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07-09-2026 · 11h 23m
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I'm a fan of yours.
Okay, I'm a fan. You're asking a chat my man. You're a bitch. Ask him to fucking chat a chat fresh cut nice cut looking good
Lay beautiful cut hard eyes. Hey guys listen. I didn't get a haircut. Okay. I know looking good mocking. I know girl
I know um
And your stream my sister's watching with me just vomited
So you guys don't think I look good right now my new cut not even a y'all don't think I look even a little
bit. Come on. Let's not be haters. Oh my god, Drew unplugged my fucking stream deck.
Drew unplugged my fucking stream deck and didn't plug it back in. And now I have to somehow
plug it back in when I can't even go on the ground. I don't have any fucking sound effects.
I have no noises. Your hairline's receding. Are we looking at the same fucking hairline
Dude, are we looking at the same hairline?
Make your own sound effects, okay?
How's everybody's day going today?
Boom.
Is that good?
Boom, boom.
No, okay.
Stream faster.
Do we have to troll right off the rip?
I just started streaming.
Do we really have to start trolling already?
Do we really have to start trolling already?
Can we can we actually be normal? Can we actually be normal not trolling?
Guys today is a very important day today is a day for the history books today is honestly gonna be the best day of my life
Today is the day that France goes home
Today France and in Boppy will leave the World Cup they will lose and they will go home
I'm done hearing about all this in Boppy slander. Oh and Boppy's the best in the world. Oh
all, uh, uh, so same with the Dembele, all these, all these people,
France is going home today and I'm going to sit here and I'm going to hate
watch and I'm going to celebrate every second of it.
And I'm going to take it all in.
I'm going to take every ounce of France going home in today.
Um, Morocco is sending France home.
Watch, it's going to happen.
It's going to happen.
It's going to happen.
And the minute that I see him, Bobby start crying on the pitch because
Morocco sent them home is the minute that my day is fulfilled and feels
complete. That's how my day needs to be completed. Watching him Boppy cry on the pitch because
Morocco beat them three to two. It's not LARP. It's not LARP. My sister says you're her
favorite looking streamer. Oh, thank you. Tell her I said thank you. How old is she? How old
How old is your sister?
How old is your sister?
She's nine years old.
Okay.
Um, well, I mean, I like, okay.
Why are you hating on him, Boppy?
Um.
I'm going to be honest, there's a few reasons that I don't like Mbappi.
Number one, I feel like he's just too cocky.
I feel like Mbappi's just too cocky and he's not good enough to back up how cocky he is,
bro.
I think Mbappe is just a little too cocky.
Number two, honestly, I think that he shouldn't have stayed with PSG.
I think that him staying with PSG and not going to Roma Drid really just showed his disloyalty in my opinion.
And that's another reason I don't like Mbappe.
Also, I think he's a ball hog.
Yeah, I think Mbappe's a ball hog.
I don't think he passes to his teammates.
I don't think he likes to get his team involved.
I think that he's a ball hog.
He only tries to score goals for himself.
He doesn't try to get assists.
As long as Mbappe gets a goal, the game's okay.
So, um, yes, that's right.
And I want France to go home.
And I also don't like Mbappe because people keep trying to say
that Mbappe's better than the Menyamal.
And the Menyamal clears Mbappe by a mile.
Retreat. Thank you.
Thank you for agreeing and thank you for coming to my Ted Talk today. We will be hate watching France
I will be hate watching the fuck out of France
Anything you want me to react to post it right here in this thread, but there is something that we have to get into first so I
Realized oh shit a lot of you guys from Twitter and from the Twitter community
You guys if you're in my Twitter community, you get news faster than people that watch on Twitch
facts or no because you guys see stuff that's outside of Twitch but I'd say
like 90% of people just tune into the stream so they don't even know what's
going on at the time because they're not sitting in Twitter comms like you guys
so first things first yesterday I went and I got an MRI and I had a meeting
for my first ever appointment with Dr. Masi.
And I got an MRI and I got my results back.
So I figured, you know what, this is not just my journey.
This is your guys' journey
that I wanna share with y'all too.
So here are the official,
this is the official results of my MRI, okay?
Right here, these are my MRI scan results.
So you can see patient Nicholas Fosco, DOS,
I think that means date of, date of like what happened.
It was yesterday, July 8th.
Gender, male, age 23, date of birth, February, blah, blah.
Leaked, nothing's leaked, bro.
I made sure I blurred this number out, don't worry.
So exam description was an MRI knee without contrast,
whatever that means.
And gender is wrong.
So here's here's my my MRI results.
Technique, magnetic resonance, imaging of the left knee was performed without intravenous
gadolinium administration.
So I don't really know what the fuck that means.
Screen's blurry.
Should it be?
I don't really know what that's a lot of doctor terms, but here's what the five things they found was bone marrow signal
Intensity is within normal limits. No evidence of a fracture or malignant
No evidence of condromalacia patella cartilaginous surfaces are intact. Okay. That's good. That's good chat
That's good
You're streaming the toolkit in 720p?
Like this dude is always just a moron.
They're out of their back.
Is that better?
Is that better?
Way better.
Yeah.
I don't know what Drew's doing.
I just don't.
I really don't know.
Okay.
So back to my MRI results.
So basically this is saying that I have no fracture or malalignment.
This basically means nothing in my knee is broken.
Now, W's in a chat, I do not have anything broken in my knee.
Now, it says, a moderate joint effusion is seen.
No evidence of fluid is seen with the super-Berteller Bursa,
subcutaneous per-Berteller Bursa,
subcutaneous superficial or deep-infra-Berteller Bursa,
or semi-reminbubberness Bursa to suggest Bursatitis.
No evidence of pest-insurine Bursatitis is noted.
Um, God only that's not even English God even God only knows what that means
So what I got from this is basically I don't have anything fractured or broken
But then when you go to the next line
It says the interior
Cruciate ligament, which is the ACL is
Completely torn not partially not a minor tear
completely torn. My ACL is completely gone. Thankfully though, the posterior
cruciate ligament, which is the PCL, is unremarkable, which means it's fine. My
MCL is fine, and my LCL is fine. But on the other side, there is an oblique tear
involving the posterior horn of the lateral meniscus extending to the inferior
articular surface. Horizontal cleavage tear, I thought cleavage was when your
tits are out, is seen within the interior horn towards the meniscal root.
There is a bucket handle tear involving the posterior horn on the meniscus with
flipped meniscal fragment. So somehow, somehow, some way, my meniscus inside my
knee is flipped upside down. And what the doctor told me was that basically every
single one of you was right. I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna admit it. I'm gonna take
to blame, we'll take accountability. You guys were right. Um, around a year ago, year and
a half ago, when I first tore my ACL, and I went to a doctor and that doctor told me
that I don't need surgery, it's not required, and that my ACL can heal itself. Um, because
of everything that I've been doing on my knee, he said that my meniscus has slowly been tearing
over time over the last year and a half. And that that minor move that I made when I was playing
basketball to do a pass where I tried to shift my body weight onto my left knee, my meniscus just
gave out and just completely tore and flipped upside down inside my knee. And yeah, so the doctor
that told me that I didn't require surgery when I had a fully torn ACL. Fuck you. I genuinely hope
you get your license revoked. You are a terrible doctor. How can you look at my MRI and how can
you sit there and think that, oh, I didn't need surgery. It's not required. Like, wow, I just,
just wow, bro. But shout out to Dr. Masi because Dr. Masi, for the first time in two years,
I'm just gonna let you guys watch the video.
I'm gonna let y'all watch the video
because for the first time in two years,
I actually understand what is wrong in my leg
because of Dr. Masi.
I'm literally just gonna let y'all watch the video.
There's an ad.
Sorry, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Diagnosis switch, very confident with, I know you've been hearing a lot of different things,
I'm sorry about that.
Penalty for France?
What?
I thought the game didn't start till 4.
No shot!
No shot!
Wait, what?
France, Morocco,
Watch live, YouTube TV, no way the game's already on!
There's no way the game's already on!
How?!
How is there a pen?!
Bombay scored a penalty in the last round in Philadelphia. No way, Bombay's kicking the pen!
To the bottom right-hand side.
C. Bono, the goalkeeper, he's known for his heroics, their penalty shootouts,
and maybe not be relevant to the fact that he's never stopped one in a game.
Well, it looked like a clear foul to me, certainly, from Masarali, but...
That was not a penalty!
If we're thinking about the one-off two-way, that did not look like a foul on the TV.
You're delayed, bro.
I just have no one on my team that's competent at doing anything.
You're delayed, bro.
I just have-
Like, Rums, do you even do your job anymore?
What do I pay you for, Rums?
Rums, what do I pay you for?
Is it fixed?
Please, M. Poppy, miss, miss, miss!
And M. Poppy, you're not good, you're not good, you're overhyped, overrated.
in this world. He's sixty-five
for fifty sixty-five for seventy-nine
on penalty kicks. And give the
French. The lead here in the
rematch of the seventy-five from
four years ago. Please. Please
M. Boppy miss. I don't care. I'm
hate watching France all day.
We got it.
Wait, they're reviewing it again?
They're still officially in a chip.
Direct decision to award the penalty.
Oh my god.
Now what can killing a Buffy do with it?
He's going to reset the ball again.
Please miss, Mbappe.
Please miss.
Please miss.
Please miss.
Please miss.
Friends, I want you to go home so bad.
Please.
Yes!
Yes!
And Buffy.
And Buffy what?
The media ball would never miss that!
The media ball would never miss a free pen!
What now, and Bobby?
What?
Fritz is going home, let's go Morocco!
Let's go Morocco!
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh my God, yes!
He felt that that was held up way too long,
that whole process clearly feeling put up off.
Oh my God, and Bobby's a fraud!
And Bobby's a fraud!
And Bobby's a fraud on my life, he's a fraud!
Weak ass penalty cake.
France gonna fry Morocco?
We're gonna see.
We're gonna see.
We're gonna see.
Don't worry.
We're gonna see.
We're gonna see.
God, yes!
Bro, yes!
Back to your knee.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Hi Instagram story posted in a composted in the con reactions after I'm done reacting to this video. So chat this is
For anybody who wants um, this is a full breakdown analysis of what's been going on with my knee over the last year
Okay, um, so this literally explains it all for all the people who told me I've been faking this for all the people who told me
Oh, you were actually in pain for all people who told me that um fake knee injury
Fuck you because
Now listen, he talks very fast and he says a lot of things that I don't know what they
mean, but I don't know.
Maybe y'all will understand it.
Maybe y'all will understand it.
I'm hearing a lot of different things and I'm sorry about that.
I can imagine that can definitely bring about doubt on anything you're hearing when you're
getting all your kind of wealth and you're not going to throw rocks, but I will tell
you that the PCL sign, the ACL is torn and meniscus and a little bit of that
lousy. And do a little bit more about the procedure, the details itself when it
comes to the ACL and how we do it. Oh wait, this might be the wrong video. This might be the
video that shows like all the boring stuff that'll get me banned on it.
Wait, I haven't even watched this video yet.
Wait, I haven't even watched this video yet.
Should I react to this for the first time with y'all on stream?
This is the full breakdown of my knee right here.
Nice to meet you, unfortunately, under these circumstances, I still have to get your MRI.
I've got it sent over to us here at the dot-com so I can look at them.
No official report.
We'll get that back to you as soon as we get it.
But I'm going to scroll through this.
We'll go through it together and I'm going to show you what's going on.
Definitely an intuition spot on with your injury, but there's something more here to
kind of get through.
So, let's go straight to this side view.
So, Chad, this is my knee from the side.
You see an idea of what's, you know, the anatomy and what's going on to better kind of describe
the pathology in the injury.
So front of the knee, we call anterior here, back of the knee, we call posterior.
Over here, we're standing at the side, looking at your knee.
So your quarter sets tendon comes down.
It's continuous with your patella or your kneecap, which is further continuous with
the patella tendon.
And that's what we call your extensor mechanism.
It inserts on the posterior.
And then you have your femur right here, the distal or the lower end of your femur.
And that's up to the point.
I thought femur was in your ...
And your calf muscles here are going to be in the back, hamstring muscles coming down.
Here are going to be in the back as well, above.
This is a T2 reformat, meaning dead structures like tendon are going to be black, ligaments
are going to be black, and fluid is going to be white, where intermediate structures
like muscle, fascial tissue, and sometimes ...
So, do, Chad, be honest, looking at this, do I have a lot of muscle in my knee or no?
Do I have a lot of muscle in my knee? I feel like all this is muscle right here. That's a lot of
muscle, no? That's a lot of muscle. That's fat. Bone is going to be white. So, I want you to see
this. This is a large, what we call a fusion. That means there's an injury. You know that,
but for me, if I'm looking at this for the first time without a lot of context or history,
I see that. I am going to be looking for an injury inside that knee. I know something happened.
You don't develop that much bleeding and swelling inside your knee. Wait, that's bleeding and swelling?
My knee got fully beguved. Without a legit injury. And yeah, I know it's chronic. We've
talked to multiple doctors. I would agree. There's a lot of scar tissue in and around over here,
but your ACL is torn. So the ACL anterior cruciate ligament. So anterior meaning the front
cruciate meaning it crosses with the PCL and it's a ligament, connects bone to bone, typically comes
from the front part of the tibia to the back part of the femur. There's two bundles, intermedial,
posterior lateral bundle, and it prevents interior tibial translation, as you know with basketball,
rotation, and then it also helps with a little bit of valve and so you're knee buckling.
Wild boi! And so if you scroll back and forth here, you can see that your PCL is in fact intact.
Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me.
Drew!
I deadass thought you were lying about your ACL
over the last two years.
Goal?
Like why do you guys spam goal and lie the entire stream?
Y'all realize it rooms the stream
when you spam goal as a troll the entire,
Like when you guys do it the whole stream, it actually
ruins the whole stream.
You guys understand that, right?
Like you guys understand that, right?
Oh, I got a stretch chat.
Son, we see the watch.
Oh, this one?
Oh, this one right here?
This one right here?
But not yet.
So yeah, basically my ACL is completely torn.
And then he also goes on to say, later in the video,
let me show you guys this part,
this is basically why I'm feeling so much pain.
At the ligament point, you're feeling so much pain and probably locking and having difficulties with extension.
Is that you have something that's called a bucket handle tear of your medial meniscus.
So I didn't even know this was a thing. A bucket handle meniscus tear. What the hell even is that?
It means is that you tore one of the padding, the cushions or the shock absorbers inside that knee.
So from an anatomy standpoint, kind of going to describe what that is, is that we have two cushions on our knees.
two cushions on our knees, one on the inside,
we call them medial meniscus,
and one on the outside called the lateral meniscus.
And when we go to load the knee,
they are C-shaped, so looking down on it like this,
they are C-shaped in nature.
So you have one on the inside,
and one on the outside like that.
They're connected into the bone in the back,
which is what we call a root,
and in the front, they're connected via the root here,
but there's also an inner meniscus
looking at it like that.
So basically this is what your meniscus
is supposed to look like, okay?
It's supposed to look like this, like two C's.
And sometimes when you go load it is you can actually tear through the meniscus like that and in your case
It tore and was attached here still and so it's flipped like that
Inside the middle of the knee and that's why it's a bucking because it can flip back. So my meniscus is completely
flipped upside down
And for
I still don't believe you about your knee.
I think you're paying everybody and getting fake videos.
Because if this was real, you should be elevating and not streaming.
I just don't believe there's human beings like this that exist on this planet.
Like I just don't believe humans like this exist.
There's a real human that's sitting there that has a whole life, an entire family, and
thinks that after an MRI report, and after an entire breakdown video of what's wrong
with my knee, with showing the tears that I paid someone to fake these videos.
Am I going to fake surgery too?
Am I going to fake surgery?
Wait, Chad, this first video, I haven't seen it yet.
Should I watch?
It's basically what he's going to do in surgery.
This is my first time ever seeing this video.
He sent it this morning.
I didn't even see it.
I kind of want to watch this for the first time on the street.
It's basically him explaining what he's going to do inside the surgery.
I'm raising another video here, as promised.
We've been through it.
We've been doing a little bit of anatomy before, the diagnosis, which is very confident
with.
I know you've been hearing a lot of different things, and I'm sorry about that.
I can imagine that can definitely bring about doubt on anything you're hearing when you're
getting all your kind of wild opinions on that.
I'm not going to throw rocks, but I will tell you that your PCL spine, PCL, it's torn and
meniscus and a little bit of that lateral side.
And there's a little bit more about the procedure,
the details itself when it comes to the ACL
and how we reconstruct it.
Oh my God.
So this is literally what he's gonna be doing to my knee.
This is literally,
this is what's gonna be happening to my knee when I'm asleep.
We have an neuron reconstructing it
and then the additional things that we can do
to add to more stability in patients
who've had chronic recurrent instability.
That's like you have multiple times, two, three times now.
And then also the meniscus.
And then we'll take a look at that lateral,
the outside that let them in as well.
So there are really two options when it comes to
what we call autographic CL reconstruction.
So autograph versus ALO, meaning using a cadaver graft
and then rebuilding your ACL from there.
We do have success with that.
However, the majority of the research overwhelmingly says
that in a young patient like yourself,
there's about a four to eight time decrease in re-territ,
re-territ, meaning recurrent injury
if we use your own tissue.
So I'll be like, wait, so I have to decide if I want to use my own tissue or someone else's tissue.
Oh, my God, that's a big decision.
I can be convinced with a lot of discussion, I would prefer using your own either quadtenden
or patella tendon, just because the retarades are significantly lower and young patients
do really well.
So the first option is a quadtenden.
So this is the very, very front of the knee.
This is your kneecap.
If you look down and feel the problem with your patella, then you can see how wide your
quadtenden is.
It kind of comes down like that.
You have that VMO, the vastus medialis muscle on the inside.
That's that your dot muscle and then the lateralis right there.
But you have a good amount of tendon right here.
We take about 60 millimeters of tin in right here.
What?
It's not full thickness, so partial thickness right there.
And we remove that afterwards, repair it,
and then we close that up for a.
He takes a whole chunk of my tendon out?
Brother, what?
A quad tendon repair, the patella tendon, we would take, if we were to do something like
that, we would take the inferior pull of the patella, the actual bone here, and then we
would take its bent right here, so it's kind of hard to see on plane, but we would take
the center third of that tendon, so we take a little bone chunk here, and then a little
bone chunk down there, and then we would take the center third of that, so patella tendon
right there.
You have a robust thick quad and I have a what?
I have a robust thick quad and the doctor just call me fat in the nicest way possible.
I have a robust thick quad.
That's like a scientific doctor term to call me a fat ass, bro.
Open to the discussion, but I for you and your sports and activity, I would prefer taking
a little section of that clot tendon versus the patellar tendon for multiple reasons one.
A lot of times patients have issues with kneeling when we take that patellar tendon and we call
it kind of a long-term or chronic anterior knee pain.
And that's called autograph.
So using your own tissue auto.
Okay.
And this is what it looks like if we kind of go down here.
I'll show you real quick kind of this sexy.
Can I show this?
It's just 3D graphs.
I'm pretty sure I can show this.
What do we make sure?
Yeah, it's just fake 3D graphs chat.
It's not like an actual...
Round it and then drop it here.
It's education where you're good.
Okay.
This is the quad pro tenant harvester.
So we have to remake a little up over here real quick.
little incision, so it's about a centimeter and a half incision, we remove it.
Wait, that's not a bad incision. That's actually not a bad incision.
Right? I feel like this isn't even bad.
The subcutaneous tissue, meaning the tissue right up underneath the skin,
subcutaneous fat, and then we'll expose the quadtum and this device is just used to
to clean off any fascia or any residual fat.
He's going to have to have a scar on my core tattoo?
Over the top of the tendon, that's
called an armenia retractor, where we can kind of lift up.
And what we'll end up doing is resecting,
or pulling a little bit of that tendon off of the tele.
This is the scope going in there, just to mark trajectory.
Make sure that we're getting tendon and tendon only.
And then you can see we remove a little bit.
The tendon lifted up with our whip stitch around it,
like that, stitch it.
And then we'll pass it through this harvester.
You'll see almost like a cigar cutter.
it'll be passed directly, or a whole hair,
that'll actually pass in the center of the tenon.
So it's rotated up, we take it to about 60, 65 millimeters,
6.5 centimeters, and then there's a plunge
that we are able to push through there,
and it cuts it way down, and then you'll see us drop the,
you'll see it drop the plunger in there.
And it's very sharp kind of on the other end.
Wait, so it basically goes in this little slit in my knee,
and it takes this entire part of my tendon out,
and then they take this part of the tendon
and put it to fix my ACL.
And then so you'll see it's kind of recept
and pull the graft out.
So this is what it looks like afterwards there,
and then we prepare it kind of on the back table.
So I'll escape out of that,
and then I'll show you a little bit
of how we reconstruct it here.
What we end up doing is we end up whip stitching it, tying it on both ends.
This is called an all inside, meaning we don't drill full tunnel.
We use sockets, socket there, socket right there.
We pull it through the portal site and we secure it on both sides of your bones.
The ACL runs from the front of the tibia.
This is a right knee, so the opposite.
But the front inside part of the tibia, we call anterior medial, to the back outside
part of the femur, we call it posterior lateral.
And it's secured with these little tiny titanium buttons there, and then I put an internal
I'm gonna have titanium in my knee.
So I'm gonna have titanium inside my knee.
Brother, I'm gonna be a superhero.
Don't call me a clanker.
To allow you to get back a little bit quicker than we normally would.
like a C belt for that ACL as it kind of heals.
The ACL responsible, I could told you yesterday
for a couple things.
So the shift that you feel when you're unstable
is you feel the tibia moving forward onto the femur.
You also feel rotation of it.
And then what ends up happening is
there's a gapping that occurs on this side
called valgus gapping over here and compression over there.
So it runs nice and oblique across the tibia there
that's going to help prevent the transrotation
of a little bit of the gapping.
You've got multiple reoccurring events.
I want to take a feel of it while you're asleep
to look at the outside part of it,
because there's a ligament that is hard to see
that you don't really see on the MRI
that comes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
So because I've had a reoccurring tear,
there might be more that's wrong with my knee
that he has to wait till my knee's open to see.
I pull reoccurring events.
and want to take a feel of it while you're asleep,
to look at the outside part of it.
Because there's a ligament that is
hard to see that you don't really see on the MRI that
comes from here to here.
It's called an ALL, the anterior lateral ligament.
And it's more with thickening of the capsule.
But as you can see, it runs pretty much in parallel
with the ACL right there.
And so sometimes, if you have recurrent injury here
to your ACL, you start stretching this ALL,
anterior lateral ligament.
And when you continue to stretch that into your lateral ligament, when you go to reconstruct that ACL, now the ACL is what I call naked.
It's kind of doing all of the work, right?
So because a year and a half ago, my doctor told me that I shouldn't, I didn't need surgery.
I might have overextended my ALL.
to your lateral ligament.
And when you continue to stretch that into your lateral ligament,
when you go to reconstruct that ACL,
now the ACL is what I call negative.
It's kind of doing all of the work, right?
And that's an issue in an active patient
that if we're relying on that to help with all the rotational instability,
then we're going to be compromised.
And so what I propose and what I typically do with patients who have ever recurrent instability,
and this is a very much an exam thing we need to talk about it,
a procedure called an LET or a lateral extra-articular tnodesis.
What is that?
You take a sliver of the IT band, so the IT band comes over the outside part of the knee,
and it inserts on this bump that we call a derby's tubicle.
It's a thick, broad insertion, and what we do is you can see we remove a little bit of
a section of it right there.
Again, we stitch it up.
That's the whip stitch that you see along it, and then we pass it underneath.
This is the LCO, the lateral-collateral ligament you see running up underneath here.
pass it up underneath there and secure it right next to that ACL. And now that helps with any sort
of rotatory instability and helps support that ACL. It's a smaller additional incision but very
worthwhile. Wait so for the rest of my life I'm going to have this inside my knee?
setting a rotational instability which we assess based on what we call pivot shift examination
while the patient is asleep because that's when you're most relaxed and kind of not
guarding.
So that's the ACL, that's the LET, the lateral extracitular tinnitus, and then the last
thing that we described before is the meniscus, right?
So to recap, it's a bucket handle tear, the meniscus is an example of you.
Oh my God, so my meniscus is just the wrong way in...
Oh my god, this isn't even...
This is literally... this is just what... oh my god, I'm getting like three...
Fours were kind of flipped into a notch right there, and that's why I call it a bucket handle because it's still attached here
and it's still attached there, and the meniscus can kind of fall out. Oh my god, that's why it hurts so much.
It's like it's almost like it's twisted. My meniscus is completely twisted.
Back and forth right now, Jules is kind of locked in that center.
So we end up doing this course, putting it back, and then as I showed you in the arthroscopic images,
we put stitches around it like that.
This is the part of the procedure that delays the early weight bearing that we talked about yesterday on the phone,
as far as loading it.
If the meniscus tear doesn't wrap, and I think it just comes around the front just based on the imaging,
I call it the 50-yard line right there, but if it comes around the front, now when your knee is extended,
you are loading it into the front.
If it's staining back there, then I'd allow you to put weight on it right away in full extension,
attention, but likely we're going to protect that for about four weeks just to make-
WHAT?!
I'm not going to be able to extend my knee for four weeks?!
I allow you to put weight on it right away, full extension, but likely we're going to
protect that for about four weeks just to make sure that that kind of heals across the
front.
The example is this one I showed you over here.
This is the off.
Can I show these 3D models or are these a little too...
The depth yard line, or the halfway through, is probably in and around here.
And so I had to repair up front a little bit, and so we're protecting in there.
But you can see, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, I think we ended up putting
one more nine stitches in there to hold it together.
These stitches do stay there.
They have the scaffolding, so your tissue kind of grows into it.
They are also elastic and pliable.
So it feels like a normal meniscus getting into a few months
afterwards as well.
And so, yeah, that's the-
How long?
Getting into a few months afterwards as well.
And so, yeah, that's the proposed kind of technique.
So autograph, clot autograph,
or we can talk about that,
but you might recommendation to be clot autograph,
anterior cruciate ligament reconstruction,
possible let lateral extraarticular tementesis,
stabilizing the rotational aspect of that knee,
and then a buckhandle repair.
So medial meniscus repair.
And then I want to take a look at that lateral meniscus,
that outside one.
It looks okay, but again, if we're there,
if we need to do anything,
it doesn't change anything,
no additional incisions or anything else like that.
It's just a little step to kind of heal that.
And my goal, like we talked about,
is where he just asked me for a signed autograph.
A big handle tear, or buck,
stabilizing the rotational on L-E-T,
lap, quad autograph, and drop, quad up.
Duck, I'm getting surged.
I'm not selling an autograph.
Autograph, quad-autograph, or we can talk about that, but you might recommend the quad-autograph
and your cruciate ligament reconstruction possible.
He's going to autograph my ACL?
I got a lot of meniscus outside when it looks okay, but again, if we're there, when you're
doing anything, it doesn't change anything, no additional incisions or anything else like
that.
It's just a little safe to kind of heal that down.
My goal, I think we talked about, is for you to be a one-and-done, not planning to go
back for anything else and returning you back to your activities at full capacity without
any sort of restrictions as well.
Yeah.
Send me right back to the court.
Actually, it's kind of the procedure in a whole.
I didn't go into it too much yesterday because I just didn't want to rule on me one but two.
I just wanted to kind of be very clear about what your diagnosis is since you've heard
so many different things and then that would be the attached procedure that goes with that.
Of course, meeting you and clinical exam, all that stuff is important.
And yeah, if there are any questions, my way.
That should be reaching out to you
Sounds like August 4th for express for you, which I fully support and you heard it there surgery August 4th
Surgery August 4th
Y'all dead-ass nervous bro, that's like three weeks away
way. Get it on Tuesday. I can't I can't I can't I can't get it Tuesday. I can't get it Tuesday.
I can't get it Tuesday, Shat.
Why? Bro, I just can't, bro.
I have to get it in August. I have to get the surgery in August. I have too much stuff
I'm doing in July. Too much stuff that I'm doing in July and the doctor told me that
pushing the surgery back isn't going to affect anything at all. So, caught. Caught, what?
But what am I not leaking anything?
I'm just saying I'm getting the surgery in July.
I wanna get the surgery in July.
I think that's the best play
because there's a lot of stuff that I would miss
if I got it on Tuesday.
Like too much stuff that I would miss.
No, I have to get the surgery in August, I have to get the surgery in August.
By the way, you can't shower for a week after getting the surgery.
Nice, so I'm just going to be a fucking smelly fat lard laying in my bed for an entire week.
Like am I going to be able to stream?
Am I going to be able to stream?
Wait, so you're going to miss this.
What is this?
Why is it not loading?
Is Twitter down?
Here to David Dillmark.
Here to David Dillmark, Taiwan.
Lady B, Selbit, Cedar, Leah, Marlon, Liana.
I just have one question.
Can you beat this man in a race?
Ludwig?
He's not a problem.
He goes scooch.
Ludwig's never beat the male in a race.
Oh, how he got to beat the male in a race?
He's probably full of hamstring.
That guy is maybe 5'7".
What's going on here?
It's all right.
Will it, will it, thank you.
Yes, I wanna...
I'm gonna kill you!
What the f***?
I'm gonna put all those things on, all of them right here.
Why is he speaking a different language?
I don't know.
I don't know.
He's low.
He's low.
I'm not even allowed to explain the same category.
I'm not sure what to say to the hotel then.
I could be a man, he's tall.
They think he could be a baby and a racist.
Yeah, right.
F*** this up.
Look.
Look.
Look.
streamer game saturday august 1st and sunday august 2nd
unfortunately I'm not gonna be able to participate I'm not gonna be able to
I'm not going to be able to
participate. I'm not going to
participate. I'm going to be
I'm going to be I'm going to be
in a different way. I got
I'm going to play grand finals
FNCS I got to play grants. I
got to play grants. But yeah,
not pretty much the way this is
getting surgery on the fourth.
I think the way I'm gonna stream, so here's the thing.
Dr. Masi, I talked to him and he said he's okay
with me making like content out of it,
like doing like a documentary.
So I've been filming literally since my first MRI.
I've been filming everything
and I'm gonna be filming all the appointments.
I'm gonna be filming my prep going into surgery.
I'm going to have Drew sit outside the glass
and film some parts of the surgery,
but I'm not allowed to have the operation live streamed.
I'm not allowed to have the operation live streamed.
And honestly, the reasoning, in my opinion, is valid.
That he just would prefer not to have unwanted pressure
of 20, 30,000 people watching him operate
on a live human body, which I agree with.
I don't want that like,
that could mess something up, you know what I mean?
So I'm not gonna be live streaming the actual surgery itself,
but as soon as the surgery is done,
I think I'm gonna have Droogo live from my hospital bed
and scream me waking up after the surgery.
So as soon as I like, you guys will see me
get it moved from the surgery room into my hospital bed,
You guys will see me waking up probably on a hella drugs in the hospital room.
Um, and yes, I'm going to be streaming my, uh, me waking up in after surgery.
As long as I'm allowed, I still got to make sure I'm allowed.
Um, but I should be good to do that.
All faded.
W content, pre hard R.
Yo, I'm not going to say the hard R dude.
If I rip, yo, if I rip it on drugs, that doesn't even count, but I don't think, I don't think I would do that.
I don't think I would do that.
Um, but yeah, we're going to be doing that.
And then worse comes the worst.
It'll just all be on you.
It'll all be in a fool.
So basically what I'm doing is I started filming three days ago and I'm going to
film everything, including surgery, recovery, physical therapy, all the way to nine
months from now, my entire recovery, all my physical therapy,
me walking again, me running again, me playing basketball for
the first time again, and I'm gonna have it edited as like a
documentary type video. It's probably gonna be like an hour
long video. And I'm gonna post it on YouTube probably a year
from now, back when I'm back to full condition.
Hopefully, I can run again. You're literally just not gonna do
that yes I am yes I am yes I am
nine months worth of recording just for a one hour long video yeah that's how
documentaries work dumb fuck you think net you think netflix you think movies
You think movies are filmed in three hours?
No, they film movies for 12 to 15 months
and then it's an hour and a half movie, you idiot.
All right, reactions.
Why is there 90 reactions?
Lacey, we see that Richard Milley on your wrist, Cah.
Don't think you can hide it.
That's a minimum 250K.
It's not 250K.
It's not 250K.
Thank you very much, not 250K.
Thugs, let's take a minute to appreciate Lacey.
He's going through something that's really difficult and still streams.
Lacey doesn't have to stream with his ACL, but he does.
That's why no one should hate this guy.
Don't forget how handsome and skinny he is.
Thank you, John Pork.
Actually, thank you, John Pork.
Actually, fully on, thank you, John Pork.
Thank you, thank you for understanding where I'm coming from and really actually understanding like
Like if I wanted to chat most streamers and this effect most streamers if they were going through a time like this where they can't walk
They can't do shit their knee hurts. They're about to go in for knee surgery. They would just stop streaming
Pride dial back on the content. Maybe stream a couple times a week. No, no, bro. Not me
XQC and Lacey's friendship is so weird motherfuckers just need to stop flirting
Mori's not even speaking I need to put them in point five just to understand what he's even saying bro
How did Lacey make it in okay got it got it got it got it
Yeah, yeah, I mean
Like XQC this is what I mean when I say XQC is jealous of me. He's asking how I made it in
Because I'm too poppin. I'm too popular. I'm too big
Top three streamer in the entire world asking how I made it in that's what I'm like
This isn't even like bad, bro. This is just jealousy speaking. You could see it XQC's mad
I look better than him. He's mad that I mug his body
He's mad that I have more money than him and he's honestly mad that what he makes in a year. I have on my wrist
Let's be honest. I have I had your house on my wrist X
Jealousy's not a good look for you. What do you mean? How did he make it? Why wouldn't Lacey make it in? I don't know
I think he's been around the block and I think he's a spot of a real committed like student
So I'm not committed
It wasn't a spot. Bro, we wanted him to be like the campus security.
That's what I'm going to be.
I'm going to be like a low-paid, like Paul Clark, like Paul Clark or something.
No, that's not too bad. I mean, it's me, you're like a fridge, but even then.
You know, XQC, you didn't even get, like this dude XQC didn't even get accepted to Streamer University.
That's why he's mad. XQC's mad that I got accepted to Streamer U and he didn't get accepted.
Simple as that. I don't see XQC's name on this board. He didn't get accepted.
That's it.
Do you just call my friend a friend protector?
Yeah, yeah, I mean, or thief, low-key.
Look at it, look at it, I'd be scared.
You know, if you live with this guy and you have some good leftovers, I'd be scared.
Like, he definitely fucking joins that shit, you know for a fact.
And then you get a nice lasagna, he's eating that shit overnight.
Lasagna does sound good though.
I'm gonna be honest, lasagna does actually sound good.
Sham's bomb? Bro, if it's some weak ass trade or some weak ass signing that I don't care about, I just...
Golden State Warriors and center Charles Bassie have agreed on a deal.
Bro, this is like a sham's firework. Nobody, this is completely irrelevant to the league.
This guy's getting maybe three minutes of playtime the entire season.
This is completely, like, this doesn't affect the league at all.
Here's the latest on the Braun James Free Agency.
What's the latest in this process?
All of the information so far has funneled through
Agent Rich Paul with LeBron James.
They've been in a process of gathering information.
One interesting rickle that has occurred in the last several days is some of
the leading suitors for LeBron James,
Whether that's a gold state in Cleveland, Miami, Minnesota,
Philadelphia.
Yo, if LeBron goes to the 76ers,
can we just scrap the season?
I'll be honest, like, that's actually not,
like, that's just going to,
that's just part two of going to a super team, bro.
That's just part two of going to a super team.
Tyrese, Maxi, Jalen Brown,
LeBron and Embiid.
That's not even fun.
Some of them have been able to send a voice note
to LeBron James via Rich Paul.
So whether it's an owner, a president,
or a general manager.
Yo, so this dude LeBron's not even meeting
with these teams?
I'm not gonna lie like that.
Jack, come on, bro.
Like, bro, you're not bigger in a program, dude.
You're not bigger than a program.
He's not even meeting with the teams.
He's just accepting voice notes from their owner.
Like, brother, come on, bro.
Just sign back with the Lakers and call it a day.
Being able to record a voice note, I'm told,
send it to Ridgepawn.
That makes its way to LeBron.
This is just a part of LeBron's process of studying.
Let's go over these destinations.
If LeBron goes to the Warriors, it's a retirement home.
You have Curry at 35 years old.
Still a great player, but he's old.
You have LeBron at 44.
You have Draymond Green pushing 40.
Like, Warriors, I'm going to be honest, first round exits.
If LeBron goes to the Warriors, it will be fun to watch.
They have Jimmy Butler.
Brother, he's like 35 now.
I mean, I'm going to be honest.
This team is maybe at.
If LeBron goes to the Warriors, their ceiling
is second round of the playoffs.
That's their ceiling, OK?
Now, if LeBron goes to the Cavs, they have Donovan Mitchell, they have LeBron, they have
They have James Harden.
They have Evan Mobley.
I mean, that's not a bad starting lineup.
James Harden, Donovan Mitchell,
Evan Mobley, and LeBron.
Not a bad starting lineup, and they'd be in the east,
but the point is that they're going to be in the east.
starting lineup and they'd be in the east but the problem is if LeBron if LeBron goes to the Cavs
I'd say their ceiling is Eastern Conference Finals. I don't I don't think they make the finals.
I don't think the Cavs can beat the Sixers. I don't think the Cavs yeah they don't beat the
Sixers in the finals they just don't um so their ceiling is the Conference Finals.
Now, moving on to the Miami Heat, um, brother, I mean, you have Yonis, you have Bam, Yonis,
Bam in LeBron. I just, I mean, it's, it looks good on paper. On paper.
Yannis Bam in LeBron looks good. But who's handling the ball?
Who's playing guard? Who's guarding other guards? And that spacing on the floor is gonna look like
but the 1960 Golden State Warriors, bro,
there is zero spacing.
There's no spacing on that floor.
LeBron, Giannis and Bam all need the ball in their hands
and none can shoot.
LeBron can shoot.
The fact that LeBron would be the best shooter on that team,
I don't know, bro, I don't know.
I think the heat, I don't even think,
I don't think they make the Eastern Conference Finals.
I don't think they make the Easter Conference finals with LeBron.
The Timberwolves.
Now, I think this is probably LeBron's best or second best option.
You have LeMelo Ball, Anthony Edwards.
You have, you put LeBron at the three there, Jack?
Do you put LeBron at the three?
at the four so it would be it would be it would be Lamello ball Anthony Edwards
Jaden McDaniels LeBron and Rudy go there that's not a bad five hey Mark what's
that dude what's going to do why are you sweating why are you sort of leave your
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Why are you sweating?
I just filmed outside for like two hours.
I think I can't even do this.
Let's go to the hospital.
The hospital?
Bro, I burned my feet so bad.
Look at this shit.
Hold on, it's not done yet.
Look at this shit.
Do you, brother?
I didn't have hair all over your hair.
Yeah, it's your hair.
Oh, it is my hair.
You are drenched in sweat.
I know.
What were you filming?
Can't say.
Little Corvidium.
I didn't break a sweat when I was filming it.
Oh my god.
for me. Put it on your head. It's working. I mean, it's not like freezing, but it's cold.
Where'd you have this? You look really tan. Yeah, because I was out there fucking burning
the sun. You didn't tan in two hours. Yeah, I do. What did you do yesterday? A little beach day,
baby? No, actually, no, a little pool day, a little bit. A little pool day. Absolutely, it is. Okay,
okay, okay, okay. Oh, wait, I gotta give you the card. Oh, please, please. Drill! Drill!
No more. Out of these teams, what team do you think these are the bronze potential destinations?
What team do you think is the best the best or what you can actually for him to go to
Caps would be if you want to retire in this hometown, which I think you will but not yet to win to win to win
Wolfs
Really over the six years, I think so
Call Drew. Bro, bro. Imagine fucking LaMelo bone. Anything Edwards.
Anything. Need some guidance from like a, you know what I'm saying? Yo, can you come up here?
Yeah. Okay. Bro just stuck his gum on a banana. What? Why didn't I do that?
No. No. So, I think the Sixers, I think if LeBron goes to the Sixers, they have the best chance of winning. They're going to have Tyrese Maxi, Jaylin Brown, a lighter.
Yeah, that's a very experienced.
VJ Edgecone.
It's a very experienced team.
LeBron and Joel and Pete.
That's not bad.
What?
That's actually a great team.
That team is not losing.
The only team that LeBron and the 76ers could lose to in the playoffs is when they make the finals, Luca and the Lakers.
The only team, I'm serious, the only team that LeBron, if he goes to the 6ers could lose to is the Lakers.
Because you have Luca and Reeves and then you also have Walker Kessler who's going to be at top three center this year.
What happened with you not going to go like Rufa Lakers anymore?
I am Rufa Lakers.
No you do not, you told me you wasn't.
What are you talking about?
You told me that you was a LeBron laser and you lived fit it for you just to LeBron now LeBron is not there
No, no, I said it was the opposite I didn't like I'm not a LeBron fan. I don't like LeBron. I
Don't I don't like LeBron. I was forced to like LeBron because he was on my team
It was the other way around now. He told me I'm not I appreciate LeBron for bringing us a title
But I think LeBron really heard our chances of going on a three four P finals in the Luka
So you think Luka would carry fucking bum ass Lakers?
We're not bummed, we're not bummed.
Do you know the Lakers lineup?
Yeah, I do.
Luka and the rest of our bodies.
Okay, you're tripping.
We have Luka, we have Austin Reeves.
We're gonna get Jonathan Kaminga.
We have Mamu, we have Walker Kessler.
We have Luni off the bench at center, great pickup.
We have, who else do we have?
Oh my God, we just got it.
We have Quentin Grimes.
Like what are we, Lakers might be the deepest team
in the lead.
We actually are making the finals.
Colin's sexed it off the bench,
going to average 15 off the bench for us.
We have Cameron Carr,
he's probably going to average 10 to 15.
Rookie, I'm telling you,
people are sleeping on the Lakers.
Lakers are going to be a top five team in the West next year.
Lakers tickets to go to the game,
I'd be like five bucks, but we'll take it, you know?
I guess nobody wants to see Luca during his MVP season.
Two things, number one,
where's the card I got from Marlon?
Yeah, I don't really see that coming.
There's no time card.
Can you get me it?
Holy fuck, new water mood.
Yeah, it's brand new water mood.
Brand new.
Yeah, get it, get it.
It's like three weeks old.
You put it in a case?
Best Buy February 14, 2014.
Okay.
I don't know where it comes from.
Stand it some years ago, buddy.
Best Buy February 4th?
So you think it's a nine year old water?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
We're just players.
Yes.
Yes.
Get it.
You get it.
Oh my God.
Wait, Drew, don't let him touch it yet.
What?
Bring it over here.
I don't fucking need to do it.
No, you have to.
You have to work for it.
What do you mean?
Get it.
Just bring it over here, Drew.
Oh my God.
I don't know what you can do.
Bro, listen.
I need to go home, bro.
Okay?
You're not done yet?
No, I've got one more thing to do.
Okay?
I'm going to go home.
I'm going to go home.
I'm going to go home.
Okay?
to a day chat look you're here the
actually is latan foil 2006 card it's
what to this is it this is a card I was
made in 2006 it's the 2006 World Cup
bro wait what was the tons what was a
slot on huh why you see is a lot of
time is a lot on same slot on slot on
There you go. So this is from Zlatan's second ever World Cup.
That is hard. And it's a foil card. You know how much this card's worth?
It's worth a lot. If you get this graded and it's a PSA 10, this card right here could be worth up to $7,000.
If it's a PSA 10.
It has to be like perfect condition. It is, I feel like not.
I mean, just looking at it, corners a little fucked up.
I
Probably give it an eight or nine. He's a 14. Yeah, maybe PSA 14. Yeah
So this so this guy's a Swedish legend. I never even heard of them
So here's what you have to do what usually you have to do if you want this card I need you to come close
Are you to come close? I need you to look at the camera and I need you to make yourself
have a double chin and go like this. Are you fucking serious? Yes. You told him right?
Nope. So come up close. You told him. No. Do you want the card or not? Because you're
gonna throw. We all know what you're gonna do bro. Just gonna get one take that in about
15 minutes, dude, you're gonna know it's not your swipers get ready, bro
That's why first do me a favor, bro. Do we double on time drop? No, okay. No, I've seen cuz I
Was I was that I'm taking a car back
Marlin just make you just make your go like this and make yourself look really ugly and have a double chain
Okay
That's all I need to do it. Yes, but you have to do it like perpendicular with me to the camera
Well, I'm not doing that, bro. So you don't want as the ton it preferred image
2006 Germany World Cup edition card
So how do I do it again? Just make yourself just like tuck your chin down
No, no look to the side a little bit. Okay, tuck your chin down because I'm a double chin
No make yourself have a double chin. I didn't say I didn't say sharpen your jawline. That's not what I
So you don't want the card. Okay. Yeah, so you don't want the car. That's all I need to do
Yes, how many like five seconds for ten seconds ten five seconds seven seconds seven seconds. All right ready? Yes
Three it's gonna be just do it bro. Just do it do it
Oh yeah, oh yeah, you just got mugged, oh yeah, you just got mugged, get mugged, fucker!
