Lacy
☀️ CHILL WORLD CUP WATCH PARTY DAY ☀️ DESKTOP ERA ☀️ USA USA USA ☀️ $5000 BET ☀️ STREAMER UNIVERSITY REVEAL ☀️ FORTNITE ANNOUNCEMENT ☀️
07-06-2026 · 10h 03m
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Yo
What were you saying may pull my chat out to the side you see much. Oh, yeah, right here pop out pop up pop up town
Right here. Here we go. Um
Yo, that was good, bro. Well, what I'm saying was I've been really I've really seen you since the
The accident happened.
Yeah, yeah.
So here's like running through it.
So you were playing basketball.
Okay.
So before you get into any of this shit,
what's gonna happen is we're gonna put you
on a really strict diet.
Because if you're gonna sit in a wheelchair
for however months,
drink alcohol at fucking 10 a.m. in the morning,
drink a monster.
First of all, who the fuck drinks monster?
We drink salsa beer at one p.m.
Hey buddy, I'm not sponsored.
I'm not sponsored.
I'm not fucking sponsored.
Unless Celsius wants to put a big Celsius fucking tag in my streamroom, I'm drinking
Monster.
So what happened?
You played basketball?
Then what?
I played basketball.
I made an NBA level IQ pass.
I didn't.
I didn't even feel like he was really doing anything.
I wasn't doing it?
Are you fucking delusional?
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Sort of.
Sort of.
Angle management.
I'm seeing like you wasn't really running for it.
Oh!
I
Second second point HF on fact USA fucking almost there first Belgium watch party
With the most beautiful man with Marlon. Yes, you know, you know, it's funny. What I keep seeing what every time
There's a clip on tiktok people think that we don't like each other. Yeah, I know what I don't understand why I
See people in common saying wait their friends again. I don't like I thought they
had beef. Why do we think we have beef?
I think it was like a year ago.
Like a year ago when we used to troll about that show
and you would troll whatever it was.
And people that just don't watch the scenes
only watch clips.
But one thing I would fucking know,
is ACL motherfucker right here is my brother, man.
And I would cut his knees and fucking half right after
I went to.
What?
Alright.
Guys, me and Marlon don't have beef.
Pro-amduos?
Oh shit.
Oh, ooh shit.
Fuck you mean ooh shit.
What's the matter daddy?
Who's the better?
Pardon?
That should look like a twin for Thanos.
This should kind of look like the office.
Listen, I got something to say before we get into pro-am.
We?
Yeah.
And why say we?
Bro, you should have played.
Why I say we is because I was about to play the pro-am.
Yo, this dude guy invited to the pro-am and he didn't play it, bro.
But for a reason, because I can't that day.
That's the only reason.
It actually would have been so...
You know, you probably would have been like, uh.
I was so ready.
I'm probably going to have a clothing portal.
I was so ready to have a brother.
Did you guys imagine Marlon at Lane playing?
Oh my god, you're so shit.
You're so shit at every video game.
Wait, listen, I have something I want to do with you.
So since I'm doing a desktop era,
I'm doing this thing where I do a bracket bro v bro.
Bracket bro v bro.
So I'm going to start at the bottom,
like the worst gamers.
What?
What's that?
What?
True.
Whoa.
Yo bro, they said to click the sign off.
What?
What?
What's that?
Oh, it's all right.
Bro, you bro.
Yeah, what's going on?
So I'm doing brovers, bros, and I want to start with like the shittiest gamers and
work my way up to the best.
Like I want to start like.
So you like duos, like me against somebody.
Me against people.
So I want to start with like the worst gamers.
We do a brover's bro for an entire day in gaming, and then I slowly work my way up to
better gamers till I'm at the best gamer.
Okay.
And I'm just, I'm just on out there, well, I won't, what would be the first one?
I want to start with you.
I want to, I want you to be my first brover's bro because you're like, when I think of like
the bad gamers, you're probably the worst I could think of, you know what I mean?
So I want to start with you.
I mean, there's, there's worse games than me.
No, there's not.
I think Max is better than you though oh my gosh program wait I want to watch
I don't give a fuck about the I-Cons, man.
Yo, I'm not about to play with fucking Vino, bro.
He's just gonna go through the same thing.
Okay, so Venno's one of the best players in the world.
He just won last season, but he's like the worst teammate you could think of.
He's so official.
What's his role?
He will yell at you.
He'll actually mad.
He'll actually mad at you.
If you're doing that, he'll call you shit.
Oh my god, him and Rod are gonna be arguing the whole time.
Him and Rod are gonna be arguing the whole time.
Wait, so real quickly, so whoever wins this, it's the best in the world, cuz FNCS is the
biggest tournament in the world, right?
Yes, yes.
So you have a chance to win FNCS right now.
I have a chance to win in FNCS and be known as the best player in the world.
No fucking way.
Yes, badass, badass.
So Ron can win another FNCS before clicks.
Yes, yes.
In case I love you, bro.
But you got locking right now.
One of the best non-FNCS winners.
Okay.
I wouldn't be best, not FNCS winners.
Okay, wait, who's the Amzo with?
Is it me?
I'm gonna play 4-8, he's.
I wouldn't be bad at the Amzo, I wouldn't be bad.
Yousif, big Yousif.
Okay.
I mean that duo's not doing shit.
That duo's not doing shit.
It's gonna be a big zone with the big Yousif playing.
Orchie plays fucking a 4-9, and we got team number eight.
Orchie's with Canada?
What the fuck are they doing, man?
Team number eight.
Puka!
I
Actually don't know who I'm with by the way everything I said up to now is clip farms and trolls
This could have been
If you're out there just know you're in good hands my boy. You are playing with the lion
Don't call him Booga. Call him the lion
That team might be getting last place. Is Booga a bad bro?
It's the lion or not. No, he's not. Chad would you guys consider? No, he's not a top bro though.
Wait so who is Peter behind this I'm guessing? Yes, Peter is behind this. So would you want him as a teammate?
Me and Peter are on the same team. It's over. I'm the best creator, right? I'm the best creator, yes.
I'll grab it.
Rise!
Oh, rise.
R-I-G-L, Big DT Rise, hair and up, win!
Lacey.
I don't want to be fries.
Please no.
Oh my god, hey!
Two, one, bounce!
Rise and go up, oh!
Holy fucking shit!
That might be the last place team!
Wow.
You all got a lot of work.
Shoot.
I just can't fight them, bro.
Oh, you're on your own, though.
Wait, Globbo's good at four?
All right.
Do you number 10?
Please, bro, please.
We go hot, quickly, with Victor.
I wouldn't be mad at Victor V. I wouldn't be mad at that.
I wouldn't be mad at that.
Jack, y'all don't know what Victor V is.
He's like the youngest prodigy in the Fortnite.
Oh, is that young?
Yeah, he's like 14.
What the fuck?
But he's like, he won last season.
Oh, shit.
He's like young and he's like young and young and young.
He's like, he's like, he's not even ripe yet.
If you know what I mean.
No, no, no, hold on.
No, like he's not, I mean, like his Fortnite skill.
Like he's young, but he's not even like at it.
He's like, he's still ripening.
He's still, he's not even in his prime
when it comes to Fortnite yet.
And he already won.
That's crazy.
Crackly?
He used to be a pro.
That's a great team.
Big, big, big Crackly.
That's a great team from big your time, bro
No, Pops is gonna be out there man staring at you, bro. Wait, that's not fair
When crack it was appropriate. Yes
Well, definitely you was a pro too. Let's down this land. I am up her right now
Please
I don't know what I'm doing.
Please, please, please, please.
Oh my god, what's it gonna mean?
What?
Woo!
The Big Bangs!
That's not even fair!
Rig, rig, rig, rig, rig.
On my soul this is rigged
Facts he plays the game every day
That's like explain what people about bro brother rig
You have oh hell no
Add that as rigged lamikio god
Lamikio god bro
I don't think you understand how unfair that is
No, cuz backseat said he's a fortnight like creative. That's what he does
He's the second best creator in this tournament and he's with Peter Bob
Wow, that's horrible
We're going to keep going.
Who am I with then?
We got Cooper Big Toe.
Cooper Flag? Not a bad sound.
He's not Cooper Flag.
One of the craziest, bro.
Now he's last land, pulled off the qualification with Reep.
And Daria now is top lead, obviously.
Cooper, Big Semi, back at it.
Running it back.
That's a good team, too.
What do you think about Semi?
Xemi, making fun of my Xemi, you know what I'm saying?
Like that's all that's gonna be.
Yeah, like as a Fortnite player, what do you think?
As a Fortnite player, I mean, I feel like it could be better
and especially like the building scenarios.
I don't think he puts out ballskin at all, but personally me,
I would take, I would take
A.R.N.So over Xemi for sure.
A.R.N.So.
Fuck it, we got, we!
I wouldn't be mad at being with Rhee, but I don't know.
The greatest mechanical, I mean, in my opinion.
Um, uh-oh, the key!
Hey, who am I with?
The key! This won't be called a...
This play!
I feel a 17-16 angle off.
I feel a 17-16 angle off.
I mean, I just...
Ha!
Ready!
Ready, take it!
Wait, what about with ARK?
You'll not go left! I'm with ARK we win!
If I'm with ARK, we deadass win!
How about some extra stuff?
Who would you have to be with to win this shit?
Okay, there's only two people left
that I could see me winning it with,
and that's three people.
It would be cold.
That's not bad.
Cold clicks or arc and I would do it clicks. That's it. Yeah, I don't think they'll do it again. Oh
Or pull
No, but jinx you're he announces with
I
Summer's it's a pro no
I'll be honest so much has been around for a long time. She's good. She's good. No, she is
She's good.
She was in the house with adapting stuff, right?
What?
Did she adapt the rice?
Brother, that's summer ray.
Oh, my God.
Oh, all right, people in my back.
That's embarrassing.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What?
Oh!
Me rapping would do good.
I used to play with her rapping.
I would do good with her rapping.
Please, please, please.
Come on, come on, come on.
I want him on.
Hey, Ting-T!
We got two more.
Two more.
Two more.
Two more.
Two more.
Puyo clicks yes, it's not what up. It's not the best
Concentrators are right to gain the more. How is that fair?
Passion is unmatched. He wants it and he's gonna have to go
Am I gonna be here? Yes, you're right played with Booga ended up having triple boogers damaged at the pro
And yes typical gamer wasn't the bro. He showed up as the creator and had more damage than Booga and now he has a shot
I'm not playing with rapid hoping that rapid shows up and plays like a pro.
This is it.
Stop yapping.
This is your guys' chance.
What's that, not true, by the way?
For real?
I swear we're looking at this test.
I'm better than TG jet.
Team 16.
We got Sphinx.
We'll get off of that.
We'll get off of that.
Yeah, I mean, he's a good IGL.
Well, I'm not gonna mind, but I never even talked to him.
Hey! Big 40 Moon!
Oh, God, dawg!
40 Moon in the building!
RDC!
I'm playing with Spinks.
This is gonna be content. This is gonna be fun.
Bro, I wish you were playing.
I'm not into fuck-moan.
Fuck.
I'm gonna set a pro-am, baby. Let's get it.
Team 17.
it's going to be I would I mean Hicks would do good don't ask would have had
the title many different times I'm gonna stop there honestly I was gonna start
with the wonky and all that but I love you niggs my dog bro my name is okay
What are the greatest is playing with we got great and baby let's go
Son
Hey, you're gonna be right. It's I mean I'm gonna be click or arc
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please pull me with coal, Palmer!
He's like actually one of the best.
He's like top two in the world.
Deadass.
Yes, he's so good.
Please pull me with coal.
Coal is paired up with...
Bang, big coon, playing with big ass out there.
They win ass in the building.
Like he comes out of the thing or actually he can't watch it.
But you're good though.
You know it's going to be either in a clicks or whatever.
What do you want me to do with clicks again?
Don't do what you did to my boy, Curtis, last time.
Clicks are ours.
It's a lock in, baby.
Team.
Wait, am I inviting?
We die.
Come on, guys, baby.
I'm not going to lie.
Me and Clicks win.
put me with clicks. Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir. Put me with clicks. We all think clicks
play with cheque. CEO aka big clicks aka big shitter. We win. We win oh god. We win oh
Oh my god.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
On my solely win!
On my solely win!
We're coming back for everything this time!
We're coming back for everything!
And this time, I'm IGL-ing!
I'm not letting Klicks IGL.
I'm IGL-ing this time.
As a duo, Klicks, X, let's see.
No way to happen again and then that's what now we know what happened again. I guess. Oh, I guess. Oh, but now wait, I think we actually do. Oh, this is clicks got the best creator. I know click that has the best creator.
that's creator. We got. Oh my
god. It's just. No, it's just
he's. He's. He's. I'm very
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
What about our second best
player in the entire road works
not playing that. That clutch
is at lane showing himself
time being 20 or 24. Yeah, but
like all the pros are all
essential for bringing on the
championship is playing with
the one and only Jax.
Team number 20.
Okay, Jack. This is 2026.
FNCS pro and clicks tweet.
I guess the USA's playing.
What are you about to tweet?
We're back.
See you in Dallas landing hostile.
What is that pick?
That's it.
Bro, honestly, dude.
Oh my god.
Listen to the chat.
It's time.
Trust me.
This is the one.
All right.
So can I ask...
I was there a lot of watching it.
I was there watching it took off your head.
So you stood up you was fucking devastated.
Both of them were devastated, bro.
What are you all gonna do different this time around?
Are you gonna lead?
Are you gonna do the, are you gonna do the, are you gonna do the.
I'm gonna tell you what happened last program.
Yeah.
First things first, last program I was hungover.
I have God place.
Click city has gone please, okay.
But last program, number one, FaceTime me, he said.
Okay.
FaceTime Cody
Y'all what's up, bro
Let's go
We're running it back. We gotta win this time or running it back. Okay. Okay. Okay. I need a face on you man
Because I know more than right there and he was like he wants the last one
I did I did to balance I did
Yeah
We did
Number one now's the issue in number two. I'm gonna be honest. I'll be honest clicks play like a little bitch
Oh, you play that you know, it's huge. What did you all you little passive? I remember you passive. You're a passive. Yeah
Oh, you've been grinding where you are right now
What are you at right now if you've been grinding?
I'm on my 7th.
Oh really?
No, you're on vacation.
He's on vacation, he's on vacation.
Oh wow, wow.
And guess what, guess what?
Couple days ago, couple fucking days ago.
I played Scrims yesterday, you're on vacation.
Thanks.
The place, important.
It was Wednesday at 12 o'clock.
Um, yeah.
Wait, is that a text directive?
Is that a text directive?
Yeah, it does.
Just text me.
I mean, I need to take to the phone on the phone.
Um, yeah, schedule it.
Okay.
Just schedule it.
So what are your god plays bro?
Wait first off where are we living?
I mean our person will kill the towers.
If I could kill something.
Yo this dude Marlin dead ass thought that summer's.
Yo Clicks I'm not kidding.
When summer's said on an ounce this dude Marlin goes oh didn't she used to live with a dapped in rice cone?
What?
No I did not.
No, he's thinking of summer rain
Bro summer did summer that bro fucking winches my favorite anyways come on bro
Wait, what man, how do I know?
I didn't know
So we're landing up here hostile hold wait, how do I know this map though? It's announced all it is. Yeah
Yeah.
Oh.
I'm going to tell you something, Lacey.
You know what?
Trust me on this, bro.
Yeah.
Listen.
I'll text you.
I have a discord name with all the rotates and all the plays and shit.
I'm going to invite you to it.
It's very simple what we're doing.
All I need you to be is mechanically fast, knowing how to hide the fastest, knowing how
to edit and make boxes and survive for 10 seconds at times, and most importantly, sticking
to me.
Okay.
to say one thing when it comes to end game in this tournament, I am I am definitely the
best creator. Like when it comes to knowing how to play end game sticking on you. So you
don't have to worry about that. When it comes to fighting, honestly, I'd say I'm top three
fighters as a creator. I would argue you are the best fighter I was creative. Higgs Tweet.
Oh, you Marlin sweet
Yeah, he is
Why don't what bro Cody why don't they land at the same spot taking my right away then
No, no, no, my client's actually really good at Higgs landing.
Yeah, Brandon's never played Fortnite in his life. He's actually shit.
Marlin, you think we wouldn't be honest?
I'm not kidding. I saw y'all...
Bro, honestly, I think y'all the best do it because one, y'all know each other already.
Marlin tweet?
The what?
Oh, fuck it. That guy's in my edit. There's some shit like that.
Clicks X Lacey X Marlin. Let's take it home boys for the one time for a while
What are you tweeting son?
Did you just sit here and
Yourself into the place I haven't even been doing for the last five minutes is trying to AI yourself into the poster
Dude
No, I can't I can't that day. I was about to bro. He was supposed to be in it
Things he's part of
You know the craziest part is chat I guarantee he picked this picture on purpose because he thinks he looks good
They look at him with his little cheek edited cheekbones, bro
Like you're not real
No, I'll do it side. I do think y'all win but I do also think y'all have to switch some things up because bro
Y'all know each other best. Okay. I'm the most of the best. What do you think? What do you think we should switch up?
Well
I'm gonna say exactly what is gonna make the difference.
I'm honest with you guys.
I could work.
Work.
Is it?
Oh, comment?
I'm gonna say the rest of this.
I think you all both are better players
than all of them in the universe, Peter.
I'm the best player.
I'm the best player.
So we should have fucking W key.
That's what we're doing, Lacey.
We're just fucking W keying.
I'm down.
I'm down to key everyone.
We're just W key.
Wonder what we did last time?
We fucking landed all the way back there
I know we played storm like little pussies we fucking Sadistina stack event vibrator
Yeah
Oh
We were in top three and then and then I got to headshot tonight. How many games did again three right?
I don't even know
Chad y'all know how many games it is or not eight no fucking way
Wait, hey, there's so many chances to like be so wait, what would y'all need y'all we need like top three every single time, right?
No, no, not even close wait, what really I mean if we talk
I don't know how many points for
kill chat for I think Lacey is
realistically the best creator.
Only reason he isn't considered a pro
is because he doesn't play Fortnite
for a living.
If he played Fortnite for a living
he'd be in the pro category.
Thank you Billy Bob Billy Bob.
Thank you for actually saying
something.
That's a fact.
Okay.
You know it's not a fact,
but it's fine.
I'm not going to start your bubble,
but yo, okay.
I'm going to text you the strats.
Okay, but I'm going to text your phone.
You're not gonna be on discord. Yeah, I will. I'll be on both.
Okay. All I need you to do, Lacey, is grind, reload and understand, like, how far I hold in all the chests.
Bet. Bet.
And I don't think Higgs will fight us, to be honest. I think it's actually good that he's better than the whole party.
It's fine if Higgs doesn't fight us. We're gonna fight him.
So, um, Brayden, Brayden hasn't, Brayden, I don't think Brayden's ever touched a controller in his life, so that's a quick dead every single time.
And Higgs, like, Higgs is good, but he's like, he can't 2v1 us.
want us maybe he'll to be with us maybe one game at eight yeah that's right
yeah I just quit yeah Cody I see you posting your stories make sure you type
me sure how are you that I'm just posted in second I'm sorry I know are you
our coach yeah it's our coach yeah yeah I would say this please I'm I gotta
I think you are the greatest of all time. I do think so but here's the thing here's the thing
No, let me finish. Let me finish. But here's the thing you haven't gotten to it because you gotta have the confidence
Bro, like you said you got to lay it on him, bro. You got it
That's the reason I'm asking about it
Exactly
Bro, everything's confidence
When you know I wasn't confident, I was a dog chef
But when I'm confident, I'm confident when I'm fucking lazy
No, we all been best for a long time. You're a bro. You need to be confident, too, bro
Bro, I'm the one here in a fucking wheelchair eating a crusty bone drink in a monster. We got lucky in the game
Yeah, yeah, I actually right. I don't fucking that shit. You're actually right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was doing boys
Come on, take the show man. Are you staying at my place or are you getting your own place?
I'm gonna stay at your place probably because there's elevator right? Yeah, I'm gonna stay at your place. Oh
My god, you're actually purple. Wait, do I need a wheelchair? You're, wait, you can't fit in my 20-25 S of 90
But I'm gonna have an electric motor so don't worry
I'll see I'll see you soon. We got a grind though. We got it. We got to play before the event
Okay, so what they need to get back from vacation
You don't even care about the game.
Do you trust me?
You don't want to win.
Do you trust me?
You don't want to win, bro.
You're all talk.
All you say, you're all talk about wanting to win.
You don't want to win.
Do you trust me?
Yes, bro, I trust you.
All right.
I already handled the strats, bro.
What do you think?
I'm just gonna get on it and B-A-I,
and not know how to play the fucking game.
All right.
Let's go watch.
I've been watching, bro.
What are you doing?
I've been watching.
All right, let's go watch.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
No, I didn't do it. I didn't even do it. I didn't get to talk to my family yet. I got some shit. I gotta talk about it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, I do not consent.
No camera.
Shut up bro.
You know we're gonna lay over.
Oh what?
I'm actually wearing that.
No.
I'm not wearing it on the floor bro.
I'm not wearing it on the floor.
No no no no.
I'm not.
No, John is not here.
I was kidding.
I was kidding.
I was kidding.
I was kidding.
I was kidding.
I was kidding.
Oh my gosh.
That's the only thing I was thinking.
Wait, woe just on camera duty?
for a little bit so John Foxy
I ain't no
I was kidding dude
making a little joke and
giving it like
that little jokie joke
what about your camera man bro
you're giving me a slush with a fucking couch
nooo
bro you're giving me a slush with a fucking couch
nooo
you're done
you ready to go down and watch the football? what?
so I saw you were going to the program
the camera enjoy it it just went right wait so what I hear he's actually be
saying next you puffing his vape you know we got you know you got at least
I'm with Clicks.
I mean, your teammate is playing the game.
Clicks is on vacation, he comes back on the 11th day before, so.
Oh, this is Garvin, January.
I have before the last year, so I'm not going to win that.
Oh, my God.
No, I didn't, though.
I really didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I literally didn't win.
No, I'm not going to stop on my teammate like that, because we're actually winning this year.
Oh, you didn't?
No, I'm not.
Oh, my God.
We're actually winning it this year.
I'm not letting anybody talk on my team like that.
I promise to God we are.
I promise I'm going to win.
You aren't even playing!
No, I wasn't the body, I just had to do something.
Oh, you got to do something? What do you have to do?
I have to go to the tree prong.
Oh, you have to? I have to.
Oh, J, it's not what it is.
No, it's the weird one.
That's what it is.
What do y'all do?
We random kids.
Well, you do this thing, dude.
How do you jerk off now that your arms are up?
I don't.
Yo, can we all look at the camera real quick?
to edit her I'm on the library of logging shit is going bro all of us that are trapped
should come together and stop this logging shit seriously
I don't even want to bro I don't want to do this because I'm always the guy that gets
black bars on their eyes like I just want to make sure it's not nice
damn bro spade or redado scoria yo can we go down the wash I'm fucking made up a whole
fucking party I got spuds about balloons yes bro I got everything bro
hey that's not a bad thing wait there's seven zero zero still it's one time right now thirty
This is a weak ass game!
Who the fuck cares, bro?
We'll wait for CP to play later.
I'm serious.
Excuse me?
We're not over this is Lemenya Mall, y'all.
Exactly, bro.
Who's going to be the new-
Wait, Jason.
Jason, I saw Ballagin followed you on Instagram.
Yeah.
You know what I did when I saw that?
You followed him.
I followed him, hoping he'd see my name and follow me back.
That's erred my shit.
Erred my shit.
That's seen followed by Lacey today.
Erred my shit.
All right, y'all.
I'm gonna hopefully see my camera.
I'll be fine y'all don't even worry about me man
hey I'll be good y'all
Oh, Lacey, don't blame yourself.
Hey, what's good though?
Chad, what's good though?
Chad, didn't really get much of an intro.
Oh, my gosh, Fortnite is in my chat.
Clicks x Lacey.
Hey, Fortnite, listen, man, appreciate y'all for inviting me to the Pro Am.
Me and Clicks are going to come and we are going to win the Pro Am.
But Fortnite, I do have one special request
that I do have to ask of you guys.
I do have one special request that I have to ask of you guys.
Is there any way, you know, I feel like the people would
love to see a lacy icon skin?
Come on!
Come on!
Here we go again.
I got maybe like maybe like five gifted maybe five gifted for a night come on
Bye
What's what's a good new show
I'm going to be in the car.
Do what?
Cars.
Cars?
Like me?
Oh, cars.
Now I'm going to be in the car.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
All right, Chad.
Hey, but how you all doing, bro?
I didn't really get to do a little intro and talk to you all.
I didn't really get to do a little intro and talk to you all.
See how you all are doing.
How's everybody's day going, bro?
Today is a brand new week.
It is, oh, my phone's dead.
Today, all of a sudden.
Today is a brand new week.
I'm pretty sure it's Monday, right?
I'm pretty sure it's Monday.
It is?
I don't know, really, I'm kind of losing track
in the days of the week here.
It is, yes.
But hey, today, there's going to be some chill shit,
a fun, chill little stream.
Going to be on desktop watching the USA game with the Bras,
maybe throwing some burgers and hot dogs on a grill.
And then we have tonight.
Kaisenat is revealing.
Streamer University, we will be reacting
into that and seeing if we got accepted to Streamer University, hopefully, Kai accepts
me.
That would be a lot of fun and even though I am going to get surgery, I could still
roll around in an electric wheelchair at Streamer U. I could still beat a home monitor
in an electric wheelchair.
I could still do it, bro.
But if he doesn't, it's all good at the end of the day.
It's all good at the end of the day.
That ass all good at the end of the day.
Are you gonna watch Spain versus Portugal?
Yeah, I'll go down and watch the ending
to Spain versus Portugal.
But right now, right now, oh, what was I gonna say?
I was gonna talk about some shit.
I was gonna talk about something.
Oh, oh, real quick.
Reactions, probably not gonna happen today.
Maybe I'll do reactions tomorrow.
But to all my clippers real quick, to all my clippers.
So last month, I had to let somebody go.
Yeah, I know I got I'll meet you down there. No, I'll meet you down there
No, no, I'll meet you down there. I do not consent. I do not consent. I do not consent
No, I have to talk I'm not done. I'm not done. I have to talk
I'll be done in literally five minutes
No, but all my to all my clippers of last month in June I had to let somebody go who was like running the clipping server and
It was brought to my attention today
By Jbers even though I fucking hate him
It was brought to my attention that the May payments were not paid out to everybody
because that person got let go, they just didn't pay everybody out. So the May
payments will be getting paid out and if you didn't get paid from that make a
ticket in the Discord and you will be getting paid and there's somebody new
running the Discord for the new like all the new clipping. I have a whole new
like person running the Discord so all payments will be out on time and there's
$25,000 per month going to Clippers.
So if you're a Clipper, you can make thousands of dollars
clipping.
But yeah, everything should be get paid out on time.
This month, this month, the new cycle ends July 14th.
And then it's going to start the next day,
and it's going to be every month on the 15th
is when the cycles will end and restart.
So it's going to be $25K every single month.
I saw someone say, you didn't get paid.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie, I thought that he handled it.
But apparently, when he got fired,
You just didn't handle it.
I don't really know.
Go downstairs, fat fuck.
So one thing we're not gonna do is sit here
and call me out of name, okay?
You guys have to understand I'm the king of this shit.
I fucking run this ship.
I'm the literal captain, okay?
I'm the captain.
There's no option to make a ticket.
Oh, also, if you are a clipper
and you don't have your payment information in Discord,
I can't like, I, I, I, I, I have to understand.
I, I work a job, right?
I have a job and I work a lot.
I can't like chase you guys down to make sure that you have your payment
information updated.
All right.
I physically cannot do that.
I have to work every single day and do my job.
Yes.
My job.
So you make a ticket, bro.
Damn chat.
Chad, be honest.
What place do y'all think me and clicks get?
be completely honest.
I think we top three.
I think we top three.
Fourth, we're not getting, yo, you guys have to understand,
when Klix is primed, he's one of the best pros in that tournament.
I am hands down the best creator, right?
I am hands down the best creator.
When it comes to like actually creating in this shit,
I am the best professional creator, facts.
Go with your friends, man.
Yeah, I'm going to dumb ass.
Can you give me a few seconds?
You look like a candy cane.
Also chat, today is a big day, bro.
Today, wait.
Twitch tweeted, Fortnite can't stop adding our streamers in game. Who needs a skin next?
Oh my god, they're talking about me. They're deadass talking about me.
How are you supposed to play if you're crippled? No offense. Dude, it's a video game.
What do you fuck? Don't call me a veggie. I've never been caught a veggie in my life.
The fuck do you mean veggie? What does that mean? Why does someone just call me a veggie?
How does this clipping thing work? You just make a TikTok and post your clips and how
much do people get paid? Do you need to serve followers? How does everything actually work?
OK, so the way my clipping works, you clip, you post a TikTok,
or a YouTube short, or an Instagram reel, or a tweet,
and then you go into the Discord,
exclamation mark clipping.
I'll spam the Discord in the chat.
And you just connect your account,
connect your crypto payment method,
and you post your clip, and it just
runs how many views you get in the entire month for you,
and then you get paid out based how many views you get.
So I think my top clipper last month made like $8,000,
which is like, think about that.
That's like more than the average like nine to five job
makes in a year, if you make that every month,
which is insane.
But clipping so easy, but it's so boring.
See, the thing is, if you're watching streams,
if you're watching streams,
you might as well just be clipping as well.
And I also have a $5,000 per month to Twitter clippers
that are separate from all other clippers
for just Marlin Mog's UU pig.
Realize it, you're signable to pay me.
I'm realizing it, you're signable to pay me.
Is it Lacey only accounts for Twitter?
No, no, no, for Twitter it's any account.
I gotta reply to Clipsis Tweet.
We will win.
What's the Twitter clipping?
How is it separate?
There's a whole separate campaign in separate $5,000 pot dedicated just to Twitter Clippers.
Compared to the $20,000 for all Clippers.
I'm about to go downstairs right now.
I'm about to go downstairs right now.
I'm about to go downstairs right now.
Y'all really want me to go downstairs that bad?
Golly, man.
Golly, man.
You trying to copy Rekai?
Brother, I was saying what Rekai said as a joke.
That's not trying to-
Holy shit, do you even have a fucking brain for yourself, bro?
You should try to roll down the stairs so this is another thing do you guys just want to see me hurt myself
Do y'all just want to see me hurt myself?
I'm not gonna go serious. Do you get iron ready?
Is your chain real
The crutches
Oh, yeah, I try to use crutches or should I just try to use wheelchair I
Could deadass try to use the crutches the thing about crutches is it's more of a workout
What
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, get the iron off first.
Just leave him right here and get the iron off first, okay?
I'm actually nervous to use crutches, right?
You know how long since I've used crutches?
I haven't used crutches in so long.
If he uses crutches, we're going to hear about his sore armpits for the next month.
Stop calling me veggie!
I don't fucking like that!
that.com real quick, brother.
Let me check, let me check, let me check, let me check.
Yes, yes, yes, the Twitter clipping starts on the 15th.
The new Twitter clipping starts on the 15th.
It starts after this cycle for all Twitter clippers.
This picks fire.
Nice.
Do you guys actually don't think I'm on people you guys actually don't think I'm on people
Big ball of cabbage
Well, yeah, why are you calling me a veggie I don't get it why are people calling me a vegetable
When I'm in a wheelchair.
People calling you a vegetable because you use a wheelchair or using an offensive dehumanizing
slang term.
This cruel behavior usually stems from a gross misunderstanding of a severe medical condition.
Y'all are calling me a slur for disabled people.
Huh?
Wow.
That's a low chat.
Generally low chat.
Chat is generally low, bro.
That's generally low.
Come on, bro.
Yeah.
I'm not fucking with this shit.
Call him me a vegetable.
I got a few.
This shit called me a vegetable.
I got a few, bro.
I'm coming, bro.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Hold on.
I'm going to try to use crutches.
I'm going to try to use crutches.
No, no, no, no.
No?
Okay.
Don't go away.
Okay.
I'll cut this one, but okay.
Okay, thanks, Jason.
There'll be wheels in the chat, man.
Stop calling me, I don't like these nicknames.
I don't like wheels, I don't like being called veggie.
I don't like being called all that shit, dude.
My name is, my name is...
So if I were calling you like chocolate cake
or something, you would've liked that?
No, you call me one of two things.
You call me Lacey, you call me King of Calabasas.
One or the other?
There'll be wheels.
Hot wheels, maybe.
Ow, fuck!
Wait, do you have your phone?
Yeah.
Careful, dude.
Come on now.
Okay, here.
Does your leg feel better or not?
Yeah, a little bit.
Look what I can do. Ready? Watch this.
little bit of pressure on there, when are you going to the doctor? Wednesday?
where my toe right now?
then you got to re-frame the bigger burp for me
we actually like, soul is not great, we re-frame it up, back it up, Lacey, me
I should have gone like five more
you're soul
okay, okay
alright, here we go
this is not my first, they're like kitchen
Not a bad shout actually.
Yeah?
Not a bad shout.
A little kitchen pit stop.
Maybe hit the snap cabinet?
Snap cabinet.
Always here for you, bro.
Thanks, bro.
I'll be your caretaker.
I appreciate that.
You know what everybody said when?
When?
But how come what you said off stream?
What is it off stream?
You said that as soon as the camera is off, you're done.
Oh, what?
Let me just take my ingestess on here,
because if it's not, then I'm probably going to leave.
Oh, we're still here.
Wait, are we here?
Okay, we're good.
What do you want?
Anything?
Oh, oh, shit, give me no shit.
Bus ball, I got you.
Oh, nah, honestly, I'm good.
Good?
Yeah, I'm good.
What about this one?
The Goy Slop, can't believe it.
Oh, shit, maybe a little down for a little gripper.
little gripper. What? Little gripper? Is it a cheese at one? Yeah, cheese it. Down for a little snack.
Of course, bro. Where are you going? Outside. Look at me. Okay. Um, this is it. Outside anyways.
Oh wait, you can't go this way? Oh yeah, it's quite smarter, huh? Yeah, you can go out here. No, what are you doing?
No, no, no, no, no. I can think about it. I gotta go up another stair. If I go this way, it's only one stair.
No, it's the same thing. No, it's not
You're pretty you know, I realize Jason
You're trying to look me
Holy shit I'm flying right now
We got to go, Will's!
This way!
Wait, can you go down the bump?
Huh?
I'm in the middle!
I'm in the middle!
I helped!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait!
I get it because I'm in here spinning popcorn!
No, no, no, yo, we all do you come down
Wait, what's the line line on this game I gotta put a bit
Nobody's
Chat you don't
I don't know how
Yes, tell us
No
No, it's not early early early
You know I know that
Oh
Oh
No, oh no, where's she at now? This is where he gets to show if he's actually a true all-star
Holy shit, oh my god
Do not do the classic get a pat on the all the sudden
Anybody check on their walkins
someone check on Darren Walker somebody please check on Darren Walkins dude I
don't know there walk is crying I've been saying that Marino is gonna is gonna
put a equalizer
I can talk right in the chat
No, there's five minutes left, but why don't they run the clock? Yo, if we're not those scores right now
I'll give it to me better than messy
I'll put you in another wheelchair, that ass.
If Ronaldo scores, I'll let y'all take turns with my asshole.
What?
You're Ronaldo's dad's gonna retire, isn't that?
Damn, bro.
Hey, fuck, get sent him to Cancun.
Where's my dad?
Oh, my God.
Why are they sending Ronaldo to go?
The biggest suey's in my shit.
They're sending Ronaldo to go!
Why don't we have a 30-minute delay?
I'm lying, I told them to do that.
Oh my god.
I know what you're trying to do, Ron.
You're trying to malhypnate me.
You're trying to malhypnate me.
Someone take on Daren.
Oh yeah.
Dave's over.
No, I'm going to get to Rap'n'Aira.
Rap'n'Aira's the only person that can do this game.
What?
Who's the next C?
Who's the support now?
No way we're not actually going home. That's crazy
This is the end of her not his career and by the way, this is also the end of the goat debate right here
Wow
Fuck it!
Goal!
It's Friday!
Friday is Friday!
It's Thursday!
You just changed jerseys.
Fuck this.
The price tag's still sticking out.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yo, all I wanna say is you can't deny the facts.
I have been riding with Spain since the beginning.
You know that.
Yeah, because he wanted the Lameinum all hype.
Yeah, because they're gonna win.
I'm gonna be honest.
No.
Wait.
What for him?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Chad, imagine the edits.
Oh, no, no, no.
I kind of want Ronaldo to score.
Ronaldo.
I kind of want him to.
He knows it's over, bro.
Yo, imagine Ronaldo headed right now.
Brother.
Imagine Ronaldo bicycle kick.
Oh, my God.
He's not a deaf man either.
He would be a deaf man.
Imagine now look at it right now brother imagine Ronaldo bicycle kick. Oh my god
Hold on
Jack troll spinning goals not gonna work we're watching the game
Where you going right now nice you gotta do some you gotta do some
Come on baby go let's go
I'll park that bus. Park that bus.
That might be a head ball.
