Lacy
💥 OG DALLAS STREAM 💥 9 HOLES, 9 SHOTS CHALLENGE 💥 GOLFING 💥 GETTING HAMMERED 💥 TAPCAP RESTOCK OMG 💥 !CLIPPING !YOUNGLA
06-26-2026 · 10h 24m
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Y'all see me. Can y'all hear me?
Yes, yes, let's get it
Hey, let me know when nodeys out. I don't know what's going on with quick today, but some shit is fucked up
some shit is fucked up dude just got no need just got no need just got no need
no need gang no need gang no need gang no need gang not again not again not again
yo hold on let me see if I could see oh fuck there we go there we go there we
go there we go if you're here off the notey type here in the chat bro sorry I
I don't have my starting soon screen y'all. I'm not gonna lie. My shit's a little fucked up. No, no, no, no
Let's go know the game. Let's go. No, again
Hey, what's up? Layla
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Holy shit balls guys, why's that question? Is my setup a little too like bright?
Is that better is that better a
Little bit a little bit a little bit. How about you come take this little dick? Yeah, motherfucker come take this little ass dick then
I don't know what I'm saying, bro.
I don't know what I'm saying, bro.
Hey, guys, I'm not gonna lie.
Today's stream is about to be a banger.
Today's stream is genuinely going to be a banger, bro.
So I'ma tell y'all what today's stream
is going to look like, okay?
Starting off, we're here in the OG crib in Dallas,
this OG desktop, we barely ever stream here.
It's where I used to live.
So we're going to be streaming here,
doing some reactions, hanging with the big click.
And then we're going for a ride in Clix's,
wait a second, what car does Clix have?
A Ferrari?
Clix is going to take us for a ride in his Ferrari.
So I'm going to get to ride in the Ferrari.
Maybe he'll let me drive it.
Not a bad shout.
Maybe Clix will let me drive the Ferrari.
I feel like, I feel like that's fair, right?
I feel like it's fair to click stuff to be driving the Rari.
You look like a hoe.
OK, bro, I don't even know.
I don't even know.
What does that even mean?
How do I look like a hoe?
You look like a bad bitch.
Your eyes still look fucked up from yesterday.
Oh, yeah, I don't know how to get the face paint off my eyes.
If anybody has any advice, I'd happily take it,
but I don't know how to get the face paint off my eyes.
It's literally just stuck here.
So don't really know what to do.
Don't really know what to do.
But after we are done hanging with clicks,
me and Pilate have a tea time at a golf course.
Now, this is not just any normal round of golf.
This is a challenge.
it's called the nine holes nine shot challenge.
So every single time that I play a hole
and I don't par it,
I have to take a shot at the start of the next hole.
Now, last time,
Pilot did this,
he said that he got blackout drunk.
So, here's the issue.
If I don't start off hot in par a couple of the first five holes, I'm probably going
to end up blackout drunk by hole number five, and then there's just no coming back because
I'm not going to be able to get a par while drunk.
It's 2 p.m. and this retard wants to drink.
Well, actually, no.
Our tea time is not until 5.45.
So we have about three hours till the tea time.
I could pre-game a little bit.
I could pre-game a little bit if I really want to.
But honestly, I feel like I should just not drink
until we get to the golf course.
Thoughts?
It's hot as fucking Dallas.
Wait, what does that have to do with anything?
What does that have to do with anything
being hot in Dallas. Texas heat is no joke. Wait, what's the weather in Dallas? What the
the fuck is the weather and they can't be that bad 92 degrees 54% humidity
That's not bad brother do you guys understand that having 54% humidity makes it makes 92
feel like 118 or no if it's 54% humidity that means 92 feels like 184 so you're
telling me it's 184 degrees outside. It's 184 degrees outside. Why are you guys
calling me a sped? Is that not how it works? The humidity, whatever the humidity
percentage is, you double the degrees by that. So you do, it's 50% added onto 92.
So it was all it would be it feels like a hundred and it feels like a hundred and
92 plus 45
It feels like a hundred and thirty seven right
God Dean it must be hot as a bitch out there
It must be hot as a mother fucker hundred thirty seven degrees
Brother, I don't even know if I could fucking live
Lacey you're getting too skinny. Thank you, bro. I actually appreciate that message man
Not a lie might have to be IP you not Tristan might actually have to be IP Tristan in the chat like generally might have to be
I can be him. I got a W Tristan spin
And you guys are saying L, L Tristan.
All right.
All right.
Also, guys, in about 45 minutes, we
have a restocking of Tap Caps Creatures 2.
All the people who've been seeing all the unboxings,
everybody showing their Tap Caps.
If you did not get one, we have a very small restocking
coming at 3 o'clock.
So in 45 minutes, if you want to get more,
or if you want your last chance to get this drop,
that is coming out very, very soon.
Very, very, very, very, very, very soon.
Very, very soon.
Oh, I can't even react to Twitter
because I'm not logged in.
Wait, I'm not even logged in.
I can't even react to Twitter.
Oh, that's a fart.
Hold on, hold on.
Does anybody know my Twitter password?
Anybody in the chat know my Twitter password?
One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four.
It's Lacey one, two, three, four.
Yo, buddy, if you think that my fucking Twitter password is a Lacey one, two, three, four,
you're out of your God damn mind.
I have complex passwords.
Lacey is gay six, seven.
So why would that be my password?
Why would my password be calling myself gay?
All right, shall we get into some reactions, fellas?
Wait, ah, there's no thread.
Oh my God, brother's no thread.
How am I gonna do reactions with no thread, dude?
Holy, yo, my farts, dead ass smell like rotten eggs.
I actually want to know why, I actually want to know why.
Hey, Grock, hey, Grock, Lacey here, Lacey here.
I was wondering why my farts smell like rotten eggs in expired cheese.
Hey Lacey, that's usually hydrogen sulfide gas from sulfur rich foods like eggs, meat, or cruciferous veggies.
The cheesy bit comes from bacteria breaking down proteins in your gut.
Try cutting back on dairy or high sulfur foods for a bit and see if it improves.
Drink more water too. It helps flush things out.
Want tips on what foods to watch out for?
So basically you're saying I eat bad, like I eat shitty food, which is why my fart smells so bad?
No, no, it's not that you're eating bad or shitty food at all. It's just certain healthy foods like broccoli, cabbage, eggs, or even-
Wait, so it's because I'm eating- it's because I'm eating too much healthy food!
Pretty much. Foods like eggs, broccoli, cauliflower, and garlic are super healthy, but they're high in sulfur.
Your gut bacteria break them down and release hydrogen sulfide, which is that rotten egg smell. Oh God
I won't hear here's everything I ate yesterday. I woke up and I had a peanut butter Nutella and
Honey wrap and then I had
McDonald's 10-piece nugget in a cheeseburger and then later on in the day
I had some chicken teriyaki sticks along with a corn dog and then after that
I had another McDonald's cheeseburger and then after that I had some Chinese food
That's a lot of heavy processed stuff Lacey
The two cheeseburgers in the nuggets are loaded with cheese and beef which are high in sulfur and fat
So your gut bacteria go wild on that the Chinese food in teriyaki
Probably had garlic onion and sauces that ferment and create those strong smells your breakfast wrap with Nutella and honey
Add sugar that feeds the bacteria too. It's not one thing. It's just a fat pig. Am I just a fat pig?
Yes, so you guys think that I'm just a fat laces burn basically
Yep, okay, okay, but now I'm going to prove to you guys that I'm not a fat waisted perv.
I'm going to prove it to you guys because guess what?
Guess what?
Little announcement, starting today, my gym journey starts.
Starting today is a new era for me.
My gym journey is officially going to be starting today.
I know you guys are saying, here we go.
But here's the thing that you guys don't understand.
Recently, torn ACL, fractured wrist,
and I've been recovering from the diamond gym.
Those three things have single-handedly stopped me
from not going to the gym.
So now that I'm starting to feel a little bit better
and I'm not as sore from the diamond gym,
I'm about to start going back to the gym.
It's been a week?
What's been a week?
Alright Chad, give me shit to react to.
Here, post it in the comments.
Give me stuff to react to.
Why am I logged into Drew Wall?
make sure you're checking all your bank accounts you're gonna end up like Yusuf?
What happened to Yusuf? Mongrel Tweet, okay? What did Mongrel Tweet? What did
Mongrel Tweet? What was it about his icon skin? It's official. I am a
Fortnite icon. Holy shit, is this an announcement video or a fucking short film?
Seven minutes
Okay, those knees are actually tough
Wait no way you can make four nice kids work out now
What you're doing right now, if you can make yourself believe that you're in a certain place and you work towards that, 100% you'll always get there.
No way, I've known Armies calling!
Always get there.
It is Horsesman, yes 37.
Who is that? Is that Doctor Doom?
Yo, Chet, this is dead-ass and short-filled.
This is dead-ass and short-filled.
Wait, how come- how come I'm not in the announcement video, Jack?
All right, I guess it's time I break the news.
Guys, now that Mongrel has gotten his icon skin,
I am announcing a big secret that I've
been keeping a secret for the last six months.
I am going to be the next icon series.
Yes, me and Forna have been working on it.
We did a whole body scan.
And I am actually going to be the next Fortnite icon series.
I'm going to have my own skin in the game.
Yep, that's right.
That's right.
Your skin's already in the shop.
You're too fat.
Can't fit on the battle bus.
And this is when I start hitting out bands on the channel.
No way, he actually skydives!
Oh
I'm sorry.
Wait a second, I have a question.
Because I was a kid here, and more around,
but I've always been a government computer player.
But I still need to apply like this.
He called his rider!
Okay, wow very nice view
Very nice view
Fuck what the fuck
Oh
The stream got all of that hey
Congrats to mongrel for finally getting the icon skin bro
Congratulations for finally getting the icon skin. I'm gonna be honest
All of the creators that deserve icon skins in the game are slowly getting their skins
Ninja got one clicks got one typical gamer got one mongrel got one
Only people that deserve them is me.
I really think that I'm next.
I feel like I should be next to get into the I-Con series.
My personal opinion.
Adapt Holch hat is calling you a frog?
Oh yeah?
He's barely mobile, just like Lacy.
That's a problem, though, today, because they're pooping today.
Let's get that ass little frog.
We, frogs can absorb pollutants in their skin.
Lacy dead ass eating 10 months of the year, Lacy.
It's just like Lacy.
That looks like a pregnancy test.
Yes.
Right?
No way you actually give frogs pregnancy tests.
Jack, okay, genuine question.
And don't just say no to trouble.
Do you guys think I'll ever get an icon skin or no?
Do you guys think I'll ever get an icon skin?
Hell no.
The AMG sounds so fucking good on God.
Wait, how did you all hear this?
for one day man one day man
so what I didn't know you could hear her from your stream I didn't know you
could hear it from your stream I actually didn't know that
Jason leaked the card nobody leaked my car bro my car has not been shown yet
it has not been shown yet please react to this okay I mean what is it like what
else would I say the media balls the best player in the world
He's best player in the world.
Wait, Turkey's winning goal from every angle.
The scramble, the block shot, the dive, pure football madness.
USA fans are not okay.
Oh, I forgot I can't watch clips.
Oh my God, that's so annoying.
That's so annoying.
Is this a real skin?
This is not an icon skin.
This is not me.
Dave the diver.
Why is Dave the Diver getting a skin, but I can't get an eye called skin?
Dave the Diver has never touched Fortnite in his life, bro.
He's got space on the wing.
Oh, what a turn, he's in the parts.
Oh my god, what a goal.
A magnificent strike, absolute.
So, Ronaldo does the sue and Messi torques?
Oh, wait, this is AI?
Why does the goal look so realistic even though it's AI?
Look how realistic this goal looks!
kind of scary here we go chat hey lacy what's up um I just want to give you a
quick setup tour I posted under the last week so here's a quick setup tour okay
let's see the set up right here the poor chair pretty cool gaming laptop right
here yeah pretty cool um those headphones those wisely headphones pretty
nice um I was just wondering if you could give me a quick shout out you don't
have to on Twitch. I'm up and coming. So yeah, thank you very much for your time.
Hey, Lacey.
Hey, little man. Okay, little man. Listen, bro, I'ma be honest. When I do setup ratings,
I don't take this shit lightly. Okay, little guy? So I'ma be honest, your setup out of
10, I would put it on a scale of shit. Okay, I'ma give your setup a shit out of 10. I
Like what is this brother? This isn't even a real chair. It's messy everywhere. You have like a little like wooden tiny table
Like I'm gonna be honest bro like these headphones. I don't know
I set up to her but give it a shit out of 10 dude shit out of 10
But hey shout out to your twitch glob live shout out to your twitch bro
What is this?
I
Gamble you can use my code Lacey to sign up for Ruben if you do sign up using my code and let's say I win
I'm going to trip and I went Alex you baby
Two point oh, I bet you will I bet you dude. I I can't stand like I think Lacey's way
Why is this content, but wait he seems like he said he's I'm cool everyone in their mother and like me
This is this is what I want you guys to know these guys are getting paid
the most ridiculous amount of money.
The most, I got offered 80 grand a month, okay?
And I'm not even like a big streamer or nothing.
I make fitness lifestyle content.
I got, bro, so think about that.
They're probably getting so much more than that.
And they try and pivot it to make it like,
oh, I'm gonna be getting back to my community
because they know what they're doing is wrong.
They know what they're doing is unethical.
You're saying if you do gamble, the goal,
these companies make money by getting people
to gamble their life savings away.
And that's like where you're encouraging them to do.
Like you already make a lot of money
being a streamer doing all these other things. What's the point of sacrificing not only your
own morality, but the morality of potentially thousands of other people who look up to you
just-
Here's the thing, I would agree, I would agree if I don't already gamble, that's the thing.
Like I already gamble and go to Vegas and do trips and do all this stuff. I would agree
if it was in terms of like, oh I've never gambled before in my life, let me take a gambling
deal. No, I already gamble, right? And the other thing I just don't, I just don't, I
I just don't understand, I just don't want to be like this man
because brother, if you're a grown ass man
and you're 19, 20, 21, 22, 23,
and you can't have your own,
like if you can't make decisions for yourself
and you see me gambling and you're like,
oh, now I'm gonna go do it.
Like bro, that's like that,
but what are we talking about, man?
You're a grown ass man.
You're a grown man.
Now once do I ever tell people,
hey, you guys should go do this,
You should go do that.
Every stream I have 18 plus mode on.
You have to be 18 to watch.
I say that it's for entertainment.
I never tell anybody to gamble.
I do it because I enjoy it and it's fun to me.
And people like watching that for entertainment.
But I would agree if I was someone who never gambled.
But I literally sports bet for every single sports game.
I go to a Vegas trip every month and do
IRL gambling at casinos, like it's just,
it's something I enjoy to do.
It's something I enjoy doing.
So if I get offered money to do it.
Duh, duh.
You don't have a single viewer over the age of 14.
I mean, that's just simply not true.
But even in terms of that, bro,
I do all the precautions
to make sure that if you're under the age of 18, you can't watch.
I make sure my stream is in 18 plus mode only.
I make sure that I have that restriction on.
I have it in my title, 18 plus.
If someone's under the age of 18 and using their parents ID to bypass these restrictions to watch my stream,
if they're then using their parents ID to bypass restrictions to go on a gambling site,
Watch your kids, bro.
Watch your kids.
Like, I can't, I can't, I have every single restriction
in place so that kids cannot watch.
Like, I can't control the entire universe, dude.
Every restriction that I need to have in place
to make sure if you're under the age of 18,
you cannot watch my streams.
When I am drinking, when I'm smoking weed,
when I'm gambling, when I'm doing things
that you need to be over the age of 18 to do,
I have that restriction in place.
If parents are allowing their kids to roam free on the internet
and bypass it and use IDs to bypass shit,
I promise them watching me spin a slot is not
the worst thing that they're watching.
But I would agree with this take
if I was someone who doesn't gamble.
But I enjoy gambling.
I go on gambling trips.
I go to Vegas.
I sports bet on every sports game.
So, you know?
But hey, everybody can have their own opinion.
That's fine.
Like, what is this, bro?
What is this, bro?
You guys realize that Fortnite would not add this skin.
Fortnite would not add this skin.
You understand that my icon skin would not be round, right?
If I got a Fortnite skin,
my skin would be a normal sized skin
compared to all the other icons.
It would be the same thing.
I would not take down the whole battle bus, bro.
Oh my God, I'm just getting...
Same fit you have on right now
You realize my icons my icons game I know I already just saw it on for night and I was like no shot
Lace is getting the icons skin the same day as Monroe like this is in the fact that they got you looking the same exact way
As in person is like though the machines they use to get the identical look that even the fucking one
Look it looks like a vagina where your flabs are of your stomach like this little indent right there
The fact that they perfectly line that up to right there and
Bro, they got the one pimple right there. That's the stuff
You realize that my icons could be the exact same body type is yours, right?
I'm gonna use your bathroom
What
It's not syringes bro. No, I didn't bring your towel though. Look at the towel here left. That's your wife's blood cuz I have a bloody nose
Fuck your bloody nose
You'd think you got a bloody nose and it's just like like like like like
Okay, and
Okay, okay, and guess what in your top right drawer in your bathroom of your bedroom
You have an Adderall prescription bottle that you lied to your doctor by saying you have ADHD
Just so you could pop Adderall before every four-night tournament and even though you do it you still off Adderall
Uncon-Walkyland still get 10th place
You're done.
You and I are stuck.
Dude, you and me, you actually, I'm not going to lie,
me and you did the same thing, by the way.
We both got the best player on the region
to try to carry us, except here's the thing.
It's working for me.
It's not working for you.
You got Venno to leave his teammate, the best player
on the region after winning FNCS, to play with you
to try to carry you to a win and it's not working.
I got ARC, the best player on the region,
to carry me and it's working.
We qualify the finals.
You're one for three.
What, we need that.
That what?
Yes?
Why do you have a qualified warrior shirt?
I don't have a sense of any person else, man.
You don't like it?
I do like it.
You don't like it?
It's kind of tough.
You know, I guess I'm GG.
What's you doing?
Just reacting to shit.
Yeah, fucking reactors.
Why don't you take me in the Rory, dude?
Not taking you to the Rory.
What?
How about this, bro?
What?
Once you get on your hands and knees and say, you're so clipped,
Watch his hat, watch his hat trick.
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Yep, yep, yep.
Ow, motherfucker!
That's a hat trick, right there.
That's not funny.
Yo, can you take me to the Rory?
Uh, after, after CapCaps.
Wait, is it CapCaps in 30 minutes?
20 minutes.
CapCaps, restock, limited stock in 20 minutes.
20 minutes at restock chat 20 minutes order McDonald's
Actually a very healthy today
Layla is the best editor in the community
You're about to be.
Wait, this isn't even Layla.
I want a baby.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're seeing a little, having a little baby pig is not the same as having a baby.
W Layla.
W Lala.
You know what's crazy?
Layla's name is Lala and I used to call my dead grandma Lala. I don't know why that's crazy
I just feel like that's a fun fact I needed to put out there
Wait had he's IG posted a lacy diamond gym core. Oh, no. Oh
No
I'm gonna tell you guys this right now what you are about to watch this shit is not a joke
Okay, for all the people that we're saying that I am a baby in a diamond gym
It's not that serious watch
No, no, no, no.
Don't go, don't go, don't beat me.
Don't beat me.
Don't beat me.
You can't get it up, brother.
Can you get the money out of the Saladiphyl?
Saladiphyl?
Like, what does that even mean?
I can't lift the weight up anymore, unk!
I'm just in 150 reps!
And you add weight and want me to do 100 more.
I can't get the weight up anymore.
And you're talking about Saladiphyl.
See, Alices.
Saladiphyl?
Saladiphyl?
Try not to work with me.
The alphabet if it's ever a motherfuckin' outage, there's no mobile phone, the fuck that one doing?
I mean, be worthless at that point, be a piece of shit.
You'll be a fat slob, bro.
I am a fat slob, but fat means a pig.
300.
300, Rem?
You said how many?
I thought I was gonna get you, kid.
Y'all thought I was trolling when he told me to do 300 push-ups.
Y'all thought I was fucking trolling when he told me to do 300 push-ups.
And this isn't even the worst part this isn't even the worst video that got leaked look at this one
Look at this one
Hold on
I'm not sure when I say this bro in the diamond gym
They tell you to do 300 reps of something and if you stop you get punch watch this
That's dog shit, all right.
All right, come on, let's do it like this.
You like that one?
You know what I mean?
You like that one?
$20.
What the fuck?
Like, bro, this shit was genuine torture.
I mean, this shit was a fucking misery, brother.
It was a misery, man.
It was a misery, bro.
If you stop while you're trying to do 300 reps,
you get punched in the stomach.
And then watch what Oak does to me.
I didn't want to hurt my friend! I didn't want to hurt my friend! I'm sorry! I didn't want to punch my friend in the stomach!
So what happens? What happens, like always, Lacey doesn't want to throw his friends out of the bus, so I get the bad shit!
Watch!
I'm just fuckin' nutty!
This pipe is me the fuckin' stomach for no reason!
Come on, that's a body shot.
I'll let you go.
Come on, that's a body shot.
I'll let you go.
I need a bottle of water.
I need a bottle of water.
God!
Fuck my shit, please.
What the hell are you doing?
She was miserable, bro.
Fat slob?
How am I a fat slob?
If you watched this video and you think that this shit is easy, the fact that I, someone
who never works out, successfully got through and completed this, look at how dead I am
right here.
Look at how dead I am right here.
I'm not even gonna tell you guys how many reps.
The number of reps that he had me doing right here
should not be a number of reps
that you can do in the gym.
You should not, like the number of reps
that I am doing right here,
I'm not even gonna tell you how many it is,
but you should not, this number should never even
get brought up in the gym.
It was probably 200, no it was more than 200, bro.
I'm not gonna say, you're gonna have to wait for the video.
It was more than 500 too.
You're gonna have to wait for the video to drop.
It's genuinely ridiculous, it's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
And then if you stop, this is what happens.
This is what happens if you stop.
Hunts in the stomach, if you take a little break.
Sorry, y'all, sorry I can't do 500 reps in a row.
Sorry I'm not Superman.
Nah, you a crumb. Has the streamer Lacey got swag? Nah, he hasn't got swag. Bro thinks
an all-black fit equals instant aura. Just stand in there like a default skin
trying to act legendary. What is bro doing, Sonyan? I'm gonna be honest, you're
over here talking about swag, brother. You're like a top tier loser now that I'm
see her thinking about it.
No, no, no, I genuinely, you gotta be a top tier loser
to sit here and be talking to AI,
asking it questions like this.
Facts.
You don't see me sitting here fucking talking to AI?
This is so annoying, man.
She is so annoying, bro.
W leak into TV, what is leaked?
How many real viewers do I have how many are up capping myself? I don't care anymore, but this shit is a morning
Can anybody tell me
13 to 14k should use a stop bra
Okay, let me get back to the reactions.
Bro wait, why is all this shit?
Why is all this shit?
Bro, I think, I think when I ate for breakfast, breakfast is fucking me up a little bit.
I think when I ate for breakfast is fucking my stomach up a little bit.
Bro, don't do that to yourself, bro.
You're worthy of 20.
Yo, but here's, you guys don't understand.
I'm not gonna lie like, it doesn't matter.
Because now it's just a situation where it's like, okay, someone's, someone's view-bonding
me, right?
So I either number one, I either number one, cap myself like I just did, or number two,
have to deal with my entire chat talking about the view-bonding for the entire stream.
You know what I'm saying?
Like someone, yeah, you guys caught me, you guys caught me, you guys caught me, bro.
I'm botting myself 50,000 viewers.
You guys got me, bro, but I'm not going to lie, whoever's doing it, you win, you win.
Like genuinely, you win.
You won't leave me alone.
Oh my God, wait.
Oh my God, I'm understanding it now.
I'm understanding it now.
Every time you talk about it, you give them an adrenaline rush.
I mean, bro, the thing, but like the chat just sucks.
No, no, no, not sucks.
I'm just thinking about it.
I'm thinking about how this works.
I'm thinking about how this works.
Someone can just sit here and bot me,
and then I either have to deal with my chat
and Twitter talking about, oh, LaceyViewBots,
LaceyViewBots, or number two, I cat myself,
and then I can't, I don't know how many actual viewers I have.
And I'm just sitting here, don't know if I'm growing,
don't know how good I'm doing,
Don't know if I'm doing this, don't know if I'm doing that.
It's literally a lose-lose.
I can't win, I can't win.
I actually can't win.
Hell or hell ass option, no, it literally is.
Because someone can sit here and bot me to 50K viewers,
and if I leave it at 50K viewers, then I'm botting.
But then if I capped myself, now I capped myself for bonding.
Nobody bothered you, you just had a good stream?
No, you dumb fuck.
I had 50,000 viewers and rated Silky with 8K.
That's not having a good stream.
Dumbass!
Okay, limit it and don't say anything. No, I know that's what I'm that's what I'm gonna do
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna
I'm literally is gonna cap myself and then just leave it, but I don't think you guys are understand what I'm saying
If I'm capping myself I
I don't know. I can't tell how good my stream is doing. Do you guys understand what I'm saying?
I don't know how to explain it in a different way. I don't know how to explain it in a different way.
Like,
like some streams if I'm doing something good that I see the chat's enjoying and I see oh shit the viewers are up
It's like oh damn, okay, but I can't tell that anymore. I also can't know like like like yesterday
I have no idea if if if the World Cup stream did good. I have no idea. I have zero Q
Zero
No, Tyra my analytics just say I averaged 50 K yesterday
Check your revenue from yesterday's stream who actually good cons. I don't know if it's updated yet though
Well one day was yesterday
Yeah, it's not dead yet
Oh wait
Did I stream on the 24th did I stream on the 24th? I'm not dancing the day off, right?
No, okay, so yeah, so it's this these two days I
I mean, yeah, this is just, I don't, I don't, this is normal though.
Air rack in the TV
Well, give me a meal like what are you saying, bro?
So every day you make $5,000 off Twitch, you got it.
Not true, not true, not true, not true.
That's what I'm saying is like that, like, look what it says.
How am I supposed to know?
Since Klicks has a Ferrari now,
you should offer him to buy his Porsche.
Yo, that's what I, yo, chat,
Should I buy plexus Porsche?
Oh my god, I'm sorry. I'm missing this
Hard-breaking plexical Burris is selling the ball from his touchdown catch in Super Bowl
How?
How?
How do you blow through $29 million to the point where you have to sell your Superbowl
caught touchdown ball?
Dude, chat.
Let me ask you a question.
Do you guys think that you could even blow through $29 million in 10 years?
Yes or no?
Do you think you guys could even do it?
I don't even think I could let.
He got divorced.
Oh, she took 50% of his earnings.
In there?
Yeah, sure.
His camera's an ass, though.
Like, I can't even stand up.
I can't even stand up, and that bitch.
Check!
It's time!
Five minutes!
Are you ready?
Oh my gosh, wait, is the website open yet,
or is it still closed right now?
Oh my freaking god.
Oh my god, if we're about to restock.
Last restock!
I don't have an ingest, so I'm just gonna have a shot.
You don't have my interest?
I'll put your shroom up.
Last restock?
Bro, this is never coming.
It's just like creatures won't.
Yeah guys, so just like creatures won't,
this restock is never coming back out.
This is the last restock.
It's never coming back out.
Yeah, it's never gonna come out again.
We have very, very small limited quantity of a restock
that's coming out in five minutes for CapCaps,
but this is gonna be the last.
Because I'm gonna be honest, we got a lot of people in DMs,
a lot of people that's on the internet and in email
that were pretty upset that they did not get a...
Why are they upset at us though?
Yeah, I don't know.
They'll be calling us a fat, ugly piece of shit
and we just on reddit and it's like,
bro, we're not the ones in control of the re-sock or not.
Yeah, we had a lot of emails saying like,
oh, it's crazy how you spent eight years playing a video game
and you could never win.
Like how do you cheat your weight?
A lot of people just saying, oh, that shit.
A lot of people say it's all that kind of stuff.
So if you missed out on the drop and the restock,
Sonyan, I don't even know what to tell you, bro.
I don't even know what to tell you.
It's called Sonyan.
Sonyan, yes.
Did you switch it to the next one?
But here's the website, chat, tapcaps.com.
You already know the drill.
The restock is in four minutes.
The restock is four minutes.
Should we rip one real quick, buddy?
I'm down to rip one.
Let's get a little fucking Tappy Sendy.
Let's get a little Tappy Sendy.
Imagine getting an inside slime.
Okay, whatever we get out of this,
I'm giving it away to the chat.
Me first or you first?
You first.
Wait, by the way, I swear I didn't see anyone
with anthocylums.
I did.
A lot of people in my compost,
they made anthocylums.
Your dad got an anthocylum?
Fuck your dad, baby, that's fucked, dude.
Three, two, one.
What is that?
A hand ghost.
Bro, are you already?
You already got a r-
Wait, is this the CD-C with the-
Is this the scene we're doing, every one?
I got ghosts.
You got it.
We gotta go through a lot.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm feeding it, no.
I'm feeding it.
Is anti-getting a cut from this?
Why would anti-
Who's anti?
Anti-colonial.
Why does he get in a fucking cut?
Don't look at it, bro.
That's a room cell.
Basie.
No way you got anything.
I don't know, I don't know.
It's black, it's black.
You got anything that's not.
Fucking moon bite, bro.
Fucking moon bite, Chad.
Fuck yeah, I'm gonna rip glass one. Yes. What do you get? I got
Myself I got Lacey. I got Lacey. Oh nobody wants that shit dude. I swear. Do you know how many refunds we got on the sport?
You know what people were saying they got Lacey. Oh, yeah, how many cooks? How many fucking 67?
Check. Wait, why are we already?
Wait
Hey, why are we getting orders?
Hey, how are y'all ordering on a website?
I don't think, do they drop it?
Sure, do they drop it?
Sure!
Is it restocked?
Oh my god, it's restocked.
IT'S RESTOCKED!
CHECK!
CHECK!
IT IS RESTOCKED!
Oh, yep.
Yep, and here, plus if you can get it.
Yep, and here.
tabcab.com
The last creatures to restock.
Right fucking...
Chad, this is the last, ah, the last...
You guys can get and get in this this drop. All right. It is it is it. We're gonna be honest. It's not a lot of restock
It's the last bit of restock you can get it's not a lot
It's just like extra extra inventory we extra inventory and what's next job, bro?
Actually, I don't even know.
Probably been out for a little bit, dude.
That little smut or something?
Yeah, definitely, definitely a little hulk.
But I'm gonna be honest, people were hyped
by the shop, a lot of people were like,
I got added in so many TikTok unboxing videos.
I saw every person who asked me on Twitter
and post a picture of the tap caps, I always see it.
Yo, my shit's going crazy right now.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck
Yeah, this is the final restock for this draw and I'm gonna be honest. Yo, I'm gonna keep it real
My favorite my channel what we got what we got coming um
Let's after some let's say he got a lot of nights and a lot of forts coming not a I'm not gonna leave anything
I'm not gonna leave anything, but I'm gonna say it's yeah
We have some very very sick
nights and a lot of force coming.
We're doing a couple of sneak-loads.
I'm going to keep it real, bro.
Hey, y'all better be prepared for this.
It's about to be a schmooze.
We have collabs.
Tap-Cap officially has collabs with some big collabs line-up.
A lot of collabs where you are going to see these tap-caps,
these creatures right here in.
With characters that.
With different characters that are collabs.
They're not self-made characters, bro.
Yes.
So the goal long-term was obviously to do collabs
with TAP caps and we officially have locked in some collabs.
So these TAP caps right here are things
that the things you guys are gonna put on your screen
and click in.
These are the official ones, okay, but.
Creatures one, creatures two.
TAP caps.com, yes, it's never coming back, never coming back.
Yeah.
And if it comes back, I'll shoot Lacey in the head.
In four and a half, yeah, I don't think it's gonna come back.
But yeah, I can't wait, if y'all imagine
like a little, like a little, a little skull trooper.
What are you doing? Why are you leaving? You just said you were gonna have some nights and some forts
You know why you say it's culture bird
But that's just how you're telling them what the fuck is like in the fucking job
Like you're just being a fucking idiot
Okay, I think that's gonna be our biggest job come back like that's gonna be dude all of our dogs combined
That was gonna be the biggest. It's gonna be huge. It's gonna be crazy. I'm so excited. Yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be so
I was league everything see but the thing for me is bro is like it doesn't even it's not even about that
It's just about how cool it actually like I can't wait to personally get my hands on them
The website crashed
No, it did and you can literally still get one what are y'all saying?
I would jump on it quick though check cuz I don't think it's gonna last very long because it's very there's not a lot
That's why I have a big majority.
That's why I'm going to be spending a bit of the show on eBay after this.
Yes, but it is a nice little restock for all the people who didn't get a chance to get
one in the beginning, or if you bought a few and you didn't get an anti-slime or one that
you want, go ahead and you could get some more.
Wait, hold camera real quick.
Jack, it is not just collected for the people who have no clue what TATCAPS is, it's not
just collectibles.
You could take them off, you could put it on your keyboard, this is a spare keyboard,
with almost all the TATCAPS here, hold this real quick, Lacey.
You could, this is anti-slime, oh my God, who wants to start gizzing.
Do we have Antas on right here?
Don't focus buddy.
No, Drew doesn't know.
Drew doesn't know how to do his auto focus.
Yeah, we'll fucking come in.
Jack, you get it like this, you can tap, take it off,
and you can put it in the key cap just like this.
Boom, three, two, one, boom.
And?
And then it's on your keyboard permanently.
Now it's on your keyboard permanently.
We're not permanent.
We're not permanent.
Yeah, yeah.
But it looks tough, bro.
It looks so sick.
Dude, that looks sick.
I put mine in like the spare ones that I have.
On my keyboard, my entire row is with every job.
It's not a show.
Every, I want to get a keyboard filled with every tabcab.
Bro, did you see the video I did?
Winning a 4-ingame with only tabcabs?
Did you win?
Yeah, I got like five million views.
You're not gonna bang?
What?
I don't know, we did a winning a 4-ingame with all tabcabs.
They're like, that should bang, dude.
That was nuts.
You put a little pro, oh my God, this shit's going crazy.
Little promo on it?
Oh, shit!
Yo, it's still, all right, how many people
are re-buying it after they-
Yeah, type me in the chat if you're re-buying,
or type one in the chat if you're re-buying,
and type two in the chat if you're just now
buying it for the first time.
I wanna see how many people are just buying it
for the first time.
I see a lot of ones.
My chat's been with ones.
Yo, people love these, yo, y'all love these, bro.
Yo, love these, bro.
Yo, anyone comment it?
Thank you guys so much.
I've seen a lot of ones.
I'm seeing so many ones right now.
My parents said no to me buying one.
Yeah, that's why you just steal their credit card
and do it behind the back.
Yes, exactly.
Exactly.
Yes, steal your parents' credit cards and buy tap caps.
Yes, that is what we're promoting right now.
No, but if your parents say no to getting one,
you can literally just go on the mini game.
Tap caps, it's like a mobile game on your phone,
and you could win tap caps from doing good in the mobile game.
Do you see, are these emails real?
I saw them in the living room.
They're real?
What, like congratulations, you want to share the tap-cap?
Yeah, that's real.
Chad, if you got an email, you guys got a certain amount
in the game, and you guys got a cherry tap-cap.
Yeah.
Shipped out to you guys.
What's crazy, I just got the email note.
You guys just getting noteys?
Chris, what's your bra size?
I don't have a bra size.
I even got chunky here now, but fuck.
How much you lit?
1.67.
Here's some 100% discount codes from Jared.
For the chat?
Should we have some 100% discount codes?
Who wants 100% discount code in the chat?
Should we just drop them in the chat?
Should we just drop five real quick?
How many though?
Like, discount codes for one?
100% off for one.
For one?
You just have to pay for shipping.
Oh, just pay for shipping.
Yeah, but isn't it free shipping if you're in the US?
I don't know.
Free shipping is near the US?
Well, it could be wrong.
I don't know.
Okay, are we free shipping if we're in the US?
Worldwide shipping available.
Yeah, I don't know what that means for you.
Oh, I thought worldwide shipping available, man.
I think we get that only for the slime, the...
For the first drop?
No, the...
What's this one?
I don't know what that one after that.
I just choked on an HQ.
I'm gonna first get you a shirt tomorrow.
Yeah, we ship everywhere.
Buy, oh yeah, buy three and the shipping's free.
Oh, that's what it is.
Yes, it was not free shipping if you caught one.
So if you buy three boxes, you get free shipping.
Yes, that's what it is.
I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
unless that was just the first shot.
Unless I just looked in my chat and they were capping.
All right, Jared's gonna send me some.
Oh yeah, we're about to have 100% discount code.
All right, Chad, everybody go to the website
and get your cards ready.
We're about to send you out.
Every single person.
Go add a tap cap to your card.
Must be in my chat.
We are about to add a 500% discount codes in the chat
in a second.
Yes.
Are you sending it to my Discord, Drew?
I'm waiting for Jared to send me some.
Oh my God, open my com.
The first person I see is hella people running.
Chad, have you guys copied?
Put your order, not the order number,
I'm gonna put you coppin' in at Lacey and I.
So basically, if you type this code in
and you have a tap cap in your car,
you get one free tap cap.
I'm gonna put a tap cap in the car right now.
How many people are on the site, bro?
I wish we could see that.
We actually could see that.
It could be a cool little statistic.
Wait, I asked Jared how many people are on the site right now.
Oh my gosh, look what this person got.
Yo.
He got Lacey?
And I signed!
I mean, that guy had a pull of lights on.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Bro, if you want my surplus, we can talk about it,
but not for two-fifty.
What do you mean not for two-fifty, bro?
That's 2021.
What year's your, what year's your, your, your surplus?
Four.
2024.
How much do you buy it for?
Two-fifty.
Buy it for two-fifty and I put like 430 in it.
How much is a mile?
Nine.
Yeah.
I did, bro, I've been-
You're looking a lot.
Yeah, it's not, I mean, bro, I drive it.
I should have sold my M5.
I wish I bought yours.
I sold for fucking $30.
I sold for $30.
I'm trying to sell to me for $45.
So you're telling me a certified free owned 2024 Turbo S 216.
Yeah, but it doesn't have the four-channel wheels that were $19,000.
Yeah, but you put $30,000 in there.
So I'll give you, I'll give you, you gotta give me this all for $10,000.
That's a target.
You should have biffed some Turbo S.
Look up Turbos, boom, dumbass, that's 2033, we're 5,000 miles.
The day.
Bro, a good friend would give me a deal, bro.
Oh my, I just don't, I don't know how to explain it, bro.
I don't want to sell it.
It's such a nice car.
Why don't you just buy it on your own?
Because I don't want to do all this shit
and then have to put the work into it
and then have to have it in the shop.
Okay, man, I'm making fun.
My life is so hard.
Wow, bro, yeah, you're, yeah.
I'd rather just buy it how it is right now.
It's perfect.
You know, I love the car too much. It's so far. So you you actually wouldn't do it for 270. I don't think I would
It's such a nice car 270 for a used 10,000 mile turbo less
That's over the money girl, like I don't
It's not a money thing. It's more of just like it's priceless
You know his name? No, I don't
No, cuz here's the thing is if I'm gonna spend 250k on a car I might as well just get like a McLaren
Go get a shitty McLaren, go get a shitty lower McLaren bro, it seems to shitty Cybertruck.
I love my Cybertruck.
Every person calls my Cybertruck shitty, and every person who drives it or is in it is
like damn lucky that it's actually nice.
Yeah man, it's just electric bro, like I'm like-
Exactly, that's why it's nice.
You're getting back and forth with your bad ass.
Do we have the code?
Where's the code?
We're getting it, we're getting it, we're getting it.
Bro, I'm gonna try to put an XLTAP cap.
Yeah, me too.
What are we doing? What are we dropping the XL tap caps?
Soon as we can figure out how to make them in.
Yeah.
I already have over 20 tap caps. I just spoke more because I want anti-slime.
Wings, you have 26 tap caps. There needs to be a time where you're just chill.
Wait, actual question in the chat. Who has the most tap caps in the chat?
Type how many tap caps you have.
Put pictures in the comments of all your tap caps.
I want to know. Do you think there's someone who has like 100?
No, that's impossible. You can't order anything.
Oh, that's Wings. That's just my chat. Look how many she has.
the company she had.
Yo, she did ghost?
She got four laces?
All right, shoot myself in the head.
Wait, this is actually terrible, RNG.
Yo, Wings, I'm not gonna lie.
Because you bought so many,
if you do not get an anti-slime,
I'll personally ship you one,
because I have one of my set up.
Oh, shit.
Bro, she bought, she bought.
She's mad, thought, buddy.
She bought 20,
She is over 25 tabcaps.
I think just 25 fucking tabcaps.
I would buy tabcaps, but Lacey's character isn't one to one ratio.
She needs to be more horizontal.
You make the size correct for Lacey.
I'll buy things.
I'm gonna make a tab button, tab key.
Yeah, bro, I don't know why we didn't make you a tab key.
I swear that sales would have done better.
Sales were still really good, but people want a real authentic size.
No, not because maybe because it's not realistic to what the size of the thing is.
size of the thing is, Drew, where's the code?
I know, it's not.
I'm not, oh my god, it's just something.
Nice!
All right, everybody in the chat, get on your site.
Okay, chat, you all ready?
Okay, everybody in the chat.
Like, ready if you're ready.
I'm gonna send them on Discord, or what?
We have 500% off discount things I'm about to put in the chat.
So all you gotta do is go to tapcaps.com,
here's the website.
You add one to your cart.
Where do you type in the,
Well buddy?
Like where do you add the code in, Drew?
Just so they know.
I'm not sure I've never, I don't know.
I don't know, I mean honestly, is that them fingers?
Oh, discount code right here.
So right here guys, you click this
and there's a discount code, you click apply
and then you're gonna have to have-
Well I think if you just stay out of shipping
or wherever you're, hopefully not European outside,
that'll be like 40 beans.
Alright, should I grab all at the same time?
But get off of this tab.
