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๐ด EXPLORING THE BAHAMAS ๐ด BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ๐ด BAHAMAS TRIP DAY 1 ๐ด GET IN HERE ๐ด SUB FOR NO ADS ๐ด
06-16-2026 ยท 5h 36m
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I don't have an intro.
So you're telling me, you're telling me I don't have an intro.
I don't have an intro?
Watch this intro.
Is that a good starting screen?
Some.
Shit!
Hello?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello,
Hold on. Wait, I can't even, okay, hold on.
Son, we're on 380p, they're saying.
140p.
Chad, is it lagging?
Hey, matter, hi, matter, don't call me matter.
The name's not matter, it's daddy.
Yes, wait, Chad, is it actually bad?
Is it actually bad HP, or whatever it's called?
Is it actually bad, is it badger or no?
Bad behavior, okay, hold on.
Let's find a spot with better.
There's more in one of the tests here,
we're gonna go with that.
Okay.
Let me know when it gets better, Chad.
Okay, so Chad, I'm gonna explain some of the y'all right now.
Apparently, wait, is it better?
No, I don't know.
Oh no.
Oh no.
W Bahamas.
W.
What?
Yeah, it's good over here.
Okay.
So they can see me?
So they can see me right here?
Yeah.
Chad, is it better here?
Is it better?
Is it better?
Is it better?
Better.
Okay.
So Chad, was good first off.
We are here.
We are in the Bahamas, okay?
It is day one of the Bahamas trip. I got my brother Luke out here his first time out of the country in the Bahamas
Darla's here
Russell's here my manager Joe is here. So we got everybody here for the Bahamas trip
It's gonna be a fun trip. We got a fun few days out here. I think we're out here today
We are going to be just doing you guys know how it is first day in a new place
Just got here just some on some chill shit little like late vibes. Just exploring
I'm gonna go explore the beach. Maybe jump into ocean. Maybe maybe I maybe I swam
Maybe I make a friend and swim with a shark. You never know what could really happen
Probably gonna try the food out tonight. Guess some dinner at a Bahamas restaurant, but
guys I
Have an announcement. Okay. It's been a long time coming. We have done five Vegas trips
We have
sports bet on every single game.
Okay, so today marks the first day.
Every month, I will be going on a gambling trip
out of the country to whatever country I want,
sponsored by Rubet.
So this first trip, we are into Bahamas,
as you can see, out of Airbnb.
The trip is fully covered by Rubet, all the content,
all the traveling, everything covered by them.
They want me to basically come out here
make amazing content and they're covering it all.
So we are here in the Bahamas next month,
maybe might do Mexico, might do Japan a month.
I know August, I'm going to Italy.
So every month we will have a sponsored trip
where I get to go, IRL, explore the countries,
and then at the end of my streams
for all my 18 plus people,
all my people who like to watch me gamble,
like that kind of content,
we're gonna be switching over to kick
and gambling for a few hours.
I'm super excited, bro getting this like it's like a chance to like literally explore the world
Explore the country do something. I genuinely enjoy gamble and get to produce content from it
It's it's honestly amazing. It's honestly amazing. You're lagging. How am I lagging, bro?
Kick guys the mainstreams are not gonna be on kick
I'm not gonna be doing any IRL on kick no like none no actual content on kick just the gambling part
So if you don't want to watch, you do not have to,
but the people who do want to watch,
and if you're above 18,
more than welcome to come over and watch.
But you can't gamble on Twitch, unfortunately.
So if I could, I would, trust me, if I could, I would.
But just do it on Twitch, not how that works.
You will, yeah, I will get banned, okay?
Not how that works, trust me, I wish I could.
But if you're spamming Ls about going over to kick
for two hours, four days a month,
then just don't watch, bro.
I stream 200 hours a month.
we're talking about maybe two, maybe like 10 hours
out of an entire month.
You don't have to watch, you don't have to watch, okay?
But I'm excited, it's gonna be some fun that I get to do.
And when I do it, I get hours upon hours,
days of IRL content trips.
So tomorrow, me and Luke, my brother, we are going out
and we are doing like IRL Bahamas bingo.
So you know how we have the IRL bingo card?
We're doing IRL bingo, then the next day me and Darla are going to this island
Where basically there's pigs on the island you could swim with dolphins swim with sharks swim with sea lions
And yet I'm right here to the stream
I literally can't stream here
What are we...
So if I can't, I...
Wait, wait, I have...
Why?
You can't swim in a backpack here?
No TVU?
Yeah, we have it, we're connected.
for a backpack when I can't even go out of the country stream why why F it's just
fully f'd. So let me get this straight. Let me get this straight. I'm in the Bahamas and
I can't go outside.
Oh wait, it's not even bad. Y'all are tweaking. It's not even bad.
There's nothing we could do. They don't even have 5G here.
I have 5G on my phone.
better in the sun so you guys think the sun affects my my fucking bitrate
connection so I'm in the sun it affects my bitrate connection better
son son yes son okay well chat today we are here in the Bahamas we're gonna be
exploring man I'm excited we do have a driver anywhere I want to go I can go
First off, I kind of want to go see the ocean.
I genuinely want to just go walk and see the ocean.
Alright, let's try this work.
But Chad, if we do start lagging, I don't really know what I can do.
It's not the exit.
Oh, this is the exit, right?
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, so at RBMB, there's no actual door, so you have to go through the bushes.
Why are y'all saying GG wrong but we're not going to get robbed.
Oh my god we actually can't stream.
Legitimately can't stream
Okay, maybe, Chad, maybe once we get out of the house.
You need Starlink we didn't bring the styling did we
Wait
Oh my god
Yo wait, why is there so much?
All right, ready after this car we have to cross ready
Oh fuck
Wait, this is a beach
What the fuck kind of beaches this son
That's a bunch of algae that's literally does a bunch of algae
Turn the mic up, is the mic low?
That's not the beach.
Boy, I kind of want to all weigh it down here.
This should look like a beach for Thanos.
Not a shit, this should look like a beach for Thanos.
Yeah, this should look like a beach for Thanos.
Yeah, I have perfect service on my phone.
Hopefully, hopefully the service isn't that bad.
Which I don't think it will be throughout the day.
What about FNCS Tournament?
I thought you was gonna lock in.
Yo, what do you mean you thought I was gonna lock in?
FNCS is not for a fuckin' month, Sonnybun.
It's good now by the house is a dead spot.
The house is actually a dead spot.
Okay, well, good for now.
Let's hope it's good everywhere.
Good to know.
Wait, I'm going to go to the beach.
Wait, so this is the beach.
Should I take my socks off?
They're saying it's good.
It's bad right now?
Let's keep walking.
Nice to be in one of those places, man.
Oh, hey!
What the fuck is that?
Basically careful of the icy glass.
What is glass?
I just saw some.
Should I not be walking on the beach?
That's right here.
Yeah, Mike.
Mike should be one of those places.
One of those places?
What?
I like what?
What the fuck?
Wait.
Oh, no.
It's coming back.
It's coming back.
It's coming back.
It's coming back.
No, bro, because now I'm about to get tight, bro.
Now I'm about to go on a rant.
It's coming back.
No, because now you're about to hear me go on a rant.
Why the fuck do I pay $30,000 for a backpack so I can IRL stream in different places around
the world and on Earth?
Some places?
Plus the 5k a month for data and now I can't even stream when I flew out of way to the Bahamas till I don't know stream
And what the fuck out of beaches this
This is not even a beach this is a bunch of algae there's literally just a bunch of algae
Is this a pig beach oh my god
Wait, can I walk on the algae or no?
Why that looks dangerous or disgusting that looks dangerous brother that looks like fucking balsami rice you walk on it
I'm good. Yeah, can I walk on the algae or no?
Wait they're saying no you'll die
This is actually unwatchable I don't I don't know what to do
I told you in the car, we could go to a different area, that's not...
I don't think that area matters, because look where we're at.
I'm saying like there's probably more cell towers where we want to go where can we get a Starlink at?
I was looking
Where can we get a Starlink?
Okay from now on
Trips out of the country. We need to make sure we bring Starlink
Anywhere out of the country we have to bring Starlink. I don't care if we're going to fucking
I'm hoping we got to bring a star link so you're saying we could buy a star
link in Bahamas what do you mean we can't go inside
anywhere if you only do outdoor things. Well no but we can still get a Starlink.
Yeah. I'm not saying it's 100% gonna fix it. The chat's saying yes it will Drew doesn't
know production. A Starlink will 100% fix it. Yes but if we go inside somewhere and there's no service.
No no no I don't think you know how Starlink works. So basically the way Starlink needs to be outside.
The Starlink needs to be outside.
No, no, no, no, no.
So basically, Drew, the way the Starlink works is it pings off of Starlink's end to space.
Basically, because...
No, no, no, no.
Because the inside, it has a reflection of the space.
I don't know if you guys use the Starlink to use them outside or not.
Okay, where can we get a Starlink?
Let me look on my phone, because...
Well, let's go somewhere where we have connection.
We might literally have to go to the store right now to get a Starlink.
Put it in your ass.
So you guys want me to put a Starlink up my fucking ass?
Do you guys think that I'm just a fucking sex?
Do you guys think I'm a sex subject?
Oh.
A little 180p stream, not a bad shot at all.
How far?
I'm trying to load it.
I got not a shit plane service.
you're a jester 20 minutes it's literally downtown where we were okay let's
just say fuck you go let's just let's just go like I don't want to call it a
double check but on the website it says they're so oh Chad should we just say
should we just should we just send it and go get a starlink right now just so
we can at least make sure we can stream outside
Cuz I don't understand I we just like we can't stream out anywhere outside
Like I could go on my setup because we have Wi-Fi, but anywhere outside. I literally can't stream right now
Is it better in the house, baby
Let's just see if it's good in the house
Yeah, I know
I can't I can't go anywhere outside. Oh
Oh better in here, so it's better in here look at the room. I thought I saw my father in here
Oh, they're saying laggy frozen F
Oh look at the quality of stream
Wow
Gameboy a stream
Maybe you get more into the city.
It's good right now?
Your TVU is broken. No arts.
Okay.
This whole trip is completely cooked.
Yeah, I'm starting to see this chat.
I'm starting to see that, bro.
I'm starting to see that, dude.
It's good right now.
Yeah, right now it's just fine.
Listen, there's still a way.
We need to go get a Starlink.
So we have to go into the downtown Bahamas
with all the Bahamians.
Wait, Chad, what do you call Bahama residents?
What do you call Bahama residents?
Well, like, you know how like, it's like Americans in the US?
What do you call Bahamas?
You know you call someone's mother in the Bahamas?
What?
Bahama mama.
Son.
It says they have six units left.
Hey, what?
Six units left.
OK, so let's go.
I say, wait, how much is the star link?
It shouldn't be.
It says 600, so the many.
600?
This is the only one.
And then we need to make a contraption to fit on the backpack.
Well, I do hear it.
That's how many of your rooms can be folded.
Well, that's the rest of us who want some walk around like that.
They're posting this in my comms saying W. Bahamas.
And it's just a picture of me who would look like a dick in my mouth.
Like, are we searing chat?
Stop fucking, why, what is this freeze frame?
Wait, that's a huge air quality place, just like to confirm you.
Damn, it ain't soft.
Oh no, the comms mad at you, Drew.
I mean, bro, I-
They're saying, not gonna lie, Drew, you landed a whole day early,
Lee should have had drew or someone check at the connection was good instead of going to get dinner last night
I mean, I drew you're actually so useless. They should fire you. I don't live in the Bahamas. I don't know
Hold on Jinx. He's calling me. Hello Jinxie
What's up, dude, I'm on stream right now
What do you consider a pro
I mean I think I was a pro I want I want a game in a solo cash-cub one time and
$100.
With your four night settings
I did play controller. Yes early on in my career very very early on like before before it was even like like like World Cup times
I played controller on console
at it, is that more?
You like to what?
Bro, me how?
OK, so the best thing you could do, Jinxy,
is go to your settings, OK?
You're just half not going to lie.
Come on, clean that guy out.
Are you in your controller settings?
I mean, my controller settings?
OK, you see where it says left stick?
Now, look at the left stick on your controller,
and then take it and shove it up your ass.
All right, that's what you want to do.
You're not good at Fortnite no matter what,
Jinxie, it doesn't matter what settings you do,
you're not going to be like a competitive player, all right?
This is a constantly like this,
because the guys take rounds.
What?
No one believes in my Fortnite journey at all.
You should be ashamed of me.
Jinxie, Jinxie, you could quite literally,
you could quite literally play Fortnite
for the next month, 12 hours a day,
and you would not win a single round
in a 1v1 against me.
That's how high the skill gap in Fortnite is. That's how high it is.
Lacey, guess what? You got some retweeting. I don't care. Lacey, guess what?
What?
I'm doing a stream where this is happening like in a week. I'm going to play Fortnite soloed OG
and the OG rules are I can't end the stream until I get a win. I have to have a one-second delay
and I have to turn three the whole time.
Okay, well, I have really bad news for Jinxy. Fortnite is probably, I love the game of death,
but Fortnite is probably the worst game when it comes to stream snipers. There will be
60 people landing on you every game and you will report them and nothing will be done.
They don't care about stream snipers. So just let me know, just let me know what day, let
me know what day you're doing that because I'm actually going to do a stream that day.
in my chat landing on Jinxie until he gets a win okay so I when I played
controller I play claw you play claw I do when I play controller I play claw
and your buddy's playing 2K with a claw grip.
You don't get the cash.
I do. I do play 2K claw.
Bro, no one plays claw grip.
Okay. My binds are X. I use X to edit.
Because I play claw, so when I click it,
I don't know how to help you with binds.
Yeah, alright. I gotta go, bro. I gotta go.
Okay. Well, best of luck to your Fortnite journey, bro.
journey bro let me know if you want a 1v1 I'll give you a 99 kill lead all
right let's see if we walk over here if it asks
little Mickey D's
so you're telling me why do I look so fat y'all take the take the filter off
Take the fat filter off the camera drew. I'm not playing what you take the fat filter off the camera Drew
So they have them yeah, let's go
No, no, no, no, I want to go get I want to go get the star link
I want to set the Starlink up. I want to go with the Starlink. I want to set the Starlink up
And then I want to go to the city. I want to explore the Bahamas downtown. I want to grab a little bite to eat
I want to come back here, and I want to gamble
No, can we just not say oh, maybe it'll work in the city. Let's just be extra prepared. Let's get the Starlink
Yeah, that's what I'm saying though. I'm saying
I'm saying while we go get the Starlink
Maybe we'll realize it works in the city
Just click on go back and wait snowy type something in chat
Not go Lyle I see this is actually embarrassing
Pay this dude $15,000 a month to be your production bro didn't even bring a Starling to a out-of-country trip lol time to get a new guy
Yo snowy, I'm gonna be honest, bro. Like why are you even like bro? He didn't know he didn't know bro
Snowy's not even in the
The Starlink might not be the fix to all issues. We can plug it in. Okay, guess what guess what guess what I show speed
Streaming the Bahamas with the Starlink. I show speed as a team of like 30 people. No, I show speed just has slipped and I have drew wall
That's the difference I show speed has slips
Oh, I have news. I have news. So our driver Steven
So chat we have a driver named Steven. He said
Heard you guys talking about not having connection y'all can use the Wi-Fi on my phone
So if we want we can use us
Steven's hotspot
We can use Steven's Wi-Fi.
Don't be a Steven.
What if Steven has a grown-up Bahama Wi-Fi?
He might.
Hold on, Chad.
Chad, let's give you a little house tour.
So it's not a crazy house.
This is like the main living room right here.
We got kitchen, my setup over there,
where I'm going to be on my setup.
This is my bedroom.
I know, a little messy right now.
Sorry.
But, you know, nice little bedroom right here.
This is where Drew and Russell are sleeping.
Yes, the bed will be good together.
Well, Chad, this is Joe. Say hi, Joe.
Um, this is where Drew and Russell are sleeping.
Uh, so when they sleep, they put the beds together,
and then Russell, I don't know why Russell said it,
but Russell woke up this morning and I overheard him saying to Drew,
oh, you're gonna feel real stretched out today.
Not sure. Oh, Russell, you didn't say that?
I did not hear that.
Well, I didn't hear that.
Russell said you're gonna feel real stretched out today.
Did they answer or no?
No.
All right, well, hopefully they have it.
All right, ready?
I think we win it.
They have the other one.
Let's just go.
No, it's not for the star link.
Oh, for the power spot.
OK.
Let's go.
Let's get out of here.
Let's hit the head.
All right, Russell, you want to come?
Wait, I'm locking my shoes.
Can I bring the battery?
Yeah.
So, wait, come here, Drew.
Chat, on the way there, if there might be some dead spots,
there might lag.
We're going to get a star link, and hopefully,
And that fixes the lag, okay?
Leave Drew just bring Russell?
I don't think it's going to be a starlink.
We're going to have to build a some sort of contraption.
What do you mean we're going to have to build a contraption?
How we're going to build a contraption on the backpack.
What do you mean build?
It needs to be angled upwards, not flat.
So how well like what do you got an idea or no, that's why I said we're going to get the contraption
Well, let's just connect the ceiling
Okay, thank you
Steven!
Steven, my man!
What's up, Steven?
You wanna say hi to the chat?
Yeah.
Chad, this is Steven.
He's gonna drive us around for the next few days.
Thank you for letting us use the Wi-Fi if we need it.
It's very convenient.
Thank you so much, Steven.
Wait, should I show the guest room?
Yeah, I don't know if it'll serve or something.
Let's see.
I'm coming.
Bye!
I'm showing the guest room real quick.
Um, so, listen, uh, what's on the set of that?
I got a girl in here, sir.
You got a girl in here, ain't you?
I got a girl in here.
Look, if you have a girl in here,
I will post a video of me finger my butt on Twitter.
Is there a girl in here? Hello?
So listen.
Why am I talking? Hello? Is there any girl in here?
Is there a girl in here?
Hello?
I don't hear anybody talking.
So listen, um, she's just a little quiet.
She's a little quiet, so you don't have a girl.
You don't have a girl?
I don't have a girl.
Are those coconuts?
Those coconuts on the tree.
There's not coconuts on the tree.
There's literally coconuts right there on the tree, bro.
There's literally a coconut on the tree.
Drew, can you climb a tree?
Yeah, I already started one.
Wait.
I'm gonna click it.
No, tell her to scream hello. It doesn't go over. Go for it.
Hey honey.
You mind saying hello?
Oh!
Yes.
Alright, can you trust me on the car?
Where's Russell?
Oh, he is after me.
Okay.
Fix Mike, Omae 10.
Where's Russell?
Wait, Russell said I'm coming.
Fix the Mike drill.
Just you two more?
No, no, one more person.
We're getting ticks of doom. What does Drew even do?
If we were on a window, maybe we'll get better connection.
Where did you find Drew Lacy on the street?
Yeah, let's just keep it on the field.
I've told you this before a lot of times in the car,
I said it might be like that, right?
I tested it this morning on the property.
But I just don't understand a thought process
of not bringing our Starlink on a country trip.
That's just not adding up to me.
It's just not adding up at all.
I'm not playing a fortnite tournament bro.
How long till we see a lucy tween in the comp?
Dude!
Inside the car and have a starlink, it's not gonna happen.
You
I think so.
People, huh?
Always feeling me shouting, huh?
People, huh?
I would scream this morning, huh?
Everybody get their food, everybody get their food, show them, show them people, show them
man.
Everybody we get their food, everybody get their food, show them, show them people, show them man.
Yo, watch this, watch this back, actually on my hand.
Bro, I didn't cut the line, they invited me into the line, I'm paper to hear about.
Very excited, man, thank you so much buddy, very excited.
Thank you so much man, thank you so much.
Thank you so much, man.
I didn't die, I didn't die.
Let's show them how good I am.
Hey, how are you?
I'm with the Bixby team today.
Yo, where's Macy at?
I have no idea bro.
Yo, congratulations, man.
I made it bro.
Bro, man, first game.
Bro, man.
You gotta run with Jason bro.
I
Guys are massive
And I are you fooling well working on that how much better if you have
Yeah, your your phone just has perfect. I set the arm. Yeah, wait check and y'all see me
No, maybe it's our back
Wait, how do I see Chad?
The Chad's not loading on here though
So me this straight my phone has pictured perfect clear bit rate
But my $30,000 backpack that I paid for that exact reason doesn't
Wait, do you want me to
Do I want to try the backpack again? Maybe stay down the road a little more or not?
Sure. Oh wait, you're on second. It's gonna start to try. Hold on. Wait, how do I see the Chad on here though, Drew?
settings no I'm pretty sure it's lag equals funny yo what do you mean lag
equals funny bro you think I want this to happen
where's like
I'll just switch the backpack.
Get the backpack, it's fine.
Alright, switch the backpack, switch over to the backpack then.
Switch the backpack, it's fine.
Switch the backpack, switch over to the backpack then.
Switch the backpack, it's fine.
Jack, can y'all see me?
On the backpack?
Fake mad equals funny.
Yo, I'm not fake mad, bro. You all gotta understand, as a content creator, as someone who puts out some of the best content on this platform, some of the best streams in the entire world,
I care about the quality and the, I care about how my streams turn out. So I want my streams to always be good, bro.
Roll the window up here.
Vacation with girlfriend equals content you know I came with this chat bro like this check you guys think you're so fucking funny bro
You guys think you're so funny, bro. This is not a vacation. This is honestly. This is a work trip. This is generally a work trip
It's not a vacation
I have a feeling we don't have connection
I'm just tired.
Maybe.
You go on vacation but stream so it's a write-off classic.
Let me see the drip you got on your feet right now.
Little Balenci slides, why will, why will?
Roll the window back down. The sun hits your face crazy. It's great to glow. Thank you, bro. Roll your window back down, sir.
You want to get blown out? Have you seen Balenci slides like those, but it's heart shaped? Oh, yeah, I have a pair in my closet.
I have a nice brand new pair in my closet. I just got them actually.
So, Chad, let me ask you a question.
Tighten me in this chat if you've been to the Bahamas before.
Tighten me in the chat?
No, they're not yours, Silky.
I found them downstairs.
