Lacy
๐ด CONTENT OVERLOAD ๐ด $25,000 NBA CARD OPENING ๐ด REVEALING 1/40 CYBERTRUCK ๐ด PO BOX OPENING ๐ด WORLDS BIGGEST SEAFOOD BOIL ๐ด !YOUNGLA
06-04-2026 ยท 6h 59m
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Yo, don't boy. Thank you for the five gift to W5 in the chat W5 W5 W5
If you got a sub from dough boy make sure to add him and sell them. Thank you so much for the cell
W. Don't boy, bro. Um, how y'all feeling man? What's good? He was good. He was good. He was good
with goody in a hoodie ain't no kissy in my rap rap cap you finna talk to me up in the
same yo ass back
uh sleigh son son in uh fuck you bitch how's that you guys want to know what the original uh was
you want to know what the original son in uh was it was a bunch of dots that's what it used
to be back in my day. It used to be a bunch of dots. There was none of this
sunshade, none of this cat looking sideways. It was dots. Yeah. Yeah, y'all
don't know nothing about the dots. Now look, they, now they even got an emote for
the dots. They even got an emote for the dots, bro. You guys don't know nothing
about this shit the way I grew up. Hey, listen, today we have a content overload.
Yes, that's right. I'm not kidding. We have a content overload today, a legitimate overload
of content stacked on top, on top, on top, on top, on top of each other. Okay. Overload of content.
Yes, I know. I know. So I'm going to walk you guys through on a content overload we have today.
I'm not I'm not trolling number one today we have in celebration of the NBA finals we have a 25
thousand dollar NBA card opening yes yes 25 thousand dollar NBA card opening we are opening um
Um, what's like the, the, the, the, the main NBA boxes, like, what are they called?
Is it national treasure?
No, it's called something.
Y'all know what I'm talking about, right?
What is it called?
Flawless.
Yes.
Um, we have flawless boxes.
Okay.
So we're going to be opening some of those a bunch of different years, bunch of different
players.
Obviously, going to be chasing that Wemby, going to be chasing that Cade Cunningham,
to be chasing that Anthony Edwards at SGA. We're chasing it all, bro. We're chasing it all, okay?
Also, on top of that, we have the reveal of my new car. Yes, yes, the reveal of my new car.
I haven't even seen the car yet. So the reveal of my new car is coming today as well.
you guys haven't even seen it yet.
So, and neither have I.
So it's gonna be the first time seeing
my new wide body kitted car, okay?
First time seeing my new wide body kitted car.
One of 40 car of Keckler.
Why are you calling it the car of Keckler?
Why are you calling it the car of Keckler?
That's not what it's called.
And then, after that, if we have time,
I might go to the PO box, get all the PO,
and then do a PO box opening today.
If we don't have time, I'm going to be doing PO tomorrow.
OK?
And after that, I am doing an eating challenge.
I know.
I know it's been a while.
It's been a while since I've done an eating challenge.
I know.
I know.
It's been a minute, it's been a minute
since I've done the eating challenge, that's right.
I am doing the official world's largest
seafood boil eating challenge.
Yes, I love seafood boils and I wanna try
to take down the world's largest seafood boil.
Of course you do.
Bro's doing his regular dinner and calling it a stream.
Okay, and then after that tonight we go and get on pack draw a little bit
Maybe play some fortnight get some late-night gaming going okay, and tonight
I'm a little confused
Apparently it's a dApps birthday
At midnight, but a dApp told me that his birthday. He pushed it back to June
So, I don't know if ADAPT wants me to, like, does ADAPT want us to celebrate?
Does he, like, even want us to celebrate?
It's June.
I know, but I talked to ADAPT and he told me that he pushed it back to October.
So, I'm confused.
How does that work?
I don't know how that works.
I just remember talking to him around and I was like, yo, your birthday's coming up.
He was like, no, it's not.
I was like, yeah, it is.
He was like, no, I pushed it back this year.
And I was like, what do you mean you pushed it back this year?
So I don't know if we were supposed to like sell, I don't know.
I wasn't sure if we were supposed to celebrate his birthday or not, but I guess we are celebrating
his birthday.
Okay, I guess we are celebrating his birthday.
Hold on, I'm getting a FaceTime call.
I know what you're talking about.
He's trying to change his age.
Some shit.
But then tomorrow, guys, tomorrow, Clicks is coming to the courthouse for the first time
ever.
We're spending the day with Clicks tomorrow.
I'm going to show him around the house.
We're going to hang out for a little bit.
We can do some IRL, maybe go play basketball at the court.
Definitely will end up doing that.
So Clix is gonna be pulling up tomorrow,
hanging out here for a little bit.
And then the day after that,
we have the official first ever tap cap pop-up event.
Yes, in Los Angeles, everybody in LA is welcome to come.
We have the tap cap pop-up event.
And then the day after that, no, I've never stacked.
The day after that, on Sunday,
is the official tap cap drop.
And then Monday, I'm pretty sure I'm doing a stream with Jim Menor on Monday.
So bro, I'll tell you, we are stacked, it's stacked bro, it's a content overload.
It's a content overload, bro.
It is a literal content overload as of recent.
And then we go to, um, we go to Summer Smash.
Go to Summer Smash, fax.
So, maybe on bell when?
Ah, soon.
Soon.
And also chat, I don't know if you guys saw my tweet,
but it is officially confirmed.
I think that if I was a
firm.
Or has accepted my offer.
Of 40,000 dollars.
Raids after events.
And I pitched him on a dream.
That I can be a top 10 west
player.
season and we are winning. I'm telling y'all right now we're winning this thing.
Trust me, I got the 14 events thing handled. I got it handled, bro. Trust me, I'm good.
Trust me, I'm good. But bro, I'm telling y'all this is a great all-around offer. I'm going to tell
you guys why ARC is very smart for accepting this offer. First off, all ARC is doing is missing out
on one FNCS realistically, right? Second, $40,000 is equivalent to winning three West FNCSs.
I'm basically paying ARK to win three FNCSs, okay? And right after this, ARK can just play
Last Chance Qualifier in Quota Land because the second best player on West, Victor V, moved
To an essential so West so arc has a free last
Global's land qualifier in last chance qualifier on West and arc just opened up the door for him to make so much content
Bro, and that's if me and arc don't quali land because I'm here to tell y'all right now
Son I
Don't know if y'all know me
I'm an urban legend in the Fortnite community.
People know that if I never went the IRL content route, if I stayed locked in on my grind,
playing this game, I was going to be one of the best.
I was going to be up there with the Peterbots.
So I'm telling you guys right now, me and Ark are going to run FNCS West.
We are going to win.
We are going to make grand and we are going to be top five on the last day and then we
are going to win grand finals and you guys are going to see me at land walking out.
Yes.
Yes.
It's going to happen.
It's going to happen.
It's going to happen.
You need division one guys.
I already talked to arc.
I talked to arc.
I talked to him last night.
Me and Ark are gonna be playing the division cups.
He said that he can get me division one
in probably two div cups.
So me and him are gonna be streaming
I'm gonna be streaming and playing these division cups
with Ark.
Why are y'all saying GG?
Why are y'all saying GG?
You're going to get streams like every game.
It doesn't matter.
I have arc on my team or you're not understanding this.
It doesn't matter.
14 events.
Guys, guys, if I tell you trust me, I got the 14 events handled, then you trust me that
I got the 14 events handled. Okay. I don't have to worry about that. I'm good. I'm good.
Okay. Division one, I'm going to have to get to division one, but look, fortnight's competitive.
These are all the dates for the division cups.
Week one, week two, week three, week four.
So in these four weeks, me and Ark have to get to division one.
You know you're not playing all of them.
All right, let's go over which ones I can play.
15th, 16th, and 20th.
June.
Is this, is the Bahamas West?
Is the Bahamas West Chatternoe, is that East?
Okay.
So, for division cup week two, I'll be honest, I'm going to be in a Bahamas, facts.
I'm going to be in a Bahamas, okay?
I'm going to be in a Bahamas.
It's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal.
I could play on high ping.
I'm a high ping player.
It doesn't matter.
I'm a good high ping player, okay?
Division cup week three, June 22nd, 23rd, and 27th.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I think I might be in New York, I might be in New York for one of these days, just one
of these days, I'm 22nd, but it's all good because 23rd and 27th back in LA, then division
Cup week 4th, July 13th, 14th, 17th, it's gonna be in New York, but, but hold on.
It doesn't matter.
You want to know why it doesn't matter how?
Okay.
Can you guys in the chat explain to me?
to me. What do you have to do? What do you have to do to get division one?
Hey Ron!
Yeah Ron?
Yeah?
Did you really pay some $40,000?
Yes.
Why does it say three seven of the court?
Why does it say what?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Why does it say what?
Reset up at the house.
Um, that was yes, that was part of the deal, yes.
So is anyone else here about that?
Oh, it's in my bedroom, it's in my bedroom.
But why does he give a fuck about free tap caps?
Like what the fuck is, uh, it's part of the deal?
So what if you spend $40,000 and you don't go all?
That's not an option, that's not an option.
I'm telling you she is not yo I'm gonna be I'm wrong we're about have two FNCS
winners living in the same roof
hello yes generally yes you think that there's a chance that you win FNCS
and clicks has to get you.
Yes, there actually is.
If you win FNCS before clicks on my soul,
like I will suck you dry until like you cream all over my
face and make my face into a glazed dome.
There is no chance in fucking hell that you win.
There's actually no chance.
I'm a hater.
I'm gonna be your biggest hater.
In fact, I'm gonna put a laser on my streams
like you're all stream.
There's just no chance.
Well, I don't believe it.
Okay, watch me.
Watch me win.
Watch me win.
The whole fucking world is against me, Chad.
The whole fucking world is against me, Chad.
The whole world is against me, bro.
But that's what I like.
I like when there's...
I like when every man in the world is underneath me.
Just jerking me off from behind.
I'm winning this shit.
So let me ask you all a question.
Let me call Klicks.
FaceTime Cody.
Starting a FaceTime call to Cody.
Yo, big poop.
Hey, I'm live right now, I assume you can hear you.
Okay, I need a genuine mantra.
I actually want to ask you your opinion.
Yeah.
What, do you think me and Ark qualm wins on West?
Wait, what is that?
I'm playing FNCS West with Ark.
Dude, you're into that fucking subs.
Comment talk.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah, you're talking to your mind, you fatty.
Okay, I need your honest opinion.
Me and Ark are playing West FNCS next season.
Jay, that's a good do all right there.
Do you think that we make grants?
You're covering your mind if you fatty.
No, I'm not.
Do you think, you put away my art?
Do you think we can make grants?
Make grants a hundred percent.
Do you know how good Arkin's?
How good, tell me how good he is.
He gets prepared like he did for Quest.
Like he's not actually disgusting,
but the thing is,
Yeah, what
Okay, so I got okay take a little damage, okay
Are you actually paying them $40,000?
Yep.
All right, listen, dude.
I know someone better than that, but you
might have to pay a little bit more.
Who?
I know someone, but you might need to add a zero.
For who?
Who?
Peter Bot would pay for $400,000?
His name's Klicks.
Brother, I would pay shark to play with me before I pay you, brother.
You got shit on by shark.
And you guys got pickaxe my shark
But listen, I'm actually gonna be I'm actually gonna be on the game regularly
I'm actually gonna be on a game regularly again. So we so we actually got to start playing in shade
Because I'm not kidding. I'm actually grinding. I'm genuinely how okay wait, how do I hit division one?
I can get you there in like a day arc said he could get me there, too
So it's not gonna be hard to get
Okay
Okay, my child was telling me I'm not even gonna be able to hit Dave Warren
Yes, I'm ready, but I have all my fortune events played out right now.
Okay, Matt, sounds good.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Seven.
I said I'll see you tomorrow.
What time?
What time do you get here?
Guys, there's no way I was saying sus.
Nobody thinks clicks cheats, bro.
He's never one.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Yo, Clakes, what would you do if I won FNCS with Ark before you?
What would you do if I was no FNCS winner?
How do you know?
What if we win?
If you were about to win, I'd do my mother's life.
I'd pay everyone around you to fucking key you off scheme.
I don't care.
Does it matter? It's a big Ark, bro. It's a big Ark.
It doesn't matter.
No one is keyin' a big Ark.
Ark is literally the man in the woods.
Yo, I sit on Ark in two seconds on his own fucking...
Arc clears you
Arc will shit on you, bro
On West pink
Okay
Oh
Yeah, y'all know that y'all know that sound. It's like the man in the woods and then it's like
That's arc bro. That's arc. This dude is not to be fucked with. I'm telling you he is the he is the second best fighter in the entire world
We are not and me and then you compare and then you match my mechanics with it
I'm probably a top ten fighter what I'm really like back and like like locked in and she
This isn't a bad idea for today, also.
I think it's time for a weigh-in.
I don't know what you guys think, but here's the thing.
You guys think that I troll.
If I weighed in right now, I'd probably be 196.
So, I weighed myself the other day on stream and I was 195.
I don't know what you guys want me to do, bro.
Like, I'm losing weight.
I'm genuinely losing weight.
But you guys just think that I eat all day.
That's not what I do.
I don't eat.
I eat very healthy.
I eat very low calories.
What yourself? Okay, Matt. Matt, let me call Drew. Let me call Drew. Call Drew.
Calling Drew. I've deadass been eating healthy. Yo, can you do me a favor? Can you bring
Silky's scale up here? Where is it? It should just be right in the walkway of his room.
Hi, let me go look.
Thank you.
Are you going to this?
NMS Boxing 4 fight card fight.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be going to this.
I don't know, though, because Jason told me
that I was going to be a commentator,
but I'm pretty sure.
You know, let me call him.
Call Jason.
Calling Jason.
All right, brother didn't answer the fucking phone.
You're gonna do this if you fail
Already saw that
Yo, Jay
Yeah, bro, I was just I was just wondering
Like a couple months ago or like like a month ago
You told me that I was actually gonna be a commentator for the boxing on the six and that's in two days
So I was I was just wondering what I need to like what stages and things I need to do and to take on
to continue that, you know what I mean?
Um, bro, like, bro, like, okay,
so you wanted to get news or bad news?
Well, there shouldn't really be any bad news.
You told me I was the commentator,
unless you're stripping me in the role
two days before the event.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Do you want to get news or bad news?
Okay, what's the bad news?
So the bad news is you're not gonna be commentating
because there are no commentators.
So it's a silent boxing match.
No, no, no, no, no, there's judges, there's judges.
So who's gonna be talking?
So the judges will be talking, yeah.
But as good news is another role, if you want to be a part of it, you want to be a part
of it.
Okay, what's that?
I am looking for another ringer.
So you want me to show my tits?
Okay.
So you, so you, so you, so you, so you shoot me in my role.
You shoot me in my role.
I'm not being your personal jester. I'm not being your personal jester. Why did you why did you tell me I could be a commentator and then and then strip me?
you tell me I can be a commentator and then and then strip me I'm sorry I'm sorry
there's only one way you can make it up to me bro okay um you could come to my
come to my meeting greet yes
What what what do you mean just just just pull up
It's on the same day like before hand it starts at noon
So I'm coming to your event, but you can't come to mine
That's a minute straight. Let me get this straight. Let me get this straight
I I'll go to your event and support your event even though you strip me of my position, but you can't come to mind
On my soul on my soul
On my soul, I'm gonna be jumping up and down screaming. Let's go Asian Jeff. Fuck you
Fucking asshole.
Fucking asshole.
Bro, I was supposed to be a commentator.
He wants me to go stand in the fans like a groupie?
He wants me to be in the fucking bleachers like a groupie?
The fuck?
Oh my God.
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, I'm not going to lie.
Call Asian Jeff.
Calling Jeff Asian.
The fuck did Asian Jeff block me?
Oh, that says Asian Ray. Wait.
I don't have Asian Jeff's number.
Holy shit. I have so- Yo, I have Asian Jason, Asian Jeff, and Asian Ray in my fucking contact right now.
What is my phone lineup?
Put it on God, Silky took my commentator spot.
Put it on.
What are you thinking?
Silky took my commentator spot.
Send him away this shit.
Oh God, I hope he oversleeps and misses.
This is like a gatternator shit.
Fuck you.
Get a gatternator stream.
Oh, look at the gun.
God.
Bro.
Wait.
Silky just texted me.
I got a quick court attorney and then I'm going live a quick court attorney and then I'm going live in like an hour
Please don't try to find out people without me. Yo
On
Yo, yo on everything I love
I'm lacing silky
I'm lacing silky before that fight. I don't give a fuck
I'm putting 15 melatonins
In whatever he's sipping on and he's not waking up for a fight
Jesus call me bro.
What?
What bro?
Why are you silent after calling me?
No?
But now, but now, but now, but now, but now, but now.
No, no, no, Jason, hold on, wait, no, no, no, no, no.
Now, I got a bone to pick with you now
because I haven't tried to pull it, fuck you, buddy.
So let me get this straight, let me get this straight.
You replace my commentating with Silky
after y'all have been butt fucking each other
the last month making out and shit every day.
Now you wanna replace me with Silky.
Yo, I got news for you.
I'm putting Ted Bellatonin in his lean the night before.
He's not waking up for your event, fuck you.
He's not going bro, he's not, he's not, he's not commentating.
It's, it's Deji Adapt and Jsinko.
Oh, Deji's pulling up?
Deji's pulling up.
Okay, back to me a sec.
I'm going to take a shower.
I'm going to take a shower.
Let me cook, Chad, let me cook.
Come on, Dadgie.
Wait, what time is it in the Europe, Chad?
Chad, what time is it in the Europe?
It's only 10 p.m., ma.
He's hearing my shit.
Oh my god, Deji doesn't answer the phone.
Maybe it's the ND.
Let me try again.
Please, Deji.
I'm a loser.
I'm actually a fucking fat loser.
Deji?
Deji?
Deji?
Deji! Deji! Deji! Hey Deji, I'm on stream right now!
Hi, what's up, man? Listen, listen, I need to talk to you about something, bro.
What's, what's happened? Have you, have you found out your appearance this far?
No, no, I've known that. What, what's your, what's your appearance fee?
What's your appearance fee? My appearance fee?
Yes
Like if you're going to a big event or something, how much do you charge what's your appearance fee?
Okay, what's what's your appearance non-fee so if I wanted to pay you to not go to an event
I don't know why, what's the reason?
So basically, I'm hosting this event on the same day that Jason's hosting an event.
And I was actually supposed to be at the commentator table with you, but he replaced me for
someone else and just told me two days before.
So I will pay you however much you want to not go to Jason's boxing event.
I'll get that sorted. I'll get that all sorted. Don't worry about it. I'll get that sorted too.
I can't do that, bro. That's so mean. I can't do that.
You're fake as fuck to me, Deji.
Well, I-
No, you don't really fucking me like that, do you?
Wait, did I get it?
You don't really fuck with me like that do you?
But I, of course I fuck with you man.
You're like, you're lace, I'm dead, you want to be together?
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm telling you this because you're my, you're my homie bro.
You're not gonna wanna be at that event.
Why? Why is that?
You're just not gonna wanna be there.
What is it, is it gonna be bad?
Something like, something might go down.
Something's wrong!
You're going to hell!
Okay, um, should I...
Should I... Should I be in the strat?
No, it's okay.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Um, okay, um,
I'm gonna see you there when I'm out there, all right?
No, I'm not going.
No, but I mean, I'll still... I'll be in LA!
Okay, yeah, come, come, come by the house.
All right, cool.
I'll uh, I'll come, I'll come up and I'll say hello.
Okay.
I hope your flight is very safe.
You hope my flight is very, oh my gosh, I'm sorry.
No, like I hope you, what do you mean?
Oh my gosh, I hope you have a safe flight.
The fuck?
Ha ha ha, what, why did you wind it like that though?
I'm just hoping, I hope you have a safe flight, dude.
Ha ha ha, all right, thank you Lacey.
Okay, have a good one bro.
New mini game.
Wait, is this on the apps for yet?
Oh, did I just leak something else?
I really, I gotta stay out of stuff telling me shit.
I'm not going to lie, I gotta stop telling me shit.
Ariana Blue!
That sounds like a porn starting.
Thank you for the five gift today, you're the five.
What did I leak, what did I leak, what did I leak, what did I leak, what did I leak?
What did I leak?
I give you more reacts, give you more reacts.
Madden, you got rated above Ron.
Professional TikTok bodybuilder rated the physiques of the core members.
Hold on a minute.
I got to be at least above a six.
Rating physiques, core boy edition.
Stable Ronaldo.
Now, Ron has been in the circle for the past year, it seems like, of trying to get in shape
And he's been working with a trainer recently, but nothing has changed on his physique because he just doesn't eat good.
He has small arms with no definition to his chest, and he has no abs, so he really needs to improve everything.
I'm reading Ron's physique a 3.5 out of 10.
Okay, come on, dude.
Ron's physique is not a 3.5.
That's fucked up, bro.
He's not a 3.5.
You're fucked?
Bro, I'm at least a six.
Lacey, now he's lost over a hundred pounds, which is awesome, but we've only seen his
physique a handful of times, but he's seemingly making progress month over month.
Thank you.
His best body part as a former big guy is probably his calves, but the best part about
his- Is my what?
Over month, his best body part as a former big guy is probably his calves, but the-
My calves is my best body part?
That's like the biggest insult you could ever give me.
His best body part are his calves.
How about my abs or my arms?
The best part about his upper body is definitely his arms.
Obviously, to see more,
he needs to keep losing weight and gaining muscle.
But I'm rating Lacey's physique.
Bro, my body doesn't even look bad here.
Obviously, to see more, he needs to keep losing weight.
Oh, like do you guys not see the potential here?
Like you could see if I lost a little bit of fat right here,
a little bit of fat in my boobs,
a little bit of under here, like this is a nice body.
weight and gaining muscle, but I'm rating Lacy's physique a 4 out of 10.
A 4?
My physique is not a 4 out of 10.
The fact that I even lost 100 pounds automatically puts me at a 5.
I'm not a 4 out of 10 physique, bro.
I'm probably realistically like a 5.8 physique right now.
Jason, now it seems like he's been training a bit because there is some more muscle definition
on his chest, shoulders, and arms.
This is definitely one of the better, poor boy physique.
I'm rating Jason's physique a 6.5 out of 10.
Silk.
White.
Now, he has a ton of potential,
but his arms stand out the most
when it comes to his overall physique.
He definitely has a lacking chest,
and that's what I would improve the most,
but he has some pretty wide platole.
So I'm rating Silk's physique a 6 out of 10.
Rating.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, me and Silk, you do have priests.
Like this might, you guys might not have read this.
This was Silk and his prime.
Silky gained 12% body fat in the last month.
Me and Silky have very similar physiques now.
We actually do.
Cause bro, Silky's been eating fucking crumble cookie
and fucking crumble cookie
and chocolates and candy and shit, bro.
Buddy, you're 210 pounds at five, four.
Okay.
So, okay.
So I'm gonna weigh myself right now on the scale.
All right, I'm gonna weigh myself right now on the scale.
And it's gonna say 195, okay?
It's gonna say 195.
And also, I'm 5'10".
Here we go.
Weyan, June 4th, Lacey Weyan.
Last Weyan was last month
And I was 201 pounds.
Let's see if I'm still on track.
Weight loss journey, let's see.
Wow.
191.
191.
191, y'all told me I wouldn't break 200.
Y'all told me I wouldn't break 200, I'm 191.
Get off my dick!
Get off my dick!
I'm still losing weight.
Wait, Drew, let me see.
Where'd you go?
All right, I want to do it one more time.
Now, leave me.
Look at y'all.
Y'all hating, and then you say AI.
Drew, can you confirm the moderating volume?
Why did the scale just say by?
Same thing, 191, 191, 191 LB.
I'm 191 pounds.
I'm 191 pounds.
That is genuinely, I think, 191 pounds is the lightest I have been since I was in eighth
grade.
I'm not kidding.
I remember being 200 pounds in eighth grade.
So stop telling me I'm not losing weight, stop telling me I'm not grinding, bro.
Y'all don't know what I'm doing behind the scenes.
Reda, yes, Reda definitely is helping.