Get mugged, bitch!
Oh my god, I need that up, I need that on every TikTok page in existence!
Every TikTok page in existence!
I want to see it in every comment section!
I'm done getting mugged by you!
Hey, hey, sloppers, do a double entendre, bro.
You don't even know what that means.
What is it?
Spell double time.
Spell double time.
I'm sorry, let's go.
Mog on my face, then do reverse it.
Model Hishin and Batumi.
He's not doing that, or else he's getting fired.
Fuck.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Dude.
And Boppy's about to start a World Cup, chat.
And Boppy's literally about to start a World Cup.
And the ranks are fighting.
Yes.
Wait, is this losing?
And Boppy missed a penalty kick.
Grow!
Oh, no, oh my god, and Bobby just missed again.
Oh my god, and Bobby's garbage.
And Bobby's garbage.
As he makes a decision, he has not been in a rush.
There's been no timetable that he's been operating under.
I've told there's been a lot of family time, friends time,
golf, of course, over the last couple of weeks.
So this dude's not even locked in.
beats. The last two he spent in the Akron, Ohio area, including with one of his close
friends that he grew up with. I will react to clicks between executives of the Cleveland
Cavaliers under President Colby Altman. So the process continues and it's unclear whether
Cleveland or Miami have been among the teeth that set a voice over to LeBron via Rich Paul
again. Wow. So he's only getting. Wow, bro. I mean, this is just disgusting. This is insane
right here. Holy mog, brother. Holy mog, brother. Oh my God. Sharp jawline versus chud. Sharp
jawline? 10 out of 10 alpha male versus sub 5 chud with a triple chin. Ugh. Disgusting.
disgusting bro I mean wow I mean wow just
post this with music over and it's doing
a million likes like just do it bro um
here we go official duo announced me
It clicks x rapid.
Now guys, y'all might say cap to this,
but clicks knows this.
Two years ago when I still lived in Dallas,
I played duo cash cups a few times with rapid.
And I told clicks,
clicks, if you wanna pick up someone underrated,
you should play with rapid.
He's a great IGL.
I told Clixis, and now two years later,
Clixis duoing and playing FNCS with Rapid.
I'm never wrong.
I'm just early.
I'm never wrong.
I guess you did that.
Clix, when Clixis sees this clip,
he will tell you guys we were sitting on his couch,
in his penthouse, on the couch.
I just got done playing a duo cash cup
or some duo cup with Rapid.
And I told Clicks, look, I'm gonna show you right now.
Y'all think I'm trolling.
Nothing I'm trolling.
I'm gonna show y'all right now.
No, because now y'all are playing with my body.
Now y'all think I lie about shit.
I'm gonna pull up evidence.
Watch this.
BANG! August 2023 after we called for a duo cash cup, I told Klicks to play with Rapid.
I told y'all, bro. You got carried? Yes, I did get carried. And that's why I told Klicks
and bobby's and bobby's not a scorer
and bobby to kafan coming to bobby
20 career world cup goals
gives frets the lane of the corner
fuck and bobby bro
he was off sides
he was off sides oh god
I hate it, I hate it Bumpy, I hate it Bumpy and I hate Dempelay, the Moroccans protesting
with the referee about a potential handball, yes, yes that was a handball, just how quickly
it can happen, that was a handball.
And for that man, once again, his eighth goal of the tournament as this ball just gets turned over right here.
Quick touch through the legs and Mbappe doesn't need much space.
Morocco back off was also close whether he's outside or not.
But he just gets the up to freeze for half a second there as he looks to try to engage that.
They need to investigate it.
No, they need to investigate the FIFA.
The FIFA needs to be investigated and Mbappe in France and Messi in Argentina
and need to be investigated, something's going on.
Something's going on.
That was clearly a handball, clearly offside.
That's not a real goal, and Boppy's cheating.
And Boppy's cheating.
France is not deserved to beat Morocco.
Morocco deserves to move on.
Disqualified France.
Disqualified.
Did he hit a sue?
Did Boppy just hit a sue after scoring a goal?
You are not Ronaldo, son.
You will never be Ronaldo and Boppy.
You will never be him.
What is in Boppy?
For example, nothing.
That's all he is, bro.
20 World Cup games played, 20 World Cup goals scored, and here come the changes so the 18-year-old
body will be replaced by the 29-year-old veteran, Sofen Albraba. And it looks like Al
can also be the player withdrawn to get the center forward Rahimi on the field.
It's just one of those moments for Morocco where you just think how how does that happen?
Like I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna be honest.
France and Mbappe have probably had the easiest road to the World Cup in history.
Looking back at this, Mbappe and France have had the easiest road, they've played complete garbage teams.
They haven't had any competition going forward.
And you have Spain giving La Mena all the hardest match-ups.
As soon as Spain runs into France, it's literally going to be like they're playing at a friendly match.
They're going to demolish them.
They're going to demolish them.
Argentina has the easiest. Yeah, the two teams that have the easiest routes in the World Cup is France and Argentina.
Those are the two easiest teams, the teams that have the easiest routes. Imagine if the USA played all the same teams that France got to play.
Brother, I don't think we'd have a single goal scored on us. We wouldn't have a single goal scored.
And Boppy's hurt
So the other 19 level playing for France together opponents today for the first time in eight years
And it gets frustration because little cry baby get up
You can't get close to a guy cry baby get up you can stop it and
Comes in late look at the touch from it. Boppy outside of the game touch up to incelerator. What a textbook yellow card there
Probably honestly that jumps quite happy to take after concede school
They said Boppy and Boppy's doing SGA roleplay. Yo, who opened my window and why do I hear a fucking lawnmower outside?
Bro like I just really wanted France to go home. This is so this is so like what's the word chat?
This is just like like like disappointing is the right word shit is dead-ass disappointing
I still believe in Morocco. I did. I still believe in Morocco. I did. I still believe in Morocco
I do I genuinely do I genuinely do
W background noise. Yeah, I don't know bro. Should I hop and try to close my window?
Excuse me, sir, I'm trying to work up here.
shit there's so many tweets bro y'all are telling me to react to so many tweets okay
clicks tweet clicks tweet
I don't want to report a post of abuse and harassment.
Bull?
Moralto?
That's to Bocke!
And that was not to I look casual there for what they say.
Rahimi and that's going to tail out.
He was trying to play it out in space and get the foot raise with a bbq
Oh to get across to it because the shot came off so quickly here they come for more
I mean, and Boppy's carried by Dembélé.
And Boppy's carried by Dembélé.
It's that simple.
It's that simple.
I mean, you can't even count this.
France has the easiest possible matchup.
They haven't played a single good team.
Give France Spain, see what happens.
Put France and Spain on the same pitch and watch what happens.
Watch what happens when France plays Spain.
It's going to be 3-1 Spain.
Let me know what's going to Hatterick.
Watch, watch, watch.
Rapid tweet.
If anyone wants to know when I'll be live, weekly streaming schedule Monday division
Cup, Tuesday Division Cup, Wednesday off.
Oh, he's dissing then.
Oh, oh, I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
LOL, LOL, LOL.
Lacey, you have mail.
I don't get it.
I'm confused.
So slow.
I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it.
Stream today at 6 p.m. EST.
All right, chat.
I was waiting to announce it.
But yet today me and Kai will be doing a stream today at 6 p.m. EST
So in about 30 minutes me and Kai are doing a stream together me and Kai are doing a stream together
Sorry to be to bear them to announce it like this, but apparently Kai already announced the issue
So I have a hundred and twenty reacts like how am I gonna get through all this I?
I worry that you guys might stop watching me and he's pulling every content
imaginable first week of being on a wheelchair. Yeah, you got to understand
bro, this is gonna be like another two months, dude.
Okay, but I'm gonna back me train. I always say rematch, but you dick lives.
Oh, dick lives. Oh, don't know.
You're fucking language!
We really hit a wheelchair. Yes, bro. We are really in a wheelchair, though.
This is my mobility for the next five notes that I long, bro.
Wow, I literally...
All right, y'all, we're here, coach. Nothing.
Tuck it!
He actually stood up.
Is this your TikTok alt?
No, this is not my TikTok alt.
You?
La-lice.
That's what I like to do.
This is literally just AI slop!
This one's not AI, this one's real, but...
Yo, why are they saying yo Lacey trying to hop on fort?
This has to be Lacey.
Brother, this is not me running this page.
I'm not running a la la Lacey Mog page.
I'll still rise and scream
I love you so much that I'm still in the thick of my arms
And I'll still kiss you
Cap
Brother, this is not me!
I'm gonna wait in my gaming zone
I do not run this!
You think I'm sitting here posting pictures of me magging Marlin?
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not posting them but I'll repost them, shit, shit, hold on, la la Lacey.
Brutal, absolutely brutal.
Bro, acting like he doesn't run the account, I do not run this account, sonion.
I love supporting small streamers. Thank you Ralph. Thank you
New logo
This guy's dick rider, man
This guy's such a meat muncher. Yo, David
Can you stop munching my meat every single day I go live you fucking cock muncher?
absolutely fucking chud stole Jason's whole swag put it on that acne jacket mind you this was Vegas
motherfucker threw on three designers in three minutes just because he saw the names acne LV
Balenci thrown together with no thought money went straight into the lake for this fatso sonion
So, so what is wrong with this thing?
No, no, no, no.
Jenny, your question.
What is wrong with this thing?
What is wrong with this thing?
Everything how?
I have a nice black jacket on, Louis jeans and Balenci shoes.
This is just like a nice calm little fit, bro.
This is a calm little fit.
You're fat, that's why it looks bad.
I don't know why England is so goddamn happy!
Why are they so happy?
Go to God make it and pass Norway!
Yo! Stand zero chance, I know what I'm waiting for!
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, oh my god, Heland has so much aura, Heland has so much aura!
Kuffim calls out Lacey for looking like a mall cop?
I got a lacy took idea fucking pussy white boy
The lacy took the fuck idea
How can this creature call me a famo
Go put it in the fucking Lacey
So, when is Sinna moving into the core crib?
What?
Yo, Lacey, who do you think are the top three duos competing in the program?
It's going to be me and Clicks, number one, Peterbott and Faxity, number two, and probably
Veno and Ron number three I'd say.
Lacey you should start a Patreon. We have a core Patreon bro.
like this David dude is so annoying bro and why do people actually like his
tweets stop liking his tweets you got too much money to keep looking this
homeless your jacket built like a sleeping bag and your shirt is longer
than the damn jacket how then beat-ass furry slides a chain the size of a bike
lock and that sweet ass eyebrow slit. This shit got me weak, songin.
Okay. I mean, bro, the thing is, this is not a bad fit.
No way, friends, that's what I was talking about. There's just no way. There's just no way.
Shut down. It's gonna come in and I was met from a tetan.
It is first ever World Cup Gold Eager 29. Man, then a foul committed. Let me see. Thank God,
bro. I still think Morocco can win. Yo, David, you're a dick writer, bro. Let me, yo, David,
Let me see your fits. Let me see your fits.
No posts, of course. Of course, of course.
Brown talks about my face every day, but doesn't post anything about himself.
Doesn't post any of his own fits, of course.
Hey, like, see, it's me. Mm-hmm. Oh, buddies. High school.
Hey, like, see, it's me. Mm-hmm. Oh, buddies.
Look at his highlights.
I don't know my password, I don't even know my password bro.
I just wanted to say you're the best looking streamer on God in most entertaining you're
so skinny you mug everyone.
DDG Mike shut the fuck up.
Oh, come back, that's you, baby.
Single father gonna feed my baby.
And me, baby, I'm just gonna be crazy.
Can I come back, that's you, baby.
By his property.
It's actually good, Chad.
It's actually good.
I haven't heard, I stopped like up here.
I wish I could be no better like I don't need to see.
Like why you have, like, here's what I don't understand.
Why, like why you gotta diss me, bro?
Why do you gotta diss me?
Why you gotta diss me, bro?
Cause here's the thing is I will dead ass strike back.
I will dead ass strike back.
I will go to Schumer University
and I'll hop into studio with T-Pain
and I will dead ass diss back.
I'm a diss tracker.
Why is round like the average night, baby?
You know, damn, I don't need a seat
When the cats are on me, see, they need to be beat
Hey, hey, I'm smokin' on high, I'm rollin' up
I smell my bread right now, I'm bummin' up
If I get the address to that school, I'm showin' up
If I see a clip in the hangin', I'm scorein' up
That show is not gonna be lit without me
Let me cool a car and just show how to feel
Yes, my bro make it every night, man
See nothing funny, that niggas just eat
Bro, niggas know that it's cannot get beat
DDG 101, they can't be beat
DDG 101, they can't be beat
Take my picture, fuck off
That's you, baby
Hey!
Come and ask your baby
Say no problem, gotta be my baby
And leave me alone, just you and me, crazy
Come on
But all my gross is involved
And you're not staring at this pack as if she a teen
Then you gotta get it, get it, get it
I like to see what they mean with it
How many times did I look up for all of my friends
Making like they snap me
But all of that shit is pretendin'
Damn, that party I thought it was bad
But I won't go again
Damn, to funny mic, I'm on his ass
And he's forever again
Damn, they don't want me coming to class
Cause I'm taking views again
Damn, I'm for no wiggle
These niggas like Max checking my email to see if I'm back
Open the glad I'm ready to pack
I see the girls that just go in their bath
Who was that white?
Well Chad, just because an artist doesn't scream
over a fucking beat where you can't even hear their voice
and scream like, just like ad libs and see ya
and like just like scream on a beat
doesn't make the music bad, bro.
It doesn't make the music bad.
Her ass is fat, what is her name?
I'm being for real, what is her name?
I'm being for real.
I
Agreed but this doesn't make it good, but you know this isn't a real song. It's a it's a content song
It's supposed to be a troll diss track and y'all are treating it like it's like supposed to be a fucking Grammy nomination
Nice try y'all this David guy, bro
Haven't seen a fit from you, bro. You're fits probably fucking black t-shirts and sweatpants fucking dog shit-ass fits
Fit doesn't compare to mine
Where was I at
What the fuck?
Praying for you, bro.
Wait, physical therapy is the most painful part about tearing your ACL?
Wait, what?
I think I'm gonna die in this house.
I think I'm gonna die in this house.
I think I'm gonna die in this house.
See, I'm not even trying to do all this. I'm not even trying to do all this.
You literally have to?
I'm gonna take it.
Boppy is overrated.
Yes.
Overrated.
I have a question.
When you see my last performance, you see a guy with a turban, and a solo play against
my local, and a rap destroyer with my FDs or Rates?
Ah, absolutely.
Boppy is overrated.
He is GG clicks and Peter bot are landing on each other wait clicks and Peter bot are contesting each other in FNCS.
Oh, no clicks.
Wait, why?
When's the first golf video coming out, brother?
I can't even walk.
The golf channel's probably not happening until 2028.
Ooh, build your own ice cream bar.
Ooh, this is, oh, I like this type of content.
Okay, a base ice cream, personally?
I'm more of like a simple kind of guy.
I'm more of a simple kind of guy.
I would just go with basic vanilla ice cream.
I would rather go with basic vanilla ice cream,
because the thing is, if you do cookies and cream,
you don't need toppings on cookies and cream.
Like the cookies and cream inside the ice cream
are the toppings.
So I'm going to go with just base vanilla ice cream.
Then I'm honestly going to pour a little bit of peanut butter
on it, and then I might keep it simple
and just go with like some chocolate chips.
Some chocolate chips.
Vanilla, peanut butter, and chocolate chips.
I might keep it nice and simple.
Or if I'm feeling a little fruity,
I'll go vanilla with just sprinkles.
Frame ball.
Shh!
I guess.
Now I've only got a good frame for it.
I look better than you.
Why everything I do with mognom, bro?
I feel like we just go in my chest and he mobs.
But I think I don't think I know him all.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I don't think Ron can play FNCS, right?
Whoa, Justin Bieber's performing at the halftime show chat.
They should get me to perform.
Let's see where you actually rank, okay?
I'm 5'9", okay, I'm 5'9", 190 pounds, so I'm overweight, a little overweight, I'm actually
not even crazy overweight anymore, I'm actually not even crazy overweight anymore, I'm probably
like, but you guys also have to understand this also depends on body archetype, this
This depends on body archetype.
Like I'm 5'9", 190 pounds, but body archetype generally matters.
Like I'm a big boned guy.
My bone creates a lot of weight for me.
So in fat, I probably only have like 40 pounds of fat in my body.
kid on the right. No, so this is what I wanted to explain to you guys. Okay. And I don't want to
see anybody judging anybody being mean about this. Um, and I might be a little delusional,
but I genuinely believe this.
Over the last year, the things that I have been able to do on a Torn ACL is unheard of.
I've done backflips on trampolines, I've, I've, I ran a marathon for cancer, I played
full court basketball, I competed in two charity matches.
The things I've done on a torn ACL without my body
being 100% is unheard of.
The level of athletic ability that I have
with only one healthy knee is crazy.
So when I get surgery and I go through physical therapy
and I have a fully healthy two knees
and I'm 180, 175 pounds,
you guys understand I'm probably gonna be in the top
0.01% of athletes in the entire world, right?
Think about the things, think about how athletic I am and the things that I could do with a
tourney and being 300 pounds.
I'm more athletic than most people right now.
Now imagine me fully healthy and lighter.
Guys, I haven't bet, listen, you guys might not believe me here.
I was 300 pounds in high school.
My junior year of high school, I was 300 pounds.
I have never in my entire life been under 200 pounds until this year.
So the fact that I'm as light as I am now going to have a fully healthy body,
no injuries, I actually might be a Olympic level athlete.
Like I don't know.
Nobody in the world knows my potential when it comes to athletics.
Nobody in the world knows it.
Not even me.
Mogged.
You looking fatter today?
No I'm not.
Is this...
Yu-Gi frying me?
I'll be there for you!
What is Yu-Gi's fancy doing?
Eleven?
Yeah.
I'll see you later.
See you later.
Peace.
Bye, dude.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Dude,
the Morocco loss, bro.
This is so sad.
San Antonio Spurs' broadcaster Jacob Tobi
is out after his girlfriend
of six years accused him
cheating on her with the sister of a Spurs player.
Wait, he posted this on his own Instagram?
This is my girlfriend of six years,
but I cheated on her with Lauren Waters.
Feel free to continue following me
if you really think I'm a good guy
because I'm not smiley face.
I guess he posted this I guess she didn't take his phone and post this
Brother she 1000% took his phone and post and posted this or logged into his Instagram and posted this
Wait he got fired for cheating on his girlfriend
can you do that it was with a player sister okay I mean yeah I kind of get
that a little bit yeah yeah that probably makes more sense nice for another
Another fake picture, at least he looking like a pig.
What?
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm not sure if I will be able to do this.
I'm just not sure if I will be able to do this.
I'm not sure if I will be able to do this.
I can?
I can't.
Right, of course, bro.
Little TJ tried to get back at Jack Doherty after he slapped him.
He missed the slap.
He's got it lined up.
There's no way he misses.
Nah, he, I mean, holy W bodyguard, I'm not gonna lie.
Holy W bodyguard.
Bodyguard blocked it.
Did Jack-dory run inside?
He ran inside and locked the door?
Kai's live? What do y'all want me to do? I'm streaming. What do you mean Kai's live?
What you I'm not you I'm not fucking you in a watch party. No, bro
Why are you running side
Yeah, y'all think this is scripted or no by okay, bye bye bye, please leave please please please please
You look good today. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Um
Miles Morales lashes out on Kai. Oh, no. Oh, no
Oh
Bro on God, this is why I don't talk to y'all in this community, bro
This is why I don't fuck with this community, bro
This is why I don't fuck with y'all niggas, bro. Y'all y'all y'all can get at
35,000 niggas watch me bro, but not too many of them switch, bro.
A thousand niggas watching me, but ain't nobody dropping a cell, ain't nobody fucking showing
love, bro.
Y'all niggas dead, ain't be talking in my stream, talking about some, why don't you
express yourself, why don't you talk about real shit, bro, talk about this, talk about
that, and when I talk about this, bro, y'all, y'all be trolling.
What?
Wait, what?
Y'all dead-ass be trolling me, bro, all the fucking time I'm talking about, y'all.
Bro, I'm tired. Bro, what's wrong with my community, gay?
For what?
Hey, God, nigga, you know these fun and troll words, bro.
You know these fun and...
Are you even making them to stream with you?
Damn, this nigga ain't making it in the club, boy.
And he ain't making it in the stream with you.
Yeah, you ain't living in the mansion, bro.
What happened?
These niggas don't fuck with you.
Damn, bro.
Fuck me.
10,000 subs every night, bro.
I helped you get your millions fucking subs, bro.
come on bro if I don't get in the fucking stream you got but if I if I don't
get in the fucking stream you game bro I'm gonna break in that picture something
you put a little in the end bro you're gonna give me a brother you had 30 days
you had 60 days you had 60 days with a big KC3 60 days 60 nights fuck what do
me straight like what he got a car you're gonna give me a chance to be me bro you're gonna you're
gonna get to know the real fucking me nigga tired of this shit bro
i mean bro it's like
it's like you had 60 days 60 nights to to to be on kai's mafia thong
Why do you still follow him because I don't I don't just I don't like I'm not like a high school girl
I don't like unfault like go and unfollow people. I don't really have time for that, bro
I have a fucking job to do I don't just like go unfollow people on Twitter because I just don't think like oh
I'm gonna go and follow them
Lacy, I'm seeing people make a diss track back at DDG. Please do not drag this. You have too much ammunition on your name that can be used against you.
I've seen DDG bring up someone's dead father in a diss track before. He will not hold back.
Holy, God damn, bro!
God damn!
It's a troll!
That's not Coco, bro.
Coco's cute, I don't care what anybody says.
Coco's actually a cute dog.
My haircuts, so y'all think my haircut looks bad.
I don't think I've ever gotten a haircut and y'all thought it looked good ever in my life.
I don't want... don't send me in Boppy editing. I don't want to watch those.
Wait, what? What is this?
Okay, listen. I'll play. But we have to land on slings, so we're not gonna have to come out flying.
I don't think this tournament is like you don't get like a trophy or anything so I'm not going to take it that's what you do!
Now you don't
I want to have fun so I have to land on clicks
Like bro, he's obsessed with clicks bro
You look very small today, thank you actually thank you actually thank you if you leak its GG's
Please do not leak if you leak you have a risk of you have a risk of um you have a risk
of not being able to go unfortunately okay um yeah I would see you on all platforms when
it's announced the dates are announced but y'all I didn't leak anything so that doesn't
apply to me. Son. I think I, I think I, I think I got everything, Jeff. I think I
I reacted to everything.
What's up, guys?
It's your boy, Kate, and America, and on our video.
I'm not a man at all.
Today, we're going to be eating chicken.
What's up, guys?
Jason gets hidden on. Jesus Christ. Lacey, might be time to get a new YouTube editor.
What is this? Wait, what's wrong with this? Wait, what's wrong with this? Am I tweaking?
I'm not going to lie, I'm going to keep it 100% honest with you guys, and I'm the one
who changed the title.
Did I spell Ronaldo's name wrong?
There's no H. Wait, how do you spell it?
Cristiano Ronaldo.
Oh, there is no H. Oh my god, I'm a fucking moron.
I'm an actual fucking moron, bro.
It's literally on the card.
Well, yeah, but I didn't do the thumbnail.
I just changed the title
because the title was $25,000 Pack World Cup Opening,
but I changed it to Lacey Pools,
the rarest Christiana Ronaldo card.
$25,000 World Cup Pack Opening.
Wait, Kai's saying the dates?
Yo, he dead looks good, bro.
You know, I'mma send him some bits, Chad.
I'mma send him some bits.
I'mma type some Ws and send Kai some bits.
I'ma type some W, send Kaisen bits bro.
Pop, and my grandpa passed it down to my dad.
W, W, W, W.
W.
You know what I'm coming to this catapulting about?
Then you pass it back to me.
So I cannot get rid of this cheater, bro.
I cannot get his sentimental bro.
Chad, what should I say in my bitch message?
I'm not doing it.
I'm sorry.
I'm just not doing it.
I'm not dealing with this shit.
I'm going to give Kyle $100.
So it's very sentimental to me.
But everybody think that.
Wow, Kyle.
You're dead ass looking.
I'm not dealing with this carpet.
This carpet's not going in here.
So fit.
Yeah, it's pretty much.
Wow.
Wow, Dean.
It's pretty much going better than DDG's this.
Wow, Dean.
Who is this?
You're dead ass looking so fit in the handsome.
Glad to see you back in here.
happy. Love you man. Love you, King. Whoa whoa whoa, kind of my, kind of my, kind of my
my bits, Chi my bits.
Chi my bits.
Wait, maybe you'll see it now
Oh no no.
It's really good because now it'll show.
Not good as in like good that happened to you.
It's good as in like you'll be able to show your versatility.
You know, you also like to profess the X type shit.
Like you have a nice little wheelchair.
You'll be able to get around and shit like that.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Like it's like, you know, like very versatile.
That's good.
That means the campus is wheelchair accessible.
About F2.
Oh my God, updates, updates, updates, updates.
Please tell me the dates, please!
Can we make a story?
I'm good.
I'm on it.
Okay.
Ah!
Hacked!
The official dates for swimming university.
Please be before August.
Please before my surgery.
Please before my surgery, please.
The official dates for Jimmy Unamusi.
The official dates for all students and professors and everybody.
Be before my surgery please.
You see it on the first day is July 15th to the morning of July 20th.
It is lovin' it here!
Oh my god!
That's six days!
That's less than a week!
Okay, last thing was like...
What?!
Roughly three days.
This year is more...
It's a good amount of time, bro.
Wait!
Wait, that's five days of streamer news.
It's the last 24 hours from the students that are on high,
but what's happened, wasn't a while.
I don't see them the full day, but I do what I do.
Okay?
Oh my God, World Cup final, World Cup final.
World Cup final is during streamer university.
I'm hosting the biggest watch party ever on campus.
Oh my God, I'm hosting the biggest World Cup watch party
I've never seen At Street Fighter II.
I'm hosting a huge World Cup finals watching party
with every student.
We're about to make that shit a movie.
Oh my God, we gotta go in like a theater or an auditorium,
put the game on a big screen.
All right, you guys will not be able to participate.
So your portal to your flex will be there
to not choke anybody or nothing.
Okay.
Okay.
Professors.
Check your email for updates regarding your class titles.
And curriculum.
Professors, please check your email.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
July 15th to 20th.
I have to bring my PC to
streamer University. I have to
play FNCS at streamer University.
I have to. I have to play FNCS
in my dorm.
They have PCs there?
No, no, no, I have to make sure I have the best PC possible.
FNCS is the exact same days that I'm going to be there.
The good news is, though, if it is East Coast like it was last year, it'll be late at night,
It'll be like 9 p.m. East Coast time so all the stuff in classes will be out
But I'm gonna have to play FNCS at streamer you
Imagine me and arc
Quo for FNCS heats at streamer University
Gg to your ping I mean throw
the worst case scenario is I'm 65 ping and right now I'm playing on 50 it's not
that big of a difference it's like a it's like a 20 ping difference it's not
the end of the world for play-ins it's not the end of the world for play-ins
And then also, by the way, did he say where was that participants?
You guys can communicate with any with each other through your portals.
Okay.
So if you go to your portal online, you can text some of your classmates, you can text
some of the people you guys can begin chatting, okay?
In my opinion, I think you guys should just refrain
from like showing anything,
please do not show anything in your portal.
Please be pleased.
Ask each other, you know,
when we talk to certain people,
like they content and stuff like that,
you'll be able to do it and stuff like that.
As for alumni, it's still a mystery nigga.
You still not out, y'all still not out.
Work, work.
Wait, Chad, did he say,
did he say that he knows where it's all gonna be at?
Like, did he say anything about that or no?
Do the students know where it's at?
Shout out to all you two, you DDG Discs.
Why everybody can say DDG Discs, King?
Why everybody can say DDG Discs?
I'm not dead, bro.
Where is my fucking, oh.
Wait, what?
What am I looking at?
Check your boy.
Dis you buddy.
You're lying.
Shimmer University portal.
Wait am I allowed to leak this?
I don't think this is like a I
don't think this is a it's not
like a I don't know how to
explain it. I mean the dates are
I don't even know if this is an all-streamer university thing. I think it's just for me
It's right. It's like an announcement from tWitch
Don't it's not like it's not like a leak though
It just says
you
you
you
you
you
The location is going to be fine for me.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm gonna be probably I'm gonna be if I had to guess I'm gonna be good I'm gonna
be good I'm gonna be good I'm gonna be good
leak how's that a leak how's that a leak it can literally be anything it can
literally be anything what about fanatics fest
I
Think that to be fair I really was not gonna be able to do much ephanatics fast anyways
I was gonna be in a wheelchair rolling around so um
Yeah, there's not really much I could have been doing there anyways
Cuz it's all like sport shit. So like what am I gonna do?
Am I gonna go do the soccer challenge? Am I gonna go do the basketball?
Like I can't do any of this stuff anyways, you know what I mean?
Okay, so hold on a minute, I'm not going live streamer university is going to be cinema chat.
Think about this.
about this. Five days July 15th to July 20th of constant content. We're going to have at nights
playing FNCS with Arc from Streamer University in my dorm room.
We're going to have World Cup Finals watch party at Streamer University
And then that's just that and then everything else involved everything else find out who my roommates gonna be like go to
classes
Police to halls make sure everybody's obeying the rules is actually gonna be crazy. It's actually gonna be crazy
Who's that
I'm not going to be 100. I'm going to be 100. I'm not going to be 100. I'm not going to be 100 ping. I'm going to right now. I'm currently playing on on 50 ping in game. I'm probably going to be maybe 20 thing higher. It's not. It's really not the end of the world, especially not for play ins.
your ass anyways bro I'm gonna be I'm gonna be probably 60 ping I'd say probably 60
ping you guys think they're gonna have good internet at streamer University
y'all think they're gonna have good internet or is it gonna be is it gonna
be like mid internet no okay then I'm gonna bring a star link I'm gonna bring
Starlink. Bro, you just can't convince me that they're not going to have good internet.
Kai's been planning this for a year. There's going to be 120 streamers all in the same place.
There's definitely going to be internet. It's a college campus. Yeah, but Kai's definitely,
Bro, if you think Kai's going into Streamer University without having internet planned, you're just dumb.
Yo, you leaked the dates. I didn't leak the dates. Kai said the dates on stream, bro. I didn't leak the dates. Kai said them.
They took y'all off the fanatics list.
Damn bro, I really wanted to go to fanatics too.
But honestly, honestly, it would have been better because I wouldn't have been able to
participate in anything at Fanatics with my wheelchair.
literally nothing.
Bro, we gotta hope chat.
We gotta host a crazy World Cup
Watch Party.
We gotta host a crazy World Cup
Watch Party, bro.
This shit's going to be absolute
cinema.
All right Chad hold on I gotta go pee I'm gonna click on the first YouTube video
That's on my recommended ready whatever the first video right here is
Okay, Kai stream fairs all right Chad I'm gonna play this and then go pee for three seconds
I'll be right back I gotta pee
Like boy what the fuck? DJ's little fuck you bitch. DJ's all that little fuck card pussy.
I've been drinking so much that anything you dirty, that anything you mean,
it's not a deal, I dropped it, it ain't nothing but a deal.
Anything you sniff, don't get your tongue on me, lie to me.
They thinkin' all these hunks, they miss his body, baby.
But I'm a go-to-go-recorder, them getting caught, we don't sign it.
Don't let them get the drugs, we don't crack that, we don't lie to them.
We don't drive this to a d.v. if they ain't mad.
J-Bad, I'm like this one, I'm straight, I'm hard, and I have the same fucks of nerve, baby
They think he made the list, he fucked up for it, he ran so funny, even though they might kill him
I'm this nigga, I'm mad, and J-Bad's loose, so here I come, the same season, we trying to cancel it
Up the whole mood in the air, look at him, just activated, when seen this shit in Bokie X
Now I look right at him, he said, throw the mic away, and I did, and I says I can't pick up from the top
Oh shit, I'm not I'm not gonna let motherfuckers diss Dean
I'm not gonna sit here and let's let people diss Dean Sunette. It's not gonna happen
I'm not going to let that slide!
What is it?
What is it?
Root beer float cinnamon toast crunch.
A new cinnamon toast crunch flavor?
Let me see, what is it?
Stop saying of course!
When did this come out?
Um, ladies just sent in the grid chat yesterday.
Oh shit.
Root beer float cinnamon toast crunch?
Is this new?
It sounds ass.
It's smelly.
It's just something normal cinnamon toast crunch.
Are you just trying to dry?
I guess I can start the fridge.
Get some milk.
Come on.
Ready?
Root beer float cinnamon toast crunch.
That's weird.
It's weird.
It's weird.
It's weird.
That's weird.
I don't mind it.
It's like very subtle, super subtle.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, you know what it tastes like, dead ass?
What?
It tastes like if they made cinnamon toast crunch with like a hint of root beer.
That's what I'm saying, it's so subtle.
I fuck with it.
Ooh, the aftertaste is root beer-y.
I know.
No, that might be good in milk.
If you get some milk, go get some milk in a spoon.
Definitely need some milk.
Because it's going to make the milk taste like root beer milk.
I'm going to go fuck myself.
What?
I said, if you say the location, you get kicked out.
I'm not saying I never said the location.
What?
the dates because he said the
So much going on that weekend, but I'm so hype.
I don't care.
I'll cancel everything for Dean's Annette.
I don't give a fuck.
I'll literally cancel everything for Dean's Annette.
Straight up.
No milk.
No milk?
We could go to Target and get those baskets and grab milk.
Do I try to IRL to Target?
Do you think Target's wheelchair accessible?
Mm-hmm.
Every public place that's legally supposed to be
wheelchair accessible.
Cause Chad, I have to go to Target
Because I want to make all my neighbors in this residency where we live.
I want to make all my neighbors that little gift baskets and give it to them to show them how much I appreciate all of their company and just to be a good neighbor and appreciate them letting me live here.
W neighbor. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Fuck you. Let's go to target. How far target
We shall what if arc doesn't want to play with me anymore? Well, let me call arc. Let me call arc real quick arc
He's not answering he's not answering
I'm just wondering.
ARK. Yo. Yo, ARK was good, bro.
What's up?
Um, listen, dude, um, so I'm live right now, by the way.
Um, I have great news.
Okay.
Um,
When we call for FNCS, it's going to be 10 times more hype.
Do you want to know why?
Why?
Because I'm going to be playing play-ins from Streamer University.
Yes.
Yes.
Mark.
Yeah.
Are you there?
Yeah, I was up.
Um, I just want to play it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
FNCS play-ins happen to fall on the same nights as two days of streamer university, but
But
I'm bringing my PC. So I'm bringing a god PC
And I'm also talking and I'm gonna have dual PC setup. So you don't got to worry about nothing, bro
Okay, that's fine. Okay
Yeah, now I will say this
Ping wise, not saying too much, but I'm gonna be around similar ping, maybe, I don't know,
a little higher ping, but it's, the ping's not an issue, okay?
Yeah.
You don't seem very enthusiastic.
I mean, nothing changed.
Nothing changed at all.
It's the same thing.
Literally, only thing that changed is it's gonna be more hype when we call.
All right, I can do that stream for you.
Exactly.
All right, yeah, that's good.
You know that like we're tied to like run into your room and like turn off your PC. Nobody's turning my PC off
Bro, I will get a bodyguard to guard my door. I don't know. I do I'm literally I'm not playing about FNCS
I will literally get somebody to guard my door
Ping isn't the issue you're the issue. All right, bro. Fuck y'all, but okay
I just want to let you know we're all good and I'm ready bro. I'm ready. We got we got
All right, wait, what do you want to play? Oh, what do you want to play?
What? Scrims? Yeah, scrims, fortnite, anything. Whatever.
What do you do? Okay. Alright, I'll message you.
Alright, then. Alright, peace. Peace out.
I'll just show you a max volume. Because you unplugged my stream deck.
So I can't, I just my volume. So maybe text me how you do, uh, plug my stream deck, I think.
Um, I said, I called you up here twice, you didn't answer, you never came up, and I said
on stream, Drew, if you're watching, can you please come fix my stream deck?
I'll just text you. My phone's dead.
How am I going to have 80 G's dissing you?
You're not even alive.
When I'm eating I hate the funny that niggas just eat
Niggas don't like it, can I get paid?
Did you want to wonder if you paid?
Did you want to wonder if you paid?
Take my time to fuck up
That's you, baby
Call me phone or come to bed
Yo Kai defend me!
Why is my Dean not the what?
So my Dean isn't gonna defend me bro. So my Dean did maybe he says something the first time
I don't want to have no dignity, but I can't stop me seein'
Why? All you do is drop your jaw?
Like you just heard a, like you just heard a ground breaking bar from space?
Yo Dean, Dean Sinan, maybe say something?
This is an alumni dissing an upcoming student.
Maybe, maybe, maybe like, maybe, I don't know, give him an attention or some shit, I don't know.
Maybe tell him, maybe, I don't know, bro, like...
Today's baby, baby, baby, baby, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Slow it up, slow it up, slow it up, slow it up.
Say she didn't even.
We have a vocals degree or something.
Whatever.
Yo, George, do you give me socks?
Do you put them on this time?
Yes, I put socks on there.
Do you mean tight socks or loose socks?
Just the loose ones.
Grown-ass man, asking for socks.
Yeah, buddy, because maybe I have a fucking torn up knee.
Take the AMG you haven't driven it on stream.
Grow a muck of lye.
Maybe don't go IRL with your 300k watch.
Yo buddy, first of all, first of all, it's not a 300k watch.
Second of all, I wasn't going to.
Is Drew your butler, no he's not my butler, but I can't fucking I can't walk
Hey, why are you all question mark me what did I do what did I do?
Yeah, well right off the fucking tongue. Imagine being 25 and you can't walk. Yeah, it fucking
sucks bro. It fucking sucks. And all the people that are making fun of me for it instead of
being being normal human beings and being nice and supportive, you guys are gonna get
your karma one day. One day you guys are gonna get your karma and not be able to walk.
What?
What?
Let me know what I was going to do, I'm going to switch over to the wheelchair.
Chat, did you guys know?
Did you guys know that in Asian culture, it's like sworn against that you're not allowed
to sit in a wheelchair if you're not disabled or handicapped.
It's like considered like terrible luck.
And I sat in a wheelchair and messed around in a wheelchair when I was in Dallas.
And then two weeks later, now I can't walk in a wheelchair.
I genuinely believe in it.
I genuinely believe in it now.
Bro, no, no, it's because you're an idiot and you had a torn ACL for four years.
I don't know. It's because you're an idiot and you had a torn ACL for four years. That's why.
It's because I'm not. Yes it is. No it's not. It's because it's bad luck.
So your phone is dead but you're not going to use the phone for you.
My phone's not dead.
You told me your phone was dead.
Yeah, did I just want to do why and make up an excuse to lie and text you?
Okay.
Pat, does the camera look different?
Why would it look different?
Because I put a thing on it. Because remember it was sunny the other day.
Sunny?
Sunny. Sunny.
Come on.
Yes? You all going to take it off?
I'm going to take it off if you don't like it.
Wait, bring that charger just in case.
I'll have it.
Whoa, it's fucking hot out here, buddy.
So how are we going to do this?
Because I can't physically hold the camera and the wheelchair.
What do you mean?
I can't take a wheelchair.
Mar-a-lan!
Get a word.
Can you help us?
Is Mar-a-lan here? Get away or no!
All you got to do is hold the camera. I'll take the wheelchair down.
No, no, no, I need Marlon.
No, Marlon left.
That was a wrong number.
You left the order.
Dude, you don't have to pay any of the tickets in the car right now.
But you can't do that. Understand?
No, I'll take the...
These stairs?
No, it's fine. I'll take the chair down.
Someone needs to hold the camera.
I'll take your chair down.
I was going to just hold the camera for you.
Hey, Moosh.
Rare moose appearance.
I've been here since I was on the street.
Really? I haven't seen you.
I haven't really been out of my room much.
Yeah.
Wait, Moose, we're going to pick up a guest for the neighbors.
Do you have any other suggestions?
Uh...
I'm not allowed to say that we already got him.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm not allowed to say that we already got him.
What have we got?
Yeah.
We got good cards.
Look, kind of pack openings.
They're so funny, I can't see.
I'm crippled, Muge.
No.
Just don't look so feminine when you're doing it.
What do you mean, don't look feminine when I'm crippled?
You're going to look like a hunch on me?
There's just a way to hold the bar and use it as stability
where you still look like a man.
Yeah, is this not it?
Two hands, no.
You can't put any pressure on it.
I can do this, this is the most I can do right here.
Yeah, you can waddle, like you can fake waddle.
No, no, with that, I'm saying with that, but you can press your heel.
No, I can't even fully extend my knee.
No, I'm not gonna, like, try to feel?
Like, hard or no?
No, not hard.
Oh, it hurts here.
That's where it hurts really bad.
That's where it hurts really bad.
He's the bucket handles here.
Yeah, when you get, there's like another hole.
Yeah, and there's ACL and meniscus.
That's exactly what I had to talk about.
Yeah.
You had PCL too.
No, he told me PCL's fine.
That's good.
I know.
Meniscus is what hurts.
The ACL just hurts.
That's why I'm in pain because of meniscus.
wear in my e but I have so many scars that I don't know where it is but you
know what an ALL is no yeah apparently he's he won't he doesn't he can't tell
you can't tell with MRIs but when you go under he's afraid that I'm gonna have a
torn and extended ALL because I've been using a torn ACL for over a year yeah
which means he has to put like just like these metal rods in my knee okay I don't
know about metal rods see we gotta get multiple opinions because you only get
major reconstructive surgery like this typically once.
Why'd you shave this?
Um.
Oh, I don't know.
Yeah.
It looks good.
Keep it.
I'm going to keep it.
I'm going to keep it now.
Oh, this reminds me of a pretty calm.
That's it.
Bro, this is what a...
This is like the book.
I need a faster...
I want a faster wheelchair.
I believe you can bring this on the plane.
See, like, you can go faster.
You can.
Yeah, but I don't want to fall.
I don't want to fall.
I don't want to fall.
I don't want to fall.
I don't want to fall.
I don't want to fall.
I don't want to fall.
I don't want to fall.
Yeah, but I don't want to fall.
Do you wear a watch typically?
Yeah.
Okay.
Why?
Because you have a bracelet on the right and a wrist and just that.
And then you hopping around just like, not your best look, you know?
What do you mean not my best?
Do you think I fucking enjoy this?
You mean not my best look.
Thank you.
I literally every time I go up on the stairs like a full-fledged workout I know
Now, wait a minute, I have a question.
So I saw this video that my chat sent me,
and it was this girl getting physical therapy.
And she, she's from a torn ACL,
and she was like gripping the bed
because of how bad it hurt.
Well, she was doing therapy.
Okay, it's ass, but there's a massive discrepancy
or difference from month one to month two.
Like, I never, I have an addictive personality, so I never, you know, messed around with like harder stuff or drug personality, too.
So, then oxycodones, and painkillers, essential. I lost so...
I'm gonna be in pain?
That's why you gotta take the roxies.
Because the first month is ass.
It is pain. It's not every day, but there are some days when you will wake up
You'll wake up spawn in and you're in excruciating pain
And I remember and my mom was taking care of me. I came back
I tore my shit in high school
I came back and I was at the crib and I would as soon as I woke up and I would have those days like if I had if
They're 10 days in the first 30 days out of 10 days at least four to six of them were excruciating awful pain
That's why you take the Roxy
The rock the painkiller the Percocet or you didn't take it cuz you had a no I think I don't after the first month
I stopped taking them your support you can take them doctors you can get a refill to the doctor will give him to you up until like
Month three depending on how much you whine be popping oxys what I'm saying what I'm saying is it's an incredibly
Addictive it's one of the most addicted pills out there like you're ruining people's lives
So I stopped taking them after month one so I'm saying like I'm gonna tell you I have an addictive personality
So you have to now you're gonna month two might be worse than month one because month one
It's like okay, you're taking the Roxy's you know anything but month two
He's got to be careful
Are about to lose this surgery, but do what right? I didn't do for you. You're about to lose 20 30 pounds. I lost 20 pounds on red
Why I was 210 when I started I'm 190. That's 20. What do you mean? That's 20 pounds
The him on the scale before right and I got to see you on the scale now
I did it all. I waited myself on stream. Okay. 210 to 190.
Can you see that on that? Nah. Damn. Don't pull it up though.
I just, I just, you know, I like a fact check. Is this true?
They say cap to everything. Yeah.
