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06-09-2026 Β· 10h 19m
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Hey.
Yo.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's get it!
Lacey, you're looking awfully skinny today.
Can definitely tell you've been in the gym
and focusing on your diet and eating right.
Body's looking good.
Skin looking, clear, smile looking great.
Body tea.
Thank you so much, bro.
Genuinely thank you so much, bro.
Genuinely thank you so much for saying that.
It's not a fake chat.
It's 2026, I'm not, it's 2026,
I'm not reading fake chats anymore.
Why do you start to stream to straight bullshit?
Listen, listen.
So I wasn't even gonna go live this early, bro.
I genuinely wasn't even gonna go live this early
because I'm gonna be honest, I got straight Baylash.
I got nothing, dude.
Literally I got nothing.
I have absolutely nothing planned
until FNCS today at six o'clock.
So right now I have about four and a half hours
of straight fucking Baylash.
Literally straight Baylash.
Nothing, I got nothing to do.
We know son.
Marlin, hang out with Marlin.
Yeah, I wanna hang out with Marlin,
but I don't know where Marlin's at, bro.
Steal Jason's content.
What's Jason doing?
Bro, I don't even know what that a I wouldn't came even is that I'm not even content. I want to steal I
How am I gonna leech off of League of Legends content?
Look at tap-cap on eBay, but not I'm gonna tell y'all I'm gonna tell y'all why I am live a little late today
So as you guys know tap-cap sold out yesterday, um
It truly was not expected
We had the amount of quantity was supposed to last us until the next drop because we 10x'd it and it sold out in under two days.
So we had a call today with the distribution company that basically makes and distributes the tap caps and we're trying to get another batch made within the next few weeks.
so we can have a little bit more stock on the website
for people who didn't get some in general marketing.
Because still, we're three drops in
and we have not gotten to test normal marketing yet
because every time me and Klicks go live,
we sell the dropout.
We have not gotten to test like newspaper ads
or like website ads or TikTok ads.
We haven't gotten to test any form of ads.
So we're trying to get a little more stock
in the next couple of weeks, but I'm not going to be pushing.
I'm not going to be promoting it.
I'm going to tell you all when the stock comes back out,
but I'm not going to be like pushing it hard.
We're just going to try normal call Marlin FaceTime Marlin.
I'm not going to lie.
If my life, if I had a gun pointed back in my head
and they said, call one person who you don't think
is going to answer and you will survive,
I would call Marlin because I am like 99% sure and so confident that he's not going to answer
the phone.
Prime example, prime example, gun to the back of your head, call someone you know is not
going to pick up.
I'm calling Marlin 10 out of 10 times.
I'm calling Marlin.
Maybe who's another person I would call actually.
Oh, wait, I would call range.
I would call.
call me back hello are you on a toilet yeah hey girl how you doing man are you
coming to the house today somebody get to see you today nothing just a whole lot
of Baylash bro wait you even know what Baylash is you haven't even been here
for the new update yeah I want to turn to me yesterday
You know I'm a game of my self, so I'm trying to get into it, you know what I mean?
Listen, Marlon, you say the word, I'll drop Ark, me and you, we're at FNCS, bro.
No fucking way.
Yes, dude, yes.
I know that you could pick it up and become good so quick that me and you could win FNCS.
Well, so you're in FNCS, right?
Like, you are in the tournament.
Yes, I'm in the tournament.
Well, no, not yet.
I have to get top 50 today to qualify for FNCS.
Hey, that's the, that's really was the best.
That's the best of the best of the best players in the world and the fact that I even came back from a two-year break
And it already in the conversation of the best of the best players winning tournaments just shows I'm a pro
No
They're saying best of the best
Flabby tits listen. I called you because I wanted to say bro. I miss you man and I
Want I want a bro. I want to stream super. I want to hang out. What are you gonna? What are you gonna come over?
Now I'm gonna be on a few things ever great bro you just got off a tour
Yes, we have to we gotta do a 24 hour. Oh my god, we should all do a 24 hour a core 24 hours
Yeah, that would actually hit wait, but also I called you because that my chat asked if there were
Top three people in the world if I had a gun to the back of my head who I would call that
I don't think would answer the phone and it was you rage
And I don't know who's third
But no, so he always answers my calls
Yeah, but you didn't answer so thanks for making me survive
Okay, I'll see you later
Hi, he's literally wiping his ass on camera.
Um, okay, should I test rage?
Face time rage.
You're a walking condom ad?
What does that even mean?
Yeah, I think rage would be number one.
Yeah, genuinely, Rage would be number one.
I don't think Rage has ever picked up my phone call.
I genuinely think I could be dying
and Rage could see me calling him
and he wouldn't pick up the phone.
Yep, okay, I am correct.
All right, give me another name.
Rug.
Rug will answer.
Rug always answers.
FaceTime Rug.
If he's not busy, if he's not busy, Rugg always answers and if he is busy, he always
sends me a text right away and says can't answer right now doing this.
Okay, Rugg didn't answer, but I know Rugg will call me back.
I know Rug will call me back.
Rug always calls me back, right?
Right, he, oh, bro.
He always calls me back.
Okay, FaceTime Yana.
Bro, Yana always, every time Yana calls me,
I answer the phone.
So, surely she'll answer me when I call her, right?
I'm really realizing it right now, bro.
I'm really realizing it right now, bro.
Nobody answers my phone calls.
Charlie answers my phone calls.
Clicks.
FaceTime Cody.
Shirley clicks answers my phone call.
Yo.
Hello?
Clicks?
Hello?
Clicks?
Okay, don't not, oh he's calling me back.
Clearly it was a bug.
Hello?
Oh my gosh, you answered.
What's up, bro? I'm live. I was I was just doing a test calling all my friends to see who picks up the phone
You're the actually the first person to pick up
Why didn't you answer yesterday
I wasn't gonna call clip farm. I was gonna call and
Oh, dude, you're coming twice.
I knew you were to shit talk me and Vito.
I was not going to shit talk you and Vito,
even though you guys got 300 to place.
Dude, listen, me and ARC1, bro.
Clicks, me and ARC1, dude.
Honestly, dude, I'm really proud of you, bro.
Like, listen, dude, you deadass won a lobby full of actual
droolers that barely have any hands.
And it's impressive.
It really is impressive that people are convinced that you
when an FNCS before me, when you are literally fighting people that are as old as your fucking
grandmother, they are, they are fully norwegian to the cliques, cliques, cliques, cliques.
You want to know, you want to know what it, it actually amazes me too, it amazes me too.
It amazes me too, cliques.
It amazes me how you can pick up the former FNCS winner and somehow make him shit.
Somehow, Cody Conrad Clicks can pick up the last FNCS winner and get dead last in division
cup.
It's not even possible
Enough with the excuses bro
Bro if you want to do it with me just tell me
You know, come out west making sure you won't, I promise you bro, we're gonna be shitting on you, dancing on you, leaving the game next to you, you know?
You're not calling bro, we're gonna make your life fucking miserable.
And then your shame's gonna come and see me shitting on you, I'm gonna run 22 minutes of ads and fucking farm them.
I'm gonna farm all the thugs, I'm gonna farm you.
And better back, on top of that, who's fucking waiting?
No genuinely, bro, it's not fucking cheating your way.
And, and you know what, and uh, and fuck you in, yeah, and fuck Topcaps.
What? You own Topcaps too? What the fuck?
Buddy, we, we, I need to say, what do you say, fuck that cat for?
You fucked the Zabgaps too.
The fuck?
You did the lip thing.
I did not, what lip thing?
All we needed was fortnight, rage bait, to bring back the lip thing.
I did not do the lip thing, I don't even know what the lip thing is.
You did the lip thing.
Wait, Rob's calling me.
Yeah, Ron.
No.
Why are you screaming?
I'm trying to relax.
Are you trying to relax?
Yeah.
My bad dude, are you like warming up for FNCS?
Yeah, we're practicing.
What have you been doing?
Are you warming up by like getting ready to get carried?
I didn't get carried actually.
Look at the statistics.
I actually had more kills than you yesterday.
No, you didn't.
You had 22 total.
That's a cat.
No, it's not.
Listen, Ron, if you want, I can coach you, bro.
You're talking to a pro.
You're talking to a pro.
I can coach you if you really want me to.
And even, listen, after I qualify for division two,
if you somehow don't qualify for division three today,
I'll drop down and I'll get you out of division three.
That doesn't even think it works like that.
It does. It does. I can play Division 3 with you.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
I thought I'm blocked in with my teammate.
No.
You could switch to you.
Oh wait, are you gonna drop Lays?
I would never drop Lays for you.
Yeah, can you do the lip thing? Don't make my day.
I don't know. I can't just do the lip thing.
I don't know. I don't just do...
I'm not doing the lip thing
Listen, you need to relax bro. You need to go practice a nice warm bath with a candle and you need to you need to prepare
Today's a big day. You have to qualify today wrong
Yeah, you can't finals is is in today or yeah, there's the last day for this week
I'm pretty sure the way it works is you've got to get division three and then now that
you're in division three you have to get top 100 to go to division two then once you're
in division two you've got to get top 50 to go to division one and then once you're in
division one that's when you qualify for FNCS.
So I need to just sit and be patient today, no running around.
Do not W key and go for kills today.
You get zero kill points.
Play for every end game.
Master your rotates.
Do not rotate into the center of zones because it's a bunch of drones and they'll lobby focus
you and have delay on.
Okay.
Do I need delay though?
Yes.
Yes.
you need to lay because I took off delay yesterday for a minute and my games kind of went to
shit actually you don't need to lay bro you don't need to lay my chat's telling me it's
825 right now it's what listen bro um yeah 825 alright I'll see you soon do the lip thing
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
This fucking lip thing, I can't just do the lip thing.
Peterbot is hunting you tonight.
Guys, I'm not scared of no fucking Peterbot.
You think I'm scared of fucking Peterbot?
Starting today, 316, 2026, me and Lacey himself
will be starting the stable Lacey Lock-In
by July 1st, 2026.
We will both cut our body fat percentage in half.
Lacey is 32% and we'll get to 16%.
Stable Ronaldo is 29% and we'll get to 14%.
If we don't, we will run a marathon for cheering.
So how long do we have?
We have three weeks.
Wait, can you still edit tweets?
And if this tweet and make it say like 2027
Look at PBM's new tattoo someone said meet PBM's new tattoo
I show speed has officially released a trailer for his upcoming streaming tour of the World Cup
Riley Moran?
Whoa!
Are you gonna be live?
Of course.
Yeah, what is this quality?
Here we go.
Here we go, Jack!
Are you gonna be alive?
Of course.
Wait, Jack, where is he?
I need to be alive.
Who?
Yo, I'm sorry.
How are you brother?
I'm good.
Welcome, great to have you here.
Thank you.
So, what are your plan?
Who is this guy?
This is for the World Cup.
I guess you have the way to see me.
That's the FIFA president.
Okay, this might be a dumb question.
Listen, I'm asking a question because I'm uneducated
and I wanna know, is the FIFA president
the same person who runs the World Cup?
Yes. Okay. So I thought, I thought FIFA, the FIFA president just owned the FIFA video game.
I didn't know that he actually owned the whole entire World Cup and auto football matches.
Oh, shit, World Cup Tour.
World Cup Tour.
So does that mean speed's going to every World Cup game?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That is actually, yo.
That's actually crazy, bro.
That's impossible, oh, okay, well.
Fun fact chat, I'm actually gonna be going
to some World Cup games too.
Oh wait, I didn't even ask y'all yet.
Okay, so we have a small issue, okay?
We have a small issue.
And this is a genuine concern that I have.
So I got invited to go to the World Cup final.
New York
Okay, now the issue is
The World Cup final is the same day as
FNCS
So
Here's my options right now.
I can either go to the World Cup final off stream and just go to the game or I can fly
back to LA and stream and play FNCS and do a watch party of the World Cup game.
I can't you can't stream at the World Cup final. We cannot stream
So I have to decide if I want to go to the game and then
Play FNCS from New Jersey where I'll be a hundred ping or I do a World Cup watch party
Here in LA and then play FNCS that night
Chat's going to say FNCS, but it's a once in a lifetime type of thing.
I get that and I do see what y'all are saying.
It is a once in a lifetime type of thing, but I just, I just don't, like, how do I say
in the nicest way possible, bro.
I personally don't really care if that makes sense.
Like, I don't know how to, I don't really fall,
you know what I'm saying, I don't really fall away.
Like,
like I don't really fall away,
I don't really care that much.
They can change the date of the World Cup game?
Wait, can they do that?
Like, I feel like this is me personally.
I feel like I would enjoy the game more
if I was in the comfort of my own home reacting
to it on stream with my chat.
I feel like I would enjoy the game more personally.
But I was the same way with the Superbowl.
Like I got invited to go to a suite at the Superbowl, but I personally enjoyed the Superbowl
more reacting to it on stream with y'all watching it on stream.
I dubbed going to the Superbowl in person so I could watch it on stream.
I feel like you would regret not watch partying after FNCS if you went to the game.
Yeah, I think I would.
Here's PBM's tattoo.
My newest tattoo.
What does it say?
Does that say hood up?
Oh, diva.
Oh my God.
I thought he got a hood of tattoo on his.
I thought I did ask how he got a hood attached to you on his torso.
Holy shit.
Okay.
Wait, I mean, bro.
Okay.
That's right.
PBM, you a diva, you a diva max.
Hey, he's a diva, bro.
That's Prince.
It's not zesty stop saying slay. He's a diva. He's a diva
So wait, so max max what are these called again these little diamonds on a cheek those are kind of swag
Dermals so max has dermals adiba tattoo he has black boy throat
Hey, fair enough, bro. Fair enough, bro. Fair enough, bro.
He's not, yo, yo, stop, stop saying this shit about Max, bro. I know Max. Max is just,
Max is a very artistic person. He's very in touch with all sides of his, of his body.
So he, he, he's a very, um, um, what's the word like, like, not autistic, artistic.
He's artistic, aesthetic, yes, Max is very aesthetic.
That's why he got this diva tattoo.
He got this diva tattoo because he wanted to be aesthetic, bro.
And it is like, if you look at it, it's a very good, it's a very good tattoo.
He likes to express himself, okay?
Not fruity, it's not fruity, it's normal, bro.
Y'all are acting like he got a dick in balls tatted on him.
It says diva.
What does diva even mean?
Diva probably has multiple meanings
that y'all don't even know about.
Highly talented female means goddess.
Highly successful, iconic, and confident women, okay?
Diva meaning man.
For a man calling someone a diva implies they are temperamental, high maintenance, and demand
special treatment and overly dramatic.
Okay. Basically what he's trying to say in this tattoo, I know Max. Max is trying to
say he's like confident, confident and confident. That's that's what he's trying to say. Confident.
Stop laughing, no, he's cute, he is cute.
Y'all see the 7.5 or not, what does that mean?
What does that mean?
All right.
Call him.
Bro, he's not going to answer me.
He's not going to answer me, bro.
OK.
FaceTime Max.
Starting a FaceTime call to Max.
Do you see his piece?
Where do y'all see his piece?
I think you guys are gay!
I was gonna call him and tell him that I like his tattoo.
But you guys gotta understand, bro, that's Prince.
He's not gonna answer, bro.
friends. Bro, you guys can't judge tattoos. You guys can't judge. Bro, people, when they
get tattoos on their body, that's their body. That's what they want the tattoo on their
bodies. Okay. They're using tattoos to express their self. You guys, it's not on your body.
You cannot judge tattoos, right?
Like for me, for example, you guys always judge my tattoos.
These tattoos are hard.
To me.
To me.
Okay.
Ah, John Pork, you didn't get a tap cap?
Can you do this?
Wait, by the way, since you're in division two now, there's kill points.
be way easier? Put it on! God, there's two points! What is this? No, not this again!
Okay, lock in. I'm closing check
Sounds like a fucking jet taking off. What is this? I mean I might as well assert it sounds like some shit condo would make
I don't know why you're perfect!
Helmaheads.
It's a hip-hop song? Maybe some shit Jay-Z would do?
Maybe some shit Jay-Z would do? I don't fucking know.
What the fuck is this? I've never heard this!
Astro World
What do you say? Astro World? Is this Trav?
Astro World
Astro World?
Astro World?
what you what you know about rolling down in the D
That's not a hip-hop song. That's not a hip-hop song. Cheater. How did I cheat? How did I
Chi. Alright, what's this one? Oh my god, I know this song. My friends are in the bathroom
I'm getting higher than the Empire State!
It's called like fun, I think. Fun. What?
What?
What?
Oh, beautiful things.
It's beautiful things by Benson Boney.
Yep. Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy. Easy baby, super two. Super two. I'm not cheating.
I'm not cheating, Chad. That's beautiful things by Benson Bonnet. You did not know that, I
didn't know that, but how did I get it right then? Blackboy Max keeps on raising the bar.
Psycheclamy, butt reduction, anti-eyebrow piercing,
diva tattoo.
My fuckers are mad that someone's comfortable
in their own skin and expressing themselves.
Y'all just hate to see a man and touch what it is.
Y'all hate to see a man and touch what it's feminine side.
That's what people hate.
Y'all think that a man should just be
this big masculine dude, like no bro,
nothing's wrong with being a man
that's in touch with your feminine side,
in touch with your emotions.
I guess this random n-word is arc.
Are you dumb?
It is.
going to lie my eyebrow slit looking so clean.
That's hard, bro.
Yo, Carter, that's hard, bro.
That's hard.
That's hard.
That's hard.
That's hard.
What is this?
Food guesser.
not going to be good at food guesser like what even is this oh guess where the dish
is from? I don't think that's India. That's not India. It's, it looks like
beef stew a little bit, like a little bit of chicken rice and boy slop. I actually
No, no, no, Kauai?
You guys think it's India?
It's not India.
It's, it's not India.
Lebanon?
No, not Lebanon.
Might be Nigerian.
I don't know, any polling?
What is it, Peru?
Or what, this food guesser game sucks.
Are these fucking bananas?
What do you mean guess where bananas are from?
Jamaica's ice cold plantains palm oil.
It features ripe plantains that are grilled to perfection.
Oh, wait, this is, oh, oh my God.
It's got it, I think it's Nigerian.
Yep.
Yep.
Shout out to Silky for telling me that.
Actually shout out to Silky for telling me that.
I remember there's this place that Silky ordered
and they had, it came with, it came with
Um, the, this like jerk chicken and then it came with a rice with, oh my gosh, what was
it?
It was rice with this, um, uh, like beef gravy on it.
And then it came with a side of, of these, like they were like, they were like, like,
like, like sweet plantains and they were so good.
Silky said it was a Nigerian spot.
Ew.
Fucking salad?
Like what the fuck is this shit?
What the fuck is this shit?
This is definitely Italian.
I don't know why it's just giving Italian.
Ooh, Italy borders it.
Wait, what is Italy border?
Isn't it Italy border?
Wait, grease.
What is Italy border?
France?
Nice.
I'm actually on fire.
Yeah, I'm too good at this food shit.
Sweet crafted from simple ingredients, primarily sugar.
Small colorful starlight candies.
Small colorful starlight candies.
This kid, this is giving Japan, it's giving Japan.
Oh! Actually what a guess! Actually what a guess!
What's a plate off?
Swear to god I didn't reach out, oh god I didn't reach out, oh god I didn't.
You guys I can't win with this game because no matter what I do you guys are gonna say I'm reading chat
This right here. Oh my gosh. Wait. This is whatever Bardan is
This is whatever bar whatever ethnicity Bardan is. I think he's Armenian
It's a kebab
Turkish is it Turkish?
Nope.
Oh, but it's a rainy, you ever said that you're right.
But it's a rainy, it doesn't even come up.
Lebanon?
No.
It's Peru Persian?
It's Peru Persian is it grease
Damn bro. Oh was I ran
What is this light and airy sponge cake known for its delicate texture
What's a place that you would eat like a light and airy like cake?
China.
What's it called?
Okay.
Oh, Paris.
France.
France.
France, France.
And I don't want to hear anybody say that I'm cheating because if you look at the chat,
no one in the chat said France.
No one in the chat said France, New Zealand, Japan, Korea, Egypt, Canada, Erie.
Like you guys can't say I'm reading chat.
I'm just good with food.
What is this?
tomatoes, onions, and rice? Japan? I don't know this one I'm not gonna lie I'm looking
chat. Oh it could be Thailand. No. Spain? No. Oh Vietnam. What? Poland? It was Mexico.
It was Mexico?
What is this?
A rich, dense dessert.
Never seen this before in my life.
It looks fucking disgusting.
This is probably some United Kingdom shit.
Yep, how'd I know?
It was fucking, how'd I know?
How did I know?
London?
I can see it being France, oh it borders France, Italy?
That's Italian?
Man, nobody in Italy is making out, what is this?
I gave up on this game, bro, back to reactions.
Back to reactions, bro.
That food shit dead ass got me, like, turn up.
That food shit dead ass turned me up a little bit.
Play this game.
No!
Not this again!
Fuck it, I've gotta get 82 now.
Shaq, let me get a few games.
Let me get a few games.
Let me get a few games.
New team, new team, new team, new team, new team,
new team, new team, new team.
Lakers in the 90s, give me a shack.
Oh my God, that's so good, give me a shack.
Good start, good start, good start.
Phoenix in the 10s.
It's not an addiction, Chad, it's not an addiction.
Charles Barkley, not a bad shout, not a bad shout at all.
It's not, Chad, let me get a few games.
Let me get a few games.
Gilbert or Michael Jordan, right?
I'll take Gilbert and Rita's at the point.
Guys, can you guys tell me why it's impossible
for me to get, like genuinely, why is it impossible
for me to get 82 and up?
Why is it impossible?
You need wilt.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, I got Michael Jordan.
Please give me wilt.
Oh, oh, oh my God.
This is it, this is it, this is it.
I've been trying for a week.
This is the one.
I have prime MJ in Will when he was averaging 40 and 25.
Oh my God, this is it.
This is it.
This is it.
I gotta reshuffle era.
I could get SGA.
I could get Kevin Durant.
I could get...
Please give me 20s.
Please give me 20s.
Oh my gosh, Dale Ellis, okay?
Not terrible, not terrible, average in 26 a game.
Do I take Zion?
Please give me a God point guard, please.
Jerry West.
Oh my God, this is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
That was the one, man.
That was the one man. Fuck this shit. Genuinely fuck this shit.
Come read. I'm redrafting. I'm redrafting. I'm redrafting.
Chad, why can I not get this?
Give me LeBron.
Huh? I'm gonna fucking rip it!
Fuck! This shit!
I just got 80 and 2 bro.
And I can't get a good team like they I can't get a good team to start. I'm just gonna
Check can you guys tell me what I'm doing wrong?
They keep giving me the same shit
Just pack it up
It's actually over.
It's actually over.
Chad, do I reshuffle team or era?
Do I reshuffle team or era?
Which one?
Maybe I get like the zeros or the tens.
LeBron.
Oh, do you wait at point?
It's not bad.
It's not a bad point guard.
It's not a bad point guard.
Atlanta in the 90s, Dominique Wilkins.
Not terrible.
Not terrible.
Can you leakers?
GGs.
Yeah, I don't think it's possible.
I'm actually getting sad.
So I'm actually getting sad.
This is actually fucking sad.
Give me Bob McAdoo, bro
Please give me a better team Atlanta
This is just set
Okay starting with Luca at point averaging almost a 30 point triple double, please
Kevin Durant as small forward.
Oh my god.
Give me, give me will, give me will, give me will, give me will!
I'm never going to
I'm never going 82-0.
Never going 82-0.
It's never going to happen.
I actually think I could sit here.
Chat, facts are no.
I could genuinely sit here for arguably a week and I wouldn't be able to get 82-0.
It's a good start.
It's a good start.
Phoenix in the 60s.
I can't shuffle team.
You know you can move the players around.
Yes, I know, dumb fuck, but that doesn't do anything for me.
This is just, like, I might actually just sit here
and do a fucking sub-a-thon on this game.
I might sit here and do a fucking 82 and 0 sub-a-thon
until I get 82 and 0.
Until I get 82 and 0, I'm gonna sit here
and play with my dick and balls.
World B free up point guard, not even bad, bro.
Or do I get Bob Mack, I'm getting Bob Mack into it, center.
Tim Duncan at Power Forward. Surely this is an 82 and L worthy team.
It's over man. What's the point of this? The point of this is to get to 82 and L. And for some
reason someone just sends it in the chat every time and then I just get addicted because I fucking
I hate losing.
I'm never gonna get it.
I'm never gonna get it.
Is Joel and Bede even a good pickup?
I'd say whatever, sure.
Joel and Bede.
Diva. Don't call me a diva. Yeah, bro, I guess I'm going 82 another for the mellow
ball is my point guard like I guess. Here's the NFL version. Why would I do the NFL version
when I can't beat this version? Can you explain that to me? Maybe maybe explain that to me
a little bit chat. Why would I do the NFL version if I can't even do the NBA version?
Let me just explain that to me a little bit in the chat.
If you guys wouldn't mind, nice, I got LeBron.
Okay, wait, oh my God, wait a minute, this is a good start.
Wait a minute, this is genuinely a good start.
This is genuinely a good start, and Yolkich!
Oh my God, this is a good start.
Oh my God, this could be it.
This could genuinely be it.
This could genuinely be it.
Has anybody in the chat gotten it?
Has anyone in the chat gotten 80, two and O?
Once.
Don't lie.
Be honest.
He keeps giving me the same teams.
Pelicans in the 10s.
The Marcus Cousins is my bet.
Anthony, the Marcus Cousins is my best bet right now.
But if I get like LeBron in the tens, it's just over.
I'm just not going 82 and no with Carmelo Anthony.
No way someone in the chat's gotten it four times.
Don't troll me.
Actually don't troll me.
Cause that'll genuinely make me upset.
It's not hard. What do you mean? It's not hard. Yes, it is
And I get it I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I'm addicted to this
I'm genuinely addicted to the fact that I cannot get 82 and oh
If I just get it one time, I'll never hop on this game again. Please
Please
But I'm getting Antswan Jameson as my best fucking player, Bernard King.
Fuck outta here.
Prime Delight Howard's not even bad.
I'm doing how it's not even bad.
Come on, give me the heat, give me the heat.
It's not even fun.
Wait, Jack, can I get it this time?
Oh my God, give me MJ.
Give me MJ.
Give me MJ.
Oh my God, we'll be free, average and 30 a game.
Oh my God, this might be it.
This might be it.
This might be it.
This might be it.
This might be it.
This might be it.
Denver in the 70s, David Thompson?
What do I do?
Re-spin era.
But who am I going for if I'm re-spinning era, Yolkic?
Or do I take David Thompson?
And Zion just fucks me again.
Hold on.
It's never going to happen.
I could sit here for days.
I'm Kevin Durant, Detroit in the 70s with Bob Lamir.
And then I just see someone in the Michael Jordan.
Oh my God, oh my God, I have Kevin Durant and Michael Jordan.
Please, please, please, please give me, give me wilt, give me wilt.
The Nard King.
GG's.
GG, this is boring.
I don't care, leave the stream, bro.
Like just leave the stream, bro.
Like I don't care.
I need to get 82 and no, just to like, like,
oh my God, that's, wait, do I take Oscar Robinson chat?
Chad, do I take Oscar Robinson?
Do I take Oscar Robinson or no?
Oh my God, that's such a good point guard.
That's such a good point guard to start.
Please give me will.
Lakers in the 70s.
Jerry Westerkareem.
Do I take Jerry Westerkareem?
This is an ad by the way, I guess this is a fucking ad?
Give me curry, give me curry, give me curry.
Hold!
No!
Fucking Billy Thompson!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I'm genuinely sorry if you're bored like I'm not even kidding. I'm genuinely sorry. I'm genuinely sorry if you're bored
but this shit is just this shit is just demoralizing as a human being to me. This shit is genuinely demoralizing as a human being because the worst part is this is literally all luck.
It's literally all luck. I can't control this and that's the part that's really bothering me is I can't control this
Billy night why would I want fucking Billy night if I don't get a will just over
Yeah, I might just get off I genuinely might I might I'm not even kidding I might I might
genuinely and stream this has nothing to do with ball knowledge by the way for someone
who's just who just said you have no ball knowledge this has nothing to do with ball
knowledge by the way has nothing to do with ball knowledge this is literally just complete
utter bullshit is what it is.
It's complete and utter bullshit.
It's full RNG.
Washington in the 20s.
I'm reshuffling, era, give me wilt.
Give me wilt.
You're still flying, yes.
Fuck you.
I had Russell Westbrook don't care 82 and over here watch this bang 82 and oh oh my god
79 yeah I suck I fucking suck am I going too fast yet Michael Jordan reshuffle era
reshuffle era give me MJ give me MJ demar de rosin I asked for Michael Jordan I get demar de
a rose in. Oh my god. Please, please give me will give me will give me will. Okay. Walt
Bellamy. Walt Bellamy. Walt Bellamy at center chat. Fuck it. We'll take him. We'll take
Minnesota, Kevin Garnett.
Will's an automatic win?
No, Will is not an automatic win.
You lying sack of shit.
You fucking lying sack of no good shit.
Will is not an automatic win.
I've gotten Will three times and it's not an automatic win.
So don't fucking sit here and lie to me, you piece of shit.
I just got 82 and 0.
There's no way you guys are just casually getting 80, ripping 82 and 0s.
You're trolling, right?
You guys are trolling, right?
Oh, Chad, who do I take here?
Do I hit a reshuffle?
Who do I take here do I get a kid a reshuffle? What do you guys think?
Parim? No, but I think Magic Johnson's better. And I could play him at three positions.
That's a good point guard, Magic Johnson.
Brooklyn in the zeros I'm gonna reshuffle team please give me a good team Pacers
I feel defeated. I feel fucking defeated. I feel fucking defeated.
No, no, no, I thought it was will I thought Washington in the 60s was willed
It's oh yeah, I feel so sad right now, and then I get this weak ass heat team again
that just fucking actually blow donkey dick like the heat genuinely blow oh my god the wrong oh my god
please
okay do i take dale ellis or do i reshuffle era
Please.
Why are you guys pointing and laughing?
Yeah, bro, give me fucking D'Angelo like I get I guess there's a single chance in history
that I'm going undefeated with D'Angelo Russell as my starting point guard.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, dude.
Nice.
I'm gonna go fuck myself.
I'm gonna go jerk off right now.
I don't give a fuck about this anymore.
I'm gonna go jerk my dick right now.
I'm literally gonna leave the street and I'm gonna go jerk off.
I'm gonna go jerk off.
I'm literally gonna leave this street and I'm gonna go jerk off. I'm gonna go jerk off
Steph Curry starting point guard not bad not bad
LeBron and Curry that's LeBron and Curry
Oh my God, please give me a good team.
Please give me a good team.
Jermino Neal's not terrible, Jermino Neal's not terrible.
Shaq or Kobe, Shaq or Kobe, which one do I take?
I feel like I got to take Kobe here.
Wait, but no, but Shaq averaging 27 and 12
with 2.6 blocks a game?
82 and 0.
Steph Curry, LeBron James, Laker, Shack,
Jermain O'Neill and Charles Barkley, 82 and L.
Okay, we're starting off with LeBron again.
We're starting off with LeBron again.
This is our I am LeBron and Wilt already 82 and oh this is the one oh my god no no no
I can't get LeBron again.
me please give me a good team in the in the in the zeroes please please please please
charlotte
Do I waste my era?
Who can I even get from a Charlotte era?
This guy's not even bad though, Mashedburn 27 and 5?
I don't even see Kenba.
Kenba's not even hearing aids.
I think I'd say Jamal Mashedford.
twenty-seven and five with a steel
I hate myself. I hate my life. I hate my fucking life. I hate my fucking pussy little life.
This little pussy life that I live. This fucking little pussy ass little bitch life. I'm a little
bitch. I'm a little dirty little bitch. That's what I am. I'm a dirty pussy little bitch.
I genuinely give up.
I genuinely give up.
Chad is it normal to not get an 82 and 0 this often?
Do I take Shack or do I take Kobe?
Do I take Shack or Kobe?
I gotta take Kobe and pray that I get will.
Give me will, give me will, give me will.
Kobe and Joellen Bede.
Kobe Joellen Beaton, Derek Rose.
And Damian Lillard.
I mean, this team's maybe getting 50 wins.
Maybe getting 50 wins.
Throw in Antoine Jamison.
Maybe getting 30.
Anything about reactions?
Yo, fuck your reactions, bro.
Like, go fuck yourself.
How's that?
How's that for a reaction?
Is that the fucking reaction you wanted, you little bitch?
Fuck you.
Like you said, I don't wanna do reactions.
I wanna do reactions.
I wanna do reactions.
But I need to win this.
I need to win.
I will sit here all fucking day, I don't care at this point.
Don is that point guard?
Yo, to all the people in my chat, I'm genuinely sorry.
Not even, I'm not even kidding, I'm genuinely sorry.
I'm genuinely sorry.
I don't, I don't know, I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do, I'm genuinely trying, like genuinely I'm trying.
