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06-05-2026 · 12h 03m
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Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Hey, how we feeling today?
It's Friday.
I have a question.
Are you guys still in school or is it officially
summer vacation?
question because I don't I don't know usually for me back in PA school would end on June 6th
today's the last day 16th is the last day one more week okay so I'm seeing some people are like
already out of school some people have a week left some people this might be their last day today
Okay, fuck it, my kids got out today, holy shit, well you have kids, but hey, it's almost
summer vacation, it's almost summer, bro, summer, I'm so excited for summer, I'm gonna
be honest though, for me, I don't really feel summer anymore because every day that
ass feels like summer vacation to me, I don't know, but congratulations to all of you guys
for successfully finishing another grade and it's almost summer time man you guys excited
for summer go ride your bikes with your friends down the block go to the go to the water park
maybe watch lacy streams uh play video games all summer what here's my question to y'all
when you guys are on summer are you guys the type of kids and people to like go outside
play sports with your friends, ride your bikes, or you guys more of the types that just like sit
inside and play video games and watch streams and YouTube. Sit inside, inside, inside, outside. Okay.
So, me, the type, I'm gonna tell you all the type of kid I was. When summer vacation hit for me,
Me, I personally, I was the type of kid where it was too hot out for me.
So my summer vacation, I just, the pinnacle of my summer vacation was not having to leave
my house because I feel like, and here's the things that parents don't understand about
summer vacation.
And I know that there's people that can relate to this.
parents they think that once summer vacation hits, that means you're about to be outside
every single day in the summer in the hot sun, running around, playing with your friends. No,
I just had to see my friends every day for nine months in school. I just had to be socially
interactive for nine months in a row in school. Summer vacation is a time for me to relax and
and die down.
I just want to sit inside in the air conditioning,
playing video games, and watching YouTube TV and streams.
Facts.
Maybe here and there once a week, I'll go outside.
But summer vacation, I was primarily inside.
Yeah, we could tell.
How many times would you jerk off during summer days?
Don't even get me started.
Oh my gosh, it depends on the day, bro.
It really depends on the day.
Cause I feel like you have those days
where it's one of the days
where you're feeling a little bit gloomy.
Maybe the game's not hitting this hard.
So you're just in your bed all day,
fucking beating your chicken maybe four or five times a day.
But I feel like summertime goons,
summertime goons don't hit as good as wintertime goons.
They just don't.
I don't know why they don't, they just don't.
My girl is at my house every day during the summer.
The sex is so good.
Like what are you typing in a Lacy Twitch chat, bro?
Like Jen, you and me just think about
what you just typed in a Lacy Twitch chat.
Whether you're lying about that
or whether you're telling the truth.
Sidemen, sweet, listen, anything y'all want me to react to?
The link is pinned right here, post it in this link.
I will be doing a thread reaction.
I'll be doing thread reactions.
I guess threads are back because Twitter community's
never got deleted.
So I guess threads are back.
But listen, today's stream, not, listen y'all.
Klicks is not coming, okay?
He, Klicks is not coming.
All right, now go ahead, put the duck smoke in cigarette,
put an L planning.
I mean, I don't know what you want me to do, bro.
I don't know who told me to do this.
So apparently there's a Fortnite live event today
that he's going live for and going to stream the live event.
And where he's streaming a live event from
is like an hour away from our house.
So he's not going to be pulling up today.
I don't know what this live event could be so important before I really don't know now
Maybe who knows maybe this is the best live event in history a lot of events. Maybe it is but I don't know
I don't know um
But yeah clicks is not coming today, but
He told me that he's coming on Sunday so on Sunday clicks will be coming to the house
They will be doing a stream of clicks. All right. I I I that's the plan
But there is at this rate a
99.99999
percent chance
That Sunday will come and there will somehow be a fucking fortnight tournament that he has to play there
It will that is a 99.9 percent chance, bro
Okay
So
Play Fortnite today.
But I, on the other hand, do have a ton of content today.
Yes, yes.
I know it might not seem like it.
But I have a ton of content today.
So first things first, today is a DAPS 35th birthday.
Today's a DAPS 35th birthday.
So I'm going to be going birthday shopping
and getting AdapT a birthday present.
He's so old and he has so much shit.
I don't know what to get AdapT for his birthday.
I really don't know what to get him.
But I think I found this store.
It's about a 25-minute drive.
And let me see how far it is right now.
Okay, it's a 28 minute drive right now.
And they have a bunch of signed movie stuff.
Like signed movie posters, signed movie statues.
So I could go there and I could get them
like a signed movie statue,
maybe if they have something he likes.
Or I could get him a walking stick, dentures,
and a wheelchair.
I was thinking about getting him that.
But I got him a life-size Batman statue last year.
I got him two collectible Call of Duty things for Christmas.
Like I'm buying a 35 year old man toys
for every single holiday.
I'm buying a 35 year old man toys.
Like I feel like I should get him something
that he can like actually use.
So here's the idea that I had.
Almost every morning I see Adapt
outside playing basketball, trying to get better.
So I don't even know if you can get this in LA at a store,
but I wanted to get him one of these.
I wanted to get him one of these
so he could just put it under the net
and he could shoot hoops
and it'll just send the ball right back to him
and he could keep shooting
and he could work on his jumper.
But I don't know, can you just go buy this at a store?
Yes, okay, what is it called?
What is this exact thing called?
Because when I searched it up,
I just searched up basketball shot catcher sender.
At Dix you can.
But this one's ass.
I want a real good one.
Hold on, Chad, it's a little hot in here.
I'm gonna go turn the AC down really quick.
Oh nice bro. Nice bro. Why is my room at 89 degrees?
If this fucking AC doesn't get fixed, I'm actually gonna get mad. I'm actually gonna get mad.
It's not an earthquake. Fuck you. Maybe get a fan.
Why would I get a fan when I live in a $27 million house that's supposed to have air conditioning?
So what do I get?
What is this called?
A Dr. Dish, Dr. Dish, Dr. Dish basketball shooting machine.
Basketball shooting machine.
So yeah, so you guys said you can get these from Dicks.
You clearly can't get these from dicks, you fucking liars.
Automatic basketball shooting machine.
So I can't, so you can't just buy these online.
You can't just buy these in store.
Nice, good to know.
Good to fucking know.
Good to fucking know, bro.
You can.
Yo, don't tell me you can
when I'm looking right now online and you can't.
All right, let me search nearby, nearby.
Yep, you can't.
You literally can't, yeah, you literally can't.
It says right here, the closest is 45 miles away.
45 miles.
Okay, so go okay, oh wait, what if I get on this one wait did what about this one Jack
what about this one you just like put it on to the hoop and then it goes through and it
It just goes right back down.
Cheap ass gift, son, $27.
Get this for him instead.
You want me to get a depth of pimped out mobility scooter with 24 karat gold?
I'm done getting trolled.
Alright let's go through calm reactions.
Let's go through the thread.
Let's go through the thread.
Alright.
Dennis is his rocket-lead car IRL, okay? And guess what? Everybody says this is the
best rocket-lead car. Everybody says, facts are no, everybody says the Fennec is the
best rocket-lead car. So I can fucking air roll and air dribble and shit now.
Silky really went to a kid's water park to record the music video?
Who said you seen him change from friends to foes?
And he got a red puffer vest on hitting the nae nae and oh no, wool.
You wanna be a nigga baby mama drama drama. That's why I keep a lot mom for the drama drama
That's why I keep a llama
Okay, I never heard that song move I never heard that song
Drama drama, that's why I keep a llama
You should watch this today. It might be at the crib
Wait, is the press conference at the crib? Can I leech off this or no?
No!
Oh my god!
It's two hours away, all the way across the map.
Maybe I'll react to it on Ron Leys vs. Lacey in ARC West FNCS.
Why did you use a picture and edit a, what is this called, a comica on my head?
Real question is, did you save clicks from the tap-tap world?
I don't know, but you're going to have to figure it out.
Jason of Ween randomly ran into Chloe Parker?
Is that Chloe Parker, bro?
Is that the...
Is that the King of Calabasas?
Holy shit!
Oh, shit.
Hey, you have to do it.
How did he know that was her?
Holy aura, King of Calabasas.
My police chase.
I always have to say, no matter what time, it's always got traffic.
And there is a lot of pedestrian activity out here as well.
These are, this is kind of like small.
Why are you running from the police in a pickup truck?
And you definitely are seeing a lot of that extra traffic out there, like you said.
And even though he's been driving slow,
Somebody might, you know, just not be aware and make a turn or why are y'all saying a run JD?
Then it's happened and we don't want to see any of that at all
Why does it look like the wheels gotta come off?
You can probably sign right there for Whittier Boulevard and East LA
But yeah, definitely getting to an area that's denser
Oh, no
We'll populate it
Wow, he's driving reckless
I don't see anything like that
But the lights and sirens from the California
I.R. Patrol probably definitely gonna be warning anybody.
Look at how I swear cops drive with zero urgency in LA.
Why are the cops driving so slow?
Drive, catch up, and knock his bitch ass out.
Drive him off the road.
That area making our way into East LA proper right there.
So it's gonna be a little bit less of that,
but then it's gonna get busy again here
in just a moment or two.
Now using that center lane again.
I'm gonna make a citizen's arrest.
No, 50, it's still dangerous, it could be deadly.
Absolutely, especially when you have intersections where people, you know, your pedestrians cross
the street.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh!
The cop is right behind him!
Yo, yo, what is the cop doing?
Like this, that's for sure.
Yeah, I'm just trying to understand why you know, this is still a pursuit
Explain the difference I guess
Tracking mode and a pursuit situation because what constitutes the tracking situation?
They can know why isn't jd typing Danny police prisoners on the ground
I you know what have not sat in a briefing and have not been
Oh, shit.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm wrong, buddy.
I'll tell you from watching and trying
to understand what's going on.
I'm going to give you the stew take on what I think
it is the difference is.
When they go into tracking mode, that's usually what they
like.
I'd tweak it, or at least two completely different sized
tires on a car.
And that would mean that the officers on the ground
completely back off.
The thinking or the logic or the reasoning behind it
is that the lights at science are the fact
that you have law enforcement right behind that vehicle
is agitating the driver.
How are they calling this a car chase?
He's going 18 miles per hour.
This is not a car chase, bro.
Am I about to have to fucking drive over there
and make a citizens play?
Should I go pit maneuvering my Cybertruck?
Because this is really starting to piss me to fuck off.
Yes.
Definitely.
So they tell the guys on the ground, the cars,
turn off your lights and sirens back off back off so that the suspect can't see
you in the rear of your mirror and we're gonna follow him in the aircraft and
get constantly give you updates on where he is you guys can go on parallel
streets you can oh my god L chase in the chat bro L chase in the chat not gonna
lie L chase like why doesn't this dude just fucking why doesn't the cops just
ram into him. Drive him off the side of the road.
It's pissing me off. All right, we'll keep tabs on that. We'll keep tabs on that.
Oh, oh, oh.
Lacey, you're looking to hear some other nine vicious songs you play.
You fancy all the time.
It's good, but let me put you onto some other nine songs.
Wait, what is nine songs?
Leaked?
Nothing's leaked, Chad.
It's just me telling my mods when I was going live.
Oh, Nine Vicious?
I heard you were the smartest at the courthouse.
Can you help me with this math equation?
I have a test tomorrow.
Okay.
So let fx, the answer c, the answer c, the answer c, it's c.
Wait, all the answers are the same.
B and C have the A, A, B and C are the same answers, right?
They're not.
Yes, they are.
Look, it's the exact same shit.
One.
the exact same variables in the exact same equation.
These A, B, and C are the exact same variables and equations.
Brother, smartness?
I'm going to say this right now.
Smartness does not equal math, OK?
That's a fact.
math does not equal equate equa- eque- equivalates to smartness.
And being good at math, is not being smart.
That's just being good at math.
I'm not, I'm a streamer, fact.
I'm not a math her.
So I don't know, I can't solve your math problem, bro.
Itb, I worry you, if- if you want me to be honest,
I'll put this in JADGBD.
No math can add GPD.
That's, that's, that's my opinion.
Thats called being smart.
That's called being smart.
Use your resources to get answers just because you don't know the answer. It's you have to use your smarts to use your resources
You can't tell me this is an aura
Shit oh god
Why is he mad? What happened?
Can we get a pilot segment after the press conference? I mean, the press conference is
apparently two hours away, so probably not. Yo, yo, Lacey, so yesterday you said we can
say anything for 30 seconds I said some slurs okay like a dumbass and I was
banned but I made an appeal and Snowy said no because it's my fault I want to
know if you think it was a fair ban or not here's my username okay let's see
what he said.
Doesn't seem to be loading here, buddy.
Twitch? Hello?
Oh God. So listen, GRWs, I guy. Listen, brother.
Um, I was saying like you guys can say anything in the chat like about me, like if you wanted to call me fat, that didn't I didn't mean you could say anything at all, you can't break twitches rules or the chat rules.
Okay.
Um, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna unban you, but please refrain from saying any bad things like that in my chat again. Thank you.
True getting high.
Elephant has been addressed.
W. Seidman.
Wait, what?
What is this?
We want to start this by saying that we as the Seidman wish JJ the best in respect
his decision to leave. We will be forever grateful for the amazing moments and memories we've shared
together. Unfortunately, his exit did not happen in the way any of us wanted it to.
That has understandably left lots of you confused and we feel like we owe you some clarity.
Hold on. It's difficult for us to address the situation and has taken some time,
but we're a group and not an individual. We don't have a spokesperson as such, and each of our
opinions and feelings differ, which is why we're using this shared statement. Ideally, we would
have loved the opportunity to give JJ the send-off he deserved, a proper farewell video, time for
everyone to process it, and a chance to celebrate everything we built together. Unfortunately,
JJ released the news before we had agreed on a mutual way of letting our audience know.
This is the end of an era, but not the end of the Sidemen. The rest of us will continue to
bring you Sidemen content with the same commitment and optimism we've always had. We look forward
to continuing the journey with you all. And thank you for always supporting us through everything.
Oh, shit.
Why are y'all saying PBM method? Yo, shut. Bro, what are y'all talking about? Like, oh, I mean,
I don't know dude, I'm trying to figure out, I don't know how to, oh wait, so they're not
like beef, no, it doesn't seem like beef, it doesn't seem like it's like beef at all.
seems just like a group statement of them basically just just said I don't
know I don't know how to how to feel about this I don't know how to feel
about this interesting interesting but and the sidemen are gonna be good
Brian and so will KSI they'll both be good the sidemen will keep making videos
sticking together and KSI will keep doing his thing.
Very, very interesting. Very interesting. Very interesting. Very interesting.
Very interesting.
Ry says that Lacey and Ark will do good in FNCS.
This is a tier one pro, by the way. Let's hear what he's got to say about your boy.
boy like I actually think they can do really good I'm not controlling because
he's not bad at all he's actually good wow tier one pro saying I'm actually good
thank you guys thank you we hear that one more time not bad at all he's actually
good what should they do like he's he's not that bad like he was good when he
like quit you know yeah like he was qualifying for stuff yeah and like
arc is like a arc is like really good like kill overcompensate in terms of
fighting for them but he just needs to not be like a like you know he said not
be a sandbag like yes so like not be dragging down like I actually arc is
not gonna be a sandbag bro arc is not gonna be a sandbag who drags me down
trust me I promise arc is art he's talking about me he's talking about you
oh I'm gonna be the sandbag yo I'm not gonna be a sandbag who drags arc down
I'm good at fortnight. I will be contesting wherever you land with Victor V. Good luck.
I'm not gonna lie. Me and Ark shit on everybody. Doesn't matter. Me and Ark or shit on everybody.
Police chase?
Being exhausted out there, you know. He's not just driving. He's probably making radio calls as
As he's driving, he's keeping it.
You're right there!
Just get in front of him!
Best dreams in the way, looking for the Italy as well.
And, you know, if opportunity are pit,
I don't think they can.
They probably have been told not to.
That's gonna be my guess.
Just get in front of them!
That happened at all.
There's one!
Yo, LAPD is useless!
He's been trailing behind this the entire time as well.
I'm sure everybody involved,
all those professionals down there,
probably sitting there going come on already and you know Roxie you get it
not one cop can go get in front of them this guy he probably this is where the
15% of my he's waving traffic away going back to Jeff oh he's just right
right so every moment he's free every moment you know he's driving that truck
Not it costs do this guy is stopping at red lights
And I know you're going to ask so let's take a look around while he stays
You know why it's not I don't see anybody
I really don't I kind of wonder who he's making these signs still. It's this guy
Yeah
or some kind of mental health issue because none of it is obviously making sense.
What is this guy doing?
Bro, he's getting the police escort!
Yeah, I would venture to say this person probably has the window down.
See if we can see, I can't see anything in the rearview mirror.
Uh, you know, oh, what was that, did he?
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Maybe he's giving it, maybe he's counseling, maybe he's just saying...
He's arguing in the middle of the road and there's 10 concords behind them.
And they're not doing anything.
You wanted to hear, yep.
And we don't want to, and honestly, don't want to see that.
And don't want to see that.
I don't want to see this guy speed up and do something that's, you know,
going to hurt somebody else, going to hurt himself.
What? Is he throwing up gang signs?
Yeah, any of it.
You know, even if they have insurance, which I'm sure they do, here you go, this is the
zone, maybe he has a little bit of...no, he doesn't.
These guys clearly not interacting with him, but he's definitely trying to interact with
them.
Welcome to my world.
What does he do?
He's calling an ISO.
He's calling an ISO.
Can you type it on him, or is it...?
Sure.
Are there any on him or is it?
Sure.
Yo, if you're in the street, wave at the helicopter.
I know it's harder when he's moving,
but I'm just trying to look.
Oh!
Actually, stopping at start is what's making it difficult.
It's not making it difficult.
Oh my god, he's in the street.
It's the swarming that gets me.
There we go.
There we go again.
Oh no.
So.
But you also gotta-
Whoa!
You gotta know this,
they definitely know this is going on.
I'm sure they've all been advised not to get-
A carjacking suspect.
I'm gonna ask Dylan here.
Dylan, is it LAPD, the helicopter involved in this?
It's, yeah, it's...
Okay.
Yeah, so basically what's going on, I just got an intense vision from Dylan, quick and
appropriate.
Whoa, why would he hijack this car out of all cars?
I'm not gonna lie, if I'm gonna go on a run from the cops for an hour and I'm hijacking
a vehicle, it's not gonna be a $14,000 pickup truck with offset wheels.
For those 20 minutes of fuel, and then hand it off to LAPD, which is, they are here, but
not involved in the actual pursuit as of yet.
So as soon as he's gotta go for fuel,
the handoff will be done and they will take it over.
But getting a little bit more agitated,
a little bit more aggressive in that driving right there,
but as far as him stopping, haven't seen that,
now he clearly-
Bro, this is sad because the cops literally could've,
no, no, this is actually pissing me off.
Imagine if God forbid, I pray that doesn't happen,
but God forbid this psychopath drives into a crowd of people,
right?
And hurts people.
And the cops had them stopped for five minutes
in the middle of an empty street
and could have pulled up and went in front of them.
But they just sit there and watch them.
Like, there we go, there we go, there we go.
We're coming back out.
And at least he's slowing down every time he sees a vehicle
and every time it comes to a red light.
That's the only positive.
But they weren't that stop-sider.
Solid.
It's a California role.
So.
Alipaylee.
Yeah, officers don't.
They don't approve.
They do not approve.
On this one, that's something else that people ask that all
the time.
It's like, is he going to get charged with every traffic
fraction?
Yeah, the answer's yeah.
No, I heard that he did, but it's just a big one.
Really?
It's just a big one.
It's just one.
What?
It's noted every single violation.
They're saying it's pilot in the car.
Note every one of them, but as far as getting prosecuted
by everyone, I doubt it.
I think it's just going to be straight out.
Well, I should be a cop.
The car tracking, that's probably going to be the big one.
And everything else is going to be failure to yield.
and or obstructing justice or whatever one that holds more.
Boom.
But as far as this guy goes, who knows?
Got some other guys out there kind of keeping an eye
on what's going on.
Oh my god.
He's cop stuck.
Yeah.
And these people are trying to get out of the way.
They hear the lights in sirens.
I'm not gonna want to just shoot his ass!
This is another opportunity where we can mention how the location is...
What are you doing?!
You could have pulled out in front of him!
Why are my tax dollars going to this moron?!
This is what officers make.
Yeah, definitely.
Definitely, this is... even if they had the okay-to-pick, they would not do it right there.
Get the police as for
Do they not have spike strips throw a fucking spike strip down
No, this is just rage bait
And he's gonna end up back in jail or end up in jail, right?
So just enjoying the freedom you can say.
But also, these are times where, for me,
I think about when Conan's looking to lose.
He's stopping at stop signs.
He's dead ass getting a police escort.
He's literally getting a police escort.
He's having that mindset makes it very dangerous.
And these are the things that law enforcement
deals with all of the time.
Oh my God.
You know, they realize that these are the people
that they come across, probably more so than you and I.
Is he still throwing gang signs up to that?
They have to realize that that's kind of their mindset.
It's like, OK, I'm going to go to jail
while you and I would be devastated.
But anyway, this is one of those ones.
Who just coughed like a fucking chihuahua in the mud?
She trucked that heavy vehicle and continued
drive it around even though it's seemingly slow still very fucking iPad
keep calm something very dangerous very quickly and this is
maybe we're gonna be so often and they're easy you know it's blowing his
fruits up hell bit rainbow but you also realize this could turn tragic in a
blink of an eye. How does a helicopter have bad service? You just don't you just
don't want that to happen and luckily this has it and hopefully this won't but
this you know the vehicle hasn't stopped yet and every time we get close to other
cars every time we come up to an intersection every time we you know
pull up to somebody and there's that interaction you just don't know oh my
god really upset bro do I even watch this shit like you know any lashes out
And it just becomes something entirely different and that's what we always worry about when we watch
What do you mean was that a red light he's running from the cops Linda
He's running from the cops. Why are you asking if he's running red lights?
The thing that person stopped yeah, he goes other drivers
on guard because
How, you know, I think about this all the time,
because when you're in a new section
and the light turns green for you to go,
maybe it's because of the job I have
and the pursuit we cover.
But I always give it a beat before I go
when that light changes.
What is she talking about?
It's a beautiful situation.
Yep.
And if you and I both probably, I mean,
I drive early morning to get to work.
And so I'm going to have to go home.
Linda is giving absolute useless calms.
Thank you.
She's just yapping.
I always, even if it's great, you always slow down.
You're always kind of looking.
You're always making sure.
Chad, what do you guys think Linda's going to say next?
Oh, looks like he just ran through a stop sign.
You know, speeding through, running a red light.
And I don't want to be the one to find out that it's his bad day.
So I make it my day in that day, too.
Yeah, but as far as this guy goes,
look for the day.
What the fuck do you mean he's making your day a bad day?
You're sitting in a studio commentating.
So, Stu, this has been going on for a while.
Oh, really?
Oh, okay, well, at least from the correct entrance.
Oh, no.
Back on, on the...
Yep.
He's going on the freeway.
He's going back to Fontana?
Oh, come on.
You can't tell me he's going back to Fontana.
We don't have fuel for Fontana, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And Fontana is wearing the phone again.
Uh, thanks Linda!
Oh no Chad, the highway!
Chad, this could get bad!
Freeway Chase!
Oh no, he's going 60 now!
Where is he getting off?
picks right here I think this is also an off-ramp again as well but you got the
options if you get back yo why is jimsy keep coffee
gonna be no I think he's gonna get back off the freeway oh my god but this guy's
boring this guy's boring as fuck
And all we see are the CHP crews are just, you know, following along, so I'm just trying
to figure out the strategy here, right?
Is it just to keep following along?
What the fuck is that guy doing?
He has to work himself to decide to give up.
No tents have been made thus far.
Yes.
that that for real I would bet you to say is the the plan I really truly believe
it and I don't mean is that a little kid on a scooter y'all what is actually a
GTA map the safest action that they could take with the best outcome you know
I don't know if the pit maneuver is you know, basically frowned upon because of the size of the vehicle or
If some you know one of their bosses
Oh my sergeant whoever might be you know said no, we're just not gonna do it
Or possibly oh my god. He's speeding up
He's speeding up approved
Maybe you've got to go to classes. It isn't like they just say okay go do this.
He's going 70!
One of those officers, none of those officers down there are pit approved.
But you think by this time that they would have been able to get somebody that is pit approved into the rotation.
Bro, what are you like...
So again...
I'm not going to lie, what the fuck is Mike talking about?
You got to get a cop that's pit approved?
He's just...
Now that's the Sears Soto building, yep it is, and making our way through Boyle Heights again, I would venture to say, Central City is what they're calling it, but yeah, we're just south of Boyle Heights, cutting across the wrong side of the road, making a slow decision, but it looks like we're going to be turning up, and heading over towards the Boyle Heights area.
Jack in a box!
I wonder, I would bet you to say that that officer that's in that lead vehicle with the canine,
he's probably chomping at the bit and wondering why, you know, he can't do that pit maneuver.
But right now, like...
What? A dog?
Let's see where this goes. Look at the kids down there.
What do you mean, look at the kids down there?
They're ready to see where the question is.
uh do how much uh how much fuel do you have at the skybox?
uh don't tell me that Dylan
what?
we have we have roughly uh i might say maybe maybe oh here we go
oh my god yes thank you finally
Finally! It only took three hours to fucking pin Manu for this moron!
That was so smooth. No, no, no, no, no.
Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not under a tree. Don't do it under a tree.
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.
I was so proud of him. I was so proud.
Oh my God, they have six cup cars and one pit maneuver zone and not a single one of
the cups uses their brain and thinks to go behind them so we can't reverse.
They just sit there and eat their donuts and coffee.
Oh my God.
Are they going to do it again?
Most likely.
Most likely.
It's just where?
Where?
What is his bit rate?
Nice my taxes just went up 1%
Just hit him off the bridge
Do it
That was that was really really sweet. That was not sweet. There's six cop cars chasing
Come to Calabasas how ram is ass off the road with my cyber truck
No, you won't yes, I will if this guy was in Calabasas on my soul. I'm going out my truck right now
I'm ramming off the road. I don't know look I'm making a citizen's arrest. I'm making a Lacey play
I'm definitely invested now especially with that pit maneuver. I want to see this cup doing it as much as
much probably as much as the law enforcement guys they're keeping their
distance again they're waiting for that right moment and it has to it has to
really be no other vehicles around and you know wide enough street probably near
an intersection and my god they're losing them
you don't know underneath the tenet and you know and as far as the driver of that
car, like I said, now he kind of knows. Now he kind of knows. It's, you know, when he taunts them and drives slow, he realizes there's a possibility that there might be another pit lane over, see what's going on down there. Yeah, they're not going to do it with all these cars right there.
Well, yeah, there's no room. I don't think the damage on that cruiser can really make it out.
Yeah, I
Looks like he's got a pretty good push bar and
It definitely is gonna have some paint swaps and some damage to the pickup truck
Hopefully the driver has all one cares about the damage to the pickup truck, dude
It's one of those ones. It's like really expect I wasn't expecting that. I thought it was just gonna come to an end
but
Well, I'm not gonna lie that driver understands the Pringle
Oh, look at the damage on the truck, guys, we're bad for sure, yeah, yeah, slowing down
again, now he's back to that whole taunt, taunt, taunt, clearly talking to somebody.
What, what, what, Rums, what, what, Rums, what?
Still close behind him, falling closely.
Okay.
Wait.
New streaming code has dropped.
has dropped
I can't fucking get in here.
I swear to god if you guys haven't already liked this video,
we're gonna get to one thing.
Huh?
Eddie, my-
Fuck, bro. Oh my god, I'll see you after this whole little thing, bro.
We dead by the light this shit on fire.
I'm dead serious, yo. We might get dead serious.
I'll miss shit a lot on Twitter, fuck it.
Yo, bro. Holy fuck, bro. Yo.
Can you guys stop?
Don't you need fucking food to my house?
Okay, cool. Wait, who is it?
Youssef, Sasquil, Guapo, Edward, and Ash.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
They got him?
Yeah.
Here we go, back on.
That's cool, Jack.
Good for them, bro.
Good for them.
Get in the house and start a group.
I guess this truck had enough gas.
Yeah, well the trucks got to see if they had plenty of fuel.
Oh no, he's back on the highway!
And as far as the pit goes on the freeway, that one I don't think is going to happen.
Do we see that? I've seen it one time.
Okay, I haven't seen it.
He's picking up speed.
Yeah, I actually saw it.
He's cutting up!
It was crazy, it was LAPD.
But at any rate, now they've stopped it actually.
I
These dudes never stop talking
But when we're off the freeway you're saying that
Maybe, maybe, maybe, I think the SUV would be better at it just because of the size and
the traction, but those cruisers are...
Wait, Chad, what is that thing on the front of the cop car?
What is that?
There's a little car, they're saying, look, made a little bit of a change.
You must have heard us talking about the five.
It changes mind right now.
What is that?
Now we're on the five.
Okay.
So...
A grappler?
In a lot of traffic, as I understand it.
Like the Fortnite item?
It is not going anywhere fast. So we're going to probably be sitting there and traffic again
California, I have a trolled task with bringing this guy to a safe end
carjacking in Fontana, that's where it all started and
a lot of freeway
Well heights East LA downtown Los Angeles some other than the districts out there, but again
have not know if I was out there in my cyber truck I would have I did ask what
I had this do roll off the side of a bridge by now not even trolling sick
it's probably just gonna be frustrating for law enforcement frustrating
probably for us as well but the drivers around them all doing what they're
supposed to do it's kind of interesting they're probably hearing those lights
and sirens people trying to move out of the way this guy stopped not murder
it's called handling business I want you to do something that is predictable it
got a big open area right there but probably not and again these guys
these law enforcement they are trained they are looking for oh my god just
touch the back of the car it has to be safe that's it it has to be safe and
will they do it again probably if they didn't want to probably do there's no
No other car!
We're getting all antsy right there.
I don't plan them.
I really don't plan them.
Do you see if the traffic has been stopped?
Shoot a tire out!
No.
I'm going traffic.
As far as log for it is now?
No.
No, they haven't done that.
There's a little bit of a traffic break behind them.
So these officers are going to basically just try to drive the speed.
I mean, they're following behind so it's like a rolling
Yo, they got to be stalling this reviews. They're definitely stalling for views, bro
Look, the viewers keep going up. They're stalling is for the viewers, bro
He's feet up a little bit get back up into traffic. Everybody's trying to get out of the way
but
But yeah, it's like this is so
Frustrating so frustrating. I was getting frustrated for me knowing that the clock is running
What do you mean it's frustrating for you? You're sitting in a fuckin' oval office.
This is your tax money, by the way.
Wait, this guy's in the helicopter?
making plans to get us the fuel that we need.
As far as somebody else coming to relieve us,
that might be happening.
Wait, let me get this straight.
Let me get this straight.
This guy's in the helicopter.
He doesn't have to be yapping and talking all this shit.
He's just supposed to be driving the helicopter
instead he's talking his fucking mouth off.
We'll be doing the Belmont Steaks Festival.
That's what viewers will see,
but we will continue the streaming online.
So that's what is happening shortly.
She's talking about a steak festival, right?
And I think our our PM shift might be arriving and
And taking over that's what I was okay. So send me the link. It'll still be streaming somewhere
Yes, but sad to say I won't be over it watching. I mean I might be watching
Because like I said, I I've gotten invested
Got my attention. I want I want to see this thing
This thing's never ending the cops are not even striving
This is the slowest chase of all time
How does this guy not have carpal tunnel standard? I mean my gosh, I could not move my hands that much that long
You should have been a pianist or something.
Did you just say the guy running from the cops should be a pianist?
What the fuck?
If you want to continue watching us streaming with this pursuit, that's ongoing.
We will be streaming and that's where you can catch it.
Wait, where, where, where, where, where, where?
Oroxy, that was fun. I enjoyed it.
Where?
Alright, so here we are streaming continuing. Oh
Why is he laughing he's fucking wrong. Yo, he's dying a laughter right now, right?
I want to go back to reactions, but I feel like we're too deep in now to not watch this
end.
Other helicopter is locked and loaded and ready to go and they're just waiting for the
wait for the person in the backseat and then they will be on their way to join us and we'll
get you going to get to see what happens, but I'm going to have to watch on the internet.
I'm going to be a viewer just like everybody else.
And also we lost the IFV once again, if we could get a nod to our friends at TOC to reset it, would be awesome.
I'll pick Skybox, TOC, we lost the IFV, lost the IFV.
This is insane!
Do something! You shitty cops!
We've been following this pursuit of a stolen pickup truck.
We believe as far as we've heard that there was no weapons involved,
so it might have been just a crime of opportunity.
The car had the keys in it, perhaps the engine was running,
this individual stepped in, and there we have it.
We've been on this.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Closer to 1230, but I believe it's a container around 11.
I am the driver. Just, it doesn't seem to have any intent on that.
I'm not leaking GTA 6, you moron.
I've been working with the law enforcement throughout his pursuit.
He's still windows down, making hand gestures, some kind of signals.
I have no idea if it means anything. We certainly don't know.
He's not even driving.
He's fidgety type of pursuit, I guess that would be...
Just pin maneuver him right now!
on and off, slowing down, speeding up, going in circles, just no end in sight.
No end in sight, indeed. And as far as all those hand gestures go, like I said, you know,
piano, guitar, anything, and it's like my wrist, there's kind of hurting just
What are you talking about?
He has been non-stop. He has been communicating the entire time. He's been driving. One handed, two handed.
Ow! Fuck, it is kicking like a computer.
As far as California, Iowa, and Detroit, non-stop for them as well. They have done a little slopping out right there.
Those SUVs that did that pit maneuver, they've kind of fallen back.
OK, so drive a little faster.
Yo, I'm not getting.
I'm not getting.
I don't care what you guys say about, oh, the cops aren't
allowed to drive fast.
I have quite literally seen a cop turn their sirens on an LA
and drive faster than this down a road to get to a McDonald's.
I'm not getting.
And it's not.