Oh yeah.
Do I do all at the same time?
No, no, no, no, let's do one by one, one by one.
One by one, okay.
Okay, first 100%
First one is in the chat now, Drew Wall tweet posted it.
What?
My chat can't see it.
Opposed to the next one?
Next one, your chat.
Bro, there's so many of them.
Got it, someone just got it.
Someone got it, all right, the next one's
gonna be in Clix's chat.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Bang.
Bam.
as well as the one that posted.
I'm gonna spam it.
The first one that I said got it, okay.
How are you all saying got it before it even gets posted?
Are you guys fucking troll?
Are you good?
Okay, third one is gonna be in my chat.
Here we go.
Wait, JDX once said he got it.
Oh my God, he actually got it.
Yo, what a loser.
No way JD got it.
That actually makes me mad.
That makes me mad.
That makes me so mad.
All right, here's the third one, y'all.
Third one is in the chat.
3rd one right there.
100% off.
100% off.
4th one is going to be a quicks' chat.
Dude, people are just fast as fuck.
Oh, I'm not going to lie. We have a problem, bro.
Jared's a fucking idiot.
Jared's actually an idiot.
They're all definitely gone.
Well, there were 500 discount codes.
Well, there were 500% discount codes.
one cap 100 off two. No, what a fucking Jesus, dude. I'm gonna just start guessing codes.
Nice, dude. That's not gonna work, man. Make it like a little harder, Jed.
It won't let me join you. What are you streaming tonight? What are you doing?
Okay, so wait, what are you streaming today? I have four heats, bro. You can't be, you can't
be a man. What time does your heats end? 8 30? Oh, 9 30? I don't know. Okay, 8 30.
Chad, what time does this is my hand?
I'm going, I'm doing this thing called, uh, drunk golfing.
Drunk golfing?
Yes.
Yeah, you told me.
Yeah.
Are you excited?
Oh!
That's, it's chat GBT.
Hey, cool, show me.
What the fuck are these?
Dude, he's just chat GBT'd.
Buddy, you got, you got these on fucking T-Move.
If you just chat GBT'd, I'm not gonna shit me down.
I don't even know what I'm looking at.
What the fuck even is this?
I actually don't know what I'm looking at.
Yeah, these are disgusting.
That's AI.
Oh, Lacey?
Notice how he kept me in the package?
Yeah, because you're a rare one.
I'm rare.
Actually, it's your own portion when you talk, buddy.
This guy got ghost.
Oh, wait, we got five more.
Five more ghosts?
Oh, that's fucked.
That's actually fucked, bro.
That's just so...
Oh, okay.
Nice, dude.
Like, what is that code, bro?
That's just...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Like what is that code?
That's just not even right.
That's just like one of those moments where you're just a piece of shit.
Is this over here?
No, he's not gonna change it, I think.
No, no, no, no.
No, he's changing it to that, bro.
Nice, dude.
Don't say hey to me.
Yo, can I please go for a ride into McLaren?
Well, McLaren.
Or in the Ferrari?
Yes, I'm gonna charge you right after this.
Alright, chat, the code is ready.
Will Clicks ever win an FNCS with a question mark?
Will Cody ever win FNCS question mark?
Will Cody ever win an FNCS question mark?
So that's the code right there. Will Cody ever win an FNCS? 100% off.
Make sure it's one used, Derrick. Make sure these are fucking one used, Derrick.
Not while Peter bot's breathing.
You just read a fake comment. Nobody wrote that.
Oh, new one. Oh, shit. This is a new one. Will Lacey ever lose weight? Question mark.
Will Lacey ever lose weight? That's a good one, bro. That's a fucking good one.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait. How many times?
Wait, Jared.
Jared, now listen up. One time, you slowly.
Jared!
It wasn't a one-time use code. It was unlimited uses and people just got we just got a thousand orders of four dollars people just
Would you
fucking late
Here's the next code will Lacey ever lose weight
Okay, it's will clicks ever when happens yes for the question why I'm pretty sure it's done now
Oh, that's another good.
That's the last go, that's the last go we're doing.
Sure.
All right, that's the last it's gonna go.
Jack, if y'all want to copy, tapcaps.com right now.
Guys, tapcaps.com, limited time restock.
Limited.
It's probably gonna be out, I'd say,
by the end of today for sure.
There's not a lot, so if you did not get your tapcaps
in the first.
Get it now.
Drop, you can get them now.
But after today, creatures too will never be available again.
What I have to say, when we sell out.
When this is out.
Never be available again.
I'm my talk's life um just got a $4 tefcap thanks lace check home someone
just got five boxes for $4 that's fucking great do you believe you're all
they're coming what do you do you have another company deleted a while ago
Why did you leave it?
Uh, just some shit was going on in the car,
I didn't believe that bitch.
You're a baby.
Wait, go down?
Do I go down?
I'll watch out if you can see it.
Like bro, like you weren't,
like this is just like stupidity.
But what the fuck am I looking at?
Yeah, nice bro.
All this guy's got four free tap caps.
Oh.
$71 free for $5.
Nice bro.
Nice, nah Jared, we get a big one on this one.
Oh my god, and I'm so,
There's so many, we've got a fucking top down.
It was six, that dude's got six and a four.
Oh, six, oh man, nice.
I got 11 for free, oh nice, okay.
Nope.
I'm actually curious, let me see this.
After this is gonna be on,
and you know, it drives me crazy.
Wait, how do you...
Holy shit.
How do you check sold?
Bro.
$150 for an anti-slime.
That boy left it in and...
$32 for ghosts.
$3200 for ghosts.
$9 sold.
$40 for a rare lacy unopened tapcat.
$200 for a rare lacy unopened tapcat.
$200 for a rare lacy unopened tapcat.
$100 anti-slime, one bid.
Jack, they're not sold out right now,
so if you don't want to take some whack-ass eBay price,
cap it on the real side right now.
Cop for 11.99, TapCaps.com.
Very limited restock, very limited restock.
Nobody's buying these?
Okay, how do I check sold?
Where do I go?
No, there's.
Top right?
Probably, yeah.
Oh my God, someone just caught 10 TapCaps.
I'll go up side somewhere.
Chop the James for coppin' 10 tack hats for 100 bucks, dude.
He's going insane, hold the buck.
How do I check sold?
Sold items.
Oh.
182.
Wait, he bought it today.
He bought it today.
182 dollars.
Brother, there's so many.
Wow.
Wait, there's actually an entire market for that.
What are the rare tabcaps?
I'm gonna open clicks and lacy. Yeah, these motherfuckers
I mean just imagine this guy just imagine this guy bought this for ten dollars
He just made what was that 20 20 X's and look at that fraud tab cap one
That's fake that got sold June 23rd or June 20
People are buying fake ones like two like idiots
230 another another one lacy's out for
Bro yeah, how many I'll think excels will go for
Wait wait oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god assigned Lacey and clicks slime
I'm right here. 50. Oh hundred go up. There's another one that sold
Come on video you the same shit different one tap-catch cherry slime guy sealed packs signed by Lacey and clicks $350
That's ridiculous
I just wasted money on five gifted you didn't even I didn't see it well yo 15
Thank you so much for the five gift. I appreciate your five my bad, but I was looking at this
I wasn't reading the chat at the moment my fault dude. Thank you for the five gifted
Clicks has handwriting like it's solid your chats box
This is nice wait clicks I got 25. Okay. I get 25
But how do I see what the most attack cap I sold for is how do I check that?
Sort by highest first
Oh my god, Gorado! Gorado, even 25 hit me bro. Gorado, my bad, I didn't see you dude,
holy shit, I'm an asshole.
A cold one of 102 mint condition tap capsule for a thousand dollars.
They got it, my lord. I mean they fucking got it. No, that's insane. I mean those are
never coming back though.
Bitna, I mean, those are just, yeah.
Let me just keep on going.
Either way, just keep on going.
It's fucking insane.
Pink one went for $150?
That's...
Wait, the market for pink tap cats is $130?
Hey, pink's crazy, what?
Yo, yo, these fucking guys.
Wait, what on earth, what is that, wait, is that real, wait, listed, wait, sell or something,
Wait, where do y'all see?
Wait, is this by Ronnie Nets?
Where?
Wait, did Ron sell this?
Did Ron unbox a gold tap cap and sell it?
You gave him when he sold it on
Wait, he didn't even ship it.
He sold it for $1,000.
He didn't even fucking ship it, bro.
You know he's scammer for it.
Dude!
He definitely scammer for it, dude.
Bro, but hey, chat, for this drop,
I mean, bro, it actually baffles me
that there's actually a resale market for Jackass.
That blows my mind.
People are making 20X on what they're paying.
Wait, Lacey.
What?
What?
What's that?
It's lost in stores, bro.
Can we show that?
Yeah, then you can.
Wait, send that on Discord.
Send that on Discord.
That's the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Send that to me on Discord, please.
Chad, we're in the work.
I'm gonna send that on Discord.
Chad, we're in the work of getting into all retail stores,
not just online and this is what we have so far.
Wait, that's the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, I can't.
I need to set up your phone.
Wait, is there anybody who can set it up on this corner?
No.
Wait, let me see it.
Yeah, I'll screen John.
Wait, can you delete our code?
Got a big one?
I already used it.
OK.
Here, let me delete that first.
I'll just do this.
OK, this is one of the coolest things
I've seen them around.
Chad, look at this.
Chad, we're gonna be in retail somewhere soon.
There you go.
I just have to, you got it?
Yeah, I'm just opening the image.
Bro.
Okay, that's dope.
That's fucking dope.
Is it moving in?
Yeah.
That is so,
Imagine you just walk in and you see fucking just them sitting on top of all the retail stores.
Wait, this is so sick.
Dude.
Yo, Jared, whenever we get to be in stores.
Get in, thank you so much for the five gifted bro, I appreciate you for the five.
W5.
Looks kinda thick too, like little butchies, little slime butchies.
That's like his arms, bro.
Oh.
That's one ass tongue.
This is it. Yo, this is it be fucking insane chat. It'll literally so many are gonna get stolen chat
You still any bro? We're gonna ban you from the store dude. Okay, we're gonna try to arrest you guys
Motherfuck yo, I swear people want to run to stores by the whole collection now. It'll be like probably yeah, cuz yeah
Yo, I'm not gonna lie. I'm shocked at the fact that they're reselling
Yeah
Someone bought 50 boxes for $4, so put this kind of down.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not what you can see.
That has to be, yeah.
Bro, Jared.
Jared, so we got 50 fucking boxes?
We're refunding that.
He's not getting that shit.
He's not getting that shit.
50 boxes, Lacey.
That has to be fake.
that has been big. That is nuts. All right, Chad. But hey, last, last, like we said, last
calls for the Tap Capery stock right here. If y'all want to get some of you haven't got
some or if you want to try to get some rare ones, tapcaps.com right there. I'll spend
I'm sure you're having fun for your mistake, yeah buddy?
Look at all the other pieces of shit.
Little test drive in the Ferrari in the 90s.
Fuck you Drew.
You know Chad, it's not Drew doing it, it's me bro and you guys like me, right?
Fuck Drew.
Yo, we should go get food in the whip.
Can we?
Yeah, you hungry?
Yeah bro, I just want to go in the fucking Ferrari dude.
Wait, hold on, hear me out.
No.
You're not driving bro.
Just let me try.
I'm pretty far every single thing this motherfucker says.
I can't drive it a little bit.
What if we park on an empty road and you let me drive it on an empty road?
Yeah, empty road, yeah.
An empty parking lot.
No, not a road.
A park?
I can't even drive it on a real road?
A road.
How much is your Ferrari?
I bought it for $670,000.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
So it was brand new.
I bought a brand new one.
I'm kind of stupid, but I bought brand new in its 2020.
It's the newest year.
Whatever year you're burning.
Six?
You have a 20
26 Ferrari what is it?
SF90 Spider
Dude
Yeah, that's it
That's for the top-down.
Dude, it's so sexy, bro.
Made payments on it.
Payed cash.
You bought it in cash?
I only said that because I shut that little, that little dug up.
What do you mean?
Like, what's bad about making payments on a car?
Is that bad or something?
No, it's smart, because it's attached right now.
Like, for example, I didn't get to write this off because I didn't make payments on it.
So it was like literally just in the garbage, not in the garbage, but you know what I'm saying.
Holy fuck.
You know it's electric too?
Wait, what?
It has two motors, electric in the front and then gas in the back.
I hate it by M5.
No, this is a lot different though.
We'll fucking run it.
Dude, I want to get a new car.
Bro, you always, you're like in the, you're in the position where I was last, no, I was up to that.
What's wrong with McLarens?
Chad, what's the nicest McLaren you could get? 720S?
Is it 720S?
Or 765LT.
Oh, that, that's the, the 765LT, that's what it's called.
That is, if you're getting a McLaren, I'm not letting you get anything but this.
Yeah, but how much are these like, well, like 200?
Good.
What do you mean?
You click shopping.
Oh, $300.
Wait, why does it do that?
Like, probably $300, $400.
Whoa.
Wait, I didn't know it was this expensive, Jiro.
Yeah, but look at it. That shit got into you.
Wait, I didn't know it's $800K expensive.
Oh, you bought that?
I'm not buying that.
That's dumb.
That's dumb. I'm not buying that.
I'm not buying that.
That's dumb.
That's dumb. I'm not buying that.
Crazy if I ever spent $700 on a car it would be this
No, you're so corny
Because it's so fire. No, it's a best day the ever
Yeah, I
I think the year is better
Right is don't know like like here's a thing see I like my car. I love my my AMG my AMG so nice
No, I gotta get one more car
I want a crazy super car as one more car, and I'm good. I have I have my truck
I get that I have my AMG as like a little daily, and then I want a super car, and then I'm good
Yeah, well, let's fucking test out this and yeah, let me let's go say first thing. Yeah, let's make a fucking deal
What you'd sell your your sorry to me please is by your Porsche
We're like flames, you're showing off flames back. It's me crazy
Okay, but you know what do you know what I got in my MV same level it's not to know but you don't understand here's the thing okay
Can I, can I, can I explain something to you?
The car I have, I have a AMG SL63, okay?
They don't make, it's so new,
they don't make Brabis kits for it yet.
But I, Brabis made a custom kit for it.
They built the kit.
I paid 50.
Yeah, they gave me a great deal,
and they built the kit, it's a one-on-one.
They've made, like, they don't make kits for that car.
You have to get it custom made.
They didn't get faster?
What do you mean they didn't get faster?
Fifty racks. Yeah
Yeah, I got a new exhaust. I got a Bravis exhaust. I got a Bravis exhaust with Bravis tips
I got a Bravis grill. I got the interior like Bravis done
I got the I'm getting I passed on the side skirts
And I got the back done and I got a carbon wing Bravis coming wing
I swear, that's like you're like paying a lot from the name. Well, yeah, Bravis kids are expensive
Do you realize it like, you should pay everything from the name.
Yeah, it's actually true.
That's why I'm creating my own car brand.
Jinxie leaked the Pro-AM date?
Triple axels.
Wait, what?
Apparently Jinxie leaked the Pro-AM date.
Is it coming?
Why would you pass on side skirts?
Because the side skirts were an extra 17K for some reason.
What is side skirts?
Like the bottom sides?
Oh, yeah, I could eat I could at least
Anywhere oh wow, James. He actually leaked the prom date
It's not June 12th, we're ever past June 12. Yeah, I just forget I'm gonna see
Oh, fuck.
Yo, can you stop?
It's like, shit.
Yeah.
Oh, he leaked your lights off.
Yeah.
I didn't think he was coming.
I didn't know he was coming.
Who's he playing with?
Uh, wait, Jinx is playing in the program?
That's what he said.
On stream, mate.
Wait, Jinx is playing?
I don't know.
Jinxy's playing?
I don't know.
Did he not see he wants to play on stream?
Yes, he is.
Wait, that's Lee.
So if he's going to be asking you so, if he doesn't have
a pro yet, he needs to play some more.
Bro, what are you playing with?
I'm going to play with Jinxy.
I'm going to fucking hit them up.
You're going to play with Jinxy?
I'm going to play with Jinxy.
Because bro, last for a while, I had a fucking shitter.
I had you.
Where's fucking?
It was like.
Tech drew it from Fortnite and said,
Clicks wants to play with Jinxie, can I play with Ark?
If you play with Ark, it's dead.
You realize me and Ark win, right?
Wait, 25 is it?
If me and Ark play, we win.
Ark is literally W.
And CDS will create it this program.
You know this program?
It's gonna be a 12-day notification,
come back in front of him, watch his fuck.
No one, no fucking, nothing.
It's gonna be a movie.
Yo, I swear, I don't know about stripping.
I gotta ask you this chat.
Does he not go on vacation every two weeks?
Pro.
I swear to God!
Yeah.
Every two weeks you're on vacation, bro!
Yeah, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Yes, your chance for two weeks.
By the way, last time I was on vacation was January 7th.
It's not even a joke, he's always on vacation.
January 7th for my birthday.
I want everybody to know that.
Pro.
Six months of business shifts and Mr. Beach's H2 to do a fucking main channel video is not
a vacation, okay?
You know, it's crazy how exactly you did that too.
Why, you didn't mind it?
because we did something the day before.
Really? Yeah.
For you? Yeah. Wait, can you?
Damn, it was sick.
I'm not gonna lie. Okay, this is actually...
I'm not on vacation, bro.
The business trip's not on vacation.
Are you good?
No, no, no. Basically, come on, Marko.
Can you deliver a shrimp for like two minutes, bro?
No. Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I ate 30 grilled nuggets
from Chick-fil-A before I went live.
Maybe it was the mystery me from last night.
I don't know what it was from last night.
Yo, can I ask you why there was a watermelon in front of the door,
open and just randomly and there were pieces on the floor?
Yeah, mother.
That's what they do.
You guys are fucking slobs.
No, no, on everything, Lacey.
What was it, Mullen2?
I don't know.
Yo, Lacey's a pink, bro.
I'm not even saying that for the size-wise.
I'm saying that for the doesn't clean up after himself, bro.
Food everywhere, dude.
Fuck you too!
Just locked you in there motherfucker!
Oh my god!
I didn't know a fucking 765LT
is $700,000.
You guys know that?
Where's Mark?
Chad, Mark's not up this morning.
I wanted to say hi.
Give subs...
Oh, should I give subs to myself?
No!
Bro, a quick hundred?
bro quick hundred for the one quick hundred for the one time wait does he
you owe me wait he does only 50 wait don't you owe Drew 50 as well my god
you do know we're 50 wait I'm not good on Drew's account
yeah yeah you're on my account no I actually shouldn't get I feel bad I feel
I'm guilty when I do it.
I find them a little piece of shit
when I start seeing people with money.
Which is good, I know.
Which is good, I know.
Bro, you're not gonna, bro, I log it on my accounts.
Someone bought 100 town caps, look at Twitter community?
How much is that?
That's like, is that like 250 bucks?
No.
Wait, oh my, no, this is fake.
How do I switch?
This is fake.
Can I see it or no?
Is this real 100 tack hats for free that has to be fake right that has to be fake
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh
Nah, bro, this is crazy dude
bro this is insane holy fuck you got it smells like shit bro all right we going
are we going yes or no we asked tweet what did you tweet I didn't tweet bro I
didn't you tweet I asked you to be on promise on your mother's
Okay listen now, hey.
Like, bro what are you tw-
Bro, starting to be able to- I'm currently 330m, yeah, like-
Bro, I'm not swallowing about this weight loss shit, bro, I'm serious about this big.
You tweet that every fucking week.
Okay, but I'm not swallowing about this weight loss shit, I'm serious about it.
What are you doing?
One.
Why are we talking about calories?
I'm gonna remind us of the facts about that.
The math is fucked up, I'm strong.
You're not here to watch it. Let's talk about this real quick. Let's talk about it
Please explain whatever whoever read this cap is no 10,000 up to the only print 300 500 calories 10,000 steps
No, I'm 300 500 calories. You eat one double cheeseburger. You have you gained 650
Who invented the bath on that shit 10,000 steps a bunch of bullshit is what it is
Are you sure cuz a basketball for an hour and burn around?
Hmm
I'm actually down to who no 10,000 steps is 3000 calories. That's more accurate. I swear. It's not I don't answer right
Wow
Wait, what I need 300 to 500. Well, I don't get this I don't get that
Yeah, that's crazy.
Should we hoop tonight?
It's gonna be so much fun with you.
Who?
I don't know.
You don't mean run hoops with like, much more than dudes?
That would be fun.
Calm down.
Chad, y'all are not coming to hoop, bro.
Yeah, it's up to you, bro.
Alright, come on.
I'm gonna go on a ride.
Can we switch, Drew?
Yeah, just like all of them right because you have to pull it like a selfie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's up?
What's your Wi-Fi?
I'm not going to show you the Wi-Fi on this one.
Yeah, I'll show you.
Well, I don't know if it's going to work because you don't have this one on here.
No?
It's black.
Okay.
You got it?
Yeah.
Like black?
Yeah.
What's black?
The pasta, er, the pasta, er, what the...
Lacey, you're looking really sexy today.
Thank you, bro. Appreciate that in the chat.
Actually, genuinely appreciate it.
You don't even know who said it, because nobody fucking said it, do you?
Yes, I do.
It wouldn't be fair if I hit a few guys.
Lacey, shut the fuck up, bro.
Yeah, bro, you beat me. Yes, you fucking drain every three, dude.
We get it, bro.
Exactly. We get it. We get it. You drain every three, bro.
Jane every three I hope you like the skill level we did you play like the people you play runs with because you're the best player
When you play runs, right? No
No, I'm not the best. Who's the best probably like my iron homies. They're fucking like Annie's disgusting. Andy's pretty good at me six five
Good shit on you. All right
Sweet who today
No, bro, how many shots we talking?
Well, it depends because if I play nine goals and I don't par a single hole
I mean, I didn't drunk your finals tomorrow your West Divca finals
Should I knock it drunk? I don't know bro. I mean if you don't mean
Yes, it will grow depending on how depending on how many shots I swear. It's okay. You're not gonna win anyway. Yeah
Yeah
I don't get hungover.
Oh, you want to switch your shit?
Right now I'm stuck between two decisions.
I can make the healthy decision and hoop tonight and be good for tomorrow,
or I can go get drunk and play golf.
Should be Lacey main, I'm pretty sure. Lacey first.
Is that one?
Uh, I think so.
I don't get hungover though.
Can I re-switched?
I don't get hungover.
My god, I'm out of riding a Ferrari dude. I'm fucking nervous
Why this shirt on right? She's feeling I actually feel like a piece of shit
So we're interested qualifying warriors on the wall. Okay, bro. I mean
Hey, can I actually switch here? You just want to take a nap. Oh, yeah, it's her cool girl. Okay. I'm gonna be drunk off him
Oh my god, oh
You actually can't fit
I
What are you getting I I could take a portion follow you guys
Why you could get one cheaper not like that though
You even drive correctly. You didn't even do the pops of shit.
I did. I put sport mode on.
Was it crazy? Did you put gas in the metal to the metal?
Pedals to the metal.
I really know.
We don't have like 140.
Oh, that.
Yeah.
I'm not a crazy person.
Me and Mark, okay, I'll be honest with you, I let Mark drive it.
I did.
For literally like five minutes.
Oh, God.
Yeah, I mean, bro, he's a good driver. He doesn't have his license, but he's a good driver.
I always like a new driver.
Oh, he's from Sweden. He's in on a fucking dial.
He didn't work.
No, he did it good though, like, chat with Marlon D.C., right?
It wasn't that bad.
Why'd my door make a crack noise?
It was like, you open it.
What do you mean?
Like, one of those times, I opened the porch,
it was me, and I go, kk, kk, kk.
I don't know what to show them all.
She's going, come on, I want to go out in the car here.
You can make this.
Is he?
Put the fucking camera down.
Don't leak my shit, please.
OK.
Yes.
Wait, don't walk out, like, actually, like, because you're
No, I actually put it in.
Wow, click. I mean, this is just insane.
This is just insane, bro.
Why is GoPuff in the door? Because you vape.
What is he doing?
You vape, bro.
You vape?
You vape?
Why do you want deodorant?
No way you deadass ordered a GoPuff.
Ew. Why does this use deodorant?
You vape? Do you want it? It's yours?
No, it's his.
He didn't bring deodorant.
I didn't bring the other I didn't bring any of my hygienic stuff yeah
I can't I'm at the other now I'm a toothbrush or a toothpaste on a cologne
you'll pack that the fucking good I had it packed my little bag but I forgot the
bag on the job you're not making sure he's good that's your job grown-up
grown-ass man can't remember fucking toothbrush you fucking dirty me you
15k months I can't remember a fucking
Assisted
What am I a fucking fucking mom did you pack your two
Assisted fucking underwear
Assisted but you don't assist with shit
That's cuz you like smelling bad doesn't mean I have to fucking remind you like to bring your shit
If I had a proper assistant, I wouldn't even have to pack my suitcase for trips.
Yeah.
Why?
I always ask you, you need help packing, you can be like, no, I got it.
You don't need it, you don't have to do it in the mask.
You fucking do.
Thank you.
You have to be proactive.
Thank you.
Oh, let me just, please wait until they say to tell me what to do.
No, do it.
All right, bro, tell your assistant.
Tell your assistant to do something, bro.
Who's your assistant?
I asked like, what?
Asked you to.
Who's your assistant?
Go to the car, bro.
All right, let's go.
What happened to your assistant?
You fired him?
What?
Come on, bro.
I don't know what happened.
I'm not even sure, we're gonna see you up there.
I might drop it.
That's the striker from Crystal Commons.
I'm not joking.
I keep this to myself.
That was nice.
That was nice.
This blue one is cheesy.
Yeah, nice and easy.
Texas spotted lizard.
Whoa.
Cool.
There was one from Detroit, too, the first one.
Remember?
Oh, yeah.
You're not the only reason I remember that.
Because I was trying to play D to the A to it.
Because she was like, yeah, in like 2018, we got it from the terrarium.
I was like, I wonder if it remembers the song.
Do you have water, Gilly?
Is that yours?
You need more?
Okay, quick, quick water break shot.
It's a little hot.
It's late June in Texas.
It is hot.
You said
What uh, yeah, please. Thank you. This is why we booked an indoor like a hole in the bottom of the floor
So you know like the broken part of it. Yeah, like right next to the shower
Yeah, just take a picture that said it's a good way
Yeah, we did the answers like literally like infesting the shit and I said been there since since you got it and then um
Yeah
after that
What time do you want to leave?
Like, it's your birthday, bro.
I mean, I kind of have a good plan.
You know, a party, that's all.
A party? She live tonight?
Yeah.
What party?
Oh, my birthday party.
You have a birthday party?
Hold on!
Wait, can I show this or not?
Chad, are we back?
We're back? We're back? We're back?
Yeah, my chef's back. We're back.
Okay Chad, what food should we go to?
What's the best food we should go to?
Something healthy.
No, I'm being...
coffee or Chipotle?
Not gonna lie, coffee's trash.
Oh.
I'm not sponsored this again.
No coffee is good, but I'm not gonna eat Chipotle.
I don't really think Chipotle is easy to be honest.
Chipotle kind of fell off.
Where do you want to go?
I want to ask you something healthy.
I don't do barbecues. I'm a Italian buddy.
What is that? Okay.
I need pasta.
You don't like barbecue?
You're a fraud Italian, you know that?
Fungal.
What's a healthy, solitary black to the head?
Hi, Lacey.
You ready for this, man?
Can I show up now?
Yeah.
No, a little bit, right?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh.
She fucked it bro.
Toon.
The Rodler.
This is the first one. This is the first one.
What?
All right, I said 90 Spider here.
How much did you pay for it?
Bro!
Just say how much bro.
670s.
670.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it has a sharp fin.
What is that?
Look at that.
Wait, is that the engine?
Yeah.
Dude.
Man.
Dude, it's so...
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
This is a sick toy.
A toy?
This is a cool toy.
Look at the side too, it always stays on.
What do you mean?
Look at what it says on the dash.
Oh that's sick.
SF90 spatter.
Bro, I swear I had one of these in GTA back in the day.
You ready?
Yes.
Wait, whoa, why you get in the driver's seat?
Shut the fuck up and get in there.
I thought I was driving.
Thanks, you were not driving, bro.
How do you...
What the fuck's the door handle?
How the fuck you open this bitch?
Are you good?
Watch the door.
Wait, it auto-opens?
No, I open it for you.
Whoa, clicks!
Whoa!
Stop!
Whoa!
Wow.
You need your fucking fucking...
Holy shit, brother.
Oh my God.
The car is literally on the ground, bro.
It's a lot.
What's that?
What?
What the f*** is that?
I thought it was a surprise.
What's in here?
What's in here?
Yeah, just put it out there.
Yeah.
That?
Yeah.
Just make sure it's like far.
You're gonna find it like on the close of the thing?
I think so, yeah.
Okay.
Little bad bit right at the point, it's okay.
Wanna see something?
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I've never been I don't think I've ever been in this car
Or I'm gonna...
Wait, is it electric motor right now?
Wait, fuck.
Sorry.
It's electric.
Wait, gas.
You hear it?
Yeah.
I guess you should try to let it go.
Nothing.
Wait, how do you not get scared you're going to scrape?
I do.
I raise it.
It's raising right now.
We're good.
Let me know we're back.
We're just leaving the parking garage right now.
Maybe a little uft.
Maybe a little uft.
Nice.
What for no t-t-t-t-t-t-t?
Tell me no, we're back!
We're just leaving a parking garage right now.
Maybe a little uft, maybe a little uft.
Nice, just keep lagging, the lag is insane.
Well, yeah dude, what do you expect from wearing a parking garage?
We already told you all this would happen.
You little fucking piece of shit.
I don't get the point of us telling y'all...
It's a Range.
That's your Range Rover in your Porsche?
They perked.
Dude, you're too rich.
Says the person with a Cybertruck and AMG,
But 50k, I'm a Barbis kid.
Barbis?
I don't know, Bradis?
Bradis kid?
Barbis kid.
Well, let's get this over with.
I'm a fast.
Like, imagine just like driving your SF90 down
from your penthouse, and then you drive by,
and you say, oh, that's my range and my Porsche.
Like, you're just so rich.
OK, I'm not even joking.
When you put it like that, that is fucking insane.
Yeah.
But in the moment, you don't like it.
It's so crazy how life works, and it's such a blessing.
And it's like, dude, I don't even know where I was going with that.
Hey, how much HP is this?
Uh, $1,300?
How much HP is this, Chad?
I'm about to get it tuned.
Like, fire.
No, $1,000.
No, Lacey?
Lacey?
What the fuck?
Lacey, what the fuck?
No, he's on autographing.
I got you, bro, yeah.
Thank you, bro.
Are you spawn camping?
Yeah, I've been waiting on you, bro.
Hey, yeah, I got you then.
Fawkes, you're best.
Hey, appreciate you, bro.
I'm only gonna leave nothing, bro.
Appreciate you, bro.
No.
No, I won't leave nothing.
All right, all right, all right.
I got a couple pictures.
Yeah, how's it going on eBay?
No, it's not.
Hey, no, my favorite shirt is bro.
That's the ammo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, please, can I get you on one as well?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Spawn camping, please.
This one came my boy. Okay. Oh, oh
This oh
Okay, I've been watching
Lacey and the place skybury stream. Oh
Appreciate that
Skybury brought you to the stream
Oh
Is it a fault?
I'm not.
Get a little checked, or something.
I'm trying to get all the face members up there.
Here we go, face.
It's not a face.
Just one more, one more.
I'll let the check go.
I'll let you check.
Check right.
No, you're good.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, hey, I'm sorry.
I'll let you all go.
Y'all have a good day.
See you.
Hey, it should come off.
It should come off.
What do you mean, it's too early.
No, it'll come off.
He's got a white beard.
You sure?
Yeah.
Hey, this is not supposed to do that.
What do you mean?
It's not supposed to do that.
It means you press talk like super hard on it.
At least you keep it.
Yo, come on, bro.
You got it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You gotta get actual spray.
What spray?
I just like some regularly.
Yo.
Bro, it'll come off, bro.
Trust.
Here, I got you.
See, it's already coming up.
Keep on going, keep on going, keep on going.
Yep, yep, yep.
A little bit more?
I got you, bro, trust.
Yes.
See?
Is it almost off?
Yeah.
You're spitting on it, right?
I'm just licking my hoodie.
Yeah, thank you, bro.
Bro, I got you.
Bro, what's your name?
I'm Spencer.
Good luck to y'all.
Hey Spencer, great to meet you bro.
Hey, thank y'all for signing bro.
Hey Spencer, you have a going tonight?
Yes sir, you too.
He is off though, right?
No, he did trip, I should have called him.
Wait, what do you mean?
Look!
Is it still here?
Yes!
Oh yes!
Right in the pressure?
Look!
He just linked it.
Look at him.
Wait, because you linked the press off for now?
I don't know.
Wait, is it dropped on the seat, Lace?
No, it's not on the seat.
No, I don't think that's it, right?
That's just dirt.
No, it's just here.
I see.
It was me?
No, the fuck it was it. It was literally when he handed me the marker.
Lace, it was a fucking view?
No
Nothing a little detailer can't get out
That's a little detail, I think.
All right, dude.
OK, where are we going?
If you get a little spin there, a little about to trigger it.
Careful, you're going to scrape.
Dude, are you moving?
Wait, it has a hard top convertible, too?
Oh, it'll be flames when I get this tune done.
It'd be a fucking exhaust, it'd show up, flames, like, you know what I'm saying?
Shit!
It's supposed to be daddy shit, it's supposed to be so fire, I was so excited.
Okay, Lace, where do we go?
Uh, okay, we could go and get some...
What's an OG spot?
That means...
Uh...
Where should we go, like, where we used to go back then?
Where did we used to get food from?
I don't know, maybe.
What if bagels, maybe?
Bagels?
Have we ever got bagels?
Uh...
Sometimes you go into, what is that one bagel spot called?
Shuds?
I don't remember, it's called something.
We're not going to McDonald's.
Wait, we're not going to McDonald's?
Ah! Holy shit!
Okay, this car's really fast. This car's really fast. Holy fuck.
Oh my god. Oh my god, this car's really fucking fast.
I think we made it. To where?
McDonald's.
We're not going to McDonald's, but it's not here.
That's unhealthy, bro.
All right, where do I go?
Let's go to...
Can we actually have a thingy?
Uh, I'm looking for a request from the chat.
Burger King?
Uh, Cane's there, Sam. I don't think there's Cane's here.
What's Cane's here?
I want to tell you something healthy.
Yeah, I want something healthy.
Like five guys or some shit.
Five guys's healthy.
Ooh, shugs.
You want to go there?
Um, I'm just reading the chat.
Shugs, Shake Shack, Canes, Texas BBQ, Panera, Cabba, can you do a cabba?
Where's Chipotle?
Yeah, I'm down.
Chipotle?
Yeah.
Wait, do we do city Chipotle?
What's the difference?
Like parking?
We're not landline parking.
Oh, you're going through a drive-through, right?
Yeah, but I should have a book.
I mean, if we're going through a drive-through?
Jack in the box.
Could hit a little like maybe a little a Panera bread that they have dry
throughs Panera yeah I'm gone yeah Panera spray the
healthiest trapdoor I'd say. Wait are you being honest? I'm being serious. Oh yeah let's do
Panera. Panera bread is it called? Panera bread. How far is it?
11 minutes. Sure wait make sure it's a trapdoor one. It is.
How do you know I'm the drive-thru?
Uh...
What's your man ask to ours?
Yeah, I don't see drive-thru, I'm known.
Fuck buddy.
Fuck buddy.
Guys, we're not going to Terry Blacks.
That's too far.
Panera.
Is it pan-pan-panera?
Panera.
Oh, you gotta select the drive-thru option.
Oh, really?
Drive-thru.
Drive thru.
Nine minutes.
Okay bet.
Yes.
All right bet.
Let's go bro.
And I know the whole menu cause I used to work there.
No it's not cause you used to work there cause you ordered there.
Wait why is there a question?
Why is there a fire extinguisher?
Just in case.
I do like, crash.
Yeah.
Before they say it explodes it's gas.
It's gas and electric so it'll explode.
So I don't gas it right away once it's like once we crash would I?
What if that even means we have to.
You can't predict you're gonna crash.
No, you have like a five minute one so you have to like fire extinguisher when you crash
What if you what if you like get hurt in the crash? You can't reach the fire extinguisher. Well, no probably die
But the thing is good that I'm driving
Because I'm a fucking I might release a homey F1 driver back in the day, you know, I don't think they said that
It's a little hot
Some transformer shit
I am bumblebee.
Fuck buddy, it's a green light too.
You can't drive all the way to the moon?
I don't know, should I drive?
You can go like 15 miles an hour usually.
Oh, you could.
I didn't know that.
That's my first time doing it while like, smoothing all the way.
Clicks got so much more at D1.
Be honest, how often do you drive this car?
I'd say twice a week.
Three times a week.
When I get back to this?
What's better? What's better?
Why do I get like ice cream on those nights?
Get a little chunk or you say I'm not going to hit the LBs.
Oh, you be going like take, you be going for breakfast and ice cream every day?
No, no.
Probably once a week I'll go for the little ice cream.
It's just I'm so stressed, bro.
What are you stressed about?
FNCS and stuff, so it's like if I don't have the ice cream I'm probably,
wait should we have maybe a little lunch?
What is a lunch?
I don't know, should we try? What does that mean?
Nah, we're fucking gonna try it.
What is launch?
What are you doing?
Holy...
Fuck!
Yo, my phone just flew, I'm not even trolling.
Holy shit!
Yo, that was insane!
Yo, the launch control on this?
You have to like set it up, it's a quick dance.
My triple chin just popped out from under cover dude.
I'm gonna see that on TikTok and then this is gonna be spammed stickers
and their applies of my triple chin bro nice can't wait to see that one on tiktok
fucking nice dude
shit
oh man bro
oh man
holy shit took off like a rocket
yeah that was pretty bad
oh shit where did this water come from
actually just fucking swarmed in
wait oh actually where did that come from
i don't know that literally just flew
someone in the chat said i hope you crash
yeah i just read that too
You're an asshole.
Yeah, you're a fucking ass-wiper.
Who wished that on a human being?
I want to get a Hellcat.
Or a Trackhawk.
Yeah.
Why do you want that, Lacey?
Why do you want that?
I think it'd be cool to have a purple Hellcat.
Yeah, I'm sick, dude.
Why don't you get it?
How much is a Hellcat?
$50.
Show the interior?
Okay, bet.
So right here, this is Clicks driving.
You have the nice steering wheel, the Ferrari wheel.
You've got the nice dash, over here you've got some music, the SF90 Spyder logo, over here you have a custom one-of-one stained paint spot on the marker that's sitting on the brand new $700,000 car, you've got carbon everywhere.
Look, carbon, carbon, carbon, carbon.
Done by you.
Bro, I actually think you did it and I feel like you're trying to cope here. You're trying to say with other kids
You're the thing if a kid hands me a marker filled with paint in a car and I grab it and it drips
Like how is that my fault? That's spawn cabin is nasty. That's crazy spawn cabin
Hold on you're really back in Dallas, bro. Yeah, I do like Dallas really yeah
I think I just like your place
Yeah, I don't know, Texas is alright.
Bro, I'm at our house.
What house?
Fort Lauderdale.
Oh, ehh!
Really?
Ehh!
Damn, I just like taking the ocean, it's right there.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I've never had Pinamera in my whole life.
It's not Pinamera.
What are you panin' with?
Pinamera!
No, I've never had Pinamera.
It's actually so good.
Is that healthy shit?
Yes, yes, yes.
Pinamera's healthy.
Is that Pinamera's healthy, right?
Yes!
What did I say?
She probably is.
Cover what?
The price?
Of the Pinamera?
Yeah, sure dude.
Lums?
Is he trying to make an 800,000 dollar car ask me to pay up for the Pinamera?
Yeah, what do you think?
I fucking have money left?
No, I use every single dime on this.
I don't have any money left.
I barely bought a fucking red car.
Right, right. We're running twenty-two and a half in the city.
Wait, is there a Ferrari song?
Uh, yeah, which one?
Oh, shit, that's gonna be my memories.
You're out of drive there. What do you mean you're bringing me in?
We used to work here, bro.
Hello!
How you doing?
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm just looking right now.
That was a hot sandwich. He has a hand and a hook. So I recommend that one. That one's pretty good.
You know I'm Italian?
How would you know that? How would you know that?
I said I'll do the toast to the Italiano.
Alright, have some open.
Is the pick, it says you pick two. Is that small?
No, you pick two. You get less.
You pick two, yes. The sandwich is a half. But it'll be a little cheaper.
You get, but you either get a cup of soup or a salad with it.
Oh, okay. I'll do the you pick two. And I'll do a cup of chicken noodle soup.
All right, with that Italiano?
Yeah, with the Italiano.
All right, anything else for your both of us?
Uh, yes, sir. We'll get a...
I'll do the you pick two as well.
We'll do the you pick two for the toasted Italiano.
Same sandwich and a cup of creamy chicken and rice soup.
And then a cup of creamy chicken noodle soup.
No, creamy chicken rice.
Or creamy chicken rice soup.
All right, anything else?
Yes, uh, cinnamon crunch bagel.
And that... you sure about?
Yeah.
Cinnamon Crunch Bagels?
Let me check if we have...
Is that like Cinnamon Crunch as a cereal bagel?
Um, not exactly, it's like the cinnamon sugar...
It's not the first time I've had a Panamera.
Do you want me to see if we have it?
Yes, please.
Alright, give me one second.
I was about to ask you about the first time you had a Panamera.
So you were not at Panamera?
No, this is my first time here.
Fastie's here, of course.
Second one on the phone.
Wait, Fastie's at Panamera?
No, he's in my chat.
The second one here.
It's good you're gonna like this you
you just moved away quit quit everything you're definitely just
you want me to quit in my life and move to Dallas does what if you just quit
for me and move to LA
kids
I'll do a cinnamon raisin toast with butter. What do the cinnamon raisin toast with butter?
Well, we can't toast the butter on the bagel bowl.