I'm trying so hard, actually matter of fact, like I'm trying so hard.
I'm trying, I'm actually trying, it's not lose equals funny.
Stop saying lose equals funny, I'm not, like, you think I'm sitting here trying to fucking
lose?
Stop giving me these weak ass teens.
It's not that hard to close the tab, but then I lose, then I let this stupid game win.
I let this stupid game win.
Give me wilts, please.
Hate my life.
I'm such a fucking chud.
I'm such a chud.
My best bet is Victor Wembenjama.
I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't think it's possible.
Is it crazy to say that?
Is it crazy to say that?
Is it crazy to say that it's not possible?
Yeah, is it crazy to say that?
Like genuinely.
Do I take Elgin Baylor or Will?
Do I take Elgin Baylor or Will?
He's only averaging 20 and 20 though this will is dog shit this Elgin Baylor is a dog
Oh my God.
Oh my God, Curry.
Wait, this could be it.
This could genuinely be it.
Give me MJ.
I'm going to cry.
Like I don't know what to do.
I want to get off.
I don't want to be playing this.
I don't want to play anymore.
Please, please give me will.
Please give me will. Please. I'm begging on my knees. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
I have LGP where it will please just give me good luck. Please just give me good luck.
Please. And I'm supposed to go 82 and no with the middle of all that point guard.
Dave Bing sounds like a dude who invented Bing bro, I'm stuck in a cycle or I think
Bayley Howell. Is there even a chance?
Shailen Brunson at point guard.
Houston in the 70s, Elvin Hayes average in 20,
that's not bad, that's actually not bad.
Please man.
Give me the good Luca, give me the good Luca.
Dirk, whoever sends this link every stream,
you're a piece of shit, yeah you are,
you're a fucking no good piece of shit
with your dirty life, fuck you.
I hate myself, but I don't think you guys ever see it, I don't want to be playing this.
Like I genuinely don't want to be playing this.
I want it, I want LeBron, LeBron, LeBron, LeBron, please give me 60s warriors.
Get off. I can't. I physically can't get myself to get off. I physically can't get myself to get off the game.
Bruh! Sean Kemp!
Will to like complete this.
It's never going to happen chat you guys genuinely you guys genuinely don't think I'm ever going
to get it.
I'm so close to ending stream. I'm not kidding. I'm so close to ending my fucking stream. I'm so close. Like I've never been this angry. I've never been this angry before.
Okay, I have Wil and KD. Wil, KD and Dominique Wilkins. Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
I gotta pray.
I'm gonna pray I get something crazy.
Not playing this off stream, bro.
I'm not like, you guys think I'm gonna sit here
and play this shit off stream?
Do I look like a fucking loser?
Do I look like a fucking loser to you?
I probably do look like a loser to you
because I am a loser.
I am a loser.
There's people who get on this thing
and get it first try.
What is wrong with me?
What is wrong with me?
Bro, please give me will, please just give me will, Lakers in the 60s, Elgin Baylor at
small forward, sure bro.
to rant trying.
Surely this is the one!
Ahhhh!
There's no way you're still on this, go fuck yourself, go fuck yourself, you piece of shit.
Go fuck yourself.
The Marcus Cousins or AD?
You mean the Marcus Cousins.
Oh, Rage is calling me.
Hey Rage.
Yeah, you live?
Yeah, I'm streaming, bro.
I'm good.
I was just calling to check in and say hi,
see how you were doing, bro.
I'm not doing good right now, Rage.
Why?
Because I've been playing this fucking 82 and 0 game for the last hour and a half and
I have not been able to get 82 and 0 and I don't know what to do.
I feel fucking helpless, Rage.
I went 81 and 1 at three times and then I finally got it after two days.
Wait, you played this, you got 82 and 0?
Yeah.
What was your team?
Do you remember your team?
Um, fuck, I don't, but I don't think it was with,
I got it without what's its name, without will.
Bro, I've been playing for like two hours
and I haven't been able to get it.
You can't, you can't enter until you get it, bud.
You hear me?
You can't enter until you get it.
Locked, locked.
Locked, locked.
You can't enter until you get it, on God.
On God, I won't enter until I get it.
On God, I won't enter until I get it.
I don't care if it takes a whole day
I don't care if it takes 24 hours, nigga.
Okay, bet.
All right, no, no.
I'm not in the stream till I get it.
I'm not in the stream till I get it.
I don't have a fuck.
I don't have a fuck.
Fuck all the other content I have today.
Fuck FNCS.
I need to hit this shit.
I need to hit this shit.
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me MJ.
It shouldn't be this hard.
It shouldn't be this hard.
Okay, Magic Johnson.
That's a great fucking start, bro.
Give me will.
Give me will!
Chad be honest with me am I ever going to get it or not.
Actually, just be honest with me, chat.
I got it after 10 minutes. Well, that's good for you, you little fucking Ponzi bitch. That's good for you.
Unfortunately, I don't have that luxury to get to get that lucky. I've been playing this game for two hours.
What am I supposed to do here?
What am I supposed to do?
I can't get Elgin Baylor or Will.
What am I supposed to do?
Dick Barnett.
Like, like, refresh the tab?
Why?
And you guys just made me settle in, I hate this chat, I actually hate this chat.
We are bored of them. Leave. Leave the stream. Oh my God. How is this even possible?
Yeah, is this even like is this normal is this fucking normal?
Never getting it.
I'm never getting it.
It's genuinely not.
Thank you.
Thank you for at least telling me that it's not normal.
Thank you for at least telling me it's not normal.
Cause no one in this shack could get it either.
And that was really pissing me off.
Michael fucking Jordan.
Please get me wilt.
I'm just sad chat I just got it with Dave Bing as my yeah I don't care bro fuck you
and fuck Dave Bing fuck fuck this this game is so dumb
This game is so dumb.
Prime Steph Curry, Moses Malone, hold on,
we might be onto something.
We got Prime Steph Curry, Moses Malone.
Maybe I can reshuffle team here and get LeBron.
Carmelo Anthony, that's not bad either.
That's not bad either.
Maybe SGA? Spencer Haywood.
Kyrie, this might be the one.
Yeah, I think my game's bugged.
I genuinely think my game might be bugged.
MJ, okay, such a good start.
We have Michael Jordan. We have Michael Jordan.
Okay, now let me ask you all a question, chat.
Did Will Chamberlain play in the 70s, yes or no?
Did Will Chamberlain play in the 70s, yes or no?
So should I take Rick Berry here or do I reshuffle team?
I reshuffle team.
you
you
you
you
you
Check, can you guys help me, like can you guys do something in the chat to maybe help
me? You guys aren't like helping at all. You guys are fucking useless. No, that's
No, it's not LeMiki.
Cody can't play shooting guard.
Whatever.
68 and 14, whatever, bro.
Like that team in my opinion is going 82 and I don't give a fuck.
I don't even care.
I'm not going to watch.
I don't care.
I don't care about this game.
I'm getting off.
I don't care about this game.
I'm getting off.
Hold.
Oh my God, E2L.
What?
What?
Don't let him look at calm.
How?
How are you guys getting this an I can't?
You guys have to be cheating.
You guys are cheating.
You guys are cheating.
I'm not in the mood because I discovered this game and it's just I'm just not having a
fun time right now.
You know bro my chat doesn't believe that we're going to Oblok.
We are going to Oblok.
Yeah bro I told you we're going to Oblok.
Mark your calendars on June 13th.
Me and Lace you're going.
We're going to be live soon.
on June 13th, me and Lacey are going.
We're gonna be live streaming the whole thing
with no security.
No security, and we're just going to explore O-Block
and talk to the people that live there.
No, we're just depressed, bro.
We're gonna wear shirts that say press.
We're just gonna, you know,
keep it cordial, peaceful, everything.
We don't need security to go to O-Block, chat.
You guys have to understand.
But it's secure.
Wait, what's 63rd Street?
They're saying we should go there.
We can go to 63rd.
It's just a street in Chicago. We could go to 63rd.
We're going to Chicago, we're going to Oblast, we're going to 63rd, everything.
We're fine, bro.
We're going to be good, and then we're going to watch Cardi.
Cardi, ugh.
Cardi.
Alright, bro, I just wanted to get firmly, that's all.
Yeah, I'll see you there.
Wait, what's, bro, are you okay?
No, I'm not okay at all, bro. I'm not okay at all.
Wait, what happened?
There's this game and it's just it's fucking cursed this game. It's fucking cursed. I'm telling you
Not doing the lip thing dude, I'm trying to win this right now. I'm trying to win a fucking game right now Ron
Hold on.
Kawhi maybe?
Hold on.
Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
Oh my god!
This game is the fucking worst invention on the planet Earth.
I will sit here all fucking day if I have to.
I don't care.
I will sit here all fucking day if I have to.
I'm such a chud.
I'm genuinely such a fucking chud Charlotte in the 10s like what player played for the
Charlotte Hornets I'll tell you what player nobody fucking good buddy that's who nobody
fucking good ever came from the Charlotte fucking Hornets.
I don't think it's possible.
I don't think it's possible.
I don't think it's possible.
Wait.
It is, no it's not.
I think you guys are lying.
I think you guys are lying.
I think you guys are Photoshopping 82 and all.
I don't think it's possible.
Am I coping?
Is this Copage Chat?
Is this Copage right now?
Am I coping?
You can tell me if I'm coping.
All you have to do is pick the players that would go 82 and out together.
Wow.
Aren't you just a fucking genius?
Or aren't you just the smartest cookie in the fuckin'
Oreo pack, you little bitch?
Oh my God, warriors in the 90s.
I have a chance of getting curry or wilt here.
And I get nobody.
I get nobody, you wanna know why?
Cause I'm a fat and lard of shit with zero.
I have zero percent muscle on my body and all body fat.
I just had pure body fat.
Okay, prime curry and prime honest.
Give me wilt.
Oh my God, oh my God, Miami.
Give me LeBron, give me LeBron, give me LeBron.
Dwayne Wade's not bad.
Dwayne Wade's not bad, just give me wilt.
Just give me wilt.
Charles Barkley, give me wilt and it's 82 and 0.
Give me wilt and it's 82 and 0.
Give me will I feel defeated. I feel defeated. I feel genuinely defeated bro.
How how I know you're supposed to pick the best players. That's literally what I'm doing,
but I haven't even I haven't gotten up. I haven't gotten players good enough. What are you voting
on? What does he get a to own the next 10 minutes? Do not fucking vote on this. Do not
not vote on this. This is not a joke. You guys are not going to sit here and vote on
me for your entertainment like I'm some fucking puppet like I'm some fucking
puppet
just got 82 and oh no you didn't don't lie don't lie about getting 82 and oh
nice bro and the chat's just all voting against me because this chat hates me
You can chat me on this. Why do you guys hate me so much?
Why do you guys look at me like a piece of shit? Who would you you guys want to die?
I feel like you guys genuinely wish I died
It's never gonna happen it's never gonna happen
It's never gonna happen. I genuinely don't think it's good. I don't think it's possible anymore. I genuinely don't think it's possible. I
Would have gotten it by now. I
Should have been the worst fucking team in the history of teams
Great start Yolk itch great start Yolk is a good start chat
Yolkich is a good start now. Maybe give me give me Yanis
Tim Duncan Yolkich and Yanis
There it is bro there fucking is man on God I got it first try
Cool bird you want a fucking cookie like what do you like do you want a cookie cool cool?
I don't care what you did
did, primed up Luca at point guard, averaging a 30 point triple double, whoo, Russ, Russ,
Russ, oh my god, Russell Westbrook averaging a triple double, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Wait, wait, wait, wait, oh my God, Lakers in the 60s.
Elgin, Baylor, Avergain, 28 and 14.
Oh my God, this could be the one.
This could be the one.
Cleveland in the 90s.
Give me LeBron.
I
could have had Michael Jordan and Will.
I could have had Michael Jordan and Will.
Bro, I left like the hour ago, you're still on this.
Go die in a fucking fire.
I might actually just, I might get off, I might get off, I might get off, I might get
off.
I haven't even gone to do reaction.
Please!
Oh my God, we're starting off with Will, starting off with Will.
Okay, give me LeBron, give me LeBron, give me LeBron, give me LeBron.
The Nixon, okay, Mello, Mello's not bad, Mello's not bad.
Do Sacramento even have a good era?
I think I just take Cliff, no?
They have Oscar Robinson.
I gotta pray that I get Oscar Robinson nice, okay, but.
Nice, bro, I know I have genre.
My best option here is fucking genre, right?
Or Sharon Jackson, oh my God, I can't hear genre.
There's no way I hear genre in, is there?
MJ, maybe?
maybe? Oh my god. Oh my god.
I don't get it! I don't get it! Anyone better than Jared Jackson j-
Con 81 and one twice
Do I take Adrian Danly I
Take Adrian Danly right oh my god this team might do it this team might be able to do it
this team might genuinely be able to do it.
No, I didn't mean to do team, acres and the tents, oh my god.
Oh my god, Kobe. LeBron, Kobe, Dately, and Carl Malone.
Yes, that team's going 70 and 12.
In what universe is that team going 70 and 12?
In what universe is that team going 70 and fucking 12?
In what universe?
In what universe?
Am I the only person in this chat who hasn't done it yet?
Do I take Pete or change my team?
I'll take pistol feet.
If I get the 60s, I could get willed.
Give me LeBron, maybe?
Victor Aladipo.
Oh, yeah, Gigi's.
Oh, my God.
This is like, this is so demoralizing.
Oh my God, this is like, this is so demoralizing.
This is so demoralizing.
Yo, Leo, I don't care if you got it.
I don't care, dude.
Go fuck yourself.
Never hitting it.
I'm never getting it.
How are you mad at this?
What do you mean?
How am I mad at this?
How can I not be mad at this?
I've been doing it for over an hour.
I have every fucking right to be mad at this.
I have every right to be mad at this.
It's so stupid.
It's so fucking stupid.
Anybody saying you got 82 and on the first try you're lying you're a liar I don't like
You're a liar.
I just got 82 and I know you didn't, you're lying.
Fuck you, you'll fuck yourself, little bitch.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, give me your harness, this might be the one.
I give up.
I might have to just give up.
I might have to give up, Chad.
This is so sad.
Like, I actually, I don't know how to explain it to you guys.
I actually feel sad right now.
Like, I genuinely feel sadness in my heart.
Please just give me give me him
Oscar Robinson that's not bad it's a good point guard now give me will give me
will please give me will Sacramento in the 80s like this team sucks
Oh
It's sure give me Otis bro
Boston in the tens
Kyrie can I look like I can't
New era fuck this
Bill Russell
Wait a minute chat wait a minute chat
All right check if you guys tell me what I'm doing wrong. I'm not kidding. What am I doing wrong?
And then I get Oscar Robinson and I can't use them.
I can't use them.
Save your switches for what though?
Like save my switches for what?
This is so dumb.
Dude, I can't look here or I don't want to, but you're still playing.
Yeah, I'm not getting off till I beat this game.
I'm not getting off till I beat this game.
Give me Larry Bird.
I'm not playing FNC yesterday unless I beat this.
Will and Clyde Drexler. I have Will and Clyde Drexler right now. Will and Clyde Drexler.
And we'll be three averaging 30 a game. Wait, this might be the one.
Do I take Bob McAdoo or do I swap era do I do Bob McAdoo or I swap era?
It would have been the one.
It would have been the one.
It would have been the one if I could just move them.
It would have been the one if I could have Mo's Malone.
would have been the one. Oh my God. How? It's not possible. It's not possible. I don't think
it's possible. I genuinely don't think it's possible. I've done it like six times. No,
Oh, you having, you're a liar.
You're a no good dirty liar.
I thought that was will.
I thought this was will year.
It's not bad.
That's not bad.
Give me a different 90s team.
Bernard King not bad.
Chad, be honest, y'all want me to enter him.
You want to hold me to end streamer? I will. I'm not even kidding. I genuinely will.
I genuinely will, bro.
Play a song. I'm not playing a song. I'm beating this fucking game.
Wait a minute, Dominique Wilkins, LeBron, Paul Pierce, and Karim Al-Gujibor?
Give me MJ. Give me MJ and it's an 82 note.
Wait, wait, I can't get him. I can't get MJ. I can't get MJ.
I
How
Wait a minute, no, no, no, no, no!
How is this even possible?
I'm not a baby raging don't call me a fucking private little oh my god
God!
Chad, how long have I been playing this game for?
How long has it been?
I'm holding on to hope that I'm going to get well, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait
a minute, wait a minute, oh my god this is it!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
Oh, no! No, no, no, no!...
I don't know how it's possible, I don't know how it's possible.
I don't think it's possible.
Is it crazy to say that I don't think it's possible?
Is that a crazy thing to say?
In the 60s, do I shuffle era and try to get willed or do I take Joel and beat averaging
30 and 10.
Not bad.
Denver in the 70s.
Why is there a new predict?
Why is there a new predict?
You guys are not going to sit here and bet on, if I can, how, how can you guys even sit
here and bet on this?
This isn't even skilled.
This is pure RNG luck.
You shouldn't be able to put channel points on this.
I don't, I think there's something wrong with me.
I think there's something wrong with me.
I genuinely think there's something wrong with me.
I don't think it should be possible to,
I think my game's bugged.
Am I coping?
Am I coping or is my game not bowed?
Give me the sixties.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Elton Baylor and Wilt!
Please, please, please, please, Dallas in the 10s.
Okay, I mean, Luca averaging almost a 22 point triple,
double's not terrible.
Fuck it, Luca, please, Luca, please.
Denver in the 80s.
I can't get Alex English.
Who do I take your chat?
Who do I take your David Thompson?
Kiki but I feel like I feel like I can get a better power for all right. I feel
I can get a better power forward. I hope y'all didn't just fuck me over.
I had two of the best players and I still didn't get it.
That genuinely makes me lose all hope.
that genuinely makes me lose all hope.
I've genuinely lost all hope when it comes to this game.
I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding,
all my hope is gone.
I don't think it's possible.
I don't think I can do it.
I think I'm a loser.
I think I'm genuinely just a loser.
I don't think this game wants me to even have a chance.
I don't think it wants me to win.
I don't think it wants me to win.
Like right now, this is a great start.
This is a great start.
This is a phenomenal start.
Now give me Michael Jordan.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
This is it.
This is it.
Yeah.
AD, AD?
How?
Every player's 30, 30, what?
I'm Kevin Durant and prime Michael Jordan to start.
Give me will.
That's will.
That's wall.
That's wall.
That's wall.
Wait.
This is it.
Right here.
This is it.
This has to be it.
What do I do here chat chat?
What do I do here?
There's no good Memphis era though.
I just got to pray I get a God point card Dallas in the 80s who
I might as end my stream chat I might get off for the day this has that has killed my entire vibe
This is one of those things for me where it's like it's it's turning to one of those things where it's like actually killed my whole
Vogue for the rest of the day. I'm not kidding. I'm not I'm not trolling
Hold on a minute
Magic Johnson
World be free Grant Hill Kevin Durant and LeBron is going 71 11. Got it. Got it. Okay
Now I see exactly what this game is now. I see right through all the bullshit
I see right through all the bullshit. I'm seeing right through it. I'm seeing right fucking through it
Give me the 60s or the 20s, you give me the fucking 90s, the fucking 90s.
I feel so defeated.
The positions have to be realistic.
How about you come suck this dick?
How's that sound for you, bro?
How's that sound dude?
Does that sound fun?
Does that sound fun for you dude?
Can I bite it?
Like what is that?
What do you mean can you bite it?
There's no way I'm just giving you guys free points right now.
It's just prediction after prediction after prediction.
I'm just giving you guys points.
Wallahi, just give up.
Chad, how long have I been playing this for?
Two hours.
I'm a sad person.
I'm a sad person.
I'm a sad fucking person. I'm a loser.
I don't know what to say anymore.
I'm sorry, Jett.
No, Jett, I'm genuinely, I'm not kidding, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm actually sorry.
This is not what today's stream was supposed to be.
This actually was not what today's stream was supposed to be.
But I just don't get how this is possible.
I don't get how it's even possible for this to happen.
I truly don't get it.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I truly don't know what to do.
How are these things not?
Oh my god I did it!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
After four hours!
Oh my god.
Oscar Robertson, LeBron James, Kevin DeRitt, Patrick Ewing and Bill Russell, 82 and out.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, I didn't think it was ever going to happen.
I didn't think it was ever going to happen.
Oh my God, yes, yes, yes.
I didn't even have to get will I didn't even have to get will oh my gosh I did it I did
I feel so fucking accomplished right now.
Mods payout.
Now try NFL.
There's a NFL one?
What's this draft a perfect fantasy team.
2018.
Gotta go Aaron Rodgers at QB.
Gotta go Jack Doyle at tight end.
You start, you start, you start.
Hey, what is this game?
What is this game?
New York Giants, we got Eli Manning with 300 yards
29 touchdowns a game, okay, hold on Seattle 2002
I'm not gonna watch I can't do this bro. I'm not gonna
I want 80 to an L. I want 80 to an L. I want 80 to an L. I want 80 to an L. That's all that matters to me. That's genuinely all that matters to me.
Oh my god, bro. Yes, dude. Back to reactions. Finally.
Does your retardedness run in the family?
So, if I'm gonna say that I am from the Philippines, do you believe me?
You've never heard of the Philippines before.
Oh, where are you from? Where country are you from?
I'm from Pennsylvania.
Pennsylvania so that is one of the states of oh, so so so
How is this done on her saying what's wrong about that?
Fuck you Isaiah, that's why I got 82 and out suck my balls suck my balls bitch
First try lol not even a basketball fan. I guess this team went 82 and oh
You fucking cheated the system in Photoshop. This team did not go into it. No, you liar
Okay, nice little tap-cap rock. That's sick brother. That's sick
This is Lacey's whole philosophy
Nobody in this entire world
Wow! What is this anime about? I wanna watch this! What anime is this?
It's about a guy being fat? Fatland Saga?
We'll have to watch that.
Maybe Lacey was right shit ain't sweet and eerie.
You know how many bodies I might be able to ramp up in here?
Probably two. Two?
Okay, what's the best way to fold them in there?
You want to wrap him up.
You gotta be careful.
So what the losing is.
Put him in a tarp first.
Yeah, I will.
you
you
you
you
you
You
He's going, he's going.
He's going, he's going, he's going, he's going.
Throwing shit at them?
Bro!
Bro!
Are you serious?
What do they do?
They tackle them?
Wait, someone knocked him out?
He threw a traffic cone at his head and knocked him out.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
It's not this serious.
I know it gets heated, but it's not this serious
to hurt people over sports, bruh.
It's definitely not this serious.
I could get heckling and like like words and shit if you're wearing a spurs jersey
But like actually putting your hands on someone and knocking them out because they got the opposite teams jersey on
I don't know right access. That's that's too far in my opinion
That's too far in my opinion
What the fuck is this? Hey, wait, see thanks for sending out these top caps. I really like them
Bro, stop eating tap caps.
Every time we have a drop, this guy eats a tap cap.
They're not supposed to be eating.
You're supposed to click them and put them on your keyboard.
Stop eating our tap caps and they're just chewing it.
Look at them.
Like, why are you chewing it?
I'm pretty sure it says on a box, do not swallow.
Are they edible?
No, they're not.
What do you mean, are they edible?
Why would the tap caps be f-
Why would they be edible?
Some Clippers were never paid out.
Can you look into this?
I'll ask, but all Clippers should have been paid out.
I paid it, so.
But I'll double check after stream.
you
you
you
you
you
I was raised in this shit,
10,000 in trouble, got my keys up and shit,
bitch I'm shining,
waiting days for this shit,
big house in Atlanta,
I hate spades and my shit on my mind,
I get paid for this shit,
bitch gangsta forever,
I was made for this shit,
these rappers flogging,
they can't get played in my shit,
I can take a nigga beat it,
pull my wave on that bitch,
nimbus parking,
I lost my top,
let him see some,
she call me over like daddy,
Can you come beat some grease on me?
Then it over, then you fall, let me see some
Get it, I ain't beat some shit in me for a threesome
Say this, I'll get my dick into the limit
No, no, no, your face ain't chillin'
You ain't say that, man, send me
Turn this shit off, man, what the fuck was that?
Holy shit. Oh lordy lordy lord. Lacey try to get 82 and 0 one more time. Actually not a bad
shout. Actually not a bad shout at all. Here's your stats from FNCS yesterday. Hold on a minute.
chat. Let's be honest, these are not even bad stats facts or no, these are not even
bad stats.
22 eliminations.
6000 damage to players.
3500 damage from players.
I had 6% player accuracy, 78.9% edit accuracy,
and I was alive for almost the exact amount of same time
as ARC.
On my soul, that's not even bad.
That's not even bad.
For my first tournament back this is did you see this what? What is this?
The camera flew out of the car
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Ah!
Oop!
How does it even happen?
Braun and Lacey coming back to the game is so good. I'm not even joking. It is so good. It is the best thing in the world.
We need more of this.
Fortnite may be getting revived strictly because of that.
Michael, let me talk to you about it.
Sure, let me come with them.
Is that facts, sure?
Is that facts?
Are me and Ron reviving Fortnite?
Fortnite competitive, at least.
Listen, bro, I'm playing this whole season.
season. I'm not giving up. I want to win FNCS, bro. I want to win. That was the first time I sat
down and watched a four night tournament in years and I was actually entertained. Wait,
so y'all actually enjoyed watching the tournament yesterday, even though it was on delay, even
Even though I wasn't reading chat, I'll actually enjoy watching it.
fans assaulting anyone wearing a Spurs jersey.
He wrote his poor guy and they're just stomping on him.
He's not even doing it.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
He's literally just walking down the street, minding his own business.
He's not heckling anyone.
He's not talking shit.
He's just a fan of a different team.
Check.
You know what I'm saying?
Fuck the spark!
Fuck the spark!
Fuck the spark!
Fuck the spark!
Fuck the spark!
Fuck the spark!
Fuck the spark!
Fuck the spark!
Fuck the spark!
Bro, this should never get to this where we're hurting other humans because they like a different team, bro.
This is sad.
That's fucked up, bro.
have you ever been to a game? It doesn't matter. There's no excuse for this. There's no excuse
to jump people because they support a different team than you support. That's not like, you
can't, you cannot justify that. You cannot say, have you ever been to a game though?
But you can't justify jumping a dad because he's a spurs fan.
I don't know, Ralph.
Aren't you a spurs fan? No, I'm a Lakers fan, bro.
You should low-key get an e-bike like an e-ride pro 3.0. What is that?
I'm gonna be honest I got way too much mobility. I'm keeping it real. I have so much mobility already in my inventory
All right, Jeff
Yeah, what should I do until FNCS?
What should I do until FNCS? We have two hours go IRL. Okay, but what do you got? What what am I gonna go IRL?
What do y'all want me to go IRL because you say go IRL but like what?
Yo knows
So you just want me to go IRL for like to just to just to just do it or
I'm not going to Keynes.
I don't want to go to Keynes, bro.
Where's your new monitor?
Oh, where's my new monitor?
Pack draw?
Not a bad shot at all, actually.
Not a bad shot at all.
My, uh, my, wait, what did y'all ask where it was?
My what?
Oh, my monitor got delayed till Thursday.
Got delayed till Thursday.
So I'm not going to lie, I might actually
just go get a temp monitor for today.
I might have to get a temp monitor for today.
No, it's not that serious, though.
It's really not that serious.
It is.
No, it's not.
This monitor is fine for one more day.
I can use this monitor for one day chat.
It's not that serious.
It's division two, that's tough.
Do you guys think division two is hard for a guy like me?
Do you guys think division two is hard for a guy like me?
You literally said yesterday you had a headache. Yeah, but it but what I'm saying is is it worth
Going I know what I could do hold on
Drew
Tech drew and say come here
I have an idea chat I actually have an idea
I didn't get that.
Oh my, I fucking hate Siri.
I'm gonna text your German and say come here.
Come here.
Here's what I could do, chat.
Drew has a monitor.
What if I go to Drew's guest house,
swap out the monitor to my monitor?
Just for today.
And I use Drew's gaming monitor for just today.
Thoughts?
Go get blue light glasses.
Yeah, but is there anywhere I can get blue light glasses that
aren't going to like that I could get that are like nearby,
that I don't have to drive like 30 minutes for?
On pack draw all right fine chat you guys you guys have oh epic called me you guys have my word chat
I will play pack draw before FNCS today bro, okay
But what if I do bad on pack draw that it ruins my vibes for wait Sephora has blue light glasses
Wait come here. I have a question
um
Do you have a monitor?
How many hertz is it?
240, but it's worse than what it is.
What do you mean it's worse? It's 240.
And it's like, it's going to be more expensive.
It's way more than what I heard, like 100 hertz a day should be enough.
How do you get a 100 dollar 240 hertz monitor?
Why?
Because I need a temp monitor for today.
Empire, go buy one.
No, I don't want, I don't want to buy one.
You know, ladies, Camero, quick, I got a question for you.
So listen, ladies, listen, ladies, I just, I just have a question.
So, um, raised corrupted mind said, wow, an actual good Fortnite player.
Thank you, right?
The fucking has got ego
Drew
Drew
Can you can you get IRL
Bro, the chat, all right, I'm going to ask the chat if this is really a problem.
Let me know when the cams ready.
Because you guys seem to think that this is such a big deal that I have this monitor.
It's not that big of a deal.
You're playing.
That's what I'm saying.
You should get camera ready bro, what's up man?
Yeah bro, you got any advice today?
For FNCS?
Yeah, for real bro?
Yes, I actually do have some advice bro.
Here's my advice, who's I dealing with?
I don't know it many more.
I think that the main problem you guys had yesterday, and I'll see if we can talk about
is that you went for kills.
You went for kills when it's zero point per kill.
I was right here.
That's what I did?
You guys, as a team, went for kills.
You pushed dumbfights for no reason
when you get no points per kill.
That's true.
That's true.
If you also did, did you watch the games?
Yes, I bought a new video.
Let me see.
Yep, and see Henry tweets.
See Henry tweets, okay.
And then also, also, you turned your delay off
in the last two games.
That was silly to play.
you're gonna lay off in the last two games and also you didn't play a game and your mental was
good. You need to control your mental. So you need to you need to have good vibes the whole entire
tournament. I think that your mental was cooked when going in the last two games. I remember opening up
your stream in the lab in like one of the last games and you were sitting there
and you were like oh to kill myself and then I opened up your stream and I was
watching your last game and you uninstalled the game as soon as you got it I'll still live
No, you didn't read somebody, did you?
Cold.
Cold.
Cold.
Cold.
Cold.
It's ready?
It's hot.
It's hot.
Hello, hello, hello.
Ron, did you read solid?
How long is it going to take?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It actually says installing.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
I don't know.
It doesn't say installing.
One percent.
Wait.
Check the download.
Check how fast it's going.
Downloads at bottom left.
Check it.
Uh, okay.
It's going at about...
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It's not even...
Oh, no.
You're going at about...
Uh...
It says 45 minutes.
That's not...
I mean...
Oh, it's still a 1% it's not 1% it's not moving
It's at one gigabyte out of 58 that took about a minute
So it's gonna take a little over an hour for you
In ways I have some advice for you to ask. Thank you, bro
Lays has to get the blinker buff
No, it's true. It is a real thing. It is a real thing.
I think the blinker buff too.
That's awesome.
See, you wouldn't take a blinker before his flight. That's up to you.
If the vibes are good, I think we'd call regardless.
How about I just go by, what's the other thing?
The pen that you can just, like, chill.
I have that if you want it.
A card.
I literally have one if you want it.
Let's look at what we're talking about. A card.
See, you want me to get high before.
You ready?
Bro, I think we could call regardless.
You're not just gonna, like, turn into a retard magically.
Well, I'm talking like run in the open just be a ball but he's not gonna be able to make decisions if he's IGLing like
Listen
He's been a pretty good cat recently all of them giving you kisses. I know he loves me
He's gonna bite me. He's scared of fat people. Oh
Hey burger, oh
Why would he bite you just a little black pussy look at him burger come on
Likes you was a good little black pussy. You are a good little guy. I'm buying him a friend. Oh
Oh, wait, I'll get a cat and they can be friends you had a cat and you had Sadie McKenna
Basically farm a couple of clips for you
Intermecchini it's a farmers
And then gave away the cat and he died
Oh, it's just like how burger dies. Yes, and he actually got hit by a car
I mean, bro, I'm low-key down, I want to get him another friend, I want to get him a friend named Cheese.
Cheese Burger, yeah.
What, are you gonna get another Black Pussy?
I don't want another Black Pussy. One Black Pussy's enough.
It's like, I think I should switch it up, yeah?
Yeah, you should get, um, oh my god, you should get us a White Pussy.
A White Pussy, and you're gonna have a Black and White Pussy.
Oh, shit. Low-key.
I'm gonna get a kitten though.
I wanna raise it.
Or you could get, there's this one called a,
it's like a cinnamon roll.
I don't know.
It's called like a, it's a cat.
It's called like a something cinnamon roll.
Someone in the chat knows what cat I'm talking about.
