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๐ฅ NEW TAPCAPS DROP ๐ฅ LIVE WITH CLIX AT THE CORE HOUSE ๐ฅ GET IN HERE BEFORE IT SELLS OUT ๐ฅ LIVE ALL DAY ๐ฅ
06-07-2026 ยท 11h 16m
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That is a very big special date.
Very important.
Six seven.
Six fucking seven date.
Six seven.
Nobody even realized that.
We're dropping on six seven day.
Check.
Is that a purpose?
out first obviously what are your idea why are you acting fucking oblivious it's your idea
like bro what the fuck six a everybody say happy six seven day i don't have a fucking
it's corny ten no eight minutes eight minutes whoa good you're going to grow you have fncs
soon and you're gonna fucking you're not gonna fucking win um hey guys we have eight minutes
80 creatures to drop drop if you guys are what are waiting for the drop, okay?
It is on tap caps calm
This is the website right here must spam it in a chapter you offer on people waiting
It's the same we did not we didn't inflation has not hit tap caps, okay?
It did not hit tap it is 1199 1199 you can get a mystery box that looks like this tap cap, right?
You open it. It could be a it could be a very rare anticep. I already saw I don't know if you saw this
You saw a ladies open it ladies got a ladies got an anticep. Look at this. I think Ron's doing I don't know
I don't know if you saw this yet. Look at this
Whoa, what am I looking? Whoa, what do you got saved?
Whoa, I just got your titties on the guy. That's not as a edit. What the fuck is that?
I'm not fucking I'm not looking I don't know what I'm looking for. I gotta find it basically
Somebody added me in it, and it was somebody was already
Yo, are we serious some the drop hasn't even come out yet y'all are already selling it for fucking 35
Bees someone from the drop from the pop-up is selling the forged creature for $35 already
How many people did I already put this on eBay that's what I'm saying. Hey, you gotta up the number dude
I mean, this is a core character. That is a core character. Yeah, yeah, but yeah guys
This is the website right here tap caps doc
Yes
In a half minutes, it's all five and a half minutes
minutes until the new drop and but listen we're lively this fall we didn't go
lively this fall cast our fault chat we were we are installing a test line yes
but we're gonna be playing basketball today we're gonna be doing well listen
wait wait we gotta we have something important because I'm important oh yeah
last time there was a one tap cap per person limit okay oh we did that because
people were trying to use these bots to like basically buy it thousands they
can resell them. So it's sold out in four seconds even even though we did one per person but this
drop chat the max is going to be 20. You can buy 20 tap-gaps maximum maximum. So it's like a perfect
medium between between people who want to buy a bunch to try to unbox and get rare ones and people
who don't want to get any at all you know what I'm saying. So if this one sells out if this drop
sells out today. There's gonna be. Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna say the quantity we made short because you guys know they got
pissed out us last night. Yes, you guys are very mad. You guys were because how fast it sold out. Um,
so I'm here to tell y'all the quantity has it's it's like 10x last drop. It is 10x last drop
because they I mean they went fucking insane. So yes, check 20 is the max 20 is the per person.
Per person.
Yes.
Well, yes, the quantity is way higher, so I'm not going to lie, I don't think it's going
to sell out.
Yeah.
I don't think it's going to sell out.
And they ship right away.
Shipping's going to, no, no, no.
First creatures obviously not take ages, I don't believe.
I think it's ship.
No.
It was pretty quick.
It was pretty quick.
And that was our first one now, or when we're back.
So if someone orders one today, what's the, what are we shipping?
It should ship immediately.
Immediately.
Yeah.
Okay.
Immediately.
That's crazy.
Weeks to months just to get like a fucking hoodie or some shit that is true
All the stuff's already here yeah, we already have it literally all the shit so the second you guys come I do
Yo, shut the fuck we have a top-catch up your folks on NFNC
You're not even a ball. I got screams tonight. You're not even I got I got screams tonight. We're doing seafood boil
I got screams tonight, son. I got screams tonight
Yeah, you know he told me he told me that he's broke he
AC in his room because it made his hands cold and he's prepping for FNCS
One of my mods said I'm getting mad whispers your chat can't chat because they're banding cliqueses
Why are people being in my?
Hey, all right, we're doing a we're doing an unbanned unbanned mass unbanned yoxic unbanned all the people that
Lace's month was for you a mass of it. Do a mass of it. But then Dan I'm right after listen
I'll get into all the we'll get into all the extra correct three minutes
Right now we got three minutes of a new tap cap drop
If you guys are copying one jump of me in the chat first drop way after you've seen second drop way even more insane
I'm so high. Well, you know what? Let's show the characters real quick. Let's show the characters
Okay, we should be sure we have the new drop you could get glow bones. Okay. Well bones. Well bones
That's a core. That's a core character. You have a moon bite right here. Moon bite right there
You can get forged right here.
All right.
You could also get if you want the fattest one and the biggest one, you got to get Lacey.
It's not a fat one.
It's a normal one.
It's a normal one.
That's a very normal size tap cap.
That's already on your keyboard.
And then right here, you can also get this is my personal favorite of the drop.
It's like the whitest.
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Leave clicks behind
Why are you scared?
Enter my world!
Whoa, thanks for saving me.
Thanks. Oh my god, is that you?
Oh, why are y'all cleaning my shit?
How do we bring him back?
Focus your energy.
I see.
Clix, are you okay?
No, where are we?
Come on, Clix, let's go!
You two just wait and see what comes next.
No, oh my god!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
Clix!
No! Oh my gosh! I'm back! I'm back!
Clicks, what happened, bro? Are you good?
Dude, that was f***ing crazy! I can't believe your fat ass saved me!
Dude!
And those people! Who stole people! We have to go back and save them!
No! Not a chance! I'm not going back in there! That's the second time I've been there! No!
What are you talking about? I told you to never take my top cap and you take it and you put it on the keyboard!
You're the one that got us in this mess in the first place!
We did not create that mess, that mess was already there. We just went into it.
You're the one who got left behind, and you're the one who made me come back and get you and save you.
You think we can just go into the world, create a mess, leave, and just not go back and help them?
Like, what are you thinking?
Oh my God.
Oh my god, I got it.
We have to talk.
Okay, other than the corn accident, did you guys?
Did I?
I'm gonna go after him.
I'm gonna go after him.
I am.
Okay, you're a little bit...
Alright, we're both a little bit mid.
Hey, it was pretty good.
Check it out.
Like the video.
Yes or no?
video. Yes or no? That was good. Oh, it's been a W. Yes, it was a W. I am not watching
you. The new features to drop is a live right now. Right now. Copy it. It's a 4.
Right here. Tappebs.com. Like we said, there is a lot more people that are can get tap
cats this time. Okay, let's go look at the website. When you pull up the website, right
way click around every one fits yet enter the shop boom boom right here
creatures to is
Lacey? Wait, show the fuck. Go fucking.
Brother! Go fucking.
Brother! Go fucking!
Brother! Go fucking!
We have 11,000 orders!
11,000 orders!
Yo! Yo! Is that real?
Yo! Is that...
11,000?
Holy fuck, Lacey!
What the fuck?
Dude.
Yo, you're shaking, dude.
We have 11,000 orders.
Oh my god. Wait, what is the max? Is it three boxes? 11,000 orders. Wait, how many boxes
do you get? Oh, you can order three boxes, I think multiple times. Crackchat? Threes,
max. Wait, see if you can click here. Click three and see a, see a quantum. Oh yeah, there
it is. So you can do, wait, how many? Wait, you get 30? Wait, 20? 20. Okay, you get 20.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Okay, okay.
They see, uh...
Dude.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
This is crazy.
It's still going.
It's just still going.
Dude.
It's just...
Brother, it's glitching.
I think I know.
It's glitching out.
Your phone is...
Your phone is...
I'm getting so many orders of glitching out.
Let's go!
J.W. Meep, you coughed one.
Bro!
Juck, put it in the comms.
I want to see every single purchase in the comm right now.
Every single purchase in the comm right now, dude.
Oh my God.
Josh everyone's a me the whole fucking
Is the real
Also guys go interact with the tweet of the new drop everybody who interacts with that you can
Give away, okay
This is for me. I'm gonna give away
I'm gonna give away a PC to one person that likes the tweet and follows tap-caps official. Yes, and by the end of the street
Oh my god, oh my god, we have 12,000 orders in six minutes.
Oh my god.
Dude.
Yeah, you guys are insane.
Oh my god.
It's lagging.
The shop is bugged.
How's the site not crashed yet?
How's the site not crashed yet?
Is the site glitching?
Is the site glitching?
Dude, it get us as order number 12,000.
That is broke.
Order number 12,000.
12,300.
It's getting a focus.
Order number 12,300.
Holy fuck.
Mama Benji Fishy.
Mama Benji Fishy.
Mama Benji Fishy's in the chat.
Check it out.
Check it out.
Mama Benji Fishy, take your time.
It may take a second.
The site's going crazy.
Guys, go interact with the Tab Caps tweet.
Klitz is giving away a free-
Yes, yes!
Yes!
Oh, he's here!
He just keeps going!
There's a wait time?
There's a wait time?
Yes, how long?
Oh my God.
Yo, this is more than the first one.
This is way more than the first one.
I think this is more than the first one.
This is way more than the first one.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Five minute wait time?
Is that normal, T-Kick?
Yeah, that's not normal.
Can we get a number?
How many times do we have to wait?
We have to wait.
Five minutes.
Five minutes.
Five minutes.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm not sure.
I'm here for you.
You're not, you're good.
I'm DMing people 100% off this account.
I'm just gonna post right now.
I'm gonna hold it away.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Hey, Jack, we're gonna wear a TabCat and great PC
to 1% that likes this tweet and follows.
Where was that?
Oh, my God.
Yes.
There's a lot of stuff.
Oh, my gosh, bro.
It's not sold out.
Hey, guys, it's not.
It's sold out.
I'll stop this.
I'm telling you, it's not possible to be sold out.
I will literally stop the dick out.
This truck is literally not possible to sell out yet.
It's not possible.
What is possible?
But if it does, that's an-
Wow, that was a fucking hell of a game.
That was a goon sesh right there. That was
About goon sesh
Three two one
Well, I've never
come on
Moonbyte dude. Hey, I'm gonna bite. I have never
I think Lou's better than Mumbai. Why it's not gonna keep this tag. No, Jack
Also new wrapper new unboxing more more premium for sure more premium. Oh my god. Is this gonna be going all day?
Wait, so if you go to check out, let's just say you want to get one back up. Okay?
Check you my notifications. No, just leave it. I'll just leave it. Let's say you want to get one box. Okay?
You go to check out
Kevin
You can't check out so guys we are in line
breaking my phone is legitimately breaking. We are at 13,312 orders. Wow. It's not sold
out guys. It's not sold out. There's just so many people on the website trying to get
a tap cap that there is a wait time. They're been waiting for 10 minutes. Wait time depends
on the way as well. Yes. If you if you are really fat, your wait time is going to be
a lot longer than normal. That's why I've got three chat. Put it in the calm. If you
I'm gonna like every single tweet also. I'm gonna say it again. So show the tweet
We're giving away a PC to one person that likes
Interaction with this tweet. Yes, I'll lose probably have official by the end of the stream
Every person in the chat to go like and comment something nice right now
You know go show I want everybody to show your order on the tap. Yo shut the fuck up
Show the order in the replies. We're giving away a PC right before we end stream
clicks. I'm not fucking kidding.
Okay, okay.
Don't show the order numbers. Why?
Wait, does it matter if people show order numbers?
Oh, it's snowy.
Oh, it's snowy. Yo, snowy, you don't know what you're talking about.
Yo, snowy, watch your tone, dude.
Everybody just like and come and interact with this guy.
Interact it.
Who in the chat has gotten a tap cap? Take me.
Drop me.
Drop me.
I can't order to Hungary.
I can't order to Iceland, someone to send.
Iceland someone to send I'm pretty sure you could oh yeah don't show order number
why I don't know someone said you could cancel someone else's order
Yeah, this is it. I guess I'm always bugging it literally
Oh
My gosh, I can't order a special and you should be able to you should you guys should be able to oh
Oh my god, I took out of my kids college fund. I bought seven that is what we fucking love right there
Fuck them kids, bro. They can get to college the couple dollars bro. Fuck them kids
Yeah, it is officially out man, we have spent so much time on a drop we had the pop-up yesterday
Pop-up is it was crazy today's do we just started a string 20 minutes ago and it's already fucking
We view bots.
Those are view bombers right there.
Those are bots.
You start fucking spam bombing it.
There's a bunch of millions of them.
We view bots.
We view bots.
We view bots.
We view bots.
We view bots.
We view bots.
We view bots.
We view bots.
I'm buying him a million.
Holy shit.
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Good fucking comments 800 comments whoo-hoo dude. Yes, it's what is all crazy
Yes, you can get a free hundred percent discount code and you can get a chance to win a free PC chat
How are we gonna win a PC if you're in first place with 2,500 what well?
We're gonna check for cheaters. Yeah, we're gonna check for cheaters. Don't worry cheaters will be cheaters will be bond cheaters will be bond bond cheaters will be bond
Tapcat blowing up on our Twitter Institute. We're also doing Instagram giveaway coming out in a couple hours
Yes, there are Instagram giveaways later in the website everybody. We have not caught one yet guys
20 is the best have website right here 20 is the maximum you could get dude
Wait, let's go through some insane. We should be caught. We should possibly go you want to call me
She cost me to order one and give them
Can what?
No, we don't.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I mean, dude, I just don't want you to start.
Oh, dude, that's it.
Jack, we're going to call some people who are ordering it.
We're going to call some people who are ordering it.
Bro, it's still going.
It's still going.
Look.
That's how my ringer on the wall.
Like, it's just never-ending.
It's just never-ending, bro.
It's just never-ending.
It's just never-ending.
I love that sound that's probably the best sound I could possibly
Don't put your phone number in the chat
Don't ban him. Don't ban him. Just time now. He was a beat. Don't put your phone numbers in the chat
Oh my gosh, dude. Yeah, we're gonna face on some people that copped a tap cap
Yeah, we're gonna go through some orders. No, don't ban him. Just time now face time some people what a face on some people
We'll give him something fucking let's give away a PS5 to one person we call
Wait, is he supposed to let me have one arm?
You fucking broke it you piece of shit
Are you stupid now you?
Everyone's typing down. Oh, yeah, stop typing your phone numbers
Stop. I mean they're gonna get his band on switch. I think we get ban on switch
You saw this chat.
I have to meet my buddies, bro.
Yo, chat.
Stop.
Bro, it's both of our chat.
They're yard- you're delusional.
What are we doing?
You're banned.
We're banning them.
They're just typing fake numbers like this.
Look, look at this guy.
There's been a fucking number.
No, right?
67767676767.
Call my number.
It's 6716.
That's not your fucking phone number, bro.
What are y'all doing?
That's not your phone number, bro.
Oh my fucking god.
Whole-
Real number, by the way.
Okay, so that's your phone number.
Hey, let's change the chat.
Type me in a chat.
If you are still in the wait list for getting a tap cap,
is there still a wait list or no?
Yeah, I think it's our wait list.
I mean, they're all gonna say me
because there's ain't fucking me in the dumb ass.
It's six, seven day chat, six fucking seven day.
No shot, that's a wait line.
No, so there's no wait list, so the wait list got cleared.
OK, we're going to open it up.
The wait list is just, yes.
Yeah?
100K in five minutes.
That's how much money was generated already.
The first five minutes, there's 100,000 spent on the website.
Why?
Shit.
Please give me 100K in five minutes.
All right, Jeremy, do you need help?
How many tap caps is that how many tap caps is that
How many tap caps is that?
Bro, we need a...
How many tap caps?
Oh, come on, bro.
What the fuck are you doing?
How many tap caps is that?
What are you doing?
How many tap caps is that?
I mean, we still...
10,000 tap caps.
In the first five minutes.
Yeah, five minutes.
In the first five fucking minutes.
Yeah, oh
That is that is actually ridiculous. Yo, this is an idea six months ago, bro
This is literally an idea six months ago. Let's put it all black
No, what are you saying?
saying
By the way, that's going straight back in the company. Do you think we're taking any of that money out?
You're fucking idiot. Yeah, but what if we put it all on black and then we double it?
Oh my god, Lacey that that money is sitting in the fucking account and reinvesting in the company
This is why I made the decision and Lacey does not hear me. What's the fucking devil?
She's running that was just me hear me out. No, no, no, no, I'm not here. We sold we sold
15
15,000 tap cats already. Okay. Okay
We spend 15k
Right right out of the tap cats account go on a private jet to Vegas put it all on black
We either double up or the dropping just never happened.
That's how you want to do, okay?
We're gonna use that money and we're gonna reinvest into actually creating products like an XL where we can fucking non-stop produce.
We need to buy machines.
Chat, the reason why we can't drop XLs is because each machine-
BOOM!
Let's stop people! Stop being the fun police!
LET'S GO TO VEGAS!
Come on!
No, bro.
No, bro.
No, we aren't reinvesting that money back in its half-cabs.
No, fuck this chap, say it out fuckin' Christ.
Let's go to bed, yo, let's just spend every dime that was just generated with tapgex.
Just fuckin' do it.
That's a every single thing.
Yes.
Please text me that he wants to give it a double charity.
Fuck no, baby.
Lacey, come on, bro.
Come on, dude.
Guys, this is what I like, you want to know what I like?
The last drops, we were already sold out.
We were already sold out.
Right now, you can still go on the TapCaps website and get TapCaps.
If you can't get it right now, you need to ask your mom, you need to ask your dad, you
need to send the wait list.
As a matter of fact, we're even asking grandma, steal our fucking car.
Yeah, steal a car.
Go with 401k.
You can still go to tapcaps.com and you can still get a TapCap and I have a feeling we
have enough quantity to wear.
Last a day.
last maybe a week it's might last all day this could last a week so yeah this
bet needs should last a week yeah so these will be up on tapcaps.com
throughout the entire week for anybody who wants to go to tapcap if you want to
try to pull the ultra rare it's supposed to last us till the next drop which is
like in July. Oh, we're leaking the next drop? That's what we hope happens, but I mean, we never know what you guys want to talk about.
Chad, we're not going to say out of the quantity, but we are getting there for sure. We are getting there.
It's way more than the last drop. It's like way, way, way, way, way, way, way more.
No, we don't have 5 million. No, not 5 million tap caps. I fucking wish we had 5 million tap caps. That would be insane.
Maybe one day we'll have five million tap caps.
Next July leaked, no this is live.
No, not next July.
So, sure bro, yes we are broke, yes we're broke.
Please go buy a tap cap.
TikTok shop is the method.
I think we're definitely gonna have some TikTok shop.
Dude, they're gonna fucking stand.
We've been trying to get into TikTok shop for so long
but we never have any fucking units
because they all sell out.
I think we have you and we have us.
We definitely have, we're a new company
and we haven't even got to test a single app
because we never have any products to test ads on.
We don't know how our ads are.
We're the fucking ads.
So basically, so they feel like they're saying,
what are we doing about ads?
No, no, so here's what he's saying basically,
is we're a new company, but we haven't even gotten to test
like normal company type of ads
because it sells out on stream every time.
You know how big of a blessing it is?
That's the craziest blessing in the world.
That's the single time we thought we were way over shooting
with the Anama stock, so that we would have some time
about the month, the run ads and like sell things
like a normal company, we've never even got on the try.
That is insane.
That is literally insane.
That's like the biggest blessing on the line.
This is literally over like triple the amount of units
that we got.
That we got last time.
Oh, Jason the weed.
Jason the weed.
Yo, Jason, Jason, Jason.
Oh, shit, you're live.
I'm live, bro.
What's up?
What up, Jason?
Well, it was good clicks.
What up, dude?
fuck out of you last night yeah yeah man I was watching that fight oh yeah I
got I can see yes man I'm winning this season Jason I gotta really hey these
hands gotta stay protected you know I'm saying I really gotta focus on that
Yeah, let's do it all right sounds good, bro
I bought seven tapgaps chat. What?
Yeah, yeah, if you buy it right now, it's shipping immediately. Okay, so that's another thing that we wanted to make sure of we know a lot of these brands
You know whether it's creator brands whether it's just brands in general you order something off their website
You've got to wait like a week for the order to get confirmed
Then you got to wait another a month for the order to get shipped and you got another fucking four weeks to actually get the order
We made it so you order it. It will literally be shipped tomorrow or the day after
This week this week. I should say this week. You will get very very quick
So you don't have to wait fucking a month or three months or whatever it is for for anything
Sounds like dreaming
Oh shit, that's box.
I said, I would say it's right over there.
Clothing is hard.
Clothing's different because clothing,
clothing understandably takes a while.
It's like very, uh, critiqued.
Yeah, critiqued.
Very, very critiqued.
I don't really know if that's, that's it.
I don't really know.
Yeah.
Did you release on six, seven on purpose?
Of course we did.
What?
Six, seven on purpose?
Is that all y'all care about is us release?
Oh my, yo, it's still just, it's still, it's still.
I need a license to weeds, bro.
You buy the way that Instagram is finally up, so send people
to the comments.
The Reels?
Yes.
Yeah, Instagram Reels is up.
Instagram Reels is up.
Clicks and Lacy.
I'm sending random discount codes to comments on Instagram.
OK, back.
Ja, we're giving away 100%.
Let's see any orders.
Let's see the orders.
Oh my gosh.
Look at all the orders.
Like everyone.
Oh my god, oh my god. Wait, how many did you just buy?
This guy bought. He bought 10.
He bought 10 tabcaps.
Anyone who caught some, thank you guys so much, bro.
Yes, thank you guys for it.
You guys don't even need a copy, bro.
Whoever's watching and showing love, thank you guys so much, bro.
Thank all of you guys for buying this app, bro.
Seriously, dude.
It's genuinely insane.
And hey, we got a lot more coming into Fusion.
A lot more fucking fire drops.
And we got some collabs coming.
Yes, dude.
It'll be pretty...
We have an official collab locked in coming soon.
And I'll tell you something, bro.
We're not gonna say with you, but it's very similar to my career
And it's very similar to what they seem about to do in a week. Like you just completely
I just fucking said you just completely
Bro, they're not gonna know what do you mean you just completely
They don't it's similar to my career in what Lacey's got to do in a week. You're literally like your career
You just fully leaked it
What are you about to do in a week?
What if there's some next level shit, what if you're gonna lose a hundred pounds?
All you do is play for it. You wake up, you eat fucking
Fortnite big pots, and then you get on Fortnite.
Many snobbicks, but yeah, I'm good to point.
Well, there you go. Now you guys know the fucking first collab.
Thanks to this guy!
Well, they don't- bro, you're an idiot, dude.
Oh, I'm the idiot.
You could've just been like, oh-
I'm the idiot.
Bro, you just confirmed it.
That's what's stupid. You just fucking confirmed it like an idiot.
Oh, okay. So you say-
Confirming it like an idiot is the issue. You leave people and on a question mark. Okay. Yes, but yeah
We have some very very dope shit coming out. I'm gonna tell you guys. I'm gonna tell you guys that
Yeah
L-league clicks leak and our fucking leak dude and not leech shut up shut up
Why is this what's been in my chat?
Wait mods change into this one
New tap-tap trap distorted three boxers support the original ideas. Thank you guys
Did we that ass have one of the only original ideas creators have ever produced? I know I actually
And like listen, I know a lot of people are in a hate, but this is
Why people hate I'm saying right now capture cap
jealousy I
Actually do believe this that because because bro people are gonna support a crater copying pasting what another crater does
Though they'll support that all day, but at the second we try something new idea
They're obviously in a hate because it's new it's sick like it really is an idea that nobody else has done before that's back
That literally is a fact
Oh, oh wait, should we call some people chat? Should we call some people?
Can I call some orders? Call some orders?
I don't know the password
Can I have a password?
You can have a cat phone?
Oh shit. We might have a useless iphone jet. Oh shit. I
I think it's gonna end up being a big branch stores eventually. Yes
That's why we can't go to Vegas spend the money because we need to spend the money with real retailers and mass-producing like a hundred thousands
We could go in stores
Yeah, the dream is you guys walking into any type of fucking store and being able to cop tapcaps
That is that is literally like you walk into like a 7-eleven and on the checkout
There's a tap cap that you can buy.
That's the goal, you know, all in turn goal.
But right now, online drops, y'all have been going crazy.
It's still going.
My phone is still going.
I've just got 100 notifications.
My phone is still buzzing.
My phone is still going off.
I just literally had to save with the phone.
But here's the drop if y'all want to go copy.
It's right here.
Tapcaps.com.
It's not going to sell out anytime soon.
So if you have my 20 right now and my 20 tomorrow,
you could probably do that.
I think we have enough stock.
15,000 have just been our soul so far.
So we're around, like, yeah.
We have a lot more left.
We have a lot of stock sell.
And we're also going to have a TikTok shop campaign this time.
So hopefully, hopefully.
I just made that shit up on the spot.
Shall I buy a tap cap or my mom's life saving medicine?
Probably a tap cap.
Well, here's the thing.
The thing is that, it probably is life saving medicine.
If you really think about it.
If your mom is on her deathbed and...
That's when it was fucking tab-tab.
Well, well, yeah, it's crazy.
Okay, how do I get people to,
oh, we have no service on this one, we can't call people.
You got wifi, no?
Oh, yeah.
What?
Wait, I need him to send me numbers, do you get it?
I'm like, Vino's texting me.
My boyfriend's texting me.
He said, bro, we're really playing Nitro again.
Can't wait to play with you.
No, he didn't say that.
Yes, he did.
Yes, brother, can't wait.
You're fucking jealous that you're gonna get your ass touched
What yeah, you fucking heard me cuz we're playing West and we're keen your bitch ass and streams up you
Hey, drop me if we're gonna stream a drop of me if you're in a queue up West just stream side Lacey
You go better. Yeah, everyone's gonna do that. No one's here. You are a walking free lick. I mean that one
No, look at your job. Look at our job brother brother
You have to understand if I queue up on this game and when I when I queue up on this game
You're I'm a known threat
People know not to fuck with me. They I'm like I'm like I'm like a Michael Myers to my community. They know I fucking don't land where Lacey's landing
I mean sort of passion around me would be disrespectful
But if you make it if you call for a div cup finals on being pressed if you call for this big but finals starting tomorrow
Be impressed. I can't I'm not given one
Wait, I thought they're giving you not division one. I just don't gotta play 14 events
I still ain't I saw tomorrow. I'm playing did three. Yeah, I don't think you're
You don't think me or for making you out of did three. I mean, it's just saying you an arc arc in himself. No, you are
It's me
It's your you're walking with lemon thing is what you need to do. You need to stay when I'm a drop-mass drop blue drop every single thing
That's all you have to do. That's literally what you're doing. Yeah. No, that's the truth. Yeah
But you're just wait, I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't agree. We're wrong. I genuinely can't wait for everybody wrong
I cannot wait okay, dude. I'm gonna open the top cap. Yeah, let's rip
Let's rip some hey whoever whatever I get in this. I'm shipping to somebody in the chat
three
two
one
Is it?
Hold on and whatever I get from this. I'm gonna say I'm gonna ship to someone in the chat. I'm never actually gonna do it
I'm gonna scam you
I got glow bones. Hello bones. Hello bones. Yeah, if you guys do not know the characters
I'm gonna get a close-up real quick. Hopefully it you have auto-pocus. Nope. Oh, well
Why don't you just turn the setting on?
Those are out of characters from this drop y'all doesn't fucking work and the website is still live the website is still live tapcaps.com
Everybody go get your tap cap right here. I'm spamming it in a chat right now
Everybody who has not gotten one you can still get one. It's bone eleven ninety nine for one
Or you can get 10% off 21 58 for two or or
2878 20% and you can get up to 20 per person
fucking gifted
Thank you guys um these right here. I'm telling y'all bro
The if you get an anti slime, I'm not seeing one so rare. It is so rare. You can you can
You can do whatever you want to grow you can hold it you can sell it
You could keep it you could click it whatever you want to do it, bro
Yeah, whatever you want to do it, but these are not just
Whatever you want to do it's a collectible. It's a
Zero resell value. Oh tell that to the person who sold a slime guy for 11,000
112 people who sold it for a hundred bucks. Yep 10x their money
Also, a lot of people, I feel like we're missing something.
Okay, real quick.
Real quick, Chad.
Oh yeah, people don't even realize.
Like Chad, real quick.
You guys, you guys all talk about the resale value, but look like you forgot that you could
do this.
You could.
This is the whole purpose of the TapCast.
Not only do you envision it, and there's a collectible rarity to it, but you guys put
it on your keyboard, and they look sexy, they look cute.
Oh my God, it leaks fucking everything.
What do you mean?
Oh my God.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I'm God, I'm an idiot.
I'm God, I actually was such a fucking idiot.
I didn't mean to do that. No, that was so that was I was a descriptive
That was why do you have only sugar fucking keyboard? That is so dumb
It's actually Joe. I usually fake fake to be chipped. That was actually real
Oh, I
You just leaked the LGBTQ tap cat bro
Are you serious?
Um, but it's also, can you see that it's not a good problem?
Which I'm you?
Um, no, uh, well we're happy in the first box.
Oh, okay, well that's a problem.
I don't know where to add it.
Bro, y'all, do you, okay, I thought you said we were last this fuckin' week, T?
It's supposed to, how would you-
You said we're not last till this whole week!
Dude, I don't know how I'm selling so many of these.
I'll tell you how, bro.
We are 50%-
We are 50% the view bots, bro, the view bots.
It's all the view bots.
It's all the view bots.
We are 50%-
reason why we're selling out 100,000 fucking tapcats.
Oh, so no, we just leaked the fucking units, that's great.
Fucking stupid, Smilly.
What the fuck are you doing?
50% sold out, 50% sold out.
In the first 36 minutes, it made times 10 hour quantity from last year up.
All right, here's the thing.
If you guys already got a tapcap, can you guys please not buy another one and let new
people get them?
What are you saying?
No.
What are you saying?
No, we good.
We good.
We good.
No deal.
How do you say not to fucking listen to you?
No.
Okay.
All right.
Listen, if you didn't get a tap cap yet, go get one, bro.
They are-
I don't know how long this is gonna last.
They're half way to sold out.
We are one hour-
We're halfway to sold out.
I don't know if it'll last for the-
We are 37 minutes.
We are 37 minutes in and we just sold out half our inventory.
And our biggest quantity dropped.
I just bought that five thousand okay, buddy. Wait, okay, but
What this was supposed to last a week because we want take time viewers to fucking be able to get one
Yeah
Well, we probably have a check I mean no no bro, okay
But that was the first initial hype on the drop obviously all the people oughta thug all the clicksters
We're gonna go in a tap cap, but now now
Inventory slow down and anybody
Wait you have a clip we have a clip in campaign right we do have a clip
It's we have 25k for me, and then we also have I think 10k for you
Yeah, so there's like any way five thousand dollars your clicks and tap caps. There's like a 45,000
Budget that you will get paid you get paid for patient clips. So if you guys want to get involved
How do they involve?
How do I discord this one my discord just extra mod spam a clipping discord spam a clipping discord, please
You could buy 20 then buy another 20 by the way, I just did it. They're not all sold out if I'm reselling OMA 5
When it's sold out all this other fuckers are to put on eBay like to benefit
You saw him yesterday, but they were they're coming in with AI videos of me with my dick out like
That was real
Yes, I did fuck you. I don't care. I I stand on it now. I'm proud to announce that we did that
We're not doing this. We're not doing this. We're not doing this dude. Wait, is this the minigame or is this the old one?
Wait, can we play?
Wait, you can't play it right here. So Jed, this is the minigame right here. It's on the App Store on the App Store.
Wait, is this the music?
Bitch my turn
14 I'll touch up
Okay, you have two turns you get your terms you're so bad. I'm not bad
I
Look at you, you can't even get past four starting now. Sorry. I'm trying now. I'm trying right now. You suck
No, no one more please
Games actually hard. Yes, check. This is the new tab cap game
You can play on PC and it is on the official Apple app store
the game on App Store. It's just tap cap on App Store. First place score gets a brand
new gaming PC. It's top a thousand score gets an unreleased
cherry tap cap to their App Store. The only cherry red slime guy tap cap you can get is
through getting top a thousand on this game. Top a thousand is crazy. I want to see the
tap. I want to open up the store right now. I'm actually good at this game. Bro, you're
You're lucky, I'll do that.
No, I'm actually good.
It says tap cap, the game.
Yeah, dumbass, 14.
I got 14 again.
Yo, I just copped 45 tap caps.
Can I sell them back to you?
Are you fucking stupid?
No, dumbass.
Your chat are full of idiots.
Why why would I buy the tap-caps back from you, bro?
Alice clicks his chat shit
Oh, so it's not cherry so it's just it's just random a thousand people who play the game
So it's just a thousand random people who get the game are gonna get a free
That's fairs, oh that's fairs that's fairs
That's what hell people are saying is the USA on each other oh
My sold it's fucking sold it's sold
$150 are you dead ass for an unreleased chrome slime tap cap?
Sold for a hundred hundred dollars
Wait, how many oh my god, there's a million. There's a whole market for tap caps Wow
The moob who's tap caps wait gold gold some guy for five hundred six watchers six people having
They're looking at it
Yeah, check check sell like sold ones. How do I do that?
Oh shit somebody said shut the fuck up drew
Lazy shit lazy shit in
advanced sold items
Yeah, okay, what?
Wow, oh my god sold one sold sold holy fuck wait what wait there's a market
There's the actual reseller market sold one hundred yesterday for a hundred
hundred dollars. Oh my god, I got one to the top cap the pop-up shop and he got it
And he sold it.
Because you could only get that at the vending machine.
3D-PRIGged Slime Gold Rare, $20.
Oh, so he's faking it.
So we faked the tap-
Okay, and it fucking sold.
Clicks and Lacy's Tap-Caps TCO-1 sold for $45.
TCO-1 sealed $50.
Tap-Cap?
Slime Guy Mystery Box Authentic Collectible One-Pack New Rare sold for $75.
Tap-Cap Green Slime Guy.
Oh, 11 bids.
11 bids.
And then it ended up selling for $200.
So you can go to the TapCap website, get a TapCap,
and if you get a rare slime guy.
These motherfuckers are selling for $200.
That's 20 extra money.
11 bid, 20 extra money.
Are you stupid?
You met 100 in, 180?
Yeah, he spent $10 and he 20 exed him.
That's $200.
Oh, he said 20 extra money.
No, 20 exed his money.
20 exed his money.
What is that?
What is that 3D printed bullshit?
This is fake. What is this?
It's a fake!
Oh my god.
$65. $20.
Whoa, these are fake!
Joe Chat. Chat, you've got to come to Real Ones
right now, available at TapCats.com.
$44 for a Luna.
$44 for a Luna.
Somebody just sold a...
What the fuck? Is this a closet?
$69 sold for?
$70 for
Creatures One.
Tap cap of an hand
Wait, it keeps on going. Oh a hundred dollars sold scally May 23rd
Wait, these are 80 dollars. Wait. These are all these are all sold
Wait, wait, everyone's done. These are all sold if there's pages of it. Holy
There's pages of sold back caps for 70 dollars 75 dollars 50 dollars 70 dollars 500 dollars. What rainbow sold what?
What?
We got three, sold for $500.
April 10th.
Yo, are you guys?
$80.
Are you guys?
$550.
Sold April 9th.
Wait, $480.
Can you have one?
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Go.
Right here.
Rainbow Slime at $480.
Sold April 3rd.
Wait, go to, price it from high to low.
How do you do that? Advanced?
Someone in Chats said that you could price it from high to low. I don't see that.
Sort by, sort by, go down, all the way.
Price, highest first? Yeah.
Wow. Somebody made a thousand dollars off something. Someone, it's like Goldstone guy.
$1,000. April first.
April first.
Wow 500 500 for a green holy shit I
Didn't even know I did not know this I didn't even know there was a tap-cap mark three cell market
Wow
I have no good setup. This is just eBay by the way. I think there's more like there's like different sites right chat I
Think well, oh my god
Hey, well instead of buying it from eBay, you can go to the tabclubs.com.
Do not buy them from eBay because we have them available on our website.
Tabclubs.com.
You can get them for $11.99.
Okay?
$28.78, 20% off for three boxes.
You got to buy a maximum of $20.
Buy a maximum of $20.
Okay?
I don't know about that thing, too.
Yeah, I mean people are there we have a job in the reseller fucking drew
What is it oh yeah chat
But this is the this is the craters are to get right our craters. How many craters are in it?
Sixty okay, we're gonna send these out to 60 of 60 streamers
Family friends like we're gonna send these out to the guys in the courthouse. Obviously price on the box to
Other streamers creators to creatures to it's a fully painted black wind box. They open it up
Job drew
Five five tap caps. It'll be five tap caps for all the creators. Okay. It's not gonna be filled with nothing. Yes
Nice job, Drew. I'll do in the set
That's it.
Here's the one.
Wow.
Thanks for sending it over to me.
We're not sending it.
We're not sending it.
So gaming prizes is, what is that one, a second place?
It's a creator.
This is, oh, also in the minigame, second place
gets one of these.
Straight to the address.
Yes, so when you get the creator box
that all the streamers and creators get.
Yes.
I'll look at the prizes again, because you can show them.
We have them here now.
The prizes?
I live in the PC.
The way that's one top cap PC.
We see the XL, I haven't seen it, I want to see the box.
Yeah, you brought it.
Oh my god.
Oh, chef.
Oh my god.
Never shown before, but this is a little sneak peek
of what it will be like in the future.
This box is going to be, I believe, the second place
for the Instagram giveaway.
OK.
OK.
And then for the TACTAC game giveaway,
it's going to be XL.
OK, let's show this one.
Let's show this one on stream.
So, chef, it's the first time we're showing this one.
This is a mystery.
We do not know what is in this.
We do not know what is in this.
This is a mystery XL tap cap.
These will be coming soon.
They're not available yet.
Not available yet.
As you can see, it's the same box as the tap cap.
It's just huge.
There's literally an XL in this.
You're literally gonna tear it just like a tap cap.
You're gonna tear it like a tap cap from the flap up here.
You're gonna rip it open.
You're gonna pull this out.
And then this is what you pull out,
is this box right here.
And then it's gonna be a mystery.
Oh.
Oh.
You're not.
Yo, when we drop these, I swear to be a whole second wave of fucking incident.
Dude, that, that, bro, look at the chat, look at my room.
Yeah, and it's gonna be one of those.
Bro, and they actually take.
And they're actually like, they're actually tap fast.
Put it back, I wanna tap, I wanna tap.
They actually click, you can, I mean, you're gonna need a big ass keyboard if you wanna put this on a keyboard.
How much chat, these are definitely gonna be a lot more expensive than the other ones.
These are gonna be more expensive, but they're also gonna be a lot more aware.
These have like, like.
And another thing that I like to do again, is you set it down like this, right?
And then, if you grab your ankles, and you, ah, ah, roll, what?
Tapcups.
Lacey, you can get the fuck out of here.
You do that.
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, you're 25 years old, bro.
You are a grown-ass man, teabagging a fucking tapcat in your ass.
Like, what are you, bro, what the fucking fucking thing do you do?
Are you doing it?
There's kids watching, there's children watching, there's no children watching.
You just ruin it. I'm returning my mom. Let's say that for later.
Can you buy these? No, these are not available yet.
These are not available yet, but they will be eventually.
No, when are we going to have some?
Eventually.
Could we sit this out of balance?
They're all going to be sold like this.
Yes.
They're all going to be sold like this right here in the mystery box.
It's going to have the collection with the rarity on the box.
Obviously on this collection, you're going to want to go for the Bullets on Guy.
It's literally our box.
It's just a big earth thing.
It's just me.
Yeah, and these are going to be obviously so collectible.
This is like, you know, all these guys that you have back here.
Yeah, I mean, I have collectibles in the back of my set up all the time.
That's why I love these.
That's why I'm so like,
what's the first ever company doing anything like this?
Like this size mystery box?
I think that's true.
I don't think there's ever been a-
Guys, anyone that does a collectible, like big version, like, no, right?
Like a big mystery box?
A big version of this size?
Like mystery box?
Like, air brick size mystery box?
No, it's not.
Not knowing what you're going to get?
It's not.
I don't think.
I don't know.
Actually, obviously there's big collectibles.
I'm saying like a mystery where you don't know where you're going to get something this size.
Yeah.
Chad, we don't know the price yet.
We don't know yet.
We don't know yet.
We don't know yet.
We've got to figure out how much of production costs.
