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05-30-2026 ยท 8h 48m
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guys guys I do have the hentai virus um I do have the hentai virus bro so one sub equals
one prayer for Lacey in the chat. I do have the Hentai virus, so I would appreciate all
the stuff. Yes, I'm getting de-gloved. I'm getting de-gloved as we speak with the Hentai
virus, bro. Yes, I know. It's fucking crazy. I know. I know. LARPING SICKNESS. I'm, yo,
okay. So, let me ask you all a question. Let me ask you all a question. Oh, my God! So
flow with the 10 gift. Thank you so much. So, if I'm a LARPING of sickness, did I LARP
this fever too that I learned.
No, no, no, no, if I'm faking a sickness that I fake a fever.
Oh, my God.
101.7.
That's a 102 fever.
It's a 102 fever.
That's not LARP.
That's called being sick.
That's called having a hentavirus.
Also, I don't know why.
But why were people saying that me showing my thermometer temperature is like
People were saying like oh slay bro such a diva
How am I a diva for showing my thermometer?
This does not make me a diva. That is not me a diva
But no, I'm gonna tell you all exactly what happened. I'm gonna tell you all exactly what happened. Okay?
Listen, here's what happened last night, middle of the night, I go to bed, okay?
I go to bed and I'm cold when I go to bed.
Like I'm not kidding.
I'm genuinely freezing and then I wake up in the middle of the night and I thought that
I pissed myself.
Like genuinely I thought that I pissed myself and I feel my like underwear and they're soaking
wet. And the bed sheets are all soaking wet. And I thought that I pissed myself. And I get
up and there's like stains on the bed sheets, the bed sheets are soaked. And then I feel
my arm, and I'm drenched in sweat, literally drenched in sweat. As if I just played a fool,
48 minute basketball game, just dripping in sweat.
My hair is wet, like when I go like this,
there's sweat that came out of my hair.
I'm feeling my body, I'm literally just drenched in sweat.
No, I'm not even trolling.
Not even trolling, drenched.
Grown man, that's not sweat, it was cum.
So, I don't know what I have,
I don't know if I have the Hentovirus.
I don't know if I have the, I don't know if I have the
Hentavirus, I don't know if I have just a flu,
but when I woke up in the middle of the night
after being drenched in sweat, my fever broke.
So I don't have a fever anymore,
but I'm still feeling a little under the weather.
So I'm not gonna be doing anything too crazy today.
Okay, I know you guys are always,
when Lacey's live, y'all are always expecting
peak top of the line content.
Listen, y'all, bad news today is not gonna be peak
top of the line content, okay?
It's not, it's simply not.
It's simply not.
Why are you guys saying,
uh, sleeping at one PM by the way?
Yeah, I was sleeping at one PM because I'm sick.
I'm sick, so I have to go to sleep in order to feel better
when you're sick.
The number one remedy to feeling better and being sick
is sleep.
Facts, facts, argue with the wall.
It's literally facts.
Okay, doctor.
I'm not a doctor, but that's literally facts.
You guys can't argue with the facts.
When you're sick, you, what do you do?
You sleep to feel better, okay?
When you wake up, does it be hard?
So here's my question for you guys.
I know nobody in this chat is doctors.
I know nobody in this chat is good with like science and shit,
but my question for you guys,
do you guys have any health advice for me
so that I can get better quicker?
Do y'all have any health advice?
Lose weight.
I'm talking about, I'm talking about being sick.
I'm talking about being sick.
What do you mean lose weight?
I don't, I don't, I didn't get the flu from being overweight.
You fucking assholes.
go back to the ocean. I don't get it. I don't get it. Go chat. Today's stream is gonna be
on some chill shit. Today's stream is gonna be on some chill shit, okay? I'm not gonna
be doing too much. Nothing crazy. Just gonna be here relaxing because like I said, I am
feeling very under the weather, not feeling good. So I am going to be just probably doing
some reactions, maybe I'll watch the dispersed under game,
probably play a few games because I actually can't game
again because my wrist, by the way, I don't think I
fractured my wrist.
I think the doctor was wrong, or maybe I'm just a fucking
super human superhero, and I don't need, and I can just heal
10 times faster than a normal human being, because I
genuinely don't think that I fractured my wrist.
I genuinely don't.
I think what happened to my wrist, I'm gonna start clicking links, bro.
I'm gonna start clicking links.
I'm gonna start clicking links.
Don't worry, we're gonna be doing a whole lot of link.
Wait, oh, also, what happened with Twitter communities getting deleted, chat?
Does anybody know?
Does anybody know what happened with Twitter communities getting deleted?
In my opinion, it's a whole lot of fucking fake demon, fake demon going around, whole
lot of fake demon going around.
Elon was scared, okay, but like, what was the point of saying you're gonna, you're gonna,
What was the point of saying for the last month and hyping up that you're going to delete
Twitter communities, making everybody start making new websites, making all these people
start talking about going to Discord, all this stuff, and then you just don't do it.
And then you just don't do it.
Was it all a play to get streamers to stream on Twitter?
Was that literally all it was?
Were they just trying to get streamers to go live on Twitter?
Yes.
Let's talk about it, bro.
What?
Clicks and Higgs didn't qualify out of lower bracket, they are officially knocked out of
FNCS major one summit
Brother
I don't I was watching okay, I was in my bed watching I genuinely
I
Don't even know what happened clicks
Cuz I'm gonna be honest I'm gonna be honest I
Have always told clicks yo, this is the one this is the FNCS you're gonna win dude. This is your FNCS, bro
But going to a land and putting up this performance, this dookie performance, I don't know what
to say, bro.
I don't know what to say, bro.
It's honestly disappointing.
It's honestly disappointing, and I'm going to be honest, Chad, is this it for clicks?
Chad, yes or no?
Yes or no?
clicks or no? Is this it? Is this it for clicks, bro? Yes. It's the beginning of the end clicks.
It might be time to put the mouse down, dude.
It might be time to hang the keyboard and the rafters
and move to LA and just start IRL streaming, bro.
It might be that time, dude.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know what happened today.
I'm gonna be honest, this was a good last play.
This right here, Chad, this was good.
this was good bro like this he looks shaky though I know but he got the kid I
don't know I don't know Chad what do y'all think clicks needs to do actual
question. What do you guys think clicks needs to do? Because he went to land today and he
quite literally, he quite literally got almost last place. Retire. Bro, you guys got to understand.
Y'all are saying he's got to retire, right? Y'all are saying he's got to retire. If you
are clicks and you are in clicks' position.
You have been trying to win an FNCS for six years.
How can you even retire?
I feel like if I was trying to win something for six years and then I retired without winning
My life would genuinely just feel incomplete for the rest of my life facts or no
Like you guys know what I'm saying
You guys know what I'm saying
I feel like I would just feel incomplete
What's your thoughts on this
What?
Lacey got hard capped at 8k.
I have more than 8k right now.
Go ahead and move the goalpost again. Now, but on this note chat, on this note,
I actually skipped that. Yeah. No, I'm just kidding. I'm not even gonna. It's not even worth my time.
But I'm just letting y'all know the goalpost is gonna completely shift eventually you guys will see the goalposts will completely shift but
But chat
Listen I
Actually talked with twitch today. Okay, I'm not gonna go in depth to what that conversation was
Because obviously that's between me and twitch. Um, so I talked to twitch today first things first
They said that if I want to, I can cap myself.
So, I don't know, I was talking to them,
basically, if I cap myself, ad revenue would not change
at all, I would still be getting ad revenue,
it's literally just the number that displays.
So, if I want to, I can cap myself, why would you do that?
So, people could just get off my dick.
That's literally the only reason,
so people could get off my dick.
So, people could stop bouncing on my shit.
I can still see my analytics, I can still do whatever I want,
but so people just get off my meat.
But, I don't know, but what I talked to them about,
basically, there is definitely some shit going on, bro.
Definitely some shit going on.
They will still hate, there's no point.
I mean, people are gonna hate no matter what.
People are gonna hate no matter what.
I went live yesterday for 15 minutes
because I was doing a troll, fake, sick in bedstream
and I ended it after 14 minutes
and somehow people said I got view capped at 8K
and then I go live today and right now I have 10K.
So am I view capped at 10K now?
Like at this point, bro, at this point,
it's just like whatever, man.
It really is, it really is.
It's just like, whatever.
But, just ignore them.
No, no, no, I know, I know, I know, I know.
But, they talking shit about you.
Who?
If you don't go, go, like it.
Red man, thank you for the five giftin'!
If you don't go, go, like it.
Like, like, like, like it, like it, like it, like it.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I'm not going to lie!
No!
Bro, people are OD with this clip, bro.
This is not even bad.
This is not even bad.
Look at all the other things.
Bro, I had so...
I had fucking white on check 2!
I can't help I like Latina is what segment idea?
React to some artists that really allowed to see if you mess with them.
Um, I already did that, I already did that and I actually stumbled upon nine vicious.
I stumbled upon nine vicious
You definitely stink of bear cheeks, bro. I
Mean, I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means
I'm wrong so surprised
That the cons are still here. I like have you seen this? I
I just wanted to announce that this is the new me. This is Robin Flink for fucking music.
And finally, we're going to take a look at this video. And let everybody know that this is your hockey world.
I'm in Felicity. I'm in Ganymede. And you're up there to keep your mind.
No, if we're doing link clicking for reactions, can y'all send me stuff to actually react
to?
Like what is this?
Stop sending me shit like this.
Plagboy Max met Ye after his record breaking concert in Turkey.
Wait, the real Ye or like a fake Ye?
Wait, is that real?
I can't I can't tell I don't want to I don't want to be done
That's a real yay
That's actually safe
That's actually a congrats the match for me to yay bro imagine if Drake was there
Imagine if Drake was there, dude.
How's that D1?
How is that D1 to say congrats to Max?
Rage?
I got 1000 subs on game 7 tonight.
What streamers trying to wager?
FaceTime Rage.
Starting a FaceTime call to Rage.
Yo, did he like block my number or something, bro?
Like, who is Lacey, dude?
He's probably on D&D. He's probably on D&D. He's probably D&D. He's probably D&D.
He's probably D&D. Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.
Keith Raid? Yo Keith, thank you for the raid.
Type type in me if you're here for an raid in the chat. Thank you for the raid.
Okay, clearly he's not D&D and he's just not answering a phone.
Oh, may five open the box behind you.
What box?
Nelly, thank you for the five gifting.
So, type me in the chat if you sent something
to the new PO Box.
Chad, we're doing a PO Box opening.
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna do it on Tuesday or Wednesday.
So type me in the chat if you sent something
to the new PO Box.
We are gonna have a PO Box opening for the history books.
Okay, I'm telling you, this PO Box opening
is gonna be crazy.
It's gonna be crazy, bro.
I know that this PO Box opening is gonna have more.
You wanna know how?
I know it's gonna have more.
Go ahead and say on, son.
because I posted on TikTok and Instagram about the PO Box.
So I know it's gonna, surely it's gonna have more, right?
Madden 27 cover.
Is this real?
Is this real?
No way they put...
Halfway there, please God, oh my God.
When you realize OKC can be eliminated and Arsenal can lose the UCL on the same day.
Wait, should I react to the end of the PSG Arsenal game and fake a reaction of winning
and act like I'm super happy about PSG winning and then I can see all the people comment
Lacey doesn't know anything about ball.
Lacey knows nothing.
Bro is happy for no reason.
Yes? Okay, I bet.
PSG versus Arsenal, end.
Okay, hold on.
Here we go.
two has the football it's not going to settle in wait is this the first one
oh my gosh
come on PSG come on
Oh my gosh, what is he doing?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
What color jersey is PSG?
Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, now chat now tell me when a player steps up to kick tell me who it is tell me who it
is come on
What a kick! That's what I'm talking about! That's what I'm talking about, do we? That's what I'm talking about, do we? Send him home!
Come on! Come on! What is that? Oh my God, he's sold! Oh my God, he's sold!
Oh
He tried to do get too busy with it and stop
My god
That's a great save. That's a great save
That was a great pad for a better save
what a save by the goalie dude no PSG had it PSG had it oh you guys had the
I need!
Oh my God!
Declan Rice!
Yes!
Oh my God!
Brother Gole is not even trying!
The PSG Gole is not even trying!
He's got to be getting paid.
Oh my God.
Come on.
Nice.
Nice.
Okay.
Okay.
We just need one save and PSG wins.
Oh my God.
I've been a PSG fan my whole life.
Come on, goalie.
Oh, he's low.
I've been a PSG fan my whole life.
Come on, Goalie!
Oh, he sold! He sold!
Oh my God, let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
We won! We won! We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
Oh my God!
Who's the guy who made who made the who's the guy who missed the game winning goal? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? The guy who missed the game winning goal?
Gabriel bro Gabriel the thing about Gabriel chat like I kind of like I
personally wanted PSG to win obviously like first off PSG congratulations two
years in a row going back to that that doesn't happen very often in the UCL
So I'm happy to say I'm a big PSG fan, but Gabriel the thing about Gabriel is I do I do have like a soft spot in my heart
I feel kind of bad because he's such a young player and there was just so much pressure
He was probably so nervous going into this for him to miss this early on in his career. I just feel bad bro
I just feel bad. Oh
My god
But hey
Shout out to Dewey though shout out to Dewey taking that first penalty kick in in the in the finals is
Not something that's easy. So shout out to Dewey for getting that one to go shout out to Dewey, bro
Dewey's the best young player yeah, I know
What Gabriel's 42
It was Ramos, and also Ramos, very clutch, taking that first penalty kick for Ramos,
definitely had to have been very, very hard, very tough spot position to be put in.
A lot of shit on the line there, so shout out to Ramos for going out there securing that first
penalty kick. Wow, just a great game all around, bro. Just a great game all around.
PSG goes back-to-back, takes it, honestly.
You guys want to know my personal take on it?
My personal take on the game?
PSG is a very young team.
They're a very young team and they won back-to-back years.
I could see PSG going free in a row.
You know what I mean?
Especially when they get Mason Greenwood back.
because he was injured for this finals.
So...
He's a pedophile.
What's up, bro?
I thought you were sick.
I thought you were sick.
Nah, I'm on a head-to-head virus.
I just reacted to my team win.
What's wrong?
PSG.
Saw Bowie.
Bowie and Ramos clutched up.
Bowie?
Bowie and Ramos.
Do-way?
Do-way, do-way, do-way, do-way.
Do-way?
Do-way and Ramos.
I've probably literally.
You guys watched a game, bro.
I guess I did what?
Bro.
You wanted my personal opinion on it?
Yeah.
My personal opinion is there's such a young back UCL
championships.
So in my opinion, once Mason Greenwood comes back next season
for them, they're easily going three in a row.
I mean, they're super team, bro, another one.
I know, they really are.
PSG really is a super team.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie, they're really there.
Wait, what do you mean, Mason Greenwood?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
My chat told me that once that Mason Greenwood was injured
for them.
No, bro.
Mason Greenwood is a bad, yeah, it's bad, it's bad.
Oh, and you know what else?
You know what's genuinely crazy?
You know what's genuinely crazy about this?
This team right here, right?
Are you one of the youngest UCL champions in history?
Bro, as soon as they got rid of Mbappe,
immediately started winning.
You can't tell me that's a coincidence.
Mbappe just wasn't a winner.
Mbappe, in my opinion, he just never really had that hunch,
that drive, that mentality to win.
except for the 2018 World Cup where France won.
But the thing about that, Jason,
but the World Cup that he won in 2018,
the thing about it is they had a super team.
Like he wasn't even really that much of an impact
to the team.
I just don't think so, bro.
I just don't think so.
Like if you put in Boppe back on PSG next year,
I don't think they're winning.
I mean, that would be a mega super team.
Exactly.
I think Declan Rice is going to get traded to PSG.
That's my opinion.
I think Declan Rice is going to PSG next season.
Is that all from Marshall?
Yeah, I think Declan Rice is getting traded.
Why?
Um, this is what I think.
Why?
You can't get traded?
Oh yeah, when traded doesn't exist.
I'm a Beyonce, like, there's levels to this lark shooting.
No, no, no, I just, I just, I just larked.
I reacted to it like I was live reacting to it
and I cheered for PSG and now they're going to post the clip
and everybody's going to get mad at me.
And they're gonna say oh Lacey they're gonna say Lacey doesn't know anything about football Lacey Larkin
These guys don't watch football and all the footballs are gonna be like oh, I don't watch football
I don't watch football. Okay. Well guess what guess who's gonna win the World Cup?
Market book it right now Spain
Spain's winning the World Cup
I think I got I got France or Portugal
Wait, let's take a good ass team
Yeah, are you watching in games in it? Yeah, I'm about to go about to go. Are you watching
on Patreon? Oh, you're asking Buddha to watch on Patreon, bro. You didn't Buddha to watch
on Patreon. We could go watch on Patreon, so we could actually show it. I mean, I'm down.
I'm down, bro. That's actually not a bad shout. I'm down, but you didn't go live to go on
Patreon, bro. I know deep down right now that you don't want to do it on Patreon.
I actually know. I actually know, bro. I'll do it on Patreon. I can actually show the
game there. Think about it. It's the same thing as basically subbing. It's $5,
right? The cheapest one's $5? It is. Core Patreon. This is us, right? I'm
Projected I look you in project like shit. Oh, you don't want to go on patreon
But hear me out here me I look at my life if everybody does it you know, I'm cool. Look at this
Look at this core car video behind the scenes. Oh shit
Here we have the membership options
$5 and
We could just we could just stream it and show the game and then we could just read our chat
Because how everybody won't check I've been I've been I mean I'm down. I'm down and everybody else is down
But if you're not doing I'm not
If you're not doing well, I'll do it if you do it
So if you do it, I do it or if I do it you do it. Yeah, it's just mirrors are really hot in here. No, it's cold
I'm sweating you don't say yeah, bro
Oh, you wanna hear a story?
I haven't told a story I've shown before.
I woke up in the middle of the night
and I thought I pissed myself.
No, no, so serious.
I was laying in a puddle of wetness
and I thought that I pissed my pants in bed
in the middle of the night and my pants were soaked.
So I was really confused.
So I got up and I look at my bed
and it's wet everywhere in my bed.
And then I went like this and touched my arm,
And then I got on a fist and touched my arm, and then, guess what happened?
I was sweat.
It was sweat.
It was sweat.
I was sweating.
You have sweat.
You have cold sweats.
Yeah.
So you're sick as fuck?
Yeah.
You have fever.
No, the fever broke after I was sweat, like when I woke up?
So you don't have fever?
Actually, you know what?
Should I test my fever right now?
Yeah.
Here, talk to the doctor.
I think you're such a good doctor.
Yeah, there's no way I'd get even more sick, right?
Okay, is it possible?
I've been taking my vitamins though, well...
I'm not so hot.
No, I thought it's cool.
Alright, here, I'm gonna take my temperature right now.
But last night when I woke up sweating, I didn't have a fever.
So right now, we're about to find out, ready?
You know I'm a fever, my brain's going wrong.
96 is not fever.
96.6, 96.8.
97.5 is not fever.
No, I'm good, 97.5, see the fever broke, I told you I'm good.
I'm literally good. I literally woke up sweating and then people was gone
Definitely not Lacey check the oxy tweet
Lacey broke down into tears
Lacey broke down into tears after PSG beat arsenal in penalties
I've been a PSG fan all my life we won as soon as they got rid of and Boppe
They immediately started winning W. LARP's W. LARP's W. LARP's
Yeah, it's great LARP's
Great LARP's
That's actually great LARP's what's your larger game. I do what the game is what in in 30, no
Yeah, which are you betting on it or no? I
Have some shit on it was a rage. Oh, no, no
I put I put two bands on when be over on points SGA over on points and spurs
money like yeah I can I can do that how much you want to put on it all right
like just money line straight up you don't want to put any any like any
parley in there okay okay so here's you want to hear how I sports bet you want
I'm gonna tell you my strategy, I'm gonna tell you my strategy is going into it, okay?
I'm gonna tell you my strategy.
My strategy is, no, no, no, no, no, cuz I'm gonna tell a chat, too.
My strategy is chat.
I try to predict exactly how the game is gonna go.
So in my head, you wanna know how this game is gonna go?
You wanna know my thoughts?
You think it's gonna be a high score, you know what I think?
Sevens are statistically like defense is key, right?
I feel like it's gonna be a low scoring game.
It's gonna be an intense low scoring game.
I disagree.
I think that, I think Wemby and SGA are gonna be.
I don't think Wemby dropping forward the SGA.
Yes, it is, yes it is.
It's gonna be Wemby and SGA just going back and forth
and it's gonna be a genuine, it's gonna be a crazy game.
It's gonna be them just going back and forth
and it's gonna be high scoring
and the overs gonna hit.
There's gonna be a lot of points overs
that are gonna hit and
Um, Spurs are gonna win.
Alright, bro, it's okay.
You just put the money line down.
How much?
Alright, alright.
Yeah, but are you gonna actually pay me?
Yeah.
Yes.
When am I not ever paying you?
I swear to God, bro.
I'll pay you even before.
Okay, so how much?
A thousand.
On the Spurs?
On the Spurs.
What if we just cook something up right now?
Me and you?
No.
Why do you want to do parlays, bro?
I do straight bets.
Okay, so I'm gonna be honest bro it doesn't like like and I'm just keeping it real with you. That shit's boring
No, it's not you put in a thousand to win a thousand like what are we doing?
Let's shut up. Let's make let's make this interesting dude. You already got your bed. So let your bet happy
You are you I mean? All right rums
All right, let's do let's do let's do bro. Let's do 1500 each
1500, I'll put 1500 on Spurs first, Shay.
Roms, put three bands on Spurs Moneyline.
You didn't even have one be over.
You didn't even have your bed and you liar.
No, I'm doubling with you.
Are you doubling with me?
Yeah, I'm going back in.
Oh my God.
3K Spurs Moneyline, 1500 each.
How much does it pay?
How much does it pay?
Stop doing parlays, you bully.
Guess how much money I'm up in the playoffs.
Hello.
I'm a fucking young young on my stream five push-ups right now
Five push-ups right now. Get on your knees and do five push-ups Jason. You just yawn. You want new push-ups now, bro
You're the one that yawns on stream bro. Yes, I've been doing an eight-hour shift today
Are they eight hours shift today, man? Really? Yes
I'm booted up at 8 30. Look now the chat's yawning. I just saw an anti-con to yawn
Are we gonna have a spurs or Z?
No, we could like make one real quick before the game if you want.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You want to like, how do you want to do it?
I have like t-shirts and we can just put like a one on them.
That's actually not a bad shot.
You want to do it right now?
Yeah.
Alright, let's do it.
Let's go get one.
Let's go make one.
Alright, switch to Jason's IRL.
Alright, switch to Jason's IRL.
Come on.
Switch to Jason's IRL.
Switch to Jason's IRL.
Switch to Jason's IRL.
Switch to Jason's IRL.
Switch to Jason's IRL.
What do you do? Do you have like a thick fat chirpy?
I do.
I want some watermelon.
What do you want an egg salad sandwich?
Egg salad sandwich.
Yeah.
I better get that bullshit off my face, but hold on.
You want egg salad?
No, get that bullshit off my face.
I want that shit.
This is a fucking fridge full of...
Wait, Chad, y'all don't fuck with egg salad sandwiches?
I'm sorry, we'll see you later.
Oh, it's so cold in here.
Oh my god.
Wait, I'm not...
Hey, Coco! Hey, Coco!
Uh, yeah.
You want to say hi to Jason?
Here.
Come say hi to Jason, give him a kiss.
Give Jason a kiss.
I would call the Coco Chop and then want to pun it, but I have to pet it.
Good girl.
Give Jason a kiss, Coco.
Good girl.
Give Jason a kiss, Coco.
Good girl.
Don't fucking touch me.
Yeah.
All right, ready?
Come on.
Wait, I might have a jersey.
You have a wemby jersey?
I might. Let me check.
Why would you have a wemby jersey?
Let me check. Let me check.
All right, the bag is in.
Jason, it's, it's, Jason, it's 1500 to win. Guess how much?
Come on.
We have odds. We have odds.
To win 3300.
That's good, bro.
We got underdogs because okay, she's home
Oh my god
Bro, we got to do a ritual with that right now. We got to do a ritual. Oh god. We got to do a ritual. Oh my god
Remember, bro. Let's do another 500 on spurs
No, no, no, no, no, no, you can't, I'm done.
Yeah, bro.
We gotta do a fuckin' ritual, bro.
Oh my god, we gotta do a ritual.
Uh, uh, no.
I mean, I have a candle for my room.
We gotta burn this shit.
Why are you giving me a jersey?
Hold on!
No way, bro.
We gotta burn this fucking jersey.
Why don't I feel like I left in Florida though or wait, where did I go to be met?
Okay, the will you I don't think I have it anymore
Duke just way the flamethrower. We're gonna burn it. Yes
Burn as the age. Yes
Yeah, it's uh...
It's more better.
For Wimby, man. We have to give Wimby our candy.
Wait, Chad, is that fucked up if we burn at SGA Jersey?
Is that fucked up?
We gotta get candles.
I know that. That's not fucked up.
It's so hot in this house.
Yes, Gigi. Twitter gonna be mad at you.
Right, either way, this is gonna end bad for us,
because if we do a ritual with SGA Jersey
And then the Spurs lose all the Spurs fans are gonna be mad at us
And then if we do a ritual with the SGA jersey and the Spurs win all the Thunder fans are gonna be mad at us
So what do I do with this? Here's what we're gonna do
We're gonna go to a dark room
We're gonna lay it down in the middle and we're gonna get candles and line them up in a circle all around it
And we're gonna sit down across from each other and we're gonna do a ritual and curse the Thunder tonight
Or just wear the jersey no
I can't wear this shit. I mean last time you curse that shit. I wore a PC jersey today. The curse is fucking broken
That was last year's. Oh, yes, true. Yeah, my curse is broken too
It works in the spring. Do you have candles? I
Have one
Okay, I have one too, so let's grab a mini candle and make a potter on the house.
We're not having to save this from the house.
We're not having to save this from the house.
We're not having to save this from the house.
It's scary, I don't do rituals, bro.
This is kind of scary.
I don't like rituals.
Maybe we need to sacrifice a bill pan.
It smells like f**king...
I have one candle.
Smells good in here, bro.
What the fuck these steps going to, bro?
Where are these steps going to, dude?
Those are cocoa steps.
I was like, bro.
Because her little ass can't jump on a bed.
Okay, I have one candle.
You have one?
I do.
No, she's cold as shit.
I don't need her, bro.
Dude, it's cold, bro.
Is it?
It's really not.