Reda is 1,000% helping, like literally 1,000%.
But I'm not gonna see her act like it's not.
That's the point of it.
Reda is 1,000% helping.
You're on Reda, you're literally cheating.
Cheating who?
Cheating who?
I'm on Reda, I'm cheating.
Who am I cheating?
You want to know who'd be cheating?
Cheating would be if I sat here like a fat ass 350 pound steel,
that would be cheating myself.
That would be cheating myself short of life.
But no, but no, I'm losing weight.
That would be cheating though.
Me taking Reddit does not affect anybody else but me.
I don't do bodybuilding.
I don't do fucking competitions.
I don't need to be natural.
I'm taking Reda and it has now helped me lose,
went from 205 to 191 pounds, 14 pounds in a month.
That's good.
That's good.
So for you say, oh, you took Reda, you're cheating.
Who am I cheating?
Am I cheating you?
You care?
Why do you care?
Who am I cheating?
If I wanted to cheat myself,
that would be letting myself stay like a fat blob.
You're injecting chemicals into your body
to lose weight. Okay? Whose body is it? Whose body is it? It's not your body. It's not your
body, dumbass. The fuck? Why is my mouth dry? How do you eat like this and lose weight?
is fake. This is fake. First of all, I'm clearly not this fat. Second of all, I never had a
pizza box like this in my hand. Why are you using Reda? It's not even FDA approved.
Approved.
Here you go, I'm not gonna get into it, bro.
I'm not gonna get into it, bro.
It's not, I know it's not, but FDA approved the fact
that that's the basis people are going off of.
Like, brother, there's like,
shampoos that are not FDA approved.
There's vitamins that are.
No energy drink is FDA approved.
No protein shakes are FDA approved.
Y'all are like,
I think Jason has something on you.
Has something against you?
Jason, have we officially ranked
every core member's physique?
Put me last.
I'm done to you. I'm done. Like I'm deadass. I'm done. I'm done taking disrespect from
everybody, bro. I'm deadass done taking disrespect from everybody. I'm gonna have the best physique.
I'm literally about to, like I didn't want to do it because I didn't, I didn't want to
like, like I don't want to, I don't want to be perfect, but I'm really gonna have to
to get in the gym, lock in, and just get my physique right,
bro.
Drake did not do that Drake dead ass work for his shit do not ever do not ever
hurt like talking about the king like that
it's not the one it's not the one hey Lacey in your therapy you talked about
having no friends did you ever think it was because you made out with your
You showered wall and humped your friends?
Okay, so we put this in very simple terms.
Every single one of us, including all of you, when we were younger, we went in our showers,
put some soap or shampoo on our hands, made out with the wall, and jerked our bullshit.
We did.
You're here going to New Cards.
I'm now in New Cards.
Yeah.
Who is we yes, we did that bro. We all did that we all closed our closed our eyes imagines some shit
some supermodel fucking
Started tonguing down a wall and jerked our shit, bro. We've all been there right unless I'm just like seeing some shit
That people don't normally do
Sham's bomb bro, what did Sham's tweet?
What?
What?
What?
Sham's bomb, what?
President Donald Trump will attend
the New York, Nixon, and Antonio Spurs game three
of the NBA finals on Monday.
How is the Sham's bomb?
Am I supposed to give a fuck?
Am I supposed to give a flying fuck?
How does that?
Why would that matter to me?
Also, I wanted to say this to y'all right now, and this is like a heart-to-heart I wanted
to have with y'all because I actually saw a clip of DDG talking about this, and you guys
in this chat have kind of made me feel like a little treacher, you know what I mean?
Like you guys have kind of made me feel like a fast food restaurant.
Like I'm always live.
You're always seeing me every single day, eight, 10 hours.
I'm live every day.
I'm here whenever you need me.
Oh, you're bored.
Turn on the Lacey stream.
He's live.
Oh, you're hungry.
I'm gonna go to this bad.
You made me feel like a little fast food restaurant when in reality, I want to be like a five star
steakhouse.
So I think I'm not going to stream as much.
I'm going to stream less so that when you guys, when I go live, it's like an event.
Like you got to put on like a nice suit and you got to be ready for the event.
You guys are like, oh, she's lacy's live.
That's he's actually live.
You know what I mean?
Like that kind of I don't want to be a fast food restaurant.
I want to be a five star steakhouse.
So I saw that clip and it made me realize, like, dang, I need to be more rare.
I need to have more aura.
You did?
W. Silke method?
He said what?
He did W silky method
He said what
Isn't that like the main thing
Yeah, but the national treasures boxes are like the main the main the big ones
Okay
Oh, Chad, we got a big card opening now.
There's one box I've never even heard of, but it's expensive as shit.
How much is it?
It's $7,000.
A $7,000 box?
Yeah.
But he said it goes for like 10K.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Calm segment before cards.
Yeah, but the calm segment is not really like.
Here's the core boys physique in order.
All right, I'll make an actual realistic core boys physique.
boy's physique list, all right?
All right.
And I'm not biased.
Number one, I'm going to say Marlin.
Marlin does have a very, very good physique, right?
Like you can't argue with that.
He has just God genetics, amazing body, great like skin complexion.
like, Marlon's physique is definitely the best of the group, okay? Now, number two,
this might be a hot take. It might not be. I do think Jason has the second best physique
in core. I think Jason, Jason's physique is the second best in core. He's got the most
muscle definition besides Marlon, and he's in the gym all the time working on his body.
Number three, this is hard, right?
There's two people that come to mind for the third best physique and core, but I think
just because of the grind that he puts in, how he focuses on his health, focuses on his
body and the outcome he's seen over the last two years, I'm going Lacey, I'm putting myself
there.
I went from 300 pounds down to 200, lost over 110 pounds.
My physique looking a lot better.
I'm down to 191 pounds.
And now that the fat is going,
it's time to put the muscle on.
And that's why I think I have the third best physique.
Fourth, silky or a dap or raw.
This one's hard.
This one's hard.
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say adapt.
I think adapt has a better physique than Silky,
but when Silky's actually locked in the gym
and focused on his body, he has a good physique,
like a better physique than adapt,
but he's just not locked in.
I'll put Silky at five, I'll put Ron at six.
This is my official Corboyz physique list right here.
And like I said, the reasoning for this,
Marlin number one, obviously, just God genetics.
He's great skin complexion.
His body looks chiseled.
He's got 8% body fat.
I mean, he's literally a superhero.
Jason, very defined body.
You can see his muscles.
He's been in the gym.
You could tell he's been working on his physique.
Number three, Lacey, me and myself,
put him myself there because I did lose 110 pounds.
And I just feel like my body,
from where it used to be to where it is now,
is the best improvement out of any one of them.
So my physique right now,
my abs are starting to come through,
my pecs are starting to show more, as you can see.
My shoulders are looking big,
so my arms, like when I flex,
you can see a lot of muscle definition.
Yeah, number four, I'm gonna say adapt.
Adapt, working on his body for a while,
just very nice toned, chiseled body.
Silky hasn't been working on his body,
being about 12% body fat in the last month,
You can crumble cookie and ice cream and smoke and joints.
So, but when Silky does work on his body,
he works his way into the top three.
And then Ron number six, I think Ron,
Ron has a good body, bro.
Ron has a really good body.
That's the thing about Ron.
And once Ron chisels his body out like I'm doing,
Ron's gonna have a really nice physique with me.
There's a polar bear on this list.
Where?
Where?
You guys, you guys really don't think Jason has the second best.
Y'all think Jason's the polar bear?
Why is there a polar bear?
This is a valid list.
Why are you above adapt?
I mean, you guys are just mad.
Y'all are mad that I'm right.
You look so good, you're definitely second.
So y'all think you should put me over Jason?
Y'all think I should swap me and Jason?
I don't know, dude, I don't know.
Or I feel like that's me lying to myself.
If I put Jason at three and me at two,
I genuinely think I'm lying to myself, bro.
Oh my God, FWTAP with the 6,767 bits, thank you for the $67 and 67 cent donation, holy
shit.
I'm not delusional, bro, you are a fat fuck, put yourself at eight, you come after Drew
and Lays.
You know, Silkie, just because you're bottom two physiques in court doesn't mean you gotta get mad at me, bro.
Maybe lay off the crumble cookie, take a little tolerance break from the weed, stop ordering food so much and get back in the gym, cubby.
Don't get mad at me, dude. Holy shit, bro. Mad at me for what?
Fuck, man. Everybody just hating on my physique. I have a top three physique in this bitch.
Says the one who set up a came to steal people's food
My mom always told me I'm not fat. I'm just big boat. Okay. I'm not fat guys
So can you do cards now you've spoken absolute shit out of your mouth for the last hour
Why do I can't I might be here and argue with a bunch of fucking little kids girl like
Y'all want me to fucking sit here and argue with you guys you guys don't know shit. You guys don't know shit
Yeah, buddy, let's do it.
Yeah, it's my core voice physique repair.
I think Jason has second best physique.
How do you sneak in to number three?
What do you mean sneak in?
How do you sneak in to number three?
It's not a sneak in.
I have the third best physique in pork.
You know about a physique in a dap?
Yes.
What's a dap?
I have a six-pack.
I have a six-pack, too.
It's just under fat.
You can say that about every body.
Exactly.
I don't know about this, I don't know about this.
You have a notepad.
You just turn it off on your ODS.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's go.
We've got a 40k worth of stuff for you to pay for.
40k worth?
Yeah.
Wait, is it the same guy?
Yeah.
We were Jason go back to his room because of that side here
So his contents are in for the day
The depth right here on his birthday?
It's not his birthday, why are you guys saying?
Tomorrow it is
So he'll be here tomorrow
Oh wait you're right dude, why would we throw party for a dab when it's his birthday tomorrow?
You're saying?
What's up bro?
What do we got?
I'm gonna let the chat page
Chad, we got another $25,000 card opening!
Oh, we don't have the mouse pad?
Nah, we lost it, but it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, this is a good mouse pad, it's a good mouse pad.
It's fine, it's fine.
It's a new little mouse pad, not bad at all.
It's a new little mouse pad.
Okay.
What are we doing?
What do you want to rip?
I want...
A lot of this is just Wemby Rookie here.
I think you chased a Wemby Rookie.
A lot of it.
Yeah, but he doesn't do autos.
Only in this product he does, but it's not licensed.
You know how much order you have to have to not do autos?
No, no, it's not licensed.
Like his licensing was not with him.
Like he was licensed with not with the need.
Okay.
But now he is.
He was licensed with tops.
This is 7K box, right?
Yeah.
Case.
There's four boxes in there.
Wait, so this.
This is 7,000 dollars.
Yes.
This is cheap. This is cheap. This is like 220 a box, but it's like one pack to just rip it quick.
These are the same thing, but this is like a new release. This just came out. Okay. 2023. This is
Cooper 5 year that's older. Those are a Texas Jack top chrome. So these, these ones right here is
basically like the small packs like how many cards come in this and how much is
this box and what year is this this is one be so who else can who else was in
Wemby's here. Chad, who else was in Wemby's here? But you can't get Wemby in here.
You just won't get an auto. Would you get like patches of yourself?
Oh my god. A Wemby patch would be tough.
A Wemby patch would be so sick? Marlin. Marlin was not... What are you all saying, bro?
Alex Sar. Alright, so Chad. Chad, I definitely do one of these, right?
Where aren't these expensive, too?
Those are 5,500.
That's also what we need.
Well, what is impeccable? I've never heard of impeccable.
There's pretty much the same thing as, like, an actual...
It's, like, similar. It's also a...
Okay.
All right.
Those two little ass boxes are, like,
$1,800.
This is $1,800?
What can you get in here?
I was still in key parts.
It's top-chrome text, Jack.
Okay, we're definitely gonna have to do one of these right chat. Yeah, yes or no to cactus jack
We'll do a cactus jack. Okay. I feel like we gotta do one of these
Okay, we'll do an immaculate
Okay, that is 1700. It's also one be here
Who?
Who?
Huh?
Wemby's one of one's sold for how much?
Five million dollars.
Yes.
What?
Pissed attempt at stuff doesn't really matter.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Hi Ron.
Hi Ron.
Where?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm about to do a card opening.
Oh my gosh.
Oh shit.
Okay.
These are cheap.
Two autos.
You want to chase that group of flies.
They can do their own hard version.
Oh shit.
Okay.
These are cheap, two autos, you want to chase out cooper flags,
they can do it on hardware.
How much are these a box?
These are what, 1k?
They're 1k, but it's a lot more packs.
I don't know if you want to read that.
So what can you get in this?
That's, you want to pull...
That's the hardest part.
Chad, do I say fucking to go with the 7k one?
Don't kill me.
It's for the...
But you don't pull a 1k, you're like, absolutely fucked, by the way.
So if I don't pull a 1b out of here, I get an obv, it's basically...
You're a problem, Bob.
Call it a day, I just lost.
I take the N.
But you could get a Wemby out of here.
How many cards is in here?
There's four boxes in one case.
It's a couple of packs out of the truth.
It doesn't seem that big, so I don't think it's that big.
Imagine I put a one of one Wemby.
Well, you have so many chances of pulling, though, Loki.
OK.
Well, you should do it one at a time.
Mods change title to Chasing Wemby Rookie Card.
Here we go.
7K.
All right.
You still have it.
7K.
How much is that one?
33.
33
Well, I'm at 18 right now
Okay, and 2023 tops chrome
What can you get in it look you get in the cosmic
But you want like the keys it's what's in here this is cheap this is like
Nah fuck that I'm going for big it's like give you shit all right and what's this one's 5k box why
What what is impact
So what players can be born here
That's one for you.
Yes, I did.
He said he wanted me to bring you webbyshoes.
I brought you a lot of webbyshoes.
Chad, do I do impeccable?
Do I do impeccable?
Or do I do another one of these?
Another immaculate?
Which one, Chad?
Impeccable or another immaculate?
Okay, okay, but like if you stomp on something you might want to write more of something.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
I wanted to say I could go grab a WMOS pad.
Chad, are y'all ready?
Are y'all ready, Chad?
Oh my god, what should I open first?
Should I do package at first
No, yeah, that's fine
All right, so you're ready a
W pack draw the chat they always give us the budget to do a 25k pack opening every single month
And yeah, bro
I'm gonna sign up for the pack trial using my code
to get tipped when I do, okay, when I do pack trial sessions.
Make sure y'all sign up.
And there's also a leaderboard for people
who play on my code now, exhibition mark leaderboard.
But hey, we lost half my card collection in the,
you know what happened?
Did you tell you what happened?
He had the movers, cause I was like not here
and he drew had movers move all my stuff
and he had the movers move my briefcase
with all my cards in it.
What missing during the move?
Yep, lost it, not here.
What about your like, Jefferson?
That's luck, luckily that was my safe.
Okay, holy shit.
Probably just stole them.
They stole them, right?
They had to have stolen them.
Thank you.
That's what I said.
Have you already unpacked all your shit?
They must have just stolen them.
Okay.
Yeah, that's crazy.
All right, here we go.
First pack, Tops Chrome NBA Catfish Jack Pack.
Here we go. It's four cards two packs. Is it guaranteed any crazy shit or no?
Fixed can wait, what's wrong with cam? Oh shit
Is that better shot? Is that better?
Okay, we got a Kasparis Jacoekinis rookie guard.
Oh, that's gotta be good.
That's actually gotta be good.
Shay Lynn Green Otto out of five.
Oh, shit, it's red.
Oh, yeah, that's fine.
Wait, that's gotta be good!
Right off the rip?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's a good card!
Is that a rookie auto?
No, no, I'm rookie.
Not rookie, but it's still a Jaylen Green auto out of five.
A suns...
Oh, oh my god!
First pack?
Asa, Newell,
Liam McNeely, okay, that's not bad!
Minus five PSA.
It's bent, I think they come like that.
No, it doesn't matter that they...
That's a good that's a good first first pack chat. No. All right. We saw four more cards
from this pack. Colin Murray Boyles. Ooh, wait a minute. Jalen Brown all star seven out
out of 10.
Chad, is that a good card?
Jalen Brown
out of 10, mask card.
Not bad.
We got Polo and Will Riley, nothing.
Okay, I mean, that's it.
I'm gonna be honest.
I feel like it's a good pack, no?
Jalen Green auto, wait, can we see if these are no?
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
That's actually a good pool.
That's a good first pack pool.
Nope.
What's up, dude?
All right.
We got, we got Immaculate Box, the Immaculate Box.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, Chad.
Focus.
Focus.
Everybody put up Summon.
Summon Wemby in the chat.
I'm in him.
Wemby, Wemby, Wemby, Wemby, please, Wemby.
They already opened up, okay.
Nah, they opened just a little while ago.
Wemby, here we go.
Wait, if I open it, it's gonna be right here,
it doesn't look like a pack inside.
Nah, it's like a box, it's a little.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Wemby, please.
Yes, put the aliens.
Yes, we need to summon him.
Here we go.
There could be a,
there's a chance there's like a million dollar card here,
right?
If it's the white card.
The logo man wasn't pulled for Wembia?
You could pull logo man's out of this by the way.
Which are really big.
Okay, let's do it.
Oh dude, imagine like a curio.
Okay.
Oh my God.
All right.
First card we get is a Trey Young out of 25.
Trey Young out of 25.
How we feelin' about that, chat?
How we feelin' about that?
Okay, next.
Nick Smith Jr., one out of 10 patch.
All right.
All right
Not the best here
Please
Okay, I'm men Thompson at a 25 patch
Oh no Chad this might be minus 3k
Next we got
Amari Bailey
Who the fuck is a who's a Marley who's a Mari Bailey
Okay, hold on Oliver Mack sense prosper auto
It's a redemption card.
It's a redemption card.
It's a redemption card.
Swat it with this.
It's a redemption card.
Swat back.
Come on.
Hold on.
Sports basketball.
2023 Panini.
Okay, we know that.
Harold Signature's Red.
So it's an auto.
It's an auto!
Card number 20, Julius Irving.
That might have been the worst immaculate box of all time.
It's not expired though.
It's not, hey, come on, give me a minute.
Yeah, you're giving me one.
Not the craziest box, honestly.
But then now you know that maybe it's in the other boxes.
It's not a great box. Not a great box.
How much are these boxes?
Like 33.
Give me another one.
The one you want though.
Give me another one.
Give me another one. I don't care.
That just pissed me off. I got another one.
Chad, I'm just throwing around 3300 like it's candy in a fucking candy shop.
Are any of these even worth a name in Thompson's good trade young I don't really care
Nick Smith jr. I don't
Guess I'll give these away to the chat. Oh
The Urban Cards $500. Okay. I'll redeem it already miss on that already in the Dr. J. Carr. Sure sure
Here we go chat we are now opening a second immaculate box
Please, Wemby, I know you're in here.
I know you are.
Please Wemby, come to me.
Come in me.
Please. Please don't do me like this. Please don't do me like this. It's just one pack,
It's just one pack, man. Please. First card? Just be a Wemby right off the rim.
I'll be a Wemby.
Key on T. George out of 49 all right here we go next card jet Howard out of 99
LeBron hold on oh my god LeBron oh my god it's LeBron oh my god it's LeBron please
oh oh oh my god LeBron Lakers in a Wemby Spurs patch what that's gonna be good
LeBron in a Wemby double patch oh my god in the patches on is that is the patch on the
A the San Antonio or is that as one? Oh my God, that's gotta be crazy. This has to be crazy.
How much is this worth? How much is this worth? Oh my God, that's such a crazy card. Lebron
Anybody made LeBron when we dual patch that doesn't even make sense
Daddy's fucking seat
You're seeing they're seeing two to three K raw
Two to three K Ross not bad. All right, next we have Rolando black man
All right, we got Rolando black man auto who the fuck is a Rolando black man?
and what the fuck is this?
All right, next card.
Vintage Steve Kerr Otto.
Steve Kerr Otto.
OK.
OK.
I bet, and the last card, Jared Jackson Jr. 1 of 1 on out.
Oh my.
Jared Jackson Jr. 1 of 1.
Oh!
Wait, that's gotta be tough.
That's fine.
Look at the 1 of 1.
Oh my god.
I decide how much it goes for.
I decide.
Jared Jackson Jr. 1 of 1.
Good box.
a really good immaculate box off that box yeah yeah oh my gosh I actually want
to put the Steve Kerr one up there too no more than a band buddy you can't tell
me how much that car goes for I decide you cannot tell me it's a one-of-one I
I decide. Chat spamming one more.
I can push you in a rock.
Your budget says okay.
Let me go with the 7K box.
No, no, I'm tracking.
Do I go with the 7K box, Chat?
Oh, shoot, Drew, I think James is here with my car.
Do you have to pause the second?
No, no, no.
Are you, do you have his number?
Yeah.
Just text him.
Okay.
All right.
I am sleeving them.
Chad, what do you mean?
And you're not sleeving.
Yes, I am.
All right.
This is a $7,000 box.
Okay.
And the entire point of this box
is chasing a Wemby card.
What am I looking for? Wemby logo? Wemby patch autos, yeah. Wemby patch autos. You'll know.
Well, it's open, so I'm already going for it. Here we go. They're saying I'm due for a 50k card hit.
Thank you. That's facts. Oh my god. It's tops? Yeah. But it's older tops than Wemby's Rookieer,
So it's not like licensed, but it doesn't matter because you can't pull Wemby Autos as it was.
Like from his rookie year.
Oh.
My.
Gosh.
Holy shit, that's what I'm gonna say.
Each box has eight total cards, but four autographs.
And they come in like little, they're like little mini briefcases chat. Shall we rip one?
There's a wimpy in here. There's gotta be. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
This is the coolest looking box I've ever seen. It's like fur on the back. This is so
cool. It's hard. It's hard in my dick right now. Imagine, I'm just gonna put a little
prayer over it. Everybody's staying aliens in the chat. Give me a Wemby
Rucciato. Give me a Wemby Rucciato. First box. Here we go.
Here we go.
Rip Hamilton out of 99, Tim Hardaway, Jr. out of 25.
Derek Lively Otto out of 99 not bad
Fred Van Vleet
Otto out of 99 patch hold on
Who's that Jaylin Clark? I don't care about no fucking Jaylin Clark son. Huh? Come on,
Give me one, give me one, give me one, give me one, give me one, who the fuck is a Jairus Walker, man?
Grady Dick, Grady Dick patch rookie card. And lastly,
Wemby! Wemby! Out of five rookie patch! Oh my god! I thought there was auto on it. Oh
my god. Oh my god. Wemby out of five rookie patch. That is tough. That is tough. That's
tough champ, but it's not a max win. It's not a max win. It's really good, but it's not
Okay, that's a nice ass card when be you're edging me right now. I know there's auto in here
I know there's an auto in here, bro. I know there is I know it
Do the February 1 2 low key?
Don't rip the rest why?
Wait, so is it is it is it like rare that I get another when be now
That's gambler's policy.
Chad, do I do another one?
They're saying I'm not topping that.
You want a bet?
You want a bet? I don't top that?
Y'all want a fucking bet that I don't top that?
Watch and learn. Watch and learn, son.
That Wembey auto. How dumb would we feel if the Wembey auto was just sitting inside of here and I stopped opening, Chad?
How dumb would I feel?
Number two.
John Stockton.
John Stockton, one out of 99, not bad.
Robert Parrish 9 out of 10. Don't care. Jalen Brunson. Oh my god. Please be a
Jalen Brunson patch auto. Please. Fire. Oh my god. It's a Jalen Brunson auto.
Fire. Oh my god. A Jalen Brunson auto. Oh my god. I don't care if it's at a 99. A Jalen
Brunson Otto is so tough. That card is so tough. Oh my gosh, we're hitting today. Finally,
I was so doomed. I was so doomed. What's next? What's next? What the fuck is this guy? Jean
You know, I'm not going to lie to this guy's pissing me off, man, there's still a patch
doing here.
Who's this?
Oh my God.
It's the same guy.
It's the same guy.
Nick Smith, Jr.
Again.
It's the same fucker.
Nick Smith, Jr.
I fucking hate him.
I fucking hate Nick Smith, Jr.
Please, Wendy, Wendy, please, rookie card, player worn memorabilia, it's a black star.