So basically, we need to use every single time that we have to buy these machines that
we can non-stop, create them, and the machines are the six figures each, so that's why we
can't go to Vegas.
Don't mess.
Yeah.
Because we've got to...
This is the goal, basically.
You guys see right here in front of us, this mystery tap cap right here, the big version,
this is the goal.
And right now every penny that Tap Caps makes is reinvested back into it and eventually...
I'm fucking smiling because he's trying to be smart right now, but this motherfucker's
the first one to try to pull the money and fucking gamble with the breath.
You little stupid bitch.
No, but it's safe though. The money is safe.
Okay, but imagine if we put it all on black and we hit and then we can go get a machine.
Alright, I'm accounting you. Let's just say we fucking put it all on black and we lose all the money.
Now what? What do we do?
Hey chat, we actually-
Do another drop! Do another drop!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so funny, stupid bitch.
And the tap-nap goes out of business.
Well, this is so cool, bro. This is so amazing.
Thanks, God, I'm losing my mind, Sal.
No, Dave, bro.
How can you do it after losing for six straight years?
Let's be honest, bro, I would too.
If I was fucking grinding for a night, day in, day out,
eat and sleep in, breathing for a night,
losing for six straight years, fourth, tenth,
uncons, 47th in front of fans in person out of land,
I'd have a losing mentality too.
I'm just being honest, bro.
Okay, but you wanna know something?
At least I don't have to cheat my way in life, right?
Because someone like you, they cheat their way.
From 300 pounds down to 195 by cheating.
But putting a needle off your fucking ass,
Just like this.
Needle my ass.
Okay, so let me ask you my question.
Wait, I don't know.
Fucking cheating.
So red is cheating.
Wait, so red is cheating.
Let me ask you a question.
Since now I'm on red and you're on red,
that's cheating, okay?
Who am I cheating?
Yourself.
No, you know, I'd be cheating myself.
I'd let myself stay at 300 pounds
and then die early from it.
That would be cheating myself.
Instead, I got a little aid
and I drove to my destination instead of walking.
Yeah.
Oh, you see how he practices the shit?
Yeah.
He practices the shit in the fucking mirror.
So what?
So what?
He practices the shit in the mirror.
You are right.
Your ass is fat, by the way.
Do that again?
Yeah, I'm gonna get a look.
Is there a smacking up?
No, it's looking.
I was just looking.
I thought you were gonna do a little smile.
But hey guys, don't forget, all day,
it's still available.
Still available.
We are 50% sold out.
We are 50% sold out of the stock.
The new drop is out.
Let's make some content, we'll come up,
maybe we'll see how much we got later.
Next day?
I wanna show you the house.
I have not seen the house, but I need a few.
I wanna show you around the house.
I need a few firsts.
Drew!
Look at this, alright, W segment, A, W tap caps, bro, W tap caps, W, W, W, W, W, tap
caps, bro, W, W, W, tap caps.
You guys can still go Coxham on the website, they're still available, there's half the
the stock is left so make sure y'all are going to cop your tap-taps. Are you
playing with Arc? Yes. I think I'm gonna I think you guys want me to play scrims
with Arc tonight?
Yes. Okay. What time should I play scrims with Arc? Should I play should I play at
at six or at 8.30?
Code's out of use.
We ready?
Six or 8.30, click.
What screen session should I play?
What screen session did I play?
Six or 8.30?
Well, six is in two hours.
What, four hours?
No, not six game here, Tom.
Six game central.
He's, he's, he's.
Oh, yeah.
He sends it.
I'm gonna say 830.
Yeah.
Bet.
Well, I'm gonna leave at,
I should be back at my hotel at eight.
I'm gonna get dinner at eight.
So I'm gonna be here for six hours.
Okay, bet.
Bet.
So I'll publish from the 830 then.
I'll publish from the 830.
Locked in, scrims, locked in.
Bro, my chat is on my dick about missing the eval.
But chat, bro, I would 100% miss an eval
for an opportunity to be with Lazy
and dropping a fucking insane creature's job.
I'm not gonna lie, my comments on my dick, dude.
About missing eval?
Yeah, bro, bro, venos and venos on vacation
playing on 50K.
Wait, where's venom on vacation, man?
This is Florida.
So like, obviously, like, I'm not gonna fucking,
like, I'll be home tomorrow.
I have really bad news, bro.
I need you, I know I'm not kidding.
I need you to talk to the chat, I gotta shit.
Oh yeah, I'm talking to the chat.
Okay.
I know, I just need you to talk to the shit.
I don't know why, bro, why.
Wait, you got canceled?
I'm not gonna talk to clicks.
Wait, is it canceled?
Hey! Like, I haven't talked to the thugs in a minute.
Hey, I feel like, I feel like Lacey owes me some subs.
I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like he owes me so many fucking subs.
He does.
He does owe me, right?
He told me he owes you a hundred gifted.
Yeah, I swear he owes me a hundred gifted.
Cause I remember him talking about that for a while.
He was like, he was like trying to scam me and shit.
Let's fucking see this.
You know, let's, let's see this here real quick.
How do I go, um, get the sub,
100, so, like, how do I switch this?
How do I be Lacey?
Full cam, cam right?
Oh, cam left.
Oh, great.
Let's see if this works.
Bro, this little fucker.
Yo, I literally hate Lacey.
Yo, I hate Lacey.
Bro, only Lacey would get his card fucking declined.
Do you have his card?
No.
Do we do it?
We can try.
Dude just fucking do it
Only
No, you can't that's crazy
Oh my god, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait, you gotta do this, I'm gonna get in trouble.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh yeah, just, just, just, just.
Like, why did he let you do one sub?
Like, one at a time, maybe?
Oh, fuck it, maybe?
Let's see, one gifted?
Maybe one won't win.
One gifted.
Fuck.
Yes!
One gifty, one gifty.
Wait, that was one?
Yeah.
Maybe another real quick, another real quick, another?
Fine.
Come on, come on.
Yes!
Let's up it a little bit, let's up it a little bit.
Come on, come on.
Yes!
Holy shit, holy shit.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. That's a nox. That's a nox. That's a nox.
Wait, I should look and gift to people. Wait, I should look and gift money to people that
deserve it.
Hey, you good, Lacey? It's okay. Hey, take your time. Me and the chat are talking. Yeah,
we're having a good time. Don't you worry.
Wait, who should we get subs to?
Who's live in our chat?
Who's live in the chat?
Oh my god.
Holy fuck.
I swear we should go to a streamer.
They're saying it's a real wall.
It's a subs of real wall.
How much do you pay?
Minimum wage?
Like three hours an hour?
Three hours an hour?
Go fucking bonus?
Go fucking bonus?
Come on.
Come on.
This shit, this shit, this shit!
NOOOO!
Love you, give me, love you, give me!
No raise, no fucking bonus!
Wait, wait, wait, who should we go with?
Uh, Aussie antics?
No fucking five gifted?
No five?
Woohoohoohoo!
Oh, wait, wait, wait!
Subscriber only chat?
Wait, what'd he say?
Like, my goat!
How's it going, bro?
Thanks for five gifted!
Welcome back in, dude!
Well man, don't even pay attention bro, I've been gassed it all the way to you.
Who's that guy?
Oh, fuck.
I trust him a lot.
I just don't trust him.
I don't think he's got any sons.
I don't think he's got any sons.
He's a small streamer.
He's a small streamer.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Hey, it's a big...
Hey, it's a small streamer.
It's a small streamer.
It's a small streamer.
Fuck it.
It's a small streamer.
Hey, I will go spend W and...
Hey, what's his name?
Clicks.
Hey, W clicks, bro.
W clicks.
Hey, what's his name?
Clicks.
And then we come in here, wait, we'll just leave you here.
Fuck you, you're a bitch.
You're garbage at-
Fuck you, fuck you lazy! Fuck you! You're a fucking bitch! Fuck you, now, hold fucking out! Fuck all you guys!
Holy! Holy shit!
Anyway, alright, by the way, you're fucking done in the fuck out of West, I promise you, I fucking promise you you're done in that shit!
And if you fucking don't, I'm landing on you myself!
Pissed me the fuck off.
It's Klich, by the way.
Oh, shit.
You aren't a pro anymore?
Klich, you got 10th with Uncontested walking.
You went in as the famous for FNCS, you were in first place after four games
with the best PYs ever to put into four-night Uncontested.
And you ended in 10th place and played down your shitty ass code.
Now you're getting close by the eighth-worst fucking coach
and the entire fucking Goddamn team.
And you're gonna go fucking down again
with the greatest fucking player of all time.
It's actually fucking insane.
You played with the greatest fucking players since the history of fucking boardings came up, and you've done it every single fuck that happens, yes.
Go along, though, this season. I think you actually... you guys are actually gonna do good.
Wow. That's just fucking backfired.
That just... that is just backfired, you fuck. I don't even say to that.
What?
Uh, what up, Lacey, bro? We have some enemies, bro. Lacey, bro, Bucky just went off at us, dude.
For what?
Dude, I don't even fucking know.
What the fuck happened?
I just said fuck you. I'm lacy in your bitch and all this and the chapter you piss bro. We started going off at us
Bro, it's crazy dude. What do you mean? No, dude
For what he said he said you're dirty and she was crazy, bro. Did he just get dropped by zen?
Hey, but hey, I mean your child was vibing dude. We were having a great fucking time. It was so much
No, we were literally like having
How many subs do you have?
I didn't get any subs dude.
Cause you did five.
No, I didn't get any.
You know what? You know what?
You're all money on fucking different subs.
No.
It doesn't work.
Look, look, look.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
I'm gonna fucking try dude.
It doesn't work bro.
Why do I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight twitch transactions in my
paypal?
Re-sold.
Re-sold, bro.
You're sold, bro.
You're sold to stringers.
It re-sells every month.
It's the first of the month.
It takes half a day.
It's just refreshments.
Yeah.
refreshes
yeah
what
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
what the what are you doing
no no
no no no
I thought we were having such a day
stop stop stop
come on bro what the fuck are you doing
What are you doing bro? You are ashy steaming. What the fuck? You watch it yet? Yeah. I didn't watch it. Oh my god. I just watched it. Is it good? It's so good. It's so good.
I
Mean do to me do to me doing it all these way. I'll be real. She brought up. He just went that last night
Who can learn?
No
Now look look we save it what CD just meet her
I'm gonna you see how do you? Yes, I'm so cool. Actually. Yeah
So I went to the worst concert last night and I was just walking in the friends and family section and
Justin Bieber was there and I just walked up to him and the security guard was there and you let me walk by
And I tapped him up and I was like, what's up, bro?
What
I think I think I don't know I don't know I didn't want to like seem like I was like a fan
I said what's up, bro? Yeah, I'm gonna tell you something. It's okay to seem like a fan boy
No, no, this act no no faster cap. What do you need a celebrity bro? I think you are a fan of don't act
I can know but I was acting cool. I was acting cool
I was actually I tell him I don't even read in your sleep ran into each other before so it wasn't like our first time
But clearly doesn't know your fucking name. So it is your first time introduced yourself. Hey, my name is Nicholas
No, bro. No, I feel like that was good me just saying what's up to him
I didn't want to like be like you're gonna picture cuz we were in oh don't get a picture
I just said okay, don't ask for a picture and he said what's up, bro
Like I think I think he knew who I was because why else would he tell the security? I was good
Oh, he told us here. He's good. Like I just walked and he was like and he like reached out like this
Oh, he reached first. No, I was like walking towards him. Okay. I'm just gonna boot. Okay
He was in a booth, like sitting in a booth.
And there's a security guard like this.
I walked like this, and I was walking.
I didn't realize I was doing this, I just saw him.
And then he looked at me, he wasn't singing.
He was enjoying the concert.
And then he looked at me, and then I was like,
I like this, I want you to say, but yo!
And then I like that, and he went like that.
And I went like this, and I was like, what's up, brother?
What's up, brother?
And that was it.
That was literally it.
That's not a bad shot.
That's not bad, right?
It was so cool.
Who knows you?
I think.
Who knows you?
We met before.
Bro, I saw the stream, bro.
You were fucking pushing the whole time.
You were hitting behind the people.
Oh, so I didn't meet just me, bro.
Oh, you didn't meet fucking just me, bro.
So I didn't meet him the first time.
So this is the media.
So this is the media.
I'm in front of the station.
Yo, are y'all flirting?
Are you guys fucking starting?
Yo, fuck!
Yo, are you guys...
Yo, that is hilarious.
I'm gonna start sending you guys phone numbers from the order.
Oh, bet. Bet, bet, bet.
I'm gonna text you a little bit about that.
Bet.
Well, wait, there's another one, please.
Okay, that is hilarious.
No, this one's funny, because he's a little...
He's funny.
He's funny.
Wait, no, that's actually funny.
He knows it.
And then, wait, wait!
Well, I said what's up to him this time when I saw him.
Cause I didn't have a camera.
I didn't want to see a camera in his face.
And I was off stream at Adler's concert.
And I said what's up.
At least, yeah.
I mean, it's only got a point.
At least got a voice out.
Yeah, yeah, we got it.
Yeah.
I'm still gonna bring it back up.
Oh, you're in.
Yeah.
That's fucking hilarious.
That's actually funny.
At least you've got a word out.
No, that's my boy now.
Ain't no next time.
That's literally my boy.
That's my boy.
Next time you introduce yourself.
Like yo, by the way, I don't know if he ever introduced
myself, my name's Lacey.
Oh, I'm Justin. Then you guys start condoing and you kick it.
Well, we're probably gonna get dinner in a jiu-jitsu.
Oh, he doesn't fucking know you. Does he follow you? He follows me.
Bitch.
Cool.
Sorry.
You think Justin Bieber is over in the tap cap?
No, I said it to him, though.
What, you do?
Yeah, I don't think he over did it.
You said Justin Bieber in the tap cap.
Yeah, because he said me the SLK, his drip, like the...
But do you think he like opened the box or no?
No.
So what do you think is where is it at?
At his house.
Is it in the packaging still?
Probably.
So from Klicks or the thing he didn't even know.
No, it's from TapGas, not Klicks.
Wait, you got dropped.
Basically dropped?
What?
Pay him $40,000.
How the fuck are you getting dropped?
How the fuck are you using drop?
Who said I got dropped?
Who said I got dropped arc Twitter arc tweet?
Oh, that's EWC. It's EWC. Oh shit. I'm not playing EWC. Yeah, yeah, no, okay
No, I told arc you could play EWC and last chance qualifier with whoever he wants. I just want to play FNCS
I'm not playing a WC chat. I'm not taking I'm not taking all our shit away. Well, I'm not gonna let him play
EWC to yeah, but bro. He could play you WC whoever he wants you play with them. You guys are fucking done. That's reload too, right?
Chat if you are just coming to the stream
We are 50% sold out of the new tap caps drop spend the link mods real quick or at least it's been about 20 boxes
20 boxes of mobs.
20 boxes of mobs.
This is it right here, tapcaps.com.
It's halfway sold out.
Halfway sold out.
So make sure you get one.
Because I don't think it's going to last.
It's not going to last as long as we thought.
I thought that Mitchell's going to last at least a month.
Yeah, we actually did.
But the quants, yeah.
I mean, it's still broke.
Look at my phone.
It's still going.
It's no joke.
It's like a hundred percent per minute.
I swear.
Just spammed.
But this leaderboard is so cooked.
You genuinely have to be the best human in the world to have 25.
Yeah, we're guys.
I was going to be honest, Shaq, we're going to cheat proof it.
Like not cheat proof it, but we're going to ban cheaters.
Don't worry, man.
Don't worry.
Cutie, nice and free.
Bye, we give you.
Thank you.
All right, let's face time some fans that copped.
Let's face time some fans.
I haven't gotten numbers yet.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, there we go.
Do you have a face time and some fans that copped?
A new tap cap.
We're about to face time some of y'all right now.
Let's go.
First person.
First person.
Let's see if Andrew answers, but we can't show them you're gonna show his number
Maybe changes the name
Is he dead has not dies knocks thank you for the five gift
If he dies
Guys if you order a tap cap and get a call from a random number. It's me and clicks calling bro
Yeah, he's not stop calling me. Okay. Okay. All right
They think they're funny
I'm just chilling out.
Wait, do this all the way?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
What? You good?
You good?
I see.
What's good with you?
Bro.
We got ego'd by the way. We just called someone who caught the tap and got ego'd.
I
Got my phone is just spams
What does it de-gloves me bro, you know what a de-gloves is
Jared he didn't answer. I need a new number
dude new number
Dnd bro, Andrew number Nick the plug with the five give me Nick
W Nick the plug. Thank you for the five. I bet
He's got a bunch of tiktok posting about tap caps Nick the plug. Yes. He's like my top clipper. Oh, he get him paid
We have $40,000 on paid ads.
CUNY ISEEQUIN with the Five Gifted.
Tweaking with the Five Gifted.
Holy shit, y'all are going crazy with the subs right now.
They go up out of fives.
We're missing.
What do we call Ryan?
We got Ryan.
OK, Ryan.
Ryan bought a Tap Cap.
Let's see if he wins.
Come on, Ryan.
Come on.
Oh, nice.
Choose another email or a number.
Come again.
Come again.
See if it works.
OK, we got Mark.
All right, Mark.
Mark.
Big fucking Mark.
Come on.
Just caught six.
Thank you.
I'm a, oh god, that's what everyone did.
What's the name?
It's a pedo.
Oh.
I don't know why that's the name.
Are we, are we going to get your butt verses?
Do our verses get bodied?
No, Mark.
Is it a phone, buddy?
Yeah.
Oh, shit!
Let's go, Mark!
No shit, what's up, boys?
What's up, dude?
How you doing, Brad?
What's up, Mark?
What's good?
Yo, is that Los Polos?
What's up, Mark?
Oh no, no, you're sir. Hello, Mark. Are you there? Is it your service? Mark? Mark, can you hear us? Oh, hey, hey, how many top cats you cop?
cop. I just got 10. Oh, shit. Big fucking more topping 10. Oh, so you got 16 total.
So I'm just out on the first drop. Second drop. I only got one, right?
Well, he's here to glue. Now you got 16. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, well,
Listen mark. Thank you so much. Thank you for supporting us dude. Fuckin love you. We got your number saved
Thank you
Yeah, you look sexy as fuck keep those tats
Yeah, bro. Hey spin W mark in the chat
Have a go man
W mark
He's a homie
W mark
I like Mark
Mark Markers go
Shout out Loze man
Shout out
Alright let's, hey let's, oh we have another one, that's good
I want to rip one open.
Oh wait, we have one.
I'm ripping one open.
Wait, that was not Mark?
No, no, it's not not Mark, bro.
Chad, we're ripping through one.
Wait, what is GCC?
No, you did not get it this time.
Ghost!
Oh!
Rare unboxing!
That's a good pool!
That's a good pool!
Ghost!
Ghost?
Where are we right now?
Guys, if you want to be able to try to unbox
and get some rare ones, tapcaps.com.
We still have some stock left.
It should last, it should last all day.
My phone is going absolutely crazy.
Check how many people are on the site.
What?
Check how many people are on the site right now.
On the site?
Yeah, you can check.
What do you mean?
Clicked out boy.
I'm not allowed to.
I can check how many people are on tapcaps.com right now.
Doctor, it should be right here, girl.
Mine's right there usually.
How do I do it?
I don't know.
Wait, we have one charge back.
Why did someone charge back no
Oh you got the fucking look full access fraud
Fucking fly. Oh my god. Look how many orders we have 16,000 tap-tap orders
16,000
Holy fuck. Holy shit, Jack.
Holy fuck.
Hey, bro, thank y'all all for-
W check. W check right now, dude.
Appreciate all y'all for going into TAP-CAP.
Oh, my gosh, my phone is three-
Yeah, it's still going crazy.
It's gonna be going crazy all day, bro.
Appreciate y'all, man. W us.
You guys are insane. You guys are insane.
All right, shall we go house tour?
Drill!
Hey, let's talk face-to-face.
He's gonna tell me.
Drill!
All right, check!
Next segment.
I wrote, I wanna see the crib.
I want to either 2v2 someone in basketball or we want to go okay. No we can't
We can't do that. We can do whatever okay when we want for first months first
months first months you have a gift to me so I was in a minute maybe we do like
You just get to go actually chat how many subs it gets himself. Okay transparently 60
Seeks that's like
No, just like I'm gonna tell you
No, I'm god. I did it bro. I'm right. I swear. I get to no joke money-wise probably like 300 bucks and so
It's not.
Shit.
That's not gonna get you barred in the hallways.
No, I'm gonna call that J.
It's not. It's not hard.
Yeah, it's not.
It's not for like, it's not hard.
It's not hard.
It's just like, there are pigs in educational stupid.
It's not hard.
Alright, it's not.
W-Rageway, W-Rageway, W-Rageway.
Hehehehehe.
Alright, are we actually on the RL?
Yes, we're on the RL, yes.
Show me the hotspots.
Yeah, let's keep it pinned!
The, uh, the new drop.
I'm gonna go to OBS.
I don't know why you switched to OBS.
Because he doesn't have my other ingest.
How could I?
Are we back?
Yo yo yo yo yo yo we're AFT.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're back.
Yeah, we're back?
Can you hear us?
Yeah, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Like, why are they saying we're fucking cheese?
Let's go.
Well, I look like you gotta get shoes though.
Stick those slides out, I'll help you.
Wait, show me.
I'll get everything.
Okay, this is my bedroom.
Is this your room?
This is my bedroom, yeah.
This is your bedroom?
Whoa.
I don't know what the bedroom is saying.
What?
Yeah, I don't know what the bedroom is saying.
His bedroom is the same exact as this.
The swap.
Really?
Yeah, it's a fire room.
It's my bedroom.
Oh, wait.
That's fucking insane.
Wait, that's me in the same watch?
That's correct.
I'm not going to lie, that's insane.
I didn't even know you had the same watch.
How much you get it for?
Dude, we have the same.
That's crazy.
What?
That's crazy
I didn't even know you had an AP
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Is this your favorite watch?
It's like my Robbie Watch
So like I wear this
That's $40,000
Yeah I know but I'll just wear it
It's like the one I would wear the most often
Yeah but that's not a Robbie Watch
Oh no but like
I wouldn't wear my Skelly Owl
How much is this Skelly?
What?
Yeah.
I'm gone?
You have 140,000 dollars?
Yeah.
Can I see it?
It's not here.
It's in 16,000 miles.
Yeah, 16,000 miles.
It's miles away with a bunch of other stuff.
Do you have guns?
Guns?
Yeah.
Yeah.
A bunch of guns here, yeah.
Come back here.
I'm going to get you a...
Next birthday, I'm going to get you a towel of straps.
What?
Yeah, why do you guys not have...
That's just...
Why do you not have any?
Is this just an idea?
Yo, is this because I'm from Texas Chat?
Bro, like, everyone has literally...
Bro, you can say I'm straight.
You can talk about guns. I'm sure you can you tell me why I would have a gun. Okay, so what if someone comes in?
Trust your obvious. Okay. Well in California if someone came to my house, and I shot them I'd go jail. Well different types of laws
Well, exactly. That's why he had a gun in point. I knew you can't even know even
He points a gun at me and like I shoot him there
There is a chance that I go to jail for murder. Well if he fires one one shot
He fires one shot. I'm dead. No, he's gonna miss the first one then you hit him. Well, this is not for tonight, bro
You don't just get hit go you don't hit for a hundred damage, and then you have full health mark
Well, if you get hit for 100, you get hit for 100, you get hit for 100, you get hit for 100.
Yeah, but what, really, this is the worst.
And I don't believe the California laws are actually like that.
They are. They are. You cannot, you cannot shoot someone, like, in self-defense is very...
Yeah, I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I don't believe that.
If someone points a gun at you, ungodly,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's totally...
If someone's on your property in Texas, you have the right, which obviously that's crazy.
If someone goes on your property in Texas and you shoot them, that's considered self-defense.
But in Cali, like, here's for example, I don't think we've ever told this story on
stream before, have we? We haven't. You can't spend yourself in California.
There was this one time. Oh wait, I thought. Yeah, I don't think it matters. This is the
other house. There was this kid who walked in the house. I was live on stream.
I saw the clip. Yes. And he just walked through the door. Okay. And we had to
Drag him out and we spent like what was like 20 minutes outside trying to get in the
morning. He wouldn't leave. Silky and Ray came out.
He just kept saying, I want to hang out with you guys. I want to hang out with you guys.
Yeah, he had a mental problem. Yes. Well, listen, so Silky, me and Ray, we had to like drag him
down the street out of our house and then two days later, he came back.
Really? Yes. He came back into the house again, walked through the front door
and then we call the cops and he's like outside and he's like oh he's like he's
like saying this all this crazy shit he's like oh I'm friends with banks where's
this person like banks sent me all friends with these people like I know
you guys were friends he's like he's like I'm phase I'm phase and this is what
we're also phase right no no we weren't and he's like he's like I'm friends with
all you guys and he was like he was like I'll show you I'm friends with that
pulls up a phone, adapts streaming.
He's like crazy psycho in the head.
Body was in the depth.
So we call the cops, right?
Call the cops and the cops come
and they're like, they handcuff them
and they talk to them.
They ask him if he's on drugs.
He had no drugs on him,
but they said that they could tell he was on drugs.
And then they're like, we can't do anything.
I'm like, what do you mean you can't do anything?
You walked into our house.
He's like, yeah, but he's technically not across the property line right now.
So the cops are like, all we can do is just drive him down the block and we have
to wait till he comes back for us to do something.
I'm like, so you guys have to wait for this guy to come back in order to do something.
But you basically say, oh, we have to wait for him to hurt someone to do something.
And then he gets worse.
He comes back 30 minutes later.
With the cops left?
The cops leave.
Drop him off down the road.
I'm driving and I'm leaving and I see him hiking back up the hill, back up to our
house. He's walking back up to our house. So listen. So then the cops are like,
if he comes back, let him cross the property line. So he comes back and we're
literally camping the corner. Like just waiting for him to cross the property line.
He comes in, walks up the driveway, crosses the property line and we grabbed
him and we made him sit down and we're like, stay right here. Don't move. So we're
like, stay, you gotta stay right here. We call the cops. Cops come back. What did they
They said they said the driveway part that we're in doesn't count. He has to go all the way up to the front door now
Yeah, he's making a rule. Cops come back and say oh well technically he's not imposing a threat
He's just he's just coming to your guys house. He's a little coped out
He has to actually go into the house for it to be a problem
I'm like so this guy has just crossed our property three to four times
Came into my house once and the cops can't do anything like like you see I'm saying these Ellie
Suck bro, they suck. I mean the cops are just doing the fucking law at the laws the issue
That's that's fucked because in Dallas, bro, or in Texas if someone comes if it bro the first
Crazy night we were outside with this kid for hours
Yeah, the cops the cops the cops took an hour and a half to come. What if you like what if you punch him?
You know, you have the right
Yeah, so
No, no, no, no, no.
No one would ever touch him.
No one did that.
But I'm saying if you touch him could they see you?
I think a dad knows how to scrap.
I think a dad did a big scrap.
No, no one.
No one.
No one.
The dad wasn't even there.
The dad wasn't there.
Wait it's a salt?
If someone, no it's on your property?
Yes.
If he killed your property and we hit him it's a salt.
I don't believe that.
If that's true, that is, bro.
Hey, the time you couldn't do anything.
Hey, hey drop on me if you live in Texas.
Bro, Texas dude? You guys know how it is in Texas.
Someone comes to your door, not even opposing a threat,
they have to leave.
Like, you can do whatever you want.
Obviously that's a little crazy, but like.
That's why it was annoying.
And then, he came up the one time
and he was like recording us.
And then, he had two phones.
So he gave us one of his other,
he gave us one phone and we called his mom.
What she said?
Well, she was tweaking.
She was tweaking.
She was like, where are you?
We haven't talked to you in weeks.
Like, where's my baby at?
And I'm on the phone with his mom and I'm like,
Yeah, he's trespassing our house over and over again saying he's friends with us and that we know him
We don't know him and then his dad gets on the phone and his dad's like are you these streamer guys?
And we're like I'm like yes. He's like yeah
He's he's convinced in his head that you guys are his friends. He said he was going to California to find you
Generally just cuckoo. That's gone. That is really sad, dude. I mean he just needs help bro, but for you guys
I mean you guys it's more yeah
That's even more scary because you don't know if he has a gun because if he's that fucking crazy
That's what I was like. I was like, so we have to sit here and wait for what we got to get shot
For someone to get hurt or something bad to happen or for you guys to do something and they're like he's not committing a crime
Yeah, so he does and then you guys are dead and then you're fucked. That's that's scary
But we need to get security back. We got security to do that happen. Yeah, here's someone here, bro.
Um, look at my shoes.
Dude, my phone is literally just vibrating, vibrating, vibrating, vibrating, bro.
It's just spamming dude.
My fault, it's still going off of tap cap orders.
That wasn't someone?
That wasn't someone?
Hey, Mod, spam the link in our chats right now.
Brand new tap cap drop.
I think 17,000 are sold.
17,000?
Wow.
17,000 orders.
Wait, you're wearing nice shoes, fuck.
That's 17,000 orders, click.
So imagine how many, some people might have got 10s,
some people might have 20.
Imagine how many do you do with something?
I mean, imagine how many tapper cappers are sold.
How many people are going to tap off?
How many of you guys are guning right now?
Type one in the chat if you're guning.
Number one of your, wait, what?
Why are you asking a chat if they're guning?
All right, and they're all type of one.
Yeah.
That's great.
That's fucking great.
Oh, let me change my title, let me change my title.
You obviously changed mine,
and then just add a tap, tap, drop live now.
You put Lacey.
You can charge it.
You got a charger?
at the courthouse
I'm not trying to be funny this this is crazy what you don't know that is no
I've never seen it. This is crazy. And does that how much percentage how many times gonna fill up your phone?
Wow, so you're right. I'm gonna need to buy one. So this is my streamer obviously, you know, we got the sign Kobe Jersey side
of Luca Jersey, sign Shaq Jersey, over here I have a signed Luca basketball
And let me tell you I'm gonna be adding to my collection very very soon. Who? I can't say.
No, no, no, I'm gonna be adding my collection soon. I can't say who I can't say what people will find out soon
Soon enough at least I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna give you one. I'm gonna sign one for you. I'm gonna give you nobody
We're gonna find out very soon
To me the thing I'm adding to my collection
No, to me the thing that I'm getting is like top of the top when it comes to memorabilia for me
I got it that's that's it fucking rock someone
Like I'm very tempted to put it right there like I'm very tempted to put it
I
Put it right next to the Kobe Bryant signed Jersey
Very fucking mysterious this is sick
Understand what I'm saying right now put this into a DVD
What?
Yeah.
No.
Really?
Sorry.
You got to be very gentle with it, okay?
Now you put it in.
And then, this.
And then pull it.
Maybe we're responding.
Is it reading the music?
Yeah.
No.
No, pick it up, it'll stop.
Look.
how does it read I don't know I don't know how this device would never see
anything like this right this is like the 1700s brother they don't need
think about it they don't need Bluetooth you need battery you don't need to
connect your phone you just fucking just put this little stick on a CD and you
click the button and look what it does
and then you want to know what's even crazier watch this if you lift it up and
say you put it more over here watch this shut the fuck up plays a different song
watch
That is insane
Wait, I need this
So I'm gonna buy this this is probably the most sickest fucking chef ever seen it's so cool
Bro this is that's a sigmod that's like a classic
Why are you all saying sun?
You got like a little glass of some red wine you started buying it?
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
Did you drink a wine?
Bro, can I ask y'all to know how this works?
I actually do, I like Moscato.
Dude, you're a white wine type of dude.
I remember Chad, we would be like in our apartment together and you would-
Oh my gosh, you would always underage drink.
No, bro, I just started drinking when I started 21.
That's not true, but I used to live with you.
You would have a glass of red wine every single night and you were underage.
You would always underage drink, wine.
No, I wouldn't drink.
Oh, no, no, I wouldn't go.
I
Every night you have a glass of wine
I don't know you
Yes, we had our member in your kitchen in your kitchen in Dallas in your penthouse
I would go in the kitchen take a right and there be this little little cooler not alcohol wine bottles in there
And you always just my wine in the cooler
Yeah, I think you keep it like a little fridge. No, you did. Yeah, I don't have a lot of one. No, it's not
Rose
I mean all I'm gonna say bro is fuck you and you drink white wine. I do drink white wine
Yeah, you're a fucking female. How's that a female you're a fucking female retweet. Oh
Maybe holy tap cats
Fuck cherry slime. Wow. This is the top. This is a thousand people who play the game
Holy shit. All right, come around bro. All right, so this room Jason. This is Jason's bedroom
This is Ron's bedroom.
He's here.
Yeah.
Well, so every, see this room in here?
Yeah.
And this room in here?
All four of these rooms are the exact same.
They're, uh, they're, uh, equilibrium.
Equilibrium.
So they're fully, they're fully the same.
It's right in there?
No, Ron's not here.
It's not here?
Where is he?
I think he's in, you go see.
Born town.
Yeah, he's taking like a day off.
He always goes up there and goes driving.
And then goes to like car meets and stuff.
Oh, that's how.
This house is 10 times better than the last one.
Right?
This is so beautiful, right?
They're saying wrong's live.
Wait.
Who's here?
I'm lazy to see you.
Is the Irishman?
The wrong is not live.
That was a stupid fucking chat.
Are you all lying?
This right here is adaption?
This is so much more homie.
Is that adaption?
This is not a fair answer.
Feels like a bunch of homies just living with each other.
Exactly.
But adapt, he has his eye.
He needs to.
I don't know what he's doing on this thing.
Wait, he hasn't even live?
Is he in?
No, I think he retired.
I retire so he okay so he went to the doctor and he got you know like how you
go to an allergen doctor yeah he has a really bad allergy but he's like dead
be scared of it and dead be allergic to it so every time a dapps is down in the
setup and goes to press go live he gets a really bad reaction so I've never heard
of that before yeah I think he has that but yeah that's a dapps from right there
Not sure what he's doing
He's doing see he's always doing CEO things. Oh, so like the course. Yeah, he's CEO daddy
So basically basically he's edited probably he tried edit in the video
Yeah, he edits YouTube videos gets the thumbnails he comes up with the ideas schedules the shooting days
He's asleep at 2 30 yes
But this is Silky Woo's room right here.
As you can see, he's got all his toys back there.
No, we're not inside. We don't smoke inside.
We don't smoke inside here.
Yeah, I don't like weed.
Then you come over here, and this is going to be Jason's room right here.
Is it going or is?
This is Jason's room.
Is the weenie's room?
Oh, nice.
That's on your win man. Yeah
Where am I?
I want you next bro. It's good
Stop ducking me
What are you gonna do I'm not gonna lose another fncs you place
How many fucking times bro?
I heard you say that wrong, I heard you say that wrong.
Pivot to a new fucking thing, man.
You put pivot into boxing, exactly.
Okay, I promise you, me and you are same height.
We're same height, I'm probably a little fatter than you and Michael on,
but I think a fight with us would be pretty, it would be pretty even.
Exactly!
I'm not gonna lie, it would be pretty even, but.
Yeah, he needs 10 mil to fight, he says.
Oh my god.
No, I don't need any money, I don't care.
But after 4-9 I'm done with play.
On God, it's literally just FNCS.
So after you win FNCS,
After I'm done with four night
When I win don't say never
I'll be okay. Your chat a your chat is
What happens if you never
Told you I'll kill myself. I said it. I don't care. Oh the thing is is Jason. I've been so close so many times
I got second I got third I got fourth four times like I'm getting eventually get it right now
It's not my time. It's a lot. You do the lacy method. It's like my fucking top. We got cuz I am the top guy
That's crazy. I am the fucking top guy
But my duo just won last time yes, but I actually have a chance
Michael Jordan took them seven I think seven or eight seasons to win an NBA championship
I'm on my 8th year. Yes, but you have to understand the difference
Jevities different than a forehand career you are in your Michael Jordan wizards
You're gonna order like all the good
1516 when you hit 25 years old when you hit 25 years old your reaction time is the best
At your age. That's a fact chat. They're all gonna question mark me. Literally. Look it up
When you hit 25 years old by the way your lighting is so good. I look really sexy and I'm like, oh, I
So you think you're the Michael Jordan? But when you hate 20 yeah, you're chatting true when you get 25 years old
I believe your rational is the best it's ever been. So you think you're the Michael Jordan for me?
Michael Jordan, I'm Chris Paul
He's like the Chris Paul or James Harden before no, I'm in my eight year
Eight years not crazy. I'm the most long so we're never gonna fight
When I win FNCS, so when you win at FNCS, that's when you want to retire for me
Probably the year after it depends how fast I okay. This is my conspiracy. I'm gonna win FNCS and then I'm probably gonna like
Not try as hard maybe because like I won like I already got what I wanted
I think usually he hasn't been trying hard. He doesn't do anything else Peter by plays different games
You don't play Fortnite anymore.
That's just for clarity.
I'm dead ass, bro.
He doesn't play other fucking games.
Yes, he does.
Oh, this Valorant sometimes.
No, he doesn't.
He's like a mortal in Valorant.
He plays fucking all this other games.
Okay, okay.
And I do my business stuff.
So why are you playing other games?
I'm still doing shit.
I'm not. I'm the game 12 hours a day.
I'm not. I'm real.
How many hours a day do you play one a day?
Like 10.
Why are you not?
10 hours a day.
Okay, this is the one this is the season. Yes. Yes, this is the season. This is the season
I'm going to be winning this season. What's he plays in the last episode?
It's like the trajectory right now is downhill. No, bro. It's time to give it. I just
Okay, my new duo won last up in CS. Okay, honestly, yes, I did bad in German. It is what it is
It happens the one I know what success is success is bouncing back
We give up to say that
You said that maybe seven times now you only fail when you give up that is a fact success
It's continually and keep on trying after failing a lot of people majority the world is like Lacey says gonna lose way
Majority the
I'm in action, I'm 190 right now!
I was 210!
You were 300!
I was 300!
You were 300!
Bro, the Lazy Locking is in full effect, I'm looking skinny!
Bro, you tweeted the first Lazy Locking a year ago, man.
Yes, and you plateaued.
No, we didn't, it went from 300 to 190.
You came way on red, uh!
Yo, Asian chef knocked your ass down!
No, he didn't!
Asian chef knocked your ass down!
Okay, okay, okay.
Asian chef knocked your ass down!
You don't even know that!
You don't even know that!
You don't even know that!
200
Okay, yeah, he did better than you thought
He did a sandbag method everybody thought he was gonna be some fucking uncoordinated like puppy in there
He won he won second he won't say
But I slipped
You want to talk about second rounds pilot one the second round wait
I didn't watch the pilot won the second one. What's an excellent that fight? Yes, and X beat the shit out of pilot the first round
But pilot won the second round and pilot won the third round and who won the fight X. Damn. I don't know who wrapped it
Mid. Yes, but it's the judges are concentrate, but I don't want to make no, I know I know I know I know
I don't know what to do. What do I do? Here's the here's the problem that I think I don't want to know my honest opinion
It shouldn't be really thing. It shouldn't be really really competitive
But the only issue is from a viewers perspective if you're watching a fight and the judges are cheering for someone
That's where bro. It's like he was cheering for me, bro. You know what I'm saying?
That's the only thing where it's like. I told you do not be biased, bro
I'm watching it back and I'm hearing Jay single being like, yeah ex get him
I know what you mean you want to keep it in that in that still fun not serious
yeah we're not making it over to real I mean this is your second Friday no third
this is first time no not yours but and and I'm at four four yeah I mean you're
improving every single one every single one's gonna be better than the last one
you shot I want you I already told you bro you'll get you'll get me that's our
you should fight um wait who do i even have someone i don't know i should fight
uh... probably the next one i want to fight jaycee
why would jaycee fight me?
yeah wait whatever happened to that you ducked him too?
yeah i ducked you're a fucking duck duck fucking goose
i ducked i ducked did you hear why he ducked?
for evan cs would be no no shut the fuck up
For FNCS with Bino Chat, and I got four.
And I was first day on it.
You said you wanted to use like extra headgear, right?
Because you wanted your brain to function in Endgame still.
Alright, can you continue to give me a house tour?
I'm not trying to talk about fights anymore, bro.
It's valid, that's valid. Bro, I don't...
Well, CreatorBox is back.
CreatorBox is back.
Actually, you're bringing it back.
No, I thought I had a really good idea yesterday on Twitter.
I saw it.
You should do old, old content creators versus new content creators.