I don't want to hear that shit.
Some of these vehicles moving super, super slow.
I know because we are definitely a good family out here.
that Fox had Kevin whispered in my ear, not like that,
and saying, hey, you got a fixed wing,
a CHP fixed wing flying over us also.
So they've got two aircrafts,
or it's LAPD following along, they've got the helicopter.
Like, what is this guy talking about, CHP?
Yeah, sorry, and you got a plane up high.
So they're the ones that are keeping an eye on this.
They probably are thinking this might make its way
back to Fontana, that's why they incorporated that aircraft.
He's going 10 miles per hour!
As far as it going slow, like I said.
There's no other cars on the road!
And here is the.
He's just driving in front of them!
Yeah.
Look at that, look at that.
You know, get your ducks in a row, get their pit up, pit up.
He couldn't take us down.
He's done five miles an hour there.
But anyways, yeah.
Yeah, and he got that freeway wide open for him there,
for a minute or two. So as long as he's up close to these other vehicles, I'm pretty sure
they're definitely not going to.
Well, then what happened?
He wasn't.
Yeah, he wasn't. But, you know, again, I'm going to make an excuse for law enforcement.
What's your excuse for law enforcement?
Maybe they didn't do it because they didn't want to have an incident on the freeway blocking
all lanes on the southbound 710 because they want to keep the traffic moving the best they
can.
That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair for two hours plus. Yes. Two hours plus. Yeah, that would have been brutal. This probably wouldn't have taken two hours, but it would have taken some time.
Anyway, I don't know if that was the reason or perhaps it was something else, but, you know, they didn't take advantage of it. And, of course, there's probably some sort.
They know the reason why we can only guess.
That's probably where it goes with all of this.
As far as that suspect, we can only guess
what he's doing too.
He is just gonna be kind of moving along here
very slowly like he has been.
Like, he's going eight miles per hour.
Maybe it's just me, but if I was one of these civilians
on the road and I saw this, I'm turning my car into him
and I'm hitting him, I don't care.
I know I'm going to jail.
I'm just going to do as much of this as I can until this truck runs out of gas or something
happens and it comes to a stop.
But these guys right here, I'm pretty sure this guy has been with it for a six or seven
months as long as we have.
You've got to think he's frustrated as well, especially with that clean pit.
They've got a six or seven car.
We're going to do something different.
Yeah.
He's stuck there.
Yeah.
You know, don't you hate it when people get in the gore point like that and then just kind of push their way in in front of you?
I did that all the time.
Just like, come on, God! He's in traffic!
I had to get to work.
Is that you, Roxia?
That was me. I had to get to work.
Yeah, well, I hear you. I hear you. I hear you.
Did you apologize though? Were you like doing an excuse?
No, I just avoided an eye contact.
He's going to prison. No shit!
I usually apologize. I'm not going to lie at this point. This might sound like terrible. I don't know if I'm going to get away. I'm genuinely rooting for the criminal. I'm rooting for the criminal to get away at this point. The cops don't even deserve. They don't even deserve to find them.
They don't even deserve to find them. Look at him waving at the, what is he doing?
It just seems so random.
Right?
I'm not telling you, my fingers are hurting just watching.
You think I'm being sarcastic or joking, I'm being serious, that hurts.
But I can tell you the other, our relief is in route.
So it's probably just their flight time to get here.
Oh, I've been now dealing with saying that it's getting down to the wire for us, so you
might, we might have to leave in between.
I don't want to leave you here all by yourself.
It's okay, my relief is...
I have to talk to him.
No, please don't leave us with Linda, please!
Okay, alright.
It might be something we do together.
Yeah, we'll kind of...
Yeah, I was going to say, we'll bail at the same time.
We'll bail at the same time.
But the pursuit continues.
And if you know anybody that's on the 7-10, you know what I mean?
the same time. We'll be able at the same time. But the pursuit continues. And if you know anybody
that's on the 710, you let them know. Text them. Say, hey, don't look at your text. Hopefully,
you have a car that does hands-free. And you can let them know that there's a pursuit coming your
way. Did this guy just tell everybody on public breaking news to text people that are driving
on the freeway? Yo, dude!
Slowed down quite a bit.
You just told everybody to break a law!
That weird jerken of the wheel. Back and forth.
Back and forth. Back and forth.
Did the washing machine in there.
I don't know what he's thinking.
But look, everybody-
They're asking for a recap.
So if you guys are watching right now, what's going on?
No, no, we don't need another recap!
Started in Fontana.
Carjacking vehicle.
been on the freeways for most of the time, but did make its way all the way into downtown Los Angeles area.
We were in a lot of tight streets. There was a lot of slow moving, a lot of hand gestures,
and all that damage you see right there, that was from us pit maneuver.
It was clean, it was sweet, and it was perfect. No, it was not. It was the worst pit maneuver I've
ever seen in my life. It was not clean or smooth. You think they one cop barely tapped him,
And then he just hit the reverse button. Do not let this moron line you know, California, Iowa patrol
They're the ones that have taken it over
Plotana PD. They are still with it. They're gonna be the ones that take that suspect into custody
No injuries as of yet. Hopefully it stays like that. That suspect continues to loot officers. No, just shoot the car
Some showboat shoot the tire
In gta the cops would always shoot my tires out
All right, everybody, Stu, thank you for that, Stu, just so you know, Oroxia Carpadia, and
she is concluding her work here at Fox 11 for the week. We appreciate her and all that she did
for this pursuit. This is Marla Teyes now jumping on to the Fox Local Stream. It is just about 2.10
the afternoon. I am catching up to what you've been walking through. That's Fox Local Stream.
GGs bro, we're fucking stuck with Stu.
At this point, you just got a big recap, nice recap from Stu Midell up in Skybox.
It started in Fontana, now we're in East LA, a car jacking suspect in this truck.
There was a pit at some point throughout this pursuit, a technique that's often used in
these situations, but that didn't stop this truck.
So spun it out for a bit, but then it kept going.
No, in the shuttle!
I was too keen to hear it.
I'll stay for a little bit.
Yes, definitely, I'm sorry.
I would definitely can hear you and, oh.
Go buy this and save the day.
When I'd be allowed to do, it's not going to lie.
I got some type of contraption.
I could take them.
Me and Ron could take the potato gun out right now
in a cyber truck.
We'll have Drew drive the cyber truck,
me and Ron in the back, and we'll
launch a potato gun right at the fucking car.
I'm not kidding.
That damage that you see right there, that's what you were talking about.
That was the pit maneuver.
If you watched it, it was nice.
It was just perfect.
He's not even driving.
It's just not what we wanted to see, though, the guy putting it in reverse.
Oh, what's he doing right now?
Maybe we're out now.
He's a cat mouse.
He's a cat mouse.
Do we know?
Cat mouse.
More?
More?
Let me ask you a few questions before I lose you.
I'll get pit maneuvered!
There's not a car, but there's a bio-radius!
You bring them up just because I was on KFI with Gary.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Then I got on, made my way down to the station here,
so here I am, so I'm glad to be able to join you, Stu,
before you have to refuel.
So at what point did this pit maneuver happen?
And also, just one suspect, as far as we know.
What if he has a weapon?
They already pit maneuvered him once
and just sat there in the car by his side
and there were no weapon.
He doesn't have a weapon, bro.
This is not a fucking like, this guy's not a threat.
He's sticking his hand out the window,
throwing up game signs.
He's coked the fuck out.
He's more of a weapon being in the car.
The pit maneuver was actually done by that, not that one.
I wonder if they're even still here.
It was one of the big Tahos
and it was on the surface streets in downtown.
There was one of these right there.
There was definitely a K9 unit.
And it was really, like I said, as far as execution,
it was perfect.
You know, there was really no skidding, no nothing.
And it just was that bump.
And the other car came in.
They did the book.
What is Shin's going to do from the UK?
Is Shin's going to call in the fucking UK police?
What are you all fucking talking about there?
And then the driver just kind of threw in a reverse
and it got out of it.
I know we're doing that.
We're streaming right now.
So turning tape might be difficult or we don't do it.
At any rate, it was really something to see.
Stay tuned, watch for the later shows.
You're definitely gonna see it.
But as far as that driver,
he's just been driving really slow.
He's been doing a lot of these hand gestures
out of the windows.
Oh, Stu, shut up!
The guitarist, or maybe played piano.
The movement, it's just,
it's been nonstop since we picked this up.
Almost, like almost more than an hour ago.
When the window's up right now,
to say he's not doing those hand movements but look at that just driving kind of slow like he said cat and mouse
The officers me being frustrated probably not that important those officers being frustrated
Why there's at least four cars
The ones that have basically been with it since the beginning and Fontana PD they are trailing behind and they are gonna
find it's not a three-fail city they're the ones that are going up doing the
actual custody of the paperwork as it was done. Is that exactly what I was looking for?
They've got to be around somewhere. As far as the... Good. Is this a combo then? Mutual support between Fontana and CHP
or at this point the CHP and the lead? As far as policy goes, the way it's always been explained to me is there is no multi-task pursuit.
pursuit. It's either one or the other. So Fontana probably, he would have had to say,
we're giving the, we're giving the pursuit to you, the California Highlander.
All I'm saying is if I was a cop, and I was chasing the same car for an hour and a half,
over an hour and a half, on every person in this chat's life, on everything I love, he's
not still going to have four tires. I'm popping at least one of his tires. I'm throwing a
a spike trap out. I'll shoot the tire if I have to. This motherfucker is not getting
an hour and a half chase with me son. His car would have been off the side of a bridge
by now.
It's always been explained to me. It's like one agency, one pursuit, one agency.
Right. That's what I was thinking. And when you mentioned Fontana, I was thinking, you
know, that's interesting if they're still a part of it. But yeah, CHP has taken it over.
It originated in Fontana where what we call a car jacking suspect. In other words, portally
stole this truck, looks to be some sort of a work truck perhaps, damaged significant
there on the driver's side. That's because that's where pit maneuver was, I would say,
not just attempted, it happened. It was a successful pit maneuver.
No, it wasn't.
The truck for a moment, but then did not disable the vehicle clearly because here we go. Now
we're taking an off-ramp here. This is the 710. We're in the Compton area now. It looks
like the where we go my god he's coming to Calabasas Shaq long beach he's
coming to Calabasas I might have to go take the cyber truck out gotta give a
shout out to it's bucky she's probably not watching on the internet but I got
that family out here anyways we'll see where this goes definitely slow moving
but that doesn't mean it's coming to an end this guy's been driving so long time
maybe he was trying to conserve fuel you know what fuel prices are even if you
You know, he just got to be careful.
I promise the guy who stole a car and is being followed by 16 cop cars is not worried about
the fuel prices.
Like what the fuck is stew saying?
Oh my God, stew's an idiot.
You think he's going to stop at a gas station real quick?
Yeah, so definitely not getting on the wrong beach Boulevard.
And we're going to just keep it definitely seems to be very industrial.
I don't know if you were watching earlier on, but there you go wrong side of the road. Yes, not unusual for him red lights
He has stopped at some he ran through a couple of others. I haven't seen any close calls
Let me ask you that but definitely a lot good. Have we heard anything? Of course one person always said, you know
Someone just said it to me inside the car
Buddy, I'm live on stream right now. I have a full alibi. I
Have an alibi
I'm live right now watching the chase. It's clearly not me inside the car
That made it a crime of opportunity. Hey, you know, we don't know how this vehicle was taken
Maybe it was a strong arm. Maybe this guy came up threatened the guy. Maybe there was a physical altercation
I don't know but you know a lot of times. This is just a
Somebody's a you know keys are in it sitting at the gas station guy jumps in takes off. Is that a car jacking?
You know, I don't know the technical, I don't know the legal...
Brother, he's stopping at stop signs!
These cops fucking suck!
Like a pack of wolves chasing a wounded sheep.
You know, it's like, are they gonna, are they gonna pounce?
Are they gonna do it?
This would be the place.
Right.
That's why I'm here.
I'm coming to a shop.
Yeah.
the air i'm wondering why
cp because usually ccp has more of an aggressive strategy when it comes to
these pursuits are wondering if they know
well certainly they know more than we do about
you know what they're dealing with the house behind the wheel
uh... but why at this point when it seems to be a wild gg where is he low
and i don't know
uh... the freeway here
why they're not just being a little bit more aggressive to finally bring this
to an end
Well, you know, I can say that, uh, you know, just fucking ram into him!
You're right there! You fucking retard!
Maybe there's a saying, hey, don't do it again.
Or, I think more logically would be the vehicle has to be moving at a certain speed.
It has to be going fast enough for it to slide.
If, you know, when it's moving slow like that, maybe it's not enough speed to get it to spin that tail around.
Maybe there isn't enough room for another officer to get to get around it to block it
Maybe they're like, okay, the guy knows he can use reverse. Let's block the back this time around
There's a lot to build a lot going on down there when we watch these, you know
It's always easy to arm show
These guys so if he stops at a stop sign
Why doesn't this cop just go drive in front and cut him off so he can't go straight anymore and then guess what now?
Now he has a cop in front of him and he has 18 cop cars behind him and he can't do anything.
Successful.
If it's outside of policy, they could get in trouble.
I know.
I know it sounds ludicrous, but that is the world we live in and that is the world of law
enforcement.
Right.
So here we are, if you're just joining us on the Fox Local 3 and this is the suit that's
been underway for hours involving what we're told is a carjacking suspect.
So carjacking involves somebody else involved in that that person was threatened with violence
and that vehicle was then taken, I'm just, make...
No, a car jacking means someone else was involved, Linda?
Really? Really?
Well, perhaps some sort of a summer camp, hard to tell, but...
Why are you assuming it on the key?
What's going on?
I wonder if that's gonna inspire that young lad to be an officer someday.
Anyways, yeah, they're just going right by it and it is it is almost it is it is a spectacle of some point
You know we can poke a lot of fun at these things, but it is definitely still very very dangerous
We pointed this out earlier on this guy could you know my god hammer that gas wait not an SUV
He's got to be a head there, but he's going ten miles an hour in a residential neighborhood
And you're telling me there's not a single cop that can go around the block and cut them off from the front
not a single cop has been four miles per hour not a single cop wants to go
around and cut him off it's yeah it's trash day for sure but it makes you
wonder maybe he knows this area maybe this is his location because a lot of
times when this chases go to a neighborhood like this that vehicle
you know they'll throw it in park the door will pop open or not throw it in
Park the door will pop open and they'll take off running this could be what's
going on right here the F2 K9 unit is behind there and came out is gone right
Dylan is being very polite and saying stew if you start wrapping it up we need
to go to Long Beach for fuel so I'm gonna start to wrap it up I'm gonna hand it
off to you I yes do it call that's for sure
Well, I know it's too much, but I'll do my best.
I'll do my best, yeah.
Thank you to you and your crew.
Thank you for that.
Anyways, don't thank you for that.
We appreciate your love.
Alright, we're gonna go?
Alright.
Don't leave us with Linda!
To our P.F. colleagues.
Alright, Stu, you have a great weekend.
Thank you so much.
You'll be safe on the road.
It's getting home.
And we're working on what we're how we will transfer to another we will have a live look so stick with us here on the Fox local stream
This is underway in Compton now, but this is a marlowe along ways away in Fontana
Stu made the
Observation that maybe this suspect who is by the way the carjacking suspect
Maybe they have ties to the Compton area. Maybe maybe not
It's hard to tell given just the distance between where the start wait this guy's a gang member
And very slow going on these surface treats, which of course is a blessing because he stopped bad things could happen
All right, we've pulled over
We've seen that before we've seen this multiple times the cat let me in the street. Let me in the street
No, no, no, no, no, let's get into replay here
So you see a guy you see a guy who's been running for an hour and a half
You see him stop on a side of the road instead of one of the cops going and cutting him off
You open your door and just fucking weasel dazzle your way out. No sense of urgency at all
Or is in fact oh spike strips deployed spike strips not quite far enough guns drawn
What are you doing?
I'm just saying, okay, guns.
This is what my tax dollars go do.
This has been going on for hours, almost two hours in fact.
What the fuck is that spike strip?
What is that?
I made millions of dollars in taxes and you can't even know a spike strip?
Strips deployed.
Spike strip deployed.
It's a cat for a ghost.
The driver, the suspect, obviously saying,
OK, you didn't get me, and I'm going to keep going.
So we saw the spike strips to put the box in.
So this was definitely planned.
We got a box in.
Finally.
The suspect started in Fontana, could be ending here in Compton.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
All right, fully boxed in.
Stu, do we have you still?
Yeah, yeah, you still have us.
Why is Stu back?
I tell you, I just wanted to see this thing come to an end.
The reverse lights are off.
That's a big plus.
Probably putting it in the park.
But these cops are holding each other's hands
with their guns out.
We kind of fell farther behind the pack.
So this is kind of a little bit of an alarm shot.
But I definitely wanted to see this come to an end.
And then you got to hand it to them.
You got to hand it to California Highway Patrol.
They did it.
They did it.
And they did it safely.
Run!
We got some folks out there and copped it.
Everybody's got a cell phone.
Everybody's got to see this thing coming to an end.
This one coming to an end in front of their house.
No!
In this confident neighborhood.
Actually, Linwood.
We've got to give Linwood a shout out.
But the door's definitely open.
And he is kind of doing his own thing.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, yeah!
Get his ass done!
Sick of him!
Sick of him!
Sick of him!
Pretty much for over an hour.
Wow.
So, you know, he needed to stretch his leg.
He's got it on the bed, literally.
God damn it, dog.
He's biting the shit out of him.
So the canine was deployed and got that suspect as soon as the suspect was deployed.
Yep.
And you know what, take the, you have to take the other shot.
I love you guys, but we definitely have to go with it.
Yo, he might dead ass have a lawsuit.
I'm not even folding after all this.
He walked out with his hands up, no weapon, no, no threat, and they let a canine dog
run at him and tackle him and bite him.
dead-ass might have a lawsuit, bro. This camera is working to get to the scene in
Linwood. Oh, I didn't see him start running.
The Fox Local Streams. Go to dog is still blind enough.
What was a dramatic pursuit? Oh!
This started in Fontana 1230. Sit, boy. Sit, sit, boy.
The first to pick it up. Here we are almost two hours later at 225. This pursuit coming
to an end in Compton, Linwood, and right now, I'm getting a look at a direct shot of it
and seeing that the suspect is down on the ground, that canine was deployed.
Officers are putting, clearly trying to have, trying to put the cuffs on the suspect, and
there are several officers on this suspect who is down on the ground.
One canine officer is now holding that canine back, and it looks like just now,
we're getting those cops on CHP officers who couldn't stand with their helmets on are in fact
Facts to be honest saying I know I know that fucking brown is piping hot
In custody just finally we did it and I'm just to be clear thank you so much
Hold on Chad I gotta go pee real quick
Producer Joya thank you for the live look here this is what I'm seeing with you along here on the stream
So this is a neighborhood in Linwood this brought out a whole lot of people
people with the cell phones, you can see them on the bottom of your screen as they capture
this live right in their front yard literally.
And here we go.
Suspect is now being picked up essentially in CUS, hard to get a good look at that suspect.
At a male suspect, we can tell you that.
And they haven't yet cleared the vehicle, but it looks to be that he would be the only
person there.
That's what we were hearing.
Now, it's just a matter of seconds until the suspect will be put into this CHP cruiser.
So a long way to travel, again, started in Fontana, and in Linwood, Jason DePauw.
Thank God, bro.
And we think they finally arrested him, put him in the back of a cruiser.
Wait, Chad, real question.
How long is this guy going to go away for?
Mario's saying W vape, wait, he had a vape on him?
You, I do not have a vape on me, he'll be out by tomorrow?
There's no way he'll be out by tomorrow after that.
All right, back to the calm.
Okay, let me just refresh you.
Let me refresh the calm and the thread.
Um, here.
Okay, okay.
This is Yana?
Hey, Yana, you thought it was over. We're roasting again.
You can't even roast.
Nah, yeah I can. You just mad.
He being for real.
Nah, listen to this. That's why you drink Sprite.
Sprite do be busted.
For real. Sprite is gross.
For real.
That's why you have a poster in your room, Yana. My walls are completely black.
Ooooo.
Dang!
Ooooo.
What the fuck?
Bro, what is this?
for real that's why you got food in your house yeah I got no for real real
like who has food up in the cab honestly y'all are you mad cuz he cooked in
you game for it a young
She was doing this at 13. What were you doing? At 13? Bro, at 13? I was a fucking... I was...
Bro, I was in states... I was in states basketball. I was in states basketball.
Are you planning to go to any World Cup games this summer?
Yes, I am going to World Cup games, Mary.
Yes, and I also want to announce right now, everybody's been asking, Lacey, World Cup
is starting soon.
Lacey, World Cup's in a week.
Who are you riding with?
And I've done a lot of thinking, I've done a lot of research, and the team that I'm going
to be supporting throughout the World Cup,
the team that I'm gonna be betting on every single game
to win the World Cup is Spain.
That's right, Lacey is riding with Spain,
not only as a team, but as a country, all right?
Spain is going to the finals.
We're going to the finals.
La Media Mall is bringing us there.
Let's go Spain.
Yes. Why are y'all saying GG Spain? LaMigna malls injured?
He's good now. Bet. Bet. Now, I'm going to be going to the game. So I'm going to tell
I'm going to be going to a game in, all right.
I got invited to the opening game in LA.
I don't even know what teams are playing though.
But I don't know if I'm going to go.
I don't know if I'm going to go.
I'm deciding yet.
I'm deciding.
I don't know if I'm going to go
because it's like an off-stream thing.
And I don't, you know what I'm saying?
But I'm going to be going to a game in New York
and I'm also going to be going to a game in,
am I going to the one in Vancouver Drew?
Yeah, I think I'm gonna be going to the game in Vancouver in Canada I
Think I think so I might be doing like a like a little Canada trip and then going to one of the games in Vancouver
Or no, it was Toronto Toronto the one in Toronto not Vancouver Toronto
Watching what the NBA finals game
Yeah.
What did I miss?
What is this?
Bro, you didn't even have to AI this.
You didn't even have to AI this.
I actually put this on yesterday, not AI.
Yes, this is.
Piggy, how did your corporate dinner go?
It actually went very good.
I had a very, very good business dinner last night,
still deciding if I really want to make that equity play.
But it was a very nice dinner.
I got a steak.
I got a sparrigus.
And I got cheesy potatoes.
No, no, yeah.
What is this?
The most important thing in life, always be the people in this room, right here, right
now.
Salute me from India.
Oh, I already watched this, actually.
Chad, do you guys think Fast and Furious is the top five movie series of all?
Tara Yummies, Happy Birthday, and at Phase Adapt.
Aw, look at Adapt with the little ghosts at the Halloween store with Tara.
Aw, look at Adapt on FaceTime.
Is he shaving?
Or is that a vape?
Aw.
Oh, they were getting an IV together.
Oh.
At a party together.
Oh.
Please go.
When I walk it like a bird, like a cat, do it again, when it's on your side, I'll hit, I'll hit.
Now, it's actually tough. It's actually tough. I really like this K-pop group. I really like the black label. Really like that. Very good.
Your rage got heated at Archean OSCS for bringing up Cathalina.
Wait, what? Who is Cathalina? Am I not caught up on a lore?
Switch.
On.
On.
On.
Switch.
On.
Switch.
On.
Switch.
On.
Switch.
On.
Switch.
On.
Who?
I don't know.
That's what she did though.
What?
I'm not caught up on lore?
What the fuck?
Bro, I think you were spreading the truth.
I called her brother.
She cheated with her cousin?
I need someone to send me a story.
Here's the context.
Ex-boyfriend of Twitch streamer, Kathalina, exposes her of cheating on him with her blood cousin?
My fucking girlfriend cheated on me with her cousin.
See, I mean, she's got...
Damn, that's one hell of a way to start the video.
Were you leaving intros in the past? Jesus Christ!
My fucking girlfriend cheated on me with her cousin.
See shit like this ain't even funny cuz I wouldn't have even wished this on my worst enemy
Who the fuck prayed on my downfall this much for some shit like this to happen to me now
I'm not gonna drop no names or anything, but y'all know who she was
You know I posted with her, you know, obviously she's my ex now
I don't even know I said girlfriend bro
We made content together every day for a couple years and all of that ended recently
I had to call it quits bro as of last week. I had to call it quits, but I caught her cheated on me
In my house, keep in mind, I paid all the bills in this motherfucker, bruh, and she talked about
that's the shit on me with her blood cousin, bruh. So lately, bruh, I've been noticing she's
always on FaceTime with this nigga, bruh, and it's her cousin, bruh. She's always on FaceTime
with her cousin, but it's like, what normal person would think that's weird? Like, that's her cousin.
Like, I thought it was on some normal ass shit, like, you know, like, I guess I didn't realize
that they were sleeping on the phone together, that every time I would come near her, she would go
on me or whatever. But that's not the point. She was in the shower and I heard her talking
on FaceTime. So that was like a red flag. So I walked near that restroom. Like this
is my restroom and there's like another room and another restroom over there. I walked
near that restroom and the doors are locked, which is also suspicious because why are you
locking the door? But I heard her say the word Gaines as in like Jim Gaines. Gaines?
Gaines?
Come on, her mouth. And what's on her? Gaines and yams. What does that mean? Gaines and
yams.
I'm like, who are you on FaceTime with and why are you talking about? Yeah, it's my nigga
So basically I have like a little cat litter box, but it's like a AI advanced
$900 litter box that has a camera for some reason and oh shit
Restaurant so I was able to connect to that shit
And I basically see her at the mirror of her restroom with her phone
Plop up you know the FaceTime shit was on her camera was on and she was on FaceTime just showing straight yams to that nigga
I'm talking about 360s in the camera, grabbing yams, just everything.
What is yam? I don't know this. What is yams?
What is yams?
Ass?
You can bro, she's a badass, thank you, bro. And at that moment, bro, my heart sunk, bro.
I was like, damn, it's Gigi. She just cheated on me. But that's not how it ended, though.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I didn't want to make it seem like I knew when I caught her and she was
gonna try to play with them. So I walked up to her room. I'm not gonna door. I was like,
Let me see her phone real quick.
I grabbed her phone and I noticed her like grabbing that shit.
Like, but like not really grabbing it to him like the way where she made the auditions hide herself like so
I just grabbed it and sped what to my room and then I locked my door.
That's when she started banging on my door.
Yo!
Open the door.
Give me my phone.
No matter what happens, we can't have any hidden resentment or bad feelings that could
fuck our bond up.
Like if we go through a breakup or some, obviously it might not feel good.
but no matter what we can, we can't have hidden resentment after.
If we feel something, we gotta say it and talk about it.
Wait, what?
Hey, asshole!
Okay, I have closed the door, do you open the door, please?
What is that? You can send text in private grail?
What?
Oh, shit.
I'd just be worried from us getting this intertwined like if we had to end it I would be heartbroken
Hello?
Hello?
I'd be thinking this shit isn't going to go nowhere not because neither of us don't want it to but because it can't and that'd be fucking me up
Yeah. Like I really wish we was just-
In the-
I really wish we just were cousins.
Please, please, I'm gonna die!
You know, that's like a psychopath game.
You're a psychopath!
Fuck me!
But you-
You really are fucked up in the head.
Please, fuck me!
No, I'm good. I'm good.
What are you doing with him?
I'm good after you, bro. Get out of my house.
I'm good!
Get out of my house, bro.
I told you-
I feel you. I think I am in deeper too. Every time I think of the future, I always picture you in it.
Please, sir! You have to please, please, please open the door and just talk for it.
If this isn't it, let me just talk to you.
No, this is it, gang.
Okay, that's fine. Let me talk to you, no!
Maybe I have a problem!
I feel way more endearment towards you and more disconnect from Kenneth.
I feel I can visualize you as a boyfriend figure.
The cousin stuff be fucking me up in a different way too.
like I'd be worrying this shit is a fruitless love.
What's a fruitless love?
T-Shirt!
I went through her notes, went through everything,
and I've seen tons of explicit photos from her and him.
And then I went through the test list of just,
and there was a bunch of weird shit going on.
She was talking about that negabee boyfriend material.
She was saying she feels a disconnect from Kenneth. She was saying all types of shit, bro
And honestly, bro, I wanted to crash out at that moment
But obviously I couldn't because I would go to jail and you know
I'm a good I'm a good civilian. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna crash out over a girl
But it was sick to see to be honest for like I genuinely was throwing up. I'm not reliable. That's all my homeboys
I was calling them. I was in my restroom throwing up just nonstop, bro
I mean everything I ate prior to that I threw it all up
it was sick bro. So yeah once I found that shit out bro I got my phone I took pictures of everything.
I wish I scrolled some more but you know I like once I seen that I was just ready to kick her out
bro. I took pictures of all the pictures she took for him all the pictures he said. Whoa!
And her text messages everything.
Bucket list, nut on face, eat off body, sex tape, head videos, hand job plus spitting
in mouth, handcuffing, tripod video, public quickie, movie.
Why does someone in a chat just type, who leaked my notes?
You guys are sick, Fox, bro.
Wait, this was her bucket list that she had with her cousin or just a bucket list in general?
And Brex, all on my phone just in case she wants to fucking deny or lie to me, it was
all on my phone.
I gave her a phone back, told her she had to go.
I'm so sorry, you can't do that.
I don't care, you can't.
There's nothing you can say to me right now.
You did what you did, you got to face that, you got to go.
You gotta go.
This is something I'm gonna do for you, sweetie.
This is something that in all of my relationship, I've always, always loved you.
And I can't believe it all.
I'm sorry, I can't.
I don't care.
For what?
Here.
I've always had a close relationship since you guys were together.
And I think, like, honestly, I'm missing some of those shit.
I think like we had some psychological shit going on already
other because we were just like a point of view
that we were like really close to a certain part of it.
We got family members and those.
And one of the things I was really wondering about though
that you know, if you were in this different than how I wanted you to be.
So you fuck your cousin.
So you fuck your cousin, so you fuck your cousin, and you need help, bro.
And um, yeah, she's not with me anymore, we're not with each other no more, but it's just
like, bro, hey, all my yo-goos out there, bro, learning the scares, you can't trust
these girls no more, right?
Oh, this is insane, I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, isn't it a, isn't that illegal?
I'm not trippin'?
What do you mean by that?
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Everything that she had is cooked now.
Was she like a... I've never heard of her personally,
But was she like a big streamer?
Was she a big streamer?
So to be honest, she can never spark up another stream.
She's cooked.
I don't understand why are people getting rage?
Like, why are people somehow involved in rage in this bullshit?
It has nothing to do with rage.
It's his friend, okay?
You retards act like rape, like y'all act like because someone's acquaintances with somebody,
you know what they got going on in their daily personal life that they, like just because
someone's friend or something, that doesn't mean they know what's going on in their deepest
darkest secrets bro. Like what does rage have to do with anything? It's not, it's not his
sister. What are y'all saying? Here we go with the crying segment because your friend did
something bad. So, I mean, that's just the most sped comment I've ever heard in my life.
That's the most sped comment I've ever heard in my life. So, let me look at this straight.
If tomorrow I did a stream with someone and then two months later it came out that that
That person stole a vehicle, robbed a store, and ran someone over.
You think that means that I knew that that was going to happen because I did a stream
with them.
That means that I could predict the future and predict that they were going to do that.
No, bro.
You guys just try to correlate negativity to people who are around the area.
You are a literal AI sheep.
AI sheep, bro.
This has nothing to do with rage at all.
Literally nothing.
If you think rage knew this was going on,
you're delusional and you're just trying
to find a reason to hate someone.
But that whole story is crazy.
I'm not gonna lie, that shit is insane.
Son, she dead made a kick sub-a-thon?
I think I hit every point.
What?
You're telling me to get a C at Madison Square Garden.
It's minimum eight bands in the nose bleeds.
Eight bands in the nose bleeds.
Holy shits!
How much is quartzite then?
Oh my god quartzite has to be like a hundred K.
Silky spotted Lacy heading to a business dinner.
Yeah, man.
He's going now.
You ending?
Yeah.
What are you about?
Oh, wait, don't tell you what you're about.
Oh!
How is this caught?
I told y'all I was ending to go to a business dinner.
How is this caught?
I literally told...
I said this was the reason I was ending.
Shit!
Is that an APA or what?
Is that an APA or what?
Is that a 1 out of 40?
I said I said dinner looked good based off this
Okay, this is AI this is AI
Show the bill I didn't pay for the bill when you go to a business dinner. You don't pay
pay. You don't pay, bro. They pay for you. They're taking you out to dinner to talk about
their business. I get free dinner. Well, well, well. Yo, yo, yo, you guys are dumb.
Find me any type of proof that I went to dinner with Darla last night.
You can't because I went to a business dinner.
Lacey willingly participated in a humiliation ritual.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh.
You're making me sick.
Come on.
I love you.
You're sick, look at this, look at this.
Different.
You go this way, go up.
Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my.
Now say thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Now, can you do squats while you do that?
Thank you, thank you.
Business dinner by the way.
Is it for?
Net-former?
Yeah.
Let's get the drink to Edward's mom's neighbor.
Whatever that cream is inside, I want it inside of me more.
Like, yeah, guys, because in the last day,
I grew my hair back out curly and dyed it brown.
Yeah.
You guys caught me, bro.
You guys caught me.
Yep.
You guys caught me.
Yep.
I had different hair just for dinner last night.
like whatever you wore a week yeah okay yeah yeah you guys got me bro I wore a
week I wore a fucking week for sure
people that support a different country in the world cup what is wrong with you
I mean if your country doesn't play in the world cup I get it which is another
team that you can support Italians do that every four years people from India
are even proper lifelong fans of different national teams.
Mostly Brazil, Argentina, Germany, and Portugal.
And I totally respect that, as we all know India
have never played a World Cup and without the World Cup.
Oh my god, like here you go!
The fucking fan police!
Tell me who I am and am not allowed to be a fan of.
There, I don't think there will any time soon, sadly.
All people that are part of an ethnic minority
that doesn't have a national team
and they don't feel represented by the nation they live in.
I understand, that is, of course, an exception.
