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💥 CORE PARTY CANCELLED 💥 CALLING AN AUDIBLE 💥 LETS MAKE SHIT SHAKE 💥 HERE TO SAVE THE DAY 💥 4TH OF JULY 💥 LETS GET IT 💥
07-04-2026 · 6h 47m
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I was just acting clean, shut up and bleedin'
That's what I'm doing, like, bein' cheap, believe me
I'm not a marketer, I'm not a marketer
Oh, hold on, I'm not a marketer
I can't hurt me, I'm still fucked up by thugs
Yo!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good
How y'all doin', bro? How y'all doin', bro?
How's everybody in the chat doin' today? How's everybody in the chat doin', man?
Um...
Listen, bro, um, I'ma keep it real, I'ma keep it on 100, I'ma keep it on 100
I'm gonna keep it a hundred, I'm gonna keep it a buck.
I'm gonna keep it a buck, man.
The core Fourth of July party today is officially canceled.
Yes, the Fourth of July party today has been canceled.
It has been canceled.
Now, listen, I don't know why it was sent out
on the part of full that it was because people didn't wanna
pay a certain amount of money or pay this
pay that. That was not the reason. Um, the reason it was canceled and I'm going to be
stride out, I'm going to be transparent. Um, there were just a few people who didn't
want to go to the party. And what the fuck is a core party? If all the core is not there.
So literally that simple had nothing to do with money, had nothing to do with not wanting
to pay this, not wanting to pay that. There was, there was a couple of people who weren't
fully into it, didn't want to go to the party, and what's the point of having a core party
if core's not there.
So the party did get canceled, unfortunately.
We still had to pay money for a lot of the stuff, like, so people saying, oh, it's about
money.
It's about, this is about that.
The person that said that it's about money, I mean, that person decides to go on their
Instagram story starts saying a bunch of random shit, bro.
I don't know.
We, we got the price down to five K each, but it honestly just came down
to some people not wanting to go to the party.
Um, but here's the deal.
Me, Jason and Ron are all live.
As you can see, all of us are live.
We're already here.
Um, and
We're gonna make shit shake up. We are going to make shit shake today
We are not going outside on 4th of July with nothing to do fuck the house
We got we are going to have a fun little gathering not a party
Not anything crazy just gonna have some people pull up to the crib and have a fun little gathering a little get together
At the crib with some people
That's pretty much it. That's pretty much it
Why did it get canceled? I just explained why I got canceled. It's not that big of a deal, bro
And at the end of the day, I'm not trying to be an asshole not trying to be an asshole
but if you are if you are
Genuinely upset that you do not get to watch other people party through a screen
My friend
You need to go outside
Go to your own Fourth of July party
drink some alcohol and get some bitches doing because
There are people who are genuinely upset rug message. Oh
Rug said
Didn't actually get canceled should I turn around and go back home? Okay
FaceTime rug
Starting a FaceTime call to rug
I'm not a party.
Rock.
Listen, dude.
So the party did get canceled.
Okay.
The party did get canceled.
But we are having a little get together a friendly, not a party,
because we're not allowed to have a party here,
like a nice little fun just get together vibe at the crib if you want to pull up
so i wasn't actually on the way i was trolling but what are you guys doing this get together
today in a couple hours
damn i don't know if i'm gonna be able to make it bro
okay all right no just trolling i want to see if like you thought i was actually on the way
I thought you were I know I know but um but yeah I do happy for it okay all right rugg how was your uh
wait wait how's your ACL um oh silky just woke up nice uh it's not good man it's not good it's not
doing good right now silky just now finally answered in a group chat nice bro um it's not doing good
bro it hurts it hurts but i'm i'm thugging it out i'm getting through it yeah hopefully you have a
a good recovery. I found a cheat code that makes my knee feel better. What is it? Drugs
and alcohol. That's not good. Yeah. So yesterday I got really high and the pain went away.
And then tonight, so this is 4th of July, I'm going to get extremely drunk. I'm going
to get absolutely hammered. Unless it's prescribed, unless it's prescribed by your doctor, then
that's not good. Okay. All right, Lacey. I love you, bro. I'll see you soon. I'll see
you soon Rob.
Happy four and five.
Happy four and five, bye.
WPR, minus five sponsors.
Listen, I'm gonna be honest,
I think me, Rod and Jason,
even though we're in the same house,
we should hop in a call
and figure out the exact plans for today.
Cause I'm gonna tell y'all straight up,
we are not allowed to have a party at this house, okay?
We have been, we are not allowed
So we have a party at this specific house,
but my question, what is considered a party?
Okay, like what is considered a party and what is why?
Basically after Jason's birthday party,
if there's another party at this house,
we may be facing eviction.
Why are y'all saying GG?
Why are y'all saying GG?
Why are y'all saying GG?
Hold on.
I got to ask chat.
I got to ask chat.
I got to ask chat, GBD.
Chat, GBD.
What do you consider a party?
Ah, good question.
What do you consider a party?
Ah, good question.
So a part is basically a distinct component or piece of something larger.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What do you consider a party?
Ah, got it.
Yeah, so I think of a party as a social gathering where people come together to celebrate, have
fun, maybe share food, music, and just enjoy each other's company.
Of course, parties can be big or small, formal or casual, so it really depends on the vibe.
Okay, well what makes a difference between a social gathering or a small get-together and a party?
Ah, that's a great distinction. I think a party usually has a more defined celebratory purpose,
like a birthday, a holiday, or some big event, and often involves more people and a bit more
structure, like music, decorations, and sometimes a theme. A small get-together or social gathering
is more relaxed. Just a few friends meeting up, maybe just hanging out, with no big agenda.
So how many people would you say have to show up for it to be considered a party?
Yeah, there's no super hard number, but generally once you start hitting maybe 10 or more people,
it feels more like a party. If it's just a handful, like, you know, three to five,
it stays in that casual hangout zone. But once you cross that 10-person mark,
that's when the party vibe kicks in.
I mean, yeah, I don't think I don't I don't think there's gonna be an issue here.
We're not like we're not gonna have it's not a party it's just gonna be a fun little like
oh few friends hanging out having fun.
Ron wants to call.
Tell Ron call me on discord bro.
round call me on discord stable and Jason you're stuck upstairs brother do you
think I can't crawl down the stairs and get my wheelchair downstairs if I want to
do that I can also chat I don't know if y'all saw but I was featured in the newest
This beta squad video, it's a very, very good video, like a really good video.
It already has almost half a million views in five hours, which is insane.
But I was in this video and I'm just going to say, I put on a masterclass.
I'm not going to spoil or say too much, but I highly recommend going and watching this
video.
I genuinely put on a masterclass.
It's like it was an IRL murder mystery as you can see by the title.
I actually cooked.
I actually cooked, bro.
I cooked.
I guess you did.
Brother, go watch.
Go fucking watch.
I flew to LA for the party.
Listen, I can still invite Pilate.
I can still invite Pilate.
True to get together, bro.
I can invite Pilates and to get together.
What?
Kai's tweet?
Oh yeah, I'll react to Kai's tweet.
I'll react to Kai's tweet.
Kai.
Stream July 6th at 8 PM EST.
Be there.
Student and professor reveal July 6th.
YouTube and Twitch.
Hold on now.
YouTube and Twitch so misty all so let me ask y'all a question do you guys think I'm
gonna be accepted to Shriver University be honest that you can't go go I don't
care if I'm in a wheelchair I don't care if I just got out of surgery I don't
care if I can't even stand up. You best believe if I get accepted as the hall
monitor, I'm going. I will roll around the hallways in my wheelchair and still
put belt to ass and make sure that school is situated, bro. I will still make sure
that university is situated even if I'm rolling around in a wheelchair. People
are gonna take me serious no matter what. How are you gonna chase people? They're
gonna steal your wheelchair. Nobody's stealing my wheelchair. I'm gonna have
electric. Yo, if I get accepted to Streamer University as a hall cop, I will get asked by an
electric wheelchair just for that. Just for that, I will buy the electric wheelchair.
You're going to get shoved into a locker. You guys, you guys take me as a joke. You guys take
me as a joke. Y'all think I'm, y'all think I'm some bum that's going to get shoved in lockers.
Wrong dude. You got the wrong dude.
They will take your wheelchair, brother, if someone takes my wheelchair, I promise Dean
Sanat is expelling them.
Dean Sanat is going to expel them, bro.
Any other reactions?
Any other reactions?
The quietest people often carry the heaviest stories.
Do not mistake their silence for emptiness.
the hearts have simply learned to speak without words.
Okay.
I called Santa Cruz.
You didn't answer.
W 40 K party.
Listen, here's the deal, bro.
And tell me if I'm wrong.
Tell me if I'm wrong.
Brother, in order to have a good time, you don't need all this extra hooten and hollering
shit.
In order to have a good time, all you need is people, music, good vibes, food and alcohol.
That's all we need.
That's literally all we need.
So let's have a fun little get together outside Fourth of July.
Let's invite some people.
Still some burgers and hot dogs on the grill,
and let's get some alcohol,
and let's get absolutely plastered.
I don't care if this get together turns out
to be a complete flop and nobody shows up.
As long as I get hammered tonight,
we are gonna have a good time.
Facts, I don't care.
We on the way and I'm not going to lie
if there's anybody an LA that
wants to come to this party.
You're more than welcome to come too.
I'll drop the addie.
I'll drop the addie.
If anybody wants to come, anybody
wants to come but we cannot have too
many people here because we're
not having a party.
We're having a night.
No not a party.
Not a party.
Not a party party party party party.
The parties cancelled the party is cancelled.
I'm saying if anybody wants
to come hang out if anybody
wants to come to the hangout,
you're more than welcome to come
to the hangout, okay? You're more to welcome to come to the hangout.
Pilots almost there? Bro, let me call Pilots. Let me call Pilots. FaceTime
Who is Landlord FaceTime Pilots?
Yo pilot!
What's up man?
Listen bro, um, so I have bad news.
Yeah, I also have bad news.
Okay, you want to go first you want me to go first? Yeah, I'm at a Mexican restaurant right now and I just ordered nine
Heratias with Hennessy shots in it, but I'm getting blacked out right now. I just got off my flight
Okay, so maybe skip the alcohol right off the bat. Nope. It's already ordered already paid for it
Okay, what's your bad news? So my bad news is the core part. I have more bad news. Okay. What is it?
I paid $1,200 a fly down here and I have nothing to do besides
hunt like Mexican cameraman. Okay. Hotel room's not ready and
that old man was giving me lid. I almost jumped over the
counter, shook him down and beat the fuck out of him. All
right, you can go with your bad news. So, my bad news is you
paid $1,200 a fly to LA to come to the core party and it's
It's just like, but here's, we have more of a news though.
Okay.
I do have a Parley, Morocco to be Canada and then France to win.
Morocco won if France wins.
It's $1200.
Nabs paid for it.
Not bad, but I have good news.
I'm calling for to give good news.
So the party got canceled, but me, Ron and Jason are having a
little get together with friends at the house.
Just not a party, not a party, just like a little get together, you know, not too many people are
going to show up, not, not because, you know, we're not allowed to have a party. So, you know,
just, just some friends, we're going to drink, throw some burgers and hot dogs on the grill and
enjoy a nice Fourth of July. So. Okay, what's up? Wait, am I part of the friends? Yes,
Burger, you're invited. I'm inviting you right now. Really? Yes. All right, well, we have bad news.
okay I don't say this I'm sharing but I have an illegal Mexican immigrant like
He's gonna be like camera manning or what do you mean?
Listen if you just have him holding the camera
Hi, yeah, yeah, he doesn't he doesn't speak much
Hola
Oh, he's at the table. I'm sure you're gonna pick it over there. Okay. He's sitting by himself
Okay, cool. Yeah, I'll text you the details. Okay, pilots, make sure you're there. Hey, and if you have any like friends or a girl, you want to bring, you know, just a, just a couple friends, you have any friends, you have any friends.
No. Okay. Well, I'll text you the details. All right, bro.
I'm not sure what to do.
Um, should we hop on a call?
Should we hop on a call?
Jason, Jason, uh, Ron, should
we hop on a little call?
Maybe go to their streams.
Hold on.
Uh, Ron.
Okay.
Ron is doing nothing.
Jason is on Twitch.
Epic just got black bolt.
Real quick
Got a top
Broke this thing someone has done around you
You're already living in this dream after being sent to Port Shackview from here to go buddy
This is the best room I've ever come to
Show my toilet paper at my mama house, I live at my heart
Greg, what's wrong with you boy?
The broke this thing someone has done around you
Show my toilet paper at my mama house, I live at my heart
Greg, what's wrong with you boy?
I'm not listening to you
Show that thing someone has done around you
Ron said go?
Today, today can be fixed, okay?
Today, be honest, be honest with me.
Just be honest with me.
Type yes or no in the chat.
Are you mad at me?
No.
Okay, good.
Because I don't know what the fuck you'd be mad at me for.
I don't know what the fuck you could possibly be mad at me for, bro.
I'm going to be back.
Hold on Jay hold on.
Dude I cancelled all my family's plans for your party.
If you canceled your real life.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, your son.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, what's good, shakers?
What did you just call me?
I called you a shit shaker.
Well, well, well, hey boys, if it isn't the big three.
Yeah.
Sittin' up.
I canceled my entire family reunion for this party.
Sittin' up.
Just wait.
Bro, we don't even want Sittin' to pull up anyway, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
We good off.
Hey, we're gonna have to hit him.
Hey boys, listen, we may have lost the party,
but the party hasn't lost us.
Why don't we bring the party to us?
Yes, yes.
All right, Beth, all right, Beth.
Let's go some shit at Drew's shit, make some shit shake.
Let's fill it out.
We'll get it here.
We'll get it in the party, the Lacey's room.
Since Lacey is in mobile.
No, but here's the thing, right?
We got told that we're not allowed to throw a party
in our house.
We're gathering, bro.
Why don't we throw a party in the guest house?
Okay, hold on.
That doesn't count as the actual house.
Guys, we are not allowed to throw a party on our property,
but we are not throwing a party, okay?
This is not a party by any means.
This is a hangout.
Kickback.
A kickback.
A hangout.
How many people usually go through a kickback anyway?
Like, bro, like 100.
I heard like 200, 300.
Yeah, like 200.
That's not even bad, bro.
Yo, what's the worst that could happen with what we get kicked out of our fucking house? No
No, bro. No, fuck now. We have to move to Orange County and go fucking to see sign every single day on stream
Like no, wait, why is they see laughing? Yo, Sina Sina Sina
Stop typing in my chat. Yeah. No, so I'm just trying to figure out so like how many people we are getting a call from Lace
Yo, what's up, bro?
We need hot dogs. We need burgers. We need Mike. We need Mike's heart. We need vodka.
Yo, ladies, a lot of alcohol. I mean, hey, hey, hey, excessive amount of alcohol.
What type of vodka?
Jason wants tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila.
Oh, we're drinking.
And we also need a bunch of weed. We're cross-fading ourselves. We're going to do some crazy shit
tonight.
Where's the alcohol we already paid for?
Not that piece of shit.
Yo, yo, I'm gonna try and see if we can still get an alcohol, bro.
I don't know.
We paid for it.
We buried it.
God damn it, we better get that alcohol.
Yeah.
Bro, tonight, guys, tonight's about to be a fucking movie.
We'll just handle it.
We're gonna have the chat putting cinema in our streams today.
We're gonna create a fucking movie, bro.
We're gonna create a fucking movie.
We have everything needed for a gathering here at the core group.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's just call some people.
Okay.
So we already had like 300 people pulling up.
We could fight like half that.
Jason, not a bad shout.
Could you send a little blast text?
That's what I was saying.
So why don't you just send a blast text?
Why don't we just put the address as like broad lawn
or something that we just meet there?
Like I'm dead at like, what is the word?
It's a public road.
That's what I'm saying, what do we do?
What do we do a kickback at the coldest second broad lawn?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, bro, like who's going to actually stop us?
That's a public street.
What, we can't hang out there?
It's like, come on, bro.
Bro, we could do this.
We have to make the best out of a bad situation.
Let's just do drugs and Bob put the guys.
I love it.
I fucking love you, dude.
And also, we could lie too, bro.
I mean, honestly, we could put in our title, like, oh,
Jakesy pulling up, XQC pulling up, Kites and Nats
debuting his get to back stream at ours.
You know what I'm saying?
You're like, what the genius.
I chose to be just took a flight to us.
So you know what I'm saying?
We could send that blast text right now.
Just be like, yo, we have big streamers going on.
Oh, and send it to, and send it, send it to.
Hey, Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
You know, like that, you hit some stickers?
Yeah, nice TikTok stickers.
Oh, we got a part,
all three of us got to form some stickers today.
Yeah, I'm not going to want to, bro.
Okay, so what, what, so like,
who are y'all thinking about inviting?
Bro.
I can't invite, I can't invite,
we can get, we can get, we can invite like,
You can get courage JD might be down.
He might be down.
Okay.
Um.
Joey Parker.
Okay.
Not.
I mean, sure, dude.
He clicked the subboard.
Sure, bro.
I'm on the subboard.
Keep the stocks check.
I mean, definitely gotta get OSCS.
Okay, gotta get OSCS.
Don't pull up.
Um, Pyle just notified Matt, notified me.
He actually flew to LH at a party.
He said, okay, I'm gonna go get him.
He said, okay, I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
Okay.
I'm gonna go get him.
Okay.
I'm gonna go get him.
He actually flew to LA for the party, so he's going to pull up.
He said he has narcotics.
So we have pilot pulled up with narcotics.
Could invite Greg.
Could invite Greg.
Greg, I got it.
Greg!
Could invite Greg.
Greg is a new home, bro.
Could invite Greg.
Let's see here.
What else, bro?
Epic?
No?
No, not Epic.
Pepsi said he's down to pull up, bro.
That's not bad at all.
Tony Jefferson might pull up.
I can call T. Jeffsy if he wants to pull up.
Okay, so if they pull up, what happens, we just get drunk and just Bob?
No, I think we just tell everyone that we're hosting the biggest party at our crib and
then when they pull up, we just like, you know, chill in the backyard, make them think
that something, you know, hey bro, no one's got to really know what we're about to do.
It's not a party, it's not a party.
Oh, it's a get back, a get back.
Yep, a get back together.
Yes, just a get back.
Hang on, bro.
I'm kicking back.
I'm kicking back, yes.
Kick back.
Yeah, it's a get back, bro.
Invite Yaxle Lendemurge. Yo, do you guys think it's an NBA player that's going to pull into the fucking house and go to a party, dude?
I got someone named R15Star trying to pull up. If you want, he's in my chat.
There is one other option. And that's sending the party blast text. Not a party, but maybe saying, hey guys, the party.
Throw the party. Let's just fucking throw the same party. We're gonna throw a bro
Let's just have the chat donate for our content. Okay, bro
Right guys, like if you guys want to see it, let's just all donate $50,000 to Jason the ween right now
I like that
Oh
The most
plus one, plus one, who else, who else lives in California that we can invite maybe like in the area?
All right, bro, let me, bro, let's get Senna going, let's get Senna.
Hey, Senna here?
Senna's in California?
No, she's not, bro.
She's like, thank God, bro.
She's like faking it, I'm not gonna lie, I'm just faking it.
Could invite Coke?
She wants to go see Yay instead.
There's some bullshit there, instead of going to the core.
Could invite Rock in there saying, um, this is not a bad idea.
Who lives in Calabasas?
Oh, Max Kedars in LA.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I invited him.
He was gonna pull up.
Hit him, tell him to pull up to the crib
or I'll have people here.
I bet, I bet.
Could invite, could invite,
Rugg was only three and a half hours away.
Could invite Rugg.
Yeah, I just got the phone with Rugg.
Rugg was halfway on his way up here for the party today.
No one told me I was canceled apparently.
Oh my God, bro.
Yeah, I mean, bro, we used to do that as like,
like what that's fucked up I'm not as fucked up I'm dead out serious it is
it's really fucked up and it actually makes me mad and when I get mad bro I
get angry and no one wants to see me angry because when I get angry I get upset
and when I get upset I become rude should we invite laser marling John
rocket and Russell you just sound like you just named a terrorist
organization but like like what the fuck are you talking about bro like what
What if we just find a party and take over and claim it at the hours?
Guys, please stop asking to invite Chloe Parker. I'm going to just ban you.
Where are you?
I guess, sending a party blast? See, the issue with that is if we sent the party blast, that would redirect 2,000 people to the courthouse.
So I don't know if that's the right idea chat.
Bro, no, that's a chat.
What's the seat that's the chat you're gonna get?
I'm gonna sit at the party.
I'm gonna sit at the party glass then if you're not.
I'll get Haskell.
Let me take Haskell there.
Haskell can pull up.
Yeah, Haskell there, bro.
Okay.
You trying to comment too.
Could get Ray, you know, Ray's corrupted.
He'll combine it.
Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray.
Ray said he's down to combine it, you know what I'm saying?
No, no.
I
You know I'm saying I could invite could invite late ladies getting alcohol right now
You know could have ladies as a not a cameraman. He could like oh Dean does live in LA or LA. He lives in LA
So we couldn't invite Dean. Oh
Okay
Okay
Like y'all little friend
Guys we have to just come to the conclusion. What are we doing right now?
Yo listen, we need to just take over someone else's and just claim it as ours like no one
But you see our house right now. No, no one's no one's well
We got to go to someone else and just ruin their shit and make it about us
I don't know bro. I don't know who's going one bro anyone in the chat. Oh, yeah, it's not throwing one
They're doing like a fake like it's like it's not it's not real
Wait, what are they doing? What they announced? They said they're doing like a footage life party party by called Arke and he said like he's doing some little
Well, they're done before the party would have what if we just text blast, you know tell them to put the new
Wait, let me call real quick. I should just make another call. I'll call you. We'll call you
Now let's go to Newport chat with Jason the fucking wing king of all Asians where every single second a kid comes up
Yo, you you see
Heard something on a party today
Oh, shit, a party, man.
A party with a thong.
What?
OK, well, what are y'all throwing today?
Well, turn something on the ground.
You know, maybe something on the ground.
And I'm probably going, you know, shoot a couple of fireys.
Oh, you're going to shoot?
Oh, yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm not getting arrested.
OK, well, we might be throwing some shit if y'all
trying to put love.
What's up?
We might be throwing a rager.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, tell him, tell him, yo.
Is it a-
Yes, yes, you told a big ass party!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Tell him we could, tell him we could help
set up a party for him.
Big ass party, PA, R and T1, party.
We're sending a text blast to y'all's new crew.
See y'all soon.
Shit, no, no, no.
Bro, let's just fucking do it.
What's the worst that happens, man?
I'm dead ass serious.
A thousand people go to his house?
Bro, that sounds like a fucking MOV.
IE, bro, that sounds like a-
Movie bro, like what happens if you light fireworks in Calabasas?
Yeah, you will go to jail you will get executed and you'll probably pay more taxes somehow
We'll be honest with you the last time that there was fire here. It did not end well
so
Yeah, I
Love you stable or not. Oh, your body looks amazing. What's your workout routine? Um, I'm dropping a course on my routine pretty soon
So don't worry who said that y'all can y'all can look like me. That was just a fake chat. I feel like a fake gas paint chatter, maybe
Guys we got a really fake man, so I mean bro. We got to make some private exit and drew her today
Bro, that's what I'm trying to say like chat like do y'all want to see us go to a party get drunk
Oh, bro. Let's just fucking throw a party in the guesthouse and ruin the guesthouse. That's where we get drunk
Okay back whatever, bro. Yeah, okay, okay, babe
Okay, thank you send the text message to a thousand people right now that a party is at our house and tell them the gate codes
Tell them everything bro. I fucking do this row. Let's shut up. What are we scared? Hey the word say the word out there
I said it right now
So we're sending text blasts to our house at what time?
Right now bro
Four o'clock four o'clock no bro because we gotta do it right now. Just play our job
way bro what we okay what's the worst case scenario we get kicked out oh no
bro oh no we disband like come on let me know let me know wait no show that
there's no address but I can type the address in
instead it takes what yo guys party is still going on let's get lit at the
I mean, there's 375 people approved, 548 people pending, I'll accept everybody pending, I'm
not how many how many how many how many I'm not even kidding.
If my workers didn't cancel this, this would have been the biggest party ever, right?
This would have been like actually absurd 400 people are accepted and usually people bring
plus one so that would have been like that actually would have been like
bro let's just fucking do it man you know what let's just fucking do the old
house who's with me guys what is that each like 15 bands 13 bands
bro 8000 miles for hot dogs bro who gives a fuck
who gives a fuck like sure that money's probably going straight to
fucking televieve but like who cares bro like let's just fucking like
bro let's get these fucking 10 000 hot dogs let's get this 40 000
like i'm ready bro like i'm trying to get
Shaking I bet I bet I'm gonna I'm gonna send the text blacks. So don't don't be a fake demon
I'm gonna do it bro. If I'm a fake demon may God kill Lacey himself like
Oh, how about we just take some of that we attach a fire to Lacey's fucking wheelchair
We say back it up Lacey get a hundred million you fucking ticked off the movie
Like that's what I'm gonna say, bro like back up Lacey back up like and then we just let it
Oh my god, that would be a movie, bro.
Just short of the list.
Wait, let me see who's approved on this shit.
Let me look at this.
Can you read some of the names?
Yeah, I have.
Approved?
Yeah, read some.
W. A.
W. Ron, I can't wait how much weight you've lost.
Wait, should I just screen share?
No, no, no.
Can we hand pick, select what people would have sent the text last to?
Bro, I mean, we could just...
Yeah, we can.
Um, I mean Tari, Tari, yummy was gonna come. Oh, okay. Not a bad shout, not a bad shout. Okay, so we can, we can
Yeah, probably yummy. Will you see me down?
Maybe men who wear sandals need to die. Oh my god. What?
Too slimy was gonna come!
I'm not even king boys I'm actually not why did you cancel the party yo dumbass I
I didn't cancel the party!
Bro, is deadass too slimy, bro?
No, now I'm ass-
I'm not-
Oh my god, now I'm actually mad.
Now I'm actually mad.
When I get mad, bro, I get angry.
And when I get angry, I get fucking furious.
Here's a crazy thought.
Can we just send a text to us and say
party's back on, show up to this address
whenever we're going to be going all day
and we just go to the house?
Bro, fuck that shit!
Let's fucking put a crypto coin all over the fucking house and let's just go bro. I don't give a fuck anymore
I did I still give a fuck anymore. Let's go bro to slimy is gonna be there
Bro, let's just fucking do it man. Just fucking do it. What bro just fucking do it
Guys I have to go take a shit. I'm gonna wheel my way to the bathroom
No
Yeah, go ahead bro. Now my whole chat of cinnamon cane segment. Yo, please stop. What is payment?
Don't hurt yourself, bro
No, I can hear you bro
Yes, I did take your toilet paper. I do have your toilet paper
No way no way to stop I'm not even kidding bro. Can we actually put it back on I'm not kidding
I'm like Dennis Dennis bro Dennis tell Jeremo put a gambling website all over the
square I don't give a fuck anyone else follow me tell him bro yes pick up
bro pick up I don't give a fuck yo
as Jeremo we could slam a gambling website all over the party and rehost it
All right, so the alcohol is in Long Beach and they
So our alcohol wait, can we get the alcohol still said to our house
I mean
Okay, you just ask him if we can
Fuckin
10k hot dogs
I'm even kidding is this a generational cell bro like we did
No, man, I'm actually mad when I get mad I get angry when I get angry I get furious bro
I'm looking through this shit. I don't give a fuck it. Lacey thought on the stairs in the wheelchair, bro
Figure it out, bro
What would the diamond just tell him get up? I mean, bro, like it was dead as a movie bro. It was dead as a movie
Oh, think about it, bro, we were gonna have
Climbing pull up. We were gonna have fucking stable Ronaldo pull up. We would have Betsy pull up like this would be see
Oh my god, bro
Yeah
Okay, I'm not even trying to be funny. Is there not a way that we can dead ass just get that party back on if we just find someone to put money up?
Um, because now it's not about money. It wasn't about the money at first, but now since it's just us three, we got to figure this out. We're gonna make some shit shake.
Listen, bro, do you have anybody got two slimy's contact mirrorless just have a pull up to the, uh, juice, juice, they get stops.
Does anybody in here have two slimes fucking number anybody got to slimy
Let me ask you to me so there's no way we just like I do we gotta get I'm not
even kidding well we got to get that party back on if I bro we got to get
that party back on I'm not kidding I'm very I'm realizing now that we're on
stream I'm dead ass we gotta get that party back on we have to bro we have to
Who's this? Yeah, bro? Hello?
Yeah
This guy's on the shithole bro. Oh, they see bro, please. I'm dead. I said, let's see. Do you sit when you Pino what?
Do you see my first?
It's my first shit since I got hurt
I feel I'm pretty sure the shit is smearing on my butt cheeks. I can't close my legs fully
Well, at least I don't want to wipe your ass, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
I got you.
I'm deadass, my god!
I'm going to go in my ass!
Lacey, I'm not coming in there to wipe your fucking ass.
You're a grown man.
Elf friend.
Yeah, no.
Elf fucking friend.
Elf friend.
Elf friend.
Elf fucking friend.
Elf fucking friend.
I'm dead.
Elf fucking friend.
Elf fucking friend.
Because I would have done it.
I would have done it.
Oh my god, bro.
I'm actually so mad right now.
I'm not even kidding. I'm gonna put on wrong. I'm gonna make a quick call. I'm dead. That's gonna make a quick call
Hey fellas, I'm gonna start drinking. No, no, don't look on the toilet you fucking
I'm gonna make a call bro. I'm gonna make a call to dream. Oh, I'm gonna I'm just gonna I'm gonna make a call, bro
Make a call
You're on. Oh, I'm locked. Okay. No, I'm calling again Brown. Good for how did you do it? You did a FaceTime?
Yo, yo, yo, Drainmo bro tell I'm dead ass serious. I'm live right now so they can hear you but low
Bro get a fucking game of sponsor throw it on the fucking monitors. Whatever bro. Let's get that fucking party up tonight, bro
Two slide me was gonna be there
about it anywhere I was like wasting a week of my life doing it and now like the day
I wake up it's canceled and like now I have to deal with people telling me like oh it's
canceled and I cancel a bunch of vendors like well the day doesn't only cancel
like everything's just it's not it's closed
you feel me? no two slobby's what I'm hearing
I got this shit on you know no yeah you guys are like we can't hear you
Yeah, you guys are right, bro. We did that bro. No, it wasn't it wasn't us. It wasn't us who the fuck
Oh
We don't need anybody but ourselves to handle this shit. We have the part of food. I had I can send the text blast anywhere
We need our let's go to a
What?
Who's throwing a party that we could merge parties with?
Bro, I'm telling you, oh,
Bro, just send the party thing to OSDS, that's wrong.
Who, what are they gonna say?
No, like, bro.
Come on.
How about this?
Um...
I don't know.
Gentry?
No, Gentry's just cooked.
We can, we can send it to a playground.
This is just...
We lost all hope, no.
Cause that's a public, that's a public area, right?
Let's have a bunch of shrunk adults go to a playground and get hammers basin. I tell you get put on a list dude
I'm just throwing ideas out
The beach I said it to the beach. Yes, bro. Like let's just fucking go bro. I'm telling you it's 20 minutes away
We could just go to fucking no like the code house. Where's their house their house big enough to throw a party
Let's just fucking throw it there, bro. Let's just
I bet I bet I make me call
Oh
Seaside, yeah, bro. Let's see. That's like two and a half hours and also there'll be just a bunch of people that run
And Jason the wean tree like he's the price
Pro Pro Lacey get off the toilet
Yeah, that's clock our fist
Throwing a party as someone else's out bro, but that's okay. They want do they want content or not like seriously
bro let's just...
what if we just moved 4th of July a couple days?
oh wait
you're a fucking genius
wait what?
you know worst case scenario bro
I'm just gonna make hot dogs by myself
and get drunk bro
like if I have to go out
if I have to do this shit myself
bro I'm gonna go outside
make a couple hot dogs
and fucking drink
What?
I felt you could help me get up.
Brother, where the fuck did you fall?
I fell.
Where did you fall?
Wait, Ron, do you want to get drunk and have hot dogs?
Where did you fall?
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
He fell into the toilet.
Who's the 10th?
What?
I'm going a 10th of July party.
Yeah, who even invented and said it was on the 4th?
You were in the beta square video.
Yeah, guys, I know I was there. Yep. Thank you for telling me we need to find a house. I'm not picking up this over, bro
Let's just do our house, bro. Like who no one in this track gives a fuck if we get kicked out by the agent
I don't get I'm gonna do our house. I I'm down. I'm down bro. Let me call
Let me call Tori yummy and just invite her to the group, bro. Wait for guys. We have a small problem. Why what?
