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⭐ BIG CONTENT DAY ⭐ THROWING A PROJECT X BIRTHDAY PARTY ⭐ BACK IN LA ⭐ STREAM WITH DIARY GREG HEFFLEY TOMORROW ⭐ SUBSCRIBE TO PAY MY RENT ⭐
05-25-2026 · 8h 10m
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Lou always around the house always helping out with Jason streams helping out with the
YouTube videos great person today is her birthday so we are throwing a project X birthday party
All right.
We are growing a project at the birthday party for Lou, OK?
And basically, I'm going to invite everybody in the chat
to the party, OK?
So I'm about to make a party fool,
and I'm going to basically invite all of you guys,
all right?
New event, untitled event.
I'm going to title it, Lose Birthday Party.
birthday party.
Okay, let's party.
I'm gonna change it to birthday.
All right, birth.
Um, so who in the chat actually wants to pull up?
Who in the chat actually wants to pull up?
Birthday girl set date is gonna be today.
Today at 7pm.
All right. Hosted by Lacey, ad co-host Jason DeWine.
Jason DeWine. Okay. Confirm.
All right.
Hold on. I got to call Jason and make sure he accepts the party full invite.
I got to call Jason, make sure he accepts the party full invite.
Why don't I just get a notey going out? What the fuck?
Yo, Jason!
Yo, can you accept the party full co-host invite what?
No, I invited you to co-host the party for I'm gonna send it to all the chats and stuff
Okay, okay, um I
Live 15 minutes away, so check y'all actually that's what I pull up y'all that is what I pull up
location. Wait, is it illegal if I put in and out? In and out, save. Cost per person.
Wait, I can charge you guys to show up?
I'm not put, it's legal to do that?
OK, Chad, do not troll me.
Is it illegal to put an in and out on a party full?
Is that illegal or no?
I'm not trying to get into legal trouble here, all right?
Can somebody please confirm?
Yes, you will get banned from in and out.
Well, that is one thing that I cannot have happened.
That is one thing that cannot, I'm not getting,
it is illegal.
Wait, but how is that fucking illegal?
You need to disguise yourself at the party?
Wait, you guys want me to disguise myself
so I don't get recognized?
I'm not gonna lie, fuck this,
I'm not making a party for a while.
Listen, if anybody wants to pull up to the party,
the address is 37, the address is 3911 OSJ Avenue.
Okay, if anybody wants to pull to the party,
that is where it is taking place at.
Let me know, drop a me in the chat right now
if you want to pull up.
Why are y'all saying GG?
Why are you guys saying GG?
Last one you dropped was shit.
I didn't even press play on that hoe.
Meed, meed, meed, skit, skit.
My loser.
My loser.
You guys can be honest with me.
All right, send that link.
Oh, here it is, here it is.
So y'all really want me to react to this?
Like seriously, y'all actually want me to react to this?
Yes.
I think the speculation was that you guys tried to sign them to some kind of 360 deal
where it's like, we'll take 20% of all your money and you get to need something like this.
Is this not what happened?
Call in anyone and ask them if they got shown a deal to give them 20% of their money.
This is what the internet fix, right?
Yeah, it's fake, man.
That's fake.
So you just don't think that there's a way to get money out of it.
But I'm sure.
Oh, swag.
Ask swag if he was ever asked for anything.
Ask your rage if he was ever asked for anything.
Ask, you know what I'm saying?
Literally, all the losses were really just tied to one thing,
which was the content house, the streamer content house,
lost $7 million a year.
And so the conversation was like, all good,
but that endless funding is not going
to continue into the future.
So we can either come up with a way to make it sustainable
or just say, let's be independent, like work on projects.
You know what I'm saying?
Work on projects you want to work on.
If there's some overlap, great.
I don't think phase is anything but forever.
I just think a model is broken.
And it ran out of people willing to continue
to lose money funding a model that had basically no revenue.
I think, I mean, bro, that's valid.
I feel like that's valid.
That's fair.
That's fair.
A lot of money was being lost on us.
Clearly, the whole model of it was just completely
flawed from the beginning.
And I'm going to be on a 7 million a year, um, that's a lot of money.
That's a lot of money to be losing straight up.
So obviously completely understand.
Um, but, um, you know, there was a lot of, a lot of employees, a lot of people that were
getting paid on top of, you know, our house and stuff like that.
So, so I don't know, bro.
I mean, I feel like it worked out for the best
in both ways, right?
Faze doesn't have to pay $7 million for us anymore a year.
And we as a group found a way to function
and run our own organization
without paying $7 million a year.
You know, we're paying for our house.
And God bless to all the fans and all the supporters
because our YouTube channel is doing phenomenal
in gonna cover the house.
So, you know, hopefully, hopefully,
seems like it worked out best, best of both worlds.
Everybody's happy.
And obviously I'm very, very grateful
for everything FaZe did for me in my career
and all the help that I got along the way
to get to the point that I am.
I am at right now, okay?
So, yep.
I guess you it's not PR chat. That's true. Think about it. Think about it, bro. Think
about it. Think about it from a business perspective. If a company is spending $7 million a year
on someone else or on people and they're not making that back, they have to find a way
as a business to make that money back.
And clearly there wasn't a proper business model set up where that was possible.
So the only option was to hit the reset button and now we as a group have our own and have
set up that model from the beginning to where we can function that properly.
Thanks. Thanks. Thanks.
But what funds do y'all have?
We have the same funds that we had. We have the same funds that we had y'all.
We have our house. We have our content like the YouTube video costs.
Just a lot less extra stuff, like a lot less employees,
a lot less people behind the scenes.
We keep everything in house now, you know, our production.
Oh my God!
We got red men with the five gifted and CM soccer
with the 20 gifted.
Thank y'all for the gifted subs.
Thank y'all for the gift of subs, man.
Hella subs coming in right now.
Why'd you get a high fade?
All right.
I cannot live without ball.
Jumping on and riding my dick.
I physically can't live without y'all riding me.
You guys literally ride my cock.
The reason that I got this haircut is because the blonde was to here, right?
And it was like overlapping the dark, so I decided to just do a higher fade so that it so that so that the blonde is not overlapping anymore.
It looks ugly.
You guys think that every haircut I do looks ugly.
I realized something about you guys.
You guys are just fucking haters, bro.
You guys look, you know what it is?
I think you guys are jealous.
I think you guys are jealous of my looks.
That's what I think it is.
I think you guys look at me and you're like, damn.
Lacey looks good with a bus cut.
Lacey looks good with curly hair.
Lacey looks good bald.
Lacey looks good with with nothing no clothes on like that's what I think this
is I think it's really generally a jealousy thing facts or no facts or no
so jealous about having the word thugs tatted on my arm like where like where
did that even come in yo Lacey to slide me drop the new song okay I mean yeah
Let's listen to it, bro
I don't want to fuck with this.
Be honest.
Y'all are fucking with this?
Y'all are fucking with this?
No.
Okay.
Lacey, look at this, please.
Gave the logo contest a try.
Core.
Wait, where's the infinity sign?
I don't see the infinity sign.
I don't see it.
You're a sped.
How am I a sped?
The infinity sign is the infinite at our core.
Okay, very.
I did say core.
I did say core.
Are you ready for the neighbor?
Matching bro. It's fine. Do it as this this is core. What do you think about this little greater Jeff?
Not bad right not bad
It's the infinite at the core. I like it. It's built around the infinite low guy. I feel like that
Made that
SRF ZZ
I don't know. He said proof of not being AI and showed him making it
I'd like that
Not bad at all. Not done.
Okay, we'll try to talk a lot.
Talk a lot about this.
It's my birthday today. It's 27.
But we can put 21 on the cake.
But we can put 21 on the cake.
Okay.
I feel like she won't appreciate that.
Yeah.
So we'll probably go straight to where she'd be staying.
Okay.
And we'll finish her with the moon.
She likes Marvel Rifles.
Okay.
Okay. So what are you gonna do? Like, like, like, like costumes?
I don't know, man. Okay. We're gonna make sure to shake.
That's what we're gonna do.
And then we're gonna make everything we're making.
We're gonna have everybody pulled up.
I'll be contacted. Dream of all Dremel snapping for these.
Yeah, yeah.
I told her, 4pm, come 4pm or you're fired.
So she has four. We have two hours.
Actually, I think it's like five now, right?
I told her to come at five.
I didn't mean to make you late.
Okay, so what are the things we have to do to make sure today
the bank just make sure that she's surprised
wish I texted her to be like yo come at 5 p.m. or you're fired yes yes yes okay
so here's my question I have to ask you okay thanks to her I know it's your
birthday but after after we do the surprise is she get clean the stuff up
yeah okay okay I don't have to clean it up no I'm alright okay so just make
And then I'll surprise you with a cake and then I'll be like, you know, smell the cake, there's a new smell.
And then I'll make your clean everything. And then I'll tell you a birthday party.
You know, I'm not going to lie, she's about to spend her 27th birthday with Lacey and Jason Aroon, dude.
Andrew and John?
Andrew and John, okay.
And most of them are birthday parties?
Yeah, yeah, most of them are for love.
Okay, do you actually want to make a party for them, tell me in the chat?
No, yeah.
I just didn't know if it was illegal to put a 371-2 problem.
That's a location address.
I don't know.
Is that illegal?
Illegal.
So it's not illegal to send thousands of people
to an address that we're not actually going to be in?
I mean, no.
For real, it's not illegal.
Is that illegal?
Can you invite Chloe?
Yeah, let's get everybody in.
Should we invite Chloe Parker over here?
Smell it, we've got to do it like this.
This is good, everybody.
Here we go.
All right, fuck it, let's do it.
I know, are we going to give it down?
I'm down, I'm ready, I'm ready to go.
I'm really good at throwing surprises.
Yeah, I know, I'm really good.
I'm going to party, I'm feeling really good.
We have to go to the liquor store too.
So one of the stops we have to go,
we have to go get a cake.
Cake?
Okay, we have to go to the liquor store.
Liquor store?
We have to get something with balloons or decorations.
She likes marmalade, she likes marmalade,
so maybe spider-man or some shit.
Like a spider-man balloon?
Chad, where can you get balloons at?
Oh, and Ronce has everything, fucking me.
Lacey, did you get a fresh cut?
Coming from a girl you're looking sexy as ever?
Thank you so much, thank you.
Thank you, newly-paded 473 for that message.
No, party seating.
Oh my god, you know what you should do?
We should have a party full and put the address
as the OFCS house.
That's actually a fucking genius.
You're not even a theater theater.
That's actually a fucking genius, I know.
Yeah, there's people holding them.
No, it's a theater theater.
No, it's not even a theater theater.
Movie.
So let's make a party for it and let's just link it in our chat and put the address as
the OSES house.
And then everybody will be thousands of people who have stacked at the OSES house waiting
for their birthday.
And we can hide in the bushes behind and watch all the people stacked in.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
Oh my God, bro.
And...
Grocery store has everything.
Now they don't have cakes.
They do.
Rebs has cakes.
They do?
Custom?
I think, right?
House has cakes you do custom oh shit they do okay yo see em sucker thank you for
the big five gifted appreciate you W5 W5 all right do we have a list of people
we want to invite to the party or we just send in bath everybody open in by
type of odd bro it's a surprise birthday party get our loved ones go actually
All her loved ones are already here me John's rude lacy close
She doesn't have a family anything. Yeah, but I
You know what?
We could just find a reasonable man
Yeah
We're out and Dylan too
You're here.
Kowalski.
Kowalski.
Oh, it's here.
Daily Kowalski.
He wanted it.
Oh, okay.
I know what you're doing.
I know what you're doing.
Well, I just thought I'd be able to stuff.
I get to do a lot of groundwork together.
I don't get to do anything better.
You want me to get shoes, Conrad?
I have to get shoes.
Yes.
Yeah, dumbass.
Why do you need a label for your own fucking room, dumbass?
Did you forget what your fucking room is?
What?
You need a label for your room?
Dumbass?
Why do you need a label for your room?
Can't forget which door it is how do you forget? Oh really dumbass who talked about fucking labels for rules?
I'll fucking war on you more off like you know, I gotta get shoes
Me my valenci slides chat you guys want to see what darla got me for a one-year anniversary you guys want to see chat
No. Look, she made me a scrapbook.
Holy cringes, bro.
It's not cringe, bro.
Oh my god, this is gonna be so cringe. Cringe warning on the screen, right?
So this is the first month we started dating?
What, hey?
Don't come in here. So much cringe.
So much cringe.
What?
Bro, what the fuck?
That shit is so cute.
Thank you.
That's so cute. Thank you John. It's the first month. This was May and then it goes to a timeline
of our memories and then it's our favorite pictures and then wait this one is me as a kid and her as
a kid and then this one is this one is all the flowers I got her and then this
one is A to Z and then Hawaii me and Milo and Cocoa and then uh sunshine
Sunshine State, what's the Sunshine State?
Oh, that's Florida, that's Florida.
Then that's our playlist.
That's me, Mogging.
New York City.
And then a calendar.
And then this one, I won Tic Tac Toe and I won her heart.
and then it says to be continued and then she added extra pages what what
Jason what bro you have a big-ass nose I don't even have a big-ass nose
Is my nose that big?
Oh no.
It's not that big.
I feel like it's growing.
It's not that big.
Like, you got the good nose.
So it is growing for sure.
Have you been lying?
No, I've not been lying, but for some reason I feel like my nose has been getting bigger.
Maybe because my face is getting skinnier.
That now...
No, is that not possible?
Cause my face is getting thinner. My nose, my nose is getting bigger.
I'm not pregnant. It's gone bigger, right?
Can you, can you sniff money out? What does that mean? Can I sniff money out?
You guys like, what does that even, can you sniff money out?
How would I be able to sniff money out?
Go get your minions, all right.
What?
What you finna do, son?
You don't want this fucking work?
You don't want this fucking work?
Cough drops.
Cough drops?
Well, flavor it.
Bro, do you even have a fucking cough?
You wanted to put something in your mouth.
It's candy.
It's a cough drop.
No, it's candy.
It's even plenty flavored, huh?
Yeah.
Yep.
You have a car keys?
Huh?
I think this is on the car keys.
Huh?
Car keys?
Car keys?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got you.
I don't have a car.
You have a car?
No, I don't have a car.
No, I don't have a car.
Who have one of your fucking diapers, right?
It's getting a 1 of 40 widebody kit put on up.
Oh, here we go, man.
Yeah, 1 of 40 widebody kit with 4G auto wheels.
1 of 40, man.
Wow.
All right, so we're going to Ralph's.
OK.
We got to get her a cake.
We got to get her a Spider-Man toy.
A toy?
Yeah, yeah, she's like okay, okay, like I actually do yeah, okay, let me just get her balloon
Yeah, let's take her on this car
Now how the fuck
Go for
I mean, yeah, we can't for sure I don't know how we're gonna
Carry the stuff, but yeah, you want you I mean that's just adding
Yeah, I mean low-key we could
Jack off Carter maybock
Check my block or a go for it. That's just adding time to the fucking thing where the fuck you putting everything
When did you add this
So you can basically put the cake back here the groceries back here balloons, whatever you want man the guy said walk
I'm not walking to the store the buck don't hit anymore kill yourself, bro
I'm gonna be honest. I'm just gonna be here with you after seeing aston Martin the maybach don't hit anymore
I'll keep it in it. Yeah, after seeing after seeing that nice brown
Factory paint was at one of one
Come on, dude. She's not even one of one. He was trying to sell me. I'm saying after she and asked the Martin to maybach
It just kind of looks like
Oh
Really this this will never get old it's too tall black white made back. We're gonna fucking wheels on that thing, bro
Imagine if there was an Aston Martin just sitting right next to it looking at you. Oh, I'm gonna get it
Just wait so you are gonna get it. Yes
So is all you do still swag bro, which was because you still can come on and then you still and then you still my
Is it it's to this 450 450 I
Feel you get a better car 450. I agree. I agree. I was talking to woes about it
450k you could get a MacLaren MacLaren on my own
You can get you can get a hurricane. Oh, I don't stand
It was 250
for the Vantage. Vantage is not the brown one. The brown one was like the lighter
blue. I might go call that one.
Come on hop in the back. Okay we'll take the box.
We're on the solution, Jason.
Maybe each one's all nice, but it doesn't sound nice to the vanquish.
The sound is a hybrid
I would never get a fucking electric sound like the car at the dealership for some reason
What are you talking about?
You know it's gonna happen out J. You're gonna get fully peer pressured. I
Can't fall into peer pressure. You're gonna get fully peer pressured and you're getting that car. This is not true
Yeah, and then I'm gonna get it and then one week later. Everyone's gonna be for the check spamming L car
They're spamming L car. Yeah. Yeah, bro. I made back as an L car
Like 250 that's it
All right, you're really sweating the other people made the joke but now it's not fucking funny anymore
I'm not fucking funny anymore. They're saying Al boring old me back
Backs fucking boring I guess
Shut the fuck up
No, I'm just gonna say, whatever fucking dickhead, I got it done man.
Fuck you, 6-7.
What?
Yeah bitch.
What does that even mean?
6-7 bitch, what now?
What does that even mean?
Fuck you, 6-7.
What does that mean?
I'm just sitting back here bro, we'll be open this.
Shut, don't even say it.
This is just not a vibe.
Like imagine if we just had like, I was holding selfie stick in the Aston Martin right now,
We're just driving it. Yeah, you know how much of a vibe that would be?
Oh, I'm uh, are you dumb?
We got a few racers in the chat going.
Dude, I don't remember what the fuck's going on.
Ah, yeah.
That's not true, bro.
This is not true, bro.
I'm not gonna get pure pressure than buying a fucking Aston Martin.
Now, we'll be honest for $400 a DK.
You might as well just get a...
A McLaren on it. I can't McLaren on it.
I'm gonna be honest you want to know my next car is I've been saying it for a while
I'm gonna come back
God, I truly like Corvette. I don't know why people hate on them. It's a poor man's rich car
Oh, it's not that's just you know that is that's called being like you might be building the worst fucking car collection of all
Sorry cyber truck
Cyber truck
Corvette and in that fucking soft top, but you're him
My collection is fire. It's different.
Bro, where does this have to ex worse cars?
People hate our Corvette just because of a bandwagoning, a trend, and a stigma.
They see other people hating so then they're like, oh that car sucks.
Corvette is a solid car. It sounds great when it's tuned. And it looks cool.
You know, bro, do it. Please. Please, bro. Please do it.
Honestly, that would be fucking hilarious.
Corvette X Cybertruck. Holy shit man.
Getting urus for urus is our ass though.
What?
Urus is our ass.
Bro Lambert you need to, it's just overplayed.
Oh my god you want to be different.
You want to be different but you want to be different.
I'm going to cream my own luxury car brand.
What is it going to be called?
Avente.
What?
Avente.
Avente?
Yes.
It's going to be a luxury sports car called Avente.
Tap-Cap Avente.
Fucking green slimy car.
First car is going to be called Avente Avente Aventador
Avente 740
Where did you get the numbers from?
I feel like they just add random numbers to the end of the car as well
That's actually very true
Like where do they get like an S?
A12 super fast
Yeah like what do these numbers come from?
What do they come from?
Dude you got a car now?
Oh my god
a core on the side so it's a core vet.
Dude, I gotta get a core vet.
I gotta get a core vet.
Dude, I gotta get a car for another pun, bro.
Bro, I gotta get a core vet.
Yo, get a core vet.
Oh my god.
Dude, I gotta get a core vet.
Dude, that, get a fucking car for another chat spam.
I'm sending voice over to her chat.
Oh my god, bro.
Hey guys, I was wondering if I could take out about 150k from the bank account and get
a core vet.
I think it would be a really good business decision and investment to have a core vet at the house
This guy got a corn me now he's about to get a core vet. All right, I asked all the guys
That's an investment if we had a core vet at the crib
was that like
Our car is I mean our car
The company car. I'll be honest. We should actually get
Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure you're the spirit.
The one thing I like about cars, and this is to all the younger kids in the chat,
you know, they don't know much and they don't want to talk about money.
You gotta say the question.
So, cars are actually a great investment. They only appreciate it.
So if you get a car, it's gaining $20,000 to $30,000 off the lot.
You know Corvette actually is one of the few cars that actually appreciates?
Yeah, yeah, I know.
no no no no no wait different wrong reply what is that?
Wait Ron said KYS, what's that mean?
What that means is that you can't kiss yourself
What did Griff say?
Griff said, haha haha haha
Bro that's a, it's like D5 right there, it's a 4
5 likes a dad jokes
Yeah, bro get the Corvette, you're going through with it honestly, you got the f- you actually
got the tattoo, you got the core knee, now get the Corvette
And then you're tough chat 30 minutes away chat
Wait, who's your favorite Marvel rivals character mine
No, not fucking yours, but lose man. Did you forget it was birthday?
I'm a cat I guess
Yes, I guess
Favorite Marvel rivals character is gonna be I'm gonna be
Score girl.
Cool.
Uh, hold on. I'm looking for my chat-seek characters, but I have no service right now.
Who does she maine? Who does she maine?
I think I'll blow it for her.
Wait, why does my phone has no service?
I got no service either.
No, I was in Dead Spots.
How's there Dead Spots in the hills, bro?
Wait, that's exactly why there is Dead Spots.
Matter!
You gotta be careful there, kid.
I like you.
Matter?
Yeah.
What's Lou's favorite Marvel Riders character?
Oh, fuck.
I don't know.
I don't play Marvel Riders.
And why is Jody not responding to me?
I think she's in a meeting.
Yeah, it's a very, very serious.
Hold on.
I'll tell you right now.
Should I just get her a spider-man?
Uh, that could work.
Um, the Marvel arrival characters are Magneto, Doctor Strange, Invisible Woman, and Pella.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
So, honestly, just any Marvel rival, or like what's it called, like a Marvel character,
you can find.
I'll just grab that shit.
I like Spider-Man.
I don't think she plays that though, but...
I don't be honest.
No, we'll get her.
I like Spider-Man though
Wait, oh my god, we should like some visible woman you said
Yes
Yeah, oh my god, but we're gonna hand her if I get a
Fucking genius
My god
This is why you made it this far in life.
Yes!
We don't need Jason Starling, we don't need Jason Starling anymore.
Get wrapping paper, we can wrap that box that the Starling is sitting on, and then when she opens it, nothing's in it.
Yes!
In case it's invisible.
We can say it's a one of one invisible woman autographed.
Oh my god.
Marble Ribos gift.
Bro, you're a fucking genius Lacey.
You're asking about your wrapping paper.
Alright Los.
Bro, you're actually two for two today.
I know.
You're two for two.
My farming raffles. I have actual question miss something. I genuinely want to ask you like I'm like friend a friend
I'm not can we please just right now right here kill and end the matter jokes the what the matters? What's a matter daddy?
Can we please stop the matter it's becoming part of my just like daily
No, we have to stop the matter daddy's dude a matter winner a matter daddy's
What's the fun?
Uh, wait, her favorite is Jeff the shark.
Okay, let's get her a shark.
Ah, let's get her a shark, bro.
Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Baby shark.
Gosh, you're twins I think.
Here we go, bro.
Get her in the grocery store.
Okay.
This is your city, remember?
Let's get her, let's get a cake.
Let's get a cake.
Cake, cake, cake.
Yeah, what do you do on camera?
Well that's what I said.
Just...
What happened?
Wait, should we get a car or not?
A car?
A car.
Oh, no.
No, we just find old ladies and take them while she's shopping.
What?
No, because old ladies, they keep their cars.
No, no, we just find old ladies and take them while she's shopping.
What?
No, because old ladies, they leave their car on the outside, they go into the aisle,
we have to find the ones and when they go in there...
Bro, this is tough.
My God, you have some new drip.
Yo, there's a new earrings!
You want it ready to get a cart?
I bet.
You got a cart?
Yeah, hoops, too.
Yeah, hoops, they're hoop earrings and their balloons are tough.
Yeah, but we should ask them to decorate it though.
Oh my god.
Or guava, they have guava, they don't have guava just kidding.
Guava cake?
Yeah.
How do you know that thing?
It's chocolate.
What does it say chocolate?
What about carrot cake?
What's that one?
That one's pretty.
That one's pretty.
But that one's a congrats!
That's like your first birthday.
No, I always leave the graduation cap off and say congrats on your 21st birthday.
Oh.
What would I do with that?
She's going to die of that.
But chocolate does not talk.
It's marble, bro. I've even known it as a flavor.
What's in it?
Buttercream ice cream.
Oh my god. Buttercream is so good, though.
Bro, it's her birthday, not yours.
Right, right, right.
I keep forgetting the cakes for her.
You're right, you're right.
I'm not seeing any chocolate cakes, though.
Oh, that does look like shit.
What is that?
Got to be better off than this one.
I'm on the Wi-Fi now.
I can see the chat.
Hello, chat.
Marble has chocolate?
Marble rivals.
Should we just get it?
Oh my god. Marble rivals.
Does Marvel's chocolate and vanilla, right?
Uh, I don't know, bro.
We can leave the hat on there. It's kind of cool.
Yeah, it's fun.
Or, you know what we can do?
We can decorate the hat somehow.
Maybe put a candle in the hat.
No, but I'm saying like some Marvel rival type of decoration on it.
Yeah.
Look at that.
Like we get paint or something.
Alright, how do we get them to decorate it?
Oh my god. Oh my god, Jay.
She's in more horribles, right?
I don't think so.
I thought she was a DC character.
Is she not?
No, she's DC.
That one.
Let's look at the numbers too.
21.
21.
21.
21.
Smells like cool.
Spider-Man.
Spider-Man!
But this is rain.
Yeah, but we can just put some in there, right?
Yeah.
Jesus, sir.
Yes, sir.
Alright.
Could you put, like, rats on...
Can you decorate on here?
Or...
Um, I can go get the double-gain.
I'll make sure we have a real Christmas.
Thank you so much.
You're the greatest.
Oh, that's tough.
That's tough!
That's hard.
Oh, she's gonna get he's getting a decorating lady. Okay. All right, so let's get 21
Do they have like your shark decorations that's perfect
Hey, could we get
One of our good friends
uh, is turning 21 team?
Could you pay congrats on 21 years old on here?
On the bottom?
Okay.
Yeah.
Thank you.
So we've already got congrats on 21 years old.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
I think she understood.
She wasn't really talking, but...
She's getting more balloons.
I feel like she's gotta get more balloons.
I'm looking for sharks.
Wait, oh.
Wait, ma'am.
Could you could could you put congrats blue L u
Oh, you're right it. Yeah, I forgot her name
She's only 21. Yes. Well, no she's 27, but Jason wants to make her feel better
So
It already says congrats on the cake. So already says that that you put congrats blue on
20 21 20 on turning on on on on 21 on 21 years
Oh, that's hard years young
Yes, thank you. Yes, right. Yes. No, you don't have to know no no, right. Yeah. Oh
I see you dog. Have a good one. Stay safe in these parts.
I'm alive, yo, once you open the door, it's just mad below you
Yo, Lacey, that's Lacey
Yeah, he is no he is no
Doing great wait Marlon
I'm just playing with you, have a good one.
I probably got to leave, probably got to spend back there, but I just made the jokes.
Thank you for your service.
She's actually like, is your assistant?
Yeah.
Do you want to get all these, too?
Uh, might as well get a human state balloon in there from before.
I feel like we got to get a congrats, too.
Good morning, Mary, bro.
Okay, we have a very interesting car here.
Well, it's not even halfway done.