They say he could say his name is Nick Foster. You're not 190.
You could search it up. I'd literally search Lacey Ways himself. I did it on
stream like a week and a half ago. I was 190.
I'm saying though you are... You did it after like tap cap? Or like what does that mean?
I
Tap-cap with a
Bro you just I got Adderall right now. I'm off the Adderall. I don't eat off Adderall
You don't eat off a certain pills. They destroy your appetite. Yeah, it's an appetite
Working out or anything so how am I gonna lose weight?
Because you're good for something right now. I put this on God. I'm not trolling. I swear. I think I have a slow metabolism
You're not going to have an appetite and you're going to end the pills are going to be a longer
than that and you are going to be doing physical therapy.
Should I stop drinking right now?
That's a good question actually.
Here's the thing.
You need to hit multiple.
Yeah.
Not the surgeon who said no surgery.
No.
I'm not asking that.
Bro, he sent me a video.
I watched the whole video.
I was in shock.
Yeah, I have it for the documentary.
Yeah, I have a video of this surgeon telling me not to get surgery.
Telling me that he has secret medicine from Switzerland
that nobody has access to, that he can just inject into my knee and it'll heal itself.
I told him not to do that.
Is that the one that said you were an anomaly?
No, it's a whole different doctor.
That guy's got a fighting spirit.
Many scammers out here running their own practice that prey on like, you know,
mill housewives, but um, there uh, then the other thing is
You're going to have this going to be no like here you have flex your flex this one is a good one, right?
Yeah, yeah, you have muscle you feel that muscle weighs twice as much as fat after the surgery it will be jelly
There will be nothing there will be no muscle in there
It will be like next to nothing you're gonna have to read if you look at my shit now
You can still see there's a size difference
There is a size difference from this quad to this quad and this is slightly
swollen whenever I'm active but I did I came back after five months and played
lacrosse after surgery I just done that and I sprained it and almost had to get
another surgery. You risked your ACL five months for a little CC sport? I wasn't in
CAA eligible I had just got eligible in the spring lacrosse as a spring sport so
So the coaches came to see me play the cross to see if I was athletic and could move the
same.
It was a catastrophe.
I was almost card golf.
So what I'm worried about is like she was doing physical therapy and there was a guy
that was like straightening her leg out and she was like crying because it hurts so bad.
I'm not doing that.
Yeah, you are.
I'm not.
I'm not a pain guy.
Yeah.
I'm trying not to get triggered.
I don't know if this is the bit because there's a camera.
I don't want to do these.
Yeah.
I mean, you saw what I texted you.
hit me if this is the energy you're on. Don't hit me like I will dead ass pull up
here like I told you there's an NBA trainer waiting an elite NBA trainer
waiting to pull up to the crib all the gym equipment Traveller has works with
Jordan for 18 years all the gym equipment you still got the Nike stuff
Traveller made one call it got shipped you know I'm saying any equipment that you
need elite physical therapy trainer that deals with the quality of a physical
quality of human being that you're nowhere near is all ready and waiting
for you. Like an NBA trainer would never work out with like five nine to ten
Lacey. Like that just does. So Travelle does physical therapy too? No I mean no
I mean I think they do some program but not right in the beginning like there's
it's there's it's layered out like you go with a certain Travelle works for the
Washington Wizards he's been with Trey Young for his entire career so when
Trey got traded to the wizards. He's now like he's in DC four days a week. So he has all the NBA connects
So it's like that you have an LA based he's employed by the NBA
He's paid by the NBA
So like either him or somebody in his practice will come here and do the shit for you. It's like it's seven days a week, right?
No, no, no, no, no. Well, there's stuff there like on their certain days
The range of motion is the biggest thing like you will lose
Like if I were to sit flat on my butt right now,
this knee goes closer to the floor than this one does.
If I'm sitting straight out still,
because I fucked it up again, right after.
I'm trying to say, what you do for the next 12 months
for your knee affects the entire rest of your life.
Is there anything I can do to be back like full quicker?
Yeah, take PT serious.
Take it like you took, you know what I'm saying?
Grinding Fortnite and, you know, eating fast food.
If you took that same approach, like you're,
I don't know what I'm saying, it's low-key free for you.
It's a free setup, like for you to bounce back crazy.
Yeah, I know.
Like you really will be 175, cut-up type of thing,
fluid and you'll then be...
Well, that's what I was saying,
and the main thing I'm truly gonna say this,
ever since my freshman year of high school,
I've never in my life been below 200 pounds.
So I'm gonna be fresh off of surgery.
I've also had a healthy knee in two years
since I started streaming.
So I'm gonna be fresh off of surgery.
If it was healthy, it was carrying a Tonka truck
so it couldn't even do anything.
I'm going to Tonka truck's crazy.
But I'm gonna have a healthy, fully healthy body
and way less than I weighed since my freshman year
in high school, I'm gonna be like a top 1%
of athletic humans in the world.
Yeah, I will say.
Think about how athletic I am
for having this knee and my weight.
I think that you are more athletic than a stock white guy.
I think that.
I think, I do.
White guy, I mean, brother, I'm one of you.
We're in hell.
I know, we're in hell.
But I'm more, I would, I consider myself like,
I'm a, I'm a, I'm, this is not delusion.
I think that my athletic skills,
I'm not saying my skill in a specific sport,
but my athletic ability.
Your coordination, agility.
Is on par with professionals.
Yay, sports.
It's not even, I'm, I, there's like division,
there's a division three athlete that has not seen the field that is way better
than you. I don't I disagree. I don't think people see my potential. I haven't seen my
full potential. Okay, that is one topic that I will hop on the glaze train for
which is people you're gonna look the best you ever looked. You're gonna feel
the best you've ever felt. You're going to be in the best shape and with that
come and you already have imagined you've had this level of success without
that. That's what I'm saying. People you're also gonna notice like your
interactions are going to be different with people. They're going to respect you because
they see the work that you put in in multiple aspects of your body. In Lacey's life, he
has never been a balanced distribution of effort. You have prioritized streaming and
other aspects of your life have suffered because of that. But it's so rewarding that it's like,
ah, you know what I'm saying? Whatever. You know what I mean? Now it's like you're about
to experience life where you have prioritized your physical health. And I hope that you're
your chat bullies you to the point of no return in terms of holding you accountable.
That's the best thing that they could ever do.
I'll be in there too.
I'll be in there.
I mean, I haven't been on-
What?
If you take days off, if you're not accountable, if you're not-
Take days off of physical therapy?
There's no days where you don't want to do it.
If you do 100 days of PT, you're not going to want to do at least four of them.
It, oh, it's ass.
It's ass.
Whether it is a day where you wait, you know what I mean?
the fact that it comes to the house, like you can't reschedule it or push it
back or that like you have to respect these are people that work with people
that are bigger than you and you're not paying the same rate even as professional
athletes so you're getting the family price, the family introduction, you can't
oh I slept in like oh I'm traveling and doing it, no. No I'm just saying though
when you know what I mean like to me it doesn't matter when whenever the best
PT is available that's when you should, you know what I'm saying? That's when you
you should make yourself a bill.
I'm just saying dictates your entire life,
how you bend over and pick up your children
will be dictated by what you do over the next 12 months.
Like being able to play basketball with your son
is dictated by what you do.
I have like a full,
I have a full-fledged plan after 12 months.
I genuinely want to go on an arc where I train
to try to get a 10-day contract in NBA.
All right, well, this is where I come and pick you up.
Well, I'm serious.
Let's get to abs first.
Get the top two abs first.
So you're trying to jump to 8,000 steps.
Just get a little bit of visibility from these right here.
And then being able to jump and still love yourself.
You know what I'm saying?
Like you do those two things and then we can talk about like,
you know, because you took college credits.
Yeah.
What was that?
When you start, you took a full semester of classes.
Yeah.
12 credits.
More than that.
OK, yeah, well, 12 is the minimum for a full semester.
Well, that's when your clock starts for eligibility,
for division one.
You can't go D1, you can't go D1, you can't go D2 then.
I can go play D2 hoops.
Yes, or D3 hoops.
I'd probably sit, you know, or I can't.
You're gonna be in the straight of the games?
What team are you gonna make?
And then if you do make the team,
you're getting in the game?
You're not even, I don't know if you're even starting
on that door.
I don't think, I see, here's the thing is you
and everybody else in this world is underestimating me.
No, I'm blowing up at what I see.
No, but what you see has been 50% of me
and it's already the most athletic human being
you've probably laid eyes on.
I was going back to sort of trampoline
with a torn ACL, 300 pounds.
That's not normal.
Now it is 300.
I was jumping 20 points in high school at 250.
That's not normal.
I'm just, when I'm back and I'm shifting,
I have outstored 20 points in a varsity basketball game.
I scored 29.
I made nine three-pointers and two free throws.
Let me make nine three-pointers.
I put it on God too.
You can search it out.
I want the, where's the huddle link?
I'm more, I'm 36 years old.
I'm 36 and I can pull up my high school highlights.
Yeah, well I went to a Catholic school, so I don't think.
I went to a boarding school, I went to six high schools.
I went to six high schools, I kicked out of like three places.
You stopped with the excuses.
Swear it's not next year's.
Bro, thanks to Superman.
I genuinely think that people underestimate
how athletic I actually can be at my peak.
But you know, what was the last time you said that,
so when were you, when did you get like fat fat?
Like when were you like, okay.
What do you consider fat?
Come on, bro.
I want to know what weight you're talking about.
Anything over 175, 180 without being jack cut
is like your chubby at that point.
Sixth grade, seventh grade.
I'm so serious.
Part of this is on how much.
Okay, now another question.
I'm not, like I said,
the little that I do know
and I have seen of your mom and famza,
I'll fuck with them.
How much of, but if you're realistic,
how much of you being fat
is blamed on your parents and your household?
Probably a lot. I mean my eating habits as a kid. I had a fucking unlocked open snack cabinet with any chip
I wanted any candy I wanted at home meals
So if you were putting in mom was going to the grocery store you weren't going you were just chilling
I was just showing my house. Okay, and you were putting orders for you to be like, I want this this that she was just start getting
She was just again shit. Oh, and then like for breakfast example, would you be going on a breakfast?
Thanks every morning. I ate whenever we had for dinner then for so if we had pizza
I'd have two pieces of cold pizza for pizza in the morning. If we had pasta, I'd have pasta for breakfast.
You're a cold pizza guy? You know the microwave or air fryer?
No, no, no, no. Cold, cold, cold. That's crazy.
Cold. Um, but no, I'm serious. Like seventh, eighth grade, like when we would play shirts and skins,
I wouldn't take my, I would tell the coach like, I don't want to be on skins because I was fatter than
everybody else, but I was still better than everyone else. I played up sixth grade. I played
in the eighth grade team when I was in high school in June, uh, freshman sophomore. I played varsity.
I was better than you, I was better than you, and nobody in your high school was a respected athlete, though.
Two people that played on my team played D2 basketball.
Okay, that's not bad. I like it.
My friend that I started with, I was a shooting player, he was Don Tate Wilcox, and he played D2 basketball.
Wow, okay, it is in any level, NAIA, D3, D2, D1, you have to respect playing after high school.
And I could have played after high school, but I didn't.
If I lost.
Don't know what coach is sitting in his office
and is on the whiteboard and is like, guys,
he's telling his staff, you know, people that he's hired,
he can trust them with their livelihood.
I need a five, nine, two, 10 guard who can't dribble
and play deep.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what you're wrong.
I could have played after high school if I dropped.
If I put the working and dropped the win.
But this, if there's something.
OK, let's turn this into a new game.
I don't know how to hold it prepared right now.
Yeah, let's turn this into a role.
that you and I have. We don't talk about things or give ourselves credit for
things that happen before our balls dropped. Do you know what I'm saying? So it's like you were fat when your balls dropped, you were fat. You had never been a man that could produce, you know,
team in and have children. Without being fat. You know what I'm saying? So it's like you're saying if I took this, but there's that if.
I know I know I was saying if when I was 210 because I remember I was so excited in my sophomore year high school
Because I finally hit 210. I was at 2 I was at 222 going in
Crazy
Like you
Will the last survivor of Lord of the Flies?
It's kids on an island and they cannibalize each other need each other
So it's like it's saying that you ate all the kids
Like man, it's working like I read that like seventh grade. I read
Something about this girl named Grace and you're like stepped in forcefully. Whoa
Yeah, I stepped in like forcefully and sex with her and then she got pregnant with this kid
I don't even know what what the fuck is that? I was some crazy shit. I don't even know
Shay, y'all know what I'm talking about?
Bro, share the y'all with that look at school too.
We're so off topic.
No, we go to Target.
I'm just saying.
So here's my main worry.
For the last two years,
my mind has been convinced
you have to function without this need.
So I'm worried that even after it's
fully healed, I'm not going to have the confidence
in my mind to use it properly.
You are going to do workouts you've never done.
What?
Like you're you're learning how to walk again. So take that is that I'm that
With this leg and building the muscle in this leg
You're gonna learn how to not compensate how to do things equally. You know I'm saying I'm telling you I on stream and committing drew
I'm saying it's too true as well
I will be here more than I have been here to make sure that you're on top of your shit
to make sure you're icing, elevating,
anything I can help with, you know what I'm saying?
Like, that's just, you know, I relate to this
and this is just my personality, you know what I'm saying?
And I want, I know, I see that this little
fucking kid from the middle of nowhere in PA
has accomplished all of this.
And you kinda like went, like everybody's path is different.
You are, if I was a kid who was hopeless
and I needed some like motivation,
I would like look at your life.
like how the fuck did this kid make it?
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like if this kid made it,
do you know what I mean?
While being like a fat piece of shit
and naive and delusional and shit,
like then I have a chance.
So it's like, you, what is it?
You have to know.
You're saying I can inspire people by this,
by getting, by, by, by, by, before the surgery.
I think that it's crazy to say that we're,
that our generation, you know,
that you are inspiring to the generation of you.
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be inspiring.
Okay, that's what comes with your career.
You can't put yourself on the internet
and then say you don't wanna have influence.
That is your, donate the shit then.
Donate it all if you don't want that.
More on?
I don't wanna influence, I just wanna entertain.
I wanna entertain, I don't wanna influence.
You can't do one without the other.
You can't.
Whether you like it or not, you are a herder.
You're a sheep herder.
Not saying that, I'm just using that now,
you're not saying that everybody is sheep.
I'm just saying that you are a leader, you have no choice.
But he called y'all butchers
I'm a leader, now he's trying to have a leader
So lead through to target
No, that's my job
I've been trying to lead to target for like five
Sorry, cut scene
We've been talking on the phone and on text
But I haven't seen it in person
I didn't know what was going to be in pain after surgery
It's one of the, why do you think it takes a year recovery time or longer
Because it's fucking ass
People lie to me
like not like doctors or people like like people in the inner like I'll be
reading something big oh I was I was walking after two weeks
was inaccurate are you an idiot like they were saying like oh I got ACL
surgery and I was walking after two weeks everybody's different I thought
after surgery that's when the pain went away because everything was fixed at 19
At 23 years old, I was still doing extra rehab because it was swelling up, you know what I mean?
Because I messed up with some PT.
It's like, I mean, it's not good, I'm telling you, it swells up now, my shit's...
People should not play sports, should not work out, should not do stuff, because you could literally just...
What we were like, you know, that's why America is the fattest country in the world, and by a landslide.
You're a leader in that, also, you're leading that, you know, you're an influencer in the hefty collection, a collective of people.
You are like, you know, you're a leader of like the Tuggies.
I'm not the leader of the Tuggies.
Think about it though, who is Poppin under 25 who's fat and like it's a main thing of their, of their character.
Who, but I'm just saying, who else?
How, how...
You're saying, I'm, you're saying I'm the fat king.
I'm saying that you if I had to be fat if you put up a roster of people like imagine
You're a GM and you're drafting and you gave me ten names that were under 25 years old and fat
You would be one of the better names on that list for sure
That's not a drag you leave. Hey, it's not a good complex. I'm good. You leave. I'm saying the same problem. Oh
But but this cup him own being fat like he owns a kidding. Oh, I think happens hilarious
I've never watched a stream because opening up the kick.com and pressing play is can't do it
It's actually harder
Yeah, it's harder to do that than literally any other social media
I haven't even watched a Jason stream in like three weeks, you know what I mean?
But it's an open-up kick, but any uh wait gilly what I was saying is
Who is a who is popping?
Who has?
Notoriety is successful under 25 and fat.
Like as an influencer, like, no, they like make it part of their brand.
Boss man, Dilo, Lacey, Kuffam.
Uh, I'm not considered fat anymore.
I'm slightly overweight.
Are you saying for your brand or are you saying the reality?
Because let's be real.
You said wrong.
No, Ron is not fat, Ron is not, Ron is not fat anymore, but your brand is at your
fat. No, no, no, no, he, no, no, he was obese, now he's fat. He was morbidly obese.
I'm slightly overweight. No, you're not slightly overweight, so it's so fat. Yeah, that's true.
But like, it's not like you're dying fat.
All right, let's look at your BMI rope.
Bro, Muge, the reason it took Muge so long for his to heal is because he got surgery
done in the 1800s.
An age though?
Wait, that's...
Okay, actual question though.
When you got your ACL surgery done, were there like peptides and stem cell stuff that you
got done or no?
No, nobody was getting that done.
So do you think that's going to help at all with this stuff?
I think that that is needed if Luka Donchich needs to be back for playoffs.
I'm doing it.
You know what I'm saying?
Not for Lacey to be able to get a little bit more explosives a month earlier.
I already have an entire regime of like, that he's doing in-surgery to increase blood flow.
Everything that's happening needs to be vetted by other doctors.
I'm just saying.
What does that mean, vetted?
They approve.
They approve.
That's valid.
So my doctor can't approve it?
I'm saying that you should go to other like how an incredible connection you have is Tony
Jefferson.
Yeah.
Tony Jefferson is not only a 10 plus year pro with great relationships from a blue blood
college.
He's also here and interactive and like cool.
So that right there, whatever doctor that he connected me to Dr. Aaron my shape, hit
him again.
You won't give me that number.
You know what I'm saying?
I will call every hour.
I'm just saying, if I had a pro athlete's direct connect, I'm spamming them.
And you're doing all that time, everything that you're talking about.
I want to hear you say, I'm excited to show up and work harder than I've ever worked in my adult life.
I'm not excited to do that though.
Yeah.
So I'd be lying.
Yeah.
It's like a lacy gate.
If you put that there, you can't get around.
I'm not excited, but I'm gonna do it, because I have to do it, but I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not gonna sit here and say, I'm excited to do physical therapy.
I'm not.
I respect that.
I respect that.
We should just make a maze of fucking shit that they see us like.
This is the game I tore out.
That's me getting, I couldn't even walk.
It was me getting carried off.
Damn.
I'm gonna get it.
I throw a toe brush.
I'm trying to see if I can.
So do you, like, honestly, do you think that, that,
cause the doctor he did, I'm not gonna say which player,
but he recently did an NBA players ACL surgery.
Yeah, we talked about the ACL surgery.
No, no, it was a completely different one.
He told me about the other day.
Okay.
He recently did an NBA players ACL surgery,
and he did like this whole thing
where when he's doing the surgery,
it was like a peptide treatment he does
to increase blood flow.
And then after the surgery,
there's stem cell and peptide treatments
that he does to increase,
I forget what he said, to increase stuff,
I don't know the doctor terms.
But do you think that will help me heal faster
and help with the pain?
Potentially, you potentially.
If I ask a doctor,
I think that what you're saying right now,
I would go open claw,
this is what I would do,
would regurgitate what you just said into clog,
make it into a list, and then copy and paste that list
and email it to whatever reputable doctor's office
I could get and say, hey, is this common practice now?
Is this common?
Would you recommend this also?
I would go to at least two or three doctor's offices.
You have Travelle, you have Tony Jefferson,
you have another, there are multiple,
you know what I mean?
There are even USC doctors.
You see, we were in a group chat.
Puka might help me too.
You had the, yeah, that too.
You had the Lakers doctor, right?
your surgery and you said no. Literally have the Lakers doctor you had an appointment schedule to go
and get ready to go and get surgery and you were like I don't really feel like it. You know what I mean?
So it's like now for you to settle from a valley like peptide pushing agenda. I'm just scared after
the video you sent me. No, that's not him. That's not him. I know I'm saying because that is the now
it's so. Yeah, I know that don't cannot pull shit. Bro, I'm gonna cry if you want someone to do surgery.
You can't fuck it up more, you know.
Imagine what Ron and Jason do to the surgery for you.
Throw a fucking all different types of peptides in there.
You need to do a stream like thing constantly.
It's like every week a new streamer tries to fix your leg.
Five gifted equals, what could five gifted equal?
Yo, Lacey, peptides are used for surgeries, my guy.
Stop being an entitled white boy.
Alright, bro, now we're going to get raise rated by chat.
So like, what does that even mean?
How tall are you exactly?
5'9".
You're 5'9", exactly.
And what is, is there a scale in here?
So can I have a scale?
He's probably like 1'9".
No, I probably gained some weight since I've been in the wheelchair.
I don't know if he can't put his full weight on it.
Oh, it's right.
You don't have to have two feet.
You can one foot it.
You can one foot it.
I'm down to weigh myself.
I actually haven't weighed myself since I heard about her.
Can I go in his and you grab?
Oh, we got it.
I don't even know where it is.
Oh, that door's new.
Oh, he's really gone.
He blocked the whole door.
No, I'm not 210.
I'll weigh myself right now.
He's doing it.
I am still in my house, if you want to go all the way out of there.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's do it.
Sorry to drag the segment out.
I just.
No, I actually want to know, too,
because the chat's saying I'm 230.
No, I'd be like me right now,
I bet you I'm 205, 210,
and I'm a little bit chubby right now.
But that's because I haven't, like it's been.
Shh.
Like father likes son.
You can't do this?
No.
You tried?
Yeah.
This is like dig down the roof.
I'm sleeping at 4 PM.
So how much do you think I'm going to?
Oh.
Maybe about 15 pounds.
You think I gained 15 pounds?
It's like.
Oh, I'm going to say you lose some surgery.
Sorry.
I anticipated that poorly.
How much how much weight do you think I've gained since I've been in a wheelchair for the last week? I'd be shocked if you're under to 195
We've probably weighed the same well I gained 15 pounds from being in a wheelchair. I'm gonna be depressed. Oh
I forget it. Yeah, I think I
There's no way I gained 15
You're tall and I ain't here.
You just bring it on, bring it on.
Wait, is it better to do it outside?
You just have to move.
I mean, she's not saying outside,
he's saying right in here.
So I just do one foot on it?
Yeah.
You don't think my pants add, like, extra weight or anything?
Probably a pound or two, and you take off the other...
I really like these others.
You want to take your chain off?
For what?
These are actually heavy as pants.
Sorry Chad, I know it's black.
Oh shit.
We all think I weigh 215.
You're actually just like, so you're just going to hop on a one-footed.
Moosh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, I've lost weight, 180, 189, 190, no look, try to put you on it, does it change
with two?
No.
Yeah.
So 189, let me last week, that's what I'm saying, bro, this chance on my dick talking
my old bro took redder didn't lose any weight blood-scaining weight brah I'm losing weight
I'm 21.8. So really I'm like 200 because thanks. Wow I'm proud of you. Because even though I'm in a wheelchair I'm not I'm still eating right like today
I woke up had a salad this morning. You had a salad. Chicken salad. Well talk to your death and look at that salad brah. What are you doing?
I'm still there. Yeah, I barely ate it, but I ate salad. No, no, I felt I hear that
I just like how do I hear order salad take a couple bikes and leave you can't say so then I didn't do anything
I really say anything and
That's not your line right message wrong message is my
You are one eighty son you are one eighty son
If I'm not 155 then I gained some weight
154 fuck you
You're a twink. Congratulations. You're a tubby. And you're a tubby. You're the king of the tubby.
And I own you. I own you. I own you. I own you. I own you. I own you. I could literally ruin your life and drop you on the street right now.
Do it. Do it. Do it. You be fucked. You be fucked. You be fucked. You're the most replaceable person on the planet Earth.
You be fucked. You be fucked. I could get anybody to hold a camera. I could get anybody to hold a camera.
How many of these are going to be susceptible in bed, laying, you know them fat ass beetles?
When they're on their back and they can't, they're like trying to get a...
That's what he's going to be like on the thing.
What is this?
Lazy's pen.
You have furthest thing from replaceable.
He's extremely replaceable.
I get anybody...
You're in the beginning of your career when it's the easiest, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, he's extremely replaceable.
Okay.
There's been around creators way bigger than Lacy that don't have people as locked as Drew.
I'm Skid Row.
I guess.
Which one's give arena? Yes. Yes
Jersey just like the Jersey energy is so locked in reliable loyal they get accustomed to it
You fired me
It would be like the broad even the Lakers, but every team would be like, you know, I want this guy
I want this guy that's literally how it would be bad analogy bad analogy
Just compared yourself to the broad you are you are not
Not slips
us on a scale of drew wall to slip like the gap between you and slips is like
this guy how old is slips
so these four years older than drew and I'm just saying that speed and Lacey
speed is here yeah yeah yeah I'm saying but slips is for you to our drew in four
years at this pace you can't say that he's it's more realistic because you
get to understand these closer to slips than you are to speed.
Yeah, for sure.
So it's like, okay, then you're comparing somebody who's five years
or four years old, that's like comparing like two different completely
different leagues. That's like, you the gap between what I keep on emphasizing.
That's like comparing the NFL is NBA. It's two completely different leagues.
The cameraman is not the same as being a streamer.
Oh, it's a little, I think the drew is a little more than a cameraman.
If you're paying your, why are you getting rage mated so easily?
I'm literally here playing lawyer and you're still getting rage-vated like you're making me less enthusiastic to defend you because he's so easy
Thank you. Somebody who actually is around knows what's happening.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. You are double my age.
You take my age and double it by two and that is your age.
Drew has ruined so many lives.
Alright.
Me?
I'm just repeatable.
I'm no case. I'm not reputable here in Seattle. I'm you're twice my age if you took my age and times by two
Doubled it that just that bothered me hearing you say that
Yeah
Ever want to be on slips level you got to stay composed, bro. You have to you have to
Like you you literally I'm not like if you ever even want to be on woe's level you got to like stay composed, bro
Let's see what he does that you go into oh slip state control ignore that go to him
And if you you're I'm saying boom, that's a lady's giving you a layup for a fat joke and if you
Fat jokes don't hit anymore because he spams them. You can't if you span if you span fat jokes
They don't hit anymore. They don't hit anymore. So that's the thing and he thinks I'm under 190 now
You can't even call me fat. I'm always saying that's why we came and got your way. Thank you mark. Thank you
Ha, here we go.
Five, nine, one, 90.
One, 89.
Come on, give me the, get your second one
down on the scale, give me the one, 89.
Okay, holy shit.
All right, so this gave your adult BMI a 28.
Your BMI category was overweight.
Okay.
So, underweight is below 18.5.
Healthy is 18.5 to 24.
So I'm almost healthy.
You're at 28.
Almost healthy.
Yeah, okay.
Sounds like a plan to me.
to obesity then you are healthy weight. Okay. But here's the thing that you're 20. Hold on.
Let me just finish the math. Can I finish the numbers? Before you get emotional, can I finish the numbers?
Because here's the thing you're discrediting is I used to be a 42 BMI and I got down to a 28.
Because you... So you can say, oh, you're closer to obese. At least I'm not obese anymore. If I found
out that you used to... You beat your wife with a bat and then you stopped and started beating her
with just your hand. That I'm not like, oh, but Lacey's so much better. You're still an abuser.
So, because you used to be the fattest, I'm not done, I let you speak, I let you speak.
Because you used to be the fattest, slobbiest, and now you're just the leader of the Tubby's,
doesn't mean that, you know what I'm saying, so I'm just saying, from the math, quick math,
you are 28.1, which makes you 3.2 away from a healthy weight, but you are 1.9 away from
obesity.
Sure.
30% around 30% closer to obesity than you are healthy weight sure, but I used to be
50% over obesity
What's the
59300
Search up what that is
It's gonna mess up into my phone algorithm
Oh my God, doesn't even have this name. It didn't even. Oh my God. Look, it just opened up a push down. It opened up an arrow with different categories of obesity. Yes. Class three, severe obesity. So I was class three, severely obese. That's a high level.
class three severely obese 44.6 you actually blew out it's not even that's
my point I used to have a 40 like it was like a 44 BMI so how can you not say
that your top 10 most lit fat motherfuckers right now I didn't say that
I'm just saying I'm not fat I'm skinny oh in that fat group like in that fact
But the people wouldn't want to be boss man people because he's like if you
You if you put me in a line full of those ten fat people. I'm gonna look like I don't belong
Okay, but there's there's also
No, no, no, we put you and a bunch of lasers in a line
You're gonna look out of place lasers lasers under all you guys are shirtless and you're in a lineup from ten
If I'm picking what fat person I'm gonna be,
I need to see everything.
You need to be like you're at the NFL combo,
I'm getting measured.
So, okay, so what I'm saying is,
so you're in your little compressions,
do you know what I'm saying?
And you do a 360 for me and every fat person comes
and does a 360 and I see,
hey, which person and I gonna inhibit?
Am I gonna become?
I'm saying, I'm gonna go for a taller person probably
because I don't wanna be 5'9".
So you would rather have a...
I'd rather be 40 pounds heavier and taller
Because in my head, I'm a skinny person going into a fat body.
I'm going to lose that weight because I'm not a slob.
You're fat though.
202.
6'3".
You're a little bit of me.
I make you fat.
Sure.
Sure.
Do you know what I'm saying?
You weigh 13 pounds heavier than me.
See, this is a bad bit, and I know that Chad doesn't even
like it, so I'm just going to let it, like, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Push it along to the thing.
But Adapt did text me for his trick shot.
So let's go to Target.
You guys go, I'll walk you to Target for him.
To the car.
Oh, wait.
Can I have a dash of your real quick?
Please?
Holy shit
You know what the routine is every morning now, I wake up around like 1045 11 first thing it says just now from Lacey
Can you grab my door that ever it's literally every morning?
No, I think it's funny that it's at the same exact time every single day
This was a solid cutscene.
Right.
We were due for a moose cutscene, I'm not sure why.
I've been MI, I've been low.
Have we gotten one since the last day?
No, it's been a minute.
Oh yeah, we've gotten one since the last day.
I remember the last day.
We were downstairs.
Oh, we almost like 20 seconds.
Yeah, I remember that.
We were downstairs and he was arguing...
about something.
No, I feel a silky argument coming.
I feel it tonight.
He needs it, bro.
He needs an argument.
We need a moose shokie basketball when we want.
I think that's what we're gonna do tonight.
I told them I'll do it on this Patreon.
I haven't played.
Where you going?
I'm not with you.
No, I'm with you.
Am I driving or are you?
Nobody's actually driving.
Oh, shit.
I mean, I could drive.
No, I'll drive.
I got this.
Wait, wait, I need to get the wheelchair in the car.
Hold on, chat.
Hold on, Jack.
Looks like I got to put the wheelchair in the car.
It's too big.
I mean, I guess they could fold up, but this is this is easier
You just broke it they're saying
Yeah, yeah, if you can't sorry thank you
Why are you try
Slips whenever bro, so I've been saying
Normally I drive, so I just routine the fucking on for you if I'm not driving myself.
Listen, I'm driving a whip and we're gonna be okay.
He's gotta stay focused on the road.
We're not even driving.
No, I'm gonna drive.
I'm gonna fully drive on a full-usie gas and go up there.
It's me. It's me, bitch.
I'm gonna drive, doesn't matter if I have a torn leg, doesn't matter, bro.
As long as I stay focused on the road and I drive.
I'm not a driver, I'm just a guy.
I'm just gonna say how beautiful the view is, bro.
Where did you put the sack from?
Where?
How did you get sunshades?
Sunshades.
All right, what do we have about?
Is that how you put the wheelchair in the last time?
I don't know.
We have about a 72% chance of arriving.
Do I even have time to go here?
Where do you have?
Couple's therapy?
I said one for that ceremony.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I don't think I can see.
What's going on?
You'll garden salsa sunships, this might be a hot take, might be top 5 chips of all
time.
You're gonna make glasses.
Want any good or something?
Good.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Want to get it or something?
Yeah.
I know you're gonna get a hawk.
Who?
You know who's gonna get a hawk?
It's Stephen Hawking.
I know you're gonna get a hawk.
You look like my grandma.
You're just mad I look sexy.
You have a McDonald's hat on?
This is my first, I don't know, my first.
It actually has. It's kind of like my first solo IRL since I was beginning a wheelchair.
Yeah.
When?
When I went live.
Huh?
Rum's is asking how to change the quality on a stream?
And then he should be fired on fucking...
And then Rum should be fucking fired because of how to change the quality of the stream.
So litter these up.
Uh-huh.
Can you imagine, Jack, if you owned a business and you hired someone, a professional burger
cooker, and then the burger cooker looks at you while he's at work and says,
how do I turn on the grill? Stop the shit out of him and fire him. I should fire
rums for that question. So literally fire rums for asking that stupid ass question.
How do you change the resolution on a stream?
I have no, I have no wetness.
Wait, is it straight?
I can't believe I'm 189.
That's actually so skinny.
That's actually so skinny.
Chad, do you guys see I'm going to get addicted to oxy, to the roxies? Or no.
I'm kind of scared.
Cause what if, like I've heard about people who got like a surgery, started taking painkillers
and then they got addicted to them and ruined their entire life.
What if that happens to me?
Yeah, that's kind of scary.
What if I start taking these oxys and I get addicted and then I start spiraling out and
I lose who I really am and then I spend all my money and I stop streaming because I just
need to buy drugs and then before I know it I'm on the street.
I gotta cancel the surgery.
I gotta cancel surgery.
What if I get fat?
What if I take the oxys and I lose another 20 pounds?
lose another 20 pounds because I'm mixing oxycodone and redda and then I get back from
physical therapy and I'm I get in the routine of going to physical therapy slash the gym
every day and before you know it a year from now 12 months from now I'm 165 chiseled with
abs and I have a fully working leg like if that's the scenario that happened.
taco stand. We got to stop there on the way back. If that's what happens, genuinely, it
could happen. Pretty sure we're after. Yeah.
Just my phone, then.
I'm already on the right track like I gotta go to physical therapy and the second thing
that I have to do is drink a lot of water and I already drink at least three water bottles
a day.
I'm actually terrified to go into target.
Wait, should I get one of those drivable shopping carts?
My god, I just locked in a stream for one of my first days back out of surgery
Should I say right now or no it's so far away
No, I don't think it's like it's a desktop. It should be
Chat um
When I get surgery in August I'm gonna be stuck on desktop for probably the entire month
So I've been trying to plan ideas and stuff to bring back desktops
And I'm actually gonna be bringing back e-dates
So I'm gonna be getting a bunch of streamers like small upcoming streamers
And putting them on e-dates, and I'm gonna be hosting it
Just like how I used to do back in Dallas how Aiden used to do the e-dates and the first person
That I'm gonna have streamers compete for in early August is Sophie Rain
So if you're a small streamer and you want to be on an e-date start hitting me and drew up
So we can get the line up made and get the list made of who's gonna all be on the e-date
I want to get people like like the first person that came to mind was Rod Dog Moon
Like I feel like he's literally perfect for it
Braden's in a relationship so that doesn't make sense
pilot would be perfect yeah pilot will definitely be on there definitely
raw dog moon I'm down to I'm down to get sauncey if sauncey's down I feel like
Edward would be good. Vardam would be cool.
Probably throw my brother in there.
Honestly, anybody, anybody, even if you're not a small income trimmer, if you're a big streamer and you want to be on E-Dates and you're single and say fuck it, just let me know.
Edward as a girlfriend? Well, no, you probably won't be on.
Get Mr. Peaky on them?
Isn't Mr. Peaky like 75?
Have rums get on it? Yeah, I'm also down to have people from the community on it.
Like, I'm down for rums to go on. I'm down for, like, people that are from the community.
Lope would be funny. Russo would be funny.
Maybe if I get like a popular dude or bodybuilder, you could go on a drew.
I'm saying if I get like a popular male influencer that you would find attractive, I'll throw you on it.
I'm not going to find that a try.
Guys drew, so Drew wouldn't go on an eating.
Unless it was his type, and I know Drew's type.
I know but if it was your exact type like six to big black like you definitely
go on you would go on be honest
but yet I'm probably gonna do I'm probably gonna do one day to week when
I'm in my post-surgery era and can't really do shit I can do one day to week
because brother so funny and the clips I come out of them with like
Other streamers is just hilarious and then I'm probably gonna do definitely gonna have a caretaker series
You could definitely get some good caretakers that streamer you
Sophie rains crazy. Yeah, I know but here's the you guys got to understand
you're stuck in a position where you either get a girl who isn't on social
media and doesn't do that type of stuff and then the e-dates extremely boring
or you go for the content aspect and get a girl who is and then it's
entertaining
As I'm not in the e-dates, I'm hosting them dumbass
That's fair yeah, I mean there's really not like
Like I've done so many e-dates in the past bro if you go for like a girl. That's not a oh f girl
It's just like
Like as soon as like some like as soon as pilot comes in and says some crazy shit. She's like what is this?
And then the whole vibe is off the rest of the time it's boring, you know
Like I'm down to get like a Leo on the e-date or I'm down to get Jabers or maybe like V con
I'm actually down to do a twitch money
Get Suburbaby on there. I'm down bro. I'm done. I love Suburbaby. He's hilarious. Oh
Just ran over a family of four
What is that? Oh, that was food
Damn, I have to cancel my flight to London
streamer up out there
And I'm gonna have desktop content other I'm late out
What do you mean no they don't
When's outside? I don't know what that is. We're outside right now, Chet.
We just got outside, Chet. Outside right now. The gym's right next door.
Put in a little gym session at the parking. Is that Chuck E. Cheese? Oh my God, that's
clear Chuck E. Cheese. Can we actually go? Do you want to go to Chuck E. Cheese?
Yeah, but I don't know.
Chuck E. She's probably thinking we could like a phone.
You know what, we have my phone.
Bro, let's go to Chuck E. She's the best pizza ever.
Yeah, bro, yeah!
Hey, nice job, Cyberfuck!
Can I have him pull up more?
Park me a mile away from the target.
I'm going to the handicapped spot.
All right.
What? I'm handicapped?
Like, like a little key on your fucking Cyberfuck.
For what? I can't, I can't...
Because one, like, people would be mad that you're parking in a handicapped spot without a sticker.
Two of you are driving a Cybertruck.
I'm on the wrong side of the road.
Two of you are driving a Cybertruck, so people automatically...
I don't care. I'm fucking actually handicapped. I can't walk.
People should understand.
Oh, I don't mind. I'm just... I'm just saying.
Other people might want to go to the dentist.
Got an asshole.
Oh.
People are going to call me an asshole for a dude in a wheelchair parking in a handicapped spot.
Nice.
They don't know that when they're not parked there.
Yeah, I think we should check and I get a handicap sticker
Chad you don't need a handicap sticker handicap spot is for people who are handicap. I'm handicap
I don't know what does not a sticker is not determined if I can walk or not the torn ligament in my knee determines if I can walk
Get my wheelchair, please
So y'all think it's gonna hit the pole
Loki I don't want you to hit the pole
All right, so hold on, let me grab the wheelchair, so everyone hold.
Come on, let me get a flick, let me get a flick.
In front of the head, in front of the head again, Simon.
Huh?
Alright, come on.
Let's go shopping.
Let's go shopping. Let's go shopping.
What's going on so slow here?
Keep it low key, keep it low key.
Oh no.
Sorry guys, do you guys want a sample of the factory?
A sample? What is it?
I'd like one of your friends from with lemonade.
Oh, I'll give it a try, yes.
Yeah, go for it.
Thank you so much.
You want one too?
Oh
Sorry
Since when did TARDIS start doing samples well, we might have to get one of me one of these
I need a cup holder.
What am I here for again?
milk. Drew, maybe it was a good idea to get a shopping cart. But what are we
here for? Again, I'm getting the neighbors baskets.
So I have to put the part I'm getting the neighbors baskets to show them how
appreciative I am for them letting us live in their residency and not
kicking us out.
No, we need to get 14 baskets, but it's not all...
14?
14 houses in the neighborhood.
Who's paying for this?
You?
You live there?
I mean, could I leave my wheelchair up front and just take the target one?
Excuse me sir, question.
Can I leave my wheelchair and take the shopping cart or will it get stolen?
We're not liable for a year.
Not liable, got it.
Okay, we'll just take a normal cart.
Thank you.
Okay, who's gonna steal the wheelchair?
You gotta be- Appreciate you man, thank you man, thank you!
Who's gonna steal a wheel chair?
You gotta be an awful person to steal a wheel chair.
Make- Wipe it later.
I'll just get the person who's got a wheel chair up here.
It's not there, it's not there.
Alright.
Nothing.
Sorry Chad, this is probably the best I've made me with a phone.
Wait, those are the earrings Darla has, should I get her some?
Yeah, she probably loves her new earrings.
These are the exact same ones that she has.
Eight dollars.
But you already have some, why would you buy more?
Because what if she needs more?
Those are cute.
Could get her some rings too.
Wait, how are these ten dollars where they have diamonds in them, Chad?
How is that even possible?
Let's go.
Wait, what do we actually come here for again?
No, come on.
Baskets.
Oh yeah.
We gotta get the neighbors gifts, bro.
I think the baskets are probably in this area.
Now if the chat could pick up on context clues, they would know why we're here.
I didn't go at the speed of you.
Huh?
I didn't go at the speed of walking.
I know, but if I push the car too fast, I can't move on here, it's so shaky.
It's us, this gentleman right here.
Okay, we're not.
You know, these places can't kick me out anymore.
They can kick out of doing the wheelchair.
Anyone comes up to us and says you can't film, but first thing you gotta do, you know what to do, right?
What?
Put on your acting skills, put on your acting skills.
I don't know what you're talking about.
No, no, well, someone says you can't film,
put on your acting skills, I'm doing their acts.
Where were the baskets be at?
If you were a neighbor, what would you want to get
from your other neighbors?
What do we have already?
Apparently, that's Candice.
And gift cards or no?
No gift cards.
We should get gift cards.
What are your people like?
I'm not buying them.
Only $20 gift cards.
Where are the baskets, dude?
Oh
They have
All right 12 bucks each yeah 10 bucks each we need 14 saw you 10 bucks each
We don't need a giant basket like like these like small ones work from lights and gray all the day
Okay?
Bus?
Why is there a team for this?
It's not working.
All right, bro.
All right, let me fortune you.
Here.
Get the counting.
One.
Two.
Three, four.
Well, we gotta give every neighbor a basket.
We don't know which ones, you know.
Get that one?
We're not sure which ones, you know.
Like some of them, like the one guy's like,
What's up, Yugi?
Yugi?
What's up, dude?
I'm doing all right right now, man.
I'm just going for a little shopping spree right now.
Wait, why are you injured?
Yes, I'm in my wheelchair.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Well, wait, I heard that you were going for a little shopping spree.
I heard I heard that you have this issue where it was seven you sure was 720 like it was locked in on 720
How'd you fix that?
Go to settings on your OBS you got to entry you got to stop streaming on OBS and then
Yes, click stop streaming and then go to settings and then go to video and then my OBS like they have to both be on
1920 by 1080
Oh, then you're fucked
Wow, that's what I did no no, but the UV the reason his was in 720p is because we were filming something for YouTube last night
Yeah, I switched the settings for some shit, and then I never switched it back. Yeah, you're your problem is probably
Yeah, you probably have a different problem
Okay, maybe it's just switch might be switch, but if you need me to come over and fuck that tight little ass. Let me know
I gotta go.
I need four more baskets.
Okay.
These are ten dollars too?
Yeah, I think they're all points.
Should we make like a special basket for one neighbor and they're like the lucky one?
One neighbor.
I don't know, let's just...
No, that's segregation.
Everybody has to be treated equally, Drew.
All right, fair, fair, fair.
So, adapt those candles for everybody?
I don't know.
If I was a neighbor and someone's out of a basket, it was a candle inside, I'm literally asking for them to be kicked out.
Alright man, let's get them what you would want. What would you want? Like candy and fucking cookies?
Candy and like a V-Bucks card would be tough.
I don't know about V-Bucks, but we gotta think, everyone that lives in this community is loaded as shit.
That's what I'm saying. What do they even care about being in a basket, bro?
That's why they would like a candle, because that's like something that's just like, alright, nice, a candle.
Well, DAPT's already got them candles.
Yeah, I don't know if he has 14
We can just run with it.
We can get a few
I'm not paying $10 for a candle, I'll tell you that much.
Handle for $10, how do I tell you?
Where?
Everywhere.
No, these are $14 for free.
Alright, let's try and get small candles, but those are ass.
How are these ass?
You're rich, you understand.
If someone gave you some bullshit, you're not going to be like,
oh yeah, I'm going to keep this, you can just come out, whatever.
