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06-03-2026 · 10h 29m
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Today's gonna be the day that they're gonna throw me back to you
By now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
I'm sure you've heard it all before but you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
And I'm the one who loves me as you are the one you gave me
And I'm the one who's the neediest for a blind man
And I'm the man who makes the life, the life you said to me
In the world of no man
Cosplay me
You can't live on the research of me
You can't die
You're my monster world
Cause maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me.
Why are y'all putting us off the ring?
Bro, why don't you guys, why can't you guys uplift me?
Why can't you guys want what's best for me, and want me to get better at singing?
No, no, no, genuinely, genuinely, genuinely, genuinely, genuinely.
Back to black shirts.
It's not a black shirt, buddy.
This is a one-punchman shirt.
It's a one-punchman shirt, my favorite anime.
So we're not doing that.
We're not doing that, bro.
LARP. How is it LARP?
Name five characters, okay?
My personal favorite character, I'm gonna go,
I like King, I really like King.
I think King is probably, he's my personal number one
favorite character in One Punch Man.
Number two, I'm gonna say Pig God.
I think Pig God's a great character.
He's just kind of like a, I don't know, I don't know.
I feel like I can relate with Pig God.
I think Blast, obviously, you gotta give Blast
a top three, you have to.
And then I'm gonna say Zombie Man,
and probably Flashy Flash.
Those are probably my top five for one punch man.
LARP, LARP, there's no limits of the LARP.
Yo, what are you saying, dude?
Not even five minutes in your RE lock.
Show us your screen.
You're pathetic.
Do not fucking call me pathetic, okay?
I'm not pathetic.
Do you guys see the back of the shirt?
Some calm shit, yeah, some calm shit.
It's a one punch man, a young LA drop.
It's actually a fire drop, facts are no.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't even watch one punch man
and this shit is fire.
I don't even watch one punch man, but look at the leg.
I never even seen it, but this shit is gas, bruh.
It's tough, where do I get it?
You can get this, this is the new Young LA set.
So you can get this on Young LA.
And you can use Colesi for 30% off, 30% off.
You can use Colesi.
Larp Larp Sahore.
You're gonna be the one that saves me.
A, but not, if you're here off the note,
we didn't even do a proper intro.
Here at the note type here in a chat right now and is a bitch
Where is my cam? Oh there I am
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'll be there, I'll go, I will be there.
Oh, so you guys are all coming?
Can you explain this?
What?
What the fuck is this?
Close call.
What the fuck is this?
These are not real texts.
See, oh god, oh god, these aren't real techs.
I don't even know what the fuck a hyper liquid is.
I don't live in Beverly Hills.
I live in Calabasas.
Ruby? I don't know what you...
Our last text...
I don't even... do I even really have to show these?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not showing our last, our last texts are basic.
It's just him getting mad about me talking about the golf cart.
That's literally what our last tests are, our last texts and me sending him a clip.
That's, those are our last texts, um, but this is not a real text message.
I didn't, I don't know what the fuck a hyper liquid is.
I would never text him for advice.
I don't I'm not even in crypto, bro. I don't know why this shit went so fuck. Yo, yo, I don't understand
dude, can you guys please tell me?
What are the odds that I put on a nerd outfit and
I
Troll and say some bullshit about Bitcoin and then the same day all of a sudden
Bitcoin just drops to like the lowest it's ever been. And now I have crypto heads in my DMs
telling me I started a bear market. I don't even know what a bear market is. I don't even know what
that means. I literally have people getting me death threats saying that I created a bear market.
you're the top signal listen I'm gonna say this one time and I'm gonna say this
one time only if you watch the full clip this was me saying that this was me
being a nerd after I said the Bitcoin sheet directly after I start talking
about some other nonsense. Listen, and I'm also here to tell you guys that one
thing that you don't understand about the scientific equation is when the beings
get sent off from a cell tower to another cell tower in the world, that is what
sparks the conversation and the social media internet interests. And I'm telling you,
Like I was literally just cosplaying being a nerd
and saying a bunch of bullshit I don't know nothing about.
And somehow, some way from this,
Lacey creates a bear market for Bitcoin.
Brother, I have zero sense in Bitcoin, zero, zero.
I don't put my money in crypto.
I put my money in investments.
I have a whole financing that invests every penny that I get.
I do not do crypto, bro.
I was just trying to be a nerd and this is fake.
This is a fake text message where he changed someone
in his phone's name to Lacey and then is using this
to promote whatever the fuck this is.
So do not listen to this.
This is not me.
I did not send this text.
This is not our conversation and do not buy whatever the fuck he's trying to get you to buy right now, okay?
Jesus Jesus man
Lacey gets car mugged by core
Where of course do you think has the best car collection because I'll tell you one thing if you said Lacey then you are fucking wrong
Is Loki just getting monologued by all the other cars in this picture?
Brother
First off
The price of the car is not dictated. I buy my cars based off of what I like
Not based off of what other people like. I buy my cars based off of what I think looks cool
What I like driving
I don't base it off of what tiktok comments think is cool
I don't get my cars based off of what is expensive.
Sorry, I don't buy supercars, bro.
I don't care about cars that much to just spend $800,000
on a car at this point in my life.
But one thing that I will say is you cannot talk shit
on my car collection if you can't afford a single car
in its onion, you can't do that.
You're hating on things that you can't get.
Every person that's telling me I got that my AMG SL 63 Brabis convertible is a shitty
car.
You cannot say that until you own a car more expensive than it.
Until you can buy my car, do not tell me my car is shit.
Facts, chill on us.
You bought your car with our money.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
Okay.
You people, if you make the decision to hate on my car, you cannot hate on it.
If you cannot get it, okay, not gifting you any more sounds.
Fuck you.
How are you still with young LA?
You haven't touched a weight in months.
You don't have to be in the gym working out to be with Young LA, bro.
You're the first fat ass to be signed to Young LA.
Let me ask you a question.
You think only people who go to the gym
should wear Young LA?
No?
Come on.
You guys are telling me this doesn't look good on me?
I think it worked.
I think it worked.
It's atrocious.
You're fat.
You look at plus size Young LA model.
You should do a stream where you farm the most clips.
You want me to do a stream where I'm farming the most clips.
You do that every stream.
I don't farm clips.
I am the clip.
I can't help that the things I say and the things I do get clipped, right?
I'm not, I'm, I'm, I don't farm clips.
I am the clip.
Why do y'all make fun of everything I do?
Why do you guys make fun of everything?
What is this?
Rank these four core members by swag.
Okay, Silky. I'm gonna be honest. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. Silky dead
does have a lot of swag. Silky.
Where's paste?
So Silky does have a lot of swag. He does. He puts on good fits. He does. Jason. I don't
think Jason really has that much swag. Like the thing is, is Jason doesn't have swag,
all right? Jason has a stylist. That to me puts him in last automatically. If you have such little
swag that you have to buy and pay for a stylist to dress you and tell you what to wear, you don't
have swag. You're just, you're just putting on swag, right? So, you know, okay, who made
this tweet? Why is everybody else a normal picture and then mines an edited picture of
me being fat in a golf tournament.
Who do you guys mean it's real?
So if I put this into chat, GBT right now,
it's going to tell me that this is a real picture.
But this is an AI photo.
Is this an AI photo?
Watch. Watch.
I can't determine whether this image is AI generated or a real photograph.
Things that make it look real. Lighting appears consistent.
Clothing folds, shadows, and body proportions appear coherent.
herring. So my body. Also, I saw a tick talk. I saw a tick talk on my for you page where
It was basically my assessment, based on this image alone,
it looks like a genuine photograph that may have been taken.
No, this is not a genuine photograph.
But no, I thought I'd take that on my For You page.
And it was basically saying that it was me talking about how
AI doesn't actually waste water, which by the way, it doesn't.
It's a myth.
AI, if you think that there's water that is used to make AI,
you're just like your brainwash bro.
You believe anything that's told you.
That's like me telling you that the sun can poison your skin.
AI does not use water.
But in the replies and the comments in this section,
people were basically making fun of me
because of all of my chat GPT inquiries.
They were saying that I use it for everything
and that I waste the most water out of any human on chat
GPT, which I'm just going to say is not true, OK?
Do I use chat GPT a lot?
Yes, but I do not waste the most water.
I do not waste the most water.
What is this, bro?
OK, so you edited me here.
Nice, nice.
And then the selfie of me to make me look fat like a baby.
And, oh, knock a lie.
Knock a lie, body tea.
Body's actually looking tea here.
This is what we call slim thick, slim thick.
You look like a stuffed biscuit.
What is this?
I don't form clips.
I am the clip.
See?
Told you he was going to catch on.
People are going to start calling me to clip as a nickname.
What was I talking about before I got sidetracked?
I feel like I get sidetracked a lot.
The chip?
What?
Oh, something about tap caps.
Um, not so.
We got the tap cap pop up in three days in person, and then we have the new tap cap drop.
And I don't know if y'all, I don't think y'all have seen these in person yet, but they,
I'm pretty sure they released like the actual tap cap. So I don't think I'm leaking anything, but this is my official tap cap right here
Is it a sexy it's got my my black shirt my chain and then it's got my hair and then it has
Evo like like blue electricity going all through it. So it's my tap cap right there
This one right here, you guys saw this already online,
I'm pretty sure, but this is personally my favorite
from the drop.
Is this tap cap right here?
It's like, you can't really see it that well
because the lighting, but bro, I'm telling you,
it's so fire, it's like a ghost tap, it's snowy, yeah.
Hold on, let me try to see if I can do this one.
Come on now.
That's tough. That's tough. You're leaking. And then there's also, ooh, there's this one.
There's this one. So you guys remember, you guys remember the Fox one with the ears from
Creatures One? Basically, she has been completely taken over by the evil side. Her ears, she's
It's black now.
She got wires going through her.
Come on, come on.
They look good in person, don't they, bro?
Luna, yes, Luna got taken over, bro.
But this one, I'm telling you,
this is my favorite for the job, is the ghost one.
But y'all already saw these, right?
They release all the timecaps already, no?
No?
I swear they peed.
Yeah, right here! See?
Oh, they didn't show all of them.
Alex is going to be pissed.
Bro I swear they posted all of them.
Wait, did I even show you guys the song guy?
This is the third time you've leaked.
Wait, I swear all of them got posted.
Why are y'all in his chat?
3 for 3 on leaking the drops? Oh my god.
Yo, what's good bro?
What?
What?
I'm in my throwing S's 90-20-25, driving, stroding around, logging on Dallas,
and this day you just need two brand new Topcaps.
Not in league anything, I don't even have the new Drop yet.
Drop? I promise, right?
Bro, what? Yeah.
Alright, I don't know, chat, why you online? I don't do that.
That's so weird, I don't do that, chat.
Bro, chat, why are you trolling?
That's my stuff.
This is weird-ass chat, bro.
Yo, Klicks, I got a question for you, like an actual genuine question.
Yeah, it was good.
What pro do you think would play with me?
West FNCS, if I paid them $45,000.
Probably Sakra PK or Timo Gamer, probably maybe Nikkei 30.
Oh, no, it's all...
Yep.
Bet.
All right, so Clicks wants to make jokes and be funny.
So as you guys know, in the first Creatures Tap Cap drop,
there was an exclusive slime guy.
The rarest one, it was actually one in every 120 boxes.
In the new drop, coming out in four days,
there is a new slime guy that has been taken over
by the evil side.
This is him right here.
He is the evil, dark slime guy.
He has been transformed to black,
but he still has a little bit of that green popping through.
And this one is going to be more rare,
is going to be even more rare than the first one.
So yeah, Clicks, you wanna talk all that talk?
Guess what?
I'm pretty sure I just leaked about 60% of the drop.
Chad, be honest, are you guys going to be happy if you open a tap cap box and get a lacy tap cap?
No, I'd return it.
I'm going to burn it.
So if you all get a lacy tap cap, you're burning it.
That's like getting common loot.
Okay, Chad, wait, wait.
One, two, three, four...
Wait, what is this one?
I just leaked them all?
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
The calm snitching.
Wait, what do you mean?
My tap cap is not going to be a golden piggy pig, bro.
You're in too deep at this point to show us all of them.
I'll show you all one more.
I'll show you all one more.
I'll show you all one more.
Oh, I think I just leaked one that's not even.
All right, I'll show you all one more, one more, okay?
One more.
They're all so tough.
Oh God, they're so tough.
It's dropping so far.
Is there going to be a limit to how many you can buy?
So I know there were a lot of people in the last drop who were in queue.
We had 12,000 people in queue when we sold out.
So I'm going to say this drop, there are a lot more.
a lot more like to the point where it shouldn't sell out on the first day like
the amount of stock that we have for tap capses drop it should last I'd say like
at least a week at least a week but even though it is a lot more boxes in a lot
more the the tap caps themselves are more are more rare like the rare ones the rare
ones like like this slime guy one right here this is going to be very hard to
get basically if that makes sense if you know what I'm saying if you're
understanding what I'm saying like it's gonna be a lot harder to get because
there's so many more so the rares are really rare and the comments are really
common. If you're kind of getting what I'm saying. Can you buy more than two at once?
Yes, you can buy more than two at once. This drop has a lot of stock, a lot of stock. Did
you see California is about to get raided? Google should stick to web browsers and AI
of conducting one of the largest open-air biological
experiments in US history to release 64 million mosquitoes
into California and Florida, which
could result in an irreversible ecological system
disruption.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
What are we doing?
What is Google doing?
Florida had six confirmed the West Nile virus cases in 21 is AI
Google mosquitoes
Why the fuck
It's not AI chat, you guys are stupid.
This is not no fucking AI.
Not everything is AI chat.
Hey, let me read.
Oh, so I have to subscribe to read the news.
No wonder I don't know anything about the political state of the world.
Because I got to fucking subscribe and pay money to learn.
Like do.
Google wants to release 32 million bacteria-threatened mosquitoes
into Florida.
The plan is part of the company's debug initiative.
The
Google wants to use millions of mosquitoes in Florida.
And experts say, don't panic.
Through its debug project.
I can't even hear her.
So Chad, let me get this straight.
Google just has, for whatever reason in the world,
They just got 32 million mosquitoes chilling in a warehouse right now?
Why?
For what?
I'm going to be honest, this should be illegal.
This should genuinely be illegal.
In what on what planet do we need 32 million mosquitoes released?
Every time you step outside, you're going to get bit up.
Ask Maya.
I'm going to be honest.
I feel like this is actually a good use of a Maya call.
I'm not calling about Amanos.
I'm not calling about getting a pet.
I'm actually calling her to ask and get educated on something
that has to do with animals.
Facts are no.
FaceTime Maya.
Starting a FaceTime call to Maya.
Hey, Maya! Hey, uh, Stream can hear you. Listen, I know I usually call you about some bullshit.
This is not bullshit, okay? Um, but this right here is not one of those bullshit calls. I'm
actually, I just saw something and I don't know if you can explain and educate me. You
We're cutting out like crazy, bro.
I cannot hear what you're saying.
Is this, is it better now?
It's like you're speaking, you're like,
it's your mouth, buddy.
Is that better?
Maya?
Maya, are you there?
What is that?
Maya, it's Lacey.
I can't, I can't hear you.
Hold on.
Call me back, I'll call you back.
Wait, is she faking?
So she doesn't have to talk to me?
FaceTime Audio Maya.
He's going.
Hello?
Hey, I have a random question.
Not really random actually, it's actually a very good question.
Something just came across my desk and I'm just a little confused by it and I was wondering
if you could educate me a little bit.
Oh, do you?
One more time?
Um, I something came across my desk and I was wondering if you could educate me a little bit
So I just found out that Google's releasing 32 million mosquitoes
Okay
Well, what would be the need for that? Why do why do they have 32 million mosquitoes just sit inside of a room?
Well, this, I don't know why it would come across to your desk.
Yeah, I don't know either.
People are asking my opinion on it.
Is it possible that they're sterilized?
Is that why they're releasing them?
Sterilized, huh?
Or is it some sort of genetically modified situation
to reduce this spread of human disease?
Hold on.
I'm checking if they're sterilized right now.
It's completely universal, all fours of microbiol life.
Doesn't seem to be sterilized on my end.
OK, so that's why.
To prevent beating, to prevent breeding.
What?
Well, so how do I explain this to you?
Imagine there were millions of people
that didn't want you specifically to reproduce, which
maybe there are, right?
So like, imagine there are so many people
that just didn't want you to reproduce
because you're an overall net bad to society.
So the way that the government handles that
is by releasing, this is all hypothetical,
the love Darla, is by releasing a ton of women
who cannot have children and putting them like,
sending them in your direction
so that every mating attempt that you have
is unsuccessful, so that you cannot continue
across the world to become a human society.
So basically, they're taking millions of mosquitoes
that even when they get fucked, they can't have babies,
and they're gonna have them basically go in
as like undercover mosquito agents
to have sex with all the other mosquitoes.
Yeah, it's they're shooting blanks, and just wasting time.
Okay, but isn't 32 million mosquitoes just spawning them in?
Isn't that the same thing as if they had babies over time?
No, no, they could have way more babies.
Okay, but why Google?
Why does Google have these mosquitoes?
I don't know the answer to that, but I do know that they have so much money, so maybe
it has to do with that.
Okay. All right. Thank you. I'll let you know if I get any more updates on it. Okay. All right. Thank you. Have a good day. Goodbye.
Goodbye.
I don't know why this. I don't know why they sent this across my desk.
I might have to implement a sort of like another type of program like this in the world.
This is actually great methods. This is great methods. Imagine she made a great point.
Imagine there were so many people on planet Earth
that were scared that if I had a kid,
they don't want me to reproduce
because they know that kid's gonna come out fucked up, right?
And to combat that,
they just sent a bunch of bionic women
who can't get pregnant and put them in my life.
I would never be able to have a kid.
Unless...
Unless...
Darla's and Mosquito sent by Google!
How's that bag clips?
Look at this.
What are you doing?
Jannis shut the fuck up freestyle
This is not even bad, it's just, bro, the fact that Drake's flow, it's not even bad.
Yeah
Okay, yo, I'll be honest
Y'all if you're saying this is as you're just you're actually just hating as a trend
This is not a bad song. This is this is this is good
He's chasing the pain, he's beating the beat
I'm gonna find out how deep he sleeps
This is that great chip!
I'm gonna find out how deep he sleeps
I'm gonna dream about how deep he sleeps
You just like Drake, bro?
Yeah, I love Drake, and this is literally just a remix of Drake's something, right?
He's showing respect to the goat!
He's beating the beat
Let's check out what's on the plate.
Is that fried chicken?
Don't make a choice, don't want to
Why would I want to run?
Aiden who?
Don't make a choice, don't want to
Why would I want to run?
You talking about Aiden Ross?
The fuck did Aiden Ross do?
They have beef bro, Aida does not have beef with him, what?
That's one side of beef.
Wait, why is he dissing the goal?
Am I old and one number six, so get on my feet, and we'll just laugh
When I push, I suck, and spit, that's what you give me
It's the same, it's the other than bad
Why don't real people come in and laugh?
Still no rules, they go, stay, you cry
I've been in the garden, so I can tell harder than this
But they're gone to your eyes
Oh, I'm not gonna lie!
But it's not even bad!
I can't, like...
That's what you give me
It's the same, it's the other than bad
Why don't real people come in and laugh?
Still no rules, they go, stay, you cry
Shitting baby in a gh propio so I can tell heart, in the next put the belt to your X
They can turn only few underancial
All this likes, cause I spoke up the absor Jews
Shitting baby in a gh meringot
creating a context
they can turn only few underancial
all this likes, cause I spoke up the absor
Jews
Get them all specified boys!
Oh, oh fuck no.
That's Prince.
What the fuck did Max do?
Wait, the bar.
If you understand me, fuck it's Max.
Fuck it's Max, bitch.
I'll smoke up the Grammys.
Did Max smoke in the Grammys?
It doesn't even make sense.
He smoked in the B&B. Yeah, but what is he saying? I smoke up the Grammys
Oh, he's saying that he already smoked in the B&B. So he'll now smoke in the yo TJ
You're not smoking in the Grammys brother. You've never been nominated for a Grammy. You're not even going to the show
At least max got nominated
the fuck
Max lost it doesn't matter bro it doesn't matter doesn't matter because Max will be right back there
the thing is I actually like this song he's a good song but why do you have to diss Plackboy
He dissed you wait. How did he diss me?
Oh no.
Wait, is he dissing who I think he's dissing here, Jack?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I am showing a whip She will be mad when you fuckin' ain't bitch
Wanker that fuck had a one-naked ticket You knew how I'm living on her wish
I'm with her, right on my bump Keep my city, tell me what
Someone hit that little tire that I wanna fall on
Money, keep it a bump She gonna suck
But back to the melody
Wrapping in the fuckin' maze You bitch fuckin' nigga who's gamein'
I'm just here thinking like, yeah
Look at these back as they come
They just thinkin' and doing it like they
Numbers that's gonna be used to go
D.D. baby
Shower's out in the deep
deep, baby
Bones, cords out in the loose
D.D. baby
Spell like D.D. now I need you, baby
Ain't it making it work?
D.D. baby
Anytime's a disease
No, baby
Me, from the time I got
I mean I don't even like the songs not even that's like the songs that has not
even bad but why is he just beefing with streamers
He's not going to call me fat in a song.
Look at this.
Are you getting the Cybershop today?
Bro!
I don't fucking know! Trust me, I wish I knew. I wish I knew, man. Rage is just like you.
What? What happened with Rage? Rage? You're Rage.
Your rage and aim high decided to go separate ways.
I'm not quite any of y'all confused.
I said what the footchats, I'm not, or what the hell the title mean.
We ain't gonna get too deep into specifics.
Oh shit.
But me and aim high are no longer business partners.
We're working together, working together.
That's still the brother, I still love him, but we're not working together no more, all right?
Why?
If I start talking too much about emotional, so I'm not going to, okay?
But why is at the end of the day, no matter what the details in this chat, your vision just don't line up no more, but I'm on a different...
Our visions is just not on the same path right now.
You did what I'm saying?
And I just want to do what I want to do.
And when I want to do it, how I want to do it.
What I want to do it.
Yo, why is he looking at me like this, bro?
I'm not going to want to rage.
Who can get fuck looking at me like this?
Who?
You did what I'm saying?
And I just feel like right now,
I don't need to create a director.
It's not for me right now.
Creative director's not for me.
And no, that don't mean I ain't going to be consistent.
I don't mean I'm retiring or nothing.
That just means, I'm gonna be honest, y'all.
Aim High, come over, come over and see Lacey, bruh.
Y'all, Aim High, let me know, dude.
Let me know, he's a free agent.
Is that what he's a free agent?
Aim High hates you?
That's what you were saying, Rages? Rages? Rages like you? How is this Rages just like
you? I don't get what this means. Rages just like you. I just watched it. I don't get what
What does this mean?
Yeah, yeah, I did, I did, I did.
Ah, oh god, girl.
What am I trapped on?
You know what, girl, that's okay.
I hate music, I hate music.
Fuck this fucking shit man!
Fuck this shit man!
Fuck this shit man!
Fuck man!
Fuck this fucking shit man!
Fuck, come in!
What? What? What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's a little baby-ass crash out, bro.
Little baby-ass crash out.
Crash out like a real man.
If you won't crash out, crash out like a real fucking man
like I do, bro.
Not these little sissy punches on your desk.
Crash out like a real fucking man, bro.
Why are y'all spending call epic? For what? For what?
Like, like I guess that's real?
What are you all saying?
I got early access.
How the fuck do you have this one?
Lacey, do you agree?
Jack, Jack, this is proof that you can have your hands over him.
He's put on a stick on the main light as a fort light,
a verified thing after that one and Grement is slipping.
Jack, you can have your hands over him.
Braden, what about Braden?
What about Braden?
Don't tell me my dealers.
Don't tell me my dealers got my shake.
Don't tell me my dealers got my shake.
I didn't even tell you guys, Chad, Chad, I did ask have a dealer.
I don't know if you guys have seen, but there's basically these these viral things
and their jars of pineapple and then you put like flavoring in the pineapple
and then you can eat the flavored sugary pineapples and.
Brayden makes them so it kills people.
One of those pineapple drinks is equivalent to 24 Krispy Kreme donuts.
That's not true.
That is not true.
have put people in diabetic comas? There are no reports of physical injuries linked to
this hot healthy snack.
Run, it's not even bad.
Look, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Braden's trying one.
Oh, I know that's good.
Oh my god, I know that she's good, bro.
Oh my god, I want to try one.
I want to try one.
Bro, look how good it looks.
Wait, so all you do is put Kool-Aid in the pineapple jars?
six cups of sugar? I'm just going to buy a jar off Brady. Call Brady. I'm going to buy
Why a jar off them?
I'm gonna negotiate though, I'm gonna negotiate.
Watch this, I'm gonna negotiate, I'm gonna negotiate,
I'm gonna negotiate.
Yo, Lacey.
Yo, brother.
Yo, brother.
Yo, I got your jars right here.
I got your tropical, your tropical punch right here.
Yeah, so I was wondering what flavor do you have for me?
I thought, yeah, we got cherry, tropical punch,
And then we got the special grimace, you know what it means?
Yeah, the special grimace.
Chad, what flavor do I get?
What flavor do I get?
Oh.
Because don't talk, we're about to be active right now.
We're about to be delivering about to make your place.
I'll put it on you right now.
I'm good-ass.
I just hired an employee, too.
I'm a conner.
Okay.
And he's selling the cherry flavor for a little more.
I don't know why.
I'm not a big cherry guy, to be honest.
Wait, so what flavor exactly is the grimace?
The grimace?
It's a great with a little extra special sauce, if you know what I mean.
Alright.
This one's been handmade for many things.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Okay.
I'm comfortable with all the flavors too.
Yeah.
I might give it a little taste test.
They can buy whichever jar.
Do that.
So how much did you say a jar yesterday?
How much did you say a jar?
It's a hundred and a jar, but there's also delivery fee for only $55.
So $155?
$75
Listen, bro, it's a family friend
$175
So I don't get like a friend. I don't like a family friend discount like it like a delivery fee wipe or anything
I'm not going to blow up all day.
You're lucky I didn't answer the call, Lacey.
Dead ass.
All right, listen.
I'll make you a deal, bro.
I'll make you, because you have to understand,
me trying your business, that'll promote your business a lot.
Like people will be like, oh, shit,
that's Braden's pineapple.
Lacey really liked Braden's pineapple.
So I'll do a $100 bill cash straight up for it.
And a tap cap.
The slime, the slime one, green slime.
Oh, a slide?
That's worth like eight jars.
Come on, what are we talking about?
I'll give you an unreleased one.
No!
A tap cap!
I'll give you an unreleased tap cap.
Oh!
But make it two!
Make it two!
Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two.
Call my two.
Fine, fine, deal, deal.
I want to win, I want to win, I want to win, I want to win.
$100 for a jar of them is pretty good, no?
Get this drink to compliment the pineapples?
Crumble Cookie has launched a new beverage
that contains a staggering 186 grams of sugar,
which is equivalent to eating 19 crispy cream donuts?
How?
Bro, it's not equivalent to eating that many donuts.
It's not equivalent to that many donuts.
Maybe in terms of sugar, but in terms of calories,
And in terms of, in terms of calories, and in terms of, of like carbs, obviously it's not.
And the only bad thing about donuts is the carbs.
Make a dot cake?
The fuck is a dot cake?
Y'all are just...
Make you shit up.
Dot cake.
What is dot cake?
It's a special cake.
It's going by right now.
That's where you should have all of these spring balls.
And we're going to try it.
It's made of chemical colors.
I'm trying for a little fun.
It's time run.
Doesn't it look proud?
I can't think of it.
Okay, good.
I just dive right in there, I'll continue for an hour.
Okay.
Let's try that.
They're good.
So, the only thing that makes it so in-demanded is the top.
Mm-hmm.
Since all the flavors, they just have like these sprinkles.
Don't pretend those don't sound so original.
It's just a visual formula.
What are the bottom-different flavors?
So it's cake with some fucking sprinkles on top?
Yes, and people are going insane over it?
But for why?
What is so insane about it?
Yo, are cops just not getting deleted?
You do that every street. Count four clicks.
You do that every street. Count four clicks.
I am the clicker.
I can't help it. And the things I say, the things I do, they click.
Right? I'm not, I'm, I'm the porn clicker. I am the clicker.
If you guys just make fun of everything I do.
See, I told y'all I didn't, I told y'all I didn't leak, this dude clicks his talking
shit for no reason.
and now I'm about to show you all the entire draw.
Now I'm about to show you guys the entire draw.
And Clix is mad for no reason,
but it was literally already,
I knew it was already shown.
I knew it was already shown.
Lacey, what's your business?
My business?
I actually run a lot of businesses, believe it or not.
I own a business that you guys probably don't even know
that I own.
I own and run a business, a very popular clothing brand business, but I do it like anonymously.
So people don't even know that I'm the owner and the guy running it.
So have you guys heard of the clothing brand called Acne Studios?
I actually run like that murder, but it's just like kind of like a non it's like a non-public
kind of thing.
Son, son, son, son-in, fuck you bitch, watch your mouth when you talk to a goat little
bitch you talking to little lay I'm the king of Calabasas oh yeah you know what
I actually want to do on stream that I was thinking about drew kind of gave
drew gave me this idea it's a really good idea so I want I want to fully do a
a playthrough and complete and beat the GTA 5 story mode. I've never I've never
done the story mode. I've only played RP and I don't even think I've ever really
played online. But I want to do the GTA story mode and I want to do
like a whole playthrough of it and play out the whole story mode. Do you guys
think it's worth it? I guess you're sitting through that Ome 104.
What? I didn't leak them. So I did it. There aren't. Look, they're literally
already leaked because tap-cap posted this right
Yeah
Goofy talking about goofy low-lay check it into the bank
What
Wait, can I tell the chat about what we were talking about in the
And I'll tell them it's not confirmed
but chat I
Um, I had base, I didn't personally have the meeting, but someone on my team had a meeting with Epic Games and
Lacey league might be coming back for another tournament. Um, hopefully multiple tournaments, but
since I'm getting back into like a little bit of Fortnite content here and there sprinkling it in,
um, I reached out to Epic and I was like, Hey, a lot of the Fortnite community,
the people who watched the tournament,
the pros who played in it, the creators,
they said this was, the Lacey League
was the best creator tournament ever.
So I'm trying to get an up higher prize pool
and I wanna host part two where I do OG duos,
one content creator and one pro per team
and I hand pick the team so everything is fair.
So I can pick and place whoever I want on whoever's team
and yeah, I wanna do another one.
I want to do another one so hopefully Epic Games lets me because let's be honest
The game's a little boring right now. It's a little dry. It's a little dry after after a global
So maybe maybe they let me do another tournament
The last one was so good dude
Play these
Wait chat if I play if I play GTA play through story mode
Should I do it on console or PC or does it not matter?
Bro 1 1 game of fortnight and is back. I also can't find a teammate by the way
So I might honestly just run West FNCS Lacey and Bucky. I'm being honest
I might just I might just run it with Bucky, bro. Like Bucky. Let me know dude. Let me know at this point
Let me know you said that we can make grants. All I want to do is make a grand
Arc I offered arc I
Offered here. I'm gonna tell y'all what I offered arc. Okay. Here. Here's the exact deal that I talked to arc and DMs
Here's the exact deal that I offered him I
I said, I thought I was going to want to play the separate last chance qualifiers plus
globals if I called, but realistically, I would just want you to make it.
So I'll pay you $25,000, all right, which is almost double what the West prize pool
is plus he can have all my earnings from glands so if we did win and he would
end up with like 40 something and I told him that I would give him a set up to
play here if you wanted to make IRL content for the brands and I would rate
them after every tournament but um and then I also told them that if he wanted
more like we could talk about me paying him more but he told me that he has so
much passion to win so he'll let me know so I don't know bro but I feel like
that's fair that's fair in my opinion like he wants to win he wants to win
L offer bro the offer went from 50k to 25k no the offer was 45 the offer was
45k because I was gonna pay first place. I was gonna pay an NA central pro
What they would get if they got first place, but arc is already west so I was like, okay
This doesn't really make sense
So I'll pay him 30k plus he could keep all the earnings which will just equal 45k facts
plus he doesn't have to like he doesn't have to like move anywhere or or go any
wait canada replied fuck it let's go
bro let's be honest canada I've never seen someone so bad that they can't find
someone to take 50k and 20k viewer rates to play a video game with them.
Oh my god!
No, I'm gonna tell y'all what it is.
Here's the truth and here's what it is.
These Fortnite pros, they have one-dimensional brains.
Their brains only care about trying to win grants.
They're one-dimensional.
They don't think the content career they could get off this.
They don't think the clips they could get off this.
They don't think the IRL content lane they could get off this.
They don't think about the money basically being paid in whole FNCS.
They just think, oh, I won't win FNCS.
I'm here to tell I'm here to break the news. I'm an FNCS ready player I can win
FNCS. On God!
Call Kanata. Calling Kata. Who the fuck is Kata? I don't think I have Kanata's
number. Let's be honest though there's a good chance you quit halfway through. So
I'm gonna tell you guys something right now. I already looked at all the dates. I
already looked at all the dates. I am available for almost all the dates. For
for almost every single day I am available, bro.
Almost.
No, okay, listen.
So for some reason, Fortnite decided to host,
Fortnite decided to have the open round tournament
the same day as the World Cup Championship.
Like,
and I might be going to the World Cup Championship.
So I'm trying to figure out, okay,
so I might have to play the first day of play-ins
on East Ping.
But that's not even that bad.
That's not even that bad.
You can call West Plains in one day with a good duo, but I don't even need one day.
I can play the first day.
I can play the first day.
I just, um, what's it called?
I just am gonna be on like 90 ping.
That's the only thing.
That's the only thing.
I'm gonna be on 90 ping day one.
Big fucking whoop-de-doo, bro.
Big whoop-de-doo to be 90 ping day one.
That's not gonna be entertaining.
Skip it, just play Fortnite.
Yo, Mason de Fifth.
Fuck you.
Fuck your grandma.
Do not tell me that it's not gonna be entertaining
to go to a once in a lifetime New York City World Cup finals.
Do not tell me that that's not gonna be entertaining.
Fuck you, Mason.
Yeah, I'm gonna go pee really quick.
I'm gonna put on a random stream for you guys, okay?
What do you…
What am I not even is this
What the fuck
Yeah, bro, I just hit a blinker in the bathroom
Like I'm not high when I stream bro. I'm fully sober. I'm a sober guy
Actually, all right, let me see if Kanata's on Discord right now, Kanata, call.
Hello, yo, yo, it's good, bro.
Cut to the chase, bro.
It's time that we talk about some real deal shit.
Drug test?
Yo, I'll take a drug test on stream.
I'm not on any drugs.
Nice bro.
Cannot eat on my call.
Lacey, your division five, how will you make grand?
Is it hard to get to division one?
Wait, you have to get to a certain division?
Wait, salt posted GG lawsuit?
He's the part owner of the theft.
Bro, why would I, I gotta stop just saying shit.
Bro, I gotta stop saying shit, bro.
Wait, can you get in trouble
If you say you're an owner of a company, you're not.
Mm.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No.
Ooh.
You need a PR team bro I just be saying she has a troll.
a joke?
You got to learn what you can and cannot joke about?
Oh, Chad, what's that song that Kai used to play for his mafia-thonship, bro?
The motivational speech shit.
Oblivion, Oblivion.
Hey there.
Hey there Acme Studios, um, it's Lacey again.
Just wanted to say, you know, I am sorry, um, sometimes I just say things to say them.
I don't even know why I do it.
I don't even know why I say the things I do after time.
Something just comes into my head and whatever pops into this little head of mine just blurts out of my mouth.
And...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm not actually a part owner of action studios.
Girls don't actually obsess over me.
Girls don't chase me around, screaming my name, telling me to take my shirt off.
I'm not the king of LA.
I'm not the king of Calabasas.
And to be honest, I'm a loser.
With nothing going for me.
So, I'm sorry that I said the things I said at these studios.
I do not run that brand.
Do you guys think they'll accept my apology?
You guys think they'll accept my apology?
Wait, what made me say this?
Jenny, what made me say this?
Lacey, what's your business?
What made me say this?
I don't even know why I said this.
Lacey, what's your business?
My business?
I actually run a lot of businesses.
Believe it or not, I own a business that you guys probably don't even know that I own.
I own and run a business, a very popular clothing brand business, but I do it like anonymously.
So people don't even know that I'm the owner and the guy running it.
So have you guys heard of the, you can literally see me trying to think of the lie in real
time, the bullshit that I'm about to spew out of my mouth, bruh.
the clothing brand called Acne Studios.
I actually run like that right now,
but it's just like kind of like a non,
it's like a non-popular thing.
Don't try to think, why do I trick my shit like that?
You know what, I understand it now
when people see my clips and think I'm a fucking moron.
I just said some absolute bullshit for no really I don't know why I lied about
this it's made no sense and then I take us why do I drink sideways
no it's like a non-public kind of thing
I don't know why I don't know why I Agni Studios has a streamer in the boardroom
I don't know if I can hold it.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It's becoming self-aware.
Wait, what is?
What is?
What is?
Me?
Bitch, I'm not an it.
I'm not no it, I'm a human being, motherfucker.
What do you guys think my biggest problems are?
Cause now I am becoming self aware a little bit.
And don't say my weight.
No, say my way. I genuinely want to think and know what you guys think that my
actual problems are. Lying, okay.
Procrastination, I don't even know what that word means. Shoot your fucking shot,
kid. With what? Is he like 16 fucking weirdos?
No, Buga, what do you mean, that's all you.
Hey, no.
No, Buga, you're not winning shit either.
We on the same skill level, Buga.
What do you mean torture I'm a fun guy
I'm a fun guy to play with
Shadow, why did he say it's torture to play with me?
Why is he getting your hair?
Whatever, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Peter Bulk is not even that good.
I'm deadass.
I'm not gonna lie.
Peter Bulk could offer to play with me.
I won't even do it.
I'm not even that bad at Fulton, like that's the thing.
People aren't genuinely sleeping on me, hating on me.
I'm not even that bad.
Prove them wrong.
Yeah, but I need a duo who's actually going to take it serious.
I'm putting up a great offer here.
I'm putting up a great, you know, let me call Bucky.
Call Bucky.
Calling Bucky.
Bro, Bucky could carry me.
Y'all, Bucky, I'm on stream right now.
Listen man, I was wondering, do you actually think we could make Grands on West?
Yeah, we're gonna actually make Grands, I don't know.
No, no, no, I feel like you're BS-arcastic.
Right, I made the last four games.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
And you and you just barely scraped grand's
Who's your teammate
Okay, so imagine like like one like 15% of ocus
I'm not trying to like, say anything to Zen,
but I didn't exactly get carried this season
and I still made grants and I'll see you.
So you think you could actually carry me to Grants on West?
I wouldn't even have to carry you. We would just play.
If you just listen to IGL, like I'm going to IGL to the best,
but if we're going to have height in every game,
as long as you don't flop over and fucking die, we're fine.
No, I'm broke. This thing is everybody's treating it like I'm some make-al-wish charity. I used to be a pro
Okay, what do you think if we made great
Yeah, they don't know they don't know they don't know they don't know that we will make grand's guarantee
So what place do you think we would get in West Grants?
Okay, now let me ask you one other thing
So for the it's called the play-ins, right
There's a small chance that I'll be playing the play-ins for New York City
Okay, so so what would be that bad if I'm if I'm like 80 pain
How much money we talk to you?
Oh, like how much money for you to come play with me?
How much money for me to come play with you?
And do I have to live in that shitty ass fucking LA house?
I don't want to be in that little ass fucking goddamn city.
So can I live in San Francisco?
I don't want to live in that shitty ass house,
that shitty ass LA, in the little ass house.
Wait, you want to go to San Francisco?
I want to live in San Francisco.
I want to be in North California,
and it's far away from all the liberals in San Diego
as possible, as far away as possible.
Yo, bro, bro, you don't want to,
You don't want to be here?
No, don't care.
No, don't be anywhere near you guys, nothing near.
OK, all right.
So you want to move to San Francisco for what?
A lot of people want to go to B&B there?
No, I'm going to live in the same place I live when I live in the west.
Oh, OK.
I'm going to live in Berkeley, LZA.
OK, I mean, how much are you talking about?
Okay, how much did you make off your grand's last season?
All my grand's last season?
Yeah.
Nothing.
I got 32nd place in Grand Hose Triple Con.
And how much is 32nd place?
A thousand bucks, maybe.
A thousand bucks, huh?
I mean, dude, we could make that work.
No, bro, I was talking, you got to prove.
I'm a serious contender on Central this season.
I guess you're really a serious contender.
You know what I mean? Like I'm projected to get the top ten PULI, I'm playing with the best player in the region, I'm a serious contention to get, you know, the top ten miscreants in the clan.
For me, to go over and play West, dude, we're talking six figures, my brother.
What?!
Yep, six figures.
Bro, I'm looking at your four-night tracker, you got 500th place with a Webster in the last event.
Yeah, I'm real high, I'm just switched to buy-ins and I've been trolling in caskups like I would have in the Triumph under city.
Let's not take, let's not take like these Mickey Mouse cascups from what they are.
Okay.
Mickey Mouse cascups.
I will, I will pay you 10K.
Dude, lately, you have to understand here, like, okay, I'm, like, I have a gambling deal,
you know, my viewers are okay, you know, I'll scrape 600 on a good day.
Like I'm still making I'm still making like 100k a month. You know what I mean?
So for me to like give that up and go west I
Don't know
Okay, well, um, hold on a minute. Well listen 100k brother. That's gonna get me fucking Peter Bob
Well six figures canada would do that I
Don't think
So I have to pay a hundred K for you to come play with me on West
All right, um, yeah, let me let yeah, no, no, no, yeah, no, you know what actually lucky I actually do agree
I actually do agree. Let me think about it, bro
I'll let you know
Honored case for a bucky the fuck are we talking about?
Oh, fuck it, I'm texting Ark right now, 40K.
Let's get it done.
I'm texting Ark, bro.
40K, let's get it done.
All right, here's my offer to Ark.
40K plus all earnings.
Raids?