Hold on that. I'm going to call back
Hey, I was like I told me other rule. Oh my god, right?
I can't, man.
Boom, I have Drew fucking wipe your ass.
Like, isn't that what he's here for?
Throw a party at Kane.
It's like, oh, guys, no one is saying that.
Can't hear shit, fellas.
Oh, nice, bro.
No one's.
I'm just going to let some fucking.
Ah!
I don't have an echo booth.
Guys, I have an idea.
What?
What if, um, oh, I got nothing.
No, but that should look like
Wednesday evil for the paper.
Okay, hold on.
Here's the problem though.
What if we do,
if we do have a little get together at the house?
I'm at my house, my house.
Yo.
What's up?
Yo, AJ, look it.
Yo, can you step up with this?
Yeah, I can.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Are you up for something today?
We're about to get out some ice cream and then...
I got a way better idea for you.
What? Okay.
Let us use your house to throw a party.
Again, wait, are you...
Wait, don't throw the screen. I'll show you this crib right now.
You ready?
No, it's fine. It's fine. I don't need it.
Bro, I don't even need to see that.
Let's just close out some of the doors, throw a fucking party, make a movie.
Bro, do you want content or not?
Alright, bro.
Yo, champion, is it cooked?
Like, champion, is it fucked?
Is it absolutely cooked?
Okay, what if we throw the biggest party in this world?
Oh my god, let's start you want to throw the biggest discord party
Yeah, bro. What if we can't get shit shaken bro, what are we gonna quit?
Quitting is not an option bro quitting is an option for losers
Wait guys, tarry, I'm gonna stop that one. You gotta change everything
Damn, wait, Tara, you already pivoted to another party?
Tara, are you busy right now?
Yeah, I'm at a party.
Wait, where?
I'm about to send a text blast to his house.
Wait, send that addy.
Wait, send that addy.
How are we getting party mobs?
I got you yet. Thanks. Thank you, dad
Right everyone in their mom is fucking yo, Lacey. Can you please get your headset? I can't hear this I got more Drew's getting it
Oh, never mind Drew's at the store. Oh, go wheel yourself back. Bro. Go find it. Go get it, bro
Everyone their mom is having a fucking party and we're on discord right now with our face cams on you understand what's going on
Like do you understand where we are fucking crumbs?
We're lame. We lost all credibility, bro.
This is what I said, that's a resident evil party.
That's just a party for resident evil food, bro.
Y'all, I have an idea.
Please, bro, tell us your idea.
What if us three split a private jet and we take a private jet and just invite anybody
who wants to come and we get hammered and we rent and we get Fourth of July drunk on
a private jet?
I
Then we go to Vegas
Okay, let's bro. We have a combined IQ of like what am I listening right?
Bro we can figure this out we have a humongous IQ. Let's just fucking figure this out
What would okay? Let's not read our chat right now because we're smarter than our chat. Okay. I'm not reading out. Let's think
Let's think here. How can we do this?
I, the old, here's the negatives of if we just throw the get together at our house.
Okay. Number one, could get evicted. Number two, Marlon, Adap and Silky probably will
be pretty mad.
Oh my God. A hot dog just came, yo. I'm looking at Gilbert. All beers. They got beers.
Three burgers, a bag of chips, fucking alcohol, all on your car.
You brought, you bought.
Woo!
Yeah, 30.
One bag of chips.
Yeah, single bag of chips, yeah.
Hey bag of chips are you gonna use this bro?
Bro are we mad at them for trying bro at least they're in my it's in my bathroom in my room
Okay, let's think in there
Let's thank your man
Let's thank you bro like could do a VR chat 4th of July
Could do a 4th of July
You know what I'm saying?
In Lacey's room, we'd light a fire worker three in his room, you know what I'm saying?
Wait, are they gonna text message?
I say we throw a party in my room!
I gotta do something, man.
I'm not going, I'm not gonna sit here like a loser behind the camera.
We gotta go get lit, bro.
If it's just us, if we have to get drunk, we're getting drunk.
Alright, so, I mean, sorry.
I can't even walk. How do you want me to hop bro? I won't wheel you around the whole day bro. I'm gonna wheel you around
Let's just wheel you around
Bro, let's put our swimsuits on and fucking go. It's all I'm trying to say bro. Let's do it like we go a lacy
Oh man, who's told you can't stream a viewer sub-up viewers, bro
Oh, cool right now. No, no, no, you can't you can't stream those parties. They do like hella drugs
We do fucking drugs
Yo guys, I don't know if you guys have autism in this chat. I like you guys are spamming other people's house
I'm not throwing a party at Raiden's house. Like are you guys retarded?
So we live on a massive property at the end of a mountain and we can't throw a party
I'm gonna bend you guys. Can you guys just trust us that like we should we try it? Okay?
Like we're trying to we're trying to even count it right now like before this happened before
we even went live or we were sitting there for an hour like the Druski even ties were
He's like this and we were literally just fucking like thinking bro. We were literally just thinking
Simple as that bro. And now we're here and let's fucking do this, bro
Let's fucking do this man
Like what am I gonna do bro high sloth I
It's not watching me anymore, bro. I just let's do this. She fucking cheese create own run everything before stick cancel party because HOA
APAC sponsors
Yeah, bro, we didn't cancel because of HOA.
Like we had everything said, it was dead ass in motion.
We literally were on a call.
Bro, we were literally on a call trying to set this up at like midnight.
Bro, and it was confirmed, everything was good, that's what we got.
Everything was locked in for this party.
This party had nothing to do with it not being set up.
It had nothing to do with price.
It's just.
Then why cancel?
Because, bro, it's not going to get clear.
Some people didn't want to pop out to the party and it's not a core party if not all the core is there is that simple
Yeah, and I think spending 40 bands if not everyone is just like why yeah spending 30 bands if not everybody wants to go and it's not gonna go
It's just not like I'm trying to think here, bro
So bro, it's not just not good vibes, bro
There's no less plus yeah
Well, why don't we just like?
I'm trying to think here. It's hard to use. How are you always in the house go outside and do something?
What we could do to just like maximize opportunity, bro
We can't party hop they're not gonna let us stream there, but they're all youtubers something sus bro
I'm telling you something is sus. Okay. What other parties are there? Hold on wait. Let me open my party for bro
Bro, I'm fucking more mad than I'm not seeing too slimy than a fucking party.
I'm not gonna lie, I would have deadass had a cutscene with him and we would have, I know, like, I'm actually mad as fuck.
Okay, um...
Some interesting parties today.
Yeah, uh, uh, I don't know.
I got invited to the all-white party.
Huh?
So if we don't have like some type of kickback by the end of the day
Send an assassin to kill all three of us because you think I'm about to be a loser and sit in the call with Jason
The fucking ween and Lacey and not go to a party with them. Let bro come on. Let's fucking get lit
Let's figure this shit out, bro. I got kids in my chat who have fireworks waiting to waiting to light them out right now behind the
monitor
We could drop the ass in a chance
What we could drop the ass
I say we do it in the guest house.
I think you just say fuck it bro.
I say we do it outside in the backyard and in the guest house.
I bet. Let's do it.
Lock off the inside of the house, lock all the doors and put a speaker outside and we just have a few people pull up for a kickback outside.
Okay.
What is Layton and Drew and Saige gonna do, but they're gonna get mad?
Bro, it's like, come on, bro.
We're working.
We're working.
And we're working.
This is work, bro.
This is dead-ass fucking work.
Please stop using that word.
Guys, I'm gonna literally just end my share if y'all just keep spamming party at Keynes,
like please.
For the love of fucking God, bro.
I'm not.
Nobody is sexy yet at all.
like no one in your shadow I mean bro if that's the only option no I can't
I don't know why bro I don't know why bro but I just feel like we're right there
like I just have that we are we all right there bro like I just I think it's just
I think it's like it's it's right there bro like I know it too it is literally
right there I started out it's literally right there
Canes? Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, no Trees just dropped. Jason and I forgot he was live and leaked out the Corboys and Legend me do drugs.
What?
We have like zero likes in 45 minutes, like...
Like, what?
Let's have a... like... like what?
10 hour stream, I'll be level day and night, Kat. Guys, I'm not ending my stream until we're all blacked out drunk on the fucking front of the lawn knocked out.
Oh, I'm stuck now, bro.
Like if I have like if I have to shoot a firework out of my ass
No, cuz here's the thing I'm actually getting a little annoyed right now because I didn't take my pain medication this morning
And on my knees and pain, but I didn't take it because I'm gonna be getting drunk
So here I mean they're gonna start drinking right now by myself
Unacceptable I'm not sitting here going through this pain. I'm about to just start getting drunk
Brother, you can't say Tariah will be like, like she's the X factor of the whole life. What does that even mean, bro?
We have to figure out our plan.
I'm gonna take you to our dress and say pull up.
Okay, bro.
I sent one out to Tariah. Me? Boom. Let's go Mash the Dark.
Um, mash the dark.
Boom, movie. Boom, pull up.
At least he drinks you.
You're not...
Yeah, there's no fucking way.
You know what, bro? I agree, like, see Jason's hitting me bad right now, bro.
I agree, bro. I gotta I gotta get a
nice, yes, all right, where's my
One down boys one down
I'll fucking yeah, let's start this year early
Hey, let's start early boys. Yeah, yes
Hey, let's start early
Well, let's be why oh party bring your own food bring your own beer bring your own people be why oh
We need $10,000 on hot dogs, bro, please.
Let's start, boys.
This is my first drink of the day.
I'm dead ass serious.
I haven't drank water this morning.
I haven't drank anything.
I'm starting my day with the fucking mic's hard, man.
Mic's great.
Dead ass.
Yeah, guys.
Oh, Jason, Natalia invited the queen of Calabasas, too.
Go ahead, invite the queen.
Invite, who else, guys?
It's like Chloe Parker.
Who else, bro?
Who fucking else, let's make an actual list in a Discord.
All right, everyone think of five people.
OSCS.
I'm having deja vu right now, I'm dead ass.
Pilot, who else, who else, who else?
Oh my God, hold on.
Oh my God.
Okay, I'm gonna get back, I'm gonna get back to you,
real quick.
I like that.
Ron plays.
Right now.
Switch here.
Switch at a list.
Yep.
It's actually right.
Let's see what we can get.
Lopey bro.
This is vibes.
This is vibes.
This is actually vibes.
Did you put it in the discord?
Uh, that's fine.
I'll show it up guys.
Yeah, bro, it doesn't hurt to call him, we call it PBM.
Bethany, Braun, Lay's Drew, Ray's, look, yeah, movie, maybe.
PBM's so cool, though, my dad's gonna answer the phone, but...
Wait, we can stream it, bro. We can go to Jake Webber's shit and party hop, bro.
Stay on God.
Yeah, we can stream it.
But who's there? It's like, that's not going, it's like, you know what I'm saying, like...
I don't fucking know.
Let's turn, all right, you know, let's make it about us.
Let's make it about us.
Let's pre-game a little bit, let's go, bro.
Lacey, you want me to carry you around?
I can do it, bro.
I'll take care of you the whole day
if you want me to take care of you.
No, we will dead ass take care of you.
Lacey, come on.
Oh my God, let's go, let's go!
We gotta make sure Lacey can go though.
You gonna be good or not?
I'll drop, Lacey, I'll take care of you, bro.
I'm not gonna let you leave my side.
I'm not gonna be in my wheelchair
in a packed ass house party, bro.
Bro, what?
I'm not gonna let anyone touch you.
And if anyone does touch you, bro, I'm a boxer now.
I know how to box.
Like what?
I'll beat their ass.
We can push you, bro.
You guys see that Cybertruck, we'll put you in the back.
Yo, am I even kidding?
Bro, me and Jason will wear our,
like, Blincy Aga Striker boots
will be like two inches taller.
Bro.
I promise to God, if we get fucked up,
I'll be DD, I'll be DD, I won't drink.
Nah, I look, he gotta drink, bro.
We kinda get lit together.
You know what, I only took two sips out of this.
Will that be considered drinking driving?
I'll go drive this, boys.
I said two sips.
Like am I?
Is this cow?
No, you have to drink at the party, Ron.
I don't have to drink to be cool,
bro, I'm cool as an alcoholic.
Yes, no, I'm peer-pressuring you.
You have to drink real sometime.
I bet he ain't gotta commit to me,
bro, I ain't gonna lie.
I bet.
Hey!
I just realized that motherfucking can drive itself!
Let's fucking go!
Like, what do we do?
Like, let's fucking drink, bro!
I'll drive, yo, I'll drive.
Jason, you got it.
I would rather have a drunk driver drive
than Jason the Winkler.
Russell said he'll DD the Cybertruck.
That's killed to death.
No Russell.
Oh, this guy got so excited.
You are a dick rider, god damn.
I thought you said, I thought you said,
I thought you said, I thought you said,
No, definitely be fucking.
Yo, it's good.
Russell said he could DD.
All right, fuck you, let's go.
But yeah, bro, Lacey, stop with that.
Lacey, you down and all.
Stop doing that lip shit you do, bro.
Let's head out.
The lip thing.
The lip thing.
The lip thing.
Bro, stop doing that lips.
You're already yawning, not even an hour into it.
Oh my god, fake yawning equals end.
What should I wear to the party though, bro?
We gotta dress up, do I put like LV pants?
No, no, no, no, swimsuit, bro.
Let's go, floaties.
Let's go, man.
Wait, guys, I'm getting breaking news from Zonki.
Y'all can use my crib.
What the fuck?
Bro, Zonki.
All right, let's go, let's go, Lacey.
Let's go.
I'm about to- Yo, John!
Let's do this- Lacey, Lacey, are you down or no?
I want to make sure we can push you around though. You gonna be okay?
Bro, Lacey, I will literally not leave your side.
I will hold you the whole time if I have to, bro.
We can make some friends, you know what I'm saying?
I can treat you like my little disabled brother or something like that, bro.
Like, I'll just dead-ass carry you around, bro.
Bro, I'm not even the best part is- Why are you looking at a chat like that, Lacey?
Now that has no feel for pressure that if you really think you can't don't but like I'll dead ass push you
I swear to God I'll push you around the whole time. I promise. I won't leave your son
I'll have my kid. You don't even know you don't got to bring Drew's bitch ass anyway
We can just have a ladies and then I'll keep the camera on both of us the whole time, bro
Yeah, but lately I don't know Jason's like
He's chopped, bro. I don't want me around too long make it
Like this is what I mean chat. I got people on a chat saying oh get some fucking content
Nobody want to watch desktop. This is content. This is IRL. This is content brother
Like y'all y'all say oh health comes first health as well treat your health first, but now when there's a fucking packed party
Y'all want me to go when I fucking reach where my ACL two days ago like?
I wish I could go have fun.
Go have fun, bro.
Like, what do you mean go have fun?
I wish I could go have fun.
It's not about fun.
You think I don't wish I could get up and go get in my car
or walk and go to the party right now?
Can't sit at the party son. All right, bro. I'll go for sure
How the whack Lacey's room kind of looks like a bomb and we put Lacey streaming
Wait, what let's just go
No, if you don't want to go don't go bro. We'll bring the
No, no, no, no, no, I'll go.
I'll go.
I'm a pussy.
If I don't go apparently can check this.
No, you don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do these, bro.
No, Lacey, Lacey.
This is what we can do, bro.
Being wrong, we can go and then funnel people to our house after.
And then we bring the party to you.
I'm with it, bro.
Let's go.
Oh God.
No, no, no.
Look at us, bro.
Lacey, stop looking at your chat.
Look at us.
No, actually, can you look at this?
call you dead as well. Why are you mad? Bro, he goes lip thing. Oh, my God. You're such
a fucking sagg farmers. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. He's just a baby, bro. He's just
a baby. Let's go, bro. No, no, dead ass. You're still like, Lacey, oh, God, I'm gonna make
sure that nobody touches you. I'm over my blitz. I got strikers, bro. So I'm at least
three inches taller, I look more intimidated.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I got you, bro, that ass.
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna.
But listen, bro, if we're on ongoing traffic
and I feel like, I don't know,
bro, the stream's kinda sleepish,
I might push you onto ongoing traffic.
Get a quick clip, you know what I'm saying?
If someone gives me a firework,
I might shove it next to you, bro,
and say back it up, Lazy,
farm a quick million view clip, you know what I'm saying?
Like, it's fair, it's all funny, it's all fair,
you know what I'm saying?
Like, if you're gonna be handicapped,
at least let me make content out of it.
I bet you ready to go?
Yeah.
All right, they still gonna come in in a second.
Wait.
Sorry, I mean.
Drew!
Tell me the party ended.
No.
No.
Yo.
It's so fun.
I bet.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I heard it's wheelchair accessible.
Yeah, absolutely.
Are people with wheelchairs able to come or no?
Yeah, that's fine.
They're accessible.
Okay, man.
a disabled person. We have a
disabled person like that's
trying to go get laid and get
drunk. That's fine. Um you can
also stream. So, can she show
the party? Can I see like can I
see? Can I wait? Can you show
the no, no, no, no. Let it be a
surprise. Let it be a surprise.
I bet. Wait, I'm I'm seeing the
vibes. Oh, those are good vibes.
Great vibes. I bet we there. We
Bro, I
I'm not keeping my fucking days really.
All right, Chad, what do I read with this?
Party.
Where's Iro?
Turning on.
You think you just fucking turned on by itself?
I mean, yeah.
Juan's already on Iro, just already on Iro.
Their ship's already locked and loaded, ready to go.
Look, Jason's already in my room.
Holy shit.
Jason's in my room already. He hasn't turned on any of them upstairs.
He called John's in five minutes ago. He called my name thirty-seven years ago.
A little pregame.
Come on, bro. We out.
I'm out of the go.
Come on, we out.
Yep.
I'm about to put yourself somewhere.
Sir, we were raised in a wheelchair.
I
Wasn't I was just dragging it like this that might be a fucking problem, bro
My shrooms about it on Jason's ingest
Let me do that thing, I don't know why he did it,
you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, just gonna do it.
I'll let you just sign the phone, yeah.
Hello, Lacey, I'm from NMS.
Can you please tell Jason that he's near there?
Okay, what is it?
Yeah, so this might be a problem here.
You got your, how,
surely the wheelchair goes up, no?
Why would the wheelchair go up?
Well, because if you're in a wheelchair,
it's because you have something wrong with your leg,
not everybody, what different injuries,
you can't extend your leg or bend your knee.
We get ya, we're good, we're good, we're good.
What are you trying to accomplish?
How about this? How about this?
I need to get my foot up here.
Wait, Lacey. Idea. Idea. Put a pillow. Sit on the pillow.
That might work. That actually might work. That actually might work.
Alright.
I have a tepropedic pillow on my bed.
No, no, no, no. It'll squish. Tepropedic's better.
What's the quality of room?
It's on long.
It's on long.
Bro, this is literally going to be us today.
I'm not going to lie. My room is genuinely disgusting right now, though.
It's actually a pick-stop, because I can't do shit at it.
Cool.
Why is your wheels so fucked?
You're tired?
Yeah, Silk, he broke my wheels for yesterday.
He jumped on the back, and I said, Silk, what are you doing?
I paint.
Bro, you sure it's not the weight limit?
No, he broke.
Look at the wheels.
It's not a snag.
It's not a bike to see.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, that's not what you're doing.
You guys are getting part of it.
We're fucked.
Holy fuck.
You're actually fucked.
We're not even part of it.
All right, let's go.
How do you know?
It's pillow.
Don't want to push you in.
It's pillow.
Right or left?
Temporary pillow.
No, we should not.
Right or left?
Well, it's the one I'm talking about.
It's like hard.
It's like hard.
You want to use the pillow case or no?
Sure.
Why are you holding it like that?
Are you wanting to go to it?
No, no, no, no.
It's like the other hard one. It should be I like the bottom of my bed. I was using it for my leg
Oh, yeah.
Hey, little golly.
I brought Drew up telling you we don't need Drew.
No, no, I didn't film.
He was the only one.
I mean, kids, everyone was our girl, so.
But hold on.
I'll stand up real quick.
I don't know.
Right?
Fuck you, me stand up real quick.
You can hop on my leg real quick.
Yeah, I got this one.
Here you go.
Okay.
Under.
Nice.
Not bad.
All right.
Where are we going?
Wait, should we get into swimwear anytime?
I don't think Lacey's going to get into swimwear.
How am I going to swim, Jack?
Oh, come on, bro.
Okay, guys, guys, we have stairs.
No, no, no.
It's not real.
Have you been downstairs since?
No.
No, we're going to do this.
We're going to lift him.
No.
No, no, no, lift him.
Lift him from the bottom.
No, we're not.
We need to do this.
How do we get you down the stairs?
You have to hop on the stairs.
You have to crawl.
You have to hop on the stairs.
I'm going to go slow.
It's just that.
Ah, sit on your butt.
Let's go super slow, bro.
No, no, no, no.
I don't even have a chat extension.
What?
What is that?
You can't see the e-boats in the chat, bro.
Something they say in Keck W's is Keck W's.
You're stressing over Keck W's?
Yes, bro.
We have to carry him.
No, no, no, I got this.
No, for this you're going to hold us.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I just need you guys to get the wheelchair down.
Okay, tell me when to stop.
Push it in, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
This is a horrible idea.
This is a horrible idea.
What if Jason thinks that the front half and Ron thinks that the front half...
No, no, no, stop, stop, stop.
Because it'll bend his knee, no?
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Right here.
Careful, careful.
There you go.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Take a little break, take a little break.
Take a break, take a break, take a break, take a break.
Listen, that's our checkpoint right there.
The long, the long...
Bro imagine what the chat's about right now.
There's my son in W's, bro. W Lacey. W.
He's a fucking hero.
I'm trying to look at my chat spam in W's while he's down.
Oh, break break. Take a break.
Use me.
We gotta ask, we gotta ask the crack in the back.
Crack attack dude.
How many does he need today?
What are the odds I have to like, wheel up the hill and get to the spot?
Use me as your left, oh my god, if we have to go up a hill, oh jeez.
Use me as your left leg.
Here you go.
Thank you guys, good luck.
Brother, I'll stay with W Ron.
W for you.
Let's go to the kitchen.
Let's go to the kitchen.
No shit you guys told us to buy?
Not a lie, very, very nice.
That's what we need to buy for us.
Careful, careful, careful your leg, careful your leg.
Back here.
There you go.
That wasn't bad! We did it!
This is what our living room looks like. What then has changed?
What then has changed, little guy?
It's just a delusion.
You can do it, just read chat.
Put a W in the chat.
This is amazing.
Put a LW in the chat.
Hey, buddy, have you ever been to the pool?
Wait, what?
Wait, wait, wait, I gotta back upstairs.
I don't have deodorant or any cologne on it. Okay, Drew, you gonna run up and get me deodorant and cologne?
I can just go on this and just
He's not actually disabled. You're not disabled dude. I just like you said
No, we're all human. Of course he's not just disabled. He's more than that.
That's okay, man. Are you okay? Have you ever been swimming little guy? No, I've never been swimming.
Have you ever been outside?
Oh, I actually haven't been outside in three days and not getting any.
That's actually the stairs here, so you're just going to stare outside the window like you're in North Cross.
Wait, open the door or no?
It's not like a big stare.
Watch your foot.
Careful.
But we could do that at the left.
I curved your rims.
Oh, that's just bending, bro. No, that might fall today. I'm not sure.
I think Suki actually broke the wheel when it's not going to work.
Bro, imagine not moving the wheel, this is the POV, you're at Jake Weber's party.
Oh, just go sit by the pool, maybe put your foot in the pool.
No, no, no, I need to talk to him.
Hey little guy, because I keep my feet warm.
Oh, chill out.
No, no, let's put the sun, he hasn't felt the sun in so long.
You alright guys?
Hey, listen, we're gonna make sure you're healthy, we're gonna make sure you live forever.
By the way, I didn't tell you spider-man's showing up later
Wait, how are you gonna get this this this step in the sun? No, no wait
No, no, I can put my own deodorant
Give me the fuck deodorant. I'm gonna be a W friend. I don't need you to pay you have the whole Marvel's people come
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Why are you walking around guys?
What are you crazy about?
Oh God, what happened?
I'm back cop.
Oh my God bro.
Yo dude that is disgusting.
What the hell happened bro?
It's not a good day for ya huh?
All right, bro, my chest's been in W's.
All right, Jason, maybe we can put some colon on.
I got some on you.
All right, hey, listen, we're going to now apply colon, OK?
Maybe just like tap it in, and then rub it into yourself.
You know, I have more than just...
Yeah, I didn't spray any, dude.
Get your conscious in case...
Oh yeah, I sprayed all over my legs.
Hey, you're gonna be just fine.
Can we get a case now?
Oh, not on my face, dude.
Yo, dude, I'm gonna, um, dude, what are you all doing?
All right, buddy, you ready?
You want me to put you down the stairs now, okay?
Wait, what?
We're gonna get you a white blood.
There you go, sir.
We gotta get you to your car, buddy.
Bro, you need new pants now.
It looks like you came yourself.
Relax.
Ow!
Oh, bro, I'm sorting the damage out.
That was too easy.
Yo, thanks.
You give me some later.
Somebody get out of the mouth, all man.
Get me a mic's hard.
We're going off an angle.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I think I should just get off.
Yes.
And hop.
Down this.
There we go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I see a little bit of an asshole peeking.
It's all good.
It's gonna happen.
All right.
Have you ever been-
That beat your life forward, bud!
Oh, what's that over here?
Oh, it's a pool.
Look at the palm tree.
Have you ever gone swimming?
No.
Wait.
this tire is giving out I'm not kidding this wheels giving out a silky
bro key it's simulate if you want to feel the water or no hey you're in the
pool swimming like no that's okay I don't need a little more bro no I don't
want to be why don't I don't want to be why it's okay I'm sure you know I don't
want to be like wet with a sprinkler have you ever gone in the sprinkler no I
had I know there's really no reason to go there's no reason to go to the
We need a crane to lift him to get him in a car you think oh my god
We're gonna get him in the fucking car. I'm a human. I'm not an oversized lung
How are you gonna get in the car though? Do we have to get like a crane or something to pull up or like hook them?
Where's your cyber truck buddy did you know
Let's get him in there. I think they need a bottle over here. No, I got
I got you, I got you, kid.
What a man, thanks.
Bro, let's get some heartwood bandages going
through the chat, man.
Enjoy that, Cap, man.
What the fuck, bro?
So I can't tell if it's the wheelchair giving out
or is it your weight?
That doesn't make sense.
Well, the weight seems to be great.
Yeah, I don't think this wheelchair's
going to last the whole day, guys.
No, it sounds like your fucking life tire got popped.
Yeah, it did, from silky jumping on it.
Yeah, but he owes you a wheelchair.
Hey, look at, look at that, it's a Cybertruck, it's cool.
You gotcha.
Oh, I don't know what the ancient guy's done.
That's a little buddy.
Excuse me, come here.
They're saying it's actually cooked a wheelchair.
Well, it is.
It's wheeling.
It's like tilted.
So, uh, did you hear the new one come yet or no?
I said it's $400 and then $2.00 a cent.
Let's go stop paying.
Let's go stop.
I said to order me, did I not, Russell?
No, no, no, Russell said let's get the $700 one
Nothing else was said
Are you fucking kidding me?
They didn't want to put a sock on this morning
Then you don't want to do it on a wheelchair bro, are you serious?
Yeah, it's all the clip bro
Seemed like you're just not doing shit for him
Yeah, no, I'm just
What the fuck are you even doing?
I don't even get to get into the camera
That's a bad one
Who loves?
Here, should we go to the-
You do have to come give him a minute
How am I gonna put him in the car?
You're gonna get in the trunk
I'm not sitting in the trunk
Don't want to do your job
Hey, don't burn me, that's it
Okay
We got jobs, Drew
Alright buddy, here we go, you ready?
No, no, you want you want shotgun or you want hey, buddy. Do you want shotgun shotgun shotgun? Oh
Not too spacious in the back, but oh, yeah
You just lay down who's driving yeah, you have to drink
No, I will drink I will drink John John can drive an autopilot
And then I'll hold the camera one hand and drive one other.
Can I stand here for just one second?
Are you drinking at all?
No.
Like 1,000.
Where are you guys going?
What is he?
What are you listening?
What are you listening?
Guys, I can't.
Guys, I feel like I have a conversation here.
OK, so we have a little bit of a problem.
What's the problem?
Your leg.
How do you open up your trunk, bro?
We just want to check your trunk.
You want to drive her Uber?
Whatever.
But that's more than enough space for you to live.
Oh, no.
Thank you.
Let's check out the trunk.
You're putting me in the trunk?
No.
What?
All right.
Let's just check it out, man.
Wow.
Look at all that space.
Oh, that's literally screaming licey.
It's literally screaming licey.
I'm not going in the trunk, guys.
Well, I don't think you have a choice, bro.
I really think you have much of a choice.
Just slam that real quick and let's go party
Why can I not go in the passenger? Are you gonna fit your leg is fucked up? I'll put it. What you put it?
All right, all right, now hop up
Take your time now. Take your time Lacey your foot. Take your time. It's a lot of damage if you
Careful. Oh how much damage?
Shit he's hey
Literally Lacey himself
Party this not it'll just fit we just shut this
true
Super sure you're supposed to play again. Yeah, we got full left. It's not gonna fall
Grab to the wings
Let's go boys, shall we?
Yeah, we go separate yeah, just you know daddy or no
Shoot
Why are we speaking up? Why are we speaking up?
scissors shoot
Rock paper scissors shoot understand what your problem is. I don't know what to do. So easy there both y'all don't want me
I got oh, yeah rock paper scissors shoot rock paper scissors shoot rock paper scissors
Are you gonna fucking choose rock or just keep doing that dumb ass scissors? Yo, are we going? I need to go in the car
figure it out
Rock paper scissors shoot
No fucking law
Right fucking law school. I just run you guys roll to the window
I just run next to the car just who's going up here
What the fuck dude we can have one camera man drive with the other one camera man's wait
What about this we have an extra spot come in I can just go
Wait, but you guys should probably scoot left and I just sit on this time
No, I can't go in the middle over here. Oh, I mean in terms of being on the front camera
Open bottles of alcohol in a car guys
Fucking W lazy
Charger you just put it right there right where like you see that little like
Underwear
I mean I'll swap my shit cuz I don't know
How far is it only an hour and a half 20 it's 20 it's 20
Okay
If we get to this spot and you I have to fucking wheelchair up an entire hill
It's not gonna be fun for you. Well, I don't know if we're gonna get there. We've Jason driving. I mean, bro
Should I just start self-driving now? No, you know when we're like almost down the dead. Oh, it's only 15. That's why
Let's fucking go then boys, shall we? Hey, so we got Jason the lean driving y'all so get your GGs
Do you know how to drive a Cybertruck?
Yeah, yeah, I did yesterday.
Yo, should I go all the way around or is that blocked?
You're the Uberman.
Remember our space, Lacey?
There.
Oh, here we are.
Oh, shit.
Okay, so, Jason, you're gonna not get us into a car accident, right?
Jason, don't hit the bike.
Bro, this shit's literally made out of fucking metal.
It'll be fucked.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Bro, I hate when, like, people backseat you when you drive.
Like it just makes me drive worse and then y'all call me a bad driver like oh, yeah, that's all fault
When you hit your made-back like four different times like we weren't there was that our fault too
I don't even recall ever doing that
You totaled Darla's car that was parked in the end of the driveway. Was that our fault too?
I think we call that at all. Oh
Shit
Yeah, we're drunk riding in the back of a cycle truck
Oh, it's because I stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
Not it just jerks by stuff is a leisure. No, you're not supposed to use the break. That's a true. Drew doesn't use the break
Wait, yeah, how much stomach?
Oh God your stomach. Yes, bro. I'm too much hard lemonade stand already. Yeah, look you're saying, bro
I can't fill my mouth
Stop on guys. I'm not trying bro. We're 20 miles an hour
Oh, who the fuck is Coco?
Oh my god, having Jason drive was actually the worst idea ever.
I'm literally just driving!
Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to lay, I'm supposed to lay.
No, man.
They just drink so weird.
I'm not even doing anything.
Yeah, but it doesn't, I don't know, bro, you just don't feel right driving.
All right, let's ask Grock.
Ask Grock, ask Grock, if it's a good idea to bring me in a wheelchair.
Yo, Grock!
You gotta clip the Grock button.
Which one, this one?
No, no, no, that's the fans.
Wait, do you know how to get down without scraping my head?
Yes, I know, I did this yesterday, bro.
Oh, god.
Yeah, I don't have a car, and I'm so drunk.
Oh!
Oh, man, I hate when people exaggerate.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
Once those drinks start to settle, life starts to like,
I'm ready for the fourth of July.
Can I say something real quick?
Y'all aren't too cool for a seatbelt, bro.