I'll be on the breeze. That's my dog.
I'm in here.
Well, Jack, it's your problem.
It's over.
Yeah, he's not smiling.
He saw my suit.
He saw my suit.
We're not even going to start crying, bro.
I'm not going to start crying with him.
You can get out of it, Rooker.
Go on.
I
Don't
Have no time like what we're gonna rush here. I
Mean it should watch the things they gotta find us only it's back. Oh, wow
This is actually like second to be sad watching for now though. Oh, no
It's over oh
Oh, no
Come on dead ass check on there
Oh
They're even wasting time now. Wow. Oh god. Oh god. I didn't want to describe
Darren
Ronaldo save your save your legacy
Yeah, like that just over with man, I'm gonna call it. I think it was gonna be like 30 work
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You need to go left side.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You fucking.
Oh my god.
He's Stella.
He's Stella.
He should have been Ronaldo.
Oh my god. Why is he gripping him?
Oh, he's refining him.
Now give him a pen. Give Portugal a pen.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I would have scored that!
That's like right, look at that!
Oh my God!
That's it, that's it!
That's the last 10th I have!
Wow, that's GG!
We're gonna give them an extra like 10 minutes?
No, I'll call it like an extra one or two though.
No, I'm gonna call it.
They could call it right here or...
Wow, bro!
This is actually by Holland's Greatest, Holland's Greatest, it is very sad watching the video.
Wait, how many goes in Renato's store in the World Cup? Like one, two?
I grew up watching Renato, and speaking his last name, the company had been placed kind of part of my team.
Wow.
Speed's right.
He's summed up.
Wow, that's big.
They're gonna call it.
That's big.
You got like 10 seconds left.
Wow.
Maybe one more attack
Give Ronaldo a penalty that's over
Oh
Hey, baby, hey, no, no, no
Maybe a pen
I don't think I don't think so is it a corner?
But it's a free kick they can whip this in not this would be cinnamon
If they get ahead of right here, oh my god, I don't read the chat. I read the chat. No, I see nobody. No, I read the chat. I read the chat.
I already read the chat, bro.
That's foil.
Luna Fernandez.
Now's your time.
Come on.
Last opportunity to save Bernardo's legacy.
Yo, we're not. Give me your all of this fucking heads up.
Go.
Now, Bernardo.
Oh my god!
Wait, is that Shaday?
He shouldn't have done that.
He was actually there!
No!
Wait, he's actually like...
We're gonna know it was done!
Let's gooooo!
Baby, go!
We're advancing!
Let's go!
Oh my god!
Not the goal right there, man.
That's not the goal, Messi's the goal, but...
That's not the goal, Messi's the goal, but...
That's not the goal, but...
That's it, that's it.
said wait is that his retirement that's his last woke up but he retired he retired
wow i mean that solidifies oh no oh no oh look how sad he is now he's gonna get put in an edit
sheet because he said where he at that solidifies it let me you know is the best in the world
that does it right there holland the best
wow oh my god they're gonna say a little last kick over and over and over again
No, no, no, no!
Man, he looks so sad!
Don't blame yourself, Ronaldo.
Ronaldo, blame me.
Blame me.
Put the camera on the medium auto.
That's how he is reaction.
Wow.
Oh my god, I actually can't believe it.
It's kind of crazy.
It's like, it's like, you know what I mean?
Hey, you know what?
Hey, would it tell you bad?
You know what, you taste, I'm not gonna lie.
The fact that you're standing up celebrating
when one of the greatest of all time,
career just ended and you're over here happy.
Like show some respect to Portugal.
Show some respect to Portugal.
Look at baby go, look at baby go.
Bro, show some respect to football.
I'm showing respect.
I'm a big yamal fan, but show some respect, dude.
You can celebrate afterwards.
Yeah, we're all Spain fans here, we're watching.
Like show some respect.
You sit down.
That's one of the greatest to ever do it right there.
I'm gonna be so disrespected.
I just wish someone could just take you out, bro.
What?
I can't believe in all that that you got.
Hey, what did you tell me, man?
I'm using my shit.
Hey, what did you tell me, man?
Oh my God, the meeting.
We're not in the chat.
The camera's on, y'all had to begin my day, y'all, boss.
No.
Oh, are you serious?
You're already crying.
I had a camera shut up in my face when I left.
I'm gonna flip up the phone.
See, if I'm in the auto here, I'm like fooling the internet.
No weird shit.
Like, acting like you're gonna retire me soon.
I'm going another world cup.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going another world cup.
though to lose again like bro he's gonna be 45 in a woke up why though he's
hurting his leg you see you know the worst part is they're gonna use this
year 2026 it's like an edit they grow like the wrongs gonna retire soon
Renato's gonna retire soon stable and auto took a break from fortnight
Well, this is like the saddest one time you ask what?
Three hours
sounds like we got to make some shit shake boys
not so sad bro
I don't even watch football like that bro
seeing someone just so good just go away man
were you just saying if you wanted to see Bernardo go home
nah bro you're sick in the head
you're sick in the head
I got a fuckin lamina mall jersey on
I'm not that sad but
You know, someone let Darren Watkins know if he's ending streamed to host, you know what I'm saying, like, wow, at least host play.
Can we get a check up on Darren Watkins real quick?
What a legend, man.
Darren or me?
Not all, no.
Oh, me?
No, not.
So, so Darren's crying.
Oh, you get a cry?
Oh
They're all way you know they're waving them off the field after beating them. Oh, no every single one
I just give their IP address
Oh my god
Don't try to switch up now, bro, you literally wanted
You're so good.
Like, I named myself after him, bro.
You named yourself?
Are you fucking serious?
Don't do it, Ronaldo!
Don't do it!
He's fine, though.
Darren's fine.
Wow.
Darren's fine.
I agree for I agree with that
He's one of the goats of the game, bro. But in my opinion, yo, all this does is solidify him as
Second to messy
That's all it does
He won his whole career and he never want to work up
He will never have that accomplishment and he's one of the greatest and watching him walk off makes me so sad, but
They're already in the USA
All of them say
USA give us Spain
Give us Spain. Yes. Yes. Give us France around her ready. Give us Spain. Give us France. Give us get give a give us
No way give us anybody
Are these chips black
I'm not adding them on the back, you get good.
Oh, no, Laura.
Who's body is that?
Oh, shit, that guy's ripped.
Holy shit.
That guy's sexy.
I'm not adding you for the three goals.
Who do you want to be good at trying to help this team?
They need to play cross-compressor.
Look at the main yammer, Brad.
Well, how many goals did Ronaldo have in the World Cup this year?
Three.
Three.
How many penalties?
Four.
Four.
You don't all know.
Are you serious?
Oh my god, United States versus Belgium.
That game's gonna be good, bro.
I'm so hyped for you, Ed.
Who knows all money's all, man, right, boys?
Belgium does not know what's coming.
I'm gonna hit that one.
What are the odds?
Norway versus England.
I'm actually, I'm gonna hate watch the fuck out of England.
On my soy and two.
I'm not alive because they took out Mexico.
I got it ripped for Norway.
My Mexican brother's in the chat, man.
I don't know what he's talking about.
No way USA loses, bro.
Can you switch to that camera and go get the charger open?
No, it's Ron's camera.
Ron switched to Marlin or Ron's camera.
It's probably Marlin too.
Wait, the US has better...
Ronaldo!
Oh, look at that.
Ronaldo!
Oh, hi, Chris!
I feel like what Malaga should be in face of the US
Malaga should be, he should be
Crystal listen to this dude
Malaga is way better, way better than them
This is like the house man
Like guys speed is climb
So the country is a Balaga with 77% overall
I don't know if you remember this
It's the action
Bro I thought it was the difference
77 is a gold card
75
That's our boat. Balgons is 77 overall.
At least World Cup he proved himself to be one of the greatest players in this whole tournament.
Agreed.
Okay, I don't believe it.
I'm not proving myself to be the best player in the world.
I have more goals than Ronaldo. I have more goals than Flaminio. I have more goals than...
Jack, stop spinning the C-word. Stop spinning the C-word, please. Oh my God.
I'm not going to Cain's. I'm not.
He's a free baller.
He's not even our best player. Balgons are our best players.
The best player no no no the player the player who deserves he the boot the golden
boot
shut the fuck up this is the farthest is the farthest goreways ever been
I will bet my life that and Bob will get the one of you I will bet my life on for example and Bob
I think it's not even seen a chance against the US
This guy wants another edit so bad, bro
You're not getting that fucking edit, bro.
Yo, bro, wrap this shit up
For example nothing.
Hey, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you
Yo, can I ask football fans why they did that?
I said give us France and then they put a dude in a in an army costume walking with like scary music
What do you mean all of you?
That's the fucking, that's the fucking respect, buddy.
That's your fucking dad, you understand?
I can't wait.
Hey guys.
I can't wait.
I can't wait till USA beats Belgium today,
and then they come back to LA, and they beat Spain in LA.
You must have got a good chance going to the final.
I know you.
I know you.
Spain does not look that good.
Hey guys, Darren.
I'm Darren's crime.
I fucking heard you, buddy.
Yeah, bro, maybe you should just message him.
I'm not even kidding. This is my prediction. All right, as a true football fan. I'll tell you guys my prediction
I'll be honest with you England versus Norway Norway wins
This is the revenge game!
Spain versus Spain!
I feel like there is nothing better.
I don't think Belgium is going to win.
Wait, no way!
No way do you even qualify for the last game?
Then, USA versus Spain.
I got Spain.
I got Spain.
That's crazy.
Chad, stop Spain.
They're saying Harry Tins.
And, um...
Bro this chat England doesn't even play today stop spinning kings
three
All right, close the chest. Let's do it. Let's do it
Okay, no, no, each person can only answer one top like give one answer before the other people go
Super simple. What is Messi's first name?
Lionel. Lionel. I got it. I got it. I said Lionel.
Bro, not...
I mean, get the fuck out of here.
Leonardo?
Leonardo, are you fucking serious?
Leonardo?
I'ma be honest.
Somebody get this...
If you pronounce the wrong, he said a pro, so one point at least.
I pronounced him right!
It doesn't matter. I said Lionel bro.
Lionel Messi. Lionel Messi.
That's not easy.
Yo, what are you doing?
I need to see the W's flow!
I'm about to go with the static band.
I'm gonna go...
Since y'all want to know, you would say so much, right?
Yeah, yeah. Never. They never did. They never qualified.
No, I don't... I'm gonna go fuck about that. What is Bella in this first name?
Jude.
Uh, Flo. Flo again.
Jude. Flo again.
Flo. Flo. Flo. Flo. Flo.
Is that one good?
It's Flo, bro. It's Flo.
I can't believe it.
Flo. Flo. Flo.
Bro, y'all should go for it.
Y'all should go for it.
He followed him on Instagram. I sure you probably saw it on his IG.
One point, one point zero.
Oh, hard back. Whatever.
He's a huge battlegun, by the way.
What teams?
Name me two teams that Neymar played for.
Two. Brazil and Spain.
PSG, PSG and Barcelona.
Oh, it's not even a fucking game.
Who? Neymar? Neymar?
Maybe he's not a dude.
I know ball, bro. I know ball.
No!
In other words, in other words, in other words, in other words, in other words, in other words,
in other words, in other words, all of football.
Oh, you wanna do one cup?
In other words, one cup, please.
No, bro, we're taking next question.
Give me the most legendary player on Belgium's national team.
Ronaldinho.
Waffles.
Waffles.
He's playing right now.
Waffles?
No, it's a Waffles.
Kevin De Bruyne.
Kevin De Bruyne doesn't play fucking football.
No, bro. I'm a bar. No, I'm do this it
Sewers I don't like I I really
Super fucking simple. Are you already like super fucking simple guy what club team here we are club team
not nationality. Yeah, this is the minimum
Argentina
That is so easy, bro
Stay Argentina. It's Argentina. It's another
I guess he doesn't play for Arginino.
I guess he doesn't play for Spain.
You're out for a second.
You're out for a second.
You're out for a second.
I'm too high back.
I'm too high back.
I'm too high back.
I'm too high back.
You're out for a second.
OK, what rank is this?
I mean, this is like the low, so low.
All right, let's start with this one.
Get up there, Ray.
Let's do Nenia Player that has played with Cruz San Ronaldo
every 100.
OK.
And any player?
All of them.
You want to go first?
Yeah.
Wait, I know this one.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm going to clap.
He's a legend wrong either. They're telling me I'm right. I'm not nothing one is great
How do you know that? No hazard
Wait, was that the same time he not play with it? Sorry, I'm a jerk. Yeah, he was you was for a little while. Was that
Okay, next question next question next question. All right
Okay, maybe
That's not ball. No, maybe maybe three percent please. What's up?
Vinny junior. Okay. I want me junior. Oh, we're going back. Okay. I got you. No, let's just keep naming it till we give up
Uh, name are junior. Okay. Okay. Um, okay. I'm gonna go with Ronaldina. Okay. Oh
Okay
You know, you know, I gotta go you know, I have to go with him, bro. He's going on check. Oh
Okay.
Okay.
Um.
No, no, no.
What number is it?
I don't know.
It's the next question, bro.
Next question.
I'm gonna be honest.
I got three.
You took mine.
You took my astute.
Wait, so am I out of this?
Like am I just...
Hey, wanna get back in?
No, bro.
I'm like this, bro.
Get back in.
Um.
Yeah, but you, Mark.
Bro, this is like asking.
Okay, you know what?
No, no, no.
You want to actually try?
Yeah, sit down, sit down.
Here, let's do questions that only one person would know.
Yo, who won the World Cup Fortnite?
Oh yeah.
Yeah
You got a carry to an FNCS
Who in what position is called in gold like what is it?
Yeah potato tomato motherfucker same shit
They don't know this.
Name me all the four positions in a defensive line. Okay, so first
He's wrong. Okay me
You have you have you have you have center back
Hey, you have center back
Center back center back. Okay. That's one center mid
Nope, okay center back. You have a
Uh, wing?
Right wing, left wing?
Left back, right back.
Center back.
Come on, bro.
Give us easier ones.
No!
That's the most basic shit.
Alright, we'll put a couple in line.
Alright, alright.
I know Bob, bro.
So, okay, man, I'm not, this is pretty nice.
Two advanced.
What? Don't say it because you don't already know this.
Okay, what club like what team did name or a messy place together for years?
No
What team did messy and name or play for four years
Name our junior
You don't fuck it.
They never played together.
Trick question. They never played together.
That's what you did it twice.
But what's the most legendary one?
FC Barcelona.
That's ball knowledge.
I don't know. That's good.
I don't know. I thought ball knowledge was good.
But do you?
He gets. He gets.
Let's see my nails.
You said Miami, bro.
You said a city.
You said a seat I'm not I'll be giving you do okay, bro. Jay something easy
I'm a true. I'm a true Renata watcher soon. I watch you. Okay. I know I know
Where in the world in the world?
This he played right now. No, what's important? What's easy? Well, what the country? I know the answer
Can I say it or not?
Portugal, but what what club club is it?
What he just played
He plays for Saudi Arabia. Yeah, I knew that now. I knew that
You do that, you gotta go piss me off.
You know she like this.
You gotta go piss me off. You know she like this.
You don't know what you're doing.
That doesn't count.
But like you know that Ron.
Did he win that league?
Did he win the league this year?
Yes, he did.
He was a Mickey too.
Give me something, come on. I can't leave without it.
Listen, if you don't get this right,
you're drunk. I'm so evil.
Do you fucking understand?
You understand?
I like it.
Let's give him the most easiest.
All right, you gotta give me time.
You gotta give me time.
I really just want to answer.
But no one else answered, though.
Okay.
I can't use it, like, I'm fucking kidding.
Who won the World Cup last World Cup?
Oh my, he's like,
who won the World Cup?
Who won the fucking World Cup four years ago?
You think you can get me, bro?
It was Argentina.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
But, but, but, but, but, but,
it should have been France.
I'll be honest with you, Messi scored a hat trick, but in Bobay scored a better one.
That's all I'm going to say.
Okay, that's good.
Who won the Euros?
Do you know what a Euros team is?
Money!
What?
Money.
Money.
Who won the Euros?
You are money?
For fucking what?
Who won the Euros?
Brown won the Euros.
You are such an easy question.
Who won the Euros?
You are such a easy question.
Who won the Euros?
You are such a easy question.
Who won the Euros?
Okay, well based on everyone who's played
Played the euros
Yo, what is the difference between the euros in the World Cup? I'm not gonna. What love euros is
World Cup is every four years, and it's the World Cup,
it's every team.
Europe is your PAs.
Good job, good job, good job, good job.
All the next clue is four.
I like that.
What else?
I'm doing a good one.
I got a cupcake.
Yeah?
Hello cupcake, bro.
One more question for you to get right.
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down.
I'm just trying to think, okay, give me another,
Who's your other favorite player?
What club does he play for?
That's the national, that's his country, and that's his company.
You know why would you answer that?
I knew it.
I knew that.
Okay, there's Man City, right?
Man City.
Man City.
Man City.
Who is their right, quote unquote, rival of all time?
Man City?
Come on.
Man Chester.
Man Chester.
United.
Yes!
Not United.
Yes!
I'm trying to get some hardship, bro.
I was in hardship.
That's my knowledge.
Me and Jason with hardship.
Me and Jason with hardship.
What what what what club does Christian fucking posters play for from the United States of America?
Captain America bro, come on
Born USA USA
He plays for um in in term in term Miami
come on please please please
I can't get him
I actually can't get him I actually can't get him I actually can't get him
Oh no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait
I got my gun
Wait wait wait
I know you can't look before I'm going to fall on my leg
What are you doing?
No no no actually fuck him up stop stop stop stop stop
No no no that's gonna fuck
That's how you do it
No no no cause he's going to put pressure on his leg
Is it?
Not a good idea not a good idea not a good idea
I say you pick him up and just throw him in
I can't swim
Or you just splash a water bottle in his face
No no no no neither
His ass has got to go in the pool
Come on
I can't
Put him in the pool. You said you were gonna. I know I'm trying to figure out a way out again. I can't use my legs to swim.
I have a little something right there.
What?
This is disgusting. This is like...
This is like...
Oh my god.
Um, so that's your bottom. That's like, that's not a bottom of the pyramid.
Alright, give me some things.
Honestly, bottom of the pyramid.
I actually just watched it.
Bro, I have a hot take.
I have a hot take.
Yeah, I'm here.
I actually think I have better rolling loads than Orchats.
I
The chat has no ball knowledge they just Google every question
Something I don't fell on
I know this I know Bob now you know bad in a bad
Okay, um you ever play FIFA enough people
Which I'm
What club is represented in the country that won the World Cup in 2008?
Oh my god, but what I know this one. What's that question? Wait, say it again. That was four years old
What club
Represents the country that won the World Cup in 2008 what love what the fuck are you talking about?
No, bro, let's skip that answer answer answer. I was for
Who's the greatest Swedish player of all time?
Okay, no, hey guys, guess what?
Guess what trick question there was no world cup
You guys don't know ball. I wasn't even a fucking question. You guys
Okay, how I got you was the greatest
Arsenal player of all time. Subjective. Subjective. Subjective. If you think of Arsenal, they have a big Arsenal player.
No, it's really not. The thing is, you have...
You know, I'm not glad you... If you really think about it, you don't.
Have you ever played for Arsenal?
Of course I have.
It's gotta be Harry Kane.
Hey, can you please, does that play for us?
No, bro, here it is.
Yeah, you locked me.
We wouldn't be you, Keynes.
I'm not against it.
I don't know, bro.
It was a forward play for the French national team.
Oh, Henry!
Wilder's worth.
That was just exciting.
I'm in Thursday!
Oh, my God.
Hey!
I'm gonna hide on that, because I remember KSI talking about it.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Oh!
I'm not a leader until I answer a hard question, but please, can you do something about it?
But he's one. You don't even know that he's...
I'll secure all that.
I'll secure all that.
I'll give him another one. Barrel him with this one.
No, but he doesn't even know me.
I can do it!
I do, I promise.
Alright, bro. I'll give you...
Yo, what position does...
We're not a fucking plate.
Play.
Oh, it's so easy.
He's center mid.
He's strong.
He's a striker.
No, no, no.
He's a striker.
No, I'm gonna...
I swear, I swear.
He's a striker.
He's a striker, Ron.
Okay.
Let me move.
Alright, now let me try.
Let's do a World Cup question.
Stop tearing apart my shade.
What nationality does he play in?
Yeah, what country?
Brazilian.
Okay.
Where does Jude Bellion play?
Nationality.
Great.
Here we go.
Okay, here we go.
Let me ask you a question.
Since you're the fucking top dog,
when you start asking NFL questions,
bet you won't know shit.
I'm gonna go up and talk about the NFL, bro.
That's what I thought.
It's the World Cup, bro.
The World Cup.
Let's go World Cup questions.
What the fuck?
What's over here?
What?
Yeah
Come on
Yeah, give me a question to ask Marlin. Yeah, we need a question to ask Marlin, bro. Go ahead bro. Come on. I'm here
See what happens when I answer two for two. It's quiet. It's fucking quiet. Maybe another player. That's not about feeling friends
One other way
So you want to aim on what?
Francis team and another friend play
Well, I mean I saw a six-hung each day
Another friend player
Christian Paul starts with a D
My homie my homie
I met
Give me another USA fucking player that's not about again and that's not Christian
postage
I'm starting to think that I'm a lark. I don't know bro. What are they doing?
LeBron James
Technically speaking, I'm just gonna let you play for USA New England. So he told you LeBron James in New England
And you said who played the NBA to this day the wrong James
Yeah, I'm off a the prince who never got crowned king
But to me
Who has the record for most goals in a year?
And what year was it and how many goals?
Are you fucking, what?
And like, what?
I would do more like-
Okay, I'll just say this.
Bro, that's a trick question.
What was the record for most goals in a year?
It was, the record was 91.
Who was it?
91 goals?
Because I'm an auto.
Yes, messy, wrong.
It was messy.
Did you mark for bro?
It's not an auto.
Okay, he marked for it, it's a whore, bro.
Give me another one.
Okay, who was the most goals of all time right now?
Bernardo.
He's over like a, he is almost,
it's almost a thousand.
Yeah, I was about to say a thousand, right?
He's trying to hit a thousand while he's...
Um...
Who won? Ask Marlon who won the 2010 World Cup?
2010 World Cup? Sweden.
No, you're right.
Brazil! Brazil!
You're in the box now, right?
Brazil?
No, 2010 World Cup?
No, 2010 World Cup was...
2010 World Cup Italy?
Not Spain.
Europe! He's a larp!
I'm trying to tell you!
He doesn't know shit!
You don't know fucking shit!
You're a larp or two. We have the same mall knowledge.
You're a big Messi fan, right? You're a big Messi fan?
Okay, what was the name of Messi's childhood club?
Barcelona.
Oh my gosh!
It was the Newells' first voice.
You're a fucking fraud.
He's placing you as a fucking kid, four years old, and you're fucking a first club.
The Newells' first club.
Barcelona's first club, bro.
Yo, he's a larp.
How the fuck are you born?
You're born in Europe.
This is super simple.
Before Messi broke it this year,
who had the record for most goals in World Cups?
In World Cups?
In World Cup history.
In World Cups, who had the record?
But what do you mean, of all time, do you mean in one World Cup?
Who had the most goals?
You don't know these, bro.
In World Cups, before Messi broke it this year.
Even I know this.
Who is it?
I got to see who it is.
You can not know this shit.
Yeah, because you're looking at chat.
You dumb fuck.
Who is it, Marlon?
Who is it?
All time.
You're not gonna know.
Yeah, you don't even know who this player is.
Yeah, you don't even know who he is.
All the time.
You know I'm-
Do I know this player?
I hope so, do you?
Yeah, I would hope if you're not a liar.
Do you know this player?
You're a real footballer, I hope.
Do you know this player?
I don't, I don't consider myself a footballer.
Do you know this player?
It's not, I don't bring it out.
I know, I know, I saw like a blitz.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, okay.
He played for Germany.
Oh my God, do you want to even know any Germans?
Two Muslims?
No, no.
These guys are, these guys are fraud.
Close.
Chatroom in the pool. I close. No, that's his name. That's a chatroom. That's no close. Hey, bro, you're dead
I know okay, which player is the only footballer to have won the UEFA Champions League with three different clubs
There's a UEFA player that fucking fortnight. That's a team in sleep with three different clubs
He's the only player to do it even I know this bro. We got the same ball
Check any questions give me questions
Okay, hold on. Okay. I don't know if this is subjective, but who is Barcelona's best goalkeeper?
Barcelona's best goalkeeper?
Oltam?
I don't know, it's just a crime.
Oltam?
Okay, here's the question.
Who's that?
I do fact.
Chad, if you're asking a question in my chat, put an answer out.
I give a man Tessa United that's goalkeeper because I'm a man United fan.
But it's our house first.
Valdez is pretty good.
No, it's the gay, bro.
Okay, that's easy.
Who is the goalie who played for
ALK and was in the world
Okay, we're locked in for no
Give me ten you say some good questions are fucking okay. This is easy. This is cool. Sorry. Who is the only player to win three world cups?
And who did he play for?
The real cuts the real cuts so easy
I think it's messy wrong about me wrong. Are you fucking where you walk up?
Messy no, I thought it was real cuz it's fun
It's all it's Brazil. No, it's your results. That's not true. That's Germany. It's Germany, right?
Wrong Brazil can name the players the point if you name the player. I mean you you're wrong already
Name our junior the third. There's a next one. There's another one wrong. Let's play
Oh, hey, bro, the ball, fucker, man.
Oh, sure, sure, sure.
More, more.
Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
There, there, there.
Come on, come on.
Which nation has lost the most World Cup finals?
Everyone who didn't win the finals.
Lost the...
France.
Wrong.
Italy?
Wrong.
Germany.
It's Germany.
Yo, can you shut the fuck up?
You're alarm.
I don't want to hear it.
Thank God you're good.
Germany.
Yeah, you're right.
I didn't say it, so...
Exactly!
Ah!
I didn't say it!
Give it to me!
Give it to me!
Ah!
Wait!
Cat's saying it's not!
Cat's saying it's the Netherlands!
What?
Oh!
The Netherlands made it to the final?
I'm under the...
Well, the only time I went to the Netherlands is to go...
There's late at night, there's just red light...
I didn't do anything like this.
Okay!
Wait, that's a good question!
Which player has the most assists of all time?
Kevin De Bruyne.
Right.
Oh my God!
You're a...
What do you do?
What does he do?
One zero one zero good. Okay. There's a someone said this will prove their ball knowledge
Who is the top score in Premier League history?
Sierra League. Fuck out of your mind.
Messy.
Cousin Love.
We're wrong.
Messy.
Wrong.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I can't answer this.
Top goal.
Cousin.
Premier League history.
Top, the top score.
Premier League.
Premier League history.
And Bobbe.
Wrong.
Are you fucking with me?
Shakira.
Shakira.
Alan Shearer.
Oh, fuck.
That's your question.
That's your question, that's your question.
OK.
OK.
Who was the youngest player to score in a World Cup?
Oh, in a World Cup?
Oh, it just happened, I think.
I don't know his name.
Well, I know his name.
He's 16.
I don't know his name.
He's 16.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw it, too.
The youngest is 16.
Hendrick.
Wrong.
No, I don't know.
I don't know his.
The Mexican gift?
Pele.
What?
This is a 17.
I swear to god, this world is not a 17.
You're just a little lower.
You have got a single answer.
I'm not a pro.
I'm doing better than I live.
I'm a zero.
So you sit at Barbe as a tenuist.
This is super simple.
Who has won the most balloon doors?
Oh.
Most balloon doors from what's on?
Messi.
Neymar Jr.
He's got the same time.
That was the same time.
OK.
They're going down to the same bottom.
Why do we all get so frustrated?
What's an offside on an avenue?
Belly doors.
Who scored the fastest hat-trick in the Premier League history?
Messey.
Sierra Leone.
No.
Bobbeck.
Or Noto.
No.
Sadio Mane.
Sadio fucking son.
I wouldn't fucking know that one.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh...
What about the last one?
The one.
AMR, you're a lord.
Bro, you have one point.
No troll?
Where are you going?
No, where are you going?
You and him have the same problem.
You and him have the same problem.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it till we finish.
So far.
Let's go.
Let's finish it.
Let's finish it.
Let's finish it.
Let's finish it.
Let's finish it.
Let's finish it.
One, two, three, zero.
Maybe he's still asking this fucking question.
It's quicker.
Five, four, like first and three.
Five.
Who has the most golden boots?
Mbappe
I said it first
Golden boots?
Cristiano Ronaldo
Hell no, answer for everything? Are you fucking crazy?
What was it?
Holland, it's Mbappe, it's Mbappe
It's Gemma
Hello
Hello
It's Messi
Oh my God
Is that a fact?
I'm pretty sure that's the same
Oh it's Messi
Oh God
Oh six
Who was the left back for Barcelona during the prime time?
No, no, it's something I
Fuck, what's his name?
Inertia?
Bro, fuck, I don't know his name.
I thought it was I.
He's bald.
He's bald.
He's got bad hair cut.
It's Alba.
That's Alba.
That's Alba.
That was Alba.
I thought it was Iniesta.
Iniesta?
Was that Alba?
Marlon, they're asking if you're a LARP LARP supporter or not.
We're not finished yet.
I thought it was Iniesta.
Brown tripping.
Come on, bro!
Come on!
Me and my mother are tied right now!
Yo, honestly, Loki searched up the question.
Then you just had me get the grab spot.
No!
most champion league titles.
What, like team-wise?
Yes.
Liverpool.
No.
Manchester United.
Manchester United.
Manchester United!
I said it!
Marcell.
Wait!
No, it's not.
From what the question said, no.
You're just wrong.
Let's give an answer.
He was already fucked up.
It was Madrid.
I said that.
I said that.
I said that.
One time.
No, I said that a second time.
Bro, oh, yeah, let me name it.
Let me name it.
Let me name it.
It's from home, so it's zero.
Yeah, let me name every club until I get it right.
He literally is the engineer.
Let's go.
I don't know what to do with scoring, bro.
Who scored five goals in nine minutes?
One time.
What the fuck?
Five goals in nine minutes?
Wayne Gretzky.
Wayne Gretzky.
No, not Wayne Gretzky.
That's a fucking soccer player.
Marnana?
No.
Uh, Jude Bellingham.
R9?
No, maybe actually.
I don't know.
And it was Robert Lewandowski.
Oh, Lewandowski, bro.
I don't know.
I'm gonna never get to that, man.
I'm gonna never get to that.
Where I was close.
Who has the most points?
I don't think it was Robert Lewandowski.
I don't think it was Robert Lewandowski.
Who has the record for most Premier League goals in one season?
Kira Reeves.
No.
No.
I don't know who answered.
Who answered?
I don't know.
Most, most.
What, what was the question?
What was the question?
Most goals.
What was the most goals in Premier League history?
100!
Let me take it, let me take it.
Thank you.
Bro.
No, he should have waited.
I asked you again.
111.
Bro.
Okay.
No, your password didn't count. It's 0-0-1-2.
Oh, all right.
It's 0-0-1-2.
Bang!
And I keep talking to you.
Yo, you're a fucking fraud!
I didn't get into the police.
I'm gonna throw you in the police.
It's throwing you off the wall.
What a drama, though.
I'm right there.
I'm gonna be dead.
You're a red check.
You're a red check.
You're a red check.
You're a red check.
You know what's crazy?
You're a red check.
He's a warp and you're mad that I'm catching up.
Okay, so I'm saying...
What?
So I'm saying...
Hey, do this.
If you're a football fan, you should know this question.
Who is famous for the hand of God?
Maradona.
Maradona.
I don't know.
How many champions leagues has Ronaldo won?
Five.
Oh, no, it's all God.
It's all about poor Colombo.
What is the name of the player that broke the Ronaldo
Messi Belon d'Or streak?
Was it a player?
The player named who broke the Ronaldo and Messi
Oh, Louis D'Or street.
Boppe.
Christian Pulse.
Bill Belly.
Nope.
Hazlard?
Nope.
Modric.
Ah.
Ah, Modric.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
back in 2013.
Luis Suarez, like soul devouring.
I don't even know, Ben.
He doesn't even speak fucking English.
Okay, who has the most Premier League assists in one season?
Kevin MacLeod.
Nope.
One season?
In one season.
One season.
Kevin MacLeod.
The most Premier League assists in one season.
Kevin MacLeod?
De Bruyne.
No.
Let me give a false look.
No.
Most assists.
I don't know.
Nessie!
Next question.
Michael on the chat is answering these questions fast.
So the chat goes bono.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, here we go.
It's Bruno.
Bruno Morrow.
Oh my god.
He just had it.
You're not a legend, really.
Are you trying to join his cleanser now?
What?
I have a good one.
Come on, bro.
Give us a hard one.
Can you give us a hard one?
A hard one?
Yeah, I got you.
Okay.
I have three to have one.
Okay.
What team did Ronaldo score his famous bicycle kick against?
I want him to take time in what tournament?
What tournament?
Oh, he watched us a lot.
I ain't lying, I don't remember.
I saw this on Twitter.
It was the Champions League.
Yes, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like,
it was like, it was like, it was like, hey!
It was on.
Oh, Villarreal?
No.
It was on a, it was on, it was on Athletic Madrid.
It's that one team.
No.
Juve?
Was it Juve?
Yes.
He looked at Chad, bro.
I don't know, look at him.
He got it.
You're a weirdo.
He got one.
I knew it.
He got it.
He got it.
Tell us the name.
You're a weirdo.
You're a weirdo.
I don't know, bro.
Your next question.
I don't even know this is a valid question.
I'm going to ask, how many trophies
do you need to get a star?
You get a star?
Fuck, that's a question.
Oh, you need two.
You need two.
I don't know is that a thing?
I mean, I'm going to get a star, bro.
Like one.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But a world cup, no.
You're hard to play.
You need to get a message.
A message.
The world cup goes on.
I saw him catch the wall.
Um.
Yeah, quiet.
Who is the best player of all time
that played for Man United?
Bro, what?
No, no, no.
Not answering that shit.
It's not the best player of all time.
What?
It's not the best player of all time.
That played for Man United.
That's the best player of all time.
The best player did not play for United.
Who's the best player that played for Man United?
I don't know.
Oh, it's not one of them, yeah.
Well, who's the best player of all time?
Someone said Robin Van Persen.
He's who?
He's who?
Well, all right.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, it doesn't tell us.
He's like a subjective question.
No, we're not.
That's subjective.
I mean, I'm subjective.
I'm subjective.
No, I'm about to throw you in the water.
Wait, you really need the jet saver.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
Subjective as fuck.
Can you give us a harbor?
Um, okay.
What club did Barcelona sign Ranaudino from, since Marlins are a Ranaudino thing?
I don't be honest, you should know this.
You should know this.
That was him.
It's a Brazilian club.
Yeah, see, Brazilian.
I told him.
Bro, don't let me answer.
No, wait, you don't know this.
I think I know this.
Don't let me answer.
Don't let me answer.
No way you don't know this. I think I know this.
Don't let me answer for you, dead ass.
No let me answer for you, dead ass.
I answered.
Take fun.
Nah. I want you to know, I'm not the problem-
I'm not the problem.
I'm not the problem.
I think you should- I think he's sort of being jacked.
Nah, I swear to God-
I think he's gonna need no phone calls.
I swear to God I have to, bro.
Hey, can I make a guess?
Yeah.
No. You know-
Just leave the phone and say it.
No, leave the phone and say it.
No, let Marlon answer it.
Let Marlon answer it-
Fuck off.
Let Marlon answer.
Leave the phone in the pool.
The fucking Sanctos.
PSG I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I just can't even guess because y'all just call me cheater. It's just like I'm fun
231
Fucking me what my god disabled this should be pretty simple. How many teams are competing in the 2026 World Cup?
Oh, I did it after this year.
68.
Oh, I forget this year.
Right?
65.
No, it's not.
67 is Capo Verde.
I don't know.
66.
No, it can't be.
It must be 9.
42?
48.
Ah, fuck!
Everybody's wrong.
Capo Verde was number 67.
I swear to God.
Am I talking?
No, I'm not.
It's just a range.
Okay, what player, what player wore number 10 in Barcelona before Messi?
Before Messi?
Yes.
Fucking.
Yes
Another to say Marlon should know this this one's hard which Portuguese team has two champions league and two Europe
What do you mean?
Which Portuguese team has what?
Has two champions leagues and two Europe leagues
Uh, this one?
Porta
You've seen this chat bro, like this is, sorry, this one, this one
Porta, huh?
Wait, wait, wait, what is it?
76ers predicted to cut ties with Joelle and B
Right nobody give a fuck about it being right now
Real mr. Trust the process even I know that come on bro. I don't even know Porto
But you look that you really pulled up this fucking phone, bro. Hey, man. Fuck Vansim. It's yes. He has one. He's doesn't want this
Okay
Who has the most goals and assists
Who has the most goals and assists in one Premier League season?
Goals and assists in one Premier League season.
Messi.
What do you mean Messi in Premier League?
Can you give me a hint?
I feel like I'm right there.
Unless this person lied about who it was.
So what is him?
I should go to the ball and be where this here.