Oh, Brady needs a gate codes?
Oh shit.
He's outside wait he got he got through the gate
I know but my dealers here so I need you to come up with the cam
Okay. Okay. 40k plus all earnings. Chad, what else? What else? Raids plus any content needed.
then we have then we have
Then we have
Core house set up
If needed
If we don't qualify for Globals, you can play LCQ with someone else, obviously.
And, and free tap-caps for keyboard.
Or you can't tell me this is not a good offer.
You can't tell me this is not a good offer.
This is great offers.
This is great offers.
Legit great offers.
Great offers.
$40K earnings, raise any content, core house set up.
We don't call global.
You can play Last Chance Qualifier with someone else and free tap gaps.
That's great phenomenal offers.
Chodolikard DMs.
Bro, Snowy, it's literally just updates.
Oh my god, my dealers are here.
Hey guys.
Yeah, what's the work out?
Why are you guys dressed like thugs?
I'm at least in that time, bro.
It's not time to put in your phone.
Oh shit.
Okay.
What's?
I'm gonna buckle you up.
I'm at least in time.
What's up?
Big noon.
I'm at it.
Well, I'm at it.
Yeah.
You never gonna put some shit in your mouth this good in life really just the best thing you gonna put in your mouth
What flavor? What flavor? I gotta see
Off-Wheel
Tropical punch
The GTB Spears
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Uh-huh, so that's that's the pink lemonade. That's the pink
It's pink lemonade. That's the pink lemonade the pill. It's a pill on the top read out
We sold for those two of those and then just one of the chair one. He doesn't like to get the chair
Okay, right here we got the tropical punch
Come on. Come on. Give that shit a little
Give it a little swirl, give it a little swirl.
You can give them all those smell tests too.
You can give them those smell tests.
I feel like I need to be in the heat to try it.
Hold on, hold on.
I'll see if I can get hot.
I feel like this is like a refreshing kind of.
This is, yeah, for so.
Why don't you like to give the cherry one out?
Oh, give it out.
What do you mean?
It's just like, kind of a blister, bro.
I just heard him today.
No, no, no.
He locked me, he locked me.
We locked him out.
Oh, so you locked him?
Okay.
What?
Right here, we got a cherry.
Which one did you try?
I
Try all my favorite
This is like healthy too, right
Yeah, that's yeah
No, you're eating fruits, but you're tasty because you know fruits taste bad. Yeah
Okay, that's
What's that one?
That one's that one's like our secret weapon like a people like rating these like like the lowest for that
That's the secret shit that yeah, that's a secret story. That's the premise
That's the premise that's the premise y'all that one hand of crap. Why you can tell it's not an actual pineapple
Come on. What's all this to spear take one out?
Yeah, we go on the price right we go on the price
We can burn. Oh, what are you on there? Yeah? Yeah before you eat it. Yeah
Don't be doing us to pay first hundred dollars
20-minute delay because
Since the delay since the delivery fee since you didn't tell us what's a specific tap cap and because he's working for me on a
hourly rate
For two for two in two cap for two jars
So 200 for two jars. Oh, no. No, he said yeah. He said yeah
No, I don't have a right so I'm the one right but before you know I'm saying like we do a handshake here right now
You can try
Okay, but yeah
Yeah, what do I do? Do I do pink lemonade?
Punch you feel sticky. Do you feel gross? I see it. That's how you know it's good if it ain't sticky and a valid
Keep it above. Which one do I do? Yeah, if it don't stick. Don't give it a lick. You from me. I think I have a tropical punch
I
Fresh refreshment
Usually people we sound those for like 285 300 200
Exclusive game and like we know you like we know what's all the ingredients for the pineapples pineapples
Kool-aid
Sugar sugar yep, they're like a little like with like a little 285 dollars for that
Yeah, those people will be crazy, but like you are friends and like and we letting you try without us without paying us
First I know everything is campus. No, no, you gotta get a good grip back
Wait, no, yes, open it. That's like I tell you
Yeah, you got listen to the pop listen to the pop listen to the pop
brother
What's wrong with you?
Wait, I have a fractured wrist wait, didn't you fracture risk cuz you picked up a fork? No, that's how I gotta fight. Oh, sure
Okay, I'll fight
Come on. Come on. Don't they call you big leg
She was open for me
Connor bro, you've been taking trend in shit and peptides open it fucking take shit
Take a sip take a sip take a sip take a sip you can take a sip first
You can take a sip take a sip of the juice take a sip of the juice
We usually charge you extra 30% because we know you you good
Yeah, it's a good drink.
Oh, he ain't even stopping.
He ain't even stopping.
He drinking that shit.
He ain't even stop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Come on.
Say the whole thing.
Say the whole thing.
One by everybody.
One by everybody.
One by everybody.
Yeah, come on.
On the hatch.
All the way in.
Uh-huh.
How much sugar in it only a little sprinkler is there a little sprinkle we know yeah
Wait, wait, what I was just two cups. Oh, yeah, I thought I sprinkled like a couple of the two cups
Yeah, just two cups. Yeah, I put two full cups cup like yeah that much probably like that thick two cups
How much Kool-Aid?
I so yesterday is like I have a good odd for it. So instead of just using the little packs have a little bit
I just like I kept I did like one two. I did like three or four six
This is something special here. I know this is some special chat. Yo, I'm telling you bro
This is actually some way
Yeah, let's do these per game.
Mm-hmm.
There they are.
Mm-hmm.
There's like a cup, I think.
A measuring cup?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
Like, you see this shit right here?
You're not even allowed to shoot it?
Like, that's what I did.
I poured this in here.
You did 24.
Yeah.
Like this, yeah.
No, you did it all the way to the brim.
Yeah, but it's two of those.
I did two of those, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Per jar.
It's the same shit, it's the same shit.
You need two full cups of sugar in this?
Oh yeah, you're gonna feel it in your heart.
It's good though, that big, I don't know.
Yeah, that big, I don't know.
Yo, like, keep it up, bro.
You want it to taste like ass,
or you want it to taste good, keep it like, oh.
No, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
You're right, you're right.
What's more important, bro?
How it tastes?
Or how you, I'm gonna be honest with you, your health.
When have I ever seen you complain about eating some shit?
No, no, no, I don't.
They're saying that this is equivalent
to 24 Krispy Kreme donuts.
Brother, didn't you do a stream
Are you 824 Christian creams in like an hour?
Yeah, once.
There's a dozen.
They didn't even have that back though.
OK.
No.
That's not a chance.
That's not bad.
Listen, this shit is fruit, bro.
We're not eating no carbs.
What are you talking about?
Exactly.
There's no carbs.
No carbs.
No, uh, no dough.
No, yeah.
No, no, uh.
What was that?
Oh, you should have ran.
Yo, yo, yo.
Keep an eye on me.
Keep an eye on me.
Yo, people have been stealing these shit, bro.
OK, bet.
They should have fraud possession.
You know what, you might need to check that shit out.
What the fuck was that?
There's no one here. I'm the only one here. You guys don't even worry.
Alright, I got behind my head, bro.
I kind of want to try this pink lemonade one outside.
I'mma leave the cherry one on a desk.
Just because, just like sitting here on a desk.
I'm trying to pick one of the eight ones outside.
The cherry one was good.
Bro, can you get the one outside?
I'm trying to try this.
I don't know. I want to see what this cherry is.
Everything's taking the rally.
Really? No one's a-
I mean, I'm good at it. You shut the door. You shut the door.
Just so I won't like the air-conditioning of staying.
Bro, can y'all lock in? I'm just about to try the-
Oh yeah, I'll do it for you. I'll finish this one.
Can I bust it? This TP?
Oh, this one smells good. Take a sip.
Take a sip. Take a sip. Take a sip.
I'm like hearing people-
AAAAAAAAAY!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Jason!
Bro, they're robbing us! He's like, look at his fucking face!
Jason! Take the pineapples! Take the pineapples!
Jason! Jason!
Why do you care about this?
The Jerry one!
The Jerry one!
Oh my god!
The Jerry one!
He's my Jay every day!
He's the Jerry one!
Yup!
It's the young boys girls drink bo!
Yup!
He can't let us out!
Yo Jason open the door!
Hey, we got a hostage.
Me?
Fuck you fuck you talk about
From Southside Cranshaw, fuck you talk about Southside Cranshaw
Where's the bread, where's the bread?
Give up, hey, give up, no matter what
Up that shit up to 100 motherfucker
300, 5 tap caps, on God, on everything I love
I ain't fucking around, dad boat
Yeah
Fuck you talking about
But when she get down on God, I'm not real stupid
This the old time, Tony
Yeah, fuck you talking about it
Come on
I already said a second
It's okay.
Alright.
When I put this pen in your mouth, you don't have a whole different mindset.
Ooh, it's a thick one.
See the little hairs on it?
Hold up.
Are we still trying?
Look at the colorway.
Look at the colorway.
Look at the glistening in there.
Oh, look at it.
It's veiny.
Aw, shit.
Look at the glistening.
Look at the glistening.
Alright, put it on the mouth.
Put it on the mouth.
Alright.
Oh.
Go deeper.
It's probably not even half.
Ooh.
That bitch is gas. No, no, you got like that be gay. That be gay. That bitch is gas. No
That bitch is gas there go try it again try to get
I do follow the pink lemonade I do follow the pink on the day one yo Jason. Oh shit
No, I'm not the door it's hot out here
Fuck
Jason
Hey, this is my Jeff's gonna be you're not taking shit seriously bro. Fuck you doing fuck shit. I'm breaking the door do it do it do it
I've had enough
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
What is he tweeting?
What is he tweeting?
What is he tweeting?
Oh my god, Lacey is tweeting the N-word?
What?
Oh!
Not again.
Again?
What?
Oh my god, Lacey is tweeting the N-word?
What?
Oh!
I
Locked the doors hot
I'm not boxing you are you trying to box everyone cuz it's time. What do you think about the pineapples?
That's the big yeah, big yeah, big yeah
They didn't tweet tweet tweet what did you tweet?
For him say well, I say well, I don't want to put that on the line, bro
I'm not five five three hundred twenty-five pounds. Oh, did he tweet another no wait?
This is holding the accountable actually actually fucking leave this up. I'm not deleting you chat
It's a lot into your brother. I've seen you tweet five of those if you eat this every day
You're gonna lose that way, bro. Well, yeah, did y'all make this are y'all like the plugs or something?
He made it and I'm helping him sell us a drug deal again.
Hey, this guy's got the fucking like duo, what's the duo name?
What do you mean?
We sound like spirits, but that's all that matters.
We don't have a name, yeah.
This is our first date.
We run a bitch over.
Why are you so smiley, bro?
Oh my God, Ark answered.
He said fuck it, let's do it.
Oh, Fortnite.
Fortnite.
Bro, this is going to be so good.
I'm looking up up there.
Basically, you got to try to grimace one.
I don't know what to do with you today, what's going on?
No, we actually, we're about to start selling these.
Wait, we?
Really?
You ain't, we didn't tell about a new CEO.
You didn't tell about a new CEO.
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
You didn't tell us what was on the other page.
You didn't tell us what we lost.
He was an investor, he was an investor.
I actually made my hands sticky as fuck.
What are you saying?
It ain't sticky, it ain't.
It made my hands sticky as fuck.
No, you bitch, you bitch!
Ah
When you get fed it up, I'm gonna keep it up. I know it's saying that fit
I can't I can't wear that I'm doing I'm waiting for my body real to August
Wait, wait, do you work out around the clock?
How long have you been working out for like a week?
I've been working out consistently for like three weeks.
Oh, in the team down there?
We're starting a whole franchise.
Y'all better go to the club.
Me and Bray, I don't know what he, bro, we're forcing it.
I
Own you
Okay, you got beast
And then you got
You got the big pig dude the big the big
No, it's not you're lorping I'm lorping. Yes. He's a big pig dude. I don't know what's funny, but it
No, I'm not
The pig the pig in one punch, man, I'm telling you
What the burn is naming fucking bro. There's a pig see the pig guy. I told you oh
Okay, well, who's the main character the main character that's gonna be that's gonna be
Is it crash no Vegeta Vegeta Vegeta
Hey, I'm not larky
Okay, what are we doing?
It's time to love bro the guy in the fucking back. I didn't tell you bro, but I heard him to the team
But we're gonna run it up
So what do you got?
You know I was gonna work while we both play for it.
Hey, they call this...
No, no, no, I'm the CEO.
He just said he's the CEO and he owns me.
He's the co-CEO, we're just one of the workers.
So I'm a slave for you two.
Yeah, I'm the CEO, he's the co-CEO and you're just the worker.
He's our factory worker.
He got good little hands.
Jason's a factory worker.
Are you nervous?
You're gonna get full boss.
Why don't you guys fight?
No, I'm not a fighter.
He's not a fighter.
Did you beat the shit out of
You be I didn't beat the shaggy
Yeah, I say pilot would have pilot what had cardio. He would have killed me
On my soul pilots went in the six on my soul God the God strike. Who do you fight?
You see I don't know
I let her just back. Yeah, but he's already like in cart like broke pilot doesn't need a train boxing
I
Pilots win in that fight
I'm like, hey, what break down for your boy? I will how much you don't put down you just eat a bet against the same person
No, not not with me like I bet against someone on pilot the thing is X also my boy. So I feel like I can't
Already said that pilots gonna win that
Wait, just why are you laughing right now?
Cause that's my fault.
Did you get boxed?
A little bit.
A little bit.
I'm a little scared.
Wait, did you choose to fight them?
Yeah.
Are you two, are you all gonna fight you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
For money.
Uh, what you mean?
I'm just paying them.
Yeah, sure they're paying me.
10K, right?
Or something like that.
Money?
Yeah.
You paying them?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Are you paying them like 5K?
Like what you paid me and all the other fighters last time?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Man, bruh, bruh.
I love bruh.
Man, bruh, bruh.
Oh
We go right now
Maybe it's her let's go I don't know how to do it you gotta show me
This is how you make it.
Dude, thank you, Lacey.
First thing, crack it open.
I don't even know how I had that.
Alright, so what you want to do right here,
this is how you make the famous GTV skeers, bro.
Once you saw it, you were going to do it.
Hold this at 30, because it's going to leave its flaws.
It's got a certain amount of liquid in it.
Yeah, we can't even go where to go.
You fucking...
You dunderhead!
Why do you live this correctly?
You said if it leaks, then you leak the whole thing!
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
Do it quick, you gotta do it quick, but I'll quick it up.
Yep, there you go.
But when did the pineapples come out?
No, they don't. They don't. They see that they don't.
They don't, bro. They don't until you've got a pick.
Until you get a pick that don't come out.
Slaps.
Every last drop. Slap it, slap it, slap it.
Lacey, slap this shit, bro.
Slap the last drop, sorry.
Talk to her dirty, have to talk to her dirty.
No, the pineapples are coming out.
Look at the hang time.
Very little fucker. I want you to come.
Yes.
Yeah, I want you to have a little, little juicy pussy in.
That'll be a gag.
Yeah, so basically, we got all the juice exported into the cup.
This is going to be the mixer cup, okay?
Okay, the mixer cup. We'll put it in your jackpot.
We'll put it in your jackpot. We got cherry.
We got, we got, we got all the cherry.
We got pink lemonade. We got tropical punch.
We got cherry.
Huh? You can bite off us.
Hey, we're going to make it and then you can come back over here.
I don't want to buy your shit. I want to make my own.
Oh
Stop blue stop blue. What do you mean stop blue this tropical punch brush the blues click. Oh, I don't want that
I don't want I just go get blue then if you work with the running up put an ego effort
Let's go. Yeah, these are the only I got on stock brother. I was already sold out
Okay, wait no troll. Would you would you buy that like if you was like walking down the street
Would you buy that off us by what this? No
Oh my god
the exact amount of water I'm gonna fill up back to the same.
Oh my god.
Get more out, get more out, get more out, get more out.
Here we go.
Ah, so which one do you want me to go get blue?
Um, wait, what other, what other Kool-Aid flavors do they even have?
They got grape, they got blue, they got pink.
Let's get blue, let's get blue.
What's the green one? We need the green ones.
Oh.
Is that special grimace, boy?
I want to run up the grimace.
That's the special grimace, boy.
Dude he's trying to seal our product bro. This guy's fucking tasting our shit looking for our shit
He's gonna walk out of here go to the store and he's gonna be right next to a son this shit
I'm gonna go make my own shit this shit look trash. You did a yeah after he aided it took a sip and
I'm gonna get a whole cherry one and see it. Wait you're sealing that business, I'm serious?
So what's the name of your is gonna be? Yo, it's French. Yo, we should we should uh franchising shit right now
We should we should we should uh patent it. Let's patent the shit. Yeah, let's get a patent
Okay, we got Lacey.
Oh my God, you drank out of our post with Bronchitis?
Bitch, bro.
Oh, I told you not to do it.
Oh my God, I already got this information.
It has his tactic to beat Asian Jeff.
Oh my God.
I already got it.
He brought another virus to this country.
Really, really?
You just fucking came to this country.
Go.
Where am I from?
Yeah, where am I from?
I'm from the United States.
Where am I from?
Where am I from?
It's like a line from where I'm from.
Oh God, you know I'm not that late.
I've been to Porta, bro.
This is my man.
He was born in the USA.
You're born in the USA?
Oh, you wipe it.
No, no, no.
You guys ruined my fucking life, bro.
Look at the camera and tell them I'm not Muslim.
Let's go.
Ready?
Ooh, are you not?
Wallahi, he's not.
That's my dog, buddy.
Are you not?
No, so what, well people like him and you like that?
So why is it in Wallahi?
It's a fucking language.
Like why do you speak like fucking Chinese?
I don't know.
I speak Vietnamese.
Okay, I'll raise this.
Alright.
Can I have a seat?
I'm not a Wallahi.
Wait!
Let me just guess this.
Wait, I thought Wallahi was Muslim.
Yeah, I can't.
Yo, actual fucking retake.
Is it not?
No, it's Arabic! It's a language!
Oh my god, bro.
All right.
You want a purple grimace?
Yes.
Wait, but he actually has a...
He actually has a sickness.
Oh, no.
Wait a minute.
He's got the hentivirus.
No, I don't want the hentivirus, man.
You have the hentivirus?
What do you have?
What do you have?
I've got nothing.
I've literally opened my shop before I've been live today and...
I'm a little bit of test congestion.
No, oh my god, no, I opened the stream today and you said you had some type of shit
No, I said I had you look a little pale today, bro. I won't be honest. No, my skin's just a little pale
You had what did you eat a cute little animal?
But before why did you eat a weird animal or something? You eat a weird animal. Like what? Like what?
Like fucking, fucking, like everything. Listen, listen, we don't eat animals, you see bro.
No, you 25% fuck you with that bitch.
No, I don't know why.
You got a little bit of Roy Briggs.
No, it's because I can actually tell.
We just get mad because we just
want to sell some products here, bro.
He's on steroids.
I got you, bro.
And what do you want?
We don't got any drugs.
Oh, it's an infection, right?
I got actually.
You want it ready?
Yeah.
Don't I swear I will fucking, oh, I will scorch earth.
Rick J!
Don't know, I will scorch earth.
What are you on? Can you relax?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, let me just let everybody know.
Yeah, I'm gonna just let everyone know.
Take a chill pill, man.
No, ourselves at the moment.
No, totally, Connor.
Chill out, man.
We on the same team, bro. Just take a chill pill.
Oh, that sure is, too.
Oh, a snatcher chain.
The chain broke too.
Say your wallahi.
You just broke my chain.
The chain broke too.
It was crazy.
Wow, not the chain, bro.
He snapped the chain off your neck.
Sure I got it.
He's gonna sit there and take that. Are you a bitch? Are you a bitch?
I yo, uh, are you a bitch?
Nah, I'm not a bitch, bro. Get back. Get back, bro.
Ain't gonna sit there and chat. Lick his lips and thirst trap on your bitch, yeah.
Bro, I just wanted you to feel comfortable here, bro.
Oh, wow.
I just wanted you to feel comfortable, bro.
I got gloves if y'all want to turn it down.
Yo, can you shut the fuck up, bro?
But you better be from what? He's not your fucking chain, not me.
Don't be mad at me.
You're not looking that fat at me.
Yo, we're still, we're still, uh, color.
You can't eat bacon.
Oh my God!
Oh my God.
I'm gonna crash on him.
Faint man equals funny, by the way.
Yeah, bro.
Put a fucking shirt on, dude.
My shirt's gone, my chain's gone.
My mother gave that to me, bro.
The chain is fixable, bro.
My mother gave this to me when she came from Iraq, bro.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, please.
It's not funny at all.
I'm not going to ask her, when she was 4 years old she brought her from Iraq.
So you're second generation?
No, I'm first generation.
Yeah, hey Barry, use your chain there.
It's just broken.
I'm not dead assed though, that's fucked up.
So she got to go back to Iraq to get another one?
No, use your PC.
Yeah, because gold fucking chains are only made in Iraq.
I should know, but like, what's like, it says from Iraq.
Like a hand welder who did it.
So so they so they don't have technology in iraq. What am I from a fucking third world country, bro? What I mean
Can you chill?
Everybody
He's that your chain
Completely fucking fine by the way. Oh
Wait, let me see the chain
Wait, wait, how much was this?
His body mobs ears.
His body mobs ears.
Of course the first thing you do is play videos.
You would say motherfucking make an AI Marlon videos, bro.
You make him look good.
So this is him.
Editor, put me on Marlon's face.
Blah, blah, blah.
You're looking a little chubby, bro.
Alright, why is it?
Look at him.
Why are you talking?
Bro, put your chain back on.
I can't eat broken!
Bro, I'll put it back on for you, bro.
I got you, bro.
No, no, no, no, he makes me look crazy right now. What the fuck?
Yo, it's like choking
Actually, why is it tight though?
What am I gonna do if I touch him I'm gonna wake up the next day with a fucking lawsuit on my front door
fucking more Jewish than me yeah I'm gonna be honest I need some pineapples
bro you're mad at me who didn't do shit
slamming through a fucking desk
why are you sweating?
hahahahahaha
the reason why I'm not getting mad is because unlike you guys I don't like
act out of like temperance you're like that I'm very calm and like
Well, let me get back. Let me get back.
Oh, that's probably so good.
That big guy.
Hey, you know what? This month's for y'all, man. I'm proud of y'all. Seriously.
Hey, could you just open our businesses, man?
Well, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not fucking dead, bro.
Oh my God. This is a shock.
I'm sorry.
How many of those have you eaten?
I was on my third jar today.
I mean, we're not fooling about how much sugar it goes in that shit.
No, it's in there.
Oh, let's take this one!
Okay, how do you do it?
I'm gonna go with the taste of the lemon juice.
So you pour a whole jar?
Wait, what about the Kool-Aid?
Alright, so we can do one or two things.
I'll fuck with the powder.
The powder method is top tier, genuinely.
What do you mean?
So, like, you see the other ones that are powder?
Yeah.
Those hit better.
I'm gonna keep it a buck.
But we can try this one.
It's the Grimace.
Do you wanna try this one first?
No.
You just wanna get straight to it.
Because that one's looking a little like weak, you know, there's only three left.
What is it?
Here.
Surely there's not that much sugar that goes in here.
So boom, one cup of sugar.
What?
Fuck you.
Shut your mouth, brain.
All you gotta do is stir it up.
Stir it up.
Come on.
No, dead ass.
You need one cup though, right?
Bro, yeah. Now put it in. How much? I'll tell you when. I'll say when. Deadass. Start point. I'll say when.
Alright, say when. Keep going. Keep going.
Keep going, bro. What does it taste like? Nothing?
Keep going. Keep going.
Alright, now start mixing. Start mixing, bro. Get in the mixing.
Looks like fucking bubblegum.
Alright, I'm gonna mix.
Hey, why is this so pink?
Keep mixing, we're good.
So basically right now what's happening is the dilution of the sugars.
The sugar membrane is breaking off the cane and going into the actual, uh, the cayenne juice.
No, I actually study sugar and how it breaks down. You're actually right. So the sugar each sugar has it's own mitochondria
So the mitochondria cells right now are breaking down because of the pineapple juice acidity
And it's mixing into the embryo and like you said it's gonna create that structure that perfect sweetness
And when the pineapple connects with the sugar from here the natural sugar with the artificial
Connects into one creating a health
What happens?
Cancelled out. So the this sugar positive positive equals a negative negative positive equals a positive
Exactly, so you put a negative in a positive equals a positive like literally
kidney stones
What's that?
Okay, that should be good right yeah, so now that's good and mixed I need you to pour this into here
All right pour this into here and this is where we're about to marinate
Don't smell it.
Pour, pour, pour.
Lift, lift, lift, lift.
Higher, pour, higher, pour.
Slow down, slow down, slow down.
Little more, little more.
Little more, little more.
Top it off, top it off, top it off, top it off.
Stop!
Cheese!
That kind of looks good!
Oh, God!
Look it!
That kind of looks good!
Like a little bubble gum pineapple.
Shit!
I know that bit looks good.
So now what?
Now we cap it up.
When do you when when is it ready?
So, uh, 10 of you are supposed to wait like a couple of hours,
but like since that's why I put extra sugar so
No, I have a method. I have a method.
Here, I'll show you. Come here.
It's gonna be cool, right?
Yeah.
We got a fridge right there.
No, no, no, trust me.
Wait, do you need a, do you need a shirt?
Yeah, I got your shirt.
What's that on this thing?
There's no shit.
Oh, sure.
It's an extra crib.
Oh good looking wait why don't you wear these I do I use them as undershirts to
cover up my tits from shaking when I play sports. So you wore this? No those
ones no I don't wear shirts more than once. It's kind of a stripped style. I don't wear
shorts shirts more than once. Are you sure? Mm-hmm. It looks like someone's soup like
someone big trying to fit into those. No I swear I haven't worn that one. How does it get cheeto stained?
What does it kind of look cheeto stained but I've never worn that. Trust me I always get
new shit but you know so you don't like shake it up or anything damn basically
is it yours this is like really bad it's that's a medium dude wait why is it
like fit like this so y'all get a bag of eaters no this is lacy's okay lacy there's
one problem you genuinely just look like it's a little sweet kid from
Pennsylvania we gotta like thumb you out a little bit if you're gonna sell this
if you're gonna hang around where are you looking we just made this one right
now oh wait let me wait we just made it be right now it's marinating we've got it
we've got a speed running in the freezer I know what you think I need we need to
like we need to fuck you out a little bit you know I know what you like the
thugs like you're calm you know you look a little too sweet you know
Alright, we gotta test them.
We got...
Why does he walk around there?
Why does legs look like they're supposed to be wider but they're skinny?
They're taking deep slayers.
Side effects are right off.
Lazy!
What's up, fucking deans? Are we gonna hear these?
I don't fucking care.
Come on!
Come on, run!
Fuck with them!
Hey!
Fuck with them!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We gotta see if he's really...
Oh, wait, this will like fall on
Oh
Right there make sure this is like this. There you go. Okay. Okay ready watch this
I saw before I'm gonna act like I'm trying to buy from them. So you so you selling it to him
You send it to me a customer. Oh, yeah customer. Let's act like a couple. I bet. Okay, ready
I
Get all your fucking money. Yo, yo, yo, what the fuck you talking about girl like that son
So you talk about that we look at this a pineapple sphere sir, huh? Do I have to pay you?
We did we just hit a break by some baby. I'm scared. Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, but I got this big
I got this day. You two pretty to beat to beat get your corners. Oh, yeah
We trying to some pineapple spirits with a bro. What are you got good ones for the low?
How much they going for bruh? I'm hungry as hell.
Fall hunnit.
Fall hunnit? This dude trippin!
Brother.
This dude trippin!
Who trippin? Who trippin?
I'm trippin!
Fall hunnit! Now fall fitty!
Take it or leave it.
Deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal.
Damn, that's crazy.
Oh my god.
And I take your bitch
Little lay what's your name?
We should be some like like no, no like but but but Barack
Like I think of like a name from your from your culture like from my culture
Like maybe like oh um, but but but barit
Bow jeez. How about I fucking lay you on your stomach and fuck this shit out of you? Oh, oh, let's see
Okay, what are you gonna be little seat? Let's see to your let's see a little corner. Why am I little corner?
Your name's lacy
Tell me something you call like a six-year-old
Your name could be could be a brary
You could be you could be a big bray oh
Big bray, okay. I want to I want to cool me like that
Big Bright and little Connor
My brain that would end my picture and I'll be dead. Yeah
Dude, I need a tough name, but I can't be little hey little car like bro
Bro why can't I be named like fucking airing or something you don't yo no one has ever comes up with their own nicknames you dumbass
We made your nickname you made my nickname. Please reconsider
Yeah, it's kind of no, I'll be honest. It's really little color is starting to come to flow to like wait wait wait wait
Cuz you know like when you think it's like that bit, huh? How about my name's look huh?
I have no shoes.
I'm sorry, I'm tired of you.
Where are these?
No, where?
Um, where's some Timbs?
For real?
Yeah, where's some Timbs?
For realsies?
For realsies?
For realsies?
For realsies?
For realsies?
The realsies?
Am I going to look good in Timso?
Yeah, that's what it's like.
Hold on now. Wait, why do I kinda look swaggy in Tim's? I should wear these more often.
These kind of look like little girl boots though.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
That's kind of tough.
Choking the Timbs up?
They're saying home a 10.
Call me.
But yeah, bro, I don't know how this shit ran in me.
Are y'all rating my pills?
Oh, hey, don't worry.
We're not taking none of your food, bro.
Don't worry, all right?
You're good, bro.
Wait, rated.
Yeah, it was good.
Ready?
Let's place your ratings.
Who am I?
Sunky.
What?
Oh, no.
I didn't start yet.
Ready?
Oh, I'm not.
I'm not.
Wait, do it one more time?
Um, it looks like you're doing like a runway, like a model, like a super model.
So some super model...
Dude, I'm you with the runway! That was what you did! I'm you!
I ain't look like that at all, okay?
You walk down like this and then you show your little...
You missed one part of it.
What?
This is... I won't do it, but this is...
That looks good!
So, when he did it, there was an innocent person to the right and he just went and just throws his glasses like that.
He threw your glasses and I just straightened the dome because they were like, oh, that wasn't that good 8 out of 10.
And he was like this, fuck you like that.
My body was old. I did two runways. I did two runways. The first one I wore a blue outfit that was itchy.
So I was like trying to like move it around when I was walking. It was uncomfortable.
And the second one, I was walking and on, you know, 11, the club 11, there's a restaurant on top.
one of the most expensive restaurants delicacies in Miami I'm walking I'm
walking at one of the most expensive restaurants ever and they owed me up to
show my abs my six pack my build and like all the creatine I've been taking
and when I went to throw my glasses off it slipped because the oil and it
accidentally hit a girl right in the face and then the manager came and like
shut the holding down and keep me out yeah but it was because of oil
I was working out.
What the fuck is that?
I was a test.
Let me take that shot off your head.
What the fuck is going to happen when we're working the corner?
And me and him go to take a piss and they try to steal the pineapple.
Go take the pineapple!
It's a food!
I see you when people try to take your food.
You get pissed off.
What the hell is this?
Holy shit.
That silky samurai sword.
Wait, let me touch it too.
Oh boy, you just gotta focus.
Be careful not to break it because it's really expensive.
It is?
Yeah, so we paid a lot of money for that.
How much?
It's plastic.
No, it's like a collectible type.
It's like two bands or something like that.
This is your ass.
Wait, that's something.
It's broken.
No, it's broken.
No, two bands is broken.
No, it's broken.
It's broken.
Sookie, it's broken!
Oh, shit.
Oh my god, a big move.
Oh, it's the next bucket.
I think it was going to be pissed.
Yeah, see?
So what's the plan what are we gonna do so we have we do a problem that I want to run by you guys um yeah
so the only place that sells pineapple spheres um they told me that if I ever
want to film there again I have to schedule a day just tell me what the
big right now let's call ropes right now tell me what a pallet yeah a whole
pallet okay this whole city that's I'm gonna I'm gonna bark real quick by the
How many come in a pallet?
I look like 250.
250 spears, and they're each like $8, so if you do the math right, that's probably about like $1.6,050.
Talk to the manager!
Learn desktop to manager, your facts.
This is how you get all the plays to this how you get the real spears
Go to Sam's what is still got more I don't need a Sam's near us. No, where did you buy from Ralph's for broke?
I want to drill a mission
What the fuck are you doing? You're not playing.
Tell me what you're playing.
You're not going to play with your body?
I'm not going to play with him.
I'm going to pick up the phone, I'm going to talk to my shit.
I'm going to show him who this is.
I think I'm going to let them play with my body like that.
Ain't no one to fuck this is, it's a little lame.
I'm a kidish.
You're not going to play with your body.
I run this shit.
What do you guys have to do with me, King?
Oh, I see.
I see.
Don't tell the less that you're going to.
Oh, shit.
What's the peach version of of what they're not answering bro kind of
fucking customer service is this
I was close to Ralph's bro if they see this with a camera we gonna send up
yo you're not lacy no more bro you little lay you little lay little lay
not banned from Ralph's. Lacey is. You're actually a little up there. I wouldn't say
ban. Oh, Lil Leigh not banned from Ralph's. Bro, he's not banned from nowhere. Lil Leigh
walking this bitch, you're gonna run it down. He doesn't seem to be answering, guys.
I mean, let me see what's here, man. I don't even know what I'm talking about. I'm doing
it actually. Do you have something like an Audi? Oh, Audi? Audi? I go to Audi. Wait,
I have, okay, so I have some pineapples. Wait, do you work on one for seven? Seven pineapples.
So this is a result of the GTB pineapples made from hand scratch.
Why do those look...
Huh?
Those ones look a little funky.
I'm gonna be honest, I'll do a taste test right now.
You wanna try that?
Those ones yet?
Dead stock.
Come on, bro.
He's got a click made, bro.
He's got a click made, bro.
Let's put an Audi.
But you have not tried that one yet?
Let's put it in the golf court to Audi's.
Is Audi's closed?
Let's go play right there.
That's an AI logo.
It's my favorite beat.
15 minutes.
Okay, I'm going to go to the right answer.
Send me an invoice.
So you haven't tried the purple ones yet.
Let's try the bitch right now, bro.
Everybody take one.
No, get asked why does it look like that?
Let me know why it looks like what, bro.
say the amount of sugar Brady put it there you thought was for five.
Sure. So we can throw it all in. I only got a spears. Wait how much how many
have the sugars in there? Well only two. Let's just say you're gonna have to
up dosage on your own right. This is uh this might do a number for all of us.
Ready? Everybody get ready. Yeah he put five cups of sugar in here. Yes this is
the grooming special bro. That looks disgusting. Get those spears ready get
Cheers ready
We're all gonna go
Bro, are you sure this might kill me bro come on bro?
This is look like it will kill you bro
How do you think these drug dealers and shit like that they sell to you they try all their product even if it's fucked up too?
Bro if it's laced in shit
You got to get high on your own supply
Everyone's here
It looks nasty
All right. Cheers. Okay. Let's wait up. Hold up. I got bad grip. Can we like I'm gonna repost your muscle
Touch tip. Yeah, let's touch tips together
Wait, you all meet in the middle or no, we should all wrap our arms in the 360 ready?
I'll wrap mine in my braid and then you wrap yours around
Yeah, there you go ready
I know you fucking little man.
I know you fucking little man.
You good?
That been done.
That been done.
That been done.
Home grown, bro.
What do you mean what?
Like look, you see how these ones are in jars?
Yeah.
How many did you see?
I mean, it's bitch out of coconut water, two full cup of water, two full cup of water.
I made this shit out of coconut water, two full cups of sugar, the little green
shit, and the pineapples that I cut up myself.
Yeah, they're good.
So we can either find these ones, and it's a quicker process, or we can cut them up.
We got pineapples.
Oh, we gotta cut up the pineapples, buddy?
Wait, they're already cut up?
Yo, why is there like shit in your sink?
What is it? Let me see it.
Like some fucking brown shit.
Ray, look at this.
Did you like throw up in here?
What the fuck is this?
How do you have millions of dollars that you can't even clean your sink?
Bro, clearly as you can see this is something that can be cleaned.
It's called a stain, right? See how it's not cleaned now?
It's called a stain.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, that's all my shit
He was eating a whole thing
King's we're posting it with the fucking dollars. It's like taste test was eat the whole thing
We have a fucking product. I'm not gonna tell
Hey, yo
Are you really about this life?
No, maybe don't fucking eat this!
What the heck?
Eat this, now!
You can't get home!
Eat this, man!
We got it, bro!
No!
Off the way, man!
Take it!
Take it, I got it!
Go, go, go, boy!
Now, is that big tough?
Is that big tough?
Is that big tough?
Is that big tough?
Is it good or tough?
Is that big tough?
That big guy.
Don't play with that, dad!
I don't know how to...
I don't know how to...
I don't know how to...
I don't know how to...
Wait, what the fuck is this doing here?
they're trying to steal cherry you mother fucker oh y'all I'm not
business I thought we business go trying to steal our product like that
I CAN SEE IT!
DON'T!
I WAS WALKING ON YOU!
Alright, alright.
COME ON!
Jason!
COME ON!
That was Jason!
I knew it!
I wanted to see if you'd fucking...
Yo, we gotta run this bag over before Jason tries to steal our clients, that's all.
Oh, I'm just gonna go get these.
Yo, put some...
How are we gonna...
I'm gonna get these, the freezer.
Do these ones work or no?
It doesn't have to be.
Any type, any type, don't matter.
Okay.
As long as they're...
As long as they're steered.
Yeah, any, any...
Yeah, any sugar, yeah.
Any sugar, they're good.
Where am I?
See it?
Let's go on the freezer.
Let's run. Let's run to the right.
Come on, I'll go to the left.
Let me check the cams real quick.
Come on, little car.
Let me check cams real quick.
You're not allowed to go in the car.
Cams.
Cam is just R6.
Hold on.
Mm-hmm.
Let me check cams.
Make sure nobody's fucking with my kitchen.
Oh.
Oh.
And then you go home.
Oh.
I saw a clip.
You're stealing in people's door dash orders, right?
Hey, hey, hey.
Wow, yeah.
Are you ready?
Cams are loading.
Here we go.
A lot of cam in the kitchen.
A lot of kitchen here, right?
Oh, my God.
Silky just left the kitchen.
Nice.
Kitchy cams looking good, nobody's in there right now, all right, we're good.
Should we confirm Silkie like reference or tough?
No, he can't see, he can't see this, he can't see that on our products.
He probably ate it.
Would Silkie like this?
Every day, every day, every day.
Jason's already stealing times.
How?
Wait, who the fuck is he stealing?
There's nobody ready to eat it.
We'll put it in the freezer.
God, dude, you guys really fucking protein in here?
Yeah, look, we have tortillas in here.
Oh, you guys, hot pockets.
Bro, why are you guys just fucking got here?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, my fucking god.
Brother, oh my god, is this the viral toy?
Yes, well, not toy, but yet, but real chill.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You almost busted.
Wow.
Let's just make sure it busts in your mouth,
so you gotta put it up.
Baby, arm me.
Oh, fucking shit, baby, you just got it all over the fucking car.
Oh, my god, you squirted it on his eye.
No!
Don't put the-
We only have-
Alright.
No, I want to fucking pop the ball.
I hate the last time.
I hate the last time.
Yeah, I'm fucking surprised, bro.
God damn, bro.
Gg Florida, no jackspot, come on.
Yeah.
Cause we're watching-
Oh, you're right.
Oh, Jesus.
This is the song you wrote.
Here's a copy that I need in the morning.
Here's a picture that I need in the sunshine.
You know that you are.
I just want to be.
I just want to be.
How beautiful you are.
You know that I even know I'm a star
Oh, I'm a star
This shit makes me mad
Bro, Asian Jeff's in a full box
Do you think Asian Jeff's sitting on the counter playing a guitar?
Get the fuck off Asian Jeff Cock, bro. How about that?
Is that wrong? That's right in the gym right here
He's off the counter
Okay, good point, bro
We slingin dough fucking agents up some of the gym, and you're sitting on the counter playing a guitar
Like you're got motion. It's and I've got bro. I'm a jack of all trades, man
My jack of all fucking trades I can play the guitar good box. I can see
Can you make pineapple spears though, no
So you said I'm going to sell and you're making that you got to make
You already have you already made some
Mad clients, you know you just smack it for no reason
Yo, yo, yo, what's good, bro?
What's good, bro?
What's good, bro?
What's good, man?
What's good, man?
The fuck?
What?
What?
Why do you want?
Why?
Just say what's up.
It's not even alive.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You fake looking skinny, bro.
Girl.
Wait, stay right there.
Stay right there, wait, what the fuck?
Well, you think we're gonna skinny right now
My air one today
Oh, oh, okay, okay, okay, but listen, bro. I deep
Have those shorts too
I
You gave it to me.
That's a bad du-rages.
I don't have any du-rages with you.
Some guys of Black, you assume he has a du-rages.
Really, Connor?
Is that not what you said?
You said I needed to hit on my boy Suki for a du-rages.
What is on your arm?
Yo, Suki, Lisa said he was cosplaying as you today.
Can you get that?
You said he was a thug.
You're a thug.
I'm not cosplaying as you.
Thank you.
So the reason we came up with it, you know I have a new camera on it, right?
What?
Yeah.
No, no, no, I didn't find a laser, laser was just feeling like a little sick, so I had to move the camera in for today.
I think she's here.
She?
Both are sturdy?
Yeah.
You don't have a meter?
Wait, the one that was over last time?
I don't know what this thing is talking about.
He said she was holding a camera.
Oh, so, um, I caught you on the cams.
On the cams of what?
On my kitchen cam.
Oh, what?
Your kitchen cam?
Oh, you don't know I have a live kitchen cam? Look.
wait what?
look
I have a lot of kitchen cam at all times
and I'm pretty sure they scrolled down right here
this was actually for you
get a little snack
this was at 348 right before you went live
get a lot of snack from the kitchen
I literally put a fork in the sink
I put a fork in the sink
and why do you have a kitchen cam?
why do you have a kitchen cam?
sex what do you mean what's that let's get a fridge have a hold of the room no
I have a kid you can get it back and balance
so listen this is what I'm trying to say just to play battle every day not
you're not nice all my soul we want to be one I'll be you I'll throw any amount
of money I'll throw my house on it are you better than Jason
Jason is crazy and so you know you guys played the game he's a Muslim really
I eat pork, I drink, I've never smoked.