Murray. And last card 14 out of 99 Rudy Gobert okay okay
Do another one.
What?
They don't have the key?
Yeah.
What was the 2% though?
All right.
They're saying there's still a case hitting here.
What does that mean?
A case hit.
Every case, every sealed case is the reason why.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Like every case, every sealed case is the reason why they cost so much more.
It's because there's like at least one guaranteed like nuke.
What's a nuke?
Which is something big.
So the Wendy wasn't the big, it wasn't the case of the...
Sure, I don't think it was.
So there's still a case hit.
There's a chance.
Fuck it, we keep going.
Another one.
Another one.
Don't say GG's.
Say W's.
We're so due, we're so due, please.
Webby, I know you're in here.
I know you're in here.
I know you're in here.
Come on, number three.
How much budget am I down right now?
You still got like a little bit over four.
No, actually a lot over four.
Okay, okay.
You got like 46 though.
All right, move the cards, okay.
Guys they're all getting sleeves stop worrying here we go oh I could feel it I could feel
this is gonna be a good back bang okay well we're starting off really bad with a fucking
chat home green card I don't want to chat home green card bro it's literally the last
Nothing that I want.
Next we got Dennis Rodman out of 50.
Scoot Henderson.
Scoot Henderson, rookie patch auto, not, I mean,
it's not bad, but like, it's just, you know what I mean?
This is not what I'm looking for, Shad.
All right.
28 out of 99, it's Otto.
Deandre Eight.
Aw, he bad-willed me right.
Deandre Eight.
Laker Legend.
Okay, come on, that means there's gotta be
at least one good one in here.
85 out of 99.
Bones Highland.
Bones Highland.
Rookie Auto Patch.
Next, 34 out of 99.
I don't think I've even heard of Kobe Brown.
Is he still even in the league?
I can use him on the clip first, yeah.
All right, next.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, it's gold.
It's gold.
It's called Player Worn, Red, Martis, Sasser, and last but not least, I don't know if there's
There's a single card from this entire opening right here, from this entire box that I will keep.
The last one's gotta hit. The last one's gotta hit. The last one's gotta be a fucking hit.
I'll do the Neandering.
The last one's gotta hit. Please!
Please, I'm not a schizo, I'm not a schizo, I'm not a schizo!
Please!
Last pack, last pack magic, please have a Wemby Rookie Otto in here.
I will do anything for the Wemby Rookie Otto.
Here we go first card
I already said GGs.
Go ahead and film the GGs in the chat bro.
I can already tell.
I can already tell what kind of package is going to be.
Chris Middleton first card out of 99.
Trash.
Jason Kidd out of 50.
Trash.
Tyrese Halliburton, oh hold on a minute. Hold on a minute. Tyrese Halliburton.
It looks like a rookie guard.
Hold on a minute.
Please be a auto. Please be a auto. Please be a auto. Please be a auto.
Nice!
Tyrese Halliburton at a 25 for auto. Oh, that's actually really nice. That's really nice.
Nice, dude!
It's not a rookie auto, but still a Tyrese Hallibur and auto car is pretty fucking cool. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool
All right
Next Nicola Vuchovic, I don't even care
Nicola Vuchovic
Please give me something good
Like I don't want a precious achihuah
auto-patch man. I don't want this. His name is Precious. He came out the woman, his parents
named him Precious. Whoa. Who's that? share me so-chan.
first. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, it's a patch.
Sochans have guaranteed NBA champion. Yeah, I know. I know. Just you pulled an
NBA champ today. I did. Yeah, I did. I did. You actually pulled a lot of like Nixon.
Okay, let's see. Maybe we get a little less card magic going. I saw Kyle. It's not
Wemby's. Whoever is his name is Kyle. Please don't be called Alri. That's
Calcuzma. I mean at least I hit the Wemby, right? True. And let me see the Wemby. At least I hit
a Wemby out of five patch. There's no auto on and I hit a Hallibur and auto, not bad.
Jaylin Brunson auto also not bad. Like I hit definitely some some good cards here.
But a webby out of five a rookie card patch that's a good card. That's a good card
Want to keep any of these I guess I'll keep the champs
No, it's not worth 25 KGP that was only one of the boxes all right, so here's my question
Do I have budget right now if I want it to open another immaculate?
Yes, you did. You're for sure.
And then after that, you could rip like a couple of the little...
Let me do this one. Okay, let me do this one.
Maybe if I want anything different on that side.
Sort of. Nothing crazy.
Oh, these... I'm not doing the prism, Chad. I'm doing Top's Chrome.
Top's Chrome Cosmic.
The Wemby LeBron duel is insane. Yeah, that card is nuts.
They're both rookie, but this is out of thought.
The stitching is fucking nasty on this card.
Right now, Wemby's just up so much right now.
So there's like random cards.
If you pull like a Wemby Gold Auto from there,
Oh my god, there's a lot of packs, wait, a Wemby Gold Auto from here is worth 50 to 100k?
Yeah bro, his PSA 10 of his 2020...
Oh my god, chat, focus, we gotta hit!
There, do you want me to break it down?
I got it, it's okay.
Just rip through.
Oh, oh!
Care of Fox?
Champion, hopefully.
Okay, hmm.
Chell, what are the odds I hit a Wemby?
Oh yeah, the biggest card in here
would be the Cooper Flag Zoodle right now.
Or Super Fract, oh my God,
I'm hatching a Super Fractor right now.
What, okay, so how much would a Super Fractor bet?
Super Fractor Wemby auto from this?
Yes.
A couple hundred.
A hundred what?
A hundred thousand?
I probably would, yeah.
It would at least be like a hundred thousand
then easily, without like,
dude, Wemby's shit's just so hyper,
it's just insane.
Bang!
Shall I be honest, you guys think I'll ever,
in my entire life, get that one big card hit or no?
Eventually.
Doesn't fuckin' feel like it, man.
It doesn't fuckin' feel like it's...
A Super Fracture will get you the whole 25K back.
A superfactor of like many people could get it.
Metaworld piece galaxy go.
So what does a superfactor look like?
It's like, you know what, like vinyl?
Like, yeah, whatever those things.
It looks like vinyls.
Like just a bunch of gold vinyls.
Oh my goodness shit right now man.
You're getting all the debt packs out.
So is there anything guaranteed in these?
One auto.
One auto is guaranteed.
in the whole box who is Kaposkis Jacousius oh this isn't even a real
player. Jimmy Butler, Grant Hill, Nicola Acre. Wow man. That's not, that's your uncle.
Oh, there is again, Kaparis Kajuskas, Konkan Upu Rikikard, Yanis, nothing, I'm not getting
shit here.
I'm not getting shit, Chad.
Chad, I'm not getting shit.
I'm getting fucking rinse, man.
And how much is this box?
A thousand?
A thousand, man.
Your hits are terrible.
You haven't seen anything yet.
I think there's got to be some hit in this shit.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
There's got to be something hidden this way.
Same card, huh?
Did you give up on the stranger things?
I'm not going to spend my life chasing a fucking 11, it's one of one cards.
Dude, I was looking at this, I was like, what is this?
Wait, this pack only had three cards.
No, it means that another pack of our five yeah usually something it's like
manufacturer or fucking I'm a sue then I'm a sue then really had two billion three
cards what if the fourth card was a webbiado Cooper flag rookie though Cooper
flag did say if I ever got a rookie card he signed it for me oh my god I got
Spud web, bro. I got a sped web card
There's hella burr in yonis. Oh my god, I can't hit for shit
Now you hit it yeah four packs it's almost like a rip and fall
This is why I don't open like, like, like, like, like,
Cheap packs, bro.
A thousand dollar box?
I'm not even gonna have a chance to make a thousand back on it.
Not even gonna have a chance to make anything back, bro.
Dude, there's no way.
I'm not, you're telling me-
This has to be it, this has to be it.
You're telling me I'm not getting to hit the entire box?
No, you gotta pass me, no, no, you gotta pass me.
Can you pass me those cars right there?
On the side?
Yeah, just stop passing me all of them.
I feel like he missed something.
What do you got, Finesse?
I think he got Finesse.
Yeah, it's called, this is missing a car.
It's called missing a car.
You know, it's actually crazy.
You could actually reach out to Tops
and they would refund it.
The whole box?
Yeah, they would refund it.
For sure.
But what?
I don't know.
What part of the refund?
The whole box?
No, no, no, no, no.
What's your box?
They'll just send you a new box.
I'm looking through this shit because I feel like you might have missed something.
It's supposed to be autographed.
Per box, exactly.
And instead, I got one pack with one less card.
So that's my autograph. He's gone. Pops! Where's my autograph?
Bro, this was like the worst box I've ever seen get read in my life.
Of course it is by me. I'm such a fu- I'm not a fucking pig.
There's actually no way you could sleep these.
How much would I have?
What's my budget left?
3600.
And the and the immaculates are 3300?
I honestly think you should rip the cactus jack box over to your back of the box.
Because you pulled the wendy patch already.
So it's like, you're chasing the wendy patch into this.
So you pulled the wendy patch.
Do you think you'll get another wendy patch?
I don't even care about another wendy patch.
You can't get a wendy out of?
No, you cannot.
So basically, I already got one out of chasing you.
Exactly, that's why.
But the cactus jack shit has the, there's no way you actually know.
So you actually go scammed.
Jack, cactus jack or immaculate?
Which one?
Because if you rip cactus jack,
you'll be able to rip something else too.
All right.
There's only four cards.
So what if you don't know what to eat?
It's kind of a lot of shit.
How much can you get?
What can you get in this again?
One piece of stuff too.
But anything else?
Cool or no?
It's like silver, gold cards.
There's platinum boils in there for one of ones.
All right, chat.
I'm going to let y'all choose.
Do I do?
5k a box you said so I can do I can go a little over budget and do one of these I
can do one immaculate or I can do a Mac or I can do a cactus jack and then you
with the cactus jack you could rip a bunch of other stuff too you could
actually do like more giveaway shit you wanted to yeah that's what I'll say you
could rip the signature class with those which are so you'd be able to rip like
two or three of those meaning you'll at least be able to chase six they want me
to do the impeccable of course they're always gonna pick whatever the most
That's expensive shit is.
Here you go, Fort.
Oh, God.
One.
I'm pretty sure it's a one pack.
It doesn't have like a...
It's a 5.5K pack.
You can't skunk.
What do you mean I can skunk?
Like how do you skunk from like royalty?
I get nothing.
You can get like just dog shit, again.
Every pack though, every box is like that.
I'm about to hit an actual in.
Good luck.
Oh shit.
And this is first off the line.
First off the line?
So that's that little sticker there, you see?
You could only get them on Dutch auction
company in his website in 2023. So there's like a limited amount of them.
Silver Surfer Pack. Oh my God, there's got to be a good car in here. It's not coming
out. It's not coming out because the car is so good. Oh, there's two.
Oh, there's two packs. There's two packs.
There's three.
There's three.
Oh, there's three packs.
Wait, but why are they all different thicknesses?
There's one card in here, there's a few cards in here, and some cards in here.
Okay, I think you ribbed, I'm gonna go big to small, because the one has to be like the
special one, right?
The one pack has to be a crazy pack.
All right, here we go.
Good luck.
I'll show you some reviews.
Please!
Okay, off the rip we have a Derek Lively rookie auto.
Alright, I want a Wemby Cum Stain card, illust gracious ink, trailblazers player, fire, shitting
Sharp it's not bad. It's actually not bad. Okay, I'm 75
Who's here do some uh?
Auto had a 99 these are all good rookies. Okay. Come on now. Just shows the wimpy
Oscar threes be no
Oh my god, I might just gotta rinse chat.
It's a Sanguine, Alpern Sanguine Impeccable Stars Hollow Gold.
Sanguine is actually pretty expensive.
Like that's actually a really nice hit.
That's a nice hit?
Sanguine is a nice hit.
This is fucking awesome.
Alpern Sanguine, he's trash.
He couldn't even beat LeBron, he's garbage.
Hold it back.
Hold it.
Honest?
Wait.
Oh.
That was going to be something good, bro.
Well, to be honest, out of 99,
we got Jordan Walsh out of 49
and Derek Lively out of 10.
Okay.
So I got rinse.
No, no, you still got the two.
I got a rinse, chat.
Chat I got a fucking rinse!
Okay.
Alright.
I don't know why is there this heavy.
Is it? Who's it?
Oh.
This is like heavy.
Alright, it could be silver or gold.
There's only one card in here, I think.
Oh, sure. Don't look at it.
Don't look, don't look, don't look.
Ready? Please do something good.
Hey, the silver's working, don't you?
I just wasted a gold silver bar on Taylor Hendricks.
He's not that bad doesn't matter bro the silver's worth more than like the card
It's a two out of six imagine if this was like Wemby with silver imagine
it's like imagine I had a Wemby gold card you know like what is his last card
What is it?
Actually, I'm no fool.
What is it?
Please just be a white meat.
Pick it easy.
Fire.
How's that fire?
Those number cards are like Rookie of the Ball.
Well, preferably with an auto, but even without auto.
Wait, it's a Tim Duncan rookie card?
No, it's not rookie.
It says rookie seasons.
It's just like, it's an insert of his rookie seasons.
97.
That's why it says 97.
So how, like, what is his worth?
It's just like it's a insert of his rookie seasons 97 that's where it says 97 so how like what is his worth?
Actually the far card though
I'm just disappointed right now like you know it's so bad is in my brain
I genuinely want to just go out of pocket in another 5k on that another element of the box
I don't know why I want to like the way my brain works is not normal
You know what they say can't maximum if you don't keep going
How much over budget a mile
A little bit under $2,000 now.
So this would be like a $30K card opening if I did one more box.
We said we'd get a $30K, but I don't want a $10.5K.
Yeah, I don't want a $7.4K.
But then at that point, you might as well just get to even $30K.
And just keep running.
Just keep running.
I'm just kidding.
You know what?
You have enough of that.
I'm going to run.
And I'll tell you one thing.
If you want, I could buy back a lot of these cards
at a pretty high percentage to be able to give you more room.
If there's cards you don't want here.
There's only the cards that are stingered ones I want.
Yeah, the other stuff, if you don't want this,
it will go towards that.
And I can make sure, I can make something happen
to make it a little bit easier for you.
Because there's also cards in this bin.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, I can do it right after.
But I could probably scrap around a couple thousand, maybe.
I don't know, because I know you guys said
lost her blue case, but there's probably stuff in here.
I could get some numbers off.
Is there even a chance I pulled something crazy
from here though?
Like what could I get an angled bar?
Is there a guaranteed gold or silver bar in here?
I guess it is.
I didn't know there were.
So what could I get in here?
I mean, if you got a,
let's see what a Wembe and Yammer,
an impeccable gold dust, because I'm just curious.
The
the last time it sold was in 2024.
And the gold bar for WEMB sold for 4,424,
so it's probably like a 15, 20K card amount.
Yeah, what do I do?
Do I do it or no?
Of course, you're gonna say yes.
Yeah.
Where do you go to say yes?
Well, that's just from the phone, I'm sure.
So let your dad decide.
No, no, no.
Let your dad decide, come on.
Ah, man.
I'm gonna tell you one thing right now, though.
After you rip this, if you decide to rip this,
I'm ripping that cactus jackbox.
Like I have to.
What if he rips the cactus jackbox
and he pulls something big and you open it,
if you pull something bad and you don't open it?
Shut up.
Just try it out, just try it out.
Make it the chance here.
No, no, no, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Rip the cactus jack.
Bro, I said I'm gonna.
I know it's like you're going over budget,
like we'll work on it for the next,
but I just feel like there's something in there.
Is it 1800?
I just think it's the, but it's like, dude,
if you pull the, you know what the LeBron auto is doing right
now, it's like like 400K on auction, the one of one.
No, no, that will be pretty much free
if I buy some of this shit, so it's gonna be,
And the other one is just really big fuck it. Let's do the cat to shack. Oh
My god
Cactus Jack NBA last pack chat eight cards to two to two two autographs guaranteed
One
Focus
There's so many choices please
Oh
Cool, it's cool. It's a cool card Luka all-star
Marie
Okay, Jane Brunson at a 50
Against the auto the other back. Okay, Brunson's not bad. That's absolutely fucking nothing on that first one
All right guys
We got the last pack
All right, I'm out of another 25 bands.
Come on.
There's no auto.
There's no auto.
Just so we can see an auto
I'll let you take one of these boxes to
Just cuz that actually got me
My luck is terrible chat. Check my luck is terrible. My luck is terrible
How many years in here
I thought you
I think I have the worst luck in the world.
There we go.
James Harding, Scoot Henderson, Jason Tatum, okay, no auto there.
You need Wemby or a Cooper flag?
Okay, Luca
SGA out of 75
Nothing
Chad, maybe we get saved with a fucking Hail Mary buzzer beater, bro. I don't know jaren jackson
Get the black alexar anti Jerome
Oh my god
Okay, Kobe Bria Otto.
Oh wait a minute.
Okay, that's not.
Okay.
Garbage cards.
Yo buddy, I'm not the lucky, I'm not lucky bro.
Brody!
All right, one of these last two packs has a auto in it.
Let's see if we can get something crazy.
Last pack auto.
All right, last pack auto.
Last pack magic check.
Last pack magic.
I
See your coward
Shit he has fucking luck. I know we're fucking luck in the hitters. I got two of me. You're right. You're a lot
I'm up. Okay. So can I see can I see all the good shit? I thought let me see all the good. Let me see all the good shit
I thought today
All the good all the good shake I pulled
We have
school Henderson Otto
Nick Smith, Jr. Rookie Otto patch the under eight in rookie Otto patch
We have Jaren Jackson, Jr. One of one
Immaculate clutch time card Otto. That's a good guard. We have a Jalen Green out of five cactus cactus Jack
auto card
You have one more pack. Oh, yeah, I already got two autos. But maybe you get a
Super Factor Cooper flag non-auto. Maybe you get three autos.
That looks like Cooper flag.
But most importantly, we got a Wemby LeBron dual patch card.
And we got a Tyrese Halliburton auto.
Jaylin Brunson auto.
And we got an out of five Wemby rookie patch.
So I'm going to be honest, it's not the worst day, okay?
But not the best.
Definitely not the worst, but definitely not the best.
Oh, I had two redemption cards, actually.
Because I got the 6 and the 2.
All right, well, unlicensed rookie patch.
Why does it matter if it's unlicensed?
What does that mean?
It's because, well, no, the wrong reason.
No, no, no, the Webby out of five patches.
He was just haters because Webby's Rookier,
he didn't sign with the new card.
But what is unlicensed, what does that affect?
I'm not selling the card.
It affects the price slightly,
just because he doesn't have a jersey.
He doesn't have his name or his sport name.
So if I were selling the card, it would affect me.
No, he would still want it right now, it doesn't matter.
It wouldn't change like,
people don't want it or anything like that.
He is wearing the jersey.
Now, but you see how it doesn't say Spurs in the front?
Oh, yeah.
And it says San Antonio.
But if you look at the other one, it says the team names.
Yeah.
Nice, bro.
Oh, chat.
There it is, man.
I'm still chasing that big hit, bro.
I don't know when it's going to happen,
but it's going to happen eventually.
That big hit is going to happen eventually.
Sleeve the AO, rookie auto?
Can we sleeve the AO one?
Yeah, it's a near-pull.
I'll just put it in there.
All right.
All right.
It's time, chat.
The current segment is done.
Thank you, bro.
Can you just go through this and I'll go through it.
I'm going to start pulling out stuff.
Yeah, just tell me.
There's so many, oh fuck, there's so many stream room.
You don't even know what I'm looking for.
What's that, bro?
It's upstairs.
Like, go upstairs.
Yes, I'm ready.
I finally have a car again.
You'll see it.
Thank you.
And then up top of the arm.
Is it out there?
It's free, on top of the fridge and truck there.
All right, Chad, it's time for the Cybertruck reveal.
Where is it?
That looks, all right.
10 nuts.
Yeah, it was a mission to get this thing, man.
Hollywood toted it from being outside
for one or two minutes on the street.
Geez, all right Chasso, as y'all know,
I bought a Cybertruck, you know, for good reasons.
I got the Cybertruck about a month ago,
and I decided to put on a one of 40 wide body kit
on the Cybertruck.
So as you, can you take them through everything?
I don't even know.
It also has 4G Auto wheels now.
So this is a one of 40 wide body kit.
As you can see, it's fully wide body on the side.
It even has the, is this a wing?
Yeah, it's like a trunk spoiler.
Yeah, so you have the flares, diffuser, trunk spoiler,
all this stuff, full satin black PPS.
Yeah, this is sick.
It's wild.
You're always the craziest one that I've seen honestly.
No one has one like this, right?
No, this is nuts.
Okay, so would you say I'm the only person
to have this wide body with the 4G Auto wheels
in this color?
I haven't seen another one like it.
There's a couple of wide ones.
I haven't seen a satin black one done like this.
You could say I have a one of one Cybertruck.
One of one Cybertruck.
They're saying roadblocks.
I literally have a one of one Cybertruck.
Roadblocks.
This is sick.
I don't care what any of the haters say.
This is tough.
Wait, what is that in front?
Is that a lip?
Front lip.
Ha ha.
I got a lip on my Cybertruck.
Yo!
Gotta say why.
I don't care.
You can hate all you want about Cybertruck.
Say they look dumb.
This looks sick.
Oh my gosh, it's fully white bodied.
Take your response.
Look at the 4G Auto wheels on this thing.
Look at the 4G Auto's!
Come on!
Looks good.
Ha ha ha ha.
Look at that on the back!
It's like three times the size of this.
Dude, it's so wide.
So wide.
Is it hard to drive?
It's crazy.
No.
No, it drives like SOCK.
It drives like SOCK.
It's crazy.
24-inch 4G slates, you know, the floating tap system,
so that the F is always facing up the right way.
Wait, so the F always shows?
Yeah, it shows.
Yeah.
So when you're driving, it floats.
What?
Yep.
Wow.
It looks like a Batmobile.
That actually looks like a Batmobile.
It actually does.
Look at that, like, this is insane.
I can't believe, yo, it's crazy.
I have a one of one Cybertruck.
One of one.
No one else in the world has this.
You can hate all you want, bro.
You don't have this, bro.
Oh my gosh.
The Fatmobile.
One of one air fryer mobile.
Yo.
This is so dope and it's PPF2 right?
Full-Saturn Black PPF, yeah.
Nice!
So tough.
I'm so, oh my god, look at it.
Cyber, cyber beast.
Oh.
Yeah, this thing is crazy.
You got like off-road tires too.
What does that mean?
I mean dude, look at how chunky that is.
It's crazy.
It looks like something you would drive on Mars, like it's crazy.
Yeah, it doesn't look like... Wait, can I still use this?
Yeah, absolutely you can.
OHHHHH!
My golf gloves!
Oh, oh, oh, can I do that?
Yeah, everything still works.
And then with this too, because the flares are obviously wider,
you have a little tab that you pull down here.
What does that do?
So you can charge it.
This whole thing comes out.
So you can still charge it.
Oh, shit.
Wow, it looks insane, man.
I don't know why people hate on these.
They're like making fun of me.
This is sick.
It does.
It does.
It's not good.
And then, I'm thinking.
I'm saying with the widebody kit, yeah.
Yeah.
The widebody kit makes it look, you're not going to see this anywhere.
And then you've got another special delivery coming.
anywhere and then you got another special delivery coming for the SL that'll be
cool that's gonna be I think probably like end of next week or middle of the
following week so can you tell them exactly because they don't really know
um chat so so no one no one they don't have that car
Brabis kids for it right they do but it's not like a traditional Brabis way
you just go and you buy like a Brabis wagon or whatever so you can buy the
So, but Brabis made the pieces for the SL63.
And they're putting it.
So Chad, Brabis made the pieces for my SL63,
and they're putting a Brabis kit on it.
But you can't go buy a Brabis SL63.
You have to buy the parts and add it on yourself.
So it's the Brabis slip, the Fuser, a little like air
dam cones on the front, the Brabis B,
which you have to have full exhaust, everything.
It's nuts.
Damn, bro, I'm going to have two special edition cars, brav.