Maybe it's not 65.
It's cold.
I think my face is broken.
Yah, hey, SGA, because he never repeated an outfit.
I'm not gonna lie, you should be dead.
My thermos now might be broken.
I mean, is he broken?
Hell-fat owner.
Yo, dude, it's set to 72. What do you want me to do?
There you go.
It's done.
Two candles is weak ass shit.
I mean I have another one but this is my good candle.
No we can't half ass, get it.
This is my good candle.
This is my good candle.
This is my good candle.
We can't half ass a fucking ritual dude.
If we're gonna fucking curse the thunder we're doing it all out.
Oh god man.
I
Come on bro. Do you have a lighter?
That's our plasma lighter
Why would you stick your finger in it?
Actually, I don't know. You should try it.
You didn't get that fast in the light at any games?
Is that even gonna wash the table doesn't even mean go live, bro?
I bet Drew has a candle. He seems like it's something I thought I would have a candle.
No, he does.
Ladies has a lot.
Ladies has candles?
Yes.
We always have a lot of candles.
How many candles do we need? We have 30, bro. It's like a triangle.
Can we time out, Feldy? Wait, why?
What is it?
I just heard someone behind the bar.
I don't think there's anyone here.
Holy shit, Jason, you got a problem, bro.
It's my birthday, man.
I'm gonna give you gifts and shit.
I don't got candles here.
All right, we gotta go.
We gotta go to the oscillators and candles.
Bro, how many candles do we need?
How many candles do we need?
and Jason's chat and he didn't call you back.
Yeah, I know, Rage just doesn't answer his phone.
He doesn't like that.
Wait, Rage in my chat?
Rage is trying to bet, fuck, oh, he's calling.
Yeah, I called, he's calling.
Huh?
Of course he's calling you, fuck Rage.
Rage.
Stop running.
Stop running from one.
I'm gonna put a thousand subs up on this game.
I'm not being fucked, brother.
You gotta give me odds, brother,
because it's an OKC home game.
Yeah, what are we talking about, brother?
Do you believe, do you, are I answering from Texas?
Yes, I'm from Texas.
Believe it or not, bro, call it.
I believe it else, I believe it won't be.
But you gotta give me odds.
Otherwise, why would I bet with you
when I could just bet against the fucking
official sportsbook?
You don't want to give a thousand subs
to your fans and money?
Like, what? You gotta give?
Well, I can literally win and then give
my chat subs, bro.
But you're not gonna do that.
You're not gonna do that.
A lot of men see all across the room
Like they can't afford to stop Jason and I'm gonna get them free subs
So you want a lot so you in a lot? Oh, there's Lacey by the way. Fuck you
Fuck I called you twice. You don't answer your phone. I love you. Fuck you fall for play
Hey, right now. You're not like that. Yes, he's not like us
No, I would have but you didn't answer the phone so now when I see you it's up
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Yes, I did I called you twice and next time I see you it's we're putting the gloves on I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Rage rage you're not like us, bro. You're not like us
Yo listen bro a thousand subs how about 500 500 500 me and Lacey
500 me and Lacey bro just split in between us
Okay
No
To bag a pest with only lemon we're making money moves right now. Lacey come on
Each
Yeah, but if you give us
500 each wait whoa why wouldn't I just take the money of those 500 gifids and
put it on the actual game where I have odds yeah that's what I said you want
to give your your viewers no I don't no I don't
I'm not I mean I like you
A thousand let's do Wow. Yeah, fuck you 500 a lot
How much 500 brothers 200?
500
We like we like
I bet wouldn't be no family
Well now you have
2005 now you have $4,000 on the game congrats, okay?
I'm burning so neither we have a single candle
We got three reds putting in the fucking triangle you want to join this ritual or no?
My god, I can see your eyes are turning blue
Let's go to a dark room.
His eyes are turning blue!
Dude, in the basement.
In the room with no windows.
Dude, I don't like being outside.
We've been outside for fucking two seconds.
Is your face hurt?
What are you talking about?
Is your face hurt?
Is my face hurt?
My fucking throat kinda hurts.
That's not what I asked.
I asked if your face hurts.
No, why would my face hurt?
It's killing me.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Okay.
Let's go Oklahoma City.
Come on.
Okay, should we go to the basement?
I don't think it's theater.
Oh, it's roughly sitting in the theater.
Good idea.
Well, I changed the size of the 4K on this first.
I actually rounded up the,
But as a matter of fact, just put 10k, bro, fuck it.
Just put 10k, Jack.
I mean, boss.
Holy shit.
Wait, who the fuck is watching us, bro?
Hey.
Hey, bro.
Oh, shit.
Wait, Drew, can you turn off the lights?
Huh?
Uh, yeah.
Who's that talking out there?
It's you guys.
It's not a fucking 8mm.
It's all that I've been back here.
I'm doing this all along.
If you meet the uh...
Nakao and be able to take that.
Go on the table and keep it lit, bro.
Oh my god, yeah, this is it right here.
Oh fuck.
Damn, bro.
What the fuck, how many things is this for candles to do?
Oh my god.
They put music on.
What the fuck is that music?
I typed in cursed songs and that was the first one.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
It's gotta be like this.
No, no, no, go back. It's gotta be like something.
Come on.
Hey, see you later.
Hi.
Poppin' out for a... I don't know if Uncle Rich me, but this is your idea.
Humm-mm.
There you go, buddy.
Humm-mm-mm.
STA.
Tonight will be the worst day of your career.
Rembi will dominate you,
You'll tick over the game,
and the Thunder will go home.
With every flop, your skill level will disc-decrease.
You'll go out there, and you'll shoot three for fourteen.
And you'll go to the line, as at least as little as possible.
The refs are gonna let the game play them, and it's game seven.
Flopping's not gonna do you any justice.
You didn't even deserve to beat the Lakers.
He's essentially been cursed.
We're gonna win that.
He must blow out the main candle first.
We have to say, we know we have to save them, okay?
Save them for the fourth quarter. Save them for the fourth quarter.
We have to blow these two out at the same time. Wait.
At a street end, we're going to count down from three and blow these two candles out.
And at that moment, we will have them cursed.
Three, two, one.
It's official, bro.
It's official.
It's official, bro.
The spurs are winning.
The spurs are winning.
It's the spurs are winning.
Watch it.
I'm sweating.
Dude, you have a fucking hoodie on.
Let's go.
She just sounded like she's screaming.
She's screaming.
She's screaming.
She's screaming.
She's screaming.
She's screaming.
She's screaming.
Let's go.
She just sounded like Squidward.
She's going to do ten times better now?
No, no, no, no. That's not how that works.
Ooh, princess.
Here you go.
Ooh, no trap, bruh.
Who planted this in here?
We're going.
We're going.
We want to make a wedding trip on the new train track.
I got it.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I swear to you that you don't know.
That lit candle is going to be the reason the status of our SGA headed to the locker room with a knee injury.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Are you dead?
What if I just
Wait, where is that fat shark yet?
Not over there, huh?
Wait, where is that?
Hey, I lost it.
You know what that done?
You leaving the kitchen?
Seven.
That's the last one we tell it.
Yeah, but I cleaned the kitchen.
Dude, I feel like we should drag you over those pretzels.
Fat ass, man.
Stop eating.
I have the flu, it's normal to be hungry.
I'm hungry.
No, you should actually...
Why did you let me put your seat?
Cap.
That's not...
Cap.
Oh, they're snacking here or something?
Ooh, wait, they'll snack at him after that.
Oh my God, I've found a mythic chest.
Dude!
My God.
What?
Man, this is like your fucking...
This is your heaven, bro.
What is that?
Gushers?
Little bites?
Squishies?
Squishies?
Gushers, little bites, Scooby-Doo Snacks.
Never met a big fan of Twinkies.
Yeah, Twinkies are made.
Dunkaroos.
Suck on this little shit.
I could suck on this little shit.
Ooh, the peanut man.
No sharpies, man. We forgot the fucking plop.
Now you ever had some grips though?
See white cheddar grits, he's telling you he's hit.
Nice healthy snack too.
I don't know where the black sharpies are.
Drill!
You build like a Twinkie?
Okay, now fuck your grandma.
What the fuck?
Surely there's a sharpie somewhere over here.
Oh, problem. Follow up, pal.
Wait.
She's dead? Womp, womp.
Man, I got something in common.
Seriously, dude?
Can you see me?
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
You're gonna need to step by a tree and you just keep a kick out of it after you throw her ashes.
I'm not gonna let you do that.
Yeah.
What are we looking for?
Black Sharp B.
Not food.
I'm making two jerseys.
I'm making two jerseys.
I'm making two jerseys come on
God, bro.
I'm kind of out of Jersey.
No one's going to even be on Hell Difference.
Telling you about it.
How do you feel?
Come on.
I'm going down on me.
Bang.
Well, when be Jersey?
Spur one.
How's the hell Jersey?
Leaked your shirt brand, fuck you.
Okay, and then on the back you do,
oh God, hold on.
When oh
No, oh no when
When Ben
Right when Ben
Yeah
Ma.
Is that right?
Is that right?
Wimpy Nama? Right?
Oh my god, bro.
I guess I'm still in the fucking spot in my face.
What are you doing?
I just need a fucking bro. I need this game to start.
Dude, this shit is ass, bro. Whatever fucking snacks this is.
Come on now.
No, spur is not spur.
That sounds like...
Is that like a slur?
Who's that for?
Is that for me?
Can I get that one?
No.
Why?
This is my magic one.
Spurs.
Why?
Can you make me one?
Yeah, hold on.
I'll make this one a little longer.
Where's mine?
Oh, fuck.
You got one jersey?
I just do.
You only got one jersey, bro?
I thought you had your own white shirt.
Oh, you said you had two for me.
I have another white shirt if you want to go around, do you have a white shirt or not?
Any white shirt, what's that?
Put it up.
Put it up, bro.
That's how the game starts. You have to let the shirt dry.
Oh, fuck.
Ben-Yana? Is that how you spell Ben-Yana?
Man, what size shirt is this?
XL.
You said XL.
What's up?
This is a good shit.
Like dead ass.
Good shit.
I remember when you used to spend like four shirts.
You thought I was in a fucking quad XL?
I mean, brother with Loki.
Loki, I thought this was...
Did you used to shop in the big and tall section?
No.
Dead ass?
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Where you going?
are you going to the back of the other way
you're going to the back of the other way
yo bro that's not the fucking bathroom man
yo stop digging into fucking for it
I'm getting a free sign
it's part of the ritual
how do we get part of the ritual
what ritual
Is everybody in the scene, Capri-sense?
Yo, man.
Chat on the road.
Yo, T-Volks, can you stop spamming that fucking emoji?
Bro, so what are we doing right now? We're eating until the fucking...
Capri-son!
I'm actually so excited because you want to know it's crazy.
Yeah.
Wait, can I make mine?
You know what the greatest two words in all of sports is?
Game seven.
Game seven.
I think I like game seven.
This series going to game seven is actually like, this is probably going to be the walk
approach.
not a better game than a game seven.
This is probably the most watched
Western Conference final in a very long time.
Well, I think it's because people think that whoever wins
just isn't going to win the championship.
They're sleeping on the nicks.
I mean, I'm not going to lie.
The nicks are not beating either this time.
When be injured is ankle warming up.
No, you didn't, no, you didn't, no, you didn't.
That's got to be cat.
No, you didn't.
Lacey and Jason Levine has successfully cursed SGA for the finals game, oh god, oh no, wait
I'm on Twitter, oh no Brown, I'm like fucking scared of Twitter now.
Spurs?
What do you think?
That looks good.
What do you think?
That looks good. That actually does. That actually looks good.
How do you feel, Wimby?
Wimby is number one, right?
Yeah, number one.
I've never had a fucking bottle pop in my life.
Yeah, my ass.
God damn, bro. What?
God damn, I don't even need a look at you to see that you slurped and all look that shit
What are you even?
What?
Wembo? Wemby!
Bro, that's not his name, spell it out, bro. I already spelled Wemby.
Bro, I'm about to draw him too, make a little portrait on the front.
You're gonna draw Wemby.
It's like a fan made jersey.
Did the airline gun? How is that one?
They'll be wearing the line bear. Okay.
You know he's bald right?
He doesn't have hair.
I thought he had the blue.
Oh, fuck.
I don't have to do it.
He's a little bigger.
What is that?
That's just his hair.
He has a buzz.
Now he looks like he has a fucking helmet on.
God damn it.
Chacha chacha.
It's funny.
Let me get a torture gun.
I
Be
Fuck you sure never okay. Oh nice eyebrows. You're a good eyebrow. Thank you
I used to be an art class middle school and taught me how to draw eyes like this
Yeah, it's what it kind of did to their snow burbys.
Why did you put your eyes on it?
I didn't, bro.
They're saying you drew Ray Asian Boy instead.
No, no, no, wait, wait.
This is the finishing product.
you drew right Asian boy instead wait wait wait this is the finishing
promise didn't the fucking slender man right here the aiming wait why don't I
actually see it come you get I see it right and you got a nice goatee it's
just like heat right there oh fuck yeah fuck yeah
fuck yeah that's actually good drawings bro right much wrong with it sir
I'm gonna let us hard bro that's tough bro and then and then we draw the body
And he's like he's like your shit. What the fuck is that he like the fuck
He's a let he has no legs, but that's his whole thing though, bro. He's tall
I just do a tennis ball next to that man fuck it
this week as jersey I can't say much or no punch room what I'm saving till end of summer
when I have six but just wait just wait till wait till wait till the end of summer game
fucking seven boys locked the fucking
where are you going man?
the bathroom is right here
the bathroom is right here
so
what's up Nugget and Lyle what are you doing?
what are you doing?
come on bro good fucking jersey
When we on the back, good custom?
I got that back.
Let me blast up the Spurs fans real quick.
You're the coffee that I need in the morning You're the sunshine when I'm at her and the
daddy
Is this normal?
Feel this.
Like is this normal?
Why is it like that?
That's what I'm saying.
Why am I sweating so much?
I don't know if y'all can see on the cam,
but my shirt like, genuinely think I could wring it out.
Look, ready?
Okay, maybe not.
That's actually disgusting, bro.
Ew, bro, I have place he's fucking cold flat on my hand.
No, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I have a lacy touch!
I'm gonna give you a lacy touch!
I'm gonna give you a lacy touch!
You have to touch it!
I just don't raise it in someone else.
Give it to the chat.
That's actually disgusting.
Like why am I just dressed in slacks?
I don't know, bro, but that's fucking disgusting.
I lost my phone.
My phone's over there.
Oh, it's right here.
Why do you keep leaving your stream?
I'm putting my shirt over there.
bet to ride with y'all let's go spurs let's go I live I got five
panacea I got 10 K I got 10 K in the game I have four K but basically put
that a five but the YouTube time doesn't sound good so you have five I also have
five which equals 10 we could just say 10 K back mod says title 10 I think I'm
I'm really five
I mean, this is about to be movie tagging. I'm gonna see if I'd be a movie. I'm excited
Bro, he's gonna ask him bro, you know I open my spotify and it said join a deaf jam
Yeah.
Should I join a jam?
What was he listening to?
Wait, how do you join a jam?
I could join a jam too.
Can you?
What was what, mom?
He says he's listening to this.
What was that?
What's a dad doing upstairs?
Uh, should we not go up there?
I think we should start banging down.
He's listening to TVH by Party Next Door.
There's only one reason here, doesn't it, that song?
Um, you have this bet also, you placed once before the playoffs started.
Six thousand?
Oh my god.
A thousand on the Spurs?
I put a thousand on the spurs to win the Western Conference to win six thousand before the playoff started
So let's go knock on that shit. I'll do it. Okay
But I'm gonna be honest I'm gonna start looking like a pig
You already do
Are you guys oh may 5?
You know what is it? We're not gonna sneak the camera under his door
For my butt is soaked with such that like bro, do you like have a fucking dialogue that's not fucking target bear
So dad
My dad
The dad you watching this first game or not
Give it a little knock maybe?
What?
You watching this first game or not?
Did I? Hey
Let me try. Y'all like that? It's Lacey.
Nah, Jason's not here. I lied.
Hey, it's good bro.
You guys doing an actual ritual? I looked on Twitter.
Oh god.
in a dark room yes a brown candle you
you whatever it is for my spurs you're
just to watch the game in theater I'm
down
come on bro we have a speaker down there
sit down there bro yeah fuck it let's go
Oh, actually, I'm a little too early.
Hold on guys, I gotta go put the order in on.
No!
Yo, you see my Wimby portrait or no?
What?
You see my Wimby portrait or no?
Yeah, pretty good.
Yeah, you did a good job.
Yeah.
Not bad.
Better go two for two today.
PSG one.
Now it's time for the fucking, oh my god.
Oh, you woke up at 9 and didn't watch party huh? You woke up at 9 and didn't watch party? Yeah
How'd it go?
Pg1 off pens. You don't even really watch football though. Yes, I do
Does he? I watch pcagabot all the sevens. I've been watching games. Okay, and you're team one today?
Watch team one of them. Well, I literally made all of Pg1. She was fucking epic. Oh
Shit, that's the game
Yeah
We say yes, what you better is your light, right?
Hey, throw me that. I like we 80 away from them. So
Shutter speed I know it's cuz it's like to
We watching from up here. I want to watch down here. Yeah, dad
This is about to be a legendary fucking game
What?
I just had a real-life realization that honestly is making me change my life right now, for
the better.
I just had to put deodorant on my under-boob.
So starting today I'm locking in.
Starting today, the great Lacey Locking starts.
Who got the lights on, Gary?
I got it
You got to hit the gym brother how many times you don't say
How many day one you have you would be always hot in here though
Don't give me a fucking
Daddy go real saying I should tweet
No, it's weak.
Bro, what is this weak ass ad, Drow?
Let me cope with Drow's.
It's loud ass!
It's loud ass!
It's loud ass!
Fuck!
God, Drow!
For five years with Seyday Wi-Fi,
it's sitting, imagine that.
Dex! Dex, what the fuck?
You really need one of the most iconic directors
to film a simple war.
We're the remote.
Of course we are.
We have a drone.
But we're the famous...
Bro, I feel like we should watch that a set up.
A set up?
Isn't this just like ass angles or am I tripping?
What do you think?
Is this ass angles?
I'm gonna have to make a tweet, bro.
Don't make a fucking tweet.
They're saying it's peak
SGA was sent to the locker room stop order putting alien emojis in a chat
I'm down to spark on a patron. But the thing is if we spark on a patron, how can we show them the game?
I'm pretty sure woax had it set up. I'm not gonna lie. Right. Yeah, that's how you kept asking
I'm down to fuck you. It's a good first
I mean, that's what we said we were gonna do
Oh
There's definitely still gonna be a clipper in there that's that opposed to clip if there's like a game winner or some shit
Yeah, sir, probably
Like I guess yoxic isn't something to the page around so we could get his tweet. I
Think we should run it. I tell what was I'm down to running. I mean bro works here
I'm down so I'm down. I'm down to sacrifice my shit for the group
Okay, I'll do it
Shilke's streaming on his own.
Bro, that's crazy though, you brother.
I mean, I'm not even live, so...
Loki would have to squeeze it.
It's up to y'all. It's up to y'all too.
Bro, let's do the next game, Trevor.
Wait a minute.
Bro, this is game 7. This is gonna be better than it.
Probably the actual finals, so...
Wait, can we actually go to New York for one of the games?
I'm down.
You know how much quartz I take it so
Yes, of course either like a hundred page
In New York for finals it's gonna be my little eyebrow. This is
So all we got to do is just tell a little closer, but turn it on essentially
I think so.
Fuck it.
I'm down, it's up to J.
Did you put a slip in her, probably, huh?
Yeah, bro, we have 5K depot this year, right in the line.
So on the Patreon, we can have us right here on the top left, and we can actually show the game.
I don't know, I think so. I'm pretty sure you can do anything on Patreon.
You can watch anime, watch games.
Oh, let's watch anime on the Patreon, girl.
this is game seven brother yeah we can't we can't show it on Twitter you
can show it on Facebook
no bro I can't pay for it
I'm going to do it.
Wait, JDubb is off this game, right?
I think he's hurt, yeah.
Wait, is nobody in the stadium?
Oh, this is dark.
What do you mean?
Son, we got no money
No, no, no, that's a day
Watch anime on that shit man. I was watching anime on that. Yeah, I was in a manner. I
Don't think
After the game you want to watch episode 8 of me?
Yeah
Look Swapass put on good ass Swapass
Do I actually?
Bro I don't know why I'm sweating so much
You're disgusting bro
Oh fuck no
You're disgusting
Bro I don't know why I'm sweating so much
You're disgusting bro
Oh
Take a shower I
Guess some of those presents
No, I know my swap as a break. Oh, I can't like I'm sorry. I haven't looked in hentai. I know I can't control my sweatshirt
No, you're not the hentai bro. You're six in your section. I'll just go that's fucked up six in
sex, sorry, yeah
I
Paid for patreon and haven't gotten shit. It's cap. It's cap. It's literally in the hide of scenes uploaded right now
What that was good?
what the fuck is that oh my god you think Shay knows that we cursed him
surely he was scrolling Twitter in the pregame like in the locker room
you center us Joe yeah why not stream on both so are you retired or are you
Me? Yes. I didn't even say shit. Fuck you. Look at Webby!
I'm not framing a coke withdrawal as being sick. You guys realize I'm actually sick. I don't do coke.
You're going to do coke.
Stream on boat.
Yeah, I heard the first stream of your first.
It's an excuse for reef.
Come on, SGA.
It's not sure that you're going home.
SGA fucking clock, man.
You're going home.
That first row is here.
Oh my god, this is actually a row together.
Oh my god, this is actually gonna be a legendary game.
Yo, could someone in the Discord go on the stage and not show the game?
For the chat, please?
Somebody in the Discord?
Mods to be in the Discord?
Five mods, too.
If I have any fucking mods.
Here we go, chat.
Here we go, chat.
Let's go
Get this you're rolling in
Access to sweating is an early sign of type 2 diabetes
And when we literally owns chat every single day of the fucking week
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go
He's got this hard.
It almost a quarter shot!
Well, he's pushing Wemby.
No, you're either going to try and hurt Wemby this game.
Oh my god.
Hit, oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Oh, he's got a 40.
Oh, he's got a 40.
Oh, he's got a 40.
Oh my god.
He's got a 40!
He's got a 40.
Look, SGA's scaring me to get them all.
Oh my god.
My god.
Wait.
Wait.
I'm just going to go for the ball.
I'm going to go for the ball.
Oh my god.
Wait, where actually is it?
It's the Fon Castle.
What the fuck?
That's a flagrant.
What the fuck is that?
Close the door?
Why?
What's that?
Wait, what does it change if you close the door?
Light in the back.
I feel like it's gonna be like,
You can tell who won the game on the third quarter,
it's not a game.
No.
I think he's getting the penalty.
You're just gonna go down there in a wire?
I think he's going to overtime.
This is the 12th meeting between these teams.
There are no secrets.
There's only my dog, Castle and a horse.
I beat Castle and a horse pretty much.
I'm playing in the Eastern Conference Final,
get a set of Western fucking Alarm.
You got that curse
Play chat
We're behind two minutes
Yo chat, I saw this one tiktok with this guy reacting to the game, and...
Oh my god!
And he had like this like on-screen overlay basically where you could see that like what
was happening live and I don't know how to explain it.
Like it wasn't the game but it like showed a live like play by play type game.
Ah, Castle.
That's who Super Finks are used to.
Y'all know what I'm talkin' about or no?
No, I'm talkin'.
Chats are bum, man.
I'll be on you there.
What the fuck are we doin'? Get a rebound.
Runs, can you put that on the screen, maybe?
It's off.
Airbong!
Fuckin bum
Someone's in the discord just streaming your P.O.E
Pretty adge
So now what I said, oh my god, I read me poster even jump even jump, but holy fuck. Yeah, baby. Oh
Oh
My god
First going to fucking right right here
The trap man is the a bear they know he lives ago in that fucking left wing. Oh
My god, what I got a new door selling
Why it no mods time the guy who's just through my stream
No, I'm done with the pretzels I can't run
I
Never know page on it
No, it's like a ass whip
Yo
The fuck bro, you see what they're gonna do. They can't push baby go like that
boo
Oh, that's a foul.
Oh, I like this place on fire.
Dude, I think Wemby's going to be a Laker in the future.
He's going to be a Laker in the future.
Wemby's going to retire a sperm.
Wendy will eventually be a Laker.
Oh, no.
Come on, Wendy.
Come on, Wendy
Oh
Fox's back, baby. Oh the spurs are looking good
The travel oh my god, she is choking as she is shit in the bed. Oh
My god, what lose passing Wow? Oh
Let's go passing. That's a great look guys. I told y'all SGA is a
Factor no, okay, gonna retweet SGA is the most fraudulent MVP in the history of the NBA
I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna go desktop. I want to stop to a delay
For delay and so we can just I feel like at desktop. It's just it's a lighter vibe
We can talk to chat. We can see all the refweets coming in. Yeah, we can see all the W's all the booze all the bangs
Yeah, holy fuck
Let's go desktop
Yeah, I do a hit.
Come on.
Yeah, now get your shit.
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Look at him fall!
Look at me fall and he faked the memory!
You did not hurt your knee, bro!
I need free throws.
I was walking on a face in him.
I need free throws.
Ah, fuck it!
Oh my God, I almost tore my seat.
Party of the year is in the house tonight.
Everybody just had a good time.
Still cute.
Bro, how is he, how is he late for his paycheck?
How is he late?
He's here!
He's not even here, bro!
He's not even here, bro!
He's like a level patriarch and not even alive for the game.
Sixty, you can take this floorboard off.
You know how to make it live? Like, edit it yourself?
What do you mean?
Oh, I put that game on the screen that shows the live play-by-play.
No.
It's better. It's like this little thing, and it shows...
Let me see some of my reactions, though.
I know, it shows where the ball is.
You know what I mean?
So you just like, you window capture and crop your screen.
And it's basically what we're watching.
Okay.
It's the real app? Is that what it's called? Is it real?
Just pretend you're playing 2K.
It's on Peacock or U2TV?
Probably both.
Hey chat, thank God I made this bet with Ray's man.
We will be seeing 500 subs going into the chat very soon.
That's on U2TV too!
Huh? Are we?
Yeah we are.
Oh no.
Oh, no.
You don't have it?
Oh, no.
You don't have it?
Wait, is it not on YouTube TV?
It was like, tight.
They're saying it's on Peacock.
I have Peacock, you have Peacock?
Wait, verify your home area, allow?
You don't have Peacock?
Wait.