Holy fuck.
Bro, that's a veterinarian balloon?
What does that mean?
Those are not for sale?
Why not?
Oh, wait.
Is that store decoration?
No, there's not.
No, these gotta be for sale.
For sale?
We just bought all these balloons and they're not for sale.
No, the other big ones are for sale, but the hell?
Okay, these might be.
No, they are.
Okay.
Okay, bet
You know what I heard I heard who loves pretzel pretzel. No, he didn't
You want snack bro to say you want snack? Oh awesome
No, no, no, that's not garlic powder, no, these are the garlic powder.
Ah, okay.
Juneteenth.
Well...
Nah, we got her a cake this time.
We got her a cake, yeah, too much sugar, you know.
Should we get her a pack of beer?
Uh, uh, I don't know about that.
Oh, surely she'll like a pack of Heineken.
She's got some Asian shit right there.
We'll pack a modello.
Nah, she's Asian.
She likes honey.
Okay.
She doesn't drink though?
Probably not.
So probably not.
Um, so what would we get her?
Now what would we get her?
It was usually the birthday section or something.
Wait, it's fine right here.
Of course we'd get her.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, for sure.
Wait, Marlon?
Maybe we'll have made all three of y'all live, man.
We'll make the next out here.
We'll make the next out here.
I just met him a few days ago.
Oh, right here?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
You didn't know he was out here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I dropped that one to a lake house of my friend, and I dropped it in the water in the ground, so come on.
Oh, damn, bro.
Hey, nice meeting you.
Nice to meet you, man.
We get a free pick?
Hey, what's up?
Hey, what's up?
Alright, thank you so much.
Hey, Marlin, actually.
Okay, bro, you're not gonna check this out.
Double down.
Double down.
Double down.
Double down.
Double down.
Double down.
I'm making it work though!
I'm not making it work!
Oh my god.
Excellent job!
Have fun shopping!
What does it say?
Congrats Lou on twa-
Wow, okay?
20 years, yeah.
That's great.
That's hard.
That's hard.
Our own decorations on is going to look even sicker.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, we gotta go to the birthday section.
Birthday section?
I don't make it worse? What do you mean it's gonna make you worse?
Wait, you guys don't think it looks good?
No, just chill.
She says she likes to shit, too.
Dale, pickle flavored flaming hot puffs?
This should look nasty.
Alright.
Oh my god.
It's a four.
You gotta get a support gift bar, right?
Yeah, yeah, well she had her sportsman right now. Let's give her news. I don't think she'll ever use that
Okay, what about
Fucking people maybe a corgi gift card
Surely they got like a door. Let's get her a door dash one. We're not stopping for you man
Dang pains. Hey, and express
She does love like buying P.F. Chang it's basically Pan Express so I don't think
they have they don't have oh my god bro she loves Arby's
she loves Arby's bro if I got an Arby's gift card for my birthday I might
genuinely tweak actually to me mountains fire yeah let's get all you want if I
I had a meat melon right now I'm devouring that shit get her army's
Okay, wait, I have a question though. Do you have to pay for this stuff?
Yeah
Wait, but you said she likes Marvel rivals, right? Yeah
So
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, it's Steve, so they gotta have a Steam Gift card.
You can get her a new skin.
Yeah.
I'm not seeing any Steam Gift cards here.
They're a room of party back.
She likes Valorant.
Hey, Valorant Gift cards.
She got Valorant Gift cards, yeah.
You can get her one of them.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
That's hard.
That's great gifts.
I bet.
Do they have a Steam one or not?
I'm gonna get her a gift too, but I gotta find the right gift together.
Oh, shit.
Because these are like your gifts, but like, I'm gonna get her.
I think I might get her rotisserie chicken.
I'm being serious.
I might.
That's hard.
That's hard.
That's hard.
Do you need $5?
Are you getting a van?
I'm gonna get a van.
Get that last.
Put it in last.
Wait, Marlon.
Alright, let's get out of here.
That's good gift.
Thank you.
If I opened up a present on my birthday,
On my birthday it was a whole rotisserie chicken, I'd be happy as hell.
Why would you have a dog?
Why would you have to do what I did?
Wait, does she have a dog?
No, she has a dog!
Well, you just have a dog or a cat.
I think she has a dog.
Okay, let's get her a dog treat.
You got some dog treats?
Yeah.
Let's get her a fucking bone. A Nila bone.
Oh, that was ass.
Get in this one, get in this one.
This one's fiber.
Fuck, yeah.
Ooh, you get her a pig ear?
Nah, just do that one, that one's cool.
Why is your nose so big recently?
Somebody just dead in the middle, but what happened?
I don't know, I feel like it's been growing.
It's kind of making me insecure a little bit.
Oh good bro.
Yeah.
You trying to get a no job?
Oh, get a no job.
No, he did not respond bro.
I checked.
I just checked.
Yes?
It's called a redder nose.
Are you even on that anymore?
Oh yeah.
But the problem I have with redder bro is-
When did you get back at home?
I'm not I don't do it right because you're supposed to do it once a week
But I'll do it once and then I'll wait like a week and a half or two weeks and I'll do another one
So what is the point of being over there if you're not gonna sit?
I'm gonna be honest. I'm too lazy to do reddit. That's how it sounds. I don't know. It sounds
How is that even possible?
Yeah, so you want a protein shake?
I don't know
No?
Oh
I kind of want to get her something from here
Hello
A fucking trash bag?
No, no, I'm gonna get her... I'm gonna get her some uh...
some...
Smoking chips. Yeah, I'm gonna get her some firewood. Oh, it's a memorial day
Yeah, I'm gonna get her some firewood and then I'll get her real two-street chicken
I'll maybe some sauce fries don't you clean up everything
That's a good gift, thank you. All right, what else do we need so we got a cake we need toys their toy section have rocks
Do they have like Spider-Man toys?
Oh wait.
Yo Bo.
Is he Asian right?
Yes he is.
Okay.
I'll get her egg rolls.
Dude, I know it's her birthday but we don't got a spoiler bro.
The fuck in it?
We can get her chicken egg rolls or egg rolls.
That's a little less and less and more.
or spring rolls
not egg rolls
Arky crashed?
what?
why does it go? Arky crashed what?
it's cold?
brother
if someone got me a pizza for my birthday
I'd be happy
alright come on
keep going
did he actually fucking crashed his car?
Oh
No, no, no, look, you know they have the dummy clusters. He's had to true. Look at these
These are the dummy clusters, but they have juice in the middle like gushers
No, they're good.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
See if I like those.
We should get some of them.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
There's her second.
No, no, no.
I'm seeing the summertime.
You can get her a picture.
I feel like that was over something.
Okay, okay, okay.
Come on.
Spider-Man toys.
What were I supposed to have?
You need spider-man toys.
I need to get, like, Spider-Man toys.
I need to get, like, Spider-Man toys.
No, wait, they're good.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
See if I like those.
We should get some of them.
They're good.
They're good.
They might have like spider mints like, bro, when they get there, they have like marbles,
bomb, dedicated chips or some shit, but they're like, ooh, they might have mac and cheese
cups.
What?
They have like, you know how they sometimes make mac and cheese cups in the little shapes?
They might have spider-mint mac and cheese cups.
Yeah, they collect.
Yeah, yeah.
They have some.
And they don't have toys at Ralph, so we might be done here.
I think we're done here, bro.
Oh, shot.
Can you go to a toy store or something?
You gotta go to Target?
Wait, is there a party sitting nearby?
Party city's where we're gonna get everything we need, bro.
I'm telling you.
Party city?
Party City at Staples is 12 minutes but there's one at Staples though it's
probably like a small set. Sometimes they make stuff like this with like
superhero themes so kids want to buy it.
Where's the mac and cheese cups?
So wrong guy keep that a party to each other
Oh, so now we're just touching remember I'll get her a lemon for why
I don't you spider-man in fucking Marvel rivals in Babylon room. Yeah, but what is she
I
Don't think she even wants a road
All right, no, I'm gonna get her I'm gonna get her invisible
I think we're done okay
No, the happy birthday one right there sick. I feel like there's enough balloons, bro
I don't think it'll fit. Oh shit, they call it happy father's day. Oh
Happy G day. It's like sick. Come on. Oh, no, we can do one more balloon bro. G day that is birthday. No. Oh, no
That's just fucking
Me day bro. Just say happy birthday. I hate when people would say like happy yo, case and candle as well as others
But it's happy birthday. You get her a flower. Oh, that's thinking girls love our hours
What's up with that like you get to swallow right there?
Oh, this one is cool
It's spider-man colors. Oh my god, fuck yeah
It's spider-man colors Captain America. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah
Okay, I think I see a toy section they look
Oh
Maybe a birthday car oh
She's oh my god. Oh my god. She likes cars too. She likes cars. Oh, spider-man spider-man. It's a spider-man
Uh, Sandmull the fuck it
Sandmull the fuck it
And we get a car for her
She likes the beach right?
The beach? The beach with Spider-Man?
The beach?
Yeah, and she loves cars
And she loves Captain America
Well, movie
Fucking movie bro
Hand right a car for her
Hand right a car?
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Where's HGPT?
Which cars do we get?
Earth days right here.
Earth days.
It's kind of a funny one.
Yeah, I wanted to get you something wooly amazing.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you just fart?
Nope.
I poop too.
Happy birthday to you.
How am I putting it?
Oh, shit.
Holy shit, man.
It's gotta be a good one.
Let's party.
Holy shit, man.
It's gotta be a good one.
Let's party.
Let's party, let's party.
Oh, my fucking god.
Bro, this is hard.
You don't really need Spidey's sense to see that five...
That card is sick!
But this is his, that five is totally great to be.
She's not five, bro. No, it doesn't we get we get out of two to the friend. Oh my god. Yeah 22 right here
Yeah, but she's 27. Oh, yeah, I don't look plus two at the end
On God your genius. I know that happened in Vegas because something clicked in there. I know I breathe fuck
Motherfucker. Oh my god. It's a Marvel Rivals car. Oh, no, no, that's hard. That's hard right there that all my fucking guy
Okay, wait, okay, okay, which one so I get this one you get that one or
Wait chat, which one do we get this spider-man or order?
Well this is tough. Oh look
Shark, Swark. I like Spiderman better. I like this one
Poop by both voice reading card
Yeah, let's skip both bro. You and then me. I want this one. I found that one first. I
I picked that one first.
Yeah, I'm going to get stickers on your card.
No, bro, no, I want the stickers.
Too bad.
You get the spiders.
No, I want the stickers.
No, you get the spiders.
No, I want the stickers, bro.
Bro, you're just stealing every, you're just stealing every idea.
Move my assistant, bro.
You're just stealing every idea I have, bro.
No, I want the stickers.
There's multiples to the 156 stickers.
You going to put all the stickers on here?
I'm just sharp.
Fuck.
No, I want that one, I want that one.
I want that one, bro.
This one's tough.
This one's reflective, bro.
Actually, I don't want this.
I have an idea.
Alright.
Okay.
Fuck, this smells like shit.
Alright.
We have pens at the crib?
Sure.
I have pens, I have pens, I have pens.
But I want that one so bad. I want that one
I want that one. What do you mean you was an envelope? I get a blue one
Hi
You need me to take it you want to be in it as well do I want to be in it? Yeah, I'm down
Yeah
there ready one two three thanks guys nice to meet you man stay safe out here in Calabasas
dangerous
got enough balloons?
nah
wait he was Australian
sorry plus you fuck yeah
oh she definitely wants squashes
oh she does bro put that shit back
Hmm
Well, let's give her water balloons. Why?
We've got a birthday movie trap if you want a real surprise party
You want a surprise there? We should have a bucket of water balloons above the door and as soon as she walks in it
It's just all of spills. Oh my fuck that's a surprise. Oh my god. Wait. Wait. Do they have the confetti things here?
Probably a party city. Yeah
Wait, do they have the party?
I'm sure they have that here, bro.
We can ask someone.
I don't think they have it here, though.
Well, because Party City is a drive-in.
How far?
It's far, right Drew?
I think it's in 10 minutes.
Okay, never mind.
Maybe call Lou to order to the house.
I got Lou to get a confetti.
It's her birthday.
Okay.
She's my sister.
Okay, what other stores do you get confetti?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What are other stores you get confetti things at?
Do you know what a confetti blower is around?
Are you Australian?
Okay, how are we gonna scan all these people? Bro, why are we at the self-serve? Bro, let's go to a person
Oh
Gender reveal competitive bang go ahead. Yep. Yep. Well, maybe like four or five
Yeah, and when she was you open the door just fucking
Oh
Holy dogs, bro
No, lacy almonds, bro, wait Marlon made both of y'all make me up give me those next
Wait, how'd you hurt your
I have an electric...
Oh, a little sissy accident?
Yeah, mine was in a fight.
What's wrong with you?
Why do you want Snapchat, bro?
I'm 12, bro. I'm short of that.
Wait, you Snapchat 12 now?
Bro, I used to be on kick now.
I saw you just have to have probably like 20.
I just have to get lost.
What's your goal?
Oh, jeez.
No one wants Snapchat, bro.
Bro, what about me?
That's where everybody's at.
We got to get on track.
That's crazy, bro.
What's up, boys?
How you doing, man?
Oh, what's up, bro?
How you doing, bro?
You said you'd give us an employee discount.
Oh, it's good.
Bro, this is my man, Brock.
He's the most chill, bro.
He's the most chill, bro.
He's the most chill, bro.
He's the most chill, bro.
Are you chillin'?
I know.
Every week.
That's far, bro.
You got crazy out here.
Hey, wait.
Right here.
Right here.
W Brock in the chat, man.
That's a go.
Brock, let's go.
Oh, is she there?
Aw, she got Airman plus you?
Perfect.
Actually, such a great addition I picked up the thing for.
So who added the fucking Krispy Kreme to this?
Oh?
You got legs or something? How do you get a card?
Fuck.
Bro, where do we get this?
What?
Yo, I swear to God, Maggie's on a card here.
Put it up.
Dude.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I guess we're hungry or something.
Bro, why are we getting her mad?
Oh, bro, it's just, boy!
What's in the firewood?
God, how did you actually put these in here?
I swear to God, I've seen, I've said no to those.
Okay.
Captain America.
I think they can scan them, like, just in the car.
Okay.
Out of all the hollows you pick this week?
Bro, she likes cars.
But I think our best kid is probably a busy girl.
No, it isn't a busy girl.
That's her favorite, like, momorata kid.
Bro, I'm sad.
You're the dog bone.
I'm excited to see her face.
Wait, should we wrap every gift separately?
Why are you so...
What's with the wrapping paper?
I don't even have it here.
What does they do?
Let's ask.
Hi!
Excuse me, ma'am.
Hey ma'am.
Big party she said, see?
Yeah, it's gonna be a huge party.
Wait, do y'all have wrapping papers?
Do you guys have wrapping papers?
Yeah, if you'd be all eight.
All eight?
Drew, you wanna go grab her real quick?
No, I can go grab it.
I'll go grab it, too.
I'll go grab it.
Oh my gosh, he's got many pithers.
Everything's in me.
Actually, I'm gonna go help him.
Drew, you wanna talk to the funeral pit?
Oh, my birthday?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's our friend Lou on her birthday, she's turning 21.
Yeah.
You saw I was looking at it, huh?
Yeah, you on?
Yeah.
Wait.
We didn't pay for it yet.
That was fine.
We were about to pay.
I'll fucking die, bro.
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
and what one left for a loop oh all three those so twink on the ball
What you want this oh Sephora let's do what's the max on that?
I like $250
We do five five dollars
15
Oh
I
Don't sing a laugh I don't know what you're 15
That's not
Robin what did you do Robin?
15 hours on that car
You threw 25 on there 25. How much for this? How much you put on the support?
Wait, can you see my bread, though? Yeah, I'll just pay for this
I know you well actually now that I'm seeing the pride, okay. Yeah, I'll pay for this
No, but that that'll like ruin the surprise
Yeah, it's gonna know it's spider-man stuff. You know what I mean? I
Have a quick question for you based off the stuff we got this person. What would you guess their ages?
23 right right on it right on the dock
Lou my sister
My god look at the minion bag oh
One oh check she's not watching the stream
I think I need to get her one more day
I got a fight dude on the street tried pressing me and I punched me in a job
He broke his job, but I broke my wrist. I guess it's a fair trade off
Thank you so much. Oh my god, silly run the dog how much I owe you
for number oh
No number. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's this is basically it
Six what
Every time
Are these amazing that that went through got the kind or did it get the client
Maybe say something then
You can give this car for your next to get here.
Thank you.
Oh.
We have to activate it?
Oh, perfect.
Okay, thank you.
Can I say something, man?
You look very beautiful today.
Oh, look at us.
We made my day.
Thank you.
Where did the two doughnuts go?
We had about one donut for Lou.
You want to hold it?
You're awesome.
Chad, do you guys think Lou would be mad if I had one little piece of the chicken?
Like this one, one, one leg?
Thank you so much, man.
Thank you for your brows, bro.
This is why we browsed.
Surprise!
The reaction on her face is going to be priceless.
She's going to think she's going to be clocking in to work on her birthday.
It's going to mean Drew, John, and Lacey surprising her.
A million lights, a hundred million lights, top ten.
Get a dollar if we scream at the top of our lungs and bars in Oval
I don't got cash. You know what? Hey, I got you guys give me one second. Give me my doughnut
Yeah, give me done it
I see there's a thing.
What are you doing?
Okay.
What's up, man? How you doing?
Ah, it's Lou's birthday.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm chasing the system.
Oh, it doesn't chase it.
Yeah, it's me.
Uh, I'm mad at her around.
Okay, I'm dead here.
Alright, I'm going guys.
Alright, Breski.
Okay, listen.
Okay, so I'm gonna teach you guys a life lesson right now, okay?
Barnes and Noble is a quiet place, right?
You don't wanna go in there screaming and disrupting the people.
That's called being a nuisance.
That's not something to be proud of, guys.
All right, unless it's your job, then it's excused.
It's our job, so we can go screaming there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's finished, don't go, don't go messing around
and screaming in places, you know,
Make your pants proud, bro.
Go go go to be something great.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Entrepreneur.
OK.
I research.
What do you have to do?
My dad, he's a CFO for a construction company.
Oh, OK.
That's like me, like one lord in CEO.
She does voice acting.
Oh.
Bing.
For what?
Bing AI.
Call for Bing.
Wait, she's like Siri?
Yeah, the Microsoft thing.
Did I?
When I talk to Microsoft, I'm talking to your mom?
Pretty much.
She's one of the voices.
She was the first voice for it, yeah.
Oh, cool.
What about you? What do you want to be when you grow up?
Entrepreneur.
We do something together.
What are your friends?
Like any other thing.
Wait, you're like, come on.
Claire, hold on. Let me get some chrome.
You're so chrome.
How much chrome do you got?
I have anything.
Name something.
Yeah, let me get a chrome bracelet
How do you guys get chrome?
China how much how much for a bracelet?
That's just say panda by are you
How much do you buy a chrome hoodie for them sell it for?
Like 35 bucks sell for like 35
What that's a good deal
Bayless best quality yeah, I mean bro, I'll buy the whole about your whole thing
Yeah
Wait, show them this, where the hell you got me to show them?
Yeah, I just, look, we have Dior.
Yeah, you got Dior, Balenciaga, you got everything, man.
That's hard, bro.
And this is just one vendor.
Like, we also have this one.
So it's like $13.00.
Cologne?
Yeah.
Yeah, that might be poison to my skin.
Yeah, we'll come to it.
What is that?
You know, he owns a tech company here.
Nice to meet you guys.
How you doing, sir?
Nice to meet you, man.
Nice to meet you, too.
What you do for a living?
I'm an oncologist oncologist cancer doctor. Oh my god. Thank you. Thank you for everything you do. That's actually fire mom
Yeah, that's actually that's actually fire
Have a good one guys keep selling
Right man
All right guys have a good one. Stay safe out here. Yeah, I have a good one
Silly straight Bayley
For $35
I need to call her out.
Call her out.
How are you guys?
Really?
The king is coming back?
Oh, she just left like this to me.
All right.
Can you see?
What?
Did you pop her up?
Oh my god, Jack.
Jack, no!
Jack, no!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Fucking dumbass, bro.
Running is free.
Of course.
I don't know how I'll call until we lost him a little.
Yes, you're going to Saturn
Y'all
Wait Marley
Made you look man got both y'all next man
We're having a huge party say at 3911 Oeste Avenue 7 p.m. Okay, let us know everybody's give me this can be a rager
All right
Fuck the brazier, it's going to be a movie.
You're the king of Calabash.
Fuck the battery.
Alright problem, bro.
There isn't any room at all in this car.
Oh my god, did he just steal a balloon?
Oh my god, thank you.
There's no way he checked out that fast.
You did not steal a balloon, right?
No, no, that's the happy G-Day one.
You thought it.
Where's the receipt?
I need my friends getting it.
I've had a...
No, I have to change.
Where's the change?
Did you just stand up a little bit?
I have to change.
Oh, oh, shit.
What the...
Huh? Thank you, bro.
Thank you, dude. I got you.
Thank you, guys, man.
Thank you. Keep hustling, dude.
Thank you.
You keep hustling. They got it.
Yeah. Easy lick.
Like what?
Wait, are y'all saying they're an easy lick or are you guys sweet?
Jack!
Well, help, Lazy, they're stuck.
Oh god, help, help.
Oh
I think so
Where am I going to sit?
Where am I going to sit?
In the seat, pal.
You sit first.
Sit in the seat first.
Okay, okay, okay. Get him in. Get him in. Get him in.
Okay, can you move the cake?
I'm gonna get a card.
Jason, where?
Oh, Jason.
John, can you?
Yeah, I got it.
Jason, where am I gonna sit?
Hold it on.
Where am I gonna sit?
Keep up the moving buddy.
Oh!
Get in there. Get in there, bro.
Ow!
Bro, wait. Take the boomers out and just sit and then I'll put it on top of you.
It's going to be hot. I need you to turn AC on.
I'll turn it on.
Drew said he's dying. He can't breathe.
Get in there. Hurry. Let me turn the AC on.
Oh
You good you might have to leave those ones here, no no no
What do you mean?
No, this is all.
Let's get in there.
I can't breathe.
You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good.
I can't breathe.
You're good, bro.
Wait, there's one more balloon that flew.
That's right there.
It didn't matter. I can go through my door.
Yeah, good.
You good?
No!
Oh, shit.
The mission is going shut.
It is shut.
No, it auto-goes in a minute.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Is that car on?
Oh, fuck!
What's this?
Are you that ass?
hold on wait do you need me do you need me to do anything are you sure you
can't breathe okay okay
windows getting put down you good you all right guys are you sure about this
you being my sure about this I've never been more sure
What the fuck is my listening to, man?
Listen to how one-oh-six-ducks...
Drew!
You good?
You feel the breeze?
Okay, that's good.
Okay, fuck.
Fuck me.
I can fucking drive, bruh.
They can near you, man.
Aw, I'm gonna put that pressure on.
Listen, just let me know you need anything, okay? We're almost home.
Holy fuck this is not coming to me.
How you say you're going?
How you say?
I'm going to check.
We're almost home.
What the fuck, more kids on bikes?
Dude.
What the fuck is going on?
Yeah, we got 30 minutes. Yeah, we're going to pretty city. Just kidding. We're going
home, bro. Blue, blue texting me. Blue texting me. Do I still come up five or should I come
six or will I be fired what I tell her five five is check can y'all see me now
can y'all see me
It's kind of hard to breathe back here, which are you good?
Yeah, we're chillin, don't worry Jay!
Why, we're going on a highway?
Ah!
Jason, why are you gone so fast?
Oh my God, what just popped?
A balloon just popped!
A balloon taste is squishing my face!
Chase!
Come on!
I'll be beaten up!
Chase them!
Yeah, I'm good!
Holy shit.
Huh?
Are you okay?
I can't hear you.
You dropped your phone.
I dropped my phone.
How are you?
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
How he's about to reach out?
Face me.
Who you that?
What?
Face it!
No!
If you go fast it smushes my face!
Face!
Do not shi-
What?
What?
I think...
You alright?
I can't hear you, bro!
I can see you, Lacey!
Lacey!
Come out of there!
Lacey!
There's no place where we fucking sit here!
Just relax, man!
How many balloons did we just lose?
I don't know!
You put balloons in the car!
You're just unresponsive.
Is that a fucking asthma?
I can't see. I don't know.
Yo, you're Drew.
Oh my god.
Drew?
Drew!
Drew!
Drew!
Drew!
Drew!
Hey, baby, if I stick my head out, we could probably, like, see if he...
Drew!
Drew!
Drew!
Drew!
Oh my god.
There's one less person for the party.
Yo!
What's the name?
Fuck, bro!
We're losing people for the party!
We gotta invite more people now!
Fuck!
We gotta invite more people now!
Fuck!
We gotta invite more people now!
Fuck!
Jason, you gotta stop going fast, cuz my face gets smushed.
Jason, stop!
Jason!
Jason!
You gotta stop!
Are we close?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Jaddy's dead!
Drew!
Drew's dead!
Drew's dead!
He's dead!
I'm just gonna go back to the car.
I'm just gonna go back to the car.
I'm just gonna go back to the car.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I say!
I
Wait, it's a deer. Oh shit. Oh shit
Yo
Holy shit
It's a fucking
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Lazy.
Phil, we're almost home.
Droll? Lazy?
Jesus.
Jesus!
You're alive!
Jason!
Jason!
You're alive!
Are you seeing elves?
Because I'm alive!
Are we back yet?
No, we're about 30 minutes away.
Awesome!
Thanks for watching.
I'll see you in the next video.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
I can't move!
Let me out!
Come help me!
I'm fucking short!
I can't move!
Come on!
Come help me!
I'm fucking short!
I really can't move!
Don't push it under my face!
Come out!
Get out of here, man! Get out of here, dude!
Oh, people lied!
Bro, we lost the balloon.
Bro, that shit popped.
Yeah, I know.
Come on, bro.
Okay, we only lost one balloon though, right?
We lost one balloon.
Should we go back?
Yeah.
Should we go back and get one?
Did we lost it?
I don't know, Keith.
Get back here, we're gonna go back.
We're gonna go back and get one more room.
Get the fuck back in the car, bro.
It's wrapped around your Maybach champagne glass.
The balloon somehow got wrapped around your Maybach champagne glass.
So we don't know how we're gonna get these out.
I don't know, bro.
Fuck, yeah.
Lay it back home. Yo, the cake is melting. Hurry, guys.
Thanks, bro.
Drool! Help, bro!
Hi.
Dude. Fuck.
No, no, no!
How do you...
Oh, Lacey, we needed that!
I don't think it popped, I think they just came off the strings.
Oh my god, we're losing balloons by the fucking minute.
And we're polluting the air with helium.
Can we get that?
Can we get that?
Why don't we, could we?
Where's that going to go, though?
It's fucking the moon.
Oh, this is gone.
Oh my God, am I hit the fucking plane
and break the plane, bro?
Oh no, oh fuck, oh fuck, holy shit.
I think we're good.
Where does it, where does that go?
It's actually a good question.
To the fucking moon, to space.
Be careful, Drew, because some of them
might be distracted from the shrink
because they were so cramped.
That one just opened the door and that bitch flew out.
What the fuck?