They're not yours, bro.
So let me ask you a question.
I go swimming with with nurse sharks. Um, am I gonna die because I'm supposed to go swimming with nurse sharks and I'm a little scared
They're saying yes
Yes, you will die
You're gonna die
But the guy said that nurse sharks are friendly, but the problem I have with it
is any shark at any given time can bite.
Throw Darla first, I'm not throwing Darla into a pool of hungry sharks, like you guys
think like you guys think injury and pain and death is like, is that content you guys?
content they won't you sharks don't eat whales
the wrestle why are you giggling up there bro you're like a IRL chat like
This dude is like, there's no way you're laughing.
Nice, I have a real chat and then I have an IRL chat up there.
Fucking giggle shits.
No, that's what it's really about.
What?
It's an email.
Typing?
No, I don't know.
I went to the beach this morning and I was walking on the sand and some random girl literally
walked up to me and said, are you American?
And I was like, yes, from Los Angeles.
She said, very good looking.
And I was like, thank you so much, man.
Thank you.
Not cap, oh you don't wake up to like 12 30
That's not yeah after I went to the beach early
Oh yeah
That's really good like
Guys how long till the next Lucy tweet?
And I brought read pin damn what is pinned bro?
Great whites or it's lamikki. No, I'm not going swimming with great white sharks
Nurse sharks are dangerous. Yes, I'm jumping in the water with the sharks and that counts my sub-a-thongles
No, it does. Yes, it does. You promised us months ago. Yeah, I promised that I would swim with sharks.
And during this trip, I will go jump in with nurse sharks.
works.
The backpack is totally fine all the way up into the store, you still want to buy a
son?
Yes.
Wait, where are we right now?
Steven, where are we at right now?
This is the beginning of downtown.
Really?
Yeah.
So what goes on around here in these parts of the Bahamas?
This is where the tool shift off, the passengers come back and forth.
Is it safe here?
Yeah, okay
The straw market look at those mannequins
Bro won't swim with great whites. Love Nikki
So you guys in this chat you guys would jump in and swim with a great white shark
like no none of y'all are doing that you want to know why because you would die
And another thing I want to say is this community bro, like you guys need to relax dude.
I just came off a 32 hour stream and I see people spamming 28 minutes late kill that
boy in my offline chat.
Like why are you guys wishing for someone to kill me because I'm 20 minutes late to
a stream?
Do you guys think I'm sitting there eating food?
Just like not doing anything when I'm not streaming?
No, I'm always working,
always doing something productive for my business.
Whoa!
They sell God in a fudge store.
Dude, that fudge probably tastes so good.
Whoa, what's that place?
straw market
Shit, I didn't even know the Bahamas had a whole like
Wow, they got any Balenciaga
Balenciaga
Marlin would ride the sharks.
Yo.
Moby.
You see a real Rolex?
What does that mean?
No, no, they don't say nothing in that thing.
Is it expensive?
Or is it like?
The whole area is duty-free shopping, so the prices is better than other places.
Better than in the U.S.?
Yeah.
So I bought a Rolex.
It'd be cheaper than the U.S.
Which, is that true?
Yes. Okay. Who in the chat wants a Rolex? Let me know right now. Let me know right now
who wants a Rolex in the chat. Oh my God, if I heard a Max Wayne, I could buy the entire
chat or relax like every single person in the chat
I have LTE same shit no I have Bitcoin LTE
Bitcoin LTE
How much money have you lost people?
None, and I'm losing people any money
because it's not my fault.
I can't, like you think me just making a joke
controls the price of an entire Bitcoin?
No, bro.
You wanna know why Bitcoin dropped?
Because the liquidity in the market created a bear run
and then the bear run decided to go on an upward slope W
which then created the market to fall back
which then created a sell point for the bear market run.
so everybody wanted to sell.
That's why Bitcoin dropped.
Hey!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Get it down on it!
Get down on it!
Look at calm, what could possibly be in a calmer now?
Is it a Lucy tweet?
some food for the week shows a picture of fresh fruit the entire shopping cart is cookies and chips
Chad do I have thick thighs for a guy
I should have caught a crazy one
No, we're keeping it. We need a Starlink for traveling. Do we have a mini one?
God damn you got some thick thighs pussy salad on God. What the fuck is a pussy salad? Yo,
I swear, you and this chat, you guys just be like,
saying words that don't even equal equilibrium sentences.
I put it on God, you do.
Try a cock salad.
What is a conk?
Steven, do they have cock salads?
Conk, conk, conk, co, n, c, h, conk.
What is that?
It's a shellfish.
Mm, they put them in salads here?
Yeah, it's like a ceviche, they cut it up.
Really?
Might have to have myself a cock salad.
Herbs, herbs and spices.
It's cock salad.
It's cock salad.
C-O-N-C.
Oh, cock, cock.
I bet Drew would love that.
Well, you're the one talking about a cock salad.
All right, so Chad, here's the deal.
Here's the deal.
During this trip, Russell said that for the chat,
he will try his first ever seafood.
Well, why did you think that I'd say that?
So if you guys don't know, Russell has been alive
for how many years?
24.
How many years, Russell?
24 years.
Damn.
He's never tried anything from the ocean before.
Not a small thing.
Like, name some from the ocean?
I've never had it.
He's never had shrimp.
He's never had lobster, he's never had clams, he's never had fish, never had anything.
So during this trip, Russell said he will be trying fish for the first time.
I never said that.
Russell, see food in my thing.
Oysters, no, he's never had anything, Jaten.
Not even like a fish stick growing up.
Which by the way, I don't know how you've ever had a fish stick growing up.
Yeah, I don't know.
I've never had what I want with dogs, too.
Tuna salmon?
No, nothing.
And why?
Wait, you said why?
Someone just said why.
Oh, one, I'm pussy.
Two, my sister has shellfish allergies,
so I'm even more pussy.
But you got tested.
I know, but I did get tested.
And then I think I just get grossed out easily.
I'll keep a lot of things with them.
Where are we going?
I noticed, Chad, one thing I noticed about the Bahamas, a lot of the houses are colorful.
Like you have like blue houses, paint, like look at this blue house right here.
Then right next to you got a greenhouse.
So let's say mofuckers will jerk off with their friend but draw the line at sea.
Exactly.
You got a blue house, you got a green house, you got an orange house, you got a pink house.
Brother might as well change the name from the Bahamas to the rainbow, rainbow amas.
I didn't know nobody else laughed.
That was the worst joke of all time.
That was not a bad joke that you know we are not gonna see her act like that was a bad joke
It's like
Brother, what was that?
Okay, maybe maybe maybe the Chad didn't hear the joke because it was lagging I'm gonna say one more time
Yeah, one thing I know about the Bahamas is they got all different color
houses. They got blue houses, they got green houses, pink houses, orange houses.
They might as well call this place the rain Bahamas.
Can you guys fake laugh at the joke, baby?
Like maybe give me a raffle or something?
I don't know.
Just a thought chat, maybe give me a raffle.
Kill yourself.
Okay.
I mean, I tell a funny joke, make the chat laugh, and someone tells me to kill myself.
Thanks, bro.
Oh, no.
What is that, Emote? Self-control? Never seen that one before.
Not gonna lie, they should call the Bahamas the Rain Hamas.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
Oh, that one was funny.
You guys in this chatter are like a cult.
You guys are like a cult.
Oh, let's make fun of Lacey all day, but be nice to each other.
Generally like a cult.
Dude, what are these?
Show the chat.
Should I be worried about these little bumps on my knee?
in the chat doctor know what these are let me give you guys a better angle what
you put your hands around it do stretch it down a little bit make it clear okay
maybe instead of saying you tell me what they are
I'm gonna ask rock
Hey, Grubb, just sent you a picture of these little dots on my knee.
Can you tell me what they are?
Those look like folliculitis, little inflamed hair follicles, probably from friction, sweat,
or some bacteria hanging out your knee hair.
Common, harmless, and super annoying.
Yeah, well here, well here's the thing is I've had them since I was a kid so could they be something else?
I have chicken skin
Stop calling me bacteria boy. Yo stop call it. What even is this?
This is called chicken skin
Bro
Son those are warts, so I have genital warts
The calm has answers, okay?
I guess the calm already answered that question.
I'm gonna look in the calm and it's gonna be some bullshit, watch.
lusculum contagisum, a viral skin infection caused by poxvirus, highly
contagious.
So I have bacteria, I actually have a contagious bacteria on my
I never seen a store like this before guys our first time going to a store in
of Bahamas.
Why do you lie?
You just lie about everything.
Dude, I think this might be Ligma on my knees.
Ligma balls.
You got me, girl.
We are here โ do you guys have a steam deck?
Steam Deck?
Uhh...
Um...
Uh...
No, we're here for Starlink Mini, and then...
Do you guys have any of the power thing, the portable power thing for it?
Yeah, one of those.
Oh, here?
Are you sure that's what...
Wait, I found it!
Starlink!
Starlink!
So we're looking for Starlink?
No.
Near and Daphne.
Wait, stuff is cheap here.
is cheap here dude they have a they have an apple MacBook for 800 or so
like how much do you like God's 1900 yeah stuff is cheap here
buy everything yeah wait you should buy everything and get back to the pigs
Can I get a speaker for the beach maybe?
A speaker?
Look at the iPads.
$900 for an 11-incher.
I feel like I want a big... I feel like if I'm gonna get it, I want bigger than 11 inches.
Like 12?
No, be even bigger than 12.
Really?
Like if I'm putting my money into it, I want at least 14.
Is that the Steam Deck or is that the PS5 one?
Oh, that's a PS5 one.
What's a PS5 one?
It's a PS5 game.
You get PS5 games on a PlayStation.
PlayStation games.
Oh, god.
Yeah.
And you get my one on there.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm glad.
How much do you think that?
I didn't bring it.
Wait.
Chad, what's better, the PlayStation one better than the Steam Deck or no?
It's so bad.
No.
What's this?
Oh, what's this?
You have a roach on your head?
Our roaches coming here, Chad?
We went to eat last night and there was this big flying roach that was just flying around this restaurant.
So, expensive area.
You are not opening it and you're seeing how it goes.
I'm not saying we just run it for a while.
Because we need it for at least when we get back to the house.
But it is a little expensive area.
We don't have to spend a thousand dollars to walk around that type of house.
Roaches can't fly? In the Bahamas they can.
No, I'm saying you can only see the house at desktop.
No, no, no.
What else do you want to do at the house?
Whatever I want to do. I'm streamer. I am the content. You don't have a segment. I create the segment. I am the segment
Does your face hurt?
Does your face hurt?
No, it doesn't hurt. It's killing me. Get it? Because you're ugly?
Does it make sense?
Doesn't make sense!
Doesn't make sense!
Doesn't make sense!
Doesn't make sense!
It literally doesn't make sense!
It literally doesn't make sense, right?
Twerk!
I know.
You can stare at it.
I'm going to set it up right now, probably leave it in the car, go to the downtown area
a little bit, look around.
I'm going to be back to the house to set it up.
You need a haircut.
Thank you.
Have a great weekend.
Merry Christmas to you guys.
Happy July to you two!
That's the date of the meeting.
What?!
Is Stephen had the hood open?
There's some shock here.
It's been speaking.
Hey Eddie.
Excuse me.
all right chat we had a little delay and a little mix up but we have secured the
Starlink we have a Starlink now so that should we should not be lagging the
rest of the time very expensive oh a little hot air back here huh
Lacey, go to Paradise Island? What's that?
That's the island over the bridge we have now, the cities.
What is- what's over there on Paradise Island?
Atlantis.
Atlantis! I've heard about that city, so what underwater?
Yes, I've never heard of it now, so you can tell.
Uh, let's just go to downtown.
Can you take us back to the downtown area? Like where the straw places?
Okay.
Okay y'all heard about Atlantis? Isn't that like the abandoned city that's under water that has like
stuff like didn't stuff happen there?
Why didn't Luke come?
The reason Luke didn't come is because he had to leave at like 2.30 in the morning to
drive to the Cleveland Airport and then he flew all day and he didn't get any sleep so
he's taking a nap
there's a casino there
I don't know, I feel like the Bahamas is probably chill about streaming and stuff.
Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
Oh, where are we going?
One thing, chat, for those of you who have never been to the Bahamas, one thing I will
tell you about this place that not a lot of people know and I feel like a lot of
people don't tell you this when you're thinking about going there in the
Bahamas it's hot
W. Bittray
Wait, it's summertime here?
That's probably why it's hot.
Does it snow in the Bahamas in the winter?
Never.
Never snows?
No.
Why do you guys question mark everything I say?
I know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, I'm so excited for tonight, bro.
Yeah, y'all actually have no clue how excited I am for tonight.
Those are either warts or skin tags.
Wait, they look more like skin tags.
Skin tags from what?
Look, don't they look more like skin tags?
Kind of, yeah.
They look like they look like warts. Okay, that one's a war this one this big one's a war for sure
Can work spread
Stop showing us that shit
Like you guys act like I'm showing you something disgusting
It's literally extra skin on my body
Bacteria boy. Stop calling me bacteria boy before I really put my foot down and make
shake shake y'all don't want me to make shit shake
one thing I'll do I'll stop the entertainment right now I will that
ass sit here quiet as a bug for it for two minutes and not say a word and then
That that that I'll put my foot down
Quiet as a bug son
What is bad about that
Great
Quiet as a bug is not some third-grade ship. No, it's not
Go to Virgin Islands
What a version islands get a coffee with Epstein, what are you talking about bro?
Are we
They're saying yes.
It's far.
You've been looking a lot skinnier lately to be honest, happy for you bro, can you send
your gym routine?
Honestly bro, I'm not gonna lie, this might come as a shock to a lot of people, but I
put this on God.
I really don't even go to the gym
Like I really like on everything I love I don't
Read this for a hundred subs I read it
So now you're gonna give me a hundred subs
W's in a shot
Also chat tomorrow the legal drinking age is 18. So I'm gonna I'm gonna see if Luke wants some
some some alcohol and we're gonna go to a Bahamas bar tomorrow night.
Get Luke hammered. You guys think Luke will get hammered or no?
and drew Miami vice Miami vice
little strawberry daiquiri mix with a
peanut collardian mmm not gonna lie
might have to go to a little day bar in
the Bahamas right now get a little
drink? If Luke gets drunk, he's gonna get you banned?
Yeah, you might say some crazy shit.
Is your hair real?
You see?
Yeah.
That'd be a wig.
Like what kind of question is that?
You know what you should do?
Well, shave off all your hair and then tattoo your hair like that.
Didn't Foozie do that?
How do you know that what how do you know that no one not something you would know yes it is
I don't know because I have a lot of fuck what are those are they just writing ATVs yeah I want one
they're at those you can rent them oh yeah where at yeah one of you take me to the place I can
around him right now?
Yeah.
And we should make sure they have it right there.
No, she's gone.
You want to go there now?
Yes, I want to go.
I want to go.
you
you
you
you
you
How is my phone have perfect service?
But the $30,000 backpack won't work.
Look at the chat.
I'm streaming perfectly off my phone right now
with Cell Service,
with the backpacks at a hundred,
a hundred KBPS.
Why is it even 30?
Why did, what did I pay for?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What?
Whoa, where do you want this?
What do we do?
But that page doesn't work, my phone works fine.
I don't know, let's just give you a phone for now.
Fucking scam, bro, it's actually a scam.
$32,000 total, plus 5K a month for service,
and my phone works better than the backpack.
Is she gonna come back in a car?
I don't want to just leave this here.
I don't know.
I'm gonna take you, make sure you're not on wifi.
Are you on the backpack, wifi?
I got a good shadow here somehow.
No, I could do that.
Shadow, I look sexy.
Be honest, Shadow, I look good.
They're closed.
Yep.
I'm not sure.
Oh, okay.
Is there any other opens in the area?
Oh, look how many they have to chat all these four wheelers.
No.
Is that an ice cream truck?
Where?
Ice cream!
Ice cream!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I want ice cream ice cream ice cream
Okay.
In the car.
Can I go back to the car and get cash for you two?
One sec.
What phone from Ryder do you have?
AT&T.
Russell!
Uh, can I go back to the car and get passed to you two?
One sec.
What phone for routers do you have?
AT&T.
Russell!
Can you bring cash?
He said...
Checking the fanny pack in my backpack.
My wallet.
What is it? He's driving on a fucking curve.
Who's gonna do it?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh my god.
Oh, oh, oh.
Mother, what is he doing?
This guy really wants to sell ice cream.
Oh.
What should I get?
What should we get?
Something nice to refreshing, right?
No watermelon?
Oh I gotta get the watermelon.
How do you want watermelon please?
What is this?
Oh, that's a nice one.
Oh, a candy cane!
Okay, do you want anything?
Do you want something awesome?
Alright!
Here you go, sir. Keep the change.
Thank you.
Sweet.
Dude, this is sick!
Hmm
That's his white top
I need a chat for her son. Yeah, I think she just let me know what the answer on this
I
Lace what do you think can we see if the other 8 to be placed open the other 8 to be places I saw close at five
All of them normal
Because yeah, his bright clothes at 5 to but
Yeah, they all sit literally all say close it here. Okay. We can just go downtown. I'm sorry the challenge
I think so. Yeah, Lacey, even saying we could loop you to stream at Atlantis.
You want to go see what Atlantis is? Go hit it on?
I'm down to go check it out.
At the waters?
How far we've got to Atlantis?
Right across the bridge.
Should we go to Atlantis and check it out?
Let's see what's up over there.
So it's not underwater like it's...
No, no, no.
I've never been there.
I'm going to take you to where the Talos people just go in to see what's up.
Yeah, let's go to Atlas!
They got basketball rumps here, they're doing 5 on 5s.
Put it on God!
Yeah!
They're doing drills!
They're saying a camp.
There's something.
Basketball camp?
Oh!
Sand soft.
Sand soft.
They said, they said, oh, I think you're AT&T.
Like, that's the best provider here, but the global sins don't support AT&T.
They think you...
So can we just not do global sim?
Uh, I can switch to the sim that we're supposed to use in the US. I don't know.
We'd have to go back to the half-thousand.
Someone said there's Balenciaga in here, they see.
This is so refreshing.
I think I see the chow first though.
Chow is it gay to suck ice cream?
Please explain it to me.
You guys make no sense.
Uh oh, I think we're about to go down and try a tunnel.
Yeah, we might happen to tunnel for a sec, so if we do, everybody just smile.
I
Notice cotton candy is hitting
There's just something else they respond
I bet you can't fit that whole thing in your mouth
What is this is that land is
We Michael Jackson say up there
How much a knife
Yeah, we're back
Rubik, can I get that sweet for a night?
Oh fuck.
What?
I was trying to show this thing and it actually clicks front camera.
Ew.
You're taking jumpscare.
Are we leaving this in here?
Yo Bod guy, thank you so much for the raid, bro.
We need, like, tickets to get on my own.
Go and walk around and do your thing.
Nice. Do you want to leave this in there?
How you doing, sir?
Yeah, leave the camera with you.
Have a bag?
No, thank you.
Wait, I want to bring a portable just in case.
Here, you want that?
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
Where is he?
Oh, where are you going?
Chase me around!
Where you going?
Alright, chat.
We are at the official Atlantis.
so I'm a little confused how this works how you doing man hey congratulations
Can I get you somewhere in the way?
W.R. W.R.
I got a kind of came right there.
Oh, now red carpet?
I've always wanted you.
Wait, can I make it after switching to 60fps?
Chat, real quick, real quick.
Whoa!
Chad, Chad, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back.
What the fuck?
Are you washing me?
Yeah.
Dude, wait, we just pull up here.
Wait, so, okay, I'm a little confused.
So, this place used to be an abandoned city underwater, but now it's a hotel?
Yes.
This exact place was once underwater.
How?
How do you say that?
I've heard the stories about Atlantis, but I didn't know that it was like fully underwater.
Like it's full of water.
It's like a scarf.
This is that.
Oh, God.
It's underwater.
Okay.
Where did we go?
Wall.
Okay, where do we go?
The wall.
It's down here.
Everybody's leaving.
Wow, you've been spotted.
Whoa!
No shot!
No shot!
Dude!
Dude!
I only got real things!
Dude!
What's up, how you doing, man?
Of course, how you doing?
Hey, so, you should go.
Dude, look at all the fish, they swimming, they swimming walkless.
What's up, man?
Shayla, yeah.
Here, go do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, go ahead and do it.
Of course.
Nice to meet you, Ralph.
Yeah, nice to meet you.
You're hitting me because you know it.
You know it?
My hat too, man. My hat too.
Yeah, sir.
You're the one who said something a bit.
Are you guys going to do this?
We should have.
They're saying one of the...
They're saying a whale escaped.
There's a whale... a whale escaped?
They escaped the whale.
They still got a whale escaped before.
Holy shit, what is that?
I don't know.
What is that thing?
No, back there.
Where?
Yo.
Lace, like you don't see the thing...
Look at that thing back there.
Yeah, that's gotta, you know that he's, that's gotta two thin orca, orca fish, I think.
He has aura.
Oh my god.
What?
What are you doing?
Hey, what are you doing?
Wait, stay right there, sir.
What?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Wait, you stay right there Drew?
Why?
What are you doing?
Bro, bro, what did you just apple pegged?
Brother, what did you just get yourself?
Huh?
What did you just pay for?
What do you mean?
What did you just pay for, bro?
Oh my God, Drew Wall, thanks for his 25 gift days!
Fuck your week-ass 25 gift days!
Dude, I don't fucking joke.
Please, if you go all the way down here!
The stingray has aura.
I want to go in.
The boat ship?
In there, with the fish.
Imagine you're right here, feeling like this,
and you're seeing these women around there.
Is there sharks in here?
What? What?
Yo, can I see you?
What's up, man?
Yo, what's up? What are you doing here?
Uh, exploring underground.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not an amateur.
You don't hear this ad.
It's a little...
Hey!
Yeah, this is called Atlantis.
No, no, no, it's not like the underwater,
it's like a vivid underwater city called Atlantis.
I'll give you a little storytime history list lesson here.
So there's once a guy named Aquaman who lives here.
No, I'm serious.
Jason Malone.
