Lacy
☀️ BAHAMAS DAY 2 ☀️ IRL BINGO W/ MY BROTHER ☀️ CAN WE COMPLETE IT? ☀️ ELECTRIC CONTENT ☀️ FOOD POISONING ☀️ SUBSCRIBE FOR NO ADS ☀️
06-17-2026 · 7h 45m
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I think they can see me wait can y'all see me this whole time hello wait I'm
I'm actually confused.
Yeah, well this is cool.
Why are we in an alleyway?
We can walk over here.
Oh, we can.
Oh, hello, chat.
How y'all doing, man?
Hey, guys.
How are you doing, you're good, Luke?
Minus 100K.
Minus 140K.
Okay, so you guys think you're funny and got jokes,
all right?
Yo, I just started a fucking stream, man.
Hey, if you are here off the note-y,
Type here in a chat, write a headset then.
I didn't even wear a headset, son.
Type here in a chat right now.
Let's get a little roll call going, baby.
Let's get a little roll call going in this bitch.
Layla Beast, John, Monkey Man, Jacob, Anticond,
Monkey Man, Opogix, Snowy, Jeremiah, Codmaster,
we got Trap Attack, Dylan, Mitch with the sub,
Jamie Michael
The con I see snipes Emily. Hooray
Gracie Tyru global Lewis
Before I explain shit to you I'm gonna let y'all know right now. Um, I
Have food poisoning. Yeah, we're good. Um, I have food poisoning. I don't know what I ate yesterday
That gave me food poisoning, but I do have food poisoning
Um, if you were in the late night stream last night, you saw my shit in the toilet, brother.
I'm not kidding when I tell y'all. I have been shitting diarrhea all morning, bro.
The entire morning diarrhea has been coming out of my ass.
Um, I'm on a toilet every like 30 minutes, so there might be a lot of bathroom breaks today. Okay.
Of course, all you eat is breakfast to dinner. What does that mean? What does that even mean?
Are you okay? Yeah, I'm good. I'm thugging it out. I'm thugging it out
But I'm just letting y'all know I'm gonna be on a toilet a few times today every time I fart a little shit goes into my underwear
So it's not very fun. What are you doing?
I'm not messing around with this hot sun. It's like a 12 UV out here. Is it actually a 12 UV?
Yeah, so what's the white I am doing a bit outside in years? So you have 70 SPF
Vegan gluten-free sunbugs, and I got the,
it also came with, I bought that extra add-on,
came with lip balm.
Seven of them.
You want some?
No, I'm okay.
You sure you're not in your legs or anything?
No, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I like, I'm gonna be honest, I like getting sunburnt.
I don't know about y'all yet.
It hurts.
But I'm in the sun, I like getting burnt,
I like getting tan.
It hurts, it hurts.
You can't, this face and skin, you can't just get this.
To look like me, you gotta like,
it's like something that just comes over time,
you know what I mean?
Sunbomb is under investigation, don't wear that.
Since for what?
How do you mess up Sunbomb?
W's skin cancer.
Chad, y'all want to explain what's going on today?
For those of you who don't know, okay?
A few, two years ago, I, Lacey, invented something.
I created something called IRL Bingo.
Okay, yes, I invented IRL Bingo, that is my thing.
I created that.
Um, hold on, hold on, what's going on?
I'm going to come over here.
What's up, guys?
You guys were being here, man.
You can make it, think it for the five months, bro.
Let's go.
I'm capping.
Cap, how is that cap?
I literally did.
You did it.
A few years ago, I created something called IRL Bingo.
So basically, it's going to be on this
I
This isn't go back a little over here. It was good over here
Good with the name it's your one don't
L. Rums. Oh, so you're telling me Rums isn't even here?
What, I think about it's too much.
So Rums isn't even here.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, it's a good deal.
Rums isn't even here.
Like, I'm trying to figure out what I pay Rums for.
Generally, generally for the bottom of my heart, Rums, fuck you, bro.
You're a gambling addict, bro.
You're literally just a gambling alcoholic.
Anyways, we have bingo.
Are you ready to hear the bingo things?
Are you ready?
Yeah, you guys want to tell me.
Luke, if you guys don't know, he's a little bitch.
I'm not.
I'm being honest with you.
He doesn't really like to do new things.
He doesn't really like to do shit.
Everyone in my chat knows I'm a better team person.
He doesn't really like to do shit, okay?
Describing yourself.
So we have on the bingo card,
ride an ATV.
That's easy.
Yeah, that's easy.
Find a lizard.
We're in the Bahamas.
We're in the Bahamas.
Find a lizard.
But surely we can find a lizard.
Ride a jet ski.
That's easy.
Easy.
Now I will say this, you might not know this,
but apparently there is a American news warning
for Americans riding jet skis.
Wait, why?
Apparently it's like extremely dangerous right now
to ride jet skis in the Bahamas
because there's like unlicensed people
that are kidnapping people who go on jet skis
and there is a whole bunch of-
You're on it jet ski. How is somebody gonna kidnap you?
It doesn't even make sense. I think you're not even you're just saying she's even you know what I'm talking about
No, I saw the American Embassy put out an advisory warning that for Americans to be careful when riding jet skis renting heads
You gotta find someone license, okay
All of a sudden, who do you buy it from usually?
Who do you think does it?
In my head, they're like waiting in the water waiting for you to take you off of it.
No, it's the people you rent it from.
It takes you out on a boat, and then you get on a jet ski before you know it,
you're tied up on a stranded island.
That's not sure, Stephen?
Not that far.
You promise me?
Not that far.
Alright.
That's an exaggeration.
Okay.
So we'll be safe.
Have you ever witnessed it before or anything?
No?
Okay.
and Stephen doesn't do shit.
Since been here for a long time, I don't know.
Okay, are you ready for the next thing?
Next thing, we have to eat Bahamas fast food.
Personally, gonna be my favorite challenge of the day.
Isn't it the same as America?
No, because every country, they have different fast food,
so we have to eat Bahamas fast food, okay?
Then, I'm gonna go over here and see.
I mean, are you gonna eat fast food with us?
then we have to find a pet hermit crab so we got to go on to the ocean yes we
have to find a pet hermit crab we have to get three drinks from different
Bahama bars we have to ride a horse drawn carriage build a sand castle visit a
Bahamas fruit stand get something from the straw market I don't even know
Get a local to teach you a Baham, a Bahinian dance, learn how to speak Bahinian, do a Bahamese
food mukbang, and because of my strength tomorrow, I have to get Darla a gift.
Okay, so with my knowledge, when I keep seeing knowledge, we can do the mukbang last.
That'll be our dinner.
Okay?
Okay.
And then the gift, you will get at the straw store.
So you want me to get Darla a gift from the straw market?
Yes, we're killing two birds with one rock.
If we do it that way.
Well, see the thing about the thing about
the thing about Bangalore Luke is you want to kill
as many birds with as many stones as possible, right?
Yeah.
So to start right now, look where we're starting.
Look to our left.
That is an ATV rental.
Okay.
Okay.
So at the beach, we find the hermit crab.
and we build a sand castle.
Okay.
When we go jet skiing,
maybe the boat guy can teach us a little dance.
Maybe like shake our ass a little bit.
Well, I'll be the same skiing.
Yes.
So we're gonna risk someone who could potentially
kidnap us and have him teach us a dance.
Yes.
I don't know.
Oh, wait.
How the fuck are we gonna catch a fish?
With our hands.
It's hanging us.
Oh my God.
Nice one, bro.
Chad, is it even legal to fish in the Bahamas?
Oh yeah, we should visit the brownie.
What if he's not?
What if he's not?
What if he's not?
He's okay.
Now you'll park your car again.
So we're not doing that segment again.
Yes, I do.
I'm not going to cry, but I'm not a little baby.
Listen, let's start right now.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's start right now.
First things first, Chad, we are here and we have to rent an ATV.
An ATV.
Where are we?
Where's an ATV?
Where are we?
Where is an ATV?
You got to get a fishing rod dude, okay, so if we get a fishing rod we can fish
ATV fishing rod at the straw store not a bad idea simple so not a bad idea oh
my god look look look how you doing
Pleasure to meet ya. I would like to get some ATDs. Yes. Two. How? Looks like tractors.
You need to get a fishing license. No, we don't need a fishing license to fish, bro.
This is not the state of America's. You can fish without a license in the Bahamas. Fun fact.
Wait, really? How is that illegal? Are you sure?
Do you actually know all this? Yes? Oh, do I just realize I don't get one of these?
So you rather get checked should we get one of these or should we get four wheelers?
I'm gonna go see it all fit in this thing, and you could be our personal driver. Yeah, but this is less fun than
Like imagine us running around right around on these. Oh, here we go
The price is right here?
Four hours?
Two hours.
One hour? We don't need it for two hours. One hour.
One hour and two hours.
Why would we ever be on these for two hours?
Yeah, one hour.
Yeah, one hour.
You're gonna die on the four wheeler.
Like, what kind of energy are you even putting in here, you fucking asshole?
You're not gonna crash. You're gonna be fine.
Okay, fine
Well one hour drive their drive back is it to renew an hour to be two hours. Where are we driving?
It's only 50 extra dollars for two hours. Let's do two hours. We stay for the
All right
So let's do two hours on the can am outlander 450. Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you right now
Wait two hours sit. I'm the one driving. I'm gonna let you know
Into Bahamas. You're supposed to drive on the opposite side of the river
I personally don't really know how to do that, but I can learn and I'm gonna be on one with you
Yes, and you don't know how to drive on the opposite side of the room
Well, I know I mean I get practically go now. You gotta give me that hard to drive on the other side of the road
Right
Helmets
Also check this one text I got this morning someone back from home from Erie, Pennsylvania texted me this morning and said
I had only pulled the texture quick.
He said, hey brother, thanks for making
Eerie PA a big town place and putting it on the map.
Appreciate you.
So got all the Eerie PA refugees basically telling me
that I put Eerie on the map and everybody knows about it now.
I'm ready, sir.
I don't need to let him.
What do you mean?
He's on the phone.
Take this vehicle, it's much safer.
Damn, we got shamed.
This is lame though.
We might as well just ride on the road anyway.
If we're taking this, we might as well just ride in a car.
That's 350.
At least, where are you driving?
Yeah, you're literally driving on the road,
like a regular person.
And you want it for two hours.
That's what I'm saying.
It's an hour and we're on the floor.
Because I'm taking it to the store.
What store?
To the shop market.
Oh, so we're shopping.
Brother, if we're on, dude, if we're 10 minute drive away
from the shop market, we might as well ride in ATV.
Yo listen, I invented IRL Bingo.
I started this.
Okay, that's really fine.
It's just, you wanted two hours to go to the straw market.
It's just in case we're not back in an hour.
What's the group?
What's he gonna do if we're not back in an hour?
Probably charge our car?
Yeah, we should probably take two hours.
Just to be safe, chat, right?
Why do I have, is that Kevin Gates?
Hey, listen to Kevin Gates, are you?
Nice.
Nassau is small.
Okay, and so is my dick, but it still works, okay?
So, let's just, you know, let's do it.
What do you think, Drew?
Think, this is gonna be a good decision here.
Think isn't it?
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah, I get it.
I get it.
Oh, jeez.
What happened here?
Whoa.
I might have to shop.
How do you do that?
Hello?
Hello?
I'm just behind the house.
You hiding?
Hey, I'm a guy from the guys from the club.
Oh, we're doing two for two hours each.
Two for two hours each.
He's a brand new guy.
I don't know.
Do you see exactly what I am?
Yeah, you have me.
Chad, it's literally mine.
LMS, Reed.
What is LMS?
LMS, Reed. What is LMS?
LMS, Reed.
Appreciate the raid. LMS.
LMS.
Oh, look at these helmets.
We don't have to wear helmets.
We got our helmets?
Yeah, we got our helmets.
Really?
Yeah.
Are these washed?
Yeah.
I don't know what's wrong with you.
You think that's right?
Yes, we'll do two four-wheelers for two hours each.
Alright, I don't want to put anything in there.
Let's go, man.
Alright, sit down, sit up, come on, man.
Even when you're right here, bring it up.
Okay.
What happened?
What happened?
I don't know, I don't know.
What happened, okay?
About a white one, though.
Ah, let's all bust it up.
There's sand in it.
Oh, God.
Oh my god.
How do you...
They don't just use simple straps here.
They have different sizes or they all the same size?
They have a big head, yeah.
Well, I actually have a small head chat, fun fact.
Like, this is a little too big. No, it's a good size.
Oh, this is way too big.
No, no, no, you gotta tighten it. Look.
No, but it's not fitting around my head well.
Look at that!
Look it! Tell me how to look good!
Tell me how to look good in my helmet!
What size is this one? Tell me how to look good!
Chat saying that's always someone in the chat said I've been to this place before they don't watch the helmets
I got lights from here
Is that Rod wave?
We got lights from here
You got a big head
Trying to strap in
Is this in a rod? Are we going to Bahamas?
Oh, he's starting to lift up.
He's starting to throw wheelers up?
Hey, he's taking a seat on time out there.
We got something to do, buddy.
Um, is it cool if I make the stream up?
Because the backpack, actually, when the wife actually decides to work on the backpack,
it makes the stream lag.
So I'm probably going to take the backpack off.
Why is the stream up that?
No, because I have to switch to my phone hotspot,
spot because that's not going to make the stream lag, but for some reason the backpack does.
So let me get this straight, we paid $30,000 for a backpack, but it did not work.
When it kicks in, it makes the whole lag.
So the backpack actually messes the service up?
Yes, so I'm going to switch it to my phone because that's more consistent for some reason.
all right should be good
I was like, wait, how do I eat it?
Do I take my helmet?
We're getting really close.
Ow!
I'm gonna be holding your waist on the four-wheeler,
so anything's gonna happen.
How the, yo, you got a big-ass head!
I
Got a biggest head on planet Earth. Oh my god. I think maybe
Sorry Chad the phone was overheating
Just get another one sorry Titan yo get a different comment
Okay
Oh my
Okay, so it seems to be that these don't really take it. Yeah, they're just for the fashion. Oh
Yeah, the straps are just for fashion
So when I fall off it's kind of from a hedgeroo sitting you know, no, you're a suit
Hey, dude, one driving whose head is even this big?
Is it really need to be tightened?
It's supposed to be adjustable.
There you go.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, wait a minute.
This one's better, I think.
Unless I'm...
Am I the moron?
Yes.
Am I the idiot?
100%.
Is it fine?
No, because mine doesn't tighten either.
Maybe this guy can help.
Yeah.
Mmm, you wanna touch me?
I don't know.
Yes!
So I'm the one that's dumb!
What about you, Russell? You know?
Oh fuck, we have to wear helmets too.
Yeah, yeah, you guys have to-
Can we even need one? Should we just ride with Steven?
This is definitely a-
Wait a little bit, we gotta- we gotta- we gotta trust me, trust me, trust me.
Do I see you want to, like, tell you?
Yeah!
Can I wait?
Yeah.
Should we be better?
Dude.
Okay, I mean, I'm sorry, I can't help it.
You have the world's biggest head.
Dude, your head's just as big as mine.
No, you literally have the world's biggest head.
I have a better jaw line.
You have a, your head is like a fucking balloon.
Oh my God.
Dude.
There you go.
Yeah, this is, this is fine.
I'll be fine.
Wait a minute, this one will be better.
This one will work.
No, trust me, this one will work.
I think he's having difficulties with this.
I don't think the ATVs turned healthy.
They're saying you guys both have egg heads.
No, we don't.
I worked out my nest, so that's probably why.
I work out my job.
I give up, bro.
This is the same thing. I think you grab the same helmet every time.
Two big, big bobble heads.
So, what do you think of this straight chat?
You guys think my head's not on normal size.
Hold on, Russell.
Whoa!
All right, Dree, are you ready to put your helmet on for school?
I don't need a helmet for school.
Let's bring you back to the day when you used to go on a short bus
and have class with four other kids.
I
Yes, all right, I need you put it put your helmet on do sad people to get to me
Another five
Wait, how does it fit you sound have a giant head
Bro, if anything, my head would be small if it doesn't fit.
It's the opposite.
The reason it doesn't fit you is because your head is so big,
un-proportional, you can put your body behind it.
I'm serious.
They're saying this looks natural on me.
He does look natural on you, Michael.
With the backpack and stuff, you do.
You kind of look like Toby McGuire.
Ready?
Yeah.
Wait, no way Portugal lost!
VAMOS!
VAMOS! No way Portugal lost, Shat!
Dude, all I'm gonna say is, the fact that Portable is so bad that they have to play
Ronaldo at his age for 90 whole minutes is just sad, bro.
Head Ronaldo somehow, dude.
Russell D. Oh, shit.
Yeah, it was in my head.
Nice.
I guess I'm normal.
I wouldn't say all that, to be honest.
I know where you sleep.
Two hours.
Wait.
How old?
23?
30?
How old are you?
24?
24?
24?
How old are you?
24.
24?
23?
21?
I'm 20.
20 and 19?
19.
Alright, I knew a jet driver was nice and a jet driver was nice.
Okay.
Alright.
Sure.
How's your day going today, man?
I'm ready, man.
You doing catch?
Uh, I don't think so.
Carter, right, Carter?
Aye.
Is it ATM?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
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that is more than my m5 is that more than my mg yeah it is
oh 750cc oh okay well my scooter is 150cc and that goes what 60 no it does go 60 but
It takes fucking five minutes to get to 60.
Listen, how many miles per hour is this thing go?
Let me see, Chad, I can't see it.
Alright, the name is...
Nicholas, and then Fossil.
85?
Luke, we're going 85 miles an hour.
We're not at your drive.
The streets are made for 80 miles an hour.
Oh, you're in bed?
They fly, bro.
You even know how to drive on that side of the road.
No, he knows what he's doing.
I know what I'm doing.
What's your telephone number?
My telephone number?
814?
Whoa.
Ray, man, I'm not going to die when it's fun.
No, that's okay.
Today is a day you face all your fears.
Everything you're scared of
Everything you're scared of you are doing today. I wouldn't be scared if I was the one in control
Well, you're not the one in control. I'm the one control. It's not a fear to drive a four wheeler. It's when you're driving
If you get this drive, I know
It's not happening. You're not you're gonna you're gonna do well. That's gonna drive station. Wait so true. Wait so you're driving
Yes, and you're holding the phone
You're gonna trust me with the phone?
Yeah.
And the back...
Bad news, you gotta wear the backpack too.
I thought the backpack wasn't working.
Yeah, but the backpack has four phones in it.
Or unless you trust your pockets, not to drop four phones out of it.
I'm gonna trust my pockets.
All right.
Somebody just...
All right.
All right.
Little rat.
All right.
Lost those things in there.
Lost two.
Sign here.
W...
W360.
What exactly does this contract entail?
I've seen a few of these in my life.
I thought I'd make sure you'll get good with us.
Okay.
Our company policies.
Last time one of these was for my face I had to go percentage.
Man, this is a hot helmet.
Too many LOLs and not it. Why are you guys just Keckling? Yo, stop Keckling, bruh.
Why did not break my Tesla? I just came around here.
I repaired it.
You crashed his Tesla.
No, I didn't. I repaired it.
Like, four times.
Why not Keckling? Stop Keckling!
I'm just yelling out loud that he's carrying multiple phones on him in a foreign country
where there's a walking wreck.
He doesn't think phones are shit.
Oh, there are $100 phones.
If someone wants a $100 phone, come get it.
My helmet fits perfectly.
Dude, Chad, I'm done right now.
I'm not in US.
I'm literally about to go play G.I.
Arrow.
What?
What they're saying, okay bet GG
Okay
33 minutes into the stream and not a
Okay
We're fully dead, too.
Let's ride!
Have you ever rode a car before?
I'll start to tell you, I've never driven a full wheeler.
Alright.
So, you're gonna...
How many of you are back there?
I don't know.
Why?
Do you want to go over here?
My sundown?
Can I see you coming here?
Yeah.
Please do not send me gifts while I'm gone.
I'm not going to be looking at chat. Do not send them.
Do you guys want mics or do you want us to run it?
I just run it.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, Chad.
I'm going to take the key right up to where this little guy is going to go.
Take the door on that, this is the key.
Take the key where I need to go.
This is the key there.
And this here.
I'm going to take the whole thing off.
That's the only way you start it.
I'm going to help you.
Hold the bike.
Hold the bike.
Hold the bike.
Hold the bike.
Hold the bike.
Oh yeah, right there!
Okay, how do you put him down? Here you go!
He just showed you!
Hold on, I mean...
Completely, he just showed you.
Oh, that's his button. This is the kill switch.
See that?
Red one?
Red one. Kill switch.
Keep it on.
Got it!
Come on, go!
Now, keep going.
Come on, get him, man.
Yes, again!
I'm great.
Alright, guys, all you need.
Check the bike again. Park, release, hold high power, low power. Drive and age.
Drive and height power. Back and hold high. Okay. Ready to go.
High power!
Okay. Rock the bike sometimes. Okay. Just to be clear, when we get somewhere we want to stop,
we had the kill switch in park. No.
And then take it.
Take it.
Yep.
Take it.
Take it easy.
Okay.
On.
Try it Paul.
Ready.
Okay.
Ready.
Ready.
Ready.
Yeah.
Okay.
Look.
Listen.
Oh my god.
For some reason this number is KMVPS or Super Red.
It'll say low barrier.
Yeah.
Oh, Barry, yeah.
I need some strange eyes.
He's already on.
Oh, that's one too.
I am not giving you my phone.
Why would you give me your phone?
Because it's on my hotspot.
Yeah, you need my phone.
Oh, you're putting it in there, man.
This is an action crime.
I'm not making it back.
I've never driven anything.
Besides the cover lock, get on it.
We good?
Oh, God.
Make it back.
There's no rush.
Look away, look away.
Have a little bit.
Front.
Yes. Oh, God.
Take your time.
No rush. Thank you, sir.
You ready? I gotta hold you.
Take it over here, okay?
Okay, got it, sir.
Hold my car. Hold my car.
Okay, take your time.
Okay, yes.
I will. I'll be good.
Maybe you should start at low power.
I'm gonna go, sir.
Oh my god!
Oh shit!
Look at that!
Oh my god!
Oh shit!
Look at that!
It's straight!
Look at that!
It's all the way...
All the way up!
Oh my god!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know where I'm going.
Oh my god.
I don't know where I'm going.
I'm missing a lot.
Why are you going?
I don't know where I'm going.
I'm missing a lot.
Why are you going?
Oh my god.
I better hold on.
Oh.
I already got on the highway.
I'll take her out of the hole.
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know where I'm going!
Why are we on the highway?
I don't know! I don't know!
No! No! No!
Why are we on the highway?
Damn! That's all I need!
Yeah!
Keep it on fast!
Whoa!
What?
Look at me!
Hey, with what?
Oh, boy!
Oh, no! I need a push!
Oh, no!
Uh, does that stop me?
No.
Okay.
Oh, he's coming in quick.
Alright, get that one.
Ah, Chad, how the fuck do I...
Uh...
So we gotta pay.
We're doing the boy move.
We're doing the boy move.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Uh, we have cash?
We have cash?
I don't think, yeah, maybe.
Oh, yeah.
Paper plate, huh?
Paper bowl.
Paper bowl.
Paper bowl.
Oh, God.
That's good.
Yeah.
Hey, guys, what's going on?
Hey, Luke.
Who's that guy right there?
Good to go.
Thank you so much.
Is that the chair?
Let's go, fellas.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Exactly.
That's called margaritaville.
We can get a bar real quick.
You want to?
We can get a bar.
We should.
We can get a bar checked off people.
Yep, yep, yep.
There's a margaritaville, it's a bar!
We can get a, wait, I can't.
Okay, you can't, big stone.
No, you can't.
It technically is under the legal limit, though.
Oh, here we go.
Straight, straight, yes, no!
Oh my God!
I'm a pig.
You're good, you're good.
Let's...
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, God.
I have grown a permicle.
I have grown a permicle.
Where are we, dude?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hey. Hey, dogs.
We're a little stuck.
We're gonna get through.
I'll be right away.
You guys go.
We're trying to go get it back out.
Yeah, we're trying to turn back around.
Okay, thank you so much. Have a nice day, Bernard.
Love you, Bernard, man.
You know, you're good, you're good.
I don't think I think that.
You definitely don't make that turn.
I'm trying to turn around!
Oh, Bernard is pissed off.
Oh my god.
Oh brother.
You gotta reverse, you're on my ass, I can't reverse.
Dude, go around.
Okay, go around the way.
Go around the way.
Professional NASCAR driver.
We're not making that, we're not making that.
Oh, okay.
Oh, shit, yup.
Sorry about that, we're from America.
We're not great drivers in America.
Sorry about that.
Thank you Bernard.
Sorry Bernard.
Oh, it's...
Go on the right.
Yeah, you got it.
Should we head back over the bridge?
Yeah, yeah.
Back over the bridge.
Okay.
Um...
This is...
Okay, remember to solve this on the road.
Yeah, I'm really confused.
What side of the road?
Left side.
Left side.
Should we go that way?
No.
How do we leave?
Left side.
Yeah, but what about that?
Yeah, we're going to leave the island, Russell!
Left?
Okay.
There's a light.
Remember, red light.
Red light.
I'm going to flip it for a little bit.
That's right.
I'm really scared.
You're good.
You're good.
No, because we're on the opposite side of the road, so I don't really know what to
do.
And this guy's laughing at me and saying, LOL, this isn't funny, I'm scared.
Yeah, he's scared.
We're doing good, Nick. We're doing good. At least we checked the thing off the bingo.
Yeah, yeah. There's one of, one of like 20.
What's the name of these?
Ooh.
You know, does this light ever go green?
Long lights here in the Bahamas.
Wait, can you go left on a red since it's all this out of the road?
Ooh. No, you're on a solid question there, Jack.
Yeah?
Can you go left on red if it's, you know, you go right on red in the U.S. Can you go left on red or no?
Probably.
It's just not going.
They're saying yes.
They're saying, most are saying no.
Wait, yes.
Okay.
We're going! It's a fucking red light! What are you talking about?
Okay, so you're allowed to go on red light.
It's a red light!
Okay, so you're allowed.
There's a speed bump!
What's going on?
Oh!
What are you doing?
Hey! What's up?
I'll walk you and take a picture.
Oh my god!
People! Fuck it! Fuck it! No! No!
My helmet!
Good, good, good, good, good!
Stop here, you son of a gun!
Shit, I think we're lost in the Bahamas!
Here, here, definitely lost.
Come on, you, by the way!
No!
Where is Russell? Oh, I don't know!
Where is he?
What do you say? Where is Russell? What is he doing?
Yupps!
My interaction's off! We're genuinely lost!
Oh my god! I almost hit him! He's taking 30 miles an hour!
We gotta go back to the bridge.
That bridge is a one way.
It's a one way.
There's only one way.
Oh my god.
They're running after we get a picture.
Oh god.
Let's do it really quick.
Yeah you're good.
Oh no.
Oh, no!
I said get your face!
I said get your face!
Yeah!
Oh!
Okay.
Okay, Jack.
We gotta go to the straw market.
Oh, this seat's right on my ass.
Oh!
Uh-oh!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, we're going on a freeway!
No! This looks so scary!
There's a bigger gun!
I hate bridges!
I hate bridges!
Oh, shit!
Fucking shit!
Oh, my God!
Help me now! Let's go!
Look how beautiful the hamas is!
Oh, my God!
Oh my God, I just saw the brakes don't work well.
I want to go to the shop market yeah let's go to the shop market wait show is
Is the legal limit different here so what is it the same as like you can drink and drive in the homeless?
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my God! Oh Jesus, get me across the road. Sorry, sir.
Yeah, I am.
That guy's a Bahamas strong martin.
What? Ask him.
Ask him what?
Sir! Do you know where the straw market is?
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh yeah! That's what I'm talking about!
Yeah, okay!
Sir, alright.
They can throw up a little gang sign there.
Little Bahamas gang violence.
Oh, oh, oh!
You know, right on right is the Denon...
Oh, no.
What is Russell doing?
Um...
There's a cop coming!
There's a cop coming!
We're gonna pull it over!
Are we gonna pull it over?
Oh!
Alright, we're good.
Oh my god.
What kind of cop siren is that?
In a van, too.
Okay.
How are you getting close to the shop, are they?
Um, I don't think so.
How does Russell know where he's going?
He doesn't.
Oh, my God.
Tell me if you live in the Bahamas in the Jack.
Well, you know where to go.
Oh, it's a cemetery.
Why did you get happy for that?
I just, it looked cool.
Whoa.
Dude, why is that poking me in the back?
It's literally just your strap.
Let's go again.
It's poking my butt.
Oh, you're...
At least I'm poking your ass.
It's poking my butt.
Oh, my God!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Speed limit asshole!
Oh my god!
Where are we going?
I don't know!
What the hell?
Someone's over an ass!
Oh, you're turning.
You're turning.
Oh, please.
No, it's not.
Oh, please.
No, it's not.
No, no it's not.
Oh no.
Did Russell die?
Oh no he's good.
Where do I go?
Straight!
Yeah we're...
And then how do you know Russell?
Hey Luke.
You ever learn to fly?
Hold on tight buddy.
Oh my god!
Oh yeah.
Oh Jesus.
This isn't...
Oh my god.
Oh, it didn't change.
Okay, brother.
Wait, you're gonna have to stop, I think.
I don't know.
Oh, God!
It's a dog!
It's a dog!
It's a dog, it's a dog!
It's a big dog!
Oh, shit!
There's another dog!
Where are we at?
Oh, fuck no!
It's like a movie!
Oh, fuck no!
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, we're never gonna go to the left?
Is it one-way?
No, we're good.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're on the right,
we're on the right track.
Oh yeah!
It's a nice view.
Oh, there are, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Ow, I got hit by a fucking coconut.
It's upside my face.
Where are we?
Like, I don't know, is this sketchy?
Oh my God!
Oh my...
Hey puppies!
Hey guys, it's gonna be okay.
Watch your face!
Oh my God!
Uh, we lost Russell.
Um, we're in a dead end.
Uh, where's Russell and Drew?
Uh...
Where's the guy from just back where he came from?
Where's Russell and Drew?
Oh, right there!
Okay, we're good.
Where's Russell and Drew?
Where's I think I'm just back where he came from?
Where's Russell and Drew?
Oh, right there!
Look over here!
Maybe Shredder powered off and on.
That works with my broken Tesla.
They're saying they're not flying here.
How do you fix it?
How do we fix it?
Chad, how do you fix it?
I'm going to ask Cook the Clutch.
Cook the Clutch.
Clutch left the Chad.
What?
He fried the clutch.
What clutch?
Yeah, I don't think there's a clutch.
I'm literally racing for us under something.
Oh, it's talking about flesh.
Bitch, I don't see Steph Curry.
Ha ha ha.
Good one, dude.
Excuse me.
I'll treat you to a nut sketch.
Let's go to the straw market or something.
Oh, no!
No!
Fuck that!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Wow!
Do what he's doing, Bob!
Yeah!
They're not even... I don't think they actually think they're cooked.
Is this fucked up? Should we go back, Chad?
Should we go back?
Yes or no?
Go back to make sure they're good or do we just go to the show and work here?
Well, we have one bingo thing to select, and we've already earned our paying and our problems.
And we've been live for an hour only.
They're saying, yes, no, I'd be pissed.
They're saying to go back.
Go back, you won't get far.
What if our star stalls out?
Bro, what?
You got the best driver in town with you, son.
Alright, well, um...
See, you don't even know where you're going.
I don't?
Wait, why did Russell say we're on the right track and there's some dead end?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't know.
Yeah, they're not even... they're definitely stuck.
Oh my god, what is this?
There's no a truly Russell, just got stuck, bro.
Alright, here we go!
So the rescue!
Pocotts!
Up there.
Get a little drink.
Oh, a little bit of survival skills.
Oh, they're right there, are we good?
are you guys good are you good okay how are we on the right track it's all dead
I know it's a good one.
I can return to my pit stop.
You got to make it cursed?
I can show.
How do we turn around?
Do I reverse?
Should we get that dirt back?
No!
Jesus, no!
Yeah, don't get it, just go over there.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know what it is.
Oh, tell me, would you guys live in like houses like this?
It's kind of like nice.
Oh, it's not. No?
Oh, I'm a little bit lucky, bro. Listen, I gotta talk to myself.
Alright, alright, alright. Cause you're my brother.
Yeah. But, like, I don't know if you have a boner,
but something's poking me in the butt.
I feel a boner, it's really weird, and I don't like it.
Like, right there, it's open again.
I like that.
I don't have a boner, though.
And it's like two inches, soft, three inches hard.
You don't feel it.
I swear to God, I'm not hard right now.
I'm not showing these hard, I can feel it.
I am not hard!
It's literally like the day is done.
Well, look, why are you showing our cars?
You're showing your cars.
Oh my god.
Damn this thing goes.
Oh, it's a fucking speed bump.
Holy shit!
Get some fucking air.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Another one.
Oh, my god.
Another one.
Oh my god! Holy shit!
Another one!
Oh yeah, okay.
Let's go to the straw market, bro.
Yeah, straw market.
Dude, my ass feels weird.
Oh man, it's gotta be wedgie.
Oh no. Oh no.
What?
I have diarrhea coming.
Yeah, you're right behind me.
I swear to God.
Guys, I have diarrhea coming.
I swear to God.
All right, you're good. You're good.
Wait, I think we're in the downtown Bahamas.
I think so.
Wait, Chad, Chad, is this the downtown bombings?
Is this downtown?
I don't know.
What's it called?
It looks like it.
It looks like the outskirts of downtown.
There's somebody in the car.
Yeah, what is that?
Wait, is this stolen?
Where is the fucking straw-marking?
Where is the fucking straw-marking?
Where is the fucking straw-marking?
Where is the fucking straw-marking?
Is this selling?
Where is the fucking straw market?
This ain't Ramos there.
We're almost there, they say?
Yeah.
So you guys are telling me that you guys
in the chat have been to the Bahamas?
What is the NMC, like a GMC report?
Five minutes.
So we hit the straight.
The reason we're not there yet is because this idiot
is doing the directions.
No, it's not.
Yeah.
We had to pull over.
No.
We had to pull over because it's like,
what do you even do?
We had to pull over with a bike truck.
What's the line?
What?
Oh my God!
Oh, geez!
Drew's hard.
Bro, Drew's hard.
Drew's got a motor, dude.
Oh God!
That's cut out baby!
Why is it so deformed?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god, the bus is actually coming up!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Oh, what is she doing?
What is going on?
Almost got me lost.
Then you're going to have a back windshield.
Yes, just a little one.
Some of them left.
Oh, this is the Bahamas American Embassy.
What does that do?
This is like like the American
PC United States of America Embassy
What?
It's sick
Russell's a demon
It's so colorful!
This building's rad!
This building up here's yellow!
You got a pink one!
Dude, they should call this place the Rainbow Amas!
Ah, shit!
Where are we going?
They said we should be left up here.
Oh my god! Holy harts!
True paradise!
Oh! True paradise! Right now he's got a hands-fat ass on his feet!
Is that no turds signal, son? Are they even legal?
Where's them?
I don't know, I don't know.
Is it red on red here?
I don't know.
I'm gonna guess yes.
I don't know.
No, wait.
Is that red on red or no?
I hope so.
Or is it left on red here?
He's a Dunkin Donuts.
What the hell?
We can't try fast food?
Is that fast food?
Or we can do the double story McDonald's.
What?
No, we haven't done it yesterday.
What's the yield?
I don't know.
Whoa!