The chat saying Messi but no markers.
It was Mosama.
You should test like celebrations like who does this celebration what is
Since you've asked questions for Marlin after smoke producing
What is the farthest in Asian country has your back in people world cup and what country was it and wrong?
South Korea North Korea and how far did they go?
I don't know. Yeah, that's what it was
They went to the
route of 16
75 was that right? 75 was no.
You're a lore! You're from there!
I'm not from South Africa!
Yo, we've some of the world!
What is there in the world, cut?
Okay, someone laugh.
Yo, you're from Europe, you suck.
I got four. I got four.
Come on, let's just go. Last one.
They already asked that question, Jack.
Um, I think not as a player.
He hasn't asked me sweetened questions.
Obviously, one of them is not as a player.
Mark doesn't know anything about sweetened players. He doesn't.
You know you know four players
That's gonna be five players on this how many UCL's does Neymar have
Three three no two no four
Five one I said it first one or just shouting numbers
It's like
He's from Europe.
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
I'm gonna pick you up.
I'm gonna pick you up.
I'm gonna put you on the scene.
I'm not gonna lie.
You got exposed today, bro.
Yeah, you're not gonna be exposed.
No, I'm not gonna be exposed.
No, I'm not gonna be exposed.
No, you're not gonna be exposed.
Okay, since you guys are gonna keep
going with the ball recently, right?
Who won MVP in this season in the Premier League?
In the Premier?
MVP.
Is that the Premier League?
What is that?
MVP?
No.
No.
The Premier League is?
It might be Ronaldo.
Is it Ronaldo?
Uh, I'm gonna go, uh, Premier League, Holland?
Who knows?
Bruno Horne!
It is, bro!
It doesn't make you United, bro!
I said no dad!
Next question.
Oh...
Jason should know this.
I'll get that.
No, that one, you're saying?
Sure, I know.
Um...
I gotta be stimulated.
That's my problem right now.
I have, like, a severe autism.
I need to be stimulated.
Can I know who has the most world couple?
That's easy.
Uh...
Wait, did we ask that for something?
Like, yeah.
Oh, we're having questions here.
What?
Players famous for...
What?
What was that?
For fucking a goat?
Why?
How can I fuck myself with an X-E?
How can I fuck myself with an X-E?
Okay.
What...
How can I fuck myself with a X-E?
What two players have scored the most header goals in Premier League history?
We're not up.
Uh, Renato and Holly.
No, hold on. Just name one out of the two.
One out of the two of either you can name.
Okay, same. What's the question?
Yes, Harry, give me.
That's 5 for Ron, 4 for Marlin, 5 for...
Let's go! Let's go!
5 for 40! 5 for 40!
So what I learned here is, he's a fake European, that's what I learned.
Marlin's a fake European.
Jason doesn't also know anything, and I'm the second most knowledgeable person here.
Well, okay.
Now ask me any question about fucking video
No, see that, you don't know that.
As was the greatest esports player of all time.
Faker!
Faker, bro.
And Peter Vaughn, his name on the model.
I don't know that.
Say, y'all know I'm a bombachat, so fuck off.
I'm so stimulated now.
Now my autistic brain is already...
Guys, how about in Fortnite questions?
Now my autistic brain is ready for this.
Yo, Ross and Lazy's chat asked me Fortnite questions.
My chest were in risky reels.
Oh, search seven.
No, that's search seven.
There's actually...
There's 17, I think.
I don't know how to search.
There's you're talking about the sir seven chest all right
Challenge yeah, but I memorized all the chests
Like four night questions or like four night competitive
How many Sabrina corporate he most are in Fortnight tail
Fuck with me
Don't break it. Oh God. Thanks so much fun.
No, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop.
It's a deal. It's a deal. It's a deal. It's a deal.
It's a deal. It's a deal. It's a deal. It's a deal.
Don't break it down. Don't break it down.
Who had the best Fortnite comeback of all times?
Say who in order?
Gats. That's not Gats.
I won an F-1 CS, was a top streamer.
I mean, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly,
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say Buga.
You say B, though.
That's your- I'm gonna say Buga.
Buga fell off for like two years,
and then he just qualified for PWC.
Say who in order fell off, and he came out too.
Any question that's not opinionated?
Who had the last, uh, Icon scheme?
They stayed definitely four nights.
The last Icon scheme?
It was recent. It's a mongrel.
BANG! Fuck you!
Okay, um...
Isn't it...
No.
Crazy.
Is it Thomas H.E.?
Fuck no!
Maybe...
It's Alex.
Alex from OCE.
Oh, that doesn't count!
That doesn't count!
That doesn't fucking count!
Are you crazy?
That doesn't count!
That's not making any sense.
Now ask me to name every item off Cames.
Who can name them?
Name them any of them.
You don't know them.
You have a three box combo, four box combo, five box combo.
Then you have a Kaniyia combo.
You have Toast, Cold Slaw.
I mean, there's a couple of songs.
I'm going to throw a second.
Come on, give us a word of friendship.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Fake Kane's fast food.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not fair.
That's not what dad has named it.
Name the whole talk about men.
Just kidding.
There's no five box talk, right?
No, no, no.
Holy shit.
Which CS player won five majors?
Bulk.
Bulk.
Bulk.
Bulk.
What's the name?
He's like a little ass kid.
Simple.
I don't know how to name a single CS.
Simple CS.
Is it simple?
Is it simple?
What was the first vehicle ever added to the Fortnite Battle Royale?
What was it?
It was a golf cart.
Are you talking about like the plane?
The plane?
The plane.
That was the baller.
No, the plane.
It was the baller.
The baller was World Cup.
I think Season 6.
Is that kind of a vehicle though?
Or the hoverboard?
It was actually a golf cart.
It was a Subway.
No, it wasn't.
It was a shopping cart!
A shopping cart!
A shopping cart!
That's not Mickey.
That's not a vehicle. That's a car.
I don't go down the street saying a fucking shopping cart.
What gamer won Fall Guys FNCS?
What?
Los Palos!
There's a Fall Guys FNCS?
Los Palos won a fucking FNCS?
Indeed, indeed.
No one knows where FNCS wins and clicks.
What's the first thing with the legendary skin in Fortnite?
There's skin in fortnight the first ever
Like what is that gold or purple it's gold dark night. No red night. No
Gold Travis Scott. I don't know. It's not Renegade Raider
It was fucking barbell
No, it was right. It was the fucking black night. Okay
Thank you everyone for a happy partner anniversary.
Oh my god, who's the rating?
Name the OGs, first, fourth, base, fourth-night members.
Cloaksy, Tee-Foo, the spy lion, lion, something?
I don't give a fuck about flying.
I'll be honest with you.
Something lion and one more flyer.
Look at it.
Look at it.
Fuck about something interesting, bro.
Should we do a quick study that we all don't know shit about?
Yes.
I would.
We can do who's smart right now?
Yeah, what's it in there?
I'm the smartest person here.
We can do who's smartest right now?
I'm the smartest person here.
Let's do general knowledge right now.
General knowledge.
General knowledge.
General knowledge.
Okay, then we gotta make it so you can't just shout answers like repeatedly.
I will win.
At 3.90, yeah.
Shit.
Yeah, we can tell.
4.2 extra credentials.
Oh, you can have a 4.2.
4.2 extra credentials in the schedule.
You don't even go to school.
4.2 extra credentials.
What's your credentials?
Oh, Marlene, you're from Sweden.
Can I get fake?
Oh, general knowledge?
Oh my god.
Let me flag.
Let's do flags.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
All my life flags are with genders.
I don't even know what the USA flag looks like.
I lose that.
Yeah, I don't even know.
I guess what the fuck y'all good at?
What the fuck y'all?
Huh?
Let me get a category.
Let me get a category.
General knowledge.
I was with general knowledge.
I bet.
All right, so I'm gonna give you a general knowledge.
Give us a general knowledge.
Give us a general knowledge.
Mass rock.
Bro, rock is fucking good.
Bro, rock is fucking useless.
Guys, cahoot? Fuck a cahoot.
Make every view count.
How do we do this without answering?
Okay, so everyone gets one guess.
Let's do fast food quiz.
Alright.
No chats, and you can only answer one...
One time per question.
We're not setting up a
To the last fucking grot to ask
Should we do that one that one's so easy. Yeah, hi. Are you guys ready?
First first president of the United States
You judge?
Restore, restart, restart.
That's too easy, sir!
Restore.
I thought that was restart.
What is the longest river in the world?
Nile.
The lazy Mediterranean.
No, it is Nile.
It is not.
The Mississippi River.
You was right.
It is Nile.
It's a Nile?
Drew, is that right?
I'm looking, hold on, this grog set this shit up retarded.
I was on TV, bro!
I was on TV, oh my god!
It was me!
Hi, we're done, this is Matt.
Oh no!
What is the square root of 169?
14.
15.
14.
13, it's 13-12.
13.
Oh my god, I'm saved!
I want to kill my god!
1-0, 1-0, let's go, c'mon.
First to 5, and then you get all of these.
Who's the last person that died this year?
I bet. What is the name of the longest bone in the human body?
Femur.
Wait, I don't know that.
He's living in a dog.
My dog? I don't even know that. I didn't know Femur was a bone.
All you know is food.
You dumbass, you dumbass.
What?
What is the smallest country in the world by area?
Haiti.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Hi, what?
Madagascar.
Kate Burden.
You'll get one guess.
I'm not gonna let no one guess.
So, say the question again. You can ask the question again.
I'm gonna ask the question again.
What is the longest?
The smallest country in the world by area.
By area?
No one's guessing.
I have no idea.
And it's a country.
It's called Vatican State.
I knew that. I was just about to say that and then you talked.
No one knew that.
Sit down.
What does WWW stand for in the world?
World Wide Web.
That's too old!
Fucking geek.
Fucking weed.
This one?
Yeah.
Which artist came at the starry night?
Oh!
It's the Van Gogh!
Van Gogh, fuck!
Oh, 2-1-0-0.
2-1-0-0.
Yes.
Alright, wait.
How things...
No, you guys have one.
You guys have one.
What is a chemical symbol for gold?
Go
First but I feel we finish at the same time
Which American state is the largest by area
Let's go
Is it a state?
What state?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Last year's don't talk about Alaska.
Oh!
What is the capital of Australia?
margin
I'm gonna send an employee.
Sydney, Sydney.
Okay, so what about Australia?
Australia you said?
What's the capital?
Don't fucking cheat.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm dead this morning.
I'm dead this morning.
How is your Australian capital general knowledge?
I didn't know we were doing a fucking geomethyl.
Guys, connect me!
What are the geometry tests now?
What are KT3 sweeps?
Hey, Vornado, get ready.
Who wrote Romeo and Juliet?
Romeo?
William Shakespeare.
It's so easy. How do I not know that?
Okay, got three.
I'm going to go to streamer.
You can still ask it.
What is the human body's largest organ?
Skin.
I'm not alive.
What the fuck you fuck you fuck you.
Skin is an organ.
Skin is an organ.
Skin is an organ.
Skin is an organ.
Skin is an organ.
Skin is an organ.
Skin is an organ.
Skin is an organ.
I knew that.
I don't know
Name the five oceans of the world Atlantic Pacific
Okay, Atlantic Pacific
Atlantic Pacific Indian Atlantic Pacific Indian
Can I re-answer it? Give another question.
Yeah, I'm not going to answer it. Wait, wait.
It's hard to say.
It's southern and Arctic. Southern and Arctic.
Southern and Arctic. Southern Ocean.
The following is the Southern Ocean.
Oh, this goes up.
48.
48.
Oh, wait. This is actually good.
What is the deadliest animal in the world?
Hardly.
Deadliest animal.
Deadliest animal.
Oh, it's a bird.
Black widow.
No, it's a bird.
No, it's a plane.
No!
A plane?
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're a fucking plane.
It's a bird.
I don't know, I'm not gonna lie.
A deadly, it's a rattlesnake.
Wait a minute.
This dude Rock has been given
Marlin answers a whole book.
That's not true.
Oh, fuck!
Rock, you're gonna do like this!
You're a son of a bitch!
No, no, no, you gotta reset.
No, you got zero.
No, you got zero.
No!
No!
He's been accused!
Pumpkin!
What?
I guess the mosquito's gonna kill me faster than a fucking grizzly bear?
Eat a mosquito.
If you say grizzly bear in the woods, it's stable or auto.
What?
What is the largest mammal in the world?
Lacy.
The largest mammal...
It's gotta be a polar bear!
That's so easy.
That's not even long.
No, don't do like listening,
because then we can just go up each other's answers.
What is that comment?
That's what I was thinking.
In what year was the first iPhone release?
Two thousand.
Two thousand.
No, no.
Are you referring to that?
That's a Black Ops 2K now.
2008?
No, okay.
It's not, I think it's either,
I'm not gonna say it was right,
it's either 2004 or 2006.
And I think it, no, it's before that.
Because, who are you looking at now?
I was born in 2003,
My mom didn't have an iPhone until like 2005.
I'm going with 2006.
It's 2005.
I'm going to say, oh my god, because I'm
trying to watch the whole TV show.
How do I not know this?
I'm going to say 2008.
No, 2007.
Yes!
Yes!
What do you mean yes?
What do you mean yes?
You have to even answer it.
Did you say 2012?
By the way, y'all got it wrong.
That's why I said the other time.
I should have just done the math.
What is it?
We're on the iPhone 17.
I should have just taken it.
What blood type is known as the universal?
Oh, oh blood.
Oh.
Uh, yeah.
Oh.
Bang.
I got that one.
I got four.
I'm at four.
I'm at four.
Three.
They're reading blood types?
Yeah.
Four.
Yeah.
Four.
Oh, blood type test.
Oh.
Blood type joke.
Going around.
Two joke.
Sorry.
Two blood type tests.
What is the capital of Canada?
Drake!
D-R-A-K-E!
All right, wrong.
Uh, it's going to be.
It's going to be.
It's gonna be Montreal.
No.
Toronto.
No, it's not.
It's a city.
Oh my god, I knew it.
Oh, I know it's a city.
You're not gonna get it.
You're not gonna get it, Mark.
I'm not gonna, I forgot it was this, but I knew it.
I know this word, though.
I know what it is, but you know why I know?
Because every time I make that joke saying it's Drake,
they say, no, it's not.
And then they say this nerd ass answer, bro.
You're not gonna know it.
I don't even know what it is.
It's Ottawa.
Ottawa.
Ottawa.
Ottawa.
I knew it was Ottawa, bro.
I thought it was Drake.
I'm on fire which play has the most news what?
Holy shit, are you?
I didn't even know Saturn was a pretty good a space guys space
Saturn, huh? What is the only even prime number to?
Goodbye
Let's go
What body is produced by the human body when exposed to something?
D.
Wait, hold on.
It is.
Oh, I got first.
I said first.
I knew Jason.
Jason.
Wait, let me get some more.
This is why I'm the smartest and it's walking out.
Marlin and Rocketer at 3, Jason's at 4.
I'm at 1.
I'm 5.
This is embarrassing.
I mean, you guys, you guys.
You guys are the smartest person in the room.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
You're the smartest person in the room.
I didn't help
I think that's what we're going on. That's what we're going on.
It's Mandarin.
We're going off to total people though. That's jazz.
Alright, let's go. Come on. Who's going to get second here?
Who's going to get second? Lacey, Jason, and Marlon.
Wait a minute. Is that the only system?
What's that again?
Which planet is the hottest in our planet?
Jupiter.
What the fuck?
Or is the first planet next to the sun, dude?
Maybe the fucking planet!
Are you fucking regarding the sun?
No.
The sun's not a planet!
Mercury the Sun is a star a star is a planet
Wait mercury not
Okay
I said red blue green.
I said red blue green.
No, I didn't.
Watch that.
Run it back.
Run it back.
Marlin's on stage two right now, and I'm scared.
I said it first.
You're scared of top of me.
Wow.
I said it first.
All right, just read it.
Come on, Marlin.
You got one.
You got it.
So we're taking that point away.
While we're in Rockets, Malvin words tomorrow, then I'll take it away.
Got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
Got it.
Who came in the Moralesa?
You know the person.
Huh?
I knew that person.
You did?
You want to come into the room, you want to come into the room, you want to come into the room, bro.
I see, that's embarrassing.
No, so let me just say, let me know.
I have a question.
Hey guys, what's the capital of Australia?
Marlon walks around the room.
You know what Marlon?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get that rocket.
Get that rocket.
Marlon, take that.
Take that freedom.
Okay, let's do it again.
He's out here.
I caught him.
He's out here.
I caught rocket mounting wards to Marlon.
I caught him going like this to Marlon.
Take it away.
Take it away.
Take it away.
Take it away.
I just said my blue green I have three
I said my blue green before you
I said red blue
You did say red blue
The smartest person in this group
And I just got a point just now
What country won the most gold medals in the 2024 Paris Olympics?
Yeah, who did?
Oh my god
I'm sitting on the ground
Yeah bro, general knowledge
Is that the most... wait...
Okay, take another point away. Take another point away.
One other...
Take another point away. We keep going.
Alright, yeah.
We keep going.
You want to keep going?
You want to keep going?
Rock and...
Everyone has 12 points.
Rock and...
Rock and...
Rock and 33 points.
Rock and 33 points.
Alright, ready?
What is the main gas in the Earth's atmosphere?
It's oil.
Are you fucking...
Ah, CO2.
Yeah.
It is oxygen.
Nitrogen.
Is nitrogen not CO2?
No, that's carbon dioxide.
What's the smallest bone in this human body?
Small bone in human body?
Oh, yalla, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Gonna have to be, honestly?
Small.
Honestly, small bone in human body?
I don't know.
Yalla, yalla, nah, nah.
In Greek mythology, who's the god of sea?
What is that?
Oh, I know who's Zeus. Zeus.
I killed yourself.
It is.
What?
The god of sea. Zeus is...
I see?
Yeah, no, Zeus.
I see?
I see, bro.
Maybe.
Marlin?
Yes.
No.
Come on, bro. You get asked no questions.
So, I'm like...
No, no, no, no.
Let me get this straight.
Let me get this straight.
Marlin answers it wrong.
I don't get a chance to answer.
Marlin answers it wrong.
I'm taking it.
I thought it was Marlin, bro.
No, it's not Marlin.
I was trolling reason.
Okay, okay, okay.
Cleopatra.
It's beside me.
How do you know?
It's beside me.
Lighting is just a word.
Holy fucking reload.
Am I going to record?
No, I've put a different chord in there and it's still going to work.
What is the layer of the atmosphere that protects us from?
Hold on.
What is that?
You done? You done? You done?
I don't like this. You are the dumbest in the queen!
You are the dumbest in the fucking queen!
Here's a take!
Hey, take away my point!
Let me talk, let me talk, let me talk!
Right here!
No! Let me talk, let me talk, let me talk!
General knowledge is not fucking the planets and you know the planets!
That's called geometry. That's not the same shape.
That'll make those funny.
What is the universe you're called?
Okay, come on.
I
Am I where's zero
What
Country invented pizza Italy
That's your country to answer it fast enough, but I still know the answer
If all the answers, I would have been at five already,
but I just didn't say it loud enough.
Okay, come on, brother.
Let's do another food one, Brian.
Okay, big time.
Let's do another, what's food one?
What fruit is technically called a, wait,
what fruit is technically a berry,
but often called a vegetable?
Tomato.
One more.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
In 2025, what popular influencer
tricked the internet for seven days in a half just now?
I got it
What country is sushi from Japan
That was so easy
Like bro, how do you even answer?
That's crazy.
He was just thinking of...
He was just thinking of the food.
He was between Japan and China.
He's focused on the fucking micro-
I'm not gonna lie bro, yeah, you're good.
I'm not good.
I'm not lying, I'm gonna dump us in the crib.
Here's a dump us in the crib.
Here's a dump us in the crib.
Make up for it.
What do you want me to talk?
General knowledge, I'm the smartest in the crib.
in the crib
But
We just did school
You're fucking best friend. No, I wasn't good in school. I don't know
Like like general knowledge
I'm gonna win this thing.
I'm gonna go get some smart knowledge.
Let's do a kidding question.
Street smart.
Actual general knowledge.
What is the square root of 169?
I'm actually the smartest person here.
How is it even possible?
Marlin got three in Europe.
How is it possible?
You deserve that.
You deserve that.
You deserve that.
I'm stupid.
What are you Google?
I was asked for like, give real world situations.
As well as a little bit until Kaisen Acre is live.
Let's go.
Wait, what time is he alive?
We got 40 minutes.
We got an hour and 40 minutes.
There's a big bomb in the stream, to be honest.
There's actually good souls.
There's actually a website at that time, too.
Give me a hand.
You're also competing in this with us?
Damn, all along, we thought you were the smartest, bro.
You're not the smartest, bro.
It's actually crazy.
You can't do the smartest, bro.
It's like sad.
I am the smartest.
I'm just I don't know. I don't know space shit like
All the questions I got right except I just didn't answer it fast enough
If we were all if we all had a border
See but that's the thing is I know the answer
We all got a piece of paper and wrote down answers, I would win.
Okay, so everyone have an answer when you ask a question and don't say it.
Alright.
And we'll all say it on three.
I just need to think.
I just need to think.
I bet.
Because me, I take time to process things, because I'm a critical thinker.
I'll give you all three that same time.
I'm not a quick thinker, I'm a critical thinker.
Ask a question, everyone have the answer, and we're going to count every three and you're
going to say it.
Okay.
We're going to do it quick though.
You're going to do it all so easy.
Alright, do it.
Come on.
He's fucking bad anyway.
He went to a Catholic school, they don't teach shit.
Why?
Bro, I didn't even learn about European countries in school, I didn't even learn about European countries in school.
I didn't either. You went to a private school, I went to a private school, I went to a private school, I went to a Catholic school.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Medicine is the beat of which animal?
What?
Medicine is the beat of which animal?
Oh, I know it.
Alright, ready?
Yeah, so I am.
Wait, I'm ready to listen to the last one, give me the third one.
I know what it is.
I know what it is.
Deal.
You just said, someone just said to wait!
3, 2, 1.
I had it!
We were going to 3, 2, 1.
I
Jamaica
When I think of Jamaica
Bananas
Okay, now I can make a crazy yes, sir
Is what is I don't know
What makes sense?
What makes sense?
Uh,
Sound events all chat, bros, what y'all doing?
I just need a simmer,
What is the most popular
stew flavor in the UK?
Soup?
Uh, fuckin' beans, on toast.
Get one guess.
I mean, stew with card ones.
Tomato.
There's...
There's, I see.
Yeah, bro, UK's favorite suit is nice general knowledge.
No, I can't.
He lost everything.
Tell us a general knowledge question.
You ask the question.
Let's see it.
General knowledge, general knowledge.
I mean Indian question.
General knowledge.
I got nothing.
See, if my knowledge isn't comprehensive,
my knowledge isn't comprehensive,
my knowledge isn't comprehensive,
My knowledge isn't comprehended by a normal human. It's not it's not what you learn in a book
It's just how to handle scenarios that's what we're gonna. It's called. It's called critical thinking
Like it's actually sad you understand that
From just like I'm like a head of you guys. I mean this one is boys. Hey
What
Three-day whoo buy a car return it I don't return cars. I wouldn't get one. I buy I buy a fool
Horse horse mark
Angel shot
No, you don't drink it because they could have put something in it. That's general knowledge, that's general knowledge. That's real life knowledge.
Real life shit!
Okay, I got another question.
If a stranger offers you candy in a van, are you going to take it?
Yeah.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
I have the most common sense.
No, you don't.
You bought a 140 Cybertruck.
That's just money.
You don't have the most common sense.
We can open Twitter and see.
I have the most common sense, bro.
You literally told me to buy Bitcoin at a time.
That's what I'm saying.
You fell for a doxic clip form that makes you have no
Clip didn't watch the whole clip and fell for it. That's you having no common sense. I have the most
I'm just I'm the smartest human being out in this house right now
That's common sense not general knowledge two different things buddy common sense is like yes. That's why I said I I
Bro, it's being the court. You don't understand in school. I was not reading books. I was fucking bitches, bro
I was I was not doing this
I was getting lit fucking bitches
I was the littlest kid in the school
I would understand if you had like a 3.0 GPA
You had like a 4.0
I had a 2.0 GPA
How do you have a 3.0 GPA?
I mean EP education
Bro I didn't even go to school bro
I'm gonna be honest
to Catholic school my classes I didn't even have a astronomy class
What the fuck is an astronomy class?
So what class did y'all learn about space?
What class did you get?
See I didn't even have that
You learned it from different things
Is Pluto a planet?
Not anymore
What is it?
A star
Gas
What?
People like so you buy you guys have a class you guys had a class where you've learned about like
About space I didn't have that
Biology that's all I had
I didn't learn about I didn't learn about space
If you give me the right amount of time to think about it
I could solve any, I could solve any equation, any question.
Okay, let's give them the most simple math, ready?
I could do it so you could.
I'm good at math and I'm good at spelling too.
Where root of 36?
Well, what's six?
That's not easy.
Square root of 48.
There isn't a square root of 48.
I don't know if you have a question.
There is a square root of 48.
That's true, that's true, that's true, that's true.
There is, yeah, there is.
But not even, not even.
Okay, let's see.
Let's go to 81.
Nine.
Are you giving it some easy words?
Genius.
I mean, I just thought you were giving it a lot of questions.
That's very stupid.
I'm not a genius.
What two colors you guys prefer?
You know this.
I'm not knowing.
You know a lot of what you're actually doing.
Blue and red.
I'm staying on blue and red.
There you go.
See, when I have time to sit here and think,
I know every question.
But when I have you guys shouting,
do you guys honestly have slight autism?
So when I hear y'all shouting answers, I can't think.
I have a lot of this in my fucking scooter.
That's why I was in a private class.
So you would think you're just more someone here?
Yes.
Yes.
I'll be your judge.
So how do you just not believe it?
You lost to all of us.
No, but it's not.
It's not.
Because I understand when y'all are just shouting answers,
I can't think properly.
That's about being small.
I can't use my brain.
I can't use my brain.
I have to be able to think about the question
and really solve it in my head.
Needs time for fourth grade great questions.
No, I'm going to be honest.
When you said it, when you said it, I'm a helmet kid.
When you talked about, what was it, mercury?
Yes.
I didn't even know what I was just planning.
You did it.
I'm serious.
That's like, I never learned about space.
You didn't learn about the solar system?
No, never.
You learned about the solar system?
No.
No, I didn't.
I also never learned about outside of the US.
So when you're asking on these earths.
Do you know what a fossil fuel is?
A fossil fuel.
In my school, I didn't learn anything about your.
What's a fossil fuel?
A fossil fuel?
Nice, standard.
Fossil fuel, fuel for fossil.
Yeah.
Is that what I said?
Yeah, that's what I said.
Yep.
Cool, they said that instead of learning like sex ed,
they learned it through like flowers.
Yeah.
I didn't like it.
They didn't like directly teach me,
like, oh, you put your penis here.
They didn't show you like a video, like an example.
Oh, what?
You didn't show me.
They don't know how to put on a condom.
Right, I don't know how to do that.
Nah.
You put it on a banana.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
These were all my class.
These were all my classes in high school.
I had chemistry, which I failed.
I had biology.
I had geometry.
I had.
This seems like freshman year.
What about elementary school?
You don't learn the stars and things in elementary school?
Brother, I don't remember elementary school.
Well, they got the spot.
You got shit in elementary school there.
I think I can jog a single memory from elementary school.
I can't either.
Um, um, I had, I had, I had three religion classes.
Three religion classes.
Yes.
Wow.
I had a Spanish class.
Yeah, guys.
Fuck a fucking view count.
Let's make every view count.
Pretty much every one.
You call it the time yourself?
Yes.
Yeah, so let's see.
What do we find out here?
Let's see the fucking dumbest.
I'm not the smartest.
I'm not the dumbest.
You're not the smartest.
I'm not the dumbest.
book smarts might be the dumbest book smarts might be the dumbest book smarts
but when it comes to real-world scenarios
smarts so Lacey last in the house and then need this one no cuz here's the
thing that's fair Marlin's the dumbest but you lost a marlin no
not in history that is the only questions Marlin got right the only
questions Marlin got right had to do with Europe brother ozone would you
Did you know that?
Oh, I don't see the map.
That's not it.
Oh, so it's a Fortnite player.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's not an Ozone.
Oh, you're dumb.
Oh, so it's not the United States.
You fucking idiot.
That's a state.
It's the United States.
What?
Oh, it's Ozone.
Yes.
It's everywhere.
Yeah, it's not exclusive to Europe.
Oh, it's not.
I know that is.
So that's why you're doing that.
What is it?
So because I never learned what Ozone was on the map.
Yes, a part of the yetis.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
You just have bad education.
Exactly, yes, hook smarts, we have like all the fucking virus, man, it spreads in families.
Here's what you all are understanding.
Ron grew up in Cherry Hill, you loved in Burlington.
He grew up in Sweden, you guys didn't have to develop street smarts.
I had to develop street smarts, I thought I was a little jig.
All you did was eat good.
No, I had to develop real life street smarts, how to survive.
You never saw this, so you can see it was like 19 of them.
Not true, I had to learn and teach myself how to survive.
That's knowledge. That's knowledge.
We're all similar, right? And I'm besides Jason.
When Kai's and Nat clipped that go live button, you understand I'm running to my setup?
Doesn't he go live at the same time as the USA game?
I'm not going live. We can streamer you.
What was more important, Kai's and Nat are United States.
Oh, no.
No, he's seen like...
I'm watching myself get accepted, if I don't get accepted.
We will. All of us are making it. All of us are making it.
Hey, clip this right here.
Well, we all make it.
All of us are making it, bro.
We all are going to Sturberry University.
We're all going to Sturberry University.
It's never happening.
I'm about to be a janitor there.
What do you accept, you?
Are you just going to be like a palm-lameter
in a wheelchair?
Are you going to do a special?
No, I can accept it.
I'm going to still be the RA.
I'm just going to be in an electric wheelchair.
Yes, I'm not.
I'm going to be zooming around the halls.
No, I'm not.
Everybody's running.
I'm going to be zooming down the halls.
Marlon's gonna be a gym coach, all this fucking sexing.
I would love to be in Junko's house.
I would love to be in Junko's house.
All right, if I don't get excited to streamer you,
if I don't get excited to streamer you,
and you do, and you're a gym coach,
I'm coming in there just to see you.
I'm gonna sneak in.
I gotta sneak in.
Where do my dad help me?
What time does he go live?
Well, I'm like, we have like an hour and like 20 minutes
so we can do a little watch party.
Oh my God, Kai's alive.
Okay, I made it.
Y'all need a little food or no?
I'm looking for games.
Girl I can't I want to die
I'm excited
I'm not even gonna say it's going to work.
I wish I could throw it so hard.
I mean, you can if you can.
Or you don't sit in the shower with your wheelchair.
I'm not controlling, you literally couldn't.
Don't put the wheelchair in there.
It's gonna float.
That's what you're gonna do.
You can keep it on the ground,
so you can get it floating.
Yes!
On the wheelchair, plus you can take it by the water.
You would say, well...
You put the wheelchair forward, float.
If I sell the...
No one would float.
Go swimming?
Have you ever heard of buoyancy?
You can float, sir.
All right, let's retest it.
Hey bro, do you need insurance guy?
Hey, my butt is on, everything?
I don't know, you'd see a crazy wet mark.
Let me see that little shit.
That was that little shit for you.
Let me see it, let me see it.
Ew, you're doing it.
Put your hand right here.
Yeah
Well, mom you look he renovated this is pretty good
This is hard
I can't imagine being at the like last happy partner anniversary
Seriously
What'd you get me?
It was all get me for my partner anniversary
Let's get me from my partner
I don't want back I already get back
What'd you give me for my father?
Happy birthday!
Holy ballish!
Oh my God!
Stop!
How many times do you have to say that?
Oh, it's hot as fuck on you!
You got the phone on you, Mark?
Yeah.
Don't push this.
Stop.
How come you're so hot?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
How good is your like pretty solid?
Hey, what the fuck?
No, he didn't. I know this segment. I know this.
You have it in my life.
I'm not a shit man. I want to know.
You don't know shit, do you?
I'm not a shit man.
I
Guys guys
No guys, no guys true. No guys. What the fuck these are trying?
I
Generally, what does drew do he's useless
I don't want to go in the sun it's so hot I wish I could go in the pool I can't
stand I'm gonna I'm gonna go fully under my wheelchair
Yo, Gilbert, does he not understand?
There's a shallow part of the pool that's like, maybe a foot deep.
Good luck.
Yeah.
You can stand in the part of it.
No, wait.
I'm going to put my wheelchair.
My wheelchair is going to be wet, not blue.
And I'll put the pool.
Why don't we have a place to put it over the pool, boy?
Will he put you in the pool?
We need tons of help.
Well, I didn't stop to sit.
Fuck.
I didn't stop to sit.
We're in the wall.
We're in the wall.
I turned the rope.
So I'm really injured?
You should go in the water, now.
Yeah, if after you get surgery, yes.
Those are bones.
I don't have a broken bone.
I have a torn leg bone.
Bro, how do you stop the fucking hot?
There's no fucking way.
No man's fucking cybertiny.
No, this is stupid, bro.
Bro, I'm off in the hot month.
This is stupid.
Bro, you can work.
How do I pull that?
Yo, it's fun stuff.
Oh, wait, I could sit in the hot tub part with the wheelchair.
I thought you were talking about in the actual pool.
Literally right here. Look how shallow it is.
That's crack attack.
Yeah.
Fuck you, look at my ass crack.
Why is he just...
Why is he so low down?
Hey, so your wheel checker is on right here.
Can you get it?
Yeah.
So nice
What the fuck why you
Are you in your drawers, I'm gonna go swimming
I'm looking I'm watching the stream right now
I've never seen this many W's in my chat bro
Yo Slate bro how do I how do I tell y'all we all use the same fucking cameras shit
I know we don't know what John you only difference between everyone else you don't use auto
Use manual John use manual too
Wait, what's 8 p.m. Eastern?
um why that's five. Yeah.
Different sense. Yeah, we we got different sense. I don't know. I don't know how it should work.
Which looks good now. Huh? Which looks good now. Oh, no. It should be. Good job.
Look how nice it should look. Don't even lie.
I'm up on my mast.
Get your funds.
Awkward man, bro.
Why are you in the pool with a broken leg?
Yeah, if I get this.
Thank you, Aliyah. Thank you for the fives, bro.
It's a cool, bad night, bro.
Actually, I'm not getting any better.
Oh, fuck, bro.
I feel good getting mugged in.
What you gonna do for an hour now?
Hop in and we'll mow them.
Mugged in.
Just go.
Huh?
You're late.
Throw me some dots.
You got to jump.
You got to run and jump in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got to run, jump, and I'm going to dot you.
Let's see if Hulk is going to jump first.
Jump and I'm gonna hit you in the air. He's got a trust the ball is gonna be there. Okay, trust your quarterback
I'm a trustee bro trust your quarterback. Okay, I got that off the go-go. Okay
Yeah, I could see it flopping around
Any other give the brains
All right, let's ready
I mean, bro, that was a you're a fucking crumb
No way you drop that!
Who in the chat used to go with their friends and jump into pool and see who can have the coolest catch?
That's what I know you grew up in a sweet ass community. If you were fucking jumping in pools with your friends.
You grew up in a two-story house, your dad's a lawyer and your mom's a doctor, I don't want to hear shit.
Sweet ass butt, you literally, your mom bought you a fucking M3 for Christmas.
No, no, I brought that here.
He said I grew up sweet when he grew up in a three-story house in New Jersey, his dad's a lawyer and his mom's a doctor.
No, wait, that's gotta be cat.
So what? Holy shit, you just lost all your aura.
Bro, can you farm an edit, come here.
Walk up to me and then take your shirt off, and then someone's gonna edit it.
Okay.
Yeah, damn I already get my month here's getting that long and put it back
You just beg Marlon to walk up and take his shirt off for you.
Yeah, what have been a tough edit?
I'm popping in here as soon as you go watch Casey Coop.
I'm gonna see you.
Hey, Saeed, about to take your shirts off.
Pants off.
Come skinny to be together.
Hey, Saeed!
Hey, Saeed!
Hey, Saeed!
Hey, Saeed!
Hey, Saeed!
Hey, Saeed!
Hey!
I can't really see before I can't even see the camera to be honest
Fixed camera I can't I can't even see can we get John on cam
Can we get John on cam?
Are you all saying oh no, no?
drew for John is it crazy I'm the smartest I'm the most athletic and I'm
the best looking. Oh I'm not athletic. Yo Mark put the ball up here. Yo Mark put the
ball up here. One hand. Hey throw to my right. Yo Mark. Mark.
I bet take your pants off you can do in my underwear
Ron catch it when you jump in ready I promise it'll be there
Help, help, help, help, you sacked me.
Everybody's in a puddle.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Oh
There's a little love yeah, I mean he was far though
I got you I got you
Wait, how the fuck did I save you?
Hope we get a float
Wait Ron, did you work out today?
Hold on, we're gonna shit ready?
Why is there a fucking cigarette in the pool bro?
Look how fast I can swim now, right?
Yeah.
What is that?
