Lacy
๐ฅ WE HERE ๐ฅ MOST CONSISTENT ๐ฅ $25,000 WORLD CUP CARD OPENING ๐ฅ LACY PRO SCRIMS ๐ฅ ACCEPTED TO STREAMER UNIVERSITY ๐ฅ BABYSITTING COCO ๐ฅ
07-07-2026 ยท 6h 47m
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Control your headbeams and look at my wings
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Stop our tall panties!
Pissing just weeks, trying to kill my nerves
I'm gonna put you on as a tire shot as I spin
Yo, what's good? What's good? What's good? How y'all doing? How y'all doing today, man?
It's Tuesday. It's Tuesday. Yeah, today's gonna be a banger. Today's gonna be a banger.
Today it's W W W W W Streamer University student. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Streamer University student. Lacey in the building.
Baby sitting cocoa. Yes. Yes. Baby sitting cocoa. Listen. Listen, bro.
First off, how's everybody's Tuesday going? How's everybody's Tuesday going? I know 1 30 o'clock. 1 30 o'clock in the afternoon. Wait, 1 30 o'clock.
Wait, do people say that, 1.30 o'clock or am I tweaking?
I swear that's not proper.
How come we say 1.00 o'clock but we don't say 1.30 o'clock?
Why do we, anyways, chat today, today we have, as you can see in the back, I can't really
zoom in on it. But we have a huge card opening today. We have a $25,000 World Cup exclusive
card opening today. Now some of these packs I have are insane, but I'm only going to show
you guys one leak. Okay, hold on. I'm going to show you all one pack. Let me get it.
So this right here, this right here,
was extremely hard to get, okay?
This is a 2006 FIFA World Cup,
Messi and Ronaldo rookie year pack.
So, in this pack, you can get rookie Messi, rookie Ronaldo cards.
This is a $6,000 box in itself, just this box right here, $6,000.
And if you pool even a base rookie Ronaldo or Messi, they go for seven grand.
It's just a base, literally a base model.
If you get an auto or you get some crazy shit
or you get a PSA 10, we're talking 50, 60 grand
just for one card.
It's actually insane, it's actually insane.
But this is just one of the packs
we're gonna be opening today.
I have a lot of packs.
We also have the brand new 2020, 26 World Cup box
but it is a World Cup opening today.
Hold on, let me go put this back Chad, I'll be right back.
Okay.
Rose crippled listen it's fine it's fine hey check how yo I'm not gonna lie we got a lot
talk about. We got a lot to talk about. Now, first things first, um, I didn't really talk about it
much yesterday because I was live for 10 hours and I was tired, but we got accepted to Streamer
University, bro. We literally got accepted to Streamer University. We are a student. I'm a student.
And I just want to say,
yo, I'm not going to lie, and y'all can say that this is D1, Dick ride, and whatever you want to
to say, I'm about to dick ride.
I'm about to get on that shit.
I'm about to ride it, bro.
The fact that Kai can come back to Twitch,
almost a million live concurrent viewers,
anytime he mentions someone's name about Schrimmer University,
shoot up to 50, 60K, is wild, bro.
Actually wild.
Like yesterday I sat there and averaged 40,000 viewers
and peaked at like 70 something K.
And like that's literally all Kai.
That's literally like actually all Kai.
So shout out to Kai bro,
just doing something for the streaming community.
And one thing that people underestimate
about what Kai's doing is putting streaming in general
Streaming in general in twitch on a map of people who don't even know what streaming is the amount of people that were probably watching Kai stream yesterday the amount of first time chatters that were in Kai stream yesterday that don't even know streamers they don't even know twitch that probably
Once Kai ended, we're like, oh shit, who's this streamer?
Click on this streamer, click on that streamer.
Same thing's gonna happen with Streamer University.
So shout out, Kai, I was actually insane.
I'm super excited to go to Streamer University
and be a student.
I'm gonna be an RA.
So I'm telling y'all right now,
I don't want any of you guys to expect me
coming into this university to be doing and to be acting up.
I'm not gonna be acting up.
I'm not gonna be partying.
I'm not gonna be going out.
I'm not gonna be causing drama.
I'm gonna go in there.
to be a good student, I'm going to, I'm going to make sure that everybody is in
class on time. I'm gonna make sure that everybody is not staying up past curfew.
Nobody's going to put, no one's going to any frat parties. There's not gonna be
any parties on my campus. And I'm just gonna make sure that everything is set.
If there's homework, everybody's got to have their homework done before they
start go hanging out with their friends. So CAP, as soon as someone offers you a
a joint or alcohol you're folding. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm snitching
right away to campus police and I'm telling Dean Sonette I'm snitching right away. I'm
snitching right away because you, I said when he announced me that I can be an RA, I can
be the hall monitor. So that means that I have to do my job properly. Those are my hallways.
Okay. So L rat. It's not about being a rat. It's not about being a snitch. It's not about
any of that. It's about sham's bomb. Free agent Kavan Looney has agreed on a one year
3.9 million dollar deal with the Lakers.
You said sham's bomb. This is like a sham's grenade, bro.
Like what does this even do? Will we just fill in roster spots? What does this even do?
Our new center is Kavan Luni.
me. Hey, welcome to the family. Welcome to our team. Welcome to our team. Come on. Welcome
to our team. Lakers, can we please just sign Jonathan Caminga? Can we please get Caminga
in? I'm telling you right now, mark my words. If the Lakers get Jonathan Caminga, he will
have a resurgence in his career. He is the perfect player that needs to be playing next
to Luca. He's athletic. He goes up and he can play defense. He is the perfect player
to put next to Luca. He will have a resurgence in his career. I'm telling y'all right now.
Watch. Just watch. Just watch. Watch. Um, okay, what else? What else? What else should I talk
I was going to say, I was going to go on a rant about something.
I was going to go on a rant about something.
Shut up, teacher's pet.
Am I going to, are people going to be mad at me for being,
I'm not going to be a teacher's pet, but like, but I'm going to,
I don't think you'll understand.
Streamer University is for streamers to go and learn how
to become a more successful streamer, to learn,
to become better.
It's not a place where you go and you have fun
and you go party and get drunk and talk to girls.
It's not that kind of university.
People need to go and they need to actually learn
and go to class and do their work.
That's what has to happen.
That's what has to happen.
boring. It's about making content. No, it's, yo, the, I'm telling y'all right now, I'm,
I'm stopping all content from being made. I'm stopping everything.
If I walk into a dorm room and I see any drugs, any alcohol, any hooting and hollering,
I'm immediately calling campus police.
I'm immediately taking a video on my phone like these
and I'm sending it to D-Zenat. Right away!
There's not going to be any preferabilia on that campus.
I'm telling y'all right now, I'm telling y'all.
So the segments are going to be you being a rat and then sitting in the
the cafeteria.
You're going to get thrown off your chair.
No one's taking you serious on a wheelchair.
OK, well, I'm going to tell you all right now.
When I pull up to Schumer University
and I have a siren on my wheelchair,
people are going to start taking me serious
when they're doing something bad in the hallways.
And they start hearing, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee.
And it's me rolling down the hallway like this.
They're going to start taking me serious when I'm like this
rolling down the hallway. Okay. I would throw you off that
chair. So I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm
just gonna become a big meme. Also, I don't know if you guys
saw, but actually, you guys probably didn't see actually,
you probably did because I tweeted about it now that I
think about it tonight at 6.30pm. I have decided to become the Batman of Fortnite. Yes, I have decided to become the Batman of Fortnite. I will be saving West practice West pro scrims. I made an entire discord server. And I got all the top West pros already in the server, the entire server set up.
We have all the West pros, I think typical gamers playing in it, and tonight me and Faxity are hosting four pro scrim games on West.
I'm going to be playing with ARC obviously to practice for FNCS and it's going to be $200 per game.
So if you're a duo on West and you win a game, you get $100 each.
And that is equivalent to what you would get for playing six hours of a solo cash cup on the official fortnight game
So if you played six hours of the cash cup and won a game
You would actually win less money than just winning one game of my screens
So faxity is playing tonight. He's doubling the prize pool with me. Me and fax of your hosting these scrims
And I have very strict rules set in place for these scrims number one
It's only West players if you're a NA central player and you try to join the discord to come in and try to steal money from the West scene
To try to grief whatever you've been kicked from the board. There's no NA central players
No, you're a players that are allowed to play
the only exception is
Faxity's teammate because faxity apparently is so ass that he needs a NA central carry. Don't know how it works, but whatever
And also why I'll tell you why because that's how games get ruined is when NA central who doesn't care about
$75 and you have Peter bot coming in and getting 30 kills that rooms the games that rooms the games
I want to actually practice and play actual scripts
So and if you're a West player and you do decide to grief or W key or make a dumb fight
I don't care who you are. I don't care how much earned you have
I don't care what you what you DM me you're getting kicked from the server right away, and you're not playing ever again
So you lose your chance to play in these?
I'll watch just for you king. Thank you. I actually appreciate that actually I actually like when you guys call me king
I actually really like when you guys call me king
When you call me king and genuinely like I actually fuck with that straight up
When does the first official day of Streamer University? I have no idea dude.
And if I did know, I wouldn't tell you. So there's no point coming to my chat
asking me. You think I'm gonna sit here in the leak news to you guys about
Streamer University? No buddy, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I don't
know what you guys think this is. I'm taking this university shit very serious.
Last time I went to college, I didn't take it serious. And I'm gonna take it
very serious this time.
You're such a joke.
Pin, Marty.
Yo, did you get the login email?
Email's been sent out, mud.
Check your email.
I think I could show it. It's
not bad. It's not it's not any
information. It's no
I'm not going to get kicked out.
It's not any like important information you fucking twats.
You don't gain shit from showing it?
Yes I do bro, yes I do.
It's called sharing with my community a cool message.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
It's not even this is fine to show this is fine to show right
He said not to so I can't show the basic email that says you're in welcome to Streamer University.
I can't show that.
Don't risk it.
You're going to get expelled.
Don't call me a veggie.
Don't don't do that.
Kai said not to whatever Dean said is what I'm going to do.
So if Dean Sonat said not to show, not to show, I'm not going to show.
I don't care what you guys say.
I don't care what y'all try to tell me to do.
I don't care what kind of mischievous stuff you guys try to get me into.
If Dean said that, we're not approved of it.
I'm not going to do it.
So in that same goes for Stringer University.
When I show up to that, when I show up to that campus,
I don't want anybody in this chat telling me, oh, Lacey, go here.
Oh, Lacey, they're having a party in this room.
Go there.
Oh, go do this.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
If Dean Sanat would not approve, I'm not doing it.
Marty Tujani tweeted.
Wait, Marty, can I show this?
Can I, I feel like this isn't bad.
It's just an acceptance, it's just an acceptance email.
That's not even bad.
Don't leak the date.
It's not.
I'm showing, I'm showing, I'm showing, I don't care.
I don't think this is bad.
It's not leaking any information.
This is the email that I just got.
Bang!
Welcome to Streamer University.
We did it!
We did it!
Oh my gosh!
We did it!
Gigi expelled?
You link the URL?
Leaps.
It's fine, it's fine.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
No, no, no, no, no, check, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's
fine, check, check, check.
Check.
Oh my god, it said account error.
Oh my god.
I leaked a URL.
I'm going to get expelled, I'm going to get expelled.
Now you're going to be watching at home with us.
Yo, do y'all think this is like a joke?
Do you guys think this is funny?
Kai Tweet, Kai Tweet, you're expelled, so Kai Tweeted that Lacey has been expelled.
I guess Kai wasted a tweet on that.
Like, what are y'all talking about, bro?
I guess Kai wasted a tweet on Lacey.
Like, come on, bro.
What are y'all saying?
Oh, yeah, it's good.
I actually can't access my student portal.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
Wait, Marty said he couldn't sign in either.
Oh, so I'm good.
So, I'm not, I'm not expelling.
USA goal.
Oh, that's what I wanted to talk about.
I wanted to talk about football in the World Cup.
I wanted to talk about football in the World Cup because I don't know if y'all watched
what happened this morning, but Argentina beat Egypt.
Now, I'm not a fan of either teams.
I'm not an Argentina fan and I'm not an Egypt fan.
I was born in Spain, so I'm obviously a Spain fan.
I grew up in the United States, so I am also a USA fan.
USA is out, so obviously I'm going to be ready for Spain as the World Cup goes forward,
as that's where I was born at with Spain.
Now, I watched this game, and to all the fans of Egypt,
to all the people of Egypt, I am sorry.
Y'all got your World Cup stripped out of your hands today, man.
I love Messi.
I think Messi's the greatest player of all time.
But that game was rigged.
Egypt deserved to win that game.
The refs handed it to Messi in Argentina.
Terrible calls.
They called the call on one side that they didn't call on the other.
And it's insane.
I'm sitting here watching this game.
Egypt deserved to win that game.
Argentina did not deserve to win that game.
As much as I love Messi, as much as I think Messi
is the greatest of all time, Egypt deserved to win that game.
the same way that Mexico deserved to beat England
and the same way that the United States deserved
to beat Belgium.
These refs are rigging the games.
These refs are rigging the games.
You lost me now.
What do you mean I lost you?
Mexico didn't deserve to win.
Yes, they did.
I'll tell you exactly why Mexico deserved to win.
On Jude Bellingham's second goal,
he put the ball down, the ref put the ball down
and the kickoff was too quick, apart from FIFA rules.
So because of that, Jude Bellingham got a free goal
and Mexico should have won.
Lacey loses money equals ring.
And then the USA game,
I'm gonna tell you guys what happened right now.
And I've actually been doing some investigative research.
I've actually been doing some investigative research.
Matt Fries, the USA Goalie,
got paid $800,000 for his last MLS season.
last season. Now, there was a better, there was a better, who bet this exact amount of
money. $800,000. Someone, someone mysteriously put 920 grand on USA to not win Verzbelgium.
And all of a sudden, that's Matt Freese's exact salary.
And all of a sudden, Matt Freese wants to step out of the goal, run half way across
the pitch, and stub his toe in the ground.
Grab his toe in the ground, and let up four goals.
And I'm gonna tell y'all right now,
don't be surprised, don't be surprised,
don't be surprised when Matt Fries,
don't be surprised when Matt Fries pops out
with a new car next week, in a new diamond chain.
Don't be surprised.
I'm telling y'all, USA deserved to win that game,
Matt Freese got paid off to sell. He got paid to sell it.
Matt Freese should never step foot inside of another goal in the history of soccer.
USA deserves to win the World Cup final.
It's called football.
Well, congratulations.
You guys had our goalie on your payroll.
Congratulations.
You had our goalie on your payroll.
Congrats, bro.
Congrats.
Congrats. It doesn't even matter. It doesn't even matter because yes, I was born. I was yes. It doesn't even matter because yes, I was raised in the United States of America. So obviously I was cheering for USA, but my home country, my ethnicity, I was born in Spain.
So as long as Spain stays alive as long as the minion ball can put the team on his back and continue to carry the boats
I'm happy bro. I'm happy
And another thing I want to say to all my to all the England fans out there to all the England fans out there
I have very very bad news very very very very bad news for you guys um
You guys are going home
All the England fans to the England team. I know you guys have probably been enjoying the USA, you know, the nice food the nice hotels, but come later this week when Holland puts up a Hatterick against England and single handedly takes him down.
You guys are going to be going back to England.
He did beans on toast every morning.
morning and doing absolutely nothing.
Hollande is going to single handedly send England back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hollande is doing it.
Hollande is doing it.
I'm telling y'all right now.
I'm telling y'all right now.
He just isn't.
Yes, he is.
Yes, Hollande is the best player.
Harry Kane doesn't do shit.
Jude Bellingham, sure, might have had one good game,
But as soon as Halan scores a hat-a-rick against Jude belling him Jude's gonna be back in skins underwear posted pictures with his abs out
He's not a football player. He's a model. Okay, so
We'll see bro, we'll see
We'll see
And it just bothers me, it genuinely bothers me that everybody is talking about, oh, England,
oh, France, oh, Norway, but everybody's forgetting about the best player in the world, La Mignamal.
He's the best player in the world right now.
Everybody has their eyes set on France, England, Norway, this, that.
No one's talking about Spain, my country.
Nobody.
In Bapรฉ this, Harry Kane that, hello I'm here.
What about Lameen fucking Yamal?
Spain is going to win at all and he's going to shock everybody, bro.
Everybody's talking about Argentina.
I guess Argentina is going to beat Spain.
I guess France stands a chance against Spain.
Well, maybe the ball is going to score a hat-arric against Mbappe.
And it's not even going to be a close game.
Not even going to be close.
Why are y'all saying sun?
throw the Minyamal misted goal 100 meters away. Sometimes you just need to shut the fuck up.
See, I know what it is. I know what it is. And what it is is this entire chat. You guys are all mad
because you're England fans. But I'll have you know that if England faced off against Spain,
It wouldn't even be a close game.
The only good matchup, the only player who gives LaMigna Mall a run for his money in
the World Cup is Mbappe.
It's the only one.
If I saw France vs. Spain, LaMigna Mall vs. Mbappe, that's going to be a good game.
That's a rivalry.
That's a good matchup.
Those are the two best players in my opinion.
No other team in the league, not Hollande, not Messi, no, no one stands a chance against
LaMigna Malt.
That's facts.
It's literally facts.
What about Hollande?
Hollande is good, but Hollande is not better than LaMigna Malt or Mbappe.
He's just not.
He's just not, dude.
He's just not.
You were born in Erie, Pennsylvania, by the way.
No, I wasn't.
Oh, I was born in Erie, Pennsylvania, really.
Where was Lacey born?
Where was Lacey the streamer born?
What are y'all saying?
I was not born in Pittsburgh.
I was not born in Pittsburgh.
I don't think you guys understand I grew up yes I grew up in Erie, Pennsylvania, but that's
not where I was born son.
That's not where I was born.
That's just where I where you grow up is not always where you were born, chat.
Look, if you search up, where was Lacey streamer board?
Lacey was born in Barcelona, Spain.
See?
I grew up in Erie, Pennsylvania, but I was born in Barcelona.
That's where I was born, in Spain.
That's why I support Spain going through the World Cup.
A lot of people don't know I was born in Spain.
A lot of people don't know that.
But I was.
That's why I've been supporting Spain.
That's why I love La Mena Mall.
That's why I'm a Barcelona fan.
And I grew up in Erie, but I'm from Spain.
That's my country.
Straight up.
Straight up.
Oh, I don't want to hear all of this.
Oh, LARPing Spain.
No, it's not LARP.
I'm supporting the country.
I was born in, like, what are we talking about?
Yo, number one dick rider in LARPer.
The mean is one person, not five.
He has to get through a back line.
Wow, he is good with his feet.
but gooey and scared to take the kid out.
Read this, thank you.
Okay, so first off, first off,
Lameenia Mall might only be one person,
but he's as good as five.
Lameenia Mall on the pitch
equilibrates to five mid-players.
He's that good.
If you have Lameenia Mall in one area of the pitch,
He's equivalent to five people around the way he gets around players,
the way he uses his footwork.
That's just how good LaMigna mall is.
And he's so young too.
He's so young.
Why does he only have one goal then?
Um, maybe because maybe because not all the best players in the world
want to always score the goals.
Maybe, maybe because, maybe because being a team player includes passing the ball, getting
your teammates involved in doing whatever it takes for your team to win, and the minion
ball is a team player, when it comes down to it and the minion ball has to face off
against Mbappe, he's going to go out there and he's probably going to score 2-3 goals.
Because that's what his name was called against.
If he has to go out there and play against Halan, he's going to score 2-3 goals because
that's what his name was called against.
And right now, he's just cruising through.
He doesn't even have to try right now
because Spain is so good.
You're forgetting someone?
All this?
Yeah, all this is a good player.
All this is a good player.
All this is a great player.
But at the end of the day,
all this is,
and I mean,
All this is like, he's like Clay Thompson, right?
He's good when he has Mbappe.
Clay Thompson was good when he had Steph Curry.
But All this without Mbappe is not as good of a player.
You know what I mean?
Like Clay Thompson, when he left Steph Curry,
you don't really hear him doing much anymore.
All this needs Mbappe to do this.
So, you guys think that all this could carry France by himself without Mbappe?
No!
You're delusional!
France is not winning the World Cup without Mbappe.
That's a fact.
You cannot argue that.
the world cup without him.
France could not win the world
cup without him.
All this is a good player, but
he's not an he's not a he's not
an imboppy level player. He's
not a LaMigna mall level player.
He's not a messy level player.
He's not a Balagon level player.
Okay, y'all are understanding that.
All right, I'll say it. Battlegun question mark.
Yo, yo, yo, I'm not over. Tick Tock is about to be in flames once Clippers start posting this shit.
Tik Tok is going to be in fucking flames.
You have zero ball knowledge.
Okay.
I think you're bro.
I might not have the most ball knowledge.
But you guys have to admit.
that France would not win the World Cup with just all this.
They need him, Bobby. They need him. They need him.
Come on. If you know ball, you know that's true.
France needs him, Bobby to win.
That's not true, bro. Yes, it is.
I can sit here and I can admit as someone from Spain,
as a Spain fan that if Spain didn't have the Minimall we probably wouldn't have
made it out of the group stages. I can admit that. I can admit that and if
France didn't have Mbappe they probably wouldn't have made it out of the group
either.
France has Demboulay as well. I know France has Demboulay. But again, Mbappe's the X factor.
Demboulay is like, Demboulay is like the Dremel on green, right? Like Demboulay does his thing, but he plays off of Mbappe.
It's a fact, bro. It's a fact. Now, let's get into reactions because I don't like talking
I don't like talking ball knowledge with this chat. Because y'all don't know ball. Y'all
don't know ball. What is this? Okay, I'll see my dick. What? What is he? What is he
I don't even want to know what he's about to say!