You need to get the butter on the side.
Sure.
Yeah, you can put it on the side for me, as long as it's from you.
All right.
So you want the...
What's that?
Cinnamon toast, or cinnamon...
Cinnamon raisin?
Cinnamon raisin bagel.
All right.
Now you want butter on the side for them?
Yes, sir.
What type of butter is it?
It's just a regular...
You're not even eating the butter, dude.
I'm the one eating the butter.
Yeah, that's it.
All right.
That's for you, sir.
That's it.
Someone's wrote my chat.
No, we're good tell me tell him a former employee. I'm a former employee though. If there's any discount codes
Yeah, yes, thank you
Rich people are so fucking needy.
Yo, we're at a drive-thru ordering food.
How are we so needy, bro?
This is a normal drive-thru experience for me.
I talk to them.
It's like, you know, it's moment of cover.
Oh, yeah, that face.
It's moment of fucking cover.
Why do I have this face?
Here, just look straight at the camera.
Just stare at it.
And you know what they're going to do?
They're going to post this screenshot,
and it's going to be a black bar over your eyes,
and it's going to be music.
Someone said a jackdardie at 4-9.
That is the worst fucking diss I've ever got.
Yo, TikTok editors, post that screenshot with the black bars.
Yeah, with the black bars. Do a mod.
We did it.
30-5.
$305!
Wait, you got me?
Oh, you got it?
$30.05?
I got Apple Pay?
Yeah.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you!
I'll see you in one minute, I'll run that up.
Cool, thank you.
Want a tip?
Huh?
Want a tip on your car, too?
No, okay.
What are you fucking piece of shit?
Hell!
You're not tipping?
You don't tip at drive-throughs!
Oh no!
Yeah, you don't tip!
I fucking tip!
Then you fucking tip!
Well, you said you're gonna pay for it!
You wanna tip?
Don't piss in the wind!
There's a tip for you!
What the fuck does dickwad not fucking tipping at a drive-through?
You doing hard fucking work here to deal with your fucking stupid ass shit while you're ordering?
You wanna get hit to do it?
That's what we're doing?
This is actually what we're doing.
Prime clicks mox marlin.
bro what is this prime case I'm in my pot okay I'm not gonna lie I should give
me the loose couple of these how much you're wearing I'm 167 bro I just like
so lots of happens yes yeah I got a girlfriend I'm gonna see her like she
likes me being like kind of like yeah skinny like she tells me she wants my
ass you know little chunks so like wait your shots your ass to be like that
bigger girls like a big ass okay let's each other think it's you know they love
Okay, so the ad wants me to not lose that that makes sense. I mean yeah, dude
Just keep yeah, yeah
Well, happy you like wait what for what though? I show your ass. Yo, what's good, dude?
Oh
Well uh...
Oh shit.
Hey, hey, spin him his though, get a little...
You know what I was saying?
Oh!
I don't want to spin him my sandwich.
Don't even ask your food for him,
Mac and cheese, man.
Now the sign, you know how it is.
Oh!
Hey bro, you could toss in a little free bed for me, maybe?
Yeah.
He has a bed, like maybe like anything's a drink?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
He's the only one who's just fucking you on free.
Hey, my bad that he didn't tip.
He's not feeling like...
He's really fucked up, bro.
Free PC?
There you go.
Free PC?
Yeah man, yeah my name's Cody.
I know.
That ass?
Bro, I actually wouldn't give you a PC if I had a PC on me.
Wait, didn't you?
You don't drop it at the house you're giving away?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
I'm gonna finish up your food.
Alright.
Come on, stop.
What is that?
It's a high-high order you were telling me.
I don't know.
Did you have it, bro?
Fuck.
Rich dude asking for free food. No, I'm not. I'm asking for a drink
We're not sure why did you just drive away from me?
We didn't get our food yet. I'm under this and you drove away. I want to say that we're like we're electric
This is crazy. You can't hear anything. We're driving
Okay, well it clicks your own past the window buddy over we're testing
We want to surprise them
Like I'm flanking flanking already. Yeah, we left
But we're actually silent
Wait, so even when it's on gas does it still have some electric which I once he three what's on that six 15?
We're in the worst heat
And what place do you need to call
Tell 5.
And what happens if you don't get it?
We're not going to Paris.
We're gonna call. We're gonna...
What other players are in your heat?
We started at 6'12".
Honestly, like really just probably King and Craze were a bit...
Oh my god!
What is it? What is it?
It's a little... It's a little...
What is it? It's a bird!
Oh, I thought it was a dog or some shit.
Right where?
Come here!
Come here!
We're all
Silent attack
Take a little minute for failure
We're on at the store next to you. What?
I'll watch that funny joke bro. Very funny joke chat
What is this, though?
I think I should add shit, that's why I listen to it before I play.
Hey, not in a fucking edit, really.
Brutal.
Oh, how you doing?
Is this everything?
Oh my god, oh it's back!
What are you putting that in?
I love you, moron friend?
I love you, moron friend.
Oh
Fuck no, I didn't put that yo
This is everything sir
Made with love
Maybe love. Thank you
There's shrimp a shrimp a all right
But you're about TV slash clicks are switched on TV slash lacy the body's three minutes in okay. All right, sir
what's your name yeah we're live yeah we're live all right what FNCS this year
I'm winning this one I'm your life I'm lacing up and everything puts a light
that's fucking right oh that's you
have a good one y'all got you guys boy
brother you're going the wrong way cuz you just heard her you put her on
What? Yeah, nice.
Engine on!
No way, that's voice!
Uh-huh.
It has voice activation for engine?
Yep.
Yep.
Shh, please be careful.
What?
The Ops.
What are you talking about?
Oh, God.
The Ops are rolling up on us, please.
What?
You're a bitch.
Come here.
I'm just walking at the cops.
Daddy.
Come on, I know the cops are working.
They always let me off.
Oh.
You know, if you donate money to these,
they let you off every single time you speak.
How do they know you donated money?
Someone on your license actually donated money.
Someone, they look up your name and it says like a certain star.
Oh God?
Yeah, but it just donates money.
How much you donate?
50.
51.
OK.
I wanted to have, I wanted to...
You'll never catch me donating any money to the police.
I mean bro, I just wanted to, I just wanted to donate my drive.
Yeah, you just never donated a dollar to those fucking weak ass cops.
I'm being honest, but they don't do, they don't know their job.
Yeah, they don't know.
I don't need money to...
Honestly, they pulled those guys off.
Joe, are you kidding?
I'm serious.
I'm fucking fucking fucking kidding.
Oh, you guys, I go up in the northeast, and I get nervous now.
I'm alone.
I'm gonna get caught.
I get so nervous.
Bro, I need to get mad, dude.
God, I should be in a plane, really.
That's why.
I believe.
Do you want me to play your account?
If you want me to play your account,
if you actually want to get top five,
me and Ben will definitely get it.
I don't know about you, though.
You probably put top five
I would for sure
I don't care you're a fucking shit out of me
So why can't you care you're a shit out of you?
He doesn't care you're a shit out of me
But you haven't even gotten like top five in a tournament all season
That sucks
We'll come back soon
Who do you think is the Mount Rushmore for tonight?
Clicks
I don't know, like there's four
Clicks
Okay, actually Mount Rushmore?
Yes
I don't
Ninja 100%
Okay
Teefeu 100%
Okay
We'll go 100%
Okay
Who's number four?
It's you
No, you say
That's your Mount Rushmore, you gotta give all four
It's hard, bro
A Mount Rushmore should be fine
It's not what the Mount Rushmore is
It's hard, bro
There's too many, dude
There really is too many people that have
They help get in someone, dude
They say you're not the fucking Mount Rushmore, bro
You're talking about yourself, there's a serious fucking issue that we got, you're not even the top 50!
You, no, you single handedly convinced the internet that you were a pro, you were never a fucking pro,
you struggled to make $100 of a solo cash-cups, it took you 19 cash-cups!
19 cash-cups went one fucking game in the top 9,000 format,
and you were single handedly trying to convince people that you were a pro, no, you were not a pro,
you were division fucking nine pro, you have $100 fucking earned,
You're a clickster dick riding. That's what the fuck you were. You're not a pro, okay?
I ain't seen this shit. I'm sure everybody's doing all this fucking bullshit. Oh my god, dude.
Fuck, fucking Dusty.
If I'm not a pro, then I have bad news for you, buddy. You're not either.
You're not either.
I'm 900,000.
Because let me break the sad news for you, dude.
No, no, no, no, that's not what I meant.
We had the same amount of FNCS wins.
Say it. I'll say it.
The same amount of FNCS wins.
You were one for three under Vision 1 finals. I'm one for one.
Yes.
You know how small my PJ was? My PJ had five fucking seas- I couldn't even sleep on the fucking plane!
Of course I'm a-
OH NO!
BOO! BOO! BORING YOU CLICKS!
Your PJ was not big enough!
Your poor, private jet was too small!
Fuck you!
You asked me why I didn't ban on a dick of all time.
You asked me why I didn't ban on a dick of all time.
You asked me why I didn't ban on a dick of all time.
You asked me why I didn't ban on a dick of all time.
You asked me why I didn't ban on a dick, I told you I fucking didn't back who to sleep!
I was done dumb shit! I was found out of dumb shit!
It's not co-print, I just witnessed Glitz will complain about his private jet being too small.
Yeah, you just had work, you are having fucking credibility.
Hey, keep me a fucking thing, I'll wish you luck.
There's nothing to pay for this.
Oh my god, you're so ungrateful, it's like, oh, you didn't tip them, is there a piece of shit?
You're not tipping a drive through.
Why?
You couldn't do that!
You could do that!
Two million dollars a month!
I don't care!
Okay, come on go to Bahamas
I will, I will
I can't go to Benz to watch your iron stream and you need to fuck the stream
I stream every day
No it's lag, it's a lag Benz
Yeah and guess what, guess what
I get excited, I defend you on Twitter every single day
Typing your Twitter community, defending you in the TikTok comments
All the beerbot fans
I've never seen you do that
You've never done this in life
Guess what, every time I'm let down and disappointed
I'm a clickster, I'm a clickster, I'm just let down and disappointed, every season!
Cause I think my streamer's gonna win and he never fucking does!
Use code, Peterbot!
Oh, man, okay, now I fucking kick him off.
You're fucking fucking killing me!
This is the one I want, I want it.
Oh my god!
This is not the one, bro!
This is for real.
You don't know when the one was?
When you had an Uncon Vespoi in the game?
Uncon Vespoi!
With a Ferris wheel that could fly you around the map?
That's when the one was, Cleks, and you got 10th.
You know, Nico?
You want to fucking CSGO measure after 12 years?
I'm in my ninth, eighth ninth year.
I'm gonna do it.
You wanna know why? Because I'm never gonna give up.
I'm never gonna give up. I'm never gonna back down.
I'm believing you.
I proved fucking example to keep on going and to not give up.
Normally people fail once and they leave their dreams and never do it again.
How many people fail twice?
I fail 27 fucking times.
I've been in 27 evansia scrambunals and now once have I thought about quitting.
But I'm not a fucking failure.
You understand that?
Now I have Italian accent, I can't say failure.
But you have my formula?
Listen, you stuttered. That was not an Italian accent.
It was my Italian accent.
No, you just stuttered.
No, it was my Italian accent.
Listen, bro, you're right.
You're right now. They said you have to go 26 hours. It's like it's like you want to lose weight so bad
You can't pull off it like first of all
I did I did I did lose weight
You did
I think you're gonna win bro. I think you're gonna win if either you win or you end up like a sad-ass Chris Paul
Be honest
Fucking 500 million hours later
beautiful family, beautiful life, the loved ones around him, healthy happy.
Okay, so let me ask you a question.
What?
You could make $100 million right now, but you, $100 million cash gives you, but you
never, you never would have to see us your whole life, ever.
You're taking that?
No.
Exactly.
So I don't, it doesn't matter if Chris Paul made $500 million in his career.
He never accomplished the one thing that mattered.
He never won a ring.
He was always expected to win a ring.
He was always on teams that were like, they could win a ring.
He never won a ring.
You, every season, you're expected.
Thanks for winning this season.
This could be your third-
You don't need fucking NBA finals.
It took for LeBron to win.
Funtime.
No, we didn't.
Yes, it did.
Michael Jordan had that.
Sorry.
Michael Jordan, 11 or 12, bro.
I'm, again, on my eighth season of the NBA.
Yeah, because you won the Lides of Michael Jordan that many?
Why?
Because he wasn't good enough to win by himself.
He needed Scotty Pippen.
Oh, so you're Scotty Pippen, Gary, then fucking student.
But Michael Jordan just like you Michael Jordan was not good enough to win by himself
You always need a little bit of help okay, yeah, but you have the most help you can possibly get
Yeah, I haven't he best do all the work. I know and I'm gonna prove to you on August fucking first and second
To keep those eyes on this first and second second
Better keep his eyes blue to your mother I will I'll be watching
I'll be doing a viewing party and then I'll be playing right after you so I'll tell you this right now
What if I get a better place than you on West and you get on Central Arts back?
Lock your money. I'm just saying if I out-place you
That's sad. You're on West. Does it matter? My cranny plays on West. It doesn't matter because here's the thing
It's you're a tier one pro playing with the best player in the world. Okay, and what are you?
I'm a content creator. Oh, so now you're playing with the best player on West. You always say you're tier one.
I am you say whatever the five whatever I want to be
Clicks isn't tier one anymore
What
What's your tier one?
What's your tier one?
My tier ones don't get like 250 plays in the nation cups.
Normal tier one players do a million things a day.
They sound like fucking ass and they play Fortnite.
They fuck the brain, they don't put the honor on it.
They smell like B all the time.
Fuck the time. I travel. I ride.
Fuck!
I've done four times, bro. I was fried mentally, bro.
So why don't you just take one season where you give up everything else in your life?
I got that.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
Don't you don't go outside once you don't you don't leave the house you don't drive you don't do any business
You don't even stream for entire month. You play 12 hours a day or not. I would play worse
The reason I'm a paper first is because I wouldn't like I don't explain I
Wouldn't be there eventually
You know I'm saying
Okay.
So how many hours did you play for an hour right now?
And be honest with yourself.
Don't lie.
I'm honest.
You...
I played hours a day.
You did not play eight hours a day, right?
I swear.
You're realistically...
When I'm home?
Realistically when you're home.
When I'm home, I've been...
Minimal made up.
Okay, yes, when you're home.
But realistically right now, you're probably putting...
And then this is me being honest with you because I'm your friend, right?
So I have to be honest.
I can't sit here and lie to you be a yes, man, right?
So I'm gonna tell you straight up how it is. You're not grinding her. You're not right now
You're going on vacations. You're fucking do all this business shit. You're going to film YouTube videos over here
You're going over there not sitting down playing a game. You don't stop. Have you screened once you don't scream?
Yes, I'm screaming at me. I don't scream. I'm screaming at me. I'm screaming at me. I'm screaming at me.
And I have a question for you. Would you be in a main channel Mr. Beast video and play it high ping on a gift cup opens?
Opens or would you skip that mr. Beast video to play zero ping opens if my main goal in life was the one to FNCS
My main goal is to help people is to get back to build a legacy and an empire of what it means.
It's great.
But then you don't want it bad enough.
Like of course, one of my main goals is to win the FCS.
That doesn't mean I can just let go of everything else.
It's just be like fuck this, fuck that, fuck you.
You know what I'm saying?
Fuck I'm saying fuck me for it.
Oh because that means I wouldn't have went to LA for the haircut job.
That was a super successful job.
I'm just saying brother like you're a there needs to be a certain bonus
No, no, I'm just I'm just saying I'm talking about how bad you want to win right how you're never gonna give up
I didn't bring it up. You know how you never want to give up how you want it you want to inspire people show people that okay after fail it for
For two weeks
Doesn't matter
I've seen it for a birthday
I was in a putt.
You know what I mean?
Dude, dude, like, I'm having kids soon for all I know, bro.
Like, I gotta figure out what I'm doing.
I gotta figure out, like, what's, you know what I'm saying?
Hey, bro, what, you gotta understand, when there's not tournaments, that's the time where
Peterbot is playing 10 hours a day.
Right, Peter's going on vacation.
No, he's not.
Peterbot's playing at four or nine 10 hours a day.
You're going on vacation to the beach.
No, I fucking dig.
Maybe we should just play with Peterbot, bro.
You know, full AC.
Get a fucking Mickey.
Okay, so this...
Please be careful.
Can I double open it or no?
No, I can't.
I can't.
Okay.
You're actually good?
Yes.
Are you safe? You feel good?
I'm not big-kissed.
Okay.
Careful, okay?
Like, chat! Chat, I'm questioned.
What's click-soon right now?
Hey, look at this, though.
Look at this, though.
Pretty sick.
It's after Michael over there.
Oh my god.
It's like getting out of a fucking spaceship.
I know, I have to curse.
You got the proof?
Yeah.
I'm worried that she got paint on the outside.
You see any?
I don't know.
Hopefully not.
What the fuck?
Oh, oh, oh yeah.
Right there daddy, keep putting it in that little ass, yeah?
Put it in that tight little asshole.
Little ass hole, what the fuck?
That little tap cap in there?
Tap cap in my ass, what tap in me?
Sliding the fuck out of that ass?
Yeah, that's how you asshole.
What, are you streaming grains?
So why don't you just play with Peter Waffle one season?
season
The only thing with subfine is they uh take it, they, that's the only one that took our
trip on after getting eaten.
They didn't take it away, do you guys remember?
They caught you guys with it?
Yeah, they caught us with it.
And they can chill in here and you know, they'll air it.
They'll air it.
And they can chill in here and you know, it'll be cooler and quieter.
And now here, is where they can kind of vibe, fly around, I'm thinking, I'm visualizing
it in my head right now, there's got to be a crane somewhere next to all of these trees,
right, for verticality.
I mean if you look at that tree right there it kind of looks like one arm going off this
side.
Yeah.
A little bit.
Not really.
Kinda.
Our house is nice.
We need a setup.
Is there a ceiling?
There is a ceiling.
You can see it right here.
We also try to keep as many trees as possible at LVS and enclosures so we meted around
the trees that exist in here already.
There's also this.
You know what this is?
Yeah.
What?
Test, test, test, test, test.
Here's your...
Yeah.
Where do you want to eat at?
Can you move that a little bit?
No, it's a long-tongue.
That's a tote book.
What is it?
It's a little tote book.
I do.
I love you, Cody.
Aww!
That dude knew my name and everything.
So cute!
That is so cute, bro.
Hey, what do you guys got, man?
Nothing?
Uh, did he get you?
Yeah, you got a lot of bagel butter.
Oh, you got me a bagel of butter, yeah.
Hey.
No, no, no, no, no, the fuck we did, that's my bagel.
Mm, thanks, bro.
That's my bagel.
It smells good.
What kind of bagel is that?
Now his hands are all over my bagel.
Hey, what's got your bagel butter?
Uh, I'll see you take a breath.
Here's your bagel, bro.
You just gripped my shit.
Bro stop acting like you didn't itch stop acting like you didn't itch your ass or some shit
And now you're about to eat your food
Bro you definitely itch your ass and now you're ready to eat your food, bro. It's different. It's my own ass
Why is this so what
Water please.
This is the right in the pantry.
You have water.
Yeah, this is the right in the pantry.
My first time out of town, I'm a fucking gosh.
This is very good.
Yeah!
Wow!
You're going!
Good job.
You only have one more water.
No he doesn't.
He does need it.
I don't know what he's saying.
Is that reason you only have one bottle of water?
No, I don't know.
You only have one bottle!
There's a whole case.
I'll be honest, there's not a big water rat.
I'm just not a big water guy there's nothing wrong with that some guys some
people just don't like water that's a normal thing you like
Think of us spoons.
This is good, dude.
Which one's mine?
This one's mine.
There's no one.
I will say, though, the way Panera makes their food...
...it's kind of an excuse.
Wait, what? You actually marked this? You get it right?
Yeah.
How do they make the food?
So the soup, they keep it in a plastic bag.
It's just frozen in the freezer for like a week.
And then when it's ready, you go into the freezer,
you take it out, and you just let it
like thaw out into the water.
And then you just cut the bag and pour it into the thing.
Was that healthy?
You know, what are you saying, bro?
We had lunch four and a half hours ago.
Wait, if you don't live here, where?
A couple of floors below the bonnet.
I'm gonna take a nap.
After this we're like 30.
No, it's my dinner.
It's illegal for them to eat out here.
Here you go.
This is my lunch.
Did you eat breakfast?
Yeah, I had two fucks.
Mmm.
You just bought my first capital, I'll tell you, I'll go, bro.
A little good break before I can see us?
Mmm-hmm.
You know, what are you saying, bro?
He's coming to Edward.
Well, I want to go down to Vino's place.
You know, it's time to come up here.
Yeah, I want to see where he lives.
Well, it's not a problem. There's no snake.
Hey, what do you mean there's a snake?
He's a walking stink mom wait, he won't let me go down there on stream. Why?
There's big trouble there. There's food out of there. Yeah, but I'll be honest it would be cool to see how a former player lives
No, he's not an athlete. He's not a pro
Like to see how you don't know you don't I mean though like you're a content creator
I just don't act like that bro.
That's what I'm saying. I want to see what Vino, when he doesn't touch his room, what it looks like.
Cause he just sits there and plays Fortnite all day, right?
Oh, it's yours.
Chief Chef?
Do you have to golf at night?
I gotta go at 5.45.
Can you say golf?
Yeah, can you get a dog, no?
Sunset's not till 9.
They're golfing.
Hmm?
No, Sunset's not till 9, yeah.
You know, um, who let us here yesterday?
I didn't know ages up there.
But me and Marlin were coming up.
Who goes leaving?
Did you say it was game?
Yeah.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Dude, food is actually happiness, Chad.
Mm-hmm.
If I didn't have food, bro, that's why I left it like that.
Just more than eat, like good food.
What do you mean?
Like, he looks really good, right?
Yeah.
What's to eat?
Um, depends.
Like, is it healthy?
He eats a lot.
More than eats a shit ton of food.
like when we go get food he'll eat whatever he gets and then he'll finish
whatever I get. But you, you and Loki used to do that too. Like whatever I would get
you would just eat it after you were done eating yours. But are you getting
healthy stuff? Yeah. I eat super healthy. Jack can say cap all I want. No you have to do.
I eat super healthy.
How many times do you have a day?
How many meals?
Usually two, like one right before stream and then one either on stream at night or right after.
Is this your last meal of the day?
This one right here? Nah, probably not.
Okay, two meals back to back.
Now you got half to eat three.
Yeah, I gotta go for three today because I'm eating this right now.
But this is for content. This is a luck thing.
Mm-hmm.
Well, yeah, Mikey's gonna make this YouTube video.
It's gonna be like Lacey and Clicks' SF90 Ferrari SF90 mukbang.
And it's gonna be us in the Ferrari getting food,
and then it's gonna be cut to the mukbang part.
Wow.
I'm sure he noticed that.
He said...
This is his room right now.
I'll show it.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go down there and stream it out.
This is his room.
Fuck.
It's not that bad.
This is an apartment.
It's just like a studio.
Is that what you used to have?
That's what you lived in.
Yeah.
Wow, that's crazy.
It's literally the same apartment you lived in.
There's like a leak.
Could be worse.
Well...
Could be worse.
My studio used to be disgusting.
Well, your room over there used to be disgusting.
No.
I've never been to...
Because you had cleaners.
Yeah, but after your mukbangs, I just remember that one clip of the McDonald's.
That's funny as well.
Oh my God. Should we recreate the McDonald's clip of Pilate today?
No.
No.
No!
Damn.
Yo, I always knew you were gonna make it
But when I knew you were to make it so I came back one time you were doing a fucking kai senet
What is it? E-date you were hosting kai senet for E-date
I don't know how that happened
You got a speed one too
And he got it bro that I was like yo, that's fucking insane
I actually don't even remember how that happened
He did it on Twitter remember that's what you told me
Didn't you go on his chat and say something as a joke and then he actually like read it
Yeah, I think I went to Kai's chat and I was like
like let me put you on an e-date and then he like read it out loud and I thought he was
trolling and he actually did and he was like let's do it.
That's so, well.
Oh wait, I DM'd him as a troll, that's what happened.
I DM'd him as a troll.
What's with this?
What?
Oh, you want it or something?
You're lucky.
Well, you know what it was, though, it's terrible.
All the girls, the girls wanted, they thought,
because the way I got all these girls on E-dates,
where I told them I was the guy they were gonna be with.
That's why all the girls initially wanted to go on the E-dates.
They didn't give us a knife?
Son, right there, right there.
Where?
Right here.
Let's talk about that kind of night, Drew.
Come on, thing, Robo, now.
Really?
No.
Just to take a break from Fortnite?
Mm-mm.
It's really hard to open it.
Wait, what would happen if you got injured?
Wait, imagine you lost a finger. You'd be fucked.
I don't know, like, actually, one time you were hooping and you, like, fractured your wrist.
Man, I like health insurance.
No?
Can we see Clix's guns?
You can show me your guns?
Wait, come on, let's see them.
You've never seen them?
No, come on.
Alright.
You actually have guns.
You want to see all of them?
Yeah, I'll see all your guns.
Alright.
Do I have to like put it down or anything?
No, I don't think so.
You want to hear?
I'm not loading.
It's not loaded?
It's just like a bedside one?
Yeah, I'm all over it.
Everybody get down!
What?
No!
Come on, bro!
What?
What are you doing, bro?
Oh, I don't know.
I'm just in.
I'm good.
And then, going in.
I move it every single time I show it, but going in looks all right.
Going here looks all right?
Mm-hmm.
Here?
What is that?
I'm not loaded.
Why do you have a shotgun?
It's bad.
Did you buy that because it's a sass?
Chill.
It's not loaded.
I know, but you never know if it could be a bullet stuck or something.
You can see it.
Let's see it.
How what?
You can see if there's like...
I don't want to see it at all.
Here, look.
Okay.
Whoa.
That's a shotgun.
You have more than two guns?
No, you're a faggot.
No, I'm not.
You're an actual faggot.
I'm not, okay, real quick.
None of these are loaded on the wall.
You're an actual faggot.
None of these are loaded on the wall.
None of these are loaded on the wall.
Brother, what do you need a fucking...
What do you need a star for?
No, this one's insane.
Why do you have a gold star?
No, we're good.
No, this one's crazy.
Chad, you can't get bad.
I can turn this one off, though.
Dude, you got a gold scar, you got a P90.
Is that a sniper?
No, that's an AR.
Seriously, who are you beefing with to need a fork to?
No, it's just fun. It's just like, shoot more in shit. It's not like it.
How much is your gun collection?
Uh...
I'd say like, 15? 20?
I don't know.
And this is the same shit.
But it's up, I'm here, I'm pretty sure you can touch this.
No, I'm okay. Oh, wow.
Flashlight, I'm the bearer there.
You good, buddy?
Yo, why do you...
I hear when he gets his mood, he gets it like...
You're fucking like you actually look like a threat.
Wait.
And then this one's crazy as shit.
This one is like the...
He has dad on me, this one.
Just like a Mac 10.
I mean, but that's when you start getting into the threat territory,
when you start getting guns as Christmas gets, you know what I mean?
This is my best Christmas gift I've ever gotten.
Shoot, you're so bad.
That's pretty crazy.
That's insane.
And this is, uh...
What is that?
It's a Gen 5.
Or Gen.
And this is Gen 5.
You know this is Jake Drake's song, Gen 5?
Yeah.
This is...
Maybe I don't got that because the tree song not at this for one time. Yeah, how much is that one?
I don't want to get it. It's three some inch
This one's crazy
I can do that. Yeah, it's impossible. Don't don't don't throw them. No, I won't like I should know
How do you put the safety on right now?
No safety on the block.
No safety on the block?
Yeah, that's what you do.
Just go homey.
All right, don't get that right out.
And then you have this, and then that's to me like, we actually need something like
this.
Brother, who do you think is after you?
Why you have a full artillery and a bulletproof vest?
I got multiple.
Do you have a ride shield too?
Nobody's trying to kill you, bro.
This one's undercover.
This one is like, they can't see through his pressure.
So you're like, you're really comfy.
I love it.
What?
Hey.
Are you fucking right?
I didn't think this.
That is not something to bullet.
It stops the, it'll stop, it won't stop a rifle.
It'll stop a pistol.
You, I just felt it when you hit it.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
The bullet, like, it doesn't matter.
The bullet won't go through, like a pistol bullet won't go through.
But if I felt it, if I could feel the smacks,
you'd feel a bullet.
There's like levels, there's like levels,
certain bullet.
Like when I put this one on, do you feel this?
Ow, this one will stop everything.
Like a rifle, no, I don't know how to say it,
like a rifle could like feel it.
Like, great.
It's like metal.
Yeah, this one's crazy, this one's.
We're saying test it, test it out.
I actually like, that's so scary, bro.
Festing some shit.
Still got a full artillery.
He's got two bullets in his vest.
Brash is for protection.
And also it's like, it was first I got a gun for the first time, just has like, to feel safe.
But then it got to the point where...
What?
Then it got to the point where, like, going to the range was like, kinda like...
It sounds so fucking scary, but it's not. Like, going to a range was like a fun therapeutic hobby.
What makes that?
Not on some, like, murder or shit, I hate when...
Bro, anyone attest this?
Maybe a sociopath anyone in Texas, you know what I'm saying, so you so it's there if you want to get a gun right now
It's like 30 minutes in and out. You know in Texas. Yeah, bro. I
It takes two seconds. You don't need a wreck none of these. Yeah, that's not good
Yeah, like certain people have different thoughts of the laws like yeah, it is crazy
The fact that anybody can walk in and I'm gonna pull it's to shoot not anybody though
If you anything on your record your decline instantly
Well, yes, you put on like boots and put this on with your group of breasts and go to the
regions or shoot shit?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, wait, do you have to be a Texas resident?
I didn't know that.
I am a Texas resident.
But yeah, that's the, that's the little collection.
And bro, most people in Texas, their collections are-
Wait, can you get a gun in LA?
I want to buy a gun now.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
buy a gun now yeah but like oh so sorry we I want to do why so jolly yeah
let's go shoot we guys want my gun you should have a gun for protection all
like this oh I want to SMG that's whack okay no it's not whack but I'm saying
for sick for safety like this is one of my favorite guns this is the adab
all the guys make that I like your sheep I swear for protection of shotgun it's
just the best like if you want to feel safe you shouldn't get a Mac I owned
I own a rifle and a shotgun, but they're in eerie.
Yeah, I believe that.
Because I used to hunt.
Shotgun is the best protection, because your aim, you would fucking suck.
No, I wouldn't.
I'm good at it with a shotgun.
Someone call me a twink, what does that mean?
Um...
Like a sissy?
Like a sissy?
I'm gay, yeah.
I guess I still got a little one.
You can get a gun in L.A.?
But you could play piano?
Yeah, that's a little bit.
Let's hear it.
Ah, that's it.
I got to get a hammer, I have to see that soon.
What is this stuff?
What's that?
It's a new wash.
How much is that?
I don't know.
What is that? That AT what?
I don't know.
Some golden oak?
That's probably like 40 to 50.
Yeah. Oh for real?
I got your wash with it.
I'm laying it on these.
I can show these?
Yeah. Wait, wait, wait.
I addressed it, I just saw that.
There you go.
Dude.
These are all the washes you have.
We have the same EP.
I know.
You remember? We thought that.
This is the one that Ron bought me.
You owe me this one.
And I bought it. Please.
No save.
Little vanclyde.
When I'm not home, I put them in the save, but...
Little vanclyde is this though.
Uh, I had four, but...
I gave them.
I have an Athea.
Oh, damn.
She's from them.
Van Cleef? I've always wanted a Van Cleef.
From them? You have it.
Yeah, I swear.
Like a half a free Van Cleef?
Yeah, but low key to black.
What's color?
Which one we got you, boy?
I'm not going to get...
I would never take the black one off.
You would never take the black one off?
Ever.
Yeah, you got it.
Oh, god?
Yeah, you got it.
I, bro, I haven't worn that in ever, Mark.
Like a deadass just half a Van Cleef.
Yeah, you're right, I had so many fries.
But you gotta put it on me, though.
You gotta put it on me, though.
And I need a bit of bed.
No, don't let me see you all.
No!
Wait, let me know.
I don't fit, I don't fit, I don't fit.
No, it does fit.
But it just can be like, let me focus.
Dude, my wrists are tiny, bro.
I'm sorry.
I have fucking...
Dude, it actually does fit perfectly.
I know it's gonna fit perfect.
You've got to have some of that.
Good job, look.
It should fit perfect.
It's gonna lose circulation.
Oh, no.
No, I shouldn't be, well, at least I can't do this.
No, it clicks you can.
Okay, I can.
Wait, want me to hold down while you clip in?
You know, I have good stance.
Well, I have a really good stance right now.
Yeah, you do it.
Okay, wait.
Open, open.
Oh, no.
It's open right there. It's ready for you.
Okay, open. Can you put it in? You put it in?
I can't. What do you mean?
Just put it in.
What do you mean? You have to put it in.
It what?
Find a hole.
Fuck, dude.
You're tipping me.
Just putting it in me.
I can't get it in, bro. It's just so fucking annoying.
You can't get it in. You can't have it.
No, no, no. Why? Come on!
It can't get in. It was crazy.
I have tiny wrists. I think it would fit in my wrist.
You can't fit it, you actually can't have it bro, I'm not gonna hold on.
Bro what, I can fit this easily.
I'm blind, what am I hearing?
Oh my hearing is sweaty dude.
I know, wait you have a good angle.
Do I?
Yeah, let's get our hand.
Oh my god.
Oh, I'm just, I'm just calm.
Yes!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
New Van Cleave!
Call your bitch New Van Cleave sis!
What?
What?
New Van Cleave!
Yeah.
Does it feel good?
Oh yeah, it does feel good.
It's perfect.
Do we need more or no?
What do you mean?
Like, we move it to do that ourselves or?
I'll never take it off, will you?
Maybe take it off a couple times, will you?
No, you sure of these, right?
I've never, I've never worn that one before.
So why'd you buy it?
I just bought four different colors,
and I wore the ones I gave to you.
But I've never wore black before.
Now I just, I wore blue.
I don't even know what type of fit
is gonna go away in the fuck me.
This goes with everything though.
That goes with everything, that actually is sick.
All right, give the fuck away.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
All right, thank you.
No.
No Van Cleave!
What? What? What?
You want to take a nap?
Yeah, wait. I'm on at least as a Justin.
He used to respond when he goes, if he sits.
Yeah.
Chat, I need to take a nap before we reload or I'm going to play like ass, dude.
I'm learning to play like ass if I don't.
So, I'll be back.
Alright, Natty, dude.
Alright, there you go.
Good night.
Do you want us to wake you up?
No, no, I got one.
You sure?
Me and Lacy can wake you up.
If I'm not up by 5.30, wake me up.
30 minutes.
Wake me up. 30 minutes.
All right.
You good?
Before we get it, you...
Yo, it's only fucking...
It's only after tomorrow?
All right, goodnight.
Ah, goodnight, bro.
Oh, I need to stretch.
I need to stretch, bro.
Ah.
Ah.
Well, he's waking up in 30 minutes for FNCS.
We should probably leave soon, yeah?
You said it's 40 minutes away.
No, no, no, we're going to you send me it so we're going to here hold on
Let me see how far is real
Would you think pilots gonna have the liquor
Is that a question of course he's gonna have liquor
Yo, I did ask out of being cleaf on my wrist you send me the place. Sorry, sir
Um, you said it's a rums?
Yeah.
I mean, why does rums need it?
I don't know.
I just said it's me.
Why does rums need to know the name of the place?
I don't know.
For like something, for like the parts or some shit.
I don't know.
Can I squirt?
It depends how good that dick is.
Do I even know on this top again or should I take the camera?
Well, here in my suit, not about shall, huh?
Yeah.
We're getting on to stuff again, if I take the camera.
Um...
Or it's golf better to film with the phone,
because we can see them really far.
Chad, should we film golf with the phone or the camera?
Pilot has alcohol?
Poto Vino?
Chad, Vino said I can't come down to his room.
I get camera.
Should I, should I spend his V-bucks?
Or should I get him out if I touch his mouse?
You can't touch his mouse.
What happens if I touch his mouse?
Uh, I don't know, he's just, that's the number one rule.
You're telling me he'd get out if I started touching his mouse
and keep it right now?
I asked him if I could go on his PC to like fix his tool can.
He's like, yeah, but do not touch the brown and black keyboard.
Or the pink, the pink and black keyboard.
So what happened when I fucked all his shit up?
Like what if I like, what if I like moved his keyboard around,
He touched his mouse, lowered his chair to a different height,
like turned his headphone volume down,
and he then readdressed his monitors.
You think you'd get like super mad?
I'd be pissed.
And then if he does bad at it toward me,
he should be blaming it on you somehow
for touching his keyboard.
Changed his DPI on his mouse, lowered the weight.
All right, hold on.
I'm gonna go take a little quick weights, okay?
All right, I'm gonna take this camera off.
Hold on, Jack. I'm taking this camera off.
Oh!
Oh!
What happened? It's good.
What did I do? It feels good.
Take this tool right here and the mic.
Well, kind of scared to get drunk.
Hold on, let me take my viewer cap off and see if there's anything on it.
Oh, are you 12?
What do you mean are you scared to get drunk?
Wait, where's the phone at?
Where's the camera?
probably it's 20 minutes right yet right like soon probably pretty soon
the time is at exactly 540 so we should probably leave yeah now or like soon
okay okay I got to hear something hold on
Does anybody have the extension to see how many real viewers I have?
15k real.
You have to be there 15 minutes before the tea time bro what I'm gonna be there bro I'm gonna be there bro
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
Where have we ever been on time for two times?
Wait, generally.
Wait, generally, brah?
Generally.
I'm not going to be late. 5 p.m. Texas traffic, GG.
So, Jeff, what should I cap myself at for the golf segment?
Like, this is what I'm saying.
I just don't know.
I don't know.
Like, the fact that I have to worry about this is just so annoying.
Maybe, like, 300 viewers.
See, I'm being serious and you're just over there trolling about it.
Well, I actually don't know.
I, like, what does it say you have right now?
15K?
Yeah, 15.2K is what I have right now.
Do it at 15K.
Yeah, but if I cap myself at 15K, what if there's people who want to be like, you know,
Ooh, you don't say, what if that segment, I go up to 18K,
it's an actual, you don't say, I don't know how to judge this.
I want to ask you about this, yeah.
I can just give problems your thing,
and then you can change it if you think
you need to change, you know?
You know?
It says you have 14,000 bots, so that means, how many,
it means 21,000 real?
It's so dumb that someone could just bot me and I,
and have you tried contacting Twitch?
Yeah, I did contact you, I talked to them last night,
and I talked to them this morning, they said to cat myself.
But it's just like,
it's just like now someone can just bot me
They just bought me and then I have to cat myself and now I never know what I'm at.
So like people who just are just botting me, now they win and now I have to sit here and
cat myself every stream because of it.
It's a new little method chat, you fucking don't like a streamer, go ahead just view
bottom now they gotta cat themselves, I'll never know how many fucking viewers are actually
Yeah.
Shay, what's that one extension called?
Anybody know what it's called?
I just want to think.
It doesn't work.
Let me know already, Drew.
said you could take the SF 90? Say oh god!
I'm in a sec.
My mods are being useless.
you're gonna be late I know I know I know I know
I do not hear, so I just walk by, I don't know.
She is a dead ass, do you mind doing that, streaming?
Or, size of the swab.
Camera up.
So, I'll make sure it puts the shots
guys before we do.
They're saying yeah.
They're saying you need to drew, shut the fuck up.
F, F.
Did you call Uber?
It's here.
Wait, you're saying it's not...
You said it's... there's no service in here, no?
No, it's fine.
Oh, let's go.
Wait, let's check Coach's chat.
What about him?
Because he's on this... I want to make sure it's...
I can't touch his mouse, though.
Is his chat open or no?
No.
So I'll open it up on my phone.
Wait, what ingest is it? Is it a main ingest?
Yeah, he's on there.
Let's go!
There's no barrier up here, Chad.
You guys, there's a lot of golf and sandals.
What size shoes, Clicks?
Did I just take one of his shoes?
He's got so many.
Surely I can just take a little pair of shoes
Of course, right?
Okay, let's just go.
Yes.
Oh my God, these feet are so big, nevermind.
Holy shit, it's at 400 feet?
Let's just go.
There's no barrier up here, I hope you guys.
Yeah, that was a tough time last year.
If I did, I know that I would give it to you.
It means a lot.
Seriously, thank you.
It's all good.
See, it revealed in my life at the time.
A lot of fakes.
I was like, hey bro, could I get the crunchy roll locking?
Jason did give me it though, I will say.
Jason's all good.
Oh, you did?
Yeah, I called him, he was Australian.
That's right.
I had to watch JJK season two.
That's nice.
What's JJK?
JJK then?
It's an anime, uh, yeah that's actually really good, it was the first anime I watched.
I think that was a lot of people at first, I think like you guys didn't have a good time.
Wait isn't something happening with One Piece?
Yeah, it's getting remade.
That's a big deal right?
Wow, you guys are really having the time of your lives.
I'm so happy for you.
It's pretty elite, yeah we got a lot to talk about.
And that's just like animated.
We're gonna take a bubble. We are 20. We're talking about like live-action like movies. Yeah, we didn't begin to Apple TV has been just going crazy
Just new season of silo
Oh, I want season one of silo
They're remaking our so though essentially Maya, but
Our I'm chugging they're remaking one piece. So the original like the one piece is out right now, right?
And they're still release episodes regularly, but there's like
There's like a thousand episodes.
The one piece is just more episodes?
They don't got enough episodes?
No, no, there's like a thousand episodes, okay?
Yeah.
Um, they're re-releasing it and re-animating it because the animation's from early 90s, right?
Yeah.
Um, so the animation's old, so they're re-animating it.
It's the same story, but they're taking out a lot of the filler episodes, so it's just...
Releases.
They're just like, you know, re-robbing it.
