Lacy
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06-22-2026 ยท 7h 26m
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Oh, that's the day.
That's the day.
That's good.
Yes.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, how y'all doing?
How y'all doing?
How y'all doing today?
How's everybody in the chat feeling?
How's everybody doing?
Everybody feeling good?
Everybody having a good fucking day, man?
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
Wait, what's today?
What is today's day?
No, a little uneducated over here.
It's OK.
What is today's day again?
Monday, wait, it's Monday?
Monday, more like the day after Sunday.
Not knowing the day has to be,
not knowing the day has to do with education.
What does that even mean, bro?
Are you trying to say that I'm not fucking smart?
Is that what you're trying to say?
Are you trying to say I'm not a fucking smart guy?
I got news for you buttercup from the smartest on the island.
That's right chat.
I bought an island today.
Not in my island.
I'm going to just say a random shit.
I'm literally just saying shit.
Guys.
Today is a very important day.
Over the last three weeks, me and Ark have grinded our way.
From division three
all the way up to division one.
And today is my first ever division one FNCS cup.
That's right, me and Arc are playing division one tonight.
In four hours, we have division one for the first time.
Now I have a question.
How many points is qual?
How many points is qual for division one?
Wait, 600?
On West, it's 600!
Put it on God!
It's four points per kill?
Oh, shit.
Oh, god.
two days. Okay, I mean, bro, I feel like I feel like me and art can do that. I feel
like me and art can do that because you got to understand mixing one of the top
pros in the world and putting arc on my team is only gonna guarantee
qualms, bro. It's literally only gonna guarantee qualms. You have one of the top
pros in the entire world and then you have arc on the same team like bro there's
no way we don't call for divisional bottles you're not a pro wait what is that
emo don't do it what is it don't do it emo bro what the fuck is that
And Bopay, what about him Bopay?
Also a few things that I want to, I want to, we got to, I got to tell y'all real quick,
okay?
A few things I got to tell y'all real quick.
Number one, number one, I'm going to be completely honest.
I don't know if I'm going to IRL today, okay?
I'm being straight up, I'm being honest.
As you guys know, I went to the Diamond Gym two days ago and I'm not kidding when I tell
y'all this, I don't think it was a good idea to have not worked out for the last six months
in my first workout in half a year, be the diamond gym
because I have never felt the amount of pain
that my body is in ever in my life.
I'm not kidding.
I had to have Darla put my headphones on my head
because I can't reach my arm.
I can't physically get my arm up here.
Like this is as far as my arm can go
because it hurts so bad all throughout here.
It's, it's, it's, I think I might like tore something
or some shit, bro.
It's generally excruciating pain.
And then, and then my legs,
I can't walk up and down the stairs.
Like I literally can't walk up and down the stairs
because of how bad my legs hurt.
It's called being sore.
Okay, yes, I know it's called being sore,
but here's where you guys don't understand.
Everybody is saying, oh, gross sore for the first time.
No, dude, I just didn't work out for six months.
And then my first workout was the diamond gym,
where I had to do a thousand reps.
That's not a normal welcome back to the gym.
That's not normal.
A thousand reps is cap.
Yo, wait till the video drops.
You think I'm sitting here lying about a thousand reps?
Wait till the video drops.
Just wait, wait, just wait, wait.
It's on camera.
It is on camera.
Say cap all you want.
That shit is in 4k.
I know you were eating mid-workout. I wasn't. I thought that shit very serious. I'm not gonna lie
I took the diamond gym very very serious. I was locked in. I wasn't I wasn't trolling. I wasn't farming content
I was literally in there. Just trying my hardest to complete it. I barely even talked in the video
I'm gonna be honest. I barely talked you'll see when the video comes out. I
Barely talked I was fully just locked in trying to actually complete the diamond gym at one point. I almost cried
because of how bad it hurt. I was over the garbage can a few times and it was it was an
experience man. It was the hardest, I'm gonna be honest, it was the hardest thing I've done
in my life. You said you did cry. I mean I didn't like cry cry. I had tears in my
eyes though. I had tears in my eyes. But it was, it was, I, I, I, I don't know, I, I personally,
I don't think I'd go back. Just because like, bro, much more, we worked out for three hours,
like just straight three hours of working out. Dude, the three hours of working out
on the diamond gym in one day is more exercise
than I've done in the last year.
Crying over working out.
Yo, okay, so let me ask you a question.
When you just did 500 reps
and then you have to do 1,000 more
and then you have to go right into 150 pushups
and you can't even get your body off the ground
because your arms hurt so bad,
you're gonna cry, bro.
You're gonna cry.
Like you guys are saying cry in over the gym.
Yeah, you're gonna cry.
That shit hurts.
It hurts unless you guys think you're Superman.
I can't even drink my drink, my arms hurt so bad.
That's light work, okay.
I guess that's light work.
Did Marlin cry?
No, Marlin did not cry, bro.
But there were times, I'm telling y'all right now,
Marlin, I thought Marlin was a superhero
going into the diamond gym.
After a diamond gym, I realized Marlin is human.
There were times when Marlin fell due to push-ups.
Be honest, there is.
There were times where Marlin was due to push-ups
and his arms gave out and he fell.
And he fell flat on his chest just like I did, bro.
AI.
So when Marlin fails, it's AI.
Okay, oh my God, this chat.
Oh my God, you guys just, you guys literally,
Just suck that shit.
Holy fuck.
I guess we are.
You are, you guys are literally sucking and ducking that shit.
So every time you die today,
you're gonna blame the diamond gym noticing.
No, bro, no, I'm not making excuses.
I'm not making excuses.
I'm just telling y'all right now,
Like, I would IRL a little bit today,
but my body, how did Ron do?
Ron did really good.
Everybody did really good, but I'm gonna be honest.
Everybody did really good.
But you guys are gonna have to watch the video
to see who completed it, who didn't complete it,
who gave up, who didn't give up, who pushed through.
Y'all are gonna have to watch the video
when it comes out next week.
It's as simple as that.
but I'm gonna tell y'all right now.
The New York trip, all the guys,
that was honestly some of the most fun I've had
in a long time, bro.
From the Diamond Jim video, it's gonna be a banger video.
Then we filmed another video,
and the other video that we filmed is actually,
I honestly think the second video
is our best video we've ever done.
And then also just hanging out off stream,
Going to the city doing a bunch of stuff. It was actually a really fun trick
But I'm so excited when y'all CD these next two videos are bangers, bro
Like the next two core videos are insane. You guys are gonna love both of them
Give me 10 reps right now, I'm not working out ever again. I'm not working out ever again
I'm not working out I
I quit. I quit. Of course. No, no, no. I mean, I'm gonna be honest. Can I ask y'all actual
question? Can you guys, can we get core streams? All right. So I'm gonna tell y'all what's
going on in this next like, all right. So I'm gonna just run y'all through my schedule.
You know, we're back on desktop. Just got back from the Bahamas, got back from New
York. I'm gonna run y'all through a little mini schedule. Okay. So today and tomorrow,
You have FNCS with our division one cups.
That's gonna be today and tomorrow's stream
is gonna be FNCS grinding that, playing those tournaments.
Okay?
Then on the 25th, me and Marlin are flying to Dallas.
Oh wait, I'll wait for that ad, hold on.
Everybody click the link, click, click, click, click,
click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click,
click, click, click, click.
I'll wait for that, I'll wait for that.
Let me know what it's done, let me know what it's done.
We good, all right.
So today and tomorrow, FNCS with ARC division one.
Then on the 25th, me and Marlin are going to Dallas
and we're going to the Japan versus Sweden World Cup game.
My first ever World Cup game in person
that I'm gonna be going to.
It's just gonna be me and Marlin selfie sticking
at the Japan and Sweden game.
Marlin obviously is from Sweden
But personally, I'm putting my money on Japan.
I'm betting on Japan, bro.
Just being honest, I'm betting on Japan.
And then on the 26th,
oh, then the 25th that night,
I don't know if I'm spoiling,
fucking I'm gonna spoil.
We're doing, oh wait, should I spoil?
Fuck it, I mean, someone's gotta say it eventually.
It's three days from now.
We're doing the first ever core game night,
the night of the 25th.
So we're gonna be playing that painting game
where you like hide and shit and you paint yourself
like a wall and shit.
We're playing that game.
I'm gonna be playing from my setup in Dallas at Clix's
because I'm gonna be staying at Clix's when I'm there.
And then the 26th is one of two options.
Number one, I'm either gonna stay in Dallas
and try to do a stream of Clix
Or if we get tickets, me and Marlin might fly to Boston
that morning for the...
Me and Marlin might fly to Boston
for the Norway versus France game,
depending on if we can get into that game.
So, 26 is finals, no, no, no, 27th is finals.
27th is finals, right?
That's what Fortnite tweeted.
Fortnite tweeted that 27th was the finals.
Yeah, 27th is finals.
So then, 26th will either be a stream with clicks
Dallas I haven't even told clicks about that yet, so I'm kind of just gonna force them into it
I I I gave up on asking clicks to do streams
I'm just gonna fucking show up to Dallas show up do its place and just force them to do it
I don't really care anymore and
Then I'm gonna fly back on
The 27th and we have division cup finals. Hopefully if me and our qual and then
And yeah, so that's like the next five days.
And then France-Norway is better.
Yeah, I know.
I want to go to the France-Norway game.
I want to go to the France-Norway game,
but it just all matters on if we can go.
But on the 28th, there is a round of 32 knockout match in LA.
So I was thinking, maybe depending on who's playing,
I could go to the LA game, the knockout match in LA.
I don't know who to go with though.
I want to go with Ron, because I know
Ron hasn't been to a game either.
So I kind of want to just go with Ron to that game.
Um, and then on July 2nd, I think, yeah, July 2nd, I'm going to Canada for the first time.
I'm going to Toronto and I'm going to be in Toronto for two days.
Um, I'm going to, there's this Team Canada basketball game and I'm going to that game
And then I'm also going to, oh what else, oh a World Cup game in Toronto that I'm going to.
In Toronto there's a World Cup game, I'm going to that. And then after that I'm flying to Calgary,
Canada and I'm going to this thing called, I don't know if y'all know what this is,
apparently it's super popular in Canada, it's called the Stampede. It's in Calgary,
But it's called the stampede basically it's this huge like festival
rodeo type thing
And I'm gonna like I'm gonna go to the rodeo obviously I'm gonna have a look I'm gonna dress in a cowboy bum
I'm gonna be a cowboy bro, and I'm gonna go to the stampede
I'm gonna go to like the festival the fair, but I low key need someone to come with me
So who should I bring the Canada with me? I
Need to bring a key someone to Canada with me
No fourth of July party this year? No, not this year, not this year. Unfortunately, we
can't host a party here, bro. Ron, Silky. I don't think they'll come. You're supposed
to be playing in this? Yeah, I'm going to be playing in this. I'm also playing in
this the 100 players og fortnight tournament 33 pro 66 creators trios
july 5th i'm gonna be playing in this um so there's a shit ton of stuff y'all
not gonna lie july is genuinely packed bro and i don't know if this is true
but i saw this tweet in the com today um let me find it real quick okay so
YouTube posted this. More stops on the 2026 tour. And it says Fanatics Fest, July 16th to 19th.
Open Sauce, July 17th to 19th. And Streamer University's right in the middle.
Oh, this is fake?
Oh, I thought this was real.
Wait, so who posted this?
Where did this picture originate from?
I posted it.
It's fake. Oh, I thought that was real.
Wait, Yoxic did? Hold on.
Bro, Yoxic did not post it. What are you saying?
Where did that picture come from?
Somebody find me where that picture originated from.
Right now. Find it for me right now.
right now. Hold on. From Kaisenat Updates. I'm dedicated to finding this. It's on the
stream your university Twitter page.
Because now I'm mad confused. Now YouTube news and events. So it's not fake. You
guys are just dumb. Oh my God, someone did fake it. Wait, someone did fake it. Someone
put them, yo, wait, it got removed off the website, but it was real.
probably fake. It's probably fake. But if this was on the website and was removed, that would put
streamer university during the same days as fanatics fest. And isn't this the same day as the World Cup
finals too? I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I would probably skip the World Cup finals to go.
just saying that might be crazy that might be crazy to say take darleta
canada with you Darcy updates okay y'all snowy stop posting on your all bro
y'all Lacey not gonna lie we love that you're trying to do a whole bunch of
content but we low-key like you doing desktop and interacting with us please
stop doing so much shit I mean at this point like I just can't win anymore
like I just can't win anymore if I if I do desktops and don't plan shit you guys
spam non-ten where's the content go do something but then when I plan a whole
bunch of shit and do shit y'all say oh stop doing so much shit we like
desktopping like bro I literally just can't win anymore I can't win yo radio
Oh, thanks for the five gifted brother you're for the five gifted
And then there's a picture near the pink it literally says made with AI at the bottom
Wait, do you guys think Brayden want to come to Canada with me call Brayden
Calling Brayden
Yo, Lacey, what's up?
Yo, Brady, I'm on stream.
Me, too.
Oh, okay, listen, I have a question, dude.
Yeah, yeah, what's up?
So, I'm going on a trip to Canada in early July.
I'm going to Calgary for like two days,
and there's this thing called the Calgary Stampede,
where basically it's like a whole festival
and it's a whole stampede like a rodeo and shit.
Do you want to come?
Oh, that's when I throw the cheese down the hill and we have to go catch it?
What?
Yeah, it's like you throw the cheese down the hill and then whoever gets to the bottom first catches it, you go like that, right?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck?
Oh, you're watching the game?
Yes bro, I was born in France, you know that?
No, you were not born in France bro, you were born in...
You were probably born in some sweet-ass town.
Sweet-ass town?
Yes.
You were born in the trenches in France bro.
I was born in the Eiffel Tower.
Yo, you are not a France fan bro.
Bro, do not tell them where I'm from.
I was born in Europe, you were not born in Europe.
I was born in Spain.
You were born in Spain, you said you were born in Spanish.
Uh, Hola.
Hola, yeah, you're real Spanish buddy.
Fucking white boss piece of shit.
Fuck you, bitch.
I'm watching the France game right now.
I'm down to Forte Canada and do some side quests.
Let me know the details.
I'm locked in to do it.
Okay, Matt.
All right, my brother.
I'll talk to you soon.
Love you.
Fucking piece of shit.
Wait, Ola's Spanish, right, Chad?
Ola's Spanish, right?
We good?
Don't watch it.
Look at this.
Someone is faking Top Cap sales?
What are y'all doing dude?
There's a very good chance that Yanis Ante Tsukumpo gets traded today and the Bucks front
office will hold a major meeting to make a decision.
Oh, shit.
Where do y'all think Giannis is gonna go?
Personally, I think he's gonna be a Laker.
I don't know.
And that's not me being biased
just because I'm a Lakers fan.
But I think that they're gonna trade Giannis
to Los Angeles and it's gonna be a Luca and Giannis duo.
That would be cinema.
That would be, he's not going to Boston.
Giannis is not going to Boston.
Okay, might be a hot take.
Giannis would not fit in in Boston.
Giannis would not fit in in Boston.
How is that question works?
That's literally facts.
That's a fact.
If you know actual ball,
you know that Giannis does not fit in Boston.
You gotta think about it, bro.
Just because you have all these stars on a team
doesn't make them a championship team.
Shailen Brown needs the ball in his hands.
Jason Tatum needs the ball in his hands.
Yannis needs the ball in his hands.
You can't have three ball dominant players
who none of them are elite catch and shoot players.
Shailen Brown is leaving.
Wait, so the Celtics would trade Jalen Brown for Yanis?
Am I trippin' or is that not a good trade?
I'm gonna be honest. I don't think that's a good straight for the Celtics.
It is. No, it's not.
Yo, Jaylin Brown's Loki hooping last season. He was hooping. So let me ask you all a genuine
question and don't just say yes because you're a biased Celtics fan. You guys
think that Shailen Brown and Giannis win a championship. Come on, come on. No, no
No, they don't.
Bro, Jason Tatum and Yannis do not win a chip.
If you put Yannis on a Celtics right now,
they are not better than the Thunder.
They are not better than the Spurs.
I would say they're not better than the Knicks.
They're not better than the Lakers.
Like, I don't think they win a chip.
I don't think Jason Tatum and Yannis win a chip.
I don't think they do, I really don't think they do.
All this just for the sons to win the finals.
Y'all, if you think the sons
are winning the finals next season,
just like stop watching basketball, bro.
Like straight up, generally, bro.
Bro, stop spreading this AI video on me.
Thank you for the cat paws.
Meow.
Thank you for the water.
Meow.
Thank you for the cat paws.
Meow.
Like you, like this AI shit's annoying.
Send this to someone.
Yo, Lace, the new core video proved
that you're really the king of this shit.
You're clearly the best athlete, best cook,
just best all around human.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm glad someone realized it.
I'm glad someone realized it
because here's the thing that y'all aren't really
understanding is I want y'all to genuinely think.
Think back to YouTube videos.
I'm talking about the Sidemen YouTube video.
I'm talking about the core challenge videos,
even dating all the way back to the old phase videos.
I win everything.
Think about it.
Actually think about it from a logical standpoint.
I win everything.
I really do.
I'm very clearly one of the like I'm actually like I'm actually a fucking superhuman. I don't lose. I win everything is
This a real tap-cap
Yes
No way someone's selling that
That was a giveaway winner from the pop-up
This dude Lacey is sorry went to the gym expecting shit was sweet when he hasn't stepped foot in one sense Dallas
Yo young Alex you should go fuck yourself
Not gonna lie the core YouTube videos are cool. What are y'all gonna do a core stream very soon, right?
We have a game night in three days, but but we've been focusing on you
We want to get consistent on the YouTube which clearly has been working because if you look at the YouTube channel
Why are y'all saying oh no?
If you look at the YouTube channel, we're almost at a million subs in every video has done over a million views
Game night aware
Can we get an album reaction Ken Carson
experiment July 3rd. Okay, okay, can Carson drop an album? Y'all think I'll have Drake
feature on a song or no? We got to get a Lacey League part two.
But mad lucky I don't know what was I saw in my chat about it today
Lacy's tournament was amazing, but for some reason all the pros like didn't complain
They didn't bitch they like played and had fun
I think it was just a really good time for the tournament
You might get that with yours and people obviously respect you a bunch
But if you have to drop teams you can't complain it right like if you get cheap teammates me bro
I genuinely I don't know what to do anymore. I really don't guys. I I had been trying to host another tournament
I
practically begging Epic Games to just give me a prize pool so I can host a Lazy League part two.
That was the best tournament that a creator has hosted in Fortnite history. Everybody had fun.
It was super balanced and it was super entertaining for the viewers.
And I've been, I literally want to do it the exact same way.
I want to pick the teams myself to what I think is fair.
I already have contact genius teams in my head imagine Marlin and Peter Vaughan
Like I
Want to host one so bad, but I need a price pool. I literally just need a price pool
Why would they choose you and they have Jinxie I mean that's fair bro, that's fair, but why can't they have both?
Jinxies that is a completely different format
Jinxies is trios with two pros and one content creator minds duos with one pro one content creators to come use your own money
I'm not doing that, but I'm like I'm not putting up 25k of my own money for the tournament, bro
The only way I would put up 25k of my own money for the tournament is
If I could tell if no one else streamed it but me
But that like that like what is that what is that that's boring
Jew no, it's not Jew. It's just why would I why would I lose $25,000?
Why would I lose $25,000?
That's just dumb.
For content.
Okay, but I'm not the only one getting like you guys don't understand how that works.
I like that's just that's literally just that's literally just being an idiot.
Why would I put up $25,000 of my own money when I'm not going to make anything near that
back. You wipe your ass with 25K. It doesn't matter. I'm not dumb. I'm not like I'm not
being an idiot. That's how you go broke. It's just spending money on shit. Why if I already
got the tournament sponsored once, why would I then put up my own money for the second
That one, when the first one went so well.
