Lacy
๐ด DALLAS DAY ๐ด DESKTOP & IRL ๐ด 1X FNCS WINNER ๐ด GTA RP W/ JYNXZI ๐ด WEST DIVISION CUP TONIGHT ๐ด STREAMER UNIVERSITY IN 2 DAYS ๐ด
07-13-2026 ยท 7h 11m
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What's up Barak, Evan, J.M, Rourke, Tyru, Natterdaddy, Marty, Alyssa, Shab, we got Sis
What's up, Lacey's big toe Cam, Joseph, Stimley-Retard, Nate, Rinksy, Hubert, Dane, Ames, Bray, was good!
Hold on, I need to fix this.
See ya!
I fixed it, I fixed it, I fixed it.
Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
All my beautiful people in the chat, what is good,
what is up, how y'all feeling, how y'all doing today, man?
How's everybody feeling and doing today, brother?
Same shirt smelly, yes.
I am wearing the same shirt.
And the reason I'm wearing the same shirt
is because I won FNCS yesterday.
How'd you guys can see?
Got my trophy right here.
I won FNCS yesterday, and it was in this shirt.
So why would I take my shirt off?
Why would I take the shirt off that I won FNCS in?
Please explain that to me.
Why would I take off the shirt in the underwear, in the socks, that I won and became an FNCS
champion in?
I have to keep the clothes on.
of personal hygiene. Fuck personal hygiene. I'm a champion. I'm a champion. Fuck personal hygiene,
bro. Also, chat. Also, please tell me, please explain to me how I have streamer university in
two days and I somehow am now in a wheelchair and sick at the same time.
How do I end up in a wheelchair and sick at the exact same time?
It's not funny, it's actually not funny at all.
I woke up this morning, I woke up this morning and had a sore throat, stuffy nose and as you
can hear I'm a little I'm a little congested. I'm a little congested. I'm a little congested
in my voice and in my nose. You can hear it. You can see it. But I have a few announcements,
a few announcements. Okay. Number one, I have decided to stay in Dallas. The reason I'm
I'm staying in Dallas is because I was like, hmm,
do I go back to LA for two days
and then go to Streamer University?
Or do I stay in Dallas and go IRL
to the France versus Spain game that's in Dallas tomorrow?
So I decided to dub going back to LA.
I'm staying in Dallas and tomorrow I will me and pilot I'm gonna have pilot caretaker me
He's gonna push my wheelchair and me and pilot are going to the France versus Spain game tomorrow, okay?
So tomorrow I'm going to the France versus Spain game me and pilot and I'm gonna be honest
It's in my opinion the best game of the World Cup
Realistically whoever wins tomorrow is probably gonna end up winning the entire World Cup because England is not saying a
a chance against France or Spain and yeah so tomorrow is pretty much the champion the
finals of the World Cup in my opinion and I got Spain I'm putting the biggest bet I've
put in in all of the World Cup I'm putting $10,000 on Spain I'm putting $10,000 on Spain
and yeah it's going to be crazy and then and then I'm going to fly to to Strayer University
So, I'm going to be flying to Streamer University on very, very early the morning of the 15th
and we're going to be at Streamer U. Now, speaking of Streamer U, I have made the decision
and I have decided that during Streamer University, throughout all the content,
all the people, despite me being in a wheelchair, I am not going to end Stream the entire time.
For the entirety of Streamer University from the 15th to the 20th, I will be doing a marathon
where I will be live 24-7 at StreamerU.
I will not end Stream.
You're going to see me wake up and go to class on Stream.
You're going to see me sleep on Stream.
You're going to see me shower.
You're going to see me interact with everybody.
You're going to see me play FNCS.
Everything is going to be on Stream, 24-7 marathon style, like a little throwback to
The Stubbathon kind of vibe.
So I'm gonna be live 24-7 during Streamer University,
creating content and yeah, bro,
I don't know what other Streamers are doing that,
but I'm gonna be doing it.
So, you know, it's gonna be a lot of fun.
It's gonna be a lot of fun.
It's gonna be a lot of fun.
24-7, 24-7 Streamer University Marathon, baby.
That's what we're doing.
We're doing it.
Just be careful in the shower.
Who's your roommate?
I have no idea. I have very little knowledge of anything that's going on at StreamReview, to be honest.
Kai is not telling us shit. It's all a big surprise for everybody. Nobody really knows anything.