Yeah, well, I'm also not somebody who needs a basket at my door to want someone to live in my fucking neighborhood
You could get that where do you guys get them a picture frame and it's a picture of all the poor guys
What do you do you might like a bottle of wine that see that's a great shout
Let's go. Let's go to the wine section. I don't have my ID
I doubt they accept pictures.
Wine is such a good drink.
you
you
you
you
you
We're trying to get a couple dives in these and then do we get a cookie container or do
we put them in a zip lock bag?
Got to get some cookie containers.
Wait, what?
No, those ones, those ones I've had those for, those are too thin and too crispy for them
to even feel homemade.
Trust me.
Get some more bags.
bags?
I don't need a bag for production.
No, we might get hungry.
Oh, that's fact.
There we go.
Okay.
We need a cookie container.
We need something.
Do you think we need some filling to put in the basket?
Like some, you know what I mean?
No.
No?
That's OD.
All right, come on.
All right, come on.
All right, come on.
All right, come on.
All right, come on.
All right, come on.
All right, come on.
All right, come on.
All right, come on.
All right, come on.
All right, come on.
All right, Chad, what else?
Moonshade, he had to keep bought cards.
Well, maybe we could get some cards, too.
I think we could write some letters.
Whoa.
Chad, what else?
You're saying we have no bit rate?
Yeah, but there's no service in here.
How's my phone good though?
You're on the walk bar.
No, I'm not.
You had a bit rate after me.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Should we get a, each like a glass of like Saratoga water or is that, like the one that they care?
Not a water, everyone has water.
We want to give them something like that, not everyone always has.
Hold on, where's the wine section?
Right here.
Like bro, if we get ever like, okay, like right here, like there's like a $10 bottle of wine.
It's $10 a lot for one.
And what about these $20 ones up here?
Okay, but I'm not buying, I'm not spending a thousand dollars.
It's worth it, it's an investment.
No, it's not an investment.
No, it's not.
Because we're going to be up on out of there anyways.
We're just kidding, we're being nice neighbors.
It's not an investment.
$20 wine?
I'm not a library you have to understand these people live in mega mansions in Calabasas the wine they drink is probably like
$300 a bottle. You're right. Like wine is just not the one. Yeah, oh
I have an idea. Hmm. There's some tap caps in there. I'm down to that. But yeah, yeah for the kids. Yeah
Because sure like at least some of their kids watch you
They're a little hashtag I
Oh my gosh, shoot!
This is what we were looking for, Loki.
No cookies at all?
Oh man, those cookies were good, though.
We could just rock with the cookies we have.
But imagine we just get some of these?
Well, yeah, maybe that's a variation.
A little variation.
Get them each a cookie jar.
Like, I don't know what y'all think this is, bro.
Okay, are these better or the cookies I got?
Okay, these don't look homemade.
These look too perfect.
You know what I mean?
They're all like these, though.
Like the bigger cookies look, yeah, like these look legit.
He was way more legit than he was.
Oh, my God.
Should we catch him out to see the taste?
We got them candles. Yeah, we got them candles.
Oh, so sorry.
Okay.
I'll get out of your way.
Just a fucking piece of shit, loser.
Is it anybody's fault?
I
Can't walk him back in Jesus
This looks homemade bro, bro, it's a pan of hot cinnamon rolls
Hear me out we literally just put a little tin foil over each one. Oh my god
Make sure the one I open stays in there though.
Chat's saying no.
I feel like the Robin and Tenfold legitimize it.
Yeah and they come in like Tenfold.
Alright, the one I do open is still in.
There are three?
Oh we need twelve of these?
Well no, no, no.
You can even buy two each.
Well, no, no, no, you can't even buy two each.
What's up, man? How you doing?
Oh, for real? Thank you, bro.
Can I get another picture?
Of course, right now. Let's do it.
They're like two each of school, you know?
Yeah, but they come in a container.
We can take them out of the container.
But then what do we wrap them in tinfoil with?
What do you mean?
We just put tinfoil.
No, we put tinfoil over the container,
so it looks like we baked them.
We could buy smaller containers.
That would be cheaper than my 14 of these, you know?
How about their families, Drew?
Alright, sure, then. Let's get 14 sandboxes.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
We're gonna have enough?
Eight, nine, ten, eleven.
Why are we in so many neighborhoods?
Twelve, thirteen.
Fuck it, someone's getting a little special.
Someone's getting a cheese Danish.
Probably because there's someone getting a cheese Danish.
Alright, I'll give him a raspberry Danish.
That's better, that's better.
I think that's for sure.
Okay.
What else? What else?
I'm zooming.
$8 dollar flower bouquet?
Mmm, it's flowers too.
Oh no, I don't want flowers.
You don't think you put flowers in?
You're not asking them out on a fucking date.
What? It doesn't matter?
Oh wait, I think they would like these.
oil brownies get them a little plant I think we got to get them something useful
like for their house
what is something that you use in your daily life that you're like damn everyone needs one of these
Gordash? Gordash get cars. No bro. What do you mean that bro that's so
God's here. Yeah, maybe for us. Oh, I guarantee they go nuts. If not, we're putting them on low key,
like a little blanket or like a hand towel or something.
They already come in tinfoil. Just get in for we need to get tinfoil. We need to wrap. That's it.
Ooh, little hand soap.
Ooh, that's that, that's valid.
Where can I get that at though?
Um, should we throw in a little dish towel?
I don't know you cook out of these blankets but these are 30 each
The hands up of five in one of these eyes which one you think
Could get them all a little thing of toothpaste
Excuse me, sir, where would this hand soap be at? Yes
Okay, thank you.
Ooh, we're cooking some, we've got some mugs, everyone wants a little mug.
Some cuffs some mugs everyone loves a little mug
Well, I'm not gonna lie if I opened my door and there was a gift basket from a neighbor and they put a mug in it
I'm smashing it across their head bro. That's some lame shit
Oh, thank you so much
Thank you sir
Hold on place
We got one that looks nice. What do you mean? Not this isn't good
Is it my is a myra's a nicer brand is a nicer brand chat on my ears or no
Myers are nicer brain than soft soap what's up, bro? Yeah, I got you man. Let's do it
We have it right now. I know
Yeah
Thank you, bro. Nice to meet you, bro
Okay
So you want to get my ears hand soap. I've never even heard of my ears. I don't know if that burns nicer
But I feel like it is
Get them a bar of soap, but that's some freaky shit
This is better bro. All right, you want to get four I think this is cool
These look nice. Let's get these. Yeah, that's about it. They look cool
Neighbors about be fucking hyped you wish you were our neighbor
All right, and then we need tinfoil and then we'll think we're good, right?
I don't even know how many I got.
Fuck, I think you're at six.
Hell, no, I'm not at six.
You think you're at less or more?
That's like ten, I think.
One, two, three, four, and then we'll see what we're left.
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
You
There's three
4, 5, 6, 7,
Try a double check and I'll be actually at 14.
It's not like 15, 8, 9, 10,
11, 12, 13, 14, 14, 14 pull floats.
Bro, that's enough stuff for a fucking basket, bro.
I'm actually about to drop a thousand dollars on this.
Why are you lacy?
All right.
Do you want to get tinfoil?
Yes.
All right, that's probably the left side of the map, you know?
We're going the wrong way.
Tinfoil would not be that way.
I'm rotating. I'm rotating. I'm rotating.
8 10. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Charlie might like over here, but it's not any type of brick.
I'm just starting to believe.
I guess that's all fitting in those little baskets.
Found it.
Found it, thank you.
I don't even see A10.
Well, we definitely passed it, there's no way to go in here.
No, A36.
A10.
This way.
There's no way to close the window.
Hello, everybody. How you doing on the side of your cell?
It was amazing
Plastic wrap or tin foil?
What's better tin foil or plastic wrap? Definitely tin foil. It looks more homemade
30 square feet. I don't know measurements. Yeah, of course. Yes, no problem.
Oh, it's okay.
Where's Yana? Yana, she's doing some Yana stuff. She's always busy. But I'm gonna see
here in six days. Yeah, we're going to
Shremer University. Oh, you're right, you're right.
It's gonna be fun. Nice to meet you guys.
Have a good one. Oh, see, these are six
dollars. These are as much as that
cinnamon's counting by themselves.
True. All right, fuck you. You think,
you think for, uh... Bro, we found you.
I thought you'd get to take care of this.
Check it three in case, three in case.
All right, here. Okay, I think we have
everything.
Oh
table when I have one hand I should get these kids to help us
no no no I mean
it's a full car I think we're gonna have to self-check out your
I don't know, it's like 10 items. We have kind of each item.
Bro, let's take something.
I'm in line.
Stop pulling the snacks, bro.
I think I spent more money on buying my son like you snacks than I spent on everything else for the neighbors.
Cap.
It's despicable is what it is absolutely despicable we're gonna be here for sorry
Well we can do some trunk out but look at the lawn
Cause I don't think you're allowed to do this in a house
I'm not getting gift cards. I just spent probably like over a thousand dollars
Why not maybe because maybe because I just spent a thousand dollars on gift baskets
I don't know. I got baskets. I got homemade sweets pool floaties
homemade cookies candles like I have so much stuff
Go chill.
Thank you so much.
Oh yeah, bags please.
Could bag them, could basket them. Not a bad shout.
No, we should be at home.
How can I help you?
You can't, you're the savior.
I can help.
Chad, that's what I'd be doing if I wasn't fucking telling them.
I wasn't finished telling them what to wear, brother.
W Drew worker people.
Drew, you know you couldn't actually wear it.
No, because I don't really know exactly how much of everything is.
Fair enough, Drew.
Okay, let me try to come help over here.
Dude, you can't help. You can't even reach the conveyor belt.
Yes, I can.
You want to do this instead of me no you do it, but I can help I do it right here you hold the camera
That's what will help it would
Yeah, I'm not gonna job
Turn your warning don't say that work don't say job
Go how much you think it's gonna be
Yeah.
So, I'm gonna be honest,
do we need these bitch ass earrings?
Yes, even my girlfriend.
It's true, they're eight dollars.
Okay, well the price doesn't matter.
It just matters how they look and how,
and what she likes it.
All right, bro.
And she, there are the rings.
She wears, uh, flares and target flares in the rings.
You want?
No, no, no, I'm just trying to get it back there.
Uh, you can put it right in the middle.
There we go, bro.
You're doing your job, buddy.
Yo, guys, I'm not getting milk.
Oh, we did forget the milk.
Well, too late. We're already at checkout.
Yeah, but I was ordered for milk.
Ooh, there is one more thing we need.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
Yeah, she is your little ass kid.
I don't see what it's heading on.
We've got to save up for Trekkie T's.
Well, we're not going with Trekkie T's.
Yes, we are.
We're not going to have time to make baskets and go to Trekkie T's.
I'm not making baskets.
Alright.
You are.
While you go, just catch and you'll be teain' it.
You realize your house is on the line too, right?
I know.
Yeah, so you better get to writin'.
My name's not on the lease.
Does it matter? You're still gonna have nowhere to leave.
When you look up the house, your face pops up.
You better get to writin'.
Your face pops up that night.
It's a little bit left here.
A little.
There's so much.
That price is looking crazy.
No, it's way less than I expected.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
Okay, for everyone behind you, send me a send.
Good.
Dude, what is this weak ass basket, bro?
What are you going to put in here?
Who's getting that basket?
Someone!
Oh, no phone number, no.
Thank you.
Oh, wow.
$449.
$449.
Thank you so much.
Have a great day.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Whoo!
This is me.
Whoa!
This is me.
This is me.
Woo, they see me rollin', they hatein'.
Dude, this is fuckin' dry, man.
Wow!
I'm gonna lower the ice, though.
Dude, I can't-
Ahhhhh!
Hey, you look like Timmy, bro.
Who?
Timmy.
Who's Timmy?
I don't know how you're gonna die it, bro.
What do you mean?
I thought you were gonna die it.
I am gonna die it.
You're good, bro?
Yes, I am.
Oh, look out!
That's a diet bro I have to give stuff
The car is locked.
No, it's not.
No.
Daddy bought some cookies for himself. No, I didn't.
Why do they call me Timmy?
Who's Timmy?
I don't know. That sounds familiar though.
I just don't know from what.
What's up, man? How you doing?
Good.
Uh, a lot. Nothing good, honestly.
What happened?
Just got out of surgery.
Yeah, that's why I'm in a wheelchair.
I tore my ankle tendon.
What are you doing, man?
I was trying out for the G-League basketball team for the Lakers.
Yeah.
You make it?
Nah, nah. Unfortunately, not. I didn't, man.
Well, I know that's what I'm playing next time.
I'll put your truck, man.
Thank you, bro.
I forget
Of course bro nice to meet you guys
But yeah, what is Timmy
Do I know what what?
Yo, yo M3 I'm not telling us 16 year old how big Marlins dick is I've never seen it, bro
I've never seen I've never seen it
Are you going to stream right now?
I'm actually going to stream right now.
Hey, Kassad, please let me stream right now.
I appreciate it.
Generally, you decline me, but you're going to stream right now.
He said, he said, alright, it's his lucky day.
What's his name?
I'm just working on camera.
I didn't say shit.
Andre, didn't say shit.
Andre, it's your in-streamer.
Congrats.
It's your in-streamer.
Fuckin' Jinzo.
Big Jeff.
Nice to meet you guys.
Ready?
Yes, I found the house.
Well, we gotta put your wheelchair away.
I know, it's 5-4 over here.
I have to cart away before the carton arc gets us.
Hold on, I don't want to be a lazy bone.
Alright, fine. I'll be a lazy bone.
I don't want to be a lazy bone.
Where are you going?
Did you forget?
What?
Take care of that windshield.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Take care of that windshield.
What?
What happened?
You want a ticket?
I told you!
I've literally told you, bro.
Is it in?
Yeah.
Party's dead, that's not fair.
Is dead, that's not fair.
Is dead, that's not fair.
Is dead, that's not fair.
Is dead, that's not fair.
I have a, I have a, I have a wheelchair
and I get a ticket for parking at a handicapped spot.
I'm handicapped, I have to get surgery.
How do I get a ticket for parking?
Yo, I can't. This- this state is fucked up. This state is corrupt!
$250 fine.
So- so instead of spending $200, that's already we spent $700.
So I get a $250 fine for parking in a handicapped spot when I'm handicapped.
How does that even work?
That's right. I told you, Brad.
How does that even work?
No one knows.
Brother I rolled up in a wheelchair
Well, it's actually so this that's actually so dumb
So you're telling me I have to park far away from a store and then and then wheel my wheelchair all the way
I'm just gonna have a sticker
There's people who park in handicap spots that aren't actually handicap
I physically can't move my leg and I park in any case on I get a ticket
Where's their sticker?
Where's their sticker?
Huh?
Where's their sticker?
They're parked in a no parking zone.
I don't see a ticket on their car.
Makes a lot of sense.
Makes a lot of sense.
Look at them.
Parked in a no parking handicap zone.
No ticket on their car.
Give a ticket to someone who's actually handicapped at the moment. Love it. Love it. Oh
They have a sticker
We go turkey cheese
I'm taking a picture of their license plate. I'm sending it send it in
I'm gonna park in a handicapped spot bet
Yeah, I got a picture of their license plate, and I'm sending it in they want to give me a fucking handicap ticket
They want to get I don't go fuck
They want to give me a ticket when I actually am in a wheelchair right now and not the person who's parked in a handicap spot
That doesn't have it. It doesn't have a sticker. Nice, bro. Nice great great fucking laws great fucking laws
I don't care if I'm a snitch. I don't care. You're right. I am a snitch
I am a goddamn snitch
No, because now I'm a driver on the parking lot and I'm gonna find everybody parked in a handicap spot
And I'm gonna take a picture of their license plate and I'm gonna send it into the state of California. Watch this
You want to play these games? Watch this
But I don't care about McCarran. I don't give a flying fuck. I don't go flying fuck
Lucky no one's parked there.
I dare you to let me find somebody else in the handicapped spot without a sticker.
I dare you to let me.
I dare you to let me.
I'm driving around this entire parking lot and I'm finding all the handicapped spots.
I don't give a fuck.
I dare you to let me find somebody else in the handicapped spot.
a picture of their license plate, set it into the LAPD Railway.
Oh!
Oh!
Who's that?
Oh, who's that?
Where?
They have a handicapped sticker.
Where?
Where?
Uh, the new part right there?
No, all these ones.
They better pray to God they all have handicapped stickers.
Oh, handicapped stickers.
I'm taking pictures of their license plate.
Yep, no handicapped sticker.
Nope, congratulations buddy.
You're going to LAPD.
Yep, taking a picture.
Thank you, there's one.
Oh, this one right here too.
Parking only handicapped.
Don't see a sticker.
There you go.
There's two.
Thank you very much.
Oh, back in that truck over there.
See that truck over there?
In a handicapped spot, doesn't have a sticker.
And number three, thank you very much.
Yep, yep, I'm reporting all of you.
You guys aren't actually handicapped.
I am and I get a ticket, but none of you do.
Nice.
No, I don't care. It's actually bullshit. I get a ticket when I actually am in a
wheelchair, but all these people in the same parking lot with no stickers don't
get anything.
And suddenly I don't even want to check in shoes anymore. I don't even want to go
check your sheets we're my holiday I did I saw you want to go check your sheets
we're my entire day
I think they have one I see everyone oh they have one too okay
You getting trouble for filming in Chuck E. Shee's
cheese?
Do you ever have Chuck E. Cheese pizza?
It's so good.
Can you pour that Chuck E. Cheese?
Oh my god, you dead ass can do it as Chuck E. Cheese pizza
I'm doing action one
I'm doing action one
Cheese pizza stuff crust
Love it love it
I feel like I was going there and get it no
Chances a little cheat day on my diet, okay?
One cheat day never hurt nobody.
Oh, that's a curb.
Saying caring is a slur towards women?
Why don't you go fuck yourself?
Go fuck yourself.
That's facts.
So, if you call someone a caring, that's a slur towards women.
I gotta stop eating.
I gotta stop just eating everything in my path.
Sure, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
How come all the most recent songs in my Tesla are...
never die so you are sad
It's not true
I don't wanna try to cut people to talk to
And it's not true
I don't even got the pieces that argue
So I got a little mind
I find a lot of reasons to find
I got a lot of reasons to try
For the good I put my pride to the side
Jed, this is my friend Justin
He sings this song
It's my boy
Wuuu, ya-ya-ya-ya
He-checkin'
He-checkin'
He-checkin'
And I'm
S-wee-e-racein'
S-wee-e-racein'
And I am
S-wee-e-racein'
And I'm
S-wee-e-racein'
Yes, yes!
S-wee-e-racein'
And I'm
you
you
you
you
you
It's got to be Drake, it's got to be Drake.
Yeah
Literally talk to one phone
Literally
Okay
Second most coolest person I ever met was
No, no, honestly
I'd say LeBron
Oh, you don't even know the story. I was off-stream
I came to legitify it because you haven't told me it off-stream. I haven't told anybody. I haven't told anybody the story
I haven't heard about it. So that means it's true.
Well, no, I just I was I was with Darla somewhere and I haven't but I haven't told anybody
I didn't tell me to talk about it
I guess I guess if you met LeBron, you wouldn't be fucking both seeing that in the first second.
Well, I don't want to sound like a weirdo.
No, no, no.
Alright, you want me to tell you what happened?
We were at an event, it was like, not like an actual event, it was like...
It was an event, and LeBron was there, there was also another rapper performing,
but LeBron came and I was in the event literally just sitting at a dinner table,
and I feel like tap on my shoulder.
So retarded.
I'm not gonna...
So retarded.
Listen, can you let me talk?
Alright, it was in Saudi.
And
Listen, can you let can you let me talk? No not in the place
Anyways, I was at an event sit down a dinner table and I'm eating my food
And it's like this big event a lot of celebrities there. I feel a tap on my shoulder. I'm like who's that turn around
That's a man
I didn't recognize him at first. There's rich Paul and he was like hey
I have someone who wants to meet you. He's a big fan of your content and I was like, okay
I was like, okay, who could this be I walk over they take me into this little private room
was like a red curtain that's like blocking it off there's like two security at the front I walk in
and it's literally just LeBron out of tape by himself and he goes yo Lacey didn't want to make
a scene but I'm a big fan of your streams the family loves you we always throw you on a tv before
bed when you're streaming and he was like just wanted to say hi introduce myself I'm LeBron
and I was like wow this is crazy like LeBron James wants to meet me so I came
went over shook his hand we had a glass of wine and just like talk for like 10
minutes
LeBron won't even talk to the trade team because he's gonna trade
he's taking you into a private group and talking to you
he did he literally did what do I have to lie about this because you lie in
everybody and what do I have to lie why would I lie about this
You know I met Curry too?
Drew?
Why did you meet Curry bro?
So I got invited.
So you don't even know this because I don't talk about this shit.
You wouldn't tell me.
No I wouldn't.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Only I'm a big fan of it and then um, she's like let's keep it on the low
But I want you to feature on my upcoming album
What do I gain from lying?
See, the thing is, is you guys don't know that I'm lying about one.
I'll tell you one thing.
One of the stories I just told is true.
One of them.
Which one but one of them is true? It's the Steph Curry one.
I did! And Steph Curry told me that he modeled his game after me.
What?
There's no one there anymore.
Yeah, how does that work, Chad, if you, if you, Chad, if you live, if you rent from an
HOA, like you can get evicted, but if you buy a house, can they kick you out?
Even if you buy the house.
So then what, they can just take your money?
Like, you know what I mean?
You're probably just forced to sell it.
You're probably asking for sure what you have to be out with in the next, say, six months.
So you'll take something.
Sir, tell me if I bought this house right here for $20 million,
the HOA could tell me, oh, we don't, you can't live here anymore, even though I own the property.
But I own the property, I own it.
How can they tell me I can't live in my property?
I don't get that.
It's such a bullshit.
This state sucks for that.
No, this state sucks.
If I buy a property, I should not be able to.
What do you think, dude? Probably gapped.
That's a scam! It's so dumb!
They don't live in an HOA!
Isn't every place an HOA?
No!
Oh, really?
Are you living in a regular ass town?
Can you get my wheelie shirt?
Yeah. Let's go wheels.
just go get it
You know how depressing it is to think in my head that the next time I'm going to be
able to walk is probably two over two months from now?
You know what, you're gonna be able to walk, like, like for real, not like a retailer.
What?
You're gonna actually be able to walk.
Oh, I won't!
Oh, here we go, bro!
You're gonna fucking make me go!
Huh?
You're gonna make me go!
I don't!
Yo, maybe.
Alright.
Oh, him?
I don't care.
You're like asking how old?
Oh, all the time.
Like, are we talking to each other?
Yeah.
No, every day.
Yeah, I don't know who you can see.
You guys are doing this.
You guys are fingering his belly button with that one.
He's like not ready for it.
He fingers my belly button.
I'm going to finger his ass.
Can you do me a favor and grab that?
Of course.
You're going to grab my asshole?
You can't.
You can't even touch me.
OK, well, I'm fully healthy three months from now.
I'm gonna I'm gonna finger your asshole
Wait till the right moment. I'm still faster than you wait to your sleep. Oh, it's your asleep
This is this is an ass one right this is an ass. I can't hear me better when he goes
There is no better than that. Well, no, there is but is it gonna be that you happen doing six different jobs?
Yeah, well, guess what when I asked them Pedro?
No, let me get an assistant so you don't have six of your jobs. He got mad
Did it come with a pay cut of course
Listen, it's crazy with it with this wheelchair is very accessible. It's light
It's easy to move around if we got a fucking 200 pound wheelchair
Who's putting it in the back of the truck and not me not an assistant
Maybe you maybe you but no, okay
I was with something in a depth live with somebody who was in a wheelchair
Okay, I'm
Like I so I'm familiar like I said this is way more convenient. There are multiple of these
Yeah, or just even more responsive like there's an input delay
No, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be in that for three months. I need a good one is wrong with this one
You're why do you care? You're not the one in eight? I'm the one in it
My thing is you know what I like the only control I just don't see what's wrong with it
Can I just get closer to what any doesn't matter it doesn't matter okay?
It doesn't matter like my thing is you'd be picking you confuse me on the hills that you're like trying to die on our fight for
We just drove around for an hour not one complain about the wheelchair
But as soon as soon as I bring it in here you start complaining about it. I told me off stream last night. I
I said Drew can we get a better wheelchair? He said I'm not getting a better wheelchair. What do you mean?
He said I need a faster wheelchair. Go in a straight line see how fast
Not even faster in terms of like topics
How the reason why would you why would you need to go any faster than this?
This like faster as in like just all around speed short, but also what he's talking about like it takes a minute to turn around
Like this is my point is
All I'm saying
All I'm saying is
Fuck um
all
You gotta get a better or you gotta find a better wheelchair. Sure, but I don't I don't want to get this big ass
Nice one, and then what when we go to the airport with it and and they say you can't bring this on a plane
He starts crying about it. I'm like I told you so well
Good. Yes. I usually got to read the reviews and they should have when you read the product description
It should be able to tell you hey
He said they don't allow motorized wheelchairs. Yes on a plane. Oh the big fucking motorized ones
That you are not going to be brought on a plane, bro. When have you seen anyone bring those on?
Everyone that gets onto the plane has a regular ass wheelchair
This is not true
So you go to every flight and watch every person
It's a yes
You can bring a motorized wheelchair on a plane and the airline must transport it free of charge
And you are usually allowed to use it all the way up to the aircraft door game checking world then be stored in cargo hold
The most critical part of flying with a power chair is the battery, as FFA and TSA regulations are strict about fire safety.
Lithium ion batteries are highly regulated, sealed SLA gel batteries are generally allowed to remain attached to the wheelchair.
Please arrive at least three hours early.
No, they say about at least three hours early.
I just say, here's the thing, Jerm, I think that you are incredible.
incredible. I told you this, we have had multiple off-stream conversations where I think that you are...
Yep, I'm not sure what you're doing. More hands, more hands, yep, okay. But it's just like dealing
with talent, because Lacey, like I actually retract saying that he's impossible to work for, it's way
more difficult to work for I don't want to sound sexist but like I've worked
with two women that made over 20 million a year on the internet they I'm not
what it feels like when women are criticizing them you get up you get a
PMS sing you catch it bad period area and I'm not just saying that period was
anything it's just everybody's like that I know I don't think I know I know men
I know men that are bigger divas than women that are bigger on the internet
You're saying like nobody in core is making anywhere close to that. You know saying nobody in core is making
First-round draft pick quarterback money. How much did they make?
First contract well, they're getting a north of 20 million instant deposit
After tax to her by pre
I'd say signing bonus now for a top first-round quarterback top 15 pick
I just after taxes because taxes taking 40% minimum like Lacey gang 15 to 20 million
Even if they try to be a bus
That's yeah, you're good. That's guaranteed. The contract is fully guaranteed. So it's like
You know and you're so young and you made it awful
You know what I mean?
You made it off of like Lotto numbers to get to this because it you like you ladies gilly like you guys have
insane. I think Lace is the craziest story. You guys have crazy arcs to get here.
And then to pick to fight with him over a wheelchair. It's just... It's a waste of your time.
It's a waste of your time. It's a waste of money. You're not the best leader.
I'm the best leader. I'm a great leader. The self-awareness is non-existent.
Here's things you see me troll on stream about shit. But off stream. We have more
interactions off stream. And think about who is the leader of this shit.
Really like who is it that yeah, who am I closest with who you're saying it that you don't think that I get scouting ports
Or here what's going on or that just so I'm saying you have a solid scouting report
I mean any report you have a solid scouting report as like you know a decent reliable talent
Could you be but look at the look at how sometimes unreliable and a little bit dysfunctional poor can be
So that's just you are the very story
It's the same one as you being the better choice of the top 10 fat motherfuckers.
I'm just saying because the level of... Just like you were a starter at your high
school at Mercyhurst because you guys were ass.
No. I disagree. Because here's the thing.
Anything I've always put my mind to and focused on, I've been one of the best in that.
So you're aligned to your community every time that you tweet that you're
going to get in shape. But you said you put your mind to it. You're locked in.
But you are present. You're acting as if you are. You're literally stealing
engagement to act as if you are locked in. No, you're moving the goalpost.
You're moving the goalpost. If I actually put my full effort in mind to
working out in my body, I would have a top body in the world. There's... I think it's
easier to like make 150 grand a year than it is, that might sound a little
ignorant, but whatever, then it is to get a six-pack. It is easier for
somebody north of the age of 26 27 to get a hundred, let's say 20k, I think it's
I personally think that it's easier than that. To get a six-pack? To get a full on
six-pack, like to be cut up. Yeah. Like that's just me so it's like you're
saying that if that is it's really hard to get into great shape and you've never done
it how old are you 22 23 I don't want to so you said since you've been fat since
you were you've been a fat little piece of shit since you were okay it's a fat little
piece of shit since you were six years or sixth grade you said yeah I'm not
6th grade? And how old were you in 6th grade? You're 9? 10? Yeah 10. So 10 to 23
says 13 years. So 13 times 365. Okay for 4,745 consecutive days you've been a
fat piece of shit. 4,700 days in a row consecutively you have been a fucking
fat slot. So what does this have to do with me getting a new wheelchair?
Because you keep on saying it. No, no. It's about... This is my next point. So you
say, if I put my mind to it, that if is like not ever is to you. Yeah. Because
you've almost drawn... You're about to hit 5,000 days of being... I don't have the time to do that.
Okay, okay. I have to work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, anyway, um,
now I have a self-assessment question. You can't give Drew, I'll ask you first. Be completely
realistic. What would you rate yourself as a boss slash leader to employees or people you work with?
and you only have Drew and Russell.
Not only, that's a good, first off.
I have Drew, Russell, I have a whole PR team,
I have a manager, I have YouTube editors.
Who's your manager?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Oh, that was an agent.
Not as a manager.
Okay, tough.
Yeah.
So, you have, is that, how many people
are you playing a flat rate at, too?
Not what, not eat what they kill?
3 people.
Yeah, 3 people.
Okay, so...
So, PR is different.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I'm putting that in a separate...
So, just drew a muscle.
How... don't say anything, Drew.
Exercise restraint.
Pick your battles.
What would you rate yourself personally?
Like, what is something that you think you do well?
Give yourself a grade.
leader, as you know what I mean, who has two employees, who's, you know, you're
responsible for their, they rely on you for their income. Do you understand? That's a
huge responsibility. Yeah. It's a privilege also. What would you rate yourself? Give
yourself a letter grade. What? A minus or no, a letter grade with a minus on it. Then
tell me what you think you do well and what you think you do poorly. And if at
any point in time you have to go and do something, we can pick this conversation
up later. A-minus. Oh my gosh. Okay. Yep. Okay, go ahead.
I'm serious. Yeah. Okay. A-minus. Maybe, honestly, maybe even A-plus. Okay. Now, now, I have to,
let me open up chat. I'm an A-plus boss. Hold on. Let me get the chat. Maybe even an A-minus.
I mean, I'd say, I'd say I might be an A-plus boss. The chat, you can't go off the chat.
The chat doesn't know what kind of boss I am. No, I'm just... As they only see what
they see on stream, which is this is sure majority 99.9 percent rules. So the chat
has no actual idea how what kind of boss I am. Yeah. So they also I also have had
multiple conversations with Drew. I have I think it's fate-safe to say we've had
north of six real conversations that are primarily focused on like work,
dynamic, culture, right? Yeah. Never negative, never negative. I'm a great boss.
I'm the only one in here with actual real corporate executive experience.
I think working for you and true making what he's making is infinitely better than corporate
and he got into it way younger.
He also like if you're looking at a okay but what's something that you do what do you do
well and what do you do for you?
That's the main part of the question not you barbing between grades.
So the thing is I was on my head.
I can't think what have you said.
What do you do well?
You compensate competitively.
You pay your employees a competitive rate.
It'd be hard for somebody to come and poke a dream
from you strictly based off of financials.
Yeah, 100%.
Okay, so that's something that you do well.
You come work for Lacey, you're gonna get paid well.
Yeah.
Okay, so there we go.
They're saying that you do well.
You know?
We do, yes.
So Drew also does multiple jobs.
Yes.
More than, there's not a cameraman here
that does more than Drew.
Fact, that's a fact.
Not a cameraman, no.
But to be fair, on that end, I have tried to take stress off of Drew's job.
I've tried to hire an assistant, he didn't want me to be on that.
And what I'm saying is, if I was Drew, the way that it's justifiable for him to get
frustrated, if some of the stress is from lack of communication or organization.
Do you have a say?
Because then it's like, these are things, when you guys live so close to each other.
Okay, now I would say that I'm not organized, but that's part of the job.
job though. That's no way that you're not gonna be doing that. That's way to your old
being. If you're saying, hey, would you want them to be super organized? They know
exactly what's going on and not have dead time or wasted energy or stress and
make this amount or would you rather make this amount and deal with the stress? I'm
gonna pick the stress. I'm gonna pick the stress. Do you know what I'm saying? Especially
about his droves age. Maybe now that I'm a little bit older, I find myself not going
through. Yeah, but it's not gonna be a lot of stress though. Like maybe he has to like
cancel a flight. How about a good example, the other day we played in a World Cup,
lots of traveling. I think I booked 30 flights, had to figure like that was like
stressful for me in my opinion. I mean sure, but that's not... It's also the
type of, it's KYP, know your personnel. But you and Russell had to book 30 flights.
No, I booked 30 flights. It wasn't 30. It was, it was probably like 20, at least 20.
I'd be shocked if it was 20.
I'd be shocked if it was 22.
It was probably around 10.
It was probably like 12 to 16.
Yes.
But I'm just saying though, it's one then when you,
I'm an exaggerator.
We're from Jersey.
We are, we're, everybody in our state exaggerates.
When you exaggerate, I've booked 30 flights.
This is stressful.
You give him, was it stressful?
Even booking 12 flights is a nightmare.
I, when we went to Colorado,
I rebooked me, Gillian, at that flight,
Four times a piece
Now the whole trip it is an awful it is awful and stressful
But even for something like him having to book 12 flights. I have a
What is it? What is it called a travel agent?
No, but but the thing is I've used the trial. I've used the travel agent. He's my friend. He's a very nice guy
Do it you're going through him is way more stressful because I have to text him
You know, this is what I want all the in now
Now he text me you want this one or this one then I send him this one now
He's ascending the plane the middle man is awful awful. I'd much rather just poke it by myself get it done
I hear you. I don't I don't get like how is this first one for 12 flights? That's not stressful. Yeah, easy
I gotta see what time the the World Cup game. Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm just saying I'm just saying it's
Even was again picking the things that you pick confuse me a little bit. You know what I'm saying like
I don't know, that was just something I came up with.
But I'm just saying, even when, think about this,
you lose leverage with your, you know, boss and friend,
which is a unique dynamic, a lot of people
can't do that well, you know what I mean, like,
and when you were like, I booked 30 flights,
you give him an opportunity, easily counter,
it wasn't 30.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I'm just saying, more than any person
should normally be booking a amount of flights.
But you get paid more than any normal person.
Yeah, exactly.
And I have tried to put the opportunity out there
to get someone to book the flights,
to get someone to do some of the things that he does.
I was explaining about booking the flights.
I was just saying it was stressful
trying to make sure everything was on schedule.
And then it's also like,
I don't think that Lacey needs an in-person assistant
because you live right next door.
You know what I'm saying?
I think that he needs a remote assistant.
You know what I'm saying, huh?
What's that, remote?
Isn't that remote just right here?
No, remote is you don't see them in person.
I thought remote, man, it was in the room with you
because when you go to a get a remote, it's in your room.
That, yeah.
Sure, sure.
P.A. public, oh, you went to private school too.
You guys paid for that.
Yeah, it was a bad investment.
But yeah, I think it's like,
what is the most disorganized part of working with Lacey?
Is it the day to day?
You don't wake up and you don't know what you're doing?
I feel like he decently...
I play pretty no no it's it's just the stuff that's so last-minute like Lacey will text putting out fires
Lacey was at 11 a.m. In the morning me and Russell. What can I do today? And then we send a whole list of things doesn't respond
Did anything get done?
Listen we had a full week. We could have texted on Monday
That's not even aimed at you as well as that's my creative director
So we're asking Russell looking at like anything. Yeah, but we all collectively think of idea
It's just his job to like do it.
Like go get the stuff.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, and that's also like.
But there's also, that's also a bad example
because there's some days where I don't want to stream
with the plan.
I just want to go live and do whatever.
That's part of the talent of being a streamer.
Yeah.
Post production and live is that a lot of people
that do post watching are not talented enough
to entertain live.
If I went live every day with the step by step plan
from Junior Russell, then I feel like my stream
is going to be terrible.
Well, I mean even when Adept and I did stuff creatively
or we can ghillie and adapt state and go over stuff,
it's, you know, you create people know to create a structure
that gives you the opportunity to rig it
and be, yeah, for sure, the moment type of thing.
Like, I don't think that Russell is gonna create
a whole outline for you, and it's time stamped
with what you're doing at a specific time.
I'm not saying an outline though,
but let's say you text us the night before.
Some of the ideas we have, we can do
because there's time to order the item or...
Yeah, and now the Sunday doesn't even know
I'm going live the night before let's be real you don't you go live and the way that I've always
streamed the way I've always made my content is more like on the fly like go live figure out
what I'm gonna do while I'm live like that's just how I've always operated yeah I um yeah no I also
that it's like, I mean, getting an assistant in LA is like minimum four grand type of thing.
Like that's too much for, you know what I mean, like there's just a couple, it's just not worth it.
Plus we have Russell, he's not here today.
Russell's great.
Russell is great.
For example, today we went to Target, I would have brought Russell with us because he's disabled
and can't do anything, so I'm pushing the cart and trying to fill him at the same time.
at the same time, I went out the car.
I only went out with a death, I would have had a heart attack.
I just put the camera down and I had to grab the fucking car.
Yeah, these are all, I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
Don't even get me started on my car.
None of that, I have to mind you,
everything, the whole way that you just went on,
it evoked zero sympathy out of me.
Well, no, I was like.
I'm just saying, that's, this is,
cause I have, you know what I mean?
Like, I just don't know if you ever had a job that you hated.
He's never gonna job.
Well, I've only done it for some years.
That's what I'm saying.
I've had a job, I've had a real job.
Where?
Panera bread and Walmart.
Yeah, that's us.
I've had real life jobs.
Whoa!
What?
That's not real life.
That's not real life jobs.
That's not real life jobs.
That's not real life jobs.
That's not real life jobs.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
I don't think you could actually ever work at a British store.
I wouldn't want to, but if I had to, I would.
That's crazy.
Yes, I could.
That's crazy.
Here's the full picture.
the full picture in the way I see it, right?
I do not have to work in college.
His parents are not making him go to work if he was in college.
Okay, so what? I would still have to work eventually.
He's from a, he's from a...
I know where he lives in Jersey.
That town is a nice town.
It's Swedish sugar.
He lives on a...
That's not your line.
That's not your line.
That's not your line.
No, but never...
I don't know.
That's not fair to say, because in like, in sophomore year,
my mom said if you didn't have $1,000 in your bank account before Christmas,
this, you have to apply for a job. And I got that $1,000 and then I did not have to apply
for a job. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't think that Drew should be penalized for being resourceful
to. I think that if I could, if I was adjusting him like a creative character, I would just
turn down the complaining like 20%. Oh, maybe 40. I'm just saying, let me finish what I'm
saying, specifically about doing things that you know I'm saying, somebody would
literally, there is somebody in Lacy's Dugscom that would pay for their own
flight out here and wrestle you to the point of exhaustion for your job. You
know what I mean? Like I didn't want to say that. You don't need to inspire
anybody to come try to hop the gate. But like, yes, you know what I mean? There are
people, so it's like one, the most desired career is content creator. It's not
astronaut it's not NBA player it's not so this means that this is the most
saturated competitive field I think that argument is true but the kid that
will hate them will probably will all hate them they will only be able to
physically and mentally do that for less than a week
The do what do you think?
His position yes
You're that's wrong. Here's where I'll get I'm hired like six people in this that are paid half of what he's making
If you think there's something more doing more I
I came in, bro, when I first got to FaZe,
Pepsi was doing six jobs making way less
than he was making in a hard school.
I was there, I've been in FaZe for six years,
or in corporate, making,
I'm just, I think that Pepsi had less work than Drew.
Right now?
I thought you were saying Pepsi was doing more work.
No, no, Pepsi was doing more work
than he is now for way less money.
So what I'm saying is there's not like,
I love Pepsi, Pepsi's incredible.
Nobody's one of one.
Nobody's one of one.
Pepsi's pretty fucking close.
I hear you, I hear you.
There's also, we have to understand that this is the,
in terms of like the, for the people in the back end
that work with creators, athletes, entertainers,
for you guys specifically for creators,
it's the beginning era of people in the back end.
It's not, you know what I'm saying?
We're just now getting more creators.
So like there's not even like five massive girl creators
that are, you know what I mean?
Like are have the same viewership as men.
It's still a very male dominated space.
Okay, so here's my full consensus is,
my full consensus is, I think that in this job, right?
The job of Drew's job, cameraman assistant,
like sure there's some things that it might be a little-
There's more than cameraman and assistant.
No, I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
all the titles, things he does, it's worth it at the end,
even if there is a little stress,
a little stress here, this hiccup here and there.
Even if it's a lot of stress.
To get paid between 10, $20,000 a month,
also have the opportunity to travel around the world
for fun. 100%.
Also be able to live for like 20% of what's ahead.
You're not even talking about him having to skip
what I think is kind of like the rat race.
And I went to college, you know what I'm saying?
Which is a crewing debt from taking out loans,
Being in college, socializing, hoping to network to get or your major or whatever this job
economy is awful.
Exactly.
Okay.
I don't know.
I went to college.
You didn't shop through the job economy.
Yes, I did.
I didn't either.
Working at Panera in Walmart is like that's a double.
And you ate a double there too, you know what I mean?
You were sure eating those panamanian flatbreads.
No, I wasn't.
I seen the cinnamon bagels.
Yeah, that's even worse.
those yeah cinnamon bagels are amazing but it's like listen I think that finding
somebody like Drew is very difficult because the most difficult thing to find
and people I put on your team is consistency that's why you know when
you have somebody specifically is like no I think there's you're gonna find
someone just like this that'll fight Drew like you know saying I guarantee I
could find a kid that look two or three kids I come in here and do that in a week
in one week's time to do what Drew does.
Are they getting default scale?
I promise you there is not a single kid that you can find that can do Drew's job in two weeks.
There's a lot of people who have to learn how to work the camera, how to work the production.
Guys, there are interns working at Division I programs that are students
that are not getting paid. They're getting credits that are working with this
equipment and more difficult equipment. Though they can't do it. I've worked with
production companies. I've been doing this since 2014. What I'm saying is
grabbing a 18 to 22 year old who is part of the culture who consumes this
stuff organically. The internet is massive. When I left my own...
about it like, oh, every single person on the internet. Yeah, sure. But the type of...
In America, a kid in one to two weeks can be on a flight who's... I'm just saying,
if you cut Drew's, let's just say for numbers purposes, Drew makes 10k, right?
I can find somebody within two weeks that will do the job at about... I'm just
saying, let's just say for numbers purposes, that will do. Is there gonna be a
drop-off from Drew? 100%. When Drew first started, he was... This version of Drew is
There's shitting on the version of Drew that started.
But I'm saying if Lacey went broke or hit a financial thing
and had to slit Drew's throat,
you know what I'm saying?
RIP to broke, I'm just saying,
I'm just saying to cut him, get a fire on him.
And you had to replace a kid that was 30%,
it was gonna be a 30% drop off from Drew.
But it's also gonna be three to four grand max.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like that is possible.
Are you guys think that I'm gonna find somebody
as talented as Locked in who knows Drew?
No, because that takes time.
Nobody has that.
Even somebody who's so parasocial is not going to be able to do it right away.
I don't think there's a soul in that you could pluck out of this chat.
I would never think that it's going to come in and there's going to be no drop-off.
I would never think that.
It's drive straight, bro.
If you would take more than plucking out of the Lacey Ducks chat, then it would be...
That might have been where I reached, is grabbing them from back.
But I see 110k members in there.
No, I don't believe it.
Oh, okay.
You're technically right where it's like, oh, there are students that are learning it, but like, there's also a lot of just bots.
Like, for every one, like, kid who's actually talented, there's like, 10,000 kids who think that they have to know.
Just like, just like...
There's a lot of people that think they can do my job, they can do Drew's job, they can do everyone's job.
A lot of people think, but they don't realize how much extra goes into, like it's not just
pulling a camera, it's not just making sure cables are plugged in, there's a lot more
that's like the little things.
Like I don't get paid because my job's hard, I get paid because I can fix problems that
other people will take 30 minutes to do, I can fix it in two minutes and when you're
doing dealing with live stuff, like two minutes versus 30 minutes is worth thousands of dollars,
like in some cases it's worth tens of thousands of dollars depending on what you're doing.
if there actually is like a good way to take the skills of just like a massive group of people.