But if your country plays in the World Cup
and you still decide to support a different nation,
Just because your country isn't good enough, yeah, these people exist.
Millions of them, trust me.
Bro, as a kid I had a friend who supported the Netherlands.
Next book that he was a Spain fan, then Belgium, and then he was an England fan.
The lot was full German.
And in the social media era of 2026, this phenomenon is even way more common.
Now this American fan who says they can't support the US because they are ass.
Bro, here's the thing.
I'm gonna tell you guys the reason I don't support the US, okay?
Here's the reason I don't support the USA.
First off, I'm not United Statesian.
I'm Italian.
And Italy does not have a team in the World Cup, bro.
So me being Italian means I don't have a team.
Also, the United States, they suck.
They suck.
Straight up, they suck.
And I, all growing up, I've been a Spain fan.
I've been a Spain fan all grown up.
I went through the ups and downs of Spain in the World Cup.
So you guys can't tell me I'm not a Spain fan because I am.
Spain is so close to Italy where my ancestors are from.
Name five players.
Okay.
I can name five players.
You've got Gianluigi, Donorama, all right.
You've got, you've got, that's one of my favorite players.
That's the goalkeeper.
My favorite defender is gonna have to be Alessandro Bistoni.
He's very good.
That's, that's Italito.
That's Italito.
That's Italito.
I'm talking about Spain.
So my favorite Spain, my favorite players from Spain,
obviously number one, LaMigliamol, right?
LaMigna Mall.
Those are old Italy players.
That's why I liked Italy, but I like Spain now.
So my favorite player is obviously number one
gonna have to be LaMigna Mall.
Bears.
Best player in the world, greatest player.
That's one of the main reasons
that I am supporting Spain in the World Cup,
LaMigna Mall, straight up, okay?
Next up, my second favorite player, personally,
I really like, I like P dry.
I like P dry.
I think he is just great.
He plays the midfield phenomenally
and he really knows how to work the midfield, okay?
Third, third up on my list,
I'm gonna say is, see, I'm a big goalkeeper guy
and I really like David Raya.
I like David Raya.
He's a great goalkeeper.
So I'm gonna say David Raya.
Yeah, definitely David Raya.
He's definitely in one of my favorite players,
just because he's a great goalkeeper.
And then next up, I love him when he plays forward,
is going to be Michael O'Yars of Ball.
Michael O'Yars of Ball is a great forward.
He just knows, he understands football so well.
He understands football so well.
And that's why.
But besides him, I really like Farron Torres.
I really like Victor Munoz.
I think Victor Munoz is so good.
Nico Williams, great forward.
You've got Rod Rye.
Rod Rye is a great midfielder.
Who else do they got?
They got Unisey Mohn.
Unisey Mohn's phenomenal.
And I'm going to say Gabby.
Gabby.
Show your screen, okay, look, I'm literally not looking at anything.
Not looking at shit.
You guys are always hating.
They're always hating.
Third tab?
Okay, I can't, I can't, I can't look at, like, God forbid someone supports
their favorite team. God forbid in the football world someone supports their favorite football
team. God forbid I support my favorite football team like you guys are on my dick for supporting
my favorite football team. I'm just not really getting it.
You got to buy a Spain jersey?
You're actually right.
Are we ever getting this?
You guys have never been here,
you haven't even seen the house,
you haven't met the guys,
you haven't,
you, dad, you said you wanted to roll up with Silky.
I know.
I know.
Yeah, this just never happened, bro.
My dad doesn't like flights.
My dad doesn't like flying.
He's never coming here.
I don't know how to tell y'all.
Do you care to explain who's the best Spanish striker of all time Darren Watkins, Jr. Or Randy Orton?
Well, okay, so this isn't gonna work on me because Darren Watkins, Jr.
is not a
Football player that speed in Randy Orton is a known WWE superstar. So your your things
are not going to work on me.
The best striker in Spain history,
I'll tell you who it is right now,
it's going to be David Vila.
David Vila, I would say,
is the best striker in Spain's history.
In my opinion, in my opinion,
because you could throw in people like,
you could throw in people like Raul Gonzalez, right?
You could throw in Fernando Torres,
you could put Emilio Buceregueno in there,
but you just, I think personally it's David Vila,
Me personally, that's what I think.
That's fair, thank you, thank you.
Stop putting that larky moan.
All right, I think I got through all reactions today.
Probably stuck the shit out of that gritty.
Get Adaptus signed to Mary Fitzgerald's jersey?
Yeah, but where am I going to find that?
Angel Reese wide open three?
Fuck Daniel, all the vote stops, kick out your riches.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right, I got to figure out where I'm going to get adapted,
where I'm going to get adapted something at.
Let me try to see, signing Mary Fitzgerald's jersey?
I'm just not finding that near me.
so drive to Arizona then.
Signed Cardinals Jersey.
Surely somebody near me,
surely some store near me
has assigned Cardinals Jersey, right?
Oh my god, there's nowhere.
What if I got him a card?
What if I got him a card, chat?
up sports memorabilia stores near me and call them?
Okay, hold on a minute. 9.8 miles. Motherfucker, you think I'm driving
across the globe? There's a fortnight event. Do y'all want do y'all want do y'all want
me to watch the Fortnite event? No, okay, that's what I thought. Okay, let me call this place.
Let me call this place.
Lacey, I'm door-ashing a $550 snack to watch your stream.
You fat bitch.
Hi, I'm calling to basically make an inquiry on some member of area you guys could possibly
have.
I'm calling to make an inquiry.
I was wondering by any chance would you guys happen to have any Arizona cardinals signed
here?
Arizona cardinals?
Yes.
We do not.
Okay.
We do not.
OK.
What about Phoenix Suns?
Phoenix Suns?
I don't have the moments.
But I can always get you any of the stuff
as though like a deadline that you have.
Today, yeah, today.
Yeah, today, Phoenix Suns.
Well, what cool stuff do you have?
Could you list some things off maybe?
Yeah, like I have a Jerry of rice,
I'm Jersey, Fernando Fatties, Mookie Bats, Colby.
Okay. What about, what about cards?
Do you have any, maybe like a Arizona card,
no signed card or a Phoenix Suns player card?
Phoenix Suns player cards, yeah.
Let's see what I got.
Hold on, chat.
What if they have like a Devin Booker auto or some shape?
I like what he's jamming to.
Sorry, no, you need a sign.
Yeah, like the best one you have would be cool,
like the coolest car or something.
What's the fault, Jim, is it?
Arizona Cardinals or Phoenix Suns basketball?
I don't have anything, unfortunately, signed.
Okay.
All right.
Well, do you have a JJ Watt signed Jersey?
I don't have a JJ Watt signed Jersey.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
I apologize.
I would definitely help out, but it's just nothing right now.
Don't worry about it, man.
Have a good day.
Eat something.
Bye.
They don't got shit.
They don't got shit over there.
Are you going to celebrate?
OK.
Fuck, man.
I don't think a dap would want a card.
All right, there's another one called Valley.
Sports cards, memorabilia in pictures.
Get him a new TV, he doesn't want a TV.
I don't want to get him another toy, chat.
But he doesn't need another toy.
He has so many fucking toys.
Get him a Louis Vuitton backpack.
He's 31.
I'm not giving him the Wendy card I pulled.
Get him a Christian Kirk jersey?
I don't know where I'd find that.
He would love this, Lacey.
Get him a Jeremiah Love signed jersey.
He just went to the Cardinals.
Okay, so you expect me to, to spawn in a Jeremiah Love signed Cardinals jersey when he hasn't
played a game yet?
Do you guys think I'm fucking Superman?
No, no, no, genuinely.
Genuinely, do you guys think I'm fucking Superman
and I can just spawn shit in?
How do you expect me to get a Jeremiah Love
signed Vikings jersey?
Or signed Cardinals jersey?
How do you expect me to get that?
He hasn't even played a game yet.
Get him some shit he'll use, not a jersey, okay?
So, do you guys have any ideas?
Because right now, it's looking like I'm going to buy him a toy.
Go to the Burbank card store.
They definitely have some stuff.
Yeah, they have cards.
They have cards.
And that's an hour and two-minute drive log on there.
A brand new dirt bike.
He has an ultra be.
Why would I get him another one?
The com has ideas, all right.
No, they don't, no, they don't.
They don't have ideas, they don't.
He wants a segue?
What is a segue?
So you're telling me to adapt once an electric scooter.
Like I can't tell if you guys are holding or not.
Like there's no way I'm about to go buy a 32 year old electric scooter for his birthday.
He mentioned it to Ron so he can get from the house to the basketball court.
Did he say that or no?
I'm gonna call Gillie, bro.
Call Gillie.
Julie?
Call Gilbert.
Hello?
Yo, Gillie, I'm on stream, they can hear you.
Are you with anybody right now?
All right, so my chat is telling me that adept said that he wants a segway scooter
Why wouldn't he or would he
Apparently he said he wanted to get from the house to the basketball court
That's what the chat said that he said he wanted one
I mean, okay, so, let's think here, okay, so basically when you get to segue, it's going
to get broken somehow or somewhere and lost.
So then he's not going to have a segue to write to National Court.
Okay, well that could be any gift.
Any gift I get him, it could get broken or lost.
I don't know.
I don't know. I feel like it's like, like think about like the thought process. I'm like, he's going to write it to there.
I just, I just don't, I don't know about that. I don't know. I mean, you can get him one. I'm sure he'll use it three times, maybe.
He needs a spear gun for fishing. When does a dap go fishing? When does a dap go fishing?
Well, you never know. He does have a spear gun.
Okay, all right.
You could get him some type of mobility.
He's definitely into mobility.
He is into mobility.
And apparently he mentioned to Ron that he wanted a segue to get around the house.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, I assume.
I just don't know like how like,
I'm not gonna see the segue getting somewhere else
and then never leaving that specific area.
Okay, all right, I'm gonna thank you, really.
Yeah, yeah, bye.
I'm gonna go ahead and write that space.
All right, bye.
Just ask Ron.
Yo, if I ask Ron, then Ron's gonna go get the gift
and then I'm out of a gift.
I can't ask Ron.
You know I should get it down for his birthday?
I should get him a fucking piece of paper in a box with a big ass red go live button.
I should get him for his fucking birthday.
So did a dad, what is this?
What did the gamers say to the dinosaur?
Y'all didn't have call of duty back then, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You guys are useless.
I'm looking to calm.
Like, what is this?
I'm not buying them an 11,000 dollar bike!
What the fuck are you saying?
Alfred, Alfred, yo, yo, I don't know if you guys are unaware of the way birthdays work,
but when you do gifts with people for birthdays, you usually stay around the same range that
the other person did for their birthday.
A dab got me a pair of shoes for my birthday.
I'm not gonna get him a $15,000 motorcycle.
Fake friend.
A DAP has three bikes.
This is why Clicks didn't stream with you.
One power breeds chaos, and that chaos is spreading with these sprites.
Creatures born from zero congenital energy.
They can make you stronger, faster, more dangerous.
No one can resist that kind of power.
So we must secure them all.
What?
He's flying!
So basically the new four night season, the one that I'm going to be playing FNCS, you
get little fucking pets that go on your back and give you superpowers.
I mean, she's the only good part of the season.
This girl right here is the only good part of the season.
You best believe I'm gonna be rocking his skin with no jacket.
Lacey, honest and a matter what gift you get, adapt the real gift that's living with you.
You're such a handsome guy, it wouldn't matter what you give him, he's probably already happy
he gets to see your beautiful face every day.
Thank you, bro.
He has a stark varve.
I'm not getting him another one.
Get him a supreme casket.
I mean I'm in between two I'm in between two things here. Yeah, I'm in between two things. I
Can either get him I can either go to a toy store and get him some fucking toys
That he likes or I get him a segue
Ooh, you know what a dad did tell me though?
He told me he wants to pick up golfing.
He told me he wants to start golfing.
What if I got him a set of golf clubs?
That's a good gift if he actually stried golfing.
They're not fitted though.
Bro, you don't need to get fitted when you just start golfing walk shut. Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you for the five
Is there a golf store near me
Like I could just go get them a cheap like like like a like a like a doubt like a
$1500 $2000 set of golf clubs
Bro, because I forget where I was at.
I forget where I was at, but we were somewhere, maybe we were talking to Tony Jefferson, and
we were talking about golf, and he was like, I need to get into golf.
I want to start, I want to try golfing, and he was like, how long would it take me to
get like nice at it?
And we told him a year, and he was like, oh, I, he was like, I got to try golfing.
So what if I got him some clubs?
Get this for him.
This place has good shit.
Yeah, but what like what do they have?
What do they have realistically?
Pete Rose.
No one cares about a Pete Rose signed golf ball.
Let's be honest, Erbat baseball.
Shaquille O'Neal signed Game Ward shoe.
That's not going to care about that.
What do you mean they have good stuff?
What good stuff do they have?
What good stuff?
So, the question is, would he use a segue more or would he use new golf clubs more?
I feel like if I got him golf clubs,
he would actually try to,
would he actually try to golf, do you think or no?
A segue is a top tier gift, not going to lie.
And the golf clubs could be a little bonding time with me.
That's facts bar up.
That's actually the first true thing you said all week.
He wants this type of segue.
Can you buy these in store?
You'd be the friend of the year if you get him this.
George Washington signed and framed Revolutionary War?
No one cares about that.
That's the worst gift of all time.
So what do you call this segue exactly?
way they have a Segway official store. Put it on God. No, he don't. It's too hard. Alright,
Best Buy?
Get him the Paul Blart segway?
Yes, but where do I get it at?
Best Buy.
These are just electrics.
Hold on now, but it's not available.
Like these I can pick up in an hour.
Look all these I can pick up in an hour.
So you guys are saying he doesn't want a scooter, he only wants this one.
He only wants this.
But you have to order that.
That's not something like you guys.
I don't know.
I think you guys have a really hard time.
I think you guys have a really, really, really hard time of processing information for your
guys' heads.
I think you guys have a really tough time processing information.
I'm telling you, I'm looking for something to go get today. And you guys send me things
that you have to order. Like that worth it. Where's the disconnect there? Where's the disconnect?
Yeah, all they have are actual electric scooters.
Maybe you should have started looking sooner.
That told me his birthday was in October.
Facebook marketplace.
on.
Calabasas within 20 miles apply.
I'm not going to get it.
Something's telling me none of
these are good chat.
What a depth fuck with the code card.
I feel like I should just get him golf clubs, bro.
I feel like I should just get him golf clubs.
like a starter set of golf clubs.
Thoughts?
You could do a stream teaching them how to play.
I mean bro, I just feel like,
I feel like if I got him golf clubs,
and he went and tried golfing out,
and he tried to learn how to golf,
he could genuinely start to enjoy golfing, or no.
Or no.
Signed Juice World Vinyl?
Yeah, but where am I going to find a signed juice for a vinyl act?
a record shop.
Get him a magician.
Yo, yo, you guys have the worst gift ideas of all time.
We have a few options chat chat. We have we have golf clubs
Electric scooter, but I can't get them in electric. How are you still on desktop?
Because I don't want to IRL yet the fuck mean how am I still on desktop?
Because I didn't go IRL that's how
Go with the go with the go card.
Two hour and 30 minute intro or maybe I just want a desktop and not IRL.
I don't want to IR.
I don't I don't I don't IRL every day.
I didn't know I had the IRL every day.
Signed Devin Booker's stuff, he says he's officially retarded, he's officially retarded.
new I2SE long-range segue. Pick up in Camarillo, California.
Come over here, little California.
It's a 50 minute drive, but it's low key worth it, no?
Does he have a phone number?
Shirley's got a phone number listed, no?
Call Drew.
Yeah, Drew, send me to Facebook login.
Make you send me a link on Facebook, I don't know if I have to know it off the top of my
head.
I just sent you it.
All right.
Only 12 miles per hour.
Do you think that Segway's go 100 miles an hour or are y'all retarded?
We all think you're going to find a segue that's super charged.
What do we all think he's going to use this thing for?
Do you think he's going to fucking go on the highway with it?
For $2,200, you can get him a 50 mile per hour one.
I can't do anything right, I can't do anything right, you'll want me to create things that
don't even exist.
They don't even have it on the Segway website.
They don't even have it on the Safeway website.
Stop getting one guide.
Stop getting one guide.
When this is my chat, 12 miles per hour, 12 miles per hour slow, 12, 12 miles per hour,
12 miles per hour so slow, 12 miles per hour, only 12 miles per hour, 12 miles per hour,
12 miles per hour. 12 miles per hour. It's too slow. Restricted speed.
But that's one guy, right? No, that's my entire chat screen! That's not one guy!
Hold on.
So this is the most expensive segue you can buy.
What?
The most expensive sake where you can buy only goes 12 miles, 25 miles per hour.
What are y'all talking about?
I can find one ZECO 50.
A one, real one?
That's not the one he said he wanted.
He said he wants one of these, like from Paul Blur,
from the mall cop.
said he wanted one like this.
He used to ride these all the time in New York.
I feel like he will genuinely use this.
I could see a dab coming down from the stairs, hopping on this and taking it to the basketball
court and back or just riding it around in the living room, just spinning in circles.
Fuck you, bitch.
Wait, Drew, is there a phone number I could call
or no for that, for them?
Tell him I wanna come pick it up today
and I'll pay in cash for both.
Make sure to send that message, Drew.
Tell him I'll pay in cash for both.
Okay, okay.
Why both?
I want one too.
Why are y'all saying, of course?
Bro, I want one too.
Make sure you tell them we could pay in cash, Drew.
Make sure you tell them we could pay in cash.
They answered.
What did they say?
What did they say?
What did they say?
Wait, call me.
Call Drew.
Drew, don't answer yet.
Do not fuck this deal up, bro.
Do not fuck this deal up.
That's why I wanted the Facebook Marketplace.
Can you please?
Can you just send me the login
so I can negotiate with them over messages?
It's my login.
I don't even know it.
They said 2.2K each, 4.2K for both.
Okay, tell them we'll get them today,
pay in actual cash, four bands for both.
Let's see if they can do that.
How far are they from us?
I need the address.
But it says Calabasas yet.
Let's see.
It does say nearby, it says one mile away.
I can do that.
Let me see if, what's his name?
I'm not gonna say his name, it's available.
Oh, he said he could do it?
Yeah, but he said, I need to see if George is available.
What the fuck is George?
Wait, hold on.
They're at an airport.
Let me see where this airport is.
This market is really far.
I've never heard of this.
It's 45 minutes away.
Okay, I mean, that's not terrible.
Is there any way they could meet us somewhere halfway?
Tell them we have a truck we could put it in.
Well, how would they meet us halfway if we have a truck?
Just ask.
It doesn't hurt to ask if they say no, they say no.
My god, apparently you could use these for golf?
load 260 pounds this shit looks far as fuck on a map oh my god it's so far
far left.
Where do I miss you?
How far would your Ival be?
Let's say
520.
That was only 35 left notes.
Get him a crazy cart?
What is that?
You guys told me a dap said he wanted a two-wheel segue like the one from from from Paul Blart's
that's Malkop. I found one. I found one from someone who sells them at an airport. And
now I find one and you guys are telling me to get them something different.
So did Adapt say he wanted this or no?
I need the flock members to tell me not my chat because my chat is retarded they want
They want me to get him a fuckin' Lamborghini.
Yes, he did.
He said he wanted a segue.
And then you guys are, you guys are saying that he said he wanted a Lamborghini when
yo I don't care if he wants a Lamborghini I'm not getting him a Lamborghini for his
birthday I'm going driving an hour out of my way for a for a pretty solid
expensive birthday gift and y'all are telling me on my L Frank's I won't get
I don't think he would want to load them up and back track from where he lives so we probably have to think that I don't think they want to meet us.
So, okay, so we'll have to drive 40 minutes.
Okay, yeah.
Okay. So we'll drive 40 minutes. Can you ask him for the condition of them? Are they new?
Are they used? What's the condition? It probably says that in the list, they know. It does he.
Oh, it says like new. There you go. I'm going to say once the
as soon as we can, once as soon as we can get there.
Wait, check. Can I just load these up in the back of the cyber truck?
I mean, yeah, they might be a little heavy though.
Well, we have a problem Drew.
Oh my god, it's going to be a fucking hustle.
It's going to be a fucking hustle getting there and back.
Yeah, kind of close.
This isn't the kind of segue he wanted.
All right, I'm just going to enter and get him to give him an option.
I'm dead, not even trolling, not even trolling.
Well, it's gonna be tough.
You guys are gonna have matching segues.
Don't let the chat fucking warn about you.
Like, I just can't, bro, I can't.
They're trying to rage bait me
and it's actually, like, it's working, it's working.
Is that what y'all wanted to hear?
It's working, it's working, is that what y'all want?
That's what y'all wanted to hear.
Y'all told me he wanted a two-wheel segway like they have in the Paul Blart movie.
So I find one and now he didn't want this one.
Can you quit crying?
Get a maternity bed?
You see, I'm a crane.
A crane would be tough, an iron crane.
All right, maybe I might just I might just have to tell that guy. No
Why I they're saying it's how he wants so I'm gonna feel just no
I'm that's what he wants. I think I'm just gonna try get him like
I'll go to like a place
They're typing right now.
I can meet you possibly before five, they said.
They can meet us?
4.30 or 5.
Meet us where?
At the spot.
At the spot.
Is that what we want to do?
I'm just, I just don't, I can't, I don't know if he, if he actually, I don't know
wanted this or the chess trooper. Let me ask Gilbert. I did ask Gilbert. Gilbert said no.
No, you said an electric scooter. No, I said what he wanted, a Segway.
He is old. He does not need an electric scooter. That's exactly what a Segway is.
No, that's a Segway. That's totally different. It's a two-wheel electric scooter.
But he does want mobility bro. He loves mobility.
doesn't he have something similar to that already
what does he have?
he has three dirt bikes in the car
so the chat says he has three bikes in a golf cart
why does he want it, why would he want a segway?
why not?
Well, I'm going in the basement.
They said, if you want to head down, I can meet you.
Well, I'm going in the basement.
If I cut out, it will take me 26 minutes to get there.
Okay, well, tell them to take us forward, don't tell them that, just be like...
Tell them...
I don't even tell them that.
Oh, my God, these are discontinued, too.
What, the ones we're looking at?
Yes, Segway officially discontinued this production of the original I2SE personal transporter.
They're primarily available as refurbished or owned units, but very hard to find.
There's a second hand market, so it's basically a one-of-one Segway.
Ask them how the battery runs.
What does that even mean?
Like how long it lasts?
No, ask them how the battery, just say,
I know battery replacement costs for this
are very expensive.
Has the battery ever been replaced and how does it run?
She said, if you have a helmet, can you bring it, Justin King?
She think I'm a fucking sped?
Why would I have...
Do you think I'd have a helmet on deck?
We are doing our first ever jumping down at the test drive on the sideway.
You can see the wind pushing against the dock.
We're at work. Sign off.
It's literally the exact shit that they have in balls.
They said, the batteries are solid. We just checked them.
They're at 100% and the segues have barely any hours on them.
Okay.
All right. Yeah, let's go get them. Fuck it.
Okay, so I'm going to tell them we're going to head over now.
Tell them we don't have helmets, but it's a gift for, it's a birthday gift for a friend.
All right, come on with him
I want to let me hang up. I just have no hang up button
Please go get a Paul Blark outfit 4k holy scam it's for two and it's a discontinued it's a
discontinued item segue officially discontinued them but there's an aftermarket they only make
these for mall for for for mall cop securities
look this one has 7,000 miles and goes for 3.7k
why were they discontinued dude I don't I don't know I'm not a safe way
experts. It's not that serious. It was no longer commercially viable. That's why only
140,000 units were sold globally. So pretty much these things were not commercially viable
when they were just used for fucking mall cops.
That shit has off-road tires.
Bro, this is dead ass, this is dead ass.
Hold on, look at this.
There's no single standalone model named the I2SE long range.
refers to the standard PT-I2SE upgraded with the third party extended range
battery approximately 25 units total manufactured before production ended in
2020. So this is a one of 25 segue, a one of 25. This is a rare find. This is a rare
You're fine!
Look?
Alright, what is going on everyone?
It is Alistair FaceZap here today.
I'm out here on the hoverboards with my boy Blaziken making a little adventure video
because me and Blaziken a few nights when I was here last time,
we just went on these things and we literally just rode into the darkness and we found some dope shit.
so much fun and I thought to myself like why would I not try to record this and
make it into a video because it would be awesome if you got to see like what we
can do so much. What do you think we're at? Like oh shit.
I didn't, hoverboards like blow up. I never, fun fact about me Jack, I never was able to
experience hoverboards as a kid because I was too heavy, I was too fat, I literally
couldn't ride a hoverboard when they were super popular. I could not ride a
to have them work.
And my parents got me one for Christmas
and I remember I stepped on it
and it just didn't, like,
mine was going slower than all my other friends.
I remember I tried to bring it
to like bring year on scooter day of school.
My shit was going so slow compared to everybody else.
This is 4,000 right here?
Yeah.
Thanks for the trauma dump.
It's not a fucking trauma dump.
The go-karts can be switched to a mall cop scooter in under seven minutes.
Then go do it.
Then go do it.
Go do it for yours, please, please.
Go do it for yours, bro.
If you ever step foot in Greenwich, Connecticut,
I will turn you into an urban legend.
I'll never step foot in Greenwich, Connecticut,
that weak ass fucking place.
Do the lip thing. Yo, I'm not. I don't know what the fucking lip thing is.
Y'all are pissing me to fuck off. I'm leaving. Is it ready to ready to leave?
Please, I need to get off. I need to get off. I need to get. I need to leave. I need to leave.
I'm not getting him a crazy car.
Why is there a golden kekwa? What is that?
there's no way they did ask that I have to get a helmet for a fucking they're
really fast. They're 12 miles an hour. They're not really fast.
It's mad dangerous in Greenwood.
I just gave him a crack of cacabra.
I don't know.
I'm just gonna get out of this.
Wait.
What?
What if Dad's not even here for me to give him this gift?
I don't know.
I need a different gift.
But where am I gonna hide that?
In this truck.
Oh, on the right mind.
Take this out.
Just take it out and put it yourself.
There's unlimited content we can do that.
Did I see the chat?
No.
I'm not in it.
No, I'm not.
I'm looking right now.
Oh, she texted a couple of days ago?
Can you bump it? I get a lot of text. Okay, there we go. There we go. Okay, I do.
Also, do you see what I said on the other side?
Don't obviously don't say that loud.
God, I don't know what's on your mind.
Do you really have to do that for a case of safety?
I can't.
Yeah.
Park, dude.
Wait, so hold on.
I'm trying to do the math it's only five days a week right so I'll do seven days to I'll do seven
to it's this much a month for yeah from what the God was not paying
For lunch and dinner two meals a day is three oh two meals a day is 350 itself. Okay, hold on 350 times
30 days in a month
10.5k
Almost positive that's between everybody
Yeah, that's between everybody. That's everybody. Yes. Okay
So it would be it would be it would be 10.5k month split between 1 2 3 4
That's not bad at all and then groceries, which would probably be another
5, 250 each of us remember we're splitting the let's play in the groceries
Yeah, yeah
Realistically like the maximum amount even if you wanted more food the maximum of the the sheer maximum
I think that you would probably touch it's probably like 3.1k. That's fine
Okay, I'm gonna do that yeah
What do you mean different like well, wouldn't you be cooking the same thing for all of us? Yeah, but like I eat healthy though
If I have a chef like yeah, but like oh, okay. Okay. See you're not trying to eat the fried chicken
You're not trying to I don't make her make me no fried chicken on you. None of that
Chicken steak
Yeah, that's exactly what I want I didn't look at you like
Bro, I'm the same way. If I have a chef, I want grilled chicken, I want steak, I want beef and rice.
Bro, bet on the nicks, bro. If you're trying to...
They're not losing too straight at home.
What's happening?
What do you think, bro? I'm telling you, bro.
Hi, bro.
But no, I'm telling you, I'm down to do that. And whatever you get, I'll eat.
But I'm not gonna lie, if it's just us two, then it's gonna be 5K a month.
I'm not doing just us two. I'm not gonna do it.
No, we need at least four.
No, I know. I think they said that they 100% want to do it.
Okay, true in lace and they do too.
No, I'm not going to lie. I did the math.
I spent a thousand on food, maybe.
Yes, but think about how cheap would be if we had six people.
Yeah, I know.
But how cheap?
No, I don't know.
And is it two people for sure?
Bro, how much do you think it's going to be?
I did the math.
What's your budget?
I spent about a month. Me personally, I spent about four months.
Yeah, could you pay for two people so there's not what's under the ring I did up I spent like a thousand last month off food
Yeah, oh my god, it's the only snacks, you know, you know, no
No, but I think I just do it after once a day and then all the snacks like the rest of them. Yeah
So it's like $30 a day on door-dash
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people there true I mean chat we have over we have over 12 1200 people already
RSVP so I'm expecting at least a thousand people to be there which is kind
crazy. They said Brutal Mars did a meet-and-greet and there were 700 people there, and it was like packed.
For clicks. So no one's there for me.
Like, why do you say cap?
Why?
Why?
What do I benefit from lying about something like that?
Please tell me what I benefit from lying.
Do y'all just think I lie about everything that comes out?
Do you think every word that comes out of this mouth is a lie?
Oh
What I will say though is when a bunch of like
Fans meet in the same spot. It definitely turns out for some interesting people
So there will definitely be some interesting people and I'm gonna be streaming a chat
So, if anybody in the chat lives in the Los Angeles area and wants to come to the pop-up
tomorrow, please RSVP with the link because it's almost out of spots.
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Baby
And I know your truth is hidden by the look in your eyes
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Love tired. Yeah, I've been working really hard recently
I'm not useless. I don't know where TTS is brawn driving. I can't set TTS up
Rums never set the TTS link. I can't control rums bro L rums in the chat
Run, set it to 100 bits.
What a swing from the wrecking ball.
Wait.
I think those are two different songs.
Hey, BABY!
BABY!
Alright Chad, what are y'all doing in the next cell?
Yes!
Hey!
How'd it do?
Work hard, play hard, jerk off, jerk off!
Work hard, play hard, keep partyin' like it's your job
Work hard, play hard, work hard, play hard
Work hard, play hard, keep partyin' like it's your job
what?
like a kid?
i want a kid
i want a kid too
are you serious?
yeah i want like a mini run run round
I got no hands. I don't put the camera down for a second.
Wait, is it black?
Yeah, I put the trimmer on.
It should be off.
I don't know if TTS is going to work though.
Play hard!
Is TTS on?
Or is it not working?
I don't know.
Okay, somebody test TTS and don't aim me 10,000 bits, maybe Chad, please?
You're probably making my nose look huge right now.
It doesn't matter, it's a little bit rain.
TTS on and I turn it on and you don't like I'm not making it one bit it's not
I'm not gonna be one big TTS, bro.
I don't know what y'all think this is.
I'm not letting y'all throw pennies at me to insult me, no.
I mean, it's just why, I mean,
you guys are just about to get camera.
I just watched someone do bits, it didn't work.
Mm-hmm, whatever.
They changed, they changed, uh, the app, so it's not.
Oh, man, I was low-key flying.
I'm almost there.
Go, stop with the Ls. I'm not making TTS.
TTS? No streamer has ever done one big TTS, bro. That's not a thing.
stole my money I mean I'm not the one running the TTS bro oh my god
hey hey hey
How fast am I going?
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Know what would say slurs brought his chat is not the type to just say she like that
Wait, should I get the chat going, get the chat arguing right now, Mots?
Mots, are you guys bored?
I got you all.
Chai, why are gas prices so high?
What is the reason gas prices are so high?
The president?
Why-
So this might be a dumb question. Why can't they just lower the gas prices?
Like, why can't you just say, okay, it's at five dollars, let's put it down to three.
And help the people out.
That's what I would do.
Wait, the new four-night season comes out tonight?
I mean, yeah, let's, uh...
Wait.
I'mma be honest.
Would y'all...
Okay.
Would you guys vote for me in 14-year
surprises, yes or no?
I thought the season came out tomorrow.
It comes out tonight now?
What if we do billboard earlier and then play new season tonight?
Hmm want to drive 45 another 45 minutes. I mean
Chat can either deal with a 45 minute drive, but me being live for an extra six hours or the chat can deal with
Me and you treat
So, Chad, basically here's the deal.
And what?
He makes no sense.
Oh
Clicks actually just cancel the dinner. Oh, he actually makes noise
Is that when your batteries low, what is that noise check y'all hear that?
Let's tell you
Why are you selling my cars about to blow up?
It's how the road is, I don't know.
What the fuck was that?
Why did-
Wait, I think it's a road.
I think you're riding on the yellow thing.
I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know what's going on in my car, why does it sound like something
It's not the road because even when I'm stopped it was making that noise.
Does the chat hear it?
I think the chat hears it, I don't know.
What?
No, it's a road. As soon as we got onto a different part of the road, it stopped doing it.
Oh, wow.
Right, did we just go right over a bridge or something?
I brought out my window and it stops.
What is that?
Are you trolling me?
I'm- I'm- I have two phones in my hand, how could I possibly be trolling?
Oh, it's gotta be a motor to Tesla, I'm getting trolled!
It's gotta be a motor to Tesla, and I'm getting trolled right now!
Wha-
It's not the tires, you morons!
Look, I'll stop them!
I'll stop them!
I'll stop them!
I'll stop them!
Not the tires, you morons!
Look, I'll stop the car, and you'll hear it still happening!
Listen...
We're at a full stop!
Turn the AC off?
It's not the AC!
The AC is off! So they see! So they see! The AC is off!
It's really cold. You can roll out. We're done.
When you roll out of the window, it stops.
Yeah, it's like really first five years.
You smell that?
No.
Actually, I smell like gas, but your car's not gas, so...
Wait, what am I gonna back up?
Dude, it sounds like I'm in a plane!
It's not the speed, you feel the car, you feel like we're here, it's vibrating.
I mean I think it's not like every part of it, or not.
They're saying they have a car in airplay mode.
Yeah.
I didn't...
It won't stop!