Look at the cruise ships, man!
The cruise ships? Yeah!
We're in the real downtown now.
Look at this, it's just beautiful.
This is real downtown.
Where do we park?
Strong parking!
There it is!
Strong parking!
Feel it!
We're parking in an alley. Oh no. Waste in an alley? Wait, is this equal? No, it's a crosswalk.
Oh, okay!
So we have a reverse right here.
Okay.
Alright!
Am I going to go back? Oh yeah, yeah, you're good.
Straight back.
Straight back.
Oh, no, there's a car coming in.
Hold on.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, they're moving back.
Little parallel park action?
Parallel park in the four wheeler?
Yeah.
Parallel park action?
Okay, wait.
See that, right?
Okay?
Okay?
Just drive forward a little bit.
I like it in my back.
I like it in my back.
Beautiful.
Now he said it just.
Okay?
Up, up, up, up.
Now?
Put in park?
Park?
Beautiful.
Yeah
We are at the straw market, bro, we made it
Yeah
God, my balls are going to be swollen tomorrow.
You're trying to hold this and strap it on your backpack or something?
Yeah, I'm going to have my head green.
No!
We can get two birds in one stone.
Now, there you go, we get a gift from the straw market,
and we get to get something from the straw market.
That's two things in one stone. Come on
Yeah, I didn't say that that was my idea
No, there's actually disgusting my underwear just soaking wet
Yeah, probably cuz you came in your pants from Russell sitting on your day. No, that's not wise
I'm fucking
Drenched in sweat you have Russell twerk on your dick wall on a four-wheeler, but you draw the line I give it a billion
I'm fucking dread. I'm drinking. I'm drinking sweat. Is that you disgusting?
Yeah, I actually am not surprised. I guess I said that
Place in the Bahamas called the straw market everything here is made of straws
what is this place duck dude wait is that a duck dude look that's a duck dude
I'm saying we got no service in here bro
no no type of service bro all phones they're all just disconnected
Wait, wait, wait, it's...
You see, maybe?
Maybe they have straw, maybe they have straw lipoid.
They have free lipoid.
It's working now. It was just over there.
So you're telling me this right here is made out of straw?
Hello, Larry.
Did I hear it?
Okay, so Luke.
Can you hear me?
who can negotiate anything.
How do you negotiate?
The person you're talking to,
the goal is to get the price down
as much as possible.
So, let's say we ask how much his hat is.
He says $50, we offer him $12.
Okay?
And that'll work.
Yeah.
Are you sure?
If you do it right.
Okay.
Right, I believe you.
Sweet.
Oh wait, these are sick. It's a coconut piggy bank. That's a coconut piggy bank?
It is actually cool. Watch this. Excuse me, how much for the coconut piggy bank? 25.
You do 10?
What about 11?
I like the left one.
15?
30?
18.
Oh, not bad.
10's not a bad deal.
I like pigs.
25 and you got yourself a new one.
25?
Wait, how much for it?
Is that the 25?
I told you I meant it up between
I bet you're up between 18 and 18.
18.
We'll do 20.
We'll do 20.
Yeah.
You got your second deal.
Second deal.
Did you have the 20 on bill?
Uh.
There should have been an extra 20 maybe.
Oh, I haven't talked to anybody.
I'm going to give it to the guy.
Here you go, man.
$20 right here.
And you're going to tax on that?
This is calm.
Tax?
This is sick.
Low Bahamas, coconut piggy bank?
Did you make that yourself?
Well, what's on that?
I'm not even going to tax on it.
I'm the sales slave here.
You're a good sales lady. Thanks for the deal
We're blocking the whole
Oh, sorry guys.
You.
Walk in the way.
What's this?
What's you?
Are they even floating in the straw market?
I have swords.
Where's your fast food, please?
Oh, oh my god, it's a bird.
Sorry about that, guys.
From America.
I don't usually see this.
You know what they're thinking right now in Obama's?
He's a loud, fat American.
Yeah, they're thinking that's right.
They're thinking this is a robbery.
One of cheese farms.
That's shit.
I could have used a nice cheese market right now.
I'm gonna put this one on you, too.
Oh, no.
and then we just see a piggy bank that mobs or piggy bank has got mobs bro this
is way cooler what no this one's actually a coconut
like a bag is that a cool gift chatter now bro she is never using that shit
I think I'm just the cash man.
I think the cash man was back inside.
What?
Chad, where's the cash man at?
Hey, so Chad, we have two things marked off bingo right now, right, too?
The formula is awful bit right over here.
The formula, man, wow.
Where's the cash man?
Wait, wait, what's over here by those things?
This way.
Is it right here?
Oh, I'm gonna check that out.
Oh.
Where's the cash man down there?
There's a free water.
You think that way or that way?
I don't think so.
I'm gonna pass him.
Yo, Chad, how would y'all know what the cash man looks like, bro?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Oh my god he sings uh just beat it beat it wonderful you wonderful you yeah
Oh he doesn't Bob Marley sing duck do I swear he's into duck do you literally he just asked
like ten and he doesn't want to listen to do you know what duck do is you don't
know what duck do is you're twenty-five
All right, how are you? Come on duck man. Where's the cash guy?
We're looking for the cash man.
Cash man? Yes.
What you looking for?
Some cash. The cash man. The cash man.
Is that not a thing? No.
Oh, so we got edge there. All right.
Is there a cast woman maybe? No.
ATM? The ATM is by the door.
Yeah, that's what we're looking for. Sorry.
Looking for sorry
Stupid Americans
No, it's literally it's literally just an ATM there is no cash
Yeah, let's do it, sure.
It's about to be at 140 feet.
Oh, you're gonna try that second?
140 feet, sure.
Uh, I can have one?
No, perfect.
Okay, here we go.
Where is the AT?
Oh, right here.
How does that work?
You come and take a bow, we take a bow, we take a bow.
What are you guys doing?
Stop.
Do you have any cash for the biofuel?
We're not throwing it inside.
I'm gonna...
Excuse me.
I'm out of luck.
Appreciate you.
I'm out of luck.
I'm out of luck.
I'm out of luck.
I'm out of luck.
I appreciate you guys, thanks for being here.
Yeah, let's do it, let's do it.
Is there another ATM nearby?
Yeah, next to this one.
Mexico?
I look familiar?
When you go through the funny hill?
Yep.
As soon as you get on the base train and take a left.
You look left, you'll see the stop light.
You'll see the stop light.
Take about 2-3 minutes beyond the stop light.
You'll see Scotia Bike and Royal Bike.
Okay, any bank you can pull money from.
Yeah, let's go to Michael Ryan.
Okay, let's go to the bank.
Let's go to the bank, then.
Thank you, sir.
Don't forget, go for your damn bank account.
It's all fine.
Everybody in chat called me daddy right now.
Feel my face when I'm with you.
Whoa, I want a straw knife.
Thanks, guys.
You like the face?
How are you?
Wait, did we already buy what we need here, though?
Well, I'm a little young.
You're welcome.
Hey, John.
You want to get your damn braided guy?
School gets me.
Thank you!
Yeah, just never took her to jail.
You can send her no charge!
Hold on, you leaving a tip?
Nah, she just called me.
She just pronounced her ass.
You gonna take it off now?
Fuck that man!
If we had time, I would.
My hair, I don't even have hair.
I have to go to my hair.
Why you putting this on me?
I just put it on my wrist and said no charging in it.
Let's get out of here.
Thank you guys.
What's up, man?
Congratulations, man!
Congratulations!
Oh, let's go.
I learned pre-fire, though. I said classic.
Look, I said no safe as soon as she's tied onto your fucking car.
Bro, she said, she said,
this is for you, free of charge.
Ties it on my wrist and then says,
we just asked for a tip. The fuck?
No I didn't she said she said free of charge
That's what they do
Oh, they got some nice cups.
Stealers cups, maybe?
Put on gas.
Maybe they only have good teams, I don't know.
I don't have them.
They have the Jaguars, probably.
No, they're just dusty-ass cups, man.
Wait, I see, I see, I see some basketball, too.
Oh, I see Lakers.
Where? Right there.
What the fuck?
Son.
What are you going to drink out of there when dust pours out?
That's what I mean, is they're dusty.
The shot glasses might be good.
It's something called washing, but I'm just cleaning it.
I don't mean to dig while, but can I get a picture of myself?
No, I'm just gonna meet you guys and get a plate.
Okay.
Hey, you have a good one.
You too, bro. Have a good one.
We're not, we're just staying here.
Oh.
What are you guys up to?
You?
Yeah, you enjoy it.
You know what I'm doing?
You get a room.
This?
If I was a girl would you guys fuck me?
What?
That's business night?
Yo it is hot!
Wait Drew!
What?
How is it business here?
I was like 10.
So calm.
Do you like it?
Yeah.
It's like what if like like on the car slides?
On the slides, food, drinks, everything's free.
Everything's free.
If you get the all inclusive package, yeah.
Two blocks?
Two blocks.
Oh.
Two blocks.
Bro I can't go on cruises.
Chad, last time I went on a cruise, there was literally just infinite girls trying to sleep with me and it was just like, I literally could not even bear it.
Why did you go on a cruise? I don't know.
It was like awesome off-stream ship.
Oh, they're here breaking.
Let me see it.
God, it's really hot here.
Well, we just got something from here.
You guys just graduated?
We do that group?
They don't count.
Thank you guys.
All right, good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
No, when I was going to walk across the stage, everybody was standing in the crowd.
Nobody even did a little clap or no one.
Okay, well, surely you had a funny problem.
I didn't go to prom.
Why'd you go to prom?
We got bullied by the seniors, freshman year.
In Homecoming, they bullied me because I was wearing pink or a red underarm or sweatshirt at prom.
I'm not going to lie to you, that's fair, bro.
I'm sorry.
You wore a hoodie to Homecoming, bro?
It was COVID, so it was outside.
What pants did you wear?
Some really oversized...
So you wore sweatpants.
So you wore sweatpants and a hoodie to prop.
It's at Homecoming.
When everybody else is in suits.
I left an hour early too.
I was at your Homecoming, and you wore sweatpants and sweatshirt.
I would have shoved her out of the locker.
So you would have been in school, wouldn't you?
Yes, yes.
Um, of course I have it.
Thank you so much sir.
There's just no service over here. I don't know.
Of course.
Do you want to try your phone? Because your phone seems to be fucking...
God's here.
So it's just EFT?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
We're okay. Thank you, man.
See? Russell, right here.
Oh, wow.
It's a real thing.
Yeah, I mean, I got connection.
I got a bank in America.
My phone's at 20%, though.
Well, I have connection now.
What's going on?
We're going to a Bahamian bank.
Ready?
Do you need that for your card?
I just need my card.
Oh, wait, you can tap the bank.
Tap the bank?
Same board I brought.
Wait, can we go on this right side?
Tap the bank.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
It says R- I thought it was R-E-C-F-I-T-O-D-A-P-O-N-T-S-I-N-G.
Alright, never mind, let's just lie in again.
It says insert call out.
Tabith.
Close one.
Is that working?
Is that working?
No, no, no, no, it's not.
I'm trying my model.
What?
Is that a shirt?
Yeah, it's just gone.
Oh, it's on.
It's just so inconsistent.
Yeah, I'm on it too.
Justice, thank you for the tier one, bro.
Dude, justice.
There's little work involved.
I don't know.
I'm assuming this comes on different like this.
You guys thought of Starlink right now?
I mean, it's kind of like we're in an open hearing.
We need to see the fucking sun.
Oh, really?
Yeah
Now you're like $1,000.
So here's the thing about you is you're a warper.
You're a warper is broke.
You want to know that?
Why?
Because when I used to live at home, you had like $7,000 in cash hiding under your bed.
So they just put it in your stomach.
You put it in your stomach every single person in your stream.
Where I put my money?
This is awesome, isn't it?
Is anybody else going to have a difficult period?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I doubt I'm going to pay enough to get trapped.
Can we try your difficult period?
Yeah, I told you if the no years is fine. You need to change us. I told you
Hi like Lacey second or third or first
Inches I only have his name if you want to go back on this one this one's working
Guys, I don't think we can get cash. I'll be fucked here
I'm just gonna have your gist.
I'm just gonna have your gist.
My shirt's black.
I'm not black.
I'm not black.
I thought you had any black people.
Is that am I sexy?
I'm just not sure you don't know your pin.
No, it's not so much modern.
No, it's all my things.
I'm not a pretty face.
Lisi, it was fine.
Don't know why you're wearing swap phones.
Oh, it was like a leatherist.
Yeah, I'm just gonna make sure I know the things that I know.
Chad, how many bingo things do we have done?
Only two, right?
You bought a gift?
Two?
This isn't a gift, this is something from the straw store.
You can take money out from credit cards.
I'll try to do a thousand.
I do a thousand years, I do a thousand.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, five dollars each?
Oh my god, Drew!
You're so sexy, man.
Hmm.
Ah, I thought you were going to grind it on your shit.
But where's the cash come from?
Wait, did you just scan something?
Guys get the net? Son!
What is that? What the fuck am I going to do with this?
Wait, it's Bohemian money?
Well, what am I going to do with that?
We're going to find you with us.
Oh, my Jesus, black.
No, I'm going to switch that.
What's going on?
Thanks, Drew.
You know, your dad's walking around just wearing a helmet.
What would I want to tie it to my bag?
Wait, is this 1K worth more than USU?
What?
Same.
Wait, so what?
Just left my bank account.
A thousand USD.
D.
I don't think I have that one.
Where are you going to switch back?
It wasn't even live.
That's right.
I didn't turn anything off.
I was just hitting the phone.
I kind of want to go look at the designer bags.
Dad is speedrunning getting walked, but let's get it.
Wait, why?
Going down to Halloway that says designer bags.
No.
It's my phone.
Yeah, we could swap back.
back. This one's working now. I think it just overheats and then stops. I don't know, here.
Hey Chad, is that a setup? Walking down to get to my designer bag? Is that like a setup or is that
safe? Let's just do it. We're good, we're good, we're good. What's that beef stroking off?
I'm gonna take a picture with you.
You wanna take a picture real quick?
I mean, you wanna take a picture real quick?
Yeah, of course, Rob.
Yeah, I'm gonna take a picture with you.
Thanks so much, Rob.
I'm gonna stop.
Now, we're for Cali.
For Cali, but everyone, Brad, we...
It's a vacation. We graduate.
I said graduates.
Want me to take it for you guys?
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Yeah
You too, bro
Are you all saying cat?
Wait, where are the designer bags?
Yeah, wait, wait
Hey, man, what's up son?
Oh, right here? Yeah, right there.
Oh, I see.
Where'd he shop?
There's some furniture in there.
What is that?
This is my type of store.
Wait, this is some good shit.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, bro.
This is King Mark.
Wait, so how much are you going to need?
Wait, Chad, do you all think this is all real?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No? No film?
Can't record for YouTube?
Okay, okay, okay.
Thank you.
You're going to do it on a big customer?
She's a bit right blocker in there anyway. As soon as I stepped in it, it effed.
Wait, you should get Darla a fake bag. That's a gift.
I got three churros and bulldogs in here.
Wait, I wonder, what about legacy?
Let's try and hear it.
What is that?
Uh-oh.
You own this one too?
I wish you'd probably get out of here, Lace.
Lace.
Just probably get out of here.
I kind of want to buy a bag.
I'll crush it.
How much is like a bag?
How much?
One of these?
Go.
you
you
you
you
you
fast food. This is definitely not fast food. What do you consider fast food? All right like little
dons. What's dons? I don't know what dons is. No McDonald's. I just call it dons. Just call this
fucking McDonald's. Oh my god what is that? What's a churro sundae? Should we change our order?
Let's see what the churros are tasting like and maybe we can see them back. Maybe? Yeah.
It's back on the block. You said two minutes. Smack his helmet.
I
Got you make fun gift. I just pay for your churros. I'm your churros
El drew
This is not a snack. It's like a 200 300 calories snack. This is a light snack
How big are they? Probably like probably this big. They're probably like a foot long
The time that's a bite or is it I'm thinking I'm thinking the 12 incher
late after that.
They're buying?
Look inside there, son.
And because it's in the Bahamas, it's so cheap for some reason.
So we're going to get everything.
Through the bags, they have Louis Vuitton double bags for $200.
Dude, because it's in the Bahamas, it's so cheap.
I'll be right back.
Alright, we're doing something important, too.
Wish there's money like that.
Oh bro think you could buy for $200 here and then bring it to the US and resell it for $2,000 wait really?
Yes, you should probably you should probably how much how much money do you bring this trip?
Well, he got on my car you should probably spend whatever's on your card there, and then you could probably five extra money
I'm not trolling wait actually that a good idea. Yes. Yes. Yes
It's fake. No, it's not
It's not fake
30 seconds. Okay, is it fake?
They know it's fake.
Oh, no we don't.
So illegal.
It's not illegal.
There's no way how would they make profit.
Because they get it for a retail price from Louis Vuitton,
because here everything's cheaper.
Well, how do you know this?
I'm asking you, Drew.
Bro, I'm putting you on.
If you don't want me to push you on, then whatever, bro.
How do I know if it's fake?
Is it like a way to kill the texture of it?
bro I can I can tell okay flex flex said to shut up well go fuck yourself flex
bro wait wait wait he's got a pump with the bag
good deal good deal
No we're not. Oh wait look. Thank you. Take yours. It bites. Oh my god. Is it lying?
I think the phone's overheating again.
I told you it wasn't made for phones.
It's still right here, no.
No?
It's just waiting on you.
Whoa!
Hey Russell, man.
Russell, man.
I like slippers.
I don't think these are real.
They are.
I do not think they're real.
No, you could definitely tell by the quality of their leather.
I'm going to get into what we bought, I know.
It's hot!
I'm waiting.
I'm in a sensitive mouth, Drew.
Here is, Sissy Boy.
But you're telling me it was $8 for fucking four bites?
Get it.
Put it all together and it'll be the total.
I want to check out here.
It's a shirt for $35.
You're telling me I can buy a Levitan bag.
I'll leave it on bag and usually go to like two grand for two...
He's looking at watches now. Oh my god.
He's looking at watches now. There's no way this place is legit.
There's no way...
I'm not... I'm not... I'm not...
Bro, is this your bag?
You... you're done?
Bro, I only have one left.
Do you want mine?
We paid for them, I'm good.
Okay, who has some?
I'm good.
Oh, they're good, I swear.
I'm only gonna have like one.
I'll do the rest.
Fish are green. A little bit of green.
So Chia, how much do you think it cost you to move out here and get like a nice apartment, one bedroom? Simple.
Not pretty cheap, maybe like...
Like cheaper than LA?
Maybe, but what the fuck are you gonna do here?
It's not even good burglary.
You take the whole bag
No, there's no way you're gonna make me eat all these
I'm not eating them all
No, don't make me eat all them, bro, come on
I'm not eating the rest
Bro, that's a L, no way I have to finish that
I'm not gonna eat you
No way I have to finish the churros
Fine, I eat them all
Can you just hold it for me?
Dude, why?
You know what, Drew?
Sometimes I wonder how you're even right
like standing over here right now
You know that?
I'm literally feeding you
No one in here would do what I'm doing right now
Maybe to negotiate you resubbing to me. I canceled that shit. That's pathetic. You're not cancel it
Is a curry where they have top curry
What even is that?
Oh
Should we get a little drink
Let's get a little drink mom like some water. I'll think I'll be on the water acting every place we go
I think he's actually buying the entire, like, oh my god, he literally changed.
What are you talking about?
Bro, check, he has the entire store in his pocket.
Oh, that fucking churro was gassed.
You know, this shit, watch this shit, basically, you just want to, you know, just sit on a bench and just, just rock.
You know that?
We'll do it, sit on that bench.
We'll sit on that bench?
No, no, sit up. You sit on that bench.
But your policy on the glass is true.
You're a rich camera man.
Do you think you're the richest camera man in the world?
No.
I didn't take a pass. You guys had one.
No, we're not flirting. Me and true- true.
Can you be honest with me?
Well.
If you see yourself getting a girlfriend anytime soon.
What's anytime soon? What, like, Tom's fan?
Tom's been within like a year or two. Maybe like two, right?
Ready?
What do you mean, buddy? It's a crime.
What do you mean? Do you see what time is it?
Come on now, son. Come on now.
Drop the bottle.
Let's go, dude!
You got her back my back
Yeah, I don't know why bro, but in the Bahamas for some reason all the designer stuff is so cheap
I got Gucci sunglasses a Louis hat Gucci outfit Gucci slides a Louis backpack and a Louis Vuitton watch
In the Chanel bag all for a thousand dollars a thousand dollars for all of it
Dude
I'm tired.
Look, I got Darlin' a new bag.
Let me clean it.
How do you think it's real?
It's real.
Literally says Chanel Paris.
It's real leather.
Want to go buy some jerky?
I already told you the method.
I was told it was illegal.
I have no service on my phone.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Any store we go in, there's no service.
Come on, look at my Gucci slides.
Look at this new watch.
Tell me that watch is not tough.
Let me see it.
It's a Louis watch.
Why is it not moving?
Huh?
It's not moving.
That is.
Fuck it, it doesn't have to move.
They have AP's in there bro.
They have AP's?
They have AP's for $400.
That's why you buy it and then resell it.
I'm not kidding, they did us have an AP for $400 in there.
Wait, it's actually not moving?
It is, look.
Right, because I got to like, like, put batteries in here and stuff, why is my watch on moving?
Oh, there we go.
What time is it?
Don't lock me in, Chris.
Oh, hold on now, Gus.
Hold on now, Russell.
Hold on now Russell hold on now Russell hold on ma'am. Sorry, ma'am
430 on the dot
No, I don't know man. I need the exact time exact time 431. I
Don't know
You're gonna mobs right now. I'm not gonna lie
No, it's okay, I'm humble.
I don't need Gucci.
What the hell is that backpack?
Playing teacher's school, man.
Well, let's go.
You just came up!
I love the Bahamas, I'm about to come here
and chop all the time.
I love the Bahamas.
I dead ass just got a Louis backpack,
a Louis watch, a full Gucci fit,
Gucci slides on my feet, Chanel bag, hat, glasses, all for a thousand dollars, bro.
This is the best place ever.
Wait, why are they laughing at you?
Hey, you look like a thousand dollars.
I do?
Yeah.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Have a nice day, guys.
Have a nice day.
It's not fake.
I asked her if it was fake and she said no.
Wait, she's straight up said no, it's real?
She said no.
It's Luke. Yes, Dick Dock. Luke himself.
How much are these? Change order? 8.95 for a little Cuban link? 8 dollars.
Is that it?
Eight dollars.
Oh, eight dollars.
What kind of diamonds are they?
The hundreds.
Real diamonds or no?
We're walking away.
I'll make you a deal right now, sir.
I'll buy that chain off you for five hundred.
Can't do it?
Not afraid to walk away from a deal.
For all places, eight dollars.
I have some all over that.
Hundreds.
We couldn't win or get fashion chains, Luke.
Wait.
What's going to get fashion chains?
It's real, man.
Huh?
You mean, it's real?
It's moistened.
It's moistened.
It's real, yeah.
It's the best of the best.
It's the best diamond you might keep walking.
Wait.
Don't you guys even do a food mukbang?
Authentic Bahama cuisine.
We do have to do a food mukbang, Luke.
I'm gonna be honest, so I thought we were ending with that.
Yeah, let's just go.
Alright, alright.
Because we're gonna be hungry to be dinnertime.
So Jack, if you guys think all this is fake,
you guys think this is fake.
Does this backpack look fake though?
Locking a lie, man. I just spent all my money on designer.
Sorry, dude.
What the heck are you doing?
I think you need to get back in the car for a minute.
Matt.
Oh, no, it was a good call doing that.
Good call with the two hours.
So, my set, I can stop.
All right, I'll go with those ones.
I'll go with this one.
Ooh, little Starbucks.
That's not just fast food, no?
No, no.
No, is that not just fast food?
It's got to be like Burger King or KFC or McDonald's.
Starbucks is literally fast food.
That's not fast food.
Yes, it is.
Isn't that like a food delivery place?
They have food.
All right, sure.
I don't care.
What if you want, yeah.
On whatever you want.
TVH, I don't care.
Yeah, where's KSC?
Do you know what KSC is?
What the hell?
I have all the play sorts.
Wait, there's a real Gucci store.
Wait, should we go?
There's a ton of Gucci at the store.
Should you ask them if your shit's real?
At the Gucci store?
What? The lady that I bought them sent through.
She's really just have crazy deals because they export it from Japan.
So all the designer stuff in there is super cheap because it's all from Japan.
In the season too.
Yeah, in the season I should have.
I'm dead I was gonna go back there often I have a whole lot to touch it.
There's some reason the time has changed on my watch though.
I'm still dying!
It's on the face print!
That was good!
Dude, I don't know why my watch isn't working, though.
This kind of reminds me of Las Vegas.
Really?
Just a little bit.
It's not as like...
It's not a prime fit, Chad.
You guys are as jealous.
You guys can't get this thing.
You guys can't afford this thing.
Wait, so do you even have any more cash for the strong market?
so why we want I guess for this we just I got a gift check we went to the
Shaw Market, got a piggy bank, check.
And now, we just gotta go back to our formula.
Yes.
A candy store.
What?
A candy store?
What's that?
A candy shop.
Yes, this is what?
Oh, your shop.
What's your name?
Nice to meet you.
My name's Luke.
What do you sell?
I'll try it.
I'll try it.
I don't like that one.
I can't wait to see this show.
Whoa.
Where are we going?
I don't see any stores in here.
Looks like tents.
Whoa.
This is the house.
I think it's not a question.
Hey, whoa.
What's on it, baby?
Thank you.
Whoa.
You made these yourself?
Oh. Wow.
Discount.
Discount?
Okay, okay.
My daddy does need something.
My dad died.
Oh, I'm sorry about that. How much you want for this cake?
20 dollars 20 dollars reverse discount there
Only 25 for that, huh?
Man my bank accounts been low lately. I don't know I could do maybe three dollars
1877
Tashi low five dollar bill. Yeah, a little five little five bucks
What about sex? I can meet you sex. I can do sex.
I'm hard on my bargains man. I'm broke.
I'm not afraid of walking from a deal.
Yeah, I'm not a... yeah.
I can do sex.
Alright, I'm not gonna do sex.
You got six dollars?
Oh, you do have cash.
I don't have a card.
Is cash only?
I just spent all my cash at the designer store.
Cash, I have no cash.
I'm just a cameraman.
Hey, you.
Do you have cash?
Six bucks?
Yeah, I'm six dollars.
I think I can scrape it up.
Thanks so much for coming.
Well, how much is this Van Cleef?
Ooh.
Wait, is this Van Cleef, ma'am?
Are you wrapping it up?
Thank you so much.
Ma'am, is this Van Cleef?
Yes, ma'am.
Real Van Cleef, real.
Yeah, that's one.
Yeah.
Got this straight from the store, huh?
Yeah, that's somebody's.
Nice
How much for this big fleet bracelet?
How much do you have Russell?
$20?
$20 cash?
$20 cash or $20 cash?
$20 cash
You got $3 more?
No, we don't have any more cash on us
$1.2?
$2 is gone
$3 for the pig
$3 for the pig
98% discount
That's fine, I'll do a $5.50 card.
Is there a clean card?
Anybody out?
No, just the blue one.
So how much? $20?
Yeah, that's $10.
So $17 and then $3.
Right?
Yeah.
$17 and then $3?
$20 and then $3.
$20 and $3, Chad, that's $25 and $3.
About $15 and $5, so $20 total.
Okay.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
Yeah, just these.
How do I pay you card?
Me?
Uh, no money.
You said cash, baby.
No, no.
I just camera ran.
$20.
That's why I'm holding the camera.
Okay.
No.
We gotta go out there.
We're out of money.
Awesome.
Can we scan your card or something?
Yeah.
Wait, do you want me to Apple cash you, Lacey?
Lacey, and then you pay with Apple Cash?
That can't...
Yeah, let me Apple Cash you.
How much? How much? How much?
Wait, Lace, how much should I Apple Cash you?
Lacey.
How much should I Apple Cash you?
20.
20? Okay.
Can't believe they got real bank leave.
That's nice.
Dude, Nick, I got a pay.
$25 to three
That's quality
He's getting his apple cats is fine
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just sent you there, that's why.
I could pick?
Oh, it takes a little bit of time for it to come up, huh?
Let me check the time.
This is the edge of the pig, then.
Oh, it's almost here.
Where even is the place?
Oh fuck, I don't know how to get back.
You hit Steven just for the address?
Yeah.
I don't even think he would.
Nah, he would either.
20?
Yeah.
I think I'm gonna leave him here.
Yeah.
Start to climb.
Sorry to keep.
Sorry buddy.
Have a minute.
Yeah, I got no clue enough what this was.
I suppose, that's fine, I'm asking for it.
Should you try to sell it back to someone if they're coming?
Oh, no one's buying it, it's good points.
Thank you so much.
$20 there, thank you.
Let's do it.
Oh, I know where it is.
You know?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's got a good deal on that.
That's got a free van cleave for $20.
I got a pig for $3.
That was insane bargaining by you, Luke.
I like that.
Thanks, dude.
I practice for you, so I didn't.
How did she actually say
if you know it's gonna be $20 for a pig?
Bro, I just think if you said I only have $1,
she would have taken the $1.
Yeah, probably.
You're still there.
Yes, let's go.
Put our helmets back on, boys.
Gear up.
That girl's been here for how long?
That girl's just been working there her entire life
It's like 60 years old.
That's dedication right there to her craft.
Hey Russell, you have that address?
Okay.
I never, it goes for a turban.
Not for me though, what?
Oh, I got Darla brand new Chanel bag.
Why don't you take my helmet off?
You don't make it tighter, make it tighter.
You can't make it tighter.
Yes you can, you put it on the rings.
You put it on like a third of that.
Dude, it hurts my finger.
Ow!
Can you do anything, bro?
Ow!
Oh, I have put these sunburners into it.
Oh, I sunbumb all over my fingers.
I literally can't put a bracelet on.
I have sunbumb on my fingers, but I'm not on my wrist.
What the fuck is sunbumb?
It's my sunscreen.
I put a whole gallon of it on.
It looks so tight.
I'm not going to fall.
Ow.
A little looser than that, maybe?
That's good.
It's good.
Hey!
We got, yo, I'm not going to lie, I'm tripped out!
I'm really feeling it.
I'm tripped out from the Bahamas.
I love this place.
It is so cheap here.
It was kind of an ugly thing.
I'm not going to lie.
pigs chops mr. Beast that's me mr. Beast
mr. Beast hi Luke it's not fake chat you
guys are just jealous and you brought it
you guys can admit that you're jealous
Dude
Oh
I'm playing the wrong hole
Well, I'll do it for you. I mean I'm good. Take the back. I'll give you his backpack. He comes and talks to us
Touch my little kid bro. I'm like the same age as me. Oh, bro. I'm gonna go my stuff. All right
Most strapped in man
Oh, yeah
Hold on Russell can you take my phone put it in your Louis Vuitton? Oh, there is the Louis bag
This shit is straight from a store too are things gonna rip. What do you mean? It's gonna rip my
I don't know, I'm gonna go all the way.
Look, he even comes with like the movie shit.
Yeah.
I gotta take all the cars out for him.
Put it in.
Just throw my phone in there.
Did she know that I get in there?
Really, Drew?
That in there?
I do this.
Also, I'm gonna find a garbage.
Find a garbage.
I'm getting on my,
hoping I'll lose my pig on this ride.
I think this is what you were feeling poking you know, I'm pretty sure it was your day. It was not my dick, bro
It's definitely this
26
Okay, there's your oh
Ready
Yeah, yeah
So your bag is in the oh my god. Yeah, don't be mad because I have a Louis and you don't son. Oh
My bro, I'm don't be mad because I have Louis. I'm not mad. You're jealous that I had Chad
He's jealous that I have a Louis and he doesn't
Oh
The chat's jealous too apparently chat are y'all jealous that I have Louie and you don't
On the chat shows to apparently nice
There we go
Yeah
Oh my god Russell
It's so late
All right
You know how tough I've helped me look at this thing?
You want to drive me for a while?
Yeah, does she look good or no?
They're all saying no.
Painters!
All right.
I
Think he's installing I don't think so
Yeah cars are going both ways Russell, I think the cars are going one way. Yes. Let me just a one way
Oh
Yeah, I'm not sure. No, yes we do
Yes
What's up? Oh my god, I'm never gonna cover
I'm not breathing.
They're us to lock in!
Oh my god.
Oh god, oh god, yeah.
Don't worry, Luke, I got it!
Alright, I believe you! Oh shit!
I'm gonna be honest I have no clue where I'm going so you guys are just driving for no
reason.
I know I don't know why he's going so close to it.
Can't be honest, one to ten out pool I will provide you out of the way back, back in my bin, please.
In my watch.
It doesn't tell time.
Yo, they're laughing at you in that car right there.
They're saying happy Pride Month.
Happy Pride Month for who?
For you.
I'm not kidding.
Is that grandma rolling up?
Hell yeah.
She's really smoking a newbie.
Uh-huh.
You're good, you're good.
Dude, I need a drink. I think I'm dehydrated.
Yeah, we all are, but you don't even go anywhere for a drink.
Yeah, I wanted to go to Starbucks, but you and Drew said,
Well true just wants McDonald's again.
Oh he's pissed.
Wait Liza, what's he got?
Look at me, he's yelling at me.
At who?
I don't know.
Oh shit.
He's back at him.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh shit.
Oh my lord, this game bro!
Yeah, why are we going back?
We're going in circles, stop!
You're trying to go as far as you can drink?
Should we just be...
We can hit one more?
Why, it's gonna look so worse.
We'll be able to be back by like,
we'll be back in 20 minutes.
Oh, fuck that!
It's harder than it looks.
Okay, Drew cannot read maps, you guys are right.
I haven't seen one Tesla here.
What is Drew?
Like, yeah, genuinely, what is Drew doing?
He looks so sassy on that thing.
I'm just trying to think what is Drew doing?
Yes, sir.
He looks so sassy on that thing.
I'm just trying to think what he's doing to me.
I can't even read a map.
Have you ever used one of the circles?
Yeah, I know.
Hey, Drew!
He just went in a circle!
Is anybody on GPS?
Oh, man, it's a Tesla!
It's actually a Tesla.
Where?
Right, in the park.
That's crazy, man.
Okay!
What the fuck is Buddy talking about?
I don't know.
He's seeing things.
Oh, low pit rate, whatever, oh, we're good.
Look at the cruise, Jack!
Oh my god, that's the deep cruise!
Thanks, you!
Dude, you know what that is?
What?
Sweet Life of Zach and Cody!
Oh my god, remember that show?
Oh, sick!
Oh, it's Carnival.
What the fuck is Brandy doing?
I don't know.
We're good. We're good.
I think we're getting closer. You think so?
Yeah.
There's a water tower. We can go get some water there.
I'm going to the water tower?
I think so. I think we just go to hold it in.
Oh yeah.
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh
That's a bar.
That's a bar?
Oh my god.
We gotta hit a bar.
Oh yeah.
What a fun spot.
I know it's roofed and a bitch can complain if you go to a bar.
What are we gonna get?
What are we gonna get?
Just a little water break?
What do we do?
Oh my god, are you even putting part first?
Get the green button.
Can you see him? Can you see off and on?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Perhaps we should wait for anyone in here to ride four railers and trucks.
Huh?
Let's go.
We're good.
He says we're in park.
Yeah.
So turn around.
It is off.
Look.