So...
Bro...
Like like imagine like
Who's he versus who's he versus me? No, not you or like who's he versus someone someone knew that's still on the same
Wait, why are you not your ACM?
Are you paying people I lost money on that
Well, that's fine. That's good. That's not bad
I mean money on events fun because as you're making it bigger because it's ten times bigger
I do it for a little game maybe one day. Oh my god, you first rice on there saying
That would be that would be pretty sick
How do you use money?
Yeah, but now you're still not getting investors. It's a real feel now. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm trying to get bigger sponsors, but
Yeah, we're gonna play basketball
He's pulling up
When did you verse me and I see her to eat you?
Did you play ball? I don't fucking know. Let's run it. He's pulling me like 20 minutes. Okay. You want to run it?
Yeah
See food
Yeah, I didn't know what it is. We're doing the world's largest seafood boil. So basically I have a kid. Oh, that's a fucking
I have a kiddie pool, right? Oh, that's a movie, man. What are we eating?
I'm gonna get like 15 bags of seafood boil and stream it until we get into the pool
We have a really cool
And we're doing the world's largest seafood boil
We got basketball to be to then we got a deshi muck bang and then
Hellish yeah, you want peptides no more peptides
I'm not looking everyone should be on good everyone should be on free so why I see Jinxie say that I'm not
45 I'm 145 you're 145. Yes
How much wait 165 you're 165? Yeah
I'll be honest. I got no ass. Oh, that's all I don't want to do
Do the thing where you were you suck it in oh my god, he's she's crazy. That's not bad. Yeah, she got a bubble butt
It's by the way, it's really attractive to have ass like
I wish I had a little bit here do it for you
He has no he doesn't suck it like I wish you
Yeah, you know
It's not it's not a talent
That's really how it is
If I was if I was a girl I'm fine like big booze but no
I feel like I feel like I feel like I
What I be built like an air pod
Actually, I'll probably be one of the girls with like a face card and it's no
I think he would be like a petite you have good taste though no
I mean I think you have big taste
I mean decent decent yeah, you have a good you have a good
Jason the fact that you're imagining as a girl said you would fuck him is
Lacey as a girl he got those like
Imagine him sucking dig he looked up at you. All right
What the fuck are y'all, what are you guys saying?
Here's my question if I was a girl and I walk in I was at a bar how many shots
Right now with long hair and like feminine features like imagine I had like this like the same as as you are right now
Yeah
You would never step in your place
Sure, you have to get me the ring next how much you get me the ring next you are put the your pussy you wouldn't do it, bro
Oh, I'm not gonna I didn't let you be you know cuz
It's really what going on to the way, bro. I would be too
Or a C.m. You would say that or since I made you
I
Gotta win it fncs
No, I actually would fight I'm I really just don't want it
But if I didn't have anything to do
You're an entertainer you're you're like you you create ideas you create fun stuff like I'm gonna
entertainer, but I'm also the top for
Yeah
Years ago
I should never leave. This is my bread and butter
I'm one of the best person in the world and not good laugh. I can say whatever you want, but I am the one
the best players in the world. But we had this conversation off-stream this morning.
Every 4-3 years ago.
Eightus clicks a top 10 player on NA.
Yes. Are you guys to...
Yes, on NA. Yes, on NA. Not you.
I got Peter.
Bro, Jason Chuss, Vim and No, they have no clue about any of the fucking players.
My chat is definitely Vim and Yes.
Your chat is saying...
My chat is saying yes.
Fuck no.
Fuck no.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Now I'm going to ask another question.
Am I... Okay, I'm going to ask another question.
Am I a top five duo on any central?
Yes, because you have the bingo.
Okay, so I don't give a fuck.
Can you explain to Coach what you mean from that this morning was, is he a tier one pro?
Yes, 100 million percent I'm a tier one pro.
I think he's tier two.
You're fucking delusional.
I'm not gonna lie, if you're practicing ten hours a day and you're tier two, you're fucking cool.
There's like ten tier one pros on the central.
I'm 100% tier one.
800,000 dollars earned, and...
You're just saying he's definitely tier five.
You're tier two, I'm tier three, you're tier five.
You're just saying he's definitely tier one. I love your chat.
Clicks is on Nick a 30 level
Can you ban him?
I'm banning him
Rest in peace to jump in
Yeah, I can't fucking ban him because your chat's too fast
Yeah, man
Two to five hundred
But...
In fact, I played ten hours a day and I also beat both of you out in basketball
It's disgusting, more athletic than you, better gamer, better looking, better everything
Oh my god, I'm one out across you up
And you lost?
I didn't lose
Oh, someone else in the...
I won one, you won one, you won one?
Marlon just said fight me, click, click chat
Marlon said that?
Oh, you talking about the night down there?
Why don't you talk to Marley?
No, you didn't.
Why don't you beat the shit out of me?
Bro, he's like a real scrapper.
Hey, no, bro, that's the night.
Act of Marley.
Wait, he's a Nike athlete?
He's a Nike athlete, bro.
Really?
Yes.
That's crazy.
That's the first room that's on the night.
No, Kai did it.
Kai did it, right?
No, Kai did it.
Who's first?
I think Ray.
Kai did it.
Kai did it.
Oh, Ray did it, too.
I did sign
What my match assignment I'm pretty sure no way from you sir. I've never seen that. I don't see that
Yeah, why don't you fight speed?
Yeah, but let me hit speed up, bro
You would die he's
He's a go. I want to keep training. Yeah, you're actually doing yeah, you didn't train for this agent. That's why I don't
I trained for two months. Then you stop
I mean, no, he had like two more training leading up to it. Yeah
Two months is like we both had two months you didn't train before that no
fuck
You both did good in the ring pro
Because all fucking around we we go outside right now
You don't want it's good
The things I would fucking do to you, I would twirl you up punch you around take your pants off and go fucking crazy
You don't want this shit
Wait, so so you're saying you're down
We get spark I'd spar wait, so I don't want to do it
After being in your first actual fight were you like
Like, do you think you thought in your head you were more prepared than you were?
Yeah.
You think you would have beat the shed?
Hell nah.
Damn.
He stored, huh?
If I know him.
Yeah, he's a fighter.
Yeah.
Like, neither is age, Jeff, but that was actually a good fight, like, entertainment.
It was.
It would have been boring if you just, like, shit on ass was...
Tomorrow I should fight someone, bro, but like, I can only beat the shed.
No, we should have fought someone.
What's in it for Marlin?
Marlin is like Thanos.
Yeah, just hand on your hands at me to this point.
Just try sucking.
Like, I can't see anybody beat Marlin.
Wait, I think I can beat Marlin.
You think you can beat Marlin?
Yeah.
In a box fight?
Yeah, in a boxing fight.
In a boxing fight, yeah.
Boxing fight.
In a boxing fight, maybe.
All right.
Does she beat Marlin?
Okay, that's different.
Yeah, she's tough off. Yeah, she's tough. No, that's he's the top of the top. What are you talking about black people?
I'm talking about. Oh
Boxing like creator boxing
My bad, maybe maybe one after Martin Luther King
Why don't you get back to it?
All right, bro, let me know who
This is the kitchen?
You have to hear your report on the back of your shirt first.
What?
Yeah, oh, report on the back of your shirt first.
I guess that's your report.
Now, I made these shirts when I was getting them.
I got like fourth in FNCS, like three times in a row.
Yeah.
Rip, please.
Let me go.
Yeah, this is the kitchen.
Right here, we got a.
Why do you switch one?
I love watermelon milk.
Oh, my.
Is that moldy?
Yellow yellow watermelon on God. Yes. Let's try it. No, no, no, I don't eat my
Okay, what do you mean?
Yeah, it's like watermelon. No, you knew this bro. Yeah, you would order you would order dash watermelon
We used to live together. I would not have fucking any of it. Oh, you guys have Yahoo
Wait, Jason, can I get one of these? What is Yahoo, bro? No, I got one. It's Yoo-hoo. No, it's not
Yeah, you search engine bruh. No. No, this is yahoo. No, this is yahoo. I'm got it
Yes, this is a yahoo. You I've always called this. I got no service. I can't let's check
Wait, can I eat this or drink this? Yeah, is it valid like?
No, I'm saying is it? You gotta try this.
Yeah, you're good. I'll try it.
No, bro, what is that? Just have a bite.
These are the famous Kool-Aid pineapples.
Mmm, actually that's not good. I'm good though.
Bro, you have to try the trend.
Bro, I'm okay dude. Fuck your trend.
It's not my trend. It's a vital trend.
Fuck the viral trend. I'm not having a hard life on it.
You have to try it. Listen.
No.
We know.
I don't get it.
Bro, that'd be good.
Hmm?
That'd be good.
Be good?
Like French?
No, that'd be good. You have to try it.
I'll watch you eat it.
I'll watch you eat it.
I haven't even tried Jason and Silky's yet.
He's a good.
He's a good?
He's a good.
You act like it's like poison.
Well, it just looks, it just looks like red pickles.
That looks crazy.
That's watermelon, though.
No, it's pineapple.
I thought pineapple was orange or yellow.
No, it's pineapple and fluid.
Oh
That they got that we got
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that big yeah
You got to try it.
I've never had pineapple before. I don't have any more energy.
Come on.
How about that one?
No, I knew you got something I could tell you though.
No, don't do that.
This has five cups of sugar in it,
And like private for coolie packets, so this right here is literally diabetes in a jar
But don't buy something too much one place. I'm gonna kill one. I won't kill you. But yeah, why do you have this is that bad?
So do you eat this normally
I didn't mean to be feeling it, but now my gravity doesn't disgust it, right?
Oh, it's your gravity.
It's coming in weird.
Put your hands in there.
So you're telling me if I put this back on a thing, that's not disgusting.
It's a clean trash.
Just maybe wash it off a little bit.
Like, bro, why do you, are you like a child in a man's body?
What do you mean?
What a fucking child?
Obviously you wash it before you put it back.
What do you have potatoes, are those real potatoes?
Why are you on a beach with your man, I'm not a fucking child!
Do you want to show him the cams?
No we gotta keep that low key.
What about it?
Oh, I'll keep it in the house.
No I just have a kitchen cam.
Yeah.
You would sell that?
Yeah.
Why do you even sell it?
Anybody steal my snacks from my snack cabinet?
Wait, see, that cabinet's the fattest thing I've ever fucking heard of.
Snack cabinet.
Ooh!
I've never seen these before.
Is it in the toast country?
Any nuts in these?
Uh, no.
Fuck you.
100%?
I hope not.
Oh my god.
Yeah, so, that's us right there.
You have a fucking snack cam, you fatty!
Yeah, and a fridge cam too.
Wow.
You know, 100% no nuts in this?
I wouldn't say 100% in my bag.
I didn't fucking make it.
I hate those. Which end are these disgusting?
No, that's what they're doing.
Done.
Is it good?
Okay, we'll send it to the kitchen.
Here, come this way.
I didn't come through this way this is like silky's kitchen I don't know where
Silky dad. Hey.
Very sick.
This is the couch.
We're good.
Man, I think you're going to have to put some borders there.
You're doing what?
I just posted all the characters on my screen, by the way.
Okay, look at it. They all have like an emoji that kind of like goes with their name so it's perfect
Good, look at Lazy's.
Serious dude?
Nice.
How much is that?
Oh man, this is more than a comeback.
Today?
I'm pretty sure.
Well I haven't seen more than in like a month,
I actually miss him so much.
But this is Marlon's birthday.
What is he gonna get for his birthday?
You gonna get a gas one for his birthday?
Yeah, yeah, look.
Where's he?
I don't know.
Come here. Look.
He'll leave it open.
Look who I got him, Klicks.
I got him this time of the month.
Yeah, he's not gonna die for his birthday, bro.
What are you about here, dude?
Oh, I got him a fucking segue.
Oh, my God.
That is sick.
God, that is sick.
Yo, this car is crazy.
You gonna be golfing?
Yeah.
This is sick.
I don't even know what a segway is, but it looks cool.
Should we get one out, Chad?
Wait, can we ride it?
Can we ride it?
Yeah, let's get it out.
You gotta help me get it out, Phil.
Just try to have your muck on.
Okay, Drew, can you have my gold bar?
Sorry.
Take this.
All right, wait.
Yep.
Wait, I'll move this one.
get this one.
Oh!
Wait, there's two?
Yeah, I got one for me and one for him.
Can we drive it together?
Uh, I don't, we can try.
You gotta help him.
You gotta help me with all my clicks.
No, it's just heavy.
Hold it from the bottom.
Yeah, grab it from the bottom of me.
I just don't have a wrist so I can't grab like that.
Three, two, one.
I didn't see it.
It's a joke.
Okay.
Why are you laughing?
Sorry.
Uh-oh.
I
Doesn't see us joke
Okay, why are you laughing?
It's a little circle
Fuck Lacey, I actually don't know where to talk to you be
wait no I literally you I need that well I mean we're gonna find it it has to be
in there right inside the bag what bag I detect it in the test bag inside the bag
No, because it was right here.
No, it's definitely in the cybersuit.
It's just trying to...
Okay, maybe we can get the other one out?
Yeah, fuck it.
Unless it's not in here.
Oh, there's the range for the cybersuit?
My old ones, yeah.
You got four Giotto's on it?
Hell yeah.
Shit buddy.
Yeah, buddy.
Don't tell me they're both missing.
Oh my god.
How'd they look missing?
They both fell off because I was driving the truck with it for like three days with it
in there.
For somewhere in this truck!
Fuck my little white ass!
Okay, I will.
Alright, ready?
We gotta get the one down.
Wait, why?
Oh, it's safe?
Okay.
Oh!
What are you doing?
We're good.
We should put it on my body.
Okay.
What's my dick?
That's what I'm saying.
I
Okay, we have a bolt down no
Okay
Let's go drew let's go drew don't you do something yeah, I'm sharing you
What are these buns you
You gotta get down and under and get it
This shit hurts
I'm not 16. What's 16? Oh, shut up you underage drink
Okay, so we got to figure out which
She said to wear a helmet. These are the fastest segues. He's got D deconkinued
Let's go mall coffee
Bro, ah, I'll watch you drive this
Bro, this is like a real deal like you'll literally die on one of these bro. It's probably like six miles per hour
It's like a mall cop
No, I don't know what's happening.
Watch out.
I think it's her numbnessy.
It's not a magnet, I think.
So that's this one.
Wait, watch out.
I haven't done this.
Oh my God, be careful, bro.
I'll walk up here, see how good.
What, is he even on?
I'll put my leg on the answer, nah.
Oh, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
All right.
Be a little careful, though.
Yeah.
OK, hold on, ready?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I go my way.
Come on, bro.
Wait, am I riding, all right?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you controlling it?
Holy shit, that thing's fast.
No, I don't know how to control it. I'm kind of scared.
Oh, wait.
It's like that movie, Paul Blart Mall Cop.
You look just like the main act.
Paul Blart.
Paul Blart is fast. Maybe.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
I'm not scared of that.
He's got to get used to it a little bit.
See, I don't really know how to control it.
How do you go faster?
You got to lean.
And then you brake by going back.
Bro, does someone taste in the fountain?
I should have never go though.
Fucking piece of shit.
Just lean all the way, see if you fall.
I think I will.
I probably can't even fucking hold him up, fat ass.
Hello sir!
Hello.
That's pretty sick.
I feel like I'm in a fucking movie.
Oh.
Oh.
I don't know if I can find out a sex video or something.
Okay.
You wanna try?
Sure.
I'll get a little speed.
Are you over here?
That's so beautiful here.
I don't know what you're doing.
That's so beautiful here
I feel like I get in here
That a dad I swear you have pants on
Whoa yo
All right, are you ready? Yeah, of course, dude. Come on. You got this from just color, right?
Yep, yep
Oh my god
It's fine. It's fine. Just try to learn it. If you lean heavily on your right foot, it turns right.
See? Now lean heavily on your left foot.
Move back when you want to stop.
I actually just got scared, I wasn't...
Brown will like this. How's this fun?
Push! I'll pick up a stick!
I
Don't know why I'd have wanted one of these wait. No, this is dope. I'm getting I'm gonna hang of it
Look
FNCS. No they're not, dude. Fuck it.
They have only one to get to the basketball court. We should go, we should start at the top of the hill and go down.
We got two. We got two.
Yeah, I know it's for Dad's birthday, but I don't know where he's at.
We're going, Lace. I want to get food.
Must be nice to be unemployed.
Oh, you're going downhill, Clicks!
Where is she going?
You have to race around the whole house.
Yeah?
I'm down to race.
I'm coming!
I'm coming right!
This is sick.
This is so much fun.
It's like actually not scary when you get a hang of it.
I think this one will turn on.
That is dead.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck
Maybe this is dead
Stammed
Are you scammed?
All right clicks if you get if you get off you have to lean it against something
Yes, you have to come over here
I need to get off
No, I was leaning it, no?
I was leaning it.
I was leaning it.
I was leaning against the gopher.
Okay.
And then now you just pull back and step off.
Nice, and then just lean it against it.
Woohoo!
There we go.
That was sick.
Pretty fucking tough, right?
That was fucking sick.
I'm not gonna lie.
Segways are sick.
I thought I was gonna break my hands.
Okay, man, I think turn off you just...
Yeah, it does easy
I mean what red and green I think that means off
So on
See, I don't know how these work
Look, look.
Yo, do we beat Deji and Jason?
Uh, I don't know if you want.
Do we do?
Yeah.
Slalom?
I don't lose.
Jason is awful.
They fucking garbage, dude.
Okay, so I'm not gonna lie.
Chat, anybody got any advice on how to turn these off?
Also, Chad, if you haven't yet, the new Tap Cap drop is out.
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Not spam it in the chat right now.
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What are we giving away on Instagram?
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Three, two, one.
Mod's spamming the chat.
Looks good.
I don't know if it went, oh yeah, it's up.
But not yet.
About to go up.
That's all the internet is good.
Yeah, at least the internet has bones.
Yeah, at least you have some booty bones.
The second is up.
Mod's spamming in the chat.
This is actually one of the biggest
videos I've ever done.
It's up.
Mod's spam the link.
Shout out real quick.
Boom.
I'm gonna turn them off.
Top caps give away, enter, follow, like, comment.
We have 54,000 followers on top caps.
Let's see how much we can get up to right now.
Everyone go to top caps on Instagram.
We should have taken 60K today.
That'd be lit.
Yeah, I'll be sick.
I'll be sick.
Well, you have to follow to get in.
So, let's spin that shit up.
This is a firehouse tour.
Okay.
Should we get warmed up?
Why would I steal your pants?
I don't know, I have my pants right here.
Wait, I see it.
Where?
Your pants are in there?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ah.
Yo, the cars are sick.
Damn, Jesus.
You got both, both of these, those are both the dots.
They're so rich.
Oh, ironic.
You're so rich.
You're on a plane.
You're smiling at $500,000 Ferrari.
$670,000.
And you have a Ferrari?
Yeah.
What Ferrari do you have?
SF90.
Oh, jeez.
It's so lovely.
$25,000.
Turbo S, yeah.
Wait, so what?
What cars do you have right now?
I got Range Rover SV.
OK.
Limited Edition.
I got the 911 Turbo S.
And then I got the Ferrari SF90.
You're so rich.
You're rich. You guys are fucking. I mean, you're a mansion.
You're actually so rich.
Wait, is my apartment...
No.
Marlon.
Can I show his room?
No, maybe.
Is this Marlon's room?
Oh my...
Marlon's room is right here.
Oh, I feel it. I literally feel it.
He's back. Feel what?
This is fucking amazing.
This room is shit.
I can feel it, dude.
I miss Marlon, bro. I haven't seen him in a month.
I don't know what word is he, bro.
I know. I'm missing two.
I fucking haven't seen him in a month.
Yeah, this is Marlon's room. We have to make it here in a minute. You want to see what I left him?
Yes.
Hey, Marlon. It's a little light here. I killed you, Lacy.
So, how have your dad and I missed you on your plushes and licks and that nice, beautiful Lacy style?
Yeah, Lacy.
You can see all those fossils and revolutions all over your body tonight.
Lacy.
Stairs in your dust streaming.
You're fucking weirdo that is welcome back
Call me up, but you're just doing too much here. Oh, I hope his fucking muscles suck his dick and I didn't say
I was gonna say go upstairs. What are you gonna do if he goes upstairs?
Catch up maybe
What are you doing
This is a dog either fucking get a corner room than you
Fuck you buddy. Oh
What do you think about his uh, his song?
What do you think about his entrance?
This is cool, huh?
Oh, shit, that's fucking hard as fuck.
Yeah.
The silver server.
Oh, that's so sick, bro.
That's fucking...
Right at the front entrance, so everyone can see it.
I can feel it.
Right when anybody walks in the crib, making a silver server.
I felt it when I came out.
I said I felt it.
Yeah?
Like his muscles, his fucking attractiveness.
I mean...
Yeah!
He's pretty sick.
Okay. Come down this way. Come down this way. And this is just like a little, uh,
this is just like a little, uh, pool table. This isn't going to set up.
This is a race. This is a race. Oh, we're getting, we're getting five more of these.
Oh, they're setting up six and then we get to race on them.
That's it. A little sponsor or what's good?
Um, I mean, not really a sponsor, they're just like sending it to us.
Fuck, dude. That's no...
Yeah, we get basically three full rigs.
That's it.
And then we're gonna get to Reese.
That's it.
And then right here, this is my favorite part of the house, personally.
Yeah, y'all know this is my favorite part of the house.
The gymnasium is actually my favorite part of the house, right here.
You are never in here.
Yeah.
There's no weights.
Okay, I'll never in here, watch this shit.
Keep in mind, torn ACL, fractured wrist.
That's called a two-in-one jump.
one joke. Let me see that chat. Fuckin' magna.
Okay, well yeah, this is Jim. Still working progress, you know, we don't have much to
wait to hear, but soon I'm getting one of those machines on the wall.
What's that?
How nice.
Don't be a racist.
I fractured it.
How?
Uh, I got a fight.
You got a piece of shot the fuck up, bro. I know you got a fight.
I actually factored it though.
I think you're gonna fight.
No, I can't say how I did it.
Some bullshit.
What is this?
80 pounds?
95 pounds?
It's easy to bench.
95 is not that's light.
But then you got some weights over there.
This is my gym.
I'm making it every single morning.
Personal training, working out, getting ready.
And you come over here.
The official movie theater. Oh, yep
That watching movies in here
This is fucking nice
What is that?
A water bottle?
Fuck, buddy.
Yeah, this is theater.
We basically watch like games in here.
Sometimes we find these.
I'd be here all the time.
This is a dope.
This is dope.
Right?
Fine is 5K.
It's an art couch.
We own that.
We own this house, by the way.
No.
And then...
How much does this grow by?
Like 20-ish million?
25 million.
Dubai.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Oh, it's 13.
No.
13?
The old one was 13.
But more, right?
Oh, yeah.
This is the basement.
We don't really use this that much.
Why don't you guys make like a...
Yeah, I need to make something sick here.
I mean, we have a bowling alley.
We have a bowling alley, we have a couch floor together now.
Can I go?
Ah, is it working?
She's single.
How?
Because he fucking threw four balls down the lane,
when it wasn't even turned on, and now it's broken.
No, no.
But yeah, this is kind of like,
you have this choke here.
It's so big for you.
Yeah, we got a bowling alley.
I mean, it's so big, bro.
You actually, you actually definitely add some choke here.
This right here is for last YouTube chew.
A wrap?
Yeah, in this table.
Sick.
You can have it in a bar,
but let's do it with that, that's yours or something.
I'm so pissed off.
I think they had one minute for the back room.
Yeah, that's a little weird, yeah.
So that's your chips over there.
Oh, okay.
Okay, and then K-Song, this is K-Song's room over here.
Oh, K-Song has a room here?
Yeah, yeah.
Is he in court?
Uh, no, and he never even comes here, but he does have a room.
Shit.
Why does he even come here?
I don't know.
I think he likes his room.
This is K-Song's room?
No fucking one, or is it a computer?
It's a jail cell.
What do you mean?
This looks like a jail cell.
Oh, look, we have AC, full set up, all right.
Now we have to hold this one back for all the way upstairs.
all the way up stairs he never used his room he never comes here he never uses
room yeah I wouldn't care if this is my setup why bro you guys are all upstairs
and you look like you should let me put him in a room that y'all aren't gonna use
oh he doesn't want anybody down there he's a huge man
that's why he did that no we did not
okay son thank you he's mad on grateful whoa whoa whoa it's right here it's a big
So this is a room that all the extra furniture is in.
Wow, that's the most righteous thing ever.
But because we moved in here, then we have furniture too.
But we're waiting for them to come pick this up.
And then with this room, I think all we're going to do is we're going to put
white out walls and make it like a white room, like a studio.
Ooh, that's it.
That's the plan.
Why don't I make corvettes to make like that, like a photo shoot?
Why what?
Like, you want something like corvettes and then that's the photo shoot.
Corvettes?
Merch not like merch like some drip like some fire shake. We don't even have a logo
Yeah, yeah, you guys can cook a little fire
Well, my phone keeps buzzing from these notifications from y'all buying tap-cabs, bro
Hey, let's read some names. Oh, we'll discuss it. Okay. Let's name three names. Okay. Last three tap-cab orders is we got
We got Joel Rodriguez
Karla a guire and pose a news
This is our laundry room.
This is the biggest laundry room I've ever seen.
Yeah, we got laundry down here.
Some type pods and stuff.
This is just a little ironing board.
You can flip up a few of these soon.
Wow.
Right?
Yeah, I don't know.
Anyone's ever used this laundry room.
I think we're doing it.
We're doing it.
Oh, we're doing it.
Oh, there's another one.
Yeah, you guys are.
So this is the laundry room.
Wires?
You have to label everything.
It's too big.
It came like that.
It's really big.
This right here is...
The bathroom is a pantry.
This is the garage.
This is the garage?
Yo, is the F down here?
At least on the...
Is this the garage right here?
The garage is right here.
The garage is right down here.
Um, the bikes.
Yo, this is the garage.
You could do so many cars.
Yeah, but none of us parked in here.
Yeah, it could look better on the side.
Well, honestly, waking up and seeing your cars outside
are probably like more motivational
having to put in like a little grot or like a big grot.
Yeah, that's true.
Oh yeah, that uses the grot.
It's pretty cool. It's a cool little house.
This is a calm big house.
It's nothing crazy, right Jack?
Like Jack, how big is your guy's house?
Yeah, you got it, girl.
I'm not gonna lie.
What? Yeah, you got it.
Oh, this is the bottom.
These are where the view bots are.
Yes.
See all these wires?
equals one of my view bots. So basically the wires all come down and they connect to these servers and these servers and that's how I have so many viewers.
Wow, I need to get this in my apartment. This is crazy. This is insane.
Every time we come in here the chat all types the same message. They all type yo.
I was a zero.
I think they hear you.
They hear you.
The A.I. system is just there.
They hear you.
Look, there's no other box around here.
There's little blue speckles.
Oh, my God.
What'd you click on?
See, look at the chat.
For some reason, it's all the same message.
Yeah.
It's weird.
It's weird.
It's weird.
It's all the same look.
All the same message.
Did they generate the same revenue?
Yeah.
Well, they also show up to pop-up events.
And they also buy tabcaps.
and sell as well.
Wow.
Crazy system I got there.
That is fucking good.
Yeah, it's all seriousness and for sure.
Okay, so basement.
Dude, this house is big.
Should we put him on the elevator?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It said the elevator.
Don't worry about that.
Danger and no access.
It's fine, we're going in.
Yo, this is suicide, are you guys fucking?
Yeah, so the reason we can't go in here
is because she said it happened one other time
When the elevator fell down, so if we were standing right there, there's a chance it could fall into you.
Just a small chance, though.
What is the point about house having elevators? That's the most useless...
It'll never work.
It'll never work.
It'll never work.
There's no point in having an elevator.
I don't know. The elevator doesn't work in itself, so we just use the stairs.
Peasants.
Peasants.
You should do a 24-hour streaming in it.
So y'all want me to do a 24-hour streaming in an elevator shop.
Just waiting for me, that's literally just waiting for Lacey to die actually.
Not much help.
You already saw upstairs and this is the vet outside.
Rob, John?
What's up?
How are you doing here?
Good to meet you, bro.
What up?
Are you guys in the vet?
No.
Really?
How do you know his name?
Because I did a 99 kilo liter of Jason and I started like funny shit to say.
Oh, thank you.
Nice to see you again.
You look good.
I look good?
Yeah, you look good, bro.
Thanks, bro.
You look good, too.
This is the backyard.
This is, it's,
you don't have a light.
That is a light, same sunset right there.
Wow.
And we get to watch.
Why is the pool gated?
It's apparently a law in Calabasas
that you have to have a fence around your pool.
Way to make it disgusting.
So it looks so nice without it.
Yeah.
Wait, you going in?
Yeah, all the time.
Well, I've never seen you in a school.
I've never been in.
Why?
I don't know actually.
I'm waiting till August to take my shirt off
to show my six pack.
Yo, yo, okay?
Oh, oh, you have another, you have a shock.
A shock?
This is not a fucking shock.
This is a house.
This is a house.
This is something to fuck with, bitch.
This is not fucking you, man.
Whoever lives here is a piece of shit.
Fuck a lie.
I gotta say, him and ladies are living the best life, bro.
They are.
They pay the rent of what they would probably pay if they were in an apartment and they get-
Wait, they pay rent?
Yeah, they pay $1500 a month each.
For this bit nice ass, wait.
It's a word in progress still, but we'll work it on it.
This is another room that you can be shown in here.
Okay, okay.
You can come in here.
Okay.
Not bad.
And you've got the guest room.
This is the guest room?
Wow.
The guest room in the guest house.
Yup.
Okay.
Why don't you move someone else in here?
You can pay rent.
This is ladies' room.
I don't know if you want showing it, but...
No, you won't care.
Wait, this is huge.
This is ladies' room, yeah.
Well, this room.
Everyone does that.
Everyone watching the ladies.
I don't know why.
Dude, this is...
Yo, you got Jason for that watching the big day
Plus one yeah, yeah, this is this is ladies room and then over here. This is Drew's area
So you come back behind this curtain drew. I'll let you
This is Drew's like set up in closet
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Please please I've gone everywhere one, but it's a time three two oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, I thought was a nice one my soul
I
I don't have the anti-slime and the Goldie guy.
He actually has a hot rejecter.
Wow.
This is sick.
You got AC in here?
Yeah, it's a little hot, yeah.
Is there a bathroom in here?
Yeah, there's a bathroom in there and I don't know what's in there.
This is Drew's Bejorator.
Yo, this is sick, Drew.
I didn't know you were this rich.
Yeah.
Wait, what did they say W leak for?
What?
The leak one?
No.
Oh, the keyboard W leak.
No, no, he didn't.
I didn't leak any of these, bro.
He didn't leak any of these, bro.
Well, I didn't leak any of these, bro.
I
I don't call it drew a freeloader freeloader means are loading people
Oh
Come on
Give me 20 don't do that if you fun. Come on
I
Really shows her
Yeah, because sometimes if I need to actually wake up
This is pretty sick
Thank you
Any of those silky fucking pillows
You're a professional gooner. You are a maximum gooner. No, you are premium. You fucking disgust me disgusting now
But I feel like this low key is low key good. It's a good method to see about the job.
It's good that you guys...
They get to...
Oh, you just do the candlelight?
Yeah, Lades always does that. It makes me mad.
He leaves his candles on.
So, if a hard guesthouse burns down, you know why?
Well, it's fine. He's up for a couple hours. It's cool.
Yeah, until a house burns down and all you guys get fucking sued.
But I'm literally homeless.
Well, no, I get to live in this guesthouse and then they spend probably 90% of their time in the main house.
No, this is... you are living your best life.
your best life. See? I live in a mansion. Yeah, you do. Yeah. This is beautiful, bro. Congratulations.
I mean, this is insane. Turn something done. This is beautiful, bro. You guys are living in
the town. This is, I live in an apartment life. This is a fucking rich life. It's a rich mansion.
Maybe a top four penthouse, bro. I know I'm four car garage and private security. What do you
What do you mean you live in an apartment life room?
You do not live in the apartment life room.
The apartment life is living in a studio bedroom
in the middle of the city
for $2,000 a month getting overcharged
by the greedy corporate assholes.
You live in a top tier, top floor
penthouse with private security and security.
You're saying that when you have 16 cars
out front, a mega mansion?
Shut up. How about people live here?
Yes. It's different.
We have eight people living here.
You didn't get enough?
You didn't get enough?
You haven't been fucking working.
This is Drew's working.
Hey, this is a fucking photo.
What the fuck are you doing?
Who's on the court?
Derek.
So, are you really going to the hotel?
I have to be.
Yeah, but is that you here?
Uh, I'm just here.
What time is it?
He told me it was 5 to 8.
Like airports an hour and a half away
Oh my flight to eight back to come in the afternoon, and I'm not gonna make it you know
It's two hours away from me. He's on the way. He said he's here for 10. So he's gonna be here for 30 minutes
Yeah, he gets to go back
Yeah, cool
Yeah
Wait, it's going to water devotee
Wait question, I'm live
Your flight isn't like how long are you gonna be here for are you gonna be able to make your flight today?
Wait, okay. No, no, no hold on. No, no, I'm not trying to fuck him over. Deji. What time is your flight?
Why would you
You understand that our house is an hour and a half away from the airport, right?
You know that our house is an hour and a half away from the airport wait, no, it's not
No, it's not for which I think when he goes 100%
It's an hour right now and it's a sat this is sunday. There's no traffic. Oh, it is a sunday sunday. No sunday is fun
Day, okay, so realistically he could come you can come for a 40 minutes
Listen, bro, we got we you know, lacy got the biggest seafood boil of all time for you, though
Yeah, and we're gonna play basketball
No actually called basketball basket
No you're not saying they're lying
No we don't
No one says that
No the fuck we don't
We got that many fucking Londonese people in the chat
Are you mad?
We're on board with Conrad Lasky
Okay we'll see you when you get here then
Okay
Should we get some warm up?
So Jay
Do I have a leak in my phone?
You do have a very bad leak
Well, it's because of the top. It's the wrong way. No, it's from the top.
It's not from this. I don't know. It's from these juices.
Wait, I'm actually trying to think about this time.
He gets here at 410. It's an international flight. He's got to be at the airport by at least 630.
I'd say he's got to be at the airport at 630.
Okay, it's an hour drive, bro. You can be here.
He's got to leave at 530.
He's got to leave at 530.
He's got to leave at 530.
Hey, why don't you reorder the food?
Probably soon.
Like right now, Loki?
I'm going to order some food, boy.
Yo, Lacey, he's a grown man. Let him decide. Okay. Fuck you then.
Trying to be helpful. Fuck you bitch.
I mean, this is fine. I'm not paying for it. I'm not paying for it anymore.
Did you pay for his life at the end of it? Yeah.
It's a Monday? Yeah. That's whatever.
I paid for it for a year in... That's expensive.
That's expensive. That's expensive.
First class for him as cameraman. Wow. First class? How much was that?
Ten power units. That's ten rats.
More of each.
Each fucking camera and did you guys call him can you pay 20k for judging a judge?
Yes
But it's worth it, bro, that's hot
The day he's rich too, so it's like shit. I could have judged
You adjust the next one
No, it's gonna be a long
I don't want to spend it.
I'm not doing this thing again.
Oh, you want to judge the next one, you want to commentate the next one.
Okay, but I need non-biased judges.
I won't be biased.
No, at least you want to be biased.
Because Deji was lowkey like, he was like,
Oh, fuck him up! Put your hands up, Jason!
My dad was like,
Keep your hands up, Jay. Keep your hands up.
Block that, Jay. You had coaches on the commentator.
Bro, all of them. I don't think a single person was one in Jeff's win.
We have anybody in this corner
Just get go get a see what get a seafood boy
Those are mine
Oh, they're not Max gave those to me. No, but you're ten and a half. Oh, you just think you're a size nine
That's time we who I remember I think you're just was off
Well, come on, let's go. Let's go. Give Jared some work. Oh
Wait, you have extra back to us. Where do you normally? Oh, Jake?
Oh my god
You don't know how to order seafood boil
Classical bro, but let me get a duck smoking. So yeah, like you don't know how to order food good enough. Oh, you don't know how to order food
You don't know how to order food, bro. God like you're supposed to be an assistant. What do you assist with nothing, bro?
You're an assistant you're an assistant you're an assist can't you're an assist can't you can't
assist shit you're an assist can't I need a new assistant bro I'm conjures paid down 3k and I'm
getting someone else who wants to be my assistant oh god oh god who wants to be my assistant because
now now my now my job my work is getting interrupted now my work is getting interrupted and then you
Disrespect the guy who feeds you. You did start the guy who feeds you nice
I'll get a new assistant who knows how to order door-to-ash
Stupid just shut the fuck up and let him order thing dude
He's asking me how to do it
Do you know how to order door-to-ash?
I just never ordered seafood boil, so I'm asking do I get this shrimp and then add ever you order seafood
It's common sense, but I'm asking what's a seafood boil
Do I do I add every single this woman at every single item right here? Yeah, it's actually a good question
No, bro, you gotta get peeled shrimp this is
No, not traditional it's gotta be peeled shrimp, bro
Bro.
Topless shirt?
Not gonna lie, Lacey, it's crazy
to let your employees talk to you like that.
See, that's what I'm saying, Chaz.
That's why it's paid to get a cut in half
and I'm hiring an assistant.
You guys think I'm kidding, watch.
You guys think I'm kidding.
Kick in Cajun.
Is there any people in the chat who are looking for a job?
Any people in the chat who are looking for a job,
looking for like a daily assistant,
for a daily assistant, pays very well.
It actually pays very well.
It pays very well, bro.
It pays very well, bro.
I've never worked with a C.
It tastes phenomenally well actually.
Mild meat and you're spicy, brother.
Mild meat and you're spicy.
Mild.
What kind of Cajun garlic butter?
That's what I'm looking for options.
Cajun garlic...
Cajun garlic butter sounds...
Cajun garlic butter?
Cajun garlic butter or just plain garlic butter?
Clicks, what do you think?
Is that John or click?
Yeah.
Chef,
Check. Cajun garlic butter or a normal garlic butter?
I just bought six tap caps. Thank you for buying the tap caps, bro.
Appreciate it. All the people who bought tap caps.
We're gonna mix it all anyway.
No, it has to be mixed together. So that's why I'm trying to figure out.
Fuck it. Do Cajun garlic butter. Cajun garlic butter.
I'm not gonna do corn, potato, sausage, steam rice, garlic rice, garlic rice.
Whoa!
This is gonna be expensive.
If you do that...
Whoa! We're doing everything?
I told you.
We don't need garlic rice.
We just need steamed rice.
We don't need garlic bread.
Corn, potato, sausage, steamed rice, quail eggs,
one piece boiled egg.
Is that like lobster or anything?
We'll do, no.
Is that like sushi?
You have to add that.
So now you have the shrimp hole.
We have three shrimps.
Now you add some snow crab.
You do the same thing.
Mild.
Is that like sushi?
No, no, wrong.
That's a good one.
Wrong, it's not what to call it.
It's not like sushi.
Is it actual fish like lobster?
Like tuna no, no, it's like yeah, how do I explain the
You can get cross first but I
Don't think so man
some clams wait how much this is gonna cost me
so wait crab is considered shellfish we get clams is that what you said I got
claims everything we're gonna get for this if we will okay hold on I'm
I'm ordering
Holy shit brother, this is ridiculous. I didn't know it's gonna be this much
I didn't know it's gonna be this much chat
I mean if we want the world's largest seafood boil
if we want the world's largest seafood boil we're getting shrimp, snow crab, green mussels,
clam, we're getting four orders of shrimp, three orders of snow crab, two orders of green
Mussels three orders two orders of clams one order of king crab two orders of
Dungeness crab that we're also doing 13 orders of sausage 13 orders of corn
13 orders of potato fuck we need 13 orders it comes out to $1,180
How much are you tipping?
Maybe like five bucks?
No, I'm tipping a hundred.
What?
Yeah, fifty split.
What's split?
See if you can add like, do they have like napkins and stuff?
Oh, napkins.
Like, you can add them on there.
Oh.
What's one of the stores I've bought these days?
Add items.
What's split it by?
It don't matter.
We'll go half a hop.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Surely you can get gloves.