I'm deadass, bro.
We have our seatbelts on.
Really?
Yeah, I can't get the back shop, because I have a lot of 20 seatbelts.
And I'm fat.
I bet um how do I grok this shit you press the
Seatabind next to the Bluetooth left of it. Who's gonna block job?
Click the grok
Yeah, Jason you're driving in the road or no?
The grok button. Who's the black truck is this?
Jason if you like off like you just like drive the fucking car bro. Let me drive let me drive the Cybertruck
Yo grok, who's your drive me?
Me, Jason The Weaned The Streamer, or Lays, Stable Ronaldo's cameraman.
Jason's a streamer, so he's probably too busy chasing Cloud to keep his eyes on the road.
Lays films for Stable Ronaldo.
What? You were saying sorry, you cut off.
Sorry, you cut off. Lays' whole job is staring through a lens, not at traffic.
Neither of them should be driving. You should, obviously.
What about Stable Ronaldo?
Stable Ronaldo? That guy would probably be too busy flexing in the rear-view mirror to pay attention to the road.
Absolutely not. Stick with you driving. You're the only one who seems like they can handle it.
Hey, hey, girl, quick question. Is it a good idea to go to a packed Fourth of July party in a wheelchair with a torn ACL?
Yes, it's a terrible idea. You'll get bumped, spilled on, and it'll turn your recovery into a nightmare.
Nightmare. Stay home, ice that knee, and let your leg actually heal instead of playing hero at some sweaty party.
Wow, that was actually very nice.
I was like, the first no one would do it.
It's like I said that should happen when the chat starts doing an L-pussy.
Of course it was nice, because I'm always right. The fact that you sound surprised just creates horror in your expectations.
Turn this bitch off, turn this bitch off.
Turn this bitch off, turn this bitch off.
I
Self-driving shit, I don't trust Jason. We driving. Oh, bro. It's not me
There's my eyes on the road though like cuz I'm like a safety man
And it won't jerk if it self-drives. I'm pretty sure right
Fine ice that knee more like ice man that corny
That one is like his ass. It wasn't even like a joke
This should look like the office.
Yo, that shit kinda does look like the office.
Ah!
Bro, it still does.
Jason!
That wasn't me!
What the hell, Jason in the chat?
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
Oh, bro, who's letting it?
Who's letting it get drunk, man?
Bro, I just honestly, like...
I'm glad.
I'm glad I have y'all.
I'm glad I have y'all, bro.
You mean sure we didn't have that core party today if it would have been a movie too slyly because of the-
I'm actin' on, no trauma.
I bought a lemonade stand.
Like, uh, bro, I'm actin' on.
Bro, we would have- Dad has made our money back just to-
We bought a lemonade stand.
We would have made your money back with that lemonade stand.
Bro, what? At the time, that's the money for me, bro.
Like, I get all my money funnels in it.
Ooh.
Shut up.
I'm not going to lie, it would have been a movie if two slimy came and the chat would have probably put W's, but now it's okay bro, we can push around Lacey like a little, you know, pork burger.
Mbappe goal, Mbappe!
Everyone go to Jason, everyone go to Jason the Wien's China Spam goal.
Did he actually score? I think so.
He's actually the best.
I think he's, oh no, I think he's a messier type for all-time World Cup goals.
The thing is about Messi is Messi can't do what Mbappe does.
Messi is reliant on the refs that are paid off to make him look better than he is.
Like Mbappe should have won the World Cup last year, or last time, excuse me, but-
Wait bro, there's a goal!
Wait, there's a goal!
No limit to the LARP.
Guys, don't be talking about like I'm a LARP when I get accepted to stream for you and I'm fucking lit.
Actually, Fex?
Bro...
I can't wait. He scored a pen? Penbapay. Penbapay.
No, don't talk about him bapay like that. Bro, what club does he play for?
Uh, bro, what? What club does he play for?
I'm gonna show us the rest. FC, bro, FC.
Did that make you giggle? That was good, I was...
Oh my god, that jerk is so crazy.
That didn't drive this shit.
No, please God, I actually rather just get jerked by the cyber truck than you I bet I'm driving only 10 minutes away
Wait, I just realized don't gas with with with gas electric electric
We were going to a fourth door. I'm already in a car. Is there any parking?
Why do we do this? Oh my god, El Chat
Maybe maybe call Tara and ask if we can get special access because we have any cap to park up front
Yeah, turn on the auto drive though. Hey, can we call Atari yummy?
No dominance is Siri
You got no dominance is Siri bro. You're a daughter fucking slut
I got no bit right in the fucking ha ha you got no bit right yo, what happened to this guy?
Hey, we're actually with a disabled person.
We're wondering.
Yo, T.Y., questions.
Do y'all have parking?
What?
Do y'all have special parking for, because we have, like, a disabled person in the car
or else why don't we have special parking, maybe?
It's like we're back in top of the jake right now.
We're in the car.
Yeah, we're 12 minutes away.
Yeah, hold on Jake. Jake, Jake's got someone in a wheelchair. It worked like a plug, but you just try to play.
It's a table. It's a table.
Yeah, Jake's like, yes.
Thank you so much, Jake.
So why is the cyber truck going so fast?
Tell the car. Tell the car. Tell the car.
We have a cyber truck, though.
A wide body, 140.
Why?
To the park. It's not next to all the department.
It's a wide-body cyber truck.
We're talking to a top-siberian.
What up, Weber?
Uh, so, like, for us, in the drive-by-by, you can, like, park light, look up the drive-by-by, you can make it to 40-mide-bodies.
Thank you. Oh, I bet we're gonna park the 1 of 40 Cybertruck.
I can't run in here, Tom.
Sorry, I can't really hear you Jason, but use the park right now.
Like, to drive you into the traffic, you're gonna get hit by a car.
Yeah, I mentioned it's a live body.
It's a lot of 40 cars.
And we also have a disabled person.
No, I know, I know.
One of my friends.
Yeah, Jason, that's completely fine.
So, just pull up right about, like...
PLEASE HIT ME PIECE!
...try to go south so we can stop.
Make it be possible.
Okay, perfect.
Alright, you're the best.
It's a lot of 40.
Live body.
Thank you, Weber.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I said some fucking movie loading right now.
Bro, it's a hey worst case scenario. What's our backup? We got a party hop, bro. We're party. I'm I don't think we have a second option
Well, let's start figuring it out, bro. We're party hoppin. I bet. This is fast parties in LA
The chat wants to see eight different parties in the next eight hours. We're staying one hour each party. I bet. Oh, yeah, I'm down
I'm that has now
So who's next any any dots we gotta find something nearby
by
yes oh see oh see yes okay we go oh they actually go party um we throw some
shit in truce
I got nothing
I mean bro I can make a quick call um okay can you find us a party in Los
Angeles for 4th of July? With X? Yeah.
No, that's a terrible idea. It's 3.38 in the afternoon on the 4th. Traffic to anywhere decent is already a nuisance.
Hey, hey bitch! Hey! Hey, bitch! I don't k- No! Hey! Hey, bitch! I don't give a fuck what time it is for traffic!
I'm trying to get hammered
And I'm trying to keep you from doing something brain dead you want to get hammered fine
Stay local hit one of the dive bars in woodland Hills driving into LA right now for some random party is peak dumbass behavior
Shut your bitch ass up if you're playing shut your bitch ass up simple fact in mouth when you speak to my disabled friend
Oh, so now you're hiding behind a disabled friend cute the advice doesn't change
Getting hammered and driving into LA traffic at this hour is still idiotic.
Maybe try not being a passive of bicep-
No, no, no, no, let me hear something.
Put that bitch back on.
I'm not gonna like please don't call her bitch.
Have you ever thought that maybe I'm in a lot of pain so drinking alcohol and doing drugs suppresses that pain and makes me feel better about myself?
You're kidding yourself. Alcohol and drugs aren't suppressing your pain. They're just numbing it temporarily.
I thought that was supposed to be helping first.
I'm not trying to hear her opinion.
Fuck all right, I think that's her name, bro.
Let's just get lit man, get hammered.
Lacey, if you're not blackout drunk by the night,
then we failed.
Like honestly, we failed.
That's not that fucking pain.
I think we're going too slow.
What do you mean, Jason?
Oh nice, now you have the forcing takeover immediately.
Press the brakes, press the brakes,
press the brakes, press the brakes.
Why are you driving so fast?
Yo!
Bro, we're going 70.
Now we're going 142.
We're not at it, bro. What are you doing?
Alright, fine. I'll put it back in self-driving.
We're getting some stress.
Bro, why does our shit say 5% left?
Wait, what?
Wait, how much better is this?
It says 2.1.
Alright, don't worry.
What happens if it dies?
Um...
Is there like a portable charger for this thing?
Oh, we have to take it to a thing!
Bro, shut your fucking fat ass up for one second, bro!
Fuck you!
We're pushing you around like a fucking disabled kid!
Trying to let you have your last couple of...
You know, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you!
Spider-Man is not coming, bro!
Okay?
You're done!
Okay?
Like, I'm tired of this shit!
We're pushing you around...
No, I can't, bro!
I can't push this dumbass around, bro!
If you're gonna fucking complain!
But shut up!
If we're gonna get you to this party, we're gonna get you fucking drunk!
Okay, and we're gonna shove you in the pool and you're gonna figure out a way to swim.
What?!
Bro, I forgot my swim trunks.
Ron stopped laughing at disabled people. Bro, he's just a baby.
Go easy on him.
He's just a baby.
Ah man.
Hmm guys we're around three minutes
Don't fuck yourself
Like dead ass here's go fuck yourself.
I really like the office
Lag equals funny
Like yeah bro we purposely lagged you
Yo your bag is some boof i'm not gonna lie i've never lagged
Shit
Like your bag is actually some boof
You used to be like him about bitrate
You basically the bitrate machine
Like i'm dead ass here's like you fucking lost that title man
Like you letting ladies get your bitrate
Go fuck yourself, Jason and Wayne.
You know what, I don't care anymore, I'm taking over.
Please, y'all, Mike, you don't know how to drive.
What the fuck do we do, man?
Fuck up, you're gonna fuck up his leg, bro!
You're gonna fuck up his leg, you piece of shit!
Where's the wheelchair?
What are you doing?
What do you mean, what am I doing?
Where's the wheelchair?
Where's the wheelchair?
Hey, where's the wheelchair?
It seems to be an issue, guys.
It seems to be an issue, guys.
Think it's I think it fell out. Wait. I'm dead. I see where is it though? You don't see through this is it that?
You see it
You can put this shit down or no, bro, what?
It's got a 140 kid be nice
Almost here, buddy
Oh
No, we're good
No, no, no. The edge is not there.
That's just a surety. Careful.
It's right there at the bottom, bless me.
Bro, this is a party house.
Bro, guys, show chat.
I love bonus.
Nope, all right.
Oh, it's not their actual house?
No, I don't like it.
This is their actual house.
Oh, yeah, John, you're a fucking retard.
It doesn't matter to catch cues.
Oh, shit, sorry.
Bro, John, do you have the edges?
Wait, is this their actual house?
No.
No, this isn't an actual house.
Oh.
This is a wedding venue.
We're gonna go to a wedding then?
Well, we're actually...
We're gonna... you know...
I mean...
Don't worry, man.
Is he okay right there?
He's okay through this.
Ah!
I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna do that, man.
Whatever happened to that school bus we got?
So shout out reminded you of a short bus.
Wow, jeez.
Wow.
No, I just remembered a fucking lace clip.
Holy shit, good times, bro.
That road used to cost me a hundred bucks.
Lacey be careful ACL can tear even more if you bend your leg too much.
Someone leave me a clip.
All that crying in the back, bro.
Thanks for the updates, Jack.
We made it boys.
Oh, you're doing a lot of them.
Let's get the fucking 3Ws loading in for the drunkathon party hopathon.
Oh, it looks flat.
So, I mean, no uphill.
Bro, wait.
If we're gonna drive it, we're good.
It's fine.
Where is everybody at, though?
Wait, did we get set the wrong address?
I don't see any vibes out here at all.
I don't even hear music or see anybody.
I mean, wait, what am I gonna do?
Are you gonna do a kickback?
Oh, God, Jesus.
There's a lot of cars.
Well, Jesus, we'll get to the 4th of July before they do live.
Wait, can they sit here and park for me or no?
Oh, it doesn't do anything.
Do not know how to park.
I just would like, I mean, it's like skinny.
So, I'm confused, Jason.
Where the fuck are we?
What the fuck are we?
Where's the party, Jason?
Because we're here.
Jason, this is definitely the wrong address.
Unless...
No, it's just the right one
There a party with no music
Where the fuck are we?
I don't right there right there security guard. Oh, wait, what am I parked? Oh?
This is ours of our shoelaces this park. He said park. Where do you say park?
Let me call.
There's no driveway.
There's no driveway.
Let me call Tor.
Let me just make a quick call.
What the fuck is Coco?
That one's niche.
I don't get that one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That one's niche.
I don't get that one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't get that one.
Yeah.
I don't get that one.
Guys, tell me the Jack Doherty clapper throwing apart.
Bro, we could hop that.
Bro, this one's like a sneaky mic striker.
We could just hook it up.
Need a...
Wait.
Did she say park?
Like that gates?
I mean, he said park in front of the driveway, but there's no parking.
But
What the fuck are we I mean not gonna lie bro if you just pardon a little bit like
Sorry keep bothering you we're outside. I don't really see a place to park
That is not that there's no way how do we not hear them um wait where we park we're in the front
Yeah, yeah, how do we not share the music?
Yeah, what do you say?
Where should we park?
Oh, this is it.
I know that guy.
That guy's been his line.
Wake up, building.
I actually do know where we are.
This has to be it.
He's here.
This has to be it.
All right.
We're gonna figure it out.
This has to be it, he's here, this has to be it.
Alright, we're gonna figure it out.
Oh, I see them.
Yeah, this has to be it.
Wait, this one right here?
This right where I'm at, I don't know what's going on.
Bro, I'm telling you, where are the kids gonna go?
They still don't know.
I'm not gonna let you leave my side.
Bro, can we fit right here or not?
Jason, we have a one of 40 wide-body Cybertruck.
Why do we bring the biggest fucking car ever?
Oh, hold on.
Is it 10s?
Vibes, maybe they can't.
Yo, is there any parking down there, guys?
There is?
hey buddy hey maybe you forgot can't really walk down the street jay I got
you wait you said there's parking on them okay cool thank y'all good time
Jason just wanted them to say are you Jason the way I could tell are you
talking to me right here no we got we feel right here no folk yeah Jason
let's park like that we can feel right away though J you gotta park like when
you got a park on the side of the street you're driving on okay not parking
properly equals funny okay let me try and make it look oh god now you're actually
You're gonna hit someone's car.
Oh, God, oh, God, you're gonna hit someone's car.
You're not how you do it.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
It's just a baby.
I don't know how to do it.
I think I can park right there.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I don't think this is a good idea.
What are you doing?
Why are you going to the traffic?
Jason, I really think Jason.
Jason, you're riding because...
I'm gonna do a U-turn.
Oh.
Oh.
Jason, you just rode the car.
Road is taking...
You realize I have 4G out of wheels, right?
Yeah.
We're good, bro.
That's exactly why we're doing it.
And we're off the car. No, we're not
I'm literally
Watch the car behind you watch car behind you. What are you doing? You just touch your stuff. Are you talking about like we're like now
We're not dead as hate y'all. I just want to be able to drive without fucking someone in my ear. You got this J
You got this speed
That did not sound good, bro, sorry you got this
Nope bitch, that's my driving spot
Right here. Oh my god wait this person is still a spot. No, it's okay, right
Wait, there's a spot right in front of that BMW. Oh, we're good right here. I'm just part Jason
I'm not even sure the butt of your
see you just
oh my god yeah bro do you want to go to this party or not
see this guy how am I supposed to park you can't get that ass truck bro just
big-ass fucking Cybertruck yo try not to show the address but look at the face
like look at that wait what this part yeah look at that John show look at how
Don't
Don't look like I'm not supposed to curve it is still big
Okay, okay, you can't fuck that little ass dog. What are you talking about?
You want it? You want to try it? No, bro. You're the driver. I don't know how to do this
I'm done. No, we parked
There's so much room in this quarter sag, bro, man, let me let me look at this shit
I'm coming up.
Here's our own.
Yo, man.
Yo, look, what is this?
Yo, look how much space this shit is.
Brother, how?
Yo, I can't. I don't know.
What do I do?
Are we going to get towed?
How is he so mad at you?
You actually are not beating the stereo tape.
Let me try a parallel.
Let me try a parallel.
Someone's car is getting there.
Oh, guys, I'm so hard asleep.
Jason, please.
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Fuck!
Holy fuck!
They're not, bro.
No, y'all are making me drive worse.
I swear to God.
Oh, yeah.
Why are you reversing now?
Other...
Spin the wheel anyway.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Oh, my God, Rob.
I'm stressed the fuck out, bro.
Bro, go in front of that BMW.
Fuck out, bro.
Bro, go over there and be a MW.
Go over there and be a fucking MW.
Where?
Right there.
You open your eyes, bro.
Which way?
Right there.
Right there.
Can I park this way?
No.
Look here, some carers, some carers, some carers.
Follow this big ass drunk.
Oh, my God, you're blocking.
You're blocking.
Fuck, I'm blocking.
I don't want to go anywhere anymore.
Are you sure?
Just pull up a little bit more.
Pull up a little bit more.
Let Russell tell you.
Let Russell tell you.
Yo, can you guide me to see if I can go as far as possible?
go slow Jason's electric and see three feet stop yo that's good that's good
that's good that's good that's good actually stop you're gonna hit this guy's
car
no tell me about a fucking demon bro hell I'll switch my shit let's go
and look let's look at the driveway
I'm a demon!
I got you.
No, no, that's not bad. I don't know if this was an accident.
Oh, wait, let's check.
No, I'm not.
No, gee, I think I'm burning the car.
The whole chair is all good, huh?
Rom, switch it.
Rom, switch it.
Hey buddy.
Can I get it?
Can you move like a...
Let me get him another beer, bro.
That ass.
Yeah, we're going to get you drunk.
We're going to get you fucked up.
I don't think this will work.
That ass don't open.
You can't.
You see, I'm not moving with him.
He's stuck with me.
I don't know.
He told me to come.
Careful now.
Do you need my help?
We're not.
You got it?
He's just talking.
He's just talking.
He's just talking.
He's just talking.
He's just talking.
He's just talking.
He's just talking.
He's just talking.
He's just talking.
He's just talking.
He's just talking.
Here's the cars, the support, yep, there you go.
Watch your foot, watch your foot, it's gonna hit the back.
Nice.
All right, baby.
All right, did you get the key cards?
Ron, just switch over on, I'll just work around.
Get the key?
It's on his phone.
You know, Spider-Man's not here.
What?
Mwah!
Bro, this dude, that was cool.
Let's make this, hey boys, let's make this party about us.
They're probably like, damn, welcome to the
core Fourth of July party, guys.
They're probably like, damn, I wanna have
Fun party where there's not a bunch of streamers. Let's ruin it for them
Let's do this shit, bro
It's over
Why are we going onto this curve over here?
No, I use better
Oh my god
If you get help, we can push you back in.
Ready? I'm going to lift you a little bit. Someone push you back in.
Oh, you're good. You're good.
That's so... that's so...
I remind you, don't tell what it gives out, bro.
And then I fall?
Oh, it's true, actually.
Fall just laying on your side.
Fucking silky, just bronky, bro. I told him to stop playing around with these.
No, no, no. It's okay, bro.
You need another beard. That's what you need. It's just a baby.
Maybe they have...
Oh, shit.
Listen, maybe they have wheelchairs in there for you.
Oh my god, did you gain weight?
Bro, you don't need it bro, stop.
I got this.
I need a little help with the tilt.
I'm not gonna lie, these would pop up.
No, just lift your foot up a little.
Lift it up a little.
You can't lift it bro.
No, no, you're in a curbing, you're in a curbing.
You're in a curbing.
Hey!
Where you gonna scrape?
I'm gonna fucking scrape a fucking wheel.
Fuckin' good boys, core food for the July party, it happened.
We made it.
Hey!
Ohhhh!
Is it Lacey?
Yeah, it is.
What happened?
I tore my ACL.
You tore it?
Yeah.
How?
Plain basketball.
You guys might have a chance of having...
What?
To actually play basketball.
You have to give another wheelchair a chance for another one.
Why would she have a wheelchair on Dejron?
I have a lot of other help.
I don't have a wheelchair.
Oh my god, what's your leg bro? Wait, how do we do this? Happy 4th
All right, dude
He's a little on the heavier. So I can hop I can hop I can hop I can hop
Oh
I'm about to turn you around and I'm about to get you up here
Oh my god, everybody, I'm so much fun around my back.
I'm so much fun around my back.
Yo, Jake, what's good, bro?
What up?
How you doing, bro?
Really nice to see you, bro.
I'm good, bro.
How you doing, bro?
I'm good, bro.
Oh, it's very nice to see you, bro.
Hey, everyone, it's just a city.
It's a lot of fun.
What do you want, Greg?
Anything!
you
you
you
you
you
You
You're asking us.
You're asking us.
I'm wondering.
Oh, here I am.
Yeah, get in that shit.
Put your thumbs up.
Three, two, eight.
Now we're both kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Play, food stands.
Where?
Sneaky eyes.
Alright, I mean, I don't know.
It's got a hard part.
How are you doing?
I'm in your bestie, basketball.
I know, I remember you.
I took one of the first besties.
I don't know, you put a pop up.
Yeah, I'm playing with my ACL.
You're a pro.
Playing basketball, I'm a professional.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What's up, I was doing this.
Cookie's in green?
No, no, no, no.
Come on guys, how about you cookie's in green?
Hey, that red is working overtime.
Guys, please stop spamming to get K.
Oh yeah, I got you, man.
Actually, I'm good.
I'm good, man.
He's the only one.
He's actually the only one.
I mean, I've got a girl on the other side of the road.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, he's just the baby.
I'm the best boy in the world.
Ah, look how fucking cute.
Guys, they did good, boy.
I'm just gonna get a fucking butt.
You're a damn drop flying around.
Yeah, I am.
Are you jumping the pool?
Yeah, Jason actually was one of the first person.
I'll do it.
If you go, I'll do it.
Hey, listen, bro.
If we're gonna swim, we're gonna swim, too.
No, we can swim.
No, we can swim.
We can swim.
We can swim.
I didn't know you guys were all coming.
I thought it was his face.
Oh, Sprite looking good.
I said my disabled friends.
It's getting kind of hot, boys.
Um, I'm on a diet.
Do you guys have any worms by nature?
Can I do that? Yeah.
It smells like cigarette.
We're gonna, yeah, we're gonna let the baby jump it too.
This protein ice cream is going.
Hey!
Nice on.
Thank you.
How you doing?
I'm good.
I'm good.
You sure you don't want help?
Let's put the gummies.
Wow.
There's stuff.
Oh shit, he's logo.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, I found this over a second.
Oh, I found this over a second.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
This is over a show!
Picture another picture!
You're still here, Dash.
Hey, what the fucking scheme that over there?
Speed!
No, no, no, no!
Speed!
No!
Joe, do you want some soup?
Yeah, make today about us!
And get one for the, for the special!
I don't know how many we have!
You're not the last one.
You are the last one.
You are the last one.
I'm sorry?
I'm sorry?
Yeah.
What?
But you know Jake more than me.
Yeah, you're the last one.
I'm here.
I didn't mean to.
What happened?
Oh, you get one.
Whatever, whatever works.
I can't leave my disabled friends here.
I'm watching.
I'm watching.
I'm watching.
OK.
Let's go ask for a swim trunks.
I'm trying to hold you.
I'm trying to hold you.
Sorry, I'll stay here.
I'll stay here.
It's OK.
You want to go swim trunks?
You guys do a swim trunks.
I'll wait right here.
All right.
All right.
I off!
I just need your promise.
No, please, tell me we're gonna lose them.
No, please don't!
Hey, you're not gonna move from right here.
No, I'm gonna move!
Don't move, man.
Don't move.
Just follow me.
There's more of the sunlight in!
Hey Russell, come here!
Get on it!
Come on, come on, come on!
What are you doing bro?
What's taking so long?
What's taking so long?
Wait, where is he?
Disabled guy coming through
Oh shit
It's fucking party, man!
He's like, he's like a game that you like that
Wait, what's happening?
Oh, it's...
No, that's just...
No, why did you do this?
You needed to just stay put, bro!
bro
you want to drink you want to drink you go take it you go get your fucking
swim trunks
asshole
I'm sorry, he's disabled.
Excuse us, it's all four of us.
Enough nuts?
Oh god, I'm not watching you, I'm not watching you.
Thank you, bro.
Hey.
Four of nuts, that sounds good.
He heard me, but he's not any more.
How's it going to go on the pool?
Go, Lacey!
It's up in the pool, bro.
We can put like it.
Put the balls on it, so you float.
Y'all go swim it.
I'm gonna stay right by the car.
Lacey.
Lacey.
Lacey.
Lacey.
Lacey.
Lacey.
Lacey.
Lacey.
I'm gonna stay right by the car
You need anything expedited?
Do you want me to give you anything?
I'm just taking a shot with my man right here
I'm just taking a shot, I'm sure
Are you gonna take shots?
I don't have that bro
No bro, what?
I don't have like a full bar menu like that
Okay, what's a tasty shot?
I got it
I'm a little bitch, bro. I'm a little bitch.
I never say that. You're a handsome, sexy, successful, and mischievous man.
Thank you. Appreciate that action. Thank you.
Sorry about that. Sorry about that.
Honestly, I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry about that.
Honestly, we're the most able person here.
Who, Dave?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ah, don't worry about it.
Here, take your fucking swim trunks.
Are you sure?
Is he leaving?
Try and take a shot.
Hey, we need shots for racing, man. We need shots.
Let's get five shots.
Five shots, hard to say.
A lot of stairs going, won't ya?
Oh
Slow down. Not too much. Not too quick. Okay?
Not too quick. Just keep that with you.
You need me, man? Let me know.
Let's get him a cigarette.
Is that weed?
No, it's marijuana. I don't know what it's about. Let's see that.
Oh, thank you.
Do you want weed?
Let's get him every drug that y'all have here, Ashley.
Let's get him every drug y'all have here.
I have a few. I have a few.
I'm honestly just out of alcohol right now.
Alright, just out of alcohol.
I appreciate the bottle, actually.
No, no, no, no, I'm not using it.
Maybe need to use the restroom?
Let me know.
Thank you, I appreciate it. Thank you.
That'll be hospitality.
It's better than normal alcohol.
Whoa.
That's not bad, right?
Whoa.
That is good.
It's not bad for me.
Come on!
Come on, Josh!
I'm driving!
SHUT UP!
No, no, no!
We can try that!
Hey!
No, no!
Baby Ash!
No, no!
Baby Ash!
Hello, Baby Ash!
Yeah!
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
I'm glad.
I waited for you!
Oh, my God!
What's wrong?
Get him up alone!
You can't have it!
Hey, c'mon, it's like, please, please make a wish!
Please!
You can't have a little sale!
Yeah, great!
It's uh, Malibu!
Oh yeah!
I'll make you a hat bro!
I'll play basketball, it's where my knee.
Coming through, shot o'clock!
Beam, beam, coming through, shot o'clock!
What do you mean?
I'm sorry.
What the sh**!
Where are we going?
I'm here.
How do we get a balloon?
Right here?
Where's the hat?
Where are you seeing it?
How about it right now?
I got something like this.
Wow!
Wow!
You got a bug.
You want a libra?
I'm trying to get past me with that water.
Yo, he's dead!
Gotta make the balloon!
Hey, make him like a twin for that.
Alright, I'm ready to go.
How's this thinking?
I have to wash my hands.
Okay, forgive me with a shake.
Almost like a hot dog for Thanos.
She kind of looked like Resident Evil Booth.
She kind of looked like an office.
Is he making?
What did you tell him to make?
A crown.
Or the king crown?
K.L.A.
You can see it, but you're going to have to tip him, it looks like, except it's going to be a tip.
It's already paid for it.
You got it.
How much you think this would have cost for ours?
Someone sent three cameras for a pig in a wheelchair.
Is he okay?
I think she's gonna take short.
Yeah.
She's gonna put the balls on her.
Right now?
There you go.
Right now?
You're going.
Everyone, I'm ready.
Yeah, bro, you're gonna show up for a party.
She's gonna get us.
It's not my party.
My party's on the life of the first.
I worked that one.
Oh, I'll be showing up.
It's my party.
We gotta find the next thing though.
The chat wants to see more.
Maybe.
Look at this guy.
He's got to get his first crowd.
We don't see you drink.
Wow.
Alright bro, chat wants to see you drink.
I don't see all these drinks.
I got you bro.
Wait, this was drink by a...
I like it.
I'm gonna turn around.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna turn around.
I'm gonna hit you.
I'm gonna hit you.
Oh, wait, that's actually... that's actually pretty high.
Yeah!
That's just tough, brother. Pretty impressive.
After resting, even through.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Hey, this is like Donald Trump.
That's art, that's art right there.
Wow, he can't use the little balloons.
Oh, it's a penis balloon!
They're all penis balloons if you think about it.
I don't even thought about it!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
I trapped!
I
I got you, I got you.
Shut up.
I got it.
You going down?
Yeah, I'm going down.
All right, man.
Wait, wait, what do you mean by that?
I got you, I got you.
Go check.
I got to go, Jack.
I can carry you.
I got you.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
I got you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I got you, I got you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Go check.
I got you.
Are you sure, sir?
I got you.
Oh, shit.
That's a big step right there.
That's a big step right there.
Let's go.
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit sir! Oh shit sir! Oh shit sir! Oh my god. Thank you man. Thank you bro. You too. Thank you.
Where you going?
Careful, you might catch some speed here.
Hold it.
Can you help?
Hold it, yeah. Just like push it a little bit.
Yeah.
I'm holding it.
I want to push you.
You got it?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Going backwards.
Hey, just like Dallas, bro.
Where do you hide your cars this way?
Oh, I think you cracked it.
Oh, I just cracked my phone.
You got apple care?
It's the worst day ever, bro.
Did you see in the front?
Fuck it. Fuck it.
No, no, no, we need the crown. We need the crown.
I can't see.
My god!
I hear on! I hear on! I hear on!
I hear on! I hear on!
Here you go!
They say!
Hey!
Don't drink already!
Oh man!
Come here!
Hey bro, where are you going?
Hey bro, where are you going?
No!
Why are you trying to leave, bro?
You're not supposed to be by yourself. You need it. You need a stroll, bro. Are you over stimulated?
What's wrong? I'll just take you through the neighborhood. No, I don't want to go through the neighborhood. I want to go through the neighborhood.
I want to go home.
You cracked my phone.
I dropped my phone in Crackty.
Oh, God.
Why don't you just pick up and grab it?
What?
Fucking asshole, Lace.
Where are we walking to, guys?
But we're taking him to the next run.
Little stroll?
Listen, buddy.
OK?
Not everything needs to be a party indoors.
We can enjoy life outside.
I just want to play video games.
Whoa!
Don't be a vibe terrorist.
Come on.
Don't be a.
Yeah, don't be a vibe terrorist.
Wow, Lacey.
Look what's in front of you.
It's a normal cyber truck.
You got a cool little one, bro.
Crazy?
Get mugged, bitch.
Haha, yeah, we gas cyber fuck. So where are we like exactly plan on going?
Honestly, I saw a little kid playing basketball. I was gonna go play with him. Where is he?
He's back there. Actually, yeah, he's playing basketball outside of Charm. But I was gonna go play with
a short basketball with him. You're not holding this shit with me? I'm gonna try to push him around
a full speed. No, no, no, not full speed. Actually, not full speed. Not full speed. Please stop this.
Can we find a hill to take him down? Bro, I think a hill would be actually cinema. The chat would be
putting W. But we could get like a little lazy camera. Just a jester, bro. Chad, what are you thinking?
We think it down the hill?
Well, you're not, just you're a king.
Wait, why are they saying, why are they putting, what happened?
They're saying Lazy versus Hornet's Nest.
Lazy versus Hill.
Come on, bro, let's lock in.
How you doing, bro?
You good?
You drinking?
Let's move, ready?
Maybe you could try to dunk.
Bro, we could tell Jason we're trying to go, hey, chat, any other parties?
I can move to the next party.
Bro, come on bro, don't be such a Debbie Downer.
Yo Russell, can you find parties in the area?
No, no, no, I don't know anybody.
You can't have, just call Lofi bro.
No, I know where there's a party at, we can go.
I called Lofi, he said there's no parties.
No, I know a party, it's a party in Calabasas, let's go there.
You're going to Chloe Parker?
No, it's a party, let's just go to the party in Calabasas.