Can you turn it back on though?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Yeah, they have no clue where we went.
Oh, this was my ego.
And mine.
Looks like we may need to get a legal drink.
We need a legal drink.
What the fuck bar is this?
Oh, no, there's no windows here. What if something happens?
Oh, shit.
Walk and find a bottle?
It's going away.
Captain, I think there's a beer sign.
Yeah, I know, but I don't know if this is a bar or not.
Could we walk with...
Could we walk... Wait, how do we know how to get back?
You don't, we're stuck.
We're better than these stranded here.
Oh, God.
Yeah, this isn't this is really nice
Yeah, yeah, yeah not bad not bad
Like that. Yeah, I'm gonna put it. You got it. Oh, it's got a charge too. I know he's got a hold like this at us
Yeah, we might be fucked here
Okay, we gotta go man VIP Chinese restaurant
No, there's a car.
They have a car.
Ready?
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
I can't do anything.
They're close.
Oh, they're not.
They're on the lunch break.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
Lunch break.
Oh, of course.
Oh.
Oh!
Wait, they opened the door?
Yeah.
They probably know who I am.
Hello.
Oh, it's a bar.
Get a drink.
Let's do, uh, three, two, three.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, there's no one.
We have to pin.
We have to pin.
We have to get a drink at the bar.
Yeah, you're doing
And it could we also please do
To green tea shots
What's pain
I'm not too crashed.
I'm not too crashed.
I just wasn't really good at it.
I injured crash indication that the brake stop's working.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I need two drinks or five.
Just these are good.
Perfect.
How much?
How does he crash?
We all saw this coming.
Ah, just a few days.
No, I'm sorry to be honest. Thank you though, man.
Are you on, you want, uh...
I don't know what you want. Here.
$6.99.
Wait.
Hey, you just got $3.00.
$6.00, yeah.
I give $6.50 for the wait.
The wait is as far as the...
$6.00.
$6.00.
$6.00.
What a action crash. You're cool.
$6.00.
$10?
Yeah, $10.
$10.
And be surprised.
Yeah.
It's hot out.
Chad, we got to get a little hydration in us, bro.
Thank you so much.
You gonna be driving one handy?
Huh?
No, no, no.
We're gonna crack open right now.
We're gonna crack open right now.
I need a fever.
Okay.
Okay, is this in broken?
It's five seconds.
Okay.
Okay, hold it real quick while I open this.
Crack open a nice cold one, Chad?
Cheers.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
That's a good job.
All right, shot one bar down.
two more two more bars to go two more bars to go
I need to drink some more
I just put the human beer off
would you have that?
for free?
I don't know
I think that's it
on a bad show?
I don't know
it's like a shithole
he came in beer
he came in beer
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
thank you so much
thank you so much
ma'am
the bohemian beer
I don't think so
is it called a cali?
Little callus?
What do you think?
Huh?
She said they were good. You guys thought they were good.
I've never tried beer.
This is really good.
Oh, we got a drink from the bar.
That's a good talent.
Want to try to take it to go?
Let's get out of here.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
I'm too sleepy for that.
You know, we got a little bit of a drink.
I'm just not watching you, okay?
You're wasting it.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Okay?
Go ahead and get your hair done.
There's one more set that tastes disgusting.
Anyone here likes beer?
I don't know how.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
All right.
Set it in there.
Set it in there.
Okay.
You ready?
I'm ready.
Let's go.
Thank you so much.
Thank you guys! Appreciate it!
She went to check the garbage.
She checked the garbage.
You know what I'm not doing? She didn't check the garbage.
She checked the garbage.
I got it on camera.
She checked the garbage.
Well, no, we're...
She obviously weren't going to chug a beer that quickly.
Go?
No, no, no.
We called her so we didn't go.
I thought they were stopping.
So they don't have the address.
No, we have no idea what we're talking about.
Oh, no.
What?
We're actually lost.
I haven't been outside this long in a couple of years.
Dude, it's fucking hot, Chad.
Chad is.
It's water.
Generally, it's fucking hot.
Do you have anything for water?
We can go in like, go in the water?
Yes, we're going to the ocean, bro.
Okay.
Because we have to build a sand castle and find a hermit crab.
And a fish.
And a lizard.
How the fuck are we going to catch a fish?
All right, let's just go.
We're going to the ocean, bro.
Okay.
Because we have to build a sand castle and find a hermit crab.
And a fish.
And a lizard.
How the fuck are we going to catch a fish?
catch a fish let's just run and stop traffic wait you want me to try to stop
traffic remember I thought you knew how oh god hold on that van's coming in
quick
doesn't seem to be working yeah they're coming in hot okay just give me a sec yeah
here's what I'm gonna do I caught his crossy road come oh my god come oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
What? It's okay, thank you!
It's okay, thank you so much!
Name's Luke.
God, I can't go any of them just saying my name and shit.
It's telling them to say Lacey with an early saying Luke.
Can't go anywhere anymore.
Chat, do I look big, Ed?
Marius ain't up.
Chad!
Chad is on my dick about my outfit.
What is bad about this outfit?
There's literally nothing bad.
Okay, so Chad, how do we find out how to get back to where we have to drop the ATVs off?
By the way, they have to be back in ten minutes.
So we gotta really go unless we're going to save you more money.
Get into this location.
Alright.
Alright, right here. Come here.
Oh, God.
What?
You passed it.
You passed it?
You know, it has to be more...
We dragged this location off.
Why did you drag this location off?
Give him a little call.
fall the rum cake factory okay oh my god that's Drew's phone we have no way of
Russell Russell's location yeah just call them okay wait I have to go by it
I don't see the rest of the location.
I don't see the rest of the location.
Oh, brother.
Directions, wait, directions.
It says they're right down the street.
Is Russell and Chad?
It says they're right down the street.
Yeah, so they're right down the street.
Son, why are you wearing that gay outfit?
Yo, Chad, you guys are fucking annoying, bro.
This chat's genuinely jealous that you guys didn't get the rainbow Gucci, Louis Vuitton backpack, Gucci glasses, and Louis Vuitton watch collab.
Like chat, I can tell jealousy when I see it, bro.
Gently, bro. Gently.
Oh my god!
Let's blow this place up!
Mike, Mike.
Jesus!
I feel like dog.
I don't know where I'm going.
So let's just keep going straight, please.
Steven! Steven! Steven! Steven!
Steven, my man!
I've got to back it in.
No, we're all good, Steven.
We did it.
Yeah.
Back in my feet.
It's okay.
It's good again.
Can you turn it off?
Yeah, it's stuck in the mousse.
I can smell it.
Beautiful.
What happened?
You ready fellas?
All right, where should we go off to next?
Yeah, come here.
Oh, yeah.
You want to hit the jet skis next?
Yeah, get a little cool.
I'm down to hit the jet skis.
Can we find those?
Yeah.
Everything's super hot.
Yeah, it's my phone.
It's absolutely hot.
Randy, my phone is in the back.
Watch out at least.
This is in my report, we're going through here.
I say we do sandcastle and jet ski next facts. I
Don't think touching a fish is gonna be possible
I'm starting to think I catch a fish is an impossible mission. Do we need to get more cash?
This is you blew it all. What do you mean blew it? You fucking blew it
You blew a thousand dollars on this dumb-ass kid. It's not bullshit
Brother, I got fishy slides. I got a Louis backpack. You know what you do back in the States
This is probably like three bands in the states. I got this for $250. You know much as watches probably like 8k
So I think our final steps are at the beach or the ocean same thing, right?
And ocean is literally a beach. It's water and sand. Is that right here? Water. Yeah
Oh shit, it seems like it's at the ACL
Water AC is not on here
Uh, we'll see you later on then.
Actually, I'll see you in a second.
Sure.
It's quick, I think.
It's a little nice.
Okay.
That's where the dress keys are at?
Yeah.
I don't think that.
Uh...
Do you want my phone?
At 3%.
Okay.
Well, I have a charger, but it might overheat your phone.
Okay.
Wait, someone just DMed me to ping on Twitter.
Safety alert, Ambassador Herschel Walker has an important message for Americans visiting the Bahamas.
Jets' credentials pose a serious risk of injury, death, and sexual assault.
US government employees are banned from renting them and you should avoid them too.
Here, let's you take this tube for after.
Let me get out of the car.
What?
You're gonna wrestle again, bro?
Sounds safe to me.
Yeah.
Sounds like a good time, actually.
What's up?
Chad, is that normal?
Nah.
That's overkill.
Overkill?
Yeah.
So what's the actual kill?
No pun intended.
We have a lot of jet ski operators going rogue.
It's nothing tough.
Okay.
Yeah, we'll be fine.
I know.
We'll be fine.
They see your sleeves a little tight on your bicep.
Yeah, I'm noticing that a little bit, Chad.
I think I might've got a size too small,
but it's really making my muscles pop.
Look what I flexed, Chad.
It's actually big.
It's huge.
The guy we're renting from has a t-shirt with the company name.
Sounds legit.
He sent you a selfie.
Yeah. I show it?
Yeah. Here he is.
Chad, do you think this means he's legit?
He's legit.
He's legit.
See this guy's legit, you think?
Yeah, man.
Yeah
Wait, so they take you out in a boat first
No, they they run on the beach. Yeah, but they have Paris. Oh, they have supercars, too
See underwater. Yeah. Oh is that oh, I saw those look sick. Yeah, they have clear boats jet skis parasailing
I don't remember when I went in a supercar a layer
Luke, it's me, Lacey Lover.
How does it feel to have somebody named Lacey?
I guess I have somebody whose Luke's left me though.
Yeah, he's very small though.
Holy cruise ships!
Where are we going back to Atlantis?
Yeah, we're like off-course.
Damage Beach.
Not spacey as that?
I think so, I texted him and the text didn't go through so...
Wait, what?
He stopped the ATR in Tex?
Yeah, but he sent me a pin on a map.
He sent me a pin on a map and said, right,
he said, come here.
I take cash.
I don't have cash.
No, he said, catch our car.
We came through here.
Can we get you through here?
He turned onto the bridge.
Oh, we turned onto the bridge.
And then you turned into two resorts.
What's up, Cap?
Russell's wearing Victoria's Secret pajamas?
Dick, I got this at Target.
What do you mean, Victoria's Secret?
I get my shirts at Party City.
Lacey, you're so easy to scare.
Well, yeah, dude, when the American Embassy is saying that travelers shouldn't rent jet
skis because of deaths in sexual assault cases, obviously I'm gonna be a little fucking scared.
All right, bro, hold on.
There's only one person I can contact, and it's Jerome.
Hey, Jerome, is it Jerome in the Bahamas right now, and I'm really scared.
I'm about to go jet skis. It's true that I should be intimidated by all of the sexual assaults and stuff that's going on there
All right, Jerome, I'm currently um, so I'm alone and there's about four other guys with me. I'm scared
Yeah, I get that. It's really good that you have some other people around, but even still, definitely not.
No drunk people that are around are the ones that I'm renting from, and I'm alone in the middle of the water on their boat.
Oh, that sounds really scary. Please, if you can, stay as close as possible to shore.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about, but y'all are saying I'm fear-mongering. No, I'm not. This shit is just generally scary.
It's definitely not Cabbage Beach, by the way.
What?
It's like edge beach edge beach
It's like predator lagoon
I'm not kidding it's called predator lagoon
Where are you taking us?
So he's taking us to predator lagoon
I'm not even kidding
What was it edge beach?
Yeah
Edge beach and predator lagoon
We're good
Sorry?
Predator Underwater Tunnel
Dude
You say yes to the Predator Underwater Tunnel?
It's nice bro
I don't know about Chappie
That's the only D10 one
Oh, I thought I saw it
Do you want to send him the directions Russell will have it?
Yeah, I'm going to send you the Google Maps
Why are you guys telling me it's safe?
Yo, Chet
You guys realize we could die, right?
It would be fine
That's not as bad as you think
No.
No.
No.
OK.
Kidnap.
Kidnap.
Kidnap.
Kidnap.
Kidnap.
Kidnap.
Kidnap.
Kidnap.
Kidnap.
Kidnap.
Kidnap.
Kidnap.
Not bad as I think though.
Ham is trying to get rid of kids.
We don't kidnap kids.
Stephen, I'll set you a little picture, brother.
OK.
Stephen, have you ever been jet skiing?
No.
You've ever been to Bahá'á and you've ever been on jet ski?
No.
I should have.
Are you going to be near just in case something happens?
I'm going to be okay. Okay. Nothing. You guys can
Head toward Harbor Drive then turn right onto Harbor Drive
No cap, but Luke is better looking than Lacey but
Oh, yeah, we have to get dropped off at Coral Atlantis. Do you know what for yeah? I think we go from there
We walk to the beach. Okay. Okay. How do we build a sandcastle?
That's probably the easiest one. Don't you need stencils?
Or when I was younger, we needed little stencils and a bucket to build a sandcastle.
It's not possible to build a sandcastle from hand. Yes, it is. You do the government on the drip method?
The what? You do the drip you build houses?
This is tough.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
I can teach you the German method.
OK.
Drew was doing it earlier on the ECB.
All right.
Continue straight.
You have an IQ of 12?
OK.
It's not going to be that bad.
It'll be fine.
I can, I took an engineering class, so I can break those tank caps open.
Oh, sorry.
In 400 meters, turn left.
No.
It's like a resort.
Dude, you know what I noticed about llamas?
All the houses and buildings are so colorful.
Like, there's a pink building over there,
there's a yellow building there, orange one there,
or they should go to shit the rainbow llamas.
That's funny.
I like this, you know?
Yeah, this car, you have to walk through.
Yeah.
W sub, we'll see you in three months.
I'm on back here.
Oh, it's nice.
This is like the ghetto where it built in.
Yeah, that's the old school.
This was the underwater one?
No, this was the very first tower.
Oh, whoa.
So this is like the first ever Atlantis.
This is the second tower.
This is before I got it.
Okay.
I'm gonna try to leave my bag in here.
Okay, why should I do it with the TVU?
Are you taking it out on the desk?
No, I'm just going to be there.
I'm going to take my backpack.
Sir, are you taking the backpack?
Yeah.
No, it's nice that I can leave it.
Thank you.
Do I need my backpack?
I don't.
Are you comfortable bringing your backpack?
I am.
Alright, hold on then.
Hold on.
No, no.
Don't chat.
I did actually saw myself in a mirror.
I look so tough.
Can you take this then?
Because I have to grab the portable charger.
Don't chat.
I just saw my outfit and when I look in a mirror, I look so tough.
That looks so tough.
Let me get a retweet in the chat.
Great.
Great.
You're the loop llama.
Cat.
So you guys don't think I look good?
Ready?
My pants are gonna fall down. These phones are gonna go in the back pocket.
So, if they're not staying here, it's a 12-foot meter.
They're not gonna get to the booth.
You can't just get your feet real quick.
They won't screw you around a lot.
Are they gonna get you in a v-pass or anything?
A v-pass?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, v-pass.
Yeah.
I gotta pay for a v-staper?
Did someone put these in Roche's bag?
Little beach head, that's never a backshot at all.
There's a pool party today!
Ten gifted!
Yo, my boy Hobb, thank you so much for the ten gifted.
If anybody else in the chat wants to donate some subs,
you're more than welcome.
Like this, too.
Look, it's in your bag.
Is this an arcade here?
These are a Katie.
Little meeting just closed.
He's closed?
No.
How many has the Jetsky record based that we're calling it?
And Jetsky's.
I'll show you all the time.
Harder than a punch.
No.
Not for a second.
What?
Just let Russell talk.
So, how do we get there?
Let's see if we're going to get some fast food.
I got a piece.
Oh, brother.
Yeah, I'll just have to get this.
So, just a little piece of advice.
We have a company that has the jet speed lines in the valley under it.
And these guys will just come through and come to the beach.
and we can get on the jet ski, we can get a lot of money to get on the jet ski, in no way we can get on the jet ski.
No, there is, but the beach, you won't be able to, you're not, I'm not going to say you're not to go to the bar.
When it comes to the hotel, if you're a guest at the hotel, you're free to walk through the hotel.
Absolutely. So we just have to walk around the hotel.
Right, or you could get to Tati, and Tati will be like what, 10 to 15 miles?
Just find out how to get to that man.
Yeah, it's going to be like next to you, like they have the beach access right next to you.
So if you want to, right, it's going to be a little walk, so you take a taxi, I'm a five-person person.
What's the harm of us? Can we just pay you guys to just walk to the beach like that, okay?
So we're paying people to use the door?
$100,000?
Not a door, but they have like a beach edge, like a sport just for you to party.
I mean that, you've got the beach there, man.
Okay, just doing your job.
I'm fine, I would just advise you to take a taxi.
I'll advise you to take a taxi there.
It's okay.
Should we tell Steven to spin back?
Do you want a message to Steven to come back, Russell?
Yo!
How y'all doing?
Wait, where's Steven?
Steven left.
Thank you, we're going to stop for a second.
Is there a way to drive there?
I see you guys.
We're the ones chasing you.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
It's re-racidication.
What's up, Ralph?
You gonna face it?
Yeah, let's do it.
All right, good.
You do usually take pictures with this?
Yeah.
All right, thank you.
What?
He's gonna take pictures with those.
Nice to meet you guys. Have fun.
What are you gonna do?
I mean, we can either, Chad,
we try to walk through,
We try to walk around, do we try to call Steven back?
What do you guys think we should do, Chad?
We can try, but you're just kind of hard to miss.
Like, like if I, like, you know what I'm saying?
It was hard to miss.
Like I really just had to go find him, you know?
Just call back the guy with Steven.
I'm gonna go around.
You think we can see this guy
like he's going through the box like this, don't we?
He seems dedicated to his crowd.
He's not like us.
We don't even have a hundred bucks.
We literally don't even have cash.
Yeah, some idiot is spitting on it.
I texted Steve.
I texted Steve.
You've been like a Roblox character?
Okay, and this Roblox character,
suck your grandpa's dick, how's that?
He don't want me.
He don't want me.
You think he's a wild card?
Wait, not a bad show.
I'm gonna take you back.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, you're gonna go back?
You want a reward?
You know what I mean?
You got me, bro?
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Are you guys going to drink?
I'm gonna get my drink.
I'm gonna get my drink.
Actually, no.
Yeah, no, man.
Does this count as a bar drink?
Maybe this counts as one of your partners.
Does this count as a bar?
Yes, it counts as a bar drink.
We're going to take a sip of the coffee.
It tastes like...
No, you don't need to have some.
Do you want a shot of him?
Do you want a shot of him?
Do you want a shot of him?
Do you not get ripped?
Do you want him to feed us something?
Do you want to hold for him?
Yeah, I'll help you out.
No, help him.
I'm going to do it right here.
Do it right here.
You're going to rip it with you.
Okay, let's do it.
Everybody's got to go.
All right, we all have to go.
We all have to go.
They go.
Are you ready?
Ready?
Two, cheers.
Cheers.
Yeah!
Let's go, baby!
Let's go, baby!
Hey, y'all, have a good one!
Have a good day!
Have a good day!
Have a good day!
Have a good day!
Wait, wait, we can take this!
Is this what we have to take?
Yes.
Wait, Steve might be down there.
So, we're gonna leave the bus back here.
We're gonna leave the bus back here.
Oh, fuck.
Trish, sit here.
Sit here for what?
A fucking ride?
They say you need a wristband.
Oh, shot.
Yeah, you do.
Stop calling me fried boy.
Is that not Stephen down there?
What's up, man?
I got a piece of this.
Yeah, I got you, dude.
All the same.
Where's Stephen at?
Did anybody text Stephen?
I called him and texted him.
OK.
Of course, we say it, bro.
We say it.
Well, we gotta get to the predator cult, man.
I thought it was all Axis beaches, though.
Nice to meet you, man.
Private beaches.
I'm trying to, bro, I'm trying to go to the Previlar Beach.
New Spider-Man trailer?
Oh, I gotta react when I get back to desktop.
Spider-Man trailer?
Hello?
Of course, yeah.
Thank you, nice to meet you.
There's a casino in there, y'all.
I'm just kidding.
You mentioned he's in the grip chat.
Yeah, yeah.
How do you call some of these guys?
I don't know how I saw you guys.
You said okay.
I don't think he's gonna hear you.
I'll be honest.
Yeah, I got you guys.
So you need a password for everything.
Right?
It's like if you like to stay in the resort, you can do everything, but if you like to eat.
What's your part about this?
Like everything.
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
We got Sprinting, your famous YouTuber.
Nice to meet you guys.
Oh, thank you so much.
Of course.
I'm a famous YouTuber.
We need to go take a picture of that.
Aw, thank you guys, man.
I appreciate you guys.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you guys.
Where are you from?
I'm from Los Angeles.
Oh, thank you so much.
Of course.
Have fun, guys.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you so much!
Of course, have a good guys, nice to meet you!
Alright, Steven's pulling up right again, Rob.
Yes, sir!
I hope so!
Not yet, but I really do hope!
Steven's pulling back up?
He said okay.
So he can take us there, let's go.
I love Steven.
We have to walk all the way.
So why is he pulling back up?
You guys not listening?
I'm about to go to the fucking motel across the road and then walk to the beach.
Wait!
I think the jet ski place is gonna be on the other side of the road.
Me?
Watch out, he's probably trying to offer us this ride.
I guarantee it.
Look, look, bro.
Bro, we already have Steven. We don't need this guy.
Ooh, hold on.
Wait, this guy's got aura.
Holy aura.
Tell me, how you doing?
Like I don't.
We have a driver, he has a driver.
If you say you're going to try to fool him, we're trying to get to the end.
He's free here?
We're free?
Yeah.
How much money do you have?
He's got a child.
No charge?
Are you sure we turned in Mr. Slyver?
Slyver is the first.
I don't like you.
Only order a sign.
You're right to be like you.
You are a great little guy.
I like to watch too.
I just got this one.
Ah, there you go.
Wait, so I'm gonna take, like, a Venmo?
Yeah, that's fine.
Let's do that.
You don't want to get in your car, Mr. Smiley.
Just tell Stephen not to come.
Smiley.
I thought he smells good too.
Yeah, it does.
Mr. Smiley.
Yeah, I'm calling.
How you doing, guys?
How you doing, Mr. Smiley?
Pretty good, pretty good.
Is this the jet ski method?
It's not.
Oh, it's not.
It's not again.
It's always on at this time of year.
So we're trying to get the predator coat.
Predator coat.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, no problem.
I'll take us the predator coat.
You got your own custom smiley tie, huh?
Ah, yes, sir.
That's what I do, man.
Smiley, that's my brand name.
Oh.
That's my brand name, mom.
So who are you guys from?
Los Angeles.
Oh, LA, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
What's your name?
Comshoot.
Yeah?
First time I hear you guys name before me.
time. Oh nice. Not too bad, not too bad. Not a bad space to be. Are you from here? I am,
born and raised. This is the one for me. Oh wow. Have you ever been on jet skis? Jet skis, uh yeah,
I used to be back a lot back in the days. Not too often anymore because I'm working all the time,
but most of the afternoon. Mr. Smiley, Mr. Smiley. Yes sir. You smell really good. Thank you, thank
you. You know you have to order us, so would you get any ladies out here? Me? Are you an air-eater
anything? Oh yeah pretty much at this point you have to sell and sell down right now. Oh yeah? Yes sir, sell down right now yeah. I just you know
wherever I go people will just come up to me and stuff and you know there's just
multiple girls that just want me so. Oh yeah. It's hard for me to settle down.
Man, how old are you? I'm 19. Oh you get a lot of time buddy. Yeah. I'm pretty
three years old so like you know I've been there done that you know trying to sell
down now you know so I'll leave it to you you know
I'll tell you is that he doesn't really go for the women you know what I'm saying
okay no judgment here man
he's on the other side of the fence
no judgment here man
alright there alright there
they're not together though yeah
I got you I got you
you like what you like you know it is
I'm not true
They're just lying.
They're just lying. I'm not judging you. I'm not judging.
I don't judge.
I don't judge, man. That's not me at all.
So how'd you get the name Smiley?
I had it from when I was a kid, actually.
From when I was in the fourth grade. The teacher asked my mom,
why is your son Smiley? Is he crazy or something?
Nice to announce.
So the teacher started calling me Smiley, then the next thing I know.
We have another friend that smiled a long time.
His name's Saeed.
Saeed, yeah? Oh, nice, nice, nice.
You called him Smiley, too? Or you guys called him?
called smiley oh yeah okay I'll let you guys down your form just tonight just
tonight oh we want a free a free two-night stay oh really a raffle yeah
oh nice not a bad place to be nope not at all you know what I keep saying
everything in the Bahamas is so colorful yeah that house is blue right there
that house is yellow, the one over there is green, they should call this place the rainbow
obelisk.
Am I right Smiley?
We like to make things alive, you know, we like to keep people smiling, you know, you
see the bright colors that make you like feel happy, you see a bunch of dull colors
and it's like, you know, like you feel bored and you know, you feel like make your day
green so here we got the colors that make you smiley, you know, lots of this about.
Smiley, what's your favorite fruit here?
Favorite fruit, ah, I mean it's a fruit call here called mango.
Oh, I'm here. You know, you know mango. Oh, I'm sorry. I've never heard of it. I've never tried one before.
Yeah, it's a fruit. It's kind of like it grows up on the tree and like it has like a
Around it has like a skin and you feel the skin and inside it's like a hairy seed.
What's it called? A mahogany?
Mango.
A mahogany mango.
Mango, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What color is it?
Pretty much yellow. It gets right with turns yellow, so like it's red, yeah.
Oh, yeah, you should try one.
That's pretty good.
Where do we get a mahogany?
It's actually in season now. I don't know if they have it over here. You have to go like locally to actually get it
They have like a mango tree and everything right now. It's not in season right? It's this season right now actually
All right, well of course coconuts and all that stuff here is all grown here as well
You know but I sure got my head by a coconut. Oh, yeah
Boy report that way you guys from
um telebassist yeah I've been in LA a couple of times uh I've been in uh
Santa Monica Beach that's uh yeah yeah so I've been around here and missed a
child my third restaurant like there oh shit so Beverly Hills all the good
stuff yeah it's Beverly Hills I'm actually looking at a house there right now
Oh, yeah
Got you got you got you not too bad
Yep
Yeah, what you gotta do my son a bad raffle to be here in the Bahamas, you know
That's a beautiful place and the weather is actually pretty good this time of year as well so that's actually nice, you know.
How far is the drive to Predator Cove?
It's right up here actually.
This is the Cove right here, yeah.
So we can just walk in here for free?
Yeah, pretty much after this time of day you can pretty much walk around.
There's more renovations right now but you can still walk around here, you know.
This is the Cove right here all the celebrities night.
Oh my god.
Oh, yeah, he's got a Venmo going?
Yeah.
I love this place.
Yeah.
I'm excited, man.
Got your Venmo, maybe?
Ah, yes, sir.
I had so much water, man.
Kind of mugged, Stevie.
I mean, literally mugged me.
And mugged Stevie.
And mugged everyone.
That's a nice car.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hope it's a nice bucket to have too.
We're trying to build a sand castle.
Oh, there you go.
Yeah.
Let's see right there.
So just a question, Smiley.
Yes sir.
How much hypothetically would you charge
to be a driver for an entire day?
I mean, you usually charge for an hour, usually,
so a lot of times, you should run 15 hour, but.
Oh, my God.
That's how you get that nice suit.
Yeah, yeah, you should probably be a chief, you know.
That's a nice looking car.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
I work with people too, so, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, just sent you a nice little hug.
Appreciate it, man.
Thanks, guys, thanks, guys.
Thank you for going.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, smiley.
I don't know about 150,000, I don't know.
Yeah, Steve's charging us $500 a whole day, Jack,
so to be honest, oh my God, this is beautiful.
Wow.
Wait, this is, this is gorgeous.
This is gorgeous.
I don't know but this is nice.
It's so beautiful.
Let's stop guys.
It's a race.
Oh my god.
It's a race.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's a race.
Oh my god.
It's a race.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You too.
Oh my god.
Is this a fountain?
This is so beautiful.
It's a race.
It's a race.
It's a race.
Beautiful
Wow look at that
Wow
This is what
This is literally what life's all about.
This right here is what life's about.
What?
I've never seen anything like this before.
We've got to go to the beach.
We've got to go to the beach.
What do you mean nowhere? Like over a mile?
What?
Wait, so we...
So I just tip... I just tip Smiley $100
to bring us to the wrong beach?
You paid him $100 to drive us five minutes?
Yes.
Wait, cold!
Wait!
How you guys doing?
What the heck?
How you doing?
Oh my gosh, nice to meet you.
I'm gonna fall out.
Of course, yeah.
How far?
Right?
Of course, man.
Yeah, let's do it.
Daddy!
It's there.
We were there.
I called the guy.
To meet you guys.
Thank you.
How are you?
Yeah, great.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, let's do it.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Of course, bro.
Thank you so much.
It's been a lot.
Come on.
Let's go.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
They took us a complete opposite way by the way.
Wait, what do you mean?
Yeah man, we could find something else going on over here.
Well, there's still a beach. We could still do a sand castle and find another one.
We just need sand. We need a sand castle. We need a hermit crab.
But I have bad news.
What?
They said that on this island all the jet ski rentals closed at 7 o'clock.
Yeah, because the sun goes away.
Yeah, so there's just no chance we'd get on a jet ski today.
Where are you?
Whoa!
Burger!
Oh my god!
How is burger?
Stop scaring you asshole!
How is burger in a Bahamas?
That's a stray cat, dude.
Burger!
Oh my god, I gotta run until Ron Burger escapes.
So skinny.
Burger's in a Bahamas.
Burger! Burger, come here!
Burger, come here!
Come here, Burger!
Come here, Burger!
You're sitting on Gucci, man.
Burger, come here!
Oh my gosh, I gotta tell Rowan. I gotta tell Rowan.
Oh, Burger, come back. How did Burger escape?
Oh my god, Burger's dead as an Bahamas.
Burger! Burger, come here! Burger! Burger, I gotta take you back to the stable. Burger, come here!
Burger! Burger come here! Burger! Burger, Burger, Burger! Burger, you gotta go back home to the stable!
Burger, come here!
Burger! Burger! Burger, come here! Come here, Burger! Come here, buddy! It's okay! You can come! You can come, Burger, come here!
Bro, he's not fucking with you.
Call Ron?
Do I call Ron and tell him Burger's way is Ron live?
God, it's fine. He'll see.
Maybe, I don't even know what to do.
He is live?
Where even am I at?
He's doing a phone segment?
Oh, God.
Hey!
What's this?
What?
You last hear about this? How much?
I don't know.
It's a price.
I guess it's like 50.
For a little bucket?
We just hop across and can't walk or how to be honest with her
Any more sunblock can we please do quickly by a sand castle?
Yes
Get a shovel too. Yes
Oh shoot, even if I don't need a receipt?
Okay, we get it room charged.
Yes, room 42.
Okay.
How much are one of these stuff buckets?
Like the ice cream one right there? How much is one of those?
38.
38.
And no card on.
So even, because we're not staying at this exact source of problem, we're at the, um,
the other one.
Which one?
The, uh, the Eleanor Stone.
Gile?
Yeah.
Even if you're not staying at this one, you'll still have to do room check.
Oh, god.
Can we, do we have a card on that?
We'll remember you.
Thanks, mom.
Yo, thanks, yo, thanks!
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
Oh my god!
Nice to meet you guys, have fun!
Nice to meet you guys. Have fun!
We're going to pass on a sandcastle.
We're going to get the little trip method instead.
Thank you.
We need just cash on hand.
I don't think she would have even done cash, would she?
She said only room charge.
Well, we had cash on hand.
I think she had your receipts.
Oh, that's bad.
It's like three hours of sun.
I'm not gonna lie, the stress of this dude has been bitching and complaining about us buying clothes and that the buyer spoke for the last three hours.
I think he's jealous.
I'm jealous, yeah.
Wait, I think he said like four times we hacked him.
We had a thousand dollars in cash, you guys spent it on bullshit.
What are you supposed to do with money? Hold it? Is it burning a hole in your pocket?
Bro, no, it's not spending on...
It's on my grandfather's.
Where are we going?
We're going to the beach.
Oh, they're seeing it.
Yeah, no shit, we're at a beach.
No problem, because someone said that we couldn't get over the... wait, that's the... that's Justin.
This one.
You clearly have a card on file for the room. Hey dumbass, we're not staying at this hotel.
I don't want to film random people. No, no, let's walk up. Let's walk around.
Wait, that's a street vendor. Is that on a car? Yeah, isn't that a street vendor?
Wait, how do we get to the beach and just go to the beach?
Maybe around?
Chad, what are the odds?
How often can you find a hermit crab on the beach?
Is that a common thing or no?
Don't film these people.
I know.
Oh, I smell smoked fish.
It's pretty common if you look in rock pools, Sonyan, what the fuck is a rock pool?
Tech Walk, Tech Walk, Tech Walk, Tech Walk, Tech Walk.
Yeah, also apparently Marlin told me this.
The tickets are booked for me and Marlin
to go to the Sweden World Cup game.
So me and Marlin are gonna be going to the World Cup game.
Oh, so we're gonna play.
We're Sweden players.
And I'm gonna be rooting for Sweden.
I'm gonna have a Sweden jersey
and I'm putting all my money on Sweden to win.
I'm putting a house on it.
Wait, where's the game?
Not sure, he didn't really tell me.
Hey, what's the date?
Hello.
Hi, Jen, how you doing?
Great, how are you?
date is it um it's the date uh not sure I'll pass you to ask that
should we try to go to a more empty part of the beach over there yeah
who hates sand bro I hate this stuff or you hate everything did you know that
there's a sand shortage what there's a national sand show no there's not
There's a national sand shortage.
I swear my life was a national sand shortage.
And it was also before someone did a robbery where they filled up like 60 trucks of sand
overnight.
Why would someone do a robbery for sand?
Exactly.
Search it.
It's a real thing.
It was actually on the news.
A big-ass boat.
Oh my God.
A big-ass boat.
Oh my God.
I thought it was all electric.
I don't know which one is the jet-forsers.
Bro, the Jeskies are nowhere near.
It's just the coach.
So sandcastles are the only option.
Fucking smiley fucked on some of the others.
Smiley fucked on some of the others.
Free fun.
We're in Russia now.
And Russell has all the phones in here.
We're in Russia now.
We're in Russia now.
And Russell has all the phones in his back now
Yo, where is Russell he has all the phones it's gonna lag
This water looks so nice
It's 6 p.m. Everything is closed in the Bahamas
Yo, you have all the phones in your backpack.
The stream's gonna lie if you're not near us.
Where is Russell at? Where'd he go?
Do you know where Russell is? What do you say?
He's just a spirit.
Oh my God, Russell's definitely with a girl.
Yeah.
What's your percentage?
I mean, I say we keep going down to go to Sawhadassar.
Going down?
Like to where no one's at.
This guy having a date?
This guy, what he's doing?
Yes, go.
Want me to talk to you?
I got it.
Excuse me, sir.
We're filming for a YouTube documentary.
Just wondering what's going on over here.
Letting.
Oh, letting.
Oh, today.
Right here.
Right now.
Yeah.
Can't be in this area.
Oh, God.
Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
Oh, sorry about that.
Oh, there is no worries.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Anybody have the idea?
Okay.
We're going to be walking on it.
Okay.
So we got to go that way.
Yeah.
Anybody have the idea?
Got it.
So we've already started.
Yeah.
I'm gonna start, you don't see a lot of directions,
I'm gonna direct you beneath the cars while it's happening.
Okay.
I'm gonna do that at the back.