At least we're in the middle of nowhere. Is there any test charges here, bud?
Why is it doing that?
We're fine, we're fine on that area.
Good.
Noise reduction zone?
what the fuck is a noise reduction hello what's up what's up what do you
mean no I don't have to you just you keep fucking changing the time
Bro, fuck Fortnite!
I'm literally basing my whole schedule around you playing fucking Fortnite!
Fuck Fortnite!
Dude, thank you!
Bro, you can't fucking play that game!
I'm gonna have to be in a game by the force that the family's gonna go for that game!
It's like buying an easy game!
Dude, listen, whatever time you need, I'll just be there, bro.
Yes, okay, mate.
Are you gonna stream it?
So, are you streaming it?
Once, unless you're in jest.
Sure if you but then but then you're gonna leave and go go to dinner
And then you're gonna re go live for the new season
React to what
Okay, um you really are a fortnight guy, huh
I love for night. I just wish you would take one day off
Yes, it's probably good it's probably good to take a day off here and there and go enjoy
Some time with your friends instead of playing every day. Maybe that's why you can't win because you don't take any time off
Listen bro, if you want I will go stream the entire thing and then I will go back home and play the new season
Wait, over there nothing on me?
Yes
Oh man, I'm down, I'm down down the rock window
Yo what is it, I'm not fucking...
There are like phone cases in the picture of you
Yes, that's me
You're the one who did the shit
That's me on my phone case, yeah
Now take that, take that shit off dude
No
Listen, I'm about to make an important delivery or drug deal like I'm picking something up right now, but I got to go
I'm that busy
Yes, I'll be there at eight
Yeah, y'all want me to stay live for the new season or no
What word?
I don't know.
Let's see.
Oh my God, I'm gonna be here.
Um...
You wanna arrive by 8?
Oh!
What is that noise?
It's 40 minutes.
So we have to leave at 7.20?
Wait, is it 40 minutes because there's traffic?
No, 40 minutes, right in the car.
Where am I at?
I said when you arrive at the gate,
we're on CAA.
What, a controls?
Then audio?
As much as I can.
As much as you can.
Son why is that a thing?
So you turn it on and it just makes a fucking loud-ass white noise I
Have no service
So something straight we are meeting up
What's the guys name George right
We're meeting up with a guy named Shasta in the middle of nowhere at a hangar with thousands
of dollars of cash on us where we have no cell service.
You're wearing a cash?
Yeah.
We're out where we have no service to do anything.
I can't even see my chat.
I can't see the chat.
Well, I don't know if we should give them a low.
I don't know if we should...
Yeah, but you never know, bro.
Like, genuinely, you say that, Drew, but you never truly know.
And I have no chat.
They could ask me setting up a plan because I can't the chat could be like
someone's behind you right now and I have no idea
this could be a fucking ambush for all I know
I mean, for an answer, in an answering.
In an answering?
Well, I mean, they did.
I said we were too into it, so I just said, OK.
OK, so in the situation, Drew, let's
say they pull up on us with a gun.
What are you doing?
Probably telling you to drive.
For a belay, probably.
So we just hear a little on the window, and it's a gun.
Ain't right at us.
Can I put you on the gas and drive?
That's what.
It's a sovereignty truck.
You know how quick it is?
So you think that if they have a gun aimed at the window,
the best thing is to drive.
No, you know what I'm gonna do?
You want to know a fun fact
that actually happened with me before?
Chad, I'm gonna tell you all the story.
I never told this one to you before.
I was out one night in the road
and I heard this on the window.
I turn over, I look like this.
Guy has a gun aimed right at the window at my head.
I
Rolled out the window and I look up at him
And I go
Yo, he goes Lacey
And I was like what's good, bro. She was like man, I ain't even gonna do it to you
I got too much love for you. He said it right to me
And he didn't rob me. He didn't rob me, bro. He didn't run me cuz of that
You not Lou Williams.
How does the story sound familiar?
It's not a lie.
That's a true story. It's a true story.
He checking, he in a moment, seeping
through my pants they seepin and I'm sleeping
let me see what's in here bro
top caps what is that I don't know what my top cap is that new addition
What's TOS? What's TOS?
You were...
Where's Denise?
Where's Denise?
Denise! Hey Denise!
Lil' A, Ken Calabasas here, checking in.
How far is it back?
Five, so five, what a tiny action.
Is that her? Is that Denise?
I'm trying to find a spot where I have service like a re-chat here we go wait a minute reconnecting
what if a dab doesn't like the gift
No.
But we're going to charge up on the way back, you know?
No.
Wait, why don't you just go from 35 to 45 minutes?
What the fuck?
Nice, bro.
How did ten minutes just get added?
Don't worry.
Once we get home and we're done charging,
it'll probably be around 6.15.
And then we'll give it back to this gift
and then we'll have to go back on the road
for another 45 minutes again.
WDRIVING
I'm sure you yourself drive the way back
I love you
E we'e at 10%
Don't call me a prick, fuck you you little douche bag
Oh my god is that Alexis?
No no, it sound like Alexis
Where the fuck is Denise?
Um
Um, we're at 10% on the car
No
That's when we get back, we'll be at 10%
Oh, so we don't even need to charge up?
We don't need to, but we're gonna need to charge up eventually.
Oh, fuck, yeah, you're right.
Probably should do it on the way back then.
Maybe if you didn't drive this soyboy car?
It's not a soyboy car, it's a fucking truck and it's for a man.
There's a reason you guys can't get a truck like this,
because this is a fucking truck for a man.
Yo, where the fuck is Denise?
Where is Denise? We got shit we gotta do, places we gotta be, son.
I will give it like two more minutes and I'll hit a little like, hit a little over here.
We might, maybe we're lost or something, I don't know.
What if they're playing it like a robbery on us?
You're gonna lose a lot of shit.
Cyber chart, your 4,000 cash, your backpack, your camera.
I'm not gonna lie, we're at Lake right now.
You know what time I got robbed?
No, no, no, it's a different time.
I literally almost robbed with you.
I got robbed twice.
Oh, here we go.
But the second time was a little bit different.
Oh my god, wait, is this so relaxed this time?
The second time was a little bit different of a story.
So the second time I was, like, sitting in my car and I heard a...
on the window and
You got a gun aimed right at me. Don't me it. I see I see I see I see
I'm not doing it. I haven't told you don't do it
So I saw a gun aimed right at me through the window and I wrote on a window like this
And I looked up at him I
Looked up on him and he looks he looks at me. Oh, he goes Lacey
Rob saved them, bro
And I was like, what's up, bro? She's like, man, I can't even do it to you. Lacey. I got too much love for you
And he didn't rob me
Lacey someone in chat saw you wanted a segue so they set up a fake ad to lure you 45 minutes away to an airfield to kidnap you
I'm not gonna lie the link someone sent to me in chat
Could this be a complete troll
Could this be a complete role
We I'm dead-ass realizing right now this could be a complete troll
Someone no no because I searched segue scooter on Facebook marketplace in the area and there was nothing and then ten minutes later
Someone sent a link in the chat and said I found one and I clicked it
There's no I got trolled
There's, I'm actually being mad, wait, I'm going back to the do-who-tweeted-it.
I don't have a service to do it He deleted the tweet.
They said should be there one second.
Should be there or she'll be there.
be there in any second.
Can I call you?
Here, you can talk to him when you call.
Hello.
Hello, hey, Drew, uh, hello
I'm in a parking lot by AVEX aviation
Okay, go through the gate. Okay, I'm gonna go look for it right now
Okay look for a gate
Not a gate there, okay, let me go out this way. Oh, I don't think I make that
All right, I'm gonna go I'm gonna drive a little bit more down the road
Thank you, bye
So I'm like a Google AI voice I'm not even trolling
What I mean look for a gate she said there's gonna be planes on the other side
What do you mean is that zoom in on that regular fence zoom in on that is a regular
fence or you mean is that a gate yeah needs to be able to open fucking dick
wad there's a literal there's a literal gate code thing on the left side I didn't
see that fucking that doesn't that makes you the idiot for not seeing that I
didn't see it I still don't see a Lexus though no there was a lot so we're
I mean I said I see a gate
Why is there a lady in there? Oh my god
Wait, do I follow her in?
Hi, okay, I'll follow you in
I don't know I don't know this is like this might be a crazy cutscene
Oh my god, she just had a ski car she scanned or is that a thumbprint or something?
You know there's a lot of light there's only there's only two types of people that have
hangers through and it's people with jets or the cartel there's no in between
Hello, white lady, bro.
Spike Shrip.
Watch this up.
I wish this was a giant camera.
Should I put it down?
No.
That's fine, I see the police.
Did she inch up a little bit or much of it?
No, she did.
I'm going to keep my space in case I hear another knock in the window.
One time I heard a knock in the window like this.
Yeah.
And I saw a gun pointed at me.
Wait, I want to see him now.
Oh, got it.
Okay.
Just behind me.
Behind me.
Right here?
Yeah.
Just stay out.
You just have to get out of the way of the game.
Thank you.
Perfect.
Okay.
I don't know what the fuck is trapping us in.
The gate has to close.
There's like actual jets here.
Whoa.
Where are we at?
We're for fun.
That's not the military copter, right?
What if our TVU's flooding up the comms?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yo!
Yo, where are we?
The military copters!
Where are we, Brad?
United States.
Is this her little ass plane?
That was a black hawk?
This is the sketchiest place I've ever think you could ever pick up a segway at.
Where are we going?
Where am I going?
I'm really scared.
Oh, that's a cool ass plant.
You're about to meet Trevor?
Cut the cameras?
Do they know we're recording?
I'm gonna tell them that I'm just gonna leave and stuff like that.
I'm just gonna say that I'm just gonna leave and stuff like that.
Where'd you take me?
There was like some backroom shit going on.
How much does it cost to get a hangar?
Oh, she's making a right.
Is that what I think that is?
I see them.
You'll need to dance that please.
All right, I'll ask if I can show us something.
I see you lacey or dick
Yeah, yeah
Okay
Until you hear
right now they're on okay so I told you to bring helmets because they go pretty
fast yeah we don't have we don't have any helmets unfortunately not not this
specific model no but I've done like the the scooter well you'll see like the one
out there have it already out
Oh, it's cool. I just got a widebody kit put on it. So, yeah, it's a one of one of four.
Thank you, yeah.
Is that what you do for fun?
Uh, YouTube, yeah.
That's a cool plane you guys got.
How often does he fly?
Oh, all the time.
I think it's all done stopped, but that one's on.
Okay.
Yeah, do you feel it?
Okay, yeah, so pull it out, try to pull it out.
Okay.
Yeah, we have to be very careful.
So as soon as you step on it starts going like yeah, so when you ride them you don't want to go too far forward because they're really fast and like
You want to gently just well it's going out. We wanted to yeah, see how it pulls back. That's how you're gonna stop
So like you're gonna lean forward and then take off, but then you're gonna like slide it back a little bit
So like yeah, I know
I love my phone.
Am I going to crash?
No.
Wait, can you get hurt on yourself?
I mean, I'm not even going to get hurt.
Wait, so if I just let it go, is it going to roll?
Yes.
Wait, so how do I get it to not do that?
I think you should wear a helmet first.
But anyway.
Wait, it goes by itself, but I don't even touch it.
Yeah, because you're, like, leaning forward.
So that's how you get it going.
So when you get on, you're, like, balancing,
and then you're, like, you know?
I wish George was here to show you how it works, but because I
I might just have to send it.
See what happens.
Oh, Denise.
Oh, there you are.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
And then, like, lean back a little bit.
And then you can get off and it stops it.
Oh, okay.
You want it?
Okay, I understand. I'm a little scared to get off.
You can just step off, yeah.
There you go. Perfect.
Yeah, so then you just lean it up like again. Oh, you're gonna need to get something? Yeah, I think so.
Okay, just kind of just like walk it over here like this.
And then...
Oh no.
What?
You gotta figure out how to maneuver this thing.
I would just put it up against the wall.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh.
And then we could turn it off.
Yeah.
Okay, got it.
That's easy enough to learn.
Might need a helmet.
I think you're trying to figure it out. I would definitely wear a helmet though.
Yeah, definitely. I'm gonna have to get a helmet for these.
Once you get the hang of it, it's not hard.
So then to turn it off, it's the same thing. You just press this button, and then it will turn red.
And then it will turn right down.
I think it's the battery in this that is like I wonder what kind of battery that takes
but you see this little thing right here like you could take it off I'm assuming that it's
I could probably search up how to do it.
Oh same batteries as a key fob.
I was searching for flat batteries or something, yeah.
How to turn off.
I forget which one it was called.
I wonder if there's a different way to turn it off.
going to drive. No, Ollie, what if it does start taking off in the truck?
It's going to be flat, you know?
Is that a crane?
I don't know how to do a chat.
Wait, let me see if I can hear it out.
I sent you the link, right Drew?
Yeah.
Oh, you got it?
I'm not useless.
I've never done this.
Okay, cool, right, right, yeah, that's a good dash cam.
Oh, I got him to turn off. I think I may have just walked them. So they're off now.
Okay, cool.
Offer, sound good. And then you sit in the car.
Right here. Right here.
Right here.
There you go.
There you go.
I did not break it.
These will fit in the truck, right? For sure.
I'm going to go put it for the golfers in the back.
You should bring the truck closer, if so.
Should I?
Yeah, so it's right next to it.
Are they heavy?
Yes, they're actually heavy.
Really?
Yes.
Well, we're going to have to lift it into the truck.
I know, I don't know how we're gonna do it.
I don't know who I'm gonna have to put the camera on.
They're actually really heavy.
Should we take out all the other shit back here?
Or no.
Do you care if these break?
Do you care if these break? They're pretty flimsy.
These are your old rims.
Yeah, we'll move on.
Where's the rest of them? There's only two?
Huh?
We're all like, getting black shit all over me.
Ah, fuck.
See?
Okay.
Okay.
Yes.
Extra wheels?
Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm gonna, I'm gonna pull this up.
Yeah.
Okay, oh
I think a picture of that
Thank you so much perfect, okay
For this up real quick
Maybe close the trunk?
Uh, yeah.
Alright.
The girl blocks the car.
Yeah.
Alright.
Thank you.
We are going to have to tag team this room.
Okay.
I'll go get my stuff.
thank you you're gonna have to tag team this through all right so I like
problems with camera I'm down here maybe yeah
perfect thank you
and then if you don't mind I'm just gonna have you sign a bill of sale yeah okay cool
saying you're gonna wear a helmet yes you're gonna wear a helmet
So then just put your name, you can read through it, but selling both segues for this purchase price, and then buyer and printer name.
Thank you.
You should put it on the back seat.
Yeah, I think so.
Oh, do you need help? You got it?
You know, we can get this. You got this, Drew?
Can I get over it?
Yeah. Yeah. Come on.
Oh, it's just Lacey. L-A-C-Y.
Lacey, you got your name?
Yeah. Well, that's not my real name, bud.
Yeah, I know.
Okay.
Can you lift it?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Nice.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Is it flat?
Yeah.
Okay, that's one.
Wait, we should have put it in the other way, like wheels first.
Oh, and then you can do the other one and you, like...
you know we can do the other one that way yeah yeah that works
this put it sideways no no i think if we just move it over to this way we'll be fine
I think that'll fit.
You're getting this from my dad for his birthday.
Oh, you are?
Yes.
Oh, what's that?
His name's Alex.
I call him Daddy, though.
Three, two, one.
Nice.
Okay.
That works.
Oh, my God.
Perfect.
Yeah.
All right.
Good.
This is a little extra.
Right there.
Right here.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Thank you so much, nice to meet you, nice to meet you, thank you guys, do I follow you
out or do I just go, perfect, thank you so much.
Locked and loaded, it's a done deal.
He's getting his gift call adapt
No
No!
Daddy!
You got me whoever George is, bro.
He has a plane of two porches.
George has two porches, a plane of golf cart.
He's got segues and that's all just in his hangar.
Imagine if he's got in his garage.
What is this hand, bro?
He doesn't wanna be on cam today?
No, how am I gonna give him his gifts?
I guess I can just give him two more cam.
Daddy?
Daddy?
Uh oh.
That didn't sound good.
So here's the thing, do we stop now and get something?
We should stop now, fuel up, and while it's feeling us, we go eat food.
You just are hungry.
Yeah.
So that's what we should do.
Okay.
What do you think?
So I'm going to find the nearest supercharger.
Look, you go to charging, and you can find the nearest supercharger.
Right here, look, there's a plaza, okay?
No, it's outlets.
We want to go to the plaza, or we'll be fine food.
I mean, Chad, it's not a bad shout.
It's not a bad shout at all.
And then, listen, honestly, by the time we're done
doing everything, it might make more sense
to go straight there.
Straight where?
To the ship, that's, you know, that's in,
in my area, to our area.
Wait, how far is the place?
45 minutes.
From here.
Oh, probably,
It's probably farther.
It's probably over an hour.
Jesus! Crimeanies!
Look at the military helicopter, one more time, show them.
Holy shit, that's tough!
That's what I'm saying though.
What?
If we get back, by like...
Well, I have Drake coming in 50 minutes.
I don't think we have time for Drake.
We have time for Drake.
Not going to get there by eight then.
How?
If Drake gets to the house at six twenty.
And we leave by 7 you know lead by 7 15
Even if we get back by 645 it only takes 20 minutes you're gonna hurt God
Drake's not coming yes, he is Drake's pulling up on me chat. What do you guys mean? Oh, oh?
Thank you
Thank you
get scammed out of motion picture money oh my god free segues we're going to a
charger
I feel like that's such a good gift bro you know how much a dabs gonna fuck with
that just driving that around and you know much content I can get out of that
I can literally turn into a mall cop. I can go to the commons put on a mall cop outfit and ride around in them
Can you impersonate as a mall cop I
Feel like if it's very obvious, it's not real. It's fine like if I spell security wrong on the on the vest
I'm not impersonating an officer. I'm impersonating a mall cop.
Wait, dude, I want to go one of these days. I want to hike a big mountain and I want to
like make it's at a very top I could hike a million I watched this one movie and
basically in the movie she was a rock climber it's called the apex basically
She's a rock climber and she climbs like rocks, but her husband slipped and died
That's funny
My nose is not growing from picking my nose is how that works
Honestly me picking my nose probably makes my nose look smaller because it makes like the boogers less clump together in there
Whoa, yellow watermelon for sale. What the fuck is a yellow watermelon?
Local, I mean it's a market
Oh, you think it's called yellow watermelon doesn't hurt to get out and try I never had yellow watermelon what?
What's the difference between yellow watermelon and normal watermelon?
I've never had yellow watermelon in my life.
This is all locally grown fruits and it's family-owned business?
I gotta get a cup of yellow watermelons.
Okay.
Wait, it's only a dollar each.
A dollar a pound.
Wait, how much pounds is a watermelon?
Let me see.
I'd say it's about 6-7 pounds.
It's not in the way, actually.
More?
More pallies?
Oh, okay, so probably $10 a day.
$10 a month?
I gotta pick a good one, though, right?
Yeah.
Oh, this is a banger.
I could tell.
Oh, wait, what about this side?
I like this one.
I'll do this one.
And then I'm also gonna do one more.
Is that a good one, you think?
Yeah?
Okay.
Here's some bellies.
I'm gonna get everything.
It's like a whole farmers market homegrown everything what do you have black water what is a black watermelon?
So this is just regular water
So this is just black diamonds
Max win!
What's your thoughts on this one?
Okay, let's do pandemic pickles, spicy habanero, or mother's, mother's puckers pickles.
Oh, garlic dill doing these.
Can I get a spice?
Yeah.
What do we do?
Do we go through these?
What?
Endemic pickles.
Ooh, they even got homegrown jerky too?
Whiskey barbecue?
Is this hunted here?
I'll try it.
Cowboy pepper.
Cowboy pepper real fashion.
Real fashion.
Okay.
Okay.
Mix berries.
15.
What is this?
Little baby oranges.
Wait, so what is this?
It's like an orange.
It's an orange.
Yeah, but you need it to eat the floating...
Even the skin you eat.
Yeah, the skin is sweet and the inside is sour.
And you eat it to make your fruit.
What do they make this out of?
What's this fruit called?
This is cook what? Cook what's name?
Cook what? Okay I'll do one.
Like a char one? Yeah.
Just eat it like this? Yeah, eat it like this.
Later is sweet, later is sweet.
I don't want... When you eat something, this tastes good.
No, very sour.
It's not what I assumed later.
Oh, it turns sweet?
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah, I'll do this.
And the first time that you try this, is I like that.
OK.
Yeah, I'll do those.
I'll do those.
Oh, peaches.
Oh my gosh, peaches and nectarines.
Are these plums?
Are these plums?
I mean, there's a worm in there.
That's a good peach.
That's a good peach.
nectarines can never go wrong with it we're a little nectarine
only one more people these are different beaches white beach here we go hey okay
What else do we got? Raw honeycomb. I've never had honeycomb. Should I try honeycomb?
Like this?
Yes.
No, I kind of want to try honeycomb. I've never had raw honeycomb, but I've seen like videos of people trying it. Yes, do it.
Alright. What's better for honeycomb? The lighter or the darker?
Same.
That's literally a big piece of honeycomb.
No mixed berries maybe?
Look at that.
Look at this.
You guys think apple paper, actually?
A honey stick.
What's that? What's that? What's that? Oh, Gai. They have honey mangoes? Honey mangoes?
You have mangoes.
Oh, yellow mango.
Oh my goodness.
Wow. Wow.
We'll do two of these as well.
Two yellow mangoes please.
The mangoes get you high.
Sweet corn.
Thank you.
That's it?
I think that'll be it.
Wait.
Okay.
Can I tip on there?
Tip?
Yeah.
But this, the car isn't true.
You put that again.
Oh, it doesn't let you do it after?
Okay.
Um, can I tip $50?
Yeah.
Yeah, let me see.
There's some jerky right out the right place.
Yeah, let me see.
For this, for the trick section.
And, uh...
Let me like, close the...
Oh!
I don't know how much of that work is going to be.
I don't know how much of that work is going to be.
I don't know how much of that work is going to be.
You don't have to be jerky.
I think you're better.
You're pretty good, right?
Really good.
Here we go.
Just tap it.
Perfect.
My name? Lacey.
Lacey?
Yes.
Thank you so much for all the fruits.
Yes.
I'm going to figure out how to put it in the pool.
Okay.
Maybe in between your feet, right?
Yep.
That beef jerky's hitting.
Well, I want to try the pickles.
Can I open the thing so we can get some of that?
Thank you, sir.
Thank you so much.
You want to get it?
Bye.
I gotta get flowers, I gotta get flowers for Darla.
Friends.
I feel like I gotta get flowers.
Which way do I belong?
You or not?
I don't know, I don't know a lot.
Ooh.
These ones?
These ones, these ones, I like these ones, no there's other flowers in there
Which one should I bought up, should I do these ones right here, these ones are so pretty I feel like
I'm doing these
Can I also buy these please?
Thank you
Thank you.
Oh, look how pretty those are.
You too.
Guys, I tipped $50 and spent $200.
You don't have to tip.
If you tip someone $50, you don't tip again.
Can I have a barbecue with you?
Wait, low-key, can you pass me some beef?
Wait, what if you open the regular?
That's just the normal.
We're going to try the other one.
Try the barbecue.
Open the barbecue.
Fuck you.
We've got to try the barbecue.
Okay, the barbecue, I will say, definitely a different texture.
It's a little sticky.
It's really sweet, right?
It is sweet barbecue.
Whiskey barbecue.
Whiskey barbecue.
Whiskey barbecue.
Whiskey barbecue.
Whiskey barbecue.
Whiskey barbecue.
Whiskey barbecue.
It's really sweet, right?
It's a sweet barbecue.
Whiskey barbecue.
It's super sweet.
Nothing.
No reason I'm thinking that.
Yeah.
I'm happy to hear you.
I'm happy to hear you, Dylan.
That one grew very sticky meat.
But that place is amazing like bro just pull over side of the road what what the fuck is
a yellow watermelon darling don't say that's bad
Well, they had a Tesla supercharger here.
Those little baby oranges were disgusting.
On my soldier not supposed to eat the peel.
Well, because I felt bad that I tried one
The barbecue either can I have the other beef jerky to wash it down
Pickles probably hitting
I didn't realize we're not on schedule at all
We're not on schedule and I don't think I can give a dappiest gift today.
Quick.
Like the fool?
Well, we want to drive to the other place, too. We should probably get full charge, which I'll take like 20
I just miss that sir like a fucking twat
No trap the real question of the day is
If I
We're a girl.
If I was a girl, like imagine my exact body type, my exact everything, but in girl form,
and I came up to you at a bar and started flirting with you, how many shots did you need to
bring me home and fuck me that night. I'd have a fat ass too. Zero is the correct answer.
Okay, so we're going to go to a supercharger.
It charges at 325 kilowatts per hour, all right?
So in about 20 minutes, we'll have a full charge.
We'll go into a restaurant or a little spot.
We'll grab a little bite, and then we'll come back and we'll be full charge.
So you're saying I should dub the haircut?
I mean I was trying to do the math, so if you get there at 555 to the charging station,
to get a haircut. I can get a cut in 25 minutes. Chef, Fax or no, but that's also that's all
I'm just trying to know yeah
report the new Fortnite skin that everybody has been talking about in the
new battle pass is named Dillon. It is an LGBT transgender character.
So you're telling me this skin right here.
This skin right here when everybody's been talking about is a character named Dylan
That's a transgender character for the LGBTQ owner dropping it for Pride Month
Okay, hey, W skin man. W skin
My tripping that dog is being a spot where in the car
I can't see from this. Holy shit. Is that fucking Clifford?
Bro, check it out. Wait till he sticks his head back out.
Is that Clifford?
Oh my god, that thing is massive.
Sonyan!
Wait, I want to get a better angle on him.
Hold on.
Oh my!
Dude, his head is huge!
That is- that's a horse!
Oh, I didn't sound too good.
That one was right there.
Out of your mind, I finally got a reason to find.
Finally got a reason to drive over you and I.
Put my pride to the side.
My god, look at how big that dog is. That dog is fucking massive.
I'm not kidding. It's...
Good dog
Do I kind of want to get a new dog
like like what about it's got like a little mini like a mini like a mini
Australian shepherd but what if like he lived with Darla
You know, it's crazy though. I'm actually such a good pet owner, like when I have a
pet. Up until the point where I send it away, I'm actually a great pet owner. No, I'm being
serious. Up until the point where I get rid of the pet, I'm a great pet owner. Bro, what?
Dogs don't actually like walks.
Dogs don't actually like walks.
Think about it.
Are they human like walks?
No, bro. We just get forced to go on it to stay healthy.
Dogs do not like walks.
Dogs have nothing to do with their life.
They definitely like walks.
Cat walks.
Okay, so let me ask you a question.
What dog told a human in history,
oh, I like walks? None. None.
I don't know.
I think it's good for dogs to go on walks.
Bro, Milo got to run around outside all day
and then sleep inside when I streamed.
Yeah.
Well, we'll grow stuff.
It's a little gracious.
All right, what are we trying to eat?
OK, wabba girl's not bad.
I don't know what that is.
What is lookey pooky?
Lookey pooky?
There's a nail salon.
What's wabba girl?
That kind of sounds fire.
It's like it's.
I have a burger, it's good.
I'm going to be honest, wabba girl's not good.
I'm lying.
Holy Tesla superchargers
Why does some of them have do not charge signs on them?
Yes, it's like six dollars
No, I've been
I guess to do this
What do you mean
Whoa
Do this at every charger
Do what?
This is an every parking spot
I think it knows there's a wide-body kid on it so like you can't get too close
I don't know about that part
I think it does because the sensors are on the white one
Okay out of order no wait on I need you to I'm gonna unlock the glove compartment, right?
I need you to the glove box and you get the thing out of there. Yes
Actually, I don't know why to do this here
Okay, and then open the charger
Don't charge next to someone it slows you down put it on God
That's true
This one right here is good.
Oh my god.
I know and I don't want to have to park myself.
Can my car just park for me?
Oh my god, it's telling me to fasten my seatbelt.
So sorry man!
It's parking for me.
It's fine.
The stupid blinker car, by the way.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that is really, that's too close for comfort, bro.
That is really close.
You want to call it so close to that car?
I do not like that.
It's so close to that car.
What is he trying to accomplish here?
I'm not really sure.
this is not gonna work bro this is literally not gonna work you're not
wait hold on oh my god oh my god oh my god it's a demon
there's no other chargers
Whoa, why are we still moving?
Dude.
You're a little sissy boy.
I don't want to be your boss.
You're gonna hit your car or something.
Oh.
I mean, there's no way your car's electric, bro.
Yeah, it's electric.
What do you mean?
I forget how.
He told me how. I don't remember how.
You perhaps don't lock the car.
No, he told me how to do it.
Hey, I just I just flipped something hold on
You feel this, come here. Chad, do y'all remember he's...
Yeah, there's a switch right here. I just I just flipped it.
Okay
Wait.
Shiving?
Yep.
Yep.
Where are we going?
I don't know.
Alright, do we go for Habit Burger?
Do we go Chinese cuisine?
I
Do we go Wabba grill I've get I've gotten Wabba grill before it's just like
What's Baja fresh Mexican grill sushi oh Baja fresh I've never had that before Chad is Baja fresh good
They're saying no.
I don't think any of this stuff is good if I'm being honest.
Yeah, see Wabagrill has like meat and rice, but it's not good meat and rice.
Wabas better?
Yeah, what do y'all think's better?
Wabagrill, Baja Fresh or Habit Burger?
Is Habit Burger good?
I've never had Habit Burger, see that.
Hey, but this doesn't look that bad.
Yeah, but that's like catering though.
No, but that looks gas!
you
you
you
you
you
Okay, and let me just wait outside for her to get her food.
I mean, you don't worry, I'm here.
No.
No.
I'm trying to text you.
You know what the crazy part is?
It's pure protein because it's all burgers, so it's healthy.
It's called Marge the fuck out of here.
That's your Marge's.
That's literally just not true.
That's just crap.
And why are they asking me to tip a robot?
Wait, this is the new Fortnite map?
you
Yes, literally like how Tesla how the Tesla Diner is is how every single restaurants gonna be
Who posted my cock in the calm what?
Why were you checking?
I was not checking.
No, I've never in my life heard of Fitness 19.
What is that?
What is fitness 19 oh my god we could take the cyber shots for the Tesla
restaurant now
Now I think we just use the phone
Whoa
Not one like that
I can't wait to see you in Canada on May 5th.
Don't know why on May 5th was needed at the end of that one buddy.
Is this place really that good?
I mean it's not like it's the best bird I've ever had.
You say I got high high hopes for a living,
Suckin' on that dick every night, you maveni.
Where did I get to drink?
I got iced tea, y'all. So help me God, if it's not sweet tea, I'm gonna freak out.
Usually it just says sweetened or unsweetened tea. Just said iced tea.
Do you know of young L.A. ships to New Zealand?
I'm pretty sure it's international shipping, yes, but just make sure to use my code at
checkout for 15% off.
Exhumation mark, you're on your way to check.
The finals is on?
I know, I know, I know, I know.
You're not betting?
I'm gonna be honest, I might sell drinks and just dump it.
I'm not sure.
But I'm not betting.
It's probably already almost there before the 6.20.
No?
Yes?
I hope you aren't there yet.
If I'm not here, buddy, last time you drove 40 minutes, I didn't make it up.
Well, I low key was always a low rate, so maybe you wouldn't...
I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
He said I'm 10 minutes away.
How far are we from the house, bro?
We're 30.
You checked right now?
Yes.
No, I'm a fucked up human roma asshole. I'm stuck in traffic right yo dick ward move out of the road
I'm stuck in traffic right now. It's terrible. I'm still like about 35 minutes and even 40 from the house
I can still pick a 50 maybe even I can still pay you for the cut obviously
I'm not trying to wait. I'm not trying to waste all your time
I know you're other clients and shit
And I don't want you to have to wait at the house for me
But it's completely up to you what you want to do if you want to like stay away
And I pay you for to cut a little extra or maybe you just go back home
And I just pay you for the cut and then you know you come next time whatever you want to do bro
It's just a fucked up situation. I'm so sorry
How is that a script
I'm not wasting his time, can't my fucking Cybertruck die?
Why is...
Why don't you charge up the house, because I never got the fucking charger in.
I never got to charge her any shit.
Say it?
I wasn't going to say anything.
Chad, what are you guys saying my ethnicity is?
Jewish isn't an ethnic... it's not a... Jewish is not an ethnicity chat. I don't know...
I don't know how it's like... I don't know what y'all are on. I said ethnicity, like...
Do you think I'm white?
Do you think I'm black?
Do you think I'm Italian?
Do you think I'm Slovakian?
And you just say Jewish?
Are your foods ready yet?
We ordered it at 6.06, that was 8 minutes ago.
Wait, Drake's typing, Drake's typing.
Oh, no, he stopped that thing, he stopped that thing, GG's.
Yep, GG's, bro.
Oh, Chad, is Drake gonna be mad at me for not showing up in time?
What are you saying?
you
you
you
you
you
you
That'll be it, thank you.
Nice to meet you.
That looks like this is my cheese.
Hey, is that ours?
What?
Dude, I swear you cooked cheese.
I did cook cheese.
No, but that one's definitely yours. It has a tomato on it.
Do I want one of my burgers with cheese?
Yes.
We're going to have to do some rearranging here, bro.
Why did they not give me cheese?
Okay, so here's what we're going to do.
I'm going to strip down the burger, okay?
And...
No, I don't bite in the front you're gonna strip your burger down as well
alright then basically we're gonna do some surgery where you take it apart
okay it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine just give me a cheese
Okay, put it on this part of the bun and then take that right there nice nice
Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm
Oh, yeah
Ain't nothing but grabbing each other's meat chat nothing crazy
Mmm.
Mmm.
Have you ever had the spicy ranch?
It's literally just ranch with hot sauce.
Alright.
Everybody in chat take a guess what you think my charg-
what my Tesla's charge is at.
uh-huh
yes
How did you know
You're trolling
How would I know
Please tell me, I'm a straight-up dessin' cat.
