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❤️🩹 HAVING A TALK WITH DR.K ❤️🩹 TALKING ABOUT MY LIFE ❤️🩹SERIOUS CONVERSATIONS ❤️🩹 LACY X @healthygamer_gg ❤️🩹 VALORANT TOURNEY ❤️
05-21-2026 · 15h 12m
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But I will tell y'all right now, I'm taking this serious, okay?
I'm not here to troll.
Y'all are going to see a very serious side of me today.
I'm not going to troll number one and number two.
I'm not saying you guys little troll things
that I need help with, okay?
I don't actually need help with,
I don't actually need help with a gambling addiction.
I don't actually need help with my weight.
I don't actually need help with a cocaine addiction.
You know what I mean?
Yes, you do.
No, I don't.
Why are y'all saying cat?
But one thing that I want to make sure of during this,
because yes, I'm going to take you serious,
and yes, this is for me.
But I'm sure in this chat right now,
out of all the people that are in here,
typing in a chat, watching the stream,
there is definitely some people who are going through
mental health issues, going through self-esteem issues,
going through things that, you know,
every human ghost is just real life issues.
And maybe watching from a third party perspective
and hearing advice from a therapist,
you can relate to my problems,
maybe you can relate to his problems,
and that can help you guys in your real life.
You know what I'm saying?
So I want you guys to also take this serious.
I don't want to see any wide-speed laughs in the chat.
I don't want to see anybody laughing at me.
I don't want to see any, and no bullshit, OK?
This is very, very serious.
I'm going to text him and say, I'm ready.
I have PTSD.
Listen, this is not, also, I don't know, I don't want to go in there and trauma dumb.
I don't think I should just go in there trauma dumping.
But before I get into this, can you guys all tell me before we get into this and be serious,
don't troll, what are some issues you think I genuinely need to talk about during this
session?
Like
Hello, hello like truly genuinely no troll
Your weight food anger issues gambling problem
cocaine sniffing
online image
Insecurities your mental state
Commitment lying
your uncle, your relationship, your weight, alcohol addiction, your weak minded, no weight
control discipline, lying problem, grandma died, your confidence, family issues, anxiety,
Pressure, cocaine, your massive pecker.
See, I just can't tell.
Oh my God, he's calling.
All right, chat lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
Hello?
Oh, that's, yeah, count to 10 for me?
To 10, one, two, three, four, five, six.
And I can't see your face though.
Yeah, I'm about to turn on right now.
Is that better?
There we go.
Okay.
Okay, let me just switch to...
Give me just a second.
Okay, give me a second.
I gotta switch one thing real quick.
Chad is audio good?
Yeah, I think it's good for us.
Okay, Chad is audio good for me?
Use a headset, I could turn my headset on.
Yo, mods, the check gets too much ghost.
Not only.
One.
Okay, just let me know.
It's f-ing?
How bad is it f-ing, chat?
Uh, no, no, no, no, I just thought you were doing something.
I just needed my mic.
OK, I think my audio is good on my end as well.
I just fixed it.
OK, great.
OK.
OK.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I think we're still resizing.
It'll take us just a second.
Oh, good.
Take your time.
I have all day.
Yeah, so what do you go by?
Lacey.
OK, Lacey.
Or you could call me Nick if you want to call me,
my real name's Nick.
What do you prefer?
Um, let's do Nick.
Okay, let's do Nick.
And, um, Nick, so just, uh, and, and what, what, what are we talking about today, man?
Thank you for coming.
Um, thank you for having his mic is off.
My mic is off.
Oh, I have the audio on the wrong output.
Is that fixed chat?
Okay.
Um, honestly, I think.
I don't know. I don't know. I'm nervous. I'm going to be honest. I'm very nervous. Okay, cool. Is that bad?
No, it's actually completely normal. So let me just let's let's just I'll explain a couple of things. So first thing is
You know, we are here to just get to know who you are and
understand a little bit about you the reason we have conversations like this is that I think oftentimes
we all face challenges that are shared and
And often times just having a conversation with someone can help a lot of people who are watching yeah
Couple of basic simple ground rules. First of all, you don't have to talk about anything that you don't want to talk about number one
So you can signal that to me in any manner of ways. I am not here to push or anything like that
If I think we're getting into territory that I don't think is a good idea to talk about I will signal that to you in some way
Okay
other thing is that this is not
The therapy so I'm not your doctor. I won't be diagnosing you with anything
I'll be giving you an Adderall prescription at the end of the screen
But yeah, I think oftentimes, you know people come on and we'll get to talking about something
But if there's not a particular topic in mind, that's actually totally fine. Okay. Yeah, I mean I
Yeah, I have a few topics, but nothing like nothing like super
pinpointed if that makes sense. Yeah so I think that's that's part of my job
right as we'll get to something. So what were what was kind of on your radar? I
had a few things the first thing I had was just like separating my real life
in my social media life like time management streaming how I can kind of
juggle that because obviously spent a lot of time online and streaming and it
It takes away from my time with my real life relationships and just real life in general.
Another thing was just anxiety.
I have a very anxious person.
So you know a lot comes with social media and that anxiety definitely affects me in real
life.
Another one I had was definitely self-esteem and insecurities that I have as a person.
And if I don't admit it, I definitely have some deep down.
And yeah, that's pretty much it.
OK.
We're getting a little bit of audio crackling from you,
which do you have any sense of why that would be?
I was getting this just the other day.
Is that better at all?
No?
I'm still getting-
Trion, can you come up here and help me?
I don't know why it's doing that.
Yeah, I wonder if it's-
Do y'all know if he's getting it on his stream?
Is it like that on stream chat or just on the dis-
It's worse?
Can you try to unplug it and plug it back in one more time, maybe?
I think that's a little bit
better, but I still have a feeling it's going to be there can you will just keep talking.
It might be I can go behind my desk.
still there. Okay, let me go behind my desk and try to unplug it from what you see. Or
I can switch to this one. Yeah, so headset users, I'm going to mute desktop audio. But
I can still hear them. Oh, people are saying it's better. Is it? No, no, no, it's not.
I just tried to unplug it from my PC. Is that fixed or not?
Can I talk for me again? Hello, hello, hello, hello.
That sounds a lot better. Okay. I just switched to you as you were
talking. Yeah.
I don't know if that fixed or not. Yeah, I think that sounds a lot better.
And I think it is, because Chad is saying it's not better.
No. I don't.
Uh, better than before. Yeah. But it's still not 100%. I think it's okay. Better. Better.
Better. Better. Better. Better. Okay, we're good. We're good. Okay. So just to recap,
Lacey, you said separating real life and social media, some amount of anxiety around social
media things. Yeah. And then self-esteem and insecurity. Yeah. So any of those that you
to start with? Whatever you think. Okay, so why don't you tell me this? So how did you get into
your streamer, right? Yeah. Can you tell me how you got into that? Yeah, I was basically, I was a
Fortnite player, and I started playing Fortnite in high school, and I started playing like
competitively, but I was never like actually that good. And then I met another streamer,
because I was like always in his chat and donating as it was clicks and I met
your camera turned off for me yeah I don't uh I think something is going on I think the camera's
fine oh there we go um what
where are we uh-oh there
Okay. I think we're okay.
You can see me, right?
I cannot see you now.
You cannot see me. Okay.
Oh, I see you now.
Yeah. We're just going to keep going. Yeah.
Okay.
Okay. So, yeah, I started streaming back in,
I say it was like 2022, 2023.
I met Klicks and I was like donating in his chat,
trolling him and sending like donations.
And he invited me to play Fortnite with him.
And then I started playing Fortnite with Klicks.
And he obviously had a huge community.
He has a lot of people that watch him, a lot of followers.
And I started streaming because he told me to stream.
And then I started streaming and I
saw people coming into my stream.
And then ever since then, I just have been streaming.
I started in Fortnite.
Okay. And so how long ago was that?
That was, I want to say that was 2023.
Okay.
2023.
Like the very beginning of 2023.
I'd say is when I first started actually like fully streaming.
Okay.
I'm getting now.
Now I'm getting some desync.
Are you guys getting desync?
So here.
Okay.
Maybe it's fine.
Okay.
Um, so, and, and so you said you started streaming in 2023, right?
Yes.
So it's been about three years.
Yeah. And what's that three years been like for you? It's been good. Um, it's definitely been long.
Uh, you know, I went from playing video games with not even having my face cam on to then moving
to Dallas and being thrown into a bunch of like face content. And then I started doing IRL content.
I moved to Miami for about eight months and then I joined FaZe and moved to LA. Okay. And how
Can you tell me a little bit about those transitions?
So how did you end up moving to Dallas?
Yeah, so I was in college at the time studying law.
And my parents were always hard on me, not hard on me,
but my dad was very against the internet
and how much I was playing video games.
And he would always get upset and not angry,
but just caring for me, like, oh, because I was very overweight.
I was probably about 300 pounds at the time.
and he just saw my health declining
and I was just playing video games 12 hours a day.
Then I started streaming
and I showed him my first Twitch paycheck
and I was like, dad, look at this.
I made this amount of money this month
and I asked my parents if I could move to Dallas
and take a gap year off college
and they were fully supported.
They said, yes, right away.
They told me that my dreams won't be here forever,
but college will be here after a year.
So they totally told me yes.
And within the next two months, I had an apartment in Dallas,
and my mom drove down from Erie, Pennsylvania,
to Dallas with me.
Wow.
So they kind of, your dad was really concerned,
but they were happy with you.
I mean, so they understood that this was your dream.
Well, the thing is, it really never was my dream
until it started to work out.
Okay, interesting.
So then you moved to Dallas and what was that like?
Honestly, it was terrible at first.
I was living in a studio apartment by myself.
I was sad, I was alone.
And it was like my first time ever showing my face
on the internet.
And like I said, I was extremely overweight.
So, the feedback from people was very bad.
Like, I had people calling me all sorts of names.
You can guess the names, but Twitter, TikTok,
just making fun of me.
And at the time, I'm just, you know,
I think I was, what, 20, 20, 21 maybe?
I think I was 20.
And I was just living alone in my apartment.
Nobody was there.
I didn't have any friends in Dallas besides Clicks.
And that was definitely hard in the beginning, for sure.
What was hard about it?
I just felt so alone.
And I felt like everybody was against me.
Because everybody was just calling me terrible things.
And I wasn't used to it because I was so nervous to show
my face in the first place.
And then when I did show it, it was like 10 times worse
than I expected it to be.
I expected my chat to make fun of me.
But I didn't expect to get posted on Twitter
and have thousands of people calling me a fat ass
or calling me a whale, or say, making fun of the way I look,
and then thousands of people on TikTok doing the same thing.
So at the time, it was just all thrown at me,
and I actually took like four or five days completely off.
I wasn't going to stream again ever.
I was pretty much about to quit.
Yeah, so why didn't you?
Clicks, honestly.
He talked me out of it.
I was very, very close to quitting.
I didn't want to move on to normal life,
but Clicks talked to me and just convinced me
that it doesn't matter what other people think.
And I didn't get it right away,
but I just kind of sucked it up and dealt with it.
Can you share a little bit more about that conversation?
Like, because here's what I'm thinking, Nick.
There are a lot of people who are overweight.
There are a lot of people who are judged harshly for their appearance,
and it seems like you've lost some weight.
In those moments when we feel like quitting,
when we feel like giving up,
like I'm so curious what click said to you that made an impact.
Yeah. I mean, I don't remember the exact words,
I just remember him basically saying
that I have true potential in streaming.
Like, I can make this my life or forever.
And him saying that if I were to give up now
with how far I've come in such a short amount of time
and went back to college and just gave up on everything
just because some people on the internet are hating,
then that would just be dumb.
And he told me that he's gonna,
at the time he got me a personal trainer.
His name was Charles,
so Clicks paid for a personal trainer for me
him to go to every morning. And he told me that he would start working out with me every
morning and helping me lose weight. Um, and wow. Yeah. Yeah. He's a great guy. What did
he see in you? I don't know. I don't know. Um, something I clearly didn't see in myself
because I was going to quit, but he saw, he saw something. Huh? You have even to this
day you don't know what he saw on me yeah I mean he's been streaming for like
seven or eight years so maybe he just saw like the potential to be an influencer
because he's been doing it for so long interesting okay so it sounds like he
really saw value in you that you didn't see yeah and then it also sounds like he
invested like his time his money finding you a personal trainer to help you
sort of realize that potential. Yeah. And so that was back in Dallas. And then you said
you moved to Miami for a little while. What did that look like? Well, at first, because
I was so sad and like, I just hated where I was living because I felt so alone. He had
me move in with him in his penthouse in Dallas. So he set the room up for me, a stream room
for me and I paid like very little rent but I wouldn't let him like I didn't
want him to have me move in by myself for free how I wanted to pay rent I
didn't want to just yeah of course like leaching so I was paying very like like
$2,000 a month to live in the apartment with him and I was there for no I think
like six months maybe and then I started just not enjoying Fortnite anymore like
I used to love Fortnite and play in Fortnite, but I just started to kind of fall in love with it.
So I moved over to doing more like real life content, like going out and streaming and
discord. I was doing eDates and that just led me to a trip where I was going to Miami for,
I think it was a seven day trip and I ended up booking an Airbnb for three months and I just
just stayed in Miami for like three months,
then I ended up getting a house.
And I was there for probably, I think seven months.
Maybe, I think I was there for a year.
I might have been there for a year.
What, can you tell me about these e-dates?
What is that?
E-dates, basically, I would get one girl,
or I'd get another streamer, a guy,
and I would put them on a Discord e-date with 20 girls.
OK, so what happens then?
then I dragged the girls into the call.
They have like a five minute conversation
with the streamer or the guy.
And then there were like elimination rounds.
And then the guy, the streamer would pick who his winner was.
OK.
Wow.
Yeah.
And do you know what would happen after the call?
No, I didn't.
Do they actually?
I think, I don't know.
I doubt it, but you never know.
OK, so it's sort of like speed dating, but on a different call.
Yeah, pretty much.
but it was just fully for content at the time.
Yeah, and so I'm kind of curious, Nick,
do you know what led to people being selected as winners?
Like, what were the things that would get people eliminated?
Like, I know it sounds like it was a little while ago, but.
It was questions.
So like, the guys would ask the girls questions in a line
and then they would answer the questions
and then they would eliminate them based off that.
But yeah, so what I'm curious about is, do you have any insight and you may not remember,
but like what made an answer a good answer?
On the person, like some people would come in there very wholesome, but some streamers
would come in there and ask, you know, some like more sexual questions, if that makes
sense.
Got it.
So I guess people sort of matching the streamer's energy
was a big part of it.
100%, yeah.
It was just who the streamer or who the person was
felt they vibed with the most, I guess.
Okay, yeah.
So it's interesting,
because I just made a guide to love, sex, and relationships
that's like very evidence-based.
And if you're curious about that, we can talk about it more.
But I was like, I sort of vaguely knew
that this kind of thing was happening.
Yeah.
But I just realized, you know,
be really interesting to look at those e-dates and be able to I wonder if I
could predict based on principles of like attraction and charisma who someone
is going to pick 100% because I used to be I could I could see like really yeah
I would be able to like get in it and see like who the streamer would talk to me
the most in the way they would interact with them and I'd be like oh she's gonna
win interesting so you could tell ahead of time who was gonna win or who was like
I like for the most part. Yeah. And did you have a sense? So so were you just paying attention to like the amount of interaction?
Or do you know more of what was like, how were you able to pick that up? Do you remember? I think it was more just sexual attraction
The sexual attraction. Yeah, so you could gauge you could gauge a dude's sexual attraction
Yes, yes pretty much I could I could see like oh, he's more sexually attracted to her
Uh, yeah, I guess
Wait, so so and I let me know Nick if this makes you uncomfortable. I'm
Assinated bro. So so how do you know?
Right cuz cuz you're not seeing you're not like like this is face cam, right? Yeah
So you're not seeing like a like in the trousers. You're not so no, I didn't see that
I didn't see their boners. No, I didn't see but like so then what what are you seeing in?
Okay, so pretty simple be like like a guy the streamer the guy would be like hey
Can you stand up and do a 360 for me? And the girl would like stand up and like twirl around and then he'd be like
And then I'd be like, okay, she's gonna make it far
Okay, got it. So you so you're looking at I mean so that there's facial expressions
Yeah, and just like the way they talk like and then after each round they give them a rating
It I'm gonna be honest now that I'm thinking about it and looking back on it. It was a very degenerate thing
Now that I'm thinking about it, I mean, it's just, it's, it's discord and guys just basically asking girls to show their bodies and who they're most attracted to.
Does this happen the other way? Do girls?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, I had female streamers on.
There's equality.
So what was it like when a female, what was it like when a female streamer, could you accurately predict female streamers preferences?
I, okay.
Okay, so I didn't do it. I did it with a porn star. Okay, not a female streamer. It was a porn star that I did it with.
That was a female. Okay, but were you still able to accurately predict? No. Interesting. Yeah, that's so interesting.
Yes. So it's so you had one female contestant or one female.
I think I had to know to. Okay.
Two. Yeah. Okay. And both of them were porn stars. You remember?
No, the other one was a sugar and able to accurately predict.
Okay. That's fine. I know I'm getting into the weeds because I'm excited about this.
Do you want to go on one?
I don't know if I want to go on one. I don't know how my wife would feel about
that. Oh, okay.
But I'm absolutely fascinated.
So here's what I think is really cool about this is like,
because a lot of people don't know.
So literally, there was a clip that people told me
about on LSF where a couple of days ago,
I did this three hour stream on the science of flirting.
So this is really fascinating.
So a lot of people don't realize.
So they did a cool experiment where they had people flirt
and they videotaped people flirting.
And they had neutral observers watching people flirt.
OK?
And then they asked the neutral observers,
if you're seeing a videotape of people flirting,
and then you ask someone, hey, are these people flirting or not?
Can you guess, can toss out a percentage number?
What's the percentage likelihood that someone
can detect the absence of flirting?
I.e. if there are two people who are not flirting
and they're interacting.
How good are people at detecting,
okay, these people are not flirting?
I would guess that males or men
guessed that they were flirting more than there actually was.
Okay, that's a really interesting hypothesis.
I don't remember the gender breakdown,
but I will go back and check that.
So here's what's really cool is like,
if no one is flirting, people are able to guess that
with 84% accuracy.
Okay, so I can tell that these two people are not flirting with 84% accuracy. Here's the really crazy thing
People are only able to detect flirting the presence of flirting with 28% accuracy
So flirting is really hard to detect for most people
That's not weird to you a little bit. Yeah, I mean me is for me is like I don't know I
Feel like I could detect flirting pretty well
Yeah, you may be able to.
Or maybe not.
Maybe not.
28%
Maybe in a solution, I don't know.
Maybe that's what Cleck saw in you, man.
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe.
So it's interesting.
And the funny thing about that is then people were arguing that my wife came into the room
and she was arguably flirting with me.
I don't think she was.
And I couldn't detect it because they thought she was flirting.
And I did.
Which is the irony.
Okay, so that's really interesting.
Yeah, so what I'm curious about here is like, you know,
I'm more interested in being,
like observing this interaction, like these e-dates.
So you also like, I could host an e-day
and have you host it with me.
Yeah, and I'd be really curious,
like I'm sure you must be interacting with chat, right?
Yeah.
During this stuff.
Oh yeah, for sure.
And so is chat able to predict pretty well?
Yeah, actually, yeah, definitely.
Okay, so here's what I think is really awesome about this,
is that I know this is like fun and whatever,
and I kind of got that, you were like,
hey, maybe this is a little bit crazy.
But I think this is like insane,
but I think this is actually like
how we're gonna help people.
Because this is almost like a laboratory,
where people who don't know how to flirt, right,
who don't know how to attract someone,
can literally see 20 people all vying for someone's attention.
attention. And you can detect what is it out of these. This is an experimental condition,
right? This is not some social media influencer making a short about here's how you always
get laid, bros. It's like this is like a, okay, let's actually look and analyze what
leads to success.
So the chat can learn how to basically like flirt with women?
Absolutely.
Or how to flirt with men. So if we're trying to learn how to flirt with women, we're going
And what we need is one woman and 20 dudes.
Yeah.
Right?
And to flirt with a dude is we need 20 women.
And is that kind of makes sense?
Yeah.
I'm curious about sort of like this almost
like running an experiment where we can actually
like learn something.
I'd be down on that.
Which it sounds like a lot of people.
Yeah.
Maybe we'll pick that up later, though,
because we're supposed to be talking about other things.
This is great.
Wait, we should do that.
We went to Miami.
We went to Miami.
You stayed there for seven days, what did you love about it so much that made you want
to stay for three months?
Honestly, everything, the weather, I'm from Erie, Pennsylvania, so snow, cold, I love
the weather, I love the women, I love the people there, my streams were doing really
good.
I was just having fun.
Okay, nice.
So I'm also guessing that you didn't feel alone?
No, I didn't feel alone in Miami.
I actually met a good amount of people out there that
just turned into my everyday life.
OK, nice.
And so then what does joining phase look like?
So I was just streaming in Miami basically on my own solo.
And I got called by Ron, I don't know if you know,
Stable Reynolds though.
He called me, we would play Fortnite here and there
at the time.
And he told me that he wanted me to come to LA
to do like, just meet up, cause he was in phase already,
to meet up with some people in phase.
And I was like, at first I was a little hesitant
cause I didn't know how I wanted to join an organization
I was doing like very good by myself, but I at the end ended up saying yes so I went
out to LA for I think it was maybe four days and I met up with everybody at phase and all
the people running it and also got to hang out with the guys and they pitched me on this
new this new phase this new roster where it was going to be a streaming house a streaming
roster and how we were all gonna, you know, we were all gonna have our own thing, our
own group and we were gonna own it and it was gonna be ours and we could take it to
the next level and I was sold on it and I loved all the people, you know, I hung out
with Jason, Max, Suki, Adapt, at the time wasn't really there, Ron, and that was, yeah, I ended up signing.
So, once again, I'm noticing that someone saw something in you, in this case, Ron, right?
So, it sounds like y'all were not super close.
close. Um, we, we work, we work that close at the time. No, we were friends, like just
playing Fortnite, but we haven't even met in person. Yeah, I got you. So, so do you have
any idea what, what he saw that? Well, it was a mixture of Ron, Rage and K-Song. They
were like, do Rage and K-Song were doing a lot of the recruiting for the new group.
And Ron told them my name. So that around, yeah, I don't know. Maybe I really don't
No, I never really asked wrong that now that you say it.
I never.
Yeah.
Interesting.
OK.
And so now you mentioned that there's
almost like a separating real life and social media kind
of issue.
And you're still with Faze?
Is that right?
Yeah.
No, right now, no, I'm not.
OK.
So and is that something you want
to talk about, the transition out of Faze or no?
Yeah.
Yeah, we can.
Yeah.
So what happened there?
I'm trying to think.
Basic, I don't, actually I don't think,
there's just some legal stuff that I don't know.
Yeah, that's why I sort of, like I said,
at the beginning of the call, I don't.
No, I would love to talk about it, honestly.
But that's fine.
So I mean, conversation for a different day,
I don't think it's that important.
A lot of people will focus on the drama,
that's why I sort of asked, but like.
I could talk about how it affected my mental,
like how it's for me.
I mean, I'm just trying to get the story, right?
So like how you are, where you are now,
but we certainly don't wanna piss anyone off
or cause any blowback or anything like that.
Like it's not necessary.
I mean, it definitely, it was really,
it was really hard on my mental health.
It, like, I miss Christmas with my family
because of there's so much stuff going on.
I'm such a big part of my life for two years.
And then to just watch, like, it felt like,
I'm trying to think of a good,
it felt like we built up this city, like this empire.
And then in the span of one night,
it just all fell and came crashing down.
And it was just, I don't even know
how to explain how it made me feel.
I felt like, it felt for the longest time
like a part of me was missing,
not having the people that were in my life during that time
because they worked with Faze.
So I lost definitely some important people in my life.
It affected our group overall mentally,
like to the point where there were some days where we wouldn't
even see each other because people just didn't.
A lot of motivation was lost for me.
I don't know.
It really affected me mentally because it felt like a part
of me was missing in a way.
So, I'm hearing that it really sort of, not even necessarily in a bad way, but kind of consumed a lot of your life, like it became this thing that when this city was being built, you were like one of the pillars of the city.
I mean, I would say I like rep phase more than a lot of people that have ever been in
phase.
You know, I made it like part of my main brand.
I wore a face shade every day.
I got a tattooed on my arm.
Every picture I took, I threw up the face logo.
I had a lot of dedication for it, for sure.
And it wasn't even the name that I had an occasion for it was just a group of people
that were in it that I just truly care about and see crazy potential in so yeah
I mean I'm getting a strong sense of like vision like hey we're gonna build
this thing yeah right and and what I'm hearing that you really dedicated to was
the vision of building this thing that you invested two years of your life
into building this thing it sounds like relationships are really important to
you you built a lot of important relationships with these people yeah and
And then when things start, it sounds like things fell apart pretty quickly over the course of a day.
I wasn't sure if I understood that.
And so it's almost like, you know, I'm envisioning a house that has all of these pillars supporting it.
You're kind of like ripped out of it.
And then I'm sort of envisioning what would a pillar, sure the pillar isn't in the house anymore,
but how naked the pillar feels outside of the house.
But the house was almost like everything around the pillar just fell while the pillar was just still standing there. Oh my god, dude
That's wild. So so what what happened then?
With me, I mean it was hard for for you know, I took like a two week break from streaming
Trying to figure out how to tell the internet because it's not only something that's meaningful to me personally
but it was also something that
Now tens of millions of people on the internet were in support of so it was
like how okay now I have to tell the internet now I have to do this now I
have to do that and then it definitely affected me for some time it I felt like
a like I said a piece of me was just missing in my content it felt like
kind of like like energy was taken out of me like I was just sitting with like a
like a bullet that like just I was just walking with like almost like I was
I don't know how to explain it,
but it just took me some time to come to terms with it,
that it was really over and that I got to move on.
And then slowly, slowly, slowly over time,
I saw all the people that were in it start to be like,
okay, like it was almost like we were all grieving,
but separate.
Like, because it was all of us
and we were all going through it in our different ways.
There were days where I wouldn't see adapt for days,
or days where me and Juan wouldn't talk for a day or two
because we were just, I didn't wanna stream,
I was in my room, he was at the beach or doing something.
So it just felt like we were all like grieving this separately,
but then over time, over a lot of work,
we all slowly started to like get over it,
come back together and just say, like,
are we going to sit here and are we
going to pout about this for the rest of our lives?
Or are we going to make something that we can actually
own this time?
And then we ended up all coming together
and making a new group.
And how's that going?
Very good.
Really good, actually.
Can you say a little bit more about that?
What's going great?
Everything.
I mean, everybody, it's a lot different energy
a lot of different vibes with our new group at St. Corp.
And it's the same people, Marlin's here now.
And everybody seems a lot more locked in,
dedicated.
We haven't missed a single YouTube shoot.
We get to fully direct what our videos are,
film our videos, edit our videos.
So it just feels like the energy is great right now.
The energy is perfect.
Everybody is very locked in.
That's awesome, dude.
How long have you all we all been doing this the core?
21 days.
Three weeks. 21 days. Wow. Yeah.
Awesome. So fire has been lit again. Yes, that's exactly how it feels.
It's like it's like we had this this this free surgeons almost where it's like,
okay, we got this taken from us. Let's do it right this time and build it ourselves.
Yeah, I totally get that. I can see that, you know, the common thread here is just
Okay, like what is making fun content like what what's the actual work? Yeah that you guys get excited about and sort of leaning into that without all the
Structures and you know really for it is what I'm really getting very strongly from you. Yeah
And so you had mentioned by the way, are you still feeling nervous anxious? I'm always anxious. I'm just a super anxious person in general
What does that mean? You're a super anxious person just like a little dad. I don't know. I just feel
anxious all the time like if I take a day off of streaming I get really bad
anxiety just like very anxious anything anything in daily life just anxious I
can't think of like an example but okay is it okay if I ask you some questions
about that yeah so when you say you take a day off from work you feel really
anxious I this is good so some of these questions are gonna sound kind of silly
how do you know your interests I I just start to worry a lot and overthink and
I get like almost like not nausea but just like this like like a weird feeling
in my stomach to like okay you should be live right now why are you why are you
doing this why are you enjoying this you should be streaming this and why
should you be doing those things I don't know I just it's just how it's just the
way I think, I think because I stream so much and I've been doing it for so long, I feel
like if there's a moment in my life or a good moment in my life, it should be, I should
be streaming it or I should be, it should be on camera or a big part of it is like,
if I take two days off streaming or longer, three days off streaming, I'm worried that
that fourth day when I come back, the people who are watching me three days ago won't be
there anymore. So I feel like I got to just stay on it. Do you feel like the
sand in the hourglass is running out?
No. I just think I just think I could put more sand in it. Okay. Okay. Yeah, so
because I don't get the sense, you know, sometimes people feel like the sand in
the hourglass is running out. I think when you're at a YouTube filming shoot or whatever,
my guess is that you don't feel that pressure. Or do you feel it then? Do you feel anxious
when you're making content?
Um, if, if, uh, no, because no, no, right? If I'm doing something that I know is benefiting
my career or my life, I don't feel that way, but it's more when I off and go get dinner
and spend a day with my girlfriend. I feel like this guiltiness in my body that I should
be streaming. Or if I take a day off for my mental health and just relax or go for it,
go driving or go do something off-camera, I feel like I should be streaming.
Okay, so I'm noticing that
is this, so when I think about anxiety,
I think about worried that something bad is going to
happen. Okay, but now you used a different word.
You talked about that, you're like, okay, if I take three days off when I show up on day four,
will people have moved on? Yeah.
That's what you're kind of worried about in that sense.
But then you also said you feel guilty,
which is different from anxiety.
And a lot of the language that you used was not,
it's, this is what's really interesting.
And I'm gonna get a bit technical here.
So let me know if I like lose you
or I need to explain myself better, okay?
So when I ask you, why should you be doing something?
The anxious person will say,
well, because if I don't do it, then this will happen,
then this will happen, this will happen.
Does that kind of make sense?
But anxiety is about worrying about things happening in the future.
Yeah.
You kind of following me?
So, when I ask you, why should you be doing those things, you're like, I'm not sure.
So what I'm hearing a lot from you is there's some anxiety, but there's actually a lot
of guilt.
And what I'm really hearing is that there's a lot of harsh self-judgment, right, that
there is a certain kind of nick who should be making content all the time, who should
be doing this, should be doing this.
like there's the good Nick who's like fucking firing on all cylinders and his
hype and like good vibes and good energy we're on day 21 let's go bitches
that's good Nick right yeah and then there's kind of this like I don't know
if this word is I don't I don't know if I can say this on stream or not maybe
this is against TOS but then there's cut Nick like you know like just like kind of
like off in the side like watching life go by like not participating like
watching from the chair in the bedroom and like not being in the bed yeah you're
right you're completely right it's like it's like I'm it's like I'm I feel and
I don't know if it's guilt on myself or if it's guilt where I feel like the
people who watch me and gave me this life like my viewers and my community if
it's guilt to like I owe them like I should be streaming this I should be
like why am I they gave me the opportunity to be at this dinner or be at this event why am I why
am I not streaming it for them if that makes sense what yeah I'm with you so so we're gonna
like lay out a quick answer okay Nick I'm gonna teach you something right now if you're wondering
if it's this or this the answer is it's almost always both so if we look at our emotions there's
anxiety, is it anxiety or is it guilt? The answer is it's both. Are you guilty about
these people who have created this wonderful opportunity for you? You feel beholden to them.
You kind of owe them, right? Like they gave you this opportunity. This is what you owe them in
return. This is a relationship that you care about and respect. So there's guilt around that.
I'm getting a sense. So now I'm hunting a little bit. Okay, so let me know if this feels weird
weird for you, but so let me ask you something. Hold on, let me think for a second. Can I
think for a second? Yeah. Okay. So you know, when you take a day off and you feel guilty,
Do you remember if you felt that feeling before you started streaming?
That kind of guilt, that kind of like, I should be doing more.
No.
I didn't.
So you didn't feel that way at all?
No.
I'm not talking about the circumstances, I'm talking about the feeling.
Yeah.
Right?
Like if I was in college in Missing a Day of Classes,
that I feel guilty.
Yeah. So I'm not talking about Missing a Day of Classes.
I'm talking about the feeling itself.
So I'll give you another example.
I'll try to get this.
So I'm going to go back to the,
because I don't know if the word Cuck is against TOS.
Yes, yes.
Okay. So let's go back to the Cuck chair for a moment.
Okay, so did you ever feel like you were in that chair?
That's the feeling
Prior to being a streamer like life was passing you by like you weren't doing as much right
So I have an idea in my mind, which is I'm envisioning a 300 pound person who's kind of going to college
Dad thinks he's wasting his time life is passing you by
You know, you're supposed to be in college. You're a freshman in college
This one you're supposed to be parting this one. You're supposed to be getting laid. Yeah, right?
And and and I can imagine a scenario where you feel like you're watching from the gut chair as life passes you by and that doesn't feel
Yeah, when you say like that a hundred percent I
Definitely felt growing up like very left out very isolated like I
Had friends, but I was I was nobody's best friend. I was kind of always just like there
And yeah in college for sure, you know, I'm all my friends are going out partying
coming back with a girl getting drunk and you know I was in my chair playing
Fortnite for 10 hours so definitely a part of me felt like like damn I wish I
wish I was almost I wish I was normal okay can you do does anything come to
mind when you were growing up about I mean that kind of hits dude like this
idea of like I had friends but I was nobody's best friend. Yeah. Do any
stories or experiences come to mind? I mean just like like a perfect example
would be the only thing the first thing that comes to mind is this one time
where I was in a big like I was I was friends with with this big friend group
and like I would hang out with them all day in school you know we'd be sit at
lunch together and then came back to school on a Monday and they were all
talking about a sleepover they had over the weekend and I was at the table I
wasn't invited and it's like okay so these are all my friends and they they
planned to hang out but purposefully intentionally excluded me from that so
it's like okay are you actually are these actually my friends so it was just
situations like that where it was like they were cool with me and I was there
and if I was there in the moment they didn't have a problem with it but
nobody ever went out of their way to say hey Nick let's hang out hey Nick come
to this party hey Nick come over nobody went out of their way to do that but so
I guess from from from the way you're saying me sitting there watching that
happen definitely made me feel like I wasn't I wasn't normal yeah I mean I'm
struck by I mean Nick you you have a beautiful way with words I was just
there yeah like they were cool with me right there's no like beef they didn't
dislike you yeah but but they didn't care enough like they didn't miss you you
know like if you were there like fine you're not there like not a big deal
exactly and and how did you this this is actually a hard question okay do you
remember how you felt about yourself in those moments yeah I mean I felt like
like I wasn't normal like I was there was something there was something wrong
with me and obviously I was like I said very overweight so I think that was a
big part of what I thought was wrong with me because I see all like all them
they're all like you know normal and I'm not and I think that was probably the
main thing that I felt was just like like damn I wish I was normal I wish I
was like them. And do you feel like now that your weight is healthier do you how
can I say this? So your mind went to weight yeah right as the reason for you
not being normal. Was there anything else in there besides weight that you remember could detect?
Okay. And so now that you're at a healthier weight earlier when we were sort of mapping out
you know what the conversation could look like, you mentioned self-esteem and insecurity.
Can you tell us a little bit about what it sounds like it's still you know
You're insecure about a couple things which is like completely normal. Yeah
Can you do you mind sharing a little bit about that?
Like currently or then yeah current well then if there's more than wait sure I'd love to hear about
I mean and come early back down here. I think it was just it was definitely mainly wait
But it was also I think it was also just like
my lifestyle. Like I wasn't a normal kid. Say more about that. Like they would, my
friends would all, like I said, they'd be hanging out or go to a party and I would
be in my room playing video games or in my room watching a stream. And in the
cut, in the cut chair. Yeah, in the cut chair. Just sitting there watching everybody
else have fun, go through life, living a, quote unquote, normal life and doing all the normal
things that kids do, you know, getting in trouble, getting drunk before you're 21, going to parties,
having a girlfriend. And I was playing video games and watching streams and not doing that.
Okay, and how about now?
I mean, I feel like I'm still the same person now.
I'm definitely, like I'm definitely, I definitely still, I'm still that person that
if my friends go out to a club or to a party, I would, I would rather be
right here in my chair playing a video game streaming.
If, you know, I think that's just how I am. I think I'm more,
I'm a very big extrovert, but at the same time,
I'm very introverted, like I'd rather be streaming
than doing 99% of other things.
And I feel like that shows with the amount of hours
I put into streaming.
I'm thinking.
I do this, it's fucking weird.
It's fucking weird, good.
So, you feel like the same person, you're still the same person, tell me about that
person.
Very insecure, anxious, emotional, very sensitive, almost like a little bitch to be honest.
Yeah, I get that.
Yeah.
Like I'm glad you said it because I didn't I didn't want to say it. No, I think it's true. I
Think I felt it a while ago. I think the image of the cup chair it like who's in the cup chair is a little bitch. Yeah, right
And so so tell me what is that person so that person feels a lot. Yeah
Right, they just they just have a lot going on inside of them
And it's kind of hard to feel those things, right?
Yeah, almost like, but when I'm live, I don't feel it.
Okay.
And what does that person want to be?
Accepted.
Accepted. What else?
Just like fitting in.
Like normal. Seen as normal.
Seen as normal.
You know, it's kind of interesting what Clix did for you.
So you know, this is so interesting.
You may think that that feels very accepting, right?
Like he went out of his way, saw something in you,
took you under his wing, gave you a place to say,
you were feeling lonely.
He's like, okay, bro, come on, move in with me.
So it's very warm, right?
Like it's very accepting.
But then there's also part of me that wonders like,
do you actually feel pathetic
that he has to go out of his way
to do all of these things
that you should have been able to do this shit by yourself?
that you shouldn't need his help. Yeah, definitely. I definitely did at the time,
but now I think that the way my brain works is I'm at a point where I have
and can't do what he did for me for other people, so it's almost like it
repays its dues. Yeah, so this is what's... I imagine this must be like quite
confusing for you, right? Because you've made a lot of progress. You know, a lot of the feeling
not normal was the weight. But that has been fixed. It's so interesting, right? Because you talk about
being accepted is like that's what you're kind of worried about. And even from the get go, like
real quick, you know, I was able to hear from you that these connections are really important.
Dallas was torture because you were isolated yeah phase was great because of the people
Not the org the people
Right these connections Miami. There were people. It's always about people people people like that's what really gets you and even when you talk
About feeling guilty for not streaming you're letting your community down
Right so these connections seem vitally important yeah
And so then what I'm a bit confused about, and maybe this is confusing for you too, is
people probably see you as normal, if not normal, then exceptional, right?
People, it seems like you fit in.
It seems like you have a lot of people who really value you for who you are.
And yet, when you were 300 pounds and craving, when you found out on Monday morning or Monday
at lunch that these guys all had a sleepover and you weren't invited, but now you are invited.
People are like, hey man, let's live together, let's do this together, we want to do this.
And when you're doing those things, you feel good.
How do you understand why you still feel like the same person?
Because you said I'm still the same person.
I think it's because, I think it's a deeper issue now,
like just thinking about it where it's like,
in my head, if I wasn't Lacey, if I was still Nick,
would I still have these people wanting me to come to this,
come to that?
If I wasn't, you know, the Lacey with millions of followers
and people watching daily,
would they still want me to be there?
Would they still want to be friends with me?
Now I'm not talking about the people that are in my house
because I truly do believe that they would be friends with me
even if I fell off today.
But just the general, general people,
would they care if I wasn't lazy?
So I think that's definitely a part of me
where it's like, that's still missing.
like I don't feel accepted.
My online persona feels accepted,
Lacey feels accepted.
But if I wasn't, no.
Right?
Yeah.
That's tough.
And this is something I see a lot with,
you know, it's so interesting.
You know, there's like a lot of stuff
about like looks maxing nowadays.
Yeah.
And so one of the really weird things
about looks maxing is people will say like,
Okay, if I get in shape, that'll give me confidence.
But actually what it does is it kind of hardens
their insecurity because if I was unacceptable before
and I turn myself into something else, right?
If I take the loser and I put him down here
and then I become a winner up here
and then everyone starts to gravitate towards this,
this thing is still down here.
Does that kind of make sense?
say it again? So you used to be Nick, right? And then you became Lacey. And who do they
love? They love Lacey. Do they love Nick? Now we don't know. I think there's only a few
people in my life where I feel like I'm Nick. Do you like being Nick with them? Yeah. What
makes it hard for you to be Nick with other people? I don't know. Maybe the feeling of
them not accepting me. Yeah. You're afraid of rejection by them, right? And so here's
the really tricky thing? Would you say that the people that you feel comfortable with saw
through Lacey and found Nick? Yeah. Or did you show them, Nick? I don't know. I don't
I don't know the difference
Okay. Yeah, so I know this is getting a bit tricky
This is great. By the way, are you doing okay? Yeah, I'm good. Okay
So this is kind of my point so like when I when I go back to and we got a talk
I mean, we don't have to talk about your girlfriend
but I'm gonna just make a bunch of fucking assumptions about your girlfriend because
We haven't talked about her yet. Yeah, but my guess is that she saw Nick through Lacey. So right?
So let's say that Lacey's a mask Lacey. It's a persona Lacey is something that you've become
It's not who you are. It is what you've become. Yeah, and we sort of think like okay once I become something
Isn't that who I am? Well like not really as you've demonstrated because you still feel like the same person on the inside
There are parts of you that are the same and there there are times where that voice is quiet
And there are times where that voice is loud, right? Like so feeling like when you're taking a day off
We're back to the culture. That's the problem with the day off now life is passing me by
I'm not doing all the things that I'm supposed to be doing.
And when you are being extroverted, right?
When you are out there making all this content,
you feel great, but now you're on the bed, not in the chair.
Yeah.
You kind of see how-
So you're saying like,
you're saying like when I'm not streaming,
I almost feel like I'm back in that chair
watching life go by, but when I am streaming,
I feel like I'm living.
Yes, right?
And that's how you judge yourself
because you're like, hey, man, we know how good it is
to live life, right?
We craved living life.
We worked hard and we got to this place.
We did it, we succeeded.
Why are you going back to the chair?
You get the anger towards yourself?
Like why are you this way?
Like go do the thing that you always wanted to do.
It's right there, people are begging for you to come
and you just rather sit at home and stream.
used to fucking play Fortnite instead of get laid.
Now you're just streaming instead of being out there
and doing IRL stuff.
Yeah.
There's that harsh self-judgment.
100%.
And I don't know if this makes sense.
How old were you when those kids didn't invite you
to the birthday party?
High school.
Huh?
High school.
High school.
Yeah.
So that's how I built.
All throughout high school, though,
is like since even in seventh and eighth grade,
like it was just like I was friends with everybody,
but nobody was like,
like nobody chose to be friends with me.
Yeah, right?
So this is what's kind of tricky is,
I mean, it struck me when I heard that story about Klicks,
it struck me how out of his way he went
to be friends with you.
Right, he chose you and people are seeing that something in you all the time that you're confused about
What did Ron see you're not quite sure
right so
Hard question. Okay, so so Nick you're doing great by the way and not that
But I'm
I'm going to try to ask you some tricky questions.
We're lagging?
OK, there we are.
So I'm going to ask you some tricky questions, OK?
Yeah.
What do you think makes it hard for you
to see what other people see in you?
So Ron saw something, Klick saw something,
your girlfriend saw something, too?
it's okay if you don't have an answer and let me know if I ask you questions that make
you feel stupid because no no no maybe maybe it's that I don't think it's there like I
don't see there we go I don't see it in myself there with exactly right so you're confused
like what like because there's that 300 pound kid who doesn't get invited to
sleepovers and they're seeing something else yeah and I think you actually
sort of know what that is because I think if I ask you when you are making a
piece of content you know what are these people seeing you I know I know what
answer I'm gonna get they just see a guy who's fun to vibe with it's not gonna be
something particularly like it's not a particular quality it's not because
You're the most handsome or you're the best at fortnight. There's just this kind of like non specific acceptance
Yeah, you kind of get what I mean. Yeah
But you lose sight of that
When you're alone when the self-judgment starts again
Okay, following me. Yeah, are you confused? No, I get it. Okay, so next question is
this is going to be a hard one too, okay?
Because we're asking you to look at things
that you may not have looked at.
So you may not have, you know,
it's kind of like I'm asking you
to do something for the first time, okay?
So on your days off, how old do you feel?
Do you feel like the same kid who's back in high school?
Not feel older.
Okay, say more about that.
I feel like, like, I, like on my days off, I kind of feel almost like this is what my
life's going to be after streaming, like this is like, okay, going to do this, going to
do that off camera. This is what my life is going to be like 10, 15 years from now.
And how do you feel about that?
Um, scared, I think.
Now we're getting to the anxiety. Like, I don't know, like, am I going to set myself
up to where those days are going to be good?
I don't know, or like, am I going to, like, what's my purpose at that point?
Gotcha.
Oh, okay.
This is taking a twist for me.
Oh, why is that bad?
No, not at all.
On the contrary, that's really good, right?
So now we're understanding what you're afraid of, right?
So I don't know if this kind of makes sense.
Like, I'm forming calculations in here.
but right now what I'm getting from you is that there's a lot of fulfillment
through content and streaming and being out there and living life right not
being in the chair anymore and then when this is all over our this is getting so
weird but like basically are the only two options in the better in the chair
Can you is there is there a way for you to be content or how do you find purpose if it isn't streaming if it isn't making content
If it isn't this kind of stuff, right? Where does that purpose come from?
Because in the past when you were not doing this it was awful. Yeah, you felt like a non-person
Right and so
Basically, it's almost like okay. You used to be a non-person. That's prior to streaming then you became a person
that's during streaming. So on the other side, what am I, is it going back to being a non-person?
Yeah. I understand. Yeah, that's not, I mean, a problem in the sense, it's not a problem. I
think it's a, it's a pathway is what I would call it, right? And there are certain things that we
can understand or learn about that. It doesn't have to be that way. The TLDR there is that,
But, see, your experience of not being a streamer so far has been negative.
There has not been an experience of contentment when you're not streaming.
Does that kind of make sense?
Like, wait, what do you mean?
So right now you've got two data points.
You've got high school, 300-pound Nick, and you have Lacey.
Let's call them Nick and Lacey.
So if you're not Lacey, you're going to go back to Nick.
My point is that when you're done being lacy,
there's a whole other horizon on the other side
that doesn't have to be a regression to what you used to be.
So as a simple example, do you want to have kids?
Do you know?
100%.
OK.
OK.
So let's say you're taking a day off from streaming
and you have an 18-month-old.
I don't know if you do interact with young kids.
I don't know if you've got nieces or nephews or I have two nephews, right?
And how old are they?
Seven now.
Okay.
Right.
So, so a couple of years ago, if you spent a day off and you are chilling with your
nephew, would that feel like a waste?
Yeah.
Interesting.
Say more about that.
I don't know why I think like that.
I, it's terrible that I say it.
No, no, I understand.
I understand.
I mean, it does feel like that to me.
It feels like it's a waste.
OK.
What about it is a waste?
You could be making content.
You could be doing this.
I could be streaming right now, or I could be making content,
or yeah.
OK.
Let me ask you, does this conversation feel like a waste?
No, because I'm streaming.
And if we were having this conversation privately,
do you think it would feel like a waste?
Probably.
Okay.
That's nothing against you at all.
I understand.
Like, I don't want you to think that that's,
like, I don't mean that in a bad way towards you.
That's just how, that's just how my brain operates now,
is I feel like a machine,
almost like if it's not on stream, it shouldn't be.
Do you like feeling this way?
Uh, no.
Okay. Good. So, now here comes the hard question. If I could give you a pill that would make
you stop feeling this way, would you take it? No. There we go. Why not? Because then
I wouldn't be as dedicated as I am to it and I would be as in the mindset of it. I wouldn't
be streaming as much. I would probably start enjoying life more. I'd probably start taking
more days off. I would probably start to fall back.
There we go. You see that?
Yeah. So maybe I do.
So let's be clear. It's torture. Right? Because right now what's going on is when you're doing
it, it's great. But the problem is that you can't do it 24-7, that you as a human being
require days off, that being on social media and, you know, I imagine if I gave you the
offer of, okay, let's say I gave you a pill, Lacey, that would make you superhuman to where
you never needed a day off, that you could be fulfilling, like you could be making content
all the time, that the thoughts and comments of people wouldn't touch you so that you wouldn't
burnout. You take that pill in a heartbeat. Right away. Right? So now I think we've got
a tricky situation. I'm going to try to break it down a little bit, okay? So you have...
So I think you're somewhat allergic to contentment because contentment leads to inaction. And
inaction is going back, right?
So I think what you're afraid of,
like the torture of your days off
is like you feel like you're sliding back into that person.
You're sliding back into Nick.
You're sliding back into being a loser, right?
Here's what you are.
Like there's two versions of you.
There's Nick and there's Lacey and you don't wanna be Nick.
You know what it's like to be Nick.
And even the things that,
I don't know if this makes sense,
but like, I don't even fully understand it,
but what I'm gonna say is,
I think there's some significance to your blind spot
of not seeing what other people see in you, right?
So you see Nick or Lacey,
but some people in your life,
the people who really know Nick,
they see something good about Nick outside of Lacey,
but you don't know what that is.
You're blind to that.
Does that make sense?
And if you could see that you could afford to take a day off. Does that make sense? Or is that a bridge too far?
That's too far. I don't get that part.
Let me think.
So, when you are Nick, you cannot see your fundamental value, right? Your value comes from streaming.
Yeah.
Right? So there isn't a fundamental value. Your value is determined by whether you're
taking a day off, then you have zero value. We're back to being high school or doesn't
get invited to parties. I'm wasting my life back to the chair. That's what it feels like.
And then you actually said it also feels a little bit older because then the other thing
that you're afraid of is this could be a preview of what's to come. After I'm done streaming,
I'll be relegated to a life of just this crap again with me.
So in that moment, you're not able to see any fundamental value in yourself.
Correct?
Yeah.
Now what's happened is you've put on a mask, use the word mask or did I use the word mask?
You did.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure.
I think I did too, but you created this persona, which is Lacey, right?
and people like Lacey and you like being Lacey.
And I think that actually when you're,
this is gonna sound kind of, this is gonna be hard too,
but when you are Lacey, you don't think about being Lacey,
you're just you, you're not Lacey or Nick.
And there are times when you are feeling like Nick,
you try to be Lacey, but when you are Lacey,
you're not thinking about being Lacey,
you're not trying to be Lacey, you're just being you.
Yes, or no, I see you're saying you're saying the reason I like being on stream and being
Lacey is because that's truly me, but I'm scared to truly be me as Nick because I was
not accepted when I was younger.
Fucking yes.
Now you tell me I couldn't have said it that way.
You tell me is that true because we don't know, right?
could just be a fucking fancy formulation. Yeah, you're right. Right? And so here's the
really thing. So I think there's a blind. So what makes it hard for you to just be you as Nick?
That to me is connected to the blind spot of like what did Ron see in you? You know, what did
click see in you? What did your girlfriend? I'm sure she saw Lacey. Yeah, maybe you have doubts about
there we go. But at first, and then she got to know Nick. So you tell me, what did she
see in Nick that made her really happy to be with you?
I don't know. I don't know.
That's what I'm saying, right? So this is a weird blind spot.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what people see in Nick. I don't. Maybe maybe...
I really don't know.
I'm with you, right?
So that's what I'm saying is I think this blind spot is tied
to, because other people see something in you that is not
Lacey, right?
So we all know that what they see in Lacey fine.
You're hype, you're this, you're the public persona.
But there's a handful of people that's like, hey,
there's 300 pound overweight kid.
There's something.
right it's not just you see yourself as a loser playing fortnight for 10 hours
and I gotta know if I can you can hear me I can hear you okay so you see a 300
pound loser is playing fortnight for 10 hours a day and they look at this guy
and they're like you know what this is the dude there's a diamond in the rough
here like this diamond is uncut it's an uncut gem we're going to hit the personal trainer you're
going to move in with me they see something fundamental in you and the reason that you're
confused by that is because you can't see it in yourself because when you see yourself you see the
cut chair with me yep okay so now i'm going to pause for a second i don't know exactly where to go
from here do you have thoughts or questions that you want to share thoughts that you want to share
or questions that you want to ask?
Not really questions, no.
OK.
Any thoughts?
I guess the only thought I really had is,
do they see a diamond, like, uncut in the rough,
in a human as a person or as a content creator?
I think the people that you really see you see you as a human.
I think there are people who value the content creator as well, right?
So and I think this is where like this is almost like I would even say it's a false separation
because the most brilliant version of a content creator is a person.
Those two things become unified at some point and there's not a separation.
That's a false separation in your head.
Yeah.
Do you kind of get me?
Like when you're making the best content, you are your most authentic self.
You're not trying to be anybody.
Yeah.
Yeah, seriously.
Okay.
So, but you're right that, and this is where you kind of get screwed because you used to
be a loser and then you became a winner.
And now what you've happened is, since people are selecting you now, they're selecting the
winner not the loser.
Do you see how almost like that reinforces the trap?
Because so I'll just give you an example.
You know, I fully see it because it's like I
see people selecting, like you said, the winner now.
So when the reason I'm winning now goes away,
do people go back to not selecting me?
Do I go back to being that loser that nobody selects?
Absolutely.
So this is going to be hard.
Lacey, you're doing great, by the way.
Do you, how do you solve that problem?
Do you have any idea?
It's hard.
OK.
I guess just never stop screaming.
No, that is the wrong answer, right?
Because then you're going to keep selecting.
They're going to keep selecting for the winner.
You get, I kind of get what I'm saying?
That's the answer that works for you, because as long as you keep being lacy, you'll get the acceptance of other people through being a streamer.
So sure, it's a logical answer that if I want to keep getting acceptance, what do I do? I have to keep being lacy, I can't ever stop.
Otherwise I'm going to return, right? The fear of the future.
So here's what's really scary.
So why are you dependent on Lacey's acceptance?
This is hard. Okay.
So I trained for 10 years,
been practicing for 10 years,
trained at Harvard Medical School.
This is how I know these answers.
So this is hard.
Okay. I'm pushing you because you're doing good,
and we're going to push you till wherever your limit is,
and then I'll pick up.
Wait, so what was the question?
So, you're like, never stop streaming, right?
That's the strategy you're using now, right?
When we stop streaming, we're a loser.
So we're going to stream forever,
we'll feel great every day,
everyone will love us as long as we keep streaming.
It's conditional love.
Right? Your dad thought you were wasting your time until when?
Until he was like your loser wasting your life until you did what?
Until I can make a career out of it
But specifically what what did you do that made him accept you?
support you
Made money
You showed him a check
Boom now you're in trouble because dad loves you when what?
And I know your dad doesn't he loves you all the time. I know I can tell
Right, but in your life, I was doing right so you got that acceptance from him loves you no matter what
But in order to get acceptance you had to become someone. Yeah, you had to show him a check and now he's on board
Hey, kid, you're wasting your time playing fortnight wasting your time playing fortnight wasting your time playing fortnight
I don't accept you. This is bad. This is wrong then you show him a check and he's like follow your dreams kiddo
Yeah. But do you see how it solidifies the separation of who you are? Yeah, I do. But
I also think it's more of a, like, coming from a spot of this kid is, like, as a kid,
as a 16, 17-year-old kid playing video games 10 hours a day, born Ashley McDonald's in
talk about, you're going to get to a point where you're 400 pounds and your life is gone.
Like you have, you get wasted.
Yeah.