Dang, so all these people gotta leave the beach
for the wedding here.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Just as they gave me.
Oh, just as they're, okay, I'll drive it event, huh?
You're gonna get that drink out, Russell.
It's my private event I've ever seen in my life.
He is a little drink.
Oh, I'm thirsty.
Russell, why are you walking so slow?
You got something in your ass?
I don't like sand.
Oh my God, yo.
Yo, it is hot.
I don't like the sand either.
Oh y'all there's some s-
You literally said you don't like sand either.
But I don't walk like I'm walking on glass in here.
Look at Russell.
That's a little crazy.
Russell we gotta walk faster. There's a wedding going on.
You wanna kill this water? I haven't done it before.
Russell can you help me reconnect all the phones back?
They all disconnect when you walk away.
Water? Yeah, that's water? Yeah, a little bit of water here.
What do you mean? What do you mean? No, that's really...
Maybe we should... Maybe we should put the phone.
Alright. Mm-hmm. That's some good box water.
Mm-hmm. No. Oh, yeah.
In the smallest pocket in the front and the back back.
So we can't even parasail then. Looks like we just got to get fast food.
And then a bar.
That means we have to get fast food, a bar, and a seafood mukbang.
the next one. Oh my god. I think we're gonna have to eat. Darn it. Damn. Yeah. Yeah, we're
gonna have to eat, bro. Shit. Oh, damn it. You're saying this counts as a third bar?
I think there is a bar somewhere here for sure. I just came from one. You did? Of course.
Maybe we should go. I think we build a little sand castle. Let's go. Yeah, we'll go build
a sand castle here. Should we start behind the wedding? Yeah, let's just walk around the
Have a nice wedding, sir. Congratulations on the marriage. Oh, it isn't me. Oh, it's not.
Oh, you're the facilitator. Bro, look how much smoke that fucking boat puts off. That's
what you were on two times with your rich family, Drew. I'm not a rich family. You put
up all the pollution in the area you want to work with people like you. Yeah, look at
that. I have no question. Drew says he didn't grow up in a rich family, but he grew up in
a three-story house in a sweet town in New Jersey, okay?
Well, West for New Jersey.
He went on vacations to Aruba.
He went on two Disney cruises.
He's been to the Bahamas on a vacation.
So?
And he says he's not from a, and I asked him.
High middle class.
You were not middle class.
High middle class.
There's no high middle class.
There's a middle and high.
No, no, no, there's low middle class, middle class,
high middle class, and then it goes to the right.
There's a high class, son.
No.
And then I asked him a question.
I said let me ask you a question drew anything you wanted during your childhood. Did you ever not know I only got it for my birthdays and Christmas?
Look look when you asked for something
When you asked for something for a birthday or Christmas did you get it? No?
No, my mom usually if she did you have to put out like a monthly payment thing. Yep told you we'd have to pay for
Such cat. If we wanted something she would make us pay for it. You guys are lying. I swear to God
I would have to do chores and stuff to get the money. Good. We you you think we grew up sweet in your pencil
I should was dangerous we made it out. Oh y'all did not hustle. Yes, we did from my IRL streams
We're literally just showing off how dangerous it is
Yes, like you can ask me who do are my IRL streams like they're shot sometimes have to duck down on camera look at your backyard
Okay, you guys all say oh you have a pool in your backyard about milk that no, let me tell you the story
I've never said this on shooting board when when I was four years old before Luke was even born
It's a box water our fam our our our original house was
Caught on fire and there is an unfortunate fire
My aunt passed away in the fire and the insurance because of the fire let my family rebuild a new house in Erie, Pennsylvania
So my dad got to build out a house my mom and dad and me lived in a hotel for two years while the house was getting built
And yeah, we got a nice house because our original house burned down all the memories of my childhood
Where my grandma and grandpa grew up burned down in a fire. Okay, so yeah, the house we lived in was from insurance claims
Okay
Like so you got a little Mickey house. Yes. Yes because our house in a fire that wasn't our fault
Oh, no, and I got trapped in my room during a fire when I was four years old
And I had to I had to break down the door and run through it as a four-year-old and then escape the fire by myself
Let me see
All right, where's the same castle? Where are we walking to?
I don't know she just wants to walk. He's just walking
This is the worst spot ever it's on one flat
Yeah, please don't take screenshots of my toes and start selling them on the fucking dark web and shit
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie personally never go to San Castle never have you
I'm buried someone in the sand, like what?
No, like you don't need to bury someone.
I mean like, I'm hoping like a thing.
Okay, buried in the sand.
Alright, I know.
Well, it has to be like a more sand than that.
Soft sand.
Should I get buried in the sand?
That's gonna be really disgusting.
Can we count that as the substitution for the jet skis?
Yeah, I like that.
Chad, if I get buried in the sand,
can that substitute for the jet ski
since the jet ski runs a place close?
Yes or no?
I think that's better.
Okay, way better.
You just jet ski tomorrow.
down to just you tomorrow yes deal okay okay well you've never been buried in
Santa before why what does it feel like oh feels great it's scary that's
feeling ever is it a good feeling great feeling great feels great bro you
should do it oh you're little a boo boo bro oh my god dude oh my god dude oh it's
all wet sand too oh dear that's this he has case on take that shit off
No, you can't, I'm God you can't.
Well, no, if I do your face of course, well, I...
That's what I'm gonna wait for.
Oh, you'll be fine.
Pfft!
Yo, Robz, I don't want the bingo card on the screen 24-7!
You f-
Ooh!
You fucking idiot!
Pfft!
Three things checked off in three hours, y'all are the ones.
What's the free space?
Those my nose looks so big.
Good shit, guys.
My Gucci glass news.
Yeah, just make sure it needs to be sealed.
You're on my Gucci glasses.
All right.
I got you.
You almost let that shit rip?
No, I didn't.
I don't say that word.
All right, come on.
You're getting buried.
Let's go.
Let me take off my Gucci.
Not trying to get my Gucci dirty.
Girls, don't make an edit of me stripping, please.
Little crack attack.
Little fall on the side of that.
You can't get sand in the new wash.
Little fall in the sand, crack attack, not a bad shot.
The wash is already broken.
The wash is already broken.
All right, lay down.
Here, hold this.
Then don't run, lay down.
Hold on, I gotta take my watch off.
Sorry.
I just got a brand new Louis Vuitton wash.
I'm not getting buried in the sand with it, son.
Right there.
They all sound the same when they yell.
They always like to do that one like pitch,
just like a,
Lazy!
And they're done.
You hold this, Russell?
Ah, to watch as dirty as you are, all you're so dirty.
It's a little dirty.
It's just how Stephen's going to hate you.
It's OK.
Wait, you don't do my face, right?
I don't know.
Just up to your shoulders.
OK.
You're a male, you dig a hole.
Wait, is there anyone helping me?
No.
I'm doing a show.
Bend over.
No, OK, don't actually bend over.
Dude, bury me!
I'm just getting my shoes off.
Here, I'll kick some up.
Kick?
OK, so we've got to start here.
OK.
I'm going to start with your arms, OK, sir?
So you literally can't move.
Okay.
You can't move.
Yeah.
Just stay still and take it.
Yep, I'm taking it.
Yep, take it old.
You're not doing shit.
Yes I am.
I'm doing more than fucking moves, bitch ass.
What do you mean?
His whole arm's gone, asshole!
This feels weird.
I don't like it.
Sucks.
Wait, I don't like this.
You don't like it?
No, it feels weird on my body.
You do love it.
How do you get the sand up and over my actual body though?
I don't.
Tell me honestly, I have a lot of surface area to cover.
Yeah.
We need to stack it up.
Why are you making a fucking hole?
Oh shit, why am I making a hole?
We're gonna make a mountain.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm not learning it.
Perfect.
Oh my god.
I've never done this.
I feel like I'm dying.
Well, don't say that.
There's a lifeguard.
Please don't say that.
Help!
Shush.
Stop.
I definitely don't care.
OK, what do you guys, oh, look at these little toes.
Stop chickening.
No, bro!
You can't move!
You just took all of it off.
You're fine, you're fine.
Just don't move.
Help!
Dude, you can't yell that.
They're gonna tell us we have to stop.
Yo, I can't, I'm trying with your toe, bro.
Your toes will not go.
Bro, look, you suck at this.
Look how much I have done,
look how much you have done.
You have the same amount!
No, bro, what?
I have half his body.
Stop fucking arguing. You just put the sand on my on my body
Jews over here trying to like get some satisfaction because he's good at burying even say it
Like this is the only satisfaction. Oh, yeah kicking it on my face
Yeah, you are this is I'm gonna have a shovel so this is 10 times harder. I'm gonna have to get I'm gonna get near your day
What I listen, look at me. I'm gonna have to get near your day. Okay, don't touch
if I do trees try pot it yeah lucky white hold it don't touch my dick how you
just kicked my finger oh stop moving you kicked my fingers stop moving yeah can
you guys help us yeah you help us we have bury him just not a face yeah
Oh my god, I'm gonna die. I'm actually gonna die. Good job guys. Yeah, yeah. Ah, I just felt something for my dick.
Why is there a bull there? Why is the sand so jiggly?
Alright, I'm gonna pack it down. You guys throw, I'm gonna pack it down, do you? Yes. Alright.
All right, wait am I gonna get sand fleas? Yeah, it's fine. They're not poisonous
All right, I'm gonna start working on your upper chest, okay, okay. Well, I thought it doesn't do go to my face
Oh, so nice so my necks would be covered in say no. Yes
It's even gonna be bad
probably but
Maybe we could get Lacey a little towel, jump in the pool, dry off.
Yeah.
Well, I'm gonna have sand on me when I get home.
Yeah, I was just generally in fully, you're fully clothed getting covered in fucking sand.
What do you think?
Yeah, you're gonna have sand on me.
No, no, no.
All the sand comes off, honestly.
Right away, it should.
Yeah, it will.
It's nice and warm though.
I will say that.
It feels good.
It feels nice.
Yeah.
Honestly, I could fall asleep like a big blanket on me.
This is probably how I'd end up.
Oh, wait, Luke.
Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke.
I need you to use my nose.
My right nostril covered in sand.
I don't need you to use my nose.
Take your hand, it's no, no, no, right side.
Like, like, butt.
Dammit, your nose is big.
No, like, no, no, no, not there, like, in, like,
you know how, where I normally inch?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, like, in my nostril.
I'm not picking your nostril.
Not in it, like, on the edge, on the edge, please,
or else I'm gonna have to move my hand.
Are you, are you a moor, Ron?
Well, right here?
No, up.
But I'm not picking your nose.
Like, there, like, there, scratchers.
There you go.
Honestly, you look kinda good.
Alright I'm gonna stop right here.
What?
I think we need someone to stand.
He was just complaining about his neck.
Oh my God, oh my God!
Help!
Dude you can't yell that.
Are you a retard?
Lacey.
You see the light?
Yes.
No.
Lift your head up and pack some behind his neck.
Lacey lift your head up.
Make a pillow. More. More asshole. Good. Okay, beautiful. Oh yeah. Wait, this is kind of comfy.
What are you doing? Oh no, not an explosion. Here, lift up a little more.
All right, trap her down. Is that good? Perfect. I want to see if we're done.
Oh yeah, right here.
Wait, am I fully buried?
Basically.
Wait, there's a little bit right here.
I can't see myself.
Watch out, am I fully buried?
Yeah, this is ballot.
Besides your head.
Someone's gonna kick your head.
Help!
Dude, stop.
Dude, what if I turn into sand, man?
The sand, just leave him.
Of course, you wanna...
Did you ever think this would happen?
Did you bury him?
No, no, actually, I just thought we'd uh...
They're saying give him some boobs.
You're not giving me boobs.
Yo, look.
Yeah.
Can you give him some tits?
You guys are giving me boobs?
Are we fucking serious?
Yo, Chad, is this good?
Chad, is this good?
Can you give me a...
Can you give me a little more?
Yeah.
How old are you guys?
15.
I can say what I'm saying.
Perf, what's a big hole?
Jesus.
I'm sorry.
I gave you big, big, big holes.
Alright Luke, they're gonna take a photo right?
Oh yeah, I'll move.
How dare I?
Wait, this actually might be the toughest Lacey fan picture.
Help!
Alright, gotcha boys.
Nice to meet you guys man, thank you for burying me.
Someone's phone is in the sand.
Alright Lacey, who's phone?
I'm gonna get you all up.
Thank you for your help guys, appreciate you all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Beautiful.
Oh yes.
What is such a my piece?
What is such a my piece around me?
Your phone stand.
Yo, what are you flexing?
Yo, what are you doing?
You just humping?
Alright, bye boys.
I'm giving this sweet, sweet shrunks right now.
Bro, my top caps don't fit on my keyboard.
Oh my god!
Can I get out?
Yeah, where'd you go?
Look at my strokes.
Oh wait, I'm not even Sandy!
Oh fuck.
Are you serious?
Is that fun?
No, that was not funs.
What on God's green earth would be fun about that?
That felt good!
Yeah, but now look at me bro, now I'm just covered in fucking sand like I'm sand man!
Sand hurts bro.
Like who came up with sand?
Oh, she just got jumped in the pool.
Sand was just made from the earth.
really no it's glass isn't it is it public and decency if I take my shorts
off and it's going to in the ocean my underwear no what do I do I think so I
was changing target and just kind of underwear and it was considered public
and decency it was yeah if you guys don't change they're gonna go like this
yeah there's showers up there a little shower shower not showering at a fucking
Water Beach we have to build a fantastic look to mean a water water which ain't a Dap needs a sovereign truck
So cheeky can use it or no? Yeah?
I just don't know the key no no bro last time I showed them how to use it. Oh, that's you know how to use it
Yeah, I got you're good to use it. He does any damage to it is liable
Fairs try to tell them adapts good to use it. Okay. Okay. We got a bit of
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Rums! Rums, listen to me, you dumb bitch!
Change the Jetski one to Barry Lacey in Sand and checkmark it.
Oh, Russell, you might have to do that and send it to him.
Okay!
That's a lot of nice.
Gucci flip-flopped! Why does it hurt? How does it hurt?
No, scrub it, scrub the sand off with your other hand.
It hurts.
Well, it does not.
It's not in the water when you do dry.
It's like stroking a drug.
It's like sand picking.
Yes, exactly.
Okay.
All right.
Let's go to sand castle.
Ready?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, this is not gonna work.
I don't trust you.
Why not?
Oh my fucking sandcastle. Yeah, we gotta go up
Just the police
Okay, wait
Look, my sword you this is the best sand to get and then you just want to pack it together. All right, and then
What's a drip method?
You got wet sand in the drain.
Every wet sand you lift it, you rip it.
Like very wet.
Like big, yeah.
Watch how it dries. You can make a tall...
Are you fucking serious?
Bro, you're supposed to block the water.
We gotta go up more.
Wait, it's kind of good like this, no?
We gotta good base.
We just gotta keep getting this sand.
Trust me, trust me, trust me.
Fuck!
I love fun. How you guys doing man? I love fun pretty good man
Your sink has been washed away building it in right now. You just stepped on our sink
Oh my god, what oh my god, that's not dangerous. Oh you killed it
Wait, is that not dangerous or no, it's not hermit crabs. There's smoke reaches
So I can take him home and I can I can make him a pet. Yes, I don't think you said you don't think he's dead
I don't know but we just drop was alive. He's just scared. Yeah
Yeah, catch it here. Can you put on this case I can catch him. Oh
My god, we got a hermit crab we did I got a hermit crab
Don't watch the stream right next to it
wait is he dead?
I don't think so
No!
She got a bite, she got a bite!
No!
Oh shit
I'm not to drop him
Oh, yeah that's sorry about that
That's all good
Yo, Lacey
I'm not trying to bother you
Can I get a picture with you bro?
Yeah, let's do a group one
This is like one of the weeks I...
I'll take a few more
I don't care bro
Don't you ever stop me
Let's keep fighting
No
Let's fight
Yeah, let's do a group one
I'll take it
Sorry
Oh you guys are good man
Whose phone do you want to have?
She has a health file with it
I'll give her a name
Yeah, I just got buried in the sand, bro.
Ask them what they found.
What do you think?
I don't know, it's your pet.
Thank you so much, man.
It's my pet.
Thank you for the hermit crab.
Look at him.
Look at his mouth.
He can bite.
Those are chompers.
Of course.
Nice to meet you guys.
That's like a lobster.
Dude, we found a hermit crab.
Yes, sir.
Thank you guys.
Dude, scared now.
He dropped them.
So, I count.
Another one done.
We got a hermit crab.
How do we take him home?
Wait.
Maybe we dub that part?
I think he likes me. Look, he's coming out of a shell with me.
Yeah, I don't think we should take him home here.
Yeah, that wasn't part of it, right?
Yeah, it was. I found a path of hermit crab.
You're saying it's a lobster?
That's a lobster?
That's what I just said.
Look, cutie. It looks like Mr. Krabs.
I literally just said that.
We need to work on the sand castle, man.
See bite? What if he bites? I'm actually scared he bites.
He's gonna bite.
Here, buddy. Go free. Go free.
Man, come play in the water.
Wait, should we set him free?
Oh, jeez.
Hey, Steve.
Wait, no?
Big swim?
I think, no.
Surely.
I think I'm gonna sand.
Yeah, dude.
No, no, no.
Drop it in the water.
He's out.
He's in the sand.
No, it's gonna fucking...
No, it's not.
It's...
No, Tide's not that big, idiot.
This...
This whole sand is...
Yeah, that was dead.
Just be straight.
Hey, buddy.
You're okay.
I got you.
Where should I put him?
Just let him sand.
what's up girls there's not a single person there dude
no one on the beach
can you guys let me just have one moment
okay yo we have to go to sandcastle
yeah I know we got you a little bit right here
let's take measurements bro just keep keep an eye on Hermione we got to take
them home keep an eye on Hermione
okay the water goes to right here for my calculation
yes yeah so we get on our knees then we go to sandcastle right there
Why would you go to sand castle where the water is?
Is that what you're supposed to do?
No.
Are you supposed to be dry sand?
No, it's wet sand!
But the tide is just all fucked up man.
This is supposed to be the easiest challenge.
No, this is the hardest one.
Engineering's hard.
Come here Luke.
Look, look, look.
Okay, so you pack it and then I'll get some ready.
Yeah, I've never done a sand castle before.
Ready?
I'll put another, another pile, okay?
Bang, and are you packing?
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Let's go.
More.
Nice, you kinda gotta shape it.
I am, I am, I am.
Yeah.
Look, see?
You need more?
Yeah, a little more on top.
Nice.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Okay.
And then we just got to get like the tip to make it a castle. That's it. What do you mean? I'm gonna put a more
Yeah, a little more on top
Nice
Hey, okay, now we gotta do one to the right of it
Yeah, cuz it castles to
Okay, it's chat saying this is valid
There's his laugh hand guys.
Chad is his valid or no?
What the fuck? A sand dildo. They're calling it a sand dildo.
A sand what?
A sand dildo. You should send uh...
Stephen where we're at.
Cause he isn't nowhere over here.
Wait, this isn't a sand castle?
Sand mountain.
Yeah, because it's like, think about like a bucket they usually use.
The bucket is a flat on top.
So you're saying we gotta make it flat?
Yes.
build another one top mm-hmm yes yeah wait yeah wait just keep stacking it
yep god dude we're so there you go that's a little better now make it taller
we need some water
The drip method
Is that dry sand wet as fuck watch oh, yeah
Chad is this valid
This is valid right some work
That's valid that is valid bro. It's good. It's good. Okay, sir. So another one. What do you mean?
Little bit on top to make it like the actual castle shape like watch
What kind of castle shape is that?
How do you make a castle?
Oh, we needed the bucket, so too.
I feel like Russell really knows what he's doing.
Russell, is this a sand castle?
Well, it's a mountain.
So how do I do a sand castle, Russell?
I don't know. Some tools would be good.
Yeah.
I don't have that.
Then what I would do is, I mean, just make two rectangles.
Rectangle?
What kind of cast is a rectangle?
Okay, okay.
Form it up.
Hold on.
I know what he means.
Get some sand, Luke.
Get some sand, put it all the way around,
and we gotta form it into a rectangle.
You gotta, like, kind of like smack it like it's an ass.
Snack it like it's an ass.
I think the hermit crab is gone.
No, it's not.
Wait, I mean...
No, I thought it, I thought it, I thought it.
He's calling away.
Make it a rectangle, Luke.
Smack it.
Make it a rectangle.
OK, I'm not going to lie.
I think it's good.
Surely this counts as a sandcastle.
I mean, I put some, like, design in it.
It's more of a volcano.
But there's no way to make it a rectangle
without having to buck it.
All right.
We can just call it, man.
Huh?
You want to just call it?
Well, if this chat says this counts as a sandcastle.
knock at the some someone said count is someone says the sand boob
said what sand boob
I said no no
they say no I'm seeing a lot no the fuck is that
I guess that's the same castle
so how chat how is this not a sandcastle this is a volcano
it's a castle
The
other farm overheated.
I mean you tell me if we'll get login
Hold on you take this son
The charge with you
Come on that's a castle
I could just end it and just sort of after.
If you want, or we could just add the ingest, if you can figure out...
You're not logging into your toolkit on your phone?
Oh yeah.
Okay, so let me see.
My hat...
Where's your phone?
It rests on my phone.
Okay, I mean bro, just gotta come to the sandcastle.
Rome, send us our ingest token.
Rome, send me the ingest token, please.
It's actually not bad.
Like this has to come to the sandcastle, bro.
And then look get a little drip sand put it on top like this watch
Bro this is a sandcastle God
That's a sandcastle
Sure, bro.
Is that the ADS?
They're saying it's fine.
It's not bad.
It's good?
I think it's good.
Sand's here.
It's the Hermit Crab Castle.
Bro, just run it.
There we go.
Look, the Hermit Crab has a castle.
There you go.
Count it.
Let him explore it.
OK, Hermit Crab, there you go.
Enjoy your new house, buddy.
Do you mind standing out in the stockings?
This one, the boogaloo one?
No, it needs to be on the low deck.
What?
Where do you go?
Okay?
You good?
How do you see?
Yeah.
Luke, what's your phone password?
How are you doing?
You good?
You in it?
Good.
Gang, no one's stealing your phone.
And your whole crack is out.
Bro, your whole crack is out.
Yeah, I just fucking fell in a fucking ocean.
And you're talking about my fucking butt crack being out.
I just fell in an old fucking ocean.
I just fell into a fucking ocean!
Oh my...
Electrophobic, hydrophobic layering.
Oh, why is it salty?
Because it's an ocean, it's a beach, not an ocean.
No, this is a beach, isn't it called a predator beach?
This is that right here?
It's a beach, it's not an ocean.
It's a beach.
Nice, now I'm salty, going to see the stars.
dry off some way. I got it. I'm out of here right now. I'll try to swish in.
Head back.
There's no way, how do we catch fish? Unless we go to a catching cook? Is there a catching cook?
Surely there's a catching cook in the bombas we catch fish at. Right?
Surely.
Surely there's a catching cook.
What are you doing?
I'm making it.
What's up, dude?
Fuck.
You good?
I just ran like three miles.
Three miles?
I don't want to take a picture of you.
Let's do it, bro. I just found the water, but...
Fuck, dude.
I'm sorry.
You good?
Worth it.
Hey, appreciate that.
Dude, I see you on my fucking face all the time.
I appreciate that, dude.
Let's get a plate.
Please, thank you, bro.
You're a legend.
Thank you, man.
You need a lot of water? Salty?
Okay, I'm gonna have to hop in after this. Yeah, you're gonna have to
That's your buddy. Nice to meet you, bro. You're super cool. Thank you. Have a good one. Yeah, how we going?
I'm going bro. Get down squirt bro
So you actually bring up your go bro
All right, wait Luke has it in just now. Let me see
No, you can't rent this house, they're just gonna get more sand on them.
Doesn't the water stick?
Yeah.
That's your phone password?
Here we go.
Wait, they're just getting more sand on me!
No, shit.
We're to the ground.
What?
What the?
Not bad.
There's so many little heads out there.
Those little heads just flowing.
Those aren't heads, those are called bobbles, dumbass.
What?
Yes.
Wait, they're jet skiing.
Oh, that was a prank of guys.
I'm talking about it.
You ready to go?
Wait, what if there's like a story about that tomorrow?
Like, we like kidnapped someone, and it could have been us.
Maybe that's what.
Guess what then?
You're later tonight.
We go into the house.
Bounce, bounce, bounce.
I'm a fucker in a blouse.
We sitting on a beach.
Getting really rowling.
We not in the Bahamas.
We on little St. James Island.
Yeah, that was kind of good.
That was kind of good, but it's not really,
that was kind of good.
Here we go, girl.
Oh, the wedding.
Yeah, oh my god.
We gotta hurry up.
We gotta hurry up the wedding.
Shh.
Should we tell them congratulations?
Yeah, I'm sure they'll love to see you.
I'm gonna go shower at this thing with my clothes on and then I'm gonna see a tiktok
later tonight.
Muffuck has been doing anything to not have to take their shirt off with a peace sign
and a dead rose emoji.
Let's try to resist your post-sat.
Congratulations on the wedding everybody!
It's just a beautiful thing in a family.
My parents used to be married, and then they got divorced,
and my dad died.
Well, congratulations.
No, not single soul is listening.
Well, this is a good workout.
I've got to fill it up in my house.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
I've been doing way too much actual activity chat.
Like, what happened to the Lacey who just does two hours of reactions and then,
and then plays games?
So I've been doing way too much at like, work out shit.
It's probably why I'm looking so ripped.
It's Rostov.
Oh my god, I'm out of the sand.
I'm sure they have a little rinse off, right?
Oh my god.
The pool is called the pool.
I'm never coming back to the beach.
Fuck the beach.
Okay, chat! How many things do we owe the coward?
Only if you just reach your feet off, that's smart!
I know.
Let's just wait in line.
You got it all on your neck.
I know. Maybe cause I was buried in the sand?
I know that, but I'm saying like, you need a real shower.
My mouth is really salty. Can we drink this water?
Hey sir, is this water drinkable?
No.
I remember playing that game back in the day.
Yeah, yeah.
Game stuff.
I didn't like it.
You know baseball is fun though.
That game is too easy.
So basically we just put our bodies in there?
Yeah, or you turn on the bottom just for your feet.
I don't feel like there's a cat we were just seeing us in a shower right now.
It's a little awkward.
Maybe we should look that way.
So I'm not washing her shower.
I was trying to like, I feel like a creep.
So I'm just filming them showers here, so.
I was trying to figure out how to do it.
That's all.
Like, I know how to shower, but.
No, I know we're sitting here like that second when she's showering.
It's a little weird.
She talked louder.
Yeah.
Do you want a shower together?
Oh, it smells like um, smells like, smells like, like, peeking balls.
Okay.
I'm feeling this water doesn't get hot.
Why would there be a heater? It doesn't get hot.
It doesn't need to get hot. You're just rinsing off your feet.
Hey, man, does this have a heater, do you know?
I don't think so.
No, it doesn't work here, bro.
It's just the car surface.
Oh, you are blocking the water stream, dude.
They're blocking my water.
Why are you going so high up?
Because why would I go down?
Okay, hold on. I'm going to step in, okay?
Look at that. I have a lot of sand on my body.
Oh, God.
Oh, that's really cold.
They're gonna smell.
It kind of has like an egg smell.
Should I say screw it, put my whole body in?
You're already soaked. Oh my god, oh nipples, nipples, nipples.
Are your nipples a problem? Yes, because it's really cold.
Dude, everyone's staring at us. They are? Yes. There's nobody even around us, true.
What act like you wouldn't look?
Come on sir, you work here?
No, okay.
They're visiting.
This probably isn't the best way to clean my shirt off.
I'm an easy girl.
Like I'm a genuinely more wrong, bro.
What do I even do?
Like what does Lacey even do, bro?
Oh, man.
Okay.
Sure, dude.
I guess this one's not a heater.
Come on, let me finish.
What do I even do, bro?
I'm just a useless sack of shit.
Wait, if there's sand here, then it's just person to get sand on.
Oh!
What, is this hand?
No, it's a dirty hand.
Excuse me, sir, where can I get a clean cowbell?
Oh, my gosh, you're the legend.
Thank you so much, man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I am live right now. Yeah, say what's up to the stream man?
We got like I think I'm not doing anything crazy today only like 80,000 wash it right now. Yeah. Oh, you don't want to say
Right over my foot, really?
Yeah, we went to Jet Steering, we went to Bill of Sandcastle.
Is this your seat?
Uh, we wrote ATVs.
I bought a bunch of designer.
Bunch of stuff, man.
Yeah, I found these markets downtown by the straw market.
They have, like, Louis Vuitton bags for, like, $200 in there.
$200, you get a fresh new brand new Louis Vuitton bag.
I'm serious.
You got one?
I got, like, three of them.
And then they got sunglasses.
They got Gucci.
I got these Gucci sunglasses right here.
Gucci sunglasses.
$40.
Brand new.
Brand new.
I don't know what kind of discounts
they got going on in the Bahamas, but.
Yeah, you know.
Hell yeah, man.
So what's up last night?
What you got behind the mask?
We're probably going to go get some food, a little seafood,
a little seafood mukbang.
You got to go on.
And then I'll meet him up with, you know, I shall speed.
Oh, he's coming here?
Yeah, yeah, speed's here.
He just flew out tonight.
So me and him are meeting up at a beach hanging out.
What's beach?
What beach are we going to?
The Predator Beach.
No, we're at Predator Beach.
It starts with a C.
What is it?
Yes.
What is it?
Cove.
Cove.
No, that's where we're at right now.
No.
Is it Predator Cove?
No.
Is it Predator Cove?
It might be Predator Cove.
Alright.
Yeah, it might be there.
But hey, nice to meet you guys.
May I have a go at you?
Yeah.
You got a free towel?
Yeah.
I got one right here.
I'm going to drop one.
Oh, thanks Russell. Don't even think about it, Drew.
You didn't even wash your legs. It's like you didn't.
What do you mean? Your legs are covered. Covered of what?
What are you? Is that married?
I was just at the wedding you walked back. Oh, you're at the wedding?
Yeah, I was like a crazy dude. How old are you? You're young to be getting married.
I'm not getting married.
Oh, you're not getting married?
Oh, who getting married?
Uh, my uncle and aunt.
Your uncle and aunt?
Wow, tell them ladies to say congratulations.
Thank you, I will.
And then tell them that their wedding gift was me
being present at the wedding.
Oh, OK.
Nice to meet you, man.
Good to meet you, too.
Hey, Ruffalo.
Can I have a chat phone or no?
Russell has that.
I don't know if it's un-overheating, no.
Russell, I can see phone for chat.
Well, the blue one, the blue one that overheated.
Is it still overheated?
Oh, you have it.
No, I give it to you.
This one works.
That's the stream one.
It should work.
Can I flip on the street?
Can I flip on the street?
Like a backflip?
Yeah.
Are you sure you can do it in your bare feet in the sandy sidewalk?
Yes.
Like 100%
Wait, wait.
Say you're not liable if any injuries happen.
Why would I be liable?
I'm in the public.
I'm not liable if any injuries happen.
No.
Okay.
That was tough.
That was tough, man.
Hey, that was tough. Wait, that's an echo. That was tough, man.
What, he hit a little backflip.
That was sick.
That was rad.
Hey, we can get out of the chair.
So I can't even get out of the chair. He's still fucking backflip.
You know before it came ACI, I could do backflip on the ground.
I don't believe that.
You've seen me do that on a trampoline.
That's a million times different.
Bro, why would you ever believe that?
that because I like I can't bro you think 350 pound lacy was doing backflips
on the ground not 300 pound lacy was doing backflips on the ground
what so when was this so in middle school yes okay why do you why he likes
a lot I don't like I don't lie about anything yes you do you would say that
off-stream to I truly believe I have a 20c l I can do a backflip on the ground
It's really different. You don't have that bounce. You don't have to share a clean.
Yes I do.
No you don't. A trampoline's bouncy so it bounces off.
No, I naturally have that bounce just in life.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna go to Torne ACL for three years now.
Two years.
Two years?
Actually, I've been going to Torne ACL for three years now.
Were you ever hit a face?
My ACL?
No, I don't need to.
Why?
I went to a specialist and he told me that my body's an anomaly.
Oh.
It looks like...
He basically said that because I tore my ACL, when I was like 280 pounds, and I strengthened
my knee to be able to walk on my ACL carrying 280, 300 pounds, that now, because I lost 100
pounds and I'm like 190 now, that my body is like, can function without my ACL.
Same thing that happened to Heinz Ward.
I don't know what happened to him.
Heinz Ward tore his ACL at a young age and he got used to working on it and his knee got so strong
to the point that Heinz Ward played his whole NFL career on having ACL.
You tell Stephen to pull up.
Yeah, real quick.
Bodies don't need ACLs to function. That's a fact.
Look it up, Chad.
Chad, it literally makes sense scientifically as you think about it.
It doesn't make sense for like it does if my knee got so strong to the point where it was carrying
280 pounds with no ACL and then I lose a hundred pounds it's used to carry no ACL
What's your name?
Trummo.
Nice to meet you, man.
Nice to meet you, man.
My dick doesn't work, Seth.
I swear I swear Steven have black rings much
right why do you lie so much chat I put
that on God I don't know how like I don't
know how to like there's you guys just
think I lie I there's no way to prove to
you guys that I'm telling the truth
Take your phone off.
Stand.
Is she good? Not good?
No, no, no. Just now I'm about to go into a rant to the chat.
Now I'm about to go into a rant to the chat.
Chat, I put it on my life, on God, on everything I love.
On all of your lives.
I went to...
Two, I, for what was it called? What did I, what did I say? I told you I saw three.
What?
It was right before we went to Vegas. What was it called? A, a Thera, uh...
You said this ten times.
No, a therapeutic specialist or something like that.
Oh yeah, that's not what it was.
Like a therapeutic specialist. And he basically like, like, like, was like moving my legs in ways.
He was like doing all this, like stretching my knee out, seeing the movement I have in my knee.
And he said that, and it was a, it was a therapeutic specialist for a professional NBAT.
Oh, I just leaped one.
Okay, oh, fuck it.
That's the only thing I actually believe you about.
And I went and he said that because I tore my ACL
when I was 300 pounds and my knee got so used
to walking on it and carrying that weight,
it strengthened and now that I'm 100 pounds lighter
and 190, that my knee doesn't need
it's the ACL to function anymore.
He said I could get surgery to fully repair it,
but he doesn't think I need it.
And he literally said that my body is an anomaly
because how much my right side has to overcompensate
from the left side of my body.
This was so serious.
So won't eventually, like when you're like 60 years old,
70 years old.
And people could say cap, people could say I'm lying.
But then people say, oh, you're not an NFL player.
Exactly.
Heinz Ward played his whole NFL career
with a very similar situation with no ACL.
But I don't play in the NFL.
So I don't need to use my ACL as much as Heinz Ward
was using it running routes.
I just need to be able to walk around an IRL street.
And a plane, an occasion where you stole the towel.
You stole the towel.
No, he said I could have it.
No, you definitely weren't supposed to take that.
He said I could have it.
Yeah, have it and put it in the bin.
You're trying to help.
No trouble.
You're in 10 months, bro.
No, where are we going guys?
We need some food, bro.
We haven't drank in anything.
I'm kind of hungry.
We got a little bar.
Stephen, do you know what a catch and cook is?
Catch and cook?
Yes.
I'm doing pretty well Jerome, so we're in the Bahamas in Nazarene now.
Is there any catching cooks here or no?