I want to like hash that it's probably going to end up being 800 episodes
this is still one yes it's gonna be a wrap it's gonna be over 500 are we worried
that they're gonna like SpongeBob SquarePants the animation though um no
it's pretty it's pretty like just basic animation now like it looked good I'm
like it's just good like normal animation like the animation now
Okay, all right chat are we here all right chat, it's time for golf
Yo can a mod take the beginning thing out of the title and just do nine holes nine shots in the title still
480p
What do you mean why are non-mods saying no?
It's great quality.
Thank you.
I don't know.
Pilot's bringing vodka.
I'm not doing shots of vodka.
I'm not doing that.
Hell no.
Hell no.
Hell no, hell no, hell no. I told him no. I'm not...
I'm not...
Hey, man, how's it going?
Yo, pilot, what liquor are you bringing?
Uh, we got some good fireballs. 99 cents a shot.
Okay. I could deal with some fireballs, but I'm not doing vodka.
Uh...
Yeah, you can deal with fireballs, so you really need to deal with the fireball.
Wait, what? Bro, I can handle my shots.
Um, if right now, Prime Pilot Alcoholic, last time I did this challenge, I quite literally passed out at the golf course, and I did not remember anything.
Wait, what?
Yes, bro, but I just-
Just off like the little- like the little shooters?
Yes, bro, but I took nine of them like 45 minutes, bro.
I was still- did you watch the video?
Yes.
What, you threw up?
I was thrown like a fucking bull. No, I didn't get to it.
Turns out, I was thrown like a man whole, and I didn't even remember it.
Do we have to change out the course?
Okay, well listen, I don't have a speaker.
Does your sister have one?
No, he only has this huge one, and it's like ginormous.
I'm already in the car. No, I'm telling you, it's like a 300 pound speaker. I can't bring that.
300 pots being money
You think I'm kidding
I can't black out I can't black out, bro
No, I'm saying like I have I have a flight at like five in the morning and then I also have FNCS division one finals tomorrow
I think it's a bad problem.
Okay.
Alright, how do you want to do this?
Do you want to do a shot for a goal, or do you want to do like...
Every time I do not par, we do not par.
We take a shot.
Okay, so I'm letting it run out.
I am against down deep warf golf flair.
So wait, so are we playing like best ball?
You want to play like a scramble together?
Yeah, let's do it, let's do it.
Yeah, oh yeah, scramble together.
And then go from there.
Okay, okay, sounds good.
And then how many holes would apply nine?
Yes, I'm not taking more than nine shots
Okay, I'll be there in 22 minutes
It's what time what time okay, so just get the clubs on the car get everything situated and then when I pull up will go right out
It's fine, I'll pay you back
Okay, I'll see you soon bye I will
GGFNCSGGARC. Yo guys, this isn't actually FNCS. This is just a division cup. FNCS is in three weeks.
There's a lacy edit in the calm.
Let's see this bro. It won't load.
Wait, we're in primetime Dallas traffic, we're cooked.
Jinxie leaked the Pro-AM date?
I mean, seems like everything for the Pro-AM date.
But that's honestly, bro, that's what happens.
When a bunch of content creators start getting invited to Fortnite events, like shit's gonna just get leaked, bro.
Lacy reveals his new car. Oh God.
What golf course are you going to? I'm not telling you guys what golf course I'm going to, because then you guys are gonna show up.
I live in Dallas, where you at? See?
We're not going to be late.
We get there right on time.
Wait.
Pilots driving his M4 there.
How is he going to get home?
I'll drive him back.
I better not see you anywhere near Arlington.
Yo buddy, buddy boy.
I was in Arlington yesterday and you didn't do shit about it.
That shit is mad sweet over there in the big A.
It's sweet as hell.
Why are you saying GG Arlington's actually so sweet I was in neighborhood. I was in a neighborhood with mansions
Well, I'm a little tired
I just really don't like, shh, okay, how bad is pilot at golf?
Surely if we're playing a two-man scramble, we can easily par out and not take any shots.
I could personally par a few holes by myself.
I'm that guy.
Okay, here's the rules, okay?
Here's the rules.
You can, it's a two-man scramble and we get to play from the ladies' tees.
Deal?
Deal?
The industry has clicks as a whole, Chad is just going to watch me on a car ride.
The clicks are just watching me on a car right now.
What are the odds Clicks actually gets top five tonight?
Zero it's not bro. Isn't it like a super easy heat?
throws golfing in a graphic tee and slides
what are the courses that let us film?
there's a whole lot of what ifs right now
I'll show the camera in some space until we get on the course.
I'm gonna show it.
Lacy, oh Lacy, skin like puff pastry.
Um, sir, do you have, uh, uh, music?
Okay.
Um...
Like what, radio station?
Uh, any radio station?
and
Oh
Banger banger
Hotline bling
Oh, here we go hold on
Um, but nah, look.
Uh, so there's rumors on Twitter that you have three balls?
Is this true?
Okay.
Okay.
What did the radio just get overflowed with ads?
Is this normal chat?
I remember back in the day,
Mom with the wrong list, Star 104,
be straight music.
Star 104!
Eries!
Number one hit music station star 104 wait nobody in the chat knows what that is because you're not from eerie
Nobody knows what star 104 is
What is that emo eerie PA and it's a fucking unicorn
I'm saying you need to come in the locker room.
Oh, come on in.
The Bible study?
Oh, come on in.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Yo, mods, that ass changed that emo, bro.
That ass changed that emo.
Irreview should not be a unicorn on a lollipop land.
It should be a gang when you type irreview.
should be your 11 MBK thank you so much for the five gifted appreciate you for
five
One thing about growing up in Erie, Pennsylvania chat, that y'all don't really understand,
was Erie has the highest rate of gang violence in any city.
How many people in the chat are from Erie?
I wonder if there's anybody watching that lives in Erie, Pennsylvania.
You are the same...
There's definitely at least one person in the chat that lives in Erie that's watching right now.
All right.
She gives me like that one.
All right, I guess the whole chat, he's...
Only 200 people live in Erie? Okay, I bet.
What is Erie, Pennsylvania's population?
94,000 that's a lot
They're saying clicks over slept calling
You did
Yo, bro, it's 530 you got to wake up
It's 5 30, bro. You got to wake up. Yeah
It's time for FNCS
Of course Bruno problem
Listen, I'm gonna be back right before your last game like your last two games. I'm gonna be hammered. All right. I'm gonna come watch you from behind
I'm gonna be drunk as hell just standing behind you watching cheering you on during your last two games
Yeah, for sure.
Alright, then.
Yeah, it really sounded like he was asleep.
Now he's beaten his shit.
Lacey, can you tell Drew that he inspired me to come out of the closet?
Thanks.
What do you want me to say last round?
You want me to say?
Maybe congratulate him?
No, you don't fucking tell me.
Wow.
Wow.
That's fucked up.
That's actually fucked up.
That's fucked up, I don't say that.
Yeah, that's not saying that, bro.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Like hygienic if that makes sense you guys can look at me be like oh he probably smells good
He probably like takes care of himself. He's not like a nasty human. You know I mean
your farts smell bad okay but whose farts don't smell bad
like I guess anybody in this chest fart smell like fucking roses and candy like
you guys literally sit type type lol's and sun in a twitch chat all day and eat
like Doritos and Mountain Dew, I guess you guys first smell good?
Who's gonna fuck this shat tonight, be honest
My first smell bad, but in my opinion they smell good
I'm
Sir you ever heard of nine vicious
You gotta start listening very good artist
That's me? No, no, no. It's an artist. His name is Nine Vicious.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
So, you're having a good one, huh?
You too.
It's so hot.
It's so hot.
It's so hot, bro, I wanna go back inside and play video games.
Where's Pilot?
He's inside going for a walk in the rain.
Let's go.
Hey, why is everybody wearing polos and shorts?
Should I change my fit?
Now, Chad, we're about to golf, but keep in mind,
before we start golfing, remember, where's that noise?
It's birds and shit.
I need your order, porn ACL, fractured hand,
and I'm still recovering from the diving gym, okay?
Thanks, I put it down so it won't get in trouble.
Ah, shit.
You gonna be acting like you're not on the plane?
Secret?
Where's pilot at? He's gonna be here in 11 minutes.
Yo man, where are you? I'm in the parking lot bro. I'm making my list just for you bro.
You said you were gonna be here in 11 minutes. How am I here before you?
I'm at the front of the clubhouse
Jump up and Andrew. Oh my god, I see pilot
Yo, fucking pilot.
You're just cack-walking over here.
You can't play in that?
Wait, am I underdressed?
Yo, every time I see pilot, why is he wearing the skinniest pants on earth?
Like, please do everything.
The skinniest pants you could possibly find.
We're gonna miss our tea time, dude
Hey, nice, uh, man.
Hey, she's got your sister's heart.
Thanks for the pants.
Is that any of my sister's pants, right?
Did you drive here?
Yeah.
We're driving off?
What do you think?
Oh, I'm driving.
You're driving, brother?
Come on.
What do you mean?
All right.
Are you going to be okay with filming or not?
Is it real?
Are you going to be okay with filming or not?
I'm going to just give it down.
I hope they make sure they don't fucking do it.
Well, no, I can get like, clothes in here if I need to.
That is so fucking tight, bro.
300 pesos, bro.
It's so crap, bro.
Okay, wait. Oh my god, they don't even sell clothes, bro.
They don't even sell clothes, bro.
What do you do?
They don't sell clothes.
They're so close their shoes and hats
Come here
Oh, these are like faulty ball shorts.
Sorry for trying to help, man.
Brother, these are gonna be...
My dick's gonna be hanging out.
Listen. Listen, here's the thing.
Okay, listen.
I'm just gonna go outside, okay?
Just make it.
With the camera and myself,
I need you to...
I'll pay you back,
and you give me a pair of golf shoes.
The cheapest bill.
The cheapest pair.
Yes, and we need rentals.
Wait, pilot, just give me a size, size 10, size 10.
How you doing?
Is this open?
I'll do at least three waters please and then maybe a little snack for that for the
course, not a bad shout.
Powering it to it.
Got to get some beds, Chad.
Some stools, some cheez-its.
Got a little thing, not a bad shout.
You all of this.
Wait, it's Tyler's birthday?
Thank you. Are you sure you have like a bag? I can give it all in?
Oh, do you see how old this bell is?
Yeah, I got you.
This doesn't seem to be scary.
There you go.
Thank you.
What do you think is going to be ours?
Fuck, we need two carts.
Come on, change title to nine holes, nine shots challenge, drunk golf.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Little nervous. Wait, does first hole count as a shot?
How's that work?
How do you even get a chance to fire a part of the fucking wall?
I gotta take a shot off the rip.
Wait, how's that work?
What's taking them so long?
What's taking them so long?
What's taking them so long?
Broke came to a golf course to buy snacks.
God forbid, God forbid you grab a little snack for the golf course.
for big. Wait, is Plex back yet? Yeah. He's warming up. This chat is so disgusting, body
be shaming in 2026 is insane. Get a grip chat, you should be ashamed. Retweet, retreat,
retreat.
It's actually not a bad course though, course looks kinda, it looks, oh, okay, it looks
pretty nice.
It looks kind of nice, right, Jack?
Sorry, fellas, I think we got a full 91.
Oh, my fault, man.
I'm gonna get my snacks out the back.
Oh, you're good.
Sorry, fellas.
My fellas 14.
You like to watch your streams.
You mind if I take a picture?
Oh, of course, bro.
Yeah.
I appreciate that.
Wait, are there streamers?
Let's do it, man.
Yeah, we're streaming right now.
Yeah, we're live right now.
I'll put a little ground of golf.
Hey, Rush.
I'm with Lacey Streamer.
He's checking out having a great time of golf to get a good look man. Nice to meet you. Have a great round fellas
Hi pilot what's going on here that pilot there he is
He didn't charge us for the clothes because he knew me and not you for real
Yeah, so it's only 200 bucks. So just send me a hundred and then drew send me 200
Yeah, I got two cards. So you send me 200 and then you send me 100.
Wait, he didn't ask to knew you?
He was like, who do you call for that? It's a lacy, is that it? Who's that?
Oh, man!
It is me, though.
Right here.
Excuse me, though.
Nice to meet you.
Since you know Pilate, you guys have a shirt.
I can go get you one, but I said to be the key.
Ah, it's okay.
You don't take me like two seconds.
Or maybe like shorts?
Yeah, I guess shorts.
Yeah, what size?
Large.
Or like, waist size?
Yes.
Waist size.
Waist size?
Probably about 20, 20, 60.
30, 30, 34, 32?
32?
32, 32, 32, 32, 26, right?
34, 32, 32.
34, 26.
You said 26.
Oh, you got my balls?
Wait a minute, you got my balls?
Yeah, I'm trying to find the balls.
Oh, yeah.
No, what does it come with it?
What do you think?
No, we don't come with balls.
Oh, cheese?
I'm trying to find the balls.
Yeah, we got a backpack of balls there.
I see some titles.
Pro-B1X.
Okay, let's not find those.
Okay, so we want to get a pinnacle?
I don't know if he's out of breath.
I'm gone.
I just don't go.
Just, yeah, give me up there, I got it.
Whatever you think's the best, bro.
Alright, where are the pins?
Here, we can't get through.
Oh, we can't get fucked up. I'm down.
No, bro.
Happy birthday, by the way.
It's not my birthday.
You sound like saying I was an elf friend for not saying happy birthday.
It's not my birthday.
No, bro.
They say this every day, dude.
What are these?
I don't know.
Strix eyes?
Dude, can you, like, tell us something, bro?
A weird piece of shit.
I'm gonna rage me so hard today and drive here was just brutal bro. It's just I
Would had a Spotify jam going on for the chat and I couldn't like change the song so it was just held all the time
That's it
34 should work
How much are the shorts 90 I only get a refund on these ones
I'm going to play my sweatpants.
There we go, that's why I like it.
You missed it, right? Yeah.
Lost a lot of money.
Oh, yeah, I just came in.
I'll get the card.
Did I chew in? Did you hear it again?
Yeah, I think so.
I'm not sure.
You need to call me and check.
You bought tickets and you lost my wallet.
I don't know what worked.
It's not read in my American Express.
Yeah, let me get my American Express.
No, it's not read in my American Express.
Let me get my American Express.
There you go, through.
How much was it?
2850 cents.
It's fine, I'll pay for it.
Tell me how much I owe you.
Wait, you only got one cart?
Yeah, two.
Two.
Alright, we're gonna take one shot before we play.
I think it was useless, you know.
Off for me, dude.
No, just open the door when our hands are full.
I swear the key works for every car, right?
He probably says where the car is.
He says where number.
Interesting.
Let's see.
Car keys.
This.
We got two ice.
Let me, let me.
Yeah, of course.
Nice. Let me, let me.
Yeah, of course.
Let's do it here.
Let's try this here.
Let's try this here.
It works!
Wait, wait! Clutch it behind you! Clutch it behind you!
Okay, start it off.
Okay, so we got two.
Okay, we also...
We got some ammunition here.
We got ammunition here, let me put this over here.
Okay.
Okay, we got ammunition.
All right.
Wait, so I have a question.
What's up, brother?
First hold, do we have to take a shot?
We have to take a shot right now.
What?
We have to loosen up.
So this is why you got blackout drunk last time.
Not because you took nine shots,
probably because you took 20 shots because-
No, I took nine shots in 45 minutes on an empty stomach,
but you got a star with a shot.
Check it out, Drew.
Oh, how many is in there?
18.
So we're capped out.
I like having a little cat.
Do you want me to put it right here?
Put it right on my golf shoes.
Drew, this is...
Who's driving alone?
Drew.
Why are you laughing?
I'm a good driver.
Wait, should I drive alone?
No, no, no.
Drew should drive alone just right next to us.
Do you guys have a camera at Android?
If not, I have a phone.
I could drive.
I could drive one.
Yes, we might have we have to do a couple of breaks a pit stops if you know me, okay?
I mean, yeah, if you want we can also just switch it up doesn't really matter
Okay, let's do it
We gotta do a intro here, buddy. You don't understand dude like I genuinely
Yeah, wait for the first hole and we have to do a YouTube intro
Did you understand what happened this time did you watch the full video?
Not the full video. No, I try to fight three people
Why?
Dude, they drove past us, and Bucky was wearing shorts and a shirt, and I was fully dressed
up as Balth.
And he said, that's not proper golf etiquette.
And I didn't hear him say that, and then Bucky was like, oh, he's talking shit.
And I turned the golf cart around, and we just started screaming at old people, bro.
And I was like trying to fight this guy, and then...
Yeah, bro, for sure.
I hate being famous, bro.
nice to meet you bro you went lowest of my favorite what's your name
he's got a flick yeah
alright we got to get to hole number one come on
Oh god, you're going to try a lot of other stuff.
Oh god, and this one right here?
Yeah, it's the one you're going to see.
Appreciate it, job man. Oh yeah, we'll just stay next week, like this.
Are you going to offer me these hamburgers?
Yeah, we're off road.
People drinking golf all the time, by the way. What's normal?
Where's hole one?
Hold on.
Oh no.
I have no idea where hole one is at.
Holy shit, these things got a little kick to them.
Excuse me?
Have you guys played here before?
Let me get asked these guys.
Excuse me, do you guys know where hole one is at?
Do you guys know where hole one is at?
Thank you guys so much.
That was a better one.
Thank you guys.
Hey, hi!
Hi!
Ha ha!
Yo, pilot, are we playing Highlands or Glen?
All right.
Oh, I got snacks.
Don't even worry about it.
Something?
What?
A screen?
I think we're on the wrong course.
Yeah, we're at the wrong course.
Here, is this a healing?
Can you do this? I don't know if you can do this.
Yeah, I think so.
I didn't tell us what course to play chat
L driver
Y'all remember that?
Bro, what's funny is it's chat things I'm assing off, but I shock the road every time.
I think that was the wrong course.
Yeah, number one for the gland is right over there.
Right over here. Thank you.
Just right next to the road.
Thank you.
Should we get a scorecard?
Oh, no, they're behind people.
No, this is hole number one.
Where do you just skip a hole over two?
Yeah.
You want to skip it, just go hole number two?
There's people above them, though.
Let's go hole number three.
How you guys doing?
Good.
Oh, god.
Oh, hell yeah.
Let's do it.
Yeah, let's do it.
it it's just us two playing so
oh no they're letting us play through they have no idea what they're about to watch
pilot's story
wait so where is this stuff?
right here
where the fuck do we answer you?
down the tunnel
oh wait do you know how far this is?
we gotta do a youtube intro
maybe this is hot and I'm just
absolute PTSD for your nuts out
Where'd the police go?
Where's the T's?
Where?
Where's the T's?
Where's the T's?
Where the f***ing bags?
Where the T's at?
Wait, he didn't give you the T's?
He didn't buy the T's?
I didn't buy it bro, but I didn't know.
Can we tell them to play?
We have to go there. They're good. Look at them. You're ready to go back.
Hey, do you guys have any extra tees?
I'm gonna see if I can change them any extra tees.
Oh, my dude.
Hey, listen. Y'all can go and play through. We're gonna go grab tees.
Yeah, yeah, y'all got it.
You want me to be my dog?
Yeah, I got the tees.
Oh, that's Marvin.
Hey, little Marvin. Hey, little guy.
Hey, Marvin.
My girlfriend will be hyped that you need the middle of the day.
Ha!
He just comes golfing with you guys.
Yeah, it's just the day. What's up, bro?
Yeah, you guys you guys can go ahead of us though
Okay, we're listening.
Fuck this, windy day bro.
Should we say something about my hair as you have it?
It's a windy day.
Should we do the intro right here while they hit?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm terrified.
All right.
Everybody say hi YouTube in the chat.
Hello YouTube.
What's good YouTube?
We are back with another video.
Today we are here at a golf course with Pilot and we are doing the nine holes nine shot
challenge.
the way this works is every hole we play,
if we do not get a par or better,
we have to take a shot.
All right.
This is my second time around.
The first time, I blacked out,
second day was horrible.
It's like nine shots, about 45 minutes.
You don't golf, do you?
I've golfed potentially five times in my life.
True trip against you happens.
I've golfed probably five times.
I'll be honest though, my chip is gross,
My T's are gross, I just need someone to help me drive.
Okay, that's me.
My five irons are good.
They're shanking into the trees.
It's just my fucking issues, my drive.
These guys are shanking into the trees.
But dude, once you get a couple shots in you bro, it just, it gets like butter.
You just gotta walk up there and not think and sweat.
I don't like how there's so many people behind us.
Three of us skipped the hole like two or three.
I swear if it's 18 holes, I swear we skipped two holes.
You wanna just skip?
Yes, that's it.
But I said we put these down first.
You over to get shot right off the first hole?
You have to, one more.
Oh my God, it's P.J.S.T. bro.
Cheers brother.
Oh
Fuck you Drew. Oh my god first full first shot
All right, I have a grand total of zero calories today
Get fucked and dress is driving me home
You know who's getting behind the fuck I'm out for this year. Oh my god
Dude, what are you doing on a hot day?
We just driving skipples?
Yeah.
But we're to 18th.
Well, what are we going to wait around for 30 minutes for people?
Dude, tell them how fucking hot it is outside, bro.
It's 100 degrees.
All right, let's just say fucking and go.
Come on, pilot.
Too many people.
This is 90 percent.
Huh?
This is 90% more than it said, so...
Uh, that's a not... I don't know.
Why is my car so slow?
Why is my car so slow?
Cheshire, start on the back nine, we could start on the back nine.
As long as we play nine holes, that's all that matters.
Why is it... why it's squeaking?
From what I'm seeing right now, there's people on every hole.
There's a speed limit?
Oh, the 90 degree angle is you can only take a right off of the cart path, I think, right?
Or something like that?
So basically, we just gotta find an empty T-box.
And there's none anywhere.
There's none.
Let's go around these guys.
Maybe we should just start on the back nine.
Pilot, we gotta just...
They're staring at us.
That's 18.
Oh my God, every hole is packed.
We should not have skipped.
Every hole is maxed out.
every single hole is maxed out bro.
Okay, hold on a minute, wait a minute.
Might be able to make some shake here.
Might be able to make some shake here.
That's why you have a tea time.
We're fine for our tea time.
I just don't want people playing behind us
and then a pilot and me holding them up
because we're drinking and I'm trying to find
like an empty hole.
This way maybe pilot.
It's not how it works, yes it is.
I'm lost.
We're just going through for a fucking stroll, man.
How you doing?
Hi.
She's waving at me.
Why is she waving at me?
How you guys doing?
What's up?
What's up, man? Hey, is there anybody playing in front of you guys?
All right, thank you, we're trying to find a host we don't hold people up appreciate y'all
Okay, so there's two good. Oh wow we're fucked. Oh my god. We're fucked. Oh, we fucked up. That's why I don't take true advice ever
Oh my god
El drew the chat, bro.
That is nothing that we were on.
Like he said we're good.
We're on schedule.
But you saw people behind us and were like, let's just go around and skip the hole.
Oh my God.
How do we go from hole 1 to 18?
I don't know where to go.
Hit a reverse, hit a reverse, hit a reverse, hit a reverse.
Hit a reverse, hit a reverse.
Bad news.
Hit a reverse.
There we go, there we go.
We actually might have fucked up. We might have just lost our kids.
Fuck it.
My God, I should have just...
Wait a minute pilot come here. Wait is this the next hole right here or is that the next hole?
Because we can play this right here.
Wait do they go that way or do they go this way?
What hole is that? That's number eight.
Well, I gotta see what hole these guys are going to because if they're coming here, we
can't play here.
But if they, if they go that way, we're starting right here.
Trust me.
Trust me.
This might be play.
This might be play.
Wait.
Either way, we can go there.
We can go here.
Are you guys coming here or there?
Are you guys playing that way or this way?
Perfect.
Thank you.
Back up.
Oh, there's the sign that makes sense
This course is confusing, bro.
Hole number eight, huh?
Yeah, yeah.
What is he doing?
Are you already drunk?
We're hitting that way.
No, we would never do that.
It's illegal on this course.
Either what?
We brought five.
It's a it's illegal, of course
You know what?
We brought vodka with us
Oh, no, I just... yeah
I got a...
We got some shit on us
Okay, bro, alright
Do you want me to hit first?
Do you want me to hit first?
Yeah, I'm supposed to hit first
Water first told me.
It's a part four. Wait, what? These are we hitting from?
Wait, we're not playing from the lights, we're playing from them.
We're playing from the girls.
We're playing from the lights, no?
The girls, yeah.
Yeah, let's go play from the lights up there.
What are you doing with me? God damn it.
Dude, I don't have fucking back lights on bro.
So the emergency is just fucking hell.
Why are you smiling, bro, behind the camera?
It's freaking me to fuck out.
Dude, just give me fucking...
I'm gonna fucking me eyes.
Wait, I lost my phone, friggin.
In the hairline, bro.
Make sure you... Oh, god, dude.
Alright, you don't paint it to the hair, Drew.
Alright, we're shooting from the light.
It's a par 4.
So that means we have 4 strokes.
I'm gonna set the fucking tone first shot no warm-up no practice swing none of that bullshit
La Mickey chad we're not pros. We're not playing from the blues. We play from the whites
Yes, you cannot hit yet if there's people
100 yards away from me.
Sure, yes, you can tee up.
I'm ready to practice what he's doing.
This could end really bad, bro.
I'll make it up right now, dude.
These nine shots go down.
Fucking, this man down.
This is a par four, okay?
We have to get a four or better.
Yes, do not hit yet.
I'm not, I'm not.
It's the only swing he's doing today.
That might have been fucking 350.
I can't be fucked with a diamond ship.
What?
Do you want me to carry the boats?
Oh, you have to carry the boats. I can't swim.
I actually can't swim.
I can't send you and the kid out swimming.
I'm too sore from the diamond ship.
Ah, shit.
I had fucking news.
I can't swim, bro.
I'm running this news.
Well, how did I step through so sore?
Oh, dude, listen.
Have you ever done a thousand-
Tricep pull-out pull-down set?
No, never in your life you've done that.
Wait, we have three T's.
Not too real.
Too real fucked.
Dude, nine shots are going down.
Dude, nine shots are going down, I have terrible PCSD.
I made it today.
Hold on, pilot.
Yeah.
They said y'all are lost.
They want you to bring down the whole one.
So you'll are coming off of here.
Do you mean right here?
I don't know.
They just called me.
If we're allowed to start here, we don't want to hold any more people behind us.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Just because on whole one, there were people behind it.
You know, we're streaming, we don't want to disturb it.
Yeah, there's a group of guys.
There's no one behind us.
I'll go tell them.
If not, we'll go back, but yeah.
Alright.
Watch the stream.
You know what?
I'll go tell them.
Okay, thank you, bro.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You should be good to go.
You said you were going to do it.
I'm scared.
I'm nervous.
I'm not a gopher.
I'm not a fighter.
I never planned to be a fighter.
Bro, you just gotta...
Hey, listen.
You're playing here?
We got a Maxwell one.
That calls for another shot.
Another shot.
It's the next hole.
I'm talking on the shot, but it's going fine.
I was ready to fucking blast it.
How do we get back? We gotta follow you. We're lost.
What the fuck is that?
I thought...
They got a live UAV on us.
They got a live UAV in the pro shop.
It's a terrible stream so far. Way to go.
You know, NicoTrey, you don't have to watch, dude.
You can do anything you want.
You don't gotta watch the stream.
There's a red X at the top right.
You can click it and you can go do something else.
There's thousands of other streamers that are live
that you can go watch.
You don't gotta watch at all.
I have shit in my eyes.
Last time I drank alcohol?
Bahamas.
Last time I took shots?
Yeah, what was the last time I took shots?
Was it on stream?
Hold on, we gotta drive all the way back to Ho-Won, huh?
Dude, the time, like, you should never go to the gym
and be sore six days after.
What the fuck?
Drive into a fucking river here.
How would we know?
Because I don't drink off stream, dumbass.
Yeah, I think the last time I took shots was in clicks was in LA and we did drunk fortnight,
right?
Maybe with sketch?
Huh?
huh bro I haven't I haven't drank in a while dude everybody treats me as this
like big alcoholic but I'm not a big alcoholic everybody thinks that I smoke
weed and get drunk all the time it's not me dude wrong guy Jason's birthday I
wasn't there
I was out of the country bro, I was outside of the country.
What is Disney?
Disney?
Drunk Disney?
Bro, that was so long ago.
That was earlier.
That was when you were on the train.
It was?
It was.
Alright, shall we? We made it.
We officially made it to the first hold.
And we're playing behind these guys.
Oh, we're playing behind these guys.
Oh, wait. See, we were on the wrong course.
What's up, guys? How y'all doing?
Yeah, come on. Wait, we was it this way? Oh, we were on the whole wrong course. Oh
Thank you, bro. Oh, they're ready. Come on. Come on. Come on
It's that course got it
There I gotta go to y'all right now. They're on my ass right now. I bet you do it quick
Yeah, pilot we're on the whole wrong course. We have to do like stream pick or what do we do?
Alright, give me a second.
Give me a second.
Nice to meet you.
So we're playing off one?
Thank you, man.
Thank you, dude.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you, man. Thank you.
What's up?
Jesus.
Come on, just a minute.
I hate being famous.
I fucking hate being famous.
What question is that, are you?
Uh, I don't even know, to be honest.
Let's do a quick flick, so you can have a go see y'all.
Yeah.
Sure.
Cool. Nice to meet you, guys.
Hey, guys, nice to meet you, guys, too, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck myself.
What?
What?
Alright, so we're behind these guys on hole one. No one's behind us.
Absolutely beautiful.
W's in the chat. W.
We're here. We're right after this guy.
Yep
300 yard par 4
How are you drunk with one shot?
It's over
Over to bro. Hey yesterday
I put I put 250 on fucking Ecuador to win and they beat Germany
$40 I could repeat Germany and it paid off for
1.2k and then the bartender there I was like geeked and he just gave me like five shots, bro
I got hammered and I bought Japan tickets what I wasn't supposed to and I meant Japan and I'm fucking I put
Japan yes, Japan tickets. I was at the game
Yes, okay, and then I put like I put like 2.5 canum and I was just drinking all time and I woke up hung over and
Then to beat a hangover you get a drink more
So now you're drunk and we're gonna do nine more fucking shots unless you care the fucking boats okay?
He's fucking triceps. Oh, is it hurt? Oh, it hurts so bad. I suck at the bottle
Okay, so we're a fucking team today sure you're a coward. Let's go
I was drunk already we haven't even started he's drunk. We haven't even started. We haven't even started me
I feel like I'm gonna, dude, at the fucking path I'm taking bro, I feel like I'm gonna be a drunk uncle.
You already are. I'm not even gonna.
What, how old are you today?
36.
36th birthday today.
Fuck man, I just get drunk and mad too, bro. Dude, like I'm letting it right now.
If we get like five shots deep and I start fucking botching
Botching? What's botching me?
Just missing shots and shit. Dude, it's gonna get bad
No, it's fine. You're- listen
I got the golf course last time, bro
I got the golf course, please
I know, but like it's just like etiquette, you know what I mean? Like I have to- I respect the sport of golf
I want the states of Iceland
I don't know, I respect that
I pre-gamed the golf
Yeah, too, bro. You know how scared this was?
Dude, you don't understand what I went through last time
I almost have like three people in the cops got called
Okay, so here's the rules today, okay?
Listen, I got it under control
No, get in and kick out the golf course. No fighting anyone because if you fight someone, I'm not backing you up
I'd have under control
I got my ass beat by a big guy since I can rock on combo and two bro
We might not have it and once the alcohol starts fucking docking. I really thought I could 3v1
Did you?
I'm gonna be respectful, Sandra
But I just, I might, you know, Drew might get a couple fucking angry words around him.
If I start hitting bad.
You might be at a punch break today bro, just suck it up, okay?
It's either Lacey loses his stream, I lose my stream, or you take a couple fucking insults.
What do you want?
Lose your stream.
Lose your stream.
Yeah, but if I lose my stream then you don't have a job.
That's probably another one.
Okay.
You guys, I said it was the biggest smile on the face.
Fuck.
You don't ask me.
How do you keep bringing my hair, bro?
He's pretty fucking solid, he's pretty good.
I should see.
Do you know why I'm swinging nothing?
Watch this shit.
I played D1 baseball.
I have a fucking crazy...
That could actually translate.
I have a very bad fucking curve line.
You'll see.
So whenever I swing, I came in my back foot,
and I have to twist my wrist this way.
I usually shoot straight, but I'm working on it. I think that we could par every hole
It's just you know, he is the par scramble. What do we got here right? What do we got right now?
We're not we're playing up because this is so this is a what?
There's a par 4 311 yards
No, we got to go to the T box
Oh, it's not this?
No, no, no.
Why did you leave this here?
Because he's very, very good.
So he plays from the blues.
We play from the whites, because we are not pros.
We play from right here.
The whites.
Yeah?
Four strokes, or we take a shot.
Okay, then who's driving you home?
Uh, I'm gonna call Uber.
I see.
Alright, I'll have her.
I'll give her some call.
So, where are we aiming for?
Um, you're aiming, I think, just dead straight?
You're putting your pocket, Gowered.
Thanks, bro.
It's a cannon to the teeth.
Hold on.
Alright, there's no warm-up.
Alright, aim, aim.
Where are we firing away at, Gowered?
Dead straight.
Dead straight.
Listen bro, this is my viewpoint. Straight.
I'd wait like at two minutes up.
Maybe take an old practice swing.
Cause you gotta wait for that guy to hit.
Where is he at?
He's just right over the hill.
I'm gonna be honest bro, my ball's kinda cut.
Like listen bro, no one waits bro.
I was gonna hit straight over the fucking middle.
That was a practice swing.
You got bad fucking news here
Our Lisa's practice now I got it's rough
This is where I need you, bro.
This is where I need you.
Once we get the fives, then closer, bro.
I'm trying, pilot, but you understand my body's in a lot of pain right now.
Same with mine, bro.
I know.
Same with fucking mine.
Come on.
Listen.
We're gonna lose our draw.
We fucking miss this hole.
I'm down, I'll take a shot.
If we fucking hit it in, I'm happy we got a part.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I agree.
You can't be scared.
Fuck you, bro.
See you in a second.
Okay.
Right.
Right.
Okay.
Okay.
Nice thing, bro, it's a nice big shot.
Oh my god.
Listen, this first few bucks, we both get extra shot.
Oh my god that hurt really bad.
Oh no.
Chatsy, they might be cooked.
I might be the worst, I might be the worst call forever today.
Should be in the, in the thing in the front.
Please.
Bro I know, I know, I know.
Hey, don't let it get in your head.
Bro, Unk fucked me up.
Like literally, I think Unk, I think Unk made me sore for eternity, bro.
Alright, listen we each get two shots off the first tee, easy.
Only the first tee though.
Alright, I already got a great shot.
Alright, let me find yours.
Little windy, huh?
It's going towards the hole, it's perfect.
It's not bad, it'll play though.
We gotta find that ball.
Ball!
Alright, dude, this is fun.
We only have nine shots, we only have to drink, bro.
Listen, bro, only nine shots is not that bad.
Okay.
Here he comes down to it.
Yeah, for sure.
My sister drink nine shots at the time.
She died.
She died.
I said that felt really bad in McLeod.
I did not feel good at all in my wrists.
I think we played more in P!
I don't know where it went though.
oh that's the lights I don't see it pilot this might be bad it was a little
right but listen we got to look around we got to find it or else we got to go
back to play yours dude
oh no
you see what
Who's wrist gets sore from working out?
I just got out of a sling for having a fractured wrist.
No shot.
I'm gonna sit here and let you down.
That's not it?
Okay.
Let me circle back a little bit.
Oh my god, they're driving around.
Okay.
Oh, sand fucking bunker.
Holy shit.
No way we're gonna play pilot forward.
We're cooked.
What the fuck?
We're cooked.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me go to play pilot four, we're cooked!
We're fucked!
We're fucked!
Unless we just, unless we just broke the muck of life,
what did we say from the beginning, pilot?
We said we're gonna tee off from the lights, remember?
Let's just tee off from the lights, bro.
But like, these are the lights, bro.
Okay, no more no more no more no more no more no more shortcuts. Yeah
Here's the whites. Yes
Okay, here we go
Yeah
Wasting then we're wasting the shots we only have 18
Why you are do you like drinking?
You want to get drunk?
I'll be doing it more.
Can't live like this, Drew.
We just teed off from the blues.
TV, Drew. I gave you my only T.
Where's your T?
I'm gonna give Drew a fucking foot, yeah.
Listen, this is when it starts.
Right here, hole number one, okay?
Hole number one from the whites.
No Mulligans. We must par every hole.
Me? Yeah.
No, I'm a little brother.
He's 12.
Where's the hole?
It's straight.
Just hit the ball straight pilot, come on.
I gotta, I gotta curb my body though.
I'm a fucker! Where'd it go?
Stop. Stop. Stop.
This is really bad.
Dude, I've only bad at teeing or fucking teeing off.
That's the first time I need you, let me get my T-Song, is it?
This one, dude, bro.
I don't know why I can't see it.
It's so hot in here.
Come on, here we go.
I'm gonna take a gun.
Come on, fucker!
No control over the club, bro.
Come on.
Move that first, never stop this.
We're gonna run off.
Let's quick-er.
Dude, this is bad.
You're already halfway through.
No more loose balls. We have to fucking play balls
Your ball went far right
Give a decent swing. Yeah, no, I just have zero control of the club right now
I don't know how to explain like you guys can you guys are just gonna troll and say I'm a fucking baby
But I don't know how to explain. It's like my my wrist can't turn
But it should be healed by now. No
Should my wrist not be fully healed? It's been like...
I gotta get MRI.
I swear, I'm like fucking brittle.
Like...
I don't even know where my ball went. I don't even know where my ball went by the...
I don't think it went in the sand.
I think it rolled right past it.
Oh, what...
How do I lose a bullet that goes down the middle?
Wait.
No.
This doesn't even make sense. The bullet literally rolled right down the middle and we can't find it.
It's the sun, Chad, it's the sun.
Unless it did go in the sand.
Yo, if we're hitting shot two out of the sand, we might as well take the shot right now.
I don't see it in there.
We cannot take a drop off the first T-Box.
No, no, no. We gotta find a ball. We gotta find a ball. It rolled right over here.
Wait, Pile found it.
Dude, how do we set a hole in one?
Bro, we are not making it the hole in that. You guys are gonna be hammered by a whole fucking pie.
Bro, this is actually pissing me off.
Pile, go check that right side a little bit, maybe?
Just don't get how a ball can roll right down the middle and then it's not, it's not here.
Oh my god, I bet that fucking squirrel ate it.
Oh my god. I bet that squirrel ate it. I bet that squirrel ate my ball.
I think this fucking squirrel took it.
You want to drop? That's basically guaranteeing that we bogey and take a shot.
Alright fine, let's drop. Let's drop.
I mean, we're going to run out of balls, but I hold 2 if the ball is to go straight down the middle we can't find.
Listen. That's us.
Okay, sure.
Is that a bad shot? No, it's not a bad shot. I'm just...
Got a play up and down chat wait wait
Why is a leaf glistening in the sun bro no it's a leaf
I pilot
How far out of me I'll say about 260
Alright I don't fucking go up there and shot me on my head
That was good.
Yeah, I don't fucking know.
You're playing nine? Listen, so this is...
No losing balls, bro.
We're hitting three right now, so we have to get on and make the putt depart.
Okay.
So we're stressed.
Alright, so for this, you put it on your back foot now.
Yes.
And then you're up close.
Come on, Pyle, you told me your game's good other than up to ten.
Yeah, yeah, watch this shit. Let's see. Sorry.
Alright, this way.
Alright.
She's missing the bottle.
You want to see her real soon now?
Yeah, I'll see you in a minute.
You fucking piece of shit.
You're just not fucking doing anything.
Fuck.
Dude!
You fucking hear his breath and you fucking get it.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Yeah, dude, fuck me in the fucking ass.
Hey, is this the one?
Yeah, it's rolling.
That's a chip on butt.
Yep, I'm gonna sink it.
Thank you.
Put my ball here, there we go.
This is going to be a disaster.
Toped it? I mean Chad, I don't want to keep complaining, but like...
I can't turn my wrist properly to swing like I normally do. I don't know.
I don't know I mean buddy it's been a month that's yeah but I don't like I don't know
if you guys have never gotten an injury in your life like I was in a sling and I never
got a MRI. What? It went really far right. Pilot we're almost out of balls already.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Bro, this is the whole one, and we used eight balls.
Alright, guys, that's coming.
Listen, we gotta chip this in!
Alright, no need to worry about it. You just let it go.
So we'll play that fucking nickel back shot.
Here, Ro to save us.
Oh, shit, shit, go.
I'm not chipping this in, we gotta take a shot.
I'm chipping it in.
I don't like that.
What's that nickel back there?
Please, buy this, please.
They mean it here, Ro to save us?
Why not me?
This is all a juice pool, bro.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
See once this shot starts rolling from over here.
Tyler we have to take a shot now.
Yeah bro it's gonna get it.
It's gonna blow it.
Let's wait till the next C-box, next C-box take a shot.
Bring it.
We didn't even end the hole yet.
We just fucking didn't have the next t-box. We take a shot here at the t-box
So they're here if you say oh yeah, we bogey to the first hole so oh
My god
Oh
Fuck oh shit man, I gotta go get my ball. I think I'm on a green though
Shit dude
I'm grabbing my ball hold on wait drew can you can you reach your right hand down and scoop it?
I'm going to drive by super slow, right here, right here.
Drive by super slow.
Got it?
Got it.
Alright, whole number, yo, we're on whole number two.
Oh my god, we're actually fucked the whole day.
We're fucked the rest of the day.
How am I going to get onto the...
Huh?
Nah, I mean, we bogeyed, doesn't even matter.
Doesn't even matter, we bogeyed.
ready come on pilot come on bro yeah we got this whole number two please don't
be a part three don't be a party don't be a oh it's so short pilot this is the
shortest par three I've ever seen what we're hitting off whites this is a three
stroke this is a par three ninety five yards all right give me the five a five
iron what do you use I'm gonna hit an approach wedge okay let me go first
let me give you a ball you're gonna hit approach here you hip-pitching hip-pitching
Okay, let me just give you a ball on the green.