Like that doesn't make any sense, bro.
That's how you make more money.
No, it's not.
Because it would be different if I was the only one benefiting.
If I hosted a tournament and put up 25K in my own price pool and then I was the only
one streaming it, then that would be a good investment.
But if I put up 25K in my own price pool, everybody can stream it.
That's literally, I'm literally just donating.
Like, why am I like, no, it's a tournament that's getting hundreds of thousands of viewers
and millions of views to this game.
They should put up the prize pool.
And I really, I want to host more where I really do, unless I get a different sponsor.
If there's another company that would like to put up $30,000 to sponsor another four
night tournament where a bunch of people will play, please hit me up, please.
I would love to host that.
Have every team do buy-ins?
That's not a bad idea.
Do y'all think teams would do that though?
If I got 50 duos in every team had to buy in $1,000,
$1,000. Do y'all think teams would do that or no?
No.
Not a chance.
Why not? Yeah, I don't know why not.
Chat's calling me dumb. That's not even a bad idea, actually.
Hope you put your home monitor in I did but I did I applied don't worry
Wait what I missed it wait what happened
Okay, here I go. Stop trying to fight on your nation.
Yo. Bro. Look at her immediate reaction, dude.
You haven't seen this? No, it's my first time seeing this.
I just had fun. I'm not having fun. I'm looking at cans on the road with.
Uh, I woke up. Stop. Stop.
Oh, I'm scared.
Dude. Shit. Lesion rolled off the tongue.
Lacey, please drink the 3AM Elmo potion again.
I'm tired of you constantly getting dominated by Marlin.
Tongue out, wink emoji.
What the fuck are you sending me, dude?
Here's my audition for the World Cup.
Can we get a rating viewer segment soon?
So you guys want me to rate you.
So y'all want to send pictures of yourself
you want me to rate you guys?
OK, but how do I make sure you're over the age of 18?
Because if I'm sitting here rated a bunch of 14 and 15 year olds,
I feel like that's very, very weird.
You should rate our moms.
So you guys want to send pictures of your moms
and me rate your moms.
Who the fuck said that?
Wait, who said that?
Ban his shit.
Wait, y'all wouldn't do that?
Chad, what would you guys rate Drew's mom out of ten?
Be honest.
What would y'all rate Drew's mom?
Messi makes history.
All-time leader in World Cup goals.
Oh my God.
So Messi has the record for the most goals in World Cup history now.
Yo, AW, Messi bro.
Messi, I'm gonna say it right now.
Messi is one of the greatest.
One of the greatest of all time.
Maybe the greatest of all time.
Shout out to Messi.
Congratulations and Argentina looks like they're going to make it pretty far in the World Cup this year.
They're looking very good led by Messi and just just very good team bro. Very good team all around but Messi
Messi scored a goal in every single game so far and he scored two goals today. I
Don't know Chad. Let me know what y'all think who do y'all think is better all time Ronaldo or Messi
Who do y'all thinks better?
Here's my question, how many more World Cup games played does Messi have than Ronaldo?
He has less?
Say oh god he has less.
how many World Cup games has Messi played?
27 total, how many has Ronaldo played?
23, so Ronaldo has four less games,
how many World Cup goals does Ronaldo have?
He only has eight.
Okay.
I have a hot take.
I have a hot take.
I'm going to keep it real.
I'm not a larker, OK?
I'm being honest when I say this.
Before this World Cup, I didn't watch football.
I'm going to be honest, I didn't.
I watched maybe like two games before this World Cup.
I've never really gotten into football.
But during this World Cup, I have actually
started watching football.
I actually have started watching games.
Even when I'm like off stream and I'm just chilling,
I'll throw a game on a TV.
Yesterday I watched the Egypt game.
He's literally just chilling watching
the Egypt game with adapt.
And I will say Messi just broke the record,
but I think, and this might make football fans mad,
when it's all said and done,
LaMenia Mall will be the most all-time goals
in the World Cup.
LaMenia Mall will beat Messi's record
and he will score the most goals ever in a World Cup.
I will be honest, I watched the media mall
hit some fucking slide cancel kick goal two days ago.
I thought I saw a wizard out on a pitch.
I'm watching break someone's ankles
and make them fall with a football.
I thought that only happened in basketball.
The media mall is going to be the greatest of all time.
I'm telling y'all right now, I'm calling it.
He scored a tap in and bop is going to beat it.
Lameenia mall is going to beat in bop A2.
Lameenia mall is the best player in the world right now.
Is the golf channel ever coming out?
Yes bro, yes.
I just have to wait till I heal from the diamond gym.
What's this?
I'm a football fan.
In this?
Ronaldo vs. Messi, full career comparisons.
Hold on a minute.
video. I'm going to compare Christiane Ronaldo versus Daniel Nessi. I'm going to compare their
club and national careers, the individual above they won and the trophy is big. Let's
start with their club career. Christiane Ronaldo has played for a sporting Cp, Manchester
United, Real Madrid. I'm too ex-bidimiss. I'm too ex-bidimiss. Hold on.
The vendors in a map little messy have played for this one look up. There is a remain and into the eye
Okay, one minute. It's four minutes. Just watch it. Okay fine. Oh damn
Games little messy has played
Okay, so we're not who has more games
800 goals little messy has a stir
762 goals
220 assists little messy has created
three hundred and twenty-eight
okay so this is old how old it's eight
months ago fuck off um so let me
just straight messy has her messy or
Ronaldo has more games played than
Messi. He does have more goals but not by that many. Messi has more assists in less games played.
Ronaldo has 970 goals now. How many does Messi have now?
Oh wait. Ronaldo has 970 goals. How many does Messi have now?
9 20. This is club only though, chat. This is club only. You guys, you guys are Larpers.
You guys are Larpers. This is club only. You guys don't know what you're talking about.
So, okay. I mean, here's my take on this. Okay. Messi has less games played, more
goals and assists. And if Messi caught up to the amount of club games that Ronaldo has,
he would definitely have more goals.
Goal than assists. Now, let's compare the stats in the Champions League.
Champions League! In my opinion, Champions League is probably the most important one.
Facts or no. Facts or no. Champions League is probably the most important.
183 games in the U.S.
Okay, messy play 163.
Okay, very similar.
142 goals in the Champions League.
Messi's third, 129.
Ronaldo provided 41 assists in the Champions League.
Messi provided 40 assists.
Oh, Ronaldo had a total of 181 goals in the Champions League.
Messi had 169.
Oh, shit.
I mean, dude, Messi, Messi's three years behind.
So he has three years to catch up, 20 less games,
and he's almost there right now.
I mean, bro, you can't argue with statistics.
Let's go convert the national terriers.
Cristiano Ronaldo is for the Portugal national team.
Yep, yep.
And Lino Messi plays for the Argentina national team.
Yep.
Ronaldo has played 221 games, Messi has played 193 games, Ronaldo has scored 138 goals, Messi has scored 112 goals.
Ronaldo has provided 37 assists, Messi has provided 58 assists.
Okay, statistics is cool but talk to me about winning because at the end of the day all that matters is winning.
Okay, these statistics are all all very nice. Okay, that's both club. Let me see the career total stats real quick
I mean
messy less games played
More assists more goals and assists. I mean messy seemed like the better overall players statistically, but let's talk about winning
Let's talk about winning because that's what matters
Here we go
Ronaldo won 5-12 of odds, with Messi won 8, Ronaldo won 4-European golden shoe of all, Messi won 6, Ronaldo was the top scorer in the Champions League 7 times, with Messi won 6 times, Ronaldo was named the best player of the season 5 times in Europe's top 5 leagues, Messi won 9 times, Ronaldo never won the World Cup with a bow, but Messi won it twice.
Oh my God.
So Messi has more career goals and assists, almost as many goals in less time played, more
individual awards.
The only thing right now in my opinion to somebody who doesn't, who isn't experienced knowledge
wise in football is winning.
Talk to me about winning.
Talk to me about winning.
Christian Orlando has won 36 trophies.
Okay.
Seven league titles.
Okay.
Five UEFA Champions League, six domestic cup, seven domestic super cup, three UEFA super
cup, four FIFA World Cup.
Wow.
25 European championships, 2018-19 UEFA Nations League,
2024-25 UEFA Nations League, 2023 Arab Club Champions Cup.
Play-Domestika has won 44 trophies, 13 league titles,
four UEFA Champions League, seven domestic cups,
nine domestic cups.
Okay, here's the thing though.
The Nations League, isn't the Nations League like,
like respectfully, isn't that lamikishit?
I'm not going to be able to
come three UA fast to look out
to the club world cup.
So, I mean, all right, so for all
my people who are teaching me
about football for the first
time, um, like, what is the
most important trophy to win?
What's the most important win?
Like you have the NBA finals.
You have the Super Bowl.
What is that for football?
What is the most important trophy
on this list?
World Cups. Okay.
So, Messi's won a World Cup?
And Ronaldo hasn't won a World Cup.
You're such a larpere.
I don't know why y'all learn new words and just and just spam them. Learning is not
larking. The same way that you guys learned about football maybe five years
ago you weren't larking you were just learning. I'm sitting here learning. So
Let me get this straight. Let me get this straight. Messi has less years played, less games played,
more goals and assists, more individual awards, more trophies, and he's won a World Cup in
and Ronaldo hasn't.
I don't get how there's argument.
I don't get how there's argument.
Messi's better than Ronaldo.
Like statistically and winning-wise,
Messi is better than Ronaldo.
The most important thing in any sport is winning.
Messi's done that more times than Ronaldo.
The most important win, a World Cup,
Messi's won, Ronaldo hasn't.
Arguably the two most important things in football,
scoring and assists.
Messi has more goals in assists than Ronaldo.
I don't get how there's an argument here.
I don't get how there's an argument.
Now, it's your turn to decide who is the go to football.
Messi, Messi's the go.
Messi's the go.
This is like comparing, Chad, who's the best player in NBA history that's never won a championship?
Who's the best player in NBA history that's never won a championship?
James Hardin, Chris Paul, Charles Barkley, I mean, in my opinion, I don't think this
is even a debate.
I don't mean this is a debate.
Messi is better than Ronaldo.
Statistically, he has less games played.
But if he had the same amount of games played,
he would have more goals.
He has more assists by a mile.
He has more awards.
And he's won more trophies.
And he's won a World Cup.
It's actually not even an argument.
It's not even an argument.
Huh.
It's like comparing Matt Ryan to Tom Brady.
Yeah, thank you.
It really is.
It really is.
Watch highlights?
I can watch highlights.
Messy highlights.
I'm not watching a lot though.
I watch like two minutes at each.
I watch like two minutes at each.
Messy, 12 most legendary football moments ever.
And it's an extraordinary, it's incredible.
It's your own, it's easy, it's your own.
This is an amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing,
Oh my god.
He's crossing up the whole fucking team.
Oh my god.
Yo! What?
We are gone?
I mean, yeah bro.
Yeah, I got messy. I got messy
And the incredible precision that's he showed on this goal is why in La Liga this season messy converted on his shots at a rate
21% higher than the average forward
for ESPN Sports Science
on jump rinks
Restart this video
It's too long. It's too long.
Watch Ronaldo highlights. Oh, I mean, I will but like, bro, the thing about me is here's
the thing. Here's the thing. There's a difference and this, this right here, what I'm about
to say, you guys might get mad. Ronaldo fans, y'all might genuinely get mad. Y'all
I genuinely get mad about this?
Back to this video.
You all might genuinely get mad about this, right?
Um, there's a difference between being the best player
in sports and being the greatest player in sports.
OK?
Now, stay with me here, OK?
Stay with me.
being the greatest is achievement based. Things you've done, things you've achieved in the
sport. LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time. Okay? But in my opinion,
Kobe Bryant is the best basketball player of all time.
I think that Messi is the greatest player of all time.
Statistically, winning wise, award wise,
Messi is the greatest.
Now, I don't know enough about football
to look and say, oh, this guy's the best.
He's more skilled.
He does this better.
Now in basketball, I know that, okay?
But football, I don't know it enough
to be able to have that opinion.
But based off of highlights I've seen,
statistics I've looked at, trophies winning,
Messi is the greatest player of all time.
Pin.
You know, it is a slip, but it's too impressed.
That was too far for Ronaldo.
Well, he's lost weight, he's got a lot of traffic on it.
It's a shame for him.
Oh, he got hurt!
Confidence
But I mean you guys think I'm sitting here saying Ronaldo's bad I'm not saying that I'm just saying Messi's better
I'm just saying Messi's better.
Watch these Messi highlights.
What is this?
This one's pretty crazy.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Yo, he stole my shit!
he learned that move from me
he learned that move from me. cha did the same thing!
All the events and funs are right, but all their things are brought in, brought in and brought in science.
We can sit around the ground and watch them around the gym.
Holy shit.
Holy shit. Actually, holy shit. I mean, okay, wait, so is it crazy to say that?
Maybe, maybe Rinaldo's a better scorer than Messi? Is that a crazy take?
Is that a crazy take?
I don't know. I'm asking y'all, because I don't know.
Like maybe Renault does a better score than Messi, but Messi, I'm gonna be honest, Messi's
the go.
I feel, I haven't really had an actual opinion on this until I just watched that video and
learned statistics and shit, Messi's the go, sorry, Messi's the go.
Just saying, not trying to piss anybody off, dude, plaque boy, Max Tweet, okay,
what?
Okay.
Hey, bro, listen, man, whatever, you know, it's haland homage.
oh it's halal it's halal damage
Okay, A-Max, I fuck with the hair, bro.
Looks really good on you.
Why are you lying?
I'm not lying.
Bro, y'all don't understand?
Here's what I'm going to understand, bro.
Here's what I'm going to understand.
Max, Max is giving out a great message.
Max is sending a message that no matter what people think, no matter what people say about
you, be yourself.
Be yourself.
No matter what the internet thinks,
no matter what people say,
no matter what anybody says, be yourself.
Whatever you want, whatever you want to do,
whether you want to dye your hair blonde
and put it in a ponytail,
if that's you, then be you, bro.
Be you.
Blackboy Max questions why only women
are allowed to twerk.
if I'm stroking the ground or doing some wow next shit or twerking?
Why is this not- why are we twerking?
Not what I think about it, my nigga.
Why is twerking a gender-rutral dance?
Twerking is the only gender-rutral dance.
I'm tweaking it!
No, I don't- I don't- I've never even thought about that shit, like.
That is the only gender-rutral dance, bro.
Everything else we say with Armstrong
He's clearly trolling y'all bro. I'm gonna be honest. He's very very clearly trolling y'all bruh. He's trolling
He's trolling in farming y'all dude. He's trolling bro
He's this he's not bro max brah you think maxis stated up shake his ass around no bro
No
What happened to this, Lisey?
Hey, Harvone, like if it came out I'm gay you wouldn't stop being my friend, right?
No.
I don't know if you were gay, we don't know if it's being real someway.
It really don't change nobody.
Oh my, the only reason they are bones.
Thank you.
Yo, I don't know, what do you want me to do?
Brother, you're too PR now.
I'm not PR at all.
I'm not PR at all, bro.
I'm not PR at all.
Max is not gay.
I lived with Max for two years.
He's not gay.
He's just trolling y'all, bro.
He's just trolling y'all.
What happened with the honest?
What happened with the honest?
God, I trusted you at the beginning and I will continue to trust you throughout.
Oh, no.
He's leaving the box.
He's out of Milwaukee.
I mean, this is just, this is proof.
Shams tweet.
Restricted free agent, Muhammad Dayawara.
Intense.
I don't want to give a fuck!
Y'all just gotta get traded bro, nobody cares!
Clicks says there's zero chance Lacey will win FNCS with ARK.
Who actually won FNCS with ARK?
There's not a fucking single chance that Lacey can win FNCS with ARK.
Yo bro, there's a zero chance you win FNCS in general.
Like what are we talking about here bro?
What are we talking about dude?
Me and you have the same chance to win.
Prove his ass wrong.
I'm going to.
I'm going to win FNCS.
I'm going to win FNCS.
What are you sending winning?
Yeah, that shit was tough.
What about it?
Yeah, she was tough.
This shit is tough.
Look at the little double law by through.
This was 14 years ago.
You were nine years old.
So this is me at nine years old.
Yeah, bro, I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
Just look at, look at my court vision at nine, bro.
That's why I'm so good now.
That's why I'm so good now.
You're so lucky I don't play N-A-W-S.
Son, you are ass.
You are dog shape, bro.
You are genuinely dog shit.
Yo, all suck.
Bro's got simple edit on it.
I literally haven't played the game in a week
I did on and shit on you.
You should rate our Instagrams, not a bad segment.
Yo, I'm not, I'm not rating a bunch of kids Instagrams,
bro.
I'm not rating kids Instagrams.
Shitty ass segment. Can you rate our mom's Facebooks? Yo, actual question for y'all.
Why do you guys want to get raided by a guy? What's the reason? This ship mobs your car.
She sounds like a fucking tractor.
She sounds like a fucking tractor, bro.
That weak ass car.
Looks like some shit my grandma would drive.
Why is this guy speaking facts?
Lacey, love that you got him to the gym.
Even that one day was probably enough for the year.
So just relax and chill.
You're already super good looking and sexy.
don't let anyone tell you something else.
You are just the best member in court overall.
Looks, athleticism, et cetera.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Actually, genuinely, thank you.
Genuinely, not gonna lie.
Not gonna lie.
He's actually speaking facts.
Yeah, he is.
He's actually speaking facts.
It's not my alt.
You promised us a discord segment today. Okay y'all on me to call epic
Can you react to this
What is that YouTube this is me out hands of make sure you like coming in
Yo, we all seen you and Darla sneak onto my flight somehow to New York wait what
Let's see your reaction time. I've done my reaction time. Oh nice. That's got hacked.
Nice, bro.
Genuinely straight, I just got hacked.
You're so lucky.
I'm 140 ping.
All right.
like Sunnyburn you are you guys are all trash
Lacey I'm very concerned for you have you been tested for diabetes no I've not
been tested for diabetes you fuck bitch fuck you bitch chat I want to go
buy a hoverboard. I want to go buy a hoverboard. You got a segue? Yeah, I know. But think about,
Yo, do y'all not remember how fun hoverboards were?
Bro, look at this.
Yes. Down in the DM. In the DM. Down in the DM. Always going backwards. Wait, you have
to order you have to order them sale God
what is going on everyone
okay we're going on and one is Alex
that pure today coming at you with a
double hopefully I'm I'm praying that
this goes up with my other video because
it was really weird but anyway guys I'm
doing a little vlog I'm on here with my
board Tito please come on his hoverboard
right W with that man W with that
man you should have warmed up on
Fortnite? Why would I warm up right now? Dude, I have an itch and I can't itch it
because my arm hurts so bad. I can't itch it. I can't itch it.
Oh my God, stop being a baby.
Yo, I promise if you guys, it's so funny to me
because I know that nobody from this chat
would be able to do the Diamond Gym.
It's actually hilarious to me.
W Title.
Lacey unretires for FNCS division one
after six months of talking.
One Diamond Gym session later and bros are injured.
Did you fake a title?
10 gifted if you beat this
I'm already done this where you're not jump-scaring me ha ha dumb fuck. I already know how to do it. I already know what it does
He's Ron coming back. Yes, I'm pretty sure Ron's playing FNCS today
I'm pretty sure Ron's playing today. Didn't he tweet that he is?
Didn't he tweet he's playing chat
The fat get fatter wait Russell texted me
Wait
We should I go IRL should I go IRL
They have hoverboards at Walmart
You don't need a hoverboard fine, bro, well, I got a fart check give me a sec. I got a fart
I think I did shit myself.
Oh, yeah, I did. There's shit in my underwear.
It's fine.
Lacy react to the, this is the number one trending song in the world right now.