There's a new trailer for it? Wait, well, it just dropped.
It had to have dropped. I was literally on Twitter right before I went live. It had to have dropped within the last 15 minutes.
Oh, okay. It dropped literally 30 minutes ago.
This is how you get to Streaming University. You just run through the wall like the ticket says.
Nice, Yannis. Don't work. Why are we here?
Okay, just watch. Just watch.
Yo, Reem. Gang. Reem, I'm not gonna lie. You need to get better acting, bro.
What is this? What is this Timo acting, Reem?
Nice, Yannis. Don't work. Why are we here?
Okay, just watch. Just watch.
What?!
No, no, no. I can't go back to the village. You're gonna have to try this.
Oh
Wait, do I get to wear one of these uniforms shot do I get to wear one of these uniforms
Get up y'all
I hope you guys have so much fun.
Oh, man.
Why don't you run in and paint your eyes in?
I'll make a shimmy you a little bit.
You're 30 years old, get a cosplay going back to school.
I'll put this straight right now.
I'm not on with you.
I'm shimmy every day, 24-7.
Listen, listen.
What you want to be, the teacher's pet or something?
Huh?
Yes.
No.
It's a shimmy university.
We gotta turn our savage up, bro.
You know, I thought about suitcase.
I don't want to hear about it, I got weed.
Got the, ey!
The bottles!
Okay!
So they think they're bringing weed, bitches,
and bottles to Shreemoryu?
Oh, that's cute.
Oh no, that's real cute.
That's real cute.
Real cute, Reem and Monty.
Soon as I catch any preferabilia,
as soon as I see any weed, any bottles,
and anything other than homework and school,
I'm telling Deed to that right away.
I don't hate you.
I don't fire you.
What?
Yup.
There you go, Dean.
There you go, Dean.
What?
I don't bring books.
Green, you know?
Low hopes, fellas.
Low hopes.
Let me explain it, fellas.
I did it last year.
I'm not doing this year.
You two.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, no.
And don't even think about sneaking in.
We have campus safety this year.
Okay.
I got it.
You don't need it.
You don't need it.
You don't need it.
You don't need it.
You don't need it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, oh my God, yes, Kai, thank you. Finally enforcing the rules. They need to learn. They
They need to go there for educational purposes.
No partying, no drinking, no drugs, no having fun.
It's a school, Dean.
It's a school.
Who was on the list?
I said, the streamer in prison, I'm sorry.
I don't see this.
I can't read it.
Oh!
We can't make a movie.
Wow, bro.
July 22, July 20, it's streamer university, man.
It's going to be a movie chat.
Like I said, I'm marathoning the entire thing.
So for that entire five days, I will be live 24 seven on my Twitch.
The entire time for four, I think it's four full days straight, five, five days.
Is that five days or four days?
Whatever it is, I'm going to be live 24 seven whole time.
So y'all can, y'all can sleep with me.
Okay.
It starts in two days.
Yeah.
You know how soon that is?
You know how soon that is?
That's crazy, bro.
That's crazy.
Bro's acting like he got accepted, Kequah.
Kequah.
Kai dropped the diss.
All right, listen, all reactions, I'm going to be reacting to, but you guys got to post
the reactions in the thread.
that y'all want me to react to post in the thread because there's a lot of stuff that
I clearly need to react to that I didn't get to. Also, Chad, we have FNCS division cup
today with ARC. We have the FNCS division cup with ARC today. So that is at eight o'clock.
So in four hours, we have FNCS division cup. And I think before that, I'm going to hop
on GTA RP and play GTA RP with Jinxie for a little bit. That's before, that's before
Div Cup though. Yes, I'm wearing the same t-shirts. Yes, I'm wearing the same t-shirt
because I'm not changing shirts. I'm not changing shirts when I won an FNCS. Now, speaking of
winning an FNCS it's the moment of truth it's the moment of truth
everybody was saying oh the mickey fncs oh this doesn't actually counts so let
me ask you a question how come all my trophy it says right here fncs and how
How come in my locker for the first time ever lies the official FNCS winner pickaxe?
How come?
How come we have the FNCS Axel Champions?
Yes, yes, that's right.
Lacey has the acts of champions.
Lacey has the FNCS acts of champions, bro.
And me and Klicks are the only duo on NA
to have this pickaxe right now.
And I have it until there's a new FNCS champion.
But the good news is, I'm gonna keep this pickaxe.