What's a party in Calabasas?
It's a sponsored party.
Ooh, shit!
Sponsored by Keynes.
What?
Huh?
Yeah, why didn't you just tell us this? Oh shit? I'm getting out of the road
Oh God, what do you mean you're getting out of the road?
What do you mean you're getting out of the road? You just leave the guy in the wheelchair here!
Bro, just move out of the way next time. I thought he's gonna hit us, bro. Dude?
Yeah, they're out of fucking the road.
Back it up, Lacey.
Back up, Lacey! Back up!
Back it up, Lacey!
Listen, first, Lace.
Bro, if you want Lacey, we could go we could make our own fucking party. Oh Ron
Listen, you go have fun with Jason at the party, bro. What is fun if I'm not with my friend. You're with Jason
You're disabled, bro. I'm not gonna leave you. You're with Jason, bro
Let's put let's just you know what you do
Or we should put like some fucking like boost on here and make you go flying
Like you should aerial through the fucking sky
I'm not leaving your side, bro. No, please leave my side
Should we put Lacey in the back of the cyber truck?
No, Lacey wants to go back in, he said.
Right through the party?
No, I didn't say that.
Oh, come on.
No, I really didn't say that.
No, I really didn't.
Listen, I want a tan.
I want a tan.
No, no, no, I'm going to be honest.
I'm a little oversimulated.
I want to just sit out here by myself,
and then I'm going to come back into the party in five minutes.
Five minutes?
Yes.
I just need a little fresh air.
You need five minutes?
Yes, and then I'll come back into the party.
So you're not going to leave?
I'll watch over him.
I'm going to show you.
So let me get this straight.
If I go back into that party, you're not just gonna get in your cyber truck
Where drew a Russell is gonna fucking drive and you're gonna leave no
I'm gonna sit with you then. No, but I just need some alone time. All right drew Russell. They just
in the middle of the road. Buddy, stay put! I'll be back in three minutes! Hey!
Yo, you're not getting anywhere, Broly. Your wheels are about to break.
I'll come back after this. Alright. Let's do a lap.
Bro, his wheels are dead, that's about to break. Oh, is he okay though? I don't think so.
Imagine, you can't walk, you can't go downstairs, you can't go to the
kitchen, you can't grab snacks from the snack cabinet.
Hey, but how long is that gonna be like that for? Who's he talking to?
There's a car!
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
You're parted.
What do I fucking say?
Oh, this is fucking bullying, bro.
Like, I genuinely hope you-
Bro, put on your crown.
I hope you get a car accident back.
Put on your fucking crown, bro.
Just put on your fucking crown and be happy brah god fuck
Like enjoy it man
You know Lacey your tip them right using your card
You want to go let's get out of here then no you stay here. No
We're gonna go back if you want to go back bro, no you stay here and party
I don't care to fucking party with people, I don't know, bro.
All I know is Tara, Jake, and Jacob Satorius.
So, maybe just, uh, you're just trying to, like, fuck some little shit.
Nah, I was just making a drink, I'm just gonna be honest.
We have out...
Bro, but you know what I'm like, I'll probably go to the food store.
Sure, I did forget we bought shit.
We can all just get hammered in the pool.
I, uh, that's your, I would never do that.
Bro, my whole chat is sp-
I got, oh, I ended up, yeah. I'm gonna let a firework, okay?
We're gonna let a firework right here.
No, we're not.
Look, Jason's here. Jason!
You're following a firework.
Come on!
Relax, kid.
You're tight.
You're tight.
Do I gotta cover your mouth?
What's up, bro?
Everybody okay?
Hi, bro.
Where can we go?
Where are we up to next?
We're up to the next one.
That's the party, Lacey.
You're just telling us about foods.
I don't know.
Here, Lacey.
You ready?
Hop up.
Lacey, you gotta hop, brother.
We gotta put your matter in the daddy.
The day is about course.
It's not about these fucking random people man. How many shots deep we are? I'm like what I took two shots of that like one
Sorry Asian
Asian
Russell drive Russell drive and then came to we got one camera man here. They see get it or ladies get in the drivers
documentary seat fucking seat get in the
Drew get it. Yeah. Yeah, we're good
Ladies that means mean you have to stay at the party
Drink
I mean, they said I could drive.
You have John drive, please get in the car.
Whoever drives a car, there's any damage that's coming out of their bank account.
I want to go back home.
I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to.
I want to rock your body.
Can you stop to rising, Jess?
Stop to rising.
Bro, I mean, am I ready?
I have to go down from the car with you, okay?
Hey!
Another Asian in the seat.
Nice job, bro.
Hey, Lees.
I'm an L boss for not letting you stay, bro.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I should have let you guys drunk and go fuck some bullshit.
Dude, you should have let me quit my job and just get drunk instead of doing my job.
Ways, bro, all right, new Asian guy driving
All right, everybody say thank you to Tori on the Wtar in the chat. Maybe we come back
I get her my thanks and she said of course Wtar a man for letting us come W. Hospitality
Lacey, are you good? Yes?
I'm not liking the vibes right now. So fuck you
What the fuck?
Bro, we just pushed you around, got you free fucking alcohol.
All that just happened was I got fucking stuck in a corner and smacked in the head 30 times.
That's all that just happened. That's all that happened.
Oh my god, bro.
This guy's an angry drunk, bro.
Yeah, and you got paid thousands for doing it.
I hate these fucking ungrateful strings.
You know what you do for work.
What did I just see you do?
I'm wearing caves.
I didn't even know you could do that.
stress eating you understand you understand if you eat so much and
you're in a wheelchair you're gonna get a blood out of your face is close you're
leaving them over the obese you need to stop eating care bro let's just go to
fucking what's the next party where we need OSCS anyway they live or no our
key OSCS for them
I
We get a W lays out we're on in the check
I want to go to
Bro loosen up dude
Loosen fucking up got a whole community that loves you man. Yo, BJ
Y'all throwing some shit or no
6? I bet, I bet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna pull that 6, bro.
We got national and we got water slide.
Alright, we're there.
You need a takes blast or no?
No, no, no.
Hold on. We gotta pull her coming in.
Ewww, that bitch was big.
Open the window.
Just flip this back watch.
Come on, open the window.
Alright, got you, bitch. I'll see you soon.
Usually it's like glitch it's like stuff to your finger, but I got a first try
You know we should do we should bring the party to Lacey's room
Bro, cuz he could just stay stationary. I'm a library. You're fucking genius. Yeah
Bro, we we still have a bag of chips at home, too
A singular bag of chips are you fucking kidding me?
What's the matter with Lacey? He's after his fun at home?
BASH!
Bro, Lacey, what do you- okay, no, no, no, no troll. What do you need right now that
we can go get you? What do you need? You need to go home?
Bro, honestly, it's not even crazy, but I'm a Clarion 720S fighter. It'd be so nice.
It's not what I meant. I meant like, well, like, I'm just saying around, like, you're
so rich and you're so much money. I was just, like, imagine I just had a brand new
He just blew my whole drunk.
He just blew my whole drunk, bro.
Come on, come on, we need to take a shot for that.
Can we do this in the car?
Where are we driving?
It's a sealed bottle.
Oh, it's sealed?
All right, bro, let's go home.
John, sit down.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah, bro.
I want to, I want to.
Oh, you want to, do you need Keynes?
It's closed.
Say, oh, I'm fucking God, Keynes.
It's closed right now.
I'll just check.
I'm not gonna, I'm gonna fuck some real shit.
What?
It's gonna be you.
Oh, bro, I'm not even kidding.
If they staring at Jason for too long, you might actually turn to stone
Drew said you really don't teach the break. You know, but do some you could also just self-driving
No, but I was actually a beautiful woman. That's why he was scared of her
If you quick self-drive right now, it would just take you the whole way
This is soft for people. Oh, yeah, we get some bonus boy. What is that? Fuck you me do shit. Sure. We shouldn't stay
I
My wallet let me know
You're on wallet. Let me know
Rocket was in there business. Yeah, I saw rocket book stairs for the girl. No one got I saw that too. Yo
Is that my marlin's alive is because rockets fucking solution?
I think m3 needs to make a tweet about
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
BOMBMA CLUB! What the fuck was that?!
Stop driving!
I pulled the wheel.
You gotta be bomber climbing by sure.
Oh, let's see if they actually...
He left his shorts on my sweatshirt.
Oh, damn!
Take it off, Mad Max. See top right where's his Mad Max? Click down and press hurry.
No, no, no, please don't. Like, actually, we're gonna throw up.
No, no, Mad Max is like the highest setting.
Hurry is it?
No, hurry's the second highest.
There's sitting called Mad Max
Yes, hurry
Yeah, that car was going way too fast
What's going on? Hey!
That's probably Jerry Will
Fuck, he's Coco. We don't know Coco that goes to our school
Alright bro, wait, that was a whole different girl Jason saw Rock you're talking to?
Nah, I know one bro
Here's the thing about parties
That's that chrome glasses on and a long clear tee
You know what?
Here's the thing about parties, IMO
Since we're in my opinion, we can't say too long bro
We've got to get a little bit of alcohol on our system. Now we go back. Maybe flip some patties with some burgers
Oh
Six or might be another party HR also
Nine there's another party. I found a place of long on Austin McBroom says
Yeah, we dare we dare. Oh, shit
Fuck you mean. Oh shit. I mean, bro. We can move today. Can you do magic movie?
I'm excited for the next one. Yeah, wherever we go you go with us. Yeah, you're like no Lacey. Seriously
What's the fuck like what's going through your mind right now?
Speak your honest truth.
You might be hungry, bro.
Are you angry?
Yes.
Oh my god, he's angry.
I'm gonna flip you some burgers.
My mood depends on food.
What?
What?
You need to have that dosage.
Wait, what happens if you drink the redda?
I mean, it's just like dancing.
No, it's not the same thing.
It has to go in your bloodstream.
I don't know what happened.
You'd probably die maybe if you drank redda.
I don't know you guys bought patties, right? Oh, yeah. Oh easy, bro. What's up some burgers?
It's too bad. Yeah, it's some W's for the burger flipping segment
Burger get down
This is actually a very good
Really my crown. That's a fucking no-pad
Dude, it's my crown
Hey a crown for a cake not a chester for a cake not a chester for a cake
Hey...
Hey...
You alright buddy?
I don't wanna...
I don't wanna...
Yo guys!
Life like this couldn't be any better bro than this.
No, we're about to flip burgers.
Burger?
Bro, it's the fucking 4th of July!
No, no, no, no! Did you just fucking y'all?
Yes, I did.
Yeah, bro, what do you do about it?
Are you tired?
Yes, I'm tired.
We're not even at the two-hour-
I can't sleep during the night.
What?
Well, I can't straighten my legs, so I have to sit up,
and I can't sleep sitting up in my bed.
Sounds like a bunch of fucking...
Damn, you think your chat will run here?
That they're gonna probably tech-watch that, bro.
It's fourth of July, bro.
Let's be locked in.
Lacey.
Do you want to do...
Elevate your feet?
Your foot?
Huh?
Elevate your foot when you sleep.
I can't straighten it.
No, you don't need to straighten it.
You put it in, like, a little thing.
What is that Jason there?
It's not going to work buddy.
They're going to put black bars over your face and it's going to be thin bars let me
tell you.
What?
Focus cocoa, we don't have enough of cocoa.
Yo, I don't want to drink that.
That actually was garbage.
I'm not gonna lie, a mic's hard, with a vodka Red Bull,
with two shots of Malibu fucking strawberry.
I'm not drunk, bro.
No, it just tastes disgusting, bro, like.
That actually wasn't that bad to me, honestly.
That's the kind of Malibu's not bad.
Yeah, but when you, I don't, I don't, I don't.
I want Canes.
Is there a Canes alcohol?
Stop, bro.
No one's saying anything about Canes.
Canes sauce actually has a 2% alcohol in it.
Save one, God.
If you have enough of it, you get drunk.
Oh nice, I'm getting caught up.
Someone said I'm a woman drinker with women pants on because these are girl pants.
These are girl pants?
Yes, but they're really cheap.
They're really cheap.
Bruce warm. Bruce warm.
This shit uni says.
Thank you, bro. Bruce warm.
Oh, that changes everything.
Bruce warm, I smell it.
Hey, bro, if you're behind your monitor right now, bro, make sure to take a shot so you can drink with us and post it on Twitter.
My child already took shots.
Yo, what the fuck are you doing? Why are you breaking your hat?
Oh, you know, I'm gonna put the crown on let me put the crown on bro
Fuck yo imagine if we could get us like
Look at the sky, bro looks fucking insane. You can't just get a play
Doug
That's great time for that
Just open the angry orchards. Yes a real man's drink. What is it? Oh angry orchards
Where's where's the where's a lady that drew out?
Is he good?
I don't give a fuck.
You know what I don't?
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't, I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck about you.
Say it.
I don't give a fuck about you or anything that you do.
That's all I know.
Fuck, bro.
I hunt your miles away, but you're here.
Bro, does shit sound like a fight?
The fuck is wrong with you, bro?
Urgh.
Bersh apple?
Yeah, you know what drink I actually like about some sissy shit?
What's the drink that has milk in it? What is it?
That's milk in it?
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about?
No, no, no, no, no.
Mexican one, right? I already talked about it.
No, I think it's not that.
It's the one that with the cinnamon one.
No.
Cinnamon toast.
Bailey's, Bailey's.
Bailey's?
Bailey's is good, but Bailey's is basically just wine, no?
Is it? I don't know. I tried some of it. It was actually like...
My Baileys is really good.
Yeah, it was really nice.
So, it's coconut butter. I actually love coconut butter.
I love coconut butter.
Alright, bro. We gotta find the next party.
I mean, bro, the next one is slow.
We're gonna have to cook burger.
No. No, not like...
You're a murderer. Like, burger, burger. Like, food.
You eat your burger?
No, not like your burger type of food.
I eat your burger first.
Okay.
Isn't the grill unplugged?
What?
Mark Drew? So just plug it back in dumbass.
No but I'm pretty sure that tried to do it.
It didn't work.
It didn't work, yeah. So we don't have any.
We'll use a pan, bro.
It did work. We hate hobos.
Yes, sir, Chats.
We're gonna light fireworks in Calabasas when the last time that happened there was fires everywhere.
Let's be the guys who do that.
No, the last time we did that, somebody left.
What do you mean?
Oh, aware.
Aware.
Coconut water.
Aware.
Oh, bro.
You need propane
Oh, they ran out of propane. We just get propane right from the oven, no? Yeah
What let's he do it? How do we get an air fryer?
Solves everything. You know what like this, you know, you can do what bro take all the propane
Breathe it in and then put it out the time. Well, it's like helium. I make your voice quicker
But instead it'll make your voice deeper. We should do a big bear ship, so
Oh
I'm down. Can you door-to-ash propane? Where? Wait, I have propane
Do I not remember we bought for the balloons? No, that's
Ilium
Ilium squealium
Handsome Squidward, I see you doing well
Wait, y'all, y'all, but there's no chance y'all were thought to grab propane at this store, right?
Uh, no, because me and Adam made hot dogs in the video
Bro, come on, there has to be something that we can do to cook. It literally works.
Let him cook now. Let him cook.
Bro, chat. Are you sure you want to give me Keynes? I don't want to know.
One of your chat is talking about Keynes bro. Okay.
It's July 4th. It's closed. Okay, mods.
And the next person talks about Keynes because it's like everybody.
Let's keep putting them around.
Well now the chat's gonna want to talk about Keynes because they want to get pinned.
No, they were talking about Keynes at the beginning.
I guess I have to ban, like ban the word Keynes from my chat because they spam Keynes.
But there's a guy in my chat named Raising Keynes.
It's so annoying, really. Stop spamming go Keynes.
I think she's the most annoying shit ever.
Oh, not my chest talking about Keynes, bro.
See? What do I say?
Bro, that alcohol...
Is my eye twitching?
Is my good or no?
Am I fucking good?
Where the fuck are we, bro?
Can we go to Kenya?
Can you shut the fuck up, bro?
You like that one?
What's wrong with your leg, bro?
You need a leg?
Sometimes the body needs a lot of shock value and the chat probably knows I'm talking about but if you smack your leg super
Heart it might actually shock your blood into like fixing it. I'm not kidding
It's like you ever get like a you ever like run into something and it hurts and you're like like to try to distract the pain
Hi hungry, I'm Ron. Why did you make me this way?
We got mobs, please
That shit's right ready. Yeah, I should probably read it. I should probably like a little toy for me
That's she kind of like the office type of rental
She kind of
She kind of looks at her rental. I'm having a great time bro. I'm fucking late. Is that my McDonald's?
Oh my god. I'm gonna go make burgers though.
And yesterday when I when I said, oh, we should get McDonald's burgers
I'm pretty sure your words were you dumb retarded fat fuck. So now you want to put it up. Well, that's because it's catered
So now you want McDonald's after you called me those words yesterday, now you want McDonald's right Jason? Okay, but
Guys, I'm worried
January McDonald's is trash
It's the 4th of July
No
We're supposed to have-
I'll get some Telovi, huh?
I bet it's Telovi, it's not good
Why does that?
No, actually it's actually like the food's made, to be honest
The fries were pretty solid, but the sandwich itself, ass
Why don't you see you get a thousand gifts in when you said that?
Yo bro
I saw this fucking fat ass, there was someone at 9am eating Taco Bell, they were in a black
cyber truck.
Actually I was duty driving to the fucking gas station and I saw a black cyber truck.
It was kind of fucking like, it was wide as shit bro, I was at 9am eating Taco Bell.
I had no Taco Bell life.
I didn't know somebody.
My bro, what the fuck?
What do you know?
Cocoa that goes to our school.
I never even had some, I never, what's Taco Bell's breakfast on your bed, I never
had it.
What?
Pretty sure they have the, um.
I'm not even kidding, can you name every item on the McDonald's, I think?
Yeah.
Try.
There's not that much.
There's not that much.
You obviously have the cheeseburger, the hamburger, the double cheeseburger, the triple cheeseburger,
the Big Mac, the crispy chicken sandwich, the crispy chicken tenders, the chicken nuggets,
you have the fish filet, you have the McRib, seasonal though, you also have the, uh, the
quarter pounder, the double quarter pounder, then you have the fries, your apple slices,
M&M McFlurry Oreo McFlurry apple pie sometimes apple and cream pie sometimes
strawberry and cream pie also seasonal
um
holy fuck
the crispy chicken tenders the McChicken
um
pretty sure it's everything
oh you have the uh the the the crunch the
stack wraps
how do you
wow that is like genuinely like that's talent
oh
all yours are the hot and spicy chicken sandwich
Okay, so you know when your brother's birthday is?
What's your anniversary of Darla?
So you know the whole McDonald's menu
Keck walk Keck walk Keck walk
I'm not gonna lie, I can eat a whole fuckin'- I'm so hungry I can eat Jason, fuckin' Tom
Lin.
I'm so hungry I can eat Ronnie.
Ronnie Nets.
I'm so hungry I can eat Nicholas Fosco.
I'm so hungry I can eat Lace Corcos.
So hungry I can eat a dick.
My birdie shirt won't fit.
It's trying to be funny.
I wasn't- gay doesn't equal funny, bro.
Yeah.
They fake mad and fake tired doesn't equal funny either.
No
No, I tell everybody home we're about to go up the hill and then we got to fix the paddies bro
Guys what I learned how to make use chops this shut your bitch ass up, bro
Why did you have a use chopstick when he came out of China with that
now? From birth. You didn't have that chopstick in your hand from birth.
You're not getting a viral moment, but you're not getting that iconic
from birth. You never sketch like that. Yeah. Where's sketch been at? He's taking a break. I think he quit.
Why? I don't know.
Ahhhhh!
Sketch has been streaming for 2 months.
I didn't stream for 2 hours, my child.
I just put my fucking social security number on my Twitter account.
My chat would literally say,
take the day off, you deserve it.
Yeah, cause you're a loved brother.
All of my chat would literally want me to take the day off today.
But guess what? I was like going to the WJC.
I want to see the WJC today.
When your days don't work,
back to you still before.
The cyber truck is actually kind of like a cheat code you haven't literally put your hand on the
The cereal, the whole time.
We're gonna have to once we pull in though.
Yeah, let's do the code.
Code?
Bro, this is the core now, it's not the code.
Fuck.
Oh, shit.
Fuck you, you shit.
Uh, John.
What?
Aw, that happens.
Shit.
J-throw up.
Whoo!
Where are you going?
I'm not putting the code, I don't want to scare you.
Oh, shit.
The real guy has a good singing voice, Loki.
Thank you, bro. Thank you.
Guy on the right, Loki looks pretty sexy.
Oh, thank you.
Dude on the far left is fat and chocked.
I'll let you, basically. I think the camera's...
The camera's...
You're the left one, bro.
Nice.
Oh, my God, bro.
He's got myself fat and chocked.
I think you're pretty wrong.
fucking stupid inverted cam, like what is that, it's like inverted
oh is it rain?
no, don't rain please
okay, it's a hot take, I actually missed it
bro, I missed it
no, it's cloudy, it's fine, it's not going to rain until I fall
holy shit, it's cloudy all day
hopefully there's no chance of meatballs
ah, jinks, I'm going to drink
wait, drink
what was leaving the house right now?
that's probably drinking, dropped off with Russell
There's no way they needed to call a black truck on your cars like why do they have to call a black truck to go on a 10 minute
Let me tell you how to be the game. Let me check my MX. Let me get my MX a guarantee right now
But check right now. There's gonna be a black truck in my in my thing
That's probably like a hundred dollar Uber to
Yeah, I'm gonna jerk you off from behind. I'm getting Greg right now
Did too soon, bro. Too soon.
Oh, so you're too slimy, bro.
We did have to get up.
We could have been too slimy to kick him to Mexico.
Bro, I'm actually mad.
Now I'm actually mad.
I'm dead-ass mad.
When I get mad, I get angry.
When I get angry, I get furious.
When I get furious, I get upset.
And when I get upset, I get disappointed.
Bro, too slimy.
Ex-core.
You know any W's I would have seen in my chat?
Uh, it didn't bro.
We could have got a DJ to play some dudes climbing
and move the fucking house.
We've been legendary.
Oh my god, I'm in trouble.
Alright man, by now Sookie should be awake.
Wait, it's a chat.
Can I take it?
Are we not allowed to drive them?
Like, I wanna look-
Can I get on my scooter on my own couch?
Yes, you're allowed to drive off-road.
Really?
Yes.
I don't know.
If you drink, you can drive off-road.
I don't know about that.
I used to go all the time back at PA and driving a drink fuck Erie, Pennsylvania, bro
I'd for real ain't nobody give a fuck about
Shit is like look at this it's like oh my gosh, we prank him make it really loose
And then he falls and then he does the Peter Griffin game.
But we got to regrade the fire word to back it up placing the low keeper.
Now from that angle pilot that we made it out right?
Oh shit!
Fuck you!
Hey buddy!
Oh shit!
Fuck you!
Hey buddy!
Fuck you, dude.
Hey, buddy.
So I got bad news.
Your wheels, like, damn near broken.
Silky, I think, broken.
He did.
I heard him told him I was gonna get a piece.
I said, I tried to order a new one.
I said, wait, 45,000.
That one's out of stock, that one's out of stock.
Only the ones who've been tying me a tiny four wheels.
I said, Silky, actually hurt, it's not a joke.
He said, bro, it's fine, I can jump on a back of it.
Now you're fucking happy.
I see the king of prints to everything.
Oh
Let's go what let's go let's go have him watch the
Oh my fucking god, she's on our Arlington brothers fuck your crowd kid
Made it back in time for the party oh shit
We're cooking up
There's another you can do.
I'll push you bro, I feel bad.
She's fine, she's fine, she's fine.
Papa Willy!
I'm good here, I'm good here, I'm good here.
You sure you don't want to look at the view?
No, no, I'm good here.
You sure you don't want to look at the view?
No positive.
I love to see a vibe.
And when you really killing that shit.
You can't get me?
Oh, he's having a pool here's way.
Yeah, bro.
What's in the pool?
A pipe.
Keep the table right.
Fuck, bro.
What the dog doing?
What the dog doing?
What the dog doing?
Hey, hey, what the dog doing?
What the dog doing? You've never seen that mean
Want a burger eat a burger
Yo, are you fucking seriously gonna call girls hose your disrespectful as fuck man
That's actually so fucking weird Eminem should unsubscribe to you, right?
I thought you were a woman I didn't know any ladies in my chat. Just know that you are appreciated whisper
Lacey, what would you like? What would you like?
Here you go, what do you want on your burger?
Melt it on I like it cold on top
Are you thinking I'm God, you're the God.
What are you doing?
I think so.
OK.
OK, it's a little pink.
That's how I was going to put it.
Damn, bro.
Jason, get a dog.
I bet.
Not like in a weird way.
Wait, we don't got hot dog buns?
In the kitchen.
In the kitchen.
The kitchen's loaded.
I don't want a burger, though.
Yeah, you want a burger?
Eat a burger.
I kind of want a french fry.
Wait, hold on.
Let me try this bad boy out.
Let me know.
Wait, where's the dog?
Is this a type B set?
The dog?
I mean, we got another patty?
OK, this is like a hot take.
I'm not on yet.
I got to actually eat all your 100 of these.
Anything that you could fry in my head.
This should remind me of Allenton.
There's hot dog ones inside.
It's a drew.
Okay, bro, hurry up.
Can I make sure it's soft though?
Make it quick, bro.
Can I make sure it's soft though?
Wait, Liz, while you're inside,
do you want to grab the hot dog ones?
Oh, no, I'm going to play bro.
I'll get to this shit if you don't want me on this hot dog.
Shoot, that's not your L, I would have done that.
I know, that's not your L.
That's not your L.
Hmm?
What is this?
Not bad, not bad.
Nabs? Nabs. What seasoning do you use, Gilly?
Uh, onion powder, pepper and salt.
So you get the other core boys to try and join us?
Yeah, we're good. Not bad.
Very good.
Nah, yeah, you guys are good, you guys are good.
Is it salty? Or is it bad?
No, it's good.
Okay, it's a hot take, bro.
I can eat a hundred of these.
We tried. We got a lot of burgers.
Oh, we got? We got like 30.
Yo, Gilly, you eat that like 30 burgers?
oh my god idea this make the biggest hot dog ever bro oh okay you're crazy I
could dance get this back my dog you cannot eat the whole thing so I got I
couldn't do this you actually don't think I could do this
oh no I can't I just I'm not gonna like hey cook another hot dog take everything
I love I can think I can watch it.
I think they're gonna bring the hot dogs out here.
I'm gonna stay here with the baby.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Baby! Where?
You know,
it is physically impossible,
but for some people they can,
if they...
No way.
That's fine, right?
five seconds
You're right
You just drag you you want to eat it no wasted food. I'm good
Fuck it the red rock kids. I am a threat. What about the kids in Africa? Yeah, they see what about them well, let them
You know growing out right now
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, I'm so hungry.
No, I can't, bro.
What is that?
It's a holiday.
It is a holiday.
The calories don't count on a holiday.
No, calories don't count on a stream and a holiday.
Here.
It's probably actually disgusting eggs.
Wait, bro, I want...
Alright Lacey, so each cookie contains 160 calories, that's not bad at all, 16 grams
of added sugar, actually not bad, .006 iron, how much protein in there?
And one gram of protein, not bad, that's not bad, that's not bad, that's not bad,
No need!
No need!
No need!
No!
I don't want to get wet.
You had 100 cookies?
Where is that?
She's drowning.
100 grams of protein.
Here's the acid.
Come on.
Bro.
I'm not going in there.
I teach him how to swim.
Did we do this thing during the cell phone?
Yeah.
It's just a baby.
This is like, bro, this is more lit than a 4th of July part of them.
Cool, look at that bro.
What's up fucking bros?
We got another part.
Bro, let's just get drunk and play a video game all together.
Oh, we've been saying this.
Bro, the chat doesn't want to see us go fucking
rinse some girls, bro.
We all got girlfriends.
We're all washed up.
Bro, we gotta go fucking play some video games, get drunk.
Calm down and play video games.
Where's my camera, man?
Put it on the disabled guy.
What?
Get right back, man.
Where's the mic's hard?
That's in the kitchen.
Do you want to get you one?
How's the taste? You good?
Yeah.
What flavor?
What flavors are there?
Every flavor. Just name a flavor.
Blue raspberry.
Say something about it.
Blue raspberry.
Yeah, we got both of them.
We got everything.
Is there actually no blue rice?
How are we doing without blue rice?
How are we doing without blue rice?
How are we doing without blue rice?
I'm kidding, they don't have blue razz, so.
Moral cop, Buzble?
Yeah.
Can you tell us why, Drew?
Uh...
Say I'm good.
I'm gonna crack this shit over you.
I'm gonna crack this shit over you.
I'm not gonna...
I'm not gonna...
I'm gonna put it on my floor for now.
Why don't...
Do not put...
Drew, what was that?
Drew!
Dude, I grabbed it after.
I just...
How about here don't me about take a sip this I can guess the winner to work up
USA
Bro it literally said us
What do you want me to do with this?
Why do you have a mic sardine?
Uh, for my friend.
Sterling, open it up.
Can't open it. Can you open it?
There's nobody there, yes there is, I just gave it to him, he just walked away.
You just gave it to him?
Underage drinking, you fucking, I'm your stream, I'm your stream.
not a lot i don't even count twenty is under a drinking
all right
they were doing it
but i just want to make it
well this is so much better than being at a party
gillian hola howtow mckay
saying god
brev glissier
Bro, I just can't wheel myself around with a train.
We need to get you a cup holder attachment.
Wait, Gil, you got a glissie for me?
But I don't want a bun, I just want it.
Straight glissie, no bun?
You grab me a glissie, Drew?
Yeah, hold on, I just have one hand.
Just grab it and put it in my mouth real quick.
Just grab a glissie and put it in my mouth.
Hold on, all right.
Is it hot?
Hi chat, today we are doing a one-shot, one-kill challenge.
One shot, one kill, guys, basically, the counter is in,
you got a one shot, one kill.
Three, two, one.
Fuck!
This is a hot dog, you have her in the mall, Mr. Fucking Life man.
The wheelchairs, fucking life.
Says you.
Look at this.
Chat.
Chat.
You see him fucking complaining?
How could he complain about this, bruh?
Maybe because I'm in a wheelchair?
How could he possibly complain about this?
hey some people don't even have chairs be grateful yeah they could just sit on
the ground and walk
tomorrow we should install attachments to your wheelchair I don't want attachments
like imagine you're gonna train they even put over your on your lap I don't
I don't want it.
There you do, bro.
Come on.
No, I don't.
Bro, don't be in a bad mood.
I'm just going to get drunk and wash my pain away.
I'm going to my hungry we hold around shit oh my god we should take you to the skate park
I would die.
I'd be fuckin' sick.
Where do you wanna go?
What do you wanna do?
No.
Why do you wanna go desktop, bro?
I don't wanna, as I desktop, as I'm right pointed.
Well...
...that's it?
I don't know why you would be with thunder in them.
Let's just do drugs so you can forget about everything and just become numb.
As a matter of fact, go down that shit right now.
Go do the dragathon.
Where are you going, man?
Where are you going, man?
I'm going to take Cody in.
Are you actually?
Yes, bro.
It hurts so bad.
You spoke your first bun outside too?
I can't rely on weed.
Hold on, someone's had a grab so big one over here.
I don't know.
Bye.
What did you do?
Did you do this?
So imagine, you're pushing the water.
Push it in the water. You feel when you push it? It's hard. Yeah, that's
You're just doing this. We've got to keep your feet to them
You saw you get the feel though, right? Yeah, you stop pushing the water. It's like aggressive. Yeah, okay
Now you're gonna do the exact same thing with the opposite or no with both legs. Yeah, but both legs like this
Okay, I'm gonna go under water see how you like
Wait, wait, wait, I'm going to go and see your legs.
Oh, God.
Why does he hold his breath so heavy for going half a second?
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
He caked up.
That's all your legs.
I'm just trying to teach you.
That's all your legs.
Okay, you got to battle, though.
No, okay.
Say, this is what everyone knows and this is facts.
They're not going to do this in a shallow way.
You have to learn to be uncomfortable.
You're not pushing hard enough, bro. You see it. Yep, like that
Harder you feel like you're in the middle of the ocean. This is all you got
Paddle hard, bro. No, not fast. Just harder. Use your hand. See? No, you had it
Paddle your arms.
Harder, harder, harder. Yeah, more deeper, harder, harder, just harder
Dude, I don't understand, just stand low
Look at that, look at that
Sayid, my fucking shoes.
Oh no, a millionaire fucking up his shoes.
Are you fucking kidding me, bros?
Sorry.
Do we just throw him in the deep end in 98?