Sam God. Number one on trending. Wait, why?
Nooo!
I'm gonna get close to the boy, 25A
Honestly, I'm a old guy
Hey, your name is the one you know
But the stupid one you know
Hey!
Yes!
Yes!
I am a kind of old man
I am a kind of old man
Mongrel with the hundred gifted subs!
Mongrel, thank you for the hundred gifted!
Holy shit!
Mongrel with another hundred gifted!
What the fuck?
Two hundred gifted from a big growl!
Did bro lose a bet or something yo mongrel why do you just come in here and get me 200 subs
What
Oh my god, he wants to play FNCS with me mongrel listen bro, I'm gonna be honest dude
Appreciate the 200 gifted. I really truly do
Um, but I already have a teammate for FNCS.
If you're looking for another pro to play with, um, I'm not your guy, you know,
but I could recommend you some people if you, uh, if you want, oh,
he said, shut up.
Okay.
Uh, well, thank, thank you for the 200 gifted, bro.
I appreciate the 200 gifted.
Can you tell me why did you get me 200?
I'm confused.
Is there a reason or are you just?
Hey, sexy. It's a great time to come back to Fortnight. Be there on June 26th.
What is June 26th?
Oh my God.
Are me and Mongrel getting an icon scheme?
Oh my God, I think me and Mongrel might be getting an icon scheme.
Love you.
Oh shit.
Oh my God.
Wait.
Oh my god, wait, Long Girl's gonna get an icon scheme?
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
May at Fortnight, Lacey here, can you please write a short tweet to epic gate to Fortnight
about why I deserve an ICOM skin. Here's some of my accomplishments in the fortnite.
in my career was a pro player.
What else, Chat?
Chat, what else?
Chat, what else?
Good role model for kids.
I'm in ICON in the game, in the scene.
Oh, they see here.
Fortnite.
Fortnite started my career.
I was a pro player and built a community around the game.
I'm a positive.
I would like an icon skin.
I was a pro player in the community around the game.
I am a positive role model for younger players.
Years later, I'm
Still here years later. I'm back creating content and helping grow the scene
I'm a legend an icon in for tonight
an icon skin series, an icon skin, an icon skin would be the perfect way to show that journey.
Chad, is this a good shot or no?
Is this a good shot?
Be honest, is this a good shot or no?
Fortnite started my career.
I was a pro player and built a community around the game.
I am a positive role model for younger players.
Years later, I'm back creating content and helping grow the scene.
I am a legend in Icon in Fortnite.
I'm a legend and an icon in the Fortnite scene, comparable to
comparable to Lebron and the NBA.
an icon skin would be the perfect way to show that journey.
Let me know.
How do I tag people?
How do I tag people?
Hey, at Fortnite game, Lacey here.
Check this shot's got to go in.
Delete it before you make yourself look dumb.
How does this make me look dumb?
If Fortnite sees this, brother, they're giving me icon skin.
I guess you're a positive role model. You say you want to fuck your chat 10 times a day
fart 50 times a stream and gamble and drink alcohol. Guys everybody go show me support
under my tweet. Everybody drop a nice comment and say at fortnight and say fortnight you
should give Lacey an icon skin because everybody please show me support under my
tweet I need you guys to like it so fortnight sees it and I get a icon skin
who in the chat be honest who in this shadow would buy a Lacey icon skin
Why do Twitter replies not work?
Like Twitter replies literally just don't work.
It says I have 70 replies, but it'll.
Gang thinks for me, I can fit a 700 pound icon skin.
Random kid.
Yo, why are y'all showing me on AI?
This job, bro.
Like you guys can't support anything I do.
You guys literally can't support anything I do.
You know how cool it would be to have an icon skin in the game?
Just get your icon skin legit.
What do you mean legit?
How is it not legit for me to get an icon skin this way?
Check com, okay.
Can we get a rating your viewer's room segment?
Do you even have a creator code?
Wait, do I still have a Fortnite creator code chat?
Can everybody go to your Fortnite creator code
and try to type in code Lacey right now
and see if it lets you.
Just see if it lets you.
And just let me know if it still works or not.
Let me know if it works or not.
No, positive role model, what about this?
This thing is out of the house.
Listen dude, listen bro, you guys in this chat might be deaf.
You guys might have hearing impairment.
I'm serious, because if you somehow watch this clip
and think that I said the N word, you're just wrong.
You're just wrong, bro.
You did.
Drew Wall status.
So what is with the jokes of making me fatter
than I actually am?
What is with the jokes of making me fatter than I actually am?
Oh nice, we have another Facebook post.
I have a boyfriend, Syke.
2012.
I said Syke.
I said Syke.
Clearly, I was joking.
Here from Facebook.
God.
I obviously watched the first 15 seconds of this.
Are you trying to drink first?
Yes, I'm trying to drink first, yes.
What's in drink?
This is Pina Cocoa.
It's called Jumex.
That is gas.
That is gas.
That's straight juice.
That is good.
That's good.
We got salsa, salsa, what?
Salsa de negray.
That's what the chip flavor was called.
Stop putting that fucking bird.
Stop putting that stupid bird.
Yo, that's what the chips were called.
I'll find them right now.
This is what we were eating it was it's it's ruffles salsa
the Negray chips. They're actually gas. They literally taste like, they taste like chips
and salsa, but you don't have to dip it in the salsa. The salsa just comes on a chip,
basically. FNCS is in 10 minutes. No, it's not. What's your cover up for this one?
Okay. I don't even know. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't even know how you guys
like caught in 4k okay so so you go to the lyrics of the song real quick
I'm going to go to the lyrics of the song real quick, okay?
The lyrics of the song, and as you can see, hold on, let me find it, let me find it, let
me find it, hold on, okay?
Some reason you can't find it.
So in the lyrics of the song, you can very clearly see the lyrics are, little baby
helped you get your lingo up lingo I said lingo listen like y'all are trying
that y'all are trying to why would you ever repost this I don't run my tiktok
I saw this already I saw this
W excuse so I don't understand what you're trying to do look at Max stream
He's going to a he's going to a football game.
He's trying to be Hollon, dude.
You guys are trying to make everything gay.
He's literally just trying to be ha-longed.
It's football.
Let's play football.
You're such a sissy.
What's your number five?
Dude, this was the worst night ever.
Who were your number five?
You guys call me a sissy.
This shit was like actually the worst thing ever.
One, two, three, four, five.
Really, really, really, really, really, really good.
Oh my God, bro, this was so bad.
I'm telling you, here we go.
Oh my God.
Let's count to five.
Look at these fucking comments, bro.
One, one, so my night,
Three hundred K likes that has four. Oh my god. Why did these get so many four million views two million?
She looked at me, and she looked at me
Baby, why, why would I like to cry?
She looked at me, and she looked at me
She looked at me, and she looked at me
She looked at me, and she looked at me
This dead ass just ruined my day
Sure enough, father, love
Look what it made me become
I let you get too close
Just to wake up alone
I know you think you can
Hold on
Others saying the same clips everyone but I promise
Okay, 4 million 2 million 2 million off these three tics-toks with my clipping program this guy probably made
at least, I'd say at least $2,000, at least a couple of thousand dollars, just off these
three.
Wait, this one has one million.
What is this?
This guy's actually printing by just posting glow-up edits of me.
guys printing wait who runs this account snowy you see all the
Some moms are acting like they know who runs this account.
Only $2,000 for five million views.
Your value of money is completely skewed.
Some people work full-time jobs
and don't make $2,000 in a month.
Making $2,000 from posting cap cut edits on TikTok
is like insane, bro.
You actually sound like a retard.
Some people work full-time jobs, 9 to 5, 40 hours weeks,
and don't make $2,000 a month.
And someone can make $2,000 from posting three TikToks.
Who runs, wait, you're telling me JD runs this?
I'm like a lie JD this is fairs bro this is fairs bro these are actually not bad edits
pay him neon pays 90k per 10 million view clips well yeah but I don't have kick to I
I don't have kick to cover my clips, bro.
I don't have like, you know what I mean?
I pay out of pocket, like fully out of pocket,
out of my pocket for clippers.
Because I want people who clip for me to make money.
And you know, there's actually people,
bro, I had this one guy DM me.
I'm gonna read you guys this DM that I got, hold on.
Sorry, I'm Aaron Yersh.
I'm not gonna say who it's from,
but I'm gonna just read it.
I'm gonna find it real quick.
Oh, fuck, it's on my phone.
I'm not going to say what clipper DM me this hold on I got to find it
He said yo, bro
Just wanted to show you this I started clipping for you last year and it's completely changed my life
Just had the craziest clipping month of my life and he showed me his estimated payout from clipping
$67,000 in a month
He made $67,000 from posting clips on TikTok in a month, actually insane, actually insane,
6, 7. I didn't say it was from... Bro, J-Bers, you guys realize... I know you guys, J-Bers,
I know that you do like door-dash and shit, so your brain doesn't work that well. But
if you're a clipper and you post clips for me, you can like post clips for other clipping
campaigns too. So obviously that's not just from mine but someone who started
clipping in my clipping campaign made almost $70,000 in a month from clipping.
It's like actually crazy how much you can get paid from just posting clips.
like look at JD probably the most untalented stupid like actually useless
sack of shit getting millions of views by just posting a lacy glow-up edits on
his tiktok he got scammed no he didn't get scammed he just didn't put his
fucking uh he just didn't put his fucking payment method in but what is this
gg you're cooked
the guy running the discord was dumb yeah now the guy who was running my
clipping discord um I got him off don't worry he's fucking fully done he's not
He's not running anymore.
I got a different guy doing it.
Oh my God, this is actually tough.
Oh my God, this would be so tough.
Imagine this skin and imagine that emo was me doing it.
It's too skinny.
Bro, I'm this skinny.
What are y'all talking about?
I'm this skinny.
Watch this video on ARKS fighting.
It'll help you a lot.
ARK, there are no one as late as you over $40,000.
Is one of the best fighters in the world.
It's the four highest eliminations.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not watching a 30 minute
Fortnite video on how to fight.
Being honest, not doing it.
I don't need help fighting.
I'm one of the best fighters on the region.
Like fighting is not what I need help with.
You don't want it bad enough. Trust me, bro. When you guys watch me when FNCS, every person
in this chat is going to be dick-riding and sucking on their words, bro. Every single
fucking person. Every single one of you. Everyone.
watch a 40 minute food reviewer? Oh my God. Should I go get food? I have two hours
till FNCS but I haven't eaten. Should I go get food?
Because should I literally flew right in didn't get food. Maybe I go make a
little food run? Let me call Drew. Call Drew. Calling Drew. Yo, Lacey can't wait for the
candidate trip. Why are you saying that like you're coming? You're not coming to the
candidate trip with me. Yo, can you come up with IRL? Let him look at what? Let him
I'm looking at what?
What is he looking at?
Wait, Jeff, what's the most trending music?
Cause this is the number one song in the world right now.
How do I get to the music trending chart, okay?
This is number two.
I'm actually confused who listens to this
Okay, that's the second most popular song in the world right now.
This is the third.
It depends by Chris Brown.
"- You can't keep your hands up.
Uh-uh.
I thought I used to be cocking you.
What you call me touching you.
Hey!
Hey!
I thought I was looking for something.
I've never been a kid.
You know I like Chris Browns.
I wanted to only people in my life.
You know, I was so into that.
You know, I didn't like him.
Only people in the world, like as like one of the only dudes in the world that I would actually let like dominate my body
That's number three number four is stoop. Where's Drake number four is stupid song by Olivia Rodrigo
It's about to be some sad shit
New York City's never looked so blue
My friends were stonking once on a bathroom
They say that I'm slow as a cage
They say we feel free
All the birth that this party is so cruel
It's not even a thing that I could do
But I can't help but imagine what you're saying
Oh
Oh my god, her voice!
She's such a queen, bro.
She's like, oh, Olivia Rodrigo is actually such a queen.
She's literally an icon.
She's one of my favorite female artists.
She actually might be my favorite female artist.
Just a little food run, a little food run.
I love Olivia Rodrigo.
Wait, I didn't listen to her new album though.
Is her new album, is it like a sad album?
Is it like a sad album or no?
Marlin updates. I saw this.
It's Iceman!
Iceman!
Did he kill someone?
What the fuck?
Oh shit.
Some like horror shit.
Six twenty five.
Oh, Marlon, I better get a fucking Scully buff.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
public information what happened.
She's with me now your jaybird's muck a library. I don't think any girl would ever be with you
I'm just being honest.
Like imagine you're a girl, right?
And you're out with all your friends
and all your girlfriends are asking like,
hey, who's your boyfriend?
And she's just like, oh, he's a 28 year old fat grown man
who still lives with his mom in her basement
and he's a door dasher.
Like, come on, Jabers.
And oh, what is, surely he has a second job, right?
Surely he has a part-time job, right?
Yeah, he's a lacy mod.
You're not going to lie.
Like, if you, I don't even know, all right, ready, Drew?
All right, can you take me a second to get up?
Yes, I am disabled. You're a sex addict and sex symbol and an alcoholic. Yeah, my boyfriend
mods for Lacey. Never get me. Okay. Okay. Never get me. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna go pee
really quick okay? Can you just...
Darryl will be really quick.
Oh my god.
I'm genuinely so lucky.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Oh.
I'm not cack walking bro.
No more than a lot of do I.
Is it even worth going to try to IRL and go get food?
Like I can barely walk.
I feel like a fucking pig.
I feel like a walking pig.
Embrace yourself.
For what?
Brace myself for what?
Did you hurt your pussy or something?
All right, listen, I have an hour and a half until the tournament.
Okay?
Chad, how many teams are in division one?
Well, you keep getting more and more, right?
Yeah, but how many teams are actually in it?
200?
And you used to get top 50?
You know how easy that is for a guy like me, bro?
All right, we're going to play down a week.
What's the nearest?
You're probably right.
I probably should get on a warm up a little bit earlier,
huh?
Chad, what's the nearest place for?
What's the nearest place to get food?
Um, I mean, everything's OK, ma'am.
Um, ten minutes.
Ten minutes?
What do we do with Tel Aviv?
Tel Aviv, not a place with ass.
Um, there's a sandwich spot next to Tel Aviv.
Sure there's a place like super cool.
Yes, there's a sandwich spot right next to it.
What's the sandwich spot called?
Oh, you're talking about Mendicino Farms.
No, no, no.
Let me go, let me go, let me type, let me just go food and see what the nearest, whatever the nearest food spot is.
Spotted taco trucks there. That's on the bank. You know I'm talking about nearby food
We have one one point one miles away called a super bar
What is super bar
Ike's Ike's family use
It is Ike's I
Never heard why I never damn least your room looks hella clean good job cleaning up today
Thank you guys, man. I appreciate you don't want
You see the taco charts there that's um like next to the house. Yeah, yeah, not the only way wait Russell said ice is solid
What what do you get there though?
Well like
I guess I'm listening to a fucking on chat much on the right now
Drew is the only cameraman that didn't do anything during this fucking time to tell me to yes
He did you sit there you didn't listen put it on God. He didn't tell you to go do burpees
Yeah, I did like maybe like one or two and then I was like, why am I doing this?
Yes guys, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to me. I walked out of stairs my legs are not functioning right
Why don't you sit down and go on your butt? No, bro. I don't like being this source and this is why I don't go to the gym
For the next like two days. I can't like function as a human. I can't even walk
Why would anybody want to go to the gym when you can't walk the next day because of how sore you are?
Like it's not even, like what part of this is enjoyable, bro?
This shit is miserable!
Never go to the diamond gym again!
You just overstrange yourself.
That's why you did way too much than your body could handle.
Yeah, because they don't let you not do it.
You have to do it.
They don't let you.
They don't care.
They don't care what your body can handle.
they tell you to push through it.
Come on now.
Where's the fuck is my AMG at brother? I wish I knew
I'm praying this taco truck is on the corner fake injury. It's not an injury. It's called being allergic to the gym
Everybody jump a page in the chat.
We need to pray that the taco truck will be there.
You should be allergic to food too.
I am allergic to salad.
Wait, a salad sounds good right now.
Like a little chicken salad?
That doesn't sound too good.
Ron wants food? Call Ron.
Ring Ron Mobile.
So does he not want food?
Yo, do you want food?
Do you want to come with me or do you want me to get it for you?
What do you want?
It's between two things. Three things. I'm either getting tacos,
salads or sandwich.
Salad.
Yo, yo, can you get me, um, um, um, you can get me, you can get my, uh, fucking, just something that's some sort of a sandwich?
Yeah, I'll get you, I'll get you.
Can you tell them that like we're sore from the gym?
Go whatever leaves that we're like, yo, like I'm fucking dead basically from the gym.
Yeah, no, I just tried to walk down the stairs and I literally can't even walk properly and they think I'm like, they think I'm faking it and trolling.
But I don't think they understand that after doing a hundred fucking hill sprints and then fucking a thousand reps of shit in a gym,
when me and you don't go to the gym regularly is not normal. So obviously our bodies are going to be hurt.
I'm not gonna lie, when we did the fucking Hillspurts, she did.
Cap.
Cap.
Yo.
Yo.
You know what's up?
They're gonna see it in the video.
It's not cheating.
It's not cheating.
My leg, my leg, I have a torn knee, so I can't get as low to do fucking frog locks
as everybody.
Not frog.
But I still pushed through and did it like a grown-ass man.
That'd be much appreciated.
What?
Okay, bye.
No, I love you more no, I love you more no, you hang up first
No way you use the torn ACL excuse I didn't I didn't even mention it once during the video
But you guys got to understand when you do a thing called frog walks and you have to crouch all the way down
My knee can't crouch all the way down, so I just pushed through and did it as best as I can
It's the fucking gate broken
What?!
Holy shit, am I tripping or is this golf cart moving?
What is that?
Is it mine?
Yo, I swear to God, if I go up to that box and it says Marlin's name on it, I'm gonna be pissed.
Looney Tunes Young LA is sick.
I need that.
Oh, wait, did I just leak something that I-
The Fortnite tournament did not start yet, chat.
You guys do not know how Fortnite works.
You're talking to one of the top pros.
I wanna get him back.
All right, chat, should I get tacos, salad or a sub?
Huh?
Left?
No, like, up, up the road, left, and then we just go straight.
Okay.
A little squeeze, squeeze, Lacey?
Chatham, be honest, it's actually fun being skinny.
I'm not getting all three.
No, bro, dude, I have to pick my nose and I can't move my hand because I'm so sore to
pick it and it's actually annoying.
What is kosher food?
What is that?
Shit, look at your W. Come on, Tess, so let's go.
If you drive a Tesla, you're a pussy.
Oh, shit.
This is low-key moving.
I want tacos!
Chat, how long till FNCS?
How long?
Please be here for the love of God.
How far is the sandwich shop?
Why are they chasing me?
Do you think that's how this job is straight?
Is there a shot to the left?
Fuck!
So we have to gamble at the top?
Why is the BMW waiting?
Why are they chasing me?
Why are they chasing me?
Why are they chasing me?
Why are they chasing me?
They were ahead of me.
Oh my God, he's pulling up.
How you doing, man?
Doing great, bro.
I like the car.
Thank you, bro.
Very, very nice.
doing man doing great but I like the car thank you bro very very nice I used
to have them for yeah yeah bro yeah let's let's you get a heads okay yeah
three two one go
it doesn't
Like how do I lose that all right do I gamble on a taco shop
Yeah, I know I know I know but if the taco shops not there I have to bust on it and then I have to go
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna gamble at the taco shops here
Dude, it's kind of me seem how much Sam for comp
Oh, should I buy one?
Let me pass. Oh, thanks, bro. Appreciate you, man. Thank you
What do you say, guys?
Oh, bloody, he's up my ass, here, little boy.
Oh, now he's honking at me.
Okay?
He's honking, okay.