That's what Ron did. Yeah
Thank you guys, bro, this looks so sick
It looks I love the wheels and wheels are so awesome
Forge autos
Like it's it's good. It's really good. I'm just scared. I'm not gonna be able to squeeze through shape
Am I gonna scrape that on the way out?
Well, don't worry if you do because I haven't I'll have another one dropped off. I already have another one coming
Oh another lid? Oh, just to get it like, fully bucket up?
No, no, no. Yeah, no, I'll give you.
Are you trolling? No.
Why are you saying no?
Yeah, you can think of it.
When they towed it. No!
No, the tow company did not!
It's fine, I have another one coming.
But they're gonna have to wait to put it on and shit.
No, but they'll do it here, right?
Okay.
We'll do it here. It's easy.
Alto company, bro
I want to drive it. You're getting didn't get in
Little airflow going in here
It's going it's going
Bro chat you guys cannot even hate
I mean
Hip-Hop is definitely hate. It's definitely a specific case.
It's cool though. It's not like...
It's not...
So the thing is, everybody expects me like...
Oh, you should just get a fucking...
You should just get this.
And you should get this because it's cool.
You should get a Porsche. You should get a supercar.
Brother, I don't care about that.
I don't care about that, son.
What is this?
Let's take a photo with the chat.
My front is electric.
Oh, it's still fast as shit.
Why would it be slower?
Ron said that because I got the wide body on it, it's going to be a lot slower now and it's going to feel weird to drive.
it's a little too hot a little too loud I mean wait I can go off-roading oh my
god I can't do this
I have 4G auto wheels
no you have 4G auto rims
oh
over wheel too
I don't know what type of wheels
yo
Bro, you know it's actually crazy.
No one in the world has this.
No one in the world has this, bro.
Where's your one-of-one Cybertruck?
Hot Chat, where's your guy's one-of-one Cybertruck?
This shit is so cool.
Also, I could use this to do shit.
Like this is actually a useful car.
Right?
Having a business truck is so sick.
Can we get some AC on?
I don't know, we're about to get out.
I just want to see it with the view.
Bang, like that.
All right.
I like the steering wheel.
The steering wheel has every part of the whole car.
It feels like I'm driving a go-kart.
Oh, there's a software update.
I'll do that later.
This is so cool
This is actually so calm I
Don't care what any of you in the chat. They don't care any YouTube comments any tiktok comments
Oh, bro, buddy cyber truck. What about a cyber truck? This shit is tough
That shit looks cool a wide-bodied cyber truck
With four Giotto wheels
where's the wide body what do you mean where's the wide body it's definitely
wide body what do you mean where's the wide body this is wide as fuck that's
like an extra foot
this is so cool bro show the wheels from the outside when you drive all facts
So, Chad, when I drive, they did floating wheels so that when I drive, the four f's don't
move.
Right, Drew?
Yeah.
So, the f's are just staying in the same position.
How does that work? I don't even know how that works. I don't even know how that works.
It's not an effort phase. It's called 4g autos dumbass. You guys don't know what that is.
Y'all are up to date on that update, bro. This looks sick, bro. I love it. I don't care
What anybody says, I love it.
It looks so nice.
You know what's probably crazy is everybody now
is probably gonna see this and they're gonna be like,
damn, I look, you wanna buy that,
cause Lisa has it and everybody's gonna wanna get
a wide-bodied Cybertruck now.
It's the worst idea.
That is the worst idea actually.
Just looking at it.
I might just leave it back here just so it's like a good,
like showing vehicle for when people wanna come
in the backyard.
I love the sidebar. It's gonna match the AMG.
Especially in person. The flares on it from factory are tiny. They just look so good.
Like this piece. The fender action is so much wider.
Flick me up Billy.
That is actually, Mike, you get your phone number still.
Yeah, there you are.
Do you have a G-Wagon Golf Cart?
Yeah.
Wow.
E-Wagon.
E-Wagon.
That thing's crazy.
You know what I wanted to get?
I wanted to get the Mansory Golf Cart.
You should.
That's so tough.
It's really expensive, though.
Way too expensive.
Yeah, it's like really up there.
You should do a Bravis Golf on that.
Bravis E-Wagon.
What on the wagon wait you could do a Brabis Canada golf cart
You might be able to answer my question do you know anything about the golf cart industry? Absolutely not nothing
Nothing, I would I did I have a golf cart, but I think it's broken
It makes this really weird sound I drive it and I need to get it fixed. I don't know like
Who would fix it?
Makes a weird noise like why you driving it like when you're stopping like
Does it does it go all of the above man just shit. It's all over the fucking place
I don't know what I honestly don't know what it is not gonna lie
Lacey your car is probably the best out of all the corboys. Thank you. Thank you
That's what I've been saying
People have been sleeping on a cyber truck, bro. So why body cyber truck that shit is better than everybody's man
Thank you guys, I'll see you soon for all the ANG.
Appreciate you all.
and then I'm gonna get my keys and um...
I'll make a difference.
What do you think Ron's gonna say?
I don't care what Ron's gonna say because I know deep down in my heart
that I like the car.
Alright, where's the one with my keys?
Everything else you could buy, yeah. My phone is, yes, my phone is overheated as hell.
So it's really hot there.
Oh yeah, that's right.
I don't want to grab my keys because I have the field bus key on my car key.
Yeah, let's go.
Are they in your room?
Yeah, come here.
Okay.
Do you have any beds in there?
Uh, water.
A little bed I could grab maybe?
Only water.
No, no sugar water.
No water sign.
No sparkling water.
We are taking a cyber truck.
Regular water.
We are taking a cyber truck.
What did you grab your key?
I have it on my phone.
They don't have the physical fee.
For my cyber truck?
Yeah.
Yeah, I have it.
Oh.
You should put a core logo on the side.
No, that's my personal business truck.
It's not the core business truck.
It's my personal one.
So yes, and it is over 6,000 pounds, and anybody's wondering.
Wait, hang up here real quick?
Sure.
Where's the bath?
Right there.
Going to a lot.
Come, move, come, move, move.
You can look the windows open far, alright?
The window.
Right here?
Window, yeah, that's his cat. I don't know why I never even realized it. Oh, it's bro. This is so far. We can actually see things
We're sweet. Wait, there's like that's what we gotta put something there. We have other plants growing
Flowers me and laser thinking we go from a fire pit
Yeah, but this one's better
This needs to be
Actually, what could it be though?
Fire pit people.
Do you remember fire pit right there?
Well, that one's ass.
Yeah, because it hasn't been attended to.
If you put as much attention into what you were doing there.
Yeah, you put seats right there.
You know what you should do?
You guys should make a red room so you guys can just fuck each other.
Why?
What good to say that, bro?
You know, in my future house today, I'm gonna have a red room.
And it's gonna have like, whips and chains and like,
And like that thing that you hang from and like a bunch of freaky shit
Also, I'm so busy. Yeah, no that I mean that ass. I mean that uh
Wait, they said Jason and water pull back up
Shash on them
I want to go get you know, we have time to get into the side quest
We got time
Look at my office. I got time today
All right chat I just got confirmation that I am allowed
Confirmation I'm allowed to say this. This is the first time you're hearing it publicly and it's from me
because I know a lot of you were asking earlier how I'm going to be able to play FNCS because not having 14 events.
Basically, Epic Games, they have a new program for certain content creators where you can bypass the 14 events and still compete in events.
I'm the first person that got accepted, so I do not have to play 14 events. I can just queue up for the division cups next week and play with Arc.
So, I don't got to worry about queuing up on console, on other regions and stuff.
So also shout out to Epic though because I've been asking them to do this for months and
they actually listened and made it work for people and the fact that I'm the first person
and they're actually showing that love and being like, okay, we want you to play FNCS
but we understand you don't have these events played.
Yeah, we are all set and good for FNCS. We don't have to play 14 events and me and arc are bringing West FNCS whole
I'm winning bro. I'm winning
I'm winning. I'm telling y'all
The public can think I got some bullshit. I didn't get some bullshit. I didn't get no bullshit. It's not bullshit. It's dope
It's not bullshit bro. It's cool. That shit is so fucking ugly bro.
What the fuck is this? It's not ugly. Straight out of fucking Roblox.
It's not ugly bro. What is this? What is this?
You guys want to know what this is? This is a one-on-one Cybertruck.
Why is it one-on-one? I'll tell you why it's one-on-one.
It has a 140 wide body kit on it mixed with 4g auto wheels with a satin black ppf paint
Not a wrap a paint just because you add a bunch of sits together doesn't make a god
It is it's painted. Yeah, I smell it smell the paint. I do this. It won't peel
I
James said it James said it's paint. Yeah, they painted your whole car
Oh, you put a phase on your wheels not phase wheels, bro
You pay homage, bro
You got Fosco wheels
It's better than default but like it just embrace literally it looks like a toy from Roblox
What other cyber trucks do you see with a wing on it bro?
Yeah this shit run in a roadblock somewhere.
Can I get in?
Yeah.
Would you change the interior?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Bro, you get in the same.
I might do Star Wars.
I don't think you really can.
Why?
How do you hope it is?
Press the button to pull.
We didn't want to get like actual like spokes in your limbs.
Nah.
No, there you go.
There's photo.
I think the best part of this place is the best part of the place, right now.
What do you mean?
How do you drive it with a wide body?
Like, is it different?
It didn't feel different.
It felt the same, but the 4G autos are floating wheels,
so the F stays the same the whole time, it never moves.
Not gonna lie, it clears the main thing.
I don't think that fucking guy would know what you're doing.
That's what mine used to do when I had 4Gs.
Well, I just drove it, I don't think it's fun.
No, they didn't.
Maybe when you go fast.
It spins?
No.
No, it stays.
If you go weird, maybe you drive weird enough to work.
But when you just cruise, you get the best of it.
Can you tell me how much this costs, though?
How much?
The Cybertruck in total or the widebody?
But everything.
OK, so a Cybertruck was 100.
This is a Cybert beast.
And the widebody kit was 40.
So 140.
Holy fuck it.
But it is 6,000 pounds.
OK, and it is a business vehicle.
I want to make you guys know that.
So we're not driving this around for fun.
It's only business purposes only.
Is this your main car?
It's my main business car, yes.
I need business card, yes.
Can you put the truck?
Yeah.
140 on this, how much?
140 on this?
Bro, you gotta got.
Chad, what could he have gotten without?
Oh, I'm not gonna, this is the best part of the car.
I forgot I had some money.
I might not even put it down.
Hell of a shit, you could be with this, bro.
Those are my golf clubs.
I don't like you.
You could have put a little piggy over there.
It's just the trunk space.
Wow.
Hell of a shit you could do with this, though.
Hello, Baylash.
That a fucking UAV?
Dude.
Definitely think it looks cool in the soccer game.
It looks like a toy, bro.
Wait.
You got to hold it down?
You got to hold it down.
I don't know.
Oh, no, I guess not.
Dude, this vette-ass button.
That would be way cooler, though.
I don't know.
Without a pen is soft.
I knew it would be real cool.
It's just like, it just doesn't look real.
Like, it looks fake.
It literally is the Baylash mobile. Yes. It is the Baylash mobile.
What the fuck is this? Oh, that's a talent company. Yeah.
Oh my God, your shit already got fucked up.
The police toted it.
The police?
Who is it? The Hollywood police?
The Hollywood police toted it.
What?
I don't know.
It was parked on the street.
It was parked on the street, so the Hollywood police toted it,
and then they chipped the bottom so that they're making it do what they know.
Wow, so we got...
It was one of 40 and it got broken.
I mean, it's one of one.
Wow. You did your big ones, Brett. What is this?
I can pull on those or...
I think that's for something.
Like this is.
Oh, it's for towing.
Oh, that's for towing.
So, should be able to...
Does she look like a snow or some shit?
Look at him.
Why are you cute?
He doesn't look cute.
It looks your problem.
What do you name it?
What do I name it?
The Baylash Mobile.
Oh my God.
Wow.
The Baylash Mobile.
Very nice, bro.
That's very good.
What was that?
I think it was the same bite of us.
No, but like, why was it just like a random sound, though?
walked away hey cyber truck so now it's on lock right and then if we like walk
way it'll say bye sometimes I don't know if it's awesome
this is bye
all right are we gonna get the owner
we're going I gotta go shoes the Baylash Mobile W Baylash Mobile bro
Yeah
Yeah
Not gonna lie, at least it's outside
It's not inside right?
Yeah I'm not touching that shit.
What do you do?
What do you do?
What do you do?
Here.
Whoa.
It's just snapping out.
Yeah it's probably out here for fucking poop.
Shut down.
I
Have a truck bro. That looks really good. Where you going to work at? Oh my stream. Oh
My god my toys
Well, what's what did you get? I got him a horse GT3 RS toy. Oh, you hear the news what news?
Epic Games
Has a new program for content creators
Where we can apply and then you can get accepted to skip the 14 event thing
I'm not enough. I'm not
I'm the first person that got accepted so I don't have to I can play you did cups next week
Oh, God, that's fire. I'm not gonna. Oh God look
So I could become a fucking for tonight or yeah
I'm good at the game.
What are you playing with, Lace?
Uh, yeah, I gotta see my options. I gotta weigh my options.
You could pay a pearl for the pain, Lace.
No.
Did you get any cool cards?
Uh, I sell them, actually, yeah.
James Harden?
James Harden?
I always have a burden.
LeBron Wembley Double Patch.
Come on!
How much is this?
Uh, like 3.5K.
Wait, what? That's not a gunner pack, right?
That's a legit lesson.
Drake?
LeBron Wemby double patch.
Jalen Green, I don't know who that is, bro.
You don't know Jalen Green?
Who the hell's Jaren Jackson?
It's a one of one.
That's a one of one Jaren Jackson.
Who's Deandre Aitin?
What's his name?
Ricky Black?
Nope, that's Nick Smith Jr.
Why?
Who the fuck is...
That's the bus right there, bro.
Just keep waiting.
Wait till you hit the Holy Grail at the bottom.
I don't know how to read this.
Wait till you hit the Holy Grail.
Steve Kerr.
Yep.
When he used to play, yeah.
You really don't know shit about basketball.
Watercolor ink?
Who's that?
Tim Duncan?
Look at Tim.
Yeah.
Who's this?
Derek, a livelihood.
That's the Mavericks legend right there.
What you told me, real?
Jeremy suck on bang.
Wendy four out of five patch?
Oh, that's hard.
How much is this?
Yes.
I don't know.
I know I can't do it now.
How much is this?
I'm only $500.
This is hard, though.
Where are you going, Rod?
Wait, oh god, can I have the LeBron one?
No, hell god, no.
Oh, please.
No.
So these are real, right?
It's not sponsored or anything.
This is real.
Oh, this closet's not opening.
These are real, yeah.
All right, can you come and get that?
You know, I'm just pre-gaming for a party.
Is it a party tonight?
Oh, yeah.
Step this thing.
Just no pre-gaming.
It's not a party.
No, no, no, there is a surprise party.
Yeah, I doubt.
Should we go to our house again?
I already did the shopping thing.
You know what it is, we don't ever have to worry about the golf car dying again.
Why?
Because we could just tell it with the cyber truck, you know.
True.
You're gonna get a tow.
Yeah!
A tow broke the road.
Dude, I can't believe I pulled this.
This is insane.
This is so tough.
Should we fake it?
In the golf cart and then like you have to save it with the cyber truck for a full shirt
We've already done the segment. We've done it like five times. I'll be honest not a single time to be fake get straight
You know right now, yes
Yeah
Okay, yeah roleplay is it that I got you get ass. Yeah, like mode is I bet but all right, so
Blindfold we need blindfold
All right blindfold you're dead and that bro happy birthday. I'm saying summer birthday. What do you mean summer birthday push it back to see
I got you some gifts for what is Spider-Man blanket?
23rs pink
Even one that copy borrow
Here you go
Spider-Man
Like what are we doing like I'm not even kidding like what are we doing coffee? What is this for?
Because you love coffee, bro
Some love coffee Batman toy
Love that for you, man's diaper. This is get cool. Yeah, it means diaper cuz you're you're trying to 30 not 30
Batman gift card. I wasn't gonna you are chopped
Okay, you want to see the actual surprise that I was gonna go
Is that an adaption pressure shirt?
The Jason one was spot on.
The Jason one was spot on.
What?
What is it? Ready, boss? Huh? Not yet?
Those are really, really old.
Well, they can't be that old.
No, those aren't that old.
They've been here for a month.
They're good. Candy doesn't get old.
Free. It was free.
But it was sentimental.
Let me know when it's ready.
He doesn't want to be on camera today?
Nah. It's understandable.
What about tomorrow for his actual birthday?
Probably not.
Maybe give him a dog and a ring.
He told me it wasn't his birthday.
No, his birthday he got pushed back.
I don't think he wants to turn 30.
Oh, he's sad to be so old.
Oh my God.
He's his 30th.
No, it's 20th.
Oh my God.
So he's not even, but it's his last.
It's his last 20th birthday.
It's his last 20th birthday.
Can you imagine being your last 20th birthday?
That's actually sad to think about.
Yeah.
What's your turn like 23?
She's taking your life, right?
Aren't you 23?
Yeah.
He sells the rest of the year?
Yeah.
Say it like a couple of months.
I'll be honest with you, at the end of my 23rd birthday bro, I'm going out on the bank.
No.
That's not good, bro.
You need to live until you have grandchildren.
What if we all get old and we all just sort of like labor together with our houses back
to back to back and our kids playing with each other.
Oh yeah.
That's actually a nightmare.
You can't we just have like a like a little like party like Sunday dinner
My kid literally throw your kid around like a fucking chew toy. That's not true. Yeah, my kid screams slurs at your kid
I'm chopping your he his body
I did my own fizzy drinkings, you did?
I did too.
Okay, I made it to the bottom.
Yeah, but I said you have great potential.
I want to put myself at three.
You put yourself at three.
I think behind me, Marlon and Jason are top two, and then me number three, and then I had Adapt Silky Ron.
So you think, let's talk.
Do you tell them your theory about your abs?
It's not a theory, we all have abs, there's underneath the fat.
But my true physique is just covered by fat.
Well, I mean, yeah, that's how fucking this is how it works.
I still have to figure out my physique.
I can make a bet right now, I'm gonna get it.
How many bets have y'all made, bro?
How many fucking bets?
Alright, we'll make one right now.
I'll make one right now.
Put it on.
I thought I'd tweet up, bro.
Oh my, that's a good idea.
You should actually turn your shirt off,
and I'll take a picture, I'll send it to you,
post it on Twitter, and then, there you go.
That's not about the view, it's about the view.
That's kind of good for myself, too.
Yeah?
You could put something on the line that it means something,
like, oh, run a marathon or something.
Well, I think that's fine.
Yeah, and you have to do it.
Oh, my God.
You know what, it's crazy, bro.
We just locked in since October, we would have had it.
Yeah, but we have had as much fun with life.
No, my theory is once you have a six-pack,
people just look at you different.
They're like, oh, you know what I'm saying?
I don't want to watch him.
too good looking yes right I don't know I actually don't know it's genuinely it's
not relatable to have a nice body like us yeah but also isn't relatable to be
morbidly obese like you know kids probably look like me
yeah you're a bit like overdoing how much you think I wait right now I just
myself this morning. Like 285, 555. That's funny bro. I'm not laughing. That was a genuine
guess. What are you? 198. 191. Say I'm God. God. That red up put a pay, man. 191. Red up put a pay. That shit's walking.
It's my third week being actually consistent and I last time I weighed myself I was 196
a week ago.
Yeah you made it.
So three months on and off of Red Hat and you lost five pounds.
What do you do on Red Hat and lose like the fat?
He just does it for you.
Are you going to get like the loose skin gone?
Yeah when that time comes but I have a trainer that's coming to the gym.
That has.
Start training me in the gym.
What's the gym look like?
Why are they sitting on our feet?
We should have been putting you loose.
You should have.
They're really putting you in pain.
Damn.
You shouldn't have been doing this.
You shouldn't have been doing this.
You shouldn't have been doing this.
You shouldn't have been doing this.
You shouldn't have been doing this.
Well, I haven't been able to exactly fracture my wrist and shit
Other than
Healed before I start no no no he's coming next week
Simba just because you got your body right doesn't even get to facture other people you brought two viruses in this country
I
That all those other gifts are some bullshit
Open your fucking eyes, open your fucking eyes.
Open your eyes.
Happy birthday.
Hey, I'm sorry.
I couldn't be able to just be in a moment of care
but I'm out of time right now.
I just want to wish you a happy birthday
and talk to all of you.
I'm raising up together.
First of all, thank you for all of you being there for me.
My pleasure.
You are so sweet and so kind
and just one of the best people I've ever met.
We have so many members together on and off camera.
What are they being?
I don't know if you remember this.
Look, bro.
Well, we have here a minister.
When Jason told me if you make this video and talk about an experience,
I remember I had with you the first thing that came to mind.
I was told off to say,
No, I said, you make the day after the birthday dinner.
I feel like this is the best year of the year.
Yeah, why don't we watch it?
I brought you tea and they made it for you.
And the next day we were like, I had a dream that you were here.
I
That's the gift you got a dad somebody talks to on the daily you're a piece of shit. What do you mean?
I feel like that was pretty sentimental. No, no, you're
Got a life-size Batman statue and then you got him tar fucking yummy saying
I mean I just thought like you know people send a happy birthday to streamers all the fucking time. This is one of them.
Let's go take our towel to elsewhere.
Keep that hentai virus over here.
What are you about to do?
Are we not going to appeal to the PO?
Last time you did appeal I thought you had like...
Like, no, we've been saving up for three weeks.
Yes, I posted on my Instagram.
Now you can keep my P.O. open.
Yeah.
It's just so easy.
That's nice and cheap.
Why are you kidding?
Hold on.
This is fun.
You actually have autism.
But you cannot tell me this is not fun.
Literally, what are you doing?
All right, close your eyes.
I have a good feeling.
For me, I'd say it's a good one.
Put your hands out.
Yep, put your hand in.
Don't move.
Don't move at all, put your hands up.
Hey, oh my God, oh my God, I don't know where the key is.
Wait, I just realized.
What do you mean you don't know where the key is?
Oh, wait, oh my God.
I mean, you don't know where the key is.
Why would you handcuff us when you don't know where the key is?
Is there a key over here?
Wait, I don't know.
Okay, oh my God, I didn't know that through.
Is this fake?
How do you take it off though?
How do you take it off?
Wait, the key's on the thing, we can't,
we can't reach it.
Ow, ow, ow, oh my God, it hurts.
You actually can't reach it bro. Can you own God? I tightness work a lazy stop. I'm moving on God
Bro, how do they say you can stay
50 fuzzy handcuffs like what do you do?
Handcuffs make things fun, chokers make things fun,
whips chains make things fun, bro.
Turn the lights red, blindfold, handcuff.
What?
What is wrong with you?
Hold on.
What are the predictions on how much peel there is?
Okay.
Well, we already have this.
But this was from a week and a half ago.
Yes.
And this was like getting the first like four or five
years ago.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Eight packages already.
OK?
So we already have eight.
What else?
How many do you think are there?
You haven't checked in a week and a half?
Yeah, probably a week and a half.
I'm going to say there's five more.
I'm going to say I'm going to be positive.
I'm going to say there's 12.
I mean there's 12 more packages.
I'm going to be positive.
I'm going to say 12 packages.
OK.
Well, including letters, too?
Yes.
Ah, yeah, 12.
If I have 20 total, I'm happy mid.
20's not bad.
But you were forgetting your shoes.
Oh, you were, so.
Drew literally told us not to send anything until next month?
When did I?
Wait, did you say that?
It doesn't matter, you posted it on your serial like five times, bro.
He did, yes.
Oh, and God, I didn't send something because he said to wait till next month.
Son of a...
Grown ass man, you're a monster, boss.
Yeah, right, there's not even an opening, bro.
I'm a grown ass man, so I'm eating beef jerky and shit.
I'm not dog.
I think so.
Thank you.
Nah, that's normal.
Alright, ready?
Get some sparkling water.
What's that?
Green tea?
Green tea is healthy for you, but I don't even play with me.