I'm just saying, fix camera.
Don't, I'll turn it off and turn it on, but I can't, I can't achieve a thing.
No!
You okay, buddy? You all right?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm chillin'.
I just need a swim.
Yeah.
Come here, bro.
Yeah.
Why do I hear Jason screaming? Is Kyle alive?
You find her. It's too simple.
Where's Mikey?
Mikey!
in the pool
but you look like Ellen
that's much pressure
wait that guy told you
was it good the whole time?
you gotta get off the sword on though that's why
what?
you gotta be able to float
what the fuck is that?
yellow, where's Saeed?
whoa
he's just running to our house now
yo Saeed
Little pool day with the guys, not a bad show.
Not a bad show at all.
You got some burgers on a grill?
Yeah, a little key.
I have some burgers.
Really?
No, we bought, there might be more burgers from Fourth of the Life.
Wait, do you see, well, do you see some burgers and stuff, hot dogs, whatever?
Yes, I do.
Felix.
Oh!
Oh, you gotta get that, Mar.
Hey, how deep is out here?
I don't know who that is, a worker, maybe one of Soki's workers?
Why do you look you look good?
No, ladies they're saying that about our camera too. I think it's the Sun
The Sun?
I don't know. Oh, yeah, they're saying they're saying bit talking about bit rate and saying fix the camera my chat, too
I don't know. Maybe it's a sign to go inside
Yeah
Yeah, it's like an hour though, I'm gonna be watching with a green screen, you're gonna be immediately crazy, I'm in here, Kai invited me, I'm taking a picture with Sgt. behind you, go, he's actually just grabbed me, whoa, they can see from this angle bro, like what, guys I'm in the pool, get it boy!
I know that she was so right here, I know that she was...
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Ow, I hit...
Ow, fuck!
Little physical therapy?
Yeah, they just hit me.
You gotta time my jump though.
Oh, fuck.
I'm walking on my leg for the first time to a physical therapy you want to
splash me you know what I'm gonna ship your ass back
I'm not at the best time yes he does yes you know we can see who can hold their breath
What did I say? What did I say?
What did I say?
Is that oral?
I don't know what I'm talking about.
That was the best one, huh?
What is that?
Yo, you did have been chatting.
Oh, God.
Now, you still got abs, bro.
What did they say?
Look up here.
God, it's ass.
Ass.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
No.
The odds are way better.
Yes they are.
Watch.
You got hands or no hands?
Hands.
Hands with it.
You want it?
I want you to sit.
See some bro?
On your 40 next at the podium.
Walking forward.
Toes for the dive.
Wow.
Wow.
That's a normal dive.
That's a really good dive.
You need a dive.
Talk your legs.
You need a dive.
You need a dive.
You need a dive.
You need a dive.
Wow, that's a normal guy.
That's a really good guy.
You need to die.
You can't touch your legs, Mark.
I can't touch?
That looks good.
It looks better than Marlin.
Man, let's get it up, bro.
Alright, pick it up.
I'll pick it up.
I'll pick some more of these ones, too.
Oh, damn.
Oh, oh, my God.
That's a watery one.
I'm gonna give you the last strokes.
What?
Why do you like to do that?
Why do you do that?
That's that that's the that's the speciality that begins Hawk. We're
You're wrong
All right
They told me!
They told me!
They told me!
I'm on a safe man, bro!
They told me!
They told me!
They told me!
Where's Saida?
Is that thunder?
Is that thunder?
What are you doing?
Oh my god!
I'm getting out!
Get a little wet, bro!
Get a little wet, bro.
Stay a little wet.
We're in the pool, bro.
Fuck yourself.
I'm trying to fucking walk on my knee,
and you're just splashing me.
Yo, Lace, hit me, hit me, Lace.
Wait, what happened?
I was getting wet.
Jack, open up your claw cap. Ready?
Watch how fast I'm gonna ask.
Watch how fast I work.
Mother, what is that?
What are you doing, are you trying to get me to go in there?
Hey, if you can go underwater all the way down, hold on, hold on, stop, I'm on a timer.
Oh
Wait, Lacey you should recreate your book. What's that?
Retreat the gift Lacey
Retreat to give bro give us a give ways like a January for some
I could do that
Look at what the breath the longest
Tell me, Chad, who has a towel in their room right now to go up there and pretend they're swimming with us?
Ooh.
Please, he'll take it. What are you doing?
Physical therapy.
What are you doing right now?
Physical therapy.
See that one, dude? There's beads in the pool.
Yeah, but the girls, he goes...
I can't straighten it.
Alright, I'm deadass. Actually, do you think I can go there and back?
I can't straighten it, Jack. I can't straighten it, Jack. I don't know why. No. It's like it
won't straighten. It's like it's like it's like stuck. Yeah, but I feel like I should
be able to push through the pain and straighten it. It feels like it physically cannot straighten.
The bone is twirled.
You know what I'm using in the snows?
It's locked? What does that mean? It's locked.
Stop putting pressure on it. It'll get worse.
All right, you got to do it.
Hey!
My girlfriend said she could do that. I don't think she could. I'm a hater
You're doing it. No, my girlfriend says you can go there back there. No means are what?
That's what I said.
No fucking way.
Stop messing with me. I'm not messing with you.
It's not messing with me.
It's not messing with me.
I don't think it's possible.
I don't think it's possible either.
Alright, let's see how far I get.
You're saying that?
I don't think that's possible either.
I gotta hold my breath the whole time.
Yeah, you gotta be on the water the whole time.
Yes, stupid girl.
Hell free.
Let's see how far we can get.
Alright.
Yeah, three, two, one, go.
3, 2, 1...
Holy shit!
He's moving!
He's moving!
He's got it, he's got it!
I can't!
No way!
Wait, are y'all trying to do front and back?
Yeah.
I can't!
That's not possible?
Not for me.
Yesterday I hit the wall in half way, how's that?
I'm sorry.
Oh, God.
Now, I don't want to ask him.
If you can't do it, then you're officially Aquaman.
Oh, now he's moving.
He's got a longer limb, though.
Kill him.
Wait, what the fuck?
Oh my God, bro.
Wait, what the...
Wait, what's up?
No, you're gonna touch me.
You're gonna touch me.
For what?
No, no, no.
Wait, could you keep going?
Yeah.
Cap.
I believe they're good, yeah.
Cap.
I swear.
Cap.
I don't really feel a time for that.
Wait, did you move your legs when you went like this?
Yeah, of course.
Always.
You went like little fins?
Yeah, like little fins there.
I'm not.
I got it, I got it.
Let me try that again.
That was good.
I got bad, man.
I'm doing it.
Wait, what?
That was good, right?
You good?
Huh?
He's not fast, he's not fast!
He's not fast!
He's not fast!
I can't handle how to do this!
Yeah, you're not!
He's not on the bottom!
No, so you go like this, and you go like this the whole time?
Can you get my wheelchair put in there?
Yeah, my camera's just very good.
No, you wait a second when you go!
I'm on this one?
I'm on this one?
I'm stuck in all the way.
My stick's crazy.
What do you mean?
I do.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I don't think he's fast enough that way, that's the thing.
I don't know how to move your, you move your, you like, yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
Wait, did you schedule that, the, the, the playing in the room?
Yeah, bro.
You got a referral?
They're asking if you had a referral.
We can get it.
Yeah, bring it so that we can do it there.
Because that's actually 100%.
How much is it?
It's a 280 for the MRI.
What's the name? Is the place a good one?
I don't know. I just called but I'm here by MRI places.
I don't know. I can't read.
I'm going to call the literature.
Go desktop. I'm about to.
I'm just waiting for your call.
I'm going to call the literature.
Go desktop. I'm about to. I'm just waiting for Drew to put the wheelchair inside.
Hold on. I thought you meant just bring it up here.
No, I don't want to be inside.
Alright, Lace. We're good.
Yeah, I know are you okay? Is he okay?
Why does he why does he why is he feeling down?
Why is he feeling down?
He's perfect.
Where's your wheelchair?
Inside.
Why'd you put it inside?
Um, sorry to go upstairs.
Down to look at your plant and there's dead ass like nothing.
Doesn't it make me gay?
To be able to look at a man's penis and be like,
Oh shit, that shit's pretty good or it's like oh it's average or it's small
Your legs feel better. Yes. No
See your seven is out of the world cook buddy you're like hour late. Stop bullying him. I'm
I'm dead, I'm pro.
I'm trying to, I'm wanna help.
Do you want me to help?
No.
Let me help you.
What are you doing?
I need your help.
Are you actually performing a sad work now?
Where are you going?
Are you actually performing a, where are you going?
Nah, I'm not at the steps.
Okay, I got stuck at the steps.
Where are you going?
Enjoying the view.
You want me to help you bring up the stairs like actually because I got to go up the stairs
anyway.
No, I can't hop.
No, we're okay.
We got to hop up the stairs.
Let me just help you with that.
Where are you going?
We have to hop up the stairs. Let me just help you look for it.
Where are you going?
Is he off-stream dick riding?
He's hyping himself up for a KC3 1 million.
He's hiking himself up in the mirror right now.
Right up the mood?
No.
I was going to say you need a little weed before.
I'm going to use a plastic bottle of water there, baby nose.
These are the stairs over here.
Should I try to see if these stairs are easier?
I mean, that's probably the same amount of stairs.
Well, yeah, but you gotta think about it.
Successful surgery odds go down the longer you wait.
Yo, the Marjax in Glaser, you're not a doctor.
I'm not allowed to get surgery until the swelling goes down.
What's the matter, Sam?
What's the bad old fucking...
This is some lion shit.
Well, I'm facing this.
You help?
How are you gonna get the wheelchair on?
You grab your wheelchair and then say it's loose.
You put the thing down and then the wheelchair up.
So, yes, we do help.
What did you say?
You're the worst enemy, that's why I've already got this.
Did you want to try to do screens tonight?
No.
Okay. Hold this.
I
Play I had a tiger dream already was curing it up
Let's go bro.
Five more.
One, two, three, four, five, last one.
Oh, the wind cheers all the way.
Oh, shit.
I can't see, I can't see.
I'll do it with my axe.
Stay doing it.
Oh my gosh, you should go to a retirement home.
That would hit you.
You give me a bedroom?
Like a water?
Huh?
Like a water?
I think we're out.
We're out of water?
Can you check the fridge?
See if there's anything else in there?
I see water right there.
Fine, give me a water bro.
I'm not going to start drinking water.
I put my lights on too.
Not a cold one.
I don't know if it's cold.
my lights on too no cold one no cold water Valenciaga thank you for the five
gifted brother thank you for the five
Oh my god, Valencia, I'll go with two fives, thank you for a 10.
Thank you for a 10.
I'm on a sideways drinker chat.
We have we have 50 minutes until KC 1,000,000 in those live wait, the programs of $50,000
prize pool?
So how much money can I win if I get first?
25k? That's not bad. That's not bad. Wait, so me and Kluks are going to win 25k?
Okay?
Put the house on USA over four and a half quarters.
Wait, USA is getting straight belt tonight.
Yo rums, what's the line for USA over four and a half quarters?
Maybe after you win 25K, you'll actually pay your mods.
So do you want to see why I won't pay my mods?
This is why I watch this.
Yo, type me in the chat if you want mod right now.
I'm modding two people.
So why would I pay my mods
when this many people would just be mod for free?
You see what I'm saying?
Son, do you, do you see what I'm saying, bro?
I could literally just pick right now, bunning snags, give them mod, I could pick yikes,
him mod. I don't want to be mod little bro. What should I do until until KC1
million goes live? What should I do? What should I do until a big KC1 million goes
life. What happens for glory? See a light and want you back on my feet? Would you like to be, to survive?
What's the, I want to see what you want in full glory? Yo yikes, thank you for the five!
Give, dad!
They're doing a barbecue downstairs.
You know what, bro?
What did I say we're going to do in this desktop area, bro?
Everything that I can't do, I bring to my room.
I want you to order a grill yes not a baby girl like a decent size girl not too big but
not too bad. No, Drew, I want a grill. I want a grill. $1,000. Let me take a look.
grill near me shopping like this is this is fine it's only a hundred dollars
wait what
wait like this wait Chad do I get a do I get a charcoal
Well, grill or a propane grill?
A propane grill?
Wait, I could deadass doordash this.
Chad, is this good?
Oh, this is a charcoal grill, though.
Propane grill.
$200 from Home Depot and it could be, oh my God, there's so many options.
All right, Chad, what grill do I get?
Do I get this one?
It's called the Next Grill 4.
Do I get this one?
Y'all think this is a good grill or no?
Come on now.
Is this a good grill?
This is low key perfect for my balcony Oh shit
This is low key perfect for a
griddle it says. This is a griddle. Get a Weber. Alright, so guys, not everything
has to be this big, like, thought out thing, bro. Like, it's a fucking grill, son. I don't
I need to get the best of the best brand.
It's a grill, dude.
$400 for a Weber gas grill.
I think I'm just gonna door-dash this grill.
You can make pancakes on a blackstone too?
Yeah, but can you even grill on a blackstone?
Say on God
For these are these are expensive though chat
It requires seasoning and actual work to protect the Blackstone
Okay, yeah, never mind. I'm just gonna get a fucking dropping girl
I'm just gonna get a fucking propane girl, bro
I'm gonna get a next grill for
burner propane grass grill gas grill in black with stainless steel lid
And I'm also gonna get I'm also gonna get propane I need a lot of how much propane do I need chat?
Whoa, there's a lot of different propane
good.
A tank. Okay. Is this tank good
though? Is this tank good?
Okay, and then what else do I need do I need any I need some grilling equipment no.
A grill brush okay maybe like maybe like
Not bad, little grill tongs and spatula set?
Not bad at all.
Seasoning Wax.
What up?
Kaisen, that's in the chat.
He said, see you soon.
Oh, shit.
Kaisenatchatsin, see you soon.
Kaisenatchatsin, you chopped.
Text drew and say, I just doordashed a grill.
Wait, that propaintink comes empty?
Wait, what?
empty propane tank.
How do I get, what?
How do I fill the propane tank? How do I get propane in it?
Should I offer the door gas driver to pay of extra to fill it up at a gas station?
go downstairs bro I'm not hopping down the stairs again bro it hurts to go
down the stairs man I want to go downstairs but I'm just not hopping
downstairs again bro you know what I could do right now for 20 minutes chef
until KC one million goes live,
I could see where me and Clix are landing in Pro-M.
To be honest, I don't know that spot at all.
How are you gonna get the grill upstairs?
I'm gonna have Drew bring the grill up
and I'm just gonna open these doors
and I'm gonna make this balcony, literally,
everything that I need.
I'm gonna put a grill out there.
I'm gonna put, I'm gonna put a,
so I'm gonna make some cheeseburgers.
any time I need food, some chicken,
I'm gonna put a little seasoning cabinet.
Okay, hold on.
Headphones.
Okay.
Chat, let's see where me and Klicks are landing in Pro-Am.
Klicks texted me and said,
I'm gonna be honest click seems pretty confident that we can win he seems pretty fucking confident
that me and him to win I don't know if it's pure delusion but clicks genuinely seems confident
all right let's see where we're landing reload no I don't want to play fuck build yes wait
How do I pick my map?
Wait, what?
All right, Chad, me and Clix are playing tonight.
Clix is hopping on, and we're playing tonight,
so practice for Pro-Am.
I ordered one. It's on the way. Just need you to get propane and order a bunch of grill
shit burgers chicken chicken wings sauce seasoning guys I'm not going down
stairs I'm sorry I'm not going downstairs bro I'm not going downstairs
again I just fucking hop all the way up the stairs and had to end my wheelchair
brought up I'm not going back downstairs
No, I need propane because it comes in an empty tank.
You're not watching the game with the guys out.
Yeah, I'll go down.
I'll go down when, um, when the game's on, but I'm not going to go downstairs get a burger
and then hop back up on one foot to get a burger.
This can't be our chat.
Yeah, I don't know, bro.
I really don't know.
Bro, pretty soon?
Pretty soon?
small spot.
What are you sending me?
You know what, yeah, silence.
You know what I've started to realize about this chat today?
You know what I'm realizing?
You're trying to malypinate me.
I
Love deep tails
Championist you guys think I'm gonna get oh my gosh
Kai Sinat official
streamer university reveal student and professor list
3.7k waiting in the YouTube stream
I'm ready oh my gosh wait I'm on an alt I'm on an alt you should accept that
Lacey guy. He was hella funny in the trailer lol.
chat chat y'all agree
Okay, okay, yeah, who realistically, who do you guys think is a lock to make Shreemer University?
Who do you think's a lock?
I'm going to try to predict.
I'm going to try to predict streamer university locks.
Okay.
So I think the streamer university locks.
I'm gonna say Rekai, Yana, I think Yugi's a lock,
I think Braden's a lock, I think Marlin's a lock.
I also think, I also think Ron's a lock.
Um, I think, did Senegal last year?
Did Senegal last year?
Sin is a lock.
I think agents a lock. I think
Primate pages a lock
Moddies a lock
I think Ream's a lock.
I think, no, I think Haskell's a maybe.
I think Haskell's a maybe.
Here's my maybe list.
I think maybe Haskell.
I think maybe Lacey I think maybe Jason I think
what's up boys?
I got some burger. Do you need a burger?
Oh thanks bro.
Like actually it's like a troll burger.
I'm not a lot of Lacey, I already had one.
You already had a whole burger?
I can't get one bite.
Can I get one bite?
Can I get one bite?
Oh, could you help me with that shit?
Please, please.
Please.
I can't eat. Can I see your burger?
You already ate it.
Can I get one bite?
No, I have my sauce.
No, no, no.
Don't do it. Don't do it.
Give me one second. Give me one second.
Not bad, right? Not bad?
Those burgers sat outside took the fourth one.
Can I get one bite before you kill it?
Can I get one bite? God, can I?
No, this might be a hot take.
It might be a hot take.
At Home Cook Burgers, they've done properly or better than any restaurant burger.
What do you think of it?
It's very good.
It's very good.
It tastes amazing.
I don't know if I fucked up.
I wouldn't know much of what you said.
You fucked up, right?
Oh my God, you did go.
Oh my God.
What seasoning do you use?
I use garlic, garlic, pepper.
Oh God.
Yeah.
It's almost done.
You should. Oh my god.
Please don't lie to me.
Please don't lie to me.
You want a bite?
What? You still want to give me?
You're not going to take a bite now.
Oh, that's smart.
I
See stream it you would virtually lost. No, I'm making a people who I think are locked. You think I'm a lot
I think you're a lot you know, I think you're a lot
Number one you didn't go last year. I don't know number two
You have a unique idea that nobody else really applied for yeah number three
You
I don't think I'm a lock. I think your idea was one on one too. I think it was two but I don't think I'm a lock. I think I'm a maybe.
Um, I also think it gaps a maybe.
I think Silky's a maybe.
You think Ron is a lock?
I think Ron is a lock.
I think...
Who else is a lock, Chad?
Low-key?
If Silky applied...
If Silky applied...
For that frat boy shit, he's a lock.
Did he?
I think he did.
Chad, what do y'all think?
Hmm...
Chad, who's that one streamer? I've been seeing funny clips of him.
Um...
Oh my god, what's his name?
Fuck
No, bro, he's like I
Don't know how to explain him his eyes are really big
You know I'm talking about or no eyes are really big. Yes
You're saying suburb baby hold on
Yes, this guy. Oh, this guy's a lot. He's hilarious
Suburb baby
He's a lot
But I mean
Ever student or teachers
We told that I don't know it totes a lock guys guys title to say no, then I
Don't know if totes a lock cap
Because totally right
Can you come back as a student a second time?
I didn't think you could come back a second time.
Oh.
Why didn't you get in?
You can?
I don't know.
Oh wait.
What's Kai's brother's name chat?
Um...
What is it?
What is it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Um, I think, I think Archie's a maybe.
Um, I think there's going to be.
I think, yeah, I'm trying to get the people from code.
I'm just trying to think like, because they're not like, it's, I doubt everyone gets in.
Same thing with core.
I don't think every, I don't think everybody from core is going to get accepted.
I think it's going to be two or three.
I'm going to say, I don't, I'm going to say raise, I don't think raise gonna, the reason
I say I'm not sure about Ray is because from what that YouTube article said, if that YouTube
article was correct and streamer university is on the same day same days as fanatics test
then ray wouldn't be able to go
wait so i mean you get a tank too yeah what you want me i have a tank i just need it to be phil
propane i need to wait for it to come yeah so i should just go get a new one uh i mean i don't
me to grow right away. So you could just go to the store and get it. Well, the tank's coming with
the grill. You don't just buy a protein, you buy an empty tank and you fill it with protein.
Yes, so I have the empty tank coming. So yeah, I'll wait until the tank ends. That's why I just said it.
No, you say it slowly, it's the right time.
Who else, Chad?
Why does Drew argue everything? Yeah, I don't know. He just likes to argue.
I think Cannell's a maybe.
But Cannell did go all out for the auditions.
Wait, it's 18 plus this year?
It was like that. It's always like that.
Really?
I don't even think he applied.
I want to say, huh, yeah, I will have a couple of cents.
Ben I think Ben's a lock.
Um, I have Braden.
I think Braden's a lock.
Ron calling on what?
Yeah.
Is DDG a lock?
Because he went last year.
I could see DDG being, yeah, yeah.
Ron's calling on what?
I don't have a call.
My phone's right here.
Max?
I'd say, yeah, PBM's a maybe.
You guys...
On Discord?
Okay, but...
I love cheap thrills. Can you invite Marlon to the court? I don't have his discord.
Of course, bro. Of course, I got the big M3 discord. Wait, I don't have. I don't have
this discord. Wait, I must be modest. Okay. Oh, I do think Diana's a lock. I think Diana
is a lock. I think Nick may or seen as a lock too. I also think Rock out leaves a lock.
Um, code, yeah, but I don't, I don't think code, I don't think code, I don't think everybody in code is a lock. They could be, but I think he's, I don't know if Kai's going to accept full groups.
Like I have a really strong feeling there's going to be two or three of us from core that don't make it that don't get accepted.
I think definitely all three come back for sure.
I think Yusuf is a lock.
I think, I think Guapos and maybe, I think, I think, what is this so tough?
I think ash.
Alk is a maybe as well.
Chat did Reggie go last year?
Did he go last year or no?
Raw Dog Moon?
I think Raw Dog Moon's a lock.
I really think Raw Dog Moon makes it in.
He's really 25.
I'm calling him Raw Dog Moon, bro.
I think, why are you all saying cat in the hat, what does that mean?
I think JDabs are maybe.
Did Santi get an audition?
Chad, did Santi get an audition?
No?
Ooh, okay.
What about Hydra?
I'm not getting in hydra, calm.
It's hard to say with people who didn't get an audition.
Neon applied.
Did he? No, he didn't. He wasn't even at the auditions.
Jalen Brown.
Jalen Brown is definitely a lock.
Um, Wardrobe is definitely a locked as Wardrobe stream.
Tick tock. Yeah, then I'd say I'd say it's a lock for more drum to go.
I'd say I think Zavala's a maybe.
I'm close to putting Zavala as a lock though, but I think Zavala's a maybe.
Did Zavala go to the in-person auditions or no?
No, see, that's where he might have messed up, but he should still, I think he'll still
get accepted.
extra Emily. Okay, extra Emily. Emily's probably a lock.
What I think Wendy to maybe
Can now I have canal here
Ty Lill I mean surely Tyler's a lock right
Check is when we went last year, so there's I don't think Kai will bring all alumni back.
So that's why I put maybe like I even have Arky as maybe I think sauce killed for sure.
I think sauce kills a lock.
Zavala got canceled.
Getting canceled is not, it's not real.
I've been canceled 30 times, I'm still here.
Yeah, I think, I think Flocko's a maybe on the edge of lock low key Flocko's a lock.
No.
I mean, I feel like all of just A and P in general is a lock.
Why did PBM move over there?
What the fuck?
I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna just take I'm just gonna take Ray. I'm gonna take all these people out. Ray, Rekai, Tota. I'm gonna take out.
Cause I think A&P and Clover locks.
Oh, no.
They had the same grill, but only a three burner.
That's fine.
I feel like this is going.
I feel like this is going.
Hello?
Can you add more to the discord?
Yeah.
I don't have a matted hey guys. Oh there we go Marlon. Hey boys. Hey listen bro. Fuck a view cat boys
Let's make every view count
Let's get a double you man. I'm
Yo boys boys
Listen bro, can we make a pact regret if one of us doesn't go we all don't go
Listen bro, if you all get accepted I don't get accepted. I want y'all to go bro
I want you to have fun man.
Oh guys, Bonnie blue is not getting accepted.
What are y'all saying?
What are y'all?
So bro, what about you two?
Is that good?
So I'm gonna play a song.
I need to ease the anxiety.
Capri?
I mean, yeah, Capri could.
Did Capri go to the in person?
I'll put him on maybe.
I'm going to go ahead and
go ahead and say the cuff them.
I'm a cuff of one maybe as well.
Um.
Y'all are saying names I already
have on the list.
Wait, who's that guy that Yana's
been streaming with? What's his
name?
Yes, is he is he did he apply I could see him being a baby.
He did low key I know the way kind things to I like from a content brain perspective.
He's definitely going to get Yana and Khan in there.
I'm hoping Khan is a lock.
I think Kaisa and Nats are locked.
Yeah
Yo guys, you know who's a hundred percent getting accepted Marlon Kai
What I'm not gonna go ahead and meet yourself. Why did not brown
Fuck out of joke was that Lacey L fucking joke, bro. Oh fucking joke, bro
L joke, bro
I don't need to have fun tonight.
Ray J. I'll say Ray J's and maybe.
Look, because here's what I understand.
These are all already like streamers that already have communities.
No matter the size of their communities, every person on this list has a community already.
So there's going to be a whole other list over here of like straight up upcoming
streamers and there's probably going to be like 50 people that are on this list
who just have content potential but are not like established streamers yet. I'm
telling y'all. Wait.
Yeah, that works.
You have a chance.
Yeah, I think I have a chance.
But if I had to guess out of core, I would guess Ron and Marlin get in for sure.
And then I think it's only one of us between Lee, Jason and Adapt.
I think it's only one of us.
I don't think he'll invite all six.
I think it'll only be three.
Yeah.
Oh and silky. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Silky's a lot to yet a straight
of six. Yeah. I think it's gonna
be Ron Marlin and silky.
Not a bad shout, not a bad shout at all, not a bad list, chat, not a bad list, not
a bad list.
What if everybody on this list right here gets accepted?
Could you imagine?
Cinema would be cinema.
Two minutes, let's pull up the stream.
Let's pull up, let's pull up Kaisa and that stream.
here we go. Streamer University.
Will I get accepted?
Oh my god, Kai's title has changed. Streamer University official reveal student and professor list.
late if he's late just go stable as a wait room I'm not going live he's not
gonna be late guys one minute guys pause in the music it's time
well this looks like a stable remoto chat when he clicks the go live button
oh my god this is legendary how many subs is I want to see how many subs he goes
he's gonna go back to a million oh my god oh bro fuck a sub count make every
self count
Well, I think it's a hundred thousand people in soft line chat. No for sure for sure. There has to be like a hundred thousand
Was that are so anxious? I didn't play my anxiety music anxiety
I mean anxiety
Keep on watching me. It's my anxiety
I don't know what I'm saying.
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
It's Lacey.
Late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late,
late, late.
Y'all think he's going to see myself?
Late, bro.
Late.
Lachy's late, bro.
Hey.
L3, bro.
I don't can't believe your channel points on if I get accepted. Fuck you. Oh
Yeah, that's the intro what the fuck he distorted
Bro, he's late, bro, if stable and almost like that, okay for me, bro. No
nah
Oh, he's got a sub up, buddy.
Oh my god.
Hear from Kai's chat?
Why do you look like that?
I'm not clueless.
Yo, guys, I know Kai's got to get a lot of gifts and subs.
Just keep in mind, you guys don't have to get me.
You guys don't have to get me.
Does everybody say they're gifted subs for your Kai's and
app?
Wait, I'm confused.
Is this why?
Is he going to send me this music?
La da da da da da da.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
Oh my god.
My shit's not working.
Oh my god.
Kai, where are you?
Calm down.
Wait, Twitch crap?
I know it didn't.
Yeah, it did.
It did.
I ain't going to lie.
Wait, are we just crashed?
I can literally refresh the site.
I can't do nothing.
Look at this shit.
Literally clicking on GC Street.
Wait, Chad, are y'all still here?
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
It's back in the back.
Oh, wait, what?
I don't know what you need.
Guys, nox, thank you so much.
Bro, you know why I'm getting my voice crashing?
Bro, me and Kai got an M, bro.
Bro, this is.
No, don't raid me, no, bro.
Oh my god, bro, I'm actually anxious.
I need this, I need this.
Bro, my shit is not working.
What the fuck?
Why is there so many cat-looking sideways?
I'm actually, oh, come on, y'all.
Like, it's just like, miserable.
Where is Ty?
Oh my god, bro.
Dude.
Shaz, y'all like that too or no?
Rakaez doesn't need that.
My gosh, no.
Where is Ty?
Guys, don't feel the need to subscribe right now
gift subs I promise you guys like just save it for not made bro he's probably
starting his toolkit oh my god he trust the website why I don't own the website
I'm not hold on my YouTube I might do YouTube fuck it no no you're gonna have
YouTube be like check home and ask oh what do you mean go much is not working
wait no way USA scored USA scored oh god USA go say oh no no no no no no no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Lie, bro.
It's too long.
Lies.
Kack what?
Kack what?
Kack what?
I'm getting the fucking laughing emoji pointing face, bro.
That's fucking view count.
Make every view work?
I don't know if it's going to work or the block.
It would be really gang bailing.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Belgium has two shots on goal already?
No way.
They have four shots.
Wait, are they fucking us right now?
51% is the possession, the shot's on target two.
Wait, I'm not allowed, okay, so my question is,
why wouldn't they push back the World Cup game
if Kai was going wide?
That's-
Yeah, I don't get that either.
Ugh, ugh.
Yeah, like, oh my god.
I did not say anything, bruh, shut up.
Male?
You've got male.
I don't know, I don't know.
No, I'm gonna be honest, Kai's a legend for this, bro.
He's a legend for this.
like he's with aura.
You don't have to call me and Kyle legend, bro.
You go on.
Sonny, what is this?
Wait, the VEC on the website.
What?
Where you getting, boy?
Where you getting?
Fuck up, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice.
Yeah.
You're kidding.
God!
I don't get accepted in my own stream.
You guys are haters, bro.
Haters are my motivators at the table
dinner success. It's okay, Sonny.
Twitch fixed, we back. Holy shit.
Sonny, I think Kai won't be mad if you blink that a much.
I think we'll be okay.
Yo, Sonny, yo, Sonny button, is this gonna start, bro?
Like I'm nervous.
That's crazy.
Hey, y'all think he's gonna get like straight into it or no, boys?
No. If I was him, are you kidding me?
What I would do is I would put, I would do three minute ads
and every like five minutes, I would just, I would get up and just be like, just,
bro, I would just run it every time, bro.
Where's the link for his YouTube live, like the premiere?
Bro, y'all are dick riding, bro.
Just wait, man. He'll be here in a minute.
He just texted me.
you. Kai, we will wait for you.
No, no matter how long it takes.
You're the king.
Pardon. Oh my god. Why is that?
Alright, Kai, Kai just texted me. He said, he said, yo, Ron, can you let everyone know
I don't like this. I don't like
that at all. Bro, let them hate
haters are our motivators, people
with inner success. Like
literally, bro. Like
literally, bro.
Wait, guys, what's your goal?
Guys in my chat.
I'm not going to watch the game.
Why are we waiting?
Bro, because what I'm too anxious
to watch anything besides
guys in my chat.
I'm not going to watch the game.
Wait, Kai's that ass of my cat?
What'd he say?
Streamed a day till 9 PM, waiting room is in Lacy's stream.
What?
I guess.
Bro, Kai just texted me, bro.
What'd he say?
He said, yo, make sure that everyone
know, Ron, that I put my sub count for you,
anyone who gives a sub to you goes to me guys don't get me subs man come on don't do it
damn rakaia has a fucking hundred
oh fuck good luck jackal appreciate you dude i was gonna suck so i don't gotta fucking
guys when lacy your nose is so big you have to drink stuff from the side of your mouth
Wait, how does it say I pinned that?
I did not pin that.
Yo, mods, unpin, that was not me.
When you have that many viewers, it's not line-down.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like I watched Keso and Keso have like 60 with like 35.
That's what I mean.
Holy shit.
Kaisina, give me Viva.
No, that's wrong.
You already forgot the lyrics. Yeah, why do you guys use this fucking emo every time I sing now?
Just it's so oh what I used to sing payphone. They just put W's now. Let's just turn this shit off
Wait, oh my god, I
19 life on my team
I see it. I see it. Wait what
What?
So it says it says it's
This is getting me right now. Yeah, we're actually we said Marlon stop being weird. Oh
Screech out in here. I don't
bro
I got it. I said, I said, I said, I said
Can anybody have a link I
you know, you know, you know,
but uh, I know, I know, I know.
I made it.
Oh my god.
No.
Oh god.
What are you doing?
What the fuck what the fuck that is quick
I'm bad no Belgium did not squirey
Marlin
Marlin Dennis didn't pop a screen share that was so fucked
Wait, they scored already the score 10 minutes in. Fuck me. Oh, damn. That's all ready bro nine minutes in
It's gonna have my jersey on it's gonna have my jersey on
Yo, that's a lot no bro
And it's just like people from the US laughing high life
Cut yeah
guys the USA is gonna win and if they don't we're gonna send in fucking
Marlon thanks wait Streamer University is a channel oh no this is definitely a fake
chance wait guys when you when you search up kai sent out on twitch we
come up shut the fuck up
he's alive he's alive oh my god oh my god oh my god he's alive
The K big Casey one million
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
So what the?
What the?
Oh my.
Let's go to the dance.
Oh my God.
No!
What can I tell y'all?
Bro, Suki, what are you guys?
You are my love so much
Bro, what?
I had a little something in my eyes
Oh look at this.
Oh, bro.
It's my life.
Look at all his subs!
Oh, I remember, I remember, bro.
Yo!
I am, I am, I am!
Samuel bank
I didn't kill myself yo this interest up
Hey, we gotta keep learning y'all
That's all
I'm a fucked up God
Those in my haters those my secret
Oh
What's the next song? Oh my god. Kai, we need to see it.
Bust down, Rollin!
you
you
you
you
you
of social media.
general as a platform helps every other person in streamer out like it's not even D1 that's
not Dick Rye not every not forgiving flowers is not Dick Rye bro.
Do you understand having 500,000 viewers on the platform that I go live on every single
day that I live off of is bringing so many people to twitch like people are gonna be like
Like when Kai does Stringer University, when Kai ends here,
people are gonna be on Twitch and be like,
oh, what stream do I go to next?
I'm on Twitch, let me check it out.
Maybe they'll click on my stream.
Like even if it's only 500 people,
that's still, like, look at all these first-time chatters
that probably don't even know what Twitch is, look at this.
I
Did you
What happened
She'll go to use a sword
Guys baiting down, but we're playing like shit apparently
I'm gonna tell you what's up. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say
Yes, yes
Can't keep me a little
Oh you need the money
Don't survive
Every night
Every day
Got the baby out there holding for my night
You know I can't hear nothing
Spin the night
Wanna see no matter
Wanna die
Wanna feel alive
I'm gonna catch this bitch for the rest of my life
I'm gonna put you down
Chad!
What's going on?
I got this conversation
I wanted us to take it
My every dish
Every night
Every dish
Yeah
I wanna go back
You ready for this?
I wanna go back
Here he comes!
you
you
you
you
you
You
What's the keep going up, bro?
Yo, guys, I just texted you to get ready.
Oh, no.
You said get ready.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Where is this from?
What?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro.
Holy shit.
Wait, how did somebody get this?
It's on the website?
Kai, please bro!
Kai, please big bro! USA Pen!
Oh my god, wait, wait, wait!
USA Pen, USA Pen.
USA Pen, what?
YouTube TV?
Are you guys dead ass?
Yo, this deadass might be a 30 minute intro.
I hate y'all, bro.
Like, why would y'all hate me?
Like, there's no pen?
It's a hydration break.
Like, just deadass zero point.
Oh, that's deadass me, bro.
I posted that.
Wait, is this fake chat?
Does someone just beat me?
That's deadass me and the intro, bro.
That's not you, bro.
That's Ray and Tota.
That's deadass me and the intro, bro.
It's not us, bro.
Yo, Ron, are you good?
Ron's muddy and jerking off.
damn
Oh, no song new intro here we go
Oh
Oh for sure
Test for God
Test for God
Oh my God
Oh my God
Hey
I
Yeah
Where is it?
Hell, man.
Bro.
Hey, you can just kill a real walking dude that's crazy.
No!
Shit!
Oh, this is real!
Oh, this is real now!
Holy fuck!
Oh, shit, this is real!
Holy fuck!
Hey, hold on!
Yo...
why don't you know about that only yeah okay this is how you know that cuz
There's a funny sound. Hold on. I got it. I got it. What might be all
Oh
I haven't seen this one!