So what?
So what do you mean pork?
Terrible muscle.
No, I'm not muscle.
He looks at me and sees my head.
That's a cool little thing with you.
Where's my door dash?
Maybe someone stole it.
But what did you order?
I ordered pineapple spears.
Wait, where's my door dash, Chad?
I gave him access to the board ash can.
What?
I gave him access to the pan.
Why did you give someone else access to the fucking board ash can?
Bro, you said you wanted access to the board ash can.
I got you.
Check pan. Check pan.
The order was dropped off.
Check the pan. Check the pan.
Wait, when did you order this?
Earlier?
I got here at 118.
Oh yeah, that's the one you guys already took.
Oh, no way they only gave me one
Out of seven but only they only had one in stock
What's up, bro
I
Messed up the sprinkling
Yeah
You just tell me the sweetest thing I ever put in my mouth is it not sweet?
It's the best you ever put your mouth
Best thing you ever
In our mouth at the same time. Yes every flavor. He had cherry flavor. He had what were the other two flavors?
Brady has contacts, right?
We got exposed listening clip like he had some I fix it after eating ass and then his eyes was like brown
No, his girlfriend farted in his eyes. My eyes are blue. Well, you have fake you have fake blue eyes
So I would have contacts and glasses on
Yeah, the prescription
Fucking lie he's a liar
Put it on let me see the prescription. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, do you know
I'm Sam, right? Stop lying. Well, you have contact. It was cool. That's a big blue right now
Yeah, they got you bro. They call you with your fake eyes acting like you have a fake really not having a relationship online
No, come here my camera man. Come on my camera woman. Come on
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's going in my hand.
It's going in my hand.
She's right there.
I think she's parked there.
OK.
Wait, so.
Is that not him?
No.
Oh, no.
That's racist.
What?
That's racist.
It's the same car.
It's the same car.
What the fuck?
Your camera woman's Isaiah.
What?
What?
Is that T?
My camera woman's Isaiah.
That'd be, that'd be, that'd be, God.
What?
That'd be tough.
That'd be tough.
So who's your cameraman?
Um, he's right here.
He's a sonny?
Oh, look what she's looking at.
Hi.
Is the music with her?
Diana?
What's good?
Hi, how are you?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
I know Diana.
Hey.
Hey.
You know her?
Yeah, I know her.
Where you from?
I met Diana.
She slept on your floor during the sub-pong.
She didn't sleep on the floor, she slept on the air mattress.
Still on your floor?
It's on the floor, because the bed is on the floor.
So you're his camera woman today?
Yes.
Oh, cool, cool, cool.
No training today for the fight?
I did earlier, I'm done.
How often do you train?
Since like last week, every day, up until the fight.
It's Frank's car.
Shit.
Oh, shit.
What?
You're not tripping?
Huh.
Big D.
Oh, meet Diana, she's one of my cameramen.
Say package at the front come ASAP
Hold on y'all be right back
Silk yeah, I'll be right back
I'm watching the stream right now.
Who's that on the phone?
Is that Lace?
Oh my god.
Who's that?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Wait.
Hello?
Hello?
Papsy!
Papsy!
Papsy!
Yeah, it's me Lays.
Pepsi!
Hey, Bap. How you doing, bro?
Betsy, you got to come over sometimes so we can hang out.
Okay, I'll let you guys be.
Holy aura. Oh, Betsy, I miss Pepsi, bro.
Imagine Betsy comes over for a day and helps me and Ron build the treehouse
Actually
Betsy we find a way to do it up with the tree
In higher Diana yes
Wait, but Ron's car is here.
No, he took the Porsche out.
Just him and Lays?
Huh?
So him and Lays are just driving around in a Porsche GT3 RS with a wing on it?
I'm gonna break Diane's neck.
Lays, what's the word?
We gotta run this shit up.
I know, I know.
Okay, let's go step at a time.
What do we do right now?
We do have one...
Oh, there's Lays!
Yo, can we use your guilt card?
Broken neck!
I
You said
Well, he's a good cameraman. No, he's actually okay
You actually brought my neck to I was I was actually born my neck three. I was happy first. I think you broke the chat
What are you guys all doing right now?
Oh, yeah
Yeah, don't worry
No, this is just told me no already made the pre pre made ones wait
He told you just now. Let's make pineapple spears. It's a stink bug. No fucking way
Don't kill it. Do not kill
No
I put it in a cage, wow dude!
Wow, bro.
Yo, he does it like this, and his wife does it like this.
That's all right.
Are you going to offer us a shit?
Yeah.
You just want to touch me or something?
No, I was making sure.
The bug residue was off.
No, it didn't sniggle me.
I'm going to be honest with you.
What's the problem?
Can you talk to you?
Yeah, let's go.
You can be a part of our group.
Damn, I don't know why this car is unlocking.
Wait, is this an M3?
No, I'm just kidding.
I don't know why it's unlocked when I walk by it.
fake it's a m340 that's what you have no you got m340 I'll never do some
dumbass shit like that
who the fuck drives a 40i
real pineapples from from no no like the pineapple jars yeah from Ralph's and
No, no earlier this morning. Okay, and the nearest Ralph's so they didn't have it
Uh-huh, so then I got it from the second nearest Ralph's they said they had them they only had one
That's okay, and that's what we just wasted on Jason's fucking coughing
So we got no pineapple jars. I so what should we do?
Howdy has them howdy has them James Q. Call out is right now
James call out ease. Is he actually sick or each one? No, he has a bronchitis
anybody got time for that I had a hence a virus dude hey that was really like
that was really like I'm braving I'm doing a stream bro yeah I know like you
won't see anybody on the face of plan make no one I'm sure it's up goal for
medicine no one gets scared and start popping the pills right away you like
I'm gonna fuck it out for a stream exactly I like that dedication show the
It's had honestly didn't appreciate it enough.
I don't know.
Fucking assholes.
That's what it was, wasn't it, no?
What?
Our spears.
Yeah, they're good.
They're actually so good.
We gotta fucking sell them.
The second one, it's like a little lighter red.
What?
The tropical punch.
That one's good.
That one's actually good.
Yeah, that one's actually good.
Oh wait, what if people ride on your car?
Oh, just send me a picture of my car.
It says fake M on it.
Oh, true.
Not even my car, bruh.
Whoa, it's almost gone.
Oh, nice.
It looks like it's not done yet.
No, it's still.
But what is it?
Taked in place drying. Nice.
I don't know what that actually said.
It was EP for Tropical Punch.
Yeah.
How many cars do you have too now?
No, I'd say four. Is that crazy?
Four? Well, I bought my dad a Porsche, so...
Holy shit. No, you were not jinxing me.
I bought my dad a Porsche, but my brother a Tesla. That's four cars.
Damn, bro.
Yeah, my golf cart's a five, actually.
Wait, so are you still gonna pass or no?
For what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he almost like 200, that's it.
Yeah, he almost like 200.
We'll make that in sales, it's fine.
Listen, how are we getting to all of these?
We're taking this?
I guess I'll go with the gas pump.
This guy just cams?
Yes, this cams coming.
How about, I brought this for the camera.
How are all of us fit in here?
Five seats, five people maybe.
Yeah.
Oh wait, it is gonna work.
Wait, maybe cam goes in the front
and we switch to Brady's.
Wait, do we take that or no?
What?
The golf cart?
Wait, yeah, let's just- Oh, yeah!
Golf cart.
We could do the golf cart?
There was another red one. There was another red one up there.
How far is it?
15 minutes.
Out if this doesn't happen?
Wait, all these doesn't happen either?
But the thing is, what we can do is we can get pineapple cuts,
and then that's what I did. You know what the grimace one?
Some DIY shit hits my heart.
We could just get the cuts, get juice, and then you make our own.
Ah, fuck.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck this shit!
Oh, fuck I forgot I drank three shots of fucking grey goose.
Wait, what?
I honestly forgot I took two shots.
Thank you, bro. I appreciate that, Alex.
Dude, we have to figure out where we're going to get pineapples from.
Hold on, hold on.
DoorDash is always the answer.
What are they called? Pineapple Spears?
Yeah, what's under this first plate?
Soon.
I gotta put bedding on the game.
Yeah, let's run it.
Who wins game one chat?
Where's it at?
Uh, Spurs.
Shirley Wemby.
Hold on, let me take your arms real quick. Let me take your arms real quick.
He said, he's waiting for it to cure. Could be today. Still would be super late.
He's checking every hour to make sure it's dry.
Is that the gaps?
Yeah.
Well, he's probably got hair dryer on it to dry it.
Wait, does this got enough charging at Lacey um?
See we've got to figure out
Cam kid is going the roof
No, just have the camera boys with me in the back. I'll sit in the middle. Oh
We're good 90 90% we should be good, right?
It has 809 miles left. Okay. Yeah, we're good. Okay, so I just gotta figure. Should I just call Ralph's?
No, he just called them. He's calling them right now for Ralph. Okay, so
Audi only has regular pineapples. So everyone sold out. Wait, is there a Costco or BJs?
Oh, I didn't remember what I have a Costco card. You do? Okay, well Costco got to have them. No, surely, bro
Costco gotta when they sell them in like fucking
bundles or whatever
Book yeah, what's the place out have the pineapple jars?
Pineapple spear jar
Teemo
You need clothes are you like homeless?
I'm just broke. I'm broke. I'm really yeah. Yeah. No, you're not I was that askin. Where do you live?
I live in it's pretty ghetto. I live in East fell, California
Is that like near? No, that's it. I know about that. I heard about that. It's like the trenches. Yeah, okay
And and how much is your rent? I don't pay random
Okay, so so you have no rent and what do you spend money on?
Well, recently I spent like a lot of money
Going to New York. Oh
To see Lena. Oh
My god
Yeah, you where are you gonna go with Lena? No, I went to remember you didn't have this bit
Spend any money for living because you just stayed at home.
ABGX, Lena?
I went to New York because I was gonna go.
I was gonna go to New York because Yugi was gonna go with me,
but Yugi canceled.
So, and then I was like, fuck it,
I gotta make some shit shaking there too.
Wait, wait, wait.
We've seen those ABG Lena too.
I know Lena.
Me and Lena used to be really close.
Wait, really?
Yeah, ABG Lena.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, what were y'all gonna do?
Oh, we did it.
When I was with her, we went to Daven Busters and then.
Oh, that's what she wanted to do too.
She wanted to do Daven Busters.
Oh shit, wait, Lisa.
But then we couldn't do it, we got kicked out of the mall.
Yeah, she wanted to stay at Dave and Buster's.
Wait, so Conor, you didn't have to pay for a B&B right
because you just stayed at her the whole time?
No, I didn't.
I got a B&B.
No, because you told me you couldn't afford a B&B
because you've been down bad, so you just stayed at hers.
No, I didn't.
I got a hotel, bro.
What?
Yo, just because that's what you do when you travel
and shit like that, and you don't have a place to stay,
so you stay with your girlfriend,
it's not what every guy does.
Wait, so maybe straight.
You spent all your money, traveled to New York,
Try to take Lena on a date to David Buster's to back here.
Wasn't a date.
Oh, let me finish it.
Then she wouldn't let you stay at her house,
so you ended up getting a hotel.
And just for you to find out the day you get back,
she's playing a four night with Clav.
Yo, what?
I'm just, I'm just, yo.
Oh, you heard that?
Yeah, it's 17 minutes away.
Oh, audio, let's go, let's run it.
And how fast does this thing go?
Fast, bro, fast.
Fastest fall.
Fastest fall.
All right, boys, get in here.
Are we all going to be at a fair, or should we go live?
I'll not go live.
We should we should do one cameraman. Yeah, you tune to that one person here
So
Wait, we have a half drew so he can be on you for the camera and then me him and camera
Yeah, wait, wait, do that you got
So I don't know I'm coming. Where's he going? He's squeezing back there
We're chilling leave drew cam is better
Bro, why is chow always on you I don't get it
But I lazy will spark stream. Oh look sometimes in the chat just fans fuck drew was this a street legal?
Yeah, very and I will go on the highway. Yes, police Street highway legal. Well, you can go on the freeway
Yeah, let's take the highway. It would be the fastest route
Can't do that anymore. Why they stopped it. I had a twitch warning
Holy shit follows on the road and I saw I'm running you over. I'm running the shit off the fucking road
Yeah, and it should kind of like struggling to get up the hill.
It's like 6,000 pounds on it.
Well, I mean, the front left has like an extra 500 pounds on it.
Oh, but also, we have to do, I did this with everybody who come to the golf cart for the first time.
So I am here to let you guys know the alignment is fully fucked up on the golf cart.
It has not been serviced.
It could give out or the engine, the battery could explode at any time
and it has a chance of tipping over while going down hills.
So I need you both all three of you to say that any injuries. I am not liable for
Wait, I think what just say I
Just say say these words. I am fully liable for any injuries sustained on the golf course. It's like a 360 deal or something
Protected my like my lawyer said to do yo dead ass anything that happens is literally I don't give a fuck
And I totally consent to everything. I don't care about my life anything. It happened to me physically mentally emotionally
I'm here for the vibes. I don't work you can
You can use you can also use my body for anything
My body my body your choice
It's going a little slow here
so yeah you guys you guys are gonna notice a weird sound coming from the
golf cart is a red one too yeah that's a dex
what making that sound yeah yeah it's like there's like the motors charging
why is it tipping to the left yeah it's yeah you'll see wait till you start going
on the hill. Has he ever took over? Yeah, once. Say Walahi. Walahi. He's not lying.
So you gotta go down the hill not too fast. The fuck is that doing, Cece? Oh my god, yo.
Can we at least play some hood shit?
Yeah!
Just give me a sec!
I'm tipping!
It's fine!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Hold on, hold on, it's fine, it's fine!
Leave it to the right, cause it's on the left!
I promise it's fine!
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, okay.
Alright, let me play some hood shit.
Like some Kodak, maybe.
But we gotta get ready to sell, but we gotta get into selling mentality, Lacey.
So sad, take it, take it, take it, take it
Young and new, I got old pants, fast and lonely, yeah
I got funk on my old ass, got my never-man
Ruffin' n' n' ever like the damn time
Shopping on the end, I just bought a new old jam
Yeah, it's so fancy, it's a fucking new jam
All I spoke against, won't you ask me what a old ad
Hey, what you close at?
I just walk up on my knee with back
But you're trippin' you
Is it you?
They're my neighbor
What the hell got hands to you?
Projects, baby
Y'all was spittin' on all the hours
You can still, oh my D's and Q's
Oh no J's, call me J
We move, this is high-grade
Bitch, I need a normal constant
Part of me, I don't talk to you
So don't you talk to me
I ain't pissin' on nobody
I'm fine, I'm gonna be honest, I'm just trying to be, I'm just proud of you, trying to get hold of you
Anything can be telling lies to me, but I'm trying to pull my teeth unless you know my damn right
Pull it up traffic a lot here, go the fuck around!
Dude, I ain't getting on my knees, babe, you bad-daring to me, you go down for me, you aint dying to do the time for me
Sorry, fool, yeah, I lie to you, but don't you lie to me?
Is the correct difference, kid?
Why would you lie to me?
Told my dog, I'm a healthy kid
I smoke broccoli, I'm a real, real, real old boy
Lepinopeloop, old boy, you the old boy
Fuck with God, you breathe, trouble you
Call me racist, you can't see me behind you
You said I do, I'm tritose, now you from the ugly
I'm gonna shit your ass over treat
Call it Halloween
Yeah that money is what I pay for
Call it lottery
God damn you the colony
You the colony
Oh no guys
Hello Evan
Hello?
You've done a lot of people
Oh fuck fuck well
Oh that's shit
Right Sarah
Oh fuck
Hey fuck at you
Hey fuck you
Fuck you back on the fuck
I'm talking about the cop
That guy screamed at us
Oh shit
Sorry cop
I got your bus pump.
Yo.
Oh.
That is fucking bad.
Now what the hell are you bitch?
I'll smack the dog to get out of here.
We're going.
Disappacitants.
Yo.
Goddamn.
We're streaming.
We're working.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit, bro.
We're literally fucking on the car.
You guys can go around and fuck it.
Nine to five.
We're trapped.
Whoa!
Look out of here.
I'm done with you.
I've been going cause I'm a part of the EDK!
Send me free!
Everybody got-
I'm really EDK!
I'm a demon to re-repet shall they not be EDK!
You EDK?
Yes!
What's EDK?
This is everybody's...
Oh shit!
Come on!
Some games!
Come on, come on, be okay!
Be okay?
All men kill us!
Last time I hit the party game
I'm like getting closer to the real deal
Yeah, I got 20 points
What are you?
Buh!
E.B.L. everybody love me
Hell yeah
Buh!
Buh!
Hey, where did we get Buh?
From the other side
Buh!
We got some tops from this triple pitch
She from K-K-Chick and Karen Koss
Whoa!
What a bop!
But I'm playing for the better
Get it?
Ten and two
Oh no!
Of course, I'm fucking laying in the fucking room!
What's wrong?
Are they trying to explode?
Are they trying to melt?
Fuck them out!
I'm a little gay, so I'm not laying in that room!
What the fuck?
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
Fuck the ball, they sell it now!
Transplantation to puppet, prosecuting attorneys all, AC brands, ICE Q, and easy motherfuckin' easy fuck!
ICE Q, take the motherfuckin' stage, do you just wanna tell the truth?
The whole truth, the motherfuckin' truth, so help your black ass, Goddamn right!
Won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
Fuckin' police comin' straight from the underground
A young nigga got his back with some brand
And that's the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuckin' shit cuz I ain't the one
Rollin' pop for the fuckin' with a badge and it's gunna be beatin' on
It's all in jail, we can go toe-to-toe in the middle of a sale
Fuckin' with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a page searchin' my car
I really feel this on my heart
I know you guys too many, thank you!
Thank you all for all your drinking, okay?
That was a bad one!
Yeah, overshad!
The only thing that I've shown them is me.
Guys, we have a big problem, big problem.
The power bank for now?
No, no, no, no, no.
So, the Aldi's, we have to go...
What the fuck is that called?
Highway?
What the...
Is that your present moment?
Yeah.
So, we have to go on a highway apparently to get to the, to the all of these.
I thought you said we can't go on the highway, it's illegal.
And no one told me that this all of these you gotta go on the highway for.
There's no all the way here, we can't even go.
That's the highway, right?
True.
I know.
Wait, isn't it the faster you go, the higher chains it has, the tippin' order?
No.
What do you see?
That's the safer on the highway.
Oh God.
I wouldn't say that.
Do you think people are gonna get mad at us?
Like, because we're on the highway or no?
Oh, well this a twitch we're not going on the highway we're going on the road
which we're in Mexico we'll all get ban on twitch on the highway again like
confirmed guaranteed and your last band was 30 days so good I've never been
banned before yours will be a three-day ban I will probably be three day to a
week yours will be gone you'll be indefinitely bad okay well why don't
Let me just do a green screen.
Bucket has worked in.
It's worth more than a month or something.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I got a hand strength in my toes
Cause these niggas wanna eat them
And I gotta make it back home
Cause my mama need that too
Money, my shawty, so do
These niggas try to take my life
They fuck around and get killed
Who fuck around, you quit
Why you fuck around, get sold
Cause these silly niggas I'm called
Women don't fuck around, no job, no
All I know is murder
When they come to me
I got a young baby in my home
And I got niggas known to beat me
Here we go!
Here we go!
Alright guys!
Yo!
What is happening?
I
Something's dead ass fucked up on a golf cart!
Something's fucked up on a golf cart!
What is it?
Something's like a ticking or some shit on the bottom!
Something's like a desire I see!
I'm a niggler, did I go out my way?
You the gas, did I go out the way?
But I'm a mob, a niggler, soo, mob a niggler like you
We trying to see a really bad thing in our face
We don't date!
I'm a niggler, you could lose, hey, hey, hey
Bitch, I'm driving, you don't stick a pin the way
Shut the fuck up, you're a dirty, yeah, a fistful like me
I'm a niggler, too, what do you want out of date?
I don't kill everybody, motherfucker, hey, hey
We don't meet again, I want you to wanna go that way
You gotta go that way, you need a ride with your wrecking
You gotta go that way, what you doing?
How much are y'all really about this gang life?
Shut up, shut up, shut up
Hey, little man show us some
How much are y'all really about that gang life, bro?
I'm turning on the music, turn on the music
That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that
I miss you, I miss you, I miss you
And now I wonder
I had time to fall into the sky
The years been times when past me by
You know I didn't walk about in my time
You just say now
You're talking to me
When I see you over, push your shit back
Boys, I'ma get this bitch through your shit
When I'm straight, why?
Well, now man, it's clear you say you're fucking late
Why? Why the case?
I ain't never coming back while you look cheap like the last time you spiked
I was last in the streets, this the end of your life
Flashbang on steel, flashlight in the smacks
Fuck up the stars, yeah I'm a clean nigga, they just eye-drawn
I'm gonna show this bitch when I'm off, fuckin' see you
I don't go the way I'm at, I'm off, fuckin' he cool
Smokin' up here, I'm a snapper, train these you
Bring my nigga back, when they mad, fuckin' breathe you
Knockin' their eyes, want you to get some ass, these you
Love on future, the better girl, I don't need you
Go watch the doctor, I'm gonna steal him, gonna see you
I got a little city steady, he's making all the weed
He wants a little washbowl
Baby, he wants a little washbowl
And he wants a little washbowl
Oh, but no, no, no
I wonder what I have to say
Got a lot of stuff to talk about
And then they came with me and got the guys' back
No smoke, jeans, a white band
And they just can't get them back
And they just beg, beg, beg, beg
I don't really know about his gang, like, bro
Hey, go say show this kid a love
Can y'all talk to him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, hang out in this, get an O-Bang.
Hold on, T'Lan.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What are you doing?
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, we trapped the pineapples with a Kool-Aid in them.
Let me know if you want one.
Yeah, it's a new business.
It's the East, the East.
You guys wanna see it all around?
You're gonna see it all around the Pineapples Beers.
Don't buy nothing.
Shabbat shalom.
What?
Aren't you juice-lessing?
Aren't you juice, Lacey?
Who's that?
Hey!
Hey, how you doing, man?
Reaching out, sending Lacey a question mark?
Yeah, something's not right on his golf cart, guys.
I mean, I'm not in my head.
It's not good, man.
It's constantly going up.
Come a little way up here.
It's a nine-printer.
I need a song that's really gonna make me feel like I want to kill someone
I want some gang shit
I like that cover
Hold on guys
I repeat the golf cart is falling apart
Wait, yo
Wait, actually
What is the car what is it what do you mean? You don't know oh wait
Is that noise you hear it it's on your side
I trust you, AC. It's the supercharger.
What?
L-Muzzle. Why is it the first thing I read in your chat?
Oh, shit.
You're planting a bomb?
Yeah, bro. Why don't you go fucking wrap a tree in Jackass?
Wait, you planted a bomb into your car?
Oh, bro, he's saying that because of how I look, bro.
Why don't you go eat a freakin' triple burger because now you look jackass?
Wow, so you're fat-shaming now.
You're fat-shaming.
Nah, you know what, bro? Just go get a fuckin' turret.
Fuck you.
What?
A turret?
A turret.
I didn't get a turret, man.
I fuckin' hold a turret, a whole machine gun.
Holy fuck.
I'm just getting, I'm getting game-bidding.
I'm getting double-team.
I'm literally getting fucked.
Oh, the chic-flake.
There.
Fucking jab-rope here.
I'm just having a rebel, bro.
Goddamn, bro.
Damn, bro.
What?
Wait, hold up.
No.
Yo, yo, don't.
What the fuck is that guy doing?
I hate this guy.
I fucking hate this guy.
What was that guy doing?
I hate this guy.
I wanna die.
Am I old?
I need to take a picture.
I think we should.
I think we should.
Oh, it is.
It is.
It's making me make another right for some reason. How are we making another way? What is going on these?
Wait the golf carts fucking up a little bit ways in navigation wait with the whoa
Are you didn't know chick filets like the one place that has the pineapple spears like as a fast food
Oh, wait, I mean, bro. I've never gone to howdy's, but I guess we go here as long as I got pineapple spirit
That was the whole point of us driving, anyway.
Oh, since you're the co-owner, you got me?
Put the milk?
Yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure.
All right, I'll order first.
Cause I am the CEO.
Okay.
I do gotta order first.
Damn, this, this bad boy moves, bro.
Cam's under me.
My back's sweaty as shit.
I'm sweaty as a bitch right now,
I would y'all lick the sweat from under my ballsack?
Wait, Kim, what is it that's making a noise?
Wait, yeah.
It's a fire truck.
Oh, it's probably this.
What's it doing?
Is it this one?
What's this rope for, Lacey?
I don't even know.
Why is it rope?
Oh, it's a rope.
It's a car thing.
You know what?
What we used to pull up the golf cart, because it died one time.
And we had to pull it over the...
I pulled it over the...
I like the LED's on here.
Yeah, it's 30K, it's 30K, it's 30K.
The chair is out of place.
Damn, it's doing a really big order in front of us.
Oh, shit.
Guys, I was wearing my seatbelt, bro.
Should we just pull it up to the side, maybe, the other side?
How about look at that?
I'm looking good. Be honest with me.
Be honest with me.
Get in y'all. Get in y'all.
Get in y'all get in y'all. Yeah, we're in
How you doing?
Hi, so uh wait we we're looking for
Detectionary yes, it's me. Yes, we're looking for pineapple spears. I heard you guys have the most supply here
Can we get at least 10 10 to 20? No, we don't have any type of fruit. Okay. What is your tension plate?
Samuelson, what?
Yes, game we came in for pineapple spears. We see we're gonna get pineapples and make a business
Uh, what do we send you to play in there, please?
How many do you want?
Uh, I'll do, uh, 10 twerk, 10 twerk.
Dang, we're having a lunch break at an important job yet.
What do you have?
Uh...
Thank you so much.
Where are we going to put five waters, guys?
Dang, we're going to put five...
Oh, you know what we should do?
You know what we should do?
What?
We should do that challenge where you get, like, 500 waters and try not to, like, drop them.
You know what I mean?
Let's go for bumps. Wait, that actually be a good stream. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna give you a stream idea
You should do a stream or like you're in a car and you have to hold as many waters as you can
And then when the car is done you count how many's left
Maybe an intro
Drew would never
How's it going?
Good, how about you?
Good, good.
Do you want me to fix that for you?
It's not fully covering you.
It's good.
Yep, sorry about that.
Is it potentially sandwiched in water?
Sorry, he just got cheated on by Lena.
You want something to eat?
He doesn't know how to talk.
Right now he's nervous.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm gay.
Ask for her number.
Ask for her number real quick.
Um, yeah.
She's just no.
Oh, shit.
Is it cool if I get your number?
oh my god oh fucking go oh fuck oh my god not again not again yeah oh my god
fuck this time which gave me a word
I
Know I'm not getting a high school girl's phone number, though
This is just new to me. This is the first time I've seen something like this come through the driver. Oh, yeah, oh, it's just this is a little something
It's my little shit. You know that she's actually coming soon
I should have said discount, right?
Do you guys have a friends and family discount?
Do you guys don't see him coming often, every day?
What's that around here?
What's that?
What are you saying?
I thought you were going to have a friend and a friend.
Yo, what are you talking about?
I'll just go.
Do you guys have any pineapple spears?
Do you guys have any pineapple spears?
Pineapple spears?
No, I don't.
I wonder, Graydon.
I wonder where.
Are you literally...
You're literally...
You're literally...
Me personally?
I wanna take that.
He literally answered my question.
Wait, did he?
He goes, well, we don't have any here if you want.
And then he answered my fucking question, dumbass.
What the fuck are you calling dumbass, little piece of shit?
He looked at me and I...
You know, he'll call her a muck or a lie.
Like, that might be the worst thing someone could ever say.
What?
Wait, but you could turn 18 in high school.
That's true.
Or she was just lying.
Lazy wasn't there...
We're out!
He's right here!
Oh my god!
That's not how you're gonna have to drop my phone!
That's not how you're gonna have to drop my phone!
That's all deep!
Oh.
Why do I always have...
I always have...
Wait, so when I was as a s**t, I'm not a s**t!
That's not a good thing that you always do!
Dude, how are you looking at me like, Carter, that's you!
That's you, like with a little grin!
Like, a little fucking grinch, bro!
That's the work that you play with.
No, I'm getting made fun of for how I look.
I'm something no, I said I get a turret
You know you should have got you got a fucking salad
I'm so I'm crap, but which orderly
I got us all eats, bro
But not for other guys, man
I appreciate it bro
Sorry, it's not like a shish kebab or anything, but
Yes, please
We'll find you guys after this
Blackboy Max on on YouTube or Twitch
Doesn't he have a date today?
Actually, yes.
He has a what?
He has a date today.
Oh, what do?
I think, I saw something on Twitter.
I think it was a...
Oh, sir.
What do?
I don't know.
Oh, it's so perfect.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Okay.
Oh.
Alright.
Oh, there's a...
Oh, there's a...
Oh, there's a...
Are we going in here?
Yeah.
Hold on.
I
Can't just grab all the waters
And the chick-fil-a sandwiches is not a bad shot at all. I got I can't hand say what's up to the homeless
Which is yeah, I'm giving them out to the homeless, bro. What?
I bet Rem's bet.
Battery swap, picture one.
What do you mean we?
You said we, I guess we're not eating them all.
Right, you're at least eating four.
But what do you mean we?
You're not eating any.
I'm eating all 10.
We're eating all 10.
Oh, do you select the camera and eat?
How quick before we get kicked out of this place?
See, the reason we're gonna get kicked out
is not because of me.
It's all in this thing.
Oh, you're looking at me.
You got it. You got it. You got it.
You got it.
I mean, I can...
We can just do one camera, go on, come on down.
It's a great, great minute.
Oh, I'm going to lose track of it.
Is that what you want?
Is that what you want to do?
Why smoke?
Wait, can you eat chicken?
Huh?
What am I supposed to eat then, bro?
What am I supposed to eat, motherfucker?
I'm Christian. I can eat anything I want.
I thought you were a muscle.
Probably.
Oh, my God.
Who's that?
I wonder if you were Christian, you would have a cross as your chain.
Yo, and if you were single, you'd be raising, bro.
I miss the old single braiding.
I miss the two-man braiding, bro.
I'm ready.
Hey, is it girl or girlfriend?
Girl.
Hey, is a girl a girlfriend well basically you like I got a friend that's a girl
But like is that your girlfriend? I hate motherfuckers. I don't claim their girl. What does that mean?
Like I'm currently in a stage that's past the talking stage. Yeah, see what he says
Well, how many you get I should go why are you so like defensive? There's there's nine more in here
This guy's like freaking out
Yo, what if we just resell chick-fil-a sandwiches instead of buying pineapples?
So we drove all the 30 minutes.
Saturday night, buy 100 chick-fil-a sandwiches, sell them on Sunday.
Because they're closed on Sunday.
Wait, do you know how many people probably pull up the chick-fil-a on Sunday?
Oh, shoot, it's closed.
Imagine if it was right at the...
Yep.
Wait, no one's ever done that on stream.
What day is it?
Sure, any help? You good?
You need help or?
No, it's cool, man.
You want a sandwich?
Appreciate it, man.
Do you have those beers in there?
I don't know, maybe.
Fuck, okay, maybe. That's a good one.
You said you want one?
Yeah, we literally just got it, man.
Oh, thank you.
You want two?
Yeah, I'm selling this car.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks, Lacey.
Damn, Lacey.
Thank you, guys.
I
Got a wife
You guys want three sandwiches, I mean, I mean he has a kid
Yeah, that's my boy right here.
What's up, man?
What's up, bro? How's it going?
Oh, see, how's it going, man?
What's up, bro? Good job!
Me? This is Marlin's friend.
This is Marlin, you know Marlin's friend?
You know Marlin?
I feel like I've seen him on YouTube recently.
Maybe. You might have.
You want a jiffy-lay sandwich?
You know what ISO speed is?
Yeah.
You remember what he said, say Wallahi? Yeah, that was good for him.
You say we're live?
Yeah.
Live Muslim?
He's Muslim, yeah.
He's Muslim, too.
We're Muslim.
Hey, y'all.
How are you doing?
Hey, how are you?
How are you?
Alaykum Salaam.
How are you?
I'm good.
Hey, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
How are you?
Nice to meet you, man.
Nice to meet you.
Stay safe.
Have a good one, man.
Have a good day.
All right, man.
Thanks for the time.
Of course.
No problem.
I got you.
Hey.
Are we doing one camera?
Yo
Just keep it low keeper now
You're luking!
What?
Hey, buddy.
Lacey's the only person that go into a store while they're eating.
You are eating!
Yeah, because I'm with you. You're going the same way.
No, not the fucking, always the one.
Of course, maybe.
Yeah, I think you want to take the photo?
I'll take it, so you get a better photo. I got you, buddy.
I'm a legend in Calabasas.
I have a few, I have a few, I have a few salads.
I have a few, I have a few, I have a few, I have a few.
The thing I don't like about salads is...
The thing I don't like about salads actually is people say they have nutrition that they don't actually have.
It's fake nutrition, dog.
What's better for your body? The chick-lace-yantra salad.
Chick-lace-yantra salad, protein.
I can see. This is the best cereal.
Really?
What's your favorite cereal?
I'm gonna have to go...
Okay, so me, I was more of a Frosted Flakes guy,
but Frosted Flakes, you gotta go 40% milk
instead of like filling it all the way.
Oh my God.
7-Eleven?
Did you pour milk first?
Or did you put the cereal first?
The cereal first.
Wait, your name's 7-Eleven?
Nah.
I made you a parasite, didn't I?
I know, I remember.
Wait, oh my gosh, you only 7-eleven. Yes, he does
You own 7-eleven
I was right every time
Broke you help us
You work here
Yeah, the owner is really good buddy of mine real he sent me some of my PO under cuffs on his
The one is really good buddy man shout out cap city man
Why do you why do you wish you worked at all these?
Ready let's break one maybe you start taking your diet seriously
20 preachers and you're gonna lock in and lose weight.
You know, won't shoot on you with clad.
Yeah, dude. You need to.
You got to watch that tree.
Bro, we're trying to start a business right now.
Coolay, coolay.
That's what we're about to do.
All right, let's go.
Is it right down the street?
Send the addicts.
Send the addicts.
Send the addicts.
We need to place this.
Set it up.
What's wrong?
How active is the 7-11?
Jack did?
Jack did?
Okay, man.
Hey, see, I want to hear my dough.
Oh, I can't even try hitting here everything yet.
Oh, there's nothing.
I know.
Hey, not about dough.
Not about alcohol.
Not at all, actually.
You little beard.
Maybe could get, I mean, maybe some a little tasting better?
Like a margaritas?
Don't tell me like, oh my god, you like fucking margaritas?
was your fucking modelo mother-in-law like bro look over dressed
modelo?
hat
wait wait wait wait what's that supposed to stand there?
we can do like a seat or a hard cider
where you at son?
you done out
how is that gay?
the finals? oh my god we should get some drinks for the finals
oh you probably did that when you watched basketball where you're from
you don't even know
oh they play cricket
that's my sport thing
I'm born in America, so you watch so you know basketball actually don't watch basketball
because it's not in your I'm like a big football guy
yeah
that's kind of crazy
another in the finals
football I don't watch anymore but I'm a big stealers fan
no you're not
I stopped watching because I used to get really into basketball
to get really into um fantasy football. I'm sorry. I'm not gonna scream. No, let's run a fantasy football league.
We're giving up on my high-ups. Of course we are. No, we need it. We need it. Yeah, for so long. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's my name? I don't know. You know me?
Ah, yeah. Only has to win the point. Ah, we're good.
Damn
Nice bro, well, it's great man
They call you any other names to or no, they call you other names
Call you in school. Then they call you big piggy big piggy flag flabby tits
Fat whale oink for me a lot of stuff. Hey, but they say are we locked in are you locked it all your grocery shopping here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How do we see him?
Yeah, so we're trying to move him away.
Yeah, I gotta lock in.
Oh, he takes redder though.
Yeah.
Send me the link.
No, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Too young.
Hold on, what else did you really got?
He's locked in or not?
This good, this good, okay?
Some meat, some ground beef.
Touching all of this food.
He's gonna pay for that.
It's not open.
I'll wait at least.
You're paying for every cart that you touched today?
Oh my God.
Maybe you should pay for all his food.
This guy right here is paying for the whole store.
Well, la-hee my car will decline.
My car declined to McDonald's yesterday, so he's swearing off.
Pineapple spheres.
Why is he...
Pineapple sphere.
Oh, she's asked a word to him.
He's hitting her out.
He's hitting her out.
He's hitting her out.
He's hitting her out.
Oh, it's a pineapple sear.
Oh, she's asked to work for you.
Oh, look, it's a pineapple sear.
Yeah, they're out.
They're out.
Every place is out of pineapple sears.
This guy said he knew you.
Yo, you Mullins friend?
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, so you went up to someone.
That's just so far.
You, a kid said he didn't know you.
kid said he didn't know you so you went up to someone else no I'm not jealous I
don't care
crazy they said they called you Marlin's friend I am Marlin's friend
I honestly have no idea. I don't I don't run it so
Well, we're walking in literal circles. It's okay. We're gonna find it eventually
pH 9.5
Cam I know you fuck with that water
This is pH 9.5 and it's in above. What does pH mean though?
Performance yeah
Yeah, so it has to be 9.5 or above.
How come?
Why do I have this fucking pack of sticks?
Wait, where's the Kool-Aid at?
They don't have Kool-Aid or Plain-Aid.
Wait, we already have Kool-Aid.
I-O-10.
More.
James said I-O-10.
Yeah.
There's not even any...
It says not even any...
Is it the right one, Lacey?
It's the right...
How did I know?
No one gave me address, you just said go to Aldi, so I went to the nearest Aldi's.
Wow
We have nothing do it
Oh, we need a powder broke
There's second sandwich lazy. It's all about the same one you put it back in a bag and eat more later. Hey, that's your second one
What's like what does red do it looks like what does it do exactly make you hungry or make your stomach smaller or like it makes you less hungry
I don't even know
You feel like that's killed. I can see
Well you see three and I only need two
Like honestly I could have smashed three or four of these I'm gone
Oh but now who now?
Half
One or two
So they just don't have high-dive lessons
So we drove all this way for nothing
Chad we did ask him all this way for nothing
It's a fucking waste of time go ahead spam L piggy in the chat. I know I'm L piggy. I know
Wait a minute. Excuse me, do you mind if I put out the stairs so you can't stand up?
God thank you, Lacy.
Oh, so, uh, James, who the fuck did you call?
Did we leave the food on the table?
It's...
Nobody's stealing food.
I know you would freak out if someone stole your food.
I did. No, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
Did you just, like, make, like, King of LA, Legend of Calabasas?
Like, who gives you these names?
The people. The people do.
I was talking about that, Lacy.
Yep, I told you.
I should have asked that kid when you said he knew you.
legend of Calabasas. That's what he will know he has. That's my name.
How does this shit up? Go off on the freeway.
Jack. Jack, uh...
Yes, sir!
I feel like we just got set up in stream sites.
Awesome dude.
See, he didn't even buy shit.
Littering? What did I litter?
I didn't litter anything.
Don't eat it, man. Slow, bro.
It's a trash can.
Yo, top top.
Come on, bro. We got deals to play.
I'm not sure we're on.
I'm not sure where we're on.
We got deals.
Yeah.
We got plays, huh?
Well, that's the better say.
We're gonna throw these and...
Where's the raft?
It's literally across the street.
I think it's...
Right here?
No?
It's literally right here.
Brog is jumping on the ground, we don't need that car.
Yup.
Hi, where the hell?
Wait, what's the game plan?
You think Walmart would have some?
Let's go to Walmart. Fuck it.
Walmart.
Wait, wait, wait.
He didn't even buy anything from the store.
I wish he did as well.
He's trying to kill us.
He's walking the street.
Um, no.
Okay, so he's got to get pineapple spears, guys.
Get his eye, bro.
What are you trying to steal?
Our spears.
Jason found some?
Where?
Oh, fucking hell.
No, they didn't.
No, they didn't.
No, they didn't.
No, they didn't.
No, they didn't.
Uh-oh, guys.
Where did Jason find some at?
Walmart has them for $25 at the Ralph's by your house
I'm gonna wear a silk you were at Connor. Hey, why don't you go? Hey, buddy go take down five shots and wrap a tree
But fuck you
So me the straight
The Ralph's by our house when we called they said they had none and then when you go there
They have some what the fuck is that and then the Audi has two
two miles away, ten miles away, I don't know how far this is, it literally doesn't have the only car that's in the city there.
It's okay though, there's an olive garden right here in case something happens.
I don't know, ten minutes later we're going to be sitting down and ordering.
Bro, you know Olive Garden has this crazy deal, it's all you can eat soup, all you can eat soup.
Yeah bro, I don't know how you describe it.
All you can eat is soup?
What's five below? Is that close?
Yeah, it's like anything that's five dollars and below.
Since I got a sign, we have to go to the green left.
Hey! The fuck?
It's a bomb!
Hello!
What?
Oh my god, wait, I...
Wait, sprouts!
Okay, we have three...
Wait, where's Ralph's? Right here.
No, that's Ross.
No, it's Sprouts and Ralfs.
All right, so we have three options here.
We have Walmart, Sprouts, and Ralfs.
Surely one of them has Pineapple Spheres, right?
Guys, are we getting followed by that guy?
Must be the wrong place.
He must be mudded.
What? There's no Ralphs!
I need fucking lie!
Here's your random stuff there.
What are you driving with the Calabasas legend right now?
See the legend of Calabas if you don't know me about it, bro
And Connor keeps doubting me
Yeah
Am I gonna hit that pole?
Oh, yeah
Are you sure?
Oh my god, I'm just gonna get in the cushion
No, I think I actually got a concussion from that. I've warned you guys. Oh good. You'll see something if I'm going
Actually, you can't do that. You said on camera that I'm not liable for any injuries. Don't worry
I actually just said you can touch me. That's all I ever said.