Yeah.
Jason Malone.
This is his city and now it's a hotel.
Wait, didn't you?
Hey, enjoy your guys' vacation here.
Yeah, let's do it.
Oh, I just got a note.
Jake Future's live.
I'm gonna have to leave.
Okay.
Oh, fuck, hold on.
He has flash on. Who the fuck uses flash in daytime?
Bro!
No, I'm turning your flash off.
There we go.
Use your flash. Use your flash.
Oh, yeah, man.
Wait, if you walk under the aquarium, is it gonna help you do it?
Probably, but we could try it.
Oh my, look at this fish!
Wait, how did someone just buy a cap cap?
Um...
Here.
Have what?
Oh, you don't teach it at home?
Um...
5.5 on the left back?
Can't get a little early access for it?
I'll find one somewhere at the end, and then do the last time you can get it at the end, and then go to the other end.
Oh, okay, that's probably gonna be okay.
Don't worry.
Surely a fan gives us their room card, right?
Just say they need a new one?
Somebody to show you.
That actually doesn't make sense.
That's the master, master, master.
That's the master.
Okay, that actually does make sense.
If you think about it, check, just think about it.
If you don't stay here, it doesn't really make sense
for you to be able to do the activities here.
Duh!
I'll come from kids to think to the kids side.
What's that?
Kids adventure?
I'm okay on that.
What's up, Matt?
How you doing?
Doing great, man.
Lacey.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
You're that guy.
You're that guy.
He said he'd get me lead if I went.
You just snitched.
Bro, I don't fucking snitch.
Holy shit, is this the food section?
You don't get a little pina colada at the bar?
It's not a matter of you at all.
Of course, I have pina colada.
Excuse me, sir.
Down a little pina colada real quick?
That's probably an ID though, yes?
I told you to bring your ID, you didn't put it in my bag?
You said you were gonna do that.
No.
You said you want your ID, I can put it in my bag.
Yes, meaning like do you want the idea I'll put it you say do you want your idea I can put it in my back
Yeah, but I put out my hand and you didn't give me
Yeah, I'm alive they're probably gonna respect someone said you you need your idea
I can put it in my bag and you say yes
Doesn't that make you think that they're gonna put it in their bag because they said I can put it in my bag
Or am I tweaking I just assumed like like I was meaning like
If you give me it, I'll put it I'll put it in my bag. That's a great buffet they have
Do you think we can get like a day pass to the buffet?
So right now where are we going? I don't know we're going to the beach to the beach
Wait, what's dolphin cake?
Dolphin cake. Oh
The Reef?
Wait, they're saying France won.
France won.
Nice Russell.
Let's go.
I told you, I always knew France was gonna do it.
I always knew France was gonna do it.
Bro, you are a Larker.
Name three France players.
I think you're gonna do France.
I'm gonna say.
And it's Mbappe.
And it's Mbappe.
And that's all you know.
Whoa, where are we?
Well, we're after it here.
Once we get out of here, should be good.
Where are we?
Yeah, we're good now.
What is that?
Whoa.
See, I'm going to get turtles.
Say, oh, God, I got turtles.
Wait, can we go over there?
We can.
Wait, you can go slow me in.
Oh, we should have stayed here.
I know.
What were we thinking?
Well, empty.
Wait, it says watch feeding time.
Don't be coming.
Yo, say, oh, God, it's a turtle.
He's right there.
Come here.
Hey! Hey! Turtle! Turtle! Hey!
Turtle!
I want to see him!
Oh, he's huge!
Try to get him?
Wait, I think we can see him from that side.
Wait, go over here. Come over here. Come over here.
Definitely don't go in.
Can we see him from here?
Guys, I'm not going to get kicked out of the Bahamas, bro.
Nah, let's get it all.
Little bitch turtle.
Part doesn't want to show so
What is shroud doing on vacation with you
You're a frosty no, thank you
Oh, is that a shark?
Oh, you're not telling me that there's a real life and what it has a fucking chainsaw as a mouth
That's not real if it's fake jump in there
They're saying it's a sawfish.
That's not real.
He does not have a saw as a mouth.
It is real.
No, that's fake.
We have bad beer right here.
That's fake.
It's going in the mouth.
That's fake.
There's no way that's not fake, brother.
It's real.
It's real.
That's not real.
Well, we're deadass out of the querious right now.
Like straight out of the- you know how liquorice is out of the- we're literally just walking
around on like- small toothed sawfish born at Atlantis.
Bang.
So, sawfish is real?
What is this way?
Lagoon.
What's a lagoon?
I don't know, we're in a lagoon.
Tech Walk.
Chad, we are actually experiencing a real life
Aquarius right now. Do y'all know how sick that is?
I don't think I've ever been to an Aquarius.
We're experiencing an Aquarius
in the Bahamas, unlike anyone ever seen before.
We're experiencing an Aquarius
in the Bahamas, unlike anyone ever seen before.
We're experiencing an Aquarius
What's in here?
Whoa! Look how big that little shitter is!
Wait, weren't we just down there?
Dude!
Weren't we just down there?
Yes! If I jumped in right here, I could be on the thing.
You could ride him.
But I don't know what I died of, to be honest.
I don't think these fish are dangerous.
wait what kind of things what kind of fish is that that one right there oh no
that's a I know what that is that's a blue finned orfa we're saying it's a
man array Nemo right right that's a blue finned or five seen that before on the
on the aquarium aquariums of lemon shark
oh they're saying it's a shark got him by not going in there it's this way
Oh wait, did we sell by getting a B&B?
Yes.
This would have done it in the same time.
Oh, this...
How much in a night would it sell for all of us?
Oh bro, so much.
No, not that.
Yes, we're especially expensive as shit.
Say I'm gone to the beach.
Good road case.
The boo-boo shark.
Wait, what's that?
It's a shark.
It's a shark.
It's a shark.
It's a shark.
It's a shark.
It's a shark.
It's a shark.
It's a shark.
It's a shark.
It's a shark.
It's a shark.
It's a shark.
It's a shark.
Wait, they're saying one of you.
That is fucking sea lion?
Where?
Where?
Where's that a little kid?
Where?
Oh wait, that's a kid.
That's a kid, though.
That's a little fat kid.
Dude, you're-
Yo, did you just rip ass after saying that?
Russell, you just saw a fat kid and asked him to do the sea lion.
Oh my god, that was a sea lion.
No, I wasn't trying to be funny.
Hell, Russell.
Oh, the sea lion.
Holy shit, this place is crazy.
Wait.
You go in.
Should we go down, boys?
Why is it cold down here?
What's down there?
It's just entrance to back down there
for other pools and shake shacks.
Shake shacks?
Shake shacks, huh?
How do I get to the beach, though?
Just keep going that way.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, thank you.
But no, I think it's that way.
Why would you lie?
Why would you lie?
I see a staircase over there.
We're going to have that.
No, we're not.
No, no, look, look.
You guys just want shake.
Who's you guys?
We all want to shake.
I don't.
I'm going to die.
You were 25 minutes late because you were at McDonald's.
Thank you.
Well, that was not me.
I'm God.
Yeah, I was late for a room, I was late for a stream,
maybe Drew wanted to eat his spicy chicken sandwich.
That's Cap, like Cap, I said, okay, I'm ready.
And then you go, oh, my cook has not even started.
So you pull the chicken sandwich and you start eating it.
Cap.
That's exactly what happened.
Eldridge, kill him.
Wait, so I wonder if your phone works at the house too?
Probably.
Damn, I mean, our normal stream phones AT&T,
so maybe we just run that all the trip?
Yeah, we might have to,
The reason a backpack doesn't work, I'm sure.
To save you $900?
Should I go into the beach and go splashing the water a little bit?
Or is that like some like the sped shade?
Uh, probably a little bit of sped shade, but if you want to.
I'll do a wave of a towel though.
I won't go fully and I'll just get my feed in.
Because I don't know if Steven wants a car wet.
No, I know, but I just want to splash in the water a little bit.
Yeah, let's go do it.
Wait, what are those cars? Can we ride the cars?
What?
Those giant cars right there. You don't see them?
I will say this, not the biggest fan of sand.
Not sure why, but for some reason I don't really like when sand gets stuck in my toesies.
Hi, what are you guys?
I, whatever you guys.
Wait, there's.
Yes.
Hey, guys, do it.
Yeah, do it.
You guys want to take a group one?
Yeah.
Okay, here we go.
Are you live right now?
Yeah, we're sure.
Take it off, take it off.
Gotcha.
All right, thank you guys.
Thanks, guys.
This is nice.
Of course, yeah.
Russell they said they said we can ride those on the water. Yes
They're saying we can ride those on the water yes
They're saying like a bike it's like a bike
Yana J with the five gifted Yana not gonna lie keep that weak ass five
yourself it's not tenning up I don't even want it like girl locked your shit
thank you
They're saying there's a sea lion in the water.
Of course, bro!
No time!
I have shoes on, I can't get in.
You guys been in the water yet?
Yeah!
Very nice.
Yeah, it is.
Frank, bro, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Lacey.
You got to go.
Nice to meet you, Diego.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's click up.
Let me take it.
Both of you?
Yeah.
Oh, hey, bro.
That's sweet.
That's good.
That's good, bro.
So you can ride those?
That's good. That's what a child is saying. Oh
Should we take it out? I have to wait. Do you need a room card?
Nice to meet you guys. Have a good one
I'm definitely going to yeah, bro. Link up. We had like a we had like a rapper on our table last night. Oh, you know who? Oh shit
That's what it was some trick with 10 million followers on IG. What? Yeah. Oh, wow
Hey, I see you down there. I'll talk about the double show
So you're telling me I can take this on the water?
Oh my god, it's a two-seater, we can actually go.
Yeah, but what are the other tips?
It's the problem.
No, I got it.
What's that for?
How y'all doing?
What's up, bro?
Nice to meet you, bro.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Do you want to have a vacation?
Yeah, see you're in Texas from Texas.
Texas?
Yeah.
Parked Texas.
Central, central.
You can't be efficient.
Yeah, let's do it.
Hell yeah.
You want to grab a group one?
I'll take that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's take the water.
What y'all doing in the bottomless?
Just a little work trip, just working.
Wait, you guys got one with your boys now.
Thank you.
Dude, thank you.
I'm from Boston too.
I'm from Boston.
What part?
Winchester.
I'm from Winthrop, right outside the airport.
Nice, nice.
I went to St. John's Prep, I'm a faggot.
Oh, don't say that, don't say that.
You said you were funny.
You said you were funny.
You're funny.
Okay
Your stream pick nice you can grab the screen top, okay?
Yeah, he said he was funny. He said you want a party come to my room. All right, bro
It sounds right for that street. How do we get one of these?
I mean
What time
Did these fall in or no?
Can these fall in the water or no?
Oh, what if I pay extra for one right now?
Cut that to him?
I'll pay extra if I can take it out right now.
Two hundred, two hundred.
How much are they normally?
Forty-six.
One hundred fifty if I can take it out right now.
That's a deal?
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
Hey, I'm here.
Hey, you guys.
Yes.
Yes.
We got 150 cash, right?
Uh...
What?
Apple Pay.
Apple Pay, Apple Pay.
Wait, do you guys think like Tap to Pay or Zell or Apple Pay?
Yeah.
Perfect.
Oh my God.
Wait a second.
You just go on this bitch and go in the water?
You little side question on a match out at all.
Money talks.
I'm not gonna lie, I really need to get frosty.
All right, do you want to dollar it?
Oh yeah.
Cause I'm gonna be honest, I can't say
when the chat spam sun or when the chat spam's like.
Yeah, but you know what the email is.
No, but I need to see it bro.
It gives me like a high when I see like a sun or a LOL, bro.
Wait, this place is so fire.
They have everything.
Yeah, I know.
All right, so you guys just have to walk around here,
from here to sign the way for the phone.
Okay.
Sound of a left woman?
Sound of a little NBA?
Whoa!
Hey kitty kitty! Hey kitty kitty!
Kitty kitty!
Sound of a 360 deal.
Turn the video off.
Alright, everybody type sun.
Now I can see the shot I think.
Yes.
Alright.
Alright.
Are you coming on?
I probably won't fit right?
Can it fit three?
Probably two people.
Okay, so it's going to be here okay?
Yeah.
Okay.
Because I don't have my phone.
Print name.
What's the date?
Six.
Sixty.
Sixty?
Oh wow, I know that.
Time flies when you're having fun.
There we go. There's me and then one for him as well.
Do you want to hold this for a sec?
Yep.
Ooh, other question. Is there a weight limit for these?
No.
So we're about to close so...
Last person? Yeah, I told him I'll pay extra to get on now, so...
Anything else in this room?
That's it.
That's the switch I'm getting.
Yes.
Twitch.
What's your name?
Lacey.
L-A-C-Y.
Wait, the Bahamas has a pink beach?
No, that's our island.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thank you guys.
Let's go back around.
Oh, pay.
Yeah.
So I'm sure I got a card.
Ah, a card.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, oh, shit.
I don't even put my Twitch.
Oh, shit.
So go ahead on the machine if you want to buy it.
Oh, tip them out. How much is the normal pay?
So it's $26.
He said $150.
That's a $1,000.
Phase?
Phase? Not anymore. It used to be.
Oh, man.
Yeah, that's what I said.
Core now.
Oh, this is your fault.
It's fine. I have the cards on.
I know what that's why I'm on my password.
You're not going?
How do we leave the card chat it's on Apple pay good thank you guys can I
I've never seen
Thank you so much
The hall is actually a movie, bro
Hopefully we have service in the middle of the water
I mean, I think we should
Yeah, I hope so, we should
Back down here, maybe
I'm ready
Oh, I gotta wear that?
In case it flips
It's not going to flip
Who's going with you?
Wait, so what's the likelihoodness of it flipping?
It's never flipping.
Never?
Challenge.
Can you guys give me a kid's one by accident?
Ready?
Ready!
Oh, it's already out there.
Oh my God.
I'll put it in the water for you, okay?
There's no weight limit, right?
Oh wait, wait, Russell, can you take my shoes then?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, stupid dude!
Oh, stupid dude!
He's positive! This is not going to simple click!
Okay.
Did you take this?
Ah, yeah.
Alright, so once you guys get in the open water, just stay within the boogie line.
Okay.
I've got a big spoon.
Got it.
What are you guys saying, GG?
That's how you steer, huh?
Did you hit?
I was a little steering and just you.
Shit.
Wait, how are we supposed to get over this?
What?
What do you mean?
But I didn't know this was a fucking workout.
I didn't know this was a workout.
Dude, this is hard.
As you don't flip it, these are both of our phones. We be fucked.
And the board goals in here.
I didn't know we had to work.
Dude, this is hard work.
They're saying there's an alligator.
No. Oh fuck no.
Feel the water. Feel good if you have little toesies.
Do you want me to try jumping real quick?
Are you going to get back off?
I don't know.
Let's go fast, ready?
No, not!
I don't think they're possible to flip.
No, I don't think so.
I want to jump off.
Should we go all the way over there?
Really?
Who just said I see a shark?
Sail Don.
That's not even funny if there's a shark.
Dude, we're fucked.
We're in the middle ocean.
They're all saying there's a shark.
Bro!
Bro, they need to get a motor on this bitch, bruh!
Dude, I'm tired. Should we just chill in the middle?
Maybe like a portable water bottle on this bitch?
Ah, hot.
I don't wanna go into water.
How hard do you think it is to get back up?
Bro, not hard at all.
Alright.
How did you jump in with my vest on?
If you want, you want me to take this?
Do you see what happens?
You see him? I don't know.
I don't want to be soaked.
Yeah, then we need to be soaked in Steven's car.
Let me just see you wait.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Dude.
What if there's sharks in here?
I'm not going to push him, Chad.
Ow!
What?
I keep banging my fucking out for me on this.
Do you want the chat back?
No, hold on.
Oh my gosh, you're sharp.
Where? Where?
Okay, I'm kidding.
I could get us...
Oh my gosh, Drew.
Drew what?
Was there something under there?
No, but I think there was something in there.
Should I just jump in?
Use that and then look at it.
Just fuck it.
Come on.
If I screamed, it acts like I fell in.
That's the only thing I fell in.
Hey, what if he has to come out the way
if he starts swimming out here?
It's very... it's like climatic.
I know I thought we got to be like flying on the water
I thought we might be going like a hundred miles an hour like zipping around the water instead
We're just on like a little dump like a little cute gate right now. Oh, no
It's kind of like okay
Yeah, possibly hey, yo
True what I said I'm here. Yeah, wait, why is it not dude?
What ever stuff
Look at my corny, ha ha
What's that saying you're saying ball shark gg there's not a shark in a kiddie pool chat
Russell side jump in Russell Russell wait, bro. They're gonna hear you
I have a vest on
if you want
fuck, wasted $150 maybe?
yeah, big waste of $150
fuck, they were like all my albumies
super basic
yeah, but I thought this shit was gonna be fucking like
like zoom into the water
look at this view
this is a crazy view though
so Chad, if you guys don't know, this right here is called the Atlantis
So this whole entire building in city used to be under water.
I don't know if you guys remember the SpongeBob movie, so right?
So this whole thing was completely under water and then the water levels fell.
So the city came back above water and now it's a hotel.
We're not hitting it.
We're really going to do better.
I guess I am.
Wait, I think we're on the wrong side, Lace.
How are you gonna get over the rocks?
Oh, turn around, turn around, turn around.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I know that, I just realized.
This is a kid's swimming section.
Hey, reverse, reverse.
Put the pedal back there.
It's all right, kids.
Going backwards.
Careful, don't hit the rock.
Titanic
Okay
Okay, and now
Are we not going
Here's more work. Well, I didn't think I was gonna have a workout today, dude
In the hot sportsy sun
Sun
I need a Pina Colada.
I need a Bahamas Pina Colada.
Wait, what about this side?
No, this is the side we came in on.
They see me rollin'!
Uh...
What are we not supposed to be doing in the shower line?
It's getting hard.
I think we broke it.
We're stuck.
Look, he's getting out of us.
Huh?
Pull it in?
He said he got it.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you for letting us ride.
Hold on, Lace.
Yeah, that's what I said.
That was $150 for five minutes.
The water feels so good.
Yes, so warm.
Yeah, I thought I was gonna be like flying around in there, bro
Don't say fuck don't fucking say signing check
They can't look like
Ah, just today.
Nice.
Yeah.
You about to have a casino tonight?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll be there.
I'll have a casino tonight.
All right, thanks.
Hey there, what's up, man?
Nice to meet you, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you, man.
Have you called?
Hey, so I'll put your stock in my backpack, you did?
Yeah.
Thank you, Russell.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Oh, wow.
Thank you, guys.
Yeah, let's do it, bro.
Thank you, brother.
You guys are hired in.
When you all get here?
Ah, today.
Today?
Right here.
I think some of them are down here.
I got it.
I got it.
Take your knees off a little spin right here.
They go fast as hell.
Or you can take it.
OK.
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you too.
How's it going?
You two have a good vacation.
Son.
You know, I need some hot sauce.
I have some hot sauce.
Oh, you're good, bro.
Let's do it. Let's do it. You have a shit fit
Thank you too. Oh my god, Lisa. You look sexy. Thank you ladies. Thank you. I
I didn't hear that, bro. I didn't hear that one.
They're yelling and shit, dude.
That's what I'm saying. W5.
I don't even see 5.
Should we check if there's a bar?
There's gotta be a bar.
Yellow Pina Colada?
Oh.
I'm good, bro. I'm gonna die. Thank you very much.
Stop.
I'm gonna try to check and make sure it's good and long as well.
That's not a bad idea. What if it's different?
I'm not getting Shake Shack though.
What if Shake Shack is different here?
We are into Bahamas, we have to eat Bahamian food.
Bahamian Shake Shack.
Wait, can I check my phone to see if they ever answer on the score?
Yeah, check.
Surely there's like a bar, right?
Excuse me, man.
Where's the bar?
Shake Shacks that will be bar open?
it when we bar open okay they have inside inside there's bars yeah okay thank
you maybe we maybe we take a little ride to go to sleep no like hey like
let's like let's blow this place like let's blow this place you know I mean
Probably don't say that.
Alright, bad idea to say in public.
Let's make like a tree and leaf.
So how do we leave?
No, we can blow this place and then hit like maybe like a Bohemian bar.
Surely there's a bar somewhere.
Should we text what's his name? Stephen to pull up?
He said he'll be right up front.
Oh, I got it. Was that true Russell?
I don't remember that part.
Are you not adding FBI?
You
If you walk into another wall, I'll hide this camera.
Walle walk, walle walk, walle walk, walle walk.
We're like put photo.
We're in the middle of the next round.
Dude, this tunnel is never ending.
Probably not.
Oh my god, Chad, do we have a tunnel here?
Chad, Chad, we're in never ending tunnel.
Yeah, we're on it.
This is what the tunnel would be trying to go through.
We have Birit now though.
No, you're good. You don't have to run. We have Birit.
We have Birit in round tunnel.
Yeah, we just went through round tunnels.
Oh my god.
This time again.
This is the one we... This is the ladies.
That was the same lady who said we couldn't go through.
Well, good thing we didn't, because we would have been at the...
I don't want to see the shopping center.
Everything might be closer, but we can't go through.
What's up?
You guys good?
Yeah, it's so crazy. We've been running everywhere.
Oh, for real? You guys know where the shopping center is?
I appreciate y'all.
You can walk through the casino, and then I try to call the door down.
Alright, cool. Thank you guys.
This is nuts.
Hey, y'all got drinks with the bar?
I'm not drinking.
Hey, I'm going to drink.
I'm going to drink with the bar.
If you're on the table, we drinks just got to the bar something.
Bet. Do you know that?
Thank you guys.
Bet, appreciate y'all.
I'll do a message to you today.
I'll see you later.
Good night, boy.
Wait, so we're gonna walk through the casino and not sit down at a little flourishing?
Come on, now.
Ideas are in the car.
So maybe I don't care here?
Shall we?
Marlin died. How did Marlin die?
Wait.
The shops, the shoppets, wait why do they call them shoppets here?
Where do you see that?
Crystal Fort Shoppets.