And so I'm not, so this is important to understand.
Loving parents, there's no way, there's no such thing as a perfect parent.
Loving parents have unintended psychological impacts on their kids.
Just because my kid's dad is a therapist doesn't mean that they won't need a therapist
one day.
So my point is that you've created a structure of disliking a part of yourself, devaluing
a part of yourself, and loving a different part of yourself, loving a version of yourself,
being proud of a version of yourself.
And so now you're sort of like kind of stuck because in order to continue getting your own
self-acceptance, because it's not clear that this is about anybody else's, by the way,
right?
When you are proud of yourself, you are content with yourself.
You don't feel like you're in the cut chair when you're streaming.
And if I give you the pill, hey, if I could make you more content, you'd be like, fuck
now, brah.
Yeah.
I don't want contentment.
I want that punishment on my days off, because unless I punish myself in that way, I'm not
gonna work this hard. If I don't have this strong punishing influence, you're gonna slide
back into, oh, beautifully said, DoorDash, McDonald's, Taco Bell. Not 300 pounds. What
will you become? What was it, Lacey? What's the 300? What'd you say? 400. You remember?
400? Absolutely, right? Yeah. You better punish yourself on your days off. You better feel
guilty, you better tell yourself, oh my god, this fucking loser,
door-dashing Taco Bell.
That's that.
Right?
I don't know if you feel that way when you door-dashed Taco Bell.
I don't know if you still door-dashed Taco Bell.
No, I definitely do still door-dashed Taco Bell.
And how do you feel about that?
I mean, it feels good when I eat it, but then when I'm done, I feel like shit.
Right.
So, so, okay, good.
I think there's something good here.
So now the question is I don't think that you can is streaming every day is the solution it'll be the solution in this
Does that kind of it'll maintain the system? You understand the system? Okay, so how do we how do we break out of the system?
You have any idea?
Okay, all right, so I'm gonna lay it out for you this could be hard, okay, but basically what we need to do is
We need to do
For ourselves
Okay
You need to base itself acceptance basically so on your days off right you have to learn
I know you don't like this, but like like it like you have to do for yourself what you needed from other people
You have to accept yourself
So because if the 300 pound person can get the acceptance then you're fine does that kind of make sense?
What are you getting from what I'm saying?
I'm getting that in order for me to not feel that guilt and pressure when I don't stream
is I have to accept myself like in order I have to feel like I have to feel not confident
but like I have to feel acceptance for myself in order to feel it from other people.
Absolutely, right? So, and this is what I mean about the blind spot, like it's really interesting that there's a particular blind spot, which is that lots of people are seeing something really special in you that you can't see.
All you can see is the lacy version. Yeah. And here's the really cool thing. When you are making content in your most authentic way, you're not even trying to, this whole, all this mess is gone.
You're just being you right? So actually what you need to do is just be you on your days off
And that's what's hard because on your days off. You're not you because you're in your head
There's that constant commentary
Right, you can't afford
You can't say to yourself look I had Taco Bell and you can enjoy the Taco Bell and then it's great
And then afterward there's the guilt, but you can't say to yourself look man. I'm
I'm working out with my personal trainer.
I eat, I follow my macros six days a week.
Occasionally, I get a little bit of Taco Bell
and like that's okay.
Does that make sense?
Sort of, not really, not really.
Good, good.
I'm glad you're being honest.
So what doesn't make sense about that?
This is gonna be hard.
Well, because I'm not doing that.
I'm not, I'm not, I don't have a personal trainer right now
and I'm not following my macros six days a week.
Okay, so now we get to something else that is important.
Right, so in order to like,
so what's stopping you from doing those things?
Discipline.
Okay.
Can I think for a second?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna ask you, what?
So I'm gonna ask you a question, Lacey.
Maybe hardest question of all.
Yeah.
What can I do in this conversation? What would you like to have done at the end of this conversation?
Tell me what's wrong with me.
Okay, what do you understand about what's wrong with you?
That I'm...
I don't know.
think that I like I don't like I didn't expect to have like a solution at the
end like for it to be like a magic fix but maybe just like opening my eyes to
to why I am the way I am in certain situations okay and what's your
understanding of why you are the way you are in certain situations so after all
the stuff we talked about by the way you don't have to like if you don't if
If your fucking brain is like a colander where we're pouring water and it's just trickling
out, that's really not a problem.
I'll help you with that.
I'm asking what you want, we'll get there, but I want to understand where you are, what
you stitch together.
Because I know you've had insights.
I've seen it in your face.
So like, I guess that I guess the way I am, like in terms of we already touched on it,
like why do I get anxious and guilty when I don't stream?
Why do I have trouble separating my offstream time
and my onstream time?
Why do I have trouble disciplining myself
when I know deep down I should be, but I'm not?
Why am I sensitive?
Why do, like, how do I manage the hate that I get?
Okay. So now let's talk about the hate that you get just real quick.
When someone calls me fat on the playground, what determines how much that hurts?
Like if I were to say to you Lacey
Bro, you're pathetic your tits are so tiny
Like you know like oh my god like great tits are amazing
I love great tits and your tits are absolute shit. They're like what like even less than an a cup like double a cup like what I
Mean she like that doesn't it that does that's not you that doesn't really affect me anymore
more. Very good. Why not? I think because I've heard it so much that's been my life has been
getting called fat for three years now thousands of times a day. I came up with the wrong example.
I just realized okay I was trying to I was trying to do something else but okay so so this is what
what I was trying to get to. Sorry. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, so, so actually maybe that is the
right thing. So what makes that hurt versus not hurt? Right? When someone insults you,
determines how much that hurts? I think it's not even insults that hurt. It's misinterpretations
of me that hurt. Okay. What? Yeah, that's a whole different can of worms. I'm going
Like insults, they don't really hurt as much.
They used to a lot, but like,
but, cause it's like, I'm so used to it.
Like I'm used to people telling me I'm fam,
used to people insulting me and calling me names.
So I think it's gotten to a point where it's like,
like if I punched myself in the arm 5,000 times,
it's I'm so numb to the pain at that point
that I'm just, I could keep doing it.
So it's like, it doesn't hurt anymore
when people are in somebody.
So, Lacey, I'm gonna step away from that for a moment
because I think that is another dimension of things
which you're not wrong about at all.
But I think it introduces like other variables
to the equation.
Okay, so here's kind of the point that I was going for
and I'm not disagreeing with anything you're saying.
I think I've seen this a lot with content creators.
But basically, the stuff that I doubt about myself,
those are the chinks in the armor for other people's insults.
When I'm sensitive about my own weight,
when I don't like the way that I look in the mirror,
and someone calls me fat, that's what hurts,
because I believe it about myself.
The things that people insult you,
there's absolutely a thing about misinterpretation
on the internet, which really burns out content creators.
But for most people, it's like the things that hurt
are the things that you're sensitive about, basically.
Yeah.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, it makes sense.
So going back to insight into what's going on with you,
here's what I would offer.
So first thing is I'm going to just lay out a couple of things.
When we're growing up, we're not as psychologically
armored as we need to be.
So we're vulnerable, right?
So if you look at a child, like a child's immune system
is vulnerable, their body is vulnerable,
their mind is vulnerable.
So in my culture, we say that you should treat a child
like a flower, like the most delicate part of the plant.
It's not the stem, it's not the roots.
It is the part that is the most susceptible to damage.
It's also the most beautiful part.
So when you're, and you know, it's really interesting
because your psychological hurt from when you were in high school is not that people
made fun of you. It's that you weren't a person worth considering. Does that kind of make
sense? Yeah. So this is also why, by the way, like I think when you say you got used to
it, I think that's an element to it. But I think, oh, here we go. People can call a
a shit talk you all day long, you'd be fine with it.
What would devastate you is if they stopped showing up?
Yeah.
Right?
Because then you're a non-person anymore.
Like you're not a person, right?
So now your fear, your core fear is of like going back,
regressing, even when we talk about what is the future again.
Like I'd rather people have bad things to say
than have nothing to say at all.
There we go, right?
You're terrified of being a non-entity.
And when you look 10 to 15 years in the future,
that's what scares you, is that you're going back
to being a non-entity, OK?
That's number one.
Now we get into a complicating issue,
which is that your solution to this problem
is a really good solution, which is, I'm going to become
somebody, right?
And once you become somebody, then people start showing up.
then people start accepting you.
But if you really look at it, if you really pay attention,
your most important acceptances were arguably,
I don't know about most important,
but there are a handful of really important acceptances
that happened before you or somebody.
But for some reason, that is not registering.
You see how like that should heal that wound,
but it's not registering.
And the reason it's not registering
is because you're blind to it.
Like you can't connect those dots.
Once you can connect those dots,
once you understand, once you understand how what clicks,
once you can see yourself through clicks' eyes,
instead of your own eyes, then you will be way better.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Once you can see what he saw when you were 300 pounds,
once you can see whatever that intrinsic thing is,
because it's not your weight, it's not your followers,
it's something else, but you're not able to see that.
And since you can't see that,
now you've created a really problematic structure,
which is really common,
which is that you use your negative emotion
to keep you grinding, right?
And then you create this persona.
And now you're sort of in this like really
toxic fuel cycle is what I would call it.
Where like you beat yourself up on your days off
and that's good because without those negative emotions,
you wouldn't work as hard as you work.
And this is what's really,
a lot of people don't understand.
People think that you're motivated by positivity,
that's not true.
People are motivated by negative emotions
way more powerfully than they're motivated
by positive emotions.
Okay, negative emotions,
like if you think about, let's say I'm dating someone
and they cheat on me once,
I can have loved this person for five years.
They cheat on me once.
Five years of love gets washed away
with a single day of betrayal.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Right?
So people don't understand that neg.
This is why it's so successful.
This is why it's so useful to motivate yourself
by negative emotions, because they're actually
way more powerful than positive emotions.
But now you're kind of stuck, because you're
in this cycle where there's Lacey and there's Nick,
and your desire to run away from Nick
is what keeps you uber productive as Lacey.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, right.
So now there's a really tricky thing
because there's a part of you that is afraid of giving up
your hatred of Nick.
There's a part of you that is afraid of giving up
your judgment of Nick.
Why though, why?
Because if you accept Nick, if you
allow yourself Taco Bell on your days off, if you allow yourself days off, then
you could slide back, right? Yeah, and then when I slide back I stop streaming
and then the people who are there, even if it's negative, they're not there anymore.
Right, and what are you afraid of on day four? That they're gonna show up and call
you fat? There we go. They're not even gonna be there at all. Your your core fear
is being a non-person, to be ignored, right, to not be seen as human. And the ultimate
solution to that is to see yourself as human. Because the moment that you see yourself as
human, you won't require other people to see you that way, right? The only things I need
from other people are the things that I can't do for myself. I don't need someone to wipe
my ass every day, I can wipe my ass. Right? Yeah. Does that kind of make sense? Yeah.
So this is, this is a, it's a really common structure, by the way. Right? So I, I don't
think you're like, I think you're doing great, honestly. And, and, and there's a couple of
steps, but I think ultimately the goal is to be able, because you take the days off
anyway, right? And you just, not really. You don't? No, not really. Okay. I mean, I mean,
Sometimes, but very rarely will I take a day off.
Yeah, so that I can get to. I mean, I didn't take a day off for basically five years, so I can empathize with that.
But what I'm saying is that even on your days off when you're forced to take them, you can beat yourself up over it, or you cannot.
Yeah.
Right? And I know that's, it's easier said than done.
But, so that was, so you asked like, you know,
I'd like to have an understanding of what's going on with me.
That is my summary of how I understand what's going on with you.
How do you feel? How does that, how does that resonate with you?
I think you're right. I just, I still like,
I don't know like how to, to,
like I get what you're saying I need to do.
I just don't know how to do it.
Like I don't know how to make myself, accept myself.
Yeah. I understand.
So there are two answers to this.
Okay. One is the more effective answer takes longer.
There's lots more that can be understood and learned and things like that.
Then there is something that we can do,
potentially even try today that, how can I say this?
There's one solution that is more efficient, requires less work, but requires more help.
So I would say there's like you can work with a personal trainer to get in shape, or literally
you don't have to work with a personal trainer ever.
All you can do, all you need to get into shape is just to walk.
And if you do it enough, if you take it seriously enough, you'll get into shape without anybody's
help.
So, if you want to, we can try an experiment that may teach you a core tool that will sort
of teach you self-acceptance.
It's going to teach you something even deeper than self-acceptance.
Self-acceptance is a psychological thing.
But make no mistake, this is hard to do and takes a lot of practice.
Okay?
You want to give this a shot?
Yeah.
Can I change my heads and batteries to be pincered?
Yeah.
Yeah.
OK.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you great.
OK.
I can hear you.
OK.
So what I'm going to try to do is I'm going to teach something
now.
OK?
There's nothing to do with you.
So when you're making content, so I'm going to make the claim
that your most content self is when you were being,
not trying to be.
Not trying to be anything, right?
You're just being.
You're just you.
And I would say that your version of Nick, your vision of Nick,
is not someone who's just being.
He's someone who's literally in his head.
So you're thinking lots of thoughts.
So that day at lunch, when your friends are talking about the sleepover,
you're not tasting your food anymore. You're not enjoying your food.
You're not, you're not enjoying being with them.
Your mind is literally just thinking about how they didn't invite you.
Does that kind of make sense? Yeah. I'm not focused on what's going on at the
moment. I'm just feeling.
Exactly. And I would even argue that what you love about content creation.
So you're kind of like have to work yourself to get there.
right? But when you're there, you love it. And the reason that you love it is actually because
in that moment, you're not thinking about anything you're engaged. Does that make sense?
Yeah. So I'm going to make the broad claim that when you are engaged with anything in life,
that is contentment. And when you are not engaged with anything in life, when you are in your head,
doesn't matter whether you're having sex, eating food, streaming, right? So you know
what I'm talking about because there are sometimes where you live stream, where you see a comment,
and now you're thinking, oh my god, are other people going to pick this up or are more people
commenting? You know what I mean, right? Now you're watching chat and you're no longer
vibing with chat, you're watching chat, you're on the alert. The more you are in your head,
the less content you are. So here's the cool thing. We're going to try to train you to be content
here and now. And it's a little thing. Okay. Okay. I want you to sit up. Have you ever meditated
before? No. Oh yeah, once once once. Okay. I'm going to teach you something that people will call
meditation. Okay. You open to learning it? Yeah. Okay. All right. I'm going to be a little bit.
We're not going to start easy, okay?
We're actually going to start hard because hard will induce the state that we are looking for, okay?
So I want you to sit up straight, your spine needs to be straight, your neck needs to be straight,
okay? I want you to take your hand and right hand, curl these two fingers down.
Yeah, good, okay? Now what I'm going to do, I'm going to take my right thumb,
I'm going to block my right nostril and I'm going to breathe in through my left, breathe
in through your left nostril.
And now we're going to switch, block, yeah, just rotate, there we go, now breathe out.
Good.
Now breathe in through the same nostril.
Switch and breathe out.
Good.
Now breathe in through the same nostril.
Not through your mouth.
Switch and out.
Good.
I want your chat to do it too.
I know they're talking to you and I know you're reading chat.
Breathe in.
I don't know chat up actually.
Oh nice.
Okay, good.
Switch, and out.
Okay.
You got the rhythm?
Yeah.
Okay.
So basically the key thing here is that you want to switch on a full breath.
So a lot of people will go in and out and then switch, and they'll switch on empty.
We want to switch on full.
It's kind of confusing, but breathe in, then switch.
It's okay.
Yon, wait, I'm just telling you, I'm explaining.
Oh, okay.
And yawn if you need to, okay? It's okay to yawn. Okay. Good. That means it's working. Okay. Are you actually tired?
It balances you.
Okay, so so when you need it it'll calm you down. This is the practice.
I did a version of this practice when I'm working in the emergency room.
Car crash comes in.
We have to do something about that and in the next room there's someone who's been sexually assaulted.
I can't go into the second room with the same energy of the first room. Does that make sense?
Yeah, like paddles and blood. I mean a chest compressions like you need to like calm the fuck down and then move into the next room
Okay, so now we're gonna make it hard. Okay, so I want you to sit up straight
Now what I'm gonna do
How long can you hold your breath, do you know?
No idea. Maybe like, okay, actually seconds. Take a deep breath in and
Hold it
Okay. Tell me when you exhale. Great. Exhale. Okay. Now, just breathe. That's long enough.
Okay, so now this is what we're going to do is going to be a bit tricky. Okay, we're going to inhale
Actually, let's forget about the alternate nostril. We're making a bit easy on you
This is what I'm we're gonna do
No, let me think let me ask you do you want
How how much of a difficulty you curve do you want from one to five five being the most difficult one being the easiest
You what most fine? Okay, so now what I'm gonna do we're gonna combine this with breath for attention and I'll walk you through it
Okay, so what I want you to do so I'm gonna have you inhale for six seconds
And I need you to understand you've got to really go try to get as much air as you can in that six seconds
Okay, okay
Then we're gonna hold our breath
for
24 seconds
Okay, so you made it to 30. Yeah, okay, so we're gonna hold our breath for
24 seconds and then this is gonna be the hard part you're gonna exhale for 12
Okay, six twenty four twelve, okay, so there's gonna be 36 seconds between your inhalations, okay, okay?
And we're gonna do this
Six breaths three rounds. Maybe six is too much. We'll do it four breaths. Okay two rounds
All right, I'll walk you through it. You don't have to worry about all that. I'm just letting you know that we're gonna inhale
maybe
Two times. Okay, actually, let's just start with two. Okay, so sit up straight. None of this elbows business
Okay, okay sit up straight
Second thing don't go like this when you're doing it. So your hand should be straight take your take this your left hand
Lay it flat in your lap. Okay
Okay, like palm facing up.
Oh, I can't, I can't twist my wrist.
Oh yeah, that's fine.
You got it, yeah, yeah, fine.
Just, just, oh, just rest your hand, okay?
So now I'll walk you through it.
I want everybody else to do this with us, okay?
I'm gonna teach you something cool at the end, okay?
So adopt this.
Good.
Fold the first two fingers, there we go.
Okay, this thumb goes here.
Breathe in for six seconds.
Now set this down and hold baby hold one two eyes close three four five six seven
8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, go back and yeah there
we go and then exhale, 12 seconds, slow, slow exhalation, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow,
tilt stay straight and now breathe in six seconds use your mouth that's okay okay
good okay close your eyes right now close your eyes and just feel feel how
good it feels to just fucking breathe man just not have to do this
Okay, good. Now we're gonna go again. So now this is what I want you to do, okay?
You wanted five, so we're giving you five. Okay. I'm gonna torture you one more time. What?
Okay, but when I torture you, when I torture you,
when you run out of steam and when you're like, I can't exhale for 12 seconds,
I gotta let it out and let it in, what I want you to do is close your eyes when you do that, when you're at the cracking point,
good, you're on, excellent. It's okay, let it out. It's good, okay?
Okay, so you don't have to pep yourself up, okay?
When you yawn, I mean, sorry,
when you feel that, when you feel at the breaking point,
I want you to go ahead and crack, no problem,
but close your eyes and enjoy every second of the breaking.
Okay.
Right, because it's gonna feel so fucking good.
All right, but if you're in your head about,
oh my God, I failed, I was supposed to do it
for 12 seconds, it's not gonna work.
You with me?
I don't want you to judge yourself. You know the judgment? So it's fine if you
judge yourself to just lose it, but just just enjoy it as much as you can for as
many seconds as you can, and you are gonna open your eyes when you're done
enjoying it. You with me? Okay that's how we know when you're done. I'm not gonna
tell you when to open your eyes. You let me know when you open your eyes, okay?
Okay, give it to me, baby.
Good. Okay, just, yeah.
Curl what you can. There you go.
And then in for six seconds. Go.
Eyes closed.
And two, three, four, five,
6, 7, 8, 9, 10. There we go. Good. Straight. 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. Bring the other
hand up and start to exhale. Yeah, other side. Start to exhale slow. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
Eight. Now just float, baby.
Go ahead, tell me.
Oh, I got mad. Not mad, but like, I didn't make it to 12.
Okay. When did you get mad?
at six not mad but like I was just like I could have made it to 12 but I didn't
try hard enough if I really wanted to hold my breath if I really wanted to
exhale for 12 seconds I could have done it okay is your left nostril more open
than your right check both which one's more open this one this one's a more
open. Okay, we're gonna go again. Okay. Okay. So good, you're this is right. So do you see
how you're torturing yourself when you fail? Okay, so we're gonna try again. This time,
I want you to just so you you failed. Why'd you fail because you wanted to breathe? What's
that you are? You wanted to breathe and not asphyxiate yourself. Oh my God, what a loser.
So what I want you to do is when you want to breathe and you breathe, how does it feel?
Good.
Okay.
Focus on that.
Okay.
Just let it happen.
Go as far as you can.
So actually we're going to do the six in, 24 hold, six out.
Okay.
Okay.
You're not failing.
I swear to God.
This is not, we're not making things easier on you or anything like that.
I swear.
You got to trust me on this, okay?
So none of the shoulder stuff.
I don't like your shoulders up straight.
There we go.
Okay, one more time, let's go.
Six in, close your eyes.
Two, three, four, five, six.
Hold, one, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17,
18, 19, 20. Bring the other hand up. Let's go. Slowly exhale. Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.
Two, three, four, five, six, and relax. Just let that air come in.
Just feel that relief.
There's that second breath. Oh, so good.
There's that third one. Look at how deep it is on its own.
Good. What was it like this time?
Like, uh, relaxing.
Okay. So here's the thing. Did you beat yourself up for not making it to 12 and doing 6 that I had to adjust the practice for you?
No.
Okay. Weird, right?
Well, yeah, because you're 26.
Good. Good. So here's the key thing I want to show you. In one situation, so this is
literally what this practice does. The first time around your mind was active,
right? And it's torturing you. Second time around your mind is inactive, feels good,
right? This is really simple. On your days off, you can enjoy what you're doing or
you can torture yourself for what you're doing. Choice is yours. Literally how do you
train your mind to do, to enjoy it instead of not torture yourself? You do this practice.
And I don't know if this makes sense. That feeling of contentment that you get in those
three breaths, you're not Lacey, you're not Nick. You're just a guy who's breathing and
it feels good. Okay? This is going to be a little bit vulgar. I know you have a girlfriend,
we haven't talked about what your sexual history is, maybe you've had an orgasm.
I've had an orgasm, yes. When you, when you have an orgasm, you're not Lacey, you're not
Nick. I'm just not in. Right? Before there's a lot going on in your head.
Afterward it's like, oh my god, did I come too quick? You know? But during its bliss,
breathing is bliss. You can literally train your mind by practicing states of
simple contentment, simple presence, yawn, just yawn if you need to yawn, it's okay,
don't hold back, don't mean what you're not supposed to be.
I can't yawn on the street. Yes you can. No, because then it makes the chat think I'm tired when I'm not tired, I'm just yawn.
You're not tired, we've activated, we've hyper activated your parasympathetic
nervous system, we're manipulating your physiology, that's why you're, you're,
We're peace. Yeah, absolutely bro. That's why we do this. Okay, trying to calm you down. It's okay. Just you on you'll come back
So here's the cool thing when I did this practice when I was on call, so I've worked a 30-hour shift in the hospital
Doing this practice for about 20 minutes is what let let me work through the night
I know you're kind of calm like you're yawning and stuff now in 15 minutes your energy will bounce back. You'll be really
You'll be really good. Trust me. Okay, and very normal
For you to yawn and other people are doing if they're doing it with you
They're gonna be yawning too if they're hyper activated
Other cool thing about this practice is if you do this when you are feeling tired, it will wake you up
Okay, yeah, see you're yawning. This is not
When you're when you're tired, does this make sense when you're tired you don't chain yawn
Right yeah, you on like once and then like 15 30 minutes later you your your chain yawning
We're literally affecting your physiology, we're affecting your cortisol levels, we're
doing weird stuff.
Here's the cool thing, when you're chain yawning, this is the same thing that will chain calm
down your mind.
Happens in the body, happens in the mind.
So this is what I want you to do, you're going to work your way up to 6, 24, 12.
I want you to do three rounds a day.
Okay.
Okay, three rounds is six breaths.
One round is in, switch, out,
and then in again, switch, out.
So you see how I end on the side?
That's one round, one round is two breaths.
Okay.
One round is gonna be 46 seconds, 24 plus 16.
Oh, sorry.
20, sorry, 36, 42 seconds.
Okay.
So six second inhalation, 24 second hold, 12 second exhalation, keep going, it's okay.
Your body is rebalancing, okay?
Six, 24, 12 times two.
Okay, so that's 42 seconds times two.
One round is going to be 80-84 seconds.
Okay?
Okay.
84 seconds times three is 252 seconds.
So literally, this is a four and a half minute practice every day, okay?
Even on the streaming?
Yes, ideally.
So the goal here is that you are training yourself to be content in the moment and you
have to train yourself.
You can't just be content.
The thoughts will happen.
And then the main thing that I want you to pay attention to is you did a beautiful job
Because first time you did it, you were beating yourself up.
Second time you did it, you weren't beating yourself up.
I don't care whatever reason you come up with,
that's irrelevant.
What's relevant is like the state of mind that you're in.
Okay, good.
It's weird, right?
Yeah, I'm like tired now and I just drank energy drink.
Yeah, so main thing to take away from this Lacey
is this shit works.
It doesn't matter if you just drink an energy drink.
That's why you're yawning so much, by the way, because it is counteracting the effects
of the energy drink.
The energy drink is artificially amping you up, and so there are parts of your physiology
that are like, wait, this is way out of whack.
Okay?
So it's okay.
Don't worry.
You'll be fine in 10 minutes.
You'll be fine.
Okay?
What questions do you have?
About that or in general?
Whatever.
this about anything else? Meaning of life? Well you said, you said that it was a
total war in a war about misinterpretation and internet hate. Yeah. You want me to explain that?
Okay. So here's the big difference. So one of these things is within you. Okay. So what
happens, series of experiences, you had this thing that happened at lunch when you were
in high school, you had your dad's conditional acceptance when they're like, yeah, bro, follow
your dreams. It's not a waste of time, right? And I know your dad loves you, I can tell
and we're not trying to make him a demon. It's just these things affect us in ways
that we don't realize that they don't intend because he is supportive, right? He's saying,
Bro follow your dreams you can always do college. It seems like you're really on to something here. I get that
Then there's all this stuff about you know the way that you force yourself to work
You don't take days off things like that. Okay, so that's like that's all in you
but if you look at
the internet
the internet is a kind of
Impact on our mind which has nothing to do with us. This is non-specific. Does that make sense?
There are certain parts of your psychology that are specific to you, I had a different
set of experiences.
These are not exactly the same.
In Sanskrit we call these things some scotters, the other way to think about it is like trauma.
So you were traumatized in this way, you had an adaptation to that trauma, that adaptation
allows you to thrive, but the adaptations to trauma give us success and cost us happiness.
That's the big problem with trauma is we learn how to survive.
We learn how to thrive, but at a price.
And then we get stuck because we don't think that we can have our cake and eat it too.
We think that we have to choose, right, in your mind.
It's a choice between taking a day off and being a loser or working and being successful.
You can be successful and have a day off, but you don't know how to do that yet.
That's not your fault.
It is not easy to do as hard to do.
like the simplest thing in the world, it isn't. Okay? The thing about misjudgment from others
is what I've found as a psychiatrist working with tons of content creators, I'm a content
creator myself, is that I don't know if this makes sense. It's like you can have a specific
problem with your lungs that's genetic, like cystic fibrosis. It's a genetic lung problem,
okay? That is specific to you. You can take 100 people, stick them in a coal mine for
a year, they're all going to have lung problems. Do you understand how these two things are
different? Yeah. What's the difference with the genetic thing in the coal mine?
The one person can't control it, like they were born with that problem, but
the other people just could have not went to the coal mine. Absolutely. So the
coal mine has an impact on your lungs, no matter who you are. Yeah. So today,
what we talked about is the things that are specific to you. If I interview
100 other streamers, by the way, many of them will have the pattern of toxic
fuel, but all the stories are going to be individual.
What I realized is that the human brain is not designed for the Internet.
We did not evolve with the Internet.
So there is a particular kind of psychological, how can I say this, injury, which is continual
amount of misjudgment.
When a human being is chronically misjudged, it has nothing to do with them.
That has an impact on their psychology.
that make sense? Right? So if I like, yeah. So, so, so, I mean, this is so, so just like
a coal mine, being on the internet and being a content creator exposes you to some kind
of toxic fumes. And managing that this has nothing to do with you or how you believe
about yourself or what your insecurities are. This is just people on the the internet make
snap judgments and human beings really, really, really hate to be misjudged. Human beings
hate to be misunderstood. And when you are on the internet, unfortunately you're in a
situation where 999 people out of a thousand will not misjudge you. But the human brain
doesn't think in probabilities. Like that's why everyone plays the lottery. Because we
don't understand like a built like one in a billion chance that doesn't mean anything
to us. Like our brain literally doesn't know how to process that. So unfortunately, our
human brain doesn't know like I'll give you another so you can have a hundred
people at school like you and all it takes is one bully to like ruin your
day a 13 year old kid is not thinking well a hundred people like me and this
guy is just an idiot that's not that's not how we think does that kind of make
sense yeah so basically like there could be a thousand people who don't misjudge
me or don't dislike me, but all it takes is one or two for me to be like, damn, everybody
hates me.
Absolutely.
Okay.
So remember, like just like we said, so there's not multiple, so the reason I said it's a
whole different can of worms, there's multiple neuroscientific mechanisms at play.
One is that, see, we grew up and basically our brain evolved for communities of about
300 people.
So if one, and being kicked out of the community means death.
Okay, this is how human beings like imagine, you know a pride of lions or a pride of hyenas like a pack of hyenas
If one hyena is left to themselves, that's a death sentence
Human beings were basically similar if you think about chimpanzees apes gorillas, right?
So like when primates get separated from the pack like the whole point of being a monkey is like when I'm sleeping another monkey is keeping watch
So a solo human being in the wild is a death sentence
So human beings are very sensitive to ostracization.
We are sensitive to judgment.
And we try really, really, really hard.
If you wonder, why is everyone, everyone's like,
ah man, I'm such a fucking people pleaser.
Why am I a people pleaser? I wish I wasn't a people pleaser.
The reason you're a people pleaser is because if you are not a people pleaser
and you get kicked out of the tribe, you're dead.
Not being a people pleaser is a death sentence
with the way that our brain evolved.
So we are hypersensitive to people's misjudgments.
I do understand that and it's like my lingo event is called One Guide.
Like there could be 10,000 people in my streams, pay me W's and hi Lacey and how's your day?
And then I see the one person who says kill yourself and that's the one that I focus on.
So how do I, not only me, everybody, how do you not care?
How do I, like, I see things where I'll see,
I'll go through comments and I'll see people like say like,
I can just tell Lacey's a bad person.
Lacey did this, Lacey did that.
Oh, like, obviously I've had my fair share of mistakes.
I've, like every human, I've had misjudgments.
I've said dumb things.
I've done dumb things.
But the difference is, mine's on live 24 seven.
So even if I know I fucked up or made a mistake,
it doesn't matter because now I'm judged based off that
for the rest of my life.
So how do I get myself to not care about being judged off?
Yeah, so this is literally a skill, not just a skill,
there's a set of things when I work with a creator,
we have a creator coaching program.
This is the kind of mental health stuff
that I think there's like a program for.
Okay, so I'm gonna walk you through
a couple of important pieces.
The first is, so Lacey, when you're streaming,
how many messages are scrolling across chat per second?
I have no idea.
Is there like, can I get a statistic of that?
Is it like a...
Yeah, well, what do you think?
Is it a little or a lot?
How many of the messages when you're streaming,
How many messages can you read and how many do you miss?
What percentage do you read and what percentage do you miss?
Probably miss.
I'd say I'd probably read.
If I look at this entire chat thing right here,
I would probably say I miss.
I have no idea.
OK.
186 messages I'd say if I miss like most okay right but don't you think it's
weird that like when someone says something negative you never miss that
yeah right so it's kind of weird it's like finding a needle in a haystack
except I do it all the time I always find my needle in a haystack rate is
like 100%. It's insane. Yeah. Right. It's probably not practically 100% because we don't
realize what we miss. So this is the first thing is this is the way your biology is
designed. So that's the first thing to understand is that like this is normal. This is not like
your messed up or anything like that. Second thing, and this is really helpful, but this
is take some time. Most people who misjudge you don't actually judge you. They are what
what they're doing is projecting onto you, okay?
So they have a well-constructed idea of, let's say, what a streamer is.
And all they need is one bit of data to trigger, they're like, oh yeah, this guy is just like
everybody else.
Does that make sense?
Like, I'll give you an example, okay?
So let's say like, I'm a man or woman, take your pick.
And then I go on a date, and then something negative happens.
And then what happens is I'm like, oh man,
all men are the same, all women are the same.
Do you understand how that doesn't have,
that person can't form a judgment on another person
based on just one interaction.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I'm trying to say, but how do I,
I don't know how to not care, because I do care when I see
people say things about me that aren't true.
like that's not who I am, that's not true.
Absolutely, so human beings are hypersensitive
to false accusations, okay?
But my point is that do you understand how
if I go on a date with a girl
and I don't hold the door open for her,
or if I ask her, hey, how do you wanna handle the bill?
I'm not saying that I won't pay for it,
I'm just out of respect, I'm like,
do you wanna split it, do you want me to cover it,
like what do you want?
But what someone can do,
the more messed up they are, that single statement,
they will read into it a lot.
Oh my God, this guy is even asking,
that means he's broke,
because only broke dudes will ask, right?
This means that the guy doesn't want to,
he's just like using me for sex.
They will start to like infer,
they'll make all kinds of false judgments about me.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
So where are those judgments coming from,
if they're not coming from me?
other experiences, right? They're coming from them, sure other experiences, but
but maybe some amount of social media, brainwashing, whatever, but and so that's
the important thing to understand is that this person, if this person is
inaccurate, like that's on them, that's kind of not on me, you can kind of work
your way to responding to that, doesn't happen overnight, but to realize so one
One way that I deal with hate and one way that I help other creators deal with hate
is to really like look at a comment and be like how much of this is accurate or inaccurate.
But it's like, you know, if someone has a misjudgment about you, it's real, they're
not thinking rationally to begin with.
So the ability to correct their thinking, and I'm sure you've tried, takes way more
effort than it's worth.
Does that kind of make sense?
Yeah.
Because now you're combating ignorance.
Not...
Yeah.
just like if it was me and if I had a normal life and like let's just say I went on a date
with that girl and she thinks that about me that's easier to be like no that's not me
than when it's amplified under a magnifying glass by thousands of people.
So that's the that's that same principle. You're right. So this is why I say I was saying like this isn't about you
This is about being a content creator. So what happens is like, you know, I think people don't realize I was stunned
I did a stream about a year ago with someone that I personally
No one's perfect, I think this person has flaws
They came on stream
They were honest and I think trying to like learn some things
We revealed some things about their psychology that people were like oh my god
This person is like so terrible and then what I was blown away by is this person is coming on stream
And they're being like honest and vulnerable and people are tearing him apart because he does certain things that people don't like
Which is like fair enough. You don't like him fine
But then what I was blown away by is someone and and
How
How like
Heddy hateful some people are so there was like a red thread about this
I know I'm being vague and it's kind of confusing
I'll hopefully make my point soon
But I was like I don't understand like why people are spending so much of their brain power like thinking about this
This person is not a part of your life
You can live a completely fulfilling life like you don't have to go shit on this person
This person is like I don't spend a lot of time
But I make it a point every day to drop into this person's chat and call him an asshole and then I leave
I don't spend a lot of time, I'm just disciplined about it.
And so this is what's hard about being a content creator.
I think a lot of people on the internet believe they're powerless.
A lot of people think that there's a power imbalance between creators and their audience.
And it's not that there isn't, there is.
I think a lot of people grossly underestimate how much power they have to hurt another human
being.
You can take a look at toxicity in Fortnite, right?
Why women don't use voice chat in video games?
Why some games even ban voice chat?
Because everyone thinks that it's all in good fun, but for one person you can really ruin
their life.
I mean, you can really ruin their day at a minimum.
So I think there's, and when this is amplified, so this is the point I'm making is that, so
what happens oftentimes on the internet is someone will like make a joke, right?
And then because of the memes, a thousand people will pile on.
You kind of following me?
Yeah.
But that, so this is where I think people on the internet don't realize, I love this
phrase, no snowflake believes it's responsible for the avalanche. You understand what that means?
Yeah, so like in people terms, no person, if somebody were to start a massive wave of hate,
no person is going to believe that they were responsible for starting that.
right? And so if we look at the damage from an avalanche is smaller big. Big. What is an avalanche made of? Rocks. Huh? Rocks. Nope. Oh, well, so maybe. So I was sort of thinking about snow. Oh, right.
I'm still avalanche.
Right?
But yeah, an avalanche can be rocks.
You're right.
And so what is snow made of?
Water.
Yeah, yeah, right?
Snowflakes.
Snowflakes, yeah.
Droplets of water?
Yeah.
Is a snowflake damaging?
No.
Is an avalanche damaging?
Yes.
So human beings do not understand.
So this is the problem.
Oh my gosh, wait, no I'm wrong.
Snowflakes are damaging when it's with a bunch of other snowflakes.
because that creates an avalanche there we go but humans can't comprehend that
because they think they're just a snowflake but in reality they created
an avalanche everyone looks at you and says oh my god I'm a snowflake why is
this guy they see themselves as a snowflake I'm just posting a message in
chat what's the harm but when you're a creator this what I mean there's a whole
different can of worms when you're a creator you're not getting hit by a
snowflake you're getting hit by an avalanche and that hurts no matter who
you are it doesn't matter right so that there's a fundamental difference here so
to understand this principle actually helps some to understand that it is
projection helps some to have and this is where there's some deeper personal
work that basically involves dissolving your ego this gets complicated but you
You know how we were talking about Nick and Lacey?
Yeah.
Those are both like, that's not really who you are.
Those are both versions of you, right?
And the criticism that you get applies to Nick or Lacey.
I don't know if you used the bathroom today.
What was the last time you took a dump?
Probably two days ago.
Okay, took a dump two days ago.
You wiped your ass?
Yeah.
Well, no, I actually,
actually no, I parlayed it with the shower.
Okay.
like you take a shit, you don't like to go away in the shower and just use the water
with your hand to wipe basically.
Okay, fine.
So, so when you're doing that process, are you Nick or are you Lacey or are you none
of the above?
I'm just wiping my ass.
Right?
You're just wiping his ass, right?
There's no followers, there's no glory, there's no fame, there's no 300 pounds, there's no
I mean, maybe sometimes there is because that could be hard if you're overweight, but yeah,
like so, so, and I mean that not to troll people.
So my point is that, I don't know if this makes sense, like, when you're breathing after this practice, you're none of those things, right? You're just you.
And all of those words hurt your ego. They don't hurt you.
Yeah.
So people can say whatever they want to on stream, when you are parlaying into the shower, that's a different person. Does that kind of make sense?
And the more that you ground yourself in that person, the more impervious to criticism you
will be.
So I'll leave you with a story.
And this, like I said, it's a whole other can of worms.
I'm sort of speedrunning the principle, but like this is a whole.
So you heard of this guy, Buddha, Shakyamuni Buddha, Buddha, Buddhism?
Yes, yes.
Yeah, okay.
So I know I use the classic pronunciation.
So this has got Buddha, right?
So Buddha attains enlightenment, and he's got some followers, okay?
So he's teaching about meditation and stuff, a bunch of people show up.
And he teaches these people, and they're like, oh, you're the enlightened guy, right?
So like, teach us.
And he's like, okay, I will teach you.
So he's teaching, and then someone's with him for a few years, and then one day they
wake up and they're like, you know what, I've been with you for five years.
I've been practicing what you've been doing every single day, and I'm still not enlightened.
I'm not even any better off than I used to be.
Like I've made no progress in five years.
I have the same problems, haven't progressed spiritually at all.
So he spits in Buddha's face.
And when he spits in Buddha's face,
all of Buddha's other disciples are like,
they're about to take him down.
They're like, oh my God, you can't disrespect the master,
right?
So they're about to go at him pretty hard
and Buddha's like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Chill?
And he's like, let him go.
Right?
So the guy turns around and walks away, they let him leave.
And so then all of his disciples are really upset,
How can I let you disrespect you bro? And he's like look there's no disrespect.
There's just a karma. This is a karma that he had. I did something bad to him in
a previous life. This is just what he has to do. Now the karma is complete. He's
gone. He's out of my life. Okay? It's kind of a different attitude. Like now the
dude spat in my face and he walked away. I never have to see him again. It's
finished. Wipe your hands off it. It's done. This is what happens when you
become egotist. Even the people that come at you, you realize that most people
hate you, don't even know you. How can they even hate you if they don't know you?
What are they hating? Is their hate? Absolutely. Is it directed towards you?
Absolutely. Do they hate you? They have no idea who you are.
How can they hate you? The concept is logically absurd.
What they hate is the version of you that they see.
And whether they choose to hate that or not, racism is a really good example.
someone's racist they don't even have any idea who you are they're judging you
based on the color of your skin that's it is the hate directed towards you
absolutely or there are consequences of it absolutely do you need to take it
personally absolutely not is it unjust sure should you do something to correct
it absolutely but do you need to get butt hurt about it absolutely not
Easier said than done, the pathway is to remove your ego.
And the way you remove your ego is by existing in times and spaces where you have no ego.
So the more you spend time on the internet, the more you're judged, the more you're considered
lacy, the more your ego will grow.
And I don't mean narcissism, I mean that the more you'll be like, I am this.
The more time you spend climbing rocks without anyone watching, the more time you spend hiking
the Appalachian Trail without anyone watching, the more time you spend wiping your ass without
anyone watching, when you exist with yourself, the ego starts to dissolve.
That is the ultimate solution.
And then something cool happens when your ego starts to get in control, you can actually
healthily receive the criticism of other people because hey you know what it's insane Lacey I'm
not perfect if people criticize me they may have something that's worth listening to yeah and then
you're able to sift through because I don't get butt hurt then I'm able to sift through does this
is this person's criticism accurate or inaccurate so okay so my question to that is even if you do
because I I do feel like I'm at a point where I can and not all the time but there are some times
where I could see criticism and I could see what someone is saying and I could be like yeah they're
right like I need to fix that I need to work on that I was wrong but the issue I have with it in
my head is even if I do take that criticism and I do fix it and I do change in that person's mind
I'll always be the version they just saw and made me have to be I can't change in their mind
And who's responsibility is that?
Who's responsibility?
So let me tell you something straight, man.
How old are you, Lacey?
23.
Okay.
I'm going to say this is a 43-year-old man, not a psychiatrist, just as one man to another.
If you are going to live your life trying to change the living up to the opinions of others,
which are fucking delusional to begin with, what?
You're going to try to change his mind and he's fucking delusional?
You're going to start living your life in a way to change the delusional perceptions of other people.
This is an exercise in futility, my friend.
You can't control the opinions of other people.
You can barely, you can't even control your opinion of yourself.
And at least you have some ability to change that.
Do you think that the opinion of myself could be based off the opinions of other people?
Absolutely.
Right?
And as long as you are internalizing the opinions of other people, when you're determining your
opinion of yourself from what you get from the outside world, then the rest of the world
will control your perception of yourself. See, self-esteem comes from you. But you don't
have self-esteem. You have esteem. Esteem comes from other people. The foundation of
your self-esteem, this foundation of your esteem can be from other people or it can
be from yourself. And the more time you spend on the internet, this is what's really scary.
This is why narcissism is on the rise. It's really scary. There's a rise of anorexia.
there's a rise of body dysmorphia.
Lux Maxing, I think there's a great paper on this
that was published recently, is the inflection point
when self-help becomes self-harm.
Is the point where Lux Maxing is right at the cusp
of what can be self-help and can be self-harm.
So what's happening is the world,
we're judging people more than we ever have
because social media allows that.
Now I can make a tweet and it gets a thousand likes
and I feel great.
and tomorrow I make a tweet and it gets 200 likes
and I feel shitty.
So this is what's happening.
We have lost, we are now, our idea of who we are
is being determined by other people.
We have all these influencers telling her,
so if you don't make this much money
and you don't do this and you don't do this,
you're a fucking loser.
And then we listen to this stuff for six hours a day
and we're like, oh my God, I'm a loser.
Right, so you're right that you can't change their mind.
So now I'm going to let you in on another secret.
This whole other can of worms.
What do you control in life, Nick?
Nothing.
Wrong?
Yeah, I mean, you, like yourself.
That's it.
Do you want to be responsible for things
that you don't control?
Yes, yes, you do. And how does that work out for you?
Not good. Huh? Not good, clearly. Not good, right? I've seen this. I've seen husbands and wives
try to make their partner no longer an alcoholic. Doesn't work. I've seen people try to move mountains.
I've seen parents mortgage their houses to pay $60,000 for a rehab that I'm working at for their kid that they can't afford
Doesn't work. You can't be sober for anybody else. You can't be responsible for anybody else. So stop fucking trying
You can just control this
You can't control can you control how well a piece of content does?
What can you control
you put into it? Absolutely. When you showed up here today, did you know what was going to happen?
No. When I showed up here today, did I know what was going to happen? No.
Is that a problem?
No, I don't think so. Not at all. But if we're not careful, we'll make it one.
Right? Your response to all you control is this and so much of our suffering, so much of why people say, oh my God, my life is crappy. This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. I'm with you. Your boss is an asshole. Your boyfriend's an asshole. Your parents are narcissistic.
Yeah, but right.
And then, like, what even, like, at that point, it's just like, what's like, what is the point? Like, what even, what even is the point of life then?
It's beautiful, beautiful, okay, great.
So now we're getting somewhere.
Other can of worms, but.
So, step number one is understand what you control.
Step number two is do the best job possible with what is within your domain.
And that feels amazing. That feels fulfilling, right? So when I was an intern, there was
a patient in the hospital. I'm going to tell you two stories. Okay, you got time?
Yeah.
Storytime.
I'm an intern. And I start on night flow. So I've got my MD degree, graduate on like
May 16th, take about a month and a half of vacation, move. Actually, I didn't move. On
July 1st, I'm starting residency. I'm a medical doctor with a degree, but I haven't been responsible
for patients. So I start on something called night float. So basically, a bunch of doctors
work at a hospital during the day. At night, all those doctors go home, and then a second
set of doctors comes and works overnight. You with me? Okay? So the first night I'm
there, the pager starts going off and every five minutes a nurse is paging me,
this guy's doing this, the nurse is paging me, this guy's blood pressure is this,
nurse is paging me, and then people told me like hey it's gonna be tough. And I'm
kind of drowning here. It's about two or two and a half hours into my shift.
There's an awesome guy named Ken who's an amazing, he's a second-year resident.
So he's been doing this for one year longer than I have. So he's like helping
we work through it, but he's also overseeing four interns.
Each intern is taking care of one floor, okay?
So then two and a half hours in, I get a page,
rapid response room, this, whatever.
So rapid response means not like the crash cart,
but it's like, hey, some patient is like crashing.
They're not crashed yet, but we need you to show up right now
and prevent this from getting worse, okay?
Patient is having a seizure.
So I run over, it's like four doors down,
really close to the room I'm working in.
I run in and there's this patient having a seizure.
And there's a nurse there who's kind of freaking out
and they're like, this is what happened.
I'm sitting there and I'm like, okay,
Ken's gonna get this page or two, page two.
So Ken is on a different floor,
so he comes in about a minute later,
maybe 45 seconds later.
And so he shows up and then I say, okay, Ken,
here's what's going on.
Patient started seizing about 90 seconds ago.
They've been doing this, this is their medical history.
And so Ken sits there with his arms crossed
and he says, okay.
He's just sitting there.
The patient's like seizing on the bed.
I'm like, Ken, first night, I've been a doctor for three hours.
Ken, patient seizing.
Ken's like, OK.
I'm like, Ken, what should we do?
Ken's like, what do you want to do?
And I'm like, I don't know, push out of hand?
He's like, how much?
I don't know, 1 milligram, 2 milligrams?
He's like, which one?
I'm like, well, I guess two, because one ain't going to hurt him or hurt her.
And he's like, OK, then.
I tell the nurse, push two milligrams of Adavan.
Push this two milligrams of Adavan.
Patient stops seizing.
It's fine.
Whole interaction lasted maybe 30 seconds
since Ken walked into the room.
Turns out that you can seize for two to three minutes
without it being dangerous, so Ken knew what was going on.
OK?
So in this world, there's only so much that you can control.
And one of the biggest mistakes that a doctor can make,
we get trained a lot to keep death at bay.
But bro, I'm going to tell you straight up,
I can't stop death.
Like you get that?
We work really hard, and we still can't do it.
The doctors that get torn apart are the ones
that fundamentally do not realize that.
You can do all of the work that you want to,
but cancer will come when cancer wants to come.
You can do whatever you want,
you can make aggressive treatment,
sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
I never control life or death.
I only control what I control.
And I had the benefit of spending seven years studying
to become a monk before I went to medical school.
So this transition was easier for me
than it was for many of my colleagues.
Many of my colleagues still get torn up about it.
So life is about, and here's the cool thing.
I know this sounds insane because we think
If you really stop and think about what's the joy of life,
the joy of life is in living it.
Not in succeeding, not in failing.
It's in the living itself.
Right, it's in doing what you can and knowing like okay,
even though I was panicking,
like I studied for four years, I studied really hard
and I did really, this is why.
So, all of that effort is not about getting awards at the end of medical school.
It's about when a patient is seizing, you know what to do.
And even if you know what to do, the patient can still die.
But life is about having that, okay, like this is what I can do, and doing it fully.
Regret doesn't come from failure.
Regret comes from not doing enough.
When you go back to 300 pound you, regret doesn't come from Taco Bell.
Regret comes from the way that you see Taco Bell.
You can eat Taco Bell like once a year.
Once I crack, then I'll eat it like four times in two weeks.
Now it's been about two years since I've eaten Taco Bell.
But when I eat Taco Bell, baby, I fucking eat it, man.
Oh, me too.
Me too, for sure.
I go through the drive-thru because I'm embarrassed to go inside in case I get recognized I go through the drive-thru
I get myself two veggie Mexican pizzas and I don't even drive home because they're fucking soggy by the time I get there
I sit there in the parking lot and I eat it with my dirty-ass fingers
Spraying that mild sauce on top spraying that fire sauce on top and you enjoy that
Right you make it worth it
You don't eat it mindlessly. You don't eat it every day because there's nothing else for you to eat.
Then you will feel terrible. If I'm going to eat the Taco Bell, I'm going to enjoy every fucking second of it.
That's the point of life. If only we had a Taco Bell sponsorship.
Now you're making me want to talk about order some Taco Bell or something.
No, not actually. This is what you control.
control, right? So you control. That's what life is about. Life is about being in control
of yourself. That life can throw whatever rains shine, hail storms, tragedy, war, inflation.
All that stuff can happen around you. You're going to be the eye of the storm. And when
you're in the eye of the storm and you're centered within yourself and you feel contentment
from breath.
But doesn't everybody feel like they're the eye of the storm?
No, no one feels like the eye the eye storm is calm in the middle. Oh, it's wrong outside of it
The other way around isn't everybody she like they're yeah, everyone feels like they're there there
Yeah, everyone's being thrown about by life right no one has control of this is happening
This is having a dating made a crisis dating apps are like this women want this men want this no one's in control my boss wants this
Right, but are you in control of yourself?
Are you waking up every day and doing the things that you want to do?
Are you living the life when you do if you were to die tomorrow?
Would you be content with the way that you spent today?
And the beautiful thing about asking that question is a lot of people think that life is just about working hard. No, it's not
Right life is also about enjoying things
So I started working on a book and
It was hard for many reasons
but the book that I want to write is what'll make me happy about writing a book is I teach this stuff on the internet to
10 to 15 million people a month. But what I realized is I don't teach it to my kids.
If I died tomorrow, would I have a regret? And it would be absolutely. And the regret
would be that I'm doing all of this stuff, hopefully it helps people. Who knows, right?
Do I know if it helps people? Lacey? No.
Can I control if it helps people? No.
What can I control? You can control just what you're putting out, like that you're trying
to help people. Absolutely. Right? But what I also can control, what I would regret is
I'm doing all this for other people and I have not done it for my own children. That
is not okay. So about a year ago I started writing and I don't know if it's ever going
to be published, but it's going to be what I give them if I'm ever terminally ill. Right?
what life is about. Does that answer your question?
Yeah. Yeah. Do you have more? I just feel like, so basically you're saying the point
of life is not life itself. It's not like the things you're doing or what you're doing
or who you're doing it with. It's just the enjoyment you get out of it. Like it's just actually living.
Beautifully put, but I would say a little bit wrong there, but beautifully put. Life isn't about
the life. It is about the living. Beautiful distinction. And it's not about even the things
that you get. Living also means loss. It also means pain. It also means death. It means breakups.
And if you are running away from the downsides of life, you will never be in control.
Because you have to run away from the hard things, right?
You have to embrace the possibility of failure.
That's when you're living.
It's beautiful.
They've done studies on, you know, Olympic medalists, gold medalists, sometimes happy,
Silver medalist almost never happy.
Bronze medalist fucking happy.
Right, so there's a really famous part.
You know Michael Phelps's?
Yeah.
So apparently when Michael Phelps won his first,
like eight gold medals for the first time at the Olympics,
he had an intense period of suicidality afterward.
It's kind of weird.
Wait, why?
Why do you think?
He just won eight gold medals.
Whatever.
He's talked about it publicly, so I don't know the details, but...
The only thing I could think of is if Michael Phelps felt like he got to a point or the
the top to where he can't, like you want a gold medal, you want to kill, you can't go
higher, you hit like a peak, right?
So if you've devoted your life to moving upward and you reach the top, where is there left
to go?
And if you've someone who's devoted your life to moving up so much, that you win eight gold
battles at the fucking Olympics, how does feeling, how does feeling, how does going
down feel?
Probably terrible, absolutely, right?
You know what a little bit of what it feels like.
What am I going to be 10, 15 years from now when this is all gone?
Right?
So, there's achievement, fine.
I'm all for achieving.
And we don't know, I mean, we'd have to ask him,
but I'm not surprised.
I mean, I've seen this pattern a lot of times.
We even saw it with you.
And so life is about living, not achieving.
Achievements are good.
I'm not anti-achievement.
I work really hard, right?
I've done all kinds of laudable things.
But you don't wanna base your happiness
or your life off of your achievements.
not only do you not want to, you can't.
It's impossible because even if you win eight gold medals,
you're going to think, what's it going to feel like to win
seven next year?
What's it going to feel like to win none next year?
And then if you do it for two years in a row,
can you keep your win streak going?
There's a lot of pressure on a win streak.
Here's the really scary thing about a win streak.
Every year that you keep it, it's harder to keep.
Can I get that?
Yeah.
So this whole, all this achievement stuff,
and I'm not saying don't achieve, right?
So I work really hard, I didn't take a day off for five years.
And then I also woke up one day and I was like,
this is insane.
I don't need to be, I should take a day off.
Like it's good for me.
If my life would be enriched if I took a day off.
I took a day off yesterday.
My calendar was open, our content person put a couple of meetings on it, and I was like,
nope, I'm taking a day off.
I'm not working.
My day is empty.
I'm going to leave it empty.
You can't fill it up with anything.
I'm going to take that day for myself.
I took that day for myself.
I did a lot of yoga and meditation stuff yesterday evening.
I woke up today and I showed up ready to work.
And could I have done a lot of stuff yesterday?
I did some work.
But what?