That's all I ever said.
I'm just gonna...
Your scruff is not gonna hold up in the court of law, trust me.
Mr. Balde-Steam will...
Oh, I'll get ya.
What's your lawyer's last name?
Balde-Steam.
Oh, shit.
Dude, we're gonna send him out over here in money.
Yep.
Fuck, Balde-Steam?
Yeah, bro.
Woo!
Tacos!
Tacos!
I'm not a winner, god.
You know what, it's like something like this, isn't it?
That means I suck my dick, honey.
What does not that guy suck my dick? No, but you said why did you just say that word?
There's no way Walmart has spears
How about I mean if you want you guys drop me off at the front I'll just ask them I'll ask someone that works there
Wait, why don't you just look also on like the Google?
Well, I'm streaming after reading my channel.
Too poppin' me, there ya go.
Okay.
I'm streaming.
Walmart?
At least you think you're all that, but in reality, you're nothing.
What the fuck?
Fuck you, buddy.
I see your house.
Where are we going?
Yeah, Walmart has two types.
Let's go to Walmart.
On God, they do?
Yes.
I don't know if it's this Walmart, but it shows better than nothing, bro.
Like, it shows a Walmart.
What is a Glendora?
They're just parking over here.
Dude, I can't believe that girl was in high school.
The girl's still thinking about her.
Yeah, why are you still thinking about her?
I'm walking in my Timberland boots.
Alright.
Alright.
So watch out!
There is a second place.
They don't have any pineapple spears.
We go to the grocery section and we get pineapples and cut them up ourselves.
Oh God.
If there's a will, there's a way, Lacey.
I'm actually annoyed because we called Ralph, they said they were out, and now Jason and
Silky-
They're at the admin there, yeah?
Jason and Silky took our fucking idea, they took our stream idea and they're making the
Pineapple Spears, are you making them? Yes, where did they find them at? Did they find them?
How you doing man?
Check they're already eating them. No, they found the pineapples and took them.
They did it.
Yeah, Jason got the last three containers that Ralph's had.
I hate that.
We didn't come to this one.
Making pineapple gushers.
Why's it called gushers?
It's the one we're locating for the last time, but like,
that's still being loaded.
We got kids out here?
No, they can't have us.
Well, that's still being loaded.
OK.
They're really normal.
Yeah, and there might be new workers today.
Like, that guy's definitely security.
I don't know.
Look at them closer to the corner.
I used my big body to block the camera.
We're not filming, everybody.
I hate to be the guys that mess with us.
OK.
You got that right.
Lacey, you actually got the best fit on that of everybody. Appreciate you, man.
You're a Fitztrap. Who had no swag?
Yo, you like chees-
No, you have zero swag.
I got my chain ripped off in my shirt.
That person just hit up 12 on the phone.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Chains
They've changed right here wait actually how much is that change because I actually broke his chain how much was it color?
Well, it's real. I got it when I was
Your mom brought it from Iraq. No, I lied. I just wanted to see if you guys were the type to be racist
I don't know. What about my picture? I am sure I don't want this shit. It's real. I chain it has
Meaning to it. What's the meaning? I got it for my family for my birthday. Oh, damn. Your mom did bring it from Iraq
Yes on a boat
No, on a plane, okay?
Did you make a flag?
How do you travel?
Did you make a plane?
Well, you're making it seem like it was like a struggle to get to them.
Motherfucker, they just took a plane and came here.
Oh, I thought you said they thought you came here.
Yeah, we rode a boat and then rode a camel here too,
and then we hopped on a freaking RV.
Wait, so your mom just took a plane here?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, it was actually kind of hard to get out of there.
Was there a layover?
No.
It was just driving.
So it didn't involve a boat?
No, there was no boat.
We got to America.
I
Think
We got to move though because we pressed for assistance on it
Don't give any more call to get someone's number again
All right, ready we're not filming we're not live we're filming a YouTube video
It's good YouTube welcome back to another video today we are going to be stealing every item in Walmart
I don't think this is a super center.
All right, so here's the thing, in about 30 seconds there's going to be a kid with a great hoodie.
Can't tell what the word said on it, but he's been following me since I came in.
He's either going to jump me or ask for a picture, not sure which one it is.
Watch, he's going to turn and make a left any second now.
Let me know, sir.
All right, this is hard to play.
He's po-camping right now.
Is he po-camping?
It's good, bro.
Oh, what's up, bro? How you doing?
Good, how are you, bro?
Killing man.
Is that Chad? He's streaming, bro.
Yes, sir.
It's good, Chad.
How you doing, bro? Nice to meet you.
I'm doing good brother. Excuse me
Off pretty good question
Even if you have like a whole pallet in the back, I'll dead-ass buy the whole pallet
Yeah, let me check it because I know sometimes you guys got some stuff stuck in the back
That's not in the front
No, that's just only a line, bro
Wait so you can only order pineapples online?
I suppose we don't have it here, it's online right here, sugar here online.
Oh they did have some online, okay.
I appreciate your help, thank you.
Nice to meet you man.
Oh my god.
Someone texted me saying Target has pineapple spears.
Okay told.
Nowhere has pineapple spears.
We're spending the whole day looking for a fucking ghost.
It's a ghost story. It's a ghost story. Chad, nowhere has pineapple spears.
Spiderman!
We gotta get these plates for the crate.
Those are so cool.
What the hell?
I got some money in the mail, but what am I gonna do?
I'm gonna ask my ass to you, bitch.
Muddy, I just talked to a worker and they only have him online.
So they only sell them online?
So you can order them to your house.
They only buy fresh fruit online.
I didn't even know you could-
Should we do the opposite?
It was on Prime, they might come by tonight.
We're gonna have to what are we gonna how we're gonna stall for six hours even if I have problem
We try
No, Ralph's we just take it from Jason. So if we go in Ralph's and we walk in the back
Me and Cam walked in the back yesterday and and got to a worker and there was a pallet
But it was stuck at the bottom so we couldn't get it
We walk in the back right in Ralph's right into the back right to the manager of the the stocking section and we'll get
We'll do they have to have some I don't believe you came is that true?
I put a whip cam, we walk down the back, all for it, walk right to the back, right to the resources.
Chad, you guys think this slip hits? Victor Rumbanyama, over 40.5, 0.3 pounds of sis, and Spurs Moneyline.
40?
40, everything, 0.3 pounds of sis, everything.
So if he drops 20, 25, 10, and 5, it hits.
How are we going to sell these, what are we going to do?
Are we going to sell these?
That's why we priced them for $100.
They're so hard to get.
They're hard as hell to get, bro.
Wait, didn't we charge them $300?
Yeah, they say it was $300.
Oh yeah, so what's the price we're charging public people?
What happened?
We're here.
We're here.
We're here.
public people
All right two ropes we go fellas
Oh my god.
Alright guys, let's all just crack a walk over to Ralph's. Here you want to drive.
My mud in the wrong part right there.
No, let's drive, let's drive, let's drive.
It's like, it's so hot out.
So what do we do if Ralph doesn't have it? We just get pineapples?
Yeah, Ralph's got pineapples that come in chunks.
Chunks?
Bro, we could make it however we like, bro.
Okay, what kind of be better?
It'll be better for the LL. Yeah, yeah, we can do it the other way. Hey, that's we could do it like that
Yes, we can yeah, 100% what was what's problem your figure on interview or anything about because like you can't put it like
Point of it is like putting the whole pineapple
I'm not the best teacher guys. Oh, you actually did really good
No, I'm not.
He came out.
It's his muffy.
He just came out.
I'm talking about pineapples.
OK.
Why would we keep mocking his truck?
No, no.
Silky and Jason already got the pineapple spears.
Yo, that's because.
This is the one that has seven in stock.
Brother, that's because they jacked our swag.
Jason had nothing but Baylash.
Then he saw us make a pineapple spear.
So what did he do?
He decided to go to the store and steal it from us.
Oh my god, don't be lazy.
What?
James just texted me the one that has seven in stock.
How far is it, bro?
10 minute.
Oh, should we try?
Dude, while I open up Jason's stream and Silky and I
are buying chicken.
Wait, they're not even doing the pineapple thing.
They're buying chicken and kool-aid.
Yeah, I literally opened the stream.
Silky has chicken in his hand.
I'm not even kidding.
They're buying chicken and kool-aid?
That sounds so good.
What the fuck?
Is that a new method, chicken and kool-aid?
We never had a little fried chicken Kool-Aid hits.
Oh God, it does too.
Like I'll put that on the whole track to light.
They're dipping the chicken in the Kool-Aid.
What the fuck?
Jason got Jolly Ranchers and Yard Clusters for his Pineapple Spears.
Oh this shit's gonna taste like ass man.
Wait where do you park?
Okay just right here.
Up there?
This doesn't count as a garb we can go on.
Wait so am I supposed to park up there and here?
We can just park on a sidewalk.
No.
But if we get towed I won't need your help.
Yeah.
Okay let's just go here.
I don't want to tow this big blue.
Big brrr.
My question for the chat is, would you guys fuck me if I were a girl?
Only one way to find out.
Let's go.
Hello man, how you doing?
Okay.
What?
I'm not giving away no more sandwiches to you.
Oh, she didn't even hear you Lacey.
Would you like to have extra cheap play sandwiches?
sandwiches? Would you like a Chick-fil-A sandwich man? Oh, yeah? We got you. We bought a lot
of Chick-fil-A sandwiches. Yeah, we got you. We'll get you one.
I'm from Camilla. You look...oh, I know who you are. Who?
My name is, um...Lot of Tom Hanks, just a...
Uh, Michael B. Jordan. Who's that? I get compared to him a lot. Michael B. Jordan is his name.
No, not Michael Jordan. He's a comedian. Michael B. Jordan.
There you go. We got Chick-fil-A sandwich, some sauce, and a water.
Here you are. Here's the sauce. Here's the water. And here's your straw.
Epic out.
Is there any groceries you need, ma'am?
I'm on a diet. You know, if there's Christ in there.
Right now, I'm going to be contacting Harvey Levin.
This is something that's really where you can see.
You can never let yourself get so low.
Like my chief under-truth wife right now.
You let yourself, your optics, everything right now
because you're young when I'm 17, 18.
22? 22? I'm 24.
At least 25.
The world is all optics.
It's all optics. Everything is optics.
I went over it today.
Yeah, oh no, we're not
So you know there's no groceries we could grab you while we're in there nothing you want
What's your favorite kind?
A lot of caffeine.
Alright, rain.
Celsius?
We'll do that for you.
Oh, no, he's foolish.
No, it's time to start, David.
He's Muslim.
I know.
Catholic? Oh, I'm Catholic.
I'm not Muslim.
I'm not Muslim.
I'm not Muslim.
I'm not Muslim.
I'm not Muslim, I'm Christian.
Are you Jewish? Nice Jewish boy.
Nice Jewish boy. Yeah, what's going on?
You said you're a nice Jewish boy half.
When you guys said I'm Muslim.
Should we get a cart?
No.
Okay, pine apple spears, please.
See, it's right here.
I see the normal pineapple.
This is our backup plate.
This is our backup plate right here.
Oh, that's not even bad.
I know, this is our backup plate.
Oh, it's pineapple juice.
That's it.
No, ain't jars.
No, we don't need pineapple juice.
All you need is coconut water and sugar.
Have the sugar.
And that's...
I swear to God, I swear to God.
That's how I made that...
I was the only time I've been seen through
So they dead asses don't have pineapples anywhere?
Cause now I'm dead ass about a spass for the bro
I'm grabbing my piece right now, dead ass
Oh my god, bro
Look
I'm grabbing my whole piece with both my hands right now, drippin'
Now shit's grippin' down my leg
I like to play on God or anything, I love it
Yo
Tell me how, right when we're trying to get some pineapples in this bitch
All of a sudden every place hold out
All of a sudden, you know if they have pineapple spheres here
We actually had some free made ones if you want to buy some of us
We already have three that we've already made we're selling them for around a hundred and fifty dollars
Yes
Like gold literally like your eyes will light up you'll like another like an extra light
Hey, you wanna see a video from actually eating?
That's all I'm gonna say.
This was some actually trying it right now.
Let me see it.
Oh, he ain't even stopping.
That was me trying one right there.
What kind of flavor is it?
That was tropical fire.
That's TP right there, TP.
Oh, he ain't even stopping.
He ain't even stopping.
He drinking that shit.
He ain't even stopping.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That been tough.
That been tough.
That been tough.
That been tough.
That been tough.
So that's a
We just found them over there they were they were in I owe 14 we just saw them over there
We left them because we need to go get a car because we're weak we can't get a 14 I'll 14
We gotta get them before she gets
Tell her a fake I only buy the whole stock out
Listen, she's clearly, she's like a single mother, right, she had two kids.
So now we buy the pineapples and we charge her triple.
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like when you do real estate, you buy, you buy
a whole condo and you hire the rent on the single mothers and fathers to tell me.
Yeah.
And then we'll be like, your kids look thirsty and hungry.
You're like, look at them.
Really?
You're not going to buy them for your kids?
Exactly.
And then?
Hello.
Hello. Do you have, uh, pineapple spears by any chance?
Pineapple spears, like a jar of them?
The whole thing is empty, look at that.
No, they're right here.
What do you mean it's a cavity jar?
It's right here.
Yeah, it's right here, they put them, they stocked them up.
What if we made kiwi spears?
What happened?
It's actually aisle 14?
It's aisle 14!
Oh no, oh no, how did I do that, oh my god.
There is none here.
Oh, there's none here.
Cuz we just got we couldn't find a car so now we were coming back
We'll look for you if we find some we got you
Right here they usually right here
Okay, okay, you ever done peaches?
Let's go in the back.
You ever done peaches?
Those ones.
The oranges.
That's the same jar as the other ones.
Wait, why don't we be the first to make an orange?
Oh, cool.
We have these.
Oh, let's go in the back.
Yeah.
But yeah, let's go in the back.
Let's just go in the back.
What do you mean let's go in the back?
This is why you...
Let's go in the back.
Come on.
We're just gonna walk in the back.
Yeah.
You move back, you own it, you own it.
We're gonna repeat this and not be better than pineapples.
Pineapples have better absorption. You know that.
Oh that's the best.
I can choose every.
Wait that says associates only.
We're associated with them because we've five of them ourselves, correct?
Oh I'll let them go away. May I reach you out here?
We'll let them know if anyone's coming.
Yeah I'll be- I'll be- I'll be looking.
I'll be looking. I'll be looking. I'll be looking.
What's the call if we see someone?
Um, uh, guys, you don't like salad.
Salad?
Salad.
I'm never here to say shit.
OK.
That's actually a shit.
Go on.
Wait a minute.
How 14 is one?
Ooh.
I'll show you more.
I'll yell goldfish.
OK.
Salad.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, can I show you the bathroom?
I'll walk over there. The bathroom is over there.
Yeah, sure.
Alright, we'll let them go to the bathroom.
Yo, that watermelon juice dead looks good.
Did I get some watermelon juice?
What else do they got?
M&Ms.
Goldfish!
How's the bathroom?
Uh, so I'm not taking that shit right now.
Oh, he's back?
Yeah, he's in the bathroom.
I've never done anything out of that before.
My heart's fucking pounding.
Oh my God.
Oh, it's just acting.
I'm not gonna do anything.
I'm not gonna do anything.
I'm not gonna do anything.
I'm not gonna do anything.
I'm not gonna do anything.
I'm not gonna do anything.
Oh, let's just ask the workers that were at the pineapple section who told us I'll 14 you go on the back
You're gonna do yeah
Hey, no, let me do the talking you work here by chance. Oh
I like the shirt make loving
Listen, I have an idea. So sometimes I have this way of talking to people and they're a little more compliant with what I'm asking
So like no one else should ask only you just let me just let me do the talking efforts. Okay to the worker
Yeah, I'll just know we only have one shot to get this.
We've been at four stores and Soki and Jason already have made them.
They're already making them right now and they're still in our clients.
Okay.
Here we go.
We're going to go.
The panel is starting around.
Oh, it's down here, down here, down here.
Are you ready, Ponto?
Yeah.
What's your special way?
Wait, is it like nice? Do you talk nice to them?
Excuse me?
I thought he was on port scene, but we can't be out the moment.
Don't worry about it. We're just wondering.
So we heard that sometimes there's like a whole fresh pallet in the back.
I'll get the wheelchair.
If there is, we'll literally buy the entire pallet if you could just check to see if there's one in the back because it is out in the aisle.
So, uh, let me get your daddy, you can't check for us?
I'll check right now.
What did you call him?
He's going back now, look at it, it worked.
He's smart. I'm on my smile. Come on
Yo, I don't know if it's a hot take I genuinely think it'll be better with peaches. I don't know why I'm down to try
I mean why don't we just buy it and then buy what he's gonna give us here?
We have to get the grandma sosias
And I think that's the last thing she needs to do
We should just go out there with the water and like
P.D.A. life.
Bro, socials again.
Bro, the thing is when a woman asks for something,
you give it to her, no matter what it is.
Oh my god, pineapple chunks.
Wait, wait, why don't we do a watermelon one?
That's what I'm thinking.
Imagine a watermelon soaks up the Kool-Aid?
No, watermelon already is going to taste frizer.
You don't like the watermelon taste watermelon?
Yeah, but it's going to be so much,
it's going to be too sobbing wet.
It's going to be too sobbing wet, bro.
You don't like taste watermelon?
Yeah, it's good, but not with stuff,
like not absorbing shit.
This has more viscosity, bro.
What is viscosity, man?
How slow something falls.
B-I-S-K-O-S-I-2-R.
I really did all this for one thing.
Yo, my hand's getting it.
But he said he has one in the bag?
Only one.
He said he has one in the back.
That's all I need.
Do we just wait here?
Do you guys like how I'm wearing my pants?
I'm sagging.
I'm sagging.
I'm sagging.
We can't bring it in.
Wait, do you want to see my spider bite?
It's a spider bite.
I'm not on the floor, bro.
Wait, you got a bite?
Where?
A bad bite.
Wait, come back here so no one else can see.
Wait, did you get it?
What's that on your knee?
My knee?
That's it.
Wait, that was real.
Hey, what's up, cousin?
Hey, how you doing, man?
Okay.
Hey, what's up, dude?
Nice to meet you.
You want to say hi to Raw Dog Moon?
Okay.
Hey.
Hey.
Do you know who I am?
Yeah, I know you are. You're further breaking the Lacey.
You're further breaking the Lacey.
What's up, buddy?
I'm going to say something to you guys.
Oh, that's breathing.
Hey, what's up? Yeah. How's it going?
What's good, bro? How's it going?
Sorry.
Well, breathing is the worst law that I've known.
Alright, bro.
Alright, bro.
W-clock.
Damn, you know I'm realizing right now, Braden.
Oh, here.
Oh!
You know how that guy asked you about Lana?
Like, he could have had Lena as his woman,
but she wanted that Clive instead.
Me and she don't even, too.
Y'all are fucking retarded.
I did her stream with my friend, bro,
and the content made me look crazy, so I just...
Why did it make you look crazy?
Hey, grandma likes...
Pete Phibes?
I
Honestly, we've heard I play somewhere to be probably gotta be quick
She looks like a busy woman
Wish you get a daze
Check their one
Hype is hell brother. She's gonna be on the floor throwing up, bro blue liquid
Yes, I know buzz ball not get granny a buzz ball
Bro, she's gonna jack it. Hey
Well, anything she could resell this as a easy $20 come up everyone's spending yes to buy her a buzz ball
She was suing up a teeth whitening company because they they ruined her teeth
What the fuck dude yo, I'm staying here to do this we give Mr. Pineapple spear or no
Maybe they don't have one in the back
His manager to kick us up
Get granny a buzz ball and a cut water idiots we left the foldy good container we have in the freezer
It's gonna be frozen yeah, oh
My
Put in the fridge probably
Is it James there? Oh, James there?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you need swapping to the first ace that
Why 2x here you're late to your prayer session we're seeing buzz ball buzz ball in the pineapple
Yeah, I was thinking that I'll honestly broke fuck. Hey at this point at this point
James, could you take our Q-tip or our Pineapple's out the freezer right now?
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ready, you're going to get it.
8 out of 10.
Nice to meet you guys.
You guys want to take a mirror now?
What is all this all about?
Oh my god.
Ooh.
Got me a bunch of that, huh?
Huh?
I'm a bunch of what?
Yo, we need containers and we need coconut water, Lacey.
How are we going to make them?
We got water?
Yeah, it's a finding.
We have sugar, coconut water, and we need containers to put them in.
Alright, well, uh, I don't know where that stuff is at.
We got to leave. We're getting kicked out.
I mean, we could just flex, but I don't know what we're going to make.
Okay, wait, how about this?
If we see here install
Should we go try to get containers real quick
Wait, we need coconut water?
Yeah, who said that to you?
Oh, what do you need?
Bottled juice?
Connor, we need coconut water in containers.
Excuse me.
Can you do what I don't have in containers, would you?
Yes.
I have it.
Okay.
I have it, I have it, I have it.
Yeah, I was fine.
Do I need to go in for a real quick?
You want me to stay here?
No, you come with me.
You want me to come in?
You see me need a can opener?
Oh my god.
I have an idea.
I have an idea.
Uh, not finished yet, not finished yet, not finished yet.
Okay, and then we need we need containers, which I what am I waiting on Connor to get?
What kind of containers?
Oh, we're not gonna...
Okay.
Oh, no, I can't hold it up.
Something goes wrong.
She said containers are five way down.
You okay?
Yeah.
Is this enough coconut water?
Yeah, you have that one.
What do you mean I am standing everything you think I'm stealing help
I'm not stealing anything I promise Kathy
Security cams, huh?
Go ahead.
I'll keep it a buggy because you're a fake, bro.
Someone likes me the only thing you can do twice about an Oscar.
Oh my gosh, I'm trying to steal an ankle here.
You like the ruzzballs?
I'm ready for going to school.
Oh, buggy's a tater.
Oh, we need bags, guys.
Right here, right here.
I'm going to freak out.
Two eggs.
Chad, why did everybody say coconut water?
Wait, Max made a song called Coconut Water?
No, I'm sorry.
You know, like the dance he did?
Oh, this?
Yeah.
How do you go to the other end?
Hot.
Yeah.
You need nason jars?
They don't need nason jars, they contain words.
Okay, but...
The first person to do six, seven with buzz balls.
Hey, where's the Celsius? We gotta give you greenie.
We've got to get out.
What do greenie left?
What?
You're a ruffian.
No, but I'm Rod Dogman, sir.
What's your name?
I'm Rod Dogman.
What's your name?
You're Rod Dogman?
You're Rod McLoone.
Wait, are you Muslim?
You Muslim?
Oh!
Wait, what?
Wait, are you a madder daddy?
Maybe.
Are you a madder daddy?
I'm not talking about it, though.
Oh!
You're playing.
You're a madder daddy.
No thanks.
Sir, we're going to give you $20 to check it out.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Sir, we're going to give you $20 to chug one of those.
It's against my religion.
Oh, what's your religion?
I can't tell you.
Oh, um, Scientology.
Incorrect.
What was that?
Buzz ball.
A buzz ball?
Yeah, it's a ball to get you buzzed.
What's your CLA?
For lunch one day, you know, they have those really cool machines and you look through
a glass.
One of them, and then you have to put money in, and the food comes out.
Get your mind out of it.
Wait, so you found a venture where you put the money and then something comes out the bottom?
Oh, yeah.
Why are your fingers blue? Are you painting?
Sir, before we go, if you can give us a life advice, you can tell us one more thing.
We're probably never going to see you again.
Sure, I can do that.
There is a heaven, there is a hell, and there is a hurry.
What's a hurry?
It's an expression meaning the time could be any time. Do you know what this says?
That says, not all.
I said, boy, rules need.
The first two letters are words are you are you SAVED you're smart you have red
air I'm sweet same oh you know Jesus Christ as a personal savior it's not a
religion do you follow him a lot of people know yeah follow tell you what
I'm gonna do every Sunday on Oxford yeah there's a church there called New Life
you mentioned my name Robinson you get a free coffee and don't wow you don't
mention my name Robinson you get two coffees and two doughnuts
Okay, you have a good one man, you have a good one sir.
You too.
Oh.
Free donut doesn't sound like a bad shot at all.
Wait a minute, is the raw dog doing it also?
Yeah.
Oh she's waiting right by the car.
Oh shit, she's posted out.
Oh my god.
She knows.
She's stealing all the food.
Oh shit, but she's stealing all the food.
She stole your food.
She did she oh my gosh, you did
Hi granny, how's it going?
I got something better than a Celsius
A BURSBALL
You don't want that right?
You're not going to want to drink that.
That's a good one.
Or this one.
Here's a Celsius.
Oh, okay.
He's got 500 milligrams of caffeine.
They got extra caffeine in them.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Good deal.
A documentary.
We're filming a documentary.
documentary. These are food reviewer and we're trying to help them. It's like they're like a gay couple.
Alright.
Sirens.
Here's what I'm doing.
This is what's happening.
Wait for her to leave.
These people are crazy.
I'm surrounded by...
He's his girlfriend's wife.
I was recording.
I didn't give her shit.
No, I hate people.
He's girlfriend's wife.
All right.
It's not, it's true, I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm talking about you.
I've got a lot of...
In my, in our lives,
my husband died in that house, you know.
I'm so sorry, dear, dear.
What are you doing?
What did she do?
They're crazy.
We got an iPhone.
I
Forget iPhone
upstairs, go to computers, they're working on a magazine and when you enter, you're no longer patient, you're a possibility.
Especially younger people.
Well, I was trying to be straight.
In Ohio, and I went to study in the English language, 19-year-old boy with a crush.
It was Christian radio, they told me, real stuff.
Okay, the parents came to visit him and they said, well, he was sitting up laughing, and they went home happy,
happy and they came back the next morning and he had been heart-sick and heart-sick
and I was like, what does that mean, heart-sick?
They cut out his liver as hard as they can and the doctors in the hospital are so, everybody
in the hospital had dollars on it, they were consumed by money, which is weird, look at
out here gutting it out because I have to go to the washroom. I'm in big trouble.
I think she's gone. She's gone.
I think she's hiding behind that car right there.
But you want us to go pressurizing?
I want you guys to be in a movie.
Five.
Wait, so what are you, what, you know what?
By the way, I'm under, they're trying to take me as a 50x50.
With, I was over there with 25 metatics.
Oh, okay.
With everything.
Yes, it's another.
I'm setting fires to them, whatever.
I'm sleeping outside, but the point is,
the point is they're not after them.
They're not leaving, if I said they'd see them.
And then one guy that actually had been a 50x50,
apparently told me, yeah, but they don't want people.
They can do it to you.
Who's your lawyer?
Do you have a lawyer?
I went to see one today, but he was...
He has one named Baldwin, who could maybe help.
What type of...
Baldstein is his name.
Baldstein is a lawyer. He's his lawyer.
That's his name.
Baldstein.
Baldstein, yeah.
He's Jewish.
Good. I'm on to Jewish lawyer.
I know!
Why do I scare you?
I scare you!
I'm getting Jewish lawyers.
I start shaking.
I'm sorry.
No, you're okay.
I can't open my mouth, but beautiful face.
Oh, thank you, boys.
Where's the point?
I know, and I think I might have seen an angel because my heart is pure.
My heart loves everything.
I would say no problems.
Except that one girl.
How many Celsius have you had today?
I see like Kaila made her MTK.
No, it's scale.
This was a good one.
We had a lot of blood for the trial.
So I don't eat meat, so it has to be 12.
And the good kind of meat.
Vegetarian?
Did you eat your sandwich?
I'm trying to in between people.
So what they'll do, I'm glad you guys are so smart.
She's back.
Yeah, she's right there.
Get in.
What happened?
Oh, nothing.
You know what you're talking about before, you know what you're talking about?
Have a good day.
Have a fabulous day.
I am having fabulous days.
You have to stand on your line.
I'm sorry.
What?
What are you doing?
He's on steroids.
Yeah, he's still talking to his ex.
Whatever.
But they're chasing me literally like in a...
What are you doing? You're laughing. This is very serious.
I mean, it's beyond serious.
It's a brand new paradigm.
It's a brand new paradigm.
No, they're not.
The dude's only came from laughing at shit.
Serious business.
Thank you.
It doesn't matter because I'm going to call Harvey Levin.
Who's Harvey?
I don't know.
It's on TV.
Harvey Dent?
This is what they can do to anyone.
And the lawyer called and wanted to get me a shelter.
A shelter is what you don't want these people.
What I've figured out in my tiny mind is they're contracting normal people's color, like where's Waldo?
They're just dumber than rocks, and they're following their cars and it's not in show.
There's nothing funny about this, and the guy chased me with blue gloves if the other guy hadn't told me.
The guy that was a little bit...
He went 5150 because he's...
Whatever, he said they come after you with blue gloves.
Yeah, you know that?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he chased me.
He actually used to work for them back in a year ago.
He used to wear blue gloves.
He used to wear, he used to work for them.
I worked at a science laboratory, not blue gloves like that.
All the game for the instrument, like that.
It was much funny, you know.
I mean, I'd rather die than keep driving.
There's something wrong with them.
There's so many of them.
Yeah.
They're all weird and dumb, and they're in cars,
When they honk at each other, when they leave, I got all their rice and sprigs.
And if you can't help, you can't help.
I know you're going to be stressed.
This is all done.
Yeah.
Now, now, it's really bad because society, when I, back when we were hippies, people were normal.
They weren't stealing.
My husband always smoked marijuana.
It was a normal jail.
Now it's all crazy.
Yeah.
Well, I'm not a bachelor.
One more chicken sandwich for you to bite.
Why you got so many chicken sandwiches?
Oh, I should be getting one.
Um, he ordered ten, he was hungry.
Yeah, I don't know why he ordered so much.
Okay, so, in man.
Got another one right here if you want it.
Well at least you have more tap taps.
Nice and warm.
William, give me one of your unreleased ones.
What about you?
Can I have more?
Oh, we can get more, it's okay.
The camera men don't eat when you're on the job.
We don't eat it.
No, seriously, what does it say?
Are you sure you don't want a buzz ball?
No.
I don't know what's in there.
I don't know what's in there.
I don't know what's in there.
I don't know.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
Wait, are you vegetarian?
I was.
And when you're vegetarian, what I found out is when you don't eat enough sauce.
Wait, that's chicken though.
Yeah, I eat chicken and I just don't eat a lot of red meat.
Oh, red meat.
Oh, you're pescetaria.
Where's the jail?
The president's here.
He's Muslim.
Oh, he's fat.
Why can't you eat a lot of chicken, man?
Seriously, this is life or death, they're chasing me, I guess they go home at six and they come...
I wouldn't like somebody because you're so young.
But they're going home at two minutes then, it's almost six.
No, it's just that they're still...
But I'm like on my phone still with the boys because I don't even know if I'm trying to go home.
If you could find out what this is for at home, okay, but save some money for the escape.
I don't think you're crazy about it. I think you're beautiful.
I'm very analytical and I've been through hell.
Well, we'll look into it.
Seriously, if you help me, I'll pay you money.
Do you have Amazon Prime?
I have not.
He said he'll pay you money for us to leave.
I know, but look at how funny you are.
Couldn't you do, like, please figure out,
and I'll meet you somewhere tomorrow if I survive.
Because all my friends have deserted me,
My good friend, Miko, is half Jewish, I knew it.
Oh, you know him.
You know Miko?
Yeah, yeah, I know Miko.
No.
Miko.
He's flippant.
He's flippant.
You wouldn't know.
The point is, I think that's it.
The point is, I need help just because it's so bad it
should be with Miko.
I'm just, I don't want it to be, I want to survive this.
And I told him to drive me out of state, and he said,
this is very bad that they can fit 400,000.
My daughter was beaten in foster homes.
And that's one day.
And then they cut, I cut off a lock of ensign's hair
when he passed away in the hospital.
And they were going, they didn't like it.
And I go, maybe it's over the hair.
Maybe they drugged him to make him die
because they did say, what, what,
did you make funeral plans like that?
I don't know what's happening.
All I know is that they're chasing me like I'm a killer.
I'm going to be on...
There's a guy inside named Rod Dogg.
We just talked to him.
And he was like spreading his voice and thoughts.
And you talked to him when he comes out.
He has a lot of good things to say.
It's Tong Tong.
He's a triple T, Tong Tong Tong telephone.
Tong Tong Tong telephone.
Tong Tong Tong telephone.
What?
The one that we were supposed to be in?
Yeah.
We're on our way back now. Yeah, all right. We'll be there soon
Bye
No, our friend said he needs us to come home. That's all
Yeah, our friend's name is tongue tongue tongue triple T
Yo triple T oh shit we gotta go
No.
We gotta go.
We gotta go around for the landing.
Wait, I didn't-
No, no, no, no, no!
No!
This has been going on for eight weeks.
It's like, they think, huh?
I get, all I do is go on my sister's kids.
Wait, hold on, I'm just gonna call my friend
Don Toliver real quick.
He might touch up.
Go, Don!
I don't think that's on it's on solid. Yo, hey, yo big D. You said you needed us back
right now.
It's 51 50. Is there anything we could help?
chicken sandwich. All right, we got to bring him a chicken sandwich. All right, good luck.
We're going to look for the protocol. Let you know. No, because I think the
protocols, they got to call us cops. They handcuffed you. But this is what the guy told me.
He was a cuckoo. And they handcuffed you. A friend's friend. They told me I had no clue.
That's what they found. Then they got the blue clubs and then they take you away
I don't take drugs, and also, the scary part of it is doing that with no reason, but I
would tell them, I was going to do a lawsuit.
You don't understand.
We have more water too.
You want water?
I know.
It's not like I met a woman who literally...
Let's see.
God bless you.
God bless you.
All right.
What are you doing?
I got a door.
You guys help her with the problem?
Oh, I don't really mind.
Oh, I know the cutscene.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
The cutscene.
No.
Wait, get that for the cutscene.
I don't really want that cutscene.
What's that, Twin?
Wait, she needs help.
She needs help or something?
God, thank you, bro.
I don't think you're back up bro she's in my
oh let's see go look you're mad you're mad we got now okay crank it crank it to
the turn turn up yeah you're good now go straight you go straight make it
straight it all right well
No, no, it's serious.
I had to run out in traffic, the guy was running after me with blue gloves.
There's thousands of nuts here starting fires, butt f-ing each other, everything under the sun.
They are flying.
Two guys, uh, Lacey and Brayden, they like to do that.
They're fine, man.
Oh, they're starting to fire, and this guy's over there, and I mean, but me?
Me?
I'm ravaged by this whole homestay.
Hope you have a great a great night
We gotta go now. I hope you enjoy the sandwiches and the drinks. Are you playing a ring phone sound on Spotify?
Good one
We're just trying to call John Ford. Oh my gosh, she's screaming
Who's she talking to right now?
She got happy when we said our boy was Jewish.
She said she was a Jewish boy.
They were shaking when they already was Jewish.
I kept trying to end the conversation.
Oh no, I went the wrong way.
I kept trying to end the conversation, but she just kept going.
I mean, you just like, I don't know what else you could do in that situation.
Sink a leg, son.
That's literally unskippable.
Wait, so we still didn't get any pineapple spheres?
No.
Is that like common in LA?
Like people like, like gut scenes like that?
Yes.
Did it fucking crash?
Oh!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What was that?
You were recording us?
The guy in the bag was smiling.
Recording us?
Yeah, for what?
I don't know.
They got a good job, bro.
Thank you for your service!
Oh, we should use 7-Wheel and watch the, uh, fire truck.
Where we what?
It's just like we were being fired for a day.
Yo, dude, LA's getting lit on the fire.
Yo, LA's gonna stop that fucking Chick-fil-A when there's a house on fire down the block.
Yeah, yeah.
Hold it!
Hold it!
You can't even do this.
Yes!
Yes!
Yeah!
That's like a Ford.
Interesting car to tune.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
What the fuck was that thing?
What's up, my water, you're sick of a different world right now, you know?
Do you give me that? Give me that?
60 miles away, it's completely different.
What do you think, Granny, you sick of that at us or no?
Yeah, where I live in is in New Zealand.
Like the Swedish.
I'll tell you.
Swedish? No.
What, the Swedish shit?
No, they have to know.
No, I do, I'm in the wilderness.
I'm trying to get my attention.
I'm trying to get my attention.
Yeah, that's right.
The Swedish shit.
Yo, yo, Connor, I'ma play you a shit for you, bro.
Hey, put on some food!
Listen, I know it didn't work out with Lita, bro!
What happens, man?
Oh, can you see?
Oh, close this to heaven!
Oh, my fucking son!
Oh, come here!
I'm in the home right now!
No, I could taste this in some way
No, I could breathe this tonight
In some way
My friend has diabetes
What the fuck is this?
I'm a mother
Who's the mother?
I'm a father
And I'm from the same family
And I'm not a mother
I have no idea what this is.
I have no idea what this is.
I have no idea what this is.
I can't buy death, you bastard!
I can't buy a house, I can't buy a house, my friend!
I can't buy...
What is that?
That's Connor's song.
Yo, Lacey, I'll be wrapping fucking tree tomorrow.
Yo, I didn't put the song on, dickhead!
No, Connor played that.
He took the phone, I had to play a song, he played that.
Wait, is it bad if I try to cut all the traffic?
No, dude, just punch it. You're gonna...
Wait, who's gonna stop it?
Give him battery!
I
Know that's cool
I'm outie I kind of want to get it out of you just like that guys
You ice cream sounds good right now back
We actually just spent the last four hours
Searching for pineapple spears, and we had just random NPC interactors
That's just seven pineapple spears if y'all want to go. No, we're not doing this shit, but we just door that Brunson Brunson injured. No
No
They do they have it James called
No way, Brunson's injured.
Jason and Silky already finished their pineapples.
Someone's at a job.
So did we finish the whole jar earlier? It doesn't matter.
How you doing?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
You got a race, huh?
Don't throw your pants, huh?
Oh, you've got a race, huh?
You've got a race, huh?
You've got a race, huh?
Say, I might hit you or you might be drunk
I got rocks on my knees
And my boots down too
And I've had this chocolate
Like a booze, booze
I got reds on my coats
And I got a red line for shit
I ain't had no hope
I ain't ever had no hand back
I had to show them me how I spraised them
Now I thought you're hot, she ain't a bitch, you got all that ass
Yeah, they had a story, it ain't it bro, me and these family
Now, bro, we need all these urges
Get some money for that fuck, get some money for that fuck
You know it's my plan to fuck, I said I'd give you a spin
I got my penis in, I got my penis in
Meaning if I love you now, I'd be there just to cheer you on
She right now, don't love me if you love me, she likes you as a singer
I don't have a Jewish nose.
I don't have a Jewish nose.
Have you done an ancestry test before?
No.
Hey, what's exciting about like 100k viewers when they find out your results, right?
If I did an ancestry test, what would I come back?
Genuinely, I think you're like at least like 10% to it.
I think you're like at least like 10% to it.
I think you're like at least like 10% to it.
I think you're like at least like 10% to it.
I think you're like at least like 10% to this.
From your mom's side.
So even if you're 1% you're still to this.
Fuck you.
He has souls, I'm not gay.
Yo, they're out of their sunroof recording us.
Okay, here we go.
Oh shit.
Slammed the brakes pretty lawsuit.
Now that you said it, we can't do it.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna text the next one.
Now they're gonna know how to get back to my house.
Dude, they're just smiling, dude.
You know, I tend to get this up, so I'm gonna run them off the road.
If you get it, if you get it, it's gonna make the hell of the battery out.
Dude, it sounds like it's dying.
Now we're gonna don't worry, bro.
What?
No, not again.
Dude.
What is that car behind us?
Is that a sorbet?
It's a frog.
Can you screw it down?
Maw, okay.
One three three zero star.
So, five.
Five.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So now I get mugged by a Corvette, but then when I wanted to get a Corvette y'all said it was gay nice
Wait your chance like that too what like they just like they just like it like to be negative no matter what oh my god
There's anything there's negative Vansies
You get the five subs yo dice. Thank you for the five gifted
Anybody else in the chat wants to get any subs it's actually going towards a very good cause today
I mean I'm seeing the fucking pearly gates of heaven right now
Well, you you want a Cybertruck Lazy? Yeah, where's it?
It's in the shop in the shop five weeks. Yeah, why?
I'm getting a wide-body kick put on it
Yeah, apparently it does.
How much do you pay for it?
About 50K.
Yo!
Cat!
Think for the five.
I love you, Cat.
Wait, Cat, the stream digger?
What?
What?
What the fuck?
The stream digger.
String digger
What digger what are you talking about? I guess I'm a gold digger. She's a string digger. No
Oh, no, not not no not that cat. I know you know no
Who cat cat cat or NATO?
No, she's a
Her name's cat space
She doesn't see
No, you're not
Catter daddy
And that would be good where's the bear you guys ever find the bear no we didn't that mother fuckers someone's
Wait, is the fire still activated or do they put it out?
If you have no company you should do a stream where you like set up like food traps can stream to all you set a fire and
Set your own L.A. fire first thing
We're going to the kitchen right?
I saw a clip on Archey's, I guess, it's actually Soundproof.
Yeah, it's a fully Soundproof sauna.
Oh, he's sure.
How much are those?
Oh, like $1,000.
That's $1,000.
That's $1,000.
Dan, we see you actually have a lot of swag when you want to dress nice.
That outfit is so tough.
Thank you, bro.
Say, I'm God. That's a real chatter.
It is. It is.
Say, we're off you.
Say, we're off you, bro.
Say, we're off you.
Say, we're off you, bro.
Say, we're off you.
All right. We got everything we need.
Excellent.
You gots a ball right here.
Just run it up.
Yep.
Cats hurt, too?
Oh, my God.
These are triars.
Where is it?
Oh, ice at the bottom.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not bad!
Where's the things? The pokey things.
There's the things?
Yeah.
They got zero sugar?
They got wine punched bags?
They got zero sugar Kool-Aid and they're trying to make this.
Son.
Son.
Oh my god.