It's okay, guys.
Fuck it.
Get dusted, motherfucker!
Get dusted!
Get dusted, bitch!
GET DUSTED!
I didn't tell her! You said grocery!
Oh wow!
Why?
Wait Drew, where is the topless ball?
You said you were going to give me directions!
Have a good one y'all!
You said don't worry, I got you with directions!
And then you directed me to a real fuckin' spot!
Where am I going?
You're the worst GPS Emperor!
Now I'm on a busy ass road, bro!
El Dru in the chat!
It's not on this road.
My gosh, Shrew!
Where am I going?
You're trying to think?
How about you just route me to a different food spot
that's close by?
Anything the closest food.
There's a school, shall I go to the cafeteria?
Oh, no.
Oh, you actually just made this five minute drive a 30 minute drive now.
Like, what does Drew even do?
You told me there's no food nearby.
I'm not making a salad, I want to eat food.
What's in there?
Okay wait, look for food.
Alright, do I make it right then?
Yo, can you use your phone?
What do you mean you don't know?
You literally have a phone in your hand.
You could search up the nearest food place.
Now I'm on a busy ass road.
Oh my god bro.
What is that?
How close is it?
Get a lipo, I'm not a fire human hire JD.
Why is my golf cart screaming?
I'm just right like I'm walking with you.
Huh?
I'm just right like I'm walking with you.
Okay.
No!
Oh my god.
Fucking yellow light, bro. Fucking yellow light.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie, you're useless.
No, I don't want to spin back, bro.
Hey, bro, I literally just remembered.
It was a laugh at the light, not straight.
So let me ask you a question. You didn't think to maybe look at your phone on the
maps, but you could still look to see where the road is.
I don't know the name of the road.
I don't drive to it. I drive like when I'm driving.
Chad, you guys think Drew was an accident?
When I'm driving past it, I drive towards the house, not away from the house.
Yeah, it's called reverse. It's called reverse psychology tracking.
I'm picking up speed all right. Where's this grill?
Yeah, what food do you think Ronald won't want from a grill?
How am I gonna flip the lanes here? Oh, no
Holy shit, yo, this is dead ass scary.
Okay, make it right.
Wait, what's this over here?
Captain Fish?
Donut?
Uh, don't...
Oh, I see it's donuts.
So make it right?
Yeah.
Wait.
Oh God.
Never been here before.
I guess we're trying something new today, chat.
Yogi's Grill Starbucks or tomato pizza pie.
Hello.
How you doing?
Okay, let's see what they have, Chet.
How's the pizza here?
It's amazing.
I don't really like pizza, but it's great.
Okay, thank you.
Can I have a picture of it?
Of course, bro, yeah.
Hold on.
Oh, it's like a...
Maybe we go out in the middle of the river.
Oh, yeah, let's go over here.
sorry I'm walking a little weird here that's Starbucks
hey, how you doing man?
I'm trying to get a pizza
Pizza? I got you bro, what kind of pizza you want?
I don't care
I'll give you a pepperoni, what do you want on it?
No, I want ham and onion and...
ham, onion and green pepper
Ham, onion and green pepper?
Yeah, I already got most of the money
No, I got it. I got you. No, it's fine. I promise. It's on me. It's on me.
Are you sure?
I promise. Oh, please. Let me go around and then I'll come back around and give it to you.
No.
Oh, I mean, yeah, sure. If you want to...
W. Leo.
Okay. He said a ham, onion, and green pepper.
Oh, she's pranking him and getting him pineapple pizza. I bet he'll get pissed.
I'm not pranking a homeless cat, you're real.
I'm not pranking a homeless cat, you're real.
What?
Are they close?
Oh.
How you doing sir? Is this the pizza place?
Yeah.
Oh, okay I go around that way?
Yeah.
Okay, got it, yeah.
Can I please do a full pizza with ham, onion, and green pepper?
I'll do a slice of grandma's pizza, I'll do a slice of Syracuse pizza, I'll do a slice
of Syracuse pizza?
What do you want?
I'll do a slice of pepperoni.
And what do you want?
Will you guys do salads here?
We have the Mediterranean Caesar and housepeak.
Oh, really?
Okay, then I'll just do a slice of Syracuse pizza, take off the white,
and then I'll do a...
I'll do a...
you
you
you
you
you
you
You got a room in the back.
So we have too much P.O.?
Wait, we have too much P.O.?
You think that's followed up?
It's all signed in here.
Wait, we have too much P.O.
When the eye can go, how do we get past?
Don't tell them bad things, you see?
You think I should call them open?
Call them back, call them back.
That's what I'm gonna do.
See you in here.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get to the bottom of this.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get to the bottom of this.
Talk to a person.
Is he going to answer the phone?
Hi, I'm calling because I just received a phone call of you guys saying that my PO box has too many packages.
How many do you think it is okay 10 or 11
No room in the back. Okay. Yeah. Uh, you got what time are you guys open to?
To five. Okay. Um, if we can't get it to if we don't make it in time today, could we grab him
tomorrow morning? Okay. Thank you. All right. Bye. 11
How small is that please? I mean, you did choose the smallest post office possible.
11 is weak. How many do we have at the house? There's like 15 at the house.
So we have like 30 packages from PO this PO. Holy shit.
Oh my god, is that my salad?
Oh shit.
More sesame to go over the slice.
So this is tomato pizza pie joint.
One bite, you guys know the rules.
Five out of ten flop, nice and crispy on the edge.
bite you guys know the rules pipe it hot pipe it hot
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, oh God, oh God, that's a good slice, that's a good slice, mmm, I'll give
8.5 out of 10 great pizza
Actually great pizza
Thank you guys. Thank you.
Where'd you go?
Around the... oh, there. Sir!
Whee!
Hey!
There you go.
Right here.
Put your pizza.
Here you go.
Oh.
Oh, so cute.
If he doesn't want the pizza, if he comes back, tell him there's a pizza inside the
pool.
They're making the pizza, they said it'll take about 20 minutes for them to make it.
So they're going to come back all up, you know.
Okay.
He just left.
I don't think he's coming back though.
Okay.
Because he told us later.
Oh, he said later.
Yeah, he said see y'all later.
Okay.
Well, if he doesn't come back, he's like, yeah, they bought it.
if he doesn't come back and they bring the pizza out then you guys can have it if you want it
of course
alright
why would he ask for a pizza
fuck my tight little pithy
I've been down and picking up
I'm going to put my hands up there
sorry
Yeah, well if he's in it, we'll make sure our editor blurs it out.
You want to just keep these by your feet or how you want to do this?
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie to you, you're gonna have to like manage this somehow.
Because if my salad, wait, there's ranch?
All right, let's go we have FNCS now
Oh
Everything is so painful in my ass everything in my ass is so painful
what bro you can't do anything you direct me to the wrong spot you have a
a freehand you can't move the pizza you just have a pizza slice up your
throat like you're actually the symbols Jinx is calling me hey Jinx see what's
up bro yes I am it's my first official
unretirement return. What's controversial? I did yes yes I did. I'll
explain it to you Jinxie. Jinxie how long have you been playing Rainbow Six
How long have you been playing video games, Jinxie?
I started playing video games with Breaker,
and then I played Angry Birds, and then I played Head Soccer.
So, like, five or six, I think.
Well, listen, I started playing Fortnite in 2017,
and I started competing six years ago,
and I never made a grand finals.
It's always been my dream to make a grand finals.
That was, like, my one accomplishment.
accomplishment I wanted to make a grand finals and I never could do it so now that I stream and I have money I
Decided to pay a pro so that I could achieve my dream and make a grand finals
No, because I still have to put the work in I just now I have a good enough teammate to match my skill level
No
probably 2024 it depends what you mean because here's the thing you see here's
the thing no no cuz here's the thing when Ron played he he was better skilled
like his skill gap I don't know how to explain this he was better than I was
compared to the other players, but because my prime was two years after RON's when the mechanics of the game
Hello chat
Doing good, bro. Nice to meet you a little flicker. We're quick. Yeah, that's show
You guys enjoy the pizza or what? Yeah, it's very good. It's a man. Very good pizza. Oh shit. That's what I was gonna play
Let me be in it
Thank you guys. So Jinxy what I'm basically saying is when Ron played he was better than
all the other players like compared to how I was to the other players but because the
game advanced so much skill wise my prime I'm better than Ron's prime because the game
advance you would you get what I'm saying yes yes exactly
yeah no runs we did during the sabbathal we did a 1v1 he beat me
I am I'm a better in-game player
Yes
No, no, Ron's better at
No, cuz here's the thing is in creative
No, it's not jakesy come and tell you what in creative you could just crank to the sky and spray me and that's what he did
But in game when you don't have infinite match and infinite ammo. It's a whole different ball game
Yes, yes, I'm winning yes, I'm gonna shock the fucking world everybody thinks I'm not
quality everybody thinks I'm not doing good I'm gonna prove the whole world wrong tonight
No, no
Lacey
I'm playing against top West pros
Okay, um epic whale
School
Canada canada
Pump pump um rich homie Quinn
Who in the mother fuck...
Who is that?
Okay, please, I'm going to watch.
When I also play watch, Ron is not going to give a fuck.
Bro, just watch both.
The odds of us both being in end games at the same time is going to be different.
But you also got to remember when you're watching.
Ron is in Division 3.
Okay? I'm in Division 1.
So Ron's lobbies are going to be a lot different than my lobbies.
But Ron...
Ron's...
Is Ron Division 3 last?
Yes.
So who's he playing against, like, my brother?
Who's he even going against?
Uh, yeah, pretty much, yes.
He's playing against, like, kids with no thumbs.
For instance, in Division III, when I played Division III,
I got first place.
Me and Arc One, we got first.
So you're going to get from us again for a place,
you fucking sucks.
He's playing with Venno.
I mean, Venno just won FNCS on Central.
Yeah, Ron should get first place tonight, yes.
Okay, I like this little feud here.
You guys both think you're better than each other.
This is good.
I'm gonna be honest, though, they see,
I'm a big legacy and achievements guy.
I think Ron has that effence, yes, bro.
100%, 100% he does, 100%.
And yeah, I mean, definitely, definitely has the achievements.
I'm in the air, though,
because I think some of Ron's players got banned
or something, I don't know.
I'm hearing a lot of rumor from all the infants.
Some of his players got banned, I don't know.
There was some dilemma, there was some dilemma.
All right, all right, I'm not gonna let you down
What great you want to scale what attack oh brother pizza I give it 8.5. Oh, yeah, it's actually very solid
Very solid pizza. Hey nice to meet you, bro
Chet, Shirley, Ron, and Venom win FNCS, right?
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
Big ass red wrong way sign.
I think it's a little...
I think I know how to get back.
Is that crazy if I try to go no GPS?
Oh my God, wait.
Wait, we have Div 1 in one hour, Chad.
T minus one hour!
It's fucking game time!
You guys think Ark is on warm-in?
Wait, Chad, what place did Ark get
in the Div 1 cup last week when I wasn't here?
Hey, he's on FaceTime show.
Hey guy
Does anybody know a place our guard like he won
Where
No, fuck you and your taco truck, bro
Oh, no.
Wait, Ark one west last week?
No, he did not.
Put it on God, chat.
Why don't we drove right by it?
We drove right by it.
He got eighth?
Wait, who did he play with, though?
Because I'm probably better than whoever he played with.
Realistically.
Eighth and finals?
Eighth and finals.
Oh, I'm better than B-Dog, what?
Wait, do I have to have delay on
Did one do I need to lay
No way people stream sniping did one
Yeah, was it bad that I'm kind of nervous
Like I'm generally nervous
But surely me and Ark are a top 50 duo on West
They're saying sham's bomb
Don't tell me you know it's got traded so I just let someone say you're on it's ill acres
Someone said Yonah said Lakers. Do not tell me it. Do not tell me Yonah's got trade into the Lakers.
No, he did not.
Put it on God!
You want us for brawn?
No, I don't believe it. I don't believe it for Reeves
Wait
So the Lakers traded Austin Reeves and we got honest
On your life
Why is it getting louder?
Okay, if you're the Lakers, would you rather have Austin Reeves or LeBron?
Go ahead and go around me, bro, I know you're going to do it anyways, that big ass fucking
Yep!
Dude, I'm going to be honest, that salad is scaring at me, bro.
Like, I cannot wait to indulge in that salad.
Should I get a little shrunk for FNCS yet?
I haven't been drank alcohol in a while.
One hour!
It's officially one hour until FNCS.
Alright, how far are we from the crib?
Ah, look, a little four minute drive.
Why does everybody pass me in the golf cart?
Ron's calling me.
Yeah, Ron!
What?
I can't hear you I'm in the golf cart!
What boo?
Then it's away I got you I got you some food.
A salad!
Hello?
I got you a salad.
Okay I'm kidding I got you a piece of pizza.
Yes
Yo, dude, yeah, dude be grateful bro be grateful. I got you pizza
Four minutes
Okay, I'm coming no you hang up first
I don't care if it's a red light, I'm going through it!
Kidding, it's a green light.
Can everybody just shove a teku on the chat?
Asshole, fuck you!
How far am I?
Same to go to a different place though.
Wait, where is it saying to turn?
Holy loud, I gotta get the snakes.
Sure, I need you to hit my neck.
Please, please, please, please, please.
The back of my neck, no, not with the mic.
Now, man, keep your hands, please.
Actually, please, actually, please.
Now, no, itch it's down, down, down.
Or you're so useless, you don't do anything.
No, down, down, down, down.
It's in my shirt, it's in my shirt.
But I can't do it with my arms or two sword.
In my, okay, yeah, that works.
A little up.
Ow you bitch!
I know.
Why are they tracking on it?
That's a big kick shot.
Wow, tracking.
Wow.
I'm gonna finger you later.
There's a ham.
There's a ham.
There's a ham.
There's a ham.
There's a ham.
There's a ham.
Daddy's gonna finger you later.
I
You say no, you're not like that
You said no, you're not like a little tease like no, you won't you won't do it
You didn't say like no, you're not broads weird you said no, you're not like like you're trying to tease me
You think I won't finger you later
What do you mean I won't?
So I won't finger you later. You want a bet?
Yo, don't drop myself.
No, don't do it. Don't do it.
Oh fuck me.
Never just take it seriously, never mind.
Say...
Fuck it.
No, just sorry we missed you.
Oh, I had this one.
Chez, anybody want to come to the courthouse?
The address is 3911 O.S.A. Avenue.
One day I gotta just send it off this thing.
But what if I wear like full pads?
Like I can guarantee I won't get hurt.
I'll probably get hurt though right now.
Oh my back, it's just so bad.
Chad, what face of pizza should I give Ron?
Should I give him the pepperoni?
I'm coming Ron.
Don't worry, I got you pizza.
Special pizza.
Protein pizza.
Nice, now I gotta walk in the stairs.
Yeah, hold on.
I got to itch my back.
I'm not even gay.
I'm not even a girlfriend though.
I'm not going to fucking itch your back.
It's not a girlfriend thing.
You guys are like sitting on the plane like,
oh, it's my back.
It's mine, bro.
I didn't even sit next to her on the plane.
What are you talking about?
I was in first class.
The reason I can't itch my back
I don't know, I went to the diamond gym?
The fuck?
Oncat is way with me.
No, I actually can't IRL until this like,
soreness goes away.
Chet, there's got any workout heads in the chat.
Can you guys please give me advice
on what can make my soreness go away?
I'm not even kidding.
There's got to be something
Well because this is like a this is like a unrealistic amount of being sort like it's not it's not realistic to be this sort
I don't even know bro
My body just hurt so much
What's up, bro?
Oh, you're gonna put the pizza on my bed?
Yes.
Do you want?
Yeah, I'll get you a pepperoni slice.
Pepperoni slice.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you.
A light snack.
A light snack.
What else?
Why do you have two pots?
Well, this is more pizza.
Dude, they ate some of my pizza.
What the fuck?
Bro, they ate some of my pizza.
They ate some of his pizza.
What the fuck?
I think they gave me a little box box.
Oh, what's in this one?
Is that two slices?
Do you want a piece of this one?
This is chicken.
Can I take a bite?
Maybe just one bite.
I'm sure.
What is that?
Chicken, I think.
Is it good?
Yeah.
chicken i think? is it good?
mmm, i don't know about it
it's good, well keep going or not
i'll hold on to it
yeah be honest
yeah
do i have a chance to
what do you need a chance
bro i wanna play with the big dogs bro
you wanna be honest?
i wanna play with the fucking big dogs
you don't get top five
like just don't play with the other one
what you play with you know and don't get top five just don't even queue up for
the next one yeah all you have to do is just listen to him he the facts he told
me he gets angry quickly he does so should I just piss him off the whole
time you could rage made it all time but one thing I watched one tournament of
you know when he's playing with clicks and he just kept calling people the
end word I'm so serious he black he's like half and half but he doesn't
like the way he says it doesn't sound like it doesn't sound that you know I mean I don't know that explain it
Yeah, it's insane. You know you're playing the better. Yep. You gotta warm up. I'm gonna go warm up.
Um, I don't really know what I'm doing that, but so when you get to the big leagues where you playing like did one with
You know, I have a lot of options. There's a lot of people in my chat begging me to play
There's a lot of pros hitting me up
There's a lot of there's a lot of people that really want to play with me
So I guess we're gonna have to see when the time comes. You know I'm saying I just gotta wait that's fair. No, I'll see you
Did one all right, bro
That's fair. No, we'll see we did one
I'm gonna eat this salad. I got a salad so I'm gonna be real quick
Yeah
Oh my gosh, okay, okay, oh my gosh, okay, okay, oh my gosh, okay, okay, oh, there's
There's gotta be something I can scratch myself with.
I can't reach, I actually physically cannot reach it back that far.
What if I force it? What if you click your arm and I do it?
No, no, no, it's gonna tear some shit.
I need...
I fucking give up on my-
Please don't tell me they didn't give me a fork for my salad.
How am I gonna eat my salad with no fork? I'm gonna have to just eat the pizza.
They didn't give me a fork.
Yeah, how am I gonna eat my salad?
Just put a little bit of ranch on it
But there's one cup
One cup ranch on a very healthy salad bro like why am I eating fucking rabbit food?
Maybe like some chocolate cake.
Oh, Chad, what is fear about you before it breaks?
They're all saying hot Cheetos and cake.
Let me call him and ask him. Let me call him and just go and maybe he'll answer. I don't know.
Oh, he's probably playing actually nevermind.
Because he's turning it right now, right?
Should we order you a cake?
I'm not getting a cake, I don't like cake.
Oh my God!
That salad is HITING!
Mmm!
Oh my god, this salad is actually hitting.
Hold on now, watch this.
Put a little cucumber on there.
Put a little cucumber on there.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Jab, you don't like salad? Get food you actually like and just use it as a chaser.
So you take like a little bite of salad like this, it's a new method unlocked.
Take a bite of the salad, right?
Then bite a piece of it and you chase it and honestly the pizza taste overpowers the salad
taste and it's still healthy because you're eating a salad I'm gonna take
Adderall for a tournament. What do you mean? Yes, Clicks does it all the time.
Clicks lies about it, but he takes Adderall before every tournament before every tournament
he goes into his bathroom and in his top right drawer he has a little bottle of pills in
prescription Adderall, but he pops one before every form of tournament.
I just don't get the hype.
Maybe it's just Misha.
But I genuinely just don't get the hype because like, why am I just eating grass?
Like, this is like a bowl of food I'd give to my pet rabbit.
This is not meant for humans.
It's because you're getting the wrong salad.
Bro, this is an Italian meat salad.
Wait, is this true?
Someone in the chat said salad is terrible for weight loss.
Is that true?
Hello?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, it should all be.
Yes, all 30.
Thank you.
Are you all saying hi?
Can we say hi?