I'm gonna assume my phone is just going crazy with top-cap orders so far if you guys have
not caught one yet it's gonna be up I think it's gonna be out by tomorrow it's
I think it will be shown out by tomorrow okay here we go people are going
fucking saying thousand dollars ordered
Dungeons crab is ass buddy we just got the world's largest seafood boil don't
tell me it's ass like you guys are just you guys are just negative Nancy's are
Negative Nancy's, dude.
Snow crab sucks. Bro, you guys aren't eating it!
Don't tell me what sucks and what doesn't! Y'all, I'm eating it!
Stop disrespecting them. They're gonna watch us fucking eat while eating at the same time.
So let them say that. If it's Ask Cat to order a Tap Cap and a Seafood Boyle right now and eat it with us.
Yes, sir!
Yo, Tap Cap Seafood Mukbang. Hey, let's do some practice. Let's do some practice.
You wanna go with me through Jerry? He's like 6'6".
So we
I'd be you in mind with ease. I fucked me in fact. She fucked. I want I mean
No, actually just backing down. Wait, what's on today?
All right, then we just do me to dead you when they get here. No, yeah, check with the door
I'm the best basketball player a gamer there is
you know that I'll be Bobby's you know I'll be Jason
when we on you don't you know we're dynamic you know we have chemistry
we need four years we have my MCA four years ago remember that remember that
yo who here watching was during the YMCA show with me Lacey well why MCA
Yeah, we were in YMCA. We did a basketball wager first four night kids.
Like, we eat.
Wait, isn't that what you ordered, ACL?
It might have been, yeah.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Oh, no, that wasn't it.
The YMCA days wasn't it. That was at the private gym when I formed ACL.
Oh, was I there?
Yes, I was in a burger costume.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Yo, pussies.
Yo, big dogs have arrived.
Yo, pussies, y'all want to run some real fucking smoke?
You want to run some real fucking pussies?
Y'all, y'all on your shoes hoops around like little girls. How much y'all run a real
2v2?
Fucking losers.
around like little girls how much I'll run a real 2v2
fucking losers
they're laughing at us
y'all got the dynamic duo right now y'all ready for this
hey brother I have to
I'm so injured I have to say but I can't even shoot
okay well this hoop is nine foot
so y'all are playing nine foot
what do you mean you're injured
nine foot by that
I pulled my back so bad on that billboard
I have a torn ACL
ooh
because you're fucking up
I put all your full weight on it
just losers
uh oh oh
if tears are gonna go out for all four
I do not matter
let me see you shoot
Shoot I straight up play it all
Let's talk about money right now order to order when I'm back to hell
We're private or meniscus. Yeah, I actually can't I actually can't move my back
Ask them. I can't even keep the fucking soccer ball
Wait, if you win seafood, the food's free.
No, I'm not eating it.
Wait, are we gonna tap that thing in the air?
No, I don't know, we're doing seafood boil.
Where's the crime, it's low, it's fucking...
Wait, are we doing it now?
No, they're doing the seafood boil.
Okay, we'll walk them home.
Well, you guys can have it.
She's like...
Wait, Jared, how tall are you?
Hey, let me get a little shot real quick.
Oh, my gosh.
If you go down and get it, you'll get it.
It flies!
Stretch out a little bit, will you?
Stretch out a little bit?
Someone put a stretch on my back line.
I'm really, really good at stretching out.
How, though?
I don't even know what I did.
It was on the billboard.
Well, I'm not gonna lie, there's a fucking stretch in here.
Listen, you can't fucking sell me out there, bro.
I need to shush down a little bit.
All right, I need to do like, join this here.
I don't know how you do it.
Hi, it's my team.
Little harder.
Yep.
Right there.
Yeah, it's good.
Can you really touch it?
Hold it.
Train your legs.
Yeah, baby.
Oh, yeah, baby.
I'm fucking ready. I'm ready for this.
So what are you guys playing for? 250 points of equity?
No, no, no, no, no. Too pretty.
Is Lando getting some equity?
What? Equity in tabcaps? I'm not giving shit to no one!
The fuck?
I'm working on it.
I'm trapped, bro.
Are you trying to flex?
Ready?
Alright, I'm coaching you guys.
Okay, let's have a quick split.
Let me get this bunch of bullshit, okay?
I'm gonna fucking show you that fucking basketball player.
Do you please don't just shuck it up.
Watch this.
Hey, Jay.
One more, one more, one more.
Like that, like that.
You get actually like old Lonzo ball.
I don't watch this.
Hey, hey.
It's like Kevin Martin.
Hey, Jay, one more.
This works every time.
All right, y'all shoot for ball.
Oh, we're buying two.
We'll go.
It's two, one, two, two.
Me and one more.
Three, two, eleven.
You got 20 C.L. You got 20 C.L.
So we're even here.
But he's going to drive you.
No, no, you should have him.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'll be soon, I'm not gonna take you to the goal man.
Oh, a fast foreshot.
Oh, that's not bad, that's not bad.
I saw a good little double team.
That's right, that's right.
Nice.
You're gonna have to break it.
Okay, what happened?
Got it, first 15.
You should have met him.
I mean, I don't know.
Nice.
You'll be out.
Alright
Nothing?
Yeah.
I'm scared to even know.
Maybe.
Holy shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
He used to get carried.
Alright, what's this?
What's this?
Hit that.
Hit that?
Hit that.
Hit that.
Hit that.
Hit that.
Hit that.
Hit that.
Hit that.
Hit that.
Hit that.
What?
Oh man.
Okay, it's everywhere.
Dude, TK faked the injury and he just fucking put a bow on it, of course.
Son of a...
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Nice, I missed the gate!
What did you do? 10-6?
10-6
Wemby feels. This must be how Wemby feels when he's on one.
Oh, oh, you're good, you're good.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Stop.
No, tie, tie, tie, tie.
Oh, I didn't know.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
All right.
Ten six.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
You didn't know that.
That hand doesn't even do anything to you.
Oh, man.
That hand doesn't even do anything to you.
Perfect.
Let him go.
It's off.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
I don't think so.
Okay.
Let him.
It's off.
It's off.
Hold on.
Okay.
Fuck me.
Stay left.
Don't push.
I'm coming out.
I'm coming out.
Yeah, he's up on it.
I think I saw it, do you know?
You're definitely not calling that a guy.
There's no way that's a guy.
Shoot for you.
Alright, that's you for you. There's no way that's a guy.
Oh my god, I just re-roasted it back on the screen, and it got you.
No, no, it's my right hand.
It's my right hand.
Right hand.
Bro, I swear to god, dude.
Bro, it's your right hand.
Come on.
Oh yeah, yeah, I'll go.
We'll have to even close.
It's fine though.
I got it, I got it.
That's a bad sign.
Oh my god, man.
The view is the limit.
So, just here, relax.
Bro, no bad box.
Bro, watch the game.
Don't worry, buddy.
You want me to pass the game? Don't worry about it.
All right.
Hold on, man.
Good boy.
Ah!
Ah!
Good.
Careful.
Careful with your pain, bruh.
Oh, I think I'm worried.
I don't think it's a strike.
It's a fast hit.
The constant society is on the left.
You've got no left.
I won't call that dog good, oh my gosh.
Thanks y'all, it's performing really bad, it's okay though, let's go get your buns
back.
Fourteen.
I'm playing 2v1.
I got one in me.
I'm done, bro.
That's all the way down. I'll be honest. I'll be honest.
Bro, you come over here talking. I'm the best hoop gamer. You went 0 for 10. I had all eight points.
What's going on everyone?
Nooo!
That was a bad game bro.
We're going to keep on screaming.
It's practice for Dejan and Jason.
It's back to double!
This wasn't as bad as the last one.
Yeah, you had to make sure it was the last one.
I'll put some respect to that one.
You had some points last time.
It's all good. I don't want the negativity.
You gotta use these bro, look at these monsters you got.
You got some monster ass legs bro.
I've been working mad hard, Joe.
No respect to double though.
Bullshit.
Fucking bullshit.
That was a big game bro.
Lacey definitely got you on like a three point contest though.
I'm fucking gassed though, I'm so out of shape.
Cut me on that one, I had to call Potterfowl you.
Water, you're fucking pretty nice.
It's just a bunch of fucking bullshit, bro. I hate losing.
I might be better injured than Clicks was.
He told me he was the best hooping gamer.
You want to try to talk back to me on my back? You want to take him to the court?
I'm the best hooping gamer.
Okay, that's what I'm going with.
Oh, shit.
I've wondered what you do before. All you do is put your head down and truck me to the hoop.
I won't do that I won't do that swear come on talking shit me on the court
Wow bro, that was tough.
Me on the court.
Me on the court.
game doesn't mean I'm a bad player six I miss one shot doesn't mean I'm gonna miss the next shot
just because you have one bad game in FNCS grand finals you shouldn't give it up no you can come back
you ready
First eleven or seven?
That's the best of us.
That's the best of us.
I think I'm out of shape a little bit, yeah, I think I might just be a little bit out of shape
The crowd's loud.
Tipsqueak.
All day.
Let's go quick.
Oh no, I won. Thank you.
You're going to fall.
I made the shot.
I made the shot.
You got a fall at some point.
Let's go, Clicks!
The wind just fucking rotated.
The rims, you guys got double rims.
You gotta get one to find.
That's the one.
That's the one.
That's the one.
Oh my god.
To zero.
47.
I'm gonna put it for me.
I'm gonna put it for you.
I'm gonna water you.
I'm gonna put the water.
Come on bro, can't leave without making a sign.
What's your fucking shit on?
I got a home court advantage though.
You can't bring yourself to the indoor facilities bro.
You gotta stay hydrated for Jason and Devin.
You can't bring yourself to the indoor facilities bro.
You gotta stay hydrated for Jason and Devin.
Let's just go get watered.
It's actually easy.
He's useless.
Use this.
Hey!
Fucking 8L, bro. 8L.
8L.
But I need water, bro. I'm out of shape.
Well, he's still practicing warming up over there.
I hope this shed bet against me. I really hope y'all haters did. Mods pay up.
Fuck dude.
Y'all winning? You already know what to do, bro. Clicks, cooks, lacy, 1-1-b-1.
You already know, bro. We're gonna give him the silky treatment.
What do you thought?
Fine.
That's not good.
You win.
I got it.
I did close 8-0.
8-0.
8-0.
You didn't make a single shot.
That was two games.
Flakes are easy.
I think he traveled too.
When he posts up and he does that little one leg turnaround,
He's moving his pivot and jumping onto the other foot.
Is he just trying to step through?
Huh?
Isn't that just a step through?
No, he does it in like a weird way, where he like fully travels, I'm pretty sure.
It's called a gather step.
Yeah, but you can't gather step when you're already stopped with your pivot foot planning.
I could be wrong though, I don't know, I've never seen anybody attempt the move that he's
attempting to do.
Look, where he comes from.
We got to be Jason and Deji.
They're trash.
We got to be Jason and Deji.
I don't know what matters.
Does it matter? I don't know what matters?
You burst Jason Deggio? Pass me the ball. Don't worry about it.
Exactly.
You said pass you the ball?
Can you please let the ball be in my hands the majority of the game?
So let me get one shot.
No, I'll let you get a shot for sure.
The second I make one, just give me it.
Just give me it.
Listen, not a good look right now. I'm not going to look at all, but...
Just because I lose one doesn't mean I'm gonna lose every single one.
I agree. I actually do agree.
I'm a good shot. I just got lucky.
It happens.
I wouldn't say unlucky.
Every shot was just a break, dude.
You promise me one thing?
Yeah, what?
You don't have days in the score.
Of what?
Of one you won.
I won't tell them the score, but I can't control the chatnets now.
Got any waters?
Yeah.
Right out there.
Anybody give me a water, T?
Thanks.
When's the food going to be here?
A while.
When's the veggie going to be here?
Four minutes ago.
That's good.
Got a nice shot out there, kid.
Fuck you
How much is there for the tan?
Thanks, dude
He knows playing
Because the new tap cap drop came out today tap caps calm it's pinned in the chat if you guys want to buy tap cap
I'm still getting orders over here, but what number we had 17 17 17.5 K orders
Which probably means we only have a little bit left
Where's veggie he gets here five minutes ago chat
Thank you
Oh my god, I have an idea when did she gets here we have to we have to put some cap cap boxes in his hands
Oh, just like farm
Yes, bro. We gotta just put we gotta get we gotta put a tap cap box and that you can't be like bro
Did you hear about these? Yeah super popular viral right now. Yeah, you got to open one. It's like a mystery box type thing
We were getting you get this one. I don't know if you have anything. I don't know if you can't. Oh, what are you eating?
Oh, whoa, I don't really like water
I
Here three minutes
Wait with a ceo yes eight to zero
I'm a water
I won't run you I heard you talking shit
You lost the cricks chasing but I broke his ankles
For your money or your mouth is
And I'm petite now let's keep the same way for the two we do
Both bro
today real quick 1v1
let's do a fucking gauntlet bros won't be
one 2v2 and sported it
basketball right now um then you've got to be here in two minutes though
after 2v2 1v1
I'm not gonna lie your guys won't be one of my acts should be the game of building a house
But I think our first one had much to throw.
He's smooth at this, ass versus ass.
It's gonna be brick after brick.
Okay, you want to be honest?
He hit four threes in a row.
It's not some impressive shit.
Like, he didn't do any crazy shit.
He just hit a shot.
So, like, he's like a boring ass player.
No, he was a good player, but he made his threes.
I almost made him fall once.
No, I didn't.
I hit you with one of these, and I stepped back,
and you had you like this.
Did I fall?
I had you like Jason and Ray yesterday.
Then he falled.
I was like, I was not.
I was just like, you're funny, bro.
You're funny, bro.
Oh my god.
Hey, how do we do that?
What do you mean, how do we do that?
We run up to a TapCast box and we put them in his hands and say,
Yo, bro, did you see these?
They just came out today.
They're everywhere.
They're everywhere.
Okay, I like that.
TapCast.com.
We got to put Jason in an undisclosed ad.
These are the method, JetFuck.
Normal advertisement.
Just force people into ads.
Two.
Here, I'm going to put them on pockets just in case we have a segment.
segment just in case you pulled out you know yeah hey maybe you drain it three
open the tactics not much not much at all
hey you should have one more hold on hold on hold on
do you need these maybe oh it's not public though she's not actually
I'm just curious what came out today.
I wonder where wet? It's a good game.
It's slain.
I'm a little like the TV role there.
I'm a little tired.
Yo, Jason! Yo, Jason!
Yo, Jason!
Yo, ween!
Mr. Ween!
Yo, Jason!
Yo, Jason!
Oh, shit!
Oh!
Wait, what's that?
What the fuck did he do?
Yo, Jason!
Yo, Jason!
Yo, Jay!
Yo, Jay!
Catch...
If we want to promote these, we gotta catch him when he's off guard.
You listen, I'll put one in his hand.
You force it, I'll screw it.
Yo, Jay!
Bro!
Yeah, hurry up, bro, we're not...
Deji's here!
Deji's waiting for you.
He's here.
I'm beat that ass!
Okay, he's right here.
Bro, hurry up!
Yo, mate, where the fuck you at? Deji!
He's here right now.
Here you go, Jay. There he is.
It's using trap cats creatures to
Jason
Smile smile
I smile rarity. Oh my holy fucking shit
Come on one open one wait. No, no, no, there's a
New one
Yep, pull that open one of those come out. Let's come out at one o'clock today today. Yeah, halfway so loud actually
Come on, come on, come on.
Hey!
You got fours.
Oh!
Nice, JC.
Give it a little click.
Is this like a dark mall?
Look at it.
Look at the camera and smile.
Smile.
Smile.
Smile.
Come on.
Smile.
Smile.
Smile.
Smile.
Smile.
Smile.
Smile.
Smile.
Smile.
Smile.
Smile.
Smile.
Smile.
Smile.
Smile.
There's a simple boom
Yeah
Hey
Randomize you could get a slime one you could get a ultra-rare one. Of course you got a cool one
Three two one
I got the same
New one. Well, you actually ordered a tap cat like three months ago my order still pending cap
Oh
Fuck.
Fuck.
It's not head.
Bro, what the fuck?
Yo.
Yo.
Are you making a tap cap fat joke?
Yo, are you fucking dead ass?
Ah!
Ah!
Bro.
Cuz get it cuz you're fat.
And the tap is you.
And the tap cat.
That's fucked.
And you just threw it.
The tap cats, bro.
I got you, bro.
Hey, you want another one?
Just get it.
Wait.
Alright, bro.
Bro, are you serious?
You're a rebel.
I'm on it.
Oh my god.
Wait.
Smile and say tap cats.
Hey, yo, whoa.
Bro!
Ow!
I got a fuckin' tap-counter on Facebook!
So negative, dude!
Fucking negative, Nancy, but we're such a first-touch first-touch.
No, we're such a first-touch!
First-touch.
Deji!
What's up, bro?
What's going on here?
Bro, hold this real quick.
Jazz is a brand new Tap Caps.
Creatures 2 Tap Caps available.
Big smile, big smile.
Big smile.
Are you taking the glasses off, please?
The glasses off.
Big smile.
Yeah, it's a recognizable face.
And then say, this is the best product ever.
This is the best product ever.
Available right now.
Creatures 2 Tap Caps.
Available right now.
Creatures 2 Tap Caps.
Yes!
Yes!
Open it, open it, open it.
It's a mystery box.
You can get any of the characters on this item.
Most rare one.
Yeah, him?
Okay, so are you rare?
I'm rare.
He's rare.
Nobody has got the most rare one yet.
Come on.
What do you got?
Oh!
That's me!
That's me!
That's me!
That's me!
That's me!
That's a good one!
You got instantly put in a fucking ad as soon as you came into the house?
No.
Hey, so it's half cab here.
Where's it open real quick?
It's a fidget toy collectible and a key cab.
You want to put on your keyboard?
One, three, one.
All in one.
It's amazing.
Let's see the fidget one.
For ADHD.
No, no.
Here.
I mean look tap off, tap off, did you?
Yep.
You want me to help tap you off?
And then you're going to put it on your keyboard, take the top off.
That's the bottom?
Yep, there you go.
Now you put this on your keyboard.
Now you're placing it on your keyboard.
It's okay.
This is nice.
Thank you.
You guys getting this on a camera?
Close the sun to socials.
Close the sun to socials.
Yeah
Yes
The rail is a fat cat. It's not a fat cat
Is this the rarest one? No, so this is the rarest one right here. Nobody has gone yet. Well, oh
You like it. Oh so I got I got such lazy. Yeah, you're the rare one. Wait, how much is one of these boxes?
We have it all but on box only two people
And what is listed on even $499 right now?
It got sold.
Yeah.
Really good looking face.
Thank you.
It's OK.
Nice.
I know you, huh?
Oh.
We're going to get next.
We're going to get next.
We're going to get next.
OK, land on.
This is going to get five views.
This is going to get three views.
Should we get like a doorknob or something?
Oh, let me see.
It's funny, doorknob.
Doorknob is a heavy dog.
Where are my door answers at?
Hey y'all can go get tap-taps right now tap-taps.com just drop today modspendolink
You're off a lacy stream now, you don't have to fucking tell it to me.
You make fucking 10 sales off your face, I mean, what?
What was that?
Fuck.
Are you?
Are we gonna pay for this shit?
Why?
How'd you get paid?
All right.
I'm gonna find the promo.
I'm gonna play some basketball now.
I'm gonna play some basketball.
Bro, what the fuck are you doing, huh?
Sorry.
You got my basket?
You got my basket?
You got my basket?
You got my basket?
Yo, they're making money off of it.
We didn't even like some type of percentage or some shit, like.
My basketball though.
You play?
What was the time?
Bro, what the fuck?
17,000 dollars.
We got it.
Okay, I'm sorry.
You really want to play basketball?
Listen, basketball is the world's biggest seafood boil.
I'm sorry.
You really want to play basketball?
I'm sorry.
Get into world's biggest seafood boil
But what does that mean you don't know a seafood boil?
Seafood boil it's like no turn that shit off
Unless we're getting percentages at that fucking tap-cap now
What are you talking about?
There's a door that sure oh
He's actually the greatest black person of all time.
How you doing sir?
Nice to meet you.
Do you have a new question sir?
Have you heard of Tapcaps?
Tapcaps, no.
Really?
Well you have now.
The new drive just came out today at one o'clock.
Tapcaps.com go ahead open it.
It's a rare collection.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Say I love Tapcaps.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Oh, say, I love tough cuffs.
I love tough cuffs, you guys.
Thank you so much for the paper towel.
Appreciate it, thank you.
You tip him?
No, if you just give him a tip.
What do you mean, do we tip him?
You're right, sorry.
Sorry.
What's the shit?
He just wants the poor cameras and you.
Poor guy just stopped putting the ad.
Nice.
Yeah, he's bad.
He's actually bad.
$1,200 of the secret boil.
No, you didn't.
How much did you make out of a fucking tap guy?
We have 17,000 orders.
Oh, should I just go take my shoes off, by the way?
Oh, it's okay, good.
Welcome to the courthouse.
Thank you, you're welcome.
We gotta wait until the camera messes up,
so we gotta get in the household.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, back.
So right now, we're live.
Yo, Malik, walk in, bro.
Malik's so handsome.
You think so?
Yeah.
Did you think of the event yesterday?
Yeah, no, it was good.
It was good.
It's very good.
Did you come back?
Actually, yeah.
No, I'll say I have a proposal.
Thank you.
You wanna invest?
I wanna fight in your card.
Ooh!
It's gonna go up.
It's gonna go up.
The next one?
Not the next one, but...
Sometimes.
Because right now, let me lose some weight.
But yeah.
Well, the next one's gonna be in months.
Because I don't do it as often.
Okay, cool.
It's like nifty.
Who do you want to fight?
I don't know.
back out
There's only one guy that gives you a better matchup I think
Yes, I did seven grade Malachi would I need him in the nuts after gym class
I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover, okay, I'll be in your corner, okay?
Yo, come on, bro, is he getting paid?
I
Say maybe 170
Probably someone you have a mind that you fight I
Have a few names. That's why a few names. Just give us one name one name
Oh
That's a
No, I remember. I remember.
Was he hating on you, right?
A little bit, yeah.
I'd love to, uh, smoke him 100%.
No way you're playing on our shit.
What?
I'm playing on our shit.
Bro, I can't tap cast Corsair, bro.
You're making another thing.
We could do that.
We could do that.
Bro, did I get it?
Yes, what?
Did I?
Yes.
OK, great.
Like, actually, though, I'm losing money on this shit.
That's like, well, time to do the brand.
Oh, god, let's do it.
We could either do a tap-cap drop,
like a limited time drop on the day of the fight
with all the fighters.
Oh, shit.
Or we could just put tap-caps on the shorts.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, do you have a custom card for everybody when they fight?
Uh, no.
We can do that, maybe.
We can do that.
I mean, I mean, I mean, whatever, well, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can
do something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm down, bro.
Good.
That's actually good.
That's, that would be fun.
I asked if we could do this one.
That's it.
TJ and Jerry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think, you know, the funding.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
I'm used to that shit.
I don't know.
It doesn't be on, bro.
No, no.
Oh my God, see how many clips in the order she's coming in as he clicks it.
Oh my God.
Climbers got this, brother.
What the fuck, Degi!
Coming in as he does it.
Yes, Degi.
Good work.
Yep, thank you.
Can we get this household?
One more?
Oh, oh shit.
There you go.
Thank you very much.
Welcome, Degi.
Come on.
Oh
Welcome
It's a Christian here to fly man
Shut the fuck up
one right there so I can sell both of these well you're the only one who has it
well was this a gunner pack?
what do you mean?
no we actually bought it
I'll put my random shit
it's dead you're the great dude
they're attracted to you
so are you
come on
shut the fuck up shut up shut up shut up no you did it that'll be the first one
no
oh
I don't want to cream up hands
no I'm happy
you got the fat cap, bro
fat cap! That's a lacy tap cap
that one is a little bit more heavy than the other ones
but that's your self-explanatory
I'm sorry, I'm a muscle game out
now I'm about to get you in the ring
but you don't want to smoke with me
I'm a sanctioned fighter
I'm a sanctioned fighter that means I don't like these right here. These are registered weapons on the street
I actually fractured his wrist at a restaurant sitting up too fast
What happened no, I can't say you'll see bro
I was in London on vacation and I fractured my wrist
All right, I want to give him another fucking box
All right, hey, that's welcome to the courthouse man. Oh, yeah, no, no, wait step outside step aside
Baskin
leave oh okay oh he's doing a huge amount of the house work no no no house work first
ten minutes
I don't eat
you're gonna just let the whole story go
what do you mean why you get it man how much do you make how much do you make up one job
zero
how much do you make up one job
I don't know how much do you make up one job
Listen, the first five minutes was very successful, bro.
I'm fucking relievable.
Oh, fuck, he's gotta redo it all.
Hey, welcome to the courthouse!
Oh, my god, it's a courthouse!
Wow, my god, man.
Welcome to the courthouse.
Oh, Benji.
Lacey.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
Y'all like the same person, the same body,
in, like, different shades.
What?
Just crazy, man.
saying that we're different because of our skin colors.
Fuck you.
All right, let's do this stuff at the same time.
Three, two, one.
Oh!
Pretty similar.
I'm going to be honest with you, dadbots.
Girls want dadbots.
That's why I don't want to get sick back,
because girls want our bodies.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Do you want to touch it?
Huh?
The girlfriend.
Maybe.
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Oh, I know you can play a working.
I mean, do I look like I have a girlfriend?
Yeah, this is a beautiful way of doing it.
Yeah!
You think so?
Yeah, you shave your chest and this is it?
No.
You have a curly chest here, dude.
You can't see that?
I've never seen that before.
Oh my God, he's got little curls.
Yo.
Is that weird?
No, it's like you.
Oh.
I like you.
That's unique.
I've got peeps and curvy as well.
Really?
Do you want me to do that?
Do you want to see?
I'll take his dickies.
I asked him.
You said nine, right?
No, I wish you said you're not seven and a half seven and a half
Wait
I shaved his pews before what?
I don't know.
What's your guess?
He's actually a man.
He's actually a man.
He should be watching.
He's actually a man.
He should be watching.
Oh!
So, what did you come here for?
Uh, a birthday cake.
Got him!
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
Hell racist.
Wow.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
You know, the song you wrote, uh, I love it.
Yeah.
Go on.
Yeah.
You like it?
All right.
So you want to look at it?
Yeah.
You want to watch it?
You trying to trick me, Bert?
I
What
he actually left him a package in the top of the door.
Really?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
So welcome back.
No, no.
Yeah.
It's like a little welcome back card they left him.
Look.
You're fucking tap.
What's going on?
What's going on?
It's a car.
It's a car.
Wait.
Why is there a tissue?
I don't know.
Just open the car.
I'll get that.
All right.
Hey, well, I know it's a little late here.
Thank you, I'm lazy.
So happy you're back.
And I missed you with your plushes and lips
and that nice beautiful white smile.
Can't wait to feel those muscles and revolutions
all over your body tonight.
Come upstairs.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, man, bro.
This is why you left that in that group chat, bro.
That is a group chat.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, boy, I like this.
This is just like, we're getting a use for it.
Oh, yeah, they have a good chat with him.
What?
I don't know.
They literally made a good chat.
I'm the only one not in it.
And I found out by Marlon Sang it on the podcast.
Yeah.
What do you say?
He was like, oh, we have the main core good chat.
And we have one with all the guys where we talk about the real shit.
And I'm like, I'm only in one good chat.
Yeah.
That's why Jason's a fucking snake.
Fuck Jason.
The killer.
He's a snake.
50 minutes.
I don't know.
What's the word?
I wonder what reason is it like you.
Nice 3K.
Did you drop the backpatch at minus 3K?
So what's your real...
Oh, I'm going to do this.
You see that when we fall together.
Murder that alien.
Where's that?
Gap a Gap a Gap a.
Why is more of this force of stuff?
You probably got to mind there, no?
My daughter and the Sidemen.
Alright, so how like, we're in a talk, like that?
No.
We're in a dead-ass group.
No!
We're in a talk.
Say you swear to God!
Like, me and the Sidemen, we sat down at the round table, we, like, we got all our armor out and everything,
we were just like there, being like, hmm, what's the rest of this?
Like, they were like, they were like, they were food and everything?
Shit.
And Josh was like, hmm, good sir.
He was like, you should join the middle side.
And I was like, ooh.
Oh, my god, the rituals.
The rituals.
No, close, close.
So then I do join.
I get a knife, and they do the whole knife thing.
Oh, because you're a wooded piece.
Yeah.
It can't be a sword to be a knife.
I'm not a wooded piece.
That's sick.
Ah.
Oh, my god.
You're going to be in a side net.
Hey, hey, we're in talks.
We're in talks.
Oh, my god.
I'm alive, bro. It's fire.
Well, no, they just basically were like like you know in AD left the Lakers. Yeah, I got Luca like KSI left
Sidemen, so they're lazy in there
So like it's kind of like in 1066
The Battle of Hastings, when William the Great fought,
what's that about, Belvedere the Fourth?
It's kind of like that, isn't it?
What are we talking about?
Kind of like what he said, the basketball.
But it's like, Battle of Hastings, 1066.
What was that?
1066.
All I know is the Boston Tea Party.
Oh, the recipe song of the one that got hurt in there.
Yeah.
Oh, that's when the bomb came, right?
No, I thought that Boston's the part where they put the bomb.
That was the marathon, huh?
Marathon?
Don't say marathon around.
Oh, shit.
Wait, I'll get it.
I thought the Boston's party was the Boston Marathon.
Why?
It's not the same thing?
Why do we put it?
Never mind.
So good.
Yeah, next time, you're gonna be fine.
All right, let's get a lift from the guys.
I don't know maybe he told y'all in the group chat that I'm not in?
I'm gonna kill all of you in your sleep what are you doing
No.
No.
You see?
No.
No.
I don't think Jason Fox will be here.
Well, I'm just trying to avoid you.
You think you're trying to avoid me?
Yeah.
Is Said his sister?
Jason's?
So he's his sister.
Does Selkie remember him?
Yeah.
He's not afraid of most of everybody
Really? Yeah
How many hours a month?
Do you usually?
Me? 200?
Not 200?
Yeah
So he's probably about 16?
260?
260, so he should be like 260 hours a month
What is he doing today?
Uh...
You can...
You should get a heart!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You need one serious...
I saw a heart
Should we get a heart?
Should we break him up?
I don't think so
Oh, shit.
Yeah, it's four, two to four minutes ago.
Fuck you mean Marlin's live?
What?
Did he leave corn?
Wait, what?
Marvel's live.
What?
I don't know if he actually is.
He's just not live.
Wait, where's he shooting?
Is he doing a boom party?
Oh, wait, where do you want to eat the seafood at?
I don't know where I should eat.
Oh, I'm thinking we take this
and put it on the kitchen counter and fill it up.
Okay, let's go do it right now.
No.
It's private.
Oh, fuck.
So, that's not getting away, Jason.
Well, they see forgot something. Can you come back here?
Can you forget something?
Yeah, you guys forgot something.
You like Legos or what?
Oh, I like it.
That much?
Sorry, okay.
What the fuck is going on, bro?
What are you trying to do?
I'm gonna ask you a question.
What do you mean, never mind?
You don't forget anything?
I don't think so.
The fuck is this guy's problem? What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what's in the store?
Yep.
This.
All right, wait a minute, we need to go get the paper towels and put paper towels all
under this.
All right.
Nice?
Sure.
Alright.
Let's do another way, son.
Oh, fuck all y'all.
What?
Oh, fuck every single way in his shirt.
As long as you're above the age of 20, you can't be this dick.
Yo, yo, my chance of watching, they're fucking kids.
I said as long as they're above the age of 20.
Why you did it?
What did I do?
You did it.
Yes, I did.
We'll see you later.
Well, he made the wrong try and then,
gonna be a couple more minutes.
I'm gonna ask Gash your brother.
Tom, he'll do the kippet house.
Kippet house.
Well, why do we have to put these under the kittie pool
if we have the kittie pool?
No, because you know you're gonna make a mess on the counter anyway.
Says who? I don't make messes.
Yeah, you do. You're reading?
I actually think you're a messy person in the house.
100% I agree.
Not true.
100%
Not true.
100%
Not true at all.
I'm the cleanest person in the house.
Just literally make the entire counter paper towel.
Because I don't even see either of them.
Here.
Jack!
Am I the dirtiest, am I the messiest or the cleanest person in the house?
I'm the messiest.
I don't know.
Wait a second.
I feel like, I feel like a dad for silky, maybe.
No, silky is definitely the cleanest.
Silky's the cleanest?
Silky's for sure the cleanest.
Silky's definitely the cleanest.
Well, yeah, but dad cleans up after himself.
You don't.
Yeah, that's what I do for.
I know, but still, it's, it's, even like, even like in your bedroom, you don't even throw out the trash.
Well, that's what I clean the drawer.
I'm not a son.
I mean, it's not bad.
I guess that's valid.
But still like
If I pay cleaners to clean to clean my messes, and I'm cleaning up myself
That's just use that's like yeah, but they only come once a week
No, we have to understand and we understand what what am I paying for them?
Like we close take this
It's in the back
I mean
How do you mess up pay for towels?
Yeah, it's just a fuck up dude.
You look great.
Now, how do I get to the back?
What do you mean? What you kidding?
I'm not kidding.
What's you kidding, bro?
I'm not kidding, I'm good.
You can't do it the other way.
Like that.
Oh, you sure are fucking right.
You can do it though.
Easy peasy.
Nice, and then I look this, and then you want at least a 50% over that, so I'm gonna send you back another one.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm going to go to the middle, yeah?
Wow!
Two groupie!
And then groupie, and then do another one right here.
Another one right here.
Nice.
OK.
We're trying to get a little more of that view.
Here, good.
Ready?
Yeah, ready?
This.
First roll.
This is what our ancestors died for.
That's right.
Here we go.
One more. That's right.
What is that Emo?
Boom.
Boom.
Check. Call Lacey 085.
Okay, return home.
What's the number of calls?
Look at that.
Um, Lacey cooks clicks in a 1v1.
Listen.
All day.
Oh, God.
What the fuck?
What the ass are?
Wow.
I mean, I'm really just kidding.
Look at the words.
I mean, it is?
I can tell.
I'll be honest.
Look at what?
I mean, it is?
I can tell.
I'll be honest.
Look at what?
I mean, it is?
I mean, it is?
I mean, it is?
I mean, it is?
I mean, it is?
I mean, it is?
it was a good shot
it was a good shot
we'll see a backboard team call it
no, no, don't treat that, don't treat that
they're retweeting on that
that's just
yo Lacey updates, maybe get that post out?
fix updates maybe?
okay he's done that through a faster
he's done that other hill
he's literally right there bro
The GPS probably told them. Did you tell them to go up on apps? Or Google Maps?
No, because they used to use the Door Ash Maps, so that's what they're going to do right now.
We're going. They just got to come into the kitchen.
Looks weird.
Oh, that's actually weird.
What if we get in the pool together?
We get in the pool together.
We get in the pool together.
That's not quite an action.
Could take the golf cart and go find them.
Oh, I don't know where to go.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
You don't know me.
When you hold me.
You'll assure me this way.
It's the scariest thing.
And so is this.
You don't change.
I hide it my way.
You know that you are
You're the coffee that I need in the morning
You're the sunshine that I dream when it's pouring
What song is this?
You know that you are
Shhh
It's the best part by the way
Where's he?
I'll give you a turn this shit off, you moron.
What's wrong with that?
That was the best part about Daniel Caesar and Lacey.
Damn.
I didn't know that.
You have pepper?
Oh, you want back my cats?
Of course, man.
Yeah.
Are these flowers dead now?
No.
They're even given to her?
Oh, boyfriend.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
No room gave them to her. Oh boyfriend. Your piece of shit. It's probably so
wide.
You drive this a lot? Yeah. We drive it right now? Yeah. Oh okay.
Oh, take a seat.
Oh, man.
Um, I'm probably gonna leave.
You got us on the streets?
Yeah, bro, what?
Street legal.
Where is he?
He's on the highway?
Yeah.
Are you fucking stupid?
How fast is he on the highway?
Whoa.
Are you just, are you just going?
No, Lacey!
Fucking sideways!
Oh, shit.
Where you knocked over a bowl?
I didn't know they were running on you, bro.
Girl.
Oh, man, they're too slow.
They're slow.
They're slow. They've never been in an accident.
I'm good, bro. I'm good, bro.
Don't worry about it, bro. Don't worry about it, bro.
How do you put this bitch in the park? Let's start straight.
Woohoo!
Oh, okay.
Wait, Joe, why is it only a 45%?
You just plugged in all night.
I unplugged your Starboard Truck charger
and we said it didn't work.
This is slow, no shot, this is highway legal.
It's only a 45% right now, that's why it's slow.
It's at 100%, it goes 38 miles an hour.
What, yo, look at the wheel, this is straight.
Yeah, I know, the alignment's a little fucked up on you.
Little
He means that the wrong one
Are you honking
That our dasher are you our dasher?
GGHOA.
How you doing, sir?
How you doing, sir?
How you doing?
Sir, can I ask you a question?
Have you ever heard of tap caps?
Tap cap?
El tap?
Espaรฑol?
No, I'm minion.
I'm minion.
Tap caps?
Tap caps?
Very rare.
You know all on?
You can resell.
Resell.
No, thank you.
Well done.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you, brother.
There you go.
Isn't it?
No, it's too heavy.
Too heavy.
It's real heavy.
No, three bags.
Four bags.
Four bags.
Four.
Put them in there.
Maybe clean up after you're fucking stuff, you slob.
Fucking chip play everywhere, do you know what I'm saying?
I was giving stuff to the homeless.
Nice.
You're a fucking asshole.
Fuck you.
You should try it sometime, buddy.
Instead of spending all your money on V-bucks and Fortnite porn.
Sorry, maybe you should try giving stuff back to the homeless.
I do is give back all I do is fucking give away shit
Okay, okay, okay, hey, I do not see us
Okay.
Whoa.
It's a bomb.
Yeah.
If you hand drive it down, you get to look and just admire.
Look, I said, oh!
Dude, you get it?
That's beautiful.
That is beautiful, I think.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hold on, hold on a little bit.
Hey, there's a fucking edge.
Don't fuck down, brother.
I'm not going to get hit.
Hey, there's a fucking edge! Don't let it fuck down, buddy!
Mike, where am I gonna enter? Oh, is this a house or something?
What's that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Lacey, Lacey, Lacey!
What?
It's grass! What are you doing?
No, no, no, no. It's a shortcut.
Oh, it's a shortcut.
What?
No, we only have short cuts.
Yes, we do.
Let's see.
Oh!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Okay.
How did it turn off?
Lacey, it didn't turn at all.
No, that one's dead right now, fuck.
Just lift, three, two, okay, here we go.
Here we go.
All right.
All right, turn around, okay.
Okay, happy you.
All right.
Be careful.
Is it?
Yeah.
What's going on?
You got a little remote.
I'm here at the right fucking one.
We got to check Dennis.
I might have the wrong segway.
No, don't go the wrong segway.
No, you're good. Oh, you're getting the food.
Wait, do I fit through the door?
Yeah, no.
I think I broke it.
Why?
I broke it.
No, already.
Jason!
It's our first time at the stage.
Jake!
Where you at?
Where you at?
Where you at, Jake?
What? No.
You said where?
What?
Haha!
You said where?
What?
That's not a dead sheet.
Hey, glad you got that. Nobody else got it.
Yeah, you just fucking love that.
What?
The hands were raised 50.
Okay.
Is that?
I'm just...
Where the fuck did...
What?
What?
I'm just not gonna...
Oh, hit the cock.
Hit it.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Okay.
Oh, fuckin' blard!
Ha!
What about my activities?
Uh...
Should we...
Listen, you still here?
Yeah.
You gonna throw a wire?
Yeah.
Oh, anyway, bro.
What do you have this for?
There's gotta be a way to fix this, right?
Maybe.
I don't know.
Gotta get a healthy lullaby and then break through.
Um...
Oh my f***.
That was disgusting.
It's just a mess.
Should we start dumping it at least?
Oh!
Wait, you're not even 25.
Yeah, do it with skin.
In my room.
I'll show you everything.
Oh, shit!
To the left!
I can't move, bro.
Oh my god, look at that!
Broke me to get my back!
That's his Schmeek!
Oh god!
Are you doing a scale segment?
Oh yeah.
That's my favorite.
Oh, it's off.
Wait, why does it work?
Oh, I broke you.
The scale?
Yeah, you lost 10.
No, you lost my...
Four problems!
No!
My turn!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
My turn.