Please Jerome, I'll suck it, I'll suck it.
Jerome, if you can-
No worries yet, there are definitely catching cook options in NASA.
I found a couple charters.
One is cozy waters and another is life-changing fish.
We'll show them off for that experience.
Cooking your catch right on the boat or back at shore.
If you want more details or books-
Hey Jerome, it's muted, it's muted.
Oh my god, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Hey Jerome, Lacey here now.
Wondering, so we're not looking to go out on the waters
and catch the fish because it's a little too late.
Are there any restaurants where you can catch a fish
and then cook it in front of you?
So, if you want to catch a cook experience in the house, I want to ask you a couple of questions.
One is cozy waters, which is a chur that cooks your catch for right here.
But if you just want to rest your head on the roof, that can stand your guard.
Let's bring in a fish and cook it for you.
Just make sure you get it.
Let's go to cozy waters.
How does cozy waters work?
Yeah, so cozy waters is basically a private chur.
You go out, they provide all the fishing gear, guide you on a half or full day trip.
And then once you catch the fish, they'll clean and cook it for you.
So it's kind of all of this, I think it's just for the max fish and everything.
Okay, well, I have an idea.
I have an idea.
Might be a crazy idea.
What if we go to the grocery store, catch a fish, and then we cook it?
It'll go weird.
I think poop deck have live fish.
You can take it out of the tank and they just cook it for you.
Poop deck has live fish.
Yeah.
Let's go to poop deck.
Let's go to poop deck.
We're gonna poop deck?
You want me to call them and confirm that?
Chad, should we go to poop deck?
Poop deck right here.
That's right here?
Yeah.
Chad, should we go to poop deck?
I'm taking Jerome.
No, I'm not taking him. He's a lucky guy.
I'm not Jerome.
I'm not Poop-Ditch.
Fuck, let's go to Poop-Ditch.
Your name makes me happy.
Thanks, man.
You're welcome.
Poop-Ditch?
You like going to waters?
So it's like cooking a lot? Wait, are they alive, Stephen?
Yeah, I know, the poop back on grass, they take it out of the tank, right?
So we pick the fish we want, they catch it out of the tank, and then they cook it right in front of you?
Yeah.
So you're watching the old fish murder?
Shit, that's cruel.
Yeah, it is.
That's sick though.
Shit, you guys gotta admit that's a great experience on stream.
Little poop dick.
Poop dick, here it is.
So what does this count as?
Has anyone told you you look so handsome today?
you winning? What does this count as? This counts as catching a fish and seafood mukbang because
if we get a little seafood we get a lot of seafood here. Yeah you can inquire and see if this one
does it. I know the ones that rest doesn't. Okay so you're gonna see this one should we go in and see?
Come on let's go. Let's do this.
I just donated 10,000 bits.
I said, yo Lacey, just got my tap caps.
They came in under a week, not gonna lie, first time buying a drop.
They're actually so addicting and look sick on a keyboard.
Actually a great creator product.
Thank you.
WTapCaps.
10,000!
Be a fool!
Thank you, Bro!
Steven, have jokes for us to the fucking gym?
It's like salt water.
It's just the water.
Oh, I want a boat.
You want to buy a boat?
No, no, no.
What's that, a master invader?
Why don't you read?
What's the matter?
It's definitely up there.
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
Wait, Luke, do you just want to go to Matter Daddy?
What's the matter?
Oh my God, dude!
Like, how did I fall?
Why are we in the laundry room?
Wait, should we hit the bar first?
You guys want to hit the bar while I go ask?
Catclaw.
Yeah.
Yeah, so.
Let's get Sonzie.
Let's just hit it.
Let's just hit it.
To what?
Little poop dick.
Come on.
Wait, wait, you can't find it.
What's here over here?
Bro, you realize I'm the king of Bahamas, right?
I know this shit like the back of my hand.
You know, we're about in.
That's not it.
Isn't it crazy how everywhere I go they call me the king of it.
You went the wrong way Stephen, that's a gym.
Yeah.
Poop dick restaurant.
Yeah.
I'll be pissed if it's hard Stephen.
Okay.
Oh brother.
There is no other place near this place like this place.
So this must be the place, the poop dick.
Okay, that's its first floor.
I got goose bumps
We're gonna have a bar here. Welcome to the poop. Yeah
I don't see a place where you can take the fish
You're wondering is there a place where you can take the fish and put it in front of us?
This is my
oh my gosh that's a big big fish
yes tiny wow what kind of fish is that
you like to slap the price tag on a fish yeah
what's that one this this is for the red snapper
We're snappers
What tastes the best
Let's do the red snapper. Okay. What are those?
$90. That's okay. Hey, man. I have a question. Aha. What are the what's that?
Also, we can't like get that immediate
Oh, yes, I caught
It's like
All right
What other fish?
Oh, no, not two big ones.
Try a big one and a smaller one.
Do you have anything other than snappers or no?
Uber.
Uber.
Let's do one of those.
Table.
So we're doing this fish, the snapper.
Can't get a look at that.
That's a big fish.
Wow.
Wow.
This is my Stephen Marks time.
All right, so let me get this straight here. We are hitting two birds and one stone again
We are getting catch a fish and see food mother
Get crab and shrimp. All right, what else you guys think we should get to eat Chinese restaurant
What?
Oh my god, they have normal food. Yeah, they're fried chicken
Please have a little piece of the snack
How much are these glasses?
Those?
Uh, traction.
Someone Google and tell me how much these glasses are?
The real price or the fake price?
Get it in the fake price.
The reason they're cheap in the Bahamas is because they're exported from Japan.
Yeah, we caught a dead fish.
The fish caught the fish.
We got a drink.
We don't have a fishing line.
Wait, wait, wait, there's kind of a bar here.
Yeah, there's a bar right there, so we're getting a three and one.
Got a little bed from the bar?
Yeah.
Wait, it's the seafood muffin, too.
Yeah
Crab claws I'm gonna get I'm gonna get
Bullfish do you guys I'm gonna get a little lot bohemian lobster tail. You're some cracked cock
Bro, do we we had so much cock?
Oh my god, I'm gonna try the crack
Chad do we have more cock or no?
This is a fight. I kind of like this place. Look at this.
Wait, POSTA? Killing him out of God, eating some cock?
I can't almost impossible.
You will impossible.
Russell, it's the same day you see your phone.
What are you doing?
What's I looking at?
What are you doing?
Russell, get my phone.
Russell, careful. Russell, phone.
I was looking at things.
What are you looking at?
You are looking at...
Wait, what else did I show?
You were staring at an image.
You're staring at our phone.
All that part is a legend.
He was scrolling through twittercom and his snapchat.
He still didn't get alcohol.
I mean this is like our last stop and I'm getting some alcohol.
Yeah, we're each going to go get a bottle.
What kind of?
What do you mean?
Alcohol, like triple shot.
Oh, he's smiling.
He shot a real drink.
Shots are not good.
Dude, they have a poop dick burger.
Oh, you want your Rolex back or you're
We should go back to that place off-shrink
Yeah, I'm not I'm not trying either. I'll take like five bands cash and literally I'll be your boss only fill
I'll use this with ten blue bags three Gucci backpacks three AP's
You'll have gifts for the next fucking three Christmas in oh my
What are those?
Is that a drink?
Dude, I could literally just get my mom like a Louis purse and get it to her for her day.
Their fates?
Why don't you take her?
It doesn't matter.
It's just the thought that counts.
Hey, Gucci.
It's Gucci.
Gucci's a tank driver.
A what?
He drives a tank.
Is it about the thought?
It's the thought that counts, bro.
What?
Why do you say that?
Bro.
Well, if someone bought me something and said it was real and then it turns out being fake, that's just weird.
Okay, but you'll never know.
Yeah, but if I did find out that it was fake, that's just weird.
How? They're still not saying it? They didn't have to get you a gift. They still got you a gift.
Okay, but don't say it. You don't have to say it's real.
Hello! Good, how are you?
My name's Lacey.
My name's Shania.
Nice to meet you, Shania.
Oh, we're ready to order everything.
So we got the big snapper.
What's your drink so far?
Oh yeah, it's drinks.
Okay.
This is a drink, anybody okay?
So we have cocktails, we have colds and diakles, we have bears.
My name's Lacey.
And Lacey.
Do you guys have virgin virgins in those drinks?
Yeah.
Like a virgin pina colada?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I've got virgin pina colada.
Yeah, I've got virgin pina colada and diacose or diapestin.
Okay.
So what are these kinds of drinks?
I'm gonna get drinks tonight.
No.
We'll do three pina coladas normal, not virgin, so with alcohol.
Yeah, I'm not an engine.
And then water for the table, please.
There's gonna be beef like this.
What?
Yes.
I'm just gonna do it all over.
Don't chat, you guys literally just talk.
She didn't hear your name?
Oh, my name's Lacey, by the way.
Oh, okay.
I go back a little bit, please.
My name's Lou, nice to meet you.
Lou?
Lou, L-B-U-K-E.
Lou?
My name's Lacey.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Yes, we will do, for sure I want to try the cock chowder, a couple of that please, I'll
also do six of the stone crab claws, I will also do, how much is the behemian lobster
tail?
I'll do that please, I'll do that please.
Yes, okay. Yes. Wait, wait, what about me? I'm getting my own meal.
Can you give me a lobster tail, please?
Um, and we also do...
What is the practical?
I'm okay with that.
Okay, I'll do the island shrimp grilled with garlic butter please.
Grilled?
Yes.
Love food. Love food!
What are the options?
Probably black, is blacking, what is blacking?
Probably blacking.
Are you having all of the day?
I'll just try to table and then, well that's all for me then.
I'm going to get some pasta.
And that's it.
What pasta?
What's this pasta?
What do you want?
Can I please get some corn?
Okay, okay.
What's your name again?
Sorry.
I'm a little spicy.
I'm a little spicy.
So you add up two sides,
and we'll eat the other two, okay?
You want the sides out?
I'll do garlic potatoes please and the vegetables come like butter and butter and
I'm going to make veggies.
Four more sides.
Four more sides.
Okay, let's do American cheese.
Oh my gosh.
Let's do a order of the peas and rice.
In order of the fries maybe.
And how many more sides are there?
We'll do the plantains in another order of the vegetables.
Okay.
Set that down.
No.
I have a question.
My name is Moog.
I'll ask you to give us a little bit of mac and cheese on the house.
I'll pay for the mac and cheese if you want it.
How much is the mac and cheese?
Oh, I'll pay for the mac and cheese.
Wait, pasta and mac and cheese?
That's retarded.
It's double pasta.
double-blast
wait can I just eat everything I eat
I did it
can I get just cheese on it
I don't mind if I eat something else
just cheese
I'm
scared too
probably just seafood
don't order it
just cheese meat bun
I'm just gonna eat whatever they order
are you sharing with us?
I'm not gonna order
No, no, I ordered something else.
No, no, no, it's fire.
We appreciate it.
You're good?
Yeah.
Awesome.
Thank you.
Little seafood muckbang chat?
Not bad.
Wait, Chap, are you guys...
was she blushing?
No, she was scaring it.
You say was she blushing when she watched that?
I didn't know she was blushing.
Wait, look, when you get back, when she gets back you try to tell her your name.
Oh my god, did you stream on FaceTime? What does that even mean?
I'm not gonna lie yo, it's all my machinians and mama people. Can y'all make it a little
colder here?
Oh, this part is shit.
Like, I would genuinely appreciate it if it was a little colder here. Luke's got a whole
girlfriend by the way? Yeah. Does she watch the streams? Yeah. I usually get an earful when I am. But you know it doesn't stop me. Someone
asked if you ordered a salad? Yeah. I did order a salad, Jack. I'm gonna be honest, I don't really like the salads here. I take
because like yesterday when I got that salad, I don't know why but it was just
not it was it wasn't really a salad it was just like it was just vegetables and
we're saying you got the cock salad yeah no no I got a cock
we should have Shania teacher some bohemian my god that's four and one
yeah holy shit she was already scared you have a you just don't talk no no he
should do all the talking I think you do all the talking on this one yeah but
Before you go back, learn a bohemian sentence.
Praise you.
Yeah.
Well, let's check it.
Learn how to say hi.
My name is Luke.
What's your name?
How do you even spell bohemian?
How do you spell that?
I don't think it's bohemian.
It's bohemian.
It's bohemian.
Of course.
Of course.
It's bohemian.
Wait.
I'll add a wider one.
Okay.
I'll use a wider one.
I'm sure there's people in the chat who speak bohemian.
Yeah.
Someone tell us what they say.
Chad, give us a word or a sentence and say a bohemian.
I can't even find the translator.
Wait, someone said they were me speaking English.
Yeah, I didn't have a language.
No, they do.
Wait, does Bahamas have a language?
Bahamian Creole.
What an old God they don't.
they don't.
They literally don't.
They only speak English.
So I asked, how do I say hello, my name is Luke.
What do they say?
How do you say it?
Uh, hello, my name is Luke.
If you want to sound a little more both and casually you can say, ah, hey, my name Luke.
I can try that.
Uh, hey, my name is Luke.
I don't think you can do it.
You're so cool.
They don't even speak.
If you want to sound a little more both and casually you can say, ah, hey, my name Lou.
I can try that.
Hey, my name Lou.
I don't think you can do it.
You're so dumb.
Wait, someone said they speak Creole.
Oh, they just shorten everything.
Yeah.
Someone said, what you saying, babe?
Me name Lucas, you see?
I swear to God.
That's what it says.
What you saying?
Me name Lucas, you see?
They don't say it like, is.
I'm not saying that we're going to get kicked out, bro.
What you saying?
Me name Lucas, you see.
There's been art food all the time.
I won't, you just told me to.
What?
So far, it's said for best results speaking with you.
Wait, so far?
I mean, we do, but surely they have like bohemian slang that we could put in?
For sure.
We get asked here to teach us some slang and we say it.
That counts, right?
Right, man?
What, a five?
You guys edge me every single day in the line.
What?
They always say, like, someone said five and they never do.
That's, like, not least or something.
Oh, my God, they have cheesecakes.
How did you sign that?
You want to go after cheesecakes?
Oh, my gosh.
Wait, we got Digger Digger.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh my gosh
Wait we got digger DC GM with the 50 gifted in the chat digger. Thank you for the 50 gifted
W digger in the chat for thank you for the 50 bomb your a legend dude. Thank you for the 50
Took son you Raymond. He's gonna fuck in there bro. W5 W5. Thanks for the five, bro
Holy shit!
Why are y'all saying what?
Make sure I get it.
What did you just say, buddy?
I'm saying who gifted me subs.
He gave Yu-Gi a hundred and Yu-Fifty LOL?
Brother, I'm appreciative for any subs I get.
What?
The sun is blinding us.
Wait, sit up.
It's because it's setting.
Yeah, I do want to swap sides.
Oh my god.
Big con just give me 10.
Hold on, hold on.
What?
Big con just give me 10.
W10.
From Big Con.
Oh my god, I'm gonna get in a while.
Maybe don't say the name.
Think about it retarded.
Thanks, bro.
No, Diga, isn't that...
doesn't mean bro in German thanks right I appreciate it I'm pretty sure Diga means
bro in German
I don't know what's your highest I'm sure my highest I trained them but yeah I think
my 13 he's gonna like mob me completely get to 100 no like 40 41 maybe 42 how many
subs with it doesn't settle down but I'm not gonna lie to go it they were crazy
the other day and I got a 30 a 35 the other day towards all the five
tickets towards up how do you work that down there check calm
this is what it gives guys I can't move cam I don't know well let's just switch
on okay sure I just want to record the family while they eat
We have like jits.
What if you put it there?
Yeah.
In the lathe, if you eat a scooper, I need to get this.
Loose the cover.
Bring on the edge.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, maybe.
Should I just add better?
Good.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
Oh, should we ask Shaniya if she can help us?
Yeah.
Hey, Shaniya, I have a question.
Yeah.
Is there any way you could teach us,
like maybe like a bohemian slang term
I don't think about what you want to say
I forgot to put alcohol in there. I used to that
We're gonna give you some water too.
Oh, thank you so much.
Mmm.
It's hot out here.
Thank you.
Is there anything you can think of or no?
I think I know.
I don't know.
What is it?
Bay?
Bay?
Bay?
Bay.
Bay?
What is it?
Bay.
Are those mangos on the tree?
No.
No, the coconut.
Why are they orange?
Yeah.
They're so pretty.
Oh, wow.
Oh wow.
There's a mango.
That's so weird.
Lovely some mangoes and a sea cucumber.
They sell mac and cheese.
Wait so what does play mean?
It just means pray.
It's just a term.
Call it somebody's way.
Oh like hey boy.
Okay.
It's alright.
Hey boy.
Hey boy!
Okay, so we know off some bodies, okay?
We don't have any more small crabs.
No more what?
No more small crabs.
Do you have any crab?
No crab.
Oh, we don't have any.
Fishermen got to get out there.
Okay, we could do the...
the grilled fisherman's letters.
We've got to stand.
Yeah, sure.
Because they look too size.
More size.
More size.
More size.
I'm not right, James.
I'm not right.
Right, it's way too true at that point.
Um, yeah, no, no, no, no more signs.
Yeah.
What about, what about someone's friend, Grace?
You know, just why, right, don't be so...
Okay, never mind.
Okay, thanks so much.
I'm not gonna lie, go to someone who's much younger than you.
Oh, she's not gonna lie.
You might be...
the most uncomfortable human being
among the haters.
Oh, you do the same shit.
Now I do not.
I have a smooth way of with words.
You know what I'm saying?
You're absurd.
I just remember though that I'm from Georgetown.
Like, how does he...
You know, I live...
I'm not used to this type of stuff.
What type of stuff?
And you get...
You're screaming things like hell at a beach.
You're a lifeguard.
That's different than asking Shania
if they sell mangoes at her fish restaurant.
They sell mac and cheese here on the lake?
I'm not from here, okay? I don't know.
Are you just not used to talking to, like, humans a lot?
Well, at least not gonna girls, I'm not good at it.
She made me nervous.
Okay, so pretend I'm at a bar, and you're coming up to me.
What are you saying?
Well, I mean, be more clear, like, hey, can I get a drink?
Whoa.
Brother, I'm not gonna lie, I'm a girl.
I mean, you're thinking you're gay?
Well, I'm thinking you're, like, on a list or something.
Honestly, honestly, is it a bad thing the first question you ask is,
is once you talk a little bit and you like feel something and you like this
you're like so are you single? Is that a weird first question? Is it like if you
walk up and say are you single? Well I'm like once you like get your order and
talk a little bit like say like hey are you an American? It's just pens bro because
the thing about me is I'm retired. Oh my god. Can you just get this 50?
Can you give me 50 subs? Nox just get it. Guys, guys is a goat bro.
Well Nox don't like to much drink. Oh my god. Love you Nox. Nox what a 50?
That's my biggest that's my biggest donation in like six months
W guys for a W guys
You're gonna go to dinner now
No, it's tomorrow
No, it's thank you, bro. If a girl's in a bar alone, you just assume she's single you don't have to ask
Yes, we're live. We're making sure we don't report anybody else. I'm a human being.
Yep, I thought we had an angel like this.
Yeah, we can flip it around for sure.
We're gonna put it here.
Yeah.
Is that alright?
Maybe from here?
Yeah, perfect.
Perfect.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
For sure.
On the ground.
Take this.
Take this.
Yeah.
That's good.
For sure.
Thank you so much.
Appreciate it.
Thank you so much, man.
Have a nice day.
See you in a few seconds.
See how this is going.
I didn't make any of that.
Sorry, Jack.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nox, thanks again, man. 50 gifted.
So, you can be honest with me for a second. I don't have a real talk with you.
When you say 50 gifted, you think to yourself, like, oh, cool, that's like, that's cool.
Look, can I move this?
Are you high as it goes?
No.
Make it higher.
That is at good angles?
They're saying, they're saying angler.
They're saying way better angles.
I just did it.
Is that better, Jack?
What, it's way better.
Is it that Drew's job?
Drew's drinkin' to me to clot right now.
He's on vacation, Jack.
So you want me to get up to three to four people,
I know what I'm talking about.
Yes, yes.
Looks like to the right more.
What do you mean to the right more?
I can't see it, I don't know.
Yeah, I know.
see the entire family.
All right, where's my phone?
There you go.
Who the big ass glasses signer?
Oh, that fucking son of a shit.
Yeah, those glasses are fucking eyeballs.
So am I going to be on my phone?
Or am I going to get on my phone?
No.
I'm not going to warn you.
It's a big one, right?
That's a two to me, I'm gonna take it.
Two, three, two, what a five, get dead.
Pardon me, get dead?
Is that good or something?
I think so.
Thank you, man.
What do you mean more right?
What do you mean more right?
I just don't want to see you.
How can I possibly put it more right?
It looks like it looks like it.
More right, what?
Drink the powder.
Drink the powder, more right me.
There, that one's here to me.
You're saying we were right?
Brother.
The other attorney you left, they mean more towards Drew.
What the fuck am I going to show Drew for?
Why do we...
How the hell am I going to show?
No, I think someone's going to show that.
Wrong.
A lot of the time.
Joe, Drew, you're actually an alcoholic.
Okay, they might be right, actually.
Is that better?
Yeah.
Alright, what were you asking me?
I was asking you because, like, we all know you have money.
A lot of money.
Sorry, guys.
All I do now is money.
All I do now is money.
So my question to you is, like, when you see someone going to be like,
Who's going to do it for us?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You got $300.
Keep going, bro.
No, thanks.
So I was asking like, when you suddenly get $50,
you really like realize like, that's like $250.
And that's like, long and money.
I don't, I don't look at it like that.
When I get subs, I don't look at it as money.
I look at it as somebody showing support
and giving 50 people in the chat as preview.
I'm not sure I thought.
I do, I actually do.
But I don't look at it as bad as being $200.
Yeah, what's the worst one if something's not in the bag?
You've ever had like everyone over a thousand?
Besides the seven dollars.
He got like 2,500 a couple days ago.
What?
Plus, 201 stream in Green Street, we're on like two hours, we're on like an hour.
For a 24 hour.
Here's what I understand, bro.
Here's what I understand.
You're opening your mouth, shocked, right?
The people that watch me and are in my community, they...
Walk through the pits, sorry, someone said to the tent, army made me able to tell you
to get to thank you bro.
See, I feel like you're in there.
You're in there.
You're in there.
They walk through a bit sorry someone says that they are being able to take it to thank you for
He went out are watching
They give me subs and donate and give back to me because there's not many streamers that stream every single day
Eight to ten hours a day. No, there is consistently there every day showing up
So they're like, oh, he's always showing up fast. So we're gonna we're gonna help him and then they give me subs and then
And um, go.
Thanks, argument for the 10, bro.
You got to pay two mils to go to an event.
No, I'd like to pay two mils to go to an event.
So, what do you think about the Bahamas? Have you ever been here before?
First time. What do you think?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Get like what's your pain?
That weather all year round is perfect.
It's never, it never snows, it barely ever rains.
You have like, in the winter it's like perfect weather.
In the summer it gets a little hot, but it's still very nice weather.
You have beaches, you have, what are like the three major things?
You have the city, LA.
You have, you have city, you have beaches, you have, like I said, weather.
You obviously have the food
Like mountains, like it literally hits everything
That's fine. I don't say it's bad. I would say like just anywhere you can live in the world if you're not worried about money
California
Yeah, thank you. You're gonna Puerto Rico
Puerto Rico isn't Puerto Rico, it's really nice. What am I gonna do with Puerto Rico?
Thank you.
You don't got to get out of here.
Thank you.
Thanks for meeting me.
You're welcome.
Thank you, man.
You too.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
I guess it's like a tropical place.
Yeah, so that's what city and county would you live in.
That would be the city?
I love that.
Yeah, it's amazing.
Thank you.
I mean, Calabasas, anymore.
Orange County's nice.
Uh, okay, I'm talking like where you guys did live.
Which you ever like moved there.
And you've now actually a family there.
So there's like really the super expensive parts of California.
You're talking about Los Angeles.
You're talking about California.
Are you talking about like New York?
That's Los Angeles.
Studio St. LA.
Which I've never experienced.
Like you're a good-
I know I would not live in downtown LA,
but I'm living in California.
New York City is downtown.
San Diego, wait San Diego is California or San Diego's Cody that like that's literally a
like San Diego's a perfect place.
San Diego? Isn't San Diego like at the same price as like Delaware?
Ah, I don't know.
Is it also expensive?
I don't know.
Is that where Ruffles?
Also, I would live in Vegas.
You would live in Vegas?
Not the dangerous game.
That's the dangerous game.
I would live in a casino in the top floor suite in Vegas.
Yeah, and they've been like the houses and they grow every house that coffee and paste
Those houses are nice though
And not too expensive. So you're saying LA isn't in Cali. No, I'm just saying that if I were to live in California
I wouldn't live in LA
California is so much more than just LA
Everyone thinks of LA when they think of it
Yeah, it's probably not.
What's the capital of LA?
California.
That's not relevant. Why would we ever need to know that?
San Francisco. What's Vancouver?
Isn't that in Canada?
You know like Denver, is Denver nice?
Yeah, I would argue, well Sacramento,
I would argue that where you've been in California,
It wasn't in my opinion it wasn't like, very nice, but it's not.
Yeah, even if all things...
Like you came to tell the passes?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sure it'd be incredible.
Hey Lacey, love your hats!
Thank you, bro!
Oh man, anyone else has a ghost burn?
No, I mean like like the creases of my nose were
No?
There is high altitude now.
Alaska is the best place to live.
No, there is nothing there besides polar bears.
You're not a polar bear in Alaska, bro.
I would love to go to Alaska and do an Alaska night's mission.
Imagine the past four years if you went to Alaska and were quite sick.
I'm going for a long night, but my family's going for a long night.
I'm completely lost.
You're family? Like a bug up with your mom?
No?
That's a recall.
Who is Australia nice? Never been. A lot of surface area on that nose.
I think 16 hours away. Alaska? No.
Wow. That's great.
This is like this blue chasing of Pina Colada.
Bro, I've never seen someone know where you're from. Dude, she has that alcohol taste.
Oh, I swear to God, you don't think so.
So basically, what we're doing is we're getting sugar on it, and we're mixing it with alcohol.
I would rather it be nice and sweet.
Yeah, but then you don't feel buns.
Well, yeah, what's the point of drinking it?
Exactly. Just drink normal airing.
What?
Drink it up.
Drink it virtually.
Yo, my boy, Dice! Dice, thank you for the five, bro.
What? I'm gonna drink some.
I'll do another drink, yes, please.
Thank you, dude.
Dice, thank you so much for the five drinks, my dude.
Thank you, Dice.
Alex Hart with the 10-gifted.
Alex, thank you for the 10-gifted, but I appreciate you for the 10.
Thank you so much.
W-10 in the chat. If you got a sub from Alex, I thank you.
You're making fun of me, I know.
You know I didn't so much for you to make fun of me.
I've been asking my chat.
Just talk to my team where we are inquiring about you joining my home monitor team at
streaming university.
Stay in touch.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit.
Nice and chappered, don't be kind man.
Wait, who's Alex Horrible?
Did I just get to do?
He's getting me tan.
W. Alex. Oh my god.
My gosh, thanks man.
Thanks dude.
W.D.
Wait.
What's he?
Beans in there?
Oh, they may be beans.
Thanks, Alex.
They're playing some nice little
uh, blue instrumentals here.
One of that snappers almost got me queen.
Everyone thinks like
we're in a dance.
Yeah, someone doesn't see us in a dance.
Chad, how many bingo spots do we have
left open still?
Yeah, but I mean,
yeah, I mean,
Yeah, I mean, if you're gonna sign it, I'm gonna just sign it.
Here, I'll lend you a net and y'all, who's in my chat?
Nice.
You so what?
I'm just gonna sign it.
Angel?
Angel?
What a five-gifted.
Oh my gosh!
Double use, double use.
Thanks, man.
Double use.
Thanks, dude.
Thanks, A-A-A-A-A-J-A.
Thanks, dude.
you're looking really tan you're tan suits you well appreciate that wait you guys
am I looking more tan you put eight pounds of seventy SPF sunscreen wait
you got some juice on my sunscreen in your bag I think you should I should
probably put a little bit more on it
You might have fell out.
Oh my god.
It's so strong.
No we do not have eight left.
That's cap.
How many were there at the start?
16.
Matina, do you think they will prop some?
Matina?
Thanks Matina.
What do you mean?
Obviously, they just wanted a whole fucking menu.
We gotta clear this table a little bit.
What else would it be?
And I want some more water
What's gonna force them and we completed the bar
No, we went to one and the chat said that if I get a shot
Three bars
We learned the kingdom language
We should have like four left
We're in a water scarce
I want to eat too.
I want to have a breath.
You good Luke?
Just imagine me playing with my pubes while I play subway surf games.
You did not catch a fish? Yes, we did catch a fish.
We caught a fish right after.
We caught it.
You never caught a fish? Yes, we did.
And the reason we could not go and actually catch a real fish was because my lawyer actually tested me.
There's not even any- they were asking to have some water.
What are you gonna actually dump out on them?
Dump it on them.
You want to dump it on the camera?
They can just sit with their tongue.
Thanks.
You're good guys.
You guys are welcome.
Of course, guys.
It's not a scam, Chad.
It's not a scam.
My lawyer texted me and said that it might not be the best idea to go illegally fishing
in a different country where if we got arrested the US cannot do anything and I would be stuck here
so he uh his legal opinion was that we do not go illegally fishing the bombs
there is like killing their animals it's not so good
you did catch a fish a crayfish that's a little crap
Really? Yeah, we caught a crayfish.
We really can catch it.
If we didn't horsewish, we would have already been eating.
Thanks.
Yes, I'm the big king.
Thank you so much.
We just want to head you, right?
Yeah, the... the drink games they see.
I wonder if we will ever change that in the US?
What?
The H?
You have to go back.
This is not, bro.
You can't take a shot of rock until you can hold it.
Good evening.
I got some law rights.
Yes, how are you?
I'm fine.
You have a chef of what's in here.
The chef wants to take a picture of this?
Oh, of course.
The chef.
Do it.
Okay.
Right here.
How you doing, chef?
I'm fine.
Who is thinking so much?
Thank you for this.
Nice to meet you, chef.
Hold the sign.
Nice to meet you, man. Thank you for cooking our food.
So that's how we're gonna eat it.
Why? Because you think they're gonna use the main thing about your food.
They order just cooking the food.
So he's having his food cooked.
That's a young chap.
Yeah, do being a chef take like talent or is it just like you just learn?
Like any good
could you be a chef?
Yeah, you just have to learn.
It could not be a chef. Drink more.
Because there's there's skills.
I'm not gonna lie. Listen, hear me out.
Listen, are you giving me t-shirts?
No, listen. You're gonna love it.
I just don't like the alcohol roll that I'm not even thinking about because you are so
used to it.
No.
I get first and the real thing.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's hit the second shot.
Come on.
Drill count some three and we get to chug the whole time.
Ready?
Real chug.
I can't go wrong.
Hey, can you tell Shrewtakele's ugly ass blasts off of me here?
I don't want to do it. Three seconds left.
Yeah, I don't like it. I like it. Ready?
Wait, why is yours yellow?
Three, two, one, go.
One, two,
three.
Three. See? That wasn't that bad.
You're overreacting.
Yeah, but like, why didn't I just do that?
You drink like nothing.
Mine's up to here.
Yeah, mine was up to here, okay.
Oh, it's not.
It's not.
You also have to understand, mine's ice cold, yours has been sitting out five gifted for two shots.
Oh, I have a neck freeze, I have a neck freeze, I have a neck freeze.
No, that's what I was saying.
Anyone could be a chef, not anyone could be a streamer.
Free and freeze, free and freeze.
Yeah, the streaming is just personality.
Exactly.
You don't have personality?
Exactly.
Anyone could be a chef, anyone could cook.
But then again, streaming isn't all personality, because if you're just like,
yeah it is, yeah, that is all personality.
I was unable to just like like all the people don't have the personality that stream though and they uh, these have good points
If you would just enjoy hearing their opinions
Not everyone can cook, yes I can, all the directions that have been created is fucking funny again
So you don't think cooking is a skill?
No, it's a skill but I think something everyone can learn
So you're saying cooking is an acquired skill?
Anybody can do it if you got it
Yes, not everyone can be true
Wait, I want to have any anxiety if I drink, why don't you get a drink?
Don't tell yourself that.
That's what I mean, that's what I mean.
A lot of people drink to help them become alcoholics to know they're dying.
Yeah, that's what I'm like, I thought of that.
I will be honest though, ten get rid of I drink two shots.
Buddy, if you take two shots out, man, I'll get two shots.
We're really?
No, I don't want you to get drunk.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bruce, give it a two. Give it a two, kid.
Rod is talking shit about you.
Thanks, Chris. Thanks, Chris. Oh my god.
Oh, please, please.
Okay, we gotta move. Thanks.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Okay.
Joe, that mac and cheese looks so good.
That's the mac and cheese.
Thanks.
One, three.
We have to move all of this.
Oh, we got a combined table.
Yeah.
Sonny money.
I kind of like it higher.
It's okay.
Oh, I love how cheese looks so good.
It's like a shrimp.
Alright, well this is like all of it.
Not in any place.
I got pasta.
I never ordered so much food that he took me to the set.
What was the cost?
Well, maybe $44.
This was the struggle, okay?
I still haven't had that chance.
Oh my God, I'm so thankful for you so much.
No, I can never tell you what you're talking about.
She's not terrible.
Okay?
Okay.
That's the red snapper. The one that I caught.
Yeah, the one you kids.
Holy cow.
That looks insane.
Oh my goodness.
Those are those.
Thanks.
The potatoes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, god.
Is that your Mac, Luke?
Luke, who's Mac?
Your Mac?
I'm going to be on it.
I'm going for a custom Mac.
OK.
A custom Mac.
I thought I got double pasta.
I wonder if I should put this up here, Drew.
Yeah.
I got it, bro.
I mean, look at this snapper, Jack.
Holy, give me a big-ass floor.
Look at the floor thingy here.
They gave me a few noodles.
Oh my god, it actually falls off the bone.
Would you guys like some extra plates?
I have them with the...
I think we'll have that.
Thank you.
You can put them here.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
This is the last plate of those, okay?
I'll buy these two off the way.
Thank you.
Okay, this is great.
I didn't think the best could have ever happened.
I always get my food last, fuck I get a damn cheeseburger
No it's because we're at seafood restaurants and I don't know
Do they have to go get the cow?
Wait, what is this?
That's a seafood platter, this is the snapper that I get that one with
That shrimp
So we gave the spoon, yeah, we came with this spoon
I want to do what it came with. Maybe it's their like tradition.
That's one hell of a fish.
No, I'm gonna eat it.
I'm gonna do it with the sauce.
I just want to add it everywhere.
I can't even eat this. There's really tiny bites.
I'm gonna eat the fish.
That's it.
Thank you so much.
Can you eat the fish eyes?
Yes, some people do, some people don't.
It will hurt me though?
No, it won't hurt you.
It's like a mind thing, it's a mind thing.
Some people eat it, some people don't.
I don't eat it personally, but some people don't.
Okay, thank you.
They're saying, you use a fork for the love of God.
Bro, it's tradition, it's not in print there, how it is.
I don't even know how much...
What is this from here?
Little tip in my chest.
Second fish.
If you get veggies and they don't taste good,
just put a lot of salt on it and just unload it with salt.
This bread is incredible too.
It's kind of hard to pick up the veggies when my oldest
home does.