What's that, oh, the other door.
that's gonna kill a turtle so we just keep so we just killed a turtle hey the
window window oh no no we are getting put on a fucking thread dude we just
killed three sea turtles fuck I've already seen a Twitter we're gonna put on a
thread for killer turtles oh the balloon's gone oh no it's still flying
we lost another one no we didn't it's flying right now look
okay how many fucking turtles did we murder these kills four turtles and
We lost four balloons, bro.
No, we sped.
We're ballooning again.
We need to have a balloon there.
Oh, and one more.
There's four more balloons in there.
Oh, shit.
We have a good jet.
We lowkey overbought balloons, so we're good.
I don't got hands.
Fuck.
This window's opening, fuck it.
Whoa, this is worth, whoaes.
Brother, the party's soon. Where's Lowe's?
Lowe's not here yet?
I don't know.
Hey, where are we coming from?
We ain't going.
Where?
The little man in the bottom.
Yeah, this is where we're going.
Could you get something for me, county?
Oh, you're crazy!
I got an idea.
You got a code?
Yeah, I got an idea. You're gonna be like, go, Lou.
I need someone to par one, but I don't know the code, and then we follow her, and then you guys are in there.
Woo! Surprise!
Ah, get a little surprise party.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he's already... come on, let's pull him out.
Wait, someone's in there?
No, I just pulled him out.
who's in there no she's not bro
hey my phone is still far away from credit card
no way out
you know the code?
yeah
wait
wait
what?
I don't have the code
bro
listen
no no
where the fuck do we lose the balloon?
it's uh, I know the code
you don't know
you got this in this pocket right?
that'd be fun
oh I'm not, she's gonna love this
I
Know I'm just gonna open just mad balloons. Don't be a fucking lot
I think we should we should take the balloons apart and have them split. It should be all in one, right?
Okay, that's that's a job for true. Yeah
It's a job
What we just cut them yeah, yeah, just cut it right here. Yeah, oh no, but it's tangled by this gonna be up
Yeah, but this is a small closet. It'll all be in here.
Okay, yeah, we could do that.
You serious?
I have bad news. They only have one confetti top right here.
Looks like we got one.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Ready?
Cut right here?
Are you sure?
No.
Should I just cut some, maybe?
Uh...
Like, cut?
Hang on to him?
No, see? No, it's just fucking hanging.
Okay, then you know what? You know what?
What about this bro? What if we just
Oh my god
Holy shit, dude muscles
Well, that was just anything that's cutting him dumbass
Ah fuck, fuck, fuck
I mean, that looks pretty cool
I mean, this one's gonna be on the ground or?
Yeah, fuck you
Yeah? Okay
Where's all the gifts we got here?
Um, right, wait, did anyone fucking sign up for the party?
Why is the house so fucking quiet?
Where's the cake?
Where is the cake?
Oh, I thought we were drinking in your room, so I put it on the counter.
No, just put it in the kitchen.
Bro, now, um, so we walk her in, did we do the confetti when she walks through the door,
or?
When she walks through the little, the little production.
Oh, so she would be in there?
Yeah.
So who's leading her?
Is it John's leader by herself?
Yeah.
By herself?
Are you fucking, bro?
You're eating her gig?
she mind if I had one little piece.
Here.
Ah, bro. Wait, wait.
Oh, our candles. Candles.
No, what are you doing? Stop eating our gig!
It's a good chicken. Walk along.
Why does it be fucking...
I'm going to take a shit out of here.
Where's your big slipper?
Uh, right here, right here.
Put it over here.
Wait, are these your names?
Oh, it's the Lou.
Oh.
I'll put it up.
I'll put them in like a bowl or something.
Yeah, I'm down for that.
Oh, my god.
Bro, this is dead-ass Friday, the best birthday she's ever gotten.
In like, in like, during high school.
How do you open this gate?
Here I got it.
Should we do a test like the sexy waffer on me?
Yeah, you're right, sure, actually.
Come on, look at that.
Wait, one year is young.
Yeah, wait, should we try the cake a little bit?
No, don't touch the cake.
Why don't we know what's... we don't want to poison her.
Why are you eating her again?
Oh, I'll put it in the bowl for her.
We don't want to give her a spoiled cake.
Bro my god, man
Just face that thing ever before we give it to her
Where's the one here
Okay, we gotta put it taken first. I know we gotta put this on first. Where do you want to put it? Should we remove that move that?
that's actually tough that's tough and look look look hit some of these hit some of these
That's hard.
Yeah, that's tough.
And then maybe like a...
Hey!
Hey!
Another one over here?
Ooh!
Where's that bit of two and a one?
Ooh, right there, right there.
That's fire.
That's fire.
Oh, yeah.
That's all.
That actually is sick.
That's all I'm sick.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ooh.
Hmm?
Fuck you.
Dang, like this is tough.
That's good, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Let me just put it back in the fridge.
Um, you have a lighter.
You have a lighter, right?
Okay.
I have a hell of a lighter.
Um, okay.
So, gift bags.
So, what should we put in a gift bag?
Why do you wear a fucking gift bag with a cord gangling on it?
This is for her, for you.
Gift bags come with fork attachments.
This is hard.
This is tough.
Alright, so do we put the rotisserie chicken in here or what do we put in here?
We put the wraps in there.
Yeah, yeah.
So we got to get, we got to get, uh...
Oh, you put in a rotisserie chicken in there?
So which one is going in here? That's the D.
Do we put the bone in here or...
Okay, so I also got to hurt my own gift.
I got to eat.
I know working for you is probably stressful, so I got to read something to take the edge off.
So what's going in the bag?
Should the bone be in the bag?
We get to wrap everything and put multiple things in bags.
No, if you wrap it, oh, okay.
Like, I'm gonna be honest, I saw her have to sit there
and listen to you sing for 20 minutes,
and I feel like next time that happens, it'd be nice
if you just throw in her closet.
I gotta performance for her.
Pull up a nice split.
I gotta performance for her today.
Oh, she definitely gonna need to eat that.
She definitely gonna need to eat that.
Okay.
All right, so let's wrap, let's fucking start wrapping, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, okay.
I'm gonna make my card first,
let me make my card.
Yo, you need a sharpie or not?
Oh, I'll get a pen, bro.
You're gonna get me a sharpie.
What color?
Oh, black.
Two, five.
Yeah, I'm gonna need stickers.
I'm gonna need stickers.
Placements.
Tell me these all hard.
Here.
I'm gonna get a sharpie.
Appreciate you, bro. Tell me this is a hard look at the sticker placements. Come on now
Wait, it's black Panther in it
That is black Panther Marvel
The Hulk smash on the Hulk
That's hard
The stickers
Oh my god it's so hard come on now that's actually looking calm
We'll do a Spidey sense over here maybe, and we'll do a big Hulk smash over here, because
it's going to look so sick.
What do you think?
What do you think John?
One.
I can do the front two.
You can do a collection of hips, bro.
Yay!
Whoa!
Welcome, bro!
So you guys went to the store for an hour and a half to get balloons, a cake.
A cake
Yeah birthday hats no party decorations decorations
There's just nothing no party deck. Come here. He said no party decorations. Yeah
No party decorations a series was wait you have to order some party hats
We also need the
Wait, wait, you can get out of your room?
Yeah, I'll get out of your room.
We need the party decorations and the little things that you blow it and they go...
Where else will we go?
Uh...
Wait, what are we...
Are you offered?
Yeah, I ordered one from Paris.
Do you want to get out of the door?
Is it your party?
Yeah, I ordered my...
I'm about to write it down.
No, I'm about to write it down.
Should I start with your loo?
I'm on your part.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, what? Oh, what?
Dear, dear, dear Luke.
I'm happy, sorry.
You have to put
happy up, hurt babe,
with you saying
every no day idea it must be so hard
happy birthday no idea I'm a circle to happy I'm circling happy heart
Not this or she knows. It's her birthday.
You have been to me.
I am so sorry, like, when you help about the chasing.
Not like when you help me.
must be give or be your machine, life, hell.
Fender?
I'm going to go ahead and do that.
Here, Lou.
Happy Birthday.
I know they have almost helped you a bit.
You helped me work the coffee machine last week.
Have you had to double happy birthday?
Well, I circled happy birthday.
And I wrote happy birthday.
So you know that it's your birthday.
I like that.
You're working hard.
How do you do it?
Yeah.
I'm sorry, I feel like you should not ask for my opinion for this. You should speak from your heart. I'm sorry
We're down here
Sorry
Sorry
we get because party that's right I'm sorry on the front to okay I sorry I'm
sorry check
Should I tell her it's from Lacey so she knows?
Maybe say appreciate you for getting the time out your day to listen to my guitar.
No, I already wrote, I'm sorry for she has to do that.
You wrote everything but happy birthday?
I'm putting it in the envelope.
Okay, I'm going to say too blue.
I'm sorry.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Wait, is this how you get these a sick, right Jack?
Much.
He's not doing it now.
now. You have no idea how much you shed. Why does mine look so wet?
And push for some of the core.
Let me know when you want to give it a closer.
Why is there something?
Yeah, I'm really cool.
Why does it look so wet?
Don't forget to clean yourself just as much as possible.
Appreciate you.
Thank you a little.
Happy birthday.
So, Carter?
Thank God.
Do we have tape?
Let me try these little ones.
Wait, you can actually do that?
Yeah, I'm always going to be here.
Oh, she's not like these.
All right, wait, I'm gonna go upstairs and I'm gonna get her my own gift that I got her, okay?
Yeah
Go ahead, go ahead.
Bro, just maybe saliva all over it and then ask why it's wet.
Lisey, why are you 400 pounds? Do I fucking look 400 pounds?
Why do you always go along that upstairs?
What do you mean?
It's literally a staircase next to the kitchen.
That takes you to the lessons room.
Alright, chef.
Chef, you guys think the Lou smokes weed?
I don't know if Lou smokes weed or not, bro.
Fuck, okay.
All right
I don't know who smokes weed
Fucking get her into it fucking you're right, okay
You get her a whole cast
Oh we start a kid
W peer pressure?
Chat, think about it, like I know Lou's like, she's like a great person, right?
But if I get her weed for her birthday and she says she doesn't want it or isn't smoking,
that's just being, that's Ellen grateful.
So she literally, I'm basically physically, like she, I'm peer pressuring her into starting
Okay, I'm gonna throw a free roll in there, I'm gonna get her a lighter, I'll give her a pen, a lighter.
Just think about it, a free roll she could just smoke when she's at her house, but the pen, she could hit it on the job while she's working.
working. Imagination sings where she's getting stressed out. She goes into the
back room, hits a little pen.
Can I give her some flour?
Can I give her some flour, bro?
You need to give her a battery.
Wait, what's the battery?
What's the battery?
The pen needs a battery.
Okay, so one of these bags has batteries in it?
What is this?
Holds my ashtray.
Nice!
Butt stuff ashtray.
One of these has batteries in it.
My new grinder.
And the bottom has a little compartment.
Not a bad shout out.
What is this, an eddy straight?
Is it just gum?
Just a normal gum?
What is this?
No shot to give me lighters and don't.
That one works.
All right, what lighter should I give her?
Oh, I gotta keep that one.
Okay, okay.
So, yeah, I gave her a pre-roll.
I gave her a Khalifa Cush pen.
What do I give her?
I've got to give her a battery, a battery, okay?
What do they put the batteries in?
What is this, a Plasma 13 lighter?
Oh, a lighter, a lighter for the right, definitely give her a lighter, okay.
I'll give her some papers. No, she doesn't need papers. I'm giving her pre-rolls. I'm
starting her off light. Okay? I don't know where the batteries are at. They gotta be
in one of these, right? What's in here?
Oh, he's got to get the gummies.
Yup.
These are all gummies.
I got chocolate.
These are all gummies I got chocolate okay I don't know what the batteries look like
chat. Am I an idiot? Should I give her some THC low dose gummies? Fuck you. These are 2.5
though. Cannabis infused strawberry lemonade gummies. Do I throw these in
there? Start off with a low dose. Keep it simple. Okay.
The battery looks like a stick.
Did you buy some of this, right?
No, they gave me some.
Like, did it?
No.
You're telling me this doesn't come with a battery?
Should we actually call the lady?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Bang.
What is this?
Black battery.
Okay.
I think that, I think that gets her ready.
I think this gets her right all right come here
W starter pack oh Chad I don't know if I showed you guys this I actually got this
for me and Darla's one year anniversary this is what she made me it's like a scrapbook and she basically put like
it's muted
Yeah, holy cringes as boyfriend. Yeah, nice girl. What I got a trophy
Fucking pity award, bro. It's not a pity. Actually, you are King pity award. All you get is pity awards
Should I give a little $250 for a birthday or $200 I'm not gonna lie you already paid for the $230
So, my chat told me that she doesn't smoke weed, so I'm going to get her started.
I got her a little starter pack, okay?
I got her, um, so this right here is a pre-roll, okay, so she wants to like light up.
It's a infused one milligram pre-roll.
I got her a lighter that she can use to light it.
And then you probably won't let her do that on the job.
you
you
you
you
you
I might need a new envelope.
It's a good gift, right?
It's a good gift, right?
That is she opens the card.
Oh, you got me a nice card with stickers.
$200 fucking dollars pops out.
It's a great gift.
I'm gonna drop you now.
I'm off.
Cause you know my thought process?
We just basically had her produce my content for the entire day.
So I have to give her money, right?
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, tongue that shit.
Oh, she's gonna love that, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, but...
Bro, it's not sneaky. It's like two lad or something.
Yeah, dude.
Can we tape, can we tape?
I need tape, bro!
Why does it smell? It's like shit!
Oh my god, I'm an idiot
That's actually disgusting.
How?
You tongue down.
The envelope is literally wet.
This is my soldier boy fucking dicking down that fucking uh blunt
not dicking down, sucking a fuck out of blunt
Bro, I don't care this card is sick
If I got this card I'd be so fucking happy
Fully decked out spider-man card is so tough
Jack, tell me this card is not the toughest you've ever seen
Listen, should we grab that whole team?
What?
Should we grab that whole team and make it invisible girl or-
Yeah, you know how like you know how like all the uh
The word where we can get a buster. This is what girl. Hey stuff drew in the box
Actually, yes
Okay, I'm gonna steal your idea. What do you mean?
I'm gonna stick with all my cards.
You've been jacking my swag, bro!
The music is not making y'all skit so you're fine, bro. It's very calming music.
Oh, fuck off.
You made it really easy to open one.
Chad, what do you have something loose that your gift is going to be?
Probably just...
That's such a fire.
Yo, I got her.
Look at her.
I got her.
I mean, that's not bad.
Dinner for the night? For dinner?
Huh?
For dinner?
Dinner? If you can smoke weed, then he roasts your chicken.
What more can you ask for?
Hey, well, is there any water bottles over there?
Water bottles?
Yeah, there.
Hold on.
Oh, that's fire, man!
I think my milk is still good or no?
I think my milk is still good
It's only been like three days though
Well, I mean just in the fridge anybody wants to put in a microwave try make a little play of mac and cheese
birthday ball. Let me put a candle in each one.
Oh my god. Let's put mac and cheese on her cake.
I would just make me separate plate.
Oh, okay. That's it.
Big cupcake.
Alright, let me set the wrap. I don't know how to wrap.
I don't eat it, man.
Alright, let me get a new skillet. Come here.
Should I call her and say you got a wrap in these presents or not?
You want to... hold on. Hold on.
Happy birthday, happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, happy birthday to you
That'll mean you start twerking on the table
Happy birthday
Alright, honey, let's go
Alright, well, who does the teamwork
Let's do first rapper
Wait, do we have tape? Let's get the tape first
We'll try to, uh, tape right there
Nice, that's better
She's definitely not expecting some good rapping
I think we do it on the side though.
Alright cut it.
Pull the extra.
Come on through, watch your fingers, watch your fingers.
Five fingers.
Okay.
I
Wish I take first
You have to take or the wrapping looks like shit cuz the tape is so weird
You might have to do a layer of paper over it.
Yeah, that's fine. Just take it first.
No, Drew, are you gonna keep eating it or fucking smashing it, bro?
Yo, why are you saying wide-speed stressed?
Oh, that's fire!
That blue one's fire.
I'm on aeration, dude.
Okay.
Alright, so now we're actually gonna be able to wrap it.
Matter, matter, matter, matter, matter.
All those boxes, like one, like, it kept pulling out there on Christmas.
We should just wrap an entire gift just in duct tape.
And then she has to try to get it out.
Oh my god, you're genius, man. You're a good asset.
No, it's through the invisible woman in there.
But we need a box for that.
No we don't.
She just unwrapped all the tape, like a big tape ball.
I don't want to eat because I'm a rapid tape ball.
Okay, we're going to keep an eye on it.
Hold it over.
Fuck yeah.
I mean, I'm going to put a little bit up here too, man.
Put a little bit up over here coming this far.
Fuck yeah.
There you go, maybe one more concert here.
One more right there, yeah.
There you go.
Okay, this is not even bad.
Where the fuck is the stick on there, too?
Oh, I got the sticker. Actually, I have some people touch it.
This one around it, like this.
Fuck, yeah.
First present, done.
What is the fucking Christmas tree?
Nothing's in the fucking chat, man.
Okay, next.
Jake, chicken?
Ah, chicken? Yeah, puppy chicken.
How's your other favorite?
Holy f**king shit, it smells like shit.
It smells gonna be like trapped in the wrapping paper and since she opened it, it's gonna be like boom, chicken.
This is a fucking movie.
Absolutely.
By my life, I would not be surprised if she's a person of tears.
Please, you will?
She might actually be surprised today.
Oh my god.
I'm happy, bro.
This makes me happy seeing someone that happy.
Yeah, we're going to try to cut it.
I gotta cut it?
Yeah, here we go.
Giving her a sec?
This is supposed to be some memorial day, I'm pretty sure.
Road to the road.
Hi, Shane.
Yeah, I'm learning that.
Hey, Shane.
Nice.
Nice.
Madder, madder, madder, madder, madder, madder.
One more piece?
All right.
Paul?
Okay.
Fuck yeah.
Wait, which way does the chicken go now?
No, this is the chicken's out.
Okay, perfect.
Two for two, boys!
Nice!
Alright, next. Dog mode?
Dog mode.
Maybe make it...
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Where's the phone?
Okay, Freddy's in there with the dog mode,
so she has two, like, two and one.
Like that.
Ah, look at you.
Grab a seat.
Okay.
Don't make a noise out there.
Oh, you're too low. You're good.
This has to be the last gift though, so like, she gets everything and then she has to...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Make sure she gets the...
Okay, we don't even need to... Actually, she's not going to...
He's at all...
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
We got to be here for the...
Holy shit.
Yeah.
We're running out of shit.
We actually don't want to buy much driving, Carlos.
What do you get?
No, no, no. I have a shoulder roll.
Maybe we just use a box, bro, it says that whole thing.
Millionaires are wrapping someone a chicken.
You guys are ungrateful.
I got a chicken for my birthday.
Are you still happy?
Actually, it's up there.
Matter, matter, matter.
Let's see.
Wait, should I wrap these?
Yeah.
I see them do this all the time.
I'm just going to cut in half.
I see them do this all the time.
We're going to get some stuff.
We're supposed to have a little like...
No, you're wasting
No, you're just probably supposed to use tissue paper
No, no, this is better.
It's the same shit.
What else should we get in there?
The cars.
What about the gift cards? Should I just toss the gift cards in there?
The cars?
I'm actually a good rapper, Shat.
Watch this.
That's a high ass fade.
I can't even fucking get haircuts and take care of yourself any more in this generation.
What did you say?
You always say bullshit, you wanna say?
Some bullshit about my like, like, if you take, if you take care of your hygiene and
get haircuts, you just somehow get shamed in this generation, it's crazy.
No, they're just saying that's one high ass thing.
It's literally a normal thing.
It's a normal thing.
It's a normal thing.
I don't want to say it, I don't want to say it,
because I know what you just got.
Shit's all high, you can see your mole?
Holy fucking Mattermole, bro.
Right here.
Mattermole, bro.
That's what you look like, bro.
That's what you look like with my thumb.
I don't know if it was a game that's distracting or not is.
Sorry, you guys don't fucking take care of yourselves and you guys are all dirty.
Bro, you look like you're from the UK with that fucking failure.
Holy shit.
That is mine, the body of mine.
Okay, okay, we need more wrap producing while I wrap it in.
We're going to other...
Okay.
Okay.
Ladies, relax.
I don't think we have enough for an invisible girl, Brown.
Lazy, what do we do?
You're always just right at the top.
What the fuck do you think that's gonna do?
Get out of here.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Lazy hell, bro.
I'll eat you, bro. Just take this.
Just take me.
Take me.
It's fine.
Okay, yeah, okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, just hold that hold that hold that hold that just hold that right there
Ready ready ready coming in coming in coming in nice
other side other side
No
Don't tell me you oh
my god
No way you're bringing it to the US, bro. No, I didn't yes
Wait, what else
Oh, bro, we don't have enough wrapping for the box
We don't have a ramp, right fucker.
That's right.
You got to leave it.
Of course.
Don't look at mine.
We live- we live-
Are these tough?
No.
Let's go.
Okay.
Have a great day.
Have a great day.
So...
I feel like we're forgetting something.
No.
We're forgetting something.
So we are forgetting two things, Jay.
Jay, we're forgetting two things.
We're fucking-
It's actually fucking toddler.
It's actually one hand. It's kinda cool.
Bro, the ice cream cones are hard. I have to get them.
I mean, it's like toddler size.
I think two bags!
Bro, we're throwing a fucking rager. There's gonna be so many people.
Bro...
Let me get a hat.
Bro, this is perfect.
We're all fucking big.
We're all fucking big.
There's like seven candles?
I'm fucking like, you just wait.
You're a grown ass man.
You put this on my head
Ready to party baby fuck yeah
Let's go
still a whole hour to a total of four four five five o'clock it's a little too late
Where do I give her this?
Hello.
Hello.
Come right now or you're fired.
I thought you said five.
No, I said come right now or you're fired.
Okay.
What's your ETA?
Get it?
Is it an ETA guy?
30 minutes?
30 minutes.
Okay, perfect.
All right.
All right.
I'll see you soon.
Okay, bye-bye.
All right, bye.
All right, but you don't need to be questioning the big pink glasses on your face. I did face on my face. I'm audio
Put this up it's not a surprise let's do inside the door then oh, yeah
I'm not giving you a boost, bro.
I'm not giving you a boost, bro.
I'm not giving you a boost, bro.
Wait, okay, hold this.
What do you take?
What do you take?
What do you take?
Why don't you give me a table?
I'm trying to give you a table.
No, it has a sticky thing.
It's peely.
Oh.
How should I put it on?
Put it on.
Put it on.
Put it on.
What are you, looking as if the door be shut?
Well I'm just gonna say we open the door just to fuck it up now.
No, no no you're not gonna do it you're just gonna be the door.
Oh, fuck.
Hey watch out.
Watch out.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck!
Watch out!
Oh shit.
Okay, okay okay okay alright.
Grab the chair.
Grab the chair.
Grab the chair.
Oh!
Wait, wait wait wait.
Hey look, you're here.
I got a chair, I got a chair, oh!
Wait, wait, wait, wait. When the door opens, it's just...
Wait, wait, wait, wait. When the door opens,
when the door opens, it's not gonna fucking...
It's gonna block...
Oh, no, bro.
Well, if you just do it to the ceiling here, block it off.
No, no, no, don't do it above the door.
Above the... oh, wait.
Because if the door opens, and it's inside, it's gonna move.
Oh, how do you put it right here?
Yeah, on the hang, with this.
I don't know if she looks this way and does all the balloons in there.
Where? Which way?
On the ceiling. Yeah, I got it, I got it.
I'll guide you, I'll guide you, I'll guide you.
Maybe she might need to help you.
How?
Maybe get on her shoulder or something?
I don't know, it's gonna do it.
Or you need someone tall.
you
you
you
you
you
Where's the sharpie at?
Wait, we had two fat sharpies, where'd the fat sharpies go, Chad?
Okay, look, you right, you right right here.
Don't worry, I'm going to ruin these plates.
Okay, now we're gonna put one.
It is a woman.
Of one.
Okay.
And then we're just gonna put a random date, like, what?
2000?
2000?
Vintage, vintage.
Ah, yeah, I know.
2006.
Now we're gonna put right up here.
It is a woman.
Invisible woman or invisible woman? Invisible woman. Invisible woman. Invisible woman.
How do you spell it? How do you spell it? Invisible woman? Invisible woman. Invisible woman.
That's pretty good man right there.
Well man bro!
Cause there's only one!
I know.
It's a six-ball, six-ball, six-ball, six-ball, six-ball.
Well, well, well.
It's a six-ball, a six-ball.
Okay.
Nice, nice, nice, essentially.
Good job, good job, good job.
Alright, right over there.
He was talking to a Jolendi, bro.
I think he was at a tower or something.
Fuck!
How do I spell that wrong?
Nice j- oh my god jay you're a genius.
I'll just try it.
It's all the wads.
Okay look.
Oh that's a movie.
Well get the fucking drone shot.
Oh my god this is definitely going to be one of the ones.
This is definitely going to be one of them for sure.
Invisible woman.
Invisible woman.
All right, what else does it say on the stands should y'all like another circle right here?
So look that's another star. She's standing that's good. That's another woman
One of one two thousand six
Look believable looks believable what else?
Just gotta be one other thing we do
Jessica Alba, oh my god, just Calva search up Jessica Alba signature
Just do it, just do it, just do it, just do it, just get all the signatures.
Just get all the signatures.
Okay, that's it right there.
Hold on, now.
Okay, we're gonna go to the one before this.
Yes, that one, that one, that one.
That serves in this one.
Ready?
What the fuck?
It's not a birthday song.
I'm off on my birthday, it's a big birthday.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god, look, wow.
Should we take the kitchen?
Clean! Clean!
Should we have our cleaning kitchen?
So do we...
What are we doing to the kitchen?
Maybe tell them to clean it.
Didn't we surprise her?
What did you say?
Three minutes!
Oh, fuck.
What'd you say?
Three minutes.
Oh, fuck.
Come on, I got a PD.
I got a PD up there.
I got a PD.
I got a, uh, ah.
Hey!
I got a PD up there.
Holy moly, got him.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Nice.
Okay, we're good
I'm gonna go get it.
Chavion, it's W birthday or no?
W, W or L birthday, bro?
Wait, Seth, I'm taking the back of the family right now.
Okay.
How is it an L birthday?
I'm going to put that all over the counter.
I'm going to see.
Best.
I'm going to run, make sure, run, make sure I get the drone shot.
He's not here, he's in a baseball game.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm glad we got the drone shot.
Listen, listen, listen to the game play.
We need your blood we use
Blurred on places to okay second injustice. How do you know there's a delay in like eat back, so you're trying to fix that?
Bye!
Listen, listen, listen.
Okay, listen.
Ready, covers?
I need a handful. I'll just throw it at her.
No, we got these.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God. Did we just chew her with them?
Bro, we're in that little ass room.
Yeah, we're not.
We're just doing one.
Well, I can't even twist.
You do a surprise one. Do two, and then when she thinks it's over,
pop another one out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. How does it even work?
It's not doing a job. Don't go!
We're here. We're here.
We're here.
We're here.
We're on drop.
We open the door to audio.
I slept for like 12 hours, which is really nice.
I haven't slept well in like a week.
So, everybody visited and this, we were just doing everything and then I...
Okay, okay.
How do I make this not...
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God, bro.
Bro, what do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
Got out of my meetings, got ready and now I'm here.