Okay, I'll stick my dick in the cheese piece, and no problem!
Your pants are...
Are they down?
Is he about to put his dick in it?
What is my brother doing?
Okay, I'll stick my dick in the cheese pizza, no problem!
Underwards, or pants are down?
Call mom.
Calling mom.
Mom, please answer, mom, please answer, mom, please answer, don't eat the pizza.
Don't eat the pizza.
answer mom please answer don't eat the pizza don't eat the pizza don't eat the
Pizza
Please
Hello mom I'm on stream right now they can hear you. I have a super important question.
When's the last time you ate pizza?
Wait mom what pizza did you eat?
Well, I ate country fare pizza for lunch even though I don't really like it.
I don't eat pizzas often as I used to, but before yesterday I had Papa John's last Thursday.
NOOOOO!
What?
Mom, Luke put his penis in that pizza!
What?
What are you talking about?
Mom!
Nicholas.
Mom, whatever you do, do not eat the Little Caesar's pizza at home. Do not eat it!
Oh, the Little Caesar's? Oh, he did bring home a Spider-Man pizza today.
Do not eat it mom
He put his penis in the pizza mom you had a ground up
Yes
Do not you got a ground up mom
No, no, no, tell him he has to like spend like the night in his room or something
He didn't put his penis on the Spider-Man pizza.
Mom, mom, he did.
Put it in the pizza?
He put it in the pizza.
Dad is agreeing with you.
Yeah, tell dad not to eat the pizza either.
He folded two pieces together and you know what.
What?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, okay.
Yo, ground him, ground him, mom, I love you, bye.
I love you, bye.
Hello?
Yo, Luke.
What's up, man?
Um, I was going to call Mom and Dad.
Um, and you're actually grounded.
Why am I grounded?
Mom, tell him why he's grounded.
You are grounded because you put your teen on the Spider-Man pizza.
because you put your peen on the Spider-Man pizza.
How would you guys find out?
Oh, how did they find out?
Because I called them and showed them
you putting your penis in the pizza.
That's how they found out.
It was Lucas.
Mom, hey, Mom, watch this.
Hey, Mom, look at Luke's phone, go ahead.
Hey, Mom, watch this.
Two pieces.
Mom, watch the video, watch through Luke's phone, watch.
Oh my God, I brought it.
Watch it.
I'm not even a bad fan.
Watch, Mom.
Okay, I'll see my thick of a cheese pizza, no problem.
What?
Pulled his pants down.
Pants are down?
Just keep watching, Mom.
Gets the pizza.
Gets the pizza.
He puts his dick in it.
Look at his face.
Look at his face.
It was like 10 seconds, bro.
It wasn't even that long.
You can't help it that you're a two-puck chuck.
You're a little snitch, assholes.
Why are y'all saying L snitch?
Why are y'all saying L snitch?
Wait is he live?
Is he live?
Yeah, he's lying.
Yeah, Al Snitch is right!
Yes, I'm live, asshole!
I don't care!
Yeah, I snitched on you, buddy. What are you gonna do about it?
I snitched on you, you wanna know why?
Because what if- what if dad-
What if dad ate the pizza,
and he got a fucking mouthful of your cock?
You can't knock it till you try it so you want me to try put him what the fuck
Did he just shake his little shake?
Yep, that's definitely your brother.
I support you, no matter what.
It's okay.
I...
RAY, OH THANK YOU FOR THE FIVE, GIFTED!
Thank you, bro!
It's okay to be gay embrace your true self
I'm a real ass clapper. I'm a real ass clapper. fake ass clapper. I'm a real ass clapper.
ass clapper your shit doesn't move like mine does buddy your shit doesn't move
like mine
dude what is wrong with your family what do you mean what is wrong with my
family. Breaking news. Lacey is a liar. Nice, bro. You expected element. Okay, AI
slop, nothing but a veggie. Okay. LARPing being born in Spain. Nice, bro.
Core needs Lacey. Without Lacey, there would be no core. This isn't a self-promo.
It's a statement you lazy you lazy bro. I've been streaming for like two years now
And I decided to do a string or not ending until I made a chord and it's been 12 days
I'm just wondering keep running buddy. I'm not meeting you. Um
You have a thread. Where? Oh shit. I even realized I had a thread. Fat Camp Part 2 could be a good IRL stream while you're in a wheelchair.
Yo, if Aiden's down, I'm down to run Fat Camp Part 2.
If Aiden's down, I'm actually down.
That was fun.
That was good content.
I'm down to run Fat Camp Part 2, but if I do it again, I want it to be at an actual
campsite.
Like imagine we had Fat Camp, but it was actually camping, like at an actual campsite.
Do you guys think Aiden would be down?
10K?
No, I'm not paying.
I'm not paying that extra 10K.
I'm never paying that extra 10K, bro.
But I will pay realistically.
I'll up my budget this year.
I paid $30K last year for Fat Camp.
I'll up my budget this year, and I'll pay $40K.
I will chip in $40K towards Fat Camp this year.
I feel like that's fair.
Aiden's retired?
No, he's not.
He is FaceTime Aiden.
What are the odds he actually picks up?
Probably pretty close to zero, eh?
Dead zero.
Bro, I can convince Aiden to do Fat Camp.
Aiden!
What's up, Nicholas?
Hey, I'm live.
Streaming here just so you know.
Can we do Fat Camp Part 2?
You only caught me when you're live.
Cap, last time I texted you, I wasn't live.
I'm just kidding.
Would you say Fat Camp Part 2?
Yeah, bro, we've been playing this entire time.
Wait, my chat said you retired.
Yeah, I'm on my little retirement.
I might step out though.
Let's do this Fat Camp shit.
Let's do it.
Well, listen, we got to go even crazier.
We got to include two more teams.
OK, I want to do an actual campsite, too.
We do.
Like, they have to sleep outside in shape.
Yes, but this time you can't scam me.
You have a roulette deal now, so you can't scam me, OK?
OK, I'll pay $40K this time.
Is that good enough?
Yes.
Who do you want to bring in XQC and who should have?
What do you think, who should bring in for teams?
XQC would have a good team.
Ron might do it.
Let's have Ron do it.
Come on.
So me, you, XQC, Ron, we each have a team of what six people?
Yeah.
This time, no, listen, we'll create all the rules.
We could do a draft night.
We could do all that.
Yeah.
So it's not like it would subs.
So it's not like, you know what I mean?
Cause listen, you remember Fabio, we heard him.
She remember he landed.
Oh my God.
He shook his arm.
Yeah.
And he almost sued us.
Remember, I had a, I had a goop with some overtime.
You know, now we know what to do.
It's trial and error.
Yeah.
I'm a warehouse, so we'll do it at a real campgrounds.
Okay, I'm down.
We actually though, like we actually have to do it.
Can you call me off stream?
Cause like we've actually been planning it for August.
Yes, I'll call you when, one day.
Can I call you tomorrow?
Dude, call me when you're done streaming.
I'm not doing anything.
Okay, I'll call you when I'm done tonight.
Honestly, I'm looking at chat.
What's up? What's up?
What's up?
Lacey's chat.
I think Loser might actually be down.
That would be funny too.
That would be good too.
I'm down for anybody.
I'm going back to back though.
My team's winning again.
It doesn't matter.
I'm the fat king.
No, because you kind of stat padded a little bit last time.
Oh, hell no!
You did. You padded a little bit. There was some finessing a little bit. I'm not gonna lie.
I know there was some padding on my side too, but you use a little bit of stat padding.
Okay, we'll have actual rules set in place this time.
Yes, and also how we let all the fat people go out at night and have fun.
Yeah.
We can rent out fun. We'll do more shit. We'll have like a time in advance.
You know, in advance, yeah, I had an idea that if we have an entire campground,
we could do like an extreme fat hide and seek.
Yes.
And we can make them like play with Ouija boards and shit.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I love it.
Okay.
I'm down.
I'll call you up for stream.
Do this.
Don't find out who you want to bring in.
I'll hit X, QC and Los.
Okay.
Hit some other people.
We need two more teams.
All right.
I'm down.
We need four total.
Me, you and two more.
Okay.
Matt.
All right.
Lacey.
All right.
Peace.
See, I told you he'd be down.
Bro, Aiden is not retired, bro.
He just wants to have fun making content.
And he had fun during Fat Camp.
Fat Camp part two, we have 14.
It's gonna be crazy.
It's gonna be crazy.
Fat Camp part two.
Loose is retired.
Yo, Loose will do it.
Get Ron, I'll talk to Ron.
I'm sure Ron would be down.
I'm sure Ron would be down.
I'm not going to lie.
Fat camp home monitor.
This chat has no ball knowledge.
You're all ugly as fuck.
And you guys just sit here and make fun of me all day when I
mug you.
Back to reactions.
When are we playing pro scrims?
Who?
Random kid.
So good looking and sexy his girl is actually so lucky to be with him. So
Once again, this is another fake dark one. This is not my alt. I do not have an alt. This is another fake dark one
That's not my alt
Vardone lost it and started crying after he wasn't accepted into streamer University
Damn, even after the doughnuts?
And, um, can something better happen to you than what happened is?
Wait, is he trolling or was he actually mad?
Is he trolling or was he genuinely, like, upset?
Oh no, I feel bad, Chad.
I feel bad, Chad.
He's kind of...
Oh, is that his mom in the room?
I don't know what he's doing.
Oh his sister.
Poor Vardan man.
Look it up.
Oh he's crying bro.
Hey Vardan listen.
was coming up um and as long as you meet the weight requirements i'ma put you on my team
bro i'ma put you on my team but um you're gonna start have to pack on a little bit more weight
bro
bro how am i acting like a baby there was a big opportunity and it fucking didn't work bro
He's mad.
I'm fucking looking like I'm gonna sell somebody fucking staples or some shit out of the fucking
gun will manager.
The new core video went nuclear, 1.7 million views in a day?
Holy shit balls.
All my mother's life, holy Bible, no crosses count, I'll shit on you in a 1v1.
The moment Nina thought she got accepted into streamer, you?
Oh my god, who is this?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Where have I heard the name?
Oh my god, who is this?
Oh my god, who is this?
Oh my god, I have always had it.
Everybody was...
No!
BAM!
Oh...
Oh, Nina and Jack already got robbed.
No hates a Lacey, because I love his content.
But bro, this fake dumb shit he does is starting to piss me off.
Okay, I will shove your ass in a locker, bro.
You little fucking pork.
I'm not dumb.
I'm not dumb.
I'm smart.
It gives a literal goober.
You're a literal goober, bro.
You actually are the size of the shits I take.
I'll shove you in a fuckin' locker!
Go swim, it's better for your ACL.
Fuck you.
W. Eddy.
Hold on!
Hey!
Ah, W edit, W edit, W edit!
When is the best core game night?
Game.
All right.
You.
What game should we play in a next court game.
What I for the next one wanted to be like a competition.
I wanted to be like a little, mini draft and we do 3d3 in different games.
and we do 3v3 in different games.
That's what I want for the next game night.
Minecraft, mecha-chameleon, jerk mate.
Why does this dumbass sticker actually fill my TikTok comments
and get likes?
You guys don't know the art of sticker farming, OK?
You guys don't know the art of sticker farming.
I know the art of sticker farming.
And people have been saying, oh, Lacey, since your last stickers went crazy viral,
can you give us a new set of stickers to use in TikTok comments?
Well, I got news.
TikTok, I got you.
You're welcome.
I guess I'm 27.
You're 27 by the way.
I guess I'm 27.
I guess I'm 27.
I'm actually young.
I'm actually young and ripe.
I'm in my prime.
Just get to the card, man.
We don't want to hear the LARP.
Not a larpher.
Congrats, Lacey, on making Streamer University fuck you for being a snitch, okay?
Lacey, rate my edit.
Game begin.
You inside my body like a pig.
I can't do better.
Do not repeat.
Do not do not.
Like, error.
The people we used to be, it's even harder to run through girls who would think it's real, and it's easier to get out of touch.
It's too late to make it, it's too late to try, and if I'm talking about you, they say,
oh no, I'm a bad guy, but now I've come out of my nights, you're turning out the lights now.
Okay, interesting edit there. Interesting edit, I fuck with it, I fuck with it. The Big Three edit.
Fuck the big three, it's just a big B.
Not gonna lie what Lacey's doing for Fortnite is crazy.
He's single-handedly boosting the player base by thousands and carrying the game right now.
If anyone deserves an icon bundle and to win Fortnite Streamer of the Year,
it's him, no one else comes close.
I'm gonna have to retweet that myself.
I'm gonna actually have to retweet that myself.
I'm actually have to retweet that myself.
you. This is how they're going
to have you as streamer you.
Wait, if somebody puts a broom
behind my wheelchair, I can't
move anymore.
Yo, T, thank you for the five
gifted. Thank you for the five
gifted, T. W five. Yo, somebody
that has done this to me on
I promise, I'm literally telling the dean right away.
Just a reminder, I'm coming after the other ACL
for betting on Mexico.
Stick to your knowledge on the McDonald's menu,
not about football.
Stop larping my beautiful sport.
Fuck you, bitch.
And here we go with this fucking David, dude.
I actually can't with him, bro.
I actually, like this guy is the biggest dick rider
planet earth bro this gotta be top three worst fits in history every piece of
this fit belongs to a different person this looks like a player fit before you
unlock any clothes sonion
so this fit right here was actually inspired by black boy max fun fact
believe it or not this fit right here was inspired by black boy max we have
the pink shirt on for five star.
And we also have the nice North Face Hoodie jacket
to cover it with the nice khaki pants and the green shoes.
PBM would never throw this atrocity on.
I mean, all this is good. I said that. I said all this is good. He just, he's not as good
I can't believe the rest of this.
I can't believe the rest of this.
Argentina player punched him in the face.
And I need school lover, I don't know,
where can I find a lover, I don't know.
It's insane, man.
It's actually just disgusting.
You wanna say it's the best team in the world,
come on, the best team.
Give us strength.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Stop with these weak-ass edits, bro. No one's scared of Mbappe. Nobody. You want to talk
about the USA handling France. Give Spain France. Give Spain France and see what happens.
media model demolish them why y'all saying GG Spain yo spades better black
Blackboy Max tweet.
Is he doing a George Piggins?
W.M.A.G.
Wait, this is what Ronaldo used to look like?
Oh, he kind of looks like me.
Like we have similar facial structure.
When he was young?
of eating. I want to have a booger in my nose give me a sec. Stream is going to go quiet for a sec.
Making pig noises. I was getting a booger out of my nose but now it's on my finger I don't know
to put it um I'm probably just gonna do the roll method where you roll it up and flick it
do you know how crazy it is for a manager to say this
Egypt's manager it's all about money they want Messi to stay in the tournament in football
many things happen off the pitch because of interest what happened was unfair Egypt deserved
to qualify we were the better team against Argentina all facts so far by the way I will
I will say what's on my mind regardless of the consequence.
This was clearly a rig match and the whole world saw it.
And I want to say one more thing.
If they want Argentina to win so bad,
why call everyone to come and participate?
Yochse might have just gotten you expelled.
Lacey started panicking after leaking the official streamer.
university student portal that acts as a site for all a hunt.
No, this is not a portal.
This was just the email I got.
W tweets.
How it feels logging that one bro that thinks he looks better than you.
Yes, you're not funny.
Yes, it is.
You'll be afraid.
You'll be in that fight.
I'll never be afraid.
I'll never be afraid.
Only afraid is gonna be you with black bars over your eyes.
Yo, Swiper, put a black bar over his eyes, bro.
You don't have to be the bad guy.
Fuck what anyone else is gonna say.
Cause she done got us from time.
Oh my god.
Okay.
The thing just goes by.
I don't know why.
It's the way she pops it right.
I like the direction it was going in the beginning.
I like this direction a lot better.
Bring the fourth cup to Argentina in the Mundial.
Who is this? I don't even know what I'm watching.
Bring the fourth cup to Argentina.
Where else am I?
That's Netanyahu?
And Bobcat is not even a chance against the US!
What an example of nothing.
I stopped to learn how to talk.
What's the example of nothing?
I'll find some for nothing.
Are you okay, bro? Do you have CTE?
Yo, why did Ron dribble my head like a basketball?
Like what? There was no need to be doing all that!
I woke up with a headache today!
Deserved.
He hit the relax emo he hit the oh gee Jason the ween relax emo
If y'all think Argentina game is rigged y'all dumb shut up bitch. It is
Are you going to the spider-man premiere? Wait, when's the spider-man premiere?
Wait, when's this are those fireworks? Why am I fat in a wheelchair? Wait, when's I got a pee?
I think I'm gonna piss my pants. Give me a sec
Oh, nooo.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. How are you out of breath? Oh, I don't know. Maybe because
I fucking hawk from like half a mile just now.
Not gonna lie, Lacey, keep eating,
you're gonna be contested on Fat Camp.
Who is this?
Stephen Hawking?
This is how Lacey is going to be at Streamer University.
Oh, I'm not gonna let you take that air for a while.
Oh, no, I'm not stealing that. I just forgot to do it.
Yo, by the way, pudding? I want to tell you something right now.
No?
It's not good humor. It's like very low effort humor to just get overweight people on a wheelchair
and say it's me. That's very low effort humor. It's not funny anymore.
I would rather die than let you.
This is the Pro-AM.
Reload Duo's 50K prize pool, seven games played,
one creator plus one pro per game pricing.
$1,000 for win, $10,000 for first place.
Oh my God, it looks so fucking good.
Oh my god.
Oh.
W anti-slime.
Wait, I don't get it.
What does this mean?
I don't get it.
Wait, they put all Argentinian refs for the France game?
Yo.
So all Argentinian refs for the France game so that they can rig the game so that Argentinia
doesn't have to play a bumpy.
Wow.
Wow.
Absolutely wow bro.
That's insane.
They had all France reps on Argentina.
No, this is only three France and two England.
two Norway two Norway two Norway not the best of flags not the best of flags
anyone else notice JD hasn't been in the chat since Mexico lost de-gloved hold
on a minute
since Mexico lost I haven't seen JD in the chat a single time
Top three in the world at 18 fax fax
Go go go baby go
Baby goat.
So,
Gio Lugiscia reveals Haskell sold his soul.
He's there, we're getting him anywhere, dude.
You with me?
So look,
basically, oh, basically, you both.
Do you have a question?
Do you guys actually believe in people selling their souls?
Like, y'all that has an actual thing.
I've always, I've always sat there and thought about it.
No, no, no, I wanna have like a real conversation.
Like don't like, like I'm not like no bullshit.
No like, like you guys think there's actually like
a circumstance where a human goes in to like a room
and does like a sacrifice or like weird shit
weird shit and they like actually like sell their stuff.
You know what I mean?
Like do you think that's an actual thing?
Yes, you did.
Brother, if I did that, it's not fucking working.
Half the world hates me.
Yo, Aless, thank you for the 20 gift aid!
It's called jerking off.
Yeah, your ACL injury is a sacrifice. Yeah, I can't.
I'll start it, bro.
I'm trying to do it.
I think we need to collab with Jason Lee, bro.
him and Owen got in the RDA, that's not my soccer toe.
God's saying it's not mine.
Really, that's not, I know, but I'm not gonna say about it.
So basically, he just started acting different
after Jason and Wiener.
After Jason and Wiener, did he?
Wait, he got in the RDA, man?
He was collaborating, he just started acting different.
He unfollowed Owen, removed him from the Fowler.
He unfollowed me, he unfollowed Peter,
he unfollowed Chicken Syrup.
Basically all of the day once.
Who the fuck is Chicken Syrup?
literally let my whole
I don't care. I don't care.
I don't really care.
I don't really care. Mucka
W, he left his day ones. Wait,
there's actual beef. There's
beef with with Haskell and his friend.
Yes.
They're hate farming you wait there.
So they're they're mad at Haskell because Haskell has a new friend.
Are we in the fucking fourth grade?
Are we in the fucking fourth grade?
That's some shit that I used to do in the fourth grade.
If my best friend was friends with another dude, I would be like, I would get jealous
and upset.
That's like some fourth grade shit and bop and boppy tweet and boppy tweet and boppy
Well, what happened here?
Who is this?
Madam Celeste Amarilla, you are a despicable woman and unworthy of your position.
You do not represent Paraguay, that country which has sweated passion and honor throughout
the competition.
Oh my gosh, what is this about?
She's a racist?
What does she do though?
What's her position?
Is this a dictator?
Or she doesn't have Twitter.
Fuck her! Fuck her!
Finally, about time you realize that there's so much politics involved in the World Cup.
Wait, how is there politics involved?
I thought it was just football.
Aless, thank you for the 20 and get it again.
Thank you for the 20!
If you got a sub from Aless, make sure to thank her.
Aless with another 20 gifted!
Holy shit, if you got a sub, make sure to say thank you!
Got me!
Oh, no.
Oh my gosh, where was I at?
Batman with the five gifted, thank you for the five.
FIFA has opened an investigation after I show Speed was allegedly subjected to racist abuse
during Argentina's World Cup match?
Oh, hell no.
Y'all, I'm not gonna lie.
I don't watch the World Cup.
Like, this is my first year watching it.
But it's really hard to like Argentina. It's really hard, dude.
Like everything that I've seen throughout this World Cup has made me just not like Argentina.
I'm seeing them win games they're not supposed to win. I'm seeing their fans be racist. Like...
Wait, so what does this mean, Jack,
like this specific guy has an investigation on him?
Or what does this exactly mean?
Because what are they going to do?
Tell the guy in the crowd he can't come to another game.
you know what I mean?
I feel like there's more.