There you go.
I'm totally...
If you get to find the right...
You know how to crop...
...the thing?
Oh, it's working? Yeah.
You want to score a lag game?
So just go to...
Just go outside and do it.
Oh, but you gotta turn hardware acceleration off, you know how to do that?
You know how to do this. I do bruh. It's not Baylash. I know how to do this shit, bruh.
Turn the, I gotta turn the hardware acceleration off, right? Is what I gotta do?
Yes, yes, go to settings. Hardware, gotta turn the hardware acceleration to go to the settings.
No, don't show, don't show! Close that.
I'm in full cam though. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, I just leaked my LLC name.
Here I got you man, let me do this shit.
What's it called now? It's not called hardware acceleration now, what's it called chat?
What's it called chat, anybody know?
Is it not called hardware acceleration?
No, it's called something else now.
virtualized something you forgot the fucking pretzels graphic acceleration
oh graphics acceleration there you go how do we forget the pretzels you fat
bitch you have food in your fridge bro oh you're right I want to know
why don't you like eggs out what do you want to fucking egg salad bear check
Is it exactly good oh my god
Why is it?
Why'd you see it like that?
Why can't you crop it?
No
Oh my god, bro
Window catcher window catcher
What a cry for you.
You two TV?
Is this going to jump?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You should fix it.
Fix it.
Fix it!
No, I don't want to!
I don't want to!
Why is your shit like that?
That's 2K!
That's 2K!
That's 2K!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro.
Got an NTA out of position and maybe we're going to react.
It's not close enough to the power call.
Fuck, what are we doing about it?
W2K, W2K.
What do I do? What do you do now? How do we...
Jesus! Stop, stop, stop.
So that was okay. Why is your shit like this?
Why is it like that?
Oh my god, bro.
I don't know what just happened in it all.
I don't know.
Bro what are you doing?
What the fuck is going on?
Oh my god.
No.
Help.
Bro.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Oh
Is that a commercial case we can figure this out right now, okay?
So I think the problem is gonna be here, right? You're gonna want to add this you're gonna want to add a
a display capture a window capture definitely a display capture okay you're gonna want to do
definitely this one okay but listen i know people are probably all lazy this okay guys this right
here is literally just a nice little youtube video all right it's a youtube video it should be alt
but your alt does it makes it weird oh there you go how do you crop now it should be all
bro you want to go to my setup should not be all you should be straight abolished man
plus E and do it manually?
Control E?
Oh, hell no, bro.
Do it manually, bro.
What the fuck am I looking at?
Straight, ballish.
Bro, just go and watch the video, bro.
No.
Oh, my God, bro.
Hold on.
Bring your snacks now.
Yeah, but bring your snacks.
Give me one sec.
No, no, no, this is actually pissing me the fuck off.
The fact that I can't, I know what it is.
It's this scene, bro.
Okay.
All right.
Hold on.
All right, you're about it, bro. We're about to give up. No, no, no, no. We're not okay now watch
Yo, like I don't understand cuz now I'm dead better get tight
Now I'm gonna get tight. Why is it not working?
Bayless setup you'll stop calling my setup Bayless
I can't believe you I can't believe you better. Oh my god, bro
Why?
What if we just don't oh my god, I know I saw working watch this watch this yeah
How much we're about how much we're about watches watch this
watch this
I
Bro, let's go to my fucking bra. I'm telling you it's not my listen. I just know I'm chasing it's not
Here's your daughter said it's not my setup. I'll tell you exactly what it is. You know what it is
It's because of what we're trying to show that it won't do it, but I guarantee watch this. No, it should work
No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna do anything. Oh, yeah, watch this watch this look
see it's your setup bro your setup is bullshit bro come on come on out
let's go down let's go down let's run to my setup now fast
ready fucking straight balish bro let's do it
get your snacks let's get your snacks
fucker man
Oh
Jason Jason I got it fuck you already left
He already left oh
He he dead already left though
He already left though.
What do I do?
Do I go down there?
This does not look like he has it!
Oh my god bro.
Oh my god.
the ascending shape of John and said be careful in which working.
That's why you can get intoxicated about it.
May or may not be working at that time in the game,
but on a player like him, it is so fluid.
Things are changing for rapidly.
You always need to be adjusted.
You only have three Shrieker on that dash in game six.
First two of game seven, a moment ago, making a seven point eight.
Dylan Hart prevents it to work in the arms.
That's step six.
You took a little bit of time.
I
Dead God it's cool
I'll go down to you.
I got it.
Is that good or shall I make it smaller?
No, it's good. Put it on top of us though. On top?
Yeah. That's the man's face above.
I should have left you in like 240p.
I think it's right there. Oh. Fuck. Fuck.
You gotta redo it.
There you go.
Wait, can you make it like...
HD blue?
I think, you know what I think happened bro?
I think it's a little laggy because you turned a hardware acceleration graphics off.
Yeah.
You might have to refresh it.
I got this bro.
Wait, are we gonna get fucked when it's just like half the game?
Why is it so laggy?
It's all our celebration, but you should have to fucking deal with it. That's fun
You're probably shit, I can't focus on the game my product
Exactly, bro
De La Harper
that rookie is different he did come on W fuckin broad my WB back into the chat
S.J. trying to get that foul called your man he's scratching carpet
Lazy y'all should smoke weed while you watch the game, chill.
No one said that.
I could get one of these.
Bro, who buys watermelon and fucking sticks like this?
This is insane.
This is the best way.
Well, fall face, nothing there.
Kick a wrist, get a deep breath, a little fake there.
That kind of blows him in the finger wall.
And left foot was his turn and sweat.
And he got the man.
And if your lawyer does the stuff,
he's supposed to be in the coming second to first shot.
Nice
They doing crazy on Twitter? No, don't say that. Oh God, don't say that. What now? Bro, do not say that shit, please.
Flashbacks to the Zouin City.
Chet, step back three. Oh my God, the Spurs are playing great heat.
Nice board, Wemmy! Nice board, Wemmy!
Oh my god one more one more webby for three
Turn over yo, I'm gonna be honest. I'm not trying to be asshole chair
Wait, is there is that a who wins it pretty?
How long is that a fool?
That's really pretty
Expert, I'm not that good a 10 minute who wins pretty yo it's I can't make it a 30 minute one
I
This might be a casual take child, let me know this a casual take why is champagne in the game
He's good. Yeah, but Dylan Hart was better than him.
Oh my god. That's on the floor? That's on a what? That's you would have been shooting
three girls right now. Oh, I'm seeing two of the two little bitch.
I like it the fuck up
Yep
I'm not going to lie they're gonna upgrade that to a flakier
Oh my god, bro
My hidden part I saw would be
He's mad!
Wait, Chad, are they going to give him a Flager for that?
No, they're not, bro.
They didn't do it on purpose.
Unmissable trees?
Expedia, bro.
Let's go places. What's that one? What is that?
Let's go places.
You know what this reminds me of over here in this commercial?
Have you ever seen this?
When we exploded on chat?
Oh my, we missed this, bro.
Oh no, no, I did it. Watch that. That was fucking insane.
when we owns chat have you ever seen this shit yes I've seen that brown I
don't want to watch it again they gave me nightmares but no no I can't remember
this shit no bro why bro this is a classic don't notice bro just watch it
You're gonna scare the thugs, bro!
There's no way that scared me as a kid.
No, what? I would've scared everyone.
I watched the, you know the good ending?
I know, you know what I used to watch?
When we got ejected? Don't know.
No, no, no.
If it could be a solid one, Vignal,
and then I would have imagined guys after in there looking,
there's contact above the heads.
Nobody need ejecting for that.
The shoulders major part. Two, Harkinskine from one Vignal.
Let's have a little watch. The replays again as they look in the back,
and the replays center in New Jersey.
And this is clearly the effort to get over this before all the contact
Intentionally
The coast soul
Dumbass thundercoats got his team attack. All right, they see what you're working on a team you've been looking musk in there lately
I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Jack predicts out to 30 minute
predict on who you guys think
is going to win the game.
The only best four in this
series, 47 to 51.
He was against the attack.
And those John Gopal, the
official, they start the yellow.
Damn, bro. I'm not the only
reason why Oaksie winning.
I want to see what he wins.
That Jeremy came to talk about.
No, he's not even trying.
He's ass.
My game.
What?
How's that about?
On who?
On who?
Oh, yeah.
Huh?
No, no, no.
quarter it is the quarter
high-scoring game so far yeah right yeah i think so 32 25 57 57 point first quarter it's a pretty
high scoring in my opinion. Pretty high scoring game. I don't like McCain is nice. McCain's a goat
well let's check the statue here. You're telling me McCain has eight fucking points off the bench.
The phone castle has nine. Let me ask five points. There's two for three. There's not
She's not seeing the ball that much.
I'm just fucking shameless, bro.
No, you're saving it for the fourth quarter.
Just give me two, bro.
Just shame, bro.
You're saving it for the fourth quarter, bro.
Yeah, I got it.
All right, bro.
So when there's ads on the screen,
you want to click links, OK?
OK, so chat starts at links.
Every time there's a commercial chat, we click links.
So let's get a quick link, a clicking segment chat.
All right.
All right, I'm waiting for links to start coming through.
I'm waiting for the links.
We got one right there.
I actually want to ask you about this one.
Let me see what it shows if I click this, actually.
Oh, Drew has a jail account, and it says work.
Is he trying to call his job jail?
Oh, here we go.
OK.
We got a first link right here.
It's the McDonald's menu.
All right.
You cannot tell me a McChicken one here right now.
Actually, let's just do one-in-one.
Let's check the difference between links in your chat
and my chat.
OK.
Here we go, we got a link from NMS.
What the fuck is going on in Paris?
Okay.
I'm not saying this, all right.
It's cold.
What the fuck, there's so much firework machine guns?
What the fuck?
All right, now let's check my chat.
All right, fucking useless.
All right, here we go, here we go.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, we got, we go back to yours.
It's got to be a self promo there, right?
Definitely.
21 likes 3 hours ago.
Definitely is on edit.
Okay.
Definitely is on edit.
That's my chat.
Actually funny.
No, I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I actually can't click links.
I just can't click links.
Actually funny.
I can't.
It's not funny.
I can't click links. I just can't click links.
Actually funny. It's not funny.
Oh my god. Good link. Good link. Actually funny.
Can we get some sugar? Actually.
Oh, this is my chat.
Yeah, this is your chat.
Look at this.
Yo!
What the fuck?
Okay.
Polish?
Okay.
Lacing link.
Okay.
Oh, I seen this. Yeah, I seen this earlier.
Past the old YouTube?
Yeah.
Not in my channel.
Yeah, man. All right, here we go. We fucking cooler
Go right there
I saw you the end her 130 in the morning
As after I watched the movie she's a girl, bro. She's the girl
I'm putting my if I want to invest
I
Hate central classic
Yeah, there we go. Yeah, that's it. It is fucking penalty. No, I mean we didn't even see it
I did you see it one of these
I
You're lying. That's good. Yeah, you seen it games on games on broke the game back. Oh, yeah
You the TV no wait, let me you can right-click and then
Telling hard for in the game already right off the bat
I think he's got the middle.
Yeah, who won rookie of the year?
Is it Cooper flagged?
SGA.
Crusoe.
Crusoe.
Crusoe.
Crusoe's asleep this game.
He's over four and three.
He's asleep this game, bro.
They needed you.
They needed you.
Is it crazy to say that Dylan Harper should have won rookie of the year?
No.
Not over a cookie flag.
The contact knocks it down and it whips the hard goal by Victor McNeely off it. Wallace has to tag, has to help.
He feels hard for us.
Ah yes. Don't put that cat at me.
That's not hard to stop.
Harrison Barnes.
Here we go. Dylan. Oh my God.
Come on, Stacon. That's not a dog right there.
It's a Wemby. Wide open for...
No, Harrison Barnes.
There's a barns why are you not trying to shoot it? Oh, I don't know
That does sound good
Yeah, bro, I was talking about the ball going in and out
With a brick
I
I
Watches he on a break for the spurs. Oh my god. I'm pretty sure he's on a break
I think he's locked us in there.
So he's got a gift for some reason.
Jason Ernie ate a big-ass chipotle bowl.
That's it again!
What the fuck, man?
When we block him, bro?
You're 7'11 from what, man?
El Pass!
There's some bars, that's a shot!
Nice!
It's a Wemby.
Wemby from the rainbow!
BAM!
Wait, what happened?
What? What? What? What?
What happened?
Well, what? What called?
That's...
What the...
What the...
Well, see, guys, we've got to see a lot of each other from here.
Yo, Haringsteen just tried to hurt Wemby.
He's such a dirty player.
We're delayed?
We're delayed what's the score of your guys' game?
76.
77 to 44.
What the fuck?
So we're delayed a whole quarter.
What?
76.
76.
76.
76.
76.
76.
76.
76.
76.
76.
76.
76.
I mean yeah he only has like four points. He's getting carried by Jared McCain in his legacy game.
Wow he actually is. Me, Jared McCain is him. I ain't a lot of you know he's going crazy, man.
Big one back, down 14, one point, now down four.
First one, Fox, five, double step back.
That's a two.
Well, to be honest, they need to give them all to Wendy and get out the fucking way.
Ooh, Wendy?
Wendy, bro, if I'm the coach, I'm telling everybody just get them all to Wendy and just get in the corner.
Fucking Carter Bryant said that.
Not Wendy, I did not say Wendy.
But Carter Bryant said I'm ready for that tackle, Brian.
Hard and signing shootin' 40 foot floaters for free throw line.
Yo, did you see Bryant sit on Cheslaw?
That was hard.
Let me!
Go three.
BAAAAAAAAY!
First three of the night, Mark Jekyll follows for a tie.
Fuckin' hard work, man.
He's just a type of ball game up in game one.
I'm gonna go back.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna go back.
But, but the rush is right over there.
I'm the one in the basket.
Oh
My clicking links
Oh great bad things like right over there
All right, I click on this shit, yeah, oh my fucking god
What do you mean?
You have your breathing!
You want my f***ing life?
You have your damn f***ing things!
Eww, whatever.
How are you working?
I'm not working.
Is there anything you want to say?
No.
I'm not a good person.
I'm a good person.
He's f***ing lying.
He likes a nice.
All right, my chat.
Hey, it seems strawberry, man.
Do you want a little mini egg salad sandwich?
No, bro.
Have you ever had an egg salad sandwich?
Oh, this shit looks disgusting, not.
That is pretty cute.
I'm not gonna lie.
Chad, should you not try an egg salad sandwich?
Bro, I'm telling you, you're not gonna regret it.
Lacey Chad.
Nice.
Lacey Chad got hit with a brick rule.
It's happy ever after.
Not learning this anymore.
What's this?
That's a lazy failure right there.
Bro, my chest is in an A.I. fucking slop.
What are we watching?
Fucking slop, bro.
fucking egg salad sandwich
wait, can you make me one, I'm trying
you just said you didn't want one
I looked at one more
ew, bro, you're a child
that's edited
that's edited
you won't musk
I'm not gonna do nothing, you look like a son
you're fucking crazy
yeah, bro, I'm not gonna lie
come on, you're not gonna do anything
am I honest?
this egg salad is ass
it is
I'm not even gonna let you out of this
this ass
I'm not even gonna let you have this
Wait no, he doesn't.
No, no, no.
If you're gonna try A-Soul for the first time,
it cannot be this shit.
Goma Cane and A-Goma Cane...
Ew, bro!
It tastes spoiled!
Yeah, it does.
What the fuck is this fucking slap you're sending me?
Oh
Flash of Titans to the
I'm sorry.
Here he hits the rope.
Charges, quick.
Lippin, Yamabarian touches it.
Shay is clutching his throat, selling it completely.
And the referee falls for it.
Unbelievable.
We're seeing Shay's injured.
Game's on, bruh.
Shay injured.
No, he's not.
No way.
He's back on, baby.
I
I'm playing games
Focus webby
Wait, they just let me out
Give me a little rest, bro.
It's about how to fucking keep spawning food and random drinks.
Anything but water.
Ken, this is basically water that's got some sugar in it.
No Wemby or FEM?
Gear box.
I don't even know the gameplay of all of our games.
No, bro.
No, bro.
Oh, my god.
I guess I'll...
God.
You said you were going to stop working.
What?
It sounds healthy.
You said it was nasty.
You're a big pick to what you've seen here in this first quarter-final.
Are you a reddit?
This is the first time for me to get accepted to one of these teams.
A team that gets up to a positive mark to feel your confidence open to bigger people.
The airpods in the ball.
Let's call the airmen.
Fucking hell, man. Who's gonna be back in the game, actually?
What is this slot basketball
score wait how lucky clunk was that a free ball
look at this block here by Jack I know that beautiful Google for more importantly better
block break timing yeah again not scoring but this defense has their
way to get fucking sugar Kool-Aid straight down no it's not sugar Kool-Aid
it's water with a little bit of sugar in it
Holy Google searches.
Yo, he just missed a break though.
Our curse, man!
I told you.
Oh, you know, he just missed a...
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Oh my god, the pressure's on, he doesn't know what to do.
No way he doesn't know for two, right?
Oh my god!
Yo, he's a fraud at me!
He tried to...
He tried to take me to Warp back and give it to Luke!
Give it to Luca!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Pull him back in, bro.
I'm gonna be honest, I've never seen that before.
I think his legacy is a thing of a lot for him.
maybe that's a good one I was talking about did he have possession to be shooting to push off
that guy's got his tits out is that free throw form
he won a chip last year it doesn't matter
he didn't earn it
he might be the first person to ever beat red up you're going into history books
I did not beat Reda.
Yeah, y'all, you got, this is a fact.
Reda takes three weeks for it to kick in.
And that's when you start feeling appetite suppression. Facts.
As you gave for three.
No, who let me back in?
This guy's less than a whole fucking quarter what's going on.
It has not been two months.
I stopped, I stopped because I didn't want to be on Reda when I went to London.
So I took like a month off.
I'm not gonna lie, bros.
There's no point in starting if you're gonna stop.
You did us injecting yourself with random fucking juice to stop.
I'm gonna start injecting this.
You already are.
Look at you, man. You're a straight shooter drinking.
Alright, let's get Leeks going first.
So, I ran for no percent.
You guys might want this.
You took a BPC peptide? Yes, I did.
I did take BPC.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Okay.
There's your chat.
Are y'all some of the most uninteresting shit ever?
You're taking literally just pigs. What the fuck is this, man?
Like what is this tweet there like no fucking shit dude
It's like waving at me like goodbye, it's like goodbye, or it's over for you guys.
You can cheer now and laugh now, we're the better best ones, and it's gonna chill.
The shack rules the paint, the shack rules the paint,
High up the dam, we're gonna reshack both the paint,
But the spurs run the west.
Making a shit thing of horror film.
I thought this was going to be a little harder man, I actually was lucky weak.
Alright bro, what the fuck is this slot bruh?
I kinda want to watch that video, I want to watch that fight.
Stop linking your own edit bro!
You didn't already ever gonna do this, did you?
What's a lie to you? What do you ever want to do?
I don't know, bro. I watched this one movie and it made me never want to go can't like go hiking or anything.
You know the stories of green boots?
No.
There's a story of this
Green, like basically it's a checkpoint. When you reach green boots that means
Your probability of dying goes up. So when you buy a lot because you climb out every risk
keep climbing you keep climbing there's a checkpoint and it's the person that's
dead but his green boots are still there
oh shit yeah it's not there anymore
I watched this movie called the apex
I don't give a fuck
five minutes left on the prediction chat
back on. I asked here and
he said maybe a little bit.
Every game I take it on that
or that. When we back in back
in. Oh, that's a mismatch.
Come on, bro. That's a
happy. That's easy. Duke did
us at the paint, man. Oh my
god. Right by it. That's a
prayer. Miss. I'm on the line.
He's not a good three-point shooter.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God. He's a great guy.
Yo, Lemby.
Lemby, yeah, get a rebound.
He made a three? Yeah, but he's not like a good three-point shooter in general.
generally
You try you try to get that fucking
God stop. Stop passing the ball to
champagne. He sucks.
So I'm going to step over there striking just there.
No Barak. Shut up.
Oh my god.
No it's not football. But um. Why
there was no challenge of two
hands from the ball. Went from
the last. If you lost it. Look
at all the time it drops now.
I was thought I was going to the lead. That's not how it was played, bro
Yo, there's a bum
Yo, it's because that week has the first thing
He's off that seat
OKC is missing free throws in an elimination game.
Fraud! Fraud!
Great foul.
33% from the free throw. A bunch of frauds.
Asian joke dead as bird.
Yeah, you know what they call that? They say you want to finish your breakfast.
That's what they say. You got to finish your breakfast.
Ah
Jason
Honest this is what I don't understand. Why are they just not giving the bottle Wendy?
I was after the moves to pull up.
This is not looking good, bro. This is 11-point lead.
Why the fuck are you laughing, dawg? I got money on this fucking game.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Nice, Castle!
Hell no
It's a miss max. That's a fucking miss max do your thing
Please
Oh my god, we're falling apart.
SGA's hot, Wemby's cold.
Oh my god, no.
Got a shot.
Watch your head.
Put the corner to your hands.
One, one, five.
One, two, three.
Good!
And he's got a takeover on!
Oh my god!
He's got 10 straight.
Wemby, please, bro.
You got it. You got an answer let me
Your double teaming
Oh
My god
Like a bruise oh you tripped it bro you tripped it
Hey, you didn't even make a plan ball. He just has that's weird as fuck
I'm not gonna lie. That's flavor, bro
the fuck you must injure him
let's see if he made a play on the ball here
oh no he didn't drag him down
no I'm not gonna lie I made a play
okay he changed Karusa
oh my god he didn't even help
hell he didn't even help with this the ball man. He didn't like it, he just slammed into the ground.
Did I slam? Me personally Jack? I don't know about y'all though, back when I used to move.
If someone did that to me, I was throwing, I was throwing hands. I was throwing hands.
Real friends to move. Remember a couple of those hard fouls that he took in game three
and that comeback by the Thunderer. I just kind of messed up up in the hand because you wasn't
I
Saw from a boy from Erie
Yeah, that's a flagrant
What they pay the rats
We have seen STA try to start contact. We've seen Winkies try to start contact.
The world is sitting here with me hard top and it's pretty clear you're going to have to rise to a high threshold here tonight.
You can even try to help negate the fall damage.
Pretty cool.
I said negate.
The power of power is bigger but it's the power that you're always looking at.
And that's what they casted with the other seven-fifth.
Cough.
Wow.
Come on, make both, dude.
Fuck, man.
Airpods are acting.
I think Jay, I think this game's going to the buzzer or not.
not. I think this game could go to overtime, dead ass.
Well, you gotta finish your breakfast. You gotta finish your breakfast.
I don't know. I don't know.
Brother SGA hasn't missed in
five minutes.
We're back. We're back.
It's going crazy, bro. It's got a good game.
Pin pin pin pin. What pin mouth?
They seem seriously to eat more while you're getting late some skinny. I watch you pig that
No, you're not locked in. Oh god, you're not locked in bro. It's just pissing me off man. I have five bands on a sick
You like the fucking?
Make this about you I'm disappointed in Wendy. I feel like he's not like taking he's not like taking authority or taking over the game at all
What the fuck are we doing?
What is Wemby doing?
Difficulties
Did we drug test SDA this guy's off an admiral, man?
Nah, I could tell when you, I could tell Coca is when I see him, bro.
He's literally drugged out.
He's out of coke.
He's drugged out.
Brother.
No, no, no, bro.
He's drugged out.
He just hit an Omey 44.
SDA's not even blinking.
Oh, no, Jason. I'm gonna be honest, they came back down 10 plus and now they have a 4 point lead. This could get out of hand.
And Wemby's not even trying to get the ball.
Let me run in front of your teammates take control of the fucking game, please
Let me look scared let me look scared how many points. What do you got eight points?
like
Make this about you Fox the era Fox legacy game
Nice nice let's go
Who's the fucking bum, bro? Yeah, she went through every seven one for eight. He's one for he's one for eight
Okay, three point lead for the spurs to have all right now what how could we what Baylatch can we do during half time?
I need my guitar. You want to have time you want to get our performance?
Okay, I mean that's an option for sure. Um, we could go to in and out
By the dead ass
We need to blow out that last candle we can go bother it at bother so key. Oh, that's a good idea
Joe
Who do you think comes up here first you call John I'll call drew ready?
John drill done drill
John drill
I'm gonna check on my parlays
Okay, okay
What what you bet when be points right?
Yeah, I know I need so both are fucking cameraman are our sleep. What do you think they're doing right now?
um jerking off man hate this motherfucker
you pay so much though
it's a push-off or no call oh my god bro like though this is just unethical
like what the fuck I didn't even see that shit
call rage
I'm not calling rage go DRAW what the fuck are they what are
what are our camera like genuinely what do we pay them for like what are they
doing right now
They say, have you thought about eating?
I'm always in here.
You've been looking super skinny and lean.
Appreciate that, Winnie.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, wait, wait.
Someone's calling.
All right, now, now, let's see what he's doing.
Let's see what he's doing.
Let's see what he's doing.
He's sleeping.
Where?
In the theater.
Where?
In the theater.
Come on.
Who gets these up?
Hold on.
Jay tied the blood.
Thanks for the big 10 gifts.
He's sleeping in the theater.
Is he really?
He does.
Where's the water bottle at?
Yo, you're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
Well, that's you.
You want to fall asleep when I need to be camera now?
That's it.
That's it.
Think about this, bro.
Think about this, bro.
There's not a lot about another bed.
I want to see him. I want to see him sound asleep first. I want to see you guys sound asleep in the theater before I actually action.
important shit we have to do we have important shit bro
we just sitting there laying on his whole watching tiki-toki bro he's watching fucking
tiki-toki bro you don't even want to work anymore
I'm gonna get a new camera man bro it was toast available is he a free agent
I'm so serious
You're not castles
Oh, you guys are watching the game with the fucking post green on
Yeah, we actually go live
I'm actually actually I'm actually I'm actually I wait where's the bottom of the show today and I just sold the street
But it's a whole lot actually what it's make more revenue for my tweets. So I'm gonna just run
More money to watch you are you fucking with already you literally watch it off at this core
I could squeeze here my fucking desktop to this quarter do it and fucking pretty watching for free for they're watching for three dollars
vice versa and they were to subscribe to fucking I don't know fucking on they
can watch it on Twitter or reaction then this is got to be getting an ad on
your ugly top face all day
there's a good ad on your top face to see the update of the game holy fucking shit
are you happy to see me on it so your argument now is that because because
There's ads on Twitch. You are gonna make people pay to watch you on Patreon.