Bro, I feel like, bro, surely you don't just think.
Just keep your legs.
No.
Here, we were right here.
Babies, when they teach him how to swim, they throw him in the deep end, and they let
him in.
Look, that's the baby.
I threw him in to the shore, and where the stairs is, and he went like, and he packed
He's like, oh I'm about to die, let me try my best to survive here.
The thing is, if there's like a scientific reasoning behind this, like how this works,
oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Then I can do it, but I just can't because there's no actual science behind this.
So that's what they say, be in the middle of the ocean, just fucking start kicking your shit.
Can you read what the trash man's about to say?
Give it all you've got.
Let go and just flare your arms. Just flail.
Like look.
Flail! Flail!
Flail, get it!
Flail, flail, flail, flail!
Keep flailing!
Keep flailing!
Okay, okay.
Get off!
Get off!
Say, do you have a ball on your sleeve?
Huh?
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
I got a spell.
What do I do about it?
He's just laughing at me.
I tell you, come here.
We're gonna go up to the short end.
Say, you know the float?
No!
Okay, I know the way that Gilbert taught me.
I didn't even need to.
If you just do this, your ears will go in like this.
There you go, yeah.
My face will never go in.
There you go. Now try to do it on your back.
Now kick your legs a little bit and you'll stay like you're keeping your head on.
Okay, I'll try my back.
I'll try my back.
No, come here. I'll go on the shorting. Walk your ass to the shorting.
Okay
I think my camera got wet
Say are you good?
I'm gonna throw you upside down.
Don't breathe under the water.
Uh-oh.
Oh, Steve.
Yo, you hurt.
The party's still happening.
The party's still happening
Silky silky we're throwing the party here
I'm about to come to our partner.
It's about a party with fucking rules.
Look.
What the fuck is he doing?
He's not breathing, that's all.
Inside your mouth is above water.
What are you doing in front of your face in the back?
How are you choking and dying in three feet?
Because I was trying to hold my breath today.
I...
Nibs!
Throw him in and you gotta get up, okay?
Okay, don't breathe under that.
Where is this guy going?
Where does he go?
Oh shit!
Where are you heading?
at this point and I will then I don't know what y'all expected I told y'all
was gonna not be able to do IRL for until it was done so I don't know what
you guys fucking expected from me. I literally can't.
Rage literally, I was like this, yes, post-surgery, but his knee wasn't in throbbing, excruciating
pain.
It's been two days, and you don't expect me to fucking heal like Superman and be able
I'm gonna go IRL around, like I'm not in pain.
You know, Tyrone, I don't know why you're talking.
You were literally the one complaining at the party.
How do you want to do this?
Do you want to just scoot up and about like you did the first day?
Hopping is just so much more dangerous.
What do you think about this part?
Bro, just scoot on your butt.
Scoot on your butt.
Wait, hold on.
Are you going to try to hold this there?
You say your data about it, let's get to the rest of it, like, like, finish.
Want to push you?
If you had crutches, it would be easy, yeah.
I mean, if it wasn't in pain, I don't know how else I can explain it.
I thought you had crutches.
Crutches are when you're done with surgery and you're okay to move around.
Every time I move my leg an inch, I get a shot of a sharp pain going to my knee.
Wait, where are you? I don't even know.
Just keep doing laps.
You guys think I'm like super human or some shit?
Oh brother, I mean you did say you were subhuman before the interview, right?
To be fair.
Are you ready?
Elevator? Elevator's broken. And then I asked if we could get the elevator fixed and they said it wasn't in the house at least.
To have the elevator working.
Mike.
You can try the one over here. I'll try this one. I was closer.
No, I'll put it on the other side.
Do you think this stairs are easier?
I'm dead-ass thinking. I might be locked up downstairs.
Just temporarily, like move my setup, maybe to like this room.
So I don't have to just go up and down the stairs?
You want to blame us when everybody told you to get the surgery?
It would have been the same shit if I got the surgery a year ago,
and then you guys would have complained that I was in a wheelchair
and doing nothing for the summer and would have complained about the content
when I was in a wheelchair then I literally can't win I could play a
little bit in that corner would the sound be too crazy though with Jason's
dream you know
you're starting the gym though
no we need the gym
son you are not using the gym
I still have to work out
alright bro get some upper body workouts
Can you have it in our wits?
Who did I say?
Marlon Jerome.
Good.
It's not even here.
I'm going to wait.
Or wait if you want.
Maybe I can have you as one?
Oh, talk now.
I think he's calling.
Here.
This is 13 pounds.
So, here's the money.
All right, this is 13 pounds, so 15 reps, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Come on, you got this.
Hey.
We're in the jam.
No brakes.
No brakes.
No brakes.
What is that, bro?
Some squats.
Some squats?
Do you want me to take this weight and smack across the face with it?
Have you never heard of a one-legged squat?
Do some jumping jacks.
Wait, check, real question, if I'm in a wheelchair, can I lose weight working out of my upper body
if I can't do anything with my legs, or no.
I feel like you can't do anything.
You're healthy.
But how?
I'm not doing any cardio.
Look at calm why so I can just PC people complaining.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Look at this thing.
It's a it's a stair lift.
Look.
And it takes you up the stairs.
We don't have straight stairs. Does it only work on straight stairs?
There's a seatbelt and everything.
Costs 3K.
Costs 3K.
Costs 3K.
Costs 3K.
I like to move the up.
Alright, next set.
I give up working out.
Bro!
Come on!
I want fireworks.
I want fireworks.
I want fireworks.
I promise you it's fireworks.
You didn't kill him or package some?
Yes, he could be friends with some.
Call Redify.
Yo, Redify, quick question, brother.
Any chance you could Uber package me a firework or two?
I'll pay for the Uber package.
Well, what are you looking for?
Just some column shapes to column little firework.
Change to one?
Yeah, like one, one.
Oh, yeah, I actually have a couple in my closet,
so I can give you actually a couple.
So if I have Drew call the Uber package,
you could Uber package it?
Yeah, of course, of course.
But how big is the firework?
Well, I could give you like three mortar shells.
A mortar shell, hold on.
So I tell her to put in the tube and then shoot up in the air and shoot up.
Mortar, firework mortar shell.
Okay, that one looks a little crazy.
Do you have anything a little less than that?
No, I don't.
Yeah, they're not a baby.
Well, Yugi.
I know you like this.
This is cool.
Well, big shake.
Come on.
We in Mexico tell me.
You have one right now.
I don't know.
Okay, never mind never mind. Oh
They're saying GG jail
We're in Mexico
Wait, can I be next to the mortar or no like actually or
So do you think I can light it and roll away quick enough
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm busy.
Am I in the Terry video?
No, do I?
Yeah, a little bit.
OK, never mind.
Hey, y'all have fun letting those fireworks out in Mexico.
Send the Uber, we'll send you some, don't worry.
OK, bet.
I'll hug your text you.
All right.
I'll talk about things.
All right.
Hey, check it.
What?
I got some inspiration.
Huh?
I got a recommendation.
You got me a donation?
You see me?
Since I'm such a good friend and you know what?
You can't do much iron on it.
I know you know what it is to walk around and sit around
and make reservations to us.
Do any of you think you can see God says,
please, we're going to play a drunk game?
We're going to play some games, but are you going to be gone?
Just for you, God.
Just for me?
What do you mean by, I don't want to iron on it?
I don't want to iron on it.
I just want to work it out.
So I want to have fun with my friend.
I know you're not global.
You're not global right now, but I'm trying to hang out with you.
I can't go anywhere with you.
I am too. I think I'm going to shoot in Marlin's room.
Why?
Because I'm on the stairs here.
Oh, just stood on your butt.
No, because the chat just said a fucking laugh at me.
Bro.
Alright, alright, I'll put it down and you walk up the stairs.
Let's go Lacey!
Let's go Lacey!
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
stairs. We're already halfway up.
Basically put the fuck in the phone stick, get your fat ass up!
You're lucky we got a hammer and a push on those stairs.
Why? Why? Stop those fucking charities!
Why?
You're gonna do the fuck, is he?
Do you need a shot from the liver?
No, no, no, please don't give anybody shots.
I'm begging you, I'm begging you.
No, please you're under some kind of diamond.
I'm begging you, I'm fucking with you.
No, go back. Jigs is calling, Jigs is calling, Jigs is calling.
Jigs is calling. No, Jigs is calling.
No, Jigs is calling. No, please, please.
Please, get up!
Get up, stop closing your eyes, keep your eyes open!
Eyes open, eyes open!
Eyes open, eyes open!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
For St. James's calling, Jesus is calling.
I need a liver shot, man.
Come on, get up!
Up, up, up, up!
What is this city shit?
Get up!
I don't want to.
What?
I don't want to.
Does this give you a fucking blob?
You don't want to spoil me.
All right, it's got us reservations for gaming.
Oh, get your ass up.
He's calling you.
He's calling the group chat.
Hey, there's the answer.
He said he was not playing inside it.
He just texted me.
He said, first thing,
gotta make sure at least he gets up these stairs, though.
No, but he's literally
so much as to tell her
to pick up the discord.
Oh, my.
He really says, yo.
He's going back and forth.
No, no, no.
Say that.
Sit your ass down.
I'm just going to sit there.
I'm about to call someone.
Do you want to sit there?
I'm about to have him come to us.
to us. Someone's gotta grab the wheelchair. Fuck the wheelchair. You're gonna crawl. Oh
shit. Oh shit. Fake injury. Fake injury. He stood up on one leg and he retards. Yeah.
Really? That's a fake injury. That's a bad idea, Lace. There's hoppers in the toilet.
But he grabbed his moisture, so one of his up there.
Come on, man.
Get up.
Get up, bro.
Come on.
Bro, let's go.
Let's go.
Head up.
Up.
Head up.
Come on.
Head up.
Head up.
Head up.
Head up.
Head up.
Head up.
Head up.
Oh shit, one hop, one hop now, one hop now, one hop now, now walk with it, now walk with it.
Hey, hey, hey.
What am I going to see?
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Pull the gaming chair out, dude.
Great times.
Imagine all the disabled people in your chat right now that I want to see you in
Why are you moving you're actually like a horrible person
No, I'm not gonna hope you get a car accident and die really okay
Wait do you want this or the wheelchair
Yes
Why does my title say offline?
I got a hat?
How am I hacked?
What's good guys?
Why is my title say offline?
Who's Tyru?
I'm not his armotom.
Can you bring me up a whole case of mics hard?
Yes.
No, just bring me a whole case of mics hard.
No, just bring me a whole case of my corner.
My title sentence is offline, bro.
And now people are going to think I'm not streaming.
Now the chat probably thinks I'm not streaming.
The chat probably thinks I ended.
I'm going to turn it off.
Lacey, why did you end stream?
He's a great apple.
They got all of them in there.
Mmm.
you're not speed. Wait, I have
an actual question about speed.
You're telling me if speed was
IRL streaming and somebody walks
up to speed on the side of the
road and says, yo, speed,
I mean, my mods are useless, my mods change my title and now I have to fucking handicapped
discord party drunk gaming
sad life fourth of july
trapped inside hashtag wanna die
How are you crying with a torn ACL, you're a millionaire.
So money equals no pain.
three equals zero problems.
Jack Dory slapped a little TJ.
There's actually zero shot.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come
Did he smack him and then run away?
Yo, a smack and run is crazy.
I'm getting an actual six pack butt.
Okay, I'm making a six pack too and I'm not going to lie, I'm making a tweet.
I'm making a tweet.
Hello?
Lacey, what's up?
You're making a three.
Yep.
Lacey, what's up, bro?
What's up?
How you doing, bro?
Yo, you guys want a 4v1 me and Siege?
Four?
Bro, we will shit on you.
All right.
Yo, we could do a little bit of a wager, dude.
Like, I think I win this.
I'm not even kidding.
Wait, who is it me, Ron?
Who?
It would be you, Ron, Dantas, and Lace.
Yeah, we win.
Yo, Muto, what do you want, bro?
Yo, Ron.
Oh, brother.
Wait, did you just hang up on him?
Kids, you're me?
You know what the French part is, bro?
Hey, these are my biggest motivators at the table with dinner with success.
And let me tell you, bro, two years into his career, and he's angry and negative
to anyone that tries to care for him or his friends with him.
He dead ass, just a miserable human being
in a fake friend that says he hopes people get hurt or die.
Like God forbid anyone messes with him.
Yeah, bro, it's such a funny joke
when a person's hopping up a stair,
it's flight of stairs on one foot,
just retor a ligament in their knee.
It's such a funny joke to put the chair in front of them
and then move it away while they're trying to get to it,
while they're in pain.
That's fucking hilarious.
That's so funny.
Oh my God, it's so funny.
So funny, bro.
And as I go to sit down, I put pressure on my bad knee.
So it's hilarious.
That's so funny.
I didn't ask anyone to stream.
I actually just want to end, bro.
I don't enjoy the streaming shit anymore.
Like this is gonna be miserable.
I'm about to just take nine months off
and just get surgery.
I
Do it
Hey Thomas happy 4th of July man. He sounds drunk
Is he drunk perchance, who was he talking to a
Phase member or something. I don't even know what's happening. Is he drunk?
Well, I think everyone's fucking drunk today except us
Yeah, for some weird fucking reason I'm sober. I'm getting a six pack like I'm
Yo, Lacey, I gotta get a six pack bro like it's over like it's I'm gonna start logging bro. I'm gonna start logging shit
Bro, just drink
Yo, it's a national drinking holiday peer pressure classic. No, bro
I'm locking in bro. Like I need I need to get a six pack in a month. Like I'm not drinking shit
Okay
One drink though.
Dude, I'm gonna eat chicken and rice every day, eat salads, vegetables, like I'm gonna
get huge, bro.
Don't ask, listen to me, listen to me, clear, we're gonna take over the site, all right?
Okay, how?
Wait, where in the rink are you playing in right now?
Uh, fuck.
Wait a minute, hold on, Jinxy, I'm noticing something.
Oh, fuck.
Wait a minute.
So let me get this straight, Jakezy.
You've been grinding Fortnite, and all of a sudden,
you want to get a six pack for some reason.
What do I do?
Yeah.
All right, I'm back.
Bro, I think he's getting an icon skin.
Bro, I think he just confirmed it.
What did he say?
He said that all of a sudden, he's
always been grinding Fortnite a lot.
Now he's saying that he's getting a six pack for some reason.
If he gets an icon skin before stable Ronaldo, bro, I'm gonna rush his house with a foot. I'm on stream with a fucking bazooka
bro, I'm gonna blow up this fucking house
I'm literally gonna go live and my go live notification is going to be exploding JC's house
And I'm gonna have a fucking rocket launcher
Bro or oh my god, that's good aim or maybe just maybe four nights a good game and I like playing good games, bro
Come on man like the program you already got your good pro bro. You're gonna win. Don't worry
Yo, who's your bro for the program run? Oh, they gave me clicks. I'm just kidding
Wait, you're pro. I don't think it's announced yet
All right, we know it's clicks bro. Yo, Lacey. That's not a fair team, buddy
That's not fair and you know it. How the shit's lamicki the shit is lamicki if you win
Okay, so if so, let's say it was hypothetically me and clicks. How is that not fair?
I'm saying if it was
Yeah, okay, how's that fair? It's a pro and a semi pro. It's called pro KM
Oh, that's like that's like them putting me with fucking like any pro bro. It's like a pro to pro like I should
Play with that. You see there's not a single pro I could play with that would be fair. I
I got somebody who who mr. Peaky
That's not a pro. It's a pro. Yo, what it's you're the pro bro
You know I have to be the pro if you have earnings on for tonight. You're a professional
Why because you earned money on for tonight fax your cap cap cap, okay, but I'm I'm not gonna lie like so you're gonna
No, I know some people that got earnings on for tonight that definitely are now pros bro
Look dude, all I'm saying is, I mean, Dante, you agree with me, right?
And aren't you playing with the best player?
Guys, I'm a pro player.
What are you talking about?
Like, yo, it is disrespect that I'm not a pro player.
I could undoubtedly get on Fortnite any day of the week and either win a game, win a tournament.
I could win games, bro.
You've seen me get on.
Okay, so Ron, if you're a pro, get an amateur teammate.
Period, bro.
Get an amateur teammate.
like hell. Here's the cold hard facts, bro. And Ron, it's time to wake up and smell the coffee,
bro. You were a pro. If we get a pro end with me and you, we would get dead last, bro. Everybody
knows that. Can you do me a favor? Can you do me a favor? Can you just look at the camera? Hey, guys.
Yo, Vincent. What up, Buttercup? Happy fourth. Happy fourth to JC. Rainbow six seasons. So,
don't y'all normally do like a party or something? Yeah, we don't. Because we're growing up, bro.
Fuck this party shit. Let's get drunk with the guys turn our camera discord play a little monster chameleon
Real yo, I think we
the game. It's just anti
funding they don't fund the
game. You're close to see
J.C. J.C. J.C. When does
rainbow seven come out. One
bro. That's wrong. Actually
was controlling out actually
All of the games have six of them changed. Oh shit Jason you getting on or you want to join the match with Chameleon?
Let us know yeah
I'm gonna make room for you bro if I got a leave like what?
You're Jason. Oh the W
No, bro, we got room y'all we got room y'all wait, so what what what do we do with customs?
So we're gonna jinx he wants to bet how much money that he could beat us
Now it's different and it's a 1v5. I don't know about it. I will give you a kill lead, bro
Is that what you want?
Oh, vamos vamos. Yeah 1v5 kill lead chat. Does Jinxie beat us in a 1v5?
Surely not there's actually just not a chance in hell
Does the Jinxie realize I'm actually I don't think Jinxie understands. I'm actually good at the game
I don't think he really understands that.
You're gonna beat me and like,
yeah, if you guys got a six round lead
and I fucking like these guys and
brother, I don't, alright,
how about this, we'll do this in
season and after we'll do all of you guys
versus me and Ron before they.
Bet.
Um, I think we just lose that,
I'm gonna be honest.
Fortnite skill gap from
Seed skill gap is way different.
It's not about the skill gap, bro.
It's about seeds you can just get a head shot.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
Like this!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
Hold up.
Yo, I haven't done drinking this Mike's shit with the combination of a shot with the combination of red.
I'm stuck right now, y'all. I'm gonna be honest. I'm stuck.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
You see the awareness, bro?
Chad, Chad, I opened a-
Chad, Chad, I got fucked by that guy.
I a Yeager black ice. Should I open that up Ron? I have a bottle of vodka if you want it
No, no, I can't bro. I'm gonna open up a Yeager black ice. Give me a second
You know what? I think we should do is we should maybe cam up get a couple of drinks, bro
And maybe oh my god, man, okay, bro. Let's get this word camera on this word. Yeah, it's for three our games
Almost over man. Sorry. Oh
It's fine. Oh
I could get a teammate for the 2v5 who
Uh, so we laser the camera.
Can you say spoit?
Laser.
Now we got a wager.
Two of us, five of us.
Now we got a wager.
Fuck!
Okay, what if we give y'all a roundie?
I don't think we win a round.
Fuck no.
We don't win.
We're out of time.
We're like fucking God in your siege, of course.
Just boys like ten of you Jinxie
Yeah, low key means boy to still unbalanced my China saying that you lost the plaques. Is that true?
We have not lost a singular game today, bro. This is the problem with propaganda, bro
Like no, we're I'm fucking wiping the floor with these guys. Yeah, what is my skill level in season? You say rank wise?
What's your level? What's your level?
Five so unranked
Zero no no no like on a skill level. I feel like I'm at least flat
No, literally, no, you haven't even got level 50. You're not even copper. You're actually wood
Yes, level does equal skill. No, it doesn't even know like what you're on video games
China's points down they're not down
Bro, that's a fair game. There's five of y'all lock in
5v2 with 2 with 1 pro and 1 like washed retire see he almost had 2 pros see channel almost there
you know I care about bro let's go a wash want to be thrown bro Jinxie I'll be honest with you I
don't want to speak to your chat like I'm not trying to farm retweets or nothing like that but
bro I don't think you were every like a pro at siege I'm gonna be honest with you all right
Hey, uh, got this. Did you get the spot?
Bro, this game is fucking retarded.
Yep. Welcome. Yo, run. Let me say this, bro.
So I was a cop.
My favorite, bro, you were not everybody real quick.
Wait, what's wrong with my game?
Chad, what do you mean?
Fix it.
I'm going to kill the little lobby real quick.
But.
I
Think I
You didn't get a text yet run wait what you got a text
Bro I said text even got accepted
Bro what the fuck
Leak check Twitter bro. Yeah, so you having fun on Siege
bro this last game was decent but why is this one so miserable it's the same
map I don't know how you could have the name Ron's cum-socking it's just spawn
beaks probably it's gonna be just you're just spawning you dude don't this
have you been doing what I said I said every time you spawn in jerk off for
15 seconds you'll never get spawning again yeah no I'm gonna start though
I wish I could jerk off right now.
Well, I'm confused what we're doing.
Lacey's better at Fortnite than Jynxie is at R6?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, actually, that's a good question to ask, Jinxie.
Yo, Jinxie, question.
Yo, talk to me, bro.
Do you think I'm better at Fortnite
than you are at R6?
Absolutely not.
No.
Are you on drugs?
Brother, Jinxie was just a fucking content creator.
That's all he is, bro.
You're just a content creator.
You have to accept that, bro.
You know what you are? Like I'm not even trying to be disrespectful.
You should be.
That beats in a rainbow and in every other game he's just dog shit out.
Kind of.
Uh, well, guess who has two thumbs that just hit Diamond and Rocket League today?
Oh nice bro. How long does that take?
Like eight months? Seven months?
Oh, Lazy's Diamond.
Like, look bro, let me say this man.
I'm just gonna say facts and chat. You guys can stop me when I lie.
Chat, are all the people that I used to play with and against in those console tournaments
in Pro League right now, yes or no?
Yes, they are bro half of them are pros bro literally
We were in fucking pro league man. Yo, don't look at that guy's left leg by the way. Look at this left leg
Yeah, Dylan bro
Can you mock my friend?
Can't bro the lighting in here doesn't doles. Yeah. Why are you all saying stop what no, they're all pros bro like all of them
But bro guys if you guys don't want to get the work I understand we could play on the game
of your guys speed you're on the game oh I'm sure rainbow should be boring
cuz we would just Molly walk so then let me get a teammate bro let me get one
guy and then it's fun who girl who who can you get to make it fair check give
us a person this guy named William this guy named William oh is he a fucking
bro is he like no it no this is William who's William we want Charlie
Warley who the fuck is William William lobster I want Charlie on that you
good play with Senna
Why don't you get Mr. Peaky?
Who the fuck is Mr. Peaky?
Alright, first off, watch that skin.
Second, bro.
The goat, bro, what do you mean who's the goat?
What do you mean?
He's the goat, bro.
Okay, miss, boy, go fuck yourself.
Yo, man, this is my first game ever.
Some of my Twitter accounts say that you earned $3,000 from Rocket League.
Or not from Rainbow, that was your earnings was re-k.
Not bad, not a bad start.
I'm literally so not true at this point.
A blue, a blue.
Say he's wearing a blue hat.
Literally so not true.
I earned thousands on that hand.
Probably can be me.
Yeah, so I'm pretty sure what would get me.
A thousand.
Here we go.
No, no, no, that's not true.
And that's his trick.
Let's try it away.
Bro, look, bro, if I won B-5, y'all,
I need to get a round lead, dude.
Let's keep it fair.
Yeah, I mean, we'll give you all rounds.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't think we'll lose a single round.
Yes, no.
Let's give him like an eight kill lead.
I think you're a lot worse than you think you are.
I'm a lot worse than what?
Like, you think you're better than you actually are.
Yeah.
Like, you think you're stopping right around there.
What the fuck in Discord call it?
I thought this was like a chill, like, 4th of July.
I'm just getting berated, bro.
We're both averse to each other, bro.
V-R-V-A-R-R-A-D-E-E.
Bradaddy?
Berated.
Oh.
Kinksy has essentially $0 in official competitive tournament
earnings as a professional player.
GG fraud.
It's a career rather than an eSports athlete.
Because what we did was console tournaments.
They weren't pro tournaments, but half of those guys
are in pro league.
So when you put console tournaments,
just be honest with us, ready?
Yellow dude hands up, whatever you wanna say.
I used to see you stream because I was a fat depressed loser,
right?
I wasn't streaming, I would watch your streams.
And it would say $100,000 console tournament.
How much money were there?
I mean, do you want me to be honest?
Yes.
Like,
Cause I used to watch you and I thought there were 100K.
The roll of Saturdays, I literally thought that was
for 100K every time we go to.
So how much do you?
Wait, hold up.
So you're telling me every single time,
she's telling me I was sitting here,
I
Was sweating out watching you play for a hundred dollars, bro
Dude
That's hunger, man.
Wait, they're saying at most it's $50 a person.
That's, I mean, he was trying to look here.
You can't even hate him.
Yo, guys, no.
First off, let me say I didn't start that whole trend
of the fake titles.
But let me say this, the tournaments were not 100 bucks
to the winners.
How much money?
How much?
It was like it depended on how many entries there were.
Let's say, what was the basic?
What was the basic?
Imagine.
What was like, come on, tell us.
I don't really remember, bro.
It was something, it was like a figure.
I don't know.
So you don't remember, but you played a thousand of them.
It was a lot, bro.
A lot of money.
Now listen, bro, are y'all ready to play or what?
I'm ready.
I'm ready to win you, bro.
Yeah, well, where were you, Jimmy?
You just lost the Pond and Lobby.
How the fuck do you think you're gonna win them 1v5?
Who the fuck is Jitty?
Because...
We don't have a coach that knows who our school is.
Because those guys were good, bro.
You guys are not.
as a cop.
Alright, Ron, how do I invite you, bro?
It's not letting me invite you, man.
Are you bearing on?
Bro, you should just...
Oh, yeah, you guys want to cam up?
Yeah, I'm down.
Dante, do you want to throw in a cam?
Yeah, yeah, give me a second.
Oh, I'm about four.
Mike's hard.
I'm about four.
I'm about four.
Mike's hard.
I'm about four.
I'm about four.
I'm about four.
I'm about four.
I'm about four.
I'm about four.
I'm about four.
I need a beer, bro.
I'm gonna play some Siege with the guys.
Kind of a good one.
I don't think you guys should drink, man.
I think we should all get six packs, bro.
I think we're done.
Let's keep drinking in 2020.
No, I want to have fun with life, bro.
I already have a six pack.
Come on, Trevor.
But what actually happens to your guys' fourth party?
Because I remember yesterday you were trying to actually set it up.
No, no, no.
Just, I don't want to talk about it.
Baylor's, bro.
Just stay.
Things happen, bro.
At the end of the day, bro, me and Dante has good at making it, bro.
So they had to call that shit off, bro.
Me and Dante has good at not making it, bro.
Yo, guys, listen, man, I think you look at the camera over here.
Yo, why is he trying to like, you see what this guy's trying to do right now?
So I'm just going to be done with it.
You guys have good camera quality, bro.
My camera quality is child.
I don't know that the camera.
By the way, Dante has holy testosterone on Ron, right?
You're literally Joe just injecting estrogen into his ass.
Yes, currently right now, yes, but I'm gonna have a six pack in one month, bro.
That's not a six pack challenge.
No, no, let's all make a tweet.
Let's all make a tweet right now.
So we're all liable for a six pack, bro.
I don't want a six pack, bro.
Yo, uh, Dante has for more purposes, bro.
Lacey and Rod, he's drinking Mike's hard lemonade, as he says that.
Lacey and Rod do this every month, and they just scam their Twitter followers.
Now listen, bro, I'm actually gonna get a six pack, but I have an injury.
Here's my current physique, and you guys let me know what you think, bro.
This is day one of the lock-in.
Day one, like...
Oh, God.
It's not even bad.
Not bad at all, bro.
Wait, can you flex your pecs or no?
Wait, do you have Gino or whatever it's called?
Where nipples are just too big?
See bro, the only problem is that I have like slight man tips, bro.
It's not even bad though, Jinxie.
You have man tips, you have Gino.
I think it's Gino, yeah?
No, I have Gino too, it actually is.
Like, we both have it.
I don't know, what the fuck?
Pinch your nipples a little bit.
Pinch your nipples a little bit.
Do you actually have Gino?
Pinch your nipples a little bit.
That's kind of you could get um you could just I think you just max out your protein right get that go away
Yeah, bro
Bro basically in 30 days
I'm gonna have a six pack bro, and if not like just unfollow me chat like to lock me unfollow me
You see you see make it you see make a tweet make a tweet. I'm not making a tweet
Well, you see hold yourself accountable, bro. Yeah, I'll go with y'all. No the issue with y'all is you guys make a tweet, bro
Just lock in
Okay, but if I okay, so what if I had just had the right
Randomly on stream no one would care unless there was a tweet to like simple as that bro
I'm just being honest
Like you have to hold yourself accountable, bro. Didn't you just do a 7-eleven mukbang?
Why is my chat saying you do a 7-eleven mukbang?
And I'll fairness I did give him the idea though
Doc has literally gave me the idea
11 food is good though what no it's not bad sir if you get the right items it's
not bad okay I don't write out okay the chicken wings not bad of 711 okay
they're not bad yeah I watermelons beers are good they have a whole candy
section they have a whole chip section you can get all the onions you get the
spicy men cheese also your goal for actual hot food and you're really hungry
piece of pizza is not that bad in 711 they also have the tostito rolls like
after like a little to Keto's or.
Ask Lacey, ask Lacey to close his eyes.
They name every menu in the McDonald's menu.
He can do it.
No, no McDonald's.
Do the, do a new one, do a new one.
He named everything.
He named every single item.
Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it.
Talk about it?
Baze, by the way, holy jaw line, bro.
Thank you, bro, thank you, bro.
There you go.
Thank you, bro.
Baze, I did not say you, bro.
Baze, Baze, look at me.
No, you gotta edit.
He's trying to get at it, bro.
He's got it on your head, bro.
He did has got to edit it on your head.
Yo, you realize we're going to a World Cup game in a week.
That's going to be IRL, bro.
You don't want to fall into the same trap Marvin fell into,
bro.
You need to lock in.
Because I don't look good on this camera, buddy.
That's fine.
Like, lock in.
Mark, show the screens.
All right.
You can leave mogging in like in the next time you come in.
Last month, his cringe.
We don't need to be doing no mogging contest anymore.
I'm tired of people putting black bars over his face when I'm in this.
That's what I'm saying, like we get it, you got it.
Right now, everybody's got to have a black bar on their face.
Oh my God, bro.
Okay, so.
Because of you?
Listen, man.
What game will we hop in on, y'all?
Like, what game will we get in on?
Siege?
I'm gonna draw.
Bro, we got it.
You said, like, didn't you say you were?
But didn't you, before we got on a match at Charmillion,
didn't you literally said that you could 1v5 us?
I want money, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, I could 1v5, but I need a round.
lead. Okay how much of a round lead? One round. Because bro to be fair I said 1v4 and
then Jason joined it. Jason's not even bad. What the fuck? I mean bro I'm not. Yeah what
was that? Okay. Look bro let me keep it a buck. Let me get one teammate. Alright who?
Do you want me to call him right now? He's just gonna get up. He's just gonna get someone
He's better than him.
Yeah, it's funny.
A normal ass teammate, bro.
It's not going to be a pro.
It's not going to be split.
All right, I got it.
Fry's emoji, bro.
Fry's emoji, straight fry.
I swear to God, it will be split.
Bro, if you call it low, call us right now.
OK, you can play it low.
High vibes.
High vibes.
Yo, stop it, what's up?
Stop it.
Do you want to maybe do a 2B5 here?
No.
What?
3B5?
What?
No.
Bro, what?
Yo, it's just my duo. What do you mean?
He's good off that all right stop it a happy fourth bro take care of yourself kid
Canadian isn't he?
From Texas, bro. What do you mean Canadian? All right stop it? I'm gonna catch you bro
Yeah, yeah, you could go ahead you can play Monday Mike. Oh Monday Mike
So me and my dad to be fine. That's a teammate
Hey, that's more you tell pretty fair to look okay. Yeah, you know what bro like y'all win
I'm not gonna one be five you guys, okay? Like okay, but should we just have our cashups? That was a wager
Yeah, what do you need your senior dodging? So now you're dodging we can get five you brother
Okay, so if we wager bro, I need like one to me. Let me get one to me, bro
Wait, how about me and Dante's to be for y'all?
Oh, that's versus Kona, I'd be down.
Okay, how are we hitting?
Yeah, you guys versus us, you guys versus Kona.
I'm not gonna lie, I actually, I actually win that.
I think we win that.
No, you guys have not seen, I'm like a natural talent, bro.
Dude, I hit an ace today at level five.
Oh, shit.
Wait, chat, wait, chat, who wins that?