They're getting soo and...
It's much more.
I have like 15 glasses of it.
Are there any mosquitoes here?
Is that a thing over here?
I don't know.
Actually, the question...
I don't know.
It's not a hard to do with this form.
Come on.
Look like it's a spoon.
We'll put it right here and it'll be great.
Just be careful, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Bro, order a $90.00 ticket is eating the green beans, but if I wasn't eating the green beans,
y'all would be sitting here saying, oh, why are you not eating vegetables?
Nice chat, nice.
Vegetables.
be honest Russell, have you ever thought of what they forget about me yeah but it's okay
yeah but it's okay
oh it's Russell, just trying to figure this out
it's not about the pro zone
wait so I have a question, what's the mac and cheese Russell?
Russell, would you eat this pasta or no kind of shrimp cooking?
fuck no
but this is some actually mac and cheese it's like breaded
That fish is bigger than I thought
There's no way there's a whale when we're at a dock.
Did you feel scared letting that gap take your truck out?
No.
Did you get a little scared?
The gap crashed your truck.
Yeah, that's right.
No, you did not, bro.
Let me get a little piece of that lobster.
You're a suspect.
One, two, you're supposed to use the spoon to swirl the pasta on the floor.
Are you dumb? No, you're actually dumb.
I want you to try that right now.
Alright, open up.
Like this?
Get the gospel on anything like this.
And then the process will be on the leg.
I don't know. Maybe I don't know.
That's what you're supposed to do though.
No problem.
Is it hot yet?
Oh it's still on right. If that works, it's still low.
Yes.
Are you serious?
This is screwed on the way.
What?
This ought to go in the burner.
It goes up?
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
The fact that you put that on God is crazy.
I was in the car.
Do you ever bite the roof out of your life?
Oh my God, there's so much fish.
It's my eyebrow that's coming off.
Why are you laughing?
I used a new shaver and everyone I said would give this to your eyebrows, what is it called
I'm gonna take your hair.
What?
My least favorite food is fried salad.
There's a lot of coffee in it.
People fake like salad.
Thank you.
Oh, shut up, Bluebell.
It's all mine.
I think we completed a lot.
I mean, there's only a few you've had.
There's only a few you guys had, though.
How's it working?
Yeah, well, can you put the vehicle board on the screen and tell us what we still have
to do, Jack?
Yeah, what do we still have to do?
How many subs have an eyebrow?
Twenty get the right now and I'll say it when I go back.
Twenty get the right now and I'll say it when I go back.
Twenty get the right now and I'll say it when I go back.
What you're saying is that like, no, no, I'll just do the one shit.
So if I get twenty right now and I go shit, God, I don't know.
You're doing, I'm saying thirty.
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
Hey, then I'll go back to the customs, the airport,
with one fucking eyebrow.
What'd you do it?
I mean, you know...
That's your life, boss.
I'm gonna get you a hundred bucks to see this guy.
That's a fifty dollar.
That's a fifty dollar.
That's some dinner.
Yeah, no, I'm gonna say right now,
I'm having this 50% of it.
Now I'm thinking about it.
I'm gonna take 50 gifted and I will see my eyebrow right after this.
I can shave your eyebrow.
For $250.
It takes 5 to 6 months for an eyebrow to shave your eyebrow.
That's what I'm saying.
Why would you only do it for $15?
It's not a lot of people who have that type of eyebrow.
You guys think that's reasonable for them?
Yeah, but I do have an eyebrow.
Oh my God, someone just gave it to 20.
Bro, don't say that.
20 gifted
Okay, so now
So now
What can't stand the guy, you know?
Thanks, Hawks.
Thanks, bro.
Sorry, I'm just going to play to my life right now.
I'm just going to play to my life.
Thanks for the 20-gift demand,
but you literally get to see me like miserable.
All right, John, make a deal.
20 summers.
20-gifted right now.
I'll also shave my hair.
Sure. Good.
Man, jelly.
Yep.
So we'll do it together.
Yep.
Are these good trumps?
Yeah.
Telling ya'll, Jack, 20 gift it right now.
Show me your mind, Rambo.
How about when you get them, you go to the gym.
90 days in a row?
Actually, I'm going to say 50.
I'm going to say 100 diptyps, and I'll do it.
Because 20 diptyps is actually not worth an eyebrow.
It's not worth an eyebrow.
What do you think about the Mexican cheese?
Do you like it?
Oh my god.
Dye is knocked with that 20 gift gift.
I'm not gonna lie guys.
Unfortunately you have to lay bro.
I can't do it for 20 gift gifts.
And I'm gonna be honest, I take back my full offer in general.
I'm not doing it at all.
Thank you for the 20 gift offer.
I'm going to knock.
So you're not virtual.
First of all, we'll be right out.
Thank you.
I told you Russell, he definitely forgot it.
So you know, this is why they get things going to me, okay?
This is why, this is why.
What just happened?
Why are y'all saying scammering?
Why scammering?
You really thought he was gonna do that?
He makes that in like 10 minutes.
Why would he do that?
But his client's just not scared of him.
I'll give you a thousand subs if you jump in the water and make sure you don't get wet.
A Japanese member?
Always like saving, uh...
I've got that in my head.
I'm trying to make all of you!
It's what he gets at right now, and I'll jump off his balcony in the water.
That's a good deal.
They're calling me, Andrew.
I think so.
Is that a movie?
Is it right here? I don't know.
Let's buy some dirty ones.
There's no way it's dirty.
Lacy shaped edgy boots?
Yeah, actually.
Was it tight?
What? You for a dick?
Fuck this.
Yo, Hobbs! My mate, thank you for explaining giftin'!
Excuse me?
Did you let them jump off this into the water?
No.
Ah, sorry Hobbs, no can do me.
Sorry about that bro.
No, I'm fine.
Sorry about that bro.
Is it, is actually a yes you guys?
Yes.
No Hobbs, that's much love though brother.
I appreciate the 20 gift and so much for this love.
Thank you so much man.
Yo.
Guys, it's not a scam.
They literally said I'm not allowed.
Is this the main thing you did?
What?
Just so you're like, you're like, you're like,
I was like, I feel like the Bipule is going on.
Well, I got to divide this up crazy.
Alright, um, I'm gonna tend to get with these guys and I'll go and steal a boat.
Or what?
What?
He said, okay, then Drew has to do 20 push-ups like that.
Alright, now.
Come on, Drew.
For what?
Three?
Um, yeah.
Yeah?
I had to do under-push-ups.
I don't think you can do 10 push-ups right now.
I can't do this.
Alright Chad, $100 right now and I'll make out with Drew.
That's 20 gifts and I'll make out with Drew right now.
Wait Chad, who do you have in the push-up game?
Me or Lacey?
You obviously.
What?
That's 20 gifted I'll make out you're in oh my god
Wait a second, who do you have in a push-up game?
Me or Lacey?
Sir, you obviously, what?
You weigh like 120 pounds, but come on, go for it
But I don't give a shit about anything
Like, I have better muscles than you, but I have more to push up
Oh, that's your fault
I'm in for a kiss?
Oh, I know you got it, because you used-
That used to be my top gift there, but she's-
Five.
Five.
So, soon, we can get that much for you.
So, it's time for you to get your verbose.
Brother, I've been offered an arm and a leg to eat.
Hi, Russell.
Are you like eating?
$1,500 right now.
We need to try a little piece of this dish.
$2,500.
That's $2,500.
I don't want to take a little piece of it.
Okay.
One of my mods are VIP punch easy right now.
Literally Russell, I'm talking about this man.
I wouldn't eat that.
I wouldn't eat that bro, I would never like see it through my wife.
Literally like this size right here.
Ew, so much skin.
dude that's so much
I heard tip you 2500
literally get back
no no no
yeah I don't want to take money
I'm offering
bro
you better like
you better just
okay what if you really like it
and you're like wait this is about
no that's stuff
wait isn't the thought of eating
like something that was alive
I don't know if I can.
I don't know if I can.
3K?
I don't know.
Russell do it yes or no?
No.
Russell is so sweet.
Well hey, what if you take that $1,500 put on black and then you have $5,000?
Okay, or Russell make a different deal.
Yeah.
$2,500 if you take a bite of the shrimp.
I think I'm rather bad.
Alright, come on Cheezo, you're good at doing out man.
You would be on shrimp.
Oh, shrimp is so good.
But like shrimp is big.
You would like shrimp.
I would like shrimp.
Oh no, no, I would rather not do your shellfish.
Isn't that a shellfish?
You took a literally if you ate this right here, right?
Well, I mean you only just like go and ask.
No, no, I'm saying how much, huh?
I don't think I'd be sure.
You would love sure.
This right here, five dollars.
I don't think I'd be sure.
You sure?
It's shellfish.
Dude.
Once you get it, send!
Yeah, keep it, let's go!
Leave from me.
I need the fish though.
Thank you, bro.
I'm not a pussy if I wouldn't eat a piece of that dish for $2,500.
I'm offering $2,500 sequences.
Like that fight.
That fight right there?
That fight right there.
Two plus five, yeah.
I don't want to say you a pussy now.
I don't want to say that.
It's alright.
It's a small bite.
Dude, I'm just scared.
It's okay.
It's gonna be okay.
Here's the weed.
It's gonna be okay.
Okay.
It's gonna bite.
That would be really weird.
Yeah.
Okay, that would be really good.
Is everything else okay?
It's beautiful. Thank you.
$2,500 for this little piece of fish.
$4,000 for a little piece of shrimp.
Thanks, punchy.
The reason I'm worried about the shrimp
is that I'm actually scared to shove it.
I think you'll like the shrimp.
You will.
But you'll taste the shrimp and you'll be like,
Wait, that's good.
Okay, what if I'm allergic to shellfish?
I'll take it to the hospital.
Let me ask my sister if she's actually allergic to alcohol.
You don't even know if this is a little...
I don't know, it's a holiday situation.
Yo, Emily.
I'm on stream with Lacey, don't say anything.
I have a question for you.
Okay, so Lacey's offering you three grand to try a piece of shrimp,
but I'm scared because don't you have shellfish allergies?
It's kind of like an allergy going into my head.
So the whole family's got fake out. Okay, should I do it then or no?
We're in the middle of my hummus yeah, we're in the middle bomb
Okay
I never used to have a watermelon spree grand. I ate that a month.
Alright.
What are you doing?
I think so, yeah.
That's a lot. That's a lot to rent.
That's fire.
Bro, I'm concerned.
$3,000!
All you have to do is take a bite like this much of the shrimp.
It's gonna link.
No, no, yes, yes, yes, eat the whole piece.
The whole piece?
No, no, no, just like here.
The whole piece.
It's half the shrimp!
It's half the shrimp!
Dude, it doesn't have an eye in it?
No!
Dude, this is fucking disgusting.
I- Okay!
If you're gonna go into it thinking this is disgusting,
then go ahead and do it.
I want you to actually be open-minded to liking it.
Oh, you have to swallow it.
You can't throw it out.
We bans to eat half the shrimp.
That thing's good.
That actually tastes good.
Like, what do you think?
Dude, no, I don't think I can.
I'm not even kidding, I don't think I can.
Bro!
I don't think I can, bro.
They're saying call Rugg.
No, what is Rugga?
What is Rugga gonna do?
Dude, call you pussy.
Bro, please, please Russell, it's so free.
Bro.
No, I don't think I can.
They said dip it in butter, that's how bad shall it be.
Dude, butter all needs to be buttered so good.
I don't think I can.
Bro, I don't think I can.
Three plan is pretty easy.
Bro, that's the right one.
That's literally the right one.
That's your right main thing.
That's not this thing.
It's all seasoned up, too.
Seasoned?
Why am I so skilled at my system?
You dip it in butter?
No, I don't know.
Are you feeling like a traumatic experience?
No, I'm just kidding.
Dude, what's the texture of this?
It's like chicken.
It's like chicken.
What can you compare the texture of shrimp to?
A little more chewy chicken, a little more chewy chicken, yeah.
Give me some butter.
Give me the butter a little bit.
Is that butter?
Yeah.
Dude.
This is nasty.
It's not nasty.
Someone asked if you eat ass.
Oh.
I do.
Not yet.
Is that gross?
Yeah.
Yes.
I don't think so.
Teach their own.
Dude, Drew, this is so gross.
Bro, bro, Russell, I'm telling you, you're getting $3,000.
You just paid three minutes?
So what do they pay you next to eating?
Can we putt the size I'm going to give you?
Just so I like...
You got to try to keep it so scared.
Well, scared of a shrimp.
Russell, you got this.
This is the easiest drink you've ever had.
Oh my god.
This is the easiest drink.
Please, Russell, that's such a sissy piece.
I'm literally disgusted.
But he has to go down there.
Is he allowed to water down or no?
No.
Let's try a little bite.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
If I try it, I'm gonna try it.
Sure.
Yeah.
And that's how you want to know it.
But what if you brush yourself out?
You might as well just do the whole thing, right?
He's got the thing.
He's got the thing.
I'm sick.
You've been in the butter.
You sure you've been in the butter?
Yeah.
WP your pressure.
Yeah.
It doesn't even smell that bad, man.
It tastes good.
The shrimp is literally the best.
I feel bad for stalling.
I'm actually just scared.
No, it's good.
If you don't want to do it, you also have to do it.
It's good.
It's good.
scared of it.
If you don't want to do it, you also don't have to do it, but I will like you to try
and see if you can actually, I know you're going to like it.
Check.
Everyone here, pressure your friends.
Never tried it.
Nothing from the ocean.
Like, actually nothing.
Never had a fish stick at the kids?
It's a fish stick.
It's never eaten anything that comes from the ocean.
Well, fish sticks are great.
I don't like fish sticks.
I like fish sticks.
Why am I so...
I can maybe...
I can maybe like...
Why am I so
No way
No way you're just making insurance.
Holy!
That's how you just nibble it or maybe?
Bro, bro, no, because what?
You don't want to put yourself out.
It just gets you doing it.
You don't like it, but like, you just need to hold down.
I mean, if you really don't like it, then spit it out.
It just feels like a little...
A little soft.
Yeah.
You just look at me when I'm sick.
Bro!
Bro, stop!
Bro, stop!
Bro, stop!
Bro, stop!
Bro, stop!
Bro, stop!
Bro, stop!
Bro, stop!
Bro, stop!
Bro, stop!
Bro, stop!
Bro, stop!
Bro, stop!
Bro, stop!
Bro, stop!
Bro, it's not smelling it, it can't, it doesn't smell like food.
Oh, I didn't want to try it.
Mr. Krabs has bites. Mr. Krabs bites.
Bro!
It's not a seed!
That's not bad, bro!
That's how folks, that's the first time you've ever tried anything from you.
Anything. Okay. Can I sit for a couple minutes to make sure I don't have to learn to react to it?
Dude, that's not going to...
Don't now you, Ada's not going to give you a little react.
I'm sure I do.
That's not going to give me a little...
No, give me a few minutes, because I'll one bite the fucking thing.
If I don't have a reaction to that, I'll one bite the thing.
All right.
All right, yeah, let's do it.
That's all I want to make sure of.
Did you like the taste?
I mean, a little aftertaste in there.
It's so fishy.
What are you saying?
What a fucking pussy.
You literally didn't even eat it.
No, I swear to God I did.
He ate it.
I'll tell you three months ago, he was eating water and shrimp cocktails.
I don't care for fish.
I like them though.
Oh shit.
When I was three years old,
Do you see like the lobster there?
What a picture dude.
Lobster's got...
Are you gonna be a high breast or would you take a little little of this?
What's that?
Lobster.
I don't know.
The shrimp I think might be the play.
Whoa man.
So how do you know if you get a certain degree of reaction?
I don't know.
You know your face is fucking on.
You're fine.
I think you're actually looking for me.
So instead of Broke, Gladly, he's Mystery Me for McDonald's.
What's the cologne and goss creation?
Actually, actually true.
Yeah, I'm very paranoid.
Haven't you also never eaten mayo?
Or ketchup.
You've never had ketchup?
No.
Ketchup's so good.
Sixth grade.
You've never had ketchup?
No.
so that I have a reason for it.
A lot of times.
The middle school I went to was in a,
the cafeteria was in a super hot basement.
And so I would go to the lunchroom every day.
I can't smell hot.
The kids would stop on ketchup packets
so the whole place smelled like nasty hot ketchup.
So right now you wouldn't give a little fry
and try a little bite of ketchup.
How am I?
I don't like these, but I'm not really trying them.
I'm like, you know, I hope they're gross, gross.
Dude, I didn't even get to eat my fucking burger.
It's your burger.
Should I eat the burger?
I thought you only put ketchup on a burger.
Oh, play it.
Look.
That's not bad.
Have you ever had Chick-fil-A sauce?
No.
What?
What about ranch?
You've never eaten ranch.
Aimee sauce?
No.
So you've never eaten Aimee sauce?
You've never eaten Aimee sauce?
No.
So you've never had any sauce?
No, sir.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Heads up for sure.
How is he so fast?
Oh, El Darla, she called Lacey.
Hello, where do you see my phone to stream?
Wow, the sunset looks so beautiful.
Yes. No, it looks amazing.
Oh, really?
Oh, thank you. You know, it looks amazing.
Okay, well, I miss you too.
I'll be back soon. Don't worry.
Mermaid in the pool.
I have a special cockball for you.
Cockball, cockball, cockball, yeah.
Okay, alright, I love you.
What's, no, I don't watch anime.
Do you watch anime?
I watch anime, I do anime.
Really?
Yeah, my favorite is probably going to be one punchman.
I'm a big fan of Death Note, and I really like Attack on Titan.
Attack on Titan is a classic.
What's Death Note about it?
So basically there's a character and he gets a death note and then there's another character
and he's basically, so the main character's name is like Yagami and he opens the death
note, he finds the death note and there's like this angel, not really an angel, kind of like
an angel slash devil angel from like a different universe that comes and flies around and eats
He follows him around basically and every name he writes in the death note, that person dies, however he says it.
And then there's another guy, there's another guy, and he's like the head of like the FBI recently, right?
And he is like the best at so many things and he finally solved the case but nobody knows what he looks like, nobody knows like who he is.
And basically it's just about them going back and forth.
How is that lurking when I just described the show perfectly? How is that lurking?
I just don't like your graphics, man, except like you're just like, I need your quality.
What do you like the UFC fights, Russell?
Best event ever?
Great.
Hard.
Best event I've ever watched in my life.
It was great.
Yo, Chad, y'all just learn new words and start spinning around.
It's not a part of it.
I've seen the show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You having a double cake?
Yes, we're ready for the chadah.
I still haven't tried the shrimp, by the way.
Have you tried the shrimp?
Yeah.
Just stop being a pussy.
You still haven't?
So you have no other to react to eat shrimp?
What's your go?
Some Drew's bag on there.
What's high school DxD?
High school DxD's are good.
High school DxD's are good.
What is DxD for?
What?
We actually don't even know what it says.
Are you like, get some drinks?
We just get a bunch of boxes.
No, no, no, we don't need boxes.
I need boxes.
Yeah, I'll just, actually can I get two boxes?
Oh, that's okay.
Thank you.
Dude, I'm not wasting this food.
You're not taking any of this home.
I'll take this home.
He's gonna do it, he's waiting for you.
Oh really?
Yeah.
So you're actually gonna eat the shrimp?
Yeah, bro.
Let's do it.
I'm ready to level up.
I gotta watch depth.
No, I might try it.
Wait, so after you eat this shrimp, is you like it?
Are you gonna be open to trying other jails?
Yeah.
So like, don't try the lobster after?
No, no, no, no.
Alright, Russell.
I'm not gonna.
$3,000.
Are you gonna try your first shrimp?
No, I'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna.
I'm going to try your first ever piece of food.
Give it to the butter a little bit. Trust me.
There's a little dab in the butter.
Jack, he's never eaten anything from the ocean before.
I like the butter.
It's his first time ever eating shrimp.
I don't know why.
You said the butter would make it worse?
No, I didn't.
Can you give me in the butter a tiny bit?
Yeah, a little bit.
Have you ever had butter?
Yeah, I have.
A little bit.
Why a little?
Because you want to start with something that's cheap.
That's perfect.
And then you just eat the shrimp.
I promise you're gonna like it.
The shrimp is so good.
This is a month's rent.
This is a rent paid for.
It's literally just a $321.
And you're gonna like it.
You don't have to do that!
No, I'm fucking do it, I'm not, pussy.
I'm a grown-ass man.
Ready?
I'm gonna braid my hair today.
Bro, this is hideous!
Oh, Russ, just count 3, 2, 1, and you're gonna do it.
Come on.
Dude, you don't have to do it.
No, I'm fucking do it, I'm not, pussy.
I'm a grown-ass man.
Ready?
3, 2, 1.
I'm gonna braid my hair today.
Just count three to one and you're gonna do it.
All right, chat, chat has to say three to one.
All right.
All right, chat, type three to one.
What's your name?
I'm
you're going your first ever piece from the ocean
We need to get a swallow.
Oh yeah.
I'm gonna fucking swallow it bro.
Yes you can.
You're just chewing it.
And then I was in it.
Wait what is this?
Oh no, let's do that.
I'm swallowing it.
You don't like it?
It's not the best.
Really?
What if you really like it?
What if you swallowing it?
You got a drink?
You want it to walk down?
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Dude.
You have the hands smaller than me?
You're the taster?
You're just a thot.
Do you wanna pan the camera way?
You wanna screw it up?
Well, I just wanna wash it down.
I like having it down.
I just wanna wash it down.
I wash it down?
Sure, sure.
Game's being involved, let's see.
I would like most of them.
Easy 3K.
But you're still ch-
I don't think you're still ch-
I've never seen so much you on trip before.
Big 9.
Yeah, I know.
You know what you just said nasty.
So you wouldn't try anything else on this table.
Like ever.
Maybe.
I feel like you didn't know he doesn't have a shellfish.
I don't think he should.
Uh, yes, please.
Thank you.
When you first took a bite, you did not mind the taste.
Well, I think you got in your head.
Are you out of puking?
Fuckin' that. I still have a puking.
It's just a second to a quarter of a second. No, it's not a zing.
Bro, can I put you in a french fry with it?
Sure. Oh, you went skydiving but are tripping out about his little baby's string.
What's skydiving?
Yeah, it was cold too.
Yeah, but he gets shrimp cocked up all the time.
Bro, there's no way they're still shrimping your mouth.
You're still chewing it?
oh my god it's still like oh my god I still see the shrimp in the cup
wrong wrong wrong we're working on it
you don't mind it taste it
more the thought I think yeah it's not that you just like it's a thought
you're just in your head you're in your own head about
one
I'm so
Okay, it's really not that bad it's not bad so what you did okay when I bit it
the texture I
Bit the fucking spine up and so the spine like opened up. Yeah, and it felt like I
I ate it.
I ate the shrimp.
I ate it.
So what did you ever eat?
It was alright.
I had to wash it down with a french fry.
And a diet coke.
Do you want to eat shrimp again?
Maybe if we were at dinner.
With $3,000?
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, maybe.
You want that again?
I'm all done, thank you.
Dude.
Terrible shots.
I want the air ball.
Air ball and layups.
Alright, well, you did it.
So, like, let's say like next time you're at dinner,
you wouldn't try like a piece of fried fish?
I dare one!
If you know you're not allergic.
Just to see it.
Okay, now we need to get past his fears of sauce
Another day
Wait, did we pay?
So one of the chat in HV Amanda said new economic, men being able to try food.
Well Amanda, luckily I never looked your fucking direction.
Unfortunately I never looked your direction.
Um, yes you have to pay.
What's the bill?
What's it looking like over there?
Wait Luke, you got the bill?
I got the bill.
He ordered the entire menu.
You guys eat someone to watch dishes or anything in the back or no?
No.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's not a lot for you.
Okay, yes.
Be real.
You're on me.
Are you on me here?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll do it.
I did it, I know you're done with it, let me try it.
Send that one to Rubette.
Yo Mitch, you got me Mitch?
Little tank-head Bill.
Russell so cute.
Oh, my car get the climb?
Russell and Jill, Jill.
Alright, I'll check it.
Jill, wait, the Shams the America Express.
Jill, my other business or no?
No.
I have it on my phone.
Wait, is it this one?
Yeah, this one.
It might be that one.
I think I might ask again, for the face.
That might be an expo- I feel like we don't use that one anymore.
Oh no, I don't have one.
Uh oh, alright wait.
Let me just get my phone for a sec.
Chad, Stream's gonna have for a sec like a pet.
You
Okay.
Lock 40?
Fucking hurting my hands!
Mission's a man.
High adapt? Why are you all saying adapt? High adapt.
Oh, price, which should adapt?
Mission? Let's go.
I might need Mitch to cover this one.
You too, thank you!
Thank you!
Switched to Jason. Is Jason even live?
Wait, still right now.
Alright, what do we have left on the bingo board?
Well, my only worry is that the stuff's closed.
Yeah, we might be fucked.
The horse-run carriage is closed.
Oh, yes, fuck. It's closed.
Everything's closed!
Hold on now, Stephen, who are you talking to?
You're not talking to me?
You're not talking to me?
PBL's leaving.
We have to mercy on my son.
You could get a little fast food for dessert, there's nothing open.
No way you're still hungry.
Well no, we have fast food for dessert.
We have a fast food bingo thing.
You want the ham and fast food?
Yeah.
Is there a drive, they have drive-throughs in a Bahama?
I cannot eat anymore.
Sorry Stephen, we like to eat.
Is there any drive-throughs in a Bahama street?
I'm going to drive through as well.
We have Wendy's, Burger King, Launders, and we have Bamboo Shack, which is on cash.
Oh!
Should we try Bamboo Shack?
If it's a drive-thru, let's go to Bamboo Shack.
Bamboo Shack's on cash.
Okay, Chef, what else do we have to do?
We have Pats, give me a Pats, we have Lizards.
Find a Lizard.
I don't know where we're going to do that.
I saw one outside the house today.
Yeah.
All over.
All over?
I'll catch you when you see them.
I'm trying to light on, Lice.
Eating again.
Well, yeah, Chad, it's called bingo.
And if I didn't finish the bingo,
you all would be standing with Mickey.
So I don't say eating again.
It's literally part of the challenge.
OK, off group stand.
Oh, god.
Well, last year, we've got this car in front of us.
We should freshen up to land light things that we really
don't know.
No.
I mean, it started too late, maybe.
No, it just took us so long to do the other stuff.
The longest thing was the...
It was a strong one.
You never learned how to speak Bohemian?
Yes, we did. We learned how to say,
See ya man!
And...
Hey boy! Boy!
Boy!
Boy!
Wait, Steven, can you teach me some Bohemian?
Yeah, I'm gonna.
Okay, what do we uh...
What do you think?
What's the Bohemian phrase I could know?
Yeah, my boy.
yeah my boy what's happening what's happening yeah okay
just like short yeah you're saying we already have bingo
yeah we're trying to fill the board we're trying to go we're trying to get bingo
we got a bingo
I think we had bingo hours ago
I can't invent a language for the bingo card.
I can't invent a fake language.
Alright, sure.
I'll learn, I'll learn Bohemian.
Here we go.
Wanda Banda Banda.
There we go.
That's Bohemian, bro.
That was good.
Is that how language is started?
Like someone just started?
Is that how languages started? Like someone just started like just saying random things
that this is his language?
I always think about that.
You always do?
Yeah, well like you're like, yeah, I always, I actually once a lot.
Like who, who is the person who said that a banana meant a banana?
Who's the person that said, said means said.
Exactly.
I mean that's the language.
Your chat phone just died.
And we got it.
You didn't want to tell me?
I didn't even look.
Alright, spider-knight bro.
You want to just read off from this phone for now?
I want my check.
Oh, fuck.
When you use mine, it's a lot better.
Got mine.
Is there a Bahamashek near the house, Steven?
A Bahamashek, yeah.
Perfect.
Just gets to get a little dessert from there.
Call it a bingo.
We did the bars
During going into me you and Russell's texture
Okay, I found a crab got this ride a horse trunk carriage. Let's go
We feel that's it's close so we fail
Have we ever completed a bingo? Yes, I have before your zinger's clothes we completed in Miami we fail
So
The parasol was closed, Jetski was closed.
Oh, we swapped some of those for all the others.
Yeah.
Yeah, we failed. Chat, we failed. We failed Bingo, bro.
Go ahead, everybody call me a loser and tell me I'm a loser.
I'm an inventor of it, bro.
Maybe we just go back to the crib?
Stephen, we'll just go back to the house. We don't need to go get the food. We failed. We're losers.
I'm not.
Oh, shit.
What's up, boy?
go ahead everybody everybody get it out call me a loser call me a piece of
shit everybody get it out I feel big go ahead Jack
you know it's okay we did our best
I can go home, I stir in my bed, because I have girls and stuff.
Why do you darling, are gift?
Fat water pig, piggy oink.
We're not mad, we're just disappointed.
Oh, we have also the sheep your eyebrow.
Oh yeah.
Probably didn't go on the gift as I said.
Probably not.
I told you I got to shoot.
I'll send you a look at the tickets if it fits.
Don't worry, I got you a ticket to get tickets.
I mean, you know, you're not sending me any more tickets.
You're supposed to be dinner.
You can't scam that guy.
Yo, I didn't use skimmed him, too.
All right, someone go and look at that and give 20 more
sell right now.
No, no, then I'm going to give you a ticket and you're doing it.
So you're a scammer.
So you're a scammer?
Do you scam two people?
No, I do not.
You're going to jump in the water and they're used to me scamming.
I don't want to take their money like that.
They're used to me scamming.
You did scam, if you don't do it.
That's true.
A whole eyebrow?
Yeah.
Give it a with me.
What?
You said twenty-two, buddy.
You couldn't pay me ten vans to shave my eyebrow.
Really?
No.
Why?
Wow, posting to put the Luke scamming going to cancel him?
That is how you get a yoxicator in the muck.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. You're running a cancer.
That's the last thing you want to happen to.
I told Luke he could do two shots instead of the eyebrow and he even declined that.
No, I didn't.
Wow!
Who said that?
Hobbs.
Bro.
I even declined that.
Hobbs, you really got scammed by him as well.
No, we did not.
She said, you said 20 feet from my eyebrows as well.
If you shave your eyebrows, it doesn't grow back.
Wait, Jerome, that's not true.
Wait, Jerome.
Yo, Jerome, is it true if there's a chance if I shave my eyebrow that it will not come back?
Somebody's scared her and I'm opinion.
I totally can't believe it.
Usually, shaving an eyebrow is pretty safe.
It shouldn't grow back in a few weeks, depending on your hair size.
If you're seeing anything unusual, like no regroups after a while or a reputation,
you might want to get some time or even check in with a dermatologist just for peace.
For a couple months without an eyebrow.
Bro, stop being a little sissy boy.
You're such a...
You're being a little soy boy.
Just a peer pressure.
No, I'm not. You're the one who randomly out of the blue said,
Oh, shame my eyebrow. Someone gets 20 subs right now.
And then someone gets a new 20. You're the one who brought it up.
I know what he has.
And then I sort of got someone to ask that.
No, dude, just randomly brown it up.
Wait, was that an alcohol?
I am also a voice.
Drew Russell, tomorrow morning.
We're, uh, before stream, we're hitting that, uh, that, uh, designer shop.
Okay.
After me?
What do you mean, actually, yes.
Buddy, I'm getting Christmas gifts for the next year.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you want to do it?
Oh, you know how hard the clip's gonna hit at me giving Darlician helpers?
Oh.
I kinda wanna go and get one.
What I told you, you didn't listen.
She's going for your girly shade.
I can't resell it.
You can get more for her.
True.
Oh my god, was that brownie?
No way.
Swear to god, I'm sorry.
Swear to god, there's another trade-off.
Swear.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry, yeah.
We didn't want a drink so he only had like four instead of six.
Wait, this is where we ate last night.
It literally was Brownie.
Yeah, it was Brownie.
Can you go say hi?
Wow.
I'm on it, Jake.
Who was that?
There was no way we were spammed back from Brownie.
Yo, you have no heart.
Bro, it's just...
No, no, I'm not gonna lie.
You're actually...
She lives here.
You're actually like a heartless sack of shit.
She lives here.
Bro, we're acting like Brownie, like...
She literally lives here every day and gets fed by fucking tourists all day.
She lives a life.
Oh, she does.
Yeah, she lives like a smell.
No, no.
Shit.
You want to know the equivalent to that of being a dog is a human who has infinite money, but nobody who loves
That's the equivalent. It's a human who all he has is money all he has is items
But he doesn't have a family to go to he doesn't have anybody to look at the eyes
No, she doesn't happen. She doesn't have an owner
She doesn't have a family to take care of her every single day. Yeah, she's she's she's no rules. That's Pete
It's not Pete being a wild straight dog. You sound dumb
No!
You're saying that's peke-
You don't know!
No!
It's actually like it's-
It's actually like offending me!
Oh!
You're saying that it's peke and it's a good life for a dog to be shy and wild?
You sound like a retard!
Bro, do you know what-
Bro, back in the day, dogs just lived roam free and then people started taming them, bruh?
No, you should go be homeless and-
I didn't say it was a problem.
You're supposed to be the one that's gonna have to stop you from being a fucking peed.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
Okay, here's the thing.
I'm just gonna say that you're gonna have to get a fucking fucking wanker and not get the proper things done.
You're gonna have to change.
Okay, I'm just gonna say that you're gonna have a worse living condition.
And then you're gonna have to get a dog just to change.
She is not the worst decent angel!
She's the idiot that built the church to lead the life to Hydra!
She is not the worst decent angel!
The streets are like a brick and steel street!
Stop it! That's not bad, boss!
It's been pretty good!
Hey, you guys! This is Rupert! Do you want to talk to us?
Do you want to tell us about this?
Check out what the post is!
Why is it working?
Let's try to put those.
Trade.
That's not about any stuff.
Bro, this phone is not working. It has 200 bit rate, Lacey.
Lacey?
It's not a thing.
Do you want to try the blue one?
This one has something like this.
It's better, get away bro.
Because your comparison with me was terrible.
Wait look, you might have to switch yours, I don't know.
These are on the same ingest.
Alright.
Ah, it's working back, I think.
Lacey, you saying a dog needs a owner is fucked up.
It being a living being means it's nobody should own it.
Maybe a parent is more than me.
You know, I'm not gonna lie, if you can't comp,
like you just like, oh my God, you don't even deserve to,
like your mom genuinely should have just opened her mouth,
took your dad's dick out and swallowed the cum shot
13 years ago.
That was the dumbest thing you could ever possibly say.
A dog does, and no one should own a dog.
Why is this straight ending?
Bro, you're on the wrong hinges.
Oh my God, bro, which hinges is it?
There's like 50.
It's like one or two or three.
One of the three, bro. It's like one two or three
Now they don't care the kids an idiot
Drivers and eating it too
Dogs literally dogs dogs are born no dogs are born into this world
And a lot of dogs don't even have like
homes they just there they're just in adoption centers or like just like
terrible foundations that's not equivalent to somebody being homeless
we got it back back okay I'm back it's the main injustice
Well, it's not too late. We hit a double bird in XKFC for the last bit of a card.
I should have KFC string coming up.
What does that even mean?
Bro, it's called ERP IRLs, Drew, okay?
Anyone's fortunate enough to go to London, to Bahamas, every single weekend.
And you had a dog that sent them to your parents?
Yeah, I did, because that dog deserved a better life than the one it was getting.
That dog has the best life ever.
Milo has the best life possible, and he's life in a content house,
with people screaming, running around, scaring him 24-7.
Me traveling all the time was a terrible life for him and I knew that.