Please tell me how we got a cat.
How was that cat?
You could have guessed any number, one to a hundred, and you guessed the exact number.
Yeah.
Don't show that one.
What did I leave, bro?
You know what the best part is?
When we get home?
My dead ass have time.
Let's try a yellow one and on.
Let me touch that.
Yo.
I said, if I ask him to come outside in 45 minutes, I can give him a gift.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Oh my god.
Lay.
Mmm.
Wow.
It's not that serious it is that serious bro drum telling you
you get that little shit in the ranch get that little shit in the ranch
Let's see if I can get some string.
What about?
About three more to go.
Only you can spend more to go.
Chap, we're in question.
Darla seems to think that I have Tourette's.
Like she genuinely thinks I need to go and check to see if I have Tourette's.
I agree.
I don't, bro, I don't have Tourette's.
I would be screaming shit out randomly.
No much, like, the rats is like when you say like, like, fuck!
Like, I'm not going around saying like, shit!
I'm not going around saying I'm like...
Shit!
Dick, pussy!
I don't think I have it.
You definitely have Tourette's, you say first thing that comes to mind, and even if it isn't
severe and not crazy, you also have bad tics like picking your nose.
He's picking my nose a tick?
And licking lips.
Y'all stop now, y'all are gonna make me overthink everything I'm doing.
Licking my lips is not a tick.
It's really casket of sheep.
Test it for what?
I don't have your heads.
One thing I will say is there will never be anything in the world that could make me
not enjoy the art of food.
Because
Brother
Food
Food is uh
It's a great thing, bro.
Think about it.
Food keeps us alive.
Food, to humans, is what gas is to a car.
We have to do the tick-tock.
Well, I thought it was real off-stream, so it wouldn't happen after all, but it was.
So I got to do a TikTok dance.
No, this is the real same shit we did on the whole issue.
No, but not with that one.
The same shit we did on the whole issue.
Remember?
Hmm?
Here's a bro.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Alright, you got it coming for you by the last minute.
I'm full as hell.
Right about to cry.
I'm done.
Won't be far off.
Actually clap it up for me.
That might have been the first time I finished
actual meal of food in the last week.
You know someone overdosed on Rida?
What?
Yeah.
He's at 40 milligrams at once.
Well, he was trying to see quick results.
Or maybe he had a proof party to go to like the next week, so he thought like he took
I'm gonna go and get some.
Well, this sauce was hidden.
All right, ready?
It's done.
See, it's not even that bad having an electric car.
We ate a meal, took 15 minutes, and the car's done.
This chat just, this chat, it's just a bunch of pussies.
Do you want this or am I going to throw it out?
What?
Do you want this?
I don't see why.
Why do you want it that way?
Whoa, whoa, buddy.
I can't fit through there.
I don't have a bag of that ass.
Brother, I have a fucking bag of that.
Okay, Tubby, we get it.
You're fat.
Dude, I could fit through anything without a backpack.
Oh, aren't you the coolest guy in school?
I am.
So, you don't have to...
Can I call?
Yes.
We still have to try to pick it up, we still have to try to get some so let me still try
all the fruit.
Alright let's see how far we go.
Surely it's not that bad home right?
No, I should be at less than that maybe.
Okay.
Is it calculating?
Surely it's only like 20.
Right?
When I checked that spot to get home at 5.30 it said 30.
Like a little 20 minute drive.
35
The whole at 707 we buy seven seven fifteen knock a lot it probably just not just go straight there
Probably not gonna keep streaming
Well, I weren't driving segment about show
Probably just gonna end chat
because I'm thinking about it and I want to play the new season on stream but
so you did nothing in your title today I did everything in my title today what
did I not do that was in my title that wasn't in my title oh only thing I didn't
do was watch party the game but that's because I had to cheat you guys literally
heard the phone call clicks asked me if I could come to the shoe at a different
time then I have the shoe was supposed to be nine o'clock so I thought I had an
an extra hour to finish the game.
I can stream the, I can stream the
TapCaps thing with clicks,
but it's just a 40-minute drive.
It's a photo shoot.
We gotta put on the flip-tie.
And then we gotta drive 40 minutes.
That's it.
I mean, and then we'll do a run-through.
Exactly what?
So to be, if that's at least what that,
about the off-camera thing,
so we're gonna get the cameras on camera.
So streaming see how far the photo shoots is from here. Yes
Yeah, see how far it is from here
Five seven five seven shout. What's the pop-up address?
five five four seven three five seven four three West Pico Boulevard from here
Here's a one hour drive.
And from the house, it's what?
Probably whatever I see from the house.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
No, from the house it's 49 minutes.
What?
Which one is this?
Right now.
Wait, so why don't we just go right there?
Good.
Yeah, it doesn't really make sense.
Chad, what do y'all think?
I mean, bro, do I really just want to stream?
How far is it back from the house after?
Swamp it.
Let's say what time do you think we can start driving back by?
Probably, probably 9?
Alright, let's say we want to get back by 9.30.
It's 40 minute drive.
Oh my god.
So pretty much chat, it's either I end stream,
or I drive 40 minutes, do a very quick 30 minute photo shoot,
drive another 40 minutes back. Yeah, I'm not going to have any ending.
I don't want to stream 3 hours of driving.
If it wasn't a 40-minute drive there and back, I would stream it 100%.
But it's just 40-minute drives.
We like it.
No, you guys do not like driving.
Whoa, look at the mountains.
You just don't want a cameraman.
No, I just said, if I was here waiting and I don't care, but like me personally, I would
like to actually figure out what we're doing.
And figure out exactly what we're going to do for tomorrow.
I mean, Bro, Drew, that's a Drew on set.
Dude, that's what you were going to say like before, but I said before I said it.
If that's what Drew wants bro.
Why do you want me to end stream so bad?
No we go.
We get off on the camera until we get all the way there.
I think when we're actually there we should actually focus and figure out everything.
What do you mean figure out everything?
Oh my god, you're a fun police
You're a fun police
This doesn't want to do his job
Oh my god, fucking fun police son. He's trying to confuse me
What is clicks doing right now chat
He's not playing for a down time
Oh, yeah, quick to that dinner.
Listen, chat.
Not gonna lie, bro.
I'm being dead serious
If it wasn't a
10 minute if it wasn't a 40 minute drive there in a 40 minute drive back
On my soul I would stream it, but I just don't want to stream a
40 like think about it. We're about to drop we just drove 40 minutes
Then we're driving 30 minutes back 40 minutes back
then we're gonna get to the house, drive another 40 minutes, take pictures for
20 minutes, and then drive 40 minutes back to the house just for me to end.
I guess I'm re-going live at 9.30?
Yeah, Chad, maybe I'll be live later tonight at 9 30.
The only way I play Fortnite tonight is if I stay live.
And in the midst of staying live,
y'all would have to deal with watching
two 40 minute drives,
a photo shoot,
You know what I'm just thinking it's good it's low-key good content to show the pop-up before the pop-up
What do you mean
And we haven't shown the billboard on stream yet like they'll get to see the billboard. I
Feel like that's kind of good content
See they're typing oh may 52 is right now because of the billboard
I'm gonna be honest Drew's kind of convincing me to end chat
So why did the tat why did why did Jared and CK say that we could stream it
Because they're not with you 24-7, so they- they- they don't-
They only know how you act off-stream, they don't know how you act off-stream.
That's not true.
When- when it's on-stream, everything's just like- like it's not-
Like it's just like-
Oh my, you're the fun police, bro.
I don't care, I don't care. A-farm, A-farm.
They don't- they don't watch your guys' streams like that, so they- they don't- they don't get it.
Like, you're just a lazy, useless sack of shit who doesn't want to hold the camera.
camera that's literally all it is I'm literally hold the camera off-stream like
this why would you hold a camera off-stream because I could carry less
about holding the camera it's not about holding the camera I think I will pay
attention I will pay attention I will pay attention
Bro, I can pay attention to shit.
I'm an attention...
I am an attention payer.
No, you're an attention seeker.
No, I'm an attention payer.
Ironic.
Ironic.
You somehow managed to talk more to me behind the camera, but I'm the attention seeker.
Nice.
Just feel like it's... I don't know, Chellick. Now I kind of just want to stay alive just
to piss you off.
It's not... it's not my... it's the... that goes bad, that's your fault.
Wait, do I have to wear certain clothes for the photo shoot?
Well, no, because the jacket style me
No snowy why are you spam telling me to end stream bro you don't have to watch snowy
We're almost back to the house.
We're almost back to the house.
We're not even halfway.
Yes, we are.
We are 35 minutes drive.
We are literally about to be back to the house, right now.
Wait, Russell said, why can't I just drive and you can stream in the back?
Oh my gosh!
Wait, Russell can you just drive my Cybertruck?
And then I'll just sit in the back and you can just stream.
Or you could just film me
How is me staying live pissing you off
So me at the street you think that you think that I need to pay attention
To them saying okay, you're gonna be in this room tomorrow
Signing in autographing stuff for the pop-up this room is gonna be for this
Everybody else is gonna be in here
All right, you know let's let the chat decide if I stay live or not chat no listen chat do I pay attention to stuff?
Yes, or no
The chat will tell me the chat will say no if I
But they're all saying yes to me paying attention
They're all saying I pay attention
I can tell you something and you would forget it in probably 10 seconds.
Okay, try me.
No, not right now, because the matter you're gonna die, you think.
Try me.
Bro, on a regular day, I would tell you something and you'd be like,
hey, what happened?
I was taking the big attention.
Okay, that has nothing to do with stream.
That's just me.
No, no, that's stream.
No, it's not.
You're off-stream, you'll actually be locked in at night.
I'm not gonna be, yo, I'm gonna be locked.
Yo, I'm telling you right now, I'm gonna be locked in no matter what.
Alright, bro.
Bro, because you gotta understand, all the clippers in the chat are in the chat right now.
Same me if you're a clipper.
All the clippers are in the chat right now and they're all spinning me because basically
they're gonna be posting clips of us showing the pop-up they did before.
They're all saying me right now.
They're gonna be posting clips like, oh, Lacey shows behind the scenes of the Tap-Cat pop-up
tomorrow.
They're gonna post that clip.
Nick the plug just typed in a chat and said,
I'll post it.
Why would it sell out the next day
when the pop-up is tomorrow?
Exactly, but this pop-up,
people are gonna see it from the clips
from tonight's stream.
Sun.
You're such a bum.
And the chat, the chat's relying on me, Drew.
The chat's relying on me to stream.
I already said, I don't care.
I gave my opinion on what I think.
So tell me tell me what you think is so important that I need to pay attention for
One the pictures will go a quick
Yeah, yeah, we could
Where we're starting how we're starting for
We just be leaking everything that is going to be shown tomorrow
So you want to make you want to make a thirst trap tiktok on yourself, and that's why you don't want me to
So you can post a top five horror films as a cameraman
That's why you want me to entry so you can make a tiktok for yourself
I'm just trying to rage bait me in the past time.
I know how you work, everything, everything you do, I just...
How am I rage baiting you?
I know how your brain works.
I'm not rage baiting you.
I'm simply asking, because I think you're wrong.
Because I don't need to be off camera to pay attention.
Yes, you do.
Paying attention is a flip I can switch in my brain.
Oh, no, because guess what?
When Jared is trying to explain something to you,
something to you when you're reading your chat,
spend a moment, 44, since shit,
you're not paying attention to what he's saying,
you're fucking reading the book.
All right, so here's this, how's this?
I, Lacey, agree and say that I will pay attention,
and not troll, and the chat,
everybody in the chat right now type,
I chatter, I chatter will not spam funny emotes and troll.
Like what you just said is literally a troll.
How, the chat's, the chat's about to agree to it right now.
No, I don't care, it's fine, let's just stream it bro.
The chat's gonna agree to it right now, bro.
It's fine, let's just stream it.
See, look what they're saying in chat bro, look at the chat.
iChatter will not spam funny emails.
It's fine, let's just stream it,
if you think it's a good idea.
Because the chat, only thing that's bad about the chat is-
All I care about is if your notification says live
and it's a black screen, they'll be happy.
You can literally go to sleep for 30 hours
and they'll be happy.
Yeah, why is that?
Because they just want some little watch and they're forward.
They're literally in the truth.
Wait, Jack. Wait, I have a really good question.
Jack, surely there's better content out there right now than me going to a photo shoot?
Why do y'all want to watch me at a photo shoot?
If you said, if you said, I'm going to head right now,
or I'm going to go home and go to sleep for 16 hours,
they will tell you to go home and go to sleep and shoot me for 16 hours.
Why?
I don't know. I actually don't know. That's exactly what they'll do.
No, you know what it is? Bro, they probably just want to see me and click together.
They're gonna see you guys together tomorrow.
Yeah, but they have so much excitement for it, they can't hold it in until tomorrow.
Okay, well, we couldn't do something today, but that's a bitch-ass four-night season.
Just listen, dude.
Dude, I heard now.
I'm not arguing about it.
You get streamed out and go catered.
Alright, how about this?
I'll stream the car ride, and I'll end once we get to the event.
Show me the control of the billboard and I'll have this.
You're waking me so hard.
The whole of the camera is lyrical.
I could care less about what you came for.
It's just...
Why can't you just admit you're always tired?
Oh, that's not...
That's not...
I can't...
Bro, this is lyrical.
Like, I can do this when I sleep.
I can sit here for eight hours.
Okay, so then why don't you just admit you don't want to...
You don't want to you don't want to work
You don't want to
Dude, if we go there off-stream
I will be doing
I will deadass
I will deadass have more respect for your opinion if you just tell me that you don't want to work
If we go there off-stream, I will be doing more work than if we went on-stream
Cap
Not cap
True
Cap million percent true
There is literally more work that I will get done if I go off-stream
Yo, what work do you have to get done son?
You are not
Like, I don't know, you are not on the fucking Wolf of Wall Street.
What work do you have to get done?
There will be more productive things done if I were to go off-camera than on-camera.
Okay, like what?
I can't think of anything.
Because there's nothing.
Because you, this is what you want.
You want to go to the pop-up.
You want to film a TikTok and you want to pick your ass and eat whatever food is there.
You don't want to hold the camera and be working.
I can just sell dough and just sell.
said you said you'll get more work done if you go what work no it's not bro the
chat literally said i chatter will not make leesy laugh or troll
bro what the chat if the chat says they're gonna do something
They're gonna do it. I don't give a damn what you think I'm doing this for me
So fuck the world freedom beans. It's gassed up. No thing to stop in me
I'm gonna be what I set out to be
Undoubted doubted doubtably
Why we're having a conversation
I'm respecting your opinion
I can't ever respect my opinion and my smart decision to end my stream.
So you, you, you are telling the streamer to end stream when you're the cameraman.
You are telling me to end my stream.
At your stream, bro.
Come on, we're gonna get to the house in eight minutes, and then we're gonna have to get back in the car, 10 minutes later.
Okay, what if we make it interesting and I take I take the Segway
Yes
Where's it come?
Fuck the police! Come straight from the underground!
No.
Alright, then chat. If y'all want me to stay live for the drives, y'all gotta make me a deal, chat.
You guys have to stay chatting and entertain me while I'm driving.
I'm not driving, Russell is.
Oh no. I missed the turn.
Fuck it.
What do you mean, I want to show you?
So we should tell Russell we come to the house if he's not already there and we want to street.
Yeah.
Okay.
Why are you shaking your head?
Why are you shaking your head?
you're so angry? No you're like shaking your head you're like how it's not
bird it's actually a quiz actually to be a cool thing to for my chat to see and
clicks is streaming it too that's not true that's not true at all actually no
that's not true at all that's not you're not you're lying that's not true he
he said he never said he was gonna end because there's a new four-night season
that he has to stream at 930 so he asked me to stream it
well now he's gonna stream it with me because he literally said do you want to
stream the pop-up or do you want to stream the photo should pop up and I was
like yeah bro let's do it
this is actually gonna be great content if you think about it
bro Chad do y'all like this kind of content that type of content yes or no
let me know do y'all like the type of like photo shoot sneak peek behind the
scenes content let me know see the chat likes it bro Chad generally likes it
and you know what else actually drew on the ride there I kind of want to take a
little break so I think I'm just gonna have you like entertain the stream
what are saying clicks is putting his stream on my ingest he wants me to
stream it. I low key do I'm not a lot. Yeah but then when I go live it won't say
10 hour stream it'll just say like three hour stream. Yeah but I'm for the chat
You have to understand that I everything I do I do it for my community. I don't do it. I don't do it for
No, I don't I could dead-ass make zero dollars off of streaming the rest of my life
All right, so turn all your ads off no sponsors or nothing for the rest of the month. Why would I do that?
No, that would be passing up on a million dollars I
Never said I'd pass up on it
But if if it got to a point where I was making zero dollars of streaming I would still stream to enjoy
I'm for the community
Yes, so it I'm for the community
Well, if there was a way that I could make money
Let's say let's say I got did started with something else where I was making millions and millions of dollars
Let's say I won the lottery. I would still stream if I won the lottery
If I won the lottery I would still go live every single day
No, it's not that means that that's literally that shows I don't do it for the money
You're still benefiting from sure. How we mean how you're still making money from me
If I won the lottery for ten billion dollars, I would turn my ads off completely and I would stream every single day still
That's why a day like today
I'm staying live for the community because my community they come to every stream so in return
I owe them the luxury of streaming everything
But you you wouldn't bro you wouldn't cameraman
No, I've already said this before. If I was making $30,000 a month, I would still want to fucking kill it.
No, you would not.
Okay, so now you're just lying.
Okay, so if you won the lottery yesterday, tomorrow, for $5 billion, you would still show up to work and hold a camera.
No! Fuck no! You'd buy a house somewhere and you would not cameraman anymore.
I'm not doing fun shit.
You could just pay to go do fun shit.
But I like doing fun shit like this.
Oh, so it's fun for you to stream the public, so you want to bet?
That's so funny.
What do you mean?
You said something off-camera that's actually taken seriously.
I'm gonna take it serious.
No, I'm not saying you're just gonna be a retard.
I think you would actually be more focused and not an idiot if it wasn't...
Bro, me and the chat literally vowed that we would focus.
All right, here's for you.
Damn, it's...
I can't see where I'm at.
You know what I think it is?
I think you hate the chat.
No, I clearly don't hate the chat.
I think you hate the chat.
And, I'll be honest, they're probably putting a bunch of satisfying files right now.
They're deadass probably spamming satisfying files right now,
because you hate the chat and you don't want to stay live with them.
No, I clearly...
I'm trying to make it so tomorrow, so...
What if a clipper, here we are, what if a clipper posts a clip tonight of us in the pop-up and it goes viral, 10 million views.
And because of that, 5,000 extra people show up to the pop-up tomorrow.
I
Exactly there's potential here see this content has real life potential chat
Hear that it's a V2 I
I don't know where we're going to put the segues at because the DAP said that he doesn't really want to be on suit.
Nah, I guess I can just drive them.
Fuck the police coming straight from the underground!
What percent do we need that?
What?
What percent do we need the charger at?
Uh, 71.
We're gonna have to charge again though, not a lot.
Is there a way to get like a portable charger for your Tesla?
No. Well usually you just get an at home charger so that when you leave the house it's fully charged every time.
Someone said adapt is the silky of the old house
Bro a naps 30 bruh
He's probably trying to start a family of shit
I feel like you're lying about how far the place is another thing chat I gotta
read through this job I feel like Jerusalem 40 minutes okay it says 38
minutes on the way back it says 39 minutes okay so you've been lying this
whole time about how far it is you said it was 45 minute drive it's only 38 and
you know once we leave the gate it goes down four minutes so it's really only a
35 minute drive so you've been lying to try to make me not want to stream going
42 minute drive right now if we left because they're a little bit of traffic
He said it was an hour
Yes from from the fucking place that we were at
You did say oh it's an hour from the hangar. Yes. It was an hour from the hangar
Now we're at the house which is closer. Are we taking the fruit please? Yes. I need to try yellow water mode
I've never had it for my life
All right, well, can you carry one watermelon?
Wait, do you get two different types or just the yellow?
Just yellow.
I've never- there's no-
Can you grab the pickles too?
I really want to try the pickles.
Cracks hanging out a little bit.
Is- I'll have a crack.
You got to pull the underwear up, bruh.
There you go.
I gotta get crack reduction surgery.
Dude, that's too bad.
He's still out.
That's fine, man.
It's whatever.
There's a lot of shit I gotta try here.
I think we have time for a month then.
Quick little one.
Okay.
Russell's not even here for 15 minutes.
Aw, I didn't know that.
You might have to open that door.
I think it's locked.
No, it's not locked.
It's locked.
It's okay.
Kill us then.
Bro, L camera angles, bro.
Get the angles right.
right go fuck yourself silky please my god he's just taking his good old fucking whoa I can't
he's actually as slow as I ever think
it's locked you open the door
bro open the door
his face lit up when he saw the watermill oh my god
oh really?
oh really?
oh really?
bro come on we have two you can have one
bro unlock the door
Okay, what I am what what?
Yes
Bro guess what I got what yellow water yellow
I'll think about oh
I just ate my monsters three, bro. What the fuck?
It's enough for you, bro. Come on. We can't be nice. Oh, please
Okay, let's not destroy the kitchen
I'm not going to try to keep you warm.
Bro, look at all this shit I got.
I found a little farmer's market on the side of the road.
I got raw honeycomb.
Wait, that actually looks good as fuck.
That's not a good as fuck.
And look at this.
Apparently, I don't know, this might be an urban myth.
If you cut into this watermelon, it's yellow.
That's what I said.
Is this orange light seat?
Oh my God.
We had it for a moment, I'm good.
So, God is good.
You eat it.
Why is this place like that?
Good.
Oh, it's good.
Mmm.
How'd it go?
Mmm.
You're really doing it when I go in.
Yeah.
You're really doing it.
Yo, you just ate it with the skin and everything.
You're supposed to.
You're supposed to.
You're supposed to eat it with its ass.
It's disgusting though, right?
It's a little orange.
Like a really sweet orange.
Your skin is sweet?
Like a tender one.
A sweeter.
Try one.
It's actually a sweeter than a tender.
So you're telling me when I cut into this it's gonna be yellow
Put the point of verse and then go down like that
And then like cap. It's right. I see it's right. I see it's right. It's right. It's right
Well, you don't want to get back in so it'll
Bro, it's not even it's not even yellow I swear it's not I
I swear it's not yellow. Wait actually might be yellow. I've never seen yellow. Oh my god.
Oh, it's no God. Wait it's a yellow watermelon. I've never seen that before in my life. I've
never seen that before in my life. Is this healthy? Bro. Can I get a slice? Yeah. Oh
Oh my God.
Wait, that looks kind of smelly.
Oh, you saw that?
Yes!
I'm pretty sure they don't make no memes on my face when I'm not wearing that.
Fuck.
Whoa!
My mom was like salivating me.
Um, I gotta cut a little chunk out here.
Here, will you?
Take half of that and let's try it.
Take it out, take it out, take it out.
Bro, it's actually a yellow watermelon.
What is it?
Are you?
Okay, hold on to us.
I swear, I swear, sweeter than the regular one.
I swear, sweeter than the regular one.
Oh my God, that's so good.
Wait, that's good as fuck.
Oh my God.
Mmm.
It's a little slicey.
Oops.
Mmm.
That's what I thought it was going to be, it's all right.
I ain't even going to get a word on it.
Rob, unfiltered honeycomb.
Wait a minute, I got an idea.
What?
I got exactly what you think.
No.
Cut this into slices.
And we put this in the Kool-Aid juice.
some extra on that I think it'll be a banger.
Watermelon is super watery.
Like will it soak up the kool-aid?
Oh my God, please.
I squeezed the fun police.
How's that the fun police?
He was just trying to give me an entry to watch out.
Yeah, no, because he wants to go to the pop-up
with Davey for his event and do the walkthrough
and the photo shoots and everything on stream.
Oh, is he not supposed to?
I mean, it's my pop-up.
No, I mean, it doesn't matter.
But like, you know how like when you're on stream,
you just trolling and like don't push it serious?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm trying honeycomb for the first time.
What time is it?
We're supposed to be there 8 and it's 40 minutes away.
7, 7, 12, so.
Oh, you want some meat up at time?
Hold on.
It's honeycomb.
It's honeycomb.
What?
Put the honeycomb on top of what?
I've got to try honeycomb myself.
I've never tried honeycomb.
You're not asking me, I'm not supposed to eat honeycomb game.
You're not?
Well, I mean, it's not like you're not, but like, it's not like a fucking Velosike seeds and fucking eat the honeycomb.
Well, try the honey on the watermelon, man. I want to see how that's for this.
It just whacked?
What's that hand?
He's icing a bot like I actually do.
Yo, Nick's money line, 5K to 18,000.
I'm not playing around, I'm dead-ass.
I took that shit, dead-ass, what's wrong with me?
Wait, right now?
Nick, guess what, the score, the score that Nick's are up five.
I'm not playing around, I'm just going to check out.
I'm not playing around.
Yeah, I got a good full seat.
Wemby is rattled like, they got the thing on,
rattled like, dead-ass.
I swear, I swear, I swear.
I said I'm going.
Yeah, they got go, but he's rattled.
No, no, no, no, no.
Basically, basically, start from the hole.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hold on, hold on.
A little bit of honey on watermelon?
I'll just try, just try, bro.
Let me make sure the poop doesn't get on there.
Just a little bit.
That honey stick is him.
That honey stick is fall.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Time, time.
Not bad.
Not bad?
Not about chatting off.
Actually, let me try.
Hmm.
What do you want?
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pinch you.
I know I ended my twitch.
For the game.
I was doing some shit wrong and all.
That is a good honey dog, say that.
Like without the honeycomb shit.
The honeycomb's good.
You know this right here, this type of shit?
This shit right here, this combo right here,
National Combo, get your beef up.
What do you mean, like you need?
Make sure to dig bigger?
Get your beef up.
So how do you even watermelon make my dick bigger?
I just think I'm gonna make your dick bigger.
But like, I'm like watermelon,
when I was eating watermelon,
my son was like, she would just only bring me watermelon.
Worked too wrong for like,
that was at the height of that mountainous bro.
Like I was like, always retarded.
That's why I'm always hard
Actually why I'm always so horny
That's where when I would eat a watermelon, bro, my shit was ladies or honeycomb
This is gonna make you shit.
Really?
Yeah, it's a lot of fiber.
Neck the rings, what's that, this?
No, those are, um, it's a cum clot.
Wait, neck the rings are in this?
What is that, like a peach?
You have a neck ring?
No.
It's like a horn?
This mango, you can eat the skin, this is hard.
That's a white mango.
What?
Uh-huh.
It's not orange on the inside.
No.
What time of pickle is this?
That's some shit.
Oh, it's a garlic pickle.
Mm-hmm.
So it tastes like garlic?
What?
What time is it?
What time is it?
Where did he go?
I want you to get a death certificate.
Where is it?
In the back of my truck.
You know, I'll get it.
Yeah, he's on some all-street type tip.
Wait, um, what?
What's your name?
Do you want to see it?
Is it, like, far away?
He's on some all-street type tip.
Wait, um, what, what's your...
Do you wanna see it?
Is it like, from Farmer to Merget?
No, no.
I had to drive over an hour to get it though.
You had to drive an hour just to get it.
An hour to get it in the paid-for bands.
Oh, oh, I know this is a crazy aspect.
We already went through a plane hangar to pick it up.
Just a little hangar to pick it up.
Oh, this might be some, what is it, like a, like a fucking...
Like a... like a...
Fucking crazy
It's it's it's some crazy shit a crazy figurine
Watch the game. I know you're not watching the game because it makes it wouldn't hate her
I told everybody last because you know what niggas thinking that oh, no way they lose second time at home
Yeah, yeah, oh my god
This is sexy as fuck
This is fire want to bro Jason and Ron were hating
Yo, words about us in the fires, fuck, I'm dead-ass.
Thank you, brother.
And I love the wheels.
Thank you, brother.
What the fuck did you do, dumbass?
What?
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Look at you fucking scratch your shit.
Oh my God, this is fire, at least.
I love this man.
And the, oh, okay, what the?
Are these segues?
You got one for you and him?
Yes.
You see them with four bands?
They're the mall cop edition ones.
Hey Russell, they're the mall cop ones.
Oh my god.
Like the ones that you like.
Have you did a mall cop segment?
That's what I said.
We go to the commons.
No.
Like you just wear the...
Ah yes.
Yeah.
Like you just wear it on some shit like...
What's up do you think mall cop?
Well I don't think you can actually impress it.
I think it's a real cops. Oh, yeah, they're not real cops. You can only impersonate a real. No, you just can't impersonate a real cop
Yeah, you have chick filet on the back of your cart
I was given out to the homeless
Two boxes
Bunch of chicken sandwiches basically
Well, what was that a few days ago? You did go?
So that bag wasn't for you. No, I bought 10 chicken sandwiches gave
Is it you?
Once to a homeless kid give one to a homeless dad give one to a homeless lady. I mean, you definitely had saw
They give back to one homeless lady and then she started talking about men in blue blue
Okay, no, I bought the food for myself and ended up giving it to the homeless that's a slip-swap
So if I bought the for the homeless people and ate their food that'd be different
But I bought it for myself and just was feeling nice
What's what the fuck is oh my man, what the fuck is that what same thing this?
What is that always there? Well, this is like a safety kit for your sabershock
Wait, does this go up like it looks like it moves
Well, this is hard take these out. I can't take it out cuz he think I don't want to see it before I give it to you
Hmm, I think his bedroom is right there. Oh, no
His bedroom is right here. Oh, yeah
Sometimes like I'm not alive if I go in the court right now. He's in the theater if I go in the court right now
He'd normally like to peek out see who's out there and then record me. So I don't know. He's in the theater
Oh my god, do I just keep him in here then?
I have to right I want to drive this so bad. I can't
damn this shit hard as fuck, Lays
should I go get changed?
the stars in the ceiling, you put the stars in it?
no
did I just close them?
no, why?
oh, cause this is right there
oh no, that's just like who did it
it's a company
wait, the company is the one that did the...
they put the kid on here
they put the kid on
for free or no?
no, no, I...
I don't know
fucking wish
bro, I was about to do my stars for that whip
left
niggas never messing me again, bro
You didn't pay him did you scammed him I didn't even bring my car
What do I wear
Well last time when you were going on your anniversary day with Tarla and you was laughing like
That was not I was you act as like a nerd
I was he said that means you left so hard. I that's what I gotta know. I
Don't remember. I didn't see then that that that means. I know
No, you were trying to get some lines.
Bruh.
But there's no way out.
Yo, I swear I was looking at you like, what made this thing
a lot so hard?
I didn't s- I- I don't- I- I wasn't even laughing.
I'm probably- I'll throw a laugh in that tip-talk.
Oh, wait, I got a question here.
Do you feel the touch left here?
Yo, dude, there's something on the next game.
Yo, I can't believe the nicks are actually
going to win at all.
Oh, wow.
I'm a bad on the next game, and fuck, they're exciting.
I'm not on the next game.
Trust me.
and when he has nine, when he's bummed ass has nine points
I'm going to take a g, take a take real quick just a little bit. I'm going to move my new battery for this backpack.
Oh
Like this first you're losing of course I hear so
I'm going to get the shit out of you.
I'm going to get the shit out of you.
I'm going to get the shit out of you.
Yo, where's the chat?
Where'd you leave the chat?
Hey, what's up?
What do you want to wear?
It's for your top cap, please.
No, bro.
Why?
Chat, style me.
What do I wear, chat?
Or should I just wear what I want to wear for the photo shoot?
I swear to you, I wear it.
I'll be here all day.
Tweak it!
Thank you for the five gifted, bro.
Appreciate the five.
I'm not going nude.
You're helpless.
Wear a hoodie.
Yeah, it's probably real old, so she goes around on top of the billboard.
Oh!
Okay.
Surprise!
Um...
Maybe like, um...
Wait, she works on a brighter color since you're going to be sitting on top of the billboard?
Shit.
A brighter color?
It's going to look like...
Let me see that picture.
I don't want it to look like it's just a floating head, you know what I mean?
Catch her somewhere?
Hmm...
That's scented, I just don't know where.
I mean, I could always do something like this.
Like this green.
Yeah, that's what it is.
That's cool.
like he's this cut is this calm is this calm chat okay so like so like is this
calmer here like this fit yeah what do y'all think maybe different shoes but
Some forces maybe you have forces no am I co-lite I like it just come where you're
right choose I might be tough
I think it's some calm shit like this kind of a vibe no with black pants or
I put like jeep blue jeans on her
My fuck I said his light up shoes bro you almost 30
Did you have green shoes that you never worn you could wear them?
No they don't really match this.
You sure?
Nah, it's like a whole different shade of green.
Really?
Are you low key?
Nah, not at all, never mind.
I'm tripping.
Who are these?
The slime guy ones?
Yeah, the slime guys.
I feel like this fit right here with these blacks and then watch.
I have an idea.
Oh my god, the green light up.
Come on now.
Well, that's fine.
What is this clip you're gonna be wearing?
Right, like a Fortnite hoodie?
Or like a llama on it?
Like, come on, you can't hate on this fit!
That's hard, that's hard.
You can't hate on this fit!
I'm deadass bringing back the green light-ups!
They're saying black shirt.
I kind of thought it was white.
We'll keep the shoes off for now until we get there to save the battery life.
Alright, I feel like something's in the middle.
Maybe a lightening?
No, I had to shave my teeth.
Because my beard's getting a little older.
Why are y'all saying sun shaving skin?
I'm shaving skin.
Now, if you're choosing, we'll quick watch this chat.
Shaving skin, right?
What's that then?
Hair.
Just because you guys are old enough and don't have enough hair, don't have any hair to shave?
Doesn't mean I don't, son.
Now, if you'd excuse me.
And I swear, so well we got, if I should one person's, I'd slay in this chat.
Slay cut them eyebrows bro cutting your eyebrows and keeping your hygiene healthy is not slay
Let's go, Princess of Caliphases.