Oh, I think that's how you spell shoppets.
So are my toes nasty?
I got a little sand on it right now.
But I feel like I have nice toes.
A little 5k blackjack handchat.
If you guys want to see Casino and stuff, just wait for like 10 minutes bro.
Another like two or three hours
We'll get crazy
All this shit feels like you just stepped in a baby
Or even over here
I think we just walked through them, no?
That's all of them.
Oh, this feels just like Vegas.
Oh, wow, the blackjack table.
only in the car i had 300 bucks in the car
even all the top of my head it's in my is it in my spring bio it's in my
it's in my spring bio
I'll put it in the actual book
that was not the one shit
picture
where's the shots Russell was just after the direction
Don't tell me more than it's dead
Are you lazy to get a picture?
I got it.
Sweet kid.
W Stoley's, it's not about so great.
He's so down there, he's probably more than enough.
Hopefully, it's a plan.
Nice to meet you guys.
There's some shops down the road.
Hey, W Stoley for asking for that picture up there, Chad.
Let me just go in and chat.
Kind of gets me riding dirty.
Security doesn't blow.
I think they're mad children.
He's that racy.
Oh, that's right.
He's in a little triangle, I think.
I saw it.
Christ no way, Christian Louboutin.
It's a little crack-amp film in the store.
You called me the king of the Bahamas, didn't you?
I'm not in the King of the Suyonnavo.
What is this? What is Jean-Bourg?
I never heard of Jean-Bourg.
Cartier?
Marina stuff in the next one.
I think we circle back around, hit the bar, grab a little paintful out of the door, hit the road.
Chad, what did you guys talk about?
I don't know.
Because the thing is, we go back to the house for a little bit, and then we chill at the house,
talk the loop, see if he's awake, and then maybe we go get a little dinner,
get a little Bahamian dinner, not a match out at all.
He didn't sleep because he wasn't like flying, so he was like awake his whole flight.
meant to be exploring fatty? Yeah, we're at a hotel that we're not even staying at.
Well, I'm not gonna lie, I'm coming here and robbing the whole thing.
We just went on a boat ride after it was closed, went on a beach, looked at an
Aquarius, now we're at a hotel we're not even staying at. This is the
definition of exploring. You're just a retail.
Getting crazy, folks. Insane looks.
I'm not glad to hold it that much longer.
No, no, but I don't want you to doubt.
What do we want to spend back here?
The end goal of 25 cents from Drew.
What 25 cents?
No.
25 cents we get you?
No, because that's just going to refund it.
No, it's not.
I'm calling my bank.
Oh, you're going to call your bank? That's what. Now I have it on.
I don't know, I thought you said yo Mappy, I heard Lopes, he said Mappy, I heard Lopes,
He said, Mattlin, a little fun smile.
I think he probably saw a clip, maybe of me and Hardling,
and thought that the R, and maybe the R was mis-tagged as a team,
and thought my name was Mattlin.
I'm not sure.
Oh!
He said, y'all was good, Mattlin.
That's my drone, I'm the king.
So long.
So long.
So long.
It's my turn.
It's my turn.
It's on you.
It's a gift.
The Florida twister, say.
Not the Florida twister.
Now someone edit that and make it say something funny.
No, it's going to say King.
I'm the king of Calabasas, the king of the Bahamas.
King of the food court.
Man, that is a good thing we can stay here.
Actually, we're a bit infinite pictures.
3, 2, 1, come on, hold on here.
Hi, Mrs. Wall, how you doing?
Why are you calling my mom?
Why are you calling my mom, bro?
Bro, why are you calling my mom?
Let me talk to Mrs. Wall!
Why? Why are you hitting her up?
I think we're calling her like Darla or something.
No, I was calling Mrs. Wall.
Why are you calling my mom? She's right there.
Why are you calling my mom?
Hi Mrs. Wall.
Yes, how are you doing?
I'm doing great, just wanted to say hello and say, you know, maybe I'll see you again
soon because we're coming to New Jersey.
Okay, I'll see you then.
Have a good one, bye.
Let's go!
It's going to be with your mom!
Ha ha!
Have a good one, my boy.
You're a target.
Let's go, it's got to be with your mom!
Ha-ha!
You just bet on France today to win.
Hey!
Congratulations, man.
Good job staying yesterday.
You're two brothers.
Well, France is winning the whole thing.
Yeah, of course.
W Timbin, W Timbin.
Strip it, maybe.
Infinite Lacey Thug Spawner.
Nice to meet you guys.
Timbin and Layla, yo.
This chap, bro.
boy he's just waiting out front
we're right here
no way to get streets that involved, it's not even awesome
the other thing is one group of kids foundation and they all went and told all the other group of kids
Timbin is 30, no he's not.
You guys went on the boat and daddy came up next to you.
Oh Russell, you saw your Lacey story and you want to come and help me.
Oh that Lacey ass story bro.
You didn't hear what happened on the back of each?
What?
I heard a girl say, Lacey, you're so sexy.
I was like, really?
That's weird.
You were probably the same one who came up to me.
They were 13.
Wait, I need an attempt to save it.
He's right here.
Okay.
You sure?
Yeah.
I know.
All right.
I'm not gonna lie, WS Lantus, they were actually,
no one cared about filming.
They just let us pretty much do whatever at the Lantus.
Shout out to the Lantus, man.
Now, Chad, should we go back to the house and maybe get Luke and then hit it like a
little food spot slash bar?
You're ready.
That's not him.
That's Leo.
That's not him?
We're ready, Stephen.
Oh, yeah.
We got some good food in.
Oh, it's beautiful.
That's amazing, Leo.
You should have seen it.
Leo, or Stephen.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
You got some good footage.
Oh, it's beautiful.
That's amazing, Leah.
You should have seen it.
Leah, or Stephen.
I need to name myself here.
I was on the beach.
These girls came up to me.
You were on the beach?
We were on the beach.
And these girls came up to me.
They were harassing me.
They told me to take my shirt off.
They called me sexy.
Yeah.
I thought it was going to stop me on the balcony.
Oh, they were very nice.
Yeah?
Maybe we got lucky.
You got lucky.
Yeah, you got something on the day.
And now, I think we're going to go back to the house for a little bit and then, do you know any good like, like maybe like a little bar and food spot where we can go to the bar and get some drinks and to eat?
Oh, let's see.
Let's see, what if we go, you're going house first?
Yes, I want to see the gang.
And then we'll go maybe we go back to where we were last night because there were some bars
They just have so many spots or maybe you think more downtown wherever could hit down it could be anywhere
Same thing every trip. I mean
There we are.
They're running.
Are we back?
Yeah, I don't think so.
We're at 8F now.
Alright, got my seatbelt on track.
Is that a rollercoaster?
Bro, that's a part lane.
We're on a different island right now.
What island is this called?
Long Paradise?
Shit, no shit, huh?
It's not Little St. James.
Chad, I'm telling y'all, if you guys in this chat were here right now, and y'all try to
pina colada, you would be like, oh, I'm telling y'all right now pina colada, it hates in the
We have pyramids here?
No, we don't have pyramids.
I'm getting trolled now.
Somewhere in Africa.
Just get that shit and get that troll in here right now.
Go to the pyramids.
Sigh.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Wait, does my title say IRL bingo?
What does not?
Yo, this chat is so annoying.
Chat, IRL bingo, tomorrow with Luke.
Chat, what's happening?
You guys want me to go live tomorrow morning, be honest.
Whatever time you guys say you want me to go live, I will go live.
They're gonna say 6am, bro.
No, they're not.
9am, 6am, 6am, 3am.
Okay, give me a realistic time chat.
Realistically, I'm not going live till at least noon.
Brother, why would you ask for it that time if you're giving them a glimmer?
They feel like we're going on the roller coaster.
Whoa, this is actually scary, dude.
Has this bridge ever fell down?
The call update said I aro bingo today, that's why.
I already explained this in the beginning of the stream, Ralph.
If you weren't here, that's your fault you can go into fucking bottom.
How's that, huh?
Put him my foot down.
Island luck!
You got my luck?
You have no aura?
Oh, I have no aura?
I have no word.
Don't want to see word?
Yeah, sure.
Well, how would I do it?
What?
I want to see if I buy a GMT SIM card and put it in a backpack.
What would that work?
I wonder if this water's hot?
Oh, yeah.
I can't see the chat no more.
But Drew, now I can't see the chat so I can't talk to you.
Bro, if you can't talk to yourself for five seconds...
You know what I thought about, Chad?
I talk to you guys more than I talk to anybody in the whole entire world.
Isn't that kind of sad?
Go to the Red Lake District. I think that is here, dude.
How is that sad? It's your job?
Yo, this is not my job.
Streaming is not my job.
I'm just gonna have a sip of this water and see if it's hot.
Why would it be cold?
Because it has a tower at the front of it.
There's hot water, cold water in the house.
Oh yeah, it's hot.
Why does it smell like Tata Tata?
What is that, bro?
What is that? Let me see, is that meat?
Bro, it's a king of Atlantis.
Let me see. Why did you edit meat?
Bro, it's not edited.
So, so I...
So I brought a million cheeseburgers to Atlantis and sat on the throne and made myself fat.
Sounds about right.
Like, why do y'all edit me to be fat?
Do you talk to us more than your girlfriend?
Yes.
Unironically, yes.
If I'm alive every day for 10 hours and I never stop talking, then that means I'm talking
to y'all 10 hours a day and then I'm sleeping during the night you only stream twice a week
for four hours. So here's the thing, because now that y'all are saying that and lying about
that, I'm about to start doing that. If y'all say that I only stream twice a week for four
hours, I'm about to actually only start streaming twice a week for four hours. How you guys
doing love the Bahamas
we got the American Embassy so that's where all the Americans go to jail
You are so stupid.
Can you move your head back a little bit?
Dude, you're an asshole.
Why'd you do that?
I wanted to have to move my head back.
You see this?
This is the lightning, and this is the thunder.
And you're about to get a storm.
Ow, ow, ow.
They're all saying ow.
Don't hit us.
I got you all.
Ow!
Fuck that hurry little sack shit.
Hey!
Stop punching them.
You look like a skinned gecko.
I've never been called a skinned gecko in my life.
It wasn't even me.
Dude, you know what I really thought of Bahamas?
All the houses are so colorful.
Like, there's a red house right there.
There's a blue house right there.
There's a pink house over there.
Bro, they should call this place the Rainbow Amas!
Not even a cackle?
Not even a single Kequah.
Ah, that was so funny, please tip me a little bit.
Wait, they have yacht parties in the Bahamas?
Put it on your life jet.
Crash a little yacht party?
Do you use nose enhancements?
I don't even like, what does that mean?
Nose enhancements?
Do you guys think, Chad, do you guys think we get a um...
Hey, if you guys think if we get a pineapple from the coconut tree, it'll actually have
stuff in it or no.
How is that a sped question?
How is that a sped question?
Some coconuts, if you get them from a coca tree, they don't even work.
So how, oh my gosh, wait, is that a bar right there?
That's Tiki Bikini Bar, yeah.
Tiki Bikini Bar.
And there's a...
You said pineapple?
No, I did not say pineapple, y'all.
I'm not getting rage-rated. I did not say pineapple.
Yes, you did. No, I didn't.
Oh, gosh, you did.
That's how I know I didn't, because you said oh, gosh.
Swim with pigs? Don't worry, Shadow. Swim with pigs one of the days.
Don't you worry, one of the days these pigs are going to see me coming and I'm going to get on my knees and I'm going to point like a pig and I'm going to play with the pigs in the mud.
Holy traffic in the Bahamas.
There's actually traffic here.
You don't necessarily realize any place you go in the world that has cars there's traffic
No shit, that's not a no shit cuz some places you go you don't expect there to be any traffic
Some please girl this chair you guys act like no one else. I don't want to talk to you
Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. I'm not talking to you. Don't talk to me. I
Don't want to talk to you guys
What is that please what the what what is that
They built a dam to water line against pirates back in the day.
Against pirates?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
That was an accident.
It looks like they got like a bar and stuff there.
Oh, right there, yeah.
That's a bar too.
It's a chicken club.
It's a restaurant.
We might have to pop out there.
What's a restaurant?
We might have to pop out there.
Or what?
Back to the house and then we hit the chicken bar?
Yeah.
I'll go to the house and then hit the spot.
They're cricket.
Okay.
What's it called?
Cricket?
Cricket Club.
You know what they mean?
Cricket?
Oh, yeah.
What they play in England?
Cricket Club.
Like the park shelves.
Bro, we should pop out there.
That'll be lit.
That'll get us to be lit.
We're to bro.
Oh, another thing Chad.
Do you guys know what this is?
It's fine if I'm not walking with socks like walking around in bare feet.
Can you guys tell me what it is instead of saying you?
It's not cancer.
Hey, spit fungus.
Can't tell by risk.
Planters want it.
Yo, I don't have a planter's wart.
I looked at a bar right there too.
We can make that spot lit.
You're gonna die.
It's called athlete's foot. That would make sense.
See someone actually telling me something useful in the chat that actually would make sense. It would make sense that I
would have athlete's foot. Excuse me!
Question, where did you get that coconut?
from fish fight excuse you where did you get the coconut what what's ah
Tiki Makini?
Okay.
What's that?
A little attitude for wallet.
Take control of this woman and do her life if I want.
She's not trying to help you?
Yeah, that's fine.
It's not her wallet. It's not her rastnet.
Russell, did you just type on your alt-tri-kfc's new menu?
you know that is definitely your own so what was the name of the water trash
that's definitely she has a boyfriend leave her alone they see you have
athletes foot because you're an athlete and you grew up playing a bunch of
sports that makes sense
Stephen, who do you think the most handsome person in this car is right now?
No, I can't.
Just be honest.
I'll be honest.
I'll be honest.
I only feel honest.
The first person you looked at was me in the mirror.
I'm just saying it.
Who do you think, Stephen?
Adam Buster, like, in a non-weird way.
Who do you think the most handsome is?
I can't say.
Who do you think the most handsome is?
Okay.
I'm a log fan basically.
No, no, no.
Stephen, who do you think it's the most girls?
Yeah, who do you think it's the most girls?
I say the kid on the list.
I said a kid on the road.
He's gay.
I'm not gay.
I'm not gay.
They're mad because I get so many girls.
He likes dudes.
They're just jealous because I get so many girls.
Yup.
They'll leave Steven.
Who just said Steven is blind?
I don't think you guys rejects me.
You said you'd get six of gigs.
You like six of gigs.
What are you doing to what?
Oh they have cock chowder there.
No they have cock chowder.
That's what Steve was talking about the cock chowder.
Cock.
Cock chowder.
You're a dutch.
No, Russell, you want to hear the biggest fold in the history of boats?
What?
One on the street yesterday?
I asked him about it.
Dude.
Bro, what do you want?
What do you want me to say?
Bro, a girl comes up to me.
If you want to know what he said.
If you want to know what he said.
I'm not even trolling.
Like, that's a good match.
If I say no, I'm going to ask.
Nobody ever said to me off-street.
He's not going to deny it.
He said, why the fuck would I talk to her?
He said why the fuck when I talked to her she watches lacy streams. I swear to God
I'm not say that. What'd you say that? I'm not saying I said I said if I said no, I'm an asshole if I say yes
It's just cringe. That's not what you said. Well if a girl comes up to you and says I
Drew's literally my crush and she's talking about how she had a dream about going on a date with you
And she asks for your Instagram. Oh, I said follow me on Instagram
That's so like that's not a shot girls. What I wasn't I wasn't trying to shoot it
I wasn't trying to shoot a shot you didn't have to
She gave you the ball at the free throw a lot of impact often didn't even play defense
It was you didn't even you didn't even need to shoot a shot. She literally shot it for you. Yes
And like, I don't know
She was really cute, right?
Well, she was just like,
man, girl, awesome.
Bro, if you, you know that me rustled the chat,
and everybody will still be like,
I'm not gonna fire you.
How is that gay?
Like, we're gonna accept you no matter what.
How is that gay?
I'm serious.
Don't be a star.
No, how is that gay?
Like, find a friend.
I will genuinely,
How is that gay?
How is that gay?
No, un-dota.
If I said no, I'm an asshole.
If I said yes, it's just cringe.
No, that's not cringe.
It's not cringe.
It's not cringe.
Girl asked you for your Instagram and you say yeah.
Offstream!
Onstream is just cringe.
Well like, well bro, when girls come up to me, it's just like, yeah, I'll give you
my number too and I'll have to get to know you.
Yeah.
What's wrong with getting a bunch of girls to do that to me all the time?
Sure, we can maybe use some food sometime.
Here's my Instagram.
Yeah.
Offstream!
You can see they're silent behind the camera.
Onstream is cringe.
I don't care.
Onstream is cringe.
No, it's just cringe.
Chad, is that cringe?
On stream if a girl asked you for his number and he said yeah, let's get some food sometime.
Bro, I said, I said do you have me on Instagram or something?
It's just no game though.
I'm not trying to shoot games.
You didn't even say the name of the game.
Bro, I'm not even queuing up.
He said yeah, follow me.
Bro, I'm not even queuing up.
You're not queuing up?
Like don't think about it.
I said queuing up.
I said queuing up, bro.
We know you're not queuing up.
That's what we're saying.
If you don't want to play solos on this region anymore and you want to switch over to the
region we accept you know I'm just I'm just not trying like
region's fine though I'm not so I only switch regions
something's definitely off that's what I'm saying you're so retarded
Brian is just spamming W's.
Well those are the bots, those are some of your bots.
Brian and ICBJ, how many kekwas are there going to be in the kickchat?
Oh my god, I can't wait to see all the kekwas whenever you do like a $5,000 buy and then you just get fucking nothing and then they're all just going to kekwa.
Can everyone do their favorite kekwa?
There are going to be so many kekwas tonight, there are going to be so many.
every all KFC yes also Steve whatever soda you told us to get that one amazing
to that she's got to you yeah yeah I think it was a little warm a fucking
moment what is it called a what boom they punch a boom they punch yeah
Chad, who in the chef's had a goombay punch before in the Bahamas? Apparently it's like a Bahamas thing.
Keck, Rito.
It's a Bahamas, maybe in soda.
Maybe in soda.
Kids, we're killing you.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're killing you.
I look you on another one. This shit's a big deal.
I didn't finish mine. I'm killing them.
I'm killing you.
No, you're not.
You're not.
Bro, you're asking if it's a darling and then she drank half the thing. That's your fault.
I'm killing your shit.
No, you're not.
I'm killing your shit.
You're not killing my shit.
So what do you mean tonight?
As soon as I get back home, I'm killing your shit.
Bro, what are you saying?
You know what I'm saying.
You're tired.
Don't act like you don't want it.
Why do you say it like that?
Wait, Steven, can you get Goombay Punch in a bottle or no?
No.
Wait, we're not gonna piss off for Goombay Punch?
Goombay Punch here?
Oh, yeah.
They have Goombay Punch here!
Wait, can we go in and grab something?
We gotta get a Goombay Punch!
Let's go get a goomba punch.
We'll be right back.
Alright, so check. There's a bohemian soda.
Apparently it's like the most popular soda in the Bahamas called a goomba punch.
Wait, how do you know? He just pulled over.
I don't know, but I gotta get a goomba punch.
Surely they have one.
Oh, I don't know if they're gonna have them.
I'll see it.
You know what, I'll check over here.
Let's try over here, maybe.
They're gonna be east.
Found it?
Kumbay Punch. Bahamas Kumbay Punch. Oh my God.
And we have to get Steve on.
I guess you know one?
Yeah, I took the clutch for one minute and 30 seconds.
Four goombay punches.
That's good.
Give you kick-hats, do you?
Son.
Little goombay punch?
Yeah.
How are you all from?
Uh, Los Angeles.
What's down in the mountain?
First time I'm trying goombay punch.
Apparently it's a legend here.
Yes.
I'm excited to punch.
How you doing?
Four goombay punches, please.
It's not lickering here.
Oh, they literally sold on McDonald's.
What's up, man? How you doing?
How does it get effect? Of course, bro.
Here we go, first goomba punch.
Nice little fizz.
Shout out to all the bikinis, man.
Wow.
Wow.
Tastes like a sweet little pineapple soda.
Oh that's good!
Oh that's really good!
Oh shit!
First time, first time?
First time?
I heard it's popular!
I have to bring a little goomba punch put some vodka in it
At least ask if we do so just use oh shit
Maybe get addicted to the gym? That's boring, but I'd rather get addicted to Goombay Punch.
What exactly is in a Goombay Punch? It's the sweet thing that hits your throat at the
same time when it's cold. It's like a rush. It gets you a little high.
Like lean.
You know it would go good with a gourmet punch, Steven?
What's that?
A little walk.
That's my Russell.
You're asking me to use your jumpsuit?
Yeah, those guys are on the test.
We can use them?
Yeah.
I saw water sports in the back of the...
Let's see if that's yours.
Oh, thank you.
Yep.
How is it?
Oh, that's amazing.
Whoa, herd cars on the other side.
Herds, steer wheels on the wrong side.
Oh
They drove out here for a drove from Japan here
Wait NMS raid
We got a NMS raid in an M3 raid at the same time. What's up?
Hopefully the game was fun, guys.
Shout out to France for winning, man.
Voss, Voss, Voss, France!
Voss, France, and Bop-A-Godio!
Go, friend.
Alarm.
I
Chat I actually I want to go to a
Few football games. I was here's what I was thinking. I
Was thinking whoever wants to go because I was talking to Marlin about this
So it would be at least me and Marlin
But like if Jason wanted to come he Ron wants to come
We should do a week during the World Cup where we go to like different states
And we just go to like like cannot a tour but like a little mini week long thing where we go from like let's just say
Game in LA then we fly to New York do like a day IRL in New York go to a game the next day then we fly to
Miami go to a game there for like a week where we all just travel and go to go to a bunch of games
I think I'll be fun
Because me I'm a big I'm a big football fan big World Cup fan personally
Let's go Spain. Let's go to La Mena Mall also
I think New Zealand's gonna do very good with Tim Paney, so...
They doing that right now without you.
Oh.
They're already doing that right now.
Oh.
Okay.
Wait, where are they going after Texas?