Okay, hold on. Okay, my mic is out.
I'm sorry, this is the cause of next room. I don't know what to tell you, buddy.
I actually don't know what to tell you.
Oh my god.
Hey, damn guy.
Oh my god, I'm a swimmer.
Oh my god, I'm a swimming university website.
He has two campus police badges!
Yo.
Yo, what up, bro?
Yo!
He has two campus police badges on the website!
This could be me!
This could be me!
Casey, one million, please!
I have a chance!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god, I could be the capis police!
I could dead-ass be the capis police!
Pat, and there's new team chat.
Now, hold on, let me address home base.
And then we're gonna introduce the next home base.
Is it low or no?
Are we good?
To me or base?
Oh my god.
Oh no, no, no, no.
I feel it creeping up already.
I feel myself getting it, getting back into this goddamn...
...tack.
I feel it creeping up.
Holy fuck, I'm not as fuck.
Holy fucking, I'm slightly too.
Kai, you're on your webcam, like.
Kai, come on.
He's back into the guy.
Oh my god, you fucking, all the way.
Fuck!
You say I went away!
Yo, he's really back, he's really back.
you jumping around and shit.
Oh my God.
30 years old mother.
Oh my God.
Cousin, that's a cousin.
That's a little cut.
Yo, I don't want.
Oh, Chad, just because other streamers have green screens,
does that mean I got to have a green screen?
I've never streamed with a green screen, bro.
OK.
What's that?
It's being too much.
Hi, Tameka.
Yo, if I get, yo, if I get, if I get,
Gotta get in there
That I so love so you can show love that side
Switch this is your family you to check so we are one we can't be on bullshit. Okay. We actually have to look unified
Okay, actually, alright, so look I hear you guy
Okay
MGM oh my god, I really have two tracks now, okay, but this is fine
What the fuck is this
Bro
I've been taking care of yourselves
You say this is a free kick damn you say
Look at my son. Look at my son. Look at my son.
I can't show you. I'm crazy.
Come on USA.
Come on USA.
Show Belgium. Show Belgium what we're made of.
Show Belgium what we're made of.
Come on.
Come on.
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Yes!
Belgium!
Belgium what USA going to the finals we win in a World Cup we win in 1-1 USA USA
let's go
Tell y'all bro USA is winning the World Cup. Oh my god. Yes. That's the guy back to
Okay, so they got locked out by England
You know
Oh
Wait, no way
$15 million.
$15 million.
Oh my god, Belgium just scored again.
Oh my god, Belgium just scored.
Oh my god, Belgium just scored again bro.
Oh my god, how do we score and let them score 10 seconds later?
It's weak ass team, bro.
I'm not trying to go out like this in this weak ass Belgium.
I don't even know what continent Belgium's in.
You guys have done more than enough for me in September. Okay? You guys don't have to
sub. All right, guys. I'm very grateful for it. But you guys have done Mr. TNT. Thanks
for the 10 gifted. Now I gotta, oh my God, this is gonna be difficult because now I gotta
really pay attention game. Holy shit. Oh my God. Wait, hold on. Somebody's gifting in
YouTube chat I don't know how to do this
I want to get I want to get I can't read the YouTube chat
You can't read y'all y'all get them crazy. I can't read it though, but 15 million. Thank you so much guys
You guys are new here twitch everybody say everybody like and subscribe
Everybody like and subscribe sky Jackson with the 10 gifted
Jackson
Michael Jackson
That movie was so people
Bro, I am now friends with Prince Jackson, bro. I went to the premiere game
Me
And I think though I really bet like your father did an excellent job in that movie
I do not care though. Your father's so good king
Oh
Everybody stop
Stop now because now I see what you're doing when I shout it out
20 get to your Lacey your AC your AC hamstring is fucked game. It's
All right, you generally thank you, bro. Thank you, bro
Well, you know that means he saw my ACL. I mean, I'm not getting accepted. That means he knows. Oh, no
That means he saw my ACL. He knows I'm not getting accepted. Oh
No, oh my shit's cooked. I
Appreciate that. Okay. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Oh, Jaycee
We're done, okay? We are fucking done. We're done. Okay. We are fucking done. Stop getting no fucking getting
God damn sassy!
Y'all production they say I'm lagging on YouTube. What's going on?
Is that you or not?
Production they say I'm lagging on YouTube.
Come on.
Am I lagging on Twitch?
So good, Kai.
Check. Kai, you're not lagging though.
Hey Kai, get right into it.
Do whatever you want to do. Keep just doing. You just do it. Keep just doing.
Oh my god, Sonny, I am so happy Sonny, I'm so Sonny, I am so fucking happy that you fucking commented just now.
Not D1 chat, it's the king right here, it's the king, king's the king.
Switch is take away that motherfucking badge.
I want to take away that fucking badge, that's what I'm gonna do.
Oh shit.
Go ahead and comment right now.
Oh shit.
Fuck.
Oh shit, fuck you mean oh shit.
This is angry.
Holy fuck.
Come on, Kai!
I can't, it's like, I'm anti, yo, this is not healthy.
Yo, I'm alive.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh my God!
Just take a deep breath, Kai.
They're gonna follow me on YouTube!
How they follow YouTube?
What am I going to do?
How they get me?
Oh, shit.
How do we follow YouTube?
It's all good, Kai.
It's all good.
It's all good.
It's all good.
It's all good.
It's all good.
It's all good.
It's all good.
It's all good, Kai. It's all good, Kai.
It's all good, Kai.
It's a family, right?
Wait, Chad.
Chad, do y'all think?
Do y'all think that?
Because Kai knows about my knee.
He's not going to accept me into streamer you.
Kai, I can get an electric scooter.
Kai, I'll postpone the surgery.
Kai, I'll postpone the surgery a year.
I'll postpone it two weeks.
I'll get an electric scooter to roll around in.
I still want to be campus police.
It's already been 28 minutes and I just can't stand this nigga man who want to be with me
man?
Who want to be with me dude?
Honestly, oh YouTube bounce back.
YouTube is good apparently.
Or I might have spoke too soon.
Look at this chat.
Oh no we're good.
Chat look at this.
Chat look at this.
look at this, look at this, oh no we're good, Chad look at this, Chad look at this, Chad
look at this, Chad look at this, Chad look at this, no no no no no no no no, let's look
at this ya'll, look at this, what is YouTube watching right now?
I'm deafing bro, everyone's deafing, Jason and Robert both deafing, I'm gonna deaf about
about what a death and bro please
what's going on oh hey listen listen okay
all right i'm gonna say this one time and one time only bro what do you
i love whatever you say i listen to god if we mess up again
cb you have to bring your black ass down here oh
Okay, and I have to smack you. I'm gonna take it
Mess up one more time on YouTube. Yeah, if we do
Come to the house yo CB if you fuck our shit up again on beach. I'm gonna have to have you come down bro
I'm gonna have to um
All right, we're back. We're back. Hopefully that is it. Hopefully we are back. Okay. Let's go ahead and get to the nitty-gritty
All right first things first
We have upgraded the room, okay? We have this angle
Okay, I'm already fucking up
We have this angle. What is that?
This angle will be
Okay, this angle will be a much wider, you know
We got angle three, which is not a lot angle. I will get to explain. What is that? Is that a top?
It's my invention
Give it strokes give it strokes
Give it strokes
From here on out!
Yes!
Hey!
My voice is dead!
You know?
Your voice too, okay?
I'm just, I'm just showing, what, what, you know, I'm just showing what could happen, alright?
So, I literally have, I think I'm a jig.
Okay, YouTube has locked me into something.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I think I'm a jig.
Yeah, all right
Now as you guys can see my carpet is clean. What?
All right. No, it's not in my carpet. I was going as well
It's very clean right now
It's how it looks man. I'm looking at the same carpet
Okay, no you didn't
You sure she looks
Pretty good, okay next
Okay, because now we gotta not be flowing out next. What else is new about this room? Yo, you're accepting if this pet pee
That's very clean now. You know that you guys
Um, but my, my, my, this is very clean.
Now, also what did I miss?
I miss Michael Jackson.
What else I missed?
I miss
Stramer University.
I miss Michael Jackson, which I
Drake's album, Kanye album.
What else?
What else did I miss?
Yeah, the next fucking one.
Yep.
Can album.
The convenience store right now.
And he put twenty twenty-four going to the store right now and put your hand in the cash
rate.
Wait, USA?
USA?
Say oh god, USA is on a score.
Say oh god, USA is on a score.
Say oh god.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go, go!
They keep trolling?
Okay, well then just start timing people out, mods.
Like.
I'm gonna be honest right here.
only two people that inspire the world that has heavy inspiration also in my
personal life. It's only two people. Lacey, Spider-Man, and Michael Jackson.
Facts! Can I get the facts? What about me? Spider-Man and Michael Jackson are the two
people that actually has very very very a lot of inspiration and like what we
to like match up their like capabilities of taking over the world like they can do that
bro they are amazing people like genuinely bro genuinely now all right i'ma get into the
nitty gritty y'all okay here we go oh okay okay um thank you to us months is a long time
okay now months is a super super super super long time okay um honestly hold on hold on
Hey, I'm probably wondering, I see that everybody, oh my God, what would it take so long and why would he do this and why would he do that and why would he just do both.
Honestly chat, after my fifth on three.
Yo turn it, turn it, turn it.
Let's not really turn it off.
When I was, after my fifth on three was over, it was very like, it was a toll, so I had to, you know, get back into hibernation just to get my mind right.
But as I was doing that no before my fifth on three. I already know I want to look at my clothes
Okay, first things first, but as I was doing that. Okay. Okay. Um, oh my gosh, you to chat and uh,
Twitch chat are complete two different personalities
Okay, I think you to chat might be younger
then to a chat
In a way, both young niggas is young
But you too may be a slightly younger, but it's okay, though. It's okay. Yeah, we are one
We got to be here. Please do not rage bait me into certain things. Please. I'm not ready for it. Yeah
Anyways, what I was gonna say, you know, my YouTube chat makes you guys just heavy. Oh, yeah, I literally she did pass away
RP that was crazy. All right, so doing the now once I had to work on my clothes
You feel what I'm saying? I'm gonna be honest with y'all bro
I've always been a firm believer in not half-assing anything clothes is so different from
I would see if there's a goal
Okay, I need it to now, like, uh,
because it's this side of the
back of my mind that I've been
what I'm doing on deaf in
on deaf in for what?
Everybody's deaf in.
I've gotten to fully build a
foundation.
Okay for the vet.
Okay, and I am so happy WVV in the chat WVV
This is finished. Oh shit, okay
Everything that I wanted to write in here is finished. Now. You're probably wondering bro. Like oh my god, bro
Oh
Think he is game like who the hell does he think he is chat?
The goal of this journal this is journal one
Chess USA the blue team or the black team
slash
the first collection
Okay, now the reason why I
Was doing this
Over the past months and putting all types of stuff in it
Oh, yeah, I know how to so now it by the way y'all I know how to so what you fucking we got to do a sewing string one day
Okay, you see that's I'm about to leak shit. Okay, okay
The writing is done and the purpose behind this journal was for that every collection that now releases my goal is to
I don't know but I've been duplicating this journal for the first orders that come through for the close
But then this journal will show you the progress of
Building out the collection from my god. I wanted to finish a one of a big journal
The overlays are are wait. I don't even hear overlays
Wait, Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel what is going on? I don't even hear overlays
Chat better me. Oh, I don't hear it. Is it muted now?
Better is it me is it muted?
Boy, I've been hearing it the entire time
Okay, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay patients. It is okay. It's muted
Okay, you're saying said that's been a lose
So look guys I
Worked on this so that I can
Make copies of it and duplicate the journal and include it into the packaging of the first
However many orders that come through okay, and um
These will be inside if you get a piece of clothing
It will be inside of there and you will be able to literally see how the journal is like how the collection was made from scrap
And I want to do that for every major. I fuck with that. I fuck with that. Um, this is now an archive
But the homegirls that's what it's 25 get depreciated
But chat, that was something I really, really, really, really wanted to do.
And I've finally built the best foundation for it, and I'm so happy to anybody who, uh...
I'm so happy to anybody who uplifted me during that time.
I'm so happy to anybody who may have hated on me, because, honestly, I have a hate wall now.
And if I say, any guy in here hates, and his dog there, chat, and your ass is going to my hate wall!
Yuck!
Oh.
Fuckin' said it!
Yuck!
Oh, shit.
That's fact!
All right, if anybody do that game,
I'll play you on it, bro, I don't care no more.
What's that?
What is it?
What is that?
What the goddamn gift is?
Pleasating, honestly, that's how I feel, man.
That's honestly how I feel, bro.
Oh, you take.
Sour.
Oh.
Okay.
All right.
Oh.
Also, there's hella, there's hella, hella videos on Kaizmine that is unreleased and that is staying unreleased until I feel like I can't do it because I'm not ready for a niggas to be on my dick again, okay?
All right. Um, it's just, it's just personal videos of me reading of me in the gym and of me, uh, working on my clothes and shit. Like it's personal documentation. All right.
Okay, I was a lamb. I'll be a lot of set
The greats of sour
We broke I was not clip on and broke. I was not performing it like the brakes are generally sour
And they taste good. You know, you think what's not sour?
You know your mouth to start watering like awesome shit
like your mouth just start watering and watering and watering and finally he explains the ooh
sour mouth. Sour great name. Honestly. Okay. Um, all right. Did he just say generally?
I gotta get serious for a little bit. Just for a tiny bit, okay? Okay. I'm gonna get serious
for a quick because Molly, I think this is the right thing to do to get some things off my chest
Yeah, all right
Okay, so everybody calm down everybody
Just chill just chill sometimes you got to have some serious moments on this bitch
Okay, and it's gonna be my last time addressing this oh no, and I'm not gonna address it anymore
Okay, cuz I want to do something like it's one of the right thing to do and I just want to get out the way
So it's off my consciousness. Okay. Okay. Talk to me guy
well
After I left y'all
Okay, I say after I left that, after I got off my Fiat 3, in December, you literally
seen my relationship literally explode in front of everybody on the internet, and I
hated it.
You want to know why I hated it?
it was the way I reacted to the way I like to the way we have broken up was
immature I'm honest I'm gonna be honest it was but I want to send a direct and
and straightforward apology to Gigi because she was in the innocent space in
bubble and all of these accusations that had came out and all these goddamn
narratives that came out and everything that got goddamn jacked it up was just
not true I literally I literally don't like what I did was because I didn't have
the time to defend her or defend her online and that damn you know like
defend her name online that's why I'm ready that's why I want to say I apologize
right now because like I don't know to this day that's fair little fucking
narratives that goddamn I oh she only got them two million dollars which is
It's crazy.
There was no, like, we had fell out
because of personal reasons behind the scenes,
and then once that shit goddamn happened,
it was just like toxic as fuck,
because she did not do anything outside of our relationship.
She did not do anything like that,
and I did not come forward to address that.
The sources that it came from was goddamn crazy, though.
Like, bro, y'all should have seen when we fell out,
my phone was grown up for all these goddamn random ass
names that I'm seeing.
I'm like, damn.
It's okay, Kai.
You know, and eventually the end of that play out,
how it played out, which I don't like how it like,
kind of like happened in front of everybody.
It's okay, Kai.
Yeah, I want to come over here and say apology to her
because you know-
W Kai, W Kai.
She was a best friend to me.
And I still got love for her,
even though we are not together.
And I don't, you know, she probably gonna see this or something.
But I'm not gonna sit here and act like, you know,
she wasn't sitting close to me, cause she was.
Okay. And I'm on maturity and I'm on positivity.
And that is something that you guys will never see me do again.
You know, and I would never cross my personal life
with my online life.
It just won't happen.
After that I see more I see more goddamn allegations game of shit with me and
Oh shit
Brianna and
Just weird fucking stuff. That was so weird, bro. And um, yeah, like
I just have to tell y'all to stop doing that, bro. Please wait doing that three like he's assistant
They just stop all the weird narratives that doesn't get turned on everybody around me. It's just very unfortunate, bro
Honestly, I didn't even know about that
I didn't even hear about those allegations
you know like
The way everything had gotten to me before this is what I'm saying like chat
Fucking crazy and the fact that I didn't step in to interfere with and it's what the internet does bro
They just spread narratives and twist shit. Why are you taking the time to do it now? It's because I knew time
Is this chair ripped? All right, so I need out of chill, okay on everybody
All right from here on out if you don't hear nothing coming out my mouth about anything do not believe it game
I promise y'all bro
Yes, true. It's here. I don't hear anything coming out my mouth do not believe it if I don't confirm anything
Do not believe it game. Yes, and Chad
I just want to say to
For the same thing for me if it does not come out of my mouth
Don't believe it if you hear it on the internet or in a comment or here and there don't believe it
Only believe what comes out of my mouth moving forward. Thank you
I agree with this guy I agree with this bro because the internet be spreading crazy narrative state a bunch of bullshit
It does not come out of my mouth do not believe it's time
Random kids and gentlemen
Boys and girls
You're not a trustworthy source streamer University
I did not pin that. The first thing that I want to do before we get into anything is
simply this. The dates? Class of 2025. Give me a fucking hug. Everybody. No, no, no, no,
Give me a hug class of 2025. Give me a fucking hug right now. Everybody get up. Everybody get up
I don't know who watch it but get up. So many of you told us it's a 50 get depreciated
Everybody class of 2025. Give me a hug. Give me a hug. Got you Kai. I got you
And I'm gonna say give me a hug for a reason, okay?
You guys believed in an idea
That at first everybody shitted on
from the small creators to the big creators,
you guys believed in an idea that I had
that a lot of people didn't really see the vision for,
but yeah I did, and I appreciate that, you know?
And I'm just so thankful for those who was a part of it.
Cause right now I'm about to confirm something
that I'm pretty sure nobody was, didn't know about.
What?
Streaming University is happening every goddamn year.
So as long as I am alive, as you won't be happening, 2027, 2028, 2029, 2029, I'm going
and getting bigger and better every single time, okay, yeah, shit.
Honestly
Y'all I didn't I never knew that this could be at this scale and I really have an emotional spot for just like pushing
Just helping people I've always been somebody who's just like just want to get us together, bro
Like I just love y'all I'm at a ride back another thousand on us to events of course today's and I see four days of just like greatness of
Just like people effortlessly making content
It just felt so good
You feel me? It just felt so good.
And it's saying that I really want to do it.
And I'm so excited to see what's about to happen.
OK?
Now, Drew, your error, in case you owe me a million.
Pablo, with the 25, get that place, you had it.
But I, my bad, didn't you?
Yeah, you be funny, the girl, girl.
Can you just go get one from the store?
My bad.
That's not the way to do it.
Pablo, thanks for the 25, get that.
I know!
So how do I know if this is real or not?
Yeah, I gotta stop.
You gotta stop!
Give me a kiss, guys.
You gotta stop!
Okay?
Alright?
So!
I said let's just get into it.
I think it's time.
It's time.
I waited long enough.
It's fucked.
Here we go!
Here we go!
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm very scared. I'm very, I ain't gonna lie. I am very scared game. I'm very scared, bro.
Who I get accepted? I'm nervous for y'all. I ain't gonna lie. I'm very nervous for y'all.
Here we go y'all!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Yeah, it's here, you know
Yeah
I'm not like the time of this
Yeah
Okay
I'm a master of treasure
Daddy forever
Why are we together?
Oh, shit!
They'll catch you together
They hate us so much it's a second thing
And that's a her wrong with the call
I said in my sack cause I wanna get you to the king
When we was a part of the scene
We used to be planning our Mexico trip in the spring
We must have been dealing with spur of the moment
Co-wider we think you could get us away
And beggin' my how you not home
And fuck it ain't home, Cody we threw him away
G-pop sent us to the room from Dago and next to you
We knew we was born for race
I just don't know who can relate
I just gon' take me a walk by the sea
Blue in the face, I put all the faces, it's blue in the safe, then you can't find me.
Students first.
Oh my...
Oh fuck, look, you expect me to play music by angle eyes the first time I'm playing music, I don't care, I don't care.
Everybody sit back, everybody relax.
It's that's how it's that's how I'm doing. Oh my god
It's that time. Let me just cut off
Put you on game
Okay, oh
My god
I'm in a really single game like this is weird
You're here, gang.
This way.
Oh my god, yes, yes, 2023.
You give me my god, 2023 comeback.
Yes.
Stop your honey shit, gang.
Stop your honey.
Wait, what does he talk about?
You always want to be honey, gang.
You are not, you are goddamn girl content
in two mans of Duke Dennis.
That's what you want.
You are two mans of Duke Dennis.
Really?
It's not a bad show.
Not a bad show.
Duke's right.
Yo, son of my A&P nigga, not real shit, gang.
I have a lot.
So let me go ahead and make something clear.
Maybe I do up here.
Woo, it's happening.
It's happening, okay?
Smear to the goal.
They sort of want how to get there, appreciate it, yeah?
Appreciate it.
This is the student board for class of 2026.
By the way, Chad, shout out to y'all.
We're about to hit 50K subs right now.
Let me explain to y'all and break down to y'all what is about to happen, okay?
Okay.
First.
Oh my god.
Y'all probably are wondering.
What is that?
What machine is this?
This machine.
You probably are wondering what is that?
What machine is this?
This machine
Produces
The students
Of twenty
Twenty
Six
Okay?
This machine
Whoa
It will produce and chunk out the 2026 students
Not only that
It will generate
And give us a little insight okay
Small creator
It's a big creator. Can it produce me whatever it is
It would tell me a
little insight
some facts some background whatever it is wait it talks petite blonde thanks for
the 50 get it pretty shit right now mods in YouTube and Twitch chat last year
the students had exclusive merch okay last year the students had exclusive merch
shush I turn ads off to this part of the stream fuck it I'm turning ads off
I
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I
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No, I'm not a Mr. Whole USA games
Yeah, it's pinned okay, but you guys will have the opportunity
To start signing up for the merch so in case you guys will like to go
I've never done I haven't been much in seven days in y'all. I haven't been much in seven days in but here you guys go
Okay, you guys can put your emails as follows you guys can get alerted for when the merch drops
Okay, the merch will drop for it. Yeah, I'm buying a merch. It is really good and well-priced
I'm not gonna lie like some good ass stuff. All right. You guys will see more of that on
Shipping University pages and stuff like that. If you guys I'm dead as mine ever never just dead ass tough, bro
And W kind of chat, bro
It will be up until now and we're probably gonna drop it in two days. I think we got the merchant like two days
It's not like that. I don't care. I'm small in it. I
I don't care
Yeah, would you guys buy merch if I drop some I got some real good ones
I'll make sure that you know design would be good and stuff like that cover once merch go ahead go crazy
Thank you and professors as you guys know though you guys will have exclusive things on campus for yourself
Okay, you guys will have exclusive merch whatever it is
But we're gonna accept it you guys will have a piece that is
Different from the world just like I did last year. Okay, but see
Yo, the weather's on my twitch pinning shit.
Like, this nigga is heavily, like,
this nigga's retired, he's blowing them on, bro.
Like, I keep, like, why am I doing that?
But, t, they shoulda fit me, get it.
All right?
What water are you drinking?
I wanna buy that water, cuz I'm drinking so.
What's up, are you ready?
You two chat, are you ready?
Is everybody locked in?
Is everybody good?
Gather your family, gather the popcorn.
Gather whatever y'all gotta gather, man.
Here we go.
Whatever you gotta gather man, it's about that time um twitch twitch chat
Or youtube chat make sure you guys pin the creator also on the streaming university website
It will start updating every time somebody is revealed what somebody is
Twitch and your social media information
on the streaming university website
Hold on, let's go ahead and appreciate the 50 gifted, okay?
All right, I want you guys to also know game, if you don't get accepted, it doesn't mean
anything.
Brothers and sisters, if you do not get accepted, it is okay, you won't know why it's okay
because you are a person who loves to create.
Facts.
Nothing should defy you.
Facts.
I will tell you, last year it was way easier selecting the students.
Then I, then I, did it.
That's what I wanted to get to appreciate it.
Then I did it.
Thank you for what I wanted to get to appreciate it.
Met the force.
That's what I wanted to get to appreciate it.
Okay.
All right.
I have to know.
Okay.
No more, no more something.
Guys, come on.
Stop.
All right.
Bonnie, stop.
Bonnie's the last one.
If I do not, I'm not to lock in.
If I don't, if I don't see your shit, it's over again.
It's over, game.
Okay?
The game's beginning.
More bindi with beast, lesbian history teacher,
reacts to Kai Sinead.
If you don't get in, it's okay.
I gotta refuse this,
cause you know, a lot of niggas about to hate me
after this weather.
No, I'm not Kai.
I'm not gonna hate you.
Niggas gonna hate me, game.
Okay, I can see the tip top.
Kai, Kai, if you don't accept me to show me university,
I'm not gonna get upset.
I'm not gonna hate you.
I'm not gonna get mad.
Okay?
I'm nervous bro, I'm nervous because I want everybody to come bro, that's why I'm so
nervous game.
Oh my god, here we go!
Oh my god, here we go!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Wait, what is going on?
Ah, is it going to blow up?
Is it ready is it ready
You're actually dead after
Oh my god, I got real. Oh my god, it just got real students have been selected
Wait, uh, kind of all kind of fall don't do it
Nice
Oh
This is good
Who's the first overall pick? Okay? I'm gonna leave the first batch of students right here because we will be revealing
Red Bull with a goddamn honey gifted
What the heck did I believe the student batch right there let it cool down. Okay, okay, but
We are introducing a new category today
As the students!
Uh-huh.
What's the new category?
The streaming university does not have a police department.
Oh my gosh!
Police!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's gonna go on the jail.
Just like that.
And listen.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You don't expand the school a little bit because now it's gonna expand.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Just like that
My god, oh my god
Cuz now we will have a whole police department
With your thing I gave him that idea
For the bad kids
That want to be bad, I'm gonna be a knock. I'm gonna be a snitch, okay?
Oh my god, is he not in that right now?
You ready?
And the first reveal is...
Cabus Police.
Cabus Police.
Oh
Oh
Okay
Okay
2026 oh, no
okay
Phantom and police. Oh, no, I'm assuming University 2026. Oh, no
Phantom has
His own police department
Okay
How you know
For 2026, we're starting out hot. Would you know every sergeant?
Needs his all right and all right you call it in all right
What does a sergeant need?
He needs a home monitor.
A sergeant needs his duo, not his duo.
His eyes and ears.
He's all right, his home monitor.
And every sergeant needs the deputy, the officer.
The partner in crime.
To make sure this shit is organized.
Make sure the holes are clean.
The shit goes through.
They don't want to get it.
And the second person, I forgot how to use it.
I can't do music like that, okay?
Look at it, Shaq's saying Lacey.
Look at it, Shaq's saying Lacey.
His choice, his Shaq's even saying Lacey.
That is going to be police with fandom.
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
Will be
Officer Walton.
I know Walton right now.
I know, I know, I know Walton, I know Walton,
Walton God of the shit.
Yeah.
I
Just realize we selected to
Walton
Will be
Campus police campus security everybody go follow him
What I want you to do is everybody please go follow the people, okay?
Everybody please go follow the people, okay?
Go show love to them.
See you guys, I'm up to date on the story line.
Did I start that with me, bro?
I'm on segue.
I went in there.
That was me, man.
That was me.
That was me.
That was me.
I don't know, bro. I don't know. I thought I had a great idea. I thought I brought the
energy. I thought I brought the... brought the segue. I brought the...
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I can't read that!
I cannot read that right now!
I can't read that!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh man!
Kenzie!
Okay, Chad, let's time it up for everybody.
Now listen, the whole punishment university is for you guys to buy new shoes.
Damn, bro.
Hey, shut up!
Shut up to, uh, shut up to Walton, bro.
Shut up to Walton and shut up to Phantom.
They're gonna be, I'm sure they're gonna make that shit mad entertaining.
Be great, great campus police, bro.
Dead ass.
Shout out to them.
Congratulations to them, man.
Um, but uh, it happens, bro.
You know, it happens.
It happens, bro.
It happens.
It does suck.
It does suck.
It does suck, but, um, shout out to them, man.
Shout out to them.
Oh my gosh, game.
That's the guy's game.
Damn, bro.
There's quite a few professors on this list.
Okay?
There's quite a few professors on this list
Okay
You came up with the idea I'm sure Kai thought of that idea before me bro
I'm sure Kai thought of the idea to have campus police before I went in there
I'm like he definitely like that's not like a fucking that's not like a groundbreaking idea, man
That's not a groundbreaking idea
My boo
No, no, no, no
No, just for the first one, fuck it
Oh
3-1 Belgium. Oh my God, this day couldn't get any worse, bro. This day this couldn't get any worse, bro. This day that has to get any worse, bro.
I just found out I didn't get accepted to streamer university.
Found out.
Applying for Mall Cop and two other people got it and now USA is about to lose to Belgium. Oh my God, today couldn't get any worse.
This has been the worst week of my life, bro. It's been the worst week of my life.
Like I'm just worthless, bro. I'm just worthless, bro
I'm literally my like my whole my whole life is just a fucking walking fart
I'm a walking fart
I'm a walking fart
What am I good for?
I'm literally just a I'm a snub bro. I'm a snub my whole life is a snub
After after this, we'll have a little intermission, okay?
The next professor is.
Let's go!
I got my head
No, I got it
Bad words, session, I be high for me
I be seated, state to seated, I be at it for me
If you broke me, you gon' see that I'd be livin' for you.
I can't feel my fuckin' face, I've been through half the talk.
We got Duke Dennis coming in at the two.
Okay?
At the three.
Maybe, maybe, maybe I get a little professor job.
I applied for both. I did apply for both.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
I applied for both.
Pin it as soon as you see it.
Okay.
Okay.
WCNM.
WCNM.
WCNM.
Senna!
Leave the gentleman!
Leave him!
Everybody, go ahead
and follow Senna, okay?
Come on, I'm not gonna lie, I have to go to the ER after this
because I'm so sick.
What the fuck?
Oh, she sparked while she was sick.
You see, that's that student university commitment.
She got damn sick if she still hear you muffle.
Okay, so everybody, everybody, everybody,
Sena has a class, you know?
Okay.
I'm actually happy that Sena is in this motherfucker.
Okay, next class.
Maybe me?
And obviously on doing orientation,
like last year, we were reviewing classes
that's confirmed and everything like that.
Okay.
Maybe me?
Next one.
Maybe me.
Yeah, I'll be a professor too.
Okay.
Maya.
Yes.
W. Maya.
Maya is awesome.
A professor.
Go ahead and pin her stuff, guys.
Go ahead and pin her stuff.
Maya is a really, really good professor.
She's not live currently.
But Maya does a lot of educational things.
But Maya is a great teacher.
She's a great teacher.
Go ahead and pin her stuff, guys.
Go ahead and pin her stuff.
Maya is a really, really good professor.
She's not live currently,
but Maya does a lot of educational things on...
W. Maya!
Animals and nature and just a lot of stuff.
It's the last thing nigga?
Oh, that's a hitter.
Oh, I'm about to say, come on.
Whoa, he look like we got there.
Look at him cursing, you know what I mean?
Oh man.
We don't even know how to get there.
But Maya, her application was amazing, you know?
She did it great and yeah, man, well deserved.
She's very educational with animals and stuff like that
and all that and all that, okay?
The next person for Schumer University 2026
It's Lacey.
Okay.
Okay.
Fairly small creator.
Okay.
But his application.
Yeah.
That's the point of streamer.
have small creators that's the point is very very good with tech not even a
small creator actually the only the Susie dragon has a lot of people my heart
is broken in I had so much like I had so much planned for it too even with my
I had so much I was gonna do
Okay, so the sushi dragon if you are seeing this welcome to see me university 2026 on this line of this kind of crazy
Already, but um, let's see who we got
three
two
Oh my god.
This is a stack lineup.
So, Ludwig is also a professor.
This is a stacked lineup, okay?
W, Ludwig in the chat.
W, Ludwig.
Maybe there's like a janitor profession,
a janitor position chat, janitor?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
W, Ludwig in the chat, spam W's chat,
spam W's, spam W's, spam W's, spam W's, spam W's.
Spinbubbies, dude.
YouTube y'all good?
I believe YouTube is good.
There is?
Oh my god, we have 300K on YouTube.
Go!
There's 300,000 people on YouTube.
Yo, what's up, YouTube?
How y'all doing?
Welcome to MGM.
I know it's been back there in four years,
and I've only streamed on Twitch, but now we're on both.
OK?
Twitch say hi to YouTube.
YouTube say hi to Twitch.
OK?
We got a lot of weekend in the building.
Now, second column.
I don't know.
OK, maybe me.
Maybe me.
Kaya Sanat.
Is that his sister?
This is my twin sister.
OK.
You guys have a class with her.
And if you guys are disrespecting
and you shape away your form, you're expelled instantly.
Okay, that's fair.
That's what I wanted to get the pretty shit,
but it can be anything, but I wanted to get the,
Kaya, she's chef.
She can cook, right?
Yeah, she's a chef.
Kind of put two and two together.
She can have a cooking class.
Not a bad show.
Not a bad show.
She's ready to go crazy.
And, you know, I mean, she's more on,
she's not, she's gonna have a twitch.
She's more on the YouTube side.
She's more on the YouTube side, okay?
So, Kias and that, yeah.
She's fire.
Next!
So that's all my sister.
Poo-dee is in the building, ladies and gentlemen.
I said Poo-dee is in the building!
I
Mods lacking. Oh a lot of y'all are shivering in your boots
This war spots
No, you putie puties funny puties funny
For the professor
Everybody everybody I used to watch putty on Aiden's e-dates, bro. Everybody go show love
Okay
What the fuck?
Do this shit, nigga!
Hold on!
When did Puddy get so sexy?
You know what I mean?
Wait, Puddy's jacked now!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
Puddy!
If I don't get in, never streaming again.
Wow!
We should have tested that, Jack.
32, what the hell?
Everybody follow PooDee so you never get some lure.
And stuff like this.
I don't know why this keeps going black on this screen,
but it's okay.
I'm going to fight through it.
Okay?
Next.
Maybe me?
Okie main!
Okie main!
Okie main!
Also a professor
Holy crap
that is a big poll
Pokemon is also a professor
Okay
Here we go. Y'all know Pokemon
Okay, I'm glad it's glad it's been it glad it's been it glad it's been it
Here we go
Maybe Lacey?
Yo, this was that lineup.
Maybe Lacey?
Adapt!
Yes!
W-Adapt!
Adapt?
Yes!
I thought it was not live.
Whoa.
What?
What?
Adapt is also a professor.
W-Adapt!
Okay, go ahead and pin a debt
Okay, adapt to somebody who I've been watching
for a long time now
You know I've always respected his stuff, you know, and um, I'm really proud of how far
He's come. You know that W and that has came core made it core made. It's as you
is now
Which at is professors the same as like like club directors or no?
You got two more spots left ladies and gentlemen, there's probably a separate plaque for for club
directors right Lacey Lacey come on I'll be a professor brother that's be a professor
I'm dead as be a professor
Lizzo
Okay
A professor, okay, if you don't know
Okay
application and bro she is ready to bring something to the table shout out
to Lizzo maybe a music class or something come on it's gotta be me me
Iran bro I'll be happy if it's wrong I'll be happy if it's wrong oh my god
you
you
you
you
you
I don't think I'm getting in, bro. I think it's cooked. I don't think it's cooked, bro
I'm not going to be cheating at your chat
Let's be fully honest. Would you have even went to streamer you with your leg? Yes. I bought a fucking electric scooter just in case I couldn't walk I
Was fully prepared to go on an electric scooter and still beat a home monitor. I
Would have went no matter what I
Did ask?
apply to be in a certain category
But didn't see your name in a certain category
category do not lose hope
We have placed you in a different category. Oh, we think it's best for you
Student University
Professor line up. Okay. There you go. Take your pictures. Take your pictures. Take your pictures. Take your pictures. Take your pictures
Not time for the intermission intermission. Oh my god. Yo chat. I believe a piece HL, bro. Y'all been shown
Fucking chat beat illusion. Oh good. Bye. Check. Good. Bye. Maybe I'll be maybe I'll be a lunch lady or some shit. I don't know
Yo, I should be doing that
Yo, I might be doing that though like once I'm like
Hey, rockwaters, how are they doing today?
Yo, click in the mission, Twitch, how you doing?
Twitch, are y'all okay?
How was that day?
YouTube, how are you guys doing?
Are y'all okay?
How was that day?
How was that day, Twitch and YouTube?
I hope you guys are okay.
I hope you guys are doing lovely.
We haven't even got to the reddit, you know?
There's three janitors, look at the mops.
Yeah, but I will bet money,
Rekha is one of the janitors.
I will bet money.
I would say it's private Kyra and
Tota that are janitors if I had
to guess, you know, he's made the
professor list.
What is that bro?
What?
What?
That looks good.
Is that water?
I'll take anything at this point.
I'll take anything at this point.
I'll take anything at this point.
I'll take it, bro.
Okay
Now listen last year I did not like
the job
Did who was in it last year? Who was in there last year?