They're all like brown ones.
No, it's a breed.
And I swear it's called like a something cinnamon roll.
Bro, they definitely know what I'm talking about.
A calco?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, look up.
Cinnamon cat.
This?
Like a brown pussy?
Uh, sort of.
Oh, it's a kitten.
It's a little brown.
Oh my god, you're gonna be a coon.
A what?
A coon.
What is that?
Search it up.
Get one.
What was that brown one?
Meen coon full size.
Big ass cat.
Guys, I had to spell it back.
Get one of them big ones.
Wait, this is huge.
Why would I?
That is way too big.
It's the size of a dog.
They get like the size of a dog.
They have a whore of them.
They walk around like a dog.
Oh, a Bengal cat.
No, bro.
You know what?
I really do want to get another cat from him, though,
because is it true that cats get, like, depressed
when they're alone?
I personally don't like cats.
OK, so when did I fucking ask that?
Because you want to know a fun fact?
If you died in the middle of the night
and no one was here to, like, save your body,
over time, your cat wouldn't be you.
And that means your cat is no world.
A dog would sit there and die next to you.
So that's the reason you don't like cats not not farm any more clips after the five clips that you guys
Oh, the reason I didn't like my old cat was because he just
He was he was he was an annoying sack of shit
Every morning 5 a.m. I wake up to him biting my toes. Wow. He loved you. No, he would bite my toes
And I'm allergic to cats. I'm allergic to burger bro. I just love them
I had to get rid of my old cat because I was allergic to him and he like maybe like have lashes and shit
Peking at the chat
Oh
You want us to fight this?
Hold on.
You might...
Burger.
Oh, shit.
He actually wants to fight a check.
Look at him.
He's getting ready to attack.
Burger, don't do it.
Burger, don't do it.
Burger, don't do it.
Burger, don't do it.
Burger, don't do it.
Good little black pussy.
Yeah, I don't know, bro. I want to get another one, though.
I think you should get a kitten.
Yeah. My young kitten.
No, yes. You should get a young kitten.
Yes. Are you excited to play again today?
Actually, I'm very excited.
I had so much fun playing yesterday. It was actually so fun.
We had fun at the beginning, and then this all went downhill because his mental was good.
I had fun every game.
No, playing end games again and like actually playing was so fun.
No one told me 11 out of 11 you'd get one extra game.
Who'd get 11 games?
Yeah.
No, we were at, when it said 10 out of 11, we played in a game and apparently right
after that game, there was 11 out of 11 you could play a game.
Wait, what do you mean?
Dude, we got to 10 out of 11 games.
We're sitting in the lobby and we're like, oh, we have one more because the logical
answer would be when you get in, it would say 11 out of 11.
Oh, so we get into the game and it says that we have one more after.
Well, shouldn't that have helped you?
Yeah, but we trolled because we thought we had nothing left anyway.
Listen, I'm ready. I want God. So today you're calling.
May God strike me down. May God take Lacey out. Me out.
Oh, no.
Drew out.
What?
Lays out. Burger. Everybody, bro. My chat. Everything.
Today is the day, bro. I'm dead serious. Today's the day.
There's no world where I don't qualify with you. I'm serious.
I genuinely think there's no way, bro.
You don't qualify?
My life on it really all we have to do is to make any game bro. It actually is so easy once you make any game
My question is how hard is division to compare the division one with the player skill?
You have kill points, so you just broke it was just fucking
How much did you pay him for?
How much do you think he's gonna make up the whole day?
If he streams every day
Yeah, he should probably make over 100k in his whole season.
He's 16.
Yeah, he plays his cards right and actually streams every day.
Streams like 10 hours are just playing ranked.
You know, I'll rate him here and there and then...
What?
I thought you said he's gonna get a rating.
I'm not gonna rate him every day.
I thought you'd rate him. I thought it was the whole deal.
I'm not rating him every single game.
I'm not rating him every day.
Are you scaring him?
No, I'm rating him every day. I'm rating him at the tournaments.
Man, you got a good job.
Listen bro at the end of the day. It's night
Actually, it's nice my game is not even at 25% so good. You're gonna be good
How how are we gonna say that oh my god, I wouldn't I would have been so
What do you got to do right now? I actually
Cry I'm gonna have nothing to do until five because I was gonna play the game, but I have a question
I
Want to wait for like just like tonight for what?
No, I'm playing on a TV screen is I'm 240
Oh
It's huge
I ordered it. I ordered is I ordered a zoe. Why did you miss by because I don't have zoe eyes zoe eyes
Zoa you know that monitor is from literally is a classic
Do you want to know where I got this Alienware monitor?
No fun fact.
This monitor right here, I got in the NRG house from Clix's old setup.
This is a six-year monitor right here.
What a great fucking box.
I had so much to lay.
I probably need a new monitor, though.
No, I don't need one, no.
Did you get a Zoey?
I don't know what a Zoey is.
It's a monitor.
It says, Howie.
I used to have the mouse pad.
I used to have the mouse pad.
But I'm literally playing on a TV screen
and it hurts my eyes when I play it.
Look, it's huge.
It's actually massive.
Let's keep walking over there.
Come on.
Let's keep walking over there.
Look at that.
Bro, what the fuck is this?
I'll play, basically play on a fucking TV screen.
I never realized how big your monitor is.
It's literally, look how big this is.
It's a 34 inch monitor.
I'm playing on a TV.
What the fuck?
Wait, that's, wait, how do you play on this?
What's on your back?
I'm scratching my arm.
Bro, what are you?
No, I thought you were hiding something.
And it's curved.
Yes, I don't wanna play on this anymore.
Why do you play on a curved monitor?
I don't know, I just ordered the best monitor.
Loki, I'll trade you.
What?
I'll take a curved monitor for chat, why not, it's huge.
So you want this monitor?
I mean, bro, no, I mean,
bro, I'll put that on my right side,
my channel will be you'll be stretched out too much money this one's 1500 what
world is a monitor worth $1500 that's where you got scared I don't ask it
we're not the $1500 monitor that doesn't even make sense what monitor is worth
$1100 maybe we'll go for $400 to $500 I think what I'm gonna do with this is
I'm gonna rotate it and I'm gonna put it right here as my chat monitor have a long chat monitor and then I'm gonna put my
New monitor right here
Sneak a sniff the after-scribe
Damn, are you got the new ones?
Let's take a purple one
Yeah, it's pretty good bro.
Does the purple one work?
No, it's true bro.
Dude!
How did you break it?
Dude broke it because it's idiot.
So we tried to sneak one?
No.
I dropped it.
I dropped it and I was like, yo, true drop it.
And then we wanted to farm a clip so I dropped it again.
Oh, that's so funny, Drew.
That clip probably went viral, huh?
It did.
Yeah, you gotta just soak it out over there without spending good money on that, bro.
Got 13 likes on TikTok.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Oh.
Damn.
Oh, Drew, you're fucking going.
I know.
I gotta go get you all your stuff.
What do you got?
I'm searching around the floor house.
Can't just wait!
Oh my gosh!
I think these ones are 180.
Surely this is a 240.
What do you mean?
It means surely, it's just not...
Does it turn on?
Yeah.
Are you sure it's 180?
No, these are actually fire.
Fire, why do you get it here?
What kind of, what's in it?
Peter, our cookie.
Why is it half eaten twice?
It's half eaten, half eaten.
There's cookies.
It's not bad.
What is this?
Coco loves them.
What?
Coco loves them.
What?
They're dollar cookies.
Hey, what's the night when I get a little hungry?
Oh, fucking way to eat.
When I get hungry, I'll toss a little dog cookie in my mouth.
I can't believe.
Are these good?
Oh, yeah, those are great.
That's a sweet potato beef, beef stew.
Is this also dog food?
Am I eating?
Do you want human snacks?
I have human snacks.
Wait, did she eat chocolate?
Oh my god, I have to spit this out.
I hate the thought of this.
How do I check how much monitor display?
Picture capture?
Display settings.
Apparently the DAPS said check your test.
Let's test truly.
Hold on.
I thought it's time.
I forgot to wait a DAP.
Oh, it is true.
240!
Damn, bro, is this real?
What?
Yeah.
Great place to leave it.
It kind of just left it out.
No, no, it's just like my like...
Doesn't feel real.
What do you mean?
Time's not even working.
I don't know how to do the time.
Because I had an offer so long, I don't know how to do the time.
time I don't know how to put it back well you got to do it you take this all my hands are
like you just like dry it okay so first you just open this you will only do a little
because it pops out it breaks like you'll know if it breaks a bit like just pop
What's today's date is gonna be
June 9th at 426 p.m.
Then so when you have the time you put one more and then what time is it 426 so you go around
That's five, that's four, this is the 20 mark, 25, 26, 27, then you push in, and then you, look, hear that?
That's the seconds worth, we're just doing it. You're supposed to do, I think it's 23 times.
This is a dog.
Yeah, maybe he's like fucking a dog tree.
was breathless. He's a dog. Is it broke or is it good? No, now you have a time.
You're saying 327 dumbass. They're in a different time zone than us.
Central, bro. They're saying you just said it to 327.
Hard to. It's okay. It's fine. Yeah, I'll tell you.
behind our way
Oh
I'm pretty sure it's your driver bro. What if we just move the setup to your room? No, this PC sucks
No, but we get unplugged that
This piece he's trash, okay, what are the specs?
Bro it has a it has a rising 5 7600 6 core processor
What is it you bro? It's got a ambi radium or X 960 XT 90s in a radian
960 this is a shit. This is a shit. No, this is garbage. It's a fucking shit box down there
It's a shit box how do you jump rope in the room I work now shit can you show me that you know how to jump rope
Yeah, right in the morning. I always hit this
It looks like it's never been used in the plastic still on it
In the morning, I'll wake up and I'll hit some of these in the morning
Did I see your ass cut?
My ass actually cut.
No it doesn't.
Should I jump in over now?
No listen Mark, are you ready?
Boy, is that way actually?
My balls cut.
You're actually a pig.
How's that a pig?
So I can't put that fucking big balls?
That's actually what I was discussing.
I can't even show you how big balls cut.
Oh my god.
I need a screwdriver bro.
the screwdriver let's just move the desk where 1500 dead in LA
silky just texted and said yo I'm not trolling silky dead ass just texted in
the group chat and said yo is there an earthquake I swear the house was just
shaking dead ass does anyone feel that bro that's he's not even trolling either
because he didn't say it in chat he's texted in the group chat show that bro
ice he said yo question mark bro I swear I felt that
Yo, you hear Earthquake?
Yeah, you hear it or what?
Like, he's killed or something.
I don't feel it.
I don't feel it.
I mean, they see his jump rope in about a couple of minutes ago.
I
Was jump roping and then you texted a group chat and said yo anybody else feel the earthquake
That's a fucking wake-up call hi everyone.
Go ahead, make a tweet.
Yo bro, it's okay, you're not, you're not.
Go ahead, he's doing the classic.
Today is the day I'll be officially locking in.
It was good tweets. Be like, starting, starting now,
My, my, my, yeah, starting now, starting now, I'm going to the gym every single day until December, January 1st, yeah, January 1st, so it's like, it's 10% now, um, and January, and then be like, and then be like, I'm gonna get down to 140 pounds and then put your weight, yeah, this is good, oh, they said, they're gonna believe this, too.
I'm currently 192 pounds, is that right?
No, 192.
And we'll be 145, I'll be 145 pounds.
You're sure?
You're gonna be 155 pounds.
If I don't, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
If I don't, we have to sell it online.
You are gonna be 155,000 dollars.
I will give 10 people who like this tweet, $5,000, make sure it doesn't stick up, $1,000.
Yeah, that's good. That's actually good. Yeah, that's good. That's actually good.
Lock in! And then, go under.
Well, and then be like, the Lacey lock-in starts now. You gotta have like a ring to it.
Okay, welcome to the lacy. Yes, it's actually good to me
It's official it's actually official
It's actually official. I believe in you bro. Actually official
So you gotta be on here a couple months feel like earth what I fucking do jump ropes and work out in my own house now now the locking starts
Now the locking starts. Where's this screwdriver?
I'm going to start tomorrow
This is an anti-sign
Does it come off? So it's fake. It's fake. You sell fake shit? We don't sell that. That doesn't get sold. That's just mine
It's fake.
It's just an old one's on it.
Why is it fake?
It's not fake.
This is fake shit.
Yeah, it's technically fake.
It doesn't do it.
It doesn't do the thing.
Well, yeah, it's not a real tab cap.
It's just a big one.
So you sell...
Oh, it's not real.
No, it's a fake one.
This one's fake.
Yes.
Fake shit.
I don't sell this.
We don't sell this.
So you don't want to sell this to people because you think that your viewers don't have enough money to buy it?
Yes.
How much would this go for?
Right, like...
Yeah, how much do you need to channel pay for this?
For this by 5 minutes
Okay, I'm gonna go right you go left one two three
dude come on bro that's my right this is my left though that's my right they go
my left and your right my left my right or his left
yeah three two one go
okay you go to your right okay this way okay this way that's my last yeah
Drew you stop making it complicated you're making it way too complicated
Just okay, one of you go left and one of you go right, three, two, one, go, but you guys are bots.
No, you guys are not allowed to walk.
Lacey, you try to get past.
I don't want to go through the door.
Lacey, you try to get past.
Okay, you go left, I go right.
One, two, three.
I just, I don't get it.
Okay, now I go left.
One, two, three.
Okay, Lacey, you go backwards and Ron go forward.
two one go just do it again three two oh true that's actually good three two one
you guys are fucking up the timing or something how do you guys keep doing the
same exact thing I'm gonna go diagonal left and you go diagonal right
I'm too big.
I'm not gonna hold on to you.
Why did that make any sense?
This is, I don't know, this is...
Did you ever do something wrong?
I just walked around in a row.
Like, what the fuck was that?
What was that even something wrong?
How did that happen?
I'm gonna get a little bit of a tango up, I don't even know.
I'm gonna get going.
Yo, I don't think this works.
What are you doing?
No, it's not even...
Bro, right here.
These screws.
No, you're turning it, loosen it, there you go.
No, righty tighty lefty loosey.
Yeah, you were too tight.
I was going right.
I would, yeah, no.
You're right.
Let's do it that way.
That's what I was doing in your tour, me going the other way.
I was going like this, you told me to go the other way.
Yeah, on the right.
No, it's this way.
I'm right.
I'm sure.
Yes, because the screw's coming out.
Don't move the screw, don't move the screw.
So Chad, is this monitor really going to change like,
is this monitor really going to change stuff?
So this monitor is really going to change the way I play.
This one doesn't want to come out.
I think it's a different size screwdriver compared to the screws.
What's going on here?
Yeah, I don't think this one's going to come out here soon.
Yeah, I think it's broke.
No, you're not gonna let it get it, trust me.
There, hold it.
Give me a little bit.
There's a bad screwdriver.
Oh, really? It's almost like I just said that.
Maybe?
Let me guess, you can get it?
There's a little bit of prying off after. Hold on.
Wait, is the screwdriver not fitting in the screw?
No, I just said that screw, I'll take you off.
No, I know, but why can't you, is the screwdriver not fitting in the screw?
Sometimes you're a little special, so...
The screwdriver not fitting in the screw, it looks like I said it.
It looks like in school, you let the teacher...
You know, like in school, you let the teacher check your work,
I have to really check your work, sometimes...
You're talking to a college graduate when you're a high school graduate?
You did not graduate.
You're talking to a college graduate?
You're talking to a college graduate?
I had a scholarship to college, and you didn't even get accepted.
I didn't try I didn't even apply I
Do a 110 SAT score, okay you fucking nerd
I didn't take them
You're dumb 110 SAT score buddy. She's fucking rip it out
110 is horrible, son.
I'm sure you're the one who said you wanted to keep the screws and not break them.
Well how else would you get it out?
Trust me, I got this one, sis.
It's not a screw, it's not a screwdriver, it's not a screw driver, it's a screwdriver.
No, you're just making it harder.
Why would you put it in, trust you.
You're not going to do a 110 SAT score, buddy.
Good for you.
What do you do?
You're not gonna do it on screw it, this is screw it.
I can break it.
I mean, I just gave me one on this.
Careful, you're not gonna have that bad behavior.
Okay, Chad, any advice on how to do this?
Do you really need to monitor this bad, bro?
Yeah, if we need this bad, you act like we're exerting an eruptuous amount of energy.
I don't know, we're breaking something.
Screwdriver's not gonna work.
I have pliers.
You can try to use pliers
and grab. Let's get pliers.
Pliers? Yeah.
I've never known or heard
of needing an entire fucking tool box.
We're not in there. We're not in there.
We're not in there. We're in my house.
You have to go all the way to your house?
Dude.
I'm telling you we don't need pliers.
Well, pliers will work.
No, no, I didn't mean to watch this.
Your idea is not going to work.
This way we don't have to break the thing.
Tweezers.
I don't think they're strong enough.
No, don't twist.
If we get pliers, we can go on the sides of it and twist the whole screw without using the hole.
Come on, call me the screwdriver, here.
Well, we already did this, I guess.
You guys were ruining the screwdriver.
Let's go get pliers.
Come on, there's no reason to break it.
Let's just get pliers.
Bro, it's just holding on by a thread.
So we can get pliers and pull it out.
Yeah, hold on.
Just gonna knock everything over.
Stupid fucking piece of shit.
Stupid piece of shit.
I'm glad streaming worked out.
Yo, what do you think God streaming worked out?
I'm trying to screw a driver. The screwdriver is not going to work.
It is. If you try something enough times, eventually it'll work.
Oh my god, it worked. Oh my god, it worked.
Oh, screwdriver is not going to work, right here?
Oh, it's not. Oh, it's not. Oh, it's not. Oh, it's not.
Then how come it's coming? How come it's coming then?
How come it's coming, daddy, coming in?
He's got to push hard enough.
It's so close. It's actually so close.
This is manual labor right here. This is genuinely manual labor.
Oh my god, got it a little bit?
You got it a little bit more?
Let's just go with the pliers.
You made no progress.
I did make progress, actually. You're lying.
I'm going to make more right now.
I'm going to make more right now.
It's better come out. I'm not trolling. It's chat.
Check out what I call me an idiot right now.
But this is called problem solving.
I'm just writing this video here.
Bro, you're not gonna break metal.
Who do you think you are, a fucking Hulk?
Let's just go get a fire here.
I can chip away and make this hole big enough?
You're actually not accomplishing anything right now, but if I can chip away and make
this hole big enough, I can successfully remove the screw.
Dude, the screw driver does not work.
You're not missing anything.
You're out.
Am I gonna give it to Wux?
You wanna sell it?
I don't want to sell it.
No, I don't want to sell it.
I'm doing labor and shit.
I'm working right now.
I'm doing like hard labor.
You're doing some math?
You need some sugar to keep you set you over again.
How am I gonna do it?
Ah!
Oh my god!
Stop!
So basically the issue I'm dealing with right now. Oh my god, you have a fucking you're dumb ass you fucked up the whole day
How you've a hate it's it's it's fucked now
You fucked it up so hard that now a screw is not gonna be able to go into here
I've been telling him we could get pliers and take it out. Well, no, but the thing is is
Now go ahead, bro. Let me see a screwdriver the screwdriver
It doesn't fit inside the screw down screw it. No it did no no it didn't from this from the get go
So it did no it didn't ask you it didn't it didn't from the start
But I said let's just get pliers and we could unscrew it then he said no, I got this
Joe doesn't think it's unscrewing, but it is it's just progress
This is my what if we just bend it okay, what if we just bend it the other way that's what I've been trying to do hold like that
Hold like that. Hold like that. Hold like that
Channel channel, it's my key bar channel channel. That's my key. What's your bitch ass up?
Shut your bitch ass up your keyboard, bro
Oh, all right, I don't know this is
Oh, yeah, we should hammer the monitor. That's actually a good idea. Do we have a hammer?
He thinks he's like he thinks he's like the king of ideas or something today. Let's get a hammer and hammer the monitor
So what was the point of the tweezers?
Ah, because I said look at pliers and he said
I don't know, this is the point he said he was ready watching the splashes
Genius, genius. Making progress, yep
So
Yeah, I actually want to see and get ready. I'm sure you can get
Wait, what if you just bend it that's what I've been trying to do
Is it
Nice
Yeah, suck my dick drew you did all the work. You didn't do shit. You should only it was twist the motor after I fucking now
You gotta just
That's gonna cause OCD problems to be used in the chat
Just twist. Good. Good.
You're good. That wasn't the show. I know he's an idiot. Is it moving? Keep going? Oh it is moving.
He thinks it's not, but it is. It is. Okay, now
can you get me a rag? A rag. Okay, we need
something that's dry to pull it. Oh, I have a comrader here.
What you say is like a little crusty. Say I'm God, that's a comrader.
Say I'm God. Because that
I used to have one.
At least it had nothing to sock and it turned yellow.
That's disgusting.
Yeah, I want a normal rag, yes.
Okay.
It's not the rag he used with.
Oh, fuck.
There's a little towel on the floor
and let's keep it clean.
There's kind of stuff that's been cleaned up.
Let's see what I've got to discuss.
Got it.
W fucking
No, I need to put it in this one. Oh my soul there was like a lightning strike on the wall
What is that I'm not speaking
Why is it orange where I just wipe
I
Now what do you do with this?
Now, oh, I've no where to say it's broken. It's not on
You broke it
No, no, it's not on anymore
It'll turn back on
How the fuck did you break it?
I don't know, I was just in the stand in the bracket.
Is there a new bracket?
I don't know.
Cause what are you gonna do now?
I mean maybe once I get it like at my set in general.
Go record your streamer.
You should know like if we push you like that.
I mean what do you want me to do?
Go ahead and push him back.
Your monitor stand, please you want to do this part? Can I do this so you don't break it? Sure?
Wait, what is DLM I'll go to Ron's camera
Yeah
Cool, imagine a dumpster in a rich area, and then we go through the nice and cool shit in there.
What is that?
That was a Torpe Namas.
Where'd you get it?
I got it with Jason when we looked for a DAPT's birthday gift.
DAPT didn't want it.
Like, you want a Porsche?
You got Spider-Man though?
There's some Spider-Man shit downstairs.
I got some light kits, and I want them.
You want to ride a Segway?
What the fuck? You need a little ride a Segway?
I don't need the controller.
I'll just put this down a quick for a decor.
You gonna adapt the main version of your car?
No, he doesn't need one of that.
How much battery? Everybody's concerned with it?
Burger, be careful.
I need someone's die. Yeah, it's done.
Burger, you stay under there, bro.
Look, I'll come ride Segway.
What do you need me for?
You want to say the word?
Like the one that we use as a kid?
No.
What?
The one that we use as a kid.
Like Paul Clark?
Yes.
No, say it.
Yes, say it out.
Say it out!
Are you going to the same way?
No.
I'm going to say it out.
Why?
No.
What the fuck is a segway doing here?
Look here!
When did you get a fucking segway?
There's two?
Yeah.
Did I get on top of this?
Yeah.
How does it work?
That's a doubt.
Whoa.
How much were these?
Yeah.
Some money.
They're looking far.
I was on one yesterday.
How does it work?
Whichever way you lean it goes.
Wow, that's really cool.
How much did it cost you?
You're under arrest.
Can I try?
Yeah.
This one's broken, but yeah.
The guards are broken.
I ran over the golf cart by accident.
I'm going to try to be careful where you are.
I'm gonna try to be careful where you are cuz you might wobble a little bit when you first get on
Yes, you I mean
But now you have to hang it but now you're stable
Okay, you're still no one wobbles this long
No, he's gonna he's gonna like distribute your weight on where you want to turn
See?
Run!
Fuck!
Cool, man.
Yeah! You can use it inside, too.
Wow!
Huh?
Looks like a good use of money.
Yes! I got it for my dad's birthday.
$2,000
Whoa, this is fucking really cool dude
Like tripping or isn't that grass not go fast
You're exerting energy.
Holy shit, Betsy, pick up your feet.
Betsy?
Where's Betsy?
I got it
Yeah, I kind of just did the bottom case in second
15 minutes I got a warm up
I don't know what I'm doing here, I'm just going to go right here.
Run!
Go right.
Go right.
You want me to go up first?
Okay, Jesus.
Okay.
Okay.
Watch out.
Open it.
That's just a water bottle.
I really can't make water too much.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
you can't make more too much
okay
how about a quick look
oh one of them is not here
is that brown?
what's that on here?
um these two
what's that?
stop turning on
what are you doing?
what are you doing?
what's that?
and sautΓ© got exposed for linking up with his ex secretly by a guy recording on
metaglasses
yeah
he cheated on his coke and was exed
uh... i'd say it was his shit
not really his girlfriend, i'd say it was his shit
but he has her mom
yeah what do you have to do?
you're doing the second one
um, i'm actually fucking nothing
to be honest with you
i'm a bunch of madists
That's not a sport, it's bothersome.
That's not a sport, it's bothersome.
Yeah, what do you want?
Yeah, I'll sign a signal with them.
Wait, a hundred links you got.
I need my segue, that's fine now.
You have something on your tongue.
You have something on your...
You get it?
It's like it's on your like tongue probably.
What do you say?
That's hard.
Well, you kind of came to me like all the work, exactly.
When did we get this?
When did we get this?
We.
When did we get that?
Right.
Also, you heard about it when we're getting nighting packages.
Yeah.
I wish I was signed to Mikey.
I'm not.
I'm not signed to anybody.
Yeah.
You're getting better at it.
Good trick.
Can I help you get up there?
Good trick.
Okay, sure.
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't move.
Don't move.
Don't move.
Don't move.
Don't move.
Don't move.
Don't move.
I'm just bored, bro. You don't want to drink it, you're fun?
I'm waiting for a turkey to come.
Alright mate, we don't want to make you four-night around here.
He might get traumatized.
See, I'm not that lazy to do that.
See, I'm not that lazy to do that.
No, I'm just a little bit. I'm just a little bit.
I guess y'all didn't see me, you fucking big-ass waterpatch on the river.
Whatever, bro.
So we gotta get one of those bronbos, we gotta get to the sea by the river.
Y'all wanna have fun?
I'm gonna try and get him.
Where's he going?
Lacey, go down the elevator shaft!
This is like Happy Wheels.
You're under arrest!
This is very safe. I wasted $2,000.
Wait, get up the hill. See if we can go up the hill.
Up the hill outside?
Yeah.
I want you to lift it.
We gotta get down the stairs though. That's the first one.
No, you gotta get down here.
Come on.
No, I don't think so.
This is like Happy Wheels Level 1.
This is like Noob.
This is literally Noob.
It's a tiny...
I don't think it can go down here.
Bro, if you break something, it's fine. We won't show it.
Bro, this is noob.
Bro, you literally can. It's a segway. It's $2,000.
They can handle a little bit of this.
You guys just want me to break my $2,000.
You're not just gonna magically break it.
You guys don't need to break my $2,000 toy.
Alright, fine, bro. Do it in slow way.
Fine, bro. Be a fucking...
Did you do Queen L?
No.
Wow, that was so much safer.
Fucking me, huh?
I
Don't think you can make it to the top of the hill
You got this keep going oh my god, that way down is gonna be so fast keep going
Come on push it. Push. Push. Push. Nice.
What are you doing? Holy Permaids.
Alright now full speed down.
Come on don't be an elf, foasty!
Come on, go, go, go!
But you spent $2,000 on your pussy?
Like, is he the ass?
Come on!
I'll work it!
Slow down! Slow down!
It's like jerking backwards by itself.
I don't know.
It's pretty fucking waste of money, huh?
Waste of money?
Or money that would have went to waste?
It's the same fucking thing.
Where's he going?
Yeah, bro, you're gonna hit the same scene while I'm arresting?
You're under arrest.
Yeah, come on, let's go do something, bro.
Okay.
Pardon?
We gotta warm up, bro.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
See now, you gotta run at full speed up there.
Come here.
Oh, look who's back.
We're done this time right now.
right now
Why I like extreme swamp after recently
Why don't they actually have like extreme slump out?
It's really not that low at least try and God if I don't check turning soon. I just can't I can't do that
Well, turnies generally soon, bro. I'm not kidding. I actually like you know, I actually get kill points. They don't I don't kill everybody
I'm literally W. King of Lobby's
Yeah, bro. I'm more nervous for today
So if we don't call it a day, is that just over?
What is that, E-Made? No, it's a Coyote
It's like an angry dog going like this
Me when I'm about to- wait, 49 turner
She's probably still keeping it
Ah, what about that?
Okay, what about Marlon?
He's not here.
What about the TikTok log segment?
Okay.
Hey y'all, we're on live right now.
We wanted to know if y'all could give us some poses.
Maybe even...
Where's the other one?
Now you're gonna take a picture with me.
Ashley no!
Ashley no!
Ashley no!
What are you doing with the scales?
Are you making fun of me?
Oh, my phone is on the way.
You're out of your way.
Yeah.
Oh, it said bye when you stepped on it.
Oh, 153.
153.
It's not even back.
Can we try one more maybe?
Wait, wait, wait.
Step on it.
Sure.
Wait, it's...
Holy shit, Ron.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Well, you gained weight.
What?
250 pounds?
How much?
250!
Brother, you weighed 250 pounds.
Wait, what?
You're 5'8", 5'7", 250 pounds?
Wait, what?
Alright.
What did that say?
230?
Oh
Try to take on him and your being fell we didn't realize this missing a wheel that was all
It's okay. I think broke
But next time I'd like to know why your table only has three wheels. Oh shit
All right, dad, we'll leave
Sorry, daddy
I don't know what's going on with that.
I don't know what's going on with that.
Well, it's easy.
It's really easy.
Why?
Okay, that one's broken, but you're just going to try to fix it.
How do you break it?
I ran it over with the golf cart and dropped it.
I don't like golf cart details in it.
I'm so serious.
Ain't nobody doing fun.
Maybe we'll tip it up a little bit.
You want me to come over and beat your ass right now?
That's what I thought.
Among all other you could not be the shadow of us
They would just take one of us
You don't want to take you down
You know you did it both times, don't you?
I'm not even gonna do it.
I'm not even gonna do it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Put your hands up.
Put your hands up, please.
I might have to do my thing.
Put your hands up, please.
Hi, bro.
Yes, I heard it.
I'm almost clapping against my butt.
I had big balls in my fat ass so I was like
I can do my balls clap
I can do my balls clap
So he's mad at shit
His balls don't clap because I have big ass dickers in the way
He can make his dick clap
People like this, people like this
He can hit my face from over there
That's what I think
I had a nice little moment down there
You gotta do what you suck on or no
You just sucked on something like a couple years ago
I want something new
This is a big bottle of hot beer you want
I'm sorry, what?
I was already talking about it.
I was already talking about it.
No, I didn't.
This way.
You're 240.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm not.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What's on that?
What's on that?
Have this?
No.
What is it?
Our mob.
Yeah.
An aeroman.
What's the fun?
Oh, it's an aeroman.
It's a fuser.
Yeah!
What's that?
It's Vicola air freshener coffee.
I'll have a minute.
What's that in there, Rod?
It's one of those hotnesses.
That's what it smells like.
You can leave it right here.
Okay, it's all just locked.
Okay, I'll open it.
Okay, I'll open it, bro.
Hey, Drew!
Drew, you could call one of these for my room?
Yeah, let's do it.
Drew!
Oh, it actually smells so good.
Wait till it pops out.
Wait till it pops out.
I'll see you.
What about?
It smells good, right?
It keeps the room nice and fresh.
This one's good, right?
It keeps the room nice and fresh.
Hey, this one's good.
Which one's that?
This one's V-Colar.
V-Colar?
But you have multiple of these?
We should go to the bathroom.
We should go to the toilet.
Okay, I'm going to go.
What's your job?
What's your job?
What are you doing?
Where's the toilet?
I'm sorry.
What the fuck did that do?
No, it was hard for a little bit of hurt, bro.
No, he's just chillin'.
He's just chillin'.
Don't show it.
Don't show it.
Don't show it.
Don't show her.
Bro, don't lie to me.
Just hide me.
Oh, I had a leaf slope.
You're gonna die with that.
I'm gonna die with that.
Hey, dude.
Wait, so you think one of my shoes happened?
I was looking for a nail clipper for like two weeks.
Holy bottles of time.
Damn, Bobby, you're a coke addict.
This is so hard.
I'm so stuck on.
No, open it.
What is that?
A rock candy.
Oh, seriously?
No.
Come on, now.
Lookit, that is yours.
You ordered it for your little...
Oh, fuck it.
What's that?
I don't know.
I need a mama.
Lookit, there's a pretty serious.
Yeah, I think he doesn't know what he's even holding in his bag at once.
Okay.
Is he okay?
Is he okay?
Hold on.
He's gonna start to spike you down.
Show me your...
Hold on.
Told you.
Oh, no.
Told you, Chef.
Well, I told you.
I didn't bother to say it.
Okay, I knew what I was...
Hey.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Alright, serious.
Come on back.
If you don't want to get a gag reflex, squeeze your thumb and then do it again and again and again.