Well, you should do this too.
what agent started his training for a marathon run honestly I can't my my
risk because when you run you like this and I give them a rest
they see if you've been losing money on that's all right I'm gonna tell y'all
some right now and rums can confirm this NBA playoffs I went up 22k and so far
during the World Cup I think I'm up 9k on the World Cup maybe rums how much
How much am I up on the World Cup?
How much am I up on the World Cup?
It's a lot. It's a lot.
Rum's just not even in the chat.
Like what is he, I'm not gonna lie.
Like what the fuck does Rum's even do bro?
all day you just sit there and do nothing bro you and JD are both just useless like sperm cells
yo JD post another edit of me bro
Yes, you're up 11k I'm up 11k at World Cup games
Well, all the meat is out of my salad.
What happened?
Oh my God, you know what I just realized my problem is with salads?
When I get salads, I eat all the meat out of it and just leave the greens and then I'm
done.
You're up 30 K total from bet since the playoffs and you can't tip me a single dollar just get a tattoo of the star of David at this point
What is that wrong I did give them a tip I took them $750 I think those are good tips
no are you retarded 3% for what placing your bets that's no 3%
That's not crazy. If you went a thousand dollars to flood.
Thirty dollars.
Yeah, that's not crazy at all.
Yes it is.
Because after taxes?
Oh my god.
Someone's saying you went to this diamond gym instead.
What's that?
Diamond gyms grill.
Okay, when the video drops.
When the video drops, I actually can't wait.
Because when the video drops, all the people that are trolling are going to be like not
going to lie Lacey, actually good job.
I'm actually proud of you.
You put your head down, you locked in, and you pushed through a lot of pain.
And for the weight you are, the size that you are, and how much you go to the gym
completing that workout at the diamond gym, which by the way, Jason said was harder
than the first one.
Jason said that our workout that we did
was harder than his first diamond gym.
So, we'll see, bro, we'll see.
Come down to our house.
The diamond gym, dead ass changed my life.
The diamond, me completing the diamond gym
made me realize, okay, Lace,
you have potential in this health shit.
you have potential to get your body right, to be healthy,
and it's making me focus
and prioritize my health over everything right now.
Like, I'm really locked in,
and the Diamond Gym really has helped,
like it pushed me to realize,
okay, you can spend 45 minutes in the gym every day.
You're eating pizza?
You're eating a little cheat meal, what?
You have a little cheat meal?
Whatever.
Oh!
I can't wait until I'm not sore again so I can go back to the gym.
FNCS time, baby.
FNCS time, baby, let's go.
Woo!
Yeah, it's tea tea's healthy
tea is healthy.
What are you all saying?
My whole life has changed since you came in.
I knew back then you were that special one.
How many grams of sugar does it have in it?
Zero.
Zero sugar.
All right, I lied.
It has 42 grams of sugar.
well that's not that much that's not that much if you look if you look at it if
you I gotta call Marlon hold on FaceTime Marlon
Is he still alive?
Chad, tell Marlin to answer.
Tell Marlin to pick up.
Oh, he's not alive anymore?
Oh, Marlin, I'm live.
I'm not sure if I'm live, my fault, bro.
Oh my god, you're eating pho?
Yeah.
Oh, that's gass.
That's actually gass.
Yo, Marlin, I'm calling because, I'll be real quick, I'm trying to figure out are we locked
for the sweet in Japan game?
I need to book my flight.
Yes.
Okay, I'm gonna have Drew book the flight.
Let's go, Japan!
Konnichiwa!
Fuck it, I'm done.
Wait a sec, how do you say let's go in Japanese?
I don't know, hold on.
How to say let's go in Japanese.
Saiko! Saiko! Saiko!
How do you say I have no money?
O-Kane ga arimasen.
Huh?
O-Kane ga arimasen.
Japanese voice translator.
Tournaments in 30 minutes, by the way, maybe hop on?
I can't wait for my Japan trip bro.
Expecting ARC to do everything once again you're so lazy.
Like what is it like I don't know like what do y'all want me to do?
What do y'all want me to do right now?
Please tell me what you want me to do.
Warm up.
It's getting mad.
I'm not an it.
I'm a fucking human dickwad.
But, but, FNCS Division 1.
Unretired game time, Lacey X Ark.
Chad this is like the best practice for FNCS right?
Like this is like genuinely the best practice I can get right?
Oh my god I forgot my monitor is 300, I forgot this is a 360 years monitor.
Oh my God, it's my first time playing on this new monitor
and it's 360 Hertz.
How do I warm up?
What's the best way to warm up?
Obviously by, oh shit, how am I gonna get my headphones on?
Yeah, actually, what's the best way to warm up?
What's the best way?
The mechanics map?
Bro, I don't need to do no fucking mechanics map, bro.
I don't need to do a fucking mechanics map.
Do you guys think that I'm trash?
like bro arc is it even all why does this guy have corn his name core trick
buddy who is his random kid cool you are not in core bro arc's not even on
Wait, does Ark even warm up?
Wait.
Bro!
He hasn't played in a day!
How are y'all saying aura?
How is that aura?
but if I don't play the game I'm selling.
Triple threat.
Ooh, shit.
Ben 10.
Ooh, shit, Gwen.
Hold on.
Hold on, Gwen.
She's looking kind of bad.
I ain't gonna lie.
Wait, what Gwen is this?
Gwen's a teen?
No, she's not.
How old is Gwen from Band 10?
Like I guess bro.
I fucking guess.
I actually don't know how to warm up from a car contest score.
Let me see me.
Yeah, maybe Arc just hasn't gone on yet.
But maybe he forgot.
Maybe he forgot about the tournament.
Maybe he forgot.
Arc!
Lena's still in division three?
Oh, the Ark is typing.
Hold on a second, he's typing, he's typing, he's typing.
Let's see what he says.
He said, oh no, he's typing still chat.
He's typing.
He said, yo, I just left the gym on my way home.
Like what's the best fighting practice?
What what is what is the best map where I could just fight like a bunch of people at once
No, not 1v1s, bro
1v1s is not it lace it's called like
I'm not playing the fucking pit
Lace lace told me one I forget what it was called the one we call them
I feel like it was called like turtle.
I swear it was called turtle, turtle flight suite.
And I said, Lace just doesn't answer the phone.
This one, this one.
Huh?
Yo Lace, I'm on stream, they can hear you real quick question.
What was the map you told me that was good to get to like, you remember you were talking
about it? Okay, thank you, bro. Okay, Chad, it's almost fucking game time. Why am I? Oh wait,
Matt or daddy invited me. Chad, you know what I just kind of realized just now?
How long have we been living in this new house?
two months and I don't have actual Wi-Fi yet.
Huh, huh, huh, how's that work, huh?
De-roller.
Well, I'm not trying to play no fucking pro turtle fights,
bro, the fuck is this shit?
Why am I playing with pros?
Yeah, why am I playing with pros? I'm trying to
Because you guys don't want to pay for Wi-Fi who doesn't want to pay for Wi-Fi
Buddy you guys realize I'll pay for whatever right?
Oh my God.
Okay, so you guys are saying this is the best warmup map.
This is the best warmup map to you guys, right here.
Oh no.
Here.
What guns am I using?
We can't hear.
Oh no, it actually hurts to do shit because I'm sore.
Yeah, nice bro. I'm just fighting the best fuck you know what fuck you I gotta stop with
Yeah, 99% of fighting in Florida is literally just confidence
99% is literally just confidence
bad place, man. Bad place, man. Chad, let me warm up. Don't start judging me yet. Let
Let me warm up a little bit.
I haven't played, I haven't played a week.
Let me warm up.
Great aim practice.
Actually great aim, Lace.
Actually great aim.
Can I get a W, aim, lacy in the chat, maybe?
Hey Drew, are you in the chat?
Drew, everybody at Drew, all for me, please.
Fuck!
Drill!
You suck.
You suck.
Matter daddy.
Sit the fuck down.
What?
What?
You suck.
You suck.
You suck.
You suck.
Matter daddy.
Sit the fuck down.
What what do you want drew I need you to do me a favor
I need you to bring me like an ibuprofen or a tight little and then I also need you to bring me a
Game towel, bro
What? Son, you are not Clicks!
Whoa, what is this fucking spawn keeping?
Oh my god, I'm in.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm in.
Is this guy sitting and spraying me with fucking turtle fights?
Like there's no way I'm getting sprayed in turtle fights!
Shadow, what's that one map where I can like play end games?
Why are you 50 pinged? I don't have wifi.
I
Be honest, I would y'all rate my skill 1 to 10
What? What, bitch?
It's a fucking King L.A. I run this shit.
Fucking King L.A. I run this shit.
King L.A. I fucking run this shit, son.
How does he have a pop wait do you change guns oh my god I didn't even know you could
change guys this is the government in the game right yeah it's a striker
that's why I was dying
yeah be honest am I impressing you guys how good I still am
I
Said a damn town not a fucking soaking wet one sonion
I got him moving.
Oh, put a leg right here.
Shadow of Loki moving!
Yo, this might be a hot take. I think Arch would start giving me the God shot, guys.
Facts or no, Chat.
Come on motherfucker, you're fucking with the goat right now!
You're fucking with the goat right now!
You're fucking with the goat right now and I'm moving!
You are my dead ass be better than fucking clips!
What happened to your necks you were not this bad a week ago?
Oh, I don't know maybe I just got on for the first time in a week and maybe I wasn't a
diamond gym?
You dead ass look slower. Yeah, I mean I'm being honest with you guys. It hurts every
time I edit like it doesn't matter cuz aim aim is everything
It's a fucking aim game, it's a fucking aim game, it's all it is chat, it's all it is
chat and you're talking to one of the best in the game at it.
I am not Peter pot chat always on dick that's the thing is if I want to be one
Anybody in this chat talking shit right now? I would buy my own
Little matter that he end game maybe trash I play a little end game and maybe get lasin here
Fuck
So Jack actual question and don't troll or hate you guys genuinely think you're better than me
the game still
Why does a striker do so much damage nice I just
Yes, genuinely, that you are fucking delusional, I feel like this is a good warm-up.
Oh.
That is how you do it.
Oh I can't bro. I can't.
Alright chat, let me try to take this pill.
Chat, new pain killers?
If I take this Tylenol, is it gonna make my
Sword is going away or is that not how it works?
It should, okay.
So Chad, what is the end game map code?
What is the end game map code?
Pro end games or some shit?
Should we get a whole lobby going on this end game map?
What is it called?
Solo Cup Zone Wars End Game?
Is it this?
Pro League End Game.
And if you hear me something going on your back,
going to the beach, maybe shake it to the max.
If you do, please stand.
Wait, should we invite Ron?
Is Ron on?
Why don't you mind let me shake it to the max?
Well Ron's not even on yet?
Wait is Ron not warming up?
Okay I think Ark is on chat.
I think Ark is on.
You just popped an Adderall and sang it's Painkillers.
Yo dude.
I did not just pop an Adderall, I popped a Tylenol.
I popped a Tylenol because I have soreness
from going to the gym.
Something you fat fucks in the chat
wouldn't know nothing about.
You guys are fat, you guys don't go
the gym in this chat. Why are you trying to cover up that you popped a Kodi? So you think
that I just popped a codey we have ten minutes and my TV just got on
Well, how can people like Peterbond arc just never play the game, but still just be like
the best in the world?
I don't get it.
Well, that's not dick ride.
I'm just genuinely curious.
Wait, Peterbond grinds the game?
Wait Peter by grinds is he actually though or you guys just stay chained?
He plays every game.
Yo, why do these games take so long?
Chad, I'm about to show you,
because yo, which I don't know, like, okay, sure,
I might not be the best fighter, right?
But when it comes to end games,
Lil Le is one of the best players.
I'm about to show y'all how I actually play
in these end games, watch this shit.
I'm not a good player.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
What else have I win?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Is this kind of fucking idiot?
This is kind of fucking idiot!
Little A to part of LA.
It's too true, it gave me a soaking wet towel.
I can pick my load out.
Stryker, AR, I don't know, SMG.
My AR, actually.
I don't know, SMG.
Watch this shit.
Oh my god, I'm stacked.
This is exactly what it would be like if Macy played a solo cash cut.
Watch this.
I'm going to let him.
Watch this chat.
Wow, that's called pure mechanics.
Gonna need to refresh your life.
That might be the one, that might be it, that might be it.
I get the loot.
Stay away. You're really killing it out there, kiddo.
I
Get that as well as solo cash cup I can get as well as a little cash, but I don't care
Well, I like you guys you guys kill on this right here salad
Use your master so many
of
the
of
the
not bad not bad not bad no second place come on now chat not bad told y'all
I'm the end game demon! I'm the end game demon!
My vlog is probably going to think at least he cheats with how good he is.
Nice, now I'm about to get stream-scied the whole game. Here we go.
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
Here we go. I'll talk to you when I'm not getting stream-scied, but now, well, now look what happens.
It's time to warm up chat to end the warm up all you need all you need is a little bit of free build
So you need bro telling y'all brown literally teaching y'all how a pro doesn't shit for all the people who want to know how pros
How pros do shit y'all are literally what is in there right now straight up witness in there right now
I
Yo, yo, what's up, right? Yeah, it's a two-minute delay. I bet hey, I'm telling you right now
Ask you guys like literally I'm teed. I'm actually teed right now
Wait, it's about to be crazy wait why all
You played last week, right? Yeah, is it hard? No, it's not
bro the only way we don't cause we just get purposely griefed and streams night
okay so like you so you think we fall yeah listen I'm gonna be honest the
world is against me right now everybody's down to me bro you know how
crazy that's gonna be if you call finals
So how many points do we need today should we do three minute delay to be safe so we
don't get griefs at all
I'm leaving this you two minutes, I didn't have time.
Alright.
15 minute delay.
And then what?
I
Now arc I do want to warn you bro
I
Want to the diamond gym two days ago
I like that so
Bro, I need it for once like in a couple years, bro. I want to go so bad to the guy. No, you don't you don't
This I do bro, I love you like that
Like imagine hell it's like
It's like hell with weights
Oh my god, I'm gonna back out.
We got a Q work.
Or if we got a Q, bro.
All right, chat about to put delay on.
Hey, listen, y'all, I need y'all to hold it down in the chat.
I need y'all to be talking during the games.
Hold it down, please.
Be talking about the games being gauged, all right?
I'm gonna be fully locked in.
I'm putting delay on right now, okay?
I'm putting delay on right now, okay?
It's gonna be F for two minutes, all right?
I'm gonna see y'all for the turn, you bro.
You
We're gonna get an insta queue so you gotta like hurry up I will I can't
Wait, I thought we were going to get an insta queue!
What?
What did you say?
Wait, do we miss the queue?
I think so. It's all good.
No way we miss queue because of a bug.
There's so many queues. We're about to get one in like 30 seconds.
Wait, so question. How many teams play in this?
I have no idea, bro. I think like, I think it's over, I think it might be a thousand or I have no idea, bro.
What? And how many, what's the points we need?
We need like 700 to be guaranteed over two days.
Okay, but how many? Oh, wow. That's 350 a day. Yeah.
Okay.
It's definitely gonna be, um...
That's a lot of points.
We got it.
Okay. Let's do it.
I
Might go on if you wave and see how it is this game
We're anyone
I guess one team.
I think they pulled. I'm gonna get backed off.
Nah, they're so close.
I got hit.
Strike 3, they're gonna grab it.
Yeah, I got it.
They're probably gonna key us in.
Just try not to die, just hide.
Yeah.
They're gonna have a way more loot I think.
Okay.
Would you go on the side I think, right now?
No, no, no, no.
Our only goal is just to make it endgame.
I got jellyfish.
And the earth and the mouth is easy.
Okay man.
I have jellyfish, come on.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm pretty solid, dude.
Damn, I was actually good.
I'm just staying up here while I'm doing it.
By the way, day two is easier than day one.
She'll see you get day one.
We're good.
Okay, bet.
It's not it when we do I think we should play storm
Which I get some surge they call me the surge demon so there's three extra shots on me
of
I don't see that either
I think we just chill here in zone just stay in the POI and then I'm gonna do the ducking
for us later.
More on the team?
More shocks over there.
Be careful, you might get tagged.
Somewhere.
Oh, I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm a surge demon 32 on that same team you try to peek you try to peek from that brick wall right here
This child the Loki don't even make the mad
okay let's just stay here, okay?
we'll go start the duck game
let's farm out my break
you can but be careful so many I think a lot of teams are about to go to the
I'm gonna try to see if I can boss it
Yeah, I have it, you can come
Here, pop this big pot
You have minis?
No, I have no drugs.
Oh my god, on me, what the?
I'm right back, I'm right back, I'm right back up.
I went up one.
Yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow.
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
I see you, I see you.
I see you.
I'm down, I'm down.
35?
I'm back.
They're so bad. Oh my god, those two are horrible.
They got the strikers in there.
It's all good, yeah.
I mean...
I didn't really lose anything except mats, but...
Yeah, I mean, I just lost my chug jug.
Fine.
Are you holding mats?
Yeah, I have six minis three minutes.
Okay, nice, nice.
Okay, we're gonna...
We're just gonna go and farm.
I have that, like, pretty decent SP.
Yeah, I just...
I'm looking to get my medal up.
Probably get it up in the PLI.
I think we should just go and farm in the PLI then.
Sure.
Yeah. What's your max?
Uh, five, two, two.
5, 2, 2, OK, try to get a mags metal.
It's easy those fences to do mags, OK?
Yeah.
How much will you have?
200.
You can probably use my mag here for a quick.
Yeah, okay, you can just pop around that
You have a lot I'm three
Wow
That is a two-cream
They just fucked with the wrong guy!
The way they chase me down, right?
Yes.
And then here it is.
This game is going to be hard, bro.
I know.
I mean, your shirt gets reset.
That's the good thing.
Only problem is I'm going to get stone sickness soon.
Wait, so all the damage I took gets reset?
Arc, that's how it works?
Oh, y'all can hear me?
Y'all, can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, so all the damage that I took gets reset?
Yeah.
I'm not going to lie it's lowkey good if you just like, if you take a lot down you just die when I review you.
There's barrels on me come.
You gotta go bro.
I have shots on you.
as many masses as you can. Yeah, go. We should go into this nerd. I have two more shots of
I'm really getting mad bro. This can be easily good game.
We need to go to the vending machine here.
I'm going to spam my medkit.
We got three.
Can you carry?
Yeah, I can.
No, we'll be fine, we'll be fine.
Don't worry.
How much gold do you have?
Uh, 30.
Uh, that's fine, that's fine, come.
We just gotta make it to the queue then we're good.
Okay.
Tryna be a two-ficked alright.
Yeah, it's all good.
I have literally no mass. I'm trying to farm this.
It's a much nicer game.
Oh my god, that's a really good pull.
Really good pull.
I'm like
Maybe a dumb question does storm damage Kurt Serge no no no
I'm gonna shop tubes
Pop them in
Yeah, pick it up and then come to me
This was actually really good
I'm going to farm all these rocks so I can get some pets, I don't think so, I'm going
I'm gonna waste a shot to get to you
I'm basically 555
Oh my god
That's not bad. How many shots do you have?
I have three.
Oh yeah, let me get it. Nice.
I have open shot too.
I think someone's coming in late.
Nice.
Ready? Edit the wall?
Yep.
Go.
All the way this way.
I'm on that.
Uh, 23.
Nothing apart from here I'm guessing.
Yeah.
I'm shit-bates.
I'm a treasured.
Wait, someone's coming up using our anti-air, I think.
Yeah, right on us.
I'm going to see what I see.
Oh my god, bro.
I can't even do anything about that.
I mean, we could use my chug jug, but I don't know if it's worth it.
You have minis?
Yeah, I have six, yeah.
Okay, here's a picture.
Pop it.
Snack yourself that, it's all good.
Here, drop me your minis and just take this.
We're actually not going to just keep it.