Everything was over the place bro like niggas niggas niggas was not cleaning up for real
Niggas is beating up students all types of shit. That's such a that's a cat check. That's a cat
That's a cat people getting beat up
But I'm seeing all types. I'm taking the surveillance cameras. They're partying and all types of stuff. I did not like it
So I'm going to assign
this role
To certain individuals that need this shit spotless, bro
I
I did tell him I keep the halls clean, but it's not what I meant
The first
That will be cleaning
The campus
I'm not gonna get a song off your ass, cause I'm not, I'm not, this is not something
celebrate games.
It's your kind.
It's your kind.
I'm not celebrating.
It's your kind!
Oh my god, I, I, I!
Here we go!
That was a bone gun.
The first janitor to clean up the community if anyone attacks.
One, two, three.
This goddamn campus my bad my bad I'm trying to find a song to do to what happens
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like everything.
Oh my god.
The first janitor that will be cleaning is
I'm going to get this.
It let me force me in.
This is your last year, King.
What's happening to you?
And we need to go!
We need to go!
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you!
I
Well, I'm not so listen, I was held hostage, bro
I was held hostage game my mom literally forced me to involve one of my brother's game
I had to involve one of them check.
Oh.
Generally, game.
They literally forced me, game.
They'll be moms.
They'll be moms.
I'm not lying, bro.
When I'm on the campus, I'm Dean Sinat.
Everybody out there go follow my brother, Devonte Sinat.
Okay.
I'm so happy that he's actually ready.
He looked like he's ready.
He got the raid.
He got.
Hey, not gonna lie.
He spit it.
He spit it.
Okay.
All right.
Hey, not a lie. He spit it. He spit it
That's fair is about he played a role
still a chance chat there's still a chance bro there's still a chance bro
I
There's not there's really not a chance
So
It's coped! I'm not getting in!
I
Know they have what's that shit called chat? Well, they have buffs game they have buffs bro. They literally have buffs game
Maybe I'm the third check yeah, maybe I'm the third janitor you never know
The person who birthed us, like literally out of the same body,
has forced me to involve them.
And so I said, OK, they going to clean my shit up.
See what I've got, I don't give a fuck.
I'm not getting in, bro.
I'm not getting in, bro.
Oh my god, I wish I was campus police, dude.
Oh, that shit hurts, man.
My mom is calling me right now.
Yes, mom.
I cannot believe you.
What?
He went from student to janitor.
Didn't we have a conversation?
Didn't we have a conversation?
Didn't I tell you to get everybody in streamer
university?
Yeah, but they're in it.
He just got a clue.
OK, wait.
You did good with Taya.
You did good with Devonte, because that's what you wanted.
But Kevin was a streamer.
I'm about to come through the phone.
OK.
tell you mom listen mom listen oh shit yes he's got to clean shit up okay but you can still stream
yes he can stream you just gotta run by him in a curse yeah but but but he's not a student
okay listen mom he was a student last yeah the student last year but now he's a janitor
so he could be closer to his older brother so now they could actually like work and do good
You just clean up, but you know, they can still stream
They'll be bleeding a classroom clean the classroom. Yeah
That's
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, he stopped calling me.
I don't know why I'm going to.
So there's no way that you're gonna
try to become a student?
Ma, it's OK.
They said they would be anything.
So they're gonna know, they're gonna
sad that the warranty said that tie you
against everything they spoke on that day.
Ma, get up, son!
If you are listening, they are very disappointed.
They wanted to see Kello as a student.
And you demoted him.
And last year, he was like, you know, no more.
OK, OK, OK.
His dad's calling.
His dad is calling.
His dad is calling.
OK.
Hello?
Yo, Kai.
Yeah, you're a speaker.
Yeah, well, man, come on, man.
Kello, you got to know.
You know, his grade is in the best last year, you know?
So we have to be, you know?
So, you know, it's, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I gotta pee hold on I'll be right back
It's been a white song, white song
It's more of a discipline
You have to have that discipline
His mom is smiling out right now
His mom is smiling out right now
Yup
He's gonna be a good jitter though
Alright do what you're doing bro
Alright
Hello mom
Oh my god
Who's that?
Me
Come on
Me get that we get out there. So I clean the classrooms. I clean the bathrooms. I clean the toilets
I clean the hallways. I clean the PE class. I'll clean up. I'll clean every game
Well
What
It's not bad
I'm joking.
It's a joke.
Hello, you gonna retract?
You gonna retract?
You gonna find a new janitor?
Get the janitor from last year with the Vonsi.
What's his name again?
Ma, that's Shanaazer.
It's okay.
Ma, stop, Ma.
Ma, you...
Ma, I'm the dean!
Ma, I'm the dean!
I'm the dean!
I'm the Dean. I'm the Dean. No, I'm the Dean.
I don't care what is seen by the sea coming through.
No, you cannot come. I'm the Dean. I'm the Dean.
Look at what they want to tell us. Look at what they want.
Why is Camero's on the way out of Columbia?
Back home, he's...
Just listen.
Did he just come?
What the hell? It was Camero Ronaldo.
Okay. So, Camero is gonna be a student,
or I'm going to be at St. Louis University Gates.
Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, it underdains.
Mom, underdains.
Oh, mom, look, look at the chat.
Look at the chat.
OK, look at the chat, mom.
Wait, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom.
OK, we know that.
Answer Ron?
Mom, listen to me.
What did Ron say?
Look, look at mom, mom, wait, look at mom, mom, mom, mom,
mom, OK, all right, listen to me.
He called you?
Look how much people in the chat want to be generous.
Chat, if y'all would be accepted
to the University at the January A.K. Stream,
how many of y'all would want to be generous?
Oh, he called Ty?
I'm in a position.
Chat, I'm ordering Chipotle.
I'm in a position to be a generous.
Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma.
You got something to prove that.
No, me, me, okay, I'm out.
I got it.
You see your ass.
Chat, do I get carnita, chicken, or beef barboka?
Position.
Ma, ma, please, there's people waiting to see their names.
Okay, guys, guys, I'm sorry, guys, but Kai,
he just had a different decision on that.
Mom, generally it's not a bad thing.
That's the, okay.
Okay.
100% excellent.
Okay, thank you.
All right, have a good day, mom.
All right?
Yes, mom.
Um, so, you know what I mean?
Yeah, he's gonna have a good form.
Okay.
I'm very sorry.
I love you and I'm very proud of you.
I want to go back to the world and go back to the internet.
OK, yeah, thank you, mom.
OK, bye, love you.
Bye, love you.
Don't let me come to the ideas.
OK, yeah.
Get your uniform ready.
OK, mom, thank you.
Love you.
All right.
USA, you just got to lose.
Get the money.
I don't give a fuck.
All right, hey, I don't give a fuck.
I'm the dean.
I'm the father of the fuck.
Next.
Say that again.
You know
Ever bro
So worst day ever
Okay, wait now that means it's someone from last year
It's her car isn't it
Go ahead and subscribe.
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Okay?
Next time now, and I'm glad he got a clue he should have.
I don't give no fucks.
This is from the bottom of my heart.
Messing up every fucking time.
He ain't be doing shit.
Chris Astor.
Okay.
Stop.
Stop.
We're not getting in chat.
We're not getting in chat.
We're not getting in chat.
We're not getting in chat.
We're not getting in chat.
We don't care, dude.
He got him up.
Where the fuck is he at?
That's a squaw!
No!
No!
I'll take his spot.
He had the motion to take his spot Chris actually is fucking terrible at his job
As you guys can see in the trailers. He doesn't do shit bro. He needs to mop shit up honestly
He needs to clean shit up. We don't give a fuck any ball. So it actually does fit his character
You feel me? So I don't care. I really don't give a fuck
Come on, team! You are the goal! You are the goal! You are the game!
My God, are you gonna... Bro, USA can easily come back! Bro, it's only 3-1!
There's still time!
game. We've gone off the last
couple of weeks with this team
and this ride in this moment.
That hasn't changed. The scenes
we've seen around this country
and just for anything I've
ever seen. Four minutes to play
your heart out. Yeah, I know
there's going to be fans out
there. Players like me that this
is a familiar feeling come up
against the big boys.
From Europe at the round of 16 and it ends the way it did four years ago.
What are we doing?
Well, they'll concede another new conflict.
What are we-
Black Spare is running away.
BAM!
Has it taken so long?
The left foot doesn't want to hit it.
And then Reem's trying to backtrack to any chance of building a new...
Just an absolute disaster.
What are we doing?!
How do we lose four to one?
We look like crumbs. We shouldn't even have made it out of the group stage at this point. Oh
My god, this is not my country get this week as Jersey off of me
It's called football is a a is called football. Yo, it's called football. Yo, it's called football
Don't even put USA in the World Cup next time
for one to Belgium
I thought we were gonna be Spain and France. We can't even get past Belgium. I don't even know what country that is
Yeah, bro, hey, hey, see all the suit see on the Super Bowl, bro football is not meant
football is not meant for the US bro get this game off I'm done watching done watching
Bro, weak ass team weak ass team
Yeah, bro USA loses and now I get to watch Kai not accept me to streamer University just a great fucking day, isn't it great fucking day
Nigga, that's why you're based at shit.
We'll get the chat and say you're one of the
god damn janitors, nigga.
Say it.
Say it, man.
Hey, hey, hey, and I might just throw one
like an underwater from shit.
Best nigga to clean tight shit.
Yeah, best nigga to clean tight shit.
That's fine, man.
Yeah, yeah, bro.
I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do.
All right, get your ass out of here, game.
Good shit.
Make some example of a jumper.
Make sure you fold up.
Tell them in advance, y'all.
Y'all ain't talking about that group chat or some shit.
Uh-huh.
You know what they say.
Thank you so much for the opportunity, bro.
For sure.
For sure, game.
You're the best, bro.
You're the best.
Now we got three invested into the into the into the janitor department so now we have
three so now we get actually cleaning because two last year was crazy but now we got three
game so that's good right what's next janitors are a wrap clap it up for your
janitors game clap it up for your janitors all right that is all the janitors
the next category is
club directors
Maybe he moved me. Maybe he moved me to like a club director. You never know.
Last year, there was only classes and...
Is there a food club?
You know, students, professors, whatever it is, but this year, at the university, we have
invested into club directors, meaning that after the class, after a long day of class,
you get to your dorm, you unpack, you will have on a daily a cool club to look forward
to basketball too. God damn science slash engineering club, cheerleading club. And yeah,
there's a lot of clubs out there, you know. So, let's see. Marlon Deftly got in. Who the club
director the first I'm peeking the first club director is
the
the
the
the
great picks great picks that's what Nick does
oh my god oh my god I love you I love you I'm gonna show you a little bit of what
Nick does oh, I don't know if you remember, but he is goddamn insane
W Nick okay
You ready
Fuck the shit!
Hey!
Fuckin insane buddy!
That's a classic video.
I'm missing that video with statew's in the fucking chat dude.
Uhm... Yeah... Nick...
That'll be good Chad, that'll be good.
That'll be entertaining.
Hold on, hold on, hold on... Now Nick, do not...
throw any parties and get that shit.
Why's there a frat then!
Any parties or any of that shit...
Nick is pinned on the top of the pin.
Make sure you guys go ahead and y'all um follow Nick, okay?
Make sure y'all follow Nick
No parties Nick no fucking party
next club director is
Basketball team
We'll be getting out ready and we'll be lacing out up Lacey Lacey said Lacey so you got to understand it. You got to understand it, you know, and I think the basketball team will be really, really happy, you know,
and we'll be lacing y'all up.
Leave those shoes.
Lacy?
Lacy, he said lacy?
So you gotta understand it.
You gotta understand it.
You know, and I think the basketball team
gonna be really, really happy, you know?
I think, I think, I think, I think, I think.
Now listen, to anybody that's on the basketball team.
Maybe murder will be a shooting, you never know.
In school, look good, okay?
We're not a P3, we're not a goddamn D2.
We're D1, okay?
at the university is do one.
We are now incorporating real sports.
Wait, there's a football club?
Here we go.
The next club director is,
cheerleading is led by Markel Washington.
by Markel Washington
Okay, the cheerleading team is led by Markel Washington
Okay, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I love Markel. Yeah, they love Markel
the cheerleading team
Is led by Markel
Washington
Okay, so give me an S. Give me a give me a T. Give me a R. Give me a E. Give me a A. Give me an M.
Okay
Next
Club director is
Lethal shooter and Markel Washington are my favorite streamers
great people the film club led by
Oliver Cannon and Gibson Hazard okay now
you guys are probably wondering who
those guys are okay Eden has it isn't
that like a professional football player
these guys these are the guys I work
with hand-on-hand to come up with these great trailers.
It's Jimmy University.
It's good to be back.
Where's everybody at?
It's cool films.
Okay.
I am giving y'all the people that I use, okay?
So y'all can be hand-on-hand with them.
You know, they're really good at marketing.
They're good at a lot of stuff, okay?
Chat, so I'm going to give you guys
a little bit of a break.
They're really good at marketing. They're good at a lot of stuff. Okay chat. So Gibson Hazard and
And Oliver are that are the directors of the film club now, you know, does that not see me see on the paper?
They have helped me on every
on every trailer sets
Mafia time to
It didn't lock your time to my fifth. I'm not tweaking
She mean adversity every time that you guys are using the last two years like
So you guys will be able to see hand-on-hand on like how things are developed how the shots are it is
That says the legsy
It says the legsy on the paper
Paper!
There's a lot of people that want to pick.
Let's go!
That says LAC!
LACY, I see it!
Oh, it says, no it says,
Slite, science slash engineering with proto.
Who has made the remote control goddamn, uh, bed, who's made the automatic stuff that
put me through hell during my fifth on three, who also have run look, who also have made
Um
That's just
He's also the one who created
The machine it says Lacey
LAC why okay
the next person
Who is a club director?
Is...
My god.
Musical arts with the one and only Key Game.
Okay.
Motherfucking pain.
Musical arts!
LACY!
LACY!
LACY!
Hey! It's 2K Swimmin!
Ha ha!
I'm not screamin!
See ya pay!
You!
You'll be paid!
Shet, that's not an S! That's a C!
That's a C!
That's a C!
But anybody can go to studio
If anybody want to make songs
You know, we had an SU anthem last year.
The ones who were all fucking rapping
and going crazy, T-Pain would be there.
That's a scene!
That says Lacey!
Oh, God, it does!
Okay, here we go.
Second to last.
Here we go.
The next club director.
What club am I gonna be?
The debate club with Marcus King.
OK.
OK.
The debate club with Marcus King.
Now Marcus, go ahead and pin Marcus King.
Go ahead and pin Marcus.
I'll type it in.
OK.
Marcus King.
He's not live.
OK.
I think he's with agent, though.
He's killing it.
OK.
Shout out to him, bro.
Yeah!
Oh!
Go ahead and pin Marcus King.
I deadass got in!
That says Lacey!
Love!
When I tell you who this guy is, that says Lacey!
It's gonna save!
It's gonna save!
Home Monitor!
L-A-C-Y!
I see it!
The bait team has been revealed.
The musical arts team has been revealed.
The science and engineering team has been revealed.
been revealed the musical arts team has been revealed the sides and engineering
club and then you it says lacy have been revealed the cheerleading club have
been revealed
has been revealed it says lacy on it now this is this one last one
it's me oh my god he's doing a whole song for me too
What?
I would like to present something.
This is the Streamer University Scholarship full ride into another semester.
Last year we had to go through a lot of different people, we had to look through a lot of different
creators, and this scholarship is awarded to a creator who has came into streaming university,
it was able to develop and maintain what they, the, the, the notoriety or, or, or, or the attention they got and was able to expand it and was able to, God damn take it to the moon.
because my goal last year was to have one person's life change and this person has been put in
belts of fucking ass like every goddamn day like like i ain't gonna lie this person i'm proud i'm
proud um it's gotta be honest this person has took in a throne every time when there's something
that comes up about oh my god they need somebody who went to shimmy university and left
a different person and this will be something that is incorporated every
single year to so to my small creators I'm watching y'all extra okay alright I'm
proud of y'all you guys came in and those who left and maintain whatever you guys
maintain shout out to y'all and every year we'll be making this award for a
small creators to be able to come in and leave and go
Y Ladohino
okay
all right so without further ado
S U S U S U S U S.
University...
University...
Heyyyy!!
Well you better stop it!
YANA!!!
YES!
W YANA!
YANA, come to the front
YANA, come!
W YANA!
Yes! I told you, bro! I fucking told you, bro! It's me! Every time!
Bro, it's me! It's me! It's me! It's me!
I told you! Bro, Casey, baby, love you!
Love you, Liana! Love you, Liana!
Bro, that's me! That's me!
Yo! Bro, Liana! Bro, Liana came with the stream of you.
Thanks.
Look at her lore.
Yana came with the streaming review with the small amounts of fucking viewers game.
She wasn't even like peered up with a big roommate.
She wasn't really in the spotlight too much.
Not for real.
Like she was walking around with Tims and Jorts.
And she left streaming review and she was streaming on a PS4 game.
She was so committed she was streaming on a PS4.
And when she left streaming, left student PMPF course,
you got to upgrade and do different things
to expand her into a whole another level,
which I think in my opinion is crazy.
And then after, you know, I was like,
yo, let me get a present, this scholarship for you, Yana,
because whenever somebody asks me,
who came with the streamer, you small and let's be,
what, who's like this different after?
And it's Yana, bro.
Like Yana is in a fucking drinks party, like how?
Like what the fuck?
facts. facts. She blew up. She
everybody say, congratulations to
you. She hasn't got a
that you do not know. Wait
what? Okay. It says Lacey on
the bottom. Coming back to the
club right there. It says Lacey
on it. Y'all know, since you
are a full scholarship, we
thought it won't be a big
for you to lead.
Why's it say my name?
The Drama Club.
Why did it say?
It's a theater.
Okay?
No.
It's not.
Drama Club!
We're ready!
We're ready!
We're ready!
We're ready!
We're ready!
We're ready!
We're ready!
We're ready!
Bro, we're ready!
Bro, it deadass said my name on it though!
It said Lacey on the notepad!
That says Lacey on the card!
It says last?
We do have a unlockable side character.
I know you're like, oh my God, you're like, what is happening like there's so much new
stuff.
There is an unlockable side character for streamer you.
Okay.
Now this is a little bit, you know, wholesome to me.
This right here is wholesome to me right here
because I've been watching this person
for about like two years, like genuinely.
And it's so crazy because this person,
Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. This person didn't apply, y'all.
What? This person didn't apply. So it's actually an opportunity on the table just for this person.
This person has no clue. If they would like to come, they have wide open arms, okay?
It's a streamer who recently just tweeted like I'm so happy about streaming University
and
They said that they didn't feel like they had a spot
To do at your university as bad as they wanted to go
They felt as if they didn't have a spot
So wait did I treat this shit?
So
They were like they don't know that I treat this
Where they will fit in and all types of stuff and I actually watch this person is a small small creator
Oh, and she goes by the name of I Just Love Puzzles.
She will be the life-dating!
OK!
Now she got me wondering.
Hold on.
La bramian.
What you mean?
She won a Shriver Award.
We have created custom streaming university puzzles for her to do on campus
You can't go look how wholesome she is
Bro, you know, um, bro, she sits here and does puzzles literally.
Well, she sits here and does puzzles, bro all day.
So if you are a student on campus, sweetie, I would give it for the two
want to get the appreciate it.
Well, she sits here and does puzzles all day, bro.
She'd be in her own world and stuff like that.
So if you would like to stop by, I just love puzzles.
on campus while she's in the library guys you guys can go do that okay I want
to go do a puzzle with her
ladies and gentlemen
wow bro I didn't make it my heart's broken dude
I'm a piece of shit.
I'm a piece of shit.
The freak that I'm down, I ain't gonna kill.
I ride it by before I come alive.
I'm a piece of shit.
I'm a piece of shit.
I'm a piece of shit.
I'm a piece of shit.
I ain't felt like this in a long time.
I ain't felt like this in a long time.
We got the damn doctors.
We got the drug directors.
We got the, um, professors.
We got the um professors could be a student scholarship out the way. It's good Chad. It's good everything
Okay now listen I'm going to reiterate
I want to say something okay, if you do not get in it is okay
Hey gang, this shit doesn't revolve around, you know?
Bax, it's all good.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't just revolve around.
Um, the R.A. is a student.
If you don't get in, you don't get in.
But if you do, congratulations.
I love you guys.
And um, we are going to really, really, really lock in
with this also first.
streaming university is designed to help the discoverability of streamers who
put belt to ask year after year after year and it's hard to like thing this
limited amount because I wish everybody can just go no chill guilt that's what
if they get it I wish everybody go petite blonde model that's what if they get
it um and and yeah uh there is in person application people on this goddamn board
as uh as hectic as in person application was
people have got selected from there you know i sat there for nine hours in each city hoping
to talk to everybody but some of it showing on others you know and um hold on in person
Okay, so when there is a in-person application
Call it out. So don't worry. Oh, so I don't know
But pretty much in the chat, let's get this thing going on again. Wait, hold on
Pray more these pray movies
Let's get this thing going
Okay, yeah, what if he okay? I think I know what guys gonna do
He's gonna wait till the very end. He's gonna announce me announce me as the vice principal
I'm gonna be his right-hand man like the D like the vice dean
verse
You would know who these first five students are
They're a mockery time three
There was a golden ticket feature
So we're both certain random people who get selected to come
So, if you guys remember, the first five people are Golden Tickets, so that's who the people
are.
Who was it?
Let's see.
Let's see, the fire's going in ticket.
Who's won a spot?
What is my doordash you're doing bro?
Fucking useless, never mind it's just Drew that's useless.
Drew, can you please give me my food?
I'm so hungry bro, I need to stress eat.
You to the half of it?
Y'all good?
You to this good.
Y'all all look like one.
Y'all all look very locked in.
True!
It should be good.
Stu put the grill in my room.
What am I going to do with a grill in my room?
The first golden ticket of Streaming University,
20 20 20. 26.
It's.
McQueen.
Bro.
This is a fire.
I know, McQueen. I know your last.
What do you mean? You made it in.
Because of my fifth on three.
W. McQueen in the goddamn check.
W.A. McQueen.
W.A. McQueen, man. W.A. McQueen, man.
Wait, hold on. You can't even do this channel.
You better suck it.
Is this nigga a whistleblader or a twitch?
Goddamn!
Fucking mall cop shop.
The second!
So what if there's a...
Go and take it with her.
There's not.
There's still a whole lot of it.
There's not, bro.
It's over.
How do you know? How does it stay?
This is a $30,000 dollar girl bond.
So just be careful with it.
I ain't no...
I'm just gonna show you.
I thought he said a bunch of it.
I said a thousand dollars
Everybody show them love follow the entire roster so you are caught up today on what is going on
That's ankle, okay?
Jack, I just want to say, before Kai goes in to announcing the students fully, I want you to remember the point of Streamer University is to put on smaller streamers and smaller creators and try to give them an opportunity to display that they can create content.
So I don't want to see anybody saying who random this random that when he announces people because that is literally the entire point of Schremer University is for people who are smaller.
A lot of creators and students on the board.
So if you can reveal the state bar comes in.
Just know.
Okay.
What the hell.
But that's not what we want.
we want.
That's fucking cool!
You can send my name!
Slow sort of fire!
You are a voting ticket winner
from Mafia 3, man.
Congratulations, dude.
Congratulations, man.
I hope you are happy, dude.
Next!
All right.
tickets. Straight to the bank. Okay. You are in SU. You are in SU. Straight to the bank.
You are an SU.
All right, go to ticket winner.
All right, next and the final go to ticket winner.
Cool butterfly.
Okay.
What's for a why?
Shout out Cool Butterfly, man.
You are in SU Cool Butterfly.
Before wise, you are in SU.
Where's she at?
We gotta get you a new PC now!
Thank you.
Yeah, we gotta get you a new PC.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh yeah, we gotta get you a whole new setup.
Oh hell no.
Oh hell no.
We gotta get her a whole new setup.
What the fuck?
What's she sound like there?
And now, that is all
of
The golden tickets now.
The numbers are final.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Now, now it's brought up top.
Guys, it's brought up top.
It's how to say everybody who's been gifted.
It's how to say everybody who's done everything.
Okay.
I love y'all.
I'll be honest.
You know, andagon, just time people out.
Here we go. The first person.
Jeff, that'll be weird.
I won't survive.
Andagon, this isn't my normal viewers. I have three times my normal viewers.
Now I do what I want. Now I do what I want.
Now I do what I want. Now I do what I want.
now I do what I want
now I do what I want
now I do what I want
now I do what I want
everybody know I better
I'm playing!
it don't matter
fuck you, son of a
now I'm chasing mom
I've been watching that kid for a minute
he applied
Damion, you are in
streaming university
Damion
Baby
Okay, all right, he's having up
I said, man, I don't talk to you.
What is he?
What is he?
OK.
Here you go.
OK.
All right.
OK.
All right.
All right.
Day beyond.
Day beyond, you are officially in stream review.
OK?
Music is too loud?
OK.
I want you to lie.
Next segment.
But what if chat?
What if chat?
What was his SU?
I put this top, yeah?
Yeah, what if, bro?
The next person who is an SU, is it focus?
I don't know.
Three, two.
I was Tori I was Tori
Welcome to SU
Okay, I was Tori. I was Tori in streamer University
Sunny going crazy. Yeah, sure
Sorry
W. Jory W. Jory
Congratulations, Tori
What happened to her stream?
Oh my god, this is so I don't know bro. I don't know bro. This is so I'm just so happy like
Okay, here we go
The next person
That we are revealing
Chad, if Marvin wants to come up, I'm down, bro.
If Marvin wants to pull up, tell Marlin to come up here.
Office drummer!
Okay!
Office drummer!
Go ahead and pin him.
Office drummer.
Welcome to Streamer University.
Office drummer.
You're not even alive!
Open the door!
You are in...
...Streamy University.
Okay?
Alright.
The next person...
No.
Is...
...the next person.
No.
It is...
...the next person.
No, it's Mr. Keem!
Mr. Keem, how are you doing, Keem?
You are now at Stephen University.
Okay, Keem?
Okay.
Let's go Kyle!
I don't come from the fucking god!
Welcome back my boy!
You can go back to the fucking god!
My boy!
Let's go!
Let's go Kyle!
Let's go Kyle!
Let's go Kyle!
Let's go Kyle!
Oh, GG's.
Let's go Kyle!
Harlem said fuck you, he's not coming?
Hey, Mr. Keen, please.
Keen, hey, listen, if I need help with tech or anything, go to that nigga.
He a student.
But if you need help on the answers and all types of shit, go to that nigga, man.
Honestly, I ain't gonna lie.
Okay?
Why am I saying that as a deed?
Hold on.
Don't go to shit.
Don't go to shit.
Don't go to shit.
Wow again? What am I? Locked in game?
Set the rules of the tempo. Next!
We have, uh oh, this is an in-person exception.
Hold on!
This person is for NSU because I seen them in person perform.
Hold on!
that's the one this next person who is in streaming university is me juicy.jaco
i believe he applied for them to be a mascot too you can do whatever the fuck you want game we want
to be a mascot fucking juicy jaco you are now in streamer university
Oh
Oh, oh, oh, I'm growing it, oh, I'm growing it.
Oh, fuck.
What?
Hey bro, it's so crazy, if I didn't see you in person,
you would've been on it for it, but congratulations,
you are an in-person application exception.
Shout out to you.
Okay?
The last person on the first column!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, chat!
Oh my god!
I forgot!
Fuck!
I forgot!
The facts!
Yo, what the fuck?
I'm slow as shit!
Holy fuck!
Wow!
Okay, who are you?
Do you see, take a one, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Oh, this is my take forever!
Oh my god!
Oh my God, you are completely forgot.
Hold on, y'all.
I ain't gonna lie though.
This may take a lot of time to do.
Yeah.
Oh my God, come on, bro.
Hey, Jules C. Jacob, he was at an imposter auditions in LA.
No, but Justin look like different characters.
Both of us content about his Christian faith.
Was the Lorax at LA auditions.
Okay, Jake Future, thanks for the 50 gifted.
Prince Sheik.
All right.
The next portion is...
Yo, is Jake Future trying to donate
his way into streamer university?
The real Maya lies.
Go ahead and pin it, go ahead and pin it,
Go ahead and pin it, go ahead and pin it,
go ahead and pin it, go ahead and pin it.
Go ahead and pin it.
Go ahead and pin it.
The real Maya live, is she live right now?
We about to see, she is not live right now.
The real Maya, she was literally streaming three hours ago
and she's literally missing it right now.
Wow Maya, really Maya, wow.
But let's see about Maya.
Let's see an interesting fact about Maya.
Chad, these are facts we have to put together.
You're not getting accepted. I know buddy. You don't gotta fucking tell me twice. I fucking know
When do you want to play I?
Think all the hate XQC spread on Lacey really affected his chances. I'm not gonna lie
I'm actually going to have to agree with that.
The unnecessary and relentless bullying,
and it's not even hate,
it's just bullying at this point
that XQC has continued to do to me,
not only has it affected my chances,
but it also affected my mental health a lot.
XQC is just a big bully who bullies the little guy.
And he's just, I don't know, bro.
I think XQC really affected my chances
Industry and University bro.
Me going crazy!
I'm gonna go up.
There's nox!
I
I don't know how long it takes though. That's a thing, Klicks.
Congratulations to Queen Nigel.
Klicks, you might have to... depends on Lung.
I mean, she had real estate, I'm not getting in.
She is now...
Is she Nigerian or some shit?
Niger?
She might be Nigerian. I ain't no big Queen Nigerian.
Belle, you're Queen.
One fact's about Queen.
Okay.
Here we go.
Queen Nigel, she's from Michigan.
She's been making content for over a decade.
She has over a billion streams on her music.
And she almost dropped out of high school
her senior year, y'all.
Damn, damn.
Okay?
The next person is...
you. Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
You are in. She's from. Yeah.
Is it a crazy take to say he
could peel back one of those
slips and it says core on it.
W. Kiara. Yes, sir. Kiara, South Day. W. Kiara. Next.
The next student for Scheme University, 2026, it's
fucking Josh with a V.
Can you guys see from there, check?
Effing Josh.
I mean, I didn't mean to curse.
Effing Josh.
Y'all have 200K viewers combined.
Y'all are not getting in.
Did Luke apply?
Yeah, I don't know why Luke didn't apply.
No, we didn't no
Did why did he post his application anywhere just made the cut
He's primarily a tiktok and instagram creator and he is also a
Skater
Okay, he's a stater. He loves to skate. Yeah, he loves to skate
He's spent kick you don't kick
Oh, he's a kick in the kitchen. He's a kitchen. Okay first picture. All right. I
Think I knew he was okay. The next student
Tiana Musarra.
Oh.
Go ahead and put it.
Tiana Musarra.
Tiana Musarra.
Uh oh.
Ega!
Tiana Musarra.
How are they going to get in?
Oh my God! Thank you, God! Thank you, God!
Oh my God!
Ahhhh!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Where is she going? Oh my God! Oh my God!
I'm gonna fucking hold him back.
Oh my God! Thank you, God!
Tiana is in!
Oh my God!
W Tiana.
W Tiana.
Everybody show love to Tiana.
Musara.
Okay?
Okay next what we got
She the real streamer you know what are y'all saying bro you guys need help
Okay
Started making content over seven years ago. She does fitness. I can now I need dessert
II and gaming content on twitch
The next person up
M-W-K-I-U
Monkey
Monkey
You not in...
Streamer
You not in...
You not in...
You're not in the...
Wait a second, I want to watch...
No!
No!
It's a fucking way!
It's a fucking way!
No!
It's a fucking way!
It's a fucking way!
It's a fucking way!
Okay
I loved you, Thank you, thank you.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What about you, Mookie?
Huey, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I love you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I can't, I can't.
I can't.
Let's go.
Two years guys
She basically for over. Yo, Jamie. Thank you for a pop gift in David box
next
Honestly, I do not support this person's artwork
Do I support I don't I don't support this person's abuse on something
What?
That is forbidden from Schumer University and this person be wilding when it comes to,
you know, abusing this, you know, um, the threat to be wilding, okay?
Wait, what?
And I don't condone it.
But let's see what this person has.
Let's see what he, let's see what this person has.
Oh, she, it's a she.
Oh
Okay, and look at this, her banner AI,
her starter soonest AI, man, what the, she be on chat.
God, you see, you have to re-evaluate her spot,
because she's awesome, but her application was crazy though.
Sky Jackson, welcome to Shimmer University.
Ballad.
We will be teaching you how to not use AI.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, all right.
W's
So many snacks
What is this? Turkish candy!
Candy
Suki mellow
Suki mellow
Suki mellow
Wait, you know what I've realized
every person almost that Kai has picked in the last 10 to 15 people have all been
from New York City. So Kai might be going in order from New York City auditions
to LA auditions, which means I would be next.
What?
Not bad.
Shout out to Suki Mello.
Shout out to Suki Mello.
Shout out to Suki Mello.
Shout out to Suki Mello.
Shout out to Suki Mello.
Here's some fun facts about Suki Mello.
Okay, I go out I go out these small creators. They hold me chat I go out
We really really evaluated the small creators, and I'm not gonna lie chat
They are very hungry
Okay, she's from Texas to she's four times a week for a year straight. No, I'm both desktop and
I already she's also
I'm hungry.
I'm looking forward to your cosplay.
I'm looking forward to your cosplay, Suki.
Okay, next.
Lacey.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
Lacey!
Benji!
Chavez!
Benji!
Chavez!
Benji!
Chavez!
You haven't stopped chewing for an hour?
Welcome to SU.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, hey, there.
Hey!
Hey, Jackie!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
This shit was lowkey fat though.
Welcome to ASU 2026.
Okay.
The next question that we have.
Why would he act like his ass was not low-key fat?
Come on, go back. See, I know I was forgetting something. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Benji. I'm sorry, Benji. I'm sorry, Benji.
I'm sorry, Benji. Hold on.
It's a little hot in here. Oh, yeah. Air turned off. Nice.
Mexican? He started as a TikTok live streamer, used to stream from his roof.
What?
Huh?
And he's offered to be Kai's personal Spanish translator on campus.
So you want to teach me a different language.
Bet.
Spanish translator, okay, bet.
Okay, so he wants to translate a lot of stuff.
Okay, here we go.
The next person- Stop stress eating, fuck you.
I'm having a little snack.
in
sketch sketch sketch sketch sketch sketch sketch sketch sketch sketch is not right now sketch
doesn't sketch you are in extremely university is he gonna go okay what's up mother
I mean if sketch applied
No, he doesn't really
He doesn't really stream much, but hey, maybe it may be streamer
You will spark like a fire for sketch to start streaming again
We have
Mya Nicole Live. Mya Nicole Live. Mya Nicole Live. She is in it. This is streaming.
Yo, Clicks, we still here in Broglie's!
like yo frost what are you saying
I'm going to be a little bit
more. Let's read these
facts, y'all. Oh, shit.
It's all right. You know, we
have some Wi-Fi on cameras.
Don't worry about that. All
right.
My in the cold. Yeah, not
alive. Yeah, y'all say it. Oh,
everybody's just screaming.
Loud equals funny.
screaming cool slash kids content that's fire and the last name for streaming
university 2026 second column is
He is an in-person application.
Viliant!
We're in the under score streams.
Wait, that was like an hour.
You were able to get in.
Okay, let's go ahead and pill it.
Let's go ahead and pill it.
Can we play four more hours?
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
120 names on the board. He's got 100 names left. He's doing two minutes a name that equals
three hours and 20 minutes. Like, and then I just have like, like this kid, Hunter Viking.
Why are you eating so much? I'm not being mean just wondering. Like, what do you mean?
Why am I eating so much? Brother, like, all I did was have a chipotle bowl and a couple
pieces of candy. That's normal.
What the fuck?
Hey, I don't know.
Alright. Who next?
81 degrees!
Oh, it's a good one.
This is a good one.
The next person who is at streaming university is...
How is my shit at 81?
RUDIK!
TV!
The W Runic! The W Runic!
Hold on. Put him down. Let me see him.
Pin it, pin it, pin it.
Runic.
Oh my God.
Chad, do I just...
Do I just hop on the floor, Chad?
Wait, I got a question.
Do y'all think they knew before him that they were getting accepted or no?
No
No, some people actually just make real content unlike you.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha have fun watching streamer you at home while my king Marlin is there
Yeah, I'm three, bro
He's been making content for almost a decade
He said he's going to be breaking all the rules boy what
That's why you need a home monitor guy, so I need a fucking home monitor guy
I
Order us some food low-key it's over for us. Let's shut out. Yo Marlin just had a boy. It's a poll egg. I'm mad candy up here
Whatever you want to do brother. We could throw some shit on the grill too. I got a grill up in my room now
Shit's over buddy. No Marlin. Can you explain to me why M3's in my chat right now?
Marlin
Wait, is Marlin still here?
Yo Marlin explains to me why M3's in my chat right now. Hold on. Let me find a message. Let me know. Someone's gonna show me the message.
Where is it, bro? Where is it?
What was the dude's name?
It's pinned haha have fun watching streamer you at home while my King Marlin is there
Okay.
Haskell come to the front.
Haskell come to the front.
Haskell come to the front.
Haskell, okay.
Haskell come to the front.
Go ahead and pin it.
Is he live?