215?
I thought it was not that bad bro
Wait, no no no
No wait
I thought you lost weight
Two steps
How do you gain 20 pounds on redda bro
How do I gain 20 pounds from a toss
How'd I get into it?
There's no way!
How are you getting away already?
I'm actually flat.
He was stepping on you.
Oh, I didn't see you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yo.
Dude.
What are you talking about?
Oh, hey.
Look at this.
No, because I'm not bad at steering that flat.
It's too real weight.
I'm trying, but they're stepping on the scale.
OK, OK.
I was here.
We're going to be so straight, you little bear.
Dude.
We're going to do that, you know.
Damn!
Damn!
No!
Get you!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Holy fuck!
I thought you...
Your Celsius F plate that says
whatever like fit whatever
as your bucket
Okay, we're in 15?
I'm keeping stepping on it, what do you mean? Tell me!
We're away, we're away, we're away
This guy, this skier just told me buy
I lost 110 pounds for this clip to get posted in this current on my hardware.
Did I see how much I actually weighed?
Okay, okay, okay.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
Did you gain two pounds?
Well, I weighed myself in the morning, so that was 191.
No, 193 is not even heavy, I'm literally light.
I'm literally light.
I'm like a feather, bro, like a feather.
Can I lift you?
169. Oh my god, we're almost the same weight.
No, we aren't, bro. We're 25 pounds different. We're dead almost the same weight.
No, we are not, Lacey. We're the same weight.
Because you're just so petite.
You are 220 and fought Asian Jeff at 140.
You lied about your weight to fight Asian Jeff?
No, dead end!
Okay, how are you 140?
I actually don't get that.
I don't get that.
I think it's because I don't have anything in my head.
No, I actually do.
Look at my thunder thighs.
My straight thighs.
You're so flex.
I got big bucket thighs.
I'll be honest.
Alright.
Oh!
I'm gonna go with the other one.
I'm gonna go with the other one.
I'm gonna go with the other one.
I'm gonna go with the other one.
I'm gonna go with the other one.
Oh
Wait the muscle
So we eat
Cooper basket basket or eat
Okay, go upstairs, though.
Okay.
All right.
Good, man.
I'll do it.
We got to pull the other two.
Wait, you don't?
We're gonna have to do it.
I'm pulling Ali down the stairs!
Did he break it?
So you have to go upstairs!
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, but Jason's pulling the rolling out.
You brought that in for me? It works.
No, it works.
No, it works.
Yeah, they said that when someone threw all the balls in there, when it was turned off,
you did that on the house tour.
Okay, but then it got fixed.
Oh, Jason.
Oh, that's a dapp.
I don't remember what it was.
He, a dapp, he had a really bad thing that happened.
Yeah.
So he went to the doctor, like an allergen, and they told him he's allergic to the go-live button.
Oh, yeah.
Oh
You found a top cap
This is my bedroom right here that is where I sleep and jerk off and shit
What do you think was the first one to, like, never pick up?
No, no, no, no, not in this house.
Me.
I know, it was me.
I did it on the tour.
Yes, I did.
When we came to the tour, I went to the bathroom,
busted a quick one, had to establish my territory.
Before you even went to the house, I did it.
Got to mark my territory.
This is my stream room, veggie.
Wait, you live at Troy, right?
Troy, over there.
I remember you do the town tour directly.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, this is my room.
This is a nice shirt.
This is a beautiful XL's that you got.
These are XL Topcabs.
Not available yet.
They won't be available in the future.
Here.
Got it.
Hey, Master, you're sure I made it just for you?
Oh, thank you.
That's a good one.
Holy shit, though.
Looks like you, man.
You like it?
I do.
Oh, my God, it ain't like tags.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
So, can I take this one off, too?
Here you go.
You good?
Can you put that in there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big-ass keyboard for that to work.
Oh, my God, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's great.
It's very nice.
Yeah, I never seen one of these. This is a new tech, it just came out. So basically,
you open up the box, right, and you get one of these things. This is called a big CD,
and you take the big CD out, and then if you put it on here like this, and you turn it
on, look what happens. These literally just came out last week, I think. I just got one.
Yeah, yeah, I've never seen these, I've never seen it.
What's this?
Ready?
Because we trace our homophobes,
say the way to love them, don't need any
metacognizance.
You just scratched it tonight.
I still got a school year in it,
and I'll give those boring page-nighting.
That's a nice pair of hair.
Should you say you look great with the same style?
Yeah.
What do you have, bro?
That's new, Tanya.
You know that?
Do you even know these existed?
No.
Yes.
Wait, what do they call them?
Well, I don't know.
I just go into my pillbox.
I think they're new.
Because you don't need Bluetooth.
You don't need Wi-Fi.
You literally just put this big disc on the thing
and it starts playing music.
Yeah, this is new shit.
Why not, Tanya?
That's hard, bro.
That's not very cool.
It's crazy.
That shit looks like a Tab Cap Rathenos.
What?
Yes, you look like a tap-cafo fanos.
De-nos. Tap-cafo fanos.
I think it's just like a tap-cafo fan-nos.
He's not cap-ra-t-is.
You want a drink, Bev?
Got some vodka there, some wine?
No water.
No water!
No water!
Yeah, it's true.
Oh, I really love water.
Yeah, yeah, same.
You got a handy virus.
Now we got the hand-tie virus.
Now we got the hand-tie virus.
Hand-tie?
That was so cool.
Hand-tie virus.
that's not ours wait didn't that happen in London oh there were like two people in there
yeah no no no no that's just me that's my like my gang's right what is it like West
London you don't have guns out there I'm excited oh they see
No, that's core.
No, that's not core.
What is it?
How do you do it?
Like this.
Yeah, that's what I just did.
Wait, yeah, what's the hundred?
That's the core engine.
What is it?
We made a core at the middle.
It's three and three, that's six of us, and it makes a core in the middle.
You can still keep me in that shit.
You gotta put the hand, you gotta put the...
What are you?
God, that's gross.
You gotta get it.
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
You're a lad, dude.
Listen, who are these people?
I know that's Air Rack.
That's Icarly.
No, I actually don't know who that is.
That's Charlie D'Amelio.
That's Bonnie Blue and that's Vixen.
That's not Bonnie Blue.
I know Bonnie blues face and that's not
Wait, but why are they here?
Let's concede
I didn't know what you mean.
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
Back to a fucking dinner.
Hey, in a train, would you rather be the first one in the train
or the thousandth one in the train?
The thousandth.
Sure.
Meat fuck.
Me, fuck.
I want to get all that flavor.
That's different flavor.
Are you eating a box on the thousandth one?
Hundred.
Wow.
Everything.
Every drink drop.
You eat that shit at the thousandth.
Are you not?
It just probably tastes like a chicken.
Yeah, me either.
What?
I was literally eating like a mutant baby at number 1,000.
Oh, god.
Yeah, that's weird, right?
I'd never do that.
I mean, fuck you.
Throw some tahin on that beer.
Beer.
Oh, wow.
This is a really big shot.
I'm glad you see that, guys.
I even notice this.
Oh, this is the, uh.
Yeah, that's fine.
It goes right on one.
Wow.
That one out.
That's how I go.
And these are all my cards.
Oh, wow.
These are all as cool as tapcaps.
How many can I get some tapcaps?
Tapcaps.com. They actually dropped the day I want to call again.
Wow. Order so far.
60% sold out.
Wow.
I need to make sure to get my tapcaps.com.
Want to invest?
We're actually opening another round of investments soon.
Really?
Yes.
Do you want to help with that?
Okay, I guess your number. I'm being fair by the way. Yeah, you got the UK audience. That's actually so true. That is very true.
That is very true. Yeah, you need the Uck. But he needs, he needs like some equity.
Well, that's why he needs more. Investment. Yeah.
You're only so close. You're always on the basin. You're always on the basin. You're always on the basin. You're always on the basin. You're always on the basin.
First party party nation.
Yeah, that's...
No.
Okay?
Oh my god!
You're a fucking asshole!
You're a fucking asshole, it's okay.
Everybody should go watch Daddy's new YouTube video.
That is just awesome.
It's so better.
No, I'm sorry, Daddy.
Nobody should go watch it, it's okay.
Jason, tell them to go watch his new YouTube video.
Go watch Daddy's new YouTube video.
I'm going to tap tap right now.
Oh my god, it's actually crazy.
Please, please.
I'm going down.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to tap your mouth.
Make sure you don't get hurt.
Ah!
Ah!
That's it!
That's it! Yes!
Yes!
Oh!
I'm down so hard.
I'm gonna be the first time I've done that.
Shit.
Sweet tap-caps, man.
Sorry, I was just carrying on the floor.
Oh, shit.
Why does he support town?
He's so funny.
You're giving numbers?
Yeah.
We actually are raising it.
This is the D Glove room. This is where Jason D Gloves.
All I have is one more d-blowfills.
What's this?
It's from a cool YouTube...
Wait, what is this?
Is this your brain?
No, no, no. It's everyone.
You should make d-blowfills, Brandon.
Yeah, why don't you?
No, why not?
What d-blows?
I don't know.
Yeah, d-blows.
So, what is your intake?
Is it easier when you wake up,
like your little coffee?
Sure.
Um, yeah.
But that's my fleshy.
I'm not gonna do that.
That's fine.
How much is this cow, Jason?
Um, I got a...
That's the knock-off version, so...
I don't like soup.
I'm just taking one.
Nah.
Nah.
I don't like that.
But I don't like this one.
But you've got a wig there?
Yeah.
Big man like you, getting that one?
I don't know.
It's cool.
You know what, you can't get a wig there.
Oh, yes, sirs.
You know where to get it, Denny.
Yeah.
Ah, yeah.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
What do you call that?
Nothing.
That's basically it.
Besides the bowling alley in the court.
So how big is the downstairs area?
Downstairs is like the whole house.
Do you want to get a little peek?
Do you want to see downstairs?
It's the bowling area in front of the top of the quarter.
Or do you want to do a seafood boil?
Very on.
Wait, then do you think it's the least of them?
Oh, yeah, let me know how to leave, bro.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Don't miss your flight.
OK, actually, it's like an hour drive to the airport.
OK, so when it's around 6'10, let me know.
Oh, so you're going to get to the airport at 7'10
for an international flight at 8'30?
Yes.
That's why you talk very unhesitating.
Have you ever flew at LAX?
Have you ever flew at LAX?
Yeah.
You better hope.
Is there any holidays today?
You got a TSA free check?
Oh, you're fucked.
Well, you know, he does have his first class though, so
Time for international flights for checking the bags
No, I'm not joking.
No, I'm not joking.
No, I'm not joking.
Are you scared?
Bro, Degi, knock a lot.
Change the flight and spend the night, dude.
Wait, I want to.
I want to.
Do you like it here in the US?
Yeah, actually.
Yeah.
You can be here again for the walk-up.
No, I like you guys.
Okay.
I don't like you.
You don't like the US?
I like the US, but I like you guys.
Oh, that's the same thing with me in London.
That's the same thing for me, too.
Yeah, I love the people in London, but the fuck, bro.
I don't like London, but I like you guys.
They just so blew me up there.
Do you like to be here, butter?
I don't know.
You belong here, bro.
You're one of us, man.
We gotta speed this up.
I don't know how to speak Chinese.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't like the Chinese.
I'm serious.
There's one right here.
I'm not Chinese.
You're being a piece of shit.
Oh!
Oh!
Whoa!
That is funny, bro.
Ah!
I was getting my phone through.
That's who this type L boyfriend.
What the fuck are you all typing?
What?
No.
Are we going to be showing it?
Yeah.
Hey, let me take you.
that you ever move into a concert house or are you too old like if we gave you
this entire basement would you move into the corpse like a week maybe oh that
would be a movie if we just made a setup for him and gave him a room in the
basement for an entire week. So you would pull up and he could be here for a week.
That's how you do it. You would do that?
You could become a streamer for a week.
You could become a streamer for a week.
Yes, you could stream it for a week.
Oh, shit.
This is our bowling alley, man. Go ahead and roll something.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, roll a strike.
Which is the life of this one?
I don't know, it's another weight.
Down this one.
And there's the ball breaking through.
Oh yeah.
It's not breaking or reaching.
Okay, because bowling is too, it's too bowling here to get it done.
It's still going to spare.
Yeah, it's fair, yeah.
You don't have to pretend to be bad at shit man.
You show you how it's done.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
That's enough.
I-I do.
I'm gonna throw that thing down the line.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I'll finish for you.
Finish me off, Jay.
Finish me off, Jay.
Yeah, that's our point.
I'm gonna take your screen.
Okay, one in there.
One in there.
Thanks.
Great, wonderful.
How many did you get?
Oh, eight.
Eight.
Oh, eight.
Eight.
Eight.
Eight.
Eight.
Eight.
Eight.
Hey, Dezzy, finish it up, bro.
Seven.
Seven.
Seven.
Seven.
Seven.
Seven.
Seven.
Seven.
Seven.
Seven.
Seven.
Actually, it's hot.
Are you strong?
Are you strong?
I'm so strong now.
I feel like it's actually a little hot.
I feel like that too.
Yeah, I'm going to eat.
I'm going to eat.
I'm going to eat.
I'm going to eat.
Why are you not saying for the left gunner?
Right.
The speed was not there.
Speed was not there. Maybe there was speed.
Ten miles per hour.
A strike is fifteen.
Not fast.
At least fifteen.
Really?
No, yeah, you need like minimum like thirteen to thirteen.
Oh.
Sorry.
This is alright.
Too fast.
Fast and controlled.
I can't get it.
How fast was that?
12 miles per hour.
What the hell was that?
What's this like?
I've run out of ideas.
With your head?
Yeah.
Actually, it's not a bad idea.
He could probably get...
He could do a human bone.
I feel like... I feel like you should get arrested if not.
Oh, boy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I feel like I should get arrested.
Oh, look.
Oh, that idea.
Who the hell are you?
What are you talking about?
I know, man.
Now, choose up.
Hell of a mother.
I wasn't trying to hit the pin, I was trying to get speed.
I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm a spirit, right? I'm a spirit. Oh, wait.
Here we go!
BAM!
Oh!
Hey, no, at least let's get a spirit. Finish it off with spirit.
Finish it. Finish me off.
You can't beat this.
I think we should...
I think we should...
You said what?
You want to get some more?
I'm going to get my shoes on.
Where do you play basketball?
You first.
Basketball first.
Can we get a little snack on?
A little snack?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A little snack?
A snack cabinet?
The food's awesome. I used to go and let people get full from the inside.
Yeah, but they'd stand up.
I swear, it means that it goes back.
No, no, no. The food was brought inside.
Not only two bags.
Oh.
Hey, can we eat a little something?
I always love people like to get into my snack cabinet,
but we can crack off over there.
I'm starving. I'm exhausted.
Do you want us to do good in the game?
How's my sec time?
Smells so good.
Sigh.
Okay.
Oh shit.
I think one of these ones too appeared.
Oh fuck.
You can sit down and eat.
You can sit down and eat.
Little cracker, not a bad shout chat.
A little cracker.
Little cracker, double cracker in the chat.
Are you sure we need the best ones?
What?
Are you sure we need the best ones?
Maybe.
I know.
One, two.
Chad, my question for you guys is, if you were on your deathbed
and you could pick one snack, what would the snack be that you eat before you die?
Stop, Kevin.
Good answer.
We are 70% sold out officially.
Holy shit.
It's not good.
You see, Chad?
What?
That's actually not good.
That's insane.
Well, we did 10x the amount of units so this would last a month.
The goal was for Chris Dapkamp's rock to last an entire month.
And it's not even going to last two days.
Someone said they ordered three Taka for the wrong address.
14 nice tiktok stuff posted lacy finds out he's 300 pounds like yo dude
no deadies are fucking dope
yeah he's a great guy
chat also um me and Deji uploaded a YouTube video I think today and uh it's me and his
video when I went to London I filmed a YouTube video with him so anybody's
trying to uh show love to that it's on edgy's youtube channel
make tap taps available in kawaii
that should be the house
wait wait let's play hun's kawaii
no more sacks
Bro, this is so good.
Mexican coconut water.
It tastes like a fucking milkshake.
It's really healthy as fuck, too.
Shut it off, a good son of a...
Shut up and be a good son of a...
Wait, is coconut water healthy?
Yeah.
So I just drank coconut water and sent it water all day.
I'd be healthy.
How much sugar?
I want to make sure it's all a drone.
You know what I mean?
Hey Jason!
Jason!
Is this our drone?
Yeah.
Okay.
We're about to tell them to sell cool stuff.
Oh shit!
So far, I'm gonna put out my key brush, maybe I'll put out my key brush, nah, I mean yeah, I look like you lost one of those ones.
That's actually crazy, he had a max wing.
Dude, I opened it and I was like holy shit, could I hold the box, see what the hell is in it?
Yeah, can't go wrong here bro.
You know, I just realized that a man in a relationship loses because they handle with
the girl and have to deal with the bullshit of a girl.
But if a girl makes the money, men still lose L.
What?
You know, Blaser 97, what the fuck are you yapping about, bro?
What are you guys getting into here?
Blaser 97.
You're about to go for it.
Like, bro.
I got this.
We can't come?
No.
Do you want some cagulee?
I'll leave them in a bunch, yes sir.
What's up, Scott?
Can I have some cougar?
For what?
Why do you have a cup at all?
Oh, actually...
Hey, it's really easy.
Like on the literally...
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll put it on there.
You okay? We can't eat all?
I'll meet you around. I'll meet you around. No, he's right there.
We're in the sauna.
Is it wine or a butter?
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Is it butter?
I'm sorry, it was for the...
It's butter. I'm so hungry, bro.
Thank you.
Mmm.
It was...
It was...
It was the opposite.
She's not taking your...
It was...
If a girl says, oh, your penis is perfect.
Yeah, as an insult.
That's an insult, bro.
I always get it.
Wait for it to get to the best compliment.
No, it's not.
You've got to wait for it to get to the best compliment.
Now, I hear that still on the top.
The best compliment is when she says ow.
No, no, no.
If she says ow while you're inside, that's a compliment, because that means it's so big
it's hurting.
No, no.
It's too big, it hurts.
That's what I get told.
It's too big, it hurts.
See, someone told him, oh, your penis is punctured.
Yeah.
Look, that's an insult, bro.
What's that?
The same, like, yeah, it's not.
It's not.
Look, that's an insult, bro.
What's that?
They're saying, like, yeah, it's...
It's okay.
Yeah.
It's enough.
They're like, girl, it's enough.
No, it's enough.
No, it's enough.
A girl does not want a dick.
Yeah, it hurts every single time.
Like, bro, yeah, I imagine it.
They want to come and take it.
They think she was every day.
I know, hurt, bro.
That's too big.
Okay, so what do you think is too big of a dick?
Six inches.
No, I'm gonna have to retweet that.
I think I think as soon as you hit about 6.5 or too big. Yeah, I think the perfect size
Like you your shit is too big
That's not too big
I've tried I've tried five and I've tried about seven
Seven heard a lot more
Wait, you've tried seven. Yeah
Thought a girl is in the chat like this three two big wait wait. What do you mean? How do you try seven in my ass?
Wow
He's got the fucking
70s tap-caff in his ass.
That's actually Jason, Ron, and Marlin.
So basically they're all three widely-scaled different dudes.
Right?
The picture one is Ron, isn't it?
No, it's Marlin.
Oh, Marlin's got like a 13-inch hammer.
It's like my forearm.
That's literally the night he asked me to move his penis there.
He was blessed with every good genetic.
He caught quite good.
Yeah, you did it like a month. I'm not gonna lie.
You? Are you bongin'?
That's not possible. He beat him up.
No, no, it's not possible.
No, I mean, unless what I've seen is a, uh...
No, it's not possible.
I hate hope. No, I hate hope. That's a thing. No, we're up.
It's not good.
I know exactly what you've got on.
He starts a pee, right?
It starts a pee?
You put me on.
Did you buy it?
I did buy it. I have it upstairs.
Really?
Yeah.
What?
We eat it when you open it.
I'm gonna win whatever, bro.
Okay, let's basket.
Basket.
We probably got time from one segment for Deji, bro, since either one of the other.
You pick.
What?
Eat or play basketball?
So, eat or lose weight.
Oh, fuck.
Are we going to play the world's largest seafood boy or we can play basketball?
I would.
Two be two.
Me and Klicks versus you and Jason.
I'll be low key.
I'll low key and want the seafood world.
All right, well, let's do a quick basket and then...
Okay.
I'll see you on the boat.
I can't hear you bro. Yo, this is your flight, bro.
Where's the 7th?
What's the 7th? Quick one for 7th.
Oh, no.
2D MK rules.
What's MK rules?
Oh.
Is that famous dude?
Yeah, it's him.
He beats them up with one bullet.
He makes it go to the ball in your head.
Wait, why? He beat people up?
You never seen that guy?
No, I don't think so.
You see him. You see him.
I've seen him.
Oh, W Brochamp.
We got to go.
Oh, for the basketball segment.
Wait, so people in Europe actually call basketball basket?
Yeah.
So you guys say, oh, let's go play basketball.
Yeah, sometimes we say that.
Holy, Jones.
Let's go.
That's a big skit.
Y'all call basketball weird shit.
Yeah, you ready?
Let's play some games.
Chev, vote on a pre-dict.
Who wins?
Us or Deji and Jason?
Let's make the Lacey first.
Deji and Jason.
Come on, me and you.
Let's go.
You got Lacey.
Lacey doesn't know anything but threes, OK?
And Clix is a fucking bot.
I'll see you in the garden.
Alright, what are we doing?
We doing 15 ones and twos?
15 ones and twos?
Yeah, for you.
Wait, uh, so...
What are you...
It's first of 15.
Uh, 3 is 2 points and everything else is...
No, yeah.
Okay, cool.
Are you good at that too?
I've actually never seen you play some basket, so...
Yeah, no, there's a reason for that.
Quick, don't knock the line.
Trust me, new fucking, no, give me the fucking ball.
I mean, you lost $500 already.
Okay.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, he made a harm over.
Make it, make it, take it.
Unless you don't want to shoot for it.
Oh yeah, this.
I just thought for it.
Okay, go
You guys get balled, if you miss it, we get balled.
All right, come on.
Oh, man, my fucking neck.
All right, check up.
All right, check it.
All right, wait, Deji, you want to check up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got that, you got, uh, Lacey.
We got Lacey.
You got this, bro.
Hey, first of what?
First of 15.
15.
15, damn.
Okay.
Come on.
Be right, be right.
No, what?
Deji!
That's one.
That's one.
All right, I'm here.
Deji, what the fuck?
You're dead, you wanna fuck?
Nah sorry, sorry.
Are you allergic to running?
Come on back, back, back.
I feel bad.
Oh.
Oh, Deadji.
Deadji, don't be afraid to run.
I got Wiin, I got Wiin.
See how Wiin, she got me. One out, one out, one out.
Here, if you need.
Oh my...
Oh my...
Fuck!
Fuck!
Hey!
Hey!
Fuck!
All day, all day, all day!
Ah!
It's all I've got three!
Oh, they're trying to get a clip on you.
Don't let it happen.
Yeah, it's our ball.
Fucking cookies, man.
Good shit, bitch.
Oh!
What the hell?
Ha ha ha.
I think he went.
OK.
Dead.
No, I like.
I like that leg.
I like that.
You mean leg, did you like it?
Yeah, I like it.
Our ball.
What's your thing?
It's like your ball?
Or you get air balled?
No, I like that leg.
You lagged, bro. Start the ball.
What?
Start the ball.
Say what?
You can't lag in my way.
Shoot it.
Shoot it.
Shoot it.
Fuck!
What a fucking die, bro.
You're making that.
I knew you made it.
We're doing all right, man.
Hey, you're good.
They keep missing. We're fine.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, whoa!
Whoa, that's a shot!
Yes, it is!
Whoo!
Hey!
Hey!
How long?
Seven.
Three to three?
Three-one y'all.
Yeah, three-show y'all.
Ay!
We're good, it's not three.
Let me try that.
We got three.
I have a one.
Four two, four two.
All right, four two.
I'm sorry, Genshin, but I gotta turn up now.
What do you need, Jay?
Gee.
OK, it's ready.
Little fucking baby on me.
OK.
OK.
You're right.
Huh?!
Stop, 3!
Hup!
Hey!
Hey!
Diddy?
I need help on defense, bro.
Alright.
I'll help you. I'll give you that good D.
What?!
What's the score?
5-5.
5-5.
Wow.
Turn up now.
I'm ready.
You're a good guard.
Let's go, Deji.
Come on.
Oh.
Ah!
Deji!
Deji!
6-5 us.
Deji, get him, your man.
Okay.
Daddy, get him, your man.
Okay.
Oh!
Daddy.
Oh!
Daddy.
In your face, Daddy.
Got that rebound, rebound.
My carpet.
I'm here, we need help.
You have a lane.
That's...
Whoa.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Whoa.
Step on my feet, man.
What are you doing?
I'm coming here, I'm coming here.
Hey.
Damn it, you're right.
Shoot for it.
All right, shoot for it.
Shoot for it.
Shoot for it.
You shoot.
He's shooting for it.
It don't matter.
Hey!
He's shot for it.
How many times, Desi?
Is it six five us?
Yeah.
Yeah
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Cuck.
Too bright as a.
Too quick.
Six steps.
Holy, yes!
Go, Deci.
Cuck, cuck.
Go, Deci!
Deci!
Deci, you got it?
I got it, bro.
No, dadgy, play like your life is on the line.
Hey, come on, bro.
Dadgy!
Dadgy!
Dude, I'm a fuck...
Dadgy, I don't know you dadgy, I don't know you.
No, no.
Dadgy?
Dadgy, do it. Do it.
Keep shooting that shot, bro.
Keep shooting that shot, Deji.
I want to see that man go in next time you shoot it.
All right.
Play back.
Deji?
Yeah?
We got this. Good deal.
Do we see that D, Deji?
Do you have, Deji? Do you have, Deji?
Do you have, Deji?
So I'm not fucking...
Oh, my God, Deji.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to go.
Okay, Jack, you're going to come.
I'm going to have fun. Okay,
I
Hey
You don't got a three literally a backboard machine
10-7.
10-7.
Yeah.
Come on, Daddy.
Like your life depends on the weight.
Oh!
You're really cool.
11-7.
No.
Daddy, think about the mug bang after.
Think about that mug bang after.
Now, big three mug bang.
Okay?
Okay, after that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.
Dude, the fucking lady?
Daddy, Daddy.
Please focus.
Woo-hoo.
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.
Daddy, Daddy.
You want to take a look at me?
Oh, it's not in there, though.
Take the glasses off, maybe?
Oh, the glasses off.
Yeah, yeah, yes, here.
Yes, here.
What is it?
Lock in, it's game 15.
We can win.
Hey!
Ahhhh!
Shut up!
Hell no!
What's that? Oh my gosh.
Get back there.
Get back there.
Get back there.
Get back, get back.
I got the rebound.
See ya!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
How about
No, I'm not gonna do this.
I'm gonna play deadbeat.
Alright.
Alright, this is not me.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hey!
Fuck!
Deadbeat, deadbeat, deadbeat.
Deadbeat.
Are you fucking hungry or something?
What's going on, bro?
We can double or we can go right back?
One down real quick.
Alright, okay, plus two, plus five.
Plus two, eleven.
Huh? Eleven.
Alright, eleven.
Check it out.
I actually try. You must have tried.
No, we saw, we saw, we saw.
I tried to get both?
Yeah.
Okay, sure.
You make the rules, you make the rules.
Same time.
Holy shit.
Desi, who are you guarding right now?
Who do you want? Tell me your name.
Oh
I got it, I got it.
I got it, I got it.
Say you should wear the guy you're making this.
I swear to God.
Oh, don't put it on God of this.
Wow, wow.
What's making this a cross?
I promise you a cross.
Defense, wins championships.
It's the air ball, as long as you get back on defense, we're good.
Go pass, wow, pass in there, come from me.
Defense, defense, defense, 1-0, we got this.
defense defense one zero we got this
Easy.
You said you done a fucking much, man.
Deji.
You wanna play basketball?
He's good, man.
You wanna play basketball?
You literally playing like this, dude?
You literally just run.
I'm playing 15%.
Oh, 15.
Yeah.
Turn it up.
Turn it up, Deji.
I was playing at a cheap percent, but now I'm...
Oh, shit.
Yeah, he's your body.
Oh, see, there's a body on him.
Oh!
He's your body on him.
You're heavy here, bro.
Yeah!
Is that good D?
That's good D.
Yeah, that's good D.
Good D.
You want to see more of that, Edge?
What?
That's when...
You, uh...
It's a lot of...
Okay, okay.
Thanks.
What?
Three, look at that, look at that.
Pretty gotta try.
I got Lacey.
What?
I feel bad.
I learned that from Brunson, bro, but usually he goes this.
5
6
7
8
9
10
20
30
7
11
12
12
13
14
12
16
17
17
18
29
28
29
25
30
26
28
28
1
21
I'm not worried about that.
Hey, I'm gonna see my bed.
Look at the paint.
Deggie!
Yeah, I thought you were doing your bed.
Deggie, are you?
Deggie, are you jet lagging or something?
No, I go, look, look.
Five more.
It's the one now.
Look, yeah, he's back.
Wake up, yeah.
Wake up, wake up, Deggie.
Wait, what did he do?
I'll be I'll be the brunson. I'll be the fucking brunson they need me
Yo, De-
De-
De-
Deji, the tree you like to make a wish, bro.
Lock in!
Lock in!
Deji!
No.
Oh, my God.
Deji!
De-
Ha ha ha ha!
Okay, if you make this, that ain't count.
What?
you make it in time bro
if you miss you go mug me
no no no no wait
if you miss
if you miss people boil
okay keep playing 8-1
now I got 6 actually
oh let's point some count
are you fucking out your god damn mind
He's not gonna fucking give you the ball!
That's bad.
What do you want?
One more.
Okay.
No, you got to take it.
Hey, Cork!
What the fuck?
Play it, play it, play it.
Come back for me if you don't mind.
I'm holding the job, bro.
Say we're laughing, bro.
Huh?
Say we're laughing.
We're laughing.
Oh, shit.
You can make this way, you deadass, when the game.
Okay, cool.
Top three.
Don't mind your top three.
Oh!
Oh, my God.
Okay, top three.
Ten three.
Ten three.
Do it again.
No, no, no, no.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no more.
Mm-hmm.
Come on.
Go down.
Take one.
There you go.
Come on.
Come on.
From there.
Right here.
Go, go, guard me.
That didn't work.
There you go.
Take two.
Oh!
Wow.
Let me cancel it out, actually.
Ooh.
Nice one.
It's not football.
I think I can eat better than you, though.
Let's go try it.
Let's go to fucking Seafood Boil.
Damn, maybe we should have done the Seafood Boil first.
I'm sweet.
It's hot in out here.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
It's hot out here.
We got 10 minutes for the muckbang.
10 minutes for the muckbang!
Is it set up?
Uh-uh.
What?
Let's go dump it into the pool.
Hey, you know what?
The ones behind the car or on the golf car are still good to eat.
Yeah.
It's hot.
It's not making its way.
Yeah, Michael I don't think makes this fight. No shout.
Mars, pay out!
Holy shit, you gotta grab me. I got one hand.
Oh my god, that was bad.
Jack!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Jeji!
That's me putting the bug.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh.
Oh god.
Oh fuck.
You're winning.
You know what to do, bro.
W100.
Oh my god.
The jet.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Jeji.
That's me putting the bug.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
My god, the Jeremiah Maureen.
All right, guys, put some peppers down.
Which the 100, that's your 100, Clicks.
What?
Yeah.
Is it Jermaine?
Jeremiah Maureen.
Jermaine!
Den-assan, I got 100, bro.
Jermaine with a fucking 100 bomb.
Thank you, Jermaine.
He's got me all excited.
Don't be Jermaine in the fucking chat right now.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Wait, 200?
200, Jermaine!
100?
He's got two hundred.
Hey, thank y'all for the chats over mine.
Two hundred.
Yo, Jermaine, you always be coming in, blessin'
the whole entire fucking chat.
Thank you, Jermaine.
Thank you, you go.
Oh, man, I'm 20, I need to walk my hands.
Oh, you're good.
All right, guys, can I have some water?
Yeah.
What is that? What is that?
Soap.
26-4 soap.
Thank you.
I'm good, I'm good, bro.
Me, I'm good, man.
No, you're good, bro.
I don't, I don't, I don't need more.
You're good, bro.
I don't need more.
I don't need more.
I don't need more.
Bro, you're good, bro.
Like, Lizzie, that's more than enough.
No, you can't give him soap off.
Right, it's off, right?
I promise he's off.
Make sure you wash the soap off.
Yeah, I'm trying, Lizzie, I'm good.
Lizzie.
Yeah, Lizzie.
You want to get in here, wash your hands?
Yeah.
Then you have to get in here, wash your hands.
Yeah.
Wait, wait.
There you go.
Oh!
There you go.
Wash your hands a little bit.
Get them in the sink.
Nice, nice.
Fucking soap.
Oh, that's obvious.
I can move that.
I feel like, yeah, I can't believe.
You shouldn't wash it off.
I feel like, yeah, I don't need anything.
All right.
Can I show you a little bit more, then?
I feel like it's pretty neat.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, it's not.
I think I'm turning white.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that's actually good.
Get a little bit in there.
Yeah.
That's nice.
Yeah, I think so.
I'm just going to get a little weird in my mind.
There you go.
You got five minutes for your mugs, baby.
You guys didn't do it.
But after this mugs, baby, all the time,
did you spray-gate Uber, though?
Yes.
That's a very good shot.
Very good shot, yeah.
Yeah, I think the most largest sequel boy in the world.
Yeah.
You know, in this side, for the Lions, I ask.
The most largest sequel boy in the world.
Here we go.
Should we just dump it in the pool?
I'm telling you, we need it more.
We need it more?
What?
What do you mean, we need this enough?
Bar!
Start dumping, start dumping, start dumping!
How clean is that?
Do we clean this place?
I've never done this before. This looks bad.
What?
All right.
Did people do this?
No, I didn't know.
Oh, fuck.
Y'all got this, man.
Great opening.
Oh, my God.
There it is.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
She's lying on your mouth with water right now.
What?
There.
Do you eat this stuff?
Uh, yeah, actually.
Back in Texas?
This is...
I'm not alive.
You never had it?
Never.
Hey, did you ever had a seat with Will?
No, that's not it.
That's not it.
This is the most glut in this thing I've ever seen in my life.
You're telling me I can't pick one of these up and eat it.
We're not even close to being done. Get some more eggs.
Do we have a pair of gloves?
Uh, Chad said it came with gloves.
Chad said it came with gloves, but I'm not seeing any gloves.
So I don't have any gloves.
You're fucking daddy or something well they I said should I put in the instructions it comes to love
Sped sped sped they always come across so the chat says that
If the chat says that you're gay, are you gay? Yeah, I'm gonna say
Someone's gone in there. I got hope is it normal for me to get home
Bro, I can't eat this.
What do you mean?
You want to open that?
You open that?
Uh-huh.
It just feels that for the crab.
Smells nice, man.
It's the world's largest seafood in the world.
I just got one.
I want to grab a potato.
And I can just eat it.
Yes.
You sure?
What do you mean, am I sure?
Oh, it's a bill.
huh this is a lot of seafood whoa
I just feel bad for you why oh you had a petting you at the house you don't feel
bad yeah you piece of shit that I really fit I turn into a leaf
I imagine if someone was eating us in a tinny pool
Oh, here's gloves!
Oh, here's gloves!
I'm just gonna let you straight fuck him.
Gloves anybody?
Yeah, I'll take a glove.
This smells like crap.
This is not a new rubber.
This doesn't smell like crap.
Pussy could smell like crap.
What the fuck?
Pussy smells like crap.
Oh, bro.
Bro.
Bro, what does Dick smell like?
What's big smell like?
Big?
Yeah?
Cheese?
Oh wait, spoiled milk?
I think mine.
What?
Are you... are you sugar-coated?
Yeah.
Ah, I'm litigating.
Wait, you over here?
I'm gonna get you.
There you go.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh my god, wait, this YouTube video's gonna bang!
How'd you find these... how'd you find your shit smell like?
I don't know you, I'm really...
Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not like sauce on the rib.
Yes, it's fully juice and sauce on the rib.
No sauce is it. It's Cajun garlic butter.
Oh!
Get a little...
No, no, this is perfect, man.
This is genuinely...
I love food.
I love crab.
Oh, look at the fucking lemon squeeze, boys.
boys fuck hey that's all of it oh fuck yeah all we got it this is it
fellas no more should we order more dead she's better fucking leave oh I'm
ready to get them oh this is the world's biggest seafood boy I mean I'd be
honest bit underwhelming I thought it'd be a little really we filled up an
entire fucking pool with seafood.
Literally.
Today we filled up an entire pool with seafood.
If you think you're gonna like, comment, and subscribe.
Yes!
Oh my god, bro.
Let's get that first bite in, y'all.
What are we thinking here?
We're good. We're doing quarter.
What are we doing?
This is your first time, right?
What is it? Is it a sausage?
Oh, yes. A sausage.
Sausage, Link?
Personally, I'm going right in.
I'm going right in for some seafood.
Give me a little crab leg.
Plus that need to be open.
Whoa.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, it's pretty stringent. It doesn't look like this.
Peel it. Peel it.
Oh. I know you can peel string.
These are string from the ocean.
Mmm. What is that?
Sausage.
Wait, Deji, you like seafood?
Um, I'm not a big fan.
No way.
You're gonna be after this.
We got half the ocean right here.
Oh my god.
Give it to him.
Okay.
Oh, fuck.
What do you think?
I've never had crack.
Really?
No, it's not.
What do you think?
It tastes like meat.
It is.
I think it's meat.
See if you can know.
It's a tough one.
Oh
You watch this
3 a.m. 3 a.m. You're laying in bed
I'm asking you.
I'm asking you.
No, I've never been there.
Actually, a genuine question.
I've never been to Vietnam.
I've never been to Vietnam.
Well, how would you know that?
I've never been there, so.
Yeah.
Okay.
Can I eat this whole thing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
Don't eat it.
No.
You're a poor boy.
I've been there.
I've been there.
Who taught you that?
I've been there.
Who taught you that?
I've been there.
I've been there.
I've been there.
Do you know? Do you know? Do you know?
I'm gonna let you do it. Really?
Yeah, I'm gonna let you out and...
So I do know.
Teach me something in Nigerian.
Um, ma fuetie.
Ma fuetie.
What does that mean?
I'm gonna slap you.
Oh!
Ma fuetie.
We'll try it, we'll see.
No fuetie? Oh, another one, another one.
Uh, Balwani.
Balwani.
You're actually good at that, Jay.
Yeah, I'm good at different languages.
What is this?
You get it from this, I see Matt and me, but I can't get the meat out.
You got crack there.
Oh, boom.
Oh my God, are these clams?
We've got it.
I haven't seen yet.
Dude, it's a crab, bro.
It's not going to break your hands.
I don't know what the fuck's going to happen, but you don't know.
It's not going to break your hands.
I'm going to have a piece of bread.
Hey, Deji, get in there right, bro.
This is literally where you sign, Deji.
Hey.
No, you don't like it?
I do, but...
No, you don't.
Deji, you ever had a clam?
No.
I think clams are pretty good, though.
If you like this you would literally be maul like killing this take that little piece out of that out of the shell right there
That's a piece to eat that. That's a clam
Right
It's like fish
My panties are feeding fish I grown up for good luck. Maybe that's why I'm here comes all the fish I
Oh, that was gas oh my gosh
What is that little ass egg stop fucking eating my
Hmm
I'm gonna try to come sleep over.
You want to sleep over?
You gotta come and sleep over.
No, no, no.
I don't know, look at this.
No, I'm not telling you.
I'm telling you.
When I said dead, you gotta come and sleep over.
Well, let me know when you want me to come and I'll come.
Okay, right now.
What's up, Conn?
Come.
Hmm?
Come.
I'm about next month.
Okay, deal.
Wait, you don't need me for the world cup?
I don't need it.
Look at all that meat, juicy meat in the bottom.
Get a little egg action going, boys.
Wait, what is this?
They're like a little baby egg.
It's a quail egg.
A quail egg?
What is this from?
I ate those grown eggs.
Did anybody eat this or not?
Yup.
Mm, little quail egg.
No posting asking for the guys?
Mm, I'm not myself.
Oh my gosh, give me some of this corn.
Maybe do a little like.