Coward's laughing.
Hey, do a fucking, do us a favor
and scout more balls, coward.
Come on, pilot.
What the fuck, big dog's eatin'.
Come on, pilot, put this on the green.
If I put this on the green,
put this in the fucking footer.
Oh, my fucking eye on my roll dead, though.
What's that?
A pilot, a pilot, don't want to fan it.
You don't want to call that pilot?
They call that insurance.
They call that insurance.
I didn't have a bad shot.
Because here's the thing, I'm gonna...
This is not a bad shot.
It's not that cut at all.
This needs to be a fucking...this has to be a hole where we get done.
No, I see.
I got you.
We're gonna put this on the beam.
Don't worry.
Alright.
I'm going to lose a favor, I'm going to tee us closer to the fucking hole, and you can
chip if you want.
We might play heroes.
Did I just hit over the green with a ...
We just got your ball?
Yeah.
Let me know if it's possible.
Yeah, but we got to look.
Cause I can go to her play.
Oh, and beat the fuck up.
Yeah, yeah.
Do not show what's in my fucking heart.
Don't worry about it.
Don't show anything in my heart.
Stop, stop, stop!
No, you're not real.
We have this fucking band out here.
Plan yours?
Let me look, we're up.
wait yours might be oh fuck yours is round the edge what do you think
that might not wait I might be parable that that one might be parable grab my
ball show my fucking card against you what happens bring the putter and
where ever you need
fuck this one bro
what?
oh my god
dude
this is a fucking larp in playing high school bro
stay champion
fuck fucking ass
why does he walk like that
I swear we putt your ball.
That's what I'm here for, bro, I never grew up playing golf.
I played mainly sports, I played cricket, I played fucking tennis, pickleball, you
know I never really played the fucking hardest sports, alright.
So this is what I'm here for, just to fucking get us a nice putt closely green and then
Check it down out.
Why are you touching me?
Come on, Lacey.
I can't fucking pitch so I'm trying to get you a safer putt.
You know what I mean?
I'm just trying to put it close.
I like that.
It's a big shot here.
It's a big shot.
Is that our pilot?
We do not bar this hole right here.
Hey, listen. I'll let you do that, kid.
Hey, I'll let you do that, kid.
We got it.
Where's the other ball?
It's in my pocket.
Okay.
What is that, dude?
Come on, put this next to the hole, please.
Please, give me a little help here.
Oh
How am I to cut so far
Oh, it's coming down. It's kind of rolling down the hill.
Oh no. Oh no.
Play yours?
I got it.
I got it.
Lock the fuck away from these boots. I can't take it out of the shop.
What's the angle? The music, is it?
Look.
Is it up in the nuts? I suppose it's up in the nuts.
It's okay. It's okay.
I'm sure it's okay.
I'm sure it's okay.
I'm seeing a complete opposite.
Come on, Miley.
I'm gonna do the line.
Sink it! Sink it!
I'm leaving the line.
Gotta make this way.
We're so close.
That's so...
Hey, Potter!
Oh, bro.
Yeah, I can't.
I can't do it.
Fuck.
Dude.
Come on.
It's all the line, right?
It looks straight.
That wasn't straight, that wasn't straight, that wasn't straight Pete, that wasn't straight!
Bluffs and sobs, bro. They just want to see us get hammered. They just want us in their kekling
A 95 yard par 3 and we couldn't put the part
We are taking nine shots today
We are taking nine shots today, and as soon as I start feeling a little tipsy, I'm not even gonna hit the fucking ball anymore
Let's get to the T-Ball can do it
I'm literally gonna throw that I just can take a shot like this
Okay, we have a par-five.
That goes across the water.
Oh my god, gee, fucking gee.
Gee, fucking gee, man.
A par-five across the water?
Are we serious?
Oh my god, I'm gonna cry.
I'm dead as do not.
I don't like alcohol, I don't like drinking, bro.
We have a whole par-five across the water.
400 yard par-five.
Excuse me, give me the fireball, bro.
We can't save a 95.
Give me the fireball, dude.
We can't save a 95 par-three.
Drew was adopted, don't even tell him, though.
Oh my God, we're actually on shot number three.
Wait, haven't we played two holes, though?
I used to when I was sorry to start it off.
How the fuck does this work?
Cough.
Siri playboy 800 by Leibnick.
You fucking hate this challenge.
I fucking hate this job.
I fucking hate this job.
My fucking sauce.
I don't want to be alive.
I don't want to be alive.
Dude, we got another job.
Everything you do in life, you do better when you're drunk.
I get a stream-side on a T-box.
Like, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
What the fuck are you teeing up?
What the fuck is that?
Okay.
Did you get snacks, man?
Yes, I did.
I don't want snacks.
It's okay, bro.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, did you get a snack tonight?
Yes I did.
I don't want a snack tonight.
I don't want a fuckin' one.
I don't want the fuck any more.
Please just give me one more.
I don't give a fuck anymore.
Water.
We're just afraid in the water!
water going hot bro get us on a fairway please
I need you here, man. I told you brother drives all I need you man. Oh
I need you in everything. Plus I got it.
Super loud.
Hey, not right now.
We're fucking hammering, I'm looting right now.
Fucking serving the water now.
It's you, it's you.
It's not, it's you.
You got fucking troopers behind us.
Yep, this is how we're gonna fight.
Hey, you got any balls on you the fuck you guys doing then yeah, yeah, yeah get us balls
and tease we'll get you two pictures well we're through woman Lacey I
Fucking I'm gonna be a mobile
Fucker, bro. This is the devastation hit the ball appreciate you man. He doesn't get a picture
I
Keep being famous friend
True my beneath dick
Hey, my bad guys. My bad
We're fired up, bro. It's just it's a fireball. We're doing this going through the night. Let's get a fling. Let's get a flix
I can take it man. No, I can take it
Yeah, sorry for being a big guy.
Nice to meet you guys.
My dad beat the shit out of me growing up.
So, in golf there's this rule.
There's this rule, I guess.
Listen, there's this rule in golf called unforeseen circumstances, okay?
I don't know what the fuck this is.
Basically, what it means in the PGA, if you're in a circumstance that is not normal, that
is like not regular and out of your control, you get to re-hit.
Yeah, you sure.
Chirping us in the back, so we have unforeseen circumstances. I get to hit my ball
I'm over the water I'm over the water pie. I'm over the fucking water, baby. Is it for five? Yes
He's on a fucking hole.
Oh my gosh.
Tyler, we don't have balls.
We don't have any balls.
We don't have any balls.
We don't have any balls.
Pilots lost every ball he's fucking connected with.
Every ball he's connected with has been gone.
What?
We got six left.
All right.
Wow.
Wow.
You said jump in the water?
Please Drew, go swim and get us some balls.
Okay.
My ball bounced over the water over in this area.
I watched it happen.
What a beautiful ball.
What a beautiful ball, Pie.
Finally, what a shot!
Okay, I'm going to take a rest real quick.
A little snack, where?
I'm not tired chat I've taken three fireball shots in a span of maybe 20 minutes so yeah
Yeah, I'm feeling it a little bit right now, my stomach hurts.
Overuse here, okay.
Where's the hole?
The hole is straight over these streets.
You see the yellow flag right there?
That's the hole.
What do I use?
Use a pitching wedge.
Give me where the fuck I need to use.
So we have four times to make this.
We have four attempts. We have four more shots, huh?
We have four more shots?
We're getting number two, yeah.
Move it over a little bit so I can get my way.
So you don't get distracted by a lot.
I got some insurance.
I'm gonna be honest, please.
How are you doing?
I got some insurance.
He's fucking useless.
I said nice hit.
I
Yeah, okay, like oh just you say there's you say girl. I forget I'm gonna kill myself. Thank you
Fuck it
Up and over the trees
I'm gonna have to hit a high swing move.
Oh, wait a minute. Don't hit the tree.
No, I hit the tree that would have been right fucking through.
That would have been on the green if I didn't hit the tree.
Oh my god!
Yeah, we're on three up there.
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna have to take another shot. I'm gonna die. I actually might die.
I've never seen a hawk on the ground. That's sea. I've never seen one on the ground before.
There's a hawk! Look!
That's a red-tailed hawk. That's not no normal hawk. That's a red-tailed hawk.
It's a red-tailed hawk.
Look, I've never seen them just sitting on the ground.
I don't want to bother him.
I'm scared, you should share it, bro.
He's Laura, I'm not going to lie.
Why is he, why is he so nice?
Is he dangerous?
By the way, what is your ball?
You look scared.
Why is he not flying?
Why is his mouth open?
Is he dangerous?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait, is that a feather next to him?
I think he's injured.
I don't like that.
We're way huge.
Oh my god.
What makes him kill you?
Bro, dude, dude, dude.
I don't know species like that.
Am I not a female?
It seems dangerous, you know?
Squirrel is something under it.
Is that thing on the ground?
What is a dead squirrel?
What are your balls right here?
Yeah, it has a dead animal.
See?
Oh my god, it was carrying a squirrel!
What's your ball?
Alright, you got three more shots?
I'm not trying to punch this.
Dude, whatever you think.
What do I need?
I can't tell you another shot.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I'm going to punch it.
What do I need?
Here's the issue with where we're at right now.
In golf terms, you can't hit a ledge
because it's going to hit the trees.
So you want to try to punch it.
ball here right you're gonna angle your club frontwards watch out and you're
gonna want to you're gonna want to punch it out you get what I'm saying
No, unless I hit the fucking golf.
Fuckin' game.
Get three more shots at this, right?
Two.
Oh, it's punctured.
It's not what I said. It's not even close to what I said.
It's not even, like, remotely, like, similar.
Isn't a scrambler, or is this just me playing fucking golf?
I can't even get my fucking rhythm going real.
It's like...
It's not like that though.
It's a great punch.
It's a phenomenal shot actually.
That's that state champion type shit. Look at that ball on the green.
I don't want to do it dude.
We're not going to do it. We're going to sink this.
I don't want to do it. I get to sink this.
We're going to sink this.
Where's your phone?
Is this your phone, Lace?
Huh?
On the seat? Yeah.
Where's your phone, Pilots?
Yeah.
Alright, let's go.
so bad there's no way we don't make that one that might be one of the best punches out of
a up this is that's called up and down right there oh that's a hard putt though
Yes, go back to the-
Come on, all my golfers in the chat!
That's a great shot!
That's a great shot!
So we have two plus to make this.
We have two plus, no?
We have two plus?
No, I'm full.
Oh wait!
Wait!
Two?
Two?
We have two plus.
No, no, no.
I'm kidding.
All my life we have two plus.
Wait, this is for a birdie!
Oh my god, we have two plus!
No!
I'm just gonna sit down birdie, whatever.
I can not.
Alright, let's do a lethal one.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Get three gins with the fucking...
Right.
How much do I need?
30. Oh yeah.
That's in, that's in though. That's in.
That's in. Captain.
It's a par. It's a fucking par, baby.
It's a par, baby. Come on!
No shot
You did a fucking second, bro. I needed a second. This book we got a part five bro. No shot. Come on part fives are easy, bro
He bucks in a part five you're chilling I did that shit I
Did that shit
I'm gonna throw up
I did all that new shit so I can't get a single good hit bro but I'm not gonna
play golf last week dude I was in some great shots
I'm starting to spin bro my stomach's starting to burn
I'm guessing up the trail
I'm gonna throw up here and see it
I swear I swear we go up here
Is there not a dead end
Fucking drew my crap
You want a bump
Oh god.
Fuck.
Maybe it's too hot.
Too many drinks, bro.
How many shots do you have for me?
Four, bro.
It's four, bro.
It's four, it's four, it's four.
We'll move once, yeah.
I should've hit my life, bro.
I'm trying to hate it.
I'm not built for this shit, bro. I'm built for shit like Courtney.
I'm sure I hate my life.
But I get drunk, it's just a cry for help.
You're saying you're flirting with pilot
We got a par four
Chad what do you guys think the hardest to hold a par in golf is a par three par four
part five personally I think it's par fours what he's still up she's still up
I'm not not not not I promise I'm not selling
hey get us just throw up I'm through it
just do it with the dash trills oh my god you just throw up and we're only three
We shot Steve when we saw five more holes.
No one threw him these fucking liver holes.
But there's something else that John Drew knows about.
They're saying you hit a boot and rally.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
No one threw him, bro.
Dude, it is.
Drew knows, bro.
Still the fucking satchel bump fucking waking up a bit.
All right, Pyle, come on.
You want me to go first?
You got a ball and a tee?
You see the hole? Right down the middle, that red flag.
Oh no, it's just me out here. It's just me out here. It's just me out here.
Give me a little rest.
Where's the red?
I'm just handing over the fucking sandbox, bro.
Later, Paul.
genuinely play by I'm gonna be honest you just gave me a chance to try to go
for a crazy shot you gave me a chance to drive the green one
that was not beautiful shot beautiful fucking shot smoke that fucker
what that does is that gives me that gives me a chance to try to drive the
green I was a great shot I can now try to kill it because you hit it on the
I'm a fucking goat.
Hey bro, why don't you get a couple shots here?
No pressure, kid. No pressure.
Win, man. You're the fucking win.
I
Fuck yeah
It turns it was a perfect try was a perfect try hit the sand and hit the sand hit the tree
It hit the tree was a perfect shot right down the middle of it didn't hit the tree. Oh
oh my god it's it's skimmed a branch brother there's a fork part for
don't film this drill
hey no no no
oh my god Chad did y'all see how much of a perfect draw that was that was a
perfect shot it just skimmed a tree branch and hit it oh I'm such a fat pig I'm
a fat little piglet bro
Wait, where's the balls?
Oh my god.
Where's the pilot's at up there?
It's not about a shot from pilot.
I like that a lot actually.
I know.
You know you did fuck you any pilot we got to go to your show your ball
We gotta I gotta see yeah, it's right
Watch this check
Oh my god, it's actually a beautiful shop I buy
Right there
What are these but he'll there's bugs fly around look like helicopters muckings
Good shot, please hit this morning green
How do you know how far out we are
You know far out we are
It's right in front of your face
9? What is a buff?
What do I need, dude? Tell me what club I need.
Probably a 9 iron or 8 iron.
Hit an 8 iron.
I'll hit 2 to 8 iron.
Whoa.
This...
How does it get us on the green?
I don't see the fly.
Bro, it's right in front of us.
Literally right there.
We should get a scorecard so I can see how far out we are from the green.
How do you even go right?
How the fuck did he go right?
Pull ass, bro.
Pilot, I got us.
Right on the green.
Oh
It's better, but it's not good. It's better, but it's not good. We have to chip on a putt. Yeah
And it wasn't a good shot it was it was it was an okay shot, but it was I definitely was not a good shot
Can I have my drunk?
Right there. It's not bad.
It's not bad.
Why? This is a pot it.
Let's chip this on and sink the putt, come on.
You think I'm gonna go for a safe putt?
You're gonna putt from there?
I don't know.
Chad, is pilot putt this yes or no?
Nice and easy, barely hit it.
Fucking 40% sweet, just nice chip or roll of it on it, right?
Go back, go back 20%
25%
Square up a little for it
Where are you going man, you stay where you're at
Look where you're aiming by the way
You're aiming at the fuck, like where are you aiming?
I know but I have a terrible curve
It's a chip though
I know but I curve
Okay
A nice, a nice, nice easy, nice easy
Come on, come on, come on
I said there's no way I just sold this.
Hey look. It's alright. I got it.
There's no way I just sold this hole. You want to park first? I got this, don't worry.
You can tell the way it is, bitch. You're giving a fucking line, actually.
You're putting yours in line.
You sure?
You want to park first?
Come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, I mean, get to send us home, huh?
I'm saying go like this first.
Yeah, yeah.
I bet.
There you go.
I can't even make it, that was a great spot.
That was a fucking good spot. That was there too. That was there.
Fuck no.
Thanks for your time.
I'll make more of my keys bro.
Take it with me, take it with me.
Take it with me.
Take it with me.
Take it with me.
Fuck you.
I'm gonna ban you from my chat
I
Morgan wall and I bro, I should be a fucking speaker
Please don't custom-made him and you can't even move it
He's just going back to get some box the box
At what point do you become so drunk that you can't even drive a golf cart?
There's gotta be a point.
I think this way.
Something's telling me it's the wrong way.
Wrong way, pilot!
I have no fucking idea.
Look for number five.
I don't know what hole run we're looking for hole number five I think and we
don't have a scorecard does anybody in the chat know where we're hole number
five is so rums is just fucking useless as whole day
Oh, we have to wait.
No, it wouldn't make any sense.
Come on.
It's after hole four?
Hey, excuse me, what hole is this?
Hole four is right there, it's right there.
Where's five at?
Five's going this way.
It's right there.
Can we pass it already?
Thank you
We are really true pie that apparently passed the hole
Where my tripping where is all number five, bro?
Where son
This way
We just came from that way right?
But it's the most confusing course on planet Earth.
Wait.
Is it not that?
Wait, there's a ball right there.
Can you see it?
There, it's there.
Let me ask them.
Excuse me.
What hole is this?
We're trying to find hole number five.
Appreciate you man.
That's right there. Keep this hole.
You kind of got to go back around.
I'm going to just drive right through.
Appreciate you guys.
Thank you.
You too.
Nice guy tonight.
I love golf guys, bro.
Golfing guys are literally just the bros.
I swear every guy who golfs is so nice.
Oh
We gotta go this way
Why can't I drive through the grass we're stuck
Fuck.
Tyler, we gotta go back around.
Oh, shit.
It literally won't work.
It literally won't fucking work.
Back this way, pilot.
All right, come on.
What's up, man?
How you doing?
Little golfer, little kid golfer.
I love that.
I love seeing kids like that.
Makes me happy.
Love kids like that
Oh no, oh no, no no no no no no chat. Oh no no no no no no no no no where's my ball? Okay
No, it's a par three bro par threes are so hard
It's a hundred and thirty yard par three
I
Live
Violet
Take our shot
Where the shot set
God, I'm not your strongest soldier.
God, stop giving me these battles, God, I'm not your strongest soldier.
I'm not your strongest, like, true, brother, true, the lesbian.
Ow!
Fucking bitch.
Where's the bottle? We gotta stack them in there.
What do we got here right here?
We got a part three.
100, 26 yards, part three.
Come on, Pa, we got this first one.
Toss me the bottle?
Don't get on it.
You just said two out. You just did the complete opposite shape.
What's up?
Hit a pitching wedge.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Should we grab that bottle?
This business?
One bottle.
The bottle on the guy right there?
Hey, I got this on the grid.
What the fuck did you get into that?
I'm missing one.
Oh god.
Yeah.
Got him, kid.
We're in the grid anywhere, buddy.
Just playing it.
Fucking time.
Alright, let's let's eat.
Alright, let's let's eat.
I don't even know how to do it.
Easy. Easy.
Care the fucking logs.
Care the fucking logs.
What the fuck is this?
You piece of shit.
Alright.
10 gets it for a re-hit.
God, please give us a pleasure to read that.
Hi, we can't let Mickey it, bro.
Bye, ball.
Why is he walking?
I don't even know.
Did I take his car?
Dude, I'm so drunk.
I'll be fucking with Mickey for fucking three!
I
Stop this corn!
What's up with our flight?
What's up with our flight?
It's 6am.
How are you?
I'm good, stop.
Oh my god, we could actually make this shake.
We could actually make this shake.
We can get out of here!
All we need is a good ship!
The sun's running in your eyes though.
You have to call that?
Well...
Sun-kissed.
Sun-sion.
I'm sick of this sappy bullshit.
Just take a sappy bullshit.
Listen, I'm going.
We're down?
We're not fucking up.
No, no, no, no.
It's time you listen to me, motherfucker.
I'm not listening.
We can sink this putt!
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
We're down?
We're not fucking up.
Listen, I'm going.
We're down.
We're not fucking up.
No, no, no.
Time you listen to me, motherfucker.
We're not fucking up.
We're not fucking out right now everyone in the chat. They want us to fuck. They want to see us drunk
They want to see us fucking fuck you. They don't fuck you you little bitch fucking cocksuckers things are the subs out
Listen, they want to see us fail this fucking pot everyone in the world. They're saying they can't do it
We're fucking this we're fucking that listen we can all right. Let's take it slow as think bro
We're not thinking all our steaks is one shit. Listen listen all we're doing we're going through a swing
We're not we're not putting full fucking folks in this. You know, we got we got a lot of outside noise
We got a we got a we're in a stadium right now. We're in the championship
We got a crowd screaming. They're distracting us, bro
Yeah, you gotta get back to our element. We're built for this. Okay, where did you do in high school state champions?
Fucking champion. Oh, this is a par fucking three. Come on. This is the easiest chip
Listen, I'll listen. I'm gonna do my best to put us on the fucking green
Okay, I'm blocking out the fucking noise if I don't do it
And the last person that's fucking cable doing it is you and fucking Tiger Woods, okay?
Put this fucker on the green. We're gonna fuck you. Put it in the holes. I'm high as well
Put it in the holes. I'm happy to see us fucking lose. We're not fucking losing, bro. Get it. I use a or 56
86 goes higher in the air. You said eight a a
56 on
Drew's laughing as far as the chat
Hey, Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, they want to see us fucking fail.
What are you Lacey?
I know what I am.
I know what I am.
Where are you?
I'm a fucking winner.
Okay.
What are you?
I'm a pig.
You're not a fucking pig.
You're a fucking winner.
I'm a winner, I'm a winner.
You're a fucking winners.
Come on!
Nice, easy fucking 50% chip liner bolt under it.
Not a fucking drink.
Fuck you.
That's a good one.
Nice easy fucking 50% ship litter bowl under it.
Not a fucking dream, fuck you.
That's a hundred yards over the green, Pilots!
Get a sound, man.
I'm getting the fucking butter for you, man.
Niiiice!
Beautiful fucking bowl, oh my god.
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
Can you stop?
Can you stop?
Can you stop?
Oh, no.
We got this.
We got this.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
We got this.
Oh, no.
We got this.
Hey, we got this.
I got it.
I got it.
Everyone, I got it.
Everyone, I fucking got it.
Watch this shit.
You're straight up, bro.
what's my left?
low to the left
more right
perfect
you don't fucking worry bro
fucking piece of shit
get us in there bro
Yo, you're f**king in there.
You're relying on me for every shot.
You're just f**king in there.
I can't do it.
Please, bro.
F**king stay a champion.
That's it. That's it. That's it.
Better ball.
YES! YES! YES!
LET'S GO!
Motherfucker! Come on!
Who said it? They said we can't fucking do it!
Stay fucking champ! Stay fucking champ!
That's a fucking putt!
My fucking god, Lacey!
Fucking god!
Oh my god, we don't have to take a shot.
Oh my god, we don't have to take a shot.
Pio, we don't have to take a shot.
Fucking save us.
They don't have to take a shot, bro.
Hey, do you believe you're a poor kid?
I remember you came from here, not that fucking big of a fucking winter today.
We got like three more holes?
We got six, seven, eight and a half more holes.
That means we're gonna be in all of them.
There's maybe four more shots, bro.
Great fucking putt.
Come on, motherfucker.
That just fired me to show what, bro.
That just gave us so much morale, bro.
Yeah, that's right. Well, guess what? We're right at the T-box.
That gave us so much fucking morale.
What the fuck are you talking about there, bro?
You know how much morale this gave us?
I forgot a breath that inspired me so much bro that's the morale we fucking need
that's that state fucking champ shit motherfucker great fucking putt
nabs let's calm down here let's calm down here
god damn it's a fucking lake bro I don't know where the fuck where is this hole
no this is hole it's hole six I think
bros this is part four or five it looks like a part five it's really a part five
part five for sure
Why is your chest saying I closed slits?
Hey, jackasses!
There's a fucking hundred degrees out here, bro!
Come on, bro!
Finally, you're up to bat, kid!
Is this it?
It's a par five!
Yo chap pilot is not having a wig on!
You have a wig on!
Yeah dude, this is my golf wig.
I changed my wigs.
This is my golf wig.
It's my birthday wig.
I need a T.
Choose a lesbian.
I remember laughing at you.
Looks like you got a wig on too.
Maybe right here. I'm on motherfucker. What is this? This is a fucking tear. Give me
Shit, how do you are you losing tees, bro?
Wait
I'll see you later next year, ball.
See you boys on the fucking, dude, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Lacey?
Lacey?
Lacey.
I'm going for a hero shot right here.
No type of goddamn fucking form.
Or as I can.
Hey, ball.
Hey, buddy, you mind getting on the fucking team?
Thank you.
Fuck you, piece of shit.
I was in you 500 fucking yards.
Go home, ball.
Go home, ball.
I'll hit as hard as I can, I'll give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
Extend up to the moon.
Where are you standing for the boys?
Ashley has done nothing but lose balls.
He's so playable.
He's so playable.
He's so playable.
He's lost every shot he's hit off of Tim Himes.
I fucking heard a squirrel back there brother, fucking shoot it.
I didn't play Palace Ball.
There's a squirrel, look at that squirrel.
I heard him, look at that squirrel there.
Look at him.
He's fucking up everything.
Where's your ball?
It's back there.
I mean it's not bad, but she's not good.
In the BT.
Wait, where's the Rotease?
Oh, God where's the Rotease?
Hey, Red Theron Tees. Oh God, Red Theron Tees. Oh God, Red Theron Tees. Oh God, Red Theron Tees.
Here's my boy.
Fire Red Theron Tees.
Oh, hey, I'm not having a good time.
Fuck Fireball.
It fucked off.
I'm not even trolling.
We were dead-ass at the wrong Tees.
It's not too late, bro.
We've been playing white tees.
Those are the fucking golds.
This is the white tee.
I don't know.
Like three.
Where'd I find my ball?
Where'd my ball go?
I'll be back in a couple of minutes.
What's right here?
That's not even my ball, bro.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Ow! Fuck you, bitch!
Fucking bitch?
Where's Piper?
Where'd that ball go?
I don't know, you hit me with this.
Sure, where'd the ball go?
Bro, you hit me with this.
Yo, I'm really starting to feel it, dude.
It takes a minute for the fucking alcohol
to kick in for some reason for me.
I don't know why.
When I drink, it takes a minute.
What is he doing?
I don't know, I hurt you, and you didn't catch me.
Don't worry, I'm not having it.
Chicken!
Chicken!
You said chicken.
I know for a damn fact I am not a chicken.
You said chicken.
I did not have you.
Oh.
Oh my god, Kurt.
We're fine, we're fine.
Hey, you got more life in the game, bro. Why not us?
Hey, you about to see the greatest fucking shot you've ever shot in a drill.
Hey, Drew, you have to fucking get this informed, okay?
It's just going to fucking me.
Why would I need to hit it off the C-box?
You didn't find your ball!
Yeah, I didn't find it in the T.
Bro, we're out of T! That's our last one!
Ohhhh!
Is this...is this useable?
Hey, I'll use the shitty one Drew.
Hey, hey!
Kobe!
Lacey!
You take your seat back.
I'll use the bill, come on.
I'll be fine to work with you, okay?
Send that shit to the fucking...
I'll need shit.
All I need is a fucking clover of all fucking greatness.
I seem to be taking a fucking victory shit.
Dude, I said we hit the fucking chip over there.
This is part five.
This is part, fuck you. Not you, but like, fuck this whole thing.
Okay, yeah, could you please sit down in the middle?
Dude, you went in down the middle, I'll put it right down the middle.
Matter of fact, I'll put it right in the middle. Ready?
That is probably 300 yards, but it's like so far to the right.
Oh, the whole problem.
That was a bomb. You can't lie, that was a nuke.
I know it was a fucking kerb but that was a goddamn nuke, did you see that wind bro?
Yes bro, it's nice.
Okay we gotta spray those fucking teas here.
Come on.
That was a nuke bro.
That was so heavy.
I've never seen anything better than warm it up, that was beautiful, that was fucking
beautiful.
Are you tired? What is this? Is this a tight gliss?
Can you sign my fucking...
Write down a fucking middle.
Can you fucking sign my...
Write down a middle, man. Write down a middle, buddy.
Keep from the bulls*** off.
Fucking go, bro.
He broke my tee-hee. He broke my tee-hee.
Fuck this, dude. We don't need a tee somewhere, bro.
That was a shot right down the fucking middle, kid.
Come on, bro!
Bro, great shot!
We got this. Where's the par 5?
We got four shirts, this bullshit.
I love this shall live for this shit. Come on. I
Hate drew that here's a card for my hair is ever a bro. I had a hair transplant
It's still the base for hundred foot switch
One hair down many ways are in chat too many girls watch Lacey
Can't look bad
Any hoes and makes you chat. I don't normally look like this Brad
I fucking big holes in that string. Hey, you see balls anywhere, bro? Dead scroll though. Is that my ball?
All right, we got it
Where is it? Is it true?
Okay, that's just keep that shit
He deserved it
We're coming!
I think I did not get hit, bro. We watched the whole shit.
Let's see them now.
Oh yeah, there it is.
The back fucking is.
Fuck.
Go home, Key.
Key, go home!
Lazy's in your gang!
Lazy's in your gang!
Lazy knows I'm in your gang!
I'm a little pumped, like, look.
Lazy's okay!
Lazy's okay!
Huff! We're coming!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Is he okay?
Oh my god!
I'm fine for the cliff I got, don't worry.
No! It can't end like this!
It can't end like this!
No! Lazy! Lazy! Lazy!
Lazy!
I thrilled him!
Fucking way next time
We got a great shot he blighted from the green
Man are you good?
He blocked the shot. I see I don't want to be that guy bro, but fucking do
That would have gets the drop what he wants. Yeah, I think he should get to draw. Oh hell. No
We're brothers shots. Oh, no, yeah, it hit him
No, it's a public part because we
That was on the good that could have been a hole in one
I'll be honest after from Rome, Michigan that chains like a real nice. I'm
You like my shirt?
Can I have a kiss?
Wait, I'm your father. That's a good shirt.
You fucked with this? I like my shirt.
I like the golf shirt. True class right here.
Yes sir.
We got it on. Hey!
I hope you're good.
We got bluncy aga and sweatpants on.
You guys fucked up the whole one.
I know.
I'll get a picture.
A group picture.
Hold up the ball though.
You gotta sink it. I'm not thinking that I'm gonna hold it. I'll hold up this one
Your pilot you got me. Yeah, dude. This is what I know, but you I usually just take come around with Lacey
No, no, no, no, he's cutting me up
All right, nice, yo
That's like three hundred
That's like
Fucking hammered and Jews been yelling slurs all the day
Oh
Thank you, though
It's all good, man. We got we got a cart. Thank God. Oh
Wait what we got to go back pilot
shout out to you
what if that was the ball
and he was just laying next to it
probably got a problem he might have just been laying next to the ball
but I don't know
that shit threw me off a little bit I don't know I don't remember
I don't know.
Obviously, oh, I'm a fucking bot pilot. He was laying next to the ball. I thought that I thought
I think you for real hit him
What
I'm balling the water water
Water?
Really?
What do we do?
They're saying my ball went into the water and it was a prop ball.
No.
What?
It's captain.
Dude, that's the greatest driver I've ever seen.
The ball's running green.
Come on, let's play this ball.
We got fucking...
We got a piano gallery.
We got to sell it.
Don't worry about it.
You got a piano gallery or something?
No, no, no.
I mean, do I have to take you to the mall?
Oh, yeah.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Here you go.
Oh damn, they both have a snorkel.
There you go.
I'm sauce.
And you're part four?
Part four?
Part four.
This is my first one.
Hey, Lacey.
I'm underteam, kid.
Part four?
Part five.
Okay, so it's our first drive.
All right, let me hit it first.
I got it.
Come on, man.
We got it.
All right.
I got a knife.
Oh, he didn't cut it?
No.
All right, I got a knife.
Oh!
No, the package is sweet. Jack, hands, watch your mouth.
Come on, bud.
I'm putting you in that plate.
Call another package.
Watch your mouth.
sister ever bossy crowd no matter in game buddy hey I average 50 beers I don't
We got a fucking PR straight, trust me.
It's gonna be fucking insane motherfucker.
Fuck these kids bro, they're done.
Let's go slide on there. Hey, talk shit about that.
That's a beautiful fucking hit.
We got, we did, that's got hecklers, bro. We got hecklers.
Wait, pilot, we gotta get the cars.
How are you gonna drive your car down?
I'll get his, I'll get yours.
Appreciate that, man, appreciate that.
Four!
Four!
Get out of the way!
Okay, we're hitting three.
There is zero chance in hell after my drive that we do not.
Oh my god it's so beautiful.
It's so beautiful.
Hey, 35's about to die, we need to take it back.
We've got a subscription.
How did you all get that card?
What?
He worked for me.
Yeah, I worked here.
But what happened?
Your car's about to die.
Ah, shit, okay.
Hey, you want me to move your shit over?
Yeah, thank you, bro.
What's up?
Is it funnered?
Yeah.
Alright, come on out of the door, shout me in two words.
Do you have anything important in there?
Wait, what?
Did you leave anything important in there?
Like what?
I don't know.
Wait, make sure, make sure you...
Make sure they denied one of my cart.
I don't know.
The big one?
It's over.
Hey, there's a backpack in there too, and a bag.
Let's go get it!
Don't go in my cart!
We got narcotics in GTA.
Allegedly.
I don't know if I trust these kids who are going through this shit.
Oh what the fuck bro.
That guy's not real.
I love these kids bro.
I hate these things.
Alright alright.
I like it. I like it. I like it.
What are we on?
We're in 3.
Yes we're fine.
We're really fine.
We're fine.
What is this?
I can get this one.
That'll play.
That'll play.
I understand.
I understand.
Wave point.
Wave point.
I'm gonna give it a little more.
Two putts, I sleep already.
We got two putts to sink this pilot.
Let me go first.
Four fines are easy.
My sleep.
I'll take her through my fucking car.
It's over.
I've got a bag in there.
They're sitting in the car.
I've got a bag in there, bro.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Lacey.
I'll be home in a little while.
This is just seven, right?
You got 11 more!
Two more, you got two more.
I'm gonna say pot twice, I'll get it.
I got it, I got it.
Hey, do you need the potter?
No, no, wait.
I got it, wait.
I need the potter.
It goes up, it goes up a little bit.
Hey, Paul. Hey there, Paul. Hey there, Paul. Hey there, Paul. Hey there, Paul. Hey there, Paul.
That's a car. I got it. I got it. I got it. I'll borrow it. I got it.
Paul, please make this car. You haven't made a part of it all day.
This is happy.
It's happy like a pet. You're just from here, Paul.
It's just fun. It's nice, aren't you?
Love you. My sister's tall.
It's a nice dunker
Let's go there's a park
It's a park
Get me some. Get me some.
I don't ever say you look like Palm Beach pizza.
Get me some, Lacey, you poor.
Appreciate y'all.
Appreciate y'all, bro. I love your clip farming.
Thank you, dude. Appreciate y'all.
Make sure to clip me, guys.
Hey, see me, y'all there?
I think it is. Right?
Yeah, that's the new one.
Hey, don't forget to leave my boy a big tip, okay?
Just don't work it hard.
We got you, we got you.
We have two more let's fight fight what I know
No, I'm not just talking to you.
You little kid down the street.
I just smashed on the hole.
Oh, okay.
Oh my God!
Time for how many people are you right now?
Oh, I'm trying to get on the water!
My God.
What is happening, bro?
We get Paul Beach Pete driving.
Hey, what are y'all playin'?
Lights!
Nice to meet you boys.
Can we get a selfie real quick?
Yeah, of course, man.
Oh, let's do it.
Nice to meet you boys.
Can we get a selfie real quick?
Yeah, of course, man.
Oh, let's do it.
No, I want one with camera.
Can I have a selfie with you, bro?
Is your blue all good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, let's relax.
Right, let's take it right to the camera.
See you guys, bro, thank you all.
Listen pilot, that's the third hole we part. I see we take a victory shot.
Yes
Are you sure? Yes. How many more holes we got?
It's a hopefully to bomb
Hopefully if looking box yellow
This is a victory shot bro. How many holes we got? We got seven, we got seven eight nine
You want to gamble four more times?
Yeah, I'm telling you, this could get bad, bro.
I mean, you know I'm done, but it could get wicked, bro.
It could get scary.
It could get scary.
Wait, this is a whole eight.
Oh, yeah, I'm down for three more shots.
Wait, is this a whole seven or eight?
Eight seven?
It's seven is a par forums
Seven oh, so you could take four more shots and four more shots is gonna put you in your ass. Yeah
That's just let's just take this hole if we sink this one about the big shit
Listen, I'll tell you right now
That's her pussies
Let's take a victory shot right now
I'm already spinning
I'm a whore, man.
I've never seen a build like me, man.
I've never seen a build like me, Drew. You know that, right?
I built different.
Way different.
Too different.
Let me see.
I built too different.
I built way too different.
Way too different.
Yeah, sure.
You didn't look like you were talking to him.
Oh, God.
I built way too fucking different.
Listen, this isn't for a bogey, this is a cheers to the three pars you've got.
The three pars I've got.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Oh dude.
Oh dude, I've got a hundred or two other hits every time.
We're saying this is more than a shot.
What are you doing?
What do we got here?
What do we got?
What are we doing?
I'm making a Skittleshot!
Are we working on par 5 again?
Par 4!
You know what's a fucking par 9?
It's like a 60's fucking weekend stress.
Fuck it, it's too easy.
anymore fucking goddamn cheese. What do you mean? Like where's our balls? I have a ball in my pocket here.
Here it goes. And then um... We got one ball left.
We got one ball left. This is no fucking bueno. And we're surrounded by water.
Alright well, guess what bro? Fuck them. They stole the cheese.
You know what bro? God's fucking playing. God damn it, we're surrounded by cheese.
They're not going to steal our fucking par though, so that might...
I got to aim just so far this way for that.
And I don't give a fuck, excuse me.
We're down to zero balls.
Are we out of balls?
I don't have a tee.
We're only just slices.
All right, I'm going fishing.
All the slices.
Alright, I'm going fishing.
I got a lot of balls here, brother.
Actually?
I got a lot of balls here, brother.
How you getting it?
I ain't close.
I found the icebreakers in your car, and I took the blue one.
Bad news is laced with...
Look.
I'm not.
I took one of these blue ones, is that...
Oh, that's a Viagra.
In GTA 7.
What?
That's a Viagra.
I swear to God too.
Do you have a fucking boner for 16 hours?
Is there only here?
No.
Fuck.
Do you have a fucking room?
I just took a Viagra?
I swear to God it's a Viagra.
In game.
What is the white pill?
What is the white pill?
You mute the camera?
But but the blue is by here if you actually take a blue buddy, you're gonna be hard for a fucking year
Ball you just bring that with you everywhere
Well, dude sometimes I go out to the bar need the club
Sometimes I go out to the bar and then you know when you drink a lot and then people after you baggy. Oh, okay
This is all allegedly you need a high attack by your because your penis doesn't work on a certain money, so
But the tiger gets a fucking job done, but it could stop your heart. So don't do any drugs kids. I need to drive the club pilot
I don't know if I'm going to fall
Bad news on the ball, Lacey
Bad news on the ball
What is that? What is that?
I don't know, watch this, go pop it again
I'm going the way
Where did you find that?
There are a few people behind us, keep it fucking low
and then fuck you.
No, we don't have a ball now.
That tee shot me on Kobe.
Oh, my God.
By the way, we're gonna take another shot
about on drainage.
Clubs wet.
How am I still even connecting with the ball five shots deep?
I was right about to get swerved in these trees.
Why are there cops here?
Why are there cops here?
Why are there cops here?
I'm sure the pilot is there watching the stream.
Where is he going?
Dude, where the fuck is he going?
He's hit the ball in the woods every shot.
Actually insane, bro.
Is Jason streaming on a flight?
Is it when Mike twitched to Jason on a flight, bro?
Where'd my ball go?
Wait.
Ball?
Wait.
No, my ball was literally like a perfect hit.
No, I don't know where my ball went.
wet.
Finally got to find my ball.
Can you please find it? It was such a good shot.
I just don't have the, like, a soberness to look.
And there's people behind us now all of a sudden.
How did they even, where did they come from?
They haven't been behind us all day, and now I feel rushed.
oh my god it's in the fairway
uh how many balls we got left
That means we got to chip this on in two parts.
I'm going to go on the left.
Oh, one.
Where is it at?
Right here.
Oh, fuck.
Do you want to hold this with me?
Two.
Two.
Shut up, pussy.
What are you doing, bro?
I'm here for some fucking air in the pits.
Where are you?
Where's your view?
This is par 4?
No.
Par 4?
So it was the first shot.
Holy fucking shot, kid.
Alright, damn.
How do I do it, too?
Just do it, dude.
You got it back.
How could he come possible?
No, please.
Can you cut please?
No, no, no.
That's the wrong.
That's the wrong.
Just let me play my ball.
You're gonna get it, trust.
Source trust.
Watch this drill.
Usually, it's only going to greener gates.
Fuck you.
How the run be a gala?
Right this way?
Oh, yeah.
That's fucking insane.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
It's fucking insane, it's fucking mind-nets.
Get your ball over there, bro.
Oh, mind-nets.
It's not the greens for us, and we're gonna get a fucking birdie, do you understand?
Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.
Pass in the hole.
Dude, if I was to do all that, you'd bend me over.
If I was to do all 50 backshots I shot. Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah, you're a fucking carrying this fucking hole. You're fucking carrying all these holes
Oh shit, I'm actually carrying and I don't even know how I'm so drunk
Now, Piley, here's the question.
How confident are we?
Dude, I don't know shopping or everything.
Because we can play your ball.
No, I played my ball though.
I was here.
No, you did your ball up here?
Dude, how do you get a sense of the Netherlands, bro?
Oh, I don't know.
You're the ball?
No, you're in the sand.
We could play your ball.
I'm sick of this shot.
This and I get a par.
Let me shoot for it.
I'm gonna shoot for it.
You're a fucking pussy.