Look at it. That's how you know it's good when the sugar is stuck to the bottom.
to the bottom. Wait, that's all sugar? You gave them all the way. I gave them all to
that kid. Yeah, and the kid was hungry. Yeah, there's no more sandwiches. The kid was not
Hungry, ah, is that just
Wait, where are the sticks? You got fingers. No, we got you
Yeah, you can just go right there stairs right there
What's the game?
I'm gonna tell you.
So what if Ramsey Sutter was only one and a half cups?
Who's only one and a half cups?
I want it.
Really? You thought I was Jason?
I mean, someone with dark hair, also Asian, with the same height almost, walks out of Jason.
Oh, shut up. I thought all four of you were gonna sing.
Bro, I thought it was Jason walking through the door!
What? Diabetes speedrun.
That's strong but really good.
Yeah, that's the whole point. It has to be strong.
The thing is when you pull, when you pull this out,
the flavor is absorbed only 25% into the pineapple.
Wendy her. Is the whole roster her?
Greg Popovich is her.
Look at this this is so thick you can't even see it.
Oh my God.
Get in there.
Get in there.
Guys we only used one and a half cups of sugar for this we usually use four.
Three, two, one.
I'm gonna have the best one.
I'm gonna.
Full on you.
That's amazing.
Nebuchadnezzar.
Nebuchadnezzar.
Nebuchadnezzar.
And you know what's even better about it?
You know what's even better about it?
Mm-hmm.
Is the reason it's so good?
Mm-hmm.
Is because we use half the entire Kool-Aid bucket.
Do we eat dip?
Extra dip?
Bro.
It's ours.
And?
We look crazy.
This is ours.
And?
This bit is healthy too because it's fruit.
Yeah, hella healthy.
Yeah, 1,000%.
Fruit has sugar in it and fruit is healthy.
This is also healthy.
Wait, so does it cancel out the sugar in it?
Bro, fruit in itself has built in sugar.
Sugar is healthy for you.
Mmm.
Oh.
Chad, Chad, y'all want to try it?
Y'all want to try it, Chad?
Here.
Let me know.
You do just a lick and it's good.
Well, even the stick tastes good.
That be good? That be good? That be good?
You sure Jason got one? Yeah, I should mobs this hundred percent.
That should look mad good. It's so good.
You ever had one? Nah.
Damn, wait didn't Jason make one? That should look so good.
You're gonna mobs me some, no? Good.
No, I can't eat on the job
Oh my god.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
I told you.
Oh my god.
Fuck it.
I'm not so glad you're here.
I thought you were here for a second.
It was a damn big gap.
No.
I thought he was dead.
I was speaking.
No.
I thought you were speaking.
No.
I thought you were speaking.
No.
I thought you were speaking.
I need to speak as a mother for you.
I'm speaking my language, huh?
You're going for a second one, please?
I'm going for Jay.
All right.
Yeah, let's do it.
I'm going for Jason.
Jay!
Yo, Jay!
What's up, man?
I got something, bro.
What?
What?
Did y'all make some, too?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I must be coming in the morning.
It's very good.
Get that look at you try.
400,000 last month.
What the fuck?
You got to see if you can see with the juice first.
You got to like get a little bit of the juice first.
It's a little bit of the juice first.
Well now it's his, we can't.
Have a good piece.
Ready? Ready? Ready?
Ready? Ready? Ready?
Ready? Ready? Ready?
Ready? Ready? Ready?
Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready?
They big.
That's it.
There we go.
There we go.
That's it.
That's it.
Only two cups of sugar and half a kool-aid bucket.
I know.
Yo, are you watching the Knicks game or not?
We gotta make
buzz ball pineapple jars.
It's about a Knicks game?
Yeah.
Yeah, but I watch where you are watching it. We can watch anywhere
We are watching it. I was talking no wherever we were just gonna watch it wherever
No, he's not
Like he's straight
What now?
The tweak in the middle thinks he's tough.
Yeah, yeah.
You guys, I just get like...
I just get like...
I'm not the one in the middle.
But the game is going to end here.
No way!
Jeff, are these double hurt?
It was good.
It was good.
Let's see.
Listen, I have an idea.
I have an idea. Let's get a container and
Let's do Kool-Aid and Buzz Ball.
Okay.
There's a Buzz Ball in it.
Yeah.
Go, let's do it for Sookie, but pour the whole Buzz Ball and act like a gentleman.
Yeah, wait, no, no, no.
Okay.
Alright.
Yeah.
Wait, that's perfect.
Yeah.
Okay, put him in the freezer and he'll freeze.
Get him out, get him out.
Coconut water, where's it?
The coconut water.
Yo, what are you doing?
So we do it in one of these.
How much do you do?
Skittles the pouring.
Yeah, skittles the pouring.
You got it.
What do you got?
The pouring.
I thought we needed to do it in the pouring.
We'd like to only get one self-serving bag.
Yeah.
I got two.
We got one pack, we're putting it in, we've got one single pack.
How can we make a whole bag with two?
Oh, okay.
So, first thing we gotta do, we need the scooper.
We need all the materials from upstairs.
No, we gotta bring it down here.
Why do we need a scooper? Just pour it.
Sugar, sugar.
Oh shit.
All the sugar's upstairs.
All mine and your apartment's upstairs.
I think we have sugar.
You have sugar in your desk, Grace.
Yeah, everything's upstairs.
Yeah, but I want you to go over there.
Bro, we're in a bubble.
Sugar.
Oh, okay, shit.
So how am I, come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Why is Chad saying hi?
Chad, why are you all saying hi?
You got to do that.
I need a little bit of it.
I need some with less sugar, like I need an actual bed with less sugar in that chamber.
What flavor are we going for this one, buzz ball?
So we're going to use buzz ball instead of coconut water, yes or no?
Yeah, or we do half of coconut and then fill the rest with buzz ball.
Alright, good play.
Cause a fool won't get killed.
We still need flavoring though.
So that means...
This is what I'm saying is we gotta do Kool-Aid.
I know, but we gotta get those from upstairs.
We want to eat these fucking sugar-free pieces of shit.
They're sugar-free shits.
We gotta go upstairs and get the Kool-Aid.
The Kool-Aid.
Alright, let's go upstairs and get the shit.
Alright, there you are.
I'll wait for you guys to come back.
Dude, they see water exists?
You're not drinking water all day.
That's not true.
You watched me chug an entire Chick-fil-A water.
Bro, I drink at least one bottle of water a day.
What's the list? You still been working out?
Yeah, every day for the last three weeks.
Where do you sell them?
Just a gym downstairs in the room.
Oh, just a gym here?
Yeah, and all the perks are treated in the gym.
Oh, that is so you just like close up and work out?
Yeah, pretty much for a little park.
You know, I can change them back.
Can I grab one? You got it for me?
Yeah.
We're almost to long on desktop.
Yeah, I love it.
Whoo!
You think that uh, those are gonna help out?
Huh?
I think what's gonna help out?
Oh wait, can they see me here?
This floor is disgusting, Lacey.
Yeah, maybe because you spilled shit all over it.
Ew.
Oh, you're making us home?
Is it worth it to pay $40k?
$40k for what?
I don't know about it.
That's EDU?
No, no, no.
To play Grands with like the best player in the world.
Was that like a gambling show?
He took his Grands.
Four nights.
So you have to play for him to help you out?
Pretty much.
Basically he's so good,
and I'm so ass I'm paying him to play with me so I just be your friend it's
40k yeah and then what do you want
yeah wait what a silky-dew downstairs Drew is it ready
I don't know why they need me.
Wait, why do I feel like Suki's reading our sheet?
Drew!
Where are you?
Is this your box?
Ah, part of the edg-
I don't know what you're talking about.
Type me in the chat if you send something in my PO box.
Chat, we're gonna go see it tomorrow.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Dude, everything's safe, you're a full doctor.
I know.
All right, let's go.
All right, let's go.
Sure.
Hey, what's going on?
Battery's not great.
Dude, did you see their spear? It's like three times the size of a normal.
What?
What do you mean?
You didn't see my spear?
What happened?
The one that Jason and Sylvie made.
Does that mean they had pineapples in it?
Yes.
I see they just put the pineapples in it.
I see they have pineapples.
Because don't we need pineapples?
Well, you got pineapples, we don't have like, no, listen.
Why is there a different?
Okay, here we are.
I think this is what we do.
I think we pour half the juice out of theirs and pour a buzz ball in it.
Because we're trying to take our idea, we just get them drunk.
Let's get him drunk.
Whoa, whoa.
What?
Oh, yeah, but Jennifer, look at your shirt.
This is nasty.
Whoa!
You're the mother of all time atmospheres.
Oh my God.
That bill of ass.
It's too much.
It's not good mixing.
No, no.
That's the problem.
Like, when you do it in a little jar, you can tell it has everything.
Everything is a bit, that's a bad, that's a bad,
ain't no candy in the bottle.
You're like trying to do too much, bro.
Trying to do way too much with it.
Remember what I taught you earlier?
Yes.
Come on, come on, just like I trained you, just like I trained you.
Wait, you want the memories, who?
Nah, we're gonna hide it.
Keep going.
Seven, two, three, four, three, go!
Good.
What's with our red boss?
Okay, now we pour in the blood.
That's about a little less than a cup, so.
Oh, one more?
Mm-hmm, okay.
Tell me what's that, boss.
Stop, stop.
One.
Give me a ball.
And there.
Okay, all right.
And then now the buzz-bubbles.
Okay.
We go, what are you gonna fit the other shit in?
What are you gonna fit the other shit in?
When you mix this shit, when you fucking mix it, it dissolves.
This dissolves.
It dissolves.
This is like four cups.
Diabetes in a cup.
It's like four cups.
Brother, you know this is the purple one of the purple.
We can't put the buzz ball in there.
We're wasting the buzz ball.
Pour some...
Same as a death ball.
Okay.
Anyone in the chat wants to come over and try this?
$100 but you have to sign a waiver first
So you know the recipe you never thought I'd see Lacey complain about sugar
Dude that's okay, that's a little bit less
Dude, this is actually how much sugar there was in it?
Dude, that is, that is, even if it was half of this,
that's still insane, bro.
Holy fucking shit.
I'm probably like one more thing down, no troll.
Yo, dude.
All right, this is actually how much, no troll.
That's on God how much it is.
All right, so how much of a buzz ball?
So, yeah, poor, yeah, like low key, I'm gonna be honest.
How much, how much?
Ready, there, it goes a long way.
Buzz ball it, buzz ball it, buzz ball it.
We're doing green or blue?
Blue, okay, got one more.
Blue, blue, blue.
Good, good, calm.
I never had a buzz ball.
What is that?
Slap juice that hole.
Slap juice that hole.
Oh, god.
Come on.
No wonder I had to throw up on the side of it.
Hit that, hit that, hit that, hit that, hit that.
Nice.
I'm gonna watch soft.
Three, two, one.
Stop.
Lacey, stop.
I did it.
Okay, that's good.
Now I'm gonna be honest.
Yeah.
This is all liquid.
We do need flavoring.
flavoring we do need flavoring thanks you guys the cool a the Kool-Aid was it
yeah that's the TV that's the TV right here how much how much how much how much
I was honest you got a foursome of the TP time to stop three two one stop oh
No!
Come on!
And that's a ball!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
That's all right.
I'm a dad.
I'm a dad.
Oh my God!
That bit of little too much.
That is good.
It's gonna be all right.
All right.
All right.
Mix it, mix it, mix it.
Okay.
Here's the panels.
Is this like, is that a mix?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Is this like, it's not a mixture?
No, it'll pick up.
Oh, sure.
Yo, these both, these both, like chopsticks kind of.
Yeah.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
It'll pick up, it'll pick up.
Someone's gonna have a hard time.
Wait, when do we put the pineapple in?
Soon, and when you put it...
No, but there's not even enough liquid.
No, it'll go up to the top.
When mass meets velocity, it...
So without the buzz ball, this is what, like, all the other ones look like?
Jesus Christ, dude.
This is fucking death and it's literally diabetes in a cup.
Lissy, mix faster.
It smells so good.
Mix faster.
You gotta get in there, come on.
Yeah.
Put in an arm shirt.
That's something really thick though.
I've never seen one of this thickness.
Yeah, why is it that thick?
Probably because of the buzz ball maybe?
Yeah.
Should we mix it with this or no?
Yeah.
Can we get a little green in there?
I think that's what's wrong.
It needs more green.
Yeah.
Show me when it's not green.
Stop it up.
Stop.
Nice.
Because what's going to happen is when the pineapples go in, there's a convert to the
container's vacuum to hold it, so it's going to rise to the top.
Yeah, yeah.
If it overflows, you just pour out what's on the top.
The crop rises to the top.
Ah, look it.
It's a full liquid now.
Not a single drop of sugar in there.
Are you looking for coconut water on top too?
Mm-hmm.
Got some water in there.
No, we're not going to die from this.
All right, so before you put pineapples in, you always have to taste that, so Lacey.
What?
Yeah, we need we need a chef a chef has to charge lessons before he delivers it
Can you start it up a little bit more maybe because there's so like chunks in the top
He's already done this and he's the owner you're the co-owner so the corner answer there now
I've already done it like yeah
There's not some shit that we like
Question about like you have to do it. It's not an option. I gotta I gotta take a sip of that
How you gonna sell this how you gonna sell this to customers and you don't even know what it tastes like
What is it? What are those chunks though? That's coconut coconut. It's fine. That's fine
I thought he remembered.
There's a big pineapple somewhere.
There we go.
Here's the medicine.
Wait, how many times did I say that?
That actually says like a medicine.
Oh, ew.
That should be good.
Should be good.
That is so much sugar.
Like, I'm not even gonna laugh.
Someone can jin even have a heart attack with that.
Did you put a little water in there and mix it in?
Ah!
Is that sugar right here?
It is bad.
Oh my God!
That is bad.
All right, let's start putting the pineapples in there.
Are you sure we might want to remake it or?
No, because what's gonna happen is
not all the sugar's gonna go into the pineapple,
only about 75%.
This is f*****g bad dude.
Alright, we have other containers.
Now we have more pineapple and other containers.
See the water gets out. The water gets all, boy.
The water gets all, boy.
Okay, that's it. That's all we can put in there.
Yeah, we gotta put one more.
It's just a little bit different of a texture.
Okay, so then should we pour a little bit of the liquid out?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
It's like every time you push it down, I don't know.
Yeah, I feel like it's a little bit different of like a, um,
like it's a little bit different of an opacity.
You know what I mean, Chad?
Oh my God.
What happened?
You dropped it?
The liquid is literally like, it looks like oil.
Like it's smooth like oil when you pour it.
Bro, look at this. This is gonna be going in more on.
Look at this shit.
I stay in the sink
Oh my what do you guys think there's like red 40 in there or no, brother this fucking
Bob literally this can murder someone, but that they get
I think that's good so that's our that's the first world's first buzz ball
applied atmosphere yeah no we're the first to do it. You got to cap it up and
yeah there's a cat here.
You need any honors? Yep.
We can freeze that one.
Chat, put it on the chat for someone in the chat to drink.
Are you sure we should have maybe like some water in there or something?
No we put coke in the water. Okay.
Yeah, come on, I've already bought it!
Wait, is the ground supposed to sound like this?
It's all sitting from the... yeah, it's not like...
What's wrong?
No!
No!
No sound!
I fucking hope not!
Alright!
$400,000, dude.
Answering A-diving is one cut.
So what do we make next?
Let's make a sour bowl.
A what?
sour bowls. What's a sour plate? Oh I thought you said a salad plate. No sour plate. Sour
plate. Like we cook hot dogs in the plate. I want to do it in peaches. Oh yeah peaches are gonna
hey those are those are those aren't ours those are like like no that's like
it's like a production closet for like YouTube shoots for like auto production
that comes in from the videos.
Oh, is that your webcam?
Take that one to the...
Oh, it's going directly to the fridge.
That's my kitchen camera.
Why do I have a camera in the kitchen?
So no one steals shit?
That's a good idea.
But if your house, that one's gonna steal.
Wemby has nine points at half.
This is fucking bum, bitch, bro.
What's the score right now?
It's already half time?
Spurs, but...
What do you have?
Wait, we're on the top of that one.
Wait, someone's on the Patreon?
Yeah, Gilbert is watching alone.
On the Patreon? For why?
Yeah.
Should we get this right now or I'll watch the game and come back?
Wait, someone's up there. I'll say we do it in the house.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna come back and teach you a lesson.
Yeah.
Let's do this one like actually legit, no?
Yeah, we can.
So what do you have to do with this one?
At least you gotta pour the juice into here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
place you got to pour the juice into here and let it let it fill up wait I'll
talk to you too much here yeah okay so you got to open that open that open it
a little bit so the peaches don't come out and pour all the juices in so the
Did you say it's not your rule?
No it is.
This is a circle.
Yeah, it's supposed to be.
Oh yeah.
Okay, so pour it all in there?
Yeah, make sure nobody just fall out.
Go, quick, quick draw.
Yes.
Keep it going, keep it going, keep it going,
keep it going, keep it going, keep it going,
keep it going, keep it going, keep it going.
Come on.
I don't know about this one, right?
No, trust me.
Trust.
No, cause what I'm saying is I feel like
we should just empty out the juice
and do the water coconut technique with the peaches.
No, I'm pushing it.
What do you think of us now?
It's my first amateur alarm.
What you gotta do?
You just pour coolant in that juice.
Mm-hmm.
Is your solution to everything just sugar and Kool-Aid?
Thank you.
Yo, are you, everyone?
That's not juice.
That's how we do it in South Korea.
Everyone has tried all my fucking recipes
and they've all been valid, yes or no?
Every recipe I've done, at least he's been valid.
Yes or no?
Say yo, don't even play your head to game, bro.
No, no, don't assume anything from a player.
Let's run it up, talk.
Strawberry lemonade, strawberry lemonade, bro.
That's that special lemonade, snake.
What is this one?
There's no label on it.
I don't know.
Gosh.
Mm.
Alright, so what are we gonna do?
The lemonade.
We gonna pour that lemonade in there,
mix it up nice and good,
we gonna pour it to your owner, bro.
Wait, is this from the store?
Did it ask me to put it in the town?
What are we doing, bro?
where they taste is valid.
Is that strong?
That's rough from New York.
Yeah.
Another cherry, is that from New York?
No, cherries are there.
Okay, tell them what it's about, boss.
Wait, what is this one?
I don't know.
Single laundry, bro.
Oh, it's red.
Come on, it's all red.
Come on, what's that?
It's going pussy.
Stop, okay.
Get to mixing, get to mixing.
Wait, why is this one like a lava land?
But that's one because it's syrup.
It's not juice, it's syrup.
What is like three levels of viscosity in there?
It's a radioactivity.
Tie your VDs.
It's orange.
Yeah, actual question.
What would happen if I ate three jars of this?
Get to Mason.
Do you think you have like a mini sink
for one fucking glass?
Splintered ass?
It's OK.
I want you to construct something.
The faster you mix it, the less sugar.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
If you drink it really fast, you're consuming less because you're not like sipping it over
hours.
You only have like minutes of consumption instead of hours.
You cannot die from having too much sugar, bro.
We'll just get that in here.
Okay.
Bro, you only start to die and once you get like...
Why is it this hungry?
I think it's cherry, bro.
I can show you the cherry.
No, but the cherry...
Is this not cherry?
How do you do this one?
So what you're looking for?
Oh, the pink one's right there!
What is that?
What did you just put in our shade?
Hey, you said pink lemonade.
What did you just put in our shade?
Look, look, I had you smell it and you said,
What is that?
This is not Lacey's.
This is the pink lemonade.
Yeah, I'm good to go.
I literally had you smell it.
Oh my god!
You're the food guy.
Oh my god!
Now, Silky Adjacent's cherry.
Nice, bro.
I'm not going to lie like this at pink lemonade.
We did it, right here.
We got it.
I honestly didn't hear a peak, man.
Ah, it's not a police back in.
We're making cherry peaches?
Who the fuck lost me the cherry peach?
Bro, all of our liquid is gone.
We can just make a go-go-go on it.
You think it's going bust?
So, is that funny?
Is that funny you did?
Not funny, bro?
All right, shall we dump this out?
It's our job.
It's our job right here, and you're laughing.
You're laughing.
Listen.
Let me ask you a question, are you sure it's fun?
You ever want to eat cherry peaches?
No!
No one wants to eat that fucking bullshit.
Cherry's not bad.
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
If I ran this shit to my full extent,
you would've been fired in minutes after knowing that.
You're almost...
Brother, I'm...
You're fucking up our client's orders.
I can fucking sue you for all the racists
you've said to me today.
I can't sue for racists.
Hey, you broke my chain.
I'll let you know I'm a killer.
Yeah.
Hey, it doesn't matter what the fuck I do now.
You try to fire me, I'm taking you down.
I'll counter see you for emotional damages distress. Oh, yeah, he's good. He's got steaming in the back. He's got what?
Something's tea
Well, one of my uncles are Jewish. I know you are
Listen, we gotta get rid of this
Okay, let's just do this
No, we have another container.
Can't you want to just drink this later?
No.
You're gonna be out for three weeks.
Okay.
Oh, that one's really good.
Oh, my God.
Sugar.
All right.
When we started from...
All right, hold on.
Let's actually measure this correctly.
Where's the other cups?
It's actually one cup of sugar.
Walati.
Gang, everything I make is good.
Come on, brother.
Where's the other cups?
Actually, one cup of sugar?
Well, I...
Gang, every time it is good.
Come on, bruh.
GGs to your pipes.
What do you mean GGs to our pipes?
You can put sugar in pipes, chat.
Oh my god, Braden.
That is fucking crazy.
Damn, did I or did I not use a cup for every woman in the world?
The video was like this.
This
I don't know how they built it to south Florida. Yo, oh
South four Danians are fucking I don't even get that good part yet. Yeah, but the cool days built with sugar. Yeah
but there's no uh
Cool, maybe that's good. Now this
Mix the other second tatter what?
I'm dead if not forcing it right?
More coconut water.
The pineapples have more like girth than the peaches.
Yeah, a little more.
We're over four hours today so you're under everything.
Yeah, I'm over working too.
You're over working?
You're one of the CEOs.
He was just an investor.
He was just helping us out for free labor.
Ooh, this is good.
Mexicano Aguadecoco.
Wait, I've actually never drank one. Let me try this.
Ew, they smell really like garlic.
You don't like small peaches?
It's like the first smell is not bad.
Mmm, that's good.
Bro, you guys haven't seen blood sugar, this blood pressure, that.
that if we put this in front of your faces you're eating it too all right
I want to go honors. No, how many pieces are you putting in there? Hold on. Hold on.
Wait, we can go give me a band.
It's not nice. Hold on now. Hold on. Next segment?
Wait, let me taste.
Give me a second. Come on.
The peaches are a low-key gas.
We didn't try it.
No, we're just looking at them.
What do you mean, a gas?
What did you look at?
I said it was gas.
Oh my god, I just know you're like a...
How is it like growing up like food and shit?
Like, I feel like you like...
Like, how was my life like growing up?
Yeah, so I'm gonna tell you how to like...
Because I had a fat friend and his mom would lock the fridge and it would be like, I passed this time and I would not be able to eat like, sneak food and shit, did you have to do that?
I had a little baggie, like a little plastic bag that I deducted to the shower wall so I could put my phone in and get some shower jerks in.
That's not even anything about food! Brother!
Are you nodding your head? Is that normal?
I used to rat.
Okay, fuck it.
It was like, it's like, it's like, it's like holds the track.
You guys ever get a pre-mocaine and put two sponges on the side
and then put a latex glove and, uh,
you know?
No, I did that with, um, with a cock.
And two sponges. It's sort of the same thing.
Well, for that love, I used a hand-toucher.
Yeah.
Your tip wasn't hitting the end of the bottom of it?
No.
I need the mouthwash.
Cause I didn't know how to jack off.
I basically.
What did you first jack off and see?
My first jack off?
Okay, so my first boner was to Ashley Tisdale.
There was a song called Kiss the Girl.
It was in a mermaid movie and I got my first boner
and I didn't know what it was.
So I was confused.
But my first actual jack off,
I didn't know I was jacking off
but I went into my parents' hot tub
and I put my penis against the pageant
and when the pool jet hit the right nerve
on the tip of my penis, I would get this feeling.
I didn't know it was jerking off.
I didn't know it was a nut.
Well, you weren't drinking enough.
No.
So you were bumping the jet.
It felt like I was getting a nut.
That's what it felt like.
That's the only thing remotely close that I can compare it to is a nut.
But I didn't know because I was so young.
And I would just turn on prank invasion, kissing pranks, and I would just put my penis on the
full jet for a year, just leave it there.
And then I told my dad.
My dad came to me one day.
So you were busing nuts for a year in the jacuzzi?
Yeah, in jacuzzi.
But I didn't know it was a nut.
I just knew I was doing it.
I thought there was I don't think there was not coming out because one day after like a year of this my dad came to me was like
She's like I found this white stuff in pool in pool hot tub and I was like
What's that? And then my dad showed me how to properly jerk off. What?
Yeah
No
Your dad is talking started winking his dick and you guys did it together
Before we did not like jerk me off or jerk off in front of me. He just told me like
if
It's bad
If I if I am to do it don't do it in the hot tub and just use my hand like this
Yeah
Tell me story about the wall
I need to kiss, oh you kissed the wall.
I'll make out with the wall in my shower right now.
Everybody did that.
Bro that's bounding.
Everybody throughout their life has made out with the wall in their shower like this and
jerk their shit.
Come on bro.
Let's not have it when we have not all done that.
Okay I'll tell you how I first, my first ever nut.
I was, I think I was in like 8th grade, I was a big boomer, like natural, my chat knows
this too.
So Lake Boomer, and basically my friend,
a week before my first nut, he was showing me
pictures of girls with like, like, boots.
Like, I was seeing it like, first every time I got a boner,
it was like the greatest thing I've ever felt in my life.
And I was just really born after school one day,
and I went home, and I laid on my bed, on my stomach,
and I just, I pulled my shorts down,
and I just got butt naked, and I started humping my bed,
and I'm like, dang, oh, I see.
My first ever nut, I was on Instagram,
I'm like seventh grade in high blood search a hashtag kick because all the hashtags would have like
All the hashtags that like you would be on it
Hashtag kick
Like anything, but so I click the hashtag and I'll beat my shit hashtags
So I was in my shower on hashtag I would search a hashtag men kissing
I think it was like going to say word it might have been 2015 going to worry
Oh, yeah, cuz I came downstairs. I remember watching the finals
Have you guys ever, you guys remember Uzu?
Or what are you guys missing?
You guys are 22.
You guys?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I remember House Party.
I remember Kick for sure.
I was on that.
I was on Kick.
There were so many old men that I would scam on Kick.
I would send them pictures of my butt.
You were like six cremated?
You were a weird kid.
Bro, because I would pretend to be a girl.
I'd be like $30 for a picture of my foot.
And then he'd send me $30 in my cash app.
Bang.
except that shit sent her a picture of my foot.
You didn't hide a gas cap.
Yeah, I guess.
A gas cap was back in 2016.
I got banned.
I got banned.
On a gas cap?
Yes, on a hermabit on a gas cap.
I feel like you should have had these bullets.
They had not a gas cap.
That's not where the thong came from.
Yeah, that would be true.
No, but in terms of food and stuff?
Your shit's a little like that.
What?
Good.
That's a fake picture.
No, but how do you march like that?
It's not a real picture.
Please ask A.I. to arch it really good.
I genuinely believe it to be A.I.
because that's some shit to where I would have to see it down.
Someone in my chat didn't even.
But no, back to the food question.
Oh, so you said one of those pictures to a guy on Google?
No, my answer you got.
No, that's A.I. picture.
It's not a picture of my ass in a thot.
But you never worn a thong.
Oh my gosh, y'all.
I'm thinking.
What do you think?
That's something that you should just know.
It was one time.
Warplanes.
No, one time.
I don't know why I did it, but I was at my grandma's grandpa's house.
Bro.
And I put on my grandma's underwear.
Yo, dude.
No, but like over my pants.
So was that count as wearing a thong?
One time I was a freshman in high school,
My mom's bra in my backpack and I put out in the football vacuum. I said it was
Wait, you played football right? Okay. My chance to genuinely like says this like gay
After like games, wouldn't you like shower with the whole team like you guys are all going to shower like by naked?
But that's not normal
No, I'm not going to college soon, you never do that.
I'm gone.
Yeah.
You look like one other guy who did that?
No, like the whole team.
Just dick out and everything.
Like, while talking?
What team was it?
So your chat says gay?
My chat says this thing that I did was gay?
Me and my friend Hunter, we were playing GTA, like GTA Online.
And you know the strip clothing of the girls in GTA?
Oh yeah, yeah, I've linked my shit in one of those before.
So we saw like the girls that were grinding on each other and we went under the blankets
and grinded on each other.
I'll be in that series soon. I'll be in that series soon, so I'll just punch you, actually I'll punch you.
But that's normal as kids. You're like, oh, wait, you need to hunt her?
So you went up into the bedsheets and humped your friend.
Oh my God.
No, we hugged each other.
What?
That's not a gay because we were just so young, we were like sixth grade, we were just experimenting
and we were like, oh, why are you-
Whose idea was it?
I don't know, probably mine.
It's here.
Is Darlin' about ours?
I don't know.
Let's see what Darlin' wants to say.
Do you still have his contact, like Hunter's number?
Dude.
Like, could you call him?
I don't know.
He's going to answer and be like, hey, let me see you, Hunter.
Yeah, I'll bring you.
You can't base that number on something?
No.
Hey big man, I miss you.
Let's put a meat hunter.
No.
Wait, Chester, is this a face I'm hunter? Yes or no?
No, no, no, no, no.
Why?
I'm trying to talk to the hunter.
Some shit happened later on down the line.
No, not recently.
You caught up?
Huh? You caught up?
I got caught up?
You didn't work.
You know what?
Me and Hunter had a fallen out, bro.
Oh, damn.
We had to fall in love because some bullshit had happened with some other shit.
You want somebody else?
Huh?
No, we don't want somebody else, dude.
Why did you and Hunter part ways?
The whole time.
It's nothing.
It's nothing.
We do not.
It's nothing.
We're not going to judge you.
No, because then it's someone like, I know sees this and then it's weird and weird.
We're not going to judge you, bro.
Imagine every he doesn't exist he does exist there's just listen up sometimes in life
sometimes in life when you you get to a certain point some people start to see
you as a dollar sign right that's kind of type shape that I'm already talking
with, but it happens, you know.
He started sending him money.
He was like, oh, so you guys were going to get him?
I said, anybody money brought us in.
Anybody money.
You're paying Hunter?
You would get that helping him, and you would have to pay him after?
He would charge you for his services?
What the fuck do you mean, you paid him money?
Oh.
Hey, Hunter's getting his freedom.
Is Hunter still like, is Hunter ever grown up?
He's kids.
What the hell?
Yeah.
But how old?
How old is Hunter?
He's 12.
He's the same age as me.
He's 23.
He's got two kids.
Oh, yeah.
You're genuinely questioning.
Yeah.
What actually happened to you?
You didn't fight someone.
Yes, I did.
You didn't have to fight someone.
Okay, explain how to fight.
I was in London and I was mad hungry just because I was hungry.
And someone brought me food and I got excited.
So I jumped up from the table and I was outside.
and it was cold outside, so my arms were already a little fragile, and I like got my arms
stuck like this in my jacket pocket, and then like when I went to jump up, my hand went
back like that.
So you freaked out because you saw food and broke your arm.
You might be the first person.
The first person.
The first person.
The first person.
The first person.
The first person.
The first person.
I don't get it.
He freaked out because he heard, or he saw that there was food nearby.
Was it valid or what food is it?
Um...
How did that make it grow?
Uh, okay, it was, uh, it was, it was like rice.
It was like rice.
When I was trying to read it, it was blue.
Yeah.
I feel like it'll work.
I wasn't on it then.
Oh, I thought you'd been on it.
It's like a week on.
Not like a two-week break.
A mental break.
Huh?
A mental break.
It's like a mental break.
A mental break.
A mental break.
Well, your mental is going bad because of what you do now.
What?
No, I was on vacation in London this year.
Ah.
It's just a lot of breakers.
No one would ever go on vacation.
I did.
I want to experience that.
Architecture.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
What was your first kiss?
My first kiss?
I was four, oh wait, this is,
ah, fuck it, I was, uh.
Oh, you're old?
No, I was no, I was like 14, I think,
and it was in the back of the girl's mom's car,
and I was like touching her thigh and stuff,
and I was like really horny, and I kissed her.
Yeah, we were going to homecoming.
I was super young, so I was four.
Oh, no.
Dead ass.
Okay, I was four, I did not get to take him in.
Well, there was a, she was a five-year-old and I took her behind my mom's couch and we kissed this month.
What?
What? I'm just remembering.
What?
They just, what?
I just don't think it's the full clip.
Oh my god.
No, I was-
I didn't see like tip-tops before that, like your uncle?
How you go from me kissing a girl when I was four and my uncle?
More than that.
Not laughing at this girl.
No, he's not kissing five of us.
No. What do you do?
My uncle?
He's laughing.
No, no, no, because I...
Sorry.
Dude's fucking laughing at this girl.
You're just laughing.
Okay, I guess I ain't not bad.
I don't know why people are like, oh, dude, it's just like,
like Italian so very touchy family but my uncle would always like on like Sunday
dinners I'd be sitting at the table and he would like come up behind me and he
would pitch my nipples and twist them and then suck on my earlobe
What is that there now?
What was the story? His first kiss or his first...
First kiss was on my uncle.
That's the one with the tap you didn't see it.
What do you mean by sucking full-on tongue?
That's actually great you say that because sometimes he would lick in between my ear. I'm so serious
He would suck my ear lovin' he'd put it stick his tongue in my ear. He'd go in my ear.
You do it with an old family or just you?
I don't know. I think, I think...
That's your brother.
You think you're your brother too?
I think me and my brother, yeah.
You have any other like, cousins?
Yeah, probably them too. Yeah, you can do it with them too.
Old family.
Yeah.
I thought you were gonna be like, sold out.
Uncle would not make out with me.
Why didn't you tell him to solve it right now?
I mean, I didn't see a problem with it.
You know, no one said anything.
It was just normal to me.
That was just how my uncle treated me.
That was just how uncle did it.
Every time I saw him, it wasn't very often.
It was probably a few times a month, a few times a year.
Would see him and stuff like that.
Loves around my nips and.
I heard that talent to do that.
Yeah, yeah.
He'd also like kiss like his,
all his brothers were in a licks.
My family's like, we're very like,
like a Syrians are like affectionate to that too.
But I kiss all my uncles like on the cheek.
Like, you're from Iraq.
Huh?
I thought you were from Iraq.
No, I'm born in America.
We all made it out of Iraq to America.
Congratulations bro.
And then he's from Syria now to Syria.
I turned into a Syrian.
What did I transform?
I'm from Iraq.
So am I an other gender?
Fuck you, Silky.
I don't know, is this ready or what?
Uh, right, I'll turn it in.
Did you freeze them?
Yeah.
Ah, that's just a good...
Oh, can you get a water from the streamer?
Hey, well...
I walked up stairs and saw her.
I heard you been to House of Pilots.
What's your name?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I heard you've been in the house on fire with some murder.
No, was he on the bet?
Yeah, I'm on the bet.
What's the word?
I'm on the bet.
So you're going to bet on X?
No, I'm going to bet the house on X.
I'm going to bet whatever.
How much?
Whatever.
How much?
Whatever.
Put some money where your mouth is, nigga.
Okay.
Five bids, cast one.
No.
Pussy.
I'm going to bet a five bids on non-fighters.
Oh, now it's a non-fighter, but you're going to bet five bids on Mottie.
That's a non-fighter, right?
I wouldn't bet five bids on Mottie.
You're going to bet five bids pilot fighting Mottie.
I'm not even like this you was you was you said I was you up at that whole house. You actually five days as soon as I said Marty
Also, you do you do a hundred fucking pussy leader, right? That's it
You came out from Vegas. I'm on
Experience fighter pilots on pilot used to fight
Piles of coke
Pilot is fully sober, but he's sober besides alcohol Adderall and Xanax
The nigga adapt told me that he saw pilot talking to himself in the mirror before his fight the last fight
He said he's like
He was fucking losing his fucking mind niggas off drugs
I'm not doing no other drug
That's cool. The world
And you really believe in your man's what's it been then?
Wow, I got exegot pilot same day same day
You guys, you hear what I'm saying?
You didn't put any up for it.
No, I would do poor.
Buzz ball in my seat.
Because.
That's what we do to it.
Bro.
You guys didn't do it properly. We told you.
We're jobs.
We put a tiny bit of blue buzz ball in your seat.
You know what's supposed to leave yours overnight?
I know that since it's the season of time.
No, it doesn't.
He does. And he's got a clue on your lip.
What?
It's not a case, is it?
Are y'all on this shit?
What the heck?
Why would you put a buzz ball on my shit, bro?
We need peaches, too.
Ooh, peaches is fire.
You like peaches?
I would like peaches.
This is a buzz ball pineapple.
You actually might be drunk on a pineapple.
I know.
With a headache in the next morning.
Huh?
You call me?
No, I'm sorry.
Oh, I said my bad.
Oh, matter.
Dude, are you actually thirsty?
Yeah, I gotta run.
You guys fighting on your fighters now?
We just bet a thousand.
Oh a thousand?
You guys sure coming up?
I bet on Piley to bet on X.
No, it's all up.
So what about us winning them?
I got that now.
I
$10 oh
Dude, I literally told you on discord whenever I'm in LA
They said I gotta hit you up with what you owe me
What the fuck?
Yeah, okay, you didn't even respond to me. Did you check it today? No
What am I gonna sit there like a text you every day? Hey big stuff?
I'm gonna know you say yo, I'm in a late one today. I'm a lie back now
Let me work around. Let me do it. There's no way you're holding it for air wand. I know a wager
Wait, what was a wager?
Niggaz in Valoran cuz he was on a team that had a team and I hooked his ass
They had a cheater on the team. I don't know what the cheater you guys
I thought you couldn't bet.
I thought you couldn't bet.
What?
I thought you were supposed to like bet and stuff.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Because you're Muslim.
Dude.
That's the opposite.
Wait.
What are you leaving?
What?
What are you leaving Jesus Christ?
Oh, he's Christian.
Thank you!
Oh my...
He's Christian, bro.
He was saying Wallahi earlier.
That's a language.
Wallahi doesn't equal Muslim.
Wait, wait, is that like, are you from Toronto?
Huh?
You're from Toronto?
No, I'm Rack.
Why are you saying you're from I-Rack?
He's like, he's like a hard Q, you hear him?
He says I-Rack.
But he's from I-Rack.
You're from I-Rack.
Hey, where are you from?
The sweet streets of Pennsylvania.
I'm from Italy.
You know how his mom came here?
He told me earlier in the store, she brought him a cross on a boat.
And guess where my cross is now?
ripped it off my neck I not touch your
great he said he said oh right out your
muscle rip that shit off yeah and I was
like my mom got that for me lacy really
means I'm gonna fuck yeah you know I
actually just came back Jason who's
out he was three man in a day
Max and who the oh really
playing with them and so you play just this
dance and shit like that oh that's it bro
good good for you
No, I was just saying what we did today. What do you do today?
I just want to tell you guys.
Oh, who's the guys?
Um, uh, uh, Little Connor.
No!
What did he say?
I was thinking of his game name!
It's a Little Connor. Little Connor.
Little Connor in big break.
Little Connor? Little Connor's name.
What is breakin'?
I don't know what big break it is.
What's it called?
What?
I did not forget your name. I was thinking of what your nickname was because I was going to say Balish
I've never heard someone say Iraq like like a hard cue bro Iraq it's not it's Iraq
he said it like a hard cue a hard cue for Iraq
that's just how I speak bro I emphasize my words
I can't, I might beat him to it.
I might bang to it.
No, I don't mean to be an asshole. Can you go there?
He's not in there. He's in the other boundary.
He's the one that said it. Why are you looking at me?
I said it here. I said it here.
Yo, that feeling got my shit bleeding.
Huh?
You said that it's going to salivate your mouth and put it in your mouth and it's going to
just rip your guts apart and then you need to bleed it out.
Yeah, it's even faster.
Rip your guts up.
Fuck the guts up.
Fuck you up, huh?
Your guts all fucked up.
Yeah, I should bleed sometimes though, not white.
What?
Bleed.
Come on.
What's that hurt?
What could it be?
Third.
I should bleed that.
We should low-keep.
Cheshire, watch the fourth.
Oh, like an asshole, please.
It's like I like my voltage redder.
I'm not doing that weird pex shit bro.
What weird pex shit?
What are you doing?
You keep doing it.
I'm telling you, when your girl come to you, she's drunk and she's saying, I don't want
y'all some looting night.
You gotta tell her no, bro.
Tell her no, bro.
I'm not having any hit chest today.
Bro, pex is not hit, bro.
Stop saying thank you, thank you, bro.
Say no to it.
Listen, baby.
As a man, there's nothing wrong with getting fucked in the ass.
What the fuck kind of white ass?
Bro, I don't believe it.
Bro, it's from hitting the cool thing shit, bro.
You just said it's just been happening for Mad Lou.
It was the first time you had the cool thing shit.
I had it.
You're following me wrong.
I didn't hear no fire.
It placed you.
Jenny, have you ever put anything in your butt?
What?
Yeah, you put it in your butt.
That's it?
Both?
And your own?
Wait, I got both of them.
Now you're ready to do what we did, too.
Like, what?
I did it one time.
No, I think you're my brother.
I'm stuck up there.
Well, I'm not going to let everybody talk about, oh,
male G spots in the ass.
No, it's more than what I said, and it's over.
No?
What's your order?
Do you have a rose toy?
No way.
I got a rose toy.
No way?
What?
Do you have a rose toy?
What?
A rose toy.
Am I working?
Like you put it over the hat now?
No.
He's like under the hat?
Bro, why do you have this on the hat, man?
You guys don't have this on the hat.
It's under the hat, right?
Yeah, I think it's over.
Bro, is that finger myself?
It's like, bro.
I'm so glad.
I don't know how to explain it.
Explain it. I just wanted to see what the hype was about. What happens if I stick my finger on my butt?