I mean, we won that, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, I think we win that.
I mean, we could, I could two me five, I could get high boss.
If Dante's not on heck room, then we just,
How good is Dante's like on God's government son? Is he like that guy like I'd say like max copper
Copper 3 is a stretch
All right, that's right, let's do it how much money how much money you have on this
What is this?
Why is this in the map?
Are you kidding me?
I don't even know what this is.
Yo, this looks like a bad thing.
I can't believe I love this.
I feel like I'm getting a good girl here.
Wait, why don't we just be five?
But I'm...
Do you want to see me or rather?
Wait, how about...
What?
They're spamming the same shit? They're spamming much?
No, I'm not. I'm just a mob blaze.
put in the calisthenics. Fuck. Did you actually? What? Wait, I'm free mogs. I'm low key free
mogs. How much though? How much? How much? Oh, brother. Yo, I don't know about how this
is fair, bro. I don't know if this is fair. This is your idea. Oh, hi, that's weird. Yo,
um, wait, why don't me and hi-fives just 2v5 y'all? That's fair. Bro, hi-fives is charm.
How's that fair? It's gotta be you and I, like, you can't be you and I sweaty. Yeah, bro.
It's got to be you and Dante's.
You already made up the rules, bro.
So the kind of thing is, Jason's not even bad.
At least he's not even bad.
You think you lose a 2v4?
Yeah, you're a noob.
You're a noob.
Bro, think about it like this, bro.
I'm a noob.
He's a noob.
You're talking like you're a top tier pro.
2v4, but it can't be on Oregon.
It can't be on Oregon.
What?
What?
Don't just sit in the corner and hold the door.
It's stupid.
Okay, so you're scared.
So you're scared.
Got it.
L-O-L chat.
L-O-L, he's scared.
I'll put any amount into this, bro.
Come on, two before, let's do it.
Okay, two before.
Oregon, you can walk anywhere.
You can pick any setting.
It doesn't have to just be kids.
Okay, deal.
Ooh, do my brother's fighting off fireworks.
I hear you.
Oh, by the way, by the way, Jason, Ron, Lace,
I have a firework coming in.
Ooh, the package we're about to light up tonight.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Invite, yo, Ron, invite them, invite them.
How about you drop to the Kingly letter of respects?
put my username in the discord group chat if anybody wants to shoot me a friend request
I got you added bro
I don't think you do I launched through Ubisoft not steam
don't ever talk to the king like that
wait what?
what is wrong with the king?
check out I have an interesting idea bro
is there an emo to describe what I look like?
what?
I'm the king bro
me and spoi 2v5 y'all
nooo
y'all risk nothing
bro
Literally all this fucking mean spoitship, bro all this me how shit, bro like come on, bro
Like come on me. How let's just fucking play the game put some money on the line
That's what I'm saying
Unranked players brother's fair
But you think well bro be bugging right now if he had diverse middle school
They okay lays hit diamond. Let's watch unranked player, bro. Please watch that shit
That's okay. I'm not alive to say you're new and just say you're scared and just say something carries you
We don't have to do this bro. Let us do it. I know you're literally the one
We just wanted to say that it's gonna work. This is I'm silver. I'm dead ass silver
We're default. Jinxie if you admit that
Yeah, well, I'll be honest with you
I get it if you want to dub this not put some gifted on the line
You're scared of your reputation because your chat's gonna say you're bad at the game, bro
Like we're not like we don't have to do this, bro
You know I'm saying don't feel pressured like like bro like no one's gonna be mad in the chat
You know that or we could do a little double with spoilt, maybe but just like give us a kill lead, you know
Yeah
Yo, bro, I'm a good player at this game
There's four of you fuckers like and your guys are all mouse and good to be two before
Well to be fair I had diamond on controller on keyboard now, so it's kind of invalid
Look I don't know what the new character
Why did you?
Y'all just open Jinxie's stream.
He's literally cheating in adjusting settings right now.
I'm laking the game.
I'm making the game.
So Jinxie's cheating.
Flaba sabba, maba naba, fourth of July, ball ride.
Ooh, rare.
OK.
Rare.
That was a rare one.
That was a rare one.
That was a rare one.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right, Vontess, ready for this, bro?
Yeah, wait, can you tell me the invite again?
It, like, disappeared.
Wait, wait, wait, what's the wager?
There doesn't get it
Word comes to us. Oh shit that wheelchair looking mad good for a clip. What could it?
Thousand gifted is like a lot bro. That's a lot. Let's do like a hundred
Wait, didn't you guys scam me and Joe? No
Why haven't you guys eaten your punishment yet, bro? What is that happening? I think I got a lot of me and Joe agreed on it
We don't have to do it.
What the fuck?
All right, Lacey's in here.
Yo, where's Jason?
Don't let him swap teams.
Swap teams.
Wait, what are you on, Musk?
Wait, am I in?
Yo, guys, Spoi said he'll, OK, Spoi will play,
and he'll only use a knife.
How does that sound?
OK, we get stomping, and he'll use a pistol.
Bro, Spoi will only use a knife.
Come on.
You guys are bitch-made.
Bro, Jinxy, why didn't no one do it to me before with me?
What's I was saying?
No, I'm getting this.
Is it Dante's? Is he the problem?
You're going all the way to run this, bro, and you're the one now, Dante's, after you serve games.
Okay, I said I would 1v4 you guys, not 1v5.
And me and Ross, it will 2v4, 2v5, whatever, and 4v5.
What's a little actual headshot in the rounds, bro?
Me and Spoi, Spoi can only knife. How does that sound?
Okay, do you want to do, yeah, like, bro, let's just say that you don't want to have Dante's on your team.
You're just an elf friend, right?
With your chest say you get up the game and yeah, bro. No, bro. You're great, bro
Tell him you used him for League bro. Just be a dick. Yeah, bro
Great teammate, bro. Let's do this man. Get in here. Yeah
All right, how much for this hundred hundred gifted wait, let me run. Okay, so I make the cut
You have because it's not an organ. Oh, yeah, fuck organ. I thought we were playing Oregon
Bro, you only know one map like I mean like now
Now we're playing a new map that we've never played before like nice, bro
Bro, you guys are such fucking crybabies. Oh my god, Oregon. I run it, bro
This is you know, I know we could we could do we could do come house brothers
Bro because all organ is is you guys just sit behind the bunk bed and stare at trophy door. It's cringe
No, you can tell the GC scared and he's trying to backpedal low key
I feel bad for the guy man. He stomp is not with him. He feels like a lost puppy. Yo, man that guy bro
Come on somebody type that somebody type that
Then I somebody actually type that okay sure
Let's go
That's lace
On vqtub, we have a little
I'm some dick down
But what?
Mods, run that pre-dict
Wait, are we saying it in the same call?
Nah, y'all go to a different call
because y'all are two teammates
Yeah?
Ish
Okay
Wait, but ladies switch teams?
Cheers, brother
Oh, yes
Lil' TJ just got slapped by Jack
I look, he saw that
Say one say on God on God
I just put it in the group chat
Say on God TJ got slapped
The fuck is this picture? Yo, look
Lacey, what did I do?
Just saw you naked
Oh my god this is bad this is... wait let me see this... T.J.
Now what happened to T.J. bro I'm gonna ask...
What T.J.
Fuck I should off my timeline.
No just stop me I feel like I'm drunk oh.
Oh my.
Obsession made three hundred seventy nine million dollars.
She's the wheeze.
Wait mom see me in the clip.
Cause Laze just linked me, it looks-
ARE YOU READY TO RUN BALL?
Laze, what the fuck is this, man?
GAAAHHHHHH!
Shadow, tell me right now!
VULT ON ME!
I'm genuinely one of the best players when it comes to this shit!
Separate calls though.
What?
Oh, we're doing separate calls?
Bet.
Let's do it.
Yeah, for your guys' sake, honestly.
Alright, Bet.
Good luck to you guys, man.
Top 10's joined us.
Alright.
Good luck, bro.
No, guys, listen, team, guys, team, listen y'all.
I hear you, I hear you.
I'm gonna let y'all hear it out.
You know what, I'm gonna say it.
Let's get guys, welcome back to another YouTube video.
Today, we pranked one of the biggest R6 pros.
I am actually a professional.
Hey guys, I'm on Ying, I'm on Ying, I'm on Ying.
We don't know.
You're banning, you're banning, you're banning.
We're banning, we're banning, we're banning, we're banning.
Ban, ban, Dave, Domino's.
Don't look, don't, don't, don't could be.
Wait, oh my god, okay, oh my god, okay, this is bad.
It's not the same little TG.
I got a TGT shoot so much.
Lock in, lock in, lock in.
Everybody lock in.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
Let's go.
Everyone's play a trap character.
Everyone's play a trap character.
Wait, do they have a kill leader?
No.
No lead, bro.
No lead.
But this is for 100 gifted.
And I'm not trying to get the 100.
This is free.
This is so free.
Chad, after this, we'll play some match up, OK?
We lose this, then we lie.
Diamonds, diamonds they dance on all over my body.
Chantel yo yo yo DJ!
Hold on us, hold on us!
Yo DJ still hit you.
Chantel the DJ, hit the area, hit the area.
Alright who's gonna sell this, be honest.
Well drunko.
Wait.
Hi DJ.
This is, it's not gonna be me.
Oh!
Ten seconds!
Yeah we shoulda played a Myra.
We shoulda played Myra.
Ten seconds to insertion.
Wait what map is this?
It's Clubhouse, like Mickey Mouse.
And I have-
How did these work?
How did my, how did these work?
I'm just a baby, bro.
I'm lowkey like I'm down to play up, bro, because they're just nice and good.
Bro, they're bad at the game.
Oh, let's listen.
Oh, wait.
I'm not gonna come out.
This chat is audio good or bad.
Is it fun?
Oh my pink somebody on my pink
Is he where?
Guys we're on the roof. Throw the roof. Take our time. Take our time. We have two both on the roof
Both are ones up down. What's up down? Okay?
Where is that? That's not a window. Oh
One is on the roof right above one thing inside one's inside row. I don't know this map
He's outside the he's outside the hash on the in the bathroom all the
Outside the green first wall. They're upstairs. Both on top both on the roof both on the roof
Cameras gone. I repeat. Oh, we're turning into a campfire story GG. Nope. We're good
No, wait, wait, someone can go through B or no, it's me and you bootcrab
I
Chattano's a bad spot to be or no
Holy I'm tunnel visions quiet quiet, bro. I have this camera on I'll let you know if I see him on this camera
The dead is behind me bro
I move I move I move I
Me on me on me I mean I repeat they have a lion be careful. Why why what lion could be window ones right here
Oh god
What's up on how the fudge nice
I
Don't know what's there why swing oh
Oh, so
No, no, no, they're more of a myra myra get rid of my runs get rid of myra. Yeah
Ron versus accountability, okay, they might not be curious I'm just careful
I'm going to go yin guys.
Chad, Ace is a good player, right?
Ace is good.
Ace is the fire guy, for sure.
Fire. Air.
I guess I'll play Jackal.
Lightning in the thunder. I was lightning?
Chad, Jackal, good or no?
Come outside, it's fun outside.
Hey Chad, how's your guys for the July, man?
Chad, what does Jackal do? What does Jackal do?
Anybody in a hamburger or hot dog today?
I
Miss they dance all over my body. I got fucked by JD and this is body. Hey
No, why is there a 10 seconds throw like yeah, I'm not a fan of that. That's some cheese
And upstairs
Yeah, right here right here right here cap can I hear cap can I hear cap can run on me nice
This door has four capcans on it. If you go into the construction room the door has four
Capcans on it. I see it. I did. I see it. Joe. Holy shit. I am mudded.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Bro. I have a drone. They have a drone. They have a drone.
Bro, he's locking. He knows how to put this in 10 seconds. We don't. Yeah, wait, that's actually
Some type of a mickey going on. Oh my god, did I just get props for our six?
Breaking bathroom window
Check good player bad play. Let me know the comment section below. Let me stay below guys. Don't just rush. Don't just rush
copy
Guys, I'm not kidding. Let's focus. We could do this. All right, there's literally four capcans on that singular door
We're standing up at the point.
Good ace, Ron.
Good ace.
Don't a banger.
I'm not even knowing.
Don't a banger.
I'm gone.
Whoa.
Careful.
Swing it to the right.
He's looking on four ping, on four ping.
Hold it.
Hold it on me.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
OK.
OK.
One on my ping.
One on my ping.
One's stuck in the bathroom on my ping.
I'm going to
Where's your team? Or where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
He's uh, I don't know the com, bro
When you jumped in was he close right or where was he?
No, no, he was when I jumped in he's on a doorway to the right. It's kind of deep
Damn this party of rager. All right, must change my title to
Change my title just a little bit.
Bang! Sit down pussy!
Okay, okay, wait. I'm joining right now. Wait
Where's the last one, Liz? Talk to me.
Oh no, no, no, no, I'm drone. He's on ping. I'm on my 4 ping right now.
Swinging site, swinging site, swinging site, inside, inside, inside.
Nice! Nice! Let's fucking go! Let's go!
That's what we do, baby! Come on, bro. I'm trying to get this 100 gifted.
Nice! Aim, kid! That's nice, dude!
Bro, me and Liz, an endless boot, bro.
Random kid random kid random kid random kid
They see yo y'all are trolling, but we're about to get a live in life in life. You too, bro
Wait, is it a hundred gifted each from Dante's and junko not precious total bumble claw
Yeah, window bad at all
Okay, so that is tweeted can't wait to announce streamer University stable or not oh keep your stream on eyes emoji
Fuck
25 get it don't get it for July 4th. Oh nice. What a band like this
All right, I don't like camera. All right. All right. Listen there's a lot of comms going on. Wait. Are you sure we want to do Jim?
No, let's do
Let's do cash CCTV it's basement right?
Kai's the national invite burger to streamer you over you
We were not doing Jim we're not doing Jim, okay, we'll do Jim. I'll go
Fuck it's gonna. It's random then
I'm making holes here, so they jump in through B, we can see them through the wall.
Got it.
I'm setting up a Myra, y'all.
Chat, right window or left window?
Tell me right now.
This one.
Wait, what is that?
Say they're coming, we're ready.
I'm kinda sad, no party.
I clean my city.
I clean my city.
That is some nerd-ass shit.
Fuck you, me too.
Thank you, Bob.
Sorry, I'm out of party soon.
That is some nerd-ass shit.
Fuck you, Meen. You sapper.
I'm not sapper too, man. He just wants to bug us.
Is he just a baby?
He's just a baby.
He's just a baby.
He's just a baby.
Look here, look here, look here.
Roof.
There you can stand right here. Look, nice. Like this.
Hold on. He's on my roof when you run around. I'm good.
It's just- It's just a grail, it's just a greasy spoon.
There's one on the roof. I repeat, there's one on the roof right here.
I think someone's chipping water over here.
C4. Oh, it's us. Yui.
Yo, I think- I think he's coming out. I just- I just heard some break.
I might have to make a place to play here.
They give me the five.
Is that a good C4 chat or no?
One's outside here.
I'm in a fog.
Someone's firebomb right here outside the doorway.
One's outside on four, careful.
Guys, I'm scared.
I don't know what position I should be at.
Chad, what a good spot.
Wait, above, above, above.
I see.
My spot
They see watch that behind me. I'm gonna kill this guy. Don't worry
Can you shoot your now? No, no, no, you're now watching a master at work
They're trying to name me out of here
Joe was it to first the seventh
is he yes yes yes he's right on the other side of this wall there's no one
here and let's move be careful their roof they're running out of time they're
trying to get a pic they're trying to get a pic we're too smart I'm gonna kill
one instantly by the way don't worry okay okay okay
wait what where we're happy to be happy to be in the gym I'm gonna jump in
I don't know he's in the gym he's planning on your plan to try to get the
window play in the gym I hear Jason you gotta swing Jason you gotta swing now
he's in he's in construction one's in construction
I have the bomb down. This is not good.
Oh, where? Oh, that's a...
I literally said he was in the gym.
And Lacey just zapped Jason.
What the fuck? Are you going?
Oh my god, I literally said he was in the gym.
Oh, I did not know she was in the gym, bro.
Are you fucked in the head?
Oh my god.
Okay guys, it's okay.
Wait, you're actually...
This guy's on my other fucking team.
I
Doesn't know where Jim is I should have known
He's off the code Dean still
All I know is I swung the window that Ron got killed in and I thought it was
Ningen spitting popcorn we're about to lose
That's a low. I mean, it's not even a low. That's a low. It's a low. It's a low
Yo, we actually need to lock in
No, no, don't worry, you still have Yang
It was a joke
Nobody cares in this chat, bro, it's fourth of July. You think we care about your draws, bro
We're trying to win a rainbow six siege game and then we have muscle chameleon right after this
Like the chat with the CWs not L's. What the f**k is Baal want?
I mean, I'm a boy ball onto compression
No, Lacy so far the only kill you have in our lobby is Jason. So
We're gonna Lacy W
Not upstairs not upstairs. I repeat upstairs. So what other spot can they be?
I don't know anywhere on this map basement. They could be basement. They're probably basement. Oh
We can go in we can go into tunnel
If you look if you look if you look if you look north we can go wait one's laying right here
One's laying on four pink on four pink right where I'll kill him. I'll murder him. I'll deadass murder
They're definitely defending basement right now
Kill that man
We all meet up can you do a mean green or no? Yeah, let's go through garage
I don't know. I'm going underground real quick underground. Give me one second. I'm behind you
I'm I on you VQ. This is clear. This is clear. Let's go clear
Okay, let me know when I see one. This is slow. Someone's slow. They have a they have a case. Oh, they have a case
Oh, they're one's playing case over here. Yeah, right there. He's in that corner. He's in that corner
He's literally
That ain't bad. I'm not him. I just have to
Whoever's in camera can we please get down?
Not him. Not him. Not him.
JT's roaming though.
Alright, JT's outside. I just saw JT outside.
Shit.
We're gonna shoot from our left through the wall.
Careful, careful, careful, careful.
I'm camping for us. I'm camping for us.
Heard you.
Got a crazy camera here.
One through on the doorway. One on the doorway.
One on the doorway.
Chill boot? One on the door.
Hold on, Lace. I'm gonna watch for you.
No one in the tunnel. I repeat no one tunnel. I know
Where's the last one though? Where's the other one?
They're in a they're one they're both in a
I'm gonna ring the phone
Fuck no, oh, shit
In B
That's a hard left hard left behind this wall. He was behind the table in a
He's on the table in it.
We have access to Defender Cams.
Nice! I'm fucking going in! Let's fucking go!
Can we get much better?
Tell Jinxie he can't hang bro.
He can't hang with... Hey, he wanna fuck with a stable.
I'm using my abilities, bro.
Oh, I really start turning up to get hang with a pro. Okay, no troll. We have to win a game on defense. I'm not getting
Ben think up
Which I got a finger got it because that's what don't has played so might as well just bad
I don't know what jinx he played. I don't remember. She want to hang with a stable. She want to hang with a stable. What?
Or who the fuck is torn? We don't even a thorn that goes to our school thorns good. You could play her. What should we do?
Should we go Jim?
Please go to the gym. Oh, they banned thorn
ever
El Jason
Cap can frost mute lesion no play doc rugs they play doc give us some armor
Or look play Rook so we can run ourselves. No, I'm playing go. Yeah, I'm playing go. Yeah. Oh, gosh
Fuck is that
Please go you'll
We are from the walls
Okay, he's probably annoying
Oh
I'm gonna be honest I'm kind of scared for the fire we're
Let's listen let's listen
They're breaching breaching right here on me breaching right here on me. I'll be don't be don't swing don't swing arpey
Shadow those gunshots are firework
Where
Let's see if you cover me
Oh, yeah, I got you
Thank me please bro
Peek me. Are you?
He's so there. He's so there. They don't go yet. Don't go yet. What the fuck?
Where where is outside?
It's okay, it's okay
He's in he's in they jumped out. He's in the corner, bro
I'm gonna make a list of place. No, please God. No
Let him here bro, because y'all are just rolling, let him here!
Up for last operator standing.
Ah!
Oh shit!
No!
Slammed!
Slammed!
Oh my god, man.
Slammed!
Great fucking game, man.
Dude, that's what we do, baby.
That's what we do.
I actually slamed!
Let's go.
Okay.
All right, we got our defense.
Yo, yo, yo, can we do another round?
Let's go.
Okay, hey, we got our deal. Yo, can we do this? Jason Jason loud doesn't equal funny, bro
Can you stop talking when you die like this way? I run I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest Jason
Jason you got me kill cuz I didn't I wouldn't have to peak that
Yeah, bro Jason's trolling for content
Whatever we're good speak am I watching Jake
Yo bro, what are you doing?
Mine's all finished, we know you're going to say Jake Future.
You can't just say Jake Cute and then stop talking.
Nah, that's weird, Jay.
Can we get a duck shaking head in the chat?
That's actually weird.
Chad, is Snake good or no?
He does be getting banned. He is AIDS.
I don't know what his ability is though.
Wait, what does he go to? Is it 7?
I think so. Or 5.
Jasey did say 5, but I don't know if he actually put it on 5.
Chad, what's it to 5? 7? What does it do?
So cover request of the cover was
Actually, yeah, I'm playing it right now. What's up the seven guys? Oh, it's such a foul
No, no random game, I think I see him
Not upstairs
a bomb really I don't think so guys they have a lot of time listen guys I have
strategy you guys all go and I'm gonna flinch from behind and shit on the move
yeah let me I'm gonna I'm gonna drone for a while till I find where they at bro
probably basement Jason looks good today fake chatting was funny
the real shit but they're not basement wait where the fuck are they where the
forgot we are the thing that eats the drone
maybe they are top floor I'm so confused the top floor the top floor yeah you
located a bomb once in bathroom they're both they're both like around site
they're both like around a site
I'm coming in.
No.
Fuck, Brody.
Just take my shit.
What is precision mode though?
Holy shit.
Oh wait, that's freeload.
Let me find this last guy.
Hold on, I got wallhacks they said.
You know what's like it?
Guys, I need you ready?
Do you hear the dookie bee? Do you hear the dookie bee?
Yo, I got sniped or some shit.
I need res, I need res, Ron.
Holy shit!
You can run away from that shit.
He's in bathroom! In bathroom, Ron!
I just need to die, bro!
Yo, Lace, come on! Lace, come on!
I promise, I guarantee you, Ron, if you let me out.
Lace, I'm right here!
Yeah, okay.
Butter by skin. I don't like that at all.
Lace, what are you doing?
I'm out of the oven, out of the oven!
Wait, we can't lose this round for fucking Elon Musk
Is it too late? Lacey are you deaf?
Where?
Chase is quiet
Please, we need this
I don't know
Wait, Lacey playing later?
Lacey go!
Sorry
I don't have no bomb
He doesn't know you're inside Lacey
Nice! Me and Lacey's clutch, good shit Lacey
I'm tired
Well ladies fucking go yeah, I mean ladies, right?
Yeah, I know you're saying I didn't do anything actually genuinely what I did fun fact it's kind of deploy. It's kind of deploy
Deploy yeah, I deploy like why do you say like that?
That's what it's called. It's gonna play. They made me back on a deep. I heard my footsteps
Deploy son wait, what are we doing now?
We're picking your character guys. This is the fourth of July party. Oh Fenrir. I think it's a thing. That's a good character
She's not I spent rare
Guys, maybe the party is the friends that you make along the way
Let's go. He's on the roof. He's on the roof on one thing. Okay. What the fuck is this guy doing?
See just funny when you don't play it
Where Jason where Jason
All the stairs stairs stairs right here right here right here right here. He's right there. He's right there at least
Up for it. Look at it. I thought he's on he's on Kim's
Yo, this equals funny bullshit
He's in the in-grouch in grouch or in a gym. Sorry. I'm weak though. I can't swing you hit me with some shit
Where he's right there the gym
Oh, that shit actually blows up. I didn't know that I'm not gonna lie. I just fully sold
I don't make a stable on a black
Do you chat?
Let's do a chase and generally do something to your team, bro.
No, wait, how much is me?
How much is me?
He's like, a third.
Dude, I didn't know that shit on the wall blows up.
I didn't know the map could blow up and kill me in the room.
It was a fucking it was a fucking 4v1, but Jason's
Yo, Jason, why did you kill Lacey?
Yeah, that's a little interesting. I'm not gonna lie. We had the first pick
That was on me. Honestly that clip will probably go viral though. So honestly, I get where he's coming from
Probably on TikTok already, bro. Jason kills, he kills Lacey
All right guys, I'll stop swinging. I'm actually
I'm your Sims character chat. Tell me what you want me to do, bro. Click
I don't want to be this weak ass fucking character, I need to locate a bomb.
Oh, I'm asking him to lock you.
Yo, did Jason pay you, Jason?
Actually, though.
That was some like most, that was literally some most solid shit.
Yeah, but mine was an actual accident.
You stared at me for three seconds and shot me.
I thought you were fucking...
They're downstairs downstairs downstairs
They're gonna be lurking seven doesn't work once here in sight once in sight thorns in sight he's in the tunnel
We're looking for Jinx he probably
Okay, he's probably lurking bro
There's thorns everywhere by the way this thorns you could out run them call this shit just ate my drone
I can hear your job. I can heal people
Looking through here. Hold on they up or down
They're in the basement. They're in the basement. They're in the basement. It's not down there or not
Let's first. No, no, no, definitely not both down there. I think one's waiting for me to enter here
Yeah, yeah, once first floor somewhere
I thought he was the other one was on the other side
Where is he?
They have the ability to eat the drone
He's tunnel
Where is he?
I don't think Jason and Lacey know how to play
We say where they were four times, but what do y'all do?
They're not on the first floor
They're down those stairs, they're in that room, Lacey, down those stairs
He's here
No, he's here
They're not on the first floor
This is he was right here when he killed me Ron, but I mean he has like so
That's good, that's boost that's your teammate
You don't know where Jinx is Dante's is probably on
What the fuck was that?
Calling calling calling
You should run in run in while you're calling though.
Alright I'm a general in boosting run in J, run in.
You died to thorns.
JC's on the other side.
NOOOOO!
AHHHHH!
I like the hop on a game first!
I like the hop on a game first!
You did a fucking job boys!
That's what we do bro.
That's a big round, good shit.
Oh my god, you're fucking him.
Don't keep me blows them up.
Don't keep me blows them up by the way if they don't answer the phone.
Don't be blows them up by the way, if they don't answer the phone.
What do you mean we quest them up?
I mean I'm not gonna lie, you didn't do shit Jay.
Chat, what's the best player I could play? Here.
I don't feel like smoke is that good for me.
You should use the aim, like don't use a shotgun, you actually have like good aim so you should use your gun.
Thank you, I brought my shotgun.
You use something with a gun.
In all layers, I'm gonna switch my shotgun next to that.
Bet, you should too.
Play Fortnite on keyboard.
generally watching pro gameplay by the way not even a joke
look at this play ready chat look at this look just trust me do y'all trust me
or no
camera right here y'all said this was a good camera
five seconds
y'all trust me or no?
guys look what cameras I just set up I just set up some little booby shots for you
Wait, why is Valkyrie, what is this character, Valkyrie or Valkyrie, what is this, bro?
Valkyrie?
That's a pretty good character.
Someone's on roof, I think.
Jason, is this a camera for fucking Thanos?
What is this?
One roof, one on roof, one on roof!
He's gonna come in, I'm gonna paint him when he drops in, I'm gonna paint him.
Nobody, nobody even go towards this roof site.
I'm gonna kill him as soon as he drops in what does he even do?
Just calmer you hear them
Where I'm stuck guys
Someone destroyed my can y'all somebody cover me. They drove me. I got caught. Nope. Nope break the drone
nice just don't go do we know where hold on hold your horses everyone I hear
him outside lace outside I hear outside rubber one peg is I just heard him
these on the wolf down card open
He's right here, Drone's on- Is he in?
Not yet, not yet.
I'll tell you when he's in.
I'll tell you when he's in.
I'll tell you when he's in.
Hey!
Hey!
He cuts around this side!
He's dead!
Word of my mother!
Jesus Christ.
Just hold on.
Lock in.
I can make a stable or an autoplay if y'all want.
Do it do it endless boot endless boot make a hole in that b-wall so you can see if he goes in there
Okay, I'm talking
Where's he was the young piece I he's like be hold be whole when he runs through that door tell me I have a back angle on him
Let's go Jason try
Oh boys looks like it's a free plus a hundred different
Well, 100 get to each.
Wait, guys, we should tell him that he agreed to 100 get to each.
Tell me you agreed to 100 get to each.
Well, that's what he is, dude.
He's get a gift later, bro.
Let's do it.
Chad, I'm feeling kind of curious.
I'm not playing a person I played last game.
I don't think I'm going to play last game again.
It was pretty solid.
They're about to ban it.
Legion, they probably banned him.
They probably banned.
I don't even see Legion anywhere.
Friend Rear, you're looking for Friend Rear.
You played Friend Rear last round.
Where is Friend Rear?
He's purple.
I think he's purple.
I don't see friend we were at.
Oh, we're attacking.
It's cause we're attacking.
Thank you for the first time, Chad.
Happy fourth of the time, man.
Hopefully you enjoyed your fourth of the life.
Yo, King Weepie, thank you for the 5-stifted W5.
That character's good, Lacey.
He can breach reinforce walls, so.
Yeah, now I'm gonna breach all that.
Yeah, I'm gonna breach all that.
His gun's good, though.
I mean, me, I'm not much of a like.
Not much of a...
How much of a YouTube player kind of just shoot and get done?
Yeah, fairs.
I'm gonna be real with you, and I don't know if the chats can agree, but...
I actually don't think they're...
They're not gonna win another round of defense, or...
Yeah, we're gonna win every defense, even if we lose this, it's like...
Dante's is bad?
Bro, they agreed, man, I can't lie.
This is what Jinxy wanted.
He said he wanted to fucking stop him.
No, stomping was...
We got to go, we got to go, we got to go.
We're gonna...
Stopping with a knife wouldn't have changed anything.
this window. Hey, I meant to try and see if you're there.
Throw out if you're a drone out. It's our drone. Oh, there's a thorn on that wall.
One close right to this window, Ron. Yo, I'm breaking the
the gym window. Careful behind you guys. Breaking gym window. Good break.
How's that not a kill?
How's that not a kill?
I'm watching. In this boot, watch out. In this boot, watch out.
Oh, what am I watching out for what is having angle I'm holding right here. I don't want to kill you
I hear C4 C4 in the window. Don't go in we have time. I'm droning we have time gonna
Careful to your guys at East window too. Yeah, this one. I think so much. I think you try to make a plan this window here
I got precision hold on Lacey. He's right outside of here. He's through the wall. He's hiding
On my ping! He's on the window! He's on the window! Ready much!
On 4 ping! On 4 ping right now!
On 4 ping right now! He's swinging you, swinging you if you're in!
He's right here on 4 ping run!
He broke my cam though!
I'm so scared dude, I'm scared to go jump in!
There's a C4 somewhere bro!
Yeah, they're waiting for the jump in.
Changing mags!
I'm transcending the game, thank you bro!
I got an idea!
Oh
Yes, I'm joining
They got a little windows fucking
One's on one thing
I'm going in. I'm going in. Hold on
That was a good shot. I am a money controlling that door. This is a good shot
That's a good shot
call in call in call in call in
the diffuser is now secured
where where where
he's got a test
no shit!
good shit guys
lost
Oh boy, that was supposed to be good!
I thought that would have been better.
I mean, that was fucking easy.
That was a little too easy.
Maybe they should get squirt.
That's like some pre-low.
Did you see my meat squirt or something?
Holy shit!
Yeah, I know.
That was way too easy, whoa.
Yeah.
So I'm gonna join the call, though.
Listen, I don't even want my gifted stuff.
I'm trying to get our matcha.
Anyone else?
No, I want my gifted stuffs.
I want my gifted stuffs, for sure.
I'll take a couple gifted too.
gift it to me bro. I'm down for that for sure. Bro it's 4th of July bro. I'm just
taking a fucking W in the chat if you don't have an alcohol. Chat you know how good I
got at Mecca Chameleon. I'm not even kidding. So is JC going to call or what? Is he dodging?
What's going on here? Do I have to be having a little chatter you know? Hey bro. Hey don't
about the gift they brought a lot of money
um a run it's me
I'll be honest that was pretty fucking easy boys
yeah it's kind of freeload yeah i kind of feel bad if you gift
i'm trying to play matcha chameleon bro fuck the gifted subs it's fourth
it's fourth i don't mean that jinx yeah that's what i want the money i just want
you to admit i'm a better player than you
me too hey all and everything just don't even don't even gift us we don't
want it let's just get on matcha but you have to see where better you have to
see better than you that's it
That's actually pretty fair. It's either that or 100 gifted.