But that's also the reason, but one thing about that and the truth behind that is that's one reason why
Faze in now core was and is so successful. And there's some people out there, some groups out there,
some streamers who aren't as successful because they don't have the team that we all have.
We have a very hand-selected group of people that know what they're doing and do it better than almost everyone else.
than almost anyone else.
And nobody here got here without putting in the work.
Everybody, like you could, if I had to pick somebody
who's like, did this mercy, you know what I mean?
It's like, you know, and I said earlier,
I think Lace is the craziest story,
but he didn't necessarily work towards this specific job.
You know what I'm saying?
Another thing people.
The funny thing about that, same it,
is that as everyone who's known the person the long,
like me and that, you like, ladies of the fight,
no one's Rhonda Longas, which is insane to think about.
He has a founder badge, and that's like,
that's for a five six years ago.
Yeah, no, no, that's insane.
That's insane.
But it's not, I'm just saying it's not,
if I was talking about it, it's not insensual.
It wasn't like, it's not done with a man.
That's another thing that's not really replaceable
when you're talking about getting people in there,
is when you are streaming, the dynamic between
The cameraman and the streamer, when there's no one else around,
it's almost like they're part of the stream.
But that also does matter a lot to me.
I know a lot of people that could take the amount of shit that Drew does.
I'm not gonna lie, like people would rip.
People would rip.
Like, listen, if I got talked to the way that Drew gets talked to sometimes,
I would be out.
Well, let me, why do you want to say this?
It's like you made an alt Twitter named Lucy and defends himself.
No, it's not true.
It's not true.
It's not true.
That is true.
That's why Drew made Lucy.
But I will say though, that was one thing that I was going to bring up is what people don't measure and it exists in corporate as well is the social skills being likable is actually sometimes more important than being the best at your job.
Because like, whoa, for example, you never give attitude. You'll be dealing, we just bring out, we just...
Bro, I-
I think our love was a bad idea.
Maybe it's like, you know, straight white male attitude.
You know what I mean?
But it's not, I'm just saying like, me, my girl's Cuban, she has literally been told
by people that have paid her or worked with her, fix your face.
Because you can see on her face when she don't want to do something.
You know what I mean?
That wasn't me.
You, I've never heard of us, and I do be in, you know, a lot of conversations behind
the scenes, I've never heard that talks about, you know, all this back and stuff.
I've never, you know, heard complaints about your dynamic with talent, you know what I mean?
Which is so important.
If a talent does not enjoy being around the person that they have to be around every day,
the quality of the stream is going to be really good.
Here's what I got out of this.
Does anybody in Shaolin take your job?
Yes or no?
How about we swap jobs very well?
You want to be a streamer for a day?
No.
But that's also another thing though.
That's another thing is not wanting.
I'm not sure if Drew does have the,
that's one thing too, not wanting to be sure,
but Drew has the ability,
where he does this pretty almost every night now,
he'll go live when I end, and he'll have 1,000 viewers.
That's a big thing to add on to what he does.
That's massive, that's massive, yeah.
But. When did you start doing that?
I've been telling him that, I've been telling him
to do it for like six months.
Bro, one of the conversations we had,
when we were fucking eating bagels in the morning was,
bro, you need to be making something.
Oh my God, I'd be on Gilly's show.
I also don't think Drew would ever want to be a fool,
no, you know, but it's just a good,
my thing is that if Drew is throwing live
three to four times a week
and he's making X amount of bread,
I think maybe it's more receptive to,
hey, yeah, let's pay 1500 for this remote system
to do this and take that out of me.
And I'm getting, you know what I mean?
Because Lacey has, although he's not paying you directly,
he has facilitated, like Adapt has facilitated
multiple bags for me, where he didn't pay me directly,
but there's different forms of like currents.
I don't want to prioritize knee streaming.
I'm not saying prioritize, I'm not saying prioritize.
If you go live, if you go live, 20 out of 30 days of the month.
That's a lot, that's a lot.
15 out of 30 days of the month after I end,
and you have a thousand viewers for three hours,
how much money is that?
Three hours is a lot.
I'm just saying he's where you're working, you're adding three hours on the shift.
15 days for hours.
I did five hours.
I know, I did five hours the other day with a thousand hour viewers.
I run six minutes ads.
You're fucking making like six to eight?
No.
I don't want to do six minutes ads.
It was like.
If you have 1,000 viewers and you're streaming,
let's just say 60 hours a month.
I get these.
No, I'm just saying from that five hour stream
we're at 1,000 viewers with six minutes ads.
Oh, that's just actually.
Including everything.
Including everything I made like 300 bucks.
Yeah, I'm going to say that's probably like 400 bucks.
That's good though.
That's really good.
Well, my DoorDashR has like actual severe autism.
No.
No.
Let me just use Google Maps and.
No, it doesn't work.
know the Google Maps is wrong. It's wrong. Apple Maps is wrong. No, but he's in the first
gate. He's just sitting there. He told me I can't get a gate won't open. I said you
have to put in the code. He said, yeah, I put in code. I said, there's a second gate.
He said gate won't open. Where's the code? Give me the code card.
You are this thing isn't charging like it's charging
Now but saying somebody trying to provide a service to you autism is kind of crazy
It's kind of crazy
Like you little entitled tubby, bro
Bro tips for dollars 12 $12 dash or two
Okay, that's all
I always tip extra you absolutely somebody in Lacey's position financially should win 100% tip well for somebody providing a service like that
100% why am I tipping $12?
I used to do it, and it's actually really easy so whenever they actually fuck up it's actually I
Feel like there's common sense. Oh, this really is in the house. Let me put it in my math
Sometimes you'll send a photo of like, it's not working and it's like, shows the address
number in the photo and it's just not the right number.
Or the amount of times they go to the wrong gate.
It's like, you could have just read the number.
I tell them the address number is on the thing.
He's claiming that our address isn't a number.
That's what he's saying.
But is he at the top where they get split off?
Yes.
And he's saying, I, he's saying.
Come and send a picture and circle where it is.
He's saying our address isn't a number and I see on the map he's right outside the house.
I'm just gonna send a picture and search it, what it is.
You guys just find it, you need to take a picture of the gate
that you can just circle and then send it to them.
You're like, it's this gate.
Bro, it's every day after you get there.
Oh my gosh, we have couples therapy.
Is it seven?
Six, go.
We have couples.
Yeah, hopefully the couples, hopefully.
Whoa, whoa.
Hopefully the couples actually show up.
Do you wanna say you wanna show up for couples therapy?
What?
What are you saying?
Oh, I didn't know you were saying that.
Oh, yeah, like now it's a-
Oh, it's a public? I've never been here before.
That's what I said before.
Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro.
That was fun.
Oh, yeah, I give up. His ins were on.
Wait, is it bad if I show a picture of my Dornash driver?
No, I just do. It's not that serious.
It's not even that serious.
You didn't get the food in 5-7-8-10.
I really wanted to put in 5-8-10s about a week ago.
I mean, with an 8, reverse.
No, I wanted Chuck E. Cheese Pizza.
And your fucking $5 trillion-
I wanted Chuck E. Cheese Pizza.
I can't make Chuck the Cheese pizza.
Sorry, come on here.
He's not sending me a picture.
Oh, maybe Lou's just getting grabbed up because he's probably up there again.
I said, can you please send me a picture and an answer?
I'm just so confused. He's right there. No, it's gonna be my day
Okay, I'm going up the stairs, so you could access the legal up and down.
Yeah, or maybe it would be nice if you could fix the elevator.
Do you want to pay for it?
No, actually, I might actually be worth it.
Chad, how much would it cost to fix an at-home elevator?
No, you know how useful it actually would be?
How much would it cost?
Probably, if there's actually something broken in it, probably a couple thousand.
Well, I just have to do this for a quick chat.
This morning, I'm like half asleep and I voted for a placey's door dash,
and I see this fucking stupid ass big burger, and I thought it was burger just chilling on the fucking thing.
Seared the shit out of me.
Burger!
Burger, get down!
Burger, come here!
Burger, come here!
Burger, come here!
The fact that Moog is in bad gets kind of worried me.
Wait, it's just order complete.
You think Moog has the pizza?
What if he's eating it?
What if Moog is eating all my pizza?
You could give up a slice of pizza.
Just all slice.
I said all slice, not a little pizza.
He's definitely up there eating it bro.
You caught him, you caught him.
He's probably putting the gate code on him.
No, he's up there eating my pizza probably.
He's definitely not eating your Chuck E. Cheese Pizza.
Don't disrespect Chuck E. Cheese Pizza.
Hey, I'm going to try a slice of cheese pizza.
Yeah, once you try a slice of cheese pizza, it's going to change your fucking life.
You've never had it before.
Isn't Chuck E. Cheese supposed to place that Shane Dawson
a documentary on pizza from the trash yes actually that's but it tastes so good I
have a really bad feeling that the guy dropped the pizza off at the wrong place
and Moose is having trouble finding it because it's not a picture nope he just
said order complete with no picture tell him to send the picture or ask him where did you
put the delivery because surely moves me back by now unless you're unless you're
your right and now my dash is not answering I tip them $12 on a $38
I don't want to call him up, yeah.
He's definitely down by now, unless he's like,
you know how Moves likes to yack, like he might just be yapping.
Yeah, he might just be yapping with the door out there.
Should I call him and make sure my pizza's okay?
I'm actually like tweaking right now, it's actually like fucking
really upsetting me.
She's really upsetting me, actually.
Hey, is everything okay?
You got the pizza you got the pizza
No, I said did you get the pizza
It's not even I wasn't even offering the piece fuck now. We can't have a piece wait is national
Can't wait to a national nationals appreciation day everybody's gonna I'm actually about for a party. It's gonna be a movie
But Yana texted me. She said, are you free tomorrow?
No.
Oh, no.
Well
Maybe hit him with a little DM him with a little DM maybe hey take that one down. Oh, no
Bro, bro, hey, don't hit him with a DM please please please I'm not even kidding
I was saying gg hi and leak streamer you he didn't leak streamer you he just
announced the dates it's on Twitter too but how did you all even know what I was
I was talking about.
It's just, it's only okay when you do this.
I don't know.
Kinda stupid.
Hey!
No!
No!
Give me the pizza!
Why'd you order pizza?
You saw you were skinny?
Then is skinnier?
And like, ah!
Report myself to the pizza!
Yes, I'm a little cheeky.
It's bad eats, man.
Also, he was obviously ESL, incredibly kind, older, so apologetic, the sweetest guy ever.
That's the ignorant way to say it, if you're from rural Pennsylvania.
Thank you, RobonCulture.
You don't say, no, I've never seen anyone abbreviate that.
I'd say ESL.
Yeah.
That's a thing?
Yes.
Thank you.
I found it.
Thank you.
Well, it's definitely still a slice.
I was going to, but then I just had to not see them.
This baby had a slice of it.
Brother, this is not like, I ordered a large.
Why is it 16 slices?
I can get a slice of it?
Uh-huh.
How many are you going to eat?
Probably one.
Yeah.
Fucking right.
No, I'm not supposed to tolerate it.
It's not a melt.
It tastes like all friends on the move.
It looks really mint.
To pay $40, I'm sorry.
You paid $50.
$38.
Oh, okay.
That was a pretty good tip.
$12 tip so you pay that's something
I need a water.
I need a water, Jack.
No way we have no water.
No.
I guess I'll have a mouth to do.
Or you know what? I'm gonna stay on the healthier side.
I don't know how I punch.
Well, actually, it won't be worse for you.
I think it's actually worse.
It's probably the same as the sugar.
No, it's just a cup of red 40.
Six grams of sugar?
It's not, though.
This has 105 milligrams of sodium, 46 carbs, and 46 grams of sugar.
OK, this only has six grams of sugar.
No, it's a half-muffered 40.
Another time.
I think both of them have red 40, fuck it.
You can always do a blood vault.
No, no, OK.
I don't like drinking alcohol.
I quit alcohol and weed.
Have you just recently started smoking weed?
Wait, you've just recently started?
Two weeks ago, yeah.
You like it?
I only take animals, Loki.
I mean, I'm a snooker.
When I get home, I take an animal and then I go to sleep.
You gotta try smoking.
Well, I hit Lazy's shit two days ago.
No, not a 10-hour.
I was fried.
You gotta try an actual, like,
No, no, I hit a Lazy's, you know, a pre-war or something.
Oh.
Yeah, I hit that shit twice and I was probably raw.
Wait, twice?
We were shooting the video, and I almost missed whatever we were shooting because I was still caught up.
I was like, oh fuck, thank god.
You'll be the tolerant stuff, like me?
The video's gonna call things, you'll be like one of the true-
I was just giggling like a lot of times.
Don't leave what it is, don't ask.
They already said it on stream, though. I'm pretty sure.
I feel like everyone already knows.
It's a good piece of art.
It's alright.
Among all the crusts is the best part.
Dude, why are they like different sized pieces?
Did you never hear about that?
The Shane Dawson shit.
Yeah.
That's what it's called.
It's an axe.
No it's not.
This is like my biggest enemy.
Call Griffin.
Hey Griffin, I'm on stream right now.
I'm on stream right now. I have a quick question
How much would it cost if I personally wanted to pay out of pocket to get the elevator fixed do you think?
Like how much would it cost me if I wanted to pay to get the elevator fixed
Oh, I'll do it
service that's local okay oh easy yeah it's worth it because I'm being a
wheelchair for probably three months so yeah it's just safe for that way to you
don't want to risk like falling or someone's stairs okay all right thanks
griff of course all right but it's only 800 bucks
Oh, I do know that I do I know exactly that video is yeah, it's when they they uh, they got trapped in elevator together
They got trapped in that elevator together and they did stuck in elevator
Lacey, just so you know, you can't shower for a week after your surgery.
What are you talking about?
Wow, move.
Is that true?
You can't shower for a week after your surgery?
I don't know if it was that.
That's not true at all.
I don't know if it was bad or bad.
I don't know if it was bad or bad.
I'm going to say that I was so high
of the pain killers that I only have like
two or three more mental aids from coming out of surgery.
Are you going to be able to stream? Am I going to be able to stream?
No, I'm going to have to stream. I mean
Am I going to have to pull to mess with you while you're that high?
Bro, I'm going to rip it.
That's not your fault.
Wait, can you get cancelled if you rip it while you're on fucking like insane meds?
What if I say some crazy shit while I'm on meds?
You can't cancel for that.
Well, you don't say that every day to me. I never heard you say it yourself.
I'm going to be honest, I haven't said the n-word since like 6th grade.
Straight up.
I heard all that.
Okay, okay.
It's like lying.
Okay.
The only time I was at the end with this one time in sixth grade and I screamed it into my pillow.
That is such confused little white fat boy rage.
It's so funny.
You just lost.
I was just screaming swear words that I heard because I didn't swear until 10th grade.
That's crazy.
And they like said when I was in high school, I literally wasn't really friends with anybody because
I didn't like to hang around here before
Also not playing sport playing sports and not swearing especially contact sports and not
Would you rather have a son who is like kind of innocent like that?
But he's fat as fuck or would you rather have a kid that's like athletic but he swears a little
I was in shape in shape doesn't have a body mass index. I was athletic in shape
Okay, would you rather have a son like me who was a little chubby but played football play basketball play baseball?
Or would you rather have or rather have a kid like drew wall who didn't play any sports?
I play basketball and lacrosse
Not good
Would you rather have a son like like who's a little chubbier a little fatter
I was chubby
I'm just saying hypothetically if I had a kid the most enjoyable time with him would be or some of the most enjoyable time that I
Would anticipate would be when he was a man, right?
It's like when you watch your boy grow into a man,
but in his 4,700 days of as a man, he's been fat.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Some lie to people.
So, okay, so here's what I'm saying.
Would you rather have a son who might be a little fat,
but he plays all these sports,
you get to make all these sports moments with him,
or would you rather have a son like Drew Wall,
who is skinnier, but he didn't play any sports,
he might have played video games.
He's like no part of this.
He's like Drew Wall is a person because he plays video games.
Like Drew Wall was playing video games,
but would it all house, bro?
Okay, he played Esports.
Yeah.
Don't you?
He's also, you know, a reflection of you.
So whatever you say about him,
that is your team and you,
you're saying that's your right hand.
But I'm just thinking of me watching you
waddle around a field like young and fat,
and me being your dad,
and if I would be embarrassed to claim you to other parents.
But here's the thing that you're missing
is everything I played in,
I was like the best on my team.
I see, I gotta see it.
I got a C for this.
You can, you can.
Yes, I am 36 and can pull up footage, okay?
And I'm telling you, you're 36.
36?
And I can pull up footage of me in high school.
Well, I can.
Well, I got footage, I got footage of me.
There's, yes, there is.
I mean, there's like a small TikTok of me hooping,
but like, they didn't record games.
Yes, they did.
Okay, so you didn't play varsity?
I did.
Every varsity game is recorded.
So then how do I find that?
On your school YouTube.
University call somebody who works in the athletic department and ask for the
log of gains from this era to this era.
Okay.
What is that?
And like let's talk about the taste.
Do you think I could find my football footage?
It was Seventh Day in Korea.
Somebody has it.
You are, it's not like you're a random, you're not showing off.
I'm not kidding.
You would be, your mind would be blown if you saw a play of me as a receiver on an end
around, taking the ball, hand off end around and taking it for a touchdown.
Your mind would be blown.
No, I...
I'm from how many times have I referenced the area that you're from and the lack of notable talent that comes out of this?
Not true.
Multiple times.
Not true.
James Conner came from the same division I played football in.
Okay, that's a division.
If there's at least eight divisions in a school, in a district.
James Conner played for a my school's rival.
Okay, that, listen, okay, that's, I'm from Jersey.
I'm from Jersey.
I know the good D.A. service.
So I have an NFL running back, starting running back,
that played for the same, that my school's rival.
That shows the talent that came from my school.
How many kids went to your high school?
My high school?
Yes.
Like in my class or in my whole school?
Well, your class will let us know also that.
Like how many did you graduate with?
Cause I went to two, I went to multiples,
I told you I went to like six high schools.
One high school, I went to, had 5,000 kids.
I kicked out like three schools and I moved so much.
I was, I was, I was, fuck that.
But I went to a school with 350 kids in the entire school,
and there was four kids that went to the league
that were on my team.
Four went to the league, not D1, went to the league.
They weren't as successful as James Conner, none of them
were, you know what I'm saying?
That's a great, that's a good NFL player, you know what I mean?
But one, he didn't even go to your school.
He went to a rival, you know what I mean?
And you went to a tiny school, you know what I mean?
Like, like probably your homie that you played basketball
with that went D2 was probably the best athlete in the entire high school.
Do you know who Jesse Lucchetta is? Yeah, yeah, he went to Penn State.
He's a defensive end. And then he went to the Arizona Cardinals and he just
signed with the Patriots. Yes, Jesse Lucchetta went to Mercyhurst Prep.
Yep. He's also from Canada. Jesse Lucchetta went to Mercyhurst Prep.
Yeah, yeah, not all four years. Not all four years. He went there for a year.
The teams weep. Hold on, but I'm asking about that. But like, how long
was he there because he's from Canada. He was at Mercyhurst for two years and then he went to prep for two years.
Okay, so yeah, so that means he was a freshman and sophomore at Mercyhurst.
He went to Penn State so he was a blue chip recruit who ended up in NSL, so clearly he saw that Mercyhurst was not the place to go to take him to the next level.
I'm just saying. But Mercyhurst plays prep. He didn't even graduate from Mercyhurst.
Mercyhurst plays prep. Mercyhurst plays McDowell. James Carter went to McDowell. McDowell is good!
I'm trying to think about the good public.
You see, there's any NFL players that went to Mercyhurst.
Like North, like, uh, uh, uh, what the fuck are the names?
Okay, what's the high school that St. Claude Barclay went to?
They're decent.
They weren't even that good.
Javon Johnson was a defensive back.
No idea who that is.
He played at the NFL with the Pittsburgh Steelers.
He went to Mercyhurst's prayer.
Eric Hicks went to Mercyhurst's prayer.
What year? What year is this?
Jesse Luchetta.
What years are I'm saying how far of a gap is this because my high school is what are the high school for my hometown is
Churning out three to five division one athletes every year. Yeah
It's like public school with over 4,000 5,000 kids. Okay, that's what I'm saying is my school
There were 400 total kids in my entire and I just but I just told you I went to I went to two different or three different
boring schools my point is my point is is
Out of all these professional athletes that went to mercy is prep
I had potential to be a professional athlete, too.
In golf, maybe.
And I doubt that.
In a basketball.
All right, John, go do this couple of steps for me.
Yes.
Yes.
All right, Simon.
Yes.
Are you taking a pizza with me?
Yeah, I'm taking a pizza.
I'll see you all soon.
Do you know Mount Vernon forever?
No.
Do you know St. Joe's?
Yes, I played St. Joe's in Travel Basketball.
Okay, we're not here to start.
Yeah.
But we didn't play here to start, come here.
Okay.
But we played St. Joe's.
We played St. James.
I've never heard of him.
We played, we played, bro, I played,
because I played AAU too.
So I would always go to Philly to play.
And the teams in Philly are good.
AAU teams in Philadelphia, those are good players.
I was starting on a team in those tournaments.
I had potential to go to the league.
Tell me what it didn't have this injury and weight.
Does this mean you're going home?
It seems to go upstairs?
Yeah.
We're going to get the elevator fixed, so.
Little St. James.
Brother, there's a school in Erie, Pennsylvania
called St. James.
Anyone know another thing, Mojo?
My priest got arrested for pedophilia.
Yeah, that's what we're hearing.
Have you ever run out of teacher approval
or someone that got arrested for that?
It seems like almost every major religion,
men use it to explore little boys.
No, we're gonna, we're gonna fix the elevator.
I feel it was like four bands, right?
Yeah, it was like 4K,
but Chris said it would cost a thousand
to get the elevator fixed.
This is so much funnier.
Dang.
Imagine Jews following for like a solid,
like this would take us all like two minutes.
The one on Amazon was for straight stairs, so these stairs are really good.
Like, yeah, there's not many people in the world who would be able to hop on one foot like this.
There's a lot of people in the world who would like to hop on one foot.
No, there's not.
Dude, do you think hotmail won't put in some like insane shit?
There you go.
Alright, so how much would you like to spend on a new wheelchair?
That's clear?
There's all the other ones we're going to.
I saw one for 2.5K.
Oh, God.
But they're not coming like overrun.
Did they go faster?
So, what is your obsession with going faster?
So I can run away from people in the halls of streaming university.
It's not going to come in time for that, okay?
What?
It can't come in seven days.
I just find out a little bit more on how to buy a product.
Use your pieces, dude, or you don't want it.
Um, use the right there.
What's that going to do with them?
Wheelchairs are expensive?
Yes.
Yes, they are.
That's why they're called a piece.
What time is it later? Let me check.
Is it time for your discord segment chat?
Wait, did you send me a list of all the couples?
Wait, don't, don't read like, like, I don't read like, like some shit like that, you know what I mean?
But it's just like, like, like information.
Um, wait.
Wait, these are all like, grown people, adults with real relationships.
Why did I drop out? There was one that had kids that they dropped out.
Um, so chat, we have, how many couples do I have?
I don't know maybe like hopefully minimum like seven
minimum seven yeah we have like seven couples and i'm their therapist here's the here's the drawing thing do not do not leak that drawing thing
why are there to be a couples therapist bro no okay there's one that has but look at this one wait wait go back
um this one yeah is that like that but like
like, wait, they're actually doing it.
Yeah.
And is this a guy that did that?
Mm-hmm.
He cheated on her.
Yeah.
Why are, why are-
Well, I think they're still back together.
Like, it's awesome shit like that, you know what I mean?
All right, oh yeah, bro, hello people are in.
Some people are proud of together in person
and some people you're gonna have to drag them
and be like, okay, who's your fucking partner,
I mean, okay, well I wrote down the discord names of people that are in the server or on the notes
Take it serious. What do you give me like a little suit jacket or something?
Huh, um, maybe let's check my closet
Wait, what if I ruin someone's real life relationship?
Giving couples therapy giving my viewers therapy
saving saving love
wish I do a YouTube intro chat
What's good YouTube today we are back with another video and as you can see we are still
in a wheelchair and handicapped and it's going to be like this for a while.
So today I found 10 couples, viewers from my stream, and I am going to be giving them
couples therapy.
We have a bunch of couples, we have a couple who, who one cheated on the other.
We have a couple who has trust issues.
We have a couple who has, it says lots of problems in their relationship.
So I'm going to be the love doctor today.
Hope you enjoyed the video.
Let's get into it.
I'm actually nervous, bro.
What if I fuck up like, what if I actually fuck up someone's relationship?
Drew, I don't have roles.
Can I give you roles from the phone?
If they're coming to a Lacey stream for advice, they're already fucked up.
You should be good. Can you join that?
Yes, yes. Okay. Who should the first person be? You could go in there and ask who you want to be first.
No, no, no. You just drag someone in randomly. I'm not online.
All right, let me get everything set up first to make sure that I have my, uh, like audio right?
Um, X5 Layro says you can go first. Okay, hold on.
Who said Lalo?
I'm dragging him.
First person.
Hello?
What's up dude?
What's up dude?
Wait, do you have your girlfriend?
Wait, what's her name?
What's her name?
Is it a G with a G?
Okay, wait, before we get into this,
I actually want to talk to you before I talk to her.
I don't know what exactly is going on.
Yo, put off, what's going on?
What's going on?
So what's going on with your relationship?
I love you guys met together.
What's going on?
Listen, it's been two years with her, on and off, okay?
Okay.
So basically, we've had a rock in our relationship
where me and her best friend were shopping for gifts, right?
All of a sudden, all of that takes place.
We go home, her best friend turns to me.
She's like, I think we do better together.
All of a sudden, she starts getting on top of me.
My girlfriend pulls up, right?
My girlfriend pulls up, she's like, you go fuck you.
Listen, listen, that's what happened.
Yeah, you're coming to me, yo, brother.
Yeah.
All right, all right, cut it, cut it, cut it.
Anyways, what happened?
My girlfriend comes, she's like, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm like, babe, babe, no, that's her friend,
that's her friend, she tried getting on me.
And now my girl is blaming me for what?
I didn't do nothing wrong, I'm not gonna lie.
I did not do nothing wrong.
So we just, you like.
So I have to ask for before I get in here, you know,
I started going into detail with her,
Talk to her. Did you guys? Yeah. What? She just sitting on top of you. Did you guys exchange? Okay? Kiss?
She wasn't no, no, we I didn't let her kiss me list
Look, she was like getting on top of me, right? And that's when she came through the window
She saw us to the window and that's I guess she's assuming that we did something. I didn't do nothing, bro
I didn't do nothing. I promise you. I promise you. So so how long I'm a lawyer man. How long was she on top of you for?
It was it was five seconds
It was five seconds so your girlfriend is happening to see through the window in those five seconds brother
That's exactly what happened. It's stupid. It is stupid. So you didn't crack that we need
No
No, that's her best friend. No, never okay
Never so so I get her in here and I talked to her without you. Is she gonna give me the same story?
Yes, bro. She's gonna give you the same exact story. Okay. Well, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna talk to her real quick
All right. I'll drag you back. Hello?
Jelica? Hello?
Hey, how you doing? Nice to meet you. My name's Dr. Lacey.
Okay, hello.
So I just talked to your boyfriend and he kind of gave me a little run down on what was going on in your guys' relationship.
But, you know, obviously I want to make it fair, make it non-biased.
Oh, your camera turned off there, man.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Can you fix my schindit?
And I want to talk to you and figure out, like, what exactly...
Well, I want to get your side of the story, because his side of the story was that the main issue in your guy's relationship was that you saw your friend on top of him through a window for five seconds.
He claims he didn't do anything with her.
I said, did you guys do anything else?
And he kind of gave me a little smirk.
So, I don't know maybe there's some unknown
Knowledge that you have but I want to hear from your perspective on what happened and what's going on in the relationship
Right, so he said that he was out getting gifts from me and I sent his location and my best first case
She was with him and they were in a random parking lot
So I'm like, what's happening is very parking lot buggo and I see her on top of him
And he's just not doing nothing to try to stop her. I'm like, okay, cool
He said that she was only on his on him for five seconds and that you just saw
He's lying. So do you think that something more happened in that parking lot or something more happened?
I don't think I know something more happening. I'll listen. I'm gonna get him in here and get both of you guys in here
Are you guys are so together? Yeah?
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna get him in here
Lay low lay low
Yo, yo, yo, amen. So what's good, bro?
Um, wait, can I get your names again?
Lalo and what's your name?
I'm Giselle Angelica Angelica, Angelica, um, Lalo, your camera's not working.
Yeah, I'm fixing right now.
So, so she's saying Angelica feels that you guys did more in that parking lot that day.
Babe, baby, I told you the story multiple times.
Your friend is a snake.
Your friend is a snake.
Babe, your friend is a snake or are you a snake?
I'm not a snake.
That's from what I've seen she was a fucking parking lot and we weren't doing anything. Maybe we've been together for two years
Maybe so together for two years. So Layla. So Layla. Here's the thing when I asked you a few minutes ago
Yeah, if you cracked that you gave me and I didn't you gave me one of these it
Doesn't matter what I gave you
matter what he's trying to I thought you were there okay so okay so here's what I
think I think the first step right into this if you guys truly want this
relationship to work out in the future you guys truly want to move forward as a
a couple in a relationship, honesty is number one, right? So if, if, if Angelica has this
gut feeling inside of her, that something else happened in that parking lot and you
aren't telling the truth, that's always going to be a hindrance on your guys relationship.
You're not, she's not going to be able to move forward without the truth being told.
And maybe if the truth was told me, maybe you did slip it in for a few seconds. You
No, maybe you did have to know what you did, um, then, then maybe she could deal with that internally and process that
Angelica, baby, I'm bra. I'm gonna stick by my word. Nothing happened. I'm sorry. I swear nothing happened
Okay, but I would definitely like to fix things with you. So Angelica, what do you what do you have to say?
We're gonna have to have a sit down with me and my best friend and you because I don't know.
Ah question ma'am, does your best friend have this word by any chance?
Oh yeah, I think so.
Could we get your best friend in the server?
Let me see.
Let me see what I can do.
It's long brother lacy and even if it was
It's useless, it's I'm not gonna lie useless, but
This is my flag
You're my therapist
You see how aggressive he just got he beats me
Don't lie don't lie don't lie wait. Wait wait wait wait wait wait. That's the okay now. We're unpacking. Oh, I can't a word here
Don't lie
No, sorry he gets aggressive with you. I
Mean
Look at that look at that
No, no, no.
Can you get your best right in here? I want to get to the bottom of this. Hurry up.
Is she not aggressive miss? No, I do see her.
I do actually see her. It's an aggression.
It's a real type of behavior.
Yo, Jelica, I have her discord as a matter of fact.
Yo, Lacey, you want to drag this out of here and I could add her like later?
Later.
Like, because I have to get her like discord stuff and call her stuff.
If you want, if you want her to sign in the story.
Okay, okay. Yeah, just to message drew and when it's ready. I'll have drew tell me okay, okay
I don't want you two speaking until then. I don't want I got you. I got you. I won't I don't want to speak to her
I'm gonna be honest. I'm beyond
Okay, yeah, yeah
All right, Drew, who should I get next he sassy as hell he sassy as hell
Who should I get next?
He's lying his ass off he for sure cracked.
I don't think Drew's in the chat, should I just drag some more, but Drew has to tell
me who to get next.
Drew, who next?
Just drag people, but I want to know backstories, Brenna, hold on a second, it's going to go
black for a second.
me a sec. Okay. I mean chat. I'm gonna be honest. This one. This one's a little
interesting, but I feel like we could low key just get them in here just because.
Just because I personally want to know. I personally want to know. Drew, can we get
I don't want to see no fucking sobs bro. I he said five minutes. Okay. I'll do bar down next. I'll do bar down next. Okay. So chat. Should I do the cheaters? Wait, some, okay, this guy said hell bags. I don't see him in here.
I'll do the part on next.
Okay, so chat, should I do the cheaters?
Wait, some, okay, this guy said hell bags.
I don't see him in here.
Okay, we have,
we have,
Garrison, is this Garrison?
Fuck it, where did I go?
Hello. Hello. Yo. Yo, what's up, man? Um, how you doing? Yo, you see me? We're good.
Yes, I can see you. How you guys doing? How you guys doing? Are we doing good, man? This
was a really late notice. So I'm here on my MacBook. I'm at Dreamcon. So I wasn't really
doing that. That's okay. Don't worry about it, man. Wait, so what's your name? But this
topic I've been waiting to try to talk to somebody about it like for so long I
don't know why I chose you but I mean opportunity came up no I will say I you
know I know I'm gonna tell you guys a little bit about myself cuz you might
not know this not all people know this but I actually do have a bachelor's
degree in psychotherapy so psychotherapy is basically an intro to it's an
intro to therapeutic medicines and the analysis of the human brain so I am very
well-versed when it comes to couple relationships in the human brain and
yeah so what's your guys names you said I'm garrison garrison autumn autumn nice
to meet you guys so what's going on what you guys want to talk about here so she
doesn't like the way I talk to women in role play I'm sorry what so you know
Yeah, I know. I know. I know. G. G. A. R. P. Right. Yes. Yes. I
know. G. G. A. R. P. Of course. So, I do. I do the Red Dead
version. Red Dead role play. So, you do Red Dead Redemption role
play. Yes. And she don't like the way I talk to the women in
there. Oh, I thought you meant when you guys role play. Oh,
no, she don't play the game. She don't play the game like I do.
Okay. And it's so hard for like for her to get it like yeah, I
And she wants to understand that.
Okay.
So Autumn, I want to hear your side of it, because obviously I've got to be fair on both
sides.
I just heard Garrett's side.
So Autumn, can I hear yours?
Okay.
So I don't have a problem with a lot of the stuff that he says in role play, but when
it comes to sexual stuff, that's where I draw the line.
It's not even like too bad sexual.
It's a role play character.
It's literally a role play character.
Does it matter?
Okay.
It hurts my feelings.
your boyfriend is in role-play.
She's a girl and tells her to hop on his car.
That's not exactly what happened.
That is exactly what happened.
No, listen, Lacey, listen.
It was Easter.
This girl was wearing bunny ears.
Yeah.
So I walked up to her.
You know, I was just jean assing it up.
And I told her, I said, hey, but he hopped.
Do you want to bounce up on this cop?
And I did not hear the end of it from her.
I did not hear the end of it.
But this is the only situation.
and it's been multiple.
So that clearly causes a rift in your guys' relationship.
Yeah?
Yes.
I mean, I don't know because, listen,
so I do stream and I do make YouTube videos.
Like this is my job.
Like I play Red Dead, won't play for a living,
and she needs to understand.
That's what pays the bills.
It's what pays our rent.
I get that.
I get that.
You know?
But you also have to understand coming from her side.
So, Gary, let me ask you a question.
Let's say the roles were reversed, OK?
And let's say you walked in the house one day
and Autumn was playing role play
and she was in a car with a guy
and she was flirting with the guy and saying,
oh, you look so good today.
How about, how about,
how do you see these bunny ears on my head?
How about a hippity hop and bounce on your dick?
How would that make you feel, Garrison?
Hello Garrison, tell us about that.
Well, if it was like in a scenario where like,
because she, listen, listen, Lacey,
I've been doing this for two years.
We've been dating for a year and a half.
I was doing this a year before we got together so quick question you guys said before you guys got together
Were you having sex and role play?
I've never had sex and role play first of all. I just make like
Have you at listen like place place place? I challenge you bro
Don't you a red dead role play server people always talk about GTA and just compliment one woman and see the reaction
You get from men. That's where it all started and my character now is known as someone
one who might get a little disrespectful to and then the character basic is flirting with these women.
Yes, you ask anybody who G nasty is hot their lives, man, like, unfortunately, our princess here.
So, so, okay. So I get what's going on here. You make a living off this. This is your,
this is your content. You flirt with girls in play and on them. You don't want your man flirting
with other girls whether it's real life or whether it's role play. You know how like
Marlin's whole thing you know he's good looking and shit he gets the girls and all that.
Imagine that in red dead role play like that's G-naz but it's in a disrespectful way. Okay. And the
first problem it's the sexual stuff like I told him the flirting is okay like I get it like you
know you're making money off of it you're paying all the bills like blah blah blah blah fine it's
It's just the sexual stuff.
That's the only thing I have a problem with.
I will like, I'll have a sad section.
Yeah, what's the, what's the, what, like,
can I have some examples of what she has notes?
Oh, wow.
Can I have some examples of what bothers you
specifically on a, yeah.
You have a list.
Yes, I have a list.
Let me, let me read off this list.
Okay, so there was one,
and I don't remember the exact content.
I mean, context, I just highlighted this.
And she, I think you were like last time
in a girl or something and she said,
you're so rough and then he said only when they like it.
And then he asked the girl,
she wanted to go around back and fuck.
And then there was another one where he said,
quote unquote, before he-
You have to get the context.
You have to understand the context.
Lacey, Lacey, listen, Lacey, the clips are so good, bro.
When it's like you're saying something to a woman
and the men get mad, man.
It's like, that's G-nasty.
You wanted to date G-nasty.
Like I was doing this shit
Before we started dating, Lacey, she knew what I was doing.
She knew this, and I was doing it worse
before we got together.
Now it's just like kind of like change.
I'm analyzing, I'm analyzing.
Garrison, please let Autumn finish some of the examples.
And then we'll give you a chance to see.
Before I pull my pants down to show you my balls,
can I see your face to make sure I'm the right size?
I said that?
Yes, you said that.
No, I did not.
I wrote it down in quotes. I have it right here.
Okay. Oh, yeah, such it like, oh, he'll talk to some of the girls and be like,
oh, bitch is always gotta be a victim and just like, so, okay, no, don't say all that.
Cause I don't, oh my God. It's 1899, bro. It's 1899 and we're dead road blind.
Okay. Okay. Listen, listen. I know what's going on here, guys.
This might be your way of living, so you pay the bills, but there's a reason you started
in the first place.
There's a reason you were doing this in the first place, and it wasn't the money because
you weren't making money when you first started.
So I think a part of you, and let me finish here, a part of you likes it.
A part of you enjoys it.
and Autumn, I think there's a part of you that wants it.
So what my therapeutic professional opinion would be
is I think you guys should role play.
I think you guys should experiment in the bedroom.
I think you should dress up like a cowboy
and get a lasso, and I think you guys should experiment.
I kinda like that idea.
Why have we not thought about that before?
I feel like that's good advice.
Role play in bed?
I mean, they say that-
Are you a dog?
I've never played before, man, Lacey.
Sometimes.
Never know what could happen.
How do y'all role play?
What is your role play?
I'm not gonna get into those details.
I'm not gonna get into those details.
But, oh, listen, listen, listen.
Cause me and her, we're doing good now,
but there is like a bunch of like rough patches
in it that we're going through.
But listen, it's not even because of that.
Sometimes there's other stuff
and it's like, why are you trying to add something
on top of it?
Like I'm streaming, I'm sorry.
I'm like, hey girl, you got nice knockers,
like something like that.
And then it just bothers her.
Like it makes no sense to me.
Cause then after I get done streaming,
I have to go in here.
I'm ready to sit down with her, eat popcorn,
watch Harry Potter or some shit.
And she's ready to bitch at me.
Yeah.
So she, so, so she watches your streams.
And let's say a girl above on streaming, you say, wow,
look at those tits come, come ride this dick little mama.
And Autumn's going to see that.
And that's gonna go through her head.
Wow, why is she talking to her girl like that?
I'm gonna play a video game.
So Garrison, I'm gonna ask you a question
and I want you to be 100% honest,
not only with me, but with yourself, okay?
Even before your relationship with all of them,
have you ever had role play sex?
No, I've never had role play sex in my life.
Don't press your fucking soundboard like I'm lying.
I don't play Red Dead unless I'm unless I'm straight like I don't play that shit off stream and like I ain't doing none of that ERP shit, dude
Okay, okay, so I think this is a very I think this is either this is gonna go one of two ways
Okay, um because there is no real common ground to this problem like there's no
I'll keep doing this and you keep doing that either either garrison you have to completely stop
Doing the sexual role play content or autumn you have to find a way within yourself
to be like okay I'm confident as a woman that he doesn't mean this he's just
doing it for content he's doing it to keep this roof over my head to keep the
food on the table he's doing this for our future and you have to find a way to
be okay with that or
okay
I didn't want to ruin a moment here.
Oh my god, let us get lost in her eyes.
I can sense that you guys have a real chemistry.
You guys have real chemistry.
Yeah, we do.
We're happy to tell.
Dude, we love each other.
You know, I plan on marrying her, but like...
Exactly.
You know what I mean.
But I don't want to have to hear somebody bitch
after I'm streaming, bro.
I understand.
Trust me, I get it.
I completely get it.
I think, so would you be willing up,
Would you be garrisoned willing to give up, uh, or, uh, sex sexually flirting with girls and rp?
Or is that kind of like a deal breaker for you? No, it's not a deal breaker, but, but it's also
like, so I don't, so don't think all I do is just sexually roll, like I'm a roleplay troll,
essentially is what is what it's the category or whatever. Like I do other stuff in roleplay, like
a bunch of other stuff. It's not just like being sexual with women, but occasionally,
You know a girl crosses her boundaries in a role play game. That's 1899
Something's gonna come out of Garrison's mouth. Okay. G nasty
Yeah, G nasty, that's that's the role play character. Okay, and autumn, what's your thoughts on that?
You should join my gang. I can I can walk you through the steps. Yeah, I would love to try out red dead role play honestly
I'd be blessed. Yeah, it's the nasty game. Dude. You need you should join it or do red take a shirt off
Okay, yeah, I would definitely be down for that, but that's not what's important right now
What's important is watch you guys are important. I want to make sure you guys are okay
I mean, I think we're really good outside of that like our relationship is very yeah, like everything is perfect dude until I
Said she nasty comes out once she nasty comes out. That's what's going down a little bit
So and then I'm like shut the fuck up bitch like but I would never say that to her
I meant that is it because I would never call her that
I'm gonna tell you this right now Garrison and on him can you plug your ears
okay because I'm gonna get Garrison some man-to-man place listen if you're
growing hard and just step out yeah if you could on him if you could step out
for a second I agree. Listen Garrison, your wife or your girlfriend is ever getting mad at you,
talking back to you. I'm gonna give you some real man advice. You look at her and you look at her
eyes and you say, shut the fuck up you dumb bitch. I'm the man in the house. This is my house. I do
what I want, bitch! You think so, for real? I would never do that, what I'm giving you.
Well, because like, sometimes like, so like, I obviously play the game so much, but sometimes
I do get a little too immersed, and Gnasty might come out of me, like, when we're in
an argument or something, and I might try to say that, and it just, it just don't go
my way, so I'm just trying to avoid the arguments completely, like, I don't want Gnasty to have
to come out but sometimes she makes them. Okay okay yeah we can have Autumn come back in.
Whose house? Our house. You're the man of the house. Our house. He just said he just said he's
the man of the house and that sometimes you piss him off if he comes out. I didn't say I'm the
man of the house and you're gonna let me play my fucking game. Okay you you might be making the money
right now but I'm a nurse and I'm about to get my first job and when I start
working I'll be making more money than you. And that's okay we can ball
together. I like that we can ball together I like that I love that energy.
If you see how she was coming at me negative about that shit like trying to
compete. Yep. Like I'm sitting all together. Women love to compete over
things that don't need competition.
What's the point?
What's the point?
Oh, she's competing with the attention for role play women.
Also that.
That's not even the, that's not the end of the problem.
There it is.
Jean Astie just came out and admitted what the root of the problem is.
Autumn, he thinks that you are jealous and you are competing with his role play girlfriends.
I don't, it's not girlfriends.
It's just random women that usually already have role play.
I
Never got married don't tell me married and role-playing
No, no, no, no, no force. Yeah, it was a forced marriage. Lacey. Yeah, it's a fun
Scenario, yeah, it was forced that that's it. Yeah, listen. Here's my final consensus about this guys
I think that you guys have a great relationship. I don't think there's any real problem
I think that you guys need to compromise somehow,
find a way to work around this little rift
in your relationship.
And honestly, I think that there's two options.
I think number one, when Autumn's not at nursing work,
or when she's not busy,
have Autumn be a part of your role play.
Maybe you get Autumn in Red Dead
and you role play with Autumn
and she becomes your girlfriend in role play.
Create a storyline, right?
Maybe number two, because Autumn doesn't want you role-playing with these girls,
maybe she just wants to feel special.
Maybe you role-playing and seeing these things to other girls makes her feel less special to Garrison.
Where's the weird parcel? She feels special!
I mean, I took this one.
This one!
I mean, I do this guy.
Did you just say this, bitch?
I'm sorry, I can't say this. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're sorry?
I love you so much, and I'm at this princess.