What I mean if I if I work for less hours
Yesterday is that gonna significantly impact is the world is is the world gonna fall apart?
Is there someone who's maybe if I had made a YouTube video there's someone who's suicidal who may have been inspired by me and not kill themselves
Is that a possibility?
Yeah
Am I responsible for that?
No
Right
So it's a tricky balance
enough for today I think yeah just thinking good are you still streaming yeah
any last thoughts or questions before you wrap before you wrap for the day um
no not today no okay well thank you for coming Nick thank you for having me it's
been an absolute pleasure bro yes that was deep try to think yeah thank you
Yeah, thanks a lot, man.
Good luck.
I'm going to just go ahead and wrap stream, and then if you're going to be still streaming,
right?
Yeah.
Are you taking a break, or are you going to just go right into it?
No, I'm just going to go right into it.
Okay, great.
All right.
All right.
Thank you, Dr. K.
Thank you so much.
W. Dr. K, man.
Thank you.
I appreciate that a lot.
Yeah.
Take care, Lacey.
I hope you have a good day.
Thank you.
Yo, that dude is a genius, bro.
That dude's genuinely a genius, bro.
Wait, is that what they do in therapy?
What are you doing, son?
Bro, that was crazy.
Yeah, you know, I got a little song on the record.
Okay, yeah, let me hear it.
I thought you were going to sing.
I thought you were going to start singing, Jay.
Not yet.
Not yet.
That was good.
Keep going.
That was crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, that was good.
That was good.
No, no, no, no.
That was good.
That was good.
I know how it is.
There's stuff for you.
What's it called?
No, no.
How's the therapy done?
and you made me realize some shit.
Maybe he had a few spots and I didn't even know I had.
Yeah, bro, I heard it, I popped in like for two seconds
and he called me a slur, he's crazy.
What?
What do you mean?
He said I had Dr. K though, bro.
What are you talking about?
I don't know, bro, he's talking about,
he's talking about,
I don't fucking know, bro.
Wait, what?
Did I miss something?
Yeah, it was crazy, bro.
Literally the time when we'd seen,
I walked in and he started talking about the chains on the armor.
Or something like that.
What?
That's what he said.
What?
That's what he said.
He did say that.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm like, what?
Oh, shit, they bailed off.
No, I'm going to be honest.
Now I actually want to get an actual therapist that I just
go see once a week.
Because that made me realize he basically told me
that because I was so rejected as a kid,
that I reject myself now.
And that's why I stream so much, is because when I'm live,
I don't think about how much I hate myself.
And that basically, that's why I just always stream
because it takes away that thought in my brain
of not liking who I am.
Because every time I'm not streaming,
I'm right back to that 300 pound dude sitting in my chair
when all my friends were having fun in high school
college and not invited me to shit and just basically I'm right back to that
piece of shit loser who missed out on prom who didn't go to parties in
college and decided to play video games instead and ordered Taco Bell and become
a 300 pound monster but when I'm streaming
The time is a breathing technique.
Every time I'm in the breathing technique.
Yeah, no.
That breathing technique actually works.
Every time I'm feeling pressure, I'm about to just do the breathing technique.
It actually helps a lot.
It makes me appreciate good breathing.
Dude, yeah, I watched it, you know, honestly, I'm gonna take what he sold you and apply it to my life, too, man.
That's what everybody should do. That's what everyone should do. Everybody should apply, because a lot of people are going through the same shit.
But you know what I mean? You feel better right now?
Well, I can't ask, bro.
Oh, Jason, you know what I mean? You feel better right now, Jack?
Well, you just sang me this song.
I'm scared of death to see the dawn.
singing that song I'm gonna love my dog cause y'all gonna see the world's wrong
That fucking message I've been offering practice in this shit. No, that was actually good
It was muted wait what
Why was it?
Yo, Rums, don't mute it, bro.
Let him go, dude.
Bro, come on, bro.
Okay, come on.
Rums, don't mute it.
Let him actually show his talents, bro. Don't mute it.
Don't be scared, Rums.
Come on, you got this.
I was scared of dentists in the dark.
I was scared of pretty girls and started conversations
All my friends that turned a game
Yellow magicians assisting in my dream
I come a stack
Let it run it down to the left side, to the left side, I want to be your left hand man.
I'm working on it.
I keep doing that shit.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Stop doing that.
Stop fucking doing that.
I'm so confused when I hear you on Spotify you sound nothing like that.
You sound nothing like that. My voice is a little sick
But I'm working on
I'm gonna be on this a guitar. It's one day. Yeah
Actually not bad week. I just need to learn the chords like how to like quickly move my hands on the fucking things
You see I got the tape bro. It's actually truly not bad for one day. Thank you
I'm not I was seeing W's to listen in
the part of music. It's just not true bro. I've been that bullshit. You know what's crazy is you're
learning to play the guitar, Ron's learning to play the piano, and I'm about to start taking singing lessons.
You're actually a tone deaf now. Yeah, but you can teach. I don't think you can teach. Not at all. I
talked to a vocal coach and they said that even though I'm tone deaf they can they can try to
teach me to sing in tone that's that's like a that's like a thing that you just
know though I teach tone deafness like a dad bro that's bad that's bad yeah but
you ready for today for the larger yeah you know you're probably gonna be last
pick because you have a missing arm and the last person that's drafting is
probably Friday um okay well I'll tell you one thing I'm not gonna be the last
and banks is going off on you on his stream.
26.
It's to be 26, bro.
Damn.
I'm using a foot controller.
Oh my God, he's talking about a golf cart scam.
Cause you're a sneak this year,
that's what you are, but I see you.
Oh yeah.
I literally, I'm pretty sure that stream,
I literally said it wasn't him and I think it was the dealership
So I only get a fast food get card. Yeah
But I'm winning this now turn me I'm gonna ask when this dollars Ernie
I'm confused shadow confused
Banks going off on you
Moonlight thanks for the five gifted
Just, there was a tweet yesterday along the lines of, uh, let me find it.
That's why I tweeted this out yesterday.
People were like, bro, let it go, stop dragging it, leave them alone, pour to them, wash out
banks, might fucking go and spend a couple million bucks on you guys again, like, oh
no, boob fucking scary guy, it's like, it's insane, dude.
What tweet?
Some of these bait in this situation,
obviously, tagging my name.
This is why you need banks, and it worked.
The shit got fucking 5.5 million views,
the boys, the internet, I don't give a fuck.
I can carry less, but it's funny,
because I have a lot of...
I can't bro, I can't.
I can't bro.
I
Can't bro
Brother it's like oh
My god, yeah, I'll try to up who's confused
Every podcast episode has been about us. I'm mad confused.
I might as well fucking get us on the podcast, bro. Holy shit.
This is my foot controller. Yo, Moonlight Echoes, thank you for the
20 gift, dad. Thank you for the 20 gift. We got a golden
a cop a cop a train. Holy shit.
You asked a guy to get on earlier so you could find everything.
What? I'm going to win this down to me. Yeah.
But you need to find the keys.
Okay.
Well, I was saying that she got out earlier and the response was I'm looking about.
So, Chad, let me ask you guys a question.
So this, this, I don't think I did, I really don't think I did, I don't think I did.
I truly don't.
And if I got stamped on a golf cart, then we both got stamped, I'm going to be honest.
literally called the dealership and the dealership said that at the time the golf
carts were going for 30k each. Why would it be? Like what are we talking about bro?
I literally said me and him both got scammed
No.
Can I stream?
Oh, yeah.
You came out of therapy or are you mad?
I'm not going to do it every day.
Drake did not.
Where did Drake post me?
Where did Drake post me?
Jack, go ahead.
Where?
Where did Drake post me?
Please show me where Drake posted me at.
Moonlight, thanks for another gifted sub, bro.
On his IG story.
Okay, I'm gonna check right now.
I'm gonna check right now, watch this.
Champagne Poppy, he does have a new IG story.
And he finally made it to see the family.
That's not me. That's not me. Wait. What is Jason's tournament? Soon, right? I'm gonna go make some breakfast, but I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna go make some breakfast. I'm just waiting for this stuff to come.
in progress. Because I'm gonna be honest, shout out. I woke up. I woke up right to the
stream. No breakfast, no coffee, nothing. So I'm gonna be honest, I'm about to go
downstairs and I'm about to cook up. I'm about to cook up. Can you get the
Roger? React to something? Where are you linking it at? Oh, it's announced. Oh, it's
announced Jack official notice on June 6th. Me and clicks will both be in Los Angeles
doing a creatures to tap cap pop up. We're going to be there. There's going to be me
and clicks there. We're going to be doing a meet and greet. There's going to be some
some games, some stuff, some food.
Mia Klicks are gonna be there.
But we also are giving away PCs, PS5s,
TapCapXLs, and a whole lot of shit.
A whole lot of shit.
This is the location right here,
5374 West Pico Boulevard, it's in Cali.
So if people, you live nearby, if you live in Cali,
pull up, it's gonna be streamed.
I'm gonna be live.
Klicks gonna be live.
to be there together. I'm gonna have some streams in LA in the meantime together. Um, and you guys
will have early access to the new Tap Cap drop if you pull up to this event. So a lot of cool stuff.
Make sure y'all pull up. It's actually gonna be a movie. I'm so excited. We've been planning this for
so long and it's the same day as Jason's boxing. Oh, should we go to Jason's boxing after then?
Fuck you. That's lit. That's lit. See you soon. Wait, Layla, you're going to come.
Yeah, yeah, chat. Make sure this is the link right here. If you are coming to RSVP, do not
troll RSVP, okay? Only RSVP if you are going to come. Do you guys understand?
Now, here's the thing.
Right now in the chat, I am going to be choosing one person to give $250 to that likes retweets
and comments something positive on this tweet.
person on this tweet mobs pin it I can do that bro my aura yo anticon you don't have
any fucking aura dude but guys I'm telling y'all right now we got some cool shit to
give away there's gonna be ps5 there's gonna be pcs there's gonna be some rare tap caps
and it's just gonna be a vibe everybody pulling up me and clicks being there having fun with
you guys meeting you guys so I'm actually super excited are y'all gonna make
streamer tap-cap soon we're gonna see we're gonna see all the say is I know
y'all might it might it's not on stream because it'd be leaking shit but we've
been cooking. Okay. We got, we got streamer streamer drop possibly. Um, we also have X L's
in the work and, um, some other collaborations, some other collaborations. So it's going to
be a movie, a movie. All right. I'm about to pick one person right now. Make sure you
like this tweet and comment it on it. And this is the RSVP right here. This is the RSVP link.
What did I leak?
W leak, what did I leak?
What did I leak?
What should I comment?
W Raid, who raided, who raided, who raided?
Healthy Gamer with the Raid!
Thank you for the Raid, W Healthy Gamer,
W Dr. K in the chat, bro.
Huge Raid, huge Raid, thank you so much.
Thank you for having me on on on the top that that was amazing. Thank you. Dr. K's actually
go great great cause great great person. All right. I'm going to pick one person right
now. Nope. I'm going to close my eyes. I'm a scroll. I love to go bro. Thank you for
the therapy. Zion Morris. Okay. Zion Morris. Did he like it? I'm
assuming. Yep. Andy revosting it. Okay. Zion Morris.
Congratulations. I'm gonna follow you. You have one,
brother. You have one. I just DM you Zion Morris. Is that an NFL
player? The hell?
Chat be honest. Who in the chat is popping out to this? Who in the chat is
popping out? I know there's some people in here right now that I'm gonna see. I
want to see names and then I want you to tell me your name at the pop-up and I
want to meet you guys in person. And some people are gonna go home with BC. Some
Some people are going to go home with PS5s, some people are going to go home with Rare
Tap Caps, some people are going to go home with a picture of Lacey.
This is the first meet and greet with fans pop-up event I've ever done, so I'm actually
super excited.
I'm a little nervous though because I've never done anything like this before, so this is
like the first one.
But there's like three people there could go and there's nobody there. What that's the risk you take, you know
Yeah
Bring gifts trust me brahman we have a lot of shit set up
We have a lot of shit set up bro, but most importantly if you do come
You guys will get the new tap cap drop early
That's most important and you're guaranteed to get a tap cap. So you don't have to wait in the long lines online
you don't have to worry about it selling out and
Obviously, it would be nice to go home with a brand new PC or a brand new PS5
Gta 6 is dropping soon, you know
But I need all y'all to do me a favor cast this up reply to this quote tweet it in the Twitter comms
Mine and clicks is it would meet a lot and I'm excited to see all you guys in Los Angeles my little thuggers
I'm gonna see you guys soon.
I'm gonna see all of you guys so soon.
Is Lacey streaming and telling his chef
to comment how good looking he is in their applies?
No way people are glazing him like this.
You don't look fat today, all right?
I'm not doing that.
I never told anybody to glaze me in the replies.
That's not what I said.
That's not what I said.
I just canceled my flight.
Listen, it doesn't matter where you live, bro.
It doesn't matter where you live.
If you live in Cali, if you live in LA,
obviously it's gonna be easier for you.
But if you don't live in Cali and you don't live in LA,
brother, just take a flight or make a little road trip.
Just ask your parents.
Ask your parents, hey mom, hey dad.
There's this very handsome famous model
that goes by the name of Lacey himself.
He's hosting an event and I really wanna go.
Can we please take the flight to LA so I can see him?
Call me, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Thank you for the 10 gifted, bro.
W10.
All right, are you ready Drew?
There's a trio of fly invest in the station in your room.
Hold on, I have a clip I have to react to.
I went and took an 11 million dollar loan and we pumped, you know, a light 6, 7 million
dollars into your guys' current careers, marketing your streams, all to ultimately
scan you for what, 15 bands?
In what role does the CD make sense, like logically?
see this clip I connect them with the dealership and I provide I don't provide
it I connect them with the dealership they contact the dealership and yeah
they're provided with proof evidence or receipts dollar to dollar sent to set I
paid exactly the same amount of money for my golf cart is laced you did I
I tell you I have to say that, um, that's what I said!
Let's watch it back bro!
I don't think I did, I really don't think I did.
I don't think I did.
I truly don't.
And if I got scammed on a golf cart, then, then we both got scammed.
We both got like bro!
Ron literally called the dealership and the deal.
That's what I said!
We both got F. F.
All right.
Black by today.
Actually, actually, I ordered a router.
It comes at 30.
Not getting rage baited.
I'm annoyed because I can't stream.
Where am I fucking internet going off?
Yes, this is what I said.
This is what I said.
Yes, you did.
I don't think I did.
I really don't think I did.
I don't think I did.
I truly don't.
And if I got scammed on a golf cart,
then we both got scammed.
I'm gonna be honest.
Ron literally called it,
I'm saying we both got scammed.
And the reason I'm saying that is because
if you look up the golf cart, they cost 15K.
We each paid 30K.
So we both got finesse is what I'm saying.
We both got finesse.
It's that simple.
We got sold on his dream of, oh, it's a 30k golf cart, when in reality, it's not.
Simple as that, bro.
Now, when we start talking about loans and poor millions into my career, bro, brother, fries, bro.
What? It's 20, it's 2026, dude. Come on, bro.
I'm trying to go make some breakfast. Can we go IRL?
Alright, is it ready? I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry.
Eggs. Today is the day that I start eating truly,
Truly, genuinely healthy, bro.
Wait, can we see the fly in this station?
Huh?
Fly it.
Oh my God, yes, I'll chat.
I'll show you already now.
It might not be here anymore.
So basically, chat.
Here, come in.
Last night, I come in here after stream and I'm a little confused because I walk in and
There's 10 flies on the ceiling.
10 flies.
So I'm like, what the fuck?
So that I come over to this door.
Look, look, look how many flies are on the door.
Look how many flies are on the door.
Are these dead flies?
Brother, look how many flies are on the door.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
So I'm mad confused.
I'm like, I'm like, how are all these flies in my room?
It just got cleaned in no doors are open.
So I'm looking around, I'm looking around
and I see flies start coming out of this vent.
Fly start coming out of this vent.
And I'm like, oh my God, I have flies in our ventilation.
we have a fly infestation and the weird thing is normally if you get close to
flies they fly away right not these ones not these ones you get close they
can't fly they're dead it's like they're it's like they're it's like they're
unable to move look watch they can't they can't fly they're like stuck see
Oh my they're like fucking stuck look how many there are
Well, they're not they just stay on the door cuz they can't move they physically can't fly
Look, there's like there's like AFK
So apparently what it is is
is
There's flies there's a fly infestation in the vents and because of the ventilation system
They're like sick or something
So I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do because this morning I had about 20 dead ones and then you want to know what else
I saw what look at this
Look at this you guys know
What flies look like before they become flies?
They look like this.
Ooh.
Those are, that is called,
I'm pretty sure it's called larva or something.
Those are basically baby,
those are like flies before they become flies.
And there was an entire trail of ones right under this vent.
They drop down and then when the door opens,
Sweep some over here. That's what's been happening
So in the vents and this is all from this morning by the way, because I cleaned it up this morning, so
In the vents
We have a fly infestation at the core house, and I'm not sure what to do about it
No, no, we can't we need an exterminator so we need we truly do need an exterminator
fuck is that
I have to pee. What the fuck is that? That's a giant fly. That's a fly?
You gotta get to the problem. What? I gotta pee. Do you think it's maybe the wall of trash
Right here
Chat look there's flies on this window
Definitely not as many but there's
There's one right here
What up here
What's the problem
already y'all are gross bro my ladies house don't look like this
Drew's fault no it's not it's bro exactly the best there's not any food
left out over here nothing on the ground there's only food in the fridge I just
I just want to see that boy beg on the pavement.
I think the larva on the floor is more disgusting than the flies everywhere.
I just want to see that boy beg on the pavement.
Birdie, wash your hands.
Wait, our cleaner's coming today?
She's supposed to. Why?
I should do my bedroom, too.
Yeah, I could ask.
I was only gonna have her do like that.
No, you're gonna have to do something, Richard.
All right, Chad.
It's time.
To make breakfast!
Yes, bitches!
Let's make some breakfast!
Hey, how are we gonna access the kitchen
If so, he blocked off this whole area.
It's a really good question.
Unless he only does this part.
No, it's actually a really good question.
He's walking off this entire hallway,
and that's Jason's stream room.
So how am I going to get to the kitchen when I have to?
I mean, you could go around.
Wait, we're actually getting Wi-Fi today?
Yeah.
OK, we'll cut it off.
But you know what the bad news is for everyone else?
What?
We only get one Wi-Fi company per house.
So Jason just got the AT&T one.
What did we get?
We just got the T-Mobile one.
And so everyone else is probably going to have to stick the starter on it, but at least we got it.
Oh, I see what smells like shard this morning, but I don't know.
Wait, so we're going to have it on that team of a Wifi?
Yeah, I don't know if it's going to be any good, but we're going to try it.
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oh no there's a lot of eggshells in there bro it's fine crunchy eggs
Come on, bro. Come on, bro. L. Lerper. Not everything.
Stop fucking singing, bro! Holy shit! Alright, this comes back. How do I crack an egg without
letting it go like how do I crack an egg without the shell going in the cup
wait shall y'all bet I only eat breakfast for breakfast
I just don't believe that how many eggs is good for a record check four five five eggs
I should be good five eggs from the cabinet what do you mean the mixer no I
I know. Bro, you don't know. Listen, you clearly don't know how to make eggs, all right? So let the
pro do it and let's all just do it, okay? Let me get my milk. Pour my milk in here.
Why are you doing it? A little bit of milk.
Okay. What? Bro, I said, just let me do this. Stop deep-riding how I make eggs.
Can maybe a little too much milk.
Might have to throw another egg in there too.
Might have to throw another egg in there too.
It's to make them fluffy.
Thank you ever to say that.
Whoever, whoever just said that, you genuinely know ball.
You put milk in your eggs so you can make them fluffy.
Y'all don't know ball.
Y'all clearly don't know egg ball.
Look, look, look, look.
Beautiful fluffy eggs is about to make.
And then, hold on.
That's the salt.
Did you actually see my eggs?
I swear no money.
Bro.
I swear.
Oh my God.
I swear no money bro I swear all my life you lose my
and all my life none of them money for you I'm not gonna lie actually no no truly
no I'm thinking about this right now think about how many chickens had to
die for you to just ruin it all my I'm telling you brother that's six little
baby chickens it's not how it works little baby eggs that's not how that could
have been little chicklets that you just murdered by putting hot sauce and you
You killed ten fives upstairs. I promise you none of it was.
Bro, you should put like a little bit in for a little kick.
No, I don't want a kick to my eggs, bro.
Bro, a little crazy kick.
Bro, these eggs, dead ass, look so good.
What?
Dude.
A little bit of salt?
Just a little bit of salt?
Bro, are you gonna cook it?
You're gonna eat it like that?
Chaz, how do you guys make eggs? Tell me right now.
Wait, who's your mother? I don't know. You wouldn't swallow a rye.
I did.
I just clicked this and I did swallow it.
Yeah, after we can have a little...
Yeah, because swallowing a rye is fucking disgusting.
No, it's not. It's so easy.
Let me do right now.
Huh?
Do it right now.
What do I do?
Just swallow a rye and you said it's easy.
It really is, but I'm not...
I'm not doing it for free, it's not enjoyable.
So it's easy.
So you need paid to eat an egg?
You're such a, well, like you're actually genuinely
the biggest sissy boy I've ever met.
I run it because the doctor really called you a bitch,
right?
He literally straight up said, yeah, nah,
it sounds like you're a bitch.
Okay, and if you had a therapy session with Dr. K,
he would literally make you cry and then you'd come out.
I guess.
Oh
My hands are full. Oh my gosh. I put some Italian seasoning in my eggs or no
Chad the oddest, but do you just put salt and pepper on your eggs? I feel like a little
Who's are those
Wait, Chad, who's... Chad, who's are those?
Surely the chat knows who they are.
You need garlic powder? I don't think we have garlic powder.
Those are not... Oh, I guess you guys put cards in my house.
Y'all do not live here, bro. This is my house. I'm the king of this shit.
You're telling me they made burgers yesterday with no garlic powder?
All right, you ready to see how you make eggs?
Oh no, just swap it.
Oh my god, I need butter. I need butter!
Wait, is this supposed to be steaming like that?
What?
Is the other one supposed to be steaming?
Steaming? We need steaming.
Like, you don't see the smoke coming out of it?
Wait, what's that smell?
That's what I'm saying.
Bro, it smells like it's burning, I see.
What is?
Something's burning.
What's burning?
Bro, it smells like something's burning. I don't know what's burning.
But something's definitely burning.
You don't smell that?
Look, see, this is steaming, I just saw it steaming.
It should be good.
It looks like a butter and they're never bad.
They're saying it's a gas leak.
So what do we do if we have a gas leak?
Put a little bit of butter in that pan.
Little buttery cloudy eggs. Never a bad shot at all, Jack.
This is a healthy breakfast too.
Ready to watch this.
Hush!
Oh, I don't know.
What?
You're not making an omelet?
No, I'm not making an omelet.
Why would you say that?
Now look, get this.
A little bit of distilled on it.
A little bit of distilled.
A lot of bit of distilled.
Take this, scrub it, scrub it, scrub it that dub.
Now I'm really putting y'all on how to make actual good eggs, so take notes, take notes.
Take notes, y'all.
Because making eggs, not easy.
Truly, truly not easy.
Now, I know it might look like this, this spatula is still a little dirty, but it's
not dirty, okay?
There's just a little bit stuck on it, but that doesn't mean it's dirty.
That simply, oh, fuck, oh, fuck my hands.
Oh, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Chop them up because you want them to be nice and scrambled so you just move them around
chop them up chop them up make those nice fluffy eggs well I want them nice and fluffy
I want them nice and fluffy and then now because you see the texture the eggs are at chat
True, help me, help me, help me.
I have a little bit of cheese going in your eggs.
A little bit of cheese going, and then you're going to want to start chopping it up a little bit more.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, you're fucking burning it.
Chop it up a little more.
Chopping it nice and fluffy.
And this isn't even a lot of eggs.
I'm telling y'all right now, six eggs for breakfast is generally not a lot of eggs.
Do you want to eat all of it?
Yeah.
Turn it down a little bit on the lower heat so they cook a little slower.
See me?
Personally, I like my eggs a little like well done.
That's just the type of guy I am.
And now, a little extra cheese on top of the eggs because you want that gooey cheese to
be right just drizzled on top cooking into the eggs.
Just a little bit of cheese on top.
Like that, okay?
Now you move it over here and you just let it burn in, alright?
You let it burn in.
What about the bacon?
The bacon?
I'm going to cook that up, don't worry.
Yeah, but your eggs are going to be cold.
No, it's fine.
Wash.
Look, this is what you do.
Open the oven.
I need a plate.
Fuck, we have plates.
I have plates in my house.
This is pushing 1k calories. I guess eggs are pushing 1k calories
You might be delusional when it comes to fucking calories, bro
Y'all have no idea what you're talking about when it comes to calories. I swear
How do we have no plates
I should have cooked the bacon first
What are these things?
We actually have no plates.
Like, truly, generally, you have no plates.
Just go real quick.
I'm going to say to let it cook.
Just to keep it warm.
I'm going to put it on the lowest setting possible.
Just to keep the eggs warm, you know?
I think I might have put a little too much seasoning in there.
I might have actually put a little too much seasoning in there.
Chad, did I put a lot?
I feel like I did it.
You did?
It's the cheese, not the cheese, oh, maybe I put too much cheese.
Hey, dude, what are you playing?
It's a little bad, ma'am.
Hey, why don't you play on the TV?
Where are your plates at?
Now I'll tell you guys this right now, bacon is my specialty in the kitchen.
There's none in the kitchen.
In the kitchen?
Bacon is my specialty.
I don't know why, but I'm very good at cooking bacon.
ask me why cuz I don't know I don't know the answer I just know I'm very very
good at it okay
I was scared of being in the dark.
Oh my God, now it's dead ass stuck in my head, bro.
Okay.
So here's what you do, Joe.
You're going to take these eggs and you're going to put them on a plate, okay, and then
in order to keep it warm, you're going to put the plate in the oven.
Wait, isn't the plate going to catch on fire?
The oven's not on.
It's paper.
the oven's not on. So just to keep it warm in there, nice and warm, all right?
And then, you're gonna go over here, you're gonna get your classic bacon, all
right?
Do you do bacon with butter? No, bacon cooks in its own grease. Bacon cooks in its own
because the thing about bacon chat is you got to think the amulet comes from it
comes from a pig
I don't know how to open this bro
I genuinely don't know how to open this chat
I've watched you cook bacon before
no I know but I'm trying to figure out if they're basing some grease
Yeah, I don't see anything
Fuck
Oh wait a minute hold on
I love how you just sit there on your phone and watch me struggle and don't even offer like hey
I'll help you open it. Like you're just the worst. You're so bad
Every time I ask hold on a second. How is this ice cream not melted?
Every time I ask you if you need help you say, no I'm good, no I don't, what you do?
What are you trying to do, there's a knife, what the fuck you mean what am I trying to
do?
There's a knife from there.
A plastic knife.
A plastic knife.
To do what?
Cut it open.
Here, let me get it. I'll show you how it's done.
Bro, you're not doing it.
Get some here.
Hold the camera. Watch this.
Wait, I got it.
Got it.
Like you guys just told me word for word I'll get get a plastic knife out watch
as you're there and hold the camera and I said I said get a plastic knife watch
you're scrolling tip-talk wall camera man you are
No, you're not getting any.
No, you're not.
Because you didn't do any fucking work and you didn't help me.
I asked you, do you need help when you were trying to open it?
Look at this.
Wait, how do you even cook this?
It's too fucking long.
It shrinks, it shrinks.
Cook that bitch on high?
Okay, fast.
How fast though?
Can't am I doing good?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
What's your bacon, Beth?
Some bacon.
You got any pieces that are done already?
Uh, yeah.
Michelle, Michelle.
And there too.
The miniature one.
She said it.
I never worried about that.
I got orders for the grill.
Why you got orders and she-
No, I have records right here, dude.
Only, only bacon though?
You made eggs.
What eggs?
In the market, in the oven.
You want to help me?
Yes.
What kind of eggs do you need?
Scrambled.
Scrambled.
Scrambles.
Wait, why should I take it off high?
Why are you cooking your brothers?
Cringe, corny, el-joke, bro.
I can't wait till ton Z comes out today bro.
I'm shocking a fucking murderous turn of events.
Right?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
I'm not sure what made it happen.
Wait a minute.
Move that, please.
I'm deadass.
I want you to set the house off right now.
Bro, I feel like I walked away.
We were actually on board.
Wait, how do you flip these?
How do I flip these without the tongs?
Come on now that big dude looks good, no?
You need to cook for a little bit.
What is it?
That's all done.
Wait, are you a chatter?
Are you guys crispy type of bacon people?
Or soft, like, soft, floppy type of bacon people?
Crispy, so good.
Oh, I'm not a crispy type of bacon person.
Wait, y'all like crispy?
Dude, I need my shit to be soft and floppy in my mouth.
Like, really?
Hey, Ron!
Good question, Joe.
Yeah?
What are you cooking?
Uh, some bacon.
Oh, I'm down to eat.
Yeah.
Um...
We have nine days left.
Four?
Uh, so we have to show our bodies.
What do you mean?
Well, we said we made a tweet, like, six months ago, didn't we?
Oh, I have to tell.
No, no, no.
We have...
You gotta split the money with me.
I mean $50,000 you said we're giving.
No, no, no, we said we were running a share.
Oh, yeah, we got to run a share.
We were running a marathon.
You got to run one of these.
Yeah, I'll run a marathon for sure, but I have a clue.
Are you close?
Close, look.
So like a six-pack?
I'm getting there for sure.
I'm like, no, I think we're both getting there for sure.
I see you.
Yeah.
I get in there?
What, you didn't really have to run?
I'm getting pretty close, I thought.
Well, at least we have nine days.
We made a promise.
Oh, jeez.
Wow!
What the fuck up?
Yo, fuck you!
All right, okay, I'm gonna lie, can I just get one?
I smell that, I'm not gonna lie.
I made an excuse to come down here and tell them
about this because I was hungry, I'm not gonna lie.
Can I just get one?
Yeah, yeah, I'm making big it for everybody, right on.
Just give them gas.
So when can we eat?
Uh...
Let me stretch you a little bit on.
If you get the place that I almost accidentally
just started a fire with in the house.
Okay, you did bad, but last night,
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Last night I was hungry and I came down to this kitchen
and I saw that there was some chips in there
and started eating on God, I mean,
that's why the bread's right there.
Like I dead ass was just eating, man.
Stuff is on fire just now.
Wait, what?
These plates.
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, shit.
How did you manage to fucking do this?
Because I had the plates right next to the thing
and they started burning on me and shit.
Bro, it's still on fire.
Wait, what the fuck?
Whoa.
How do you stop this?
Stop, you're awesome.
So here's that.
have unlimited oxygen. Here's the hack for baking guys. I'm telling you all the
hack. You want to get dual paper towels, lay it flat, and then you want to do this
and then you want to put your bacon on it so it absorbs the grease. No, the grease
is the good part, Max.
How's it on nothing? What is this? Why is it like stiff on the top? Wait, why is it
It's on the top, five, okay.
Two dollars, I'll drink it.
I'll give you five.
I'll give you five.
You did it, God, how did you do it, God?
That's pretty good on God, this big one.
Try my bacon, try my bacon.
Okay.
Is it hot though?
I don't like my bacon crispy.
None or two, let me tell you something.
Everyone knows rules one bite.
Let me take a bite. Let me try it out.
What did you put on it?
Nothing.
I'm getting something.
I'm getting something. You taste it?
No, I don't have it.
Shut the fuck up.
Bro, I'm tasting like...
Did you put salt on it?
I put anything on it.
God, bacon is this.
First of all, the package is bacon.
Hold on, I'm working.
Yeah, I'm going to do it.
Thank you for the tasting.
Oh wait what?
I'm pretty good.
Put it in here, put it in here, put it in here.
Are you going to be here tomorrow?
What do you mean?
Are you going to be here tomorrow?
No, I'm not going to be here tomorrow actually.
Hey, where are you going to be?
I'm going to be in Malibu.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
My first day in Malibu, bro.
Whatever, bro.
That's so cool, bro.
That's so cool, bro.
So you're going to take time off of work, bro.
Whatever.
It's not one of your anniversary.
It's cool.
Hey, you don't want to make up.
Bro, it's all over to make that, that bacon taste a lot better.
Yeah, bro, I got a spice here, hold on.
Put this on, this will taste your bacon taste better.
No, we're not putting that on the bacon.
Absolutely.
No!
You're going to ruin the bacon!
Damn, Mark, you're going to be in Malibu?
Damn, I was going to say I'm doing a cooking stream tomorrow.
Who?
I didn't know if you'd be hungry or not.
I mean, I'm not going to be here.
I'm...
I could have done a dog-dog challenge tomorrow too.
I was like...
I could have done a dog dog challenge tomorrow too. I was like really thinking of it
I was like damn bro. Who's like the perfect new to do a dog dog challenge at like I just want to do it with someone bro
Oh, also a 10k calorie challenge not a bad shot at all. That's actually a great idea
You're gonna cause a fucking fire
You know?
Are you playing Howard Entertainment?
Nah.
I didn't get invited.
Really?
Yeah.
At least you're doing good here on the same team for the...
You're playing in it?
No.
I'm not playing on that.
I got invited, but I got a stream.
What are you doing?
I'm doing something with Joe and Junko.
Oh, who the fuck is there?
Hey, there are 25 matter-daddies.
Ouch.
You think...
What's happening there?
You're horrible.
Oh, I don't give a fuck about that.
Oh, yeah, what time?
7.15
Red circle
Okay
Fuck right, it's got snot rocket all over my hand
movie brother does a movie want to come see me
well fucking talk about going to see a movie how about we make a movie
I don't see it.
Chat, is the movie they're going to see good or no?
What's it called?
Passenger? What's it about? You mean like a...
I like a lot.
The trailer looks...
Road trips should be going weird people going missing weird vibe
I think it's something like that.
I'm not a little bit of a big fan.
I heard it's supposed to be good.
It's a bit of a different kind of dish.
It's a different kind of dish.
You can't go through my talking, right?
See the grease?
Bacon grease loves to pop.
Fun fact about bacon grease.
It's better when you come through.
What's it?
Bacon.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Turn it down a little bit.
Holy shit.
Son, is that a little bit of a situation over there?
Yeah, why is there always no fucking fire?
I'm not gonna burn the house down!
In sudden conversations, oh my friends are free, free.
Jeff, you probably think it's disgusting how to drink out of that.
Actually my personal trainer said it's good to drink a gallon a day.
A gallon of milk?
Well he just said a gallon.
A gallon of milk?
He said make sure you're drinking a gallon a day to stay hydrated and for your recovery.
Now, this is the kind of bacon I'm talking about.
This right here is special.
Wait, can I put it down here?
Look, you put on a favorite towel so that it absorbs and soaks up the grease because
you don't want, you don't just want your bacon to be fucking greasy as hell, bro.
if your bacon's a little too greasy, imagine if, imagine if, imagine, imagine, imagine
it was like a dick, and a dick was coming. You don't want to come to smell or taste bad.
So that right there's my bacon, and then you go in here, you get your eggs, and just like
eggs, bacon, and some milk.
I
Really hot like really fucking hot actually
I mean yeah, it's good shit
Just like the first piece
Oh, here we go, try the eggs.
How's the eggs?
Did I change the hole on that?
So...
We're just like jambles and it's weird.
Well before, try the eggs.
Try the eggs? Yeah.
I'm gonna tell you right now, the only thing that's wrong with the eggs
is the seasoning. I put too much seasoning on it.
Too much? Yeah.
What's all in here? Cheese too?
Yeah, a little bit of cheese in there too.
It's pretty fun and good though. Pretty good.
And the best part about this breakfast, probably about 500 calories.
Let me go fucking shit a lot in a movie.
This bacon's not good for you?
Yes it is.
I got you some more egg browns.
I got some more of your protein.
I'm not, yeah, exactly.
The reason this bacon's good for you
is because it's pure protein.
Protein bacon.
And the grease is all on the paper towel.
That is good to sell right there, right?
This is not a thousand calorie breakfast.
Do you think it is? Maybe it comes to the bacon?
Bro.
How many eggs are in this?
Six.
But,
Pretty good.
Realistically, I'm probably going to have, what, three eggs, three pieces of bacon?
Probably about 300 calories.
The fuck?
Can't go wrong here, bro. I'm just going to be honest.
Maybe you should be a chef.
Bro, the thing is, everybody says I should be a food critic.
I want to do something to try it, come here.
I want to teach you how to do something too.
How much on a bet you won't eat it because you think I did something to it.
I got a chance to know this.
Jason, this is...
Oh, this is a... are you an agent?
Oh, what's up agent?
How you doing, Lacey? How you doing?
How you doing bro? Looking good.
That's an injury coming along.
You know, yeah
Damn, so you got an hour free time so so it's good
Okay, yeah, just let me know bro
Yo, I made you breakfast bro. No, you didn't seriously try and tell me it's good. What is this?
What do you mean buddies?
Oh wait ladies, you busy today or not?
What?
You busy today or not?
No, I wasn't.
No?
We won't be parking, what right can you valid?
Is it good?
He's good?
Oh.
He's good?
Well, he's actually good.
What do you do to him?
I can't do anything, he just cooked it.
You know that house house yesterday?
No, yeah.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, yeah, yeah, let me water it!
Fucking.
Fucking fuck.
I made my way down.
I had it.
Fucking fuck.
I made you fucking bacon and eggs.
Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
Thank you.
Wait, bro, guys, help.
It's a valve tournament in like an hour
that I think I'm hosting.
And one of the guys have dropped out.
Who?
It's oil.
Ladies getting laid, bro.
Bro, you're so good.
You're so good, though.
No, you're true.
I'm a 72.
I'm never playing.
I'm the first time you've got it.
Is it a girl?
The girls are drafting, bro.
I'm the first pick.
I'm the first pick.
So the girls are drafting.
How many girls and how many guys are you teaming?
It's eight girls, eight guys.
So it's two v twos, it's two v twos.
Oh, it's probably not my favorite piece.
So who's that?
It's all in it.
Um, that's a great accent, girl.
Two v twos on ass.
You have one hand.
I have one hand and I'm dog shit.
Whoever has me on their team is a fucking, they have a permanent handicap.
Another turning first round.
Bro, actual question.
Do you think that I'm like, do you guys think in your head that I'm just assing everything?
I'm going to be last pick. So who has the last pick? Who has the last pick in the
draft? I'm last pick. So it's going to be me and Kyde and she's the best, right?
right? So here's my question. You lost some eggs? Just tried to cook them. Wait, so this
might be a dumb question. Are any of the guys that are getting drafted in the tournament
better than Kaide? Or no. So Kaide is the best person in the tournament. Yes or no?
There's also some extra bacon there if you want to cook it up.
Oh my God, shut the fuck up!
Clean up.
Drew's going to do it, Chad.
Drew's gonna do it when I go upstairs on desktop.
It's fine.
I'm gonna put it on the table.
You always wear in some Balenciaga shake my head.
So when I wear black tees,
when I wear black tees, it's all lacy.
All same shirt, black t-shirt again,
but then when I put on a hoodie,
it's always wearing this.
Get off my dick.
Bro, should we start practicing?
I'm about to start practicing that word.
Okay. So how does this work? Keep it on the camera. So you're telling me that I, I take
this. Wait, but I have a torn ACL. How am I going to use this? Do I try to use a foot
controller? Even if I feel like you could use it, like, could you even put your hand
on the desk to do these keys? Yes. So if you have these keys here, your mouse, and then
Whatever you can't reach, you put on these.
Is there that many buttons in Valorant?
Main buttons in Valorant are, it's WASD.
That's it?
And crouching and jumping and slow walking and switching to your guns and abilities.
So maybe you put some of those on the foot control?
Some of what some of those things you put you put two on your mouse
Shoot select listen keep looking for me. Sure
Today's the day
That tonsie
Comes out of retirement
Not playing any fucking games, bro.
Tunzee is coming out, bro.
All right, plug this in for me.
I'm on desktop, I think.
But fat raffle
Why do you guys say raffle like what the fuck is a raffle I
Was scared of me and in the dark I
Hate that this song is now stuck in my head
Let me bring up deadly PG. See how he does it
Wait, wait, what is rolling on the floor laughing I'm out of USB spots
No, don't apply my Xbox yes, I do
bro can y'all stop raffling bro nothing's raffleable right now nothing is fucking raffleable
bro when is the next core video dropping wait is this supposed to be today oh we have
what fucking problem dude what what I need to update start updating now listen
start updating it now FaceTime Jason maybe we'll be quick starting a FaceTime
I'm calling to Jason.
Anything to sign in?
Jason!
My man!
in where the man the myth the legend JTW the goat himself I love you so much bro
I'm confused I just wanted to say you are literally the greatest streamer of all time
probably honestly going to go down as one of the greatest streamers in history
I think that you are just very good looking in the gym have been paying off bro your body's
looking amazing um but i do have a little bit of bad news it does come to my attention that my
valorant unfortunately is not downloaded to recent updates and i'm on a star link um
yeah i'm trying but it seems to be that when i click it doesn't update
Oh, yeah, there it goes try signing it. Yeah, I'm gonna try sign it in. Let me call you
back after I try signing in. Okay, gotta figure out my login. Jason, listen, I'm gonna make
it okay. All right, listen, Silky's not even live yet, so that's probably delayed.
Oh, yeah, I'm not sitting here waiting on an hour selling on desktop for Silky Doki
Wu, bro. Well, get your shit down on the phone, and then we can figure it out.
Yo, okay, so tell me why I just checked Silky's location.
No, no, not your life. Brother, he is dead ass, 32 minutes away from the crib right
now. No, he's not.
No, he's not, he's not.
Oh, he's just saying no location found.
He turned his location off.
For you?
Wait, wait, he actually doesn't say no location found.
It means his phone's down.
He's not gonna make it to his alarm, GG.
I can tell you're not saying you're not paid again.
Yeah, yeah, I see it.
Yeah, wait, no, wait, wait.
I'll go wake him up.
I'll go wake him up.
Wait, you think it's yours?
Yeah, he's here.
I just don't.
Oh, so he's awake.
Hi.
Um, I'm gonna go matter daddy.
Yo, can you, can you, can you,
if this doesn't start at,
Yo, if this doesn't start at three o'clock,
bro, I'm going to start freaking out.
I'm telling you right now, I'm going to crash out a little bit.
You're going to have your game updated.
Brother, this has to start at three o'clock,
or I'm going to start crashing now.
And I don't want to turn into a crash.
I don't want to show that side of me on stream anymore,
bro.
I'm actually going to start freaking out.
I'm going to start doing breathing techniques and shit.
OK, OK, yeah.
Archey stream.
Wait, let me check out, we're saying check Archey stream.
I understand that now.
What's Archey?
What am I checking on Archey stream?
What am I checking on, Archie Stream?
Archie.
Listen, listen, listen.
Oh!
Nice!
Nice!
We got him.
No, we got him up and about.
We got him just going.
Nice!
Valorant, 30 minutes and Archie's wrestling right now.
Oh my god, bro.
He's not far from Gentry, that's the dingo.
Bro, this guy's wrestling.
All right, all right, all right.
I mean, can I just get a fucking hashtag unbelievable going in the chair right now?
Hashtag unbelievable, dude.
Generally hashtag unbelievable, bro.
Huh?
Yeah, I'm trying to get my info.
I don't know what my username is on Valorant.
Your purchase Valorant password change request.
My name is TunZ67.
TunZ67.
Time Z6, 7.
Chad, what do y'all think of my Valorant Password is real quick?
Oh my god, I'm in.
Oh!
Well, I think I'm good.
You know, you are Marlin got engaged.
What?
If Jason needs a replacement, this guy's live and looks pretty wholesome.
Oh.
Jake!
Wait.
Marlin got engaged.
Show me where Marlin got engaged.
Show me.
Show me Marlon getting engaged.
What does this have to do with being engaged?
First coreboy to get engaged.
I don't get it.
That's not even Marlin.
Oh, this bro that you don't know that's an engagement ring like what bro that does not
mean it's an engagement ring.
It could be a fucking, that could be a promise ring.
It could be, better, better, that could be a ring pop.
That's a radiant ring.
A radiant ring is an engagement ring or cocktail ring.
For what?
For what?
Bro, what?
Bro, it's probably just a promise ring,
which is very, very normal in relationships, dude.
It's very normal in relationships.
What was your peak valorant rank wait page page are you good at valorant
Okay, my peak valorant rank was, it was Radiant 2.
Radiant 2 was my peak valorant rank, so I'm telling you, if I get drafted, you're gonna
I don't know about me under team, as simple as that.
I was a radiant too.
Watch this.
We're going to some hip-hop festival in Hard Rock City.
Where are we?
Where are we?
Where are we?
Fish in the lake.
Wait, what?
You have to go for a while though.
Is it time?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not them.
Is this a rolling loud movie?
It's a B.A.M.
Hi, how's everything going?
Oh, everything's going pretty good.
It's going pretty good.
What?
Tragedy!
Wait, it said all the people it was starring.
Owen Wilson, Matt Reif, Christine K.O., Sexy Red, Lacey, Ski Masters from God,
Ty Dolla Sin, Henry Winkler, Christian Convary, Jolene, and Travis Scott.
This movie actually has a great list.
I'm going to be 100% real with y'all right now.
This is the best form of advertisement for rolling loud that I've ever seen.
Oh my God, this is genius.
Think about it from this perspective.
Think about a movie that happened before Project X, where the movie was great and everybody
wished they could actually go to Project X.
Now imagine if this is genuinely a good movie and people see it and they're like, damn,
I wish I could go to Rolling Loud.
Damn, I wish I could be there.
That movie looks, that movie was sick.
Everyone is turd at Rolling Loud.
You know how many people are going to watch this movie and be like, damn, I want to go
to Rolling Loud.
I'm telling you, whoever's idea on the Rolling Loud side it was to make a movie like this,
you deserve a raise, brother.
You are a genius because this is smart and I'm not dick riding.
This is genuinely smart.
Did I get paid?
No.
I can just respect.
I can respect when someone does something smart.
Imagine in this movie, they like roll it loud,
looks like it's like fucking crazy,
like everybody's party, everybody's lit, great,
like everything, you know how many people
are gonna go to the next rolling loud?
This is why one day, I'm gonna fucking run the world.
That's right, I Lacey one day, I'm gonna run the world.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna run shit.
Uh, um, it's not a odd thing.
It's a fucking fact, son.
It's a fact, Miho.
One day, I'm gonna run this shit.
One day, I'm gonna be in poor youth.
You can't even run 10 meters
I'm popping a second Red Bull for the day. I'm about to get fucking wired son
You want to know what I'm gonna do one day I'm gonna run for president I'm gonna run for president and
and and I'm gonna change the white office to be named the thugs office and my
chat is gonna make decisions for me yes that's right I'm gonna have a whole new
structure it's gonna be a presidency where every major decision I have I go
live on Twitch and I ask my chat and I run a poll on what the people would want
And then whenever based off the votes and based off the chat, I'm going to make that decision and put that law and put that order in
Lacey for president 2037
Lazy thugs deciding everything, not a bad shout, exactly, exactly.
Lazy thugs, I gotta mute really quick and send a very important voice demo.
you
Why does the can sound empty?
Do you guys think I fake energy drinks on stream?
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
I just, something bad happened, chat.
bad happen. I don't know what to do. This is actually the worst situation possible, bro.
All right. So you know how I just went into my email to slog into my valerain.
I don't check my email every day. And I got an email three days ago that in order I placed,
that was supposed to arrive today got cancelled.
And that order was a special gift for someone.
I can't make a new gift, I can't make a gift, I can't do a shopping segment, bro.
I can't do a shopping segment because I have this tournament.
Fuck.
Okay, I gotta figure this out.
It's okay, I gotta figure this out.
Yes, I'm playing in this tournament,
and yes, I'm out of Windows shit.
Y'all don't know me, son.
I'm a gamer, I'm a fucking athlete.
I'm genuinely good at this game.
Watch me warm up on this bitch.
The brace is coming off.
Oh no, I can literally barely even my wrist.
I'm gonna have to use foot pedals. I'm actually gonna have to use foot pedals.
Okay, I can use a foot pedal for jump. How do I bind the foot pedals though?
On what?
It should be just like a keyboard.
Oh, controls? Okay, hold on.
hold on jump close it or put the exit right here jump okay wait wait wait
wait did it work
okay now what about match crouch crouch
okay hold on check
Oh my god, you're in it!
Oh my god, you're in it!
What's going on?
Well, get managed.
Warm up!
Why are you playing with your feet?
Oh my god, you did ask for a fucking jump by your foot.
Holy fuck.
Oh my god!
how did he set that up that actually fired
w fucking tons man
watch this tons of you livin flush ready
no no no no no no no no you gotta watch
fight
watch this shit
Fuck!
Oh, that's the attack.
Who's got it?
What is he thinking?
I don't need a fucking medallion.
I do need a foot cam though, do that.
I do need a foot cam, do that.
Oh, this is the last pick in the draft.
This is my last pick in the fucking game.
Watch this, you ready?
This is the last pick in the draft for you, watch this.
Well, I might have crouched on my foot,
so I can actually hook right onto the foot.
Oh, you can't reach when you're hitting.
Bitch
This is not starting in 10 minutes, bro
Wait Jason
We have a problem though. Wait, wait, come here quick. I gotta talk to you. I gotta talk to you. I gotta talk to you. I'm serious, actually.
Can't tell you I'm serious.
Alright.
So how long do you think this tournament is gonna last?
Um, probably about two hours and a half, so why?
Because, um, okay, that's actually not that bad.
Why?
I just got something I gotta do.
What are you gonna do?
Um, so basically, uh, well, my chance to get a GG is out of here.
What what what no no no I'm not me straight up I'm not dubbing your tournament
I'm playing this tournament is it first-time elimination first is a single
England bro so it's gonna be but it's like 13 is first of 13 normal but you
only hit one side okay okay um okay but so what what are you doing after
If I can say it, what happened?
I fucked up, bro.
What?
I fucked up, bro.
What?
Do you check your email every day?
Yeah.
I don't.
And I just sent an email to get a valentine 2FA code and I saw an email and that said
So, it was a gift from my anniversary.
So you gotta go get me?
I gotta go get it.
I don't even know what they have,
but I got it in store.
Oh my God, waiting one year?
Oh fuck.
Probably, oh yeah.
About that, about that happened, though.
Oh god, you can't say drooling a video?
What am I getting?
I'll tell you.
Oh god, he's fucking a player.
It smells?
I mean, yeah.
Bro, play me a song, bro.
Oh.
That you would never fucking ask.
Who's your teammate?
Um, whoever picks me up, bro. I'm pretty hot.
Okay, I should probably start. Who's the best player in the tournament?
Um, probably Tyded.
And who's the second best?
Um, probably me.
Hey, who's the worst?
Probably fucking you, barely even missing one.
Who's the worst captain?
Um, probably...
...Astah.
So, you and Astah were in the tournament?
Yeah, we would.
So you just made a tournament so you could win?
Well, I mean, I'm saying that, well, obviously I could lose, but why would I say that?
So Kaide couldn't do it when you were in the tournament?
I mean, she could, but I wouldn't just let that happen, you know what I'm saying?
It's not even the lyrics. It's not even the lyrics.
I'm a magician's assistant's favorite dream.
And I cut my stuff, lazy, all I've got to do on a man down, I don't think the little
thing can do.
Oh, Max, you're native.
Okay, I have to fuck this guy.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm a source of votes.
Dude, so you didn't even get the first lyric right?
Yes, I did.
No, it's...
I'm scared.
Dentists in the dark dances, it's not dancing in the dark
Why can't why can't you go get it? No, we can't
So this are we're starting in 15 minutes. Yeah, hell yeah, actually or what brother
Bro, it's not that bad as a fork.
Well, how about a loser's bracket?
Bro, a loser's bracket would actually make the tournament
like fucking five hours.
Yeah, it'd be like a six hour journey, so.
Come on, bro.
Listen, hear me out.
And, bro, if it doesn't start on time,
let's just gesture in the discord for everybody
until it's okay with it.
So he's in the shop right now, so, you know what I'm saying?
But, come on, bro.
Bro, let's do what we do.
That's time to go to Rodeo real quick.
Whole, no, you have no fucking time.
That's an hour drive anyway.
I could be back by four.
Dirty.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's an hour drive and I'll come back by four.
Okay, you're gonna hit P-Traffic, P-Traffic.
All right, bro.
I'm not.
Archie's still wrestling.
I'm assuming is this place,
can you tell me exactly what it is,
so I can call it.
Hello?
I have to look.
Can you up to the shower while I go take a shit and then I'll do this on the toilet?
Yeah.
Chat!
Talk to Drew!
Little chat.
More masked seat.
Get a helicopter.
You know what's crazy?
You could have to park a helicopter in this driveway.
We're like on the basketball court.
helicopter you know it's crazy you could have to park a helicopter in the
struggle we're like I'm the best fuck you periods no yeah I gotta go you guys
So, here it's wrapped in a column.
Oh, it's right there, that's why.
Why are you guys saying bye?
Here's a smoker, no, no, bro, what the fuck is this?
Why is this the first thing I see when I open the comp?
Yo, chat, we just opened a new PO box.
Everyone sends shit here.
We're going to do opening in like a week and a half.
Pin.
What's a pin, bro?
Do you draw my lobby list?
Won't be one on Val?
Right, bet.
Easy.
How do I join?
I've never played Valorant.
How the fuck do I join?
Tunzee.
What's your username?
Is this you?
Is this you, Rums?
Yes, okay.
What a name, Rums.
Probably better order raw name.
Now that he can't.
That's crazy. If he never checked his email, he would have had no type of anniversary day.
Fucking idiot.
Bro, it's fucking freezing in here.
Oh, I gotta pick a skin.
I'm gonna be this girl.
I am both shield and soul.
Bro, I didn't know I had to pick. I've never played Valorant.
Why would you pick her? Bro, I don't know. I've never played.
Wait chat, this run's good.
You look high. I'm not high.
Fight!
How do I spring? What spring?
This is W.
Chad, look what in spring.
I'm not high.
Fight!
How do I spring?
What spring?
Is it W?
Chad, what button's spring?
I can spread her spread.
You can't spring.
F***!
No, Rums, you are ass!
Rums, you are ass, you ass!
Through the calm, I see.
Through the storm, I fight!
It's like the Gulag.
I kind of fuck with this.
Oh, fuck.
I thought you were good bro this is bad looks what are you doing I'm never played this game
I'll hold my dick.
Fuck, you didn't even want to headshot, I think.
I have your back!
Don't use an SMG.
SMG's good, no?
Wait, how do I crouch?
What button was that?
Control?
Chad, what's a crouch button?
Fuck, I wasn't paying attention.
Let's keep the balance.
Chad, what's Crouch?
Paddle?
What the fuck is paddle?
What is paddle?
Yo, foot paddle.
Which one?
I need a different gun. It's my gun. Hold on.
What are you doing?
I just did a shit and didn't wash my hands
I'm stuck. You are the worst player I've ever seen. I've never played this the first time you touched a game
Oh
Did you find the um, did you get that?
Uh, sort of.
What do you mean?
Yeah, you know you're so lucky.
What would you have done if you didn't check your email?
I didn't check my email in the box.
You're a toxic spailie.
Whatever really happens for a reason, bro.
Clearly, I checked my email for a reason, and clearly, it was the right reason in order
for me to check my email.
Facts are no.
But that really happens for a reason, bro.
Clearly, I checked my email for a reason,
and clearly, it was the right reason
in order for me to check my email.