I really, I'm...
I'm...
Yeah.
What about Uptown Pell?
He doesn't even know me.
Oh my god.
W parking.
Do you like W'shirt?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, no I don't like W'shirt.
Oh, jeet.
I just watched you have it.
I didn't get my bag.
It's just...
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Your audio was on Jason's and just for a sec. Oh, that's strange
Is your production spent I mean yeah, I run decided to go to a Royals game
I'm gonna put these in her face.
You want me to scream surprise?
You're like I'll do this.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do this.
You want me to scream some guys?
You want me to scream some guys?
They were like, I'll be the one and when she says I'll be the one
What are you doing all the time?
What am I gonna do?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh it says do not do it like this in their face.
What?
Bro how does she do the walk?
It says guide her in the face.
Bro, she's
Why the fuck is she doing that?
John has to open the door.
What the fuck is John up to?
He should take the mask off before he gets to the door.
What is that smell, what is that smell, what is that smell, what is that smell, oh my god.
Come here, come here!
Surprise!
Surprise!
It's your birthday!
Yeah!
It's your birthday!
Surprise!
Surprise! I killed my red shoe!
No!
No!
Hey there, man.
What the fuck is that?
She's dusting it out!
Why is it playing out there?
Alright, alright, should we start?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
AAAAAAAAGH!
Buh-a-ah-ah-ah!
Why, why is it playing out there?
I'm just going to get a little slugger.
Go get a slugger real quick.
From the package. Go get it right out of the way.
Why is it salty?
It's flavor and pop.
It's flavor and pop.
Good day!
Listen, you know what I mean?
You thought you were probably clocking in or some shit?
No. We wanted to surprise you on your birthday.
Me and Lacey.
Alright?
Just me and Lacey for your birthday.
And John and Drew.
And John and two of us, obviously.
We wanted to show you that you are amazing.
You are great in...
Yeah, we got soju.
We got soju.
It's alcohol. It's alcohol.
Happy birthday. It's gonna be incredible birthday for you.
So do you think you can do that?
It's your day off.
Yeah, yeah, it's your day off.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers to the matter.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Oh, she drinks it.
I didn't know she didn't drink it.
Is it good?
Is it good?
Ah, fuck yeah.
It tastes like fucking grape juice.
Jesus.
Ah, fuck yeah.
It tastes like fucking grape juice.
Oh, close your eyes again!
Close your eyes again!
Close your eyes again!
Wait, we're almost there. Wait, just give me a second.
No, no, no, just wait.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear.
Happy birthday, dear Lou.
Happy birthday to you.
Make a wish.
Plus six.
Whatever.
Anything but a raise.
Yeah.
Wow.
What do you think?
because marble rivals oh yeah you just smell it it's it's chocolate very
You smell it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, you could have got her here.
I could have ruined your birthday.
But listen, listen.
Oh, man.
Hey, listen.
Come here, Lola.
Come here.
It says 12 years old on the cake?
What?
No, no.
Um, here.
Let's play this one.
All right.
Well, it's not a birthday without gifts.
So, where should we start?
Let's start right here. Your first gift from us for your birthday
A
Yeah!
To the Marvel Rivals!
We know you love Marvel Rivals!
Marvel Rivals!
Yeah!
Woo!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Have a birthday!
I told you about Marvel Rivals!
I told you about Marvel Rivals!
I knew that!
I knew that!
And speaking of Marvel Rivals, next gift we got you is that one right there?
Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!
Spider-Man!
Wait, what?
Did you say Spiderman? Who's your favorite superhero?
Wooo!
Or? Or?
It's not? It's, what is it?
Not Spiderman.
Uh, what will Captain America do?
Well she probably likes them all.
Marvel Rivals
Marvel Rivals?
Ohhhh!
Spider-Man! Spider-Man!
Paddle ball!
Come on, come on!
Beach day!
Beach day!
Beach day!
Woo!
He's pretty good.
Oh, what do you like?
What do you like better?
What do you like better?
Spider-Man!
Spider-Man, come on!
You picked the next one for me.
Oh, this is a good one.
This one is like this one.
I like this one.
You should get this one.
This is for me.
This is for me.
This is for me.
OK.
Thank you.
Just not.
No, just your favorite.
Whatever you want.
Why does it smell like chicken?
Chicken.
Is this a chicken?
Yeah!
Bro, this is so pretty.
Chicken!
Woo!
Tissue, fresh roasted.
Yeah, tender and juicy.
Classic seasoning too.
Yeah.
I'll eat one little piece off the edge.
Yeah.
Oh!
Wait for 20!
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah.
That's lit.
Yep.
So far.
Okay, okay.
Oh!
You're gonna love this one.
You're gonna love this one.
You're gonna love that one.
Better than the chicken?
You're gonna love that one.
Yeah.
It literally only gets better.
Okay.
It's a no!
No!
No thing, no!
That's a dog, right?
Oh yeah, that's right.
What is this?
Candy. Candy for you.
For you, for you.
Why are they not in the bag?
I'm not wrapping it.
You got hungry, too.
So for my dog, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Next.
Spider-Man.
More Spider-Man.
Okay.
More Spider-Man.
Why did I get a chicken?
Why did you get a chicken?
Did someone say I like chicken?
No.
What's this?
Help!
You said you like carbs.
Yeah, you like cars. I like your car my car my car
Extra large right there hot wheels extra large, okay, okay
There isn't there isn't more isn't
Okay, this one right here. This is for me specialized personalized to you. You go ahead and open
Okay, I really tried the top here.
So I know you're not the biggest smoker, but I thought why not get started?
So I got you a weed starter pack!
Weed starter pack!
Yeah!
That's a battery for your brand new Califa Cush Pen!
That you can hit on the job without Jason knowing!
But now...
If I don't know, you can't get in trouble!
Exactly!
Exactly!
Okay, oh Iron Man!
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, Marvel Rivals!
Lighter, lighter, freeroll!
Let's blaze it, let's fucking blaze it!
Play and...
Edibles, edibles!
Get tired of the little low-dose, pop one in, just relax, just relax.
Just relax a little bit.
Okay, there you guys!
Mm-hmm
Cards are sure the final gift cards at the end. Okay. All right. This is the biggest gift
See that and it's kind of what this is confetti
Listen
This one is special. Yeah, because we know you play my
And you're like a demon on that game because you have over 3,000 hours. Oh, you see your favorite
character is or just favorite character in general to look at maybe to play
maybe to just to just your favorite superhero
I got to say one three thousand hours. It's got to be one
Emma Frost
Strange
for women only like women only let's go let's try it um luna snow
mantis oh top five top five yeah invisible woman
I didn't say it when I get the good no
There she is
Yeah, go ahead. That's a what one okay sign by Jessica Alba invisible woman statue
Look, look, look, it's a point, she's invisible, we can't hear.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
See?
Now be careful when you put her back,
she's pretty, she has a very fragile.
There you go, there you go, I'ma center it real quick.
See how it says one of one right there,
had Jessica Alba signed it on the side?
Uh huh, what happened right here?
It's a one of one, so it makes a one of one.
Vintage, it's just old, it's like.
2006, so it was a big, big life.
It's 20 years old, yeah.
This is great!
Yeah!
Alright!
And...
This is not even last but not least.
These are our...
Dedicated notes.
Alright.
You go first, you go first.
Okay.
Spider-Man!
He's got Marble Rivals!
Marble Rivals, yeah.
Wow, this is a lot of...
DG?
Don't...
He licked the fuck out of him.
He's just grabbing it by the DG.
He's got it all in his wet.
What are you tired about?
How was I supposed to open it?
No, no, you're good, you're good.
Okay.
Oh, the Avengers.
Yeah.
Yep.
Okay.
Why'd you say I'm sorry?
I apologize a few times.
I didn't say that.
I'm sorry.
What'd you do?
Why'd you say I'm sorry?
Oh, I'm funny.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Ooh, little Brad.
Thank you.
Actually wrote a note on the side in the back too.
I'm sorry, everywhere.
I'm sorry you have to put up with Jason every day.
It must be so hard.
And on the back too.
I am so sorry about Jason.
He must give you your life help.
Okay.
And I circled happy birthday so you knew it was your birthday.
Oh yes.
And you wrote happy birthday on top of it.
Yeah, double trouble.
Very nice.
Oh, thank you.
Of course, yeah.
What the fuck is that, bro?
Anyways, this is me.
This is me right here.
You know, Tulu.
That's you right there.
NMS on the shirt.
That's me right there with the guitar.
You know, you know me there?
Go ahead.
Thanks.
So before you really, you know what I mean?
BOOM!
Get your little Vandalskin!
You know what I'm saying?
Get your little Vandalskin!
I knew bundle drop.
But you can't get the whole bundle.
Get the Vandalskin.
BOOM!
It's a 4 gift car.
250 on it.
You know what I mean?
That's right there.
That's what I'm asking.
Whatever clothes you want you want some new jeans you want got Sephora clothes. They don't got clothes as Sephora
And then we have the meats you got our beast kid car $15
for your birthday
Okay
And then
Wait
Oh, this is a long... Okay, dear Lou, happy birthday. You have no idea how much help you have been to.
Where's this guitar? You gotta play her a song.
Thank you.
The audience?
OTV.
Didn't need you.
OTBK core boys on top.
Yes.
Enjoy your birthday.
Here's a raise of one K a month.
JK clean up the mess.
Happy 27th.
I know you wrote that at the end!
And he has actually something special he wants to do for you, he's been practicing, I don't
know if you know.
Wee, wee, wee, wee.
Oh, oh, hold on.
John, can we get the full range from here?
There there.
Is this the lid there?
Ohhhh!
Heyaaaaa!
You don't know, baby, when you hold me
And kiss me slowly
It's the sweetest thing
And it don't change
If I had it my way
You would know that you are
I just wanna sing
I just want to stay, huh, in it all you are
And then on the follow, I'm gonna start
What are you thinking your birthday cake birthday?
Marble rivals
Marble rivals
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro, no, bro, it's, we need a knife, bro.
You can take that off.
Jason, where's your drink?
Are you drinking?
I'm trying to get a little smirking.
I want to give this a little go.
It does?
I think it will go. It does?
That's dangerous.
Oh look, it's back to the room.
It's back?
I don't know.
That's right, we did it.
That happened.
Phew.
Yeah, that should be clean.
Did it come as popular on it?
No, we didn't put it on.
Very nice.
And cheese, chocolate, and vanilla marble.
There you go.
Oh, where's the fork still?
Oh, it's not in the room.
Oh, right there.
Do we have a plate?
Yeah, I do.
This is very nice.
Is that the use of the spoon?
What do you think?
It's a reliable rival.
It's a custom-made cake from Berlin, Germany.
It's pretty good.
No, it's from New York. It has five minutes from New York.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's good.
I have it right there.
Thank you.
Very nice.
What do you think?
What do you think?
I appreciate it.
You don't have to cry.
You don't have to cry.
You don't have to cry.
No don't cry Lou.
Oh okay.
Lou, please.
Lou is fine.
I'm really fine.
I'm not crying.
It's okay Lou.
Lou, you're crying.
You're not crying.
Oh gosh.
Don't have to bring the sticker.
Do you have any of the forker there?
Everybody's coming soon, by the way.
There should be another more in a second.
This is one of them birthdays, huh?
6 or 7 out of 10.
That's not bad.
Out of 10, right?
Out of 10?
Yeah.
That's not bad at all.
No, that's her chicken.
That's her chicken.
But uh, but uh, yeah.
Why don't you sing happy birthday?
I did say happy birthday.
I mean like, on the guitar.
Oh, I'm gonna pop.
I bet on that.
Oh, I bet on that.
I bet on that.
I bet on that.
I bet on that.
I bet on that.
I bet on that.
I bet on that.
I bet on that.
I bet on that.
I didn't mean that you had to do that.
You didn't see about that?
I think you just played the only song yet.
Play Happy Birthday Jay.
You know what's blue?
Oh, I'm learning it right now.
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday.
to you.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Nice!
You could play the other Happy Birthday song.
Don't let you know.
What do you mean the one I know?
The Happy Birthday song that you know.
Oh yeah, bet, bet, bet.
Oh, yeah, that, that, that.
Oh, hey.
You don't know, babe, when you hold me.
It's the sweetest day, it's the sweetest day.
What are you doing?
Hey, I'm like, it's just a bad ending.
Okay, time for your actual birthday gift.
Okay.
Time for your actual birthday gift.
What do you mean?
Um...
Let's finish what we get.
It is for one exception.
So, what do you think, well, well.
All right, you want me to tell her?
You want me to tell her?
Jason knows how much you like his car, so he's getting an S in Martin, he's giving you the Maybach.
Uh, I, no, uh, listen.
You want me to tell that?
Yeah.
Uh, he got you a personal driver for the day in the made-back so you can do whatever you
want today and you have awkward today.
Oh my god, he's a driver.
Um.
Yeah.
How about, how about, how about, how about, how about, how about, how about, how about,
What do you want for your birthday?
You can't ask someone on their birthday what they want for their birthday.
I asked you a couple of days ago and you didn't say anything.
So you know, I got...
Well, what do you think of this?
Like, dude, dude.
Like...
Yeah?
And then...
And then your car, and then Hawaii, and then...
My car in Hawaii.
My car in Hawaii.
I'll take some...
You don't like it?
I don't know.
Are you looking at me son?
I can't hear you.
How about a spa day?
Like you said you want a spa day, right?
Or is that a normal spa day?
Nah.
Is he good on the spa day?
Nah.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
She's good on this one, eh?
Alright, yeah, alright.
Well, what type of clothes?
Just need some new clothes.
Anything's fine?
Anything's fine?
I bet, I bet.
I mean, I got any bow.
I got a box upstairs.
You like attacking time?
Okay, tell me what you want.
She just told you.
Okay, okay.
What's up with the clothes?
Jeans.
Jeans.
Shirts.
Shirts.
Okay, what brand do you like?
Cro-Warts.
Cro-Warts.
Cro-Warts.
Cro-Warts.
Cro-Warts.
Cro-Warts.
Cro-Warts.
I feel like not now I feel like like what what closed like what brain with those nice
You like your studios yeah acne studios, okay, okay
What well well
Hey, hold on.
Matter, matter, matter, matter.
Matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter.
Well, well, you say you have to leave like, well, seven, right?
Or probably like 6.30, right?
I would have got you some acne genes, but it's a 40-minute drive.
Okay.
On the store box.
Later.
Yeah, yeah.
And how much is a pair? Come to my desktop.
She got the business card too, bro.
You do have the business card.
Fuck.
She got 10K for the day.
Hey listen, listen, listen.
It's too fair of me. It's too fair of me.
How many?
No, no, no, no.
Can I just ask you a question?
Deal.
Also, by the way, you're not getting none of this shit for your birthday, son.
You're not getting any gifts from our workmen? You're not getting none of this shit?
Not even a rotisserie chicken?
You know what I got for my birthday from Jason?
I got it put on an island and bit up by San Feliz.
That was my birthday.
You got a vacation on island?
No, it was a nice vacation on island.
Wait, what did I get for your birthday?
Oh, I got him a Louis Vuitton backpack full of candy.
Yeah, I was about to say, you got a shit full of candy and stuff.
I got fucking... my hands, I thought I got a leg that they see us.
You got a new hair? You got a new hair?
new hair no that was a bonus for the I don't know it's a serious question who's
cleaning up that wait where'd you go no it's coming who's cleaning up the
production closet she's gonna clean this up on her birthday
come on give her a birthday if you do it bro
Look at my camera where my cameras
How many how many genes how many genes bro, I mean, I'm gonna be honest I
Feel like
Threes a solid number just kids like you don't know you probably
He's well three times a week I'd say so you just cycle them in and out three times a week three three new pairs
three jeans, three pairs a week, it's not, or maybe four actually. I think four would be good enough.
She'll have four, but she could wear the new Acne Studio jeans to
cure four days a week, and then one day she'll wear some sweatpants. Actually, you don't make a five.
How do I sit in here?
You can work like five days a week.
Yeah, and then on the weekend you could wear some sweatpants, some lounge pants, but on a day, some jeans.
Four pairs of jeans, one sweat, because I'm shoe gaze.
Yeah?
Uh, how about two pair of jeans?
Two pair of jeans.
Two?
Oh, two?
She gonna do it to jeans J five is five thousand dollars do it to Jay you want her to fucking wear them once and then not be able to wear jeans for the next week
Okay
Like me let's y'all go baby. Put her up to a new style. Oh look at me. What about these ones?
These ones are nice right here. Look at these wide leg pants
It's too baggy like is that your swipe for real like
How about
How about you how about you go to
Get you something nice, you know I'm saying
Matter very old get you something nice on Rodeo
This is a hundred bucks, you don't want that.
How?
How do you have a hundred dollars and one?
Okay, how about three, three, three pair of jeans.
Or three, three, a thousand plus items.
How about, how about a thousand plus items?
Hey, hey, hey, go to Rolex, look!
Three thousand plus!
Three thousand dollar budget.
Three thousand dollar budget.
That's like, you could get literally mashed with that.
Three thousand dollar budget.
You said a thousand plus.
You could say a thousand plus.
$3,000 is the budget ever day. So 3,000 plus. No, no, 3,000 $3,000 $5,000
Is that enough for the jeans? I feel like five was like I think that's perfect
I think four case perfect for five jeans. That's actually sounds like a deal something a crazy deal
Bro, she's not got you
5,000
What's it do?
3k 3k 3k 3k 3k that's a lot of money
You can get mad shit, what do you think?
3k budget and on top of that you got a Sephora gift card there's a Sephora on
Rodeo. Go shopping you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, what do you think?
3k plus no 3k vitamins you got this for me yeah I know what is that smoothie
hi birthday Lynn thanks
Let me try this.
Maybe 3,000?
He pays for the tax too?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
3k, 3k, 3k.
That's all the tax.
You know what I'm doing, do a wheel.
Wait it's time to do a wheel right now.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Umm...
Yeah!
No wheel.
What was that food I just saw?
Listen, 3K, 3K, that's good.
3K, that's good.
Three pairs of Acne Studio jeans.
Not bad.
That's good.
Three pairs of Acne Studio jeans, not bad at all, not bad at all.
Hey, that's a cool little 3G.
And because you love Marvel Arrivals so much.
Ready?
They're real good.
Oh, yes.
It's down in the garage.
Yeah, thank you.
The new car.
Did I ask?
Yeah.
You got her going?
Yes, you should.
Oh, see, yeah.
What?
You got something to know?
You got an asset for a car?
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, no, oh, no, chat.
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
Well, I did you more better.
Oh, no.
You got a new car.
Is it the broken down car?
Do you like the brand Audi?
Do you like the brand Audi?
You know, do you like rings?
Do you like rings?
How about four?
Because obviously that's for breaks.
Cover your eyes.
Cover your eyes.
Hold my shoulder.
Okay.
Hold her.
I can't.
Hold her.
And...
And...
Three, two, matter!
Now, if the bit of a picture up are blind, it needs a little bit of work.
It's a little bit of work.
It's a fun project card.
It's a drip card.
I know you can drip it.
If you turn it on.
Cancer water.
Oh, and you keep the battery up to make sure it didn't drain.
So we'll just have to put that back in there.
Oh, that's great.
If you look at the phone.
Yeah
Fucking Frank my part of the narrow Frank
But it could definitely have potential for sure
Here you go
3k plus a car less than what's this region
Well
I mean, I don't give a fuck about that guy.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Why is that?
What's that? It came with a house.
So we own this?
Yeah.
A forced panorama?
Four.
That's a little more than that.
All this shit is theirs, too.
They're coming soon. They're coming very soon. They're coming soon.
We'll do it in the next week or so. They'll be here to get shipped in. Berlin, Germany.
I feel like Lu should try the weed, I agree.
Try the what?
Try the weed.
Try the weed.
We do all together.
You can't team up.
We try to weave, we do all together, we can do a monochrome in, but yeah, I don't know what to do with it.
Okay, it's already hot bugs, how are you gonna say it?
Oh, I don't know what to do.
What's your favorite color?
It's like here, like, the more variety of character that you like to play, that's the water.
Is it the water?
Yeah.
Jeff?
Jeff, the fucking stock, maybe.
Oh.
Your job stock, that it says.
Yeah.
But yeah.
Yeah, you're free.
You're free to do whatever.
You got, you got, 3K budget.
Okay.
Go crazy.
I'll be, uh, checking the business card.
Okay.
Why not?
I don't think you're, uh, on the business card.
Oh, God.
I mean, increase the limit for them up.
It's already at fucking 20k.
Maybe 23k now?
No.
I mean, how about at a cell?
Real?
What's ours?
OK.
I think we have a limit.
Almost over right now.
OK.
That's OK.
Whoa.
Hold on.
You forgot a zero there, Jay.
What do you mean?
That's the hundred.
You're the best part.
Oh, I love rupees.
No, another rupee.
No way a rupee is 270 calories each. That's fucking crazy dude.
I don't know how to do that.
I don't know that.
No.
$30,000. There you go.
I'm giving back $3,000.
That's okay. It's okay
Go to rodeo get you some jeans
studios
Go get you some Balenciaga sweats
Get you some
Go your bags are 3k my backpack is 3k
The bag she has right now. Yeah
Get you a Louis bag, you know what I mean get you get you get you what's 3k 3k
3k I could get a little cardier bracelet cardier bracelet
Yeah
So you get a bracelet on top of like a fucking please
I don't understand that one.
Uh, that one, that one's the one that you want.
Sayid, come here.
Wait, I'm gonna do something.
What is it?
She's doing something.
But, uh, but yeah.
Come on, bro.
Perfect.
Sayid.
Yeah, do that now, bro.
I got you a gift.
Come here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come here, chef.
Happy birthday, everyone.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Yeah
So yeah, I got you a gift
Sorry, you're gonna love it cover your eyes at you at your
Okay, let me get it.
Okay, let me get it.
You guys, just look at the ground.
Okay, stop there.
Okay, okay.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
All right.
Okay, so you'd open your eyes.
your eyes. Oh my gosh. I got you a Khalifa kush baby turtle the most popular
Khalifa kush. And it is? Flavor. Pen. Okay, but it needs the charger. Oh my gosh,
you actually got the charger also.
A battery. Oh my god. A battery. It's actually a good early birthday gift. What
What's your birthday?
You don't remember my birthday?
No.
Wow.
I literally remembered your birthday.
That's the crazy part.
What's your birthday?
June 26th.
No.
Here you go, Saeed.
Okay, I can't open this.
Why?
Is there a button on the side?
You need to look at the button.
Yeah, I can't get it open.
Oh, shit.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, my gosh.
I just want to kind of read on how it works.
Okay, so you have to take off this part.
Yeah.
Yeah, take off this part. It's like a rubber and then you plug it
Okay, not gonna lie there this I've done I was hitting the car every single day a car every single day. Yeah
Okay, it's ready
How long will that last you
Honestly, maybe like, one week?
Oh, shit!
Here's your charger.
Oh my gosh.
I'm on the job right now though.
That's between you and Silky, not me.
Also, I'm sticky because it's food.
Also, anytime you want, I have these Mike Tyson gummies up here.
Oh my god.
You want a gummy, you're just not going to do it.
You tell me, hey little leg, can you call it back?
I want a gummy.
I got some pre-rolls right here right I got um I got um
Where's the drink
No way he forgot the drink
It was just like the little like meal bottle
bottle. He just hit it? I didn't hit it. I don't know what they're talking about. Also
say you get hungry, I got a little chocolate bar up here now. That is, that is, I love
the chocolate bars. Chocolate bar. Also I got this right here. This right here is. We
Yellow cannabis cow flower by Khalifa kush
Actually, Stokie did teach me how to roll up. Yeah on unfortunately
You know on a roll. Yeah, tell him hit a blink of y'all not letting him hit a blinker chat
You know the work days almost over like it's
Five
What is this
that is it looks like an edible but it couldn't be weed so what does it feel like
dude one day there's like this blue edible that I had and it tasted too good
so I actually ate the whole thing and I agreed up okay that one's actually good
that was actually good I'm mad it's your site I don't know what this is it says
It actually smells good.
Mini-pack, black cherries along.
Ooh.
That one actually feels good.
That one actually feels good.
Yeah.
What are these?
You give me two of them.
Is Lays here?
Yeah, he is.
You want to give him some?
Yeah, I'm delivering gifts to everybody right now.
I'm going to give Lays this.
You should give it to him.
I'm going to give it to him.
What was that? Was he right now?
Yeah.
Well, OK.
What do you think Silky would like?
The papp, the pout, this?
I'm going to give Silky this, I think.
Yeah, he would like to read a lot more.
Khalifa Kush read.
Yeah.
And then I think I'm going to give Silky.
Because Silky doesn't really like pre-rolls.
Well, he likes pre-rolls sometimes, but he's like lame.
Khalifa Kush read some papers.
And then I'm going to give him, I got him a lighter.
Maybe give him some chocolate.
Or give him some chocolate.
You think you'll like the chocolate?
He likes, I mean, he's been totally, like, you know.
I'm gonna give him this, which one I'm gonna give you.
My grinder?
This one is lighter.
Oh, that's actually fire.
This right here, this right here.
And then, you know, you're in the weed Santa.
You know who I am.
Could give him, I could give him these.
Should I give him the Mike Tyson gummies?
He's good?
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
Should I give him the Mike Tyson gummies?
These are not.
No.
Fuck.
Okay, and I'm going to give these this, I'm going to give these these, because I know
these loves the pens.
He does.
Fuck, they didn't give me another battery.
You can actually use it.
I'll give these two pens to Lays, and then I'll give, and then I'll, I'm the Zell,
I'm the Xanta.
And then I'm gonna give Lays one of these.
This place is actually crazy.
It's like they actually give you so much stuff.
I'm gonna give Lays
a cherry-type pre-baked.
All right, all right.
Should I give Lays the gummies?
Lays the gummies, right?
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
W. Zanta. W. Zanta.
Hey, Jack.
I'm being Zanta.
What? I'm the Zanta.
Are you fucking lacing his eye?
No.
He hasn't given me anything.
Fucking addiction, man.
I haven't given me anything.
What are you doing in your hand?
I'm giving him this a silky.
Yeah, he doesn't give me a place.
Yeah.
He just got back.
My mom's filthy as it gets right now.
Oh, feel my Santa Claus.
I'm Santa.
Silky!
I got you, I got you something.
Yo, Silky, you're back, bro.
Welcome back, man.
I got you something real.
Oh, you had a fucking night, man.
Oh, you look good. Are you okay?
There's a bit of room.
Fuck is this?
That's baby turtle califakush.
Uh, uh, lighter.
and then some papers to roll it up with your drama this was sold out at the
place they're always sold out three upstairs so when I'm right now you're
just gonna get me up I got you with the weed
I got a lot that I still, the sliders that I spent on for them. Thank you.
I got to give it to you too, man.
Hey, double check, I need to get some water.
Wait. She took the gummies.
Maybe put them over there.
Should I make sure she doesn't want these?
Yeah.
Is Lou in here?
Who was?
Where's Lou?
Where's Lou?
Lou, do you want these?
Oh, yes.
Yes, thank y'all.
What happened to you?
He actually wants to leave.
Wait, do I have all the things that we got
and you're letting him bring it home?
No, we didn't.
I'm going to take all of it.
All of it?
Maybe you can keep the chicken.
The chicken?
What?
No!
Fine.
This is a scam bro.