This wife this elegant
I didn't mean to call you a bitch that was she nasty see she makes that motherfucker come out
And Lacey what am I gonna do tomorrow, bro? I'm gonna be G nasty a dream time. How is she going into it?
So you're gonna go meet up with the girls that you role play with and you're gonna flirt with them as G nasty
I mean, I'm just gonna be G nasty. I've never done a my row before I feel like this is the perfect event
So you're gonna go here. So you're gonna go
Put my fucking do rag on take my shirt off walk around and just treat it like it's red dead role play
So you're gonna camera man, right
So like what do we do in that situation?
You're going to get arrested. If you walk up to a girl at DreamCon with your shirt off
and you say, come hippity hopity on this dick, you're going to get arrested.
I said that because she was wearing bunny ears. I would never say that if someone helped
her out.
There's going to be some girls at DreamCon wearing bunny ears.
What happens happens?
No, no.
Out of my favor.
Thank you. I need it.
Appreciate it. But, okay, you know, DreamCon, I can show out at DreamCon.
You're going to have to cross me Sally's okay. I think you guys should role play
Role play. Yes. I think you guys either role play in game or honestly
I think you guys should spark it up in the bedroom and role play in the bedroom. Um, I think that's what autumn
I think autumn wants that attention from you. She wants to feel special
So maybe you're role playing as as G nasty in video games, but then when you turn that game off
I think autumn might want you to be G nasty in the bedroom
I like this perspective. We haven't had this perspective before this is
Is that true? What do you mean is that true? You want Gnasty in the bedroom? Well this is
kind of personal information. Is it what you wrote that you wrote? Yeah I think that was
a feeling. See that would make her be like oh wow they haven't been in a video game
but I haven't been in my bed right now. I'm himmity hoppin' it on Gnasty's dick. I
think that's what the solution is here.
All right. Yeah, I guess we don't role play together. All right. Well, there it is. Listen guys
I wish you guys the best wait Garrison what do you have like a stream that you stream on you want to shout yourself out?
Yeah, it's just Garrison or everything how my name is g a r r
Indian it's the same way on YouTube and it's just yeah, I do red dead role play. Okay. All right. Well listen. Thank you guys so much
I hope everything's good and Garrison, please do not tell a girl with bunny ears to hibbity hobbity on your dick at dream com
I'll go be like hey man I was on Lacey's stream last night this is exactly what he told me to tell you. I didn't want to
Please listen I wish you guys the best and I hope my therapy helped. Thank you. It didn't it didn't surprise. Are you kind of surprised?
Yeah I'm kind of surprised too. I appreciate it. That's what I do. I fix things. Hope you guys have a great night and have fun at DrinkCon.
I mean, I might have just saved a couple. I might have just saved a couple. It's a win-win.
Garrison gets to keep playing Red Dead Redemption role play. Autumn gets to fill that void of not
having G nasty and garrison gets to role play with his girlfriend in bed it's
literally a win-win there's a win-win
now this is one that I'm kind of excited for it
Vard on your time has come
Vard on
Hello, hello, hello, Lacey Lacey. She's coming. She's coming. I'm pretty like four more minutes. She's like coming in person
She's coming. No, no, she's like couldn't join the car right now
Okay, well, I want to talk to you first. You turn your camera on before I start talking to her
Let me turn on my camera.
Let me turn on my camera.
Um, okay.
Oh, sorry.
Okay, yeah.
Yo, yo!
What up? What up? What up?
From Man of the Hour.
Woo! Lacey!
Pardon Don, how have you been, bro?
Bro, I've been...
I've been good, bro. I've been good.
Have you been seeing what's been going on?
Um, I saw a little bit. I saw a little bit. Um, so I want to talk to you straight up. What's going on, bro? What? What's going? Like, part on?
Yeah, I don't know if you guys know. Um,
Shelves still knocked over from streamer you
First of all, I'm sorry you didn't get accepted to streamer university. Um,
You know, I really think you deserve to be there, but I do want to tell you I have good news
Okay, yeah, what's your good news? Um, I made a boss call
And I talked to Kai and you are still not coming to Schumer University
Bro, what the f-
Bro, not Lacey.
Bro, come on, man.
Lacey, you can't just do that shit to me, bro.
I'm not leaving this call.
I'm not leaving.
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't leave this call.
I'm gonna come to your house. I'm gonna show a cap cap up your fucking asshole, buddy
Because I'm here to save your love life
Dr. Lacey, okay that that is true, but listen. I gotta tell you something. Okay, listen stuff stuff with me and her is
Bro, bro, like
You know the lore right you know the lore. Yes. I know look listen listen. I'm hitting a lacy. Okay, you know what you did with Darla
Remember what you did. Yeah, but you know, you know, I'm doing that. That's what I'm doing, bro
Like I I still you know after
The difference was was she got exposed for being a cloud chaser in front of everybody, but um
Darla hooked up with your cousin or
It's not true. It's not true. It was not true. Oh, I'm sorry
That's just a tiktok comment, bro. Oh, that was a tiktok. Okay. No, I never had okay shit my bad
Okay, well something like something something happened, but you know what we're leaving it in the past
I'm leaving in the past, but you're leaving that past we've all evolved and I've talked to Leslie and you know
She said she said that she she likes me for me and I believe it man
No, and I think that that's true. So I just want to know where where are you in Leslie at?
Okay, I'm gonna be honest we talked we talked and
Stuff is weird
But it's getting better. We're recovering. We're recovering. Like, like, what I'm like, it's like, it's like, she, she's, she's, I don't know, bro. She like, she said she was her.
Can you give me a timeline?
Uh huh.
What, since the day that you talked to Leslie, right?
Oh, yes, yeah.
I was there. I was in the car. I was at the the arcade where Leslie DM'd me and said,
I want to hang out with you after. Yeah, I remember that did happen. Yes. Um, you know,
I was there where Leslie was continuously shouting at her Instagram. Uh, she was.
Yeah. So when, when did you talk to Leslie again? Like, what's the time? I mean, are you putting like
salt on the wound or something? No, I was asking like, like, was it like a month later? Was it
just like recently, you guys want to talk about it again?
Oh, so ever since the whole thing happened, it's been a year.
And I'm going to be honest, I was doing this bit where I was calling my ex's back and I
was thinking about calling Leslie and then I, and then I just, I act, I click the call
button and I had headphones in my ear and I couldn't hear what was going on and Eric
my friend was telling me what to say and then I said some stuff and I don't know man long
story short she got her voicemail and then she started texting me she's like was everything
that you said true and honestly it was true it was true and because I was talking about
how much I miss her how much I like her how I want to work things out and all that and
then after that she's like she's like if you want to work things out I don't want what
it happened last time that happened this time. And I said, you know what? You're right. I
don't, I don't want that to happen. And I really do miss you and I really do want to
hang out with you again. Why are you smiling Lacey?
I'm just, I love love. I love love.
Okay. You love love?
Yes.
Love loves you.
Okay.
So, so have you guys, so since you guys had this conversation, have you guys hung out?
Have you guys had any conversations? Like, have you guys hung out?
Yes. Yes. We've hung out a lot. Our first hangout was off stream.
I went, I picked her up, we were driving around, we were talking about life, you know, I was talking about how everything happened.
She was telling me that she got a raise, she's like a manager, she's like, and all that stuff, and she was telling me about,
just like her whole life, and I told her about my whole life about everything that's been happening, we were streaming and all that.
And when we got some snacks at 7-Eleven, and then we just sat in the car, chilled and just talked, you know.
know and um what is she joining by the way when is she joining I think she's in
actually oh she's in she's in calls okay
hello hello hey Leslie teaching your camera I kind of can't I'm out work
right now at the same time. Wait Leslie you can't turn on your camera? I'm not
touching you had told me that it was okay if I didn't have it on. Wait I didn't
know your camera. Wait just just just turn it on. Are you scared about not
looking good? Because you always look good so you don't have to worry about
that. So I believe that is because of where I'm kind of I'm at the beach right
now with all my students okay um is it but is it is it okay if you just like do
it for like 10 minutes like just just so we can talk face to face I know but
like I they have like media consent forms and there's like a bunch of kids
behind me so they see they see up like I have my air pods on okay so just why
Why don't you just do it in a way where it's only you?
Like, why don't you just?
Because these kids are kind of coming up to me
and like, they're, um.
You won't show the kids.
Just don't show them.
They like come in my background.
That's the issue.
Just turn around.
Yeah, just turn around.
Turn around at a beach, please?
Like, huh?
It's fine.
Because we've got to talk face to face.
but we have talk face to face.
I know what.
Okay.
Can we just see the beach, maybe?
I wanna see the view.
Yeah, I got you for sure.
Wait, I shouldn't actually look for them out.
Yeah, let me kind of get away from the kiddos.
As far as I kind of can,
but there's still kind of the background.
I swear, I'm not lying, I'm not to be teased.
Oh, no, I don't know, I believe you completely, I just, it's better, I feel like it's better
if we get facial reactions, you know, you would start on talk and actually face-to-face.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, Leslie wait, just show, show, like show yourself, I don't see
any kids, I don't know, you're any kids, be your...
Oh, well, because I had my AirPods on, wait, are you able to see me?
No, no, you're ten years old, you're ten years old.
I clicked on it.
Do you see the video?
Yeah, I see the beach, but I don't see you.
Just turn around and show you.
Wait, I can't even see myself.
Your camera turned off again.
Remember last time when we were on-screen for Discord and it kept not working?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but no, it worked. Your camera was on, but you just turned it off.
You could.
It's a fail to start camera.
I can send you a screenshot.
No, no, no, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Just, just talk.
I swear, I swear.
Yeah, what kind of beach has kids go to
at eight o'clock at night?
To turn on camera?
Okay.
Leslie, just try to turn on your camera again.
What?
You just, because I didn't see nobody there.
I serve or deaf in her your brother. It's 8 p.m. What kids are at the beach with her? Oh, no kids
What the fuck is go stage your ground bar dawn?
So what I see what I do?
Let Leslie just turn on your camera. Listen. I'm look I wait look I try to do right now
It's not letting me. I sent it to you like literally check our messages. I
Keep clicking try again. No, it's cuz you got to click the bottom left
the camera icon yeah I was clicking the bottom camera and it keeps on showing
that they're all to start camera error error wait wait actually shows an error
what is that you would like to drag her out and drag her back
yo did it fix Leslie no it says the same thing okay let me let me disconnect
you and she tried to join back again. Yo, there's, yo, I don't, bro. She told me she didn't tell me this. She didn't tell me that. What summer camp is she at? I don't know. I don't know. I know she works out of campus, but she didn't tell me anything about who she's with. She's not joining. She's not joining the callback either. She said she was with kids.
I
Did you hear kids? No, I didn't but she said she had her airpods in is that why?
I
Didn't see a single kid either
Listen, well, she's not joining the callback, so I can't drag her
Well, let me text her
Leslie
join the call. Yo! So have you guys, you guys have hung out how many times
off stream? Once. And what did you guys do? We drove around and we talked about
what happened and everything that happened and how um just kind of just
like I don't know just get it just like getting to know each other again and
like figuring out the whole situation and all that. Okay and then how many times
if you guys hung out on stream?
Um, I think once or twice.
And have you guys had any conversations like about, uh, you know, like being more than just friends?
Um, not yet.
Not yet.
Let's get into that.
Okay.
Hey, Leslie, how you doing?
Leslie.
Hi.
So, does your camera work now?
No, it's still the same thing.
I had back into campus and like, I think 40 minutes.
Okay, 40 minutes is enough time.
40 minutes is enough time.
No, I don't want to burn on someone.
I think she was saying like she could call in 40 minutes.
Yeah.
I was just going to crawl for a minute.
Well, I can talk like this right now,
but if I would switch over to my computer,
I would have to wait till I get back from the beach.
I guess we could just, she has every role.
It's not even possible for her camera not to work.
Wait, wait, Leslie.
Yeah.
Leslie, wait, try again.
Try to do it again.
Try to turn on your camera again.
because for a second you were turning it off,
but then you turned it off for a second.
Oh, they're saying she disabled
in her phone settings by accident.
It's not disabled.
I turned it on for Discord and for microphone.
Is that?
Is that?
Yeah, it keeps on giving me that icon.
What was it?
So what the hell is that?
Leslie, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, let me see that again.
What?
That picture?
Why?
No, I was wondering.
Um.
Okay.
I, look, listen.
Leslie.
Your camera doesn't work.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
I mean, we can talk.
We can have the conversation without our camera on.
I mean, it's not the end of the world.
Sorry, I don't mean to disappoint you.
Oh, don't worry about it.
Unless, I mean, we could, we could wait 40 minutes if you really want to, Barton.
It's up to you.
Wait, I have a good idea.
What if we hop on a FaceTime?
Oh, it wouldn't work because I need Wi-Fi.
Okay, all right.
Remember how I asked if I could use your Wi-Fi last time?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, never mind. It's okay. It's okay. All right.
Okay, what if... I mean, we could do like a Snapchat call.
You want to do a Snapchat call?
I don't have Snapchat.
Oh, well, we could do a Zoom link.
Zoom link?
It would kind of need to be quick because my phone's at 30%. Oh, yeah
But so
Let's just talk whatever camera that's fine. It's okay
So let's see I wanted to get you a bar down in here because of our dawn was telling me that you guys reconnected recently
We have. So tell me a little bit about that. Tell me a little bit about you and Barton's
dynamic, your guys' relationship. Yeah, I told him a little bit about us, Leslie.
But if you want, you can say some stuff. So Barton kind of reached out in a way. He left me
this really weird voicemail okay um what did the voicemail say? the voicemail was like Leslie
hi Leslie um then it said I love you and then I miss you and then it said come over because I
was reading it and then I listened to it and it was like all like like 10 seconds apart
And then he was like snack and it was the super random so I kind of texted him back asking him kind of like
what was that about and he had said it was the same like Eric so we kind of started talking again like
we kind of talked things out but I feel like we've been doing so much better since the last time
because we actually talked this time?
Yeah, so what did you guys talk about?
How'd that conversation go?
Of course.
So sorry.
So sorry, I'm just trying to get to like a place
where no kids are gonna say anything towards me.
What was that one more time?
Oh, perfect, no kids, you turn your camera on now.
It's not working.
Okay, oh, okay, sorry, sorry.
Okay, yeah, so,
So, how did that conversation go, that first conversation you guys had in person?
So, I had to hold to part of that before anything that I just really wanted to spend a day with him,
and kind of really like, it was hard for me to get it out.
It was. I had asked him, and he picked me up around, I think, midnight.
And we started driving around, and he was going the complete wrong way at first.
But we started, like, really going through everything and how we both felt, and
I felt like there was a lot of miscommunication on that stream personally, because
when it came to, like, the text messages and everything, I was showing all of them to Eric,
and I was telling Eric if that was okay for me to send and he was he was telling
me yeah like add this to it so that's what I was doing and I just felt like I
didn't really get like heard from from Barton because he like had immediately
like cut me off from everything and we didn't talk for a really long time yeah
So, Barton, how do you think that first initial conversation went?
The first time we talked, like when we talked again, it was honestly like, it was really
awkward.
And weird.
like I felt like I felt like I was like okay damn um we're doing this we're doing this like like
like I don't know bro I don't know like we it was it was weird to bring up and talk about like
everything that happened because like you know like I was just a lot happen yeah and I and but
after we started like I want to say like within the first 30 minutes it was kind of like a little
awkward and then we started driving around we went got some snacks and we
started talking and after all that happened and we started talking about
like everything and then we like agree that we both we both forgive each other
and both sorry about everything that happened we agreed to move past like
move forward from that and it went really well honestly like like we talked
about like our future a little bit a little bit what did that conversation
didn't look like, but you guys are talking about your feet.
Basically what I'm trying to get at here is,
Leslie, would you say that that was a date
that you and Barton went on?
I felt like it was kind of like a midnight sort of date vibe.
I've been wanting to have more dates with Barton
and that's what I have brought up to him today too.
Okay.
I kind of want to hang out with him more often off stream
because it was so good.
In my, like, from my perspective, I really enjoyed it.
I felt like everything we talked about
was really, like, really refreshing
and how we were bouncing off on each other's, like, futures
and how we can, like, connect with each other.
I felt like it was really a conversation
that we both needed to have.
Yeah.
Let's, like, be honest with me.
Hold on.
Just get everything out, bro.
Like, you just gotta, I'ma say it.
I'ma say it.
I'ma say it.
I'ma say something.
I'ma say something.
I want you to be completely honest like don't don't don't soften it up. Don't sugarcoat it be honest to me
Okay, do you actually see a future with me? I
Honestly do
What and I I feel like like I keep trying in a way
When it comes to like us like doing stuff more off-stream where I just I don't want everything to be on stream
I wanted it to be like more you and me and I get like streaming is really big and for like your future
And that's why like it kind of hurt in a way when I had texted you
afterwards like after that happened and you barely got to me like today and
Like I was just trying to send you like a heartfelt message. Yeah, so
So
Leslie you see I'm trying my best to show that I care and I'm there for a part of them. Yeah
Like that's what I'm really.
Are you guys dating?
Well, it's like kind of confusing.
I don't.
Yeah, because that, Leslie,
that's one thing Bardot mentioned to me was that
he's very confused.
Bardot's, he's like, it's very confused.
That's why I know it's awkward.
I know it's, I'm sorry to cut you off, Leslie.
I just, I know it sounds corny,
but that's why I asked you about the whole future thing.
Cause like if you, if you actually like me,
just please let me know.
Like I want to make sure I'm not wasting my time.
And I want to actually,
I do actually want to feature with you
and I do want to date you, but sometimes, I don't know.
Sometimes I just feel like, I just feel like,
I just feel like sometimes, sometimes when I think
that somebody actually wants something,
they end up not wanting it.
So I want to know if you actually want a future with me.
And that's something like, I definitely want to explore
with you and I feel like right now we're at like this,
we are like talking stage.
Like that's where we're at right now.
we're like in a talking situation.
But I do want to move things forward with you.
I just feel like we need to have
a little bit more like communication.
And like I'm trying my best to show you
that I'm there for you and that I care for you.
But it's like I'm not getting that back from you.
So that's where I'm convinced about it.
She feels like she's, so Barton, would you say
that Leslie texts you like all the time,
tries to call you all the time?
Like I've texted back on every message she sent me.
Um, not the last, well, not the like last last one, but the last one, but you know, I texted you that paragraph.
Yeah, but I called you.
Hold on, hold on real quick, real quick.
She can't hear me.
Here's what you can tell Leslie.
I want you to ask her what you say Leslie.
I want to only hang out with you off stream.
I don't ever want you on my streams ever again and ask her like just tell her that straight up.
Tell her you want her to be exclusively off stream.
stream. Leslie, um, I've thought about it a little bit and I want you, I want to, I
don't want to, I don't want to stream our relationship anymore. I want to take it
all off stream. Would you be like, it seems like Barton wants you to not be
involved in his content or streaming at all, Leslie. And that's okay. I've always
as far to them to be like off stream I've asked him multiple times like can we
hang off like can we hang out like after the stream and sort of like immediately
going back to my place like I've been wanting to hang out with him more and I
just feel like I'm not getting that side of our done yes so that's my question
is you guys have done streams together you guys have hung out on stream when
the stream ends like you guys don't spend any time together you guys don't hang
out at all we do hang out we have like we usually we go out and eat there's
sometimes where it just depends on the time but I feel like I want to spend more
time with him like one-on-one like I feel like that's what me and him are both
lacking. I'm like off on Saturday and I just really want to spend time with him
and I feel like it was more like him wanting me just to be on the stream
because he had like Eric picking me up and I was like why is Eric picking me up
not you like I just want that one on one time no no but but you know why you know
why okay but you know why Eric picked you up instead of me the reason Eric
picked you up instead of me was cuz like I told you like I wasn't like where's
Eric right now I don't know all in his bed what
What?
What did you say?
What?
What did you say?
What?
What did you say?
What?
What did you say?
What?
Wait, how do you, how would you, how would you know that, Leslie?
Um, I don't know because like the way that I like chat, like sometimes when we would like stream together, anything like that.
like stream together anything like that and then I had asked Eric like there's
this one question and I asked it and Eric was like yeah me and Bartodon have
kissed no no no no what what that was a fucking bro that was a joke taking out
of context that was a joke taking out of context work to my mom that was a joke
You know, that's not true.
Yo, that's, yo, you're literally laughing.
Yo, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're baiting me.
Wait, no, that's great.
Yo, yo, what the fuck?
No, I'm just bringing it up because, like, it shouldn't be Eric.
It should be me.
Oh, shit.
Damn. Okay.
I agree.
I agree.
I feel like the biggest thing, too, is, like,
Chad kept, like, pushing it for us to, like, kiss and stuff.
kiss and stuff but like I feel like that's like a moment that I want to have like just me and
Vartan. Oh so y'all had one of those moments where you guys were on stream and the chat was
being kissed. Yeah there's like this like one section and then like I want to have that.
How did you feel about that? Well I mean I felt good about that. You wanted to kiss her yeah?
Yeah of course. But Leslie you didn't want to? It's not that I didn't want to my little cousin was
on the stream and he was like I think it's too early for you guys but at the
same time like I would want me and Vardhan to be like actually like me and
him one-on-one yeah like I feel like that's like like we held it one of the
best nights when we're like on the beach on midnight like it was like we were
just walking down he like carried me on the beach like I felt like those type of
moments is like when I would want me and Vardhan to have like our first like like
He said like how Vardan doesn't always want me on the stream like doesn't want me on like his content
That's fine. Like I want to have those moments off-stream with him
Yeah
So Vardan, you think you can get Eric to join the call?
Eric to join the call? Yeah. Eric, Eric, matter of fact Eric actually told me he said he was he wanted to go pick up
Leslie he said he was he was like free to do it. So that's why I just want to confirm
I just want to clarify it. That's why that's why I like the whole Eric thing happened because he told me because Eric told me
He's like he's like yo, he's like I could go pick her up if you need me to and then I said
I was like I'll just take me a while and he said it'll be better if he just goes
So that's why I told him to go. He told Eric said it would be better if he went
Yeah, yeah, just for time and all that. Yo, yo Eric, what are you doing right now?
Okay, back. Can you, um, can you hop on a discord call? I'm gonna send you an invitation. I'm a lazy right now. I'm on screen. I was, uh, can I, let me send you this. Right. Can you just join real quick?
Oh, shit.
Wait, what does he mean he's at the spot?
Um, he's picking something up.
Leslie, that is true.
What's true?
Yo, no, like you caught that like at the spot like what's why?
Join it join it join the join the huh?
Which call I just sent it to you bro. Oh join the waiting room who dragged you in his name's dr. Daddy
No, I
Sometimes in a relationship you need a third-party perspective and I want to get Eric's
All right, all right, it's going.
Wait, Leslie, what were you saying?
No, because when Erika said I'm at the spot, like, what does, like,
Bartolan and Eric have, like, a spot together?
What are you, why, no, we don't have a spot together. He's picking something up.
Why, wait, I don't know, why is Eric not joining the call?
Is he at the beach?
Oh no, he's in the call.
Lacey, he's in the call.
Drag him.
Yo, Eric.
Eric, turn on your camera.
Is it on?
Yeah, it's on.
Yeah, it's flipped on the other way though.
Oh, wait, I don't see it.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
We can see you.
It doesn't give me an option.
Hold on, hold on. Let me turn back.
you.
So, I, Vardal, would you say
Eric's like your, like your
closest friend, like somebody who
would have like a good opinion on
it, everything?
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey, Eric, how you doing, man?
Where you at, bro?
Um, picking something up from
Offra.
Nice little sunset in the back,
right?
So, Eric, I just wanted to talk
to you and kind of get your
opinion on like the whole
the whole like basically the whole dynamic between of Ardon and Leslie. Okay. Um, that
doesn't mind my mind, my like my like opinion. Okay. Um, I mean, I think they're, I think
they're doing pretty good. You know, they talked, they talked, um, me and Leslie talked to and,
um, it seems like they're going in a very healthy direction now. You know? Yeah.
Yeah. Eric's my closest friend. He's my only friend. Yeah. Okay. Wait, Eric,
could you flip your camera just really quick so I can see the outside?
I'm just curious, I'm just curious.
I'm just at the bees right now.
Yeah, no, no, it's not.
Wait, are you fucking with me, bro?
What?
What the fuck?
No, but I'm just, it's because the item I'm picking up is fucking-
What the fuck are you talking about the guy from off the guy's from off the told me to meet him at the
beach right now. Yes. Because we're really far apart from each other. Yeah. I'm not with Leslie
I don't know.
So you all are at two separate beaches.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait.
I'll call.
Um,
I'm better, I'm better leave right now in a few minutes
after I get this, uh,
this item.
I had to ask Ardavan if he could pick me up
tonight, but...
Oh, you want me to pick you up tonight?
I mean, I had asked
me and I asked you to if you wanted to. Oh, I'm down to hang out tonight, but it's just
my brother's birthday today. Oh, wish him happy birthday. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you.
So, so, Eric, what's your like, what would you say your full opinion is on, on like,
Barton and Leslie? Because like you, like you said, Barton said you're his only friend.
So I'm just trying to get you to understand like Barton clearly likes Leslie, clearly
has feelings for Leslie. And I'm just trying to understand what, what exactly they both
I think, I think, like my opinion is like, I think that I think they're good fit for
each other.
You know, Leslie is very supportive towards him and his career and whatnot.
And you know, she she's respectful and stuff and, you know, Varun appreciates that obviously
I know because we talk and you know, I think it's going pretty good.
I think it's going pretty good between him.
I supported, you know, I support it, of course.
So that was just another question for you, Eric.
Really good question.
Vardog mentioned a night where he was going to pick Leslie up,
but you offered to pick her up and you insisted.
But that was right.
Yeah.
I was busy.
I was busy though so Eric said yeah yeah that was that was that was a while ago
No, yeah that one no no it was the last time not the other one oh there was no
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah did that one that time too. Um, what the fuck are you talking about? What?
No, what other time usually it's always it's always Eric and Vardong like coming to pick me up
But the thing is they always sit in the front, which I would rather see what's part of the on book. I understand. But there was only that one time where Eric picked me up, but I had even told on like, why isn't he picking me up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I remember there being. Okay, I never mind.
All right. Um, so yeah, what, what is, uh,
I'm gonna add I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm just gonna ask her on do you want my
professional opinion yeah are you assuming I'm like taking his girl or
because I would like yeah like I've never done that I would never take his girl
or nothing like Eric what the fuck are you talking about no he's not thinking
I think Eric I think Eric's cracking Leslie
Yeah
Eric and Bartolons like friendship is so close and they're very like
I
Would I would never do I would never do that's it
Yeah, bro. Hey, Lacey. Are you fucking on me right now? No, I was just testing the water
So he's just conforming.
Let's go.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Eric, you honked your horn.
Can I honk it more?
Yeah.
Yes.
I don't know if you hear it.
That's right.
In my noise case?
Yeah.
You hear this?
You hear that?
But why?
What the fuck is going on right now?
I thought we were talking about relationship.
What the fuck is all of?
Yeah, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
No reason, no reason, no reason.
The fuck?
But yeah, so Leslie, what do you think?
What's your whole opinion?
Like, I'm trying to understand.
It seems like you guys just need to hang out more off screen is what it seems.
Yeah, that's where I feel like we're lacking is like one on one time,
like just me and Vardan.
Yeah.
Exactly.
That's I, you know what?
I actually agree on that.
I want to do a better time at like hanging out and like us focusing more on together and yeah and like and you know.
So I agree with that. I agree with that.
Most of the time it's like it's me and you and Eric and this and that or whatever the hell.
You know, so most of the time as you guys hang out, it's like all three of you.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Because Eric Eric films is like the photographer.
The photographer photographer. What are you going to call it?
So, Lacey, why are you laughing?
No, why are you trying not to laugh?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
I was laughing because I saw Eric start to chuck him.
I saw Eric start to fuck with me laughing at me.
Oh my God, sorry, my students are thanking me in the back.
I'm so sorry.
Say hi to Turkey, can we say hi to Turkey?
There's Turkey students.
Hello, Turkey, hello, how you guys doing?
I don't need you for my students.
Over y'all?
Yes.
Sorry, I told you I have students in the background.
That was a grown ass man.
No, he's 14 minors.
They're all minors.
Yeah, you look he does some pretty old.
That's a grown.
What's your name?
I'm not a cap. I don't do
anything.
I don't mean what it matter
for what Eric's doing.
I'm just wondering. I'm trying to get another dynamic here.
That's all.
I'll tell you the dynamic.
Okay.
So Eric is a camera man.
Yeah, you know behind the scenes camera man all that and then Leslie this is potentially my girlfriend and then
And then sometimes
We all go we ain't got with each other
Yeah, I mean well, well he's Eric's filming
Just it's me Leslie or Eric wouldn't be filming you know just be me and her and then I drop her off and then yeah
Okay
And then he's here and Eric will like pick her up and just like, just like.
Bring her. Yeah, bring her over. Yeah. Yeah. Like that. Yeah.
So Eric will pick her up and bring her over. Fucking yeah.
But Eric's a slow driver. What do you mean?
I don't know. He's just slow. He's just a slow driver.
Like, what do you mean by that? It's a long drive. It's a long drive.
So when he picks Leslie up, he takes a while to get there.
I don't want to say this because you because it sounds weird bro. It sounds weird and I don't want to make it seem like that
Fucking Eric, I trust Eric on my life you
Stop bro. No, no, it's not I don't even want to think about that. That's not
Yeah, but it's nothing like that at all
I didn't say I was I never said I know okay well listen I think you know my final consensus is
Eric and Leslie I think you guys need to talk more
Eric and Leslie seem to have talked enough off stream bird on I think you need to talk to me so we have it
What's going on?
What's going on?
Are you going to piss me off?
Why is it actually starting to piss me off?
He just called me fatso.
Okay, well listen man, like I said, I think that, um, Lord on, um, brother your lost cause.
Um, why are we trying to bring him down?
Wait, Lacey, what the fuck?
You're a lost cause?
I think that you you and Leslie just need to hang out more on stream, you know spend your actual time, you know
barred on and Leslie not streaming barred on. Exactly. I think that you guys should probably maybe go like on an
I have like a personal
I have actual date. Not with
there. Yeah, yeah. And then.
Yeah. Yeah. So are we going to
Saturday? You want to go on a
date? I still like the way to
do it. I'll pick you up.
I'm in the background.
Let's see. Let's see. You
No, no, no, no, no. I say I'm
Okay. All right. Cool. Okay. Um yeah. It seems like Eric rushed into his car at the beach like in us in a sudden Eric's not at the beach.
I am at the beach.
I'm like leaving the beach.
Oh, no.
He's not.
He's.
No, no, no, this person is actually.
Bro, I'm not getting upset, bro.
No, bro, I was locked up fucking eyebrows off your face.
More on do you have is Eric picking, picking Leslie up?
Like do you ever get him picking her up or someone?
Oh, yeah.
Yo, hey, Eric, don't fuck around, man.
Don't fuck around.
Because no, I'm starting to connect the dots here.
No, I'm starting to.
No, you're making it weird.
But I would never do that to you.
You said you're picking something up.
Where's the dude?
Who's chopping it off?
Where is he?
He's coming in a few minutes, I think.
There's no way they expect this actually.
I'm already going back to my place.
So why don't you come pick me up then?
Hold on.
Oh, me?
Yeah.
OK.
Wait, yeah.
Wait, but no, it's too slow.
I can't today because it's my brother's birthday.
On Saturday?
Yeah, Saturday, Saturday.
Do you want to look, do you want to hang out Saturday?
It's not Saturday?
Yeah.
All right, good, that's good.
OK, that sounds good.
We'll take that Saturday.
The off stream, right?
Yeah, off stream, off stream, one more off.
OK, all right, good, bye.
All right, I hope you guys have a good day.
I'll see you later, babe.
Was that good?
No, we're done, brother.
Yo.
Yo.
I'm going to be very, I'm going to be very
glad with you here.
I'm going to be very straight up with you.
Yeah, let me hear it.
What's up, Lacey?
So just, just, you know, could be completely wrong.
But just keep an eye out for Eric and Leslie, OK?
God, bro.
I don't know why you...
Hold on, they're both at the beach.
She wouldn't turn her camera on at first.
Then Eric joins the call.
He's at the beach as well.
His camera looks like he just rushed
and got into his car.
And Leslie said there's kids at the beach.
It sounded like a bunch of grown men at the beach.
And then you tell me that the last few times
Eric has insisted on picking Leslie up.
And then you said he's a really slow driver and Eric is holding back laughter the entire time saying, oh, it's a long drive
Brother, they're playing in your face
But it is a long drive to be fair. You got to be open-minded a little bit. It is a long drive a little bit and also
Yeah, I don't know I look listen I see I could to see why you think this Lacey and you know, I thank you
Thank you for trying to help out in support. Oh, you know what? I will I'll take your I'll take bro
I'll keep an open night, you know
Well, yeah, I'll enjoy that day on Saturday and a brother at the least at the least just cracks in shit, bro
I have never I've never I've never cracked a girl in my life. I've only gotten the kids
Okay, well, I mean hey first time everything
You cracked
What have you cracked before? No, I'm a virgin
Actually, yes, yes, so see okay. All right. Okay. Well, thanks, bro
You know what you know actually now I'm glad I'm actually glad I came and did this because now like at least I kind of
I kind of know that she like because probably honest
I'll be completely honest. So what's your final thoughts before I move on to the next couple look look?
I'm gonna be completely honest at first. I I don't I didn't really think that like
I was traumatized about what happened before, you know?
I thought that she was still trying to kind of trying to kind of trying to clout chasing all that.
Yeah.
And I like, I like was trying, I was trying to talk to her and do all that, do this, but now after like,
after like we solidified everything, I'm happy bro.
And I think I want to take her out on a date.
And about that whole Eric thing, like, I mean, I can see why you think that, but
I just want you to know that Eric's my best friend, he's my cameraman, he helps me with
a bunch of stuff, and he'd never do anything like that.
And I trust him.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you, Lacey.
All right, man.
Hey, I'll be able to get a good one, Bartone.
Thanks, Bartone.
You too.
Bye.
Okay, let's get our next couple in let's get our next couple in next up we have hold on
Okay, I'll try to strike someone right now. I'm gonna try Tori. I don't know who Tori is, but hello Tori
Tori hello Tori
Hello, hey Tori, how you doing? I'm great. How are you? I'm doing amazing. Do you know is your boyfriend in the call?
Is he with you?
Yes, he's in the chat, he's in the discord.
Okay, perfect. Well, I just want to talk to you, you know, I always like to talk to my patients to let you know a little backstory on me.
I actually did go to college. I have a bachelor, two years bachelor's degree in Psycho-Phoetical Therapy, which is basically the study of relationships.
So, I am very well versed in this topic.
So, talk to me what's going on with your relationship. Give me what you're, what's your name Tori? You said yes Tori.
What's the backstory of your relationship?
There's just a lot of trust issues with him, with Jordan.
He's just done a lot of things in the past with like,
you know, lying and just like being like, you know,
the same old boy things.
Yes, literally.
What are some examples just so I know going into this?
Like, lying about who he's with and, you know,
lying about like, the time he's coming home and like,
what is it?
I don't know, maybe like shooting me up with like,
what is it, the red-eye?
Like it's basically supposed to make you like weightless.
Because I feel like I have on,
I'm on this track right now where I feel like
I'm gaining a lot of weight.
And he has his own,
but he decided to shoot me up while I'm sleeping.
And you would expect, yeah, shoot me up, my ass, literally.
He, are you charling he, he ejected you with a retta while you were sleeping.
At four milligrams, four milligrams, and you would expect your boyfriend to be sleeping with you, like anybody else, but now he's shooting you up.
Okay, so.
Okay, yeah, let me get Jordan in here is it a J Jordan.
Yes.
Hey, Jordan, Jordan Hello.
Hello.
Hey, what's going on, man?
How you doing?
My camera on.
Yeah, your camera's on.
You can see me?
Yeah, I can see you.
So I just talked a little bit to Tori, you know, just
a little just to get in depth in your isolation.
How long have you guys been together?
I didn't even ask that.
Three years.
Been a gap in three years.
OK, so Tori, you know what?
Let me ask you first, Jordan.
What why are you here?
Why what's what's going on?
So basically, she keeps saying that she's fat.
And I'm like, bro, you're not fat, right?
So then when she fell asleep,
I put four MGs of RETA into her ass.
So you injected RETA into your girlfriend
while she was sleeping?
No, I mean, yeah.
So.
Yeah.
Okay.
First off.
Who who's in the wrong here though like? Oh, I'm in the wrong. Excuse me
I expect you to be sleeping with me not shooting me up with something while I'm laying there on your bed
Excuse me. Yeah, I'm gonna say in this situation Jordan definitely
I mean maybe let her if she wants to take red a letter let her do it not while she's asleep
Oh, like bro, like she's like you though
Like she gets a lazy like and she doesn't want to do like once a week if only so like I gotta do I gotta do
Is that true Tori?
Excuse me, you're one to talk. I saw your ass sitting on the couch eating fucking King's under five minutes
Please you're one to talk
Damn actually
No, no
No, please no sort of God, bro, like she's genuinely like getting big though like I'm not even trolling
I can't say that to your girlfriend though. Like you got a no like bro. No, no, no listen
She's done so many like stupid shit in the past. I'm not even trolling like what God will lock you bro like
Bro, like I'm not even trolling like she needs to stop. Let me tell you this though one time. I wasn't so Cal right? Yeah, and
She was hanging out with like these two dudes at like a party
And then she got drunk and then she texted me she's like oh hey like I'm just spending the night on my friend's house
turns out
She was at a dude's house all covered up with both of them, bro. I'm not even trolling bro. So where they got
They're both my gay besties. What can you wait?
Who says gay besties bro?
Who says gay besties bro?
So sorry, they are so sorry you went to a party without your boyfriend
He knew what he knew that I was going to that party though
Yeah, but I didn't I didn't know that you're gonna have two guys laying right next to you
And like like what the fuck who does that one was blacked out one was gay literally they're both fucking gay besties
Let me guess you were blacked out too. That's how you ended up there. No, please. No, I was not blacked out
I was only buzzed. Thank you very much. Listen, I've done the method before I'm gonna be honest with you Jordan
I've done the method before back when I was in a high school fresh freshman software year
I was the gay bestie had sleepovers. Trust me. I was cracking some shit, bro
I was cracking some shit. I've been there. Um, I had to act like a gay bestie because her dad wouldn't let me normally sleep over and I was cracking some shit
But listen, so okay, so so this is a lot unpacked Jordan Tori told me that you're untrustworthy
That you lie about where you're at that you lied about hanging out with certain people
So it's right now. He's not even home
Literally out you're in your car and you said you were gonna be home what 30 minutes ago once again
in the act. Is that true, Jordan? Um, no, I'm in front of my house. Please, whatever.
So I know I'm I just got back from the gym, bro. Like, you don't go to the gym. You're
fat ass sits on the couch. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Lacey, no no no!
Lacey, let me show you my physique, bro.
Lacey, let me show you my physique, bro.
Can I show you my physique, bro?
I'm not even fat, bro.
Yeah, I'll see it, sure, and again.
All right, look at this, bro.
I'm not even fat, bro.
Like, look at this.
Well, I'm not fat, bro.
No, he's not fat.
He's not fat, Tori.
Look at that.
I'm not even fat, bro.
Got a little...
Like, I don't even, I don't even, I don't even,
I don't even like...
Okay, so we're not going to talk about like you also taking weight loss pills too
Hey, Lacey did the same thing. Did you know I mean I took right up
Exactly so like what's the difference? No, but like
The red in the ass shit, that's that's crazy Jordan, I can't defend you on that one, but I'm gonna be honest
It's not though because if you think about it, right? Let's say like
Like you have a torn ACL, right?
Yeah.
And like you need to like take a shit.
Who's in a white dress?
Darla.
So if she doesn't want to do it,
I'm gonna have to do it for her.
What?
No, no, that literally is so stupid.
You just don't shoot anybody up while they're sleeping.
I'm sleeping.
It is literally midnight.
You expect, you know, a couple to go into bed
and go to sleep and then wake up the next morning.
Now wake up with a finger out.
Do y'all, do y'all, do y'all love each other?
it doesn't seem very loving.
I mean, like honestly, like respectfully, bro,
like fairs out of respect, like,
I've been playing pickleball every day, bro.
Like I go home, I say, what's up?
And I just leave the house.
I come back from like five p.m. to like 10 p.m.
I just say hi and then I go to sleep.
There's just nothing there.
You just, I've been dealing with this shit
for two years and literally it's the same shit
all the fucking time.
You're never home, you're either gaming with your friends,
going to tickle ball,
sitting on the fucking couch like a fat ass, or what?
What else are you doing?
Literally nothing, because you have literally no ambition.
You don't do anything.
Don't do anything.
I'm gonna ask the question,
because I've seen a relationship like this before.
I have a feeling you're both cheating on each other.
Please.
I mean, I have, and she caught me.
I haven't.
So let me let me tell you what happened, all right.
So basically, I think it was like, October or something, right?
Yeah.
Playboard Cardi was throwing an after party in SF and I was like, I bet let me go.
and then just went sideways in the after party.
She just went sideways.
Yeah, so like, I'm being so dead ass with you bro,
like it was the worst thing ever,
but like I said sorry and I try to like, you know,
reconcile things and-
Those sideways that your own best friend had to tell me
that you were sleeping with the girl inside the room.
And showing me photos of you all around that party,
all up on her for giving you a lap dance.
You guys go into a room, yeah.
Okay.
Elmans, bro, how can I, Elmans?
Actually, Elmans.
What am I supposed to say, bro?
Like, you're my therapist, you're supposed to help.
Okay, so here's what I think,
and I'm gonna be coming to your door.
Listen, yeah, so that's where I'm getting to.
You know, I've heard both sides of the story.
Tori, I'm gonna be honest, right off the bat,
this relationship just doesn't seem very loving.
As you know, Jordan's cheated, Tori,
you're going out to parties without your boyfriend.
You're sleeping over guys' houses.
Like, that should not happen, okay?
Jordan, you should not, you're way in the wrong
sticking Reda, injecting her with Reda
while she was asleep.
Even if you think she's getting fat,
by the way, Tori, you're not fat at all, okay?
You're not getting fat.
She is though, she is getting fat.
You are so, you know what?
Please, you could barely get it up there
with that small dick of yours.
please
What are you laughing at?
My point is I do not think that there is a fix to this relationship or whatever the
Oh, she's gonna call my dick small but her shit stink, bro. Oh my god
Are you do all you do you don't even?
All you do bro, are you all you don't even drink water?
You don't even eat healthy all you do is drink red bowls and like fucking you go to Starbucks this whole shit
My bad you go like all like you just eat random bullshit
And then you expect me like like your shit like no and you expect me to like you too while you're also doing the exact same
Shit anything worse because I don't know you fucking stay in bed until like I don't know fucking like 11 every day or even like till 3
Please you don't do anything you have no ambition and I've been telling you this literally for the past two years
It's always on her keep and you never do anything about it never do anything. What do you think? Yeah about Lacey?
No, no, I do not agree. I do not agree. Listen, I think that a relationship in order for a relationship to work
It has to be non-judgmental. You can't you guys can't judge
Okay
I'm judging hard
You see what I mean like she's just gonna keep judging me and you want to know something like honestly like all the time
It's repetitive. Are you not like it's not talking to your head like it's not talking to you like
So is is is
What do you do? What do you guys do for a living Tory? What do you do for a living?
The college student. Okay, and Jordan. What about you? Oh?
I dropped out when I started my own marketing business. Okay. I mean that seems it's not going far. That's not going far
It's not going anywhere besides south
Please go please. It's not though
like you see like I don't tell her how much I make because like ever okay so
let me tell you this credit card please no but let me know
relation no that absolutely like no trolly see so like let me tell you this
when I was like a brokeie right like after everything happened I was like a
brokeie I was like you know I told her I'm gonna hit 10k one month right yeah
they said she like she didn't she didn't support me she just started laughing I'm
I'm like, you know, in my head, I'm like,
I never saw that 10K.
I never saw that.
No, but, but let me tell you something.
Like last month or what, what is it?
July now, when was May?
Two months ago?
So like May, I made my first 10K
and I spent it all on myself because I didn't,
I didn't want to buy anything for her
because how are you gonna laugh at me
when I'm gonna say one day I'm gonna make 10K.
You know what I mean?
So like, you know what I mean?
So, so, Jordan, how old are you?
18.
So Tori, I don't think it should be expected
of an 18 year old, like he's 18.
It shouldn't be expected for him to be making 10 K a month.
You know, it's very rare for someone below the age of 20,
even 25 to be making $10,000 a month.
I, if you guys want to come together as a couple
and in a relationship, I think that it needs to be,
that needs to be in everything.
It needs to be in a support system.
It needs to be, financially, you guys are both,
How old are you Tori?
You said you're in college, so you're probably like 20.
No, I'm also 18.
18 as well.
Okay, so you guys are both 18.