Bax or no?
Bax or no, Chad?
That's a good way of looking at it, right?
Wait, you don't know what you're getting here?
No, okay.
So what I got-
Wait, Rums, pause, Rums.
What I got, you can't get in store.
So you can't get it?
Not the same thing, no.
So why don't you just say, hey,
they canceled your order and you gotta wait?
I had another thing that I was deciding between, I had two things, I had two things I was deciding
between.
So I could just go with the second thing, I did not get a dairy ring, I don't even know
what that is.
No.
No.
You can do it.
You can tell me you're a lost soul.
Yes.
Sub in, Lacey.
Lock in.
Wait, who am I playing against?
Wait, I'm going to try hard for this turn.
You're going to forget that you have a broken wrist
and pocket it.
Do you want like a towel to put under your wrist so it's like-
I think it's rums?
Yeah.
Ask her shit!
Ask her shit!
Fight!
Wait, what gun are you using son?
We go just do this using a fucking specter chat
Whoa, I'm lagging bro
Yo, Rums, you might be the worst player I've ever seen.
Run off, this guy.
They were not-
Don't be honest!
I'm Hymothy!
That's why!
I'm gonna figure this out.
I'm gonna figure it out.
Just give me like, 20 minutes.
Rums, just do it right now.
Because I have to make sure that-
I have to make sure of something.
I'm not sure.
Valorance in the chat.
It said nice shot.
Never mind.
All right.
That Valorance.
Watch this shit.
But, now I see it is.
This is the kind of negativity I like, bro.
Watch this shit.
Watch this shit.
Yeah, come on
Max point.
Fuck my finger, fuck my fingers.
Bitch, baited, baited pussy, thought I didn't hear your ass, thought I didn't hear your ass.
like I'm not gonna lie y'all gonna admit I'm a fucking gamer I'm a genuine gamer
yo rums get back on a toolkit bro get back on a fucking toolkit son back on a
toolkit you suck so tournament starts in two minutes right guys tournament
starts in two minutes right guys your runs I'm not playing you unless there's
money on the line unless you want to throw 10 gifted on it I'm not playing you son
One K brother what
Let's do a $100. If I win, you give me $20.
Give me $20.
Fight.
Are you cheating now? He's cheating now. He's cheating now. He's cheating now. He's cheating now
Hate cheaters, bro. I hate cheaters, bro
Bro, he's cheating
Cheating, you're just ass-gain.
I beat every single one of you in this game. That's a fact.
I did it! Yo, yo, runs!
You are the type to fucking cheat, bro.
You are the type to cheat in a video game.
You fucking nerdneck.
You fucking nerdneck, bitch.
And he has my ingest.
I don't play against cheaters, bro.
Sorry, you got scammed. You're not getting paid.
Sorry, bro.
Not paying a cheater, not paying a cheater, not paying a cheater.
Not paying a cheater, bro, sorry, not sorry, dude, leave party, you're a cheater, you know,
all of a sudden start one tapping bro, you're a cheater, you're a dirty, dirty cheater.
Taking advantage of a crippled, bro.
Fucking taking advantage of me.
Let me join a discord call.
Let me join a discord call and tell them what's up.
I'm not a fat sore loser.
You're not, you're not dis, ever disrespecting my calling me a fat sore loser, brother.
Oh, wait, are we not supposed, are we not supposed to be here?
Like us, the guys?
No, no, no.
Right now, this is the three drafts, you know what I mean?
You're in a game if you're busy right now, don't even worry about it.
Everybody's here!
All right, here he is, there he is.
There he is, the little guy's.
You have a call there, eh?
Anyways, you were asking for my performance, Murray?
Yeah.
Oh.
I was scared of pretty good and funny conversations of my friends at City Creek.
I don't think this is the last phrase I'm going to talk about this.
I think there's potential if you learn how to actually play, you know,
it was good. There's potential.
So we're just waiting on a couple of people are waiting for fun, you know,
So key are keys on the way. Oh, so he's never coming. No, no, no. So he's gonna come
So he's gonna go to we waited for we're waiting on
Rob's here, he's just sitting alone case and also sitting alone. What?
Wait, check it out here. Am I still lagging?
Wait everybody's day though. Am I just asked good how is it my clothes gonna fall off?
Look it you're what because
No, does anyone else to get periods like that? We're gonna fall off. No, I feel pain in my ass. Wait, can y'all hear me?
I'm playing like in pale like what is that thing called when you don't have all working limbs?
It's good. Okay
I had a hemorrhoid before too.
I did, I had a hemorrhoid.
Of course.
Say aye if you have one right now.
Aye.
Aye.
Okay.
Aye.
We love Philly beans.
Okay.
Okay.
I got a circumcision at 21.
Aye, okay.
Congrats, UD.
How's that going for you?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Watch to the side.
Just woke up and said, let's make sure rock.
That's makes you rock.
You know what I mean?
So it makes it happen.
You know what I mean?
Honestly, I love that for you, bro.
I already keep waiting.
Welcome back.
Welcome, bro.
Yay!
Hey, who are you, who are you?
Oh, I'm late.
Oh, I'm late.
You take the late.
Only three of the boys are here.
That's crazy.
All the girls are on the run.
Wait, you're back.
Oh, May, oh.
You're here yet?
You can do the draft.
You do know that?
All right.
Because Mari is better than me.
Mari is better than me.
Mari is better than me.
Mari, you think so?
You think so?
You played and you were way better than me.
Oh, really?
You were way better than me.
I don't know where you guys are.
Sha, yo rums.
OK, hold on.
Everybody type one right now.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, what, yo rums!
Robbs! What the fuck do I pay you for? Why the fuck do I pay you to make me have a 30-second-
It's still delayed.
All right, now everybody in the chat, type one.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Okay, it's fixed.
What do you want?
Okay, if you're in your audience
and you can't afford Starling
or you can't afford Wi-Fi,
Hey, they did- they uh, got the option since you can't afford to download the- you can't afford to download!
Shut your bitch ass up you curly-headed nerd net, bitch!
Fuck you bitch, I'll fuck your grandma pussyboy!
I'll fuck your grandma, you dumb little bitch!
You suck! You suck!
Listen, it's either you have a 4 second delay or you lag 24-7, which one do you choose?
Bro, four seconds is different than 30 seconds, dude.
Okay, that's not my fault.
I just checked out the way you were playing.
It got like 30 seconds away.
When I was whipping your ass, it was only $1,000, by the way.
I don't owe you shit. I don't owe you shit, jackass.
I'm gonna fuck you like a jackrabbit, son.
I'm gonna fuck you like a jackrabbit.
I'm gonna fucking pin you against the wall, like this,
and then you're gonna be like, yeah, Lacey, put it in.
And I'm gonna go, like a fucking jackrabbit, son.
Private son?
Hello?
Yay!
Okay!
Am I first?
Yeah, you are first.
You're waiting on Suki.
Oh, Suki!
What the fuck?
Okay.
Hey Drew, I got bad news, brother.
Hey Drew, I got bad news, brother.
Hey Drew, you want the good news or the bad news?
Hey Drew, good news or bad news, son?
What do you want?
What do you want?
The good news or the bad news?
Just give the news, you got to go to OC.
Everybody's here, right? Can you hear me? Hello?
Subj away
Wait, Lays is playing yeah
Lays ascended on ascended peak case arms and see us go pro radio to radio to
Lacey I'll be calling anyone pros. I was ever a pro radio to radio to
I mean, yeah, so we can okay, so we're keeping it at the pick order where it's
It's Asta, then who?
Is it Mari or?
Then Paige?
Okay.
And then, I don't know, wait, whoa, it's okay.
Mari is better than me.
Hey!
Holy shit!
Yugi's got a big ass fucking nose!
Right now they smell true.
You are good at this.
Oh, thank you.
You've been playing games for a while now.
Yugi, Yugi!
Thanks, guys, thank you for lying.
Yugi, you're so humble.
Wait, you think I'm fine?
Thank you, thank you ladies.
Yugi!
Oh my god.
Then ranks were posted in two votes back to.
I just want to say your nose looks smaller today.
Your stomach, you still have three stomachs, buddy.
Well, yes, you are.
You just want to win.
No, you were like a full-time Valo streamer, Brad.
Give me a hand.
I was happy.
I saw.
That's true.
That's true.
We didn't have a choice.
Marry's better.
All right, well, should we flip the coin?
Yeah, you can.
Just flip the coin.
All right, all right.
Flip the coin.
Oh
This is the draft. It's about to start. This is where we're going to go. Austin first pick,
right-match, second pick, Sakura third pick, Mari fourth pick, Valkyrie fifth pick, Sonny
sixth pick, Melis seventh pick, Kite eighth pick. Vali, Barry Vali, Barry Vali. Vali, Vali, Vali.
What did you pick out, Sokie?
Sokie.
Yeah, it's Kat.
All right, all right, all right.
Kat.
All right, are you ready?
All right, you guys ready?
Yeah, one pick.
I think I'm going.
Be honest.
Be honest.
Be honest.
You pick first.
OK, wait.
Could all the guys say their peak ranks again?
The ranks are in the general chat as well.
Radiant two.
Radiant two.
No, no, no.
Sokie is lying.
I think he was ascended before.
I'm just letting you know.
Yeah, I think they lie on one thing.
You don't know me bro. Stop lying on my name.
Luke put me as question mark.
Luke put me as question mark.
Alright.
Luke put me as question mark.
Mark is because no one knows.
Not even I do.
Let me see this rock.
Alright that's the question.
what's iron what's iron I was not iron dude that's our key rank okay I'm on rank
What the fuck is that weak ass pink?
For the vibes?
Okay.
For the vibes!
Your ass is getting set round one!
I'm happy for you, K-POP.
Awesome, we're getting out of the way in five seconds.
That means I can go back to bed and sleep.
How considerate of us, though.
I can go back to Apex and you can go back to sleep.
It's fine. It's great.
Oh, yeah, like, you should be happier on your teeth.
I mean, yeah, I'm just saying we're all right.
All right.
Why the fuck?
No, Lacey, are you happy?
Yeah, I'm mad cloudy over here, bro.
Yeah, I think today's just a bad day.
All right.
OK.
second page um
i'm gonna pick well they always say the most tops people are the best at valorant
well i'm good for this one i don't think that applies to yugi
so i'm gonna pick silky because i think he's good
okay silky don't be so excited hey wooshie calling you chop
Okay, okay, let's not be
Yuki Yuki, what's wrong Yuki?
You want me to switch my opposite you want me?
No
Yuki, you're just like lagging
Yuki, dude!
So laggy
Are you kidding me?
No, Yuki!
Bro, come on bro
I got a fart, oh my god
Yuki, you don't know this is gonna be big
All right, Paige and Suki second team.
Suki seems every excited for that for this tournament.
Let's continue the draft.
Who's next?
All right, Sakura.
OK, I'm going to pick Lay's.
All right, Suki.
All right, Lay.
OK, OK, OK, that's over.
All right, all right, all right.
That's a player.
Lay, why are you quiet?
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Oh, OK, OK.
Yeah.
I think my mic is just far on.
God, let's do it.
How is no one picking me?
I just want to know there was good vibes.
No, no, we're chilling.
We're full chilling.
We're not going to lie.
Good vibes going across from me.
Drafts, all right?
We're drafting for Bob's here.
My mic was far.
Fourth person.
Who's the fourth person, Will?
All right, Mari, go ahead.
Wait.
Hello?
Hi.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Who's left, Vojito?
You guys, UD, which is gold, Archi, iron, E-Rob, bronze,
Lacey, iron plus one hand, but he
has a jump pedal on his leg.
that's pretty sick. And then you have Jason that's planning.
I'm sorry, Jason, I have to pick you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Yes, okay, okay, okay. Wait, so if I win, what do I get?
You get a performance out of me.
Okay, nice.
Yeah, what is the winner dad, Jason?
Bro, you could do $1,000. Come on.
Guitar you can do a hundred get it each
Yo, why am I getting slept on?
You know, I was not gonna pick you I was not gonna pick you so key. I know you wanted me to pick you
It's fine. No, I'm happy with my teammate cuz I know we're gonna win
Okay, I'm going to be on page.
Page is boosted.
Wait, who's here am I going to be on?
I was told he's good, but okay.
Ray, Ray, Ray.
No, it's Sunny.
I was going to pick Jason, but he's gone.
He's actually so good.
Sorry.
Okay, best on this list is Yugi or...
Wait, Archie, your iron?
Is that true?
Yeah.
What's your rank?
I'm I'm so I'm so you lie. You
You lie about your rank, bro. This isn't fair
What
Mortal is that really what is it like a trade system?
You don't even know
No, right. I'm gonna be honest. I'm not that good as they're saying I literally I'm really not that good
I don't want to sell your thing because you know, I mean they're gonna say I sold you on purpose. I promise you
I'm not that good
I ain't that good.
Yeah, sounds like you wanna be my team.
You're not to be on my team!
You're not to be on your team, right?
I'm not gonna be on my team!
I'm not gonna be on my team!
I'm not gonna be on my team!
You're nice.
Go ahead, you big crying fucking asshole.
Why are you yelling at me?
You're screaming at me.
What did I do?
What did I do?
No, choose who you think is best.
I'm picking Arcee.
Ooh.
Let's lock in.
Let's get him.
Let's lock in.
How am I not hip-hop?
Okay, okay.
I'm actually talented.
Here we go.
sunny checker okay who's left we've got
sunny good chat a sunny good
you can't see you Rob oh wow this is a
oh wow you be racy and you Rob
we're not doing trade um what did you say
lacy has he has a he has a pedal what is that
there's a pedal that you can use to
jump with his foot because his hands
because his hand's broken oh my god okay that's just sabotage like what is that even
i have foot pedals so i can reach the buttons yeah jumping is gonna help me a lot all right
in that case give me e-rob oh that's okay that's worse that's worse
give me e-rob not last pick let's go
No disrespect is dead ass getting to me now disrespect is dead ass getting to me now, bro
Okay, okay
No friends and they can destroy my brother
Disrespect is dead to me now, bro
I'm off
Yeah, I heard about me y'all know
Surely I don't get picked
I can't at least see
Yes
Is this a petal?
Yes
Oh
I already did
Oh
What?
Yo
What?
You know, maybe it's maybe it works, it does it does it will work
I'm happy. I'm ecstatic. I'm a big
Kylie. Let's go. Let's go, man.
Come on.
Kylie, are you happy with your
hair?
Yeah.
You can be last pick.
Yeah.
Well, I don't want to end up with
a waist.
Wait, why are you chilling?
It's a bad thing.
You think I care?
You think I care about being last
pick, Lacey?
You think I care right now?
I'm happy.
I'm ecstatic.
I'm a big Kylie, Steve.
Let's go.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, he too big, he lied about his rank.
Come on, come on.
He's good.
Yeah, I think you're good.
Oh, so it's just a fucking rig tournament.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Yo, I'm not trolling.
I am done pooling up to tournaments where people lie about their rank.
It is a fucking waste of time.
It is a waste of time.
Yugi is not gold!
You can kind of decide between yourselves
for the first game, like Hedger Tails, who
gets Attack or Defense.
Whoever loses the coin flip for Attack or Defense
gets a map pick and then site pick.
So you just play a full competitive game normally.
Like you just set up a custom map, whatever, competitive,
and you only go to one site, and that's it.
Wait, it's not a skirmish?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, yeah, he's going to shuffle it right now.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yeah, yeah, I'm shuffling right now.
Are you going to speak to her?
Yo. I'm on my phone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you busy right now?
Like, you can just drive me to a coffee,
just me and you touch it.
If you try to leave my team,
I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
No.
Aw, Paige, it'll be okay.
He won't leave you.
I think he thinks you're amazing, Paige.
Yeah, no, I should.
I think he wants me to pass away.
No, I don't think that.
I don't want to go that far.
No, I think he wants me to pass away,
but I don't even know why.
I'm good at valorant.
No, I don't think it's anything like that.
He just probably doesn't want to be on your team.
Wait, Lacey, how did you injure your arm?
How'd I injure my arm?
I got in a fight.
Oh, yeah, how is your therapy? It was good. Actually, it was good. Maybe realize a lot about like
Did you cry? No, I didn't cry
But yeah, I got into a fight like a street fights and do put up on me
Yeah, I brought my wrist, but he burnt like his rib cage is is a pectoral in into arm
So he's what I heard is it me? I heard it was about food
Wait, was he fighting for like McDonald's?
Alright, no, I went to pick up a fork and my arm got caught in my jacket and it bent all the way back and broke.
Okay.
Aww.
Aww.
Well, I'm sorry that happened. I hope it heals fast.
Thank you, thank you.
Get well soon.
Thank you.
I never broke in like a bone or anything like that.
Knock on wood.
I'm broken on leg.
I'm sorry.
I'll knock.
Hey.
Yo Chat.
that is my teammate good?
Like is my teammate better than me or no?
Is my teammate better than me?
Wait, she is?
Is she better than Kaide?
Her name's Mealy, Mealy.
Does she have like Valorant clips?
better than you that's not true you he's a cheater bro he's better than me
guys, guys, guys, guys,
fine, I'll be on Kyde scene.
I mean, damn, bro.
It's not, it's not, listen, it's not, you be small that, like,
Arke and Lacey got picked before him, you know?
Like, how was that, how was that my fault?
That was the last pick.
That was the last pick.
That was the last pick before they got picked before me.
The rank was there.
We had Lacey, Lacey's unranked.
They chose Lacey unranked before me.
Cuz you lie about your rank.
I'm gold.
I'm gold.
Gold was there though.
So put it on God, you peaked gold.
Oh no.
Okay.
You're gonna have to be a scraper.
No.
Oh.
Arky, Arky, do you hate me winning?
Do you hate me winning?
Do you hate me winning?
Wait, wait, there was a screenshot.
There is a screenshot.
Wait, wait.
Arky, Arky, Arky.
I don't want to say, I don't want to say.
Where is this great son?
The side bar, the side bar.
The side bar.
Right, top of the bar.
Immortal.
Yugi.
Yo, Yugi, bro.
Immortal?
Kidding me.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Not, deque him, bro.
Deque him from a journey, deque him.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, Jason, did you ask for, did you ask for peak or current?
You
Know
I wasn't my fault!
No, it wasn't your fault!
What's everybody's peak rank?
Write your peak rank in general a little bit, just so we have it.
No way, dude!
You're a liar!
Wait, but peak rank doesn't even matter if you got that shit such a long time ago.
Wait, what?!
I never did anything.
Nigga!
Have me out, niggas don't want to see me win, clearly!
But how am I gonna win?
Have-
Nigga, where are you exploding?!
You never want to see me win!
Joey!
You don't have to yell, dude.
You don't have to yell, bro.
Yugi.
It's yours.
I got immortal three years ago.
I got immortal three years ago.
Well, three years ago.
Three years.
Immortal three?
Three years ago.
Yeah, you shouldn't even be in the tourney, honestly.
No, immortal one.
Three years ago.
Three years ago.
Three years ago.
Three years ago.
Three years ago.
Hey, we're just gonna run through it.
Don't reject it! Don't reject it! Don't reject it, bro!
Wait, you guys ready? We're just gonna run through it.
All right, Asta, do you want to change your pick?
Asta!
Asta, do you want to change your pick? Yes or no?
No.
Okay.
Aww.
Aww.
Paige, do you want to change your pick?
Paige?
Paris.
Why would I change my pick?
Um, of course not.
Silky!
Oh, let's go, J-Files.
No, I'm good. Okay, Mari do you want to change your dick?
like you know like I don't know he is not above nobody's gonna change their picks bro
you don't attract me then fuck you
I don't want it to be fucked me so uh I guess you're still um on my team
hey Ray do you want to switch me yeah Ray do you want to switch or do you want to stick with
Well, I'm very confident, guys.
Sunny, do you want to switch from E-Rub?
No, give me E-Rub.
Okay.
Kaylee, do you want to switch?
I'm good.
I'll be the one to switch.
Hi!
I want to put some parking in my head.
Thank you, Yugi, for that.
I hate you, Yugi.
Oh, my God.
Damn.
Okay.
Okay, well, uh, or is it 60? Okay, 60 is sharing the screen if you guys want to look. He's gonna randomize it now
What is the point of this tournament, bro? It's just like yeah, like it's not even we're playing. It's the guarantee to win
And I'm out first round
One more time one more time
Lays is like really good at Val
No, we did three.
We did three.
No, that was three.
No, no, no, no, no, we got fucking.
Okay.
All right.
And then everyone understands what to do for games.
Flip the coin with whoever you're versing, whatever team you're versing,
and then whoever wins the coin can choose Attack or Defender,
and then the other team chooses NAP and what site you guys go to for the full game.
Oh my god.
One site for the whole game?
Yeah.
2v2 we don't want to split like attackers and everything and then we didn't want to do
us with play either because then you only get one chance if you get four road, you know
there's an offensive and you can use any gun, like an awp, oh my god, that would be, no I'm serious, I'd be an awp
what if you go cave and see long and someone just holds off
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, Silkie, you're not even winning.
You should be agreeing on this one.
You should be agreeing on this one.
Bro, why is the first seed versus the fucking eighth?
Jason is the worst tournament hosted history!
You can get Matt picked, but you should be agreeing on the site pick, then, just to make it more fun.
Obviously, don't pick C, Haven, because that's kind of annoying for the camera, you know?
It's not fun, but like short going up A on Haybin is more fun probably.
So like Haybin, like pick A site, you know.
Okay.
Well, you might need to be in each individual call.
All the players case on listening.
I'm not going to lie.
Let's redo this.
No, no, let's reach up individual calls.
Everybody.
Yes.
Get into college, whoever you're versing, and then you guys just figure out
your custom lobbies.
Wait, am I still team 4?
Do you need high quality in here?
I don't even know what team we are.
Yeah, I forgot my number.
It's in general chat.
Oh, okay. General chat.
You're team 4, Maury.
Okay, thank you so much, Lohito. Thank you, thank you.
Oh, do you know what team I am?
G-fucking G, bro. Where's my teammate at?
Hello?
Hello!
Hey, how you doing?
I'm doing good.
good to win. How do I say your name? It's Maley. Maley. Okay. Maley. Okay. Okay. I'm
going to be completely honest. I have maybe five hours on Ballerina played. Okay. But
do you is how good are you? I'm a send in right now. I play this game pretty much.
Wait, ascending is the best, no?
No.
Well, radiant's the best.
Okay.
But that ascending, that's really good.
We got this, okay?
I believe it is.
I think reversing, reversing Sakura and Lay's first.
I don't know if, can Lay's, is Lay's good?
Yeah, Lay's got added last minute today and he's also ascending.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
He's also ascending.
But wait, how, can you explain to me what your setup is like?
Yeah, so I actually have a fractured wrist, so I'm going to be using WASD with my fingers
and then I have a crouch on a foot pedal and jump on a foot pedal.
Okay, this should be fine.
Yeah.
This should be fine.
I think, I think, I hope.
Do I have to add you?
Yeah.
Hold on, hold on.
Yeah, you can you know your tag my tag
My tag is are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. It's ton Z
Hashtag one five two four
Okay, I'm sorry one more time ton to end capital Z
Hashtag 1524
What's your name on Valerie just mainly okay, that's a weiner I had to do I had to do I had
Okay.
Okay.
I'm telling you right on in this trap, they're thinking I'm like, they think I'm bad, I'm
not that bad.
Is this good chat?
Should I buy this?
No?
Oh, okay.
Wait, are we allowed to use powers?
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure you are.
All right. So what are the rules? We're not allowed to use ops.
Yeah, not allowed to use Odin.
They never said that. I don't think they've said that.
So just no ops and you and you have to go to a certain site they said
Yeah, and then just pick one site of the map and then we just have to go there the whole time
Oh, yeah, okay, I'm trying to add
I had to grow.
Wait, I think I have her added.
I have her added too.
Okay.
Wait, so Jack, what am I going to struggle with the most here?
Because you guys are all saying it first round, it first round, it first round, it first round, it first round.
Hello.
Hello?
Hello.
Wait, how do we pick again?
Can you hear me?
We what map are we doing I forgot what they said to do
I'm not going to I was not I think we're doing a bind I believe
I think it's fucking ass wait mine is too we're doing bind I believe
we like switch the server oh she's in a game chat
hello hello hello you might have to set it in your server
or sorry in your settings is Texas okay I have an idea yeah I feel like this is I
have an idea have an idea have an idea call Ron um calling Ron do we all want to
decide on a map or are we gonna coin flip that's a coin toss for yeah they
wanted a coin flip I have no like map or anything preference so we all do okay
Yeah, I don't know there
He's not even answering is there a new map
Think Corode was the newest one I don't know Corode dude, let's do what you know
V for team check. How does it for party check?
Hello, so a sense back, you know, I said
Fracture fucking body dude ice fox
I need a big favor, but I need a big favor in approximately 10 minutes, I need you to
to call these and tell them you need to go IRL for something.
Thank you, Ron.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
WShat.
W Strat, isn't Lay's playing with you? Yeah, exactly. So if he, oh, wait, I don't know.
What's the difference? Okay, wait, I thought, I thought that it doesn't change. We were
attack or defense the whole time.
12 rounds in.
So it's like if it's best of 13 or if sorry, first to 13, then like after 12 rounds, there's one.
Okay, let's do, let's do, let's do whatever you think, whatever you think.
Defense is easier sometimes.
Okay, okay, let's do whatever you think, whatever you think.
Okay, but I think they get to pick it. No, I don't know.
Um, chat, defense or attack?
Defense or attack? What do you guys, what do you guys want?
Okay.
No, no, no, I want to defend. I want to defend. I want to defend. I want to defend. I want
to defend. I want to defend. We want, we got, we choose defense. We choose defense. We choose
defense.
Oh, you're not talking a game by the way.
I need to use the restroom.
Okay, tell them we choose defense.
Tell them we choose defense.
I think they choose it.
Well, no, I thought we got to pick.
I don't think we can do it.
I thought it was slip of coin that we get to pick.
Um, we picked it kind of weird.
Because they didn't want, they didn't care about maps,
so I just said a sense.
Technically, I picked a map, so they get to pick attack or defense.
It's okay, attack is easy too.
Attack is easy.
Alright chat, chat back me up.
Oh, we get to pick the map in the site.
Oh, okay, so we get to pick the site. Okay, that's good. That's good. We need to pick
low key B.
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's do it. I'm ready
for a
No, let's pick
Let's pick B. Okay, because A has a heaven so then I don't want you to have to
like
change your aim too much. I'm telling you this right now, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe,
I'm telling you this right now, maybe you do not have to worry about me. I'm a born natural gamer.
All right, check predicts out go vote
Also, I have a secret I have a secret strategy
Okay, I think we're going to...
Okay, on the one side, I think we're going to read... or, wait, is that how it works?
Oh, we're going to... B site, okay?
Yeah, that's a B site, that's a B site, yeah, yeah.
We're going to do B. Do you guys... do I need cheats on here?
Cheats?
Um, I don't know.
No, right? Because we're just going to do like, just the default buys and stuff.
Yeah Chad, the Wi-Fi is like genuinely terrible, I don't know what to do with the Wi-Fi.
I'm gonna be lagging my ass off.
Alright, let's do this, let's do this thing, come on.
Are you ready?
I'm so ready.
Oh, look, what character should I be?
Ooh, do you have a, have you played any?
Oh, I know how to play Reyna, but is Reyna good in 2v2?
Yeah, let's play Reyna, let's do Reyna Phoenix.
Okay, perfect. I think so. All righty, good luck.
Oh, it's ripped. I'm lagging. Oh, no.
Wait, how am I going to get to my powers?
Um, oh, yeah.
I'll figure it out, I'll figure it out, it's okay.
It's okay, you don't need any powers, just shoot, you're good.
So you have to do it.
Okay.
Oh, I'm so hyped.
Everybody's doubting me right now, and I love being the underdog,
I'm telling you right now, we are going to win this tournament.
Here we go.
All this for some radion, eh?
He's mad.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Do I buy or no?
Uh, buy a ghost or something.
Or I don't know.
Buy whatever you want.
I think it's only the mains.
I'm pretty sure it's only mains.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, so I have, I have fire things.
walk in my fire things you'll get hurt got it got it got it I'm gonna use the
wall to so okay look the map I'm gonna wall like this and then we're gonna go
there go on the lane right there okay her fire heals you my fire heals me but
it'll hurt you
Oh, what spy down B the girls back here and then Lisa's on site
You can wait out this move
One enemy remaining
No
My bad my bad. That's okay. It's okay. Okay. I thought both of them would be on site
Wait, so do I buy now or no?
Um, I think, so we could force if you want or we could save.
No, let's save.
I'm down to force.
Oh, force is good.
Okay, I'm down to save.
Okay, I'm down to save.
Okay, I'm down to save.
Okay, I'm down to save.
Okay, let's force.
Okay, let's save.
Okay.
Okay.
Maybe we wait out these shocks, aren't we?
Wait, so we have to push B every time on them?
Yeah.
Can I push through mid to B or no?
I don't think so. I don't think that's allowed.
Nice. Oh.
I don't know. I'm dodging. Sorry. OK.
We're saying I can.
One enemy remaining.
Are you ready? I'm going to flash and then we go. OK.
Oh, he peeps. He peeps.
Spike down B.
What is that?
Bitch! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Let's fucking go!
Good shit!
Okay, did we buy?
Now we buy now buy buy the best guns
I'm gonna go from inside. I'm gonna go from it. Okay
Okay, they said it is allowed by the way. We're not doing that, but they just said that it was a lot
Wait, you told them in the game chat that well, no, I said we're not doing that though
But you can you can do anyway. They just said those a lot. Let's get the advantage. I
Think we both go man. No, no, no, they're gonna know now. They're gonna know now
now I'm gonna go mid. I'm so down, so smart.
Yep, they're on it. Dead.
Nice.
He's on site.
I'm gonna try to blind him.
Cutting their vision.
Should we both be back here or no?
Yeah, this is fine.
Nice! Nice! Nice!
Nice!
Okay, I think now...
I have ult, so I'm just gonna ult in.
Hopefully kill both of them
So underdog story
You all tell me I'm gonna go be right away. Okay. Okay, like the way Phoenix
Last player standing
Nice I hit her for 40. I hit her for 40. She was mid
Oh, my God, it's everyone your hearts are bound.
How did we forget this fight?
Oh, I forgot to explain.
Oh, I forgot to spray it.
That's fine, I got it.
OK, OK.
I can farm my ult if I play it.
Well, you have ult?
No, no, no.
I get it in, like, probably next round, hopefully.
Stop spraying?
Fine, you're doing good.
What a shot, babe.
Watch your eyes.
Careful now
He's joining
Go it up
What's your eyes cutting division never that was dropping
One enemy remaining secure in balcony Aaron and whatever that's called
I
Let's go
We're cooking.
I'm gonna push me this out okay right away. I'm gonna kill the Korean maid trust me take
I tried to do this.
Watch this.
Come on, let's go!
Oh no, I might be dead.
Last player standing.
He's spiked down.
He's on the bomb.
On spike.
Oh, he's over this way, he's going to get impatient like oh he's on the spike yeah
Wow.
Thank you.
love for two I have my all the what is my all view what is my all view it heals
you when you get a kill and it lets you dismiss and I should I use it here yeah
if you want go crazy you can give me bomb if you want okay let's go
they might flash this
I think we go mid together and then go side.
This is creepy.
Sakura always goes mid, so she's gonna be right here.
Careful now
Watch your eyes
Hey, they just post
You might need to see I'm going around for a flank
Okay
Right here in the flank. It's got my ingest so back to sell
Get across
Look your enemy in the eye it helps with accuracy
Ron call do we start mid again, and then just double back
might be of me now. What's your eyes? Nowhere to run.
Last player standing. Oh, spike down B.
you feel first and then we push
I can't see shit on it.
Keep putting that stupid fucking bubble there.
come on let's go
flash
okay one's on site and one is on later
whoa I mean
going up
flawless
wow
she's locked in you won't be serious bro we got this it's fine we got this
leave oh no I have no money oh I have no money do you want to save
hmm yeah that's okay we save and then the next round will full buy
Oh my god, they just keep putting that fucking bubble down.
What is that?
I just got hit.
Yeah, we can wait for the bubble to go away.
Clouded!
He's at top.
last round in the half okay now I'm done okay I have an idea let's try
Midigan we'll go all the way up and then over there
also next half this should be easier yeah we're defending right yeah the
Defenses easier on this map. I get what I want
Last player standing, but he's right there close
Like he's just too good to be in this tournament right okay, Jason you suck as a whole
Switching sides.
So we can win this, we can win this, we can win this.
I should have cleared that.
This dude leaves as soon as Rod ends he gets on fucking Valorant and plays till 5am!
And Jason just lets him in as a fucking last round draft pick!
You wanna play aggressive? You wanna peak them?
Uh, should we? What do you think?
Um...
I'm down for either. They might not expect us to...
Okay, I'm down to try it, I'm down to try it.
Okay.
If you're gonna kill just dismiss away, okay, just dismiss yeah, it should be your E
Let the way Phoenix
He's there is there knows
No, what's funny?
He bought a shield.
Oh, I almost got him.
Oh, so close.
I didn't expect him to have a shield.
Oh.
Oh, I almost got him.
Oh, so close.
Okay, wait, what do I, what do I, should I buy here a Spectre or save again?
Um, I think we should buy.
Okay. I'm gonna go with...
I'm gonna get a Spectre.
I'm not even holding this. I'm gonna wait till he walks through the door.
Okay, they're just throwing off me. Yeah.
We might be going through mid I don't know
I don't know what's going on.
What the fuck is that?
I didn't think that they would.
I didn't even wait that long either.
Yeah.
They took a little way too long.
Maybe they went so far.
Like that's fucking crazy.
I'm making a play, I'm making a lacy play.
Coward.
Okay.
One enemy remaining.
Nice.
Okay. Good job. Good job. Good job. We got a round. Okay. I have a shotgun. I'm just
going to run in on him. Okay. Okay. Do you want not a shotgun? I can buy you. I can
sell. I can't. No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I'm using the judge. I can spray with
this gun, right? Yeah, just spam it. Well, you can't hold it, but spam it. Yeah, yeah,
Maybe I can bake them out so they walk out into you.
No, no, no.
I'm just gonna run at them or should I wait till they come closer?
Yeah, I might be too far.
You can wait.
Did he just one-tap me through the fire?
No, he just threw the smoke.
One enemy remaining, uh.
Damn.
Their lives are so meaningless.
Marcus will give them to me.
I thought you were good, brother.
I'm not even ranked.
What do you mean I thought you were good?
I'm the lowest rank in the tournament and I'm using a foot pedal to crouch
Oh no, wait, you hear me right now. Oh, it's up there. Oh, they got me
Hold in this angle right here one enemy remaining
Good job. Okay. Hold on a minute. We got this. We got this. We got this. Wait, what does it
go to? 13. Okay. Okay. So we can we can win. We just need seven more rounds. Okay. I think
Kind of like the angels like this right here. Yeah, we're doing good. We're doing good
I got reviewed
I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on.
Here we are, we are here, we are here, we can both play here.
And here?
Yeah.
Because they have to come here.
Do I hold it or wait for them to come play it?
You can hold this side or you can wait, it doesn't.
I'm just going to get one second.
Either way it's fine.
I'm cutting their vision.
What does that even do?
Just blinds them.
One enemy remaining.
Spike down B.
seconds left nice nice home they took so long why do they have so much patience
stay alive I want their life not yours I feel like they're gonna try to change it
up and go meet here. Yeah, I agree. I mean, we could just stay here and hold the whole
time because they have to push this the plant but that might be a little boring
yeah
nice
come on let's go
one enemy remaining oh good shit there can only be one hero
They don't have a single life worth saving.
We come back.
Wait, is 1st at 12?
Yes.
Or, no, 1st at 13.
Okay.
Okay.
We can do this.
We can.
I'm going to blind him when he peeks.
Once mid, once mid, once mid.
I think maybe I don't know that they they put like some like cloudy shit on mid in the back.
Going up.
I hit him 110, 110.
I don't know how I didn't kill him.
You went all the way around.
Oh, no.
No.
Nice.
Let's go.
The enemy only looks composed.
They had a different story.
We did it.
We were winning this.
We're winning this.
We are yes
In for head I do but then when I hold when I shoot the gun it like drags it down. It's not me doing it
I swear it drags the gun down for me
Wait
Oh, I think we're almost there.
We don't know where they are. Let's just hold.
From here? Yeah.
I'm gonna hold this angle right here. Maybe this is my good angle to hold, actually. I don't know.
There it is. It is.
I'll hold your other side.
I
Should he knows where I'm at he's on me with the drone should I move
Last player standing
Oh
Spike planted
Looking if I didn't blind myself I think I killed them match point
The MVP is mine! Let's do this!
What are you doing, bro? I don't play this game!
I don't know what I'm doing! That's the fucking point!
I have my ultimate ability.
Sakura plays it! This is Sakura's main game! And Blaze is fucking ascended 3!
What do you mean? What am I doing?
I'm playing against people who have thousands of hours! I have 10!
they put a cloudy thing
it's just it's both of them
is it over? It's over. It's over. Our first round exits. Our first round exits. Oh, no.
And they, I didn't realize they were going to play that, um, theory.
Thank you.
GG's, guys!
GG's!
You guys played well.
GG. GG. GG.
Yeah, I'm never playing another GCW tournament in my life.
Never playing another GCW tournament in my life.
everyone. And we tried, we tried. We actually almost had them. I'm very surprised. Any,
I feel like any other team besides them, and Kai they seem, I think we would have beat.
I think we would have beat. Yeah, that's true. That's very true. All right, we probably should
have, I probably should have like, slowed down a little bit on attack. I kind of just
I'm gonna run after him.
Hi, Keith.
It happens.
It's okay.
Well, thank you for playing.
Sorry I didn't play better.
No, you played well.
You played well, Lacey.
I'm gonna get off the screen.
Especially with your arm or your wrist.
Yeah, thank you.
Sorry about that.
Maybe next time.
Maybe next time.
It was nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Bye.
Have a good day.
Bye.
Like...
I can't, bro, I can't, bro, I actually can't, like I'm just confused, I'm genuinely confused,
I'm genuinely confused.
I'm genuinely fucking confused.
Why am I in the same lobby
as someone with fucking 10,000 hours played on a game?
Now my content for today is done
when Lays should be holding a fucking camera.
I can't lose this.
Okay.
Oh, they went 13, 9, like, okay, okay.
No, I'm going to get Jason.
I'm going to get Jason an award.
Exactly why I can't lose this.
I'm going to get Jason.
Let's get this shit going.
I'm going to give Jason an award.
Congratulations, CUN.
I can't even type in a chat, bro.
What is going on, bro?
Why can't I not type in a chat?
I can't type in a chat.
update 7 TV. How do I do that?
Just breathe. No, I can't breathe, bro. Because here's the thing. I've I hosted a streamer
tournament and I made sure the teams were pinpoint fair and it was the best tournament
that was hosted.
But then, but every streamer tournament that I'm getting invited to, streamers are coming
in and lying about their skill, just lying, pure lying about their rank, lying about their
skill and then they get paired up with someone good and then my entertainment and my content
is ruined.
Laze wasn't even supposed to be in a fucking tournament.
And all of a sudden I'm going against him.
He's a draft pick that's an Ascendant.
Since when is the draft pick putting up 20 and 5 carry in the captain?
And I played for 8 hours.
I have 8 hours on the game.
How many hours does Laze have on the game?
Fucking 30 minute tournament bro a 30 minute fucking tournament bro
And I can't even type in chats.
I can't even type in chats and I don't know why.
I can't even type in chats and I don't fucking know why.
Why can't I not type in chats, bro?
How do I update my 7 TV?
How?
How do I do it?
Turn it off, but then I'm not going to be able to see evos.
Got it.
Adds a crow.
Add extension.
Okay, it's working now.
It's working now.
I'm not a sped, bro.
I thought I was going to be playing this tournament for like three or four hours.
We're going to be crazy good.
Oh god.
Fuck you.
They're going to do us how we can send you.
Chatterley, fuck you.
No, okay. No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Okay. Oh
He has a jump out that's what someone said now. I mean, I didn't even know
Lacey what happened, bro, Lacey what happened, bro
Lacey bear you got first rounded white
No, bro
I didn't even know the map.
Tenly, fuck you.
Brace my onions, huh?
Yo, brother, brother,
when I say this, I mean it.
Never host a tournament again.
Never host a fucking tournament again.
From the bottom of my heart, never.
How the fuck do I have
four hours on a video game
and I'm going up against
two ascendants?
How, Jay? How?
Make that make sense to me?
I got one arm, and I'm going against two of the sentence.
Lays got thousands of hours.
He's one tapping me through walls.
He should be holding a fucking camera.
And then you get Yugi, who lied about his rank with the best player.
You might as well not even have a tournament.
You suck.
that's me. That's calm. Calm.
Breeze
What is this?
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
What are you doing?
Yo, yo can you join my call?
Join my call, I haven't actually said you a question.
Join my call, I gotta say you a question.
And you won't join my call, and you won't join my call.
Yeah, bro.
Hey, let's see you, G-Chat.
see the gold player. Yeah, let's see the gold player play. Shall
we? Shall we see the gold player play? Okay, the nine. Okay.
See that? Yeah, I have a key. We go all around for shower.
Isolate Arky. We kill Arky. Call it a day. I think Arky's
back side. I think we should let's walk up. Oh, shit. I look
you left me on the bitch. You're good. You're good. I have
40 seconds to the next side.
Oh, that's nice.
OK, one back side and one's like the left.
Oh, yeah, that's a good player for sure.
One tap in the captain.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Nice, Jason.
Yeah, well, you're looking clean as fuck.
Nice, Jason.
I'm only 50 seconds.
You got the best player in the tournament
playing with the second best player in the tournament.
Woo!
JTW for the win, man!
Woo!
Woo!
I'll find you.
30 seconds left.
I have the spike.
Be going, lambs, or busts.
Woo!
Nice.
Runny!
Oh, my god.
You're actually, you're very nuts.
Audio, oh my god.
What?
You're actually, you're already, no, you weren't looking good.
You were, you were looking good.
What is going on?
What the hell?
The best, the best gold player I've ever seen.
Initiators look like a hack.
Hi-day in Yu-Gi.
Person's R.T. in Ray.
Because that's where Ray's playing, and then...
gold player I've ever seen you listen this wasn't even your bracket your shit
actually it was you didn't lose today why you complaining bro it isn't your
bracket actually I don't know why you're mad at this bro you got redrafted to the
same team what did what can I do yeah what Lacey what do you want me to do
We redrafted twice and you got a lot of team to never host another
After they knew Yugi was not cool
That's what I want
So
The only way to fix this is me making the teams pre-hand like
already drafted the teams myself
That? Not fun.
Okay. Oh, I dropped the teams as even. Oh, no draft.
Shut up!
Fuck you, bitch!
Shut up, I don't even want to hear you!
When I had my Fortnite tournament, I pre-did the teams and look how good that turned out.
Look how good that turned out, because I knew everyone's skill!
But you just let these motherfuckers lie about their skill.
I'm about to go throw their gloves in his face.
I'm about to go throw their fucking gloves in his face.
No way my earring just fell out, bro.
I don't even think I have a cameraman, dude.
I don't even think I have a cameraman.
No!
Wait, just, just here.
He's here.
Where you at? Can you come camera man for me? Huh? You come camera man. Yeah, okay.
I took the brace off and everything, bro.
I took the brace off and everything, bro.
I really gave it my all out there, dude.
got to grace off and everything.
We told you to find an assistant.
This shit with Drew is slowing down streams.
Go on, everything I love.
If you guys think that Laze is making it through
the next round of the tournament without the internet being shut off you are on
drugs I don't give a fuck I'm fully turned his internet off I do not care
his internet is getting turned off me around I mean I I like just keeping a
real real I'm fully turning his shit off
maybe
you won't watch me watch me watch me watch me therapy with the waste time fuck
Fuck that, bro. Fuck that, bro. I don't care. I don't care, dude. I don't care anymore. I don't care.
That therapy, you want to know what it fucking taught me? It taught me how to be a demon. That's what it taught me.
It taught me how to be a fucking demon is what it taught.
That's what it taught me. It taught me not to hold back anymore. I'm not holding back my words anymore, bro.
Is it ready, Drew?
What are you about to do?
I'm about to go IRL.
No, I'm not one of that.
Why are you saying you're a real demon?
Because I'm a real fucking demon.
Yeah, but what are you going to do?
You want to turn laser Wi-Fi off when he's in the middle of the game.
You actually couldn't do that.
I'm going to do that.
Oh, they're trying to...
So you're going to knock over this car?
Yes, I'm pushing this car like over.
Yeah, I saw that.
Is he in the middle of a game right now?
Right.
Like what?
Ah, I think it's good.
But Ron, can you see it on 2k?
Because I started it and it said,
no receivable rule, receiver or Reynolds.
He said, yes, they aren't playing yet.
I'm going to show you more for the love of Jason's face.
Where was that?
Where the fuck he was at?
Hey, no!
Hello?
Is he streaming?
Yeah.
Hello?
Is he streaming?
Yeah.
I don't want to fucking be crowd on a fucking box.
Yo, what the fuck?
Are you still here?
No, we'll be on the side of the text.
Lucky Ray, good blast!
Oh, that was not a bad statement.
Yo, bro. Yo, bro.
Put that bitches on.
Oh my god, bro. What are you doing, bro?
Put that bitches on.
No, Lacey, Lacey, what do you want me to do, bro?
Who lost?
13-9, I was hiding that back.
Lacey's the best player in the tournament.
Yes, he is.
You added the best player in the tournament?
Literally shit!
You added the best player in the tournament
an hour before the tournament?
Oh my god.
An hour before it started?
Your teammates extended three.
You didn't tell anybody what his peak rank was!
So he got third pick, drafted to a good team.
Sakura is gold fucking nothing.
She's not good at it.
It's a matter of the laces, 22 and three, it doesn't matter.
What do you want me to do, bro?
What do you want me to do?
What's your third pose on?
When I'm healthy and I want my ones.
When I'm healthy, I want my ones, son.
Yeah, son!
Yeah, uh, yeah.
I don't even know where you moved your starlet to.
Because it was on that dirt patch, but now you're not allowed to put it in your step on it.
Uh, who says you a mouth of a what?
Says who?
Uh, the people that work at the house.
Guess what? I'm the house owner.
Brother, you do not own the house.
How am I getting wet?
Where's that weak ass Starlink at?
It was in the dirt.
I'm thinking it's behind the house.
Let's go to the right.
You know those rattlesnakes back here?
I'm gonna give a fuck.
Come on, rattlesnake.
Oh, looks like a rattlesnake.
My chew lays.
Ethernet wire.
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
This little light.
No, no.
It's not that.
It's not.
Let's shut up.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Sounded like it.
Dude, we can just get wife out of this, no?
No, it's really...
What's your story again?
Right there, I see it.
I'm by the yellow dock.
Good looking fucking service dumbass.
Good looking satellite connected to the sky.
Fucking starlings in the dirt, ladies, fuck you, buddy.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
matter of fact we're Jason's time to matter of fact we're Jason Starley
you don't want to mess with his matter of fact we're Jason Starley my answer
break your whole set is not worth it
yeah
quick as I was in history say what you want to do I got no content left I mean
So we just run
Fucking might as well. I already lost to Jason told me oh, it's probably like three to six
That's what he does he does hour before tournament starts. He adds lace to the tournament. Oh
Bro, he went 23 and five
Yes, I just turned a starlink off
Where's Jason Starling?
In the backyard. Bro, it's not worth it.
He's gonna literally destroy everything in your fucking room.
Oh, he's not.
Yes, he is. He's an actual real demon.
I'm a real demon.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
If you were a real demon, you'd go smash your set up in a baseball bat.
I want to talk the waves.
I'm gonna destroy everybody's fucking Starling golf.
I feel like I haven't seen Ron in days, bro.
I don't know why.
Like what? Are you crazy?
Be honest with me, bro.
What?
Take a minute.
You can come in.
Be honest with me, bro.
How many hours you got to valorate?
I don't know how to check.
A lot?
Can I check?
Yeah, I don't know how.
You can check.
How do I check? How do I check?
How do I check?
I'm not a fake demon, bro.
It's definitely like a valorant tractor, you know.
Oh yeah, I could probably pull that out.
Tracker.gg?
This is actually a sick ass room, but I can't even fucking hate.
Really?
Yes.
Thanks.
I have a painting coming about the bed.
Let's see, should we get some of this room?
How do you know which one's yours?
I mean this act I only have two hours all time hours not competitive this season
all acts that's competitive under two thousand hours in competitive I mean I
really play the other shit well actually death match in TDM let me see
like premiere 12 hours but there's no but premier though I probably feel like
two matches on premier you have two thousand hours played two thousand
hours play time yeah how much it on rated unrated 19 hours but that's like
cap I don't even play I have 25 wins and 17 losses what's your ranking
competitive I'm gonna send it I'm gonna send it to right now you
have four thousand matches of valorant bro yeah in chapter three fortnight the
game was asked so that's when I switched and I played Val all day every day
instead of Fortnite. On God. It's 2020. It's 2020. That's the last time I hard grinded
the game. Chapter three is ass. You know chapter three is ass. Fuck! Oh fuck! Yeah. Fuck! Why
do you not fucking... I fucking hate the gym! I fucking hate the gym! Who puts weights in
the middle of the room? I thought I was in the stream for a second. I think I just broke
my ankle. That shit hurts every time. Were you actually... that was after you? Did you
shooting. Are you Val? Yes. You're nice. I'm not bad. Especially with the
foot controller. I got you played good. I don't think you're gonna play good.
I thought we were gonna sweep you guys. I thought you were gonna do nothing. Yeah I
thought so too. I thought you were gonna do nothing.
You should have hosted Lacey Val and told him it. No I'm not whole bro. If I ever host a tournament, I'm
pre-picking the teams. Your team game was good. I really thought you guys were gonna...
I need to put you guys in Kaidei's team who would've won.
Kaidei.
I don't know.
I feel like I played.
If I ever host another tournament, I'm doing the same thing I did for the 4-9-1.
I'm picking the teams.
I think picking the teams is fire.
He hand selected, so it's the most fair for everyone.
Otherwise, you've got Yugi telling me what he's at gold three, and then Kari and Kaidei.
Yeah, I think we just blame Yugi.
No, we blame Jason.
And Yugi now.
You know.
Come on, say something.
Something.
Something.
Something.
Wait, come here.
I want to show you something.
What?
I want to show you something.
DG's L5.
Fuck you.
L5.
It's just in here.
It's going to be a real shame.
It's going to be a real shame, Lace.
It's going to be a real shame when it's 12, 12 in overtime.
And somehow your star league falls in the dirt.
Yeah.
A century comes going to pop on the top of the guest house and blow you down.
What?
What do you want to show me, bro?
What do you want to do with this?
What do you want to do with this?
What do you want to do with this?
What do you want to do with this?
What did I do?
You know what? I'm clover now.
I'm clover now.
Wait, look. Your wifi's here.
Wait, it is? Yeah.
How do we set it up?
I don't know. I've never set up a wifi router.
Did we do it? Yeah.
I looked it up.
It says it takes time to 20 minutes.
My sweet is do it right now
We're the only ones I could have a T-Mobile surely is not hard as that's up. No, it's a I look it up. It's like 10 or 20 minutes
Yeah
The fact you got T-Mobile over X-Tinity is kind of crazy for us
No, I looked it up. I look it up T-Mobile T-Mobile has the best version of whatever like this type of much
What did this cost us?
It's $70 a month.
$70?
Valorant.
$70 dollars a month.
$70 dollars a month.
It was actually when I bought it, it was free.
And then after that.
Wait, do they have to go outside?
I don't think so.
It's not a star link.
Chad, we might have actually fixed the desktop lag.
I'm going to be honest.
This might be a hot take.
I think I'm better at val- I think I'm good at valorant
for my hours played in like, like time consumed on the game.
You know, in fact, Lays has 2,000, he has 2,000,
how many days has 2,000 hours played?
That actually is probably,
that's probably the most of the turner besides Kaide.
Hey Silky.
Guess what I just found out?
What?
I just pressed the fuck out of Lays, bro.
What?
I had a pull-up of his Valorant Shackers.
Yeah.
Because how many hours he has played on a game?
Like, what, 4,000?
2,200.
Yeah, he's even immortal.
How many hours you got played on a game?
About a year?
Yeah.
I don't know.
What the fuck are you asking me?
You got a loss, you ain't gonna be worried about me, boy.
I lost.
Hey, don't talk to me like that.
I'm a fucking unplugged.
You're starting the next.
You're gonna unplug my stuff.
Yeah, I'm on demon time today.
I'm on BT, son.
Every time you lose, like, a Jinxy or, like, a Jason Torni,
Jason Turner man was always like some sort of drama.
Do you want to like to lose?
So if I lose, I have to make up an excuse to make it, to make myself think that it wasn't me that did that stuff so that I could cope and not feel like ass?
Okay, how do I set this up?
Bring your noodles up here because you're going to open it out of your desk.
Bring your noodles?
Do you just not like holding a camera anymore?
I thought you were gonna switch it.
I thought you were gonna switch it.
I thought you were gonna switch it.
I thought you were gonna switch it.
I thought you were gonna switch it.
Sure, bro.
No, it's fine.
I thought you were sitting down at this level.
No, I'm trying to hook this up.
Starlink?
What?
It's fine, it's just tested. It's 70 bucks.
It works better, it works better.
No chance it's worse.
Do you have the extender?
That's this, you know?
This is an axis point.
Well, I miss Ron.
I feel like Ron hasn't like been, I feel like Ron,
I don't know why.
I feel like Ron's like, I feel like I've
been seeing him in two days, or three days.
Go to him he's busy though like he's like doing he's like playing
Fuck
Okay
So chat if you guys want to know
My this is a model
TMO, C6, R4, and the admin IP is 192.473.10.1.
The bank's gonna DDoS you now.
Uh, Drew?
You're not supposed to show that?
Try scanning it, try scanning it.
Okay, what do the directions say?
Oh, this seems pretty simple. It seems like just plug it in.
All right, let me just get the two legs out of here.
Is it even on this, or is it on this one?
It's on that.
This is going to be a two-hour segment. Put that on God.
Oh, it takes 20 minutes.
Careful. Don't shoot. Definitely don't show that.
We have an Ethernet cord.
Oh wait, can you plug that in?
I can't.
Oh, we actually can do it like this.
In the power one, right?
Probably.
Okay.
All right, wait.
Check.
Does it matter if this is plugged in close to my setup
or does it not matter?
Matter?
Daddy?
Where do I put this?
Next to a window, they're saying.
There's got to be a thing, oh now we might need an extension.
Oh no we don't, we can put it right here.
Heh.
Heh.
Okay.
And we're just like this.
Oh my god it's on.
Now what?
And I'm just like this oh my god song now what
On my phone
No, no, I think I should go online
Because think about it. What if what if you're what if you're like at a movie or like I didn't with your boyfriend or something
I need to hook it up
What if I need to like what if I need to do something on the app and you have it on your app and you're doing
and trying to hold internet from anywhere,
and you need to connect to your own network.
Access advanced cyber spirit and got it, okay?
Team Mobile ID, from our Team Mobile ID,
and I'm just gonna have a call with Team Mobile ID,
hold on, I'll tell you.
I don't want to be without a Team Mobile ID, though.
What?
Nothing?
No, nothing, oh no, he just makes stupid jokes.
Is it tea life or tea mobile or
Wow, just told the whole chat to kill themselves. This is what I'm talking about. But Charlie
I'm so sorry, bro. The fact that you guys have to go through that trauma if I were you guys I'd see them
I mean, I was just trying to get to you after a while.