Okay, do not even start do not even start
30 grams of sugar
It actually is 30 grams sugar
This has 30 grams of sugar? How?
I ate a whole big bag of Mike and Mike's last night. Only 18 grams.
So the fact that that is 30 is crazy.
Wait, so candy's not even that bad for you.
Well, unless I read the background, I actually said 18.
It's probably 18 grams per serving.
No.
You're an idiot. It was definitely 18 grams per serving.
Definitely not.
Yes, it was.
Oh, no. I'm healthy. I never ate something like that.
Look at that sexy car.
So you don't think it looks like you could get it in Roblox?
I think it looks cool.
No, I'm not saying it looks ugly, I'm just saying.
It looks like something you drive in Roblox.
I just think it looks cool.
I don't like it.
I don't know.
Maybe it's just me.
But.
Maybe it's just me, but I personally don't like summertime.
It's just too hot.
Oh, I think it'd be like a thousand of bad news, but,
very good is helping me play harder than...
What's, I need to add a...
Uh, it's a little, uh, personal.
Like, Chad, I don't know of anybody to check and agree,
but I, this one?
Yeah, I should do that one.
I don't know of anybody else to check and agree with this
and feel this, but I personally, I just don't like
It being so hot to the point where like I go outside, and I'm just sweating from being there
Like why is it that hot son?
Maybe if you're gonna turn this fucking cleaning down
What's foundation foundation founders
I know but it's like the founders basically the founders thing is founders edition
It was like the first one's ever made, but most of them got recalled, but this one didn't.
What?
Little green tea, not a bad shot, eh?
Alright, chat.
Shall be honest tighten me in the chat if you send something to my PL and don't troll
I feel like you guys are lying
What is going on
What do you mean tell him to move?
He's going.
All right.
Now, here's what I'm worried.
I'm genuinely worried.
I don't know how to, like, am I going to scrape?
Well, no, I know how to do it, but do I have to do it like, like, I wouldn't like.
I mean, we could test it.
You're going to do left, so you could really test it, but I'm just going to do the left.
It's just weird enough, not even.
Hey, look.
See?
See?
See, I'm good.
Cyber truck, enhanced.
Not in a neighborhood.
You're a little Karen, bro.
I thought I don't want to get kicked out of where I live.
Guess what the neighbor's complained about?
Loud cars.
It's an electric car.
It doesn't make a noise.
It doesn't make a noise.
25 miles per hour going down a hill is not
Speeding cars, bro. And guess what my name's on the lease not yours. So it doesn't matter if we get kicked out
No, we're not getting kicked out because of an electric car
They were mad because people were taking their cars out at night with the fucking exhaust
At a
Undone and loud-ass cars going through the neighborhood at 11 p.m. Oh
My god, I was trying to drive this thing
Yeah
If this Tesla ever blew up while I was driving it you think I die or do they have like safety precautions what the fuck
What the
I think I have the swagiest truck in the world like even like what are other trucks that people have like Ford f
F50s or what are they called?
TRX Ford F-150 I feel like I feel like I have the swagiest truck
The TRX is not even cool bro, the only reason anybody thinks a TRX is cool is because it
Sounds like a T-Rex. Facts.
I'm playing that shit.
Yeah! Yeah! Oh, you fancy, huh?
Are you crazy?
Come on, let's go.
You gotta race, man.
You've got to race, man.
There's so much space in here.
You know, I couldn't get stars in a roof, right?
Yeah, it is.
I'm a blue space.
I've got race in my company, sir.
I need it on the roof.
I need it on the roof.
I need it on the roof.
I need it on the roof.
I need it on the roof.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't want a self-drive, I haven't really got a g-
No, I think they put a-a-a-a-a engine in my Cybertruck.
I don't know, I feel like there's an engine in here.
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grown ass man bro
chat what do you guys think that homeless lady is doing right now
grown-ass man, bro
Yeah, what do you guys think that homeless lady's doing right now?
probably running away from the man with blue gloves
something smells good
23, by the way. Oh, I guess when you're 23 you can't have fun anymore in life. Fuck you, buddy
What's up, man? How you doing?
Please, please, please.
Stop, dude.
Please, I'm a big fan.
Thank you, bro, I appreciate you.
Are we in your video?
Yeah, you guys want to say hi?
Yeah, happy.
Your mom says yes.
Do we say hi?
Hi guys, this is Garter Lacey, he's the best in the world.
Thank you guys, man.
Hey, stay safe out here.
Thank you.
I guess they're sending PL?
I guess those kids are sending me PL, bro.
you know i mean like
so
so this is the smallest p o box known to mankind
but how are they going to send the package here
Yeah, it is. They don't have sticks for the package. What do they do?
Alright, here you go.
There's a key.
Hold that truth.
Right down there.
We're looking for yellow slips.
Hold on.
Yellow slips are great. Yellow slips are really good.
There's like six yellow slips.
It's having yellow slips on me.
Right, here.
Want me to hold the yellow slips?
Yeah, hold the yellow slips.
Right, this isn't...
What is that?
We want this, this, this, this, and this.
What is this though?
Some bullshit.
This is important.
Where is it from?
I don't know.
Hold on a minute.
Okay, that's already one, two, three, four, five, six, seven things.
What are you doing?
We all actually snapped.
Wait, I don't know if the yellow something means one item or if it's like...
Who knows, you're gonna see.
The last time we had two yellow slips and we got four packages instead of...
We already got more stuff the last time we already got more stuff the last time, bro
How many yellows is that?
Six yellow slips
Yeah, it's actually going to be our best one yet.
Yeah, Exhibition Mark PO, if you want to send stuff to the PO box, we just opened the new
one.
We already have seven at home, seven more here, and we have six yellow slips.
Yellow slips are a good jackpot.
It's like a max when if you see a yellow slip.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I don't want to.
It's a peel box.
It's okay.
Look, you put a little sticker on me.
Another graduation letter?
Pull it up.
Take it.
No.
Yeah.
Oh, that means there's a lot of packages?
Hold hold
And how many
No, we were gonna have a cart for the first time appeal
Damn, I kind of wish I came to pick it all up out of a leg
No, you got excited last time and bitched when you opened them?
Yeah, cause you guys sent me stupid shit.
This one's from Amazon fulfillment services to Lacy PO Box.
The fact that people can just go on Amazon or switch my PO Boxes.
Oh!
Oh!
Got all of them?
Oh my gosh.
Max win.
Max win.
W thugs man.
That's gotta be like 30 packages.
These plus ones at home?
Thank you.
That's a double.
Thank you.
We're going to the side road.
We're actually going to have mad shit, we are actually going to have mad shit bro.
This is the first new PO box and we already have more PO because I posted it on Instagram.
This is in two weeks by the way.
So, the fact that we already got more packages in the first two weeks of the new P.O. box?
I saw y'all move in.
Like, close, right?
Could you run around here?
Yeah.
I'm gonna run into him one day.
There he is.
Fucking high mouse man.
Jesus Christ, you're tall.
How old are you?
Eighteen.
Let's get to it.
Log out stream, please.
Let's do a rough.
nice to meet you guys have a go on take it off yo back to the home
wait you think the grass is better
All right, maybe the backseat of the trunk.
I'm not allowed to backstitch fire ladies here, to get shit out of them all.
Wrong button, bro.
Oh, I'm retarded.
You thought the door opened outwards or inwards?
I don't know, bro.
This one's heavy!
That one looks like it's repackaged.
That could be wrong.
Might be.
Look at all that loot.
Hella loot.
Alright.
Let's give you a little short cut.
What do you mean?
You take it up the stairs.
Oh, it's hot out. I'm dead ass to the full-time job right now. It's insane
Doesn't matter to me bro
Bro, I do not like the heat.
Bro, it's really hot.
Can we just go inside this time?
Yes.
Shad, maybe this is Mima.
I don't know.
Like, when it gets to that point of the year, like, I love...
Come on, come on.
I love summertime.
God just don't like the heat, man.
To be fair, you have pants and odds on.
I'm trying like 80 degree weather.
Do you have too much fat on you? Fuck you!
Follow my ups they day!
It's so hot!
I'm a sissy boy, I'm admitting it!
I'm not gonna lie Drew!
What?
I'm never listening to you.
Why?
Because you told me that this is too narrow a parking spot.
Hold on a sec, this guy's car mugs a fuck out of you.
Oh my god.
This is tough as fuck.
What?
No, bro.
I introduced you at, uh,
Paterson.
Paterson?
Yeah.
And I asked you how's your first million?
Oh my god, it's right.
How you doing, bro?
How you doing?
See you man.
Are you something for Dad's birthday?
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Yeah, tomorrow I'm going to be.
Say say man!
Oh no, wait, last time I came in I had to wait in the parking lot for five minutes.
I'm just saying, you didn't think maybe to tell me that oh, lazy, the postal office is on
the very far end and we're parking in the street down the hill.
You just decided to just tell me, oh, it's a very narrow parking lot, you won't be able
to fit your car through.
Well, no, I was just saying, we've got a lot of parking spots and I've got to wait five minutes just to get a spot.
I always complain about exercise, bro.
Where do I need this?
Just go burn it back to him.
Okay.
Here you go, sir.
Thank you so much.
You ever have to make me unreasonably exercise like that again?
I'm gonna fire you on the fucking spot, you understand?
Wait, did yours have a red?
What?
You should get the red back.
I'm okay.
My car's blacked out.
I had the blackout, kid.
Hi!
How are you?
What's up, man?
Of course, do it.
Say something.
Some words.
Thanks.
Nice to meet you, man.
Hi.
Nice to meet you guys.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, lady.
The girls always screaming at me, dude.
Like, I'm just a human.
Wow.
Listen, I'm not talking about Linda kind of way.
Like, girls always screaming at me like I'm a human being, dude.
Wow, who's sexy about that?
Lacey, you didn't get the package I dropped off one week ago in person at the Calabasas
Post Office.
It's not there from what they gave you.
I mean, I don't know what you want me to do, bro.
Oh my god, I think I'm dehydrated.
I get as sick as why. Sometimes I get a little tired because I'm so dehydrated.
How do I get, how do I like, not get dehydrated? How do I hydrate myself?
I mean, I mean, I'll show you. Take some, take some dip. Look at this. Bang. Look at that.
Uncharging.
One thing that's working.
Whoa. Wait, something happened while we were parked. Look at this.
Somebody hit my car.
Oh, Jesus Christ, you know, Tesla, what the fuck, dude?
Yo, dude.
Why is it, why did it record that and say century turret?
Elon, you're freaky as fuck, bro.
Dude, Tesla, Elon, bro.
Why did it, why did it say I had a, yo.
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Did that
I'm genuinely mad right now. I just pulled over because they were spamming raw on tweet and I pull over and I see a fucking fake icon skin
I'm gonna die
Starting tomorrow. Yeah, you know, you're not actually the actual thing I'm doing tomorrow, sorry tomorrow.
I'm gonna tell the chat what's going on tomorrow. Don't worry. My life's changing tomorrow.
Tell them what you're doing today. What am I doing today?
Wait, the food, the food you're eating is going on the food idea?
The seafood, the words are the seafood boil? Yeah. Yeah, what about it?
We should probably order that while we're doing the host. Wait, should I just do that with clicks?
If you want, is he eating seafood? Uh-huh.
We should probably make sure he likes it.
What do you mean, clicks just do the world's largest seafood boil?
Should I save the world's largest seafood boil and do it tomorrow with clicks?
Yes or no?
Let me know right now.
Text clicks and say, do you eat seafood?
Text Cody and say, do you eat seafood?
Alright, we're done.
Set up my my my Tesla charger. How does it work?
Put it on God you just plug it into a wall, but doesn't it have to have the right amount of power or something?
What is the wattage that it charges at? What wattage?
I don't know if we don't drive every day,
or if you just sit on the charge for a while.
True, is it over or under 50 watts?
I don't know, we got it like a week ago.
Look at him looking at my Cybertruck.
I know, I have swag, I know.
I know, we got it like a month ago
when you first got in, and you never used it
so we had no problem.
You have one, you have two cars,
so if this is dead, you just have to drive the other one.
And two, you don't drive a lot anyway.
I do drive a lot.
You really don't.
I'm a driver, I'm an eater, and I'm a fucker.
Those are the three things about me.
All right, Chad, I don't know.
Chad, do you guys think that I have an engine in my car?
Listen to what it sounds like when I drive this.
Listen.
I'm just tired.
I swear they put an engine in my shape.
Listen, Chad, ready?
Wait, shoot.
Does that not sound like there's like an engine or something?
Fuck, Brian, I did that thing.
I think they might have put like a V2 into my car or something.
Yeah.
Give it a little extra boost.
You know how easy it's going to be to type in the gay codes?
No.
I just want to be free.
You know what I've been practicing?
I've been practicing the Michael Jackson movie, like the little kid scene.
Where he does like, so I'm ready.
Oh, buddy.
So.
I
Stop doing that emo the turn this shit off emo
What the fuck oh my god, there's two there's
Turkey!
Oh!
Shoot!
Got us!
Hello, sir.
Oh!
How do you walk like that?
You're so pretty, bro.
Hey!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit's bambi!
We said deer traps, we're trying to trap.
Terrible human?
Nooo!
Bro, they're literally spend their whole life getting hunted.
They do not deserve to have traps.
We did ass just saw a Bambi!
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Go get the car there's a car in my house with you. You got it all in one trip
Why are you saying whoa? Oh
Celcius that you don't mind it only happens a few times a stream just click that little link, please please please please
I just want to be
Hello
Daddy
What's that right there?
What's in there? What kind of meat?
I don't even know if there's meat in it.
It's 20-20
I didn't mean thank you though
What's in a spring
Should we do all the groceries on one trip?
Put groceries.
This guy actually doesn't understand anything but streaming.
What groceries?
Bro, it's like a term.
When you were a kid, would you help your parents bring their groceries in?
No.
Alright, bro.
Or not, okay
I think something's wrong with your wagon. I just have to pull the bars down. I'll push them down a little bit
I was not a lazy fat kid, bro
Why do I look on the chance someone just calls me a lazy fat kid?
You know what fucked up that is?
I swear this is the hottest day of everything.
Is that everything?
Yep.
Okay.
Let's bring this wagon around the town, shall we?
Bring this wagon around the town, shall we?
Shall we?
Huh?
Um, wait, charity.
I treated you bad!
Alright, now I gotta go to the stairs.
A lot of dumbass.
What's wrong, Jason?
You might be fine, sir.
You got this.
Hey, Mark.
That's Jason's.
Really?
It's Jason Shark.
He did it?
Yes, he did it.
No, no.
You know what?
He didn't actually do it.
Don't play with me, son.
Or he didn't actually do it.
That's now in our house.
You got it there.
Thank you.
Appreciate it, dad.
You got it, bruh.
You got the new sabershock.
What did you get that for?
I don't know if you're in there.
From the other one, she's wearing a heart.
I
Wait, what the fuck
Right
You got a little brawn and wendy pads in the same car and then
Four out of five rookie
That has to be like if he was a playoff that if he was a shit is going 20
Oh
My god, you got a Jaylin Bronson fucking signed. Oh my god
well you get to keep all is this in don't get please no no that's all about
that's not the number cards are crazy if you don't even really know ball
this nigga the one of the most consistent niggas six rings in the fucking NBA
dead-ass one of the best I don't know if he's a par for center both but what are
the best in the fucking game that's facts that's facts but it just won't say
because you guys are so flashy.
What? He's so jealous.
I'm not jealous. He's like...
I've been talking more than three times.
I didn't even get a what's good test
or like a how you, how you bend.
Oh, so two cubes, look at that side.
What are they doing?
What are you doing?
Well, I gotta go out of that place.
Y'all are always just flirting.
I'm about to go on the run, bro.
The art?
I'm about to go on the run, bro.
To the factory?
What does he do?
Hey!
Hey!
What?
This is in the ice place?
No, it's right here.
Thanks, sir.
No, sir. Use your lazy ass arm to do it, brother.
No, sir. Use your lazy ass arm to do it, brother.
No, sir. Use your ass arm to do it, brother.
That's your ass arm. You're gonna need some gas.
Wait, maybe it was your thing being...
Was it?
I don't think so.
It actually might have been yours.
My OBS crashed.
Oh yeah, it did, guys.
Let me turn it off.
Stop!
I got it.
It won't open.
It will not open.
What is going on with my PC?
Dude.
I can't open anything on my PC.
Pat.
Wait, what happened to my PC?
It wasn't even here.
Was someone on it?
Probably not.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, but my PC won't work.
Wait, why are there so many tabs open?
You know that's why?
Yeah, nothing's working on PC.
I can't even restart it.
Look at this.
It's just, it's just, stop clicking things.
Give it a second.
It's picking off this.
All right.
Where'd it go?
It's what I'm saying.
I mean, we can reassure her real quick.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, my shit is fucked.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not this again.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I can't... Oh my god, I can't click. I can't click the power.
I can't click the power. Stop!
Ha, dumbass chat.
You set up all the P.O. while it resets?
Yeah. Alright, so this is...
Or should I put the cards in the case?
This is low key a good P.O.
Put it closer. How do you put it so far?
I'm gonna do it myself. Just sit down here and do it.
Oh, I broke something.
Well, we've got to see you a little bit more.
I didn't think there might be breakables in here.
Jesus, heavy!
Yeah, well, well, well, well.
What is that?
I don't know.
Oh my god, it's heavy as shit!
Bro, I don't know what to say to you.
This looks like he's the same person, too.
Hello, Keith?
Not a bad PO!
This is arguably the best PO yet, and it's only been open for two weeks.
Once again, if y'all want to send me stuff to my PO,
pinned in the chat and down below in the description for the YouTube watchers.
What did you just hit me in the head with?
You opened the fridge and the salt fell out.
Ow!
So funny.
That was actually hilarious.
That hurt.
Yes.
All right, ready?
Time to fake it into a box.
Is that how you use this?
I don't know, watch this.
Ready?
You went in front of the PO, no?
No, I trust.
Plus good YouTube, we are back
with another PO box opening.
You guys went a little crazy in the last one,
but this time I'm expecting a lot more.
We opened a brand new PO box.
It is down in the description and on the screen right here,
if you wanna send me any packages to be in the next video.
We're about to head to the PO box right now
to pick up all the packages, come back here
and open them all up.
Let's go!
Whew!
And then, Mikey'll cut it.
So when we go and now we come back,
and we just come back.
Can I get one of these for the car segment too?
There you go, Mikey.
All right, let's do it.
Okay.
What should we start with, bro?
We have so much stuff.
We have so much stuff, bro.
Definitely going to need some scissors.
I did.
You guys actually went crazy for this P.O. box opening.
This is probably our biggest one we've had.
Let's start with this one right here.
Okay, this is from someone named Aiden O'Connell.
Oh, God, he's getting his full gubby, all right.
Starting off with Aiden O'Connell.
Aiden O'Connell.
Okay, it seems to be a book or something.
It's a hot tub etiquette book.
The official behavioral conduct and complete guide for hot tubbing.
And then he put too lacy and put this card in there.
Authentic memorabilia.
I don't know, but these are autographed hot tub special edition cards, okay?
Alright, so if you guys don't know why he sent me this hot tub etiquette book, I
haven't told the story on stream before, but when I was younger, I didn't know
what jerk in my willy was, so I would go into my hot tub and I would actually, I
I would actually put my penis on the hot tub jet and let it hit directly in the right spot and then
Well, you know the rest
Thanks for the hot tub etiquette book, bro. Thank you for the hot tub etiquette book. Okay
This is also from aiden. He said like two it was like two packages in one
Okay, we got some bubble wrap
Oh, it's a no
Please give me a tap cap please please please love your videos can you please sign a tap cap and send it back to me
I would really appreciate it. Yeah, bro. I got you. I got you. I'm gonna send you a tap cap
I'm gonna sign it and send you it wait. It's a card in bubble wrap
Hold on
Wait, it's a few cards
We have a Steph Curry Davidson card back with Steph Curry play for Davidson.
Okay, we have a Jaylin Williams Oklahoma City Thunder card.
We have a Mojave King basketball card, a George Kittle 49ers card, and a Brock Purdy 49ers card.
Hold on now
Okay, thank you Ada for cards. Thank you. I'm a big card collector. He also sent me a cross
That says
With God all things are possible. Oh
Actually really like this with God all things are possible
You put this on, you put this on, how do I?
Oh, this is like a hard one to put on, Muckalai.
Can you put this off, Major?
Wait, I got it, I got it, I got it,
I might be able to get it on.
Wait, maybe I can just squeeze it over my head, Loki.
It's kind of big, it's probably kind of big.
Is my head too big, though?
No, it's pretty.
Muckalai, I can't even get it on.
I got it. There we go. With God, all things are possible. And it's like a crot. You think
it's supposed to go like that or is this supposed to be in the front chat? What do y'all think?
Probably this right? Actually, adult chain. Thank you. And then he said me Jesus lights
the way wristbands, and he sent me a little mini skateboard.
It's a Tecdec.
You know what a Tecdec is?
Oh, it's just like the thing that the Texans gave me.
You use your fingers and you go like this.
Ready?
Ready to watch this.
Like that, right?
Like that?
Hey, I'm not going to lie.
Aiden, thank you, bro.
Thank you for all the stuff you've said to me.
Aiden, you're actually to go.
Thank you.
All right, next we have from J. Sean Robertson.
Let's see what this is.
Okay.
for the long paragraph.
That's okay, bro.
Dear Lacey, my name is Jay Sean Robertson.
I'm 17 from Pennsylvania.
I wanted to show you some of my drawings I made for you,
and I took a couple of down from my art wall
to show you others.
I've been watching you since you and Darla
was making content in 2024.
And I wanna be a big streamer like you.
I recently got Twitch Affiliate and made 27 cents from ads,
but it would be my dream if you could shout out my Twitch.
If not, it's okay.
I don't want to seem like I'm using you.
That's all I wanted to say, have a blessed day.
Hope you like the drawings W. Dugged in the chat.
Well, you didn't put your Twitch though.
How am I gonna shout out your Twitch?
You didn't put it.
Okay.
Type one in chat if Lacey is the goat
And he drew...
That's hard.
He drew thugs.
That's actually good.
This is good drawing.
That's really good.
Why are you guys typing twos in the chat?
Okay?
That's good!
Yo!
This is the picture from me and Milo.
From when we did the TikTok.
This guy's actually good.
Yo, this guy's actually talented.
Slime Tap Cap.
Wait, he's like really good at drawing.
And then he said, best duo.
That's the picture of me and Marlin.
This is, this was on my wall, okay?
Very nice cat, very nice cat, wall.
Wait, I'm holding it.
That looks like it took forever.
Dude!
He's got actually a really good artist.
Yo Jay Sean, you're actually a very, very good artist bro.
Very, very good.
You should find a way to convert your art into paintings and then send me a painting
breath.
That would be sick.
But I'm going to pick one of these pictures and then we got to find a new P.O. wall.
Look at you like that closet or somewhere, a P.O. wall somewhere.
You're here behind yourself.
Yes, I can be cool.
Let's do, what's one should we do for the,
let's do, I think this one.
The thugs one.
The thugs one for the first thing on the new P.O. wall,
on the new house.
Let's set that one aside.
Okay, all right, hey, shout out Jay Sean, man.
Shout out Jay Sean.
L, ungrateful.
What do you mean?
I just said shout out him,
thanked him three times.
You dumb idiot.
Okay, next up, let's just do this one.
No.
Okay, two Lacey.
Hold on.
I usually do it right down the middle.
Oh, like this?
Just use it, just...
Yeah, I'll just...
There's a note, a gift for you, set this up outside of your room and stock people,
Ome5 from Lewis.
Well, Lewis kind of beat you to that already, wait, a ring spotlight cam.
But this is kind of cool.
We got a new cam!
It's just broken.
It's sealed, so I don't think he...
Thank you, bro!
Yo, we could put this outside the room.
I'm gonna have cams everywhere in the house.
Maybe I just put it in the room.
Outside everyone's bedroom is kind of crazy.
Oh fuck you're right.
Okay, well I mean I'll find a spot to put this, Lewis.
I don't want to put a camera outside everybody's bedroom.