Maybe it's easier than not to get a gag reflex.
Close your eyes. I got it.
I had tears in my eyes a little bit.
What's right here? Ooh, I love that color.
What is it?
You know what? My color.
And I'm like just in a car and something quick to spray around.
Actually quick to spray?
Yes.
I love that color.
That's a I over there.
No, that starts with you.
Stronger with your intensity.
Yeah, but intensity, yeah, that's not bad.
But I mean, what's that one?
Who's that one?
I can just see you.
That's three.
That's three.
That's three.
That's three.
What was that?
That's the polo.
That was my question.
You can get a fucking smelly.
It's probably good.
You know like throwing this
This smells good
It's not just throwing it, but you just straight in the fucking loop
It's on, bro
You broke my cat?
You broke my cat?
Hey, man, touch your clown
But look at us!
Why are you suddenly on the scene?
Yo, I don't know
Well, I keep this grand now
I'm good
Hey, man, you didn't even fix me
Yeah
Do you know what I do with this?
What is this?
It's just literally pure sugar pasteurized
Oh, I can't get this one. I'm on bad.
Alright, I'm gonna try one with a...
Woo!
Take a shot real dirty. Let's take a shot real dirty.
Yeah!
We gotta get these guys like...
We gotta take a shot.
Let's see everything that water in like...
Let's not take a shot.
Alright, we're prepping. Me, you, and Lacey, we're gonna take a shot.
I think there's a shot in there, dude.
Alright, we're gonna get parts through you, all three of us.
We're gonna run the streets and scrimmage.
What are you going to teach?
He's a lunch lady.
Oh, oh, oh.
No, he's like a lunch lady.
I'm happy, please.
I'm happy, please.
Not that I just got a lunch lady.
You want me to run the cafeteria?
No, if you run the cafeteria, why don't you run that thing?
I'll get that one.
I'll get that one.
I don't know.
Oh, he's a regular supplier.
Oh, my God.
You run the cafeteria, QT makes the food, and you eat all the foods which keeps making
food.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to run the cafeteria.
I will do that later.
That's actually so much better.
I wish I could.
Huh?
What's your s-
Oh my god, nigga.
Nigga, get in the clip.
Nigga, don't, nigga,
do you know how to fucking become a clip, nigga?
Yeah.
I would've thought of you.
Maybe though.
I was thinking like-
I'm the segment.
You could be like-
No, you're not!
You're not!
Ha ha ha!
You're not the segment!
You could be like a lunch lady mixed in with Janet or-
Janet or is crazy.
You're leaving?
We're gonna steal your university always.
Oh my god!
You should be a super human.
Ha ha ha!
Alright, come on though, we all got that one cousin.
What?
What?
You know, I'm not going to ask.
I just want to ask you, are you serious?
Is that the one that you laid a bet with?
Yeah.
The one that you laid a bet with?
Which one?
What was that?
That was Hunter.
That was Hunter.
I had a friend named Jacob.
I swear to God, my God.
Whatever you want to put it on, on my mom's life, on my cat's life, anything in my life.
Bro, I had a friend named Jacob in high school and we were playing Battle for a Hardline
when that came out.
The hard line when that came out, and during one of the things, we put C4 on the ground,
we got sidetracked and I started helping him.
I'm not kidding.
Like in the game?
No, in my life.
Good one.
I got up to the end and I started helping him.
It was interesting.
I have his last game too.
But I think I got my chance.
It's crazy that we have similar stories.
Whoa!
Don't play the game together, Tisha.
The thing about the hard line, when it first came out, like he was next to you.
Yes.
And then randomly we got bored and I swear we'd put a blanket over each other and start
helping each other.
In the bed.
That was the first time.
But it's not
You think I'm
I don't even know
I can say this off-screen
I put it on YouTube
I did the same thing with my friend Hunter
Whoa
We were playing GTA 2
I can say it on camera
I believe you guys
This is just blowin' my mind
They're like what the fuck
Never lie
I never did a gay show
None of my cousins
None of my mans
I swear never
You've never really tried something
I've never tried
You've never tried
So you've never tried
Forking in the shower
You're a liar
You're a liar
You're a liar
You're a liar
You're a liar
You never
I used a hot tub.
Well, you would just take a hot tub?
Like, each jet would come out in a hot tub,
and I would go in and I would put my...
You never tried to make a...
You never tried to make a bus ride?
Who's this bigger guy?
I don't know what.
I was like, call the board.
I don't know.
Who's the third?
Uh-huh.
What do you mean, who's the brother on bus?
I've been here for an AC or something, maybe.
But you've never tried to make a bus ride or something?
Cat.
Wait, what does he look like?
It's the AC guy.
Right?
I mean, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You never tried to make one?
What?
You never tried the glove, the ductility, the cradles claim?
Got a cover in my kitchen counter, put two sponges in it, put a glove in it, wrapped it around the edges, lubed it up, topped it, put the top on the back.
I didn't know it was a glove.
Whoa! Okay your brother could have driven that up.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
It was a helmet.
It doesn't fucking matter, you were fucking it.
And that was in the glove though. The glove was where I was putting my big...
You know the seeds in the glove, right?
No, and how do I...
You're a lot of God-versed folks.
It was a late-time glove?
Yeah, it was a blue glove.
Bro, did your brother found out that you fucked a glove and he sat there and drank it?
Shit's not my fault.
No.
Alright, Brown, go back to work.
I'm gonna have to fuck you up. Let's see what you got.
What the fuck are you talking about?
He's working right now. I thought you guys were all locked shut up.
Ooh, I'm gonna get a blanket ass.
Oh, that's your bucket.
I got an air pod salad.
Yeah, you should get an air pod salad.
You know...
I didn't fucking take it to the house, I'm sitting here and dropping my shit in the bathroom.
What?
I did not even lift it.
You just did the lifting.
No, I did not.
I swear to God, you did.
What?
You did the lifting.
Come on, do it.
It's not a thing.
It's just actually dude, you'll make everyone's day.
It just happened, I don't know what we just do what we just like yeah that that shit looks like a
Again this house it probably happened this house was jumping around what the house was jumping around
Why is he making statements when he's talking about black pussy?
I don't know.
I'm just gonna say my little black pussy is my style.
Why would you talk about a little black pussy in the middle of a face?
Alright.
Oh, you're not talking about a big ass dick in the class?
Oh man, you gotta come and talk to him like that.
He's not gonna talk to my face like that.
Oh really?
I don't know what to do with you, I don't know what to do with you.
This is the same stage that you said, oh, shit.
Oh, shit, you did it.
You just did it.
What?
Bro, you're missing it every time.
I'm not doing nothing.
Oh, you did the lip.
I swear you did it.
I swear he never worked.
He doesn't even do the cheating.
Bob, do a scrum on the door to ask right now.
I'm not saying it's the word.
Yo, yo, that thing, that thing.
That's bigger.
That's bigger.
You don't see two carats that he said, whoa, you guys are doing the same concept.
Why don't I just hop off?
Yeah.
I'm going to get better angles with one camera man, there's two of them cameras are in the way and
looking like it's all the same. So I'm hiring Lopi back. Huh? I'm bringing Michael and Dr.
you guys. Lopi might be coming back. What? So basically my PR team, the person that was my
day-to-day person, they got another opportunity and they asked me if I had any recommendations
on people I would want through my day-to-day person like getting me collabs and events and stuff and
I said Mopey, so Mopey might be come back.
You got a core tattoo on your fucking knee.
It's called knee.
More knee core.
What?
I don't even know.
Say it.
You just want that, right?
I'm not gonna say that.
What do you mean?
Knee.
Oh, my God.
I don't think it's crazy.
It's not.
They're crazy, man.
I'm not saying that.
I'm sure.
Me neither.
I'm still off.
Say it.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I'm just kidding.
We're all working.
I'm just kidding.
Be honest you ever heard me say the ember? No.
So you never heard me say the ember?
Yes.
This is the most stuff I've ever said though.
Alright, I was looking at you, I accepted because I asked you to say it.
Yeah sure, I did say it. I don't know.
He told me to say it. Who's Bobby Hill?
I wanted to see if it sounded like I'm getting it.
I want to make it.
Back then, I was on 22, I know you're a little white watch now.
to hang with little niggas. I just got me a job. I'm not even kidding. I feel good.
All right. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I was dead thinking this to
my soul though today, right? And this is Ray Lepp. I have not seen an ultra peace
SIDS game. Is everything okay? No, I'm alone. Can we get something? Is that okay?
I know, like, it's like, where do you go?
Like, are you on my line?
You're not lying, I have a piece.
I'm sitting here like, yo, I'm sitting here with a new sword.
I'm sitting here with new sweaters.
Got an X, they got an X.
They got an X on.
He's like, are you sure?
I'm sitting here with a new pin,
and I'm like, hold on, I'm sitting back and wondering.
I'm wearing the same black sweats that I had the whole time.
I'm rebossing.
I'm singing new piece.
Cause light sweats has turned gray.
I'm rebossing at least 30 times.
Yeah, my name's John.
Look at that.
You know how you act, bro.
What's up these things, you bruh?
You gave me some blood, bruh.
What, you always gonna steal them?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
What's up, bruh?
What's up, bruh?
They're new here, bruh.
Do you have some, you got any drinks for us?
Yeah, stop asking, bruh.
Oh, yeah, like, are you like me?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Are you hospitable?
No.
He hospitable?
Yeah, yeah, I'm just trying to go.
You're trying to change the subject from him not giving us no...
I don't get any of the...
She's not has no ultra right now!
Oh, gosh.
She has a no-pick one!
Oh, gosh, doesn't it?
Why?
I can't let her keep it, so God doesn't let her keep it.
Okay, Ray let her keep it.
Now why?
So, God.
I don't think so, no.
It's Kat.
I didn't give her shit.
I see Michael Max with a big one in his fridge.
No, that's Kat.
That's not Kat.
That is Kat.
It's not Kat.
I had Max model for 30 seconds, and then I gave it back.
Myself.
That's Kat.
No, that's not a 30 minute one, but it said Abner.
I remember looking at it for the night, and I said,
I don't know, I'm sorry.
I don't know, I'm sorry.
I don't know, I'm sorry.
Damn, well those timings are cloudy. What's going on?
I don't know what to do with these people.
Alright, we gotta go play at the next game.
You gotta believe in Muhammad until 6 p.m.
Yeah, but we got a lot of pros.
What place did you play yesterday?
Third.
Now what place did you actually play yesterday?
Third.
What place did you play yesterday?
R80.
He plays the Peter Bobby.
You play the plays?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not saying your ass, I'm just saying like
I'll play you any game for any of them
I just said you, I'm not saying your ass
Besides Richard, besides Richard, besides Richard, one of them
You'll be here in Marble Rivals
Hey, Marble Rivals, hey, Marble Rivals
Don't be honest with your eyes, I'm touching
I've watched the Marble Rivals, he's a long talker of big games
You suck
Look, for how many worse ways?
He's an ass, he's not a good Spider-Man
Okay, well like, I don't know if you think I'm your idol, but like, you cannot
and not get me bad like I was hard.
I don't want you to do that.
Why did you look at guys like that when I literally just said I'm literally not saying
you're out?
I'm literally saying I'm saying he's not.
You tried to change them bullshit.
No, I'm just saying it's a little bit complicated.
That's how we're taking care of it, huh?
Yeah.
It's a shitty salad.
It's a shitty salad.
I could tell that a little.
Yeah.
Good Chinese Christmas.
Damn, bro.
All right.
We're going to go back, you know.
What's your thoughts on New York City jumping with spurtures?
That shit's pretty honest
And they suppose every Pennsylvania with niggas that you can be quick that whole city in front of right who you be quick
Was very different. No, who do you be?
They don't know him.
Did you have the pretzels?
No, I'm being serious.
So Trump says, yo.
Yo, I saw a clip of a dad walking down.
That guy's a 30, 40-year-old.
He was punching.
He saw it.
He was punching the bag.
Yes, and he was walking with a spurs.
They were trying to take him out of Jersey.
And they jumped him.
Yeah, they tried to take him out of the property.
They tried to take him out of Jersey and...
So they jumped him.
Well, hold on.
But they tried to take him out of his Jersey.
Look at him.
He's realizing that all the time.
There's no way you're defending the mixed fans here.
No, I'm not defending anybody.
I'm fencing.
There's no way that you can sit here and punch somebody because they're trolling with you about taking all your jerseys.
They're touching and grabbing it.
They did like this.
Well, take this off, buddy.
So if people didn't do that to you, you would not be like,
Oh, God, take it off, take it off.
People you don't know, you're not going to be like,
Oh, take it off, guys. It's going to hit.
I'm not saying cameras, you're not going to be like,
Oh, God, I'm going to get you in trouble.
You're not going to see cameras. They're holding their iPhones.
They're holding their iPhones.
They literally scream.
He's not a spurser.
He's not a spurser.
That nigga knows what he's doing wearing a spurs.
I don't know he's alone
He didn't get to my wife, Hispanics, fucking blacks, bro, this is what happens, bro.
I'm not talking about race!
I'm talking about race.
Why? I'm just saying, even if it's bad, bro, yes.
There's a bunch of bad hoos that's going around fucking the world a fucking day more.
I'm just saying, I think that point we reported other people because it was a blitz.
I did a nix and a spur, she just came together and just said, you know what, we're not playing the finals anymore.
Let's just be friends.
Ha ha!
We have two ones in the thing that's your home.
You were up two, uh...
So it's going to happen when Lebanon comes back and we shit all over the mix.
You think that triple team can work all the time on Davey?
They're double teaming up court and once he's up court, the triple team is back.
So bad.
It's blending out.
Nobody's triple teaming up court.
Are the lights too bright for him?
No.
Or are they just right?
No.
Let's see.
The rest of the game tomorrow night, in the CW 2-2, it's going to go back to San Antonio,
and then it's going to go back to San Antonio, and then it's going to go back to San Antonio,
and then again, it's going to be 3-2, then the Knicks are going to win, and then it's going to be 2-3,
and then it goes to Q7, and one of these is going to clutch off, and he's going to have a game of his career,
and then a win game of San Antonio.
You just sound like you know what Bitcoin's going to do.
Oh yeah, I thought it did.
Wait, didn't you empty out all your assets and put it into Bitcoin and then you have to go to Los Angeles?
No, I'm not the doobags!
No, you fucking couldn't get a context again!
No, but I'm not a lot... I know what you need to do.
You need to tune into a Thursday market.
Man, we're going on a page.
I'm not a woman!
Cavs instead of Amelie, please.
Are you ready?
Yes.
No, we have 30 minutes, we got a lot to do.
Time to warm up, we're gonna get on the game.
FNCS time, let's go!
Let me know if you want to drop lanes, I'll slide into the lanes.
Did you just kiss the wall?
You're the first place today, and he's going to every zone.
Out!
Murder.
Chad, are we here?
We know how to do it with the other monitor.
Huh?
We know how to do it with the other monitor.
I'll just leave it there for now.
No, I'll just set it in the future.
Oh, I'll figure it out.
Why is it like that?
Alright Chad, I got a new monitor.
I don't know how I like it though.
I'm not going to lie.
It feels weird.
Chet it feels weird having a like this monitor
It's not 240 Hertz no, it's not it's 239 point 76
Bro
What?
Not even 240?
Let me change my title real quick.
FNCS division.
FNCS playing, wait, Chad, what do I make my title?
What do I make my title?
Winning FNCS with ARC.
Needs top 52 to qualify.
W title. W title. Actual W title. Stick to streaming, let us stick to titles. How is
How's that a bad title?
Oh my god, Drew fucked it up.
Drew fucked my shit up.
How do I get this as my main monitor?
There we go.
There we go.
Oh my God, Chad.
Chad, is it bad?
I'm actually nervous for today.
I'm actually nervous for today.
I was not started correctly.
What the fuck?
Chad, do you guys think we qual or no?
Do you guys think we qual or no?
Yes?
Yes?
No.
Arc is too good.
Bro, so you guys don't even think a little bit that I like contributed at all?
Like y'all don't even think like I contributed a little bit to the us winning yesterday.
Wait, why do I feel like it's laggy?
How do I feel like it's laggy as shit?
Is this a good monitor or is this a shitty monitor?
Hello?
Yup.
Yeah, you wanna wanna be one?
Let's...
It's all good, change it into video.
Well, it's literally just PG's you don't mean by effect to the cooler. No
Yeah, we can get some words inspiration from epic. I bet
Why is it taking forever to join us?
Well
What's good, I think bro
Nothing much. It's the practicing Maya this crazy piano
Okay
My way, did you see the Twitter post about how many pianos different hands on this thing? Nope. Oh
Well, there's over 10 different kinds of pianos on this
Epic where you got any words of wisdom for me and Lacey today
I'll talk to you.
Also, you guys should start at the instrument university, because you guys will be great teachers.
The way you guys care for your community is well deserved.
It's very nice of you to say that, bro.
Thank you, Epic.
Welcome.
Do you have any motivation though for us playing Fortnite?
Yes, Epic is like anyone.
Yeah, I mean I brought my pumps to campers, always look in the bushes.
Trust me, always make sure to check the bushes.
I
Didn't mean to I would play for nine a long time, but
Also by the way, I found a master
1440
I didn't even know like that. I'm not alive. Oh, I was playing a full day
What?
Oh, how you guys
Well, if you invent another year here, my whole child was asking me if you'd like to be
an FNTS.
Sure.
Oh, by the way, I do have an idea on how I can join the team.
Oh, wait, you can join the corner, I think?
Well, I do have an idea.
So since, because of my health issues, I stand here and guide you higher up.
Ah, and if you're possible, I could join you like this for a while, you know, since I'm on wine for a while.
I'm gonna get a Discord form under you.
Yeah.
And look.
I mean, you could, you could, you could.
I know, bro, but like...
Oh, like, how do we like...
Who the shit would be there, like, for videos?
Well, here's the thing, though. I can give you guys...
What do you like here?
What do you like here, dude?
That...
You're gonna be like a club master.
Is that a mask?
I mean, I actually didn't finish my logo.
I mean, if you guys want me to watch it.
We don't even have a logo.
Epic, maybe you could draw us a logo.
I can design one.
I can design one.
You can design a logo plus?
Yeah, in Blender.
You know how to use Blender?
Yeah, I mean like you would get out of helmets and other things after you finish.
Also, and a mask, that's found for your cat, Gengar.
Wait, so what do you mean mask for my cat?
Oh, hold on, let me show you, I put up on the phone, hold on.
3D mask.
Yeah, I definitely feel smoother, but it looks more shitty to me. I don't know how to explain it.
Are you playing on the monitor?
Yeah, but like the one I was using, the what's it called was so, like the Hertz was so hitting.
It's around 360. Does anyone even play on 360 Hertz?
Not the Hertz the the what's it called like resolution apparently I was playing on 4k
Is that should I just back is it gonna book me up?
By the way
Um, Chad, do you have his epic show it off?
Um, I can't even show it, but it's just, alright.
You can actually hear Lacy breed while he warms up.
Yeah, I'm literally fighting a fucking god.
Yeah, epic, bro, um, I'm gonna probably hang up now because I gotta warm up,
but I think Lacy might need, uh, you know,
those two days.
Alright, but I mean, as for my idea though, it's up to you guys though.
So whatever you guys are satisfied with me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, what?
I'm drawing in the core.
OK, so you want to join the core?
Yeah, I mean, the only way I can do it, though, if you guys
want to is to do this because with my help,
I think we're going to join this.
What does that mean, though?
I think what does that mean, joining this?
We know, we gotta ask everybody, you know what I'm saying?
Uh, I understand, I understand that.
All right, bro, we'll catch you soon, yeah?
Yep, see you then.
Epic?
Out.
Damn, bro, I already missed him, man.
Should we add him back?
Um, well low key, I could see him be like an honor bird,
honor bird, honor, honor, Mary member or whatever they call it.
Why is my game so...
But, um...
I don't know what I'm looking for, Chad. I really don't know.
Oh, I can't fucking place anything.
Uh, we can go the same drop, or we can go latte.
It's not the end of the map.
I don't know how to play latte.
Um, we need to play...
I can't play trade.
Chad, should we switch our drop?
Chad, it's not like 360 Hertz modern. Why the fuck would I play 360 Hertz?
Are you guys dumb?
But I told him I was like, we only know the one PLI and he was like, yeah, but the kids are bad.
He said we're landing at the second best PLI so everyone will take the same.
Wait, where are you landing? Cross the flats?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
But we did really die off so much like one or two times.
Where we actually died.
That's why we gave up.
No, give up.
You shit, we're gonna...
I'm gonna walk in right now, bro.
They're putting this family guy emo where they're all just sitting on the couch.
Oh, the screen is not like that doesn't change the resolution
Jack, why are the canyons that bad?
That's what I'm gonna say bro, like I feel like mechanics don't really matter
I am I'm a kid it's like
Which is my game look bad to you guys
I just don't know what is I don't know how to explain how my game is.
my game feels to y'all.
It just, it looks like I just downgraded how,
I don't know, it looks like my vision is downgraded,
if that makes sense.
Y'all know what I'm saying?
Cause you were on 4K.
Is 4K bad to play with or something?
Is that bad?
I'm like overthinking.
So, it's bad to play on a 4K monitor.
No.
You went from a 4K OLED to a 1080p.
Obviously, it's going to feel different.
So should I switch back before FNCS?
Yes, yes, or no?
I'm being so serious, by the way, I'm not drilling.
We got you bro, all right
Alright, how do we do this?
me how I so basically oh I'm this is you wait there's a mythic chaos shock on
I don't get it, I don't get what he's doing.
What did you not understand about fighting him?
It's just two of you ones.
I'm fucking cheap.
So how does he get to like the next person?
Well, whoever's building them with what?
Uh, whatever, let's just say like one kill you right now.
Use the one again.
What happened?
Yeah, I just like...
Just like doing the course.
You see how my aim is just like one point?
Like, you would think enchantment's on my side, bro. I get it.
Yeah, it's on the wall.
I have 115 things.
I'm calling you, Lester.
I just tabbed out, bro.
Motherfucker!
You guys is paying
I'm out of that essential
Oh nice that's good, mine's a hundred and seven
That fucking took every load
Every time my mental I start losing it I need someone to tell me to lock in
I need someone to make fun of me or something
I just want you for my own more than you could ever know.
Oh, I'm so locked in, bro.
You know what, I dare you to stream same me.
First people don't even let me anymore. I didn't even see him on the leaderboard yesterday.
I don't know.
Me, you're a fucking idiot.
That's not a fact.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that, man?
What the fuck is that, man?
What the fuck is that?
I can't play against that, bro. It's like it's just broken.
Okay.
I'm not a liar bro, that's how you're gonna play and give em my playin.
but we have about 10 minutes well lock in stop reaching dude I love the way you
talk to me
I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to watch this.
This is how I'm playing.
See it's from them.
This guy's a noob.
This guy's a guy that I call a butt.
Wait, dead ass?
This guy's a noob.
Got it.
So I'm spamming my button to just like use the thing and it doesn't work.
Got it.
Oh, got it.
Actually got it.
I'm spamming my button to just, like, use the thing and it doesn't work.
Got it.
Oh, got it.
I actually got it.
So, Jakezy has a ball, right?
What is he doing with all the help?
Stay in the box!
No, stay in the box.
It doesn't hit anymore.
What's something I can just spam?
Oh, matter, Betty.
Oh, that doesn't hit no more, really.
We gotta think of the new thing, huh?
Oh.
Oh matter Betty. Oh, that doesn't hit no more really. We got to think of the new things, huh?
You fat bitch, bro, piggy couldn't move out the way, huh?
Here we go, you have the lip thing yo, I don't know what that is shut up. Oh, you know what it is
Yeah, why does he act like a like he doesn't know what the lip thing is just when I kind of cringe or no
I need a new I need a joke or something I can start scamming bro
Hello first I'm chatter much bad
I'm just shagged just like playing the Sims with my form idea tell me to change my sense before tournament
me if lacy should change sense you need better to cross our placement my cross
Plasma is better than anyone in this shot at last.
I'm like, whoa, still alive.
I'm actually like a, like, bro, I'm like too good at this game.
Look at this shit, buddy.
I'm taking that.
Thank you.
Nine minutes, bro.
Well hey, I know the light.
What's the delay?
Come on, ladies, bro.
Have some fun.
Okay, no delay.
No, that was fun.
That was actually very fun.
How much of a delay should I have, though?
I don't say 15 minutes.
I feel like yesterday we had too big of a delay.
That was so long.
Oh, hold on now look at a little PC out there
Oh my god
Just hide your screen that doesn't work bro, you're you just want to stream site
how many minutes should I do?
I'm gonna do a 5 second delay.
I feel like you guys are just nice enough that you won't snipe.
I
First it was the LM FAO then it went to the minion spinning popcorn then it's
If I like new variants every day, I'm gonna kill you.
You're blue.
You're evil.
So, why does it matter if I'm a shotgun reload?
Is that a burger, bro?
Why is it a fucking burger?
Burger, get down!
100, I mean 50, one top.
What?
Alright, so I'm so confused.
This shotgun auto reloads for you.
You don't even need to have it out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
That's heresy.
I'm sure.
Don't hide, don't hide.
Okay.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Nice.
Oh, you just got to get your shot, bro.
Okay.
Guys, the time is 5-5-5.
Oh my gosh, I have five minutes.
I should probably call RQ.
Okay.
Oh my god, that's five minutes.
I should probably call RQ.
I'm actually going to stick a fucking arrow up my ass.
Hey, good luck to y'all, man.
I hope y'all win.
Wait, why is there no shit?
I'm not kidding, there's no world where I lose today.
The world where I lose is the world where I kill myself after this.
It's one of my chance!
I need you now!
I
Call arc we call our bro
yo I'm out for a minute
I'm gonna be safe
I'm back
focus shed his game time
are you locked in today
bro I'm so locked bro
so I'm telling you I'm so back
I'm back to my prime
today is gonna be a
today's a big day
Is he gonna be harder?
Yeah, yeah.
Game time. It's fucking game time.
Okay
Chat it's kills and placement points today. We need to get top 50
road to pro
Tournament number two. Oh my god. We just need 350 points. That's it
That's what that's what yesterday except we have kill points now. Oh, you're right. So we need to win four games
That's right. Got my game in sleep on.
All right. Chat, I'm about to put a small delay on. I will be back in two minutes. Rums,
you can switch through and just while I do it. Chat focus.
I think I win if I if I fall all in I think I win bro
Yep.
It's okay, please.
You know, yesterday, if we had kill points, we would have had 500.
dead ass? Wait is it 2 points a killer 1?
it's 1. I got 500 points last time playing with my IRL so like we're gonna call
on this?
yeah
is he good?
no no
it's game time bro are you ready?
I'm ready bro, I'm fucking ready I'm dead ass
my title's good
Everything good
Oh my god, it's game time mark. Let's go. Let's go. Are you are you on a monitor? I am on a new monitor for today
Yes, I bet but I'm gonna be honest a monitor. It looks so much different than the one I was using
what's different well apparently I was using a 4k oh yeah yeah when it's bigger
it's usually 4k I'm pretty sure yeah yeah so it definitely looks a little
different I'm gonna get used to this one
alright just cuz there's no points today doesn't mean we're gonna keep we just
play the same yes yes yes whatever game it's whatever game let's go
Let's try to core early before the central kids play.
Yeah, for sure.
I thought central couldn't play this though because it's division 2.
No, they could play because most of them are div 1 already.
So they can just go down a division and play.
Because right now you know I'm going down to play with you, right?
You are?
Yeah, because I'm div 1.
I'm going down so I can help you
How do I get rid of a voice waging what was that
Wait, so should we key first game? Or, you know, I don't know, like, the...
We could try.
We could play aggressive, we don't need them.
I just don't know the skill level of these players, you know what I'm saying?
I just think about it in basketball terms, like D1, D2, D3, I think about it like the...
So these players are gonna be better?
Yeah, slightly better. It's not like you're gonna be going against, like, pros.
They just know how to play, you know, they have fingers.
Let's win this shit one thing I'm gonna tell you though is in in a wet strands you're probably
better than like most of the lobby that called oh god yeah that's how bad they are I'm being
So serious
I want to win when you get first place in this turn
Yeah, first place in this throw first place you know they do so good arc
Yeah, we need to get first place. I even have my gaming sleeve on
If you play like how you did yesterday were easily winning
I'm gonna play battery
Only thing it's like this two is so easy to get it's nice then compared to everything else most people are just do
No, it's here. Oh wait, there is there is there's so many people here
I do have a shotgun.
The guy right in front of us are going south.
There's a guy here.
Over here. On the roof.
You're in my building.
I guess I'm shooting.
there's so many people here
I know
I know
Can you shoot up?
Uh, yay, shooting at me.
Team A, shopping?
Wait, where?
Two us, I think, two us.
What?
Hundred?
Hundred, that is...
I didn't know.
No, no, no, no!
That's the way.
you
you
you
you
you
You
if we get like overcons like two more games we can just switch to a swap it
doesn't matter
I think we're gone.
Two teams.
This guy out there helped me by the way.
Wait, he gets the gun right there?
Yeah.
Maybe he's headed for this.
You good?
We're gonna go on this side.
Yeah.
Nice bro, be careful. I'm on the other side
There's a scene on the other side as well. Oh shit
Your shield
Here, cover me. Let's try to kill him.
There's one guy on the roof right here.
He jumped off.
I'm going around the right.
I think we should try leaving.
I'm down. I'm rather shucking.
Here, let's go, let's go.
Let's go north-west.
There's a kid here.
Hotter on up.
Did you hear me?
Nice.
Nice bro.
These kids are still so bad.
No, we shit on everyone, because they never do that.
Yeah, yeah.
You saw her run?
No, no, I don't think we do anymore.
Unless, it depends what you have.
Are you sacked or not?
I mean, shotgun, yeah, yeah.
I kind of want to get the ducks, so far.
I know.
I mean, we can start the game and then go lurking a few lines.
Yo, yo, yo, I need you all to be positive in the chat or the tournament, to, to, to,
other tournament to out balance these negative Nancy's I just want someone
say this tournament's cooked in the chat because we died one day
I
Come back. There's a team coming in the field live from this way. I
See them I think he saw many different over
I see him, I see them.
60, you wanna kill him?
Yeah, I don't really have, I don't really have any shots that I can get over there.
Are you low?
100.
60, 60, can I kill the other one?
I'll just get top.
I'm like really bad at lagging right now, I don't know why.
I think I'm getting D-Dost.
Bro?
Yeah.
Come on, let's go.
Wait, there's a lift up.
Come on, let's go.
Come here.
What?
I mean, I'm doing my best, bro.
I'm getting full DDoS
No white D
Bro like oh my god, we're just getting DDoS actually getting death full DDoS
I'm gonna die here and then you hide just hide
this way I think it's late you might be able to grab it now yeah go break the wall and
and then run all the way back to my mark
grab the medkit and run
oh shit
oh man
that's all i get bro
ohhhh
you're chillin man, it's only two games
Are you still lagging?
No, I wasn't at the end there, but when we were fighting, I was at 700 ping with a red down arrow.
Yeah, it's fine.
What is that noise?
Yo!
I'm getting full DDoS bro. I know y'all are gonna see this in two minutes, but I was literally
mid fight a thousand ping with a red down arrow and then I get killed and dance on like
just can't make it any fucking more obvious man
I'm not lagging right now, but it just happened.
It's weird because it happened as soon as we were fighting, and then it went away just
immediately.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I don't know if someone's just going to do it every time we play.
the
the
the
Oh my god, there's like, my trees!
That's it?
Yes, one, two, three, four...
Yes, four trees.
Can we live here?
Yeah.
In here.
I'm just getting stream sniped man, we got the shooters on us every game.
They're landing on us again.
and there's six teams that are CY right now.
We might have to land some more else.
if you have loot
ahhh
not really, no
I'm gonna have a shotgun SMG to shoot
I'm gonna loot these chests over here and breach other streets
ok
I got shield, I'm just gonna pop it
Our only goal is to make an endgame
Someone's farming on me, I think
It's not a dip if you can
I have a 145 right now, I don't think I'm a pop.
They're the team on the stove.
Reboot it.
Is that worth?
We're back.
I got this.
Let's go fish.
If we get keyed, just make a thousand bombs and we shouldn't have anyone to hit you.
Yeah, I got you.
Are you shooting?
Yeah.
are you gonna get a lot of software she think?
nah I got like nothing
yeah I'm lucky
there's chairs you should get
you can just pop this
these games are really dead though for everyone to see
I love all the people saying minus 40k. Oh this that game over tournament over bro
When we walk in it is I can't wait to see all y'all idiots breath my heels are not that good mine. I have three minis three minutes
I have one
Mr. P. O. M. There's probably some scrap. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just with the I'm getting the stress and I'm coming
there's probably gonna be kids lurking if you I be careful this is all on this
side I'm looted there's a dog here
is this normal yeah yeah if you pet it it heals you you're a pet it
of
don't run here but you don't get up
I'm on him.
40.
40 on estimate.
100.
In my box.
That is.