We'll be fine like this.
Yeah! Sometimes in this game of Fortnite, you've got to do good in Shambles games.
We're in a Shambles game right now. We've got to do good, bro.
I'm approved. This is what it's all about.
This is what makes winners and losers, bro.
Got to focus here.
You can hear me right now?
Yeah.
Wow, that's rough.
Hold on, let this team in front of me go and I have a free red tape for us.
They're going that way.
I'm gonna let them go first.
can go first
they're going, ready?
see me?
we just rotated her alive
they're fighting right here?
30
You ready jump inside left
Nice red
take this in gmail
wait do you want to hold us in view?
that's fine
just wait, just wait, 3, 2, 1
take it
wait, wait, wait, wait
you ready?
wait, let's take action on our walk up
take it, holy moly
I'm just gonna give you all my heart, I have a hundred to kill
Yeah, we need to get a kill
We're gonna kill next door this way
Hold back, I see you
Are you ready?
I'm not sure how much I'm not sure.
Oh, bro.
No.
Wait, you get siphoned when you get a kill, don't you?
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck, I wasn't as low as I thought.
I could have stayed in Storm.
Fuck, that's not me.
Nah, it's fine.
Bro, it's just so hard, it's like...
It's like no one to kill.
Chad, I forgot I get siphoned.
I died off for it, that was a problem.
I thought I thought when I killed that guy in storm I was like 10 white so I was trying to make sure I didn't die
It's own, but I forgot to get siphon on kills
Oh, that's not something that bad I was gonna be our worst game cuz I had 400 dangerous skin, okay
I don't even know what I'm saying or something like that.
They might have 150 metal too and 400 wood.
Yeah, that's our worst game then.
Double-tie.
Fuck, chat, I'm a bot for that, bro.
I'm not used to there being a siphon like that.
I'm a fucking bot!
I can't reach.
That only hurt us to drop.
I saw one team.
I mean that doesn't matter. We'll kill them.
I think we're on top of the map.
Wow.
Let's get a good game here, okay?
Yeah.
Stop, we would have been so chilling if this we just got lured down and then lost everything.
Let's get a good game here, okay? Yeah, we would have been so chilling if this we just go alert on and then lost everything
They removed that explosive shit not so here, but then there's like not that good
Max win!
Holy mantle.
Moink.
I have like a pretty fucking solid view.
That's good bro.
You probably just chillin' in your PY like the whole game.
Yeah, it's nothing.
I
Know I noticed I've noticed nobody's land here because I'm scared of us. Yeah
I live action really good this game
I'm not gonna big pie yet
I have two chug jugs right now.
I have six minis and one chug jug.
There's a big car here.
I'm trying to look for Surge south, I don't even see a team.
I'm gonna be honest, I started doing it with that crazy.
Yeah.
I'm just worried I'm gonna get lurked all of a sudden.
Yeah.
How you did 20 what?
If you want shocks.
I have six.
Should I drop my six and hold another chug jug or?
I swear you should hold it because the last game if you had shocks you probably wouldn't
have been able to like get in some easier.
I need a hundred gold. I can give you. Should I hold, should I hold six of my knees or two
two chug jugs
two chug jugs, they need to be terrible
did you get a shot?
that was you
what?
did you get it?
yeah, I got it
of
the
house
of the
Okay.
My balls, it's...
Chad, be honest, I know you all are gonna see this
two minutes later,
But, like, one to 10, how did I play first game?
It actually was, I played good, I stayed on arc well,
sure I could've clutched.
Wait, did you get a gold shotgun?
Yeah, I have one.
Oh my god, we're so stacked.
Okay, good.
I don't even know there's a pad back there.
A little crouch, a little crouch movement.
Wait, hold up.
What?
I think that's a solo.
Right?
Looks like it.
Where is he going?
Is he going to hit pad?
Yeah, I don't see a teammate.
Let's see where he goes.
Yeah, he's going back there to reboot.
Here we go.
I'm down, yeah.
Let's go.
Should I shock again?
Yeah.
Oh, he's far. He's all the way over there.
You see? Yeah. That's good? Yeah.
I just watched him fly. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
I'm padding.
What do they got here? Yep.
70 white.
Man, it's a brother.
That takes them all the way over here. No, it is not.
Yeah.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's hunt them down. They're obviously terrible if they're flying like this.
Should I start popping shun for wights?
Yeah.
Bro, oh my god.
Okay, let's go back in the heat way to cool it up then.
Wow, they just hit a portapod, either.
Wait, oh my god, I see him!
Oh my god!
23 on him?
Nice.
What about you? What about you?
100, 100!
What?
I'm not lost.
Nice.
I'm not sure.
Wait, you still love us?
Dead.
Let's get to it.
Wait, how much are kills?
There's another team. There's another team. Watch out. Watch out.
Come on, come on, come on.
We should have did it.
Okay.
Let's chop down, okay, let's see, you ready?
Nice.
Fly, fly.
All right, good shit, bro.
Light low, two kills.
Kill the two points in this?
Yeah.
I can go by three big parts.
I can't get it unless you have gold.
I have 100 gold.
Oh, I'm close to a chug jar.
I got 300 gold now, you need?
Yeah.
get more meds
here's the order
how many shocks do you have?
wow okay that's not good bro was there extra shocks though?
yes there was
I got four right now
You should go pop a big
Or pop something
Yeah I can buy a big
What was that noise?
I feel like it seems like they don't lurk in your storm.
He pulled, he pulled, he pulled, he pulled.
I'm coming here.
Just stay where you are.
Just stay here.
You got me all your gold.
555, 3 makes 2 chunks.
Don't pop yet, I'll tell you when.
Oh my god, B. It's on us.
Wait, pop now. Pop.
worse
we have four shocks i think i should be enough until we get a kill
focus! come on!
well we're actually stacked this game, we can make some of the nap in
yeah i have two full chugs in Phoenix
oh my god
That's good, that's good.
Ready?
Watch your head.
I don't know why they're looking, I'm not going to lie.
I'm going to keep going.
Alright, now we're good.
Pop my weak check.
Let me like, put a little bit of metal on the surface.
Let's go get on the surface.
Come here.
Spray this, Spray this, Spray this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Nice, bro.
48 on the other guy.
Can I go to that?
Spray this, Spray this.
work good kill bro is this for you to max out in there pick up the extra light I
want to get those shocks I know you want to say shock to a shot like drop me
to rescue wait oh come to me bro come to me I'm gonna have to do uh I'm gonna do it I don't
Take this.
I'm fighting back into sleep.
I was trying to be hell.
I know.
Good shot. Let's get to a high-light and shock again.
We got to shock once.
Under there, in box.
under that metal team you're gonna get a hundred percent pretty sure you got to
just build it's gonna be the build wait wait wait for another team to go
I'm gonna take this and make it hard.
Yeah, they're on us all.
Let's go.
Are we gonna go up from here?
Yeah.
I'm sweating hard.
That's basically all the hards I have.
Okay.
Nice.
easy game
wait someone's getting hit by a surge by the way
are you guys safe?
are you guys right 3, 2, 1
finish, finish
24
I
We got a left right kill.
Right head, three to one.
Right right back, 40 right.
15 right.
It pulls up, come.
Okay.
Right, right right.
Left, 40 right.
Left, right right.
Left, right right.
Look for that, look for that, Charles.
I have a really good match
Take our tickets
Nice
Nice
Great great great. Okay. I'll be a little bit chug so
I have two make it to the 60 chug
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I
I have one shot.
Get it, get it, get it!
Oh my god!
Is it G-belt, G-belt?
Yeah.
Just talk to the head.
You got a breakthrough here?
You wanna start the game?
Yeah, good show, L.A.
Stay here.
Your head, bro.
We're gonna go up, on our way.
On our way.
On our way.
On our way.
On our way.
On our way.
On our way.
Oh
Three the game
Fuck wins probably a lot too, right?
Damn, they're still fighting in zone. Yeah, I'd storm sick. There's nothing I can really do I had it to
you.
Now, Jesus.
We're 16th, man.
We're 16th?
Yeah.
That's good.
Not a bad game Chad, it's a great game, that's a great game.
Could have won, I don't think I could have won that, I had storm sickness, there's just
no way, there's no way.
What is that fucking noise?
I'm not even tripping.
Nice.
Nice!
Like I don't understand you guys we have a fantastic game top three when I have storm sickness
Not literally nothing I can do besides play whites and you guys spam sold
Like what are you even talking about my problem with us playing zone?
But like I didn't it was worse
Yeah, I mean kind of think I
Get storm sickness
maybe next time I think you drop your whites there yeah I could oh yeah yeah
cuz like I have storm sixes but storm sixes doesn't hit for like we're
for a while it takes time I think it's like a hundred ticks yeah my way I said
I should just three to make him died in zone yeah
I think it's two teams. Oh my god, there's like four teams.
16 on one on one. There's so many teams.
One more here.
We should probably... low key, come, come, come. I have an idea.
Okay.
The roof is building and we dead.
You ready?
Help.
The whole fucking lobby's there.
Yeah, that shouldn't mean like this is what's behind it.
this farm adds
I have the really shitty shotgun to turn the team here.
We have to go to the team room, we use box.
I think it's on Khan.
Hi Barrel, nothing you can pop.
Nothing to pop all that.
Is the extender better than the Maven?
I think so.
I don't know.
I mean it depends.
It's up to you.
Watch out, there's a team right here.
Wait, he's AFK, I think.
Where?
I'll go, I think he's AFK.
Shut up.
I'm keeping him.
I see me, sir. I see me, sir.
I can't get you, I'm not.
I
Think he came back
Just bring them cuz I don't have any ammo or anything to get to you
Maybe we just did say back to that go back to that
Come out Casey
All the way
No way he was a okay, I don't have a shock and I want to kill them
Holy shit this split is dog shit
Now we'll be good like we have no loot now, but we'll get it all later
We're gonna release boats be a gas fire here
Well if I'd have shock and like I'd say you should keep it
three
three
three
three
three
three
Yeah
I just got a chug drink I'm not
Shit bro absolute shite
They're fighting right here, let's leave it we gotta go. We just gotta focus on getting stacked right now. We got nothing
Wait, if we could run fishing cloths, I'd have six EMPs.
I could get a ton of healers.
I'm two, five, two and a half.
There's a heli-metal here.
Let's get it.
I mean it could be worse
Could be worse right yeah, I'm not gonna lie this chair in there reminds me like a long time ago. It's just like chill
Back when I used to just play for nature use
Good shocks or no
I gotta get you some.
I have 220 gold though so I could buy some of this mobility here.
That's a vending.
Yeah there is.
I bought a chug chug. I have two of them.
I'll buy you this.
That'd be a few probably.
Um, and then here, take some.
Take a big pot.
You should have many in big pots now right?
Yeah, 6 mini-stunies.
I'll go.
Wait, how much were the shots?
300.
I almost could get another stab.
You have enough? It's all good we can go over here.
When we're getting keyed, just make sure you're aware because people are going to flank you from your back.
Okay.
Do you have good wood now or no?
Oh, yeah, I got it.
nice bro
if we're 5-5-5 we should easily get top 5 every time
wait is there is there um are you lowing this? no you low oh shit
now there's a team on there bro we don't even need to greed
don't even greed
I'm a little behind you.
Do you have any search?
Yeah
Yeah a little bit
I don't think sir just gonna hit this game though. It's really dead
Yeah, we don't we don't need it full chilling right now
Grab that chest
I
Let's go this is a double use of the chat man work out we're in 16th place
And we're stacked. Oh, I wouldn't say stacked we're stacked on that's well
We're your mods
Can you guys update the pin to put what place we're in and put it in mods update the title to say like Lacey XR?
60
Please
Were you about the memo? Yeah
Interesting.
Is that worth?
I don't know.
I don't even think it gets anything good.
Yo, ban the guy that just said Quidoba is better than Chipotle.
Genuinely, like ban, I'm not even trolling.
That is the most insane take I've ever heard.
I haven't been to a fucking Quidoba in years.
I will tell you something though. Chipotle does have comp and it's underrated comp. It's called the moes
I don't know if y'all have ever had moes. Moes is comp
What's your favorite fast food, hark?
Um bro, I don't know. I just like I used to like fast food, but like not anymore, but if I probably like trick-fil-a, okay?
Let me guess it is Keynes.
Nah, my favorite fast food.
Okay, it depends.
Are you saying like, if health wasn't involved.
Yeah, yeah.
Taco Bell.
Fucking love Taco Bell.
Bro, what?
Love Taco Bell.
Doritos.
Get a little, they have these combos.
Three Doritos, Locos, Taco Supremes.
And then you throw a little Chicken Case of the Young there with rice.
I'm going to go left, just edit the wall and then aim left, ready?
I'm going to take a lot of images, holy shit, you're way ahead of me, just go, just go.
I'm flying.
Get right here
Big part right here
No, I get always get scared boxing on trees because one of the last seasons I put
36 someone
I'm just in wood.
One of the last seasons I played was when the trees could fall on you.
Oh really?
Yes.
Well that was so long ago.
You haven't played since then?
Well not, I'm saying like that's like for some reason one of the ones I remember.
I got 70 surge on that guy by the way.
Nice.
I don't think it's gonna hit though.
It's that free game.
but his team is drones he's just forming his tree
yourself out on shocks
here just come come
we're trying to run for a bit
and then we shock later
yeah just leave it
they're below us they're below us
you sure?
come
I'm scared there's a team in that bush
can we clear it?
We're not even gonna go near it.
At the brick wall, okay?
Go.
Just follow this team.
Yeah.
Come this way, come this way.
We're done.
I need brick only.
So I need...
Wait, look at this.
Three, two, one.
Wow.
if it pulls up it's looking kind of good we're gonna have to shock west
thank god bro oh my god less up
I've never seen this so unaware we can
Slide down all the way
I'm full of John you've been that's like oh wow. Oh wow, that's huge
I'm gonna take a little bit of time, okay?
I'm greeting hoping it doesn't pull back up down.
three two one
all right
get out get out get out get out
get out get out
no you got your feet on the side
get out get out
get out
no he's coming
I don't have to play
stop that
he's coming he's coming
you got it you got it you got it
Holy shit, man.
Ready?
I'm going to edit this when you shock.
Yeah, ready?
Go.
OK.
I'm going to get someone if you get to me.
Go here, go here.
I see you.
I see you.
OK, so OK, just show.
Reef that, ref it.
Splitting, splitting mass, mass.
That's kind of a bad word.
OK, here.
Shock us.
Take my shot, take my shot.
Take my shot.
Go.
I'm afraid, I'm afraid.
What?
What?
Nice.
Dead head.
I got the loot, I got the loot, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
Here, shotgun, shotgun, shotgun.
Okay, okay, okay.
Right here, right here.
I'm shot.
Ah, you won't get it.
I won't like you.
Ah, you're close.
It's all good, it's all good, bro.
Ah!
I had so many mats.
Yeah, I think I tried to grab the wall that you tried that you were trying to grab at
the same time. Fuck, bro.
Damn, that game could have been such an easy top three. We're so stacked.
Oh, I'm not going to lie to you. I'm sitting here and all I can think about is like,
I don't want to go back to the gym ever, bro. Like, if I think, like, if I'm the
only one of the shed who just doesn't like the gym. Fuck! We should have done way better
That game on out such an easy game to
I
For chat how do you guys say I
Lacey sells so every game for I think we grab the walk the same time like how is that a cell arc was in a box with a
Duo I tried to edit them out and try to edit at the same time like how like what are y'all saying?
We're still on track
You guys actually have no idea how this game works in my teammate shockwaves into a box with the full duo
You guys know because there's a thing if I sat there and stared at the wall and watched them die
Then it would have been sold. Why didn't you help them?
But then if I try to edit the water help them out
It's sold why'd you edit the wall like there's no reading?
Definitely a team two teams
Oh wait.
He's gonna run here.
I have shots if you want to get out of my body.
Hunter?
Let me match, let me match, didn't I?
What are you doing here?
Spectre, Spectre, I need...
No hole bro, oh my god, they're so bad.
Hey, Ress.
He's fucking... he's bursting me through the wall.
How do you...
I'm going to get enough of this.
There's so many games.
Yeah.
For that gun is so ass
Yeah, I know I literally I peanut butter peaked them shotgun him for 60 and he just at his burst and kills me first
If we can get to like 300.
Lacey is a fatty.
Thanks for the five gifted brown.
Can we get to what?
200 in the next two.
I think it's 200 this game by winning it.
Yeah, I know. If we do that, then it's just pretty cool.
Let's see what Shane's posted, bro.
But just in Minnesota is sending Julius Randall in the 28th pick in the NBA draft to the Brooklyn
Nets in a three-team trade that sends Nick Claxton to the Chicago Bulls.
the Timberwolves will acquire Brooklyn's number 33 pick.
What?
So they traded Julius Randall,
who played great in the playoffs
and a lower number pick for a higher pick?
I gotta be missing something here.
I gotta be missing something here.
What the fuck are they doing?
Alright, let's run it, come on.
That treat doesn't even make sense!
I didn't see anyone.
Did you see someone or not?
Oh, I didn't hear anybody jump, but...
Okay.
I don't see any gliders or anything I don't think anybody's here
Above us, above us, I don't see them
There's one on the other side
Maybe in front of the air if I get SMG
Oh he said we went on the left one
51 on the right one
We got our own side that's it
of
all of the numbers
Shrinker in here?
Why are they gliding so high?
Are they dumb? They gotta be ass, right?
You wanna go other side, yeah.
You wanna go south for ducking?
Yeah, I know I did, right?
Right here like you see the balloons. Yeah on the left of the balloon
Like like shoot them or something or no, no, no, just let them
my pot might be
they're like, they're in the river area right now, the ducks
do you know where the other team is?
I have no idea.
I don't see them anywhere.
Oh, shit
Wait, there's shocky on me, shocky on me, shocky on me, shocky on me, shocky on me
You dead?
80?
Okay, I'm here, I'm here
You need me up, you need me up, I can shock up to you, I'm probably gonna break me down
Go, go, go
idiot they are now we shit on them
down rear head oh my god like a little
hundred pump on the back little backshot
on them so I knew baby back shots for
days
my favorite yeah go go buy some chug
How much gold do you have?
25 lbs.
Yeah.
I'll put some up to it.
Yeah.
Type 4 if you're horny.
Yeah, I can get pretty easily so yeah, I don't have lights, that's the only thing.
Fun.
I guess I'm going now.
Yeah, I got no one. Do you have wights or no?
I mean, we have chug, but there should be a campfire and barrels
I got a med kit for myself you might just want to pop some chug
Just pop like 20, pop like 20, pop like 30 or something.
They're the blue shriker, you need to probably just keep going.
Empire.
Holy zones.
That's not even bad. We're just taking our time, that's all.
I guess you can say I'm playing evil Fortnite.
Yo.
Okay, there's a many machine up here, but
I don't even have enough for a fucking ketchup I do I do I can give you gold pop like that truck. Maybe this is not bad
There's a team playing on the pad up there
Oh my god.
Are you gonna hold next?
I can drop my minis if you want.
We're just dragging us bro. Oh, hell no. Let's go back and come.
We're gonna hit the cube.
I'm getting restricted.
You got me?
You got me, as far as hell, bro.
You got me, you got me.
Is that it?
Is that it?
Yeah.
Did it?
Hold the right.
Alright, said.
Let's go right right. You want me to talk to you? Yeah. Yeah. She bought meds before
Yeah, we should.
Whoa, wristy here, Chad! Might not be able to play zone at all in endgame!
Keep it front. Be careful.
Wait, you wanna jump on him? I'm gonna jump on him, Joe.
I'm tough
100
Good shape, bro. All right now we hit riff
Shots you shot medkit for the extra babes not not I keep you nice. It's only one. Oh
Yeah, I pick up the things that fuck the man and pick it up
I'll form I would until you get here
I can't burn them.