Let me see, there's gotta be more to it.
like this is just that's just evil bro like it's a it's a it's a football game bro no need
to like be like that towards other human beings man that's sad bro
what is this how you think eerie hope like here comes another non ball
knowledge dude in my com bro lacey if you think Spain and France would be
nothing with how Yamal or Mbappe, huge delusional, and Mbappe was at PSG and never won a Champions League,
and Mbappe leaves, and they went back to back. Dembele won Balon Dior before Mbappe,
and all this had the top assisting. I don't give a fuck, bro.
I think I'm good over it, am I done with the reactions?
Is there anything specific I missed?
I think I got everything.
This is what Mbappi tweeted?
I mean this just fucked her bro, she's a weirdo.
How is this even allowed in?
I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it.
I don't get it bro.
Wait, what?
Go to the top?
Wait, what, go to the top?
I didn't know it was a thread.
Wait, what?
I am at the top!
Am I tweaking?
Am I tweaking it?
Read it at the top.
I'm not reading this.
I'll loud.
Oh hell no!
Fuck this bitch!
Oh hell no!
How does she even have a voice to be able to say something like this?
Mike Goat?
Brunson played through a left wrist injury during the next championship run, sources
said.
requires off season surgery. Yeah, I'm not going to ask actually or that's real fucking or that's
some shit I was doing on my ACL. Lacey, open a tops dynasty box. It costs $3,000. But if it's a hit,
it'll be worth. This is an example. Okay.
Wait, Vinny Jr.'s on the same team as Mbappi?
Drow! Drow!
DRO!
DRO!
Your brother had some words for you.
My fucking chop liver over here. I still can't believe that bro. That really suck.
I can't fucking believe he was saying I want you to come on bro. Please speak true next.
You dumbass. Drew didn't actually apply, you dumbass. Drew never actually applied, moron.
Go fuck yourself, bro. Go fuck yourself. Fuck you! Go kick rocks. Oh wait, you can't, asshole!
I'm gonna get basic everything and cook everything so that I don't need to sit up.
Maybe, maybe you should have had fucking, maybe you should have had more than a peanut
in your brain and actually posted your application for people to see it, dumbass.
Maybe you should have posted your application, Luke thought that it would be enough to send
his application in to the Stringer University and then just pray Kai sees an application
out of a hundred thousand people that applied.
Maybe you should have posted it.
Where's Drew, bro?
I've called him three times.
Call Drew.
You didn't post yours.
Yes, I did.
I did it on stream.
Yo, what are you here?
Yeah, I want to open my car.
I want to open cards.
Can you and Russell come?
Yeah, why do you say it like such a little sissy?
Lacey Kai has 20 million followers. Why don't you?
You guys just come in here to say like, like, like, like,
Do you guys just come in here to like, like, like, I don't even know what I'm trying to say.
I don't bro. I think you're really cool. Also a great looking guy. Love watching you Lace.
You're my favorite streamer. Actually, you know what? I'm gonna mod you. I'm gonna mod you. I'm
I'm going to mod you guys you guys remember what July 24th is who the chat remembers coming
soon coming very very soon y'all coming very very soon no don't remember guys July 24th
is Lacey Appreciation Day. So basically every single person on the internet, whether you're a TikTok
watcher, a YouTube watcher, a Twitch watcher, you're going to come to my stream, watch me the
entire day, and just be nice to me the whole day. Where's Coco? What? What do you mean? Where?
Wait, where's Coco?
Coco, you want a treat?
Coco, you want a treat?
Of course, of course.
Come here, come here, little Munchkin.
Come here, you little Munchkin.
Yeah, she's my cuddle, buddy.
Bro, why do y'all say you, you guys can't, you guys think you're an athlete, she's not
cute, bro.
Look how cute she is.
She's such a cutie pie.
you
you
you
you
you
You
the video where it was murder mystery.
I had to
Never just like I love Kenny
Spoiler yo go watch the video then
I'm not a watcher spoiler if you haven't seen the video yet leave the stream for about five minutes and come back
Okay, there I gave you a warning
And while you get Jason out, then have him in. Just because of that.
He has the right chance.
He would never do something to betray me. Never. But I'm still confident in him.
Plenty and Lacey, please reveal if you are an innocent or a murderer.
Lacey, I regret to inform you. No.
Notice how even here at this point where he said, I regret to inform you if he's trying to bait me,
I still played the role. I still acted. It was like, no, don't tell me.
It's an absolute masterclass that you rise just when it is. That's what it is.
I regret throwing four of me.
That I was.
I'll do this one. I'll never do that to you.
I can read you from the start. I don't even know what you have to say.
Um, Kenny?
Yeah?
So, this whole game...
No.
There's no way.
Oh my god, look at his face.
Oh my god.
Bro, this actually broke my heart.
I hated this.
I actually hated this.
I have picked every single person apart.
I have played everybody.
Not a single person will suspiciously be besides the first round.
I'm manipulating you, I'm manipulating Jason, I'm manipulating ATE, and yeah, I'm the murderer.
I won't.
I'm sorry, bro.
I didn't know what to do, bro.
I felt terrible.
I felt so bad because I actually manipulated Kenny
throughout the entire video.
I manipulated everyone.
Everybody thought that I was like guaranteed safe
and little do they know I was going into my little room
and killing them throughout the night.
And, and bro, I was so uncomfortable in this situation.
You can see it if you watch the video,
how like uncomfortable I was telling him
that I was the murderer because I hate lying to people, bro.
And I love Kenny, and I feel so bad.
And now I see all these edits on TikTok,
where it's this clip and then it's a sad edit of me and Kenny,
and it sort of shit makes me want to cry, dude.
I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I played it for a good day.
But I did.
I'm in shock.
I'm speechless.
Lacy.
Are you fucking having me on?
Please tell me that's a joke.
No, you're joking.
I'm not joking.
I played a perfect game, Chad.
From the very beginning, making the right,
I played it perfect.
I put on a masterclass.
I put on a masterclass.
If you watch the video, you can see the masterclass
that was put on.
It was crazy.
I didn't even think I had that in me.
I didn't even think I had that in me.
But I did.
It was cinema.
It was cinema.
Highly recommend y'all go watch this full video if you haven't yet, but it was it. It was very very crazy, but
People love this video. It has almost five million views in three days
And to all the beta squad fans. That's why I say shout out to all you guys bro
You guys have like completely flooded my YouTube comments and my most recent YouTube videos have been going crazy and getting a lot of love
from from
People in Europe and the beta squad fans and all those people everybody on tiktok show in love. I appreciate y'all
But thank you guys, but yeah, we're shout out to the beta squad too for letting me come on here and be in this video
But it seemed like people really liked this video. Hopefully I could do something else with the beta squad in the future
Now it was it was fun. That was a fun-ass video
Oink for me like and then you just say oink for me
What?
Um, yeah. Ready?
My bag?
So what's your bag for now?
My bag?
Yeah, so what's your bag for now?
That's fucking game time!
Turn off your OBS, turn off your OBS.
Wait, wait, what is it on right now?
It should be on that.
Game time!
Coco, watch out.
Coco, watch out.
Coco, watch out.
Coco, watch out.
Coco, watch out.
Coco, watch out.
Coco, you know Coco, I can't.
Coco.
Where's the runner at?
Coco, watch out, I don't wanna run your paw over.
Coco, hey, Milo, hey, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Here, Coco, we'll play with your boyfriend.
We'll play with your boyfriend.
OK.
Um, come here.
Come here.
Yeah, let's go.
Whoa.
Oh, no, chat.
What?
Oh, you think I can do a fucking flick?
Coco, watch out.
Okay, okay, okay, this is not going exactly how I played it to go here.
You grab her or something.
Coco, Coco, watch out! Coco, watch out!
Alright, done with the desk.
Uh...
Hey, it's the car.
Yo!
This is fucking...
Apparently, this is an $8,000 pack with a $50,000 mess.
Be careful, bro.
Bro, I'm running into the walls and shit!
Maybe even...
Can you sit in a dry bin?
Yeah, give me your regular chair.
Let's broach this A-ball!
Just dry bin?
I don't know. This one.
Why?
Oh, it's too big.
Here.
Can I have a spin, please?
You're a mess.
Okay.
Jack, y'all see me?
I guess I'll meet you.
Someone has texted me, said they found a Turbo S in L.A. with a really good deal.
Hey, who?
I wasn't even looking, no I'm not I just bought something else I just invested yeah
it's an investment check you all see me too bright yes too bright too bright no
Can't see you unfortunately. We can okay, so why does it try to turn to assholes? All right guys
Today is a special day man. We have a
$25,000
World Cup
opening now I have a lot of stuff here, but I wanted to keep it
To where it was to where it was not a ton of packs
we have a $20.22 box. But like
chances for big bangs. If that
makes sense. So we have. In
immaculate 2023 2024 box. We
have an immaculate 2024 2025
box. We have a national
treasures 2022 box. We have
We have two of these
I also have a
Road to World Cup
Noir
Not sure what this is. It's panini. I have to open it, but this is a road to World Cup
Over here we have another case of World Cup cards, and then we have the absolute
Holy Grail of football trading cards a
2006 World Cup
$8,000 box. In this box, you can get messy rookie. You can get Ronaldo rookie.
You can get a card worth up to $100,000 in this box right here. Very crazy. And
then on top of that, just for fun, I also got this collector box is a Marvel
Edition collector box. So this comes with three cards and it's all Marvel cards.
You could get a Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man auto. You could get a
Splayer man auto. You could get a lot of cool stuff in this box
I'm Michael B. Jordan auto so a lot of cool stuff in this marble box
Huh?
Shout out Doug. Yeah, yeah, we got these cards from Doug and also as you guys know shout out to pack draw for
sponsoring this card opening
but
It's gonna be a lot of fun man. It's gonna be a lot of fun. So W pack draw in the chat
for sponsoring the card opening, man.
Let's get into it.
What do y'all want me to rip first?
What do y'all want me to rip first?
You're so due for a banger, that's what I'm saying.
I'm not really bro.
Chad, I'm not opening the $8,000 box first.
No.
All right, what about this one?
Wait, Russell, what is the details on this one?
Is that the newer or the new?
The newer.
That's just each box is one pack and it has 10 cards per pack, three boxes per case, that's a fresh case, per case you're looking for, for players you're looking for Messi, Mopet, Holland and Chris and Blissick.
Okay, I say we do this one. I say we do this one.
You can cover this.
Okay, do the North first, that's what I'm doing, that's what I'm doing.
I'm looking for the medium all and in Boppy or obviously when I'll know we're messy.
How long would be cool to though?
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
These are sick.
These are sick.
These are sick.
And these are brand new chat.
These are 2526 three autographs to memorabilia cards.
cars. Oh my god. Okay. First box. First box. Focus chat. Focus. Mod change title to $25,000
World Cup opening, please. Flip cam. What do you mean?
Oh, he means like make the card one giant and new type.
OK.
I think.
OK, here we go.
We have a nor 10 cards, three autographs, two memorabilia.
So five out of 10 cards are good chances.
Oh my god, this is insane.
How much is this a pack, Russell?
That was like 3.5 k for a case.
So like a 12 card.
Holy shit, holy shit.
Okay, rums, is it ready?
I'm waiting for rums to make sure it's ready.
It's good now, okay.
Okay, here we go.
First pack, we have a Noor World Cup 2026, please.
I'm so due, just bless me.
Just bless me, man, please.
Oh, no.
Oh, minus PSI.
Oh, nice, minus 10 PSI.
Here we go.
Oh my God, first card.
Already first card, I see it.
What is that?
Who is that?
Randall Colomouani, a France player.
Okay, not even numbered, all good.
Well, I'm just gonna pull it over here
So you guys don't sign a leak and I don't want to see either.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
We have Randall Colo Moani.
Mid.
Don't even know who that is.
Okay, next up we have...
Ooh!
Vinnie Jr. out of 99!
That's deadass, not bad!
Lag?
Oh, cause the phone has no service.
We might have to do one cam for this.
Yeah, right now it's fine.
OK.
Should we just do one cam?
I'm going to try and do a Wi-Fi and just see how it is.
I'm not deaf enough to get a Wi-Fi.
It's the only Wi-Fi we have.
Yeah, I know.
You're going to try the core Wi-Fi?
No, just hold the cam.
Chad, you're just going to have to hold the cam.
I'm going to set these down, though, while we pause.
Chad's fine, Drew's going to be panning to the cards while I flip them and then onto
my face for reactions, alright?
We're never going to get a lot of feeling, okay, we have Benny Jr. out of 99, not bad,
obviously not good, not that good, okay? Next card. Who is Sebastian Nancy? 12 out of 25,
Sebastian Nancy. Okay, not bad. Not bad, not bad, not bad. Okay. All right, next card.
Oh my God.
All right.
We have Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Gray, Mark, Gray, four out of 10, Mark, Gray.
Okay, I mean, listen, the good news is we haven't done any of the memorabilia or
autos yet, okay?
I know it's not good.
I know it's not good, but wait, that's good they're saying?
Not bad.
I'll keep this one. Come on, please. Oh my god. Wait, this one's like a metal card. Wait, this is a frame card
Why is it like metal?
Okay, this one is Jamal must be Allah one of 30
All right, but this is a really cool car chat this mark way
England player 4 out of 10 and it's framed. Look, there's like silver framing around it.
These cards sake. Wait, they're saying this is a bang. They're saying this is a bang.
A feature-length 1 of 30 nor Jamal Masiyala. A Germany player. Is that good? Is that good?
20 K. Okay, come on. Next. He's always 20 K. Okay, we have a Yeremi Pino, a Spain player.
Box office. Okay. Mid, mid, mid, mid, mid. And it comes to the Jersey pass. It's all good.
Good. Next we have, oh my gosh, oh god.
We have Bradley Barcola.
Oh wait, out of 10.
Bradley Barcola, France, Jersey Patch, out of 10.
Not bad, out of 10 too.
They're saying bang, they're saying bang.
Okay. Okay. He's tough. That's a $2,000 card bet. Okay, Bradley. Come on. Next. Okay,
our first auto, John O.B. McKell. John O.B. McKell. That's ass. They're laughing. Oh my
god, they're actually laughing in the jet. They're genuinely sitting here laughing in
the jet. Okay, all good, all good. Maybe we'll get another good auto. Come on, be a good
auto. Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Thomas Muller. Thomas Muller auto. Okay.
Thomas Muller auto. Thomas Muller out of, is it numbered? It's not numbered. Not numbered.
But this is a great auto. This is not a bad shot at all. It's not numbered. And then last
and I least we have a France player out of 15 are really in tissue many auto hold on a minute
hold on actually not a bad first pack not a bad first pack at all okay okay not bad
your luck was insane there I don't know apparently apparently it's a very good
back a lot of great players from that back okay hey W's in a fucking chat man
we still have two more boxes of these we still have two more boxes so chat what
would you guys say the best the best cards out of that pack word the Muller
one is insane so this Muller one's insane chat Thomas Muller auto we're
saying Muller's insane
And this one the touch of money
Okay, cool bet bet
All right next box I kind of like this box
This box Loki has good cards. Wait the must the mother ones a one of ten I
I don't see a one of ten anywhere
So I don't think it is
Where do you see that
Out of 99, okay
Okay
Here we go
Next nor box
Can we keep the hostry going? I actually that was a very very good first. Holy shit. This is like hard to
Here we go chat
Well, I don't want to show this year
I almost had a fucking heart attack. I thought it said let me I thought it said the mean mall again
I said we all but it didn't all right first card we have
We have Jefferson Satello
Jefferson Satello, okay
2299
Not that good.
Okay, it's all good.
It's all good, Chad.
Here we go.
Next.
Oh!
We got all this.
We got all this out of 99.
All this out of 99, Michael, all this.
Not bad.
Chad, I know y'all are saying bang,
but it's really not a bang.
It's not an auto.
It's not a memorabilia.
It's literally just a base hit card out of 99.
So it's not that good.
It's not that good, but I'll take it.
Okay, next.
Okay.
At Azadine Unahi, 11 out of 49.
Not bad.
Not bad.
You know what, I need this first.
Of course, of course, of course, of course.
Of course, okay.
Unahi, not bad at all, not bad at all.
It's mid, mid, mid.
All right, next up we have...
Okay.
I thought that was messy for a second.
All right, Giovanni Lo Celso out of 49.
Okay, not, spent a bad pack so far, eh?
Spent a really bad pack so far.
Come on, give me a good card.
We got a frame card, we got a frame card.
Moist teen from Italy.
Italy didn't even make the World Cup.
Italy did deadass didn't even make the World Cup.
Okay, next.
Another Italy player.
Nicola Rovella.
Oh no, this pack is rinsing me.
This is a really bad pack chat.
This is like a really bad pack.
3.5k.
Yeah. Okay. All right. Next.
We got nine out of 25. Uh,
Jabril sissy auto Jabril sissy auto.
That's good.
I'm gonna be honest not familiar with this player not familiar with this player here not familiar
He's alleged okay
He's alleging oh wait this is a guy who scored five goals in nine minutes, right?
Okay
Amir Richardson does kind of look like when he plays from Morocco Amir
Richardson auto ass ass next come on come on
Richard Rios, 15 out of 25, auto card.
Not bad, not bad, not bad at all.
Is that Marlin?
It does kind of look like Marlin a little bit.
And the last card of this pack?
Portugal, Diogo de Lat, 14, 24 out of 25 in AutoPatch, in AutoPatch for Diogo de Lat.
I'm going to be honest, probably a really shitty pack.
Like straight up it's a shitty pack, it really is a shitty pack.
The only good card I'd say out of this pack is probably Sissy, right?
The sissy autos a cool card sissy autos a cool card
They're saying watch pens
Who did oh shit
No, we did not play against for no sissy's just good
Sissy's just good dude
That's like a lacy cute-up of fucking 49 potholes.
Probably wasn't even that long ago.
That was literally like 10 years ago.
That was still when Ronaldo was playing.
Watch the pens.
Fuck it.
We gotta watch the pens.
Yeah, that's right.
We gotta watch the pens.
We gotta watch pens.
Who is it?
Sha, who's gonna win?
Who's gonna win?
Who's gonna win?
I gotta put money on it.
I have to put money on it.
I don't care about either team.
Sorry, sorry.
Yo rums rums rums I need money on this I need money on this rums rums quick
send me odds on which team to advance quick quick quick quick quick
fucking I'm riding with Columbia programs unavailable to watch in your
area
Fox one
Rums, please rums, please text me immediately rums
My god rums is just useless bro 1500 on Columbia fuck it
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Nice, 1500 on Columbia's a double, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Come on, Columbia!
Number three to England, 2018.
This is now the fourth penalty shootout of 2026.
We'll cut the first one in the last 16.
And they will have seen a couple of the penalty shootouts
we've had already this tournament and they haven't been great.
Who do you think with? Who do you think? Who's the better pen team?
It's been great. And yeah, we were talking off there. I mean, just the the psychological
battle of taking penalties. It's something you can't really replicate. Yes, you can practice.
They will have to each player, you know, we'll we'll feel confident, but we've got tired legs.
You've got the weight of, you know, advancing to the next round.
and the stutter step players are doing now with these enough.
Just run to the ball, pitch a spot.
It's Columbia, Red or Yellow, jerseys?
Especially in this crucial part of the tournament.
Just go pitch a spot. That's where the start running.
All that nonsense. Just get away.
Go pitch a spot and just get as far as you can.
Yellow?
Alright, Chad. Chad, I got $1500 on Columbia.
from the center of the pitch to the penalty box is just along the work. It's just you.
You have to think about what you're going to do. You know exactly where you're going
to shoot it. And of course, if you're going to try to play in mind games, moving around,
talking to you, trying to distract you, it's about you staying focused on what you have
to do.
I can't talk for all goalkeepers, but whenever I end up in that situation, I was probably
looking forward to it.
Wait, the guy talking on the thing is the guy I just pulled out of a pack?
a level of confidence that they are, you know,
and Richard is just trying to save one
and then hoping that my teammates will score the five.
Columbia's kicking first.
Columbia's kicking first.
All right.
OK, here we go.
The time is now.
Penalty shoots out.
Let's hand you back to Derek Letcher and Evan Hargreens.
Chad, fun fact about football in the World Cup.
Teams that kick first win over 60% of the penalties.
Columbia got both ends so it doesn't really matter which end they take them from
But Jose Quintero is gonna be the first man to take it
Nervous time for Nesbolo Renzo. He lost the World Cup final due to a penalty nine. Come on, Columbia!
The Germany wrote a lot of shootout when the penalty decided it
The only time Switzerland have been in a World Cup penalty shootout they missed all three of them
so that hopefully the history doesn't repeat itself today.
The fall is out of the 12th of 27th of October.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
And first up, Jose Quintero against Gregor Kerbal.
It's a massive run-up.
Please.
Nerds in Vancouver.
Quintero versus Kerbal.
BANG!
That's it guys, for the first time in a while.
That's what we're talking about man, not fair.
Chad, I have a question.
When they kick pens, does it count as a goal on their stat sheet if they make it?
There's a good one, no chance.
None of that side of the set.
This is what? Right down the middle.
Now this is interesting.
Because you're watching Columbia celebrations,
we're watching a bit of a flare-up involving Gary Meager and Matt Monacanjin.
come on man.
The pitch.
Seem to be in decision in the Swiss line.
So who's taking the first one?
Switzerland's all over the place.
But this is hardly ideal preparation for him.
Nice.
You want your main man, the captain, your leader.
I'm hiding.
I'm hiding chance.
I don't get it spoiled.
Come on, Columbia.
Oh my god. He almost saved it.
He almost saved it. Come on,
Columbia.
Oh, that was so close.
You got a punch. Why did he do
this punch?
Come on. Let me see them.
Colombian flags in a chat.
Let me see them.
Colombian flags in a chat.
12 of 30.
It's not LARP chat.