What game are they going to?
Come on.
Oh, they're going to watch Porsche go tomorrow.
Oh.
Maybe I'll maybe I'll do it by myself to chat on the phone.
Hello?
Who's here?
Hi.
We're after you.
Are you hiding in a closet, son?
We're after you.
Thanks a lot, Harpick.
I thought I had my dolls in there.
Alright, we're back.
Hold on, I want you to see this.
Hold on, that's what I'm saying.
Rod, Larry saw you guys in the mirror when we walked in.
What are you?
Heh, why are you hiding in a bathroom, son?
I wasn't...
Is that a bathroom?
How is your trip?
What are you doing?
How is your trip?
What trip?
Why are you holding me in your arms, doesn't he?
Yeah!
Because of who the fuck is this?
Wait, who?
I don't know.
Oh, it's Valencia, the Valenciaga lady.
Oh, shit.
Wait, that means a new job.
Oh my god.
Wait, can you remind me to check the text to you?
Yeah.
I don't think I'm proud.
Are you fated?
Dude, I'm exhausted. I've been slept in my-
No way you got some weed from me.
Look at me! Look at me!
Look at me! Are you high right now?
No.
Hey, uh, are you high?
No, I'm not high.
So how, your $30,000 backpack doesn't work,
but the phone works.
I like that one, not the Samsung.
You guys like the Samsung's anymore?
I don't use Samsung.
Yeah, great, I guess.
Can I come in?
Can I come in?
No?
I think we're out of here.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Just keep it that way. Keep it that way. I'll do something.
Cringe.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
What's up, Jeremy?
Jeremy.
Bro, can you entertain the streamer or something?
Are you supposed to be a streamer?
Bro, I didn't know you were going to point the camera over me, asshole.
Bro, did you apply for a streamer university?
Yeah, yeah!
Are you an idiot?
Why?
Ah!
Ah!
Ha ha ha!
Why am I an idiot?
Why didn't you come to a streamer university?
Come here.
What?
I didn't know what this bit's about to be.
What?
I already know what's about to happen, but go for it.
No, nothing's going to happen.
I just want you to just understand somewhere.
But you consider yourself wealthy.
Yeah.
Okay.
You think a normal man like me, six foot two, shredded, can just buy a plane ticket.
Yes.
Randomly.
I guarantee you make at least $5,000 a month from twitching.
Oh, you're gone.
I wish.
That's my highest amount.
I do the math.
It's probably on like 4.2K.
More like three
Three three point five
So I need you to re-evaluate yourself, okay? No because here's the thing is a plane ticket to LA economy, maybe like $400
But four hundred
I knew it had some places to stay and yeah first of all you have a place to stay second of all if you would have just texted me and said
Hey, can you get me a ticket to LA for sure university?
I would have paid for that immediately. But why would I ever ask you for money like that?
What's on your teeth?
Oh, you eatin'?
I was snackin' a little bit.
Oh, you eatin' some Giorgios?
Goddamn, look!
Oh, hell, man, those things.
Goddamn!
Those things are good.
You took out a whole row!
They're dangerous, man.
I'm telling you, try one and you'll eat the whole thing.
They're so good.
You took out a whole row!
That was a nice sight.
That's a good flavor.
That is a good flavor.
That's a great flavor.
Did I trust you?
No, there's no doubt about it.
Nice to be in there.
I'm gonna go for a club.
Come on, let's go.
Bro, why are you...
Dude, you just killed a whole thing of Oreos.
There's no way you got it down a Big Mag.
This isn't a Big Mag. It's healthier.
What is it? Quarter pounder?
Yes. It is healthier.
It's like six out of a calories.
Way healthier.
So, let me get it straight.
You didn't even think to come to LA for streaming university.
Well, I don't mind.
Bro, I saw everybody, like, waiting out, like, you know, like,
it's not even guaranteed.
No, but it gets you in.
Okay, you want me to tell you the truth about streaming university?
The auditions?
And I've been wanting to say this, actually.
People are a bunch of idiots.
I'm gonna say that right now.
People are a bunch of idiots.
And I'm gonna tell you why.
Because all these streamers...
What are you doing?
Listen, all these streamers went to the Schumer University auditions thinking that they were
genuinely going to get accepted into Schumer University by auditioning in person when that's
just simply not the case.
I see so many clips of people complaining about, oh, I've been stuck in this room all
day.
Oh, I've been waiting in line for two days.
First off, I never told anybody to wait in line.
They waited in line by their own will.
off if all these streamers are in one place in a room instead of complaining
about waiting and being there, network, talk to other streamers, create content,
prove that you can create content in that space. All these streamers that are
now complaining about, oh I didn't get in, I didn't get to do this, I just wait in
this room for six hours while they're sitting in rooms with other streamers.
You, you just prove you can't create content in that environment.
Literally, like, you just prove that by sitting there complaining and then blaming Kai.
They think Kai's a fucking superman and can go through 10,000 people.
No, but I guarantee Kai would be scolded in C-Stream University Clips.
I guarantee if there were content creators there that were smaller and they got a funny clip
or they posted a clip, Kai's gonna see that.
But no, instead they'd rather sit there and complain and claim a victim and try and blame Kai.
It is bullshit. It is. And it made me mad because I see all these people complaining when Kai didn't have to go in person and Kai didn't stream.
He didn't stream. He was giving other streamers opportunities to go get their names out there to go create content on their platforms.
And that was him basically doing a favor of getting people an opportunity to put their names out there and people want to sit here and complain.
Okay, so one more time, you said, though, could you produce a new room?
We did it.
We did it.
If the room I was in, when it was me, Ron, Marlene, Jason was there, Haskell was there,
a bunch of other streamers were there, Donna was there.
We all created content.
We were running around having fun.
And then you look at the other room, it has people sobbing and complaining.
It's like, you think there's like over a million out there?
Nah, nah, I think it's like 30 to 50k
of actual like video like applications.
You think it's more?
Yeah.
How much do you think like is actually gonna be reviewed?
Well, if you gotta stay in touch and start dick riding,
you know what I'm saying?
It's facts, it's actual facts.
And if you don't agree with what I'm saying,
you're just like shallow headed,
You might like, just narrow-minded me, bro.
Well, that one's mine, isn't it?
Or no?
Oh, no, no, maybe.
That's fine, you can have it, I guess.
Yeah, that would be good.
You might have to cut it.
Where is mine?
Do you need that in the car?
Maybe I like mine in the car.
It might be yours.
Maybe I'll find it in the car.
You're right, I'll go the way with some glasses.
Just wrap around your big head.
Ha ha ha.
Did you like permafryde?
Dude, I had slept in so long, just horrible.
You used one of the customs, dude, and all.
No, that'll not be yours.
What is horrible?
Listen, are you coming out with us, Ray Arnav?
I came back for you.
For me.
So you kind of have to come walking by.
We're going to a food spot and a food bar.
And we're going to have pinacoladas.
And then we're going to grab some food.
Wait, am I allowed a treat here?
I'm gamble.
Look, I'm not gambling.
We're going to the casino and he's not streaming any more gameboy.
We... you can drink here.
And I have news.
I've never drank before.
I have news buddy.
Tomorrow, on our bingo card,
one of the bingo slots is...
get a drink from three different bars.
So, tomorrow, you will be getting little Lukey hammered.
I'm not getting hammered.
I'm not getting...
That's right.
She don't care how the chat, you don't care the content.
No, no, no. El Luke. El Luke, oh my gosh. No, no, no.
No, no, no. Go at it, go at it.
Spam el Luke.
Dude, I do it.
Now they love me.
El Luke, bro.
Doesn't care about the chat.
Doesn't care about the content.
Yeah, go ahead.
There it is.
Where is it?
Go ahead.
Dude, you have to.
That has to be the last thing we do, though.
Yeah, we end tomorrow night.
Because I cannot do that in a dual stream.
No, tomorrow night we'll go around
and we're going to get some pita migrant
banging in front of bars.
Dang it.
And we'll see Bahamian bars.
Other girls there?
Yep.
There and when there?
Yep.
You and Drew can, I mean.
Ha ha ha.
Huh?
You are high tail.
Bro I'm tired.
Bro, I mean, you definitely bought weed from Leo.
Yeah.
Bro, I'm telling you, doesn't being tired literally make you see things and stuff?
I'm delusional if you're tired to a point where you can't function.
So I haven't slept since I can't do that.
From this kill Red Bull, he'll be fine.
No, Russ, it's horrible for you.
You just downed it in time.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You ate a whole room over here talking about it.
It's horrible for you.
Oh, no, Russ, you had like two.
I had zero.
After like three or four days of no sleep,
then you'll start like maybe seeing like some hallucinations.
I'm going to go to the bathroom and take a little take-a-tink, okay?
And then I'll be right back and then you're coming with me when we're all right.
What?
Where are we going?
To a bar?
I'm going to go to the food.
to a bar and go get food.
I just ate.
Okay, you're gonna eat again.
I'm not eating again.
Brother, this is part of streaming. You have to eat.
No, you don't have to eat.
Drew, what did you eat for lunch?
I had a chicken sandwich and two chicken nuggets.
You ate this entire bag, you ate this entire bag, and then you ate this entire bag, and
who ate this?
That was definitely a garlub bite.
Is a garlub bite?
100%.
Yeah.
That's kind of sad.
So you guys are actually hungry?
I'm not starving.
You're coming.
You're coming.
Where are we going?
Tell me where we're going.
We're going to get food.
Where are we going to come back?
From the street?
Yeah.
Let's see if there's coconut water.
Come to the street?
Yeah, let's see if there's coconut oil in this thing.
Let's do that. Hey, that's fine. That's fine.
Why do you say I'm high, bro? I don't look that bad.
How do we get it?
Oh, my God, it's hot.
How do we get it, though?
We have to use...
Get on each other's shoulders.
I don't think that'll work.
Wait, you want to switch to the other iPhone?
Real quick, just so me and you both have phones?
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright, why are you all dancing to PDF?
How could we get this?
We need a tree.
Alright, on the plane.
I walked over here.
See?
It just connects to the earth.
Yes, I know, but I was connected.
I walked over here and it hit the earth.
No, there's no way there's anything in these little ass coconuts.
Yes, there is.
Roy, know what I'm doing.
We need to find something to go at.
Yes, but those are too small.
There's not going to be water in those.
There is.
But over 100% water in a coconut.
So y'all think there's coconut water in there?
Is this money?
What kind of money is this?
What kind of money is this?
That's bohemian.
Careful, bro, a million people a year die from coconuts.
Bro, do I look like a little bitch?
Bro, why don't you just climb the tree,
hug it and climb all the way up?
No, coconuts give you diarrhea.
Bro.
Oh my God, there might be water in the tree.
It's still got a cactus.
It sounds hollow though.
Yo, get me something.
There's a float.
There's a little floaty.
Hey, give me a chair.
Hey, keep drinking, you can get in there, keep drinking.
I don't know, man. You might have to really lock in.
Okay, wait.
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh.
You gotta jump.
Hold on.
Wait, this way I'm knocking if you guys need a gun.
Just jump, jump, do it and jump.
If it comes down and hits my head, I'm gonna die.
All right, do you want me to do it?
No, yes, I actually guess.
All right.
I want you to die.
I'll try.
There's gotta be something we can get the coke out with.
Are you trolling or are you actually on the truck?
You're not getting this.
They're saying it's not even a ripe, you can't get shit from that.
If I jump, am I gonna hit it?
Try?
Well, you gotta hit it.
You gotta hit it with the leg of the chair.
Wait, jump again?
Dude, why are you making fun of column jump?
I'm not, I'm saying do it again!
Get in with the leg of the chair!
Holy sissy jump!
I knew you jumped!
I mean you just clearly have never...
No, true!
You have never touched a field or a court in your life!
Yes, bro!
The leg of the chair!
Right here?
Yes, the leg of it hit it!
You're literally close with the leg of the chair!
Yes!
Bro, that's not coming down!
This is no laugh!
What if we use this car?
What?
Stanton bro. I bro we can figure out take the shirt trust me wait. I think it worked my leg is wet. I
Think there's a hole in that one
Oh look look my shoe
Can we cut down a tree? No, it's no wait a hole
It's not an unclean's bowl.
Wait, wait, just do this. The umbrella. How heavy is it?
Really heavy?
Yeah.
Yeah, but I think no, but you want it to jump a bit.
Yes, you do.
What if it works again? No, we gotta get something.
I'm telling you, there's-
Wait, who said this is illegal?
It's not fucking illegal to get a coconut from a tree, suck it.
Even when I'm the king of the Bahamas, does it matter?
All right, we have to find like a janitor's room.
Bro, we're in a house.
What do you mean a janitor's room?
Like a broom?
A janitor's room?
What are you talking about?
This.
Oh my God.
Clicks leaked.
What did Clicks leak?
What could he have possibly leaked?
Clicks leaked.
You just find a broom.
What did he leave?
Tap-cabs?
Classic.
What tap-cab?
Ow!
Bro, you need someone tall like me.
Yeah, just... wait, what if you just... wait, stay on the chair...
Oh, I don't know, that's a good idea.
The chair's giving you, like, not even a foot. It's not even a...
It's close.
What about a ladder? Is there a shed here?
Wait, try the other side.
I can't see something in my eyes.
No, the other side of the stick.
Because that part is harder, no?
What?
I'm coming. Hold on.
I see them do this in the barbarians.
You ready? You're going to stand on this.
Okay, stand on this and this will give you, let me see, from here to here, from my geography class.
That's a, hey buddy, what does it look like if you even put a little pressure and a fucking chair's gonna break?
You're good, you're good.
Honestly, I'll hold it for you.
Okay.
Just don't smack me.
Okay.
Ah!
Hold on, yeah, it's all dirty.
See?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Hit it with the other end.
That hand is not fucking sharp.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Dude, you guys are some sissy's.
Watch it bro. Do you need me to do it?
Oh yeah, let the juror do it.
Watch me bro.
Come on juror, me either end is sharp for you.
Yes, but this side is fucking soft as shit.
with that nice true nice true oh wow that's gonna work yeah oh yeah bro use
the other side dumbass hit it with the base
It's in like, breaks it's a window.
Well this side is true and false.
Wait, what if we just move the chair closer?
Wait, but now it's gonna land on my head.
No, hold.
What if we just throw a rock now?
Whoa, hold the chair!
Get it, get it.
Yo, you're actually a sissy.
You are genuinely a sissy boy.
Okay, do it then.
Nice.
Nice bro.
It's going to work on that end, right?
It's going to work on that end, right?
That's going to work, right?
That's going to work, right?
You're an actual idiot. It's because I'm so strong, bro
Fuck
Great
Someone said put a chair on top of the chair
Wait
What could be buying?
Do you guys think they sell like coconut pickers?
Oh my god they might.
Or like you like just chop that thing.
Wait, is there any coconut on these closer trees that are shorter?
No, we've got to get closer.
I want to try it.
What else could we use?
I want to try it.
What else could we use?
Hear me out. What if we put a chair on top of that table?
That's not still not going to be high enough.
Is there two tables? We move two tables?
I mean who's risking their life jerks? I know it's not going to be me or him.
It's gonna be you.
Bro, I can't climb a tree. I'll stand on top of a chair or a table than a chair.
I don't think a table and a chair is going to do anything.
What if I jump off of both and then, uh...
I have an idea, I have an idea.
Yes.
More on.
Oh my God.
Hey, what about one of these chairs?
Please, please.
What is she saying?
Close your eyes, close your eyes, trust me, that's the problem, close your eyes.
I mean, you have to just put your hand like this, but you told me to close my eyes.
Open your eyes, open your eyes, open your eyes, close your eyes and smile.
me smile yes just big smile close your eyes do it smile big smile no wider
wider hands yeah just like that okay open your eyes there we go stay like
that stay like that just like that yeah now say I love tap caps say I'm like
it's like like tap tap to my feed with Ted catch my feed with a man move your
arm like that
Uh, uh, uh, can we get back to business here?
What are you having a drink and eating breaks for, okay?
But we need to get this coconut.
Yeah, and you guys just drink.
We're supposed to be thirsty when we do get the coconut,
and then that's when the whores.
No, I'd say here.
I don't know what happened.
Oh, God.
Yeah, let's have Darla, bro.
Yeah, we're gonna get her.
You can't run me through.
Darla, come in.
Oh, jeez.
What is it?
I didn't see the video.
What is it?
Yeah.
So.
Oh, my God.
There's a ladder.
Show me, show me, show me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Listen.
Um, OK.
Oh, God.
Don't.
No.
I'm not about to say anything.
Listen, little mama.
Don't call me little mama.
What's up?
Daddy's trying to get.
No, no, no.
Daddy's trying to get a coconut from the tree.
Um, and I was wondering if you had any ideas on how I could get it down.
I mean, don't go on that ladder, you'll probably fucking fall on your head and break it.
You should go with your shoulder.
That's what I said.
You tried that.
My shoulder, I literally threw my shoulder over my back and bit him.
Yeah, he has a back.
Like, I'm not...
Do you even have a hospital in the bombs?
Yes.
They have no numbers.
So yeah, we don't know how to get it down.
We could try to move through the ladder right there.
I said give it a go.
Wait, there is a ladder.
I said give it a go.
I mean, why not?
Let's see.
Wait, it's actually sturdy.
Yes.
All right, let's look at this.
Who's the last one?
I thought you were.
And if nothing, a little store shirt maybe go and get a coconut paper.
I'm hoping that they have a phone.
I want a little water.
This is probably what the ladder is for, honestly.
So you get the coconuts?
Yeah.
Coconut nuts.
I'm a little concerned. There's a ring camera right behind us.
Luke, you know what I've noticed about the Bahamas?
What do you notice?
All the houses are, like, colorful.
Like, there's, like, a pink house down the street.
the street. There's a yellow house that way. We're staying in a blue house. It's
like tropical. They should call it the rainbow amas.
Let's set that ladder up here, Nick.
I'm gonna kill myself.
There's fucking two of them.
Oh wait, I thought you were gonna step on it.
Not... Oh my god.
Wait, is that you working?
Where is he working?
Stand on the chair. Stand on the chair.
Wait, use that side, like that.
Like, hit it down with this part because the coconuts will get caught in it and then you can yank it down.
Yes.
It's gonna hit me in the head.
Wait, it's actually a good idea.
Yes, it's what I'm saying.
This is not bad.
What if I hold a basket on you?
You know there's a million people who die.
You know more people die a year from getting hit in the head by a coconut than shark attacks?
Are they bad hard?
They hit you in the top and you die.
Seriously? Yes. That's why you actually have to be like safe.
And that's why I'm staying far away from it.
Because I got hit in the head by a coconut one time.
But you're doing it wrong. Do it the other way.
This ladder is definitely like decoration. There's no way.
So you think this will work?
He means like just pull it.
No! No! No! No!
Oh my god, no!
You're gonna figure it out yourself.
He means like pull it.
Like hook it.
Get it? Get it?
Get it? Get it?
How can you do it?
You do it then.
Cause I'm not getting hit in the head by a coconut again.
It hurts really bad.
I'm staying.
It's a lot of them hold the chair.
Hold the chair.
Hold the chair.
You're standing on the chair?
Just a little.
Just a little.
Hold the chair.
Hold the chair.
Oh god.
It's gonna work.
Got it?
I'm not gonna lie.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Nice! Come on, Drew!
Wait.
Yeah, just shake it. Shake it. If you shake it, it'll fall.
Nice!
Just grind on it, Drew.
Well, it's not working, and it hurts my hands.
Oh, fuck. Any other ideas?
I think one good hit and you got it this guy's definitely a
Now what now just just just pull yeah, yeah, I'm telling you
Nice.
It's not doing anything.
No, it will, it will, it will.
Are you wasting my time?
I swear I'm not.
It'll fall.
It won't fall unless they're not ready, then they won't fall.
Why don't we just break the branch?
That was my thought too.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We have pickaxe.
Oh my god, Drew.
The wood tree's gonna fall.
Firm that wood, Drew.
Oh my god.
Oh bro, I'm getting scared.
firm that wood Drew oh my god we got it
Oh, that's nice, okay.
Oh, we got a carpet.
Dude, dude, you're spilling all the juice.
It's upside down.
It's a bottom, no?
Isn't it leaking out there?
No.
Oh, it's warm.
Read ice.
Oh, you're cracking it up.
You need what?
Cuddle it.
What about a knife?
what about a knife bro who said this is illegal this is AI this is AI yeah
already a little holy crack it open for me watch this
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You're wasting all of it.
It's all over the door.
Unless we just...
Oh, it's so warm.
Oh my god.
It's so warm.
Oh my god.
It's so warm.
It's so warm.
It's so warm.
But it tastes good.
Get a little sit.
Got a little bit?
Really?
Wait, they're saying this is illegal.
No?
It's not okay.
We're in a little bit of ice.
A little bit of ice maybe?
Oh, we're going to blast the light!
Super warm.
It's not sour.
Awesome.
Oh, fuck, I showed you my fault.
Wait, Steven knows how to cut it apparently.
What?
I don't know.
Yeah, Jerry said knock another one down, he'll cut it for us.
Should I go knock another one down?
I think so.
Where is it coming out of?
Oh yeah.
We're going to be hydrated for days.
Holy shit.
We're hydrated for days.
It's great.
Oh yeah, we're gonna be hydrated. Holy shit. We're hydrated for days. It's great.
Wait is that like the normal color aren't they usually like brown?
Yeah I think this one is a special Bahamas one.
Okay I mean, I think you got most of it. That's almost water you get from a coconut.
well you know you wasted a lot lowkey
yeah okay
what's am I some ice
you dripped it
yeah I know it was cracks
there's no way this actually like kills people
bro from high enough yeah
from high enough
well like the top of the head saw or heard hard
now back there
you wanna see how bad it hurts
no bro
no no
That's not done yet. That's not right.
Tastes funny?
Oh, no shit, it's green.
That's a Bahamas edition.
I feel like it's supposed to taste a little...
I feel like if it...isn't it bad if you eat it if it's not ripe?
Diarrhea. I don't think you've had diarrhea.
So you should maybe strew it for tomorrow.
Should we get some of the darling?