But Milo's a human.
He's heavy.
Now he has a friend to play with, a yard to play with.
Infinite treats, toys.
So you're arguing that makes no sense.
You can't argue that a dog deserves to not have a family because I made a better choice
for a dog I had.
Yeah.
You know, I feel like when you crash out.
Look, it's true, it's just a moron.
Bro, I didn't even make that.
You're not even talking to the same person.
I was talking to you.
I didn't even catch you.
You said a dog being homeless is probably the worst thing ever.
She runs around on the beach with her puppies and her, definitely a male dog, because we
saw two, gets fed by all the humans and it's not the worst thing ever.
It's bent over, everything's like, you know what I'm telling you, it's true.
They may agree with you a little bit.
Well, if there was no one feeding her or nothing, then it'd be different.
What happens if one day brownies running around out on the fucking beach and all of a sudden a shark
Okay, then
Life bro, that's the cycle
That's murder that's that's your shark. It's a sight. I have shark
No, dog is like that's why a dog should not be stray or wild yet
No, you're or another there are there are higher up animals in the food chain that could hurt that dog
She clearly was skinny. She clearly wasn't being fed properly. So okay, it's not the cycle of life of dog getting murdered
It's not the cycle of life. Yeah
A good example could have been even if she like tried to cross the street and got hit. Thank you
God for it. Yes, I got what you're saying, but if she'll try to cross the street and got hit by a car
Yeah
Okay, but that's why a dog should have a loan that happens with all animals. You should go back and she take it
Yes, all but you're a terrible way of thinking not all all animal that can happen to any type of animal
okay let's just so dumb so you're taking it serious I don't think it's I'm
not thinking that's it I genuinely hope you right like I hope when you grow up
and you have a family I hope you never own a dog like whatever dude whatever dude
you decide to marry you guys should not have a dog bro I would take care of a
dog if I if I had a dog no if your dog ran on the middle of the road I'd hit by
car you just say what happens to all the animals like this.
Well I'm the dog.
What do you want me to do?
If you got hit by a car what do you want me to do?
I'd get somehow no.
No, you wouldn't take it to the hospital could you say?
Wouldn't take it to the hospital?
Back of the day they didn't have plops.
He wouldn't bury the dog.
He would just be like oh back in the day.
Oh bro what do you want what do you want me to do?
Psycho life.
Dude we're gonna say that if you fucking...
Bro what do you want me to do?
Brownie hit a concess life because...
Brownie isn't getting killed by a shark that's a dumbtaker.
So you guys are telling me it's not it's not an actual scenario possible thing where brownie one night
It's running across the road and accidentally gets it by a car or someone not paying attention
No, that is a very realistic very very high percentage possible situation that could happen
We just saw brownie walking on a sidewalk. That's very possible. I never said that wasn't possible
So what you're saying is that like I'm just saying she could live a way worse life
She's...
That then...
That's not...
That's a terrible way of, like, what?
Oh, she could have lived a worse life, so it's okay that she's not living...
Bro, if it was just a bram, dog in the woods, no...
Like...
Like, like Jason, the dog that was on the island with Jason, that dog lives a way worse life,
than what Brownie's looking at.
That, like...
Yeah, that dog should have a home too.
No, it's okay.
Sure, no shit, but I'm just saying, Brownie's not living the worst fucking life ever.
Okay, I think the way Lacey's feeling right now is that you think that Brownie shouldn't
be getting to the point.
Oh, I never said Brownie shouldn't have a home.
No, no, someone was saying, I think Lacey feels like you think that Brownie shouldn't
be shown this sympathy and love because her life isn't the worst.
I think that's why I'm upset.
Yes, he's basically saying, oh, she gets fed by all the visitors and gets to sleep on
the beach, so she doesn't just like.
So you can't feel bad for her.
So you can't feel bad for her.
Yes, I can.
But I got what Drew's saying too.
No, you don't go Drew's saying.
He's an idiot. It's a terrible joke.
Sure, I don't care. I don't care about this conversation.
Yeah, because you don't care about anybody but yourself.
That's why.
Because you're a selfish prick.
You're him, bro.
At the end of the day, we all fucking love dogs, right?
Drew, Drew, it's just another dog that dies.
I hate dogs.
A dog gets hit by a car. It happens to all animals.
I hate dogs.
Okay bro, cycle life in peak, or the two freaks get together.
Bro, you literally said, bray, not having a family is peach.
Bro, if a dog gets eaten by a shark, what do you want me to do about it, bruh?
I don't want nothing, no one expects you to do anything, especially.
So you got the gate key?
Or Stephen, you got the gate key?
Nah, yeah.
Yeah, call a joke.
Looks nothing like Joe, man.
Stephen looks nothing like Joe, dude.
I'll give Joe a call.
Turn on the open the gate.
Do you have two phones or two?
Hey Joe, could you pop the gate open?
Yeah. Thank you bud.
We got all fucking love dogs.
Dog is a-
I hate dogs. I hate dogs.
Love dogs. Every dog is literally the worst.
Fuck every dog.
See?
Bro, you're such an emotional drug.
I'm drunk.
I'm not drunk.
Oh yeah, one, one, one pina colada, I'm sober, I'm sober as can be, you're some moron.
Sure, bro.
You're being some moron.
You're right.
You're a little moron.
Bro, I already said, I'm quite literally could care less about this conversation.
You're this stupid shit.
I hope, I hope that.
Sure, yeah.
No, I hope you get older and I hope you, nah, I can't say it, fuck.
No, just say it bro.
Just say it for K, just say it for K.
No, I can't say that because I don't like it's not true. Yeah, but I hope you fall in love with a dog and that dog runs away from you
Okay
That's sad, bro. I'm gonna get over it like
Gonna get over it all be honest
I'm gonna take all the stuff out of my bag
the batteries and stuff all right cool
slide anything else should all be in Russell's bag I think yeah both phones
yeah thank you mr. Stephen
You want to set this up or do you want to give Darla her gift?
You got to give Darla her gift.
Oh, man.
Hey, listen.
Nobody tell her it's not real.
Okay?
She doesn't need to know.
Don't let her read the chat.
How much did you spend on it?
I don't know how much it actually is.
What do you mean it's not real?
Just ask Darla.
No, please.
Ooh!
Sure, sure, sure.
For real.
Wait, is there anything inside?
Sure.
There's no Boston inside.
What? Looks like it's a great portion of it.
Okay, wait...
How much is this bag?
Are you asking me to catch you for tea?
Yes.
It appears to be a black cloven Chanel bag.
It goes around
$3,000 to $5,000
All right, let's take 3.5 the CC logo looks quite small relative to normal was the proportions are unusual
My god since it's leather goes for five to seven thousand
She's talking to the price of some men under the price of shit.
Carla?
Can I come in?
I'm just gonna have to shower.
Um, when will you be done?
I got you a gift.
Okay, I'm surprising her with that and I'm gonna surprise my girl and shit with the $3 pig.
There's in sus no box
What is his purpose only that she comes
I mean like, if you're in the streets in a whole person chat, would you like to go tell
us?
No, nobody would go tell.
So why don't I just go get one?
Because you can't.
Why?
Oh, there's, let me teach you a little lesson.
Can you hear us?
People may see me wearing things.
They think because I have money, it automatically means it's real.
Right here, I have a Louis Vuitton watch on.
It doesn't even move.
I bought this for $200.
People assume it's a $10,000 watch.
It's being cleaned.
I'm like, people assume it's real.
This was $25 that was strong for you.
Yes, the way you wear it is what matters.
So I could have you wear it.
This Louis backpack, $200.
People will believe this.
No one's believed in that one.
That one's bad.
So why couldn't I wear it?
You can.
But listen, you're around designer all day long, right?
Because you live with a lot of people who wear designer.
Me, that looks completely normal to me.
No, that looks like some boof.
But to me, someone who doesn't look at designers
is good.
But to tell you the truth,
backpack on God it's two different bags it's very simple yours is a pure yours
is a satin leather this is like this is like if you go but everything else
doesn't look that bad this problem what is this yeah just absolutely it looks
scuffed it that's the worst looking one but you guys see what I'm saying it was
like someone who doesn't know designers they're not gonna know
Well, even the zippers, the attention to detail, they help you out as zippers.
What's the chat thing about the backpack?
This looks real, bro.
The backpack you had is a completely different one than this.
No, but it's very similar.
Bro, you could just tell, like...
Do you want me to...
Russell, bring my backpack.
It's two different backpacks, you can share them.
There's a whole different...
So we can see what's wrong.
Are you kidding me?
No shit, this material is fucking ass.
You sure you don't want me to have it?
No.
I'm going to compare these two.
Oh, this is quite literally the same backpack.
No, it's not at all.
I mean, when I bought your backpack for you,
they had two.
They had two just like this.
This is a whole different kind of leather.
Look, this is what the actual lean one looks like.
Like where is it?
No one's telling.
No one's going to tell if it is a real.
I don't care.
It looks good.
You got me a nice.
It looks good.
Watch this one.
It's that show right here.
Watch this one.
It's a treat.
She definitely loves it.
She watches all the streams.
Bro, you went to Atlantis, and you had to like,
actually, like, literally, you should check it.
No, I was watching the stream, bro.
I told you, I literally told you,
she watches the streams.
It's heavy.
Be honest, do you think this backpack looks bad?
If I'm wearing this on my back, no one's gonna wear it.
Okay.
No one's gonna wear it.
Bro, it says Jansport on it.
I'm playing with it.
I'm just kidding.
I feel like everything else, like,
that's not that bad, but this, like, this looks,
I think you're a figure.
What about one substandard bag?
No, Russell's Fanny Packs look you down.
I can't tell.
And you don't want a norio?
I don't know.
There's just something about this that looks skull.
It still looks five flat.
I'll wait another one more.
And you don't want a norio?
She's got a Gucci one there.
I'm good.
You sure?
He's that canada.
Oh, that's not canada.
You ready?
You said no?
Hello?
Dude.
How long did you take so long to do everything?
Just return the gift, bro.
Why don't we make up?
Wait, you should have Russell take phone for now,
and then you just try to run over the back.
I'm gonna hold.
Um, I'm not sure.
It's in there.
Yeah.
Nah, you should just return it, bro.
She clearly doesn't even want it.
You should return it.
Oh, yeah.
Can I come in?
I literally can't breath.
Sounds good to me.
Oh.
Just a tweedle.
What if you put that Bahamian money in there also and say there's a surprise inside and
tell her it's worth like a thousand?
Let me try that.
Which is a little dollar.
Which worth a thousand U.S.
What?
Is it what?
No, I got you an actual gift.
I think I just lost my son, bro.
It's not a hermit crab.
I want to go to the sunbed.
There's a little store in the sunbed.
There's a different bag.
I want to look at your bag.
Look, it might be in that plastic bag in there.
There's a plastic bag.
But where's my other shirt I got?
Oh, it's in my bag.
Can you film that?
Film that Gucci bag?
Come on now.
like this is calm this is a plastic bag in there yeah isn't this coffee
oh what happened inside um I think that's a XO
wait can I can can you go back in I'm coming in there I can't see yeah is it
Not in there?
No, this isn't in there.
Holy shit, it's hot in here.
I turned the hair off.
Are you guys all recording?
We're gonna be taking pictures.
Earlier today, you know, we went to Atlantis
and they had like all the nice shops there.
You know, like all the like designer stores
and I was like, you know, I'm just having nice for Darla.
I actually got you a Chanel bag.
Stop!
No, I didn't.
What do you mean you didn't?
What do you mean no you didn't?
It's sitting in front of your face.
Why?
That's real.
Yes, what?
Is it real?
Are you serious?
What's that saying?
There's price for human W's.
There's price for human W's.
There's price for human W's.
There's price for human W's.
There's price for human W's.
Did you actually?
Yes, look.
It's a brand new Chanel.
It's a brand new lining.
No, I'm not.
What do you mean I'm not?
What do you mean I'm not?
What do you mean am I lying? How else would it be or do you think?
Someone's up. You wouldn't just give me a chanoa.
Yes I did. I literally did for you.
I'm sure the other stuff you got. A little bit of it right in here.
I got some other stuff too for myself, but...
I just feel real.
Still there. I got it.
I'm looking at the chat.
Yeah, but I got it.
What do I got?
I lost my damn sandwich backpack.
Yeah.
You have a backpack.
No, I know what I wanted the gray Louis one. You like it, Darla?
I don't know what to say.
I also got this shirt. Wait, this is so cute!
I know, I knew you liked it. It looks nice and simple. You know, I got these glasses too.
What do you think about my glasses? I'm so ashamed.
See, look at each other. I'll say W boyfriend, W boyfriend, W W, W gift, W boyfriend.
He feels so light.
I'll put money in there's nothing in there.
I'll just need to use this stuff.
What?
Is this in common bags?
Yes it is.
Can you mine too?
Yes.
Oh my fine hair actually sucks.
Oh.
That's like a little cloth or something.
A little cloth?
Yeah.
Where's the bag?
Come on.
Put it on.
That's like a little Chanel bag.
Oh is this the certificate?
Yep.
Little certificate.
Why did you do this?
this. Thank you babe. I love it. You just got me a bag. No I know. I got it like that.
What?
Didn't do all that.
That's the first part of your moment, but you want to see what I got my girl in here?
Yeah, yeah.
Did I got a girl in here?
Yeah.
Oh, pig.
Little pig.
Oh!
He said he got it for her because he said that it's like his nickname for her.
Pig?
Yeah.
Do you like her?
No, she doesn't.
Do you like them?
Yeah.
They're super cute.
Those are nice.
I like them.
Yeah, well, I think it's like simple one like you've been saying oh like you want to do they're getting into fashion and stuff
And like you're taking fashion more serious. So I was like, oh
Smile now
I'm reading the chat
I'm reading the chat
Read the chat
That's literally eating.
The Texas Feminine WV is!
Ellen, grateful.
Um, I don't, I know, I'm very grateful.
There's literally a Feminine WV is!
Just know, out of the whole bingo board, he was most proud of that one, Darla.
The gift from the gift.
Yeah, but what did he say he gave Darla a gift?
Aw.
The first thing I did.
Can you take this off?
I wouldn't wear it.
Me either.
I got you for sure.
I have to show Kimmy.
She wrote everything about that.
Yeah, you should.
You should show her.
She knows everything about bags.
Yeah, you should.
You should show her.
I know.
So cute.
Hello, Kimmy.
Kimmy's a really nice, really nice lady.
Thank you, baby.
Mm-hmm.
How'd you like it?
I loved it.
What are you doing?
I just gave you a hug.
What'd you do?
I gave you a hug.
Mm-hmm.
Yes, I did.
Why are you only 88ing?
Only 88ing.
What's a only 88?
What's an only 88?
What's an only 88?
What are you talking about?
Oh
Play your stuff in there, whatever you want. It's just like a little like on the go take a vibe
Hmm.
Sorry about that one, sir.
Yeah.
How much money did you spend?
Oh, I spent a lot.
I felt like 10K did it.
Why?
Well, that bag was like, like, full?
Well, because we went to the casino and...
Yeah, went to the casino.
Oh, okay.
Listen, you want to hear what happened?
So we went to the casino because we went to the Lennis
and it was like, do a 5K blackjack.
Oh my God.
What?
Just mangoes in here.
Oh God.
You have to try mangoes.
They're from Steven.
It said, do a 5K Blackjacket.
No, so I did a 5K Blackjacket.
Oh my god, they're so soggy.
Who cares about that?
I used to like it.
Who cares about your mango?
I do.
Who cares about your $6,000 bag?
This is 6K?
No.
Ow, she saw it.
It's all right.
It was more like $4.
Be nice.
What would you say the price, though?
So cute, Chad.
Where is Smile for the thumbnail?
Oh yeah.
You're cutting board.
Oh, Van Cleef?
I got a little sound.
Do you notice anything?
No.
What time is it?
I don't know.
Whoa, the limes they said.
It's a Louis Lodge.
Oh my God, these people are so hot.
I literally spent probably a kick in the ass.
Wait, is it like, is it like, is it like, is it like,
is it like, is it like, is it like, is it like,
is it like, is it like, is it like, is it like,
because it's out of country and everything's imported from Japan so it's like a lot cheaper.
Oh my god these naples look so good!
Hi let me try one of them.
It's a pan.
Yeah.
Dude, why do you eat everything weird?
Bro, these mangoes are sexy and we also found out that Drew loves dogs.
No he hates dogs.
I hate dogs, I want all dogs to die apparently.
You're an asshole.
Wait.
No, no, according to Lacey, according to Lacey.
Yo, tell me it's not good.
Bro, is this the same?
Is that awesome?
No.
Yeah, you can have it.
Not bad at all.
Pretty good mango.
Pretty good mango.
Are you sure about this?
Are you positive?
Yeah, you can have it.
Right, show her your jacket.
Bro, wait, don't you saw his outfit?
Are they going to go out to dinners and stuff?
How's your pride going?
It's probably going to go out to dinners and stuff.
I got a little button up.
Bro.
Where's your hat?
All the pieces are in there.
What?
Okay, where's your hat?
What piece is that?
I think it's in the backpack, bro.
What did you do to the mango?
I'm eating it.
You know what you gotta eat.
I'm curious about the lot of mango today.
So much.
You also got something too.
I knew you lost like $100,000 as in you spent like...
Oh, no, okay. I didn't mean to finish that.
I'm sorry because I was freaking out about mangoes.
I... I... I...
do a 5k blackjack in, I did a 5k blackjack in, it hit, so then I had 10k, I was stealing
it, did a 10k blackjack in, it hit blackjack, so I made 25k, so I was like fuck, let's go
to the start, and I just blew all the money.
Oh, Barlow, look at how I'm steppin', and he paid Russell 3k to eat shrimp, okay, that,
yeah, you saw that?
Okay, I went and streamed her enough when you actually ate it, I did, I really did, and
I had, did they bribe you with something?
Three, $100,000.
Oh, and then he got you that.
Yes.
This is the best mango I've ever had in my life.
Wait, what?
It's absolutely incredible.
Yo.
You're really serving that for the night.
You're smashing down, really?
Come on, bro.
Dude, I love mangoes. This is so good.
Dude, that's disgusting.
I can't even take a bite of it.
No one else can eat it.
There's two more.
This is so light.
You can pour anything in it. You got a minute.
I like it.
Yeah, I like it.
Yeah, they said it was less than an ultralight drink.
I've never touched it all before.
Look, no.
Are you sure it's an ultralight edition?
Well, no, there's nothing in it, and it's like a smaller bag, so it's probably late.
Wait, I have to show Kevin.
Yeah, you should.
Yeah, you should call her.
She'll call her, yeah.
Okay.
Well, here, quick.
You want to sit here or do you want to go?
I'll film in the bathroom.
No.
She loves Chanel.
Does she?
That's crazy.
She loves everything about Chanel.
I'm going to send her a picture.
Maybe do a wider shot maybe.
I already sent it.
Not so close up.
Look at the Chanel.
Mixed up.
I never had it from the source yet.
Tell her, tell her I've got an enum, an Atlantis. An Atlantis and a Bahamas for you.
She's face-taping me. Hey, I'm on stream. But look, look, you're not on a, huh, a Chanel.
Oh, I'm sorry. Oh my god, wait, what?
He got a fashion now.
I got a foreign Bahamas.
Got your Chanel.
Yeah, it's so light wait what that's so cute. I know you like it
That's amazing. Good job
Hey, show me
Oh
Joe might wait one. I'm already know I'm sitting in a model, but here's like the certificate in my serum
I don't know if you need it.
I don't need to see if you have something to do with it.
I don't see if you're here with it.
So now, the bottle number.
I don't want to show it on the screen.
Oh.
Is it cute?
So cute.
Wait, I want it.
Wait, close it and then let me take a speech shot and then I'm going to show it wrong.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, I got it.
Thank you.
W gifts in the chat, y'all. W gifts, bro.
I'll make you gifts.
Okay. Well, I just need to show you.
I love it. You look beautiful, too.
W gifts in the chat, y'all.
Love you.
Love you, too, buddy.
That was so cute, man.
Inspirational, man.
I'm literally about to go there tomorrow I'm about to buy true Chanel bags I'm about to buy a Louis purse I'm about to buy
by a Birkin, and I'm set for her next Christmas,
next birthday, Valentine's Day.
I'm literally set for everything.
I'm set for everything.
What did you say?
What did you say?
I was watching.
Watching what?
What did you say?
Say what?
Say what?
What did you say?
I was saying I'm talking about Doctor.
What the fuck?
I'm talking about Doctor.
Doctor?
What's it up to?
Quack!
Guys, here comes.
Why?
I just want to hug you.
No, no, no, no.
You want to get tossed in a pool?
You want to get tossed in a pool?
You want to get tossed in a pool?
So, you have something to tell me?
Well, what would I have to tell you?
You're going to lie to me?
No, what?
I know you're lying.
How much did you spend on your gift sort of girl sort of girl for the pig was like 25 and
And then I was like 28 and three. Yeah, the big big three three just three. Yeah, just three
So I don't know maybe he negotiated it's really nice when I'm gonna go lay down some wood
Sorry about that one guys
Yeah, you say shit like that when you know you're lying
She's all over the matter day, bro
That looks like a hot that is the smallest forever
It is it looks small on camera. That's a good subject change
Subject change
I won't get a bead over naked.
Alright, another time with gamble?
I'm not pregnant, I'll just have you reacts for a little bit.
That's what I meant, my god, do I stop?
Yeah, I'm gonna get you gamble again.
You're gonna go, oh, I see.
Why is he running away?
What?
He's still running away.
From what?
My gosh.
What's your question?
Is it real?
Yes.
Why you, you're not that alive.
I'm not alive.
I'm looking you get in the eyes and saying yes. I'm not alive.
You're smirking.
I was at night. I can see you have seats on.
I was still wearing. You can tell me it's...
I was still wearing.
Say what time is it? Let me tell you.
Time for you to tell the truth.
4.31.
It's not 4.31.
Take the...
I think your watch is faked too because apparently it doesn't tell the correct time.
Probably just never said it.
You said it, buddy.
He's never said it, right?
He's never, oh, I haven't set the watch yet.
431, 911.
Your shit's 12 hours behind.
Don't do that.
All right, if you switch the desk,
I'll make you take the beats.
Hold on, bros.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
What's up, honey?
I'm like, I'm still scared of you.
Let's be honest, you're leaving last year here.
Huh?
You're leaving last year here.
I'll take it to Macro right now
and get it to her, she will not care.
Chad, do you guys like it?
But I don't think it's like a Macro.
Cause that's like a hundred percent, it doesn't even look.
How do you, how do you even like,
how can someone even tell?
Hey, it's off right out of it.
Looks pretty real to me.
I mean, it's just really white.
Cause there's nothing in it.
Obviously it's going to be light.
I still think it's cute.
What do you mean you still think it's cute?
So cute.
But what do you mean you still think it's cute?
Obviously it's going to be light if there's nothing in it.
I'm working it on.
I'll take it back.
Where's my hat?
No, thank you.
I'll return my back to return something.
Yes.
There's no way.
You need to have your returns on that.
wait till she now I can just return.
You can't go to sleep at home.
Yes I can.
I'll tell you all about it.
You can probably make it first one.
Yeah, I'm rubbing you to death.
That feels good to keep going.
Yeah.
Keeps it harder though.
Oh, I'm actually a scout massage
There's no way you can feel a difference in like a real in like those those nails
So act like you're grossed out, bro.
You see, I kiss your neck all the time.
Dang, you look good, don't we?
Just to go over the corners.
Hello?
It's not on here.
Oh.
I actually like this.
Yeah, cause it's nice.
I did it's care. I don't really care.
Care what?
It's real.
It is real?
No, it's not.
Yes it is.
It's okay, I love it either way.
You think I'm gonna get you a fake bag?
You know my body?
You can put this on my wrist right now.
You literally got a fake baby.
I'm not two hours overtime of course if anyone I do secure a react with them at Darla he
He bought eight things for one K.
You bought all of this for one K, didn't he?
I mean, it's like the Nelstreet, I wanna go to the Nelstreet anymore.
Oh God, this place is better.
How much was it?
What?
This.
That?
That's $4,000 for a Chanel.
Oh my God.
All right, I'm gonna start right now.
Chad, is the bag real?
Yes or no?
Watch, they'll tell you the truth.
Chad, the Chad always sells the truth.
No, they don't.
Just they do.
No, they do not.
Okay, yes, we're done.
You can see the line.
Oh, yeah.
Now you want to change it.
I'm going to go on my phone.
All right, are we on this video?
We are.
Okay.
So this, uh, diagram here was, um, $200.
Okay.
$200.
And I'll still wear it.
Thank you very much.
And this watch right here was $175.
I like the Van Cleef.
The Van Cleef was $20.
I'm going to buy some tomorrow.
Yeah, the Van Cleef was $20.
And my Louis Vuitton backpack was $250.
You know, put it in the other room, $250.
Ray Rums, switch to the other phone for me.
I mean, realistically, no one's going to show up
and be like, that's a fucking cash in combat.
Yeah, it's cute.
I know.
I need to restart the laptop.
Yeah, I have a bug infestation in my another room, so.
Yeah, we can't get on desktop.
It's not working.
Mute audio?
Muted.
Yeah, yours.
I told you not to switch to this one.
Go switch.
Desktop's muted?
I know.
I've thrown it.
I never told anyone to switch to this one.
It's on, but muted.
Yeah, I know where I'm, the audio's not working.
Shall we start with Peter?
Yeah, I'm sorry, so I don't want to hear it.
Should we hit up Leo maybe?
For some reason.
What?
You guys are smoking?
If I restart, I'll have to update it.
I can't believe Russell tried to see him.
I know.
We can force him to OBS.
You like it though?
Guys is smoking in the Bahamas legal all right chat buddy go
later
Thanks for you know we failed bingo
No, we paid we just didn't successfully do it with our disposal BS. I
Bye guys
Where do you think no no no where do you think you're going? Yeah, you got a shave an eyebrow buddy
Oh, I'm not even higher for 20. I'm actually mean I prefer 50. Oh, I told you I'll pay you more
Darla, would you actually have an hour for $50?
If I was broke like you, yeah
Oh my god
Yeah, that would broke you down
Oh, Marla, bro
Park it, watch it
Hell, girl
That's a Chanel purse isn't how to act
I'm just kidding
Alright
I wouldn't know
I'd like slice it
Hello?
Oh, no, it isn't.
Oh, May 88.
Wait, am I actually doing an eyebrow?
Um, I mean, you said you would?
Okay, for how much, though?
I'll give, actually.
You got 20 gifted and I'll give you another 50.
Or I'll just give you $250.
$250.
You're gonna shave an eyebrow for $250?
Yes.
Don't do that.
I wish I had for $250 in there.
Oh, gosh.
I just need a hat.
You don't need what?
I need a hat.
What the fuck's a hat? Can I cover your eyebrow?
It's going to leak.
Chad, I'm going to do reactions. Wait, can somebody?
Snowy, can you post a little quick thread for me?
I need to switch in just one.
Yo, what is anti-yapping about?
I genuinely...
Russell got $3,000 to eat a piece of shrimp. Luke's getting too...
getting to know what the hell is this shit
well be honest I'll be you know you and Russell this if Russell if it's up to
Russell but Russell can opt to give you a thousand of the freekate shave your
eyebrow well Russell ever do that little splitter steel action I would
Russell ever do that. Honest Russell, I don't even care because I have a different...
Oh my god, I wonder, straight ending in jest. Oh my god! It's always you messing things up, bro.
Wait, I want to...
Oh, we're going there, don't worry.
I want to hear some.
Yo Luke, let me tell you right now, for Christmas, if you get a Louis Vuitton backpack or a Louis Vuitton duffel bag, it's not real, buddy.
Tell me right now.
This is not good anymore.
I don't care. Honestly, this is better.
I would never wear anything like that, because I just don't go anywhere.
In one of Drake's songs, you talked about getting a roll of bag, and she never found out about this thing.
Well, I'm gonna be honest, I wasn't on the shoot and got that for you, you would never know, because it comes in the real certificate.
Thank you, sir, and then so you don't even know if you don't even know if your new music real
So are we doing this or not do I go do this watch how to fix this how much actually
Yes, that's a bad deal Luke it's a bad deal yes
Someone said it's because monitor device is defaulted I'm guessing if you're trying to stream through
How does someone in the chat do your job better because because when I'm genuinely when you look look at the settings
On the app, you know.
Bro, oh my god, 250 dollars down?
There's a lot of money to someone like me.
I mean, it is a lot.
Alright, 500.
Bro, I just said too big.
So did you?
I just said these a lot.
And you said 500?
Yeah.
I don't want to take your money.
You just bought me dinner.
Two to eight.
Well, I didn't need it, I'm going to say.
So you're just saving up a lot, bro.
But then again, you're rich.
You're not?
What do you mean you're not rich?
I'm not.
So I don't know why I'm doing it.
Oh, is woe's that said now?
Hey, wait, what did woe's say?
Woe's logged you.
What did woe's say again?
Yeah, what did woe's say?
I was slushed.
OK.
Do you want to shave your eyebrows?
For $500?
I don't know if she had both of my eyebrows.
I feel like both of them would make it blend in better.
It's not a little bit.
Both of her stripes in there.
Me and Wode said it.
Yeah, I don't know what Wode said, though.
Because I'm on mobile, so I can't see it.
She did that.
If you make 40K a week off Twitch, that's not true.
You can use your sunglasses.
I knew monitor device was wrong because you were getting
It's the chance of moving too fast bro. Can y'all stop typing so I can read the fucking message?
Can y'all stop typing so I can read the message bro?
Yeah, but I can't see pinned on here.
It's cause monitor this fuck ass chat!
I'm just not getting audio, it's displaying perfectly, I just can't get audio.
Go file settings.
Roses voice just mocks you, holy shit.
Remind go to monitoring.
We do it again.
Change that to default real quick.
I just did this and it was echoing.
And then we added it.
I did this.
Let's ride.
And now we plug it real quick.
Blame me the channel, blame me the chat, because I can't see the messages when y'all are spamming random letters pissing me off on purpose.
You 23 getting your head scratched. Fuck you bitch.
Is this set to monitor or monitor?
No.
They started.
No.
They started.
No.
They started.
They started.
They started.
They started.
They started.
They started.
They started.
They started.
Can you get a nail curler?
Oh no.
Oh my.
Is that my audio voice?
Because.
Go back, go to advanced audio options, yes.
Wait, is my neck sandy?
The monitor off and then...
Yeah, I'm not killing a lot.
I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to lie.
Is my back sandy?
It's like 50 times.
I didn't look into doing anything.
Yeah.
No, no, no, like...
A little.
I'm tapping the mic right now.
Yeah, I know, I'm like a lizard.
Wait, is it bad?
Oh my gosh.
Should I swap it back?
Wait, is it actually bad?
Wait, how do I do this?
Yes, back.
he's actually bad yeah oh god what you're gonna moisturize no I'm just
feeling cuz the Sun Saiz was broken and then it was fine
that's not you everybody peels when they get sunburned no no no cuz
Lacey said I had to update so we never saw it update and restart they see the
updates three minutes why don't we just update it we could have I just you just
well if it's after a minute have you never heard a sunscreen yeah but if you
wear sunscreen you don't tan bro you're just a little bitch like look I'm
literally peeling shit off my back look at the check like shut is this not
disgusting I scratched my back and look what happens I'm just peat like a
a fucking lizard
Sunscreen
Fuck you
Shabby honest y'all think we can run a hundred K back up to 200 K tonight or no
Did you tell them how you got some back
I'm not even telling them.
Last night when I ended stream, I'm not gonna lie,
I was literally sitting here,
just pacing back and forth for like two hours,
and then I decided to do a 10K hand,
and then I won, and then I lost the next one,
but then I won again, and I got to 100K.
I can't believe you said the line,
now I'm cooler, I'm cooler.
How did I even come to your head, bro?
What?
I meant to say I'm cool as a cucumber.
That doesn't even make sense.
This it does? People always say I'm cool as a cucumber.
Doesn't it cool as a cooler, make more sense?
Oh yeah, Ruben's gonna love you, bud.
What does that mean?
Alaina in my chat just said, your eyes are amazing.
Wow. Thank you, Alaina.
What?
Whoa.
What did you say?
So someone in my chat, Alaina said,
Your eyes are amazing. Wow.
We should wear some pink flowers.
Whoa.
You're gonna poke her eyes out?
I'm calling Kat. Fake demon.
Please don't turn into Nicky.
Wait, so are we shading Luke's eyebrow?
I don't think so. He's left.
Well, I have a question. Is Layla in the chat right now or no? Is she asleep? I have to
confront Layla about something. Is Layla in the chat or no? Because tell me why. I opened
my offline chat and Layla copies my title and then adds it into the middle of the title.
I'm a fat pig.
Like Layla, what the fuck dude?
Are we serious?
Are we serious?
And y'all are laughing at that.
Mod her.
Yes.
She's not wrong.
I thought it was Mr. Krabsman, but that's actually the lady tongue.
Sorry to hear that, dude.
Yo, super duper, what are you talking about?
Sorry to hear that.
You're literally just typing random shit.
What should I eat or drink?
This is a lacy POV chat, I'm going to give you guys a lacy POV of what it looks like
Give me
I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing.
The fuck?
Did you ask your moat?
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
Let me chance your moat.
life
Wait, Darla, can you give them your POV now?
So just hold the phone right here.
Well, it has to be like your POV, so like you walk through the room right now, right?
All right.
I don't know. That's not how this works.
That's not how this works.
You can't break the fourth wall.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, now let's look at how it looks to wake up next to me.
Here, go over here.
All right, you have to cover it with your hand.
You have to cover it with your hand, OK?
And then make it look like they're waking up.
May I speak speaks?
I'm waking up the camera.
Your eyes are ready, though.
Why is it so hot in here?
Because I turned the air off.
Why?
I could be your camera, girl.
Why'd you do that?
What is going on?
You got your pride, Pia?
You want to come to bed?
Come on.
Come to bed with daddy.
I actually can't sleep right now.
OK, he's out of the air.
And then there's a couple of other people
in the bar next to him.
It's still not working?
Should I look for Drew's stuff check?
Should we see what Cologne's Drew uses?
Fucking LARP-er.
Fucking LARP-er.
Brother's wearing it in Bop A jersey.
That's where your sleeps?
I was just showing him the Airbnb.
You need to get help?
Why do I need to get help?
What did you do, Russell?
Is this my POV?
I still taste shrimp.
Oh, God.
You know what I'm excited to try some fried stuff you'll actually try fried
fish I'm gonna will so we get fried fish tomorrow try I'll go I will I'm gonna
will like a like a piece of fried fish like fried cod fried cod would sound
good no I didn't it was actually gross and like the weight oh no I just realized
forgot something you're disgusting you just came sat next you just sat next
to me and farted oh my god I thought I see I seriously think I had a food
poison yeah literally how does she like you know why why did she smile
Jad, I'm gonna tell you this right now, I far under the blankets and trap her under it.
Do they smell, Darla?
Yes.
But she's gonna say, she's gonna lie, but she likes the smell.
I don't like the smell.
Yes, you do.
I'm forced to like it.
No, that's not true.
You could easily, she doesn't even like to get out from under the covers anymore.
Yeah, that's how it came out.
Chad, I'll be honest, dating me is a gift from God, bro.
Just keep it in a room.
Do some king shit.
Are y'all saying Jenna literally is dating me is literally just never and like it's never boring
The ocean is just black you can't even see it
Look at the city though chat. Oh, who's took a picture of me wait someone dead just took a picture of me
I swear someone just took a picture of me from somewhere.