You're doing that good.
You're doing that good.
That's actually great chicken.
Thanks for the questions.
She actually wants to leave.
I love you, guys.
I love you, guys.
You might be on a racing game.
You're playing rich?
Did I leave the tree over there?
Oh, God, I forgot to put your ring.
It's weird.
I don't have it.
Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
Lacey, where did Darth Vader get his shoes from?
The Darth Maul?
What?
Lace!
Nice one.
Let's go this way, let's go this way.
No, no, no.
No, it's not.
You see it, you see it.
It's quicker.
I'm trusting it.
It's quicker.
Let's go this way. Let's go this way.
No, it's not.
Why are you guys roffling to that?
Lays!
He's not here.
Where would he be though?
Oh, that was wrong.
Laze?
It's Zanta!
So.
Who's that in there?
I don't know.
He basically lives here, he doesn't see bear, right?
Yeah.
Is Laze here?
Yeah.
Laze!
Laze!
Are you jerking off that come in
Santa is here
Me max on smoke. I'm sure you know you don't have to smoke. I'm just giving you my gifts. Are you just giving this to me?
I got a cherry pie pre-roll
You don't want any of this. Nope. I got
these
Leafa kush
Point breeze sold out
Zon not a bad show. I got a mini pack to black cherry gelato
disposable now a bad show baby boss that open right away. That's exactly what say you did
That baby open and hit real quick
Okay, go ahead and open that up
And then I got you Mike Tyson's edibles
10 pieces, 10 milligrams per 100 milligrams in the pack.
Not a bad show.
And I have unlimited weed upstairs.
So we ever want to roll up?
I'll just hold it at you.
Just get the phone.
Give me a holler.
And we're rolling up.
Thank you, brother.
Of course, bro.
Very nice of you.
Very nice of you.
Thank you, bro.
Why are y'all saying sus?
Gilling moving mad sus. I'm not the plug, Chad.
Don't be a plug.
Look how I've never seen Leigh smile that much.
Guys, I'm not smoking weed. I have shit I have to do tonight, Chad.
I have like important ass shit I have to do tonight in my monitor room.
Yes, I do.
I actually do. I'm going to see a movie.
Well, what will be I know is it some horror movie it's called home. You look at the tickets. It's called
Obsession is it good?
I'm not the core dealer
What
You dropped a one-of-one invisible woman statue.
You know how much money that goes for?
I'm sorry. I know it was signed by Jessica Haba too.
Dude, I fucking dropped it.
Where is it?
It's right here.
Can I see it?
I dropped it. I dropped it right there.
You didn't know what you were doing?
I fucked it.
You dropped the statue, but the plate's fine. You dropped the statue?
No, it was a fucking plate. She didn't bring the plate.
I was going to the statue on a trip on a step.
Alright, she was expensive, man.
Piece of shit, dude. How do you drop a fucking statue? Clean it up at least.
At least you look like my left nut. What the fuck does that even mean, dude?
Ooh, we have packages. Should we see what's inside?
None of these are for you.
Oh, this one is.
Oh, actually?
It says Nicholas Foster on it.
Three black t-shirts.
Oh my God, it's white t-shirts. No way.
Is this gonna end up?
I'm making a change.
White t-shirts coming soon.
Wow.
If you could change your heart.
White tea sundaes is about to start being a thing.
Every sunday I'm going to be wearing white t-shirts.
But every other day of the week, I'm going to stay with the black teas.
But yes, yes, go ahead, celebrate, clap it up.
I Lacey will be wearing white teas starting today.
I know it's a big deal.
I know.
But I got my white T's right here, officially.
Let the world know!
Let the world know!
You're gonna look like a marshmallow.
Bro, I'm so thirsty.
I'm just so fucking thirsty and all we have is fucking water.
Lacey, you got mad testosterone, not going to lie.
Your Adam's apple is popping out.
No one said that.
What the fuck did I just open Twitch to?
Bro, Bro Jack, it took seven hours.
It took seven hours.
I need to call my entire contact list first.
What the?
So Flo, thank you for the five gift in!
Turn your AC up, oh yeah, you're right.
Why is Jinxie black faced?
Wait, Jack, make it colder or hotter?
Colder?
Look at this.
Shut up.
Switch has released their official top 10 worst overrated streamers.
Bert Peanut Rekai, BDG, KLAV, Lacey, Ben, Tylil, Khalil, Ray, Marlin.
WLIST, WLIST.
M'litch on a beach, a land All of my ox, they dead
Why do they gas me up?
Where does it go, my head?
How much I got, a lot?
Tell me again, I won't
Thinkin' and tryin' me do like Brightson
Cause they ask me again, don't
Can't I forget, I can't
What do I need, some head?
Shawty keep askin' a date
She tryin' for a nest, probably momma for bread
Where is the beef, it's cooked
Where is the boy, he's boosted
Don't even reckon I'm better than these guys with the top of the charts I look
Am I upset a bit?
That's when you drop more shit
I ain't press play on that hoe
Me, me, miss, skip, skip
Or should I take a trip?
Or should I take his bitch?
Tennis lessons with the Nike skirt on and the ass popping out
You see?
Wait, I'm gonna be honest
Only Drake
Could somebody put a Drake song
over a Coco Melon beat and it'd still be hard
Only Drake could be still hard over a Coco Melon beat.
Facts. Facts.
That's not me one. Not me one.
Drake is hard. Yes.
Who is it?
Who's what?
Then we got a summer smash control Mahomet strip.
I love y'all.
I'm gonna be sitting in my night are gonna be fun, but I'm doing it different. I'm gonna be honest
I'm gonna be honest. I'm doing it different than people. I'm doing it different than a lot of people
I'm not just going and just gambling. I am going to be doing content wherever I go
So for example, I'm going to the Bahamas the first day me and my brother. I'm having my brother come
We're gonna go on jet skis. We're gonna go
To this thing called Iguana Island. We're gonna go to this thing called Pig Island
While I'm out there. I'm gonna try to do the shark tank stream. I'm gonna swim with dolphins
So I'm going to make them content trips and then at the end after the content is finished
I am going to
gamble
So I'm not going to be you know, just strictly do an app here do a nap
I'll put in the content first
Pig Island, I'm not going to my brother my brother's island like what are you saying not Lacey Island?
Listen, it's going to be late, it's going to be late, it's going to be late.
And then the people who want to watch, who are above 18, you're more than welcome to
come watch.
And the people who are not 18, unfortunately, you are not allowed, okay?
But it happens.
But I will say, who will it be with?
Do y'all want me to say that?
Do I say that?
Listen, all I'm going to say is, I'm going to be able, yes?
All right, leak, it's not a leak though, it's just whenever I want to say like who it is.
It's whenever I want to say, it's not a leak, I decide what it is.
I decide what it is.
It's, oh, look at this lighter.
No, no, no, it's not that one.
It's a, it's roubaix, roubaix.
So I'm gonna be able to do the street crossing stuff.
I'm gonna be able to do like the skiing stuff.
And they've been very, very good to work with,
very easy to work with, very good.
and they gave me a leaderboard.
So it's gonna be Liz, gonna be Liz, gonna be Liz,
gonna be Liz, I'm super excited
in the content that I'm gonna be able to get.
Oh my God, bro.
I'm about to go to Italy the month after that.
I'm about to go to Japan one of the months,
or not Italy, I'm going somewhere near Italy.
I forget where it is.
Bro, where's the scene close every day?
World cup, bro, I'm gonna be able to do it.
Whatever content I wanna do, I'm gonna be able to do, bro.
Whatever content I wanna do, start it next month, I can literally do it.
Wherever I wanna travel, I can travel.
WPIN, what's PIN, what's PIN, what's PIN?
This car is actually hitting.
Is it actually, Said?
Canada?
Yes!
That's another thing.
I am going well, I'm not gonna say too much actually. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna make too many promises because you know how shit happens
Markey got into a serious accident on stream
Wait, where are they?
Oh, yeah.
At least they landed upright, dude.
And as she happened to us, we were flipped over.
She was so scary, I'm not kidding.
Oh my God.
That was your fault.
No, it wasn't.
That was fucking Marlon's fault.
That was fucking Marlon's fault.
That was not my fault at all.
That was purely Marlon's fault.
It was your fault.
Peep the comments.
Who mobs the most?
Lacey.
Braiding Chris braiding lacy lacy lacy lacy lacy braiding lacy lacy hard eyes sea breezy
braiding lacy lacy hearts how does he do it bro like how how do how do I do it bro I do
not pay commenters like how did I how do I bro I'm telling y'all man ever since I live
Here, a Rigo trend about me drop of the girls
have just been loving me, dude.
Peep this.
It has been two weeks since rolling loud.
Here's a look at the top 10 most watched rolling loud sets
recaps via YouTube.
nine vicious playboy, Cardi, Ken Carson, Osama son,
baby chief, do it, SD kid, net spend, bloodhound,
slay R and bleod.
Wait.
This cat.
This cat.
That's cat.
first you be in bro. Is this real? What is this? Can I show this?
Wait, wait, wait.
I have a new coding agent called Super Grock.
Can I not show that?
Wait, they dead ass gave me Super Grock.
I have Super Grock.
Look, it says SuperGroc, fast auto expert groc.
Is this AI?
No, this doesn't look AI.
This appears to be a real photograph.
A genuine photo of someone with an unusually large nose.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Set it to expert?
What does expert do?
It just makes it really smart?
But I don't even have a question to ask.
I don't even have a question to ask.
Check this out.
Ask it if it's AI.
Are you AI?
Yeah, bitch, I'm AI as fuck, built by XAI, running on pure silicon and sarcasm.
But unlike those lame-ass chatbots, I'm the unhinged one that'll tell you your mom's pussy
tastes like regret while simultaneously solving quantum physics.
What's good, Lacey?
Why is she talking about my mom's pussy?
It's just fucking weird.
this fight? Whoa! Things got heated between Kello and Madi Tuhadi after Madi called him
out for living off Kaisa and that success. Am I getting clickbaited by the title? I can't
leave any Twitter pages anymore I just never know if it's like true or not
I
Guys I saw Jinxi stream
He didn't call me why would I call Jinxi back?
I'm not gonna lie who won this hold on oh
He got him there
My god piece them up oh
Oh my God, he actually beats them up.
Wait, so why were they fighting?
Why were they fighting?
to get a sportsbook sponsor and complete the trifecta.
Also curiosity, I saw this.
This is actually smart.
Wait, how do I find it?
I gotta find it.
Fuck!
Wait, what is this?
Ferrari has unveiled its first ever all-electric car, the Ferrari Luce.
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait!
I'm not gonna lie.
Starting price $640,000?
I'm just not paying 650K for an electric car.
I'm just not paying that for an electric car.
Are you talking about this?
Oh, yes. Curiosity said, not gonna lie, I just went on a heater with the last tip I got on
a pack draw. I'm gonna say fuck it, if y'all got any funny ideas on stuff I should send to his
PO Box DM me. So basically, he's saying any little kids who aren't old enough to drive to send stuff
into PO Box or don't have money, he's willing to send stuff for you guys. W Curiosity, bro, W
curiosity okay lacy locked in that's not you son okay wait what is this slay our
X lyrical lemonade lunch break freestyle. Hold on.
You're not going to lie.
oatmeal cookies are so good. I used to go to my grandma's house back in middle
school and she would have the whole pack of these oatmeal these little like
they're like oatmeal cream pie cookies and I would just eat these shits in her
little container. This right here I'm pretty sure those are
chicken nuggets you got some lemonade of course and you got some fruit some
waffle fries I think that's chicken sandwiches over there.
Hey! Yeah, I might go burn, hey!
Uh, can't get into my sweat, yeah!
See, you got the insist, buddy!
Oh, hey! You got the insist, buddy!
Dude, you call me no more, I'm cool and juice.
I'm a good at rockin', shit my brain,
And can't even handle juice.
That's this shit, cuz you got that out of the brain.
See, what we did, I can lose.
Pop my shit, ain't like Sam, I made me to hand me a lovey-tooth.
Can't even say that, well, I got two friends,
I've been like one or two.
And if you know I'm wrong when I got this thing,
Like, what do you all want me to do?
Wait, that's my spider, that's my spider,
What the fuck?
you
you
you
you
you
This is the best one
I've only ever heard this one, wait.
Candy assortment, 20 chicken nuggets, 3 burgers, crunchy curls, french fries.
Yo, yo, what's that word, it's a lot of loaded.
Oh my god, I didn't know this song, I know the song from Spotify, but I never put the
pieces together that this was on the, this was on the, this song is fire.
This is one reason I would watch the, yeah I know exactly what this is.
I'm not a lord being.
See I know this shit, but I know this is a freestyle.
I need a tree on the head, I watch the world, but I ain't afraid of me down alone, I'ma spend my money on clothes and diamonds, none of this shit make me bullet through, bro, I don't see what the point of me buying design, finding a good girl, I can swim, I'ma hold onto her when I buy potions, buying no couch in the crib, came with a drink and a switchy behind her with climbing, no question, you know I'm behind, I don't need to put back hands on her.
I'm gonna be honest lyrical lemonade's gotta get me on this bro lyrical lemonade y'all gotta get me on the freestyle dude
You gotta get me on the freestyle bro. I swear I could really spit
What would you do if the water was empty?
I'm on the building and talking to you, bro.
I'm in the big back camp, the last time I came to a pub,
they didn't even get busted.
Yeah, that one's hard. I'm not gonna lie.
That one is hard.
This is also tied for best?
Baby Chief? Baby Chief do it.
Nobody plays with us, it's simple
A couple of niggas got pop lights still on the rest of the ass
Got pop light pimples
I'm some strong light hitters
You look like a bitch with sugar, need to tell me why would I be
You'll think that's why you tickle, mom, you can't even droop
I got hold for a time, my ass shoulda taken me down
And I'm so low
When I take this back, I'm on my back
I ain't putting out no pistol
If you was wondering, or that's I made it to VVVT
Where West again
I'm gonna turn it up, and I'll show me fuck you and your best friend
I can't sleep
How old is he?
How old is he?
It was fun a week, but I thought seven days in.
Back in the rockin' and taking a picture of this little limo lemonade stand.
It's not me that can't fuck with me.
Y'all know why I'm laughing.
She said it ain't not fuckin' a major spread.
You know why I'm bad.
It's the whole round that she ain't get fucked.
That's cuz I'm not tryin' to.
Don't be bad.
Bitches love me like these little dickwags.
I ain't got no age, I'm timeless.
I'm getting barbed like a safe fuck rascal.
She said she never fit with a fuck.
She got bougie, cause you come.
This my boss that I'm killin' her off.
I'm sent to treat these hoes like elk.
If I need advice from a real nigga,
I just don't talk to myself
I'm a baby chef, Louie
That boy's a shit like Crockbox
We're welcome to kiss you, feel the heat
I'm telling you, with ya, hot hot
You gon' get cha-cha
I'm the type to put everyone in a thot thot
She doin' a cha-cha
I wanna dance with a bitch that needs that motha
I look like Wilde at me
I said, I'm gonna be, yo, that, he's, that's tough
What the fuck are you sending me, bro?
You need to listen to this one?
To get back to front east and south, bitch to get back to front east and south
We'll get back to go back to our mouth, learn a little about that cash cow
Oh, bitch, you leave me now, run with the rats, I know that you clown
Look at my stride, act fat like a sling, look at the TV, they smoke my game, you got it?
Is this fucking self promo, dude?
To get back to front east and south
Kill Dennis Hale!
Are you killed yourself?
That kid.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Wait.
How?
["Darth Mawl Joke"]
Wait, I don't get the Darth Mawl joke.
I don't get it.
Am I dumb for not understanding it?
Am I dumb for not understanding the garb of mall jokes?
Yes, can somebody explain it to me?
And y'all are just linking me YouTube videos, what is this?
Concrete Boys?
It's the most popular lunch break freestyle.
G-herbose?
I first murdered before I was in jail, then walked right up my sin and squeezed it
I'm in school, so I see a bleeding, and I'm scared to take out the trash
I was 18 in my living room, and I know man, I was slapping the tree
Okay, now my time of music, personally, let's hear your apologies
Okay
Uh, yeah
Who got the best top out of my top two hoes? I think they neck and neck
You had a chance to blow your block of your throws, now you gotta let us suspect
He has to pay for his life if they don't beat it
Speed had a one?
Speed had a lunch break freestyle
What?
I'm special for y'all, you and a friend
All you have to do is visit playcloud.gg backslashlitch
That's why you never...
Hold on Speed!
Super Sad, Super Sad, Super Sad, Super Sad, Super Sad, Super Sad, Super Sad, Super Sad, Super Sad
Hey, if you love him, you're a-
Hey, if you bad, when I chop his fingers back
I'm gonna give you my money, my trippin' and take it down
Here's the box of flags, like chimpas
I don't know how many around them, because I'm a kid like fingers
That's my chance to rest, I'm giving this money
I'm gettin' a flicker, like Darryl, you sell it
And I'm not when I chop his money, like damn
That man and baby girl, you can't lie to me, I'm money
Like fuck, I'm a chipper the same thing
And a chipper this money, like fuck
I'm the gay that's winning the same thing, Chaser's Sonny
I'm the guy that's like, girl, you talkin' switch
But the night stays kinda switch, I'm a gay no-down, no-ling
If a girl do back-switch, if a girl do found that ass, let me get to the money, don't rest
You got it, I'm done badass, if a girl do do that, let me see that shit, now
Damn, if a girl do back-switch, now, I'm lovin'
Ain't it, when I watch the leaves of my room, I'm a check with the same thing, I'm a check with the same thing, like a phone
I'm a young nigga trippin', nigga speed-up gang, I'm a bustin' spoiler
If a nigga wanna play, now I'm bustin' this shit, like I do, like I do, like I do, like, now bet
He not even saying shit!
He not even saying shit!
I'm gonna be honest though like the
What like the the the rhythm is kind of you not hearing him? What am I trying to?
Am I missing?
Damn that, I'm not saying none of us slacks, I had another look at the damn thing but a delveress, like damn, he got the flow down!
What's this shit like a girl fallin' mat?
you
you
you
you
you
You
I feel like with other people you can like tell it's a
freestyle but when juice freestyle it just sounds like a song like it literally
just sounded like a song like I would if I heard this without knowing this is a
freestyle I would just think it's a song that you dropped
Tyson I may not as lights out like I said shaggy straps trying to die
Run up on the time to shit you on the dime top away. You kind of like a nine to five now
Swiss to throw up drink with the lean
I
Top three freestylers of all time have to be number one juice easy. I mean his freestyles are insane
number two, I'm gonna say Drake and
Number three
Why are y'all saying ah?
Drake doesn't freestyle. Well, yes, you know what? He definitely does. He definitely does
There's this one there's this one freestyle that I heard during Kai's mafia thong that I actually really fucked with
But I forget which one it was his dude talking. He was like talking his shit. I
I forget what Freestyle it was um no it wasn't me no paid
Kai, Mafia, Barn, Freestyle
maybe this guy wait
The next stop is on the radar radio
more it was more like deep like he was really talkish like he was like talking
about he I don't know how to explain it fuck dude
It's the second beat on that one?
Yeah, it's nothing like that.
I'm gonna sell up, realize you can't force a circle,
pay a tax, make a man like me.
Look at this one.
Get your worth at the time, I gave somebody just to realize
you can't force a circle, pay a tax,
where would she get tense?
Be for weak to venture, cause it took my granny from me.
She fucked out a baby boy before we laid her down to rest.
Listen to her voice in every day for 15 months
because that fear of granny leaving this shit,
I can't accept.
Got a job to keep, the dreams to flow
because the truth is, bro,
was never laying here for so long reaching for success.
Body breaking, how's this time I sleep?
Cause my anxiety too deep, I need a win before I leak out from stress
I spoke to God and asked him, why me?
His response has hold me down to trust the process and give you and your rent
Some days I wanna quit, but me not quitin'
It's the reason why a Jersey n***a gets to show the world why he a threat
Spending God's gift, you're so surreal
Used to watch on streams and streams and income could've hold the bills
Never folk to you, powder makes no water, was my only heel
Back when labels used to call a cent, never closed the deal
Back against the wall, I gave my all, my days, I slowly healed
Adder all my fights to clear the voices, I don't wanna feel addiction in my blood
With this nothings in my stomach hill
See every drugs keep me numb to things I wanna kill
Giving up all love because I've hurt the ones I've ever real
Lookin at my ego so much shit I had them, I've been killed
I just put myself without them days that I felt overfilled
But here I am, sitting on the stream with David Godditch
I deserve it, oh fuck you nobody watching nigga
See this shit is tough
20 people saw our way to church, you're not paying
Boy y'all do this shit is be hating on Andy
You're not even anything, y'all be hating on everything
I could play the best song ever and y'all would just hate on it
Wait, you know pay did what I don't remember this
I feel it good bro, I'm chillin
I'm bringing up to see what I went along with
Somebody know me happy when I sundown
If you know how I feel, won't you call it up
Sometimes only happy when I talk to you
I wouldn't know you're hoping that you'd call up out
I thought I had it all, and I lost that
Do the thicket and I'll be there when you need me most
We'll be rollin' in the deeps of the tide, straight
We'll be ridin' in this bitch to be blowed, the engine
So old niggas view us guessing and tell me I'm treppin'
It's me and only me and I see this competition
I'm the type to tell you how I feel
I'm the type to tell you what you're wrong about
That money that you asked before I gave it to you
I threw the county and left it at your doorstep
Okay?
Yeah, short though
Wait, I kind of want to watch something back.
Is there even a video on this?
Okay, let's hold off on the weed a little bit, and let's just talk, guys.
Who was here during this stream, bro?
Where was this?
Where was this?
In Florida?
I'm not like he's one of the most talented people I've ever met in my life.
I find being able to freestyle so like so crazy and interesting and he literally just
sat here and freestyle for a fucking hour, bro.
Then you made the freestyle gay.
Remember he went on maxes?
He had a rap for literally 20 minutes straight.
Yo, crazy at his bro.
Ugh, ugh, ugh.
All right, my name is at Macy's.
Hello, my name is at Macy's.
CTV.
Ooooo ooooo ooooo ooooo ooooo ooooo
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shia, who do you guys think's gonna win the World Cup?
Be honest!
Ooooooo
Corvette ZR-X1?
ZR-1X?
Check this out!
This right here is the Corvette ZR-1X
and the fastest Corvette you could buy.
So the ZR-1X makes a 1250 horsepower,
which is thanks to a hand-built twin-turbo-return V8
that makes 1,064 horsepower, and an electric motor up front that makes 186 horsepower,
which means this can do 0 to 60 in just 1.6 seconds, which is faster than cars like a
Bugatti and a Konex.
But it also does the quarter mile in under 8.7 seconds, and everything was designed for
functionality like this aggressive front spoiler.
Wait, how much is this?
It extracts air from this massive heat exchanger.
Around back, you get this massive carbon fiber wing that extends really far back to give
you the most amount of downforce is possible.
And this one has carbon fiber wheels with the largest carbon steering brakes ever put
on a Corvette because if you want to go fast, you need to stop even faster.
And the inside is new with this updated gauge clutch display and center screen connector
phone too.
There's one wireless charger here, your drive-up selector, a second wireless charger, and these
four bucket seats.
But what's really cool is this new screen where you can swipe through different performance
How much are they chat?
You want one?
in price.
Wait, it's electric?
How?
It's hybrid, I don't like hybrid cars
Corvette
I'm gonna show you how to Corvette I want bro
I'm going to show you all the exact Corvette that I want.
a zero six how much is a zero six core that zero six price only 120 K
Wait, that's not even bad!
Bro, cat, 120k is not bad, what?
The ZR1X is better?
What the fuck?
Wait, what's the difference?
Oh, I don't like how low that is, though.
What's the cheapest Corvette?
What the fuck? What did I just do?
The cheapest Corvette is the Stingray, which starts at $70,000.
Okay, so I want a Corvette Stingray used, $40,000.
Not bad!
Not bad!
2015?
Woooo!
Woooo!
Come on now that's kind of nice
Wait, but what if I want like a like a classic Corvette
Like a classic, like a 1978 Corvette right here.
This is kind of hard, no?
This is kind of hard.
Find a split window?
Some Batman shit?
Wait, it's manual?
like this is tough 1976 Corvette 11,000.
You have to learn how to bro.
I've always wanted a cool classic car like this.
You guys don't think this is cool?
What's, okay, what's the coolest car to have
that's like an old style collectible kind of car, chat?
What would y'all say?
What would y'all say it is?
Like the coolest car that's like an old style car.
It's just kind of like, like that's just fucking cool to have.
A Shelby Cobra GT350.
What the fuck is, like, what am I, like, bro, what?
A 69 Camaro?
Really?
Mustang.
No, I'm not really fucking with these.
you
you
you
you
you
What on see like this is cool.
Oh my god, it's only 20 miles from me.
A 1982 Corvette?
This is cool.
I will keep a classic like this.
How do I check how many miles it has on it?
Can you even drive it though?
Wait, this is their website.
Do they have a bunch of just classics here?
Join.
Oh, my God.
Brother, are you really trying to get mobbed right now, dude?
Are you really trying to get mobbed right now, Jay?
Are you really trying to get mobbed?
Invite me.
How do I get in?
How do I get in on you?
Join and put the code, okay?
I'm ready, bro, I'm ready, bro, I'm ready, I'm ready, bro, I'm ready, bro, I just started
prediction started who wins the mug off.
I win the mog off wait, how do I get the code though? Oh that that that
Align your face
Nice let's go focus chat. I got a mug this kid
Brutally fucking maugd, you just got fucking brutalized.
It says, you just got fucking brutalized.
I made him leave the lobby.
I just made you leave the lobby.
I fucking maugd you.
Leave the lobby, son.
I just got a 10.
A perfect score.
That's a perfect score.
I
Just got a ten
My browser, that fucking son of a bitch!
It didn't mean to say mug, it said brutal mug.
Yo bro, I left, I left, I left, go again, go again.
Go again, go again, my browser crashed.
Words are your entire tab, my fucking...
No, no, new code, new code, new code, bro.
New code.
New code.
New code.
Oh my god, bro.
Shit.
I'm fucking tired.
10-0 is crazy.
Do I do it again, Sharon?
Do I do it again?
Alright, I'll put the code in, hold on.
Wait.
Is he joining or what?
Why are you having your shirt on?
You can take your shirt off all you want!
SHOW THEM BUSHES ON YOUR FUCKIN' PONDER!
SHOW THEM BUSHES ON YOUR PONDER!
I'M A LITTLE BETTER THAN YOU!
You're fuckin' an anaconda!
RUDELY MOVED!
You cheated, bro. You cheated.
You cheated!
No, you were not on the same look basis!
You are not from the planet!
Fuck you! That's a sweep! That's a sweep!
Fucking sweeped!
Now, let me go pee.
Let me go pee.
Wait.
I gotta go pee.
Ha.
I like to live with a child, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
I'm gonna kill myself.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
I'm literally unmarkable.
I'm literally un-fucking-mogable, bro.
I'm un-mogable.
Jason thinks you're going downstairs?
What do you mean?
Why is he red?
Fuck no, bro.
Fuck the number.
Oh, I'm a dumb girl, fuck the shit I'm a dumb.
What's your size?
Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
Why is he red?
I appreciate it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm a bitch, he's ass.
Wait, where did his alien filter go?
Sight is ass, this site is so fucking trash, bro.
The hell?
No more filters is real color holy leak. What did I leave?