Emotional distress?
If Drew has given you emotional distress
ever in your life, just say it now in stream, bro.
I don't know what to say.
Okay, so does anybody in the chat have any kind of background in technology and finances
who can really just tell me and decide for me
how to handle this internet.
Wait, let me unbox this real quick.
I don't think we need that.
No, no, no, because think about it.
This is an access point.
I could put this in my bedroom
so that I have Wi-Fi in my bedroom and ethernet in here.
Do you think you have Wi-Fi in your bedroom?
How short do you think Wi-Fi goes?
You know, what method is on the other side of it?
No, but you gotta understand.
Okay, I'm gonna write this out to you
as simple as possible, okay?
So basically, Wi-Fi goes through radioactive waves,
through the air, right?
Radioactive waves have one weakness, one kryptonite,
and that's concrete.
And concrete is what these walls are made of,
so it's hard for concrete to get through the radioactive waves
to then get to the other side of the wall.
I think if you really try to find the balance for that wall.
It's not that complicated use your retarded brain. Yo, I'm not gonna sit here and let y'all just
Insult and degrade me all day, dude
All right, so what is this what is a access point
Yeah, so you could yes, yeah
Yeah, so yeah chat GPT
Hello chat, can you hear me?
Yes chat
Hello chat, can you hear me
Hey there, how's it going? What's on your mind today?
Nothing crazy. Um, actually I'm a guy that's a GROC.
GROC's better, GROC's better, Chad.
Hey GROC, how you doing?
Hey, I'm doing great. How about you, Lacey?
Uh, I'm doing pretty good. Just a real quick question.
I'm trying to set up this router. Just got it from about T-Mobile.
and I'm just trying to set up this router and basically it came with a big white box
and then I also got an access point. So I'm trying to figure out what the access point really does.
Your access point just extends your Wi-Fi signal. The big white box is your main router.
It connects to the modem and handles all the internet traffic. The access point is basically
a signal booster that gives you better coverage in dead zones or further rooms. You plug the access
point into your router with an ethernet cable and it creates a stronger Wi-Fi
network in that area. Super common setup for bigger homes. Okay so should I put the
access point in a different room than the router? Yeah that's the whole point.
Put it in a different room where your Wi-Fi is weak or spotty. That way it fills
in the dead zones instead of just overlapping the same area as your main
router. Best spot is usually somewhere central in that problem area up high if
you can, like on a shelf or mounted on a wall.
Okay now a really quick question, does the T-Mobile router have better connection than
Starlink.
Depends on your location. If you're in a good T-Mobile 5G area, their router usually gives you faster speeds and lower latency than Starlink.
Plus, it's way cheaper with no equipment cost.
Starlink's better if you're rural with weak cell signal, since it works basically anywhere with a clear sky.
Check your T-Mobile coverage first.
So did Drew just leave?
I thought he was going to...
Log in.
I should probably just create a T-Mobile account, no?
I already did.
That's what I'm looking for.
You want to sign in with your phone so you can do it?
Yeah, I have the app. I see the login. Okay, so from what I gage from what Grockin the internet
told me is basically the router is what the internet signal goes through. But the access
point is where the internet goes to the access point. So you want to put the access point
in the room you want internet, because the router doesn't even give full internet.
The access point is where the internet is.
No, no, no, I asked, uh, Grock.
No, that's not true.
Wait, what do you mean?
That's what she just said.
I just want to see that boy begging on a pavement.
You put it.
You're not, you're not so anything.
None of that, you're not so your phone.
Okay.
And it's already linked up?
No, but I thought that was what you wanted.
It says devices.
Well, maybe it is.
Maybe because I bought it under the same amount.
So how do I know if this bitch is working?
Oh, no, Drew, you have a big problem, though.
This isn't going to be able to plug in anywhere.
Because there's no plugs in the wall.
Get an extension cord.
Wait, the Knicks game is on?
Robbs, what's the Knicks money line?
What the fuck?
This is a big-ass extension cord.
It's only 20 feet.
Okay.
I don't think an extension cord is what we need.
We need a multi-plug cord.
There's only one plug you have in your hand, though.
But then if I only need one plug, I just plug it into the wall. I need a tune.
Wait, this is plugged into the wall.
This needs to plug in somewhere.
Okay, so then where does this plug in?
Into the wall, right? Yeah. So then where's the other plug?
It's plugged in. It's plugged in.
That's what you get fucking stupid bitch and you're probably broke it too.
It's literally fucked in right now.
Fuck me, bro.
That's what you get.
How that hurt?
That hurt!
We don't need that cable, it's too short.
No, no, no, this goes here to there.
But don't you want that somewhere?
No, no, no, it goes, it goes...
Yeah, I don't really get what a Wi-Fi extender does
if you plug it in to the own thing.
If you have it in the same room, how does it
extend Wi-Fi if it's plugged into the thing
and in the same room?
You don't need it? Yes I do.
Don't tell me what I do and don't leave.
So is this on? This is working. How do I check?
Oh wait. You have successfully leaked this phone number to your T-Mobile.
Wait.
If unauthorized dismiss, how to navigate the interface?
Next.
Wait, we're kind of just showing it on the screen.
I see a key work hotel in the app to begin.
You have zero devices connected.
Mobile app.
Oh my god, wait.
Oh my god, and you plugged the PC into the ethernet.
No.
OK, hold on.
So wait.
What?
Wait, is this the most expensive internet or the cheapest?
What do you mean?
The box, like the internet.
Like the best mobile one?
Yes.
For this type of internet?
Yes.
Do you know what it said?
Did it say 5G?
Did it say Fiber?
Did it say 1 gig?
Definitely not Fiber.
I took a screenshot.
It said, fastest speeds, unlimited data,
Let's do a speed test with the Starlink to see what it comes out at.
Don't show it though.
Chad, you gotta get ready to start taking notes.
The Starlink speed test is...
You have a business Starlink subscription with a performance dish?
No.
What do you mean, bro?
That's probably expensive as shit.
Okay, we have 200 download, and, and,
200 download, and 16 upload, okay?
So everybody, write that down, note that down, okay?
Now,
Some play it from your PC, no? Or you want to use your cable?
What?
No, no, no, I'll see what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This one, right?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
No, no, no, I wanted to look neat, because I was looking at my wires over here, they
all look neat over here.
Really neat, bro.
Wait, turn it off.
One device connected.
Are you in the Wi-Fi?
No.
Who the fuck's connected?
Maybe this is connected to it.
Is this an extended, right?
Okay, ready?
My God, my little pussy dude.
It's in.
We're in.
Okay.
Okay, so, okay, we have internet.
All right, let's do a speed test.
All right, let's do a speed test.
How good is it?
Let's see, the moment of truth, hold.
That does matter though, it's triple!
Hold on, oh my god.
I don't know, still triple, no?
Okay, yeah, no, no, it's good.
It's 700 download and 55 upload.
That's way better.
That's way better internet, right?
700 download, 54 upload.
Not bad, not awful at all.
Someone said, last time you IRL'd, I saw a T-Mobile tower behind you on the hill with
the white water tanks.
No, but that means we're right next to a thing, which means we're going to have a really
good connection.
Wait, so should I connect my phone?
I mean, if you want to, why would you?
It should only be a further straight.
Really?
Well, we have Wi-Fi for the house to make it just
do its role on TikTok.
Yeah, but if I'm getting it, I feel like I just use it.
Don't worry.
It's a password, you know?
Because phone is an upload.
It's only download.
Oh, OK.
The password for the what?
Did you make a password for the Wi-Fi?
Do you have any more on the thing?
I didn't see that option.
Oh, I thought you mean, I need to do that.
Okay, internet.
Wait, internet?
Confirm address.
Let's get your internet set up.
Next, looking for your data way.
What's a data way?
Wait, you can mesh Starlink anti-mobile into one?
Wait, it's giving me a placement assistant.
Let's find the best spot for your gateway.
Got it.
It's powering on my gateway.
It says it could take up to three minutes.
Is it already on?
I just want to see that boy begging on a pavement.
Yeah, we might not have to deal with any more clouds we did ask about how to do any more clouds. Oh
Wait, what if the Wi-Fi's on here? Oh, yeah, no, it's only on the back. Oh
Check T-Mobile area coverage
I looked it up. It's just T-Mobile is like good at like pretty good at Calabasas. Let me check
It's in the table to Calabasas. Let me check. It sort of takes up 50% in Calabasas
How do I check T-Mobile area coverage chat? Is there a way to do it? Here it is.
is coverage matter.
Oh, it is on that.
Oh, it is?
Maybe I'll change the place.
I don't need to set up, I just need to know how to get the Wi-Fi.
Oh, oh, it's this.
It's this.
And I see the password.
All right, Shadow, I'm checking Calabasas right now.
Wait, I don't even know where Calabasas is.
Am I dumb?
Where is Calabasas?
Right this way?
I know it's I see LA but I don't see Calabasas Malibu to let the Malibu
No, no, no, it should be like right, a little more to the left, it should be like a little more to the left, a little more to the right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thousand oaks area?
Yeah.
I'm gonna search Calabasas.
Yeah, I'm gonna write it on that.
Calabasas, Calabasas, California.
Okay, I mean this is the coverage in Calabasas.
5G, 5G, what's pink? T satellite.
So is it good? Wait, why was it, why was it, I think no. Because I was doing the setup
I think I think this is gonna be better. I did I see this isn't gonna have
I don't think it's gonna have
What did I leak get someone to come fix that shit to come fix what
5G's good hold. Let me see how it is on the Wi-Fi.
That means I can finally watch movies at night now.
Stay a picture of it.
Okay, we had a new password. We added a Wi-Fi.
Why can't I change the password?
Yeah, yeah. What?
Because what the fuck is this password, bro?
Stay a picture and copy and paste it. Watch.
Okay, listen to me. Watch.
I'm down. I'm down. I'm down.
WT involved, bro.
I kind of feel bad for everybody else in the house though.
I mean, there's a bunch of other providers
that are like, Jason just got AT&T.
All right, so Chad, here's the dealio, okay?
Jason just got AT&T internet.
And then I called this morning to get AT&T
and they were like, not, someone already has it.
You can't get it also.
Yeah.
So I'm just assuming every brand.
So the issue, Chad, is you can only get one white lens.
White lens. What?
Huh?
Wait. No, no, no.
No, I didn't see that.
Hey, why?
Why there?
Yeah, I'm like that.
So, pretty much, you can only get one line per house from a service provider.
So Jason got AT&T, I just got T-Mobile,
but no one else in the house can now get AT&T
or T-Mobile routers in their room.
I mean, maybe it was just AT&T, but that was AT&T as well.
That's not true, or maybe it was just AT&T
that does that then.
That's just true logic. I mean, how is that?
How is that bad logic if one brand says you could only have one lock lying in the house?
So who's gonna get Xfinity, yeah, I don't know
Where's a box you want to know what it is bro well
You want to know what it is?
You can have multiple routers in a house,
but you can't have multiple providers for the routers.
So you tried to call and get AT&T for our house,
but Jason already has AT&T for this address.
So Jason would have to call and get another router.
No, I already asked that.
I said, Ken, my friend, what would you call you guys
and get a second one and they will have not look up AT or T-Mobile Gateway
and see if you can have multiple house because it's been there some problem
what do i look up can you have multiple T-Mobile gateways in one house
Yes, but because service is tied to local cell tower capacity, there's strict rules.
you have multiple AT and T gateways in one house? Yes.
What is that going to slow yours down? Because if it slows everyone's down then it's the
same as a startling, right?
It's probably different because the area you live in, since there's not much cell service.
Oh, guys, we can't do the business account.
I promise.
I tried everything.
You can't do the business account here.
I wish.
I fucking wish, bro.
You gotta pay for separate accounts.
Ooh, you're a little smart.
Ooh, and you guys think you're so fucking smart.
Ooh, my name's Lacey Thoms, I'm a Twitch channel.
I think I'm the smartest in the village.
If you're gonna break the news to you, buddy, you're not.
Damn, look at the star link.
How much do we pay for that star link?
400.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I just thought it was gonna be like fucking like three bands or something
That probably never lags
So apparently because of the area we live in they won't let us set up a business account
because there's not even cell towers.
So T-Mobile and ATT only let us get one of each,
like they only said ATT said we can only get one
and T-Mobile said we can only get one of this.
Yeah, so I got the T-Mobile and Jason got the ATT.
So if I were you,
I would get someone on the phone
and X-Ting you tomorrow morning, you can get yours.
We still have time to get a T-Mobile and they want to ship it.
They're gonna send it over.
So even if I went to the store.
No, they're gonna ask you for your address
and then they're gonna look at this address
and they'll say that you already have it.
Because this one's bad, this one's right here, I can see it.
Why is it happening?
Who would try that?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Damn.
Well, why does it actually look like that over here?
Wait, what the fuck?
What about that?
Wait.
She might think...
Maybe it was dirty.
Wait.
It's dirty.
It's really dirt right there.
Wait.
Oh, I see the spot.
No, right here, there's always...
You know what that is, that's fly-sheet, that's fly-sheet.
What do you want to go do, Lou?
Um, episode?
Yeah.
Looks like you don't look like you want to do an episode.
No, it's never going to be an episode.
We are going to do something.
Switch the subject, yes. We are going to do something.
Bro.
Like, come on, though.
Bro, let me get back to Vegas.
Vegas.
You're not going?
I'll send you a red dance.
I'll send you a red dance.
I'll send you a red dance.
Yeah, come here.
Yeah, I'm gonna be a janky more than a...
I don't know.
Sorry.
I'm gonna get the four-pronged one, but...
Make cheeseburger egg rolls?
No, no. I wanted to make the fucking the mac and cheese...
cheese, cheese balls. I'm not gonna talk about it. You said you don't want to do it.
I got nothing else to do about it.
Because I know about we're not making mega cheese. I'm lying.
Bro, we cannot, we're not gonna make it into the mega cheese of the mega cheese.
No we're not.
You forgot to believe in us. We can make it.
No, but it's you though, that I don't believe in.
We can make, we can make mac and cheese balls.
And we can make the shell mac and cheese and season it
Bro, I do not believe that we have it in us to make this you want to know why you want to know
You want to know what mac and cheese and things are good people never never let it boil in salt water
You have to put salt in the water. That's what any pasta
No, I'm telling you we can make good mac and cheese
The kitchen is super fucked up already
I'm down with the magazine bowl. I don't let me get my teeth. I'll leave that cheese. No
Do that in mac and cheese
But that they were not cooking it
Now so first ever now likes it better
I heard that go, y'all welcome back to Wicing Crackers.
Oh, you hear it?
You hear what, uh, Ronnie Mulligot?
Like, what was that thing going on?
7-7?
7-7.
That is.
Taking our swag, bruh.
That's a whole big game.
We're swags getting jacked.
You know what they doing?
Like, oh, no, we never heard about Salt Park.
And that's what I'm saying, but we don't do enough, bro.
Like, we had, like, OK, we had a couple good videos.
Like, people know, bro, we got to lock in, bro.
You want this shit or not or you're gonna let them take the swag
Taking our swag. We're gonna take you never take it. We don't know nothing about it
What why don't we just compete back?
I mean, I'm down to go to the grocery store, you know, what do we have to get we got to get
No, no, you're gonna get your knife. I'm gonna I'm gonna get my cheese.
No, no, no, we're gonna cut the knife.
You're gonna cut the knife.
Uh, that, that old cheese, hot, she-o, recipe.
She-o, false, recipe.
You smell the recipe wrong.
Wait, hold on.
What? I don't think it's good.
No, keep looking up.
Just put your boomerang in this one and sit.
Are you guys going to be like,
are you guys not going to be in this one and sit?
Um,
I'm not going to sit in this one and sit.
That's not my bathroom.
Who's not in this one?
That's just his room's bathroom.
His room's bathroom.
Okay, but it's like...
Oh, be honest, I don't think that happened to me clean yet.
You need a blender, shall I?
Crazy.
I'm going to sit in this one and sit.
We need a blender.
Ingredients.
Okay, ingredients, ingredients.
Two cups of vegetable oil.
Three cups of well-chilled macaroni and cheese.
Homemade or store-bought.
Two large eggs beaten.
What is a beaten egg?
One tablespoon of milk.
One and a half cups of pique panko.
Four ounces of Cheetos Flamin' Crunchy.
clip a deep fryer thermometer what the fuck does this even mean
my tributaries is really hard I know silky shits touching the water right now
Just make edibles again, no, I don't want to get high, I quit lead after that hot box,
that should have had me fucked up for the longest time.
Here's a recipe.
Okay, hot Cheetos, hot Cheeto Puffs.
Oh my God, that might be the dagger.
Okay, Hot Cheetos, Hot Cheeto Puffs!
Oh my god, that might be the dagger!
Mozzarella cheese, Kobe Jack, elbow noodles.
Wait a minute!
Someone take a screenshot as opposed to the comp for me.
Okay.
When I'm not gonna dance
And if I wait for a while
I'll be left alone
And the music is too strong
I can't hear you, honey
Hot cream, hot cream
Wait, there's no way you put the flame of hot cheetos
in the mac and cheese, right?
Hot cream, hot cream
I'm not gonna eat it
I'm not gonna eat it
I'm not gonna eat it
I'm not gonna eat it
Ripping cream?
What?
Hot cream, hot cream
Hot cream, hot cream
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What is a cream for?
Oh, fuck no.
Oh, fuck no.
Are you on a bar?
You think I'm about to eat white mac and cheese?
Okay, then you just don't get white cheddar.
White mac and cheese? Are we serious?
It still tastes like cheese.
I
Wait, what is this yellow stuff, what is this yellow stuff?
What is that?
This shit was not on a recipe
egg
So I so okay, hold on. Let me let me walk through this real quick. I
basically
cook the noodles
Put them in the freezer for 20 minutes while they're in the freezer
Then you you you you blend up the hot cheese puffs and hot cheetos and then
You take them out
You crack some eggs into the bowl
mix the eggs
Put that put the put the the the mac and cheese in the eggs dip it in the hot cheetos
Deep and I'm gonna need a deep fryer
I'm not going to lie, that looks good dude.
How many calories are we talking here per hot cheeto ball though?
How many calories in a hot Cheeto ball?
In a hot Cheeto Mac and Cheese ball?
Oh, only about 150 calories per.
down about 10 of them how is that cap look at this tiktok what I'm gonna be
honest his cheese pool has got nothing on the first cheese pull look at this
week as shit what is that oh fuck we're in a deep we're in a deep dark hole of
Who here?
Bacon wrapped cheese stuffed hot dogs?
No, I was thinking these are all grown.
Oh.
Who that?
Who that?
Hey, you again?
Yes.
You got a good bag here.
Thank you.
Just check on him.
Woo!
wait what is this hey fucking y'all what is that say oh god it's a corn dog
put it on go wait what are these little things on the outside but what is
Is there a potato on the outside?
Is there a potato?
Potatoes?
Oh, my God.
I'm going to show you how to make the easiest heart to know.
I'm going to show you how to make the easiest hot chino mac and cheese balls.
That looks like shit kid.
Stay out the kitchen son.
I'm pouring your macaroni apples into your box.
That's JD. Here's the recipe.
Lettuce, cucumber, carrots, cheese, sugar-free dressing, peppers and pickles.
What am I making a fucking salad?
I'm not making no, yeah.
Oh, so that's gonna be a bag of YouTube video guys.
Yo, do you guys think that, let me ask you a question.
Do you guys think that I like and enjoy eating unhealthy
and making food unhealthy food?
I don't, but it's better content.
And that's a fact, it's better.
No one is gonna sit there and click on a video.
Salt and pepper make salads.
No one's fucking watching that video.
No one.
So I have to make things that are interesting
that people want to watch,
like a hot cheeto mac and cheese mall.
You just use streaming as an excuse to not.
Yo, Silky!
Okay
What is he doing in there he's shitting how does it take it's human this long to shit?
Oh, you're done. Yeah, okay
Good news there are good news
What's your bad news?
Give me the good news.
Okay, so good news is, I just said it, I feel good, I feel energized.
That's good.
Bad news is, it was bad news for you.
You got all your cologne in there, I just took a picture of all the colognes you had,
even the ones you shot that I had for me in Paris.
I'm actually going to go to Paris this month, no next month.
And I'm going to make sure I buy that too.
Appreciate you, bro, thank you.
And I also didn't want to do it in such a way.
What about you?
All right, I mean, the good news is they-
What was it? What did they start with?
Yo!
The good news is they want us to do salt and pepper.
The bad news is they said that it would be more entertaining if we made salads.
Yeah, edible salad?
No, they just want to make a salad.
I guess I'm making a fucking salad, is that what I'm doing?
Fuck it, I really forgot my grill.
A Facebook, did you just link me a fucking Facebook reel?
Okay, I mean, I don't even know what I'm looking at right now.
like what are y'all sending me what is this
a Facebook reel
Yeah, what's good with poppin 20 good?
What's the word?
They all signs with them
All of them Shaq Luca Kobe
Magic Johnson Justin Jefferson like that around here
He's trying to scare you, that's the only person I don't have sign.
He would never, he would never sell me.
That's the only person Jersey I don't have in the lake or sign.
He would never sell me.
You gonna give me a LeBron sign Jersey?
much bro
140,000
He's not, he's not going to get the best one, so he's going to be worth a million dollars.
Niggie said a LeBron doesn't know we were millions.
He's, it's not.
One LeBron jersey's not going to be worth a million dollars.
Is it Lakers?
No, no, no, no, Richard, you don't govern the most poor churches in the world.
Is it Lakers?
No.
Is it a Lakers jersey?
Yes.
Well, I just found one for $500.
I've found one for $500 dude.
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who designed this?
Who designed this?
How do I switch?
I'm curious why I'm just trying to like...
Who? Who? Who?
Who designed this?
Who designed this?
Who designed this?
How do I switch?
Who?
Wait, I see- wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Cause you're gonna do a quarter-one of these.
Huh?
You're my fallen person. I gotta be a thing.
Yeah, that's the new problem.
Have you seen Tony Jordan?
I'm gonna be honest.
They're gonna have to record you.
Lacey, I'm gonna be honest.
Lacey, I'm gonna be honest.
That's so far.
Like, that's so far.
Like, I was trying to hate him,
but I can't even hate him.
I can't. I can't.
I'm walking in here,
and it's not a good thing.
I'm just on your arm, though.
He did not sign your arm.
I'm on the wrong side, though.
I
Know no, no, no, no, no, no, because because guess what guess what
I went up to Luca I met you know Lucas said to me he said I'm gonna see you soon
And then he handed me a card and said you're invited to all-star weekend
What
Really he didn't say that he didn't say that because you want to know you want to know you want to know it
You want to know it's even crazier title you want to see the crazier last interview I saw I'm pretty sure LeBron
Just called someone else's four son
You did not text that football player
It's not a glaze on
Predator Dust? What? That's his Predator Dust?
Who? Let me see.
The football player, I don't know his name!
You messaged a football player and LeBron claimed as his fourth son.
Yes, Will Anderson, yes.
Okay, watch this.
Right here.
What is he showing?
What is he showing?
Listen bro, just give me one of the bronze sign jerseys.
He cursed out a random dude because the bronze caught him his fourth son.
That's Dick Rodden.
That's Dick Rodden.
His name is is
Slinky what?
Slinky
All right, let me see
Yeah, I won't show the chat don't worry I won't show the chat
What are you doing?
He's showing a tag.
Bro, what?
What are you doing?
Let me see the message.
He said, fourth child, Abra, you got me so mad right now.
How God made you look like a child of LeBron and not me.
He gave me the last name, but not the looks.
hurt don't go around saying you the fourth child say you the fifth we're
gonna be cool bro
no I ain't a lot this is like a dick rotten disease
this is insane where did he go? where did he go? this is like a dick rotten disease
bro you gotta chill Tom
why do you call me Richard? I don't know why he's calling you Richard
Why do you call me Richard?
Well I need to get to LeBron Sign Jersey now bro.
No we out, we out, we out, we out.
I need to get what?
12 bands?
We're trying to get a strong pepper signal, let's go.
You're telling me I got to be 12 bands to get to LeBron Sign Jersey?
It's 12 bands.
It's 12 bands.
That's just gonna be even more when you retire soon. Do I buy one? Yo LeBron, it's
Lacey here. It's a message for you. I'm not sure if you're gonna see this. Been a
huge fan forever man. I love you and thank you for what you've done for the
Lakers organization. It's me coming to you man-to-man. Lacey to LeBron. I was
wondering if you could maybe just send me a signed jersey. I do have a big
collection going on here as you can see and you're the only jersey that I do
not have so it would mean a lot if you could you know just sign a jersey of
yourself for the Lakers jersey and maybe send it over. I live in Los Angeles so
not too far off and keep killing it go. You're the king.
What can you do with one on crack drop?
You all think LeBron's going to send me?
Yeah, he's going to see that.
Well, think about it.
I've got like a toxic post-it right now, and it gets like 50,000 likes,
and then LeBron sees it, and he's like,
you know what?
And he tweets out, like,
yo, LeLay!
Let's him laugh in emojis.
I've got you at the side jersey.
100 emoji.
Exactly.
I believe him.
You know what? I'm thirsty.
I
Brother how much was it open a fucking water bottle?
Fuck
I'm gonna come up here and get him up to the back of you.
No you're not.
Who's that?
Oh, it's me.
Yo, why are you not? Why are you not even doing that?
What's your area of area? Oh my...
Who's that?
They're just trying to catch somebody or something.
They're trying to catch Nick.
What do you mean, trying to catch him?
I feel like I'm trying to leave you on some messy shit.
Who's big ass fucking teddy bear in this?
No.
To do what?
Where you going?
I'm going to get my shoes.
Yo, leave me with more flies?
Oh my god, wait, it's up the floor. Right here.
Yep.
Let's see if there's any more blocks in the door.
Wait.
It's probably the same ones that he's getting killed, no?
It's actually not as bad.
Maybe there was only like a little amount up there,
and they all fell out.
I think you're interested in this tweet.
What is this tweet, Drew?
Huh?
What is this tweet?
It's probably a campaign.
Get a LeBron James print. What?
What are you doing? No!
We should cut the back. Oh my god.
You can go in here.
What are you doing?
Why are you gripping over his beard like that?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You want to go inside?
What's the like, no crazy shit?
So what's uncle did to you?
On the pair?
Okay, move this or what?
Just get up.
How would he pull up and do it?
Say I was sitting at the table like this.
Like this.
He would come up, and I'd be sitting there.
He'd go like this, and I'd imagine this is my ear bump.
He'd go,
Are you fucking serious? Jerry.
Whoa, whoa.
I was gonna say that, but then I got a little bit of a shock and I got a little bit of a
No one said anything you do to me my brother
yeah but no one like your mom or dad no I mean to be honest for the thing that you
got thing that people don't understand is I think about it in France what do we
do they come up kiss each other on the cheeks sometimes they kiss each other
on the lips in family my family's full heart Italian so my uncle he walking
in the spot he'd be see that here lips
yeah like okay you know he would also kiss my aunt on the lips but like not
and he's married to huh yeah like this sister yes
back there
back there
that's normal and it'll leave that's what I'm saying
What happened, Wooloo?
It's okay, Wooloo.
Golf cart.
Let's go take the golf cart. What's that?
What's that?
Can't even just infuse cookies.
Hey, what?
Or anything that has weed in it that you need to be munching on.
It's not mine. I mean, I don't even know this is here.
Who's on this?
I don't know.
They ain't mine.
Are those yours?
Yeah.
So you did them wrong, by the way.
What?
I suppose I microwaved them.
Like in the air?
He microwaved them in general.
Right.
Now I was wrong last night.
So he's a pothead.
He's a stoner.
He's been phoned every day?
Yes.
He's a pothead.
He's a stoner.
We come every day?
Yes.
All right, let's go.
Where are you going?
The golf cart.
Is it charged?
Yes.
Yo, it's charged.
All right.
Say, let me talk to you.
Should I have a...
Sorry.
I'm sorry, you guys, you want to say something?
Okay.
Say it, let's have a talk, bro.
Yeah.
Can you send the hot sheet of walls?
Oh, we just make a boat.
Sure.
See, that's all.
Yeah.
Because like, I'm worried about you, kid.
How are you worried about me?
I'm going to keep it real, say it.
Yeah.
When I met you, you were a good kid.
I'm still a good kid.
No, let me finish.
You were a good kid.
Walking around, smiling, living life, seeing the colors, vibrant, just innocent, hard worker.
And now you just get high every day, and you're just a stoner.
Yeah, because, like, you know, life was very boring.
I went to, like, work meetings and stuff like that, and they would drink.
They would just, like, you know.
What do you mean?
They would just, like, drink a little bit.
Drink a little bit of what?
Alcohol.
But you don't drink alcohol.
alcohol. Oh I used to drink alcohol. Okay so you drink alcohol too? Yeah I haven't
drank alcohol since the sensation party. That wasn't a long time ago. Yeah but I
didn't drink alcohol before that since April. So let me ask you a question
Sayed. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah.
Oh yeah. How many days out of that week are you getting high? Every single day
have to work. I'm gonna be real stupid.
And before you moved to LA, how many days a week were you getting high?
Never. You were the first person I introduced you to weed.
I introduced you to weed. You're the mic.
I'm not even joking. That day was the first time I ever smoked weed.
Mike
To fix shit
So I introduce you to weed yeah, and the one day that you smelled weed because of me
They said it's fixed and now I can hear it, it's fine now.
Yeah, I was talking to Said for you now.
You got a huge feed.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
So basically you were saying that you moved to LA, met Silky, and now you spoke weed seven days a week.
He's the one that got me it.
Because remember, he came to the room and gave me that weed.
Oh
When you told me to go home because he gave me we in brahman. Yeah, oh you was too high
Yeah
I did not make you
Make him
To smoke and he happily took it with a big smile on his face just like that one
He came back first round to and now he smokes seven days a week. Yes, it bro
This is bro
My man's high on drugs. That's okay. Cuz you know what mean to be sibling every day
You've been sibling every night every night. No wonder he's gotten so lazy
No fucking wonder you've been sitting here. You're actually all you've been sitting lean on patreon. Yeah
Every single night they have like a second fucking disgusting with you disgusting with you
What's wrong with weed? Oh, absolutely nothing. I love smoking weed.
You said you quit? I did quit. I, Lacey, quit weed.
We're literally farming edibles.
I wasn't even going to eat them.
Oh, really? I'm so serious.
So you're not going to eat edibles?
Hotbox, the thought, I don't know, okay, is this normal?
And if there are any weed smokers in the chat,
I don't know, Silkie, can you relate to this?
After the hotbox and how high I got,
like the thought of being high,
that kind of like, not disgust me,
but it just makes me like,
I'll like to be more high.
It just like, icks me out a little bit.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Has anybody else ever gotten that?
Have you ever gotten that?
What?
Have you ever gotten so high to the point where like,
getting high just kind of makes you feel like,
Discussing never
We gotta do low key to actually got a low key come out the pool
Says as matter daddy
This is wait what the fuck? We really got turf one on
Yeah, okay, so the store is actually not that far at all. It's like five minutes
right? Very very close. Let's do it. It's six minute drive that's actually so good.
Okay let's see the search. 75% bro it's a six minute drive trust me well I promise
you I'm actually a good ass. I have promised you I am not I am not
I'm not pushing this shit.
Why are you driving through the fucking grass?
Woo!
What the fuck?
Oh my god, where's my seat?
Woo!
All right, we're gonna drive like that.
Come on, you gotta turn around.
I don't think so, we're gonna be stuck.
Look at that, I don't even flunk right now.
I'm not gonna flyin' out of this shit.
I'm seein' you think it's taking this shit everywhere,
man.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
I hope we get there, hope we get there
And I work all week, just to spin my stacks on the side that you know
And you work all week, every equinox just to come through and I please
Say you love me right now, I never has no prison for my love
What the fuck?
I know how much you love your father
Any other measures so far, bro?
Stop until you drop it, bro
Hard work, faster and harder
Farther and farther you go
You watch down like ten minute plans
20 minute plans, the plan
Are you dancing, shining in your head?
20 minute plans, don't you fret?
Yeah, they passin' bays out of fur, I'll be bitter
Found my Christmas land in the back door, layin' in the back door, sugarcane
Found my Christmas land in the back door
Alright, Chet, I got y'all, bro, I got y'all, bro
Y'all, they've been beggin' for it, bro
What, what do you mean beggin' for it?
Bro, there's this new underground rapper that I've been listenin' to a lot, they love him, bro
His name's Nine Vicious
Not what?
His name's Nine Vicious
Nine Vicious?
Nine Vicious, yeah
I need this, and my dreams got me too
And I've had this trouble up in front of those doors
And I'm ready to see my clothes and no meaning in all this
Bitch, I ain't had a hand, I ain't ever had a hand
And I'm gonna get it by myself
I had a shoal in the gas freezer
And I'm gonna tell her, she ain't a bitch
She got her ass up, get her ass over it
Need to be fed and I broke me on purpose
Get some money for that fuck
Get some money for that fuck
You know that man's an ass, a sidekick is me
I am a plebiscite, I am a diss-recite
No one can love me man, I'll be there, play the game, play the game, play the game, play the game
What's wrong with that? I'm not talking with that name
I'm a diss-roceuse, I'm a fucking pain
This shit is on the table, I'm gonna get him
I'm gonna get this shit on the table
This is a public show, I'm running the fight
Are you crazy, man?
You've got to get it, it's fun
You've got to get it, it's fun
I'm going crazy, man
Are you crazy, man?
You've got to get it, it's fun
You've got to get it, it's fun
I'm going crazy, man
Stay here
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
If you love me back in this shit, I'm gonna try to fuck it up in peace
I'm not tired of the world on my knees Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
If you love me back in this shit, I'm gonna try to fuck it up in peace
Come on, see if you can wait for me.
I was running to my mama's scene out of the studio.
You know, talking like mama, and they don't get it, but wait till that money comes.
You know, I don't know how much you felt when we did money work.
You know, I don't know how much you might have believed me to go.
We gotta be careful here.
Huh?
I'm gonna be careful.
We got kicked out of here last time.
What do you mean we got kicked out of Ross?
How do you get kicked out of an outdoor mall?
Thank you.
You didn't say thank you?
No, no, no.
I said thank you.
It doesn't make any sense.
But there, they were on the heavy dick last time.
He's got to keep it low key.
No wingtip not a bad shout huh? Is that a parking spot?
Nah but we would definitely park there.
I mean you don't want to park close to the routes?
This is snow.
Where's the route?
It's over there.
There's no cars going to be able to come out of here.
You gotta make sure to be able to like get those skates.
I got an idea, watch this.
There we go.
Perfect.
Okay wait a minute.
We gotta check. We gotta check.
Chad you gotta keep it low key Chad. They cannot know we're screaming.
I
Yes, bring walk around you're like hey, you can't be found in here wait even when you're like in here
Yes, bro, and I tried to speak I tried to act like I did I tried to act like I didn't speak English and try to speak Spanish
And then he spoke fluent Spanish, so I had to like tell mom
Yeah, but then I was like, okay, who do I got a hit up to get permission? He was like, this is Chloe Parker city. You got to ask her so
He said that this is called partisan. Yeah, maybe we should do one camera
But then what if one gets caught fuck yeah
you right here.
You got it. You got it.
New P.O.I. unlocked.
Come in and get the best time on the last side.
That's the vegetable section.
Wait a second, what do I need again?
No, there's a new P.O.I. chat.
We've never been to this P.O.I. before.
Okay, first thing we need.
What do they say we need?
Hot Cheetos, for sure.
Oh, pasta, right here, pasta, pasta, pasta.
Well, pasta, what do we make?
Okay, we're gonna make, hold on.
Yeah, what's the best mac and cheese brand?
What's, like, there's gotta be a good mac and cheese brand.
I thought you were making it from scratch, boys.
No, no, no, I'm making it.
Elbows?
Yes.
I'm putting them on shelves.
Oh, it's a cheese ball.
You don't you don't ever see the cheese balls have a cells
What a bro you're not fit to talk to me like that
Well, you need elbows bro trust bro or they're saying they're saying Vell Vita
Yeah, I want to find the mac and cheese brings
You're not making my so he's not making a person make it a person so I'm ordering my shit
How about that now? What happens if I go do it right now?
Kill myself then what and my whole family suing you
Yeah, what now and we're dipping our hot cheeto balls in chick-fil-a sauce
Oh your fat is fun. Do you want to make mac and cheese or should we just get velvita?
I'm telling you if you get velvita. I'm going to order my own
Oh, I'm not making that shit, dawg.
Why is he obsessed with making a fucking mac and cheese?
The show's right here.
Let's do it both, do it both.
Oh, we're just too different right now, bro.
Like, you want to do sales, dude.
Just because we're a different skin color doesn't mean anything, okay?
What does our skin have to do with anything?
We're the same.
Okay.
We are one.
Amber and we're...
Oh, shit.
California Highway Patrol
All right, bro, you can order your mac and cheese and go for it
Go help the Amber Alert.
Yo, I had therapy this morning.
That's not my problem.
There's nothing I can do to help those people.
Okay?
Nothing I can do.
I shouldn't be worried about other people.
That's the fun part, right?
I'm saying I don't want to go through making
the entire mac and cheese, right?
And then making the,
because you have to make the mac and cheese
into the fucking cheese balls, right?
The mac gotta be good.
If it's ass.
Okay, so let's make a good mac.
We can do it.
We've done harder.
We've made harder things.
We can make a good Mac.
Such a fat-ass up, bro.
So what shall we do?
What do we get?
I see we get some shells.
What is an elbow?
I don't know.
Oh, is this an elbow?
Elbows.
Are you grocery shopping or are we doing salt and pepper?
Oh, yeah.
Knock on two words once more.
I'll get this on to work.
Okay.
Shells and elbows?
Wait, so which one?
Shells or elbows?
Two words.
I was just saying you to elbows.
That's the selfie one.
You were saying you, because I farted.
You're fat.
You're fat.
You're fat.
You're fat.
You're fat.
You're fat.
You're fat.
You're fat.
You're fat.
You guys look eating little bites and you're pulling on your fat.
That's disgusting.
You see the last time you ran?
You see the last time you ran in San Diego?
That's San Francisco?
Yeah.
You see how last time you ran?
You ran in the same place.
You ran in the same place.
You ran in the same place.
Ran in the same place.
How's that even possible?
Sorry, kid.
Sorry, kid.
Months ago.
Get good, kid.
Months ago.
Get good, kid.
What's this?
What cheese?
What cheese?
What cheese?
See you're watching.
Little wakers?
Oh, odor.
Where's the cheese, boys?
What are you doing, ass?
Right here.
Little bites.
Little bites.
I like that that'll be high on that
For Mexican
We're not making spicy mac and cheese
It's made of hot Cheetos can be spicy regardless exactly so we don't need spicy mac and cheese if we got spicy hot cheetos
It's spicy. Oh, come on. Me. Oh, oh my god right here
Triple cheddar
This right here is what we're going to do.
Some Mexican four cheese.
I like that.
That'll be high quality.
All right.
We should get a couple or two.
No.
Get that one too.
Give the sergeant two.
No, we should have the same cheese.
All right.
So let me put this like that.
No, no, no.
We need that.
We need that one.
This is the same one, man.
No, it's not.
Look, it's shredded better.
Oh, look.
This is a different kind of cheese.
You can see the different looking cheese.
Four cheese, Mexican, Mexican four cheese.
Holy shit, who's kissing your Cheerios this morning? I need to snap out of it, buddy
Don't do shredded
Don't do shredding you have to shred it yourself
No, no, I'm dead ass.
Whoever that guy is, I want to find a bridge.
I'm dead ass.
Like.
You don't want to shred ourselves?
I'm not shredding shit.
Just don't want me to be getting cheeses.
We just got cheeses.
Or like cream.
No, no, no, but like, don't we need milk, too?
We don't need milk.
Well, do you even look this shit up?
Yeah.
You're just kidding me.
No, you're up for it.
You're up for it.
And you need to come down here.
Okay?
get me. No, you're up for it right now and you need to come down here. Okay.
I'm getting the exact recipe. So you don't even have the recipe.
Oh, this is my son. Not going to lie. Y'all being mad at Drew for not doing as well at his job,
But y'all are forgetting depression is a real thing.
Lacey needs to check up on him.
Signs of-
Talking to Drew.
What?
I'm just reading a Twitter community tweet.
What did that guy talk about?
We wasn't even talking to Drew.
Hot cheese puffs, mozzarella cheese,
Colby Jack, elbow noodles, heavy cream,
seasonings, eggs, flour, oil.
So, heat that up.
Okay, we need heavy cream.
Shaq, guess who typed that in the column?
Just taking a random guess.
Christ, no.
No.
It's Lucy.
Lucy
Because it's heavy
God is cheese
Routine pudding
Of course, bro
You know where the
Yeah, I just realized
Take a drink
Why is this so you only have to ask
Nice to meet you bro, stay safe around here is dangerous
I don't know what heavy cream is.
Maybe it's in the coffee section.
Is that what you're putting in coffee?
That's creamer.
What kind of eggs you want to get?
These ones are organic ones.
So we need to get heavy cream?
I don't know where that's at.
I'll eat that one.
I mean, how would it be this way?
There's more dairy shit over there.
Oh, he low key is right.
He look he's right.
What's going on?
Can we get a photo?
Yeah, of course.
Let's do it.
How you doing?
Chilling, chilling.
I love streets.
It's not my name actually.
I lost my name tag so.
My name is Brock.
Yeah, I just...
Brock.
Brock.
That's a different city.
Yeah.
Appreciate you.
Brock Lesnar.
Hey, literally, literally.
Chilla?
Wait, you guys are my thing.
I'm doing.
Me of Muck a lot.
You guys wear the heavy cream, is that?
Right here, bro. I'll show it to you once we're done.
Here you go, bro. Either one.
Appreciate you guys, bro. Thank you.
Wait, that's Barak?
Wait, no way that's Barak.
That's the dude who's hating in my chat.
What do you mean?
Well, he has somebody with his name that they hate.
Yeah, Barak. He always said, hating in my chat.
Barak Obama.
No, no, he's in Barak. He's always hating in my chat.
It's not me.
Oh, it's not you?
Definitely not me.
Definitely not me.
Is that what we're getting?
Heavy cream.
All right, bud. Y'all good?
Yeah.
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate you.
Appreciate you, bro.
Yeah, I think it's that like a fag.
Fags.
Oh, look at that.
Look at that.
Hey, me, boo.
Yo, that.
We got next, we need seasonings, flour and oil.
Seasonings, flour and oil.
Oh, this is the recipe.
Wait, do we even get the finals?
No, no, it's in the snack section.
OK, we need oil.
Do we have oil?
Baking, baking.
Thank you, but we get the elbow. We get the news the elbows. Yeah, I got elbows and shells
What
Summoner reminds me of what like when we have kids one day, we're gonna be shopping together
We have kids like when you have kids with your dollar and I'm kids with my wife
All right
We have kids you don't want to you don't want to like why did you say when we when me when you
both have kids you don't have our own kids like you have our own kids yeah we
physically cannot reproduce together so I would like but like you like you keep
saying that bro
Flower. Does it matter what kind of flower?
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
I'm proud to get the matter out of you. I did get the matter out of you.
How do you know which one is the matter out of you?
Because it says it on the theme.
So it doesn't matter to anyone. What's the matter out of you?
I'm not that heavy.
I'm heavy right here.
I'm gonna give you a little discount on that.
This is for ladies.
Why?
He's got 10 kids that he's not claiming.
Like if I had kids gang.
I don't think we have a pot at the house.
I mean I have a little bit of a possibility but you can look at more.
You said you're paying for this one.
Oh my god, I actually have really bad news. We need a deep fryer and a blender.
A deep fryer and a blender? Yes, you can.
Deep fryer and a blender. We need an air fryer. We need an air fryer and a blender.
a blender for what to blend the hot cheetos the kids is me crossing down
ourselves fucking nincompoop wow
my god where is the snacks I'm trying to find the hot cheetos I think it was
definitely the first section okay wait wait did we get the heavy cream yes did
We get the flour, we just need oil,
which is right behind you, oil, in vinegar.
What?
Why does he say it like that?
Cause this is the oil, bakeware, cake, house first place.
Okay, no, no, no, that's not, he said it the first time.
That's the first time.
Let it sound in a little, like.
A little in vinegar.
You see, the first time he said it,
it sounded like he said VI first,
and then just the whole rest of the word after.
He said, vinegar, that's what he said.
No, that's not even close to what he said.
He said vinegar.
No, I did not, because that's just
adding a whole extra end to the word that's not there.
All right, all right, OK.
Where did JK just say?
Let's just, I'm sounding out the word.
That's why.
Look.
What kind of oil does it matter?
There's so many different types.
I would say coconut oil, olive oil, right?
Probably olive oil, maybe you could get it back myself.
What do you even need the oil for?
Light tasting olive oil.
Because we don't want it to be all oily tasting, right?
Why is it oily?
How did I say art art?
Wait, they're saying not olive oil.
Okay, so what oil to deep fry?
Use beef towel.
They said if you're frying you should not use olive oil.
They said coconut oil or vegetable oil.
No lock in.
He's vegetable oil right here.
We can get Crisco's or Missola.
Hard healthy Missola.
You want to get this Missola?
Sure.
Collesterol free.
Yeah, cholesterol.
What's cholesterol?
He got one.
What's cholesterol?
Cholesterol is basically like the
cholesterol, it's like a body part of
your house cholesterol.
Why is your entire shirt
drenched?
You were drooling.
You got a big shirt.
Of course.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
What the fuck?
What's up, Chad?
Thank you, bro.
Hey, shout out to you guys.
Over there.
Shout out to Ukraine.
What season do we want?
Huh?
We need seasonings for our Mac.
Oh, yeah, we definitely got to get seasonings.
I'm going to leave this one up to you because you're the one talking about, oh, my Mac,
the cheese has to be perfect.
Oh.
Hey.
I'll see you in a minute before I hold this to people.
You know, that's what you said.
I'm on the spectrum.
Okay, then, yeah, I guess I am.
What?
I'm on the spectrum.
I'm on the spectrum.
I'm on the spectrum.
I'm on the spectrum.
I'm on the spectrum.
I'm on the spectrum.
I'm on the spectrum.
You said I'm on the spectrum. Okay, then yeah, I guess I am
what I
Sucked up. What's easy
Well, I apologize to me bro apologize to me bro. I said I'm on the spectrum and you just
Not larking you're larking being artistic. No, I'm not
Yeah, of course, why are you doing like the server?
another one? Yeah, I already got a photo of it, right?
They're serving the powder in their mac. Chad, what seasonings for the best mac and cheese?
Garlic powder. No, we can put garlic powder in there. Okay,
Italian season, Italian seasonings. We have Italian seasoning at the house.
how you know because I use this morning on my eggs
so what are we coming here for okay so we have a title
we're saying paprika okay black pepper
peppercorn okay we need paprika paprika
that's not a bad sound smoke paprika they said right here smoke paprika
smoked paprika okay okay do we have salt do we have salt garlic is it garlic
garlic powder or garlic salt or garlic powder or just garlic minced
I only do garlic powder salt we have salt there's a garlic salt it's garlic
Salt?
Garlic powder, onion powder.
I was saying garlic powder.
Onion powder for mac and cheese?
Yeah, I like it, I'll fax it off.
I don't want my, I don't know about you,
I don't want my mac taste in onion.
I want my synthetise as much as I can.
I want my synthetise, please.
I was saying cyan.
Cyan pepper?
I
What
What the fuck it's so funny
This is a recap nigga don't want season is no more. What do you talk about? Hi, do we get a sign or no?
You know why we get a kind member if we already have hot Tito's fuck
Mustard powder. Yo, I nobody wants
They're trying to make your shit be trashed and I'm not trying to see if you're shit is garbage, bro
Fuck out of here, bro. This is disgusting
Oh, I'm gonna get some parsley flakes. There's too much seasoning
How was this person not even seasoning games goes on the top
You got the onion powder garlic garlic powder onion powder black pepper paprika which we have we actually have salt though
We have salt I ate an ice salt
What?
Grab it, too.
We need to grab a little kid.
Grab a and mac and cheese?
Yeah, we need macs and laze.
We don't smoke on stream though.
I'm not.
Yo, I'm not doing a nicotine mac and cheese.
No, no, we have to have some chili.
We have to have some balsamic glaze or grubba on there.
You can balsamic glaze grubba on yours.
I'm not putting grubba in my mac and cheese.
What about the rest of everyone?
Wann Bligger?
Yo, what's the last he's named me?
Hi, bro.
Like, hi, man.
Like, this is a, like, silky no phone.
We need no water. We need peanut butter.
Peanut butter. No people here.
Hey, we're good. I mean everything.
Oh, I'm gonna get some chili powder for my lucky
yellow chili chili powder. My not a bad stuff.
Wait, wait, wait. I look. I look. I look. I look. I look.
He have a look. He has hot cheetos though.
Yeah, you don't want them back to be hot because it's hot.
Cheetos. You're right. Yeah, look. He has hot cheetos.
I don't need to get no.
I think we have enough seasoning bro I really do I don't think we need more
seasoning unless you want to get some Himalayan salt you're putting chicken
seasoning on Mac
I'm going to look for the cheese
Puffs
Where did you see a sack section
yeah that's out see we're gonna we're getting our steps in but we gotta make
sure we're here you say thousand steps every day yeah part you see you want
people about us
that's my friend she warned people about it she's here that's my friend oh
ships
No, that's the flaming Cheeto Puffs.
You mixed them.
These were?
Yes.
You mixed the hot cheese pups with the hot Cheetos.
What about the Taki Semando, Lo Keto, like?
Taki?
Schmackin' cheese balls.
Yes.
Like, okay, that's the right fit.
I don't think that'll hit.
Lo Keto, actually, might hit, though, like.
I don't think so, will.
I don't think so.
I don't think the texture would...
The texture is gonna be plenty.
Yeah, but like, the puffs, it's like a puffy...
We have everything.
No, we don't have to have everything.
We just need bowls.
Okay.
Yeah.
So what?
I think you can just get a separate bowl and try it.
Yeah.
I feel like we're missing one thing now.
No
We don't wonder sell blunder you do that
We have eggs we have eggs we have oil
Eggs oil we have flour
Let's go down here, let's go down here.
Okay.
We're all here.
She was.
She was.
I can't even say.
I can't even say.
I feel like.
Well, why don't you breathe it, breathe it so loud.
No, no, no, Chad.
We don't need, we don't need breadcrumb.
Wait, don't we need, like, don't we need, like, sugar for, like, a little bit of our
seasoning though?
Like, just a little bit though?
Like, to eat it out?
Sugar?
Yeah, like, to eat it out?
Yeah, to eat it out.
So it's not, like, you know what I'm saying?
I personally never had sugar mac and cheese.
I'm gonna put a little sugar in my shit.
I'm not gonna lie, bruh.
Okay.
I'm gonna put a little sugar in my shit.
I ain't gonna lie, bruh.
You might as well just fuckin' order mac and cheese, bruh.
You are fuckin' torching me, shit.
Well, I know how to cook, bro,
and you don't know how to cook.
I think he's gotta be as-
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
That's that hasty shit.
Yeah, you gotta add a little bit of sugar
right about there.
Okay, all we need is a blender unless you want to just crush them ourselves.
They have a blender now, okay
I'm gonna be honest Silk I think a blender is not a bad like addition to the house
Future episodes?
Bob London.
You lag out?
Bro, I- It's always on my days, bro. I gotta get the basement out, bro.
I'll tell you the half of whatever it is.
No, no.
If I buy it, I just get to keep it in my shirt.
No, we need- I want to put the blender in the kitchen, so I'll split it.
I have a kitchen.
Yes, you're gonna block your kitchen off
You'll have the code. I'm gonna come into your room every time I want to blend smoothie
Okay, I guess you're gonna sit there and make some of these what's blender do you want to get for your room?
I guess we're getting the magic bullet with the fuck
It's like the name of fucking ninja sex toy magic bullet is that that's the name of a cheat
That's why I'm hoping to cheat on my mom
Magic bullets wait right here ninja
$30 is nothing crazy
Just chop mince and purees in seconds very cheap reliable you just put the hot cheetos in here and blend them
A good blender
Thank you pick the blender you want bro
So like like this the ninja right here this was good
This one right here, the Ninja Professional, $250, $220 blender.
Processor.
What about the top left?
No, it says even mixing, manual processing, smooth puree, consistent slicing and quick
shredding, precise chopping, it does everything.
Okay, then yeah, go for it, that's the blender you want.
It's a blender, so should I get a nuti bullet?
Bro, it's a blender. Just pick one.
Just get this one for today.
Yo, you gotta piss me off.
Alright, so how's it get this one?
Just get this one.
Bro, that shit looks so fucking ass.
This one doesn't have a juice. It's for juices.
It's a juice. Isn't that what we want to make?
No, we're making ma-
Can I get a picture
Can I get a picture with you too, so
Wasn't like brothers
Thank you so much nice. Thank you. You smell great, bro
It's rare that a kid would come around and actually smell good
Yeah, like what a cologne on whoever his parents is they're they're they're raising a night
Look this mints is that's all we need to do to the cheetos is mince it. Oh, I bet so let's get the let's get
Let's get the black decker. Okay, get it
Why are you so angry bro because we've been deciding oh like you ruled all over yourself, and you're so angry
This air-dryer shit
What's this?
Okay.
This one?
How much is this one?
This one looks cheap as fuck.
What about this one?
is that that one does that one bludgeon you said what's like over to bottle the
fuck would you do yeah actually acting like a bot this is a little overkill
no when blender think it has to right here what the fuck I do I think we have
everything we need right oh
I straight from my fridge
So we use this like this no no no cheese no wait do we have nice nice you only have plastic
nice I'm not yeah I'm not are they in boxes no okay let's go hurry we have everything we need
everything we need we have to I don't have like those though like those you know pots or pans
Like wait, don't we, to bake the mac and cheese balls, don't we need like the, like a tray, we need them.
You don't bake them, you fry them.
Huh?
Yeah, we got baked mac and cheese.
We got a freak fuck out.
Like bro, like, bro, you look like so mean.
Yo, yo, yo, we fry the-
We gotta buy this stuff and tenderize our meat.
We don't even fucking making meat!
We don't even have meat!
You don't got to be.
Come here, come here, come here.
Yeah.
So you don't have pan.
Do we need a pan?
What do we deep fry it in a pan or a pot?
That's actually a good question.
Yeah, what are you doing?
I feel like there's a deep frying pot.
Yeah, it's called an air fryer.
So you want to get an air fryer?
Yes.
You don't need an instant pot douche. You're not making like you're not
This is perfect actually this is like the perfect day
Honestly
How are you sitting on this in the back of the golf cart?
Oh, you need a deep fryer?
Wait, so we needed-
This is an air fryer for Mac and Cheese is amazing, not a lot.
I mean, this one's the best one.
What's one?
That's the best one?
Yeah.
How do you say that? Because at a price, are you saying that-
Chats on saying the ninja crispy
I'm saying that because of the price are you saying that because it actually is a chat saying ninja crispy these be the ones I always see
Not a lot
Is the best
Wait, can you can you put the mac and cheese balls in here and they have to be deep fried in the oil?
What?
Sit here.
I don't even need this.
I don't know.
I think you want me to park this out there for five hours.
No, I know.
I just want to know what I'm going to do.
Oh.
You're just looking at me.
We need this.
We need this.
We need to separate the noodles.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
No, this guy is asking you that.
No.