So it's in my finger stuck them bitch on my butt and like just fell a little bit of like
It feels like we're trying to squeeze out of hoop
Do Connor you should just go like fully bald and keep the beard I would look like 35
What he said, he said tie like a turbo.
Yo, why don't you go tie your shirt and jump, fuck you.
Do you see it?
Send him the hand, like he's supposed to be on some shit like that.
What's the word?
Yo, what the fuck are you doing?
Wait, someone say something.
Someone say something.
Come get this dick.
Pause, pause.
No, I went to New York all my life.
I went to New York and they told me, like literally they told me like,
Like if someone says N.D., it's actually going to say Pulse like that.
Yeah, it's Pulse.
Yeah.
One day in New York, I was like, that's like global.
You got Frank.
You got Frank?
Yeah.
What's that?
I'm not throwing.
I don't throw Franks.
You got to throw to Frank.
You got to throw to Frank.
Don't try to have him throw to Frank at me.
No, not at you.
If you go to New York, start throwing to Frank to everybody.
No, you got to get to Frank.
You got to get to Frank.
You got to tell him.
Is it like your guys' core sign?
Like that?
You suck my dick screw it to everyone you see
You don't do that in New York.
Yo, what a bro.
No, no, no, no.
No, I'm gonna throw my dick on Andy.
I love it.
No, no, no, no, no.
So, how many next things right now?
Say that.
No, no, no.
You just don't.
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
You just zoomed in on me, bro.
Fuck no.
Yeah, just, you're faking it.
No, I like my New Yorker.
I was walking the streets.
Everyone was fucking with me.
So, what is your thing that you think is gonna get a burst of it?
This is actually a legend in Calabasas coming from an urban person here.
Thank you.
What am I gonna get if I take it off?
What?
Nothing.
It's not good.
Bro, it's not even bad.
You just had it off a week ago.
About a week ago?
Why you keep throwing it to front?
Holy shit.
Oh look.
Paul, face your hair.
Holy shit.
What happened to you?
Face your hair.
Hey, man.
I'm trying to help you.
What the fuck?
I know I can front like the front, the front, the front.
Cause it's like a little...
Wait, so what's the difference?
the front the front because like a little
have a look wait so why don't you just wear your hair out i don't get it like why do you keep
your eyebrows no they'll look fine i'm saying why don't you just wear your hair out i didn't
say that you look like messy like it looks good like you look like uh you just got that like
that haircut bro you cut too much and then like and then i and then i oh i see it right there
oh oh oh my god right here they cooked him don't work i'm wrong i don't got a bad hairline
Oh my god, you're she got cruise
What's the sort
You better watch the game yeah
You are here, but I can feel it I can feel you
I can feel you.
Jack!
I can feel you.
Jack!
Yo!
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Wait, are you sick?
Oh, I'm not sick at all.
Mom, good though.
I'm good.
You did that by the end?
Yeah.
Take it for real?
Yeah.
No.
I'm already brave and brave, bro.
What?
Bro, tomorrow we gotta tell a surprise.
I know the surprise part.
You did that by the end right now?
Yeah, bro.
You talking about like in your stream, what a bro keep that shit go on my on my day
What if you bet on the game no, I didn't why do they call you 24?
Because that's my agent so I can make fun of her a lot of things
Whose balls are right now balls right now, I'm gonna open the game
Oh!
Yeah.
I am in a-
I am not at this point.
My library was closed gates.
I know.
Jaylen Brunson just made a two point pull-up jersey.
So, who could have thought that she was that weak?
No, she knows she got a play button!
I better put a ball through.
I better be on it!
No, you're right, you're quite a lager!
Be on it!
Be on it!
Be on it!
Be on it!
Be on it!
Be on it!
Be on it!
Be on it!
Let's do it!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Nixon 4!
That was killed in Dotson, that's it?
I don't know, bastard, sorry.
Thank you, bro.
Bro, J, let's just finish the game.
Bro, let's just finish the game. Come on, J.
I'm down, fucking. If y'all stay here, though, I've got to go upstairs.
Bristinger?
That's Bristinger.
Do you like this hat?
No.
He picked my fucking hat, bro.
You can't go to the skin when it don't make no money.
I mean...
Actually, you have to touch it here.
That's nuts.
I'm not on whatever you're...
Nice!
Where you got they see we got I got a spurs yes first
Right here
Wait shop put the scoreboard up. Oh wait, I got I got chairs and shit wait
Yeah
I don't think a button is nice. All he does is cry.
Move the cap way you want to move the couch
This is how we all got this how we maximize revenue on twix not showing the game
But shortly everybody six dollars to watch while you run ads
Those are ethical free throws
What's that?
Go for a goal!
Go for a goal?
Andi? Switch!
Come on, I'll give you a fucking board.
Oh my god!
Runs in!
Oh my god, Runs in.
Oh my god, Runs in.
Ohhhh.
Go on.
Scoreboard?
Oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Take that!
Delieve it, delete it, man.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
W2K, W2K.
We have some fucking disgusting people here.
What is that weak ass?
You can't even see the fucking time
I'm gonna fix it bro, I'm gonna fix it
This is the ad right now, only shit bro
I don't have 2k chat
Bro, don't say that
You're right, you're first.
W fraud.
You're on scene?
No.
I should have had that found.
You still have the person you came back with?
No.
No, the person's not acting.
Wait, they say you're a large person.
So he is blue.
I
Oh my god, don't move.
He's gonna shoot Josh Hardy's musicals.
Oh my god!
From the corner!
Go, let me go!
Wait, who's two?
Yeah!
Let me.
Good looking D! What the fuck?
That's a good looking D by me, Danny.
Nice.
I'm gonna get this bottle.
What? What? Where you going?
Why is he ending?
There's no way he's better. There's no way he's better in to go on patreon for the last quarter, right?
Money, man.
What was patreon?
Hey, John.
Do you just do what I say?
Do you watch festivals?
That's fucked up, bro.
What's up this time?
I said that's fucked up.
You said that's messages?
Yeah.
Would you?
I'm not.
You don't have my engines?
No.
Bro, I have my engines.
I tried to.
Okay.
I don't know how to do that.
You don't have engines?
We'll get your engines, Jason.
go go go and tell the two kids you have a two-kid go chat
I don't know if I need to remember my chat
I'll want it I'll want it
wait what's that he got you
I'll get back
nice
if it's hard
wait that was a crash
you know you're honest you want me to get traded to the sumptuous
you see that Lazy
what
they might go they go full of JC and JB
yeah
Tell 24 to add me on this one.
Oh, okay, man.
Wait, whoa!
My guy said he asked for it.
What the fuck is up with you, Barry?
What?
What's up with you?
What do you mean, what's up with you?
Are you off that fucking booger sugar?
Love the pineapples.
How'd y'all shake them up?
They had 24 hours waiting in the fridge.
Yeah.
So did you...
Whoa, how many seconds?
Did you inspire the...
I brush Lurdy inspired you?
I'm an inspiration to the youth, bro.
I'm an inspiration to the youth.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You know what someone called me today?
Divergent sir.
Literally, old lady walks up to me.
She said, I just want you to know you're a legend in Calabasas.
She also has sung every part of the Newcastle people.
I got a present for her.
I was talking about the songs.
I'm literally of no legend in Calabasas.
Derek, I sent you Vogue's Discord.
Can you add them?
Oh, wait a minute.
How much have you gotten on Lazy?
On this game?
Two bands?
Well, hey Jason.
I told him like that.
I told him like that.
He just had the came in.
I'll tweet him.
You're an ender.
I'm going to tweet him.
You see?
He's doing another thing too.
Yeah, that's good.
Come on.
Thank you.
Oh, I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
Come on. Go even further.
Is that too far?
No, go even further.
That's too far.
I can't cook as pure.
Give me something else.
Oh, it's Pride Month.
Yes, go ahead.
You won't be careful for that.
Happy Pride Month, everybody.
Pride is coming out.
You could do that.
Yo!
What are you doing?
Yeah, I told you bro. No
God, bro, I could have got the first two
I was eating all my soul and I was gonna think you're not gonna first week out
I could have got first week out, but I'm just you know, I want you to thank me right now
Well, you thank me. Thank you for not fucking putting you know the first one was bad
It was that you were permanently starting the petties at the house
Fuck you
I'm gonna get $10 to sub one random lucky winner in the chat.
Last one.
Run.
Hey.
Yo, Castle's cool, fuckbomb.
See, Castle?
You're gonna see it all in.
Garen, fuc-s a pass to Wimby!
Lemme, wow!
Let me get up!
No, it was me!
Lemme's playing for injury!
Are you liking it on the right monitor or the left monitor?
You really 24 years
You've been on a weight loss for three years.
It's why the chain your mom brought in from Iraq.
When you were four years old is now broken. You're never getting another one like it. Fuck you.
Wow, that's...
Wait, right in. Right in.
wait let's fill it up
hey yeah you get it
yeah I did
nice Wemby
you got bread on it Jason?
no no no bread
come on focus
I'm gonna lie I'm gonna have to start betting on the dicks again
let's go Wemby chick go into the chat guys come on
Come on
I do got my germy lin nix jersey in my closet. I might have to bring that back
Colorado, that's not your body buddy. Sit the plane defense
It's not looking good for this birds here
I'm not a liar, I want the mix of it.
Why?
Why do you want the mix of it?
Because they're underdogs.
I went to New York.
The mix are not underdogs.
I'll low key want the mix of it.
Are the mix underdogs?
Low key.
Yeah, they are.
Fuck, I'm from Texas though.
Yeah, this is San Antonio.
I know.
Fake-ass Texas fan.
But I'm more than a matter of fact.
I'm not a fan.
I'm not a fan.
I'm not a fan.
I'm not a fan.
Well, I'm from Texas though.
Yeah, this is San Antonio.
I know.
Fake-ass Texas fan.
Well, I'm more of a Mavericks fan.
I'm a Mavericks fan.
But like...
Cooper Fly?
Name one player besides Cooper Fly from the Mavericks.
Oh...
It's like Hunter.
How are you everybody?
AD.
AD doesn't play for the Mavericks.
You got a trainer?
Yes.
Still the triple.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Wow. Nice board, Webby.
Fuck. I'm not gonna lie. I love this person.
You know what? Webby's kind of slow, though.
Webby is so... Hey, yeah. Webby.
That board! Hey!
Man, I love that stick! Put it in me!
Yes!
Wait, they got a lunge?
I suppose it's got nudge, yeah.
Bring it all the way how is your sure?
Nice!
Let's go Nix, she got out of New York.
Oh my god.
You didn't know what's going on bro.
I'm gonna explain.
Oh he's a bucket.
Oh!
That's awesome.
Castle Deadass plays like me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Castle, Castle Deadass plays like me.
So I wish Rob Gillian was playing on it.
He just wanted to be here.
Yeah, we're boys now.
That's how my OG hits that.
What? It's my big suny lead to ground out.
That's my dope butt.
Wait, why is, oh, I thought OG was like just a defender.
And since when can we do hoops on offense?
Oh, many.
Castle, we're going.
Thanks.
Oh, my God.
He's so tough.
He's so tough.
Come on, Nick.
He always wants to sign Jersey, Lazy.
Castle doesn't.
Oh, my God, he does.
Yes.
This is going to go for Matt Redd.
You should have kept that wimpy jersey.
You got it?
You want to stop it?
What?
You remember?
You remember?
Yeah, I have that.
He lost, dude.
You get busted, I swear to God.
Bro, Busta not in the game?
Why Busta not in the game?
He'll do it. He'll go in at 7.
Wow.
Go, Fox!
They need Busta back in the game.
Oh my God, look who I'm betraying.
Not him.
Yes!
Limby! Oh my God, it's okay!
That's the first lead!
Castle!
BAAAAA!
That's the first lead, yeah?
Yo, why does cat play so sassy?
Take that shit down!
Sassy you.
Hand one.
I know when he's gas from running up and down, bro.
I'm not lying.
If I had to run up and down a quarter-three-five...
If they make you shot, this is a dagger.
Like no bullshit.
Oh, why don't we more?
Why don't we knock him to the ground, brother?
They need to slow down, bro.
This is a good-ass game!
Good team dug in.
Maash's title to Spurs, Nix, Finals, Game 1, with friends, having fun, Baylash.
What's that?
Tab, Attack on Titan? What's that?
What's that?
Attack on Titan, Tab. Long ass title, alright?
You like Attack on Titan, right?
It's a great one.
Attack on Titan for the best anime.
I like the tab.
Here's one of my toys.
Oh, yeah, bro, it's one of my toys.
I see like three of those.
I see, oh, shit, okay.
I've watched it one and a half times.
Shit's so good.
He's so good.
I'm a country rude guy.
I just watched him on the slums.
You watched anything?
Yeah.
You watched anything?
Yeah.
Dragon Ball Z is my number one
and the number two is the Tecantime.
Dragon Ball Z number one?
And then I watched Vinless Aga
but only the first season.
Second season, I got, I got.
Yeah.
I like Death Note.
I like Death Note.
What's your, what's your second?
Um, probably code yes.
That's a great one.
What's it?
What's that one about?
It's the other one.
I don't know.
Wait, let me see this.
What?
You don't see about Anna.
You don't see about basketball.
You don't see about basketball.
I never said I don't see about basketball.
You don't see about basketball.
I don't see about New York.
I don't, I don't, I don't see about basketball.
I see a question.
You're a selfish man?
Uh-huh.
And then three players on a selfish.
Jason Tatum.
Jason Brown paying for it.
He's right.
He's right.
He's right.
Who they lose to in the playoffs this year.
They leave us with 76ers.
And then 76ers got swept right after.
Oh, right.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
I want to see it.
You know your shit.
You know your shit.
Yo, Lacey, why is he using your name?
No one's using the excuse I'm showing, right?
Uh-oh, uh-oh, drama.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Drama.
Why do I hear something?
I hear something.
It's like a humming.
No, it's like...
Why do I hear shit?
Oh, it's like the headphones are from audio.
Oh, it's three headphones.
No, because it's playing to my speaker.
It's not like silky.
It's like glue.
Oh, I just do one of my pocket.
I'm watching the silky stream earlier.
Welcome to your new video channel.
No, yeah, I'm Patreon.
I subscribe to the channel.
You good, bro?
Yeah, bro.
You're not stressing my number.
You're not stressing my number.
I'm not stressing my number.
I'm just...
Why are you fucking chilling?
My name is deadass, can I use for any skins?
Crazy, bro.
Deadass?
Oh, shit.
Wait, which one?
The alien?
I got some fucking new one, apparently.
New one?
Phone charger?
Oh, access to entire...
Lacey's entire fucking phone.
I'm done.
to entice the laces entire fucking bone I'm done
here's my gun place
cats playing like a little sissy boy bro what is that lines right now switch
Check.
I think Wemby's playing really good.
I don't like any like any.
Yeah, well first right here.
Yeah.
Yeah, fuck it, yeah.
Come on, next.
Wait, it's bad to plug your phone into a PC?
Yeah, it can't be.
It's fine, bro.
Brunson's back in the game.
Brunson!
Oh my god!
Brunson's in? Where's Wemby?
I'm saving him for the last three.
Bring it home for me.
How is that?
That's so good, you know.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie. If you're a superstar MVP caliber player,
you cannot sit for a single second of the fourth quarter in the finals.
I don't care if you're injured.
Wimby, Wimby, I need you back here.
Dylan Harper. That's not really a rookie, bro.
Dylan Harper?
Pretty much.
I
Wow
There's no way this game is born
Holy shit Castle get up, bro, that ain't it a step down come on. Oh my god. Run. She doesn't look her
Oh, let me back in let me sit the fuck up. Oh, why is he he's just chillin in the back, bro
Wait, let me you're selling
Why do my ears and nose look so
I'll give you my chain of money.
That's sweet.
It's not mine.
It's my actual tool.
It was Duma.
Delicious.
God.
Adam Silver's ears are shooting.
It's because you...
Sink his shirt.
What's going on?
What the fuck is he doing?
Let me back in bro, 6 minutes left.
I want this person.
I got a route.
I'm from Texas.
Dill Harbor.
Wow.
Wow, what is he doing?
2v1.
What is game play?
It's that basketball.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's my goal.
Brunson is so nice.
He's so nice, bro.
Bronson is so nice. He's so nice, bruh.
Bronson has 23.
Let me have an 18.
Cag got 18.
Oh
Comer like come on when be I need better than this for you in the finals you're putting up a stinker against Carl Anthony towns
Hey, they would fall off bro
Suki downstairs hitting woman
Oh, shit, what the fuck?
Is this on Patreon?
Is this Patreon exclusive right here?
Let's watch out, though.
Is he trying to coach her?
I don't think so, man.
Is she good at boxing?
She's a high history.
I'll be here and save her, but I still feel you using one hand always do a little
Oh, this is good like play fighting with a shorty.
This is good method.
This is good method.
Now that's a lazy one.
Come on.
Oh, is he ready?
Is he ready, though?
Is he ready, though?
Oh
No, not even like a bad way oh my god, oh my god four hour mark. Oh my god four hour mark. Oh my god four hour mark
Holy shit
Overworking
Is he ending because he had four hours?
No way
I didn't ask my start doing that. No, cuz I actually I saw this clip and I have a realization
You should walk in there and go save her
What's the four hour mark go save her bro?
For our mark we hit four hours. You just get every you buffed on the fucking mankind. Yeah
Yeah, that's back some other one.
Every virus, every bad thing, it just hits you all at once.
Oh, so you just have to end string.
I might have to end string.
That does.
Jack, bro, I'm like, I'm ordering you.
I get to order you.
How long is your time?
Well, when I'm dressed up, I can do like,
16 hours, an hour, like four hours.
Like, I'm like, oh, how about you off a fucking leg?
What type of drug are you?
No, I'm on drug, NBA finals.
I was sitting here watching Silky Fakebox Diana.
What are we doing here?
I'm trying to watch Jalen Brunson versus Wemby.
We're watching a fucking Ford ad right now.
What do you want us to do, bro?
Watch the fucking ad until we talk about the ad?
We'll talk about the game.
Are you okay, bro?
Silky's talking in your pocket again, bro.
Stop behind, bro.
He always has his ears on, he always has his eyes on.
What is that emo about yelling like this?
What is this?
What is that?
I think I can Webby's cock-ins?
No, what are you talking about, man?
10 bucks?
Wait, there's a streaker!
Really?
Wait, we're about to lose two fans, we see?
No, I'm gonna win two hands.
That just sucks.
There was dead ass a streaker.
We missed it?
Wait, so what the fuck was that what the fuck was that what the fuck was that with your mouth?
What was that?
What just fucking yawn, bro. Stop yawning
Yawning's not bad. That's what dr. K told me
Oh my god, look at the street. Yo, he took a selfie with Wemby! That's tough! That's tough!
Ha ha ha!
You're the biggest son of a...
Ha ha ha! That was crazy!
I was dead-ass when I was saying that, but he chopped.
That guy, yeah.
Wow, that photo's gonna be fucking legendary. Is it worth getting banned from Amperee Truck and NBA game, though?
Yeah, if I could use them all as my savings plan, that's a good...
It's a jump ball for that?
Let's go!
Go to Spurser down by f**king.
They're down by a good chunk. I ain't a lie.
Oh my god. Are you f**king kidding me?
Yo, get Champagne out of the game, dude. He's airballing.
I've been saying it. He's dog sh**.
Come on, next. Yep. 360.
How is Brunson is good!
Bro, I see my head is unstoppable!
Holy fuck!
There's a left-hand layup.
W New Yorkers!
Bro!
All his bad just makes it to the actual like-
Because this is actually bad!
How the fuck is Brunson making every layup?
Let me just get into paint and block him!
Brunson is genuinely out playing Webby right now!
Why is webby not just going to the ball?
Thank you be a star
Wimby what the fuck am I watching?
It's a fucking buff when I'm at New York holy shit
You see, that game's strapped up, isn't strapped up, you talk.
If I lose two games, if I lose two games, you're talking about you gave the mix a buff.
Any time you're better than him, they lose.
Wait, can I think about it?
Yeah, yeah.
No, you took his int right there.
No, this is arbitrary capital. This is my second one.
That's not your second one!
That's not your second one!
That is not your second one!
He's alcoholic?
Brunson with the ball?
Come on, we gotta put a curse on Brunson or something straight.
Oh my god.
Hey, don't rebound, Wemby! Fuck!
We're not about to let Mitchell Robinson bitch.
Okay, because I don't have money on it.
I'll help you guys.
Come on, lock him up.
Lemby's getting bitched.
Hell no, they gotta find Brunson or it's a lost possession.
No, the company does this hand, bro.
No, no, it's not making a mess.
Lemby, take over!
You long bitch!
They actually need a score here.
It's over.
Three ball.
Thank you, Wemby!
Thank you, Wemby!
Oh, my God.
He's going, he's going.
Oh, my God.
One thing they still need to do.
We'll like this all the time.
I hope you guys will see it.
No, we'll want to be doing it.
Let's go, man.
Two kick for Lacey.
Let's go, guys.
He's going to be sold.
He is.
Dude, he's, dude, I'm not going to say this.
So I'm saying, bro.
No, I'm God.
If his dick is small, then seven inches.
Strike him down.
It's not a son son I don't think it's we can be
strong but smaller than seven because if you're actually looking in depth at it bro
but but what if it's small and it's just like everybody everything on his body is long
and his dick is little but I would say that's horrible that's not what I'm telling you guys
like that even no no no girls don't like when the dick is too big yes no they
They said 5.2 is perfect.
Well, Lahi.
I'm not even kidding.
Because she said like that big one's her.
She's on God, I'm not even kidding.
The big one's her.
This one's perfect.
I don't have the future.
All my life, I'm nervous.
Like, Wemby, I heard that's a bad thing, but I genuinely thought that I was like, I don't know.
It was him or her.
I thought like Wemby, if Wemby had a big-ass dick, he wouldn't get no bitches.
You know what I'm saying?
That's why it's better.
I, every day I pray, I'm like, yo, thank God I'm not as tall as Wemby, because Marsha was her girls.
He's Mark been having a small dick. No, no, I should little wait. Are you a 5.2 or above? I'm a cool fuck on the fire, bro
You're 5.2 for
I'm like really girthy. I feel like you got you definitely got a nice dick
Great
What's yours? I'm gonna mine starts. I'll be honest. I'm too much as well soft. I am
It's like a turtle shell and beyond it literally your grandma bro. It's inside the shell when I'm soft like this game game game game game game
6.2 or 6 to me what me right now my point
Stop
What's the game resident on the ball
Oh my god, that's it.
What the fuck?
We just had to boost it up.
I'm not alive.
Okay, Nick, start losing.
I'm gonna start losing.
Dylan Harper, bro.
This is your game.
Dylan Harper, give him the motto.
Wemby.
Give him the motto of the game.
Thank you.
Here we go.
Yes, Cat.
I miss Cat.
Hey!
What the fuck?
Wemby.
Good boy!
Come on.
Put it up!
Get that bucket!
Dunk!
Oh my god, Wemby.
Wemby's first three!
Holy fuck, he shoots off.
Wemby just made the fucking bat.
Let me just kick the fuck out of here.
It's all good Wemby.
Keep it going, bro.
Keep it going.
What the fuck was that?
Keep it going, Wemby.
It's all good, bro.
I'm ready to come here.
I mean, sometimes I watch basketball and I can do that.
Like, sometimes I roll with something and watch it.
It's super fucking cool.
What did you say?
How far is it in the zone before you leave?
Uh, it's like...
I don't think it's in probably three, three hours.
No, it's far, though.
What's going on?
What's your bet?
What's your bet?
What's your bet?
What's your bet?
What's your bet?
What's your bet?
What's your bet?
What's your bet?
I'm not saying that at least, I called you at dinner.
I didn't put dinner, I appreciate it.
You what? I have four for that.
You're so funny.
Yo, wake up, bro.
All over my favorite animation, nice.
You're just a lot of shit, man.
How am I larking coke job?
I don't have a coke job.
Oh, you're like this?
You were browning your teeth?
I'm not doing anything.
appreciate it. Damn, so he rated you. I got a favorite. No, it's actually a vibe though,
like, like kind of like passing raids onto the roast, like simply raise you when you rate me type
up. I just keep my shoes on, too, so I gotta shoot that. That's all. Assuming Lee is not in the crowd,
All right
cause a W raid, appreciate that Silk, appreciate your raid bro
I like when be skinny as put your cat on the ground like that
like that bro
my stress is gone
after all that
after all that
that right
come on one of these
I
Was actually playing playing pretty well
They see look so good right now not even trolling away your face looks you're super handsome. Thank you
Is that the guy that would attend chick-fil-a sandwiches on the bottom right?
Put it on God someone said that
on every
bro, look at the message right here, look
wait actually
bro, watch the game
look, now you're okay on my body
now you're okay on my body
oh my god, that's what my chattains are
oh my god, brenton's joke
brenton's joke
this is what webby takes over the game
webby, let me take over
watch this
oh my god, yep
hey!
oh my god
okay
that was actually the
that was the equalizer
hell, no
oh my god, this is the worst part
Oh
My god
He's ghost
Yeah, I need Wemby to score one more time
My god, this is brick after brick
How's it on the floor? How's it on the floor? He's going up to the ball you fucking moron
Appreciate that second
What is that bro day, what is that title there?
Nice
I
And he
Mom of me make these make these two go
Wait is jk jk is jk is jk rock you and silky's mom
So he's like scorpion's like a little like mod slight
Damn bro, it's really so this game
I'm sorry.
Nick sold his shirt.
Nick sold his fucking game.
BRUN SON.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, son.
Yes, I went son.
His name is Brun Son.
Band.
No, it doesn't.
Who's the orange fucking the bag feeling himself?
Oh
Gee Suni Lee is not in the crap. How is Brunson grabbing that board over?
Oh my god, that's just like God. Oh my god
It's too great. It's a great game. It's a great game one.
Webby! Lock the fucking!
This is scary, bro.
Why don't they just run to the bucket and go for a fucking bunk?
Wait, did the announcer just hit a bang?
I don't know. I don't know.
You don't get this.
Dear folks!
Oh my god!
Oh no!
I think very much needed.
Oh no!
I don't know. I don't know.
No, they score it's actually over.
Oh, one be one scenario.
Why they isolating?
No, let me please play house.
Someone get ready, get ready for the slide.
Good help.
Nice.
Show them the house.
No.
Bro, you got to let them play on one of those possessions,
bro.
That's a foul, bro.
I got to see it back to see if that's actually a foul.
Oh, god, dole is thrusting.
What a shot from Brunson, dude.
That's actually a rebound I would get
Bronson got the rebound attack, oh my god
It's only 6-1 bro
Oh my god, look at all New York
Dude, look at my New Yorkers
New York might go up in flames if they win
I love New York
GGs
No, no, no, let me, let me logo pull, he's gonna do it
He's gonna pull for the logo
What's he do like?
But I'm like a big spurs fan
Yeah, yeah, go thank you for the fog gift to appreciate that bro next time. Let's make it 10
Bro thoughts needed to make that
Give it to one be bro give it to one be bro
Oh
Oh
Let me just run off the score game. I'm not scared of it game on the line to dribble it off your foot
What do that? It's scary. I
Can't I believe what the fuck is that? Oh wait, that's what yeah, you just wrote it off his foot
Yo stealing it gave insinid run some of the dagger
Oh
The next just stole game one in San Antonio. That's insane. That is insane. Oh my fucking god
National Guard
Oh, so he wanted to mix
He's gonna be happy Brunson's got 30 Wow
Damn, bro, I was not expecting this
I don't know.
Yeah, winning a game one away is so important that's like crazy.
Was the Corgi Corgi right or wrong?
The Corgi say next game one.
I don't know.
I mean it's over here.
He says first why yes over
Let me dribble it always
Corgi was wrong
I'm gonna games over bro
Yeah, it's over bruh.
Okay bruh.
Alright Jake, you can probably end your shit.
There's lots of dance.
Cause I know you're trying to end your shit.
Oh, jeez, let me just read us now.
What is this?
Is anyone in New York right now?
Oh my god, that's how it was when I was on the street.
Slab box
Oh, that's my boy Tay!
New York is late!
How many cameras are there?
Spider-man? What the fuck?
D-T!
4, Nick's in 4, Nick's in 4, yeah!
I might need to run back to you.
We'll let it up to pop out for a game.
When me not going out like that, God is not.
If they lose game 2, it's over.
That's baby goat, bro.
I really think it's first take into now.
There's a lot of control.
The way they lose game 2.
Both out.
Alright.
This is gonna end in you.
Thank you, bro.
How old are you?
Is it like maybe a 7 or over?
Oh
You got 18,000 subscribers Jason
Damn
What can you say? You want to be alone or like...
I mean...
Yeah, I would be alone here.
I guess.
Who says you're alone?
Well, I have a montage.
Well, I thought I'd see some of you.
I can just chill. I feel bad. I don't want to leave you alone.
No, no, no. That's okay.
Yeah, Lacey. It sucks.
These are too bad.
What are you doing, bro?
I think I'm...
Come on!
Get out of my room!
All right, let's go to the couch back and check.
No, score this one, score.
We get it, you can have some more.
What do you think, out of your, uh, FX3s?
No, bro!
I got, you're not selling any cameras?
No, bro.
Can I get another level?
Wait, I'm gonna take another two seconds.
Yeah, actually I'm gonna take one.
I'm gonna start.
Bro, you have a revel right here.
What did you do?
Oh, yeah, let's fix your car.
Is this the star of David on the floor?
Oh, that sweet town on the island.
Wait, what do we do now?
Yeah, I'm about to end, let me end, dude. Let me fucking end my screen.
Wait, why do you think Dragon Ball is bad?
Why are you getting mad?
I'm not getting mad, bro.
I'm good, bro. I'm good.
I'm just trying to get out of here.
I need to get out of here a couple times. China.
Saves a lone wolf
I'm raiding rage. Wait go to your dashboard real quick
Wait, why is that typing your search bar? What the fuck? What is already pre-typing a search bar? What?
What in the chat what is that?
What the fuck?
Bro, it's like this.
What they wanted to happen, what the fuck?
Wait, Jason, did you call me?
We want the animal too?
I swear I heard you say yo bro, come here.
What's the rate?
The rate is off on the rate.
How do we offer them the money?
What's the rate?
The rate for me.
I'm gonna be a jester for the rain bro.
Kill yourself.
Yeah, there you go.
You know, I'm out.
See?
Sorry.
Yeah, be a jester, bro.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, who wants a rain?
Dance if you're gay.
Dance if you're gay.
Dance if you're gay.
Dance if you're gay.
Yep, yep, yep.
You got that.
I see this.
I'm gonna have a rain.
There's no way I'll just dance in my own back.
There's no way I just dance my underwear for nothing you fucking stammer
No, I didn't know I did not Twitter 3 GG and I'm gonna take a leak or quick
All right, guys.
All right, guys.
All right, all right, all right.
Oh.
One day of work, but we ain't make no sales.
Are we overstaying our welcome?
Yeah, we're gonna take the peaches with us.
The peaches with us.
Is it a bag?
Not on.
Is it on, James?
Let's try the peaches.
No, my backpack's not on.
It's not.
Oh my god.
It smelled good.
I feel like that's empty gas.
Should we try it right now?
It definitely marinated enough.
What should we do?
Should we try it alone?
But you know what he gets about food.
He's watching right now.
What?
He's watching.
What do you mean?
He's always watching.
Who is?
Lacey.
On the camera.
Oh my god.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Oh my god.
Ham, bro, yes, he's watching us right now.
He's just gonna know if we eat it.
So what's he gonna do about it?
What?
Who's gonna stop us if we eat it?
All right, you wanna try peaches?
Oh, no.
I'm just trying to taste test.
That ass, I ain't no sping.
Me and you, we in the kitchen,
cooking up a pot to piss in.
I'm finna fuck all you guys tonight.
Like we some bitches and I'm going nothing to drink.
Okay.
Like we submissive.
All right, ready?
Oh
Oh, it's a lot. Oh my god, baby
And we got it all touched together
Get a little peach
There wasn't good absorption on these
Well, I just like have them moisture around it ready?
Two ready you got a big one. Oh, I don't know. Baby
It tastes like a regular peach.
I don't think there's anything around it.
Let me try it.
Let me try it.
Let me try it.
It tastes like a normal peach.
It literally tastes just like a normal peach.
That was way too much.
NMS.
Did he actually grade me or is that a fake rate?
In my gesturing payoff
All right, I gotta check
Yes, I'm a jester. I'm a jester. Yes, Casey. Thank you for the raid. I'm a jester
Fuck you
Yeah, fuck you
I don't really it's just like it's peaches look like insane dude that
It's just tastes like a peach yeah, it's just a lot of just takes like a peach that they try
Oh
No, I don't think I don't think Druke has suck up like
He's gotta suck it
You got a note you got you have to be aware worst
Hey, you're just sucking suck. You should be good at that, too. Wait, okay, genuine question. Are you like
They jump here like, I'm not all I'm getting.
I, I, I, I, every, take time to see my videos.
Like, yeah, cause he gave me fun.
Wait, so on God, I'm being dead ass.
So you're not, I don't know.
No.
No.
Why is he, but then he's smiling.
I'm saying no.
It's joking, bro.
You get accepted.
Bro, I don't celebrate that.
Listen, I'm saying this if you look, there is this one.
You're going to celebrate it, brother.
Tomorrow.
Mix and fork, bro.
Mix or not sweeping the spurs.
If Nick sweep the spurs, I will get butt naked and go two times square and run down a strip on everything I love.
Yeah, yeah, not sweeping. There's no way.
Spurs on the next scene is gonna be one-one, they're gonna go back to San Antonio, Spurs coming in, and I know it's gonna be up two-one.
Let me tell you something, the Bryce and Tyson dudes, they keep fucking doing dunks and shit, and who?
Nick's in a four, bro.
What are you guys doing? Huh?
I don't know basketball man. I'm a larper, bro. I just I like to do you all
Who's that
Oh, you shave your oh you're a hairy
Are y'all trying to run a game of 21
Yeah, I'm not asking y'all!
That picture is so shitty.
Really?
Yes, holy shit.
Is it normal to me?
I can't believe this far is lost.
At least did you make a bet?
Yeah.
Did it?
No.
What the fuck are my shoes?
That's fine, we don't want to wear those yet.
Where are those pink ones on the bottom though?
Actually, no, they're in your shimmering.
Are they?
Don't call me a fat whale, fuck you, bitch.
It's fucking black in here.
It should be right here.
Right here.
Wait, check.
Is braiding good at basketball?
Try to walk with your hands or sweep your shirt.
Yeah, go real quick.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
Ever watching a live stream?
Why'd you click on my stream?
Change your shorts. Why would I change my shorts?
Because you're a fat piggy.
The ants are gonna love your desk. I don't think there's ants in Calabasas. Bro, there's
not ants in Calabasas. I haven't seen a single ant in Calabasas yet.
I need a cleaner saw bedroom too, so just have them come tomorrow.
Well, I asked him to group chat when everyone said it was dirty and no one answered.
I know who, baby. Come on.
Hello?
Are they on the floor?
They're on the floor.
Oh, they're on the floor?
Yeah.
Why don't you ever go this way?
Said, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm on the floor.
Oh, you're on the phone.
He always got them on the phone.
Oh, your parents.
Is that a chain?
Huh?
Oh, he's got it.
Pull on.
Tell your parents I said hello.
Okay.
I
Can is this lazy to take my golf cart?
It is it would have been quicker. We would have been there
We're driving straight at 25 miles per hour you're saying chill
Why aren't they on?
You didn't go training long.
Oh my god, I get it.
Yo, dude, you are so lazy.
It's literally right there.
I'm gonna walk there because it's just faster.
You take the cart.
I'm literally gonna walk there before you get there.
OK, bet.
I'll wait here for you.
All right.
Marlon.
Marlon!
Marlon!
Martin didn't even live here anymore.
I think he moved to Europe.
up.
Wait, you want to explain the rules to them?
Oh, they don't know how 21 works?
Oh, I don't know, maybe.
Well, I think it's as maybe one of these.
Text the ladies and say we're playing 21 if you want to pull up.
Wait, do you guys know how to play 21?
Yeah, it's me.
Free throw?
That's what I said, a free throw?
And like, or it's just like a one, it's a one to y'all.
And once you make it, you get three free throws, and once you miss, like it's a live ball.
Okay, there, there, there. We play two free throws.
Let's play it on the rules.
They know, he knows, he knows how to play.
To put back in everything?
I mean, if he knows what 21 is, he knows how to play.
Yeah, 21, yeah.
21.
God!
Oh my goodness, look at that fly!
Look, 21 it up right now!
She's got no clue what 21 is.
Hey, good shot though.
Great shot.
Hold on now.
I'm so bad, girl.
Oh!
There's a quarter.
Wait, do we have to pay for the lights?
Do we have to go?
Yes, it's part of the electric bill and you guys have it on for like a whole month.
Wait, so we have to, every time the lights are on, the whole time we pay for that?
Yes.
That's stupid.
That's how it works.
Do you want to run it?
21?
Yeah, run it.
Wait, Lacey, are you sure you know how to play 21?
Uh, yeah.
How you play? I just want to make sure you know.
You have basketball shoes so surely you know how to play.
So you start on like the corners?
It's two shots each side. Two, two, two, two, two, two.
What the fuck are you playing? No.
Isn't that pig? Or horse?
I'm showing trolley shitting man.
Yes, you need to know how to play?
No, bro, I was about to flame you.
Fuck you talking about corners in the show.
Alright, tell me how to play.
So 21.
So basically what
It's basically one we're all on different teams one be one be one and it's the first person to 21
Toos and threes every shot you make
Every shot you make
To free throws after okay, so anything you missed the free throw anything in here's a two behind the lines of three
Yes
That's a three-point but like points like it's okay because some people I heard there's like two points there
No, not two things. Okay, and then there's also a rule called tippin. So let's say you shoot a three right?
And you miss it
Right, but can you do that some of the under 11 if they're under 11 and if they're above 11 they go back to 11
My shoulder's still a little tight, don't you?
Tight for what?
Uh, I'm not one.
When I fought pilot, I fucked up my shoulder like that.
Years ago.
Well, I'm 24, though.
Well, it's not really old, but like, my shoulder's stuck.
Let me try this.
Hold on.
I'm gonna try this before we go.
That's good.
Come on.
Try this before we go.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You guys can hear me.
I'm just saying what I said.
I don't want my pants to fall down.
Come on!
You got two points.
Wait, which one are you?
The black one.
You really have skills.
I don't even know what that is.
Come on.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
What the f*** am I gripping at first time?
Holy shit!
What the f*** is that?
Oh my god, that's not good.
Oh!
Fuck.
The red is so good.
So where's Henry 21?
Here he is.
Yeah, I don't know where he is.
Fuck.
Did you just hit him? Yeah.
Two, two, two.
Oh, what am I doing?
I thought I had to.
Goddamn!
I got it.
All right, stop it up.
Make it on the shoot.
Make it on the shoot.
We packed a zero.
I'm not kidding.
Why'd you come to get this skill set?
That's ridiculous.
Yeah, no, I thought that's a good point.
So I can get that.
Yeah, I guess.
Oh, poor.
Did we get breaks like you did?
Did we get half times?
Nope.
No, you're just outside.
Five.
He said, now he's getting up there, so now we should probably gotta get back here.
Oh, so now we're like reaching the wall.
I mean, yes, not really.
I think you're cooking like your ankles are fucking free.
No!
What the fuck are you doing?
Only one person gives a shot.
Well, no, your feet got to be on the ground.
No, in the air.
Your feet can't be on the ground.
I just got to leave behind the air.
I'm just gonna hit his ball.
No, I'll take the ball, bro.
Alright, bro.
How much do I got? 8?
I'm not leaving.
How many do y'all have?
8, 2, 2.
What the fuck?
Guard him!
Guard him!
Guard him!
Guard him!
Guard him!
Guard him!
4, 5, 6
WHAT?
What the fuck?
Guard him, guard him, guard him
I'll go for a break
Yeah
Bob?
Yeah
Is that the air quality?
More dense?
I can go for a break
Oh, he's gone.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I know.
Oh, crazy.
Nice break, break.
Fucking shit.
Yo, where are you?
Dude, I don't even know.
How?
Dude, there is no one.
I don't own God on this.
Fuck no, bro. Your feet were on the ground the whole time so I have to be in the air
Oh, shit, I would have came down here, wouldn't have heard something like that.
I would have came after you.
Oh!
Woo!
I just watched my breath go up to the fucking moon, nigga.
Uh, like, 1600?
Like, when it was, when it was down, like, four, I just got, like, a quick van.
Like, what was your last name?
Who's winning right now?
I'm 3-D.
8.
8?
7 and 5.
Oh, that's 11, fuck.
Come on.
Oh my god.
Yo, what?
What, you mean that's the buggy?
No, no, no, I didn't try to take it to the east.
What's your pain?
He's literally a flavoring owl.
Now, let me know if I'm like this, but like you like me.
No, no, it's weird.
Oh, what?
He's got you good, man.
13.
He's like, we're all mean.
He's easy.
We're only like 50% and he's going 100.
I don't know, 100.
He's doing skills. 13.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I can handle this.
Hell no.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
I have something correct to say to you.
Do I look like I'm a human after all?
No.
I don't want to have to be a stupid because I don't think something will help.
It's all fine.
I have something.
Wow.
That's a hurt.
Oh
I basically only shot that little 3-round there.
Psst! Psst!
Psst! Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
You overgain, mate.
No, I'm just gonna get back at you.
I got you.
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
What the fuck?!
I'm gonna do something.
Haha!
This thing...
I'm gonna jump, I'm gonna do it.
Drop, please, put your foot on.
I'm not gonna.
I'm gonna...
Psst!
Psst!
I'm getting tricked cuz I don't know what the fuck's going on
Why the fuck are you passing me here?
Bro, cause I don't know basketball
He deadass looking at me like I was like my obligation to give him the ball
No, I'm on a different time now
Let's go outside and move with him
Oh yeah, perfect shot
How are you letting him get only shot after that?
You just walk him down for 20 seconds and let him get over shot there.
18.
You have a 15 ready?