Are you a fucking bot?
That's what he said.
These are already members of my Patreon who have been following what I've been doing.
Hey, Stan, you guys are what it takes, you're fucking people, right?
And you wanna give them fucking ads at once or top face?
Oh my God, dude, you're so fucking awesome.
You've been streaming on Twitch for 10 years.
Five.
Back when you were 20, you were streaming on Twitch.
23, 22.
And now all of a sudden, it's about all this years.
You were supposed to go live on Patreon today.
You said, you know what?
Hold on, guys, let me, wait, aren't you sick?
Get away from me.
Antivirus, fat, oh, hell no.
Not because he's surfing in fat phobic,
but if I be racist, I'm the bad guy, right?
Right?
Then I get in trouble.
I can't take those people.
You can tease your fat guy.
I can't have a problem.
What's this guy?
It's called food addiction.
You're not going to wear a mask, right?
No, I'm not sick anymore, I'm a people girl.
How do you feel, bro? You just doing a fucking sick of throwing yesterday, man?
I can't page this anymore. I can't page this anymore.
No, we won't be able to go live on Facebook.
I'm gonna read both sick, bro.
But then, are you sure?
What?
All right, dead ass started feeling it yesterday, bro.
Oh, good luck.
Not dead ass, I swear.
I'll be starting with the cough.
Oh, yeah, you're good.
Nah, not a better thing to get away from you.
Stop coming around me, dead ass, bro.
I don't know what the fuck you're bringing around.
Stop bringing this shit around me, bro.
No, it is you.
It is you. No, it is you.
Yeah, I am sick, bro.
Niggas, stop bringing that shit around me. Dead ass.
I won't write it to me and then I'll write it to everybody else.
Fuck you, I'll just make a break.
All these streamers switching to kicks, Silky switched to Patreon, damn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're talking about it.
Switched to Patreon though. I didn't switch to Patreon though.
I'm sorry I didn't do enough to show you all my face and start frontin' at you y'all niggas and start just maxin'
Wait, is that the guy that brought a fucking animal shelter here?
Oh, wait, that is you.
Wait, I didn't even realize it is the guy that actually brought an animal shelter here
And then called a person who saves animals to sort on the fucking domestic animal
So you're a fucking idiot kill yourself
See that's just too far
But you coming over here getting me sick trying to say oh you just don't go live on twitter anymore
Bitch
I guess the forecast made it.
There's no, he made it.
There's a jack.
The forecast made it.
There's now so so the cell, so the cell, so the cells coming in to our SOG.
I got you for today.
Besides Jason, we're going to chase you stream.
I go watch this.
This is a mess.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I'm gonna kill myself.
So I'm gonna get it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Posted in the SOG.
So we hear.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me go watch that.
Oh yeah.
He's the song is shot face and
Now you're gonna fuck it says call me top one liners
Now you're a lot of guys
So the fun on the old man talking bitch
I'm here for the games. Come back brothers
Make a bad you too
I know you did I knew you did
Yeah, he's not yours right because he actually does so much fucking work for you
Why don't you get off your lazy ass do something to play?
Sleeping a theater when I'm eating a cameraman
But it's pants down jerking off
All he was saying it's in the stream right like he's like I even have my
stream in his ears
Yes
Oh, that's what I say in my chair
Oh, then I dropped the soul on your right now. Okay
You'll be doing too much
You'll see that about to come up
Summertime?
It's about to be summertime, ain't it?
I don't get it
I know who it's the O5!
Kill yourself!
Stringle yourself!
Do it!
Put the system saliva in your mouth before everything gets...
You got me sick, bitch!
How about you just get out the fuck out of my room?
I'm even near you!
You?
You're near people?
I'm bringing this...
Oh, my people.
Yeah, Lazy!
It's fucking sick.
My people.
My people.
Keep going, Lazy.
I love you boys too.
I say you and your people.
Are you kidding me?
What?
You're in the people.
Hi, yo.
What's this?
What do y'all want to do this, like in the 19th World War II?
Let's do that.
Cool.
Cool.
But none of y'all would throw the gloves on, though.
I'm just saying.
Oh my god.
None of y'all would throw the gloves on, though.
I'm just saying, though, bro.
I'm just saying.
None of y'all would do that shit.
And it goes quiet.
It goes fucking quiet.
Fucking pussies.
Or you know what you were running at, Jason?
You're like that frat boy who like always tries to fight everybody.
Anytime there's anything that's left of you that's like, oh, let's fight, let's fight.
Fuckin' Ted is bogged down.
Hang on.
You if me and you threw the gloves on one time it would not be fun for you. I promise
I browsley in the fucking fucking buzz cut and a goatee in the tenon ball team
Oh, bro, you're a fucking bum, bro. Nice, bro. This guy gives me a fucking great wall of time. You're hilarious. You're a fucking hilarious, bro
Oh, I want a great wall of time
Yeah, he's holding it
Yeah, dude, nice
What you need a great streaks for?
What you doing bro?
Yo, take the money, bro
Oh, holy shit!
There's someone fucking laying out there, man!
What is it?
What is it?
Ah!
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
I'm trying to watch the spurs and get belt ass.
Oh my god, bro.
Sonny bun, bro.
Nice.
Nice, dog.
Nice.
Holy shi- I'm actually performing a song.
Let me know if y'all want to halftime performance.
Ooh, so can see you guys.
So can see you guys.
You want halftime performance?
Guitar?
Yeah, let's go.
Thank you.
All right.
This is not going to touch my friends.
Nothing for you, gang.
What is that?
For fucking, uh, tricky crime.
OK, I can hit you a little healthy.
No.
Come on, I can't get one little half.
Bro, you have to understand what somebody tells you, no.
Okay, but you have two fools.
Yeah, I know.
Where's that one?
No, it's over, gang.
I ordered it way earlier.
It's over.
It's over, bro.
You need to rip the little half.
I can't rip nothing for you, gang.
I need a knife.
That's fine.
I have a knife right here.
You know.
You always ought to have the food
that I genuinely can't share with you, bro.
You're sick.
No, it's not that you can't share.
You're just being selfish.
No, I can't, bro.
Your food addiction is fucking taking over you.
No, you have a pretty nice visual, Sheriff.
Yo, you know what's so crazy?
And there was a number of counts following
how many times you asked me for my food
by the verse of how many times you've seen it and attempted
and how many times you've succeeded with being sick.
I don't even know, yeah, it wasn't even English.
It was.
I did three different things.
You just didn't graduate fucking high school.
So you're a fucking dumb loser.
You're a dumb loser.
Oh my God.
You have a criminal case to say.
You have a criminal case to say.
Yo, you said you're a dumb loser.
I said, you're a dumb loser.
You're a serious face.
You're a serious face.
The only reason you graduated college was because you wanted to be a cop.
You're a criminal justice attorney.
I'm not needing a money.
I'm not wanting to be a cop.
The music, the singing gotta come with it?
It gotta come with it?
It doesn't.
You gonna practice on that too before you start singing?
No, no, my singing is good. It's getting there.
What's that?
No, you see what I'm saying?
I was there about to bring your piece, but then he said the same was that.
No, I don't know so you're gonna ask your man. You're gonna ask your man. If you give a little get it
I'm not sharing to not share to ask you what that is. What's wrong?
This um
I know turkey bacon avocado lettuce and tomatoes
You know, go ask him if you could take that piece, or...
Why do I gotta ask him why he took the piece?
Because, nigga, if I had to give you one, that means I had to give him one.
You're a picture.
So, it's either...
You're a picture.
You're a commentator.
You're a commentator.
You're a commentator.
You can make your own decisions.
You can rip me a piece and not give him one.
Did you just tell that to your parents when they told you that?
When they told you to split with your brother?
Man sex?
I said when they told you to split with your brother.
What the fuck?
No, I...
Are you talking about...
decisions so you saw your man see so you saw your man eating the lawn at the
lunch table I'm not buying the food too he just had a big ash of holy moly
promise he's good yeah four hours ago
Alright, so Jason, now I'm going to ask you, is either he get the sandwich because he asked for it,
oh not the sandwich, I'm going to get my piece of sandwich, or you got to split the small piece that you're about to get?
Split the small piece, man.
Or you say I bet, if I can't have nothing, you can't have nothing either.
Let's split this one. Why do you want to split it, bro?
Because if you want a less stable, if we all have food except for you, I will buy you food.
I will buy you food, bro.
Sure, bro. Let's split this one, please, bro.
Here's my cup.
I've been sold, bro.
Put it in the laces, you know.
Oh, my God.
I ain't gonna lie bruh, this fat fucking obese fat fucking bitch.
I mean it's not like I didn't see that coming bruh.
I'll do that!
This guy just had fucking egg salad sandwich and a full Kool-Aid salad sandwich and a full Kool-Aid slurper.
What do you need that for? Come on, come on.
You're a bum, bruh. Do you have any more snacks in your fridge?
He doesn't drink water, bruh.
What do you mean I'm hopeless, Chad?
Bro, the only person in the game, wait a minute. Genuinely fucking concerning.
I was supposed to take...
I think you're just like...
No, I'm...
You just can't have...
Listen, you know what the problem is?
You like having taste in your mouth at all times.
Of course.
You like board eating. You're like a board...
I didn't mean to do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm bored. I just eat.
Okay, John.
Hey John.
It's a serious issue.
I'm serious.
I'm telling you a joke.
I'm going to tell someone.
Hey, you just start digging in the water.
Hey, you just start digging in your fridge, bro.
You just start digging in this fucking fridge.
That is not a water, bro.
Sparkling water.
Sparkling cider.
Yes, for shit.
It was not.
Holy shit, dude.
What do you need to do?
No chicken.
No chicken.
No chicken.
I'll have a danimal.
You should just chew gum, actually.
Here's the thing.
You think that I'm trolling when I say this?
I'm not trolling.
I have an actual problem because- Yes, you do.
No, don't laugh, because I'm being serious.
But I don't laugh.
Because there's a lot of people in the world that have this problem.
I grew up, and the way I grew up, for some reason-
You grew up and couldn't stop selling shit that was not-
I associate food with everything.
So when I'm bored, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat. When I'm happy, I celebrate my eating.
And when I'm mad, I hope by eating.
You're fucking breathing technique, here.
Wait.
I forgot to shake this.
Come on, let me!
Wow, he's so long and lengthy, man.
Tighten me in the chat if you're watching the game along with us.
No way he makes a shit.
How the fuck did he make that shit?
How the fuck did he make that shit?
Bro, Shay's carrying them.
Maybe we helped him.
Come on, let me!
Hi Lacey hi chat let me clap and he worry bro
Oh, I gotta read this a little bit.
So, listen, Lacey, read the paragraph, I gotta show you.
Hi, Lacey.
Recently, I lost my grandmother due to cancer, but watching your streams helped bring the
happiness and putting the smile back on my face.
I've lost four really close family members.
Two of them were practically my second mothers that raised me when I was little because both
of my parents had to work.
I often ask what's next and I tried to avoid depression.
Love you, Lacey.
Thank you so much, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
Nice plan, man.
The crucial main map last week.
The jet had the boss slumped on.
And a ride over the region all in.
He backed it up.
What, bro?
You're so choppy.
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Like, I'm not saying anything.
This is out of standard.
Oh, my god, bro.
Wrong fire.
How are we so delayed, though?
We're not delayed, but we are delayed.
We're barely delayed.
It's because they're watching this stream delaying.
Chad, I bet y'all 100 subs this first win.
Oh, Kassel just got fucking, jod in the mouth, and then, uh, he's gonna get there.
My S.T.A. is a well-known, you know?
I've got a second.
That's the answer.
My S.T.A. is...
His eyes are sp-
Look at his eyes!
He's off.
You cannot tell that he's on drugs!
He's actually-
He actually caught some type of enhancement in the room.
You're more behind than half time?
Do you want me to allow you to pick up?
is P talk more like
Nice
All right Chad tell me what tell me what's happening right now for y'all
No
I
When these only got 12 points just he dropped 30 or no sure he does it right
I
Be honest
And it makes me so mad too because I want it I like
Oh, you can't even like teach the amount of hate watching that I'm that I'm feeling in my
Rain now you can't teach this you
Oh
All right, bro, you don't know baby. Let's eat catchy links. I bet yeah get him gone
New screen where's Kai bro? Kai?
Wait scary movie Kai
the fuck is this bro this guy sent me a belt what is it what does this mean are
you trying to what does this mean belt to ask what does this mean
fuck you sending out on edits dude zero like edit you good
Hey! Haha! Hey!
Alright man, that was funny as shit.
Hey Lacey, just so you know, I don't think your wasted potential, it was not a waste making you.
No one said it.
Off-flight.
Hey guys, let's do the fast.
My last good pass bro. It's a good fucking pass. It's a good fucking pass.
Don't even look at the thugs right here.
Bro, I don't even care. I don't even care. I don't even care. I don't even get out of this.
Click it on it again bro.
Wait, is this who's fans of them?
No, this is who wants to fucking win today.
Alright, PSG won today, now it's time to fulfill the process.
You're telling me the whole world wants us first to win?
Uhhh...
Mmm... I mean...
If the whole world were to watch the game...
Oh, is that gonna be a tough edit?
The Jammily?
What the fuck am I watching?
Who's the best dunker in NBA history?
It's finally to the point where you're not going to lie, you always look at him and you
have a style that stands out without trying to art.
Thank you, bro.
Yes, you have a style.
What happened immediately after the dinosaurs went extinct?
It wasn't just one major event that killed the dinosaurs.
Their extinction started with an asteroid called Chixelib that didn't just hit Earth.
What are you doing?
We're good, bro.
We're good, bro.
We're dead-ass good, bro.
back back back back back back back oh shit oh shit
I
Come on
Tie game this coming. It's a good ass game. Thank you. This game is going to over time
Yes, that was 2k gameplay that y'all just watched we're playing 2k. Yes
Yes, yeah
Oh my god, that might smell really bad, bro.
Nice!
Brie Frito is nice.
2-8-27 looking very real, yep.
three. From Champagne I don't
know why he gets so much play
time and that's not a casual
take. The Spurs have way better
players that could be out there
than champagne tax. Casual
take is when we hurt what is he
doing. No way. It's going to
tire down. He just got free
free throw
You can't you gotta eat your breakfast bro
At least make
I
Go oh my god, I can't wait for this
He's fucking tackling him
Who watches the NBA worst league on earth who said that I don't know why that's a fucking
alright chat act chat what do you guys think the best sport is on like in the world
I learned that over and over again with the takedown here, you know what you go to a football
stadium, you go to an NBA stadium, it's fucking great, I'm not even like you're disgusting,
genuinely I can't even speak to you guys.
Oh, that wasn't even meant to be weird, that dead wasn't even meant to be weird.
I just saw you coming down your fucking joint.
Ship in for three!
Nice.
You was just calling him a bum, bro. What's wrong with you?
I didn't call him a bum. I said there's better players that should be in the game.
Dylan Harper, I think is better than Shipane.
Bro, Dylan Harper?
I think Harrison Barnes is better than Shipane.
I don't think so, bro. Maybe like...
That stage just doesn't fucking miss, dude.
These guys matter a lot for Woody, bro.
I don't know I think American football is just
NFL is so tough
It's like they're not even trying to get one beat the ball
When the ice oh come on me you actually got to do something he's not even trying to score
Oh my god
I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna watch basketball and soccer, bro, Caruso's working wide open layups.
Yeah, Caruso's 2 for 11.
This guy's a fucking bum.
Champagne!
Champagne for free.
BANG!
We're going with that lead.
We're running with that lead!
Let's go!
And a weapon to run with Shantetti, carry him along.
Well, champagne has the most points.
Did that?
you
you
you
you
you
You
See what's up my friend
I'm gonna get my galaxy there. Yeah, what's up, Jason? By the way, dude, I am pretty printing a guitar pick for you. Oh, my God. Thank you, brother. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you, epic.
Oh, my question is, though, why did you on Adam and Jason? That's my only question. Because this is the second time you did this. Say, oh, God, I did that. Wait. No, this is the second time you did this. I did that. Okay.
Did that okay, okay? You're an asshole, bro
I'm not charging. I'm just to make a few no no wait
I must it cuz you got to change your username on discord to epic bro because I know
also
By way, I just want to say this look Ryan. I mean
We see in Jason
They actually make a good duo if I'm gonna be honest. All right. Thanks. Thank you, bro
They are both really good people. Thank you, bro. Epic. We gotta watch the game, bro
I was still disappointed that I'm not.
Well, now my parents want to women turn the corp ways, plus.
Well, I believe that contract very soon, by the trust.
Very fucking soon.
That contract's being sent your way very soon.
Just sign it.
Williams calls for a foul, and he's the one who
is in discusure.
We put it in that mic deal for soon, man.
travel
for three
Let me
Sixteen to two run for spurs
That's a crazy one. That's a good fucking run
You're gonna need a lot more Adderall to beat the f***ing Spurs, buddy!
Here's the thing, chat!
The Spurs are looking like the better team right now, but SGA has been the best player on the court.
Yeah, Spurs was better.
He's hasn't even been shooting at them, it's the crazy guy.
when he looks past
they only I swear they don't even try to make it they just
Oh my god, wait, you found the 2X method.
Holy shit!
W2X method!
Re-meaning delay!
Oh, there we go.
And...
Alright!
the crypto line you allow SJ to rest and that's when the rest of these actually all the players rather
rest in the resort before and with those profiles and Jaffa wants to bench
Jason bro you gotta go on your own my guy keep safe distance from these drugged out kids bro
what is he talking about?
You're a great kid, bro. A lot of people can see it. Don't be that kid, bro. Don't be that
flack boy, bro. I didn't see that, bro. What the fuck? You're gonna waste a nut, Lacey. Don't worry
about what they say. Who says I'm gonna waste a nut? Yeah, I think a lot of you're wasting that,
I
Said bang the Caloo somebody
Why did I do that? I just like to switch
Why is when be not in the game
Doesn't matter you can't be tired in a game seven
You're up 10, your team needs you, now the Spurs are gonna let the Thunder come back!
Yeah, McCain is... oh my...
I should've even got a fucking turnover, let's go.
I'm not gonna let him stay, it's cold now.
He had that little run in the first half, it's not happening.
If I was in this game, I would've got him not getting tired.
Get a rebound!
Holy shit.
Wow.
The spurs lose, I'll get a six pack.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
I'm gonna be honest, SCA just got beat.
much more active in offensive order to this third quarter.
Calvin Johnson, this was a man's rebound,
crashing from the corner.
See that?
Look at you, you're getting pinched.
Get a manhandle.
It's just S.J. on the score.
He said, bro, it's me.
That's why.
Wait, Wendy's hurt?
Wendy's hurt, bro.
It's a zing.
This quarter is a zing.
Come on, bro.
Bro, they keep missing.
They gotta finish their breakfast.
Nice, alright. 10 point game! This is good!
How's that a foul?
How is that a foul?
Did Casper the fucking ghost foul SGA?
Where?
Show the replay.
Show the replay.
Of course they don't show the replay.
Of course they don't.
I
Know that Chris did not lucky work. Yeah, how would I get how I get you sick when you're in the chat
Yeah, I'm going to have that last candle now.
Oh my god, going to the fourth inning?
Same play, same place.
Somebody reads often, he got to the three three.
Bro, why does Wendey not have, I swear, he's not even like,
like this is not what a star player does in a game second.
Get the ball.
This is zoom's fucked up, bro.
SGA.
Oh my god, SGA.
Wendey, low shot.
What the fuck are you talking about?
That's actually what's in it. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. What the fuck am I watching?
What the fuck am I watching?
You should not!
This is shit.
Bro, I don't care if you go up watching basketball.
You should not be allowed to pump fake.
And then jump into someone and just throw up some bullshit and it becomes a foul.
And actually jump into his fucking arm.
You're like, that should not like...
Look at him, off of Adderall bro, eyes all open, juiced up.
He's got 32 feet.
He jumped sideways.
That's fucking crazy.
Kobe did the same thing?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
SGA looks for fouls Kobe looks for shots. There's a big difference. Do not do that. There's a big difference, bro
Collin Kobe that he was looking to get he was looking for a shot SGA is looking for fouls
My baby
I don't like that look at all, he's not even trying to score, you're under the hoop!
Another look, another grip, I'm being...
Let me get the ball!
I've always been on a sweet breeze, right?
He's made up his knees made up his knees made up
I don't see any news on the injury
Looking for food
I
Think nice, bro
Yeah, I think I think when he's genuinely hurt
It's gotta be a castle gotta be a castle game
Or maybe Fox
Nice Fox, Fox got a win this, Fox got a win this for the Spurs bro.
I'm so disappointed in Wendy.
No he's perfect, 7 foot 11.
Yeah but he's in all my swings.
He's ripped.
He won't even give him the ball.
Oh
What is that emo, what is that? Oh me cheer
One foul left. I'm gonna be honest that was a block
Who was that one foul love to you did I hear that correctly? No, no, no, no, one challenge left
Anybody in your chat want to tell me what the live spurs money line is at?
Your basketball
I guess this little shit started me investing when he was seven years old. You're just a fucking liar
He's just a liar
Kobe aura
What's this?
One side says foul beating is bad one side. Yeah, the SGA profile picture skipped his post even flopping wise
I was a Kobe fan. It's been around
You put one video you put one video bro
We cannot sit here and do that
Why does my chat keep sending these fucking doggants in a strawberry box now?
I don't even know what I just clicked.
What in the world are you laughing at?
I can't work man any.
I don't wanna bro.
Oh my god.
What am I?
Why did I see you on here?
Game, game, game, game, game, game time bro, game time.
Game time, game time, game time.
How?
Speed, speed, speed, speed, method, speed.
No way they challenged that.
Wait, why would they challenge that?
Bruh, I need to, like, you know what I wanna get?
I wanna get Michael Jackson, please.
I
Shit is embarrassing
Stop cheering
I
She like
Don't tell me a fucking time step on my stream chat. I'm gonna get a debuff every time
Like fuck me in the ass, bro
Oh
Maybe we can do some entertaining while we will we wait for the game to come back on
Oh, let it dry!
Skip to the fucking end, man.
Skip to the end, dude.
You really want to skip to the end?
Yes. I actually want to see you drive.
I'll see halfway through.
If a dead ass is driving.
Okay.
Yeah, you see us driving?
Alright, now to the end.
Who did this shit fucking paint job, man?
Who did this fucking shitty ass paint job, genuinely?
Why does it have 2.4...
Yo, you know how much money this guy made out of this video?
Yeah 2.4 million views on a 10-hour video
Stop spoiling
One minute left in the other quarter row one being baby make something
When we would have pump a one be
Bro, he's not even trying to score!
Come on, nice fucking rebound.
1B for 3, pump fake.
Get in it.
What the fuck was that?
That means down low to Nessie.
Me, hello is that?
I'm not going to lie, that was a flop too.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
Fucking.
Fucking at this point.
I need this one off so much money on the line.
Free throws.
What?
What's wrong with that?
You're making money or what?
No, I'm trying to see.
I'm trying to find a time where I want to bet on the scores and money line, but I want
the game to be a little plump before I do it.
You're not a trippin' now.
You're not a trippin'.
You're not a trippin'.
You're not a trippin'.
You're not a trippin'.
You're not a trippin'.
You're not a trippin'.
You're not a trippin'.
I'm trippling down, yes.
Yeah, does that dumb to do?
One of these missing free throws, this is fucking real.
coaching they just let him fit it's there it is
when be oh he's asked he's asked he's asked when he's actually fucking asleep
right now I don't know what's happening when he's asleep bro when he needs to
have a I didn't have a 14 point quarter that's possible it's actually
I'm not gonna lie bro. We gotta blow out that candle. We gotta blow out that candle.
Oh my god. DRILL!
I'm not gonna lie bro.
Hold on. Hold on just for a minute. Nevermind Drew.
John. John.
What the fuck?
Am I tripping or is it freezing in here?
I'm not tweaking, it is so fucked.
What is the temperature in here?
68 degrees, yeah, it's freezing!
Slay?
Wait, what did you say?
What did you say I was slaying?
That was probably the way he walked.
Probably the way he walked.
Bro, where the fuck is John?
I was true so not even playing basketball. Yo, that ass
What the fuck was that album name curse was two for eleven he's got four free throws like
Chants on FaceTime is a fucking girl there
there. So what are we going to do? Bro, I need to fucking, I'm at max debuffs right now.
What is that? I still don't know where you get it. What a fucking debuff is man. What's a debuff?
A temporary negative effect applied to a character in a video game that weakens their
their abilities, reduces statistics or hinders their movement.
I literally have a nice D-Bus right now.
I mean, Jason, by all of you brother, if you're feeling a little tired or a little debuff, you can answer in the radio. It's all good, bro.
Don't fuck yourself, bro. How about that?
Yo, sir, we just got through what they see.
Oh, got it again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's gonna be cool.
We have to blow the candle, bro.
We have to blow the candle, bro.
It's not even a fruit.
What is it?
He showed it how to eat?
I can't believe he's eating.
Is it not freezing there?
It's kind of warm.
What?
Bro, you just have a cold sweat.
Hold on, bro.
Oh my god, please.
Scratch, bro.
Wait, is that chips and trash?
How will they lose?
Not much to do.
Okay, so why wouldn't you put the trash outside the trash can that's not me I know it's not you. I'm just saying whatever did that one of the girls
but
I didn't your girlfriend
Or give me on
We got
Yeah, our tune is going to be a victory split and I'm going to smoke one full of fucking
what they see.
Yo, whoa.
Yeah.
I heard you ordered food.
Huh?
I heard you ordered food.
Nigga, I don't have no food, nigga.
There's a delivery at the door.
Nigga, I ordered weed.
Uh.
You're a fattest fuck, bro.
You don't know what I'm going to do.
I'm going to set up a ring doorbell camera just for me so I can see whenever anyone orders
food.
And I'm just going to tax everybody on my soul doing that.
Tomorrow I'm going to buy a ring doorbell.
Oh, fuck.
Ha ha ha ha.
Bam. Double roof doses.
You guys are watching the rest of the video?
No, but I'll finish the ritual.
We're guaranteed at the Spurs win.
Yeah, that's fine. I'm going to use my phone for the night.
SGA!
Your time is fucking done.
Listen, you're having a good game.
We forgot to finish the ritual.
But now is the time where you guys lose this game. Listen.
Jason, let's hit three hums and on the countdown of 3-2-1, we blow the last final candle out and we curse the thunder.
And they go home and their season is over.
Wait a minute.
Hum.
I'm doing something.
Hum.
Hum.
Three, two, one.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
My curse has been completed.