I'm not sure where your top cap chain, but you zip up your hoodie enough so you can't
see the broken heart.
Hold on.
You can't turn them while we're talking, you gotta keep them in the middle of the training room.
First day of school all of a sudden.
How is this the first day of school?
Lodge, you said it's a going to my first model photo shoot.
Hey, who want to catch a breath?
I'm gonna catch a breath.
What's up, where you going?
I'm out, I'm going to go first.
I can't are you wearing all black forces? No, why can't I see them on my screen?
I
You can't be going into that fire-ass cyber truck in the fucking light-up-soons game.
I don't talk to them too often, but they've been stated.
They're not both?
Yeah, they're both.
Yeah, they're ganged up.
Please take off your shoes, bro.
It's not even the jacket.
I'm going to.
That's my thing.
Yeah, all of it is.
Oh, my god.
Dude, thank you, woo.
Thank you, woo.
Thank you, woo.
Here you go, Mr. Cooper.
Here you go, Mr. Cooper.
Here, give me the fucking screw, bro.
Hey, where are you going?
I'm going to call you, bro.
You're actually a fucking...
You're probably a fucking ankle, bro.
Well, there's got to be a different way to change the colors.
There's no way you got to do that.
The colors, he has to do that.
He does that shit every time, man.
God, I think I'm coming behind you, bro.
You want me to turn off?
You want me to turn off?
He's just blinking now.
He fully charged.
You got a portable shoe?
Charged my shoes?
No, I did.
You charge them with USB-C?
Yes.
I need a portable to charge my shoes.
I mean, I have a charging device.
Well, you cannot tell me I don't look swaggy for the photo shoot.
mod change title to
going to my first photo shoot first day as a model
brah
alright maybe uh meet us there also
where am i going to seat
where can we put these in the back
the back is full
You have the segues in the back.
Shit.
No, you're right, you're right, you're right.
You hear it now.
Now we'll figure it out.
Here, this you go.
Talk to flowers, you know.
Brothers, throw the flowers at the front door.
No more throwing, man.
Not what I meant.
Not literally throw them.
One for him, one for a death.
Wait.
Hurry!
Nice job, Drew!
Dude!
I have one hand. It's hard.
I don't know if...
Wait, where'd you put the golf clubs?
You took them?
I got them.
Wait, there's another box in here.
I need one box.
Where am I going to stay?
You think my legs are a foot thing?
It's about front.
Can you?
There it is.
Ow.
Thank God, Drew.
Yo, I didn't even realize I did have an iPad in the back.
Right, dude.
Do you have anything on there?
Movies twitch wait wait
How far do I have to go to find myself on twitch? Okay, we got happy gal typical gamer jinxie
Burt Pina
case those 24-7 channel before mine. All right
Let's go to the IRL section. Wow. I'm just nowhere to be seen on twitch. Am I?
Like what twitch what is my discovery?
Bro, it's not even possible to find me on the main screen
We wrestle you know how to get get down right
Okay
like drive sideways down the driveway so it doesn't screw it up not crazy you
don't know crazy it's not actually the car's not actually welcome you should be
okay but just like can I lift it or no? I'm sure you can wait that it's because
that door is open Drew never shut his passenger door do it real quick Drew
That's right, open it and I'll un-shut it.
Yeah, I never did.
Lowering the ride height.
You can hire it.
It's a great height.
And then hit high.
Wait, auto does it.
Nice, now check and just see my dick.
No, it's not closed.
There you go.
Look up your name.
You fucking kidding me bro?
Nice, if I can watch Jinxie but I can't watch myself.
Fucking, I have to just give him Jinxie fucking money.
Bro I wanna watch Lacey on Twitch.
Am I in the just chatting section?
Here we go
Alright, can I get some help here? Yeah, so go go a little like left. Yeah, okay
You're you could go a little straight now
Like last left left through now go straight now turn the wheel a little like once you get down a little bit turn away a little right
Like have your front right wheel you have it hired you honestly should be good to just go slow the cars hired
You should be fine, but just try to go. Yeah, turn right now. You're good now. Oh
No way a Cybertruck is low enough to scrape I have a lip on mine
Do you have a phone charger
You don't have any USB-C to charge my shoes?
I do, but I'm sure if you want a camera, I'll put it in.
Yeah, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, wait, am I not even using USB-C, never mind.
It's an old charger.
That's a mic, no, that's a micro.
I need a micro.
Well, I have a micro penis, but I need a micro USB-C.
That's micro HDMI or not.
Wait.
I don't know where to.
I put an HDMI out.
Micro something.
All right Chad at least I can read Joe while we go now. How y'all feeling man?
It is I could literally just see here in the chat.
Oh, you know how cars are wherever you want to get there? Because we're sitting in the back.
You're such a little sissy. He literally cries out everything.
Play music?
I don't even know if I can. Wait, Russell, hit the bar.
Hit the bar.
Oh, you got turned up.
Is it playing though?
Oh, you gotta press play. That's fine.
Hey!
He's just talking.
Dalin and
And I give up forever to trust you.
I know that you feel me somehow.
You're the closest to heaven that I've ever been.
And I don't wanna go home right now
And all I can taste is sweet
All I can breathe into the
Champion is my fifth stop, right?
And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't need to be understand When everything's made to be broken
I just want to never fly alone
Alright, so, no no no, so let me ask y'all, if this fit isn't hard, tell, I want to know in your guys opinion what a good fit is
If a nice jacket, black pants, and a chain with a white undershirt isn't a nice fit, what's a nice fit?
What's a nice fit to you guys?
I don't have a squid games fit on.
Looks like you're going into the squid games.
So, because I wear... Okay, I can say that about any fit in the world.
Yes, but you could relate a color-schemed fit to anything.
There's a show or a movie with something involving that in every color scheme.
I mean, nah.
Knock a lie, Lacey, for a model you look extremely good right now.
I would think you're a Louis Vuitton or Gucci model. Thank you
And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
Such a beautiful song, man.
And the way I sing it, I sound so good.
Okay, y'all can't even lie, I sound good singing this song.
yes
come on
me
tell ya i'm sorry
you don't know how
you
you
you
you
you
You
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it was so hard
Oh, take me back to the show
Holy shit, it's all fucking cosplay songs, eh boys?
Okay, we can put him in the other one yet.
That green jack that compliments your eyes so well, thank you.
Chad, he's floating in this song.
By now you should have somehow realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
But by me the word is on the skin that this body really eyes out
I'm sure you've heard it all before but you never really had it down
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
And I don't want to tell you what to whine about
And I don't want the lies of me as well
Or whining
And I don't want to tell you what to whine about
The light is setting in the world
The light is setting in the world
Yon is calling me
Hello?
Hello?
Whats up? Im live, Twin
Can you stupidly can hear me?
Yeah I can hear you
Lacey, Tesla happens
What?
My call? I said my call im stupid
I know it is, I'm not sure you can ask.
Wait, it got stolen?
Yes, like I actually think my car got stolen on Hockey.
How does your car get stolen?
Well, so basically I got back from a trip, I got to find something from one, and I got to my car, and I parked my car on my left,
and when I got back it was not there, so I ran for a belt, and I saw it taking it away.
I'm not laughing. It's not funny.
Okay, well okay, Yana, hold on a minute.
Wait, what?
It had what?
Wait, wait, wait, you said you checked the ring cam and there was a tow truck?
Oh my God, Donna, Donna, Donna, I've heard about these schemes before in LA.
I've heard about these schemes before.
Okay.
Oh my gosh, it's bad.
Are you ready?
It's bad.
So basically, like, there's these companies, right?
And what they do is they come and they tow your car when you park it in an illegal spot.
You idiot.
Your car is not stolen.
You parked it in an illegal parking spot, and they towed it away!
I see. I see. I see. Please. Listen.
It was not an illegal spot. It was in a public parking open spot.
I'm telling you, I'm not kidding.
Did you pay your car payment?
I took it. Yes, I paid my car payment.
I took it. I paid all my car. I paid $500 for the car ticket.
I took it. I need everyone's thank you. I took it.
I took it?
Yes, and I just wanted to call and say that was true.
wait what car is it yeah I stole your I stole your 2015 Toyota Camry I stole
so in the cam in the ring camera what did you see happen in the ring camera
It was a tow truck
Why did you have tickets on your car?
Okay, so you have $500 in the past paid parking tickets, maybe
Yana open my stream I want to show you something cool, okay
No, trust me. Yana just look Yana look my shoes are lighting up
The total life age is another time, please.
What the fuck?
You're stream sniping me?
I can't, I can't.
Face him now.
Yeah, stream snip on the road right now, Yana.
Um, okay, so Yana, here's what you're going to do.
You're going to want to call the number on the side of the tow truck.
Okay, so I'm talking to you.
I thought I got an update.
I got an update every couple of freaking blocks.
So I was wondering, I was wondering, listen.
Yeah.
Your stretch of my cream is just a fucking hot bowl.
How did I just hear your sound board?
How did I just hear your sound board through my phone?
Oh, I don't know, I don't even know if that's even possible.
I've never seen that.
You want me to, listen, okay, yeah.
You know what?
I'll just get you a new car.
Yeah
Okay, yeah, I'll get you a new car and I'll deliver it to you sometime early this week
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, I got you let me talk to my guy my car guy who gets all my cars and sources them and let me fight
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get you one and I'm
It didn't get stolen if you got picked up by a tow truck it got towed is what happened
It's probably impounded right now and when your car's impounded in LA you rack up a bill every day. It's impounded
He said, learn the answer, you're a clever lady, but come again since I can't...
People are not the cause of my contact, but if you didn't have it,
I said if I didn't have it, I'd need to follow a police report,
and you know I have a police report, don't you have it?
Stop.
Do you have a phone soundboard? Why am I hearing your soundboard?
The only reason I have a portable line!
A portable soundboard?
No, I'm- I'm so real, I see- I- I see this in my supercar.
Okay, maybe file a police report then.
It may not have anything to do with you talking about.
Someone take a look at this.
I don't know what it says.
I don't know what it says at all.
But you- you have a- you- you-
I will teach you to call me.
You'll find the one you don't have to pay me.
Can you come watch us on an ice one?
Oh, you want me- you want me to take you car shopping?
Yeah!
Okay, I'm not paying a dime.
That's okay!
Hey, I just said I have a little bit of cash that you pay.
OK, what's your budget looking like?
I don't want to.
It's like $1 million.
What?
$1 million.
$1 million?
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah, I can actually know this dealership that I got my golf cart from.
OK.
And we can get you a nice million dollar.
It'll probably be like, we could probably get you a Porsche GT3 RS.
They're out of mill.
OK.
Yeah, and I might get one too that day. I don't know. I'll decide I'll decide
Yes, we'll go car shopping. Oh, you could get a million dollar Porsche GT3 RS, and I might buy one too the same day
Okay
All right, I hope you find your car
I Krillin!
And I'm gonna burn it all down!
Yeah I'm gonna kill all the whores!
I got the drastic speed limit.
Scatter score?
There's fries around here, 95.
Today was gonna be the day but there ain't no going back to you.
Wait!
But now you should've somehow read a line watchin' out the cell.
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do, about you now.
I don't know, can I watch the game in the Tesla chat?
I think this first win is that crazy to say
What is this blue fast shit?
What am I watching? We're like, what is this?
Yo, Rums, text me what the live line is for the Spurs Moneyline right now.
Rums, text me right now.
Should I turn it on on the phone maybe?
Please don't, bro, guys. That's not even a bad bet. Live Moneyline spurs down 12 with 6 minutes?
That's not a bad bet.
What spurs live money line.
That's not a bad bet, chat.
Not a bad bet at all.
Plus 650?
Throw 500 on the spurs.
Those long ass timeout.
I'm telling you, Wemby is not losing his game!
You just threw 500 dollars away?
Wait, what is going on with the Spurs?
I really thought that they were going to win.
Check out how crazy it is if the Knicks win two at home.
You know how nuts that is?
Or went two away?
All right, why doesn't Fortnite Chapter 7, Season 3,
will officially feature sex?
What?
What?
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
FINALLY!
Holy shit, when he's so long...
I genuinely think they can win this.
Actually, it's fine.
Not good.
I genuinely think Spurs can come back.
Do you know if I can use her chadrille?
Wait, how did they get 97?
It's not a donation.
So if you're able to pick us up here,
then we'll be just so nice to you.
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
I knew I should like I wish it would have let me place his bets
I'm at the max bet amount for this game. You won't let me bet any more
What did I tell y'all what did I tell y'all what did I tell y'all bro I know ball oh
My god that $500 would have turned to 11k if they win the $500 would have turned to 11k
But it wouldn't let me place the bet. This is what it said. I'm actually gonna freak out. I'm actually gonna freak out
You could place a maximum bet amount of $60.
dollars
I must say you already found the game only like three bands
You like three bands
He did is it didn't work
Whoa, I wanted to bet on them when they were down 12 500 would have turned into 11 K
I know it there I'm telling you they're gonna win this game
Oh my god
Two-point game I knew it. I literally called it. I literally called it. I literally called
it literally called it bro
I
Game tie game nice bro. Yep
Called it
Oh my god
Yes, told you
I see much
That's what a bit 11k
Like that.
Nice, bro.
Nice bro. No this is lit chat. This is actually mad lit. This is mad lit chat. This is this
is just so lit bro. I mean no I'm not I'm not gonna crash it either way but like
when I'm trying to place a bet $500 and it says you place the maximum amount you
can't bet anymore and that bet would have hit for 11.5k just a little like okay
wow
Oh, wow, they overturned it.
I'm up like 22k this playoffs
Castle got hurt too, so my one slip is done right yeah
It's not even still a three point game, okay, I think Spurs win this
Hey
They have all the momentum right now in these last two minutes, I'm not gonna lie
If it stays under 120
Come line
I miss
Like when be why are you letting them get offensive rebounds my cast was coming back
You can't give that up you cannot give that up
When he's got a mismatch when he's got a mismatch
And be for Ty free
when be what are we doing bro
oh my god Brunson what is going on
holy shit this is a good-ass game chat this is such a I'm not gonna lie I'm not
going to the thing until it's a hover
You're trolling rooms I had castle over 21 and a half and he got injured at 21
The gold time is called.
And I have a message to be...
...on the two points that I first hand have come to you.
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Oh my god, I do this in fucking cuffs!
The whole road is blocked off!
The whole road is blocked off!
Wait, is Castle not coming back in? He's done!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Hey!
We're being won!
I knew I would have made 12k. Wow. I'm sick.
Chill, chill, chill. I'm sick. I'm sick.
And
Castle didn't hit Brahms, I never should have added that weak ass castle line in there, bro
That's not cool, he's all around the hall with the chains and we play on the finish line.
Runs in his nice bro.
That wasn't even a bad pick, he just got hurt.
My picks have been so green this playoffs
I can't believe that man. I'm like really upset right now, bro. If this first one is game, I'm gonna be really mad
I
Brunson is unstoppable in the last two minutes of every game god damn get his dick out your mouth, bro
It's down there, is that?
Whoa.
Where do we park?
Yeah, I don't like it.
So we can pull around back if we want.
You do that?
I don't know. I don't know how to get back to it.
Take your time. Take your time.
Yeah.
You can wait to show it to her there.
Ummm...
Wait, Wemby what?
Wait, are there a bunch of kids here?
I'm not missing the end of this game.
I'm not missing the end of this game.
Here we go. Here we go, Chad. Here we go.
Door for some light. Wait, it's not. Where's the audio going? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Here we go. Here we go, Chad. This is one of our little forces insane.
That's a really good foul.
really good foul. Oh my god
the deep. What are you doing? He sold. He sold the game. He sold the game. What? Just call
time out oh my god webby what are you doing
hit a game winner please
brunson's not missing a free throw
you're going to be a perfect
the
you
he is no way they don't get a rebound
wrong
oh my god when B has a chance to get a game winner
and go and win game 2!
Low key I gotta stay outside or something bro.
Get outside, get outside, get outside, quick!
Who's getting fried?
No, no, no, it's, it's, leave me the last shot.
No, it's the last shot. Wemby's gonna take him in here.
Did they not time out?
Yes, it's time out right now, but wait, what are they looking at, what are they looking at?
If it was out or not?
It's a kickball!
Kickball!
Yeah, he's good, he's good, he calls it out, he's good!
Oh my god.
I think that's close enough, I'll try to shop for you.
What?
Yeah
My god, when he's gonna get the ball in the post and go for a game winner
Castles in the game
You're trusting when we to take a game winner. I'm not gonna lie the spurs go down to oh losing both at home. It's over
Oh my god, here they go!
Inbounding the fox?
What? Do we want a Wemby?
Let's go!
Oh my god, Wemby!
Oh my god!
Wow!
You guys just lost some money?
Yeah.
Thank god.
Fuck y'all.
No, one of my bets hit though.
Dude!
No way!
Wemby lost that!
What?!
Oh, shit, it's the baddest thing I've ever seen.
Where'd you put it up?
Yeah, it's over there.
So, uh, yeah, but you got to put some back here for the whole thing.
Oh, we can't film back here again?
Yeah, I'm just going to film back here. Just like...
Excuse me.
Yeah, you have to come over here.
Come over here, you're all good.
What do you mean?
I mean, how do you even do that?
Look at the fucking job, bro.
You guys, this is so dark now.
This is tough.
What do you guys think?
I don't know.
Y'all blacked out the slime guy.
He's blacked out, Chad.
He's blacked out.
We got massive antacondas.
He's like a curses bro, these are dying.
My shoes are dying.
On the roof.
If it's wanted, try to switch to his.
We're climbing the roof.
You can film BTS.
Why are we climbing the roof bro?
Let me see Chad let me know Chad let me know if it's Mr. Delacy.
I can't believe when we missed that shot oh my god.
How much did you lose?
3k.
Matt are you good? You shut off.
I'm on droves now. I'm actually done here.
We're gonna go on the roof and climb on to the tap-tap billboard.
No, real quick.
This meetery hasn't even started yet.
I know.
Yo, got tap-taps?
Oh my God!
We want to save these.
We want to find these and open them with you.
Really? You gonna open right now?
Yes! This guy hooked them.
You need to know, you mother...
I got it. I gave him a draw.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah!
Wait, okay, okay.
This is the first opening.
The first opening.
The first opening.
No, no, no, no.
Same time, same time.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh, just put your feet in the ground.
Come on.
Wait a minute.
One by one.
You first.
You first.
Three, two.
Common.
It's fun.
It's fun.
It's fun.
Moonbite.
Moonbite.
What's her name?
William.
William got it.
Okay, next.
Come on.
Oh
My name is Louie Louie. Yeah first on Boston of Ford do it. Okay. Okay
Anyone else
Look at this
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna need that. I'm gonna see that off you
That is sick that I say let's go
You're coming on to let's go dude, let's go
Listen to do our history when it do oh when it probably do oh we got like 12
You'll win the next FLCS.
Oh, we can't.
Yo, come on, bro.
What's wrong with you two?
We can't promise you that.
No, this is the one.
Me and Vito are going to bring it home.
Come on, Miss.
On Lacey's life.
OK.
Oh, my gosh.
Not mine.
We've got to get fast on the roof.
On the roof, OK.
All right.
We're going to come down in a second.
We're going to go on the roof.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's get in the roof.
Yo, I don't like heights, bro.
Is this dangerous?
Wait, these are all tadcats!
Run! Come on!
Imagine this is the one slime guy?
Wait, come on.
Chat statistically, there's a slime guy up here.
I got uh, Forge.
Oh my gosh, the ex-hills!
Dude, these dudes are awesome.
I mean, well I haven't won an FNC yet.
So fucking annoying, dude.
No!
Can we steal these?
Oh my god, they click so nice!
What?
You get four, I get four?
Yeah.
Hey, you remember the one after this?
Fuck no!
No!
Wait a minute, what?
Get out of the way!
What the hell are you doing in this way?
Yo!
Is that a lot better than the first one?
These are way better!
Yeah, they're way better.
Wait, it's literally...
It works.
It actually works.
Good job.
Lacey, unbox one.
Do you want to unbox one of the new ones?
Wait, let me take the phone out.
I know which one's better.
After this, though, you're on the roof.
Okay, okay, okay.
We gotta get on the roof.
Okay.
Have you said the address yet? Yes, we said the address. It's the pop-up is tomorrow. It's not tonight
I don't know why don't you go here?
You're coming there
All right, three
Well, I got fours, dude
So did I dude? I thought I was gonna get a lucky one. I think I ran in one of the wall
I think so tomorrow
So check if you guys come tomorrow you get the job one day early the live drop is this Sunday or it is
Sunday at one one right one p.m. PSD
Bro, this is gonna be sick. Hey, what are you doing, bro?
We got you we got you staff
My sister not these ones. This is what we're selling. We're
I know well we got you one that says staff on the back of the actual team
We said staff us here. Yeah, okay. I started where when they go up for the photo shoot. Yeah
Yeah, I'm drift out though. I'll say me
Like I never mean you look like you just got back from like a place. I started
Today is the back of the wedding
bro ready oh my god
this packaging is sick yo yo we're making everything i don't care i don't care
oh this is creatures to me
oh that's it that's it i'm gonna need that i'm gonna need that
get up on the roof all right lacey stop okay
Okay, roof, roof, alright, let's go.
Let's get out of this room.
Alright, come on.
Let's go, let's get it.
All the way through the back.
Lane, are you taking photos?
Uh, yeah.
I can't stop.
Yeah, come.
Yo, chat, my chat's not in the least bit, right?
What's their standard ass?
That is probably not.
No, I just, I actually,
What do you mean that's us you want me to climb a ladder into a ladder
Okay
I'm not a pussy, but like
Okay
Wait, holy shit. Yeah, you like this?
Why are you bouncing on a lot?
I don't do good with high-speed marketing
You got to grab it grab the full
grab the ladder part you're grabbing the sketch part
Yeah, should you go up there?
Yeah, there you go.
I don't like her!
You got it!
I can't do it!
Yeah, but then how are you going to get up?
I think I got it.
Yeah, light up the shoes.
I
Think maybe
True be true be careful. I'm not liable for anything that happens to you right now. Oh wait. This is a hard part
Hey
Oh
Wait, can we go look out from the front?
Hey, where could we step?
You know I was sitting out there and actually
196
191
Ooh, that's close
Honestly, you're gonna be fucking skinnier than me soon
I got it
I'm 167
So this right here is our billboard
We have this billboard, okay
I'm gonna be honest this is actually crazy from six months ago when it was literally like not even a thing to now
We have our own billboard a whole team working for tap caps a whole entire pop-up shop for y'all tomorrow
Actual in person shop. This is this is literally fucking insane all day. So you guys by the way
This is both none of this would be a thing if y'all just afford I want to go to the front
See them and see the bill wait we should go all the way on top. I want to see from the front first
Oh
Yeah, but how's the camera gonna see it?
Wait on top. Oh, oh, can we go under?
Well, it's scary
Oh my god
We got a whole tab-caps billboard
This is sick
We got anti-slam, we got ghost
Bro!
Yeah!
Yo, this is crazy.
This is fucking dope.
This is so sick.
That is crazy.
This is fucking cool.
This is so sick.
There's some fireplace landing.
Like look where we're at.
It's not like we're in like a random place.
We're in the middle of downtown LA.
What?
This is so sick.
What up?
Man, let's run!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
I have to say this.
What's up bro?
Dude, that's so cute bro.
That's the cutest thing ever.
Should we go up?
Yo!
Alright, should we go on the billboard all right? We need to fuck off
The billboard center I know where you going Drew, where are you going? I mean I can't be in the shot
So I don't know where you want me to go, but you can't be up here go downstairs
He can't be right at the bottom. No, cuz it's a drone shot
Before
We're going to the floor?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a little dirty.
Yeah, that's so much good idea.
I think it's pretty stable, it has to stick to the wall.
Right over here.
It's not Fortnite, you can take fall damage.
I'm risking my life.
I think it's pretty stable.
It has to come a little bit.
Why this kid ever?
It's not how it works.
This isn't Fortnite.
Can you hold this real quick?
Yeah.
Yeah, we took a fall damage, so we should be good.
I know you want to test it and then maybe I can go after how you want how you want to
I feel like you just hand me the camera if I try to put the backpack on the left I can
you're good I'll do it with him I think you just I'll go down and then use him to camera
Okay. Yeah, I mean, yeah.
You think this is gonna be too hard to put a back on?
Yeah.
Alright, back. Don't pull him out.
Did you get a wrestle?
Yeah, yeah, ask for a max jump
Wait, how many gigabytes did you get that's why
bro it's AI bro everything's going up, hard drives, all that shit's fucking taxed
I'm not bad, I'm not your trustee
We're going to run it a couple of times.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Guys, we're going to run it like 235.
So you're going to bring the drone back.
Huh?
I'm scared!
This is not feel sturdy. It's not stable.
No, we're not.
Hey, a couple more.
Did it look good? Yeah, it was good.
Oh, I still watch out in the dark!
Hey, it's like three more.
I think it's all in three more.
I got to turn my shoe lights on for the next one!
I
you guys on the
What?
It's right across from the obsession wheel movement.
Oh, shit.
Hey, can you come over here?
Hold on.
Let me put my shoes on.
Let me put my shoes on.
My shoes are dead.
How actually the biggest baby
Why don't you go over there and take a look?
What's that?
I don't have a handle here.
Why don't you take a look at the drone?
Yeah.
There you go.
That's what they're doing right here.
Oh, there you go.
No!
Yeah.
Guys, the camera's going to stay steady for a second, and then it's going to shoot back
really fast to get like a whole city.
So just do like a pose, like a pose.
Yeah, just do like a pose.
Yeah, just do like a pose.
Either that or guys like hug each other.
Like put your arm around each other, yeah.
That's tough, that's actually tough.
Okay, good.
Huh?
Huh?
Are you guys staying tight?
Landon's on the roof.
He's gonna take a place on the drone down.
Oh man.
Well stay up there.
He's on the roof.
He's hiding.
Oh man.
Wait.
Guys, we're gonna be able to pull skills from this as well.
We'll have photos.
Bye.
I
Yeah, you guys are good.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sure you do. Do you think we seem to be a matter of fact on your plane? Are you all open?
Nah, he wouldn't even notice. You would take one, Frye.
Where are they?
Uh, go in the closet upstairs in his room room and they're in a black suit.
What?
Alright, bye.
Alright, peace.
Bye.
I'm going back to the farmhouse. There's something interesting up there.
Nice angles, I mean, I call Lacey as I answer the phone.
here we go again
i don't even know that
see i'm just not liking this
just don't step on the other
lacey i did it with one hand i'm telling you it's not that hard
it is that hard
i did it with one hand it was good
i got all my weight on it
we got to join the cutscene over there
what's going on over there
you sound like one
Well, yeah, Russell, how about your ass clock up here?
I'm going up and down twice.
You heard who did.
Yeah, that boy Russell was up and down twice.
Fuck you.
You okay, Nicholas?
Just focus on what we taught you.
Oh my god.
Not the yellow.
Not the yellow.
I'm not going to lie, I stepped on the yellow.
Oh yeah, that's cool.
Yeah, you're good.
Okay.
I don't know what I'm coming at.
That's what you're looking at.
All right, I'm sorry.
Okay, we're going to talk about it.
See, I just don't fucking ladders, bro.
Good brother
Feel so safe
Yeah, this is a little more sketch for sure
Oh my gosh, you wobbling oh my god, let me touch the earth again. Oh
Who I don't like heights. I really don't like it's on the light. It's so bad. I really don't like heights at all, bro
All right, now, Max, let's go open down the chair, y'all.
Let's go open down the chair, y'all.
Is anyone in the bathroom?
We're filming, say talk.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's take her talk here.
Hello?
Could you come back over here?
Here, would you be able to?
Yeah.
Look at all the tap cats y'all
Yeah, box is full of tap caps
Another box full of tap caps
Two drop right here box is full then we have an entire
Literally an entire wall full
That's some of the XL's up here
and some PCs, PS5s, bunch of stuff for tomorrow man.
It's Tap Cap PCs?
Oh that's sick.
That is sick.
Let me see it.
It's tap cap engraved all over it.
This is on one of these cherry slimes baby.
Oh, all tomorrow.
I already leaked it.
You leaked everything.
I didn't leak those ones.
No, please.
Wait, like next time, time drop?
Oh no, these are the giveaways.
We're going to give away a thousand of these.
Wait, can I open the PC and see what goes on?
Wait, people can only get these at the bubble?
No, no, no, you can only win them on the app.
Those PCs are...
You can only win these on the app.
Chat, the game that we have coming out tomorrow is going to be the most...
The game is off tomorrow.
And it's going to be on the Apple...
Yeah, yeah, I mean everybody's will say we haven't had a player right now
Well, you kind of so I mean guys we have um let's see tap caps got approved for an official game on the App Store
So if you type in tap cap on the App Store, oh
Right there the game
We are gonna be doing the giveaways on the app this game is a lot better than the last one like a lot better
I'm now learning it. I want to play for the first time. I
I
Want to play this first time this is
There's me some you ask you win on there every single month, so make sure you guys get that game is still you're not gonna win
Shit that the public could get it's only gonna be exclusive something like this is fully under leased
Yeah, it's a slime guy. It's never been released that you can win a thousand on the game. Wait, could we
It's in great in the PC, right? Yeah
Show it
Oh, that's so lame
Only here tomorrow oh
Anti-slamming chrome guy. What is chrome guy? You never heard of chrome guy? No, I know this is under release just made it
We just made it fucking chrome guy. Yeah, did we have
Chrome guy
Just give me one bruh
You gave him it?
You fucking piece of shit.
I'll give Lisa the point.
This is the one that comes out in the drop on Sunday.
That's the rare one.
This one's looking more rare than the other one.
No.
Wait, come look at this.
It's on the after right now.
I'm going to like a lot of tweets of people who see we're playing it.
Show us how to play.
So it's different.
Okay.
This game's a lot of hurt.
It's a hole.
See how far you jump?
You have to tie me.
Like this one, I just want to...
Okay, what the hell?
Dude, it's hard, bro. It's so hard.
You gotta like hold it down.
So in future versions of the game, the pillars are gonna be like rising and falling and there's gonna be like power ups, it's gonna get crazy.
Power ups would be techy.
Chad, I know the game right now.
I'm gonna get addicted.
This game is so addicting.
Clicks, I hit 250.
That's what I got.
Woo!
200 on you, bro.
Oh my goodness.
22.
22.
You try.
You try.
You try.
Good luck.
Hey, hey, hey.
Loser.
Loser.
Yep.
That's on top.
Yeah, buddy.
Kind of lucky to draw skills.
Oh my gosh.
So it's a lot harder than the last one, bro.
Hey, how about this, whoever gets the highest score in 24 hours, we are giving away
No, we are now I'm making it up. I don't give her give it whoever gets the best scores in 24 hours
Jada in the comms. I'm gonna give away the cherry slum. No the red one under this one
Fuck it
I mean, they're gonna be able to win that on the game anyway, so ladies was our practice in yes first person
First person that gets the highest score under bacon
I'm gonna take him to the tap-dash.
Yo.
Is the game hacker-proof?
I don't know, man.
What's this?
It's super-man.
If I don't get this at my address, what happens?
If we don't get this at my address, what happens?
Why don't I get this?
Hey!
This is the only one that exists right now.
Bro, our setups will look sick.
give some out because there's people here that are already here in the pop-up
until tomorrow everyone be here tomorrow at noon 12 p.s.t.
Oh shit
we can do it!
Thank you! Thank you!
Did you get one yet? No, I just did. Thank you.
I'm going to get two more.
Can you sign something for me?
Let's do it, bro.
You all got tap caps? No, I want two.
Can you sign this for me?
Of course, you bought your mouse?
Yeah.
Woohoo!
Teched us.
I got you dude.
Thank you.
How you doing?
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Thank you so much.
Can you sign this?
This is from the Pro-AMT.
That's from the Pro-AMT?
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's see what's up.
Thank you so much.
There.
You look like Marlin.
Yeah.
You look like Marlin.
Yeah.
You look like Marlin.
Yeah.
You look like Marlin.
Yeah.
You look like Marlin?
You're Marlin Junior.
Identical, bro.
You're Marlin Junior.
All look identical, bro.
I asked you for one.
What?
Which one is this?
I'm stealing it.
Let's see what I get.
Let's see what I get.
I'm a fiend.
Three, two, one.
This is the first, though.
This is the first.
You got moonbite.
You got moonbite.
This one, bloom.
I think bloom is underrated.
I think a lot of people's favorites are gonna get bloom.
Put it on your keyboard.
Take it off.
Pull it off.
I'm gonna break it.
No, it won't break.
Yeah, you put that part on to make quickie noise
Yes
Here you give us to your friend
It's I slime my pocket
You know you know one person sold one person sold the green slime ever eleven point five grand
The first person that got the green song got it.
How much?
It was sold for $11.5 grand.
The green one.
So the first person that gets this is going to fucking skyrocket,
and I'm like, hold on.
Please, I'm...
Dude, it's on fire.
I think this is better than the green.
Hey, you guys excited?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I don't know how to do it.
Do you want to have your sharpie?
Yo, can I have your sharpie?
Yeah, sure.
Sold to Drew wall.
I
Raider
Yeah, let's do it.
Where are we going to go?
Are they going to go over here?
What's that, the layout?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is this photo?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
switch him all the way around oh my god you see this here whoa wait who's getting
this box
This is sick yo, this is sick
Good
This is fucking fine
Roar, yeah, I'm gonna bring this
Yo, oh my god, they debox them
Yo, this is the XL box
I don't know. It doesn't matter.
As you can see, we have boxing for this.
And these are the XLOs.
And they actually click.
This is so sick, bro.
So let me click.
Look at this.
Should I?
I don't know.
But these are coming soon.
And this is the boxing.
And they have, like, core, rear, and ultra-rear as well.
And it's gonna be bounced like hitting, it's gonna be hitting.
It's gonna be actually opening.
Just like these.
Bro, this is sick.
I think this is my favorite, Chad.
This is my favorite.
These are gonna be...
The amount of these I'm gonna have in my room is gonna be crazy.
No, the whole set up.