Go ahead and pin it!
Ask it, what the fuck?
Cool, I don't even give a fucking shit.
Ask it, what the fuck?
Cool, I don't even give a fucking shit.
What?
Cool, I don't even give a fucking shit.
Guys and that, I just want to say thank you for the opportunity.
I'm really appreciative of this opportunity. Thank you. I will be attending Schumer University
he's from Texas he's been making content since he was in the fifth grade he
probably made he primarily makes tiktok Instagram and YouTube content was at LA
for in-person applications that is why oh my god all I do is eat bro okay 24 names
have been revealed um it is now time yo Twizzler's got to sponsor me at this
point get into the next set of names okay here we go y'all here we go hold
on okay here we go y'all are y'all ready here we go all right this next batch
Yeah, why do I not lose weight fast?
The drake?
Okay.
What?
you
you
you
you
you
He eventually says damn it's hot in here why so hot in here watch cuz it's a fucking son
That's 83 degrees
we have a lot of players that
are in the empire. It's how I
say everybody in this chat
right now, bro. W okay. Here
we go. Can you be a whole
monitor when you can't monitor
your own weight? The next name
is here. Here we go. The next
student who was like like you
guys just have to you guys have
to kick me. You want to kick
She's not live.
Ava is not live.
W Ava.
Ava Zura.
W. Ava. Ava Zura. Okay. Pin Ava Zura. Pin Ava Zura. Ava Zura is now a university. Fun facts about Ava. Okay.
I think the teachers have a different chart.
I
Oh
Chatting content on Twitch also used to play cosplay
W. Ava Zuna everybody say W. Ava in the channel you want to monitor hauls you can't monitor your weight
Hey, buddy. How about you take my dick and you take it out of your mouth you fucking asshole talk about monitoring weight I
Don't need to be I don't need to monitor my weight to monitor hauls
you. You've been eating for
two hours you know I can't
distract my god. I've had the
I like like today's been a bad
day and you all just want to
rage me the whole time. You're
on a whole other board it can't
fit you on this one okay you're
I'm just getting bullied this whole time. Oh, yeah
Getting full fucking bullied others saying how you gonna monitor halls if you couldn't monitor your own weight. Oh
Wow, they need a separate board for me because I'm too fat to fit on this. Yeah, that is my size
I kind of optimistic a little bit
what the fuck is going on?
wake up leave me here Eddie
wake up leave me here Eddie
Shadow this is audio finally I wanna
run on desktop
wake up leave me here Eddie
oh my god
oh to sink up
I'll get a sink on that
wait my Chad?
I'm fine bro
there's definitely some food left in here
come here
why is Saturday house right?
stay where you are
what do you want to eat?
what's wrong with this?
What the fuck is that a piece of fucking chicken and some rice?
Yes!
Can I please just do you a hug?
Come here, I want you to put a hug on your bed.
Wait, so like, what's being a thought process about this whole shit?
Thought process?
Yeah, like, thought the whole shit.
Um, I mean, honestly, I, it was, it's been rough for me because I was defeated from the jump.
Like, I went in there and I pitched a guy, hey, you need a mall cop.
Yeah.
You need an RA you need a hall monitor. He was like, oh
Yes, that's a good idea. I'm a model. I'm
I'm gonna say something for the chat too
So we're like in the currency and bro all of a sudden they start thinking on the spot like them
Maybe I get a fucking segue even like delivered to me while on the spot. You know, I'm saying so we've had to put some strings
Yeah, I got that shit like that's what you said to the
to the to the vet and
then
Well, yeah, he was like he's like I'm gonna put you as a maybe because you had that idea
Thanks, and then I mean bro. Let's go. I could put as a maybe go bro
Oh, no, I came in there bro. I personally didn't nobody really pissed before you know me and had a good speech and everything
I came dressed up. I used to have a chance. You saw the chance, but for me
It's like I don't think so. I'm right for my my thing that I applied for right off the rib
It was like taking out taking a life out of me. I know the people got it
I mean the brotherless balance. I had to come to the club shit, too
Or the professor I was thinking I'm saying yeah, Jim so I'm
Fucked here, buddy fucking watching from the couch. Yeah, I think so, too
They were watching from the couch is my little watch party going on
Acting like we're in it and I just got accepted Jason's fucking dad Bob. Wow. Then my baby box got fucking accepted
I'm out of twizzlers
I'm just
Make a little water
The water
You're not your car!
Bag of candy!
Bag of candy!
Bag of candy!
Bag of candy!
Bag of candy!
Bag of candy!
Bag of candy!
Bag of candy!
Hey, where'd you get that from?
Huh?
Where'd you get that from?
It's got a little bag of candy.
A little bag of candy?
Okay.
Here's your water, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate it.
I'll take some.
That was low-key.
Low-key.
I know.
Guys, can you have a C&A?
The only one we got.
We got it!
Hey, don't worry.
You heard him?
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Is this a mukbang stream?
What do we got here?
You're too black out the most, dude.
You're too black out the most.
You're too black out the most.
Jamie.
What do we got here?
I got some twizzlers for you, too.
I've been snacking on two. I've had like two twizzlers.
I'm not glad you got a drill outside.
I've got a drill outside.
Are you fucking serious?
That's what it's all about.
Shut the fuck up.
What she does, for paying everything.
When the fuck did that?
I'll sit when you're bugging this morning.
Just put it out there today.
Oh, you did?
Hell yeah. I had two twizzlers.
I might've thought it was the Brooks on the fucking grill.
You can do what I have now.
No, I'm kidding.
You can do what I have now.
Whatever you do!
The other guy fucking is down!
Please, August!
Please.
You too, honey?
No fact about stress?
You too, honey.
Why'd he just go with it?
He's more than a coach.
Yeah, I fucking wish, buddy.
You know what I do?
You fucking hear it?
Guys, I'm down to make some food.
You too?
It's more in the coach. Yeah, fucking with buddy. I do
I'm down to make some food
Maybe throw the stream university little corner. Have a happy little
Something like a hammers on the ground for this sad ass fucking day. I did have
And and USA laws, it's like
Here you want some chips?
Oh
You know the worst part is I'm genuinely sitting here full screen myself looking up I look fat like I look like I'm getting way
Bro, I just been in a wheelchair stuck can't work out can't go to the gym been eating fucking $18,000
I'm there. He's getting fat
I'm just discussing with myself. Oh
Oh
Senator Washington fucking hoping for fucking dreams. Okay. You click made her's caught it back. This is fat and fat
You're a walking vending machine
I
Hold on
I had a good application
Swinging though swinging you must say good with my segue swinging. I was swing with my segue
It's all
My god
Oh my god
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
Now he's kicked the intro!
What is he doing?
Hey, I like him bro, Chata. He's looking for trouble.
What is he doing?
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
Not a lie.
What the hell was that?
What the hell?
He was just trying to trick us as he was about to.
What's wrong with you?
I'm not gonna let you know this is Chata.
What is wrong with you?
I'm gonna just smoke the paint all over.
Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. I ain't got nothing left to skip on.
Hey!
Well, I hope you're talking about that.
Now, he's a life-generating consumer,
created from Georgia,
known for his state-care mindset,
bringing positivity to some of his accused.
Okay. Holy shit.
The next one is...
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Yeah?
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
No, no, I want to ask our chat this question real quick.
Yeah.
Yo, Chad, do you have your question?
When his chat was straight up, I want to come to Lacey and Marla University.
Like I just can't even take myself, I'm literally a joke.
I can't even take myself serious.
I'm actually just a w- I actually feel like, bro, I'm such a like-
Yeah, say it, bro. Say it. Say it.
I'm like a loser.
What do I do?
My whole entire career is just a fucking crumb.
Both Sabathons never won an award.
Streamer awards didn't win an award.
Streamed 250 hours a month.
I'm a walking snub, bro.
I'm literally like, I'm just a fuck, I'm a fart.
I'm going in gray.
What the fuck?
Hold on.
You're going to stop pinning shit on my account.
Whoever's on my Twitch pinning shit stop me.
You should have tried to be the planet Earth.
I don't even know what that means.
Watch, check, and attend to the teacher.
This actually might take a long time.
Long time?
Hard to remember.
Actually, my...
No trouble.
I don't even know if I'm going to sit doing this whole thing.
I can't believe you're there or not.
I'd like to be on the front.
If she gets accepted, she will finally get a new wig.
She'll surely go get a new wig.
I'm going to...
Next person!
Here we go.
Blackbird.
Two, one.
Taylor.
Jasmin, Taylor Jasmin, Taylor Jasmin, Taylor Jasmin.
Welcome to S-226.
Taylor Jasmin.
I don't know!
Which one got in?
I don't know!
W.
Her.
She's from Georgia.
Mind your own poison on.
Okay.
Oh no,
do become like realistically
at his rate someone to the mat it's been like an hour or something to do two
line it's going to be another three hours.
Yeah.
Tell me three and a half hours.
My guess my guess I will say probably I was stomachy for some reason that I have spines shit too
We didn't even get to watch a football game today
Mario saying some reason son
Okay, the big ant a big egg on him
Big
I
Yeah, we could just
Grouping it is from Lyc. He's the first gay drill rapper.
Okay.
Oh my god, this smells so good.
This smells awful, bro.
Can I have a little bit of that?
You said maybe need a little bit?
Babe, I'm just going to, no, it's fine, it's fine.
He's not going to be top snitch, though.
He did say he's going to be top snitch.
Wait, hold on.
Oh my God, guys, guys, this is still not fast.
How is he at $60,000 for coming?
All right, next.
Bobby, yo, whoever's paying me, thank you so much.
I'm bad, I'm just trying to show love to everybody, okay?
I
Brother's calling me. Yo, what's up Luke?
Actually
I will hey, I hope you I hope you guys clean them
About a guy set the destroyer University right here watch this piece
Come on now. Oh god. Oh god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's gonna be silky
It's still key. Oh, it's okay
wait, so
Cocoa!
Wait, it got to me!
Wait, it is! It is! It is! It is! It is! It is! It is! It is! I know it! I know it!
I'm finished!
Silk!
I'm going to die! I'm going to die!
Silk!
Silkie, I'm coming!
I can't even celebrate with the guys, man!
I can't even celebrate with the guys!
I can't even celebrate with the guys, man!
Congratulations.
Congrats, Silky.
We're going to Striver U.
We're going whoa.
Okay, it's not for me.
What's that about Suzy?
Suzy is from Brooklyn, New York.
Only funny I didn't know.
I tried to get down there, bro, but
please play here.
Get over one million followers on Twitch.
Oh, shit.
And he is in that group, of course.
Okay, okay, wait court, okay, so course up next
I gotta be a little juice juice. I think you're getting in buddy
Yeah
Fuck yeah, so let's fucking go man the millennia's of course got in let's go
be fresh they say no can you move this game you don't know that I've
there's no face I have to take time to load it's gonna take a while you know
Yeah, be honest you think me you're marlin get it in yes or no, I'd be honest. I'd be honest. So what's the odds?
I'm gonna I gotta get a hoodie brother chassis me and secure
There we go, we got it working, it's working!
W Tech in the chat, W Tech in the chat, it is working.
It is working.
Look at this, holy shit.
All right.
That was fucking sad, you two, it's like.
Okay.
The next person that is making a wish from the university
is...
Okay.
Wow. Wow.
Wow. Wow.
You know,
Granny tits.
I think you're on this list.
You think so?
You know what I think your name is?
Right here.
Right here.
Okay.
Is he not right now?
He made it in!
Get me your presentation application, y'all.
Okay?
We got a lot of cosplayers in here.
Chef, we have a lot of cosplayers in here.
Holy shit.
Come and copy with the tank if you're appreciating.
Alright? Next!
Who's Joe from Family Guy?
Oh, it's the good one!
You do like Joe, bro.
Well, I don't know if he likes this one. He likes this one
New column
W you
I like when it's people like me.
Yeah, I pissed myself.
Damn.
Damn.
W. Euston, man.
Damn.
W. Euston.
Damn.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Nets.
Good.
You guys are fucking good.
There you go.
Great.
Reed Pind?
Guys, stop calling Lacey Fad.
Nets.
He's fit.
Stop making fun of him.
Nets.
It's not nice.
My eyes got blurred for a second.
I thought there was a marshmallow on top, right?
Nets.
I
Yeah, it's good this way can you bring it up to me?
Yeah, actually, go right now.
Thanks, bro.
How's it going?
Is it going to go up there or something?
It's going to go up there or what?
Three, two, one.
The next to me is...
Come on.
Okay.
Wait, Alina Meg is still in the main.
Oh, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Yo, that's been serious.
Oh
Hey, that's not lacy bang not a bad show not a bad show
That's pretty sweet man
W names
W fucking names, okay
Next
Of course, of course
Well, let me go ahead and introduce you to somebody.
Why don't you see me coming, baby?
You?
Why don't you see me coming, baby?
How do you take her car, you know?
Me and my, somebody?
My movie?
La la la la la, I wait till I get my money right
I have a drug to buy my way to heaven
When I woke up sleeping on a medius
I told God I'd be back to this city
It's so hard to make a promise
To hold the munch to give me my chest to
Get a rest and ask me to send you the message
I feel a question on the ground
Okay, it is a
A full squad of AMP in this muddle squad
Maybe whole squad of Cork Hacks
Whole squad of Cork Hacks
Whole squad of Cork Hacks, not a bad shot off man
I mean chat chat let's like let's be completely honest bro y'all can say whatever you want
But if I was if I had sure me university everybody is gonna be there like come on
I did that shot I did I'm gonna go I did it more I did that shot
The next person is...
Oh my god, I'm so pissed.
Oh my god, dude.
Marlena!
I did have to start, Liz.
I thought I said Marlena.
I thought for a second you said Marlena.
Marlena!
What are you fucking doing?
I thought I said Marlena, bruh.
Throw!
I
Thought that she said Marlin
I
Did ask on that she said Marlin bro look at that from here don't tell us miss a lot Marlin are you fucking serious?
Well, that's like fucking holding up my boss
Marlin bro, oh no
And that makes it to you. You are now issued.
Bro, you all know what the problem is?
I didn't even apply to be a student.
Brother, me neither.
But I don't think none of us did.
But Silky made.
So it was only one.
Exactly.
And Silky got a student.
That's why I don't think it's even possible.
But bro, I'm not going to lie.
I thought it was way more professors.
Like way more.
Oh, something's wrong with my stuff.
I'm just giving you an amazing 2026.
Six, eight.
Amber, Tyson!
Okay, Amber, Tyson.
Oh my God, it smells.
Hmm.
Oh my God!
Oh my gosh.
Come on, Chet!
Hey, Chet!
Knock it off!
Hey, I'm going to be honest, Mark, Mark, I'm feeling this next row, I'm really feeling
this next row.
to be one of us because Ron didn't apply to be anything specific.
So she might cry, and, uh, she just did it every fucking day!
Bro, she streams every day.
It's actually crazy.
So, um, let's advertise, okay?
My bad, I gotta hurry.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay, okay, okay.
Next person is...
Hey, Edward!
Edward Gessa!
Edward!
Edward Gessa!
Let's go!
W.Edward!
Hey, W.Edward!
I'm going to get you.
Are you talking serious?
Edward Caso.
Yeah, I don't really know that.
Hold on.
The next person.
He's gonna be wrong. I'm calling. I'm calling.
There's Antoine Micah?
Wait, they're dating?
They're dating?
Oh, they're married?
Oh, they're married?
USA Gold, die.
We're getting married!
We're getting married!
We're getting married!
Legend!
Hey!
We're getting married!
We're getting married!
We're getting married!
Legendary son
I feel it I feel at least yeah, I feel right here. This is you rare
I
Shot and he sounds familiar
Don't know why I should so see
Oh
Shit
Don't keep calling me.
It's quick.
Wait, actually.
Wait, what would you?
I'm literally.
I'm over, I'm over.
Let me get her, let me get her, get in.
Oh my God, I got an upgrade!
I got an upgrade!
Wait, that's no key tough.
Wait, it's actually tough, right?
No way.
Again, you don't gotta use none of your, like,
carefulness, man.
I GOT AN ALBREED!
Oh, thank you. Oh my.
Hey, good job, Alex.
How much was it, Jens?
That was 100.
That's not bad.
Oh, well.
Wait, did you like charge it and stuff?
Yeah, it sounds to me like I'm like...
Has no battery in it? I think there's a fault?
Yeah, that's right.
So, I was like, someone's in a grocery store, and they were like...
I'm telling you, I feel Iran so crazy chat, I promise you he's going to see me, he's
going to see me.
So crazy chat. I promise he's gonna be on our own. Yeah
Come on just be one of us man
Just be one of us man, it is it is it is this I know this bro
Okay, okay, CJ. Okay. I recognize that. Who's that again?
Two X, CJ. Is he live? Is he live?
Two X, CJ. Is he live? No, he's not. He's not live.
If you all right though, Lise, if Ron gets paid, he's going to play payphone.
I know.
Oh my god, new role!
New role, focus!
I feel this, I feel this, I feel this, I feel this.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay
What is that
That's your sound okay?
That's your sound?
That's your sound?
Okay.
That's a little crazy.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
That's your wanna do it?
What now?
Matt, I'm gonna watch one of your songs on the bar.
Three, two, one, and let's do it.
What is he waiting for right there to think?
He's, he's...
Can I talk to someone in the air or something?
No, no, no.
He's reading who the name is.
to see if she's gonna do something before I play the sound.
Ah, I see.
It's now in FU.
Did she fuck around with her?
She is lying.
Oh, she's a girl.
Oh, is he?
I don't know her.
Bodybuilder?
Oh!
She's cool.
I fuck with her.
I don't know her.
I saw her on Max's stream.
Bo, Skool-Puh, Skool-Puh.
Her application was really good.
Maybe it was, maybe it was neon stream.
Maybe it was neon stream.
The application on goddamn, on, on, on, on, on the website.
Man, her stream was fine.
I didn't know how to even burn.
Yo, how do you make one fire?
I didn't tell you like.
How do you what?
What does he think is fired?
He just fired. No, what does he think is fired as application hurt a lot of times?
Bonnie blue
Oh
There's someone wrong on the...
Oh...
There's someone!
Oh, baby!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Oh my god! It's real!
It is real!
The band, everybody, man!
Everybody, man, everybody!
She's very nice, she's very nice.
Don't be fucking...
Max!
The next video for Shreemuniverse.
There's so much left.
Oh, fuck dude.
Tatum.
Tatum.
Bik-tik.
Or Mike-tik.
Tatum Bik-tik.
Tatum!
Tatum Bik-tik.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, Tatum Bik-tik is not streaming currently.
Tatum Bik-tik.
I wish I was a little bit of her.
A lot of female streamers is here.
I
Might be exactly 5050
No, I didn't even know I didn't even realize it.
Yo, yo, we did this.
We did the six.
We're good.
We're all six.
We're halfway there.
We have to.
We have to.
We're all six.
You did it, Mark.
No, no.
Thanks, Mark.
We're all six.
We're all six.
We're halfway there, game.
I'm pretty sure.
We're all six.
We're all six.
We're all six.
We're all six.
We're all six.
Are you fucking serious?
Are you fucking serious?
No, not fucking serious!
Hey, monkey shit!
Hey, monkey shit!
Pretend to give me some of that.
Monkey shit.
Monkey shit, Mark.
Holy fuck.
I didn't even fucking realize.
Hey, Mark, monkey shit.
Hey, monkey shit.
What am I?
Yo, cop, bro.
I'm not fucking shut down right now and I'll still mark you, mom.
Yo, you just got MOT!
Are you fucking serious cap are you fucking serious he's capping
Oh
Oh
You gotta watch out for me, bro.
I've been seeing my car.
He does look good.
His body does look good.
You wanna fuck him?
Yeah.
His body looks good, though.
Hey, fuck the six.
Oh my god, bro.
What the hat on, though?
Yeah, he didn't feed it to something.
He didn't even feed him.
What do you want to know?
Tim, I don't want to know.
Hey, you don't want to know.
I got a gun.
I got a gun, bro.
At his, at his, at his.
Oh my god, bro
Yo chat we fucking did it, bro
Yo, yo, god
Like yo
Hey, you know he plays because you want to sell his body, but excuse him see it like
Now look at this guy bro
Do you wait to get to each other's yeah, you know what he did bro life
Mother one excuse so bad
No, he's three apples tall
Hey, we're three to six
Right now
He's still trying to get the polarizing
There's a thank you. Oh my god, bro, we fucking did it sad
Thank you, bro
I want a cinnamon roll.
Me too.
Me too.
I think we're sitting on the road.
Nah, he said build a phone.
Are we going to build a phone?
Chase him.
Nah.
I gave all of his own tenets.
Nah, that's great.
What the fuck am I watching?
Show.
What am I watching?
That's crazy.
He's a famous nigga with a ten minute long session.
Yeah.
And then, we're going to build a phone,
He played he played pops milk for you. I
Know what he did about new
Wow
Holy fuck, bro
Okay
That's the climate.
Yo, it's how we fucking...
you
you
you
you
you
Oh, he's ripping it now.
He's ripping it.
It starts with an S.
I saw it.
Oh, yeah?
A leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak.
Okay, okay.
Okay
Yeah, she's gonna be let me scream right now watch
Wow, that's crazy, bro.
Oh, he's going through it now.
Holy shit.
Yo, I feel it, bro.
I feel it, bro.
I feel it, I feel it, I feel it.
I thought it said Jason.
I thought it said Jason Irwin.
Jason.
Ready?
On.
On.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Aww!
No!
No!
No actually!
Damn!
No!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Whoa.
That's like actually.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Holy fuck dude.
She started fucking shit.
The last person.
There's so much left.
I know.
There's so much left.
Stop me.
Stop me.
Okay.
Stop me.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Stop me.
And stop me.
Stop me.
Stop me.
Stop me.
Stop me.
Stop me.
Stop me.
Stop me.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Stop me.
And stop me.
Oh
Yeah, that's why you create like bro
By the craze part about the post it next
It's like people dead. I don't know. It's not like you reached out to like get ready. You're gonna get selected
It's not like you reached out to be falling inside you gonna get inside you give me a piece can you know
In person application
Okay, oh my god, I gotta take a fucking shit dude. I have to go rock-a-bye.
Oh my god, I can't miss this one.
That is crazy.
How about to say it's his one? I knew it.
Hey!
How old is he?
He looks young as shit
Oh
Oh
Okay, not bad not bad not bad
Come on, come on, come on
Come on, he's thinking thinking okay
She is not streaming.
It's okay guys.
She is not streaming.
It's okay.
This is Keira please.
She makes music?
She is not streaming, okay?
Here we go.
Here we go.
W. Keira please, okay?
Next.
I feel it.
I feel it.
I feel it.
I feel it. I feel it.
Oh, payphone. Payphone.
It's Ron. It's Ron. It's Ron.
It's Ron.
It's payphone. It's payphone.
It's payphone. It's payphone.
It's better be Ron.
Oh, my God. That's a P.
My mouse died. Oh, no.
Hold on.
Oh no.
It's a run, Mike!
Run!
Hey, I'm getting it there, I'm getting it there, I'm getting it there.
I'll get there, I'll get there.
Trust me.
YAAA!
YAAA!
All of us, they must be in on you
They're learning how to play the game!
Oh my god!
What a terrible day it is!
It's such a horrible day!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
wait wait wait wait...
you're strong mom!
now i get it
i'm number one mom
i'm number one
i'm number one mom
i'm number one
i'm number one
Oh my god, thank you. Thank you, bro.
That's why I've been ignoring you. You ignored all my calls on my chance because I'm getting
I'm getting the vet
No, no, cuz you're kidding? Okay, fuck.
Let's fucking go, bro.
No, you're just a rat, man!
How do you just ruin the buffet?
We made it!
Hey, keep cutting your clothes.
We started our video!
Yo!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Yo, we're four to six, bro.
Hey, we're getting us four to six right now.
I'm on the item shop.
You're a full out of fucking six right now, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, this was crazy, bro.
This is crazy, bro.
It's.
Rock, dog, room.
Yay!
I have a feeling that I'm gonna be the only one in court who doesn't make it
How we sounding how we sounding how we sounding how we sounding like it's good. I know where I can feel I know where it is
I'll be sounding
Are we sounding I have a feeling y'all?
Ladies it's coming it's coming
It's gotta be me. It's gotta be me. It's gotta be me. It's gotta be me.
Just come at least.
I can feel it. I can feel it coming, bro.
Rafael Solo Live! I don't know if I can see that.
It says Rafael Solo Live. Sorry, he's like in the middle.
I can see the title alone at the courthouse on a wheelchair.
Oh
Shit
They need a little handicap diversity. No need a little handicap diversity
There you go, right by y'all solo live there you go, bro. Congratulations. You're going to streaming University
Who did this?
Bro, it's coming.
Next!
We have...
It's gotta be me, bro.
I don't have a song.
He's gonna pull it. Trust me.
My name is...
It's hard to see right there.
My name is...
Yo, we about to have a class.
Relax, Jimmy.
I guess I'm doing that if I get it checked.
My name is...
What's up with this light chat?
What's that I do about this?
So I slanted a little bit.
Can I read it now?
Damn, gosh.
That, that, that feels crazy, bro.
Okay, I'm gonna turn it off.
Damn, that, those spots are like,
literally can't be seen.
That's kind of crazy.
baby turn it off bro I don't like turn it off his ass yeah I'm dark now this is
fries this is fries you got them next year
but what the fuck they gotta see their name on this board it's all right no
what are you talking about I did that everybody been waiting I don't know I
I apologize, but I'll turn it off, I'll turn it off.
I'm gonna get to this, I'll turn it off.
Boy, I thought it was crazy.
I lost my voice going forward.
Okay.
Ladies, it's coming, I feel it, I feel it, I feel it.
Now!
It's channel.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, okay, I know what to play.
I know what to play.
I know it's a play.
Would you play something for you?
I know it's a play.
I don't have a song.
I don't have a song.
I know it's a play.
Hey, you're a fuck.
Yeah.
I'm on a beat.
Fuck.
Fuck it.
Let's go.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Justin Bieber.
You're fucking shoulder.
Who?
Fuck.
It's not just
Wait, what if it's his little brother?
Is it Doug? Is it Doug? Is it Doug?
I don't know what the roof got
It could be Doug
Yo, that's gone on
Yo, that's no keep on on this
I don't get it, I don't get it
You like
You feel like, uh, cover on it
I don't know what the roof got
I don't know what the roof got
I don't know what the roof got
I don't know what the roof got
Oh
Quick
W fucking don't that be done. Oh, it's like everything is sure
Damn
W.D.
Not bad
Alright come on
No fighting game
Lightning's left
No fighting
We leave it everything at home
No arguing as you
No fighting as you
There's nothing
Okay, nothing guys, I'm seeing a nigga's dick, choked out, I'm seeing a nigga's dick, I had his shit, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, that's what I do.
The next person that we have is...
Well, Jason, maybe?
I recognize that I recognize that.
Who's Jason doing?
What's he doing?
Oh my keyboard will work.
My keyboard will work.
What the fuck?
I feel like you're on the floor down there.
Oh, I just feel like I'm next.
Okay.
We see the designer!
I repeat!
We see!
What did I leak?
Not a good designer.
Designing some shoes.
Oh it's coming.
His shoe went black.
Please connect our video source.
Wow.
Wow.
Listen bro.
Okay, you're a fashion right? What if you just have a lot of clothes in an extra large suitcase and I sneak in your suitcase
I mean, it's not a bad show
Bro, you're gonna get picked bro. Have some faith. I'm having faith for it right now. You're gonna get picked us. I
See you
I've been right about Bob Bob so so far right about Ron right about choosy bro. I'm seeing it. I'm seeing it
What are we going to do?
you
you
you
you
you
You know I want to see this shit for the longest I don't wanna miss this girl I
I
twenty twenty six no way bro it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming
Oh, it's shorty.
Where's the shorty?
It's shorty.
Shorty.
Oh my god.
OK.
Now you have to go to the toilet.
Let me show my door shut.
Shorty B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B.
Hey bro.
My god.
Hey.
I'm gonna get the toilet back.
I'm gonna get the toilet back.
I'm gonna have to strengthen my-
I'm gonna get the toilet back.
You're my misdeed, bro.
No, this is for you.
You need boo.
You need boo.
You need boo.
I thought you could do it.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, I hope.
Fuck this one up there.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Not E.T., right?
Not E.T., maybe?
Fuck it.
Fuck it. Fuck it.
Say what?
Fuck it.
Wait, it's gay?
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
He's in my view!
It's Macy!
Macy!
Ortro!
Ortro!
Okay!
I can feel it, this is actually the one.
This is actually the one, bro.
I was the one right here.
Ortro!
But there's still so many games!
Ortro!
Bro, listen.
I don't know.
It's a lot left.
It's a lot left.
It's a lot of good luck.
It's a lot of good luck.
Hey, remember the deal.
Remember the deal.
If we all don't go home, we're all not going home.
Yeah, fuck.
Actually, I don't know how to fuck with that little ass.
Wait, so I don't get in no one, don't I?
Yeah.
Yeah, I wanted to.
Come on.
but there's a lot of names on it.
A lot of names on it, bro.
Son, a lot of names on it.
What do you have?
Wait, that was a dude shaking his ass?
Wait.
Oh, shit.
W-1-2.
It's a grab-a-zard.
Next, the next student for the University.
Come on.
What is it?
World Kairi!
Okay, let's go.
World Kairi!
World Kairi!
Come on!
Fuck you guys!
Fuck you guys!
Fuck you guys!
don't do it okay okay don't do it
from in this I'm in this problem I know I can feel it bro believe yo Tom Brady
was a hundred ninety nine exactly I think it'll be right here right here
You can be right here.
What are you calling it?
Fuck a view count.
Make every view count.
You'll make me a good one.
Yes.
Make me a good one.
He says, actually, a good one.
Next we have Sarah.
Oh.
OK.
OK.
That's a good one.
See you, buddy.
That was a good one.
Let's go, Sarah.
That'd be Sarah, man.
That's not my twin, bro.
That is okay Ross win
And she's way more about to it's crazy
Yeah, I'm on my constant
You cast me what?
Versa T. Oh, this is a good one. It's a good one
Tell me I was a good guy
It's Shawty!
Fuck!
Oh, cool that Shawty!
What are you doing this for?
What?
Why'd you hit it?
It's Shawty!
I hit it, it's hot, it's fucking hot.
Who got this ball?
Damn, that's crazy.
Hey, that person was really good!
Oh, huh?
Yeah, getting accepted them all was the greatest feeling ever.
Like, Ryan, I like that shit.
Bro, it's like, I couldn't even explain that.
Like, my heart, my mom was crying, like y'all came in.
I was fucking crying for you on this game.
That's crazy. She has one view. That's crazy.
I don't know many of these people on the board.
That's lit.
That's tough.
Is that five-metre?
That's how it should be, though.
Yeah, it should be.
He should be like that.
I agree.
Well, god damn, shit!
Oh!
What the fuck?
I got an idea.
Should be like that.
What do you mean, dude?
Well, well, well, well!
That's not so far.
It's for us to fucking up.
The heck?
I think it was really fucking good.
That's the fucking point of shimmying in the worst
any chance.
That was good.
Tap yourself at one viewer.
Yes.
Tap yourself at one viewer, y'all.
Her impersonation, her energy, her vibe,
the person was really good.
Now, come here.
Now, go to your room.
Go to your room.
Try to get the sector refresh.
What have you got?
Right, you're just a baby.
What have you got?
I'm a mink mink mink.
Why do they want this?
What is it?
It's what I need to make it again.
Damn it.
Damn it.
One of these.
Wait.
The next one is.
Oh my God.
Kissing on me.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
The next one is.
What do you want?
WFACO, FACO!
Holy shit.
Does it actually say Lacey as one here, sir?
I actually would say that.
My god, yeah.
No fuck.
We have a lot to do.
We have a lot to do.
We have a lot to do.
We have a lot to do.
We have a lot to do.
We have a lot to do.
We have a lot to do.
We have a
Hey, W Lacey.
Hey, Lacey, it's just a baby.
You're a nice guy.
I'm looking at him.
I'm looking at him.
I'm looking at him.
Which means this student is coming from a different country.
Okay.
You're from E.A.P.A.
I am from E.A.P.A.
Jason, maybe.
Hold on.
It's coming from a different
From a different country
Mmm, yeah, but all right could be Jason I am from Italy
It was Carter, right?
Jason's a pro. Yeah, I gotta go get Walter J.
Hey, W. Carter!
Fuck.
Is that Lacey? Is that Lacey?
Is that Lacey?
What happened?
I
Have you caught him
I don't fucking fucking call him, man.
Wow, what the fuck?
Yo!
My gym is officially in the belt!
Why are you-
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god, they're stripping him.
Andrea is officially in the building, Chad.
What the fuck is going on?
Andrea is officially in the building.
Okay, call it a day.
Chad bro.
Don't leave.
He's coming.
Trust, trust.
I said the next row.
I think the next row.
Next row.
We have...
Guapo!
A to Guapo.
Let's go!
Yo, this shit's broken.
I think I broke it.
It won't let me remove the one you were capped.
It won't let me remove it.
Yo, look, he can't breathe.
He can't breathe, look at him.
Oh, no. Oh, no, Jack.
A2 gravel.
W...
W...
Nets!
Yo, Rob, can you fix it?
Rehab!
Oh, there we go.
Please. Please. Please.
Come on. Please.
Chris, underscore, dog, underscore, dog!
Oh, no. This is starting to get a little...
Chris, underscore, dog, underscore, dog!
I'm just going crazy.
Oh, am I?
Chris?
No, bro, there's so much to that.
Bro, am I about to be at home post-surgery in a wheelchair
by myself while y'all are all having fun at Streamer University?
I'm about to be at home in a wheelchair.
Alone with nobody to help me, and y'all are about to be
at Streamer University, bro.
I told you after this one after the trust trust
Come on can I rip it okay
You're fine you're fine, but you find you find you find don't blame yourself Lacey
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's fucking go!
Oh! That's a good thing!
Crystal crazy right here.
Crystal crazy!
Congratulations!
Crystal crazy!
What the?
W.T. JoJo!
W.
Metz!
He's playing a song, he's playing a song.
could be Jason right now
oh
Mississippi!
Creepy Jason!
Everybody was.
Everybody was Kenny.
Jason!
Don't go!
No way!
Jason!
Who are we?
I can't go.
W. J. Sen! W. J. Sen! I can't go down!
J. Sen!
J. Sen!
J. Sen!
Not like this. Not like this. Not like this.
Next.
Damn, I wish I could go down there, bro. I wish I could go down there.
I'm not going to get in.
Blazing beauty Alexis.
Blazing beauty.
You're next.
Alexis.
Listen, bro.
If I don't get in it's all good, dude. It's all good if I don't get in bro. It's all good
There's always next year
What's up, I couldn't come down to celebrate with Jason bro, okay, we're gonna celebrate with you. I'm not
You
You next bro, we did it you next
Yo one more voice
We're going to say, y'all, hey, five out of six, we're going to go six to six.
We're going to go six to six, we're going to go six to six, we're going to go six to six, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
No, I didn't say I was feeling a bit...
Tom Brady was a hundred negative.
That's right.
You didn't tell Brady if he was...
I have a feeling I'm next.
Hey, I just want to make sure though, just real quick, like before, before we did this, we all said that if all of us didn't get accepted, that we weren't going, right?
I didn't say that, did it?
Yeah, we did say that I remember saying I say yeah, just make it sure
Of course, of course, all together all together one one unit one unit of course we all don't go
This is the core you're saying you know, yeah, you know, yeah
Just create on run everything
They are so nice, they are so nice.
What if he is playing Josepx?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Josepx.
Oh.
Oh my god, it's you.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no.
My God.
Oh, what's up, buddy?
Oh, it's me.
It's me, it's me.
It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
You're a senior champion.
Come on, is that one?
Yes.
I got to lead the bitch to the bottle.
Yes, yes.
It's me, it's me.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go, let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Wait, you're not throwing up?
You're not throwing up?
Oh, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Why do you gotta look good?
come on nigga, come on, come oooon
he was definitely, he was definitely a rakan variant
lord would say he knew how to rakan, he knew how to rakan it right
he knew how to rakan
I know I know
Why the old ball game?
Why the old ball game?
Why the old ball game?
Why the old ball game?
It's gonna be me, it's gonna be me
It's not El!
It's not El, it's not El!
The first thing that we have
is...
Oh my god, oh my god
It's starting to sink
Oh my god
Crystal
Crystal Gwaija
I
You're the Tom Brady of streaming
Right now yeah, but y'all gotta understand like I don't get accepted. I can't be rolling around
I'm like somebody you got to stay here
I'm not
Oh
past past what the fuck is going on Malik hey there's 37 37 picks left man
Tom Brady was 100 for the number for the number we're picking down I mean
I'm not in the last name.
Jayland wants a second round.
I like B-1.
I like E-1.
Oh it might be me.
Wait, wait.
I like B-1.
I like B-1.
I like this one.
I like this one more than you.
He said he likes this one, but it's you.
The next person is...
Finish it. Finish it. Finish it, no.
Yeah!
Let's go, you guys!
Go, Uggie!