They will destroy you.
Curse completed, baby.
Well done, y'all.
Tom, you didn't have nothing, bro.
Let me catch my money.
Drop my fucking sap, cat. Fuck.
Well done, y'all.
Wow, this shit bro, these D-Buds are hitting right now.
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
At least he should place a $10 vet on them.
What? That was $10 vet, bro.
It's a fucking short opinion of Vow and Dube.
I'm gonna bring these folks back.
Wait, who threw me a three?
Uh, Jordan.
Jordan?
Yeah.
Does all that sound bad?
Oh my God!
I told you all this game was going over!
Will I just see you get high, boy?
Let me!
Let me score!
You know what?
Why does Wemby think that he's a fucking like...
like you are not Penny Hardaway, dude?
Let me watch a set.
Oh my god.
That is so shit.
Actually, only check.
Jeremy Kane?
Hell no, no way.
I
Mean show the score
How many points does that have chat has
Four boys actually fucking embarrassing 27 minutes straight cardio out there
When the takeover for quarter takeover come on
Oh, yeah. Nice. Let's get unethical, bro. I'd like to check.
I'm not the one I call a fellow on that. Oh my god, look how much aura WB has.
Closing his eyes to free throw line?
the free-throw line
Nice way to finish your breakfast son
7 point game this is good!
Spurs about to take it home!
Yo rage I'm taking your fucking get the stuff buddy.
Yo Caruso, who the fuck do you think you are?
Why did they call a foul?
Genuinely? Caruso, who the fuck do you think you are?
Caruso thought he was Vince Carter, what was that?
I'm not making that shit.
He does have four thousand.
What?
I don't like the sound of that.
Caruso what?
I was right.
This motherfucker is trash!
Who's her?
Calisa hurt his wrist. He got a lacy injury.
Fox. Oh my god.
See, you're in Fox legacy.
Oh my god.
Hey, now you got out of the fucking cage, man.
Check me in the fucking hole.
Check you're not even gonna catch a ball, bro.
You're gonna catch it.
She might be the most unathletic NBA player of all time.
No, let me I think it's time to maybe start trying to score the ball
Oh my god
He's seven seven shooting stepbacks like he's curry
It's working bro.
Get him all back to him.
Oh my god.
Where's my bird?
He's on.
Oh my god.
Oh, Rousseau is garbage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Run away with this game.
Run away.
This game.
That's a game.
That's a dagger.
I'm not going to go home.
Oh my god.
Yes!
Yes!
We needed this. We did as needed this, bro. Oh my god, bro.
That's the dagger! That might have been a dagger right there.
Fucking check. I didn't even catch a ball. Most important game of the series.
This first coat's gotta look like grip.
Eight minutes left?
Oh wait, there's eight minutes left, huh?
It doesn't matter if there's eight minutes left, no?
I believe the momentum that we have, man.
Maybe get a few links going in the chat, guys?
A few links?
Okay, first link I see right here.
Let's see, what is it?
What the fuck is a slob right there?
This is actually the worst kind of slob I've ever seen.
This is actually the worst kind of slop ever, bro.
Holy lit.
Thank you, girl.
Very viral video, right here.
Is that you?
No, it's not me.
How do I get all these tabs closed, girl?
Click right here.
Right click.
Right click.
Close tabs to the right.
right click close taps the right
what are you all saying?
yo by the way, I'm not in a good guy
I don't just punch metal for fun
set my watch for an hour real quick
I punch concrete for fun too
And now as well.
Alright.
That's fucking a demon.
Boom.
Holy shit, I'm actually terrified.
I don't know why, man.
Epic out.
He's hard.
On the morning of the race 17, 1979,
the People's Republic of China began shuffling.
You're raised dead. Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you for the five. All right, maybe let's get back to the game
Not on yet. Okay back back to the beat Vietnamese war my dad used to watch these videos
Okay, we've got another link coming right here
Well, I'm not sure it was one-on-one how the fuck they get the one-on-one car
Oh
Holy shit, this car is top-k
Y'all this car is tough. Hey us
It's a mod appreciation day don't forget to thank your mods
Not paying y'all is a mod appreciation day, bro
Hellfucking lacy, man.
Dude, does OKC have what it takes to come back?
That's the end one?
He's fucking kidding me. Oh my god, this one needs to be fouled.
Who are you?
Uh, Wimby?
No, no, no, no, no!
Bro, you just gotta let him dunk that!
When he's got to be so careful
Let me know
No, no, no
No
fucking shit, bro. Seven minutes and half hour. I'm not gonna lie, that's scary, bro.
You're fucking falling down. It's the crunch time.
She was vibrating on my asshole.
Give way me the ball to post.
Oh my.
What?
I'm not gonna lie if Wemby fouls out I don't want to watch
The two-time MVP trying to take patterns into his own hands.
Fade away from the free-throw line.
Why is his tongue out?
You called game a minute ago, by the way?
Little clip segment? Hold on.
Double cheating on this side, really.
Oh, no. I got to erase.
I got to erase it.
Oh, he's live.
He is, he is, he is.
He's live.
Watch Bargy, 100K on OKC.
100K?
He's gonna think it's me.
He's got a 100K on Thunder?
He looked like scrubs putting up four bands.
You got motion in the chat, bro.
Bro, feel my hands.
I don't want to touch your hands.
You're so cold.
Dude, I think I...
You know what I mean?
Listen.
I might be a meanic.
Don't go in with this fucking game, man.
Why you...
Why you...
My dead ass might be a meanic.
Well, you're my chat, bro.
He wasn't trying to play.
He pushed him.
Because there wasn't me who tied dates!
What do you say?
You, you as bitch.
They see fat bitch, everybody call this fat.
Oh, here we go, nice.
Fuck you.
Huh?
You know girls that have fucking eyes and nicks.
You know what I'm on?
You know what I'm on?
You know what I'm on?
You know what I'm on?
Oh that just means leaves like imagine fucking meat.
Nope, minions.
Wait, was that a minions bit of popcorn?
Minions.
All right, bro.
More links?
Got a game so I can be back on and tell you.
It's going to be all right.
It's a female minion what are you talking about?
Fuck the shit out of that minion.
Fuck the fucking monster.
How old are minions?
Who would like one of the older ones?
No, they're all of them, right?
Yo tell me they're all a big bro.
Oh my god.
She had fucking old game on here, bro.
It's a fucking minion game.
Ron's at the end?
Huh, we can't watch both.
They said it was Ron at the fucking end, bro.
Coco, thanks for the pride. Thank you for running the trade on me.
I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy.
But if I'm the..
Chad, appreciate you all for
running the trade on me, man.
Because I'm bringing back
Wimby at the 5-minute mark, yeah.
I was sitting back, I was
12-5-2-3-4.
So this next bit of lucky is huge.
I don't carry up my foul,
I think he's sorted up to
4.
And they can't look at like
6 points.
Bro, that cozy.
Oh poor little baby crew so hurt his wrist. Guess what? I hurt my wrist a few weeks ago too, dude.
Yeah, he's playing basketball though.
You got hurt in a fucking restaurant somehow.
I didn't Keith just type in your chat. I'm so furry, Racine.
Wait, they actually took Wemby out of the game with six minutes left.
Oh my god. What a fucking block!
Holy shit
Castle
How nice castle fucking fucking
All right, that block was fucking that's a big
Now coming up with a huge block.
Otherwise it's a 4 point game.
Fuck, oh Casey.
Fuck, oh Casey.
No hands!
Butterfingers!
With O.K.C. not being able to catch the ball!
One of these backhand babies.
Two X-methes? Nice.
One of these backhand!
They see would you rather be would you rather have one million dollars or be one million dollars in debt?
dumbass question
We both champagne. Oh my god, he's a bucket. Oh my god, six four nine from three
I'm going to be careful, Limby.
Caruso, okay.
First bucket in a while.
This is not looking good for the Thunder.
There's a lot of time left, Lacey.
I'll go seven minutes here in the court.
He's holding, Limby.
We're going to be crippled.
Five together.
Five together.
Five together.
What the fuck?
Come on, come on, come on.
Let me be careful, let me be.
Get back on D.
Get back on D.
McCain.
He missed.
He missed right open.
That's cool.
That's fucking cool.
Woo!
On my soul, I never hate watching this hard.
Oh my god.
He's on fire.
Ah.
Let's go!
No!
I'm not there!
Let's go!
NOOOOOO!
Not there!
It's over bro.
It's fucking over man.
That's the dagger.
9 point game with 4 minutes left.
I know it's not.
Yes it is bro.
It's an 11 point game.
There's no more time left.
There's no more time left.
There's no more time left.
One more time left.
It's over it's over what happens with a restaurant called every little flop
No, I'm not just walk the soul floods that block was a huge swing
Guy looks like you should be sweeping floors at a middle school
Game ceiling blocks in game seven at Eastern Conference finals
He's still reacting to it.
Wemby's biting his fist.
Oh, it's a T-shirt, bro.
Really, the attack time right there, yeah.
This is outstanding.
Together, this year, about to spur.
Wow.
Come on, Wemby.
Oh my god.
He's just too big and long.
This is actually.
This is actually fun.
good ass day today man.
He's freezing bro.
Let's just be clear.
Joe Harper is a star.
He's a star that comes off the big.
We talked about big three.
Here we go Griff.
That's going to be a rookie.
It's going to be a key point in
winning a ring for the team bro.
That's actually like some two
They're going to run here or they're going home
Like that's just annoying
No, how many points do you have not as much flopping and he's got what almost 40 now? He's got 35 points
Yeah, I mean he has 11 he has 11 free throws. He's got 35 points, bro. He's 12 for 20 with eight assists
Yeah, I mean he's having a good game
I can't I know I told you none of us can get mad
What the fuck is this?
I can't look like a script!
Are you a Jinxy cry?
Are you a fucking panda?
Aw...
W Clips?
What the fuck is that?
More fucking slap boys. Nice.
No way the grapes are making fun of the strawberries.
No.
Oh
Are you sure you don't watch that no I'm positive, bro
I'm not sure what's going on.
Focus first, focus first.
In WinB, we trust, yes.
My champagne has been going the wrong way.
My champagne's having a great game.
Oh
That man no shot. Oh my god. Oh shit. Oh
Is that the dagger? Oh my fucking god
There's plain too good
Let's not try
Damn, I kind of wanted the game to be closer than this though
The defense they got back on defense quick
They're playing too good at defense!
They're playing too good at defense!
Ron died?
Again in the end?
I told you they were going to go the third day, I told you man!
I
Have a heart for brothers is your game make it about you
They score here
Here's your face for here. Oh my god
Oh god, bro, no, no, no, no
No
You know more than ever
You are not like that
He's so fast.
What is he doing?
His game is over!
His game is over! We're up!
Yeah, we know. Yeah, keep you out there, genuinely.
Shed's playing for the Spurs tonight.
No, Shed just got stuck in the mouth.
He got four points.
He's just got stuck in the mouth!
Look at his ass, no!
I
Watch the rest of his game
Oh
I'm not sure what you're saying.
The ball is attacking to the basket.
Later they have 6.2.
52.9 to go.
Strange there's been some happening.
There's the stopping speed right here.
Come on.
It's a good timeout.
It's a good timeout, bro.
It's a good timeout.
The Lakers should have been here.
Shouldn't even have been a Thunder.
Should have been Lakers versus Spurs.
And his team has come to phone down.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
You know why you little ten hours free on top of that I don't think I came up
I'm not gonna lie. I was shit. I genuinely don't even think I came up.
How much does that make?
I'm thinking half of that.
Oh, wait, hold on. I'm gonna do a memory check.
670.
Divide it by two.
Little fucking $3,360 burger on top of the gift is subs.
All I needed was Wemby to score 27?
I'm not gonna call rage, Wemby.
Oh my god, what a fucking bomb!
I would've won 11k if Wemby would've just scored 27!
It's fine dude, I told you to do straight a money line, bro.
I told you, no jinx?
No, jinxing don't exist.
It's not a jinx chat his game is over. It's been over
It's over bro.
S.J.
S.J. don't even want to shoot for three, bro.
Spurs one!
Spurs one, but Wemby fucking let me down, bro.
You should have bet against Razor one, bro.
Wemby let me down, bro.
I
Quick I found it's over for you, buddy
It's over bro, it's yay this hey watch is that how we needed to see this hey watch has been jammed into this bro
Oh
Why is SGA not taking that shot we're giving the body carousel fuck
12 of 34 is a team.
They're having fun.
It's over brother.
The number 24 is three.
The thunder tonight.
Stop that fucking shit, bro.
Fuck the thunder.
It's over, brother. Leave the stairs.
Caristo, take it and burn it again.
Someone's gotta shoot a three here, guys.
What are they doing?
Are you giving them a game?
What the fuck?
Oh, hell no.
What the fuck is over, bro?
That's game.
Spurs are going to the final!
Hey!
They've got the new one!
Yeah!
They've got the new one!
Yeah!
They should have been the players!
Yeah!
They should have been the Lakers!
Oh my God!
They've got the team!
Oh no!
Oh!
Two free throws!
Ah!
Two free throws!
Two free throws!
We do!
No!
Stop!
Lemmy, look at the emotion on Lemmy, bro.
Oh my God, look at that.
Oh my God, when do you deserve it, bro?
Lemmy deserves it!
That's a young goal!
This baby look at my baby, bro. Oh, we need you this row. Let's go
Let me cry
You needed this shit when we gotta get a ring when we say that's how to get a ring
They don't know how to get a ring is third year. That's crazy
Look at my baby
We did it bro!
We did it!
really going to the final. All
the haters, everything everybody
would say in all seasons.
Absolutely. The emotion here by
Wibby. Go punch check, bro.
Where's checkmate? Go punch it.
Chad, four points. Wow.
Look at him. He's nice, bro.
We're gonna stay in the courts playing the game.
Emotions are high. What do the emotions say about your team?
What do the emotions say about this girl?
We love this, man. We love it. We love this.
Wow, bro.
We're gonna have it every once in a while.
We want to play. We want to win. So, come on, how you doing today?
The ritual worked.
The ritual dead-ass worked, bro.
We're not gonna get banned. It's just a post-game interview.
Find the biggest shots in this game seven.
Let me get my fucking gift of cells, bro.
But don't wait, can you put on a race show?
Look at Wimby, bro.
Yo, Rage, bro, go ahead and send me that 500, big bruh.
Yo, Rage, bro, go ahead and send me that 500, big bruh.
Like he chopped ass.
Hey, bro.
Hey, send us that 500, Rage. Go ahead and send it over, bro.
Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, fuck you, Dickwad.
Jason is the only one here getting money.
Cap, we lost 500 each, or you're gonna scam me.
He didn't watch it.
You're gonna scam me.
No, no, he didn't watch it.
He didn't watch it, I'm not gonna lie.
He didn't watch it.
He didn't watch it.
Help.
Yo, yo, yo, check, you fucking snagged me.
Yo, check the fucking bug.
That is actually your bug.
Oh, genuinely.
Since the beginning of the season I dead knew we were going all the way bro. I dead knew we were going all the way
Yes, I am what
He's from your impressive later
No, I'm not I know I'm not I better I better when we fit all season
Go ahead send that five though big bro
Go to my setup bro chill bro
Uh uh GGs man
Let's fucking go bro
Let's go bro go ahead tell bro
I need that money now
I'm about to go bro
How much is it?
How much is it?
I got you bro
Is that me right now?
$3,360
Nice little come up chat
Little come up
And on your 20k today
Today
How much is it exactly three thousand three hundred and sixty dollars oh my god
Stream reimbursement so I can write it off
I like but you can't
Let's fucking
Don't you know it's genuinely breaking my heart right now?
Oh, what?
Oh my god, like this actually hurts.
Is that a doubt?
No.
Let's go, bro.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck?
Yeah, baby.
Fuck yeah!
Fuck!
Yeah!
I haven't been away like this in so long, bro!
Holy shit, I've been only losing, bro!
I've been losing!
I needed this, Joe!
I needed this!
20k, 11 hour stream!
Bro!
With fucking 1 hour straight pay, I needed this!
I needed this!
Ugh!
Ugh!
I did it!
I did it!
I've won something!
Fuck your parlay, I told you what to do! You didn't want to listen!
Like Wendy, I needed... I needed you to drop 27 in a game 7.
That's all I needed, and I would have won 11 bands.
But hey, fuck it.
I don't even care if I lost money.
I don't care if I lost every penny of my bank account.
Because the thunder lost us all I care about.
The Lakers should have been there. Oh God.
Oh God, the Lakers should have been there.
On every person in Chats of Life, the Lakers should have been there.
If we had Luca, we'd be in the finals right now.
Oh, if we had Luca, we would deadasses be in a finals.
I'm not making shit up.
Ron's in the end?
Let me see.
Is Ron dead ass in the end?
I'm bath buffins.
How do we get bubbles, Chad?
Are they about to take a bath together?
I don't know.
We see.
How do we get bubbles in a bath?
He died wait someone send me the clip of how Ron died. How did he die? No
No
Let me see anybody anybody got a clip
Ron sold
Oh, here we go.
Hold on. Hold!
Oh no. No, say, voila.
No. No, no, no, no, no.
Why didn't you wear a pumpkin?
Why didn't you wear a pumpkin?
What?
I was the biggest.
Why didn't you wear a mom yet?
Why?
Oh my God.
Hey you.
What did I do?
My mom was actually the dumbest seller I've ever done.
Bro, Ron, stop being cocky and just wear armor.
He's got to just pull armor on, chat.
He's playing too cocky with no armor.
That's a little nicky.
Wait, clicks texted me.
Should I FaceTime clicks?
Wait, what time is it when clicks is that?
Alright, early in the morning.
Let me see if he's awake.
Oh shit, he declined me. I mean she's probably in a bad mood, bro.
Oh no. Oh no.
Did someone get 27? Huh?
Did someone get 27? No, he didn't. He got 22.
Chad, by the way, I want to actually see something.
Isn't there a solo FNCS?
Who's that?
There's a what?
Look at your phone.
There's a dead what?
There's a what?
Yeah, look at your phone.
There's a dead what?
A bird.
There's a bird now.
I'm a dry boy.
Yeah, we're going to bury him.
Is that a pigeon?
I don't know.
No, there's a dead bird.
He's bleeding.
I think a hawk tries to get him.
Wait, am I allowed to show that on stream?
Sure. Do you know?
No, you might get a big bird that's saying you get an animal.
Not if we not if we bury him
That was the sacrifice oh my god Jason said we need a sacrifice
We got me everyone. Thank you
For the thunder to lose
Barry I'm where just be careful there's a lot of rattlesnakes back there Jinx he said this about you I
Already watched this you got 10k bits from who
Beedog with the 10,000 bits W Spurs
Beedog thank you for the big
10,000 bits brought thank you for the 10,000 bits
Thank you for the 10,000 mits.
Okay, so here's what I was saying.
Here's what I was saying.
Do you guys think I should play West Solo FNCS?
You can actually win.
You can actually win.
It's a waste of time.
How is that a waste?
realize I could get on four night right now and get a win you're washed yo there's
There's no way y'all genuinely think I'm washed.
Get on the game right now then improve it.
All right.
Solo FNCS.
You guys don't think I could win.
All right.
Do you guys think that I could call?
Come on.
Do y'all think I could call?
It's West.
Brother, West is a fucking shitty region.
How does it work?
How does solo FNCS work, like the qualifiers and stuff?
Oh my God, okay, wait.
What the fuck?
Okay, hold on Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
The lie 18th.
Like they're IRLing, I'm going on each content.
Switch to Jason's game.
Bird.
That's good.
I like W bird.
The outside as, yo, the final, yo, the finals just ended.
Y'all sitting here shoveled it to put a dirt a bird in the ground
I'm not gonna give you respect bruh for the bird just toss it over the fucking last man. You're something favorite, bruh
Don't do that. W bird, bro. I mean all right Peter the bird. He's trying to help himself
Say no, bro, just sit over there. What's this? So sticking up the yard?
With the fucking 500 gift is
dumb fuck why would you bet why would you bet against Wemby you're too bold
raise out all the punchy is shit cuz why the fuck would you go against the
spurs then we I say so no what the fuck going on
they were bored niggas facts facts we are 20 days old okay okay see is mad
pussy you know why because when it is when the cells don't your word to roll
when the cell dunking at the end you know yatties did yasset yo other teams
I got all that when it is that is pussy little pussy mad pussy mad pussy
Fuck you Lakers it should have been
He lost his part lights. He's not
Be over on points
What the fuck I mean, but I already did my segment I guess pull it in earlier
I've been getting debuffs since the five hour mark every hour. I'll spread it out bro.
I was doing a Chipotle segment earlier bro. 11 hours plus a completed W slip.
That's what I'm saying bro. I'm emotional right now.
It's champagne, not champagne
Hey, wait, I got some for you too
What I put this
Hey, I want this Jersey
You want this Jersey
No, you're gonna be littering, bro. Oh you just
Bro, I'll litter I'll litter bro. I'll litter bro. Stop
I'm dead ass, I'm dead ass, I'm dead ass, I'm dead ass, I'm dead ass, I'm dead ass with this shit.
WJC? Yo.
Let me get out of the SGA clip, gang.
Bro, if you ever meet him, Lord Swimman will say the same thing, I'm like, yo gang, you're nice, but you don't play God on his ball, bro.
And I can't respect that.
No, you gonna be like, oh, so you hoop?
No, you gonna be like, oh, so you hoop?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You're coughing up all that hantavirus, Ging.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, weirdo.
Uh, do that.
Come over here, let's go.
I mean, you were just hoping today.
What's this?
I mean, we could really hoop today.
No, I'm on the 11 hour mode.
Hang on a little 30 minute session, not a bad show.
So who said he's hopping on the court?
Hiiiiisss!
You threw house on the court?
Look at you!
He's on top of me!
We really couldn't go hoot!
I got a tip!
Yeah, because Bro said that he spanked you with one arm!
Ooh, bro!
One little hoot, 21 session, not a bad shout, dude!
You might as well hit 12.
If you're at 11, hit 12.
You might as well hit 12.
What's he doing?
Dude, let's be honest. What I have every what else you can do
right? You're gonna play guitar? Probably I would brand it bro. I know I kind of recover man. I got to fight the next
week. What recover for my sickness. Bro. What is that in this boxing? June six. June six.
You told me what you told me what I what can I do I didn't say don't worry
I'm not about to pull up and be a fan bro. What is my placement there, bro?
Let me get you a commentator, too. Yeah. No, that's what you said. I don't worry. I didn't say that. I didn't say that.
You want a locking blade?
You told me I could be a commentator as well, and then I actually planned on it.
Oh, no, no. I was looking at my kidneys.
For some reason, I clicked withdrawal and it just came into my pocket. I just had everything right here.
Did you actually put a slip in there?
Wait, you think I'm warping?
Yeah, some people be lying about their bets.
Fuck what I do that with the fuck never look and they gave me a max like I couldn't even put in more. I
Had another sub-angler I did assholes that shit. I had a 10 leg
10 leg. Well, it was a hundred dollars to 75,000. There's no way I could take that
There's no way. It's my first time. It's my first time. That's a donation, but you never know it could hit it could hit
And then if it hits they could be like nah, bro, that's crazy. Can I get a dollar? No, man, chill, bro
Damn, bro
Oh my god, that's actually beautiful.
I don't even know how to pull out of this shirt.
Yeah, that's burying a bird over there, bro.
I don't know about the cow seat, you know?
You probably have to be quick, though.
I don't even know.
Pride of withdrawal button?
It says only deposit.
Hey, big bone.
Maybe that?
Yeah, I don't know.
What the fuck?
I didn't even choose his name.
Don't leak that.
They call me a fucking.
Don't leak that.
Don't leak your.
Don't leak your.
Why they call you a tree frog?
That's a tree frog, bro.
Oh God, the adrenaline from when he has gone down.
Wait, what? Can't fully withdraw?
11 hours? Might as well just go 12 and go hoop.
Can I get a retweet?
This is me breathing in all the way.
I had dead-ass like firsts to breathe all the way.
Come play ball and bust it.
I have zero stamina.
Me too?
I'm not exerting any athletic ability right now.
Like what?
Come on bro.
Bro, there's an 11 times retweet streak.
Come on bro.
That's a lot of retweets.
That's a lot of retweets in a row.
Bro, run a pull.
Obviously they want me to fucking move bro.
Yeah.
No, it's not.
I don't feel good, bro.
And that's what I'm going to do, bro.
This is like a castle.
Oh, shit.
Who cars this?
This is nuts.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's going to show you.
He's a car dog rapper.
Hang a lot.
Yo, no cap.
We got to have a look.
He might be 29.
No cap.
Oh, you don't copy my color?
Copy.
You're my inspiration, bro.
You're twaming me.
Yeah, you inspired me.
I didn't copy you.
You inspired me, bro.
You know what it is?
Yeah.
Signing goes blue.
Thank you, bro.
I can hit up the company for you, bro.
Hey, you want a freak?
Oh, I got you shot in the mouth?
Not a bad shot.
I like that.
That's hard.
Yeah, I like that.
Is there a fucking problem?
There's no problem, though.
Okay.
Yeah.
I thought you got to talk.
Watch your fucking mouth, man.
Watch your fucking mouth.
You don't have energy.
I know you don't.
So you don't want to put on gloves.
I don't.
I know you don't.
That's why I'm gonna bully you.
Ah!
That's fucking hot.
What the fuck?
Come on, bro. That's what I call a bro. That's what I call a bro.
We want to know. That's what I call a bro.
SHOOT!
You bitch.
I felt like fucking Mark. Holy shit.
You guys are so cute, bro.
Oh, he feels like the oppa guy who's here.
I'm not bad, though.
We love you, too, but he's just sick.
Fuck you.
Dude, give him a hug.
No, he's sick.
He is sick?
Yeah.
Listen, what's he say?
No, he's sick.
Oh, I thought you said you don't look sick.
No, he's sick.
Here, come on, bro.
What are we waiting for?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What are we waiting for?
I'm gonna do some move or what?
I don't know what I'm gonna do, actually.
I say you just end on paycheck and just get on rival.
You gotta play right now.
Oh, God, I wanna play so bad.
You gotta do that or whoop.
It doesn't look like it, bro.
I thought you'd just stop this story.
You see, buddy in a blister, he's trying to get him out.
You got him.
Do you want to play?
I didn't play nothing today, yeah.
I'm leaving Cor!
You got 10k bits?
Beat on with another 10k bits!
Thank you for a 10K bitch, B-dog.
I appreciate you, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you for the big 10K bitch.
Thank you so much, bro.
Ron and Jinxie in the end?
How?