I don't know why I don't know.
Wait!
I want Daisy now.
You want?
Yeah.
Alright, man.
I want Daisy now, guys.
Alright, hey.
Good to meet you, bro.
Good to meet you.
Why do you drink like that?
Like what?
Syrace.
Mmm.
Drink Syrace.
It's an East Coast thing.
I love you, Daisy.
I'll see you soon, bro.
See you soon, man.
I'll walk you out.
What?
Maybe this is sick, but the talent would feel better.
No, but you don't understand this.
The way we're eating this is not how you normally would do it, right?
You would not normally have a little swimming pool of seafood.
Normally you'd get one bag,
you and Theo would sit down
and you guys would just put the gloves on and just eat a bag of seafood.
That sounds fucking disgusting.
This is better
And it's out if you're just coming to the stream we got tap caps today at 1 p.m. 70% sold out
We thought it was the last month. I don't know. I don't know. It's gonna last a week
Play the game giving me a thousand winners
I don't need a bill, but grow it!
Here, go and ask men.
Thanks a lot.
Well guys, Zedgy had to leave.
I have a feeling Jason's not coming back.
What?
At least me and you can finish this, if we boil it.
We can just all cross.
Y'all think we can finish all this chatter now?
No.
We can finish this.
We can finish this.
Y'all let me finish all this chatter now!
I think, no we will.
You're playing screen because you like lean over and then the floor and grab one out like that.
Little spicy here.
Oh yeah, dead last, dead last, dead last.
No, we need like, you know how boxers have like, all water guys in your corner?
I feel like I need someone in my corner just like squirting water in my mouth and then we get a little thirsty right now.
Hey Lito, can you pull me up some water?
On the left, please.
Oh, let's go.
No.
You got everyone in here try to finish it I call it gilly ladies
I've got gilly ladies pull up for a little muck bang, mucker banger
Oh my gosh
You little bong?
I'm good bro
I don't have these ones, I'm an ear and a Pennsylvania
Actually, actually, hold on back.
Erie, Pennsylvania, just got a crab boil spot
called the Boiling Crab.
They just got it this year.
Is this good to eat?
It looks a little funny.
What?
What is that?
It's a little darker.
I don't know.
Fuck it.
Listen, bro, if it's from the sea,
this is the rule I go by.
Yeah, let me hear it.
If it's from the sea and you can see it, you can eat it.
That's great, fucking.
I love it how they see it.
I'm on this thing called a seafood diet.
I'm gonna save my time.
Say, do you want some?
What he said?
I don't have any relations.
He literally just texted me and he said, do I have that term?
Yes, don't pull up.
Layers, of course.
There we go.
Let him eat up.
You want some?
Oh my God, look at all that crab jack.
I'm in heaven right now!
Alright, it's Halloween dinner after this, bro.
My legs, pull up. We have a little bit of extra food if you want some.
Bring Gilbert, too.
Oh, you heard that?
Oh!
Oh!
Brother, over the food is crazy.
It's delicious.
Oh, shit, dude.
I'm trying to get swayed, bro.
Is this good for you?
Yeah.
It's all approaching.
Really?
Good carbs.
This right here is all good for you.
Because anybody, it's all meat, it's all protein, it's all straight from the earth.
But it's still a couple eggs, it'll be fine.
Cool.
Back to it all, Jack. This is actually a healthy eats.
It's a healthy mukbang.
Well, we should be doing this weekly.
Yeah, let's just spend fucking $1,500 on food weekly, fuck it.
Wait, how much on this?
I would get a $100 each.
I would get a $1.75.
You're rich.
That's not a work phone.
No, it's not.
I would just eat this shit that's easy to eat.
Y'all, look inside the shell.
That's from the ocean.
Laze, we got a little bit of extra food.
I'm your uncle, I'm your man.
I'm the world's largest seafood buffet.
I'm gonna throw up, please.
I can't even remember if I have enough of one beer.
I don't want you to ruin your shirt.
You gotta wear a babe and you gotta wear gloves, bro.
That's a good point, bro.
I'm telling you, bro, it's worth it.
I want a big one.
I'm gonna go for all this crab.
Ready to chat?
Watch this.
I'm gonna crack this crab and the piece of meat
that's gonna come out of it.
Oh, please, please be a clean pool.
Oh, that was crazy.
That's a clean pool, 10 out of 10, Max win.
You put in a little bit of sauce.
You're looking for it?
Yeah, I'm looking for it, yeah, I'm looking for it.
I'm getting a little full of it.
Yes, I am looking.
I got him getting full too.
But we gotta finish this
Some water
world's largest seafood boil with Jason Clicks the veggie
How many views is this YouTube video again, be honest?
Did these videos actually cook?
310 at the moment.
What is that?
It's like really good.
Oh, sure.
Okay, well you can at least sit in the top.
Yeah, let's have a great conversation.
Okay, now what?
I don't know, let's fucking...
You're dead, you're still here?
That dude is not making his place.
Bro, he's actually gonna end up coming back here.
He's gonna know where to go.
For sure.
Oh, come on now, Linda.
I'm not gonna get it.
Come on.
Crack halfway through.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you find a long one, a long juicy one, and you crack halfway through...
This is good for you?
Bro, everything in here is protein.
Everything in here is good for you, bro.
I'm not even drawing.
Jason, you do it again?
Yeah.
Jason, welcome back to the mukbang.
Hey, we are back.
Yes.
Welcome back to the mukbang, bro.
What was up?
Please, do you want to get my little crab some crab?
Right there.
We hold.
We hold.
Got a quail egg you're about a quail egg me either
Actually
Yes it is.
That's the thing about it, think about this.
The meat is all on the outside, the sauce and the butter is all on the outside.
That's true too, but it's mainly on the outside.
Dude, who's leaving their joke in the fucking...
The joke is on this side.
I'm going to deep in there if you want to know that.
Oh, y'all left the fucking potatoes in there.
Oh, I see what you're talking about, man.
I'm trying to see what you're talking about.
Oh, can you stop being a little ass kid and wipe your fucking mouth?
Dude?
I'm in heaven right now.
I don't understand.
Anybody got any, like, um...
What?
Bro, anybody got any, um...
No.
Any what?
Any water?
Uh-uh.
The crab?
The crab cracker.
You got it, you did it.
Dude, you did it.
Oh, awesome.
Sorry.
You're looking forward to the fights of the day?
No, I didn't.
It was good.
I'm trying to, huh?
I'm glad I was there.
It was a good fight.
Um...
Probably yours, bro.
Probably yours and...
Action politics, yeah.
Action politics is good.
Probably the best dude.
Yeah.
Probably the best fight.
Probably the best fight.
Probably the best fight.
That's big.
You up into the ring next
I'm getting a ring of depression right
You don't have to compensate for a number of things right number one
Or loss because if I did end up losing that would be like infinite or loss
I'm telling you exactly so what or would you lose it now?
Losing a fight
All the infinite or a loss is it?
But like for you my favorite to wait and I go in and lose a fight infinite or a loss
It's a bit different
Um, and then number two
You gotta understand that my face gets messed up and punched on like I lose a lot of I lose a lot of model gigs
So you have to it would have to compensate for that. Sure. You don't have to compensate
I
Seen a fucking tabcap meeting
I've seen a single girl
Yes
There were actually a lot of girls
Yeah
Yeah
You were dead you for 10 minutes. I was munching
Yeah, we gotta finish this. You know what he said he said he can't crack the crab legs because he happens. Yes
Yeah, I heard
Sissy shit is that you don't
Oh my god
Water me down a little bit
Yeah
That is not water in me yeah, okay, I guess it's water to me down. He said like you were in the corner, bro
I'm just putting my mouth, but you put the water bottle on my mouth, please
What the fuck is this motherfucker?
Why is there a cool bit of a fucking...
Thank you, Ralph. Thank you, Ralph.
I'll leave it on to Sam, Ralph.
I'm gonna use your chat back in, Ralph.
After the round.
I'll give that back to you.
Yeah, you got it.
Oh, you should have.
You're gonna have to tap, tap, tap back in.
Oh, Bangor, I'm leaving over.
Uh-huh.
Tap, tap, tap, tap.
Tap, tap, tap, tap.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I'm chasing the weed, tap, tap.
I'm coming soon.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Calm down, man.
We want to do a streamer job every creator who's gonna drop a percentage of your sales
How is your crab on your nose?
No, I'm in an intense match right now. Let me be
This is the craziest one
How many calories do you think this is?
Over 10K?
What?
20.
It's just a little bit skinny.
Sodium.
Yeah.
That should add to that being a sauce, bro.
If it was a straight crab, not that much.
You think?
No.
But this angle looks insane.
It was a lot of protein.
Bro.
You look insane.
It's really like you're going to water.
What do you mean?
Relax a little bit.
It looks like they're fucking out of order, bro.
This is his doing it right here.
He's had a box of mesh.
A little bit
She's had a box mess. This is my box measure Lacey first world's largest seafood boy. Look at this
Holy fuck demon
I'm doing this web I'm gonna sweat it
I think we, I think we gotta say it over and over again.
Me and Taobao for Lazy is getting serious, man.
I think we need a copyboard for the whole minute.
One's around over, one's around over.
15 more seconds.
Okay, I love you, love you, love you.
Leave everything in the fucking kitchen.
Leave everything in the kitchen.
Leave it all in the kitchen.
Leave it all in the kitchen.
One, three, two, one.
Ahhh.
Back, back, back, back, back.
Please, water, water.
Water.
Come on, please, bro.
Talk to me, talk to me.
Water him up, water him up.
Talk to him, talk to him, talk to him.
Yes, yes.
You're good, you're good.
You're good, you're good.
Talk to me back to the window.
Don't forget your training.
Don't let your training just go off the window.
Look at my mouth, look at my mouth.
Don't let your training just go off the window.
Hey, pull us back right now, man.
Why you looking up?
There's some good stuff.
Any advice, any advice for next time?
Don't let your training go off the window.
Remember what we learned?
Keep eating good, keep playing your game, get to it, bro.
You know
I feel like you're
It's a mindset
W fuckin hunger in a channel
We're not in the stream until lacy finishes this fucking kid
I
His dead ass is we try to do the world's largest pizza we failed but this is actually the world's largest seafood boil
I don't think anybody's done it bigger than this
There's a generation. There's a generational type
You like Jimmy Butler, I'm gonna do a quail egg
Yellow sauce is never quail egg
Oh my god, I'm loving the quail eggs. What is a quail?
Well the bird
Oh, I should be eating this
Dude
That's just a hard to say here's not packing. That's a bird bro. There's a bird
Jason you're supporting that I see the looks in your eyes. I want to do it too. I
Got it from my fucking bedroom, bro. I mean
I got it from tapcaps I love it who got it from tapcaps and then I pulled the rare one
Yo, bro, what's your fucking elbows off the kitty home?
I gave him a shake.
Lock in bro.
It's you versus you. It's you versus you right now.
Holy, holy lock in bro. Holy SDAIs bro.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Good luck.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm not gonna lie bro. My tap, man.
No, we can't tap.
What's your pussy tapping out?
We can't tap, we can't tap, bro.
I can't fit, it's gonna put him on stomach, please.
Well, you can't tap out the seafood, bro.
You gotta get back in, tap back in.
Well, tap back in, please.
Why do I hear a fucking un-attempt?
This is actually fucking goyslop.
This is genuinely, this is a sin, what we're doing right now is a sin, this is literally
gluttony.
It's just full on gluttony.
This is a one out of ten is what it is.
This is a one out of ten.
You have to eat a potato like an apple and then it'll be one out of ten.
That's how it is.
Like just eat a potato like an apple.
We're going to get a whole bad bite out of this.
And they get to get all the way to the close up.
There's no crunch in that.
That's a good potato though.
That's my sausage action.
I need a towel.
I need a towel.
I can't hold it.
I can't hold it.
Come on.
What are you from?
I don't know.
I don't care for them.
They're on the floor.
They're on the floor.
Floor on them.
No, we're going for him.
We're fucking game time.
Water, water, water, water!
That's where we got you brother.
Great, great, great.
Round three!
I'm about to like see genuinely, but this is like...
This is starting to get fucking disgusting.
You fucking pussy! Why are you slowing down?
You tapped out 15 minutes ago because I'm a pussy
My parents are not alive I
Would eat the whole thing because my parents taught me not to waste food exactly
So I got to sit here and eat the whole thing. You talking about oh Jason Jason eating a whole ocean always eating all the shrimp brother
He's the worst animals
You ever had pig liver? Pig liver? Or blood?
Well, I ate camel dick. What?
I didn't eat camel dick. Camel dick? Yeah.
That's fucking disgusting, man. I ate camel dick.
I just generally started to get fucking nasty.
What about the jelly?
Maybe a little corn bite?
Wash it down with some corn? Not a bad shot at all.
which there's a little bit more crab in here dude we ate all the crab we actually
didn't waste food
I mean there's a lot of
Oh
oh
oh
oh max win
holy fuck max fucking win
I'm not gonna lie I've never seen you more locked in
Actually a max-win get an extra snow crab find it at the bottom of the pool.
I think you should tweet after this.
Tweet what? Locking?
That was a fucking slob, bro.
I gotta go play Screams, bro.
I'm a fortnader.
I can't believe you paid someone fucking $40,000.
I can see this with you.
I mean, that's genuinely sad.
Yeah, because we're gonna win.
I'm investing in myself.
Think about it.
You pay up.
8.30.
Wait, what time is it?
Well, it was close.
You know who got scrims, bro?
Yo, can you question asshole?
He skipped his tournament today.
Wow.
I mean, it doesn't matter. He's probably not gonna win.
What the fuck do you think you're talking about?
I mean based on the fucking 30 times you've played
Your thing and you just haven't won like how was that your thing if that's like if Lacey was bad
That's not first buddy, I've never tapped out of an eating competition in the first 30 seconds
second
Is there until you actually fucking win
So you think you know
Heard you say that like
I think I'm done, Jay.
No.
I think I'm done.
No.
No.
I think I'm tapping out.
No, no, no.
I think I'm tapping out.
No, no, no.
Think about the fucking one out of ten mutt me.
Oh, my god.
Bro, let's just talk about a different subject.
OK, let's do subjects.
OK, what's a different subject?
I'll give you a subject, bro.
Just chat.
Give subjects.
Just chat.
Let's fight.
You want to fight?
You want to fight?
I want to fight.
That would be a good matchup.
Clips.
He's not fighting you, bro.
You want to be fucking with me, right?
I need to lose like 30 pounds or you got to gain 30 pounds.
Wait, we just meet somewhere in the middle.
We would genuinely bring back content for your boxing game.
I'm not even gonna draw on that.
Why do you play Neon?
I don't play Neon.
I'm first place, that's not fair.
Oh, Neon's boxing!
He's killing him.
Neon's taller than...he's a little taller.
He's got a longer reach, yes, but he's, he's, he's probably weighs like one, one-third, I'd say.
I'm one-three-five, man.
Yes, if Neon had three months of training.
Well, a short one, 45 is different than a tall one-third.
If Neon had three months of training and actually trained, I think him and Jason would be in the play.
If he did be serious.
I'm in.
I'll box Ray, Joe.
Ray?
Mm-hmm.
I'll do two.
Don't Ray and Neon want to fight?
Why don't you get Ray and Neon to fight on your car?
I'm not fighting, unless they each get a fucking trillion dollars, so...
Oh, yeah. My bud is not there.
The only way I would fight is, there's one or two ways.
If I truly had hatred for someone and wanted to, like, murder them, I would fight for free.
Do you have hatred for anyone?
No, that's the things I don't. I don't have hatred for anybody.
I'm gonna do it.
No.
No?
No.
Oh, he's already made it.
Yo, you fucked this.
What?
Wait, how do I go to the spot?
That's what it tells me.
The code?
We actually ate the fuck out of this sequel.
We ate the fuck out of the sequel, boy.
Yeah, we did, I think. The fuck out of that sequel, boy.
You did, man. You did, you did.
You did. You ate a lot. You actually ate a lot.
I actually did. Well, Jason was going with everything.
Oh, fuck.
I mean, yeah, it's a wrap this was
Largest seafood
Video man, how about it like subscribe and comment if y'all want to see this mukbang again?
Yes, you want to see more mukbangs of the world's largest series make sure to let us know down below pizza
We're literally saying that world's largest pizza. We'll get this phone time table with pizza next up
Me and Jason are building the world's largest pizza
Yeah, let's be honest if we get you up a month or now said you don't pull up
Let's do the wars on his pizza. Yeah, I mean you honestly probably wouldn't be in LA
Why don't I go to LA for fun?
Dude, okay, you're literally you guys are the only reason I'll be that good come to LA. I hate it here
Imagine this though. I don't like no here. Yeah, here now. Actually. I actually have a problem here. Imagine you move in
For a month to the courier house
and you actually completed your goal in 1-0 less FNCS.
I see.
It's like the broad winning WFBA championship.
I mean, that's fucking bullshit.
You literally haven't won a single FNCS, man.
I think Wes might be your playing field.
You might have to drop out to the team.
I love you, bro.
It was good seeing you, man.
It was good seeing you.
Wait, was it really that bad?
Yeah, it's probably.
It's like you playing the NBA.
The fucking dog shit.
That's what I can actually do.
I think I didn't start with the win and then go
That's what I'm saying. Usually people start in like the college leads are the G to get a negative
What a championship
He retired
Okay
No, I think you actually have to think about what in fortnight scraps the FNCS concept
It's not
Make a scrap the FNCS concept and go into a new style of turn of it and then you
That's why you have to win now
You got a lot of you you got to put the time you have to work in
No more it is bullshit of oh, I'm trying I'm grinding no you're not
Obviously not hard enough.
I should have been here.
I'm not a person who learns the motivation in your head.
I should have been fucking eat-outs just now.
I'm not a full word.
Fuck you guys.
Fuck everything.
But that's stupid.
I'm not a full word motivation in your head.
Listen, I'm a word motivation in your head.
You say you're grinding.
You say you're giving it your all.
No, you're not.
You're not.
Because if you were giving it your all, you were about to win it by now.
So clearly there's more you can give.
And time's ticking, bro.
You're an hourglass.
You're 21 years old.
playing against 15 year olds in FNCS.
I think I've heard this fucking...
I need you to go, I need you to lock the fuck in, I need you to win once.
There's no point in telling you this, you're just gonna fucking lose, bro.
See, that's what people think.
Hey Mark, clip this shit?
Yeah.
Clip it.
Honestly, use it as a motivation.
And then the second I fucking win, we're gonna play this clip on stream.
How many times have you said that?
How many times?
It's better.
You see the texture right there?
Every FNCS BMC.
Holy shit.
Oh my God.
That's kind of like a chair, but it was you.
Documentary for me to win for literally the past four years
That documentary is not gonna drop until it's all until you win. Yeah
It's gonna be six hours
Ten hour documentary
Chatter y'all watching a clicks for a documentary
I wonder if there's a good one in the bell.
Yes, my host got a saying 100% of watching.
Yes.
I'm gonna be honest, when I get off the documentary,
I'll watch it too.
Yes.
But you gotta get a win so that it actually
completes the documentary.
I will, I will.
But, all right, we're not fucking at the CS talk.
Appreciate you guys for having me.
Appreciate you for having a great tapcast session.
We're not done yet.
We're not any shimmy to the egos.
I'm in the stream.
Am I getting, can I get out of here?
If y'all rockin' the scissors for it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, I'll host you.
You look at the camera, you say.
Creatures 2.0 drop available right now, tapcab.com.
Creatures 2.0 available right now at ttapcab.com.
You gotta say more, you gotta say more, you gotta say more.
Yo, guys, tap.
And you gotta tell everybody to go buy a tapcab right now,
because something will sold out.
Nope, I hate that.
Yep.
Tapcabcreatures.com.
No.
Bro, come on over.
Topcap.com, the new creature's drop is out right now.
Yep, it's almost sold out, go buy it.
It's almost sold out, 60% sold out, buy it right now.
And if you buy one, you have a chance to win a free PC.
If you buy one, you can buy a PC.
No, not buy a PC.
No, restart, restart.
And if you buy one, you get a free PC.
Let's start, let's start, let's start.
Come on, bro, you're looking fucking awesome, right?
I do wanna win.
If you buy an FNCS win.
You think you're funny.
You think you're funny.
I'm dead.
You think you're funny.
No, I am Jeff.
Jeff, you got CTD, bro.
Topcat.com, new Cruiser Jack.
60% have been sold.
Buy it now before it's too late.
Here we go. Okay, there it is.
There it is.
Oh my God.
Are you good at that?
Three, two, one.
Four.
One more, real quick.
I'm just gonna tap that jar.
Oh, I got my balls.
My bites.
My bites.
I feel like the Darth Maul.
Where's the Darth Maul?
Give me his phone.
Give me his shoes.
The light paper.
I'm tapping out, bro.
I'm out, bro.
Hey, if you all enjoyed this video,
make sure to like, comment, and subscribe.
Subscribe.
Yes, sir.
And let us know what world's largest mukbang y'all want us to do next.
I want to make a pizza.
Let's make a pizza.
What do you do?
We need to give away the PC that we promised about at the end of the stream.
Can you do it?
Oh my god, that's good.
You know what you see?
I thought TK was doing it, no?
Or you guys have a pick.
We did a separate one.
Bro, can we just scan it?
I don't scan.
Oh god, go on X Picker?
Let's just go up here and let everyone know.
No, I don't go on my shit already.
I don't know.
You're not going to miss it.
You're not going to miss it.
No, LJs is one.
Say Wallahi bro, say Wallahi.
I'm fucking joking.
Seriously, no?
No, no, no, we don't have time.
We don't have time for this shit bro.
No, no, no, no.
No, we, Klitsch has to leave.
Klitsch has his second dinner of the fucking LA trip.
Because this dude goes to dinner every night.
You go to dinner every night.
You do go to dinner every night.
Me? When?
You know, I'm not gonna lie, you're gonna piss me off right now.
Like what?
I'm not gonna make you, I'm not gonna make you.
Oh, you're gonna really just get me in the mood.
Really get you in the mood with some alcohol.
And then, you're gonna want to suck this dick.
It's not gonna work out.
Check your wrists.
Oh my God.
Yes, he can bro, bro, you gotta understand Jason he deserves you. He almost knocked out by Asian Jeff
I was nowhere near getting knocked out. Who's in my face bro? You see anything on my face?
I saw a POV of Redify that Redify reported and posted.
And he hit me with one.
He hit you with that one.
No, on the Redify POV.
I swear you see you go like this.
I did stumble, but...
Wait, can you actually keep fighting?
When you get knocked down in the sun, what do you think he's running for?
He's calling your name.
Yeah, I got it, I got it!
Go upstairs!
I need that rain, man!
Don't think I forgot!
Yeah, you gotta do this giveaway for this free PC.
Come on, hold up.
I'll get this one.
Next Monday is a curie.
W-200!
Come on, guys.
I don't fuck up.
Now look, I'm a fucking emperor!
You ever did subs?
You ever did subs, Jack.
Did I ask you to put it?
Jack, did I ask you to get 200?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe you can run more ads, people with subs.
I don't know if I did.
Oh my god, I did.
Holy shit.
Who did it?
Who gifted me 200?
Don't tell me it was German again.
I don't fucking know.
German?
Wait, hold on.
I gotta hand it on here.
Let's see if it's not...
All right.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
I don't know.
But but do me a favor stop posting those selfies on your IG story where you fucking
I'm like, what are you doing today, he's like, I don't know, probably a photo shoot got something to close.
I don't know.
Which is the one person from?
One person that is following TAC guys.
So go to the, here, click left cam.
Huh?
Rocky offered Arc 40k to leave Lacy to duo with him.
Wow, what the fuck?
OK, go to the TapCap official.
Chat, we're giving away a PC right now to one person that
has followed TapCap official and liked and commented on the
recent post right there.
You got to like and comment on this recent post.
We are about to give away a free PC.
Literally, in one second.
And go buy a tapcap at tapcaps.com right now.
Right now.
OK, now go to Xpick.
Go to what?
Xpicker.
What did you call me?
Xpicker.
Yeah.
No, click that.
This?
Yeah, yeah.
Click fucking assistance.
I'm gonna sponsor you for the rest of those.
Three year old?
Okay.
Must follow Tap Cap Official.
Wait, so must what?
Must follow Tap Cap Official right here.
Must follow Tap Cap Official.
All right, now don't pick it yet.
Chat, are you guys ready?
Yes or no?
Or, what's that?
Last calls to try to enter into the giveaway to win a PC.
You need to like this tweet?
You have to like this tweet.
comment on this tweet and then follow TapCaps on Twitter.
Also, here, poke the IG giveaway,
because that one's bigger than this by mom.
It is?
Yes.
What's the IG giveaway?
PC, the XL blind box.
Instagram.com slash.
Tap call.
Tap cap.
Tap caps would ask me.
There we go.
There we go.
Maps, and is that one right there?
This right here?
Yeah.
Oh.
I'm not logged in.
Fuck buddy, I'm not logged in.
Hold on a minute, I'm gonna find a glitch.
Here we go.
Okay.
Jack, this one's a lot bigger than the other one.
Go on Instagram.
All you need to do is literally like, follow, and comment,
and we're gonna give away a PC plus the full entire drop,
including anti-slime guarantee.
Holy shit.
I know.
And then we have a signed TapCap Collector's Seating Kit
for second place.
Third place is the first ever TapCap XL line box
that we showed.
Oh, wow.
So this one's, this one's big.
Guys, this is the Instagram giveaway right here.
If y'all want to enter into the Instagram giveaway,
we're also gonna be drawing this, okay?
That's gonna be, I think that's gonna be 48 hours,
48 hours 48 hours we're doing that and but for right now the main thing we're
doing right now is this tweet okay right now you like it comment and you have to
follow tap-cap official on Twitter just follow this page right here and then we
are going to run a random in one minute you should do like what we like like and
reply. Like and reply. Like and.
You don't understand. Just do like and like and. Wait a minute. Maybe you can do both.
Huh? Oh, like pick winner, like and or retweet. So do, yeah, just do those two.
Okay, there we go. Okay. There we go. Do we run it?
No, hold up. It's wait. Okay.
Chad, are y'all ready? Chad, ready?
The winner to a PC is going to be...
Do we want any of this one?
No, no, no.
You good?
Yeah.
You want it?
Account should not be older, should it?
Account older than one month, yeah.
One week.
One week, fuck it.
Minimum tweet count any.
Oh, shit.
Latest tweet any.
Minimum followers 100?
Oh, shit.
Oh, wait, we have this off.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Zero.
Okay.
No, no, no.
All right.
Last call.
Last call, chat.
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I'm spamming it.
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We are about to dry in two, in like one minute.
One minute.
My Uber's here.
Okay.
Shall I refresh?
Refresh, refresh.
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So 500 more people can enter the giveaway.
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For our PC giveaways are the best thing in the world.
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I'm dead ass about to win.
I'm spamming it.
What are the chances?
One out of 5,000 chances someone wins.
Yeah.
However many likes it is.
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Oh, he's jacked. Let's just triple check, let's triple check
to make sure he's follows me. He retweeted it. He retweeted it and he liked it. There
it is. Did we save her plots too? I don't know if there's a way to check this.
Did we say?
Oh, it's about it's about one.
It's about not rigged.
W tap caps like any commented.
He did.
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Well, we had zero follows.
Wow.
Joining February 2026.
He's valid.
That's months ago.
That's valid.
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I'm going to go.
My Uber is about to go.
Wait, how do I rate Jason?
Ooh, like this.
I'm only rating Jason.
Wait, click maybe disconnect, no?
No, that's kind of.
Enclabber, yeah, that's good.
It's not going to edit anything.
It shouldn't end our chat.
No, I know, but then, but I don't know if I think it's
going to close the tab, yes.
Yeah, I'm logged in.
Where?
I logged in on the end content.
Yes, what I'm talking about, I don't know how to get there.
Switch.
Switch tracker.
Switch.
Yes, there we go.
Okay, my chat, I will see you guys tomorrow for FNCS.
I'll see you all y'all tomorrow for FNCS.
W fuckin' stream.
W weekend, Michael Lai.
Oh, what the fuck.
Slash Ray Jason.
Is it the Wii?
Boom.
Lacey Shao, I fuckin' love you guys like always.
Bro, thank you guys for having us.
Thanks Shao, I'm gonna catch y'all.
I'm gonna go play Scrims.
Thank you guys for all the fuckin' support here.
Wait, do you guys can get into the Scrims at it right now?
Or do I gotta wait till 8.30?
Or am I supposed to not wait till 8.30?
You can probably get in the now, Michael Lai.
Maybe that's all right.
Not about Shao.
Alright chat, I love you fuckers. I'll see all you guys tomorrow for FNCS with Venno. Yes, sir
I'll be fucking Vino, Laci's chat. See you guys later. I love you guys. I love you guys
I love you guys. I love you guys three two one
You want to click that right?
Good
All right, bro, no you click no you click
Thank you, Laci's chat. I fucking love you guys
I just texted Arc, I don't know.
He's typing, he's typing, he's typing, he's typing,
he's typing, he's typing, he's typing, he's typing,
let me ask.
I hear Ron's car?
What do you mean you hear Ron's car?
You know, I'm not gonna lie,
if y'all are in this chat right now
and y'all wanna fuck me, just say me.
That's right, clean this up so you can actually clean it.
Yeah, can you clean up a little bit?
Yeah, I see.
Okay, y'all are gonna get a Drew cleaning cam,
while I go pee real quick.
Wait, Chad, there's a bunch of extra tap caps.
Two more for him.
Here, we have this one right here.
Moonbite.
Ghost.
Chad, I actually don't know what to do.
I have like 300 tap caps in my room.
What should I do with all of them?
Should I resell them on the black market?
No, but I'll sell them.
What's the name of this one?
Give them to mods?
I'll actually ship some to some of the mods.
I'll ship some to maybe like JD, Snowy,
Franklin if you're anti-con.
I don't know if we ship them,
but I'll see what I could do.
Hey, fuck Snowy and fuck JD, I put that on New York City, bitch!
Give anti-cond and anti-slime nabs, not a bad shout actually.
We totally can't ship to Africa.
So, I don't know how we're going to...
Oh, yeah.
Wait, how could we send it to you?
Check calm? Okay, let me check calm.
Oh, God!
Put him back there, put him back there.
Brother what are you doing?
Bro! It literally fell apart!
You can't hold it from the top!
You just missed the ultimate clip for him, bro.
I could have just lashed out on you, bro.
Bro, can I try and drop it again?
Yeah, drop it again.
The whole scene, ask where I can put this and I'm gonna freak out on you, okay?
Well, I think I left this here for us.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
Like right over there?
So then my back wall can just be filled up when they come out.
Here?
Dude!
There's no way you just broke that!
Bro!
That's not my fault!
What do you mean that's not your fault?
Dude!
I was literally holding the carrier!
You carried it over there and were carrying this and dropped it!
Even if it's not your fault!
Bro, look at the little tapkins. You can hold it like this.
It doesn't matter! That's not those art ouches!
You can't, you'll get those art ouches!
Out, you have to be like,
bro, we got those custom made to show,
so I can have them back when I said it,
and you just broke the whole thing.
What do you mean it's always your fault?
You dropped it.
How is that my fault?
You dropped it.
That's not my fault, look, I put it back together.
You can't just put it back together.
You can't just put it back together.
I put it back together, bro.
I'm not a tourist camera, but it's banky,
like I always do.
Don't spank me.
Pull your pants down.
Bro.
Pull your pants down, bro.
Stop.
Pull it down.
One, two, three, four, five.
Ow!
MC.
I think I actually broke it.
Did you actually?
Let me see, let me see.
Did you actually broke it?
We could definitely just super-release it.
No, Drew!
Oh!
It is broken, you've fully broken it.
No, wait, what if we put it in the right order?
But it's not like, where does it align, like this, right?
Well, Drew, I actually broke it this time.
Good at GG, bro.
I mean, as long as it goes on, it doesn't have to click.
as long as this goes on in the back and the other one comes out.
So you want me to keep it or glue it?
I mean, you only have to glue it. Just try to like set it on there.
I don't understand how to do a spring one.
Just try to set it on there.
Yeah, I could just get rid of the spring and then it's like this.
Look.
I mean...
Sure, fuck yeah.
Put it in the back and then put the glue in the back too.
And then we also have this one as well.
Yeah, that one's actually fine. It's not broken.
Yeah, this one too.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm cooking.
Yes, I want these in the back like remove from their bricks and put these there. Oh, wait a minute. There we go
Well, let me see that one bro, which I'm telling y'all when these come out this shit
It like you guys know how much I love collection collecting stuff and collectibles like look at my room
Bro, these are actually going to go crazy with the collectors and people who want to collect stuff.
These XL, these are insane. Look at this.
It's so crazy.
When I don't, bro, an issue with these is we can make them one at a time right now,
but we need, we're trying to get the machine made that can like mass create these.
But, we already said it, but when these do come out,
they're gonna come in mystery boxes.
So you're not gonna know what you're pooling.
You're not gonna know what you're pooling,
so it's gonna be just like the little ones.
It's gonna be mystery, and you're gonna unbox it,
and it's gonna be a big one.
We just gotta figure out how to get these made.
How much are they gonna be?
We don't know.
Oh my God, we're in scrims!
We got scrims!
So I gotta see if the cyber tech works in a garage?
Yeah, you can try.
We got scrims with ARC right now.
Mods changed title to something like pro scrims,
practicing with ARC for FNCS.
Game five.
It's game time, bro.
I'm done playing games.
I'm done playing games.
I'm about to kick ass in this Fortnite shade.
I'm about to kick ass in this Fortnite shade.
Oh my gosh, I have no headset battery.
Well I need a new headset.
Wait, it says it's fully charged, but it doesn't turn on.
DRILL!
Calling Drew.
He's not answering.
He's not answering.
Yeah.
Yo.
What?
Yeah, yeah, my headset will work you have another one or a headset I can use
Yes, it won't work I
Need it now no, Drew I need it now Drew I need it now
No, but I need it right now because me and arc are about to play this tournament. We're about to play this
We're about to play FNCS pro scrims brother. We're gonna play pro scrims
No, you actually do it now because there's 86 people we're about to be in a game wait, I got to get arc on discord
Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry wait arc. I need your discord. Oh
Oh my god, chat.
Chat first official pro scrim.
Tap cats are sold out?
No, they're not.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Not even possible.
Bro, I did has have no headset.
even though it says that it's full battery.
Ewok couldn't hear, deal with it?
I don't know what to do.
I, Chad, I really don't know what to do.
ARC is live?
Oh, shit.
I added you.
Oh my god, yes, yes.
Is that headset?
The door is a ass, to be honest.
It's full run, so.
Can you order me a new one of the headsets I have?
Wait a while.
I need that headset.
That headset, bro.
Chad, facts are, though, when you're gaming professionally, that, like the headset you
uses very important to hearing sound issues.
I know it's charging, it exists though, right?
What do you mean?
No, it doesn't charge.
It doesn't work.
Look, put it in there and it'll say it's at one bar.
So that means they're dead and it needs to charge?
No, because I had it charging all night and it's still at one bar.
It's broken completely.
Like this one right here was in there all night, the battery I had in there,
and it says it's dead.
You sure you want to just order a new one and not let it charge?
Yes, they're $60.
You should order a new one.
No, it's $300.
Okay, I said yes.
The mic has duct tape on it.
That's because of the logo
Someone couldn't you couldn't show a logo for like a phase add
See one battery it doesn't work. It's a three. Where do you see three? Where does it say three right here?
Yeah, but look look it says it says it says it says it says it's a three right you put it in
Doesn't turn on because the headset's broke
Alright, how do I get this? Where do I plug this one into?
The audio jack?
How's it even going to reach?
How's it even going to reach?
How long? Why would it even reach?
How's it even going to reach? It's going to fuck me up completely!
Why would it even reach?
Put it on your head? Is it on your head?
Yeah, it's in, it's in, it's in.
Okay.
What's the name of this headset?
Sceo Series.
Checking y'all here. Oh
Hell no, I need that I need my headset stable fat and although don't call me that I'm not stable fat and although let me call our car
Hello, wait, yeah, well I can't hear you on
Hello, yo, hello, can you hear me bro?
Yeah, yeah, you're good come on is game time. Oh listen mom tell you
Alright, I'm gonna teach you so much. You just gotta listen. What do you have to teach me?
Bro, you just gotta not get hit like
Okay, like I don't know how to explain it. Okay game. It's gonna be like tough though
No, no, no different from like the ones you play with Higgs. Listen, it's not gonna be tough
I'm telling you right now. I'm a quick learner. I'm a quick learner and me and you together. This is a dynamic duo
Where are we landing? Are we landing heat wave?
Crossed flats. Okay, that's fine.
Shout out to all of you on my dick today, okay?
You all are going to understand I am learning this,
I am learning the new season and Arc's going to teach me, okay?
Okay, Arc, can you, can you,
Can you tell me what your expectations are for us this season?
At least top five
That's what I like to hear. I like that company's
You know that's it. We can win that
Yeah, cuz do I
All you have to do is just make sure you don't get hit and then I could win the game
I hear Len Len on this
Nice nice nice I am letting you know I'm not on my normal headset right now so my awareness
might not be as good as normal because you know headset that is a lot for you.
Mods, can you guys put arcs touching his idol like put playing for me with that arc?
What'd you say you?
We got a coach for you a coach for me. Yeah, they can just watch you play and then like
Yeah, what what coach you think would be good
Cuz I DM'd Razzaruni, but yeah, yeah
So I don't think he wants to coach me
I can coach you, you know chat not trying to be asshole, but I don't want y'all coaching
you guys are not like pro Fortnite players like me and Arc.
I think you were beating the 99 kill lead, do you think you can kill me once?
99 kill lead?
Can I kill you once?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You could have.
You don't think I could kill you one time?
No, you could have.
Brother!
I'm like probably like a tier two West for right like with skill wise. Yeah, but I don't think you can tell me once
Okay, there's break here, okay, wait should I get a chug jug? Yeah
That's like the best deal right now
Holy shit, I have God Lou.
I have like the bed.
I have like insane amount of heals.
Hold up, I'm going for damage.
Okay, okay.
Wait, so basically I just have to not get hit, right?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
You trust me?
Yeah.
What?
You can't see me?
Yeah
I'm gonna try to see if I can
Come in, come in, come in
You can't
Oh, oh, I see another one, I see another one
Yeah, you've got one
nice me on that ass we are not ass arc
he's one of these
let's go
what gun do you think I should be using like like AR-wise the chaos I think
you already have it right wait acorn said he'll coach me oh yeah oh that's
perfect that's actually perfect you think you think he'll actually they take me
serious though and I like to me. Yeah. I think this idea right there. But don't you think
somebody more my play style should coach me like Peterbot? Oh my god. What? My achre
I'm weak you have a checker yeah
we're just getting stream side yeah it's all good right I'm a hunter I'm a hunter
bro that's the thing if you don't think I'm gonna be able to see them that was
because of me I'm telling you I think that has a whole mile away
I thought I'd preach our house yeah yeah I got potential no I meant to do that I
I did it, I definitely meant to do that, didn't try to hit it below.
Someone just told me you dropped a green chaos or a blue maven.
Is that mad? Is that mad?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not a bad.
The green chaos is good.
some I kind of gun there the maven's is that I'm gonna be an honest I don't
even know why I'm using this piece of dog shit I'm more of a thing I'm more
of a I'm more of a chaos chocolate I like I'm like I hit hard yeah you dropped
it though no no no it was extended it was it was the extended one
Okay, man.
You can buy another Chug-Jug if you want.
I only have 200 gold, guys.
Here.
Wait, so if I don't have a chaos, what shotgun should I get?
Uh, this one, like...
This right here, okay, man.
Yeah.
Chug-Jug? Oh, I don't know, and I get a hunting rifle, everybody's like,
I just get in a building, farm.
All your surge is gone.
I just got hit for $60,000, I got hit for $300,000.
Yeah, I know what you mean I think yeah, I did cuz you probably play really fast yeah
yeah like I can try to play different no no no you play you I'm gonna I have to
adapt yeah but you got a bulky what wait did you get a bulky car or something
No, I don't, I don't, I don't know.
Are you only shockwaves or no?
No, I didn't find any.
Right now, I'm literally full-healed right now.
I got uh, big bots, minis, and a tongue joke.
I'm too chugged.
I'm playing full-healed right now for you.