Yeah.
That's three.
Now he got his confidence up.
Now he's going to miss every single one.
He'll start shooting more trees now.
Cross.
Oh, what?
Oh, hi Dr.
Oh, I'm the 21st, okay?
We're gonna go do it.
You really think we're gonna go do it?
Hold on a second, is it one of the rules?
We're gonna go do it.
You missed like an extra 60 seconds, if there are like more rules.
Seven.
Oh.
Oh
Oh my god he dropped the bomb.
Oh that, Nicky. I want to sit up.
You got the body going.
What?
Nicky said.
That's five points. Who?
Who me? I'm on your side.
At least we have a couple of them.
What's the problem?
Is that a scene?
I'm trying to heal him.
Let's go for a kill on the left side of the hill.
Wait, how many points do I have?
70.
17.
Yeah, 17.
If he has 18 right here, y'all gotta check him out.
Oh, I got to check him out.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Step up, baby.
Step up, baby.
He's got three on me.
You need to step up, man.
Hey, these schools are three game.
Oh!
Look how you got an order clip right here.
Oh, yeah, that's it.
He's not making any trip.
Oh, my God.
He did have a baby on me last time.
You on that, Tom?
I'm sure you don't get an easy buck here.
You're your best friend since I'm shooting from there.
You didn't come drive on me.
Huh?
I'm on my head.
Go pause.
Go D. Go D.
Oh my God, he's dropping your shit.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna run him out.
Oh my God.
How about that?
Oh.
Nice break.
Nice break.
Nice break.
Nice break.
Nice break.
Nice break.
Nice break.
Nice break.
Nice break.
Nice break.
Nice break.
Oh, he has AT, why are we not trying to move out of him?
Oh
You got a shot?
Huh?
Yeah, I did or something.
Oh my god!
Look at my foot on supermassive hold.
Try to work on that now.
It's done. How'd you go?
Oh, you don't know anything.
What the fuck did you get the same amount of dust we get for out of here?
Oh fuck you!
You can see you fucking tricked me!
He's good.
That sugar got me on a little salmon as well.
What's going on?
I'm the eye short guy!
I'm the eye short guy!
Yo Connery, you gon' garden me from the half-sort life and you not gon' garden me from the high teeth!
Bro, Brady's gonna win regardless, look at him!
Yo!
I don't think I hit it from this far?
No.
You're not making that, Lacey. You're not winning the game right here. You're not making it from right there. You're not making it from right there. For a game?
Oh, it's a shame.
It's a shame.
It's a shame.
No.
I think it's probably my whole neck.
Wait, you going to guard you?
It's not your body.
I don't want to be late to head up front.
Fuck!
So I'm sweating a shit, right?
I know.
He's gonna drive.
He got no jumpers.
He's gonna drive.
He's gonna drive.
He got no jumpers.
I'll eat that.
Don't care about your jumpers.
I got no respect for it.
Holy shit.
Oh
I F**KING JUMPGON!
And I gave it 21!
Why some dude has got 7.40s?
Where's the car, bro?
I thought there was no oil.
Dude, no.
Oh my god, Brad.
I think the elevation's higher up here.
I need a canyon.
In the game.
Oh yeah, it's a lower oxygen.
That's all.
Get him! Get him!
I really don't even know what I'm looking at.
This is the other game.
Okay, tip it in!
I'm going to be scared.
Imagine?
I know you don't hold.
Whoa.
I'm going to be scared.
Imagine?
Imagine?
Imagine?
Imagine?
Imagine?
Imagine?
Imagine?
Imagine?
Imagine?
Oh
Who's playing that sad ass song
Yeah boy
Yeah, I can't do the core play with my one-man.
I'm on the same team.
Like, what the fuck?
As long as you don't win.
Oh, bad.
I think I had, like, 15 or, like, 421.
Yeah, only where I win one game.
Nah, I'm not playing another one.
I'm already swaffled up.
I'm already swaffled up.
Yeah, I'm back.
I'm back.
Oh, my God.
I actually fucked my shit up, bro.
I
Was core versus get to know it was bad
We should go you guys should host like a football tournament like with pads
Football that would be fun as fuck
Who's I said that
Who's the best whoper here? That was out there?
Wait you play football
Every time he steps on a basketball court, he ends up playing football.
Oh, you're gonna know.
You just watch him tackle me at full court.
Conor, look.
Oh, you get extra?
Conor, look, Conor, look.
He's white, so they never went through physical contact in their life.
What?
I've never played organized basketball.
Like I said, he's white, so any physical contact, oh, he's following me.
No.
You've never played organized basketball.
He tried to get up the court, and I straight up grabbed him.
You only play thug ball.
ball grab ball he likes it when people just leave them wide open that's the
game he likes to play he was never good enough to play organized basketball he
never played for a real team that's why he's when you
Trippin a ball off your foot, you can smack in, pick it back up.
That's not how basketball works.
Are you a bot?
But you never, you never play with that.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
I think it's a bot.
Suki, if you're playing basketball in an organized game,
and you go like this, and trippin a ball off your foot,
you cannot go like this and pick the ball.
It's an organized game.
That is a double.
Triple.
It's an organized game.
It's just 21.
You're playing thug ball.
You're playing thug ball.
The same way how I'm playing white ball,
putting tips back in, and fucking 21, dumb ass, the fuck?
Hey, what the?
White ball.
White ball.
The guy came out here yelling, white ball.
That's white ball.
That's white ball.
I actually don't know white ball.
White ball.
Wait, so wait, what's thug?
He plays thug ball?
It's thug ball.
It's basically when he just fouls the puck at me in my work.
Wait, so you play extra aggressive?
Yes.
Is extra aggressive like legal in basketball?
Like how he plays?
To an extent, but not how he plays now.
So you go over the legal boundaries.
So how I played him right here was illegal?
Yes.
That was thug ball.
Say I got it with thug ball.
Thug ball.
God that was the ball right there. All right. Thank you
Appreciate it. And when he goes to the hoop, notice how when he
goes to the hoop, he goes like this. You literally elbowed
him. You elbowed him. He's supposed to get low. You're not
supposed to do like this and extend your arm. So instead of
like going like this, you just form instead of him actually
getting to the hoop, he just uses a shorter and trucked like
he's playing football. Play like an actual basketball.
I'm not playing it cuz his wist hoods all not actually
Diverse
So I heard it, but I'm not sitting here complaining like a bitch. Oh, you got a little scrape on your need
Stop eating pork.
Bacon, not that good for your illness.
No, I'm not.
Bacon has a lot of, like it's a lot of cholesterol.
It's not good for your heart.
It's not good for your heart.
I love bacon though.
You have fit trainer now.
You're a fit trainer now?
I'm a fit trainer?
No, I just, I'm trying to take care of myself
because I'm getting, I'm 24, it's like, 28.
Damn.
Who's being about that?
Huh?
Honestly, okay, if I would say
You're like 25 when I was 25 or when I was 20.
I have a single little fridge in my face.
What's that shit?
Black don't crack.
No, cause you look young, like.
Wait, is that not a con?
No, it's not, is that not a good thing?
Wait, actually bro.
Is that a real thing?
Yeah, I heard that.
You're taking a step back, so how do you show them, bro?
No, I know you're showing them.
Black people don't get old.
Really?
They live longer. Oh, my people don't get old
Like they need lower
I found out I found out your history. You're actually not black and your hair is actually not curly
Your hair is actually straight and I'm seeing it right now civil law. Hey, you have a way you wait you get perms. You have a mullet
He gets perms he has contacts and he's white and he's fully white and you guys are actually black you're not black
Why would I act black?
You do do that you do that you do act black. He like yeah, he does it. He does it you act Muslim
Really discrimination
Persian I'm a Syrian like like rug
or
yo bro
I
don't even know bro
I used to be a thug but he lived in a big guy's house by himself like said Diego
I'm bad with names
I'm bad with names like I know you better as big woo
but I forget like
I'm so cute
I like better big woo
yeah
how
are we in the house with you?
yeah
are you doing like oral work right now?
do you want to by yourself?
no
Yeah, I'm not allowed to plant it even.
Well, we couldn't find the spears.
The spears.
So I'm not oral walking, I'm kek walking.
There's cleaners here.
Well, your cleaners.
Whose cleaners are those?
My cleaners.
Oh.
Why can't we get our cleaners to come on a schedule?
Because I had some room in group chat and I said, I can have the cleaners come every
I can't I get cleaners to come clean my
On a schedule like every like at once
Oh, I'll bear pulls up on me right now on my soul. I'm choking it out. I'm not scared of no bear
The fuck is a bear gonna do to me?
All right, rip your face off.
I hurt my wrist.
That first possession of war.
Hey, yo, we're gonna head out.
We're gonna head out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, let's just lay for a little bit.
All right, bet.
We're gonna head out.
All right.
Kiss me, bro.
Let me catch you.
Safety, Lacey.
safety Lacey W. Streams safety 20 may no cap in the kissy. What a bro. I'm
I'm not. Yeah, who but a flexing center right now?
Okay.
Right.
Yo, James, I'm gonna catch you.
So everyone, bro, I'm actually got.
See you later.
Oh
No lefty I'll dabble lefty I dabble righty and lefty at the same time
Oh
I'm gonna send y'all a box over here.
Oh, you're not getting that.
Oh, no, Lacey, we can't just go up there and stream with y'all.
We're right here.
Yeah.
Nox, I'd rather just send y'all a full box
and a whole collection and type shit.
I just forgot the food here.
We can chill here for another eight hours.
Ooh.
Yeah.
We don't got a lot of extra.
Lacey, you said you had an extra room next to yours.
The one we walked into?
You know what it was under maintenance and shit.
Oh, we can just set it up in the living room right here.
No one's in there.
And I already asked Jason to say no one was in there.
They cleaned the living room first, and now they're done.
Yeah, but can't mess it up because a couch right there's two big-ass culture right there
Backhouse, but I'm gonna send y'all the whole collection whole collection you sure yeah, okay. I got you
We get your ad ease and yeah, but I'm gonna catch over
Yeah
I
Look at y'all
I'm not gonna lock it. I'm keeping a lot
You a bomb bitch.
You a bomb bitch.
You can hear me through the speaker? Motherfucker.
You a bitch!
Hey Connor!
Is he saying it's not even working?
No.
I'm gonna lock it and see if it works.
What?
It works? Bet.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
He wasn't talking to you. He wasn't talking to you.
Who was snack?
He wasn't talking to you.
Hey, Suki City wants to go get food with y'all.
I'll talk to him on the cams, it doesn't work?
Wow, it works in the kitchen.
Can you morons hear me?
Hey!
Hey!
You're not clueless to talk.
Hey!
Hey!
I see you better.
Bravely!
Nobody's broken.
Teach me, big.
Call my father.
Fuck, dude.
Yes.
Type one if you're dooning.
And you're all typing one.
Type one if you're gooning.
And you're all typing one.
Can you make a new title?
Wait, what do I do with all this shit on my desk?
Pack-a-draw nabs?
I'm not gonna lie. I don't know if I can do pack-a-draw tonight.
I
Don't know if I can do pack draw bro L swipers L swipers
Yeah, it is disgusting, my mouse is picking my fucking keyboard, it's probably all sticky
initiate. Oh, they just hit me up on my truck. The silicone is still wet. If you drive it
now, there's a chance the part would come off, not work the risk. Transport is booked
or tomorrow at one. It'll be to you early afternoon.
So I get my cybershark back finally tomorrow.
I said, he'll be here tomorrow, fucking finally, bro.
I'm trying to see, I'm trying to ask them right now.
I'll transport his book, all right, bet.
Need me, baby, call my phone and say you need me, baby.
This ain't nothing but some green trees, baby.
Would you like to come and kiss me, baby?
Four and eight, four and eight, y'all just said pack draw, I'm trying to ask them.
I don't think they are awake.
Four and I would Laze,
might have to run Four and I would Laze.
Is Laze even on long?
Yep, oh Laze, we might have to run up a few teams.
I'm going to win, Evans, yes.
up a few with anti-mabs? Not doing one death equals one blinker. Do you guys think I'm
I'm just this big fucking drug addict alcoholic?
I'll let you get out of the house this summer.
Keep talking to yourself then.
I'll talk to you later.
I'll talk to you later.
I'm sorry.
Why?
What time is post office closed?
Six, seven.
Six, seven.
You're super handsome and hot and good looking and sexy.
I appreciate that.
Actually, generally.
Generally appreciate that, bro.
Who's Juga?
Why is Justin Jefferson playing Fortnary now?
I spend all my money on cocaine.
I think me and Ark are locked for FNCS.
What's your epic?
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure.
But I'm scared he's gonna scam me, bro.
What if he scams?
Should I actually,
I feel bad making a kid sign a contract.
Is that fucked up?
He's under 18, he can't even legally sign.
I gotta ge-
PBM almost died?
How?
Day B song with me-
WAAAGH!!!
AHHH!
OH MY GOD!
Oh no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Whoa, whoa.
BlackboyMax almost killed Huda.
My life.
My life.
Just blasted him.
I think we leave it.
I think the whip totaled.
I think.
Ch-Ch-I think, I think, I think.
That shoulda' loved it.
Look at the meat, but he ain't on a JB song with me.
AHHHHHH!
Yo, they dead ass crashed hard too.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Look at how hard they crashed.
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHH!
That's actually bad.
Ladies, are you getting on, sonny?
Liz?
There he is.
There he is.
Dairy is there he is
Yo, why are we actually blokey grinding to unreal rank
So what's the next West tournament
I
Wait, yeah, there's tournaments tomorrow
Oh, no, no, no
Wait, there's zero tournament shit. How am I supposed to get fucking done? How am I supposed to get 14 events?
Oh, there's a new season in two days.
I don't know what are you munching on over there?
Barbell Barbell whatever the fuck they're called protein
Same
Moki do we're due for a large pizza? What should we get? I'm down on a large pizza if you're actually down
I got out eat that
Lays up a little bit
Sounds like a good time to be broke for serious back on Fortnice. That's like a hell of a night. Oh my god. That's actually like
So
Literally 2016
Oh my gosh Diego thank you for the 10 dip the Diego appreciate you Brody W10
I
Don't have slow edits. I just got on the game assholes
t-tow
stay on fucking god
i wish i was maxed
No, it's not, is it?
What happened?
What are you doing?
No, I sent a sentry.
Are you wearing a large pizza?
No, no, no, no, no.
Get out of there, little large pizza girl.
What, what, what are you doing?
I got a pizza.
What place is open for a large pizza right now?
My most, right?
My nine.
Literally my most.
I do anything, bro.
Anything on pizza.
Besides, like, cheese only.
That's kind of boring.
I'm just saying I said anything like I know if you're really okay. Okay. No, no, no, no, no
I'm gonna touch you right now. I'm gonna see let me see if you're taking it or not
So if you say anything on pizza, are you are you eating a Hawaiian pizza right now?
No, fuck no, I can't eat
fucking breathe
So you're not really about eating everything on pizza?
Bro, I don't even expect you to order some bullshit like that
Oh, Hawaiian pizza is not some bullshit
It is, I'm just fucking...
And people who eat Hawaiian pizza, say that shit's like better than anything on planet Earth
Only people who eat that shit
No
It's so good, thank you
Real Dolmores know that you put a little pep- you put a little hand in-
You guys go like a cult
You really think you're gonna put an order after this? I'm dead, I'm dead ass.
Oh my god, you think I'm... fake human-y ordering a pizza right now?
I don't know.
I'm not larking ordering a pizza.
Sure, I probably do.
Lacy, what is one food you hate? Onions.
Onions are good.
I'm not going to lie, another thing that I actually hate, and you guys can say whatever
you want, I put it on God when I say this, I'm not fully, I hate lettuce, I don't know
why.
God, he may kill you?
I hope I haven't done that too, I see.
I hope I won't be able to know and get asked though.
I just gotta say I'm not.
Oh, but, here's the thing. Here's my problem with Lennox.
I just think it's so fucking...
Like, what is the point of Lennox?
I'm done for that actually not a bad shot at all
Time for duos down for trios
Chees like title because my mom's wanna put my title in some bullshit late night
Deaning
All right, check. Give me your best title right now in the chat. I'm going to copy the best one put as my title
All right, so here's what we got
Papa John's made Pizza Hut made
Marcos Pizza, Pitfire Pizza.
That place is good. Marcos is good.
Marcos is good?
I think so.
Big Mama and Papa's Pizza.
Yeah.
What kind of pizza, bro?
What place, I mean?
Pizza guys.
Chad, does anybody, does anybody in here in a chat have any, have any like recommendations for pizza?
Marco's is good.
Playing with Zenny, bunch of Baylish, playing with Zenny. Who's Zenny?
Bay Night Gaming, Lacey, return to Fortnite,
Ordering pizza, okay.
Good guys, give to me selfs, please.
What bro?
Dang, discord.
Ooh, what about California Pizza Kitchen?
California Pizza Kitchen?
kitchen I've never heard of it
kinda looks like some mid
okay
uh...
dot mores pizza
but you know for the market
i'm not the market for the workers
we just like the mores you just didn't seem like certain on it
you're right you're right
We could try demorsi, Loki looks kinda good.
Demors looks gassed, demori, eat it demori you like it.
Holy shit, I'm down, I never tried it either.
Little first time new thing, new matter.
Okay, cheese pizza, medium combination.
What do you think cheese?
Well I'm just reading what they have.
I'm not seeing a pepperoni pizza going on here.
Oh, okay, ready to go.
I'm not seeing a pepperoni pizza here.
There's no way.
Why is there a salad section at a pizza restaurant?
Yo, I did ask about news.
They don't have pepperoni pizza.
I don't know. What were we looking at in a theater that was not good?
No, this is dead-ass a piece of place with no pepperoni
All right, what do we want on our pizza? I'm gonna read down the list and y'all tell me what you want. Okay?
fresh basil
tomatoes red peppers pineapple jalapeno zucchini
pepperoni, sausage, salami,
Canadian bacon, grilled chicken,
meatballs, ricotta cheese.
And all the things I just said,
you asked they got olives.
They don't got olives?
All right, they got yellow peppers?
You want yellow peppers?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
you want yellow peppers all right bro just get pepperoni then bro what about
Canadian bacon yeah bacon's cool no Canadian bacon monster or chap what I'm
reading what I'm reading what the fuck is Canadian bacon Canadian bacon yes
Canada what is that bullshit it's it's it's basically him that's like good
So, do y'all want that or what are we doing here guys?
Sure.
Bro, I'll eat any type of pizza, well not any, I won't eat pineapple.
Okay, do we want a margarita pizza with bacon on it?
I'm gonna match out.
Nah.
Extra just normal extra cheese pizza with?
No, not normal cheese, we can't do normal cheese bro.
do like pepperoni so you want pepperoni yeah okay okay anything else besides
pepperoni wait do they have do they have on
Um, GARF Knotts or like, um...
No, this isn't like, uh...
This isn't like, uh...
You know, your own order type of box.
It's more of like a, okay, let's order a pizza.
Yeah.
We'll be just talking about GARF Knotts.
Bro, Drew. Drew, you were in your mom's stomach in 2016,
but I don't want to hear it.
Wait, you weren't alive in 2016?
What the fuck?
Alright, complain.
You have a no complain policy on this part, man.
What is my move?
Wait, this isn't an OG.
Oh shit, we got a boy.
This must be an OG.
game what are you saying are you still annoying yo why are you just an asshole
and bully
are you a retard all the time
any type of like vegetable on our pizza or no?
Ew.
What kind of vegetable you think then?
I don't know.
I feel like you shouldn't get vegetable on a pizza.
I don't know, maybe it's just me.
No, no vegetables, come on now.
I'm not one of them, yeah, I don't give a fuck.
I bet.
I like mushrooms though, and I like olives.
I like olives.
Stop, stop, stop!
I mean, I'm dying out of the air chat.
I don't know what you guys want me to do.
That's not a skill issue.
Where's my audio?
Wait, can you guys hear me?
Jack, can y'all hear me?
I don't think Drew and Lacey can hear me.
No, we can, we can, we can.
Lacey, hold on.
You can be back in 15 seconds.
Keep working the surf truck.
Fuck.
I had zero on, baby.
I
Did your headset probably died Lacey you can't hear me
The check is hyping check and here
Oh, yeah
How did I click you on my audio somehow
Well, can I make it up?
I haven't been able to lay down
Yeah y'all can I hate I'm getting targeted right now I'm getting shot out
here by the same kids every time I spawn in and I've had it
I
Awesome
I don't have a good shot in
Jack think about it the guy you're watching right now this guy playing this game is gonna win an MTS
It's not up. It's not up. I mean arc are winning that shit.
Raise arc 40,000. He said, I told him, I said, I'll pay you
40,000 plus all the earnings we get plus raids after tournaments.
He said, fuck it, let's do it. Get your 14,000s.
Hey, that's fair.
Wait, when's the next event?
You have to make sure we go out.
Please, doctor, wait a sec.
Oh my god, it's the same guy.
I hope your family, you know what I'm saying.
of
death
of
I just want to shoot his ass below.
This lame ass has unique chat mode on, but what does that mean?
Come on, let's turn that off!
Oh, it's cold.
Oh, it's because they were spamming.
Man, you're a fucking good shotgun.
That shit is so ass.
shabby fully on it
you guys need an arc deck
and i can see us
i think you need a top point
oh 200
I'm not even bad, oh!
Uh oh, what is happening to me?
I'm getting iced.
I don't even know what's happening to me.
Take a lazy play!
Fuckin' hate my life.
I guess this guy wanted high ground really fucking bad
I
Don't know
I'll be back in 40 seconds. All right, this might be dumb
are you done?
I have no mats but I could get to you.
Shall I get a good place to be honest?
Open the box.
Please open the box.
He's right there.
You got anything?
No, I'm not giving you mats right now.
He's got 10 times.
I'm not.
I'm dead twice.
Listen, I'll get a kill for us, and then I'll give you that,
but I'm not giving you that to you for very long.
I'm dead twice.
I have a pump, but you're in trouble.
I don't need time.
Keep running, I can keep running, I can keep running.
Dead?
Here's the meds.
I'm not on the race.
That is Luke.
And you take it all.
You're actually a terrorist.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I have 100.
I'm really good at it.
Zero mass.
You're going straight to hell.
Game time, baby.
I live for anything.
I live for this shit. I live for this shit, bro
This kind of shit that gives me boners, bro
You take right I mean slurpy swapping. I got no shoes
Why is this an actual end game holy shit
Yeah, and we're harping.
Control for 75, white skin.
I'm so soft right now.
I'm too intent if you are.
What's going on?
I thought these kids fucking shocked me. I'll brain that as fuck.
I have no mobile. I don't have mobile.
I'm going to start with someone blocking me.
Oh shit, I have zero shotgun shots.
This is possible.
Oh fuck, I'm starting to feel like I'm not good.
Nice little flake is what I do in the end game, isn't he?
So little like T.L.A. just does, bro.
Alright, this guy's actually good on me.
A fragger.
I'm up.
Good.
I'm dead.
Oh, shit. That's what I was talking about.
Fuck, there's one in the room.
of
death
of
death
of
death
and
of
I
Hear boys
Day and night choke it's not a choke Chad guy is max heels broke can't kill everybody
I did not choke. I did not choke. I almost crushed him.
If you're trying to make it to Grands, you gotta be one of us.
My teammate's not dying there. My teammate's not dying there.
Oh, let's say he died. If he's like, or our dad, he's like,
Burlase, you gotta clutch up.
Someone said, let Rums take off for the night so he can go hootin' before it's too late.
Alright, like Rums, not gonna lie bro, you don't do anything anyways.
I'm just being honest, not sure I'm being asked, but you like, respectfully, you don't do shit anyway, so...
Come on, bro, let him get off work.
What's that pizza looking like?
It's on its way, it gets here in about 20 minutes.
Can't even go wrong with the pizza.
What read pinned pinned Lacey pinned pinned. All right. Well, send Lacey fan mail P.O. Box
Fox eight zero nine nine Calabasas chat who sent something to the P.L.
I mean, not for me.
Wait, what is it?
You're like, my dog, practicing your own side.
Not for Saeed.
Oh.
Chad, Predix out, trust me.
Both of us.
Both of us are gonna get all your points.
It's not bad about Saeed Chad.
What I didn't even get a gun
bro, our teammate just stole my damn mask, bro
like he just stole my cha- oh my god
like who is powder clit 3 and why is he on our team?
it's so unfortunately the only one who ever dies is me
which is, thank you
bro, there's just no one set- who said that out of your chatter
yes there is
and no one said that
literally pained.
This is a really nice P. O. R.
I'm not gonna get a shot.
Nice shooting sight for your face.
Thanks for making it so obvious, brother.
It's not even my fault, I guess.
It's not even my fault, but that's a glitch.
Hey, can you stop that one?
Baylash.
Whole lot of Baylash, dude.
I'm not even having fun.
There's a lot of people here
They're eating on my loot to holy shit
I'm gonna see medicine my own hands fucking
That's kind of a problem
I have no guns. I just can't. I just can't get guns. I can't get guns unless you want
to read me. I have no mass. I'm not selling your shit. Response. I get your shit. Yes.
I didn't know you had nothing
You literally can't do anything if everybody's shooting sighting you cuz you're so good. I know
Jack
Don't worry guys, I'm back
I
All right chat now that I have a gun y'all are really gonna see watch this track
Not a son you actually has Lou the whole lobby's in trouble
I'm just like laying on people and I have no
I
I am dying to glitches.
You know, I should say fucking shit.
There's a dead body right there, there's a dead body right there, I'm gone.
Oh, there's two alive, but there's also a lot of dead bodies there.
Three alive, just like that.
I'm getting emailed about it, bro.
NOOOO!
I shit on one!
Braum literally just get a stream snipe.
Nah same.
Literally just get a stream snipe.
All these bugs and stream snipers.
Everyone go back to the lobby.
I gotta change my skin, they know my skin.
Is there no trios?
We should put the lay on.
Is there no trios?
It's only squats.
Wait, why don't we just play regular OG.
Like no, no reload, where's that buns?
That's buns, no.
We gotta play ranked, we gotta play ranked,
we're grinding to unreal.
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know this was ranked.
Should I turn stream delay on?
Low key.
Maybe like a one minute delay.
In to my door.
Ask God touch you can say some
Yeah
Well shit, I can't leave parties in for tonight
I don't even care about
I just want to
Russell drove up all the way here because we ordered pizza
should I get Tom lizard
who's that
oh my god like you get me that this is kind of hard
He's kind of cute. He's like the tall. Wait, Skechers and Emote in Fortnite?
Yeah. Wait, that's kind of tough.
Wait, what would the Lacey E-Bowl do? Wait, did we just go into a game?
did. There we did. There we did.
Why why why?
Bro, the lacy emote, it was probably some
orange shit.
Or actually, no, I did this dance the other day,
which I was seeing the best in my icon emote.
Yeah, I see your icon skin. I was already out.
Where?
Right here, next to me.
You see it?
I
Be honest if you had an icon skin would you make it a little bit I'm not a big one person
It would be me
I'm not like a wide person
Yo, why have we not gotten tilted once?
I don't even know these places. I don't think this is oh
Chat epic games wouldn't let me make my icons can fat if I'm not fat
They should do like a 3d view of your body
I did shit on this guy.
I'm not bad. I just don't have moves.
One second, one second, I have it.
Exactly! They cannot kill me without third-partying!
Holy shit, laces, I can't skin a son of a...
He's like, I'm skinned.
I'm gonna go on a son of a...
Fuck it, I'm gonna, I'm gonna give him a shot, y'all.
Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm doing the rounds I land here, I do.
I've got to loot up before you fight.
Once you die, Trios, your game is fucking...
matter.
Don't worry, y'all.
Like, bro, you cannot make shit like this up!
I
Think we fly away good. Yeah, come to me go to me
Look I just get a regular shotgun these ones are
I'm just gonna lose son, these kids are losers, loser, they don't wanna be, fuck you, that's
right, I say that shit a lot.
Why am I doing that?
I'm stuck, I'm getting hacked, I'm getting hacked, I'm getting hacked, I'm getting hacked.
I don't know about it.
What the fuck down, son of a-
Oh, this is- this is-
You got trills, guys?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know how- this isn't fun.
No, it's not.
killed by the same kids every game that are just one one fights me while the
other street like you spams me
should I just close my game and leave the call
holy shit
Surprise.
X-Pro, by the way. I guess I'm not playing like X-Pro.
And now this weak-ass game is going to be spawning into a drew fucking wall.
Ooh, a chest.
I'm pushing with the spaz, what I just spawned in.
FUCK OUTTA HERE BITCH!
Hey, should we just invite Arc?
He could be the fourth.
No, he can't.
He's the final smart.
Well, I thought there was an enemy.
Finals and Classies.
Oh, finals.
Oh
Finals for school
All play with you, I guess oh, no, it's okay chat. Don't worry. He's all good guys
We could pick up JD
I love getting streamside by full squads when I'm alone.
of the time if I can pick up the, pick up the folder, camera, or picture, or the pizza.
It's really on the way?
This is about...
Two minutes, two to five minutes out it says.
All I'm up from, Jack!
No, because now the chat's getting disrespectful.
No, now the chat's getting disrespectful. Fuck this, I'm actually locking in.
This chat's getting, I'm in like, having fun, playing a little bit.
But now the chat's getting mad disrespectful. It's time for me to lock the fuck in.
Okay.
I'm trying to watch fucking snowy oh my god a pump
I played five games and I may have a stupid point
All right, I'll stop you my shotgun for yours right now if you're not greedy and say yes
Yeah, but you got to carry us to a win
There's one right here
Yeah, because look what I have.
Alright, let's try it here.
Bitch.
If Marlin was play- oh my god, if Marlin was play we'd probably win.
Yeah, people wouldn't even be able to fucking build their shooting guns with us.
I have a legal full scale around here.
Literally.
wait chop chop goon here you should head over here before you get flashback at squad 8
I'm literally fighting the whole fucking ocean right now
I'm telling you better than you just fight a shit ton of people and then eventually you just get here
I don't want to be too serious on you, hold on
I might be kidding, I think the entire lobby is up.
Well, obviously not, all 0.6, at least 10 people on there.
They're all just fighting.
I'm kind of just being a little kind of a progressive tool.
Shit, obviously.
I had, I had, I had...
What the fuck was that?
I don't know where my third son is.
I'm just getting like exploding and things that I don't know where this shit was
Yeah, where was it where was it where was it no mods who deleted that message
You sure good? No, I should have been zero fucking ghost.
I should have gone to a place like this.
Oh, here? I don't care. I'm gonna die from this, you know what I'm talking about?
There's traffic on the road.
How do I know you?
Is that a Christmas tree?
Oh, I thought you were running in.
It's actually gone, bro.
I mean, yeah, there's definitely better looping, which we're gonna get some alright.
Hey, the great Lacey lock it starts now for tonight.
I'm back.
I don't even know what to do.
No, I'm talking about important.
Sound like my revenge on you, Simon.
Yeah, now we're fucked up.
I'm dead, yeah.
On God, your Gold Span is on God right here.
We're outside, let me check cams.
You make it into a grappler or something?
Juleen was actually useless.
I mean bro, I just...
I mean I've been invited to the studio.
Wait, do I actually get rebooted? It says five seconds on my screen.
Two hundred.
Where am I?
I got you, Juleen.
There's another guy in there somewhere.
And they'll be spotted.
There, you want the pump?
They probably are, yeah.
Any shields?
Somehow we're gonna end up winning this game as a free department.
Nice, guys. Let's lock things.
That guy's lagging.
Fuck you, bitch.
What gun am I using?
There's one. There's one.
The box.
You are not dead.
You are dead.
I'm dead. I need help. I'm dead. Oh, guess what? Same guy has just killed me four times.
Oh, brother. Oh, look at that. The same guy waiting on the edge of zone for me. They're
I'm in a box here, I'm in that box here.
There's a grappler on my body.
I can't even get rebooted.
The pizzas here might as well get the fucking phone real quick, Drew.
Pizza's not here, I'm looking at a map.
You want me to hop off?
Wait, it's a win, yeah.
Let me go, where is the phone?
Pardon me, pardon me, you win, you slaves.
Actually, what about those?
Wait, did it only be one?
What is?
Good name! Good name!
I'm literally, I'm literally a Jailin Bronson opponent.
Good shit out there today Drew, good shit out there in this game.
Solid low one kill coming in from Drew.
He said he stepped down a frog and killed a frog.
Wait, what is the most liked tweet on my tweet today?
I'll do whatever the top comment says.
Delete your Twitch?
No way, that's a top-line comment.
4.
Leave Darla, leave Kor.
Take a one-way trip to Dagestan.
Stream your transition in a year fight on a UFC card for a championship if you lose you tattoo a dick on your cheek
Yeah, what yeah, Sam
pizza up here on a bottle?
I don't think so.
Okay, does that last until a period?
Or actually, if you don't, we'll take a litter.
No, I don't think so.
Ah, yeah, it should appear.
Headset dent. I don't even have hair.
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
And why is Russell here at 10 p.m.?
Why are you guys spam-adding-lays?
Manipana be shebang
Oh W pins W pins mods W pins
Your job's looking really defined lately Lacey might need to go on the bulk
Thank you, bro
Holy shit that people wait Russell. Yeah, you came over to like plan and shit
Yeah, we actually love you
I'm alive still though. What do you mean to plan? Yeah
Yeah, I heard it, put it in.
Russell, did you drive 20 minutes to get pizza?
Yeah, I didn't eat all day.
Oh my god.
There's, okay this is, this makes you look fat.
This makes you look fat, holding the whole pizza
the guards make me say, hold this whole pizza?
Oh, but you already have to do something.
Is there any ranch in there?
No.
Don't come in, don't come in and get ranched.
All right.
I'll have it wrapped when I'm upstairs.
Well, you might actually have to wrap
some of that for me, I'll say this.
Does anyone get in plates or no?
I've got a lady to do me a favor.
Is he pulling up?
I don't know.
Surely he pulled up for a little pizza, pizza.
I mean, I don't know what you're playing.
Uh-huh.
Go ahead.
Raise his hand.
Looks good.
Is it hard to spoke?
No.
That's, you know, I give the frog a name.
Matter.
Matter?
No, they did not give me a coke when I put hors d'oeuvres crush.
No way, is it?
Let's go.
Well, I always do that.
I have a piece of footage.
Can a guy get a warm clothes?
Mm-hmm.
Do you have ham?
No.
Pretty much a dollar, but maybe.
Maybe bacon.
Literally ham.
It's pepperoni, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, and salmon.
No.
We need no.
No, God.
No.
No one's gonna eat it.
Tell me your life.
You literally can't even taste it.
You wouldn't even know my name.
You wouldn't even know it.
Stop.
You wouldn't even have known their salmon chunks.
Stop.
No.
It was right there.
You wouldn't even know.
You wouldn't even know.
You wouldn't even know my name.
You wouldn't even know.
Stop.
You wouldn't even know.
Right there you guys are fucking are you serious?
Wait, why did you get freaked out cuz I've never had anything from the ocean I'm already
Jack Russell
Russell's never in his life eating anything from the ocean. He's not allergic anything
lobster fish steaks
I offered him $2,000 cash in Vegas to eat to know it was it was what was in my pocket
It was five beds.
Oh, what was he going to do?
I offered him $5,000 to eat a piece of shrimp, and he said no.
I'll eat anything outside the ocean, but not from it.
Mm.
There's a carrot.
And seafood is so good.
Do you think in your whole life you'll ever try some food?
I don't know.
It's so good.
Wait, you know you will.
I don't even get over it.
I'm scared.
Bro, where are you scared of?
She was honest to God.
I'm scared I'm gonna have a really bad shellfish allergic reaction.
What are you shellfish?
Any fish.
I'm scared I'm gonna have to be like the world's worst fucking calamari allergenist.
You should just give us permission to lace you with seafood and one of your food items,
and then after you eat it, more apps will tell you when you're there.
It's not a bad idea.
Can we have permission to lace you?
No.
How do you try something like fried?
No, you gotta just do a seafood mukbang on stream.
That would be funny.
Just get it all out the fucking way.
Get every type of fish out the way.
A seafood boil.
I think I would fucking die.
Or you would not.
Like, I don't know.
Are you alerted to anything right now?
No, no, no allergies.
Why don't you just go get tested and then we'll check on you.
Why not?
That's pretty good.
Wait, uh, did you need to bring me a water with um, sugar in it?
Excuse me?
Sure, but what?
Oh, the water is sugar in it.
You're, uh...
Here you go.
Little water with sugar?
Here you go.
What the fuck is out here?
This is water!
Dude!
What?
Oh my god, there's a ghost out there.
What do you mean?
About for something.
So, Jack, tell me yes or no. Is there water in this?
You know he missed Lopie's 30th birthday the other night?
I didn't get invited.
Oh, I literally said you could help.
I don't want to. We can go. He never invited me.
He posted on his story.
That's not an invite.
Right.
Oh, it's not. If Lopie wanted me at his birthday, he would have texted me and said,
and he said, hey, I'm having a birthday party.
Here's the invite.
You're going to New York.
OK, and I'm a legend of Calabasas, what?
That's what they've been calling me recently.
We should bring the low-peak back.
Low-peak's 30th on birthday parties with only fans,
models.
Well, you know what would be funny, on my soul, if Loki was still here, the amount of
time when you find him sleeping on a couch somewhere in his house...
Or in a theater?
Oh my gosh, he's actually sleeping in a theater somewhere there.
I wish that one night was on the street, I've been in it so hard that I broke his arm straight in his car.
We're getting 2023 leases back.
I can't have a piece of pizza.
Little chief piece.
We should run back and talk where you're walking to the room with the pizza and the
tunnels.
No, it's got to be in the same place.
Why is there so many curtain chats?
Why is there so many green chats?
Waiters.
If you're a first time chatter, type one.
No, there's not any first time chatters at 10, 23 PM.
What is first time chatter?
Oh, there's one.
Wait what the fuck why are there so many oh my god
Yo
All these are first-time chatters
You can tell they're on like an Xbox or some bullshit because it's still delayed how long
it took them to type.
No, you don't actually want to see.
Mods.
Run a poll right now.
Everybody, if you're in the charity now, vote on if you are on PC, mobile, console or TV.
If you're on TV or console, just open your phone and click that that's where you're
watching it on. I actually want to see you.
Yeah, I just realized it's a very flawed pool because console and TVs can't fucking vote.
I feel kind of bad, I just kind of set them up.
I'm like playing in their face right now.
They can vote for the Xbox app, bro.
They're good.
Damn, so majority of the chat is PC.
What makes sense?
And you killed that water, Mr. Sugar.
Bro, it's so, I was literally,
I wish that Kool-Aid is how I want to taste it.
I mean, we can just get a flavor of water.
So like, how do people flavor it?
Anybody else want another piece of pizza?
No.
Can you eat six garlic knots?
I ate one.
I ate one.
You ate five garlic knots?
I'm talking to the Terrarium.
I'm talking to the Jerk one.
They're gone.
They ate a lot of garlic knots.
I'd say garlic knots more than a pizza.
The pizza was kind of mid.
Good ladies be honest.
Very good.
They were good.
They were good garlic knots.
They were good garlic knots, yes.
Yeah, they were good.
Why do you wait till the lap to your dirty pizza to eat the garlic knots?
You had dripped five garlic knots and four slices of pizza?
I had two slices of pizza and four garlic knots.
Five.
This came with six garlic knots.
It was not six.
It sat on the website.
Tab does it or doesn't.
So it had means.
I had four garlic knots.
That wears the missing garlic.
Russell, I thought there was salmon on the pizza.
That was funny, I'm not going to lie.
Wait, true, where's my little uh...
The what?
My little like care package that was right there.
You know, I'm a little...
Oh, the little Duffy?
Duffy in the closet.
Duffy?
You can wrap her up with yours.
Ah, nah, maybe just bring it, just like a look.
Just bring out the suit case.
No, I'm not hot boxing anything, Chad.
But Chad, I quit weed.
What a beard to Don just tweet like what are you tweeting bro?
Oh my god this looks so bad like this is just like this is like the worst screenshot
I'm all talking like I have a triple XL pizza box in front of me and I'm eating
the world's largest slice and then they're gonna take a picture right now
and this is gonna be the after and I think I ate the entire fuck your kids
I'm around
The AI is getting crazy nowadays.
Thank you.
We're getting a six pack review, August, bro.
August.
On the map, say dead.
Oh, that's a suitcase right there?
There we go.
Let's see.
Bring out the whole ocean.
So like what is in that? Like what are these bags?
Just everything.
This one has a bunch of califakush.
More califakush.
Free roll.
I'm gonna see that.
Another free roll.
Another pen.
Then this bag has
as the only planet that has califacus pre-roll,
if we're really stealing it, they have a guava hash hole.
That looks crazy.
Infused hash hole.
Tiger mince pre-roll.
These are all pre-rolls.
another like hash hole thing here.
These are like five mini joints.
Like little joints, like on the go kind of like.
Okay, and then we have another one down here.
This is more calipa-kush.
You mean the other grinder?
Yeah.
Oh really?
Right down the back there there.
We have moon rock free rolls.
Bro, we could get like-
What the fuck is a moon rock?
Okay. We have another grinder. Here, do you see this? This is a watermelon gig? Watermelon?
A drink? More girls? Watermelon drink? You actually have like a lot of fucking juice.
Oh, this is a grape drink. Okay, more flavors.
Then over here we have just flower.
Is that true? Do you know beer?
I haven't even gotten into this bag yet.
You know what they did forget though Drew?
They forgot the liquid stuff.
Liquid? What's in the other bag?
That's just flower.
It was just one thing that's how fast like you're
Cheshire spark one up to spark one up just like a little one like I'm down
for a little one of them get back on the game would you be like a little moonrock
pre-roll is a moonrock pre-roll back
shouldn't be
we're seeing you see I don't know what we're seeing it's gonna do I just want
to see it it's called moon rock I don't know we probably get stuck
The world's strongest hybrid, it says.
All right, where we have grape, grape doinks.
OK, but here's the one problem.
When I s- That's s- yes, it is.
Here's the thing.
When I smoke this late at night, sometimes I wake up groggy.