The whole set up is free.
Oh, shit.
I need to open my chat.
That is so tough.
That is so fucking tough.
Is there gonna be an online site?
So, Chad.
Chad, who's this company?
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow you can only cop the new job at the pop-up shop.
from 12 to 6, not gonna be online.
Sunday, 1 p.m. PST, online shop goes out.
You guys need to copy right away before it's out.
Pass two drops, hold on, literally like four seconds.
I don't think, bro, the mountain has so much more.
Yeah, I mean, if we sell out tomorrow,
that'll be the most insane shit in my life,
I'm gonna be honest.
Chad, we have, we made a lot so everybody could get one.
I know.
Hey, jump in me if you're getting one.
Drop in me and then Chad if you're getting one tomorrow.
Now, I wanna see, I wanna know who is here
when we first announced TapCaps for the first time,
it was like six months ago, four months ago?
Yeah, four months ago.
Four months ago, and now we have our first shop.
Dude, this is crazy, this is crazy.
Like, we went in four months from being
a non-existent product,
no one know what a TapCap was,
to now having our own shop,
we have a wall for TapCaps.
This is sick.
And we have XLX.
That's what we just said.
Oh, geebugs!
Hey, what are we drawing?
Have we ever drawn a base?
Yeah, eventually.
Yeah, right now, so the thing right now is,
so like these are all, right now they're like handmade.
So we're making it so that we can make them like with an actual tool,
so we can make a ton of them like we do with these.
So that's the problem right now is we don't have that tool yet.
We're inventors.
We're inventors.
We are.
We're inventors, bro.
We've invented quite a lot now.
Yeah, we actually are.
All these characters just came out of no nothing and out or something.
Check. Big T is the creative brain behind the character.
I come up with a bunch of ideas for characters and I send them to them and they're like, yes or no.
Basically, he basically comes up with the whole storyline, like how Clicks got lost in the forest and all the characters that I went into the forest and then the E-Bos.
Triple T, dude.
I'm gonna stand and leave.
Yeah, I'm gonna stand and leave.
The creator of Marvel, bro.
Yeah, I was joking.
I don't know that shit.
All right, bro.
New Fortnite season?
Yes.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Oh, yeah, we see the picture of that.
Oh, the PCs!
Oh!
Look at that.
Tap, cap, engraved PCs.
These will be given away tomorrow if you come to the to the pop-up shop in Los Angeles
Know you're not
Thousands of top-gaps
I got two rare out of thousands!
Haha!
And I got the anti-slam.
Brod, you didn't authentically unbox it.
No.
I need authentic opening.
Alright, give me my picture.
Give me my picture.
We should look these signs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Woo!
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm sorry.
Right.
Right.
Right.
He does his motion.
And then he does the motion, the last part again.
Okay, but I'm not doing, I'll go like this.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right, whatever you're at.
I mean, it sounds better, I guess.
I don't know what else.
Fine, fine, fine.
What other motion can I do with a big ass stack back in my hand?
I do 49 moves or no?
Yeah, literally whatever and then three.
What are you spawning?
What are you spawning?
This one, like this.
open like like this like
let it let it fly
like that
I like that I'm freezing then I put it in your hand
okay I'll show you
alright
alright everybody
why are you laughing
alrighty
What are you doing?
You can't move.
Like, just be your way.
How do you put my hands in?
Did you just hit the floss in 2026?
No, I hit the Clixi-Munchie, you stupid little bitch.
Yo, you fat chud.
I did a soggy snap into a Clixi-Mrew.
Yo yo you fat chud I did a soggy snap into a quick screw
Yo dude shut the fuck up
Okay now do it right though
Now like you put it in your hands and then you move to your hands
Just go like this
Yeah go do that so you don't have to move your hands
Oh that's fine, alright
Alright ready Drew, ready
Yeah
See that that was good
Flaming my shit
27 is it's a great idea. I'm like, oh, are we running it?
Money spread with tabcaps?
Alright, fuck ya, I'll try that one.
Alright, like so.
Alright, ready?
Oh, that would be good, yeah, fuck.
Like that, right?
Damn.
Make sure your arm is, like, down the corner on me.
Ready? Just get him ready, Russell, cuz...
All right.
Sign.
Sign.
All right.
Grab your ready.
Ready?
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Like this?
You have to do them sideways.
Move it straight away.
Yeah, that's cool.
Come on everybody.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
It works, right?
You don't have to, though.
You're not your mom.
Let's have another chance again.
Stop it.
Bro, stop saying son to everything, bro.
All right.
We're left.
We're left.
We're left.
son to everything bro there is a really another one
tomorrow 12 pst to 6 pst show up right now you know the address
something West Pico 5734 West Pico Boulevard
yeah
Yo, it's your name.
Post the addy on the story again.
If someone goes, they can't find it right now.
It's on the article.
They have to ask you to the article to come in.
So they're going to do it at the door,
or they're going to do it beforehand.
People join the stream tomorrow and then decide to pull up.
They still have to RSVP.
You have to RSVP in the link.
We'll have a sign.
Yeah, we'll have QR codes for you to do it outside.
So it's fine.
But the reason that we do it is because it has everything
They're like waivers like all that stuff is just in the RSVP. So as soon as you are stupid
It's like a tap-tap eats them on case someone you know. Yeah, it tastes like a moon bite
You saw that video
By 374
12 to 6 we're here the whole time. I see great. Thank you for the five gifted also first come first serve the second
These are out not available left. How many are the max people goodbye?
What's the address? Oh
Shit, I don't know five five seven three no, you got it wrong. No five seven
five three seven four
go again
five three seven four West P. Go Boulevard six p.m. 12 p.m.
New it's a six. Tell me what it is nice one buddy. Yeah, that's good
No.
Give me a bottle, bro.
About it?
First bottle, bottle of soup!
Here's a baguette.
What?
No.
Bro, this is so dumb.
Is this the creator box?
Is this the creator box?
Are you ready?
You want to go to the right?
If I have one, I can see the box.
This is the box.
This is the box.
Leave it there.
Nice.
Why can't it be leaving?
You can't really see the box.
What is this?
Lando, this is Loki better.
This is looking better.
Come here.
That's a way better.
Like this.
You can see the tuck ups.
Yeah.
And you can like pull the box.
Anything you can pull with that guy.
If we're back at this time.
You want to see that.
You want to see that.
Wait, can we get to that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I get it shut out of the way.
Come on.
It's a simple thing.
You want to see that?
Yeah.
I'm locking it tight.
It's just not like.
Whatever.
I'm going to be like, ah.
All right.
Okay.
3, 2, 1, 2, and 3, 1, 2, and 3.
Tough?
Yeah, I forgot it.
That's it.
I don't even know what I'm gonna say, though.
Wait, can you even do this?
I don't know.
Oh!
That was tough.
That was tough.
All right, are we excited for the mom?
Well, I'm fucking high, dude.
I'm excited to see any real watcher right now.
No, I'm not gonna lie.
Vino will be pissed right now.
or your dad has not been a thing here.
You're gonna miss the new season.
It's not vacationing.
You're gonna miss the new season.
I set up ten minutes away.
Seven minutes the new season comes out.
You're gonna miss it.
No, come on.
Ten.
You said 9.30.
No, it's 10 p.m.
I said you have to leave at 9.30 to get to your house.
I'm actually excited to go play.
I'm ex-brone.
This is so sick, bro.
We need to like, one string drop, we need to sit back and like, actually reflect on this.
This is sick.
This is fucking insane.
Bro, this is all so dope.
So, okay, so what happens when we, if we come tomorrow, right, we pull up all the high armstream ready to pull up to the event,
see all the people screaming, tap, tap, tap, tap, and there's not a single soul here.
We kill ourselves. We go in the fucking, we go in that billboard, we jump. It's just whatever happens, happens, bro.
That's what we have to do.
I don't even care, Rob.
I think they'll at least be a hundred people here though. They'll at least be a hundred people
Bro, I from my London
Me and green London. I'd like to follow a few
Your fucking motion, man. I swear. Well, I'm on Calabasas though. We're not in Calabasas though
Oh, hey, what about me?
Water, bro?
No, no, no.
This is no leak.
Everyone already saw this, dude.
You want me doing a zesty ass,
crisscross applesauce on a billboard?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Oh!
That's sick!
I can't stand it a little bit.
Show the city more, no?
That's tough.
That one's the best.
That's sick.
That's sick.
That's sick.
Fuck you, zesty ass Chris Price applesauce.
Like a little sissy boy, bro.
That's sick.
Do you have any thoughts on what you've got?
I'm drunk.
And I'm reading chat.
But let's use that one.
Yeah.
We'll use that one.
He's not a zesty minimal.
Sorry.
I called your ass out when I was done, I was like, get your ass out of this cross apples.
I heard.
Why don't we post in that?
Uh, it's a long morning.
Just spam everything in our group chat.
Beauty Icy Queen, thank you for another five gift!
Maybe that's a U.N. Lacy collab post.
That one.
Maybe not on like, yeah.
I think it's a Lacy collab post.
I'm down to collab posts every now and then.
You should.
You guys can do a drink and swim on it.
Like a lark like you and your homies start a company together and just fucking bat it.
Oh, okay.
I don't fucking know.
Oh, you cook with that.
Have you seen your...
Drew, choose the one who cooks it, huh?
Oh, no, I don't do that. I don't do that any of the time.
You're not my...
I thought you created that.
I'm not going to make this place look like they cook this today.
These, yeah, these bang.
Are these you?
I saw 500,000 shares one of them.
That's fucking, oh yeah, because everyone shares it.
That's smart. That's really smart.
Alright, Fortnite season, I gotta go.
See you tomorrow.
Yeah bro, we're about to go play Fortnite right now.
Can you all, uh, stop the treatment, mate?
Alright, Chad, I'm about to go back and play the new Fortnite season.
Fuckin' Fortnite season. Bro, it's only gonna be a fuckin' movie.
I've only got better being here.
Oh my God, Ryan shit, bro.
Better win, better win FNCS.
Chad, for people who are not coming, it's okay.
Sunday, 1pm PSD, dropping on online.
Yes, you guys can get these online, Sunday.
And it's, I'm in the drop, man.
You guys can unbox me.
That is fucking insane.
Creatures 1, Zombie Clays, Creatures 2, Surge, Lacey.
Wonder why?
Because you can't get fucking Swarm Surge.
She sucks at the game.
You go see when I win that West FNCS.
I will suck your meat if you get Thompson
deal
I matter of fact no no no
I will drop I will give you $20,000 to get top 10 enough in Tansy Grand Finals
Mother's Life
Hand on Bible
$20,000 like a top 10 in Tansy Grand Finals
Fake on it right now
Grand Finals
No scamming
No scamming
But
He's not
Yo Arc we got some work to do because your prize pod just increased by $5,000 if you wouldn't
I'm gonna fucking let you know buddy
Maybe old surge, new surge
This fat ass is gonna take all the damage and R can't get the damage.
You're just gonna take Hank everything.
The thing is your hitbox is different, like a fucking...
We'll see.
We'll see.
He doesn't know shit. He hasn't even won yet.
I know.
What the...
Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
Oh, I know how the new surge works.
How about Dead Last in the left?
Dead Last, talk about it.
I know how the surge works.
You're gonna eat your words after I win this FNCS with Venom.
How long have you been saying that for? I don't know.
If you win this FNCS, that shit is lemmiki.
You had to get the prior winner to win.
What?
I guess my whole life is about Mickey like that.
Well Mickey bro, I shit as little Mickey.
The only person that knows you have to be delusional to get him.
Because you were delusional and you got it.
Yeah, and I'm delusional right now. I'm gonna win West FNCS.
And I love that for you, but that's fucking stupidism.
So why, what makes this season different from the last 10?
The last 10, this is the one.
I got second three FNCSs ago, like...
The reason why I'm different is because it's fresh.
When you have a fresh everything, fresh new coach, new fucking duo, everything's fresh.
For a second, it's like the worst shit ever because you're like, like you really lost it all.
Yeah.
I have points.
Three kills.
Like touch slash, right?
I don't know.
Touch slash.
Yeah.
I just looked at you and...
Okay, so we have to pass the question.
What would you do if you don't win FNCS and Higgs wins?
If you want to win.
If he is about to win and I don't have a chance to win, I'm drinking.
And what if he still wins?
What if he still wins?
It's impossible.
What if he still wins?
That's so messed up.
That's so messed up.
That's so fucking messed up.
You've never been a competitor.
Yeah, that makes sense. You can get it.
You can get it, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, Chad, we got another drive.
Oh, sure.
I don't see any water.
I don't see any water, so...
No water?
No, that's none.
What?
Oh, the movie?
Oh, that shot at all.
All right, y'all gotta be back here.
Can you guys be back here like 11, 15 tomorrow?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Just wind like a lot.
Go a lot.
So we're gonna be back here.
Are you guys live right now?
Yeah.
You wanna mute it?
Yeah, mute it.
We'll see you back here.
That would actually be a crazy glitch.
Keep it up.
Okay, they didn't have any water so I had to get stuck with a gatorade.
Brother, I showed the case of water. You can't slide.
Oh, here it is. Hold on.
Bro, it's probably darkish. Wait, is there lights in the front?
Yes, there's. You can turn. I'll show Russell what to do.
Alright, Russell, scroll down and click submit real quick.
Wait, where did the lights come from?
Let's go down where?
Okay, go to click the bottom left it says it's it shows like a vehicle and then sir and then lights and then turn on
dome lights
What is my pockets?
What is my pockets?
bro someone's dead ass snuck Cheetos in my pocket someone actually snuck Cheetos
in my pocket bro I'm on a diet I came to eat these
How do bin clicks help Barbara drives it home please tell me it's not that bad
30, 35, 37, OK.
My gamehunt, you can update and you know what he's there, who can do it?
There's a laser there.
There's a laser there?
Yeah, that's laser.
Call Laze.
Calling Laze Mobile.
How much would tap caps XLB when they release I don't know but that's actually a good question
They're definitely gonna be
More than the normal ones for sure yo lays lays. I'm live shrinker here. You are you at the crib?
Can you do me a huge massive favor?
Can you go to my stream room and go to Epic Games and update my fortnight
Update my fortnight
Yeah, there's a new season in 30 minutes
Thank you ladies
Bro what else is in my pocket bro someone snuck food snacks in my pocket
Oh my god. It's actually getting annoying at this point.
Like genuinely it's getting annoying.
Chad, don't throw actual question.
Who in the chat?
Telling me to go, go, go, go, go, go!
It's five three seven four right
Well, I'll leak leak leak leak leak leak leak leak leak
We're still waiting for the question wait what question
What question are you waiting for?
Oh, don't troll, but if anybody in the chat actually live in LA and come into the popup
in person tomorrow. I wish. It's like on you literally live in a different country. You're
literally pitched in a fucking hut right now bro why are you saying me
I wonder if I'll ever meet Anticon IRL all my soul by ever see him on slapping
bald head you know what I imagine
Anticon looking like a little bill I don't
know why like what I picture Anticon I
I literally just picture a little bill.
Damn.
Fuck Russell.
Let's go with this car.
No, that was me.
And Chad, just want to let you know, the only reason I'm eating right now is because I get car sick.
So when I eat, it takes the car sickness away.
Real shit.
I'm not sure.
Why the stop?
I'm not sure.
It's me.
It's because I tried to do my song, bro.
It's not true.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh, yeah, yeah, take off the old shoes,
play on my bed,
whisper dirty secrets while I'm pulling on your head,
poison in our veins, but we ain't even care.
Candles dripping on your body, baby, this ain't truth or dare.
Everybody wonders where we run up to,
my body on your body, baby, stinking like some glue.
God, he last get naughty girl, this only one or two
Fever's fuckin' runnin', feel the heat between us two
I'm gon' ride, I'm gon' ride, I'm gon' ride, I'm gon' ride
On you, baby, on you, baby, all night, all night
I'm gon' take care of your body, college and I'll cut your skin
It ain't hard to make it, talk to feel your chest on top of me
No, the reason that had me brick the fuck up was because the music video, I don't know how to explain it.
The girl in the music video was just like when I was a kid. I don't know bro, I don't know.
Don't ask me questions, I don't have answers to.
I was a kid and that shit made me hard.
Um, hold on, I'm looking for more.
I mean, it's just a classic.
I'm not so sure.
I don't know.
I don't know what this is all about.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's OK.
You know what's this?
Yo, size up
When I'm with you, baby
Yo, size up
I love it when you kiss me, baby
You got to be out of your nose, baby
I love it when you fuck me, baby
I love it when I'm with you, baby
You got a bitch fuckin' you with this gun
Going on the back street in the back seat of your car
I'll take you so long
I'll kick an expert bitch
The way you do you to tell a nigga
No way I don't fuck with this
You can fly, you can jump a fly, and you're brought in my private jeep too, I ain't trying to cheat you, but I'm trying to see you, but you know how we do it, people show us the real thing, people show us the real thing.
Wait, just for reference, am I allowed to spell the N word for this next song I'm about to play?
I
It's a bang I feel like it's valid for this song
I'm walking between your legs
Just wait, let's wait, stare at your sweat and sex
When you're mad, do you want me to
And make a straight back into sex
You got someone pressing a kiss me sharp
Down if you want, and there's a chance to be alive
When I stroke by a hustler
In your life
You want to make a home, a village you can't have in it
And don't change yourself, you can't treat yourself
If you're scared, don't touch
I know what firms to find out
Please be okay, be sure
If you don't think it's a long way
Make your body, man, help me, and stretch it in a strong way
That's the record day, I'm trying to make my soul say
Make it enough for me to get to the wall, get in the hallway
The fantasy's coming like a heartbreak
It's every creature when we need it, in this dark place
This gritty song's so dumb, it's your destiny
So give this ball and try, we ain't got no tools in hand
So we can get drunk and smoke weed all day
It's still right now. It's camera. It's camera, Drew. Fix it. It's camera. It's the HDMI.
It might just be the music, chat, no?
I don't hear anything.
It's an HD, look.
It's the music?
Bro!
I like to lower the...
Nah, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
They don't know nothing about this song, though.
They don't know anything about this song, though.
I mean, this is a class here, but he knows this shit, though.
you
you
you
you
you
I don't know why I love this shit so much, but go ahead and make fun of me, I don't care.
What the fuck, hold me up, Pedro, please. Pedro, right there.
By any hand, I was feeding you this shit, don't make any sense.
What the fuck, what the fuck, you know this is that real shit.
How you gonna put you built this? I'm the one who made the company out of millions.
You got problems to deal with me?
This was top luck, see a couple weeks ago we was, but
And that crew that I was killin' shit was us
Till you turn on me, hold me, that's fucked up
I ain't fuckin' shit on the bus, but
On my chest I just carried too much stuff
And added enough just enough
Plus I needed something to get my buzz up
To a buck in the hole, too
Ain't no tellin' what option is goin' to creepin' up on you
I'm just sleepin' in the cold, too
Cause the motherfuckin' honey creepin' in the cold, too
I'm just tryin' not to let it lose
That's when I got a poly bead up and choke you
I know why, why?
I know why, why?
I'm a people who talk, do you think I know my seat-o's?
See me as a people in nation, we take the cash-o's
Lose it all like a seat-o's!
When I bring up my world, these two strong and more than me, that's what just goes on to you
Bro, y'all are hating on Hobson.
You guys are hating on Hobson.
This is what music used to be before people got up on a stage,
played a beat that slattered in the vocals and screamed and mumbled.
This is what music used to be, bro.
Y'all don't know anything about what music was with me growing up.
You guys just listen to fucking Sia and why?
You don't know nothing about this shit.
Watch this.
These are my confessions, just what I thought I'd get on.
I can't stand my shit on the side, since she got one of the ways.
These are my confessions, and I'm throwing.
I don't know what to do.
I guess I gotta keep on to my confession.
If I'm gonna tell it, then I gotta tell it all
Damn, they cried when I got that phone call
I'm so low, I don't know what to do
What to keep, part two of my confession
It's gonna be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Got me talking to myself, ask it how I'm gonna tell you
My best take on part one, I told y'all I was sleeping with, sleeping with sex
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
We cast fucking bridge
We cast fucking bridge dead spawn is ruining my childhood bangers right now
starving to make it look cool at all
just put it in the trunk is that easy?
yeah in the trunk
yeah and just open the top and we need to use it
I'm not putting the stove in my room
I saw someone doing it on the freeway
yeah
Oh my god, I think we're back. Hold on. I think we might be back
No, just me let me see
Yeah, I just I this phase where I was like I don't know why but I was like super sad
So I would just scream I would sing my heart out to the song
If it wants to play
We just have a whole dead spot on this entire street.
What's going on?
It's not letting you play this shit, bro.
Oh, please.
Look at your tussle.
It's your tussle, dude.
Why not?
Where did I go?
Uh-huh.
Here it goes.
Oh my god, I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
Oh, he's actually a vibe kill.
a vibe kill
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Is that more than you got like?
I mean, I can get you three rows, but you're about to age 7 and 14.
Holy shit, it's probably like good shit too, huh?
Saw.
You're actually number one.
Oh my god.
Bubba's girl.
You can take it.
You can take it.
I don't know how to roll though.
I only do three rows.
I don't know how to roll, but I'm going to be honest, if you roll that up like ever,
you know, I'm with it.
What are you going to do?
But yeah, no, if y'all make three rows, I'll take some three rows for sure.
Oh, bro.
Okay.
Get to know.
Get to know.
That's a Christmas gift for me. I'm gonna be live prior to two three hours. What the fuck
Thank you, bro
Okay
Like I was saying, uh, so you guys think I'm lying about saying why you all think I'm about a goat's there's an end right now
single person in the chat complaining and there's not one drop of music.
Actually someone just said, oh, make that mic.
Really?
No.
Yeah, see, it's louder than music.
Just don't play that maximum.
I'm asking if Chad, that doesn't want to be on cam today.
OK.
I'll give it to him tomorrow or maybe I'll do it to him off camera.
Come up a lot.
Please try these pickles.
Lace?
Yeah.
Hmm
How are you?
What is this?
Hmm?
I don't know, let's not read.
Capri Violet?
I don't know what that is.
Alright, you trying to try to pick those?
Yes.
I'm going to try to gargle those first.
Yeah, sure, I like it.
I don't have big ones.
It's not worth it.
Not worth it?
No.
Not worth it.
These are the other ones, though.
These ones are spicy?
These ones are pandemic pickles, spicy habanero.
What is pandemic, you remember?
These might be the world's hottest pickles.
Why does it say pandemic on it?
I can't open that.
Yeah, I just have no good strings.
This.
Oh my god, there's like two little ones right there.
He's going to be like really spicy.
Oh my god.
It's really spicy.
Oh, wow.
Mmm.
That's a good girl.
Really spicy, but good.
Holy shit balls.
You want that one?
Or you don't like spicies?
Yeah.
I think it was really spicy pickle.
Watermelon?
I haven't tried the yellow.
You ever had yellow watermelon?
No, I'll be right here.
I don't know the medium.
You can light it out right there.
I'm telling you, that shit is different.
different mmm how do they make the yellow I don't think they do I just come
like that but I want to know but you know what I was thinking about last night
and this might be a really fat-ass thought hey well what is this no we did
No, he did not how much is this oh my god
Bro, he just left me like 30 pre-rolls
W. Chino in a chair. Oh
a lot dude a lot of wheels that's for you this is cases 20 you know it's crazy well I got offer
for a sponsorship from a meat brand.
They're going to sell it from, right?
Yeah.
I don't know about all that, though.
What?
It's a meat sponsorship.
I don't know what you're talking about.
They're really spicy, but they're good.
Come up.
Do you know what I was thinking about?
Think about how big the Amazon rainforest is, right?
Think about how 95% of the Amazon rainforest
has not been discovered.
And think about how much fruit and vegetable
that is actually edible is undiscovered there.
Think about how much shit is in the Amazon rainforest
that we have not gotten to try.
What the hell are these?
Where are these?
They say they are in the...
I don't know.
I don't even know.
What is it?
It's really orange.
I just eat it?
Yeah, you eat it with the skin.
Why?
I don't know, that's what they're doing.
That's gonna go.
I swear to God, you can go on the bottom.
It's sweet, it's like sweet ants out.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with the skin?
You eat the skin, I swear to God.
I took one and popped it.
Wait.
Mmm.
Both sour.
I see it in there.
So guess what that actually is?
It's called seaweed sap from the ocean.
The lady said you were just popping around in grief.
I promise you you could see it.
I did it and it tasted like shit when I ate this.
That makes sense, this is fun.
It just tastes like a fun time.
Maybe the skin is a super sour part.
I'll let you on another pickle.
That's what it's good for.
Should I go put it in the forage or should I keep eating, Jack?
Hmm.
I wonder if it's updated.
Honeycomb.
Ooh.
All right, Drew, you have one more job to put in there.
All right, Drew, you're gonna clean this up.
No, that that those two water amount has you could throw out this one you could find like spring wrap or something
They just put over in the fridge
Stuck in a tent in a huge putt oh god putt on the floor of the bro
Wait I have a question is Darla's apartment closer to what?
To the pop-up shop?
It definitely is right. Try to sit there.
And then how am I going to get over there?
You want me to put it in?
Server offline.
And then we're going to Uber to Jason's shit?
Or you'll drive?
I'll drive.
But I'm not going to Jason's shit.
He kicked me out.
Shut up.
He did!
Bro, stop, stop doing crimes like that.
He kicked me out the commentator, but who are you going?
So you want me to Uber there?
Because I can't drive my car because I can't tell where am I going to go after when I'm going to go to Jason.
Where am I going to go to my car?
Oh, no, I don't know.
So if I drive my car to the pop-up, and then I'm camera-maning for you to go to Jason's, where am I going to do my car?
So am I overing there?
You can meet me at Darla's.
I'm not a surprise Uber.
Sure, may I for it?
Yeah.
Oh, wait, let me just say.
It definitely is closer, though.
Amazing.
You did check a lot about the file here.
Guys, anybody know in the chat why my server's still offline?
Guys, anybody in the chat know?
Anybody in the chat really know why or no?
Maz, are you eating my title four night
and putting new four night season?
Cause you have to lay.
It's got no way to seizing God-delayed.
Chad, tell Klick to call me on Discord.
How quick to call Lacey!
Good title. What did Rums make the title?
What did Rums make the title? Let's see this.
New season four night on my paid 40k for Pro to carry me. Okay? So Rums, watch this.
because now I have to spend the time to copy an emoji and make a whole title for myself
because you wanted to ruin my title.
So I told you I'm done playing games with you bro.
You're on your last fucking strokes.
You're on your last fucking strokes here buddy.
New Fortnite season OMG.
I'm back to professional Fortnite.
He's inevitable, yeah,
cause he has my fucking Twitch login, this dirty fuck.
New Fortnite season, OMG.
Back to professional Fortnite.
Let's test the new season.
Lacey X Ark, West FNCS.
$100,000 earned pro.
do the lip thing do the lip thing
So, when does it come out because if they think I'm going to sit here and stay up all
night, they're tripping.
What did they say?
The sprites are still powering up.
Time is extended just a bit longer while we get everything ready for the new runners.
One AM.
Wait wait wait.
I got to wait till 1am.
Bro can click answer discord.
I know he has inside info.
Like I know he has inside info bro.
He doesn't know shit.
Yes, he does.
If you guys think Klicks doesn't have inside info,
you're lying to yourself, bro.
He knows exactly when this season's dropping
and at exactly what time, he knows.
Yo, bro, spill the info, bro.
I knew it, I knew you knew it.
Ooh, you little fool.
I know who you are.
I know who you are.
What?
What?
Oh, right.
Bro, sorry that you're not confident that you can't get your own win.
So you are going to play your own solo game. What if you don't win?
I'm going to win first game, bro. Do you know who the fuck I am?
A goat. That's what I am.
Okay, Chaps. Hello? Okay. Oh, are you doing the lifting in your camera right now?
Not doing the lift. I don't do the lifting anymore, bro. I don't know what that is. I don't know how to do it.
Yeah, Ronald was spamming that last night. I fell off, bro. I don't know how to do it.
Oh, you were spamming that shit last night.
All right, bro. I guess I'll see you after your first one then, dude.
Yeah, see you in 20. Oh, hey, relax. All right. Lower your cortisol, all right.
Yeah, why is this my second most viewed clip ever, D.D.
Okay, don't know what I just fucking showed, but whatever.
Okay, did it again?
Like...
How do I check?
It says that this is my number two clip of all time.
It says DD biopsy.
You said you wanted Trump.
Listen, bro, the reason I wanted Trump, right?
bro
Y'all queen delete that clip bro queen delete that clip from my twitch history breath please it
I can't just get rid of that one bro. I don't know what the fuck I'm saying dude. I'm like a lot
Please just delete that shit. Please delete that shit. God. I wish there's a fucking moron
Why are you sending me to make my own tier list?
I'm not making my own tier list, bro.
So, the Fortnite servers come back in six minutes chat.
Send me links.
82n0.com.
What is this?
How to play.
Each round, you spin to get a random NBA team in decade.
You select one player from that era to add to your roster.
Complete all five rounds to fill your starting lineup.
Can you go 82n0?
Oh, GGs.
The pelicans in the 2010s.
I mean, this is just the worst start of all time.
I got to go with Anthony Davis, right?
It's not terrible, but like,
now I'll put them,
oh do I put them center or power forward?
Oh!
I'll put them power forward.
Okay, let's spin.
We get the Lakers in the 80s!
Low key, I think I re-roll the era here.
If I re-spin era, I can get Kobe, I can get LeBron, I could get Shaq.
I'm going to re-spin era.
Do I reroll again?
Get Elgin Baylor.
Bro, that's not an 82 and I'll win team already though.
I'm rerolling in.
Oh, I can't anymore.
You only get one reroll of each.
Gee, geez.
I guess I'm going Elgin Baylor.
I smell forward.
Like sure, bro.
Oh my god, the bears in the 80s?
Michael Jordan, not even a question, give me MJ.
Or not the bears, the bulls, fuck.
Okay, the jazz in the 70s?
I could get pee.
I think I respin the team.
I'm respinning the team.
The Nets in the 70s.
I mean I guess I'll think Bob I can't pull out can you tell the point good I mean I guess give me give me
Fucking Phil Jackson
I don't even see Phil Jackson. I know what you guys are talking about. It's over. It's over
Howard Porter
I've never even heard of a fucking Howard Porter, bro.
I don't even play a board.
It's not out here.
It could be Kevin Porter, bro, a point guard, whatever.
All right, who am I going to get as my center?
This team might not even make the playoffs.
Phoenix Suns in the 90s.
Wait.
Oh, I could have got Steve Mashedown.
I don't think I can put Charles Barkley at center. I can't. I should have put AD at center
I'm literally stuck. I'm stuck with fucking who am I stuck with who am I stuck with
Oh wait, I didn't know you could switch them. There we go. Okay
78 and four.
No, I dead ass feel like I could get I dead ass feel like I could get an 82 and 0 team.
The nicks from the 70s.
Wait one hour delay.
Fuck it.
Do I just put Bob McInu in my center chair and say fuck it?
Fuck you, I'll put Bob McInu in my center, bro, whatever.
We're low key, power forward.
Yeah, I'll put him centered for now, power forward.
Okay, we got the bucks in the 80s.
Oh my God, this is terrible.
This is terrible. This is fucking terrible. I'm re rolling the team. There's so many
good 80s players who I reroll the team or the era. I don't waste an era reroll on the
box though. Give me a different team from the 80s.
I
Mean I need I need the greatest the greatest front with the greatest back where of all time and I get the fucking indio
I'm not gonna lie. What is this, bro?
What is this, bro?
Adrian don't leave it small forward whatever
I mean you can't make this fucking shit up, bro. This might be the worst team in history
history. This might be the worst fucking team in history, bro. Just wrap this. Yeah, 60.
Yeah, fuck this. All right, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more,
one more, one more. Come on. I gotta go 82 and 0. Lamello ball is going to be my starting
point guard? I'm re-rolling the team. Yanis. I'll take Yanis as a power forward. I'll
take the audience as a power forward. That's good. That's a good start.
The bonus isn't a bad center.
I don't, I feel like I can get a better,
low key, Fox at point guard is not even bad though.
Wait, Tyrese Halliburton, but this is his Sacramento year.
This is, he's like, no, it's not even worth it.
Fox was pretty good. I guess Fox is my point guard, fuck it. It's not terrible. But I
could have had dame time. I did, could have had dame. But Lamarcus Aldridge isn't a bad
pick up can I move dear I can't I move do I get dame is my shooting guard or
the Marcus Aldridge has my center dame is my shooting guard but that's like I
feel like that's low-key wasting a shooting guard spot when I could get
someone like up like I'm gonna go to Marcus Aldridge Center fuck it that
might be a bad play. Let's see. Clippers. Oh, no.
I mean, I guess I'd rather have a shooter, you honestly, small forwards, not bad.
And then I put Zach Randolph power forward.
It's a big ass team.
It's a big ass team chat.
The Pistons.
Oh my God.
God, I'm gonna have a Reggie, I just gotta re-roll Aira
and pray that I get something crazy, I don't know.
Sure, bro, give me Dave Bing.
Surely I could do better than this!
Clyde Drexler, that's not a bad first pick.
Clyde Drexler's not a bad first pick.
Oh my god, reroll the era.
Give me a Michael Jordan era.
Give me a Michael Jordan era.
Bang!
Bang!
This team has potential to go 82-0.
This team has potential to go 82-0.
Orlando, oh no.
I could reshuffle the team in the 20s and get a good player.
Fuck it.
Okay.
Siakum's not terrible.
Siakum's not terrible.
Or do I put, do I put like
Scotty Barnes?
No, it's not worth it.
I think, I think I do Siakum.
Warriors in the 80s Robert Parrish low key, no?
1711. 1.6 blocks.
Please don't fuck me, Robert Parish.
Give me a good point guard, please.
Give me like Curry.
Jaylen Rose.
Oh my God.
Pfft.
Chad, am I ever gonna get better than 78 and four?
Is it even possible?
Oh my God, prime game time?
Prime game time?