I mean, if you're into that.
I mean, darling, diarrhea.
Wait, you don't want more cameras still?
No, she can try it on camera.
I'm going to be honest, that sunset is so beautiful, but I don't know what's more beautiful.
You are the sunset.
You're so beautiful.
It's really good coconut water, trust me.
Got it from hand.
Scratch.
What's wrong?
You don't like it?
It's so good.
Is it actually?
I did it on my hands.
Why are you making that face?
I'm not making it.
I'm not making it.
Actually, I got it. I did it on my hands. Why are you making that face?
The drink more than a coconut water
You just take it home with you
Water grows for sure. Oh my god, here we are pour some coconut juice in there
I know I am. I'm proud of the most athletic person here.
We saw this in the garbage?
I really did.
May I go and replant it in the backyard?
Right here?
Yeah.
I only ended up having 22.
Point to what?
Only. What do you mean only?
I didn't even go 40.
We're in the very kingdom.
Well, we're down in the very kingdom.
Where's someone?
They're ready.
They're a little behind your nose.
Are you ready?
Very excited.
You know what, I'll just come off the ride.
We're going out.
You wanna come?
Yeah.
He doesn't even know.
As I hear, we're going to, um, we're going to...
To a place.
You know, no, run to a place.
What place?
It's called...
It's called the cricket club.
They run to a club?
Yeah.
Dude, it's the first day here.
I'm on, like, an hour of sleep.
It's called the cricket club. They have food.
It's a food and bar.
No.
What? Are you an intrigue?
Yeah, I'm fine.
You didn't have, like, one pina colina, brother.
I have one.
So they're good.
Why are you all saying bad?
Wait, is that against which T.O.Y.S. though?
If I can understand, no, because you're in this moment.
It doesn't matter in the range.
Oh, here, here, here.
You're illegal.
We're good.
Wait, why are you all saying bad?
I don't get it.
It's not legal there.
Yes, it is, dumbass.
I literally drank last night.
It's 18 a gamble and 18 a drink.
Mm-hmm.
Unless you want to go to Tiki Bikini.
What's that?
What are these names?
Tiki Bikini?
Yeah.
It's a bikini bar.
Tiki Bikini?
Yeah.
It's a bikini bar.
Bikini? It's a bikini bar.
Let's go.
They're all barred, I think.
Well, yeah.
You just want your little brother, Luke,
because you get absolutely plastered.
I don't think you understand.
Hold on. I'll watch one.
We are not in little bitch-eery Pennsylvania.
Okay?
We are on an island.
All the food spots are bars.
Really?
Yes, we're on an island.
You go to a spot.
It's a bar.
Every place is a bar.
It's by the island.
I mean unless you want to go to drive across the bridge you go to Paradise Island go to Atlantis and hit Nobu
What are all these names using asshole? Okay, ery PA is the place
What is a nobu
I don't know what you got trues glasses are so bad. We have a guy that's apparently on a 15 minute delay here
Lacey listen to me cut open the coconut
There's white-looking things on the coconut that's called the meat cut it out and eat it
We should try that brother. It's a yo that segment ended 10 minutes ago, dude
I can't return that it's not ripe enough for there to be meat
How is there meat in a coconut in the first it's called coconut meat? It's white
It's like this white juice know everything about the island man. Yeah, you want to how I said I spent a day on an island
Strangely. Oh, yeah, and didn't you get hit by that's when you got hit by the coconut
It's not funny. I don't die
Oh my god, that was funny.
Oh, that was a good one.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Darla.
Yeah?
I'm screaming.
Please stop staring at my dick.
I'm working right now.
Darla, was that your baby bite?
In the thing where?
I don't like it.
No?
Remember that?
Who's that little big sunscreen over there?
I got SunBone. I got $20 premium vegan free dermatologist tested sunscreen.
What? Vegan free? You don't eat sunscreen.
I was on stream they go get the $20 one 70 SPFs.
That's not good. Yeah, you're literally going to... Exactly I have sensitive skin.
So do I. I'm not wearing that fussy shade. I'm wearing 30.
You have fussy shade. I'm literally like tomorrow when we come back
I'm gonna be like a tomato. I'm gonna be fried not with vegan-free 70s p.m. Sun Sun block on
You're gonna be white wait for a friendly dog. Can you do the lip thing? What what do the lips?
Everyone spams them. I don't know what it is
Please why don't you do why don't you do the lip thing do it tonight if you get ripped?
I don't decide when it happens if I get mad enough. It'll come like like just raise your upper lip
I did it again dude.
Did it again shake your head?
What?
I was out of it.
Dude, since we were little kids we always had this like mouth movement.
It just comes natural.
It literally comes naturally.
Oh my God.
It runs in the family.
No way it runs in the family.
Can we please go to the cricket club?
No thank you.
Dude, we're just stopping you guys.
Just go.
Oh, I also have um sunbomb 30 SPF lip balm
Keep it to yourself bro. Hey, yeah, you still have Oreos on your face. Are you ready to go?
Well, let me see what the
58 every street good
Are you hungry?
Not really, no.
Why are we going to get food right now?
Some, not my choice.
My choice.
Are you hungry?
Yes.
Not really.
I got a lot of drinks.
Okay.
A delicious fart?
Smoking is not permitted anywhere in the house.
Did you say anything about a broken broom?
Any fee for that?
No.
holy shit what terrorists put oh my god y'all not alive who put mcdonalds
into the fray bro that's criminal that's a big thanks for making weird noises
no
why are there so many fries in there
can I have some cookie dough?
sure but we're making cookies later
sure
all right take your ID
Wait, can we swap so I have a phone?
Uh, sure.
Or would you, here, I'll see you.
No, no, fuck the backpack.
No, just reach out on this phone.
I don't want to. I want to use my phone.
No, oh, okay, you do want to use your phone, okay.
Lacey, the sun's hitting your face perfectly right now.
Sun-kissed emoji. Holy shit, you're majestic.
Thank you.
We're going to the cricket club, how long until you're done changing?
Not enough.
Okay.
It says we have the best international plan on this phone, but I didn't say we had any
Okay, service.
Lacey, you dead ass look so good.
Appreciate that pain, Mons.
There we go, I got it.
I wanna run.
You pinged it. Check your call. Okay. Sure, bro. Let me check my call. Let me see what bullshit is in the call right now, bro. I can't even imagine.
This idiot doesn't know how to get a coconut down from a tree. What a fucking moron.
Lacey responds to streamers upset about not getting interviewed by Tyson that at the
In-Person Streamer University audition saying they were in a room full of creators to network
and make content.
I mean, Lacey Brown with a heart binge.
Okay, so there's a travel, a pair of theaters and Bahama travel warning, go ahead, you're
I'm trying to warn you.
Local authorities warned people in Bahamas
about a pig roaming the streets.
Well, is there another duck in the fridge?
Phil, who just put a picture of me in San Fat Lantis?
Cable or not a tweet?
Wait, Rums, can you switch it to, um, can you switch it to NGS 1 and maybe type in the chat when you do so I can swap phones?
Wait, what's wrong with Ron?
After the vigorous insults attempted bullying verbal assaults in harassment by Jinxie and Los Polos TV, I no longer feel comfortable streaming.
I'm going away and I don't know when I'll be back. I appreciate all the viewers who had kind words
See you when I see you
In the meantime
I will be live daily on my twitch everyone
Which TV slash Lacey
Little self promo, never a bad shot boys.
Little self promo is never a bad shot, right?
Why are y'all spamming random kid?
Good promos, W. Hunger, thank you.
Thank you guys.
Alright, hoping that's not strong.
Thank you guys.
You're what?
Hopefully it's not that strong.
Why are no replies working?
Did Ron hide my reply?
Did Ron hide my reply?
I have 14 replies and only one's popping up.
And it's just a fucking suddenly, dude.
Why is it just a suddenly?
Why are y'all saying cock, facebook.com?
Facebook.com NickFosco7. What, bro?
All right, you ready?
Oh, I gotta look at this whole show.
What the fuck?
Oh, I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this.
Is Jenny going to work with her?
Look at those two.
Los Polos. After the vicarious and- oh that's why Ron sweeted it. And then Ron
responded with a Los Hamster emoji. Guys, Los is human too. Can we can we stop
being rude and mean? Why y'all saying ooh shit? Who are y'all saying ooh-
Watch your fucking mouth.
You heard me?
Watch yourself.
Is that your sister?
Yes, bro.
Chad, this is my sister.
We're on a family vacation.
This is my sister.
F? Ready, Russell?
Yeah.
I think this shirt is broken.
It's not broken, we already broke something.
Oh.
I already broke something.
You said W drew.
There.
Why is it F?
It's just black.
I don't know.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
It's just like, I don't know, I got you.
All right, come on sis, let's go.
You wanna take a grab?
Stop!
All right, yeah, if you wanna bring some.
I don't have one.
Just grab it from Lacey's bag.
Guys, it's my sister.
I'm allowed to, I'm allowed to,
bro, that's my sister, I'm allowed.
No.
That's my sister, she had.
Incest.
Stop.
Come on.
Your outfit's very interesting.
What's wrong with it?
Yeah.
Fuzzy socks.
I meant fuzzy.
Yeah.
What's wrong with my outfit?
Yeah.
Really?
I'm sailing.
You know, I just have swag girth.
Okay.
Wait.
Bye.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Well, you're outfit's interesting.
You have a Brazil shirt on.
Who can't name a single Brazilian player?
I know.
Larca.
Guess what? I came Brazilian player.
You wanna hear one?
Does everyone have their ID, so just in case?
They need Junior.
I can name a soccer player.
Shut up.
You know.
Alright, we're also...
You don't wanna sit all the way in the back, do you?
Get down, it's not far.
Alright.
I got a flip that's down, I can sit in the back.
Robert doesn't want to be on camera going in the back.
Robert wants to sit in the back.
I'll sit in the back.
I can sit in the back, I got it.
Lou, why are you, no, Lou, you need to be on camera, sit in the front.
You need to be on camera, sit in the front.
We put the beds together, the guys lying.
Ready to have your first ever pedicolada son?
Yeah, how many tricks do you think you can trick?
I'll grab one.
Just one.
We're wrestling for a pass.
It's not too bad.
Russell?
Hmm?
You grab some of the cash.
Yeah, yeah.
God, that sounds to actually look so good.
That's right.
Lacey, the way to sign into your face makes you...
You
Yeah, it's like the only phone that works for service.
I think I have like a, yeah, no internet, there's no internet on this phone, that's why.
I'm serious, I literally just checked-
You have cellular data on it, you're trying to stream it.
I just had it on it.
I promise you, I was in the house, I wasn't even on the Wi-Fi.
You're trying to-
Got another cellular data.
Try now.
I just had it on, I don't trust you.
Try now.
I don't want to say it because it is a different list.
No, no it's...
You see?
No, yours is perfect and then this is...
I don't know how it's impossible.
It makes no sense.
There, is that four MVPs?
No, it's good, I think.
Do you want to just stay on your phone?
Because for some reason your phone works perfectly.
Sure, it's almost like a reach out area.
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's almost like we can't out there yet.
Well, it doesn't make sense.
Is that one so bad?
It's not bad.
Like if you, like, hold my life.
Chad, y'all can see me good right now?
If you can see me good, type Lacey is so handsome in the chat.
You can't see Luke.
The sun.
The sun?
Yeah, we could be looking at the sun for the, uh,
Yeah, it's fine.
For the, uh, what's it called?
It's all the world, it's the lighting.
Uh, what's your, what's your password for it?
Yeah, you can see, you can see here.
We have a crunchy, crunchy... Wait, where are we going?
Are we going to do...
Cricket Club?
Or, what's closer, Cricket Club or the Tiki Tiki?
Tiki, let's go over there.
What, does Tiki Tiki have food?
Yeah, they have food.
Let's go to Tiki Tiki.
Okay.
Look at the golf course.
What, it's a golf course?
Kind of golf course.
Up there.
Shit.
That is...
Is that even holes there, girl?
No, it can't go forward.
Got it.
Don't worry, I can't see the chat right now.
Yeah, that's...
They're seeing it flash.
There's a sun there.
Hold on. A lot of trees now.
Chad, should we go to the Tiki-Tiki or should we go to the cricket club?
Definitely Tiki-Tiki, right?
The Tiki is probably gonna be more fun.
Oh, you think I've eaten a lot since you've been here?
No.
Yes.
Oh, I don't go to the ski.
You ever drink ski?
No, I'm not in the inside of the car.
Oh, ski?
I'm not in the inside of the car.
I'm not in the inside of the car.
Same time.
Same time.
Same time.
Same time.
Same time.
Same time.
Same time.
Same time.
Same time.
So, what's Stephen?
I've got a quick question for you.
Yeah.
Just really quickly.
So, there's no, like,
Oops, you're right, so what's like the alternative to, like, the game around?
Caps.
Caps?
I see.
Yeah, I see.
Hey, you guys, I'm gonna check you out, man.
I'm not here.
Where did you keep the business card?
I didn't buy it.
I got it.
You don't need to check it out.
I'm not here.
I gotta keep it.
I don't think the server's gonna help you.
I'm not gonna start any more for sure, though.
Yeah, I think.
What's coming back?
Guys, we just went through a dead spot.
Y'all can relax.
We've been streaming for three and a half hours
and have had maybe five total minutes of lag.
Do you think, my question,
do you think that this place would be like,
or like, full of you, what it is,
without palm trees as a thing?
What do you mean?
See palm trees did not exist right yeah with these places feel the same
If there's normal trees
Replacing the palm trees it wouldn't be a normal tree because you want to know about trees. Yeah, I'm here
So trees actually is fun fact, you know, there's male and female trees
Okay, and basically the way it works is a male tree comes and
Then insects collect the pollen from the male tree and they bring it to the female tree
Which then fertilizes the tree and creates seeds and so basically trees fuck
Wow darling you told me that
Can you only get in here if you're wearing a bikini no no no
This place looks like a movie I said yes you come on on this side the Tiki bikini
Hi, let's get a little send me
Fuck chat
Yeah, let me know when I'm good
Oh boy.
My face in there.
Go over there.
Look.
Oh boy.
It's a fun time.
It's a fun time.
It's a fun time.
It's a fun time.
It's a fun time.
It's a fun time.
Trouble T.
What is it really?
It's actual tongue-tongue.
That's tongue-tongue-tongue.
Yeah, of course, Rob.
I see you're looking happy seeing me looking at you.
Yeah, that's right, girls.
What's up, Mama? How you doing?
Awesome, so hot.
Welcome, babies.
What do we want to do? We want to have a table.
What do we want to select?
What do you want to do, do you want to get drunk?
I'm trying to get lit!
Damn!
Damn!
Uh-huh!
I want a pina colada!
Uh-huh.
I'm peeling it.
So where should we go?
Should we sit down?
Should we go, maybe, is there like a little spot on the beach we can sit at?
No, I ain't going on that beach.
No?
We're gonna sit up here with me.
Let's go.
Hey!
What do you say?
What are you doing with the two guys so long?
Say, why are you going to sit here?
Absolutely.
Why?
You're just checking for the street.
You're going to be on the beach now.
Come on.
Thank you.
Appreciate you.
Thank you.
Oh, he said he's put us on the beach.
for probably a couple of days, couple days.
It goes for long, I'm sure.
It's my first time here.
Let me see if I can use my hotspot.
Let me see if I can use my hotspot on the phone.
I'm trying to use my phone.
LAC, L-A-S-T-Y.
Yup, I have used my hotspot.
I'm getting to the backpacks and not in the cards at the house.
Backpacks aren't going to help.
I'm trying to use my phone.
Can it be more A-C?
I have an ACY, it's an ACY.
Either one.
Somebody's got sugar in there.
It comes up.
Wifi here?
I guess I'll have to put in some drinks on the beach.
Georgia is my home, mom, and dad's baby maker.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, of course this one's working
All right, chat this phone's working.
Yeah, can you take a photo of us?
No.
Sorry.
You like it?
Yeah.
No, not anymore, Lace.
She just can't do anything about it.
You can go for a question.
I don't know what you want me to do, but there's just no phones or something right here.
I'm pretty sure that, thank you Pepsi!
We're back here after some reason?
When we walk to the beach with a schoolie like it's like a dead spot on the beach.
I don't know why.
Stop, Alex.
I really don't know why.
Pepsi.
Pepsi, man.
Damn bro, it's like Pepsi.
We could just go in there and see if we can catch it, right?
Come on, come on.
I'm just trying to find a spot where I have connection, that's all.
We're having perfect connection here.
We have the connection here?
Perfect.
It's just loud as shit.
That's how we connect.
Ah, it's witch.
I got you.
Come on, babies.
You're not letting me down?
No.
Yeah, it's really clean.
Oh wait, that's it.
Oh my god.
You guys just didn't make me struggle out here in the Homies to do anything, bro.
Damn.
There's no other finalized stuff right here.
What about here, Drew?
Now, this thing sounds pretty good.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You see some security guard.
I don't want nobody to pat him.
Yeah, it's good. It's good over here.
It's good right here. Just if we step over there, it's at.
Okay, I'll see if you can understand here.
You're short.
Okay, we'll be going to the case.
You're right here.
Hey, man, please. This is my house.
Did you all pay in the rent?
Go ahead, babies.
What?
bring the backpack. The backpack doesn't work here. The backpack wasn't working earlier
so we just didn't bring it to this restaurant because we've been using the phone all day
because the backpack does not work.
You really sit on them.
Yeah.
What are you, who set this up?
Shil, what are you saying?
What? We can go home so we're supposed to do the work.
Brothers, sit down.
It's fucking stupid.
It's fucking weird.
We can't, we got no service over there.
Yeah, let me post it with some.
Wait, why didn't you say the start line?
Oh, I don't know where it is.
I don't know.
Are you scared if so?
No.
You realize the way we grew up in your Pennsylvania
and you're scared to sit on the couch?
No.
scared to sit on the couch. She was dangerous when we grew up, right?
But it wasn't, but it wasn't a fool of them. It was the same. It was the same scary. The same sticks to you. You're scared of
sale. Nobody likes Sam. They're bringing, they're bringing some Bahama
mamas. I don't know what that means, but he said he's bringing Bahama mamas.
And baby makers too. And baby makers. I don't know what, I don't know, I don't know
if he's gonna come with drinks or a process. I actually had no idea. Like on the house?
She said on the house, she's coming with Bahama mamas and baby makers.
Go either way.
It genuinely could go either way.
It's a baby.
Gigi, baby maker, get a wet pussy shot. What is that?
Is that a real thing?
Is everything so sexy?
Is a wet pussy shot a real thing?
All right.
There we go.
Oh my god, he's actually, oh my god, he actually brought something.
Which ones are these?
These are behemine drinks man, I gotta keep it.
Bahama Mama's.
These are Bahama Mama's.
Bahama Mama's.
you
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you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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Oh
Yeah
I put a lot of not a lot just normal amount kind of alcohol pina colada
Wow, thank you
Love food love food love drinks, man. Love the energy just kill this right now. No, no, I won't
Control I
I like control.
Well, I'll tell you something I like.
What do you like?
I like non-control.
That's a problem.
Not everyone can have personal driver's.
I'm just gonna go back to the big cane and have personal driver's.
I'm not gonna be drunk when you go back to the VA.
Yeah, you're drunk.
Like, what are you?
You're gonna be drunk in five days if you drink now?
If you have a little sip of alcohol, you're gonna be drunk in five days?
No, son.
I like probably.
So you'll smoke the lunch in the alcohol?
I have but I don't I don't like do it like I've done it like once
Listen, I'll tell you exactly how it's gonna mean you get a little drunk, right? Have a few shots
I mean wait till it starts out. We go skin and get in your nose. Oh my god. It sounds alright. Wait, wait, you're my
This is why I'm trying
You could say that normally.
One thing I'll tell you all chef
About the Bahamas and not a lot of people know and not a lot of people say it is hot here. It's so hot
Yep, and you want to know what else I noticed? What did you notice? All the houses are super colorful like you see pink houses
Like there's yellow houses our houses blue. They should call it the rainbow Amas
What's that?
That's really funny.
Fourth time so bad joke this stream.
Okay, and it makes, it hits every time.
Makes me laugh every time.
Okay.
Third.
Say it again but louder.
Let's not say that again.
Third.
Fourth time so bad joke this stream.
Okay, and it makes, it hits every time.
Makes me laugh every time.
Let's try this one, please.
It's just human.
Is it?
Yeah.
That's good.
Oh, that's good.
That's too much walking.
It's okay.
It's human.
Okay.
Are you even used to this?
What?
Are you used to it?
No, this is worse than poor.
Yeah, it's like, you know why?
It's because we're on an island.
So I think the reason is, because you have to think about it, the island is, has water
like all around it and sun reflects off the water and when the sun reflects it
reflects at 45 degree angle which makes it hot. So why are deserts so hot? Why are deserts so hot?
Because sun, sun, sun heats up the sand and because sand attracts heat so in the
desert it's all hotness
baby can I go read a menu please and thank you of course
of course you eat you coffee
are you laughing?
why are you laughing?
just funny just funny
I'm saying, ooh shit.
That's J.
That's J.
Why are you giggling over there? Cause now you believe me.
Ooh shit, this one is a little strong.
It is. That one's a little strong.
So, the first time I'm drinking, I'm getting something
something too strong for you. That's not why I didn't say too strong. That's because it's a little strong.
So how many drinks would take you to the drug?
Of these?
Yes.
Four?
And you're two down on those.
I got pina colada on the way.
God.
And then...
We're gonna try the pina colada.
No, you actually have to have a seat.
No, no, no. I'm telling you right now. Listen.
Pina colada?
good when it's tripping give it a try do I like to get rowdy immediately let me
try you get a little go
I see you that's a good peanut colada that's a good peanut colada thank you
man
literally just have a little bit of ice on the side trust me I promise you it's
It's gonna taste like ice cream.
I did a jolly rancher shot and a sweet shot.
Do you have jolly rancher shots?
I'll make anything.
Can we do two jolly rancher shots?
A little bit of vanilla.
A little hint of vanilla.
Oh, it makes it up a little bit.
Don't you have food for me?
I don't know.