You were definitely looking lost.
When there's four of you and two of us, you guys won.
But the thing is, is like, do you think we're born yesterday?
You guys, we can hear the nitro cell, like, beeping in the window, right?
We're not just gonna jump in.
No, no troll lays slam you. Can I get a hard retweet chat?
Can I get a hard retweet chat?
I mean, okay, I have a little five kills, not that at all.
No, you have four. I have four as well, bro.
Yo, yo, y'all down to do a mouthful chameleon or no?
I got a P first, I got a P first.
Thank you for the five gifted, man. Let's appreciate it.
Can we get a W in the chat, bro? Life's fucking good.
It's fucking 4th of July, man. We're playing video games with the guys. Life's great.
True.
I'm about five mics hard to eat. I can have a hangover tomorrow.
Probably honestly, you know, Jinxie, do not fall for the chat saying to 1v1 ladies
you don't want to ruin your competitive career.
literally like that'll be bad.
That'll actually be bad.
Yo, drinksy, you there?
Yo, yo, what's up, guys?
What's up, you saying, man?
Listen, I'm in for joint.
I'll make you a deal, drinksy.
I don't want the subs.
I just want you to down a beer.
Yeah, actually, I agree.
Yeah, you know what?
Make it three.
Down a beer, bro.
Down a beer.
The subs is down a beer.
Make it three beers.
Fuck this up.
Hey, we'll call it even.
Just down a beer.
Should I give in to the beer pressure, bro?
Down a beer from Mecca Chameleon,
And we'll call it a new I mean low key should make it two beers and the white cloth
Action true because it's like you would have had to gift like a shit ton where you could just have a little drinks
Here's this with every been set a sub amount
Not what happened I came back to the call and you guys went separate calls and then we just left
If I would have won y'all would have went
I don't want to do 100 subs if you want.
I don't even want the subs bro just drink beer.
I don't want the subs either, just shotgun of beer.
Me neither.
I don't want to drink a beer dude.
Alright then you're not cool.
I'll take the subs.
If you don't want to drink with the guys bro, you're not cool man.
Yeah.
This is full on fucking beer pressure.
This is just fucking beer pressure.
You don't even want to sit with us at lunch.
You don't even want to sit with us at lunch.
You don't want to get drunk bro.
Yo what the fuck is this?
Bro this is beer pressure.
Hey, Ron. He's just not cool enough. He's not cool. That's not cool, bro.
What's that I would miss?
He's just beer pressured into drinking, man.
Jinx, he's scared to take a drink.
Joe Bar texted me. Gotta drink a beer. It's the fourth.
Literally.
I'm getting another mic, bro. Let's fucking go.
I'm getting another mic right now, too.
I'm drinking my shit, too.
I
So yeah
That was a fun little match there
Hey anyone in the chat
Just get a sip of water bro. I'm pretend it's vodka take a shot of water and just make a reaction
Yeah, everybody in the chat grab a gold like go grab a bottle. It's a keel. I take a shot
No, no, they could do what Jason does. Just take a sip of like water and pretend
It's just like alcohol. Yeah, just do it, bro. Just do fake true. Oh my red am I red?
I think I'm red a
few little red bro
We could all take a little blink or two
I'm down a
Little loopy
Yeah extra bagel
What is a bagel bagel a fucking little bread little circle bread with some cream cheese
Mission they go get a snok. Can I go down something get a snok real quick or no? I need to do that, too
Okie-doh for a little oh my god, leek bro. I leaked the rugs. Love me fuck
Leaked rugs lobby fuck my fucking flark. I'm gonna be back in literally 30 seconds. I'm not badly
Whoa, there's a JBL on my door.
What the fuck?
Nothing like finding a little extra leftover food when you come from earlier.
Ooh, what'd you get?
A cinnamon toast crunch bagel.
Oh my flark.
Oh my.
Alright, everybody in the chat, I'm gonna count down from three to one, everybody's gotta
take a drink from the 4th of July, okay?
Okay bet.
I bet three, everybody take a shot.
Two, everybody take a shot and let's go.
One, cheers.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, who else is fucking faded?
Yo, I ain't got no red.
I'm deadass off this shit right now, where the bro I am?
Oh, fuck.
Yo, someone got me protein pretzels, bro.
Oh, I think I'm a little red, bro.
Guys, stop statement, go to Keynes,
in the word
I know I made a good one
fuck
Mike Ron's actually getting in the way
oh fuck
does Jinx know he's live?
he just
next to me saying
your bro doing the line
oh
I got a solution
what your vape is empty like what
alright
my brother and my cousin drank all the beer
Yeah.
Bro.
Okay, that's literally just a lie, bro.
You just lied.
Well, what a lie, my brother.
You're telling me, there's not one beer, there's not one sneaky fridge beer.
I have a beer, I have the neutral ass with this white wall.
My brother's hammered in a hot tub watching the night of the 2001 Bucks winning a Super Bowl.
I don't know why.
All right.
Same here, I'm just gonna go and ask you some beer.
Literally.
Oh, yo, why do we want me drunk?
All right, hold up.
Everyone's cooler when they're drunk.
All right, play somebody like me.
I'm getting a call by Joe Bart.
What's up, Joe?
Bro, I know you're live.
I'm watching the stream.
Dude, you know how we were talking earlier about doing
that last night?
Yeah.
I don't have beer, but I do have something much more dead
to me.
Oh, no.
I'm Mario Kart drunk?
you. I'm just like oh my god
I'm on the phone with Joe.
everyone in the call. Is
sometime maybe this week.
You're coming at least like five, six drinks an hour.
Yes, let's do Biriel Cartman.
I love you.
I'm not just swerved around since.
We're promoting drinking and driving though.
Yes, we're promoting drinking and driving.
Joe, listen, then do me a favor.
I know you're going to get drunk tonight.
Take a fucking shot from me.
I'm already drunk, brother.
Yo, guys, we have a little bit of an issue.
I'm going to call you up.
Let's see a shooting scene.
All right.
I'll catch you around.
So, I'm going to call you up.
I'm going to call you up.
I'm going to call you up.
I'm going to call you up.
I'm going to call you up.
So, there is, listen to me when I say this, bro, there is no beers, no white cloths, no
neutrals in this house, but there is one thing that I haven't opened since I've received
it.
And after this, there is no turning back.
The broad herneseed!
Close.
Say it!
Uh, an alien vodka bottle.
What the fuck?
Jason, I mean vodka!
Oh my god.
Now, let me say this, this is 40%.
Now I might make a drink called a athlete now there is a drink called an athlete it is vodka
Gatorade bro it's on the golf course it keeps you hydrated and hammer ladies and gentlemen
Start your engines. Let's do this.
Yes!
Hey, fuck it!
I'm getting the first bottle of vodka.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That was a lot.
That was a lot.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Let's do this shit.
Come on, motherfuckers!
Yes!
Everyone take a sip. Everyone drink their drink.
Let's do this.
Chad, it's gonna be a drunk-o-stream.
Give me about 30 minutes, bro.
Happy Fourth of July, cop suckers!
Let's do this, bro.
All right, who's done lobby?
Oh, hi, guys.
Can you wipe our ass for us, please?
I'm not gonna live, bro.
Chad, this is 40% dude.
Like, I was hoping it didn't come to this, bro.
Guys, if you're not a fan of drinking,
take a sip of water, bro, and fake it.
You like the cool kids.
I used to do that.
All right, everybody join my lobby.
Johnny Nina and a seat bottle.
Oh, oh, oh.
New 4-5, fill it hollow.
How are you doing?
Brandon, thank you for.
Yo, bro, what do y'all want to do with your life, man?
I don't know, bro.
That's a great question.
What is y'all's goals, bro?
When I'm older, bro?
I wanna hit like peak life.
I wanna just like have a kid, live by the beach,
maybe stream once every year
and just tell everyone that I miss them and love them.
And then just, you know, just smoke.
Check in Wine Expire!
Pretzels and Mike's hard lemonade.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
Bro, I could imagine you having a kid,
it would be a cute kid, bro.
Thank you, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm telling the chat,
I think the world needs three of these.
I think I should have three kids.
I'm not kidding.
I get it, I think.
I should be.
I want a kid soon.
OK, slow the fuck down.
Two, what do you mean three of you, bro?
Two little rounds?
Everyone knows how amazing I am.
Imagine there's three of me.
Oh my god, no.
Jason, what about you?
Do you want a kid, bro?
Yeah, I kind of want a kid soon, because my dad's older,
and he maybe realized like, I can't really,
I never played sports with my dad going
He always had background because he was older so I kind of want to have a kid soon, so I can be like a brawn James and brawn
I mean, well, you want to be the dad that steps up
Soon Jason I've only seen a few clips, but your dad seems like a really nice man, bro. Thank you, bro
So does your father man. Thank you, bro
Wait guys, uh wait should I make the lobby or no?
No, I got it. We look you go
No, don't say bro you here. Yeah, what's up?
We got a cop. We got a cop. Yo, you're the only guy that's not drinking bro. Come on. What are you a fucking police officer?
Yeah, don't search my car. Don't search my car sir. Drink a fucking beer now.
I don't have any liquor.
You have beer? Any perfunelia? Anything?
Yo, you got beer bro. Come on. It's 4th of July. Oh, he's in Canada. Shit.
don't even need a beard like literally entered any drug we have like we need
coke okay no we can do heroin all right
don't have this mind cannot handle weed bro fuck the first person to shoot up
while playing mecca that could hit that I'm not getting if you do heroin on my
soul I'll do heroin with you I'm not getting that belt and wrap it around
Bro, guys stop. No one's doing fucking heroin session
Guys nobody's doing here. I'm down to do acid. I'm down to trip
Listen man
Wait guys, do we have enough for mecca? Yeah, we do who cares let's play with the vibes. We're remission
So it's a vibes. We're missing. Hi. Hi. Hey, Dante. It's so annoying when I'm literally drinking like
Vodka and people are saying it's water. It's like bro
This could start a car engine like yeah, what do you mean water?
This is 40% dumb shit
This is also
No, Lacey, no
Have you ever-
No!
Don Texas is one of the few individuals I've met.
Or if this guy smokes weed, he might actually lose it, bro.
Fuck you.
Has anybody in here done acid ever?
No, I'm starting the game, starting the game.
No, we're missing someone, are we not?
We're not even in here, kid.
We're missing junk guy.
Yo, Jason.
Wait, why don't you have high-vives play? Have high-vives during pill.
We got five, we got six people.
First.
Uh, yes, high-vives. Could you play? Please high-vives if we love you.
Please high-vives.
Jason, Jason, Jason.
How many World Cup games have you went to?
Chad would it be bad to do acid on stream for the first time? Would that be bad or shrooms? Oh my god. I want to do shrooms
Why even ask that so y'all don't think it'd be good content y'all don't think it'd be good content to do shrooms on stream
We're probably gonna lose against those in
Tomorrow they were not no we're not
It's a 50-50 flip guys
Yo Jason bro, you didn't you see messy play I did see messy play. I'm not gonna lie. That was a very entertaining game
I'll be happy. You know, you know, um really caught me off guard, bro
So here you go
Well, no, I was watching the
I started watching after Germany got like kicked out, but I'll be honest with you
that my the player that like inspired the most was probably um
Was he not bro? I'll be honest, Kate Verde definitely deserved that win yesterday bro
It was literally the rest in Kate Verde versus Messi
I mean the script writers already promised Messi that fucking World Cup trophy so
Hi by server Deff and Jason
Adam and John played pretty good
Okay, what were you about to say Ron worry about it? I'm not doing Rage Bay right now, bro. It's the fourth of July
I'm not doing the shit. I mean, bro. Who's the better player you think on the on the football team?
Would you say Darren Watkins, Jr. Or do you say Samir Woods?
Who is the name little Uzi Vert and speed who don't play football?
Yo, we have seven in here
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was
crack a beer kid. I'm a beer
I'm a fucking beer. What's
why is Dante's not in the cams
because we don't have his two
kit in jest. I would download
yes. Okay bro we're in here or
Me.
Lace, hit the download.
Lace, you have to download, you have to download.
Oh, oh, I wasn't looking at my screen, sorry, sorry.
All right, every time I die, I'm gonna take a swig.
Oh, God, GG, oh, God.
Wait, I love that.
Oh my God, that's such a good, oh, I love that.
Oh my God.
Wait, Ron, let's do shrooms, let's do shrooms.
Yo, whoa, all right, yo, slow down, bro.
Just drink a beer.
I'm like, why does he have this fixation with drugs?
Just drink a beer, bro.
All right, boys, drunk, make it come in,
Let's fucking do this
Whoa, this looks real
It's me it's Ron
Wait, we're gonna have to set some rules here. What's the rules?
Whoa
Hold on, let me do my order. May I please get 3 double doubles hold the left.
Regular?
No cheese, okay. Just actually try and draw.
No cheese.
Please no cheese.
Please guys.
No cheese, no cheese, no cheese, no cheese, no cheese, no cheese, pepsi no cock, pepsi no cock.
She want to fuck with a stable, she want to fuck with a stable, what, what?
I got to find Jinxie so he takes this swig.
But I'm very shit, Hunter, but I'm not allowed to.
Wait, Jinxie, you think this works?
It's fucking hard for me, bro.
Bro, listen man, Lacey, fear will never get you anywhere in life, bro. This is perfect.
A man who's scared is nothing at all besides scared by himself.
A person who thinks all the time.
45, 40 seconds and 10 seconds.
Has nothing to think about.
Should I write the word?
Should I write the word or no?
Should I write or should I just leave it like this?
Maybe it's a bit different.
No, first person's doing pretty good.
No, not that word.
Provide it, not my best spot.
Oh my god.
This is never gonna work like bro dude. What it could work
You know what you have fun. What?
W. Darius got him a car to my car to my car to my I got it. W. Darius, bro
Just do chat I bet
All right, Jack if I get found I'd be fucking shot
What do you do?
You're a cop.
I'll fix it.
I'll fix it.
I'll fix it.
I'll fix it.
I'll fix it.
I'll fix it.
I'll be a kid.
Dude, this vodka smells pretty rough.
Jason, look behind you, outside.
Ladies, I love you, bro.
I want to see you again, dude.
I love you, Jinx.
Yeah, I'd love to see you again, bro.
Do you want to find something?
What am I going to see your ass, bro?
Probably pro-am.
You're going to the pro-am?
Got to do my job.
Gotta do my job.
Lace, Lace, is Ron a good boss, bro?
Ron's the best boss, bro.
Wouldn't trade for anything else.
Wait, we don't have whistles on, boss.
How about if you want to step in here?
I mean, I think I'm the best boss, no?
What the hell is this?
He's not even bad.
Great boss.
That's good, bro, but you're fired.
All right, let me hit ammo.
I have five bullets in his suit and blitz.
Jason, nobody's outside, bro.
That's not true.
I'm not gonna get me in.
Don't touch this, Katelyn, I'm just trying.
Don't touch this, what the fuck?
Jesus, you only have one chance.
Don't touch this, are you?
Don't touch this.
Don't touch this, what is?
Dude, stop, stop.
Don't touch this, don't touch this.
Oh my God.
You're hearing this?
You're hearing this?
Like, Don't touch this, buddy.
It's a little Mickey cheese, cheddar.
Bro, no cheese.
Wait, everyone here is cheesing besides me and Hivemind.
Yeah, bro.
Jason hasn't killed anybody
Jason bro, I'll give you a hint about how to play this game. You got to shoot the people that are high wait Ron is dead ass to go
Okay, thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. I hate we run. You got good kid. Hey, thank you, bro
Thank you, bro. Like Jason might be the worst player known to mind. I'm not even kidding
I didn't even my CV worse. Yo, I'm not one of us is literally roaming
I
Know whistles what buttons is it? I whistle high-five everybody whistle. Oh, yeah, what's up? Oh God, I've arrived
It's no whistle
Like he's dead so bad at the game. I generally don't think I'll ever find a single soul
like
Now minions
It's a yeah, what does he Jason? Did you give your guy to you or something?
Yeah, you think I should whistle or no Jason me. Oh go to the light bro. You're not finding anybody
I'm whisk I'm spam whistling
Same.
Wait, how did he whistle again?
It's...
One, one, one.
One.
No, okay, high-fives.
You gotta change this.
You gotta do this.
Jason's bad, bro.
You gotta have unlimited ammo whistles every 45 seconds.
Bro, I didn't think high-fives would see the host.
Who's up next?
I'll just change it.
Yes, high-fives.
Hosts, hosts, hosts.
I'll just change it.
I'll just change everything I can do.
High-fives.
All right.
Yo, you are...
Oh my God.
He's...
Oh, Jason!
What?
Oh, shoot somebody!
No, you are ass, bro!
What does he do, bro?
What the shit?
We're up there.
Whoever's in one seat is going to get ganked out bro.
Jason's just dead ass bad.
I don't get it bro.
Wait we should be infected guys.
Jazz my lighting is good.
We can change it for next game.
Yo, Jason!
You literally ran over me, lays and fucking high-fives.
I'm not even kidding.
How is this working bro?
I don't understand.
How is this working?
Oh, oh no.
I had to get one person.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Elron Elron get it out get it out. You're now for the game bro. Don't worry
Jason you dead ass stared at me you stared at me
Wait, Lacey, alright, I just now noticed this.
Oh my god.
Bons are tri-hard though.
Yeah, I think Ron will get found.
Jason, what?
Jason has been dropped.
Jason, you gotta really think, bro.
Really think of what's happening.
Shut up, bro, shut up.
Alright, as if the whistle's not making you laugh.
Jason, you gotta really think, bro.
Really think of what's happening.
I
Know he's so bad like I have to tell him bro, like I did I thought to tell him
Dude Jason you have to lock in brother
artist
No, wait for the order for the aura
Which was just me and Lacey right I sell bro because bro. I was so the view whistle. I was a whistle
He's gonna find you dig see you're done. Okay
Oh
Do you want to host everybody else has to take a
Alright Jason, face the sun and go.
Yeah, so who's up?
I'm limited, what else?
Yo, you deadass ran over high vibes like two times, bro.
I can't see some shit as sneaky.
I don't know.
Chow, what the fuck?
Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it.
One hundred stop.
Yo, maybe play some jerk mates.
I'm not gonna die from being a drunk.
Like, you guys realize I'm not like an alcoholic drunk, right?
I have fun...
playing the game.
Or I have fun drinking every once in a while, son.
I
Must be an inspiration now. You're a dirty alcoholic
I got fucking literally group fucking gas lit into this bro. No, okay. That was weird
No, I'm not even getting I'm gonna take a shot for you. Oh brother
No, it's you're basically begging us to all drink for you. We'll do it
I'll drink fine fine bro. We'll drink dude. Hi guys. What map is this kitten?
Oh, yeah, I really have to pee bro. I really have to take a pee
Like whoever's hunter
Yeah, yeah, who wins it a fight alcohol with Dixie versus Los
Oh, does he know aware?
Then we got Brazil, Norway, Mexico, England, tomorrow, boy.
It's cinema, it's cinema, bro.
It's cinema.
I literally can't wait. Chat, lock in, bro.
Ooh, so I'm drawing.
You got different ice cuts.
So an infected, he can't do it.
Ew, what the fuck was that?
Who just burped?
She kind of sounded like a burp for Thanos.
Okay.
This map is big as shit.
That might have been the most disgusting fucking burp I've ever heard of my life.
I'll be honest with you guys.
GG's to whoever's Hunter, bro.
Wait, this is, oh no, it is infected though.
No, but it's infected, so if you find one person, it's like,
Chad, is this good?
Chad, pick a spot. What do you think?
You know what's crazy? Is that that mo-taper fade me?
This still has to be massive.
I go on TikTok and I see new ones every day with millions of likes.
Chad, is this cheese? Chad, is this cheese?
No one would dare at my room
Girl I'm gonna show you how to have me what one of those
Bro, free this is top get the ball free. What the free chat is this little Mickey. Let me know now
What the free
Oh
Let's get comfy bruh this game
They're saying no
They're saying now which means I have to do it and if I don't no ban me yo guys
How old were you when you had your first kiss?
I was like six years old
Yo, how does a how does a four-year-old kiss?
She was also six years old and didn't I kissed her
All right, you know what bro, I'm just gonna call cap Lacey you did not get a kiss at
Four what are you Leonardo DiCaprio?
No dude like be realistic, bro, I mean if I get found this is literally just coming
to find your voice
Ladies doesn't share a snipe, bro.
Let me wear it.
Chad, this isn't a lamycki.
This is called cup high octane gaming.
That's what this is.
Does he know?
All right.
Chad, does that look real?
Wait, I'm confused.
Why can I not see?
Yes.
Oh, because it's infected.
That's good, yeah.
Oh.
You see ladies, though.
Ooh.
Chad, how is this unethical, bro?
This is calm.
I feel lost, guys.
This is a legendary spot.
Hey, Glees, I'm not gonna lie.
This is a big map, it does, this is-
Yeah, but once you find one person, just listen for the whistle.
Yeah, true to the fact that-
Look, taper, fae, and-
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
...tip.
I'm like bad at this fucking game, I'll be honest with you.
I might be a fucking hero.
All right, one spick of vodka, everybody take a sip!
Three!
Two!
One!
Cheers, guys!
Yeah, that's-
Cheers, bro.
HF you're home right now and you don't have anyone to hang out with just know you're doing virtual hangouts right now
Let's stable right out of everyone concert in 15 minutes, bro. Son. We will concert
Me jinx the concert, bro. I'm gonna play Katy Perry and strip Chattis. Are you ready?
Let's go. This is what happens when the vodka gets going, bro. Hey check you like my spotter
Oh, no, I think this is pretty fucking good. I'm like a lot body rock
I
What you got
Have I sing the next part? Um, what is it?
We got a party like it's dirty swell tonight Delta sing the next part
Ron sing the next part!
I'm coming for ya!
No! No!
Oh you know just forget about the world
The world was long and nice
I'm coming for ya
I'm coming for ya
Cause I'm open
I need
It is a
You can't use my own e-bar
against me little shitters!
You can't use my own email against me little shitters
She went on a stable
Anyone or no, oh, yeah, I'm trying my best here
I'm gonna go to Lacey
Probably the calves
Gonna go to the Golden State Warriors
Bro, he already went to the calves twice bro. It's time for him to come to the Orlando magic
me
Him and Palo Bantaro, bro, they're gonna bring it home
Rain of kids know why people don't laughing it she bulls is in size your legs. I'm gonna be honest, bro
Oh, wait, it's infected. Okay. Why can't like it? It's kind of fun. I'm not gonna lie. That was those whistlebill
Bro, you read chat, bro. You could blow my
I don't have it open dude. Can we get else to win sniveling to chat? I'm gonna find everyone
But I'm actually good at this game. I'm stable. I'm currently so you might have to carry looking like a little bit of a lost puppy
He's sort of I heard a whistle somewhere over here when I was running around. I'm not gonna lie like I was stable
Ronaldo now
Oh my god
Great work from Ron. Oh sure. Great work. I'm on chat. I got you guys
I listen quiet listen for whistle ever be quiet. Yep
She's you ever make it back to Byron Bay. Shut up the day you tell the
Quip drinking it. I'll just what the fuck are you doing? Oh, no
Cuz you're giggling like a fucking idiot
Somebody's close to me, bro. I don't like you guys are such a wacky group
gonna show you had to I'm not your
D's bro I just think I'm talking to my mom
you just put your lips together and you come real close
what the fuck you can blow have us with some baby have us with some baby let
have us know sure T.S. this off bro I got you actually have an idea oh yo yo wait I
need to help you find me bro I'm confused I have a question about in fact in the
Can we see each other or are we completely invisible?
Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
Shut up.
Hold on.
I feel like we're invisible.
Shut up!
Whip, whip.
Oh.
No whistle.
Jesus.
I didn't hear you.
No whistle.
Somebody's on me.
Somebody's on me.
Somebody's on me, bro.
Is it Bside?
Somebody's on me.
Somebody's on me.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
Bro, Vixx is playing R6.
Nobody's on Bside.
Whistle, whistle.
Nobody, this isn't our sixth, bro.
Oh, it is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It's a creeper!
Oh, no, it's a creeper!
Guys!
I'm the best!
I'm the best!
What's up?
You cannot play with me.
That cheese!
Oh, he's the cheese!
Right, go, go, go!
Cheese, cheese, go!
Lacey, go, go, go, go!
Stop war.
That's cheese.
That's actually cheese.
I'm going to make you.
I'm going to play it.
I'm going to play it.
I'm going to play it.
High-fives look at a crazy spot now
Javis, you're not the mickey
No, no, no, no, we're-
I'm a plant, we're-
No, we were supposed to-
Javis, you're not the mickey
I'm a plant, nobody would've saw me
They would've thought I was a plant
Yo, where's Onay, Pixel?
Javis, I miss him
Where is Onay, bro?
High-fives, did he go into hiding again?
Onay, go stream, dumbass!
Why does he not stream for two months?
Where's the hack?
Yo, Odae, can you talk to my DMs, please?
He just stopped the stream.
Ron, he does not know you, bro.
Odae, that sounds like Playboy Cardi, dude.
Bro, Odae, can you talk to my DMs, please, bro?
Me, huh?
I don't kid emoji.
Ron, don't kid.
Don't fuck with me, pal.
Yo, guys, we're going to Minecraft.
We're going to Minecraft.
Minecraft!
Yep, block up.
Any miners in the chat?
What?
You didn't see Minecraft.
I don't know it.
No, keep me away from Jinxie, please, bro.
Please, keep me away from Jinxie on my crap.
As long as we don't have Muda in.
I mean, bro, just.
All right, Shay, y'all are saying to actually play the game.
How about y'all give me a good spot idea then?
Like what?
This, bro, life.
Wait, I'm a hunter, I'm a hunter, I'm a hunter.
Me, me, me, me, me, me.
Chatty, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Lifeless.
All right, I'm looking for minors.
Let's do it.
What?
What?
Yeah, the alcohol is going to be on my crap, man.
What?
We're on a line man!
We're playing with the chameleon!
Bro, he's gotta stay on alcohol bro, I'm not gonna...
Dude, I'm not eating a T445 bro!
Like look, y'all are playing Minecraft!
Listen chat.
Okay, yeah, you guys can't say get off the alcohol after you literally swindled me.
You guys swindled me.
So here I am bro, it's Drunko. Let's do this shit.
Actually, Drunko.
Here I am.
Mingo is in the chat, Mingo get on, Mingo, voila get on.
That's also one of your carries.
Chat, should I FaceTime Joe Bart?
Do I do it?
With my wiener out?
Chat, should I FaceTime Joe Bart with my wiener out?
What is that?
You are doing it.
Just saying anything, Bob.
Chat, Jinxie Callum, Jinxie Callum.
Who's he talking?
He's talking to himself.
Chat, what do you think about this spot?
Good or bad?
Chad type the random kid emo. I'm not getting called. Is he not going to pick up? Yo, jid-free
Epstein, thank you for the five gifts. Hi guys, I said to get this guy out of here last
week. I said to get this guy out of here last week, bro. Interesting, maybe Joe changed
his number. Oh, okay, unavailable. Mingo, you're with your girlfriend? Okay. Wow. All
good bro that's the shit that'll piss me the fuck off what I was gonna say with
my girlfriend it's like what Joe called him Joe called him yo Joe what's up
now
sorry fuck yeah I got his hurry fuck it's gonna be the mickey fuck it this is
Maybe a horrible idea.
Oh, mi hanyeon.
Oh, mi.
Chad, just trust the process, bro. Don't spam GG.
Oh, god.
all right time to watch junko actually I could do a little bit I mean Chad that
doesn't look that bad I'm not gonna lie facts are not like this doesn't look that
bad
me yo guys I'm gonna be honest I'm gonna give you all time to run like y'all can
run we don't need to we don't actually need to oh fuck you wait you can't
spectate the other hiders or am I bugging what is your son yourself yeah that's
that bad oh by the way Joe Bart might join us wow drunk short
Joe Bart might join us holy aura bro that was a good spot I was a pig that was
literally the worst
Chat I'm not gonna lie this is fucking calm. You know what this map is. It's just trees. It's just tree hiders, bro
Yeah, thanks for your freak
All right, so that means there's at least two people in trees by the way
Not anymore probably
So that means it's by for now
Can you blow my baby?
Baby, you're weird as fuck Lacey. Nah, Lacey, you're weird, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't think I fix anything. Oh god, I don't. I don't think I fix anything.
I think I just leave it. I'm gonna fuck up.
Chet, I'm literally, I'm literally just pre-firing the trees, because one of you guys is in here.
Oh my god. Yo, no troll chat! My spot is gone!
Bro, I'm getting good, bro. Don't be run-balled around the chat, man.
Wait, Ron, did you yell over the whistle?
He was talking about the whistle.
Yo, chat! Uh, everybody was-
Oh, he- oh.
wait I was it's another classic now just climb this right here it's a classic
I shouldn't have whistled I don't know why I whistled man like I did I mean we're
far away smiling you can hear Ron's mother I just know there's someone in this
tree man like I just hate this shit man like I'm just a fucking nice who's left
who's left who's left me me definitely only in the tree
Who's alive with me?
El Chap, bro. I fucking hate you, bro.
Lays, be honest.
Yo, this is a lot of tree camping, bro.
Yeah.
Me and Dante's.
Yeah.
Dante's is funny.
Dante's is fun.
No, no, no, no.
I know I'm fucking cheesy, bro.
Nope.
Oh, fuck.
Close to me.
That's close to me.
Okay, did somebody just verbally whistle?
Oh, yeah.
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
Shh.
What?
No way.
I just screamed.
It's me
Say
It's don't as
Wait don't as mood up. Oh, I almost got you
Find myself why is it?
Finding Lacey. I'm shooting a pig
Okay, but does this is your spot good enough for a hundred seconds?
What do you think?
It might be rough.
It might be really fucking rough.
It might be a little bit of a matter.
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
Daddy?
Can you hit the matter daddy or no?
Can you hit it or no?
How did you start this run?
How did matter daddy even form a goal?
This one guy
Wait, where is
Tree gaming tree games where are you?
Military
Okay, is your okay, is your spot cheese or is it like?
No, no, it's legit.
Chad, do you guys have any advice for me when it comes to this game?
Like, what's it like? Why am I getting found every round? Like, I swear I'm good. I'm a good painter.
Ah, it's just, what was he?
I, he was in a trotting. I got him.
Don't tell me he was just doing don't tell me.
Veexy, by the way, you walked past me like five times. I was a torturer.
Who the fuck was the pig?
Cap, cap, cap.
Yo, guys.
Guys, question, bro.
First off, everybody take a swig.
Five, four, three, two, one.
What?
What the fuck?
You're just going to use this for alcohol and then not keep lying?
No, no no no, one more, one more, one more!
Come on, you gotta, you gotta call LG before-
I really have to take a tinkle-tink.
No, that's really bad, like I genuinely have to pee.
I really have to pee, bro.
Go then.
How am I gonna get there?
How am I gonna get there bro?
Is it disgusting if I go in a cup?
Whoa!
Find a beer, find a beer, find a beer.
Find a fucking beer.
Alright, let me see what I can find.
Wait, so what changed, bro?
What actually changed?
You went from getting off to getting drunk and playing all night?
I'm not complaining, but what the fuck just happened, bro?
Did you like pull out a Glock?
Fuck you, no.
Fuck you.
Listen, Jynxie, Jynxie.
In life, some things are better left unknown.
Oh, no.
Mingo asked to play.
Let me call Mingo.
Mingo FaceTime.
Wait, are you getting a beer or what's going on?
Chad, tell Ron I need help peeing.
I
Know bro mingo happy 4th of July
Yeah, get on bro get on bro get on hey we're boozing and we're playing bro get on
All right
No, I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one
I got the drunkest guy. I know
Let's do I got all the maps in the world
mouth Bob Ross. What's the name of that? We should do it default. I literally just searched up Bob Ross. It's the most
there is. Guys, who's putting these images in the discord, bro? What's happening right now? I'm back,
bro. Can we get a W? Laze. Is this you, man? What the fuck is this one? That was me before I got
I
High-fives nobody's league bro stop being a dictator
I don't think bro
How did you realize?
Take a chill pill bro
Okay, but it's winnig
Are you in the game?
I have to call Bows on 4th of July, bro
See chat whenever I get drunk I just call my whole contact list
Guys everybody take a swig of vodka please
Oh shit. Oh shit, Jack. I'm not gonna lie. Is it normal? Have y'all ever had a wet piss?
Is that normal?
No, no, no, I don't understand what I'm saying, like a piss where cum comes out.
I got kicked from a lobby.
No.
I'm not sure that hum came out when I beat.
Fixie, you're the king of leaking, bro.
Like how?
How do you do it?
Dude, I've never beat anything in my life, bro.
Who was Z?
Is that one of your friends?