Because you're...
and it's sufferable because you're looking at shit that you don't even watch but okay so we would not
have known that we needed that if I wasn't looking around you see I'm saying bro I'd rather be safe
than sorry I'd rather be sorry than safe
I'm fucking going to the checkout bro.
True.
Oh my god.
It was almost DG.
True.
It was over a fucking dozen line.
Wait, why do we need more oil?
This isn't enough oil?
Bro, that's so much.
It's so much.
It's so much.
It's so much.
It's so much.
It's so much.
It's so much.
It's so much.
It's so much.
It's so much.
It's so much.
It's so much.
That's so much
There's a chesty we need more oil
We probably do you have a whole bottle of that's what I mean
But I'm pretty sure we're supposed to fill an entire pot even though we're not using the entire oil
It was supposed to fill an entire pot
Bones too. Oh, yeah
Gotta get ranch you need ranch
I want buttermilk ranch. I don't like that. Oh, here, you want buttermilk ranch? I don't
only like this brand, though. Buttermilk ranch right here. Here we go. Now we're fucking
talking baby come on
wait why do we need normal oil
what other oil do we need Jack
All you're saying random oils dude, I don't even remember where the oils was at
Another thing of vegetable oil
Are you guys saying one two three oil what they're saying the sessions
Honey
Okay, I didn't need like a drink brother. I'm just so stressed out right now
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
Bro, no, but...
I'm not buying that, so you just stole that.
I'm not buying that.
So you just stole it.
It's good.
Take it again.
Don't try mine.
You should get one.
I'm going to make sure I tell them to leave those two shoulders out.
Oh, you're not.
Because I know.
Wait, is that what we need?
Yes, we need everything.
You got a blender?
Yes.
A air purer?
No, we don't need air purer.
We're going to have to use our whole thing.
Yep.
So, check out a little bit.
It don't matter to me.
You go over here.
Okay.
I got some of the others.
You got them.
I'll see you.
All right.
Did you place bags in the baguarium?
Ready?
There's no bags.
Just take it to my...
There's no bags?
We have bags.
Go.
I'm gonna be honest, here's how we're gonna do this, okay?
You're gonna pick the thing up on the skater,
you're gonna put it in the bag.
Minus 10 cents.
That's it.
Nice job.
You know what's crazy,
they actually charged 10 cents for a bag in LA.
Not complaining about taxes, boy.
All right, ready?
Hold this, tell me I have one thing to do.
Here we go. Go, go, go, go, grab, grab, grab, grab.
Why are you moving like that?
Yeah, my sense of urgency is terrible.
You have an awful sense of urgency.
Look at this teamwork, bro.
I've been out of the night for so long.
Out of the what?
Out of the body for so long.
This is what I used to do for a living, dude.
No, you don't.
You said you had like one job, man.
I didn't think you worked a job.
I did.
This is Walmart.
Walmart and, uh, Panera.
I didn't get it.
Oh.
Nice.
Trying to steal.
Nice, bro.
I'm trying to steal shit, are you serious?
I'll scan twice.
Wait, wait.
No, no, because we gotta do anything.
Nice.
Honestly, do we double the shells and just get the elbows?
Oh, now you want to do that.
Well, are we mixing them back or no?
I'm not mixing them.
Nice! Good job.
Can you stop?
What? You're sharing us on?
I don't need words of encouragement.
We got this move.
Well, I don't need this meeting, sir.
There.
Ice tray.
We're about to ice tray with no ice.
Are you a bot?
Yo.
You bought an ice tray, but didn't buy any ice to put in it.
OK.
Chat everybody type your prediction for how much is going to be total in the chat the entire order
These are good.
You scan them already?
Yeah.
Here's this.
Wait.
There you go.
Square container.
What was this word? Is this yours?
He is like we are we are
One day I'm gonna invent something bro and it's gonna be it's gonna make you able to just
Once you take some off the shelf, it's already a thing.
It pays for it.
It's literally a thing.
This is what it's for.
This?
This is the last and the item in the baggy area.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I'll show you, Clanker.
He'll just put a bag up between his legs,
like he's gonna put a bag up between his legs,
I'll put a bag up between my legs,
and put a mess in that bag.
He's just holding it in your bag this time, Drew.
It's okay.
I don't want it to fall off the cart.
I was gonna fall off the cart if he had it on his bag.
Oh, my God, because...
I'm Andrew.
You just strap yourself in the seat belt,
and he can't fuck up.
Put it in the driving, in, in, in...
You didn't put it in the driving, in the, in the, in the...
in the bag so now we're helping it now we
saw your fault it's his fault
What are you doing here?
Is that everything?
What are you doing here?
That's the new dose.
How do you scan a pot?
This to have it.
This on?
Go to have a sticker?
That is free.
Oh, I tell you.
They're going to send us to the gul off that.
Why would you encourage people to start?
Our pot doesn't have a sticker.
A scanable thing on it.
God doesn't have a sticker, a scannable thing on it.
Oh.
We're going to give you the Friends of Family discount.
Friends of Family discount, oh God.
Let it go!
Woo!
Yo, tell me where you fucking went.
Oh, yeah.
Tell me you're parking inside.
All right, so...
Is that the final?
Yeah.
What, we didn't scan like that?
Oh, that was a pretty heavy discount.
Thank you, bro.
Total?
Damn, that was pretty old.
400 bones.
Oh, god.
Wait, they're spamming pinned.
Call Russell? Oh no.
No. Oh my god. He just drove two and a half hours.
Yo, what's up?
Is it bad news still?
It's really not that bad.
So why is he making that face?
She had to get a gift for Darla for one year anniversary
and he took his email and they cancelled it.
Today he sent Russell two and a half hours away to get a different gig and they don't
grab it.
Damn boy.
I just want an exclamation mark to get the one that I...
Yes, get the one... wait this one right here, this one right here.
Hold on.
You saw the one that I exclaimed marks?
Hold on.
That, did you see it?
Wait, what's that?
Anniversary.
Come on.
Yeah, I just sent, I just sent the picture.
I just sent you the exact picture, sending right now.
Some strong hands.
Nah.
Thank God the ball...
Thank God the golf car...
It's a beautiful day.
It is. It's beautiful.
I'm so happy the golf car is still there, bro.
Why?
I was thinking...
What?
Are you like trying to, like, test this?
Like...
Are you just like, what?
You don't know where you are.
Oh stop saying shit like that, bro a kid will take your shit. Oh
My god that ice man
He's listening to ice man
Celebrity
ice oh
My gosh my text aren't sending to Russell for some reason
Bro
My butt
It's pretty here
It's like, it's kind of, I don't know how to explain it.
Holds open.
My butt?
It says, mind your head when opening the sword, guys.
Oh.
Yeah, but it's not like going through for something.
There we go.
This, we never should figure out how this works.
It looks like that one that I explanation mark.
But it looks like it's like a plate.
This bitch has some.
What the fuck are you doing bro?
I think I got it.
No cap cause I got this one in.
This one?
No.
It should be fine though.
we use the blender to lean against it? Hold on brother, I got this.
I think we have to leave it like this. It's broken. Oh it's broken. I mean I'm
assuming it's not going in. It's not going inside the hole. Nice. But I know why though.
because of this right here I got it nice woo I got it nice woo I did it okay I
did it
I did it Lacey it's locked in so this shit was meant for this is all this I'm
I can't do anything.
Bro, they be sitting here all these little streamers, they can't do any labor, any hard
work.
Any hard work.
Hell no.
Look at what you just did.
Like, come on, bro, we've been doing this stuff, bro.
Look what you just did, bro.
Look what we just did, man.
Okay.
Should we put this in here?
Um, nah, I feel like we could hold that inside a lot.
What about eggs?
Huh?
Eggs.
Somebody's gonna have, he, look, he could hold that.
He could hold that.
He could hold us in that.
On your lap.
Oh, don't be fun right here.
You hold two hands?
Bro, they'll be fine.
You go two hands, bro, they'll be fine on top. Oh, bro, the eggs are gonna break. They won't trust me
I'm gonna drive very nice
You sure you let you don't want to hold it though
Okay, fucking bro, bro, I could drive very nice. Oh, can you like this you're loose it's like you talk about this
Why don't you gonna call me a word?
So I put this pot in the back?
That's your point, yeah.
You think you're going to fall over that?
Yes. One wrong turn and that should go on.
You think so? That's not when it falls, man.
Okay. Fuck it, I just put this...
Okay, so laser was just put that right there and that.
No, just leave the cart right here.
They're going to call us lazybones in the chat, but it's fine, bro.
right here where's it wait well that's a
topic yeah so put it right here give me
the car
that girl's actor I swear to God what's
up man what is he doing
What's up dude? How you doing? Good. Good bro? Yeah.
Can I get a picture of you? Let's do it. Thank you so much.
Beautiful. Thanks man. Nice to meet you bro.
Yeah, who's the one lady that's always in the Adam Sandler movies? You know what I'm talking about? The blonde?
You're talking about um, I swear that was her.
I do, yeah, I'm always there working out. It was good bro. I recognize you from there.
You guys good? Yeah, I'll see you at the gym though. See you at the gym.
See you. Jennifer Anderson. Jennifer Anderson just survived by the way. Where?
In the road. In the truck? In the truck?
In the Rolls Royce car. Jennifer Anderson.
In the passenger seat. Wait, so God, that was her.
I was just pausing that. Jennifer Anderson.
No, it wasn't.
That was a paid actor.
I
Gotta see
I don't know
Does she live in Calabas she live in LA?
This is the acting central, bro. I
I guess she's in that she was in a Rolls Royce. What do you mean? I guess she's in that she's in a Rolls Royce like a
convertible Rolls Royce
Don't chat Santa, it wasn't her.
Really?
What do you mean a hot box of golf cart?
Nah, we said a hot box of golf cart, okay.
Yo, let's go down this Boulevard, shit.
What do you mean?
Like, go down, don't just exit.
Let's drive around this.
I'm down.
Should we play music?
Oh, we met her before.
We did?
Yeah, see, when we first got swatted.
Oh, how you doing? Good to see ya.
She said, I like that.
What the fuck is this smell?
She said, hi.
Brayodom, yo, yo, it's crazy.
We dead ass when we been living in Calabasas for three weeks,
I already feel like the king of this shit.
Oh my god, so that ain't not the king of LA, but you're the king of Calabasas now.
That's how I'm feeling.
Oh my god.
She don't follow black people.
Alright.
I'm gonna play some chillishy while we drive down the...
I
Won't turn on
Yo, I got
No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It just took a second to boot up. It's an old car. Okay, let it be
I'm not strong with you. How's it a old car and army 70t told me to get it back in 2025?
She'll bring you in a podcast
If you go to this Boulevard station, there might be a might have to be a truck that does what we're playing
I'm going to go down to Boulevard and check it out.
What's going on there?
What is that?
This is what we got to come here for.
That's to get expensive.
That's where they're going.
That's where they're coming.
I
Would be honest about it was a baby shit on low and just let's just go down a Boulevard and just
Hope you don't know where I need to resign with my fellow peers
And I'm a celebrity
Leads here, I'm gonna be a detail celebrity and I still a celebrity
See controls you coming down who
See what?
She sees you and she was like, oh my god, he's so handsome. She wants to
She's seen laser she was like
You're not a z-tier you're a z-tier
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Got me soy, been on a time of your story
And my eyes got blown, and I tell you the truth
And my eyes got a story, hey
And my eyes got a story, and I can't help but now lost my glory
Say you ain't ready but it's lost and alone
I be with a time kid, pop star, all day
Got a little bone, what a pop star, the boy
Got a little bone, what a pop star, the noise
Say you ain't ready but it's been a ghost
Say you ain't ready but it's been a ghost
Stay here, money, but be the ghost
Hold on, Jack!
Stay here, money, but be the ghost
Hey!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Yeah, and there's been a lot of blood and drugs
I've had a lot of comfort
But you know I'm not here
So I don't need something like this
I'm in bed
So I broke down
I'm so fucked
I'm keeping it
I'm keeping my foot
What's going down?
Hello, yes, go cameras, bring the cameras.
Thank you.
Yes.
Yes, we are live, yes.
You guys are amazing.
Oh!
Where's it going?
I had to say it though
If they call the guys, I can't follow them
I'm not a chugger, or a money six too
But you look like an anchor to me anymore
Where do you think you're in, girl? Let it go
But I'm not a judge, and I can't hate it
But I thought I'd rather...
I'm gonna talk with the pigs!
I lay here so much but I don't know what you do
I say where my millions to that group
That's alright, I don't know how I'm gonna do it
But I got nothing to hide in this
I'm under a bombing range too
Analyzing certain versions of this
I got a choice in the neighborhood
I'll pick a blues
It's not making up for fun
I wish it was out of fun
I'd make a blues
But they don't want me for ass
They know I'm good
They know I'm bad
They know I'm good
I can fight
I can fight
I can win the fight
I can win
I just put some drugs on my man with my son's lip
I don't want to hurt him, I'm trying
She told me she loved me, I don't fucking buy it
He didn't use her garbage till I'm on an island
He doesn't want to test me, I'm not silent
I don't want to try, I think fine
Get out of bed, thank you
It ain't fine guys, I can't bother you
I'm an entire guy, but my money stays to
I wish we'd have a game where I'd never be here
What's the thing I'm going to let it through
When I'm money just a cackle
When I find a love cackle
I love you so much but I can't let you go
Oh my god, this is a good one
Hey!
Fuck yeah!
She's not behind me, fair as my history,
For the better, I've had a vision of minus.
She let me get up behind it,
Spotted a sucky eye.
Okay, if it's a general idea,
I'm gonna tell you something to make.
She's still gonna run for days,
No other boy can make it.
I can't fucking make it.
Why'd you ever hire the mace?
God, I don't feel like a mace.
You look from your baby face,
Like the only mate,
You and me on the run, swimming in the water
You and me on the highway
I can tell when you change, you make the world say it all the way
Swimming in the water, maybe we'll be okay
Maybe you just wanna get on it, or you wanna get paid
Baby, I'm just gonna punch, you just wanna make a name
You just wanna make a face, and you're gonna lose the game
you
you
you
you
you
I
Around the back and just bring the back
Bring we don't have to bring our groceries through the door
We can bring all you can literally just bring it pull the car right up here back it in right to the door
It's literally right there. That's actually that's that's fire, bro. That's fire
There is just one more thing but we gotta make one one
I am a couple.
Take it just in case.
Hold on.
I got to take it.
Take it.
Take it.
I got to take it.
Alright, back.
I'm not in the team.
No, no, no.
This is all a mistake.
You're so obsessed with me.
Oh my God.
I am a...
What the fuck is that?
A group?
The bathroom?
Right there, right?
Wait.
Where are you chasing?
There's one of God.
I don't hear anything.
I don't hear anything.
I don't hear anything.
I don't hear anything.
I don't hear anything.
I don't hear anything.
I don't hear anything.
What could they be doing?
What the fuck?
What is going on?
This one is like Pete's french fries.
Re-save me for a little re-save me.
You always this terminal?
Yeah, I've been cut up real quick.
Put on randomly again.
Put on marble floors by summers.
Like six grand.
I have to throw your car on him.
My car on this.
Ah!
That ain't got to set me up.
I'm gonna sing a song now.
Oh my god, I'm gonna sing a song now.
I'm gonna make it up.
Fuck.
That's your job, man.
Make fun of you right now.
Did you even win today?
No, you won't.
Okay.
You got first-hand, lost the drive-in,
and then lost the second-hand.
You got 13-1.
No, no, no.
That's not me.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Jesus.
Nigga, but I don't know,
if we went into the skirmish,
Nigga's gonna get a belt hit.
He went through the bathroom, leave him alone.
That is not my car!
So GT, well, it's not exactly your car.
That's the same.
Four-door version, we'll have a year.
Uh, I mean, they had a...
Wait, you're all straight? You're done?
Hey!
How many hours did you do?
Six.
How?
Like how?
What time do you wake up?
I started at one, and I streamed for like six hours.
Seven.
Aren't you at hour like six as well, where you started at...
I'm pretty consistent this month.
Like 110 hours, 112 hours.
Who's up there at 112?
It's pretty good
I have a 19 car
Yeah, right there.
Yeah, right there.
Oh, okay.
I mean, that's the big version of fucking.
Yeah, that's not the X, alright.
Why are you saying X is the pro?
I thought the X and the pro are like synonyms.
You can actually cut up.
Oh, I see XQC, little clip,
Suki's on, I'm dropping like Suki.
I think it's Suki's like...
Suki's good, but like...
I'm not gonna lie, tell me I wasn't getting at you with my JLA.
We should do a cut-up shirt and he's going a lot of Dino.
I gotta chill.
And it's your exit.
I was cutting up.
I was cutting up too.
In a HSU.
I was always.
I could cut up an HSU game.
Guys, we gotta drive safe, bro.
I'm not a competition with your game, man.
Well, yeah, I know.
My car is big.
Yeah.
Yeah, your car is fast, but like, cutting up is different.
I saw this guy in my Cybertruck, though.
I mean, you're not cutting up in a Cybertruck.
I mean, you're not cutting up in a Cybertruck.
I probably couldn't even take a corner with the wide bike there.
I mean, you're not cutting up in a Cybertruck.
I mean, you're not coming up in the service.
I'm sure I probably couldn't even take a corner with the wide body there.
That's what we're putting up for, especially with you in the corner.
I guess.
You don't think that's hard, bro.
That's the corner.
When is that shit coming in?
She's there.
So you said 40.
40.
So there's no more than 40 in the world.
Of the wide body kits, no.
That's what James said.
I did.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Here it says, oh my God.
Bro.
No, I'm not.
No, it's just Nell puts it on the car.
That's what I did at the start.
What?
What?
Bro, he gave me the guy!
That's what he did!
Your car was cool because it was the fastest one, but now the Y-Bot is going to be like
harder to drive now.
No, it's not.
Yeah, it's not.
Mom, maybe I got a sports car.
I've driven the Y-Bot years since we were younger.
Maybe I got a sports mom.
What?
Doesn't it have like six inches?
No, it's the second one I made that I do have a sports car.
I should have got a sports mom.
What?
I think 90% of cars have those.
My mom's one.
Oh, so you said it doesn't have a nice size.
I made that mold though.
Yeah, made that mold.
I was putting up the speedo.
And he bounced.
Speak of the devil.
Bounce.
He'll get the speedo, brother.
He got the speedo.
SUV is low key mid, bro.
What?
The SUV clears the.
Hell no, the seats in the back.
There you go.
I don't think you've ever sat in that SUV game.
I sat in the back of the SUV with a PlayStation 5
and a back with a War II Road.
He's just better than the SUV.
It's the back of the Sedanus.
I'm going to keep the bug.
Yeah, yo yo yo
That shit's crazy
No, I sat in the back of an SUV one and it didn't have the middle part it was me
My shit got the same shit
You told your may back how many actions if you on the car fax
Well, I have insurance.
What did you tell you?
Oh, boy, that's it, Sal.
That's it, Sal.
That's it, Sal.
Damn!
What is this?
Hey!
That's it, Sal.
That's it, Sal.
That's it, Sal.
That's it, Sal.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Hey, I like the water.
You see the pussies?
They get it, so they're like, you do some great martial arts.
You're crazy.
Why, that's it.
I see what song you want.
I'll play the song.
Unthinkable?
By Barajitha.
At least you should.
At least.
At least.
At least.
At least.
At least.
At least.
At least.
At least.
At least.
At least.
At least.
At least.
At least.
At least.
Oh, yeah, we in here. I'm in everything. I'm in everything.
Oh, hey!
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, what did you say to me?
No, he's still with the hot red.
You gotta put that thing up on back.
I gotta get my foot.
What's with Jake?
Oh, Steve.
That's the clear of the G80.
Now we're playing this all night.
What's with the G80?
I can't break.
I can't break, there's no break!
Where's the break button? I'm breaking it!
You are fast!
Ohhh!
Alright, alright, alright, keep up, keep up!
How does he win another 100 if we play this all day?
Oh!
Thanks, Lucy.
Oh, so this is the break, okay.
I'm gonna be.
Tell me that comes to me.
If you are not innocent, use the say right now.
Use this all now.
You give me a feeling that I never felt before.
I think I deserve it!
I think I deserve it!
If he can't accept it, that's impossible!
Too late!
No!
No!
Beyond your tolerance and your tolerance!
Son!
Son, he's dead!
Woo!
He's dead.
Who's this is really?
Oh my god.
Yo, this is what it's for.
I'm gonna play this all day, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You're keeping it right here?
Oh, so that means late night?
Oh my god.
I'm gonna play this soon.
I'm gonna get fried.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Yo, I'm gonna be playing this soon.
Oh
I
With one hand it's just kind of it's gonna be impossible is it gonna be impossible to steer
How quick am I gonna crash a one arm
Yo, bro, I'm gonna throw you five.
I'm gonna buy it.
Chad, do I crash in the sand?
Under or over 30 seconds?
What time do you want?
Any.
I just killed a bug that was on me?
He's gonna be really hard with one arm, right?
Yeah, pretty difficult.
I should have probably just thrown it on automatic.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm him, I'm actually him bro.
This would one arm by the way bro.
Who gave me a hundred?
with the hundred gifted oh shit thank you for the hundred bro
yo game is tough bro I'm gonna be honest I'm definitely gonna be on that
like they're hooking us up so we can do is basement we just set up all the
rigs right next to each other and you can all play at the same time put it on
gone yeah so it'll be silly we put like all these extra children race literally
right next to each other and then all of you guys can just raise yeah I was
doing good that was good you know I was kind of crazy I did say thank you like
10 times my head you just said yo so he choose another from one to a hundred
I said a hundred
He's a meh hundred?
Yeah
This one's for you
I thought she was not me
I thought she was not me
Yo, you hear what he said?
Why don't you say that one more time?
He's gonna give us those and put them all in a basin and a line and we can all play a one
Dennis, yes
That's hard
I would rather mine be in my seventh though, don't keep it
How are you gonna be able to put that at your center?
Are you hot? No, it's better for all next to each other with one camera racing
Lights in here brighter light switch. Yeah
Alright.
No, let's see what the Hydrogen gifted! Lock in! Lock in! Lock in! No, you're not! Lock in!
Distribute the laser! Distribute it! Lock in!
Come on, bro!
Don't even know how you were gonna get it!
With the Hydrogen gifted!
With the Hydrogen gifted!
That's fucking ice cream in the fucking house.
Oh
It's only three
It's only three cracked eggs, I was fine
Right so small with the 10
Gifted
Is it all I don't fucking know dumb ass most of them
They're all cracked.
As long as we got like five, we're good. We have five. We have like ten. We're fine.
We're good. It's okay. Calm down. And guess what else? Guess what else?
Look at this. I have an extra ruler here.
Oh, you're gonna put this ice in your ice machine?
Have you never seen an ice tray in your life?
Yeah, there's always ice in it.
Yeah, how do you think ice gets in there?
There put ice in it you put water in it and you put it in your fucking freezer
Okay, so let me ask you a question. Oh, yes question. You drink tap water. No, okay, so why do you drink tap ice?
I'm not putting water bottles in there water bottles in your ice tray. Yeah
That's crazy water bottles in the ice. Yes because LA water is horrific and it was New York, and I would do it
New York water is
Hey, Jay.
Oh, so I'm on the 5-5 here.
What was it, sir?
You're not going to come over here and do what I said.
Who's the soul partner now?
You're already trying to jack our slack, bro.
Get your right-ass out of here.
We didn't rest the trackers first.
Oh, yeah, I can't do this now.
We didn't rest the trackers first.
Oh, you heard that.
I see you.
That girl homie with the tag!
Big!
GIGGLE!
Oh
Thank you all for a chat
Just now.
Oh, see yourself.
But the one getting it.
Stop the dance.
Run.
Team B.
What?
Team B.
Run.
No, run.
Get it.
To the stage.
Woo!
Look at the sunset.
This is some fucking shit.
Okay, this is protein pudding.
Yeah.
Here, bro.
Yeah.
Protein pudding.
Protein pudding?
Wait, I'm gonna put the macros on that.
It's crazy, Calvary, it's pretty good.
10 grams of protein, that's actually crazy.
Is it good, too?
It's good.
Can I have one?
Can I have one?
Wait, what are y'all making today?
This is hand-to-hand,
It says spoon me on a thing because you're supposed to make this a spoon.
South Tidal with a gunman, get him!
A tail, a jaw, with a nose hole!
Mario with another gun!
South Tidal with a gunman!
This should taste like dick bro.
What?
No it is not.
You missed five?
Oh!
Fly with the five gift dick!
You fucking bastard!
I ain't got that, I'm a dad.
I'm a son of a...
Wait, that's what a bastard is?
I don't want to do this.
What is a bastard?
No, dad.
Yo, the tunes are not...
Yo, you're...
I don't got a bastard.
He's no dad.
Yo, the tunes are not...
Come again!
With the boy, kick it to the swing!
Get it!
I'm gonna be good!
A.J. with the five gift-ed!
Fuck you!
You sure?
Hot Cheeto Mac and Cheese Balls?
Oh, there.
Wait, can I try it?
Can I try this?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Wait, what do y'all make it today?
Fly.
Thank you so much for the five gifted.
Thank you.
Thank you, fly.
Thank you, fly.
Thank you, fly.
For the five gifted.
Thank you, fly.
What do y'all make it today?
Hot Cheeto Mac and Cheese Balls.
What?
Good.
Fuck what?
Well, he's fucking it up, bro.
He's eating our fuck.
Yo, he's eating our shit, bro.
We need these.
We need these.
We need these.
We need these.
eatin' our shit from E.D.'s.
I asked you.
Ask you.
We appreciate your stuff.
That's my hand.
Hot Cheeto Macintosh.
Where's your...
Where's the cracker to your rice?
No, no, no.
Say it like it's Rossi Cracker.
No, say it like it's Rossi Cracker.
Where's the...
That's crazy.
No, that's crazy!
He's liking it right now.
Oh!
Self-time with the...
Self-time!
Oh!
Look at him!
Look where they're at!
Wow, five cheetahs are so good.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Wow, you should have had them clean the kitchen.
Yeah.
No key?
No key.
They just cleaned the shit.
It's the last.
They just cleaned the shit and now we're about to fuck it up.
These guys cleaned it up ourselves.
We've got to clean it up.
We're all cooked cleans after.
Come on, guys.
I dead-assly cut my lip-eating pudding.
Yeah, so that means that egg on y'all.
The egg not on this shit.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
No, why not?
Here.
Put it up. I'll be coming.
I like it.
Yeah, I like that.
What is it?
J.
Fanko.
What did we get?
Did?
I appreciate you.
Fly!
Kick swap!
With the fly!
Kick it to the screen!
Woo!
That's all, that's all.
I'm going to call my gifters right now.
Blackpink's waiting.
Blackpink's waiting.
Blackpink's waiting.
Blackpink's waiting.
Blackpink's waiting.
So, time off coming in with a big five gifted to the streets.
Thank you so much for the five gifted
Oh
That's your life. That's it yourself boy. Oh, that's your yourself boy. You see me in got some salt pepper sick going on boy
We're gonna play with us like this.
We're gonna play with them. None of us like you.
We don't want to listen to this no more.
We're gonna turn this shit down.
Keep it like that.
I want to see your left hand man
Fuck this guy
Where are you?
Hey, what did they talk about? Did that take me?
Did that say me?
Uh, what did it say?
It said, Uh, what did that say?
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Are you with the big JT?
Thank you.
Bo, are you going to be the dude with the chains?
That's not what I wanted.
All right, I'm back.
You ready?
You're going to say it's time.
I knew it, Shane.
The Hype Trains better leave!
Are you ready?
Today on salt and pepper we are making mac and cheese hot cheeto balls.
We got on that right, all right, all right, all right, come on.
Mac and cheese hot cheeto balls.
Hot cheeto mac and cheese balls.
Yes.
Today on the new episode of Saw and Pepper, we are making Hot Cheeto Mac and Cheese Balls!
Boom!
Now listen, this is going to be our first time ever making this ever.
We have never made this in our lives.
Among a lot of people who are going to cheat it and probably make it.
You wanted to order the mac and cheese?
I just wanted to order the mac and cheese, but it's okay.
That doesn't matter.
We're not doing it.
We're going to start everything from scratch.
And yes, we're still getting high.
What?
Huh?
I don't know, I don't know what you're doing.
We're getting high after?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We shouldn't do that.
Well, yeah.
All right, let's get started.
First thing we got to do.
OK, so first thing.
Listen, here's the steps.
I said, you don't come on blueberries or anything.
You got to actually eat them.
Come on, man.
You want to slide down a little bit?
Just jump in.
Actually, no, no.
Be right here.
Be right here.
Hey, sweetheart, how you doing?
I'll be right here.
Hey, I'm doing real good now that you're here.
Come a little closer, but it's hitting you just right.
Oh, for real?
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much for that.
So basically, I want to make hot Cheeto Mac and Cheeseballs,
and I'm asking if you give me a step-by-step recipe.
Sounds like a fun, spicy twist on mac and cheese.
Here's a quick step-by-step
to make hot Cheeto Mac and Cheeseballs.
One, cook about eight ounces of elbow macaroni, drain it,
and mix in the cheese sauce.
Use a sharp cheddar or a nacho cheese blend
for extra flavor.
Two, stir in some crushed hot cheetos
for that fiery crunch right into the mix.
Three, chill the mixture in the fridge
for at least 30 minutes so it firms up.
Four, roll into balls about golf ball sized.
Five, rub them, dip in flour, then beaten egg,
then more crushed hot cheetos for the outer coating.
Six, fry in hot oil, 350 degrees Fahrenheit,
until golden and crispy, about two to three minutes.
Seven, drain on paper towels,
Hit them with a little more crushed cheetos on top of the pasta and serve them.
So we should probably make the, whatever that is, sit in for 30 minutes first.
Yeah, so we gotta make the mac and cheese first.
Why would we make the mac and cheese first?
Because the mac and cheese has to sit in the fridge for 30 minutes so that it's not hot,
so we can roll it into a ball.
Oh, that, wait, we're rolling the mac and cheese into a ball?
Yes, the mac and cheese has to go into a ball so that we can then dip it into the egg
and dip it into the hot chino and then put it on the plate.
Holy sped.
No shit.
Fat niggas know what substance is in to them.
Jax, thank you so much for the five gift.
Okay, elbow macaroni.
You gotta boil it up first.
Wait, you don't just put this in the pot?
What do you mean?
What do you mean boil it?
You gotta boil the water with the hot,
with the salt. Hold on, have you ever had a dry noodle?
Alright, wait, do we boil it in water?
What are you looking for?
We use it for both the water, fish and water noodles in here that we dump it out and we
just fill it up with a fry.
How much are you filling up this?
So, as the water boils, it goes down.
So we should fill it up more than what we want to use.
Is that true?
Yes.
Chad, is that true?
It's like a generation.
Oh, look at the bunny.
Oh, look at them, there's multiple bunnies.
Oh!
Oh, cute!
Motherfucker, I'm gonna do it.
OK, mate.
That's good, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see you get it.
Is that actually good or not?
I mean, yeah, I think it's a good idea.
You said the water goes down, and so haven't you?
Yeah, but it's time to go open down.
OK, yeah.
All right, let's go and switch on, Graham.
Put it in.
All right, let's do it first with water.
Yeah.
OK.
Get a salt out.
So all the noodles are boiling.
You know what we should do?
We should make the heavy whipping cream.
What do you mean the heavy whipping cream?
So I'm pretty sure you put the heavy whipping cream
into a bowl, and then you put all your seasoning,
your cheese, all that in the heavy cream,
and then you put that on the mac and cheese.
Chad, is that right or not?
Is that right?
Let's put the salt in there.
I love that.
I actually love that a lot.
Need a little more salt?
And then, in order to get the water to boil, you put the lid on.
No more regardless, but you're right, okay.
Probably some omelettes.
Maybe a little bit.
Okay.
You're saying yes, you're right.
Wait, do I, do you heat this?
Wish I do you heat this at all?
What are you doing? Why are you living this shit?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, so here's what we do we put this in a pan
You heat the heavy whipping cream, that's what the chasms wait wait, but sitting we heat after what we
Like mix it all up. I'm gonna mix it all up
I see me dump it in the pan and we mix it all up and then we put it in there
But I'm saying you don't want to like put it in like a bowl make some all our
seasonings and then put it in the beer? Yeah we do that.
You said add butter.
So we add a little bit of a can of butter?
Now the low key be a bigger brother!
You want to make edible mac and cheese hot cheeto balls?
Sounds like a fast sound at all.
Will that ruin the taste though?
They say yes, I think we don't have to add a lot.
What do you even add the butter to?
What do you even add the butter to?
You don't think that'll throw the taste off?
I think it'll throw the taste off and we'll put half the butter.
A little bit.
And it makes for some normal butter too?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not for that.
It will taste like a weed mac and cheese.
No way, bro.
They know what's going to try or no.
All you had to do was try on two.
Unless you think like a certain one.
You just make one of them.
Yeah, I'm not going to move that.
Then we have the two bags.
Whatever you want to do, bro.
No, let's keep it personal, bro.
Okay, do you want to bolt?
Do you want to be honest?
Do you personally know what I'm about to do?
I quit getting tired.
Literally just said, let's get hot.
Where's the bowl?
He's getting the bowl.
How much cream do we do?
How much cream do we do at the log?
Wait, is heavy whipping cream taste good?
It looks like vanilla milk.
What does it say?
That's what I'm like does it not look like it tastes like a milkshake oh my god
that did as if it takes like a milkshake
not even sure that it tastes like fucking cum tastes like fucking cum it
It actually tastes like nut, and it has the same consistency as nut, too.
Silk, where's the bowl?
That's not a game, Chad.
Alright, let's check on our water.
It's not even fucking boiling.
Why is it not boiling?
You know what I think it needs to happen, bro?
Is this enough water or not?
Is this enough water?
How do you feel like it's not?
Please? Salty?
Oh, I got a salty.
Good cons on salting it, chat.
Oh, shit.
Don't worry about theеля
I already salted it
I know that's how you bought it.
I know that's how you bought it.
You're a loser.
You're a loser.
Hey, why are you washing the bowl before we use it?
Because the bowl was not fully cleaned.
But like people be trying to make sure, like I've been trying to bring one bowl,
and then niggas be like, you should use another bowl.
Make sure you bring this bowl and then bring the initial bowl that I was going to bring.
I think that bowl is too small for the way you do it.
Oh, oh, it is.
So that's why I actually didn't bring this bowl,
But niggas be like yo bro, why you bringin' this bowl bro, it's dirty.
I did not even say that Jackass.
I'm talking about this fucking jackass.
Oh.
Fuck you Jackass.
Fuck you Jackrabbit.
Fuck you.
The cream is to make a roots.
By the way, Suki, I tried the heavy cream.
I heard it.
Why?
Yeah, that's what he said.
Yeah, come on, shit, man.
It looks like a vanilla milkshake, doesn't it?
Bro.
Alright, how much do we pour in here?
Do we have any measuring chips?
Oh, we get to five.
Tell me a good point, bro.
Now, I don't think I can just do it in the bowl.
No, Jack, thanks for another five-gifted.
Why can't we not just do it in the bowl?
That's a simmer, bro.
We're gonna put it in the pan after.
Did you put cheese in it or something?
No, no, no.
What did he say the session was you put this heavy whipping in the bowl you put all your seasonings in and then you
simmer it on the stove and then you pour it on your mac and cheese and top it with the cheese oh mix it in
I'm pretty sure you're definitely supposed to put cheese in while simmers in this not in this but in the pot yeah like
Wild is similar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We want that bitch to be cheesy as fuck. Okay. I'll take that.
So then wait, shouldn't we use nudge in the cup for a moment? Yes? No? Wait, you put cheese in the cream.
Yeah, wild is simmering. Yes, but not right now.
How much do you do?
Is that enough? Nick, that looks like a lot. Is that too much? I don't know.
That's why I just said nigga
Bro, they don't she doesn't give me measurements
That's way too much
That's good
What would I think it's fine just me
I'm pushing it over the sink.
God, I'm so stupid sometimes.
I think I can do things I just can't do
from such a fucking moron.
Fun little tip about cooking chat.
You can always add more, but you can never take away.
Back to.
That's definitely enough.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not, I'm not.
All right, that's enough, that's good.
No, no, I'm not.
You probably should definitely make it in the end.
That's what I said.
I said, make it in the pan.
You said, nah, let's do it in a bowl first.
You said, nah, what a bowl we should do in a bowl first.
I don't know where they put the pans though.
Can you use this?
That pan.
That pan.
Are you in the oven, maybe?
Hey, Andrew, this one's clean today.
This one's clean.
Freshly cleaned.
Who let the sped cook you don't call me that wait use that little pot fuck you the silver
one
Like this chat like this
Yes, okay. All right, so now I think you put this bitch in there. Okay, is that enough
chat or no? Or do I do more? Because you all said this was too much. A little more, okay.
All right, and now, now, well, Grock.
So I have heavy cream that I'm mixing cheese and seasonings into.
What all do I put in the heavy cream?
for your cheese sauce with heavy cream start with shredded sharp cheddar about
two cups stirred in gradually so it melts a pinch of garlic powder onion powder
and smoked paprika for depth salt and black pepper to taste if you want it
spicy add a dash of cayenne or hot sauce right into those hot cheetos okay
okay
Just put it on a simmer.
Now it's on high.
Here we go.
Two cups of cheese.
We don't have measuring cups.
cups. Half a cup right here.
Now again, bro, sir, on the lower end of the separation.
Huh?
Sir.
With what?
With what?
In the lower end of the letter.
Did you wash your hands?
Yes, I washed my hands, bro.
Sir.
Why?
In no letter.
Did you wash your hands?
Yes, I washed my hands, bro.
Sir.
Wait, fuck.
You have to wait.
Okay, well nobody fucking told me that, dude.
It's fine, it's not the end of the world, bro.
It's already hot, it's already hot,
Zeta's already hot, it's fine.
How long do I have to wait?
Sir, sir.
I'm just stirring cream.
Yeah, but it's doing something.
No, it's not.
I promise it's not.
Chad, what is this doing?
Bring it to a simmer.
It is.
I don't know why I'm listening to this, Chad Brown.
I'm doing it.
It's kind of hard, your fucking peppers is not here!
Oh my god!
Is that too much?
Is that too much?
Is that too much, Matt?
Is that too much, Matt?
There's too much, man.
Okay, I'm cooking.
All right.
Cheese melted nicely.
All right.
Okay.
Okay, shredded shirt, you want two cups?
Do I put cheese anywhere else in this recipe?
Do I put cheese on the noodles later when?
Yeah, you're gonna want cheese in two places.
First, mix most of your cheese into that heavy cream
to make the sauce.
Toss your cooked noodles in it so they're fully coated.
Then, throw the balls.
Got it, got it.
Got it, okay.
Bro, you don't put oil in the mac and cheese, dude.
Bro, you don't, we don't need seasoning.
This is mac and cheese.
It's not fucking chicken and steak.
You don't need seasoning for mac and cheese, son.
That's what the cheese is for.
What's this for?
We got something to read, brother.
Yeah, sure.
Okay, some more cheese there.
How do I make that not happen again? It's happening again.
How do I make this not happen? How do I make this not happen? How do I make this not happen? How do I make this not happen?
Nice!
We're a fucking circle over here, bro.
The water's exploding, the cream's fucking...
Oh, why would you start without me?
You want me to stay here for fucking 30 minutes on my ass?
No, it wasn't even 30 minutes, bro.
It was like 15.
It was like 10.
It wasn't even 10.
Like seven minutes, bro.
Here.
I haven't even seasoned yet.
All right, let me season it.
OK.
Because you're not going to season the house,
but I'm supposed to be seasoning.
I want to see how you season it.
That's what I'm waiting for.
I want to see a big, blue seasoning all over my mac.
I tell you to keep child.
Oh, yeah.
Keep chatting with what?
Just to see if we can get a good idea of what we're doing
right.
And we'll just flip this around for you.
I mean, I'm not going to read it.
It's not going to show you.
Wait, why did I not see how long to cook it for?
I'm so stupid.
Wait, this mat kind of smells good.
a little bit of salt going in there. No chance you didn't wash your hands. I mean, you came
back to the kitchen.
I just do not figure it out.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know what I'm saying.
You said no more you ain't washing your teeth.
Nigga, I would have been out of here man, though.
Nigga.
Did you just eat this noodle?
It's not bad.
It's not even cooked.
You ate a fucking hard ass noodle.
Shadow Biden, anything wrong so far?
And smell that smell that right make sure you're mixing it make sure you're mixing the cheese in
I'm gonna do some more cheese you think I did a lot of cheese are anyway
It says to gradually add cheese as you go, so I'm just gonna add some more I
Don't okay, so here's the only bad thing is it said to add two cups. I think I've done maybe like five or six of cheese
There's no even five or six of cheese
Okay. It's okay. Noodle's coming out good. Noodle's coming out good, Will. Okay. Wait,
what all season did you put in here? Everything. I put everything in there. I know. It smells
good. It's sweet. It's a little bit. What is? Wait, do you really want to put some sugar
What did we get the flour for?
We need a flour.
No.
Ladies and gentlemen, smart.
What did we put the flour in for?
Stick things together.
Oh, so wait.
Oh, so we dip it in the egg and dip it in the flour.
Oh, no.
We got to mix the flour with the hot sauce.
You think?
Right.
You need to follow the ball.
What's I'm saying?
What's I'm saying?
For what? It's what the hot cheetos are for.
I don't need flowers.
What?
I'm not fucking questioning that.
I'm just...
Alright, I'll top it off with a little bit more cheese.
I don't know about you.
I love a mac and cheese cheese.
Okay, we gotta top it with cheese after, bro.
Chill with the cheese.
It's called mac and cheese for a reason.
I'll put it in there, bro.
This is the whole fucking sitting there, fucking?
Thank you.
Flour lets the egg stick better.
So we put...
So we put...
Wait, are we supposed to add milk into this with the heavy cream or not?
No, that basically is milk.
Wait, so basically we mix...
Wait, so what about this?
That's extra noodles.
Cuz laser set up with too much in
These look these look good
Okay, here's a good question. How do you like your noodles?
Well me. I'm a hard. I'm a hard like chewy noodle kind of guy. Yeah, I know that's how I was to take a mouth
Okay, well we should try one first maybe just to make sure it's good. I'll be in
It's a lot. Oh
Geez holy shits dude
It's gonna be perfect, the way I feel the mac and cheese is perfect.
Like two more minutes.
Well you know what I'm saying, it's gonna cook when it fries too, bro.
No it's not.
Yes it is, we have to put it in the frying, in the frying.
Me hold, the mac and cheese is not cooked when it's fried, that's just deep fries to
outside.
Yes it is, it is, it is, it is, bro, I'm telling you bro, we don't need to, we don't need to
I need to put in the powder.
I'm gonna trust you, Pepper.
Lacey's right.
Inside hits the heat, too.
Okay, man, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Take it out and then we'll put it on top of it.
All right, now, now.
They said when it goes out, it won't be close.
All right, you said two minutes, okay.
I leave it on the front of the tube.
But the water's not even boiling no more, so.
It's fine, it's fine.
Here's what I'm thinking.
How do we put the cream on the noodles?
Are you fucking ed?
What?
Nigga, we take the fucking, the drainer.
Yeah?
Okay.
Drain the fucking Mac.
Yeah.
Hold on, wait.
Is this even enough?
What do you mean?
Enough cream?
Yeah, you sure?
Yeah.
You sure don't need no more.
I don't think there's not enough.
Well, do I know what happened?
No, I'm not a Mac.
What happened you know what happened I had a lot in there and guess guess blue birdie decided shirt laser much way too much
They're saying more cheese and cream
And price more seasoning
Any more seasoning?
This is like a great amount of sauce.
Is it for the match?
Or does he ever shut up with that song?
Add flour to it they're saying.
To this?
What?
How do we add flour to this?
Do you need butter in it?
Do you want to put some butter in there?
What happens every time we do this move?
Chat time is the most important thing and we listen to chat and it fucks it up.
When me and you do it because we're actual chefs it's called salt and pepper for a reason.
Not salt, pepper and a chat.
We do it perfect every time, bro.
No, no, I think I need more of that.
That's, chill.
Chill.
But you even put salt in there.
Bro, we had table blend, bro.
What's that?
Table blend.
What's that?
I think it's salt everything in there, bro.
Yeah, I feel like you should put a little salt in there,
no?
Well, it's up to you, because you're in the season now.
Oh, we have salt in the noodles, too, bro.
Okay, bet, bet, bet.
We have mad season.
Wait, you don't want to taste the cheese?
No.
You don't want to taste the cheese?
You want to taste the bread?
You want to taste it?
to make sure it tastes good.
Pause, pause. I'm not going to finish that.
Okay.
Is it going to taste nasty though, or no?
No.
If it tastes nasty, that means you eat it.
Here.
It's good.
What does it need?
Does it need more salt?
It needs more flavor.
Okay.
it's too creamy too heavy cream not enough seasoning I can hold him I can't
twist it if you want to twist it. I need a little more cheese too. I need a little more cheese. That means not enough cheese they're saying.
bro no lacy that's chill I'm telling you it didn't taste cheesy
we're my money they taste cheesy you fry it doesn't taste cheesy doesn't got
that cheese to it
he said it doesn't have that what? it doesn't have that cheese
Telling you dude. You can taste that. Yo, I'm telling you trust the process
Why is it so soupy?
We're making soup. Alright, that's what we're doing.
Add butter or it's not gonna be creamy.
me. Keep it in your chopper. I'm not listening to chat, I'm listening to us. You want me to try it again? Yeah, I'm gonna get it.
Order same? Oh my god. You gotta turn it off. Okay. This looks, this looks pretty. I want a lot of it. That looks pretty.
That's better.
What does it mean?
More flavor. Actually?
A little more flavor. A little more flavor I'm telling you. It's almost there though. It's almost there though.
He's dead ass almost there, Lou.
I thought you were pulling on some more of these.
Oh, is it?
Some sugar in here?
You said a little more sugar in there?
Do you even taste the sugar?
Oh, we didn't do pepper.
I mean, bro, I was black peppered from here, but you didn't use any pepper in there.
I think so, bro.
Uh, grok said black pepper.
It's like a game changer in here, bro.
Nice.
Beautiful.
Nice.
Beautiful.
And then maybe a little more cheese on top.
Oh, bro.
Do we have to add the cheese after again?
No, bro.
A little flour to make it thick.
Oh, wait.
Hear me out.
Hear me out.
Hear me out.
You know when you make pancakes?
What do you do with the batter?
You put flour in it to make it a little more thick.
Do you want our cream to be thick or do you want it to be like kind of like liquidy like
that?
I don't need liquidy bro.
Like once the sheet, once the mat goes in here,
it's not gonna be liquidy bro.
You don't need that.
You don't want any flour?
I'm not gonna need any flour.
You need a little spoonie?
This actually looks like a good consistency
where I got my ball off.
Like I actually do.
What else does it need?
Let me know.
It's still a little flavor.
You gotta tell me bro. You gotta tell me.
I can't tell.
If you think it needs more flavor, then how does it?
I can't tell when it's missing.
It's missing something but I can't tell.
Good call.
What's he missing?
Good call bro.
Salt? Is that what I was using?
Bro. Bro, yes.
And it is.
Salt and pepper.
Salt and pepper.
Please butter. Please butter.
Is this too much butter this this right here
You know this too much is happening.
But I'm not going to be over-seasoned out right now.
I'm not going to see the battle.
Because I can just hold on to the bottom of it.
Perfect.
Alright, I'm not about to send you.
Bro.
Yes, I'm not.
Just tell me.
I'm not going to send you.
Let me try it first.
You know words will taste way better with your spoon, free as well, swear, well have you put the butter in there or not a line, it's gonna, it's gonna taste, it did taste like it already has butter, you know what I'm saying, but butter can't make it worse.
I saw half that. We're not, we're not on the golden road.
I'm just saying butter, all butter is going to do is change the consistency.
I saw half that.
He's a cheese boy, but he's got a freaking everything.
I saw half that.
He's generally going to need that.
I saw half it.
What can you cut? What can I cut off?
I saw a few assholes in each other's face.
I swear I didn't know that.
See, it's hard.
There you go.
See what I'm gonna do with this.
I'm gonna just throw it out.
I'm gonna drain the noodles.
I'm gonna talk to you.
Okay.
Oh, we gotta drain the noodles. Who are we gonna have soggy noodles?
I don't know, bro. You're supposed to do that, bro.
I...
I can't... I'm gonna handle the sauce.
I can even carry that pot.
I'm gonna go up.
I'm gonna go up.
It's hot?
It's not hot.
It's not hot. It's not hot.
It's not hot.
So who got it?
Yeah.
Alright.
Are we both gonna pour?
Three, two,
Oh no.
You need to hold on.
No, no, no.
No, it looks very easy.
It's way too many more.
I love that.
Way too many more.
It's way too many more.
It's way too bad.
But it's not how it was when I was bringing that.
I could just tell my way it came out.
You know it's like it's all.
Oh, this soggy as fuck, bro.
So I told you, bro.
I knew it, I knew it, bro.
I knew it, dawg.
I mean honestly, we're not gonna be honest the top is bad because it's straight from the bottom
but if you get like look what you mean oh yeah that's good Mac that's good Mac great consistency
Mac, tell him you're.
Is that your real earful?
So how do we put the stuff in there?
I think it issues too many rooms and the doors are strong.
Oh, that buttered dead ass changed the game.
There's no way you make mac and cheese, I didn't even know this.
Wait, why does that look good?
It smells good too.
It's all in here?
No, not in there.
Oh!
No, that just smells good as fuck.
Oh my gosh.
See, and then this is the part where we add the cheese on top.
You know what I'm saying?
Right now, mix it a little bit.
Yeah.
No, I'm not allowed to be actually added the perfect amount of like cream and like everything.
Wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Well, I'm telling you my measurements are good, right?
Like, and we would have added just, yo, I'm not allowed to just smell good.
I'm really not trying to make sure it's really wet.
No, we got to try it.
But we got to try it, nobody else.
Yeah, no one else tried it.
Like none of the caramels at all.
So I'm saying like this, you guys don't know what you're doing when it comes to this cooking shit.
That's why we're salt and pepper, we know exactly what we're doing.
Not the least, this smells good as well.
Slow down.
All right, Daniel.
You hear that?
You hear that?
That's how it sounds.
That's how it sounds.
Good-ass pussy, nigga.
Come on.
Oh my God!
I sound like, I sound like some good ass pussy nigga.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh my god.
Wait a little more, a little more, a little more.
A little more.
The water, yo.
The water bottle.
Come on.
I'm thinking it's right now.
This shit looks so fucking good.
This shit looks fucking sexy.
She's getting the warning roll.
Come on, come on, come on.
Relax.
More cheese, more cheese.
more cheese? Yeah, okay, enough, enough, enough. Look at this right here, look at this, look at this nice.
Oh my, okay now, now try to scoop one up and see if it is a little cheese. Try scooping up.
Oh my god
No, just me and Lacey
Like just me at least
Chad look when you get it when you go to grab it look watch the bottom
This is tripping.
It's missing something.
Salt, maybe?
100%. This is why we have to make sure we try it before we eat it.
It's got a good taste to it though.
It's got a great taste.
What are you playing at?
He has a lot of Mac.
Maybe some cheese thing on top.
Trust bro. I'm already know it.
Yeah bro.
What's the onion powder?
We never used it.
Maybe that's what some may say.
He said this is a salt magazine.
I think it's on a line back door just to get a little bite, bro.
Bro, I can probably tell you what's missing.
There's a sanding powder on it?
Yeah.
Can I stop?
I stop.
I feel like it's missing a little cheese.
Paprika?
Did you do paprika?
Yeah, I did.
Maybe a little paprika on top?
I mean, just, it's not about the top.
I would like the top.
No, but I know I'm saying maybe a little more paprika.
I didn't taste paprika really.
Oh, yeah, we'll give it a little spice.
HELLO!
Put the fucking cap on the bottle, bro.
That's a fucking pirate bro.
Then, cheese on top?
Cheese on top? You wanna tell me?
Yes.
Oh, it's fucking great.
Come out there and go in there and ask that, all right, nigga.
That's a good dress.
She's gonna be thinking she's fine.
No, just throwing shit in there.
Or not.
This is very, like, calculated cooking.
Like, look at how that math works.
And then, do you want to put it in the oven?
No, no, no, we don't put it in the oven.
Wait, did I say to put it in the oven?
No.
This is put in the fridge, right?
Yeah, someone in the chat just said put it in the oven.
He tried to have some big man
That's what they're trying to do
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, she's just pulling for sure
Matt, she's just pulling for sure
Oh, yeah
Do you hear that, sis?
Sounds like a wet pussy
I'm pretty sure I'm comfortable with this
What is this for?
What is this for?
I don't know. There's actually something wrong with that.
Why is he there?
Oh my God, the cheese dripping off the side.
Nah, that's it. It's right there.
No, I think this might be going to be amazing. I don't know why.
It still needs something though.
It still needs something though.
Bro, am I still in the aisle? You know what it is?
I know it is.
Oh, there goes the...
Oh my gosh, cracker!
What did you just call me?
Cracker!
What are you guys doing in here?
We're going to rice and cracker.
It's all in pepper.
We had rice and cracker yesterday.
That's cool.
What are you guys cooking out?
Magnet cheese balls.
Hot seagull burgers.
Yeah!
You want to try the Mac?
I'll tap it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You can't let them try the Mac instead of Mac and Dunder.
Yeah.
Let's just be perfect.
Let's just do it right here though.
We want to perfect it right now.
What's up, Sam?
It's because we didn't really see how it was going into there.
So you see, I would do like this and think it's enough.
It's not enough, bro.
It's not enough at all.
It's not enough at all.
Not enough at all.
But I at least have the couple.
Yeah.
Yup.
Yup.
You're really good at that.
This is about to hurt my hand, but we don't have something to bore there.
You missed it yesterday, so you don't move him back now.
Yeah, I heard, wait, I heard Lacey, Lacey said he won with one hand.
I did.
Oh yeah, the second game after we all quit.
But yes, that's excuse.
You lose to a new one hand and you quit, because I got 0-50 from the field.
Let's play, let's play again, I'm down.
Oh fuck, are you still alive?
Yeah, yeah.
Hold on, production.
Let me make sure I'm on the right.
I
My god
No, I started
I mean butter right here here
Chai promise we know what we're doing
Oh, that's a lot of sugar.
It's dead not.
Think about how much mac we have.
Well, trust me, everything has a balance.
There we go.
Okay.
You're best.
Let me get close up to her.
Here.
Don't lie.
He's not hearing his fucking songs anymore, is it?
He just sings and sings and sings and he's fucking ass.
Oh my god, nice smells good and he toss it in there. See that's that's what certain like
demographic be doing. They just smell it. Oh, no, I look like a nice season in there and
He's just
We need to do some paprika in there
No, it's fine. We're gonna break season
This whole shit just turned around.
Okay, I think we definitely put some proper gear in there, bro.
Y'all, we've been fixing it for 15 minutes, yo, dude.
Is there like a steel spoon or some similar?
No, I think it just needs a little milk.
Nah.
But then it's gonna change the consistency of everything we just started to accomplish.
Thanks.
But like, no, we have like a steel spoon or something.
Maybe.
It's trying to mix this with the spoon is just like.
But the fact that it's not even sticking to the bottom
of the pan, oh, it's a dishonor.
Just shows you that we did this right.
Like the thing about cooking, Chad,
and you all might not understand this,
it doesn't matter if it's unquick,
it doesn't matter if it's done in a timely manner.
It matters that it's done right and tastes good.
Out of that, the rest of this is ready.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's take a quick look at who we are.
Hmm.
We should add the rest.