My girlfriend's Puerto Rican and
Colombian. It's not LARP.
at centre-back, missed in the Copa America semi-final shoot-out defeat against Argentina
in 2021. So there might be one or two nerves here for the pick centre-back. Warhol in the shoot-out,
Quintero for Colombia, Jaco for Switzerland. That's where you've got to centre-back this early.
Come on, come on, come on, come on. The big moment for Davinson Sanchez.
I mean that I mean can tell smash it watch this from Sanchez just straight through it.
I'm sure the manager said let's don't mess about pick your spot and go for it.
We've got the crossbar shake, and it's definitely not in.
Yo, is he doing a crossbar challenge?
What the fuck was that, dude?
Half-brake for that instance, yes.
Now, he will rely on his goalkeeper,
Camille Vargas, a next up for Switzerland,
Sekir Nandini.
He scored his penalty in the Euro 2024 shootout defeat
against England.
Came off the bench in this match.
Very, very short runoff.
The Switzerland supporters can only hope.
Please, Columbia!
To give Switzerland the lead in the shootout,
Stuck to step, penalty brilliant,
Carver's here like ice in his flames,
Max Leicke is on the training pitch.
That was pretty too.
You see that a lot, stop central, couple of steps to the left.
Here's the keeper, the ice.
I think it's easier in normal circumstances, but when the pressure is high and the goalkeeper
doesn't move.
Colombia, we need this.
Colombia, we need this.
In this competition.
We need this.
This is a must-make goal.
If force won't bring it safe from Kerbal, missed a great chance to win it in extra time.
Yeah. Yes.
Come on. Let's get a stop. Go
Lee. Come on. We need you. We
So Kampas does his thing, and now Magdalen Kanji steps forward for Switzerland, the only Swiss prior to miss.
In the Europe 2024, shoots out the three against England.
He's the only Swiss player to miss?
He's thinking of the moment to miss.
He's going to do it again!
Two, two in the shootout. This is to put them back together.
They made a mistake putting them back out on a pitch.
He's got to be the only player to miss again!
Kanji vs Vargas.
You're never kicking a pen for your country again, buddy.
I mean, it's just been a second shootout in a major tournament for
Switzerland in the level of 2-2.
Yeah, it's such a winning game, I can't jinx.
Oh, I actually feel bad.
No, I deadass feel bad.
Bro, he missed two in a row.
He missed two in a row.
I feel so bad for him.
The gorgeous end of our training.
Normally, there's attacking players.
They're high fucking.
Hernandez is a gold score.
Your fancy miss.
So Chucho and Andes.
Oh, Hernandez doesn't miss.
Hernandez doesn't miss.
Full penalty for Kulmir.
Safe by Caval!
Really safe by Caval!
Lou Geppal on the penalty kick, but a brilliant save
by the Swiss goalkeeper.
And it's that fancy switch to the Wolfson gig.
What's a say, that is.
And it's at that height I had mentioned.
It's not low, and it's not high.
It's just perfect for the goalkeeper.
I mean, he dives to the same side every time.
Maybe kicked to the other side, dumbass.
He's doled to the same side every time.
And the celebration's on the Swiss bench in the background.
That's the worst feeling as a player.
You know, when you've missed.
But he hit the target, it was just a brilliant take.
Wall Street tears in the crowd.
There's so many emotions in Vancouver.
Yakin can barely watch.
Cedric it in for Switzerland to put them back ahead
in the shootout with mortal effigy.
Cedric, he's going.
The Argentine are waiting for the winners.
Colombia need their goalkeeper.
It can score down the middle.
At fanfic Switzerland, Colombia now have to score.
We don't mind that a little bit safe down the middle.
Got a place to power.
The plan is relieved.
Every team I bet on losing.
This does this job.
Jack's team are almost there.
If Lewis Diaz doesn't score,
Switzerland travels to Kansas City
to play Messi in the world champions.
If Diaz does score, then all the pressure falls
on the fifth penalty taker for Switzerland.
Colombia's main man to keep them in the 2026 World Cup finals.
Colombia wouldn't want any of the players.
He has doesn't miss it. He has doesn't miss this.
It's all up to the goalie.
It's literally all up to the goalie.
It's literally all up to the goalie, bro, please.
the week. Yes. Cement your legacy. So all eyes in this
stadium in Vancouver for the number 17 of Switzerland,
Ruben Vargas. Oh, no, Vargas is good.
We'll have a little talk. They keep going. Yeah. What if he
makes this Switzerland wins? You can reach out and grab the
tension in this stadium.
You know how nervous he probably is right now?
Bargas has to score.
The other Bargas has to save.
Oh my God.
This has to send Switzerland through.
Please, Columbia, please.
I can't lose more money.
I'm done betting I'm done betting on these teams. I'm actually done betting on these teams
I'm down $15,000 in three days from betting on these teams bro first Mexico then USA
day. Now, Columbia, like I'm down so much money, but this isn't even funny anymore.
How every team, I put money on loses every single time. It's like, it's like, it's like,
it's like I have like a curse over my family name.
Whatever, I'm going back to opening cards, bro. Maybe I'll get a good pool. Maybe I'll
I'm gonna get a good pool.
Ready, Drew?
I'm gonna get a good pool, bro.
Hey, Russell, if you've got enough time, I'm not really sure.
It's just genuinely insane.
It's just genuinely insane.
Maybe I'll get a good pull here, bro.
Okay, we have another Norpac.
Sorry, Mikey, you're gonna have to cut the video, but, um, all right, Chad, we got another
Norpac here.
Hopefully this one treats us a little better than the last one.
The last one was absolute shite.
Absolute shite.
Oh, Russell, will you turn the game off the monitor?
they're saying case hit incoming right here oh yeah wait so there there has to
be a case here okay okay so why like a motion picture messy it's
That's insane.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's a thing, but.
Okay.
All right.
Here we go.
First card.
We got Jamal Moussiala, two out of 99.
Mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid.
Okay.
Next.
Vettina, Portugal, 57 out of 99, not bad, not bad, Vettina, not bad, but not good.
It's not what I'm looking for.
Christian Eriksson, Christian Eriksson.
I know it's a good player, but it's not a good card.
You guys got to understand that.
Okay, Christian Eriksson for Denmark.
All right, next.
So let this one a little bit
Okay, Bilal Bilal and canoose three out of ten three out of ten
We worry about putting sadgies
Rip Erickson, oh Erickson passed away
Rest in peace man
Rest in peace to Christian Erickson, man, and you know that that's sad
He had a stroke, oh, rest in peace man, parents for his family.
He's not dead.
How do they just all communicate?
So when I see people saying RIP in the chat, nice.
How do they all collectively troll at the same time?
I don't know.
It's not a large chat.
Oh my god, this next card is the frame.
Come on, be good, be good, be good, be good, be good, be good, be good, be good, be good, be good.
Scott McTominay, like, this dog is dog shit. Scott McTominay, seven out of ten.
They're saying no to you. No, they're not, bro. The Terminator, like, I can't, I can't, bro. Okay, next.
Pavel Sulk. Not bad, not good though, not good. Okay, next, He Chen Wang. He Chen Wang,
41 out of 99 with a jersey patch. Okay. He Chen Wang. It's not chasing the wean bro.
Okay. I think this is the case. It's a case. It's a redeem. I never got my Luca. Oh, yeah,
I have the points for that.
They give me nothing.
OK.
The redemption is a.
Oh, wait.
I'm not supposed to start it right.
It's a neonore signature Jamie Vardy card.
Should we just get away of the chat?
Scratch our shirt off.
Is that good, Chat?
Bang.
They'll be JD saying W.
I'm guessing he's a Mexican player?
He's pretty good. He's he's one of the goats. Okay. Not bad. Not bad. All right.
On Obi-Mickel, Otto lost A-list signatures out of 99.
And last but not least, Robert Perez, France, Otto, out of 25.
Yeah, I mean they're seeing W's for that card. Okay. I mean a listen a lot a lot
I maybe in terms of players they're good, but I feel like in terms of cards. That's not really a good card
That's not really a good card
Like it's an that's a hate
Where's the money?
You didn't get a single big hit from that case
So, you want me to rip a national treasure?
Who can I get from National Treasure 2022?
Who can I pull from this?
So, one pack and it's 10 cards.
You can get, let's see, or all of them, Neymar, Pedri, and others.
Let's see where all of them need more arpeggio and others.
And then go give her a brand logo book that's like the biggest hit.
Yeah, probably.
Okay.
Chad, y'all want me to rip the National Treasure?
We're all saying Drake.
Well, I can rip Drake?
Tupac.
Brun.
The checklist for the World Cup products is huge,
so it's likely you get nothing by the way.
Grace, good to know.
Marv is cold.
Good to know, bro.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks for telling me that, Jeff.
Fuck it, we're ripping the national treasures.
Fuck it, we're ripping the national treasures.
We're ripping the 2022 soccer national treasures.
Wait, is it one of those things where I open it,
it's going to be like...
I think it's a pack, too, but it's cute ass.
There we go.
It is a pack.
Oh, my God.
How much is this box?
So this is one pack.
How much is this one pack?
$2,500 $2,500 pack of cards
this should literally be forbidden bro like they should get like I could buy a
I am a Ronaldo card, rookie for $2,500.
2022, here we go, chat, national treasures.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
I'm not gonna leak.
I don't even wanna leak to myself, I wanna, I wanna like.
Chat, has he pulled anything crazy yet?
Buddy, it's been six months
and I haven't pulled anything crazy.
First card, bang.
Landon, Landon, Donovan, Landon, Donovan, treasured moments, the go.
card so you see a black guy and say is that LeBron she's in a yellow purple
jersey and he's number 23 Moises Taicido 99
All right, next please just be a good card, please
Paco Alaser 99 patch like I'm just getting fucking fucked right now dude. I'm getting fucked, bro
That's not good chat, please please please please please please
David Louise patch out of 99.
It's not bad.
It's the best card so far.
David Louise patch Brazil.
It's actually not bad at all.
It's actually not bad.
It's not a bad shot at all.
Okay.
Casemiro, out of 99 patch, Casemiro, not familiar with Casemiro, not familiar with Casemiro,
not going to lie, not familiar with Casemiro, but chat saying it's good, so I'm going to
the chat. Good, good, good. Okay, okay. Real Madrid legend, back. Arturo Vidal, 65 out of
99 patch. So am I going to get a single auto in here or what? Am I going to get a single
auto in here or what the Dow's good the Dow's good it's not ass the Dow's not
ass the cart is ass but he's not ass okay next
Okay, okay, the chat saying OMG wait is he good wait is he good I don't have ball no
I have no ball on I don't know who these people are. I'm gonna keep her up. I don't know who these people are
Hundred greatest Italian defender of all time and I got his autograph
It's a $70 card
Luke de Jong
7 out of 49 and he looks like he just fucking signed like some random scribbles on a car
and broke Luke DeJean looks like it says this this is shit this is shit this is a lacy
auto nice Edwardo 11 out of 25 auto
the chat saying who why is the car kind of looking good all right in the last
card of a $2,500 pack is. Son! I got son! Son! Yes! I got son! He ain't who ain't been son. Out of 99
auto I got son yo we got son oh my god I just got nothing from that entire
I actually got nothing worth anything like
You still have more than half
Should I get a little reset intermission do the Marvel
Yeah, that's cool.
Reset intermission?
Because we have been getting shit with the football pack.
So maybe I open a Marvel real quick.
Yeah, we have one Marvel box, literally just one.
But it's like a crazy collector box.
Like, there's three cards in this box.
So in this Marvel Studios box, Shat, there are three cards.
OK?
It's officially licensed by Marvel.
And you can get crazy stuff, bro.
Hydration break exactly a hydration break. All right, shall we
It shows room I open
My god, okay, so there's an autograph card a mystery card in another in a perfection card
All right, what should we do first auto mystery or perfection mystery first, okay
Okay, first card is the mystery card.
Are we ready?
Wait, why is this, bro?
The show stopper out of 100.
It's like the worst thing you could get.
It's actually the worst Marvel card you could get.
I'm not even kidding.
It's like the worst marble card you could get.
All right.
Okay.
Surely the autograph is better, right?
Autograph, here we go.
Please.
We got a Korg auto out of 100.
A Korg auto.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I don't even know who to fuck.
Oh, it's a Thor?
I've never seen Thor in my life.
Horde.
All right.
It's not possible to get worse than these two.
And this is a perfection card.
So this is a perfection card.
Give me Spider-Man, give me Iron Man, right?
This isn't even a superhero, he doesn't even have a power.
The high evolutionary?
Who the fuck is this guy?
This looks like somebody's uncle.
a cruel scientist. I actually, I really enjoyed opening that too. I really was like praying
I got the superhero I knew. Like that's actually depressing. It's actually J.D. Pressing.
Who the fuck is Cork? How did he sign it? He's not even a real person. Yeah, how the
fuck did he sign last year? That was a $15 card and you throw it like it's nothing? Fuck
you. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna let the chat decide we open next. We can either open the green
immaculate 2024 2025. We could open the red immaculate 2023 2024. These are what are these?
You can open this, which is a full case, six boxes,
12 cards per box, two Chrome autographs per box,
and you can get a bunch of players.
Yeah, it's all hits.
So this is all hits?
Yeah, we're going to open all of these eventually,
And then at the end of this opening,
we are going to open the $8,000, 2006 messy Ronaldo pack.
And we are praying we get a messier Ronaldo there.
All right, here's what we're gonna do.
Let's open a chrome, right?
Let's open a chrome with all casets,
and then let's swap over to the green immaculate.
Here we go.
You're not getting shit, buddy. So who can I pull out of this? Can I get a
Let me know out of this
Can I get Halon and Boppy
My god, it's actually just one pack. It's a literally one pack and how much is this for back
So it's a thousand dollars back
Okay, oh my god, I got the okers check it this tomorrow on Victor gay okers arsenal card not bad
Tyreek George
Freaky his name's freaky freaky Dijon or gold card. I got out of 50
Franco musta no no
No
We got a laundry at a 25 that's actually good I think
Shirley a robbery at a 25 is good right chat from Manchester City
That's pretty solid, I think.
Okay, Giovanni, come on, please give me the mean.
Okay, we got Leonard Carl, sounds like a fucking janitor name, we got Rio, oh, an auto, Rio,
I think Lenard Carl is good.
Lenard Carl is good?
It's a rookie card out of 99.
Lenard Carl rookie card out of 99.
That's really good.
Wait, Rio is huge.
Rio out a 99 auto rookie card.
They're saying that Rio card is massive.
There it is, guy.
No, this one though.
Okay, so that card for sure, that's over here.
Wait, you're telling me Rio's the next Wemby?
No like in terms of like potential $700 for that real car with the book Madison beer
John McGinn, Mohamed Kudos, and I need this rookie card.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Not bad at all. Not bad at all.
All right, game time
Game time
Time for the 2023-2024 immaculate Russell. Who can I get Russell? Who can I get?
23-24 immaculate
Give me one hit
So there could be a Lameen the Mallory starting here
Yeah, they're saying you're malarkey
So there could be a lamina malarkey inside this little briefcase right here y'all there could genuinely be a lamina malarkey card here
Oh my god, I'm looking at it. Look at it. Just sitting there nice and pretty nice and perfect. Look at it. Just sitting in there, bro
Oh my gosh. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
I had actually haven't done anything that's like even remotely close to money
back by the way. Yo, you know what I just realized over these last six months?
card opening might be the worst hobby of all time.
You better find the ones you want.
Yeah, like card collecting is actually probably
the worst thing, it's no return on investment at all.
Like the odds.
It's perfect, it's a promise.
Yes, unless you're long-term molding,
but for singles, you can buy a single
to make money long-term, but like.
I feel like this is worse than gambling.
It is, and Loki is worse than gambling.
You know what, he hasn't had one, ever.
You don't lose your houses to my fucking community.
You wanna bet?
You don't think someone's lost the house
trying to chase a rookie card before?
Or trying to chase a crazy card?
Here we go.
All right.
Please, Lameen.
First card is Morgan Gibbs White. 10 out of 50. Morgan Gibbs White, okay.
Next we have, we have manual new air. One out of 40. That looks like the goalkeeper
for Germany, yeah?
He's a goalie.
Okay, they're saying, bang, best goalkeeper of all time.
But it's just not a good car, chat.
No auto, no patch.
It is number one, though, out of 40.
Not bad.
Tony Cruz Otto Tony Cruz is he good I've never heard of Tony Cruz never heard of
them they're saying OMG but I don't know when they're scrolling they're saying
This is the best card of the opening
Much as a work out of 99
Tony Cruz Tony with an R
That's like a 6k card
Out of 99 never mind its ass
Eunice Massa auto-patch out of 99. Okay, so now we're looking for though like Lameen
I need you.
It is a booklet. It is a booklet. Signature Moves Booklet.
It's Kenny, Kenny Dalglish, Liverpool FC, Kenny Dalglish,
Bookley Otto.
Kind of looks like Angry Ginger a little bit.
They're saying, bang, Liverpool legend.
Shirley this is something good
It's a $70 card
All right, we have Iker Castellus out of 99 and a
Alessandro best Stony out of
Casillus is insane, guys, the player might be insane, let me see the card, the Casillus
card, the player might be insane, out of 99 Casillus card, like the patch is not insane,
Unless, is that from his gloves though?
Wait a minute.
Where are they?
What are you saying about?
All right.
Okay, I mean,
the booklet's a 1K card?
Not bad, not bad.
Not bad, I guess
Not bad. Okay, let's do another chrome. Let's do another chrome chat. We're hunting a lamina mall though
I don't think but that's the whole goal. I'm hunting a lamina mall card. I'm hunting it. I'm a predator
Here we go, here we go, here we go, we have another $1,000 crope back, $1,000 crope back.
Arthur Deet?
Letaro Martinez, nothing else on the guitar.
Romeo LaCucu, oh wait, LaCucu's good.
LaCucu's good, but it's not a guitar.
Oh my God.
How cute was sorry FC Barcelona card. I'm having a good card.
Diamond day out of 50.
Kasari's goaded.
Yeah, but chat it's not numbered. It's not. It's literally just a base card.
Sucks.
Sucks.
Card sucks.
Shit.
I'm gonna go see it at 99.
Jamie Caragher out of 50.
Oh, wait a minute.
Virgil van Dik, four out of five auto.
Wait a minute, is Virgil van Dik a good player?
Never heard of him, not familiar.
Is he good?
I think he's good, I've heard back there.
This is an amazing car, an amazing pool.
He's the best center back?
Okay, four out of five is not bad.
All right, we got shit, shit, shit.
That's the case hit, okay?
Okay.
How much is that worth?
$200.
Like, like Chez, the $25,000 opening,
getting a $200 card is not a case fucking hit, dude.
It's not a case hit.
I'm doing it for another one.
I'm doing another one.
I'm doing another one.
Oh, last sale was $700 on that card.
That's not bad.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Please, leave me in your mall, I'm waiting for you, please.
Okay, we got Ollie Watkins, not bad.
We got...
What the fuck is this guy?
Job Bellingham?
This is Jude's little brother?
Job Bellingham rookie card.
That's his brother?
Is he good though?
Or is he like a, is it like a,
like a Yanistanasi situation.
Okay.
Another, oh no, this is perisic,
but it's not even numbered, it's nothing.
Franco must do oh no.
Pardon?
It does kind of remind me of it.
Franco must do oh no rookie card for Real Madrid.
Kyle Saka. Saka's good. Saka's good. 41 out of 50 Saka. Is that good? Saka's good.
It's 41 out of 50, no auto, no patch.
We got Denzel Dumfries.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
A Gabi, one out of five auto.
I don't know who Gabi is, but if he's good, this could be a good card.
Is Gabi good?
Is Gabi good?
That's a banger card.
Okay, he will be okay.
We got Gabi right here, one out of five auto and I got Franco must do no, no, no, no, no.
What one?
Gabi's a thousand dollar card, one out of five.
Not a bad pool. Not a bad pool at all.
Not a Franco's ass. Nice, of course he is. Not a bad pool at all.
Alright, fuck it, one more, one more, one more. We still have two more packs of these, but like...
I know, I know, I know. But I still have this immaculate box, and I have the messy one.
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
Oh my God, I feel this one.
Oh my God.
This pack's heavy.
This pack's heavier.
This pack's heavier.
It's got something crazy in it.
This pack's heavier.
Yo, Labiondella 100, wait, is that?
Is that actual Labiond?
Labiond, thank you for the 10 gifted.
WLabiond.
Okay, here we go. We got Hugo Etiquette. Nothing though. We got Ta'jani Reindeer. We got Abdao
a lot of her rookie card
Zobby Simon's young card
Leonardo Santos eight out of ten rookie card
Santos is pretty good. I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure Santos is a solid player pretty sure Santos is solid
I would say, out of 99, Liam DeLop out of 99, Hugo Etiquique Otto.
It's a pretty cool autograph.
It's a pretty cool autograph.
out of 75. It's actually a pretty solid autograph. He has a good autograph and he can look at
autograph he too. Oh, Hendrick out of 50 auto. Is it Hendrick good? Hendrick out of 50
The auto, that's a shit player.
Why did you figure out about Hendrick?
Because I know him.
From what, though?
I don't know how I know him.
I just know who Hendrick is.
He's the next Pele.
Brazilian prodigy.
Is he like super young?
I swear this kid's like super young.
He's 18. Yeah, I remember hearing about Hendrick.
Let me keep that one. Let me keep that one.
Do we do it? Do we do it?
We have the Immaculate. We have the Immaculate Collection Chat.
green immaculate how much is the 24 25 green immaculate back and who can I get
24-25 was 1300.
Uh, a little bit.
Mbappe, Holland, and Matthew.
I'm sure you can get fucking with them all.
Please give me an Mbappe card, bro.
Chat, I need an Mbappe.
I need an Mbappe, bro.