Come on
Prime dame time
That's an arguably top 10 point guard of all time
Indy in the 80s I
Think I re-spin team. Yeah, there's so many other good players in the 80s. Oh, okay. All right
I mean, Otis Burbsong.
What do I do, Cliff Robinson?
There's everything way more rebounds per game,
way more blocks and a steal.
Cliff's not bad as a center.
Not bad as a center.
Philly in the 70s. Julius Irving.
But this dude Billy Cunningham's low-key playing better, no?
Reroll the era you can get wilt or in bead.
That's being greedy though because Billy Chunningham is dead ass.
He's putting up good ass numbers as a small four.
How the fuck would that?
What the fuck?
Okay, Ray Allen, or Gary Payton.
I need a good power forward give me a banger Lakers in 80s Kareem
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What magic.
Fuck you.
Let's see.
Chattis is 82 and 0.
How was this my worst team?
Damian, Lillard, Ray, Alan, Billy, Cunningham,
Cliff Robinson and Karim Abdul-Jabbar is my best team.
Are you fucking trolling?
Oh!
Alan Iverson at point guard!
Indy in the 70s. Oh dear God. Okay. I mean this guy was fucking carry in a steam
Detroit in the 90s
I thought the pistons were like a dynasty in the 90s, bro
take Grant Hill. I think I re-roll the team.
Lonzo morning at center, not bad. Warriors in the 70s. I could get Rick
Barry or I reroll the era and pray that I get curry. What do we think? Do I take Rick
Take Mary or Re-Roll-Era. Re-Roll-Era, fuck it.
It's the worst possible era.
Baron Davis. I mean this team's not even making a playoff right now. His team's
genuinely not even making a playoff and then I get fucking Laurie marketing. Am I
four? Are we serious? Or I'll do Jaren Jackson Jr. This team's not even making a
fucking playoffs like come on man the magic Tracy McGrady starting at my small forward
Shirley this is the one Miami in the 90s Alonzo morning's not bad but I could reroll era
If I reroll era and I get anything in the zeros to the to the to the tens I get LeBron
Oh, no, oh, no.
Moses Malone, oh my God, saved, saved by Moses Malone.
Phoenix in the 70s.
Charlie Scott is my starting point guard.
Okay, this team's actually looking good right now.
Sacramento in the 80s.
Do I do clip or Otis check?
Is this guy on fucking mobile delay?
Danny age
Fuck it
Give me a good power forward please
Milwaukee in the 60s
This is Fred Hetzel.
Wait a minute, this dude.
Oh my god!
I'm gonna freak out, I'm gonna freak out, I'm gonna freak out.
I'm gonna freak the fuck out, bro.
Milwaukee in the 60s, are you fucking kidding me?
I'm restarting
Denver in the
I'm re-rolling the team I
Give up bro. I give up. I literally can't get a team. It's not impossible. It's not even
Who is world to be free?
Why was he averaging 30 points a game in the 80s?
I've never heard of World Be Free, and he was averaging 30?
Brooklyn in the 70s.
take Bernard King or do I re-roll, re-roll era or re-roll team?
Bro, Brooklyn doesn't even have any good, but like they don't really have that many
any good options in their history of their players.
You've never really had anybody good in my opinion.
I'm re-rolling the team.
Sure, give me Bob and Leneir.
Bob Leneir, sure, bro.
Vince Carter's not terrible.
I mean, I think I just take Vince Carter, right?
Atlanta.
Oh, Bob Petit!
Oh my God, wait.
Clippers in the 90s, do I re-roll the era
or do I take Dominique Wilkins?
Low key Dominique Wilkins.
This surely, this team's above 70 wins.
Okay, we're making progress chat. 71 and 11. I'm genuinely curious what you need to make the 82 and 18.
I got 81 and 1.
What?
This is pissing me off and I can't get it.
The Knicks in the 60s?
I'm re-rolling the era.
Wait, they looking at Bob Boozer, the Jim Barnes.
I'm re-rolling the air, I think.
Servers up?
No, they're not.
You guys keep trolling me.
Re-roll the team?
Who was the best team in the 60s?
Oh my God, I have a wheel averaging 41 and 25.
Yes, please.
Yes, please.
Oh my God, this might be the 82 and L.
This might be the 82 and L.
Phoenix in the 60s?
Oh no.
Reroll era?
Oh my God, please give me a good era.
70s, okay, I mean it's a little better Charlie Scott
No, not Charlie Kirk
Oh, but Scott at the two, okay?
Chicago in the ten- Oh, what did I reroll era?
I could have got MJ.
Wait, why is Derek Rowe?
Oh, I could take Derek Rowe's at point, couldn't you?
Fuck you, I'll take Derek Rowe's.
Cleveland?
Oh my god, LeBron.
Oh my god, I have LeBron.
I have LeBron, Wilt, and prime Derek Rowe's.
Sure this is 82.0 this is 82.0.
Okay, I can't say Kyrie.
Do I take
Antoine Jamison
That power forward or Kevin love definitely Kevin love
Yeah, all right fucking let's see what happens 82 no
How will to LeBron Derek Rose?
All right, give me yon.
This is good.
Yonis at the four is a great start.
Brooklyn in the 20s, KD at the three.
or James Harden at the two.
Taking James Harden at the two.
Oh my God.
Hurry at the one.
In the 80s,
I could probably reroll team unless I take Tom Chambers.
Do I take Tom Chambers?
You're dumb, you sold.
Guys, the way this works at 82 and 0 team
goes off of statistics.
It goes off of 0.3 bounds and assists.
James Harden averaged 25, 8, and 11.
He almost averaged a triple double this year.
That's better than KD's 29 points.
I'm going to get a different, I'm going to get a different team.
Give me, give me, give me Cliff Robinson.
Or do I take Otis?
No, give me Cliff.
Might as well use the re-roll.
Hold on.
76 and 6.
76 and 6.
Charlotte in the zeros, I'm re-spinning the team.
Kevin Garnett or Paul Pierce, who do I take?
Kevin Garnett or Paul Pierce?
a gardenette for sure, right?
I'm going to be a cat at center.
Instead of at the two.
Right.
Toronto in the tour. I'm re rolling air and praying I get quiet.
It's not, I don't think it's even possible chat to get, to get 82. I know this one.
When I first seen
Michael Jordan for the wizards.
Yeah, I don't know if I'm ever gonna get chat am I ever gonna get $82.00. I just is this am I just wasting time
Allen Averson, point guard.
Kevin DeReya small forward.
Number 18.
Carl Malone, hold on, hold on.
in the 20s.
Oh, no, I fucked up.
I can't, I can't put Chris Paul anywhere, oh I can put AI, I can move AI.
All right, give me Chris Paul.
Okay.
Wow, I could have got MJ.
There's no way I can move to get MJ here.
There's no way there's nothing to do here
Carmel owns a little ass can't go to center
Whoever just you you guys saying Chris Paul sold me
And the four night servers still aren't up when clicks told me seven minutes 45 minutes ago, and I'm just sitting waiting up for it
Oh my God. Okay. This is the start. This is the start. The broad Miami heat era.
as a center's not bad.
Oh my God, Michael Jordan.
Oh my God, I have prime Braun, prime Michael Jordan,
and a center averaging 22 and 10.
No one's beating this team.
Yo, I'm gonna be okay.
Oh my God, and primed the way.
Wait wait wait wait, do I quit the way to point guard or do I shuffle the team?
Surely there's a better point guard.
I could get a better power forward than that.
It's risky, but I feel like there's so many better point guards in 2000 timeshuffling team.
Carlos Boozer at power forward is not bad.
Darren Williams
Now he was averaging 10 assists, I gotta go Darren Williams
They re-bird oh my god, this is it e2o bang what?
With MJ Braun
Give me a better 90s scene.
in the 90s? What the fuck is this weak ass team son? I think it's over, Shat. I can't
get 82 and I literally just can't do it can't move my center chat I already
picked him he doesn't move there's nothing I can do move Alan Iverson give me
Oscar Robinson. Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm 78 and four again. Baratos is pissing me off
that I can't beat this. What do I do here, chat?
Luka?
Luka wasn't good yet.
He was only averaging 22, 8, and 6.
Dirk wasn't that good either though at this point.
He was old.
Do I re-roll the team? Yeah, fuck it.
Fuck it, give me MJ.
You're starting, I hate this game.
I hate this game, slow.
I hate this game with a fucking passion, dude.
I hate this game with a fucking passion, brother.
Blake Griffin has my power forward.
I'll take it, whatever.
Adrian Dauntley as my small forward.
Cleveland in the 90s, re-roll the air out.
Give me the 10s.
Nice, give me the LeBron.
Thank you.
Okay, I'll take LeBron at...
I'll take LeBron a shooting guard for now,
but I can move LeBron.
I can move LeBron, right, Chad?
Oh, my God, yes.
Yes, James learn point guard.
This team might be 82 at all.
You're telling me prime Rockets James Harding LeBron calves
late Griffin on the pistols and Kareem for the Lakers is not.
It's never happening, Chad.
Chad, it's never, it's never gonna happen.
Utah?
Okay, give me, give me, oh, low key.
Carlos Booster was playing better than Carl Malone.
I'll take Carval on a power forward.
Just give me a different team, bro.
Nice.
So you're telling me my team's supposed to go 82-0 with the middle ball in the shooting
just fucking scrap it already just scrap just scrap it bro just fucking scrap it bro
I don't think it's possible.
I don't think it's possible to get.
Clyde Drexler, surely I can get a better 90s team.
Shaq, that's such a good 90 start.
Shaq at center, such a good 90 start.
Do I take Dame Chat or no?
Sure, give me Bernard King, brother, give me fucking Bernard King, call him alone.
Maybe give me SGA.
Dale Ellis.
How?
Wait, Luca.
Luke has got 31 8 and 8 hold on hold on chat
Wait, do I, do I take Bob Pettit or do I try to get a different team and get will?
take them. Surely I can get a better player in the 2000s, right?
I don't think I take Kevin here I think I changed team.
Oh my god
Servers are up
I don't need to speedrun the truck like against Carter, please
Detroit in the 60s
Dave Bain
He will.
Fuck it.
Change the era.
Patrick Ewing.
82 and L. I fucking hate this game.
Fuck this shitty-ass fucking game.
Fuck this weak-ass game.
Don't tell me it's gonna be one of these where it doesn't lock me in.
Epic please get me in.
Epic, please get me in!
Uh chat?
Guys
Is anybody playing
Oh
How long am I going to be connecting for?
What is that little shitter?
Preachers born from zero point energy
creatures
What the fuck
Shit or is a new battle pet
What the hell is this?
your one time sidekick
Where's the battle pass
I had no type of V but some broke his head
Dylan is her name?
Is she transition?
Hey, W-4 Knight man, W-4 Knight for the LGBTQ.
Okay.
I want to buy all the levels.
So what skin did I get that I get Dylan shed that I get Dylan or no
Wait, how do I get Dylan I want Dylan
Yo, I need da, I NEED DA, BRUH!
I gotta buy my way there!
I gotta buy my way there!
I'm sorry, Chad, but I have to.
Apple, wait, they have Apple Pay now?
She has Jiggle Physics.
Put it on, God, she has Jiggle Physics.
BANG!
What do I have her?
What is that?
You can edit her?
it off. Check it off! Just a bit. Torso tattoo on and off. They even got close up sort of...
They have a burnt peanut skin?
Put it on, gosh, you got jiggle physics, though.
Cap!
So what is the new season?
Battle Royale Tournament?
Oh, it's ranked too, huh?
Rank pending.
It's new rank?
Whoa!
Choose your sprite. Bring your sprite into battle. Fire sprite creates a fiery burst when you deal
enough damage. Earth sprite, you have a chance to find additional rare items. Water sprite,
replenish shield wall and water. Guys, I'm playing with clicks. I already told clicks I play with them.
What's one do I do
Hell you go. Yeah, bro. It's ego excited told somebody else gonna play with them already. It's ego. Yeah, yep
Okay, so I have this little fire dude now.
I have this little fire dude now.
How do I get into a game?
I'm glitched.
the best skin formats ever invented.
Holy shit, look at this skin chat.
Hey, no, wait, does she have a face chain on?
Dude.
I swear she has a face chain.
This is what my power does.
chaos exploded is it all new guns yo check there's no way I'm gonna have to
learn all new guns for this season
if me and Ark are gonna win FNCS what is this map
wait is this a new map or is it the same thing I can't tell I didn't play last
And so I don't know
It's all new but why are the places not undiscovered?
What is that wait you can enter free fall
He's dropping, dead ass doesn't matter anymore.
That's new, right? Entering Freefall's new, right?
Or am I shipping?
What's this?
Maybe I should have a break here?
Why do I swing my pickaxe like that am I tweak it or is that not different?
No am I tripping you not swing your pickaxe different
I
Ball key card
Extending focus shotgun
Let's try it one of lucky rate
of
death
of
death
of
death
I got to go back for
Chaos reloader shotgun yeah, I don't know I don't know what shotgun is like good. You know what I mean
And why am I swinging my pickaxe like this?
The chaos is the best, is that true or are y'all trolling?
I
Maven's back
The new shotgun is crazy. Wait, the extending focus is a good gun? Yes or no?
Okay, so there's an underground vault here.
How do you bet there is a flex SMG?
All right, enough with the chest, how do I get underground, son?
How do I get underground?
HOLD!
Whoa, when you hit, fire shoots a lot faster.
Yeah, do I try yet shall we know striker or do I try the new one extending the extending one
of
death
of
death
of
What are we thinking chat?
I
Got a gold extended
I got a gold extended
That epic ball key card
To where?
Okay, Shat.
So I have.
I have the gold new shotgun!
What can I do with this key car?
I don't think I can do shit with it.
Seven sliders. What the fuck is this?
Whoa.
What is that?
What the fuck is that gun?
Whoa!
portable rift in the middle of the fucking map not a bad shout poor man not a
bad shout
of
I
Don't want to die I dead
So I don't want it
what's up
what's up
where are you
what's up
what's up
I don't know if I like this sliding thing
But yeah, you literally can't slide at all with it
What the fuck?
Fuck!
Bro, this sliding technician is weird!
I don't like this.
Oh bad, I don't know about the shotgun chat.
It seems mid.
Like obviously a pro player like a top-down player can make a good move, holy shit, the
movement though.
Oh, mythic, not a mad shell.
Ladies, stop, you're ruining my YouTube video.
Fuck you.
Oh my God.
Wait, so 1v1?
I don't want to slide like that!
I have two mazes and a full chunk of them.
I'm not going to lie, get these fucking boots off you, girl.
I don't know if you take one in or not.
Oh, I really don't know how to kill a deciding sheep.
like what is that what is that sliding shit why did it just slide me backwards in the
fucking zone
Weak ass item with these weak ass fucking boots
Oh my god, what is that item?
Who even thought to invent spooks that make you slide uncontrollably, where you can't
go anywhere?
Did Clicks win a game or no?
Clicked you in the game yet or no?
No, he's not gonna play.
He's not gonna play.
He's not gonna play until he wins the game,
or he told me when he's done winning,
when he wins the game, then we'll play.
So now I just have to fucking,
I'm not gonna lie, I need a solo win.
I need a solo win for my fucking YouTube video, bro.
Play with ladies, maybe you guys are deaf, maybe the chat's deaf, maybe you guys are
watching the stream with no volume, I don't know, maybe just thought, maybe you guys are
or watching my stream with no volume,
could be, could be, it has to be what it is.
Has to be, cat's gotta be death.
Like I can't believe I just lost that first solo game.
Oh my God, I can't believe I just lost that.
I can't believe I just fucking, I'm going P,
I'm going P, I'm going P.
Fuck me in the ass, now fuck me in the ass!
Calamari Canyon, isn't Calamari like a fried shrimp and squid?
Yo, I'm not kidding, I'm not wearing those boots.
I'm not wearing those boots.
So what is freefall?
Why can't I freefall and just perfec-
So you're telling me I can free fall?
Ooh, little cum juice?
So I can free fall and I don't have to worry about dropping anymore?
There might be a method with that, hold on a minute.
What the fuck is that?
It's not me.
Whoa!
This gun's like exploding in shape!
Oh nice now I'm putting all the sweats.
I'm gonna set up these little marmots here.
I
I still don't know what shocker to use.
I still don't know what shocker to use.
The chaos, but it only has one shot.
I
See to see this skin dance a little bit
I sat down, Chris, ten of my names, settlement. I sat down, Chris.
LV, what are you talking about?
Well, the burst is good.
Alright, where do I land here though?
Ooh, dude, you know what I'm noticing?
A lot of these places are based off food on the map.
Like latte landing, that's definitely like,
watch this, watch this, watch this.
Watch this, watch this method on how to get the best rocks.
The fire umbrella, umbrella, wait, what?
Wait, when can you free fall?
Oh, it's what you're getting- Hey arc! Hey arc! Let me know bro! I'm telling you bro!
They're playing with a legend!
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god, I'm never getting a rain
Hold on now, chat.
Oh, shit.
This might be the Lacey X-Ark P-O-Y, the heatwave harbour,
the heatwave harbour massacre.
Watch this play chat, ready?
Come on now chat
Everybody's saying this is the Lacy season.
No shotgun yet?
Chat what AR is better?
The burst or the flame one?
I
Kind of reminds me of like sweaty sands kind of
Anyone else I'm not fucking moron
Sniper incoming in 3, 2, 1.
Ah, bitch. Guess not, dumb motherfucker.
I'm coming your way right now wait for me yo if you decide to pull up on me and kill me
I promise I'm gonna murder you on the spot. I will murder anybody who comes up on me on the spot
What is my shitty ass loose?
Which others people might be alive, you know what that means target acquired
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I
Reached night
Bro, you know, I don't understand how am I on West but on 78 ping
In my fucking headset keeps beeping
These two clicks just clean the shittiest people lie, bro
Oh
Yeah, we're what appeal I should I land that preference yes chat because I need to claim appeal why two so everybody gets scared
I'm not taking spawn island, son.
I'm a better player than his fucking spawn island.
I thought I was gonna be playing duo with the Cleves,
and I fucking had been on for two hours.
This happens every season.
He tells me we're playing duos and to get on,
and then I stay awake for him,
and I end up playing solos for the rest of the night.
Okay, of course, it's a guerrilla that was followed me in the spawn island, of course, it was.
And then I see someone at home A44, oh, nothing is falling about this.
You just did the lip thing, no I did not.
There's no way, the only thing that makes me mad enough in life to do the lip thing is
this cane.
No way.
Like, yo, EV2C, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Like, why is this monkey stream sleeping me?
Just let me fucking win a game.
Let me win a game, son.
And now I can feel the AC kicks on.
My hands are about to be cold.
I'm not like I'm gonna be unwarmed up. I don't even know anymore, bro. Like me. Oh
What is?
Yo, my trippin' is the mad kind of look like a star.
It looks like a bed.
I'm at the latte landing new P.O.I.
This weak ass fucking POI!
I dare someone to come into my fucking POI, bro. I'll shit on anybody. I'll sit on anybody
I don't care if you're a streamer. I don't care if you are, bro. I'm done fucking playing games
bunch of pussies bunch of pussies in this chat
No chat. I'm winning this game. If I don't win this game, y'all have permission to do
Whatever you want, my body, whatever you want.
Where is the shield?
Take your body to the gym, yo.
Y'all always have to go there?
of
the
You want to be a pro?
My- WHAT THE FUCK?!
This guy has my government name as his thing.
Like what are the odds of that?
Just died to myself.
My God.
He's stream sniping me with my own name,
just making a Tom Fullery out of me.
Literally make it a top fullery out of me.
We just traded with each other.
There's no way I can't win a game.
This is sad.
I had this chat on my dick saying shit like this is sad how is this sad how is
this sad like don't don't fucking but don't fucking treat me like I'm some
charity work this is sad nothing is sad about this I'm not I'm not a fucking
charity case. I'm not a fucking charity case, bro. I'm about to just get off because Clicks
like told me we were playing at 1030 and it's now midnight and we haven't even played a single game
I'm about to just get off and go to bed bro like this too I'm not gonna lie you know it's please
Chat tell clicks to undefin for one split second tell clicks undefin for one second
They just undefin for a second bro
I'm not even asking to play I just want him to undefend for a split second so I could
so I could tell him something I'm trying to give him words of encouragement I'm trying
give them words of encouragement
You said fuck yourself, okay, but I was literally about to give him words of encouragement a bit but
Literally trying to help him out and give them words of encouragement, but now I won't okay, but oh hot dog truck
fucking FNCS pro bottom three in land can't win a fucking game of solos can't win a game
of solos it's sad honestly it's sad oh god it's sad buddy talks all this shit this is
my season this is the season this is the season nice bro dead last to get at land
I can't even get a win in so low rank. You think you're going to win FNCS?
I feel bad for Vino, bro.
Wait, he said we're not playing at all?
There's no way I just stayed on and streamed in extra six hours to play Fortnite with him
not to play at all.
Oh
I'm getting
Why are you only fighting me?
I
Bitch send the fuck down after a little lay from Calabasas does motherfucker
How do I get the key card?
How do I get the key card?
of
Someone's camping ball.
Chad, is someone camping ball?
Yo this shotgun and Lachali is so good, why didn't you tell me to use this shotgun the
whole time?
I said it's about to die as we speak, Chad.
Oh my god, I have to go home?
I win.
I win you lose.
Suck my balls.
Suck my fucking dick, cheese.
Well, I get it and say you're about to die, bro. I don't have another battery. What do you want me to do?
Where's the venting machine?
It's gonna be a little chugger chugger not a bad shot, man
Nice job, bro.
I love this shotgun. Oh my god. It's so good
Why didn't you tell me I can't lose with this shoddy
Why didn't you tell me about this I'm like I'm gonna win a day before clicks this is sad
I
Shad, do I fight, do I win this fight or no, let me know.
nice little 50k not bad
How the fuck
Well fuckers get a keycard and think they fucking run the place bro. How do I tell you? Little
Little Lay runs the place! Little Lay runs the place!
This is my sheep!
one no
I feel like this gun is OP
No, I didn't want the exploder
Chad, is this gun good or no?
Nice, headset just died.
I die here because my headset just died. I'm going to freak the fuck out.
I'm going to freak the fuck out, bro.
Please.
Please turn on.
Oh my god, I have no headset.
I have no headset.
OK.
and
you're nice and I have a head to look down
Like I can't! I have no fucking audio!
Oh, I have no audio!
I don't even think I would have killed him anyways.
That dude was just so good following me around.
I don't think I'm ever getting a win, bro.
Arc just texted me and told me where we're landing.
The moment of truth.
in arc are officially landing at the heat wave harbor.
The heat wave harbor.
Not very familiar with the POI yet,
but I'm going to have to test it out.
It's not Epistene's Island.
Fuck it, let's run it at the heatwave harbor.
Let's run it at the heatwave harbor.
Do they have it on Fortnite.JuG yet?
Heatwave harbor.
Wait, that's where I said we were landing.
Wait, I'm going to ask him.
Okay, bet.
Any specific reason?
Fuck it. Guess I gotta get used to it.
Guess I gotta get used to it.
genuinely you had the awareness of a sped three-year-old the game knowledge is
someone that just started playing the reaction time of a 50 year old man the
the mexa bush champ dad i don't think there's a worse player than you
keep hating i'm winning this game watch this watch this i'm done getting
disrespected by all done getting disrespected
Don't get in disrespected. I'm the best player in this fucking game. I know I am. I have the confidence. That's all I need, bro. I
I know I'm the best player in this game
Now show me a good drop, watch this, I'm going to drop perfect for the hotel.
I
I
Don't have audio
I don't have audio!
Audio at ARC every time I die, I'll play it with no headset.
You're such a joke.
Stop adding ARC.
Oh, Arc just texted me. We gotta get you in the labs. What the fuck was that?
You're a waste of a nut. Yo, do you show me you just called me a waste of a nut?
Dude, dude, yo, arc, bro, I have no headset because my headset battery died.
Listen, bro, I'm grinding, okay, I'm grinding, I'm getting back into the group of things.
What people don't know, especially probably you, because you're from West, is that when
I'm back into the group of things and I'm really getting used to it, like I'm probably
top 10 NA, I'm top 10 NA central.
So imagine West, like, I haven't won a single game, son.
You're 70 ping?
Yes, bro, I'm 70 ping.
But not for FNCS.
FNCS?
I'm zero.
Don't worry, I'm getting fucking fiber optics.
You tried to fall damage?
Yeah.
Because I got scared because I see footsteps all around me and then this guy shoots me
but I don't have a headset on so I can't hear where the fucking shots are coming from.
Bro trust.
Getting back into it.
Into the groove.
I'm nasty.
I thought, okay, you want me to be honest, you guys want to know my honest thoughts?
I thought that if I jumped off there, you couldn't die from fall damage.
I don't know.
I thought when you jumped and died the fall damage, you only took one HP, but apparently
you die too? I'm so confused. Do the tweet with your P O I and say landing here all 2026.
don't make enemies.
I'm not gonna lie, I feel like Arc should tweak that
and I'll just repost it.
I'm not gonna lie, I feel like if I repost that,
if they're gonna take it as a joke, bro.
I feel like Arc should tweak that
and I should just retweet it.
Bro, if I, sweetie, land in here all season,
don't make enemies, nobody is taking that serious, bro.
I
Had to be the little snag
You all can't tell me that popcorn does not look good.
Wait chat, is it true there's another throw-in?
Okay, I have, I see footsteps, but I don't, I can't, I just have no, I don't, I don't
I
Do I win this we a shield
You know I have no master do
Go ahead bro hit your emo
Hit your clip hit your email bro. Yep stand still leave the game. You're so cool, bro
So you can stream site me with full shield and then wait to see how many builds I'm at
and then start smacking on my wall.
So y'all want me to tweet this?
Y'all want me to tweet?
No order.
He wave harbour all season at arc, don't make enemies, tag peter moth.
We all not even the same region?
I thought we were going to play two loaves.
The fuck you mean, click, rain?
I thought we were playing two loaves.
I've been waiting.
Bro, there's just no way I treat this, bro.
Clicked thank you for the raid bro, but like what like I thought we were gonna play. I've been waiting I
Did I tell I'm not kidding I would have ended stream before we went to the pop-up I
Literally only stayed live
So play the new season with clicks
Fuck you, what do you mean fuck me I was gonna end in five hours
And and I stayed live and then you just fucking lose every game like you get it land and get off you suck
Let me show you how real let me show you how real winner does this shit
You show you how a real fucking winner does this shit.
Yep, go ahead land late.
Where you at son?
Yeah bitch.
Yeah bitch.
Yeah.
Yeah!
You think you could've knew that from say, bro?
And I don't even have audio, I don't even got a headset on.
I gotta get 1500 gold
No shields though.
Watch out there, AJ.
You gonna win shit, son?
Okay, man.
I don't win here, right?
You guys think I you guys think you guys think I'm the type of person that will be the close
I will not get off this game until I win. I don't care
I know y'all heard of that, I'm not trippin'.
I win.
I win.
I win.
Genuinely, it doesn't even matter if I don't have a lot of shield.
I win.
I have the best gun in the game.
I'm just disgusted by myself.
Whoa.
Wait, what is this?
Begone insect.
Don't call me a fucking insect, asshole.
You are
Wait, why do I kill him what do I get?
Kill him and you get a mythic
the
the
death of
death
death
Man, I don't even want this weak-ass shotgun.
That's not even a mythic!
Like what is the point of you guys lying to me?
What is that shit what is that he's a fucking he has a fucking I don't even know what daddy is
My lock I run the West region. That's why clicks couldn't win a game cuz I run the West region
It's not a ah, but it's not a ah
There's a reason I'm playing with the best West there's a reason I'm playing with the best player on West
There's a reason
He just wants to play with me because he knows that I'm good at potential and you guys ever
thought of that maybe?
Have you all ever thought of that?
I'm going to take a little snack break.
Are we serious?
Come on.
Everybody, ah, bro.
Everybody's scared of you.
Nobody wants to fight that big wave, bro.
everybody's scared of you nobody wants to fight the big way bro
I'm a urban I'm a urban myth to the Fortnite scene bro I'm a fucking legend
in this community my fuckers hear my name and it's like they're here in a ghost
story like they're here and Michael Myers oh Lacey I think that's a Lacey skin
box up over there start treating me like Michael Myers
tell y'all I want you to be the Peter bottom this shit people used to treat
me like I was Peter but
this guy right here he's got no idea what's about to hit him if you told this guy you're
about to play racing and start shakin' in his fuckin' wheels.
That's a good player too.
I guess I'll come in the box way take style like that
can't keep dying like that gotta come in the box way
One more game, bro, a little piece of jerky, this is the one right here, this is the one
right here.
eating end game.
Did you see that?
He's going to start eating of it.
He's going to start eating of it.
He's going to start eating of it.
Is that one click?
Yes.
He's like five points away from Colin.
He's just eating.
Yeah.
I'm going to have to make sure like he doesn't eat.
I'm going to go Lacey.
Make sure he's not eating.
I'm not going to eat an end game, Mark.
I'm not going to eat in the fucking end game, dude.
I think I'm just going to be sitting there tarping, end game, eating like no, bro.
I think this is serious.
This is not a joke.
You'll never find me, mid-end game, running around in an important situation and I'm fucking
scarfing food down my throat.
I'm trying to have a playwright and a Southside player I've ever been and a Southside player
I ever will be.
That's not what I'm doing.
What what what is this link bro?
I'm just going to tarp this in my wood.
Tarp is in.
Tarp is inside.
Come this way.
Okay.
Alright.
Get in our back, get in our back.
Try to spray me.
It's all good though.
I blocked the potato.
Okay, yep.
Nice.
Good block, good block.
Nice shimmy.
Alright, we're in.
Put me a wooden metal.
Wooden metal.
Okay, give me a second, okay?
Let me know when you're ready bro. Let me know when you're ready.
I'm ready. Are you heated?
It's different.
I'm in!
It's a different scenario.
We're very clearly established in the tarp before I took a bite of the sandwich.
We were very clearly established in the tarp. I didn't just take a bite of the sandwich for the fucking hell of it.
You should get this for endgames?
I'm not getting that.
Watch this, Mephidarity.
There you go.
Give me that gun.
Yep, thank you.
Yep, thank you.
I
Refused to lose this game literally I literally refuse to lose
if I die this game may God strike me dead in real life
Motherfuckers better be scared, Motherfuckers better be scared.
Heat, heat wave, harbor, all FNCS at arc.
Fuck around and find out.
Devil emoji.
Peter Bob.
Post that shit.
Post that shit
Gas in my shit up chat gas in my shit up chat
Make them scared chat
Post a clip and a reply is make them scared chat make them scared shit list
They don't know what's about to hit them make them scared make they asses scared chat
Thank you so much for the five gifts with them.
Thank you, bro.
Yep, make them scared, chat.
Random kid, not calling grand, not making it past Division 3.
I'm going to be on the stage.
Fanatics best talent lineup.
Travis Scott, John Cena, Aaron Judge, Kevin Durant,
Jalen Brunson.
What the hell?
Lacey?
BAM!
Lacey!
BAM!
Lacey!
Lacey!
BAM!
Lacey!
BAM!
Lacey!
Lacey!
You're telling me, you've got Tom Brady, Odell Beckham Jr. Jerome
Betteis, Jamar Chase, Eli Manning, you got LeBron James, Kevin Durant,
Soon to be NBA champion Jalen Brunson, James Harden, and then you got Lacey.
Is my booth selling out Chad, be honest?
Yes.
chewing, why? How am I supposed to eat and swallow my food, then?
Wait, Chad, should me and Art get a coach?
Should me and Art get a coach?
Who?
Get Razzaruni?
Would he charge me money?
Obviously, how much for a season?
How much do you charge for a season?
Nice, bro, and then I and then this is what y'all come in under my tree. I died this game. May God strike me dead in real life
Can you all at least drop me a like and make number three please bro, please.
If you're gonna comment show clips like that and be assholes like that's just fucked up
Generally fucked up. Hey hey chat look
I'm gonna get off and go to bed, bro. But um
But a w streaming the chat tomorrow. I'll be live
I'll be live at 12 o'clock on the dot, all right?
Maybe even a little bit before 12 o'clock,
maybe like 1150.
I'll be live.
We have the tap caps first ever pop up tomorrow with clicks.
And then after that, I'm gonna go to Jason's boxing.
But we got the first ever tap cap pop up in person event
in Los Angeles tomorrow.
Anybody in the chat lives in LA or in the near the area and wants to come.
It is on my Instagram. It's on Twitter. It's you could find it anywhere, bro.
But we have over like 1500 people RSVP. So should be a lot of fun.
Should be a lot of people coming through. I'm gonna be streaming it,
signing some stuff, taking pictures, giving away tap caps.
And then the day after that is the official tap caps drop.
the new creatures to drop as you guys saw
with all the new tap caps.
But yeah, but hey, WStream man.
And we're gonna keep the streams going,
IRL content during the day and then at night,
some Fortnite, but I love y'all.
WStream in the chat, join the Twitter community mod,
spam up to Twittercom so people can join
a most active in mayor, see the most messages
and stuff in there.
But I love y'all.
She says she's leaving a bus for a good night.
She wanna meet me at her best car.
I'm telling y'all, what an FNCS she's about to do.
I'm gonna die like this.
I'm a tier one pro now.
We making love, I'll be all.
Lacey, she want fast shots, give her fast shots.
Back in the Maybach, the whole get sad, yeah.
Trying to get saved, yeah, do my day, yeah.
Just wanna get paid, get my home pay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been dirty above the stars, on the walls,
when I float, can't be thippin' up,
I just put a bitch on another bitch and hit him both
All of a sudden he a friend when I send that bitch a toast
When she wanna tinch him she disguise it as a post
I forget to mention she was mine before she yo
She gon' make a koochi like she cake All we do is walk you on bitch
I know some young thuggoats in that lake
She just wanna pop a bill and go to space
I drew gravity above the stars, going to Mars when I flow
Can't be chipping out that money, it made me let a nigga come
Gotta get used to this type of service, traveling through the back door
I just put