Why?
Because me and Ark are gonna win FNCS.
That's why.
Y'all doubting me?
Y'all hated?
Y'all said that we weren't gonna win?
Oh my gosh, it feels so good, bro.
And yo, I was reading all the Twitter comments,
all the TikTok comments before saying,
oh, they're not gonna win.
There's so many better duos.
Peter bought this, Peter bought that,
re-in this person, Muzz and Somerset, Ron and Venno,
and who came out with the FNC?
Who came out with the pickaxe at the end?
Who has the pickaxe now?
Who has the pickaxe now?
And if also, I don't know if y'all know this,
I don't know if y'all know this,
but if you go to Google and you search up,
is Lacey an FNCS winner?
Yes. Lacey is an official FNCS winner. She...
Did Google say she?
Do I look like a girl?
Did Lacey win in FNCS?
Yes, Lacey won the FNCS along his teammate Clicks.
The victory marked clicks his first FNCS trophy in his career in their first FNCS title together.
I don't want to hear any hate.
I don't want to hear anybody saying this, saying that.
I am sitting here, Lacey in 2020-26 holding the official FNCS pickaxe in my hands.
Look how beautiful it looks.
The Axe of Champions.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow
Your competition was great in and raw dog move I get I guess they're okay, so let me ask you a question then
How come how come how come before the tournament? How come before the tournament?
All of you guys were saying you're not good enough to win
You guys were saying oh Venom and Ron are gonna win. Oh
Oh, Muzz and Somerset are gonna win.
Cooper and Xemmi are gonna win.
Oh, this person's gonna win.
But now that we won, it's, oh, it doesn't count.
It's just funny how the goal post gets moved.
It's funny how the goal post gets moved.
It's really funny to me.
It's really funny to me.
Thank you.
It's very funny to me.
And I also, this tweet right here is a perfect example
of the bias and just pure hating that is going on.
I'm gonna show y'all a tweet right now.
I'm gonna show y'all a tweet right now.
Look at this, look at this.
When the tournament was going on
and Ron was in first place, this guy replies in the tweet,
Rod's really about to win two FNCSs before Klicks wins one.
And then after we win, the same guy
is replying under tweets saying Lemicki.
So when we were about to lose, it counted as an FNCS win.
But then when we win, now it doesn't count.
What?
People are mad that I'm an FNCS winner and that's okay bro, that's okay, carry.
So in terms of you guys saying I got carried, I'll have you know statistically I had the
second most kills out of any content creator in the entire tournament.
I also had more kills than some of the probes in the game, that is a statistical fact by
the way.
Also was alive every single end game.
Every single time we died, I was alive.
So you know, I don't really get the whole, oh you got carried, I was alive every end
game.
I had the second most kills out of all creators in the entire tournament.
I had more kills than some of the pros.
I killed Peterbot.
What are we talking about?
What are we talking about?
Which creator had the most kills?
I think it was Xemi or Crackly, I'm not sure.
You're on 45 ping, yeah, because I'm playing West, because this is what I'm playing today.
I actually can't believe I have a caddy.
I don't think y'all understand.
This was like my dream.
This was genuinely my dream to one day win an FNCS
and have an FNCS pickaxe.
This was my dream.
Before I even started streaming,
I would just sit there and play Fortnite tournaments.
And it was my dream to win an FNCS.
And now here I am today holding an FNCS Axe of Champions
and one in FNCS.
Like, do y'all know how crazy that is?
I just joined a list of elite company
in the Fortnite scene.
We're talking about unknown army, Peterbot, cold,
queasy, Venno, Acorn.
Like, I am an elite company when it comes to Fortnite now.
How many total FNCS winners are ever are in America?
Has NA region seen in Fortnight ever
So
There's been 29 official seasons
So there is 100
100 FNCS winners in America.
So that means I am in the, and this is a conversation that people aren't going to like.
I am a top 100 Fortnite player of all time.
I am a top 100 Fortnite player of all time.
I am.
I am how many total FNCS winners is there?
Solos, Duos, Trio, Squads, blah, blah, blah.
He is, this chat can't say he isn't.
Yeah, you guys can't say it because here I am holding the FNCS X.
Here I am holding the FNCS Axe.
I am in Elite Company.
I am a top 100 Fortnite player of all time.
Clicks, I'm down to play a game, bro.
I'm down to play a game or two,
but I gotta get into reactions after I play a game.