That was it just all that. Thank you for the 69 gift. Why is the water brown? Thank you.
Look bro it just makes sense to be the game tomorrow dude. Chad here's the thing bro. Oh by
the way Brown rules now if I hear a tornado siren tonight in bed at three in the morning I'm gonna
We were in bed for like an hour, you know, what we do oh
We just are they in dirt water
Oh my god, oh my god, bro, you need a shower bro after this I'll switch to the bed camp you need to do a cold shower
You smell like shit wait they're done playing for the night chat
What?
Put it on, God, they're done playing.
Why I feel like they should do one more run.
Why is this bath so intimate?
Yeah, I don't know.
enough to spark up minecraft and beat them yo dude maybe if it was a game that I was actually
somewhat good at but I'm not good at minecraft like if I was good at minecraft maybe but
I'm not good at Minecraft.
Fortnite.
That's what I was saying.
July 18th is solo FNCS.
Should I play this?
Wait, it's duos?
Wait, solo FNCS is all the way in October?
I'm not going to be able to
I'm not going to be able to
chat. Do you guys think there's any
West pros who would play duo FNCS
with me? Like I need I need a
really good West IGL who would
me to grants I can still frag I'm telling y'all if you put me in endgame in a
tarp I can listen and I can still frag and get refreshes oh god I can I just need
I need a West Pro that would play with me
yo every time we in Iran say we're playing we never end up playing I'm not
I'm not doing that.
No, I want to, I want to play with like a West Pro
who could actually IGL and I could make grants.
Leigh says he has someone who, who.
Maybe if you actually practice, all right,
not because now you're already disrespecting me. I'm about to get on this game and I'm
about to show y'all. I'm about to, because now you're already disrespecting me, I'm about
to show y'all. Like there's something in video games chat that's called genuine still, like
it's called genuine God gifted ability talent, okay? It's called having a genuine God given gift.
You're washed? I'm not washed though. I'm not washed. You won one victory cup three years ago, son.
Now watch out keep in mind I do have a hurt wrist keep that in mind when I'm playing this
why does my game look like it's in fucking 1080p
wait why does my game look like this
Wait, does it look like shit to you guys too?
What the fuck?
It's cause of this monitor.
So I'm about to show y'all.
Wait, what new skins did Fortnite give me any new skins?
That Ben 10?
Ben 10-E sun.
What the fuck is a Ben Tenney, son?
Typical gamer.
Typical gamer got an icon skid?
What the fuck?
No way typical gamer got an icon skid.
Yo, about time.
Shout out typical gamer, bro.
About time he got one.
Is that Somerset?
Somerset got an Icoskin too?
What am I going to get an Icoskin?
Is that SDKid in Fortnite?
What has my game become, bro?
Can Ben Tennyson turn into things?
Kind of calm, bro, kind of calm, Donald Duck, Michael B. Jordan, Ben Tennyson.
They call in you, who's calling me?
Gwen Tennyson.
Yo, what are these new, who are these people?
Well, when he was asking if you would actually play
if you found him somewhere.
When I actually play offensive yesterday,
you found me a pro?
Yeah.
Yes.
He said, wait, Chad, does anyone know who invert is?
Invert?
He said it was like I am the ERT
Really, y'all want me to come home y'all want me to come home when last time you guys talk to me you said
Oh, we didn't even know you were here. Fuck you. Yeah, you want me to come home? No
Go home. I'll come
Come on, bro, come on, bro.
The only reason I'm coming is because I'm going to give y'all
a belt to ass.
I don't know what I'm doing, you know what I'm doing.
No, why are you closing my game?
I don't know what the fuck.
All right, bro, I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
Whoa.
What is that?
What?
Why is he so nervous?
Why is he so nervous?
Oh, it's a tree.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Lacey, grab, Lacey, grab.
Oh, don't touch that, Lacey.
Oh no, no, no.
Don't touch my guitar, get a T-ball, my mic.
Stop, please, stop.
I just turned off your PC.
We're gonna move, bro.
No, please, I swear to god, please, stop.
No, no, no, I swear to god, please.
I don't know, bro, that is literally your financial.
I don't give a fuck.
Please, please.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You can talk my son off.
I just want to talk to you. That's my fucking fucking son off.
You know what I'm saying, bro?
Please, no. Please, Lacey, please.
Stop! Stop!
You can't say him, please.
Oh, no, no, Lacey. I'm not...
I'm definitely gonna be awesome.
Thank you. Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro.
What are you doing?
Okay, that's annoying.
What are you doing?
Are you fucking up?
Fuck you.
Next time you want to stream, you gotta plug everything back in.
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, what the fuck, bro?
Dude, John!
He just made you have extra shit to do, man.
Oh, that's Lou's job, man. Not mine.
Whoa!
Oh my god, bro.
I'm gonna throw my whole PC back home and I want to go play after this.
Dude, it's just how it's rooted, no way.
My god, brah!
Good morning, brah.
We won't put everything out of your house.
How was my chat saying, well, I'm such a good chat.
But he's just useless, bro.
And his team just lost in the Western Conference finals.
He lost his job and his team lost.
Good, good. I hope I did.
I generally hope I did.
Dude, what the fuck did you just do?
No, Eddie, no.
What was the point?
No, no, no.
What was the point of turning my whole PC off?
What was the point?
We've made a bet, bro.
Move!
What was the bet?
What was the best?
Whoever moves it has to start from place to speed.
Why does it smell like weed?
Because it looks like it's a Michael.
Classic, bro.
I got one dead ass.
I can't.
Where are you going?
It's full of alcohol.
Come on.
Where do I leave my hoodie at?
What do you want?
Oh, the bathroom.
Wait, please call me.
I'm sorry.
I'm making a play with you.
Shit, she pissed me.
Yo!
I'm on stream right now, bro.
It's good.
How you doing, man?
How you feeling?
You are good. Listen, we all have bad games. But that doesn't mean it doesn't define us.
We all have bad days that doesn't define us. Listen, I can help you.
I'm not trolling me and you West FNCS
He hung up on me
and I practiced these numbers in the mirror.
Sorry, sir.
Bro, why did you not get your ACL surgery
and you got an insane form of it?
You're coming through on me.
I don't wanna do that, I'm gonna be honest.
You know, I had a crazy,
I had like a crazy like dream last night,
but it felt real.
It wasn't even a dream,
it was more of like a vision I had last night.
Okay, and what was the vision last night?
That I got ACL surgery
I
Got ACL surgery and then I ended up going to the league on a 10-day and they saw how good I was in the clutch
And then they they actually ended up signing me and I became like this like one of the best shortest players in NBA history
Yes, so you became better than Nate fucking Robinson, yes
Damn guys click seems really down I feel bad, bro
I did I feel bad
Clicks had FNCS today, and he got like last place
Like even got second place at least second once yeah
But second hurt probably even more than last because he was last game about a win and then he lost
You got a low key. Is it just us three?
No, I just
I'm literally about to spank these kids
What is it? What is it?
Holy shit, no.
You said we got a nursery?
Oh, Jason, what a step on that little shit.
Bro, Lacey, you want to step on it right now?
Dude, if you step on it, I'm not stepping on it, bro.
Bro, there's no way, is an insect considered an animal?
No, it's a bug, but it has a life, bro.
Okay, well, let's give, let's...
No, no, no, stop.
No, I'm not gonna kill him.
Stop.
I'm not gonna kill him.
Look, I'm gonna put him onto this blanket,
and then I'm gonna take him over into the wilderness.
Come here, buddy.
Come here, buddy.
Okay.
Stop, stop, bro.
Stop.
He's gonna get smushed by a basketball if we don't get him off the court.
Smush him and I'll paint it to Jason.
I'm not smushing it.
I'm fucking...
I'm not smushing it.
How do I... What can I use to get him off the court though?
Well, you have to like leave him there.
Like...
Here.
What do you mean leave him there?
One wrong bounce of a ball after a Mishon, he's dead.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't know, you block his path?
Oh my god, that's terrifying.
What is that?
Somebody help somebody help what do we do?
Right there on the wall
Now this is a cat die though, you never know what diseases he's gonna hold like wait Jason they make these where you're from now
Second hand, the most recent ever.
Like these little fans?
They like the fans?
Why is he playing music like I'm not
about to give them all belt to ass right now?
They didn't even throw it at Jason.
I got a fucking broken wrist, and I'm still
I mean, this is the best I could do.
Wait, where'd the bug go?
Where'd it go?
Where did it go?
Over here.
That's some potty.
Where did it go over here
I'm trying to save your life
I
Wait, where's the good ball
They're all underneath this first fucking thing.
Oh my god, man.
I like snakes.
They're coming up.
I got to keep coming.
Wait, you got a claw under there?
Yeah.
Well, there's probably rattlesnakes in there.
Wait, rattlesnakes are pushing us?
Yeah.
I mean, they'll kill you if they bite you, but...
Nigga.
Nigga, I literally see snakeskin.
Yeah.
Yeah, let me see if I am at risk and shoot better than if you did it the other day.
You ain't done.
This pretty kind of fucking hit.
I kind of feel bad.
Chad, did I just feel bad?
Because like, when I was one handed, it was like fair.
Kind of handicapped, but now that I'm fully healthy, it's like, I feel like it's like a LeBron playing with a bunch of like middle-sized people.
a bunch of like middle schoolers you know what I mean like it's not as fair
anymore
ladies are not as fair it's not fair anymore now that I'm out here I don't
have a nerve I don't like have like this is like a small nerve but I need a
bigger nerve if they want this to be fair
Alright, for this, we're gonna get that for this.
You don't know what I mean.
Push the head, the collar.
Push the head, the collar.
Push the head, the collar.
And that's not a son either, that's not a son.
That's a retweet, if anything, cause it's facts.
That's facts.
Hold on now.
Now, this is the type of music I'm talking about.
That's Drake, that's Rizzy.
Nice.
Yo.
Come on.
Manisha Mr.
Bang.
All of my hot faked.
How do they gas me up?
Where does it go?
My head.
Come on.
How much I've got?
I'm alive.
Don't leave again, I won't.
Thinking I'm trying.
Me do like myself to get it.
Don't.
Can I forgive?
I can't.
What do I need?
Some head.
How is that a gay dance?
How was everything going?
It's good.
Bro, he's actually dipping.
Look at all the light.
I
Look a bit that's when you drop what shit I didn't press play on that hole need me need me skip skip
A trip hold this
Yo, I'm not gonna lie this is beautiful
Wow
Come on, ready!
Is that a good move?
Alright, who's breaking?
We running 2's or are you running 21?
Wait, we're playing 2's?
Not 21, huh?
Not 2's?
Oh, huh?
See, you want to play 2's alright?
I play whatever.
I'm lucky not to be around anybody's team.
Suck.
I
I thought it was a shoot and a break.
Oh, OK.
There's much of the making here.
I'm trying to get it.
What are you?
Are you high?
I've never played it this way.
I play this break straight up.
I'm like, shoot.
I don't know.
I want to see the fucking drake as bold as my shit.
Why?
Oh!
Wait, I'm breaking?
I don't even get a ball?
No, it's your ball.
OK.
I got you back, bro.
Is there a break?
Hey, just everything's all about breaking, bro.
Ah, come on.
This is a break.
Holy shit, dude, who do you feel right now from the game today?
Oh, fuck.
Feel like!
Oh, feel like!
Yeah.
SGA was greener and rung a lot.
SGA was greener. This is one of his moves.
I was one of his moves, yeah.
I got to get my cardio in, bro. I got to be hustlein' this game.
What? Like what?
Oh my god.
Now I'm dead.
Oh!
Nobody!
Zero's coming.
Hey!
Haha!
Oh!
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Hey!
Not this again, bro!
Haha!
Haha!
Holy head straight!
I
Oh
Come on, bro.
It's a bottom watcher.
Yeah.
He's a duck on the floor, but he's a bottom watcher.
He can't breathe.
Bob doesn't care.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Y'all are on to play deep, but you're told to rebound.
He's in the paint.
Bro, we're literally gargling each other.
Exactly.
Ha!
Breathe.
All right, there.
Oh my god, they fought Castle?
No, they fought Castle.
Six. That was nice.
That's a rain.
If you put a bat in the air, nobody will be able to see you.
So...
I don't care.
Hey, man!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, no, no, no!
So much!
Hey, boy!
Get out of here, bro!
Fuck!
Look at the basket over there!
Whoa!
Whoa!
That's four.
Dude, don't do that.
Hey, that's your man, man.
You go sit a hoop and y'all go like this!
That's your man, bro.
Me and Jason have lost it all.
We can do it!
Woooooo!
B****!
What's that? That's six already? Six? Six right?
Yeah, it's six, six, six.
No, no, no let's go.
Oh yeah, it's six.
Ah!
ah
ah
make it fucking further
don't get it further
I love it
shoulda gone back to you bro
I'm breaking everything.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh
That's regenerate symbols
What
It's a good one bro. How can it take him with that?
Oh
Come on, come on, don't recreate that, I don't want to.
Come on, come on, don't recreate that, I don't want to.
What do you have, silk?
I got three.
Finally.
Oh.
Damn, Blake.
You're weird, bro.
13.
13?
I can't believe I've done anything.
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
No, just have it.
You go, you go, you go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
You go, you go, you go, you go.
That's the key.
Yeah.
Eight, three quarters, 11, two quarters to go.
No, I only see your points.
Yeah, I'm saying I could have seen.
Good to see you.
Okay, got her.
I don't worry about that shit.
I'm gonna run you stop running me a tail
You run into a birdie
You got him
Yeah
That is sick of your number two
Oh my
There I fall down
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God
Oh.
Oh, nice one.
This is how I run, though.
How did you go?
I don't know.
I got 15.
Haha
I'm doing with some jibs
I'm doing with a jib
I'm doing with jibs
I'm doing with jibs
What's it a?
Yeah
It's a man
Oh
I'm going to put him back.
Shoot me.
Ha ha.
Oh my god.
Seventeen.
I'm going to give it to you.
I'm genuinely convinced you're not scared of Silky, bro.
He's taking 95% uncontested shots.
I'm gonna get myself open.
Suki gets the ball and y'all forget you're even placed.
I haven't played defense all game.
18.
19.
Every other shot y'all stood there and let him shoot!
They did the same with you, that's cap.
Silky was guarding me from fucking half court.
I was getting face guarded from half court.
But when Silky gets the ball, everybody gets scared of him.
Nobody's doing nothing for him.
I'm trying to please get people who actually want to hoop,
not stand in the paint and try to get a rebound.
Yeah, I'm out, man.
Look at that one.
You gotta have a sit-in.
I gotta get myself over there.
You gotta hit your shots.
You had an open shot every shot besides the last one.
I got myself over there.
Because Lays is scared to guard you
You get the ball and Lays goes like this
I was doing jumps us only in my seven to use making threes
In the seven you make it only as you make two trees and everyone left I
I did miss all of my open shots.
What?
I said bro, he knows that he'll never play me again because I told him that I was a
boy.
We will play again.
All our little kids bro, you know what, I got out of a cast two days ago.
A cast?
I did.
Bro, anybody who knows anything about sports, if you get out of a cast two days later, you're
not shooting the same as you could before the cast.
You have to still, you still have to work your way back up to being regular.
That's literally facts, that's just anything.
Any broken bone or anything.
That's not, if you're saying,
ah, that's how I know you don't play sports.
You've never touched a sport in your life.
If you break a bone,
you're not gonna be back to normal in one day
after getting your cast taken off.
Y'all have never played a sport in your life.
But you had a cast on two weeks ago.
No, I had a brace on for three weeks with a fractured bone.
I don't lose off a catch and shoot, watch, oh my God.
There you guys won me, won me.
Oh, you guys, ladies.
There's a fight to meet you.
That's what I am.
Next time we play 21, we might as well do a 3-point contest.
Cause that's, Silkie just gets wide open shots and we'll give him.
You is guarding me.
I'm gonna be guarding you, I'm guarding you.
expecting the other two people to play help defense and Lays and Jason are like
this in the payload you get a layup just watching your score
see but those are the shots that I'm taking in the game those are the shots
say I'm taking cuz I'm getting
I shot the rims you did!
You still air-called!
What's this?
I don't think I'm gonna get this.
Are you?
Yeah.
If there's someone in front of you, you can't make it.
As long as there's somebody in a direct line in front of you, you're not making it.
Same with you.
Cap. Bottom shooter.
Give me the bullies.
Just a lap for every game.
Give me that stupid bitch.
You're a fucking triard!
See what happens when I guard him?
I'm standing in front of you, you're jumping for Julie trying to block me!
My bad for playing the sport.
Oh
Fuck
Yo ladies you guard them you sell easy lesson
Oh
So that's your key, guys.
What's up, man?
Because we're not playing.
I'm just sleeping.
Now we're not playing, butter.
Yeah.
Go, dude.
They got it now.
Down for her.
Up.
Down for her.
Say, you know, the difference in the games of 21 is you are playing me on obsessions
like this.
But when you hit the ball, they're everybody's going to paint you.
So, my bad.
I don't need you opening.
No, they're letting you shoot because they know you are trash.
Oh, that's good.
You're trash.
Okay, so they're the one I'm making them from.
You see what I'm saying though, those are the shots I'm getting.
You're wide open, bro.
You're heavily contested shots.
You're wide open.
You're heavily contested shots.
You're wide open.
With a torrent ACL and a broken wrist, bro, and you are going to wide open shoot around
3-pointers.
They took the fuck up.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
The only person who can...
He's not scared of you, he's a dap.
A dap owns you.
I couldn't regret both of those.
Every time a dap's on a core, you can't win.
Every time.
Is that fast?
Uh...
I can't say that for certain.
Every time a dap's on a core, you can't win.
Oh.
Oh, look at this.
I like to make it from logo
See I missed it like that, but I know when there's a constant in front of me. I'm making
My chance
I
Actually want to play you don't want to play
That can stay on me so he can sit in the pain
Difference on me a 30-pound weight difference on me. You could just drive to the
Jason he just stays under the pool place for rebound
I won. I don't need a break.
Go drink some more. Hurry up.
Just want you to go drink some water. I'm good.
I can't wait for you.
So I'm saying, nobody wants to hoop.
Make him some food, because after this game, Bobby, tight.
Water.
I don't...
I don't want to play here.
I don't want to play here.
I don't want to play here.
I don't want to play here.
Oh, I was looking totally kind of...
You think you're not gonna check me?
You got just one that'll help you.
I just checked you!
Come on!
What?
Sit down and guard me.
I don't have to guard you, you're trash!
you
you
you
you
you
I
I
This song again?
That was a tip.
That was clearly in the air.
No way more to the ground.
That one I felt like I was way more in the air.
Both my feet were off the ground for sure.
I
I'm not getting no open.
No, no way.
I want my jump.
Yeah, but for me, it's been wrapped around!
Nice, bro!
That's only good.
What do you have, 3?
Yeah, should be 9, but it's all good.
Alright.
You're gonna get missed.
Go!
No, no, no!
I'm gonna do it!
Go!
I don't even have my time.
No!
Go!
I'm gonna do it!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
you
you
you
you
you
you
I have to...
No.
No.
No, I'm here to do...
Oh, fuck this.
Whoa.
You're not making it from there.
Yeah, come on.
I got a suit on.
I know.
But you're not like that.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I
Oh
Bye-bye
I did answer my wrist fuck
Chucking up prayers isn't skill
You know when you're getting double teamed
By two people that have four inches on you
And you chuck bullshit up and make it three times it turns into a skill at some point, bro
I'll have to get the same one or what?
I'll have to get the same one.
The mic is fucked up.
It's good.
No, Jason, don't be scared.
What are you looking at?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, I had your string look like that.
I don't know.
What are you, Chris?
Oh, I know.
You resize your resided out.
Hey.
Yeah, I picked that string.
Fuck, I'm tired, bro.
High tired, I'm anti.
Breathe in that heavy for nothing.
Just play basketball for an hour.
Vicon, you type in a Twitch chat all day, bro.
Yo, Vicon, join a Discord call.
Join the discord call, beacon.
Come on, you call me fat.
You call me fat.
You can't call somebody fat and then be scared to show your face.
He's ducking.
Who's got a picture of Econ?
He was in the scavenger hunt, let's see.
Let's see, Lacey scavenger hunt.
Fuck, I don't think.
This one maybe?
Which one is he?
Which one is he?
No, you're good.
You want anything with the thing where you go to the top there?
No, you're good.
In the middle?
Come on, let me go to the end.
I don't see them.
Oh, con.
Why is this camera so dark?
So, let me illustrate.
This guy is sitting in my chest spamming calling me fat.
This is friendly fire, bro.
You can't be in a Twitch chat calling people fat when you are fatter than me.
You are fatter than me.
Your face is so bloaty you dead ass look like you could be an alvin in a chipmunks.
Then fat ass cheeks that beard is not covering your double chin.
This beard is not covering your shit, bro.
embrace your true self, shape the beard, let the triple shame show. I'm not fatter than
you. Okay, be gone. I'll send you $500. If you join a discord call right now and step
on a scale and show me that you're not fatter than me. If you join a discord call right
now, I will send you $500 to step on a scale and show the way. That's a free $500. That's
free 500. I weigh more than you but I'm taller than you. Okay, so how much do you weigh and how taller
you 246 3 you're not too 40 you're not too 40 you're not too 40 and you're not
6 3 trust me but I could see your face I could see your face and I could see your
wait if you're 6'3 your minimum 270 just be an honest with you bro your minimum 270 maybe
240 kg maybe maybe 240 kg but you're not 240 pounds bro come on it's not good to lie to
yourself. He works for DoorDash. My focus are arguing who's fatter. Picture
proof. No, I don't want picture proof. I want you to join a discord call and I
want you to measure yourself and then step on a scale. Anybody could fake a
picture. Exactly bro. Exactly, bro.
show belly I didn't say that I didn't say show belly 240 pounds at you guys
I just want to see 240 pounds of 6-3.
I guess bro. I guess. Let's just say stocky build. Let's just say he has 30% body fat.
this might be accurate. This genuinely might be accurate. This might be accurate. That's
That's his doorknash photo.
It kind of looks like him.
A little chat GPT, not a bad shout.
Just wasted a gallon of water.
Just wasted a gallon of water.
Yo, can somebody post the clip of me hitting that game winger on Silky Brown?
I'm trying to watch that.
I'm trying to watch that.
Only if you have VOD rewind, do I not?
Wait, why don't I have it?
Listen, if somebody can put together piece by piece every single point I scored in that
21 game and post the video in the comm with the caption Lacey cook silky in
21 I will send you $100
Just so every time silky pisses me off I can take that link and I can send it to him
Now that your wrist is okay
Why is this cam not working?
What is this?
$4 million prize pool, 2026 internet international.
Yeah, but check, this is probably all try-hards, bro.
This is probably full-on, try-hard, sweaty motherfuckers, like, who won this last year?
Wait, it's teens?
I don't think I got invited, yeah?
I didn't get invited to this.
the invites probably would have already been out.
Jake Futurebladed?
Jack, can you guys give me a split second?
I gotta go take a tinkle-tink.
Don't worry guys, I'm back.
What is that?
Emo?
Oh, meh moji.
Quit ducking tubs.
Okay, con.
Join the discord, bro.
in the discord. He's not going to join. Yo, I'm in here right now. Join and I'll drag
Thank you. Join a call.
Who's this?
Hello?
Yo?
Son.
Hey.
Hold on.
grown-ass man by the way you want my team don't ask fucking man by the way
turn your camera on
hold on make sure I don't leave myself
leak yourself yes bro
finish your rounds
yo wait no no I want to see you on see you first I want to see you first
Oh, no because you're sitting here calling me ugly and fat
Oh my god, hold on wait wait wait show yourself I
Just did not I couldn't see they couldn't see let me see
No, you cannot sit in my chair to call me ugly and fat and not show your face
I just
Are you receiving bro?
How old are you?
Me? I'm 19
So let me get this right, you're 19
overweight with a receding hairline
back to the middle of your head
and you're in my chat calling me fat all day
You are fat
So are you!
It's friendly fire
Are these the people who sit here and call me fat?
He's 30?
250 pounds.
Fuck 50, fuck you.
Round it up.
240, so you are 40, you are 50.
Yeah, I have my phone in my hand.
You have your phone in your hand.
Yeah, I have like a pound or two.
So look at this, he's left the call.
I'm sorry.
I'm also here.
Oh, look at this drink.
You, you weigh 50 pounds heavier than me.
Okay, I'm also six foot three.
Prove you're six foot three.
How do you want me to measure myself?
Say your camera up and measure yourself.
I'm five foot three, man.
Because I don't think you're six feet three.
I'd say you're probably five, 11 maybe.
All right, I'm good to say, man, hold on.
Or you could just stand in your doorway.
But...
Oh wait, why don't you just show what your ID says?
Well, fuck, I don't want to leak myself.
No, you could cover everything else up and just show the height.
Brother, my ID is three years old.
My ID shows six foot, but I'm six foot three now.
Okay, so you're six foot, 250 pounds.
No, I'm six foot, three bitch.
So you're 30 years old and you grew from 27 to 30.
I'm not 30, 30.
You grew from 27.
You grew in three years, you're growing in your 30s still.
I'm fucking 19, fuck you, buddy.
19, I grew three inches in three years, is that crazy?
Okay, so let me see you, let me see your height.
I'm gonna say that and I want to make sure you're not standing on anything either
Fuck this we're gonna get a hat suit. Yeah, please please
So how tall would you say that doorway is
I can't I don't even know cuz I'll tell you what Marlin is six three Marlin would not be able to just stand in that doorway
So you're five so you're five ten
You might be six foot
You might be six foot
What do you do for a living bro
Actually
So you're not a door dasher
They're all saying you do door-dash yo, yes, bro this fucking summers dumbass are started there or something
Snowy saying he's lying. He does door-dash
I actually want to know how old he is.
is. You can't handle being proven wrong. I wasn't proven wrong. That dude is still 250
pounds. But not alive. Respect to him for getting on a call because Jabers wouldn't even get
on a call. So actually respect him for getting on a call. Because Jaber's fully
ducted it. Jaber's fully ducted that.
Khan looks better than you on God. Not my God. Not my God. He's 5'10". I work at a
door company. Interior doors are always six feet.
Bro, Jabers, join the call.
Jabers, join the call, bro.
Jabers, join the call.
Why would I fool docs myself? Yo, bro, nobody cares about what you, you are not important, dude.
You are not important enough for people to try to, to FBI, find your docs off your face, bro.
You are not important.
Jayburn's actually everybody in the chat is sitting here waiting to dox him.
I'd rather not risk the career.
Gang, you are a Twitter mod.