Two lines of glombay.
Stop peer-pressuring your underage sister to drink.
Yo, I'm not peer-pressuring him to drink, no, he's not underage, shaggy.
He's not underage, it's legal to drink into Bahamas when you're 18, he's 19 years old, you can drink here.
And yours, is it any alcohol?
No.
So why don't I just get something like that?
Like, I realized that he's going to taste it.
Why don't you?
Well, I'm just asking you, what makes you want to get something with alcohol instead of what he's going to have with alcohol?
So I could feel a little buzz?
Okay, so it's about the feeling.
Yeah.
It's about the feeling of being a little buzz, about some honey.
See this right here on the side, this is all liquor.
But the thing about this one is it's filled to the top, so I have to sip just the liquor to make it go down a little bit.
You can tell there's a lot of alcohol in it.
Oh, there's a lot of alcohol in that.
That's all alcohol.
It's like the liquid.
But I can tell exactly what this one is that is I think that's gonna be
Coconut rum or it's what did I drink at the football game?
Bacardi right I'm pretty sure it was in a white bottle. You're pretty sure it's Bacardi. That shit was good
All right, come solid right this is our behavior come solid
It's a cock salad, there it is.
Oh my gosh, thank you for a cock salad.
Okay, give it a little bite, a cock.
What's that cock?
A lot of bias in there, there's none of chips.
What do you mean?
It's a cock salad, you just get a little fork, like this.
Give it a little bite.
Is it good?
Yeah.
That good to you Russell?
That's really good.
Can I get a little bit on your ship?
Quick, quick, dial.
I'm good.
Get a big piece.
It's wet.
Well you gotta get some coffee there.
You got your sauces?
Thank you.
I'll be right back guys.
No, I just, oh my, no, I just like what I like, like, I like cereal, so you're picking
whatever you want.
No, because I'll try things.
What is this?
It's called talent.
Eaters, we're gonna try something, right?
Like, you want me to try it, right?
Just, you want to try a piece of coffee?
Look.
Try a piece of coffee there.
It's literally just a little piece of coffee.
It's literally just a little bit of coffee.
That's good.
Try a piece of coffee, Luke. Try a piece of coffee there.
It's literally just a little piece of coffee.
That's good, you can't say that's not good.
That's not a bad coffee.
I'm telling you, it's great.
What is it though?
It's starting to work.
It's very good.
Well you didn't get any of the actual salad coming out of it.
This is a cock salad.
Holy sauces.
Yo, that is so good.
Jack, that is so good.
Wait a minute, there's really like a pot of like maybe they're like just running
like these kind of things and they're just gonna do it.
Craig, what do you mean?
They're literally saying, oh, we know that he's famous.
He's got money.
We're going to give him our entire menu.
He's got pay for it.
Sounds about right.
Yeah, pay for it.
That's good.
I know.
Dude, this is better salad than the US.
This cock's better than last night's cock.
Last night's you?
Yeah.
You had cock glasses?
What?
Those little cock balls.
We got cockballs.
We all had cockballs.
I didn't have cockballs.
Yes, you did.
I did not.
Yes, you did.
No, I didn't.
You had a double serving.
Stop!
I'm talking about the restaurant.
We literally had cockballs.
It was fried cock.
We had double though.
We had double.
You said double servings. Yes, we literally ordered two things of cockballs.
I think some of us is gonna like.
What?
Yes, cock fritters. That's what we had. Cock fritters, not cock balls. Cock fritters.
Wait, so is that the only thing you ordered? Food?
What are you doing like five things?
No one else wants to try a little cocktail
It's from the juice
Yeah
Teddy I want a bite
I'm not drinking that
Do you want a non-virgin one or a virgin one?
You don't want to drink
You're not thirsty
I'm gonna drink that
I'll mix it up here
I don't trust your straw Drew
Why are you giving it to me? I'm not putting it in the tray.
Because you say when the trust is strong, you're gonna touch it.
It's not bad. It's good.
Yup, second sit.
I've never seen a dude not like Pinocchio on it.
Hey, good you're.
You don't like it?
I do, but I just like...
I think you would like a Jack for you.
Is that what we had last night?
Miami Vice?
Oh my God.
I think you would like the Vibes.
Or the Sunrise.
Sunrise Malibu?
Mmm.
No, that's what we had at the game.
It was Malibu.
Isn't that called Malibu?
You actually had to try to tease him on the ice cream.
She has one.
No?
Wait, don't you have one?
For a game.
Wait, that's not bad.
I know it.
That's what I'm saying.
People will be underestimating the King of Calabasas, bro.
He doesn't like Luke. You don't like that?
Bro, this is so good.
Luke is doing too much. I'm literally doing nothing.
You're talking too much.
You're talking too much you're about to get rage baited bro. Oh, I'm sitting here the chat me the chat is about a rage
Bay you
Someone just said Luca buzz kill for real. What does that mean? Actually a vibe terrorist. Oh
My sissy boy. Oh, I just don't drink alcohol. I
Just know this jerk chickens
It's like chicken but it's the season it's for jerk season right I don't know how do I
No, I'm playing lots.
This looks really good. Do you want this bag?
Luke wearing a whole-ass white shirt.
You're supposed to be wearing a white shirt.
Don't you always wear...
Literally always wear white shirts.
Brother, I'm wearing a French shirt.
No! No, bro!
No, can't wait!
Bro, no, I have to get another one, no!
Fuckin' anyone?
No, now I gotta get another one!
Bro? Bro?
That's what you get.
Bro, get into it.
This is a big loop.
Bro, you're wearing a white shirt.
Kill myself.
Wait, Rosso, where's the ะณะฐั?
So, actually, how bad is it if I get drunk?
You should not get drunk, I strongly suggest.
Well, you should get hammered and gambled off for $50K.
No.
Bro, I get hammered. I get hammered.
Okay.
And then what if I go crazy?
I would be happy for you, but I would still be upset.
Excuse me?
Alright, babies, let's do this.
Can I have another pina colada, please?
No problem.
Did you have alcohol?
Yeah.
It wouldn't make no sense if you didn't.
Where's my girl, Sharon?
Where's that, ladies?
What does it mean?
Act, stay focused.
Oh, focus.
Stay focused.
Focus.
Focus.
Focus.
Jesus.
Wait, that's a shish kebab.
I can't believe I-
You're just leaked.
What are you-
What kind of leaked?
Leaked how much.
But it wasn't that serious.
Was it?
I don't think that's the amount.
That's not even the amount.
That's not the amount of pleasure.
That's actually not-
You're not loading up with that.
Is that a shish kebab?
I'm not loading up with 350K chat.
You just like to say things, that's actually...
It's not even a lot of money either.
Dude, this gross shrimp is about to hit the spot.
Oh my god, it's hot!
Wait, why is it hot?
It's supposed to be hot!
Oh, because it's off the grill, Pepsi!
No!
My bad, Pepsi!
That's on me!
I'm done with you!
That's on me, Pepsi!
No, I'm done with you!
No, I'm done!
I'm skipping on the fertile vegetables.
Where's your ass?
That's there for- that's there for show.
No, you just don't like it.
The vegetables are there for show.
You're supposed to get the shrimp.
I didn't order-
What was there for?
I didn't order grilled shrimp or vegetables.
I ordered grilled shrimp.
Can you touch the shrimp and-
Can you get the fuck away?
Please, please.
I'm gonna just pull it off.
Bro.
Luke, can you pull the shrimp off for me?
What shrimp?
This?
Yeah.
It's hot you can't like it.
Ow!
Yeah.
Oh look you're in a dropy you're in a dropy you're in a dropy
Dude you know what I'm telling you just pull it off
The juice is going to go everywhere
I got it I got it
Everybody knows that when you get a shish kebab
the veggies are just decorations
Todd you need to be careful
You only eat shrimp either?
Me eat shrimp
Come on Russell
No I can't
Truth do not wing it in my face you mother fucker
I'm tiny but you know Charlie I got a little nibble
a little nibble. No dude, it's not happening tonight. Tonight though. Hold on. Hold on.
That means it could happen during this trip. No. If I do refish, it's not tonight and it's
going to be some fried shit. Okay. You know what I mean? Okay, babies. This is a hot tool,
okay? What is it? You're a chicken. Oh, I don't want to wait for a chicken, Pepsi. You put
it right here, Pepsi. Okay, you got it. I don't want to reach your weight. Pepsi, I got you.
I got you, girl. All right, so I'm coming back with your rice and peas and your plantines.
Oh, thank you. Yeah, man. Oh, yeah, man. I like that. That actually looks pretty good. I would definitely chicken. Yeah
I'm telling you this right here
Bahamian shirt chicken is gonna hit the spot. Oh
This shit's falling out ramp. It's falling off the bone. Oh my god. There's no bone. Is there bone?
My bones
I'll tell you tonight
Yeah
Yeah
We wouldn't have liked you Russell. I'm not gonna lie Russell has hands
I'm gonna be really honest. I've seen Russell punch someone. He's had it. He has hands. Oh
That time that was yeah, I'm not proud of that. But that was actually
I'll tell you this for now.
Whatever you do, you want me to show Pepsi on that screen, baby.
Okay.
That damn noke.
Coke is a joke.
Here goes your rice and peas and plantains.
This go with the...
I told you it was a lot of food.
You owe my gosh, you owe everything.
Who thinks you're going to be excited, Pepsi?
I'm sick of you.
You miss me excited, Pepsi?
First, you're excited because it's hot.
I'm excited because it's so much.
That's all me, Pepsi.
I'll take you.
Thank you.
I'll work with you, boo.
I appreciate it.
I'll work with you.
Thank you.
Tell me what you want me to take with you.
We're gonna take that some rice and your chicken not wasting it. So we're done with it. Oh, we're gonna keep this
Okay, let me get these extra nothings that dirty out the way give me them extra cups
And I already told him about your pinnacle out. Okay
And can we do a virgin pinnacle out of her here?
Or you guys have a man do you guys have Miami vices all day every day I do in my
Miami vice for him. So one pinnacle out of what?
BAM BAM BAM
One pinnacle out of a drum on my Abbey Boy's
Virgin
Yes! Thank you!
You're welcome Daddy!
Did you hear that?
You heard it! You heard it!
What did you say Daddy?
You heard it, Charlie!
I heard it!
You heard it!
She heard it!
Donald Presser! Donald, you're not a Presser!
You're not a Presser!
Oh, Daddy!
I said don't you ever go press Presser!
Press Presser!
I can't hear you, Daddy!
I can't hear that!
I don't know, man. Interesting.
Matter Daddy.
Did you ask her what a Matter Daddy is?
Oh my god, this rice looks so good.
Is it? Can I have mine?
Oh my god.
Are these tater tots?
It's so good.
Those are plantains.
Are they plantains?
No.
Try it. Try it.
It's a fried banana.
That reminds me of my grandma, Annie.
Grace?
Yeah, she's from Puerto Rico.
Yeah, I am.
Really?
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, my God!
He's a big-ass rat.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
God, he was like, he was like, brimming from ratatouille.
Where?
Where?
It's gone.
It's gone.
Are you OK?
Dude, it ran right into Berla's ankle.
Are you OK?
Oh, my God.
I was just about to.
Steam rolled into Berla's fucking leg.
It ran that way.
Dude!
It was like a 13 inch rat.
Wait, 13 inches?
I thought it was a lizard.
I thought it was a lizard.
I thought it was a lizard.
Drill right into the barrel of the ankle.
It was a lizard.
Oh my God, that's scary.
There's a hole right there.
Probably.
Was it a rat?
At least it wasn't a lizard.
Was it actually a rat?
No, it's here.
Well, I think it was like...
No, it was not.
No, it wasn't.
It was a rock.
It was a rock.
Look at those bags.
Where did you not kill it?
Actually, no, don't do that.
You're going to get ended up on Twitter.
I'm not through.
What?
I'm not about to.
I'm just scared of passing or something.
I don't know what else to do.
I was...
I looked at you.
I was like, what the fuck?
I was like, what the fuck?
I'm gonna get a good leg for it.
I was like, what the fuck?
Four and three, two, one.
No, no, no.
I'm in a clouser right now.
The buzz?
You need a chill.
I'm a chill.
They're saying it was cocoa.
Huh?
Well, it was brown.
It was dark.
Look at his jerk chicken.
Nobody else wants any jerk chicken?
I guess we're the only ones eating here. Yeah, the only ones drinking, the only ones eating.
I ate! I'm just, just don't say in Lutzabad terrorists in the chat.
What do you guys want me to get?
What do you guys want me to get?
Yes.
But they're saying we're eating jerked rice.
Like you.
It says it tastes good.
Oh Luke, come on, just have a little bite.
It's much better though, I'm gonna skewer.
No way you don't like that. I'm so hungry.
How we hanging baby?
Hanging great.
I know that's right.
How you doing?
All day I'm doing it.
You type shit.
Oh yeah.
Yes sir.
I got you my love.
I got to take it to the red light, how is the humidity going up?
It's actually going down.
No one has it, it was at 67.
Bro, can you stop being a eerie sissy boy?
It was at 67, literally earlier, not to 72.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
This is a sunlight down.
Shouldn't humidity go down then?
No, when the sun goes down, it heats days, which means the stage humidity.
Yeah, peak of the low point is usually like 2pm and then it goes, it starts high, it goes down for 2pm and then up for night.
So at night time it's the hottest?
No, it's the most humid, that's why when you wake up there's dew on your car and shit.
You should have paid attention to school.
You're not gonna lie?
I didn't teach that to you.
This has messaged all the youth?
Dude.
If you're a kid that's in school right now, whether it's middle school, high school, college,
and you have a dream, drop out of school and follow your dream.
Don't listen to your teachers, don't listen to your parents.
Drop out, follow your dream, and just do it, brother.
Bro, you were not signed by Nike.
What are you saying?
Sorry, guys.
I got a book, baby.
You sent me a lot of duties, but I'm not the shop's man.
I didn't.
I made it happen.
That's got some cocaine.
Oh my god.
That's a fake shot.
That would have happened.
I wouldn't have been fucked up.
That's a triple shot.
Let's do this.
Triple shot.
Oh.
So.
Yeah, what exactly is this?
Skittles.
Skittles?
You okay?
I've got a little skittle.
Man on mine.
Oh, you're the man.
So you got the camera inside.
I'm gonna take you inside.
Yeah.
Get some skittles in the mouth.
Woo.
I'm bringing them my alleybikes now and the pina colada.
Thank you.
That's beautiful.
I'm bringing the Miami Vice now in the Pina Colada.
Thank you. Appreciate you bringing us so much.
How are we live?
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
I'll set a track man.
How are we live?
Thank you.
How are we live?
We nearly haven't moved.
We're in Rio de Janeiro.
It's a big show.
How is this possible?
We're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back.
Chad, I don't know what happened.
Let me just start at it.
Oh my God, he's doing the lift thing.
He's doing the lift thing.
Well Luke, wait, can we get a double lift thing?
Hold on, both of you do it bro.
No, I don't know what the lift thing is.
It's not even like, it's just, it's not a thing we can do, it's just happening.
Oh man, you had your, literally wearing white and black T-shirts.
No, it's, I swear to God, Drew, it's been like, we're upset about something.
You are wearing a French shirt and can't name a single other player besides Mbappรฉ.
Mbappรฉ, you call him.
Mbappรฉ. Respect football. It's Mbappรฉ. Respect football.
Let's take these shots.
Which color do you have?
Kind of the...
It's a mad, just drunk.
You don't want to know.
Bro, come on.
This is a really big shot.
It's what I mean, dude.
It took a lot of minutes to get this shot.
It's a shot. It's supposed to be shot.
Wait, it's really strong?
Wait, should we take it a little bit?
Let's see what it's made of.
Let's see what it's made of.
Let's see. Let's see.
You have to make the whole thing.
I'm not finishing the whole thing.
Take a little shot.
I kind of want to put a skittle in there.
That is not strong.
Oh my god.
It's not that strong.
Oh my god.
You guys are some sissy.
We're not that sure.
Oh my god, my god, my god.
Oh my god, my chest hurts.
What are you shacking the bottom?
Let's get up.
No, no, no.
My chest is on the bottom.
One of my back is on the bottom.
What is on the bottom of your arm?
Oh my god, my chest hurts.
Why is my chest hurts?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Why is my chest hurt?
I'm just gonna give a shot.
I'm gonna give you a...
Don't play with me.
Let's get it out of there.
Don't play.
Let's get it out of here.
Oh, I love you.
Why is my chest hurt?
I love you.
What if mine's here? Try a sip of it.
I just took a food shot.
That means a little sip.
Yeah.
But if you drink it faster, it'll taste good.
Yeah, if you take a spill, you'll take a spill, put it in your mouth.
That one's not as bad.
I know. The orange one's bad. I'm not gonna lie.
You got the bad one.
Oh my God.
more is just alcohol, it's just alcohol, more is just alcohol
ok, but at least that's fine
big ass rat in the back, just like you seen in the bush
no, I'm feeling it, my whole body is taking over it now, I'm holding on to it
Are you a good swimmer?
I'm not trying to get out of here dad.
I might get, oh you might get a freeze, I'm not asleep.
What is that, what is that, what is that?
Here you go. How was it?
Amazing.
I killed mine.
I see man, I brought an X on for you man.
For you?
Thank you.
I'll kill it.
Are these purple things candy?
All of them are candy.
I'll do the following.
Please.
So, so...
So, so...
Hi, girl.
Hi, girl.
Hey, girl.
Hey, girl.
Did you... did you... did you...
Did you...
Did you...
She's a good painter, right?
What?
I think at the beginning when she said I found her,
she said, you gotta...
She didn't say that.
She didn't even decide that I saw her, though.
She said, this is your house you guys painted around.
Meaning, like, so, we're...
What was I saying?
What?
What's kind of sick?
Is that a hobby, you're saying?
You didn't even finish your first shot.
What?
You didn't finish your first shot.
Hey, you can hear that seconds.
Oh my god, it's more food.
Am I going to eat the lobster pizza?
Lobster pizza, man. That's a strong.
I'll put a shatty damn down there.
No, no, no.
We have to cut that in half.
It's too big.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, buddy.
Holy shit.
This is our open order now.
I even sick it for you.
No one else has these pizza.
I don't think I have pictures of it, I didn't even see it.
Geez.
That's who you left it with, so...
Hang on!
Damn you.
Dude, look at the amount of cups you see.
Bro, it's them, it's not us.
They're not the number one.
Dude!
Dude, I'm feeling it!
Oh my god!
I'll be honest, I'm...
We're either going up a hundred bricks,
or either we're going down two hundred.
I'm really gone, not the peanut cloud.
And they're not going down.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
Russell, you want to get into this lobster pizza with me?
It's lobster pizza.
You know, Chad, is it just me or does like McDonald's
fill you guys up more than normal food?
What? It's not the opposite.
No, like a salad doesn't bring up as normal as McDonald's.
To be honest with that opinion, is it worth taking a bite of it?
Right?
Oh, so we're taking a bite of that right now.
Did they ask you?
She was like, hey, hold the gap.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Wait, is that the gap?
Is that the gap?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I'm gonna check out I'm gonna check out for 30 seconds. Give me a sec
So what's this being drunk feeling?
You wanna find out?
No, I don't want to find out. I just wanna know what we're gonna do.
No, it's the best thing ever.
It's not the best thing ever.
You been with Tyson that in them?
Yeah, that's why right here man, Tyson that.
Really?
Yeah, I'm his eyes and ears.
Buddy, you know Speed?
Yeah, yeah, that's my boy. That's my man's.
Speed was just your man.
I know, he told me, he told me to come.
He got Speed being racing and doing all the other things.
Yeah, it was fun.
It was fun, it was shit.
I had a guy that got so much energy and all the life.
Always smiling.
And he don't even drink.
He's just happy. He's got good energy.
He's naturally born with it.
You put me on the camera?
Yes sir.
You put me in Bahamas, tell her to put that in the watch, man.
Hey!
Put me in the hand.
Tell her to put that in the watch.
How many people you got watching you?
We got 25,000 right now.
I know.
That's what you do, man.
It's a lot.
People don't watch barren people.
So you want real content right here?
There's real content, eating and drinking.
So you let me record you as you eat and drink all day?
No, that's what we do all day.
Pretty much.
Pretty much.
Yeah, that's what we do all day.
Yeah, for the most part.
I'm a food reviewer.
All right.
Let me know, because you have 30,000 people watching you.
Yes, sir.
So if the food is good, let me know.
If it's bad, you let me know.
I'll let you know.
Thank you.
It's good so far.
My guy.
Appreciate you, man.
Don't take it safe, man.
I like your hands.
Huh?
I, I box up a lot of these pictures as long as...
Oh ho ho!
You want you one?
Yeah, come on out, wait for it.
You know that guy called me from the wrong place.
He's the main around now.
I'm good at it.
He's the grunge.
He's the grunge he is.
Why do, why do they say screaming here with the sea?
They say that people are screaming.
I don't know.
Right.
It's about main...
Just the accent maybe.
Yeah, yeah, it's accent.
Did you just tell me who you like his hands?
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm just kidding.
Yo, you said you liked his hands and he said he boxed it.
He's gonna beat your ass.
He's gonna beat your ass.
Alright.
I'm about ready to head out.
I'm about ready to head out.
Pepsi!
Can we get a few to-go boxes and a check?
We're gonna get a few to-go boxes and a check.
Let's do one, two, two to go.
Pepsi make it three so we can box you up.
I like that.
You're a target.
She's got some nice energy.
She's going to show me university.
I'm going to say a lot of ten out of ten.
Hot salad, 9 hours in.
Jerk chicken, 8 hours in.
Little spicy.
Little spicy, 8 hours in.
And I'm gonna say pizza.
I'm gonna give this pizza 8.5 hours in.
8 hours in.
I'm still getting views.
Now we're at the airport.
We're literally just sitting here.
We haven't moved.
How's that possible?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
Wait give me the chicken oh my god, he's skinny
Russell Q. Give me the brownie is he straight
That's some spicy
That's like the beach path. Everybody takes care of her. That's why she's so friendly.
So she's taking care of her.
Oh, trust. Why is she so skinny?