But um, thank you for the ring camera Lewis, this is sick.
Thank you, bro.
Great gift, man, great gift.
Okay.
Alright, let's do this one.
Let's do this one to Nick Fosco
Who just says Lewis refund that shit all right, okay, hold on
Lacey
Hi, Lacey, I know you probably won't read this, but your videos have gotten me out of
a dark place.
I was watching the stream where you guys made the science experiments and it was my birthday
And I was the one who said it was my birthday and you said fuck your birthday
Anyway, I just wanted to say I look forward to your streams
But please read this part the night I was going to comment the notification for one of the night
I was going to come the night. I was going to commit
it, the notification for one of your streams popped up and I was going to skip it, but
I didn't and your stream distracted me from everything and now I'm a better person so
thank you, they see.
Thank you.
Listen Zoe or anybody out there going through a tough time and it's never the answer.
The answer is never to hurt yourself or end your life.
That's not what God would want and that's not what anybody around you who loves you
would want.
Okay?
There's always better days to come, all right?
Always better days.
And if my notification is the one thing that saved you and gave you something to look
forward to, then that means a lot, man.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Jeez, that's ID.
Holy.
Thank you, Zoe.
Great card, too.
Very, very nice card.
Thank you.
W. Zoe in the chat. Z. O. E.
Okay, let's do this one.
Amazon to to Ben.
I don't think this is for me.
It says my field box.
It says box 89. 9 says to Ben.
What is this?
Okay.
Other animal.
Bro, come on, get the jiff at least.
Not getting the jiff.
Stand up and get the jiff.
Not getting a jiff.
Bro, you gotta get the jiff.
I'm not getting the jiff.
Well, stand up with me.
No, I'm not getting a gif, bro.
Oh, I like why did you say to Ben and send me this, bruh?
What is this?
Is this a hat?
Like why?
Like, what are you guys sending me?
Please put it on hold.
I'm not putting this on hold.
I'm not putting this on hold.
Please imagine it will hit.
Am I going to get in trouble?
I don't know.
I really don't know.
Stop saying shalom.
Bro, you might get like a thousand gifted if you do it.
There's no one you guys ordered, he's on Amazon.
Go give it to Ron.
Good night, too.
I'm not giving you the flag.
Ron.
what you get me
all we got
but it's really it's really it's you got me a keeper bro
you got me a keeper bro
but actually
for
are you watch
And I'm out of mats. I need help.
Oh, shit, ammo.
Wait, get it, get it, get it.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Fuck, is there a flight in here, Ron?
Oh, God!
Ron.
There's gonna be an everlasting picture on the internet now of me with this on.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Are you...
How does it even work?
You put it on this way?
I think there's a little clip.
There's a little clip.
Where does the clip go in your hair?
Yeah.
I think.
That's how it is.
I always wondered how it doesn't fall off.
Am I going to lie?
So this little clip goes in your hair?
Okay.
Okay, crazy ad timing.
Oh my God, okay.
Alright, we got this one.
It says, please do not bend.
Okay?
Let's open it, bro.
Oh, it's a paper.
Dear Lacey, my name is Lucas. I'm 19 years old from London. I'll keep this short. I've
been watching your content for years now. Once you might still remember clearly was
you and Ron clip farming at Venice Beach. I'm writing this because I genuinely would
love the opportunity to work with you or contribute to your team. For the past six months I've
been clipping and posting your content consistently. Working in content social media has become
something I'm really passionate about. Right now I work as a social media
manager for a hotel while also working professionally as a chef. Because of that
I feel I could bring value in a bunch of different ways. I believe you took me
onto your team personally or for the entire core group it could have
multiple benefits. I am consistent in the gym so I can become a personal trainer,
a qualified chef with many years experience cooking healthy meals. Also I
have multiple years experience in social media so I can help with your accounts
as well. I know it's a big ask. I'd be fully willing to relocate, arrange my own
travel, and even do a short trial period. Thanks for taking the time to read this.
Regardless of the answer, I appreciate it. PS, I can get a visa for the US. Okay.
Well, Lucas, I'll look into you, bro. I'll look into you. I'll look into your
Instagram and see what's going on with it, bro. I'm gonna keep this just so you
know I'm not lying. I'm gonna keep this over on the right side, alright? Keep
that right there bro um thank you so much for the letter dude thank you for the
letter thank you for the letter bro
okay um
something soda it says
What did you say?
Like sodas from like a different country or something?
I mean, eat it.
Oh, just cut down the middle.
This is...
No cap soda pops.
With electrolytes.
Hold on now. Hold on. This might be a max win. This might be a max win.
Cherry cola? Wait, what are these? Oh, cherry cola and strawberry lemonade. Zero caffeine.
zero grams of sugar zero calories zero grams of sugar zero caffeine and zero
calories how is that even possible I thought I could be put a tick-tock
Not bad.
Not bad.
Is that the cherry?
It's strawberry lemonade.
Let me try the cherry cola.
What are the ingredients in it though?
It's got...
It's a very short ingredients list.
carbonated water, allulose, citric acid, natural flavors, fruit and vegetable juice,
color, it says, like color and parentheses, potassium citrate, sodium citrate,
stevia leaf extract, and calcium citrate. Oh, the cherry cold is good.
Actually good. Actually good sodas. Not bad. And it's healthy soda. I'm definitely
going to put these in the fridge and probably have a drink. Somebody's throughout the
street is not going to lie. Actually very very very bad. That's actually fire. Thank you for the soda,
bro. Thank you for the soda, bro. Thank you for the soda, bro. Really appreciate the soda,
bro. Thank you for the soda. I'm not a big soda guy either, to be honest. Alright. This is from
Oh, it doesn't say, it just says to Lacey himself.
Uh, oh wait, there's a gift receipt.
Oh, there's a gift.
It's just an even gift receipt.
No, there's stuff in here.
I'm just gonna come...
It's a Lakers water bottle.
I'm literally just saying you need one of these.
Wait, it's kind of tough.
Los Angeles Lakers Hydroflask?
Wait, y'all went crazy on a PO this time!
These are actually the coolest things ever.
It's like Christmas to me.
Lakers Hydroflask.
There's another thing in here.
I'm going to go back to my room and I'm going to go back to my room and I'm going to go
back to my room.
Gene, you, wait, this is sick, it says, there's a snake on this side, a gold snake, and then
it says 24 mamba forever, and then on the back, it says, be legendary with an eight.
Thank you for the pendant and necklace, bro.
I still don't know.
They didn't put like a gift note or anything.
Oh, they did.
Enjoy your gift.
I love your streams and core videos on YouTube.
Hope you like these gifts from me.
It's Alyssa in chat, Ali Willy 24 from Alyssa.
Thank you so much, Alyssa.
Thank you so much.
I'll put this on.
Hold on.
Thank you for the co- oh this is actually fire. That's actually sick.
W. Alley Willy 24. That's from me. Hey she's in the check. Thank you.
Lay- I gotta put all like juice in this. No water.
I gotta find a healthy flavored water. Okay should we do a big dog? Let's do this one. Okay.
Yeah, we're gonna do the big package. This is from Carter
It's a big ass package, bro
From Carter
What's up, Lacey had to hook you up with the best non-alcoholic beers after I ran into you at Walmart on the job
gonna be grinding on twitch and make that collab happen one day. Love you
brother from Carter. Oh my gosh. At Walmart he said his parents owned a
non-alcoholic beer company. Okay he actually sent me some.
Japanese style, Mexican style, and then he sent me a big pack filled with Japanese style,
Mexican style, colch style in West Coast IPA.
Should I try a non-alcoholic beer?
What, it's gonna be 21 in America?
No.
I'm pretty sure you can be under the age to drink this, because it's non-alcoholic.
Yeah, what's one should I try?
Should I try Japanese style, or should I try Mexican style?
Yo, it's Faye.
Thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you.
Try the Mexican style.
Shout out JD in the chat, or WJD.
OK, let's try a non.
I'm not going to lie.
All right, I'm going to be completely honest
before I try this.
I don't get the point of non-alcoholic beer.
Beer tastes like shit no matter what.
If I'm gonna drink a beer, the only reason I'm gonna drink
something that tastes that shitty is so I can get drunk.
But I'll try non-alcoholic beer.
All right, first non-alcoholic beer, here we go.
I mean
Okay, you want to touch my sister it's not alcoholic
I don't either but that's not that I
I don't like beer either, I actually hate beer, I'm not going to lie.
It's not really warm, I'm not going to lie, it's not really warm.
Like I'd say it's chilled.
He's giving this to the wrong audience, I'm not going to lie.
Japanese style with cherry blossom, maybe the Japanese style beer is better?
I feel like Japan has better everything.
Let me try Japanese.
Listen, bro, nothing against your brand at all, man, and thank you for sending me the
stuff.
I personally just not a beer guy, but I will say, if you like beer and you like the taste
a beer and you're maybe like a recovering alcoholic and just love the taste of beer.
Go ahead and get yourself some non-alcoholic beer.
Not bad.
I feel like that's not a bad play, right?
No, literally, it tastes exactly like beer.
I just feel like if you're going to drink beer, why aren't you just getting fucking hammered
off of it?
All right.
This is from Inhumane!
Whoa!
Not bad.
Not bad.
That's tall.
cool shirt. It's like a Lego, like that's supposed to be a Lego? Yeah, Lego. It's a
Lego, like, it's like a Lego Spider-Man. What size is this? It's really wide. It's like really wide.
It's just wide and proud. Shall I try it on? Yeah.
I'm sorry.
What's she not good?
Fits good?
Fits good, yeah.
I kind of fucked this shirt. I would wear this.
That's tough.
Not bad at all.
Not bad at all.
Okay?
They have another one.
Oh my god, you know what that is?
Oh
The dishorts oh they have good stuff. Oh my god. No way to dish. Yo, I love this brand has full clothes
It's the flower dishorts these are cloud day these are cloudy day
Wait, I'm keeping these I really fuck with this brand of muck a lot
Yo, you know what I do?
I want to hit this guy up and I want to buy in and own 50% of his clothing brand and I
want to make him my clothing brand.
50%?
Yes, I want to co-own this clothing brand with him.
Don't call me a Jew.
That's kind of cool too.
This is a tough shirt.
How did he get the rights to that?
I mean, it's not something exact.
And he sent more.
I don't know how I feel about these ones, brother.
These are more Jason's vibe.
Oh, so it's Jason's vibe because it says,
fucking, Chinese lettering in a can.
Oh, really?
My Jason just likes camo shit.
I really like this brand, I really do fuck with it.
Hey, shout out Inhuman, bro.
Keep sending me clothes, send me more.
Thank you, send me more, please.
I swear, Inhuman.
I actually wear their clothes, let me be honest.
So, thank you, bro.
All right, let's do this one.
Chad, what is this?
A gift for you from D.
Hey.
So Diddy sent me a box full of baby oil.
So what person is role playing as Diddy
in sending me Amazon packages with baby oil?
It denies as a gift from Diddy.
straight from prison. Thank you so much for the baby oil. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you. No, not put those in my room after. Just a few. All right. This is from
Best Threads.
From Best Threads, ship to Lacey and Marlin.
Oh, shit.
What is it?
Don't look at it, just put it on.
Huh?
Don't look at it, just put it on.
I promise, I promise it's not bad.
I promise it's not bad.
I promise it's not bad.
I promise you it's not bad, but you can put it on.
Well, I literally, yo, so someone put me and Marlin AI kissing on a shirt, like what is
this AI slop on my chest right now?
pride month. AI slopp of me and Marlon making you out on my chest. Taking this shit off,
bro.
Sure, leave it as it is for Marlon, maybe leave it on his desk to run a distraction.
Yes, sure. Sure, dude, sure. Whatever you want, bro. Fucking, like, thank you so much
for the hoodie. It's not AI. Yes, it is me and Marlon have never made out on camera.
Okay.
We'll do a tiny one, do that tiny one.
This one?
Yeah.
Is this from...
Is it from...
Albatross.
Oh, no.
We...
From Albatross.
Is that a prison?
Oh, it says it's from TwitchKanetic.
Twitch.
That's his name.
I'm guessing his name on Twitch is Kanetic.
Oh, thank you.
I'm guessing his name on Twitch is Kinetic.
It's a phone case.
I actually need a phone case.
That's the thing, like I actually need a phone case.
My phone doesn't have a case.
But it's just, why did you put a picture of me?
Like is that what it's a picture of me on my own phone case. Is that how weird like he said Ron one two
And they put so cool right there
So cool
Okay, I mean do I just use this and say fuck it all right a kinetic. Thank you for the new phone case dude
Thank you for the new give it to Darla
Thank you for it's for when people know it's your phone when you lose it. Okay got it
You're right, so if anybody's like oh whose phone is that oh that's Lacey's it's got his face on it. All right
Thank you so much for a phone case, bro. I have anybody in the PO wants to send me more phone cases
I will happily accept them, but just make them normal don't put any weird shit on the back. Okay
All right, this is from Tucker.
Let's open a quick little letter.
OK, well, if you guys are wondering, Tucker's graduating.
Guys, Tucker's graduating.
So W's in the chat for Tucker graduating.
Oh, dear Lacey and the rest of the corps, my name is Shire.
I'm very excited to announce that I'm graduating soon.
I've been watching you guys for quite some time.
Ever since I was little, I have always wanted to come see you
and stream and have a YouTube channel with my friends.
I am going to Japan in Alaska this summer with my girlfriend
and was actually going to start streaming and making videos.
I know it's very unrealistic, but I would love to invite you
guys to my graduation party this Sunday, June 7th.
Where at?
Wait a second, I'm not here, it's right on there.
Bro, let's just pull up.
Don't be an L.
I'm not going to Kentucky this Sunday.
Bro, come on, we can, we can.
What do you mean, don't be an L?
Come on.
L Lacey, bro, don't you want to go hang out with Tucker?
Tucker, look, Tucker, thank you so much
for the graduation invite,
but I actually am very, very busy this Sunday
and I will not be able to make the flight.
No, we have nothing.
You only have this hot cat drop.
We could do that from any location.
I'm not flying to Kentucky.
Bro!
I'm an asshole.
Yep, go ahead.
Spam to L.A.
She's bra.
I'm an asshole.
I'm an asshole.
All right, this is from Kevin Zhuang.
Kevin G?
Kevin Zhuang.
What is it?
Flip it up, flip it around.
Yeah, there you go.
What is it?
We're popping right up.
What?
Sun.
What is it?
You gotta hang this up.
It's a giant sun.
It's a giant sun.
Where should we put the giant sun?
He even sent me the stuff to hang it up.
That is the world's biggest son.
Thank you Kevin for sending me a giant sun flag.
Next time send a Ben one.
No don't actually do that.
Oh my god Ben bro.
That's not a Ben, that's an Israel flag.
Okay, there's my giant son.
Thank you, bro.
That's fire.
That is actually fire.
That might be the best deal.
That's actually tough.
Wait, is there a thousand dollar prize?
Yes, there is a, yes, yes.
A thousand dollars.
If you guys are still watching the video,
and you are deep in,
there is a thousand dollar prize that goes out each week
to the best gift from all of PO.
So make sure to send me stuff.
The PO Box address is in the description.
and um yeah you can win a thousand dollars also you can send stuff directly
from Amazon from Posana sounds like a company
Posanna matcha latte flavored protein bars.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Try the mango coconut.
No, I'd rather try the vanilla matcha.
I'm never mad at food in the PO, even if it is a free promo for brands, I don't care.
I'm never mad at food in my PO, never get mad at that.
Okay, let me give it a go.
Let me give it a try.
Let's see if it's good.
Oh, wow.
Looks like a dog treat, okay?
I say good.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Good morning, Dads.
I'm lucky to finish the whole thing.
Oh, I'm a little bit...
No, I'm just trying to come back on sugar a little bit.
Okay.
I'll say this.
It's not the worst protein bar I've had.
Okay.
Let's try the mango coconut.
Okon? Yeah. Okon? Alright. Nagle coconut. Not bad. Not bad. Alright. Thank you for the protein bars. Thank you so much for the protein bars. I really do actually appreciate it a lot. Thank you so much for the protein bars. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Okay, we're down to our last five packages actually got a great PO box opening today
This is too Lacey, but it spelled my name wrong I don't know
L-A-C-E-Y
Okay, it's a box inside of a box.
From Fway season.
It sounds familiar, I don't know why.
So it says from Fway season.
It's not from the earlier era, I don't know why.
It's all that it says, it's from the Fway season.
Move them upside down.
Oh my God.
Why did they light up?
Oh, they do not light up.
Oh God, they light up.
There's a charger in the closet.
Wait, are these light up shoes?
One time LED light up shoes.
How do you turn them on?
Ow!
Come on!
Lee, what have you done to my size?
They're not my size.
Let's see how they're up.
Hold on.
Okay, I mean, they're a little...
Okay, they're probably a size too big, but they fit.
I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, these are kind of cob.
These are tough!
Wait, I gotta put a bullfrog in the closet.
I gotta put a bullfrog in the closet.
Oh my god, they changed colors.
Oh!
Oh!
Wait, wait, wait.
These are so sick.
Turn around.
Turn around.
Come here come here come here come here come here come here.
Come on man these are tough.
Come on man, these are tough!
Yo, these are hard!
I'm deadass gonna wear these!
I'm actually gonna wear these!
These are hard!
Yo!
Hard to look at. Cap, you guys are jealous you don't have them.
On my soul, you guys cannot look at these infidels, they're not hard.
Just like this, on some cool shit.
Catching a vibe, maybe when you're out to dinner.
I could dead bring these back
More my little date
Huh?
More my date
Yeah, I get as well. These are actually comp. These are comp. I don't know where he's at dinner tonight.
There's Loki at fit.
There's a fit right here. The two chains, the Spidey shirt, the light up shoot. Should we go see what Sophie drinks?
Bro, I'm actually gonna wear you to dinner tonight.
What do you think about my fit?
What do you think of my new fit, be honest?
Like don't get actually, if you had to judge my fit.
No, no, no, no, it's on me.
He's better blaze you?
One red, one blue to match the shirt.
Little red, the red is kind of hard.
The red is kind of hard, son.
Let me see how I look.
Let me see how I look.
So, be prepared to get Schumann if you come out here.
Schumann?
are you in? Spell are you in?
I'm still in there.
Okay, alright, can we get like a little runway?
Can we get a little walk down?
Can we get a little walk down?
Damn, okay.
Alright.
Oh
Now say thank you, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Can you do squats?
Oh, hell no.
He's gone!
He's gone!
Yo, he just did that on the runway!
He just did that on the runway!
He's gone!
It's all me here, bro.
You need to get released.
Not gonna lie.
Release would be harder.
Oh, my God, light up too.
I was scared of those as a kid, cause I didn't want to fall.
Bro, this video, I'm so much cooshy.
I've done the coolest stuff.
Okay, let's do this one.
This one says to Benjamin.
It's like, why are we all saying to Ben in Benjamin, bro?
Who is Benjamin?
Bro, it's just a hide, just a hide.
Which way does it go?
They got it, yeah.
Like what?
Oh, why are you all sending me this shit?
Oh my god, bro.
I don't get it.
Now the fit is complete.
That big gap.
Is this my lawyer?
I'm not giving you tax advice. Shut up. No, do not stop sending me like, like Jewish
caps and hats and hair and then saying you're sending it to Benjamin. My name's Lacy's,
Lacy's PO Box, not Benjamin's. Okay. What is this?
It's an important notice on it, right?
Important notice, action required.
It's not easy.
No, this can't be for you.
Right, careful.
I don't want to be careful.
Dear homeowner, the check below is for $340,000.
Reflects a cash offer for your property at 1-1-1-1 West 9th PL.
Doug Hopkins is Arizona's largest home buyer.
If you're looking to sell your house, call today.
And they deadass sent me a check at the bottom for $340,000.
Should we go cash it?
It's a fucking easy lick.
That's an easy lick.
Fucking idiots.
I'm going to take this check.
I'm gonna go catch it, even though it's not meant for me.
Ha ha ha!
I'm not sure if I had this one still.
Okay.
All right.
Two little legs.
What is this?
Is it a pillow?
Why are y'all putting V-Gloved?
What is it?
What even is this?
A banana duck.
A banana duck?
Why is there, like, is this some new brain rot?
A banana duck?
What even is this?
letter no gift no no nothing it's just a fucking banana duck nice but duck do not
we're not calling this a but duck oh my god but duck this is not a but duck no one
goes around saying but duck is that a duck do what does a duck do
Okay, I mean, this is Q. He's got a Q. But why do they put a duck in a banana?
A little banana ain't a duck.
Oh, shit, you're right. You never know which one it could be.
All right, well, hey, thanks for the... thanks for the bad duck, bro.
Thanks for the bad duck. Okay.
Oh, we have another one here. This is from...
Oh, it's inhuman again! Holy shit, let me more.
Yes!
Wait, what's the name for it?
Lacey?
The other one's name was...
Marlon!
I remember you right after the other night.
One was for Marlon and one was for me.
Dear Lacey, thank you for wearing our dick shorts.
The last time you wore them you put our brand on the map you said you wanted more George
So we made some and sent you oh
Shit, I put their brand on the map
Thanks, bro. I took Marlin's package to I mean I could give these ones a Marlin, right?
Okay, and then we have our last I think our last back. Oh, no
We have this one from from Lil Sub-01, Lil Sub-01, oh I ripped it a letter I hope it's
not a drawing, hey Lacey my twitch name is Lil Sub-01, I don't usually type in
and I like seeing your sexy body.
I wanted to send something to you.
I sent a World Cup official ball of flag,
two Lakers memorabilia that you can only get
if you went to the games, a tap cap because I bought 30,
and shout out tap caps, your favorite album
and something to play with,
and then the DoorDash card is for Drew.
Yes.
Where is it?
Wait, is it this?
Wait, where is you, is that not just more of a thing?
Oh my god, oh my god, he might have said a bunch of crazy shit.
Door dash.
No, he did not.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
World Cup soccer ball.
Yo, it's a max win.
Cup soccer ball NBA Hoops tops chrome we got to open this we got to open this he
He said, Pat Riley?
Can I open it?
What is it?
Where's Pat Riley?
He is old Lakers coach.
Oh, it's a Pat Riley statue.
Shut up, Pat Riley.
I'll put this.
I'll put this right here.
Kyle Riley, shout out a hand.
A legend.
I mean, 5 with the 5.
Little sub, oh, 1 with the 5 with the 5.
Thank you, bro. He also sent a Lakers 50th
anniversary partner's
Limited edition Lakers Toyota
Yo
What this is sick
Just like that put it right there
Don't open that I'm not gonna open it. I'm not gonna open it. I'm not gonna open it. It's real gold, too
Okay, what is this?
What is this?
Record player.
For what?
Records.
What do you mean?
You don't know what a record is?
I never done a record player.
I do.
A CD.
How do you do it?
You put the CD on the record player.
How do you do it right now?
Like you gotta plug it in?
I don't know how to set it up, but probably.
Let's do it right now.
Wait, but let's see if he sent records.
He did.
He did.
It's a record right here.
Come on.
You see that over there?
What?
Why did you do this?
He said it's yours.
Ah, Dan, you fiend.
There he is.
Bro, thanks you for telling me.
And he sent me a tap cap.
Wait, open it. What if it's a...
Oh, wait, he already lived with it.
How does he know?
It's not received, it's not even opened.
He just wrote TCO1.
How does he know?
How does he know?
How do he know?
Okay.
This is kind of a cop.
You could get like Drake out of a mob.
Boy I've always wanted a record player.
Cuz I saw this one. Oh, I spilled the drink. I'm fucking moron. I saw this one movie
Wonder what album you saw me how does a record player work you got a like the batteries in it or do you just plug it in?
Dude, this is sick
This is like the coolest thing ever, this is like the coolest PO gift I've ever gotten, what?
A record player?
Typical Jay Cutler, thanks for the five giftee.
Look, chat.
Oh my god, this is so cool.
How do you how does it like plug in though?
Maybe it's battery powered.
The cord's in the box.
Okay, um...
Is there a plug anywhere over here?
Behind you, brother, is plugging in.
Don't try the needle on the record player.
I don't know what that means, bro.