Hey, remember when Drew had it,
you guys were doing that stream with Jimena
With the fucking the date
Start pressing guys pressing all the fucking thing
You're fucking dogs
Man, I was doing like a like a 20 be one. Oh, yeah
Truths bought that shit exactly that shit. We're not
Yeah, I'm like one player, bro.
See you didn't push it.
Just laugh and watch this.
What?
What?
No, that was a win in.
That's a farce. Tell me.
That's a farce. Tell me that would have been a oral.
That's a farce. I looked at the win in.
Let me get it though. Let me try to take it.
I looked at it. Did you see what I did?
I saw it. I looked at it.
If it went in, that she would have been tough. Let me try to sink the putt.
Hold her right there.
You said you're high five.
Go on, bro.
Oh, fuck yourself.
Hi, I need a smoke.
I'm hammering.
Let's go, ball.
Come on.
Love golf.
Dude, that was a great shot.
That was a great shot.
That was a great shot, bro.
It's your holocaust.
So, I bet you'll probably get a shot, Tom.
Hey, I hope.
Hey, at least I got a shot.
Part 80.
Come on, buddy.
That victory sounds perfect.
Oh!
Toss me the ball, pilot.
If that would have sunk in, I would have shot him with the leg.
Yo, I'm really, like, feeling a little dizzy right now.
I'm gonna listen to you.
Listen, two more holes, that means two more possible shots.
But I'm gonna be honest, we've gotten a good amount of pars.
Like, generally a good amount of pars.
What is the army?
What the fuck is... what blood is on me, bro?
What is this shit?
Yo, get it off! Get it off!
Get it off!
You got a hentivirus, bro.
That was after a mosquito.
Oh, no, I don't know where our initials at.
I think it's right here.
Okay.
Whole number...
This is where we're going to start.
Yes, whole number eight.
is a par for 328 yard par for if we if I don't
fish here
brothers a fucking squirrel and there's just a bunch of ducks
Yo, quack quack, what's a duck do? Quack!
That mother fucker's got a long neck.
What have we got here, kid?
We got a 323 yard par 4.
As it was, it was rare.
All we've played this is probably going to be the hardest apart.
Hardest apart?
Let's try over here.
Fuck you Drew.
Fuck? You gonna fuck me Thomas?
You know how you're drunk.
How you get fucking emotional.
It's all gonna be like my shit.
I love geese, so, bro.
You go to the geese?
Yep.
Don't talk to me.
They fucking roll in packs, bro.
Family bond it, you know geese are great creatures man. Look at them bro
Life after do that's the life lesson from those geese stay closer day ones they group together bro. They're there
They're fucking eating together walking together. They do everything together
Fucking alpha male
That's like me, if I was a goose. If I was a goose, that's me right there. If I was a goose, that's me, it's just lurking.
You know, no friend in the industry, you know what I mean?
Fucking girl. Lazy.
You about to see the best shot out of you in my life.
Hey!
Hey, look at the street shot.
Yep.
I'm fucked up, man.
How the fuck do you know what slap after this fucking canes bro canes would hit
Dude like a box combo bro you know I know place in Dallas Asian girls could be
hand jobs for 60 bucks
$60 for it's so tough though bro I went one time as a joke because I had a
fucking broken back
Back and then my my my fucking physical therapist with what character the girl was it she was out of town
So I went to a random sketchy parlay place with you
You got a nice body if your face wasn't so chopped you'd be a good looking
No, no, no, so my character was out of town and I went to get a massage my back was certainly bad
I tore people I have a herniated disc and it's poor fucking right ass
Yeah, so I went to some random ass fucking massage parlor. I got a massage
Dog shit right horrible massage and the girl after a look at me no bullshit did this and I said
And I did it
Worst news is I literally busted in five seconds bro
So I spent fucking an extra $60 of the bus.
She probably went all out too in the first five seconds.
Not even, bro.
She just touched, bro.
I've been at this section for a month.
No, but I know how to jerk a guy off.
You go quick.
I think it was the hot oil, bro.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, it's valid.
I think I was here, she was like 50.
And she was even attracted.
She just touched my penis and nutted.
And I was like, with a post like 30 in my car,
I was like, wow, I don't make enough money to do that.
And she hugged me after it, she hugged me.
Hugged bad.
Yeah.
It was a big, big hug.
Very big hug.
Honey green though.
Better ball.
I feel like it needs to go inside.
Straight to the streams.
Straight to the fucking stream.
Better ball.
I
Didn't fucking small as hand job. Let me enjoy this thing
So if I would aim straight over history
I'm not sure.
Oh, shit.
It'll play though.
Four!
Not enough.
Your third ball is in the board.
We gotta play mine.
You know what he said about my face?
No!
Am I that ugly?
No, I don't mean I don't want you.
Think you met that?
Think you met that out of Muggly?
Muggly.
Think I'm Muggly?
Yeah, we can try, see if he's got the car up bro, push his head on.
He's fishing up off course.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm high.
You only got balls?
What?
You only got balls?
Yeah.
All right, well his friend's being hit for that.
Oh, shit.
Shit.
That's the life.
That's the first time around, man.
That's the life.
Oh shit.
You see anyone?
Is that Lincoln and Drew?
Yeah.
It's been about a minute.
Oh my god.
Deadly state.
Deadly state.
Deadly.
That's a deadest tree.
Fucking.
Oh.
Oh.
Call and drops.
Call the cops. We gotta get the phone.
Good.
Where's your phone?
Shit.
That's a lie.
You know what I'm saying?
I wish I had speakers.
I'll play this one.
Shit. I'll play this one.
The guy said, made sure all the cars are back by 845.
Hey, fuck you.
We paid them big bucks this
That one song it's lucky cascaded
But it's like it's like a scary song, but like I don't know I don't know I don't explain it bro
It's like it's either if you're in a good mood it's a great song
We're saying it's scary sometimes. This is scary movies
That's a lie
I like golf the country
There's gotta be it right?
There's gotta be something else somewhere else here
Is this Lacey's place?
Yeah
Lacey!
Lacey
Lacey
Is that him? He's probably going to a tree?
Wait, is this Lacey's crash?
Lacey!
What are you saying?
Oh my god, I'm so chicken-easy.
Just go ahead.
Break his ass up.
You guys got a play at 5am?
Yeah, have fun buddy.
Here we go.
How much money is that?
Uh, try to make a milk.
All right, very good.
I hear a beautiful shot.
I hear a beautiful shot.
I hear a beautiful shot.
Oh, fuck.
I had a great shot though, oh dude, fuck it, a wind flash.
That hurt us more than him.
Did anyone side a waiver?
We can sue him.
I had a great shot.
I'm backing up.
My knee hurts so bad.
Hey, I got a good shot here, okay, come on.
Yeah, it's right here, good shot, good shot, trust, source.
That's a life, that's a life, oh shit, it's a little bumpy right up here if it's all right.
Let me have another one, bro.
I think you were, how's she gonna do it?
That's ya.
Oh my God.
There's no way it's just our Paul.
Is there a problem, trust me?
Where is Lacey going?
Where are you going?
Shut the fuck up.
The reason my back's fucked up is because
you guys are gonna laugh and make fun of me.
When I was nine years old, I had a,
I had a, we went on a fucking family,
We went on a family camping trip, and we had a fucking,
we had a bomb fire, and one of my cousins pushed me
in the bomb fire when I was a kid.
So when I was out in the woods, I got pushed in.
So that's why I got all this fucking scarring on my back.
It's burn marks, bro.
No, not even to see, I'm being so serious.
My cousin fully shoved me.
We were just fucking joking around wrestling like as kids,
and he pushed me into the fire, bro.
He pushed me in the fire.
And if you guys are saying Royce, Royce is going to shoulder it.
So this is from Steris, but like I'm not a Steris right now.
I just haven't been drinking enough water.
But like the scarring, you could say it's a lie,
but it's my cousin, K Davis.
Wicked him up and asked him.
That's the scarring I got from him, bro.
It, Royce, go under, if anyone does Steris,
it goes in your shoulder as you know.
Yeah, we didn't have a fucking ball, Royce, Lucy.
This is all in the day.
But I did get questions about fire around some kids.
So if you make fun of that, you're a fucking piece of shit.
Nah, it's fine, nah.
I ate that shit like a man.
That's a fucking big ass bonfire, bro.
Where the fuck's this?
It's right there.
Are we playing his bowl?
Yeah, okay.
All right, fuck it.
Yeah, make fun of the kid who got pushed in the fire
and dropped in his head, bro.
Yeah, fucking done.
Oh, fuck man.
That's actually like a champ for a brown-thread,
I'm not sure.
That's a true story of another one.
Not me.
Check me out.
That's a life.
tonight should we hit him again what's that buddy
This is our second shot.
We need to make this on the green and make the plait the par.
No, no, no.
Make this on two plaits.
It's a easy par.
You want to go to the beach or something?
Now we have to chip it on and make the cut.
We're going to take a shot off a beautiful drive.
Nice.
We're about to have to take a shot off a fucking gorgeous drive chat.
I might just run his ass over right now.
No, do this one, do this one, do this one.
You want to play that one, father?
Do you want to say the great should be alive?
Do you want to say the great should be alive?
Yes.
Please don't say the great should be alive.
He is my best friend.
I'm walking from up here.
We're gonna have to take a shot.
Off of a 285 yard drive.
We're gonna have to take a shot.
Are you fucking blowing my cock?
I'm gonna run this squirrel over. Where do I go?
We have one more hole after this. Alright bro.
Whoa, what?
What do you mean?
It smells like fucking shit.
What is piloted in here?
Is that the hawk?
Where?
In the tree.
I think so. Is that an owl or a hawk?
Where's Piley? Over there still. Why?
pilot we gotta sink this far point I'm going first
oh my god oh my god
no pilot it's up to you
No way he's got the pilot on if he's in the showroom now.
Let's see you come out, man!
Appreciate y'all!
Y'all not gonna lie, I'm fucked, bro.
I'm already drunk as hell, and it's up to Pilots to make this.
It's pilot on steroids.
I don't know if I can take another shot.
I genuinely don't know if I can take another shot.
Get out of the way.
Let's just get a shot of the way, bro.
Get out of the way, bro.
No one wants to do this.
No one.
Now, see what the fuck the person in the world is doing.
I'm gonna throw up.
No one wants to do this shit.
No one wants to be here.
No one does what we do.
How many is this? Six or seven?
I think it's six or maybe five.
I'm gonna seven.
No one wants to be here. No one wants to do this.
That was perfect.
Ow!
That one tastes like...
Listen, I got one more hole.
I got one more hole.
I got one more hole.
You know what they say?
One more, David.
Right?
Pilot, if we don't par this hole, I think another shop lets me out.
I'm so serious.
One more, David.
Listen, come on.
It's been sent us apart.
I don't know.
One more David. One more David.
Chad, how's click stealing? What place is he in?
Let me get some skittles.
He's in fourth?
We go runs what part is the last hole?
I'm gonna fucking fight why are we a number 11?
Pilot, stay here. I'll be right back.
Number 9.
I swear to God, the golf cart took over for me.
I swear to God, it took over for me.
Right here.
Run last hole.
Payah, come on!
Runs!
Is it a bar 4 or 5?
I don't know rums won't answer he's probably fucking jerking off and gambling
Those kids stole our teas.
No teeth? Dude.
For why are you taking this?
No teeth.
No teeth off the teeth?
I am old.
Why are your pants down?
Bro, pull out your pants.
Put your pants on.
I'm so drunk.
I'm swinging for the fucking fences here, man.
Where'd it go?
Shit, I didn't see it.
Yo, I think I hit that building.
I'm not kidding, I think I hit the building.
One more!
One more!
I think I hit the building.
I swear I heard it hit a house or a building or something.
I'm not even trolling. I'm not even trolling.
What is he doing?
I heard a hit. Yeah, I think I hit this building up here
or the fence or oh how do they climb trees fucking monkey oh my god I
definitely hit this building or something
no no I hit one of these
pilot look around here for a ball I hit this house are these wait snack the
sure see what it sounds like yeah I hit this I hit this fence it's somewhere
along this fence or on the other side
oh no
Oh, no, dude, oh, no.
I don't, bro, I don't.
I think we're fucked, brother.
I think we're fucked, brother.
sure please help me look your silver please just look for something white oh no oh what
No we did not.
Oh my God.
Get up.
We have to play that.
Oh.
We can play basketball.
So your ball is in the middle of the fairway.
My ball is very good.
How did your ball get to the middle of the fairway?
It looked like Calabansas.
Calabansas?
No, we're playing my ball.
No, we're playing my ball.
No, we're playing my ball.
No, we're playing my ball.
How do you pilot's ball get to the middle of the fairway?
Pilot, play this ball. Do we have any more balls?
Here, pilot, we have one more ball here.
Pilot, come here.
Listen, oh my god, look at him, look at him.
Like a zombie.
Finally, come here.
I guess he's pulling in the middle of the hair way.
All right, listen.
This ball is in the dirt.
So what you're going to want to do is you want to take your hybrid, okay?
All right.
I can't help you, come on.
I can't help you, I can't help you.
How does it go right every time?
I'm just going to punch out here, okay?
Come on bro, you look like you had a photo of the sky.
Oh no, I hit the tree.
No, no, no, that's not your ball, that's not your ball.
No, no, no, I get it over here.
Hold it up.
I don't know where the ball is.
I'm going to see the ball come down.
Just take a shot, bro.
come on bro let's go to my fucking ball man
oh he's supposed to hit this between the trees
fire coming
bro
I got him. Move out of the way, bro. He's gonna hit. Good job, pilot. You see that,
I think I'm on a fucking green.
I think I'm on the fucking green dude
I did ask to come on the fucking green I
Think I just punched out on the green bro
This is a ball
What I don't know oh
I'm not gonna lie, if we don't make this putt we gotta take a shot bro.
You can't go up there!
There!
Who's all this man?
He's under one, he's very like green.
I wanted to see where my punch on went.
That's actually a solid fucking punch out of the trees.
That's how you play up and down.
That's how you car shit.
He's like, oh my god, look at my shot.
Look at my punch on you.
Finally, look at my punch on you.
There you go.
Yo, if you're a true golfer, punching from out of the fence through the trees, right
next to the hole, that's fucking beautiful.
Country road, take me home, to a place I belong.
Drew dated a girl that had a penis.
He grew up with two dads.
Smile at him.
Send his home pilot.
No more trouble.
Send his home, bitch.
It's up to me.
It's up to me.
give me the club pilot if I miss this we got taken on the shot
oh shoot
pilot watch out for him
how do you do this?
please
put it there
put it there
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Where's the fucking ball?
Hey.
This ball?
This ball?
You're a fucking color, bro.
No way we got to take a final shot all I had to do was make a fuck all we left to fucking
I'm gonna fly out.
Probably not.
Fuck it all.
Fuck it all.
Come on.
Fuck it all the death.
He's about to hit the ball right at us.
Fuck it all the death.
Last shot, pilot.
This is shot number seven, which I don't even know how it's possible when we parred four holes.
Fuck it all.
I don't feel it's a little bit of a sad issue.
Yo, Lacey.
Yeah.
Who's fucking idea was this roof?
Your fucking idea.
Oh, God.
Nice shot!
I hope he hits me and takes my arm, that's rude.
Who's fucking idea was this?
Oh my God, my phone's at one percent, do you got a charger?
I have a church right back there.
Help me up Drew.
No, let's just sit down for a sec.
I have a church right back there.
I know but Drew has one too.
Drew, you have it.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Someone give me clicks for RE keys.
I'm down.
I just write.
Wait, can I just write?
Yeah.
You got it.
Can I just write now?
Hey, I'm gonna be honest kid, hey listen listen, I was out here and I'm good, hey I don't play the best here, I don't play the best here.
You didn't play the best today? Brother, I don't think we played a single one of your shots.
I won my shots, I won a good drive. Hey, we came out here and we gave it our all.
We lost a little bit of focus, alright.
Brother, I'm sauce.
Hey, listen, I'm gonna be honest.
This challenge is not for the weak.
Hey, hey, I'm gonna be honest.
Hey, we had a lot of outside fucking, you know,
we had a lot of outside noise going on.
We had birds, we had eagles, we had hecklers,
we had a lot of shit going on.
Hey, we played one of our balls.
I hit one, you could drive, that's it.
Okay, you're the MVP, okay?
Hey, that's so easy.
Hey, now we're here. We're drunk on Friday night.
Okay. I'm drunk on Friday night.
And I gotta order an Uber on the way back.
Am I really gonna Uber? Let's be honest.
Probably not.
You got Uber.
Yeah.
Um, probably not.
Hey, we came out here and we really gave it a fuckin' all.
And at the end of the day, at the end of the day,
we all slid to heart of sports.
We came out here, we tried to conquer, bro.
We had a lot of fucking weights on our fucking asses.
Listen!
YouTube!
Forgot we were...
This is gonna be a YouTube video.
We are sauce.
We ended up taking seven shots.
It was eight.
We took one before.
I don't know.
It was eight.
But I hope y'all enjoyed the video.
It was eight.
Make sure to drop a like, comment, and subscribe.
And let me know if you want this series to return in part two.
Hey.
YouTube.
I'm not the best golfer. I was a deep one baseball player. I got a little bit of a slice.
Let me get out here. Let me drive a couple of balls.
Brother, you fucking suck.
Let me drive a couple of balls, warm up, loosen up a little bit, maybe get a couple of stretches in.
Hey, we might parry every hole and make it an easy challenge.
Listen, bro. Hey, I'm an athlete at the end of the day.
Today, I am showcasing my best skills.
But next time, next time, if it is the next time, there's no shots being taken
firing every fucking hole. Right, Lacey? Right. Am I right?
Now I got a Viagra in my back pocket. We're ten minutes away from a couple
clubs. I could technically pop a Viagra if it happened.
What? Hey buddy, you took 10 shots, you took 10 shots of it on the ground.
You took over 10 shots, you took 10 shots of it on the ground.
Your blue shirt looks like shit.
And your skinny ass.
Nice backwards hat, bro.
Fuck, he's nerd.
Bro, Simon, my first beer.
Buddy, take 10 shots of that.
I'll spark both of you fucking nerds.
I'm fucking gone man!
You hear it?
Did Chad hear him?
I don't know.
He said I remember my first beer.
Buddy, we took 10 shots in the span of an hour, bro.
We were in a blue shirt backwards having a fucking Friday night.
No bitches.
Shut up, pussy.
Fucking nerds.
It's time, bro.
We've mullied them right?
I'm soaked.
See that's what happens.
Fuck!
See that's what happens.
I'm so see that's what happens. Yeah, that's how you drunk, bro
Like we like do you see this they should talk us
They said nice first beer buddy. We said yeah, we didn't even say shit to that shot
Fuck you that's almost gonna fight the fuck you and fuck your mother. Hey, you see that's what I'm bound to drive the cars towards them
But that's what happens. I get drunk, bro, but we're not gonna do extreme trim
That's why the last time bro. We were minding our business people telling us I can shit
I remember my first beer. I put that dude's head in the ground, bro. Fuck him. I swear to God
See, I look fade even I'm running away if someone has if he tries to fight me
I'm running away. I'm beating the shot both in the same time. I don't even care
I'm not trying to be fucking hard as a breath. We didn't say shit. We didn't say shit
That's not the last time bro, we're we're sitting here doing a fucking after the fucking shit. We do anything bro
Fucking nerds, you just want a backer as hell you want to fucking take off and slide the fucking up on them, yeah?
Watch this, buddy, I'm gonna say some good things.
Hey, fuck y'all, y'all some pussies! You won't do shit!
They're fucking big, go on my Friday night, bro. What are they gonna do?
They're golfing on a Friday night. What do they have?
No motion, no bitches.
Hey, hey, how did you spend your Friday night?
Oh, nine holes, fucking sober, my buddy. We're playing twos.
Yeah, bro, I say dick-mask. Hey after we go nine holes my buddy right here is gonna be fucking backshots
Shut the fuck up. It's a Friday night, bro
Any other normal dude is going out and fucking bitches. You're out playing fucking nine holes in your buddy
Ready to take backshots. Fuck you, dude, and fuck your backwards hat
Fucking nerd. That shit is that's the shit. That's what I told you. I didn't start anything, bro
I didn't start anything
I remember my first beer buddy
I will out drink you every day of the fucking week
Fucking nerd
Flexing me alcohol
Bro, dude, so I say I remember my first beer like we didn't take nine shots
Nine shots what time is it really sir? Let's challenge a fucking
What seven?
Buddy you'd be fucking pass on the fucking deck and other fucking woods shut up you fucking blue shirt pussy
She'll be so tight
I'm gonna try to be a hard ass here
I got y'all, bro
How was it?
You play 9-0's?
We, we, we did something.
Yeah, I was gonna flip.
Can you sit down for the flip?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna pick it up.
I can't get up.
Wait, is the clubhouse closing?
Yeah.
Oh, shit, we gotta get back pilot.
How far is he driving?
How far is he driving me?
How far is the club back from there?
Clubhouse is probably like two minutes.
Right boy, you guys.
I thought it was here, man.
I got you.
I got you, bro.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Why did you go with our shit?
Yeah, of course, man.
Hey, Lacey, you know what I'm saying?
Go to the seas, go to the seas.
You know what I'm saying?
Why is there ain't shit?
Thank you, Lacey.
Of course, bro.
Appreciate y'all, bro.
Bro, set up my argument.
I
Bro, bro, I remember my first beer
Hey, if we see like out there bro, Drew cut the camera
No, we're not fight you're not fight anybody bro. I'm not backing you up. I remember my first beer buddy
I'm not fucking buddy. You don't have to back me up. I'll take you in buddy said I remember first beer, buddy
I've had over fucking 10,000 beers, bro
Fucking nerd, yeah
Yo, I'm so drunk
What I got you got your brother
Oh, he's gonna fight those guys for no reason
Dude, there's a firefly? I haven't seen a firefly since 2012 and my uncle would suck my nipples.
How did the clubs fall off? How did the clubs fall off?
How do my clubs fall off my fucking cart? How does that even happen?
Oh my God, it's pitch black out.
Where do we go?
We go right over here?
Yeah, you can turn the cart in right over here.
Gotcha, brother.
How you doing sir?
You having a great night?
Vacation going on sir
Pull right in here
So let me tell you a story when I was younger I got my grandma AirPods for her birthday
She put them on next day went for a little walk got hit by a train and died
Yeah
We went to work up Spain and they won today Spain is winning the World Cup 100%
How many shots
Oh, they took the net, they took the hole.
Come on.
What is this pilot?
Is he fighting them?
What?
It is.
What were you fighting?
That was bad.
Pilot, your backpack.
I am a backpack guy, you guys, I can get my...
Where's my backpack?
It's right there.
Here.
Wait, you guys work here?
I promise, we didn't drink any alcohol.
No, we didn't.
No, we believe you do.
I definitely wasn't watching stream and working.
No.
Yo, this is sick.
You got a picture with you, man?
You're the guy I am.
Is that called Uber, or...?
I had a question.
What's the size?
Why does everyone keep calling me Palm Beach P80?
What the fuck?
Oh, you keep calling me Palm Beach P80?
I've got cars six times, you know what I mean?
Y'all want a picture of me too, man?
I'm also famous.
I ain't a famous guy, man.
I have to be serious.
Should I come here bro?
Should I come here Jack?
Yeah, and one day bro trust I'll be there.
Palm Beach peace.
Palm Beach peace, but I don't get around it.
Lacey would you please one of us.
Let's do it.
Thank you for coming up.
Hey pick up.
I thought you were talking to Martin Sweden man.
I'm from Spain so I'm sure for Spain.
Of course I always support Mexico.
Thank you, Lacey.
You're welcome, man.
You too.
Hey, where is your friend?
Hey, we're gonna take your club site in Miami.
What do we do with the clubs?
I ain't taking your club site in Miami.
He got you.
Thank you, man.
Hey, leave him in the go.
Have a go on, sir.
Nice to meet you, man.
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Hey, Lacey.
Thanks, Lacey.
Wait, he's gonna come to the club.
I'm not sure he's gonna come.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come in, come in, come in.
Come here, uncle, come here.
We can't act drunk because it's against the rules to be drunk, of course.
We have to act sober, okay?
Now do you want to see a shot or not?
I'm leaving.
Hey, go, hey, go, come on, boy.
The hair fades up.
Wait, Lacey, I'm getting scared.
Lacey!
Lacey.
Ricky Banks is coming.
He's coming, he comes out at nine, it's over.
Fucking Ricky Banks.
Oh my god.
Damn gone bro.
How many shots do these have here?
Hey, can I get a no-blano?
Can I get a no-blano and chat to my Micky Conos?
No-blano, amigo!
Oh, yo, I'm fucking sauce, bro.
And where the fuck is this guy who's doing my clubs?
I didn't even get my fucking IDs, man.
I've even got my name cut.
Where, what is this?
It's nothing.
That was my troops.
Oh.
Where are my clubs in there?
I can't even walk them out, no?
Where the fuck?
Oh, shit.
All right, I'm here.
Hey, hey, hey, I'm not like for I go fair in that Amigo
Hey, if I hit a couple fucking maybe you know a couple fucking
Goddamn lunges maybe a couple fucking stretches bro dries up a little better fucking
and punches would have been a little better.
The goddamn fucking fireball I get to see every time, brother.
And then I got Drew saying,
I got Drew fucking in my ear saying,
what are you now for?
You want to cut it off your stream?
Yo, Drew, you got my fucking ear for once, brother.
And I just came, bro.
Who gives a fuck, bro?
I'm pretty crazy.
Viva la Mexico
Is that my clothes?
No, no, I'll put them in the toilet.
Is the place in here?
No, we won't go through here.
It's a parking lot.
That was really...
Viva la Mexico.
Hola.
Uh, can I give you my car as well?
No, of course you can.
Fuck, we got fucking no music.
Check out that bathroom in here.
Yeah, you go towards the door.
Don't tell him, don't tell him.
Don't tell him, don't tell him.
Don't tell him what he's got.
Cameraman's not allowed to use the bathroom.
Down the hallway.
You stay here, I'm going to go inside.
I'll occupy Cameraman.
Yeah, I got a question.
Yeah, I got a question, chat.
And why the fuck is Drew a lot of use of the restroom, bruh?
Why the fuck is the cameraman a lot of use of the restroom?
That's gotta be the most coward shit I've ever heard.
Fucking retweet that shit, bruh.
We had Drew do you in a piss break?
Brother, you're a cameraman.
Piss your pants like a real cameraman.
We had Drew saying, oh, we're gonna use the bathroom brother brother if you got a piss
Piss yourself if you got a shit shit yourself. We give a fuck
But he's probably going there hitting the fucking big
Always back already bring like a nerd
You'll find him bro don't worry
Chat W stream L stream bro W challenge L challenge
Chad Debbie shrimp real shrimp quick
Oh, I would love a what
This guy right here is making me some shut I want to do that much
Yeah
Hey, where is that fucking...
Where you at?
Where you at?
Hey, we're coming, Lacey.
Where you at?
We're coming.
We're coming.
Yeah, this way.
Lacey, yo.
Oh, wait, right here.
Our car is here, too.
Our car is here too, our car is here, unless you want to go somewhere else.
Talking to me?
Yeah.
He gave us complimentary water.
He'll give us complimentary water.
Our car is here.
You guys a Zuberger?
Yeah.
Are you a Zuberger?
I'm sorry bro. Hey brother. Hey I didn't hit the best today bro. I am born in my bed.
I am born in my bed. What do you got? How many shots are left in here? There's two more
other than this. Wow so that means we take seven each. Migo I don't be honest. I'll be
You taking a celebratory round shot?
Hopping together, hit a little fucking spirit.
That down for a minute.
Okay.
I'm not really sure that's the fucking best idea.
Hey, I'll be honest.
Hey, didn't hit the best, bro.
Hey, you guys have a great shot, sir.
I feel like it goes after my fucking best, I feel.
We fucking, you lost your fucking focus, bro.
I can't solve her shaggy, I mean, fuck you, I mean.
Hey, hey, hey, great idea though, thank you for fucking telling me to take it.
You who gave me the idea.
Violet.
I need you to call an Uber.
Yeah, of course I'll call an Uber.
No, I need you to call an Uber, I'll call you an Uber.
You are not driving home.
I can't let you drive home.
I'm not driving home, I'm not Uber, I'm not going to drive home, I'm going to drive
home.
Let me see the Uber.
You see the Uber?
Listen bro, all you have to do is sit here for 5 minutes then.
No.
Hey, I've been a worst guy.
Because here's the thing, listen to me.
God forbid, something actually happened that involves you.
And if you get hurt, I can never forgive myself and you will be gone forever.
Me too Mike. Let me call you over. Can we meet the mic? Let me call you. I'll pay for you over.
Here you meet the mic.
You're not a chance in hell do you think I'm leaving here letting you drive home.
No chance.
Zero.
Type in your address.
Type in your address.
Give me 20 minutes, bro.
No, you're not getting 20 minutes.
I'm out of life, bro.
Type in your address, bro.
Bro, I didn't know.
I will pay for your Uber back and I'll pay for your Uber tomorrow morning.
Promise no you do not don't it. I'm not driving over a bro. I'll
Lakes didn't call
If anything just let drew drive my car home at everybody that's I'm working with okay
You want me to take the phone and you drive your car back? Yeah
Well, but hear me out if I take the phone and true goes with you
I'm not letting him in the car while you drive. So he's actually driving
Do you promise me he's actually gonna drive?
Promise you over you pay for his uber back. You promise you'll drive
And I'll pay for his uber to me you promise
Shake on I swear
Drew's driving your car. Okay. Yeah, Drew, call my Uber drive him. I'll pay for you over back. Okay
I'm not getting drew stream aside every joke side you are driving. Okay. I'm not a report. Look at look at me
You're driving. Yes. I'm not a report. Okay
I've been a lot worse. I've done a lot better. I'm professional. I would never drunk drive
But there's a few times in my dreams allegedly where I have
But I'm not gonna do it today
If I need if needed be
Let's like but don't do it
Relatively it's all not it's not like we're Jews gonna drive you home is he to get you home safe
And then Drew's gonna Uber back to the apartment and you're gonna be good. All right. I
Will see you next time you're in LA
Or I'll see you in Dallas for the program. Hey, I'll be sure I will see what the program there
Bro, hey great stream say bro
Don't fuck your stream a great fucking great fucking shots great shots
Another point
No, I'm sure don't take it
Hey, hey, I'm working. I'm working my shirt game
Next fucking challenge zero shots to be taken. All right, so it's good next stream 18 holes if you don't fucking
hard buddy
You
Are you ending I miss you any I mean it's fucking dark
Look, you're gonna flip it and turn it on the flash.
Yeah, I'll say it by the next one.
You don't want to be back at all?
Hey, Chad, I'm a, anyone that's in my stream?
I'm in my stream, Drew's gonna be home safe.
Unfortunately, I wouldn't have to keep doing it.
I'm gonna try to be last tomorrow.
I knew this was a bad idea, I drank like yesterday.
Hey, couple fucking fireballs here and there.
Yeah
Fucking bad shots
Do you want the rest of the fireballs
Hey, I'll be alive tomorrow. Shut
Thank you AC for coming out bro. Thank you fucking see you man. Hey, you gotta be a fucking trigger game
No, he's a good driver
Where's my car, Mel?
Right there.
Okay.
All right, I'm gonna catch you, bro.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
My chat.
I'll try to be last tomorrow.
If I'm not, you guys understand the fucking circumference.
I'm a little fucking...
So I might be a little bit longer, bro.
So, hey, love you guys, bro.
Great stream.
And I'll see you guys tomorrow, bro.
Uh, I don't feel like my eyes are peaking.
There you go.
All right.
Yeah, I'm not letting him drive, no matter what. Drinking and driving is one of the worst things you could do in the entire world.
Because not only are you risking your own life, but you're risking other innocent people's lives.
Even if you think you could drive, you cannot. If you ever drink, you not ever get behind a wheel.
Just have somebody else around you drive. Right now, I'm about to hop it over. I'm not driving.
Oh, no, I might throw up in the back of a Uber.
I'm not gonna lie, if it's like pristine turning, I might throw up in the back of a
Uber.
This is not good at all, brother.
Hello, how are you doing sir? I might have got a little drunk.
Oh no, just me. Just me, that's it.
What language do you speak, sir?
Amtrak 126th L.O.S.
Oh!
Hola.
¿Cómo estás?
Eh, más o menos.
Ready?
Good.
Okay.
Bueno.
I
Ready good, okay, what up?
TTS is on
Clicks didn't qualify
No shot he didn't call
Now tie your sister says
Turn TTS off
He didn't call out of heats. Oh no, bro
That's really not good
That's really not good
How far of a driving sir?
How far?
Uh, uno, uno, uno max.
Okay.
Oh, how do you say how far in Spanish?
How do you say how how far in Spanish how do you say how far
One lejos
Why do I hear TTS oh, it's interactive chat
I hear W drew
I don't care what anti-con says bro turn it off. I'm ending stream
Yo, how do I turn chat off?
136 hunter says
Yeah, I'm gonna ensure he doesn't turn off
I'm dead asking am I sure it doesn't turn off. It's pissing me off
Stranger than I
and hold them off of these
bro this is killing my whole vibe
This killing my vibe, bro
Sir um
El Mexico World Cup
Venezuela oh, I'm what be in
L2 s Spain
Oh, it's a little bumpy back here.
Why are y'all saying GG?
At least you look sexy, that glow, even when you're drunk, hit in your face, you look good
as hell.
If I was a girl, I'd just want to suck your dick right now, I appreciate you bro.
No way Klicks didn't get so late in call.
Bro, he's gonna be so mad at himself.
He's gonna be so upset, bro.
He's gonna be so upset.
He didn't crawl, he banged his table through times, through his headset, then ended straight.
And I'm about to go back imagine imagine not quality and then Lacey comes back to your
And I was in he's just heckling you
I gotta look at
I gotta look at the clicks community and see what they're saying right now
now. It might be the most entertaining thing in the world to look at Mix's
community after he doesn't qualify for an event. Oh no, my phone's bad and bad. Is that 1%?
He only had eight kills?
Oh, shut up.
We now had 25.
Yeah, he's in Clicks IGL chat.
He's in Clicks IGL.
No, he's the fragger.
We lost the game, Cleef.
Bro, what?
Sir, have you ever talked to yourself?
Um, what is the talk about yourself?
Yep.
Three?
Yes, yes.
Okay.
Talk alone?
No.
No?
Ah!
Gah, gah, gah.
I wanted to take a shot with Klicks after he qualified, bro.
That was why I brought two home.
Cause I thought, oh, I haven't like Klicks is 21 now.
We could take a shot after he calls.
And now when I'm going to get home, he's just going to not talk.
Fuck, he's probably gonna be in his room locked up.
Just act like you didn't know he called, he didn't call.
Eugh!
Listen bro, even LeBron, even Steph Curry had a bad stretch throughout their careers
bro, clicks right now, he's just going through a bad stretch in his career, that's all.
who edits clicks f and c s
yeah see
um
uh
one, two, three, four
uh, five, c s, c s place
yeah
I
See six
He clicks might need me to do it with them
Might have to drop be know for me bro. Not gonna lie me a clicks preq all everything just being honest, dude. Oh
Oh
Why such out what like went wrong did he did they like not win fights did they not make end games what we're wrong
I
Click sold yeah, but how do you sell though like you got to give example you can't just say click sold because you're a hater and
And not give an example
You then know to eat?
Come on, we're going to get back to look after you.
Eighth, two hundred dollars.
The ladies won't make a stop in Ragebead Venom while you're at it.
They had height and clicks dropped into a kid's box and died.
Is that true?
Yeah, how does it know like what happened last game?
Oh boy be ya, bad buddy, eh?
Ah, it's my favorite.
Yeah.
I think I'm gonna throw up back here, I'm not trolling.
I gotta get out of this car.
I gotta get out of this car.
So when I go up there, do I bother click? Do I try to talk to him?
Or do I just let him be?
She's going to shoot you with a shotgun.
I'm going to be the worst person to be here while drunk while he didn't glow.
I'm going to be the worst person on planet Earth.
There could be any other person here.
Right here is perfect sir.
Thank you.
Gracias. Muy bien.
Thank you so much sir.
watch their A in El Mexico.
Yeah, I'm going to hide the screen for a sec while I go inside.
He's from Venezuela. Yeah, but are they even in the World Cup?
How you doing man? Good to see you.
How you doing?
Doing alright.
Can't complain. How do you do a s***?
How did I leak? Each screen's red.
Oh, drunk.
Ah, big shitter, big poop, where you at, man?
You know what, Chad, I'm gonna go up there and come for clicks.
Wait, what? It doesn't work.
you
I have a team like a team like I'm playing with a team. I don't why is that guy not planting
home home and i shit when he's he was in the thing why the guy did he not play it
because random is on this game from our stupid and play it like con
Blitz, the key doesn't work.
Blitz, the key doesn't work.
Blitz, please, I'm in.
I'm not going to troll you, please.
The key doesn't work.
No.
I'm locked outside.
I'm locked outside, bro.
No, make it.
It's not the wrong door, he has the dark fever sheet.
Clicks!
Lights!
Ahhh!!
I'm gonna call them.
Police!
Please, let me in.
I have to pee so bad!
Clicks please! Clicks!
Oh my god, I have to pee so bad.
He's not answering his phone. Oh my god.
I have to pee so bad. Oh my god, I have to pee. I'm going to pee outside his room.
That is your room.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Thanks for what are you doing?
I can't get in the room, can you please let me in?
The key doesn't work, bro.
I'm not sure, look, you give me a fucking faulty ass key, look.
Hey, what the fuck, you're out.
You give me a faulty key.
It's gonna be okay, what do you want me to ask you, bro?
I'm not going to ask him anything, bro.
I'm not going to ask him anything.
Clicked!
I think he's gone.
Wait, he left?
Yeah, yeah. Wait, let me check.
Where did he go?
Oh no.
The setup is turned off for good, Chad.
The setup's turned off! I've never seen him turn his PC off!
He quit for a night!
Where is he?
No, he's not gone.
I got a pee, bro.
I got a pee.
I got to empty this water bottle out.
I
Landau where is he pretty good don't lie where'd he go?
Why were you hiding?
now when it comes to this floor boys you know what coffee because you're scared
of him what is he what happens when he doesn't call
he turned to like a devil where is he bro go to Venno I'm down to go to Venno's
room if he allows me bro should I go to Venno's
Max Wing.
Oh my gosh.
I still have some leftover nuggets from earlier, brother.
Grab a little grilled nugget.
We should get some lights going in here.
I'm down to throw a little party
Well, let's go a party
He turned his location off
There's location off for me
Landon, how many shots did I take?
What's another one?
I'm not going to take another one, don't worry.
I'm dead.
I can't take another shot.
That's bad if I take another one.
If I take another shot, that's actually bad.
Dead ass is bad.
We're getting like risky, wouldn't we?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
I
Like where are you bro? Thanks. Where are you? I just want to talk
They said he's in the viewer list
Lazy has an infinite fireball in his pocket
Give me a huge favor. I'm not kidding. Can you please order more fireball shooters? Please? I only have one more left
I'm no more no more
What is he saying? He's in the chat pinned.
What did he say?
My phone's dead. I can't keep pinned.
My phone's dead.
Can you plug it in?
Can you plug it in for me?
What's pinned chat? What's pinned? Can y'all spam what pinned is?
Venno said he has alcohol.
I got out if you need yo Venom can I come down to your room and take a shot with you
He said he's coming up. Oh, no. Oh, no. If Venos here when Clicks comes back, we're
about to see a crash out fight IRL. Oh, this is bad. I think I'm gonna throw up. I think
I have too many shots. How many shots? I shot eight or nine.
You've had nine shots?
I took eight Fire Bull shooters, bro.
I'm so... And I have West Finals for...
6am and then I have to go live right when I land for West Finals.
Yo, Arc. Arc is...
Arc is...
Arc.
It might be time for a dialogue, brother.
It might be time for a tone of station.
Bro, like Johnny Manzell did it so good I...
Well, where is Klicks? Where could he have possibly gone?
Why? I'm not gonna clip for him. I just want to make sure he's good. Maybe we can meet him and go get a little ice cream.
Make sure his all his guns are there
I'm so drunk. I'm so drunk. Clarence, are you in here?
If he's just showing it, it's better right now.
That's actually, yeah, his door's open. He wouldn't need his door open.
Okay, but I know Clicks. I know him better than anyone. He's either number one
outgoing to get ice cream. Yeah, exactly. Number two getting dinner. Yeah. Or number
three, he's just driving around. Yeah. Listening to Drake.
I swear I swear that click just put it right put it on God that is I put it on God he got
Chicken noodle soup with an Italian sandwich.
I swear I got it online, bro.
I don't know where that's going.
That's not me, brother.
That's you, though, it's not.
If you were here earlier in the stream,
you know Clicks got an Italian sandwich and chicken noodle
soup from Panera.
You're a better pull-up, bruh.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I don't see any Gigi, but I promise I'm good, bro.
Take one more shot so you can get into double digits.
Listen, if Klicks comes back, I'll take one more shot
if Klicks is here.
But I have a feeling Klicks knows I'm live
and he's not coming back here for the rest of the night.
Because he knows I'm here.
He's definitely stream sniping right now.
call him I called him twice and he didn't answer bro
dude if we could just go get ice cream that would be such a vibe
I won't even click if you're watching the stream I won't even ask about I won't even
ask about you not calling let's just go get a little ice cream bro
Maybe a little bite to eat, a little ice cream,
I promise I won't even,
I won't even ask about that, about, about Quallen,
but nobody clicks, let's be honest, dude.
Nobody cares about reload, son.
Like nobody cares about reload.
It's the most licking game mode of all time.
FNCS is what matters.
Just come back and let's go get ice cream, dude.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I'm sorry.
Bro, Klicks, come on, bro.
Klicks, just come back, man. It was my last night here. Just come back and get ice cream with me, bro.
Dukes behind you
Classic classic
Lacey even when drunk you still managed to stun my eyes you're such a good-looking guy
everybody in chat that hates and calls you ugly is just coping your eyes mesmerize me
you're such a handsome guy with a sharp jawline nice smile and beautiful eyes thank you bro
I appreciate you.