Ooh, that's- no, that's actually true.
I hate it though.
It's so intense.
Well, it depends how long it's on it.
The thing is like it's only 10.30.
Like how long you gonna do this week?
Like if you go to bed like one or two do the challenge.
Yeah I probably would have been to one or two.
I only do like a few times.
I say we get naked and smoke.
Oh.
We get really skinny given smoke.
Well I wonder if soaking wants to.
I feel like it's etiquette right?
Oh that's your thing.
I'm sorry I'm going to relax.
Yeah I can ask him.
He's downstairs, he's just sitting there.
I think it's all channeled.
Well, he's playing Minecraft?
No, no.
This is your grinder?
Yeah.
What's the phone?
Yo, I'm still live in case you're not anymore.
and we're going to be right back.
We're going to stream, we're about to light up.
We were wondering if you wanted to join.
I mean I can't come over there and I'm currently wondering.
You're what?
Huh?
I think he is fake to like turn the phone on for me actually though.
Okay, interesting.
All of my Ops, they dead.
Alright, what do you think? Do we do a little doink, like a little grape doink, or do we
just say fuck and try to moon rock? I'm down for a little doink. I'm also down for the moon rock.
Are you down for the moon rock, though? What? The moon rock says world's strongest weed on it.
Yeah, that could be fine. And it has keef. Whatever that is. Whatever, I need that extra bullshit just good.
But the doinks have something on them too. Like look in the bottom. Oh yeah, they're coated.
Let's see what the moorock looks like. I promise if you smoke the moorock it's gonna be a knock
in a live chat or something's called me yo yo you you weren't talking no you
stop talking we were inviting you
oh yeah you might cut out right when you said I can't come upstairs go
Because if I leave mid-dungeon, I'm gonna lose all my progress.
Bro, just pause the game.
You could just pause the game.
I told your mom I was supposed to pause the game and you were not able to come out.
You're a fucking idiot.
I told you I was supposed to pause the game and come take the closer.
No mom, I'm in the middle of a big time.
Get out of my room before I kill you.
That's what you used to say, dumbass.
I'm not saying that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, you did.
You just told me, told me, brother.
Where's the brother?
I'm trying to bend, right?
He's telling me where the brother was.
Where the brother is?
I'm trying to bend.
He's telling me that.
Hello?
Who's there?
You want to go back down there roll it up a big rule to roll it up with him or or we
get to see a pre-roll.
I look at you don't want to smoke a grabbo though.
Oh you oh I don't smoke a grabbo either.
Yeah well because if he's going to be focused he's going to roll a grabbo but I don't want
to smoke a grabbo because it'll get a little out of there.
I say we say fuck you go through and rock.
I'm god let's do it.
Let's do it fuck you.
They see your skin's glowing, can we get a skin care routine?
Yeah, what does moon rock do?
I don't know.
I don't know.
the artist when I called silky and I was like yo they have moon rocks you like oh
shit oh we were buying it yes and we might get us stuck bro or imagine we
both just heard of Peter bot when we get back on
I'm trying to open this, bro. I'm struggling here.
Do not fear the law.
Lays?
What?
Oh, they're little babies!
Oh, we killed that.
Bro, we killed his little shit!
Yeah, that's nothing. I don't understand. That's actually nothing.
It's like, it was so many cherries.
Is it?
Travelling two is the case?
At least for the backdrop.
Travelling two is in case?
Good.
It smells good.
Bring the pack.
Just bring the pack.
Just in case, Shai, just in case.
All right.
So do you think Suki's gonna want to
or should we just light up out here on the balcony?
Should we light up on the balcony?
Let me just, let me just coughs up your quick.
Hello?
Hello?
Yo.
Yo, do you want us to come down to you?
Okay, we're about to smoke a moon rock.
Why?
Wait, it's going to what?
You want to go see it?
We're going to see it if you want to come down.
No
Making a sign for butter smoke like Voldemort's fucking weed or something
Y'all are about to be omefated.
I smoked that once and thought I had a BDL.
What?
Sound god.
Dude, what if you are like, what if you smoke a cigarette?
Wait, it's a dab?
Oh, we're gonna be stuck if that's true.
I'm not gonna lie.
How do I know it was a dab?
What else is a dab?
It says flour, distillate, and keef.
I'm trying to let him spar.
No, I'm trying to read the chat.
Total THC, 44.57%.
I think that's a lot.
I could just be, I mean, I could be speaking bullshitting.
I don't have 44%.
This one's 24.
I swear to God, this is 24.
Or actually, it might be stuck.
I'm down.
There's no part of me that's gonna say no.
But if you wanna say no, I don't care.
I get it.
You don't wanna wake up groggy, so.
Wait, am I supposed to wake up groggy for sure?
I wouldn't say for sure,
I like that's why you didn't want to originally no are y'all are saying no
but if I wake up bloggy I'm gonna be like like not in the mood to stream in
the morning and I'm gonna go live late I'll get your shower though no we're
doing good real okay it's just like waking up and getting out of bed at the
hard bar bro we don't care all right let's go come on is it ready to
all of my ops they dead
Yeah fat for like three people a little mini moon rock
Right here what the
The tick top like the yeah, it's a song. Oh, I can't switch it
Why how are you not logged in?
That's literally a lie. It's not it's
I do
No way he's hooping while switching ingest
Oh my gosh, you're recording this.
Whoa!
I should take a little gremlin.
Whoa!
$5 is just a set of the days, me and Boba suck at things for some days.
So my man Chibu he remixed Chibu's song and just said,
because Bubba's our man, he's our man,
so he being a disco with us,
so he was on the show all the time.
And he stricts it, so he made a song.
Chibu made his own custom song that said,
man Bubba's such a man together,
and Bubba hates that.
He hates it.
He's like, he's a cunt.
No, I was gonna say that, I was gonna say that.
What?
Look at me and you wish you could say that.
look at my lighter
is it on this?
can we go on that?
not your lighter
because he's not even watching
he's not even watching
i wonder
look at this
what?
look at this lighter
wait, i swear you got me that
i'm dead ass
im a fucking black
we got all the paint here
Wait, you can say whatever you want on there.
If you want to meet him right now, I'm going to say it right now.
Say what?
You gotta meet your shit.
He's gonna say whatever I...
Meet your shit?
M'ay volu!
I see you being so mad about my meeting.
Why not be shit like that, bro?
Because I'm just a black monkey.
That's...
Do you want me to do it?
I said I was not meeting you.
Oh, I didn't hear you, man.
No, I have that.
We did the pain together me and Bubba's
If I'm looking for ladies y'all down by what's the oh you want to hit? Oh, I got you
That's how I got you. Oh that is good. Oh my god, that tastes like cherries
I don't see what you're doing.
Wait, do you want music or no music or do you want to keep it silent?
Can you keep it silent?
No, no, I'm asking at least.
You ain't taking your chairs.
I just saw someone just had my chat, banging corners in a rover, banging corners in a rover.
I hope I don't crash the random person talking about it.
What?
I got you.
If me and my gang pull up.
I'm ready to guzz this song.
I think this song is just playing, Lou.
Is it?
I think it's the song you're just playing.
Nah, but this song is still great though.
He's gonna gradually like get me there.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened to your head?
I got a hat.
I like, look at a hat.
He's giving me something.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You got separate my head pills?
Look at me.
I'm in the sauna.
I'm out of here.
Oh, shit.
It was in some, like, clear bottle of tape on it.
That's just a headache film.
What was going through your bar right there, like?
You know I invented this shit?
Really?
You didn't even put a good feedback on it?
Like, oh shit.
You didn't even bet oh shit, did you?
Yes, I did.
That's not a good thing.
Oh shit.
I...
I...
It's like one of my best,
my favorite juicier songs.
You hold every sign
Me
Stokey?
Yeah?
Right now?
Right now?
See you in this?
Yeah.
I think I got the wrong call.
Let me finish this one real quick.
Hit it again, Mollies.
Okay.
I'll never go left.
So if you think it looks so ass compared to yours?
I mean, bro, where is this in Conchich?
That's how I normally use it.
fit looks so ass compared to yours. I mean, where is this in Confit? That's how I normally
use it.
You can dress in good ways. I think you get ass probably having the worst fits in the
core.
That's crazy to say.
And more than only wear sweatsuits.
I'm telling you why I said that.
Why?
Jason had to get a stylist.
So then he doesn't dress the worst then?
No, he dresses the worst and his stylist doesn't dress the worst.
Okay, but he had a stylus on, so he can't say he just has a beard.
Now it's you.
But you're being rough to ashes?
Yeah.
There you go.
There you go, man. That's it.
I'm gonna lie to you these niggas in the dungeon, son.
I don't know my why.
You're a dick.
You said you're a dick?
You said you're a dick.
I'm gonna leave these niggas, bro.
Like, bro, this is the wrong dungeon.
Dude, what a finish to that game already, though.
Oh my god, yo.
I don't know why the Knicks were looking, they were looking dead.
Bro, I thought they were done.
And then I saw that the Spurs was dead ass down.
I mean, the Spurs was up 17s.
And Jaila Brunson left and came back and now the Knicks were down too.
And I said, oh, I bet it.
Banned on that.
What the fuck?
What, a Knicks monologue?
Yes, they got better than Knicks.
No, no, here's the thing.
On stream, my fits might be ass.
Nigga, where else do you go?
On stream, I put shit on.
Your word to bro, did they know about your anniversary?
Like, what did you put on your anniversary?
That was a tough fit.
That was a fucking suit.
You look like an old ass man.
And word to bro, I didn't even see you.
I remember seeing you come out there.
You were just laughing mad hard.
And I just see this suit just rising up.
And you were like, right there.
I did not have a suit.
You didn't have a tailor.
What was the tux?
What was it?
What are you talking about?
Where'd you go? He had like a collared shirt.
I did have a collared shirt.
And it was ass.
Son of a suit.
I was going out to a nice dinner in Malibu for my anniversary.
I wore a collared shirt.
Yeah, but like, they're fit.
Like, you could have got a tailor to make sure you look good.
And like, I'm just gonna be honest.
Girl, I can't get shit tailored.
Is he good?
No, I can't because then when I do it,
I get it to fit my body.
I'm probably like, I look all fat in shape.
I gotta get oversized polo.
And then that's why you look crazy.
You raise your arms and you're stupid.
Because I'm saying, you should have lied to you.
I don't know what the hell to make you so weak.
I was looking.
The words on Chonron, I looked like this.
He's like, having a blast.
I'm like, damn nigga.
Every jump is so good.
Yo, every jump I've been fighting now.
Because this nigga was like, he's like,
I'm about to die.
He's like, dude, laugh at that.
Everything.
I don't know what, I don't really remember laughing.
Yo, word two, I was like this.
I turn around and I see you.
I see all your teeth.
How they go?
There's nothing that could have made them lie.
you
you
you
you
you
I
What the fuck? You never grabbed me with a dick, nigga?
You just said it, man.
I said it metaphorically.
You threw that stock you from grabbing his dick.
Oh, god, I'm gonna call the horror.
Deadass.
That's what you said!
You fucking like the liquid?
I like the liquid.
Yes.
You used the opposite.
The opposite?
Wait, what?
What?
You know what the liquid means?
You fucking degenerate? What the fuck?
Smoke some, Jay, some, bye.
Holy shit, you're smoking both of them.
Wanna go grab another one, though?
Fuck it, I can give them a little zing in the back of my throat, boss.
What?
Dude, you're... Holy shit.
Walk out now, buddy. Walk out now, gang.
Something.
You got birthdays?
No, they just sang me a new song.
Mark my life.
I'm not even I'm not even feeding to be honest no I'm not a lot of shit that's
I'm gonna get you for it.
I was right, put it out.
That's so cool, isn't it?
Come on, bro.
If you weren't alive, you would've put it out, bro.
Just be yourself. Put it out.
Come on, bro.
Just put it out, bro.
It's okay, bro.
I'm probably actually something serious, bro.
I gotta change.
Lobby, take off.
I got you.
I can't just tell them you know who's mine.
Damn, I believe both of us can guess.
I'm back in the back of the band, mom.
I got a rap show me with that.
I don't have to give up on it.
Uzi might be the greatest artist, like,
10 out of 10.
That's one of the greatest artists.
But in all, like, obviously, Drake is number one.
He's surpassing Michael Jackson.
I agree with that.
I genuinely think that Uzi is the top five
artists of all time.
Yeah, yeah, OK.
Artists, ever, or kind of like, any job?
I'll hit my part.
I'll hit my part.
Or rapper.
OK.
Nah, he makes music, bro.
So you think he's a top five K-pop artist?
Top 10.
Nah, I'd say top five K-pop artists.
All time.
If I'm saying all time, top 10.
Cause I don't know all them niggas who came before him.
But, if I'm saying-
I wouldn't know if he put who's he's all five.
And that's not crazy to say.
I'll have Drake, obviously, like.
Yeah.
I have Kanye
and I have
I prefer me personally
Me personally, I'd say Uzi Ubershift
100%
And that's not just about the job, it's about the fire shit
Who do I resonate with?
Uzi, like my top line?
Yeah
Uzi, I listen to Uzi
playing 2K15, I'm not 2K16, 2K17, I'm like, oh my,
this thing is like, famous Dex was so good,
screaming back then, man.
Oh my God, I used to be a famous Dex dick water, bro.
Yo, what, yo, how?
Wait, you like famous Dex?
Bro, I used to love famous Dex, bro.
I used to like Hoxley.
I don't know what the fuck that was.
I've heard that, man.
I've heard that, is that like a Battle Rapper or something?
No
Hobson's tough, bro. Why have I heard that? Oh, gee
That's not it bro Hobson is fired for used to me
Cardi? Cardi's in the top three, though?
Pass it? I didn't know they were going to want it.
Oh sure.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You surprised?
I'm playing with my kids, you know.
I
Bad you this little place is much
Oh
Back on the game is
It's
No way KC3 dies, bro.
KC3 dies in the movie, bro.
What do you mean?
No, bro.
Yeah, I mean, it's on TikTok.
Bro, we got some dough.
What? We got some dough.
I think so maybe wait. Yeah, how is it already on tiktok? If um, we're going to see on friday
Yeah, why are we so...
Yeah, but normally we go the day it comes out.
What was the first thing you know?
It's tech walking.
You are tech walking.
Wait, they're actually mad at you.
Oh, who are you?
No, you're a fucking... No, you're weirdo. Why would you show a fucking movie here?
No, I didn't show it. I showed it to Lazy. That's it.
Yeah, then you said how loud the scene is.
important all I said let's get you
guys yeah that's so gay shiver he's
probably the movie for 20 seconds bro it's
not the point one more let me see the
box bro I ain't even gonna lie let me
see that little fucking school pizza
party that's not a slice bro
Wait, why did you do this toilet, bro?
No, I guess Kassan has a main character in the movie, bro.
I didn't hate him, though.
I'm just saying, he's not the main character, bro. It's probably a 20-second scene.
Or he's one of the main characters, and he died, and you just swore that he died in the movie.
Alright, it's my fault, bro. I guess it's not going to be on Twitter tomorrow morning.
Game
This might be on Twitter. I just mute the fucking shit
They're all finally drew Lacey's cameraman spoils movie
To his chat like they're good to me drew all ladies camera man spoils movie like a fucking day
Spoils movie to his entire street
You have to horror out of that.
We'll just get your families.
You really want to see the other one, bro?
I don't think I can, Lace.
Our dream selection is going to low here.
Who wants a sparkly water?
Sparkly water, bro.
That shit is sparkly now.
It's a sparkly water!
They know we're going with a little water.
I just grabbed juice.
It's sparkling water.
So what are you drinking today?
Run down exactly where you're drinking today.
What, I'm drinking today?
Yeah.
OK.
Woke up, had two cups of water, actually.
Two cups of water in the morning.
You came back from getting food.
What did you get?
No, I got two cups of water on the table.
They filled up with water.
And I also had an iced chai latte.
OK.
And a nauseous.
And a nauseous.
OK.
And then you came back here.
And then I came back here and I had an energy drink.
Okay.
Then I had...
Then you prayed and came.
Then prayed and came.
You drank a little bit of what I'm for the fuck...
Have you ever drank a water?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm getting to it.
Then, then I drank out of three of the juices.
Three of the juices, okay, yeah.
Prepare the pineapple juices.
They were the Chick-fil-A and I got a water.
to drink a lot of water and then I also came back here I also had something else
so we were out to drink because you said something like yeah yeah no I drink
some of the story oh it was in the kitchen you downed up once a tropical
punch you down a tropical punch in the kitchen and then you tried more of the
You were fucking juice or whatever.
Yeah.
And you came up here.
Bro, you're in that hole there now.
And you asked for a water or sugar.
And then we just came back to here right now.
And you asked for a sparkling water.
I drank this after basketball.
Simon finished.
I'm going to kill it.
Kill it.
Kill it.
I just got a sparkling water.
Your fucking colon's going to fail, you brun.
And you drink sideways.
How do you do drugs?
Chats of sparkling water.
Well, I'm glad that's just so good.
When I was in a little cage on New Year's, bro,
all this would be.
Say, oh, God, dude.
You're actually like in a different mode.
You're like J.J. McCartney.
When I'm eating it, it is at least $2, bro.
This is the best.
You get ashes.
Bless me.
I know you want it.
I'll do one skin over out.
You know what one more needs to do, one try just with the whole pack.
I can't.
I'm on no sugar.
I'm on no sugar.
I'll try a skin over out.
You don't have to try a skin over out.
You're good.
Maybe I just move over.
I mean skin is right now.
You don't have to try that skin off well.
You're good.
Hey, man, this is more like a skin off right now.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Why don't we tell us to do the other one?
Matter Daddy?
You can see the other one, and maybe I'll take like a little hit.
On the camera right here?
Oh, yeah, what?
It's not a terrible idea.
Dude, set it on one as well.
Nice.
Think about how many calories I realistically
You need all day to keep a pizza but another 5,000 calories today
Oh, yeah, I don't know what I got.
You know what you went out to eat and didn't get a single fish?
You just had two waters.
No, I got something like I didn't eat that at all.
Could I like it?
Oh, no, I'm not going to lie.
I did.
It was rainbow fish.
It was rainbow fish.
It basically looked like a real fish.
real fish yeah weeks like like classic
Steak and eggs.
Yes, it was so good.
How did you do it?
Mmm.
Dude, steak and eggs with milky hair.
I'm trying to figure out if there's anything I've been craving though, I've been craving
low-key, I've been craving a seafood boil a little bit.
Ah, it's just so messy though, like it's not enjoyable if you eat so hard.
What retweet pins fat whore
Like I want to make a homemade see-through boy
I just agree
If I didn't show up and actually walk in on cooking, I could make a I could make a seafood
out of it.
If I didn't like to show up, it's not hard.
Here's some of this chat and understand it.
I mean, yeah, no, actually, I was thinking there's less like laying in bed, because it
actually bothered me.
chat they think that I'm like so dumb and so bad at everything. You know what I mean?
No actually hear me out. No hear me out. The chat things I'm like so dumb so bad at
like cooking bad at sports bad at this bad at that bad about this but they're
just talking on like like on a high level of it because they're comparing me to
the pros in every act. I don't see what I'm saying. Y'all are comparing me to
professionals in every degree because I'm a professional streamer. Y'all are
putting me on the tiers of other professionals. Like you're saying like
I'm not good at basketball as an NBA player. I'm not as good at cooking as a chef.
No one's looking at me playing basketball, go oh yeah, he's not as good as Michael did.
But here's the thing, on an actual level, when I'm not scrolling on stream and feeding
into the chat, and it was just me off camera, no one to judge, I'm better at everything
than it showed, I'm the best.
Like bro, like like I'm better. I like put me in NFL players in in a stadium with no one watching
No, but for real if I'm fucking cooking like you guys think that I can't actually cook a seafood boil
Why do you guys look at me and think oh this guy can't do something that easy
No, but I'm just saying like making a seafood boil
Making a seafood boil anybody in the world
Could search up instructions and do it right just follow the instructions. Don't be
It's dead-ass not hard it's from Louisiana. Yeah exactly it's just cagey
Making a seafood boil
I don't know how to do that shit, it's kinda hard.
No, but you just put a bunch of, like,
you put a bunch of seed in it,
and then it's shipped on the seasoning.
Exactly, and then you just burn it.
And then you drop it in that shit, and then you just go.
Yeah, it's not, like, that's not hard.
Yeah, it's very hard.
But it brought me to believe in, like, the chow,
the chow was all saying, you couldn't do it.
You can't, you couldn't, why couldn't I?
Why couldn't I drop some seed food in a pot and do it?
I think the more time you did it, it tastes better, though.
Have you ever eaten that?
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
You've never had a seafood boil
Wait who in this chat is not it's I tell me if you've never had a seafood boil
No, that's like Louisiana, that's like the south.
No way seafood oils are LA things, what?
Dude, it's definitely not, you fucking bomb.
Yes it is.
Dude.
I've never had a seafood bulletel came to LA,
it's obviously a LA thing.
Why is certain foods dedicated to certain areas?
Never mind, never mind, never mind,
say anything about it, say anything about it.
Cheese, no stuff, is that popular in Los Angeles?
No, but like why like what like you think about like what do you think about East Coast?
What kind of food do you think about? I think like chili cheese, hot dogs, pizza is specific.
Bagels.
Lobster is only at East Coast, baby.
I got one here.
Well, because I think the ocean is different so that it's probably better on the East Coast ocean than the West Coast ocean.
I'll fucking know, I have a million problems with that.
There's different oceans.
So the price is different.
Am I cooking?
Actually, true, say I'm not.
Well, like, what is California known for food-wise?
Airwong?
No, that would be like, something to bother with.
California's not like, like, tacos or something.
They're all saying tacos wait so taco like food trucks isn't a normal thing around the world. It's just LA
Wow, it's actually a cool thing. What is Erie, Pennsylvania have?
Actually, you want no crazy cat?
No, no, no, no, no.
Erie, Pennsylvania actually has some things.
Have you guys, each of you, ever had a pepperoni ball?
Yes, I had it at your house.
Okay, not you.
I think so, is it?
A pepperoni ball is basically an Erie only thing.
It started in Erie.
Is that not something your mom makes from?
No, they have it at restaurants.
So pepperoni balls at restaurants in Erie.
Like you go to, pepperoni balls such as Staple and Erie,
If you go to like a Memorial Day party,
or you go to like a baseball game,
the concession stands will have pepperoni balls
for like a dollar or two dollars.
It sounds good though.
I swear, it's actually popular.
I never go to a ball game.
It's basically, I swear to God, it's just dough, it's dough,
and then they stuff it with pepperoni,
or some people do ham and cheese,
and then you put the dough into a bowl,
so it's like a ball, and then you put it in the oven,
and then you bite into it, and it's like bread all around,
and then when you bite into it,
There's either cheese and ham or there's pepperoni and cheese.
So good.
It's so good.
No, not a pizza roll.
It's a pizza ball.
I'm telling you, it's not a thing.
Anywhere else but Erie.
You know another thing Erie invented?
Sponge candy.
Sponge candy?
No one else has ever heard of sponge candy, bro.
Sponge candy.
Look.
This is sponge candy, bro.
People don't really know about this.
This originated in Erie, Pennsylvania.
It's basically chocolate in the middle.
It's like a spongy crunchy texture.
But I tried this snack in London when I went to the gas station.
All the vacation I went to the gas station and they had chocolate like like in the
Yo Diego, thanks for the five gifted. Wait
Honeydripper house
This
What is it, you just lick it or what?
Yeah, and so I'm not gonna eat it, it's so good.
It's like, I don't know, bro.
Wait, I wonder if you could search up pepperoni balls?
Pepperoni balls, your EPA, first thing that comes up.
See?
Joe.
I'm telling you, this is rare.
This is rare to hear, bro, look,
people be getting them shipped from here.
I'm not playing about these fucking pepperoni balls.
Can you work and make pepperoni balls?
No, not like Erie bro, look, they search up,
they're searching up for the Erie PA recipe,
we're looking for a recipe.
It's pizza, jelly, pepper, roll,
no it's not, look.
It feels like.
Bang!
It's a calzone!
Oh, it is 12, that's a restaurant in Erie, Pennsylvania.
Look, look, look, bang, Erie PA, right here.
I didn't want to make that.
Erie PA right there, and then.
I'm not living in Calzone.
And then you go back and look, look, this one right here,
Stagga Nellie's also at Erie PA,
I think it's at Harbor Creek.
You look like Erie Pennsylvania.
You look at Eerie Pennsylvania pepperoni balls.
No shit, these places are already shit.
Dude, dude, dude.
Bro, these are what they look like, though.
They're so-
This is a calzone.
This is not a calzone, it's not a calzone, it's a ball.
Look, it's a ball.
Look, it's a ball.
That's a ball.
It's not a calzone.
Okay, whatever.
I think Eerie is making a mess.
And then, hold on.
Now I gotta see what people are searching up about this.
Eerie PA Origin.
There's a whole story behind a pepperoni ball.
Oh, here we go.
The traditional pepperoni ball originated in Erie,
Pennsylvania during the Great Depression.
An Italian immigrant family used leftover fish scraps,
wrapped them in dough, deep fried them to create their meal
for their families.
It was probably one of my great-grandparents
had for him this shit.
One of my great Italian immigrants,
my great-great-great-grandma,
invented the fucking pepperoni ball.
It might have been a Fosco, bro.
It actually might have been a Fosco.
That's Fosco's pepperoni ball.
As economy improved, the filling transition
from fish scraps to sliced pepperoni, cheese, and dough,
which were then deep fried into balls,
they have since become a beloved regional staple
and to be found at local establishments
like Staggin' Nellies Italian food,
school events, and minor league baseball games.
You know how many minor league baseball games I went to?
Do you know how many minor league baseball games
that I went to?
Just so I could get a pepperoni ball.
I mean, yeah, it works with our game.
Do you watch the game?
No.
No, I'll give you the game just for the ball.
Just for the ball?
I'm telling you, these pepperoni balls are worth it.
You're going to the game just for the ball, bro.
You're doing it. These pepperoni balls are worth it.
Look up Lacy's, see what comes up after you write Lacy on Google.
Just my name?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, like, like, I'm going to do a search.
Like, does it say like Lacy anything?
Lacy Striever.
Lacy and Justin Bieber, again.
That's what you search, is that what it says?
Oh, wait, it might be the one with the low on magnifying glass, actually.
Lacey coconut Lacey influencer Lacey age Lacey tiktok Lacey YouTube Lacey himself Lacey word click Lacey Lacey and Marlin Lacey lyrics
This is kind of good though, these are the first two things that come up
I don't know
Like if you were to go like on a pressure cup
So if you so if you just type lacy and it comes up lacy YouTube first thing and then you click it click right here
You know easy it is to get to my channel to just watch a video
Tax or no
Got a machinious you met Justin Bieber. Yeah, let me show you I
I did meet just to be real
I forgot you went to like this happen
I mean I fooled that I'm it was cool
He's really, I fucking swear
Bro that's right
I always, I always say when I watch this clip
I swear he was looking at me wanting to come over.
I'm done with some shit!
And the cat called me crazy for saying that!
Yes, he was! Look!
I never actually saw this.
He looked right like that!
I don't know how he stared like he's staring at me.
And look!
He's still...
And then he saw I looked at him and turned away.
Actually, no.
I think that's a bunch of duffin, bro.
There's nothing interesting on that wall.
Cause you don't want to get caught staring.
Cause of the camera?
The second one, she's bad at rock a lot.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Did you say anything bad about that?
I made the most of your sakesing, but nothing came out.
Oh my god.
Just cut it in the second with a what?
No Justin.
No Justin.
Not in the moment bro.
Bro, I used to have a
I mean, that's a pretty like
What about Justin Bieber is no joke
That's only him I was never starship
Because I had like a
I had like a poster of Justin Bieber in my bedroom
When I was younger
That's, I mean, that's a little it
Like, oh my god
That was pizza pops
Pepperoni
Someone said, in Canada, we eat pizza pops
That was disgusting
It's a Canada thing?
Actually, it looks like some bullshit
Why don't I feel like Canada has ass boot
They got, uh
I don't know.
They got 15.
Is it bad, I think, of what was that one thing in the intro of the Drake song the girl said?
That they're eating something on the plane, all their servant is, fuck, what is that?
Oh my god.
Ox tail.
Because of a Drake song, for some reason now I resonate Ox tail with Canada.
I'm just so fine with him though.
These are fire.
Are you talking about my balls?
Whoa!
No, I almost showed the leak that you already leaked.
What is it?
The movie shit.
What?
I told you that's just gonna be all over the toilet.
The what?
The movie.
The movie.
He already leaked to the chat.
Are you tripping?
I'm like, I think I know what you're talking about.
The movie.
How do you not know what I'm talking about?
I'll show you the downstairs and then you're right in front of most of the woodwigs.
We don't see it for hours.
Oh my god, I'm thinking of something completely different.
That I'm not even going to say.
What?
It's definitely...
No, I can't say it.
But could I get it bad if we get it to leak?
What is he talking about?
I don't know.
If I could tell you, you would really know.
You just mute it.
Yeah, I know someone now you're talking about scary movie.
Yeah, that's really.
I told her about the 2B shit.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
Now, I told her about the 2B shit.
What they said?
They didn't believe me.
They just said son because I thought I was lying.
I remember I literally went on stream and I was telling y'all about how I got asked.
But now just saying it there's been a son
But I remember I told the story and they just been son. No, you didn't cap like they thought I was trolling
I don't know why. I don't think you've been in a movie because you're my friend. It's cool.
But like if I'm like a viewer or just a regular person, you've been in a movie. It's kind of like fries.
Unless it's like five years from now when you're not like streaming every day and you're like...
But why? It's being in a movie is sick.
No, I mean because I'm friends with you, it's cool.
But like because... I don't...
Chats are retweeting it so they understand what I'm saying.
Like five years or not when you're not streaming and doing fucking bullshit, like kicking your ass on camera.
I'm not. I don't do bullshit.
Like hang on to almost like a different streamer that you're not president.
If they're in two movies, you wouldn't even fuck.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Wait, what? That's what you're saying?
Yeah.
Wait, what did you say?
It's like someone who doesn't care about Lacey,
and why would they give a fuck about him making a two-movie?
That's what you're saying, right?
Yeah, or even if you were like a know-all of Lacey.
It's like I'm not going to watch a fucking movie. Yes, they will.
Bro. Yo, no, no, no, no. If a studio drop a trailer right now, the Lacey movie.
Okay. People are watching that. People are watching that. No, no, no.
It's like an actual movie with the actual plot and everything and you're an actual actor.
And I'm a regular person that like knows all of you are sitting on a tip-top.
I'm not going to see that. Okay, but what if like it's like an action.
It's like it's like a highly anticipated movie and like like let's say it
Let's say tomorrow like you know the horror movie that would be a letter. No, I'm not even I'm saying let's say tomorrow
Movie poster came out and it was Kevin Hart
Drew ski ride along three is that what it is? And then the thing said
there was like
Education and then it was just me in the backseat. Okay. Okay
There's no other mission a Kevin Hart movie because I'm
Talking about like some movie where it's like not like any crazy actors is regular ass actors. I know like a
list fucking Kevin Hart
Regular movie with Lacey
Yeah, but think about some movies. They don't have known actors and they still go crazy
No one really knew the actors from obsession before the obsession
No, but you're not understanding my point, though
Are you high? No. I know what he's saying. I think he's saying you need to be in a fucking movie with the Avengers
You're never going to give a fuck. No, but in-
Yeah, that's what he seemed like he's saying.
What he seemed like he's saying?
Like unless I'm in a fucking movie with Robert Downey Jr.
They're flying around Iron Man Street,
the movie's not gonna matter.
Let's be honest, no one takes you seriously.
Yes they do.
Five years from now people will take you seriously.
Five years from now people will take you seriously.
I would actually be taught.
No, because there's a lot of actors out there
who are actors and in their position
because they aren't taken seriously.
That's facts.
Look at comedy movie actors.
But obviously, if I went and was a fucking main character
in a romance movie, no one's gonna care.
No one's gonna, like, no one's, like, that's retarded.
But if I was like an actor in a comedy movie,
people might be like, hold on, you know?
There's actors out there who are actors
because they're not taking series.
No, listen, listen.
It could be a thing where it's like,
I'm a regular person, right?
And I'm like, I'm not gonna see that.
But if people go and see it and then they're hyping it up,
It's like okay cool, but like from first thing like oh you want to see the movie that laces it
I'm not going to see that shit. I'm doing well. No shit
No one's going to see if the movie so trash, but it's known as the movie laces in I don't want to be in the movie
Okay, but the movies gotta have a lot going to get you're not gonna get into a fucking heaven hard movie
Without any other acting experience that watch that watch that watch this on how it works
Watch my happy. I'm just saying for listening to that. I will be in a popular movie
Actually, I bet you say that I'm gonna say no she read up
The reason I was gone for an entire week was because I went to
New York City
and the reason I was in New York City was because
They were filming a week there for the new spider-man movie that's coming out
And I am a side character in the movie, but not like a main character, but I'm in a good percentage of the movie, like about 40, 40, I'd say like 30, 40% of it, but like I'm just like a popping type of character.
But it's my first acting experience.
Yeah, no listen if you were like for like one scene like one like 30 seconds
See you're like the pizza boy driving out the road on the car or something like that shit's tough
If you were acting throughout the whole movie it just wouldn't hit brown sorry
Yeah, you could have like a banger at all like what's like a lot of what a little scene like that she would be tough
Yeah, that's how you start and then you have a couple of
a couple of those people like wait that's actually a good character movies
yeah you know it he's got his own not for sure bomb this on your fucking
hell of years by that yeah yeah that's why I'm saying why that's why I'm saying
what if there was a movie right and this might be a crazy concept I'm
spewing right now because I'm high what if there was a movie and with how popular
is and how many people want to know about it the movie somehow had to do
Where the main character was a streamer
Like what what if it was a horror movie right and the main character in the movie their
Character is a streamer. Oh, I played the character people would then understand it
I don't know
Nobody's directing that bullshit
Okay, you gotta get good acting like you've got like you're gonna get good
Like bro to the point where like when we're watching the movie it literally like you forget you're watching like
Lacy's sitting on camera picking his nose and he's got the sparkling water, bro.
Yeah.
I should be...
Boom!
I don't think, I mean...
Or maybe...
Maybe I'll just start directing movies.
Okay.
Well, okay, actually, what would your first movie be?
My first movie...
Would be...
a man who is stuck in his house just all the time.
He's fully stuck in his house.
He's never left because he's scared to leave.
And then, he finds a girl.
I found a girl who's stuck in her house.
She watches her every day while she walks by through the window.
and he watches her day by day by day walk by he sits and watches through the
window oh she's got back from work she has groceries in her hand this time she
went back to work no she just walked by every day and this man
one day decided that she was worth it to go outside of his house with a
first time ever and he went outside and grabbed her and then he brought her into
his house and trapped her in the basement.
Then, then, he...
I literally don't know if he was in between but he kills her eventually.
I thought he was in love with her.
But he killed her.
And then...
The end?
And then...
He finally gets the courage to go outside.
So he goes outside and he finds her whole family.
He kills them.
He kills everybody.
Is he okay? No, he's not okay.
You're talking about you.
Oh, no, I could be a villain.
No, we're up.
I could be a cool villain in a movie.
What would you be? What would be your work?
like my like all of my thing is a villain. Yeah, um, it would be like my feeling superpower. Yeah,
I would be like, you know, like, I don't be like, you're young or fit, I guess your power or like,
you know, whatever you want to be, I would be you. I'd probably be, I'd be me, honestly. Well,
I would be wearing a suit all the time and my hair would be fully blonde but I'd have like
a black stripe going through and my superpower
is X-ray vision.
That's not me. That's not me. Fuck, no. I have x-ray vision so I can see through clothes.
I could see through like bodies so like I could see what you ate today. I could look through your body
That's gonna help you a lot bro
I could sit on one side of the wall and see through it to the other. That's good. And hear it
So I heard I whatever I'm seeing I can hear it too. So I
Okay, that's good.
Basically, my super power is I have a huge,
I have an insane, excessively well sense of everything.
And your character has like a giant nose
so he can smell things?
Yes, yeah, my nose is bigger than normal,
but my superpower is that I have a heightened senses,
heightened senses on everything.
Even things that come at me like quick,
I can catch them, if someone shoots a bullet,
I can catch them.
You're not spider.
You should have blew it. I could catch it. Not only that, but I could smell crazy. I could smell pizza. I could walk away
X-ray vision I could see through all your clothes right now. See your dick whatever I want
And then
What's on other senses touch?
You're good. I could control my skin
I was so in touch with my senses that I can make my hair freezing, my tips freezing.
So if it touches something, it freezes them or it's super hot.
Or super hot.
No, because I'm not.
No, because I'm not.
I'm super proud.
I'm so in touch with my senses that I can make my skin feel so hot that it's fire.
What's that thing already super good at?
Yeah, human torch.
Can you fly?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Super speed?
Super speed.
Doesn't really have to do with senses, though.
Maybe if I was someone touching my body,
I could teleport my eyes.
And I could go to the base and look there
and want to teleport there instead of running my body as it goes.
You like to get under, girl?
No.
Wait a chat.
I was talking about this.
Would it hit if no one beat all of Minecraft, with all the bosses?
Yeah, he thinks it would.
He thinks that me, Ron, Jason, I don't think you said adapt because adapt didn't play.
Oh, Marlowe makes sense because he beat them there.
I guess.
But no one beat all the bosses, bro.
He said we should beat all the bosses.
Word in
With their warden
Look up odds of getting away
Getting with their skull
That's like every every hungry with your soul
Yeah, and they're hard to kill well, they're not hard to kill, but they don't there's no spawner throw the nether
They just spot in the fortress usually like not even fucking close. Oh, wait. So why don't why don't people try to beat the wither?
They do like people have long lasting worlds
They do like play in marathons. How come it's not like known to do because like
The enter dragon you get the cutscene and shit
But like no one's be all three boxes
Yeah, that's true though.
Like, at least they extreme that.
But you guys are giving the winner a take fucking forever.
Unless they just did, like, not hardcore.
Like, and it was just like, OK, we can't add strings.
There's four bosses?
And there's four.
What's the fourth?
Oh, wait, the thing in the ocean, right?
Does that count in the boss?
I mean, yeah.
I don't think he's boss.
I'm like, oh.
That's hard, bro.
That one's so easy.
The water one's low-key the mickey, the guardian.
I mean, it's the boss, though.
No?
They're just checking the boss, yeah.
Ron and XCC tried this already?
Oh, it only takes like a day?
Fuck no.
No.
Either they 0% chance you guys are doing it today.
If you guys all have to be alive, no.
No, but if someone's good at it, if it was one person,
they're good at beating it, it'll take them a day?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Weather skills is going to take, that will literally
take forever.
Well, I feel like I could do it.
I mean, I could do it in a day.
I learned it
I'm really good at games so if I learned it like if I learned how to do it
I can definitely do it. I just look up fighting the winner
I'm not gonna lie
You would actually not know what to do. I look at all their problems there. It's okay. Hard
He literally just fucking miss the weather
This guy has a life show.
This guy's got a stack of stuff.
Yeah, he is.
Look, this is the weather skull that you get from the nether,
and you build that.
It's like a...
We're not showing too much.
Is that him?
Yeah.
It's hard?
Yeah.
That looks easy.
I mean, he's got probably a pretty decent bow, though,
though, too.
There's not even...
There's not even on what's it called.
Any any ender with that can make you
Not a single only probably wrong you guys are probably tweak like Marlon would
Yeah, if you don't have a lecture, it would be really hard.
And then you drink some milk to get the withershell up there.
But like, there's no like endermen following around.
Yeah, but look at this local.
Is he on withershells and stuff like that somewhere?
Or is he on withershells and stuff like that?
Or is he on withershells and stuff like that?
I don't think so.
I swear to you guys.
I could be.
I've never done that.
Jack, is he on withershells and stuff like that?
Y'all not beating this?
Not going to lie.
Met.
Met.
Okay, look you got some let's play shit
Not sure is me up. Well, I'll say what I'm gonna do right now
Tomorrow or the next day. Whatever day I want. I'm starting GTA story mode
Because they don't think I can have the patience to beat GTA story bro
Yeah, it's like everybody when you talk about you to talk about story
Where you never played it no
I've like like played the game like fucked around in it
like you know I'm just like right around the city
civilians over like
I'm not even kidding, every single time I play it on mining
every time I have a ruptured nitro I literally get on VTA and just drive
I just run people over and go to gas stations and shoot the clerk in the head
and then I wait for him to respawn and I have to do it for like an hour and a half
oh shit, it's pretty real
Wait, Jinxie's doing it this weekend?
Actually, Jinxie's...
That means I can't do it then.
No, I can make a week of writing. We just set it on the street.
What do you race in? What is a race?
No, I don't think... is the story mode like a race kind of thing?
Oh, I thought you meant with a Minecraft shit.
The GTA.
Well, it's not my GTA.
You're fucking lying in my shit, man.
Should we get an apartment?
I'm gonna get off, bro.
What?
I'm in bed.
Dr. Latcha?
Dr. Latcha?
Dr. Latcha?
Not gonna lie to you that, uh...
She's mattering my daddy!
She's mattering my daddy!
Alhunger, my bad bro.
Fuck you!
Hey, but look!
I'm gonna be live tomorrow again...
What's tomorrow? Thursday?
Oh my god, I gotta get my Cybertron back tomorrow.
So, I'll show y'all that when I get that back tomorrow on stream.
PO Box is probably tomorrow.
Or it'll be in four days.
It depends on if I have time tomorrow after I get in my car
And
Then clicks comes on Friday, and then we got the tap-cap pop up the day after but a look I'm gonna catch y'all tomorrow girl
I'm a catch y'all tomorrow made. She says she leaving up
Oh fuck I guess I'm gonna try to guess when to click to the outro screen
She says she leaving up
Oh
I'm a thug, I'm strapping through the bag, though
I just put a bitch on top of another nigga, huh?
I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit him broke
All of a sudden, he a friend when I send that bitch a toast
When she want attention, she disguise it as a post
I forget to mention, she was mine before she owe
She gon' nip a cooch