I'm also really like watch this watch this tell me what you want tell me what you want tell me what Matt tell me what Matt's
Metal metal bang quick as fuck nice
Yeah, we're actually running I think you feel a little quicker though
All right, nice nice
I
Give any gold
So what's your like play style ending are you aggressive do you just like yeah? Yeah?
like
It's gonna be different now cuz I can't
Because usually I have a fighter with me. Yeah
Oh, yeah, but you got to get into the groove, you know
Don't take time
You know how to see it
Oh, I do I do I do so much
where's acorn?
I don't know.
acorn is chat?
maybe, maybe.
should we get him in the car?
yeah, but he acorned the car.
acorn you still here?
you trying to get him in the car?
coast me up a little bit.
okay, he can coach one game because of the evo.
You gotta make it a group chat.
Nice.
Nice.
He's playing eval.
It's fine.
He can quit eval to coach me.
It's more important.
Yo, A-Core, what's up, bro?
What's up, man?
What's good, dude?
What's up, bro?
You ready to coach me out a little bit?
Can I get a screenie or shall I watch your stream?
Probably watch the stream.
Probably watch streams too much. I'm not like below FPS hurt. You know, I mean, I'm kind of I gotta show
I gotta show or put on me
Come on you work on you work on you on you on you on you
Ask a poor what happened two years ago in Salo, Casca
All right, ready?
Go on, man.
Get ready, ready, ready.
So you want me to overuse, like, not completely,
but overuse mats a little bit so I don't get hit that much?
Yeah, I do.
I'm just hung the hill.
Yeah, with you.
OK, here you go.
Got you.
Here you go.
Nice, nice.
Yeah
You're getting ready for next year. Yeah, not a loop law in my chat
Oh 30 30 nice, bro, let's go game
Click surely said you were gonna be like you're gonna weigh me down, but like
Okay, when I shock you just edit the code.
Okay, tell me when, tell me when, wait, which way, which way?
Okay.
We're gonna go south.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm only 15, so I'm gonna go south.
Okay.
All right, ready?
Yeah.
I'm gonna throw it off the back wall, just edit this wall.
Why did it, why did it?
Yeah, why did it.
Three, two, one.
Okay.
Is that good?
Come on, come on.
Yeah, yeah.
I've never done that stuff before, son.
Watch your back.
Watch your backs, they'll just be up there.
Pogging.
Someone's coming on our backs.
Yeah, I'm trying to.
Ready?
Yeah, I'm ready, ready.
On this one.
Watch your backs.
Here.
Alright, we're good.
I mean, that's what I thought though like that won't be like right. I want you wasn't even bad
Oh, that's a big arc. That's a big arc right there, baby.
Oh, holy.
Did you miss a bridge by the way?
Yeah.
I
Nice shot
Let's go
Oh lobby just wants me again, dude. He left me after that drop. Trust me, we're gonna have to get used to this.
We have to get used to what?
Nah, I used to like the whole lobby just targeting us. Cause clearly those kids just ran in on me.
Did you go for the drop? Do you think so?
Nah, orc, right here, right here.
I need a kill soon.
Oh damn.
Good zero things.
Yeah, Fortnite, sometimes you go to the lion, your teammate to clutch up, bro.
You don't always, you're not always alive.
I didn't even make a bad play.
I just got pulled up on it.
It happens in Fortnite, bro.
This is Fortnite competitive.
Welcome to the game, y'all.
Nice. Two Sikon Sikon.
Nice. You're fine on the stairs, you don't gotta worry about it.
I see a restart.
I'm doing it.
Yeah, I'm trying to watch that late to be done.
Yeah, should I go back and replays and vod review it?
I'm going to near vod.
Because I was watching Arch stream at the time.
Yeah, me too.
I'll go click and see.
I mean, instantly you just got your wall first try smacked on you.
I mean, I guess it's like kind of bad awareness, but.
Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying.
Anything I want you to just tell me what I'm doing wrong,
you know, so I know for the future.
The only thing you could say there is like maybe don't reform so your stuff like builds a bit more.
Okay.
You know?
Cause like your like your backs turned.
You see?
That's like the only thing I could say but I would just say that's a way.
Alright, we're good.
That's like it's kind of like nitpicking, whatever it says, kind of like nitpicking.
Yeah.
I mean.
The only thing you could do is like look around, like maybe scout a bit, but like you got it
first try.
Then you got your thing first try.
We hit him for a nice one 52 and he would have fucked up if his teammate didn't spray my wall down
Also, maybe start wearing arc skin so they don't know who's here. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I was playing this game
That wasn't even a bad play that's what I'm saying
That's why like y'all are calling me asked for this but like realistically if we watched his back
I even have acorn FNCS winner like to we're talking about the acorn you got the
Arkana call telling me oh Lacey this wasn't even really on you. This was just unlucky
Yeah, I mean he zero ping me it's not even it's a good reaction time to
you
Art I think that rotate was bad then I like you gotta like
Like that whole rotate like yeah before I see died you gotta get better at like scattered rotates and get rid of it
It's to go, uh-huh, well, I obviously like see this first time playing like he doesn't even know how to like edit the wall properly
I mean, yeah, that was my first ever shockwave
Yeah, yeah, well you gotta get a shocking lacy like you gotta like yeah
No, I will with time for sure. I will time for sure also arc you let me know bro. You want me to IGL I got it
You said no no no
You're probably
Oh boy.
Good luck.
What?
Yeah.
Oh boy.
You got to put delay on this.
For tomorrow.
You got to put delay on this.
Get an audio.
For tomorrow.
You got to tell them all.
You get streamed time so hard.
I know.
You got to tell them all.
You get streamed time so hard.
Where are you landing?
My fault y'all.
I had a little mishap on accidentally unplugged the headset from the PC.
I'll land it on where the face is landing.
Yeah, that's not bad. You know, there's like a game there. I was learning that today with Peter.
It's pretty good. You get like a mythic striker. It's low key broken.
Yeah, oh, yeah, you do. Or you get a gold one. Yeah, it's so good.
Wait, so Acorn.
Yeah. Honest opinion, what like what place you didn't mean our King of Death in CS?
I think you could easily top three. Maybe win if you actually get good.
Like if you get as good as you probably were Lacy, you would probably win FNCS. I'm not even trolling.
And you'd have to need some help though. Like you'd have to need help from me or someone else, but you could win.
Or top 3. You'd probably like guarantee like a top 5. But like...
It just depends how good Arc plays.
Well I'm not worried about Arc. I'm not worried about Arc. Arc is the truth. He's the truth, bro.
You might just get Greaves because you're Lacy. That's the only issue.
Yeah, that's that's what I'm sure that's just the current no, but here's the thing it's like art
Yeah, I don't think you realize how dedicated I really into this. I'm putting delay on fraternities
I'm putting oh, yeah, of course you need to you need to that'll help
You put like a two or three minute delay. I don't know what you're gonna do. I'm gonna do two minutes
That should be good. That's probably what clicks does I
I mean you have what a month and a half, two months, 11 CS, like you have that much time
of grinding.
Wait, Aussie said you don't know how crazy NA West gets, do I, dude?
Wait, Aussie, what do you mean?
Bro, it's a teaming region.
It's like a full...
Yeah, it's just probably the...
It's the worst region ever.
Yeah.
And you can't beat them with join-up.
Who we teaming with?
Who we teaming with?
Let's do it.
No, no, no, no.
No, you want an icon skin, but you can't say that
Grants is legit game of Thrones they they team and get paid
Well, I'm here to save West wait, I ready get possibly ready to work
You're not as bad as I thought though and here's the thing is that's only my
it's only my first game because I you have to understand I've been retired for
two years like the jerseys been in their afters and they retired it too they
retired my number that jersey was shit bro like what's he talking about or I
don't know I don't know I don't know Arcanosis I don't know Arcanosis cuz I
don't know or I don't know what you start playing for now but two years ago
They used to talk about me like I talked about Peter Bob, bro. I remember seeing that one couple you're gonna scream that oh
My
They actually used to talk about me like how they talk about Peter Bob now
Like all these he's gonna be these he's the best in the world. They see gonna be the best you should have seen this one
So look at your game
and I actually have a real history in the game I got you know I got a I got an emo
band in format competitive which one this one I'm so serious a bandit cuz I mean I
i killed day back in the day and i did it and
yeah what
yeah what
what did you do
this email right here
who did you kill?
day, on who?
on day, on day
you get this guy dead
no no no no no no, but like
even what i did on everybody when i would kill them and then
i think you're not telling us the full story
why am i telling this full story?
that's all we have to hear
Yeah, I talked to like it's gonna be like that for a while all the west kids I know they said like we're probably just gonna get
Farms for like clips like they're trying to clip farm
Yeah, they're not gonna do that in tournaments like in the difficult finals would be fun.
Yes, like they're gonna be scared to do that in tournaments in scrims sure whatever, bro.
If they don't get a chance, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, at the same time the way I see it, this couldn't be delusion, but
sometimes you've gotta have delusion to succeed.
If they want to push us because they know it's me and they know it's us, guess what?
free points and free surge. Thanks for the loot. We're gonna shit on you. I'm a fighter.
Yeah. That prefire was tough. That was a nice shot.
That's the Maven shot you're watching. Yeah. I mean he doesn't even look bad.
You have good aim Lacey. That's like your probably best quality.
Yeah I do have good aim.
You just have to get good at listening.
No but that's the thing is my aim is not my best quality.
How long do we have until grand? Like two months?
Yes we got time.
Well, like you're gonna be so good by then. Wait, Lacey, I have to ask you. Yeah, why do you even want to play?
I've been wanting to play FNCS, but they have the 14 event. Oh and
They finally like bypassed it for me so I could I don't have to play the 14 events and I don't know Brad
I just I want to play FNCS again. I feel like I truly feel like I could win
And I want to win before you want to play one FNCS if that's how you feel
Why don't you come back to the game fully?
Because the next one is solos.
And I got no chance in solos, bro.
Yeah, that's valid.
So you're saying like next year, let's say it's like Trios.
You would come back?
Yeah, I would play open for Trios.
I wouldn't come back to the game full-time, bro.
Leave Ron and Ark?
I mean, shit.
What would that be, the Trios?
Or do you run like Clicks?
My goal is to win FNZS before Clicks.
FNCS before clicks I
Mean play on the West you probably will do that yeah, if you play long enough if you play like
Two more FNCS I could see you getting one
It's not hard bro. Like the game's so easy
Like did you imagine the legacy that me and arc would have if we played one season one?
FNCS and then I just dipped and arc went to go to the globals
Oh imagine wait if we win FNCS we make globals. Yeah
Oh, my God.
Oh, the order we would have walking out of Globals.
Did you play that? You got that, Ark?
Nah.
Yeah, that's some Q for it right now. It doesn't even work.
Malabuses are full.
Yeah, well then, are you broken as well?
Yeah, you got a good aim wait art you're streaming 365 days in a row
Yeah
Wait, do you stream a lot?
No, I just started streaming. I used to
It's good. Like I didn't stream in the past because all I cared about was winning
Like I just wanted to win. You got it. You got a stream, bro. No one in the Fortnite community ever streams
Yeah, they don't, especially on the West, no on streams.
Oh, wait, you're right.
Yeah, because you are lazy in Fortnite though. It's not like people just cope saying it's like
they don't want their strats leaked, it's just because like they're just lazy to stream.
Exactly, yeah.
That's the truth, like that's me, that's my problem.
not sure why the chat dick rides like they could be better than lacy he's probably the
best gamer in this call thank you bro thank you bro you think clicks would have won if
you wasn't streaming are you think you would have won by now that's a start no no no no
in FNCS in general or the last one?
Yeah, like in FNCS, no.
No.
I feel like there is this one FNCS where he lost
cause he was streaming, I forget which one it was.
It was where he was landed, oh my God.
Shout out to FNCS where he was landing
at that little like jungle spot.
I think it was with a day and he was IGL-ing.
He was a while ago. I think you ever got close with day. No, he did. He got like faith
Or maybe it was with Duke's it was with Dukes
Good, but he was leading he was leading at the Joneses. No, not who on that one
I don't know, but I swear going into the last day. I thought he was gonna win and then he like sold I
Think likes was like going crazy that season. He was so clutching a lot
They're gonna start this game trying to scream, but I'm trying to climb, I'm trying to get
in the game.
Lacey X Scented should have been it.
Wait, does Scented still play?
You know what, does Scented still play for me?
No, he quit for, he's been quit for like two years.
Does mean coins now he's like multi multi-millionaire
He has like 20 times
He makes 800 K a month in the influence
Wait, Acorn, who did you play, E-Vallet? Boltz?
Yeah.
Wait, Acorn, who's your duo?
Boltz.
Aw, he's trash.
Yeah, why do you say that?
He's as good as me.
Okay.
Wait, didn't Boltz win a last FNCS?
Yeah, he did. He won the last, like, before Centro.
Like before central
Wait, what place did you get that land?
This one I left it.
You got third?
Fifth.
Fifth?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
This is the cell of the land.
For me.
What's that marker?
We're going there, we're landing there?
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, so you're going across it now?
Wait, why are you landing across the new screens?
You don't land there.
It made me land here.
What other pro is landing here?
What are the rules?
It's just like, like randoms, like tier 3's.
What tier am I?
You're one.
Can you play with me?
Nah.
I got key card!
Okay, bro.
Can you actually go loot it? I actually need to see what it gives.
Also, wait, let's go back, go back.
In that room you just looted, there's a bed. You gotta go form that bed.
This is kinda cool.
This?
Oh, you're letting here, Acorn, no?
Yeah.
You're fucked.
She gave me nothing!
No, at the end of it, it doesn't show you.
Wait.
Oh my god, I got a thousand gold.
Yeah.
And then you can buy some from the vending.
It's like a vending machine.
You can buy guns, purple, or blue guns.
You should check it out
Wait, is there so that glitch where if you throw the EMPs at the vending it gives you a
Go down though, like go down here. There's like a ball underground
I think you hold the key card out shows you
Where you come back let's see what we get
that's pretty bad for a boss
I got a key though, what if I do the key?
Oh there's another ball that I can go to, yeah, they're like scattered around the map,
But they only one like
Movement and the other one guns
Check out the vending machines
All right, we got
I got a chug jug, or a gold burst rifle.
You should be carrying chug jugs every game.
Wait, Acorn, do you want my impulses?
Yeah, I have three.
I have six.
Thank you.
Your farming is the worst, so...
Yeah, but we're probably getting out of him.
There's like good rocks in the farm.
Wait, what are these little things called? They're not called the impulses?
They're not farmers.
Shacklers.
Same thing.
Lacey, you should farm all day. Everything's here.
Yeah, you gotta figure out like what gives you the land.
I'm gonna go get this.
It's not a matter of cause it's not where you're landing.
I'm gonna go get this.
It's not where you're landing.
I'm gonna go get this.
Oh my god!
That pistol's pretty good.
It's better than this though, the burst?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess.
Really?
It's not like a surge gun, but it's like a...
It's just good, like...
Swap weapon, you know?
You're not gonna really need surge.
You know how to surge it, right? Like, you know they need surge?
Yeah, I'm learning it.
It's like...
If you take damage, you're basically below.
Yeah, I don't know...
Why'd they do it like that?
It's like, people used to trade.
Everyone used to trade, so...
Spinal of the Chunk Dirt, so...
Yeah, RQ on the Chunk Dirt.
I have one.
Oh, shit.
I'm not carrying two chug jugs.
OK, and now go to the building to your salad place.
My salad?
You mean my salad?
Yeah.
It's like a small house.
A salad for you?
In that house, there's going to be a bed.
What?
On the outside of the house, there's going to be a bed.
You should farm that bed.
And then get the gold, and then go buy that to hunt.
OK, this guy's lost.
He's lost.
I got it.
On the outside of the house. Oh, I said on the south side of the house. Oh
There wasn't there a burst you said gold burst not a bad shot at all wait a bunch of extra gold
Ark I feel like you should get the gold burst. No, it's good. I have a little pistol. Okay bet. Yeah, that's also the best gun
I think they're gonna ranger, right?
Yeah, yeah, or the one the flex
let's go we're stuck it's the way right here
last game was just unlucky yeah actually wasn't lucky like not even coping
for you that was actually lucky
I
Can't find the good shotgun anywhere
What do you have?
Isn't the chaos
The best one but it's rare
There's a blue shriker here to me
I'm going to go farm break, why did he just do that?
What?
Lacey, why did he just build?
How did he do that?
I don't know, he's just waffling around building things for fun.
I don't know.
around building things for fun.
I don't know how to make it.
I don't know how it's like help work.
Yeah, that's a good help.
I got a little extra brick over here.
That was important to base.
Got a little extra brick over here.
We got a red tape.
We need to get shot from.
There's a team on our right side.
Let's go left
No, don't get hit
Is it in front of us ready? Come let's shoot them at the same time. Okay, three two one
28
Okay, the shock from here
Ready you don't need a shock or you shock. Yeah, you can throw it here. How do you want ready go?
I
Watch out for the search base
I'm gonna wood not my shell
research
282828
a while
this game is hella dead, 50 people
that last game was so stacked
are you ready, follow me
57
nice, crap
I'mma get to the gas station.
Watch your backs.
Yep, yep, try and shoot me, try and shoot me, try and shoot me.
Give me a little bit, take me up.
Hold on.
two
three
And I forgot three pictures
Ah
Fuck this case Matt dad I have so much search
It might stay alive, you never know, like these scrims sometimes like just die out really,
and you might be good.
Is eval still full broken?
Yeah, I still got a resuscitation, but there's still one left.
Here's how my lane works.
Here, take care.
Yeah
Listen, what's the last term you want last term and I watch land
I still watch for
I think the only hard part of us playing is just gonna be third. No, I'm telling you bro. I have good
would you rather
Spurs is honestly so good too
my stomach started to hurt
lacy the thing about surge though it's not about doing damage
i'm not getting hit i know i'm gonna have to work on that a lot
your game's almost like
We're supposed to shoot the players, not your own wall.
Actually, a nice shot.
Shoot the input asshole.
Who stole the shockwaves from the door?
Who stole the shockwaves?
He stole them.
I'm gonna throw the shocks.
But Arc low-key?
I don't know if you can get used to it.
I kinda need you to mark where you're landing.
Yeah, I got you.
because I'm a little sped, so...
Hey, you look like you should be doing that anyway.
Yeah, yeah.
It's just better.
Oh, I'm about to get some surge.
Copy that.
Oh, yeah, we can light them up. We can light it on them if you're really feeling it.
I'm down, ready?
Yep.
They're super strict.
Steppy.
60. 80 on the teammate. 30, I'm getting a lot of damage.
I'll buy no monkey. I'm gonna unfriend you, bro.
I see five seconds for every zone pops you should be on our getting ready to go. Okay, never shoot people ready ready ready for zone search
That's not bad at all. Let me show them out
Off back wait with this ramp here though
Okay, so where do where I throw just like down on the ground. Yeah, we're gonna go straight straight ahead. Okay ready three. Yeah, two one
one. Go right here. Wait for me. You can keep running. You can keep running. Run it in,
run it in, run it in. You got it? That's nice. Okay. I'm good. Stopping here. Oh, I'm
coming to you. Yeah. Alright. I have shotgun if you need to. I'm good, I'm good. You can
Let's look back.
There's some bats.
Someone's rebooting.
There's gonna be so many kids back here.
There's one up there, you see him?
He's gonna shock and he's coming up the sky.
Come on buddy, let's do it.
Come on buddy, let's get some action going.
30, 30!
30!
I'm gonna edit
I'm gonna wall
I'm gonna make a hundred
Nice, taking this all back
You wanna try to get in here?
Yeah, ready
I'm gonna throw it off the back wall again.
Ready?
3, 2, 1.
Can you?
Look at my name tag, I can follow it.
Here, follow him.
I'm following you right here.
There's a little laggy behind there.
Is that good?
Here, take this.
Truck.
Don't be afraid to solo shot.
You're behind, just keep going.
Okay.
I'm retreating.
I'm retreating.
I'm retreating.
I'm retreating.
I'm retreating.
I'm retreating.
I'm retreating.
I'm retreating.
I'm retreating.
I'm retreating.
I'm retreating.
jump? does that mean jumping when i throw the shot? well you don't have to, but all
the effort going up like elevation. um, get ready to throw it off the wall again.
okay, yep. wait, i'll throw it on the wall or on the floor? yeah, you can throw it on
the floor too, that's the middle of the floor. okay, ready? ready? here we go. yep, yep,
Oh, I see you.
That's my best friend.
Crack!
Take the light.
Take the light.
Oh, chug chugs down there.
Coming right here.
Ready?
Ready, Crack?
Here's one.
There is your boss.
Crack.
Crack.
Crack.
Crack.
Crack.
Crack.
Crack.
Crack.
Crack.
Crack.
Crack.
Oh my god, there's so much to do like okay, I'm gonna go for those vests. I'm gonna go for those vests. Okay
Be careful
Now
Two shots.
Can I kill them?
Nice.
You can't go first though.
I'm gonna shock this.
Or are we just really shocking about the world?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're going to get off the gun.
OK, OK.
Go on the back of the gun.
Ready?
Ready.
Yeah.
Three, two, one.
On your way, on your way.
To your way.
I'm gonna walk.
Go.
I don't need to go.
On your way, on your way.
On your way.
Let's go up, let's go right.
There's no way.
I have it, I have it.
Talking up, talking up, talking up, talking up, talking up!
Yeah, I see you, I see you.
Get up up, Chug.
Take two.
Right, turn right, turn right.
Head in S.
I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna get up.
Yeah, pop your truck, truck. Need one?
Oh, alright.
You got her?
Yeah, I got you.
Okay, here you go.
I have a shot.
Do you want to shock off and land?
Or we're good, we're good actually.
I'm dropping.
Give me another, give me another chug, I know you.
I got shot.
How did we get shot?
I think you just sprayed it out.
I didn't hear that.
Yo!
Yeah, buddy, just sprayed us out.
You might be too heavy there.
Oh, I mean, you gotta meet the fucking Sky Baseball?
Not gonna lie, good game though, top five.
Did that last critter or something? What's going on?
That's not bad. That's not bad.
What's going on?
Yo.
Yeah, so that was a man.
Top five, bro.
Take it back, bro. You're not winning shit.
Shit's a dud. Good luck.
Why are people saying you edit us down what?
No, I didn't know we got shot down I
Did not edit us down that's cap
Yeah, why are you a lot going into our shine lying, bro
I
Bro a muggle line if we look at the recap of that game I
Generally played good. I stuck on you very well
Went in the store made the map play and I said oh, I think heights free. That's a good support player
Oh my gosh, I thought it was gonna be way harder, but you're actually not bad. I'm telling you but I could keep up
wait what happened so it does charge yeah where um I have it on the side by
dapps but actually charges yeah but I bought an extension cable that comes
tomorrow so like you could charge it out front
y'all I'm feeling actually mad confident yeah yeah I am too wait so is there more
There's more scrims? There's more scrims, right?
No, that was the last game.
What?!
There's more than an hour.
No scrims for an hour?
Yeah.
Okay, how can I get better at fighting?
Do you want a 1v1?
Uh...
Yeah, I'll do it.
He's trying to farm a montage?
No bro.
I'm not that bad, I'm not a fucking montage clipbop.
I wanna see if you could actually kill me once.
What guns, what guns bruh?
Here.
Um, this one?
And then this one.
Alright.
Wait, you're actually not bad.
Oh my god, wait.
Wait, you're not bad.
Good aim.
I told you, bro, you're not working with no charity case here, son.
real condition pro player if you see
of
death
of
death
of
death
I used to get accused of cheating and I aim about it back in there.
Yeah, I was about to say, I was about to say.
I like to hear it, that's what I like to hear, yeah next, they'll come back though, they'll come back.
There's no way which genuinely thinks he beats me to 99 kill me
Now I don't think he does
What and three raid yo
Nike raid my law. Thank you for a raid
Oh
I'm in the middle of a test battle row. I got no audio
Marlin when do you come back?
Thank you for the raid Mar Mar when are you back, bro?
Okay, yo arc I got good and bad news for it's good news for us bad news for you
Um hold up, hold up. Sorry. Can you hear me? Can you hear me arc?
Why can't I not, wait, something's going on.
He can't, wait.
Art, can you hear me?
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah, you good?
Wait, why can't I not hear him on Discord?
What are you going to do?
What do you want?
Talk now work
I literally cannot hear in the game or in underscored
Talk now work hello, oh there we go. There we go. Let's go new headset
Oh my god, that's why I've been playing bad shadow. I'm locked at one. I've been locked at 180 FPS, bro
Fuck, they're speeding these kids nowadays.
Holy shit.
I'm telling you bro, I'm better than you think!
I'm better than you.
He's really good.
Oh my god.
No.
Yeah.
Wait, I have a question.
That would have been crazy.
What pain is LA in West?
Like 10-20.
Is there an FNCS?
I'm getting an Airbnb.
Wait, can we get our actual VOI for these strings?
Yeah, I can try.
Wait, I have a question. Um, who's running a scrims in mono?
Yeah, can I can I put $50 up per game so they actually take it serious?
People try doing that, but like it's still I don't know if they will
Why are you on 4k resolution, what does that mean?
Why are y'all laughing at me?
You need to get a new monitor.
Play full screen?
I can't play full screen.
I can't play full screen chat.
The reason I can't play full screen is because I can't tab out to like look at my chat and
What do you want right now?
My monitor is a big one.
I think I have a 30, a 30, a 34-inch curved monitor right now.
Oh yeah, that's bad, bro.
Probably like extra delay.
And the screen is so big.
How do you have that?
Is that really bad?
I'm on a 24 inch so like yours is like almost
How do you play on that? I don't know. I just have for streaming
It's 30. It's 34 inches and it's a it's like a hundred eighty Hertz
Why is the res 3840 by
Well, just looking 12 one another monitor is the most expensive one you could get
All right, what monitor should I get what monitor?
You should get the
The Zowie one Zowie Zowie, which one Zowie 240 Hertz or 360 360 how much is it? Oh
700 only 700 for $700
Wait, what what what size?
They're all good. There's a matter because I'm pretty sure they're all below 27. I mean they said I should get an OLED.
I mean, I don't know. Zowie is probably the best one right now.
Order it to the crib right now. Wait, can you doordash a monitor?
The best gaming monitor I can do is in Alienware, 32 inch, that's what I already have.
No bro get the Zowie. Okay, I'm gonna order the Zowie right now. Zowie. But I'm not, I,
Loki need it for, for a dip cup tomorrow, no?
No, you'll be fine.
Two day delivery.
I'm going to order this one.
It's 400 Hertz.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'm going to order this one.
I'm going to order this one.
It hurts.
Yeah, that's fine.
How big is it, though?
24.1 inches, isn't that little?
That's good, though.
Size doesn't matter?
Now, I kind of want a 27-inch, Zowie 27-inch, 240-hertz gaming monitor.
Should I get that one, Arc?
Yeah, you could.
It's just not 360, though, if you really want.
What is the difference between 360 and 240?
It's not that big of a difference.
24 is best for aim you need 360 fuck it I'm going 24 inch fuck it run it Dan Vargas there's
a way to get it tomorrow for for div cup I'm getting something off Amazon
apparently catson I've been playing on a TV screen yes in a new mouse
I'm priming it, fuck it, I'm priming it, or wait Chad, should I see what monitors they
have at Target, maybe Drew gets me one at Target?
Okay, I'm ordering it, I'm ordering it, please order, I ordered the Zowie.
What's CPU do I have, I don't know dude, how do I check that?
I have a AMD Ryzen 9 9900 X12 core.
And then my GPU, my GPU is ass, Arc.
What do you have?
A NVIDIA GeForce RTX 500090.
5090 yo, that's the best one you can get what are you talking about? Oh for real? Yes
That CPU is like that's like 3k probably oh
Actually, yes, it's good. Oh my god
Okay, what a what memory I have 64 GB 64 GB
Oh, so you have the best PC you can get. Yeah, you're chilling
I have a NASA PC
Chat, I didn't pay for this PC bro, I didn't know I had good specs.
Get a wooting?
Is it a redacted PC?
No.
They, uh, they said they made like monster PCs for all the guys in the house.
So I didn't know I had like all the best stuff in it.
You need fiber?
Bro, we can't get fiber!
Ah!
What up?
You want fiber?
No, bro.
But don't worry, FNCS, FNCS, I'm moving into an Airbnb for the FNCS days to get fiber.
happens yesterday to get fiber.
Alright, that's good.
Alright, is it in LA?
Yeah, it is in LA.
Hey, what's your ping right now?
It's in 3-2-3-5.
Oh, that's bad.
Because you know we're on an LA server right now,
so if you had fiber, you'd be zero.
Oh, God.
What five five right be zero paying? Yeah
Get fiber yo, I can't
I can't get far.
Wait, what did they say about, uh, about, about scrims?
Um, they said they have to talk to the menu first.
And he's like, taking forever to, like, give them back.
Wait, can we play an actual game?
Yeah, like what? Like, uh, like either reload or...
Yeah, yeah. We're gonna get scrims, I have so hard.
Are you guys gonna stream cyber? No
Why are y'all saying yes
Jab you guys don't know um today
We dropped creatures to on
Tapcabs.com y'all can go to tapcabs.com right now and get it
I do not think it's gonna last overnight anybody wants to get a new tap cap
We have the new drop out now. I genuinely don't think it's gonna last overnight, bro
I genuinely don't we are about 75% out. They said so
You want to get one go ahead and cop them in
Good ghost, bro, look at ghost, bro
Let's run it look at me brahmalit to oh we actually got an event tomorrow
Wait.
Wait hold on. What rank are you in, um, oh wow.
Wait, why does it say 7 out of 8 requirements met for Division 3?
Because you need to get gold.
In what?
In your bronze right now.
In ranked?
Yeah, yeah. Let's get there real quick.
Wait, I have to, I'm not ranked high enough to play the Division 3?
No, no, no, you'll get it fast though. It's easy.
What was that? Did y'all hear that? That was not me!
I'm not getting exit lag, but I don't need exit lag.
Well, if I was talking about get exit lag, I don't want to get something that makes
me lag.
Okay, hold on, why would I want to get a app that makes me lag?
Y'all are trying to get me to throw them over your company, bro.
Exit lag gotta pay me if they want me to use that shit.
We're related now. We're related now.
What's that here?
This is the best PLI?
Nah.
Chad, watch this!
I've heard that you live in like a...
Because the area I live in here...
You don't even have... I don't even have internet.
What do you want?
Uh...
Yeah.
Well, I think I'm planning to get back.
Yeah, I got it.
You good?
Yeah, I'm good.
I got a snake.
Oh yeah.
I'm gonna let you by me though.
You all right?
Yeah.
I
Did I survive you though
I'm right here. I'm right here
Nice little medkit
Yeah, talking so good he didn't even know we're here, yeah shit on him, ah
Yeah y'all see that
I
Should have whose boss
On me, but I'll hit him
48
My wall
200, 200, yep.
Time to tell you guys my strong suit dead ass is fighting.
140?
No, I'm not mad. You're mad.
Oh, damn.
Got a heal, got a heal, got a heal.
You have an ether now?
Yep, yep, yep.
Making a lacy fight, making a lacy fight.
I go up.
Oh
All y'all stream snipers in a chat you guys are dog shit you guys are ass
How are you all gonna stream saving the dios
I'm still alive, I'm stacking up, getting pushing.
I mean, that's just amazing, man.
Stop Ome fighting guys.
Yo, can y'all just let me win FNCS?
Are there people here?
I don't know.
If you don't get gold you might have to get it off trade.
We need to get gold.
We gotta get like, the rank.
Oh man, don't even stress it.
I promise you, I'm gonna have gold by tomorrow.
We gotta win both victory and victory.
Yeah, how long did you take me to get gold?
Be honest, don't lie, don't troll the chat.
How long did you take me to get gold?
Two out and a day.
It's not gonna take me a day to get fucking bulge out of a pro.
Maybe like a vomit will take a day and I'm a pro.
We got to screw it up for tomorrow.
Chad we got one more sprint session tonight and then tomorrow is the official first ever
tournament. Lacey XR division cup tomorrow, bro. We are going to win. Y'all not even
I'm gonna get close to Quall.
I like without me.
There's two teams going our saw room.
In scrims?
Yeah.
pay them to un-call you, you guys think that you can just pay your way through life?
It's hard to kick people off.
I'll get us another spot this time.
It don't matter, it's just here anyways. We just gotta get you locked in.
Yeah, Ches, is it more important to be off spawn or to play end game?
and game
I
Shadow what is but oh god this game makes you just want to fucking rip it now you're actually moving like you're way better than I thought I
Saw that could be dying to fall and I was like wow. Oh, I swear
I'm not the same level as Somersay.
I'm not worse than summer set bro. What are you talking about?
I
That guy's horrible. Wow
Somerset. I don't got any like that, bro
Now you're definitely better than a somerset easily
I think you might be like the the best like content creator player, you know
Oh, thank you
Like I'm saying
Who'd you play with the program clicks? I do knowledge. He stole my shit
He says I sold but he was IG yelling us into the fucking ground. He had a slamming at steamy stacks every game
And what he wanted to go like play store you selling my shit
of
I can't open it
I'm moving
I can't wait until the finals and you play your first final.
It's actually getting me beat.
What?
the five-thicke
I killed one
I would have died in there if you didn't say that
Bro, who does this guy think he fucking is?
Bro, we did us, we got 20 kills
We got 20 kills!
Chad, we got 20 kills!
Just wait till tomorrow. We're going for 30 kills only.
About 100 on that middle up there.
I'm coming up though.
I got lurked on.
Oh good, oh good, I'm coming.
I got a lot of damage.
I got a lot of damage.
I got a lot of damage.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
170.
Did you get last ring? Nice deal of stairs.
Pats.
Oh my god.
Oh, yeah, I'm moving. I'm moving
Last day
That's what I started
Yeah
You know what let me slam this fucking kid
Let me slam this kid in the ground
He's showing what I'm about. Hey, Ark! I want you to know this is what you got, Nephens, yes.
This is so nice. You're crazy. Go for a quick bottom or something.
Really?
I
What
It's all good though. I actually sit on them
So that's what arcs got how many kills we dropped damn we did a truck 24
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
I'm goal two.
No you're not.
Yes I am, party rank goal two.
That's my ring.
Oh, how do I see mine?
Look at the right side.
Silver one, type shit.
Okay, that's not bad.
that's not bad I don't know if I get one more game
maybe split sides of the map so we can get the game over with quicker
yeah I know can you hang though? what was that at the end? like come on bro
I can't wait to see you.
All right, yes, I can hang.
Aussie raid, Aussie raid.
Oh, Aussie, thank you for the rain.
It actually makes sense.
Aussie's watch is pro.
So he wanted to rate a pro.
so he could, his chat and audience could watch another,
like a pro movie.
Aussie with the big raid!
Aussie, thank you for the raid, bro!
W Aussie raid in the chat.
Hey, all the Aussie raiders,
y'all are winners in pro gameplay right here,
We're about to play pro screens me and arc.
We're about to win this game.
Take the dark cube red luck.
Why are y'all saying son pro gameplay?
Yes, I'm a pro.
Believe it or not.
I don't know if y'all have ever seen the Lacey 22 montage.
Let me show you guys what y'all got into.
Let me show you.
Come on. Come on. Shotgun's dead. Shotgun's dead.
Let's go, Lacey! Another one! Another one!
Let's fucking go! Two-four-eight! Come on, Lacey!
Wing this for the call! Are we playing Heal?
Let's go, Lacey! Max! Good end, Lacey!
Nice, Lacey!
Come on now!
Have it!
Pop Lacey was a different breed!
that you want
everything will be alright
we just keep dancing like we do
but every day is a lie
yeah yeah it's a lie
it's a lie
it seems like one of the lies
it seems like one of the lies
oh you're all the lies man
you're lying
you used to go around in the dark
you were like you were in the dark
you were like you were in the dark
I
Like in this clip like in this clip. I think I had maybe
Probably like $600 earn
Well, if you get back to that skill you know, you just gonna be the wind
I'm gonna be better than that
Hi, where you going? We're doing like that
splitting up the I'm gonna go frosty-flash frosty-flash
Yeah, we're doing we're doing a split map methods we get the game over with quicker, okay?
So basically I'm gonna be 1v2ing. It's like it's like a pro gameplay tip when you're trying to level up and get
High up in the rankings. So it's like a little pro game play method
I gotta knock but I don't his teammates I mean
My gosh rains dance with another five gifted. Thank you, bro. W5s
Oh, yeah, it's over. It's over for the lobby.
Are you good, Ark? Are you sure? You didn't need to come over?
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
You need to come over and help?
Oh, yeah.
I got five kills bro, I'm dead.
I'm good?
I thought you were supposed to like, drag it out and kill the game, I would kill it.
Thank you for the five. Yo, I swear I killed a guy
Wall the other guy raises teammate. I literally got team on I got 3v1 team done. Not I'm dead. That's not even trolling. Yeah
This is an arc I'm a little Peter okay, I gotta go do something in the bathroom. I'll be back
Where's he going?
I tell you guys, what do you guys think?
You guys think you win?
You guys think Lazy's gonna be dedicated enough?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, no.
No, no, no.
Nah, you know, oh my...
You guys gotta tell Lazy he's really good,
so he gains confidence.
I
Rebooted you man
I'm watching our Chris
How am I alive look at these
Hey, why are you guys telling me I'm so good
Thanks, you guys, bro.
Nice arc, nice, that's what we do, baby, that's what we do.
Oh my god this kid is the truth this kid is the truth
My god, there's more.
It's all good, it's all good, it's all good.
He might he might be better than Peterbott. I got a place he might be better than Peterbott
Hey, go shit, Ark
That's nice out of the air on one extreme.
Okay, y'all not going to arc chat and snitch every time I do something bro arc
He's lying. He hit the tree like shut up, bro
Fucking carry
Hey, I say we split again. I say we split up again.
This game is obvious.
I'm going to go out of play and try to win this obvious because I can't.
I bet you don't die.
No, I'm good. There you go.
a
a
a
a
a
a
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
the player
This time happens to the other side, she's gonna be back.
Kind of though.
Y'all saw that assist chat?
I knew Ark is here behind me.
Saw the opportunity, made a play.
Hey, when's the stream?
Right now.
Oh, now we got to wait for this lobby as quick as possible.
Chance, this is right now!
Wait, they're going to start without us?
No, they won't.
Listen, Ark, you go left, I go right, alright, we got to end this lobby.
I bet.
If we have to, we get back out.
I'll come up.
So if I'm sure you got to do what you got to do, bro, then right now the city's calling
you.
It's time for you to flush out.
What do you mean?
All scanner?
All scanner.
does that do
how about afk oh no
why is it called out
I'm good
Get that guy out of the window, he's seen.
Hey, let me fight this team when we can.
Alright.
Team on A, team on B, right up the bottom.
There's a little window shopping.
Oh my plane of fucking bush Olympics
I'll be on you
Hi, I'm about to be on you
I'm sorry, I'm not worried about the whole show.
I'm that CEO, I'm that CEO, because I have test machine on.
I
Shocked fucking loaves
They shock of dead ass fucking blows. No get this shot get out of my fucking hands
It's fine, I know that I sweet but screams
30 mom yeah we yeah we're crazy we how many times do we have 25 25 we can't
maybe a 30
how do you know he's in there?
I saw him earlier
Why is he running?
Nice, we got 26.
He's running, very, he's grouping our screams.
Oh my god man.
Maybe just give him the win.
Yeah.
I don't want to miss.
I don't want to miss.
No we're not gonna miss.
We're not gonna miss.
We're not gonna miss.
I might just get him the win, what do you think, I just get him the win.
They don't even play with them just let him shoot you down. It's a shot way off and you just shit on them
He's just hiding fucking more as
Let's go!
Let's go, man.
How much time do we have?
28 kill win!
28 kill win!
28.
Nice, bro!
Come on!
Good shit!
Let's go, man.
Let's lock in for the screens.
I'm locked.
Oh, Silver too.
I hate this emo.
I actually can't stand this emo.
What skin is that called?
Dancing Dynamo?
What skin you got on?
This one? Lyric.
Dancing Dynamo? I thought that was one of those trolls.
Wait, where are we landing it?
Ah, you're gonna find out is it a shitty spot?
Yeah
It's all good though. It's practice, you know making the most out of nothing
So we're landing in it we're landing in the slums
Yeah, but it's all good cuz it's me and you so it all matter. It don't matter where we land
Yeah, we're gonna have to shut up to get a little refresh. It's not bad. Yeah, not the end of the world chat. Not the end of the world at all
Are you ready?