What career?
What career?
Yo, Con, I'll tip you 500, I'll tip you 500.
Next pack draw.
I want to be one me. I have you added y'all not one of you wanting. I'm here for one reason
and one reason only and that's to prove to this weak ass chat that I still got what it
fucking takes. I still got what it takes to play FNCS. So this right here, this right
here is a public service announcement to every single West Fortnite pro to pick me up for
duo FNCS.
Watch and learn chat.
Watch and learn.
and no one wants you, all right, but.
Bro, there's gotta be a West prop.
No, there's no way nobody wants $100.
Nobody wants $100 in this fucking chat.
For what? I said I'll give somebody a hundred dollars if they clip and cut up every point
that I just scored in that 21 game and post it in the comm and say Lacey cook silky in
21 so I can send it to him anytime he talks shit please please I
Guess you're giving them a hundred bucks. That's why you don't have to believe it
But when that person gets a hundred dollars, then they will know and be like damn that was actually worth it
Can we play with each other's balls after you peg me till I squirt out my tip
Yo, summer sets, stop pickaxing me, bro.
Yo, I can already feel that I still got it.
Oh my god, look at my mechanics.
Wait, why am I on 50k?
Well, the only thing that I don't enjoy about Fortnite nowadays,
Can I get a retweet in the chat? Is that when I get on I swear I play straight bots
Like I'm trying to play some act what the fuck
We're going to play some shots a lot
I'll drop, I'll drop, I'll drop, wait.
No, no, no, no.
Come on.
Give me that wood.
be all that wood.
Yeah, this is what I saw Klicks do in the tournament today.
He would obviously, for some reason, he was landing at this split over here.
Surely it's gotta be good, right?
What is this?
Fucking skyline deployer?
Holy shit, I'm getting high as hell off shrooms.
I don't get shit out of my inventory.
What is this?
Why was Clicks landing here this spot is ass
of
of
I guess.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yo, please let me kill you, bro, please!
of
two
of
two
of
What the fuck how am I healing whoa whoa why am I jumping so high
Like what am I playing bro?
The fuck down
I'm still got it
I'm still got it yo I can't see pinned when I'm in the middle of a game bro
Wait, you say fall damage with these or no?
I can't see pinned when you guys say pinned.
Tell me what the pain is
Bro, click should I play with me in FNCS, bro?
Like I did not see Higgs doing the type of shit I'm doing right now
These wants to play I'm down right now
I'm telling you I'm still genuinely nice at this game when he gets back if I'm
still on yeah I don't know if he left or not
what is that emo y'all are putting
How much of a bad this loser is just sitting there camping waiting for me as well
No, my trippin or is there just no shield in this game
Oh, why am I- Woo-hoo, mythic chest!
What?
Wait, no one plays this game anymore?
There's no way this game is that dead.
Bro chat, I'm not fishing.
There's no way y'all think I'm going to sit here and fish.
Alright, mod change title to Lacey returns to Fortnite reviving the game.
I am going to revive Fortnite y'all, don't worry.
No one can do it, I can.
It's impossible to revive, no it's not, chat.
Fortnite just needs saved.
And that's what I'm here for.
I just don't get how I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa!
I'm not a loot goblin, I got pushed in storm. Y'all think I want to be hiding in the storm right now? No.
I want to be shitting on people. Why are there only 12 people alive?
Little chugger chugger
Should I play Reload then?
What's the best game mode to play to actually fight real people?
What is this?
Oh, Barry Misker made that good.
Like why is it this hard to find people?
Is that the Hollywood sign of Fortnite?
still got the aim still got the aim Sonny
What is that, is that fucking Thanos?
What is going on?
of
I
Am I gonna die
That's the best shot in the game is just 200 up
Or you don't need two shug shugs, there's four people alive?
Like I don't, you guys understand how much of a talent it actually is every time I get
on this game after months to win guaranteed.
Like, it's genuinely actually a talent.
And I know y'all are going to troll and say, uh,
but there's not many people who are just naturally
gifted at games like I am with this game.
There's a reason I was a pro.
Like all god if there were screams running right now I win
That you want to shoot at me?
Whoa!
Yo, Forna, I'm not a library.
I cannot enjoy this game and every time I hop on, I'm fighting AIs!
That's not a real player!
Can I please fight real players, bro?
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to the game and see what
happens.
Pizza!
I'm just fighting a bar. Like it's not even a fun game because I'm fighting a bar in a 1v1.
Like how is this fun wow, that's so fun for a night. I'm really enjoying my experience
Nice I'm gonna win this storm
It's not even enjoyable, generally.
Don't be weird and let him win?
Fuck this little shit.
Little Timmy's probably eight years old playing this game hoping to get his first win right
now.
He just got out of school for summer break.
It's his first day on the game.
His mom just got him a brand new PS5 because he got all A's on his report card.
Oh poor little Timmy.
Oh!
Shut up.
Shut up!
five
five
five
five
five
Who is the first person to put it?
Bang!
No, you ruined this one, dude, you ruined this one!
You ruined this one. It's got to be the part where Silky's talking shit in it, bro, because
he was talking crazy before I made this shot. You got to fix it.
Bro, you got to get him talking shit beforehand. Winnings. You got it on the last two shots.
You gotta get silky talking shit beforehand.
Can you do customs?
Yo, yo, why would I do customs
so y'all can just stream snipe me
and have a hundred people pushing me
right off the start of the game?
Why would I do fucking customs?
Guys, what is the game mode
where I can actually fight and play against them?
like fight the most and play against real players.
So I can prove to y'all I'll shit on everybody.
Is it reload?
Is it reload?
Reload ranked, bet.
Bet.
I'm not gonna rage quit.
Change your skin why why are y'all saying GG's duck do
Do?
Darla, what the fuck is a duck do?
Quack.
You're sleeping on a couch tonight.
You are generally sleeping on the couch.
Nice. Now I'm gonna get off streaming. I'm gonna go into bed and Darla's gonna
ask me a hundred times what does a duck do? Thanks Anticom. Appreciate you bro.
Thanks so much man.
DeBurner with the 27, the 27 month sub, thank you, wait, why does it take so long to find
a game at Fortnite now?
Shady, do you guys think Fortnite would ever give me an icon skinner now?
Chi got an emo put it on God for Chi got emo
Where
He's in the shop
No, if yo, I'm gonna leave this game right now and check I'm dead. That's why I leave this game right now
Not a lot okay, I don't care I'm checking
Where
He does not have an emo
Why are you all trolling?
What?
I'm not gonna lie, shout out to Rekai, that's crazy.
But I'm gonna be honest, I'm a little salty.
I am a little salty, I'm gonna keep it real.
I played Fortnite for three years to start my career.
And when my team approached to talk about getting me
a cosmetic in the game, they said that I couldn't
because I had to shape up my online persona
and be more family friendly.
What?
I'm not being family friendly for for a fortnight cosmetic, bro.
No.
That's crazy.
I wish I had the evil.
I want the evil.
You do gamble drink alcohol and smoke weed.
I wish I had the evil.
I wish I had the evil.
I wish I had the evil.
I wish I had the evil.
I guess my Fortnite character would be smoking weed and drinking alcohol, bro.
Make an emo right now, okay, bet, bet, I'm going to make an emo for Fortnite right now.
It's got to be a copy, a non-copyright sound.
Here we go.
Call me close till I get up, thumb this belly on our side
I don't wanna waste what's left, the snores we chase are leading us
Love is all we'll ever trust, yeah
No, I don't wanna waste what's left
Come on, y'all telling me you won't be able to see that in Fortnite.
Did you just hit the star power?
Because now I don't play with my body.
He sure y'all still got it.
Be honest, who in the chat still uses code Macy in the item shop?
Bro, Fortnite could add the lacing worm to the game, dude.
Wait, what is this map?
What's your last Fortnite creator code payment?
Probably like two dollars
I'm such a fucking criminal. What is a shrub bomb?
Oh
Wait I have a tactical shotgun
What are Siphon?
Is that a sniper?
What is a cube rifle?
Is cube rifle good? Fuck it, I'll pick it up.
I saw someone say, ooh, a cube rifle, so I'm assuming it's good.
Whoa, whoa.
Nice, girl.
Oh, nice, I'm getting fucking double killed.
What am I, what am I, what am I, a fucking porno?
Are you trolling like a bush?
Brother, I just spawned in you fucking ass wipe.
Oh my god, I'm getting landed on.
You're a fucking joke.
You're a fucking...
Yeah, you go ahead and miss, let me grab.
Oh my god.
Yo, just wait till I get some loot.
Wait till I get some loot, wait till I get some loot, I'm shitting on all y'all!
Wait till I get some fucking loot, I'm shitting on all y'all!
The fuck is a warfight gun?
Am I getting hit on the gun?
Yo, can I get some shield?
Oh my god, I can't even shoot him out of here.
Nice, I'm fighting cheaters.
That's a great play. No one's gonna know I'm on the bush. He looks on the bush.
I'm not going to lie, I like that.
I like that. Bang bang. Bang bang. Bang bang. Bang bang.
Now, let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question.
If I repost this, is that hating too much?
Why does your guide hand go the wrong way?
Because I fractured a bone in my guide hand wrist, idiot!
Yeah, you better step up, you better fucking step up, yeah, 16.
17.
18.
Give me the ball.
See, this is what I'm talking about right here.
Yeah, yeah y'all not gonna lie post this with just a second game and I got you bro post
this with just a second game bro post this with just a second game and I'm a fool blazing
myself and I'm reposting this I'm literally gonna fully repost this if you post this with
So just the second game, oh God, oh God.
Check winnings.
Yeah, but winnings fucked up the caption, bro.
It's not good for a repost on my account.
If the caption is, I don't know, is this better?
I look like a sorry ass loser if I ask someone to post it and then repost it.
It's got to be something I just repost to make Silkie look like a crumb.
I can't see pinned dumbass nice give me a morph gun bro my character's nose is
fucking stick it out heavy assault rifle
you know I might genuinely have to run a fucking FNCS I'm not gonna lie I know I
I say it on a time-chat but...
No, can I please get some shield?
Please watch the play- I'm down to play four, I'm down to play four with these.
Where's the sight thing?
You should be nice to your tat, Lacey.
You're treating us like we're worthless?
How?
how many pieces can you hold?
shit the fuck am sonny
Okay, you all gotta aim me if I really took my time and got back on this game, I could
I would have it's yes
Guys fucking garbage no way I died to that shit can
Yeah, bro, I'm just gonna talk for every angle right now.
This is unethical hoops, bro.
I can win FNCS, but you can't even get kills in a Silver Longue, I bet.
I hate it when I win this game.
The fuck is a cluster cannon, bro?
Yeah, what is a cluster cannon?
I
Know not alive anybody else notice how I'm the main target cuz I'm the best player to lobby that's why
Yeah, you're white. You're white, son. You're pushing me and you're white.
Are you fucking stupid? Oh, now you want to, now you want to crash that, right?
Now you're gonna be dumb, fuck.
Oh my god, I can't get you free.
Oh my god, I can't get you fucking free.
I literally cannot catch a break
Yeah, please
Oh, yeah, no, I fucking suck
You're such a nerd, how is my a nerd?
Wait if I die again am I done?
hold on ladies I'm gonna win this game and I'm gonna
shit's not seen around these fucking cards bro
this chat's doubting me right now and I don't like being doubted
especially when I'm the king of this shit
Is this not Slurpee where the fuck all the Slurpee are all chat?
You're the f**ker to slurp barrels and slurpee!
Nice. Can't allow me to wait for me in store.
First up, a f**king cock sucker.
Is that a Q-brake?
dumbass bitch what well now you don't want to fight the big dog now you want to run away
right now you want to run away from the big dog now you want to run away from the big
dog that's what I thought bitch I'll tell you buddy motherfucker you need to come to
OG pro with respect, huh?
These motherfuckers gotta remember what I did for this game
Cuz right now it's getting mad disrespectful
What that is
I mean the bush
Come on, boy
Oh, it's got something on it's gonna be
We're such a fucking death
Are you fucking kidding me?
I
Know it's cuz I'm sick
No, y'all don't understand, I'm dancing a headache right now, because I haven't taken
Ibuprofen or Tylenol in a while.
And I'm probably hungry because I haven't really eaten much today because I've been
sick.
probably get some food in my system
I'll put it. I'll put it.
Hey.
I got it.
All right, I'll put it. I'll put it.
11.
Look, we've got a garbage truck.
Bitch.
Yeah, you better step up.
You better fucking step up.
Yeah.
You leave me some time in the room?
Uh, I'm just checking if you know where it is.
Um, it's in my room.
Yeah.
You're about to go in here.
No, no, I'm about to go in.
I'm about to glaze myself.
about a repost it. What do you mean? Yo Swipers can you put bag work Lacey and then
I'm not editing my snowy mid you'll have prods you're getting a repost bro silky is dead ass a
a crumb to me.
Now, chat, I need everybody to go like this tweet right now, okay, listen.
I need y'all to like this tweet and glaze me under the tweet and I'm gonna pick one person under the comments
That is tweet to give a thousand dollars to
Why would I lie why would I lie I'm being serious
You always lie. No, I do not always lie, bro. I need to bookmark this, too, because anytime
Sookie pisses me off, Lacey, what's the link? I didn't see it. This is the link. This is
the link.
And he's I'm so he pisses me off. I'm dead. I'm just gonna send this to him right here
I'll spam
Check my reply
Do you guys not know prime lacy always been the best you really the best core hooper damper you look skinny as fuck and can
Hoop holy cow. Thank you guys. No tomorrow 24 hours from now. I'm gonna pick the best comment tomorrow 24 hours from now
Wait don't I have lays on discord
What up?
Oh my god, yeah, you know what I just realized?
We did ask predicted the sun trend, silky sun, runny sun, and then suns came out.
Hello, Lace?
It's good, bro.
Magic player animosity knife, of course, bro always am like a lie. Wait, so is the best game to play reload?
Part of the most fun
Okay
Yes math math DMV DMV your PayPal math DM your PayPal bro
I'm not gonna watch I had this whole plate of food here, and I'm only going to eat the veggies. I'm just keeping it real
that's love bro wait what did y'all look who did y'all go get it tacos mmm
taco onis
mmm dude every time I swallow food my throat hurts
pro you might have fucking I did as my head side virus yeah that's it straight
up
is Lacey still good at fortnight yes I'm actually returning to West FNCS next
FNCS and everybody in the chat is doubting me and I'm gonna prove everybody
wrong and I'm a win FNCS watch okay bro who is so Jin Wu so lovely
what's a rare skin that nobody has I have like a OG skin for
Oh, I'm with this big nose freak again.
I'm not going to lie chat, this might be a hot take, I'm going to tell you all right
now, solo leveling is probably my favorite anime.
I don't know about you guys, I feel like a lot of anime is just personal preference,
but my favorite anime is probably solo leveling.
And then number two, I'm gonna say death note.
I know it's kinda basic.
And then number three, that's hard for number three.
Number three, I'm gonna say, God that's so hard.
I feel like I gotta go with AOT.
I gotta go with attack on Titan.
so just like it's just so iconic but yeah that's my top three enemies y'all
help you you got a win bro i'm trying to win
just hit it to the beat hit it to the beat let's go to let's go to
this would be small yep easy
you never see any of those enemies okay I'm letting top batter I guess like like
you got me isn't a fucking joke what yeah got me
Dude this kid already landed up here, you have a heater
Oh he's here
Don't jump on the heater?
I wouldn't just throw a hole on you
Double now
Double now
I in duals I'm a different kind of force now that ass
Once for making an immediate game soon
I
Me ladies on me on me on me. He's a larpere. He's a larpere. He's not actually good
Hey Marvel keep streams having me buddy you fucking suck you literally are worse than
a kangaroo cock
He's pretty bad.
My party's gonna be falling, bro.
He's getting such an arc.
I killed party, I killed party.
Easy.
What does that mean? I don't know.
I don't know
So you know I actually need a camel dick when out
What is one of them
Please help please help
I do not need anything
Come on miss, we got this guy bro, he's out
I gotta say alive, right?
They're fighting.
They're fighting someone.
I'm gonna make a lacy fight.
Oh my god, you're so due for what? That's what we need right now.
I'm so new for a Mace's Blade.
Water?
It's been a while since I made one of these.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
OK.
come on buddy come on buddy you don't know how many hours I spent in clicks
Box lights you don't know son
I'm not slowly shit
I hate how y'all are talking shit, but all night so I beat y'all every single person in the channel
Yeah.
Are you good, Liz?
Yeah, I'm just playing.
I'm playing too, you're just playing.
I'm playing a Sunion right now.
I'm actually.
I'm dead.
No, Liz, you actually can't die, you actually can't die.
Well, this guy's kicking is just infinite, though.
Liz, I gotta stay alive?
Yeah.
I'm just kidding, just jump down, if I do love.
This is really a gun.
I'm trying I'm fighting a fucking son. You're good. You're good. You're good. You got a man
What happened to the fortnight I loved what happened to the fortnight I love
I'm not I'm landing on you. I don't give a fuck we die here. I'm coming to help at least
He's on your wall just crouching, let me just, let me kill him.
Laze, run! Laze, run! You gotta survive for 10 seconds, Laze!
Four, three, two, one! Nice!
I'm going zone, Laze, I'm going zone.
and then if you die if you die oh no oh no oh no oh no I just get out you were
fighting and down white it if you look bad
oh no
I don't see him chat it's all good don't worry don't worry don't worry I'm a carry
I'm sure it's all good it's all good me oh it's all good me oh hey bro this is also
first game off you're not playing more games play bro it's only 10 30 you realize that
well yeah I don't know how many more games I got if you doesn't bring me a fucking I'd
broken up okay well maybe fucking fire it
I'm killing it I killed it
I'm down here on the ground
where's someone on me
something to do
Lays I'm gonna have to make a lacy play
oh my god I'm lowkey I'm down on on me is unhidden
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead
There's the lazy plane now.
What a play.
My B.S. fucking nose is sticking out of the open.
Shot at the GGs?
I got a shot.
I shot him, I shot him, I shot him.
Oh, this guy's pushing me in the storm like a loser.
I
You ladies are you not you not you
Yeah, I know
I know that's
I'm ass little bitch. Yeah little fucker. Yeah
Oh this game makes you want to say some shit, bro
This game brings a bat this game brings a bad fucking part out of me
I might have fucked up ladies.
Okay, okay, that's fine, that's fine.
Listen, listen, I'm gonna face various and we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're
gonna grenade.
Ready?
Ready ladies, ready, ready?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck man.
I did not say the N word.
I stuttered on the word.
I did not say the n word I stuttered a little bit over my words
On me on me
okay make it a lacy play nice oh yeah
from Chad's old job bro this fncs is
gotta be easy these West kids cannot
fucking compare Darla are you in a chat
Darla
fucking I'm making a point any time please
nice I hear you guys all saying yes babe yo I can see if it's her name or not
Idiots!
She's actually in seductive.
What's that?
What?
What's seductive?
Crack!
What is this for? What?
Did y'all put me as Caruso?
No, this is disrespectful to me.
This is dead ass disrespectful to me.
This motherfucker Drew couldn't even get you medicine from the room next to you 10 seconds
after you asked him, fire him? Buddy, these greens bro. Hey, can you do me a favor? Can
Can you bring me, uh, Abu-Propan?
Yeah.
And, uh, Dayquo?
Okay.
Which one?
Those?
Yes, yes.
One of each.
My greens are not untouched.
Thank you.
How are my greens untouched?
They're gone.
They're good, bro.
Okay.
How are my greens untouched they're gone they're good, bro
Yo, draw up the shut up
I gotta change my skin though.
I gotta change my skin to a rare skin.
Nobody, you guys don't know nobody has a skin before anymore?
No one has a skin.
This came out like season one.
Those who know about the recon expert know that this shit is only,
only OGs have this shit, man.
Look. Everybody has it? That's cat.
Yeah
Listen, I'm working right now. Okay, I'll be off works in
We just won
You're a hater.
Yeah, I still.
What happened?
It all just started.
Get back.
Thank you.
What happened?
What happened, daddy?
Fucking asshole.
How many kills did I have? genuinely how many kills did I have?
I don't know.
Let's go to the chisel cubes, I don't know what this POI is, do you want a live bet on
the giants, they're down 5.
Why would I live bet on a team down 5 in baseball?
Put a hundred on there.
Alright ladies, come on, we gotta go back to back here, we're on a win streak.
Oh, I know, I'm not playing around here.
Or you know what I used to do when I was younger?
You know what I used to do when I was younger?
Ladies in this game?
I would go into my family's hot tub.
And I would use the pool J and put it on my penis and then come in the pool
Are you alive? I don't understand how my R&G can be this bad
I
Think I have better or worse PR than what I play for night
Like real like like PR like
No, no, no for me
No, I know I know I'm talking about like like like real life PR, extreme PR.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Everyone in fucking Fortnite is gonna have to die.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Well, everyone else in Fortnite is gonna have to die.
Pretty bad on Fortnite.
Oh my god, I just rose to high ground.
Wait, I have a very overpowered gun.
I
Hate that guy on it on you
I have two knocks
No battery
Suddenly just land on me
Like the thing is, I might not have the best mechanics, but fighting IQ is very, very important.
And I have a lot.
Yo, I'm trying to shoot at other people and you keep shooting me.
He's now just going to have to piss in the car, Bob.
I knew I hit him for six is a point chicken on the click skin clicks
And I have two knocks and I didn't get a single kill
Don't beat this guy sucks donkey dick legitimate fucking dog
Oh, hold on, I'm about to make a lazy play again.
God, this cock keeps fucking beating on me.
Fucking chicken little, bro.
He's white, he's white, he's white, he's white.
He's white, he's white, kill him, he's white.
Oh, pizza!
I'm gonna buy that on me.
I'm trying to look at you, but I can't really get to you at the moment actually I could
It's a little bit too
Oh my god, I am a soul L. They see the chat
Okay, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I caught up here. I caught up here. I caught up here
Say hello. He was saying what I
Got sparking main it
But I'm telling you this gun I have with my aim with it is just crazy fucking iron man over there
oh my god just fucking click skinned out
no my pills and purchases your trash bro
it's the same clicks can just follow me
around on them I'm not trash
You'll get to understand I have the flu.
Literally.
Call that the flu game.
It's because I have this rare skin on, so I'm getting targeted.
Red up hill.
Looky though.
Redo matter daddy.
Hey what?
Bride it, I did have to turn my DMs off.
Why?
Bride there's just so many girls DMing me bruh it's disgusting I don't want to.
I'm not trying to be like, leave me alone. Leave me alone. I'm trying to chill dude.
Why don't I say W?
Did I draw your future character?
Okay, hold on.
Hey.
Okay.
Okay.
Why do I- why did you make me so fat?
Why did you make me so fat?
One question, go.
Favorite hobby you've gotten into other than reading?
Hanging out with A&P.
Love them boys.
Okay?
How do you feel about the current space of streaming right now?
It needs more inspiration.
Chad, do y'all think I'm the inspiration
that streaming needs?
No, all right.
These are some of the best songs about Iceman.
Do you feel happy not providing content
for the people who have supported you,
better than ever, it'll all make sense.
Um, hello?
I will never lose passion for streaming.
What do you see?
Yeah?
Oh, fuck.
I'm running out of this.
Okay, should I ask Kai if he's gonna raid me
when he comes back to streaming?
Oh, he probably will.
He does not
not hate
There's all the shield on this mother you know what I think I was gonna do
What I need you to come back and he's gonna have built out an entire actual
I think I think clicks is gonna or I think Kai's gonna come back with an
actual school rules out called Schumer University. That's gonna be like a 24-7 thing.
fucking hating
don't worry I'm back
fuck your clips
I'm dead
Oh, I'm fucked.
You don't feel a...
...a reason.
I didn't mean to see I should have, huh, this.
Oh, nice.
I'ma come down and kill that guy with you.
I
Missable I'm reasonable I'm reasonable you gotta reboot bro. No, no, no, I have to do please
Oh, here's some.
Oh, where is he?
This is how you do it!
This is how you do it!
Oh, you have no mic.
I went on my body, dude.
I'm on my body, I'm on my body, I'm on my body, I'm on this drain.
I'm on the walk.
Oh, you're on the walk?
Yeah.
I miss it.
Oh, no.
I'm on my triple team.
Holy fuck, I'm even like, I'm moving like Pete right now.
Oh, no, I need you.
Oh, no.
I mean, yeah, if you're on my team, bro, you're wearing a quick skin.
I'm getting landed on.
This is so stupid.
I'm getting triple teamed.
It's okay, you have masses, listen for 5 seconds. Just hold and be the better player.
Easy, easy.
Now you're arre, arre, arre, arre.
Now they're fighting each other.
No, they're just gonna chase me because they're losers.
Only one chasing you, only one fighting you.
I can beat him, I can beat him, I can beat him, I can beat him, I can beat him.
Just gonna beat him in a second.
I'm dead.
Nice.
Nice bro now you're a whole game is over because you wanted to chase me across the map. Oh my god if I could call you something right now I would
I know, no you're telling me bro. It's ready to roll.
Oh my god is that the cock?
Wait did you kill the click skin? Is he like handy done?
Not in click skin.
I see the quick-skinned, I hit him for 20.
Nice.
Oh my god, he's out of push-me, he's out of push-me.
Yep, here he comes.
Oh, he's actually here.
Yo, Chad, where'd I go if I ever see this quick-skinned in real life? It's up.
Hudger?
Is he here?
It's the cop!
I'm healing, I'm healing, I'm healing.
I'm just checking that.
Chilling, bro.
Full chilling, bro.
Why are you trapped here?
I
Crispy as zero kills yo, bro, y'all don't know nothing about this game and reload if you have a bad start
It's hard to recover
All right, now ladies and gentlemen crazy
Christian's on the solo line
Kill the cock
Fuck you, I gotta go, I gotta go
Oh no, there's...
...some help, son
Okay, come with me.
I might as well get him close to me.
Is that our one?
Fucking Marvel Wipes, you suck, bro.
Nice, I'm right here. That's good shit. Good teamwork there.
Yes, sir, easy.
It's pretty easy now.
Wait, what happened to my fucking big boss, huh?
dead
how did this guy go?
fuck it
he's running
shit on
shit on
I'm under him. I'm him. I'm still him bro. Still got it. Still fucking got it
No siphon for any of that
Oh, okay, no I get a check so let me get this straight when I kill them they're bots
But when I die to them y'all point and laugh all right bet
I'm dead.
Some fucking war just stole my kill.
Oh, that was easy.
Playwork!
Holy shit, this game is so easy nowadays.