I need an imbobby guard
I need a knife is what I need here. Here we go. Here we go, please
First card we have
Antony Griezmann Antony Griezmann out of 19
The United States Corbin Albert out of 19 so these are WMA packs or it's going to go
But they give us a wrong shift.
Alyssa Thompson out of 10 patch.
It's a woman's back.
It's a woman's back.
Okay.
Oh, hold on.
how Victor rookie card six out of 20 six out of 20 mid nice of course it's a
All right, next.
True.
Enzo Fernandez, five out of 20 patch.
Not bad.
Enzo Fernandez is a good player.
He just scored.
Yeah, Enzo just scored.
Enzo just scored.
that's actually a good that's a good pool that's a great pool five out of 20
okay
I don't like him though I know it's a good car Jude Bellingham two out of 30
I know I don't like him like I just don't I don't like he sent Mexico home, and I don't like that. I don't like him
He's good. Yeah, I know he's good two out of 30 Jude Bellingham patch
Fine bro fine bro whatever cool Jude Bellingham cool
Eight out of 18, Oliver Geroud, Auto Patch.
It's not good to have something to do with me.
And I get Robert Lewandowski, five out of ten, Auto Patch.
Wait!
It's a Barcelona one.
Wait, a Lewandowski 5 out of 10 is good.
That's a good card.
That's a good card.
Oh, finally, a decent card.
That's mid.
How is that mid?
Lewandowski's good.
How much is that car chat? How much is that card? $30?
Dude, why do they freak out and say the actual price?
It's a $30 car. Are you fucking trolling right now?
It goes in nine minutes.
I'll have said that for every person I pull.
All right, let's do another chrome.
Let's do another chrome.
See, the thing is with the football cards,
I don't know what cards to keep.
Like, I don't know what cards I want to put in my case.
Have I gotten any cards that are worth
putting in my case. I'm putting June in my case, bro.
You know, it's got to go through and pick this shit that's
ass out of there. It's kind of, it's kind of, I have a
Friday call. Thank you. Actually, thank you, messy. Okay,
here we go.
All right, another thousand dollar pack chat is a $1,000 pack you can get we're chasing
Let me name all in these
My hair car a rookie car already have
Whoa case it maybe
What the fuck Pierre Emric Abou Mayang
Divine Mukasa rookie card out of 99
That's case hit. Yeah, it's not even numbered
It's just useless
I keep getting this kudos guy bro kudos out of 50
Mario got say
Oh my God, another endric at a 25?
Oh, another one?
Another endric?
Should I just give this away to somebody in the chat?
Let's be honest, I've never seen a nice shit.
Wait, it was my first entry to auto, right?
Isn't it right here?
Is this from the same bank?
This one's a different, this one's better. This is a better card.
Because this one, look, it's gold and it's out of 25.
This one's ass.
and Leonard Carl Otto rookie card
Leonard Carl Otto
Carlos huge yeah not when it's out of 250 though not when it's out of 250 it's not huge bro
doesn't fucking matter what's that 250 I'm getting rinsed I'm getting generally fucking rinsed man
and I'm literally getting rinsed.
Last $1,000 pack of the chrome case.
Okay, we got Antoine Griezmann, Nico Williams, another Diamond Day, Kendry Payes Rookie Card,
Wellington at a 25. Hujmad at a 75. Another diamond date at a 99.
Okay, we've got Iker Gazillas, auto out of 50, I'm gonna break some, bro, I'm gonna break
some, bro.
No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna break some, I'm gonna break some, cuz like, bro, Gazillas
W brother I haven't I this is a $25,000 opening and I haven't pulled the single
the medium all messy or Ronaldo card not even a not even a base card not one I
haven't gotten in Boppy I haven't gotten I haven't gotten I haven't gotten I haven't
going to anybody, bro.
That casillus Carter.
So you're telling me how much is this 17 out of 50?
Casillus auto car worth?
How much is this worth?
How much is this worth?
$40
bond
bon angelo canado
lucky card auto
I think this would
be like opening basketball if you owned
it
I feel like opening basketball if you only knew like LeBron Curry and Durant, you know what I mean?
So these are so many packs
So Chad these are the brand new
2026
Panini prison cards. It's 12 packs in 12 cards per box
Someone said just look for color
It's easy just look for color, okay, fuck you
You want manga or a color blast manga or a color blast, okay?
I
Know
Malo Gusto
Malo Gusto
Out of 199
No
No color
The messy manga goes for 13k raw
Color color color color
Okay, chat. They're saying I got a Pele card in there. Yeah, but chat a base, what is a
base Pele card, not even number good. What is that going to do a base Pele like what?
Mamadou, Mamadou, Saar, Ruki, nice.
Ooh.
Okay, wait a minute.
Patar, Sucish.
Ruki.
Sucish 94.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
You just got a 10K base card.
So a Pele is a 10K base card, I'm sure it is, Chad.
So anybody could just open up this $500 pack
and get a 10K base card.
Yeah, I guess, fucking idiots.
Color, color, color, color.
Okay.
I'm looking for color you missed a one-of-one so I missed a one-of-one card
color, color, that yes sir asprilla, the mean, the mean, the mean, the mean, the mean
bass card. It's a dollar. It's not worth a McChicken. Surely there's a manga here, right?
Lucas Mendes Rookie, we got Hugo Ekitike, Iant's Scores Club, but once again we have no color
glass.
Oh they're saying I'm cooked, I already pulled my one out of, nice.
Wait a minute, color, color, color.
I might actually just be the unluckiest human that guy didn't even make the team
There's color, there's color, BANG!
Max Orbson USA out of 26.
These aren't even we're sleeping.
We're not so lucky these aren't we're sleeping.
They just sell it off out of this or someone's room.
Okay.
Netherlands, jury and timber.
Not a bad card at all.
Not a bad card at all.
Fucking violence.
Okay, we got absolutely nothing again.
I will buy your bulk.
Why would you want to buy this bulk?
Stop ripping packs you're not a collector. Oh, what do you call that on the wall then buddy?
I'm not a collector
My god, we have a card we got a good card
Matthew garbage
out of ten New Zealand you want to know what it is though the truth about this it's all
leading up and there's going to be a mess here and on a rookie garden here the
holy grail is what we call this I'm opening this way after this chat
It's like, it's like actually nothing good.
It's like, it's like nothing even like worth my while right now.
Oh, if you just open this one next, I'm going to have to just see you run for like, fucking
much longer.
I don't know how that's working out.
Not a single manga, not a single color glass.
Absolutely fucking nothing.
fucking nothing. Dude, I just want to pull something cool!
I don't care if I miss in all this bass card, bro.
You're bad luck. Am I just a curse?
All right, so we have one more box of these of these chrome prism cards. Let's just fucking
skim through them and see if we can get a color blaster among them.
Okay, hold on, chat.
We got a Calamicoat, rookie card.
Calamicoat.
Calamicoat.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Let's just start fucking ripping, girl.
Let's just start ripping, girl.
Nothing.
Oh, we got a all this
At a 215 Michael all this out of 215 not even bad not even bad
Not a single color blast
Okay, we got a Ryan Mendez rookie guard Ryan Mendez out of 61
One, please for Cope Verde.
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
It's a joke, check.
Canada Brain Base Card.
It's a genuine joke is what it is.
Leonardo Bacuna, I'm a 50, a literal joke, a literal joke.
I would actually rather pull a dare walk
in junior card than this.
I would rather pull a dare walk in junior card.
And this is literally just all, this is the entire pack,
by the way, right here.
So yeah, let's see.
Yeah, I'm just going to go back to my computer.
Okay, surely there's like a, surely there's like a color lesson here, right, or a manga,
maybe chat?
Maybe?
Nope, nope.
Just absolute shit and more shit.
Oh, I'm going to cut a lot.
Okay.
There's our there's our auto of the of the pack. There's our auto Mike Sorber auto
USA soccer
Am I getting rage baited like this is to be a joke
alter ego
alter ego
we got a
we got a joe hand
what they're saying
alter ego
But it's not even numbered or anything
How much is a luke modrick alter ego case hit card worth
You guys should say 10k to everything
I can get it, I can feel it, I can feel it.
Bang.
Bruno, Grumirez, not even numbered.
Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, bang!
Are you a Matt Frees card?
This guy just sold the USA's entire entire World Cup. I don't want this car. I don't want it
I don't want this car. He just sent the USA home
And that's a 10k card by the way.
Did you get the all the all this card right there?
All right, it's time.
It's time chat.
The time has come.
We have not done anything.
But it's for good reason.
It leads up to the 2006 Germany World Cup Panini Pack,
Ronaldo in messy rookie year.
Second year, first year.
First year, their first year.
So that's rookie year.
Did they both start playing this in a year?
This is the most expensive pack of the day
and you either basically get Ronaldo or Messi
or you get nothing.
Please be careful with that, okay.
Okay, these parts are probably so fragile.
So this box was made in 2006.
It's not as old.
Bro, I was three years old.
Oh my gosh look at how different the cards look.
How much was this box?
A lot.
A lot because you can't really get them anymore.
It's very little amount of cards.
Okay, first pack.
Okay, aqua.
Camille Kassowski.
Holy shit, these look so old.
I'll check keep in mind
Oh my gosh
This is a cool looking card
They're saying Nesta
Nesta's a good card
Wait drug was a good card. It's a really cool-looking card
Made in Italy for a flick I'm opening like an ancient time right now
Sleeve it
Okay
Okay, son fuck you, bro
The drug book cards $15
These cards need to be PSA 10 for them to have value
Why am I handling them
Walter Samuel, very careful, very, very careful, Ohtani, Ivan Hines,
They're saying fake.
What do you mean fake?
How do they know they're fake?
What does that mean fake?
Leo Ferdinand.
Son, what is that jersey?
It's a white t-shirt.
I wonder if they wear jerseys like that.
Fake?
Fake cards.
How would they be fake cards?
What are you all, are you all retarded?
Average England football fan IQ.
a messy PSA 10 goes for $10,000 plus.
Dotto Prisso?
The Duga? Campbell?
Luis Perez? Hanover Stadium? Costa Rica?
good. So far have I gotten anything that's even. This chat is actually, this is literally
is not my chat okay in a moto Harry
Kuhl Santos Germany 2006 World Cup card that's a good card Ecuador Pete Setsch
I mean these players still play chat with the other Messi and Ronaldo probably not
I mean these are just pointless unless you get unless you get a mess here Ronaldo pointless literally pointless
Okay, we got Van Bommel
Maniche
Vogel
a stadium all of her con dude actually looks like you could have been a truck
What they're saying Max win con cons of max win
It's not a max win a max one is a messier Ronaldo
Even now, I think, pretty much, just went all the way over for just messing with her.
Adriano, Borghetti, Toronto, and the Brazil team.
Oh my gosh, chat.
It's not looking good, bro.
It's not looking good, bro
Okay
Vander vart personally last name is fart row Zay Roberto
Austin Delgado
Sissy
Rude van Nister Rouge.
Okay.
They're saying the Brazil team card is good.
Did they win this year or something?
Italy won that year?
Okay.
Italy won the World Cup.
What was good about that?
Okay, Carvelio, white York, Carlos Salcido,
and a stadium card, and Team Hiram.
You got an Italy team card.
Wait, is an Italy team card good?
Because they won?
Is this a good card?
Yes?
Yes.
So, you got welcome.
Oh, cool.
You got cool.
Hello, spoken egra.
Hello.
Zaneti.
Michael Owen.
God, bro, if I just I just want to flip a card and see a messy like that's all I want
to do is just flip a card and see a Lionel messy, bro.
Okay, Taissa Schmuck, Dirk Kiet, Willie Sagno, Deco, Carlos Tives, and the Argentina Team
Guard.
Wait, that's not it?
It should be, no.
It was messy, not Argentina.
He should be on the team card, no?
Didn't start.
He didn't even start yet?
That's insane.
That's actually insane.
Okay, Takahara, Melozovich, Stadium, Bastion, Schwann, Steiger.
Okay, we got Angola and David Beckham.
David Beckham?
It's not a bad card.
David Beckham, definitely that's got to be a decent card.
A David Beckham foil?
That's good.
Wait, what year was this for David Beckham?
That's his rookie card?
2006. Wait, it's a David Beckham foil rookie card.
PSA 10's worth $100.
I'm only being 60 minutes with that four over.
Four.
Four fucking done.
Okay.
Okay, and Figo.
The shipping on that card is more expensive than the card.
I just want the messy, bro.
And I don't even want it to sell it.
I just want it to keep.
If I had a rookie Messi card, you know who that would be?
What is hell-visha? Is that a country?
Is hell-visha a country?
Figo is a max win.
Dita, J. Cole, Carlos Gamara, Cafu, Steven Gerard, the fucking pipeline axe, why do I
just pull a furry?
This is a cool ass card.
A furry card.
phone just died. I need I need to see Chinese over chat so I can just see if I
get something good. What's chat saying to the furry card?
All right, we got Pardo please bro, please, please just be a messy here, Wayne Rooney.
sounds so familiar. Wayne Rooney. Oh, I got a trophy. I got the World Cup trophy.
Good morning. Oh, sorry. Freaking out. They're freaking out about Wayne Rooney. Wayne Rooney
foil. That's a max win. That's right. It's always hard to work max 100 bucks. So, they
Wait, that Wayne Rooney's a one of one?
Which one's a one of one?
One of four thousand.
The trophy's a one of one.
So you're telling me this trophy card right here
is a one of one card.
Save the cruise.
I gotta save the cruise.
Now,
Tony,
okay.
Check list card?
Z-Z-Zitin Ibrahimovic. Zlatan? Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Zlatan Foil. Zlatan Foil? Bro, it's not good though, it's not good, like it's good, but it's not, it's not messy, it's not messy.
It's so good. Okay. So how much does it go for? How much does this lot done?
2006 World Cup foil card go for let me guess $100
I think they literally just put anything in these packs like what is this?
Wow we're actually done with the last four packs chat and we and we're gonna go
go home without a mess here and all that.
This might be my most heartbreaking card opening ever.
This might be my most heartbreaking card opening ever.
Team France.
Team France.
Wow, give this latan to Marlin?
Is he Swedish or something?
He is?
I'll give it to Marlin.
There are all the football fans watching this um I apologize for this opening bro I just
I didn't think I would get an absolute I thought I'd get something cool literally absolutely
nothing here.
max wins and then there's max losses and today was the max loss brother the
same Zidane's a good card
any foils a hundred bucks
What's your following?
Van Der Sar, Philip Coco,
Bonavit Calau, Milan Varos, Espana,
Andres Chevejo.
Andres Chevejo.
Guys we, we, we sleeved this as a Dane card.
We sleeved this as a Dane card.
We sleeved it.
Zadane is good.
I have, what do you want me to do?
Where's the Zadane card?
This is the Zadane.
It's sleeved.
What do you want me to do?
I have it in a full sleeve.
He's top five of all time.
I guess Zidane is top five of all time.
Are you on drugs, brother?
Top five of all time is Messi, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Lameenia Moll and Mbappi.
We got Lucio, John Terry, Paolo Caesar, one choke, Turnies, and Theory Henry, Theory Henry.
two packs. Please can there be a messy sleeve the Henry we are we are we are okay
John Kulowski, Emerson, Apia, Stadium, Marquez, the last pack, literally the last
pack the last hope. If any way you can have a messy card in here, please, I'm begging you.
I literally have not gotten anything from this opening. Good!
Kiss it.
Perlo.
Is he gonna ride him to the peak?
So speed is important.
Oh my God!
Sleep, sleep, sleep.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yes!
Yes!
No auto.
They didn't do autos at this time, bro.
This is a 2006 World Cup boss.
His first World Cup.
A base card is five grand.
Oh my God.
I'm not selling it.
I'm giving it.
And then another one sold for 3K and 8.4.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
PSA 10 to 12, can sell up to 12K.
Oh, my god.
Let's leave it.
Oh, my god.
Yes, we got the pool.
We got the pool.
Get it graded?
I got to get this graded.
Look at this.
2006 Germany World Cup.
Cristiano Ronaldo.
Wow, wow
Wow, hold we actually hit we actually hit
We actually hit the second goat the second behind messy
Dude
I gotta put it in my car collection.
I gotta put it in my car collection.
I gotta go put it in there.
Oh, you know how crazy this is?
Like even in terms of like, sure, like money wise,
I could sell it for 5K, right?
If it was a PSA 10.
But, but having a card from a box
that came out 20 years ago,
when all those first World Cup,
this card is so cool.
This card is so cool.
That sell was $4,500, it's only going up in my opinion.
Since he's not doing any horrible things.
It isn't even mad, I don't care about the price,
I'm not gonna sell it.
Just having a card like this is so sick.
Oh my gosh.
He was just a baby.
The second greatest athlete of all time behind LeBron.
You played for Manchester United?
Oh, damn, that's crazy.
That's literally we're looking for a Messi or Ronaldo and we got it.
The entire opening, we got nothing.
And then we pull a Ronaldo rookie, bro.
A Ronaldo first world competition card.
This is so tough.
is so tough. Oh my God, that is so tough. That is so tough. That's a great way to end.
That's a great way to end. That's a great way to end the opening. Because I don't have
speed's number, bro. I don't have speeds number. That's a great way to end the opening.
You look what it says, made in Italy.
FIFA World Cups was zero.
In 10 years that card could be worth 50K.
It's actually not, it's actually so true.
Oh my gosh, that is so tough.
Get it signed by him.
This is so cool.
That's cool.
I'm not even a big football fan and that's sick.
So what would you say my best, oh my best cards are here?
Obviously number one is this Ronaldo card.
I'd say number two is probably this five out of ten Lewandowski guard.
They're saying Vincent Dain guard.
Oh, Van Dik was good too.
Where's the Van Dik one?
I
Don't think that the Zidane card was that good because it wasn't like a crazy
Wait they're saying Zidane in slot and rookie are just as good wait is Marlon here
Yeah, we got a virtual Vindic out of five auto
Wait, where's the where's the Zlatan card
Then I got him something it was left it was wait is that ton I brahmovic right
Is that who Marlon would like or what would he want he is
John Obe no
So what one would Marlon like
He'd like the Zlatan one?
All right, hold me for a second.
My daddy's gonna get you, but...
What the hell?
My lawn.
My lawn.
Wait, what's going on with my phone?
There it goes.
I'm only giving Marla, I'm only doing it if you pick up the phone.
You it's your lucky day where you picked up the phone.
Hello?
All right.
So I just did a card opening and I opened a 2006 Germany World Cup first edition box.
Okay.
And one of the cards that I pulled is a 2006
Latan
Ibrahimovic
car from the World Cup
And I'm giving it to you because I know you're Swedish and he's one of your favorite players
I want to I want you to have the card
Yes, and you want to know why I'm in a good mood Marlon
I put a Ronaldo first one cup card. I pulled a Ronaldo first World Cup card
2006 his first ever World Cup
Cristiano Ronaldo I
Know it's like the holy grail
They said like like ten years when he's done probably like 50k
I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to bro right now. It's like a $15,000 card
Yeah
It was my last pack
Yes last pack I got Ronaldo and I also got is a dain good
Okay, what about Robert Lewandowski, yes, okay, what about Virgil van?
Yes signed and patch out of ten. Yeah, I know what about what about Virgil van Dik
Okay, what about this one what about Korg
What about Oliver I need your football knowledge what about Oliver Gerard
Yes, okay. I got Jude Bellingham
I don't know I got I got show him the theory Henry card
Henry oh, I got Rooney
Oh this one Leonard Carl
I don't know I'm John O.B. McKell
Yes, yes, I don't know any of these people
Gavi
Yeah, I don't know I got a lot bro, but I want to give you the Sweden card and this is like like you cannot get this bro. I
Know I know and he's one of the greatest sweetens of all time and right behind Marlin, so
Okay, I'll give it to you tomorrow or whenever you're at the house next
Oh my gosh, so I got my I got my friend his favorite player card and I have the holy grail
We shot clip for real quick
Okay
It's good guys, it's lacy here making this video. It's a pretty important day. I just opened a first edition
2006 Germany World Cup pack and
And on the last pack when I thought all hope was lost,
I pulled the holy grail of football cards.
Cristiano Ronaldo, first ever World Cup, first edition,
and this card is going for $120,000 right now.
$120,000 for this card.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say.
Is that good clip farms?
Son 10k max.
Listen, you know what the crazy part is?
You know how many people in the world probably own this card?
Can we see how many of these cards are made?
I can ask, I can ask Grock.
Hey Grock, quick question.
I just opened a FIFA World Cup,
Germany 2006 official licensed trading card.
How many Cristiano Ronaldo cards
from his first World Cup were made?
It says it's a mass produced Panini based card, but since it was Ronaldo's first ever
World Cup, we're only talking in less than hundreds.
So there's only less than a hundred, it doesn't say that I'm lying, it says we're talking
in the hundreds of thousands.
Only 1800 have ever been graded of this card.
Wow.
I know what ten is. Can someone see what a pop ten is?
I got to say it's son.
Shea, Jinxie hates Ronaldo. Why would I call Jinxie?
I'm not going to lie, I'm kind of hungry.
Should we throw someone a grill?
Is there a meal right now after you're moving it, is she?
I can move it.
I love that.
No, I just can't put pressure on it.
Wait, what's the queue for? Like, two minutes?
Wait, Drew, did you get like food and stuff to throw on a grill?
I got four burgers and chicken.
Okay.
Throw something on a grill a little bit.
Dude, imagine if that was a messy.
Oh.
Oh wait, should I outro the video?