But it doesn't everything that I know.
That's good enough.
We don't think it's been killed with that.
It's been solved.
It's been solved, my God.
No first year out of the year after you eat this shit.
They're saying we got to put it back on a stove.
No, no, hell no.
It's missing something right now a little bit like it doesn't seem like
It tastes good.
It tastes fantastic.
It needs a little more salt.
No, no, no, no.
Lacey, do not put it out.
Maybe it needs to be thickened up a little bit.
More liquid.
No, right there, too.
You don't need more of whatever this mixture is.
No, no, no.
My fault, my fault.
Look at us, we cookin' a shitload of shit.
You guys haven't mixin' things in together for 20 minutes.
I'm gonna say, just chillin' bro.
Ready?
Yeah.
Come on, please, be the one, be the one, be the one.
Okay.
That was an asshole, bitch.
I
Love this little that tastes mad cheesy now
That
Will straight into it. Yo, that tasted good that bite
Maybe I just like salt as he's like
Probably just a little bit more like less like salty
Yeah, we can go for a big scoop
See?
Oh my god, that's really good mac and cheese
Do we have like a Saran wrap so we can put over it and then we build in this in the fridge?
Oh, that's not a dad.
John, I'll get a spoon.
John, get a spoon.
Yeah?
It has to be in a flat pan to freeze.
A flat pan?
Yes.
For it to freeze?
Why would you freeze it?
We're not freezing it, we're refrigerating it.
You got cheese in your dress.
I know you made it what that's gotta be fucking racist you definitely made it
No, no, no, basically made that shit.
It's probably what it tastes like, those mac and cheese packages you guys are for.
That shit got flavor.
I know that shit.
You made that shit at the cookouts.
I know that.
That's what you're talking about.
No!
Yo, this thing got in me.
I'm gonna do a fucking sushi roll next time.
Damn, bro.
I'm gonna do a fucking sushi roll next time.
Damn, bro.
I
Made a lot of cheese ball for you fucking fat asses so we should make hot and cheetos like like high cheetos
You should make some regular ones too, okay?
Yeah.
I actually taste so good.
That was good.
Forget it, forget it.
No, it's not, it's not, it's not, okay.
It's pretty good, you know, I'm just looking at the first cut.
Oh, cool.
First one.
It drops tomorrow, yeah.
This one.
You want it?
Just this one?
This one.
Oh.
How many more of these do we have?
So we got to see this week. Yeah, next week. You don't see this week. This week is Friday morning.
Out there. First one. Next week when? The 25th after? That's what we got to figure out. Cooked.
Try to match that before going to school. Try to match. Try to match. There's no weed in here, right?
No sir, I wouldn't do that to you.
No.
No weed, Mac.
I was thinking about it, but no.
It's pretty good.
Love with it?
Yeah.
Tell me, tell me, tell me.
Good, yeah.
Okay, now we get it on a sheet
and we put it in the freezer for 15 minutes.
Are you sure it's a freezer or a fridge, bro?
Look at it, look at what it says, bro.
Chill the mixture in the freezer for at least 20 minutes so it firms up.
Do I put the Mac in the freezer or in the fridge?
Fridge is perfect. 30 minutes to an hour.
Friger makes it too stiff.
Well listen, we put it in the fridge and then we just make the hot Cheeto while it's in the fridge. Easy.
It says 30 minutes.
Yeah, 1-30 minutes.
Who's the flat pan?
Who's the flat pan?
Do we have a flat pan?
I'm gonna make sure, I'm gonna make sure it's real good.
I'm gonna make sure it's a good first one.
Hot Cheetos for it.
Can you get the flat pan with it?
Hot Cheetos, gotta make sure they're good.
I told you to eat the Baker pan, bro. What is that fucking no
Served on a silver platter while laser you're so amazing dude
You you always know how to do it, bro
And you always know how to bring the energy keep that up
Every song pepper episode because dude you're the one dude you're him bro
Dude, we need more people like you in this world dude because you do shit so well
And this is a silver platter and we just serve this shit up on a silver platter, too because you're so amazing
Thank you for giving us the time of day laser and you are amazing, bro. Thank you, bro
It's like literally grayly, I think you find candy, you find fucking mentos, it's a gray
loot bro.
Hey bros, we got hop on some key while I switch to backpack battery.
Can I get a little more of your stuff?
No, no.
Please.
But it doesn't seem like you're going to get enough money to pay.
No, it doesn't mean to pay.
You give me some money.
Yeah, I'm not saying if you can come to me.
Come on.
Oh.
Excellent.
That's all I'm saying.
I wanted to put a little bit of money in there.
That's all I'm saying. I wanted to put a...
Oh, more toys.
Bacon cake.
Like a flat thing.
So you'd say the rest of you.
Oh no.
Oh no.
It's not in here.
Well, I mean, I say we just fucking do it.
I'm gonna die.
Wait.
Wait.
It's not in here.
Jack, does it matter if we do it in the pot?
Does that really matter?
Why's it so close?
Wait.
Are you talking about a matter, Daddy?
I
Did I had some though
She gave us this book right I know I just had this oh no, I think I won out that as a oneness I did as a oneness from
My face video
I think I can come up with a mixer, bro.
I'm gonna bet I'd be nice.
Uh-huh.
See, bro.
Pomp and Chul's shit, uh-huh.
We gotta make the hot sheet of dust now.
All right.
So now it's going to be a couple of years.
Put it in the freezer?
Oh, you put it in the fridge?
Put it in the fridge.
In that big hot pot?
Fuck it.
In the fridge?
No.
You have to put the oil in that pot.
No, no.
Well, how do we use it?
Oh shit.
We are using that pot.
Or no.
Isn't this one?
This one right here.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh shit, what the fuck?
This is a magazine in this drawer.
There is that.
Are you going to have cheese?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
How do you make a cheese?
Look, this is a macadamia, that's normal. I'm about to go to the suspension.
Can you get a little gobbling, get a little spoon right here?
No, no, no. It's so much more.
Oh, we found a...
No, that's okay.
Come on, get a little bit.
Sorry, no bite? No bite on the edge here?
No, sir.
There's a couple noodles in here?
Couple.
Damn.
There's actually some tuna.
Let me be honest. If we brought that to the cookout,
That's banging.
That's banging.
That's banging himself.
I'll tell you, I need someone to taste the mac and cheese.
Oh, yeah, actually we do, we do, we do.
Right here.
Make it to the most spoonful.
Yeah, you can close your eyes a little bit.
That's some shit you would make.
Really?
That might be racist.
I know you're racist.
Yeah, but it's not in the rice cake roll, so it's not some shit he would make.
That?
Yeah, let me just see what this one is.
I think it's a tough crowd.
What the fuck?
I didn't want this to go on board.
I don't want this to go on board.
Bruh, it was good.
You just dug your hand in my shit.
Oh, they just cleaned the floor.
No, wait, we gotta put the blender together.
Wait, what?
You're telling me this is kind of long?
Whoa, that's all you're telling me about, man.
So you gotta put a fucking blender together.
Whoa, that's so fucking hard, dude.
Great.
Great.
Yo, I swear, Drew got like a four-hour mark on him,
on him just like me like he always always tired when he be holding a
camera I know he's not about to be holding the camera for long like I know
it's not a long chemistry like on his PC right now eating
yeah I am opening up can I open this oh yeah
Over here, maybe?
Yeah, I don't need these.
Right here, right here, right here.
Wait, did this come out of fingers?
No.
Where's the weight?
It's right here.
Where?
All right, ow!
What?
Fucker!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Damn, what's this?
Stick it to the assumption.
Suck it.
Suck it.
Suck it.
Suck it.
Suck it.
Suck it.
Suck it.
What's this stick into the s-section?
Succulent.
What? What a Cheetos?
What a Cheetos, uh?
What a Cheetos, uh?
Wait, it's not even a blender. This is a blender.
That is a blender.
This is says is for um fruit bowls. I mean this is a bigger version of that one.
That's how it works.
Okay, we can get out of here.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Okay, which one are you going to, do you want to do this one?
I don't know.
We should definitely, I'm not lying.
Yeah, alright. I mean, early?
Yeah.
4PM, 5PM, you gonna be early?
Yeah, I've been cleaning every single day early.
Oh, nice.
Who did the show yesterday, huh?
You!
I was in here the whole...
You could ask Drew, Lacey, everybody.
Huh?
I was sitting here waiting for you to come in.
I'm gonna tell you the truth, because I saw it.
I walked downstairs yesterday, he's on a couch,
fucking eating these little tiny cookies.
Yeah, getting high.
You know what I'm talking about coming in today?
Getting high!
I can hide on the top.
And then I heard you talk about that about today.
I was waiting for you, because I was going to ask you something.
Yeah, but you...
This guy you want to answer in a second.
You weren't doing something, and so I didn't know it, you know.
What?
I don't know.
Nicky's wearing the house, so I was trying to figure out...
Sorry, yeah, so you better go home and smoke.
No.
You better go home again.
It doesn't include smoking because what if I
I think it's done!
I think it's done!
We don't want it to be powder, we want it to be crumbs.
What? Why did he not do it?
It's okay, Lindsay. Sometimes everything doesn't just go away.
Wait, what if it's a different setting?
It's definitely a different setting.
What it gets like? What it gets like?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh.
I think it looks like a big cheeto stuck in my mouth.
It's good.
Oh.
Is that the stuff I put around?
It's good.
Nice.
OK.
See, there's a little volt in here.
A little volt?
A little volt?
No.
Cold.
Oh, the door's closed sometimes.
He doesn't have the light.
He doesn't have the light.
He doesn't have the light.
Hot slice.
Slay.
Y'all, it'd be great content if I just threw the fucking guitar in the pool.
I broke it over your ear.
Loki, break it over your ears a little.
How much was it?
A couple of minutes.
Thank you, Mike.
Dang it.
Well they were in front of me I couldn't resist.
ROOAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Na, I was going to look for you.
Huh?
Nothing.
What's wrong with you?
Na, we're in a dump.
Red dump.
Do you want to go?
Yeah, yeah.
Dump.
What the fuck are you doing from out?
You ate the hot chocolate, sir?
No, not yet.
Guys, this is even older than me.
What's the type, no?
So, how do you open it?
No, open it, bro.
I can't, I only have one arm. I can't do anything.
It's gotta be there.
I'll hold it and then you kiss.
There we are.
Okay, that's the right idea, right?
Yeah.
Basically someone said a thousand years ago snored a lot of it.
What?
Snored a lot of it.
Snored a lot of hot Cheetos?
Yeah.
A thousand.
We can't work but we're too poor.
We can't work but we're too poor.
Chad, would that burn?
I think you should put more of the other ones.
What?
Not these ones.
You got a hot chios?
Yeah.
You said they were the ones that I was going to put.
Yeah, at the bottom.
Oh.
It doesn't lock in, it just sits there like that.
Push it down, twist it up.
Push it down from the top.
Push it up.
Push it up.
Push it up.
There you go.
Okay.
Hold on.
Smoothie, spread, frozen extractor bowl.
That's a good thing.
hold on, hold on
Shake it up a little bit. You want to shake, shake, and then...
I think Drew was right. Let's get it stuck in the blade.
You said it's getting stuck in the blade.
Yeah.
Is that good yet?
Let's see who?
Let's see who?
You hold it.
Oh, shh.
That's a chunky lace.
Oh, shh.
You should have gone through it with something that you could smash it with.
All right.
You're right, we do the hot sheathes only.
You're right, coach is right.
No, no, no.
That's what I say, right?
Yeah, come on, man.
Those ones will probably be harder bro. Harder what?
I swear to Jesus. I swear to Jesus.
Those ones will stay better.
For sure. If it's crushed up, I feel like it's something the same.
It's not touching.
It's not touching.
In general, it's a different.
No, it's a different texture.
So you think that's only the texture of that.
That's the texture of that.
I don't know, I think so.
I think he's my brain.
I think he's my brain.
Why would my brain think that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I got a bad WD-40 on my head.
You want a shake?
Shake!
What is it?
You good?
I'm good.
You good?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
It's a safe thing.
Safe, safe. Safe, safe.
You know what I'm saying?
Why do they think it's just flints?
I'm not flinching. I'm back to my...
Oh, I'm about to say it.
I'm not scared of you. Don't worry.
Bye, Bad Moody.
All right, Drew.
What's up in the car?
Hold the cup, hold the cup.
I feel like that was before you understand my humor.
Yeah.
He's gonna suck to the top.
I would've loved to leave him.
Yeah, I like that idea.
They always get stuck in your teeth, though.
Yeah. You gotta get a water floss.
You can look even more.
No, no, no, no, no.
Cause the blade's gonna get stuck, Lou.
So you...
Yeah.
You stuck that in the shit.
You can't fit, you stuck it, nigga.
I don't know, I don't know.
Wait, why did you stick up?
Yeah, I'm talking to a stick.
You ever fisted a girl?
No, nigga.
But what the fuck, what the fuck did I need to fist a girl for?
What were you just asking?
You just wanna get this against you.
It was a warning for me, bro.
I'm gonna get a girl, bro.
Oh, I see it.
That's a poor taxid.
What do you think, buddy?
Have a girl to ask you to fist her?
No.
Nah.
Like, imagine you stick a finger in there.
See, like, add two.
You got three fingers now.
Fuckin' put it all.
Whoa.
I'm gonna hit it now.
What is this?
What is this?
No, there's blender's ass!
There's blender's dog shit.
Shit can't blend fucking Cheetos, how's it supposed to blend fruit?
All right.
We got shit you can't blend shit.
Maybe take a little bit more of the setting.
Oh!
Oh!
Sweet ass fucking blender, dude.
My hands are in place, so it's a little burn.
You want it? You want it? You want it? You want it?
Fuck, I have no grip.
You don't have no grip.
I was looking at my left hand.
You need a food processor?
Fucking nerd.
It's complicated, boss.
Right, you know best to get the meat smasher that you're carrying out.
That way it can't touch.
Put it in the fridge and crush it.
How do I manage to fuck everything up, bro?
Yeah, I fucked up over here.
Why is it actually easier?
I don't know, is he still alive?
Is he still alive or is he just sitting in there off-stream playing?
There's no easier sitting there playing than playing.
I jumped it all back in the Cheeto bag and made a question mark.
I'm not as easy.
I don't want to mess with stuff and not like that.
Well, I see as we have enough.
Look how much we have.
I'm just going to try that, show that up.
Oh, what the fuck is that?
It's very wet.
That's Cheeto Smasher.
Bro, I didn't know they made Cheeto Smasher.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
I'm fine, would you?
It just came off.
He's not even alive?
I'll give big Cheetos and I will smash the bottom just eating like that.
Is that just me?
You put it just like that?
Yeah, we put it in there like that.
I don't know why we use that fucking blender, bro.
What's up?
I don't even know why we use that.
I don't know what you're doing.
I thought that's good, no?
Yeah.
It looks good to me.
Wait, did we put the time up for the mat?
Did we do what?
Did we put the time up for the mat?
No, we're good.
It's been 20, 30 minutes.
It's been like 20.
All right, nigga, what do you mean it's been like 20?
It's not been 20 yet.
All right, listen, here's what we do now.
Now we need to make our bowl of egg.
You don't have a bowl.
Bowl of egg in here?
Oh, fuck it, he has something in the noodles though.
It's just clean water noodles.
So do I use any noodles?
How many eggs?
Chad, Chad, what do we do for the batter?
Is it eggs and flour?
Okay, but is it two separate bowls, a bowl of egg and a bowl of flour, or is it a bowl
of egg and flour?
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
Okay.
I need another bowl.
You need a bowl of egg and a bowl of salad.
Also in the process.
Yeah.
Yeah. Fuck you.
Saw it out the side of my eye, bro.
How many eggs?
How many eggs, shall I?
Seven?
Okay.
Yeah, we can have a little sip of that.
Right there.
He doesn't want to see that.
Now I can mix them.
Mix them up.
Thanks.
Here we have the bowl.
Is that what you play?
First time I've ever touched a bowl.
No, that doesn't sound bad.
No, that actually sounds good as fuck.
That, that, that, that.
That's, that's, there's no answer.
Oh, God, that was easy.
Are you not even alive?
I'm alive, brother.
Wait, are you playing here, basketball?
Right here.
No, that's not how it works.
That's not how it works, brother.
Well, you actually were kind of cooking.
I'm learning.
I'm learning.
You want me to sing for you?
How is this performative, bro?
He's like an hour ago.
He said I should play here for an hour.
What, you've been ending an hour ago?
No, that's not a hard one.
That's not important.
I'm scared you were just playing near basketball.
Yeah, definitely.
No, bro.
You're gonna go.
No, bro.
No, bro.
Lights off. Lights off. Lights off.
Lights, bro!
That's like I had it, though.
No, man!
That's not like your basketball.
That's your basketball.
But how long is the food, bro?
How long is the food?
Yeah, bro.
What?
What?
What do you mean?
What's your name?
Oh, we got to do a nice team of one.
That is?
I was here.
It was right here.
Because I was about to eat.
We're about to be done.
We're about to be done.
What are you thinking about?
Me, bro.
Mom?
What is that?
He's actually in here just playing on the street, he's actually just off the street.
He's grinding the guitar.
up the oil? How much oil? The whole thing? Silk? You think the whole thing? For sure.
Make sure it's like, uh, what do you eat, like, drawing?
Wait.
In a frying pan?
Wait, what?
What's a frying pan?
This? Is the frying pan?
Low-key, yeah. Low-key.
This will be way better, right?
Yes?
I don't know what a frying pan looks like.
It comes up in everything, too.
I really don't know what the flower is for.
Where's the fucking meat?
This is fucking me, just see her come around and talk to me.
I'm making food, and we're gonna come out of there when we're out of there.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
What's up?
Can you turn it up?
What are you trying?
Oh, put a little lipstick on?
Let's have a watch out.
This is good, you think?
Mm-hmm.
In the egg?
Yeah, it means everything to me.
I'm not making eggs, though.
We've got to figure out where we're going to put it when they're done.
Okay, is it flour, egg, then hot cheeto, or egg?
on the flower they're saying.
For sure.
I'll let you do that part. I'm going to get the mac and cheese out.
so here's the problem well it's not it's not hard you're gonna notice we just get a
way to roll it then transport it from all but we don't have trays yeah that
little tray say you had look he was perfect what's right here
You gonna make me turn the laser for us?
I don't know.
I'm gonna make a little tray.
What?
You left.
I don't know.
Well, I'll be talking about it later.
Fuck.
Um...
Say it, are you in the chat?
No, no.
I said, I don't know.
You need to tap Rico, you did.
There you go.
So, I'm telling you, this thing is gonna be gas, man.
I don't know where he put it though.
Yeah, I don't know where he put it.
Oh, that was not weird.
Oh, we could just get plates.
Now the thing about it, do we even have plates?
We just use plates.
Do we even have plates?
I'm asking all of us.
So it's egg, flour, then hot cheeto?
Hold on, can we get a drink?
Rock. Rock.
So if I'm making these hot cheeto balls and I'm rolling up the mac and cheese
and I'm dipping it in the egg, in the flour, and then the hot cheeto,
Do I dip it in the egg, then the flour, then the hot Cheeto,
or do I do the flour, then the egg, then the hot Cheeto?
Egg first, then flour, then hot Cheetos.
The egg is your binder.
It helps everything stick.
Flour and egg would just slide off.
So, what?
Let me know how they turn out.
No, no, no, no, no.
So, what is the point of the flour
if I'm already doing the hot Cheeto?
Flour gives the egg something dry to grab onto,
So the hot cheetos actually stick instead of sliding on.
Egg alone on wet mac and cheese is slippery.
Flour creates a thin, even coating
that the crushed cheetos can really hold on to
for that perfect, crunchy class.
Okay.
So I'm tired.
Chad, I'm tired.
Can you guys give me a good night kiss, Chad?
Oh, the oil!
Wait, we never dumped the oil in a vision, right?
You dumped the oil?
I did.
I put the oil in my hands.
I'm trying to go on.
Two or one?
Huh?
Two or one.
Jack, two or one.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Jack, this is what one is.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
As the oil expands, I don't know what it means,
I don't know what I mean, but it comes out protected.
Show it, show it, show it, show it, show it.
Oh, it doesn't, it doesn't,
doesn't the oil just think stagnant?
What?
Like you can't make some water?
You know, like you can't tell it's like hot,
because it's like hot, isn't that true?
Not because of the...
The final process!
It needs to, because of the, look at the steam.
And the steam is in the compound of the pan.
It does hot.
All right, well, are you ready?
So we'll get the mac and cheese.
Wash my hands again.
It isn't wash my hands, I put one hand in the sink.
Let me clean the screen.
Can you squeeze it, bro?
Can you squeeze it, please?
I'm gonna wash my hands.
Be honest, be honest.
You're used to that.
Because I know you can pull your dick out with one hand and you just wash one hand.
Bro, if I touch my dick, I'm gonna wash my hands.
What?
I've said this a hundred times and I'll stand on it.
Wait, so you people are going to get me up?
Yes.
Yeah, bro.
Listen, can I give you my reason?
And I'll stand on this to the dead eye.
Dad, you will hold your phone, which has been in 10 million times in more dirty places
in more germs than I know where my dick's been in my pants.
I don't want to touch your dick though.
In my pants.
But I don't want to touch your dick though.
And you'll dab me on it if I touch your dirty ass phone.
Yeah, I'm a deputy when I touch my dick.
That's sexual assault.
You're forcefully hitting me to touch your dick because you want to go into the bathroom
and touch your dick.
Oh.
What's up with that?
They said that this is order.
He's ordered.
Yes, but you asked her girl. No, no, no, it's this egg flour hot
Egg flour hot you know
Wait, is it egg flour egg hot you don't know it's just egg flour hot you know right chat. That's what she said
Rock said it wrong. No, she listen
Hello, Beach. Hello? Hello?
Mr. Jessica.
Flower first.
Like a roll-pull of your page?
Flower egg la chino doesn't make sense, actually.
It does, if you think about it.
about it because the flour will be around all the thing that gives something for the egg to stick to and you dip it in the hot
Cheeto which makes it stick to the egg. Yes, thanks. Okay, ready, Wu? How big are we going here?
Damn, it's still warm. It's warm as hell.
Oh, it is warm as hell. It doesn't matter though. It has the hard end because look when you squeeze it together, Dean,
It's not gonna only stick.
Can you roll it into balls?
The heat can make the egg cook uncomfortable.
See? It's not gonna stick.
Smells better. Fuck off.
Let's just try one.
Bro, look! It's not gonna stick, bro.
It has to stay in from over.
It definitely does. You see how it's falling apart?
It's not supposed to do that.
We'll put it in the fridge and we'll do it in a new bowl.
Put it in the fridge, go play a couple games in the bath bowl, come back out, finish it.
You put it in the freezer?
In the freezer?
In the freezer, yes.
Oh, so you thought it was the same?
No, I put it in the fridge and I tell you that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
The animal.
That, that could be the shoulder cover.
I thought you could ask, you get a little more season, just a little really?
What are you doing?
Hmm.
Sorry.
Can you turn off the oil?
Wait. That's not a bad idea.
We can make it into the balls on a plate.
No, think about it. Think about it.
If we make it into little balls,
on a plate and just put it in the freezer and it will freeze like that.
Am I wrong?
Bro, it was still in a ball shape. It just wasn't fully a ball.
Yeah, yeah, because it fell apart. Is it going to fall apart, game?
Yo, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
Slow breathing.
Slow breathing is actually not a bad start.
I'm not slow. I'm not slow anymore.
I'll look at it for a while.
You can get fried.
Me personally, I'm not a proper D.
A D.D.?
We're not gonna have Ron.
He's not even Dr. Pepper.
Sorry, that's a boob here. That's not even yours.
I'm not a proper R.D.
It's not yours.
No, it's not.
That's mine.
He's been drinking one of those like every day.
I know, because I seen a clip of Ron putting his whole tongue in my ice cream.
What?
The strawberry one.
And then they let it out. I didn't know consideration. That's that's not mine. They just got to see oh, yo
Just because it's the the crib spread the crib spreads doesn't mean that oh we can just go in there and take whatever
Is yuck it don't look it nigga
No, bro, I have to
I've seen a clip the nigga said oh my god, it's so hot
But I put his whole tongue in my ice cream. I'm like
But if it makes you up if it makes you if it makes you feel better
The freezer I got an extra ice cream pen in there if you want it
A little pint of ice, okay?
I don't want that ice cream game. Oh, why are you complaining about it?
Because it's the principal nigga
That means that if I have a plate of food and a nigga think that it look good
You can just go in there and eat it. No, I don't want you a nigga eat my food again
That's different. I would never. I would never. I would never. Here's the. I feel like there's there's there's limits though.
Nigga, the ice cream wasn't even open. I didn't even open it.
Listen, hear me out here. It's different. If it's if it's the public fridge of everybody and there's a bed in there, that's different than a plate of food. That's facts.
I feel like if you see it filled up with all Gatorade and all water, that's for everybody. But if you see a one drink that's different from the rest, why are you touching it? Why are you touching it?
I saw six I saw six rupees. I thought oh shit. Maybe someone got some root beers. I'm about to have one about a tape one
I'm gonna get a book. That's not mine, but you still said it going around drinking
I'm pretty sure I ordered this
Nick is clean that you get nobody cleaned it yo niggas is getting dirty in this house
No, see everything is you're completely right when it like the ice cream you're right. I would never touch anybody else's ice cream
That's why I got my own ice. She's gonna take it with my mother
Hear me out. Bevs in the cook bevs in the public kitchen fridge is different than if someone had a plate of food in there
That's different because a bed in a public fridge is like, okay
If it's only one that's different too, but if there's like a pack of Gatorade or a pack of root beer in the fridge
That's anybody's taking about anymore
Yeah, sometimes you might buy in a bulk.
Exactly.
What?
I can't open it any other way.
Well, you're just sucking on it and trying to like...
Yeah, because it's busy.
Bro, you know what, you know what, you know what, you know what could also help?
Look at this.
Oh, shit.
I have a phone.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to go talk to everybody in the house.
Oh, shit.
Let me just ask, who's this for?
You know why you don't want to ask me?
Because you want it.
You want to end your year and you have the intentions I'm not gonna ask because I don't want somebody to claim it
And so I'm just gonna drink it and just hopefully just say sorry. I'll replace it
Exactly, that's horrible exactly. That's horrible. Well, listen here's thing you that means you're entitled game
You can't put a dog in a dog toy shop and expect a muscle grab toy
You know what I'm saying? Yes, yes, you can't put me in a fridge for the root beer next to the after-grab root beer
That's like me saying putting you in a room full of girls and they said you're not a grabbing girl
No, nigga, no, nigga, have some fucking stuff restraint.
Brother, I saw that group beer, the group beer.
Never a bad shout.
It looks so good.
There's one more left in there.
Shit's hitting.
Oh yeah, there's more in there.
You gotta teach these guys manners, bro.
But now we never touch ice cream,
never touch a plate of food,
but I think that if there's a pack of bebs
in the public fridge
when everybody has their own fridges in their rooms.
Aren't you like millionaires?
Just do it, ask whatever you want.
Yeah, I know.
That's free game.
I fucking know.
That's free in my opinion.
Yeah, no, I don't see here at Lacey though.
Everyone kind of.
Yeah, it's a self-title.
No, but everybody has their own fridges.
Everybody has their own fridge though.
So if they want it.
And sometimes you can't even fit
what you want in your fridge.
What do you put in your fridge?
Sometimes you might have mad beverages,
mad beverages, you order something.
So you don't put all of them in the fridge though.
So don't put it where you put it.
You put it on silent, but you can't have a fridge.
So I just keep my room there.
A perfect example, here's a perfect example.
I got a bunch of stuff in my fridge.
I got strawberries in there.
I got data raid red bulls in there.
But the other day I got something and I was like, okay.
You drew a Marlon that that's a problem.
You drew a Marlon that that's a problem.
Let me tell you a Marlon is part of the problem.
Because Marlon took the watermelon and he brought it out.
He saw the watermelon, he brought it to everybody.
He said, yo, who's watermelon is this?
Everybody looking around.
Everybody clean.
He said, yo, we all take some?
And I see why he did that.
He did that because whoever owns that watermelon
is gonna have to come for everybody.
I think it was yours. I'm our law. I think you had it before you left and on your underbreak
Yes, no, but that's what he does
Yes, and he asked everybody asked everybody like yo, what's up? Yeah, yeah, what's up?
So everybody gets in trouble if he gets in trouble. I got a lot bro. Little smart, but he's
That's that's it's classic. It's classic though. Like yeah, like you want some you also like eating your mom food
You know so what guys also, okay? But another I'm gonna be honest another another reason
I grabbed the root beer and this full transparency and I had therapy day and I learned how to be honest is
Who's transparency you need listen listen listen listen, holy shit. I fucking died last house. I
Was the community water the community energy drink, so if I see a fucking root beer in a public fridge
I'm grabbing over here in a public fridge. I mean for me though. You wasn't that for me for everybody
Everybody come here. Hey, I got a water. Yeah, I got you bro. I spent thousands of dollars on people's water
No, I have my own cuisine game like some say like that's why I got my whole and that's why
No, I'm telling you bro. What's this shit lock up game?
Well, I had a fucking snack bar and my half my snacks is gone. How?
How I was like it's coming into my city eat my shit. You don't do worse those cheese balls right on to him
But right dust it your game
Hey, bro, I try to understand how it's half my stacks.
You don't want to mind me, that's in my room.
They're just coming in to my room, eat about that.
I tell you, I wasn't here to look at me.
I wasn't in the country to look at me, but not.
But once we put a lock on our shit, and that's what it is,
only me and you are allowed in there to get sacked and stuff.
You can tell who had siblings and who didn't have siblings.
and the whole like parents gave them,
like didn't tell them no.
I had a sibling.
Did your parents tell you no snacks?
No, they didn't.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look at you.
It's crazy, it's crazy.
It's crazy, it's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy to double-send it.
It's double-send it.
Nah, it's just crazy.
You can be fat phobic and shit.
You can make all these fat jokes.
So what, what do you mean black phobic?
Cause you're a fat phobic?
I'm not saying.
I'm not saying.
Like you want to be skin vocal because it doesn't do that.
I said, I said, I said.
Oh, so because I'm coming for your extra skin,
you want to come for the color of my skin.
I didn't say that either.
OK.
He wants to say something racist so bad.
Jason, the only one who don't have siblings.
And yo, Jason is so bad.
No, Ron doesn't have siblings either.
No, Jason don't even ask.
Like Jason is actually the worst.
Like Jason won't ask, and he won't say it was him
That either like he's the actual worst
I would ever as an fridge like doesn't matter if it was
Edward's in a fridge doesn't matter who's it was really nobody cared
I swear God, I wouldn't have known that hit on the Bible. I did for real everything in the world of who
War dead ass. Yeah, no way
Wait, Ron has a brother?
No he doesn't.
Little fucking doesn't.
Ron is the only child.
The whole chat saying Ron has a brother.
No he doesn't.
Wait, what?
He never told any of us that.
Well I would have Ron have a brother and he would never tell us.
They're all saying he does.
I guess Ron has a fucking brother.
Wait, what?
I don't even know that.
He does?
He just doesn't talk about his family?
He called his mom once, and she was picking him up.
Oh, there's an older step, bro.
Oh, I have an older step, bro, too.
Oh, who's your older step, bro?
My older step, bro.
Oh, he's a half-brother.
Oh, what's your half-brother?
Oh.
I never moved him.
Oh.
Have you met him, though?
Yeah.
When you were all like, just with your dad, and shit?
You just come to like your dad's on your mom's side my dad's not you just come to like
holidays well, so
This is a little like personal
Your dad had him first. Yeah, also. He was a he had him in high school super young
And then met my mom in college or in high school
It was my mom was in college and then
Then had me
And you're the first one and then move no, and then that's it. Yeah
Yeah, well they had two miscarriages
But all boys. Yeah, wow
Your mom didn't want a girl. I just we kept shooting for a girl. I don't know I
Actually don't know I used to dead-ass dread like
Like the thought of having a girl like as a kid, but I don't think it'd be that bad, bro
Like I think I think if you genuinely just have the father in the life
There's no way that your daughter could just be like raised
True, but that's the same thing with that. I feel like a boy or a girl like you see some dudes draw up
You fucking like serial killers school shooters and shit and they and you and you see their lives
And it's just they had their last hand into them. Yeah. Yeah, okay, but here's the real question
Would you rather have a drew son or?
or
I'm a finish yet
So that I have to choose this thing
Okay, I drew a drew son or a
or a
Or a
I'll take Steve Hawkins
What? This is a human on the get set.
I'll take it. I'll take it.
I'll take it.
A Drew Sunderer, a OF daughter.
Bro, come on.
Alright, name me like Owen Goura.
Uh...
Uh...
Selfie Rain.
Fuck!
Shit!
Um...
Selfie Rain hasn't been fucked like I'm caring before, right?
I guess she makes more than LeBron she has she got so she got fucked on
No, she does not.
She does not.
Oh, I'm just over it.
I swear, that's all marketing tactic.
Wait, now she gets fucked on camera?
No, to post their revenue and earnings.
Oh, yes, she makes them.
So, the more horny old dudes who see it are like,
oh wait, if she's making this much money,
there's so many more people,
I'm just gonna work on the ego stuff.
What if you had started doing that on sponsors?
Everyone just started posting how much they get paid
for sponsors for who's team.
Yeah
We have to pay more exactly. It's a literally
It's our hair. It's kids. They post they post the screen shot. They make fucking
Sophie rain. Look at a ghost. You never posted a single new. Oh, that's not gonna lie
Give me Sophie rain what the fuck like Sophie rain is that she's like she's like
That was a true son. This is not me saying this. I don't know who this person is
true son or
Selena power all daughter
Give me your
rude Selena Pau daughter is gonna have me fucking my stressed out dog
wait why what was he saying?
Selena Pau is a fucking terrorist
she's actually a terrorist though
nigga she's the type to fuck you just to make sure to start a drama with you
what?
yeah like she's also like
she's also like
She's funny as hell though, like I'll give it to her.
She's like, generally she's funny though, but like,
but I grew up in the same, bro.
Y'all should probably take the Mac out.
Yeah, we can, come on.
I think it's good.
I need it.
Drew's son or Jack Don't Bring Me Son?
No, I'll tell you what I do.
You think Drew's looky a good son?
Yeah, he's not a bad son.
He's a little boss.
No, he's a boss.
He's a boss.
He's not.
It's cooler.
Where's the school that we're supposed to take it out of?
Loki.
Wait, start the oil backup?
Alright Chad, the actual moment of truth now.
I see genius right here.
I see.
Here's your salt.
What do you say after coding them?
No, you do not.
You can go to your movie, don't worry.
You don't see it, I love it.
I work?
Oh my gosh, Jimmy, you should've thought of that.
It's not.
Damn.
What?
Don't tell me it's still warm.
It's dead-ass still warm.
Why is it so warm?
Feel it, it has a warm light.
What?
The inside, the parts on the inside are warm, only the top is cold.
Yeah.
Fuck, let's make something with the top then.
No, I just scooped it from the top.
It's cause it's in a pot.
It's low-key sticking.
Oh, whoa.
Kind of moving around or something, bro.
It's probably still keeping the heat in.
So you want to put it back in the freezer now?
Okay, bro
Well, this shit is hot, bro. This is a dead-ass call. It's not cold game
Can we try my my okay not coming out though, so
I think we should keep it off a little longer because I'm probably coming
Yeah, I got it.
All right, try four there and put them in the freezer.
I'll give you five. You give me five on there, right?
What do you start with? Do you turn left or what?
No.
No, no, no, it's fine.
Make sure they're like good balls.
Good.
says make sure they do more than them does that.
NYC Almighty with the five get dead to the stream.
Okay, thank you so much. Are you proud, bro? Do you think?
Bro, we should just dump the dust into here.
The dust? How?
Bro, it'll taste the same.
No, you're not gonna say that.
cooking factor of things you cannot just dust it.
He says just throw all on there, and it's not worth it, bro.
Well, that sure is easy, exactly the same.
No, bro.
No, bro, you need to crush that stick.
It's not even that good.
What's the crunch thing coming down to?
The hot Cheeto beef deep fried.
Oh, I didn't know that's what was happening.
No, there's put Cheeto dust on the top of balls.
I thought you were going to just surround the balls with Cheeto dust, yeah.
Bro, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Huh?
Don't do that.
My fault, I didn't mean to make fun of you.
It's not good, bro.
I didn't mean to make fun of you, bro.
My fault.
Oh, come on.
I will never make fun of you and your people again.
OK.
Thanks.
Files.
Files?
No way they counted your files.
Hi.
Hi, Bob.
I'm lucky about it.
I'm lucky about it because I'm a student of Riles,
I'm sure, bro.
OK.
Because, bro, it's going to take like 15, 20 minutes, bro.
Are you angry are you angry are you angry that I'm gonna go outside of basketball no
go play basketball what I just said go play basketball I'll be waiting here I believe you
can't finish it without me bro I'm not when will you be back because he has to go and
You just leave in 10 minutes.
I don't have to, though.
What do you want?
I don't have to.
No, no, no.
This is a new one.
It's called, um, nine and nine.
It's a different one.
I feel it.
It's called.
So it just came out.
Was it a laser?
Laser?
Yeah.
Laser is a baller.
Yeah.
You need a bigger pot?
Let me hear Jason.
I love you, because I'm a part of that troupe-soc.
Oh, man.
What are you doing here?
There it was.
Oh, no, my dad's tube song.
I used to know my tube song.
My bad, my bad.
Let's say I'm version of my bad.
There's an ice-cream on the summer.
There's an army of yellow.
That was my mother.
There's an army of yellow.
There's an army of yellow.
There's an army of yellow.
Oh
We must
It's coming together though.
It's my second day bro.
Damn.
What the fuck?
Nylon.
What they do say about it is like being able to like adapt and like being able to like
I just played violin bro.
So you used to have that shit in your neck?
Yeah, like this.
So that's how it was in your boat?
Like that I see him as a kid playing a fucking violin.
Violin is one of the most beautiful instruments too.
Violin, piano.
Just a skim flute.
Just a skim flute?
You never played a skim flute.
That sounds like a dick.
You never got a skim flute.
That sounds like a dick, dude.
It's not like a bill bowl.
I don't fucking know what I hate you!
Can you pick this?
Can you pick this?
Because look, bro, because I'm flicking it.
Come on, bro.
It's new tech.
I just learned it, bro.
New tech?
Okay.
Come on, bro.
Otherwise I couldn't.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
But you're the sweetest thing you want.
You don't know me, you don't know me, you don't know me.
Cause I'm a smidge of paint
Cause you are
And I don't wanna change
If I ain't my way
You know what you are
I think maybe the guitar should come before the vocals, you know, I mean like learn the
guitar and then go both.
Okay, yeah.
No, I'm not. You might think that we troll them. I think it's coming.
It's coming, it's coming.
I told you, once you get this down
and I take my vocal coach lessons,
we're actually gonna be able to do some shit.
Why are you saying that, boy?
You said your vocal coach lessons,
so that means that he's gonna take you mad long
for him to like, you say you will take long
and he's gonna take long too, as you say.
I'm personally getting a vocal, like a singing teacher.
So I'm gonna start singing.
I'm just gonna be practicing singing a lot of it.
So once he's practicing the guitar,
eventually he's going to link up at some point where he's going to guitar and going to sing it.
Can you do a little song on it?
Oh, okay.
You're my man.
I think you've been in a room for a while.
When you're in a hallway.
I'll leave you in a waiting room.
Okay.
Hold on.
It don't take
if you had a hallway.
I don't know if you had a hallway.
Yeah, why y'all laughing at me?
Why y'all laughing at me?
Because I'm trying to fucking practice.
No, he's gonna see, he's gonna see me as you kill him!
Is she not funny, bro?
No, I'm not!
I can tell you're actually...
I can't hear, bro, he's gonna see me as you kill him, bro.
He's actually... I can tell he's planning to get tired of these...
He's really playing.
Pew!
I'll get you.
I'll get you.
I'll get you.
I'll get you.
I'm ready.
This is my first time.
This is my first time.
And I don't want to sing.
And I don't want to sing.
Bro, these are dead!
These are dead-ass dimes!
Those five, we can make five right now.
It's not done yet.
Oh, Chad, I'm not trying to be so bad.
You just been laughing for two hours.
What are y'all saying ma?
Oh my god.
You know what I'm telling you, we can do this right now, come on.
Look, that's a set.
I'm doing it.
I'm making one.
I'm making one, bro.
I've been live for 12 hours.
These are red.
Oh, those ones are red.
Yes, we don't need more than five.
Oh, to end the video.
Yeah.
for twelve hours.
Self god.
Self god.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You gotta go to fucking bed, bro.
Oh, wait, no, these dead ass pillows, like, you see?
Yeah.
That pot just ain't too big to freeze you up to 10 to 10.
Yeah, yeah.
So you just say, fuck it?
Add 10 more to these plates?
No, I'm saying, add 10 more to these plates?
Yeah.
Just live in here?
Yeah.
But you're not gonna have people taste that stuff?
No, no, no, no.
I feel like somebody said this to me earlier, but I said no.
Fuck it.
You don't know, man.
And it's in a...
He don't go real fast.
No, I'm a little on the lower. Say that to what?
I'm medium high.
Really?
At least it's a 10-ounce.
What?
No, no.
That's a shame.
I'm going to use more oil, more oil than space.
Let it heat up first and then we can get the inside of the oil.
Wash your hands nigga.
What do we touch?
We did wash our hands brother, three times.
What the fuck do we touch?
All right, should we just charge you to go for it?
Should we go for it Will?
Let me be there, let me be there, let me be there.
Oil doesn't expand.
Oil, yo, if you put oil into a pan, right, you're about to make eggs,
we're to build the amount of oil that you put into the pan at first is not going to be the amount that you have when it's fully heated up.
fast, fast. I took before. You're not telling me that. You're not telling me that.
That's...
Okay, so
it boils, it doesn't expand. It separates.
So... You said medium-high, right?
When it separates, when it's not... You said medium-high, right?
You see what I'm saying? When it's... You know what I'm saying, right?
What he severates? What are they doing?
Expanding bro, that's what I'm saying, bro. He's got some fucking retards. Fuck these guys
It evaporates
You said medium-high right? Yeah, yeah, he's just a fucking fucking black boy
Hour of larpace
Yeah, yeah, nah, you seen on LazyStream, bro, I mean, I mean our every day, bro.
How was that, lark?
I deadass did do it.
How was that, lark?
You know what lark means?
I ain't this nigga, bro.
Because you're only doing this one hour lark, this only one session, and then after that,
you're not going to do it again.
I mean, bro, I never said that I would, and I said I'm going to do it all the time, but
guess what?
I'm putting it in an hour, bro.
Doing this one hour mark is only one session and then after that, you're not gonna do it again.
I mean, bro, I never said that I would, and I said I'm gonna do it all for you, and guess what?
I'm just putting it in an hour, bro.
Don't care about it.
I feel hungry.
Don't care about it.
You gotta have a mac and cheese ball in the DTA.
All right.
All right, that's enough stuff.
We don't need more than 10 mac and cheese balls.
All right.
Oh, that's enough?
Let me pull up.
No, no, no, no, no.
I can't.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He's going right back in there.
He's gonna fucking...
Hold his hand.
Hold his hand.
I guarantee you in the next five seconds we're gonna hear that guitar
Yeah, what are you doing?
Yeah, what are you doing?
Yeah, what are you doing?
What time are y'all going to the movie?
It's supposed to be now, touch it.
I can just go on laser scan until...
You like the water?
Yeah, because I'm going to end this for you guys.
What's the movie?
What's the movie?
I don't know.
Alright, well I'm just trying to switch it.
Let's do it like that.
I don't know, should we stay and try it?
I know what that is, it's good though.
It looks good.
I'm committed to grabbing it since it started.
I was not a big fan of it already.
Why do you try to hold in your anger, bro?
So he's done everything, you haven't done shit.
You've boiled the fucking noodles in hot water, bro.
So he did the hard shit, bro.
He made the sauce, he added all the seasoning, keep you doing your breathing tanks, it's
not going to work, just get mad, get mad already, bro.
Okay, actually, I want to say laugh another hour, I want to say laugh another hour, hour
and a half, I think.
Say IRL and...
Oh, didn't you go to the basketball office?
No.
Go to the basketball office?
No!
No, you want to talk shit, let's go hoop!
Let's go hoop after this!
After we don't, let's go hoop!
Let's go hoop!
Let's go hoop!
Yeah, let's go hoop!
Not that I want to talk shit, let's go hoop!
Let's go hoop!
I'm glad I have your toolkit.
Let me just switch...
No, no, no, no, I want to say Ireland. I want to say Ireland. Do you want to talk shit? I want to say Ireland.
Unless you say I'm sorry, Lacey, you're the King of Calabasas.
I'm sorry, Lacey, you're the King of Calabasas after Polly Parker.
Now I'm actually not crashing that down right now.
No, I'm not even trying to be an asshole, but list the parts that you did and then the parts that Suki did.
Okay, um I put the water in the pot, okay?
I put the noodles in the pot to boil then I pour all the sauce
Then I help the season the pan then I help season the Mac. I can't physically twist and turn
What are you doing?
This is like big chunks.
What is that?
What are you guys making?
Hot Cheeto's.
Oh, Hot Cheeto Macaroni balls?
Yeah.
Because these are getting warm.
Come in a little while.
I'm going to start.
You want it?
Let's do it.
I'll let you run.
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
First one.
Yo.
Yo, the nigga just threw a dildo across the fucking table, bro.
Okay, that's flour on it, okay.
Now you dip it in the egg.
Okay, we're on move, we're on move.
Oh my God, we're actually hitting somewhere.
Oh my God.
Okay.
See, he was in there.
But I think...
Is he gonna fall apart in the oil?
It is
No, why though
This I'm saying the two food not food horny I'm end horny bro
What
I'm gonna say we'll let you guys just leave him afraid to finish tomorrow.
Well, cause he's the man.
We're saying he just needs to evacuate if he needs to.
No, but.
Frank, we should just kill his man.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Who's gonna eat him?
That's not even bad!
So then just knock that man.
You don't think he's your fault partner in the world?
No, I don't think he will.
He will?
You think he will?
I mean, once he will.
The thing about the oil is, you drop it in there, this bitch, watch.
You want me to just follow you?
Watch.
Just marry your friends.
What the fuck are you doing?
How long, Chad?
That one looks warm, bro.
It's not.
Yeah, man, we just, we're not getting this room going to go.
Bro, can we get this one to speed it up with the wire?
Can we get this wire to the music?
Bro, we don't need background music.
Sure?
Nah, nah, nah, we'll see.
Bro, when am I gonna get a vibe, bro?
No, no, wait, watch out, bro.
No, watch out, bro.
Watch out, that's not it.
Watch out, bro.
Watch out.
No, no, pull in that air, bro.
Pull in that air.
Hey, yo.
Yo, you can take that extra crab.
Edge is crabbing it up.
No.
Yeah.
Probably has men sitting on a cup of coffee.
Well, why don't you throw it out, though?
What?
Who are you going to put on your ass?
Why don't you do it?
Nick, I'm back enough doing what Dildo.
I'm about to throw it out.
The nigga's back enough throwing a dildo.
He's a lonely Dildo.
How long is it going to cook for you?
I'm not sure if you can cut this in a minute.
Well, it's not cooked in the process.
It doesn't look like it at all.
Look at it all.
Shouldn't it be more crispy?
Let it heat up. Let it heat up, fuck it.
What are y'all making?
I'm not going to let you put yourself in there.
I'm going to go put you back in the way.
Let me know.
Oh, that should look good as fuck.
Yeah?
Yeah.
What's it done?
That's a whole fucking shit going on.
You don't follow me around.
You're dead.
You're dead.
What's up, bro?
You mind turning that shit off?
You don't like it?
No, I love it, bro, but you know what I'm saying?
I'm just gonna talk to you just a little bit.
I appreciate you, bro.
Actually, nah, keep playing it, bro.
That's?
Yeah, yeah.
Not bad.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You know, you built up her to be at Phyllis, and then they get actually on you.
Oh, yeah, keep going, bro.
You just want to show us big breasts and new skills.
Yo, how do you know when the world is hot?
Like, what's the... is there a method?
That's what I was saying earlier, you guys are going to retire.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just a sea bottle, bring it to the water.
No, no, no.
What, do you want me to take you to...
It's Christmas.
I'm just going to go back in with a little talk.
Let me handle some more.
I've been really tired, baby.
I've been on your fight.
See, I really got a head shot.
What do you want me to sing?
Oh Jason's playing?
Hey Jason, hit that shit.
Hey Jason, hit that shit.
Hit that shit.
You gotta come this way, it's a guitar.
I see no lyrics or nothing.
What do we have? Let's get it sober.
It's called best part.
And in the Q of I, what we're about to hear right now is people
for my actual singing lessons.
Oh yeah, let's get to it.
What?
What do I start?
No.
You want to play the song?
No.
No, you can hit this.
You can hit it.
So, there's a lot.
I'll get that.
I'll get that.
Come on, come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.
Ready?
Yeah, early, early, early, early.
Early? Early?
I don't know, like a little...
Oh, yeah, lower your hand.
We've got a way to put it out.
You don't know, babe, when you hold me,
and kiss me slowly.
It's the sweetest thing.
See that?
We lowkey might have some time.
You got something.
You got some time.
Well, we both get nice.
Do it again, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time.
That's what you got to do.
Oh no.
Like you're walking down together.
You don't know me.
When you hold me,
when you miss me slowly,
it's the sweetest thing.
And it don't change
who I had in my way.
What are you talking about?
EEEE!
We're kind of...
You have a little boy band in your head!
You have a boy band in your head!
Suki, Suki bro!
What are they saying?
They saying MMM or what?
They're saying W-MU.
Huh?
Oh!
So they muted it and we're just playing it.
I knew it one more time.
One more time, one more time.
You're wrong!
You're in a fire buddy, you're in a fire.
When you hold me in your arms,
I
You're my social-
It's there though, it's dead-ass there
It's dead-ass there though like when I tell you we got something special bro
No, we got something special. I think we actually can dead-ass our whole board man. I really do think so
Well, I have to clock out the fucking blisters are forming on my fingers have been practicing too hard
What'd you say?
You know, if that's not so special, and you are special,
it was viewing the whole time?
Bro, you're looking here at us, James!
These guys...
Oh, man, it's the fire number, I don't know.
What's up, bro?
Oh, there's Bubba. I'm not...
Michael, bro, if you're dead, I've got to actually get fucking fired!
All right, one more, I'm gonna wait so long.
I said, you want in?
On the other hand, on every day I love you.
No, I wasn't.
Get that other one in.
What do you mean?
You don't think so?
Huh?
Get him a little signature.
Get him a little signature.
Oh, bro, you are a lucky.
No, no, I'm good, bro.
You're not gonna want to get the other one in there, too?
We let him freeze them.
Uh, let's go.
No, you literally wait for the food.
Wait, did they say how long was this?
We let him in there for?
Two minutes, two minutes, two minutes, one minute, two minutes.
Make it after the road, bro, after the road.
Can you get a few more seconds?
Yo, Ron, don't use the timer. Let us actually show you all our talents.
Are you taking it?
Bro, you're focused on a boy, man.
Go on your fucking phone, ask your bitch.
Ask that freaky bitch.
Shut up! Who the...
Oh, fuck, okay.
Bro, how long do I fry the hot chicken balls?
About two to three minutes.
I'm not kidding right now. If this shit gets muted actually don't mute it. Let us just show it like
One time don't mute it actually. But you I'm gonna focus on the guitar you get on the focus
No, no, I can't focus on both right now. Okay, so you just want me to focus. Oh, okay. Fuck it.
All right, here we go. Here we go.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
You don't know, babe, when you hold me.
Kiss me slowly.
It's the sweet stink, and it don't change.
If I had it my way, you would know that you are.
What's the order?
You're the coffee that I need in the morning.
You're the sunshine in a rain when it's pouring.
Telling you, bro, we got something.
Alright, that runs, that runs, that runs, that runs.
Now why did he do that?
He didn't stop trolling, he's gone, it's fine.
Now Ron's his dad.
I told him, I told him, I told him.
Why would he?
He just saved us.
Bro, what?
Bro, actually let them listen.
What the fuck, bro?
How do we do this, Lacey?
What do I do?
How does it go?
He needs some trolling.
How does it go?
You put it in the flour.
Flour.
and then you put it in the egg.
That's it, that's all.
It's actually, I want to be, we're actually trying.
I was actually like, bro, that's what a guy was going
crazy on this song.
I, that's it.
That's it, come on, give me that, give me the phone.
And then this?
I'm being serious, he's gone.
I told him, I told him, I mean, we said he's gone.
We knew this, he's gone.
That's it.
I'm actually like, the thing you know what's crazy is they didn't even hear it on my soul when I was just trying to sing it.
I sounded like Daniel Caesar.
On your soul?
That's all that's good.
I sounded just like Daniel Caesar.
That's all that's good.
I did, but they didn't even get to hear it.
They didn't even get to hear it, I sounded just like Daniel Caesar.
Just like Daniel Caesar.
On your soul though?
On your soul.
Doesn't even work?
It's not just like Daniel Caesar.
I'm not gonna go, I'm not gonna go.
You're gonna go to work and forget about me, bud.
So, so, so...
You can put on yourself.
Yeah, I don't want to get into it.
Hold on. A little bit of flour on that bitch?
And?
Well, I smell the footage.
Fuck.
No, cap.
Why is there one fried chicken?
Is that just me?
It's chicken seasoning.
Wait, no, it's not.
It's table seasoning on foot.
I didn't buy chicken seasoning.
Just to smell a deep fryer on this chicken feet.
Now you should release the flour in the pan.
So we just made some shit.
What on the wrong way, man?
You all shitted.
You all shitted.
Woo-hoo!
We actually want to just, like, make some shit.
Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, so you get some, huh?
That's what I was talking about.
That's what I was talking about.
Maybe a little earlier than that?
I mean, whatever you want, huh?
Yeah, maybe take it out a little earlier,
it's a little better.
Take it out now.
I'm afraid you like the right color.
Yeah, you're saying it's a better shade.
You do egg first, how do you expect the
No, Grop just ask one more time is it flour egg then hot cheeto dust or is it egg flour?
then hot cheeto dust. Egg, then flour, then the hot cheeto dust. The egg helps
everything stick. Flour gives you a dry surface to cook. Egg first, egg first, egg first, egg first.
That's why it looks like that, right?
Now, do you want to know what's funny? The chat's laughing right now, but on my soul,
they were standing Glock is wrong Glock is wrong that's why I did it they were
saying that right yeah but I didn't tell you I was like
I've seen egg flower egg.
Oh, it is egg flower egg.
Do egg for egg?
That look he did us in Berkeley.
I want to hear myself back singing.
He's got, like, I got to hear that part.
Wait, did they do mastery?
I don't know, but I actually, I swear I did us.
That's somebody in here.
You had to do it?
I did, I did.
Oh, but the other time you did it?
I've got to hear myself back singing.
Someone please post that clip for me.
Oh, hey.
Oh, hey.
Oh, no, Lacey.
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Lacey.
What?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
That's
You did well you burn yourself are you okay?
That's that's all the time it needs fine
All right, the oil is brown because we're fucking run
Yo, this one dead looks good though.
This one.
Alright, I'm going to try egg flower.
I'm going to try egg flower.
Are they just only looking for the color?
No.
Egg.
Flower.
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
Sorry for this.
Okay, egg.
And flower.
Oh
Go take it back
Okay
Fucked up this one just come I think you got too warm by sitting out
There's a lot of something?