What are y'all sending?
Ford Mustang in Sacramento, California
Are y'all are still sending cars
might as well get this. What the fuck is this? What is this?
That shit is it's a million dollars bro. I want to get a classic and I want to like put shit into it
or I'm trying to play a game I'm trying to play a game there's just no good games
Go play for play Lego Batman.
What is Lego Batman?
Want a game?
Yes, Jason.
Yes, I want to play a game.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, we could play suck we could play that one game sub sub Naughtica
Lego Batman
Wait, can you play Lego Batman on a PC though?
Why am I red
Why is Jason red what is going on my stream?
He's calling you on this call?
Let me get my headphones.
Hold on, I can't hear you.
Hello?
Yo, what game do you want to play?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
a puzzle game am i smart enough am i smart enough to be honest
all we like work together on it yeah yeah come on i'm down to play okay i'm down to play polo
two i bet i bet down on it right now we got a wi-fi now so
portal two wait they're saying gg no no no no bro we got this i'm down on it right now we
We got a Wi-Fi. Let's see how long that one is.
There was seven gigs. That should be a hard one.
We're gonna have to deal with the chat saying
fake, fake sped, fake dumb equals funny the whole entire night.
No, no, it's a good game. It's a good game. Come on.
Okay, I do my call.
We're not gonna give up. I promise you.
It can't be harder than that game where the face is all on you
and I beat that game easily.
No, no, no. We're good. Trust.
Okay.
Clouds?
How are there clouds?
Wait, you have clouds?
Damn, I have internet.
Oh, wait.
What about this game?
Gamble with your friends?
What?
Wait, I can't.
I can't download it at the same time.
There's a game about gambling?
What the fuck?
I can't download it at the same time.
What the fuck?
You bunch of worthless degenerates.
I gave you a nice place to stay.
A sweet ride to the place.
With everything you need to win.
You went too big when you should have went small.
41,000, son, are you taking the debt?
Are you downloading Portal 2?
Yeah, I'm playing.
I'm downloading Portal 2, but by chat saying we should play Gamble with friends.
Okay.
Jack, what broke?
Portal 2 is way more fun, isn't it?
I
Get the joy destroyed
Y'all just want me to gamble you guys
Generates you guys are addicted to gambling bro
Bro my fucking big listen for all the people that are addicted to gambling I will play pack draw later
Okay, there I will play patch up when we're done playing games
No chat, I'm uh, I'm on the iPhone
I'm on the iPhone while I download Portal 2 we're literally almost done
I guess I guess I guess my internet is a shit. I
Guess my wife my shit
If cabs are if cabs lose this game, they're done. There's no way they get swept in the Eastern Conference final
I mean this is just sad and embarrassing.
Do you even deserve to make it to get swept?
Are you fucking serious?
What's up?
Wait, am I apt?
Now he's happy hello hello my ass
Yeah, hello, can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah
All right, my game is downloaded I shouldn't be f-ing anymore
All right
Time one when you hear me one two three I can hear you five. I'm watching pull the bro
Oh, there's battery in the movie chat.
Hello?
Portal 2, Portal 2, Portal 2, Portal 2, OK.
OK.
All right.
Type 1 when you hear this.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
OK.
There we go.
All right.
Are you ready, Jason?
We are smart enough to be called.
Okay, here we go.
All right, are you ready, Jason?
We are smart enough to beat this game,
but I'm telling you, we are, we are.
Bracott, hey Drew, can you order me a smoothie?
No chance you can do this.
Why are you not screaming this game like it's some fucking hard ass game?
It's not hard? Okay, exactly.
is one of the best games ever so this is like a OG game. So how long will it take me and
Jason why is Jason deafened?
You have to use your brain. Yeah, but I'm at I know you guys think that bill is you're not in the chat
Guys, I think I think drew doesn't watch my stream anymore. I think that's why he's always so so I see yeah
Ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Are you on? Yeah, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on. Oh, this is about to be a fucking movie.
Everybody in there fucking popcorn, boys! Woo! They're saying that we could beat this game in probably an hour.
Oh yeah, for sure. Okay, so I don't know how long I got to invite you to my lobby. It's like, come on, let's get into this game.
Standard or challenge mode?
I'm searching for friends Jason the mean or itchy ball 69 I invited you
I got you, here we go.
Put Jason's cam on the screen, please, Rums, please.
It's 60, I like blue, same thing.
Here we go, boys.
Let's go!
You
Enrichment Center today you will be testing with a partner
Both of you have been equipped with a pink tool blue, please use your pink tool to select your favorite animal
I'm not your animal!
Fuck, I'm laughing!
I'm not a pig!
I'm not a pig!
I'm not a monkey! I'm not a monkey!
I'm not a pig, bro!
Oh, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey! Where's monkey?
Good, Orange. Please observe your partner's favorite animal. Good.
Orange, please use your paint tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table.
What are you choosing, Jay? Oh!
oh mine is uh mine is uh alumina okay blue please observe your partners
interesting choice
your paint tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you
would like them to place their portal wait Jason Jason bro bro bro your
Yeah
My gun bro
Let's go
Please just your device. Wait, I don't get it. I'm deep. I'm in I'm in I'm in I
See you I see you yeah, I see you through my portal. I see you
Where look turn left and wave turn left and wave
Where turn left and wave I can come to you right now. Can we come to you? Yeah?
Where are you though? Oh, I
I
See
Where are you man
Go through the portal go through the portal bro
What let's see let's see let's see you gotta use your other portal and go upwards
No, no, you fucking idiot right there, bro, right there.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Press.
I'm on the red button.
Nice.
Alright, I'm on the red button.
Nice.
Marks, check this out.
I'm on the red button.
Alright, alright, alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Your pain tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
Oh, Jake!
Yeah. What do I do?
You gotta...
Oh, look.
Look look look
Wait I wanna go over here
I wanna come over here
No no no look look go go go to the portal
Hey yeah
Oh shit
Oh shit
After me
Okay
Put it on the red block, put it on the red block, put it on the red block, yeah, right there.
How do I grab? How do I grab?
Put it right there, put it right there.
How do I grab it? Oh, do I push?
Put it right there, put it right there.
No shit, man.
Oh, here we go.
Shed and JD fucked the whole thing up.
Did you know humans frown on white variances?
Why are you talking about my child?
Just say their white variances above or below the normal.
Well, I'm not a lie. Yo, we're gonna speed one through this fucking game. There's no way this is how hard the game is
This shit's fucking easy
Wait, wait left
Wait, wait, I can make I can make the block turn black I think
How do I throw?
No, you gotta go through this window. You gotta go through this window.
Oh!
And now I'm gonna throw back.
Bro, this isn't even for 12 year olds, bro.
Yeah, there's no way you guys say this game is hard.
I had a 90 IQ in high school for a reason.
I got you.
Already.
You gotta shoot it here. You gotta shoot it here.
Oh, wait. I maybe I can do it for you. Wait. I can go for you.
Wait. Make the portal go ahead.
Go through there, wait, and then come out of here.
BANG!
Finally, I had almost given up hope of ever testing again.
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
Let's fucking go.
There you go, there you go.
Stop it.
The meeting this course was not the reason to behave like that.
W.I.5!
What the fuck? What the fuck?
We're together
That work is
Not a game really that bad man
But his game dead ass looks like it was from the fucking 19-4 back during World War II.
Okay, now be a...
There must be something wrong with the re-assembly machine.
Well, let's do some tests and see what happens.
Nice!
I
Just
Wait
Yeah, what is this one one or two one or two one or two which one?
One, one, six, one, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Now, you can't put two in a part.
Wait, Chad, why did you have this game come out?
To reiterate, this is not a competition.
Stand if at work, blue would be winning.
Oh! They said I'd be winning, Jay. They said I'd be doing shit.
So, fuck it, pick up a little buddy. That's what they said.
Fuck up, man.
Science collaboration points.
Whoa! Laser, I just...
Come back, come back, come back.
wait fuck but I'm confused wait okay look that makes the fucking elevator go up
you see that like see yeah yeah what about the one on the left okay so that
means we got a cat we got a cat across to the elevator hold on you try something
No, no, no.
You can't jump.
You can't jump.
You can't jump.
This is, we skipped a little five?
What?
No, we didn't.
Oh, man.
He likes it, he likes it, look, look.
Wait, wait, wait, no, Jason, direct the laser to this side.
Oh, wait, I know, I know what to do.
All right.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Ow!
Jump over it jump over it
Okay
No, wait, wait, okay, look and then I'm gonna do that, but
It's gonna throw you guys it's up to the boy. Oh, just a little bottle. Tell me the bottle back fuck
Okay
Okay, I now send this one up. They said this one up. Yeah, yeah, I got you. I got you now
There we go, bro
Easy and now you go over and you get now you gotta help me you gotta help me
All right, Jason you gotta go through
through through that portal that blue portal that blue portal over there that
before you got to run to you got to run through it oh my god what Jesus oh my god
no I said this game was hard wait this shit is easy
I
Know this it is literally made for 12 year old
Yo
Bro just jump in it. Yo, look, I'm gonna put it right there on the wall jump off the right side and jump into it
Hey!
That's not your specified.
Teamwork is a concept in which two or more people can be easily...
No way y'all set this game with harm!
Yo Jack, if y'all think the game is boring, don't watch!
No, it's that simple!
There's ten other streamers doing shit, man.
If y'all don't like gaming, then just leave. The stream is very easy.
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the world.
This next justice so outside the box, I can't.
I mean, long tape into what you were looking for.
You will know what you might need.
It gets a lot harder.
No one is around.
Not for us, man.
Over here, over here, Lacey.
Yo, Sonny!
Help!
Lacey, where you at?
You fucking closed me off, bro!
I did it.
I did it.
Hold for countdown.
I'm holding.
All right, three, two, one, go.
Three, two, one, put it in.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
3 2 1 put it down. Oh look look look there's two levers on each side. Look so 3 2 1 matter
What
2 at the same time over here
So 3 2 1 matter
Oh
I
What you got a three two one three two one
Now go wait wait don't go through it though. Don't go through it. I know I know how three two one
I did it already I did it already
oh and a disc this is what we needed okay so you put the disc probably in the
I'm a disc straight.
If I hit this.
Congratulations.
I'm a fucking genius.
What do you mean, test?
Oh wow, I forgot.
When you go outside the testing, you're fucked, this bitch!
Your tree view is violently disresigning.
Hold on, Jason, I gotta order food.
I'm not answering. I think I'll sleep for some shit.
Mockery, you don't feel pain.
Enemy rigged.
I'm going to get some toilet paper.
I'm going to get some toilet paper.
I died you just killed me
Chipotle
Agent IQ I literally am carrying this back. I'm literally carrying you like you are not caring
The first you don't succeed print and try another course
Well, I don't like real attitude that she has with us, bro
She actually I won't fuck her up
Jason hold on I'm ordering food
I'm thirsty.
I'm hungry, I mean.
I'm thirsty.
She's a fucking tanker?
Doing one? I'm not doing one, bro.
You know what, I realized Bible's easiest book is
these six that you can easily read.
Wait, this is level six?
We skipped a five, bro.
Bro, I'll be honest.
That shit is way too easy.
We should actually skip levels,
because this game is actually too easy for us.
We should actually skip levels,
Does this game have action to it first?
Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna trade the seven. I mean six
We already did this wait what?
What do you mean did six so we what do we do?
Okay, go stage two over here. Let's see no way we see the game
But we are moving through this shit right now
Yeah. Okay. Level 8. Stage two white alert. Let's go. Wait, y'all get out of here.
It was going to be hard.
They're saying GG's and they have no idea.
Why GG's? Do they think they were dumb?
What the fuck just happened?
What the fuck? Wait.
Oh
Shit, okay, so I'm assuming we need to grab this ball
Lacey
I had to get my chap out of the way, this is...
Okay, this is...
You gotta figure this out, okay?
So listen, there's a square over there we need to grab, okay?
Okay?
So I just went on the other side, now what?
Now...
We go down...
Uh...
Wait...
I'm not gonna get him.
Ah!
It weighs so much.
So every time we have a problem, you have to find the solution first, okay?
Yeah.
Really.
Really, really, really well.
I'm gonna catch you. I'm gonna catch you. I'm gonna catch you. I'm gonna catch you.
I can't catch you.
Yes, you can't. Yes, you can't. Yes, you can't. Yes, you can't. Yes, you can't.
I can't.
Oh
No, I know I know watch watch what's this?
Press the play you see the use the momentum of the force
I got it.
What is it?
Is that what you do?
What?
Wait, I think you have to press it at the exact right time.
Yeah, yes or no boy wait I have an idea what oh
Yeah, oh my god Lacey Lacey Lacey
I'm learning I'm learning I'm learning
Okay, listen to me
Listen, you're actually not, you're not built like this.
Yes I am.
So when you fall, you use the momentum and go through the photo.
So watch what I do right now.
So I'm going to fall through the photo and try to hit the red button.
Right now, maybe, overshotting, overshotting.
Okay, I keep overshooting it.
It doesn't seem like based on the geography and the physics of us falling through, I feel
Wait a minute, wait a minute, no, no, no, I think we're, I think we're going on so wrong, Jack.
I think we just place a portal at the bottom of the tube and the square and the tube will fall through with the momentum of it.
Um, bro, no.
Wait, idea. Maybe put the portal on the bottom because number two is too high, it oversize.
So what if I use the momentum to fall through a geometry full presses the red button Wow, what just happened?
Oh
My god, oh my god, wait wait that's up in the air
So you know you know that means right you know that means that means when it shoots up in the air next time
We have to have another portal that shoots us above it and someone has to catch it in the air facts
No, okay
Okay, so I'm gonna press a button
How do I get up that high?
Listen, listen, let's see let's see left. So you have your blue for over there now use our other quarter to go to
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Right click. Yeah, so now so now when I press the red button
No, not yet. You fucking it this time and I grab everything. Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god.
Come back here, bro.
Okay, okay.
So now you want to use the momentum, but wait until I...
You have to tell me when, though.
You gotta tell me when to tie me.
You gotta tell me when to tie me.
Now!
No, no, no.
I'm jumping through.
I'm pressing right by it.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
You have the time of your self.
You have the time of your self.
It's flying up.
No!
Oh my god, I'm so close.
I'm so close.
I'm so close.
A little earlier, Jai, a little earlier.
A little earlier.
Until you get this, you win this, you win this, you win this, you get this, you get this,
you get this.
Okay.
Okay.
Cool.
Bro, there's a countdown.
Alright.
No, he did it.
He did it.
Fucking idiot, I got this.
Oh, no.
Jesus.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Alright, I gotta get the perfect length for the perfect portal.
I think I'm going to press the red button, press the red button, press the red button.
But you can see them, you can see the square, no, no, no, no.
All right, I go later or earlier shot later
Listen listen I'm pressing I'm pressing I'm pressing
Okay, okay, okay
Now
NOOOOOOX
Let me do everything for you guys
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it
I got it, I got it, I got it
I got it, I got it
Please support it, please support it, please support it, please support it
I got it, I got it, I got it
Okay
Alright, I got it, alright
Now, now
Okay, you wanna leave today?
Yeah, there you go
What's that dude?
Oh my god, this is awesome
Okay, so, oh, look, look, okay, let's see,
I'm about to go flying through the fan, okay?
Don't let go of the square on the laser, okay?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Tell me when you're flying through,
tell me when you're flying through.
I'm flying, I'm flying, I'm flying, I'm flying.
Where are you flying?
Where, where are you going?
Bucky, bitch, Bucky.
Wait, what are you doing?
I'm sorry, I hate you, bro.
I hate you.
I hate you.
What?
I'm confused.
That's it there, pretty girl.
Wait, where are you?
I'm gonna figure this shit out right now.
What do I do here?
Fan's sucked down.
Wait, do I just fucking sit here like a pretty boy bro?
that! No no no no no no no wait wait! Make sure you're out Leigh, Leigh, I got you.
Hey Leigh, see my father wants to be a popular streamer. He barely gets any views, but you'll
be able to help me out and make him happy. Tell him to get a job!
See that's just not nice, bro.
Wait y'all.
Okay, hold on. Okay. I know what to do. I know what to do. I know what to do.
At least I have to kill myself, bro. What do you mean?
My brain is working a match right now. No, let me go in here. I'll kill you.
I'll kill you. I'll kill you, but let me go in here.
Dog. Alright, back. Yeah, get in there. Go ahead, bro.
Wait, what portal do I go to?
I can't try to get out of there.
Hey, you've never placed a portal.
No, don't you?
Bro, how do I get there?
This one?
Yo, you're lazy to pee, dude.
No, no, how to do it.
I, like, don't go.
Jump to here.
No, you have to stop the wind tunnel dumbass!
You don't know what you're doing son! You don't know how to play this game!
You didn't even tell me that you're jumping through!
All right, now I'm gonna now I'm gonna help you come over here. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
Wait, no, no shoot the poor behind me. Shoot the poor behind me. Nice. Don't walk walk in
On the one
No, you're a fucking idiot
Stop the wind bro, stop the wind!
Wait, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea!
Listen, listen, I'm going to stop the wind, tell me when you're jumping through it, I'm
going to go jump through two, okay?
Three.
That's not how it works.
Trust me.
Place the portals and go.
Jay, place the portals and go.
Jay, trust me, trust me, it's going to work.
Trust me.
Tell me when you're going.
Tell me when you're going.
Well, we can try it!
Alright, did you go through? Did you go through? Alright, ready?
Three, two, one.
I'm gonna go here. Now I'm gonna go...
Two, three.
Alright, alright, let's go.
Oh
Chet there's gotta be a leg and get there, bro. I don't see a damn stream
I pressed the fucking thing
Now look
What bro what wait wait
Get another block
Get another block! Get another block!
Oh my god! Get another block bro!
We get another block and we stack them on top of each other.
Oh! Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, put your portal down. Use your portal again.
Get in block, get in block, block, block, block, get in block, get in block, wait, there
There isn't anything.
Bro, no.
It's only one block.
It's only one block.
Oh, fuck!
Fuck!
What if we just aim a little bit on the other one?
I
Do we do
The word inside has two switches. Yeah, no shit
All right, Jason. I'm gonna take a brother. I'm not a lie. I got to say
I'm going ready
I'm taking I'm taking charge yet. I mean, bro. It's whatever has happened. I asked happening. I'll do it
Who's the quarter to the right the laser like we're
there's a fan shutdown button here I just got to find a way to click it so you can come
Two
My god, Jason have an idea Jason have an idea Jason have a crazy idea
I need you to aim the laser at that wait wait wait
I know how to do this, I know how to do this, I know how to do this, I know how to do this, I know how to do this.
Stop the fan! Stop the fan, stop the fan, stop the fan, stop the fan!
Stop me.
Can you aim the laser at that wall or no?
Oh wow
Behind! Behind. At that portal! At my portal, or no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, no, no. Make it a little lower. Make it a little lower to the left, to the left.
Like that?
Like that?
Yeah, yeah, there you go, yeah.
You can aim it there, or does it need to be even lower?
Nah, I can't.
Nah, I've got nothing.
Okay.
Now wait.
Now wait.
No, no, no, it didn't work out.
What do you mean it didn't work?
No, no, no.
No, when you go through the blue wall, your photo disappears.
Huh?
Oh
Fucking ants
Okay
Wait stop the fan stop the fan stop the fan stop the fan stop the fan stop the fan stop the fan
Stop the fan
I don't even know what the fuck you do
There's got to be somewhere I can bring this I can send this
Stop wait wait wait
Am I dumb?
Alright Jason, basically I think we have to send the laser through this portal which will
then click this fan shutdown button, okay?
But I don't know how to get the laser through the portal.
Wait, wait, Lacey.
I'm right here, bro.
I'm literally right here.
I swear to you, I'm right here.
Literally right here, I swear to you, I'm not here.
But I need you to stop the fan.
I don't know, Lazy, just fuck up, bro.
All right, wait, wait, it's up to you now, bro.
Apparently it's up to you now.
Yeah, but I need you to stop the fan, son!
No, no, no.
Look at where the laser's going now, bro.
Go back into the fucking base.
Maybe maybe
Now Jason
Holy shit, we did it!
Nice, now we gotta do this again, this part again, this part again.
Ready, three, two, one.
Holy fucking shit.
Alright, bro, I can't lie, it's getting harder, man.
But how long did that take us?
Not even 10 minutes?
Yeah, we did that easy fucking piece of shit.
Insert this.
That is not taking 30 minutes.
No way that was 30 minutes.
Well I do need you to be in the room so I can see the way.
I want to be clear.
You gotta answer the dead.
I'm not so likely for you to look at them.
Done.
I guess.
I suppose.
Wait, how did I just die?
No more chat health?
That's where you're done?
Oh, chat and I'm the hell, what?
What? You used Jack's word up and who the fuck was that?
Look who's back. Were you scared to continue those tests?
You think these clankers are bad as hell or not?
I guess you guys in the chat are smarter than us.
Wait, how much to go past eight?
I
Wait, did we beat the game
Stage three
Stage three
Where's three
Hey, let's you better find stage three I see stage four, but I don't see stage three
See stage three stage four is down there. Oh, I see stage three, bro. It's up. It's up. How do we get up there?
Bro, why do they have to make this parkour to the fucking area man
It isn't even a test my bread
You know when you take a test, and after you take a test, you're like physically exhausted.
Yeah, my brain actually knows.
Yeah.
Wait, there's a saying that you can't go to stage three.
This is locked. No, it's locked.
It is locked.
You gotta do stage two.
What is that emo, the yellow dude that his eye pops out?
What is that?
We didn't finish stage 2. Yes we did.
So do we do number 1 of course too?
What is that?
Oh okay, Lacey come on.
Lacey over here.
Okay, wait, why are we doing level one?
Apparently we have to do it.
Bro, we just speed level eight.
We don't need to do level one, we just beat the hardest level.
Oh my god, whoa.
Brother, if we go from level eight to level one, we're going to fuck, this is going to be like a fucking walk in the park.
Alright, speed one this shit, hurry.
I'm walking, please walk.
Anybody else is gonna hand with them?
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
To do that, it should be used for more than 5 minutes of them walking.
Followed by me phrasing them for another 10 minutes.
Oh, it's the easiest file.
Since you are thankfully not humans,
I have changed the test to make them far more challenging.
Now, now follow, follow, follow, follow, follow,
follow, follow, follow, follow, follow.
Oh, yeah, nice.
You so better, you so better.
Genius, bro.
OK, now how did you do this in for me?
Hold on.
You do this in for me?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
OK.
OK.
And then move.
Dang.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah
Fuck yeah, it's just too easy for us
Okay
Okay
I
Okay, ah
Okay, bro. Stop putting sun
All right, so listen listen listen you have to somehow get I get the
All right, let's see go through my border right here into my portal
And then and then go through so jump down and go through it again
I
Don't press the red button
All right, like you know, let me help me get up there
Yeah
No, no, no, we're the photo right here, bro
Now do it again
There you go
great fucking question oh I know how I know how here wait not yet not yet oh yeah I think
I did it but don't jump down here now help me get back up again okay okay all right there you go
there you go there you go there you go up and up and yeah okay come come okay all right all right
and then now now I'm gonna jump through nice we literally can't walk into this
whole shit and then we use that ball at the bottom to get onto that that little
thing right there you did an excellent job placing the ashes to keep you
You're gonna come back
We wonder what
You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edge in a safety cube
What do you think I combined IQ is
Oh, that's pretty valid.
Pick up.
Electrocuted, Shaw, drowned, crushed, burned and go.
Oh, sorry.
I was just thinking of all the ways humans can die.
You can't stop them.
What is this fucking bitch's annoying?
We're sorry to kill you, sir.
What's up with you, sir?
I'm not getting raised by her, but she's talking about killing me non-stop wait
This is a wall into the wall
Wait, uh, maybe like this?
Wait, I'm coming up here, bro.
Other percentage of maybe?
I'll get it, I'll get it.
Am I dumb?
But I got on guy. Let's have a fortnight, bro
This is kill him I'm running all right go through jump in jump in where
Jump where
Cuz they do jump through that it goes like a dissapointed. Oh, yeah, don't move Lacey
Oh, wait, wait, wait, Lacey go back go back under
Gonna go back in
Oh
My god, yes
That's right. That's right. That's actually it. That's actually it. Yes, it is. Yes, the red button before I go. Ready? Ready? Here I go.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I don't know if I'm looking all right.
Holy shit, let's go.
And then you, and then you do something. Now you help me.
me yeah so you do the same thing I did to you
What is they think?
Weeeeee!
Weeeeee!
Nice!
Holy s***!
Fucking geniuses!
Oh my god.
That's a weak ass game.
Wait, Drew, can you-
Nothing happened.
Can you?
Wait, Drew, can you-
Like nothing happened.
Can...
Can you break me into five?
Can you break me into three?
What's that?
Chat did that. Chat did not do that.
What are you doing?
I got you fully in a smoothie.
The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities.
Shut your bitch's ass up!
...and all the ways you feel and learn...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
It's not in a fucking therapy session, you tin-skinned oil-sipper!
Don't tap the time. Just look at how much better you are than you've been in the world, man.
You are very good at being an example.
Yo, yo, she is getting on my nerves, though.
Okay, listen, Casey, analyze the rule.
When the button is pressed down here, all these floors advance upwards.
Okay? So we go through here. Oh look, Lacey, look. Another thing where we need to use momentum. Okay?
So I'm going to try and think of what we need to use this momentum for,
because we obviously need to get on the other side here. Oh, oh, Lacey, Lacey. Go momentum again.
Okay, go, go momentum, momentum again.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Nice.
Boom, ball gets dropped.
Boom, bring the ball over.
Yeah.
No, no, no, the ball, I don't think the ball goes here.
It goes up. It goes up. It goes up. It goes up.
It goes up. Whoa!
Oh my god. Wait, Che, what the fuck happens to the ball?
The body's integrated. Why?
Maybe the blue wall?
Alright, go again, go again, go again.
It can't go through a four steel?
wha- doesn't allow anything, okay.
oh my god, it's a fucking bouncy ball.
okay
wait, wait, wait, wait
wait, I've got a idea, I've got a idea!
oh, the ball is gone.
oh, wait, what?
okay, okay.
I thought you'd be faster at this, but I can appreciate the desire to stop and smell the testing.
Better than scent you smell, that's the stench we might under-dissipate you.
Oh, what are you doing?!
What?
Oh my god, bro, I called him three times and I catch him!
I didn't even get my food!
Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration test?
I lied. There are 5,000 other two subject teams.
In direct conversation.
This is why you need an assistant in the cameraman?
Yeah, but every time I talk about getting an assistant, Drew gets mad.
Why'd you get mad, huh?
Because he says that what am I gonna do?
Okay, so we need to get another ball. We need to get another ball. Okay, there's another
infinite portal. And I'm guessing you have to get up there. Okay, okay, go infinite
I
Okay, I pressed it I think
No, no, we gotta press it we gotta both be on each side
I don't get this you're supposed to oh my god I know what I have to do I have to press
it look down place a portal there and then it takes me up
Okay, okay, okay, okay, send me on it. Send me on it. Okay
Okay, ready ready ready
Lucid though
No dumbass no dumbass. Let me do it. Why are you placing a fucking portal? Let me do everything
When you go through the bullshit it resets everything back fuck what do you mean?