Don't mind her being as tiny as she is. It could have been. I know she just had some
fuck. So if they had nursing, it's not a problem.
Where's the to-go container?
I gave.
No, no, no, I'm right here.
Can you hand me the to-go, please?
I gave?
Right.
She's on a human food ban.
She loves jerks.
She's so rich, she's mostly kind of smart bro, it's kind of the meta.
She's getting free meals out here.
She eats all of it every day.
Oh my god, I started talking about Petsy.
You want some chicken brownie?
Yeah, look at the nipples.
She definitely just had puppies.
She has nipples.
That's what I said.
That's why she's feeling so good.
You're so smart.
I got a shit food.
Oh, you do?
I got a shit food.
What is your name?
My name, my shit food is, his name is Corbina.
I'm a high-class Kobe girl.
Me too!
I signed into Kobe.
Wow!
Yeah, I have four children.
I'm a Kobe guy from number eight to number twenty-four.
Kobe's a braze ago.
He's a braze now.
He's still the best.
Brownie, did you just have babies?
Did you just have babies?
Yeah.
You just have babies, huh?
I wonder where she sleeps.
Her nickels are out.
She just had babies.
Yeah.
Where are her babies?
Where are your babies?
You should go find him, Darla.
I will.
I'll help Darla.
Give me a hug.
Oh.
See you, Trinket.
Are you drunk, Darla?
Oh, no.
Are you drunk?
Trinket.
Trinket.
Kind of a little bulk of your pants.
You want to come back to the poor house?
Oh, my God.
Yo, Russell, you need to give me...
You can take the joy out of that one.
Yeah, Darla.
Tell him to lock in, though.
You know, Darla.
You don't need a fuel.
Who can't even take care of Coco?
Can't even take care of this thing?
What do you mean we can't take care of Coco?
Coco's all over the floor, bro.
That's not Coco.
Who is it?
Is it Burger?
Is it Burger?
Look at the ribs, I don't like that.
Some skinny...
Holy drinks.
What is this, right here?
You're mine?
No, it's no alcohol.
Oh, God, girl.
This is why I never went to college.
Oh, jeez.
I want to stay right here.
We'll choke your chair.
You guys cannot.
I don't want to leave.
Yes, you'll stay right here.
I don't want to leave.
I want to stay with Brownie.
Okay, Miss Brownie.
It tastes so much better than alcohol. It tastes so much better.
Well, I have a fucking jerk chicken on my shirt.
That's pretty good. I like that.
So, are you good, Miss Lisa?
Are you okay?
There's some other dogs.
Okay.
What if that was...
Hello, Miss Lisa.
I'm just kidding.
She doesn't have a home. This isn't fair.
She sleeps outside on the beach
and she doesn't have a family.
Brody, you want a family?
you want a family? Dude, what are you saying? I guess they're taking this dog home, bro.
You want to come with us, son? You want to come with us?
Yo, this tastes good. I get down on this. I get down on this.
That's you, Pepsi. That's you right there, baby.
Is that mine?
That's good.
Why don't I cry? I'm actually gonna cry.
I'm actually gonna cry. I'm actually gonna cry.
Don't ask me.
Don't ask me.
She probably hasn't felt safe in so long.
Because she's just, she's straight.
Yeah, but they didn't have to do that.
She's like, being terrible.
You can't take her away from me.
Yeah, sure, you gotta get the whole set with you.
They're cooked.
They're cooked.
I think he's waiting for me.
I'm pretty sure he's waiting.
Alright, let's go over and see what happens.
Let's get going.
I'll move them up.
I'm sorry, Barry.
I'm down on my drink, or what?
I gotta go.
Okay?
thank you so much for stopping by man of course dude great drinks man because i've got a whole
three of three thanks man thanks dude
you know pepsi single
you
you
you
you
you
You
We can try if you want.
Alright.
Oh my gosh! Oh my goodness!
Oh she was built for us!
It's working now.
Maybe.
You're so cute, baby.
She probably never gets belly rubs ever.
She's probably never gets belly rubs ever.
She's probably never gets belly rubs ever.
She's looking at you like...
Oh, I thought so.
You're not gonna get anywhere.
You're gonna get a chance.
You're gonna get a chance.
Why does it always ever... My phone's gone!
Matthew, I have my phone over there.
I have two bars.
I didn't want to trade your phone.
Hey Russell!
Can you see off my phone on the couch?
I have full perfect service on mine yo
Oh
Look how beautiful the Bahamas is bro, look how beautiful this shit is
Shit is so beautiful.
You okay?
This kid wants a picture of you either way.
Oh, I got you.
Is it working up here or no?
Yes. It's just your phone. You suck.
Well, no. This is the phone we used when we got here.
No, you just suck.
No, this is the phone we used when we got here and it wasn't working.
You suck.
Hey, and you're a drunk, you're a baby drunk.
You just cry.
Hey, Brownie.
All right.
Hey, belly rubs, Brownie.
You want belly rubs, Brownie?
That's a cool moon.
You've never seen the moon look like that before.
You know what they call that?
A croissant moon.
Who, then?
That's a croissant moon.
You take this, right?
Hey, Brownie.
Oh, are you out there running?
Hey, puppy.
Oh, you want belly rubs?
You want belly rubs?
These dogs are so cute.
Moved to the city in a breakdown car and...
Oh, there we go.
I know, he's itching.
Try the other phone for chat?
The other phone for chat?
Yeah.
Charlie, you ready?
Here.
Holy shit, it's hot.
Yeah, it's hot.
That's why it was like this.
No, it was doing the same thing when we switched it.
On this one.
Hi, Brownie.
Darla, you coming or you staying here?
Yeah, I'm coming.
Of course, right here.
Of course, okay.
See you at the house.
You're not coming?
Oh.
What's right there?
Huh?
What's that drink you got?
I don't even know, but it was good.
Alright Charlie, that thing was drenched in alcohol.
I know, it wasn't.
Drenching alcohol.
I know he wasn't. You can tell when something happened with Tru.
That was not an alcohol.
That was a good drink.
Thank you!
Appreciate you guys, thank you so much!
Hey Chad, if y'all come to the Bahamas, make sure you guys go to this place.
He's powered!
He's powered!
Oh, Tiki Bikini! Tiki Bikini!
Tiki Bikini!
Yeah.
I don't know what phone we're on, where are my phone now?
I
Carry
Oh, how do I get this staying out Russell?
Fucking jerk chicken on my
Yeah
Exactly
That was thinking
What you think you would cost if I wanted to move wait is it on this can someone check I don't have phone it is
You gonna afford a place here?
A little thousand dollars a month actually?
Stephen, how much is like an average apartment?
I would probably 10,000, 1,500.
Wow, so I could move here.
Yeah.
I could do that.
Huh.
I might have to think about it.
You buy a house probably a year or so, you become a citizen.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Okay.
Where did Lacey and Darlin go?
They're right there.
Chabevice.
I was here? Oh, no.
I don't know. Is Darlin drunk too?
No, no, no. I mean, she only had one drink.
There's only one she's drunk on left.
I'm not even drunk. I had four drinks on my drunk.
Chae, I can literally move around the way you guys are talking about.
I literally make $30,000 a year after tax.
I know, that's pretty good, bro.
I can easily afford that.
Wait, after tax?
Wait, that means you have zero dollars to spend on...
Yeah, we don't have tax income tax.
Oh, you don't have income tax?
Wait, so we're just getting fucked about it in here.
I didn't make a mess.
Ladies, don't worry, we switched to my phone because for some reason my phone works perfectly here,
but this one doesn't.
Makes it to a lot of sense, right?
you're slurring his words somebody said no he's not slurring my words I'm not
drunk I'm not drunk I'm not drunk bro I'm not drunk
you're a lightweight bro imagine being drunk bro I had more drinks than you come on my
hands bro your ass is crying over fucking dogs that's sad it's not good
it's not that's fair it's crying well could you imagine a dog that has no home
that just sleeps on a beach bro that's bad RNG bad RNG I appreciate that you can't fuck with a man crying over a dog
No, bad RNG.
Every dog in the entire world deserves a home.
And that dog doesn't have one.
And then you cry.
Oh, it's just really, it was me after all.
It doesn't matter if he eats good, bro.
Because that's the thing.
He's like, bro, it doesn't matter what food he has.
He doesn't have a family to go home to every single day.
Yeah, he's a little mashing, bro.
The Pepsi every day, man.
Oh, Pepsi's lit.
I wouldn't look at it.
Pepsi's lit.
So whatever.
Let's say survival's man, they're fucking.
You don't got to beg for nothing every single night
just given to you.
Pepsi don't play.
Bro, well Brownie probably eats better than fucking every dog on earth.
The matter was she eats better than bro, she doesn't have a family to scratch her belly.
Heh heh.
I mean you started crying over the ocean.
Yes!
I got you a surprise, a surprise bro.
Can't defend him though.
Bro, stop giving him pity fucking head scratches.
That was so beautiful.
That was so beautiful.
I just need a hug right now.
I ain't gonna lie now.
Oh brother.
Oh
Where did you do that do what?
To watch what I do what?
I saw you brother shit actually makes no sense now my phone's working perfectly like bro this this place is retarded
Maybe if you sit up and start with me?
What looks too anything for a hug?
They have towels that are at their B&B?
Yeah, that is a good question.
I'm at the top towel.
Yo, do you think we're staying in like a homeless shelter, bro?
I packed my own towels.
Okay, that's worth all.
Why are you asking that?
I've never heard of anyone packing their own towels for a vacation.
I also packed my own shampoo.
Okay, that's valid.
No, that's valid.
Well, that's valid.
Wait, I don't think I packed that.
I guess.
Whoa, what did you say?
I'm not so stressed out here, so don't say that.
Well, we just said I'm drunk.
I'm clearly not drunk.
So am I.
I'm not drunk at all.
Are you sure about that?
Yeah.
What is metru- why are you gonna call me metru?
What does that mean?
It's a Metro Luke.
What does Metro mean?
Did you wash your hands?
I did hand sanitize.
I hand sanitize.
Hand sanitizer costs 99.9% germs.
What about the 1%?
But that 0.0001% might kill me.
Does anyone have a tight stick?
No.
No?
No?
shirt. Oh, it's like you can only wear white shirts. That fucking jerk chicken on my jersey.
That ocean was so beautiful with the sunset.
So beautiful. The most beautiful thing in the whole world.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever made my eyes on.
Couch.
Couch.
See you there.
They're saying we should just go to the casino.
Hey Steven.
Hey.
How big is Albuquerque?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Think about what you're going to say.
What are you going to say?
What are you going to say?
I respect Steven.
I would never say anything.
What are you going to say?
What are you going to say?
What are you going to say?
What are you going to say?
I was going to ask him how big the island is.
Okay.
Seven miles by 21 miles.
Seven miles wide, 21 miles wide.
I got a question.
Oh my God.
Hey
Keep it to yourself, bro
What's was that it is that big seven miles 21 miles. Oh, it's oh yeah, because it seems it seems kind of small
It's a rock
But it's the capital so everything's on a rock here. Yes. That's it. What happens if the rock sinks and everybody go down with it
You've never 60 years, you know that's it grew up here
Even I got some questions for you off-street. Yeah, man
What do you have to ask
You're gonna ask him about that one time
What him and his friend were in the bed together?
What for that one time you took the shower
That's kind of crazy to think about.
Every place on a planet, Earth is technically our rock that's floating in the ocean.
Isn't Earth a rock?
Earth itself's a rock.
I passed geography.
Is Earth a rock?
So we're just on a floating rock right now.
So if I die, who cares?
Wait, is Earth a perfect sphere?
Are you a flat Earth or bro?
I don't think it exists, by the way.
So Earth is in a perfect circle.
What if it's like slightly oval?
It probably is.
It's an egg?
Not a flat earth-er.
Earth is Earth-shaped.
Oh, okay.
It's an egg-like sphere, Tim.
It's really a perfect circle.
Here's the truth, bro.
Nobody will ever know.
We do know. We were in space.
Where are we?
I mean, you could say that maybe.
Nobody will ever truly know the truth
of the origin of this planet.
Or anything.
Nobody will truly ever know
100% certainty
the truth of the origin.
We just believe.
We're a bunch of fucking sheep
and sheep. That just believe.
Sad Jigsie in the back.
Now you're saying here we go.
Wait, can we go on desktop Russell?
Dude could you flashbang me any harder?
Oh my god Drew!
Geez man, I don't know where I'm going.
Drill!
Hey, hey, hey, come here!
Holy shit, look at the moon!
I just said that!
You could see the actual moon.
Wait, wait, look.
Look, you could see the actual moon, hold on.
We can see it in California, Drill.
No, wait, look, come here, come here.
Look, you could see the circle, but...
I don't wanna see the moon!
Come here.
You see it?
I do see it.
Where's Lacey?
He's outside.
I'm right here.
Oh.
Feels good.
Where's your cracky showing?
Look at this picture I took.
Look, you could see the full moon.
It looks so cool on the aesthetic.
What the fuck is he doing?
Um, save your worry.
Don't save them.
Hey babe.
Wait, are we done with Steven for the night?
Yeah.
Steven!
Chad, it's fucking game time!
You're good for the night!
Wait, darling, did you give me a towel?
Yes, sir.
Wait, actually, no cell good, Drew, come in.
I have the phone, though.
No, Drew, I'm not kidding.
I put my key in it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Take all your clothes off and come inside.
No, no.
Take all your clothes off and come inside.
I don't want to get wet.
Just take all your clothes off and come inside.
I don't want to get wet.
Just, you, just say that.
Take your dick out.
wrong with you. Do you want your towel Darla? Yeah.
Want to take it? No, it's okay.
Go in Drew. I don't want to go in. I don't want to get wet.
I don't want to ruin my jersey. I don't want to get wet.
There you go. I don't want to get wet. I don't want to go in the pool.
Do you want your towel? Here you go.
Here you go.
Linda, why would you?
Russell, put your feet in it.
Why would you do that?
Russell, put your feet in it.
It feels good.
Why?
Why would you do that?
Now it's howl's wet in its fucking place.
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry.
That's howl's wet.
I'll give you another one.
Can you?
Yeah.
Or Drew can.
Here, I'll hold the phone.
Wait, ready?
No, no, no, put the light back on for a second.
That's still feeling tough in the chat.
No, please no. Please no.
Wait, it actually feels like a fucking asshole.
Yeah, watch how fast I can swim, ready? Watch this.
Whoa, come on!
Fucking asshole.
See how fast I can swim, Jack?
I'm practicing shit.
Hey, what phone is this?
It's mine.
Which one?
Over there?
No, no, this one's mine.
I don't know if it's that one.
It is.
Where do we want Stephen tomorrow?
Look, he's kind of...
I'm sure.
Wait, Joe.
Joe!
Can we use Stephen tomorrow?
Yeah.
I better bet.
Bet.
We'll figure out what time tomorrow I'll have to text this morning.
Probably like one.
Oh, it's even asleep with me.
Okay.
Yeah, bud.
No, it's not.
Wait.
Wait, careful.
That's my phone?
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah, wait, where's the other phone then?
I don't know.
Wait.
Where's the chat phone, Lacey?
I gave it to you.
Probably in the postal mark.
Bro!
Wait, where do you put the chat phone?
Yeah, from the table.
Inside?
Chat, look at this.
It's a Bahama dollar.
Yeah, right here.
And you know what he said?
He says, is this Martin Luther King?
Okay, maybe you should have kept that one to yourself.
Oh.
Oh, who's Martin Luther King?
I don't see him, whoa.
Wow, wow, what?
Wait, Martin Luther King?
What about him?
Okay
That's Chris wait you think they're check it here at the ocean. No, wait
Can you guys hear it?
Chris Tucker died our rest in peace, bro
What happened to Chris Tucker? What did that have in
What's that?
I don't know.
Wait, could they hear it?
They're saying yes.
I'm just gonna let it come up.
Do you want to set up the desktop real quick?
Yeah, let me see my pencil.
Okay.
Maybe you can stop staring.
I'm working right now, now I know.
It's chilling here.
Let's try over here.
Try to re-hear.
Super good.
What's that shade of agnostic?
It's a white.
Oh, you're talking to me?
Got the backpack on.
If you can hear me, please.
This is what I am doing.
I am doing what I can.
We are doing what we can.
We are doing what we can.
I am doing what we can.
We are doing what we can.
We are doing what we can.
Are you serious?
We are doing what we can.
The song?
He was singing the song.
Yeah, how much are we going up tonight?
How much is Lacey going up?
A real old accident.
Can you flush my feet out of the toilet?
Bro, are you that lazy?
Bro, I forgot!
Nah, you're a king, lazy.
Why are you laughing, shit?
Bro, what are you doing here?
Are you gonna fuck?
Are you real?
Who are you?
You have to have a neck under there.
I have a time.
I can't ask how to hold a big ball down right now.
I can't even see what big balls I need.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
At least he's hurt.
True.
He's got hands.
In the chat, okay.
I'm going to try.
I don't know if it's the same setting to switch another new picture for it.
The stream's on there, I'll just pass it.
Holy shit, I'm so excited!
Yes!
Oh, my pants are on that, Chris.
Careful, there's a camera on it.
Oh, I think it's in there.
Oh, my pants are on that.
Oh, my pants are on that, Chris.
Careful, there's a camera on it.
I think it should be working here.
Do you have a light in here?
I have a light in here.
I have a light in here.
Is that better?
Yeah, way better.
Maybe a little change on an angle though?
No, I'm just going to say a little lower.
I'm not going to put it down a little bit.
Put it down a little bit.
Check it.
Uh, I don't know.
Oh, no.
Not beyond.
Oh, no.
Wait.
Turn that off real quick.
Chow, I'm switching over real quick.
Give me a second.
Put the phone off.
Second and just go ahead and use the right.
Got it.
Yeah.
It's angled better.
That should be good.
I think it's going to be good.
Got it.
Yeah.
It's going down a little. Is that better?
It's angled better. That should be good right there.
Cheyya, y'all can see me?
I'm going to try and play with it.
It's really strong.
When they're saying it's a really bad quality.
Mike is low.
Is that better?
Do it, yeah.
How about a shot?
Yo, I accidentally followed you.
Is it all right if I unfollow?
What the fuck?
Jack and Y'all see me?
Wait am I good Joe?
To switch
Yeah
Mike's peaking well y'all told me to turn it up so I turned it up. Is that better?
Yo, I'm so excited. Oh my God, I never, yo, I'm gonna lie to you. Excitement I have on my body right now is like, is literally like Christmas.
Can you switch on bot rigs, whatever? I'm gonna work bot rigs.
Wait, it's on ingest.
That's fine, no? It's on the back, huh? Yeah.
Oh, wait, you don't even need a stream office. I'm retarded.
target. So they can see Murino. Yeah. So y'all can see Murino. How? I'm not even
alive
How long does that take?
It's a it's a it's a commander. Yes to get command. What's it called bot rix rix?
Holy shit this
It's playing a lot of games here.
Whoa!
They're saying it's already in my chat.
Is it?
Yeah.
On kick, on kick?
On kick, Snowy?
It's in the kick chat.
Oh.
Don't tell it.
Is it?
Consent.
Who's saying Snowy?
Yeah, it is.
Selected.
Oh.
Thinkin' you had.
I gotta add the commands myself right now?
It takes two seconds.
How do I do that?
Do I?
A mod cam?
Why are we on desktop? Maybe because it's 9 p.m. and I just I rush in for five hours in the Bahamas
How do I do it?
Yeah.
You cried for an hour.
Oh, so I cried for an entire hour.
Yo, like what are you all saying I did not cry for an hour
Okay
Okay, hold on shout we're almost ready
Jen you guys think I might get some tele or would you guys like actually no troll would you guys really want to send?
Like like oh, oh, it's my shade
Okay. All right.
chat chat we here if y'all see me we good
game time chat hey for all my people that are on twitch all my under 18
people W IRL stream W Bahamas if you weren't here earlier in the stream and
didn't understand every single month for about three to five days three to four
days I'm gonna be going on an IRL stream trip to somewhere around the
country and then IRL the entire day like I did till today and then at night
right now I am about to end my stream on Twitch and I'm about to go over to kick
and I am going to be gambling on roubet okay it's gonna be a one time trip a
month's stream so if you are not 18 unfortunately I'm sorry you cannot watch
but you're more than welcome to tune back in to the stream oh I think I just
fully lagged out
but but these streams are all these IRL streams all these trips all this content
that I do go out of the country for. Rubett is paying for it so shout out to Rubett.
My kick is literally just lacykick.com slash lacy. It's just a few hours a month like
Not a lot literally just like a few hours a month when I'm traveling when I'm out of the country
Then I'm gonna be on kick gambling. So I'm gonna spark up right now on there. Let me switch
The what oh, no what that means
is right. Okay, hold on. So I should be live right now on kick. Let me know if I'm live,
let me know if I'm live. But if you don't want to come watch, if you're not above 18,
I'll be live tomorrow doing a full IRL day in the Bahamas. Okay. Full IRL day. Oh, I
I'm gonna make sure I'm alive actually, wait, cause it's not going to be on the right ingest, is it?
Maybe it will be, I'm not sure.
Okay, I'm doing a lot of things at once right now, holy shit, give me a sec.
Let me make sure I'm good.
I am good.
I see the Keck was coming in on the kick chat.
Nice bro.
Bunch of fucking Keck was going on over there.
But hey, to all my Switch people, to all my under 18 people, I love y'all.
time for the adult shit to happen. But thank you guys for watching the IRL
streaming to Bahamas day two will be tomorrow. It's going to be me and my
brother doing IRL bingo. Okay. IRL bingo is going to happen tomorrow. Oh wait, I
don't even have an ending scene. Let me just fucking type ending. But I love you
guys and I am going to see y'all tomorrow for the IRL stream. If you want to
continue watching the stream, you're above 18. If you want to gamble or watch
me gamble, I'm going to be on kick for the next couple hours right here. This is
the link. And yeah, bro, but I'll be live I'm gonna be live early tomorrow. Okay. I
will show I'll be live early. Um, and yeah, bro, I love you guys. And I'm gonna see y'all
tomorrow. Okay. Peace out, man.