Nice, you two.
I'm so weak.
Oh my god.
So much to be alive.
28.
I'm on him.
40.
I'm on him.
40.
I'm on him.
40.
40.
40.
I'm on him.
40.
40.
40.
I feel like this division is all kids who just like don't know how to play end games
so you can get so many kills around here.
Yeah.
All these kids like think they're Peterboss so they're gonna run it down kind of pu stuff.
And literally they know Peterboss right here in the lobby with them.
Me.
Like you said they're not that good.
They just think they are.
That's it.
Did you get gold from that?
I don't know.
Try to stick as close as possible, so we don't get caught down.
Oh, I hope you didn't hear you, you didn't hear you, oh you're running, yeah, let's go
left because there's teams keying on the right. All that team on that server is just going to stay here.
Let's get below this hill, we're good.
I have four shocks.
If we get a top five, we play seven games equal. That's all.
That's easy. Yeah, it's so easy.
Our only goal is to not die in a fight. That's it.
Careful of this little base spawn up there.
I want to get up on this hill and we can boss up.
What steps?
It's because he's using the Iron Man thing so it's fun to put steps.
game time baby game time chat guys we're on sign the same division as us it's not the
the same tournament, so if round 1 doesn't affect us.
Watching you.
Did you get it?
Yep.
Perfect.
How did that do?
Nice, I got another truck joke.
Nice.
Anything I can hold down there or no?
What do you have right now?
Six mini-street beds.
You have shocks?
Yeah, I have four.
Okay, I'm gonna stay up there
I kind of want to come to you but
Turn away and see
There's three shots on me that's why
I could shock you
Just...
Yeah, you could if you want, but just wait.
Does anybody know that noise that little ding that keeps going off is?
I'm coming to you.
They lost you back.
Hunter.
Nice.
Here come.
Hugged the hill.
Oh, they can't see us.
us ready just wait once they come out see my here as well you can just start
holding kids if you want
yeah everyone is
Here, light ammo, do you have any medium or not?
Yeah.
Keep my hair if you want to look at them.
how do you bury him?
no
that's not bad
yo we can double-serve this column right here that embers
i bet
he's full
that's the environment we're about to go
come
come
see
you
see the same odds, ready?
ready, two on the side
you got it?
come below, come below, come below
you see me?
left to wall
nice
I need to get a helmet out of us.
I need to run out.
You need a heart here.
Wait, behind us?
I think they're above still.
Wow. That's not that bad.
You ready?
Yeah.
Edit the wall 3, 2, 1, up.
Yep.
Yeah, I know.
Go as far as you can.
Got shot.
Here.
Nice. Here. You can just carry one of them.
Drop me like something else. Yeah, perfect.
He's definitely gonna kill you.
Got some men over here too?
Okay, thank you.
Wait, on our wall maybe?
Wait, look on our wall!
Oh, pop that truck!
Pop that truck right here.
Nice, right.
Pop the truck. Nice, bro.
3, 2, 1, go!
3, 2, 1, go!
I got the wall!
That's right
Nice
That's nice
Nice
That's nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
I'm sorry
He's at the bridge, right on the bridge
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Are you ready?
It's gonna be hard
Yes
Are you ready?
Are you ready for that?
Right down the bridge
Thank you
Alright, we're good
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming
Thank you
Ready?
Right now, three, two, one
Get away, get away!
Nice.
Come look up.
Second.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Come on, come on.
I'm walking on the top.
Okay.
You ready?
Huh?
Go back, go back, go back.
Okay?
Oh, honey, I have 60 legs in the way.
I lost the aggro.
What do you think?
Where's the pole?
Okay, I have a shotgun, I'm gonna throw it to you.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Okay, run through.
I'm gonna stop you.
You're firing.
Alright.
Ready?
Ready, we got you.
Go around.
We look right three, two, one.
Okay, cutters.
I
Kill him kill him kill him
Hey hey hey hey let's go A.C.
Let's go bro
Good shit
Oh my god no this is actually harder than this 3 by like
Bro this is a lot harder but like
Like you have to, I actually have to think now
Like an endgame
Yeah, I know I'm not killing everyone, but that'll come back as I get used to end games
again bro.
The main part is I'm staying on Arc's ass and I'm like staying on him and making sure
I'm not making mistakes.
Like I'm not, I'm not fragging out, but I'm staying on you very perfect.
Oh, you're playing exactly how I need to see this.
Perfect.
If you keep this up, we're gonna easily call in.
What?
like remember we smacked on the team's wall you had pump out you killed them
easy refresh and then that's what I'm saying like I'm playing right on your
ass I'm following you perfect in endgame even on this the top door takes up right
on your ass yeah oh this is match four yeah that's fine though we have 11 we
just can't sell anymore we are early cell you know JD why are you running
adds an end game bro
You try to go here again. Yeah, we can't we can't die really
We're the high elo now
I think they're whatever
we try letting us split again I think you try to go up your eyes yeah I found
Okay
We don't even need like loot like that because we can always get a later. We've got a live that's it
We only need 280 more points, bro, and 70, that's not bad at all.
because they know it's us. Yeah, I guess. No, no way.
Well, apparently there's no healer.
Oh, really? You do that make sense?
I don't know. As my chat said, there's no healer in Division 2 and 1.
I don't know if that's a true statement or if I'm giving lies to you.
I actually sounds that sounds right that just means like we could go against the horrible team
Yeah, I know you're gonna see us leave us that true Shazard. No, he's low in division two
I'm chillin' my loot's not that bad
I got one mini, one big
I got one, man.
I have 620 volts.
I have 500 volts.
He missed.
He's got a loot like PY's late.
Yeah, yeah.
The good thing is like, we got mad so we can keep the hit.
I'm not sure.
One more to shoot, friends.
Hello?
Another drop. Oh my god.
I'm holding big
Hey, let's not dip, bro. This spot looks weird, doesn't seem right.
You know a 5 kill win is more than a 20 kill second of this?
Wait, what?
That's how important it is to win, yeah.
Wait, hat? Oh, wait, please, what's that? Like, heavy?
Yeah, it's way more.
Fourth match, GG!
Yo, bro, how about I do take my dick in balls,
and you lick underneath my ballswet,
while sucking my-
That's fine.
That's why even though it's one point per kill, we still shouldn't key like that.
Yeah, definitely not key, bro.
But when you play last game, it's first.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm 5'5".
Hey, can you shoot me?
Yeah, how's your on doing?
Is she doing good in Division 3?
Vending up here, I have 750.
Yeah, you have gold?
Yeah, 750.
We can buy one Trojan.
No.
Do you have shocks or no?
Yeah, I have three.
Yeah, I'll drop you my three and one Trojan.
Here, you go with this instead.
Hold that.
Okay.
You can pop that hill fast, that's fine.
There's a team below us. Wait, right here, right here.
30.
130, 130!
Alright, I'm gonna...
I need to kill him, I need to kill him, I need to kill him!
Go, go, go!
He's literally one in this box, though.
I hit him 160.
Bro...
You hit him?
I'm sure. I'm coming to you.
What, do you hear him? On my space?
Get Jills.
Aw, we should've killed that guy.
I saw it.
I'm just so weak, that's the problem, they want to fight us, so watch your back.
We shouldn't have fight this by the way.
Try to play defense.
Ready?
Don't land it on him.
Try to play defense.
Try to max defense.
Drop the orange bomb.
They really want us for a possible accident.
I don't know why, it's fucking hit 160.
on vending. Yeah. I just want to go though. I already bought it. I already bought it.
You should have to be stream sniping. Yeah, I don't know why they're still sitting here
I'm going to go back for a medal.
Okay.
He's trying to seek help for us.
What are they doing?
We might have to play zone.
I have 20 both.
Here.
I see him, I see him, I see him, take out your, take out your SMG.
They're back up, back up.
50, 60, 70, 90.
They're just ruining their fucking game.
Come, come, come, come, come.
Maybe two.
Come this way.
Ready?
We can get away, we can get away.
Just follow me, ready?
Come.
Holy bro, these idiots.
They're facing us now.
We gotta fucking get some loot.
Yeah.
Keep them on the right.
only goal should be just getting mad cuz everything else comes easy on your
on your left, on your left, on your left
slowly
get your feet
yeah you are, you are
keep your feet, keep your head down and come to me
don't do that
here, that's it
they're gonna try to keep us
I'm killed, don't worry
bomb it
I have no shoots
I have no shoots
What are you doing?
I'm shooting
I'm shooting
I need to go
I need to go to the stairs
You have mats?
My mats are horrible
Oh my god
This is rough
Try to spray up
Maybe
I have no ammo for my SMG either
Nothing
No, I think this team's gonna agree fuss what the hell we fucking do here
I think you have to get ready to shock us and we have to pray
Go go
Stay on God, they're just staring oh my
I
Come on bro, you have nothing. Why are you king?
You have shocks yeah, tell me one
Oh, they're in small galore. I got loose
Oh my god, we're just getting three.
What?
Chad, this is fucking rough, bro. This is rough, Chad. These kids are...
I don't know if they're just dumb or if they know it's us. I can't tell.
Do you think they're just dumb or do they know it's us?
is done.
Oh, man.
I'm going to get a little bit of that.
I'm going to get a little bit of that.
I'm going to get a little bit of that.
I guess you'll play every game out, right?
Suss!
In our we haven't even gotten to land on our fucking drop
All good like hold on you could play probably like six games
You just need 40 points a game
Yeah
I
Swint two games in a row right here. We're chilling for the light
Yeah, I see don't react it does not I'm trying bro like I'm getting held in storm
Why these kids every game and they kill me and then they fucking just stand there. I
Don't know
I think
And then we just keep learning another spot
I'm getting killed.
Oh, I'm good.
I've got you.
I'm getting killed.
Is he right?
No, no, no.
Is that it?
Here we are.
I was fucking
We gotta go
Are you trying
Nice bro
I just need some shield.
That's for a heatwave.
That's good.
there's no loot here
I'll tell you he's got shot at
try to just rebuild you here or wait
just to get
you don't burn the shotgun I believe you do when you shoot
I just don't have to heal as though
why run this way on my mark
Run away from me as far as you can.
You good?
Yeah, I'm good.
Hi, Scro.
I'll go back to the building.
Okay.
At least we made it off spot, that's all that matters.
I think I can kill him
Did you find any shield or no?
Pop this?
Oh, dies! Thank you for the 10!
Get to the ground!
Thank you so much for the 10!
I'm down.
I don't have to go to the safe.
Yeah, we're just...
We're not gonna fight.
Do you have mags though?
No.
No.
You can't set that up.
He's watching you.
You're under 50.
I hear, I should fight you somewhere here.
I don't need bridge.
You have cabricks?
Okay.
I dropped you some wood.
I'm opening the vault I didn't get anything good, I got a double 3 set to it, alright
um that team definitely did it right they're not here any, 1400, I could buy stuff, hold
I'm gonna see if the ducking is here. So oh my god it is
I saw one on the other side
I just hit it with all of them now.
Here, take all of that.
You need shocks or no?
I'm good, I'm good, stay back, are you good?
Yeah I'm good, you want me to come here?
He thinks I'm a solo.
On it?
I gotta hold this mic, you know what you gotta say man.
I have a gold one, that was a little straight here, I have a really good music here, can
you hold another trucker?
uh, yes
i'ma buy one for you
your national
114
i'm gonna buy two of my pips
pick one
We're just gonna sit in zone take our time
Oh, yeah, I died in zone that's so good
You got it
Yeah bro, here I hear it.
It's an easy one.
Nobody's in a fucking chat, man. It's an easy one.
I don't know what the fuck this chat is, bro.
Like, what am I looking at, bro?
No, we're not even talking about a game.
No, just spamming key.
Just follow me. We're going to wrap all the way around.
I'm three bigs with two trudges.
Nice, I'm two trudges right now.
Pop it man
Let's go all the way left more.
I want to try getting like over here.
Good night, do the god chest back here and go for it.
So like in this one there, do you want, like should I stay by you, you think?
No, no, no. It's just like, it is just so well-
keeping me for no reason.
I don't make it for you to eat.
I'll go with you.
Here.
Shit, we're going to have to have some swarm signals using-
Yeah, we'll be fine. I think we still have like 200 more ticks or something.
Yeah, let's get all the central kids are playing if you want to play now, but it's easier for us. I guess
I know it's harder. What do they grief us? No, they're not going to. Why would they grief us?
As long as we just stay edge zone like we're not gonna be a griefed
I don't even think you go for that drop.
Don't make any noise.
you got this?
uh-oh
The show
This one's not good
Here, take out my light ammo.
Here.
Ready.
Go left to the cell.
Keep farming on the left.
Watch out for them.
Nice, yeah, real placement.
Middle house.
You got this popular charging to kick too, a lot of big.
Come on Chad, it's an easy win!
all these kids are good at fighting but the second you make a 10 game they're all clueless
This is one of the OCDs.
One more.
Is that the next?
One more.
Clap clap clap.
Clap clap clap.
Clap clap clap.
all these idiots are fighting in his zone over there and like a wingman is moving
okay here I want to try to run this down a little bit ready come just watch this
I see myself, you gotta worry about...
I'm gonna start building soon.
You're gonna need some real estate.
Alright, I'm gonna build up one.
I'm gonna...
Here we come, up here, now we're chilling.
Think about it, our 10 piles of 50 brick is 5 bricks.
Yep, that is true.
We should start looking back.
It's about to end in that field, aren't we?
On the left, what? It's 80.
come on man wait still i'm down
all right do you need to get him
a holy max pool oh my god
fucking crazy zone holy shit
Wait, are they on height?
They're on height!
Are they?
No, they're on height.
That's one!
I'm high, I'm high now.
We can play high now.
Yeah, perfect, perfect.
I'll stop shooting your gun, Lacy.
Yeah, I know.
Okay, good.
They're gonna stop looking at us.
They'll be A and I'm gonna hit them.
You want to start on them?
They're still here.
Try it.
Stay out.
Stay out.
Okay.
I'm gonna get a drop a little bit.
I'm gonna get a drop a little bit.
Yeah
I don't need I don't need to keep
We're gonna come
This spray spray.
Take two on a second height.
Get out of the way.
Take two, take two, take two.
One in the back, one in the back.
Okay, okay, go up, go up.
One in the front, one in the front.
Heal, heal, heal, heal.
Got me what?
What do you have, man?
I got you.
the tree again bro. I'm gonna throw a stack. I collect it, go for it. Nice.
I'm sure you're dead, Lacy. Yeah, I'm sure you're dead.
I had no bad to use a few minutes of this game.
Hey!
That's what we do!
That's what we do, we just frag the fuck out!
We just frag out!
Oh my god, that's what we do, baby.
12 kill win.
We did that shit.
Holy man.
Push it out there.
You like how I was out there making sure
We didn't get chopped. I was basically like ideal in the high ground making sure we didn't get chopped
Just spray in my gun. Well, I'm just got all the kills in shit
It's that easy bro
I gotta go take a quick little piss piss. I bet
You
I'm ready.
Lacy there.
Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I got that same spot.
Chad, what do you mean I didn't hear him?
There's nothing I could do.
I have no maths.
I can't like crank up, back up on him.
I just gotta hold my gun out and pray.
I probably shouldn't have dropped off high ground though.
I dropped off high ground trying to get...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna be honest, I was a greedy little one.
Really little one. I saw a chug chug on the ground. I tried to go grab it. I don't know why.
Wait, should we try to go get our P.Y.S. on?
Yeah, okay.
I bet.
Yeah, well, are y'all saying we?
Yes, we fragged out.
One team?
Oh, we should have.
Wait, I only see one fighter.
Is he feeding us?
My teammate's just really high.
I'm going to drop you there.
What's your man?
He's like a fart out of me.
Nice, we actually have our PLI.
Let's go, bro.
Yeah, man, that's a good one.
Every guy can get a hit.
Nice.
you know
yeah, we made it to end game week one
yeah, we made it to end game week one
yeah, we literally just gotta say that
I got a low
you're dropping three?
it's a low
wait, which one?
oh, it's gold
I got a bulky, I'm going to fall down.
You know where it is, right?
I wonder if he's going to go for a teammate's car.
Yeah, what place are we in?
We're like 12th right now.
We can see top 50
I don't even wanna perform even, I'm not even picking that shit up
Yeah, don't don't don't it sounds
There's a team like at this island
Well, he's farming on me found him I found him
He's in his building somewhere.
Here pop this, pop this before we go.
You go first.
from that she's here
he's gonna get him with him
how about that
he's going on the right
be careful
Oh my god!
Ah you're hit bro, good shit.
Wait he's running, he's running!
Let's get running right here.
Stay back, stay back if you can.
There's a team here, he's running.
Nice, I got the extra loot.
What we do bro?
Okay
Wait, let's get it. Let's get it. There's a solo here
Nice roll. Oh my god
I got you
So we do some light the office for us. Let's go. Oh my yes. You're so good. I
Really told everyone I was helping I could win with lately. I like these two bad
They don't know what's coming for FNCS. They don't know I
I got hella bullets right in the other subjects. How many stocks do I have?
Four.
I got four. I don't know if I have drugs as well.
I bought two here.
Two tickles?
I'm gonna go
uh yeah
uh five
pop that big pop
here
how many bigs do you have?
three bigs
same thing
same thing
of
see the chest being D1 right now and I don't know why
What? Where's that dude?
Like, I don't know. I don't know how to explain it
Where's the belly machine here?
Oh, it's around
Yeah, no gold
I guess part of the 40k is D1
I don't know how I'm feeling about my second one, but I'm not gonna lie.
What is it?
It's flex SMG, it's the burst.
Oh yeah, get the burst.
The burst is just, like, it's hard to get kills with the ending, but it's good for pressure.
You have medium or are you using it?
Yeah.
Get here.
On your back.
I think they're gonna kill us, maybe.
Yeah, they're there.
Good.
I think they're gonna kill us
Yeah, they're there
Get it
I'm getting a pink stuff, I swear to God
Oh, walk 50, walk 50
I'm pretty sure we're gonna beat us, I guess
Kubaks, what, Kubaks?
Dead, dead, dead
Dead, oh my shit on
Another team, another team
boy is that no weird my king's like
yeah I don't know you can pop this if
pop some of that
here, follow me
I dropped my burst through SMP
Yeah
We took a right side I see a team of full team
No, I like it
What's up
They're a big demon.
I'm sure of it.
I was young.
I thought I was sniping that fucking round today.
that's the
the
call me
I am with you, I'm with Max
I'm under you, you need something?
Are you team minus?
They're just gonna stay there
Yeah, this is an easy ass win brah. I'm predicting it right now. We win this game again watch
Oh god every time we are making a game we win
Our chemistry is just
Here come
okay go go nice hit spot bro
these guys suck lots of good driving play, they're gonna shock off right
I don't know I didn't even just complain about the rest of the game.
I'm like...
At least I heard me loving it.
Thanks, buddy.
Six-seven.
I got a solo to our west.
What's with the aggressive team? They're about to shock off I think.
I got them! One, one, one, one, one, one!
There's a solo right here, you want to spray him?
Right here, three, two, one.
I keep that shot.
Wait, on our wall maybe?
That shot's under anything.
Nice, that's our pull, that's really good.
Yeah, it's way too early for right
They're just stay on me
We can get a kill soon here look
Hundred
All right
I'm going down.
Can you come to my coast?
Yeah.
All right, ready?
I'm going to throw this on us and we're just going to run.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
I'm trying to kill him
He is praying for fun
That's not bad, everyone has to go up there
I'm gonna go through the cone
We're coming out, we're going out
I'm gonna go from here, edit this wall
Right from the...
I
Oh, it's nice.
Good job, good job.
Good job, good job.
Good job.
Good job.
It was nice, bro.
It was so good.
Good job.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm on a one, I'm on a one.
I'm on a one.
I'm on a one.
You have all your heart, I get all your heart now.
I am out of my mind.
I got my death.
Okay, I'm back now.
Stop here.
Oh my god, you're crazy!
I'm at...
NOOOOOOO!
Oh
No
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I wanna watch that back and see what I could have done different.
Wait, can you watch my stream and tell me what I could have done different?
Yeah.
I was gonna spray by this team so I like held this wall
But then as I was doing it this team above me took preese like yeah
I mean that's just it's just cuz you got fried. Should I should I not have gone greedy for the loo or should I have like
Yeah, I think you just stick on me there
Right there were
No way bro, I had nothing
Wait, how many points, what did you say?
We need 120 more points.
So two decent games.
Bro, oh my god, he was 1 HP.
I see, it was a 13HP when I died.
Alright, hot drop.
Nope.
Oh my god.
There's a lot of areas though, you never know.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm about to go on the boat
okay
that shit bro
alright you noticed
alright you noticed me
that's pretty easy
of
the
death
of
the
You got a problem here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I'm gonna grab it.
I got the gun, I used to break the pump shot like really in this case.
Shots up here.
I'm so stag. I have a chug jug for minis. What do you need?
Nah, I'm good, I'm good.
Need a shield? I threw you.
Uh, I've got a pop up, dude.
I threw you a big, you can pop that.
I think we do the same thing as every other game, just to grab that around us with the
it's too late to go to the
moon.
yo y'all swim son every two
say and see son we run in front of each other 40 back six
anyway anyway
he just running for his life that I go though yo someone's fucking with us
Everytime we get into a fight, my ping spikes and I go to like 300 ping with an arrow.
Wow, they don't want to see you win.
I want a thousand pingers out of the red arrow.
Wait, someone just started the ducks.
I think that's his teammate.
I'm dumping him.
70.
70?
What?
Oh, shit.
Should we do the duck step?
Yeah, he already did it for us.
Down the way.
Like, Shay, you cannot tell me it's Qwinsis that every time we get into a fight, my ping
spikes up to, like, 400 with a red arrow.
And now it's just perfect again.
Someone's D-dossing me tonight.
Ooh.
Oh, my god, the boss is here again.
It's gonna die to zone.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
Oh my god, the boss is here again.
It's gonna die to zone.
I got mythic tracers.
Oh my god, we're stacked.
What boss would you know?
I have no idea what we're about to see.
that horrible one
here solo shot yourself
there's this one right here for you
yeah
I bought two chug jugs, you can hold.
Do you have my shot for one?
Yeah.
I have three chug jugs.
Here you go.
Oh, what?
Do you have three chug jugs, or I dropped ten jugs of chugs?
One chug jug.
No, I mean, you have a few chugs.
You have shells.
Yeah.
Keep on the right fishing.
He's standing still.
Yeah, he's standing still now. They're running for this. Actually, yeah, I
Oh my god, yo
I
Just watched him
I just watched him stand still for 20 seconds in the middle and then shock on to us
I don't know if you get
I mean
I'm full running
I'm full running away, I don't know
I'm going into store room
Don't come don't don't come anything like my screens in don't come anything. Oh
My god, I'm gonna make it
Should I hold it or popping out
Do you think
Holy fucking!
Holy fucking cringe!
Wait, did we die on his own here?
Did we die on his own?
to kill you
I will, I will.
It's two people.
Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. Go ahead. Stand still. Get your clip, bro. Clip me. Go for it. Oh,
my God. Like, holy shit. That is, yo, I watched that kid stand still. Look at my stream and
and then shockwave onto us.
Oh my God, surely that guy gets banned, no?
I mean, dude.
I got it, but we'll see that guy's name.
That's fine, we can play three games still.
On my screen.
That doesn't really affect us like that, but that is so, so sad.
I'm directly sending that name to Julia, I don't know what the fuck.
That kid's been starting running towards us.
Watch, I literally called it, I literally called it.
This is a joke!
Oh my god, this is a fucking joke!
What's this team made sense to he's just standing there standing there not moving completely
tapped out of this game for 10 seconds still not moving check it in see it's all good bro
We got a lead here, I'm not going to lie.
Are we going to read a game?
Yeah.
Let's just see if we can face up.
Okay.
We only need 40 more points every game, so just make it any game we're good.
That's just so dumb.
Yeah
more shots? holy fucking shopwaves
of
the
of
the
Okay, here you can.
I don't know why RPOI is just fucking my top-tier spot on the map.
They just know it's us. Everyone's trying to keep us.
Like that team made it so obvious. Oh my god.
Oh no, I literally caught him at 4k.
I'm standing still for 15 seconds to heal from the shockwave, I can tell you if that
guy got hooked with that, I can tell you exactly how those comms went on man I'm tapping out
to check the stream and then his team up right saw us and he's like wait they're right in
front of us right in front of us!
We tapped back in and started to fuck the shockwave on us.
Yeah.
You don't want to pick up?
I have three
Wait, I think that's what the other blue is by the way
That would be nice
Yeah it is
Thank god man
We can get loose now
I
Do I need shocks or you have mess no I can take yours you can drop it to me
I got six right in there.
I bet.
Chad, you guys think we call?
We need to play these all.
What do you need right now?
Um, not really.
Anything else?
Here, take my gold and then you can go buy truck jugs.
I have two bigs, four floppers and a chug drink.
Nice.
I have chug drink, three bigs.
Wait in front of us.
Okay, let's run back, run back, come.
my fingers shut up
why is it always during a fight? I don't know. like anytime we're here
oh we can't even stand up but they were just in the atrium side, right?
I'm going to get killed.
How much did it stay here?
How much do you need?
This is man.
You should have taken the fucking kill.
Yeah.
Are you max?
Max, Max, right back.
Is there something here?
There's a team here, come. Let's go on top of them.
I think we should stay on right here though.
Just so people can't see us and see us.
Nice.
I don't want to fight that.
25.
I see that.
I
Knock a live row
This is my side. Yeah, you say look I don't kids you gotta be careful cutting ways
It's awesome, it's awesome at all
Come this way, come this way.
Break down, break down.
Nice, I see. Good shot, bro.
He's low. I can hear us.
Come, come, come.
what what what is she? what is she?
what is that?
nice bro
I'm literally just playing on your guys
oh my god
let's just get out of here
I can look you by the truck, Joe. Hold on.
You got more blood?
Yeah, hold it.
I need 30 gold to get a truck, Joe.
Get out of here.
I can hold it if you can.
See ya, Joe.
Okay, this is a 60.
I got four floppers. I hope four floppers are in here.
Holy, man.
Dude, where in the fuck are you going?
chug right? Yeah, three bigs of chugging pull-flops.
Okay, you can just pop 20 of your chug guys.
Got a solo?
What's your mat?
Uh, 5, 5, 5.
I need brick.
My team coming.
Hold your shotgun out.
We should just go now.
Ready?
I'm going to go behind you.
Okay.
He's going in far.
Okay, okay, okay.
He's running.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
there's kids on the hill you want to get him
there's a team right here
are you hiding on me?
nice
we're good
we're back down
went back down
there's over that actually not a bad one
what do you have for your
get ready
hold the bar
are you holding those pigs for now?
yeah
here comes
You ready?
Let's talk from here.
Whatever you're ready.
You ready?
You good?
I'm behind you.
I'm trying to hit you.
You trying to hit me.
Can I see that?
I'm on it.
17.
You ready?
Edit the wall.
You good?
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
We're good.
We're good.
Made so much space.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
Prepare to flex.
Yes, sir.
That could be fixed, dude.
That wasn't good, but I don't know.
I don't really like it.
We should go that way, we should go that way.
Ready?
Yeah, yeah.
Going?
I'll pop it.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I
ok
the radio is cracking
ok, right, right, right around the bomb
what?
nice, I think I'll let you be
another go to the ATV need
obviously carry the go
ok
there's a team on that wall
We can go up, we can go right, we can go right!
No no no, I have no stock!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
I have it!
Nice!
Okay, go back, go back!
20 seconds, 20 seconds!
Okay, okay!
Okay.
I'm saying back there, and then we go back to the right.
Anything else?
Okay.
You have hearts?
Um, no, I have seven of them.
I need to watch my kill soon and then drop on it
We got a headshot right here
Can it work?
Yeah, one way
They're trying to fight down
Can you be cracked?
I'm up to you
It holds far
I don't know if you get knocked
Two-way
Dead?
I don't know if I can go for that
I'm going for it, I'm going for it, okay?
I'm lucky
Keep spraying, keep spraying, I gotta pop a shot
There's no drop
What do you feel that, see it, see it, see it
Nice, nice, nice.
Crap, 50 way. Dead.
Dead, dead, dead, dead.
Body, body, body.
Covered.
I have mass-match, we need.
Yeah.
I'm going up.
Fucking head, fucking head, fucking head.
Bring it up, bring it up, bring it up.
Get him, 100.
Get me way. Going up on us, going up on us, I see.
Dead. Nice.
Get him, buddy.
I see everybody.
Dead.
Nice.
It's a blast, it's a blast.
I
Oh, one more.
That was like too fully out.
Oh, shit.
First place is fucking up there, eh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ugh!
Nice, I'm about to see this chat react
to me fucking getting a head shot.
No scope error, I can't wait till they spin
LMAO and Sun.
It's gonna just look and hit like crack, isn't it, Chad?
Sun, Sun, here we go.
Go ahead, spin it.
Go ahead, bro.
Here it comes, any minute now.
D-Gloved, D-Gloved.
Oh no, D-Gloved.
I kind of like the sinister strip.
because I've been hearing this.
We can just rev then and land on the split.
It's secure to follow.
I don't know where I'm coming from.
I know, that's late.
Oh, we're fine.
I saved you shit on a mark.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
It's 2T.
Got it, bro.
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting 75, right?
They're the kid on me.
You good?
They're like on you on here?
Yeah.
Alright, set.
You can go charge your headset now if you can.
Just come to me, first aid.
Or wait until we kill everyone
uh should we jump back on I think
yeah you good?
you give me?
yeah
I have the worst shot gunner.
Yeah, I have a Maven.
I may have still tried to duck him since there you are.
fuck, am i in a fucking unbreakable cutscene?
where the fuck am i?
oh my god, i got a cheat
that should have been the ball i think, right? the blue one?
yeah
nice, you should go
fuck
I'm dropping on him
Good yeah 130 that it
I
So much gold what do you need?
Drop me all you have
I know it's a greedy boy just now and I wasted all my gold on the purple buff, but listen
I still have two chug jugs bro, it's fine, it's fine bro.
Here you can pop this.
Is that extra or something?
Nah, it's mine, but you can just pop it because I use a lot.
I say hold it.
Wait, let's go back, come, come, come, come, let's go back.
I think he's not a reboot, you wanna go key in?
Sure, fuck it.
I'm not just one point.
Yeah, that's okay.
I don't want to agree plus four.
I can't just game play with it.
Okay.
You wanna go first?
I can take your flag, see if you know what that looks like.
There's more fuzz.
Get that armor.
I'm gonna meddle this game High 500, we could get you some
Here I'ma split you And now I have 500
You have 500 now? Yeah
Nice Yo stop putting that fucking burn
like that
Now we don't go for that
We 23 points
Lock it
We got extra you need air
Yeah, we're always gonna get four because the duck in
to stay away for the for the shock sound you know I'm talking about how you can
hear the distance if you hear that that means we're someone's on her head you
can go for the yeah
Watch out for that bush so they might be baiting it.
Yeah.
Nothing good.
Follow me.
Just keep going.
Keep going in and then we can box.
I think he maxed me and just watch out
Keep healing.
Just let me keep chip-pumping then.
60.
I'm just draining their heals, okay?
I'm out.
I'm out of today.
Oh my god, good job really. Stay alive you like that.
Kids were not bad, that was a good team.
Holy man.
if you can't explode
yeah 100%
you need metal?
i need 60 metal here
you should be able to see that
yeah stay up there
imma just try to farm
I mean, it's a far pull. We might want to just leave it. I think we just leave it.
Let's go.
I gotta get back into the room or like, like box fighting, right?
I said you do, I need to box fight a lot.
right now but you're playing with me so all you got to do is just stall
yeah i know i know i know i'm just like put on box fighting right now and maybe it's because i'm so i'm like back when i used to play i was so old and i could just hold walls and just sit there
i can't really do that anymore
nah it's not about pinging because SMGner's issues back in it's like you can hold
that's why i just bleed
it's got a box on it
all you gotta do is just pump the bag
I'm gonna get a shotgun from the chest, do you see it?
What do you get?
Shots.
Why did run end?
They won two games in a row, no way they didn't, cool.
I don't know, I'm seeing stables in the chair right now saying run ended.
Yeah, shocking.
Are you good?
I'm sure.
On me?
I'm gonna leave you there.
I'm gonna leave you here
Hey you!
Fuck
Follow me
Everyone's shocking
I'm gonna get some up on mud
You ready?
Hopper down
Get up, get up
I
Got all the loot
YES!
I'm not finished, I want to win!
Oh my god!
Alright, we can win.
If we win both these games, we win the 30.
Hey Paulman, we can't shock, there's a team above us.
Hover big.
Wait, look, look, look, look.
Are you ready?
Are you ready? Follow me.
Wait, this way for the signal to go.
I got no shots like this
I got no scope
Come up you good all right we gotta go left
Come down. Perfect spot. Perfect spot.
Nice.
Holy.
If you're here if you need, I'm going to start.
There.
Nice job.
What for pull?