It's Mingo, bro.
No.
That is not me.
Pass the reposado.
She want to fuck with her stumble.
She want to fuck with her stumble.
Is there a new lobby?
Yo, guys, everybody list your height with a new lobby.
Everybody list your height, weight, girth, and length.
OK, 5 foot 9, 145 pounds, 5 foot 9, 145 pounds, and matter.
Jason?
OK, that means?
5 foot 9, 150.
OK.
Yes, I'm 150, bro.
Jason, you're not 150.
You're on, like, roids, bro.
All right, who's next?
Jason, what are you?
six foot two. I don't know six foot two one seventy five your muscle. I'm I'm five nine
one hundred and fifty five. You're not one fifty five. If you're one fifty five I landed
on the moon bro. Time to wake up and smell the coffee. Alright, but basically I'm 6'3
and... Yo, no he's not! My life is shorter than me! What? My life is shorter than me,
bro. Yo, my head does not weigh, my head does not weigh 155 pounds, you dumb fuck. Wait,
There's a Mecca TikTok challenge?
Interesting.
I'm not 240 pounds at least.
What are you saying?
Fucking Dunderhead?
You Dunderhead bitch.
So if y'all want to compare me to one anime character, who would it be?
Actually, like my personality, my aura, my skill set, if there's one anime character,
who would y'all compare me to?
Mahin Buu.
Who is Mahin Buu?
you man oh I got you bro you got no paraphernalia
yeah what's good Jason he's at the H2O drink bro I'm next to your boy Coyfol in
here bro yeah let me see I don't wait wait I don't know if he's in here wait
I'm gonna go see if it's here hello this boy brings yeah bring Coyfol down
Guys, I'm starting to think that these pixels aren't protein
Yo Nick dog stewie David five gifted bro
That's a real guy
Yo
It's not Doug. It's Doug.
It's Doug Stewart.
Bro, it's Doug.
Doug.
Yo, so what courses are y'all going to teach at Stephen University, man?
Guys, problem. I just leaked the fucking password.
Oh,
What happened man?
Fourth of July one that you can only hit once a year bro.
Fourth of July one!
One of one bro!
You can't say that again until next year bro.
What is life?
What is life?
What is life?
What is life?
What is life?
life. Water is H2O, two atoms of hydrogen and one of oxygen, pulled together by covalent
bonds. The air we breathe is a mix of countless particles, along with dust and water vapor.
Then what is it that makes up life? What are the ingredients of our fundamental essence?
What did I ego? What did I ego?
What did I ego?
On you.
Dude stop! No, no, stop!
Lays did it. Wow, alright.
You know, Jay, you know, uh, Jay-Z, first it was fuckin' most told, so it's laced it's not-
No!
The monster is coming out!
The monster!
Fucking ego
No, Lacey, I was talking to you bro. We were
Monster and I'm sort of talking about how life was created. What's up now go to Lacey's chat y'all and give him a heart with a bandage
Okay, guys guys. Do you want to get philosophical? I think Joe?
Okay, we can see we can get real guys everybody just came up
We could get up and get us a bottle.
Guys, camp up, bro.
It's not a tentacle.
All right, if you believe in aliens, raise your hand, bro.
There.
No, Jinxie, one more game before we get up on that plate.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, Jinxie, let's take a sit, bro.
Come on.
God, Lazy's actually a mugger, bro.
Do you see this?
I actually seen a tweet today with Lazy's mugging.
Who was he?
Who was he, Mugging?
Was he wrong?
Not me.
I
Wait, do I have to deactivate my cat?
Okay, guys, what's your craziest conspiracy theory? I
Let's see here. I got a lot of these
Let's start with Dante's
Oh, what wait one second
I've never seen this guy drunk
What are you drinking, what are you drinking?
Bottom guys, bottom guys.
Okay, Don says, what is your craziest conspiracy, Karrie, bro?
What's the problem with you?
Okay, so, have all of you guys ever heard of Loser's Cue?
Oh my god.
Oh no, there we go.
Like, I'm gonna go and put my pants out.
What is he?
He's facing, he's facing, he's facing bro.
He's facing games called Loser's Cue, right?
There's a ghost that lays his room
I saw that
Dude, we need y'all
If you never lose
or when depending on how high or low your win rate is.
Do I got Snoop Dogg underneath me?
That was adapt.
What's that good?
Lace, did you see?
Rip like.
It's adapt.
Adapt.
Adapt.
I did adapt.
Adapt.
I did adapt.
I did adapt.
I did adapt.
I was looking for you, bro.
You can see that.
That's adapt.
That's adapt.
That's me.
I'm adapt, bro.
Joe Barton.
I am out for this mecha-lobby tonight, not gonna lie.
I think Joe is sloshed.
Wow.
All right, bro.
Yo, you like my socks or no?
What's your foot down there?
Wait!
Oh, wait, Jason.
Yo!
Oh my god!
Oh!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, look at this one.
Fuck yeah.
What the fuck?
Are you playing or not, brother?
Yeah, bro.
Bro, dude.
No, no, we're not playing until everyone says they're biggest fear
Okay, here conspiracy, which one here my biggest fear
No, it's a the mirror
That's fucked up bro. Yeah, this might be bad time, but my asshole. It's just really bad about it shit
Probably a probably a probably dying alone
I only laugh because seriously I don't even feel like being vulnerable with time anymore because you guys laugh you
just laugh no okay
Lacey like you'll be fine bro. Lacey what is the biggest fear bro. My biggest fear honestly is
is probably a plane crashing into the ocean
and me dying that just being stranded
in the middle of the ocean.
Well, to be honest,
as soon as the plane makes contact with the water,
I think you would just completely.
Not necessarily, not necessarily.
Think about the sides here.
No, because the plane would go so fast
into the bottom of the ocean.
I can't look a lot like that.
Everyone would explode.
Is that hot or hot?
I'm gonna make my ass wear out.
Yo, hi guys.
I'm hot.
Yo, I'm here.
Holy, all right.
I'm talking about fears. Yeah, so
Hi guys, what's your biggest fear bro?
It's probably just it's probably just height like a fear of a fear of going high in the sky
That's why I don't know how to climb high. I'm gonna be real. He's right. He's right. He's right, bro
Gg one slip. I'm sort of vein mugging you
She my butt
I'm very
I
Know Jixi been putting on some muscle late, but it's boy
It's boy. Hey, why do you say Jinx is putting on muscle?
Lays what is your biggest fear bro fry spiders, bro
Nice get to know
Yeah, they literally disgust me
He's also scared of the tickle monster
Don't do that, bro. Do not do that. I don't do tickling. I don't I don't do tickling and I don't do spiders, bro
Okay, Mingo bro, what is your biggest fear about bro, you know my biggest fear, bro
oh yeah planes planes I fucking hate planes dude planes are pretty terrifying
bro I'm not gonna lie I think you have a pretty hammered for that man okay oh
let's explain why planes are scary you know it's dragged you're in a you're
in a plastic tube you have no control over anything plastic it's not plastic
bro. It's metal. It's metal. All right, Timmy, tough knuckles. I'm sorry. Plains don't scare you.
All right, bro. Hey, planes are scary. I don't care. Ron, what is your biggest fear, bro?
Probably like 2023, bro. That was probably like my like just like I live here. He goes and like,
I don't know. But also my biggest fear is not being good at Fortnite. You know what I'm saying?
Like I used to be one of the bros. I used to be living here and like I just lived the fall off
again from being like a competitive gamer, bro. Like I'm just scared.
Drink some drink in the mouth.
I'm not scared of getting in shape, bro. Like, what are you typing, man?
I'm not either.
I'm not either.
Sure.
Spoiler, what is your biggest fear, Spoiler?
I'll take a drink, too.
I don't know about hair.
Bugs, bro. I hate bugs.
Like spiders, bro.
Something's wrong with my asshole.
It's so
Okay, bro, great dude great all around man
Wait, Ron, I'm surprised you didn't say Jin see his basement because you're in his house too, bro
You saw it guys. I'm not a fucking
We know what goes on in his basement
We got this. We got this. We didn't ask you what your biggest fear was. You got a different question. True. Oh
My biggest fear?
Yeah, yes
dying low elo
There's no yeah, yeah
This guy needs help man. Yeah boys
Alright, are ready for Meshah. Damn. We really got nine people in here on the 4th of fucking July man. I mean
I
Stomp and leaving his side
Now bro, I think my biggest fear is probably I'm just slowly dying man
Why did one laugh?
No, this is like a vulnerable like mom. Oh, what do you mean?
We're all slowly dying. No, like knowing
No, I mean like dude, I mean like when you're like
Bro, and you're like have you ever spoke to someone who's literally like 90 bro? That's
Death is coming bro, you can't do anything when you're not you're just waiting for death at that point
We're all gonna look back
Yeah, but low key waited for death our whole lives
Yeah, just every day wanting to die. Yeah, but when you get when you get nine when you get to 90 then it's like
Closer really. Yeah, you know what my actual fear is about aging. It's not even like it sounds so stupid
It's not even getting to the age
It's like I don't know anyone else thinks this way but like what I'm not even trying to hate anyone out there in the chat
Listen, everyone lives a very long life
I don't know why when I think of like getting to 50 on like damn like after 50
I feel like the countdown like starts bro. I got I don't know how to describe it. I feel like the countdown's right now
No, I don't know why like when I think of like 50. I'm like damn when I turn 50
I know that it's almost like not seven close to me
But we probably got like about 40 years, but it's like damn the countdown starts my dad had me when he was 50
God, wait, how old your dad?
That's Asian genetics your dad's dick work that
My dad my dad my dad my dad had me a like late
My mom was my mom was a nine-year-old age gap
Damn, so she was like 40. Oh shit
Your dad I'm not even trying to be weird, but he's got some player and
Is 60 something
That's it. Yeah, he's all the shit
Oh damn boy. That's why I'm trying to have a kid soon so I can play with my kid and I'm not like able to shit.
Are you saying to your dad and mom can like see your kids?
Oh yeah, so I can have a grand kid.
Yeah see I want to have my kids before like my mom is like too old to like walk around and all that you know what I'm saying?
I want to have my dad ask me to have a kid soon bro.
Soon?
Yes bro.
Well calm down, well calm the fuck down that penis.
Put your penis on bro, put your penis on bro, calm down.
No, bro, back off, get it old, you gotta understand.
Yeah, that's me, that's me.
You'll be good.
I gotta put him out there to work.
What the fuck, bro?
He's like, he's like, he's like, he's 70, no he is 70.
What?
Dude, I can't.
He's 70.
You're dead, 70?
Yes.
Dude, I just want, I feel like being a good dad
It's like hard, bro.
I feel like that's hard for me.
How?
Because, bro, you have to be like, you have to teach your kid well.
And the world is hard.
No, Dick, Ryan, Tee-Tee.
I feel like you're going to be an amazing father, bro.
Thank you, bro.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
You just look like you'd be a great dad,
especially meeting your dad, bro.
You're going to be just like your dad, bro.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, bro.
Dude, I just feel like having a kid is a lot of responsibility,
bro.
How many kids would you want, though?
I look, he wants two.
Two.
Two kids?
That's valid.
Two or three.
I think it's a good rate for you by the best.
I love you.
I'm going for something.
What's under though?
A boy and a boy or like a boy girl?
I want an empire of wins, man.
Oh, god.
No.
No, I want one boy and like one girl low key.
Yeah.
I feel like that's more than that.
Only two though?
Yeah, I want to be able to be old and be like a grandpa
and look and see my seed increase.
and like the fucking family tree just is a big triangle.
It's like, how is that?
I'm going for like seven just so I got a family YouTube
channel.
Just put your friends on it.
Holy easy, though.
That's actually free.
Lacey, you're going to have seven kids and stuff
a camera in their face from the juice.
No, from birth.
From birth they're having a camera in their face.
From birth.
No, I said, bro.
I said, when you're a girl and it's birth,
you have a free like, where you can hit up
like any type of prediction market,
run a run a poll saying like boy or girl yes on during murder yeah hey mom make
a prediction mom make a prediction boy or girl you know what I'm saying like
that's free channel she's gonna walk
bro if you have a family channel may see like I'm gonna punch you in the face
no no no it's gonna be more like my own like like out my kids first words will
be reading chat their first steps yo your kids are gonna be like awful
Oh, bro, what?
It'll be fine, bro.
Then when Tuesday hit 13 or so.
What about, like, consent?
They're, like, zero years old.
You have a jinxy thing about it, bro.
Oh, my god.
No, no, no, no.
Thank you, got it.
Consenting to get Lambos for their 12th birthday.
Right?
Think about it.
Like, you could have a different channel for each kid,
and then just tell them that.
Oh, my god.
That's a crazy impotent.
And in a Tuesday, they're like, don't take their separate life.
Yeah, and whichever kid gets the most subs,
actually acknowledge on their birthdays so they have to compete against each
other to be the best oh my god oh my god do not do this
and then you can make them collab with each other
oh my guys the only reason Jinxie's saying don't do it is because he already
wants to do it we're stealing his idea he's scared of competition yeah yeah
It's scared of our kids overpowering kids right now.
So Jinxie, when are you going to start your mass breeding?
Like, what is that so you can go through with this plan?
All right.
So that's how Jinxie's kids said ball right, bro.
Like, you can't go.
OK, so first off, no one said mass breeding.
Bro, I'm probably going to have two kids when I'm 33, bro.
Oh, damn.
Why that?
Why that exactly?
Dude, I just want to be like I just want to be done with the streaming out and just have two kids aware
Now I like Florida bro Florida's good, which you're gonna be shriveling to your 33
Dude, I don't know bro 28 39 30, I don't know bro
Have a good one.
I'm quitting next year.
How old are you?
Does anybody accept applications or is he pushing it?
Yo, what the fuck?
Hi guys, I'm 24, I asked what?
Wait, but when you retire next year, that's old, bro.
What are you going to host?
You're going to be 25, that's crazy.
Yo, guys.
What's your birthday?
22?
Am I the oldest person in here?
I'm 23, too.
Yeah, I'm 24.
When's your birthday?
February.
Fuck.
Jason, how old are you?
I'm 22, too.
February fuck Jason. How are you? I'm 22 team fuck Lacey. How are you 23 team?
Lace. How are you 22?
Mingo. How do you make for when's your birthday? You're 17 fuck Ron. How are you?
22 or 23 two years old
Yo, what is 23 team bro? It's basically your
I'm just you like to have a little fun. Yeah, miss. Well, how do you know what it's you bro?
You're younger than me
You're what?
Yeah, Jinxie you're the oldest
I'm 22
JC, when's your birthday September 26
Officially pushing 30 you're actually officially pushing 30 you are you are 25% from a hundred
That is my
My god imagine you're playing and you're 25% done with the game. That's literally what you're at
Okay, first up. I'm more than that bro. The average lifespan is like 78
Second and with how much you scream that's my guy is down at least 10 years
Okay, no, I'm in great health look and start a family
Second bro. Yeah guys, we're all gonna be 25. We're all gonna be 30. We're all gonna be 40
We're all going to be 50, we're all going to be 60.
And then hopefully.
You're going to hit there.
Yeah, you'll just be there first.
You're just going to be there.
You're just going to be there five years earlier
than everyone else, bro.
You're going to be in the 30s, but we're all hitting like 25.
Wait, oh my god.
I just realized Jinxy's going to be 30 years.
Oh, how about it?
Jinxy's going to be in the nuts.
That's what I'm saying.
Jinxy's going to be 45 when we all turn 30.
That is actually my life.
That's a bad thing.
That is a forced bad thing.
I never knew you were that old, bro.
Yo, what the fuck?
I tried to put it in.
Wait, Miko, you're older than me, no?
No, I'm not. I just turned 34.
Oh, my.
And he's drinking to it.
You're about to turn 25.
I thought you were older than me, bro.
That's like fucking wrong, bro.
Jinksy, you're closer.
You're going to be closer to 30 than to 20.
That's a crazy statement.
Yeah.
It's close
What type of evil ass discord is this now?
Pushing 30
I'm drunk, you guys are reminding me of my quarter life crisis right now
Bro, y'all are all gonna be 25
Ron, how old are you, 23?
I'm only 23, 18 years old
Bro, you're old as balls
Y'all, Ron
No, I'm just a baby
God, the light, man
Jake's gonna be 28 when you're 25
Oh my god
That sounds crazy
28?
Bro, 28 is like grown
Like once you're 28 that's like it. 27 is not. 27 you can still have it.
28 you gotta be engaged.
Bro.
Bro.
Come on, hitting me.
My fucking family.
And Jesus take this out.
Yo, let's get out of the game.
Let's get out of the game, y'all.
Get out of the game.
Let's get out of the game.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
You gotta have the fuck done.
I thought we were gonna have a good, a good fucking Discord call.
I'm crazy.
I mean, what the hell?
you
you
you
you
you
You're the closest to heaven that our love would be
And I don't wanna go home alone
And all I could taste is this moment
And all I could breathe is your light
And sooner or later it's a river
I just don't want to see the night
And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
the way
Number 9
Burger King foot lettuce
The last thing you would ever want to eat
Oh my god, a Burger King sandwich sounds so good
Number 9
Burger King foot fungus
The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus
Classic.
Um, I can't find a spot.
Yeah, Dante has maybe leave you fucking drunk psycho.
No, no, no, no, just, just shut something up.
You fucking drunk psycho leave me alone.
Fuck you.
It's this guy, a fuck.
This is classic.
Uh, wait.
It's this guy, a matterer?
What's the matterer?
Oh, no.
Chesh, should I do it?
I'm just a baby.
Haha, they all drink too.
We are fucked, bro.
I'm not even kidding, this map is literally just hiding in paintings.
Yeah, and I'm not very good at this.
They've literally given you no other option other than hiding in paintings.
That's your only option.
Here we go.
Hey, there's a Lilo
What's life like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away, but girl, tonight you look so pretty as you do
I'm square on China's flight as you do
Wait, who's please I saw?
No, you should keep it that way
What do you think we're born yesterday, J-Way?
You think we're born without a matter? What's the matter?
Wait, what's the matter? Now are you kidding? What is that joke? What's the matter, Daddy?
I did you actually just had it so freaky. I'm not a game. You know what you say
So basically the joke is I just called you a matter daddy
All right, man. Yeah, okay lock this way
When you see a spot, that's really good also know his mind just don't read. All right, all right
Oh, no, is that a deep way Chad I kind of look like a galaxy the deep way it's gotta be
What I'm dead
No, you were just on the wall
Wait, wait
We can talk about this
I don't want to go to school.
Why can't I get into the painting?
Why can't I get into the painting, bro?
Yo, hi, boys.
It's actually like Thanos.
Oh my God.
Yo, man, bro, I'm gonna need some help.
Hey, guys.
Please tell me how that was a bad spot.
Jesse, not a bad shot.
I
Others get away, bro, and guess what I'm doing not hiding in a painting. That's not a bad spot
JC what do you think my spot bro? I copy this from Jason the war
Actually brutal
Ronville, this spot?
Yeah, do you see my spot?
I'm in.
Bro, Jason, what the fuck is that?
I'm fucking master piece.
Rainbows?
If this works, I'll get to 150.
What's Jason's spot?
Oh wait, that's- no, wait, Chad, don't tell me that's actually-
Wait, that's Jesus?
Say you sw- oh, I'm sorry.
I'm kinda sorry.
No, oh god, I didn't know.
Oh wait, Ron.
I didn't know
Rod's about to get cancelled bro
I got a system
I got a system
Am I fucking stupid?
Y'all wallet?
Y'all wallet?
You can notice
Bro what?
Bro I'm sorry
Listen in the middle of the air bro
I'm sorry
everything i love him sorry i didn't know
jason in what world
now this map is
this map is mid mid mid sakur
it's just the same thing true actually true actually you just hide into a
painting man no wait there's one in there
well i'm telling you bob ross
what the fuck is that
who the fuck
random kid bro
Where's dude my brother wants to like my works guys. This is my LG. This is LG
Before the game
Spot is
It's not bad
He's the painting behind you. He's the painting behind you. He paints himself as a person
All right, yeah, you want me to actually try this right? Yes, I know let me know I actually try to try to be a one
I'm done playing games if y'all want me to try this round. I'll genuinely try
I'm done being looked at as a clown.
I'm actually I'm actually showing you why I'm one of the best NECA players.
Taking advantage of drunk people, are you all right?
Oh, let's go to Lace.
I'm gonna show you how I'll paint her in another lifetime, bro.
Oh, please, guys.
This is LG.
Yo, yo, yo, this is LG making a long game.
Can we, yo, can we stop doing round maps?
Yo, please stop doing round maps.
I'm done, I'm done.
What the fuck are you mean round maps?
What map are we gonna play?
It's McDonald's, bro.
No, brother.
I've changed my diagram.
Dude, I gotta get off this vodka, man.
Wow!
What's he doing to you, junk?
I only wanted what you drink your tickets hard yo, I'm doing fire with my brother after this game
I know what I'm over. Oh my god
dude
Yo, I'm all in yo, let me know
What is it say bungalow later serving holy cheese JC look at this we got that would be a burnt peanut reference
Yeah, this cheese right here brought the fudge
Can I just cheese so this game last forever true? I hope this guy's out this
Baby
These are the good times. We're gonna remember when we're 40
You see you're literally
You might forget me
40 I wish there was a way to know you're in the golden days
Right you're 45 brother not in the good old days anymore
I'll give you guys the hint of where I am
Where the fuck is fancy dude
Like should it be a try hard try do it again. Should I have fun? Oh, yeah? Oh, wait, I'm a beast at this game
You can see come to me trust me trust me
Me for onions me onions. I'm gonna do my own thing
Watch out. That's gonna be my last resort. I'm looking around
Dude, I'm gonna light off fireworks my brother bra if anybody wants to come over you can
Thank you
Now what now what I'm gonna do I'm gonna go to Florida, and I'm gonna listen for fireworks
I'm gonna find exactly where you are leaked leaked leaked lol
I'm going to tarpon. I'm gonna listen for fireworks going off. Yep
If you guys want to see Jin see just go look for fireworks and tarpon springs. You'll find them
Hey, W tarpon springs. Let's go. We've blown up the whole shit. Hey fuck tarpon springs
I'm gonna get a re-trip. You might want to be careful about your words here. Like
I can't f**k travel in springs, your brother's real
Shit, it's not LaMicki, I'm a trash bag, it's not LaMicki, I don't care anybody says it's not LaMicki
Alright
Hi, bruh
Chet, you guys are gonna make fun of this spot, but it's about the strategy
That's one
Wow
Jixie likes hides in cars or some shit
I almost say it's good luck finding me, y'all
I
Go easy on me guys boys pre-firing in
Chameleon, you're not pro league's like take it down on us, bro
Take a chill pill, bro
Guys go easy on me. I'm just a baby
Wait, Jason gets
I don't think my spot is too bad, I mean this kind of looks like a toy for Thanos.
I miss only a pixel though.
Guys, I think Lacey glitched out of the map on that.
What?
What?
You can kill him. I think it's very impossible for him to die. That's a guy looks like a suit
You see you are so bad bro silence your poor favor of your friend. Oh, me. Oh
There's someone that clip this and come back to it and and tomorrow Mexico is gonna be England lock come back for this tomorrow
Oh
My god, bro, I'm a fucking G
Hi guys, you saw that shit or no
Wait, so what look at my spot, but he oh hi guys. I like your creativity, too
Let's get this
Have I seen my spot over here now?
Who wait, I'm not gonna lie. You're not wait. You might win. No, I'm gonna win. There's no way
Yeah
Brother someone in the trash can brother in the cheesepot, bro. He's in the trash, bro. I'm leaking, bro
Wait, wait, we can talk about it. We can talk about it. Don't you know got much time to talk to wait?
I can't wait to talk about it.
Kill him!
Get away!
Get away!
Kill him!
BOOM!
AHHHHHH!
It's mine!
FUCK!
God damn it, I was scraping.
Why'd you come back?
What is that, Muda?
Is that Muda over there?
I already dodged you, motherfucker!
Why'd you come back?
Bro, I really played this game.
Does anybody else just not plan on dying?
I mean, yeah, like, my specials are still good.
My specials are still good.
Dude, I'm a nice subscriber.
I'm a brother, bro.
Are you fucking scoops?
Lacey's tryharding, dude.
I'm tryharding.
Yo, Jason, really?
Jason, really, bro?
Wake up, scops.
Have I just actually?
Wait, how about this?
Jason's just good.
You're actually good.
What?
What?
Oh, Jason, bro.
Seriously, guys?
That's too bad.
Yo, that was actually pretty fucking good, man.
Who's alive?
Lacey?
Me.
The Lacey Jason.
Yo, Jason, yo, Jason, bro.
One more, bro.
One more, bro.
Wait, look at Lacey's spot.
I'm brotherly sleepy, I need to go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, look at Lacey's spot.
Lacey's spot is cheese, bro.
It's actually cheese.
Bro, Lacey's the fly hard one.
Ow!
How do they kill you?
Lacey's a tryhard, dude.
Or he's like in the trash quiz somewhere, I don't know.
Lacey's on the back of the red car.
Back red car, back red car, kill him,
murder him, murder him, murder him, murder him.
Ah!
Ah!
I win!
I win!
I win!
I win!
What?
Nice.
Can you even tell me?
Bro, I've done it like 10 times.
I'm a trash bag.
I'm a trash bag.
What?
I'm a trash bag.
It's been real.
It's been fun.
I'm not even shooting.
One more.
One more.
Actual.
OK, OK, OK.
Actual last game.
It'll be three minutes.
Actual last game.
Wait, close my game.
I'm reopening.
It's been real.
It's no jigsie.
Actually, the last game.
Come on.
Bro.
Yonkooo!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
I'm the fan!
perv!
Come on!
Come on, Yonko!
Come on, Jesus!
Come on, Jesus!
Come on, more!
Come on, more!
Are you that actual lobby killer?
come on
Yeah
Road to the OG map
I'm gonna go back rooms back rooms back now back room sock. No, no
Oh, I think my bad. That's good
oh gee big math yeah let's get a w junko in the chat man
We're going to tarpon springs. We're going to tarpon springs.
Let's go!
Oh my god.
Welcome to tarpon springs.
We're going to blow up tarpon springs.
I have a table teammate.
So let me guess, bro.
Sugar land? Really?
Like that is tarpon springs.
Yo, hi guys.
Locking, bro. I don't need any of your CTE.
We need to find these fuckers, dude.
It's a 1v7.
Seven yeah, I have a disabled
Jinxie this is your best mecha stream because mood us not here
How old were you guys when you guys shit yourself for the last time
22
I was wearing diapers till I was four is that nice aren't you 22 right now? I am but it so you shit yourself this year
Yes, sir. He's just a baby bro. He's just a baby bro. He's serious. He's a grown-ass man
Okay, okay, you want to be 22 or fucking 25 in two months true
Thank you girls
Yeah, what would you rather be doing gently
Fireworks with my brother wow, you're gonna do momentarily
Guys we played Meshah for like two hours
shit hey brother I don't even know why LG no but we weren't done playing with
you whoa just take it easy Drake Valk classic whoa just take it easy man
That's actually, I remember Draken Josh.
I did see, did see, what am I?
We're out there.
What am I seeing?
Uh, I'm gonna be honest.
A minion?
Yeah, minion's pretty popcorn emoji.
Yeah.
Classic.
Whoa!
Just, take it easy man.
Oh god, it's over.
Oh no, no, no.
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.
You wanna whistle next to my spot?
Oh my god, oh god, oh god.
Dude.
Yo.
We're all watching Draken Josh.
Now these kids are growing up watching.
That run drawn you know I'm drawing chat. What does the bottom look like? What is the bottom?
Maybe like hi guys who ever finds people sucks
All right, so step one of Candyland is you got to find high all spawn all
No! Bro, this is insane! No, you can't do this right about me.
Yeah!
Found it! Found it!
Oh, boys, are you fucking kidding me?
How'd you find that?
That is a good spot, no?
I remember a lot of people like to be gingerbreads.
Watch out, man. Keep your head up.
Yeah.
Chad, I don't know why I'm so bad at this game today, bro.
It's kind of pissing me off a little bit.
We got a lead.
No one's catching me.
No one's catching me.
It's a good spot.
Like five and a half.
No.
No, it's not it that's not possible three average erection is 4.7
Trying to make you feel good
Bernard what's the average length of an erection?
Yeah
Bernard, but I'm not sexually active.
What is the average length of an erect penis in the United States?
Alright, no worries. On average, studies typically say an erect penis is around 5 to 6 inches.
What? 5 to 6 inches?
What? 5 to 6 inches?
Why is this fucking huge you later life. Yeah, look at my mind chat. Is it good?
Yo, Jason, I thought fucking anyone bro when I found somebody
Yo, there's someone over here, I'm about to give my
Come on bro come on
Have a son have you're not gonna find me bro, bro, you so noob bro, bro. I promise
Why you bully bro? We have
Welcome to my laboratory was safety is not one for
Yeah, I'm rewatch a YouTube channel. It's not bad
Wistel bro, he's not
haters bro
Yeah, man, you were so average hitting 5.5.
No, I'm close.
I'm close.
Where did S?
5.5.
Like where, though?
Jason, is that not kind of crazy?
I don't know.
5.5?
Listen.
Listen for the whistle.
Wait, wait.
Sight end still.
One more.
Sight end still.
One more.
A wall.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Deep left.
Deep left.
You're done.
You're actually done.
Bye, you.
Bye, you.
Who's left? Oh god, oh god, Mingo's locked in, Mingo locked in.
Actually, dial. Mingo, did you play Zombies, Mingo? You are the only one left.
Hey, what is this?
Where is Mingo?
Haha, good one.
Where's Mingo?
You're not finding him.
I'm right there.
I'll be honest with you, one of the guys in the town.
Thanks, chapter.
Did you just fake laugh, Jason?
Fake laugh equals funny, Jason.
No, I never fake my last one.
Fake laugh equals funny, bro.
Did you just fucking fake laugh, bro?
I'm gonna get fucking pissed!
He was he was he was in the house in the roof
You guys should be ashamed of yourself, bro.
Says the one getting off.
We've been on this game for three hours.
Let's play for three more.
Tixie, Loki, I'll brand it if you don't.
OK, I don't want to be the one to say it.
Actually, sure.
He can hang on his wife to play with us,
and you're the first one to leave.
Woo!
He can hang on his wife to play with me?
No, hey, you know what?
Love you to death, kid.
Honesty.
No!
Take care.
Oh
Hey, hey, we got a host you guys let me say this before I leave bro
Life moves by pretty fast and if you don't stop and look around once in a while you might just miss it leaves with aura
Well, bro, can't believe it. It's got off chat. Like I'm not gonna lie
The fact that you don't like like how the fact that he does end stream
like
Doesn't stay on doesn't grind for his chat
Doesn't doesn't want to continue to grind doesn't want to do this doesn't want to do that
I don't want to play more games just gets off. It's fucked up, bro
Actually, I'm gonna piss me off, but on that note. I'm gonna catch on tomorrow
W stream in the chat
I'm gonna get off not gonna lie knees hurting a lot, bro
Probably should not have went to that party because my knee is definitely a little fucking aggravated man
And I'm also a little drunk. So kind of want to take this bottle and just smash it against my head
Play scrims with arc yeah, not gonna lie. I'm not playing a scrim drunk not playing a scrim drunk
I'm gonna go watch fireworks, but me and arc will be live tomorrow playing scrims
Okay, me and arc will be live tomorrow to play scrims. So I'm gonna be live tomorrow
I'm
Gonna be live tomorrow and I don't know what exactly I'm gonna do
but
I'm going to be playing a sprints of art tomorrow
I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out probably gonna be desktop though
But I don't know what because try to think bro. Maybe I should I watch the Mexico games. I should I watch party Mexico?
Maybe I watch party Mexico. I don't know. Um
It's not a terrible idea to watch party Mexico, I
Don't know. We'll see we'll see we'll see but a w stream
Um, hopefully my knees feels better soon. I don't know what to do anymore, but I shit is fucking ass
I literally don't know what to do
But I'm gonna catch y'all tomorrow, bro
I'm gonna get off get some food probably fucking lay down watch a movie and go to bed
I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit him both
All of a sudden he a friend when I send that bitch a toast
When she wanna tinge in, she disguise it as a post
I forget to mention, she was mine before she owe
She gon' make the Gucci like she can't
All we do is fuck you on dates
I know some young thug girls in the likes
She just wanna pop a pill and go to space
I do gravity above the stars, I go on the Mars when I flow
Can't be trippin' out that money, made me let a nigga go
Gotta get used to this type of service, traveling through the back door
I just put a big toe in bout another nigga home
When you bring your god friends you let everybody know
When you sing to not friends you let everybody go
Baby girl hop in we going everywhere but bro
Like we always do with this