Well, guys, that is everything we pulled.
we got a Cristiano Ronaldo rookie World Cup card worth over $100,000 we got
Robert Lewandowski we got Marlon a card we got a lot of good cards if you guys
like the video make sure to drop a like comment and subscribe and let me know
what you want to see me open next in the comments. Lacey out. Why does Lacey look
like Stephen Hawking. Just don't get the point of even saying something like that. How do
I look like Stephen Hawking? I actually hit the holy grail of cards. I actually hit the
holy grail of cards, bro. I don't, I need, I need someone to like tell me like the best
like three to five cards that I got. I could just well you should pick your
favorites right and then I can go through and scan all of them and see which
ones are the most valuable and then you can keep those and then we could sell
back the other ones. You should just keep the ones you like and then the ones that are worth a lot.
Dude I think there's like, Chad for some reason when I press on my knee it feels
like there's like pressure.
Now, this shit pissed me off.
Sure if you don't know most players, but he's missing huge legends of the game.
It doesn't care.
Even after chat spamming it, imagine pooling Zidane in Henry and not caring.
Yo, brother, what you have to understand is, what you have to understand is, sure the
the players might be cool but the card is what matters. If I pull the if I was
doing an NBA opening and I pulled a Michael Jordan base card that doesn't
matter. Now if I put a Michael Jordan rookie auto that matters. When you're
doing card openings and collecting the card itself matters more than the player.
So yeah if I open as a Dane card is it a cool player? Sure but I don't care about
the car. Wait in the fridge downstairs? I thought so you just went. Oh yeah go grab it if you can.
Come on little munchkin.
Seasoning?
What kind of seasoning do you want?
Seasoning?
Is it burgers?
Burgers and wings.
Okay.
Um, who?
Whatever you think.
I'm not, I've never cooked.
Okay.
For, get me, get me garlic.
Chad, what, what do I season, what do I season with?
Get me garlic.
Garlic.
Definitely garlic powder.
salt and pepper. Definitely bring up the Lowry seasoning salt. No, no, that's Himalayan salt.
You'll see it's Lowry's. Do you have any like sauces or no? Okay, well slow and barbecue. Yeah,
Okay, bring up the sauce, I said.
Okay, I look at our set up outside, look at what I got.
Since all the guys wanna go and have grill outs downstairs
and have fun and throw burgers on the grill
with each other and hot dogs,
I decided that I'm gonna have my own grill out.
They're fucking stuck.
I got my own grill.
I don't think this grill is handicap accessible.
This is a fire hazard?
How?
You just throw it off the balcony to let it out of fire.
On God, I would have sex there if I owned that.
And you know I haven't.
And you know I haven't.
I'm a dirty dog.
I'm a dirty dog.
Okay.
grill? Did you leave the door open?
Did you? Yeah, he did.
Nice, Coco's gone.
Coco!
Wait, I'm going to look for her real quick, will you?
She's good! She's good!
What are you doing?
She's fucking tucked behind the door.
Coco, you wanna come out on the balcony and grill with me?
Wanna come up here?
Welcome up.
What are you doing?
What are you...
Coco, I can't, I can't, I can't go if you're under...
Hey Coco, I can't go if you're under the wheelchair dude.
You want to come up come here come here come here come here you were sleeping you were
Are you sleeping?
Okay, Coco, are you ready?
You're on the menu tonight
You're on the menu tonight Coco
I got everyone to take a screenshot and send it to Darla Claire.
Okay. Alright, how do I turn this grill on for the first time?
It's hard to do, but sit up.
This is actually awful if I'm not here.
What do you mean?
We're just going to shade it and then go back to the one that we're seeing.
So you have to long and do it.
Yeah.
So I'm loosening this.
And then just spin that onto the red part.
And then click that button right there.
Just click it once.
Sorry, that one's on.
I do all the other ones.
So I go like this, just click it, there you go.
Okay, how long do I let it warm up?
Oh, she just took a piss on my rug.
That's such a terrible dog, Ralphie Cowell.
Is that my chrome rug?
Coco, did you just piss on my chrome rug?
Hey, Coco, come here.
Coco, here.
Did you just piss on my chrome rug?
Oh really, now you wanna apologize, huh?
You wanna apologize?
Yeah?
You know how expensive that rug is?
You know, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Are you biting my foot?
Hey, I can't move this leg.
Hey, ow.
Maybe take her for a walk.
Brother, I can't even walk.
Oh my God, wait.
I just realized I did something dumb.
I put the burgers on a grill.
I, I started the grill without seasoning any of the food.
Did you get me a plate or anything?
I'm just gonna grab plates and um, plates and uh, I don't know, I don't know what else.
Close the grill.
Wait, did you, did you close the grill?
Uh, right, it's not huge.
You're saying there's a gas leak?
Why would there be a gas leak?
Is it not supposed to make this noise?
You're saying no.
No?
Should we turn it off then and try to tighten it?
No, it's fine, bro.
It's fine?
His chat doesn't know what they're talking about.
Who put it together?
Me, but this is the tightest it can go.
It literally can't go anywhere.
It smells like one.
Does it?
A little bit.
Yeah.
You want to try to tighten it more?
or I can't find it anymore.
Where's the black?
The black is the bell.
That black little thing.
No, that's right.
Like it can't physically be leaking on the grill
that they gave us is holding the fucking pipe.
Drew might have cross-threaded it.
What does that mean?
But it's just, you know they are,
Fucking fear mongers like y'all just be saying shit. Okay. Um, okay. I need the seasoning
Definitely need a little table
Give me the
What what are the ones?
The bland buttery thing
Can we wheel the grill this way so this sun isn't
The sun?
Which way?
Can you pull the grill that way more so I get the same thing
here well I have to fucking double drag it a little bit you know I have to lift
this leaking fucking okay seasoning give me what was that I'm not going to lie
just grab a hell of a season it smells like something's burning dude yeah some
What's that noise? What's that noise?
What the fuck is that?
Turn it off. Turn it off. Wait! No, no!
It's shaking.
It's shaking?
I thought these tiles are so...
Maybe from us walking on.
Oh, it's just the tiles
Okay
All right onion butter
We're saying it's supposed to smell like gas
Yeah, no, please you're not getting onion powder drink. That's rather whatever powder is I just fine. I don't know if we have one
Okay
So you guys gonna understand it's supposed to smell because like I know this you guys might not know this but I've done drills before
It's supposed it's supposed to smell like that because it's the first time the grills that have been turned on facts
It's it's a brand new grill, so it's gonna smell like that
Have you ever grilled chicken legs?
Yeah, why?
No, trust me.
I'm a professional at this shit.
Okay.
Let me get next.
Let me get next.
Oh, shit.
Let me get...
What other seasonings is there really, Russell?
Salt, pepper, garlic, buttery steakhouse, lemon, pepper, and then sauces.
Let me get the butter. Let me get the buttery steakhouse, the buttery steakhouse.
No, lorry seasoning salt. Is lorry in there? Yeah, lorry seasoning. Oh, it's jerk seasoning
know? Chat, do you jerk a burger? No.
The Darla just texted me and said, you're in trouble with the
picture of Coco on the grill.
Hello?
Hey stream can stream can hear you
Stream can hear you just let you know um, so that's actually that's actually a picture Coco was never on a grill I
Can't walk anyways
Oh, yeah, well guess what? Well guess what? Once my knees healed back up, you're not gonna be able to walk.
Fine.
Fucking shot from the heavens.
Yeah, it's great.
Get the grip of the gun back on.
Gear basketball.
I think you do all over, I don't know.
I mean, I don't think so, bro.
Chad, it's been so hard, bro.
Like, Darla's literally been like, babe, babe,
like with your knee, oh, we can't have sex, blah, blah, blah.
Like, God, bro.
They're staying not all the way, too much.
Oh, salt and pepper, salt and pepper?
They're all of them on?
Oh, you just turned them off?
Yeah.
You got one?
It's the blend.
Hold on, I can't fucking fix that one.
Wait, this is what you brought up?
Salt, pepper? Where's salt and pepper?
That's literally...
I mean, you brush with me, I'll grab some on camera too.
I just grabbed how the season is going.
Yeah, it goes on.
You want to see the blend?
Yeah, I'm not sure.
They're fucking burning around me.
Good.
All right.
Um.
Fucking seasoning all over your pants.
Yeah, give me the patty flipper.
Can you unbox it for me?
Yeah.
You gotta rub it in.
Oh, did you wash your hands?
Yes, I did.
I did.
There's no way you fucking wash your hands.
I rubbed it in for an hour and a half.
I haven't seen you go to the bathroom.
Have you washed your hands since you picked your nose like that on stream?
No.
I've been looking for an hour and a half.
I haven't seen you go to the bathroom.
Have you washed your hands since you picked your nose like that on stream?
your nose like that on streamer. Did I pick my nose? You literally did. When? On chat's
life I did. Yeah you did. On chat's life I washed my hands. Bro, do you need a bigger
spatula? Holy shit, wouldn't you get an extra large one? He watched me do it, give me another
burger here and put it on the patty. Oh you could season it on the spatula. Or you could
season on the spatula that's not a bad idea I despise you for that it's fine
there's three of us and it's three burgers
go just put the patty on a put the patty on a plate get it like put the fries
in the bag
Okay, and then and then get me and then get me the the garlic powder real progress
Wait, do you eat burgers and shit. Yeah, it's just raw meat makes me sick. What's one garlic buttery?
No, no, no, just onion powder.
Where'd it go?
Uh, oh.
Could just get that burger to Coco.
Can dogs eat raw meat or not?
They're wild animals, yeah.
They're like, they're water-walled animals.
Are you like a hunter-gun sure?
They're lacking a body to eat.
Okay.
Coco's body can handle fucking raw beef?
This is how you cook a burger.
I hope we have more time.
I didn't order anything off of mine.
Hopefully we have someone who will be able to do that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That shit's about to be so salty.
Yeah, it do.
Well, the chat's hating, I promise.
Sure, if I ever, every time I've cooked what's happened?
Chat said it's gonna be ass, and what happened, Drew?
What happened?
Well, you have cooked a few things that won't send ass off.
What?
Uh, no.
I forget.
A couple weeks ago.
All right, take this.
And, uh, wait, let me just...
I don't know where the burger's cooked.
Uh, maybe I should take it.
Close the grill
Yeah, how long time flip how long time flip
Well all of them are going to be different when you're seasoned one in five minutes after
the other.
How long till I flip y'all?
When he can cook hard eyes.
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
Jed don't gas me up, don't gas me up bro, don't gas me up bro.
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
He couldn't believe he had one of the biggest pools of his life after pulling a $10,000 PSA 10 Christiano Ronaldo
2006 World Cup card nice
Six minutes each side
Wait is red hot or is is is is is is white hot?
When he can walk, aren't I?
No, if you don't understand, the grill has to get hot.
The grill doesn't spawn in hot.
Y'all like cheese on your burgers melted in?
Oh, they have pepper jacks.
Pepper jacks?
Yes.
You guys don't like pepper jacks?
Yeah, I don't know.
Not the biggest fan, but it'll do.
I got it.
It's good.
Try it.
When he opens 25k worth of football cards and only knows one player
All right, should we check it all right pop the liger pop pop that baby pop that bad boy
They're off?
They're still to me.
You gonna cook out with the guys?
Hold on now, they.
Alright, close that bad boy.
They're saying it's ruined.
That's how it was.
What's up?
What if you ruined it?
Turn the heat up?
I'm pretty sure this is the highest it goes, no?
It's all good.
Laker shams bomb?
Say on God.
Say on God!
Yeah, what are some other things that I could put outside my room that like I
Could bring to me that I can't do downstairs
Grass
The treadmill like guys, I can't walk that's like kind of the whole point
It's literally the whole point
a really big hamster wheel what would like what would like what would be the point of
of doing a big it's fine it's fine it's fine lacy agrees with egypt manager has some has
son.
Lacey speaks on Argentina.
What is my 4U page right now, bro?
Now my 4U page is serving.
You're not cooking wings?
I am.
You're not cooking chicken wings cooked on a grill.
What?
There is no shot.
Chicken wings are normally cooked on a grill.
Yeah, but like, they're going to be raw.
I beg you don't have to fuck you. Okay, I'll pop the lid you're
No, no, they're not done. They're not done. They're not done
Not trusting me on a grill is like not trusting
I close that bad boy
Front of on there he comes put cheese on the meat now. Oh, yeah fax fax fax fax
Drew I'm gonna need you to open that bad boy
I'm going to get the buns on now.
Yeah.
Don't they cook quick though?
Yes, very quick.
Ready?
All right, cheese now.
Ready?
Well, these burgers might get burnt.
Ready?
No, no, no, no.
Try, try, try.
I'm going.
Try putting them on top maybe?
Yeah.
Oh, I turned that side of the grill off.
Yeah, I don't think this cheese is good anymore.
Yeah, I just bought it.
I just bought it. Why would it not be good?
It was open, not to be fair.
Yeah, that's shit, Hope, Steve.
Oh, these birds are doing a lot of nice...
What do you mean, it doesn't look good?
The cheese.
That's how peppercat looks.
Yeah, of course it looks good.
Okay, low key buns fry off now
Okay, let me get a let me get put a butt on that plate
Bunion
Wow, okay
Another little one here's your
Okay, just grab that and then give me this plate. What's another plate under?
I see.
Well, I have two bottoms. I want two bottoms.
You're a little bitch. Are you a bottom?
You're a bottom.
Okay, can you flip my butt out of here?
There you go.
Y'all are just raw noggin. No condiments or anything?
I'm not a cancer guy. I'm a people guy.
Okay
What do you mean calm down just a burger you know you don't ride on the burger with no condiments cheese on it
This isn't this isn't the the olden ages. You know, you know, raw dog a burger. Yes, you do. No, you don't know
I'm saying he has a plate
Yeah, but now I can't eat it because I-
What do you know I'm raw dog and a burger for?
You- you're- dude!
What?
You have two pounds of seasoning on that bitch.
Just fucking eat it.
Alright, what if it's raw dog?
I can't use a plate.
Now that's out, oh my god.
Wow!
And it's juicy, oh my god.
Oh my god, look at that!
Look at that.
Mine's juicy as well.
And they said I couldn't cook a burger!
Guys, why is it-
Why is it-
Holy shit.
Holy juice.
Is it supposed to be this juicy?
Dude, I have a pool under me in fucking juice.
You got a little pit to it.
That was that.
Dude, like, this is pissing me off, bro.
What?
Can someone please give me some fucking ketchup?
Is there ketchup there? I'll go get it.
Yeah, it has to be in the fridge.
Please grab me some ketchup. This is actually you should learn to eat with
What yeah, you don't eat a burger with no condiments
Turn the propane off
He's so mad yeah
No, do you not have a plate?
I can't use a plate. I have one hand.
Hank.
What?
I don't know. I'm just going to leave ants.
It's illegal to grill on the second floor in California.
Go fuck yourself.
It's literally just a fake fact.
It's literally a fake fact.
Literally a fake fact.
Brock, is it illegal to grill on the second floor in California?
It's not strictly illegal everywhere, but in most California apartments or condos with
wooden balconies, the state fire code bans operating charcoal or regular propane grills
on upper floors.
It's a fire hazard.
Okay. Does this look like I'm on a wooden balcony chair? Does it look like I'm in the
No, I'm in my own house. I literally own this house
Cap you're a renter. No, I'm not I'm a house owner. Thank you very much
You guys don't know where my money is you guys don't know where my assets are okay
How do you guys know I didn't buy this house and I charge all the core boys run? You don't know that
Thank you
Dead ass just need ketchup on a burger bro. It's like a must
No having a grill might be top top five students of all time
Ball right you bought the house, but can't even get internet in it
Yeah, I don't even work about the house
You know what? That's how I know you're an uneducated baboon.
Oh, because you don't pay in full floor house.
Exactly. So how, why would I need $15 million to buy this house? I wouldn't.
If I wanted to, I could probably put $5 million down and pay a mortgage.
You don't have $5 million.
Oh, I don't?
No.
Oh, I don't.
You don't have $5 million.
How much do you want to bet?
$5 million.
I'll bet $5 million. You don't have $5 million.
How much would you want to bet? I don't have $5 million in assets.
Alright, well, assets are different.
Bought the house but can't throw a party.
Are you going to put that on top of the burger?
No, not with season.
What is she, a sissy?
Can't even play with season.
Alright, move inside.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, I cooked it.
It's actually good.
I just put the wings in for another neck.
Yeah, put them back in the fridge.
Oh, shit.
Pick up speed.
Pick up speed.
I don't think it's possible.
Good job.
Ow!
That's all.
Yeah, but at least you want to tilt me back.
Wait, just try it.
See?
If you want a burger, you got a burger. If you want a burger, you got a burger.
If you want a burger, you got a burger.
Said yes.
You're actually feeding his addiction.
I'm his dealer.
He's moved into this house and every night I see him come into your room and take a...
Wait, you got no idea what's your deal?
He pays me $250 a month and then any time he needs a pre-roll, he asks me.
So it's a subscription.
You have no one on the subscription for leave.
Yes.
I have some, you know, we need subscription service.
It's a good deal.
Yeah, it's a good deal.
If he needs a pre-roll every day, he's saving money realistically.
I've actually been drinking a lot of water recently.
We need this water to be cold though.
Fucking giggle shits over there?
We should play real cheer basketball.
I'm down to run.
You should go over to a tire at home and brace all of them in your wheelchair.
Can you really run with this?
Can I swear to God?
I swear to God on everything I love.
Recently I've been drinking a shit ton of water.
I'm talking like...
water. See how I'm going to suck his liver along? Three of these? No, you're bringing
her to the drink, eight of those a day. Yeah. No, that's what it is. Just drink eight.
Alright, we're on the subject. You want to know the reason I don't drink a lot of water?
It's because it tastes good. No, because I don't want to put on water.
So I drink soda instead.
So do weights worse. No, it's not. How is it the dumbest thing you ever heard?
We got scrims in 20 minutes.
We got scrims in 20 minutes.
The first ever Lacey scrims.
Lacey pro scrims $1,000
$1,000 lobbies N.A. West
and a West only are you putting hard eyes for me guys stop it
No mods for this entire Fortnite segment, scrim segment.
I need this message to be pinned.
Lays is calling me.
Yo, what's your Lays?
Oh, yeah, I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Yeah, I'm on the map.
Yeah, I'm on the map.
Are you about to play the
Scrims?
Are you about to play the Scrims?
Yeah, yeah, I'm on the map.
I'm on the map.
Yes, sir.
All right.
Get the burgers off the roof.
So, Chad,
for y'all to know,
leading up to FNCS,
and CS and I'm on the road to
pro a few times a week. I will
be hosting and a West only pro
duo scrims. Okay. So it's
gonna be tonight. I'm hosting
with faxity every single time
a duo wins a game. They make
$100 each which is literally
the same amount as if they
played a solo cash cup for
six hours and won a game. So
myself today fax that he's splitting it with me but I'm funding this entirely by myself
just for the content to try to get better practice on west and to give the west a scene
of your opportunity to make some more money but I need y'all I need your guys help if you do play
for tonight um if you could just use my code in the item shop code lacy um because I'm gonna be
honest that's the way I'm paying for these screens um gonna keep it real bro you know I'm I'm a stingy
guy. So, uh, when you guys use my code, that helps me, uh, fund the screens.
I'm going to be honest, I didn't even know I had 500 people still using my
code. I didn't even know that.
But we do. Um,
and yeah,
you got caught buddy.
caught doing what caught what caught what
look at Darla's message oh no
Oh shit, you got a journal, it might be in the closet, in the suitcase.
What is this?
Okay, Coco.
Are you ready?
You're on the menu tonight!
You're on the menu!
Look!
You're on the menu tonight.
You're on the menu.
Look, Darla, she didn't even actually touch the grill.
Look, I put her off before she even touched it.
See?
You're on the menu tonight Coco.
It's not like I put her on a grill and left her there.
Of course, bro.
She was on the grill, took a piss,
then you grilled the burgers on it.
Bro, this is clearly AI.
This is very, very clearly AI, bro.
Even a chat knows that she's AI.
Even a chat knows that this shit's AI.
Shit is not real.
That guy right there is not real.
Yeah.
That was an auction with five days left.
Yeah, I know.
The base card itself is worth $5,000, realistically.
But a PSA 10, let me tell you,
shit's gonna be worth fucking 50K one day.
I'm gonna get rich off of it.
One day, chat, one day, I'm gonna be rich.
One day I'm gonna be rich.
You are rich, no I'm not.
What do y'all consider rich?
You, I'm not rich, I'm comfortable.
I would consider myself well off if that makes sense.
I don't consider myself rich.
I'm very well off and comfortable, but I'm not rich.
Rich is having 100K pocket money.
That's not being rich.
Having 100K does not make you rich.
I personally consider rich at a point
where you have $5 million liquid.
That's rich to me.
When you have $5 million of liquid,
I'm talking like cash and in cash slash investments,
5 mil, then you're rich.
That's you, I don't have 5 mil.
I don't have 5 mil.
I wish I had 5 mil.
If I had 5 mil, I would call myself rich.
I don't have that you have three
Like I said, I'm comfortable bro. I'm very well off. I also spend and invest a lot of money back into myself facts
So what's your bank account, I don't have a lot of money in my bank account. I
Deadass don't have a lot of money in the bank. Oh, I have maybe 200 bands. I make out
Cap, I put it on God, I don't keep money in my bank, that's just wasting it.
If you just keep money in your bank, it just sits there and does nothing.
You have over five million savings.
Yo, I'm telling y'all right now, I've never found a reason and I've never lied about
how much money I make or how much money I have ever.
the day I started streaming, since the day I started making content, I've always been
100% honest and very authentic in how much money I've made.
The journey of starting off making $1,000 a month to where I am now.
I've never once lied about how much money I make.
I'm very open about that because a lot of creators don't talk about it.
A lot of creators lie about how much they make.
I don't have $5 million.
I know.
I'm closing in on around $3 million,
but I don't have $5 million.
But I also don't have a lot of accessible money.
A lot of my money's in investments.
Honestly, probably like 60% of my money is in investments.