I'm not even kidding.
I saw the flash.
Frank Luke?
Wait, is Luke still alive or no?
There's a shark behind you.
How would there be a shark on land?
Should I go scare Luke and knock on his window and stuff?
23 years old pooling pranks.
That weak ass knock
Open the thing he opened he opened the window he opened the window
W prank, W prank.
Oh my god!
Hey!
Hey, piece of shit!
What?
Scared me!
Yeah!
Yeah, that's what I thought, Brian.
Yeah, leave, boy.
You leaked he has a girl over?
You're going to mess with me in my bed.
You got everything coming.
Wait, they're saying I leaked that you have a girl over.
What? I don't have a girl over here.
I just don't, man.
He has a girl over?
We saw her she had brown hair, bro. He does not have a girl over chat
I can't get it.
Run, dude.
Want a camera?
What?
Can you guys see me?
We don't have any orders.
We don't have any orders.
Too loud?
I'm sorry.
Double audio.
Double audio nice took during our to set up desktop now. It's double audio
Chat pose reactants in the column. I'm gonna look I'm gonna do some reactions
So I've ever really gotten time to do desktop or reactions at all
Better job better better better better
I
Loach said monitor
No, it doesn't monitor in mute output, I believe
Yo, what's not gonna lie? How much? Yo, what's how much is your buyout bro? How much is your buyout?
It literally why how much is your buyout loach?
No, now everything's muted
What's your goodbye, Loge?
Oh, not everything.
Thank you.
Is it good?
I can't tell because I'm trying to play the stream.
Loge said, no, it's not.
It's because your stream is open.
Where is my stream?
No, it's not.
He said it's because your streams are open.
No need to fear Snowy is here, son.
Nobody gives a fuck.
Well there's no, scroll is there another fucking hidden thing somewhere on here?
Zero hidden.
It's literally just your mic picking up audio.
So.
Can you guys hear me now Chad?
No.
Fucking hidden thing somewhere on here?
Zero hidden.
It's literally just your mic picking up audio.
So.
Can you guys hear me now Chad?
No.
What?
I mean, yeah, you are you're you are retired to be honest. I mean, I don't know. Where is
there audio coming from? Speakers? No. It's, it's good now. I fixed it. What do you do?
I, I, I click this button. What button? This button right here. Right here. Oh. This little,
this little green button. It's fixed. WAC with a heart. Green button was always on. WAC
a bandage in the chat. W. Lacey with a little heart bandage in the chat, but I'll fix it.
Salem Goddard's actually a new Spider-Man trailer, because I might have to dissect this shit,
so Drew just spent 30 minutes and you fixed it in one click. Bro, I'm not spending 30 minutes on
that. How am I supposed to know if it's going to echo when you switch? You better go and watch me.
Hold on. Apparently there's a new Spider-Man trailer.
Why is Nick A-30 commenting family-friendly movie of the summer?
Echo again!
Wow.
Hello? Wait. Hello?
I don't hear a echo.
Echo, when you show extreme echo, do you just have to do the same
setting on this one? Do what?
I don't know. You said you did something, didn't you? Yeah. What did you do?
You just do it there.
I think it's something in here.
What did you do?
Did you do it there?
Is it a fix chat?
What I'm curious is if it...
Is it a curveball?
There, there, go on now.
One more, two, two.
Catch it.
Go on now.
I don't see any of my mic's.
I don't see any of my mic's.
I just spoke for 30 minutes.
I don't see any of my mic's.
I don't see any of my mic's.
I'm here.
You're not going to be thankful.
I'm 23 years old.
I just went and did a prank on my brother.
So just literally just so I could...
Chad, is it fixed?
Is it fixed on this scene or no?
Wait, can you guys hear me now or not?
No, I'm saying, they can hear that.
Can you guys hear me now?
Oh, wait.
Yes, I can hear it.
Oh, it's not.
Okay, you have a mic.
He's on the camera.
Yeah, but we would see it on the audio track.
It's popping up right there on my top.
It's a beauty.
What about now?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What about now?
Now it's muddy.
It was perfect.
Now it's an echo.
No, it's good now.
Cause you had the video, you had the camera,
you had the camera audio on,
and you have two audio inputs here.
No, but those are default ones that are muted.
I know, I just muted it.
Look, I went from the back, click this button,
and it goes back, tackling.
No, no, no, no, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying, yeah, that's what I'm saying,
that's what I'm saying, that's why I'm the king
I know exactly what I'm doing.
No, it's because it's literally because I'm the king of the stream is shit.
It's because I'm it's because I'm the king of the stream is shit.
Is it better or no?
It's good.
don't even try lacy he'll never take accountability that's why he'll never
I guess that's what the problem was, why am I on a stage with the problem?
Who's knocking at the door?
Hi, I'm here.
What?
Where are you, what?
Who walked the door?
Here we go.
What's up?
Can you hear me?
What's up?
I came here and I got a little bit of scoops.
Uh, I'm bad news.
I leaked your camera, girl.
You did?
I leaked her.
It's happened multiple times.
Oh, it's not the first time?
No.
Oh, okay.
Wait, so wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
When I came to your door yesterday and you said I have a girl in here, you weren't lying?
No, I've never lied, I literally have a girl in front of my room.
Like you just say that in front of her?
Zzz...
Bro, yes.
What am I supposed to do?
Oh, I was going to tell you the other day.
Oh, no.
I thought it was a pig.
You think it was a cat or something?
You got her two pigs?
Dude.
That's fucked up, bro.
And what was what did you say the reason you got it for us?
You have a nickname for your girlfriend in piggy
No, what do you mean you literally came up with that just now on the spot like what do you what do you mean?
I did it you did that. No, I did it. Yes, you did
Okay, here's the threat any reactions just send to me right here
This is a thread chat chat let me know when you guys get it
Let me know when you guys get it or not
Let me know if you guys see it in the chat or not
let me know when y'all see it in the chat or not let me know when y'all see
it in the chat or not wait wait why can I not type anymore
wait wait I can't send messages in my own fucking chat
Wait, I got banned on Twitch?
No.
Guess we're beating Zero with force.
Okay, where's the Spider-Man shit?
I lost it, I lost it, I lost it. Someone send me the Spider-Man shit.
What do you mean, no? Like, why do you say no? How about you just be helpful and send
it to me, you stupid pig, fat bitch?
Wait, what are you calling a pig, asshole?
Call my chatter pig!
Wait! Wait, what is this? W tap-capping the wild!
No shot the best buy employees are just clicking tap caps
Yo best buy the employees clearly love the tap caps. Let's get him in the store. Let's get him in the store at the checkout
That's the manager! He's just clicking a tag as the manager as a slime guy!
Nice quality big boy. Don't call me big boy. Call me by my name. You either call me
late little later you call me king
watch this tiktok
loser you're such a fucking bitch I'm trying to film jr get in his shit right now
what
heavy buzz
Oh
God I was Kevin Love. All right, Shashree reacted a new spider-man movie or no
That was LeBron at the end. Oh wait
What is that? Whoa, what's going on with the outfit here, chat?
Chat, what's going on with the little, what's going on with his outfit?
What is going on with the outfit?
How are we feeling about this?
Who's that? Who is that?
Chat, fill me in. Who is that? Who is that? Who is this?
guy who is this guy what this is not Doc Ock bro who is the guy with the big-ass dick what a point
you should at the top
to scorpion did you miss this fighty i'm losing my mind
i am totally out of control oh no whatever this is right now final semester at my
Who do you think is actually watching this?
Uh, maybe someone.
Okay, well, buy someone.
Oh, he's stalking her!
Wait, okay!
Hold on, Jack!
In the new movie, is Spider-Man going to have like a black Spider-Man era?
Is he going to have like a black Spider-Man era?
Listen to what he says right here!
I am totally out of control.
Someone needs to stop me. I'm totally out of control.
Can this miss fighting?
I'm losing my mind.
I'm losing my mind.
I am totally out of control.
I gotta fix whatever this is right now.
What is it? What does he have to fix? What was that?
Something's flashing in his eye.
You could see a little red flash,
and then you could see a little blue flash too.
could be the cops so the cops could be after him or is he mutating he's
turning into a spider look at his eyes his eyes are turning black oh my god
he's mutating into his actual spider ever this is right in here final semester
M.I.T.
Dad, who do you think is actually watching this?
Uh, maybe someone.
Okay, well, bye, someone.
Whoa!
What the f-
Dr.-
AHHHHHHH!
He just shoot webs out of his actual arms!
Oh my god!
Wait, he's turning into the real Spider-Man!
He doesn't have to have these fake-
I hated these fake gas manufactured webs, bro. The shit makes it feel like it's not actually spider-man, bro. Oh my god
Hell quality, oh quality, oh quality, oh quality, oh quality, what's going on here?
What the? Good night. You found a way to suppress mutating DNA, right? If we steam it this up, you're on it.
So he's gonna go to Dr. Banner to talk about mutating and I guarantee oh my god wait that's
the Hulk so the Hulk definitely knows about mutating so he a thousand per oh no
wait is the Hulk gonna be in the movie no way they turn Hulk into a villain right
cuz in past fighter man's when he gets help from like the professor or some
shit he turns into a villain you found a way to suppress mutating DNA right if
you seem with this off the run
Oh shit.
She couldn't even get rid of the bad aspects, but keep the good.
How would you decide?
Well, the parts of nature are a good or bad.
Wait, what was that? What was that? What was that on him?
Hold on, we might have to slow-mo that. We might have to slow-mo that.
AHHHHHHH!
She couldn't even get rid of the bad aspects, but keep the good.
Shit, we might have to slow-mo that! What is in- what is he carrying?
Is that a bird?
Oh, shit.
Why does he have a bird?
Why are you guys typing numbers?
Pigeons?
Kinda sus.
Dude sus.
What the fuck?
Some nature on good or bad.
Oh.
Sorry about that.
You know.
Okay. Crash is a wedding.
Might have to analyze the bulge here.
Hold on.
here hold on just the best look we get at the costume I mean it's not CGI it's
not fake but I'm gonna be honest it's giving Spooderman it looks it's just
not like it's not latex it just looks like he made it out of cloth but
definitely a nice ball's going on there you're not one of my students are you
Oh
Who's that guy
Who is this chat
Who is this filming and filming and filming and filming and I'm not add that up to date on the Marvel verse
I'm huge up to date on a spidey verse, but the Marvel verse in general not that much up to date. Who is this guy?
It's not diddy chat
Severance? It's just a random black guy? I'll go.
Can't even see.
Maybe a new villain!
Because it looked like he was in this look. It looked like that was him in the costume, no?
He could control shit with his mind.
You're the one who's immune to it.
Wait, what?
What do you think they're looking for?
Oh my god, we have a new villain!
That's Sadie Sink?
Oh my god, she can control she with her mind?
Oh, see, you stumbled across my board. I'm not one of those weirdos, I swear.
He's a little weird. I'm NJ.
I can't be the only one that just hopes that she ends up remembering him and they end up together, bro.
like I can't be the only one bro they need to end up together and she needs to
remember him dude like I feel like what's gonna happen is Ned is gonna
somehow remember him first that's what's gonna happen he's somehow gonna
remember him first through some shit and then it's gonna lead into her
remembering him or I'm not one of those weirdos I swear he's a little weird I'm
I'd be fucking sick bro off I were him I'm not gonna lie I'm fucking web-slinging the
fuck out of that guy
you're not gonna get away with this wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
So the villain, Sadie Sink, controls other people.
Chat, watch, watch, she controls other people.
See how it's this guy, watch.
Can you get rid of that monster?
Then it goes to this girl and watch how it goes out of her
into someone else, watch.
Inside you.
Think I might go see how MJ's doing.
See?
She controls other people with her mind.
Get out of my way with this.
But he might.
I didn't know you could get that big.
No way Hulk becomes a villain!
What?
You called it?
Yeah, I know I called it because I know how these spider-man movies work.
It's the same plot almost every time.
Some shit happens with his Spider-Man senses or his mutation or his spidey problems.
He goes to a professor or someone who knows more than him, he starts out helping him and
then he turns into a villain.
It literally happens every time, bro.
How the fuck?
Why is Hulk a villain?
You're not going to get away with this.
But he might.
I didn't know you could get that big.
We're going to be kicked back.
We're going to be kicked back.
We're going to be kicked.
You just have to trust me.
Fun.
This whole thing can get really scary.
Who the hell is that?
What the hell are you?
What the hell are you?
Frank, please.
I don't have anywhere else to go.
By the people.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is when it starts.
Her and MJ, him and MJ.
Oh my god.
They're going to be back together.
Oh, they're so cute together.
What the hell are you?
Frank, please.
I don't have anywhere else to go.
By the people who love you.
She's going to let him go once.
Nothing will be cursed here in here.
Is that Deadpool?
You?
She's going to let him go once.
Who is that? Who the fuck are these ninjas?
That's Red Hand?
Oh shit, I don't even know who that is.
The Hand.
So his name is The Hand. I've never heard of this villain before.
I've never heard of this villain because you're here you better do something you better do
it now oh my god he fully mutates he fully mutates into into a spider wait I'm not going
lie I don't think we've seen a spider man yet that fully mutates have we he's
fully mutated at this point
huh what's up okay I'm in the middle reaction is sure what's up it might take
about ten minutes yeah sure what so we were just having a three-seat there so
We were just having a camera's gonna see her when she so we were just having a little discussion, okay?
and
I kind of had the thought do do you think it is gay?
To get pegged by a girl
Yes
Really? Yes, if you're if you're having your girl
put a fake penis on to fuck you in the ass you're just you're just gay but you
like you're in the closet still okay but when you say it like that a fake
penis what if it's just an object that just means you want to dick in your
ass but like you have a girlfriend so you can't like come out the closet and
imitate so here let me lay this on you you ready okay let's say dad okay dad is
What stop just just let me finish okay, okay, let's say dad
Well, sorry ready for this. Let's say dad
Let's
Let's say dad. We know he's a married man. He has no interest in dudes, right? She just enjoys
Things in his butt right just like girls do just like girls up some girls do
We know that doesn't though
How do we know that? How do we know mom doesn't strap something because I because I
He's my dad and he raised me and I know that if I'm gonna be honest
You know exactly what dad would call someone if
If he found out there was someone going something going up his ass
You know exactly what word he would call them and I just I know dad wouldn't do that
But there's dudes out there who are married and have zero interest in another like everything about a girl
We just enjoy the feeling of a of something nearby
Russell for all we know
I'm sorry, if there's if there's something you want to tell me
I'm not gay
I'm not gay. I just disagree. It's a feeling if somebody enjoys the feeling
Doesn't mean that they like everything about a guy or like men. They just enjoy the feeling. No, they like gay sex
No
Doesn't mean that they enjoy a man
And I've never experienced it and I don't think I could ever burn myself to it.
I'm just thinking to myself, there's no way.
Bro, I was showing that the bed rocks a lot.
It's all I'm doing.
Actually, I'm right here.
Oh my God.
I want you to know that you're my brother.
And no matter what, whether you're gay, whether you like things up your ass, whether you like
getting pegged, whether you like having sex with men, you're already going to be my brother
and I accept you no matter what okay okay yeah but i'm not i'm not gay i just wanted to know like
maybe maybe you would say no say no to what because all right another real quick if you
ended up something ended up going in your butt and you're like oh my god wait i kind of like that
does it mean you're gonna say oh my god a man just walked in here he's so hot well no but here's
here's the thing it's a little gateway right so first things first stick a little finger up the
butt right then you're like okay wait that felt kind of good that felt kind of good next thing you
know you got a rainbow dildo going up the buck because you want to see what
feel that I feel better and then before you know it Damien from down the street
the gas stations coming over Friday nights and he's fucking you right so it
could it's just like and that's fine that's completely fine but but personally
I would not get paid no I don't I don't have any interest in anything going up my
But okay, and that's I think that's that's that's this case for a lot of a lot of a lot of straight men
You know, yeah, it's it's completely valid
I just wanted to get your thoughts on it
Like do you think if you were interested like that would be something I like your girlfriend would do if you wanted it or do
They do you think you'd like you know, that's gay. I don't know. I don't I don't know it doesn't matter because I don't want
I don't want to get paid. I don't want anything on my butt. I don't want anything in my house
Oh, that doesn't like appeal here. Here's some tears. I'm ready. Yeah, I bass dad on stream
Is it gay? I said music man. You were there filming with me. I asked him
No, I asked him the exact question. Is it gay if a dude in like something likes butt stuff?
But what the girl and he said no dad literally said no
It's all yo, what are you guys sent bro?
What are you guys just you have this in just I think?
Yo, what your old Facebook? No, bro. I have a pot. I have a public Instagram. No, this is your old Facebook
You can have a Facebook. Yes, you do Luke Fosco
I have a public Instagram with like a dudes dick on it okay anyway for you it's not it's
not a dudes dick it's like it's like okay you're okay it's oh my god I just got myself
into it okay can you tell me what it is it's how are you in the Bahamas and always inside
brother we were outside for like eight hours today it's 10 p.m. go complain in another shed
Yeah, you bring your old watch what time are you looking at? Huh? It's 10. It's 10 p.m. It is it's a
658 no, that's three hours behind that's a late-time buddy. Oh you're selling a late-time
I'm not gay guys. I'm just I'm just it's a it's just a thought
I'm sure a lot of people in here who aren't gay, but enjoy butt stuff as a man
Okay, Chad is there anybody in here who enjoys butt stuff, but isn't gay
Okay.
Do you know what my old inserimic word?
I'm casual, I'm sure.
Wait, why?
No, no, it's not actually a penis.
They're saying no.
How is no one saying yes?
Me, slushy said me.
Yes, yes, me.
See, there's some people in here, me on God.
Yes, listen, okay.
To each his own, bro, I don't judge anybody's kinks
or I don't judge anybody what anybody likes
or I don't judge what anybody wants done to their butthole
or I don't judge, I don't judge any of that shit, bro.
You know what I mean?
Drew enjoys it.
Should I just Drew?
Drew!
Let me go out.
Come here real quick!
It's your 70s, it's your 70s.
Nothing, Drew, just calm.
Just come here, Drew.
Can you be honest and not like...
No, Drew, I wanna tell you,
don't just do this, but if people call you gay, okay?
Actually give your honest opinion.
Your opinion, okay?
I came in here and my thought was Drew Wall.
No, no, no, no.
Don't say him.
It was Drew.
It was, it was, don't just do it because people's opinions.
Be honest, okay?
If you were a man and you're not gay.
I've already heard this conversation in my life.
Yes.
Can you point the camera that way real quick?
That's like pointing that way at the wall.
Yeah, you're up.
Okay, there we go.
He definitely likes it up his ass for sure, I could just tell him by the way he said it.
He was scared to say it because he knows it.
I don't know man, I mean we gotta get something about Russell.
I think it's someone who agreed with me.
No, because it's not like a real, like, that's just, I mean bro, that's what you like, bro,
that's fine.
No, I don't know if I like it.
I would say, here's what I would say.
And I could be completely wrong.
This could be my opinion.
But I'd say that if someone has a girlfriend,
a guy has a girlfriend,
and they are getting pegged by their girlfriend
or getting like playing with their butt
or like vibrators in their ass,
I would say that down the line throughout their life,
75% of the time they eventually end up realizing,
Oh, I'm gay, which is fine.
There's nothing wrong with that at all.
I just think, you know what I mean?
So my main thing is I think us as a society
has made anything involving a butt is gay.
Anything.
If you even rub your butt in any way, you're immediately gay.
That's just society has made that a thing.
But girls can do it.
And it's completely fine.
It's not a goal.
I'm kidding them.
That's why.
Hey, remind you, okay?
I'm going to end.
I'm going to play UFC 6.
Okay?
Good day today.
Thanks, guys.
Hama's authority's closed beach to your beached whale, I'm sure.
Oh my God, it's good.
Bro, this fake-ass news story.
What are y'all sending in my shit?
Oh my God, it's good.
Hold on.
Keep it there.
Keep it there.
What are you doing?
I'm just gonna end just so they can see real quick. I think it's a I gotta finish this show
I'm actually only only like 10 minutes left of this trailer. So we only got like 10 minutes left
All right, but I think you guys for uh, you know, they're just
Is this gay
So Chet, is his eyes black because he's mutating into a spider or because of Venom?
Because this could be Venom taking over, no?
I guess we don't know.
Oh my God, his hair.
No matter how powerful.
Oh my God!
Oh my god, his hair, no matter how powerful he is.
Oh my god!
What is that move?
I forget it.
No matter how powerful he is.
I miss you, mate.
Rest in peace, mate.
I'm telling you a moment of silence for me, bro.
I miss you, mate.
I'm telling you a moment of silence for me, bro.
Crazy lag.
Let me know when we're back.
Let me know when we're back.
Oh my god, Hulk's coming down.
Oh, it's actually Spider-Man vs Hulk.
That's kind of crazy.
Is that not not even think about like is this not crazy we're seeing spider-man verse the
Hulk I don't know how I feel I don't really like that I don't really like that Spidey
He versed the Hulk. He doesn't feel right. It doesn't feel right at all
Huh all right, just give me a sec
Give me a sec
I'm not in high school anymore. Oh
She's trying to be a big stretcher. It's so good for you. Okay
Okay, they still got some of the comedy I like that some of the best scenes from all the spider-man's are like don't say us
Some of the best scenes from Spider-Man are Peter Parker having an actual personality being funny, creating a comedy in the movie.
This is a comedy scene, this is funny.
Oh, did you stretch your big stretcher?
It's so good for you.
You ready?
Wow, I bought a ticket by the way Chad, I'm going to see it the day it premieres.
I'm going to see this movie the day it premieres.
Oh, I actually can't wait, bro.
So, here's all the things I hope happens for this movie, okay?
All the things I hope in this movie are number one,
I hope that we see him get to,
I hope we see Spider-Man for the first time ever,
get to his maximum ability,
like fully mutated into a spider,
which I think we're gonna see.
Number two, I hope that MJ and Ned both remember Peter Parker,
and that whole situation gets fixed.
And number three, I hope Hulk is not a villain the whole movie.
Surely Hulk is not a villain the entire movie, right?
Ready?
Ready?
Hmm, banger.
Looks like a banger.
Looks like a banger.
Nice little quick reaction, not a bad shot at all.
Thousands of streamers and content creators
lined up outside the Hawks Arena in Atlanta
for Tyson at Shreemer University.
Yo, Chad, serious question.
Out of all these thousands of people,
how many do you think have streamed
for two consecutive days in the last three months?
Actual, like actual question.
None. Now there's definitely some. There's definitely some.
This isn't a line though. This is a fucking mosh pit.
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Oh
This shit is all about y'all this shit is insane holy motion, man, bro. Holy motion, man
Kevin Love could reportedly join the Lakers
the fuck?
I'm not gonna get excited I get sassy bro
the fuck?
that's funny
Ronaldo's stats vs. Messi's the debate is over bro it's one game is one game
no way you guys are saying that the goat debate is over after one game are we
serious? You guys are saying the goat debate is over after one game, when they
didn't even play each other. Wait, rage without the core house?
I can't do it no more, man! I can't! Oh, sinner! You hear me?
What the fuck are y'all sending?
Dude treating food as a sport
But I'm telling you Applebee's bro Applebee's your Applebee's you get the chicken quesadilla and the app sampler
I'm having to finish an artichoke dip I'd share you get
Mini cheeseburgers cheeseburgersiders chicken quesadilla and then you could also do the grilled chicken and shrimp
It's called bourbon grilled chicken shrimp or you could do the
Um, it's 4, she's mac-
It's facts, it's facts, Applebee's is gas.
Silky gets denied.
Hey, come on, dude, I just wanted to tell you that that watch is sparking lovely.
Hey, pig, take it out.
Actually, no.
Wait, he went his Cody Woo!
This set up is amazing.
Dude, do you mind if I hurt one?
Okay, between what?
I mean, do you have like a, uh, sugar-free?
Yes, I do.
Can't get the cards wrong.
You got like a key or something?
A what?
Like a key.
A key?
Not open or something.
Um, oh.
You have anything about me?
Tellin' her it's for true university?
What's the other?
Like, my father wants to donate to...
No!
Yeah, but what the fuck?
Oh my god.
Woo, might've just sold!
Okay, let's go ahead and mine this.
Wait, what the fuck did we here?
Dude, dude, wait!
Call the cops!
Come on, dude!
I had to really shock them!
I had to really shock them!
Wait, before you...
I did it!
I'm trying to show you how to help me shock on!
I haven't seen you!
I don't see you!
Okay, watch this.
Alright.
So, what you wanna do is you wanna...
Get a little set me, brother!
Look at me when you don't break ass.
No, I'm sempre,食 theoretical for now Typical fucking
It is on the career
It is not
Breaking
You think it actually
was
Shut
the difficult
a
fucking
you
Yo woo, this is not how you shotgun bro, you're supposed to drink out the hole like this.
He's got his whole lips wrapped around that shit deep throat in it.
Not only did he shotgun it the wrong way, but he's got his whole mouth around the whole
Bro! This is not how you shot gun!
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to drink it! The keyway!
Yo! No! Sookie! Oh my God! This is bad! Oh my God! This is bad! This is terrible
clips!
Nah, this is the new way.
I see that was a dick in the QA. No
What up, bro, how you doing game?
Yo
Streamer you auditions
It may decrease the thing every my life is fucking happy. I cannot believe this up. I still think I'm dreaming
I've been crying, but it's tears of joy and I'm a shock still.
I'm here in ATL for the Streamer University auditions after we're all away from Sweden.
Spent most of my money to come here. You know, just taking a risk.
Just taking a risk.
Can't y'all think he's getting in?
It got cancelled.
Yesterday it got cancelled. So now we switch to tomorrow the 17th of June at 1pm.
He announced the location at 9 a.m
So what am I friend do I just update my friend on the six I'm not go library
I don't got time for a three-minute story. I'm keeping it real issue, bro
But hey, I hope I hope everything went good in the thing, bro
My focus can't even have a bad game no more like God forbid someone have a bad game, right?
Is that diamond with sin? Oh god
This might be a crazy take she would actually be fucking hilarious as your university
She would actually be so funny as for university, but I don't know if saying you want his BB
I don't I don't know I don't know if I get
I don't think I could help with that in this instance because I think it might be
For the conflict, in fact, it might...
Uh, but you should...
I'm a club.
You should shoot or shoot.
I stopped outside for three days for this.
Oh, brother.
To date him?
Yeah, to date him.
Bro, Diamond, you should try out for the cheerleading team.
For StreamerU, you should try out for the cheerleading team.
And your list is X?
Yes.
Wait, she said she's my X?
I stopped outside for three days for this.
To date him?
All I want to do is-
And your laces X?
Yeah.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
DADDY- YO WHAT?!
And your laces X and she says yes.
Oh, hell no.
Why are y'all saying con?
This is not my X.
Three days.
Okay, I thought it was glorious then.
That was a- okay.
That was-
No, I didn't-
Okay, well, she's doing a-
I- I didn't-
I
Ben gets denied
You deny me from everybody what Adam Bennett your house face given eight dinners
I didn't help you when you fell off and you had girl issue all this fucking shit, man
So I don't even need to shut the shit up. It's all good, bro
I thought you my man. You let all this fucking cameras and shit get your fucking head. Oh shit
You cut them fucking dreads and that's what that's what the fucking
Shit
This is impossible, bro
STABLE RENALDO HAS FOUND ANCE RUNNING ARROUND IN THE CORE HOUSE
ahhh no
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wow.
I'm just like stop.
So, why do we have the ants in our house?
Oh, no.
Why is my name there?
It's because y'all leave the door open.
Here's the thing though, Chad.
I don't think it is cause we leave the door open.
I don't think it is cause we leave the door open.
Cause the first spot that we found in Ant Infestation
was in Drew's bedroom,
in here like around his sink.
And Drew never leaves his door open.
And then we found some in a Daps room,
in a Daps bathroom.
And then we found some in Leigh's bedroom.
And now they made their way to the main house.
All right.
You're a fat bitch whale.
You, okay, Jesus Christ.
Maud's maybe being this guy?
We've been called Drake?
Oh, you're there.
Yeah, this is the Atlanta, yeah, the Atlanta Imperson, yes.
I thought he was at Applebee's this time, that's true.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my God, bro, I was kind of seeing yes immediately.
So tell him the thing that we talked about.
So he basically said he wanna wear my chain
so he could let me in Strim University.
You want your own?
Oh.
Hey Ben, hey Ben, for the sake of your career,
you better do what you gotta do, whatever.
Okay, all right, all right.
What?
I haven't done worse. Oh my yo drink is the coolest guy ever, bro. Wait, you dropped a new song chat. Is it good or no?
I'm with the bees, I'm with the bees, no money with me
It's, I'm with the bees, no money with me
it's yeah, oh, oh
I'm with the mails, I'm with the criminals
Money and limited baby, money and limited baby
Money and limited, money and limited
Money ain't no better, no better
No turning into cash, no chasing
I'm a million seppert, no game, no game
No, one has to stay on track, I got you
I've got a son of a bitch, I got myself
I got my car... car, car, car, car, car, car, car
car, car
Anything else I missed, Chet?
Anything else I missed?
Streamer Reuel responds to Lacey saying,
streamers should have networked with other
smaller creators while waiting in line.
By no will.
Second off, if all these streamers are in one place
in a room, instead of complaining about waiting
and being there, network, talk to other streamers,
create content.
Lacey, first of all, I respect you.
You know, I used to camera for you, but trust me.
After I got pushed for the first couple of months,
hours and I made inside the gym. You didn't think I didn't try doing that. First two hours,
we were sitting on bleachers. The dude was telling us to sit down 24-7. When I had the chance to get
up and do content, I did. I really did. And after the applications, the first round of applications.
Yo, it's not the same shirt. You can have multiple black shirts, chat. I was out,
I'm not wearing the same shirt I wore yesterday. You can have multiple black shirts. That's a thing,
you know that's a thing I really did and after the applications the first round
of applications when I had to meet that first dude and they told us we had to be
in one classroom trust me I tried doing content with the amount of people that I
could do content with because when I was in that room there was only four to five
shimmers that actually did content everybody else in that room was only
there because they saw something on TikTok saying oh guys that was my whole
point though. First off, nobody like nobody it was no one told you you had to go wait in line. No
one told you you had to go to this event and sit in line and do that. Like no one can control
kids pushing and trucking you to get in line, bro. That's no one's fault. Like that's no one's fault
but the kids pushing and trucking. But this was my whole point is that there was a room full
of streamers and nobody was trying to make content. They're all just sitting there. I was literally
My boy, I want to be doing console not gonna lie. I look like a skinny queen here
Body's looking T looking like an actual skinny queen here
Oh like that
And also I wanted to come here and apologize for everything that I said on my tweets firstly
I'm sorry to anyone that hurt or offended due to the negligence of my words
I was emotional and obviously hurts. I could definitely say I used the wrong words. I wasn't hating on Kai
No, I don't even know what he's talking about. I didn't see him. I knew not everyone was going to see him
I didn't go in there, expecting out-
Okay.
Lacey, your fat ass gotta hit the gym. Nice, bro.
Keep posting edited pictures of me when I'm not even that fat.
Fuck you, you little bitch.
How's that? Huh? How's that?
Oh.
Meh.
Who is this?
Whyyyyyyy? I see you!
What the fuck is that?
Is that a fucking totem?
Mommy come come come mommy
Mommy!
Mommy I want some mommy's mother!
What the hell man?
Hey, what the hell?
Let me see.
Hey, Poppy, don't touch me, Poppy. Just look.
Get touched.
Just look, not touch.
No, no, no, no, no. Just look.
Okay, we are...
Just look. I need to fix the picture.
I did...
are you serious i don't talk okay yes you are yes you are what are you doing i don't
talk to me what are you doing yeah you know i can feel you are you serious are you serious
Wait, what is KR?
They're all ass.
Broader's gotta be a gaming laptop where you can play like, like actually play games.
I just want to get a new gaming laptop.
For a sense, we're going to be traveling so much.
Like I want to get like the best of the best you can get.
Like what's the best of the best gaming laptop you can get?
I feel like it would be better to just get a mini PC, like a travel PC.
But the bad family need to get two monitors.
Plus we want to travel with two monitors too with back then again.
What about that thing that Jason has where it's the main monitor
and you attach it on the side and it.
has a laptop.
Mini PC suck.
Not if you build it good enough though.
I'm a crazy ship.
I'm genuinely going to create some shit where it's like
I'm a crazy ship.
No, it's called.
You think you would call Saeed.
I know a laptop's better for traveling chat.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
I'm trying to figure out what one,
You know what I mean
You call them
I just farted
Get the MSI Titan 18 HX dragon edition
No, you're on stream let's answer the question
You're on stream, but they see the question. Yeah, what's the question?
Sayin, what's the best gaming laptop possible?
But like like like like how much do you need to spend for like a go to gaming?
Holy fuck this one's five bands what does this come with though?
like what specs are TX 5080 in Intel Core Ultra 9.
Wait, he said 5080.
5080.
And then it's a little Intel Core Ultra 9 series two.
That was pretty good.
But six terabyte six terabyte
Well, no, I know I'm talking about for like for like traveling and shit like travel streams
I want the best gaming laptop possible
So like right now if I wanted to I could actually load up and play for me like on this computer. I can't
Make sure that it has enough RAM because laptops are usually like full of bloke like bloke wear and stuff like that.
What the fuck? What is a bloke wear?
It's like all the band-aid stuff that's reinstalled instead of appearing.
You were betting this laptop every 60 seconds last night?
Alright.
What's your amp that's in there?
Ah, 64 gigabytes.
Okay, yeah, it's in your phone.
Okay. Alright, thank you, Said.
I
What what is your league's number?
Yeah, we you do me a favor drew lock hitting is there anybody could talk to check I've got a
Is that what it is you think
Yeah, do pina coladas make you shit like really bad listen out chat because it's diarrhea
It's quick, but you guys got to deal with drew for literally like a minute, bro
Why do you say it like that? Why is this he's so warm get a tee tee 3000. What's a tee 3000?
Let me see
Stop calling me a fat-ass
T3000 laptop
This is 80 what is what is it how is this $88,000
Doesn't go in all the way
So what we do for how is this shit 88 bands
You leak why did I leak well
W. Rums. What could I have leaked?
There's nothing on here to leak. What are you guys saying?
Rums, let's watch Ron. You guys don't want to watch me?
the dashboard but there's nothing on the dashboard what are you saying
why are these laptops so expensive
and so confused
exclamation mark og rums out of twitter what
eww that's actually disgusting
what's going on on the calm let's see
Hello refresh in the calm
never knew you were this obese that tight-ass shirt
yo lacy can you name this player bro this is um
harry kane
on god it's bro this is definitely harry kane isn't it
he's it he's um he's the one guy from fornite
did i get it or my god i actually got it
no we got you doing it
name this player name this player
wait name the player
i don't know unless you already did the statement who is this guy
wait
chris pratt
no it's not it's a soccer player
don't look at the chat
okay
that's gonna be it's not in boppe
that's gonna be
gonna be uh
dan belic
bro it's a guy from fornite he's from fornite
soccer player from fornite
bro stop trying to read the chat
Bro, it's Harry Kane.
I would never, I don't even know if that is a never-guess show.
I guess he'd be there.
I guess I'd be there, I'm gone.
That's a chat, that's a chat.
See where I got my good stuff here.
Looks like fuckin' Chris Pratt, bro.
How soon do you think you're unsealing it off?
Just because you have to do something before you get on?
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