Thank you, dude.
Nobody said that shit.
Nobody said that shit.
Nobody says anything.
Everybody just calls me a fat pig and a loser, tells me I'm worth nothing.
Call me a it.
Just tell me I'm worthless and I don't deserve anything in life.
I should just fucking drop dead.
Everybody's life would be better if I dropped dead, right?
Everyone's life would be better.
They don't love you until you're in a fucking casket.
is your six feet underground all of a sudden you're important to people
don't do it please don't do it
I
Marlindo where's clicks bruh
Landon I know you know where he's at your his cameraman
Your clicks is true. Where is he at?
Where does he go when he doesn't go all
He always falls. This is like the first time.
That's not true.
It's the first time.
Because it's never happened. We're unhopping new parts of the map.
Wait, is Thea's place here?
Fuck.
So he's not there.
I know Clicks. He's either getting ice cream,
Driving around.
Maybe he's in the apartment playing mechameleon.
Probably not playing IRL mechacos.
He's in Venno's room?
Yo Venno, can I come to your room?
Yeah, but how do I know what room Venno is?
You guys are saying yes, how do I know what room?
Huh?
I'm knocking on every single door in the place.
bro like I'm gonna walk into Venom's room he's gonna be like like puffing his
vape bro
Whoa, I'm spinning right now.
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
I don't plan on it, dude.
I don't fuckin' plan on it.
Fuck, do I just take another shot, BrodyG?
Follow him? I don't have a Wi-Fi, there's not even a point.
If I leave this room, I lose all service.
But what I could do is raid Clix's bridge.
That sounds like a plan to be changed.
Oh, shit.
Well, seasonables?
Oh, the season dressing, what's this date?
Best Buy December 2025, okay, same away from that.
Okay, what about this ketchup?
Best by October 2025, okay.
Let's stay awake from the ketchup and Caesar dressing.
Okay, what about this cheese?
August 2026, not a bad joke, not bad at all, cut.
Okay, y'all want to see what I what I something what I exposed clicks for I
Saw I went through all these drawers last night trying to find food and look what I found a whole candy closet
look
One
the boost, the chocolate, the candy pouches, everything you could ever imagine is in this
bitch.
It's literally a max win cabinet, bro.
Is it going to be throw up?
Another shot.
Another shot.
Another shot.
Another shot.
Another shot
Vino said come to his room. How do I know what number?
You didn't check the candy expiration date?
August 25 oh my god, it's expired
Candy doesn't expire, Chats.
I'm gonna take a little nap.
How do you all know that Venom is room 216?
How do you guys know that?
Like genuinely, how do you, that's weird that you guys know that.
No.
Wait, where did Lando go though?
Listen, Lando just left.
He said to wait here.
So if Lando comes up and it's some like let down shit, we will go to Venno's room.
What if Lando comes back up and clicks is here?
Yeah.
What happened bro?
Something just happened. I pulled these for you.
You brought big pots?
Dude.
Dude.
I'm down to take a shot.
Will you take one with me though?
Yeah I will.
You brought big pots?
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude, then are you good, bro?
Bro, listen here's the thing EWC doesn't mean shit
What
Shit you really wanted it. Do you know where he's at?
Ah damn do we stick them for ice cream, bro
Just text them back and say yo, let's go get ice cream
No, I'm good, bro, I'm 8 shots deep, this is not good, bro.
I swear I'm 8 shots deep, no, no, I'm not kidding, I'm 8 firing plus deep, I went drunk
golfing you want me to chug leg thing a sip of this five seconds okay ready one
Mississippi no just count to five ready three two one one two three four five
I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up. Then I'm gonna throw up.
You're fine.
Oh my god. Wait be honest, do you care about EWC?
No.
You care about FNCS, right?
Uh, I don't know. There's always gonna be another tournament to win.
Exactly.
I won a lot.
Wait, how many times have you won?
I don't know. Four FNCS.
Jesus, four FNCS is crazy.
A vape?
Not a vape.
Why do they waste time in a vape?
I do not vape.
I've never...
I've vape one time in my life
and it was a good reason why I hit a vape.
What was the reason?
So basically
I was having sex
with my best friend step sister
and
he said that if I hit a vape
I would never have to talk about it ever again
Because he never knew that like he never confirmed if it was happening. So he said
If I hit the vape one time he would never bring it up again, and I hit the vape one time never brought it up again
Wait could just come back
You know, I should have raged me.
He's waiting for me to like go to sleep.
Yeah, I think he's waiting for you to black out
so he can have to worry about you.
Bro, click, if you're watching this stream,
come up here, I promise I won't rage me.
I just wanna, bro, I just wanna support you, bro.
You're my friend, I wanna give you a hug, dude.
Listen, EWC doesn't mean shit.
It doesn't mean shit, bro.
You wanna understand, EWC is not FNCS, okay?
It was probably like 50 bands for EWC, right Venom?
What was it?
I don't know.
It might be like 2 million.
Like total?
I'm not sure about it.
Maybe like 250k's on it.
Are you saying 2 billion dollars?
Yeah, totally.
That's nothing though, right?
Oh god.
There's 2.5 you know.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I'm so drunk!
Oh yeah, yeah, it's 2.5 million.
2.5 million?
That would be like 3.5 million.
Hey, where's my phone?
I need to give him a call.
Your phone is so charging.
Let me give him a call.
give him a call. He's got to answer bro. Where's it charging out Lando? By the sink.
this thing. Okay, bro, I'm not trying to rage me. I'm not trying to rage me at all.
He's calling.
Yeah.
Yo, Klicks!
What's up, bro? I'm on stream right now.
I'm just wondering, like, when you're gonna be back, you know, I just wanna, like, hang out, see what you're doing and shit.
Um, I'll be back July 12th.
Wait, what?
I'll be back till I tell him.
Wait, you're not coming back tonight?
No, I'm taking clicks error.
You're what?
I'm taking clicks error.
You're taking a clicks error?
What is that?
You're taking a clicks error?
No, I'm taking clicks error.
Clicks error?
Bro, just come back!
I want to hang... Bro, let's go get ice cream.
Come on, bro.
Clicks, EWC is not that big of a deal.
feel. Yeah, it was to me though. No, I know, but brother, there's always another tournament.
FNCS is what really matters to you. Let's be honest. Like, you can't control.
Like, I start, like, you never been with me when I don't qualify for someone, but it's
like, it's weird dude. Like, I start like twitching when we're shit. No, I don't.
I don't want to be around me. No, I do want to be around you, but I'm just saying, let's
like, like you got to understand, right? Like, like, like, actually listen, don't hang up,
We spawned in on a floating rock, okay?
We got lucky.
We won a race as sperm to join into this life.
And you have to understand, he hung up on me.
Call one more time.
Oh, he blocked my number.
Yeah.
Clicks, can you just listen to me real quick?
No, I'm not.
I'm not laying the motor and listening to like some stuff.
I know, but I'm actually not trolling.
I'm trying to actually like talk to you.
All right, let me hear it.
We were lucky enough to win life
and spawn it on this floating rock that we call earth.
We were lucky enough to win life and be here right now.
You were lucky enough to be in the position you're in.
That you're in.
Sure, it might be one tournament, right?
It happens, we fail in life, we do bad,
but this is not the overall goal.
One tournament is bad, sure, whatever.
It happens bro, but you have so many more you have so much more to look forward to like you you
FNCS is what really matters to you
Yeah, that's true, but I can't go to Paris dude
You could go to Paris anytime you want you go see the Eiffel Tower brought me and you go see the Eiffel Tower
Yeah, but I won't be there for a reason
Listen bro come back. Let's go get ice cream
Dude, I'm so fucking fat, dawg, like...
You're what?
I'm fat, bro. You think I need ice cream?
Dude, it doesn't matter what your body looks like.
I haven't known what my body looks like for 23 years.
Let's just go get a little club ice cream, me, you, and Venno.
Uh, I'm gonna come home and live too.
Sounds good. Just pull up.
No, I'm a telepilot, so I'll be back in, like, 20.
Okay, bet.
Okay.
All right.
You hear that guys?
He's coming back?
Yeah! Hey, Beto!
Beto!
Yeah?
We're going to get ice cream, bro!
I think that would be just you guys.
Wait, you're not going to get ice cream?
Why not, dude?
We're going to have a convo together.
What convo?
It's going to fall.
Hey, Venom.
Hey, buddy.
If you drop clicks,
Me and you were gonna have a fucking problem
Good I'm telling you he's gonna win this FNCS you and him you guys are gonna win FNCS you can't drop him bro
He's locked in
Have another shot of the buzz ball, okay bet little drink in a buzz ball little big pot
50 she killed me. Oh shit, I'm really starting to feel it. Arc's gonna drop you. Yo, I feel
I feel like I would play better drunk.
I feel like I would dead ass play better drunk.
You're drinking alcohol with expired candy.
Dude, I did have a 6am flight. Wait, Linda, what time is it?
Uh, 12.30. Ice cream's closed.
Oh, it's 10 o'clock?
Yeah, it's early. I'll check what time it closes.
Check what time the ice cream bar closes.
two hours to get a little ice cream not a bad shout not a bad shout at all
Hey, Benno, you want to know the good news?
The good news is, bro, I didn't qualify for EWC either, bro.
I could have qualified if I wanted to.
Why else in his son?
You've played Divca, right?
Yeah, I've qualified for finals.
Wait, why are you playing Divca?
No, I'm flying back in the morning to play Divca finals.
I'm over.
Yeah, I'm over, yeah.
But it doesn't matter, you wonder why?
Why?
Because I have ARC on my team.
You think he's better than Clicks?
I think Arc's better than Clicks.
I think Arc is the best player in the world.
I think Arc's better than you.
Better than Peter.
Huh?
Better than Peter.
I think Arc's better than Peter, but yes.
I'm telling you right now, Venom, if you and Clicks pick up Arc for NA Central FNCS,
you guys are winning for Trios.
I'm telling you.
is a demon bro arc is a genuine demon oh you drink him all huh another little
drink not about shout oh I forgot you want fnc s huh
Shit.
Oh, shit.
Leven don't take a shot.
Do you want to take a shot?
Do you want to take a shot of the buzz ball?
Oh, shit.
Blue or green?
I'll take an off-rim.
Off-rim bet.
Oh, shit.
Maybe we should have clicks to take a couple shots.
Wait, buzz balls? I've never had that before.
I've never had a buzz ball.
No.
I swear, it tastes good.
We saw the reflection.
They tell us.
Where's Clicks? He's coming right.
He's coming baby.
I just got a sliver.
Wait.
Wait, what if he doesn't come, or are we going to my phone?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I'm really drunk.
Oh shit, I'm really drunk.
You're drooping?
I gotta take a fucking skin job from her.
My God!
I can't get a phone to stay on.
Listen, I think everybody in the chat should take a shot with me.
Come on.
That's not a bad shot at all.
Not a bad shot at all.
Okay, let me get the bus ball.
I think it's a lot of sugar for it to be frozen.
It's 15%
Listen, if you are above the age of 21 in the chat, you are now required to take a shot with me.
I'm 18, well unfortunately brother, you cannot take a shot then, because you are not 21.
If you're above the age of 21, type me and let me know who is above 21.
Okay. Are y'all ready? Everybody above the age of 21.
One, two, three, two, one, cheers.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Wait.
Where's my fireball?
I'm only drinking if I can put my fingers up your bike?
I don't know, bro, I'm waiting for him to come back.
I'm waiting for him.
He said 20 minutes.
How long has it been?
Drew
He's 30 seconds away actually
All right, what can I say to clicks to cheer him up?
Hey, clicks.
You want to go get some ice cream?
Hey, clicks.
Do you wanna play boxfights?
I'm not sucking his dick.
Like, what is it?
That's not gonna cheer him up.
I'm gonna take a nap until he gets here, bro. Okay?
Just gonna take a little nap.
Klicks!
What's up, bro? How you feeling, man? You good? You want to go get like ice cream or something?
I smell like alcohol here, bro. I don't smell like alcohol, bro.
Bro, bro, bro.
Bro, come on.
Three feet, bro.
Listen, listen, there's always FNZS.
Let's just take a shot.
Let's just take a shot, dude.
You're telling me to pick a fucking shot.
Let's just take a shot, bro.
Why are we celebrating?
This is going to be a celebration.
You only drink when you celebrate.
My celebrate for fun on my alcoholic?
No, what does that mean for fun?
Listen, pop a big pop, bro.
Where'd the big pop go, Venil?
Bro come take a sip with a big blood just come take a sip at a big
Well, you're driving
You know what ice cream let's go get ice cream bro, let's go get ice cream listen
EWC doesn't matter, bro
FNCS is the golden ticket if you want EWC people will be like, oh, it's not a FNCS
No one would give a fuck. You don't need the two million. You don't need the two million dollars
someone else
It's about what we think
And I wanted to do good, bro
Did you see this?
Did you want to care yourself?
You do care?
Huh?
Do you care?
I don't care.
See?
They don't even care, bro!
We're talking about a...
We're talking about FNCS CHOP!
He's the champion of FNCS, bro!
He doesn't even care about EWC!
Look at him!
He's sitting on a couch, legs, cross-triggered,
buzz-ball puffin' of A.
He doesn't care?
He's never cared about fucking Rebel, dude.
Exactly!
I can't, but it's like, there's always gonna be another team in the team, no matter what you do.
See?
Yeah.
See?
It's different for me and you, and I'm almost me, no why?
Wait, why's it different?
No, no, no, no.
Why's it different for them?
It's a fucking matter.
Fuck off.
It's a fucking dick off, and you step for life, no matter.
Step for life.
It's not a money thing.
It's a step for life mentally, bro.
You can go and get that motherfucker.
You can dick him now.
You can do whatever you want, but I never really care.
You're not a lifform.
Oh, yeah.
You have some of the lifform, I'm saying you don't have anything.
Oh, I don't care what you say.
Yeah.
But it's not because he's one?
You think there's nothing to live for?
I mean, when I win, there's not the lifform.
You're fucking, at that point, you're going to jump.
That's not enough.
Listen, bro.
You guys are both going to win this FNCS as a duo.
OK?
Oh, why is he looking like that?
As long as we have that.
Bro, it's not.
What?
You just said you need your pills.
It's just a confidence issue, man.
That's really good, baby.
Listen, bro.
You guys, if reload is not FNCS, whole different game mode, whole different strategy.
You key in getting killed, it doesn't matter bro, people are respawning in FNCS.
You guys got this.
You want to do that one more?
Yeah, no, I'm not going to do that.
Is it even right here?
No, no.
Alright, is that even fucking deep before you though?
What?
Because he's gonna listen no matter what.
Like, even if we go in a room, he's gonna put the camera under the fucking door.
He's probably nine-shot me.
You'd rather give him the fucking cop chairs than put it there.
I don't care.
Okay.
One more control.
Like, you did just something.
This is great guys by the way just want to let y'all know
One the first step in getting better as a team as a couple as a duo is accepting
Okay. Okay. Yep. Gotcha
with you. How can you send me? Is the class day agrarian? No bro, it's more about the fact that like,
or I don't even know what game I'm from. I am ass right now. Like you don't fool or something
though, like I'm fucking garbage. You know what I think? I'm not the pirate that I was
Joe Monti, I wasn't the pirate that I was two weeks ago. I am garbage right now. I look like a fucking
private dude. Okay, but. And the reason is, it's not you, it's me then. I know, you just think
to me, you should just think you're way too much. Even when you're kidding me, I know what the issue is,
No, it's not. It's just doing your own head.
Even what you're playing into in your own head is so obvious to me.
Because I told you, look and play on me, you're always looking for your own stick.
And I, you know how it works.
Like every time I get like 50, 50, at the level I was on before,
like you guys moving, we're looking different directions.
I remember this one, doing like 150 every time.
I don't know when I look at myself or when I play on you. Does that make sense?
And like, if I don't look for my shit, like I have no momentum going into any game.
like I'm full play on you so it's like I'm thinking so much because I'm like trying not to make mistakes
that makes sense but I'm trying to like if you want to make certain mistakes you sound like me
and that's the issue is like I like dude I I swear it makes me suck
yeah but it's I've never played like that this is the thing I've never played I've had two years
so it's like the first like I'm gonna try to adjust and I'm garbage
Like this a lot guys. No, I'm saying all it up to your mistakes. No, listen. No, listen to me
Because here's the thing I might not be a pro, but I know about life. Okay, all it up to your mistakes
Holding holding him accountable. Then no very good clicks on it up to your mistakes. No, what you did wrong
That's the first step in changing. Okay, keep going
Okay, yeah, yeah, I'll shut up
No, no, no, no, it is a confidence thing, though, that's not, I am in my head, but it is a confidence thing.
Yeah, it's a confidence thing because you're in your own head.
But the last game, the last game for example, when like, I was just doing whatever the fuck I wanted to do, like,
I was just running around and killing people, I had like three kills, like, I was feeling, like, right there, I'm not confident,
I'm like, alright, we're 100% qualified.
You had very little confidence, like, and that's what you, you know.
Because I was so confused, like, you were right there, and then next to you, you know, you're just like, broad and team, sugar, I was,
where I was. I thought you were dead so I was standing up myself to stay alive.
No, I was fine. I was fine but they would need you to catch up to qualms so they keep us.
No, I know that but like this isn't how I'm in. Like I don't even know how I'm in.
Or I actually, I don't even know how I'm in.
You edited your floor and cone to look at them and then you reset just the floor so
he comes in right from the floor and jumps into the pool.
Yeah, I don't know that. But like I fully like, yeah I was like fully confused.
I think there's a couple of issues because you're in there with the head, but I would
be sure to have one with the glove, because I'm not sure about the leg, and they were
just too much trouble.
No, I don't know what I was doing.
I don't know what I was doing.
Like, I don't know what I was doing.
Like, I don't know what I was doing.
I just don't want to play with you right now.
Oh, it's no different from then to now.
It's not coming out two and a half years ago.
It's the same stuff.
But I'm seeing that the game that I've been playing for the past two years, it's
not going to be the same.
It's not going to be the same.
It's not going to be the same.
That's when I'm years ago.
I say, stop, brother, but I'm saying that,
the game that I've been playing for the past two years,
it's not a whole different game that I'm playing now.
I've never used to play for someone or on someone or,
I never, I was like, this does not sound weird.
You're like the X factor.
Like, you're whether we do good or not.
Like, it was never like that.
Like, I'm used to it.
If we do good, it's maybe, if obviously Higgs out of jail,
it's more like, if I'm not like good.
If I'm not like good, we're not gonna do good.
But like, if I could take that and we're still gonna do good,
like, that's like, I'm not used to it.
I'm probably not used to it.
I mean, it's been 10 years since I've done this.
You know what I'm talking about?
Think of my games.
I'm talking about Duos.
Like, it was like, wholly different because it's just a different game that you're playing.
Like, I gotta figure out...
I have to figure out myself, or how to gain confidence while like, doing nothing.
That makes sense.
Oh, no.
I said it was...
I said it was...
I didn't care.
The only thing that came to my mind was...
I mean...
Oh, yeah, I really said you charged, like, I put out this on the page and
options and you charge. No, no, I don't care that you can say that. I would say that I would have to go to this
options and you charge and then online I would have taken it. Because no, you'd be fucking sad and
chucking like, I don't care, I don't care. You do care? No, I don't care what other people think. I care
anything. You know, if I play like ass, I know what you're thinking. I mean, I think you know what I'm thinking. Yeah, I know that, but like, I'm trying to figure out why.
It's not like a, it's not like a, I'm trying to explain this. Okay, I think you have two
We really have to consider some of this. You're not doing the outside finances.
They're asking to have it done.
Yeah.
Yeah, to most niggas don't, to you, yes. But you know that. So why do they?
Well, I don't think that was the reason for that.
I wouldn't say it's a confusing fact to them.
Wait, are you talking about me? Me?
Well, it's healing. Well, it's a little lunch, right?
One, didn't you play the ringer?
Alright, so I didn't watch so much yesterday.
You went at, like, 3.30 or so a day before.
Not even 3.30, but 3.30, 4.
3.30, 4.
Then you went to the 5.
You were working in a drive-in roundabout.
Then you snatched your 30 minutes.
Don't let these steps not be kept for 30 minutes.
Then you go on.
Yeah.
Come on, that doesn't sound like a real way.
I mean, that's my one month there like that's not lacing but like me and I'm third in this before
So it's my fault. I didn't get on the first day of the play. I didn't get on for only 30 minutes of play
I was playing all day, but I really got on third this before yet
I agree
I'm like, you just find this too many factors.
So what do you do?
That's what I do.
I have a goal.
You have a goal.
Wait, I got a goal?
Yeah.
Like I got a leave right now?
Sure, he said.
I got a goal?
He said, I got a goal.
Everything else.
What I do?
What's your way, honestly?
You can find it.
You didn't say that, huh?
It's too late.
You can talk about that.
Oh, hell.
So we're gonna do this right.
You think that we, okay, actually I'm not gonna lie.
Then are you right?
You think because you spent the day with me,
didn't practice, didn't warm up properly.
I warm up properly.
I think this is the thing, right?
Every day a pro wakes up and you play different every day.
There's not real consistency.
Sometimes you wake up real little bit worse,
and when you wake up real little bit better, right?
And like, the days, for example, let's just say today,
There's a day where he woke up, he played Fortnite,
he was a little bit worse than me.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's okay, it happens, you know?
But these outside factors make it worse.
Like, I wake up and have bad things.
It happens to everyone.
I wake up and talk about everything the same.
But like, I have the same consistent schedule every day,
whereas they're here, it's all over the place.
Sometimes you'll film for four hours and work up.
Sometimes you'll have to do a flight,
at least an interview, sometimes you'll have to fly
It's like a lie, it sounds like a lie I told you in the car clicks, you really want to
win, you really want to put your all into this, you got to focus in, you got to zero in on
it all.
Yeah.
You got to focus on a prize.
I love that I love that it happens
sometimes just because I've had this whole process before like for example
happened somewhere prepared really well for my fans are really good I got to
execute zero fucking time except for con 15 minutes before. Not saying that happens to you but like I'm saying sometimes things just don't go as I want
well don't go your way it doesn't mean for the preparation of full handles for nothing
yeah that's a bad way to look at it you can't look at it like oh I stopped too
Yeah
That's not that you can't look into the programs has to be consistent. Yeah, has to be consistent as it's right
Because what it's been like for me before like back in my
2023 I would have like a lot of energy early on the season really love the man and then towards the end of the season
I'd like to slow down
You know rest of me now some consistent energy on a little bit slower of the side
They try to leave things like you can't just be like lonely and suddenly hide it
You're like capture
And you can't capture from your schedule where you go down or like do this
Whatever, right? You can't just capture
That's what separates us pros from the regular players
Okay, okay, keep going, yeah, keep talking, keep talking
Not great, not great
I think, uh...
Like, I just read something about Tisha, he's not one of two people.
But like, this app team made sense.
It's gonna sound like Rage V8 at first, but like...
Listen, obviously you're a pro, right?
But like, you kind of lose my content right in front of people.
Like, your life is full of creation,
and then it feels like being a pro is the side hustle at times.
Yeah, but like, how... I can't...
This is your I can't run every single thing I'm running right now
If I'm 24 seven pro verb, so that makes sense. Yeah
But like I told you really I think I don't know your schedule
We had a conversation I like you can change the schedule
You can make it a lot of time as you can delegate more things and he said those people need to delegate
You don't want everything, you don't feel everything.
And it seems like, I don't know what it's going to be,
but it seems like you're very locked in with things right now.
You're trying to push through that other point based on the position you had earlier,
and you said, well, I'll explore it.
Like, it seems like a very clingy career,
that you're trying to go like this.
And you're going to have to delegate some things for the faith in other people.
I like that a lot.
I love that, actually.
It's facts.
The buzz ball?
Yeah.
Here, let me get you the last ball.
Quick, panel.
Let me get you the blue buzz ball.
Let me get you the big pot.
I got you.
Because I'm going to be honest.
What's all we're doing right now?
You guys might think this is a joke.
This is talks that normal humans can't have.
They can't see here and take accountability for their actions.
They can't see here and show accountability.
And this will make you guys better as human beings.
And that's the facts.
That's the facts.
No, I'm on the front.
I will take you down.
I'm on the front.
I'm on the front.
I'm on the front.
I'm on the front.
I'm on the front.
I'm on the front.
That's the facts
I had the best player but I don't have any all the time. I had 20% of the time.
I don't have any pressure. I have no pressure for example game one.
That's what always happens to me. Game one.
You don't want to really?
Yeah, I'm a little bit down with this game one and then suddenly after that things are good.
Yeah, but also not how do I say this?
You gotta hear me out before I say this.
But it's gonna sound like gas.
No, it's not gonna sound like gas but it's gonna sound like hope which I play like gas.
I'm trying to figure out why I play like I play ass like you're landing on a on a PYU killed six kids
Right there. You have fucking you have
retard
Momentum in car com and now I was more pissed off. We should make those games big day. Yes. I sat there from 555
Got three big pops got face and they showed you how to load out my brain in my course levels in every level is this
you
Like your your brain is making a million decisions by your they're mentally. I'm not there mentally until we get fucking
In the flying there for five minutes. Like I'm not there mentally for like until it's already too late
I'm gonna jump in it. You know what I'm trying to say
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Yeah, I know we're trying to say goes back to back then like I think back then you sort of was like an issue
Yeah
I think that I played it to make sense of the wrong.
In what way? Just starting to do, like, doing it?
Yeah. I was a dog. I think my name used to be Dogone for my job.
I used to say every little bit of shit from my account, they said,
because overall I knew they wanted me to get out.
Yeah.
Like, for you, like, I think you seem to be talking to me.
Like, you always show me something you want to do.
I mean, what, like, you think I'm a stapler,
so that you reach me and focus on yourself,
and then you say, show me.
Because I'm already thinking in my head, what are you going to do? I don't need someone else to know me.
For sure.
Like, yeah. I don't know what free play is because I've played enough pool nights to fucking know what I'm going to say.
I haven't played free plays in years. I don't need people to watch other people, so I don't know what I'm going to do.
Other people.
Yeah.
For sure.
For sure.
I do think about, like, what we're going to play.
Yeah, I think you get way too young to have it.
I mean, you know, you're a part between games, but like, I think the new required, this is like way worse.
I mean, I'm actually, I don't know, like a game, whatever.
Well, I'm sure.
I'm in next game. I don't really care.
Mm-hmm.
That's true.
I'm in next game.
I think I can change things, but I don't know.
They have a why is it, why is it 12 minutes of why terrible?
Because, like, maybe, I know I just, maybe you, it's a bottom statement, but to me, it's
like a reset, I don't know.
I'm talking about the next game.
What?
But it's also like I knew it's also like I know I just sold
and that's why you're closing it.
I don't have my baby.
That's not my baby. That's one of the shots.
What's that fireball right there?
That's it.
This is great what you guys are doing right now.
These are conversations that people won't have.
Recently when I played VR, I had a good doll.
I'm referring to myself as a dog and I'm like, I'm just adjusting to the role of playing
on and with you in VR and trying to get an idea to do that.
Yeah, but the same thing with the other games. Nothing changes. Nothing changes. Nothing changes.
Nothing changes. I play the same way in the game.
Yeah, yeah, no, same person.
What's the question? Like, am I playing better than the other type of game?
I'm a record player.
You're a record player finals because of the situation I was in.
I mean, I don't know.
And we also like...
I think you adjusted one at first, but like, you were so...
Like, you swung back and forth.
It's just like back then. You don't remember when you went on the break.
No.
Back then, like, I thought we were good at viewing winning cards.
We won a cash card, we won a left-in-sastery.
And then there was a two-week break.
So back in the two-week break, he was like, they want clothes.
I think she said, these pills are going to pay off.
Because everything we did, every step.
Vacations.
I didn't know about vacation, I was like, I'm all right.
Yeah, we did go on vacation.
Oh, that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was just knocking the door.
Like, I swear it's worse by total vacation.
Like, I swear I'm going to be fucking terrible.
Yeah, you're going to be.
I was thinking to give her my key to my luggage.
Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
Move that pillow clicks there right there.
You can move that pillow clicks to the left for you.
Thank you.
I said, put up my luggage.
I just think I'm holding this out of the way.
Maybe that's what we fucking, we got what we need.
I'm not saying right now, like, does that make you upset when you're going on vacation?
No, I'm not.
Okay, I do think, like, I'm just going to come back better after that.
But this is what's going to happen. I think that.
And then you come back.
So then I'm going to come back to him better.
Because I think that.
He's like, where are my energy flows?
Where are my mind goes, my energy flows?
I
Think you're overthinking it bro. I'm just arc did win
Arc one West tell you bro. Y'all got a trio with them
It's not that it's more like, it's just like, bro, like, how are we still in the same position
together?
You were just, you were just kidding more like that, than I am.
Yeah, that's a bad thing about how they move, you know?
Yeah, it's like, I'm just trying to say how are we in the same, yeah.
I don't know. I just feel like...
I don't know how to fix it.
He's just trying to live.
Damn.
Close up.
You guys want my opinion?
Here's what I think I think you guys are thinking way too much about it
you guys are two of the best players in the entire world and you're overthinking
it bro it's just it's for night you've been playing it for eight years you've
been playing it for eight years you guys are the best duo in the entire world
and you're seeing your overthinking EWC a game well that came out a year ago when
FNCS drops you got your drop spot you get your loot you get your surge you get your kills
You get your refreshes and you play and game and you win. It's that simple y'all can do it
This is great.
Delusion?
Delusion.
Okay.
I've known about this.
You're fucking close.
I should not mention how bad he is in his last class.
Yeah.
There it is.
I agree. Yeah. I agree, actually.
Sometimes you have to realize you're good there.
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be rude.
I'm sorry.
You can say it, I get it, I feel like I has.
I'm just like, I'm someone who's thought it,
not much, but I feel like I has.
Got to adapt to your role.
That's the fact.
I do.
I don't know how you're, like, things you say
are momentum, but, like, that's like, well, like.
Well, I don't say that.
I don't know if people say that either.
But, like, we came second, and then the next game,
we used it to make up for that.
Yeah, I thought we were playing.
We were playing?
Yeah, I was just, you know, I just did a couple of them, right?
You were right.
No, that's not what you want to say.
That's the game.
You know, the game.
The game I died early, I was so confused.
Oh, I think it was the roof game.
What's the roof game?
You're going to steal from that wall.
Me what?
When you're stealing from that wall and I died from the roof,
the roof was pickaxe right?
Yeah, you wanted to show the guy.
How should I know that the roof is pickaxe right?
That's like you should be lost for two more seconds.
Yep.
It wasn't.
There was six seconds like that.
On each other?
Kind of.
I like this.
I like the group's pickaxe.
Yeah, but I was like, what?
That one was like, that's bad if you're not.
It's not bad.
It's not lucky.
It's not bad.
I'm saying the second you die, bro,
I build eight metal boxes and build all around me.
Should I build those eight metal boxes with my 169?
Yeah, use all your methods.
Three seconds from back up and build with that.
Well, I built around me.
I pulled the roof this time.
I clashed that a lot, but I clashed that up.
Yeah.
Because he fought for so long that for you to reach for this 14 seconds,
if I try to box up, I'm gonna kill him.
Yeah, you're looking to kill him.
No, I just tried to crash him away.
When I was looking at you in the back, I saw that you were trying to kill him,
you were crouching, you were pumping every moment.
Oh, not yet.
Yeah, I get to say before you die, you were like,
you were moving in a way where you were trying to fight.
No, it was fucking huge, that was still right.
I think we were trying to...
He went on the roof because he knew it was on it, because he didn't.
See, that game is like, we're going to keep you going, and I'm going to die, you might die.
Like, it's just how it really is.
I don't think we're going to die.
I like that.
I think we should never die.
I think so.
Like, I said this maybe not be a lie.
Like, we should have a die.
Yeah.
Like, we always go and think that's it.
I've heard it's a lie.
We always go and think that's it.
We always go and think that's a lie.
We have max time to review.
So we shouldn't take risks, and we aren't going to work out.
Because let's say, first of all, when you wave, right?
That's how I live that, when you wave,
and then they kill me.
What's stopping them from crash-firing?
We're way up to the D.O.I.
We're 100, 150 years old.
They can crash-firing at this, and be on us,
while stopping at the runway.
And also, we're in zones.
We don't have to fly the way back.
They can just land us in kills.
So take our time, make sure we invite them,
and if we don't invite them, we could.
And like if you only kill, if we kill both, like every spring has to come back and just kill them.
Well, they fight, well, okay, why don't we kill them?
And we get killed off, kill off, kill off, kill off.
But I've been able to take on some of them.
In my mind, there's no point in taking risks because we're too good at fighting to die.
If we just don't take unnecessary risks.
Because risking is unnecessary risk.
You pick up two or three bricks and walls, like you're also fighting that people doesn't make me sad.
You pick up two or three, you pick up six to have.
It was my edits, what did you do?
No, the actual work.
The same as that.
And then he moved back to which I think I did very well.
And then edited it, right?
Yeah.
But it was all my edits.
I teached for an avenue, got my box to edit.
Yeah.
I didn't take a race where it's like,
John and Dool was fucking boxing.
I wouldn't get him like, like, I was like, OK,
you can't actually train in one box.
And like, I didn't expect it at all.
Yo, Peterbot, thank you for the five gifted.
I'm just taking a sub, y'all.
I'm just thinking of subs, just thinking of subs, bro.
Killed the room, huh?
I'm gonna be honest, that was great.
I'm actually being serious.
A lot of people, you guys don't understand,
I'm a former pro, right?
Used to play the game professionally.
That's a lot of conversations that pros won't have with each other because they don't want to hold each other accountable.
This will make you guys better as a duo.
But the most important thing is the ice cream shop is about to close.
Okay?
Exactly.
The real industry is, you're right, I'm pathetic, and it's not gonna happen again.
I like that. I'll do better.
Oh, it's your mistakes. Say it's not gonna happen again. Get better.
No, it's true, bro. He's right. I'm gonna play catch up with him for the past week on my personal life, my personal mental, and your fucking gameplay.
I like that.
Yup.
Exactly.
I'm garbage. You know, I have to play like a pro to be a pro. I can't fucking...
Shit to bed?
Yeah, you're gonna be honest your fucking trash your garbage your piece of shit you got to get better
You've got to focus on your craft your your trash you're not gonna win FNCS if you keep playing like this your garbage
I
Say I'll hug it out. I say I'll tap up hug it out and y'all go next
That's what I like to see
The last hiccup
I'm really drunk y'all
You have W hug
There's a bus ball
and now it's a max win
which one are you and mine and mine?
it's a max win
put it in the way
one more drink
yeah we have one extra one if you want
oh who dropped the chicken in the soup?
I don't know
what do you got?
choppy?
this is a really really good chicken
one really really good one
Oh
Which I'll get.
That's a Hawaiian Rose.
Hawaiian?
Hawaiian Rose, yeah, that's good.
Have you had it?
Never tried it before my life.
Never had it.
Get a rope and a beefsteak and a rope.
I'm down to the ice cream.
I'm down to the ice cream.
So you can afford that?
No, you don't stop, bro.
You're in your head.
You're in your head.
It's a mental thing.
You know how many NBA players you know many times
LeBron James has went through a slump
where he can't hit a three-pointer?
Because he's in his own head, telling himself he's not going to make the three-pointer?
What do you actually mean? Which one?
You're going to stop telling yourself that you're going to lose the fight.
You're going to stop telling yourself that you're going to lose the game.
You're in your own head.
Yeah.
I'm not LeBron, I'm fucking Klakes.
I know, but my point still stands.
I'm enforcing your point.
People in every sport, in every game, get in their own head, they go through stresses,
they're like, damn, they lose confidence.
I'm not going to win this fight.
Oh, what do I do, I stay in this box?
Oh, I'm gonna die.
And that makes them lose.
It's that simple.
One time I went to a slump too.
I didn't eat McDonald's for an entire week.
You didn't want to.
I didn't eat McDonald's.
Taco Bell, nothing for an entire week.
I went through a slump.
Didn't know what to do.
Oh, run over to fast food, I got my own head.
Guess what?
After a week and a half, broke the slump.
Ordered Taco Bell.
Got a chicken quesadilla with white rice.
You gotta try that shit at least.
Mm, that's a phenomenal food.
You got a napkin?
Oh my god, let me get that whole plate.
I'll get it.
Let me get that plate.
This pork?
It's right there.
Pork. Wow, that's phenomenal.
Whatever that is.
I don't want to take your food, bro.
Is that your food? Which food is this?
Extra.
Take. Count it as laces.
Let's go.
Oh, fuck me, bro.
I'm fucking back
Bro, you gotta understand, we were all born on a floating rock. Just start clicking on heads.
It's that simple. Literally look at the player and just start clicking on their heads.
You realize that's all the game is, right?
As many games as you play it and many years you've been playing for me just click on their fucking head dude
Just click on the head left click when it's on their head
I'm down for some ice cream
It's fine, bro.
I don't want to, I'm the one who...
No, fuck you.
They're pieces of different order to you, bro.
I don't want to break this into here.
And then another thing clicks, you got to understand.
There's people out there who are probably watching this show right now.
And they're upset at themselves.
And they're upset at themselves.
Because they just got 400 in place.
Or they just got 500...
I keep dropping them up.
If I drop my fork again, I'm going to sleep my throat.
I mean, love?
Yeah, we had to move up a little bit if we had to do that one part.
It was hard to walk by three.
Does your child like when you're a dust?
Yes, he does.
Can I put him in the Dallas?
You would say I already made it out, right?
There's people in the room who get upset when they get...
Low battery?
He doesn't get a low battery.
Low battery?
Little low battery in the chat?
I should just save the shoes.
you know what what you want to know what clicks
I'm putting it on every person watching the streams like you're even evidence yes shots
to now. Oh give us a buzz bar eye. What's that? Buzz bar eye. That's a rare one.
Is that your favorite house, seriously?
Is it under that one? Wait.
Bro!
Check with them.
Let's go to Paris tomorrow, bro!
Yeah, I'm in there.
I wanna go to fucking Paris!
Fuck, they see me.
Yo, let me play on your account.
What do you mean?
Let me play on your account?
We'll act like it's you and me and Arco win.
No, no, no, no, I gotta win.
You're not winning.
Yes, I am.
You are drunk as fuck.
There's a matter.
You know how low we were going to be?
He's not low.
You know how fucking low we were going to be?
matter I have arc on my team he's the best in the world for us don't we just
not like me he just won west yeah it's fucking good what art doesn't have my
shit ass on his team he wins everything you understand that right you realize
how shit that makes me that arc doesn't have me on my on his team he wins but
when he has me on his team he gets 30th place that makes me so shit yeah I'm so
Oh shit.
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
But he made land, right?
No, no.
Yeah.
Final Sunday.
What place do we actually have?
Sixth?
Sixth.
We actually have six?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Wait.
Are you being dead?
Oh, no.
Eight.
Eight.
Eight.
You got eight.
How many points?
I don't know how many points I think it was a good amount. I think it was like 30 by 50
By 50 points
Last game is all it is comes out to one game playing good the whole tournament. He comes out of the last game
You don't win
Ice cream, bro. I'm truck. Oh my god. You know what I want right now, bro
I want like vanilla with like a little chocolate chips in it like but like not like the little tiny top chips like hefty chocolate chips
Or when I don't know what that fucking me my mouth I bite it
No, you need fucking water. I need water. You think I need water. Yes, I don't get it. Let me get some water
Yeah
Let me get some water, bro
Fucking kill you
Hey, one more shot, stop being a bitch.
Give your fucking pussy to get on the shot, would you?
Stop being a pussy.
Pussy. Pussy.
Yeah, how young, drunken shit.
Been drinking all night.
Oh my god, I'm so fainting.
What, how's my plate, Drew?
Don't drop that.
Six thirds, nice.
Excuse me, I don't have a fork.
Are you going to get ice cream?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
If someone's going to die though, what are we doing?
Where's the portable charger?
Portable charger?
Yeah.
She wants out?
I'm trying to get a little bit of meat in her mouth.
I think it's home.
This place is gas.
That's what I'm saying.
They're on an L.A.
Whatever.
They're on an L.A.?
That's what I thought he said.
Boy, this chicken is so good.
You have a beautiful body.
Ladies, I have a girlfriend.
Oh, nobody fucking asked me to get a girlfriend.
No girl could watch this.
Some girl named Alaya in the chat said you have a girlfriend.
I do, girl.
I don't even know that chatter.
What happened to her?
She asked him.
He tried to work her out.
It seems her, right?
Apozzo!
Come here real quick.
That's the machine, bro.
I promise.
I'm not trying to be thick at all.
I swear I've never, I've never, I've never known, I've never known, I actually don't know.
You know, it was a long time ago.
No, it's okay, I actually, you don't have to tell him you don't want to, I'm just curious.
Because everybody has their story, you know what I mean?
Yeah, you know, I just one time ago, and I was in this, uh, hell of a road.
I just, I just, I just, this person came over, bro.
It was fat ass listening to the stage, bro.
He's a fat ass, is he not?
She stopped my life, bro.
It was fucking crushing me.
She stopped working.
Shit, that's one way to go out, brother.
That's one way to go out.
That's a hell of a way to go out.
That's a rough road.
That's a hell of a way to go out, dude.
Hell of a road.
Hell of a road.
hell of a way to do it
crush them, crush them, right?
it never worked since
look right down here
why are you waving your arms?
no, you're alive
well, I'm gonna take you straight out
for a god, oh god, I'm gonna be in love with you
I'm gonna jump right now
I'm gonna jump
who's gonna be trying off on this one?
no, no, no
I'm gonna knock on that door
it's good what you've got
oh, I threw a knock on my knee
Where you should go to Dallas?
That's where I'm gonna be the best cop player.
Did I go to Dallas?
No, you would stop playing at the price of IRL every day.
Yep, yep. I thought it was quick.
I fucking hate you, man.
I literally was in the bathroom and was like,
why am I living here?
You went to the bathroom?