Like you guys need to work together.
That's how things are built.
If he has a business, instead of pushing his business down,
support his business.
No, listen bro, when she found out how much I spent in May,
she was like, oh, can you buy me this?
Can you buy me that?
Can you buy me this?
Oh, oh, my brandy card's this, my brandy card's that.
So like, I'm not gonna buy you shit.
You know what I mean?
Cause you weren't there for me.
That's fair.
Tori, what do you think?
Honestly, I just think of what you're saying is bullshit.
I really do.
Like honestly, all you're saying is bullshit
because I was there for during all your hard times.
Yeah, you know what?
Baby, I wasn't supportive towards this like business
of yours or whatever the hell you want to call it.
But come on, I want someone that's also in school
and I tried talking to you to go back in school
and it would help you make you go farther.
Like it's not really showing.
And like also like, come on,
I'd be paying for you more than you'd be paying for me.
So I feel like-
That's cap though.
Like you nearly-
Okay, so who got you,
who got you what you needed from Target the other day
and what did, I also-
But like it's Target.
It's Target.
I went to actually because you were hungry.
I got you all together the other day.
Guys, I don't think Thanos could help this relationship.
I like I'm like I this is fucking cook. This is you you are as big as Thanos, bro
You can for sure help us. I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to
Sign and I'm taking your sign
You're not helping bro. There is no helping this there's zero love. There's zero. There's zero caring about each other here
It's just been negative and toxic. You guys are not meant for each other at all. I
I could have told you that last month.
What are you doing?
You didn't because when...
No, don't even start that shit right now.
You didn't because last month you're like,
oh my god I love you so much and I want to be with you for the rest of my life
and all of a sudden when you get on this call you want to act all different.
You want to act all different. You want to act all high and mighty because Lacey's in front of you.
When really, let's be so far away. I fucking wear the pants in the relationship bitch.
No she does not, bro.
I do everything I booked everything for us. I make sure everything's in line in coordinate because you have literally
You literally do nothing you just sit there. You're just a boyfriend. That's just a certain is there
You're like the NPC in the corner
Well, Lacey sit up bro, come on. Oh
Like you're genuinely you know you you you're genuinely
Has no words because there's no saving you. There's no saving you
I've had this talk with you without Lacy privately in front of our friends in front of your parents in front of our siblings
I've had this talk with you so many times and it's still not talking to your head that you need a man up like grow some balls
Like have they not dropped yet?
This is where as a man, you just got to cut it bro. You got to cut it
But what the relationship listen to the way she's talking to you
But like you don't like toxic girls either like you know some some toxic girls are there
Yeah, I mean shit that's that something that's I mean, I'm gonna go lie that's valid validation your internet your internet. Um
No, but like listen like I feel like I dropped my balls because I dropped out of college
Right when I graduated I said you know what I'm not going to fucking school bro
Cuz like I'm majoring in business. You feel me like yeah business not gonna do shit in college
So I'm like alright. Let me drop out. I'm gonna do something for myself. Yeah, but she was always the one like oh
No, you got to go to school like she's like my she was like she was trying to be a mom like I
I don't want you to be my fucking mom.
Do you guys want us to be like...
If you don't want me to be your fucking mom, then stop telling me to book your doctor's appointment, your dentist appointment, stop telling me to do all your shit for you, like I'm your mom.
But that's what girlfriends do though, like...
He's not wrong.
That's what girlfriends do.
That's what girlfriends do, he puts food on the table, he puts a roof over your head.
He does not put food on no fucking table, that table's not even there, cause he can't afford that table.
Please.
She's saying that while I pay for all the rent, bro.
No, you don't.
Literally, no, you don't.
Last month I was putting out the money.
And the month before that, and the month before that.
Yes, she's lying.
She's lying.
She's lying, bro.
I swear to God, she's lying.
Don't do anything.
All you do is go out.
Literally, you're out right now.
You're in your car.
Where?
How about I go somewhere else?
Are we gonna go somewhere else?
No.
I'm about to play pickleball.
Yeah, cause that's all you literally do.
You don't do anything else.
play pickleball, go home, eat like a fat ass,
but it's like, repeat, literally, or what?
What else?
Girl, please.
All right, so listen, listen, Lacey.
So like right now we're long distance in the summer.
Oh, you guys are long distance too.
No, no, no, we, no, no, no, what?
Come on, listen, bro.
So basically right now I'm in Sacramento,
hanging out with my family, right?
Yeah.
We both live in Long Beach.
We have an apartment together in this den,
like, you know, it's like 2,500 a month.
But she's been acting hella sus ever since we've been,
but she's still in SoCal.
So like, it's just like, what, she barely talks to me.
So you think she's cheating on you?
You know I have family there.
I don't think, I don't, I don't swing that way, bro.
I don't, I don't accuse, you know,
if it happens, it happens.
Oh, okay.
I don't accuse either.
I just see the truth on my phone from your friend.
Wow, I mean, listen, guys,
I'm gonna get my final consensus here.
I think you guys need an actual therapist.
Newsflash, I lied.
I've never done therapy in my life.
I'm gonna be honest, I didn't think this complex
of a relationship with two absolute morons
would come out across my desk here.
You guys clearly are in an unhealthy relationship,
unhappy, like you guys are over here
calling each other fat asses.
You're injecting a red-a in her while she's sleeping.
She's going to parties and sleeping
other guy's houses saying they're gay best friends but she blacked out sleeping with them.
But I'm not gonna lie, y'all are fucking cooked! This is fries! Y'all need to break up!
Okay, no no no listen, listen Lacey, when you were struggling with, what's her name?
Darla? When you were struggling with Darla, how'd you get her back? You were like...
We were dating! We never dated! Completely different scenarios!
No, but you were you were a fat piece of shit back then and
You were fucking on you were like dick writing people and like all of a sudden now like you're like
You're on top. So how'd you do that? How'd I bro? Listen, I'm gonna be honest. You're gonna be honest with you, Jordan
Drop this girl. That's below you right now. She's holding you back. Oh god. She is and how do I how do I find her?
Find what just drop her focus on yourself or she's holding you back
She's she's telling you you're 18 years old you made ten bands in a month and she's telling you fuck your shitty business
That you don't have ambition you don't need that kind of mindset in your life and Tory
You don't need a you don't need a man like him who's cheating on you you guys don't need each other
You hear this bro
You hear this
All right, keep going sorry listen, I think listen this I'm gonna wrap this therapy session up
I think y'all need to break up final consensus um
Final thoughts from each of you. Jordan final thoughts
Final thoughts for me. Yes
Honestly, I'm gonna try to take your advice, but I think after this I'm gonna block on everything
Okay, okay
In front of my house in like literally two days, okay, sorry. What's your final thoughts?
I don't think there's anything that's going to rest from this definitely it's not going
to get to him because I've talked to him multiple times about it so.
You know what if anybody in the chat wants her they can have her bro.
Okay this is when I completed so you guys are breaking up now this is when the complete
ops.
Bro I don't I don't I'm scared anymore.
I'm supposed to picture you guys and y'all are breaking up.
Bro you said I'm the worst therapist ever bro.
You said, you literally said, I'm a therapist, I'm gonna help you, and then all of a sudden
you say, you guys are fucking cooked!
And then now you're gonna say, oh you guys are breaking up now?
Like bro, make up your mind bro, please help.
I'm overwhelmed, I'm overwhelmed, I give up, I hope you guys fall in love and love each
other forever, bye.
Now you know it, sorry, sorry, what's your final thoughts?
My final thoughts.
Honestly, I just, I don't see this going anymore, anymore, like I've, I don't cry anymore, I
No tears left. Oh, so you're just numb. You're just numb. Yeah, it's either I'm numb or girl
I'd be getting pissed. I'm like this like left the right
Listen, Tori, there's so many people in the chat. I'm sure that would just love love the chance to be your boyfriend
I have one person the chance names anti-con he would love to be your boyfriend
Listen Tori, I hope your relationship works out. I'm sorry, but I think you guys should break up. Have a good night
Jesus Christ, bro, what the fuck? What the actual fuck? I have to pee! I have to pee!
I have to pee!
Oh my god, I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
Wait, I'm actually stuck.
You
Why are y'all saying call Eric?
in Vartana fighting?
It's hot, bro.
Oh, god, it's hot.
They're up the ass, like.
Shit.
OK.
All right.
Wait, we have.
I already did them.
Hello?
Ashabella?
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, how you doing?
Hello.
Hey, how you doing, Ashabella?
Good. How are you?
Yes, I can see you. Is your boyfriend in the call or is he with you?
Yeah, he's in the call. His name is Sean.
Sean, okay. Before I drag Sean in here, let me talk to you just a little bit.
First of all, your name is Ashabella. Nice to meet you.
What's going on with your relationship? Just so I can introduce myself.
My name is Dr. Lacey.
I actually went to, I have a degree in what I call
Psychopedic Therapeutics.
And Psychopedic Therapeutics is basically the study of relationships.
I have a bachelor's degree.
So, you're in good hands.
So talk to me.
What's going on?
Basically, I think my boyfriend is cheating on me because he spends all of his time with
his girl best friend.
Granted they've been together since I mean they've been friends since they were like kids and we've been together for five years
but like he literally goes on vacation with
Her and her family all the time, and I'm never invited to the vacations
It just doesn't make sense, and I'm trying to get married like I'm graduated. I'm out of school. He's in school still
Yeah, how long have you guys been together?
Five years.
All right, I'm gonna drag Sean here. I'm gonna talk to Sean and then I'm gonna get you guys both again and talk to both you guys
Hey Sean, how you doing? Can you turn your camera on and mic off please?
Yo
How you doing Sean?
I'm doing all right brother. How you doing? Pretty good. Pretty good. I just talked to I just talked to Bella your girlfriend and
What's going on, brother?
What's going on?
I'm just going to say it.
She's a little insecure about me and my childhood best friend,
who I've been friends with, my best friends with her family and everything like that.
I think that she's insecure and I think that I'm in school right now trying to become a dentist.
And we're both 22, I know I'm going to start making a good amount of money once I get out
of school.
And there's just been some things she's been saying that's kind of leading me towards
the wrong way, maybe making me think a little bit that she might be looking for the future
and my money a little bit, my wallet, right?
So I think this may be her bringing up.
So you have a feeling that, number one, you feel that she's being a little insecure, worrying
about you and your childhood best friend.
And number two, you're a little worried that she's maybe in it with you for the wrong reasons.
That's correct, doctor.
Okay.
Let me get both of you guys in here real quick.
Let me try.
Ash, I'm in.
Okay.
Hello, Ashabella.
I'm good to see you again.
If you could turn your camera on.
Okay.
Okay, you see me. Yes, I can see you. So, I just talked to Sean a little bit. Listen, Sean, Sean thinks it seems there's one big issue. Okay.
And it's a common issue in a lot of the cases that I see here with what I do. And it's the worry that there's another person.
So, Ashabella, you clearly are very worried that Sean is potentially being unfaithful to you with his best friend, yeah?
Yeah.
And Sean feels like you're just being insecure.
I don't feel like it. I know he is, really.
He knows you're being insecure.
Yes, I know it.
But why, he spends more time with her.
Like, anytime we would go home, like for the weekend, for college,
I would ask him to come home with me, because we both live in two different states.
I would ask him, come home with me, spend time with my family, he, what?
My folks moved, right?
And so now it's the summer, I'm home with my parents right now.
I live in Louisiana, she lives in Texas.
But my family has kind of always been around Louisiana, and now I live here, and my best
friend actually lives here too.
But it's never been an issue, okay?
Nothing's ever been an issue.
I feel like recently Ashley's been bringing this up a little bit more.
Ashley Bell has been bringing this up a little more, trying to tell me, hey, you know, write
a flag this, write a flag that, but I mean, I can show you this text, okay?
She sent me a text that said, if we're getting married, I don't think I should have to work
if I don't want to.
You know, that's cool. That's cool and all right, you know, I'm not I'm not gonna be a millionaire millionaire like you
I'm not gonna do it. I'm you know, I'm gonna have a good income, but
Shit's expensive. I mean, okay
Here's here's my thing on that. I think when it comes to a relationship, you know that type of decision
Depends on what you agree on as a couple the way personally like I've already had this conversation the way I grew up
my dad taught me that the man provides and the woman takes care of the kids,
make sure the house is clean and cooks the food. That's how I grew up.
It's not sexist, it's not sexism. That's just how some people were taught.
That's how some people grew up. That's how my household was and that's how I
would personally want my household to be. Now maybe it's the same for Asha Bella
and maybe it's different for you, Shia.
Hey, equality, right?
So you guys have different perspectives on what a household should look like when you guys are married or together, yes?
Okay, well, he told me in high school that he would retire me because he knew that he was going to get a nice job and he was going to have all this money and he could retire me.
High school? You're the girl.
Okay.
Okay, but I know what I deserve.
deserve the ring I want because I'm getting married once. Do I not? If I'm
getting married once, I deserve my dream ring and I'm not asking for much, but I
know what I deserve.
Do you hear this? Do you hear the, okay.
That's what I said.
What happened to tell on your girl, hey bitch listen to me, what happened to that?
That's that's no no because that's what you said. Yeah, no.
No, so listen, I see both perspectives here.
I see Asher Bella, a strong, confident, independent woman
who thinks that she deserves a ring, a house,
and all of this, and you, on the other hand, Sean,
you're sitting there thinking,
why the fuck doesn't she have to work for it?
Why do I have to do all the work?
Why do I have to go to work 10 hours a day?
Well, she gets to sit on her ass at home
and she expects a big ring, she expects a nice house, right?
And at the same time, you can't have friends
that you wanna have.
All right, no prenup.
Okay, whatever.
He's probably just gonna marry his best friend anyway.
That's just the main issue.
He spends so much time with her.
So that's the main issue.
You, the main issue is the best friend.
Okay, Sean, give me a little backstory
about your best friend.
What's her name?
How long have you guys been friends?
What's the dynamic there?
All right, we've known Katie's family.
My family's known Katie's family for...
I was in like elementary school. Yeah, we've been going on to family vacations together. It's nothing crazy
I mean, it's it's like I mean you've had a girl best friend right before yeah, yeah, actually I had a girl
Best friend her name was also Katie
Okay, well
Yeah, did you have a girlfriend at the time did you have a re-talking to somebody at the time?
No, I never had a girlfriend
Yeah, that's right. I never I never had a girlfriend till last year
That's besides the point, that's besides the point, okay?
So have you, I'm just gonna add straight up,
and I think it's a time for honesty, Sean.
Have you ever had feelings for Katie
at all throughout your life?
Cause I would find it very hard to believe
that sometime in middle school, sometime in high school,
maybe college, there was never a time where you felt,
oh, I have a crush where I like Katie.
Maybe in like elementary middle school, right?
But that's it. I mean, you know, you're a kid. It rolls around, you know, whatever,
bro. It's like, it should happen, right? I mean, it's not like it's, it's not like
it's crazy thing that you would have.
But you and Kate have never exceeded the friend boundary. Yes, I never case you guys
have never held hands or hugged.
They've spent the night together. They hugged all the time.
Ashabella, what do you have to say about that?
I don't like it.
Sean thinks of her like a sister.
So it's OK if they hug.
It's OK if they're cute and they tickle each other.
And that they have sleepovers because their families are
close.
And I mean, why can't I hang out with them?
Like, why do I never get invited to the vacations
and stuff like that?
Sean, I'm going to be honest, brother.
You have a good problem here.
Your girlfriend wants to spend more time with you.
Now, the only way this is a bad problem is if what she's saying is true.
Do you and Katie have – do you tickle her?
Brother, maybe like seven years ago.
Oh, okay. Yeah, sir. You literally walk up there and you just, like, poke her.
Okay. That's not tickling. That's just poking – that's just having fun, right?
Or just poking each other. I mean, what's so wrong about that?
Don't don't even hang on so you just walk up to Katie and poker your brother you're walking swirly, dude
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Katie is Katie is 20 22 as well
Okay, so Katie so so you you
You. That's fucking crazy. Hold on. Can we just stop for a second? Yeah. No. Yeah. Go
ahead. Speak your mind. Was that not fucking insane? That was insane. But I, I, I, it's
very clear. It's a battle. Let's make it a joke. She's laughing. She laughs. Hey. Why
are you guys together right now? Are you, are you at home? Are you on vacation? Why aren't
you guys together right now? Because he lives in Louisiana. I live in Dallas. Okay. My
My parents moved to Louisiana a few months ago.
Yeah, we used to live five minutes away from each other.
And we hang out all the time.
And we lived together.
We used to go to high school.
We used to go to high school.
We used to go to high school.
Guys, I know what's going on here.
Tell us, Doc.
So what's going on here is you guys used to be five minutes
away, and Asha Bella developed a connection.
She developed a need to have you around,
because it's been years where you were five minutes away.
You were a text away.
you were a call away, a walk away even.
And then you moved and now Asha Bella is feeling like,
oh, Sean isn't here anymore.
I can't see Sean whenever I want.
And the way a girl feels about her boyfriend
and about her man is a different way than a guy feels, right?
It's like more of a need, more of a year.
And you aren't giving her what she needs.
And she immediately goes into defense mode
and thinks, oh, he's giving that to Katie.
That's the way her brain works.
And it's not-
You're not gonna tell me what the fuck,
you're not gonna tell me what the fuck my girl needs, okay?
That's crazy.
Okay.
Do I, am I gonna say anything?
Absolutely no.
You know, I don't even wanna-
At least I know, as she said, at least I know, brother.
But no, I don't watch her girl, dude.
I'm trying to help you, I'm the doctor.
I don't think you do.
I don't know who you are getting up in the camera.
I'll fucking knock those glasses right off your face, Sean.
Brother, you can't even get on your fucking feet, buddy.
Okay?
Okay.
I'm sorry, but like you can't, okay?
And even if you did, I'm fastening you,
I'm strong and I'll beat you up and you can't catch me.
So I don't know what to fuck tell you.
Okay.
Sorry.
So, do you understand what I'm saying though?
This has never been a problem with Katie in the past,
has it, until you moved?
Pretty much.
But I just want a ring.
Like I don't know, I feel like he's spending so much time
with her when we could literally be getting married.
Why are we backfilling here?
You know, it's just like we're talking about Katie
She's like, when she brings up a ring, right?
That's not, you see what I'm saying?
Because I'm ready to get married.
Hello, I'm graduated.
What the fuck am I gonna do?
What are we gonna have kids?
Because...
It seems like Asha Bella wants to move a lot quicker
in a direction that Shawn, you're not ready to move in.
Listen, I have about a year and a half left of college
for my, for my dentistry and I just,
I don't really want to go too quickly until I'm done.
Okay, and that's, that Ashavella is where you,
as his girlfriend and as his partner,
have to be understanding and say, okay,
he's focused on getting his dentist degree.
He wants to be a dentist.
Why is he gonna be wanting to be a dentist?
So he could provide for you.
So he can put a roof over your head,
put food on your table, take care of your kids.
And you have to understand that and not rush him and say,
Okay, I understand.
We can talk and push the conversation of kids
and marriage until after you're graduated.
So now you're getting some good advice.
Yeah, but he just calls me a gold digger.
And every time I tell him, I know what I deserve.
I deserve a big ring and nothing less.
He calls me ungrateful.
Sean, is that true?
No, not a little bit, but like.
Well, I mean, Sean's not completely wrong here,
Shabella it seems like you want the marriage more for the big diamond rock on your finger rather than to be with him for the rest of his life
It may be something wait. It's the movies that what she's saying, but it's the way she's fucking saying
Yeah, that doesn't come off the right way, you know, yeah, I don't think it's bad to know what I deserve
Just
Speak your mind Sean say what you really mean don't hold the back. This is a time for
Here's something like that and it makes me just want to like
I'm sure he's thinking about his future with Katie and what ring he's gonna buy Katie
and what roof he's gonna
this and i don't think he i wouldn't be with you still okay
you hear what he said actually he's been saying that if you wanted to be with
katey he could
which means him and katey have probably had a conversation with me
yeah i'm sure they have no
because he's single
and he spent so much time with her
it's like i could have i wanted to but i'm not i don't want to
that means he's got about it if he wanted to
No.
OK.
That's your best friend.
Like, y'all have been friends longer than we've
been together, so heck you crazy.
And Asher Bella, think about it.
Sean just said, just now, he said,
every time she mentions that ring in this marriage,
it makes me just want to go fuck the shit out of Katie.
He literally basically just said,
I didn't fucking say that.
You basically said that.
Yeah, you basically said that.
Dr. Lacey knows everything.
Don't know.
I'm just going to help us.
You have to figure it out.
You don't.
I thought you were supposed to help us and not
I'm getting I'm getting I'm getting honesty out you guys need to have an awkward tough conversation that clearly hasn't been had before
So just say it Sean just say it you want to crack Katie?
bro, bro
I'm sure he does that's why he's been so much time with her that's why they
I'm sure he already has
Sure
They slept together essentially so many times in the same room. I was on the floor, okay
That's fucking weird. You're 22 years old
Not not not
Is there any chance we get Katie in the call?
Or is she not like a discord I don't think we should I don't think we should I think we should get Katie in the call
I don't think so because
You know
All you want are her feelings.
You don't want to lose her?
Wait, so why were you OK with getting
Ashabella in the call, but not Katie?
Seems like you're prioritizing one over the other.
In my profession, I think I should be.
I want to ask Bella on the call and not Katie,
because I like Ashabella more.
I think, I mean, whoa.
Whoa, you like her more?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's couples therapy, OK?
It's not couples plus one therapy, right?
Am I right or wrong?
So I would love to have Katie's opinion. I would love to talk to Katie, if that's possible. If not, I understand.
Yes, I'm going to go walk to her house right now. I'm sure she's in bed. I'm sure she's thinking about you in bed.
You know, I'm sure she's doing something with her family or, you know...
I mean, well, listen, we can we just on you guys.
She told me she was talking to a guy anyway, so.
So you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
About her life.
Well, we're best friends.
Okay, so Sean, I'm going to ask you a question.
What if you found out next week that Ashabella was going out to dinner, going to a movie,
going over to her friend Todd's house, and you're like, whoa, who the fuck is Todd?
And she goes, oh, Todd's my best friend.
I trust people.
I trust her.
Okay.
Okay.
opinion if she didn't want to be with me or if she was cheating on me it's her
it's her loss okay I'm not here to to I'm not one to step in and say hey you
can't do this you can't do that you can't do this I'm not gonna be I'm not
controlling I'm not the controlling type okay if she want to be with me she's gonna
be with me if she doesn't she doesn't right if she wants to do somebody else
she's gonna be with somebody else you're fine without me it's not a saying it is
what kind of what you're saying Sean you're basically saying that you're you
You're always playing with her.
I understand what you mean for once, but I will when you're right.
Listen, Sean, if you have a girl best friend, fine.
But if you're a girlfriend, you're a partner,
that you've been with for five years,
that you're talking about marrying one day,
tells you, hey, this is bothering me,
that you spend this much time with this person.
I want you to spend more time with me.
And you're saying, no.
That's a problem, dude.
That's a problem.
I can't side with you on that.
And I'm not siding with anybody because I'm a doctor.
I stay completely unbiased.
You just said I'm not siding with you.
And then you just said the exact sentence right after you go,
I'm not siding with anybody.
OK, listen, listen.
Sean, would you say that it's a fair take that you are
hesitant on putting a ring on Ashiabella's finger because
part of you deep down inside, whether it's you from 10 years
ago, that you from five years ago, or that you from now,
wants that ring to be on Katie's finger.
I just want to make more money before I'm able to do that.
I want to buy her a nice ring.
I don't want to, I want to buy her something that, you know,
she deserves, right?
I mean, who?
Katie or Ashabella?
Yeah, absolutely.
What are we doing here?
We're asking.
Yeah, I'm curious too, because I don't know
what direction it's going to go in.
I think 80s always gonna be in
your life and you don't see
your parents one on one
hanging out with there if they
had a girl best friend.
Yeah.
You're right.
You're right.
Why don't I go out?
I'm just going to start with
Ashabella now.
Yeah, why can't why can't
Ashabella hang out with you
guys and come on vacation with
you guys?
What's the problem with that?
We I don't know we've never
Why can't Ashabella and Katie become best friends lower your fucking voice?
Yo Sean why can't Ashabella and Katie be best friends and all three of you be friends go on these trips together
They can't but look at the look what's happening. It's sort of like a car. It's like a
Ashley already has a bad connotation of Katie, right?
So that's where the problem lies.
We know how girls are, brother.
They're not gonna, they're not just gonna be like,
oh yeah, you know, not gonna be friends, right?
I mean.
That's where the problem lies, Sean.
And this is a question I want to ask you.
But hold on, hold on, doctor speaking.
I want you to be not only honest with me,
but honest with yourself here.
If it came down one day to a decision
where Asha Bella said, this isn't working for me,
it's either me or Katie.
Who are you choosing?
Or vice versa.
If Katie said, hey, I don't want you dating Achebella, I want you to myself, who are you
choosing?
All right, just hear me out.
Just hear me out here.
And Ashley?
Achebella?
I call her Ashley.
You just got to hear me out here, okay?
Why not?
That's never a good start.
Wait, sorry.
Did you just say you want both?
Why not both?
I don't know what that means no okay you look your face looks like you just saw a horror film
yeah because he's been lying this entire call saying that oh Katie's nothing she's just a friend
but clearly you have a crush on her you say that shot that was the worst shot I've ever seen
Telling your five-year girlfriend why not both? What the fuck kind of shot was that, Sean?
You gotta try, bro. That's all I'm saying. I mean, what? You can't knock a guy for trying, right?
I'm going to be honest, Ashley, you deserve better.
Thank you.
You deserve better.
And Shawn, Shawn, you deserve Katie.
Sure, I guess that's why it makes him makes him happy.
I've always told him I know what I deserve and clearly he doesn't want to be what I deserve.
All right, bro. All I'm saying is.
She's better than one.
Y'all are lost cause, bro. Listen, I hope you guys.
That's what I think. I hope you guys figure this out.
I can't help with therapy anymore, bro.
I'm I'm terrible at this.
I don't know dude like Michael I shot past them all bro. Yo, Ashabella
Um, I want to introduce you to somebody after you break up with Sean and his name is Andrew. Oh, yeah, okay?
I want you to beat this. Oh my gosh
please
Please give me drew
I'll take him. I know he's up for grabs. I'll take him. He is up for grabs on the best money
I'm sure drew would treat me way better. He would drew would treat you like a king only issue is drew is gay
So, unfortunately, it's not gonna work.
And listen, I hope you guys have a great night.
I'll see you guys later.
Peace, buddy.
I'm showing, like, yo, dude.
How have I managed to break up three couples?
How have I actually managed to break up three couples?
It's gotta be a talent.
It's actually gotta be a talent.
I'm the worst therapist of all time.
But anyways, that's going to wrap this video up.
That's it for Dr. Lacey.
I hope you guys enjoyed.
Make sure to drop a like, comment, and subscribe.
And let me know in the comments if you guys want to see more Love Therapy videos.
I'm going to be stuck on desktop content for about two months.
Also drop some other ideas that you guys have in the comments to involve viewers live on
stream and if you guys want you guys can always come watch and be involved in the streams on discord twitch.tv slash lacy
I'm signing out peace
Wow, I actually just broke up three couples chat. I actually just broke up three couples
The first couple, the first couple with cinema, wait, what first couple, Paul Eric, why do
y'all, I think we're going to actually need help, bro.
You created a couple with Eric and Leslie?
Are Dawn and Leslie are hanging out right now?
How?
Oh
Say what I he wrote say what I say what I Eric dropped her off
I'm a little worried because I
tomorrow I fly to Miami.
looking good? Ash Alk?
Am I tweaking? I'm so lost.
Did you just AI her at my setup? Oh my God, that's me. Yo, I
can't. Um, so I'm worried because tomorrow I fly to
I'm going to the World Cup game in Miami, Norway versus England, and then the day after that is Pro Am, and I haven't played, reload or landed at our drop spot a single game.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Play now, but I want to play with Clicks.
Wait, should I see if Clicks can hop on?
I'm on vacation right now, sorry Lacey, I'm on vacation, my name's Clix and I go on vacation
every two weeks.
And I can't even play the map, I can't even practice or play the map that I need to play!
Wait, Oasis is the map?
I didn't know that.
It's not?
like how do I even practice like actually how do I practice in 10 seconds this
isn't the map so I have to wait 20 minutes just to play the map I want to
play play customs brother if I play customs you guys are just gonna stream
sniping land on me
alright bro let's try a fucking custom with the chat let's try a custom with
the chat bro let's try it how do you how do you host customs on reload
Reload Tournament settings.
Alright, I'll make y'all a deal.
I'll make y'all a deal.
I'll drop the code in the chat and if I don't get stream sniped and y'all let me play and
And we make it to end game, I'll pay $100 per game to somebody who ever wins in the
Check.
Drew's calling me.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm down to do us.
Wait, join me.
Join me.
Join me.
So chat I'm playing customs with the chat so I can practice for program if y'all land at my POI and try to kill me
In Greece, I will not be paying up
But if you do not and we actually make it to endgame I
will
Give a hundred dollars to whoever wins the game. Okay, I'll give a hundred dollars
So I'm about to do do those
If you don't have a duo maybe find somebody from the chat. I don't know. I'm dropping code in approximately two minutes
So open up your games. Okay, open up your games
Join up drew
There's new skins
Look you see the Marlin skin? Oh my god. You got the Lacy skin on and I got the Marlin skin.
I do not have a Lacy skin on.
Alright, I'm about to drop code chat. Chat I'm about to drop code, I'm about to drop code in the chat.
It's going to fill up really quick, okay?
Wait, this is reload?
Yes, it's reload. It's literally the only way that I can practice for Pro-In.
I mean, I'm probably at the
similar skill level to click.
So this should be good.
Practice.
So chat.
Here's the rules.
I'm going to tell you all right
straight up what the rules are.
Okay.
The rules in this there are zero
rules.
The only rule is you cannot land
at hostile hold.
If you land at hostile hold.
This you grief the scrim for
everybody in the chat.
Simple as that.
Okay.
This is that.
Make sure you're on West.
code is lacy six seven okay that's the code lacy six seven wait I think there's
pros trying to get into this shit what one of the pros from the scrim server
just get me asking for the code no no no no pros no pros no pros no pros no
pros don't don't join bruh it's he's literally playing with lucky and chat
Oh my god, wait I have to start button.
I started it, it's fun.
Okay.
Nobody land!
Hostile hold!
If you do, I'm banning you from the chat and you cannot get paid to 100 others.
I want to host these games for fun for the chat, okay?
not great bro
oh my five
is this where you're landing with clicks yes so you think we're about to have
this entire PLI on con yes how it's seven like how many people are in this game
How are 40 people meant to land on this map? This map is tiny.
If you didn't get in this game, you can get in the next one, bro.
Think about it, Chat.
Nice. I've just seen five people jump at the same time as me.
These games go really quick.
Wait, wait, they asked you to listen. There's just one...
Oh, never mind. There's like three duos coming here.
could be worse
bro bro bro could be worse it could be worse
of course
I'm dead
where did that guy even come from bro
his name is shrimp WTJ shrimp nice
yo you're in a fucking orb that
this guy's orb pays him $20 a month to have WTJ in his name
There's like 15 in there closet. I can look at one
I can't play on this it's unplayable like I legitimately unplayable I can't eat
All right, all right, I'm swapping
I think we're gonna push
Good my box I can't I can't eat
I think they're resing in here
It's rise you'll rise why are you in her game
I
Drive
So right are you that board?
How does it say it could be a fake but he's level 250 so it seems some of the
That's it up there. No two seconds say like two seconds
We could try to queue up a pro one I'm gonna be fucking dog shit but we could queue up a
I don't know what to do here, I'm just getting held to where I'm looking to spawn in.
I need a shotgun, chat.
So what's the matter for this?
Like, do you land on your teammate?
Is there anybody laying on you right now?
Just be fucked.
Fuck down, I just killed boys.
I'm looking shitting on these kids though. I'm trying to stack now check out to you
Yo stop saying this is my icon skin
You're so far in store
I have the users on me too.
Turn on delay.
Let's follow me in on you.
Oh, fuck the ground.
Just come to you.
Everyone, are you and all the people that you're fighting here
right about to start shooting on everyone?
I'm the best fucking player to ever touch this game.
Do you see how far on the map we are?
I'm here.
Are you going to shoot me?
I'm actually so good
Oh, no, I'm getting to I can't really see it but the chest is saying is my husband. I mean
I mean, how to see it. Do we make it in?
Yes. I want to.
Alright, here I am.
Heads up, I just have to nothing.
That's fine.
I'm laying over here for the longest time.
For the longest time.
I'm laying over here for the longest time.
I'm laying over here for the longest time.
I'm laying over here for the longest time.
up come on me come on me come on me come on me you're coming all over you can't we
have actually like low key little ending going it's not how ever reload matches
me and minis I have so many
there'll be shocks there you're gone was this be a purple gun I don't have a shock
I'm the fuck is like that. How do you stream sniping still not good enough to kill you know how embarrassing that is
Come come come come. I'm trying to work in this
How's wall
I
Have a big
Top top three top three top three top three
50 you have whites or no always have seven minis
I think he's a solo unless he's just fucking
There's a hungry ASP, so it's looky ass
I need a shit on someone so I can get some heals
I'm better than every player in this chat
I think he dipped, I don't think he's fucking lurking
lurking. I need that. No lights, nice.
I need some, I need some.
Oh, you need some too?
Yeah.
Not me, then how come no one's killing me, chat?
How come nobody in this shack can kill me in a reload mesh?
I'm not better than everybody.
Oh, what the fuck?
I'm cracking, I'm cracking, I'm cracking.
Nice.
What is that?
Oh, oh, oh, like many people on, bro.
His chat is so ashy, I can't fight your wands, bro.
And I have a fucking handicap, Drew Wall on my team.
Bro!
Wait, you come up here, Jadon.
Yeah, I'm coming.
Yeah, I'm gonna ready up.
I'm gonna ready up and come back.
Okay, yes, ready up and come here and I'll say,
please, and then I'm gonna queue up again.
Chat, no one's getting paid out from that game
because you guys stream sniped me.
So congratulations, y'all just made zero dollars.
Congrats, bro.
Congratulations.
Put a W in the chat for yourself.
yourself fucking morons.
L scam because you got killed. No, it's called I said nobody land on me and I got landed on by 14 people.
That's why.
I don't know if that's the code.
It gets so hot, it's actually unbeared hot.
You know, I'm instantly sweating to do it.
Dude, it's like the AC in the house is broken
And it's actually probably like 85 degrees in my room,
Jadam fam.
Open the window, I shouldn't have to fucking open the window, bro.
I literally shouldn't have to open the window, fuck.
We have air conditioning in a fucking $30 million house.
I'll say a W stream
Why is that when you
What's the code
Bro, why would I even tell you all the code just so you guys can get in and fucking grief me?
Straight up, why would I?
Alright, if you guys say, if you guys say yes, Lacey, we will not grief you, then, then I will give you guys the code.
Fuck you.
W, Lacey, eating so others don't get fat.
Here's the code.
The code is 45621.
That's the code right there in the jet I spammed it.
Get in quick.
NA West.
I think that's the code.
I might be even check even with the pros going I might be the best player at Pro M
We're gonna get a group again
No, I have 50 kids pickaxing me fuck off
So look at me
I don't think I've played on this map before, I don't know why any places.
I
what is this fucking move?
I
Swear to God if I see
Why are you nice with it yes?
I watched him play the fucking reload shit, and he always ran shotgun mammoth pistol and it literally sold him in every fight
I just shit on someone
Trying to get to you right now
No, this game is ass. Oh, I gotta go there you want it
It's good it's good it's good trust it
I don't have a shot if you're gonna have to carry in this fight.
Take it, take it, take it.
For this guy, he's a fucking boogal.
Crack?
I might get that, I might get that.
I'm trying to rotate in.
There he is.
There he is.
Shit on.
Nice shoot.
There's a wall.
I'm going to take this wall.
I'm going to take this wall.
I
Miss my shot. Well, that's I said act like please. Yes. I know I miss my shot
I
Oh fuck I should have let you kill him is there a second? Yeah, why is everybody in zone?
He's just gonna die. I got banshee's, I got banshee's.
I
Hello, baby, shoot
Yeah, I picked up a month. I have to
Well, surely we have more likes in
Nice I'm here
absolutely shit on buddy like this is what I mean this chat doesn't see a
chance against you
fucking decided not baby same you heard the news you're inviting me to the
programs
we're here
they've made it to the ship
you good?
some like it's on me we could grab it you want
well i think there's so many kids
I'm gonna make a little worse
at least you gave me the med kit nice
I'm right here
I'm lurking on this kid
up
Janus!
Janus!
Did you get it?
Did you get it?
Did you get it?
Did you get it?
I'm on- oh might be, I might be, I might be.
I was one HP, I literally had to-
Dang, bro!
He's just dying and respawning in Storm!
True life, five seconds to one life, five seconds to one life!
Just stay alive, I'm coming back, or we'll win this, okay baby?
Just stay alive and watch your back!
I am, I am, I am.
maybe you just go to zone it seems like everyone's on us no I just shocked you
You stay alive
Just stay alive you stay alive just go ahead get the buckery on me the chat all sucks dick if I get guns
It's over for the chat, bro
Just glad in here hi guy. I got go left go left far left far left over here
I definitely don't make it in yo, uh, shrooms ever come help me.
I just had a shotgun these game lights lights
It's
GVSat GVSat go ahead spam your fucking little GGs go for it
I'm okay chilling brown no one
I
Can't ask enough on a chocolate check
It's up give me the pizza give me the pizza. Oh my god
Veronica, I know you want a slice come here. God I do mad mad slices over here
I have a whole pie on me.
Extra pizza.
Try to get to you or you want to just show here.
Shut up!
Shut the fuck up you moose here, brother.
I'm gonna find a friend.
I'm gonna find a friend.
I don't get to play.
I don't get to play.
I don't get to play.
I don't get to play.
I don't get to play.
I'm just getting fought and stormed by 80 stream snipers the entire game.
You watching me?
I'm on you!
Here, come here, come here, come here.
Just literally take all my shit.
Here, take this, take this, take this.
I don't even know about someone else.
I got your soul stat.
We're getting landed on, Miss Poshess.
You shot at literally all my loot.
Wait, is this going to have to be for Flix?
Split ammo, split ammo, split ammo.
Is this going to have to be for Flix or Shrubble all my loot, if you guys?
Oh, you are better than Flix.
get to me get to me get to me
Cracked! Dead end!
Nice!
I have nothing, I have nothing, I have nothing
Pizza, ooo pizza pizza pizza
Chad is this gun good?
Wait expand expand expand
There's kids near us
Oh shit
Oh my god we're such fat fucks we need
Fucking death valley that pizza
Oh no no I don't need that
Is there any blue under here?
There's purple.
Oh, there's purple.
Okay, they landed on top of us?
Listen Drew, we have to win this game
looking at you Silver Surfer.
But I have to be in the car.
We're here!
Trax, Trax, Trax in the slot.
Come on, come on!
150, I'm gonna make you kill him!
I
Hold it hold it hold it
It's getting
About the game there's finishing me. Okay, bro. I'm not paying this out. That's not paying this out
out
Not paying this out bro. Y'all don't listen to the fucking rules y'all don't listen to the rules
Stop stream sniping me in store the whole game
I'll scammer we actually got a lense or else not even kidding
My screen I'm giving the code. Well, we should do that as lense. I'm like shambles that spot. Yes. I'm down
I'm actually I'm actually done. What should we change skins? Are you gonna hide your screen? Yeah
Okay, I'm gonna get off the moron skin. Um
What's like those default skin ever?
Ready that dream give me go down
It's not a scammer chat you guys don't know you guys clearly don't know shit
It's not L scammer
Yes, it is
the game. All right Chad the
code is and a West reload
tournament settings. This is
the code. Six five seven. Five
eight nine that's the code if
you stream snipe me and grief
me I'm not paying out bro. It's
I
Literally won the last two games. I guess anybody in this week as chat, you know what? You know what it is
I need to chew gum on play
It's that something we need to bring in Dallas your gum chewer. Yes, bro. Yes
I
Like there's no one knows what skins we are bro. Yeah, and nobody knows where I'm in either
No, bro, there's just fighting me in the scoreboard whole game.
Now before I show the screen, I'm making sure I have a shotgun and I'm looted up.
Don't care this bum ass chat says go ahead spin up your L's all you want bro. I'm not letting y'all just choose
I'd be the whole game
Yeah, go ahead spin your little bitch ass L's little sissy boys
Like why are you guys saying else it fun for you to just stream say me is that is it I don't understand
No, I'm not showing it.
Come, come, come.
I'm showing.
We gotta sit down quick.
Dead.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Come down, come down, let's box together, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
nice, nice.
I'm going to say a lot for you, okay?
Come in, come in, come in, come in.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Watch out, watch out for him.
Water.
Like chat y'all cannot hang with me
Hundred
Audin number fuck I got any pizza I got any pizza quick
We's not jazz
Drew, you gotta, I thought you were holding a wall.
What are you doing?
Why do you have pre-edits on?
Like genuinely, why do you have pre-edits on holding a wall?
Oh my God, bro.
Turned on, bro.
Dude, Drew has pre-edits on holding a wall while I'm here.
Bro, bro.
You're arguing, why do you have an opposite triangle
edit for the other team?
I don't know, I don't know how that happened.
Bro, there's a misclick, misclick, misclick.
Yo, I'm new and sad complaining about me, bro.
I actually wasn't even talking, I didn't even know I was gonna be there, bro.
silent because I'm just so befuddled about why my teammate just is getting me
to a pre-edits
yes I will because I'm the fucking pro I'm a fucking pro all right chat here's
the code everybody queue up you stream site me you're not getting paid 346789 is the code 346789
Q up quick. A pro would keep the screen on. So I just don't get this like I don't get
what you guys benefit of stream sniping me. Why don't you guys just play the game how
it's meant to be played and land at a POI, loot up and then just play the game.
Why do you have to like have my stream open and try to kill me?
Shed is no idea that it's me next to them dancing.
Damn, no clue what's going to happen, bro.
Yes.
to 18 minutes before everyone okay if I can get a more fight shotgun on stack this
would be honestly it's easy that like this chat is not good at Fortnite it's easy
they all suck they all suck it's so easy to shoot on that if we just box on a
building with mats facts
like we're talking about the lacy thugs here no these kids on me
it's your wife
I
See that's some boxes hold building
Damn me
Yeah, one bomb
Gun that
Well, I can't you can't hear shit in this building though you actually can hear shit in the building
I don't know how to practice for program. It's not possible. Yeah, we could literally queue. I guarantee you get 40 people right now in a
pro lobby. It's gonna be fucking impossible for us. It's not practiced though. Why? It's better than practice. All the players are gonna be even better.
no it's not I'm not rapid said you want help you could play with a rapid
I'm gonna be honest Lacey you're really selling your teammate man please hold your weight
retreat retreat you had a pre-edits on the game before and then that game you just died on me
I
And things is chat's not even good either. They're so shit if you like
His chat is so shit
like you guys are all so dog chef this game go ahead queue up here's the code
nine four five two one there you go there's the code go queue up right dog
shit-ass players you fucking trash-ass players
like what is that skin bro why are his shorts so far up his ass why are his
shorts 10 meters up his asshole listen we're going we're going to land
here no no here here trust us just just just
You're going to land and get destroyed.
Because here's the thing, is this chat, you guys think you're good?
Like you guys actually think you're good in this chat?
You guys are shit.
You guys are absolute shit at this game.
Absolute shit.
If me and Drew can, yes, when there's like 30 teams on just me and Drew, it's hard.
Once we get loot, once we get a little max and we mad up and loot up, y'all
literally stand no chance.
Let's just land together though, to low-key, yeah? I'm gonna land right here.
Yeah, I'm gonna grab that gun. Wait, someone's on us?
Like this chat is genuine dog shit.
I know, I know, I don't really like that.
I'm getting these.
Alright chat, should I on hide screen now?
Fuck it, I had hit screen.
I'd like that method.
Yeah, we just need to like lock the building.
Right here?
We're not in zone though, but fuck it.
Get your all the openings arms
I have zero maths
Those already coming in brothers literally no point box here
that there is it's called we're still gonna eat you
you wanna eat?
bro, let's eat
I'm a little worried something might happen
I'm not gonna say what it is but I'm slightly worried
what? do you think that makes it as a cage we need to climb this room?
I don't have bandages, does it make it?
kids are coming bro
the fucking herd is coming
This is me and you versus Chat, man.
This Chat sucks.
Two to 40.
That's a shitter.
Um,
um,
um,
yeah, what's their name?
Oh, band is there kit from the, from the first group you square.
Is there?
Okay.