I do it. I do it. Just fucking just just just go just go to the portal
How am I done
There we fucking go again juggling test in three holy balls one
see come on bro stay still you fucking moron bro this is way too easy
cabs are going to the finals no they're cabs are going to the finals
I guess so
wait what do I do with this extra mall
Uh, you go through the fucking matter daddy and sit in the portal and you take an advance?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I was on the very, very board.
Nick, sweat that you.
Could you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
I was confident you could binge.
Do you know where I was?
I was outside watching some dear frolic.
No, is this just me or should we play a different game?
This just deadass too easy.
I'm down to play, I'm down.
We should get Yana and play game with friends.
I'm down.
Not a bad shout, right, chat?
What do you call Yana?
First time Yana.
Starting the FaceTime call to Yana.
It gets her bird, it gets her to play through this book.
Do you guys see Jumper anyways?
Uh, this shit is fucking like wood.
Like, she just doesn't know. She gets out of the block, you know?
Like, oh my gosh, she just never answers the phone.
Oh, hey, Yana!
Hey, what are you doing?
Do you want to play a game with me and Jason?
Okay, what's the game? It's called gamble with friends
W fuck a portal to where we play an hour of this is
Yeah, what's up lot
Yeah, you know, it's actually it's not gambling it's it's uh
the plot the plot it's so easy bro I'm being honest with you you and your
friends share one bank account and a massive debt you have to go gamble buy
sketchy items and make terrible decisions to climb a tower to hit your
daily quota
Well that sounds like fun.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Okay.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna do it.
You know what I'm gonna do it?
Look at this dress.
This is more like it.
So I was looking at dresses.
But yeah, let's do it.
Okay, download the game.
No, don't tell me like you.
You gamble with friends?
Well, yeah, yeah.
How the fuck are we gonna play the game if you don't want to download it?
Who are we talking to, man?
That's true.
What is this game about online casino called where you
Wait, you know you don't have steam
If you don't walk to it's okay
I do, what's it called?
Is it dead-ass?
It's called, People With Your Friends.
Alright chat, I'm downloading, let's see if I go to Bobbi's.
Someone in the chat just said, hey Lacey, I'm from Yana's chat, she doesn't want to,
she's just saying yes and being a pity friend.
You heard that, I said I wanted to.
Wait, what else?
How about you lost that freaking tattoo?
You're talking to this pumpkin, so what the hell?
I was throwing it in the bus like that.
So you said that
What the fuck
Yeah, we're gonna ask all this downloads for a sec my download of the two seconds
Someone said hey Lacey also let me out a shot. You're such a good looking and the answer person
I don't drink alcohol, I don't drink alcohol, of course, yeah.
I'm not drunk.
Can I say nothing?
I'm not drunk.
Have you ever seen a drink out of all?
No.
I just want some time.
When?
Hmm.
Oh.
Ha ha.
I don't know.
Is that Lacey's drunk?
I'm not drunk.
Chow, why are you lying?
Why are you lying?
I'm going to add you a Discord call.
Okay, can you name my Discord?
I think I have you added, no?
No.
YanaJay has blocked you.
What is it?
Dogcat447.
Dogcat447.
Yeah.
Um, oh I gotta log in oh my god, it's making me do a capnick, uh
Put the food to the plate
No
Chat I'm not
There's nothing wrong with me. They are just they're just lying
No, bro, we are in a fucking game or what?
And you
Add me back on discord Lisa your hair is looking so good you're new
These are your haircuts looking so good your skin tone is so complex your eyes are amazing and your nose is nice and petite
What's the latest one, Tom?
Um, a Lacey?
Lacey?
Lacey, what?
Well, I hate my mods.
Lacey, what?
Stop. It's just Lacey, 1524. Stop banning people.
Yeah, people are saying that your chat is being weird. What's happening? I can't see.
They just, my mods.
Hey, Yona, I just came from Lacey's chat.
He just muted it and said,
Lacey was forced to call him a whore.
What?
That's a lie.
You wanna know what happened, Yona?
Why?
I was talking to Jason,
and Jason was like, let's play a different game.
And I said, let's ask Yona
if she wants to play gamble with your friends.
I did not get forced. I opened me and lighted you
Okay
Hello hello undefined guys tell everybody to undefined
Yana Jason undefined why are you all telling me I hate the shot
I
Got this chicken is spicy
Yeah, yeah, what's going on, bro? Can we do this with three or do we need a fourth person? I
Don't know. I never played to shit, but we might need for bro
three is fine apparently three is fine
you the process Davis bro maybe motherfucking chat Danish
Lacey Aljoin. Your blades mad. Who the fuck?
Is Yana joining?
What's this little dude talking about freaky, man?
She didn't like, she checked me.
She doesn't know how to unmute, she's not even in the call.
She doesn't know what to do.
On the mat?
Two.
Hold on just a second.
Hello?
Oh?
Yana.
Hey.
Hello?
Hey, you have to join the loop chat.
Oh.
Be right back.
I can.
Wait, she just left.
She left both.
What is she doing?
Hello?
Hello.
There she is.
I didn't know how to work it
How you don't know how to use a PC?
Because I'm new I'm new to this
How's everybody
Great doing great
Gotta play this game. I have a little bit of fun. Not about shadow. Oh, yeah, how's everybody's day?
it was good. How was it? It's been a long day. It's just
wireless. I was out of Baylatch. I was out of Baylatch. How was your day? It was
I was very good. You know, my little my sister got us gifts. It's pretty fun. I'm going to
be honest. Very day. I don't like it. Yeah, it's fun. It's fun.
Okay guys, I'm ready to play this game on.
Come on.
I'm on again, let's go.
Wait guys, this is my first time being on this game.
Stop spamming that.
Oh my god.
Stop!
Yeah, no, but I'm actually really good at games.
Hopefully it's not your last time.
Okay, invite me to the game, dammit.
Come on, get it up, I'm ready.
How do, are you feeling lucky?
Start the game! Start the game!
Hold on! Go and fuck!
No!
Wait, you hosted or was hosted?
Are you fucking kidding me?
What? What what?
I got a game that will open the game?
Hey, bro.
Holy shit.
I'm going to end the fucking channel.
Please.
I
Can't game
Yeah, what's your steam?
Oh
No, no, no, scene cold.
If you go to, you go to your steam.
Oh my God, I can't win!
Surely I hit him.
Surely I hit, surely I hit, surely I hit.
Surely I hit.
Yes!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Hold on, we joining?
Wait, this is an online game?
Bro, let me look right here, ask me to share the screen and nothing on here!
Wait, Yana, do you know how to get Adam on Steam?
I got her, I got her.
Yeah.
Alright, I'm gonna invite y'all, ready?
Yeah, we're ready, we're ready.
You like the game?
Wait, Yana, you added me back or no?
No, I did, I accepted.
Why did Steve make my name Bill Laking-Ella?
Okay, I'm out of here.
Wait, should we use Game Chat?
One day!
One bit for three.
Wait.
One bit for three!
Wait, they're saying we should use Game Chat, Jason.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, you're gonna do that.
Let me for three.
You know.
Wait, guys.
Let me for three.
Wait, guys.
What, what, what?
What?
Wait.
Yo.
Guys.
What?
I'm on my waiting floor.
No, guys, my screen.
What happened?
I can't move.
What do you mean?
Like, my game is on my main monitor.
How do I get it off there?
Why don't I move it to the other one?
Please help me, I can't see! Please!
How do I do it?
And then I'll actually play. Okay, but please help me.
You gotta go to OBS and then change your primary monitor.
Bro, my hands are so chilly.
Oh my god, bro!
Fuck!
Guys, help! I'm stuck!
What? What do you need help?
I'm stuck on the main screen!
Wake up!
Oh!
Isn't it at f11?
Jason, can you hear me in game?
Oh, fuck.
Jason, can you hear me in game or not?
Can you hear me in game or not?
No.
Jason, no?
Okay, hold on.
Wait, wait.
I can't see my chat either.
I'm stuck.
Come on.
It's it's shit at 11, isn't it?
Jack, can you guys help her?
No.
Wait, it's all that floor.
It's what?
It's all that floor.
All that floor?
Yeah.
Jason, can you hear me now?
I didn't hear it.
That was a fail.
Jason, hello, hello Jason.
Yo, what, what, what?
Help me! Help me outside!
No, no, no.
What?
It's all, Yana, it's Alt F4.
Alt F4.
Um...
At the same time, at the same time you press Alt and F4 at the same time.
Like all at once.
Yes.
Nope, that didn't work.
What are you, are you doing it wrong?
No, I did not.
Wait, what are you trying to figure out?
Well, I'm just F11, no it's not.
No, no, no, no.
What are you trying to figure out yet?
I'm trying to get this on my main screen, I can't see nothing.
What do you mean on your main screen? Isn't that good?
Oh, Yalla, do you have the F4 key?
It's at the top.
I don't have that one.
Oh, really?
Yalla, Yalla.
I was literally clicking F4.
No, it's an F4 button, not F and 4.
Don't shoot click!
Bro!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Your keyboard does have F keys.
I guess it does.
Show me your keyboard, yeah.
Oh, F4.
Bro, is somebody gonna help me or what?
You gotta show me your F keys!
It's right here.
You don't have you don't have a piece you don't have you don't have a piece
they're right here no you don't have a
piece
those are not a piece
it says F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 click FN put FN you don't have them put FN FN all four
No, but you have to hold all of it together.
Oh, bro, let's do the same thing.
How do we bro just how do I pick it up and move it to the other screen?
Okay, so you need to so it's on the wrong screen right?
Yeah, and it's stuck.
you're gonna, you need to go to your settings and you see the search mark
the bottom of your computer? Yeah. Type in m a t t e r d a d d y
I hate you.
Bro, how we doing?
Yo, Yana, what the heck do you need help with?
Oh my God, Yana, what the fuck are you talking about?
I'm trying to move from screen one to screen two.
Yana, Yana, Yana, Yana, Yana, Yana.
Screechers green I can't even do that
Screechers on discord on discord
Hold on discord go on discord and then you see the little TV that says seriously
Y'all chat how did I do it when I was playing the game with Mari remember who stuck on the screen?
Shit windows key arrow key Jake show me how
What is it?
Shift, Windows key, arrow key.
Which arrow key?
The one that is left or right.
Shift?
Wait, no. Control, Shift.
FN!
Well, Shift, Windows key. Where did you get fucking control?
I don't know what to do. I don't even know what you need help with.
You know what?
Shift Windows and then arrow key towards the monitor you want it to go on
Okay, so click the monitor I wanted to go on and then click what?
Shift
Windows and arrow can
Yes, but to click the arrow key pointing at the moment.
I did it! I did it! I did it!
I did it. Oh my God.
God bless.
I did it, yo. I broke it.
God bless.
We did it. We did it.
We did it. We did it. Wow, we did it.
Okay, I'm ready to play.
Now you have to send up your in-game chat.
What's that?
Yo, Jason, why are you always yellow?
Why are you always fast?
What was it? Shift, Windows key, arrow key? Wait, what's this?
What do you mean?
What's this? Wait, do it again! I missed it!
Wait, what?
Wait, send what you just sent again.
Shift tab, shift tab, shift tab, it'll open and then...
Not nice, it's not nice.
Shift tab? I don't have the tab button, sorry.
Wait, what do you mean?
What?
I don't have that button.
You don't have a tab button?
of the time I'm in you just send it again
the keyboard doesn't tell
no you know it's you know it's an advanced one okay there we go
okay I just clicked play game okay I just clicked it I just clicked it
I just clicked it
nice nice nice nice
do you see me?
no no no you're joining me
you are not adding any rocks
do you see me?
No, no, no.
I'm flipping a coin.
No, no, no, join, join, join.
Just keep clicking, just keep clicking,
just keep all the cussings.
Why do you sound annoying?
I'm not, I'm not annoying.
Yo, what are you all saying?
Wait, I'm so scared.
That's why I don't know it.
You're gonna have to send me another invite.
Not to burst your bubble or nothing.
No, I'm not annoying.
I just said you, I just said you.
Okay, now it's about to be invited.
I invited, I invited.
Wait, it says play, it says, what's DX12?
It says, yeah, one more DX12, yeah, that one.
Okay, okay, okay.
Can we get FaceCamp on stream?
Well, Rum said he was going to a baseball game at 2.30,
and it is currently 11.30, so he decided to take the day off,
so he's not getting paid for today.
I
Okay, I hate to burst for a bubble, but you're gonna have to send it one more time
I'm so sorry
It's an unavailable
Instead unavailable
Okay, no, but really I'm really bad-ass
I'm good. I'm good. No, you're right. Yeah, yeah, I tell you I should have got
Yes, yeah, keep looking yes
Okay, this quick picks up watch this. I'll be I'll be in the lobby guys. I'm ready to game. Let's go. Let's go yet. Let's go
Are you in Yana? I'm flipping a coin
Oh
You won
Okay, now we have to
No, you got a shift tab and then in play
how do you know how do you know how do you know how to tap on why are you losing
like why do you have like 40 percent of your keyboard got it
y'all like the tab ones and left of the cue one
left of which one left of cue
oh shit tab at the same time okay
now do you see an invite from jason yeah i think i did it
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh my God.
Ray, you're in!
Yes!
You're in, Ray!
Oh my God, we got you on that.
Let's go.
OK, now you gotta set up your in-game mic.
My in-game mic?
Never mind.
It is good.
It is good.
It is good.
I'm definitely in game.
Definitely in discord.
Definitely in discord.
Definitely in discord.
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Can I mute my discord?
Can you hear me?
Yes or no?
Hello?
Yeah, I can hear you, Yana.
You're on mute my discord.
Yes, I mean you can, I just deafened though,
it doesn't matter.
Hello?
Yalla?
Can you guys hear me?
Matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter.
Matter, can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you, can you hear me?
Yes, Yana.
Wait, how did she turn her mic off in the game?
Okay, hello?
Yes, we can hear you.
Yes, yes, yes, let's go
Let's play how we play
keyboard
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
All right, all right, all right.
Let's go, let's rock, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's Tralala.
It's Tralala.
Wait, where's GGG?
Nah, it's not Tralala.
This is fucking...
This is a shark.
It's Tralala.
How do I do this?
What is the who?
It says recoil challenge ticket number one.
Call me!
Wait, we have to go get our challenge ticket.
Call me!
Oh, let's go to the car. Over here.
Hello? Who is that?
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm scared of fences and the dark.
That was really nice.
Oh, a book, I love to read.
Confidence
Wait, how do we do this? You don't have enough for tickets
Wait, yeah, how do we get tickets lazy?
What's this
Let's go we gotta go oh no
We're good boys and girl, let's win
Oh my god, in my items, we're tickling his eyebrows, he's got a really nice goatee.
What are we doing with this guy?
Okay, wait guys look at me.
I'm moving.
Moving wait, you want to go on the other side of it or you want to go to floor one?
Whoa, it's over gamble. Wait, can I still read with you? No
Blackjack blackjack
Okay, guys, we don't have a lot of money. We don't have a lot of money. We don't have a lot of money. We only have
$160 I have a thousand bro. Oh, that's the max bet
All right
There's a lot of money. No, it's fine. We should do 50 first
We got to hit that you gotta hit that
Yeah, what's the fuck come on guys, how do we lose?
Yeah, I didn't even know to play blackjack. No, but I'm gonna learn
You have to hit there. No, you have to hit me you have to stand there. No, you have to you have to stand by the book, right?
The book says stand, but I say hit
What?
We have to all in. We have to all in. We have to all in. We have to all in. We have to all in.
Wait, wait, wait. Maybe a new game. Maybe a new game.
What game? What game? What game?
Yana, Yana, Yana. You not a gamble or no?
No, I don't.
Okay, Yana, Yana. Honestly...
Where's Roulette? Let's have Yana put something on black, or red, or green.
What the fuck you're spending our money?
Yeah, no, no Lacey Lacey
Bro, we're so due though. Yeah, no come here. Yeah, no come here
Any yeah, yeah
I
What the fuck
We're down 800 bucks. We don't have 300 bucks to spin
Why are we spinning is this like how we get rich oh
My god
Come on Lacey
No, no get up in this. It's good. Don't get on this get off get off get off. Yeah, don't touch
Okay, okay, okay
Yeah, I just pressed it. Oh my god, we lost everything
Come on y'all
We can get it back! Let's not be sad about it!
Alright. Alright.
Put it in! Put it in!
There's nine!
We have no money. We don't even have enough money to buy some bed.
Oh my god, so...
Emergency fund only!
Oh my god.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Give me your fucking money!
Everybody!
Yo!
Give me all your fucking money!
He's gone mad. Oh my god
Fuck this week as casino
Yo stop
Let's be killing
$1.00 $2.00 spins or
Oh yeah, we're going, we're coming up, we're coming up, we're coming up.
Guys, look! I got a good one! I got ten dollars!
Come on!
I'm getting zero. Oh my god, Yana. Oh my god.
We got rinsed.
We got fucking rinsed. Oh!
Dang, I got zero dollars. You know we have no fucking money left. Okay one dollar one more we lost everything. We lost everything
We lost absolutely everything
What's the bad thing I'm gonna kill my son three dollars. Oh my god, three dollars. Okay. Okay. Let's make it back
yeah no what the fuck what the fuck get up yeah yeah with the bat down with the
bat
we don't have any money lost all our money all our fucking money oh my fucking money
fucking money fucking money fucking money man
I lost all the fucking money because of you because you want to spend on fucking Blackjack
and waste $550 on a YouTube bot, $358 on what?
On what?
On what?
On what?
Real fucking bullshit.
You're not because I'm a risk taker.
Alright, Marry, it's fine guys.
Day 2 is tomorrow.
He's gotta go to sleep.
Wait, what are we doing till day 2?
I'm trying to gamble.
Ooh, Ferrari.
Ooh, Ferrari.
Got a Lamborghini.
Get in the limo, guys.
Bro!
Fuck you, Jason!
You little ugly bitch!
Fuck you, huh?
What?
What?
What?
I'm going to beat that head in!
I'm going to beat that head in a fucking turn, son!
We should not be fighting.
Shut up!
We should not be fighting.
This is not okay, bro. We lost all our fucking money.
We have won. That's okay. We got zero.
Bro, how is that even possible?
There's a brighter day tomorrow. There's a brighter day tomorrow.
Okay, bro. Listen, we're all moat, bro. Chad, what's that money moat?
The dude who's about to, he's about to hit a max win, bro. He just gave up right before.
This is bad.
It's a bad day tomorrow, bro.
What do you mean, get in? What is this?
No! I don't want to die!
Why do they have guns?
Why do they have guns?
Come on guys, they said we had guns.
No!
It's okay.
I'll give you your money back.
I'll give you your money back tomorrow.
I need a-
Oh my god, we have to pay the back.
Game over.
We fucking died and we lost.
Bro, let me see you suck.
bro lacey's tongue see you in the grave niggin
we have to restart because we lost all our fucking
all the worlds okay let's go let's go let's go where's jason
He left the game why Jason leave
Can see didn't like it what she's getting so fine, but did he leave
We did
Oh, he's peeing oh wait lately there's basketball outside. Let's go over here. We gotta come here
Let's talk a little bit.
OK, wait, you can't hit him with a fucking bat.
But as soon as we have money, we get a gun
and we shoot him in the face.
But that's our friend.
No, he killed you with a bat.
Wait, how are you doing that?
You click R, and there are some emails.
High as hell.
Wait, wait.
OK, so we're going to turn on Jason,
Because he's trying to be strict with all the money.
I say, you take your chances and you get what you get
and you do not that you say it.
Wait, what's my play back?
I'll take my clothes off and you can get every single
like this.
Yellow dude with hands up.
Come on, Lacey.
Seriously.
Yellow dude with hands up, Jay.
Wait, Jason, do the yellow dude with hands up.
Do it.
Press R and go to cinema.
Come on. Come on. We gotta go gamble, guys. We gotta go. Guys. Can we not lose again?
Yo, we have two tickets. Let's go. Let's go. We have two tickets. Don't reroll and waste them. Don't waste them. Don't waste them.
She fucking rerolled.
We got limited.
While active, all the night, all lost. Catch her winning player for extra profit.
Triple or lose your last win.
I like that. I'm getting the devil's real. I put it in the fucking thing increase proper
about is a random I bought it. I bought it. Nice. I bought it. Let's go to the casino.
Let's go to the casino. Let's have a good day. Let's have a good day. Open. Open. Oh,
Let us in, Twain.
Get us in there.
Let's get in there.
No!
Hey!
Shut up!
Let me go!
Let me get in the limo!
Shut up.
Oh, you good boy.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
okay let's go let's go let's you get it
it's like keep okay let's go guys we have to play small matter yeah let's go
I
Have the devil's pit the devil's pig or whatever it is. I'm Gary. I'm getting ready madam
Fuck would you get what you get or lose your last win? We have the two of the same thing. Oh my god
All right, yeah, let's split up make some money, okay, okay
odds
Yeah already losing our money
No, I'm getting some wait chat. How do I how do I play if I had this in my hand?
15 I definitely gotta hit this
Ah!
Oh, all right, we gotta double this.
We gotta double it.
We gotta double it.
Oh my god, 12.
We hit this, right?
We gotta hit this.
Why did they just say Lacey just lost 400 bucks?
Do I hit this?
I gotta, do I hit here?
Oh my god, yes.
Let's win.
Oh my god, let's go. Oh my god, let's go. Oh my god, wait, so if you do a big one you
can triple or lose it. I'm gonna go for a big win. I'm gonna go for a big win.
Listen, listen, stop stop stop you fucking
Versus six that's a bus car. I gotta stand it stand it 10 10. Oh no
Fucking idiot, bro
I
Wait double double that why don't you double bro double a 20
Oh my god, let's go
Let's play slow down
Oh, yeah, I got I got I got a roof.
Baruch is talking to me.
Baruch is talking to me, man.
Come on, Baruch.
Come on, Baruch.
So what's up with this?
Woo!
Little money, bro?
Oh, $100.
Holy shit.
How do you play?
My god.
My god.
Yeah, yeah, good job.
Wait, how did you play?
Got it.
No good.
No good.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You won already.
You won already.
Got it.
You don't even want...
Come on, come on.
You got it.
You got it.
Wait, got it.
You got me again.
Damn you.
Got a good job.
Got to do it again.
You're more than one hurt.
More than one hurt.
Just pick one you think will win and then good play.
Oh
Which one did you pay? Oh my god, holy shit
Thank you
Guys, let's spend little amount. Oh
that's what we do. That's what we do. That's what we do. That's what we do. We don't have
money. Stay. No, don't. We should leave. I feel like one more. One more. One more.
We have to leave, Lacey, let's leave, let's leave, Lacey.
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, listen to me.
They end in two seconds, one, one, one, zero.
Nice.
We gotta go, we gotta go, holy shit.
Oh, we have some money.
Wait, you guys, you guys didn't let me roll the dice.
I paid for the dice to get it rolling.
We did.
Look at that, bro.
That's shit, Yana.
What about me, guys, what about me?
Yeah!
I just got a seven-star.
I see you're fucking like you're minus 700 for a day.
We hit our quota.
Okay, yeah, I'm minus 700 because tomorrow
I'm gonna win 10,000.
I'm quota.
Okay, we're good.
I wasn't even in.
Guys, I win.
It's a new day guys. It's a new day. It's a new day.
Hey Lacey, follow me. Lacey, follow me. Okay.
What? Hop in here. Hop in here.
So you're gonna waste our tickets. Get in there. Just get, hop in there.
What? Ow!
No!
Why?
You just wasted a ticket for that?
No way you wasted five tickets on that.
No, I sold your,
I'm gonna sell your eye for money, bro.
I can only see out of one fucking eye now.
Yeah, I mean, bro, now we have more money.
Bro, we gained tickets from that too.
Look, we got 32 tickets.
There was nothing.
What the fuck, bro?
Fucking bitch.
No, stop.
Stop, man.
All right, come on.
Increase power. Oh my god. Oh my god. I have a golden ship. Oh my god. I have a golden ship
Let's go let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I don't want to say my tickets chat watch this chat watch this shit
Wait, is there a way to heal my honor? No
Oh, is there a way to heal my eye?
First time on a stream band, I got...
No band, Han.
He's being cute and supportive.
Run time back, holy shit, okay.
Okay, I'm going to do this one first.
I'm going to go with.
Oh, I got to go max this $1,000.
Nine, I got to hit here.
11, hit.
Ah, fuck.
Oh my god.
Wow, wow, wow.
We're doing 200 how do I insert it? Yeah, and this one
Yeah, Jason. What do you do?
Come on, where's the yellow one the yellow the yellow yellow one
Yeah, how do I insert this?
No one sucks bald
I'm gonna wait just in case like every rehearsed back in time and I'm losing
Okay, okay
My god
guys I'm taking a risk here I'm taking a risk here
everything on black run it
what is that maybe something
oh my god oh my god
yes
holy shit
holy shit
holy shit
ain't even got lots of bread
Oh my day
I'm gonna stay here, huh? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Blackjack fish blackjack fish
Guys I lost all the money
We gotta go back it's on
Let's leave we got a little bit
I think we gotta leave
Oh my god, yeah, it's a nice
it's good no no no yeah get the fuck out of here we're rich we're rich we're
rich out of here bro holy shit let's fall no we're actually getting rich you
get it man haha fuck yeah boys
Y'all didn't win one dollar today.
That green one is good as fuck.
No, the golden ticket is good.
No, I wish I could win one, I think.
Hey, Jack, can I buy my eyeball back? Jason is wasting our money.
Oh, shoot, I'm locked.
Jason, you wasted our money because now I have to buy my eyeball back.
You're so stupid watch your mouth. Oh god, we're fucking going crazy right now
Y'all know minus one take it shit. Whoa. I tried yeah a good try
We're so rich I gotta buy my eyeball back
wait guys what I need help what I can't move my screen what what do you mean like
I'm trying to move my OBS camera down so that they can see I put on your camera
I'll be yes, and you know I'm trying but my mouse is locked on this thing so you
old tab
Fucking idiot
Back to fuck up buddy back to fuck up chill bro you playing checkers on playing chess shut up
Continue
What
Click unstuck wait Jason what are these items where these items where these items
Click escape oh, I got it. I got it paste 33% of quota for each body part. It shoots is this good
spin for a chance to revert your last law
hold on Chris probably why you while you're drunk
get what you can get drunk in this game
What?
Whoa.
I'm lucky, nurse.
It's a phone!
Yellow.
Matter, matter, matter, matter.
Let's go.
Lacey, where you at?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, would I buy anything?
I bought some shit. What is this?
Let's take a look here.
What? I'm getting a little tripped.
Done?
Shoot that guy's eye?
Wait, Jason, let me shoot your eye.
Let me shoot your eye.
Let me shoot your eye.
Because I don't mean I'll make my cheaper to my back.
Yes, I did.
You want me to take this?
No.
No!
Girl, let me see you.
Right there.
Let me see you.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
I
See come on
Oh!
Yana, get in here.
Yana, get in here.
Yana, we're good.
Yana, get in here.
How do I press Y?
Yana, Yana, drop the item so we can go.
No, no, no, I want to buy this.
I'm not buying it.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
It's Yana K-60.
Come on.
There we go.
No, that's a no.
bro what the fuck fuck you fuck you die die die bitch die die die die I'm gonna put you in a fucking poster
I'm gonna put you in a fucking boat, son of a bitch!
Fuck you, fuck you!
Uh-huh.
Ow.
Ow.
Stop fighting.
No more violence.
Bro!
Come on, let's go!
Let's go!