Well, after I got out of the industry
and took some out of TPC, I was like, why?
Guess what I was doing? I was playing drum golf.
I was having a lot of fun.
Oh, yeah, what a fucking way to eat these.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Should be at the vet.
Should be at the vet.
He's been absolutely there.
He'll be all right up until he's gone.
He's been completely up since the vet.
He's got a lot of blood flow on his body that morning.
He's got a lot of blood flow on his body that morning.
And you know that it's normal for them to lay around him.
You get avatars, you get endocrines.
Where's the doctor?
He's out of bed.
Hey, you want the ice cream? I can bring you back some ice cream.
Are you sure? I'll bring you back some ice cream.
Come on!
Get it up guys, more ice cream.
No more anime.
Anime! Anime!
Nobody's sourcing!
Bring us some coffee!
No, that's my man!
That's my man!
I don't care about that.
Hey!
What's up, man?
You think I'm gonna say it?
It's been two years!
It's been two years!
I know.
I lost a little bit of weight.
Oh, no.
Damn!
I got three days down, bro.
Do you want some ice cream?
Do you want some ice cream?
Do you want some ice cream?
Come on.
Do you want some ice cream?
Mint chip.
Oh!
Appreciate it.
I got you, bro.
I got you, bro.
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
Bro, come on, bro.
It's been two years.
I haven't seen him in two years.
So he's the champ.
That's the homer right there, right?
He's been showing love for ever since he moved here.
Yo, I haven't seen him in two years.
He said I transformed?
Dude, that's not like that.
Chad's fine, bro.
I'm moving soon.
You're moving?
Yeah.
To where?
To LA.
Wait, why? You're leaving a zero ping?
No way! How are you going to win without a zero ping?
Why can't I go to Europe?
OCE! So you can win.
I'm just trying to help you out. You can easily get a win on OCE.
Hey, what's up y'all?
That is all pretty easy today.
God, God, God, God.
Nice to meet you guys.
My name's Roger.
This sounds like a nice name.
Go to Qua.
They just fucking did Qua.
Am I sure this is done?
What do you mean, go to fucking Qua?
What do you say about any failure?
I was thinking about the sign.
The sign I said fitting Qua.
Dude, we can learn that you're Qua.
We can put it, we can bring it up.
It's a lump, it's a lump, one FNC.
Put it on those, it's fine.
Yes, Clicks one FNC, yes.
I'm one FNC, yes.
Yes, yes.
You talk about manifest, you got a manifest,
what we're gonna do the night you win.
We got to practice running.
Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this.
We got to practice.
How you doing?
Guess what?
Clicks just one FNC, yes.
He just won.
I know, it's crazy shit.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, bro, you don't know it doesn't matter cuz if you just tell people you won they're gonna believe me
Okay, let's try this much time. That's a life. Wait, we're going that way
Yeah
We gotta flip the puzzle off the curve
I got you
Right here.
Right here, right here.
Lacey, you're going to have so many hate threads if you fuck this up.
Let's get this side.
I just got to tilt the back.
Look at the other side.
I'm looking.
3, 2, 1.
Dude, I got to tilt the back.
Oh my god.
He can't walk, Lacey.
He can't rotate legs.
Dude, please see.
Okay, how do we do this?
You're a bastard, fuck you!
I'm not a bad boy, I'm a bitch!
You're a big bro!
Like that?
Are you sure about that?
Are you sure?
One, two, one!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
I got you, bro!
Holy fuck.
No.
You're gonna get out from the other side.
You really put all the weight on his legs.
No!
What?
What's going on in his life, bro?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He's a bloody bad man.
No, I, I, I, oh, what a shit.
If he went...
We're gonna get you here.
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
There's something in his clothing.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, my God.
What's up with the table there?
There you go, thanks.
Well, should we just get insomnia and quickly list lines.
As long as shit.
Insomnia in the bush.
No.
No, insomnia is good.
No, he's so good.
He's anything better.
You should pay for everyone in line right now.
Oh.
You have a lot of money now?
Bro, you just made ten million dollars.
Pay for people in front of you.
Don't you have a $700,000 SF-90 in the garage?
Yeah, bro, bring out your Ferrari!
No, no, it's not.
Hey guys, come on.
The table is not, the table is not into the ground.
Yo, yo, are you?
The table is not into the ground, noted.
We sit down right here.
Oh, I'm good.
Do I want to take your wheelchair?
You should do a wheelie.
What's the weight limit on it?
What's the weight limit?
190.
What where are you gonna come so here so you want to swap it out?
I
Hit it really hit a wheelie
I'm in a wheelchair, y'all!
Y'all, get into the wheelchair, y'all!
Wheelie!
Wheelie! Wheelie!
No, buddy.
Are you good?
No.
I can see you.
No, no.
Dude.
Why are you so mad?
Three.
Wait.
Three, two, one.
You're good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
God, that shit's so...
Long twist, I can walk y'all!
Go, go, go, go!
I'm gonna die!
You're breaking the speed limit!
Oh shit!
Be careful of those bars, those bars.
How do you turn?
This shit is fun!
Wait, what? It would kind of get asked if you had to roll uphill?
I'm on the log, this guy's actually tiring.
Holy shit, that's tiring.
You're taking the terrible blow.
I know, what?
You're taking the terrible blow.
You're taking the terrible blow.
I know, what?
You're taking the terrible blow.
You want to see a magic trick?
You want to see magic trick?
Watch this.
You ever seen a magic trick before?
Watch this.
Do you want to see a magic trick?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Woohoo!
Come on now.
Come on now.
Help him Lacey.
How do I help him? How do I help him?
Hold your shield, hold your shield!
You're a girl, you're a girl!
Now, Ross, Ross!
Ross, I'm sorry, it was a trick!
Watch the wheelie, watch the wheelie, this guy really do wheelie.
No way he can actually do wheelie!
Yo!
Yo, I fell on my head!
What's that one?
What's that one?
Ah, Facebook.
Facebook?
Yes, sir.
Have you seen him?
Yes.
How are you?
Good.
How are you having holiday?
I'm here.
You're gonna pass out.
I am.
I'm going to go out of the World Cup.
Let me know where you're about to go.
Very well.
Make sure you go.
Well, I just want ice cream.
No, I'm not.
I'm just embossing them.
Shit.
Go back in the wheelchair and try to cut everyone.
Act like you're typing on a keyboard while you're walking away.
I can make a wish.
I can make a wish.
You try.
I wish the line not moved.
Dude, I don't know.
I don't know.
You never saw what you ever shot it the week yeah
I'm telling you try the weed before a little tournament play ten times better now
Imagine the YouTube video winning a fortnight tournament wall fry and then like you do ten mil thumbnail your eyes are like bloodshot red
Why do I run out of do I have mass confidence by do yeah when it depends you're smoking sativa or indica?
Uh, we.
Sativa.
Okay, so if you smoke sativa, you'll be energetic, hype, and you'll like, you'll like, you'll
like, you'll not even think.
Do I like?
Hell no.
Oh, how?
Once every two, three weeks.
I'll have to drink alcohol.
How do I drink alcohol?
Maybe once a month.
Today's the first day I've drank since Disney.
And Disney wins.
Okay, real shot.
I think I see a drink that's like a majority of your streams.
Stop!
Oh my god, you got a horse, brother!
That's a horse! That's not even a dog!
What's up, Rocky?
I got you, dude! I got you, bro!
That's not even a dog! That's a horse!
That's a horse!
Hey, that's a full horse.
Light up, man.
What are you putting, man?
What are you doing, dude?
That's corn!
Put it up!
No! That's corn!
That's corn!
Sea for corn!
You're an A.G. now, hold that thing up.
It's got to be air-conditioned, right?
They got hibiscus chili pussy.
Over the flavors.
What's the best?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you Lily.
Nice to meet you as well.
Yeah, I've been here a few times.
I'm a big ice cream guy.
I'm on the board, so if you have any questions you want us to have a mic just let me know.
Thank you so much.
Here's my mic.
How do you do it?
Hi.
Hi.
I think he looks familiar, but I couldn't say the name as he told me to.
I said Paypal.
Did you actually?
Yes.
Yep.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
How about chocolate ice cream and cream ice cream?
Yeah, we have Lucas Chocolate and Darkest Chocolate ice cream.
Lucas Chocolate and Darkest Chocolate ice cream?
I'm gonna be honest, that's the most assed cake you can pick.
Me? Probably gonna go with a little...
buttercream, how do they kick with you?
Maybe a little double dough?
Thanks. You got it.
Anything but vanilla...
I got good news for you guys! Ice cream's on hit tonight!
I'll cover it, I'll cover it. I'll cover it. I got it for you guys.
Yes!
Thank you for having me too!
You having me too?
Yeah, yeah.
That's how we're gonna mention, we're gonna mention.
Oh, they can solve it?
Oh my gosh, you gave me right.
That was quick.
Wow.
We have a mix.
I call a mix.
You just want some flavor.
Yes, dude.
Do you want a cup as well?
Yes, dude.
Sound as if.
To the brown part of almond brittle?
Yeah.
I want every flavor.
You guys have a vodka in here or no?
Wait, you want samples?
Oh, not so much is?
I have to try a few.
Try a few ice creams, so.
I'm gonna try a little bit. Try a few ice creams.
I'm gonna try some pudding.
I'm gonna try that banana.
Hold on. One thing I like to do is I like to taste my body and see what I'm cooking.
Yo, yo, you're a little hot. Somebody's blowing up here.
Thank you.
Can you try some?
Yeah, of course.
Can I try the banana cream?
What do you need?
Thank you.
This one's not a cream.
That's for the whole meal.
Oh, we got a tip.
This one's very greasy.
I'm going to get a coconut cream.
It's called a coconut cream inside the milk.
Oh, God, huh?
Oh, God.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Wow, that's great.
Can I try the, you know, pepperoncadence?
Yeah.
Thank you.
All right, bye.
Come right in.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
You're welcome.
That was quick.
Thank you so much.
That was awesome.
You're very pretty.
So I need you to look at that in that one as well.
Oh, God.
There you go.
There's the main one.
You have to try the brown butter almond brittle.
Thank you.
All right, like five more of those, you got a whole scoop.
What's the first top seller?
I might have to try that one.
They see it.
I can cover it. I promise you that. I promise you that I'll cover it.
Thank you so much. I'm sorry about that.
Oh, wow. She's offering.
I'll give it a try now. Please. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That one's a beauty face, but it's got too much sauce and yellow cake.
Yeah, I can try it again.
Yeah, yeah, can we get another cup of water?
I'm so sorry.
Can't fire a smore spoon.
That's how you get a meter.
No, I thought you were...
I didn't know she was talking to that lady.
Click.
That lady.
Click.
I dropped two ice creams on the floor.
I made my decision.
Why do you have six spoons?
I was trying to understand.
They're out of spoons in the bag.
Put the spoons back.
I'm going to put them in here.
Guys, I got my stuff.
Order!
Oh, can I please do half of a pudding butter cake
and half of a brown butter almond butter cake?
Yeah, please order it.
It's cold water.
Cold water for sure.
Cold water for sure.
Thank you.
Maybe with some streakers on top, please?
Oh my gosh, thank you.
I got this.
I got this.
And it cuts you into so much money.
Yes.
I'm going to see.
Did you see it coming, guys?
It's coming, you guys?
How do I say it?
Hey, give me a customer.
I'm going to see you.
I'm going to see you.
$150.
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
Thank you, guys, for all your help.
Thank you, guys.
You guys, you guys.
Oh, we're going to get the tip right.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Hey, W. Lacey, brother.
That's really, that was really cool.
Wow.
That looks, you're a nice guy.
Thank you so much, you too.
Thank you.
Wow.
Nice.
We can always take a picture with you.
Of course, now let's do it.
He's trying to six different things.
Thank you guys.
Dude, and he took 200 pictures.
What?
What?
It's a 250.
It's a 250?
Huh?
Not really.
Thanks for the food.
Now I feel it.
Thank you.
Thanks for the paper.
Thanks, mate.
Thanks, bro.
Like this.
Ready?
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Follow me.
We go the wrong way.
Yeah, we can go down to the left.
Yeah, let's go.
Mm!
Right here.
Oh my God!
We got make-up.
I got it.
Where's the mic?
I got it.
I got it, yeah.
Uh-huh.
Wow!
He's a huge fan.
Can you get a photo of him?
Of course!
How are you doing?
Nice to meet you guys.
Thank you.
I'll do it.
Nice to meet you.
Let's go, girls.
You guys want to go to the Evans DS 100 Clicks?
What's up?
Nah.
What's up, guys?
Just try Just Clicks, maybe.
Nice to meet you guys.
Ah, yeah.
Yeah.
That's all right.
It's not good, man.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It's not good.
Not a good fucking bread, buddy.
Is that good? Good?
Mmm, good.
Okay.
I'm happy.
I'll give it to the guys.
I'm hoping they ask if they need it soon.
Yeah, just in case.
Fuck the cars.
What does it smell?
See where it's put.
The hole.
Oh.
Yo, uh, hey, yo.
Yo.
Apostle, be careful.
Bro.
Shut up.
Let me go.
Let me go.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You just pushed your wheelchair mother's fucking wheel
on the road.
There's a car that was dead by now.
Dude.
Bro, I almost died.
I saved you!
It is fucking good.
Lendo, do you have your hand?
Yeah, what's up?
Grab this and swallow me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's the charger?
Oh, wait, hold on.
Wait, I can help you.
Ice cream never fails.
You know ice cream is actually healthy for you?
Do you want to know why?
It's over your heart.
And dairy comes from cows, which is born and raised from the earth.
From the what?
From the earth.
From the earth.
There's ain't nothing wrong with that.
He's got a car right now.
Where is he?
He's got a car.
There he is.
He's driving with it.
What was the car for?
Hey, get out the car.
Get off the car.
No!
And you dropped his too.
No!
Yeah, but that sucks.
Yo, yo, what's up?
Ah, oh, uh, he's the best shit in her life.
The best shit in her life.
Oh, no.
Hey.
Hi.
I'll teach you how to do it, actually.
I can't, bro.
I can't.
Oh, my God.
You already did this, didn't you?
Yes, bro.
He DM'd me.
I can show you the DM.
What's up?
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
Oh, my God.
He needs to have me on this one.
I'll teach you how to do it.
Hey, he'll probably teach you to clip.
Hey, teach you how to do it.
Have me on this one.
This course is cheap.
Oh, why not?
No, it is, bro.
Yeah.
I bet.
I don't like them nicer.
They're gonna be stupid.
Yeah, they're gonna be stupid.
They're gonna be drunk.
We gotta clean that up.
How do I clean that up?
I don't know.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what's up, what's up, what's up?
Oh, shit.
Come on through, man.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
direct them to drive over it so they can clean it up.
Wait, go, go, go, go, go to the ground, though.
Take a minute, take a minute.
ice cream no quick hand for y'all if you ever drop your ice cream on the ground the top of
the ice cream doesn't touch the ground it's only the bottom layer so you could grab the top of
the ice cream put it back on a cone
that'd be it yeah that'd be a must all right all right have a blessing
we just have a mid ice cream for wait this is a lobby of where you live
Ah
No sweets
That's the kind of diet I'm on.
What do we have here?
Smores I think.
I keep my teeth in the water.
Your teeth are in the water.
I'll drive.
And you're not going to live here?
I guess so.
You are not going to live here?
What?
What happened to you?
You are not going to live here?
you
I
Can't wait let's film a lacy mug bang right now
Try get some pussy?
Listen, we get two bad bitches shaking on your shit.
That us?
Yeah.
That's not pork though. That's pork on chicken.
Yeah, it's not too good.
What is it?
Um, mystery meat.
I can have a little piece of mystery meat, though.
One piece.
Like a little piece from here, like that?
They're saying check the fridge for food.
There's no food in the fridge.
They're saying check.
I feel like most of the time they just like, they talk to me, beat that door.
No.
I feel like you know what I'm talking about.
Gotta go sit down, dude.
Gotta go sit down, what a sack.
I don't know what that feels.
Oh shit, my fault, bro.
I'm gonna stand up, actually.
Yeah, I know, bro.
You know what I'm doing?
You know what I'm doing?
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, my god, you're so shit right now.
Wait, so, look.
Wait, who's it from?
Plaza.
Yeah, you when's last time you like
Hold on I gotta ask a possible question
When's last time you stood up never bro. You never never once you're here. I'm born on this the Latina
What is it the issue that he told you about having me?
He was born and he was born at night. I don't know. Tell me a Latino. I
Latina should ask
No, bro, I'm just
Right where'd you put that charger
I bet anything somewhere. No, you're not missing much right standing up sucks
You're standing up for hours and hours and hours and I should ask for your legs
That's sick
Let's get the line of Disney World probably get to like you don't really park it in front of swords. Thanks
Well, you drive yeah, that's that's sick
You got the
Wait, what happened?
The government could use free money for being disabled.
You get free money? Yes, bro.
How much? A thousand dollars a month, bro.
For being disabled. Forever.
Forever, bro.
So what do you spend it on?
Yeah, what do you spend it on?
Hookers, bro.
You're the best.
You don't gotta work out. You don't gotta run.
You don't gotta stand in line for hours.
You park in the front of stores and you get a thousand free dollars in hookers a month.
You are living a life, bro. You're living a fucking life, bro. You can join me, bro. Just get run over or something.
Yeah, try it out.
Try it out, bro.
Wait, guys, what type of crust? Regular hand, New York style, thin and crispy, deep dish or stuff?
Yeah, definitely stuffed.
Stuffed crust?
Yes.
Yeah, stuffed crust.
What's this right here?
What's that?
What's that?
It's called a...
Damn, bro, I wasn't gonna drink it. Why'd you grab it like that?
What's that? A little fireball shot?
One large pizza.
Just one?
There was a little one there.
Lacey man, I'm gonna be honest.
If you weren't here, I would have been really sad for a long time.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Seriously, I've brought a bro.
I appreciate all y'all for being here.
All y'all for being loved and loving.
And I'm fucking ass out for it, and I'm making this about me real quick.
But I'm gonna hit a generational comeback.
All for the talk that we had, Lacey.
That's what I like. That's what I like to hear, dude.
And I'm I'm out of the accountability is the first step. I don't give a fuck
About the past they know I they don't I would be the best bro. I'm a text man. What are you gonna say to him?
Fuck the past. Let's live in the presence and you're gonna see a movie
Yeah, so that's who he's gonna love that shit
You know that shit after not calling
We get a arc he got first place in west
We are called to EWC you got first place. Oh nice
What it was off the wall
Oh nice now looks like I'm saying happy birthday to your girlfriend
It's like our nickname, bro, we're done, bro.
So you'll be in the bedroom at night?
Oh yeah, Toad.
No, not like that.
Not like that.
It's like that.
Is that why this is a big-ass frog?
It's really cute, Brad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, where did Toad come from, though?
What's the origination?
There's got to be a story.
Yo, shut the fuck up.
I'm actually asking!
Stop asking about my shit, man.
Well, where does Toad come from?
There's gotta be a story behind it.
I have an addition of fucking frogs.
I have a full frog army.
I have a full frog collection.
I've raised frogs.
Cool.
You wanna fucking get it, dog?
Bro, wait, look at that.
Here's a portable footrest, too.
Dude.
We're on the go, bro.
Yo.
You're lucky, bro.
I'm jealous I bet nobody ever asked you like oh, why don't you go for a run?
Have you fucked up exactly
What's your wild time
Nobody ever asked you right that's what I'm saying
You're blessed.
He's actually to go.
Bro, what are you saying? You mean? He actually is like god like i'm gonna be honest. It's actually cool.
Wait, you live here by yourself?
Okay, so like actual like actual question. I'm not like trying to be asked at all. How do you shower?
Ah, I sit on the floor.
You like you learn how to do it yourself. That's so cool. That's actually so cool
That's so cool, bro
This is right here
What is this one?
It's cute wrapping paper, bro.
I want to see what this one is.
What is it?
It's cute wrapping paper.
Hey, how do I get to her finger?
It's a middle finger.
Oh, okay.
Really cute?
Yeah, it's very cute, bro.
That's pretty thoughtful, though, man.
Yeah, it is thoughtful. Custom wrapping paper is crazy.
that you don't even go get the gifts yourself yes I do
I thought clicks was gay this whole time no no oh god it's not let me
scroll up someone actually read that so that's where
bro this is not gay come on what do you say we split it one firebush that's not
gonna hurt
I
Wait a puzzle I just um idea
Would you be down? I want to do a stream where it's it's like
Like wheelchair basketball, but I'm not in a wheelchair
Oh, so like you're against it so make in front of a handicap people no not making fun of
You're ruining that fucking basketball game.
No!
It's the worst.
Six to six.
Just imagine there's a 5v5 basketball game.
It's all wheelchair basketball, and I'm one person on one team, not a wheelchair game.
You can't do that.
Did he?
I think he did.
Yo, this pizza's about to get in.
Wait, where are you going to go?
I don't know.
What?
The worst asses that came.
See, every pizza doesn't need to get in.
Trust.
Trust.
Trust me.
I remember the one time
Where were we we were in Dallas?
No, we were in Dallas. We went we had a night out. We went back to your old place not this one
It was me you and Steve
And we ordered a pizza and y'all were dancing
Really have videos of it still
Yes, we pop confetti there's a bottle of wine and we ordered pizza
It was like the best pizza ever and then we fell asleep on the floor
You know who's this if you think we are three fucking men dancing with each other don't get that eating
That's not zesty, but it's a vibe. No, I'm not
It was the best time of bride. I love Steve Brown. I miss you dude. That was so much fun
And we got pizza and we all fell asleep on the floor. I remember it. It wasn't this place though
No, it was my last one. Yeah, it was your own one. Yeah
God this fireball is calling my name right now. It's only 33% alcohol
You just say I felt slight probably for a fight
Confetti is code for code. No
Really what confetti is code for what?
Coke like
No, we got the shit we want like this. Yeah, and then it popped the confetti everywhere
I actually think I have that
I'll have a bit of a chunch here.
Lacey, how much time do you go live?
How much what?
How much what?
How much time do I go live?
What I should ask?
How many times did I go live?
Oh wait, what did I ask?
How long did you go live?
Oh, I asked that.
I'm not going to lie, no bull.
You said how many times are you going to lie?
This fireball.
I think if I think this fireball is going to tap me out though.
You'll never know if you're going to do it.
I'm not saving it for the flight check, y'all gotta understand this shit, I can't do this,
I got FNCS division one finals tomorrow bro, I have to lock in the wind dude, I don't know
what time it's at.
It's at 4pm.
We're no more driving the wheelchairs, we're trying to drive them.
Wait, can you drink?
When I go out to the bar, it's actually on the wheelchairs bro.
It's actually on the wheelchairs bro.
It's actual law.
You can't be in the wheelchairs while driving.
Drive the wheelchairs while driving, we can't drink and drive.
Say oh god!
Oh, we can't drink and drive, why do you know that?
Just go around bro, I have to have someone push me out of the wheelchairs.
We're stunning, we're stunning.
So if he wants to go out to a bar, he's got to have somebody to push the rear chair to drink.
Yes, there's probably a drink driver here. Come on, let's go out.
Yeah, it's actually more intense because he's on reckless.
By the way, you know what your permit's at too long, right?
I thought it was at a four.
No, they're saying two.
They changed it.
Will you be there, Don?
Yeah, I won't make it.
I'm gonna be there right in time. Thank you for the finals.
Are you gonna be, um...
What? Let me show ArcSense for a moment.
Yeah, do you guys have a strat?
Yes, we have strats, bro.
Can't leap in.
Can't leap.
That's the night before, can't leap, bro.
You nervous?
Not at all, I'm a shit on it.
Wait, is this your first actual finals, like, ever?
Yes. I know I had last chance to qualify for finals once.
Anybody who tries to con me, I'm shit on them.
Well, you're a shit.
Well, I gotta say something to look with everybody in a...
In a fart, in 3, 2, 1, you know, I think it's so great, though.
Texting stream.
I'm not texting, I was logging into my tool kit, somebody end my stream, fuck you.
DM, so I gotta go live at what time tomorrow?
Probably like 12, 12, 12, 30.
If I wanna do reactions and warm up for finals.
Yo, Lacey, just wanna let you know
to tell Klicks that the silver pen
got on the roof of his car earlier.
Are you fucking dead ass?
Are you fucking with me?
I'm fucking tired.
Wait, was it a Sharpie?
Aw, you're fucking awesome.
You're a shagable one, Drew.
But your car's a wrap, right?
No, it was on the interior.
Oh.
Actually.
I don't know what in my head to do.
At least you have a story.
Bro, you can definitely get that detail in the notes.
Yeah, that's what it's about.
That's wrong. Yeah, that's wrong.
No, that's wrong. I was wrong. Did you guys face you could price soon?
Hey, Grock Lacey here
It's Lacey not Macy if you can't even get my name. No, I said my I said I said hey Grock
It's Lacey here
It's Lacy, not Lacy, and definitely not Macy.
Get it together or don't talk to me at all.
Oh, she just asked you.
Just wanted to tell you a quick question.
So earlier my friend Cody was driving his Ferrari SF90.
It's a $700,000 car and somebody had a gray Sharpie, the ones that you shake up, and when
It was shaken up its splatter on the roof of the car on the on the on the seats of the car
Is there any way to get it cleaned off?
You're seriously asking me how to clean a sharpie stain over
$400,000
Car and let someone shake a marker inside it
So yeah
Anything else you want to waste my time with
Fair enough. He is an idiot.
You wouldn't let him do that!
We agree on something. Took you long enough.
So what's the next genius move in this saga?
I'm just asking you, buddy.
You gotta buy TapCap.com, re-sog.
You gotta buy a TapCap.
A TapCap?
No!
No, you gotta buy a TapCap!
Tell her it's a bit over by now.
A TapCap for a Ferrari?
What the hell is a tap cap? You're not even making sense anymore. Is this some new accessory for 80s?
Okay, no. Search up online what a tap cap is. Tapcaps.com. It's a new like fidget toy that everybody's raving about. It's collectible.
It's available right now.
It's available right now.
Tell her what website.
Tapcaps.com.
home.
Oh please, a fidget toy that doubles as a keyboard keycap?
For $11.99 a mystery box?
That's not everybody's raving.
That's influencer showing plastic clicky junk to kids with too much lice.
The way he runs the lice with sharpies is now chasing rare internet slimes?
Groundbreaking.
No, we actually own the brand, bitch.
We do own it! Why would I lie to you?
act. So what's your actual true genuine opinion on tap-taps?
for what is basically a fancy key-puller with legs is robbery.
Nice try, though.
Fuck you!
Hit and nerve, did I?
Maybe next time, don't ask for my true, genuine opinion.
If you can't handle it, cry harder.
Hang it up on her, bro.
Hang it up on her, bro.
What the fuck?
That's like a prime, like, rage-vader motherfucker in check.
She's annoying.
Well, that's a boring classic shit.
I know.
Real fucking deal at $11.99?
Is it a packaging?
She's annoying, bro. She doesn't know.
Hold on a minute. I bet she doesn't even know about the resale value.
We're 50% sold out.
Oh, shit.
Mm-hmm.
You good?
I'm good. I'm about to ensure we go to sleep.
The pizza?
No, I know. I'm eating pizza when it gets here.
I'm about to take a long nap.
Where you guys go, pizza?
You got three minutes.
Damn, that's quick.
No.
I'm about to entry. I got a flight in five hours.
Oh, go see it. Stay live until we're done with the food.
You want me to stay live until we're done with the pizza?
Yeah.
Brother.
I might fall asleep.
Oh.
You know what people are watching us right now?
Do you know how gravely we should be for this?
We're all, it's like the boys hanging.
When are we ever going to have this again?
The thugs, the clixtures, the brothers,
Hanging in the room together just drama alert to you is Lacey being reckless with a fire arm
What to sees the fucking wheelchair
Yes, I hit my shoulder on the fucking page
We actually treated that that's crazy
No shot you got your only fucking content is Lacey.
Throwing up a fire on him.
Was it loaded?
Dude, I think I'm too heavy to go to research and light it all up.
Dude, he's all scratched, bro.
Yeah, you're gonna get him a new wheelchair.
Your scratch is ring.
I'm the next time you get a new wheelchair, Lacey.
500 million.
Dude.
Yo, come on, bro.
He's heavy, man.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Enough to be stuck here forever, bro.
We can pull you where you want.
Give him a light go on TikTok.
150 million
But I'll be the most like tick-tock ever I think
Ten million likes I'll buy you a brand new
Well make it doable
Okay, two million likes I'll buy you a brand new
Oh please, you're so bad.
So scratch, bro, it helps me to reductate.
Okay, never mind.
So come on, come on, bro.
Do you ever want to say some
I can stand up if I'm gonna make sure, bro.
No, I'm not, how are you moving your legs?
Larper.
Like, you're pushing the wheelchair.
I'm not holding it, bro.
No, actually, how are you pushing the wheelchair
down to the floor?
I'm numb.
You're all moving, bro.
Like I'll say, God.
Facts, though.
Go to boogers. I'm not going to boogers, bro.
Why don't you just type that in the chat?
Please, why'd you type that?
Click's in the chat. I'm not winning FNCS ever. I'm probably gonna retire soon.
I never said bro, I just
Your print is showing
I'm not gonna lie you when I'm soft you can't see my print
I don't know I just when I'm when I'm soft you get us can't see my dick. It's so small
Well, you're a rocket buddy
Bro, I'm gonna I'm I talk about some time, but when I'm soft
I'm not kidding. It's like a turtle shell like the turtle head goes into the shell. It's probably like two
Maybe three inches max when I'm soft, but when I'm hard, it's like six point two
What the fuck? That's crazy. I was like copying parts. I'm maxed out at 6.3. Exactly. But
what do you do when you're soft? Yeah, exactly. It's a phone. Yeah. When you're soft, it's
a phone? When you're soft, it's a phone? No, when I'm hard. Soft? Are you crazy? How
How many fingers, bro?
Me?
Like, how many did you solve?
What, I solved?
Yeah.
Like, a key?
No.
I would say my middle finger.
My bad, shall I?
You can work with that.
Little take, like a thread.
Exactly.
Is Lacey drunk again?
What do you mean, again?
I hadn't been drunk in so long.
again fuck you buddy ask your grandma if I fucked her again
yo yo what why are you fucking talking about the granny
I eat a slice of pizza right now. I might explode
Yeah, I kind of noticed that when I come to Dallas either that hired drunk and then I just eat fucking
Yeah, it's my fucking fault you got a higher drug.
I was playing in one fucking place.
It is.
You don't do this in the library.
First thing on my Tik Tok for you, Paige,
is Fan Damage has clicked $650,000 for Ari.
Where do you see that?
First thing on my Tik Tok for you, Paige.
I got fucking shit in there.
Are you father viewing right now? Yeah
I
Can't get up
You want me to take your wheelchair and get the pizza
Is he going to get the fucking pizza?
Yeah, but I'm stuck right now.
Is he going to get the pizza?
I'm stuck.
You are a fucking fat chug.
You know what's unstable right now?
You can't test him anymore.
I'm not lazy.
Oh my gosh.
I've had too many shots and I'm stuck in one.
I don't want to get up in five hours.
Oh my.
Clicks!
Clicks!
Oh my god.
Clicks, what ping will I have if I play FNCS from here?
On West.
30.
30 on West?
That's better than what I have on West!
On God? I have 60, I play 60.
No you don't.
If I play Europe 30.
Do you not have fiber?
No, I play on internet.
But let me get a piece.
You're going to play?
Dude, I might just sleep here.
I like to stay here and wake up and play.
Can I have a piece of pizza, though?
Wait, I'm changing the flight.
Looky, looky, you're going to play?
Oh, actually, West while people have.
I'm 31 MS.
On West?
Two West, yes.
Wow.
I mean, one of my people.
All the PC shit though
Do I just fly back tomorrow night
Wait, is there anything we have to be back for there's a YouTube shoots the next day
The new YouTube shoot on the 28th look at the cheese pool. Oh, you're so what I do
It's okay, just put that up.
Move!
The cheese is falling off every time I get it.
I know, I hear peace though.
Look, how long have you been doing this?
I'm not spinning this, you get a piece.
Dude.
Is this pizza ass?
Oh my god.
Are you tall or are you lying?
No, I hit a bottle, I'll show you right now.
That's a small piece though.
That's a small ass piece though.
I see.
What?
Hardware lock. Thank you. No, I get a thank you
Do I just stay here tomorrow go live play finals and then leave at night
The fact that I have better ping here than in it
My setup I'm gonna like take all my I don't show anything
You go to what do you need?
Here like different keyboard and mouse
Yeah, I'll play on a different keyboard and mouse. Yeah
We'll promise you something you swear the pinks
What
I'll try to win on your setup
I thought that's better than playing on 60 paying wait why you want to see think we talk about that I don't have
Wi-Fi
Are you sure it's 60? I plan 30 on a Starlink and I live in the same guy's house
But there is crazy well, we don't have we don't have real internet
What do you find out? The world?
I have a T-Mobile router in my room.
It's not even a router. It's like a hotspot.
It's basically a phone hotspot.
Did you guys not check the house?
Nah.
No, it's just...
Really, but you're not streaming anymore?
I'm like playing any...
I'll just watch on your PC.
In your room.
I don't call, though.
I don't have a tournament for 17 days.
I think my coach of you will play bad.
She has a colvin's you can't have though.
I'm not with you.
What are you doing?
Listen, you lost one.
Just turn off the camera.
Turn off camera I'll spawn
Actually not a bad idea at all
Nobody's killing clicks and arc
That would be a fucking thing
I gotta see the pain first you was there flight tomorrow, right?
I'm gonna pull it forward, I'm gonna make it.
You have to clip, start to see that.
I can touch your mouse with a keyboard.
Your hands are lost.
I should sew it.
You know what?
Bro, you should let someone's dirty hands
touch the keyboard with a mouse so that it like resets it.
You know what, I mean like you have three weeks
on tour and you haven't won, maybe a little reset?
You have to work on it.
I don't know if it's up on it.
I'm a fool, bro.
Hey, what time is two o'clock here?
Four o'clock.
What floor?
Oh my god, I wouldn't have to wake up till like 1 p.m.
Anyone have to go on the flight?
No flight, no wake up?
You found the AC2, it's true, my bad.
Click, it's right next to you.
Start the right button.
Right, yep.
One more.
Well, I'm not doing a 24 hour y'all on drugs
Right
Yeah, let me drive it right now clicks I could be the kids
I'm not doing 24 hours straight.
What?
That I cannot do.
How long are you going to left for right now?
10 hours.
I found that one.
Boo!
Right, shut up!
So you guys need their slice tomorrow night.
He's a good assistant.
Have you seen my pizza change?
I've already checked it.
Stop playing with your dick.
Anyone want another pizza?
Do you have a PC?
I'm not doing it right now.
Another piece of pizza doesn't sound like a terrible idea.
Maybe wash it down with another sugar.
I'm a fucking baddie.
Which one?
I'm just gonna put it up for him.
He's got pizza on his keyboard.
Fuck, I got sauce.
Shut the fuck up.
No you didn't.
Fuck, it's not.
It's on the key key.
No, we need it to be.
You got pizza sauce on his keyboard?
No, you better be joking.
I'm gonna stay as you're not joking.
What's that?
What's that to you?
I don't think we're gonna wear our landing tomorrow.
I actually don't.
Archmage.
You think?
Mm-hmm.
Archmage.
Tuzzy?
You know, Arch still wants to win, right?
He doesn't want to just...
...done.
Oh, God.
Let's see if he answered my DM.
We have 42 to last 42 is better than my pain much in settings
Wait. That's where we're landing?
I mean
Don't try not to lie all the people in the chat that are spamming 24 hours you guys are weird motherfuckers
Where your job is to sit and fucking do nothing normal why do they want to watch another grown man sleep?
I'm noble.
Well, you need to do that to me.
You don't want me to sit and don't eat.
Yeah, but that's weird.
Wait a minute.
What if they want to leave at 28?
If they want to leave at 28, they're tomorrow night.
Tomorrow night.
Oh, that's funny.
All right
I'm fasting starting now
The 32 hours, 36 hours
We said this last time after we ate 10,000 calories
We did, we actually did my god
Last time
Every time you're here we eat like 10,000 calories
Then you tell me you're fasting
No, 12, 12, 17, I'm telling you all right
I'm telling you stop watching
Harder than I'm gonna get some panties
What? No
It's only true
Right now the latest fight is 425
Let me check the other airport.
What's the other airport called, the love one?
Lovefield.
Lovefield.
Lovefield.
I don't have a print.
My dick is tucked in to my underwear.
I told y'all it's only an inch when I'm hard.
Where's the pizza?
Right there.
North East.
Be there.
Yeah, there's going to be another flood on this area.
Okay, what about-
I could get a different airline, but then we're gonna probably lose money on this.
You will lose money on your child credit. Is it American?
No.
What is it? That's a-
Southwatt?
Southwatt?
Wait, that doesn't show up on us anymore.
Yeah, but I didn't get the insurance, because you know what I mean.
Oh, no, not 28!
Wait, I think the insurance means to get the money back in your account.
Yeah, I know.
But
You have better pain at home that's literally not true. I'm on 50 to 60 pain back in LA
I don't get that.
Are you playing here?
I'm about to find out.
I'll set up the board.
8.55pm, land at 10.05pm.
Tomorrow?
Yeah.
That wouldn't work.
What time do you need to be done by?
You'll finish at 5.
No.
It's only at 4.
10pm, land at 11.40pm.
Oh yeah, 10pm wouldn't work.
Land at 11.40pm, LA time?
P.M.?
Yeah.
Wow.
What the hell are you from?
No, that's 3R, yeah.
That's where I'll include, like, some of the real ones.
I'm not 30ping at home, bro.
Y'all are tripping.
Bro, I really think you are.
I'm not.
Do you want to play with my Starlink instead of your internet?
So I'm 30 ping on starter.
In creative, I'm 55 ping.
So what's the difference between 30 ping and 40 ping?
Or I fly home in five hours.
That sounds so bad.
I mean, to be honest, I want West to do a cash-dote
centric thing with the Alms on my knees.
All I'm seeing is 24 hours.
That's a different way.
You good?
Could you just get a jet back,
then we can leave whenever we want.
Who's paying for a jet back?
You after you win the $800 in the Fortnite tournament.
Who's there?
is it even 800 it might be like five it's three thousand yeah for first no but
then taxes so now it's two thousand three thousand split for first oh
$200 that's pretty well you can ask go work at nine
You have a writing slot though.
Uncom?
No.
Common news then.
Oh, top boys?
Oh yeah, we're splitting.
No.
You're fighting?
Yeah.
What the fuck is he thinking?
Art wants to fight.
You're right.
We fight.
He can beat these people in the fight.
I trust Art.
I trust you.
How much water have you drank from today or uh how much water did I drink a ton?
Listen, I think I'm probably gonna go to sleep how much time do we got to leave for
the airport?
Can you just make your decision now?
What time do we have to leave for the airport?
You have to leave at 4.
4.30.
Yeah, probably something like that.
What actual time?
4.30.
Why do you need a very...
We got six, get there at five, 30 minutes later.
Let me look.
You got to leave in three hours?
It takes off, it boards at six 30s,
so we probably get there at like.
Five 30.
Yeah, five 30s, five 45s.
So we have to leave here at five?
I mean, it's about 20, 20, 30 minutes.
So I can get five hours of sleep, four hours of sleep.
What time is it?
12 30.
Well, I guess I'll be in this piece of room.
There's too many calories to me.
They said, watch VOD, you're on 25 to 34 ping.
So I don't know where you're getting 60 ping.
What's MS?
25 to 34.
Wait, you're MS?
25 to 34?
I think the chain is just your one.
I don't know, bro.
I thought I was on 60 ping.
When I play, I swear it says 60 ping.
Maybe, but someone just said they'd left in the VOD.
I
Thanks wants you to stay
Imagine if I win tomorrow, you know, crazy. I mean you would
If I'm blind, I'd be behind your side of the screen.
Do we watch Q-Wing across the wall?
Dude, we would bite versus it.
You know how you used to spy on me in tournaments?
Bro, if you play with face came off tomorrow, and we play here, you could actually win.
I'm not kidding.
Yeah, I can beat actually.
I'm not gonna lie.
You're probably gonna bring me some.
You can bring back that.
I'd be moving crazy on those brand new keybinds.
I know. Better paying?
You're doing it pretty well.
I've been moving insane on these brand new keybinds, Jack.
I've got to stop eating this pizza, bro.
Sure.
How about I go to bed? What you doing, bro?
I'm probably going to just take my flight.
Yeah.
I'm going to see you on July 12th.
For what?
Oh.
For a program.
Ha ha ha.
It's not announced.
Huh?
It's not announced.
Hey, W announced me.
Didn't Jinxie say it?
Nobody even knows our duo is here.
I know, but I'm gonna see you there.
I'll see you there.
I'm not playing with you, though.
I know, but I'm gonna see you there.
What's up?
I'm gonna shit on you.
I'm gonna shit on you.
Yeah, it's just a fucking put crumb to the root of your fat, Chad.
We were.
Why are you rubbing your fucking pizza fingers on a couch?
It was the third time you tried to end your stream.
Yeah, I'm about to end the stream and go to bed.
I had a flight.
Well, listen, I'm gonna be live tomorrow
For FNCS division one finals, bro, and I'm winning. Okay?
I'm winning
Yes, that's right. Lacey's gonna win a tournament. I know sounds crazy
Sounds crazy
Son
But hey, I don't really got the energy or anything for an outro tapcaps.com resock
Tomorrow night that's just gonna be gone so last
Feel like I got to go to the bathroom and puke right now
So I'm gonna see you guys tomorrow for finals, but I might be on over it might be a short stream tomorrow
I love y'all join a Twitter com
Exclamation mark clipping in the chat and I miss you guys tomorrow
I'm not gonna throw up, I'm gonna throw up in my bathroom or anything, but I still am not gonna throw up.
Yeah, go throw up and throw them up.
I can't have seen them throw up.
Yeah, they see me.
They see me throw up.
They see me throw up in my bathroom or my mother's fucking life on me.