Five million's not rich.
Yes, it is!
Once you hit five mil in investments or once you hit five mil liquid cash and I'd say
12 million net worth, that is my friend, you are rich.
You are rich.
How much is your roubet deal?
Don't teck lat me. Tell us you're so open. Yeah, but if I say the exact number, it's
like a pretty sure that could be a little legal problem there, boys. A little legal
problem there. So give us a range. Like why, bro? I'm about to show him a laser.
Nice higher lower for
higher
I'm not saying once, oh my god.
Shit on, shit on.
What, I missed.
But, but, but you also gotta remember,
you guys see my balance, that is part of it,
that includes it.
Oh, you guys can't even see a screen.
My balance includes it, you all gotta remember that.
That's why I said, what I leave with is actually what I leave with.
No, I'm actually back.
Like this new desktop era, I'm telling y'all, I'm really about to get so nice at this game.
I got a homeboy now.
It's free money from the company to gamble.
That's not true.
That's not true.
That's not a raw balance. I explain how my game works.
I can play with fucking 20,000, and it make it more.
But...
Fuckin' shit.
Fuckin' me no shit.
You have 2019 retakes.
Do you ever change skins, brother?
I love Olivia Rodrigo.
I'm not slow.
I'm quicker than every person in the chat.
If you're late here, if you're late, do you hear me?
Hey!
Oh, you can't hear me.
Oh, shit.
Got you.
I hope for the night.
What's up?
Hey, buddy.
Good son
What
Shit, we got eight minutes. We got eight minutes. We got eight minutes. We got eight minutes
Fucking I'm just gonna say I got a tweet. I got I got a post in the discord
I got a arc are you on and I got a post in the discord first code dropping 925
At everyone first code first code will drop at wait is it nine
Is your West
Yes, it's west it's west it's west
Chatter y'all hi stream snipers. Yo if anybody stream snipes
straight to the good log
If anybody streamsite, if anybody W keys, if anybody greets, you're immediately getting
like purple, like you're never, you're never gonna be able to play again, ever.
Now keep in mind, the amount of money you can win in one game of these is the exact
Same amount that you can earn in calling for division one elite gums
And it's just no surge I'm not paying out the money
Well, at least you're actually good at Fortnite. Didn't even know you had
Games actually getting so much better
He's playing. I don't know who he's playing with.
low-key I might be the one of the best
heat up
like I think I might be one of the best
like straight up pound-for-pound I think I'd be
It's the editing and building that all you youngies do nowadays.
Oh, I had to make sure you do this.
No.
Watch this shit.
Watch this shit.
Yeah, watch this.
Yeah, don't even got to do all this crazy shit.
No.
What?
I'm gonna do all this fancy box box full box 200
All I gotta do is just hold my shotgun out bro because I have the best aim in this game I've ever seen
Oh shit
50 meter oh shit
You just backed out when it's 6x6?
Oh my god
Oh cuz cold!
Cuz cold son!
There's bruh
Alright see you on the playing field
Hey I'll see you on the playing field good luck ladies hope you win this game
I'll see you on the play. I feel good luck ladies. Hope you win some money buddy. Good luck
Hey ladies, maybe a little celebratory split factor not a bad shout
Whoo, but to see it through let's see it through be back and still get on stream
I'm down. I'm down a percent. Absolutely. Don't tell me twice hot box hoop box. I'm out
Oh, it's good bro.
ARK!
Yo!
Hey bro!
What?
That's one some games, bro.
You ready? You ready? I need you to save me some money here.
I got you.
Wait, I knew-
How do-
Wait, how do I get the code?
What do we call Drew?
Call Drew!
Calling Drew.
Oh, Drew's sending me the code right now.
Okay.
Wait, ARK, make me the Partay-Lita.
Wait, how do I know? I don't know how to do tournament settings though.
Yeah, I'll put it on for you.
Okay.
Just putting it on.
Ready up.
Chad, I already said we are going to be hosting these scrims leading up to FNCS.
If you are a Fortnite guy, if you do like watching Fortnite, this is West only scrims.
It's $200 per game for the West community, the West competitive community.
If you want to help support the scrims, I would appreciate it if you use my code in
the item shop because I'm using the money I make off my code to fund the money for it,
basically.
So just go to the shop, type in my code.
I think I still have a code.
I do still have a code.
I do still have a code.
All right, we're in wait arc. Can you can you talk to my chat while I go take a quick little tinkle-tink?
Yeah, I got you. Okay. I'd rather use no code than your code fat lesbian nice
What's up chat
it's gonna be some good scrims bro, hopefully we win, our lucky thing will win the game.
I think we'll win a game.
Messier and all though?
I'm not answering that.
It's a lose-lose.
Oh
Robby scrolling on TikTok and I saw like the messy clips of like
What happened him being like a
I don't know
What?
You seem like the messy clips all like of the refs rigging it and shit. Yeah
Yeah, bro, but messy messy see the things and messy is the greatest of all time, but the rest do definitely be rigging it
Wait, faxity does need code. Hold on. Tell fa- Yo, let's do faxity better not need to code.
I'm trying to make it seem like I
got special terms and all that.
I'm just trying to be trying to,
you know, I'm trying to do what
everybody else does, bro.
But he did.
He did indeed DME code.
Come on, Arc.
Listen, Arc.
Yeah, I'm telling you right now,
Listen, Arc, I'm telling you right now, straight up genuinely, you can ask my chat, I'm dead
ass moving.
Like when I tell you, I might actually be like, like when it comes to like fighting,
I think I'm probably second on West behind you.
Okay, so then that means we won a game today, right?
Of course.
It's actually a leak code or something, he leaked.
Oh my god!
How did it leak?
How did it leak?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Do I ban him?
Yes.
Faxity, you are officially banned, bro.
He put the code in the search bar?
Oh, my God.
Requeue Faxity Elite.
Faxity Elite.
Queue quick.
He's a bot.
Yo, all the people that are queuing, why are they reacting with a dick emoji, nice.
Chat tell faxity he's banned.
All right, new code.
Let's just do the taxi scrim every day chat.
Wait, Ark, who's your team for the World Cup?
I don't have a team.
Why?
I don't really watch I didn't watch it at all. Oh, but like you'd probably USA, right? I
Guess yeah, I
Look you didn't want messy to win though. You did or did it?
Yeah, I did because I used to play football and I was younger and he always was my favorite player
I have all his jerseys and stuff
You know, it's crazy. I'm dead ass. I'm the same way, but with living you know, like I've been watching them
or are you are being no, I
mean, you're more forever. It
was like, I'm like, kind of
like he's 19. Yeah, I know, but
it's like kind of I'm like, oh,
like we grew up together type
shit. It's like, it's like that
kind of I'm like, like we grew
up together.
You're 30. He's 19. First of
all, I'm not 30. Okay.
Okay, I'm not 30 in a second of all like I just get disrespected out here
I actually get disrespected constantly non-stop disrespected
Wait did they dispatch it
I want to make sure that he's working since it's the first one.
He leaked it again?
What?
How?
Ow!
Wait, he actually leaked it, there's still people in.
Is he trolling my shit?
He's trolling me.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie,
maybe I shouldn't have Drew running this.
Wait, Drew, why is there only 20 people queued?
people aren't getting the Unite? Oh, no. Oh, no. Maybe I'm not built for this.
I'm going to go back to the
chat.
Y'all, Drew, maybe add a chat
channel to the discord so the
players can tell us if they're
not getting the code because we
might just have to re-queue
again.
No, Drew, it will get leaked.
1,000%.
Okay, something's wrong, something's wrong.
Unite isn't adding anyone, apparently.
Is Unite down?
They're just spamming shit in the chat.
Lacey you look like a soccer player named Mason Greenwood
Unites been bugged all day
Do I just drop the code in the chat
No, no, no, no, no, not the twitch chat like do I drop the code in the discord? No, no, no, you can't you can't
But you nice fall down
No, bro. This was supposed to be the first day of scrims. So you think West kids will
guarantee leek it arc yeah
tell drew to make you night no priority that might fix it make sure you
night is on no priority yo drew how come I don't even have the star game
Oh my gosh.
Chad, is it- is it- is it-
You're not the way I do when I let me come back.
Chad, you're not the way I do when I let me come back.
Why did you make Drew run shit?
Someone, yo, this kid is your target, bro.
Bro, it's not me doing it, it's people all around, it's just on my PC, people are telling
me how to do it.
Bro, you're giving me a code, there's already people queued.
Bro, that's a, no one else has a code, you're the only one with that code.
So someone guessed the code.
Well, I I I've no you're the only person I just sent that code to how I have it now I
Think I think it's because I sent it to Lays to the last one and so ladies please try that start button
Let me join the call these guys cuz they're telling me how to do it put in make sure you night is on drew otherwise
I'm dropping the code in the scrim coach ever. I'm not sitting here waiting in the lobby. Okay. I'm all right. Wait
It's not me. I'm getting tutorialed on how to fucking do it
Guess what well guess what you either make this shit work or I'm gonna have your ass on all fours
I'm gonna be spanking you. I'm out of here. Well, I don't think I'm in the right. I don't think I'm in the right queue
Ladies are you in a queue? Yeah, this is all fucked up, bro. This is a dub. This is all fucked up, bro
Can't have shit anymore, bro
Do the cry baby, you don't call me a cry baby, bro
You call me a cry baby. We're gonna have a fucking problem. All right. I mean the unite is apparently out so
If you night is down
Yes, I'm in a queue with four
ladies. Yes.
Alright, I'm back.
Is it looking wraps.
I unite is just not sending
people friend requests
from what I'm being told.
This guy drew Sam's dropping code.
Oh my god, it's Raps.
It's not down, Drew has to buy Unite.
Oh my god, it's Drew just posting the code.
Okay, yes, something's wrong.
Something's wrong. Something's wrong. Something's wrong. Something's wrong. Something's wrong.
Oh my God. I can't have anything. I literally don't have a fucking competent team!
He posted the code and I have four and so somehow I'm in a whole temper queue.
Yo.
Yeah, he sent the full wrong code. I know I don't know I don't know why he's running
I don't know why he's doing anything dude. Oh my god
Everyone's in but us
No draw every rule still still counts, but I just know these West kids are gonna just leak the code
Bro, I mean it's already leaked so much you can do
So this first game is coked. Yeah, I'm ready up
Let's see address. Say bro. What drew what?
Are you on a right server
Oh
Okay, yo, make sure everybody knows the same rules apply and if I find out anybody leave the code their permit and I don't care
Is faxed in
Make sure lays refuse to
You won't find out who leaked it yes, I will find out who leaked it because I'll have somebody send me a DM and snitch
I don't care. I don't care, bro
Okay, we have 90s. We got 96 people in queue. Yo, I'm yo make sure to make make sure they know the rules and other people in
West that are playing this make sure y'all know the rules. Land at your spot. Any unnecessary fighting any unnecessary king. You're
gone. You're kicked from Lacey scrims permanently never can play again. You guys play six hours of solo cash cups to win this same
amount of money, bro. Make sure to take this serious. If you leak the code, you're a perma
man. We don't care, buddy. If you think people are going to grind for $200, I don't know.
I don't know. Yo arc be honest
West kids West kids will bribe these for hunt for $200. Yes. Yes. Yeah
Bro $100 to like the West kids is like
It's everything yo we get landed on by the way we're getting griefed anybody who lands on me your band
Gigi everybody just jump
My god, everybody's following the rules.
Everybody followed the first rule.
I swear I just heard somebody that got in.
What is this dog shit ass loo?
Also another rule is if you kill me you're banned.
These games are gonna be so sad.
What are you saying?
Yes bro, they're 93 up.
unrealistically stacked?
Nah, it'll be good.
It's just gonna be hard.
It's gonna be your best practice.
Chad, I'm about to be like the, um...
like a dictator, like a boppy.
Wait, wait, wait.
Will I say that again?
I'm the dictator, like a puppy
A puppy?
A puppy
Yeah, I'm gonna play Gold Pistol also Arc I was thinking about it low-key I think that
like when we get the golden mythic shotgun I should be here yeah you want to
you can have it you want like look at this dick hiding a shat spamming cat
I'm looking sad, Mark.
Yeah, I'm so sad.
You have shocks though, right?
Three, I know, yeah.
Okay, there's more.
There's more
Kind of cool watching a pro play a video game haven't really seen professional gameplay before
Yeah, if you got a bunch of
Yeah.
No one said that.
85 alive?
Chad what's that one flight emote? Oh may oh.
Out of stock?
What's out of stock?
The vending.
The chucks?
Yeah.
Wait how? I only bought two.
How about one?
Oh good, that makes sense.
I can afford one more.
We'll find out how I'm ready to go.
I need a better AR.
You gotta get sure.
Bad!
Um, I have a pistol right now.
Yeah.
Just get up on that hill.
I hope there's a team on our hill.
Come ahead and go to a fashion pickaxe swing act.
Friendly, shoot them.
Or are they gonna shoot us first?
should we lurk on them?
down here a little lurk spray
all the private stream open them
nice rough damage let's go
let's blow it back don't get it
how much gold do you have?
i have 750
Okay, what do you guys mean?
You're dropping stuff over here.
Shesh, are you trying to either tell me I have no mass?
What do you need?
I just need gold.
I have 4 hop rocks.
Yo, how was there 87 alive?
yeah that's crazy 24 nice
I'm making like a little lacy player right now.
of
Coco ran out the room?
Well, you're supposed to be the laggiest endgame ever.
16.
This kid's just running around.
chat scrims his private to me and the other pros stop asking.
Random kid.
You must see much going on down here.
Yeah.
Ready?
I just have a horrible AR.
I have a pistol.
I have 24 damage.
My SIRG is going to hit the hardest fuck.
Yeah, no, it's going to be crazy.
Crazy we're gonna need so much to him
Here to some we're not even that bad on damage because we haven't got hit
You can stay here. I'm gonna go farm.
Okay, I'm looking for damage. I'm looking for damage.
I think they're in that bush. Oh my god, they are.
Like, I'm actually curious how a bullet didn't hit there.
How did a bullet not connect there?
23
Good aim
It's like a grand level Lobby dead ass. No, this is more stacked in grants for real. Yeah
Like grants there'd be like probably 65 up right now or like 70
but you know this is like crazy stacked
yeah but it's also first game usually they start dying
you know like they're like bigger or less the next few
is there a team in that building?
like it's so laggy look try editing look how laggy it is
like it's crazy
Oh my...
Gotta get a little damage here, Shat.
We are 250 above, but...
come, come
watch your wall, they're gonna keep looking
tryna do it
They're the team here as well, they're just pause.
I got hit for 20.
It's fine.
We'll pop this on us.
Here, let me see.
This team is just sitting here. We're gonna have to go through this wall already.
You good?
Yeah, I'm right on you.
Nice.
I have six shocks by the way.
We're almost in. We're like a couple boxes away.
Watch the wall. There's a team in front looking. Don't get hit.
Yeah, yeah.
Watch your back as well.
Chats a little laggage on my aim is like that
Seemble behind us
They got to go
I
Just keep sharing kids I got her
No, okay, they're going up above us
Like for this is so stacked we're in we're starting to be gets hurt here
Holy shit
Seth!
Cut the nugget.
Like, look, everyone's just dying this urge.
Oh, they need search bad about us. I might shut it up in wait. Let's go come on. Be careful
as long as we don't get hit we'll be fine
like everyone's just dying
well that guy just got fucked
I just watched him get fucked
yeah we're gonna need more damage for next zone for sure
We'll be fine now.
Here, shot me, here, shot me, shot me, shot me, shot me, shot me.
Okay.
Okay.
Ooh, that's really good.
Oh, that's beautiful.
We're only 12 above though.
okay it's all good
we're below
we're above again
ready?
nice oh my god yes great teamwork
What?
Spray?
Okay, we're at 60 above.
Here you come.
Alright.
There's one here.
They're here, just look that way, look, 30.
Look, look, right, right, right, right, right, right, Lacey, look.
He's running, he's gone.
He died, he died.
He's dead, buddy?
Yeah, I got it.
I'm watching the L-Sphere.
Nice, it's gonna work.
We'll pop the connet.
Nice.
We're above, we're above by a lot.
Beautiful, we won.
Let's go straight into our tarp.
Nice.
I'm dropping you just a little extra heart if you need.
Two two two friend game
It's our full time
Make the bush
This way I can shock effect this whenever you
Shot yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm underwater
Shock effect us when it hits three seconds go
see me get right on you
alright good job
double attack double attack
double attack
nothing nothing nothing
pop a little shove
like you shot us and
actually
okay
do i do it
shit is on for a bit this way
take some
Break the tree.
Do you have a chug jug?
Yeah.
Worst case we play chug jug together.
We got a look for a shovel.
Above us, above us, please.
Here you come.
I'm dropping here.
I'm going up one more.
I have a little bit of hard speed if you need.
Yeah, I need it.
I'm on the front wall.
I'm back on the other side.
Yeah.
Let's play three.
Let's play three!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, we'll come.
Stay on me.
Stay on me, do you have a chug gun?
I do, I have 120.
Okay, okay, we should play it.
We should play together.
Okay.
Ready?
I'm gonna edit this wall, just play our chug.
Okay.
Just hold back, okay?
Umm...
Here, I see one.
okay look out look out look out
what the fuck is happening to me
take a shot at my body you're a top 8
it's fucking like monkey jumped
you have 110 shots you're really good
top four oh wait wait wait what i thought it was a duo i thought it was two
good try top four no i would have won bro yeah you would have away wait why didn't
he shoot the guy that jumped on your wall i don't know see who is how much
It's gonna be Phoenix in Retro
Who is this? Retro on low ground
Coming yourself out
Phoenix in retro in game one y'all Phoenix in retro Phoenix in retro one game one I'm
not gonna lie that was stacked where are they good is Phoenix in retro a good
team yeah that was a good ass first game
now that game is so stacked bro oh my god that was like insane we got fourth
art that was good yeah yeah
facts outplace you know rapid out placing bro facts was fucking inspect
mode
alright I already got next code going see is what I like bro I don't like to wait
in between games, give me right back into the fucking action, man, it's like a tournament.
Well I'm just confused why that guy's sitting on high enough shooting anyone.
Yeah, I don't know, and then he only shot you, you actually would have won that game.
Yeah.
I can't believe it.
Now we're due for one win.
Wait, what happened with Kanata?
Let's go baby. Let's go baby. Let's go baby. What crazy dude?
Fuck out bigger acting sickness
It was low key smooth though
Oh, it sounded more natural him saying it than Venom.
Oh boy.
Oh, fuck off, bigot.
Right.
He's acting sickness, bro.
How do you do that?
Holy shit.
Wait, is he just letting it fly?
No.
Oh my god.
He's just letting it fly?
Wait, how is there already 80 players in?
Keep games like that.
Any keying or killing games out, you'll be banned, remember.
Day 1 winners at Phoenix, at Retro, and at Phoenix.
I'm going to give it to you.
Yo, me and the reigning West FNCS
winner want to play West only West only.
I got five gifted from who?
Y'all, you too, Mr. Primal.
Thank you for the five gifted.
Chad, if you're a Fortnite player
and you're watching these scrims,
I would appreciate it if y'all would use my code
in the item shop to help fund these
because I am going to be hosting scrims
a few times a week for money.
Wait, why are they un-cueing?
Why are people un-cueing?
There's 70 people in.
Wait, what?
Re-send what?
Lost.
I'm confused.
Why wait arc what everybody no arc what everybody just on cue I don't know
Are they just getting kicked out a cube or does you make shit sucks
I can't wait to see how many in I can't see yo can I go to the chat yeah it's good
Kweezy wants to play. Kweezy and Victor.
Should we let them or not?
Are they West?
Victor is.
Is he West? I thought he moved to Central.
Nah, he's West right now.
Who's his duo?
Kweezy.
No, who's his actual duo?
Kweezy.
So they're playing FNCS together.
Yeah, on Central, but like, he wants to play.
No, no Central team's allowed.
I beg your pardon.
You're all out of it.
I'm not a bitch. I'm not a bitch. I got to keep the rules. Oh, these screens are actually good though. I got to keep the rules
and everybody chat. I told people that this was for West players and West
competitive. This is for the West people. I don't care who you are. I don't care
what your name is and how many FNCS wins you have. This is for West. If you're
You're playing central, you're not gonna come over
and try to steal the practice and the money from West.
Everybody shits on the West scene all the time, ref.
What about Rapid?
I told you guys from the beginning,
Faxley's the only exception he can have a central teammate
because he's hosting the scrims with me
and putting up a prize pool.
You're LARPing saying you're born in Spain.
No!
Hold!
Yo!
I- Yo!
Yo, Arc!
My player has a special ability, bro.
Oh, god, he does.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
He can like, monkey jump around walls!
What?
Bro, you know that's normal, right?
No, it's not!
Yes, it is.
You can do that now.
It must be a sprite I have.
Bro.
Are you talking about when you like, double jump on the walls and you like-
Yes, that's how I died last game.
Oh, that's normal.
Now, one thing I will say though, is you're low key improving.
Thank you. Yeah, that's thank you, Brett.
Like, we're actually getting top 5 in that one, like, stacked game.
Yup, and you saw me calm out that double spray?
Yeah, yeah.
He was laughing and screaming back smiles when he said that.
No Chad, you know what it is?
You guys in this chat just think that I'm assed when realistically I'm actually one
of the best players on West.
Who's fighting?
who's fighting that's me I'm good I'm just cutting the boss I just got a
mythic burst nice I have four pop rocks okay you dropped it to me then you get
old shocks
of
forty
nice
is a purple burst for you
i'm actually a god with the pistol
you can hold it
just hold the pistol because i already have a burst
I'm not kind of looking like like a little wavy with the pistol
Maybe like a little secret weapon here breathes. Yes, at least with a pistol. You never have to worry about search
My loser for the fun of myself is very personal
No. Here I buy you a charge guys if you need it and then I could drop you 500 gold as well.