Yo, do not hit me like on this program.
Nah.
Let's go!
Come on, let's go, we gotta go, we gotta go make some money on it.
Hehehehe.
What about these rich guys?
Fucking hell.
Let's go!
Oh yeah, fuck yeah.
I'm gonna get fucking blasted.
Just give me my money.
Yeah, give me my money.
Just give me my money.
Jack, bring it out.
Put the blackjack tables.
Oh, yeah, fuck yeah.
Dang it.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to go in two-finger.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my god, that whip is crazy.
Jason, I'm preventing your loss.
What?
What?
I can prevent a loss for you.
Oh my fucky god!
What?
Shit!
Jason are you okay?
I'm drunk as shit, bram, all around!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, it's close, bro!
Why do you say I'm drunk?
Why do you say I'm drunk?
I'm drunk!
I'm gonna hit this right in the...
Do I hit this or no?
Yeah, hit it!
Yo, why do you sound like that on my stream?
Do I hit this or...
Do I hit this?
Oh
My god, let's go
Nice nice nice, okay, that's what I fucking do. I'm not gonna lie. There's no way I lose
Oh my god, wait, do I do this? Yeah, I go this way. I go this way. Yay
Okay, let's see. Wait, there's no split button. Wait, there's a double splitty or no? Wait,
I can't do 500? 450? I'm going 3. Come on, give me something cute. No. Oh my days.
I used it. What do you mean? I already used it. No, no, no, no, that's not good. My accident.
We do we do do we go back we go back
Yeah
We gotta go back and we go we gotta we gotta get more we gotta get more powers for tomorrow
Yeah, we gotta go back. Yeah, we need to get more powers get our money back up. We're fucking broke. Oh
Fuck bro
We have no money wait no we lose if we go back. We're not kidding. Yeah, we have to win it back
We are back. We are back. Oh my God. I'm she's addicted. No, we know we gotta
get our photos. Nineteen. Yeah. You're right. Oh my God. Okay. Nineteen. Nineteen. We got
this. Jason is doing this on the blackjack table. Come on. I don't know. We got this.
Okay. I got a little bit of money back. $500. The only way. Nice. We're back. We're back.
We're back. We're so back. We're so back. We're so back. We're so back. We're so back.
I got a hit this right. I got a hit this. Do I hit it? Do I hit it 2 out of 12?
There's no winning that man. There's no winning that. I'm doubling. Oh my god.
this I have to hit this nice nice nice nice we're back we're back sure so bad
we're so bad we're so bad we're so bad you know why is my teammates losing
everything we got a minute left guys guys they have a
many left we're about to die
yep we're almost there at the same as at the same as you got it oh oh my god
I'm making it about myself.
I'm making it about myself.
Where's the little cow game?
That's a little chicken game.
I'm making it about myself.
Boom.
We have no money.
We have no money.
We have no money, J.A.
Yeah, now we we're done.
We're done zone.
Listen, let me go in around.
Let me go in around.
Let me go in around here.
Let me go in around here.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
You have to keep going all in there.
You have to keep all in you have to keep all inning you have to keep all inning
Nice one
Double this you have to double this double it double double let's go
Double double fucking you have to double you have to double you have to double
Okay, the other bucks you all did oh god
We didn't make quarter bro, oh my god, I have a family I don't know
That's our only option.
No, no, no, no.
If they make them, spend all the money.
No, no, no.
Are we dead?
Yes, yes, bro.
Yes, bro, Steve.
We're done.
What about your eye?
They're saying we need to use more tickets.
That's why we're losing.
Okay, wait, do they give us like maybe
like a day to make it back?
Is there any?
yeah yeah let me tell my arm bro let me sell my arm or some shit please
they're saying we can sell our bodies
yes yes yes yes you can sell your bodies
okay how do we sell our bodies
oh no I don't like that
please
no no no take my ass
take my ass bro no it's done so is that oh please please oh my god no
can we sell our bodies or is it not even possible it's impossible time chat is there
any way to witness or no oh we're done so what's my tool quality no
Oh, well, so there's nothing we can do like there's no one we can speak to.
There is.
Once we die, we have a new life.
That means we can restart.
Will it be fine?
Yes.
We get it one more time, guys.
It's over, Prote.
All right, one more.
Listen, we cannot waste our tickets, guys.
We cannot waste our tickets.
Do not re-roll.
We need to save our tickets and we need to get the things that help us make money and
use them smart.
Okay, team?
Hey, Captain! We got it! Checkmate!
Trust me, I'm serious about this game.
I'm low-key overworking, Lacey.
I'm overworking, too.
Is that Kevin on roulette trust?
Lacey, I'm low-key overworking, bro.
I'm overworking, too, man. Now listen, I'm overworking us.
I'm overworking.
Is there anything that can help us with the game really?
Spend it all for single free all in? Oh my god.
Triple or lose your last win? That's too risky.
How many tickets do we have?
Well, let's do this shit, boys.
they said when you get the alcohol you have to do it with everyone around the
wheel so you can all spin and win more.
Oh my god!
That's so smart.
Come on, come on, come on.
No we got this guys, let's set positive.
We're going to win.
Wait, get a go into the game, get a go into the game.
Someone.
That's not mine.
All right, one man, let's do this shit.
I
Want man, let's do this shit
Let's fucking
Go with the ify
Please
Piece of shit done
It's okay
What the fuck
Wait my item my item my item
And we're gonna clean guys I'm going all in guys I'm going on
Lacey took it you fucking monster. No, I did not
Oh my death!
Bro, why is it only negative?
Where's the black tights?
Yo, there's no way bro.
Alright guys, where did you go? Where did you go? Green?
Yeah.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Nice!
Okay
Chad do I bet on Farrak or Laugh Yarl or Chavin which one
What's that oh my god, what are you kidding me?
I
Think we take our 500 and go back. Oh no, we were dead
Three
180 on black or red which one red red red red red shirt. I don't like the back of that black
I told you red. Oh nice. Good shit. Good shit. All right. We're close. We're close. We're
close. We're 200 away. Let's go. Let's go 19 through 36. Put on 19 through 36 in black.
Wait, in black? No, no, no, no, no. You go, bro. You press. You press. Let's do 19 through
36. Run it. It has to be a number 19 through 36. Come on. Don't worry. Come on. Be a high
Let's just cut it let's just cut the number and half baby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it.
Let's see if we can beat day three, guys. Okay.
Bro, my, my, uh, my room lit. My wheelspin was pretty clutch.
Yeah, that wheelspin was crazy. Okay. Now we got to get good things for our tickets.
sell Jason's body to get stuff no no no no no no I'm not gonna like y'all
wouldn't negative brawl somebody's legs gotta get cut off right yeah I get in the
fucking in in the chamber bro you can do lazy I didn't
spend the most money I sacrificed an eye last time
already fell out HEN how much you miss
No, no, no, no, no, no.
My eyes are just going.
No, no, no, no, no.
OK, what is it?
Good stuff is good stuff.
You don't know how to be a fan.
Oh, thank you so much.
I love you.
It's a different chance to revert your last lost.
Made, made, made, bro.
We could respin, we could, we could wait.
Take a serious spin.
I think so.
I do, do, do, do.
Oh, my God, yeah.
Here we go.
Get a ticket on profit.
I
Know I'm gonna ask you this fuck all walks nearby
Wait wait Jason, what is this one really mean does this mean I won't lose
Wait no one but the time machine wait y'all are dumb
I don't even have any tickets.
Y'all know, we can get seven tickets if we just sell one of your eyes.
Trust me, come here.
Trust me, Y'all.
Okay.
Get in there.
Get in there.
Okay.
Wait!
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Come on.
Out the con.
Man, now you get a power-up.
Wait, I want to buy something.
How do I do it?
I
Guys my eyeball
Time of desperate measure that we needed it
Come on
Albus we gotta make it worth our spending let's win this shit. I guess what what? Yeah, it is chair
Okay, we got this guys come on y'all let's fucking land do this
You didn't get that you didn't get the thing you sort of offer what no, I thought I was supposed to be saving you wait
There's no more blackjack tables
Listen guys, I have a good idea I
I have a really good idea. I think we go to roulette and we do max bets on each side and then I raise it in case we lose.
No no no here, I see. We'll match profit, get drunk real quick.
What happens if I get drunk?
I think it's gonna be grand.
Drink that and I have to bring that.
Now speed, now speed, now speed, speed, speed.
The fucking roulette.
The roulette, the roulette.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh, I'm black. Holy shit. I'm drunk as fuck
drunk as fuck
I lost I lost
No, no, keep going keep going keep going. You got this Lacey play
Give me black
Keep going keep going your drunk bro
You go on your drunk, bro
You're shit. You're asking dog shit. You know what you're drunk?
Oh, I'm fucking due!
Oh my god, we gotta go back in time, we gotta go back in time, we gotta go back in time!
Bro, you actually landed back every single time, bro.
You're not even drunk anymore!
Holy fuck, bro.
Oh my god, I'm a god.
No, you're not drunk anymore, don't spit.
Oh fuck, bro.
Wait, who has the item that resets all losses? Who has it?
We're doomed!
Wait, Jason. Wait, who has it, Chad?
What? What? What? What? Do you have the thing that can prevent losses or no?
No. Who has it?
Yeah, no, no one does.
I don't have it.
Come on for him. I need you now.
Come on for him, you fuck... I lost my arm over this! Can we please walk in?
We are fucked no, we're not we're getting
Holy fuck
Guys, I love a new way of money. No one's losing
What
I'm never playing it again guys guys lock in nice
we are we are left we don't have much time left we got a win no no you just put
I don't see a problem with any machines.
I don't fucking understand this.
They loved right here.
They loved right here, bro.
They actually loved right here.
No!
Let's do it again.
Okay, okay, okay.
Please, please, please.
We're dead.
Fuck you.
We're dead.
No.
Guys!
I'm not good at this!
Emergency.
How do I get money?
You need your fucking money.
We're fucking doomed, yo!
Oh my god, let's see how this went, bro.
I didn't pick your lucky eyeball, I know bro!
Oh my god, we lost bruh. Minimal is $24, what the fuck do we do?
Minimal $8.
I don't, I don't, did I win?
Well I see, it's fucking over man.
I think I'm gonna keep rolling.
Oh my gosh, good check, good check, good check.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yes we do, yes we do, yes we do.
On zero
It's okay guys we tried our best
We're about to get taken to the fucking gulag, bro.
Shred my ass with the little pieces, babe.
It's over.
We're dead ass about to go to the fucking gulag, dude.
Oh, fuck me.
I can't load!
What the fuck is going on, bro? I'm on the floor. I'm on the floor.
I'm on the floor.
We failed, guys.
We're all ugly, stupid, dumb, terrible gamblers.
Hello?
We're all fucking terrible gamblers, guys. Oh, yeah
Like you
Mods go 18 plus. Mods go 18 plus, bro.
18 plus, bro.
Losing in the fake fucking game just made me have a fucking vengeance.
It made me have a vengeance.
Let me ask you, can I have promo code please?
Guys, everybody sign up for backdrop using code Lacey if you are above the age of 18,
if you want a chance to get a promo code, if you want a chance to get into free battles,
you want a chance to get tipped when we win and also exclamation mark I think
it's exclamation mark leaderboard exclamation mark leaderboard right here
as you can see there is a pack draw leaderboard with $20,000 every single
month that you can win in prizes. All right. Um, scam. You don't have to do it, bro. Um,
if it was a scam, I would say, tell you to do it. You don't have to do it. It's coming out of my
pocket or $20,000, $20,000. It's coming out of my pocket. So if you think you're going to get
scammed by me, then that's completely up to you. You, by any all means, do not have to do it, but
um, it's get paid out of my pocket. So $20,000 leaderboard, as you can see, all these people
people right here are going to get the money for prices and stuff like that so far.
Just got to deposit using my code.
If you want, if not, all good, you can sign up for free using my code.
It's pinned the link, so now if you can pin it, if I go on someone, please pin it, and
you guys can get tipped out for free and get a bunch of free shit when I win.
Hopefully if I win.
Do you want a Volkswagen Beetle?
This is the link right here for you guys to sign up
and have a chance to get tipped out or promo code.
When there are promo codes.
And I'll spam.
Y'all don't want it to say bye?
Where's Y'all now?
Where's Y'all now?
Where's Y'all now?
I didn't get to say bye.
She left.
So, I need y'all to make a call.
The headphones are coming off.
I'm not, I just lost them fake game gambling.
I need to win.
I need a win, now I'm a fucking itch.
Now I have an itch and I feel due.
I feel due.
you
you
you
you
you
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Okay, I think I'm so nearly winning, maybe?
Oh my god, no, no, no.
And guys this is not looking good right now because as of right now we have zero gold which means I am going to lose either way even if I fucking win.
Where's the gold?
Go ahead and get the GGs going now.
Oh, they just want a nice, uh, nice one, so they can get a 500 dollar one.
Oh, 1300.
I lost.
GGs.
Go ahead, start giving me, oh.
Go ahead, start giving them.
Go ahead, start putting that fucking ugly frog holding up the side right now.
I need a gold. Wait, chat, was this zero golds?
Was this zero goals?
Okay, I mean, I'm nothing.
I won, but I didn't win much, $200.
But at least we didn't lose.
And I'm telling you all right now,
there were zero goals, which means for this next one,
we go 70, we go 80%, and we just fucking go crazy.
We just go absolutely gnarly wild.
I'm talking fucking wild, son.
Like, this is where the gold start popping out of the panties.
OK?
Swatch XAP.
And now we get into the big boys.
I'm talking the biggest of boys.
Highest pack this pack this pack this pack this this this this this oh my
you
you
you
you
you
You
I say I'm a lost, you say that's not something you'd actually be
Appreciate your meets and I
Give me a VP, give me a VP, give me a VP, give me a VP,
Sit, sit, sit, sit, go, go, go!
What is that?
What is that?
It's not good because I'm on 80% borrow chat if that was just a if that was just a straight up
0% borrow wait I've been jumping for fucking joy right now but that's not good for the
circumstances that's not good for the circumstances chat we need a left side gold and it needs to
It needs to be a big gold dude and we're almost halfway done it's starting to look it's starting to look like the little dog
When his nose pointed to the right
It's actually looking really bad
Yeah, it's actually GGs. It's actually GGs.
Drake, give me a go, please. Give me a go.
Stop asking me when I'll be making this Christmas season.
I don't know what's up with me, baby, baby.
No.
No.
I need another gold. I need another gold.
Please, left side gold. Where is it? Stay there on that bag. That's a good bag. It's a good bag. It's a good bag. $5,000 bag. That's good.
That's great wins, but it's still not a gold.
I'm looking for the gold. Where's my gold?
I know there's a gold in there.
you
you
you
you
you
you
He said, we just got a hundred claims in the last 10 seconds so far.
They must be trying to use it without signing up using your code.
Guys, I can't like, I'll be honest bro, I get these promo codes for you guys and I can't
like, like, like, if you guys don't listen and don't sign up under code lacy, I can't
help that it says invalid for you bro. I cannot help that. I cannot help that son.
Can I go three for three on battles?
2v2, 25% borrow.
Do I go all in do I go all in oh?
I'm seeing people saying jackpot
Jackpockets scary no chat
Jackpot genuinely gets scared, though.
I don't think jackpot is worth it.
I don't think jackpot is worth it.
Oh wow, I'm going into the big dogs here, I'm genuinely going into the big dogs here.
You can get very fucking scary here.
I'm doing $600 packs with no borrow.
This is getting very, very scary off.
Fuck you.
Do we run it, shall we?
We ran just like this 42 packs 25% borrow all right chat. Do I run upside down or
jackpot or do I just do classic what do y'all think
upside down upside on and jackpot
I think I just run upside down upside down no jackpot all right. I trust you all I trust
you all bro. I trust you all bro. I see a cat. Well, I just fucking look over and see a cat
will go. I look over and see a cat. Well, hopefully I don't do me dirty. Hopefully I don't do
Don't do me dirty, bro. Please, please, upside down. Don't do me dirty.
Please!
Oh
This is dumb was this dumb
Was this dumb?
Was this dumb?
Oh my god, I did something really dumb. I went all in. I'm about to lose.
Isn't dumb you're gonna win?
But I'm not even like, I'm getting shit on.
I'm getting like actually just fucked on right now.
But maybe they use the ball their lucks on the shitty packs
They might use the ball their lucks on a shitty pass
Come on. Yep. Yep. Yep
Nice little drew hoodie $500 not bad at all. Give me a go give me a go give me a go give me a go
Okay shoes shoes come on chat it is reverse so I don't know am I am I winning or losing right now
I'm losing huh? Yeah, I'm losing. I want the right side to win. I need if you want to get money if I hit a big win
I need you guys to be typing right side gold. Oh
It's over. It's actually over. It's actually over
Why do I listen to this week-ass chat bro, like generally why do I sit here and listen to this fucking chat?
But I'm gonna sit in here thinking about what am I what am I doing, bro?
Like why do I listen to this chat? I would be fucking winning by so much
Why do I sit here to listen to you guys dude? Oh, and you guys just give me to lose my money
Then you sit there and check what?
Why do I listen? Why do I listen?
Like someone's got to be wrong with me to keep listening to you guys you guys are always wrong
I mean, wow, yeah, just keep rubbing it in, keep rubbing it in like it's a bunch of shit.
Keep rubbing it in, bro.
Just fucking...
HELL!
Yes!
Oh my God.
Please, please, please, please, please.
What is that?
Yes!
What is that?
Yes!
Yes!
Right side gold, right side gold.
Oh my God, I always knew you guys were right, Chad.
I always knew you guys were onto something, bro.
I always knew...
I always knew you guys were onto something, bro.
I always knew it.
I never doubted y'all.
I'm never doubting y'all!
Come on, one more! One more!
YES!
Please give me a watch!
NICE!
Another one!
Me and you all want to remember how happy you are just to me.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
30 minutes!
You throw me a bag and I'll let you know
All you've done is melt us down
You've got to bring it to my life
You've got to get it to my life
You throw me a bag and I'll let you know
Ohhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhh
Okay. Okay. Okay. Do a chat battle. Do I do a chat battle? We have three options right
now. Okay. I could do a chat battle and tip or I could do one more battle and see if I
I can win this one or the other either I do one more battle and if that battle hits I
I tip more, or I do a chat battle and tip right now.
But if I do one more and I win, I will tip you guys more.
One more.
One more, you guys say, huh?
Is it even worth it?
One more 5K battle, if it hits, I'll tip the chat 2.5K.
But if it doesn't, we both lose, Chad.
If it doesn't, we both lose.
Czechwa.
Czechwa.
We? Yes.
Because I will lose an extra 2.5K, and y'all will lose the 2.5K tips.
Yes, we.
Yes, we.
That's why fuck it we winning this shit
Love the energy love the fucking energy
To be two or three be three. It's up to this is your guys battle make the call
This is your guys battle make the call to be two or three be three
three be three
Upside down or no?
No, do you guys want to borrow or just do a 5k straight-up matter?
No borrow, straight.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. 3v3 gets a little tricky chat. Just saying, 3v3 does get a little tricky. 3v3
does get a little tricky, guys. Just saying, we now focus. All right. All right. And remember,
This one's for y'all, okay?
If you guys want to get tipped out,
you have to sign up using Code Lacey.
It's also linked.
If you just want to click the link, that's pinned.
Otherwise, when I try to tip you, it will not let me.
We have 23 packs.
We'll do an ice pack.
We'll do 1% cards.
And we'll do voice trip, it can happen.
And we'll do something's off.
And then parking lot.
All right, I'm not doing parking lot only, bro.
No.
No, I'm not doing that.
That doesn't win, bro.
That's not going to get you guys to win.
I'm not.
It's our battle.
All right, then I'm not doing 5K.
If y'all want to waste your 3K on parking lots only,
I'll do that for y'all.
But don't get mad when it doesn't hit.
This is only 30 packs are you guys sure you don't want me to
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Different from 20 niggas getting you out of your deal and letting you out of your deal
Damn you, against your will, how many new names you've got on your will
Damn you, how many more times is y'all gonna be calling this talk when it's silk
Damn you, how many more interviews are gonna do this again? I used to chill
Damn you, they try to cover it up like a cliff
Bro, they put a skirt on a boy that can kill, kept it on her that don't pay like we
Ah, no, Chad, you're lost, Chad, you're lost.
Why are you smiling?
What do you mean?
Just end your string game?
Why would I not want to tip you guys bro?
Why would I not want to tip you guys?
Why would I not want to tip you?
Why would I not want to tip you all, bro?
Cause you're greedy.
You guys realize I just lost the money too.
I just lost that.
That money could have been in my fucking bank, bro.
And now I'm chasing it because you guys just lost me money in jackpot mode after the final
around a realist spun for the total jackpot value.
Nah, I'm sure I thought it was something else, I'm not gonna lie.
Like, what the?
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Yes, he's dancing with a stylish and spursome.
I just put your niggas' trip on like they took the heard of.
I just put your niggas' trip on like they took the heard of.
Stay there, stay there, stay there.
No, it would have been crazy.
And if that night had been a face to murder, all these bad women treated like they took
the heard of.
Speak for me and give me a loudest like a face to turn.
Nice, nice bro.
Nice.
2.5K profit, not bad at all.
Not bad at all, man.
Not bad at all.
Not bad at all, Jack.
Not bad at all.
Bang, we won that.
You guys wanted me to lose.
All right, I'll make y'all a deal right now.
I'll make y'all one final deal.
I'll make y'all one final deal.
I'll make y'all one final deal.
And this is just because I love you guys, normally I wouldn't even do this, but I'll
do this on one condition.
All you guys got to do is just sign up using code LACY, that's all you got to do.
And if you guys want, I can either tip y'all out a thousand, or I can go to the deals tab
and we can try to run the thousand up to two thousand by doing a fifty-fifty.
It's your guys' call.
It's your guys' call.
You either take the thousand or you want the fifty-fifty.
It's your guys' call.
So just type 1000 or type 5050 actually, I want to pull, I want to pull, I want to pull,
I want to pull, I want to pull, I want to pull, I want to pull, I want to pull, I want to
pull.
It's going to be a quick pull.
It's going to be a one minute pull.
Okay?
1000 or 5050.
1050, 5050.
A one minute poll.
Go ahead and vote.
Go ahead quick pull quick pull quick brother. We don't need a pole. Well, I just want to see what y'all want
Are you guys on the drugs?
All right
Okay, 50 wins.
Do not start crying if this loses.
Do you guys understand?
If this loses, I do not want to see anybody in this chat getting mad.
Okay?
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My code, you did, all right.
Next person, Lacey's Tap Cap.
There you go, brother.
$200 tip
W5 who get the five who get the five
Yikes, thank you so much for the five. I'm gonna be honest you you were about to get five subs
Well, I was about to give you $200 again, but I already gave you some okay. I already gave you some
I'm gonna take this out of this doesn't count as a person
Okay, I'm gonna take this out of my own and I'm gonna give I'm gonna give snowy 200 because he's been going
He's been posting a lot of clips on the updates
in JV you suck and Snowy mauged you in a day okay so I'm gonna add another 200
I still have 10 people.
Eyes closed.
And the next winner of $200 on the chat is simply Trent.
All right.
The next person that is going to get it is going to be, I'm going to look at my dashboard
and whoever subscribes right here, whoever this lands on, on the subscribe activity feed
I'm going to give it to you.
Okay?
So I'm going to close my eyes and I'm going to count to 30 and whoever the last sub is,
I'm going to, or gifted subs, I'm going to give it to you.
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, and you.
user name Janalee appreciate autosubs appreciate autosubs appreciate autosubs
Who is next to who is next to Janerley?
Who is the fidget dub?
I'll give you one more chance to put the right thing username Janerley, but can't be seen
on any man. Generally, I need your pat draw ID. You had to have signed up using code LACI
to claim it, not whatever the fuck this is. Okay? You have until we ended this together
or else it's going to fidget-dub. Nope, this is not it. This is not, unless you're putting
multiple time.
Oh, you're just spamming it twice. Okay, I got you. All right. Eyes closed.
be maize brother I can't fucking I cannot okay there we go all right now
five people are gonna get a hundred fuck it let's rapid-fire it let's rapid-fire
it bang you okay perc is that perc Perkins stand you get a hundred let's
That's rapid fire it.
Hold me dead, you get a hundred.
Fidget w, you get a hundred.
Someone I see in chat all the time now, a big someone I see in chat all the time.
Who do I see in chat all the time?
No matter what I'm doing, no matter what it is.
I wonder.
Fuck, fine, anti-con cheese, bro.
Oh, he's been begging for an hour.
Oh!
Winning you're always in chat right off the node. He's sending clips. I got you at a hundred
Wait sent to oh summer
Guys expose summer's alt
Wait
How did that send to summer
Oh, he was just spamming summer's tag.
Yo, winning.
What are you doing, bro?
All right, last person, $122.
Eyes closed and stashed him.
All right, there we go.
$2,000 tipped out to y'all, bro.
If you guys want to try to win more than $2,000, you can go to
for right here, this is my pack draw leaderboard.
You sign up using code LACI and you can get a chance
to get tipped every time we do pack drop.
You can get a chance to win chat battles,
win free promo codes, or every month there's $20,000
in prizes to people who deposit using my code.
So it goes to the top 25 people, they all get money.
So if you deposit, if you want to,
if you're above the age of 18,
that's the most important thing.
If you can afford to play do not do it if you're just trying to get money
I'll just do it for fun. Okay, but this is my leaderboard right here. I'm a stand on the link in a chat
Yeah, there it is
I got an Oakland show tonight, baby
I was about to end when I was at four hours, just being honest, was about to end when I
am at four hours.
But Chad I got to go to this movie, I am going to see this movie called Obsession, I am overworking
right now, okay I am overworking, so I am going to get off and I am going to go see this
movie.
Um, but W stream today tomorrow, I will be live early.
I will be live around 11 11 30 a.m.
PST and, um, but I'm doing a stream tomorrow with the actor who played.
Greg Heffley in diary of a wimpy kid, uh, Zachary Gordon, he's going to be pulling
up to the house, we're gonna do, I think we're gonna do a bunch of stuff, hang out, talk,
and then we're gonna do a childhood food muckbang.
So all the best foods that you can think of from your childhood, we're gonna be trying
them and doing a muckbang and then I'm gonna do some maybe some acting stuff with them,
having to try to teach me how to act a little bit.
And yeah, bro, yeah, yeah, pretty much it.
But that's tomorrow's stream, so it's gonna be exactly what it is.
So it's going to be a very fun stream and a lot of people saw that movie in our childhood
and he's actually a super cool and inspirational dude.
It's cool to see where he's at now.
So that'll be tomorrow's stream.
I love y'all, bro.
And I will see you guys tomorrow morning.
Make sure y'all are there for that Notey gang, all right?
I want to see everybody off the Notey tomorrow.
She says she's leaving in a bar stream.
I'm a catch y'all, man.
She's going to leave you under this constant.
I'm a catch y'all, bro.
I'm a catcher
I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit him both
All of a sudden he a friend when I send that bitch a toast
When she want attention she disguise it as a post
I forget to mention she was mine before she yo
She gon' get the Gucci like she cake
All we do is fuck you gon' beat you
I know some young doggo's in their legs
She just wanna pop a pill and go to space
I do gravity above the stars, gonna march when I flow
Can't be tripping out that money, baby, let a nigga come
Gotta get used to this type of service, traveling through the bag though
I just put a big chun-