I gotta play a game with the Pickaxe.
I have to.
I have to play a game with the Pickaxe yet.
I literally have to.
I literally have to play a game with the Pickaxe.
And then we'll get into reactions.
Clicks.
Clicks.
Looks like your device is mudded.
What do you mean my device is mudded?
How is my device?
Yo Lacey!
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Yo I'm inviting guys, I'm inviting guys, hold up.
Yo what's going?
How is my device muddy?
Okay, can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Wait, why are you so quiet?
Play with some goats I am the goat I am the goat
I can barely hear you for some reason, bro.
What's going on here, Chad?
Do we check and y'all hear clicks?
No, they can't even hear you.
talk talk talk oh no oh no wait talk yo cat it can y'all hear now wait what's the
Emo where you can show your pickaxe. What's the Emo click? What's the Emo point it out?
No way I don't have the Emo
Why is my mic so quiet here?
Flip your mic down, hello, hello.
I'm so confused.
I'm asking Epic Employee to give you the email.
Yo, can we play bro?
I gotta do reactions.
Yes, let's play.
Yo, what's up with your attitude?
I'm gonna need you to lower that a little bit.
I gotta do reactions,
because I gotta do reactions, right?
I gotta play one game with my FNCS pick X.
Okay, okay, okay, one win.
I'm inviting you, I'm inviting you.
Good job.
I'm not gonna drink my webcam like you fucking tards.
We have no game audio so y'all don't hear this
this. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Wait, they're going to be mad because
we're playing on West. Hold on. Let me switch to Central.
the chat bro LPC LPC. In put
My discord's at one.
Wait, can y'all hear the game now?
Go back, go back.
Go, go, go, go.
Hello?
Why is everyone so quiet for me?
Thank you, bro. Actually, thank you.
Generally appreciate that.
Generally appreciate that bro. Thank you
Wait, mr. Savage, have you ever won a FNCS?
You got the lacy icons get on
Oh, shit
Listen, guys, I have one game in me.
OK, one win in one game.
My chat saying my chat saying one game
because I have to do reactions.
OK, come on.
Well, let's let's flex our pickaxes, boys.
Come on.
We'll see what's in the cold.
We'll see what called.
Well, yeah, let me see your guys pickaxes.
Hold on.
Yeah, we got to see it.
Oh, yeah, I did have a FNCS pickaxe.
Yo.
I'm so sexy. Oh my god. You're actually think I'm not going to lie like noble shit. It's the worst
One you've never won it out. It's okay. No, no, I if I won F. It's yes, I would never even wear it
I was like what what?
That's what I said
I'm taking this off. So when I'm on your walls bruh, just be aware. You're gonna be seeing this
No, no, I figured out this
You're the only one on NA that has it
On NA
Wait, oh
If you don't care, no, no, no
You're forgetting about me
Sean to the wall
Hey guys, I have it too. Yeah, I said I said we dumbass
Wait, I thought they were well, that's crazy
Yeah, they do right right when it's over
So
Why I have like so much more when it comes in this work. Yeah, oh god you do you're like you're basically like
LeBron James when it comes to 49 exactly is there no grand till September you're gonna have so all this August
No, no, I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna have it after August I can do yeah, so my
Yeah
Where is everybody?
Are you fucking blind I'm fighting everybody I'm fighting Avengers
No one Peter Mott has it not Peter Mott doesn't have a chat. He's not as good as me
also an official at 49 tournaments it's a 1-0 meeting peter bottom yesterday or
what yeah I should on wow
come on the fucking you have an FTS champion pushing you what are you gonna
do fix I'll come out you don't worry you ready
Oh
What do you need anything
I'll pray them for you. I hit one a hundred coming. We're coming. We're coming. I stole your kill. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
They see I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Oh, this was your teammate no fucking wonder bro like
Oh my god.
Bro, why are you guys like...
I thought Braden was bad.
What I'm saying!
Like, Braden wasn't that bad.
Yeah, maybe for ours. He wasn't.
No, no, Braden was actually great.
I saw a clip of Braden.
He landed on my head and then said I stream sniped him.
Right, right, right, right.
Bro, I had a little deal going on.
Five bandits.
I'm saying, bro.
Oh
No, he didn't
My god, I draw heart oh
So sweet
Let me see your pickaxe
Uh, when they host a fucking EU on them, eh?
Wait, did they not like you?