Let's fucking go!
Yes!
Don't be fucking Uggie, man.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
We're going to scream for you!
Let's go, Uggie!
We are going!
We are going!
We are going!
The game from Saunty Poogers channel?
Saunty's mod so good shit.
WUG in the wonderful fucking chat. WUG in the wonderful fucking chat.
Oh my god that was L! That was L!
That was the S or R. I didn't see that one. I'll have to be honest with you.
What do you hear? I don't know what's R. I see.
Could be an ember.
Nicholas Foss?
Lace?
Lace.
Okay.
My back.
My back.
My back.
If that was the right, the wrong way to pronounce it.
Okay.
But it's Saloon.
Saloon.
Saloon.
Saloon.
Saloon.
My back my pronounce.
You better get the loo loo.
You better get the accent.
Saloon.
She don't like it.
Oh my God.
She bulls.
Yes.
Yo, that should be so crazy.
Yes!
All of it.
All of it.
Aw.
She don't tell
What's the dog doing
That the dog in my turn
Oh, man.
Was that her man?
Maybe give her a hug.
Like they're like something.
Why is it like?
Oh, you're welcome.
Okay.
There's a lot.
Like a lot.
Like, I mean, not with me.
It's one column each.
Me and Kaya.
Oh my God.
That's fast.
That's a lot.
I think it's actually true.
It's actually true.
It's authentic.
Ultimate defense on this one, okay?
Ultimate defense, okay?
Look, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean, Redd?
King, 68!
King!
Hey.
You said he's playing defense or whatever.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Yeah, K-6 safe.
Great.
I'm gonna lie, he fine as hell, Grim.
Hey, yo!
They're saying Marlin's gonna get mugged.
But I'm not gonna do that shit, bro.
I'm too confident.
Don't stand there.
Oh, I know who this is.
Oh, God.
Is that D-Loo?
Wait, why is D-Loo?
Wait, what the fuck?
D-Loo just beats everywhere, bro.
D-Loo's asleep.
He's gonna wake him up.
Oh
It's like last week too much
It could be
Lacey
Okay
There we go
Oh
Well, you gotta think about it
Oh my god, this is your role, this is your role.
This is your role.
This is your role.
Oh my god, I mean, this is your role.
It is.
This is your role.
Hey, none of us been in first.
None of us been in first.
None of us been in first.
All right.
Next person is...
I don't know.
Hey, y'all, just remember, you know, when he puts my name right here, I got a hurt knee.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We don't need that, please, guys.
We don't need that.
You know, I...
I don't know.
We're gonna jump over there.
No, no, no.
We don't need to jump over there.
I do.
I do.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
The real!
Nia!
The real! Nia loves!
The real Nia loves!
It's coming, it's coming!
What the view count?
Make every view count!
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
I'm not talking.
It's coming, y'all.
The real!
I'm number one on the third one in the show.
He would not do that.
Bro, in the big case you think you're not the 3G out of this?
I'm not alright.
He would not go to the school.
He lives here.
Second official couple on campus, by the way.
Oh, okay.
You guys, Queen,
Clare, should go get some goddamn coffee.
I have a couple.
Okay.
There we go, there we go.
Right next to me, right next to me.
That's what he's doing.
They're doing that's just to be perfect. That's okay. Oh
Now please don't be what last year it was over at all somebody who last year please do not do that this year
Okay, there was ballerina in the end all types of shit. Please. Let's not
do it this year
Yeah
Is that the galaxy girl?
Oh, streaming universe.
Galaxy?
No.
Like, who saved my life?
I'm saying it's 30 cents, and it's still keeping me neat.
This collab on a roast.
Dream Girls will beat Streamer Unibersi.
I haven't gone in the ad.
Okay.
I'll give you a dream girl in the fucking chat, dude.
Oh, my God.
Max!
You can turn your ad to 30 seconds.
Oh, my God.
Dream Girls is in Streamer Unibersi.
You haven't done this, fuck that.
Max.
Fuck that.
So this whole stream, yo, oh no.
Man, don't ruin it.
This whole stream, Lacey, had 30 seconds of ads an hour.
This stream is free.
This stream is free.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's been a worse week in my life.
Hey, Chad, don't give subs.
YouTube, YouTube, and Chad, what's going on?
Help me, Lacey, for the free ad.
Not all of these.
I
Short name short name short name a good one
Some
Oh shit
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm scared!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You don't need a cameraman?
No, I'm good, bro.
Well, just kidding.
You know, Lace has been in applications, too.
You know, Lace might be in this.
No, no, no, I don't.
Why'd you choose to stop saying we do?
Oh, god.
They seem super.
What the fuck?
How does that sound to say your name?
This is your column.
This is no column.
Get the fuck out of me, dude!
Yeah, bro. Oh my god. This is me dead. I think we should have lost 20 but I think you would put two else in the road
You know I'm saying oh
Jay
Nine
W Ron headset
I just farted sorry wait what
We stay from
Yes, they've almost a much
Wait what
Dream though
Wait, what?
Dream though died?
Oh my god!
What?
She just posted eight hours ago and she's dead!
Wait, are you sure?
What? Wait, what?
Oh, the fuck?
Oh, damn, this is awkward. Oh my god.
Chad, I'm talking about...
Chad.
Oh my god, this is the dream though?
This dream though.
This is the dream though I'm talking about, Chad.
I don't know. I don't know.
Yo bro, come on bro.
Rock and king.
Now like rock and rock.
Wait, I don't know some solo.
That's a jayshack, la-la.
Someone said that she died, bro.
That's another jayshack.
Jayshack, how you doing bro?
One time.
Come on in, come on in.
Come on in.
Yes, sir, eight.
What?
No, don't worry bro.
Like.
Yes, you.
Maybe, maybe.
You get the after like another 10 worry.
But like right now, don't worry.
No, I'll say after two maybe.
Yeah, after two I'll worry.
We're going to stay literally
Smiling he knows it's me
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
I told you I was your cop!
Brother, are you gonna slam my head into this?
I told you I was your cop!
Yo, the monster door didn't even start to open its head and get a fucking desk.
Did he?
We did it!
I got a little worried
Hey, yeah, you'll be seeing me in a single fucking class.
Yep, bro.
Everybody get lit.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I don't have to fuck that.
I'm skipping every class.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
We did it!
We did it!
Yeah!
That was a good fight, bro.
Wait, you got pressed?
Wait, he said I can monitor the hallways?
Oh, shit.
Y'all better stay away from me.
Bro, what are you going to do?
What the fuck are you going to do?
We're just going to push you back.
I can't come back here.
You're late.
How do you hop on a game and get on the plate?
How do you even get to where?
We steal your wheelchair I'm snitching on all you oh my god now just me left a band I got much
All we need all we need now is lace he submitted his
So we drew in lace to get accepted with WP
Damn boys, we're really going back to school.
Damn, I'm going to school for the first time, man.
I'm going to school for the first time, bro.
2012 going back to school is a movie.
I'm going to school for the first time.
It's about to be a fucking movie.
Silky, we're both college graduates coming back.
We need OCS.
Shit.
I gotta watch OCS.
Can I say it on the next tool?
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I'm not gonna lie. Fuck off the UCown, y'all.
Make every UCown.
channel hey bro hey you got to create own run everything but hey fuck a
opportunity doesn't come knocking on your door they go build the fucking door
no build that fucking door
Oh
Doesn't deserve to get in yo are we serious one guy
Let me show you.
Shonics!
I brought this man about face.
Congrats.
Oh, I just didn't tell him for you.
We fucking made it, boys!
I did!
I did it!
You think you guys can get a house of dates?
No.
That's funny.
I shouldn't even know what's going on.
That's so funny.
Can't see now.
Shonics!
What's funny?
What's funny?
What's funny?
What's funny?
What's funny?
What's funny?
What's funny?
What's funny?
No way!
Yes!
Yes, Seanix!
Damn.
We peed, we saw her!
Thank you, Rob.
Rob's a good voice.
Rob, we love you, Rob!
We love you, Rob!
The opportunity to come knocking on your door, Rob, build the door.
Ain't no fucking role for me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shut up.
Because you built the wall downstairs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Epic, so.
Yeah.
W sonics the view grinder
Bro, what is my view count, bro? Oh
Fuck a view count make every view count bro. Okay. Come on
To us
Bro fuck that
I'm a lot of
RK.
Move.
I'm a lot of
RK.
I
Yeah, we definitely go to class, bro.
We go to your class.
Wait a minute.
What about that son?
That's it.
Y'all better go to class.
Hang on.
I'll fuck you up.
We are not showing up to that late-night shit right now.
Let's go to fucking that class, bro.
Hey, Dad, don't worry.
They're going to show up because if they don't, they're going to end up rating the tension.
Yep.
Yep.
I don't care.
I'm going to be monitoring the halls.
I'm doing that shit.
I don't care.
Y'all are ending up in fucking detention.
How do you have?
I'm not one to be fucked with.
I'm not one to be fucked with I'm not one to be fucked with
I'm sorry
I got some read about
I'm not a teacher's pet
RUNA!
I don't know what he's talking about
I don't know what he's talking about
RUNA!
He's talking about you
Bro
Why do you think he's shooting when he's not?
I'm dead as time
Oh shit
I want to see it
You know, this guy's a subbers.
I don't know.
He will definitely get in for sure.
You're ready.
Suburb.
Suburb coming up.
W Rul off.
W Rul off.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Ann Reed.
I'm just kidding.
Oh, that happened to be a-
I always said SI.
We have.
I always said SI.
He's going to be in there, I think.
You gotta be.
Oh, he might be here.
OK.
Sierra.
Greg.
Sierra.
Are you fucking-
see who has jumped in the room when we all
who has jumped up and down seriously
he's paying for my chat
gorgeous
i'm glad i banned it back in the uk let's get across band go on
i'm gonna say
Bonita
Bonita, bonita
Bonita
You're so cute, we gotta be a friend
So make one
You try to be a copy
No, I wanna be a friend
So make one
Make one that's fast, big, crazy
That's all of you
That's all of you
I'm not gonna lie bro
I'm not letting y'all do a friend
Bonita
That's not happening. I'm not letting y'all do it.
You're not letting us do it?
No, bro. We got blessed enough to be in the school. We're not doing no part of it.
Oh, my God. My teacher's pet. Holy shit.
Here you go, bro.
She wanted me near the rich carton.
W. Ron Bank.
Oh, yeah.
It's rain. It's rain. It's rain.
It's rain in my head, nigga.
That's my head.
Yeah.
This is...
I do not believe you are my respect.
I do not believe you are my respect.
I do not believe you are my respect!
I do not believe you are my respect!
I did it.
You won.
Yes!
Oh sh**!
Yes!
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
My god, dude!
Yeah, buddy!
We fucked up!
Yeah!
No!
Yeah!
This kid gotta fall out.
No!
Why is it no goal, bro?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh
No way being cocky dance.
He's crazy.
I repeat, Reem is in the fucking room.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
Why is everybody bored?
Wait, I'm genuinely confused.
I'm sad.
Next person.
And it said and I think and hey
I thought it was me Monty, but here do you accept it?
Sackle
My mom's friend epic
See see that's an epic mouth. I don't know. Yeah, we think we should like hop in a little car
You know, we're actually gonna see Marlon do Dennis and sing them brother.
Oh my god, if that bro, I'm not gonna lie Marl, you need to be on the stage.
Say you swear to God, bro.
What's on me?
Wait, is that?
That's the girl that threw up in our theater, bro.
That's the girl that threw up in our theater.
She threw up on our theater.
She puked at our shit!
She puked at our shit!
How the hell was her?
That's my DT's uh, oh shit.
Oh yeah?
Yo!
I'll see you in a minute.
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
What was that?
What are you just doing?
What a fast 10 days.
We have!
You're even walking to the court.
Yeah, I'm going to be
going to be screaming.
Go, baby. Yes.
W Brady.
Where are they getting these
It's like, it's merch already, bro!
I'm so ready to get my suit!
I'm so ready to get my suit, bro!
I'm so ready to get my suit, bro!
Is that Alan?
Is that a fucking Alan?
Why did Ron dribble his skull?
Let me talk about that.
Yo, dude!
Dude, who cares?
I was
Why is my name the biggest on a board
We got
Surprised your car ray you're told
Oh
Holy fuck
You're gonna talk about me and Jason like that
Marlin half-school Jeremiah
Jason and King that's like the
Jason it's gonna be a crazy
UK okay
He's the Bill Grace.
Hey.
Oh, no.
Oh, there you go.
UK is in the building.
Hey, my god.
Let's go.
Let's go.
WK, WK.
Oi.
Oi, shit.
Oi, shit, brother.
Bro, what time is it?
I was over there actually.
Second.
Second.
Second
Oh my god
And all of clover
I'm not gonna like
Not clever price gonna show up. That's my gas. Oh, yeah
This is when good becomes fucking great
I don't even feel like it is all over.
This might be y'all.
Yeah, it might be you guys.
You guys in the chat.
OK.
You're next person.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Please reject already.
What?
Kanan!
Oh, god!
Yay!
Trust him!
He was on the move.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's over, really.
That's a bang.
Well, that nigga was bugging.
We didn't get in
You didn't realize
Damn
They're going to box.
Hey, that's not one dude right here.
My God.
Wait, I know him.
Wait, that's the suit.
What's the audition?
Yeah.
He's walking out of speaker.
And now, Joseph.
Does that be big?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, people left.
10 people, man.
This is going to be all chat right here.
The next person.
Chad, everybody pray.
This could be y'all.
Come on, be Archie, bro.
Archie, bro.
No, Archie, I'm getting out of here.
You changed your play to Blazion.
Blazion!
Oh, yeah?
Oh, Blazion?
Blazion, man.
Blazion?
Blazion?
Imagine one of them just says the bronzion.
Blazion, you know that?
He said there's no alumni on the board.
the pool. What's that? People that went last year. That's not true. No, that's
cap on the current board. Oh, actually. Oh, there's no people who went last year on
the board right now. I got to say, you can't go twice. Let's say kind of, you've got a little
arcing in there. He said that he said that there's a long line section. No, he did say that
check. I didn't say that. He did say that. Yeah, so you think there's a separate alumni
section, maybe? Well, I mean, we need to get arcing. Welcome back.
Oh
My god, you mentioned our people that means
that is. Next. This is J.
J. I said J. No, I said J. I said J. You want to know me? Lock in
more. J. J. Could be J. No, he's J. Honey. Okay. Okay. J.
Bunny. I think it's dead as fifty fifty females and men say
Okay, money.
No one get me something.
No one injured before surgery.
Why they saying, oh, what is?
You take it off, buddy.
Why they saying, oh, you're a child.
I don't know, who's that?
Okay?
Oh, no, no, wrong.
Is he wrong?
No, I'm sorry.
Why is he wrong?
Oh, no, you're a child.
Wrong, what you doing?
I know.
I used to be so adult.
I'm also, oh, no.
Cheetah.
What's the lore?
Oh, money.
Why are you saying, oh, it's a movie pain.
Oh, you have no idea.
Yes.
Answer in a second, but that's crazy. She didn't even hear it
Oh
No, no, no, no.
Give him up.
Give him up.
They've got him.
They've got him.
Next!
Uh-oh, the game is here.
We're going up.
Okay.
He's peeking.
He's peeking.
You're going to go peek.
Wait, there's been more.
I'm not.
Shot him!
Shoot him!
Okay.
Shot him!
Shot him!
Shoot him!
There's two in lanes!
Shoot him!
Shoot him!
I actually really want to see supper babies.
Next!
They're minding things.
to see suffer baby he's hilarious.
Max!
I'm not even kidding.
We have.
Surely he gets in.
He's so fucking funny.
Subb.
I have a feeling he's gonna be here.
He's gonna be here.
Subb baby.
Santi.
Thanks.
Drew won't show bandos guys.
Drew applied.
Max we have.
Drew and Lay's both applied.
You got any mob room?
Thanks bro.
Bob has a general room.
Come on, Bob you're level.
Wait no Clover.
There you go.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Oh, you're right. You're right.
There's gonna be another section problem.
Yeah.
Well, I don't think he's done it after this right here.
No.
Kai?
Yeah, dude.
What's going on?
Is he lagging out?
He's gonna fake for this.
Are you good?
Okay.
Hey!
I recognized you.
Hey!
Hey!
I recognized you.
I recognized you.
I recognized that.
Okay, okay.
Congrats.
Who was that again?
What the fuck happened to you?
Congrats, Larry. We made it.
I
What's your name?
I'm your boy, Mel.
Come on.
I see you.
Please be cheese and mixed.
How fucking am I, bro?
You got a phone number.
I'm your fucking brother.
That's the one's name.
Oh, that's fucking Gino.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, it's Gino.
Oh, fuck.
I don't understand.
Hey, shout out to Morocco.
Yeah
Can really down to the last three boys
You're a channel playing a problem with me.
What do you mean?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I'm so confused.
He's not even a sound, bro.
Come on.
We are down.
Two and two.
Damn.
No matter all of this, I'm saying shit.
That's too drunk.
It's gotta be 11, right?
We are down!
We are down!
We are down!
We are down!
We are down!
We are down!
We are down!
We are down!
We are down!
We are down!
We are down!
Piss off Ron.
What's up?
What's up?
Oh shit.
Okay, doing a little recap.
What is the state of the road to appreciation there?
Here, we have Nick, we have People's Shooter, we have Mark O'Weth,
and we have all the captain hazards.
We have Proto, we have T-Pain, we have Marcus King,
and we have Donald.
Okay, for your perfecters, what is this I'm putting in my mouth.
We have agents.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie, I focus on my files on this one.
She's trying to, right?
I'm not showing up to her that fast.
You guys gonna bring animals?
I'm gonna go to Duke's class, bro.
I'm going to Duke's class, you're sure?
I'm going to Duke's class, you're sure?
We're gonna ask for the one hundred, get the pre-check.
Duke.
Yeah, fam.
We're gonna go to Duke's pre-check.
I'm going to recap on this.
I'm never coming back in this room, bro. Like, okay
I'm not even doing anything
Hey, man, it's so fucking fat.
Like, bro, come on.
I don't even read that pen.
That's weird.
I swear, man.
I swear, man.
What is happening?
That's not even right in my mouth.
I swear.
That's not even right in my mouth.
That's not even right in my mouth.
I swear.
You're not seeing me in my mouth.
I don't know, but this isn't crazy.
That's weird.
Whatever, whatever, whatever mod you did to that, bro, you're weird, but that's.
It's only the first time I've asked this, and my twitch is true.
That's weird.
That's true.
Come on, man.
Come on, dude.
Come on, please be brave.
Oh, please be brief.
It be on the board.
Thank you.
Mainly.
Thank you.
Well done.
Well, yeah.
Well, yeah.
Welcome.
Yeah.
Well done.
I'm going to mute it.
Well, good job W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W.
I must be electric.
Last person's gonna take you through, okay?
I'm gonna go.
One more.
Here we go.
Fuck up, view count bro.
Please, uh...
Shax!
Wait, where's Suburbid?
Shax! Shax! Shax!
I actually hope it's...
I actually hope it's...
I don't know, it's left.
Yeah, who's pinning me, so, pal?
For...
I actually hope it's Suburbid, if I'm here.
if it's not him, I'm actually
going to throw up. All right.
He was there last year. So yeah,
he was there last year. I haven't
got a lot of people in here. If
you guys are new, you know, fuck
your chat. Like what is this?
If you're on YouTube, this is
not my chat. This is your chat
coming across chatting right now.
Look at those first time
messages, bro.
Look at those first-time messages, bro!
It's definitely going to be a challenge.
This is how you put it, Michigan, you're getting bulldozed, like...
You know what?
This comes down to one...
...final person.
Come on, bro.
Come on, who is he?
Last pick, boys.
This comes down...
I think he did his own purpose. I think he's gonna be done.
I think he sees the most potential in the challenge.
Final person.
Okay, time to hang in there, buddy.
Chats, have you called?
What's up, you man?
Chats, I mean you called.
You're the king, though.
But you're not even just a king.
You're above the king.
You're just everything.
Ah, fuck.
This is the easiest.
Ah.
Yeah, I don't know, bro.
I've never seen a chat move this fast.
Just straight hate.
Like, you...
You
Do you see this like Ron died
He's gonna be separate
My name is Ryan.
Run back.
Hey, what, my back.
Where back?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Production.
It is.
It got to be right.
Right then, it did everything it could've
t-to get-
Oh, fuck.
He just-
SU.
My god.
Hydra season.
It's for folks that-
What is it?
It's for the summit, huh?
It's still barbecue.
I actually hope it is.
I think it is.
Yeah, you can also dance right in the back.
MASS!
IT'S ON YOU!
MASS!
IT'S ON YOU!
God, shit.
Look at that.
It has to be MASS!
Ah, is it?
Are you okay?
No, no, no, I'm okay.
I don't think he was feeling like, was he?
Okay.
like a spring ankle play.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yes!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yes!
I'm telling you.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Yeah!
I'm telling you guys.
Me know.
Let's go!
Me know!
Me know.
Women and men.
I'm telling you bro.
He's hilarious.
He's so funny.
What's going on?
That's her!
That's her!
Hey, shout out here, bro!
Shout out to someone.
I'm kidding.
Why'd you do that?
I think he's going to do this.
He was so last!
I'm going to do this.
I'm telling you guys, we're hilarious, bro.
And then your chat just spams L wrong.
I'm out of here, man.
This is just like fucking heaven in the chair.
You gotta give it to him, bro.
I'm just record thinking right now.
All right.
Go to the chair.
Go to the chair.
All right.
Fuck.
You did a good job, man.
Oh, shit.
Fuck you.
They have alumni. He's gonna get accepted but he's gonna be right there
Could be alumni though, he could pull on an alumni board
Are we sure
Hey
I love you.
This is class of 2026.
I love you.
Official students.
I'm just coming back, Conor.
And, um, what's going to happen is, I'm back.
Let me, let me, I need all students to listen.
Everybody.
Why does someone say, I love wrong at times.
who got accepted. I need you guys to listen to these are general announcements.
It's gotta be the dates. Everybody take notes. Everybody take notes.
I'm just gonna take a mental note
Here we go, okay
Okay
God we're listening
Everybody say W State Farm
Students of 2026 janitors, campus police, all professors,
close directors, everybody who's been announced today.
All right?
All accepted participants, check your emails for communication
from admission.
Yes, sir.
Shit.
You will receive an email through your student portal login via email.
You have actual student portals?
I mean, they will receive their student portal login, okay?
Okay, okay.
So, everybody will be students.
You will get your login to B.O.C. University and will literally be able to be on the website, okay?
You guys already have an assignment due.
All students, you already have an assignment due.
Do we want this?
I will continue getting assignments.
I don't want to do that.
I'm not doing homework.
I did that to change assignments, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
Assignments starting now.
So check the email.
What do we got? Dude, guys.
Hey, boys, this is good tomorrow.
What is good tomorrow, man?
A class president.
Oh, my God.
That got to be me.
You would make a good class president, we want to see your presidential campaigns starting now.
I bet, I don't have that.
You thought you should be a class president, or you feel like you could have some stays on campus.
Please start your campaigns.
What's a class president?
I don't give a fuck anymore.
What is this chat bro?
I can't be locked in, I'm closed.
We will notify you about the camera man request this week. We will notify you guys about the camera man request this week.
Give me a thumbs up, bro.
You can come and god damn you came to me. You cannot have your god damn, your mom.
Whatever you were told to be on that application, we're going to heavily review it and make sure they have some type of background.
I actually knew you, okay?
I, professors and club directors,
my team will reach out to you
to finalize the curriculum soon, okay?
So club directors, and professors.
That's how it works.
All right, pay attention, be prepared,
look at email for all updates.
I might not be able to reach out.
All he did was dance and sing.
I bet, God, the way are you?
What?
And Marlon, why is it your time?
He's just not talking to you, Gary.
Parkie?
Well, we need some water for this.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
What the fuck are you talking about?
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Please, guys.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not gonna kill you next time.
Wait, this gotta be our game, right?
This gotta be our game.
Wait, 21?
I think I'm gonna cheer.
There's only one.
There's only one?
Oh, it's only one?
No.
Let me shot that.
No, wait.
I only want to die.
I just want to play.
We don't want to die!
There's only one?
For 2025!
It's only one?
Oh, it's only one?
Wait, no.
I love you, man.
Let me be specific.
I love my eyes to play around.
There is a mystery roster of alumni.
Oh, it's going to be Rukai, GZ, RK.
You know what I mean?
OK.
Tota, probably.
Stable.
It's a mystery.
You will hear from Streaming University.
The viewers will not know.
OK?
We're going to have a nice little ice cream on top.
please bro please listen bro listen
you're right here
i'm gonna fucking spaghetilize you
y'all get together trying to figure out what does that mean but you will see
what it means
oh my phone down stairs
after that let me get a fucking w
you with the motherfucking chat.
Hey, let me get the fucking chubby one today, man.
Motherfucking chats, all jokes aside, chat.
See, look, I'll be at torture table.
It's been nine months, man.
I'm saying this thing always.
It's been nine months, OK?
And we are here.
The biggest thing for me to do is
The biggest thing for me guys is that I want to communicate with you guys on YouTube and Twitch.
Shout out to God forever.
W God.
It is communication.
My biggest key after being open for nine months is a communication thing with you guys.
So I'm going to communicate with you guys.
You guys get to join the Discord.
Okay.
India thanks for the 100 gift.
I hope Lacey sits on brawn. What does that even mean?
I'm gonna be honest chat is click still on please tell me he got off him with the bed
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
No!
No!
What about a go-to-trip?
Oh my god!
Help me!
Bro, we fucking did it, bro.
Oh my god, we did it!
We're going to turn the news!
I'm not going!
I hear Jason. What the fuck do you mean you hear Jason?
I'm just like six dogs outside the house.
It's a couple of dogs outside.
Please make sure these dogs do not step foot on the property.
Please take the security.
Shut up the dogs.
Please take the security.
Please take care of it.
It is breached.
No, but you shout out.
Like why are people getting timed out for putting the dugs up?
I don't get it, mods!
Wait, I had to say that though, I mean, who do you pity?
You spoiled ass women's chat, and about them!
You spoiled ass motherfucking niggas, that's their problem!
It's about class of 2026, that's what it's about!
Last year, you had your talk about that!
I'm about my office, I'm making changes to that, to that, to that!
I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching every alumni!
Yup, yup!
We are watching we are watching kind that's that's damn right. You best believe it you best believe we're watching
You best believe we're watching
Hey, listen chat. I got accepted to streamer you man. I am a student. I am a student and I'm gonna be honest
I'm very very happy to be a student as you guys know
I actually went to college before but I dropped out I dropped out of college, but I'm going to college
college back in this time is going to be a movie, but I'm telling you that I'm
telling you guys this right now.
I'm going to be the teacher's pet.
I'm going to suck up to the teachers.
I'm going to suck up the Dean's and that, um, and I'm going to be making sure
the halls are clean.
I'm going to be the RA.
I'm going to be the hall monitor.
So I'm going to be making sure everything into campus is good.
Nobody's skipping class on my watch.
Nobody's, nobody's throwing any parties.
No one's staying awake past curfew.
No one's getting into any, any fights, drama, nothing.
Not on my watch. I'm gonna make sure this I'm gonna make sure the university is clean make sure everybody's on class make sure everybody's good
Snitch ass bitch. Yo, yo, yes, I'm gonna be a snitch. I'm gonna be a suck up. You best believe I am you best believe I am
Okay
Facts!
Facts!
Facts me, Jack!
Facts me while I'm bowing!
Facts on D6!
Bro, this little nigga is so bad!
Like, why do you think he's gonna announce the dates?
That's my question.
I think he's acting like...
No, like, he's something, you know?
Oh, no.
You wanna shoot us?
You wanna shoot us?
I'm gonna take the mess up!
Oh, no, no, no!
You know me?
What do you mean?
It's a male?
We're trapped?
Yes!
It's all a little!
We're caught!
I got this in the gun on you!
Let me in!
Leave us!
Let me in!
Don't let him in!
Do not let me in!
No!
I ain't true to you, bro!
Take my son to the hospital!
Oh, no!
Take him to the hospital!
That's why they shoot no one!
No, that was a hell of a hell of a thing!
What's that doing?
No!
No!
Let me find a job!
No!
No!
No!
No!
God, no!
You won't let me know!
No, you can't!
I'll cut your door straight!
Oh
Shit
What are they about to do
Get shot
I'm going to go.
Wait, Chad, what were the dates that that YouTube article said Streamer University was
going to be on.
Yo, we got an RPG.
It said it was the
WCALSEMATE!
Hey Max!
Max we gotta be lit!
Oh streamer you!
We get a drunk, we get a high, we get it lit!
I don't give a fuck!
Yes!
Oh my god!
PBM, all the guys!
Everybody's gotta beat it!
It's gonna be so fun!
There's actually gonna be a movie!
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
I got to act like I'm friends with everybody I got to act like I'm friends with everybody
I'm cool with everybody There's no part in if I catch max partying
if I catch max up to late making music if I catch max in silky smoking we have promise
I'm putting them right in attention I'm telling Dean to that right away
I'm so happy you're the last I'm going anywhere you call a bitch, hey buddy!
You son of a bitch, I'm gonna go back home and fuck you!
Get out of the house now!
Get out of the house!
Holy shit!
What the fuck is that?
I'm gonna go back home and fuck you!
What the fuck?
Holy shit!
Move that ass!
Move it back!
I'm gonna go back home!
He's so ugly!
Look at Ron's chat.
I
Got a god damn
Wait, where's my phone? I was gonna do one last thing real quick all the dates
What did that YouTube article say for the dates?
I swear, I feel like that was a leak.
The fact that they deleted it, I swear, I feel like that was a leak.
Didn't it say, it said, it said, it said 12, no it didn't.
It said 17th to 19th, right?
It said 17th to 19th in that, in that YouTube leak.
If that was a leak, and it's 17th to 19th.
Those are the exact same days as FNCS.
I'll have to go into my dorm room, lock myself in and play FNCS from Schremer University.
you'd have to miss the World Cup Finals?
And Fnatic's Fest 2?
What if Streamer University is on the East Coast?
I'm going to be a hundred pain.
Oh, Yana's calling me.
I'm sorry.
Your call.
Hey, Yana.
Yana, we're going to streamer university.
Way, but y'all know you you're teaching a you you have a club, right?
I'm not going to your club I'm gonna be I'm gonna be in what's it called. I'm gonna be in the basketball club
Oh my god, that's right.
You do play basketball.
Well, I will see you there.
Hey, I'm going to see you at, I'm going to see you at,
do you know what it is or no?
Nobody knows.
I think that's top secret, but I was getting worried for you, twin.
I know I was getting worried for myself, but listen.
I was going to say, they don't got racing, they don't got mobile.
I know, and you weren't going to go, right?
I was going to say, I was not going to fight.
I would have been happy if you didn't get it,
It's okay, because I want to sell that for you.
Okay, okay, well, hey, I'll see.
I want to congratulate you.
Thank you, congratulations to you too.
You got the golden ticket.
Yeah, well, also, how was your leg doing?
Yeah, it's not very good.
It's not doing good right now, we'll be honest.
I have to get surgery.
That's okay.
I have a great surgeon.
He lives in North Carolina, I have a great one,
and I'll send him your leave.
Actually?
Yeah.
That sounds good
Okay, yes, send me sure
No, I'm okay, I'm okay
Okay, I'll see you extramarue
My twin
Discord call what's in a discord call
I don't have I don't have a headset.
Hey fellas.
you.
fellas.
Try to make a picture.
If you're lucky, ready to go.
You know, Tyler, stop touching
my dad before you get me with
the lightning and the thunder,
bro.
You're acting like a.
Bro, Tyler, what's my dad's?
You better stop.
I'm gonna take it home.
Yo.
I'm gonna take it home.
Yo, Tyler, am I dead?
Who means like you better put
them down. I'm not even kidding.
Yo, buddy, am I wild?
Let me know.
You're wrong.
Are you guys are you guys
excited for class?
Yo, yo, buddy, buddy, buddy, you better not be bringing that alcohol on campus.
You better not be bringing that alcohol on campus.
I'll revoke it right away.
You're not bringing shit like that on campus.
Bro, fuck of you, count.
Hey, it's your revoke.
You can count.
I'm an RA.
I'm an RA.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Fuck it.
Bulkop.
It'll be a slide boo.
Fuck you.
Hey, Max.
Hey, Max.
Hey, Max.
Hey, Max.
Hey, Max.
Fuck you.
I'm here again, I don't want to follow my name again, fuck
Yo, yo, yo, buddy, what do I do, bro?
Yo, I don't
Yo, now, y'all heard KC though, y'all better do them fucking homework as long as they can
Wait, is it in our emails right now?
No, they did, no, it's so dim, they cut off his work
Alright, no, I didn't get no email
I didn't get no email
You guys, what the fuck, cut off, nigga?
I got no email
No, no, no, no, I was just saying like,
I don't even know what email I used on the application though.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna keep it fully as that.
You're wrong.
Yeah, what's up, my hearty?
Lacey, you leaked dates?
No, I didn't.
How did I leak dates?
I don't even know the dates myself, dumbass.
I am out of everything, having for a reason, my heart.
Come on.
I'm gonna have to go with this court.
Yeah, I'm looking solid.
You're looking good, bro.
You're looking good.
Yo, listen, listen, listen, listen.
You're listening to your hearty.
No, my sub-pop, I can't return this.
I'll get you a new one, bro.
We'll get you a new one.
OK, OK.
Yo, Gledge, fucking Rital, nigga.
Ha-ha, Raka, you can get in.
Ha-ha.
Oh, you're trying to manipulate me.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Fucking, I need to read stuff.
No, I read.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
My dead homies, bro, put him down, bro.
What's so funny because it's lagging?
I'll go. I'll go. Thank you for
that. So,
Ron,
Let's draw the cheer team. What are we doing?
You see the you think this is a joke?
That's the
the bench. They're coming in at
with the two minutes left.
As long as you guys have good
grades, you can do whatever
clubs you want. You can get a
ring. You're wrong. What's up
my heart? What you doing? You
know what I'm saying? Who
you drama like? Oh, it even
was your master's. I'm only in
LA for it. Wait. It's Eric
another way, bro. You gotta
something. I'll stream it,
bro. Call me. No, no, no,
What
Yeah, watch your mouth
Yeah, what's we transferred from
20 a mad cool cutie
God, I live here for the facts and money. I know you
Guys their cafeteria
I'm like, bro, we're not even
know the dates and you sit here.
I'm okay. Do I have to bring my own food or is there like food on campus?
You better watch me. You better watch him. Am I on you?
Lacey, you better. Uh huh. Yeah. Yo, Max, where'd you get the
furry costume? I see you. I've been had that shit, bro.
I'm gonna bring it to the drink on. Where's it at? Hey, bro.
I'm a hot Lacey. Yeah. Roll your, um, roll your, uh, your wheelchair down the steps.
Go over there to the pool and you don't get up. Looks like it's just the big four.
Hello. Why hello there. Yo. I don't know, let me tell you something again.
I love you. Can everyone hear me? I'm singing. I'ma see y'all in school. Um, yes, I am a freshman.
Then they can sell you just want to excuse to leave, bro. I'm a super senior
You're super senior, okay, okay
That's cool. That's cool. I cannot be cool with you though. Cuz you would accomplish it
I'm not a cop. I'm not a cop
Hold on let me hear that let me hear that what you say we got the weed the bits the bottles
You'll be crying, we got supported again.
Well, on my watch model, you're not
going to have read bitches or bottles.
So I don't know what you think is going on at this university,
but you're going to go to class.
You're going to get good grades.
You're not going to have any.
God, you sound like a cop, bro.
I wrote it.
This is like a big, we all some double-stuff
Oreo churrain now.
Do you like more ender rates?
No, Max, you're not like.
Why what?
You're like.
Do you like more ender rates?
I do.
Yes, I do.
Hey, like you see, you're a fucking cop.
I do.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say or do can and will
you're not going to be held
against you in the court.
Where's your brother?
If you cannot afford an
attorney, one will be appointed
to you. Nick. Yeah. Nick, you
have my house. Yeah, I know
what you want to see him. Where
is he at? No, he at my house
in LA there. You just. Uh yeah.
Where's uh where's your dad
bro? He asleep. Nick, my dad
was going to celebrate with me
bro. But I was taking too long
so we don't talk about the
dean. Don't talk about the dean
like that. That's that's the
You can't walk right now. So I'm gonna let you know this bro. You better watch out the food you eat cuz that's it
It turned into 2024 late. I know I know Max. I know I know watch me careful bro. I know
But you're not gonna bully me
Yo, I don't need for bullying. Why the fuck would I
Try and go upstairs through your wheelchair. I would never fucking do that. Okay. Go ahead
You'll be in these office right away. Oh you for the best mission on campus. I see
Yo, fuck a view count y'all make every view
What's up, you saw how I stole your shit everybody would make content everybody would be created a gamma motherfucking concert created
I'm out
Hey bro looks like it's just the big three or back
Looks like it's the deal up
And then there was one.
You know what?
Shit.
Fuck this shit.
Y'all are never gonna see me again.
I
Thank you.
you