Really good pull.
Height is high up.
We can look for that later though
Watch out for the wheel. I think we wait here and go last second red
Yeah, let's go around right
Ready
I want to zone it. Thanks a little bit.
Wake up!
Walk walk walk!
Hunter!
Nice, Lace.
I'm in your safe.
What?
Oh, fuck.
Don't scare me.
Fuck your back.
Hey, look, look, look.
Ready?
What?
50?
Nice.
I want to go up a layer, wait we can try to look in front of you there is this one, 30-60
30, pick me!
You got me?
On the back, on the back, left, left, left, left, right.
I'm gonna pick you up somewhere.
On it!
I'm gonna pick you up somewhere.
I'm talking to them.
Go up, go up!
I got sniped, bro.
Yeah.
Dude, I have the spear.
I'm gonna get a ammo.
Pick, pick it up, pick it up.
I just hit the thing on accident, are you good?
Yeah, drop off.
Okay, okay.
Let's go down top.
One up.
Okay.
Okay.
One of you.
One of you, don't come.
I thought that was an accident. Stay out.
Stay out.
Are you shocking?
Stay out.
Wait, let's look down here, right?
Okay, guys, 3, 2, 1, go.
Got it?
Okay.
Nice.
We're going up.
I'm down.
I'm up here.
I'm down next.
Can you move up this?
Move up!
Move up!
Hunter?
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, we can't.
Come on, we can't.
Come on, come on, come on.
Kill, kill, kill, kill.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Here, hard, hard, hard.
We should go up. We should go up to two old cells again.
Ready, come here.
Wait, how do I die, I think?
I have a dead body, I have a dead body.
There, there, there.
Oh my god.
130.
He knows go up here.
I'm playing my choice.
Tarpeff, Tarpeff, just go.
I don't even know if that's...
You got my thing or you got it?
We have it, we have it, we have it.
Uh, and I have it all by the way.
Can you even build here or no?
It won't last.
Get the shot, get the shot, buddy.
You guys?
I like it.
I like it.
That is...
Nice, nice.
See that?
I think we have it, we have it. I took out, I took out.
Be careful, you're out of luck on there.
2v2v1
I killed him I killed one of the viewers I killed one of the viewers
Nice fucking board
sure that we get a game right yeah who's jarred you
central kid why apparently I killed him saying I killed you're saying I shit
I'm jarred you who's jarred you it's a central central pro
if
if
if
if
Yeah.
Nice.
I'm not delayed right?
Yeah.
Nice.
I trust you.
If we win this game, we could win.
How many wins do we have, 4 or 5?
I actually don't even know, we might actually have, no we have a second, so we have 4 wins
in a second maybe.
Oh, we have four waves.
Oh, the monkey.
If we die, we can get another game, so we just play in our PLA.
I think we're on top now.
Oh, there's one team on the right.
It's all good.
It's kind of far.
You're not even gonna cut us off on a thing
Oh, two teams, they're 15
Yeah, they're sold, they're sold, they're sold
There you go
Oh, my goodness
They're gonna get you
They're gonna get you, please
What?
They're not quite as someone else
No, let's go keep them fighting if we die or we get another one.
Yeah, yeah, well...
No way!
Like, he's running at me, and he's standing still.
I wonder why bro. Oh my god, man. Oh, I wonder why bro. I wonder why!
Same kid bro, it's the same kids. It's the same kids every day
Course
Imagine that was the last Q. Duck shaking head, bro. Last Q, the word third. These seats have 132 kills.
No, we're going to get a game.
Nice.
And fifth place is just typing in my chat right now.
What?
Yeah, he's literally typing in my chat.
I see myself in fifth.
Like
Playing a tournament you're typing in my chat and meeting you have the stream open bro
You better pray to the Lord Almighty above you don't kill me next game. I'll send your fucking bitch
I swear to God you will not play FNCS Tooch
I swear on everything I love you will not be
I have proof of you being in my chat before the game starts
and I would send issues directly to Epic Games.
Do you want to slam here?
Let's just secure it.
This is the same thing we were doing, let's just toss the water.
I'll do that.
I
Hear anyone drunk I saw one
I think it's the kids from last game that died on spot
Oh, yes, two teams, turn around and make me...
Alright, bye-bye.
Oh, bad shot!
of
and then we push it to...
...the next one.
We're gonna go kill some PMPs and some fish and hold them. Hope I get the last of some cheap fish.
I already did most of them.
I got two shieldfish right now.
All we can do is rage.
You have gold or no?
Uh, 500.
We could go buy a chug, Jag.
Pop arrow.
Okay.
of
It looks untunned.
There might be a chance.
Oh!
Now this is farm.
And they just moved it to the left that day.
In front of me?
I don't think they saw me kill.
They saw you.
They saw me?
I was in a building
They're so scared I'm just going to the vending
I need gold
Nice are they leaving oh, they are nice your picker
Yeah, that's perfect, yep.
We should, we should just stay here I guess, and just loot.
Lacy
We should stay here, I guess this loot
Chad notice how those kids ran it's cuz they knew who's me on them bro
So literally I told you I'm literally get compared to Peter by this game
Another big pod you needed or no
Now you can pop it
I'm four minutes to the base and two seconds to the base.
I'm four charge at three base.
We're so stacked here.
Another win.
I'm going to push that lock.
In five, four, three, two.
I got a bar.
You want that?
I got a purple burst.
Purple burst?
Yeah.
You need it?
Yeah.
that you for me
I broke a glass
wait till next time we can use the cube
I'm a sexist
I feel safe and cozy up here, I'm alive.
It's pretty cool. We have nothing to worry about. Oh wow. Oh nice. So my game's about this. I have 490 brick, but I can't pick up 10 more.
Just wait. Just wait. Wait and then walk over it. You should be able to walk over and get it out. Nice bro.
All right, you're good. You're good. You got it
Got that
It's not that serious it is that serious
Yeah, you're funny
I'd never have any
I'm not reading a fake chat, fuck you!
of
the
of
the
I
Shipped it out of the game just get really loud chat. Yeah, I don't know you hear that too. Oh my god
What the fuck?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I'm not going to lie, bro. I swear my player comparison is actually here, but
because I'm like I'm just where does winning everything it's not a uh-oh
Oh my god, some food smells so good right now, so new.
Wait, did you used to do it with Epic Will?
No, I used to play with him.
Why?
Kind of messing with my chat, Sid.
He's just a guy who used to play with Epic Will.
Wait, I haven't played with him.
I'm gonna play this, I'm gonna play this.
Okay.
Nice. I'm gonna play it, man.
Now, you guys don't do anything anymore?
Wait, for real?
Like, they don't do as much damage as they used to.
Let me tell you a ghost story, kid.
Back in the day, in my day, when I was considering tier 1 pearl,
if you blew up these little gas pumps,
everything around you would catch on fire.
fire. Never wanted to box up on a gas station.
Wait, you were tier one? Yeah. Really?
Yeah, wait, what?
Why is it so loud over there?
And then over here it's quiet. What? Yo.
How far we going?
Get on top of the hill.
I got hit by a hundred.
Nice.
Oh yeah, these guys know.
I feel like they're gonna get killed.
I hope we do.
No, no one's good.
You ever try a juggernaut?
No, you're possibly...
You're a good Tier 4 player, I'm not Tier 4.
I'm Tier 1 on West!
I'm playing with art that makes me a tier one
tier one duo
Boat research
100
Wait coming in
What a crack wait, let me handle them. Oh, let me handle this guy
get ready, get me that way
Oh my god
What if he's telling us something?
Excuse me.
No way. He's so lucky.
Here, come back up.
I'm going to jump down now, it's gonna, ready, go.
Go all the way.
Nice.
I'm going to the full box, watch.
Nice, good shoot.
170, here you come.
Watch your back.
I had some shots
He's dead, he's dead, what's the worst?
I'm up here, I'm up here, spray, spray
What's the spray?
Is it hard?
Yeah, I'm good, so sad
What? Are you cracked?
I'm gonna take care of some guys.
Yeah, he's right close, he's doing it, he's doing it.
Can I still run?
Three, two, one.
Here, come, on the side.
I'm getting a pretty cute top turret.
Top turret, top turret, spring, spring.
Nice, nice.
I knew it
Walkie walkie
Pull that
I get it
I hit it, I cracked it, I cracked it
17 lights, 17 lights!
We run this game, man.
Don't make them that mad, just show them. Don't let them anymore. Just wait for a bit.
Keep shocking.
Coming to you?
Yeah, it is. Fire.
I have shock, I've been running lots.
Get that.
You ready?
Go behind those kids.
30
Okay, leave him. Stay on me.
20 marks.
Is that body? Okay, go for that.
I got him! I got him! I got him!
I'm coming back here.
Here, I'm going to shot this here.
They're ready? Follow me, follow me.
Hey, go for it. Come on, come on, come on.
I'm coming back here.
Oh, fuck you, fuck you.
I'm coming back here.
I'm going to start again.
No.
Yeah, big C. Two other ones.
Dead body down here, nothing much more than that.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm...
Where's my sideway?
I'm white, I think.
I think we crawl no we're three points off first. No
We got second
Oh my god, hey, we'll take that though close the call
Okay
Yeah, we got second
One hand for
I'm gonna be honest I don't think I don't think we're gonna finish second
No, I think we will you think it should be fun. Yeah. Yeah
That was last game
Okay, gotta get the tweet up, gotta get the tweet up, gotta get the tweet up.
I don't know, it's full screen shit, it's fucking stuck right now.
Damn, so if I would have stayed alive and we would have won that game, we would have won.
I don't know, if I got a second right there, I sold.
Oh my god, it's actually Oroade. Second tournament back. Second place. CU in FNCS.
Well, Dib one's gonna be so easy too.
At Peterbot. Why would I at Peterbot?
At clicks.
Are you pussy? It doesn't make sense to at Peter about for his tweet. He didn't get second. It doesn't make sense to at Peter about for his tweet
No, y'all are seeing it fake even it doesn't make sense
Check guess it up
First two tournaments easy balls today was Loki kind of hard. Yeah with the stream snipers and Loki was
Imagine the stream side we would have fucking won this shit
L spam. I'm not stopping spamming until this gets to 10,000 likes right now. It has to
get to 10,000 likes every person in the chat asking like you, yeah?
What is this? Look at what I sent you. What the fuck is this?
This is fake. This is fucking fake. I did not have zero. I did not have zero everything.
Yo.
It's real. No, it's not.
Real pick.
We call for FNCS.
FNCS here we come.
this duo is insane that's like like look at these four of my kids believing it
that's not sure right do you think that I didn't do you think I just didn't queue
up Peter bought reply
I just can't I just can't like everybody's acting like I'm playing bad or some shit on my soul
I'm not even playing bad. I'm playing good. I'm playing perfect. I'm literally playing my role perfect
You have no awareness, bro, that'll come back over time.
Over time of getting it back into end games, you don't understand, I didn't play this game
for two and a half years, not a single end game for two and a half years.
in my first like five to 10, my first 10 games,
my awareness is gonna come back.
You're a walking llama for Ark's son.
Why would I call Clicks?
Why would I call Clicks?
What does that do?
you. Wait, what? Look at what
I'm literally Toby
You did 3,800 damage today. Oh
Wow, send me today send me the actual send me the actual kids that's not enough send me the actual kids stats the real ones not the fake one
It's fake.
It's like you're posting fake, you're posting fake stats.
real no it's not I had five kills in one game
it's not even updated it updates in 20 minutes or something 16 kills 3800
damage died
oh wait this is the updated one
I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to lie, he's not even bad, he's
deadass not even bad, he's just not even bad, I'm playing my role perfect, I'm staying
alive, I'm not taking much damage, and I'm letting you kill people.
Yeah.
Hey, all that matters is that we got second.
Like this chat, y'all are expecting me to fucking do 20,000 damage and get 40 kills.
I haven't played this game in three years!
Arc trying not to laugh, wide-speed laugh.
Great edit accuracy, by the way.
Actually great edit accuracy.
And I'm editing quicker than Arc2, as you can see right here.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
I'm a faster editor.
I have faster mechanics than you.
Average edit time, yours is 9.79, mine's 9.34.
I'm a faster editor than you, I have faster mechanics.
Oh, yeah.
nice
It's because he's holding cones
Fortnight Competitive Tweet.
Work X, Lacey, FNCS major two in coming.
I need a tough reply.
Paid to eat sundae, and so I paid them to take this.
Like you guys just think that I, like,
You
Send in that fake picture. Can y'all stop sending that fake picture?
All right, Lacey, I'll see you later, bro. I'll see you next week. Okay. We locked in. Wait, I actually have bad news
What?
11 so I actually can't play the next division cup
Oh, that's fine
So you can you're gonna have you could play like you get like another pro besides like another tier one and y'all can run
Okay, the division company and win that shit and then after that way way when's the next when's the next these ones the next dates?
It's just every Monday Tuesday, and then Saturday's finals
Okay, well, June 15th, 16th, and 28th, I'm not going to be able to play those days.
Okay, it's all good.
But I'm back, I'm back for June 22nd, 23rd, 27th.
Oh, God, I'm back.
Oh, God, I'm back.
And I'm ready.
I'm locked in a little bit.
I bet.
I bet.
I bet.
All right, bro.
Good shit today, man.
Good shit today.
I'm going to catch you.
GG's, man.
Oh, my God.
actual, actual winners, bro.
We're actual winners.
L-part timer.
Guys, I'm a content creator first.
I'm a pro-second.
I'm going on a Bahamas trip.
I'm going on a Bahamas stream trip, so.
Gonna have to miss a division cut.
Like, I'm a content creator first and I'm a pro-second.
I'm not a pro first content creator second.
You know what I mean?
So I am a pro second.
We get it.
I'm going to be honest, dude.
I'm very impressed with myself.
I'm genuinely impressed with myself
how I've been playing. I am staying alive and game, staying on arc, it actually doing good.
I'm genuinely playing my role perfect. If I could just get my awareness better, if I can get my
fighting and mechanics back to where they used to be, we win brands. We win brands. We win brands.
You promise, pack draw today?
I'm sorry I'll say it in Meeho.
Listen, chat.
Silky wants to smoke?
It's not a bad shot at all.
It's actually not a bad shot at all.
Lisa, you should try this.
First try?
First try hold on a minute
do I go do I go the silky actually want to smoke or is he is he awesome fake demon shape
I'll do it tomorrow. I do it tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow.
I'm aware. I'm aware of Jersey tomorrow. Yes, he wants to smoke chat but I I low key
Quit weed, chat.
Not even low key, I high key quit weed, bro.
Holy fuck!
These dudes got 15,000 damage each?
In a hundred and...
Holy fuck! Wait, they're cheating?
How would they be cheat? I don't think you can cheat in fortnight anymore chat.
Look at their pain.
How do you see pain?
ages put up a 550-point performance.
Holy fuck.
Oh, he's in a chat.
We're not cheating.
We're 30.
Yeah, I don't think, I didn't say you were cheating.
I just said you can't cheat a fortnight anymore.
Holy shit, fucking, wait, are they central players?
Oh, they are central players.
So technically me and Ark got second-west.
Or we got first on west.
Technically we got first on west.
These guys just got, they popped over from central
and started W key and everybody's.
Well, technically we got first.
We won the tournament in my eyes.
In my eyes, we want to turn them in, bro.
Back to back first place.
Back to back first place, in my opinion.
A little smoke to celebrate.
Yo, why do you guys want to watch me smoke?
Silky doesn't even want to smoke.
Let me ask Silky what he's on.
or nothing somebody's dead ass coming in here
I don't know who it is
somebody wants to go out here
but that one right there
I know that one right there actually looks so bad
all the parts of the garage?
what am I on?
Lacey wants to smoke
fuck
What you want buddy? Let's do some mud. Let's do some mud. When you low-mole it on
ground, I'm literally about to low-mole it on ground in a second. Okay, so alright, so
chat. Do we go back upstairs right now to the desktop and you guys help me decide
what colors to get? Is that weed? Is that weed? Oh y'all, buddy. I'd like you up if you really
want to see some shit, but let me order my food first. You just got to let me know if you really
doubt. I haven't seen no online. What's so crazy is that I've barely been seeing like any like
really negative messages like that.
Are you applying to shoot me you today?
Time of the 219 gotta go into the lowballing segment and then James
Vaughn. Can I fit that orange flowers? I gotta wake up at like 9am. I gotta
shoot and then a sponsor.
Right now?
No!
No, he...
Did he get the lights in the on in there?
What's that?
What do you have on?
What do you have on?
What do you have on?
Arm sleeve.
It's my pro gaming sleeve.
Just got second in FNCS.
I see.
Who got first?
The f**king cheaters.
Peter Bond?
Yeah.
I mean Peter Bond.
I mean Peter Bond.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Peter Bond didn't get a higher place.
You didn't kill him though.
Or what?
You didn't kill him though.
Doesn't matter.
I still...
Bro, one god Peter Bond did not get a higher place in me.
Okay, but if you know Bob was in your lobby, I
Know you do you know listen? I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna tell you something good. I
Used I was an urban myth. I was a legend
They used to I was the Peter Bob before Peter bot. They used to talk about me like they talk about Peter bot
We're not landing there. Lacey's there and I'm getting I'm back and they're talking like that again
Nobody Peter bot scared of me. There's really play with accurate. Oh
Art?
Yeah, sounds like a hacker.
It's an art carrier.
All right, so how many kills did you have?
To be honest, I had 23.
So that's what your team had, now, how much did you have?
I had 23.
So to be honest, this?
Kills.
Arc had, I think, 60, 15.
Hey, wait, you took about a total.
We had a whole tournament.
I thought you meant you had 23 in one game.
Yo, you must have been eight or like 10 games in a tournament?
Yeah, that's right.
I'll be honest, it's hard to kill people within.
I literally, by the time I get to the fight,
they're all, he kills everybody.
They're all dead.
Art is literally 16 K-A-R-E-M.
He's that nice?
I'm paying him to play with me.
What?
I'm paying him $40,000 to play with me.
Oh, you get asked?
Yes.
And so even if I win FNCS, you're still paying him.
So he gets double the pay.
Yeah.
Is he as nice as Peterbott?
He's like, like Peterbott plays on a different region.
He's like the Peterbott of West.
Cause now that I'm-
Oh, Peterbott plays East.
Oh, so you're lucky.
Okay.
I'm not scared of Peterbott.
Hey, Peterbott plays West.
Oh, sick.
Like, imagine that Peterbott just-
Take Peterbott's dick out.
Should it be me, Peterbott?
Wanna be one right now?
Hey, he's seven, he can't.
So you still grab the thing.
It was in your mouth!
Bro, if Peter bought, if Peter bought 1v1, I beat him.
Huh?
Who's that on every person in chat's life?
If Peter bought 1v1 do you?
If me and Peter bought 1v1, I would beat him on every person in chat's life.
Let me get, let me get something to chat.
I know, he started doing the same thing.
Close my shit, it goes fuck.
He closed up my chat.
I don't know who liked that all.
You're fucking gay.
Yo, listen, let me keep up.
You're not no no
What's right here?
So everyone's one of them is we're running me the mind games. I might make a damn. I put our own nose on my chest
Believe it's the melody. Okay. Well, what are you doing?
What the fuck
What's in those? That's my whole time. It's my beard. Yeah, that's mad gay. That's that gay.
Yo, yo, wait, wait, do they know that you're
Do you do it on the top?
No, I do it on the top.
Go to space?
Go on a plane? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, they know? Yeah. You're not going to, right? Yeah.
That's what you mean, you went on yeah, you want to be all block you and run a block is not from Chicago
Okay, you sure you have gang connects out there
You're new
What the fuck's that even mean?
You're in move surely like the gangs all know each other you've been different states right in New York, bro
I know but surely like all the gangs like they know each other in different states right or no
Okay, what like just does GDK no crib
Yeah, nice
For your safety, don't say that no more
Okay
For your safety, please don't don't say that no more
Hey, yo pen wait, what's the pen?
On G cook now. He's not cook. You're not cook. You're not you're not cook. I'm good. You're not
You know what I do what I say this is just don't say you don't say you just don't say it
Okay, what I thought that was it again. No, GD is the name of the game. I had a K to it
I mean you're a killer
Yeah, I'm a BK you everybody killer. Yeah, because of J-Vogue
So you say free J-Vogue, yes, free J-Vogue, you know what you did? He's locked up
I don't even know you, please don't, when you say I'm free, Jaybo, what are you, what?
I don't know, I don't want to do research, I don't know, he's locked up, what do you do?
What do you do?
What do you do?
You gotta go look up his case, bro.
Why is EBK, Jaybo, in jail?
Him and Ronald, we'll be going to Chicago in a few days.
We're all going.
Look, me and him and Ronald.
He's carving it and bringing you on stage since you guys are friends, huh?
He's carving it and bringing you on stage since you guys are friends.
I'm talking about it, I'm going to do this, I told him when he was like two again, I was just a little off his head.
So he hit you, he was like, you know what, say look, you want to come on stage.
He said, hey, what's up? I need you on my side. I said, nah, I said, you're not getting up this morning, he said, huh, you're talking about Cardi, huh?
I said, what?
What the fuck did you say?
He's like, I'm down on a cottage.
I didn't have a home.
I don't have a home.
I said, you don't got a ride to me, Gabe.
You are very young.
I said, no, I didn't want.
I didn't want.
You don't got a ride to me, Gabe.
He said, if I'm so, can I so?
We got a fun home.
I said, OK, that was close.
I'm going to pull up on my own when I see you, though.
He said, that's cool.
Dirty bro.
Negative.
I'm telling you what he says.
Rapper, EBK, J-Bo is in federal custody.
for pleading guilty to possession of a machine gun and possession with intent to distribute marijuana.
Bro, freedom! What the fuck?
Marijuana ain't shit.
Bro, freedom! No, we should free him. We should bail him out.
Switch?
A machine gun? Are we just self-defendants? What?
That is self-defendant.
Free people, okay?
No, no, I don't want jail. No, man. I don't want nobody thinking that. I'm like,
oh, questioning it? No.
He didn't even use the gun.
Anybody getting locked up for weed should be freed. I'm gonna kid about it.
He didn't even use the gun and they locked him up for it? You can't have a...
Who said who who says you can't have a machine job? I think it's a weird job
How they're if you open for a while ask me to ride the segue
It's broken, but you can drive you've seen it broken
Yeah, I'll show you for it.
No, I ran over the golf cart.
You ran over the golf cart?
How do you just get it?
How do you just get it and then
break it, bro?
It was on the golf cart and I forgot it was on the golf cart.
And then I backed the golf cart up
and it ran over the handle bar and broke it.
Well, when were you going to use that opening, bro?
Never.
What's the model of the older Benjy you have?
Uh, C63S.
Come on, come on.
Thank you.
You guys take this?
Ah, I'm taking this.
You said you guys take a pit stop?
Yeah, a pit stop.
Ah, I'm gonna take this.
Let me go a little bit, so quick.
I've been eating all day.
You get a little snack, you want a cracker?
Nah, bro.
Can I have a cracker?
No, bro.
You sure?
I can't do that phone call.
We need to get you a cheese pack.
What the fuck?
I'm near what you had today, bro.
Only one.
I haven't eaten all day, bro.
Here, let's keep that walking.
How's the FNCS?
They're on.
Better go line the same way.
That's not true, that's not true.
Huh?
That's not true.
What's up, bro?
Good, bro.
You got my nigga?
You got a nigga?
Oh, Drew, you can't say that.
Nigga, yes, I can, nigga.
You got a poke?
You a good nigga?
Drew just started ripping it.
What the fuck are you talking about, Drew?
Nigga, what?
No, you can't say that, bro.
Yo, ladies, what's gotten into Drew?
He keeps ripping it.
Do you see that ship?
Some bob-work shit I'm on.
Is there some bob-work shit I'm telling you?
Hey, Drew, hurry up, keep up, run.
Come on, Drew.
All right, Drew, turn around, ready?
All right, nigga.
What?
There.
There it is.
There it is.
What is this?
A backpack.
What is this?
A backpack.
What is this?
A backpack.
What is this?
A backpack.
A backpack.
What is this?
A backpack.
A backpack.
What's up?
Most of you got going on here.
You're under arrest.
Why are you staring at me like that?
I'm all caught.
Holy fuck, you scared the shit out of me.
I've been here the whole time.
Yeah, Drew.
Why is the laser on me?
I've been here the whole time.
What are you talking about?
It's Drew.
Huh?
I just got here.
Drew's been saying something.
Drew's been saying some crazy shit.
Yo, Drew, say what you've been saying.
Oh, yeah.
Just say it.
Oh my god.
Is that?
Is that the Lamborghini Perfumante?
Oh my god, please take me passenger
He's so cool
Please so
Huh, no true you cannot say that
I could literally say it.
No you can't.
Nigga, yes I can.
Dude, you're not fucking crazy, man.
You heard me?
Yeah, nigga.
What?
He said it to you.
Directed at you.
Nigga, he worked with you.
Yo, say that when we're on fire.
I'm gonna say what I want.
Lazy.
Lazy.
I'll rest a bit.
Do something!
Drew!
You're under arrest!
There you go.
What?
Stop him!
Are you fucking serious?
Yeah.
You wanna ride it?
After that, most of you is doing it, talking about some, uh, you gonna ride it?
Come on, stop staring me in my eyes and ask me if I want to ride it.
You gotta get on.
Get on what?
The same way.
Hold on, let me order my food, bro.
Wait, when do you order? Do you double it and I'll pay you?
You don't gotta pay me, D.
Wait, when do you order it?
I'm gonna order this.
Because I know you always got good eats.
It's like this chicken bone. Hopefully this bone is over.
You get ass always have, you know what I mean, Craven Lou?
What?
place with the jerk chicken and the what's the what's the oxtail gravy I've been craving it
oh shit that's actually a really good one that's actually a really good pull I was like I had that
right now in my life I'll cook that shit right now can you just close
no this place is oh it's closed no weren't you roll this bowl that I had yesterday
It's called a Piri Piri chicken ball bro that's it was so cool. Oh
Wait, Piri Piri from uh, oh my god. I know exactly
Piri
Different places in can of it's the other chicken place. No, it's the other chicken place. I'm telling you
Marlin chicken place?
Marlin chicken place?
Marlin chicken place.
He just named the whole chicken place at the Marlin?
Chicken shop, the classic chicken shop.
Oh, shit.
Peppies, Peppies.
Peppies has the Peppies Peer Peer Chicken Bowl,
but it's Nick as London food sucks dick.
That ass.
That was the best thing you've probably ever taken.
Oh, shit, ever.
So fucking trash.
Well, now that shit is closed, bro, what should I get, bro?
I'm gonna eat a healthy.
Nice pizza.
Me and Silky will be both say fuck the man, Deb.
What?
Wait don't get me pulled up on now bro till the
till the
May also you G G
Well, like you know when you see you know when your stomach is so hungry like it's start it feel like it's eating at itself
Yes, well God. I actually know exactly what you're talking about. Do you ever feel full all the time?
I
Was this open my god, these are chilies you get chilies. It's not the same thing, huh? We get chilies
Fucking chilies game. Okay. What about Applebee's?
Who you want to go Applebee's you want to go there?
Sure. We got Applebee's
Nick and oh nigga, nigga, nigga, no, nigga.
Chili's is not even open to this shit.
Let me see.
I bet you never even...
Eight minutes it took closed and wait, I'd never seen this on my life.
I bet you deadass never even had the triple dipper.
Triple dipper from, uh, this?
Chili's.
I never had this before.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't think you'd like it.
Triple dipper.
I'm gonna be honest, some WPS.
I'm just being honest.
It's a what?
It's some WPS.
Chicken tenders cheeseburger and mozzarella sticks
It's like customizable
All these it's under a yo word to grow all these reviews are dead. That's like a under a fucking 60
No on my soul
If you aren't rich and you don't have mad bread you could dead-ass go to Chili's with your with your friends at
10 p.m. Get a nice ass meal for like
25 bucks and everybody eats for like $25 no everybody's a point mom no like 20 bucks each you
create oh I used to go to our college I used to go to Chili's and Applebee's I don't know the
menu like the back of my hand what do you what do you get that Chili's are at Applebee's Applebee's
is way better in my opinion I believe it's better than chili's I usually get the triple dipper I'll
probably get the cheeseburger sliders you've got to get the um you've got to
get the chips and salsa and then you also got to get the chicken strips are
good in I'm pretty sure they have the national do they still have the national
hot sauce? They have the national hot mozzarella sticks. You could just do a chili's mukbang.
You could do a chili's mukbang but I'm telling you Applebee's bro Applebee's
you're at Applebee's you get the chicken quesadilla um they have the app sampler
I've had the chicken quesadilla. Finish an artichoke dip and chips you get um mini
cheeseburgers cheeseburger sliders chicken quesadilla and then you could
also do the grilled chicken and shrimp. It's called bourbon grilled chicken and
shrimp or you could do the um it's four cheese mac and cheese with honey barbecue
chicken tenders on top and then you can do the little glazed donut holes for a
dessert.
So I was that was literally my order. I'll get the app sampler. It was like 20
it was like $20 and then I'd get the four cheese pasta with honey barbecue
chicken tenders and then I'd get the little donut holes. Sometimes they have
I used to think like how the fuck is this nigga even big he doesn't eat that much but
then I really started to see this shit now.
You treat food like it's a sport?
Yo that was actually insane.
You just gave me a whole discography of the entire menu.
It's fucking fire.
Can you see our, we can see food boilin' up there there?
I tuned in and I seen Deji just eatin' all Deji's food
out of the end.
And now I'm late to sleep.
I was so fucking tired, I ain't got a lot.
So fucking tired, bro.
You don't understand the night that I had.
So what do you want to, what food do you want to order?
I'm about to get chilies.
Dead ass.
Yeah.
You don't want it?
Oh, well.
There's some chilies.
You don't want it?
I want some chilies, bro.
What?
It's something like you, usually I'll go for it,
For Applebee's
Okay, bro
It's close
Applebee's always oh wait, what the fuck? Oh, I click this this it was vegetarian food. Hell no fuck no
Oh, no.
Vegetarian.
Why are you guys so full?
Why are you guys so full?
Did we get you to play the lettuce in grass?
Bro, if it wasn't once a living animal, I don't want it.
What?
Nah, that's crazy.
Nah, that's crazy.
Are you the fucking bear?
What?
I'm saying like, if it wasn't like, if it wasn't once...
You know, but like, why do you have to worry like,
if it's not a living animal, I don't want that shit.
that shit cuz it's how I feel
you hate animals no I eat animals holy shit what do you mean holy shit holy we
all do I don't eat animals I guess you don't eat chicken I guess you don't eat
steak I guess you don't eat beef I just eat chicken the first one cuz that's
like the first animal that comes to my heart once it's gonna the first one
though well I guess you don't eat all these animals why do you think it is the
first one because chickens like the most iconic like a chicken is also the
name as a chicken that's the animal beef is just a cow steak is what is steak what
animal is steak make a cow make a beef steak
Greg to smooth with the big big 10 get the let's go
I appreciate you know that trees trees have sex how do trees have sex so in
In order for, this is actually a crazy thing.
A tree cannot grow unless a male and female tree reproduce.
Did you know there's male and female trees?
So if you fuck a tree, you get a tree pregnant?
No, like, so a tree, right?
Produces pollen and insects carry males pollen.
So dry ads are real.
Dry ads are real.
I don't know what that is.
You know what a dry ad is?
No.
Are you fucking serious?
Yeah.
All I know is males, they carry pollen.
Insects carry a male's pollen from a tree to a female tree and put it on the female tree
And that's how seeds come so group is real and that's how fruit and she is born
So group is real. Yeah, I am good. Yeah, it's real
No, is we I'm not I hope y'all know I'm not trolling. No, no, no, no, okay
Is it real what are you talking about fuck I have to clear up what I'm saying. What'd you say?
Don't worry about it. It's not a point
Wait, are you getting Applebee's? Huh? You get Applebee's? That's what I told you. I'm telling you it's called
I'll keep mac and cheese with honey pepper chicken tenders
Wait, why is this just they order again? Did you order a mushroom for a little bit? You've had it before I told you it's fire actually
Okay, my phone just cut out
Okay, I'm not trolling by the way trees actually
Male and female need to reproduce and get napalm in order for a tree to have a seed to make new trees
That's why we cannot kill insects because insects are important in the economy
You fucking idiot. What do you mean the economy? What the ecosystem?
Is that the same shit?
Oh my god.
Call and drop out of school, y'all.
No matter how much money you make.
Is that not the same thing?
Please, get an education.
Please, bro.
We're talking to a college graduate.
That's even worse.
Call and drop out of school.
That should be as you may learn.
Shit.
Oh, I wasn't gonna fuck this Scientology master degree.
What?
I didn't learn about trees and shit in the ecosystem.
That's biology.
Thank you for life, life, shit like that.
I failed chemistry in ninth grade.
My mental science, huh?
I failed chemistry in ninth grade and I had to go to summer school.
You took chemistry in ninth grade?
Yeah.