This.
Onto that.
Does this come off?
No, I think you just slide the record on it.
I've never done this.
I'm not dumb, I just never use a record player.
I grew up with iPods and CDs.
Good.
So this plugs into here, no, it plugs in the back, there, and this goes in here.
You open it up.
This one is not good.
It should be on.
No, you see the power button is not letting up.
So why is it not letting up?
Okay, does this come off this is plastic I feel like this comes off yeah, oh there's
like zip ties on it
What album did he send me?
Oh my god, I see it.
Oh my god, you know how beautiful this is going to sound?
He sent me a take care vinyl.
favorite album. Oh my gosh. Do you know how beautiful this is gonna sound? It's
gonna sound different. Don't open it. Wait, why? How am I gonna play the music then
dumbass?
This is actually like the coolest gift ever.
There's two discs.
What disc is what?
Maybe one is one half of the album, one is one half.
What it is here exactly right.
It's exactly what it is, Joe.
Wait, does it...
Here, okay, this might be a dumb question.
Does it play?
Like, where's the audio cut? There's no speakers.
Yeah, it plays. Who does it play?
Where's disc one?
Oh my gosh this is so cool.
Okay.
It's probably like a CD, you know what I mean?
Like you get a clean difference on it.
Wait, it doesn't work.
I don't know what it is.
We catch a body like that
Cause I say what it is, it's just a hobby like that
When you get my shit in play
And I ain't even gotta say it, ain't no
Ain't no
What do you have to put it the further you put it in?
That's what I'm saying.
How do I get to the song I want to get to?
Why is it skipping?
Why is it skipping?
I just skip it!
I just skip it!
I think it's getting too much power
We're living better when last night more than ever
In the bay, baby, wait
Can't wake you back in the day
Last night, I hoped you'd frame
See, that's not the end that I claim with
Yeah, feel like I've been here before
It used to go, huh?
And this is the only sound you should feel
Everything is alright
you
you
you
you
you
you
Just a case.
That is actually sick.
What is this one?
Why are y'all saying GG? What is this?
Do you hear me? This answer is true. This chat is so annoying.
Chat doesn't matter.
I did not ruin the vinyl and don't call me a fucking asshole, I'm not an asshole.
What is this?
Is this a University of Pennsylvania flag?
How soon?
Yeah, this is a Pennsylvania flag.
Okay, thank you, bro little sub thanks for the five gifted. Thank you, bro. Thank you
Chad the vitals fine
Shut up
Little sub thank you so much for the five gifted and thank you so much for all the PL gifts
Bro, that was actually the best P off ever gotten bro actually the best P I've ever gotten. Thank you man. Alright, let's open the cards
Here we go Cooper flag auto please
please
we'll marine it when be okay nothing there
something on a vinyl you're gonna ruin the vinyl bro
Oh
Sabonis we got a Luca card
Norman Powell Mark Williams Jimmy Butler ace Bailey and a Stepping Curry card
I'm honestly not sure
I don't know we could get him excellent Kyrie Irving net-to-net
Rookie guard
Sean Jordan Jason Tatum Gary Trent Drake Powell
So far we've gotten fucking nothing
Come on give me a max win
Tyler Hero, Larry Nance, Xavier Tillman, Igor D. Men, Zachary Risser, Cole Anthony, Cody
Williams. Che, y'all, then we get an auto or no? It's not looking good right now.
So far we are not getting a max win. Your hair looks like a hedgehog. All right. I was
fucking on call for it. There's not even autos in these packs. So what can you get?
Last pack magic.
Oh, Chairman Maia Fierce-Rookie, okay.
Oh, chair of my appears rookie, okay
Dug dud box dud box absolute nothing, but hey, that's okay
No, no, no, I think we got it all
Yeah
I open everything
All right, well, hey, I'm not gonna lie look at this was definitely our best PO box
Yeah, and it's only two weeks of having the PO box open so guys the next PO box opening will be in
Probably two to four weeks. So make sure go to your PO box
Send me stuff the PO box address is down below in the description and it's in the chat right now
And you can also just go on Amazon send whatever you want and type a little gift message like people were doing this time
So appreciate all the PO. Thank you guys and make sure to like comment and subscribe
And I'll see y'all in the next video
Video, bye!
Mike he said he said hey thumbnail guy wants to know if people would be mad about this thumbnail
I'm so sure he was it
You know the internet is fucking
fucking sinceies, so.
No, you come there.
I'm gonna say, that's good.
Just add some other shit in the background.
Put the flag with it.
No, I'm not putting the flag with it.
Hold on.
Actually fuck with this shit.
I'm gonna put it in the back.
I actually fuck with a chain shirt.
It's true.
So my shoes off real quick.
But.
I'm serious with you.
Where are you, my dear?
My money?
No.
Wait, Drew, do you give me a water?
I have to water it?
Yes.
You smell like LFU poop.
Okay.
Um, chat, who won the money?
Oh, I'm not gonna lie, the money's a complete scammer, I'm not paying nobody, right?
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
So the person who won the money from that P.O.
Box opening is going to have to be a little sub.
Definitely going to have to be a little sub, bro.
He actually had a great P.O. Box.
That was such a good P.O. Box.
Um, so, Mike, wait, what is this Mike Maylack shit?
The way that a lot of things have gone, there's a lot of young men watching this program right
now who have been bred and have matured in a time of just utmost competition.
They get online every day and if they're in a downswing in their life, if they're having
some trouble in their life, if they're dealing with an addiction or a breakup or a bad part
of their job journey, they're dealing with a level of competition that we've never seen
before in our lifetimes.
And if you are a very mentally strong individual at a young age right now, that can make you
affect you that can really effect your your mindset and that sucks too because
there's a lot of really good strong men out there who are being battered down by
this online competition they're seeing Aiden Ross you know purchase a $40
million house by clipping his toenails and chewing on them on string and and
Lacey's farting into a microphone and get paid endless and they say I mean I
I don't get paid.
I don't get paid to fart into a microphone.
That is not all I do.
I produce great content, like I'll have you know.
But bro, that's not, it's not a good example to use.
This is not a good example to use and I'm gonna tell you why.
If you're at a point in your life
where you are turning on a Lacey stream
for any reason other than entertainment,
you're cooked already, beyond cooked.
If you're turning on a Lacey stream
to get inspiration, to learn how to do something,
to learn how to live your life,
you're beyond cooked already, bro.
I'm not an influence, I'm an entertainer.
I say this all the time.
I'm a fucking moron.
He's a stop and it's very.
Yo.
Oh.
I'm not reacting to this bullshit, bro.
Stop sending me that, Rogue.
Thank you.
It's just infinite loop.
It's never gonna stop.
And you know what the infinite loop is?
It's Rogue, one of my mods.
Ya, dad.
Wait, we gotta name this off.
This stuff.
Um, yeah, it's the right thing.
What could they have possibly done different?
All right, what's it to talk about undefeated season Super Bowl champions I mean, is it
when the other team shut out all their opponents during the regular season and through the
playoffs in the Super Bowl?
Oh, no, really for the first one.
Oh, that would be a fun trivia question going forward.
Next question.
I'm a decision maker. That's what I do.
It's not my fault the rest of the league can't keep up.
Blame them.
You don't really blame me.
Is that Brace the Bar? Super high.
Hey, my first decision?
Lock down my franchise QB.
Damn it.
Is Caleb Williams a cover? Wait!
You're the only good guy I love you.
You know I love you.
You know I'm giving you all my money.
In this class, size, aglomerative system, IQ, chill under pressure.
Caleb Williams is permafrost.
You've done the focus group, you've done the straw polls, they love it.
It's permafrost.
Look, I'm not some indecisive GM without a plan.
He's just gonna pull a 48-year-old quarterback out of retirement just because I can't do it.
Why not?
Checking on that back of the QB kit.
How do we touch down?
The answer is yes.
How do we stop it?
Yes.
Is this like a new mode in Madden? Like a new like GM mode?
My guy in the red.
Alright, great seeing you.
Not a chance.
Cheryl! You got a red one in here!
Talk about it!
It all starts at the negotiation table.
Yeah, I like to talk.
I'll find the money, Jake. The Rainbow Quest extensions.
Hold out, sweater.
There is an eye in wind, and there's also an eye in fence.
A lot of that play over.
Play over a 2.9-b-o-t.
Skip, skip, skip!
Come on, ain't you?
Well, this is the n-
You're a dog zone, man.
Drag it, drill it.
Fifty-six.
Nothing's gonna stop you.
Skip, skip, skip!
Would you look at that?
Me, do I deserve a stash you?
Next to sweetness?
Am I saying I don't?
Time to run it back.
I will say one thing that Madden has always missed and this is a fact if you
grew up playing sports games like 2k and Madden the one thing Madden has always
missed was on a good like my career my like GM my league system like 2k kind of
has it down with the with the my career like story mode and like become a NBA
player my lead my GM if Madden can can have a good system where you're actually the GM of a
of a team and it's realistic could low key be a fun mode to play not gonna lie not gonna lie
should I run some pack draw should I win some good game
Hey, girl.
PBM new song, hold on.
Love Island star Hooda hopped in the booth
with Black Boy Max and made a soul touching song.
Hold on.
Also, I went on TikTok today and a clip from this stream popped up and I clicked
on Hoda's like name and it said follow back. She already followed me on
Tick tock.
So I pulled her back.
Hold on!
Oh
Oh, they give me up, take me down, round me up, round me up, never enough, not enough, and I, yeah, take it, and I
Not sure, Ty, not sure at all
You're literally just yapping based off shit you see in Tik Tok comments, bro.
I guess you know her I don't know her but I know someone close to her
I can be a certain grace just coming through
Hands on your arm
Rubber none, touching none
All the blood, green none
In the mind
On it, yeah, yeah
Hands on your arm
Hands on your arm
To your arm
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Second me, yeah
Second me, yeah
I thought we'd all sit on it
It's like some 50 shades of gray ship, bro.
Some 50 shades of gray ship, bro.
How are we supposed to believe what's true or not
about other people?
Well, that's not your place to believe what's true or not.
That's called being in too deep.
If somebody online is making,
is saying Shane TikTok comments about other people
and you choose to believe it,
that's you being there choosing to believe it.
It doesn't matter what you choose to believe
because your opinion doesn't matter to those people.
I've seen firsthand that that's not true.
Like if I've seen something with my own eyes,
then I'm not gonna sit here and believe comments
online of what people assume and say.
I think I'm going to do the seafood boil with clicks tomorrow.
No.
No.
What?
Okay, if you guys can put pieces together, there was something that got leaked already
prior and you could make an assumption as to why I would see something firsthand.
I'm not doing a stream with her. I'm just saying
This I do want to keep the Sun flag
Yes
Should I get on Padra?
Wait, you just need to go to Scrinx.
There's not Scrinx in there, he has them.
Should I arc and say, are there West Scrinx?
He said there weren't though.
You said you did yeah, I asked him earlier, and he said that there's no west crimson
Oh, no scrims, I'm guessing.
with Silky. Yo, I quit lead. I quit lead, bro. No, I wasn't even high last time. I'm up a lot.
I know that was not even high.
You said you were high, bro. I don't be getting high, though.
I guess you didn't eat an entire pizza. What does that have to do with being high?
That has nothing to do with being high. That has to do with being hungry. Wait,
Ron's still playing Fortnite? He's not even playing Fortnite, bro. He's watching fucking like some
little kid fuck it mods are 18 plus on mods go 18 plus go 18 plus it's game time
it's game time bro
I've been waiting for this shut up bro. Hey chat. We're about to hop on pack draw for a little bit
We have a new month of pack draw and I am here to tell y'all, you know, the length of the pack draw segments is coming to that time, you know what I'm saying, pretty soon.
But hopefully, you know, I can do more,
more pattern draw segments in the future.
It would help a lot on people who are above 18
if y'all signed up using my code.
That would help a lot.
And you don't gotta play, but if you do decide to play,
please do it using my code.
Boy, you sold out in quotations.
I hate gambling.
It poisons the youth.
These words never came out of my fucking mouth.
Fuck, I can't have all the time on stream.
You got the wrong streamer, son.
You got the wrong streamer, brother.
You got the wrong streamer, dude.
But, hey, 18 plus modes on.
If you guys can, mods, spam up the link in the chat
to sign up to pack draw.
All you gotta do is sign up using code Lacey,
and that goes a long way.
But if you do play using my code,
There is a new PAC draw leaderboard
where every single month, $20,000 is awarded in prize money
to the top 25 people who wager using my code.
So all the people who do use my code,
you guys can win money, man.
Okay, or if you maybe if you fucking go up a shit ton,
you win an extra money.
Who knows?
But let's get into it.
What do y'all think I should run today, bro?
Promo code, I'mma hit him, I'mma hit him, I'mma hit him,
I'mma say, hey, can I get a promo code, please?
No, I'm not doing all that, not doing all that,
not doing all that, I did it once, I'm not doing,
bro, that was a one time thing, bro.
That was a one time thing.
I'm low key on a hot streak, facts or no.
Don't be a pussy, go all in, no, because if I go all in, the segment's done in five minutes
if I lose.
You idiots, that's dumb, that's not smart, guys, that's not smart, let's use our brains
here, okay?
Let's do a little risky one off the back, 2v2v2.
22. 25% borrow. Don't put a blabbering emote at me. The fuck? Wait, is 2B2B2 basically
just getting rid of my money? Is that basically just giving it to them chat? Be honest.
We'll do a chrome creamy I like creamy redemption cash flow I do like cash flow um super flat
it's new you never know yeah but Chad if you win a 2v2v2 think about how like oh my god
Think about how much would hit and think about how much I could tip you guys. Oh
Think about that chat think about that. Oh shit, that's a good pack
Do that right there Ben Ben
Okay
Then we'll go to these ones and we'll do a P Millie Togi
We'll do mega juicer setup boost. I
Feel like this is very non volatile. So we'll do this one. We'll do
goat boys trip
We'll do
No, I'm not going all in bro
Well, that's not a every stream thing cuz then guess what if you go all in every stream then it's not special
It's not going all in anymore.
It's being dumb.
Fairs.
Chat just wants me to fucking waste all my money
and risk everything and his lose $5,000.
31 packs, 2v2v2, run it.
Little light battle for the first.
Light battle, light battle, very light battle, 2v2v2.
Run it, focus chat.
Chat, if we go up, little tips are going out.
Little tips, little tips, little tips.
And there's a promo code coming after this.
So make sure to sign up using code LACY
so you can redeem the promo code.
Come on, give me some THUG music.
Please!
Nice!
Let's go!
Let's go!
I
I don't even want music right now, I just want to lock in and focus.
Come on.
You can do- no.
Guys, I'm not going to lie, I haven't even seen a goal.
Facts or no, haven't even seen a gold on the left side.
Is that, am I just like,
haven't even seen a gold on the left side?
Oh my God, oh my God.
Nice, nice.
Golf clubs?
Oh my God, it'd be a bag.
Okay, golf clubs.
Kid.
It's not bad it's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad chat. Did we just waste our gold though?
Did we waste our gold chat you could be honest with me that's gonna be honest and say yes, it's okay
Yep, we did I think we wasted our gold luck on that Rob. I'm getting straight fucking ramen do
Oh, oh, hold on, hold on.
Those are 10 bands, those are 10 bands, those are 10 bands, those are 10, 13 bands, yes.
Another one, oh my god, double, double, double, oh yes, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
you, yes, yes, yes.
Come on, drop a gold, and drop a gold somewhere.
Drop a gold somewhere.
Drop a gold.
Oh, a messy jersey, a messy jersey, a messy jersey, that's another two man's.
Holy shit, yeah, I might be paid off the first one.
I might actually be paid off the first one, the first battle.
Oh my god, another one, stay there.
No, no, no.
Wait, Chad, am I paid?
I think I'm paid.
Oh my god, I'm paid. Oh my god, I'm so paid. I'm so paid.
14 bans first battle what?
Holy shit, okay
Okay
We did it. I now now now I run a 3d3
upside down promo code I got shot a promo code chat promo code only has 500
uses it's a free $5 promo code you have to have signed up to pack draw using
code Lacey this is the code Lacey June Lacey June that is the promo code right
there. Fuck it. I mean, do I send a 3v3 up? I don't do upside down. Watch this. Watch
this. No, you said don't do upside down. That watch this. That. That. You want to tell me
what to do? You want to tell me not to go upside down? You want to tell me not to go
upside down? Watch this shit. Watch this shit. Let me show you how this shit is done, son.
Let me show you how real stepper does this shit, son.
Let me show you.
Let me show you, motherfucker.
Let me show you, Ben.
Me whole.
The toggy one, hey, I'ma get rid of that one.
Setup boost.
Definitely gonna have a boy strip in there.
Gotta have a snowflake in there.
Wait Chad, do I do half the balance?
Upside down is so do you've won four regs in a row? That's what I'm saying, but that's why I think I do it
I don't really have that many packs here
I only have 26 packs do I borrow a little bitch? I don't know
What do y'all think?
you
you
you
you
you
You
I don't know who I am
bro just stop spamming right side go bro it's not gonna happen it's cooked it's
over it's GG's bro it's not it's not gonna happen I wish it was gonna happen
but it's just not it's just not bro I don't have the luck I don't have the
luck I don't have it I don't have it I don't have it anymore case on it's not
gonna happen bro it's oh shit like zero gold is criminal that's criminal that
should be fucking illegal
zero gold should be fucking illegal
Wow, zero golds is crazy.
I feel like it's due now.
I feel like it's due now.
sides do. I'm going big. 75% borrow. I'm going big. I'm going big.
Do I do all the end?
Do I all in it?
Surely not, right?
Surely not, right?
Surely not, right?
Go into the big dog packs.
Now we're getting into the big dog packs.
This version can get a little scary here.
I surely one of these hits for gold, but in my head,
it's just as a hit on the left side
or as a hit on the right side.
I want you to know, it's been six,
it's been six left side wins in a row.
Surely that means something, right?
Minor.
Surely, that means something.
Oh my God, here we go.
52 packs, 75% borrow.
Do I do upside down or not?
my gut is telling me upside down.
My gut is telling me upside down.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Right side gold, right side gold, right side gold,
right side gold, right side gold, right side gold,
right side gold.
["The Star-Spangled Banner"]
It's not, it's not going seven in a row!
It's not!
I hope.
Please!
Please!
Today's gonna be the day
that they're gonna throw it back to you.
By now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do.
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do, about you now
Backbeat, the wave is on the street, there's a spot in your heart, it's out
Oh no!
I'm sure you've heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
And I'm a little more prepared to walk a winding day
Oh no! Ice! Ice! Iceman!
Iceman! Iceman, please!
I'm holding! Give me something!
It's been three times without a right-side goal.
If I don't get a right side gold,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
If I don't get a right side gold here on a big pack,
I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
I'm gonna freak the fuck out, bro.
There's no way I'm gonna be rich already.
Give me a right side gold!
Oh my god, oh my god.
It's GGs.
We're getting into the big packs.
I don't have a single right side gold.
Yep, we're in the big packs. We're in the big packs now.
We're in the big packs now.
I need to get bailed out by a right side gold.
It has to be a bailout.
Is that a fucking toy car?
Toy Lamborghini, nice.
Oh my god, it's actually a CG shot.
It's edging me.
It's edging me so hard.
It's edging so hard, you see?
Wow.
Wow.
Just drop a wow in the chat, bro.
This is an absolute wow.
I'm disgusted
Never see anything like this
Wow, bro
It's not happening it's just not gonna hit
Not even seeing golds anymore
You're getting fucked with no lube literally literally get a fuck with no lube right now
Not a single gold on either side
All in by the way
And it can't even go up to like maybe that little bag or something can't even give me that
You just want to keep fucking me hard, huh?
I'll just keep fucking me. I'll just keep doing it. Just keep fucking me with no room.
I haven't even gotten a red item. I haven't even gotten a red item. Oh, okay, red item.
There it is. $3,000. Oh, they get a gold nice. Why don't they?
Why wouldn't they, why wouldn't they?
Oh, why wouldn't they get a fucking Kawhi Leonard
signed fucking championship jersey worth 30,000?
Why, what did they?
Oh my God, I literally can't get a gold.
Double gold
Did I just lose a Porsche 911?
Did I just lose a Porsche 911?
Oh my god, if I would have been left side I would have been up like, oh my god.
Surely I'm do though, right?
Surely I'm do.
Surely, surely right side is just so do it's disgusting, right?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Slay to the pussy, but I'm just playing a fair nigga
Yeah, these people really discuss my shit
Ask if I be gone, platinum in the ear again
That shit!
The shit you want, I want to hear it again
That's a little shit!
I might be yours and still got this cool ear in it
Man, all these flows for me, ain't trying
And I'll never be trippin' over what ain't mine
And I be hearing this shit you say through the grapevine
But jealousy is just love, I hate it the same time
Yeah, it's been that way from never getting it
I just been playing right now
It's over. It's just over bro. Cue the yellow. I can just feel it. I feel the negative energy.
I feel the negative energy. I feel it. I fucking feel it, bro.
It's just such a negative just wave of aura over my head right now.
I'm not dead to fucking go, bro.
Oh wait, that might be good, that might be good.
Okay, seven bands, not bad, not bad, but it's not gonna pay the bills.
It's not bad, but with the borrow, it's just not going to pay the bills, Sanyan.
I need a right side gold, please.
It's not going to pay the bills.
Give me a right side gold, please.
These pills, like I don't want pillows.
iPhone? Okay. Surely there's one more gold in there, right? 5K not bad. Surely there's
one more gold in there, right? Surely there's one more gold in there on the right side,
Right?
Interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting.
My name's Lacey, very interesting.
I didn't even make anything off that.
right side one, right side one, which breaks the streak, or is right side still due?
Jackpot upside down?
Oh my god, you guys are just fucking playing with me at this point.
You guys are just fucking playing with me at this point.
You guys are just fucking playing with my balls
at this point, tickling my taint.
Oh my God, what was that, a bunny?
Do I just run 80% borrow all big packs again?
I feel like that's what I have to do, right?
Otherwise, it's just not even like, like I'm going for a mega juicer, bro.
I need a big wing and this shit's not cutting it.
This shit simply just not cutting it.
I need a big win.
Earthquake.
This is very, what's the word?
This is very scary, bro.
This is very scary.
We made a song for you in all the things you do.
And it was oh, yellow.
37 packs right now is not bad.
Can I get a retweet in the chat?
I need slants barely less than 655.
I'm not finding nothing less than 655, bro.
Whatever Gates of Doom is, sure.
All right, chat.
Upside down, jackpot, 43 packs, all in again, last pack.
Please just win one time, do it for me.
One time, one time, Sun Young.
One time, Sun Young.
side gold nine vicious major aura takeover
oh my god oh my god oh my god a car would be huge oh my god a crazy car would
Give me a criss- girl, give me a shit box.
Don't give me a sh-
I got another gold oh my god a gold first gold right side gold
Give me some good supreme suitcase. Oh, that's not bad. That's like seven bands, right?
nine bands, not bad
Not bad at all, not bad at all
70% chance to win right here
Please
I don't like that they still have 30% chance of
Oh my god
I don't like that. This still has a 30% how is it still the 30% chance of winning how?
how oh
I feel like I'm blowing it up
That's not it that's not even good that's not even good that's that's not even good
That's so me that's so me that's so me
How is my odds losing when we got a $10,000 hit what I don't get the jackpot
Wow!
Wow!
Nothing in my life is not the same one!
It's the world that I call life!
I'm built for a time to shine in my life!
Nothing in my life is not the same one!
It's not even a good jackpot!
I got rings today, you know?
I got fucked today, my ass sideways, hard and hard and low.
I got rings today, you know?
I got rings today, you know?
I got rings today, you know?
I got rings today, you know?
Hard and loud, but you can literally hear my ass clapping with how hard I got the ball.
You can hear that shit clapping from a mile away.
At least give me the shoes.
Of course not.
I need a bailout gold.
There's two packs left.
It's over.
Red, I don't understand how I lost that.
It doesn't even matter though because I would have lost money, but like, I'm so confused.
you
you
you
you
you
We help a lot us keep the pattern of segments going.