Yeah.
What the fuck do you do?
I have to soak you in a shot.
Is that...
Hold on.
Why is it black?
It's black.
Oh, no.
Oh, it's too hot.
It's too hot, very, very, too.
Too hot.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Let's see if the shit is fire.
Ready?
All right.
First one, here we go.
Hot Cheeto Mac and Cheese Balls.
That's what I made.
All right, Tommy.
That's the one you made, this bullshit.
Yeah, man, that's right.
Ready?
Yes.
Here we go, cheers.
Wait, hold on.
This is our final product of our salt and pepper.
Hot Cheeto Mac and Cheese Balls.
This is gonna be our first time trying it.
Let's see how it goes.
It doesn't look that bad.
Cheers, bro.
That's good.
That's good.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You can get these hot Cheetos and mac and cheese.
Oh my God.
The hot Cheetos.
The hot Cheetos kind of overpowers the mac and cheese.
Mm.
wait that's good but it's not bad and you can see all the WB 40 right there
you want no hot cake I have? no flour. okay. straight egg and hot you know.
so you make one like that? I need a jug.
you want a stick? oh you know what I did? I put cheese on top of it so the cheese can look
Okay, freeze, with it, y'all.
Tell me you know something.
So it just becomes like little melts and, ready?
Like come on.
I didn't even say fuck the flour.
Try one, just egg and hot she goes.
Which I say no.
First of all, let's correct me.
You can change everything before you eat the rest of it.
What?
Smoking fuck.
Another thing, change the oil.
You don't have no oil.
The same.
Try to oil that cup.
Remember the oil, it's not gonna come out.
a miracle
I never turned it off
you didn't turn it off?
no
you know why I didn't like it
change the oil as a prayer
well, is that even better?
I don't know how to change the prayer
all we gotta do is take a look at the first part
home status is a toilet how to wash it
remember?
I don't know
I think the chat was just stating that
I hope you didn't chat, who knows
Oh my God, the oil is just black.
Okay, do you think I got enough?
No, I'm just gonna do it.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
Wait, that one actually looks perfect.
Yeah?
Like, actually, though.
No flowers.
You gonna try it?
You gotta try it.
The first one's good.
The first one you get, right?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
You about to try it?
Let me try, let me try.
You about to try it with us?
That's for no flower.
Oh, the back one's good, it's fun.
They had like a little bit of cheese on the cheese, right?
Yeah, on top.
Could you get a cutting out?
Oh, that looks perfect.
Oh, yeah.
It's all hot.
You're not sure look it's a little cold though cuz we didn't fully cook it
Bro, no, I'm not on
Don't cap the way we made it without the father's that's so
I would like to taste everything.
Yeah.
I could taste the hot cheese on this.
Mm-hmm.
No, I want another one, but damn.
The oil's just fucked.
We just saved it.
Look, he just cooked it all.
I'm down to just put it back in the fridge.
Yeah, put it back in.
In the fridge, right?
Yeah, put it back in the fridge.
No, not a lot.
That was hard.
That's actually good.
That's actually good as well.
You got to put the rest in there, too.
Look, it's just guiding one, though.
When do you guide even one?
I feel like my heart can just feel it right now.
I'll be honest, you got mac and cheese?
My hit tomorrow won't be.
Come on, bro.
The actor mac and cheese?
Strip it up on it?
That thing is moving like this with the Holy Sidney, right?
I hate to have that thing in my head.
That's my metal.
That's my metal.
I need a kid, yes, sir?
No?
Let me see.
Now you know what I just do?
You know what I just do?
You know what I just do, let's sit with me?
Wait a minute.
You know what?
Fuck yeah.
You know what I just do, let's sit with me?
What?
I'm like dead ass, so I come home with a drink,
know what I want to drink later.
I drink some before I put it in the fridge.
I'm like, I have that.
No cap, if somebody drink this shit,
They're gonna have to face consequences.
Oh my God.
Cool.
Isn't that shit?
That's disgusting.
You know what I would do?
At Warranty Boat, then after it was going on.
And I'd be smiling.
I'd be going around the house smiling.
I can tell it's kind of similar.
I would go in my hot tub, and I would put my penis on the pool
jet, and I would nut in the hot tub.
Like when I was younger, because I didn't know what nut
it was at the time.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What was that song?
Weird shit, bro.
Oh, my God.
What the check for this house?
What do you have for me?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, what do you got?
Silk.
This is crazy?
We need this right here.
Silk, you got me right here.
Yes, sir.
Right here.
It's not going to go with that oil though, it definitely tastes like it will burn like
Yeah, we get a better oil tomorrow. We get hungry. We cook our shit up. Oh
We gotta move the mat
Yeah.
It's a fruit, so I suppose it is.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
I gotta put it in here.
It's not going to hurt.
It's not going to smell, it's an egg flower, egg, and then it's going to fall.
The oil just can't be gone.
Yeah, it can't be like that.
I can't believe it.
Oh, it cannot be like that.
You died right.
Did you finish your food beer?
What?
Did you finish your food beer?
Yeah, we're going to run some.
It's in the charge
What
W fucking salt pepper today, man. Oh my god. Okay. One more bite won't hurt. One more bite won't hurt.
I know my b-lack doesn't tolerate.
What do we do with this?
The flour is it?
Yeah, but we just dump it.
Yes, hey, don't ring it in there, fuck it, we just dump it.
We might as well dump everything in the reuse solution tomorrow.
Let me dump it.
I
See chat and we cleaned as we went I
Ain't watching what this is
That's one thing I don't want to talk about.
Nah, you don't gotta wash dishes.
I'm always on these with water in them.
Let it soak?
And let it soak.
And then when someone does it, it'll be easier for them.
What about the balance here?
Yeah, your mom is hilarious.
It's dead as a fact, look at this.
I devil dead as to do this with my mom.
Yep.
I'll be like this.
I'll be like, you know, I know my mom will wash it.
And then I hear,
Saad, come on, sit there if this is, oh!
Why are you still cooking?
Wait, what are we going to do?
You gotta throw it out of the back.
I don't think you can carry it.
Huh?
What do you carry with them?
Like, I was just-
Like, they're-
Wait, we just dumped it out in, like, the grass or something?
Uh, I don't know if it was supposed to be in the grass,
but I know it was definitely supposed to be, like, in a-
But I think we have, like, a drain outside of Boquito.
Yeah, it wasn't between the hatchery and then-
Oh wait, hold on.
What?
Hold on, I just had me thinkin' that right there.
Uh, so, oh, is that a dump in the pool?
I don't know.
No.
Yeah.
What is over here?
Okay.
Bro, Chad, where you seein' them, bro?
They have a proper disposal outside, bro.
What?
There's a going thing out of the building up there, okay?
This is very proper.
This is a train right here.
Look, look, you see the train right here?
Can you just throw something in there?
I have no idea.
Well, Chas, we can throw something in this train right here,
right?
What's the shit?
I don't have my phone.
What do you have to do?
Let me know if you don't, if you're not.
Super legal or proper?
Yes, this is very legal.
So.
Is it?
You got my phone, is it?
Is it charging?
a fucking dream
No dream it's fine do it million dollar dreams no
It's not a drain for oil seal it and toss it
No, we're not see on it and tossing all that oil in that small eyes dream. All right grab the thing
Come seal it and toss it
How would you put all burning oil in a glass it'll break
Like what no, I'm not it's not a good one. So does that moon have a face
Wait the moon is doing that one thing again look at it
Let it cool, yeah, yeah, she definitely let it cool before it, yeah.
Can you flash the light on me, gang? Please?
What for? Did I spill this on myself?
Here.
Oh, no, I was talking to laser, gang.
Oh!
Wait, what the fuck?
We have payment here?
Yeah.
Is it just what it is?
Oh my gosh.
You know what I'm saying?
No.
This is just got here.
It's been here.
No, it's just got here.
It's been here because look, this is where the wood works.
No, look, this is the mark.
You can see.
Yeah, but actually, don't get over here.
No, no, we gotta let it cool down a little bit.
I'm just gonna let it sit out here.
Don't worry. What if we throw it over and it starts a fire?
I don't know. It'll happen with our luck.
We got a big-eyed crib.
Big-eyed crib down there, you can see through it.
So none of the niggas down there got internet.
Don't wonder they always got no fucking light coming up over here.
Let it cool, then get a funnel, then pour it back into the bottle that came in.
So then what do you do with the bottle?
You fucking throw it away, so what's the difference between just throwing the fucking
oil away?
Bro, I'm not a lot of gang.
I don't know what the fuck they talk about, get a funnel, we don't even have a funnel.
That's just going over there gang.
Every time someone cooks they get a fucking funnel.
Bro, these are gonna be thrown in and they drain, bro.
I don't give a fuck what niggas say, bro.
These niggas have been so awesome.
Oh, do you be the same nigga that be dropping a water bottle into the fucking Laguna beach kill yourself killin turtles
I'm a little rumble, bro. That's it
I love you about to stay here to this a cool down
They said it's a crime.
It's a crime to dump oil over it.
So you just, if you cook with oil, you just gotta keep it for the rest of your life.
You cook with oil, you just gotta fucking stash it in the kitchen and keep it forever.
Because what the- you can't dump it out, you can't pour it down the drain and you can't
throw it away.
What are you supposed to do with it?
Well, let's leave it out here and then we'll come back and we'll pour it in a bottle.
We'll come back in like two hours and pour it in a bottle, trust me, bro.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Yeah.
Come on, bro.
I'll come back for it.
But don't worry, but don't worry about it, bro.
It's a good cool down.
Got a cool down.
Got a cool down.
Yeah, a little cool.
Little cool down we'll come back out and we'll pour in a bottle. Thanks with a funnel. Yeah, cuz we don't want to we don't want to get oil
Over the kitchen yeah, or if you missed the funnel. Yeah, so we're just gonna come out guys
I would have fun old poured into the bottle and then we'll throw that shit away
Austria, you know, we'll do it. Yes, don't worry. We wanted to cool down like
It's still high so like we still see the smoke coming up in the legs
Oh, yeah, I can't catch it
I'm gonna give you some credit me
Oh, no, I mean, I didn't do much, but yeah.
Well, make sure the maids come over here.
Look, they give me all my shit back.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Like, this thing can go control that.
I guess it's a little bit of a nature of life.
Oh, he comes along.
Yeah?
He's all, yeah, a visitor, a visitor, a visitor.
Oh, what the fuck?
What happened?
What'd you do?
Right.
I'll put this next to you.
What?
All it's anything.
Can't get some fresh breath?
There's...
I don't know!
Come on up!
No!
No.
No, I mean it, bro.
Yeah, I'm going up to my set up right now.
Alright, S.O.G.
Let's catch up.
You see, son, baby, I'm plugging this shit right away,
and that's why I'm running away to start running.
Because me and little Chuck on this shit,
I can't have a knowing in there, brother.
So, uh...
Alright, man.
Oh, I'm sorry, I can't do this.
Oh, I'm sorry, I can't do this.
Ah!
Help!
Yo, you're the coffee when it rains in the morning, you're the powder when it rains and
it's pouring.
Hey.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey.
You don't know babe, when you hold the sweetest thing, and it don't change if I had it my way.
Alright Rums, I'm not kidding, I'm dead ass, changing my tune confessor.
Password.
Hey, anybody else want to run my toolkit?
Anybody else?
Come to the monthly pay.
Come to the monthly pay.
Come to the monthly pay.
It's not even gum, it's just candy.
I'm going to be right back.
There's a lot of people here, hold on.
That's good for you.
That's good for you too.
That's some perspective.
That makes it look good.
It's like this shit.
You don't know, babe, when you hold me and kiss me slowly, it's the sweetest thing.
Yo, wums, stop fucking muting my shit!
I'm not trolling, I'll fire you on a spot!
I'm trying to sing it actually you better at singing
You know how generally just piss me the fuck off
I'm gonna keep on dancing now, that's how you would
I'm gonna keep on dancing now, that's how it would
Carey pie, carey pie, so I carry
I know, I have...
You can't even take yourself serious, but I actually don't think y'all understand.
You guys think I'm trolling?
Ever since I was a kid, there's really only ever been one thing that I wanted to do and
get good at.
And that was singing.
And I was always so bad at it because I'm tone deaf.
But I genuinely want to get good at singing.
Like, I really want to get good at singing, girl.
I just got to find my sound.
I just got to find my sound.
That's all it is.
I was scared of death, you said that I was scared of pretty girls to start conversations
All my friends are to me!
Not trolling, that's the worst part about it.
It's literally the worst part, bro.
You know, it's about how genuinely hurts my heart.
If I am not trolling, you can actually sing, Lacey.
Okay, is there anybody in the chat, like any of you guys, that maybe I sound good to you?
Because not all artists and musicians sound good to everybody.
Is there any, like actually not a single yes.
Actually not a single yes in the chat.
It's just crazy, bro.
Cause like there's artists and songs
that some people just don't like that other people like.
So maybe I just have to find my like,
maybe I just have to find my people, if that makes sense.
Like I have to find the people who do think
I have a nice voice and sound good.
I heard that you settled down, that you found a girl.
I've never heard that your dreams came true and you gave these I didn't give to you
Oh, friend, oh hi, young, you so shy.
Yeah, I definitely need a vocal coach.
I definitely need a vocal coach, shut up.
What's a game I could play?
I'm not ending at 13 hours.
Shut up.
I'm not going to lie.
Y'all deadass make me want to end when you like say W stream.
Not going to lie, chat.
I'm not ending.
There's gotta be a game I could play.
What's subnautica?
And then Subnautica's Fun. What's it about though?
What's this?
What is subnautica 2?
The fuck?
I don't get it!
I won't be honest, I probably would get off this game within 10 minutes.
Did I see this
Maybe I can get a game inspiration from another streamer
Okay, what's clicks doing?
what is clicks doing bro I would play but I can't with I keep there's no way I
I can build my wrist.
Fuck.
You think it's a bunch of bunch of mumps?
Yeah, I'm going to do all that one tomorrow?
Is there anything tomorrow?
Yeah, we're doing an accent like, patch it up.
Damn, bro.
Are you playing anything?
That's what I'm saying.
Girls prepared to go into debt for the large piece rather
than just let his girl fight Sam.
I wish I could play a game. I just don't know what game chat react to this one
All right everyone it's no secret I got banned on Twitch got a three-day suspension
I tried to switch my TV side to that everything that was on there deleted
Weeks of streams and just a bunch of good footage and stuff like that but the thing
about this band is all right people get banned on twitch all the time like for
no she got banned but with me I'm not entirely sure what I did wrong I spent
the whole night last night thinking in my own head watching through all my OBS
videos my thoughts where did I sit but what happens it said the name and all the
way it got banned on twitch bro I can read it I had suggested sexual content
Which, you know, can either have, could have either been from one of two things.
One, the one view one where I first did as a, uh,
ex-boyfriend and completely destroyed him was so easy for me.
And the other one was when I had the other girl over
and that stream ended in like five minutes right when I started writing.
But I got a three-day ban, right?
Let's just keep this in mind, everyone.
Just keep this in mind.
I got a three-day ban for reasons unknown as of right now.
They didn't state that in the email.
They never reached out to me.
But Alinity, I'm sure you guys have heard the name Alinity, right?
She's a Twitch streamer.
She's on her own here before she's done things.
What is he yapping about?
Bro shows me the same screenshot that he made
$1.7 million and the word editor.
Yeah, you can talk about how he yabbles him into a honey cake.
Yeah, that's what I'm telling you.
Let me ask you a role?
Yes, bro.
Like, I don't know, you're like, afterwards,
You're like, what game, mate?
What game?
You're like, I don't know.
That nigga piece knows.
His first words to Sarah is, I make more money
than your old bloodline.
Yeah.
I don't come with gay bloodlines, brother.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, that means what?
Oh, that's sad.
You know bloodlines work.
Bloodlines are a family.
What about Raul?
That means you low-key got a daughter.
I'm not talking about Raul.
Is that fucking Raul?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I see that.
Piggy we got drama going on. Okay
Arky's in here too
Like what are y'all linking me oh
Okay, like I'm dead about an end because you guys are saying dubbing stream. I'm not ending
What is my shorts recommended?
Have you played RV there yet? No, I haven't.
Well, how many of you play with no one's on?
I'm just trying to play a game, bro.
I'm trying to play a game.
Store?
Let me look at my Steam library.
Any games in my library that would be fun, shadow, no.
What the fuck was that?
What's basement to the sky?
What the fuck is this?
Is it hard?
Am I going to be able to do it?
Oh, it's one of these games.
You have to code your two dumb bet.
I'm too dumb for this.
Watch this.
I'm not too dumb.
There's no one in my game kit, my PC can't handle this game.
Wait, I have a mom and dad?
Why am I lagged?
Why am I like...
I gotta eat breakfast, yeah, I gotta eat breakfast.
Is that a hot dog for breakfast?
Who's there?
Oh
Aqua dress
I'm a little fucking little fucking laptop here on my computer.
my dirty videos on it. So I basically have to build a rocky. Well if I was building a
rock and I wouldn't start with a fucking water bottle.
I don't know how.
You know what could that have to be fun to play?
What's the map that has Kino?
Black Ops 1, can you still get that game?
Play Tree hates you, I already beat that game.
Wait, I don't even see Black Ops 1.
Oh, it has to be on it has to be on a console.
Oh god.
Just type black ops.
Oh!
Wait, am I going to get DDoS if I play black ops?
Oh, I wasn't going to play on one.
Wait, how long is this going to take to get?
The calls on PCs are super easy to get routed.
Yay, but hold on, hear me out, hear me out,
hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.
Hear me out.
Is it gonna be like,
Well, I'm not getting in the way of a lot of stuff, I'm not getting in the way of a lot
I want to play local and play zombies that's it
Chat?
Can y'all hear me or no?
Can you hear me or no?
I had to fix it a lot of things to land to fix delay I
Have no controller chat
Do I have to play? Do I have to play a controller?
Lacey, I caught my bitch cheating on me.
Do I beat her ass?
The fuck?
What the fuck?
Which has a depth of wake?
Yo, I'm live.
A quick question, you got a controller at the bar by any chance?
No, I do, unfortunately.
All right, never mind.
Are you playing Call of Duty right now?
He's playing Call of Duty.
OK.
I'm trying to play Zombies, bro.
Yeah, I mean, there's a controller somewhere.
All right, thank you.
He's mid game. Okay, maybe so he has actual.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, do you have an extra controller?
Yeah.
Anything.
Yeah, I got it. Can I come down and grab it? Yeah, go now. Yeah, yo, switch the silky.
Alright, look, I'm gonna find them.
That's all I'm gonna say to you.
Bro, I'm gonna kill you.
Bro, what?
You wanna see this name?
You wanna see this name?
Shadoi.
Shadoi.
Shadoi.
Shadoi, Shadoi.
Shadoi.
Shadoi.
Shadoi.
Shadoi.
I'm gonna go fight.
I'm gonna go fight.
You're kidding.
Yo.
Yo, Jovi, yo, Jovi, Jovi.
I'm gonna help you, bro.
Yo, you gotta be safe.
Oh!
Oh!
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
what happened what happened what who threw up
I'm a good band.
Oh, she spit out water.
Oh she's been out of water okay okay okay coconut water oh okay okay okay
Am I even going to be able to use a controller?
All the memories!
Wow!
I
Saw working
Wait, my controller is not working.
So, why is my controller not working, anybody know?
Wait, you have to play keyboard?
I got to play on the keyboard and mouse.
Oh my god, that sound.
Entry 7-4-1-0-2-1!
Perhaps this station will hold the key to the real goal of the Group 935.
Take the resolution.
What's the world with the resolution? What's our resolution?
Chad, it's just a very, very old game where you can't fix the resolution.
I call it a lie.
Can you slide in this game?
I can't even remember.
I think it's just diving, no?
Power power power power is always the first priority
Yeah I remember this shit bro
Wapo I would have been down with you as 10 minutes ago bro but I just got on his game
Oh, it's on my foot.
I should be.
That man may look like him!
Fear me!
Wait a sec, I gotta fill my sense down. This is crazy.
Okay, wait.
Yeah, one round, did you nice two games?
Where am I cool, right?
Holy shit.
That was too fucking slow.
Yo, is this really that insane memories for anyone else, bro?
This is genuinely what it is.
We're gonna be back to my child, dude.
I
That was a revival of the unfitest!
That all-time highest round on this map, on this game, it was back on console.
I think it was like, honestly, I wasn't that good, right?
I think it was 36.
And it was with two people.
Get me, feet!
Oh my god, yes.
Oh my god, yes.
I like the funny no-native man.
Insta kill.
Nice.
Nice.
Kill!
I'm in prison now!
The voices!
Oh, the lovely blood!
The voices!
one lock chat
Oh
Nice maximum, baby, let's go
Why does it make me quick to just stop it instead of holding I don't like that
I want to get closer to embrace their pain
Come on give me a little more time to play with my pretty one
The doctor is not pleased.
Fuck!
It's a beast!
I
I am so pleased!
No guy!
Don't you remember?
I don't know.
We all don't remember this shit.
Rubble like...
Rubble like...
Rubble like...
Rubble like...
Rubble like...
Rubble like...
Rubble like...
Rubble like...
Rubble like...
I am paid for pain!
I don't, Chad, I don't know what my grenade launcher is like.
I keep going on and on.
Come on. Give me a thunder gun.
Come in, I'm coming.
I'm like, here's an Irish Christ!
I don't know who's fooling you, bro!
Like, Chad, I don't know if y'all can relate to this, bro,
but I would dead ass just sit and play this game,
and around would take like four hours out of my day, bro.
No!
Reagan!
Yo! Ray got him commandos a pretty fucking... that's a pretty calm lineup!
the galil clears the commando y'all who else growing up always used to debate
between the commander and the galil give me a rpk in this shit is peak
Do I zombie hordes yet?
Wait, y'all call this a zombie train?
I thought this was hoarding.
What is a zombie train? Yeah, I don't know. I've never called these bitches on the train
How do I throw a grenade, I don't know I don't know what
Oh
Oh
The aura
Be honest chat
I don't know why y'all I
Used to come home
From school eat a fucking lunchable
You get on black ops when it plays on me for the guys
So
Ten lunches, I did not eat ten luncheable
Shots I'd be satisfied with the
Should I be satisfied with commando or should I go for a fucking better gun in the thing I'm gonna be honest
Ray gun and Thunder gun is what I'm looking for right now if I get Ray gun and Thunder gun
I'm literally in my childhood prom
Get perks yeah, but like low key. I'm just farming money right now. I'm not gonna lie
I hate when the box goes here, but I hate it, don't go here, please.
Where did it go chat brah I don't want to turn the power on
Oh, I'm not
It's outside
Well, it's good. We turn the power on a monkey start coming
What is that? What is that? What is that?
Yes! She sounds like a speed-ranger, a specimen!
Ah! Thunder Gun, bitch!
Oh!
Raygun Thundergun first game who remembers his glitch remembers his glitch
remembers his glitch who remembers his glitch who remembers his glitch bro you
You walk up on his little ledge, crouch, and now the dogs can't touch me!
Hup! Hup!
Aw, poor little puppies! Fuck you!
Oh, the ledge!
Come on, give me RPG!
Give me RPG!
Give me RPG!
You'll kick yeah, I know
Not sure why I went this way chat I did I still know how to get me okay, that's why
It's not GG, shit.
Watch, this is why it's not WKF.
Come on, I'm gambling for the RPK.
I'm a gambler.
Give me the RPK.
Yes!
NOOOOOO!
come on
BYE
I need people around there's no way you guys think I'm cheating are you
watch me just download the game.
My wrist is hurting so bad.
I don't know how much more I got in me chat for this game bro my wrist is in so much pain
I think your controller will be better.
I don't think that's any better for my wrist.
Yeah, it's not any better because I can't twist my wrist that way.
No, I did not.
You could just trap myself in a fucking corner, bro.
Whoa.
I hate these monkeys, bro.
He's solders.
He's solders.
He's solders.
He's solders.
He's solders.
He's so, they're so annoying.
Like these monkeys, bro.
Little fucking ankle biters.
They're so annoying.
Wait, I forgot about traps.
I have no ammo.
I think I got a horde extra hard this round.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Need a max ammo.
I
Masses
Tell masses
I
Like yeah, I'm actually just so I'm good at everything bro
Wait, I'm cooked!
Shadow, am I cooked?
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
I'm not a cheater.
How is that a little Mickey, it's a still to be able to do that!
Yeah, I don't need to pack a bunch of fine
I'm good, I promise
Understand
I'm not like a new
I'm not like a fucking movie
you were in phase of course you're gonna be at this game you're such a goat thank
you bro
I'm maxed out I was not a fake chat
probably move
I
Killed
No, I'm such a fucking chud oh teddy bear teddy bear teddy bear teddy bear. Oh teddy bear
Oh that sound oh it makes me kind of whoring here
Bow before the Almighty, Joe!
Well, Maxim, I'm not a bad show!
Whoah, bitch!
Bye!
Wait, I swear that max ammo left for the normal.
Am I tweaking?
Am I tweaking?
Wait, Shadow, am I wrong that max ammo will not go super quick?
Wait, I kind of fucked up because I don't have Mule Kick.
I
Champion is one round off here. I'm getting to yo low key. I do need monkeys
I'm not a sad man.
How am I a seven I'm literally this I'm cruising through round 18 now I haven't died
I haven't even close to buying
Give me monkeys give me monkeys
and I get a rain gun. Another one?
I
Nothing without you're the mickey. What do I have that's the mickey, bro
What do I have that's the mickey, bro
Give me monkeys please.
You little bitch, you little fucking stupid ass little fucking teddy bear, fuck you.
How can I have that?
Yeah, once I run out of thunder, I'm going to get him off.
I don't want you to do anything about it.
I don't want you to do anything about it.
I don't want you to do anything about it.
I don't want you to do anything about it.
I
Will be honest I think I'm actually
I'm trying to think if there's ever been a game that I've played that I've been bad at
Like genuinely I'm not trying to declare myself leadership. I'm genuinely not sure
Whoa
Fortnly, I guess.
Get the ray gun?
What am I shredded my ray gun in for yo, imagine I got mule kicking could have had a ray gun Thunder gun and RQK
Yeah, I know I actually feel bad for kids who didn't grow up playing this game
Can you double pack a bunch in Black Ops 1 or no?
No, not in this one, wait, which one is it or you can get like fireworks on the guns?
What's- what's- what is that?
You only got ammo too quick with RPG, bro.
Okay, Cheds, is- is this a bad idea to get a- to buy a gun off the wall and then so I can just keep buying ammo?
Is that a dumb idea or no? What do you all think?
What gun should I get? What's the best? What's the best gun you can get off the wall?
It's NP-40, right? Which is over here.
M16?
I feel like it's not.
I feel like it's this.
Well, I'll go pack a punchy right now, obviously.
What could be better than the MP-40?
Yeah, low-key this might be better, bro. And this has a grenade launcher.
Shad, this gun's lowkey better.
I'm going to kill so many now.
Is it not?
Oh, the shower's at the dam!
It's not?
I mean, I could just change.
I could probably use that.
Wait, how do I switch it to the grenade launcher?
What button is it?
Yo, I just, the thing is I get bored, like I'm not gonna die.
I
I'm actually curious where I'm going to die on.
Yeah exactly, I can literally just run zombie hoards forever.
Okay, that is dangerous enough to live.
That must be so beautifully painful.
That must be so beautifully painful.
That's so humorous.
Take your medicine.
Fuck.
Oh my god, I'm him.
Oh my god, I'm him.
I'm actually him.
Quick, though, chat.
Hey, deadass, one's out of ammo, so clean.
You got this, Ed.
Hold on.
Die!
Hold on.
I don't need the 400, but I need to get to the next round, so I'm not going to lie.
Probably.
Oh
I'm about to go back to thunder good right now. I'm about to go do it right now. I just
Because I know that I have ammo left there.
If you make it past 30 or if you make it past 30 you could be called a gamer?
Brother
The issue is once you get up in these higher realms the game starts taking so long
Oh, whoa, what the fuck, Amanda?
They're all flattened like pancakes!
The ice is kind of a jam, makes that good!
I know I don't have money to pack lunch
Do the Easter egg way I forget how to do it I forget how to do it chat
I'm just placing my money, girl.
I'm just placing my money, girl.
All right, Shady, I think it's around 30 or no.
Wait, should I go pack a punch right now?
I don't think I can make it to round 30.
Why am I yelling?
I'm trying to figure out now, yeah you're right as well as you know how many people
probably open tricks today and put it tight because of the sevens you reach it and don't know how to fix it
well what do i do i have no ammo no ammo is no fun
Sonny Von!
Sonblero!
Yo!
How many more times do I have to stab him?
Alright, so I have 9 rocket launcher shots
and 24 thunder gun shots to get me through this round
No clouds, no wounds, no joy!
Focus chat.
This is all about strategy now.
When you run out of ammo, you let all the zombies come out from their little barricades,
from their little rooms you get them in a line
You can use the traps yeah
But the problem with that is, that was on those GG's.
I'm not gonna get enough ammo on I'm not gonna get enough money to get ammo
you wasted all your money on the traps I know
Oh brother sunny bun son
the left and you fucking serious this little shitter ugly little shitter look
like Jason the fucking wean
I'm gonna have a method here
Wait this this plus killing this last brawler might get me enough to get
Wow, I mean that's just that's just dedicated game knowledge right there. That's just know in the game
Straight up
All right, so let's make a count
now you want to give me a max ammo fuck you fuck you some
Nooo!
I have no money.
I have no money, I'm dead GG chat
I should have sprinted to quicker but I'm a fucking from I'm like well I don't round 26 first time playing and probably
What?
I'm gonna be honest. I think that was my first time playing in
Maybe 10 or 12 years not bad
Yeah, yeah, the power needs to be turned on.
The power needs to be turned on.
Shut your bitch-ass up, motherfucker!
Go play ball with Silky?
He's hooping right now?
What are you talking about?
Oh my God, my wrist is in an excruciating amount of pain,
bro.
Bro, you little shit's just fucking,
you little shit's just take, take, take, bro.
You greedy little bastards.
I've been alive for almost 15 hours
and I got people telling me do a 24, do a 24, 24.
Like yo.
I can't do a 24, bro.
I have plans tomorrow.
It's my one year anniversary and I never take days off.
And I'm going to Malibu.
It's getting a little chilly in here, bro.
Cap what?
Cap what?
I'm pulling up on you in Malibu.
No, you're not.
How's your wrist?
It hurts so bad right now, bro.
Could that be all the guys who could successfully
run a marathon or no?
I always, anybody else always wonder what videos like this are.
I swear I always see this YouTube video on my, on my YouTube recommended and it says,
it says like, oh my God, what does it say?
It's like, I forget what the title is, but it's a very broad title and, oh my God, what
is it saying?
It says like, oh my God, I can't remember it.
Surely someone else knows what I'm talking about.
Oh my God.
No, it's not a playlist, it's a YouTube video and it has like, it's very short title, it's
like a 10 minute video, but it has like 10 million views.
It's called like, it's like something about life.
Holy shit.
The fact that I just looked at this message right here
in new exactly like I knew what he was asking just by seeing the emotes
6 Asians vs 1 Secret
No, it's not I'm always sad it's like maybe it's like in another life or something
I don't know it's something like that like that kind of title but it's like
happy or it's like I don't even know
oh T jobs thank you for the 10 gifted we are a hundred and 80 subs away from
11k thank you brother
Oh
Holy shit
Thank you for the 10 and it's 20
Damn
Near the 11k yeah
Probably like
150 off now right? Something like that?
I'll be honest, I got nothing on YouTube. Do you guys watch YouTube? Stay on to be honest.
I feel like I go on YouTube and there's just nothing I want to watch.
I feel like YouTube's gotten very like repetitive, if that makes sense.
Everything is just... wait.
We are here filming in LA with 20 people who are all debated out to see who has the most
general knowledge trivia.
Holy LA accent.
And who is going to be our winner tonight going home with $1,000?
Let's go.
Round one, everyone has to get one correct
to move on to our next round.
This eight letter word that starts with a C
links birds, bishops, and compasses.
Cardinal.
What? A compass?
That was Cardinal is right.
How the fuck would I know that?
I thought the answer was a compass.
When a tumor is cancerous, what is it said to be?
Oh, oh, oh, when a tumor is cancerous,
it is said to be fatal.
You win.
You win.
You win.
Brother, these are not general knowledge questions.
These are not general knowledge questions, bro.
I'm over two.
These are hard.
What is the name of this actor?
Like what?
Number 456.
What state is home to the garlic capital of the world garlic capital of the world
I'm gonna go Missouri on this one.
Which New York borough does Notorious B.I.G. sing about?
Oh my god, oh my god.
I was gonna say, I'm not gonna lie.
I wasn't gonna say Brooklyn, bro.
I'm a TV hero.
Brooklyn is right.
I was over here.
Release on Netflix, name this TV show.
TV show. Okay. Nobody knows this, bro. Nobody knows this. Which sports car brand produces
the 911 Porsche. What is the largest country in Central America by area largest country
in Central America, Texas.
Where's that?
Nicaragua?
Nicaragua is right here.
Huh?
Wait.
Texas is North America?
Oh, I thought because it was in the bottom of America and let that be like central
What is the name of this Disney character? Oh, Baymax
What is the scientific name for Down syndrome?
Special Ed
Oh, no, that's not gonna be good.
Oh, no, that's not gonna be good.
Oh, I really thought I was onto something, dude.
Ah, shit.
Try something 21?
What even is that?
I've never heard it happen before.
Thank God it's too late for there to be clips going out, bro.
What is the primary ingredient in meringue?
Brother, lemon.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not trying to be that guy, bro.
But I've noticed a trend in this fucking video.
I'm not trying to be the guy that calls it out, okay?
Okay, but listen.
Someone knew the one actor,
someone knew who notorious B.I.G sang about,
and now someone knows exactly
what the main ingredient of the food is.
It's the primary ingredient in meringue.
My name is Aguay, this is right.
Built in 1961. What is this historical landmark? Oh? Oh, uh
Do the Great Wall the Great Wall China
What is the name of the process of
The name of the process of checking work for airs before finalizing
Double checking checking work for airs before finalizing
Oh, proofreading.
Proofreading is right.
This measurement on a bottle of liquor is typically double the alcohol by volume in the U.S.
A.
B.
Wait, what is it?
This measurement on a bottle of liquor is typically double the alcohol.
What?
I don't even know what that means.
Am I- I'm too dumb to even comprehend the question.
E.
No, you can't.
No.
Proof?
Proof is right.
What?
What is the name of the current that flows northward along the eastern U.S. coast?
Mr. Dearger.
Two words. The initials are G.S.
The grand...
...gouche.
What musical instrument is nicknamed the squeeze box?
No, this is not general knowledge. What the fuck is a squeeze-
Oh my god, no one like those like this.
I
Know it's obvious think about it. What's the one that was like this?
What is that one accordion harmonica
I won't know that I guess it starts with an uncle like
Every person in this lineup has not even attempted to answer a question these five people have been asked
15 questions and have not even attempted to know an answer a bunch of fucking idiots
This French sportswear company founded by and named for a famous French tennis player has a green crocodile on its logo
What size is this container?
Uh, as a plate.
A plate?
Yup, it's a plate of ice cream.
This is the name of a type of steak and the name of a car crash.
Type of steak and a car crash. A T-Bone.
Re-Bone?
T-Bone is right.
She just said Re-Bone.
What the hell?
You go over 19 with questions and you hit your rib eye.
What the fuck is a rib eye car crash?
The name of a car crash.
You're back?
No, I was right.
Oh no.
Everyone has to get one correct to move on to the next round.
What is a baby alligator called?
Crocodile.
Shall we?
No.
Are they dumb?
It's a fucking crocodile, you morons!
A pup? No.
A pup? A pup?
Everyone can have another guess, it starts with an H.
A hen?
Huh?
Wait, it starts with an H?
No.
Henry?
No.
Henry?
No.
Henry?
Just saying, just saying shit.
Little Billy?
No.
Come on, dude. What are we? Brother, a hail billy?
Chewie.
No.
Ashley.
Ashley is correct.
He didn't even know that. He didn't even know that was right.
Which body of water separates Alaska and Russia?
Pacific Ocean.
Yes.
Discontinued in 2001, what is the name of this drink?
Kool-Aid Jammer
Kool-Aid Jammer?
Cap!
Oh god that's right!
That's a Kool-Aid Jammer!
That's a fucking Kool-Aid Jammer!
I know one of them!
I see one!
Gushers?
No.
Gushers?
Ah!
No.
Mando?
No.
Alright, I'm going to have another guy.
Sleepy.
Screams at his mouth.
Allerga, sleep it, squeeze it, is it all right?
Before becoming a fashion staple, t-shirts were-
Yo, he said just said gush, yo,
this team just looked at a bunch of juice boxes
and said gushers.
They should have standard underwear for which group?
Men's underwear?
No.
Larnas?
No.
Funters?
No.
Okay, everyone can have another guess.
I'm looking for a very specific answer here.
So parts of this answer have been said,
but they're not correct.
Army Rangers.
We call our workers.
No workers.
No.
Oil, oil-rayed workers.
Navy.
What did you say?
Navy.
Navy is right.
Oh, it's a lot.
What five-letter word is-
Is that you second to the right?
I'm not in this video.
The motto-
What five-letter word is the motto of the IBM computer company?
There's a different truck.
You're still alive.
We...
Huh?
Yeah
No, these people are just fucking idiots, dude
It's general knowledge questions and they're like the dumbest people ever
No, he got a food question right
Look at his shirt. He said it says super rad
Yes, this guy got a food question, right? This guy got a question about New York and Biggie Smalls, right?
No.
This girl got a question about Squid Games, right?
Are you being a mess?
Yes.
I mean, it's all make it, it's all add-on.
This guy got something about a car brand.
Is that XGC?
Yeah, it is XGC.
It is XGC.
of the IBM computer company.
Think?
Think it's right.
What?
You said a lot of landscaping and farming.
What is the name of this machine?
Uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, a prop breaker.
Riding mower?
No.
Get Miller.
No.
Does that look like a fucking riding mower?
No, is that it?
Does that look like a riding mower?
Bro, we gotta do this.
Oh my god, we should steal this.
We could see this for sure you got to do this house movie. What do you ask like?
What is that?
All right, they're giving these out there
Giving these out you put popcorn in the box and it's hard to just bought it. I am not gonna put popcorn in that shit
Wait, for a movie?
Uh, I don't know, Mandalorian or whatever
That shit is just hard for you. I don't even know what I'm trolling from.
Sucky. Wait.
Look, it's up right?
This is kinda hard.
Will you go for it here? Get the ass open it.
I don't know how to open it, I wouldn't open it.
You gotta open it.
There's gotta be a way you can put it in here.
You want food in that?
I mean, I don't want to break you, but it definitely opens up, I can see it's trying to open it.
Oh my God!
But I told him just give me a regular in the bucket.
Wait, but this is sick, you could put anything in here.
Imagine having something in your room and you throw a little candy in here.
Oh, pop a pop in a little candy?
Maybe a little chicken treat this year?
Yeah!
Chicken treats in the bucket?
Oh my God, you don't even need a better?
Imagine you're walking around, right?
Cut a little hole in the back.
You're walking around, you hold it in your hand here, you got to lick it, you gotta go!
You gotta walk up and something, you gotta go!
Off the top!
You are a darn good dude. You are a darn good shit.
Yeah, I don't want you to do that.
But how's the Wi-Fi there?
Good, I like that once. I'm also getting cancelled.
What would you say I would do?
Well, they asked what the official scientific term for Down syndrome is, and I thought it was a special ed, but it's apparently, what is it, Jack?
Lymphony 21 or something?
No, how are we supposed to know that? They all teach you how to school.
Yeah, I don't know. It's called like, try some E21.
Brother, he was never doing another that.
Could you give me a theory of where you were about? Can you put my ice packs in the freezer?
No, I don't.
It should be in my budget now.
Is that our last thing you did, or no?
No.
She's probably a pair, she's probably one of the new shrins I've been to, especially
in the state of LA, she's been on since 10am.
I don't know if you've done them all.
No I'm saying you guys have to complete this thing.
Oh yeah, they were actually doing it.
She released, definitely just rolled one up and are both high right now.
I'm not, I don't smoke.
What is the name of this machine? I don't even know!
A plow. Cedar?
No.
Everyone else I guess is searching for them are...
Rototiller?
How does he know that? A fucking rototiller?
Which historical garment did Kim Kardashian wear to the 2022 Met Gala causing controversy?
The Merlin River.
Sure, sir.
Delta Airlines is known for giving out what cookie?
Biscoff.
Biscoff.
What is the name of this movie?
Oh, Lady and the Trip.
Wait a minute.
Isn't that an idea?
In the human body.
Of course, you know the food one.
Oh, yeah, that was Lady and Tramp.
In the human body, where did you find the thyroid gland?
Oh, my God. Wait, thyroid is in your...
thyroid is in your stomach.
Would you find the thyroid gland?
Okay.
Name one of the top two U.S. states that has the most pickleball courts.
Pickleball courts in the U.S.
I'm going to take a random guess and I'm going to say a lot of people pick them all in Texas.
For the tie break, in a rock-paper-scissors game, what beats rock?
Oh, in a tie break, rock-paper-scissors, what beats rock? It's paper.
Paper. Paper is correct. Easy.
Who is the sporting team?
The Bananas.
Savannah Bananas.
How on God's green earth does he know the savanna bananas?
Like bro, what experience do you have to go through in life to know what a savanna banana is?
What is the name of a person who starts their own business?
I saw an entrepreneur.
Man.
A business element?
What is the term for a quick test used to evaluate and...
Oh, quiz!
I'm cooking.
I'm sure that if I put them in the freezer, I only see the blue coverage.
No chance around in there.
Maybe she put them in the freezer.
I don't know.
Created in 2006, what is this?
Google Docs.
Docs.
Which swimming stroke is named after an insect the grasshopper the back stroke the
the cricket stroke no the auto fucking butterfly after an insect
oh it's been the same three people in last place every time what is this
device look at her face when she's trying to answer a question brown this girl right here
swimming stroke is named after an insect what is this device
What job title consists of an official public servant who follows safety code enforcement
follows safety code enforcement and at a higher level can investigate for arson commissioners
What's like
I'm just saying shit.
Literally just saying shit.
I don't know either, but I wouldn't say commissioner.
No, I didn't give the two people who couldn't answer a question.
The hardest question.
And at a higher level
She looks like she's just out of a fucking epiphany
She's like, oh why am I thinking of that?
and look at this guy you're hating crazy when your ass would say firefighter well
guess what dumbass that's the right fucking answer and now you're the dumbass
fuck you
Oh my god, there's so many rounds.
One correct to move on to the next round.
In Blackjack, what is it called when you match the dealer's hand?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, a push.
Push.
What do skunks, raccoons, and bats have in common?
Corona.
Black and white.
Not turn on.
fucking idiot just say black and white
that's not have y'all ever seen a black and white raccoon ever
Which country is this?
Aruba.
Bomb it.
Blue Shirt.
No.
What is the number on Gerald's shirt in Hey Arnold?
Gerald's shirt in Hey Arnold.
10.
7.
No.
9.
8.
3.
10.
No.
0.
It's a double number
Usually working for tips, what is this career path? Oh
That's a singer inside a row
Originating in the 19th century as a nickname to the Republican Party in the USA. What does GOP stand for?
Germany
The song sir Duke performed by Stevie Wonder is primarily a tribute to whom
Which NBA player was nicknamed the answer the answer
I've never heard of the answer
It's Alan Iverson I've never heard that I'm a larper
What is the name of the elite warriors from the Empire in Japan?
Samurai.
Yes.
Found a lot at weddings.
What is this?
Oh, bouquet, bouquet, bouquet.
Bouquet.
Bouquet.
What castle is that?
Well, I'll say it, of course.
What castle is the center of Disneyland?
Oh, the princess's castle.
The center of Disneyland.
Cinderella's castle.
Same beauties, if you're right.
Before legally changing his name to air, what did Kylie Jenner name her son?
Price, price, like, wild shit.
Wolf, wolf is right.
Lilies and-
Wolf?
Yo, wolf.
Hey, Lilies, are more toxic to which-
to which species of animal? Rabbits. Species of animal. What is the name of the musical
symbol that indicates silence. Violet. What? What kind of cake is this? Oh birthday cake, birthday cake, birthday cake.
Okay, everyone got another guess. Confetti cake is confetti cake. Confetti cake. Confetti cake. Confetti cake.
The only answers I've gotten right, I've had to do with food and gambling.
What is the name of the document that proves you paid for an item?
Oh!
What is that file?
Which city is this?
Brother, that's gonna be Miami.
Boats, the sets of Miami.
San Diego?
What?
That's a lot of great time.
Round four, everyone has to get one correct to move on to the next round.
I want you on a no chat, I'm still in.
I'm still in.
Until I go around without being the first person to answer a question, I'm still in.
What do the brands Barbie, T-Mobile and Lyft have in common?
Which automotive tire brand is the most manufactured by the team?
Michelin is correct. What is this instrument called?
Trombone.
What is brightness of light measured in?
What type of celestial body is the sun?
The moon.
Light.
Stars.
Stars.
Stars.
Stars.
Stars.
Stars.
Stars.
from the abdomen. Which band is this? The lead singer of?
That's me. That's me. I said room five. I'm still in. I'm
still in. I said room five. In which US state would you find
Glacier National Park?
Name a mammal that does not fly but can glide.
A falcon. No. Sugar glider. Falcon. What did you say?
I'm a sugar glider.
If you settled out west in the US,
you could keep the land you settled on under what act?
47, act 47.
Hold that.
Hold that.
That's good.
Good job.
What is act 47?
California Act 47.
I just want to know what I just said.
safe neighborhoods and schools act low-level drug possession
like suck it this album
the young thing and i love my name oh my god the name of this album
iceman no cowboy carter no
cowboy carter brother
in your place. No. Oh, that's going to be so bad. Okay, everyone can have another guest.
It's also like sort of a holiday. What is the name of the ancient Egyptian sun god? You
You cook.
In the Jungle Book, what type of snake was caught?
Black mamba.
Black mamba.
No.
Mamba, mamba, it's a mamba.
Anaconda?
No.
Pythons?
Pythons, correct.
An odometer measures what?
Pythons.
So I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna be a guy,
I'm not gonna be an asshole.
How has she slipped through?
For four rounds in a row,
she's been the last person here.
Okay, everyone can have another
guess. It's not miles feet. No.
Distance. Distance. It's right.
Finish this phrase. Blank blank.
Finish last. What is the name of this skin rash?
Xima. Herpes. Chicken Fox.
Brother, look, you heard her say eggs and maw and get it wrong, and you say eggs and
maw.
You guys want another guess?
Oh, she got it.
What is the main ingredient in cheesecake?
Cheese.
Cheese.
I was right.
Cheese is right.
By the way, cheese is right.
Yo, brother, I'm disappointed in you, bro.
I'm disappointed in this guy, man.
How did you not know that? It's easily cream cheese, dude.
What country used to be called Burma?
Alright, chat. I'm still in. I'm still in, by the way, chat. I'm cooking. I'm cooking.
Burma. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
What bizarre sport was included in the 1900 Paris Olympics but never again?
Blinding. Blinding.
Oh, a water...
Pester with animals.
Oh.
Was she a hunting?
No.
Show me.
Oh, a bull riding, bull riding, bull riding, bull riding.
Bull riding.
Equestrian?
No.
Rooting?
No.
Does anyone else that hasn't guessed how many?
Pink shell pigeon?
20?
I don't know.
I'll get it too.
It's live pigeon shooting.
So, pigeon shooting.
Oh, is it one of the same type of pigeon?
Who is this?
Who the fuck is that guy?
The mentalist.
Do you know his name?
Oh, it's...
What is the blood type?
Gerald R. Ford was the vice president for which president?
Oh, Reggie Bush.
Ford Motor Company?
No.
Henry for Roosevelt?
No.
Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush.
Kennedy?
No.
Say it loud.
We have an update though.
I said Reggie Bush.
No, the worst part, wait, was Nixon, Nixon got assassinated, right?
I
Bro said a high speed winner
No
What is the national flower of Mexico the rose?
It's a pink one
I'm about to get eliminated, Chad.
I'm about to get eliminated.
What is the German word Rucksack referring to?
Stealing.
Who played Batman in the 1997 film?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No, it was a first dude.
I don't know.
Keaton?
No.
Christian Bale?
Bruce Banner.
Bruce Banner.
What art period does the Mona Lisa fall under?
Right now it's over here first.
Matthew McConaughey has been a long time face for which car brand?
Port?
No.
Cheat?
Uh, Honda.
Honda.
Honda.
Supra?
No.
Supra.
No.
Everyone can have another guess.
Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln.
Yes, oh my God.
I'm looking for a two word answer here.
What is this called?
You cheated.
How did I cheat if I said four wrong things before that?
How did I cheat if I said four wrong answers before that,
bro?
Get on my make, bro.
Airfield, airfield.
I filter, sorry.
Following Daisy and preceding Junior,
what is the name for the level of Girl Scouts typically
in second and third grade.
Dandelion style.
Also a dessert.
Brownie?
Brownie dessert.
In what state were Po-Boys invented?
What is that?
She was first.
Which game show has a famous final round called Fast Money?
Family Feud.
Family Feud?
Still in either way, fuck you guys.
This item has the initials of CC. What holds a bag together?
Claw clip? No.
Chip clip?
Claw clip.
Unlucky, mate. All right, next round.
Move on to the next round.
She haven't been honest so far. I'm winning this video.
Factional, if I was on this stage, I'd be winning.
Count. What does the J and JPEG stand for?
Junior.
Chalice?
No.
Junior.
Chalice?
No.
Should we count it?
Yeah
What is the name of the place people are buried located
Name this country
In a bowling what is the name of the line you cannot cross before?
Say it again?
Foul 9.
Foul 9 is right.
F***ing great.
Which war did Operation Desert Storm kick off in...
We're about to get it.
No.
World War II.
World War II.
No.
Desert War.
Desert Storm.
Can you expand on Gulf War?
Gulf of Mexico!
Gulf of Mexico!
Gulf of Mexico War!
Gulf of Mexico War!
Give me a guess.
Time's up.
He's missing the location.
Purging Gulf War.
Purging Gulf War.
That's great.
That's great.
That's great.
That's great.
That's what I want, it's a kid.
Which man was knighted in 2007 by the King of Norway
holding the rank of Colonial in Chief?
What?
A dog.
No.
A rabbit.
No.
A fox.
A horse.
A bear.
No.
A fox.
Everyone can have another guess.
It is a type of bird that is found in cold climate.
A falcon.
Which video game would you find these in?
I'll call a duty.
No.
Double kill.
Pete Best was the original drummer for which famous band?
The Beatles.
The Beatles.
No.
The Beatles.
Still in this bitch, still in this bitch, still in this bitch.
You don't deserve it!
That was nice.
What is the name of the invention that allowed mass production of books in Europe?
Compa?
Printing press?
Printing press is for us.
Okay, I'll give it up.
What is the name of the process of exchanging goods or services without using money?
Exchange!
Exchange!
Who is this movie character?
What is the name of the device that measures time using sand?
Hourglass.
Are you guys all fucking kidding me?
And once again, you are in the bottom four.
What is the term for a system of rules used for spelling and sentence structure?
Pulturation.
In the human body, where would you find the fibula?
Do either of them know this, Chad?
Who do you guys think gets this?
You find the fibula.
Like.
Like is right.
Round 7, everyone has to get one correct to move on to the next round.
In the name of the pharmacy chain, CVS, what positive word does V represent?
Vitamins.
What is the name of the upper chamber of the U.S. Congress?
Who is the pink character?
Lilo!
Experiment 6.
Lilo!
No.
Experiment 67.
No.
Pink stitch.
No.
Experiment 623.
No.
And Lilo?
OK, everyone can really guess.
Her actual name is also the name of something
in the sky that starts with an A.
Angel?
Angel is an A.
And her other name is Experiment 624.
Which European city, famous for canals and water trade?
No, water trade history is imaginatively nicknamed the Venice of the North.
Amsterdam?
Amsterdam is right.
Amsterdam is a very, very long city.
In tennis, what score comes after 40 in a due situation?
The Venice.
The Venice is correct.
What is the name of this app?
What am I doing?
Yes! I got it! I got it! I said Europe! I said Europe! I said Europe!
I'm still in this bitch, motherfuckers!
That's right.
After how many days do chicks start to hatch?
14.
No.
22.
21 is right.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
What is the most basic unit of the nervous system called?
Myocardia.
No.
Nerve?
Nerve is right.
Which US state capital has the largest population?
Austin.
No.
No.
Austin.
No.
Did she just say California, son?
State capital?
It's got to be Austin.
Chicago.
Yeah.
You can't have another guy.
Texas.
Austin, Texas.
Los Angeles, Phoenix.
Oh, really?
What country is home to wild horses known as brumbies?
Australia.
What is this weekly event in which local businesses self-reliate?
Farming Parking.
Yes.
Oh, no.
This crispy appetizer found on many American Chinese menus pairs cream cheese with...
Crab brie goo! Crab brie goo!
Bye! I'm stealing this motherfucker!
I'm doing this for you.
Which animal represents the Democratic Party logo?
Donkey?
Donkey is right.
Yo, she clutches every round!
She clutches every round! How?
How? You got a lob with food?
round eight everyone has to get one correct to move on to the next round
what is the name of Rockefeller's oil company
ooh i don't know uh uh jannies
rexhon?
no
rexhon
no
Rockefeller
no
standard oil?
yeah
yeah
yeah
solve this math problem
oh no
76, 240, 288, 288, is it?
Alex, the Great was the king of which country?
Macedonia, is it?
Who is this habit?
Pilabagos.
What?
Uh-oh, can I have those?
P and PDF stand.
Pedophile!
Portable.
What?
Well done.
name of the process of turning raw materials into finished products processing processing manufacturing
what political ideology supports collective ownership and social for the tie break what do
butterflies primarily consume hauling plants no you have another guts
What does this compound make?
So, what is it?
Finish this quote from Mean Girls.
She doesn't even go here.
I'm about to lose.
King Waitress is a song made by witchcraft.
Seen em!
The process of heating milk to a specific temperature.
Yes.
What the all G you shut.
Ochre is what color?
Green.
No.
You know, you can have another guess.
Yeah.
Oh, that was great.
Well done.
Well done.
Wait, what do I do if I don't have another question?
I would have been in a 1v1.
I would have been in a 1v1, remember?
All right, how about this?
The first question of the next round, if I can answer it,
I get to stay in.
Round nine.
Everyone has to get one correct to move on
to the next round, what?
Oh wait, you're selling?
No, I'm not, no, I'm not.
Okay, what is the name for the process
of converting information into a secret code?
It's been named.
It's gotta be Morse code.
Aim for the process of converting information into a secret code.
Encoding?
Encoding.
Encoding.
Oh, fucking crumb.
I'm a fucking crumb, Ralph.
I'm a fucking crumb, bro.
Dave's out chicken vs. Chili's, who made the best mozzarella combo?
Well, one of these is perfect, so let's find out.
I got the three peas with fries, they're a bit floppy, but the black pepper seasoning goes crazy, I give it a nine, but then they're...
Welcome to Exit Strategy. I haven't done anything like this before, but I'm looking forward to a new show from the Sidemen premiering weekly on more Sidemen.
I gave the game.
Only one player will take home a £10,000 cash prize. There's money on the line!
Yeah!
10 players lost in an endless maze never knowing what the next room holds
I came prepared for his knee pads, am I am in our protection
I'm a lot of more of a guy that did that
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