Oh, so you were ahead of your class, like you were ahead of it?
When I was in eighth grade, I would always
have to go to my high school to take honors classes.
Like, I would have to go to the high school in the mornings.
Wait, wait, did you take bio in 11th grade then?
Did they switch it around?
Like, when did you take bio?
Did you take chem in ninth grade?
That means you didn't take bio in ninth grade.
That's a chem in love great
Oh shit
But I failed I failed chemistry
Chemistry was hard as shit, but it wasn't one of my easiest classes
The reason I failed chemistry is because there is this baddie next to me
Like she would sit it right next to me, bro
See feel covers you said never get her. I never got her but
I was always trying to flirt in class at protein is that what it? No, no protein. What do you mean? This is a protein?
Yeah, my stomach is dead ass hurting. Oh, it's a free classic broccoli chicken
I'm free to unlock. I don't want it. You want it?
Chicken on fail? Yeah. Oh my god, they have the deal.
It's a deal, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, well you can, I think you can get a different shit maybe.
Nah, I says this. Oh, what the fuck?
Yeah, I mean, you just get it or whatever. You want it?
I'm not going to eat that. Oh, nah, I'll have you.
What?
What? My nigga! What?
You asked him to eat already.
Okay. You hungry, Drew?
Why you winking at no, dude, what do you want, bro? Don't look at this bigger
Okay, let's stop
You're actually a bitch if you get boneless buffalo wings
You don't get boneless buffalo wings you little bitch
Oh god you do. Yes you do.
Boneless is some grossing bro.
Bro if you go to the restaurant then you get bone in.
Cable tick again.
I'm gonna get my fingers picky.
Bro just get the bone in wings and eat it like a man.
Wait you eat boneless meat with a fork?
Yeah.
Alright now he might be at home.
I'm not getting you boneless bro.
I'll get you the bone in bro and you'll like it better.
No I like bone in too but I feel like at the restaurant
it hits more than at home.
Like at home I can just eat with a fork.
I'm just here with a fork.
You know what I'm saying?
Basically, you want chicken nuggets.
Sure, yeah.
You want chicken nuggets and a brownie?
No.
Oh my god.
He should get the brownie thing.
He deserves it.
No, no, no.
I'm not eating that.
I'm on a calorie level, so I can't.
That's fine.
You can get it for me.
No.
No.
You can share it.
Think about it.
It's not the full calorie.
She's eating caramel apple pie.
You know what I'm saying?
No.
I'm telling you, the bourbon grilled chicken and shrimp is so gas.
for my stomach for like it's about to eat itself but it'll come quicker no pause
no that was like you just look so keen eyes and said it'll come quicker yeah the
food will come quicker right you guys make everything gay
look he does a hard evil if you slowly turn off the flies and he's going into
Yeah, you gotta do that. You gotta do that.
What? Like just back up and you're gonna slowly turn off the flash and it's gonna be like a hard-ass piece of emo, I promise.
Is that somebody's over here right there?
Yeah.
Let's take it. Let's take it.
I gotta take it.
You mean you're not even kidding me?
Copy and paste.
You should get diva tattooed on your stomach.
And then tucking the water.
What do you think he's thinking right now?
What do you think he's thinking right now?
No, I told him to leave it at the door.
It doesn't look like food.
It doesn't look like food.
No, I think he's got like a muscle called,
like it looks like batteries or something.
You got off?
Nigga!
Is he very happy?
He must have lost a lot of duty.
He probably did get off on a L. He probably did get off on a L.
I don't know.
That was actually a good snack.
New Sesame Salmon? Let's get that? Not a bad show?
Oh!
Come on, man.
Get the grilled chicken and shrimp.
See, that sounds good, right?
That sounds good to me.
You like that fried shit, bro?
Yeah, I can't not do that.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, you actually have, like, female tendency sometimes.
Wait, so the chicken?
Me?
Yes!
In a salmon?
No! Like, bro, the food could have been here, but you're taking an hour to pick your food out.
Like, just pick some food and order it.
God damn!
That's not edible, bro.
shit get-ass could have been here by now
so that chicken I finished it just came with it?
yeah if it's free
you can have it if it's not free and you say you don't want it
and you want what I'm getting then you can pay
if it's that fucking
oh my gosh we got a mocktail on the beach
Oh nigga, holy shit anything. He's just consume anything he would have said yeah, I'm waiting to say no like he doesn't say no
Listen, what's a mockdown to me? Oh my god. Oh, they ask me if you want to add broccoli to your shit
To my like in my pasta. Yeah, we're here play
Broccoli on the side
Cheese
I mean is the extra money or free
This extra money
You give me a little you give me what is there get lettuce you want lettuce is that
Salad yo you keep them keep your dessert
What dessert do you want one of the options?
Cinnamon minis cinnamon minis world brownie bite sizzling caramel apple triple chocolate meltdown
Oh, that's cinnamon mini-sour. Look, hey, I'm gonna send it in mini-sour. Okay. You want the chocolate, huh?
Bro, I can't chocolate cake. No, that's the sis. That's a triple. That's shit. No, no, no ice cream
I don't know. I don't like I don't like chocolate. I don't like chocolate like that
I don't like cake either. So like a triple chocolate cake like that just sounds too much to me
I like I like remember okay, but have you ever had relevant cheesecake?
Probably
I've started liking recently.
Crème brûlée.
You ever had a crème brûlée?
Yeah.
It's cool.
It's like I...
You ever had flan?
Fucking disgusting.
Fucking disgusting.
I don't know what the fuck this is, but they need to put that shit back.
Flan is fucking ass.
And that's great takes. You need to stop fucking...
My favorite dessert is this.
They had this dessert at Catch.
Catch-a-lè?
Yeah.
Been there before?
shaved ice and they put like strawberry like strawberry like it's
like strawberry flavored ice and then on the bottom layer is a graham cracker
shortcake crust and they put condensed like vanilla like syrup on top
Cake ice, it's the best thing ever so good. I'll actually eat it right now. I'm up a lot
There's in front of me on price scarf it down
This nigga is ordering fool why he think about who like this is insane, bro
Wait, I didn't get his wings
so sad.
We got here like 40 minutes from now and then he didn't look at me like where's my wings?
I didn't know he would have been like.
Oh why?
Because you can't bowl in those buffalo wings.
She doesn't even deserve it.
I'm getting the bowl.
So you're going to be a man today.
You look more like a baby back ribs type of guy.
Nah, not really.
Bro?
I like spicy food.
I swear.
Really?
I like spicy food, huh? You wouldn't guess that for me. No, really? No
I actually like spicy food. That's like fire place. So what do you want? What flavor you want?
You get buffalo. You want classic buffalo? I saw buffalo. What do you want?
How honey glaze honey BBQ?
Hot honey glaze sounds so spicy.
Do you want a hot honey glaze for me?
No!
Holy shit!
Ordering the whole menu.
Maybe just do classic.
I like blue cheese
I like blue cheese
I like ranch better
I like ranch too
I feel like we can really scratch down some hot honey wings
No
Can you just get like a little word?
No
How much do I send you?
You're good bro, what the fuck?
Thank you
It's jurors month and to get them at moments?
Paypal is the next person there
That is a good point
It's jurors month, just get them at the bottom list of them
It's your month, you know food is free. I guess he's gonna give a fuck
But it's his mom
It's not his money
He doesn't care either. He said he's gonna dole the ball. I promise you
You don't like the bone. Oh you get classic buffalo. That's why you look you don't like
Yeah, cuz then gets on your finger
I might just get in the bone. It's probably you can get the bone bone either way cuz I begin like blending pepper
That's why I don't really like be caring because that's just like a long drive.
Where do you just want to go to pregame?
What?
I'll warm up any woman up to eat.
Yo, somebody's got to stop this.
Go into a fucking basketball game and not stretch and warm up before.
I'm not going to eat dinner without eating some little crackers before.
I
Could have been here by now
How could I have been here by now
Hello, this is Lacey third dinner. Wait, that's what our dinner
Wait, you have numbers on on your on your leg. We so like it's not like one breakfast to breakfast
What I eat today is anything
No, I didn't even I didn't eat anything I literally came I literally came I see Gallup chicken earlier and it said your name on it
Oh, I wasn't even here. I didn't see Peter
So the Darrell's apartment and I came back at like literally like 1130 and I went live right away
I didn't even order food and I didn't eat all day on trims. Well, this is like first thing I've eaten all day
W. Reda. I didn't even notice
I'm not even on Renault, I can put it in this morning yeah I'm on my I'm sorry my
fourth week. Oh just give me a fourth week. I'm down like 15 pounds. This is not your
fourth week bro. Yes it is. No it's not. Yeah it is. Did you see did you see like
fat boy SSC like how he looks when he's skinny? You know some people are dead
ass meant to be fat like it's okay if you're fat like you might turn skinny
You might just look like a fucking lollipop
Like your head's gonna be like a big fucking box like I know what it is
You don't want me to be sexier than you
It's okay, it's okay
You think I'm not scared of? I was scared of you being sexier than you. Now I want you to be sexier than you
That's everybody's scared of. I don't want to lose weight
Because you're too scared of being sexier than everybody else. No, I just don't want to be known for being like
I don't want to be known for being like a like a sex icon. Did you tweet that you were a sex symbol and they fucking
Somebody posted your you coming out the fucking pool. That was me and that that was a fucking banger good sick as holy shit
That was a jump scare
You're getting 12% body fat this month
Please smoke bro. We can go on the scale right now
Oh, you did it earlier
Yeah, okay, I guarantee I'm six as a total of you not you are you are just not six five
You're not six one five ten
You're not
Maybe six seven
Come on, please smoke I have pre-rolls. I have pre-rolls. You can smoke up people grab it in it
I'm gonna grab my mind.
But if you want to, if you want to smoke together on some shit,
and I roll my own shit, you roll your shit, that's fine, too.
Okay, I think you can do that, yeah.
What do you want to smoke at?
Uh, whatever.
Wait, wait, wait, what the fuck?
What is over there by the mountain?
What the hell, bitch, it's crazy, bro.
I think there's a frog or something.
Did I ask?
I said, rip it, right?
Bro, I seen a frog, yeah.
That shit's weird.
Yo.
What the fuck are you doing?
Hmm?
Yo, 30 CXT, thank you so much with the big 23 viewer rig.
get drew geeked no I'm not getting fried will you ever give up bro I went home
to New Jersey I hit my friend Bong and then bro I'm a bomb you know moment I
was chilling but then like the next like three days I couldn't focus on shit
bro yo low key that's looking like a like a thing like no why do you tell
me that I'm just like dude you were actually like a diva bro you're actually
I'm like, do you like eat boneless wings so you don't get your hands dirty?
So do you mean the word, though?
And you, like, smoke out a ball?
Like, who smokes out of a ball?
It's not my ball.
They just said, yo, I got a, I got a ball.
And that's what they do in college, yo.
I just imagined you wrapping his whole lips around a ball and just sucking it.
That's not how you do it.
Yeah, I feel like that's how you do it, though.
That's not how you do it.
I have a ball.
Do you ever use it?
Nah.
I feel like bongs are like too, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I feel like I'm really on some, like, I'm trying to get it.
Pothead shit. Yeah, that's why I'll never hit a box. It makes me feel like a pothead
It really makes me feel like I'm really doing some drugs like I'm like sitting here like doing the size of it
Yeah, maybe you're bubbly. Yeah, I gotta do I gotta empty it out
You know what I'm organizing an awesome package coming your way who's on that nautica
Nautica who?
Nautica nautica
What the fuck is that that whoa this is crazy
Yeah, I love not because like a guy that sells weed or something. Oh, you see it detailed it
Detail it. Oh, so when I'm kind of out of seat it got squeaky shit. That's it weird, bro
Yo, are we gonna go smother you gonna wait what if not it cuz like I do who makes weed or some shit
No, I thought not a cup was like the actual not a cup. You know not a kid
No, you know where nautica nautica to school come on boy. He wasn't one of them nautica ever come be a Fitz Hollister
I had a school uniform me too, but I will come to school in the Ambrick on me a fish wait you like college
Nah, I went to public school
Sure, you got me a pre-roll in a lighter upstairs
Yeah, there should be
Oh my god, isn't he the best? What? He ordered it for you. What the fuck?
So, um, it's been like a month and a half now.
Is he genuinely trying to be the silver surfer? Don't understand. He comes and goes. What's going on?
He doesn't need to come.
I mean, he comes and goes.
He doesn't come.
I mean, Deadass feels like a deadly dad.
Bro, he's just never here.
I mean, I've been talking to him.
Bro, you know, if you text him, he's not going to respond.
So I have to go and tell his family,
you're a broad mystery, bro.
Can we hang out?
He really is a broad mystery.
So much casinacchi.
I mean, let's see.
He was coming yesterday.
And then he told me today he was going to come later tonight.
You know what he is?
He's a breadcrumper.
He leaves breadcrumbs on the floor once he can pick it up.
And he comes back and his friend and we give you shit the fucking breadcrumber, bro
Pick it up
My childish it never bargera never bargera
Oh you do kind of breadcrumber trash like go live like like few times only the core
Wait, what the fuck, no!
I'm back, I'm back.
What the fuck is that?
I don't think I want indica, right?
Indica?
That's like teaching you to down her.
It's a downer!
Look at me!
Yo, I gotta tell you, I actually have a smoke.
I was drinking too much red bull.
I got a lot of that after.
Oh my God, you felt the pressure though, I'm glad.
Like I see you scrunched, I'm like, oh my God, I can't believe you punched me, but I did need to punch you.
That was just the air.
There was a fucking air.
Still gone, you see?
Is that really 24 karat?
Fucking beep.
You got him see you?
It's too dark you can't see me.
Give me the lighter before I grab your piece.
Bro, that's hard.
I know.
Bro, that's hard
Nah, we bring me down
Nicko back up, Nicko.
That's a Floyd top, no.
It's a Floyd top.
Oh, you felt the air.
It's a Floyd top.
We're rolling.
I give you a hybrid.
Hybrid's fine, right, Silk?
Hybrid's good?
Yeah, that's fine.
You didn't give me any sativa.
There's nothing on how you kill it.
Why are you boxing?
I thought we were rolling up, Boo.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh my god, I can get something.
I just want to put somebody right in there.
Okay, thanks.
Yo, I'm dead-ass, bro.
I'm feeling to get into a fight.
Because I know a nigga going to take out his phone,
they're getting took by to get his ass whooped,
and they're going to go viral for whooping in their ass.
Hey, I'm a key to muscle.
If I get my ass whooped, she's going to be
You gotta ban me out of jail,
because everybody's getting shot.
More than you can ever do.
Let me go for it.
So if you get your ass beat in the fight,
what'd you say, my bad?
So if you get your ass beat in the fight,
you're just gonna make it a shootout?
Yeah, I guess.
What if you get shot?
Then okay, at least I'm dead,
and I won't have to live to see the video of humiliation.
Fair enough.
Everybody's gonna be worried about more about my death
rather than the video.
Think about it. Damn, that's how you went out.
Fuck, bro. Recipes, bro.
Okay. We're here. That's what you turned up.
And God allows that to my time to be gone.
Get out of here and sweat.
Oh, chat. We got 58 more minutes for Silky.
No, no, no. I actually had to start my, uh, my, uh, solo game today.
So they'll give him more.
What game? What game? What game?
Uh, GoldenEye. Oh, I can say GoldenEye.
Uh, it's a James Bond game.
First light, 007.
That's crazy. I'm actually started making this.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
You're actually not.
Yes, I am.
You're not.
That wasn't...
Huh?
That wasn't...
You're not what it was.
Jeng Luan 2.
I don't even... I want to know what you're about to do.
I genuinely want to know what you're about to do, bro.
What do you mean you don't even know how I'm doing?
I'm trying to sit next to Kai as we were real.
I'm trying to sit next to Kai as we were real. Me personally, Bertie.
Me personally, Bertie. I ain't gonna, hold on.
I'm trying to sit next to Kai as we were real.
I'm trying to manifest this shit.
I'm trying to manifest this shit.
Oh my god, we were actually just chillin' next to Kai.
We were actually just chillin' next to bro.
If you start trying to kiss him, I'm taking him on the screen.
Don't do no gayship, bro. You're not finna ruin my shit
Hey, I already started already turn it stop stop stop
Fuck bro fucking stop
You you what?
Wait.
Don't worry.
We can smoke with Kai.
Exactly.
Now you're understanding.
Well, why are we down here?
We should be on both sides of them.
Yeah, no.
I'm trying to fit it into the screen.
I'll get back at my seat.
See, actually, when I left them?
I don't know.
You're going to ask them.
Do you want to smoke more?
No.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
Do you want a smoke mark?
Do you want a smoke mark?
I don't think he likes you.
Yo Kai! Yo Kai!
I don't think he likes you.
Yo Kai!
I don't think he likes you, Gary.
Yo Kai!
He doesn't know what you're talking about.
Why is he not answering me?
He doesn't like you, Gary.
He doesn't like you.
I don't know why.
I don't know why he don't like you, but I'm saying like if he really liked it.
Yo, Kai, can I get anybody to stream at the university?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is Duke at the door?
What?
If you wasn't invited, don't ask me.
Oh, Duke?
No, this is, we bought a smoke.
If you wasn't invited, don't ask me.
If you wasn't invited, don't ask me to go.
You can't do anything, just don't the silk,
like don't the silk invites this in the air.
No!
Bro, Luke, I was not inviting myself!
You just shut you down, gig!
You just shut you down, gig!
Don't mess up!
Are you sure I talked to Kylin? You sure I talked to him?
I'll be too.
I mean, you don't need to. He's your name.
He's sitting right here?
No, I don't. I already know myself.
He's waiting for the spook. He's not trying to spook.
He don't want to talk to you so much, spook?
You want to spook? You want to see the spook, gang?
You got to know what niggas is on, bro.
Okay.
We're gonna come back, though.
Yo, Kyle.
We're gonna be back. We're gonna go to the Swift first.
Yo, Kyle. We'll catch you, bro.
Shut up, man.
Yo, man, you meanin' shit, bro.
Chill, boy.
Oh, you say that to shit.
I don't know, bro. You don't fuck with you, bro.
I don't know, bro.
Did you find the...
I never seen each other.
Can we watch each other real quick?
Sure.
Are you applying to be a student or a professor?
A student.
I guess that's what you need that for.
You about to check that nigga?
Alright, can you move over just a little bit?
What do you like that?
Okay, that's perfect.
What?
You're gonna be a student?
I want to be a student, yes.
Student university?
It's good to do that.
I can barely even hear it because it's a fucking chud.
It's a fucking light next to me.
You're gonna be a student, bro.
Oh, why?
You gotta be a super senior.
Nobody said nothing to be the G when he was of all ages.
You guys better be a super senior.
Nobody said nothing to party Mike when he wanted to be a student.
What the fuck?
All right, you just play a little bit.
Come on, bro.
I can do it.
Nigga, this is only some of the room.
All right, so what I'm going to teach?
What I'm going to teach?
How to roll.
Nigga, this basically sounds talentless.
Who else say anything?
That's the location, Nick.
What's going on?
You're going to be in the worst.
This is good to be back.
Where's everybody back?
Is that the kitchen, Dave?
What the...
No!
What?
My grace will never do this.
And then you come around and you touch the shit and shit like that.
Order saying you could teach a how to miss every flight glass.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
You can tell that.
Well, there's not any match up here, Jack.
How to make it as a streamer with minimum effort, class.
You said fast?
No.
Stupid bitch.
I'm reading the chat.
Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
You scared the shit out of me.
What the fuck?
What the fuck was that?
How to teach him how to be a professional larker in manipulator?
I can't teach that.
I'm dead as a larker.
Wait, is it better or not?
Let me turn this around like this.
I think that'll be better.
What?
What the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm trying to cheat.
What do you mean?
I was pulling my chad up.
Oh.
Is something about you?
I just don't fucking trust you.
Wait, so you're gonna be like in a dorm with like Rekai?
You're 30?
Rekai.
Yo, this thing is bad, you're one big.
I'll be trying to think, like, bro, you're 30 years old trying to be living in a dorm
with Rikai running around the hallways.
I'm just trying to picture it.
I'm listening to something big right here.
I actually, oh, I got something here.
Actually, what would come from there?
Actually, right here.
You could be the guidance counselor.
Yeah, I was thinking about that.
I was thinking about that.
But I think, I don't know who's going to be, I don't know who's the last guy to
counselor.
And I don't know what he did.
You know, who would actually be late to every class?
I'm trying to be on some guidance counselor shit because it's like nigga
You know if I'm a guidance counselor, I'm instigating everything.
I'm like, oh, what?
She said what?
That's not what she told me.
She, nobody take my idea, you know.
What you want?
Nobody take my idea.
That's my shit.
I kind of want to run the cafeteria.
I think I might apply to be a first lady.
Nigga said, nigga, go and guide them to miss every flight.
Of course you want to.
Listen.
Listen, niggas gonna really come in there
and try to really be a God his counselor.
I'm gonna come in there and try to guide niggas to content.
Because you don't understand.
I promise you I'm gonna guide niggas to content.
Like niggas gonna really like,
try to talk about niggas feelings.
No, nigga.
Just thurs it up.
Only on street, no.
And I probably wouldn't make it like on some like crazy.
Like, I make it sure it's like extreme stream shit.
Alright.
Hello?
Are you gonna shoot me on patreon?
I don't do you that gas in my lap and I hit you guys in the shoulder
No, not the heroin
Are you a smagger?
So look I broke my tear
because I threw that bitch I threw my chair you fucking cop writer I threw my
chair I threw it no it's bad yes I know cuz I threw it I threw it
what don't ever look at my piece and I get it so you don't ever look at that
I don't know look at your pizza. I'm a city. I looked it down at the chairs
You look down at my pieces and I sit on the chairs and I can easily sit on it
Yo, I don't know what you got going on game, but I want no parts of the game. You got it, bro. Okay, where's the food?
I don't know
Let's chill
Yeah, but I need to be high when the food gets to me.
I don't want to get high while I'm watching this, but I gotta lock in.
Okay.
Anybody home?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's what I said.
Yep.
I'm sorry, I can't drink that much.
What the heck is this place?
Oh, he's supposed to be in New York, of course.
Here he comes.
There!
Where's your gun?
Shhh!
What are you doing in there?
I don't want to hear this.
Who?
I don't want to hear this.
What's going on?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
I would have heard of a judging cost on this video.
Because holy shit.
What the fuck does the owl look like
it's really chasing this thing up?
That is very good, Harry good VFX.
Yo, what the fuck?
Niggas gonna call me and say I'm dick-riding.
I'm like, okay, bro, I don't care.
I'm like, you gotta get past what it's doing.
How do you get dick-riding in here?
That's dick-riding the fucking editor.
Like, I swear I'm just dick-riding all the time.
If I compliment something.
Holy shit.
You gotta admit... What?
I've never heard you say something like that in my life.
Is he not? He's actually jumping up and down something like that. Actually, he's good acting. It's not D1.
How is that Dio? You can't get a kid.
No, you're not D1. You're not D1.
You can't even say anything.
But I definitely thought you were a lot better for a second. I definitely thought you were a lot better.
That's actually good acting!
No, they're acting really good right now. They're acting super good right now.
And the production is actually just fried because I'm like,
this shit feels like shit out of a Harry Potter movie.
Harry Potter, I would fucking kill you if you tell anybody I just thought I'm dead-ass.
You're lying.
I don't give a fuck.
I won't, yeah, sure.
This shit is good as shit, what the?
Right?
That's all, that's all, that's all, watch your back.
We film a video similar like this, right?
That Kin didn't actually explode, he didn't actually set anything off, that's all editing,
He has to act like that cannon backflired on him.
That's actually good acting.
I know, he did his thing, I know.
Wow, I'm actually impressed.
Oh my gosh, I can't believe it.
Come on.
We did it.
This is freaking it.
This is the last question.
Selected alumni will return wait so who's this who's this right now?
That's hard. That's hard. Wait what is the cutoff for this?
go apply bum number one on movie's trending chart
Ooh, that's nuts.
Nigga, there's no link.
Alright bro, you gotta let me get a student.
Why are you gonna bounce on my dick all day?
Cause oh my god, bro, like...
Bro, just because I'm 28 does not mean I have to be a fucking teacher again.
29.
28.
Stop upping my age, nigga!
You turn 29 this year.
Okay, in October.
Yeah, that's what your university is. No, it's not you don't know what the university is you dead ass are gonna be in a dorm
Celebrating your 29th birthday
Okay
Okay, and on my last year my 29th birthday nigga, I was stuck with you
Yeah, it was fucking terrible. We mean it was Terry
You're not stuck with me, you're fucking stuck.
You enjoyed me when you did.
I did not enjoy it.
Age don't matter in college?
It literally doesn't.
It literally doesn't even know it.
You in college?
I'm not gonna lie, you're actually,
that's actually true.
Exactly, I'm going to my doctorate.
When I was in college,
they were like 40 year olds in my class.
Yeah, these things, we go up to their PhDs,
they're fucking doctorate,
they're fucking surgeon,
license
W pin?
What the?
Huh?
Nah, you got to decline the cookies all the time, bro.
Make sure that you make nobody take your information.
This is where the next chapter begins.
We can't wait to see your story unfold.
Caught in that, Dina students.
Ooh, this is hard.
Nah, I can't do it, yeah, I can't do it, yeah, I can't do it, yeah, I can't do it, yeah.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
You want me to do it right now?
Nigga, it's just some of my avocations I need in my video.
What was your click at the top?
I don't want to see what you're going to click.
Are you going to be a student?
Yo, is this guy good?
Are you going to be a student?
Is he good?
Or a club director?
Like, are you good?
What the fuck is that?
Pumped the eyes.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're a big brother, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, that is so weird.
Yo, why are you clicking my shit for me?
Why are you clicking my shit for me?
Why are you clicking my shit for me?
Lead of one of our clubs.
Boy, that's hard.
You have to put your real name by the way.
Look, I'll put my own name, look.
Oh, I won't just say it right there.
Rico Brian Jeramaya.
Baptiste Francisco.
Is that my name?
He said holy shit, how did that get passed?
Ha ha ha.
A.K.A. Zookie.
Did you participate in the St. B. University of Pennsylvania?
Wait, so I wonder how the alumni gets chosen.
YAAA!
I SAID I GOT MY SHIT!
Who said I'm going to be a student, nigga?
You did.
Fuck.
You said that.
I never said I'm going to be a fucking student, man.
I did not say he was going to be a student!
Your joints look like you rolled them with your elbows. You need me to come roll that up for you, Silk.
I didn't even roll.
Fuck it. Chad might just... Chad might take a couple puffs. Not a bad shot at all.
You can't do that. You can't do that.
What do you mean?
That's the struggle.
I don't know.
You said because you didn't want to slide together.
So I have to wait for you?
Yeah, you know I'm in.
So you take a swim, yeah?
I know, bro.
Hey, Silkie, I posted the edit on Twitter and mentioned you.
Do guidance counselor? That's good rules. I didn't want to do guidance counselor though, like
Wait, but this is this is says professor though. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they have a guidance counselor
Wasn't the guidance counselor was who was he last year? I said it was OJ
We know at the end of the application you're gonna pick student and be like I'm a student
I don't give a fuck what I'm gonna say
No, I thought I was gonna be a guidance counselor though. I thought I was gonna be a guidance counselor. They said OJ
Was it got his console last year?
You know, I got to make got his console lit like I don't mean that's the movie like we're too broad
I thought it was someone else
Wait, is oj the guy with the beard?
Huh?
Is oj the guy with the beard?
Yeah, the tall funny the
Excuse me
Funny though, um
The personal hygiene
That actually might be my greatest feat
What?
Personal hygiene how to stay looking sure even if you get that what I do is streaming
You have to be presentable
Some people don't want to turn on a face cam because you know I'm saying they look crazy
It's gonna be the first time you know so once there's gonna be some people that's the first house on a face
That's true. I think you should be a stupid
Not really do
Why BJB?
What happened to the errors? What happened to the BJB or is the
So he was showering a while how to take a three-hour shower
I know I'm really just seems like this chat and Lacey's chat as well
Silky should be the elder
This was the guidance counselor you probably you probably can't do
You know that OJ like I'm not money. I believe that it's all the way down
No, this is my dirty back era, this is my dirty back era, this is my dirty back era.
I
We people are in there how many people are in there
And sure you yeah
hundreds
And everybody streams or just kai streams
Me did you not watch it? I watched a little bit last year. I streamed almost every day
So it's like hard for me to watch
since I had some content going on over there they always even watch that you
had content going on you remember you don't remember the the Voldemort
casual he doesn't he doesn't even yo even your tatt is laughing holy shit your
your chat fucking knows.
Exactly.
Oh my God, I'm dead as a changed man.
Wait, what do you mean?
Dead as a go smack you.
What, oh, you can't say that's my name?
Nah, but it's like, it's like,
you know like, you know like when you whisper
into somebody's ear and you tell them yo,
yo I'm gonna do something so crazy,
so I'm gonna repeat this.
I'm gonna go over there,
I'm gonna go take this nigga's shit.
Why would you go take this nigga's shit?
That's you, gang.
The chat knows the name already though.
Okay, but it's like, it's like, you don't say it.
So it's still Voldemort.
Yeah, Voldemort.
Oh.
Music for Reveal her as Voldemort.
Who got the video of Silky Stain Underneath the Showerhead
singing YB?
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
No, more sword, it definitely gotta bring back-
Can you hurry up?
They gotta bring back Lola.
reporting live on the streamer you knew was that
I said it was a larynx
that's just super super tough
that was some innovative shit she did
I'm not gonna cover you gotta give her a props
take it off
if I roommate with Silky I might off myself
nah I'm not gonna lie you're gonna want to off yourself
I did ask stay on discord until like 6 a.m. and then I'd wake up at 11 a.m. to go back on discord
and I'm just sitting there arguing
I'm gonna do that at Schrodinger University.
Yes, all right.
What if you have class?
Oh my God, that's so loud.
Lee, I'm not a student.
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
He's gonna be late to class.
No, I bet I can't be a student.
I'm gonna then be late.
Like I was never late to my actual school.
Okay, what if you're a professor and you're late?
That's even worse.
I'm not gonna be a professor, that's okay.
I want to be a guy that's not good.
So what if you're late to that?
I won't be late.
Because it's the stream to you that's something different.
Fuck.
Need some super seniors.
Nah, we gon' keep them need some super seniors.
Why do you keep pointing at me, bruh?
Why do you want me to be as good as so bad?
A nigga playing wizard one-on-one being your roommate is actually 100% fake.
actually hungry oh you could start a frat everybody just oh my god like dude
actually that actually fucking hard as shit
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
It's a fucking lane bruh
Exactly, Cody Woo
Oh my gosh you have to go Cody Woo
I gotta bring as Cody Woo bro the super senior Cody Woo
I gotta apply as Cody Woo
I gotta apply as Cody Woo
I never brought that thing out of retirement ever
You unironically kind of talk like Cody Wu,
normally they're not like low-key,
like I don't even know what I'm from New York anymore, bro.
Like, that's, when I be around my New York memes,
I be like, yo, like, I gotta get a new lingo gig,
cause my lingo is just, is, is, bro, is outdated,
like I'm just stuck with it.
Wait, New York changes lingo?
Nah, it's getting on me, how you doing with my heart?
You said what?
New York changes lingo?
Yeah, lingo always changes in New York.
So what's a new New York lingo?
You know what I'm saying?
buddy
Good just trying to see for work. Oh, am I am I like in my look
I must be born as shit, but I like she's
The fucking bill only sit on like
The flat is under club director, actually?
Oh, god.
What club do you want to direct, right there?
Oh, my god!
Fraternity.
Wait, this is science-
Wait, the science club might be hard!
Basketball team?
No, but go off the basketball team.
The cheer team.
Wait, a basketball team?
Why would it be a basketball team?
Wait, is there going to be two schools?
Because for a basketball team, you
have to go against another school.
Wait, there might be two schools.
Or are they going to play another school?
In a cheer team.
Wait, what if your dad's playing another high school?
Like, or college?
No, I think it's going to be two universities.
Like, imagine, like, you know how, like, in Harry Potter,
they have, like, they have, like, the different schools?
What if people get assigned to different schools?
And it's a different, you know,
it's a different, you know,
like that's actually a fact.
No, dead ass.
People are split up.
And in my high school,
it's called a charter school.
So it's four schools in one building.
Uh-huh.
Wait, that's, God would actually be genius.
Wait, what the fuck?
We can't see New Cam?
Fuck, he's just lacy taking the most of the screen.
Who's you taking up the screen?
Shit, baby.
I eat dad cooking. Who's on a university this time? I mean the nigga who owns it, you can't
take that away from him brother. You can see the biggest loss in it. The bait team is perfect
for Suki, a debate team. But that's too, like I'm not gonna go drama, bro. The bait is like,
Yeah, you're arguing a lot, but like...
What's drama?
Drama club?
You know, that's like...
Oh my god.
Wait, if we go drama, we're gonna be all the baddies, like dead ass.