Let me see what time my dinner reservation is.
times my dinner reservation.
Play Fortnite with Hooper.
with who? Are you going to play Fortnite by myself, bro?
Do you want to play Fortnite by myself, bro?
Oh, let me see if R cancer about scrims.
No scrims tonight.
Wait, Joe, what is the new Fortnite season?
It's tomorrow? Wait, is it going to be a big change or no?
What time tomorrow?
It's on Saturday.
So like tomorrow night over night.
No.
There's a live, let's be real, are you playing with the with arc or the big anti-colon?
I'd rather die than play with the fucking big anti-con.
Don't ever call yourself the big anti-con ever again.
Respect him.
Yo, I'm not calling him the big anti-con, bro.
That's not who that's not his name.
You just did.
Well, I'm really on your office.
Whereas I'm generally I'm generally grinding for like I'm generally grinding this game, right?
It thinks it can do what it wants.
Yo, I'm not an it, I'm a human fucking being
with goals and ambitions, and I run my life.
Motherfucker.
Can you end soon?
I'm going to sleep.
Buddy, it's grind time.
There's no time for sleep.
There's no time for sleep when you're a FNCS pro.
When you're a FNCS pro playing with the best of the best players, there's no time for sleep,
dude.
Like genuinely, there's literally just not.
You should play toks. It'll make you better. I don't need to get better. I don't need to
to get better. Wait, they have gambling and fore night? Put that on God. No, they don't.
Like actually or troll?
Don't troll.
Tokens.
Dude, tokens is not like.
Oh my God, I'm so cool.
Yeah, I texted Ark, I texted Ark.
He's on on.
Bro, it gets so chilly in this room.
I'm actually gonna start when does the grind with arc start as soon as the new season comes out and strings are on
I'm telling y'all. I'm locked in
Grinding bro. I'm locked in grinding
When's the first tournament I could play
I don't even have updated it for me yet.
Wait, the first tournament's in four days?
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
day. What day is Jack? What day is summer smash? Wait, so I'm going to be at summer
first smash. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No,
I'm not. Listen, listen, listen. Is it, is it the, the, the, the tournament, the eighth
the night right sorry son you go ahead jab on the predict you don't want to
I'm not one you want to fuck with.
That's not one to fuck with when it comes to this for nice shit son.
Yeah, every time I get a kill you guys have to hit the pen
Yeah, do you guys think people are gonna start to know me as a 49 bro
Every time you get killed you have to be speedy.
What do you mean I have to be speedy?
Come here boy.
I'm gonna be honest, I probably moved faster than most pros.
Oh, is that a gun?
It just threw me into a fucking warzone with no gun!
Oh, it's out there, I have a gun.
They just took me into a fucking war zone with no gun.
What the fuck is that for, Knight?
I'm not, I'm not a reload player.
I'm an in-game fighter, IGL.
Yeah, I guess what a pro DMD, guess what a EU pro DMD, Chad, on Twitter.
DMD said, he said, knock a lie, everybody's acting like you're a charity work for ARC,
but you're probably already one of the best players on West that region is so bad.
He basically said that it's not fair to be an archer on the same team.
Let's get fucking active, sonny-bun.
You wanna get fucking active, let's get active.
Let's get fucking active, sonny-bun.
You wanna get fucking active?
Let's get active.
Oh, you have a strength.
Nice.
I have to fucking eat him for my chair.
You dead ass have 20 22 mix like why are we lying you're just lying to hate
you're not your prime no more okay I've been on the game for one day let me be on a game
I fucking hate the police aren't judging me, bro.
You can't that like stuff like that is stuff. You can't teach you either got it or you don't
And after these West kids don't know about
These West kids don't know me
I'm about to me. I'm about to make less my bitch. I
I was a I was an east in central Rome
West is fucking west is fried chicken
I
That's player the game genuinely best 30 game
I'm moving like a champ, thank you bro.
Watch this, Shaddy.
You might take a little fawn in there, but it's all going to be worth it, ready?
Watch this, Shaddy.
These are...
Don't run trap.
Awww, what a little pussy bitch.
What are you fucking running to?
Awww, you're white!
Awww, you're white!
What the hell?
I'm gonna ask that you're in my full box.
He's got pizza. I want that pizza. I want that catch I get a coat
Yo I'm dead ass battle win game one.
What a fucking infiltrator.
Yeah you know what else I could do bro?
On the solo like victory cups?
I could just key everybody.
I'm so good at this game now.
Don't dance. Don't dance.
I saw you dancing and now you're dead.
What am I doing? My hands are cold.
What the fuck is going on?
We don't got to go to zone or anything, bro.
Hey, buddy, we're both about to die, you fucking idiot.
We don't got to go to zone or anything bro. Hey, buddy, we're both gonna die you fucking idiot
Oh
My god
There's no shields there's no shields
Okay, I think I win this or no.
Alive over big ones
Not a bad play from my hands when I play because there's a vent right above me my kids get freezing cold and I literally cannot function
It's not cold if you are a gamer and at any extent you know that cold hands are the worst
thing ever.
I know, I know, I just fucking shoot.
Run away, run away, dumb fuck.
They're not the fight to go.
I
Well, I gotta get away from this guy, because I'm like, dude.
Oh my gosh, is there any way I'm in this?
I'll close back up great
I swear to god on everything I love if you
You guys felt my hands right now, they are ice bricks.
They are literally bricks, bro.
They're fucking bricks.
It's not an excuse.
Play with clicks, what is clicks playing?
I didn't even know he was on.
My hands are so fucking cold.
All right, I got to put my hands on my dick.
I'm not kidding.
My hands are in my pants, all my dick warming up.
And Lacey's playing with a fractured wrist.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Click said he's down.
Man, let's run it.
Let's run it.
My hands are my hands on my dick right now, but my chase title to fortnight with clicks.
My hands are on my dick right now.
But Macha's title to Fortnite with Clicks.
Yo, don't say Clicks wants to play N-word.
There's no need for you to say the N-word
at the end of the sentence.
Ron asked if you want to play.
Play what?
I'm down to play Fortnite with Clicks and Ron, bro.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down!
Oh, Rocky League?
Bro, I'm on my Fortnite grind, bro. I can't play other games. I can't play other games. I can't play other games.
It's gonna mess my aim up and shit. I can't play other games.
Wait, what is this to you?
West was already Mickey Mouse, now the best player is playing with Lacey.
could play with his toes in QAL West.
Hold on.
So the pros generally think that me and Art can win.
I knew it, right?
I knew.
People who actually know about this game,
They know, they know shit.
Ron said add to call, I'm not in a call.
I'm not even in a call.
Add them to call, I'm not in a call!
Wait, Ron's playing Rocky League?
I'm not playing Rocky League.
He's playing Rust.
Yo, did Ron even say he wanted to play or are you just chat hopping and lying?
Genuine question. Are you just chat hopping in lying?
Have you seen this yet cute boy?
GTA 6 will reportedly have a Drake-only station. Thank God! I can actually listen to good music while I'm playing GTA.
Oh my God! Thank God!
Thank God!
join call stable guys I don't want to play rocket league I'm not playing rocket
lead
For a okay, did I'm making a group cuz I'm
And clicks and clicks wait won't let me add clicks to the group
Oh, he's already in it
Hello
Yo, what you doing? Wait, who's that?
No
Oh, hey, who's that?
Yo, it's good, bro. It's me and ladies. What's good, bro? Oh, it's ladies. It's good
Yo, your voice sounds like ten times like some more sexy when it comes to this for it
Yeah, you do not sound like this in person. I just had a crazy
I saw a crazy
So what are we doing guys a little bit of format
This is actually crazy
We're just all fucking playing for it
We have a West F and CS to girl
I'm not even trying to sound like a dick. How did you get 47? Like I'd have to ask you now that I could talk to you
How is that possible like I sometimes you need haters to be your motivators at the table with dinner or success
And right now you need me to ask you that so what happened. Can you break it down?
Oh, God, I need to know I asked you I actually will break you on so so we were calm
No, right, and we were splitting the drop meaning
Letting the drop you were running away from your daddy shark you were running away from your daddy shark
But I just explained it to me like I'm dumb please okay, so we had two opportunities to qualify the first opportunity
We were come by shark and teeny we got like 30th, and we needed to get top 25 to call we didn't do it
They killed us and his story
Day two we were come by King and Fraser, you know King like the Brazil goat and we spent the pui, and we just had terrible games
It was just very bad
So long story short you fucking got 47th
long story short I got 47 but I'm playing with Vino and I'm mad motivated
and I'm excited and this is gonna be the one wrong and don't say that shit that
you always fucking say dude this one's different bro
you know did this one FNCS right? This one's different enough. No no no heat
right? I've heard this for four years Clicks. I've heard it for about seven so
I've heard this one's different for four years.
No, no, bro.
Bro, Vino just won an FNCS, and literally, like, right before me, and now I'm playing with him.
Um, I've literally heard this since 2019.
So what if, so if you don't win, you're officially in the problem, though.
Uh, well, Licks talks about FNCS, like, Ron talks about losing weight.
See, like, that's just like, what a weird way to put this shit.
One's one's in control once now Ron can actually lose
Right you have a 3.8 ready to see buddy
This is the James Harden a fortnight, but I used to never fucking won this is like
sad.
I've been mad.
It's like I just don't win the grand final.
It's like, okay, no, it's kind of like that's like, I don't know, right?
He's like, oh, yeah.
I actually tell me that for real.
Yeah.
Do you really think that you're going to win or no?
I don't think I know.
I will.
Yeah.
I have it.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you something.
It's like Michael Jordan.
to get an NBA chip in under my eighth year.
Yeah, but NBA career is a lot different than a Fortnite career.
Your point is almost over.
You haven't won yet.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
You're probably astronauts.
When you get 25 years old, I'm 21 years old.
I'm in my prime.
That is true.
Now, look it up.
Ashtab you.
So you're going to play for that for the next four years.
Long in that.
So I win.
And even after I win, right, right after I win, I'm going to keep
okay, okay, okay.
Let's say there's a world like dead ass.
Like what if there's a world where you don't ever win?
I'll call myself.
First.
Like are you going to be able to successfully retire from this game without a win?
Like I know you think about that a lot too.
No bro, no.
I'm not, I don't think about that.
I really don't.
I actually like fully delusionally know I'm going to win one.
It's just not my time right now.
You know what's crazy?
I got an icon scan.
Did you see it?
Dude, I'm not going to lie.
I can't believe they made you as a sidekick.
That was the most impressive thing I've seen is that you're dead as the first icon as a sidekick.
You're just gonna be right next to me as you're running around.
Well, short dude.
But you're technically a sidekick if you think about it.
Chad, I have bad news.
You're not.
Chad, why did I join the lobby when I only ate can play for 30 minutes?
I'm a fucking idiot!
I didn't realize I could only play for 30 minutes.
Stay longer, I can't, I have this business dinner.
I have a business dinner at nine o'clock
and I have to be at, it's very important,
it's for something very important.
But I literally can only play for 30 minutes,
I just realized.
Here we go, it's not cap,
I had literally have a business dinner.
It's a business dinner.
It's not with Darla.
I'm going out with a company inviting me to dinner to talk about an equity play.
It's very simple.
I'm on my business man shape.
It's not cap.
It's not cap.
I have a business dinner at nine o'clock.
You don't have a business.
You're a desktop streamer.
That's not true.
First of all, I'm a business owner.
I own tap caps and acne studios.
Second of all, I do, I have a legit business dinner with a company about me having equity
in the company.
No.
Oh, yeah.
He should be in.
Put it on something.
I put it on God.
I have a dinner.
Everything I love, I have a dinner.
I didn't say dinner for two on the email.
What? I didn't make the reservation.
Why are y'all saying, I guess Drew has my email.
Drew walks in, looks down at his phone.
Why did they get it for two on the email?
And you guys believe Drew Wall.
I didn't even make the reservation. The company made the reservation.
Every time you take damage, you lose surge.
Yo, guys.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
That was really hard to understand.
Yo, guys.
Hey, guys.
What?
You want the good news or the bad news?
What's the bad news?
Me, ho.
Okay, the bad news is I can only play for 30 minutes.
Why?
I have I have like a I'm going out to dinner with this company
Dude, if it's not like who is it you gotta say who it is
Dispargroom can at least
No, it's not no, it's not it's a company it's a company dinner to talk about equity play
bro shut up it is okay we don't care I'm just saying we play a game so I can
get a game in with the guy yeah I gotta get off soon too bro I'm about to go on
a fucking crazy as the I gotta go I got yeah I gotta also get off too bro like
I got we got I got like 30 minutes max I'm going on I'm going on one game and
then I gotta take this deal equity bro I'm just so I just have to say this
equity deal bro I don't know if I'm gonna take it but I'm gonna talk about it
I hate you
Yeah, I just see the company idea. Oh, yeah
Yeah
Oh, yeah, I actually do want to see. Oh, yeah, actually, I do want to see it
Leaked
It's about to be some bullshit
You're about to tip like fuck you. Yeah, what?
Oh
Okay, that's fairs, I guess that's fairs
No way you're doing that
Wait, did you type it?
It's d'Aurlo Clair, LLC
He literally just sent her fucking Instagram. That was all he did. I'm doing it
It's not any branch of company, it's a company
I can't get him on for that for more than fucking an hour today.
Yo, you been playing all day?
I was playing earlier.
Why does my game launch like non fullscreen?
Oh, you're right. Actually, for that's a perfect game. There's no errors.
I really love this game. So glad I'm taking it.
I'm not going on a game chat.
Hey, my name is Geeksman. I got to be family friendly.
Yo, chat. Now, say hello.
I give y'all full permission if you see any post any bullshit later tonight me at Ginter post with my food me
Picture of Darla. I give y'all full permission to post in the Twitter community and get on my ass
I'm giving y'all full permission
Fool burns right now
I'm gonna open your fucking eyes
The squad is back y'all
I supposed to play reload or am I supposed to play OG?
Reload reload.
Not uh, I think, wait y'all want me to reload?
Wait you want play one more?
It's cool, it's cool.
Yeah, it's all good, it's just a bug.
Can't fix it.
How's it go do you clinics?
Yo, why don't monkeys stop?
Yo, are we playing, are we playing ranked?
I don't know, are we playing reload or what?
What are you playing?
I don't know, just slow down and play reload.
Bet.
This is crazy. It's literally 2023. Don't ever say 2023 over again, bro.
That's our math and skins. Oh, yeah, let's do that. Let's do it. Okay. Thanks for my thanks for my skin. Okay. I'll use your skin. What skin?
That's not my skin
Are the scoot oh so Travis Scott looks like me and they see skin wow
Every time you play you guys somehow just try it off. I'm changing to whatever I want to wear
Yeah, I'm not in for that weird shit, bro.
I'm putting out a fourth of July's skin because summer's right around the corner.
Six seven.
It's good vibes, bro, yeah.
All right, come on.
Let's lock in.
What the fuck are you doing?
Hey, burgers, man.
Oh my god, wait, Ron, do it.
Ron, do the thing.
Ron, do the thing.
You're a chat, am I fat?
Yo Lacey shut up!
What the hell is that one?
Burn your kid down!
Do what I'm doing, do it, do it!
Oh fuck, that's fucking hot.
Well Lacey, this is the thing that you used to do.
Where you like, where you raised your lip like really aggressively, you're like...
You haven't been that.
This is dude, you know what I'm talking about?
You used to spam that.
I'm dropping a crown by the way, everyone don't freak out.
Lacey, raise your lip, bro.
raise your lip
I mean raise your lip
when did he raise his lip
what are you talking about
it's like your fake mad segment
I never even talked about it
yeah yeah I'm doing it right now
I never do that
why do you stop doing that
I don't know I think he's just
he's just too cool
he wasn't hitting
he's just too cool
I'm fucking mad bro
You're a freaking bag.
Like, what do you say you're one complain about the scenes?
Absolutely nothing, buddy.
This game is amazing.
Can't wait to buy the fucking Klicks Fund, bro.
Yes, yes, McCone.
Uh, not Klicks, whatever the fuck.
You got one?
Nice, bro. You're so good, Klicks.
No!
No.
He's like I got him. What you'll miss motherfucker
Actually wash bro. Oh a pizza. No, don't do that
We all
We need to talk. What if I give this back? I'm a line on you
That's it. It's back
I get to do it for the one time for the boys. I don't know what that I don't know how to do it
I'm not a fucking gift. I don't know. I don't know
Used to be wave on here then you don't pick up in the lifting
I like the lifting
The lifting never puts this on you
Just do the lifting bro, we all want to see the lifting
Stop talking about the lifting, wait for a second dude
You're the second, you don't know what it is
I don't know what the lifting is
I put you on a video
You don't know what the lifting is, I'm being a hater
It's the thing where he puts the lip on, no?
Oh, he does do the lifting
He does
I don't think I can do it
They see it looks like KDP
He's got 20% spectator
Oh my god, please. Oh my god. It's cold. I got the fucking cold, bro.
You're not even fucking eating them. What's the lip thing?
I
You can't be jumping in
Why is it all gold move?
Classic.
Wait, just hang up, just hang up.
I got him, I got him.
Wait, can you do the lip thing?
Hold on, hold on.
Can you at least admit you know what it is?
This actor, your job plan wasn't to see him, bro.
Who would at least challenge you to the lip thing?
It's when he talks and smiles, right?
That's like this thing where he's like fake mad, bro.
It's like a growl.
It's like...
You don't have to...
He's waiting for you, he's waiting for you, he's waiting for you!
No, not!
Come on, bro, just do it!
Do the thing, bro!
Come on, for the one time, bruh!
That's really, that's really gonna, oh my god, uh...
Come on, bro, I still got this, you're challenge!
Every single chance is fucking for you!
I might get him, bro!
He might be like that.
Yeah, do a thing or a tough thing.
I'm drilling I'm drilling I'm drilling I'm drilling these drillers
30 seconds save a lot of you I'm blue battling an entire squad
Lacey do this thing bro the whole town was to see it oh god, bro
You got this place good shot kid
Thank you, me, huh?
I'm gonna land on this never mind. I'm dead. Goodbye. I'm at low-key improvement
I remember shopping till the towers back in the day, and then it got
That's bloated by a fucking meteor.
Oh, classic.
Like, actually, a classic.
Not a lot of trio on this room is making me really mad about it.
Let's go put it on.
Oh my god, it's just a classic.
Oh, I'm more consistent.
Hey, y'all, I'm gonna get a lacy play.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just fucking doing it.
I thought we were having a good date.
No, no, no.
Classic.
I don't know if I'm ever seeing you.
It's obsession.
It's obsession.
It's a new movie, folks.
You probably didn't see it because you were getting bored.
You can flex on us. I'm not gonna lie. I don't got it would be better. I want to get flexed. I'm not gonna I don't flex
What's wrong with y'all?
I was a minor.
What?
No, you weren't me.
That's not even true.
You're not getting out of this.
Yeah, you're not getting out of this a lot.
I was a minor when I took that picture in those paintings.
Are you kidding me?
I was a little mad.
Put it up on the slide, then.
What?
No, Ron, don't even say what.
You're from your ass now, as I said.
Oh, yeah.
See, he just took away like...
He just took away like...
No, bro.
You showed him your ass and he was petting you.
I did not show him my ass.
You showed him your ass when he was 10?
No, I did not show him my ass when he was 10.
He was 15, bro.
Now all the chests actually might be gacha.
I wonder if he lets them fly in.
Fortnite files are definitely a real thing.
I
Used to go on a megal and literally just share my ass off everybody
I
My ass
guys
In the peak life right now you don't even know it
We're just playing video games for fun and people are watching for this is
Oh Lacey do the thing though on God oh, I see just left that lip buffer. We've been waiting. I'm not gonna get
I
Know you're doing
Stop telling me to do the lip thing. I don't know how anymore. Are you gonna do with them?
I don't know
He would just do it.
He would just do it like this, like this, like this.
I don't even know what the fuck you're doing.
There's a dead body in here somewhere, they see.
Yeah, you know what?
He doesn't.
He rolled.
You would lift your bottom lip.
How do I lift my bottom lip?
No, you would do the same with this one.
I'm doing it right now.
I feel like a fucking bot, bro.
Dude, I know I was going to, and then I'd lost it.
Wait, let's recharge.
There's the.
Yeah, come on, I see.
Oh
You know, we can't say that you fucking
He's a lot of room hey man, we just love charity over here man. I just love giving back to the community man
Yes, yes
Lacey, what do you like to do with your feet?
Do you need personally
I like to
I like to go down the street and a bunch of homeless people
I got a strip clubs and I throw pennies at the strippers
What's that?
He's not bad
Oh guys, I'm not playing Minecraft hardcore, but shut up!
Hey, how was that?
It was fine, hell yeah. I just keep getting told.
Wait, well, Drew had an idea. I want to know why nobody's done it. Drew said that I should try to beat every Minecraft boss.
Yeah, I had that idea when you see me die.
The wither, the...
The wither take forever.
Get the shit?
Get the shit?
Did you guys get the shit to build it even though they were wither?
We gave up because I threw an ender pearl and died classic
Like a little
I don't want to know what the fuck
Yeah, I don't want to know what the fuck
You at least know what a sunion is?
Oh yeah, a sun, right there, a modicon
No, a sunion, a modicon
A modicon
Get modicon, bro, how did you know?
A sun-a-mo-gee, yeah, I know that
Yeah, the sun-a-mo-gee, yup
Yeah, the sun-a-mo-gee
Guys, I'm sure it's really good at this shit
Wait, what?
I don't know what a sunion is
I don't know what a sunion is
I can't cancel it bro. It's equity play better. Yeah, you're holding it's equity play
Let's play we all get equity plays. Let's play y'all are gonna have to y'all are gonna have to go without me, bro
I got an equity play
Bro, I might even kidding you just pissed me off bro. Oh you lay. Oh, you're gonna host if we get a radio
I've got popper shot coming soon, bro
I didn't get one, I'm not gonna lie. I invited a whole group chat and nobody answered me.
No, I don't think I got my invite. Let me actually type in my thing, Tapcat, let me see.
I did I swear I said the thing
No results for tap cat actually no Jason's the person who said he couldn't come because he has his fight. Oh
My god, he does bro. He just want to be a fuck down
That's what Jeff hasn't been fighting
No, I don't think he's been doing anything. Wait, so they see yeah, so you're gonna host anyone or like what's
I'm scared, dude.
Host anyone.
You got hosting me?
Hosting me.
You lead the whole job?
Yeah.
No, wait.
You lead dead.
Did you lead your by accident?
What are we doing?
No, I hosted it.
No, you're fucking, you fucking kid.
I got to find this picture of Lacey Lyp.
No, I don't know what you're talking about, bro.
I think I know exactly what you're talking about.
I think I'm a host lanes.
Hey, I appreciate it.
You bro, but hey look, I'm gonna I'm gonna see you I'm gonna see you tonight. I'm gonna see you tomorrow morning
Ladies, I'm gonna see you tonight. See you tomorrow. I'm gonna see you tomorrow
Clicks on the sea tomorrow. I'm gonna see you tomorrow
I'm gonna come an hour before to the house an hour before what?
An hour
I'm not kidding right. She's a viral Lacey clip Lacey Lacey twitch mad
I have my like a clip of you like getting mad like like fortnight
Wait, there's hang on my car
I find it stole clicks
I don't know
Let's do it, bro.
Bro, do it.
You doing it right now?
No, I did not.
It's not that, bro.
I don't know.
I just need to start there.
I genuinely think now that I'm almost washed, I'm washed.
What do you mean, I'm washed?
That's actually weird.
How am I washed at the lip thing, bro?
I mean, clearly you can't really tell you know what it is.
I'm missing you a fat.
Oh my god.
I'm getting off. I got his business, bro. Can you throw up here, right?
Guys, I gotta go to a business dinner, bro. I'm gonna catch up, bro.
Are you actually paying $40 grand or is that, is that cash?
No, it's full real.
Like, you're, no, you're sending him $40 grand?
I'm sending him $40,000, yes.
All right, try to lift him once. I'm going to try once.
Please.
All right, chat.
Hey, Jack.
W stream in the chat.
I can't do the lip thing.
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