This game is so easy nowadays, bro.
It's on me. We're lucky to stop meeting.
It's Dominion.
Little 20 bomb chat, not a bad shot, 20 kill in.
Can't go wrong there.
Back to the main men.
There's a neck to death on top.
Good.
We went into the tilted map.
Let's go, dude.
We're not dying, though.
Next death, you mean next loss, right?
Yeah, next loss.
Maybe send a link chat?
I guess I didn't have nine kills.
Like, what are we talking about?
Well, you know what sounds good right now?
A little water with some sugar in it.
We've never done that in my entire life.
You've never had water with sugar in it?
No, bro.
Right, it's gas.
And then a little blue color dye as well.
That's just Kool-Aid
Wait, so you actually know a pro would play West Evans yesterday
Yeah, I got someone who my friends he's pretty good. His name is in act in act
Yeah, is he a pro though? I
Say he's a pro on West. Yeah, like like grand qualifying
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's either one or gotten second
He's pretty good, bro.
Is he an IGL?
Um, I actually don't think so.
Even Kanata would play with me or no.
Does Kanata still take cops seriously or no?
I don't know if Enact IGLs.
No, I didn't know if Kanata still took cops seriously or not.
He just got top three at land. Okay, what I guess cannot have not played with me, but what?
He won West, okay. Well, never mind. Little tilted, little tilted, what?
Epic whale? Does epic whale still play comp?
Epic will, keep that IG on the temperance, facts, me and Epic will would make waves.
I don't even know if that would be fair for less.
Watch this play chat like I guess this guy's not just sitting in the stream
You suck
What is that just a scream sites man
Say loudly say loud I'm back in one second one second. Nice. Please nice
Oh
Hold on that little flankin' bound.
Coming, mate, don't worry, I'm coming.
I'm behind you, buddy.
I know how to get a shotgun.
Listen, listen, I'm approved to your why I'm an FNCS fragger.
Watch how I play with a teammate.
Maybe let me back out, maybe a little skin swap too.
Never a bad idea to change your skin.
The reason I got there is because I'm getting shroomsight so hard because people don't know
my skin shit.
Literally.
That's an easy swap.
Let me just change it real quick.
Ooh, got a little Power Ranger bot.
Yeah.
Oh, got a little Power Ranger mod.
New prediction.
Do they win this game?
What do y'all think?
I think they're gonna just easy win that.
Let me go to the last.
Let me go to the last.
Let me go to the last West FNCS.
Here we go.
This is FNCS?
Wait, what?
Where's FNCS?
I'm not talking about the land, though, I'm talking about the online FNCS, is that not
this one.
Victor being canada.
B-dog. Wait, you guys think B-dog would play with me?
Didn't he give me 20K bits today?
Did he give me 20k bits today?
Not the same B dog?
Oh god.
I mean bro, surely somebody on his leaderboard would play at West FNCS with me.
Like I'm better than Pump, bro.
Better than X.
Is he IGL?
Because that's what I need, I need an IGL.
Because I'm more of a fragger, bro.
Like if I play this game for three days straight, I'll be back in my prime when it comes to
Like poor night Friday kill racers
Like Chad that level that level aim you can't teach me how you just can't
All right, ladies, I think I'm gonna get active
I don't know where the fuck I stopped you from.
That guy might have fucking aim on.
And I'm not coping.
I think there's a cheater in our lobby.
I think they're...
What the fuck is an infiltrator pump?
What the fuck is he doing?
It's like...
dead...
Margella shoes.
Holy fuck, this guy's got aura.
Fucking Margella shoes.
yo monkey man shut up I'm a god at this game
I'm sore from playing this game you don't ever get sore from gaming
That's why I quit.
I hear some little shit lurking in there.
I'm coming.
It's like on here, how many?
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm on the way.
Guys got it.
Oh, this is so annoying.
Every time I go to fight somebody,
this guy is just sitting on the hill, beating me out of the air.
I gotta get my move.
There's a guy in this box.
I'm just running in.
I'm running in.
Dead.
Little sniper juice.
Yeah, now we got some juice.
Here we go.
Hello, goo.
You're on 70 ping?
Yeah, because we have the worst Wi-Fi in history.
No Drew, stop replying to yourself on your own.
You see that guy just sitting on top of a building just spraying?
This guy's a loser, I'm making a lazy play on him.
Yeah, and then he runs in highs, I knew it.
Oh, I know what this guy is.
He's one of those stream snipers who just shoots you from a distance while you're fighting
and then he runs. What is he? Oh you know what he is. You guys know. I'm gonna
Oh, yeah, you fold it bitch
All your life
No
I
Got a guy don't tell me that's what oh my god, he's so annoying
Oh, it's the same guy he doesn't want to fight
one
home
to
the school
of the
Oh give a slurp you can live. I'm coming from far away.
I want that fucking nog, I'm scared.
1-13?
Dead? You fucking suck buddy.
Miho! Miho! Miho!
Like y'all are trying to 2v1 the goal bro!
Remember the name! This is what I do!
Cm soccer, thank you for the big 10 gift. I appreciate you
This is where it all started me, huh?
These young bucks in the chat don't know nothing about this
I'm one.
It's not a kill, 100 white side of kill. Interesting. Interesting fornate.
Sometimes you got same matters in your own hands. I'm coming, they're so worried.
We're good right now.
Hold it over here so far.
matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, shut the fuck up with that matter shit.
That actually sounds like it.
That was tough, yeah.
Kids are doing me talking about that one.
You getting lit on?
Uh, they're over here fighting.
They're just looking at the actors.
Uh, they're over here fighting.
They're super accurate.
They're on?
They're all...
Let's go dude.
It's actually unmeasurable.
Okay.
You know what honestly bro?
Go win streak?
I'm going to try to.
I'm going to try to bro.
2v2 token to open.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I'm going to try to bro.
You know what's crazy?
We actually should have all the kids that would try to open this.
Bro, we would.
I'm going to fuck.
I'm making a lacy place guys got no idea. Oh, it's you. It's my fucking arch nemesis
It's like when spider-man face off versus a green goblin
I
In that one
Oh
So Jesse oh Jesse tell me what does daddy's dick taste like huh?
What does it taste like Jesse?
Wait, this guy's an FNCS winner.
My god, his teammate's coming back.
He's got a FNCS one.
I'll box him?
Let's end these kids once and for all.
The last guy's in here.
He has nothing.
Let me down wall, boy. Let me down wall.
Sit the fuck down, Margella Shoes!
Oh my god!
Chad, what's my name?
I have 20 white, do you have any whites or not?
I mean GG's in the chat GG's in the chat this game's over if we lose this game out that
I'll get a splash on my tits we lose game
Yep, you too, we're hiding in a bush little pussy. So pussy boys here
Are they hiding a shack, huh?
One like one to west in the bush, yeah, that one's an actual
I
Love was here. I come global's here. I come
And we can't get on a window
We just can't it's just not how it works. It's not we're on a win streak now. We're on a win streak
Yeah, no, it's a heater
If you make a creative map you'll make hundreds of thousands. I already have a creative map. Let me see how many people are playing it
Lacey
Lacey 1v1 so many people are playing right now
Zero people
So that's a bug though
It has 19k likes though.
That's not even about shout.com.
Make a new one? What should my new Mad Beach at?
New Mouth should be...
How's it be a Maddard Eddie?
What's a Maddard Eddie?
Now shout out if I made a new Fortnight Madd, what's like what's a Maddard right now?
I don't want to make a brain rot one.
What if I made a Core Boyz box fights
and every, you could get, oh my God,
I might be on another genius idea.
Core Boyz box fights and you can get the power of Ron.
And if you get the power of Ron, you go miniature.
And if you get the power of Lacey,
you get extra health and you get fat.
And if you get the power of Silky, you get,
you get, I don't know, extra guns or some shit.
Or if you, and if you get a DAPT,
you get a sniper and you could trick shot.
And if you get Marlin, you're invincible.
I'm back!
Alright!
Oh no.
Oh no, ladies.
I got killed on the wrong side.
The sinking?
Yeah, I'm full of death.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Oh no dude, oh son of a son of a dance on
I'm getting dance on just can you hide you hide
I'm going to the I'm going to the split over here to loot up a little bit alright.
I feel like we got a loot up if you want to win this game.
Please be a pizza.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
It's a fucking pizza.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I can say life.
I kill one oh my god, I'm in here, but
But,
Shadow, is that Peter?
Tango's on me, my game's over.
Yeah, I don't shoot around anybody though.
Yeah, I don't pull on shoot around me.
Oh, nice, I didn't even hear him.
Didn't even fucking hear this guy.
Wait, no way Bolshe's in our game.
It's the same guy that's killed me every game!
Oh my god, I lost all my pizza!
Well, how do I have a fucking crosshair? What the hell?
I can't wait till this game dies. Hey, buddy, how do I tell you for nice and never 49?
Just think about it, even if it takes this game 5 years to fully die, there will be a
new generation of 5 girls that will load up and play tongue tongue tongue box fights.
That's literally just the truth.
Forle is quite literally inevitable.
are you slowly there's a bunch of people here holy sh!t
I'm going to water
Push another guy in my box
I dropped the spaz and I dropped 6 likes of me
Nice, nice, get your first, get your first
What is the reason for people full shield of maximum to push us here?
Come on bitch come on bitch you're you know I don't need these kids know they're
playing against a former pro like they're pushing his shit like shit is sweet
find out who this kid is in chat on banning him that's find out who lumb core seven is find out who he is on switch find out who
is on banning him who's chat I don't know fuck
I'd kill them ten times
it's not gdx
no
I mean I'm in there be just fucking sure nothing some
room in a little in a little uh oh oh my god I put a piece of these
I'm making a way to play alfalfa okay I gotta eat pizza
I'm getting push and sword.
I'm not even having fun getting push and sword in every fucking fight.
I got 5 seconds at least.
I'm out of this little game, please, as a team.
We killed these little shits, all right?
All right, you got the same kid on the second round
with you, much, you know?
You got him?
I'm in a box, I'm in a box.
I'm in a box.
Oh, I got one point.
Oh, I got two from above, nice.
Nice.
Yeah, y'all might say I'm asked but that was actually such a good play hit him for 100 damage distracted him
We got the kill now I'm back in this bitch. I was a great play. I'm a great fucking play by the way
Why sense all calculated
This guy's carrying a fucking infiltrator
It was you only a lot of problem, bro
I got no ammo
I
Just thought she has quick skim
Yo chat one thing that everybody who's ever watched me play for my nose
Frozen included never give Lacey a hunting rifle because it's over for the entire lobby
100
100
I got a heal
How long?
I have a mass, I have zero bills, I have zero bills
I don't know about this game. Talk to me, I'll follow. Oh, they're fighting. No, no, this guy's on me. Where? How low?
Well, I guess we did shed same burgers. He doesn't push me for the entire fucking day
These we wouldn't use game with these fucking mats and shit that I have right now. We actually might be those
You know watch that
She had a separate me to make a plan with his hunting rifle
It's what I used to do if you know Peter but still for winning grins
I'm known for the hunting rifle if I'm in your lobby with a hunting rifle
You should be scared, doesn't matter what level skill you are.
I think he might be bugged.
I might have got one of the bug hunting arrows.
100, 100, 100
I got no maths, please
I'm getting pushed hard
Oh box 200 sit the fuck down sonny
I have a little bit of maths. I still don't know if I can get to you with them. I have no way of getting you at all
Oh, son of a...
Oh, son of a...
You have any mobility to get down or not?
Yeah, I think he's going to be chopping me.
I don't think so, I don't think so.
I think he's going to be on me.
Okay, I'm going to get down.
Come on, ladies. Back to back here.
We're win streak in at fortnight at midnight.
Win streak in at fortnight at midnight like it's 20-20 again, bro.
I see you.
Good job.
He's hiding.
Here's nothing.
No more reboots.
Colden's pilot FN.
I didn't realize what that mean.
I'm glad I killed that guy.
That's a fucking weird ass man.
Someone's under us.
I don't think the guy is any massive. That was the guy you were cranking with.
I'm dead.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm kidding.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
My god.
Oh no.
Hold on man. We're in this.
I'm dead.
I'm not trolling dead.
Okay, they're running far away.
I got this
Told you don't want to get laced to a sniper in porn, I watch this shit
I hate my sight when I be bugged
Actually, maybe, that's a thing
Alright, I'm one and one
I'm gonna tell him he gets me
I'm gonna tell him I'm not near you
Okay, okay, it's fine
Listen, this plate, plate, spare us something, now we're in zone
Alright, there's a bush on height, I'm gonna
headin' 60, just push it off, now I'm gonna snipe somebody
give me, Lays I'm telling you, just give me time, bro
give me time, a Lacy classic headshot snipe is coming
I'm ulti-high bro
should I grab one of them ulti-high so you can get into zone?
Uhhh, we're getting so far in here.
Dead! Oh my god, I killed one. Wait, did you just know stolen that I double-stucked at the same time?
Oh my god, we're actually- Oh my god!
They're both dead, they're both dead. Holy shit.
Woohoo!
I'm going for a trick shot.
50.
Yes!
Oh my god, back to the backs.
Back to the backs, baby!
easy. Easy. Keep voting. Keep voting that we're going to lose and keep losing all your points.
All the believers just got rich. All the believers just got rich. Can't have a loss, bro. We can't
What do we say? What are we doing here? We can't have a loss.
Jinxie got more viewers than you sleeping?
Jinxie has more viewers than everybody on Twitch sleeping.
The fuck are you on my dick for?
Except the burp
Oh my god, we're actually on a win streak
Yes, sir
Maybe we get like, like, hotter gifted in the chat for that win?
Anybody, anybody?
When you lose, are you getting off?
Yes.
Yes.
You can actually get a really good placement on West. I know I know
Oh my god, it's hot as hell in here, bro. I'm sweating
See I'm gonna make it cooler in here
Yo, B-Dog's down to play FNCS with Lacey. He just got second in West Grants. He's a God IGL.
What if, bro, like, that's just a random guy typing that, bro. I cannot take his word seriously.
Did you see what happened with Wendy? What happened with Wendy? Is she good?
Hold may own
Anybody who did that or does that or even surprise that is a weird
Where you want to land here in these
We'll be honest about fucking with it. I'm not gonna be armory though
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
So you knew? No, I just can read the chat, dumbass.
Going on a heater, fucking Tom off. Turn around.
Hey fat ass hop off yo why who are you to tell me to hop off I'll play this game all
night if I want to wait check is Ron get to use armor tomorrow
I'm pretty sure on day three he gets to use armor.
Yeah, he does.
Oh on Monday?
I feel like they beat it tomorrow.
I wish I could stream tomorrow like some off-stream like business shit little
Hey, you might see me walking down a runway soon.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Some shit like that.
Not too crazy though.
Why do you not believe me?
I'll tell y'all I got asked to do
one of the swimsuit weeks in Miami so tomorrow I have to go and get like
fitted and practice my walk for the swim week Miami swim week
It's not plus size swim week.
Yo y'all are assholes, y'all don't believe in me?
Oh my god, I have a play here, watch this.
I need
holy fuck how are you so far
I need
Yo I actually don't see a smoothie game tonight. Is it crazy to say that?
No, I'm just a smoothie bro.
What the fuck is a cube rifle?
There's people on the other side of the spot.
Where are they?
Whoa!
Oh
Enemy team white
I
Let me get on and shit on you again nobody in this check and shit. I'm in this game. I'm the real fucking deal
Why am I so humiliating?
Why am I so humiliating?
On me?
100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100.
You have 100 on me, I mean.
You can double your lace.
100, 100, 100.
Oh, no.
140.
140.
140.
140.
140.
140.
140.
I'm shitting on kids, bro.
I'm literally just getting double fucked from every angle like I'm in a Johnny Sims film,
bro.
Oh, cough cough, I'm sick, Dr. Sims.
I kind of want to go back to my old loot, they used to not come with me.
I had god to your loot and there were two teams over there trust.
I got sniped, I got sniped, I got sniped, I got sniped.
Who the fuck just sniped you, what the fuck?
Wait.
Wait, how am I alive like a snipe?
of
the
time also
to hold on to some of
the
oh my god you're fucking flipped I killed one.
I don't have the facilities for this.
100.
I'm 30 HP, I got nothing, I hit 100 though.
100 again?
like why y'all I'm not gonna lie that's racist I don't care I'm not it's just
doing it for me to shitty ass game oh my
wait at least rose me do I have like momentum or something and that's why I'm
I'm rolling.
Where's the loot, where's the loot, where's the loot?
Where the fuck's the loot?
I don't I don't have any match on 11 guns on a shit
Oh my god I almost shit on him! I hit him 170 bro!
Laze I'm back in 10 seconds! Nice! I'm back in 4 seconds I'm coming right on you!
I'm coming all over that face, please
Bro, if I could just get some Lou about a diet of the year now
Is it the directly at me? Oh
Oh, geez.
100.
Hold on.
Dead.
Shao, what do these fists do? What do these fists do?
Are they good or not? Tell me right now. Don't troll. Don't troll. Please don't troll. Please don't troll.
Pretty sure they're good.
Give me super powers
Shitter shitter shitter shitter shitter shitter house that he's the taste house it tastes bitch
Everybody think GD is in the chat, I have a hunting rifle.
That's a guaranteed 3 headshot.
Exactly.
That's what I've been telling these young bucks.
Hunting rifle in my hand is like giving Steph Curry a ball wide open from 3.
Watch this shit.
of
Oh my god we're about to go through another level, we're actually sneaking right now.
Fuck off, we're just peaking on a Saturday night for the guys, summer's right on the corner, holy pete actually.
It's actually the 98-2020.
The only thing I miss is my uncle just touching my nipples and sucking my earlobes.
It's the only thing that's different between the 2020 and now.
Well, little 2v1, he's down there west, watch this, gotta make a lacy plan.
That's 3 in a row, that's 3 in a row, that's 3 in a row.
Shreakin' ranked.
My little pink skirt.
This pink little booty.
Oh, nice.
My AC is blinking.
And it's 78 degrees in here.
Oh!
Oh, far.
A little 78.
Fuck it, shall we, shall we can't get off on a win, bro?
We're on a 3D win streak.
No, it's a view there now.
What is this?
Hold on, this might make waves in the Fortnite industry, P-Dog, 2nd place Grand Finalist,
Ex-Lacey for the next FNCS, this might be game time, y'all, this actually might be the
dual of the year.
Whoa, what did I just download?
Whoa, tweaking, what did you just make me download, bro?
oh shit we risk it and go to risk the winch you can go to keep we have to
right it only makes sense it only makes sense yeah predicts out I don't know
what to tell you all man I don't know what to tell you all bro I would keep
voting on us but
He's on top of a company.
Aw, chat is like dead SPGGs.
No shotgun?
Holy fuck, I'm an SMD specialist.
Zero kills LMAO. You're so bad. The game started 10 seconds ago.
Dude, we've gone hard.
We're the brothers in the house.
That shit on someone, shit on someone.
Easy, bro.
Get here. Get a piece of...
Ooh.
This couple kids here.
I don't even know if I killed him.
I'm trying to feel it again, we're back.
Dude, it's actually just keek light.
Summertime's around the corner, playing Fortnite with the guys.
Ahhhh.
I think my demo is still alive, dude.
I'm uh, RIP.
How's Fortnite still alive?
The recipe's great in the chat room.
He's greening the chadron.
Couple people on there now.
,
I can't, I can't leave this all, man.
Uh, yeah, hold on, I'm gonna have to answer that quick.
There's no shells right here.
wait is this just a good chat or no?
Son-gun.
Ladies, this guy is in this little shack hiding.
Holy.
shag hiding
don't stop me
I just heard my channel gonna give me the other
I'm actually so locked in on this for there now I don't know why I'm so lucky
I am
You may be better than clicks
I'm not sure.
Was it even me, a grown-up pufferfish?
order someone else in your plane he's up I'm not
Oh, it's not even the same team.
Why is it making me roll?
He's right there in the bush, he's right there in the bush!
He's so ass, oh god he's so ass, ladies and gentlemen, I'm enjoying.
I have a knock to any other guy's 86 white and his fucking bush is just shooting me.
Stop asking me for weight loss tips.
I can't help you.
Fuck, I'm popping a meteorite out on me.
He's on my 3rd.
He's kinda raw.
He's in my 4th, he's in my 4th.
I'm finishing.
He's on my 4th.
Just come back on the roof.
Yeah, I'm on my 9th.
Light work.
check can y'all shut up
I don't say that but every time I look at the check I'm talking about weight loss weight
lost fuck you
I'm unloading on this game
what what
bitch
I just fucking...
I just fucking monkey caught a wall!
Watch this chat, watch this leasing clarity.
I mean, we are just running through these kids.
Bro, these guys suck!
of
that thing's on over here.
Yeah bro you're in zone so what are you gonna do you're gonna look back at me you're a fucking moron
This guy's so dumb. Please, I'm gonna leave you be safe.
Aw, GG, he's chatting when he fought.
I gotta hit Ash outside. I gotta make a leasing player.
No, it's 33 white.
You killed me.
No, you killed me.
You killed me.
I got to find loot that means
I don't even need a body but I see the med kit
Oh my god
there's still a duo alive
there's a duo and two solos
if you don't look to knock the duo out
don't worry I clutch these I clutch these don't worry I'm not even stressing at all
you're so good
why did that happen to the solo?
Oh, you're bad, you get down.
I think he's on that brick on it though, he's on that.
Nice, 90 speed, 90 speed, 90 speed, can't take.
You get manes off this kid.
He's fucking, what is this, a fucking Cod's Obbies?
Any head on your head? Go, go, go!
He's guaranteed less than 100, he's less than 100, he's 100.
Yes!
The win streak stays alive!
Oh my god, Lees, four in a row.
Holy shit, we can't lose.
Four in a row.
Oh my god, Lee's, four in a row!
Holy shit, I can't lose!
Four in a row!
This is actually peak.
Holy shit, man!
Little matter here, little matter there, eh?
Little matter all around for the guys!
Holy shit, Elton.
Oop, I just invited someone to our game on an accident, let's say that.
Is there no replays anymore?
I'm trying to see, like, where do I see, like, our last replacements in all of our games,
you know what I'm saying?
You're trying to see what?
Like, I'm trying to see, like, the replay screen where you can see, like, uh...
Wait, they don't have replays in Fortnite anymore, shit?
Like, you know, I'm trying to see, like, where...
Yeah, I know what you mean.
what you mean one row of career
but maybe i found it
i'm looking about
all replays
we've won
it's loading
you'll check clicks might actually have to run it up with me bro
Yeah, we went for a rail.
Let's fuck that up.
I gotta take my headphones off or I'm sweating a little bit here.
I
Want to see you in a key yeah
Should we get a couple tick tock scrolls in?
Never mind. I'm in a game. You always good Jeremiah
Damn I keep forgetting the thunder really they really lost
You're sweating while playing video games that's some fat shit. No, I'm sweating because I'm fucking sick and I have a fever
That's why
I'm gonna be honest runs
I'm just saying bro
losing
Losing a legacy game 7 game in a rivalry against the Spurs and Wemby like
Oh my god my aim is they're not alive. I might have talked five games in this game ever of all time
I'm not kidding. We definitely good
Yeah
Red man
Red man, what are you a muffin man?
of
all of the
Oh
My god, oh my god, I focus I have a knock I have a knock
Oh my god, I killed another one on him.
How does he do it?
How does he continue to do it?
Dead!
Another one, another one on me!
Okay, hundred!
Dead! Nice lays! We got more, we got more coming to us!
Holy shit, they're coming.
They're so big!
He's trying to pickaxe you yet because he ran out of ammo, dumbass!
You guys try to unjustify everything I do!
Yeah, I'm on the outside.
Oh, my god.
I'm done.
Out of box.
Oh, my god.
What are we doing?
We keep on in trouble.
like I'm just a
I'm just a
it's the same kids every game they just die and then they keep landing on me
Every single game!
I mean I just have no room.
Oh, fucking shield.
I didn't even know it was possible to not get a gun.
Nacey, if you grinded this game, you would rival Peterbott, I know.
Oh, he's got 200.
Holy shit.
I'm not gonna lie.
You live, right?
Yeah, I'm just giffing.
I'm just giffing.
Oh, okay.
I'm just getting shades of area into the fucking oblivion line.
I mean I did I got a God chest with no guns
It's actually a bunch of fucking Baylash, I gotta make it on me with some loot
Wait, I got a question are y'all summer break. Would you say lace?
That's the water black.
That's disgusting.
How was that bad to say bro?
How was that bad to say?
If y'all went to your shower and your water was black, you would say it's disgusting too
All right ladies I'm coming
30 tech
I'm in that like Peter boss
Well, I didn't pick chat factually I didn't pick my nose all day
Oh, man coming
I'm coming on you, Liz.
Oh my God, it's black.
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
Oh
Like are you fucking kidding me
Yeah, they're fighting
A little bit of loot, got a little bit of goop on me, a little bit of goop
Oh no
fuck I'm gonna say life you okay good boy I'm gonna say life to you
lacy lacy you're spotting out
four seconds bro
I
Don't call me to kill me LA for no reason chat
What?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm not fucking around.
I'm not fucking around.
What?
Fuck my life.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Little lady, king of LA.
Strolling through a valley.
Killing everybody.
Four seconds.
I don't fucking know it.
I can't go that way either.
I can't go that way either.
I can't go any further, I'm fucked.
I'm here, come on.
Oh, that's you, that's you, that's you, that's you.
Get in there.
One.
I'm fucking...
I just wanted a fucking clip in the way, shat.
We're gonna bet his own?
We have Storms in this.
No, no!
Nice, nice.
Please come right now, come right now, come right now!
Quick, quick, quick!
Rest for rest, rest for rest, rest for rest, rest for rest, rest for rest.
Okay, okay, okay.
Drop down a rest, drop down a rest.
There's no reboots, there's no reboots.
You gotta get me out.
Where you smaced?
Oh my god, oh my god, we gotta go!
Break, break, break, break, break!
Okay, what do you have for heals? Anything or nothing?
These are all extra minis.
It's 94 white.
I have a booger.
Oh
It's on it's on it's on it's on okay
Okay
this is the end this is the end chat
he's a body two builds two builds
This kid's weak.
There you go.
That kid's weak.
It's all solos.
1v1, it's a 1v1.
Actually, we're the one.
Pulls back, pulls back, pulls back, pulls back, pulls back.
Oh, that's your turn.
yep yep yep love this
grab the impulses you can go up on this kid bro
if you want to shit on him
you have good maths bro
you can impulse up on this kid
boom
boom dead
get it get it get it get it
you
you
you
you
you