But if I'm gonna get hosted for like months, probably.
Savage.
I'm gonna have my life for months, eh?
Savage, if you want me to come to EU to run down with you, let me know.
Ooh, hoo-hoo!
What the fuck, did you actually actually ask for a good idea?
Lacy, Lacy, let's stay in that duo, you know that, right?
You think they'll put us together next time?
No, no, no, no, no, fuck no.
What do you mean it wouldn't be fair? We got damn bad first place.
They need to make it Trio's.
Trio, bro.
It's like
If your teammate is like to shit, but it's good to like
All the antsies the first one yeah, he plays the game
Do you guys think it's harder to win pro am or harder to win a OCEF and CS
Oh, that's actually our way. I'm are you out of your fucking mind? Thank you. Thank you. See FNCS. Are you drunk?
Well, I'll see you get grief so hard, but it's just a bunch of braids. I
Mean, they're not they're not I mean, there's no there's a lot
Then it's all team and play they all seem
Wow, this big action, so you know they all team achieve yeah
Cabra is the fact that only one that like EWC was like crazy
He literally was teamed on by like 20 people in the last game. It was so sad.
Fucking losers, bruh. It's so corny.
He's the only person keeping the IC alive.
You can't find anybody to kill!
They keep dying right after, dude.
Oh, you killed yourself.
Come, come, come. I'm splashing out some splashing out some splashing out.
Oh, you're a fucking idiot.
I'm going to solo spot, man. I'm going to solo spot, bruh.
Hey, go do it, go do it.
I'm a champion, man. I'm going to solo spot.
You guys, you guys know your own shape, you guys don't think about it.
I'm gonna come watch you.
I'm a champion for a reason.
Let me see, let me see, I'm gonna come watch you, alright?
Oh, okay, I won't see.
I'm a champion for a reason.
You need that?
That's for a kid, I mean, but...
Yo, am I blind?
You alright, I think?
Come here.
I don't...
No
Who shot who shot
Wait did that give you the effect
They've been the most I've been so strong. Oh, where is everybody is there?
They say I have one car. I can't find anyone. Holy fuck. Oh shit. How many kills do you get yesterday, Lacey?
I actually had I have a second-last kills at all creators. No, you didn't
Oh, it's probably Ron. Ron had most or what?
No, I think it was Crackleaer's enemy.
Oh, definitely not.
Oh, no he's not! Crackleaer's in place.
He's off the same amount of grand as Victor, but he's got both of four grand.
Oh, he's missing as well.
How is that legal?
Hey, come on, you're solo squadron. Come on, let's see.
Oh, shit.
Come on.
That guy's actually...
Oh, that's great.
Oh, that's great.
Oh
Loser chat
Why are you running in a fucking ramp in you little bitch
Oh my god, I've never seen anything like this
come here come here give me the kill give me the kill give me the kill
come here come here come here come here
like I'm just trying to fight people
dude
well thank you Matt thank you Matt so let me see you so as well
oh I'm gonna spot him here
that's my gun right here
feed me
I'm gonna fucking chance
yo if I can just find a squad of white men
I
The money
Okay
You're gonna watch cinema
Let me see
Where are you
Come
Fucking
Yeah
I just fuck to you
I just fuck to you
Oh yeah
I got lazy to kill
Oh box
Oh box, 200, 180, no, hey that's here.
No, so what's she doing?
So what's she doing?
What are you wearing?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
I already have.
You loader.
Coming.
We're coming, we're coming.
No, no, don't be coming, don't be coming.
No, no, don't be coming, don't be coming.
Oh my god
Wait, Fitt's dying?
Yeah, I'm down.
You only fuck about angles.
He's been in the 1v1 for like two minutes.
Okay.
Oh, no shot, no shot.
It's your king, remember that.
I'm searching me.
Take it off, take it off.
Oh, fuck.
I've got nothing.
You are a joke.
Oh, I'm a joke? Would a joke do this?
I'm a joke, man.
So tell me a joke, man. Would a joke do this?
What is this?
What is this?
No! No! Oh, yes!
Come on.
Wait guys, you need to do that. We have 54 kills.
No, no, you can't let us die.
Wait, just to actually be effective on that one.
Is that the guy we're fighting on?
You can actually see.
Yep.
I don't want to die.
Oh, I didn't want to go to time.
Oh, you don't want to die.
Savage one, Savage one.
Hold on.
You tweed!
Savage!