I dropped the shotguns down.
Okay.
The other one on you
You can just pop it and keep it.
Movements actually look at a lot better.
You can tell your back adapted to the game.
You can do that at full level soon.
Thank you for saying that in the chat.
You don't need to go force anyone.
yo did you pay for us to get a good zone throw?
my god
nice nice
little fun fact, in customs you can adjust how you want the zones to be
so I've suggested the zones to be right on us and attack
can you do this in a real game too you know just having to talk with epic
how much gold do you have? 800? you need it? is it greedy if i buy myself ummm
What?
Goal pump?
Yeah, do it.
Bro, they're taking our hill.
Oh my god, man.
I have 40 surge.
What's up?
Hey, trust me, this gold pump is in the right hands.
I have one too.
Oh, we're so stacked.
Oh my god.
We just need to get our surge.
come just run did you hit him I'm not gonna lie I couldn't even hit him
team right here I'm gonna get alert team yeah just a team above us yeah
I can just re-pop a crystal on us.
I have six anyways, it'll be fun.
Fame changed, bro.
Like, how?
What does that even mean?
I'm not even famous.
There's no way y'all consider me famous.
We're just waiting for a poll and then we can go.
I'm ready.
You are? No, I'm not.
I'm just a streamer.
You're a catmatch, right?
Yeah.
This game is so peaceful sometimes.
Yeah, this is pause.
I already have 48 damage, I just got hit with 40, so...
Do you have, uh, what's your healers?
Two chugs.
you have a what's your heels two chugs okay you just pop some of it
see that's how you can manage me we can just wait and tag them and then we can
and crystalline
pistol action
told you
the shot
are you right i think they're
okay come
You good?
Watch your back. You're good.
I have a 20. Go 15 damage.
Yeah.
I'll get it.
It's not bad at all.
15 damage on that rotate, got in the zone, not bad, right?
That team up there has to go.
Are they even gone yet? You think they're gonna crystal or shock or what?
I think my play zone.
I got a rude awakening to them.
They got killed.
25, cracked.
Nice.
I'm a nightmare with this pistol.
We should go now, ready?
Yeah.
You good?
Yeah, I got hit.
You're only gonna hit for 50, it's all good.
Oh, yeah.
We just gotta pop in this bush.
Right here, right here on the red, go.
You good? I got hit a little bit.
I'm gonna stop.
Yeah, I'm popping a big pot.
29 cracked.
Nice.
Come on dude, watch out, there's a team that's right here.
Yeah, I know.
We're gonna have to go up up there I'm going left
I'm going to try to do this like you do.
There you go.
So many kids are going to die of surge.
Yeah.
Chad, my new nickname is Nightmare.
Start calling me Nightmare.
You see the sea
You can't come
See me
Good
Nice
Right right all right, I promise I promise
90. Nice, good shit. Pumped a wallpie there.
I hit a little bit. Keep going, keep going.
Come, come.
I'm down there. Holding, holding, holding.
Holding, holding. Break for me.
We got the loot. I'm 5-5.
I'm holding for you. Get out, get out. Did you get mats?
Yeah, I did it, I got some too.
Holy shit, that's a lot of mats.
oh my god get out get out get out get out come back come back come back come on lacy
come back come back
I got you up come this way come this way you're out you're out
I don't have my shotgun arctic you're actually him
What do you mean?
I don't have a shotgun.
I left it.
Bro.
The whole lobby is just on us.
one
Is there a mask on you?
I'm dead from behind, I'm a fucking, I'm a bot.
Take all my shit, take all my shit.
Cutters? Wow, it's over.
I need some search man, where's the search at?
We got this, come on we got this!
We need search nice great damage great damage great damage
It's not enough.
Nice arc.
We're above.
Get it.
There's a reboot rate here.
Okay, JoJoJo.
Okay, chill, chill, chill.
Water. Get on.
140 above three shots with so many mats.
Oh my god.
Oh, Lobby wants me to kill him.
No, good.
There's four, one, zero.
You still have two shots.
There's so dirty, seven alive.
I
Didn't watch me
That was on me that was on me right now I drop my shotgun for a truck
And I went to go get it died
I'll be a god of building that round right there. I won that one by me
I'll get it. I'm lucky. Who are we watching here? I'm not amiss. I don't know what you're not amiss
Okay, we got
I'll saw him
Nathan and you
Hold on!
Playing pretty solid as a duo here.
WHAT?!
I
Thanks you spectate it kicked me out
Funny how you do that right after arc said you're getting better
They're definitely not the best team not trying to hate but yeah, who do you guys think the
best team on west is be honest
No
Anybody streaming him
Like five seconds two seconds. Yeah, he just like was he sprayed your like back ramp and
Just anybody
Yeah, yeah, we won both games to see you
He's casting me me and Higgs would have won the whole he's so behind
No, we were going to be in it me and Higgs were going to be in it
But all other 19 teams sent the league an appeal you knock a lot. I'm not waiting for that. Oh, I'm gonna see get the next code
How do I find out who the winner is
Yeah, I'll let you know in a sec
Who took my chicken who took my chicken
I was allergic to helping his teammate win.
You guys treat me like I'm some shit.
Salco won?
Who's Salco's teammate?
Z-Link.
Z-Link
game to
winners
At Salco
mean at Z-Link
Nothing's even
Well the code's already out codes already out chat chat see this see how quick these cues are word of bro
Okay, yeah, right my performance right now so far one to ten right my performance and be completely honest be completely honest
I have start drew I have start I would either die in a car crash than watch you play for me
I have not been dead every game.
I died one game and I made one mistake, bro.
It's not a problem to make one mistake in your life, dumbasses.
That's not a fucking problem to make one mistake.
You got in your car this morning, turned a key, pressed a pedal, and moved 40 miles
an hour without using a single muscle.
100,000 years ago, that same trip would have taken two full days of walking barefoot, through
territory that could kill you.
No road, no path, no sign telling you what's ahead, for almost all of human history, getting
anywhere meant risking everything, and you had nothing to carry you there except your
own two feet.
Today, you can fly across the planet in a day.
You can order something from the other side of the world and it shows up at your door.
Movement is so easy now that it's basically invisible.
But for roughly 300,000 years, every single journey a human being ever took happened at
walking speed.
And that one limitation shaped, yeah but how did they cross the equator?
Everything about how we lived, what we ate, who we married, and how much of the world
we ever got to see.
So let's start at the beginning.
Your feet.
Humans are the best long distance walkers on the planet, but definitely not the fastest.
A cheetah can hit 70 miles an hour, a horse can sustain 30 for miles, you top out at maybe
15 and only for a few seconds before you're gasping.
Speed was never the point though.
You can walk 20 miles in a day, sleep and do it again tomorrow and the next day and
the next.
You can do this for weeks.
No other animal on earth can do that.
Your feet have arches that act as springs and your Achilles tendon stores and releases
energy with every step so your muscles don't carry the full load.
There's a ligament running up the back of your neck that keeps your head stable while
your body moves underneath it, and you have about two million sweat glands cooling you
down while every other large mammal on the savannah overheats and has to stop.
You're not built to be fast.
You're built to never stop.
In 1978, paleoanthropologist Mary Leakey discovered a trail of footprints in Leia Toli, Tanzania.
They were pressed into volcanic ash 3.6 million years ago.
Two individuals walking upright, side by side.
The oldest evidence of bipedal walking ever found.
And they look almost exactly like yours.
For millions of years, that was the only transportation technology humans had.
And somehow, it was enough to take us further than any species has ever gone.
Starting roughly 70,000 years ago, humans began walking out of Africa.
Not in one march.
Why is the queue going down?
I honestly have no idea.
I don't know.
Yo, why does the queue go down in numbers?
Does anybody know?
This happened over thousands of years, generation by generation, small groups pushing a little
further into territory, which no human had ever seen.
They crossed the Middle East, they spread across Asia, they reached Europe, they walked into
Siberia, crossed a land bridge into Alaska, and kept going south through the Americas.
That's roughly 15,000 miles, without knowing the destination even existed.
And the thing that doesn't get talked about enough is that they weren't walking randomly.
have found obsidian tools hundreds of miles from the nearest volcanic source.
Shells found far inland, amber traded across mountain ranges.
These people were covering massive distances on purpose, to trade, to connect with other
groups, to find specific resources they knew existed because someone had told them about
it.
But there's no way their legs weren't sore from walking on us!
Wasn't wandering, this was networking, on foot.
The problem is, walking works great until something gets in the way.
You can walk across a desert, you can walk over a mountain pass, but a river, a river
stops you in your tracks. And rivers were everywhere. They cut through every migration route,
every hunting ground, every trade path. For hundreds of thousands of years,
a body of water was basically a wall. You either found a shallow crossing or you-
Not gonna lie, I don't have the attention span to watch long ass videos like this.
All right, so right now it's really hot in my room chat and I'm gonna attempt
to scoot across the room. Oh my god, why does the air conditioning just keep turning off?
Hey, it's a nine minute video. Yeah, that's a long video
Yeah, how come when I go like this to my hair stuff flies out
Hey Drew Drew, can you come up here and fix my air conditioning, please?
I'm not dirty
It's cuz you have a dry scalp. Yeah, but from what?
Do you wash your hair every day?
Yes, I wash my hair every day.
Wait, wait, you're not supposed to wash your hair every day?
Cap! Cap on goddess cap!
You're not supposed to wash your hair every day!
I don't believe you.
Do you use shampoo every day?
Yes, I use shampoo every single day in the shower.
Actually twice a day sometimes.
I'll use shampoo on my hair twice a day, most days, in the morning and before bed.
Wait, that's bad
Yo arc, what's up? How often do you wash your hair?
I
I shampoo every three days, but I wash my hair like every other day.
I don't shampoo that much, so it gets like, it depends.
What?
Well, it just depends on the type of hair you have.
Yo, there's no way I'm 23 years old just now finding out about this.
Find out about what?
That you're not supposed to wash your hair every day.
Yeah, that's how you lose your hair.
You can condition her though, if you want.
Like, you don't have the chance to everyday though.
So I'm not shitting?
There's days where I wash my hair twice a day.
But I wash it a minimum everyday.
you go to the gym yeah oh yeah you can walk here every day then
I'm like a torn ACR now so I can't let go.
Oh wait, when's the last time you went?
To the gym.
Yeah.
I'm saying like an actual workout like that you went to, like not for content.
about six six what I don't like the gym bro why you're not doing it right then
no it's just boring to go to the fucking gym and like lift metal rather like
stream and ordered doordash no but it's just like the like the progression I'm
just seeing yourself change you know
why are you all saying retweet in the chat like they're all not a bunch of
fat slobs
Oh, you know how bad I wish I could work out?
Bro, how are you gonna say that, but you haven't gotten it in six months?
Well, no, you don't understand.
I was doing this thing where I was starting my daily routine, going to the gym, lacing
lock-in.
I'll get first.
I'll get started.
Well, then I tore my knees.
How long until you recover?
Gotta get surgery.
Once you recover, you gotta start going, okay?
Put a gym?
Yeah, yeah.
You know, I'm going, I'm a lock-in, I'm a lock-in every day.
Bro, because you have a good gym here, you too.
Don't you have like the Bradley Martin one?
Nah, that's what we're doing.
But I have like a, we're getting like a Nike Adelaide gym.
Bro.
bro like bro people with at home gym should have like crazy physics I feel like
yeah I'm probably gonna have like what type of physique are you aiming for like
a lean or like I mean I'm gonna be honest I feel like my physique right now it's
like a super good
I mean, it's better than what you used to be, right?
Exactly, yeah.
So that's good.
Oh, check, there's a bunch of dick suckers.
I have a sleeper, man.
Look at the chug, Jug, if you need.
And a blue shriker.
sleeping
And the thing is like do you look at me like
Like my body doesn't look that nice from up the outside
Yeah, that's good
I mean the thing is though like your stream they see you every day, right?
So like they're not gonna be able to tell that you can't you know, they see me every day
They can't see the progress that I made
They still see you as like how you used to be
Should we clean this hill yeah
Another chunk of you on it, okay, you can just keep this up there
I didn't find an AR again
I saw a clip of like you saying you said the gym her like you actually mean that
bro like what's what no you're not why why do you say that is your body gets
sort of dude every time I go the next day my body hurts oh you do know that
only lasts for like a month right yeah how am I gonna work if I'm sore for a
bro it's like a good type of sore like it's not like you're gonna die dude
my job requires a lot of like physical yeah yeah there you go
Lacy with pistol equals GG.
But you gotta think like you're already rich you're famous like I'm not
it can't work to bro what are you talking about I'm not famous
I have no brick now.
How much you- oh wow.
Here bro.
Happy to break out.
You don't understand the gym system. It's like it's pretty simple
It's not for everyone same way like some people don't like certain food same way some people don't like like certain sports
Some people just don't like the gym. It's not for everybody
Hey, but like the thing is they're not giving it a chance. No, I did give it a chance all grown up
I every time how long how long I'd go for like it like a week and then I'd want to quit and then I stopped for like a few months
Okay, I promise you once you get past that first two weeks. It's just normal to you
Those first two weeks are the worst
23 taking gym advice from a 16 year old bar right.
So here's the thing about me.
Some people and this is no shame to these people.
Some people have to go to the gym to get the body they want and to maintain their body.
Yeah, I have genetics where my body is the way it is by itself
What does that even mean like you're saying right now you have like
My body that I have right now. I didn't have to go to the gym yet
So you're saying like you have a top 1% physique then no not top 1% probably like top like top 30
So why don't you try getting to that top 1%?
I guess this is not streams I think.
What do you do?
You just spring our walls.
Bet. Bet.
Morning replay is just to fucking find your name tag.
Bro, I know you're lying by the way, I know you're lying on stream, you're lying on stream.
I know you go.
I go where?
To the gym.
I know, there's no way.
You caught me bro.
You're lying on stream bro, you're trying to do this like, this larp thing.
You caught me.
All right, I'm not kidding. I wake up. I wake up at 10 a.m. I
Order food. That's good. That's 10 a.m. It's good. Yeah. No, I
Wake up 10 a.m. I order food I eat food watch a stream and then I go live and then I end stream and I order dinner
That's my life every day
It's not bad, okay, that's not bad. It's not bad
We need to get you locked in man.
No but here's the thing you do that under same is my job requires a lot of activity.
21.
So you're saying right now there's a lot of activity.
Well no but like normally like IRL a lot I'm traveling always on the move always walking
around I average like 15 20,000 steps a day yeah but doesn't matter though like
the steps like it's not gonna build like a good physique
yeah your build is not bad what now we're good to stay here I'll pop this on
come your man that has
don't have anything yet here's up oh okay watch it I'm dead really I'm good
I'm good are you good you resume bro like oh my god yeah I'm good I'm good
box boxes they don't know they don't know come
they know please let me rest priest
ticket ticket yes just hold and rest at the same time
fine fine no way they're keen as a storm oh my god it's over like why why are
there's just city here bro
So cringe this sitting our search base the whole time there's same below us
What are y'all talking about?
I didn't even say a word.
Should that be last?
my lazy my lazy because I don't want to wait now you can make the last definitely I
would be at the bottom of that list but I mean like in terms of the game god damn
faxity always dead bro check DMs do you want to ban this team let's let you let's
let chat make the decision
Y'all are saying yes, and I didn't even show the clip yet.
I mean, you got hit for like 160.
No, don't bend them.
No, bend them.
No, bend them.
No, bend them.
Don't bend them.
That he got he got beam for 160, but I'm not a lot of pushing
that too.
Same thing with the team that just killed me.
That they saw it down body and push whatever.
I mean, basically a dumbass.
That's like what he means.
It means donkey, but basically.
Chesh, that be last?
Born in America by the way doesn't matter my mom spoke in zero English my dad was at work 24-7
One more education base. Yeah, I have shit
I have to do
Your mom's not teaching you the president's like it's like school and stuff, you know
My mom didn't know, you've been president herself
No, I understand but what I'm saying is it's not like your mom's job
It's like your education from school
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I guess I do I actually do I actually do I actually have shit I have to do
I mean you could always just host another day like it's not like it's the last game
I think I'm just gonna call it as last game for tonight
Yeah, I mean that's how vital it doesn't anyways three games is a lot
I'm gonna wait till after it's done though
Okay, what do you have to do? I have to um I have to record my part for a YouTube video
up. Here's another clip. Can you decide?
I'm here.
Okay.
That's a bad one.
Brother, sir, there's 84 up and he got hit for 199.
I
Want to watch rapid end you
Wait arc isn't there a division cup soon? I think six days or five days
Chantone I'm coming I'm coming different for this division cup
the
way to know that was thinking I arch I have a question
yeah
so worst case scenario okay here's absolute worst case scenario
um
if
and I I I pray to God it's not
if this YouTube leak was real and Streamer University is on the same days as FNCS, do
you, we can call play-ins with me high-paying, right?
Yeah, I think so, maybe.
It depends how high, though.
Well, I'm assuming it would be, yeah, where was it last year, does anybody know?
I think Ohio.
I'd probably be Ohio paying if they do it in the same place.
That's I mean, yeah, we'll probably be fine
It would be wait what planes though, which one FNCS planes like the like the heats or no
No, he's I think he's he's I would I would definitely be back for heats
Okay, I mean I think that should be fine
He said it's in a different place
Okay, I mean
the thing is is right now like I'm playing like 50 paying so I feel like if
I'm a little higher paying it won't make that much of a difference yeah you
leak how do I leak I don't even know the dates I don't need the dates aren't
even announced for the students yet I don't even know them I wish I knew so I
could fucking play in
Can you not just ask him?
Um, I mean, I probably could.
I don't think he'd just tell me, though.
I think he would.
He'd wait.
Tell him it's like for something important, like, you can just lark to him and say like,
it's like an emergency or something, just so you know.
Well, like, worst case scenario, right?
I play 60 paying if it's in Ohio.
That's not that bad.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine.
Who's that?
Hey, who is that?
Oh, hey.
Fortnite is an emergency, I guess.
I'm not gonna lie, chat, though.
That would actually be cinema.
Imagine me at Streamer University in my fucking dorm,
just play an FNCS.
That shit would be cinema.
The content would be crazy for that.
your setup would be asked. I would bring my shit. If that's the case, I'm bringing my
Let's go to my PC.
Lay's just sent me a picture.
No way that was Lay's lurking on us on the hill.
Fuck you, Lay's.
Let's say the last game, that was the last game.
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Why you got so many wheelchairs? Why do you why do you get absolutely no girls, huh? Why
How do you get no girl son?
All right, Ark, I'm about to hop off, bro.
OK, bet.
Are you saying on?
Yeah.
OK, bet.
All right, I'll talk soon.
We got to scrim again, probably in the next two days.
And then we have division come, bro.
It's game time.
We're locked up in this player in the world.
They see out.
Holy aura.
Holy aura, leave.
Generally, holy or roga one girl and says he pools
Yeah, I'm gonna radar I am gonna radar I am gonna radar. Um, but hey
Chad W streaming a Chad. We got W. We got a card opening little gross segment some some fortnight
But I have to and I gotta go film this part for the for the new core video. It's coming out
I got to fill my part for it, so I'm going to go do that tomorrow.
I'm not going to be live at all tomorrow.
I have my MRI and I'm meeting with my doctor right my surgeon right after because like he
ordered me a stat MRI.
I got to drive like an hour and 25 minutes to where it's at part timer.
I mean, bro, I got to, I got to worry about my knee, bro.
I want to make sure my knee gets surgery as quick as possible.
And if that means missing one day of streaming, it is what it is.
Also, he told me I could stream the surgery if I wanted to.
So I might be streaming my surgery.
It would probably just be like a cam on my face without my knee showing because I can't
show that blood.
But I'm probably going to stream my knee surgery on my ACL when I do end up getting it.
Yeah. No one wants you. No one wants to see you again.
Won't you be asleep? Yes, I'll be asleep. I'll be asleep.
But I still think it would be cool for you all to see me waking up in shape and like going under
and go, yeah, I don't know. I think it'd be cool. But yeah, no stream tomorrow. I might pop into the
guide stream if anybody is out live at the house for a little bit. But I don't like,
like I'm not gonna have enough time
to actually do a full day of streaming.
I'm going to be back on the, what's today, the seven?
No stream eighth.
I'm gonna be back on the ninth for a stream.
And then on the 10th, I leave for Miami.
I am going to Miami with Jamesy, Ron, and Marlin.
We're going to the Norway versus England game.
And then the day after that game,
I'm leaving flying right to Dallas and going to the program.
So, and then I think I'm still spending a day at Clitches
the day after that and playing division cup
from a setup in Clitches place.
But, W stream in the chat.
I love y'all, but no stream tomorrow.
Gotta make sure my knee's good.
Make sure to join the Twitter, com, all my Clippers,
exclamation mark clipping in the chat.
The new cycle starts in seven days,
but there's still a week left of this cycle,
$25,000 per month going to Clippers pay out Clippers.
Yo, the cycle, I don't know what you mean,
pay out Clippers.
The cycle ends in a week.
It's 14th to 14th.
So the cycle Clippers will not get paid out for this month
until the 15th.
Okay.
But a lot of money for Clippers and a lot of opportunities
to get some clips going.
And I appreciate all the people, the cycle before.
Yeah, the cycle before is getting handled.
I paid that out this morning and it's gonna get paid.
But hey, I love y'all. I'm gonna see you guys
The day after
The thugs in his chat
And i'ma see y'all
I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit him both, all of a sudden he a friend when
I send that bitch a toast, when she want attention she disguise it as a post, I forget to mention
she was mine before she out, she gon' hit the Gucci like she can't, all we do is fuck