All the baddies are gonna drama.
Oh, you're gonna be 29 talking about some university baddies, bro.
University baddies, bro, bro.
You're fucking frat.
Dude, I'm a fucking frat
You're all the fuckin' split
Dude, I'm in a fucking frat
Dude, you don't even want me to be around the house
You're a fucking loser, dude
Dude, just say you're a fucking fucking
The food's actually gonna be here, I'm gonna be sober
Dude, I wanna be around all the fuckin' flits
The fuckin' fucking Mog frame all the fuckin' fuckers
The fuck, dude, like, actually
I'll be down
To run a frat, that would be fun
Dude
Have you played volleyball in high school?
Yeah, and I co-smile both of you too.
I actually have a question.
Did you have to wear this tight shorts?
No, I didn't wear no tight shorts
because my mother did, so I got an extra wear.
Pause.
I'm so dead ass right now.
But you wore Nike purples when you played.
Just extra clothes?
Nike purples.
And I didn't wear no booty shorts, the guy has shorts.
Like, not everything is booty shorts, like, what the fuck?
Like, dude, actually relax.
Did you hear like, lay a beard?
Just bring it right down here, dude.
Actually, you know what I'm saying?
Dude, just chill.
Like, I'm not a lie, bro.
I pray that God won't get accepted.
Nah, fuck.
I was thinking of lasers like a consecrated, bro.
Oh my God, like bro, me and laser in a fucking fright.
Like, just actually me and ladies in a fucking fraction of ladies is so fucking funny, but
he's actually like my favorite, but he's so cool.
Ah.
I hope you make it silky, thank you.
You're amazing, you know what I mean?
His submission was good, Ron? Did he actually submit to me the clip?
I hope he did.
Cause he could genuinely...
Like, how to make the situation a bunch of times, how to make a clip.
That nigga won't teach that shit.
I know what you were talking about. What? The look.
Oh, the duck smoking cigarette? Yeah.
Well, how far is that shit? I don't understand the streamer stuff. How are you verified?
What if laser gets accepted and becomes the next KC3?
Well yeah, how's that work?
Laser applied to Schumer University.
As a contributor?
Yeah, as a student.
So how's that gonna work if you both get accepted?
You're not gonna have a camera.
Yo, laser!
Yeah.
The fuck?
What?
What the fuck you mean you applied as a fucking prosecutor?
Lacey, Lacey you said that you applied as a fucking prosecutor.
Well, well, bro, he's fucking lying right now.
I was making shit up with him a lot.
I saw it in the chat and I thought it was true.
I said no, don't argue me bro, please, don't do it, don't do it, not yet.
We got 21 days, it's 100 days, not yet, please.
Come on, bro.
I don't know why we're ever done to go.
You're my man, bro.
I'm so sorry.
My bad, bro.
10, 21, 91, this is not my shit.
It's 10, 21, 97, stupid bitch.
What's that?
Where's that food at?
Come on.
God be close.
Oh my god.
20 minutes 20 minutes
That's his set that was supposed to be here though.
That's crazy.
Yeah that's crazy.
That's a whole hour.
Now I'm never ordering after these again.
This is actually up to so fucking many by the time we get to here.
Nah, I still need a hit though.
You think so?
Yeah.
You need an air fryer.
I'm not smoking a cigarette, Jack.
Marquis is 26 upon to be a student.
You know, I want to be a frat, I want to be a fraternity, man.
Oh, God, how does it feel to be so fucking lit?
Like, actually, bro, like, I want to actually be so fucking lit.
Imagine just fucking ripping keg stands at your university?
Bro, go on behind the frat, pull it behind the frat house?
Go on behind the frat house? What the fuck is that?
What is it?
Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're good.
Bro, she's so small, bro. There's no way you're gonna let her smoke that.
She's gonna pass out.
She'll take one hit.
Going to pass out?
She took one hit and then she'll put it away and be done and then she'll fall asleep.
Oh, tell her to play the game again and then she'll fall asleep.
Wait, Drew!
Wait, there's a guy!
There's a guy! Indicator one!
There, now just take a look at the Indicator one.
It's like the one of each of four, like, it's like the one of each of four.
I don't know what that means.
You don't have that one.
That one. That one. That one. That one's good.
21 jumps for you.
Pig and...
Yo, can you change my name in your chat?
Wait, that's what it says, Lacey.
Yeah, every time someone says Lacey in your chat, it's a pig running.
Bro, why? Bro, I didn't think it.
What do you mean by that?
She just wants to hear that one.
You can register as a student select your select your top three favorite clubs on applications
Whoa, wait, do you want to be the frat director though or you just want to be in the frat?
Dude, I want to be the fucking guy
Like I want to run that shit. I want to show people what the fuck it means to be in a fucking frat
Hold on
Bigger gender. Dude, I don't classify myself. I prefer not to say other. Oh my god, does Jason pull this out as other?
What do you mean?
For the gender.
Because the alien?
Yeah.
Are you guys sleeping?
Yeah.
Come here, Lace.
Yeah, I'm gonna just light my sit right now, because I would never sleep without you.
To be fair, you left.
I know you left, Billy.
I know you, I believe you look like you just got back from a rodeo
That's the new jacket. Oh my god wants a fucking ass white
Oh
Wait, actually, what are you wearing?
You want a date or something?
Making it hot
I'm trying to get as many streamers as possible to say I should be interested in you.
It'd mean the world if y'all can.
Who said that?
Um, I don't know.
You're gonna take my name.
Have I said you don't know my name?
Hey, I'm here.
You got an eye for me all?
You ready?
Oh, yeah.
Who was talking in the background?
Not only said who was something in the background, do you know girlie Naomi?
It's like she recognized your voice or something.
No? You? Maybe?
Oh, thanks, sir.
You? Maybe? No?
What's her twitch?
Naomi.
MAH-0MIE.
Oh, it's Gobert's.
Is that daddy coming in?
Huh? What?
Hey, yo!
Is that daddy coming?
This thing is so fucking gay, but you're actually so gay.
Oh, I gotta watch this, baby.
What the fuck?
What is that?
My truth.
I haven't seen any of them.
Yeah, I got one.
You want to watch it right now?
I haven't seen any of them.
I bet you'll do that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Wait, she's not going to watch it.
She's not going to watch it.
Wait, this the girl that, she got the video.
I'm not going to lie.
She said some crazy shit.
Like?
Like, okay.
Should I just say it or no?
No, no, no.
Like some questionable shit?
Like, no, no, no.
Like I clicked on Yu-Gi-Street.
Wait, am I just saying it's fucking crazy?
No, not the one that gets pretty crazy.
She popped her ult.
No, like she actually ulted.
She did all she could do.
You're gonna watch and see.
Wait, you gotta tell me.
Wait, I'll tell you guys what you're going to say.
It's heavy.
Bro, think about it, bro.
Think about it, bro.
This innocent-looking little girl.
You know, I'm not gonna say what I'm gonna say.
I'm not gonna say what I'm gonna say.
She's not gonna say what I'm gonna say.
I'm not gonna say what I'm gonna say.
Because if I say what I was gonna say,
if I say what I was gonna say,
bro, I just, I would never repeat it.
I'm gonna actually repeat it.
She looks innocent, bro.
I would never think that she's fucking
deep into her fucking shit.
The fuck nigga, that's what I'm gonna say.
What the fuck.
That's exactly what I'm gonna say.
I would never think that she would be deep
into her fucking crap.
I don't know, fuck.
The fuck nigga?
Don't tell me.
Don't say that.
Man, she didn't almost, what?
Public
Yeah, what are you I don't know why I'm trying to make everything so fucking sensitive
Now I act people actually got soft you can't even say she is soft like oh my god, bro backslip
Oh fuck or you say anything and you didn't even mean in a weird way
Hey my backslip. I don't give a fuck
Fuck!
Defirmation suit incoming?
How allegedly my boyfriend said that she was fucking her fucking cousin?
He didn't.
Bro, I see what he's watching.
I didn't ask him to see this. I really want to watch this.
Because I saw his, him talk about it and I didn't see this.
Internet and things that have happened to me.
First and foremost, I want to start-
Such a chance to incest is illegal.
But now it works as something illegal. I can't talk about it because it's illegal.
Because the issue there with the law is if it's not true as defamation is slender so
I'm taking full accountability for what I did
I want to start off by apologizing to the person that I had the most in this situation
Which was my ex I want to say sorry to my supporters
that I wanted to do.
It's like a big, a high viewer,
I think so much more.
I'm so sorry for hurting you
and I'm sorry that I did not take your feelings
into consideration.
I pointed, I did a lot of things that I'm not proud of
and I have to own up to them.
To my ex, I'm so sorry for hurting you
and I'm sorry that I did not take your feelings
into consideration when I did what I did.
But our relationship was not picture perfect,
as it may seem.
I lost myself in our relationship
and I was in a very dark place.
She's reading us all this rain.
She's reading us all this rain.
At the time, when I did what I did,
I had to own up to what I did.
I had to take accountability for my actions.
And in doing that, come to realize that I need help
for myself.
And in doing that, come to realize...
She's like, there's a little right here, right?
I went up to what I did.
I had to take accountability for my actions.
And in doing that come to realize she so she was mid-sentence and in doing that she fucked up
So she's like in doing that so she stopped the three filmed it. She's like in doing that
So she basically saying that she lost herself in a relationship, so then she went
and got her cousin, you know what you're saying?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, stop it, you're over it.
What the fuck?
Did you just try to hit the frown?
Hey, you're 30 and I'm having fun.
So let me start reading my E.
Oh, motherfucker.
I heard that.
I heard that.
Fuck, sucky.
I need help for myself
and for all my loved ones around me.
I know I've done wrong.
I fucked up.
And I'm taking time away to seek
professional help in order to
correct my mistakes, reflect
on what I've done, and become a better person.
But I would still like to come on here
to share my story because regardless I've done wrong and I did not have to go down
that route and I deeply regret it but there's more to my story and there's a
lot of lies and misinformation being spread about me in order to find more
hate and negativity towards my name and I would like to clear up a lot of things.
First I want to address the note that was released online. I did not have any
involvement in creating it or writing it in any way it was only shared to me.
And I also want to make this very clear. I did not have any sexual intercourse with anybody outside of my relationship
There was a rumor going around that I was cheating my entire relationship and I've been doing this for months
Which is completely false because it's only a recent incident that had occurred
I'm not trying to make anything. I've done sound any better
But I think it's important that I share my true because
So basically what she said was, let me elaborate, allegedly, right, she basically said that allegedly, allegedly, she wasn't fucking her cousin this entire time, nigga, she just bounced on that day, she just started bouncing on his dick.
Okay, so she wasn't she wasn't fucking him the whole time. Yeah, she wasn't
recently started fucking recently just started bouncing on his dick and wanted to
go to the movies and suck his shit and then for her to get her
and then go in public and fucking public and get tied up and
other being spread about me on the internet. Firstly I want to clear up that I wasn't
assumed by anybody and I still have a great relationship with my mother. This was
This was a fallacious rumour that was started by Sadi and I saw a great relationship with my mother.
This was a fallacious rumour that was started by someone that I thought was a friend and it's completely untrue.
My family does not agree with the choices that I made,
My name is Sidney as I continue to get help and work to better myself.
I also want to talk about a stream that my ex was on where he alleged that I did not want
to publicly claim them and I wanted to hide our relationship from the internet.
But in reality, in the first year of his being together, we actually had a popular couple
page and the real reason on why I wanted to go private was because at the time I had
a lot of people actively telling me to leave him because it was toxic.
I also want to make it clear that any cousin or step-brother or any constant like that
that we made together was his idea and he convinced me to do it.
The next thing I want to address is a very serious topic.
It is my belief that suicide in any form
should be taken serious and never lightly.
While I understand the streaming business
and the need to say crazy things
in order to get clips and impressions,
the thought that somebody's personal struggle with suicide
can be-
You know, Kat, normally when somebody sends you something,
you change-
Do you revise it?
Like, change the words of a little bit?
change the words like you paraphrase it like you don't you don't you don't read
it word for word it's like when your friend gives you homework you don't copy
the answers yeah change to change like and or something exactly then you're
gonna get us both caught
you use by anybody for jokes and views is disgusting and cruel what I've been
off the net it was brought to my attention that the
so she cheated on this nigga right hurt this nigga
where her fucking cousin right and then goes online to say yo that niggas cap
yo that nigga that nigga just to just to hurt me cuz I already am just so
desensitized even after what she did
dreamers to make up a false rumor that I admitting myself and truly suicide
in order to get attention from my ex.
I was involuntarily admitted into a suicide facility
because I was considered a threat to myself.
It was a terrible experience and one I would never wish on myself or anybody else.
I want to say to Snowcombe that while I understand I'm not perfect and I've done wrong,
regardless of the mistakes that a person makes,
that doesn't give you or anybody else the right to belittle, lie, and create false allegations
or some other mental health.
Throughout all of this, you've lied and made your rumors
about me in order to hate farming and get attention.
Even though you don't care, I want to let you know
that the rumors you created have garnered me more death threats
and have made my mental battle that much harder.
And that hurts from someone I consider a close friend.
Me and my ex were involved in a toxic
and abusive relationship.
When I was in love with him, I was blind to the harmful
behavior and abuse that was going on.
Our relationship was built on unhealthy emotional attachment, and I stayed because it was all that I do.
He was my first boyfriend, he was my first everything, and I met when I was 18, just graduated high school and he was 21.
There's two sides to every story, and our relationship was unhealthy on both ends, and since these societies have been my wrongdoings onto the internet,
I believe it is only fair that I bring attention to the things that he has done to me because my ex was never a saint like he paints himself out to me.
We had a lot of arguments throughout our relationship, which was normal, but what wasn't normal was the verbal, mental, and physical abuse that he subjected me to.
He put me through a lot in the past two and a half years of us being together. He even forced himself on me at one point.
My answer is that with a lot of anger issues, and he would often use me as an outlet.
For example, he would punch things, he would rip wires, and he'd hit conflicts.
He would yell at me when I cried.
Whenever you.
And he would gas at me until I believed I was the problem.
There were two or three times where my ex would approach me unprovoked
and put me in a choke hold against the wall
and I would tell him to stop because I was scared and he wouldn't.
The next thing I'm about to say or a serious allegation is that
I know men often get falsely accused of
stuff, but at the end of the day all I can do is come on here, tell my truth, tell my
story, what he wants to believe it or not. There was a time when me and my ex were drinking
and he forced himself on to me and it hurt and I cried and I begged him to stop but he
never did. At the time of my essay he was very rough on me which resulted in me getting
cut on my insides. Luckily, I was able to take video footage of the blood on the
scene and a graphic photo of the damage that resulted.
After all this abuse, I formed a trauma down my ass, which made it hard.
What did she say that was? She said that's enforcing herself. No, what is the
The blood form, confused.
I had been ripping her inside, that's what she said.
At the oldest abuse, I formed a trauma bond with my ex, which made it hard for me to leave.
At the oldest abuse, I formed a trauma bond with my ex, which made it hard for me to leave.
Who's that? I don't want to say, like, the one was around it.
What was that clear liquid?
You didn't see it?
It was like a clear liquid on the ground.
Like what was that clear liquid next to the blood?
After all this abuse, I formed a trauma bond with my ex,
which made it hard for me to leave
and left me in a cycle of half-hearted apologies
that I continue to accept.
This was a memory of mine that was heavily repressed
because I didn't know how to process it at the time
and I was very oblivious to what a healthy relationship was supposed to look like.
After one year of mental torment and trying to get my ex to change to no avail, I left.
Here is proof of my ex admitting to his anger issues and admitting to the abuse that led to the fallout of our relationship.
I think she is angry.
To no avail.
Why does she been say this though?
In the video, the video when she was like, like begging and crying saying let's just talk.
I left. Here's the truth of my ex admitting to his anger issues and admitting to it.
You want to read this?
No, there's a lot to read.
The views that led to the fallout of our relationship.
I saw the letters that he wrote for me when he confessed to his abuse and confessed to
the wrongdoings that he put me through in our relationship.
I also have a screenshot of a 20 minute confession where he confessed to his wrongdoings and
he made it for me in order to convince me to continue being in a relationship with him.
I tried to re-access the link in order to showcase the video for you guys today but it
was sent by him and it was pirated by him so I no longer have access to it.
My ex often tried to use money as a way to avoid responsibility for his shortcomings.
I'm very grateful for everything my ex bought for me, however I don't appreciate insisting
that I was free loading off of him when everything he ever did was his choice.
And I don't believe her relationship should just be reduced to a list of expenses either.
Monitoring that either.
No bro, it's 11-11 big of whiz, bro.
There's just no way.
You look flies out, boy.
Those are the ones you got in the ring right there.
Huh?
Oh
is not disregard toxic behaviors. After all these gestures, I took my
edge back. She called him a jester. She called him a jester. All the people that's
all the gestures she fucked with.
After all these gestures. In 2025 and in March of that year after leaving him
from the airport. I was sent to a spiral of losing myself and wanting to see
there. Here's the video I recorded at the beginning of the hex.
I'm sorry, is this sort of a dog or a stranger?
Or a boy?
I'm just calling it a day.
Why are you calling it a day?
Because I'm breaking the police.
Do I have to break down?
I'm not here talking at all.
I have a question.
At the end of the day, I chose this...
What is the point of recording that?
I don't know, like documenting.
Like, no, no, she's about to, like, do this shit.
like she had a club back ready or something.
She had a point.
Anil.
She had a bucket list about fucking her cousin,
while she was with her man,
that she could have left.
If he was doing all this,
like if she was clearly hurting two wrongs,
you'd not make a right note.
That is not me and you, all right, yeah, let me stay with you and fucking my cousin and make a buck of this about fucking my cousin.
What's that to him?
What?
That girl.
I think that's enough.
I'm not gonna answer her, that's all right, that's all right, that's all right, that's all right, that's cat.
Cuts on. Cuts on.
Staying this relationship and I made my mistakes.
I regret everything I did and I wish I could take it all back.
I never wanted to hurt anybody and I understand how badly I messed up.
The only thing I can do from now is take the time to better myself and to heal.
The next and final thing I would like to discuss is my mental health.
Throughout everything that has happened, I have come to terms with the fact that I suffer with depression.
It's the battle that I've been unknowingly fighting for the past two years.
I was in denial and blamed it on a lot of other things in my life without fully understanding myself.
Mental health is so stigmatized to where a lot of people including me do not get the help that they need when they need it
And it can also lead to self-destruction
Throughout the day for so stigmatized to where a lot of people include Danny myself
Mental health is so stigmatized to where a lot of people including me do not get the help that they need
She's dead reading all my paper right now, but what the fuck
I've been unknowingly fighting for the past two years, I'm laughing at her, I'm laughing
at her, I'm laughing at her, reading her, she's literally reading a paper, look.
I'm blamed it on a lot of other things in my life without fully understanding myself.
Mental health is so stigmatized to where a lot of people including me do not get the
help that they need, when they need it, and it can also lead to self-destruction.
Throughout the past few weeks, I've attempted to take my life multiple times.
The only reason I'm here right now is because I should have fucked her cousin.
You know what she's saying?
I don't know.
I'm genuinely not understanding, but I'm gonna keep a bug.
Obviously, like, mental health is real, and I was no negative mental health on anybody.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's a real thing.
And she's going through that.
Pray that she gets through that.
I see how to become a better person than the last life.
So far, I see how to become a better person.
It's all from within.
I find God, since I'm not into the scripture,
I only got my youth.
So I gotta get this hell out of there.
Ew.
During this fight, I stopped eating.
I stopped sleeping.
And I struggled to take care of my well-being.
I felt helpless.
And every day, I would struggle with finding a reason
to continue to live.
I often felt like the world would be a better place without me.
The suicide facility that I was admitted to
was an abrasive environment that only made me aggress more.
In my time there, I met a lot of people
that were in worse positions than me,
and I learned a lot about the unfair and inhumane treatment
that these people receive.
And from my experience there and my own personal journey,
I've been very motivated to advocate for better resources
and more attention given to these people
to assist them in getting the proper help that they need.
I understand that my actions have consequences,
and I also understand how the internet works.
So I knew that it was inevitable,
and I had no problem with facing that.
However, I do want to remind you guys
that I am still a human being,
and I don't think anyone deserves the immense cyberbullying
and the nonstop death threats
that I've received in the past few days.
I do believe that bringing all of this to the internet
and the way my ex did was completely wrong
and invasive. It felt like a breach in our privacy. I know a lot of people don't believe
I deserve the platform that I have and don't think I should come back to the internet at
all. I understand. What I did is undoable. It's terrible and I can't tell you enough
how much I regret it. However, I do want to come back. I do want to be able to use my
platform to raise awareness for mental health because I know there's a lot of people out
just like me, who are struggling and they don't even know it, I will be back for streaming
and I will be back to doing what I love because at the end of the day I want to use my platform
to help people and I do believe after I get stronger and I can't help, I can do that.
To my community and to all my supporters, I'm so sorry I let you guys down, I'm so sorry
I disappointed you guys and if you are still here to support me thank you if
not that's okay too thank you for your time and thank you for listening to my
truth and my story this is my experience and the things that I went
through in my relationship and in the past two and a half years of my life
Sorry.
Man in bro.
Man in bro.
Have you ever owned him?
That was the state.
Has she even addressed her, with her costume or,
She apologized and then after she apologized she passed him
and said, how the hell of a nigga he is.
But she didn't even, like, really...
In the beginning, she said, oh, I apologize, I'm sorry to you.
And then she began to say how he abused her.
But she didn't like...
I don't know how he was abusive.
Yeah, but I know, but she didn't, like, elaborate on, like...
Oh, yeah.
And that's when I fell in love with my cousin.
And we started fucking that.
And she didn't tell a story like that.
This is what Kenneth said, if you want to see.
And he responded already?
She's not going to load him.
Yeah, I want to know details.
I do.
Genuinely.
I want to know what details led her to develop feelings for her cousin.
I'm everything that disapproves that this proves what she said don't worry
She doesn't have proof of me and they said the watch is over now so she won't see she won't allow my name
Watch this
He's the ultimate already.
He's used his cool down.
I thought he was the ultimate.
Here's the thing though.
Oh, a nigga in YRG leaked an email
that bill was allegedly made by her crisis management team.
Allegedly, actually.
Put it on God.
He's right here.
There's no way there's email proof of her talking
to a crisis mitt.
She's done.
That was a poison door.
I have everything that I do to, this is our,
sort of, I will trust.
Lights.
My name is Tristan, and I work in
Brand Strategy, Public Relations, and Christ in Heaven.
I recently became aware of the situation surrounding
the allegations of the public discussion online.
While I understand this is likely an overwhelming
and stressful moment, I wanted to reach out
because I believe there is still a clear path
to protecting both your reputation
and your long-term career.
One of the first things that stood out to me was the decision to delete your social media accounts,
but that reaction is understandable given the value of attention and criticism.
It often creates an unintended narrative vacuum.
And the absence of communication audiences frequently fill in the blanks themselves,
and many interpret the sounds or disappearance as confirmation rather than the strategy.
The reality is that the public perception is randomly shaped by a single event,
and shaped by how the event is handled afterward.
And the game of the year is still shit, holy shit.
Oh, no, no, is that real?
This proves nothing, they emailed her, they emailed her.
Hello, I'm interested.
Wait, is this her email?
No, no, this can't be real, there's no way this is real.
There's no way this is real.
Yo, I know, and Max guessed it is.
I know, I'm coming, yeah, yeah.
And Max guessed it is.
Yo, he's gonna, he's gonna have like a, like a, like a, like a, what is it, mori?
A mori, son of a, he's gonna bring both of them.
It's fake?
You know what I'm saying?
Come out and be like, how the fuck do they get this?
Oh, I'm saying.
No.
I literally don't know.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
Oh, because you said, you said son, son in, son in ring, I was waiting for you to say
another son.
Oh, son in bravo.
What's this I just found this
I actually found one
Yeah, they're little mini simps in the minerals oh my
WD-407.
Oh, those are better.
No, definitely not.
What's up?
What's up?
We're out of here.
What?
We're out of here.
Son, bro.
They all got suits and shit on it.
I know.
Probably.
Can you just move inside?
From outside.
What's all this stuff?
What's all this stuff?
This one's got the nice move.
What's all this?
Have a look at the other one.
It's gray here.
What are you about to do?
What are you about to do?
Yeah, I'm so confused.
I don't know why I thought you were gonna like fuck that guy's case.
What?
I don't know.
Am I the only one who thought I was already gonna do?
I don't know.
I don't do that.
There's a soul.
Oh shit.
Don't do that.
It's a salt.
Oh, see that, Jack?
That's that salmon?
That's that salmon, for sure.
Damn, I'm out of food already, Jack.
What?
I don't know what you got a food for me.
Yeah, you told me what you got, a summing ring.
Oh, I can't even show the greens.
Yeah, that pasta looks good, sonyan.
Is it coming for one?
Does it come with a lighter?
I got a lighter.
Does it come with a battered egg?
What?
What the fuck?
It's a battered egg.
Sonyan.
No, what the fuck? You got him.
You got him.
Can you turn on camera and eat? I'm hungry right now. What the fuck does that mean?
Also it's Ramadan.
What?
Is it actually Ramadan?
Nope.
Like what like how?
Like what like how?
What the fuck is that?
Why is it like soup?
It's a cheese bottom.
No it's not.
That looks nasty.
You should do that to Trump.
You should just eat it.
Put those in your mouth.
Yo, stop.
I'm serious.
Yo, what are you going to fit that whole nut in your mouth?
Yo, stop it.
There's no way you can fit that whole nut.
There's not a nut.
It's a nut.
It's a cinnamon one.
It's a cinnamon one.
It's a cinnamon one.
It's a cinnamon one.
You fake order healthy shit to order
Look at what you're doing
You're giving each your first fucking meal here
Yo, I wanna eat this
That goes after the veal
Nah, I'm a snack
The taste isn't alive
Let me kill this so I can really get to that next
Oh God, when you pull that
When you pull that
Hey, no
It's great
Yeah.
Is it?
Listen.
Why don't we do two?
Hmm.
I'm going to cut this first.
What about Chad actually, Lays?
What?
I think I've done about four.
How long have you been?
A little.
Who are you guys hanging out with?
The Dodge.
Just the boss.
There's so much fried mangoes, there's so much...
What?
There's so much fried mangoes.
Why?
Honestly.
You're hot as hell.
Somebody else's moving in?
Come on, slow me down.
Come on, slow me down.
Come on, slow me down.
Wait, what? I know it's good.
Are they good?
Are you telling me that?
Peace?
Yeah, they're good.
Yeah, they're good.
I wonder what you're wondering about.
Oh, can you hold there for me?
Thank you.
Yeah, I just got this.
I just got this, man.
No, actually.
I don't know if it's genuine.
I don't know if it's good.
I can't have nothing.
Can you get some of the block?
You gotta take some lettuce.
Wait, so if I get a piece of chicken, it wasn't a quack.
You have to put the lettuce on that.
Deal. I want a lettuce on anyways.
But you gotta eat the lettuce too.
Okay.
And swallow the lettuce.
What's the difference?
A whole lettuce.
Okay, a whole lettuce.
Okay.
So we have this piece of chicken.
Now we got this quack.
And we got...
Why are you going with his own beans?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck no.
That's a fucking...
Oh, that sucks.
Oh, the sleeper leaf.
Fuck.
I got to keep a sleeper leaf.
It's so green.
Now, one blind person in the background?
You're broke.
It's not about color.
It's not about color.
Well, what is your pain?
Tell Lacey I want to see him again so I can kiss on him.
I miss them chicks.
Are you impersonating my dead uncle in Twitch?
I'm releasing a video that someone has made a twitch account impersonating my dead uncles
to tell me that they miss my cheeks.
Not only that, my uncle's death that I've mourned for months because I didn't know that hand
Touching me is something that is wrong.
another bite out of my pasta because it's salty.
I think I need sweets so I'm like trying,
I'm gonna go for a Simmerhoek.
That might be number six.
How the fuck is he going number six?
He was like talking to him.
Talk to him.
That was good.
You want one of the Simmerhoek?
See he's on number four.
There's another one.
That was good.
Wait, what are you guys eating here?
What are those sun buns?
A lot of things get asked by my twizons.
My wife does twiz.
So let's get this one.
So let's get this one.
Make it like 222, 222.
Make it quiet now.
Oh, is that a little baby?
No, no, they are.
He's killed my wife.
I'm not even sure he's killed my wife.
Do you want to see this?
No.
I don't see this.
I made it to the sea.
I'm going to see the other salmon dude.
Oh you got salmon?
It does taste good though.
This is actually good.
I think it's crunchy on top.
That's the best.
That's a little burnt.
Do you want to see the other salmon dude?
Some salmon.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Apple please.
Some burro.
Is there a salmon?
me home behind me and I literally love that shit
I'm gonna be sitting but I shall be sitting here
where's a Sunning Abel
I can't wait to watch them once these strings with you and Lacey at the streamer you make
sure you put one in state too.
All right.
I'm going to see you in the next 30 minutes.
I get that joke.
It's because like people used to troll you and say, oh, you made a state for Marlon like
I never made a steak. I never made a steak. I never made a steak. I never gave a steak to Marlon.
What the fuck?
Huh?
What's the point in that right now?
You're not playing for me.
Nah, you're not playing for me.
At least there's a fucking...
No!
As soon as you said there's...
If five is enough left to leave,
Well, we'll...
No, no!
You did!
You looked in there, you saw five,
You want five?
And you said,
Oh, that's enough for me!
No, no, no, you looked and you saw all five!
I don't want all of them!
I don't want all of them!
Where's your next game?
I'm trying.
Okay, I'll take my one right now, though.
You dead every one of them three.
I mean fuck it, I guess I'll have one more.
What are all those good?
I got a lot more.
Thanks man, are they good?
You gonna try one?
Silk was in the city, grody, but LB Airplanes and no Jews.
He knew not to come to the city with his Jews and a lot he's silkie alive.
Okay, Mr. Toronto Hood and a lot of no smoke, bro.
Are you leaving?
No way.
No, you're not.
No, there's definitely wasn't a lot.
You might.
That's actually fast.
That's actually fast.
It's actually fucked up if you leave once in a row.
What is that one over there?
I see a name on the screen.
It's a name on the screen.
It's actually fucked up if you leave once in a row.
What is that one over there?
I see a name on the screen.
I
Think I just went for seven and a half. What?
That overdefinitely
I guess with a seven and a half
Bro
What the fuck is this?
Wait, what are those? There's two.
Is there?
There is.
There is. There's a scenery there.
Are those good?
No.
Excuse me.
Son of a...
Yo bro, my fucking chair is broken bro.
Yo!
No...
I'm going to watch about myself.
I'm going to watch Star Wars.
If I didn't do anything about it I'd be dead.
I'm going to watch Star Wars.
I'm going to watch Star Wars.
Star Wars.
No, I'm not doing it a little late night pack drawing what are y'all said nabs?
Yo stop saying a little late night pack drawing nabs.
Yo stop saying nabs I'm not doing that.
for the boys no I'm going too big but AW stream a chat tomorrow I'm pretty sure
we have a core video shoot and we're filming two videos so 50 50 on stream
tomorrow, depending on how long the videos take to film, and I might, after the videos,
I might have this like business dinner with this company about this equity play.
So I might not be live tomorrow, just depends how I'm feeling, it's like a 50-50, okay,
50-50.
But otherwise I'll be live the next day, and then on the 12th, me, Silky, Ron, have our
Chicago trip where we are going to summer smash doing a day in Chicago and then going
to summer smash day three and then right after that Chicago trip literally I fly from Chicago
to the Bahamas and it's me and Luke in the Bahamas and so I'm bringing my brother to the Bahamas
we're gonna go jet skiing we're gonna go to the pig island we're gonna do a bunch of
to do in the Bahamas and my late night gambling streams start while we're in the Bahamas so make
sure you guys are there for those streams if you're above the age of 18. If you're not unfortunately
you're gonna have to go to bed before the 18 plus streams come out. Okay but I love y'all make sure
to join my Twitter community. Any message you ever want me to see anything you want to say just put
put it in there and I'll most likely see it.
If you wanna be in P.O. Box opening,
send stuff to my P.O.
Excomission Mark P.O. in the chat
and you can get the P.O. address.
And other than that, that's pretty much it.
Oh, enjoy my clipping server.
$25,000 a month.
Go to people who post clips of me, so.
Yeah, I love y'all.
I'm a great silky, go show them some love
and I will see you guys.
She says she's leaving her boyfriend.
Either tomorrow or the day after this.
I am in hell.
I feel she's looking pretty.
She looking gorgeous.
We making love.
But we are less.
She won't.
I have shots.
Give up a bad shot.
I got a man back.
Your whole gets mad.
Yeah.
Trying to get you.
Yeah.
I want my to hate.
Yeah.
I just want to get paid.
In my home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I grew up with your mother's laws for miles.
When I fuck.
Give me a tip.
And I got money to pay the nigga.
No.
I just put a big turn and brought another nigga home