Yep.
funny Mike's in the chat you took my spot yo funny Mike you are literally an
alumni bro you are literally an alumni
I don't know what to do like I want to play but I just it's not possible
like click so many he was getting on a 10 and he just never answered
Hmm, maybe you I mean you probably play with someone here skill level
Like maybe like a faxity or something
Don't even get a chance to practice for pro way because it's impossible to practice
Is there a central my list yo funny Mike what list?
Wait, what list did he talk about?
He's gonna diss you?
Brother, funny mic does not wanna diss me, dude.
Funny mic does not wanna diss Lil Le.
Lil Le does not play when it comes to disses, okay?
Let me come to the courthouse and I won't diss you.
Why?
What did I do?
Why am I catching a straight?
Yeah, here's code, here's code, queue up, queue up, queue up, quick.
Mike is probably so jealous of Lacey's body. Retweet, retweet, retweet, retweet.
Y'all funny, Mike? You're gonna diss a guy in a wheelchair? Seriously? You're gonna
diss a crippled guy in a wheelchair? Don't you think it's a little fucked up?
Don't you think it's a little fucked up? Dissing a guy in a wheelchair? I don't know,
I'll drown maybe just me.
87 degrees!
Fuck this house!
Oh, I see you.
Wait, where did Lacy go?
Lace?
Is it locked?
The game's starting.
I know, I know.
Okay, I'm here.
Where are we landing that?
Alright, where'd he go there?
I'm here.
Oh, I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
Okay, I'm here.
All right, we can go there. I don't mind that
You know what I welcome the chat you know what I gotta embrace him you guys all suck
come over to you, oh my gosh
read the pin? I don't see a pin
they're coming
they're fucking coming
I don't see a pin, Jack.
I'm sure we got to go.
Yeah, I hear everyone fucking rifting into shit.
Come.
I'm going to this guy.
What do you want me to do bro I play with someone else I already told you I want to but
like it's duos I know it's duos but I'm not fucking booga and this fucking kids to die
in the first three seconds of a fight against the chat.
We're playing against the chat.
We're playing against the chat, good.
Bro, get Archon.
Cause in reload if you die and I die,
I can't, no one can respawn if we die at the same time.
Like I'm too good at this game.
I have the entirety of streamer university alumni making diss tracks on me, bro.
I have the entirety of streamer university making diss tracks on me.
Here's the code, bro.
Go ahead.
Go ahead queue up queue up man. It's just fucking insane. I can't even I literally can't even practice
I'm gonna fucking dud before I end because I can't practice cuz for tonight does nothing about stream cypher's nothing
But you're doing a custom match you can't even say anything you can't blame it on stream centers
You're muddied by the way, I'm watching your stream but
hide screen till end game
so you guys have to hide the screen for 5 minutes to gameplay
and
Okay. And then what?
Where are we going? Show your gameplay. Fuck you!
Skoolbop.
of
I'm pretty sure he's in this building, by the way.
Yeah, I see him on the roof.
I see him on the roof.
I can't get any boots on.
150.
Yep.
one fifty
what am I going to do hide my screen for the entirety of the game
50 white.
You mean come here or are you-
I got my gun.
We ain't shocked I'm not their kid though.
Oh my god I'm stressing.
They're probably resing.
And this guy's you.
Yeah.
That's how you fight.
No, I'm just gonna shoot him.
So many kills, bro.
It's a relief for me.
What does that mean?
Oh.
There's five kids on me.
He's used the one guy.
I'd like to buy some of them.
Yeah. And they're emoting.
fuck you
what did you all?
that was the line I knew
don't suck
no?
okay
I will stay alive
Oh, there's three people on the same team.
No awareness?
So no awareness, because usually when you're playing duos, there's trio spying on you.
Want some loot?
I mean, it's just about, probably got about five seconds till we get, oh, there it is.
Oh.
In my box.
Yep.
Oh, three kids in my box.
Get into the tree, guys.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna actually have to go play Fortnite off stream to learn my drop spot.
I'm literally gonna have to entry.
Like arc is playing.
The instrument's not playing.
I don't know what to do, I need to practice for pro here.
Why don't we just queue a public match?
Because it's not the map.
I would love to queue a public match.
Wait, what?
Yeah, it's like a whole different map.
They have their own custom map for this tournament.
pro it's like oh there's no way to practice it's not possible to practice
for a pro in it
wait is it the same move oh my god we're fine jr. yeah fuck it fuck it fuck the
drop spot just ready up
I just realized it's the same guns all it is is a different map in a different
drop spot I just need to practice with the guns and now that I'm not gonna get
stream side by the chat I'm literally gonna shit on everybody I'm the best
Yeah, now there's going to be 40 stream snipers. There are probably like 10 or 15. Yeah, there's not going to be like 30 stream snipers. And even if there is a few stream snipers that slip through the cracks, I'm just going to shit on them.
Why are we not getting a quick cue?
I'm not going to lie, no, this game at night literally gets no players.
For ranked, you sit in like five minute queues, it's kind of sad.
That actually means that anybody who wants can just live and tour a game and kill us.
Because nobody's playing this game.
Yeah, you know, many more players would be on this fucking video game
if they didn't have 17 million fucking different things you could play.
Well, you know what I missed, Chad?
I missed the times where it was literally just arena.
So I'm saying is where you would queue up the game, load into arena
and you saw how many points you got every single kill you got in every placement you got.
and then you literally would just get 30 second queues because it was the only
thing people could play was Arena or Battle Royale. Now they have like a thousand
created maps, ten different reload maps, they'll be able to rank this, rank that.
I signed a six minute rank queue the other night.
notice how there's no stream snipers yet this is this is when I actually started
winning games I don't know I'm I'm I'm again pickaxe by five guys let's go to
the fields
back to the peels
name or death of the separate chef by the way you guys are more than welcome to
get subs if you want well this is not a field look the fuck is this
I don't understand why is the loot different than every other game like why is it not just
Regular
Trippin that's four minutes you want
Careful there was kids here
Do you need anything I tried to cheer one bit, but I guess you're too rich for
What is my luck man, what is my fucking luck?
I don't even know how to play this game anymore.
Huh?
I mean bruh, I just got headshot synced.
It's fine, it's alive.
Yo primal days for the five gifted!
right there on you, look how I shoot from the far
five seconds
three
two
One.
You want to land on you?
There's more kids pulling up. You can low-key hide maybe?
Yeah, I don't know. I don't... The thing is, this shotgun is scary.
They're fighting. They're fighting.
Cracked.
Cracked. I cracked two of them from afar.
Dead. Kill two. Kill two. Kill one more.
Hold on.
I don't know what more I can do than double head shot him.
You suck.
How's that me?
I double head shot him.
This guy's on a hundred fucking things.
I double head shot him and for 20 damage.
gun then I could do something now that's all right I practiced it three times
but then let's do a light that's fucking wrong
there's a duo on me
I'm good, I'm good, but when I get a viable shotgun, no one keeps fucking me in this game.
Not anybody in this chat, not cannot, not nobody.
No one
No one
I'm alone, I'm alone
I'm not gonna be back, I'm probably
I'm alone, hold on
I'm holding up, I'm holding up, I'm holding up
Good teamwork, Lace
I like to see. That's what I like to see.
Wait, you got a shock us?
You got a big raid.
I got a huge ray.
Nice.
Lena, thank you for the big thing when you were raised.
Careful, on your head.
On your head.
I'll just hop right.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
Jumping on me.
I'm just saying like I'm weak.
All right, that's here.
You're dead?
No, I'm alive and alive, but I'm not.
But I'm weak.
I'm trying to get to you, all the way around here.
Dead, dead.
I don't know, are you not in here?
I think he's hiding.
to say a lot like chat see what happens when you guys can't just all gang up on me the same
time I kill everybody is that you spring
you hear something I mean that I think I was saying I don't know where she meets at
Oh my god, no actually he's for lobby
I'm just running around trying to follow you but you're fucking jumping
30 on this guy
Okay, but this is so sketched
It's just one kid saying
Stack up
Last year
This teammate just landed back down or you come here and be grabbing a flute
I don't like this. I think everybody gets something to do.
Chad, this is that. I saw somebody move in the front.
Last wall. High shock.
254.
I got a red sheet here.
I got a wretcher here, wait, honest, wait, where?
Is there not a kid out there that just dropped on this?
Oh, wait, someone just went on height, I dropped down, wait, I'm not a carry, what's that for?
I have 200 mats, I'm just gonna play with you.
I think this guy is a risk fit.
Do you spray him first?
See who he's hitting on?
17.
No, they're so bad.
This is too spraying them.
Oh fuck.
You got big fuckers.
I have this, do you want to spray it?
I have this do you want to swear it?
Yeah, sir, come on us, come on me, come on over me.
Oh, oh my god.
I have one shot.
I have 100 mats.
Ready, ready, ready?
Watch this, watch this.
Where are you?
Oh fuck.
I'm probably dead out there.
I'm laying on this guy's head.
Yeah, I'm just dead.
I'm sticking to three builds.
I think I got you.
Not on this one.
every build
Yeah, I think it's you
Not
Fuck
Just show them
I'm letting you
I'm so that's it
Here.
You know what I'll do.
I have splashes on the flash.
I don't have 100!
I don't have 100!
Watch out for me!
Come here, come here.
Watch out.
Wow, on my head, he just jumped on me and said nothing else.
Get out, get out, get out.
Come up, one.
I have no mats.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, probably.
I mean, I'm just trying to rotate in.
I don't know.
Dead?
Cracked?
Yeah.
Dead.
Crack? Crack that guy. Different guy, different guy, different guy.
I'm responding in 15 seconds. I got my kill.
That's what I know, you know. I'm just gonna have nothing.
I'm so serious for you playing with the best player in the game. I can bring us back from this.
I bet you just gotta get like a little kill, maybe.
behind me are you kidding me
I have no nothing
I just grab it I'm just gonna sit here like oh yeah I have like loot from
something I don't know what I picked up I've chugged and shut up Chad who's up
who do you be honest there's no way I don't think I'm the best creator go to
the ceremony I have no math so I have no math is there maths in store
that's fine we got up we should rotate now no
no
just go, just play yourself, play yourself
Yeah, I'm out.
Eight builds, by the way.
Five builds.
Any farm in that building?
Oh my god.
Two builds.
Nothing.
Oh, geez.
That's fine. There's definitely going to be a little solo you could fucking pick off.
Go that mid.
Oh my god, nice there you go. I'm literally felled. Maths fast maths like 400 hearts.
You're farming is better
Game time baby game time baby
Pro and practice pro and practice clicks needs me here
two of you on the one you have so many mats of you have eight hundred
I don't know where the one is though.
There might be more maps in that bush, I don't know, that's just good.
2v1.
Oh wait, but all solos, all solos, never mind, all solos.
I got a relaxer. I got a relaxer little bit, Jack.
They don't call me a king for no reason.
Might be worth your driving that med-kit now.
Drop the deal.
Whoa.
You're making a storm behind you.
You go back.
Nice.
Now that's good practice.
Nice.
You didn't get carried that hard either, brah, I had six kills.
Lacey you can actually win Pro-Win, I know that's what I've been trying to say!
and you can actually win bro am y'all say y'all can say uh oh you want there's not a better creator than me playing there's genuinely not.
I'm going to be talking about.
Frantic.
It's frantic better than you.
What are we talking about?
No, let's go with this Lala Lacey account, bro.
What is this?
Yes they are.
No they're not, look at the column bruh.
Wait, James, who's he with?
Puyo?
Dude, oh my god, this is really bad.
Are you sure I'm clipping almost a million views
of something not good?
Yeah, yeah.
You hit him with a DM or nah?
I mean, I can't.
is actually so you know what you know it's you don't find so funny chat chat the code
is one two three seven don't miss a cute
I
Don't find funny chat the how like
How they're not reacts to things depending on who it is yes, yes, like there's certain things I can do
That like nobody bass and I but then it's like, you know what I mean
Like, you did it, I don't want to say it, but you did it yesterday and it literally was fine.
That's funny. That's kind of pushing it away. What do you mean?
Wait, I guess you guys don't do that with your friends off camera, bro?
You're not so much as sissies. I don't care.
I mean, they're gonna die, I'm gonna kill them.
Oh my god, I'm dead, I'm so gorgie.
I
Aim
Make him think I left with the shockwave
Dad oh my god
As for Sassio, shut up shut up shut up I killed him I just fucking his teammate came
There's kids about a price shock on you
I'm building this house over here. I think it's full of PLIs I'm fine
You good
I have blue, I'm coming in front of you.
Are you killing both?
Come on.
He slowly sucked my cock, I don't want it fast, I don't want it rushed, I want you to slowly do it so I enjoy every second of it.
I'm going to shoot him.
I'm going to shoot him.
I'm curious what he thinks he's going to accomplish.
Oh, he just shot me.
down to you, I'll tell you about that. Wait, Shaddy, I'll not agree though. Like, isn't
it funny? Just because you're uncareful. I don't agree about slaying the suck thing.
I think I'll loot off like this, I'm fucking under it Max.
Holy shit I'm sad.
It's uh...
Coming up, coming up.
Oh, oh my god.
I fucking love pizza.
So how's your haven't eaten today? I'm gonna have to order a little pizza now.
All pizza pizza brother doesn't count as eating for the day.
It was streamed so streamed streamed.
Yeah streamed calories don't count.
Oh it's decals decals.
On that ramp on that water ramp.
Holy fucking ball knowledge.
Oh.
Cratch.
Better than good streamer.
On my walk on that walk.
Yeah.
I have no match I have no match.
Leaving pizza.
I'm keggy
Um, I'm probably dead to storm here at you
Let's go to shockwave I could borrow
Go to shockwave
Oh fuck they're dead
Damn I look you just wasted the keg
Can you pause real quick? I gotta sleep
Could pause the game
For your mom I'm going to tell you to pause your fortnite game
There you go
There you go
Make my way over there
see another one? 60, 60 hold in goop, you good?
Mean I'm not good. I'm fucking great
Hey, where is the mummy
He's in a bush somewhere
What?
How is that?
How is that sus-ing?
I don't know if I got the attack or something, I don't even know.
Cracked one?
Cracked Travis.
25.
51 on Travis Scott, up here.
I'm on the floor.
I'm in.
Wait.
Oh fuck.
I'm right there.
On his feet.
Travis is so weak. Nice. I have to heal after you.
Get to him, I need to get to him. Damn, I'm too quick.
I'm too fast!
Look, you're telling me to pro-lamp if Braden's running out of my wall.
He's gonna be able to kill me when I'm moving this quick.
Fuck, I'm... you're...
You kill them?
I'm taking the fucking render out of loot.
Nope. Zero kills by the way.
Good shot on these guys.
Uh, plenty of an iPad.
Good shot on me.
No be aware of this guy.
I'm on the floor
I'm on the wall
Oh my god, I'm too quick right now
I'm like, I'm like, I'm on the fucking animal
Oh god, jumping on the wall, I'm killing it
Oh fuck, we're in some anime
I'm gonna go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm gonna be honest, I might be back.
Fox, we're really back.
We are back, we're so back.
Yeah, I forget to blink when I play this game, my eyes are fucking cheering.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me get to the fucking pipe before you kill him.
Oh my god, you're so locked in.
Thanks, bro.
I mean, Charlie, I don't know.
I can't really do anything.
Like, I'm just too...
What is sus?
I'm healing.
jerk it on me
what the fuck
are you good?
yeah
on my wall
pull back, squiggler!
I did it, I did it
holy fuck I'm so speedy
these were not numbers I know 50 white in my box
Wait, how is he not dead?
This drew out zero kills now my shit's up my shit's
Dude dude, you're white
No, 71 no edges died
Wait
Yeah, same same I got landed on it and they messed up me
Chat y'all think I'm like you'd rather be more than carrying snipers in
In in program. Yes, bro for search
Bro, you know how many bots are playing in that shit. Is there is much easiest head sims ever
You know how many easy headsets you can hit?
Imagine Braden, I guess Braden has good movement.
He's gonna be walking in a straight line.
It's the easiest fucking snipe ever.
That's actually true.
Yo, crayon bar, whatever your name is.
Shut up.
There's no surgeon reload, they're saying.
Oh.
Surgeon and program?
Didn't your shit have surgery?
I'm ordering food. Wait, what are you getting? What are you getting? Locke? You want to tag
on to the order? Wait, is our flight soon? No, we're chilling. We don't have to leave
till eight. So like you could actually like sleep like decent. You know what I mean? Oh,
you ever have mainsail chicken?
I just gasped.
I had that yesterday.
Ah, fuck.
Habachi, tacos, Chick-fil-A.
Chick-fil-A's open this late?
What the fuck?
Warming up for Pro-Am with, warming up for Pro-Am.
Lacy.
With Make-A-Wish.
Flicks.
I don't know. What are you thinking? Oh my god, what are you going to do?
Oh, stuff for the robberies? Chad, y'all think it's... I have a question,
Chad. Is my knee going to hurt like on the flight? Like, is the pressure of being in
the sky gonna hurt my knee. Yes, you should you should look you take one of my melatonin
so at least like you're tired of shit so like maybe you could sleep through the pain.
Is that how that work? There's like, there's like, there's the pressure of being so high
up in the air hurt hurt. You know, give me more pain, you know what I'm trying to say?
I just don't know that's how it works. It's just pop a codeine. Yeah, I might have to.
mom before she goes on flights because she gets super nervous she she pops a
Xanax
you said my mom is not a drug addict bro don't call my mom a drug addict she's
not a drug addict bro yeah yeah because she gets nervous on place the other
person I've heard popping in sand mix for getting nervous is pilot okay pilot is
not a drug addict your mom is on the same level of drug addictness as pilot
all right we get ass
okay I got a shotgun man I've been fucking bleeding half the map
there's kids on us isn't it
yeah actually might have to boot up for the program bro come on a retirement
yeah I might make a quick I might make a lazy play I still have a shock up by the
the way on my roof making us for it here I'm gonna use this
I
Shock us in this shit or so buns yeah, unless you get the central you're cooked
Is that what I have? I like the tactical. I don't mind the tactical
Pro-am Dallas
You know my pistol a shockwave away little fucking pompous little kid
back
There's another kitten storm watching outside.
I don't know where though.
I think he might hit the pad, you wanna hit the pad?
Oh fuck.
You might get fried out the air though.
I might have to shoot something up.
you should still be getting
do you want some of this so you can jump high?
there's a team straight south
be careful
so we gotta go to the right?
holy fucking shit I'm actually in outer space
I don't know if I make it in
and just die. Oh my gosh.
I'm getting good. I'm getting good. I'm just going to be a fucking winning speed.
I can't really fight.
You're gonna make it. Oh my God.
Holy fucking bad. God's make it.
I don't know why I'm gonna ask the chance to go there to say no.
I'm getting pushed.
I am?
I am.
He's on my roof. He's on my roof.
Might be able to see him.
I'm shocked if you want to shock
sus they keep saying sus bro come on you can't be cheating it's not unrealistic
I'm gonna kill him.
Little pizza wouldn't be a bad shot right now.
I'm gonna kill him.
The rain landed on.
Oh my god, whoa.
Holy fuck. I just got fried.
I don't know if I'm fighting the same kids. No, we're not.
There we are. I got four-tongue.
the other one's on me I think
he's behind this wood wall
cracked, 60 white, 80 white, 80 white, right here, right here
I'm on HP though, I actually can't fight this
yeah
dead
nice
hurt
oh, on me, he's teammate, fuck
I'll be killing him
I'm trying to finish him but he can't, he's ass.
Oh yeah, we're just fighting different people.
I'm just gonna land on you.
There's so much you were gonna do to grab that loot.
I bet that, yeah.
You can't cancel your glide in this.
careful under us under us enough in that right no she'll say no baby baby eminence
around the same scene. It's hard. There's a kid directly under us, I think.
Oh, I might have been him.
You know, I did, I think there's a kid under these builds, hold on.
You have another bigger now. Not only that, it's a minis.
Well, I added this real quick. He's literally walking on metal.
Pressure, pressure their tops. Pressure their tops. Spray their wood tops.
Where? Right here. Oh, in here.
I'm going on their back, getting him from the back?
50?
That's...
No, this is actually so funny.
Why are you guys questioning me?
Yo, why is Fortnite so Ayo, bro?
Everything I say is just funny.
That's what I say, bro.
Like, Fortnite is actually like...
The comms are weird, like...
Like, oh, I'm...
I'm gonna shit on this kid.
I throw like what like who came up with that terminology that shit in Dubai
you're actually gonna jail is that some like cod terminology though like did
people take that from cod Chad oh wait there's a kid in here let's just wait
for me to get out he has to the zone you good
Is he mad?
I have a grappler.
A really a big pot or something dude?
It's gonna be great.
Nobody has to shoot.
It's gonna be so.
Yeah, plus our back.
These guys are gonna be coming right now.
Yeah, we're gonna kill them.
Maybe we should sit in zone, not three feet away from it.
Where did the boy go?
Where did he get it?
They're well they kid behind us.
Accidently?
I don't even see them.
Okay, I'm trying to find out what they're doing in the streets.
Working cracks?
Yeah, both.
No, no, no.
I don't think.
Hey, how long does he die this storm?
14.
I'm gonna just shoot at all of them.
Oh fuck.
I'm trying to make a racing car.
Don't try.
Shocking up.
Come on.
Hunter, I'm walking.
Keep running.
I'm locked!
Pro-Wim!
You're moving like a pro.
That's the problem.
I'm shocking us.
Oh, fuck.
I
Was guitar trust I speak by zone
That's kind of shop. Oh, yeah, and the other one did
Oh
On your own again, bro. Oh, he's it all my shit
Drew his ass bruh, you got a shot in my head
Oh, bad chat, the first game we won I had hella kills
Wait did I get that finish on the side chat or not?
He's in there
four people left it's um it's a dual anisola
watch out for the blue one
you want to solo somewhere?
yeah I think when you're fighting the solo and then the duo pulled out
I don't think so
I'm sure the solo is the same
of
the
death
of
death
of
the
there
shit
where where we're looking fucking locked in for the program braw
we're still locked in
Yeah, we're so locked. We're so locked you 21 kills to three.
Well, I put in my I put in my fucking chair.
Stop saying we question mark.
Wait, you look for your ring? I don't know. I'm trying to figure that out right now.
I
Looky like some wingstopper buffal wall wings would hit but
Wendy's
Wendy's at 11 p.m. Yes, that's peak time to have Wendy's what is it?
Yeah, what bro midday the good shit's open at night. There's no good shit open
Which we do not chat
Cook at Hibachi, oh
That actually sounds fire
That way it's this a Makani place, right?
I don't know. It's probably gonna take so long for her boss to come though. No, we could we could just for each
Wait, do you want to get up dog?
What's up dog? Nothing much about you
Your ass she's so dumb stop laughing at that. That's just not funny. Don't give him the satisfaction. Oh tilted
Right wish you could order in now on God some in now we hit right now
You know, I'm in a shit forever
So it's it by Mr. Runcels are back in the day
They've only there was actually good loot on this fucking like map, but instead it's just random shotgun
It's just some random shotguns that no one's ever heard of bro. Like why is it not a gold pump?
I'm landing Trump
of
the
I need to kill a people in my building and I'll go shoot them.
Fucking fat ass. Fucking fat bitch.
I'll land on your red dot loot.
Kim K, shit on.
There's one of the crapper reds out here.
I am 25 white twice. I grew twice. 25 grew twice. I just have no shock anymore now.
My angles are low too good
I have pizza you want something
He's great when we walk through this word
We're here one
This already three
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
He's in here.
Nah, he was on his golf.
You mean he did?
Oh, on you?
Oh.
Me?
Oh no, Shat.
We're just not going to have, I think, 25 damage twice.
Holding.
I just ate it instead of dropping it in here, but you're just stuck in this box, that's
4
Ooooooh, they see me with a sniper, GG
You know what they say about me with snipers?
They say you always gotta drop it to drew, I'm gonna be honest
Oh, so I'm hitting minimum like 5 snipers again
Yo, why are you guys saying, uh, it's not a uh moment
shockwave me backwards is why I have no case
block tower
on me on me
think you're on me
double duo
oh
Why don't I build? Why don't I build, but I'm not playing fucking zero builds.
How long to your life?
Uh, nine seconds, eight seconds, seven seconds.
Explore.
Stop saying classic.
Wait, keep that body in there. Keep that body in there.
Like, dude, why do I have to do everything, bro?
No, no, no. I've been doing shit, too. I hit a sniper last game.
I'm not shocking by the way.
They were shocking in here somewhere, there's no way that guy didn't have a shot of you.
six HP. Six HP, bro. I mean,
I probably died anyway. I didn't
know there was two. Oh, you know
what it is? It's probably cause
we're hungry. I didn't know there
was two. When did you order the
Hibachi? No, you said, I don't
know. You said it was going to
take my long. How long? Bro,
like we keep, we keep talking
about it says 40 minutes, but I
could get quick dash. Yes.
What are we thinking? Little
chicken, chicken steak shrimp?
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Dress four kills in four games,
by the way, Lacey. Okay. How
Okay. How about the first game? How about the first game when you weren't just fucking running off being booga?
I had Hella Kills.
It says 26 to 41 minutes.
That's not even bad. It's not even bad. It's only 26 minutes.
I could get a little appetizer snack to hold me over.
There is some candy behind you.
That's a shot.
Are you going to bring your keyboard and mouse to Priam?
Yeah, so, um, uh, like, I think my Twitter community might actually, I don't know why I'm saying my, my Twitter community says it retards.
Bro, don't say the Arsler.
and
the
If there is your skip in that shit for four night, like do y'all think there's do y'all think there's class like at night time?
Playing for night for three hours out of five days at night is not gonna is not like
Ask fury to talk about in as he used to be typing paragraphs
playing Fortnite as streamer you is crazy not gonna lie I mean I like that's cool though
if y'all really want I can just end my stream early and play all stream if that's if it's
that crazy because around the time that I'm gonna be playing Fortnite is around the time
that people are probably gonna be ending their streams to go to bed.
because you're gonna be playing till 12 so whoever's your roommate is not gonna be
able to go to sleep they're saying 96 hour stream not probably not awful
idea absolutely terrible idea nobody ends at streamer University
I'm pretty sure the only people who didn't end last year was DDG.
An Archey, Archey did 24-7.
Where'd the Nellan land here?
I swear this shit's on top.
We're going to target, I don't know.
I'm glad I heard you in the chat.
Ask about my mom.
I'm not gonna lie, I actually outplayed him and headshot him in my shotgun, but my
my tax shop gun just hits for 18 damage like a fucking wet pillow like a soaking wet pillow
No Brown.
Wait, did you want to go through?
Yeah.
Don't know what.
Yeah, who do you think my roommate is going to be at Shrima University?
What if I got a surprise guest in your roommate's diamond?
Barlin' water soupy?
Doesn't he put like, doesn't he like kind of mix and dash so you're with someone like you don't really know?
Oh box I'm out of mats
I ran out of mats and landed on the ground and died before damage while I ended up thinking what is
I should have been back on my loot.
Open up my loot and there's a kid on it.
I throw as soon as I drop down on them.
I see a useless piece of sack of shit, bro.
Five seconds. Four.
Don't worry, I'm good at that.
My middle name.
My middle name, bruh.
me to survive yeah yes I didn't I didn't get to choose it you don't get to
choose your name right here by the way
There's a kid above me.
I'm blending good here.
I'm just gonna go to the other side of the map so when you respawn we can actually loot up.
I'm sure in that I'll learn about me.
I should be chill with no ammo, right?
I mean, I'm a pro player, I'm good enough to play this game with no fucking aim or
that's
Oh, it's a new team GG, bro
You got a big raid.
Dying equals funny.
Bro, shut up.
I'm not trying to be funny. I'm actually trying my hardest here.
I'm dead now.
Fuckin' team!
That's fine.
I got this.
Little loot. Lama.
Son, you just landed on a lama.
Ah, you know that.
What will you fucking do?
What will you stack?
I got hit with the RPG.
I am, I am, I am rebooting.
I think I have more deaths than kills this game.
No, stop saying classic, I'm doing a death-a-thon.
I'm running across the map.
It's fine, it's fine. How much do you respond for?
I'm not woodland hills right now, uh, fucking, what's this place called?
Shadow my father's my why don't I see that's so sessful
I'm dead
What is this fucking gun I have?
I need lights. I need lights. You're alive?
I'll wipe the lobby from this side of the map and then you do that side.
I'm actually down to get him.
But if I am looking for something,
we really need to have a clue about what we're trying to do.
Same.
We need to pull the package back.
Yeah, I gotta shoot this guy.
They're like, play back, they play back, they just fighting me or sorry, but I'm just killing
all of them right now.
Kill them.
No.
No.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine, it's fine, land on me. I got you with a supply drop, land on me, land on me.
See bro, like, what I'm doing right now is what I do for a click.
Doesn't even stay on the screen.
I need you to kill him. Just land on me, I got, I got you with a supply drop.
I mean, I can go help you.
are they on you?
getting down on their head
dead? dead! yeah!
nice shoot
yeah!
fucking spend you got to kill
I never heard you so much they say you can't
Are you shot
You want to cover me?
of
you know there
I've heard from some
on you coming
Go Faxity.
I have a shock.
You want a shock?
Okay, this revolver is not even that bad.
You know what you should do on stream? You should outplay Fall Guys.
really fun time. It might be worse than Fortnite because they just grab you the whole time
so you physically cannot move. Are we shocking on these guys? I'm on height! They're back
back down they saw it was me and you are what?
this gun if i get this gun in a few minutes over
this gun is so broken chat
bro chat if i get this gun in pro and it might actually be cooked for the lobby
Oh wait we should push these kids in this wood box they look like fuck with
shitters
with his kids behind us walk it back walk it back
how do you run it so much
They ran, brah.
Right here, right here.
Nice.
Better make a leasy play.
Watch out.
Right here, right here, right here.
It's ringing.
24 right on the orange.
dead? kill orange? nice
there's a kid down there
there's a kid down here
i got a heal
i got this don't worry
dead on one? wait let me handle this bro
fuck off
Hey!
That is 360 double scope then.
Haha!
That's a buga!
I'm gonna work that game.
Gege, Gege, Gege.
Nothing beats the classics.
Bro, you might have to drop Clicks and play with me.
I feel like our chemistry is pretty good.
Yeah, we've done a Gege emote and it's just a myth as a nerd.
Yeah.
Gege.
you. Well what rank are you.
Yeah same I'm up there. That
revolver shotgun is too good.
Wait so chat that game's not
Why? Why is that gun not going to be in a tournament?
Because it's rare. That doesn't mean it's not going to be there. I can still get it,
if I get it, the whole lobby lost.
Doesn't even feel like we're getting strings typed anymore.
We're not.
Because we're too high of skill level for anybody
in the chat to strings type us is the thing.
Facts, facts, we are.
Wait, where's the how far is Peter bot landing from you?
Um, I don't know on this thing. No idea.
What if he's just on some terrorist shit where he just goes and kills everyone like he literally kills every person he sees?
And like,
He's probably just gonna try to grief me to be honest because he knows I'm the biggest threat in the tournament.
But yes.
See.
Wait, so how much do we win if, um, if you get first?
Um, we?
Yeah, I
Like the backup player like like if clicks like injuries his like finger or something I said then
It's 10k my case split
I would rather pick a random person from the chat and put them as my own.
Yo, why do we act like I'm not saved the last game?
If I didn't shit on that God tier duo, bro, it actually would have been over for us.
Holy shit, you got a treasure chain.
We might have to leave this game in far subs.
Fuck, actually, the treasure chain.
Chat, you guys are more than welcome to give subs.
They're good
Imagine imagine there was a system or like let's say you watch a lacy stream for 30 minutes
You get like like fucking like 15 cents and then like you could spend that money to get some sort of back to the streamer
Let me take a look look here
No, but you can't get cells with fucking channel points
Where's the food here bro?
I'm checking right now, I'm checking the map
Dude imagine someone actually inventing a way to make money while watching a stream
I mean you can, it's called clipping
This is where you promote your clipping server
Where's the food?
Preparing your order still
Dude!
Are you dead us?
Is dead ass not even on the laser?
It's dead ass preparing orders still bro
Hear me out though. It's gonna hit we're gonna you're gonna eat half now
And then when we wake up tomorrow morning the other half in the uber
Yeah, exactly don't have to spend money at the airport
Someone said hey Lacey, where can I clip for you?
Didi G's brother just said he won't I either say
Halo you did I either say why invite Ron
I mean, Ron, he get 80.
Lacey, this nigga said, why are you even coming?
Thanks.
Lacey, me and you the same niggas.
We got the same body.
I forgot.
I still have to make your jersey.
Wait, hold on.
We got the same, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Lacey, me and you the same niggas.
We got the same body.
I just got a bigger meat than you, and I'm black.
Well, OK, I mean, I don't, it's not guaranteed
you have bigger meat than me.
Actually, yeah, you're black, yeah, OK.
Look, Lacey, Lacey, me and you the same niggas
when it comes to our group.
My Woodard Bitter and I'm black.
You are just, what, Lacey, like Mexican, right?
I'm not Mexican.
No, I'm not white.
I'm Spanish.
I'm from Spain.
I'm probably white Mexican.
You don't look fully white.
So yeah, me and Lacey, we the same niggas.
So let's go, you can diss that nigga gang.
Let's do it. I promise to diss that nigga.
Let's do it.
some info to nobody know oh shit okay I don't want to get a cut deep why don't
you diss him with me sweet D but they appreciate this up why don't you diss him
with me
guys you guys do realize I'm from Spain right wait you have a question um when
When you're disabled, I don't know if there's any disabled people in the chat, are you the
last to leave the plane or how does that work?
Or are you just going to try to hop off the plane, like on one foot?
That's actually great questions.
First?
Wait, but how though?
That deadass never seen people like, alright everyone watch out, we gotta get this disabled
guy out the way.
I've never seen that shit happen.
Where do they put my wheels here when I'm on the plane?
the plane another plane and then they'll take it out of here take it take it take it take it take it
take it that's nothing they take it first to leave last wait they're saying first to get on last to
leave oh my yo bro I'm gonna be honest you've got a hop bro you tell us might
have to hop there's no way we're brassing on the plane till every fucking person
needs all right fuck it don't that then we can wait I guess only issue is your
I'll see so you're gonna have to get up and let the other people get out and then
you can sit back pushing this and I'm like no HP wait I have shit I have shit
Why are you pushing?
Here.
Oh.
Do you want to hear it, maybe?
Here.
Drew doesn't shut his mouth.
It's called interacting with the chat.
Hold on, chat.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, my god.
Is this guy hacking?
What the fuck?
Marlin 20 white
Why did they add a Marlin fucking
I'm hitting hell of shots right now 36
They were killing the roof watch out
Yeah, I mean to should we watch it out of here
I'm coming, not like bad but like coming over to you, no I'm not like I was coming over to like to like help you
but I said I need to get back where I'm coming
yeah like over to you
I'm gonna get a hitchhike
Did you read it
I'm heading up from the back hold on so you've got to use different terminology dude. I'm the old fuck
Oh, many of them.
80 Whites?
What game is he playing?
Well, it does, but nothing.
Are they still in here?
Yeah, I think.
I don't know if they're shopping.
They're like, they're not going to be just camping.
No, they ran like little pussy bitches.
oh yeah yeah first floor first floor blue the
at the stairs bro I mean they're definitely rise by now but I'm just gonna
lay on you help you
I don't have to ship out.
More kids coming?
Here are some of their own minis.
What? Is there someone in here?
Oh, I swear I hear someone in here. You're loading.
I see like 8 kids on it.
He was in a little cheeky little spot, bro.
Alright, I'm mad. So, I'm good.
like you're actually ass how am I ass I'm fucking well I'm dead I'm dead
I don't know if I'm going to be able to do that.
That's true, better be picked up.
Like after seeing how good I actually am at this game, what place do y'all think me
could actually get?
How do you do this?
Oh, I'm not going to lie.
I don't know if I touched the off-season.
this should better come with sauce I'm gonna be a piece of this I don't know
you're about to give me a boxy you didn't add young sauce in order bro I'm
gonna give you a place also the fridge is like super similar bring your area
right in front of us. Ready? Sixty. I want this. I want this. I want this. I'm
going to want to eat the food if there's no yellow sauce on there. I won't be honest.
There's so many good people. Good work.
Did you say good work to me? Yeah, good work.
I got the wall.
Oh my fucking god.
Yeah, I'm telling you that.
I shouldn't do that.
You did?
Yeah.
I feel like I'm a fucking a girl in a Johnny sins video right now.
I think I'm gonna do it.
Oh fuck. Whoa, whoa.
Like I don't like it here.
Oh ho, that was easy.
Or is it bad that my like a diss track made on me is stuck in my head?
I'm saying it in my head, dude.
It's pretty catchy.
Oh!
Bull box!
Bull box!
Bull box!
I wanna know what you just think of Bull box.
Relief, relief.
Bro, I was fucking boxing.
like what the truth is full box bro
bro said your your name once it wasn't made for you yeah but i still i'm seeing
always got to make it about yourself bro i'm seeing that main specific card
sitting on the mountain actually the biggest places
a little what's that little white box dude with his uh... fucking
mouth going like
listen start ramping towards them
keep going keep going keep going
oh
forty one forty one keep going keep going trust me
13 I'll start start flooring over them. Nice. Oh, I'm already on it bro. You know what I am?
Okay, good. I don't
Got him don't worry
Buried alive won't you come fuck me my ass. No, I'm not alive
I just want that big dick inside my ass
And I don't care because I like the way it hurts
Dead oh my fucking beam
With someone just uh, can you get the zip line?
Oh my god, Braum Nasty with this AR.
Buggy another kill, just wait.
Is it 2v2?
2v2, bro.
They're in this box.
in his box
and with a little spray
he's got the marlin thing i don't know what that is
look at a red shade here yeah i don't have shit to rotate with
rotate with them
I'll grapple there
but it's fine
these guys are half
it's gonna run in
another victory royale
where are they
oh my god
scare the shit out of me
I'll let you get this one.
Alright.
My height.
Sounds like you're late.
My controller died.
Bro, my controller died.
You died so bad.
dude dude dude dude I was looking taking my ones and I think this fucking bitch
asked me came on me
wonder it I got my
of
the
of
two hundred minutes or three hundred minutes
they went in the school bus and they'll open
I like the way it hurts
go stop eyeing that was funny
this it was
a little bit of maths here
I got it.
He actually doesn't even see us shit.
Is that a mats bro?
I'm gonna do something.
Chad is this bullying?
Uh oh.
He's mental on you.
Oh
Wait why did I just lag like that?
Come here boy
He's 20 speed. He died in the fall. Bro this is actually bullying.
Let's go! Is that the Reno Rope? We're so good. We? Yes we. I have half the kills you
have and I'm not even a pro.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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you
you
you
I'm not even joining.
It actually is.
I would rather have listened to this than any song from Bully.
I like to switch my swag, having anxiety is annoying and raise my voice.
I would actually listen to those three again.
I'm definitely going to listen to Switch My Swag Again, like for sure.
I actually really like that song.
Who's pretty fun?
I was in my room on my own night
I got a ton of words
I'm pretty far
I ain't be picking that phone
Come on, come on, come on
Yeah, I think I'm a little broken
I don't shout out to you
I don't guess I just got home
I said be awesome
I heard you should fly
Now I got a few
That's why I was thinking of a drug
I'm gonna quit this shit
I said I can't stop
Could you do it for me?
Can you let it get on the wall?
Pug root!
It's like a light.
I'm scared to listen to any underground artist anymore because I'm afraid I'm going to get
a fucking hate thread on me and people tell me to kill myself because I broadcasted their
favorite underground artist.
Like awesome non-hating shit, awesome non-hating shit.
Besides the one song, nobody has listened to a single song for a second time on this album.
Like sure we all listened to it when it first came out, but nobody is getting in their car
and putting a song on from this album.
ones putting their headphones on and putting on a song from this album. It's better than
all the other mainstream albums. I mean, that's just not true. Iceman and Habib T were both
better than this. Iceman and Habib T were both like just as their own projects, both
better than Bully. Not Habib T. I think Habib T is better. My personal opinion Habib T is
better than Iceman. Every song on this album is a complete banger. Like this album is this
album right here if you're a true Drake fan and you actually like bro this album is actually perfect
like this album is perfect if you go back and listen to it again WNBA is the best song on the
album slap the city is just such vibes it's literally perfect high fives is amazing the song
was sexy red i'm not gonna lie this is the one i listened to the least um i'm spent is a great song
classic great song gen five white bone is my probably my third favorite song then you have a song
P and D and then prioritizing to end it for like this album right here is actually perfection for people who like R&B Drake
Like it's actually perfection
And that's what I like like I literally have an entire thing right here
Drake R&B it's a whole playlist and I literally when I get when I literally do anything I put this on and it's just all
Drake's R&B songs so the bt was just like
actual perfection to me bro
Keep bouncing on his shit till there's no juice left.
I guess that's about all I love this song.
We're all gonna like find more nine vicious songs like this
Listen to Che yeah, I saw this tick tock that went like viral of me saying my my favorite like my 99 overall rapper
And all the comments were saying that I described che
It's just not my type of music to be honest, there's nothing wrong with that, it's just not my type of music.
I'd rather listen to 9.
Hold on!
I fuck with his beat!
There's a song I used to listen to by him all the time, I forget what it was called though.
Wake up and run in the stack in a mornin'
That night's time you wish on things you know
I'm not sure if everybody said what you doin'
But I know I'm in the form
These girls have no personality
You're ass
You're not gonna lie
All the time
Wait, hold on!
I didn't wanna know
You're not
Call this fuck
Yup
Hey, hey, okay
Hey, hey, yeah
Yeah
Take, take, okay
Yo, I'm gonna dance
I'm gonna be some Leo
I get on my own Leo
I'm gonna pack the Leo
She can be pretty but I'm not
I'm gonna be some Leo
I get on my own Leo
She wanna fuck with the guys
We don't wanna do stuff
I'm gonna leave them to try
I'm gonna shoot them for the ass
It's actually tough, I'm looking around, I feel like there was a song that he featured
on or something that I listened to. I don't know why the name SSG Kobe sounds so familiar.
I would break your jaw if I saw you listening to this.
Can't wait to push you down the stairs at Streamer University.
Brother
You're 25 years old and you were at a party and told a girl to call you raw dog moon
You like I'm not gonna lie. You should just never pick up the controller again, bro. I'm not even saying pass to me
I'm just saying never touch the controller again
I did ask open tiktok this morning and the first tiktok that popped up on my for you page was a girl asking
Raw dog moon. What's your name and he goes?
You could call me raw dog moon and she goes. I'm not gonna call you raw dog moon
Like brother just drop like just at this place unplug the controller and give it up son. It's actually embarrassing
Actually, it was the first thing I saw in the morning to ruin my whole day
It literally set the tone for my entire day room bit
Wait, this is the cha-cha at 9 b. Oh wait
It's not even came to come on what these lines over to you
Hey
You know what?
Hey, good luck with your show.
Is that nine?
Yes?
What?
Oh, fuck, bro.
Yeah, and the chain look good.
I don't even know the bitch out there, honey.
I'm gonna fucking fake it out.
My neck, you don't even know I'm wearing it
Hey, then they get a you a bitch
Hey, no
Stop fucking playing me. Hey, you're a bitch way. Oh shit. Oh shit
I said I'm up it off
She had no stream tomorrow, I'm gonna be flying to Miami
I'm gonna be flying to Miami tomorrow. I land it like 8 p.m. So
literally flying the entire day so no stream tomorrow unfortunately but tomorrow
night I might be playing reload on clicks and stream like late tomorrow night
I'm not sure yeah I might be playing reload with clicks but next stream will be
on July 11th and it's gonna be it's gonna be a World Cup game it's Norway
and then we're all going to
we all got a sweet and we're
going to the game. Um and then
right after that the next day
we have the program in Dallas
so I'm going to be going to
Dallas and then we have the
program so I'm going to be
traveling the next two days.
Uh IRL in a wheelchair I guess
but is what it is. Is what it
is, bro. Um. Clippers. I'm going
I'm gonna make sure that y'all get paid in five days. Y'all should get paid everything. So
to all my clippers that would be paid out in five days. That's the end of the cycle.
If you want to become a clipper, exclamation mark clipping in the chat, there's $25,000 going
to clippers per month. For last cycle, yes, for the cycle, I didn't get paid out in this current one.
It'll all be paid out after the cycle ends. But hey, WStream in the chat. WStream
Join the twitter com join the clip and discord start clipping go ahead start making yourself some money
There's literally people who are making five six K a month off posting clips from you
So I love y'all and I'm gonna see you guys in the next stream
So loud fuck it
I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit him both
All of a sudden he a friend when I send that bitch a toast
When she want a teen change, she disguise it as a post
I forget the mean change, she was my before she y'all
She gon' make a cool G like she can't do it
All we do is fuck you in cool bass
I'm not some young thug, boy, it's in the latest episode
She just made me pop a belly gun to space
I do gravity above the stars, go on the Mars when I float
Give me cheap and out there money, baby, and there the nigga come
Gotta get used to this