That fucking little st. James where we live on an island. What is this?
We're landing on the island. We're landing on nothing.
So we got no loot?
Bro, tell me, you're gonna see. It's not that bad.
Wait, why can't we, why don't we just go back to Heatwave?
There's three teams back there right now.
Yeah, and I want you to play Aggie, so I don't want to comment on it right now.
That's not one, that's not one, that's not one.
Wait, never mind, this split has like, four of you chests.
It's not bad actually.
Do we have this too?
Oh yeah, we have that too, that's for sure.
Or actually, no we don't.
Come on chap, focus, focus, game's on baby.
I got a vault key.
It's probably super far.
Want to hit these barrels?
Yeah.
Where is it?
On top of this.
We are out here outside.
We are out here outside.
Nice.
Under the house is a wall.
Yeah, I got that one.
Holy shit.
Why didn't you just pay the phone number in the chat?
I got that. I think you're blue.
Yo, I'm actually poor!
Oh, wow.
No, we're gonna make some work.
Kill him.
Just go around looking for loot.
I don't know.
Wait, do we have that?
I don't think so.
I
See we head on over there
You have a you have a shotgun. I have a shotgun AR
You get gold
How much 750 okay, nice I can buy
Oh, it's a battle bus!
How did it get here out of the sky?
I'm gonna go buy something.
Try to buy big pots instead of a chug jug. I don't have enough for a chug jug.
Yeah, that's nice.
Maybe there's a bed in here.
I
Never said this one
I can't just like to me. Oh my god. I got a good shot. I got the chaos. You literally
Almost I'm so close to having enough pressure I can come here and drop you gold
if
the
Yeah, but yeah, but I got a chaos explorer
The games are stacked okay, but let's go to the chapter. It's actually good practice chat actually good practice for tomorrow
No shockwaves.
I have three.
Is that us?
Yeah, that's us.
can you a little bit
there you go
we should just give me the air
take this
got me a ammo as well
yeah
you have the mats?
yeah
We got to wait a little bit later, yeah, everybody's in the tennis.
Chad, how much surge have I lost this right now, bro?
How much IRL streamer playing Fortnite scrims?
What a joke you are.
How much did you get hit?
Uh, 150.
Okay.
And I got hit for like 50.
We're down 200.
It's not that bad.
We gotta get down.
Okay.
Just don't even have two ARs that's, uh, ish you're near.
Yeah.
You ready?
You ready?
I'm ready.
If you go, we're gonna have to build.
15.
They're staring at us.
Sorry, we can key someone later.
Yeah, we're gonna have to play.
Wow
So we have no surge
It's all good. You guys like what I got right there. You shot me to the fucking door
Is he pulling us big boss?
Wait hold on.
Keep running.
You good?
I'm shaped boss.
I was looking for something.
Half Boat half Boat.
I need my shambles.
What do you need?
No, I'm just gonna...
I can't really get served with SMG.
if
Happy to build
You get
We need damage really bad, there's an AR here.
If you see something you don't have to wait for me, you can just shoot them.
I got you, need any damage? I got some of your toys.
Keep looking right here.
The Surge is gonna hit Nexa probably.
I'm gonna do the one after him.
come on that's so dumb
gotta go a little bit more
here we go this way
if that team on the left peeks it's built
I'm dead
We're just getting spawned, bro
OUCH
I'M GETTING LOVY
You're chillin'
Bro, we used to go out in the mills for everything
Oh my god, it's a max pull.
you're just gonna fuck here huh yeah
alright we're gonna have to just shock and then
slide on to my death
alright ready? how does it go?
fully more like how how how
Yeah, yeah, fully, fully, fully, go.
You good? Yep.
Just slide.
Come right, come right.
Hold on, he's gonna look at us here. Oh, wow.
Slept by the bed, slept by the bed, slept by the bed.
God, that's really heavy.
Thank you, man.
Let's rock on that team's head.
Right, right, right.
That many?
Nice.
Coming.
Yeah, hit a little bit.
Molly?
you gotta go
you gotta go
it pulls up
you gotta build up
we're just dead because we don't have surge
oh we're gonna get back to you
I got in
We're gonna have to turn it up.
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
We're gonna have to jump out of the stairs.
Yep.
Ready?
No.
Wait, can we switch our spot mid thing?
I think so.
Can we please switch?
Yeah, I think we have to.
The only reason we did bad at that game is just because it's a max pull and we're getting
hit because we have to keep running.
You suck.
Yo, bro, I didn't even have an AR the first 15 minutes of the game, bro.
You dealt 15 damage.
I say we say fuck it in land where we want to land, bro.
That's how we get banned.
Oh, we can't switch?
you can't switch and then it's from the thing yeah
what if we go on a map and just change it to where we want to live
if you don't do that either
now you can't
it's fine now this is a good practice though
because you see how like
we're just getting hit a lot
at least as our building more
i think it's better if we play with nothing just so you can learn how to like
um...
play in the worst scenarios cause like
it's always gonna be easy
This chat is so annoying.
Oh my god, y'all are so annoying, bro.
Bro, y'all are going to understand,
this is the first time I've ever played with this new surge.
And we're landing at a drop that gives you a fucking no loop.
If maybe order another seafood boy to get your head back in order, you know, I don't
need another fucking seafood boy, bro.
You guys are haters.
You guys are genuinely haters.
This is a slow grind.
I got to slowly get better, bro.
I'm not going to fucking come onto this game for the first time in two years and automatically know how the game works again, bro.
I got to get used to it.
I could know you guys could not because you guys are not best players.
You guys are not best players like I am.
I just got to get used to this surge again.
That's literally it. That's literally a chat. If I can get Serge again, I'm him. Facts.
You know what I think it is, Art? Genuinely?
What's up?
I think I need the burst.
The burst?
The first yeah, cuz oh that one yeah something about this gun where I'm shooting me and it's exploding in shit
It's just not my style weapon
Yeah
I'm not going to lie, let's run the 1v1s bro, let's run the 1v1s, I gotta actually get a better fighting
Hold on, I think, wait let's see my next game
Is it soon?
Yeah, it's in like 2 minutes
You wanna just queue up for 1v1 for a little bit?
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, I really gotta get better at fighting
300 pound man celebrates pride by getting zero damage in Fortnite.
No, because the thing is, the thing about me is I adapt very quickly to this suit.
So I know now, even after that one game of Dinosurge, I know that it's better to waste
my mats, then be below search.
Fucking stripper was that
Oh, why are y'all such haters in his chat?
I'm literally not even bad!
Every time I die or do something, I look over at the chat and say,
Son!
Wow, a little 145, tie two!
of
death
of
death
of
Like, like Jack, look at the tree.
I'm literally he's the best player on West and I'm competing out of five rounds three two and y'all are sitting here saying
Son y'all realize I'm a genuinely good player genuinely good player
You know what I'm realizing, Arc?
What's up?
The chat is getting in my head killing my confidence.
You got it?
You're getting in your head?
Yeah, the chat, they're getting in my head and killing my confidence.
I told your chat when you were in the bathroom. I told them they got a
they're gonna start glazing you a little more so you can start playing better.
That's what I'm saying. I feel like I'm not playing this game because it's chat.
What do you mean you said no?
I think I have to get up to coach.
A coach who?
I'm not doing it. I'm gonna get up to coach. Yeah, Tezi.
Oh, okay.
I got metal actually
I got metal, I think
Whoa, oh my god
Good luck.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come on.
Oh my god.
All right, let me leave the game.
I don't know why y'all are fucking shit.
I can't lead the game.
You guys realize I would shit on every single one of you in the chat, right?
You can't lead the game either.
Yeah, you know what that is?
Yeah, that is something my boy, I used to say in Discord calls him Kezi, yeah, but you're
in the same like Fortnite like Discord.
Wait, how long ago was this?
You guys were like friends?
Yeah, years.
Oh, that works perfectly, then.
He played, what's it called?
You remember when they used to have the college league?
Yeah, like they played yes stuff from whatever?
Yeah, they played yes on new one from that.
I'm not lying.
Why would I lie?
All you do is lie is art playing div three and two wait we are right arc yeah, yeah
guys why would I get leaner to coach me I think that's Chad you guys think I'm
kidding I'm gonna show y'all right now y'all think I'm lying about knowing
You restart your game. Yeah, I'm back in
Chad look at this. Look at this, bro. Me and Tessie. I got there's like an update
We literally used to play look
2022 or you KBM or controller KBM? I
Had five KPR
AI
You were flexing three hundred places.
Oh my god, there's so many.
At the time, 300 places was good.
That's a fact.
At the time, get in 300 place and tournaments was good.
Fuck her, I'll talk about it.
You're literally cheese her a fortnight.
What does that even mean?
Cheese her 2.0.
Do not call me like, what do you mean cheese her 2.0?
How did I just type BD in my chat?
Wait, Arp, are you gonna be able to get in in time?
Yeah, yeah, I have ten seconds left on this.
Oh, what is that?
Pretty sure it has zero
Pretty sure it actually has zero players
Very up
Chad, should I make a new four-name app?
Oh wait, I'm getting advice in my chat from my chat they're saying, Macy, you're good.
You just need to work on comms aim, building, editing, peace control rotations, resource management position,
oh wow.
Surge, fighting, looting, drop map, storm, awareness, team coordination, end games, retakes, peaks, confidence mechanics, and getting kills.
So I need to get so I need to get good at everything
Wait, do we want to see the live coaches for less events
Well, he asked me he said he said you want live coaching or what do you guys want? Yeah, I'm down
Wait, hold on.
Wait, are we still in at this shitty ass spot?
One thing, I'm gonna get watered here, go. Just land there.
Wait, you like water?
I'm coming back. Wait, what? What did you just ask me?
Like water do you mean do I like water like you actually enjoyed drinking water be honest, bro. Yes
So you
Get excited when you're when you open a water bottle
Yeah, okay, water's good. What are you talking about?
Well, be honest, are you more excited when you open a water bottle or you more excited when you open like a
soda
Okay
So what do you drink?
I'm water only.
Water like milk?
That's about it.
Oh you fucking milk?
Lookin good yeah.
Do you actually like soda?
No I don't like soda, I'm not a soda man.
I like soda like water.
I don't like water.
Why?
It doesn't even taste like anything.
Exactly.
It tastes like nothing.
I don't know how to explain it.
No, that's for a water.
It's so good.
Especially like it's like ice cold.
The only time I'll like water is if, like, I just got done like playing basketball and
I like worked out.
Anything like that's exerting energy is the only time I'll drink water.
Well, he's just like I just sit down on my fucking desk. Do you think I'm gonna be sitting here sitting on the water?
Wait, are you okay?
Wait, so how many bottles do you drink a day?
Of water probably one.
Bro, what the hell is wrong with you?
What?
That is so bad for you.
No, it's not. I drink a lot of other things.
Dude, doesn't matter. Doesn't add up correctly.
Everything I drink has water in it.
It doesn't matter.
It's not like
Well, I don't really like I like coconut water
That's good like you need normal water, so you can only drink
Well anything that's taste you know coconut water for me like it's a
Water does not taste good
Like I need if I'm putting some in my mouth it's got to have flavor
That's a horrible mindset
Are you on are you increasing enough?
Yeah, but I'm pretty trust me. That's gonna work with us this time. We're winning this shit
What's like you're like how bad it is died I died. Oh my die is really good
Earlier was that
No, why are y'all saying cats and my diet's actually gonna go into the chat
I sort of got the chance to put my diet bro. My diet is actually
Okay, like pro what are you gonna tell your dice good you only breakfast. I don't eat breakfast
That's bad. That's how like wake up probably like 10 a.m
And then I won't eat anything until right before stream and so I guess like
That's not good bro, you're so cooked.
And usually when I eat breakfast I wonder if I should get in life or sometimes I'm eating rice.
I wonder if we're rich.
Yeah, but you don't cook at all?
No, I do cook at all.
I'm down.
Ron, I'm down.
You can't get down.
You can't get down.
Oh really?
Oh, really? You said you were locked in, I bet.
I'm not seeing it.
Oh, wait, I can't. I can see us tomorrow.
Do it before you get time.
Yeah, but how, like, you give it sick as fuck.
It's big three, like, this is the easiest one.
Wait, I hear a player trying to get an image on it?
Yeah, yeah.
24
Yeah, they hit a lot of damage I couldn't get the finish either so you guys are like shit that sucks
Wait so like you feel like normal like that's a day like you don't feel like shit at all
What do you mean?
Cuz like you only drink one one water but like well if I'm if I'm acted
I'll have I'll have probably have like two three water
But like if it's just a we talk about like small ones like small plastic ones not like little mini ones, but like normal size
Why'd you say like that? I mean, I'm not much of a jimmer actually not much
My body's all natural like my body's all like just like not working out and shit
alright someone someone told me you're on petrified
are you on reddit?
yeah
for real?
yes
damn
is that why like how does it work?
uh how old are you?
15
is that 15?
16
yeah you're good
22?
Don't worry bro, I'm not gonna hop on it.
I was just wondering.
I mean, what do you mean, how does it work?
You do not get on it.
Like, what does it do?
No, I'm not.
It basically just like, it's like, uh...
Like, it suppresses your appetite or something?
Yeah, it makes you not, it makes you like, full when you eat, like, very little food.
I'm actually pretty solid this game, I also have six shockwaves, are you gonna shoot anybody?
Don't get it bro everyone's just looking at it, I just paused here, I hit my 20 but...
It's all good.
You can come to my box if you want.
Holy shit, my fucking system build is in serve nations and shit.
You're paying a 16 year old 40k?
You guys make it sound weird. Y'all make it sound like it's like some weird shit
We have to use two minis three bigs
Let me get a big and then you can pop some of this I
Feel like we have not that like bad on services team. No
no we're good I mean I have like I have like a hundred damage you it doesn't
count on not bodies by the way not bodies don't kind of damage
Yo monkey man, like what are you saying, bro?
Hey, knock bodies don't count for surge?
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
When you finish people, it doesn't count.
Oh my gosh.
Here.
Let's drop you.
The editor's wall.
Ready?
Go.
Here, let's drop again, to edit this wall, ready, go.
Left or right?
Well, like, let's pause, pause like a damnit.
We got a wrap right side, I'm going to drop this right side, ready?
I can't give you my truck there at only 130.
I'm a little big, not a bad shot.
You got anything to eat?
Yeah, I do.
Alright, we gotta get some surge, bro.
Chad sir just kind of hard. It's way easier when you're landing like to get to your eye.
Okay, that makes sense. So right now we're basically playing like the game on like hard.
You're basically putting me through hard mode. Yeah. It's like, I have something.
with you. One two. For real? Yeah. Alright, alright, good. 58 up so it's not gonna hit
for like two zones. Nah, real time. Just get ready to go, can I see you? Yeah, I have
Shots if you want
I
Nice great rotates
We look look in front of me from you from you ready
We could try this team
I'm getting out.
Look, you got lobby right here.
Yeah, where?
Out of the...
I think it's casualty.
I see it.
He basically won't come. I'll try to go early.
Yeah, I did about me. I'm hoping right now. I have two minutes of the tip.
I see that.
You have a armor? I've pointed it a lot. Or not?
Not really.
This way this way, we learn where to get something.
I'm not with you.
I'm dropping heels and shit up there.
Wait, we have good spirit.
Yeah. I told you I had plenty of work.
That ass had plenty of work.
There they go again.
Come come come come come.
Come to me.
Come to me.
Come to me.
Come to me.
Somebody is falling.
No.
I'm shooting.
I got a new target rolling.
RRRRRR RRRR!
What the fuck is he widebumped!
He just got smacked in the face.
I gotta watch it back... I gotta watch it back so that I can do different...
Got a water view.
like what am I looking at bro
Just bad awareness.
Just bad awareness.
Should have reset, should have saw him breaking that, reset the wall, gotta be, gotta be ultra
aware of all my surroundings not just what I'm focused in that hand. Yeah. Should have
into the right. Yeah.
Was it for sure? What was I at? What was I at?
Did he hit me 160?
What's the next game it's in like 10 minutes
We're in a little reload game. Give my fighting up. Give my fighting up. I don't think we have enough time for that
if you unless you want to just back out after
Okay, I mean jet these are good notes. These are good notes first game first game took too much damage, right had to had to
Make sure I'm over building second game unaware unaware
it's all good though because it's just scripts
we're gonna show up on the matters, you know?
I deadass think we should fight off spawn!
Yeah I know, there's two teams there, so I...
you're gonna also learn from tomorrow and Tuesday
You're gonna learn you're really gonna be
Chilling by the time it's been one time
I did one am I what are you gonna play this one?
Like like the different cash cups and stuff or not. Yeah, if you want me to but if you want to play with
We should definitely play
I don't really care.
Cause I think this is attractive.
And again, we're gonna do good in this too.
It's a nice big day, bro.
I'm training for the whole week.
I first turned it back.
You know what they're talking about they're saying like it's like what Michael Jordan came out of retirement
No
He averaged 20 points a game?
If I could average 20 points a game, we would have been CS.
Second Tom Brady came back from the mugs.
Exactly, bro.
Exactly.
You averaged negative six today, bro, you can't compare today.
It's an unrealistic game scenario.
This is not the loop we're going to have.
Oh my god! I'm so ass!
If you keep going, you're gonna be killing me. You can't give up, you know?
it fell slack there's no giving up in me
playlay do damage and then block yours it's all this game is very simple
of
the
I actually understand it now this game is very simple you do damage and then you block
Oh
See chat no, that's a nice shot
All right hold up
Oh my god
Oh, fuck, I need to be that.
How good is arc compared to clicks?
Oh, you know how I pickaxe clicks that land?
You pickaxe them?
Son.
I don't even want to tell you guys what I just saw on my phone.
I'm going to tell you what I just saw on my phone, genuinely, I just looked in my phone.
Open my Instagram bm's 15 girls flooded.
I don't, it's so annoying, bro.
Ugh, I don't want you!
Ugh!
Three soda?
A little bit.
I don't like soda. It's not a soda. It's not a soda. It's genuinely not a soda.
Why, Darla, yo, what did you just send me, Darla, yo, I don't know what you think this
is, but why did Darla just text me that she ordered a one wish willow and then a wink face?
Oh, Darla, if you bring a one wish willow anywhere near me,
I'm putting you in a suitcase
and shipping you across the country.
If you think I'm waking up in the middle of the night
to you doing this and standing in a fucking corner
like this, smiling, you got me all kinds of fucked up.
I don't know why you're bringing
that cursed shit into the house.
Do not, oh, but you can scream no, no, no at me.
Yes, that's different.
You know what I'm gonna do?
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna break a one wish willow
and wish that I win FNCS.
Oh God.
Can you name a car for an edit?
I'm going to say is this guy right here speak effects.
This guy speak effects.
Lacey and R die from fall damage in your first game and then somebody's in the comments.
I have to be honest.
Lacey's looking better than clicks.
Thank you.
It's literally what I've been saying.
It's not a paid comment, it's not a paid comment.
That guy's a clicks hater.
Bro, this drops about that.
Do you mess with this?
Lacey and clicks cook deshi in basketball twice.
Hey!
I mean, y'all got to admit watching this film back?
watching this film back I genuinely look
arguably I could be in the NBA like my
My court vision?
Hi!
Look at that pass.
The court vision?
Come on, bro.
That's a great take.
Your life depends on his way.
Oh.
He doesn't even know where he's at.
I'm too nice yo, I'm so nice
I'm really watching my like brother
Look at this. I don't even know where I'm passing a ball to in his hands
No, I'm just actually him I'm actually just him
All right, let's lock in.
It's the last game.
Oh yeah, so keep it.
Guess what?
It doesn't matter.
What amount of defense you play, you can't stop this.
I point the spot out.
I tell him to step up.
Full court.
Game time.
Fuck out of here.
Let's run this shit.
Let's win this game.
Let's win this game.
Let's run this shit. Let's win this game. Let's win this game
So go bro, we should have one last time when we got chopped. We're gonna win this game
She has three weeks out
I'm telling y'all we're winning this shit.
How about I say fuck it, land battlewoods?
Not done.
The mod, PME, like...
Um, if Lacey doesn't think you guys are so fancy.
For what? What did I do?
I don't know.
What's the motherfuckers name splash splash you're a fucking bitch fuck you
I'm not forcing you do anything here remember lacy has 16k viewers could negatively impact screams if you don't follow the rules
I know I'll have no problem with you but Lacey has no fucks to give.
Haha!
Yeah!
Yo, what?
There's a guy on us.
Here.
He landed on you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
one HP on him. Oh buddy looks like a loot out. Do you want to take out a loot you little
son of a bitch? Dead. Oh yeah. Good aim boy. Go search for the game. Thank you. Wait that
might be his teammate over here. Fuck me he wasn't laying on us let's go kill him. It's
got to be a teammate that landed over at that other split
north
yeah, it could be
there we go
now
I don't know if we might just leave him I guess
do you want a purple striker?
no, no, I'm good
okay, I'll just farm up
Well, I'm not going to lie. Okay. I'm not I was again like you know, but I genuinely think that like I know I'm not
Who do you think the best West players
The guy was in a play with
or actually I think I'm gonna speak to you first
okay, should I run it? I don't know if I'm gonna be good with it or not
first
what, the explosive one?
yeah
what do you have right now first?
uh, rapers, purple pieces right here
you know, the purple striker
Holy shit, another purple.
Yo daddy!
Thank you for the sub, bro.
I got one mini and one big pop, but I'm gonna go buy one here, okay, there's two bigs here,
here. Let me probably pop one. I hope the other one.
Not a match out. Not a match out right now.
Oh
My god
I
Guess you're second close friends. How is it even possible?
What just happened?
It popped the big
I mean, here comes.
We kind of just like, you got equal search, right?
Yeah, you're good.
I have a lot of search.
Are these people re-inventing what's what you think?
They're full T8.
Go shoot the back one, right? 3, 2, 1.
70.
Watch your back.
I'm gonna chop this again.
Right here.
Come right, come right.
Haha bitch!
You thought pussy!
Keep it front.
Okay, come up, come up there.
Coming on you.
Oh my god
Yo, Lacey this guy's tripped off me
I don't even know like
I'm not even playing bad, I'm not even doing anything wrong.
I'm jumping around, I'm building, I'm shockwaving, I'm playing, I'm fucking, and I'm just getting
a headshot snipe.
People are just keen, because it's the third game, it's always the most dead one, but like,
wow, that was, you just got no scope.
Wait, he no scope me?
there's no I got sure shot him how do I check your play how do I check your
play how do I check it
Cod left tab.
If I open it, it's repairing now, and I got no scope.
Oh my god!
Oh it's cause you got fried, I'm pretty sure you were low already.
But he's just hiding behind a fucking rock bro.
He's just stream sniping too, I know who this is.
oh my god
where's his teammate?
oh my god I'm not surprised even here he just wasted shockwaves to fucking chase us
What the fuck is this, bro?
Bro, is she the- Yo. Press H.
each.
shaking head chat can't even scream can't even scream bro just shaking head
man
use just because they're trying to clip farm yeah but I can get their clip
farm I'm trying to practice yeah I'm trying to practice bro like go ahead and
stream say what I'm playing ranked and get your clip don't do it when I'm trying
scrim in practice for FNCS. Scrim are done too for the night of it. It's absolutely unbelievable
bro be honest how many more games you think I got to like to take I have no idea maybe
like four or five
Wait, what rank are you right now, silver one?
I don't know how to check a book a lot.
I don't even know how to get to rank.
I like a fucking lot.
I'm almost silver three.
Oh, wait, you're chilling then.
You'll get in like two games.
Have Drew play?
Wait, but can you d-rank?
Yes.
All right, Ark.
I'm going to go hit.
I'm gonna go hit fucking I'm gonna go over
Are you gonna be on for a while or no?
Yeah, I'm gonna be on probably like two more hours. All right
But get off listen tomorrow
Arc listen tomorrow is fucking game time is game time
Tomorrow the vision cup. We're actually winning it and I'm telling them come to my a game. I'm have I'm having new monitor
I'm coming fully well now
Never friend over friend away. Wait by the way, do not let drew player in your
Your account why you're gonna get banned even on my PC. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I'll just do it then
I'm doing on Sherman. I'm a hit. I'm a hit board right now. I
Bet just don't don't land even playing account because you're gonna get banned for account sharing and stuff
Okay, that's probably watching you
I
Got it. I got this trust me, bro. I bet I'm gonna see you tomorrow. I go like bro
It's game time chat, chat is changing the game time, changing the game time bro.
Time for me to hit gold.
Gotta hit gold, so I can play FNCS tomorrow.
You know what I need, won't you let me have a thing?
Won't you let me have a thing?
That's what I need
That's what she needs
All of my life, all of my life
Until it's taken, that's it
Give me all of my life
Game time! Game time!
Stop playing no games!
I
Hold my head
Moron!
Yo...
How long does it play?
Does it take for me to hit this shit?
Yo, ladies, I got you, bro.
Ladies, ladies, after this game, bro, after I hit gold, bro.
How long does it take for me to get a game?
Nice, nice.
I
Everybody's going against me everybody thinks that I can't do it
Everybody thinks I can well guess what it's fucking game time. I'm here to head gold. I'm here to head gold
Let only coach you guys. I don't need a coach for right the fuck
What does the prediction say? What does the prediction say?
Does Lacy win 84% on no? Bet. I like when the odds are stacked against me.
I love when the odds are stacked against me.
If I win this game, I think I could hit go.
Why am I jerking me around all of a sudden?
Yeah, so I thought, well fuck, it's better to leave the uncontested, well fuck, it's
better to leave the go-go-contested.
Well, I genuinely can't wait until I fucking, like, wait in the tournament tomorrow and I
Shut this chat up. Well, I can't wait till me an art with this tournament the whole chat shuts up
Sad
What is that?
I'm not gonna say it's learning how to play, I'm not learning, I'm talking to someone who
used to be a pro in this game. I'm not just now learning how to play.
How are you a pro but almost died to a silver player? Because it's not a silver
player bro that's called a fucking stream sniper
I've noticed something about him.
Someone's here.
I can't see them.
He knows where I'm at because they can just have my stream open.
It's just such an unfair advantage when someone can crouch on a roof and know I'm gonna run
to that roof because they're watching my stream.
It's such an unfair advantage, bro.
It's such an unfair advantage, bro.
calling me an it why is my PC making that noise it sounds like a fucking
fought fighter jet
And stream then no one even wants to watch fortnight
You know what it is? I got to change my skin. People, people know my skin.
Wait chat what comes after silver three
gold one so realistically if I win if I win this game I hit it
I think I think I think within the next month chat I can be a top five player on West
Go ahead, chatbot on the predate!
Go ahead, chatbot on the predate!
Not yet go for it. Go ahead vote on the pretty vote against me watch what happens
Nice same guy you kill me last games in my game
Generally it's generally possible
I can't wait until Peter Griffin chased me around the entire game with this fucking fat suit on.
Nice little kill there to it, I'm at it all.
I think I'm breaking up I did ask you breaking up
I need to get out of here.
I need to get out of here.
I need to get out of here.
He just doesn't even care about the game, he just dies dancing, like you know how miserable
you have to be to say here and spend your time making sure I don't hit gold by like
Please I gotta I gotta please I gotta get a solo and I gotta get a solo and I'm not gonna
Love this because now because now the chat now now the chats in my head
Not letting anybody carry me y'all been saying backpack backpack get carried all game
I don't care y'all been saying it all day backpack backpack pack getting carried. I'll let anybody do it not let anybody
Fucking fucking carry me, bro. Cuz no matter who I play with y'all say they carry me. It doesn't even matter anymore
Your spectator. Yeah, I'm a spectator, but watch this. I'm hitting this shit solo. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I give a fuck
I don't give a fuck
I'm tired of this shat doubting me.
screen. I'm going to tap my cap a little bit. If anybody in the chat wants to buy tapcaps,
they dropped today, one o'clock, PST. They actually dropped tapcaps.com. It actually
helps with stress in between games if you want to go get tapcaps. It helps a lot with
stress actually. I'm just beside myself, bro. I'm genuinely beside myself. I don't understand
Now I just lose.
Like, am I just a known loser at this point?
And I just can't get a game, bro. I just can't get a game.
Like, can I please just get into a game?
Oh my gosh.
bro is actually annoying just sitting here waiting to fucking pre-game lobby
for a game bro
oh y'all been a three minute queue
Come on man, yeah, I'm still in chew, bro
Come on just give me a game, bro
gotcha baited all you idiots I bet in a game
How much do you think she's like?
Same guy every game, you're a loser.
You're a peer bomb on my soul, you would have been better off your month's swallowed.
That comeshider that put down her inner vagina.
Whoever was 14, 15 years ago you loser.
This world would be such a better place.
If there's no way I'm sitting here grinding for that, I guess it's 2023 again, bro.
I
Can't time came time now it's actually
I'm gonna look in the stream, ready, losses.
This game's never gonna be good.
of
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Well, you have motion.
Well, you have motion.
We need big pots and then y'all are going to seek here and say, oh, you're copie
Not cheating!
What do you want me to do fucking to eat the big pot there?
I
Not see me, what do you want me to do fucking leave the big pot there?
I'm dead. I'm fucking dead as hell.
Give me that cum juice, man.
Wait, it doesn't even work.
Hey.
Holy shit.
You're the fucking chug-jug right there and sitting in the open. What the hell?
How did that get there?
Oh
My god
Oh my god, I'm making whoa, I thought I'm making I
Did that just better make it
Trying to fucking hit gold bruhs all the guy wants to do is hit gold.
No more, Mr. Nice Guy.
Just die the fucking giga-goon god dude!
Storm a mile away from zone. I'm running from storm the whole fucking game
All right, you might go oh my god, I'm almost cold. Oh my god. This is the one chat. I gotta go to the bathroom real quick and do a line
You know what, you know what, you know what, I'm not gonna go high on my screen.
Dead ass, dead ass, I'm not gonna go high on my screen.
Come on, change my title to some creative shit, bro.
Come on, change my title.
No, struggling to hit golden fortnight new tap caps out now for tonight grind
Well that weak ass title bro, I'm changing my I'm making my own title, bro
What's wrong with my title W. Tates, what are you talking about?
Like the fact I'm sitting here 10 hours deep into a stream
Trying to hate gold so I can play fns fns to see tomorrow
My one a predict
you
you
you
you
you
you
You know I love this song
Oh
Must be a fucking hot job or something
I don't know what I don't know what I'm supposed to do I don't know how to play the game
I don't know how to play for night anymore like this is the amok a lot this is the entire
reason I stopped playing in the first place because Fortnite doesn't do anything about
stream snipers and there's nothing you could do. There's nothing you could do about it.
There's literally nothing you could do. There's nothing you could do.
I'm not even going to be able to play FNCS, bro. I'm not even going to do it to play to
Best player on West, like me, not even gonna be able to play FNCS.
You know what y'all are right?
I'm stopping my streaming, I'm putting a 15 minute delay on.
I'll be right back.
I just realized y'all arent even going to be able to see, y'all aren't even going to
to be able to hear me for 15 minutes.
Y'all aren't going to be able to hear me for 15 minutes.
I'm going to ask Katie to read the chat, either, because it's a 15 minute delay.
15 minute delay.
I wonder what the chat's saying right now, bro.
I got this 15 minute delay on.
Can't even see the chat because of the delay.
How did you die?
How did you die there?
son you died you keep dying bro all it makes sense why y'all are sit why I'm
seeing this chat now because I'm seeing this chat now because I died 15 minutes
Where'd you go?
Not even acting, but okay chat, not even acting, not even acting, but okay.
At least you're skinny, appreciate that bro.
That is facts, at least I am.
Actually appreciate that.
I'm probably going to start drinking only water like straight up wait Marlins live
Life!
In time, Eddie. Time to head over to the surface.
There's fucking teaming!
Well, I feel like the whole world's just against me, dude.
This is what I need, like...
God, this is so boring.
I'm not even going to make gold.
I'm not even going to make gold.
I'm not playing with anybody bro, I'm doing this shit myself, I'm doing this shit myself.
I can do this shit myself chat facts or no if I actually lock in broken broken y'all
Can you guys just do me a paper and stop streaming typing like actually
You crying over a game you need to be signing job applications
I need motivation, I've dead meat motivation, this is turning into a fucking marathon bro.
I want everybody in here to remember a moment where you just didn't think you were going
to make it.
You know what?
I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm going to quit.
Things were just unbearable.
Every possible thing that could happen went wrong.
I got a newsflash for everybody in here.
You defeated every single one of those moments because you hear your track record for surviving
hard days, days you weren't going to make it insurmountable days.
Your track record for surviving those days is 100%.
You survived every hate-up, you survived all the evictions, you survived the firings, you
survived all the trouble you ever been in.
Every bad thing you've ever had, you survived it.
You survived them all.
So you gotta understand what's happening.
This is life.
Life don't care.
It just keeps coming.
You get the next card, you get the next card,
because life is dealing them out.
For some time now, I understand that for just a step,
one is my purpose, one am I here?
Why do I have to go through this pain with you?
Why do I have to go through this fear of a time?
Why can't it just be peaceful all the time?
Go ahead, yes! Everybody go against me!
Everybody go against me!
Go ahead, yes!
Do this!
I know it is about yourself.
You ain't gonna know what to do.
Get your books and go save it.
Everything ain't in a...
96% of 9 million channel points on me losing
of
death
of
death
of
Get down.
Please give me some room.
Oh my god.
What is my loo?
What is my loo?
Oh my god, I'm at the chest. Please give me a gold shotgun. Please give me a gold shotgun.
please
of
come on boy
yeah
go ahead and run away from the goat
keep running, keep running, I'm not proud of that, I chased my friend
Like, you'd think that Fortnite would eight years into the game just maybe have a system
in place where if there's a player that kills someone four times and every time they kill
them they back out of the game and queue into another game and kill the same player, just
maybe they have a system in place where they get like a cooldown or something on queuing.
No, no, nope.
Just let the same guy queue and kill me 15 games in a row
and drive me absolutely fucking crazy
and make me go schizo.
And make me wanna go on top of a building in real life
and jump off and wash my head splatter
all over the pavement.
I don't think I'm going to hit gold.
I don't think I can do it on true and jad, I don't think it's possible.
I landed at a whole different place across the map and within like five minutes I had
four people like flying in on me.
I just don't think it's possible.
You'd think by the 15th time you died to him,
you know how to not die to him.
I mean, yeah, maybe if it was a 1v1,
but when I'm getting shot by one guy from behind me
with an explosive AR,
and then every time I try to build,
I have another guy on my left
spraying me with a burst while I have a guy smacking on my wall and then I have the same guy landing on me
You know, it just gets a little fucking hard to to to fight the same guy four times
Coat yeah
And the chat rage beats me bro in the chat
It's Ted makes you want to fucking punch something the chat makes me when I see this fucking fraud that what is this fraud with this?
What even is in his mouth?
Oh, Makuta is Peter Griffin, Peter Griffin, Cal me in the free game lobby, nice.
Is this Fortnite or therapy?
game brings a bad side to me out, bro. I'm sitting here at 11.30 even not for ten and
and a half hours get a stream snipe by the same 10 players every game.
I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy.
And then look at these kids in the chat saying, show screen, I'm not showing my screen.
Like of course you idiots want me to show my screen so you can fucking stream save me.
Well you know what?
I have god loot so I welcome you with open fucking arms.
I welcome you with open arms.
Oh
That's you say me go ahead. See what happens
Watch how quick you're gonna get shit
I
Want a prediction
First game I actually had moved.
Go ahead.
Go ahead if I want to.
Watch how a little stuff it doesn't shoot.
Can't ask for much more
I'm in the first game I got moving mats. Go ahead and shrink site me. Go ahead and shrink site me son.
All this looting and farming just to die.
I just have a shot of a Peter Griffin in the corner of my eye.
No. No. It's fucking Peter Griffin.
I
Don't be out of the storm leave me get out of the storm I have a guy chasing me in the storm bro
Now I have to
I'm dead.
What?
Leave the game bro.
Nope.
Getting chased in storm.
I
Bet he feels so fulfilled in his life, bro
Almost midnight you're chasing me around in storm stream sniping me at your mom's house. You should get a job, bro
I don't know. I don't know how to report him, bro.
This shit is deadass making me rethink if I even want to play FNCS. I'm not kidding.
Like, do I really want to sit here and play this game?
Oh my God, I found him.
F-A-E-Y.
What does this do? What does blocking someone do? Please tell me what blocking someone does.
This does nothing, he can still stream snipe me.
Report him, he'll get a 14 day ban?
Oh my God.
Thank you for your player report for stream sniping.
To track the status of your report, check this page.
So if I did it I could get as ruin his kids hole fncs
I could ruin his kids hole fncs
Just because he wanted to be funny in the middle of the night at midnight and stream signing for three hours now
I'm gonna follow through on this fucking report. I'm gonna make sure he gets banned and now you can't play division cups
Fuck you. I don't care. I'm petty
I don't know how to check his stats on Fortnite Tracker.
He doesn't even, oh my god, oh my god, he can't even...
I don't care I don't care cuz now he's not even gonna be able to play you're not gonna
play division 3 anymore bro. I just want to go to bed. Chad does one win get me to
And gold, yes or no?
Why do you need gold for the division cup tomorrow?
at this point invite ARC.
I'm getting followed from the bus, I'm getting followed,
I'm sort of, I don't care.
I'm dead, I don't even have a gun.
Absolutely insane. Can we see the game? No, I'm not showing you the fucking game. No,
you not showing you the game so you can just fucking go flying land on me you
You can look at my face the whole game.
I have no, I have nothing.
I have Z.
I literally have no room.
I'm in the middle of nowhere
I'm about to head into a random POI. I don't it's just a popular POI
I don't know if I'm about to go into a fucking like warfare all out war battlegrounds
shit on bitch
oh my god he had no room, what is this?
Oh my god, there's someone in that bush.
Where is that?
Oh my god!
Look at these guys.
There's a zero rake's.
There's a zero rake's chat.
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I want this weak ass explosive rifle, bro.
Chad, y'all think this is a game?
fucking endgaming ranked
My chat is the one this is the one chat
They're just teeming, they're teeming, hiding behind the same stairs!
Bro, look like I just...
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm so close.
Getting stream sniped and teamed on.
This game is actually terrible, bro.
I don't care if I get an icon skin.
So don't say Gigi icon skin.
I'm not getting the fucking icon skin, bro, ever.
I did ask you like I'm fucking
back in 2023 again, bro.
like I'm 10 and a half 11 hours into my stream I'm hungry and I just see uplots typing my
chat bro like what is my life oh my god
Such a hard life, yo, do you guys think that my life is easy or something?
Genuine question, do you guys think that my life is easy?
Yes, okay, so what about it?
What about, what about my life is so easy, then?
Everything, no, no, no, don't say everything.
Give me a detail.
Give me a specific detail, what about my life is so easy?
Money, okay, but money doesn't come from a fucking tree.
I had to work for my money.
Money didn't grow on a tree and spawn in my backyard.
Okay, I have to work for my money.
I have to work for it.
You have some, you have people that clean up for you
and do all of the shitty jobs.
Yeah, it's called running a business, buddy.
It's called running a fucking business.
It's called being the captain of a ship.
I'm the captain of a ship.
This shit isn't fucking sweet, son.
I'm the captain of a fucking ship.
I don't even know what that means.
Game time chat. I'm about to head gold. I'm about to head gold. I'm about to head gold
right now. This is the game.
I don't know why I'm saying Gigi.
Now I'm pissed now I'm pissed now now I now I'm actually pissin I'm about to have
a good look at my loot bro if you think I'm dying this game in a fight you're
crazy
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Oh, and here come all the stream snipers.
Oh, he's getting more focused on me, he's focused on me.
Oh, I'm no mad, so I'm shooting the game over.
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Yeah, why did I just use my big ball?
Good reaction time, I'm not gonna lie.
I think I hit it. I think I hit it.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try and get the gun.
I'm just going to try and get the gun.
Okay, little box-like practice out of that chow.
I knew there was someone camping above me.
All the people who voted yes and believe in me.
I'm about to win y'all some points, bro.
That was typical gamer.
Fucking pissed on me.
Fucking pissed on typical gamer.
come on, bring it on, watch the smoke with daddy, watch the smoke with daddy, you want
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I think I hit gold though.
I think this is enough to get gold.
Did I do it?
Don't care about a fucking level up.
Yes, yes, I hit gold.
Oh my God, I hit gold.
Yes.
Yes.
We're ready for FNCS.
We're FNCS ready.
We're FNCS ready.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
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