Alright ready?
Yep.
Let's go.
Oh wow.
Are you good?
Yeah I did get flashed.
This is the...
Are you killing them?
So ever.
Yeah well we're gonna make it in.
They're going their own way, let's turn left this time.
I'm a little lower than you.
It's all good.
Alright.
I'm gonna go back.
I'm gonna go back.
I'm gonna go back.
I'm gonna go back.
I'm gonna go back.
I'm gonna go back.
I'm gonna go back.
I'm gonna go back.
I'm gonna go back.
I'm gonna go back.
I'll give you some berries if you can top them up here, top some berries.
20, there's a key back here.
Ready?
Good?
Yep.
Just keep going.
No shade is there?
Yeah.
Four.
Okay.
I'm gonna ask is there a skill gap with shock weaving?
I swear to God someone is doing orcas always like ahead of me when he shocks.
I'll pop some of my chug chug.
I'll pop a little bit of mine soon.
Here, you can pop mine.
No, it's on every one.
I'm 100.
Okay.
Is someone chesting out in the basement?
Fucking fireworks!
Robin didn't know that was a thing.
Well, that's rough.
I don't think we make it off the hill yet. We should probably go closer.
We got this extra big.
Coming in.
five go up go up go up come come go up another
more bigs if you need
you need the bigs?
so many
there's four extra bigs
I wish you could combine chug jugs
what's your mats?
Four four four, okay
Chat I need you to focus you mean locked in bro. You need someone this game. This is a big game
Lacy clutch is what I do
Bro look at the map look how far we've had to come and all the way across
nice little cheeky peek
I see my mobile, it's just like, ramped up.
There's a team here, come this way.
Watch your floor.
Watch out for that here.
Okay
There one metal. Yeah, okay. I'm four four two
What do you see I just see this metal box
box I am looking at the water
yeah
wait what's the strategy
3, 2, 1
I already delivered
here's all my light ammo
finally one full
I did you up
no audio on that one
down and then pop some of your drugs
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, they died well.
Okay.
Um...
We're just gonna shock.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like, like E kind of.
Alright.
I have to go down
Wait let's try first
I don't think there's no pool
I'm going to top on us
We're going this way, ready? We got to come out
Come
We got to come out
Get ready
Get ready
Watch our first
Get it
Watch the first
Watch the first
Watch the first
Watch the first, watch the first
Watch the first, watch the first
Watch the first
Watch the first
Watch the first
I can't get that.
Throw a shot at us.
You ready?
Come down, come down left.
Wait, look, look, look!
Come, come, come.
I got the dead.
That body?
Oh
I
Can't take I have so many minutes
Okay
behind you behind you behind you
you're a top three
no bro you just greased me
okay top three what's that guy doing
I don't know that's a good game
that's that's when we dropped them in bro that team just like
glitched up through the cone I got stuck
That's a good game though, it's almost 200.
Yeah.
Damn, Brutus, playing a Fortnite makes me hungry.
25th?
Okay.
Okay.
Chad, how's Ron doing in, with, with Venom, how's Ron doing?
Is Ron doing good?
I just realized I'm asking questions when there's just zero chance I'm gonna get the
answer right now.
I'm gonna be honest, bro, I might actually be the biggest fat slob in the world.
Oh, no, Tron.
I don't like some shit for her.
How did you buy her house?
I don't know.
I was about to buy it, but I used it after that.
After that I got a trick out my mom. I look you need that shit back. I think about it. She's watching
That's why season one. Yeah, so like two years ago
Like Lacey should have made grand finals not getting carried two years ago. So he's definitely not bad
WRC. Oh, I can't think I have so many nets
Fuck I shouldn't have died here, bro
I
Top-3 is not bad. No, it's actually good
That's bro that team I think they were literally just zero builds like crouching on low ground and then wait by the way for a sickness
You don't have to worry. You don't instantly hit
Oh god.
Did I say it was active?
Or did I just feel warning?
Oh, I think it was just the thing is I had it since like the first like moving.
So I was just in it out of form.
Yeah, so you could still think a little bit.
Team above you.
You'll be fine.
I think it's 15.
Let's go right side.
Let's go right side.
I
Have to get it up here. It's a nine damage. Yeah, that's it
We should loot up and then go back here, I think it was on
What do I say there?
Do you have shotgun?
Yeah, I have a B-Shaker.
You got a B-Shaker here.
Nice, there's a Sparmuk now.
Yeah.
What do we do next?
I
Let's go
Not gonna lie Lacey I've been watching arc play for tonight for years. You're probably the best duo in terms of sticking on
He's ever had that
That's what you're true. I'm not gonna let us
True.
My mechanics aren't fast. I'm not the best fighter, but like...
I'm riding dick.
I think the only thing you gotta learn is maybe like, awareness a little bit.
Yeah, no, I know. But the thing is, I feel like that's gonna come back over time.
Yeah, well...
Bro, what's your final thing you're gonna understand?
Exactly.
Like, even like today, I've seen my awareness slowly get better, like getting shocked on my head.
Yeah.
I've seen me slowly realizing it more.
They're just snorkeling us, you can pop.
Wait, on your back, on your back, Lacy, Lacy, on your on you.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, see me try to keep me?
I don't have much maths.
Come on, come on, Lacy, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come
holy shit, way to say alive left
what's the bottom one?
I got it here, I got it here, I got it here
I think plus three
thirty wide
two sprites if you got
thirty wide again
Oh my god, you're him Andrew all that ass decided to TV Andrew or kill TV Andrew all
I
Another team now we're good bro, like it's not even as hard as I thought like you're not as bad as I thought
Oh, no, I have no lights you've any lights or no, yeah, but this is for check
I
Holy fuck just like a shockwave PY. What is this?
You're safe. Are you holding the phone? I could have 18 if I wanted
I have two medkits right now and then I'm gonna buy a Trojan, let me get in.
I almost had enough to get a Trojan too.
Well yeah, we should probably hit this pad, yeah?
Yeah.
what the fuck to you?
why?
i have no weights
i have a...
definitely
pop small fry first
pop the small one first
and then pop the big one here
Here. Flopper.
Flopper action, and we see Lisa's 1988.
Yeah, pop that.
Right, over here.
Let's go.
Let's just look at that.
That's a very good one.
More shocks, like holy...
I think someone's rebooting.
Why, why?
You think they're live?
I don't know, maybe I'm tweaking, but I swear I heard a reboot.
I'm getting placement already.
What?
Should we go and check on the DLI and get chug jugs or not?
Yeah, I'm coming here.
I hear shots.
Oh, you gotta watch out for that.
Oh, they're fighting the boss.
Bro, just get our loot quick and then.
We can do it for her to give me an extra, uh, a club.
Yeah, hold on.
Alright, that's your quick.
Come on, man.
Come on, hold that.
It might come back here
Can't even build it for some reason
Stuff oh shit little tide it's fucking me my ass here
So we're not even doing that. Oh god top 30 is good
I'm going to be honest, I don't know about you guys bro, but I feel like we've just been
running from the fucking zone all turning it.
it's the easiest way to call
I don't want to have to find my chugging for the lights
yeah you're not going, you're not going to have to dude, we'll be fine
I'm shocked it's up there
You going to bending?
Yeah, I'm sure I'm gonna be
I have no way so
Yeah, I'm at kids
Please!
Wow man no more storm noise, well actually it's just stuck in my head, and we've been
I'm going to go farm, stay where you are, are you cat max?
I'm basically, what are you missing, I need 50 wood and 40 metal.
old-fashioned OG Fortnite base here, Jeff.
Here.
All right.
When I count down from five, I want everybody in the chat to glaze me.
Just type a nice message and glaze me.
Five, four, three, two, one, blaze me.
Let's go, let's go.
Ready?
Yep.
He's a fast log.
You're way ahead of me.
Yeah, it's fine.
I'm gonna shock you.
Just shock me.
They're keying you.
They're keying you.
Come to me.
Come to me.
Shock again.
Shock again.
I think the key is not the lobby, yeah, not a bloody one, there we go, that way the key
yes here right yeah they will
last game time
we're gonna be top ten after this game
someone's saying kaisen at ten a hundred thousand times buddy stop self-promoting
someone
Nice
I think they know it's us yeah
It's like hella space
of
to
I can feel the sweat in my butt.
You sweat while playing?
Bro, Fortnite makes me, it's like a sport, but it's like exercise.
I sweat while playing, I get hungry, I get a little dehydrated.
That was probably your chair.
Might be.
come on nice that's good that's good that's good that's good come back down
those are our bells right there I don't know I think so yeah
I'm going to make one box out of it.
I'm going to make one box out of it.
I got our belt it's over here
I'm gonna make one box out just to be in such a space
We're probably one of the most stacked right now.
Yeah.
There you go.
Okay, ready?
If it pulls, if it pulls that way, just shock us instantly.
Okay.
Go, go.
I'm gonna go
Go go
Here
I'm gonna try a little bit
I'll pretend
No I must box
Wait I'm gonna box
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
I'm pretty solid on this.
Ok, let's drop this, drop this, drop this, drop this, drop this, drop this, drop this.
I'm playing, I'm playing.
I'm just gonna kill them.
Ok, W awareness.
Alright, here's a 3-2-2 middle.
There's a solo low-cast somewhere inside.
Get back into the building.
on our low-rater
why did he just die?
get back, get back, get back
never forget it, never forget it
i'm out of out of out
heal up, heal up
i'm good, i didn't get it
hey, just take this now
yeah, yeah
i'm on it
take action, get back to him
nice, nice, nice, i'm holding back
Get back! Get back!
Come, come, come.
Let me at it, let me at it.
Let's put it in.
No shock on us, no shock on us.
Ready, come.
Let the thing go, let the thing go.
Come on, go.
Alright.
Here's all my health.
All my health.
You ready?
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's do it.
Okay, 200 lead is on my mask.
I have a 170 jump.
We gotta drop, we gotta drop.
Come, come, come.
I'm like fucked up a little here.
I'm gonna flank it to you.
Come, come, come.
Nice, man.
I have none, I have none.
I'm the 100-year-old.
Break this break this
We gotta get back up into our bills
Oh
Yeah, thanks, thanks, thanks.
Get down here.
I'm about to open a shell here.
Okay.
I'm 350 wood.
Okay.
I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you.
Press, press.
Get the force.
And then you shot.
Incoming, incoming.
Okay.
Shot, I can see how you do it.
I
Oh
Should I not have taken that
Yeah, I know you're gonna see two minutes late, but should I not have taken that 50 50
I feel like if I maybe if I followed you up, but I feel like if I followed you up
I would have died with you I
See that Matt. Okay. There was a guy just spraying on our back of solo, so I just took a 50 50 and tried to
So so much you play three games probably right yeah, we could end on 380 pretty good
That's not allowed, I'm pro and I'm...
You damn near pro?
How is that not a...
They didn't do good though, they didn't do good the last pro waves
That's why like, people don't say it's fun, man
Good day, yeah, they should have waited better
But there was like, five really good teams lost pro waves
Like, I don't think me and me and he were babies up
Like, there was some crazy ass teams where both, like the creator was really good
The French team had like an ex-French pro
Like, like, Dio, who was playing with Setti, is really good.
She's like a female.
Like, she's extremely good.
Wait, check the whole thing.
What's he doing?
Let's go.
Let's go work.
What the fuck was that?
all that matters that were consistent yeah I mean we've gone every end game we've made
besides what we've gone top five I love how every single time we've died in a game I look
of the chat and you guys just can't solve like every single game I literally can
probably solo clutch a game to top $3 and sold
you know what we should do when I when I go for the loot you should just wait
don't even follow me let me get the loot and just make sure like no one
tickets are back and then I come to you and then we can like play chug jug
zone yeah take our time one team pretty easy yeah I'm the right side yeah I'm
done
you got a figure
I'm literally like a man to monkey Stryker SMG
me. Shotgun or no? Yeah.
I'm gonna go to the other building.
I
Was right there if you get
Not gonna lie lacy you might be one of the best fraggers in the game you should start carrying an SMG
Not gonna lie good calm. I'm trying to carry SMG this game. They try to get some kills and shit
It's gonna be thoughts
I
100! Is that it?
Nice, nice, nice. I'm with you, with you, with you.
Tony?
Where are you?
18?
That's the shit on.
Good teamwork, good teamwork.
That's J, bro.
I came here for you to pop.
Yeah, I got three, I got three.
I think we might just want to burn my truck, Jack.
It's only 100.
Yeah, we do that.
I can use it for, uh, for shield.
Yeah.
I just want meds.
We'll have to buy three big bots.
What do you have right now?
Six minis, two meds.
Just keep all you have for now.
Okay, wait, did they do ducking?
No, no, no, I don't think they did.
I'm gonna go start it.
We just sit in zone.
Yeah I could farm up some gold.
Wait they did do it. That means they didn't get any of it.
Yeah it's over there I see gold chaos.
Okay.
Let's see.
We got a holed shaker.
Wow.
Another chunk here.
Can you hold it?
Okay.
Okay, let's go.
Holy stack!
Go back to the vending.
Yup.
I can buy another chug chug as well.
Another one?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, you can.
Are you gonna hold it?
Or you can't?
Uh, yeah, take him in.
Okay.
That's perfect.
Well, I'm telling y'all,
Chad, this is literally what a pro does!
I might, like,
I might actually be a top 5 Fortnite player of all time!
I'm two full chug jugs six shocks
I'm chug jug three minutes
Are you sorry sir?
Yeah, we are
who is this in the lobby key in every gun
I thought the central kid that there is
they could play deadmine last
yeah they added a lot
I don't even know that
holy max full
do you have any gold?
400
You want to buy med
Yo stop saying it did nothing we mean first of all not an it and yes, I did do something
I literally pull box them and hit them 10 damage
I bought them already
You have cat metal or no
for whatever you can
how much gold do you have?
uh 45
okay number one
i'm chilling here pop pop i'm dead let's go
I'm gonna go back to the base.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
of
the
Yeah, we can hit Rift too if you want or you just want to go up.
Yeah, yeah, but let's go look for the fencing and wait for us on the pole.
I'm trying to be aware, I'm trying to be aware, look around your surroundings Lace!
I think I popped my kit.
Where's Pailz over to our right too?
I see that, it was sort of that I got a full sling truck to that worker, now
How much does he have?
Wait, give me?
That's not a sling truck, by the way
Wait, what are you holding right now?
Two codecarts?
Two codecarts, yeah
Oh my god, I can't find one
Shatter we talk 50
Are you just hitting your right away? Yeah
Try to get on top of it
There's a pot there.
Leave the air though!
We should go left, Trumpfield, all the way.
Dive? Dive on me a little bit?
Ready?
I have a question why am I what like I don't know I'm losing them wrong but you get so
far ahead of me on like mid game shockwaves.
you jump yeah and then make sure you do make sure you tax bring up okay maybe
some sliding you know you need a slide that's not bad but you need a game
momentum on your slide first let's go let's go come go left go left go left
flat all the way
come left come left
I have six shocks by the way
What what?
What?
What?
Nice with you with you.
Not any?
Here you go.
Holy shit, you're the best.
I got the chow jug.
You got the new one, right?
Yeah, I got the new one.
I bought this in Braille Hills.
You're so good, aren't you?
I got it, I got it.
Like, nobody can fuck with you, bruh.
70?
this guy is just gonna fucking repost
no he's dead he can't do everything
what is he doing?
he's one, he's one, he's one
he's up here, this hold
this hold, this hold
nooooo
You got it, right?
No way, you just want some...
He's one HP.
Isn't that a East player or Central player?
I'm a bot, bro.
Oh, I kept trying to edit, and I kept grabbing your body.
There's something not on my edit bind, is the carry bind?
Yeah, you're not supposed to...
Bro, that's so unlucky, there's no way.
Fuck.
Bro.
You're not supposed to...
Bro, that's so unlucky, there's no way.
Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck!
We're still chillin'.
Yeah, I mean, we can play Two-Fool out now.
Wait, should I change my carry bind to what though? I've always had it at that.
I kept trying to edit it, I was grabbing your body, now I gotta watch this fucking chat spam son, bruh.
you
you
you
you
you
you
of
the
death
of
death
I
Know the team you never mind
I made for you here
I don't have it
Yo, he's so alone right here to our left he's so alone it's he may went full right
He's down the hill by himself.
Ready?
Sixty.
Nice. Nice.
Let me go look for a teammate.
Oh, this teammate's long gone.
Let's go this way or that's probably not where let's go all the way around left I see the solo
Where you want to just chase it? Yeah, keep adding a chase
Have a few feel fish first
You know about yourself I'm gonna start fish
I don't know if Shoxy catch up to it.
I'll just go back to the heat wave then, and just chill.
Coming to me though, there's a team fighting close to you, I don't want you to get jumped.
coming in.
We win this game with like 10 kills, that'll be 3, like 330, then we have another game,
it's not even that bad.
I think today was like 400 if we play really good.
Well I don't like how central players can just like queue up and start keying the lobbies.
I'm trying to play mid-wings.
Yeah, but like I swear I can't get that.
It looks like he helps us.
Here we come.
Oh, my health.
First you should have burst
Yeah, yeah right right to my house out. I'm gonna be good. I got a day
I just give you this fucking shit
my loot is shiiiit
what do you need? everything? everything
bad guns, my heals aren't that bad
okay here, just follow me i wanna see
i see that team, okay we can wrap all the way around back to heatwave
and then loot it up whatever you need
okay
are you sure? because I think you were just starting the death beat
not that he did it I saw
that kid's here
yeah he's shooting me
still?
no no no
stay here
have shotgun
I'm talking out.
Don't move, don't move, don't move.
Come on, run up there and do it, you little shitter.
I need the steam to leave the POS so we can loot whatever's left.
Yeah.
I mean my loot's not terrible now, it's actually like whatever I can play with it.
What's your heals?
Uh, six minis, three starfish, two bigs.
No, that's not even bad.
I only have one shot, so that's a problem.
We gotta keep looting, bro.
I got 200 metal as well.
We gotta be careful, okay?
If we get keyed, also, when we're fighting, you don't need to trade them.
Just stay on me.
They're gonna make a mistake before we do.
Oh, shit!
That metal here is crazy. That barrel's gonna pop.
You can find a striker on that building.
There's one in that building.
A great striker better than a purple baby again, right?
Yeah.
I'm on the bedding right now I have 300 golds if you can do anything I think I bought a chug chug
Yeah, goodbye a big yeah, can you give me all your gold?
No, why are you guys Keckling for no reason, bro?
Talks here. I don't know if you want that I'm using carry them. Yeah, yeah, it's not nice
2
We keep my extra
Can you go to each one of them?
No
No no no no
Come on sir
I'm ready, I'm a chakas, go all the way left, wrap around, we're gonna go dead site cause
right now everyone's over here.
You have chem apps or no?
5? Yeah, obviously.
Support Rowland Duo's is crazy, buddy.
I'm not a support player. I'm a fragger.
The fuck are you talking about?
I think I might have saw somewhere I could have been chipping my shots.
Let's go.
Did you see much of Keckles, bro?
of
the
Okay.
All right, let's fucking win this game.
win this game at like 3 30
whether I see right follow me all the way
kind of the job team in front of you be careful team up to my left as well
keep shocking me baby
shock me
I'm good
Just take my shock. I have an empty slot.
Bro, that thing getting lobbied?
Yeah, that's a VR AR.
Oh, here's an RC, dude.
That's all I got.
Yeah.
Well, I'll try to spray that team.
Ooh.
Now the other teams have stopped shooting at them?
Yeah.
Team in brick behind us, and it looks like the team's
just full ramp pushing them.
Yo every two minutes I see a fucking Kekwa stop
Nice
Drop me some bricks. I have 300.
Nice.
I have an empty inventory slot, so we get a refresh.
Wait, should I maybe hold one shotgun in case?
No, just take this. Cause you're gonna shock us anyway.
Keep it. They're getting fought in here.
there come
right three two one
okay
there man back over here
I got both. Oh nice. Nice little kills. No loot, but.
I'll take the voice.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Lacey, will you come to my baby shower then afterwards come to my shower?
What does that even mean? Like you're just a weird human.
I think I'm going for something.
Yeah, we're going to go for it.
Surely they go after each other, right?
surely they go after each other
what are they doing?
they're just holding on
i'm gonna try to get inside, ready?
pull up
i'm just going as far as possible
i'm pausing
so we just have to sneak out of the area and find our car
you ready?
yes, i'm ready
do you see one side?
me
I'm grabbing everything.
I'm grabbing everything.
That's a pretty tough job.
Pick up.
Somebody's here.
Alright, ready?
Yeah, you're good, you're good.
Just follow me.
Get moving.
You left, you left.
I'm probably my job.
Take that in the splitting hearts
Yeah, you can't
No shock on us
Okay. Perfect. Oh my god.
You know what you are.
We need that.
They started.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
I have to fix my phone.
Is that a cop?
They shot us.
Yeah, do it.
I fell, I fell, it's down.
Come all the way.
I play kinda solo, but if you get it, you get it.
Oh, I'm done.
We need help.
I see you.
Hit me up.
I can't.
Drop me mad, drop me mad.
Okay.
Nice there's metal and that's right down there but there's a team on that wall be careful.
There's a top 10.
There's another top there too.
We have so much time so much time
Six okay, I mean you could probably play this game out a little bit, right? Yeah, I think we full play it out, okay
bro i think you placed the cone and you accidentally went in the cone when?
like when you got a drop down, based through the floor, that's unlucky bro
I don't know they just
Yeah, bro, W cell bro W cell
Arc literally said I just solo played and I tried to get back to him and I get sprayed down from the code
Cuz it was a double-eared so so so I can't do shit with this fucking chat
How's Ron doing
your last account or classic you don't got that shit
wait how many how many points did you call on a fifth week
fuck outta here
um
I fucking met her in the shit
everyone's gonna look at me in this
I'm a fucking cheater
maybe 250
I see the omega lights
they're gonna look at you like you're some clown
what the fuck are you there
you don't even got this shit
no this account look at the
you don't got this shit on any account bro
you're looking like a clown
looking like a clown
looking like shit
what are we even
Like, I'll miss you for five seconds as an event on a really little lizard skin.
Is it a rare skin?
Chad, nobody has a skin.
It's actually very rare.
It's a very rare skin.
And this chat's just cackling, bro.
This chat's literally just cackling, bro.
I'm out of the scroll tick tock, fuck you guys.
And I can't even hear it because I can't fucking take my headset off because I have
a broken arm from working out.
I'm never working out of my life ever again.
I hate the gym.
How does it seem like 254, I'm so confused.
There it is, 24th place.
We got a game son, you oh shit
You ready arc yeah, it's game time right here. We're gonna win this game
We win this game. What do we end at?
Like 380 and that's good, right? That's good. We need 675. It's a cool. Oh
Shit, so 350 we're ahead of the curve. Yeah, 350 we'll need another 300 tomorrow like 320
I'm gonna just play how we've been playing. We'll be good tomorrow. Yeah, so to be on track here. We got to get some three
35
Yeah, I can't even say vote on predict because it's fucking delayed. I'm an idiot
I'm calling last game would be real nice.
This game is going to be a key game.
Why is there a golden jackwap?
Stop!
It's going to be dead.
Okay.
Yeah, dude, he's dying already.
drops are mostly going to be unconquered last game yeah that's why I eat a lot of time right now
guys we can at least get god loot, drug jugs, medkits
it's scary to me that we're top 50 after today
yeah
I'm gonna go start that game early I already have max shock loops
of
death
of
death
of
death
more shots on me max win
I'm going to die out later.
Holy shit, I'm lucky.
I'll leave this P.O.I. without a strike at night's week.
Holy shit.
You wanna get that?
I'm gonna be on this side.
He's in the tree.
I think so.
Oh my god, bro.
He's a good loot.
It's got SMGs.
You need one?
Yeah.
Is the flex good?
not better than the singer
please can i get a fucking striker
I don't know if you find them
Yeah, I have two right here
Two or three
There's two
I'm going to get this guy then
I
Yes, I think I'm gonna solo you shopped away immediately
And it is it is it is it is a great calm chase him
Dirty on
You spray him
No, she may see me wait you I'm gonna spam in the back
That's nice.
Team mates pushing.
Team mates running, team mates running. I'm chasing team mates.
I am 30.
He's shocking.
I don't know if he shocks again.
I don't see him anymore.
I need some more
Do you want to charge it?
I have two cool ones, but I need them
You have two ones? Okay, okay, I'll just pop this one then
I mean, you think it's better than SMG?
Not uh, definitely not.
I thought I didn't know stars were in the game.
Guys, I'll check Shamab for this game.
Was it crazy to camp that car until he was back for it?
not worth just two points and the full so far
okay y'all been trolling all night honestly not get traded
need this
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I got a medkit.
We're going to use box, I don't like that.
Do you want to just pop chug and get my Riscuit?
I mean, I think we'll find Waze.
yeah we'll find we'll find I can't fire later
there's one right there if you want
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Well, people actually aren't really keen on much.
that's fucking golden cackle bro
I don't know.
This is unironically probably the most stacked game we've been in since the first one.
Nah, it's not.
I don't think so.
But there's like five minutes left in the tournament.
Nah, the next game though is going to be so stacked, like the one that popped right now.
Yeah, I know.
Did some maro's easier?
Day 2 is like a crash out there. Everyone's just gonna key.
Boston reads to the wizards. Yawness to the heat. Lebron to the Celtics.
Like y'all are just fucking trolled
Giannis is
Giannis got traded to the heat. No, we did not. Yes, he did
He's not going to the Lakers, bro
I think everyone's gonna rotate right into us. Yeah there
We have stingers, there's not much we can do.
kill me. Alright, so 40 points and we're in a great spot.
yeah
40 50 careful team with hunting rifle on the big mountain southeast yeah yeah
What the fuck is this thing doing?
The whole lobby is coming to us.
13, 26.
30 on that guy.
They're fighting him, man.
Don't get snagged.
I think this guy's low.
I'm running back on him.
I
Go ready to go come on chef, okay, nevermind
She wants it one more now. Yeah, I went up one
you
We come anybody buddy singer in right three two one
Uh
I pick up anything Nathan. Yeah, you can I think that's look here
There's an extra chug down what do I do with you
I'll just bring it up
I still don't remember where to go now.
Shocker, shocker.
Good.
Straight east go.
Yep.
See me?
I don't know where to go.
We look back?
Three, two, one.
Ah, nothing.
I don't know where to go.
I don't know where to go.
I don't know where to go.
two, one
ah not that
what are you doing?
can you take the middle?
good
i wanna try to get on the left of this team by the way
you're shocked at one side
got it
how do you get it?
how do you get it?
how do you get it?
how do you get it?
can we do it again?
are you ready, go?
okay, go
nice
come this way
come back
got it
Can y'all see, can y'all, ah, fuck, bro. I just realized y'all didn't even get to watch that last endgame. Fuck.
I sold. That's what I'm about to say. I didn't, I wasn't thinking about the delay.
We wanted to watch, yeah, I know I wasn't thinking, bro, I wasn't thinking, I wasn't thinking, I wasn't thinking, I wasn't thinking.
I'm trying to figure out what can I do there.
Bro, that's just hard to react to.
I mean I don't like I was watching it too like
fuck refloating
What happened to that?
I'd fall at arc, hit a box, and let me go.
I mean I don't even, I genuinely don't even know.
I guess I...
Shhhh...
Shhhh...
What happened?
So awareness?
Yeah, I guess for like...
Look how quick...
Like I was a...
I was...
I was pretty quick to react.
I just didn't get the wall.
I was...
Yeah, I just didn't get it.
You're paying as fuck to four times today. I mean, I can't do anything with my pain.
Yeah, we're going to call. We'll be fine. Yeah, look at this. We had three time wasters
That's the crazy part.
I think we'll be way better tomorrow.
You know, as I look to be on a shit.
All right, I'm about to hop off, bro.
I see these bruh.
I'll see you tomorrow.
I bet.
Peace.
Check division three leaderboard first place.
Is it wrong?
Who's this user in nums?
Who's this?
We're ready.
Lays is in first.
Sonion.
Damn, Chad.
Yo, Chad, if we would have just got
like 30 more points that game,
we would have set ourselves up perfectly.
Now we actually have to like try hard tomorrow.
We're gonna end probably in what?
Like 40 something place, maybe 50th place.
Maybe 60, I don't know.
Let me check Shams. Let me check Shams.
Tomorrow's easier, yeah, I know.
Let's see. Let's see this shit, bro. What is this? Blockbuster, the Milwaukee Bucks
are trading franchise icon, Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler
Hero, Kelel Ware, Jamie Jacquez Jr. Cus, okay. Three first round picks. A pick swap
and a second rounder.
Hold on.
So, the heat gave up their entire future, three first round picks, and a second rounder for
or Yanis, a 31 year old Yanis.
Hmm, I don't know.
I feel like the bucks won this trade.
I feel like the bucks won this trade.
If we're really looking at this in full circle, right, realistically, Yannis was not going
to get the bucks at other ring.
He also didn't want to stay playing for the bucks.
Then they got Tyler Hero, three first round picks, a few young guys, and a second, y'all,
I think the Bucks won this trade.
I think the Bucks won this.
Three first round picks and Tyler Hero for Giannis.
I mean, what does the heat look like now though?
The heat have no guards.
Does he have no guards?
Debian Mitchell Norman Powell?
Hmm.
I don't know do it like do that like let's be honest bro if the heat have
you honest are they a contender now no I don't think this makes the heat an
media contender unless they make another big move.
So you have Bobby, Portis, Giannis and Bam all on the same team.
No depth.
guards. I mean, here's the thing. They got to get someone else. They literally have to
get someone else. I don't think the heat are done. They're going to get another big player.
going to go for a big guard. They're going to sign jaw. He's not a free agent. They
They got the trade for them.
Okay, I mean, interesting, very interesting here.
I don't know why the heat would do that.
I really don't.
Braun to the heat.
Ron is so mad. He's drinking alcohol
If you haven't got paid as soon as must bro this dude Pete fucking hates me he just like why is he going?
I don't know bro like
No money like he didn't quote Venom must we have a proposition tomorrow
Do you think you're able to carry stable Ronaldo to Div2 on NA West, but he will be under the influence?
Not my joke. I'm a joke, chat. I'm deadass. I'm a fucking joke.
Bro!
I think you got this, but I don't know how you- how'd you- how'd you on Central today? Please tell me you're up there on Laterbaud.
What's qual? It's like 3-something.
2-no, 2-40, it's 2-40.
Wait, what happened? How did he not quals?
Yeah, it's like-
Yeah, it's- you're- and you're 8th right now, you're chilling on Central. You got time. You can stop Central early.
Yeah, I want to check what place me and arc are going in tomorrow. We could have played so much better today
I really think we're gonna play way better tomorrow. Goal
Yeah, 42nd we're probably gonna end it like 60th
We can't play so much better bro. Fuck it's all good. It's all good. Yeah, we'll play better tomorrow play better tomorrow facts facts
You played horrible, I don't have a horrible I
I think there's a few times where teams just came on my back and I couldn't like I tried to hold the wall
And I couldn't hold the wall like I physically it would not let me hold the wall
Don't question mark me, bro. Oh, here's the full trip. Oh, I just saw full trade details fuck
Full trade details
He received Giannis and Bobby Portis.
Bucks received Tyler Hiro, Kallel Ware, Jamie Jacquez Jr.,
Kasperis, Roza, Asparagus Jacunis.
Three first-round picks, one pick swap, and one second rounder.
The heat got fleeced.
The heat got fleeced, bro.
They got fleeced.
They gave away their entire team and five picks.
It's an even trade.
No, it's not.
They gave away, they gave away their entire team
and their entire future just for Yannis.
Now Yannis and Bam, that's gonna be tough.
I'm gonna be honest, any bigs in the league,
they're gonna fuck a struggle against Yannis and Bam.
But, oh, imagine making your dream
and you make the NBA just to be called
asparagus by Nick Bosco.
I feel like that's bad trades, I don't know, I need the Lakers to make a move, bro.
Can the Lakers make a fucking move, dude?
Like I've been waiting for the Lakers to make a move, we need to make a fucking move.
How do I tell you, bro, we need to make a move.
Like we need to trade like, dude, here,
I'm gonna tell you right now, if I'm the Lakers,
here's what I'm doing.
First off, who are the upcoming free agents?
I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna make a notepad right now
and I'm gonna tell you what the Lakers should do.
Upcoming free agents in the NBA.
Jesus Christ. First off, do not re-sign the Andrean. Do not re-sign the Andrean. Oh my
God, wait, is this the, is this,
it's gonna be the worst free agency of all time.
LeBron's a free agent.
Okay.
So first things first, if you're the Lakers, if I'm the Lakers owner, number one, let
Let LeBron walk, you have to, you have to let LeBron walk, bro.
I know he's LeBron, but he's asking for a max, okay?
He's asking for a max, let him walk, let him go to the Warriors and play a season with
Steph Curry, maybe they'll make the play in, okay?
He deserves it, he doesn't deserve it, bro.
The Lakers need to worry about their future, okay?
That LeBron walk, that's number one.
Jalen Turin.
No.
Number three, Austin Reeves.
Number two, Let Austin Reeves Walk.
Or actually, Trade Austin Reeves.
You got a trade, Austin Reeves, a sign in trade, yes, sign in trade, sign in trade, Austin Reeves.
You're the worst manager.
I'm sorry, but Austin Reeves is not getting a max contract.
He's not getting a max contract.
What are we talking about?
He wants a max.
Sign and trade.
Austin Reeves.
to the pistons for Isaiah Stewart.
Go ahead and question mark me. Go ahead and question mark me.
or Isaiah Stewart and a return sign and trade of Jalen Durand.
Okay?
So, you're doing a sign and trade of Austin Reeves for Isaiah Stewart and Jaylin Durin.
Okay?
They not doing that.
Yes, they are because Jaylin Durin's walking anyways.
He's walking anyways.
So, now for the Lakers.
You have Luca.
You have Jaylin, you have Isaiah Stewart, you have
Are we Lucanard?
Bro, I'ma be honest, if I'm the Lakers,
I'm going, I'm getting Wemby.
I'm getting Wemby if I'm the Lakers.
But here's the thing,
is if you have Luca, you need another star.
You need another star, okay?
So if I'm the Lakers,
What's another, what's, like, what's a plane, Jack?
Deer and Fox, you'll have to Lakers get Deer and Fox.
I'm throwing away all my jerseys.
I don't care.
I'm throwing away all my jerseys.
Ooh, another good signing for the Lakers.
Sign Tobias Harris.
Another great signing for the Lakers.
Another great signing for the Lakers right there.
Get Tobias Harris, bro.
So that you keep Tobias Harris,
You have Marcus Smart, you keep Luke Canard, nice little catch and shoot player, but it's
still missing another star power center.
Okay.
That's what it's missing.
This team misses the playoffs.
The Detroit Lakers.
Somehow the Lakers have to trade for Milesternar.
I don't know how they have to.
Got to trade for Milesternar.
You gotta trade for Miles Turner.
You gotta get Miles Turner.
I don't know how, but the Lakers gotta do it.
Get Miles Turner to the fucking Lakers, okay?
Get Miles Turner.
Get Miles Turner.
You need a second option still.
Bro, you as the Lakers owner just signed eight centers?
No, I did not.
No, I did not.
No, I did not.
You need one more guard to pair up with Luca in the backcourt.
Are there any good guards that are free agents?
Sign Lou Dork. Sign Lou Dork.
Gotta sign Lou Dork.
Low 3 and D player for Luca not bad at all not bad
They're gonna have to trade for another guard is what they're gonna have to do
They're gonna have to trade
What place did y'all get I don't know let's check I know it's not gonna be good
I know I'm not gonna be happy with this bro this is gonna piss me off it's not
bad we're in qual right now it's actually not bad we're in qual in qual
going into tomorrow and I'm not gonna lie we played so bad bro if you look at
Here's a 20-minute time waster, 15-minute time waster,
20-minute time waster, 20-minute time waster.
Brother, I'm not gonna lie.
God, we should be top,
we literally should be top 20 if we got 30 more points.
So Chad, who do you guys think the Lakers should go for?
The Lakers need to go for a blockbuster trade
for a guard.
Devin Booker. Devin Booker, Blockbuster trade.
Jalen Brown. Blockbuster trade for Jalen Brown.
So, the Lakers would be Laker, it would be Luca, Jalen Brown, Jalen Durand, Isaiah Stewart,
Rui, Miles Turner, Marcus Smart, Luke Canard, Lou Dort, Brawny, who else, we don't know
Who else, who else, who else, who else, who else?
Gotta get some guys in there who like,
who like are solid players, but not like,
you know what I mean, like maybe you sign,
maybe you sign.
Sign Jonathan Kaminga.
Sign Jonathan Kaminga.
We get someone like signed Benedict
Matherin as well, and bang, this right here,
the Lakers win the NBA Finals.
Luca, Jalen Brown, Jalen Durand, Isaiah Stewart, Rui,
Miles Turner, Marcus Smart, Luc Canard, Lou Dart,
Lou Dort, Jonathan Camingha, Benedict Matherin.
Maybe you just sign like a little like,
sign like a center off the bench to come in
and play defense a little bit.
Maybe like a, there's gotta be a set,
like maybe like a,
gotta be a center out here.
Gotta be a center out here that could come in
and just play defense and that's all you need him to do.
Gotta be someone.
Robert Williams fuck it have them come on over and play defense
Bang this is how the Lakers win the NBA finals. Thank you very much
Maybe you guys should put me in charge of the team
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How much money do you think they have there's this such thing called cap space?
Okay, yeah, but you have to understand LeBron if you guys understand how much LeBron is getting paid right now if you get
Rid of LeBron and you get rid of Austin Reeves. You know how much space you're freeing up
All right, chat.
It's official.
First day of FNCS Division One opens.
Me and Ark finished in 47th place.
We finished in 47th in nine games.
So if it ended today, we would have qualified for finals.
I'm going to be honest, we played bad.
We played bad and still got top 50.
We had three 20-minute time wasters.
I'm not happy with this performance at all.
Tomorrow, I'm telling you all right now,
tomorrow is going to be a whole different ball game.
We're probably going to finish top 20 tomorrow,
if I'm being honest with you guys.
probably going to finish top 20. But overall, my first ever division cup, 47th place. On
pace to qualify finals. On pace, y'all. Deadass on pace. Get some VOD reviewing.
That's a big-ass sunburn, oh god.
So, what are you on my dick for?
No, no, no, show it up. What are you on my dick for?
What are you on my dick for?
Nah, chat. I'm not doing anything.
I'm getting off, bro. I'm getting off.
I'm gonna be honest. I've had the fucking longest day ever.
I woke up. I filmed a YouTube video yesterday.
I didn't even sleep.
I went right from the YouTube shoot to the flight,
in and went live right away literally didn't even I haven't slept um so I'm
exhausted I'm about to just go fucking relax get some sleep and then I'll be
live tomorrow but a w streaming a chat w arc tomorrow we got the division cup
with arc we need top 50 to qualify as long as we stay in the top 50 we
qualify tomorrow and I'm very confident after today that me and arc will
because we made some stupid ass mistakes that we won't make again but hey I
Love y'all and I'm gonna see you guys in tomorrow's stream. All right, make sure y'all are here tomorrow for division one day, too
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And strap it through the bag
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But I love a nigga home