Savage, you need me? Savage, you need me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need you to catch me.
Yep, 50, someone killed me.
Oh!
Ow!
Oh, fuck!
Dude!
He died and they're gone.
Take out, take out, take out.
Oh, no!
You're shot!
Oh, fuck!
Oh!
Oh!
Well, this fucking lemon.
That's dude!
This is a good lemon, bro.
I'm not a joke, man.
I'm not a fucking joke.
I'm not.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm running a one first.
I don't know.
I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this is.
One more, one more.
Last game, last game, last game, last game.
Like I can't believe I just lost that.
Y'all also gotta understand.
Well, what do we gotta understand, bro?
I don't even know what to fucking say.
Yeah.
I don't understand, bro.
My teammates are sabotaging me in the middle of a fight. It's a little hard to win it
B and we dropped you five five five in a chug job
I would have killed them. I would have killed them if you guys were in my way. Oh
You were on a med kit. Oh came over and dropped you our entire inventory. Nice, dude. Nice
I'll put on my
No
Higgs put on his icon.
Oh, it's still on.
No, no, no, do the real one.
Oh, the other one?
Do the real one.
Oh, this skinnier version.
Let me find it.
Do some digging.
It starts with a D.
There we go.
Yeah, there.
Oh.
Wait, really?
Do you have baby's?
Are you bolds?
Oh, come on, bro.
I need to win a game with this big axe, bro.
Can I please win a game?
A game?
I don't need to die, dude.
I don't know if I have.
Yeah, watch this a chance right now. Now that little ladies warmed up got my fncs pickaxe primed up guess what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna load into this game. I'm gonna solo squad. I'm gonna kill everybody watch this shit
Watch this watch and learn chat and then I'm gonna hop off for tonight
And I'm gonna go do reactions and I'm gonna do some other stuff for a couple hours before before fncs game done
I would ship up on my way
All right, I just got shoved into the water, I just got shoved into the water, bro.
No Higgs, who's my skin, who's my skin, Higgs?
Who's my skin, Higgs?
Um, let's see, you call it Mr. Seven!
Hey listen, I'ma let y'all do your thing, all right?
I'ma let y'all do your thing.
What do you mean?
I'ma let y'all do your thing.
What does that even mean, dude?
Like in this game, I'ma let y'all do your thing.
Okay, I'll go shake it up on each other. Don't worry
It is we're going sanctions and ensuring yeah, yeah, yep
It's a ripson get some ripson. I got y'all off swan. Mm-hmm. So what are your thoughts on your speed?
You already know my thoughts, you know, I'm not gonna stay here and watch it. No, actually nice. Like that's for me. So entertaining
I mean I'll be ten in a day for ten seconds and then we kill him. It's kind of boring look alive
Being humble I'm really honest
Have you talked to blood X yet
Oh yeah, we got him
He helped you for firing it off. No, he was sick
Manse for a minute
Yeah, I played to you. He was sick
Play you do that. Yeah with him
It needed it!
150, 150!
Right there!
I'm giving up coffee, bro!
It's fine, I don't need it!
Chow, why are you so fast, bro?
I saw a guy with a header!
What?
That guy is so scary!
He's giving up gold!
Mom gold!
Uh, my pretty
Yes, you're right
Just in here just in here. I'll blow blow blow
Oh
All right, I'm coming back y'all coming back
All right
You're not gonna keep what?
You don't matter
Joe's boo-ha-ha icons yeah, my icon
One me three I think I have to do this
Yo
No, no, no, no, no
Big fucking dick Martin, bro
I
Nice good max
Could look you sick to reboot
Eat the corn and pick up what's behind you know reload reload
I
Give me a free PC away
Chat whoever wins this gets free PC ever. Yeah, yeah everyone run everyone run. They're shockwave in a way
Yep
Oh, you should let him rest there's got my head so
I'm bull of muckin' muckin' muckin' muckin'
I'm gonna squeeze you, we'll pay you!
I'm tryin'
Give a ray of air to him, I'm gonna lie to him
Yeah, I'm gonna put him in a pit of pizza
That's a boy spark, don't be smart in the chat
I'm gonna lie to you now, rebooting
Bro, let him play, bro, let's see, come on!
Let's go to the other guys
Oh my god
Wait, you lying?
No, I think you I think you
Alright, let me actually stick it, bro. Let me just cut this guy
Yep, you're really well by the way, Martin
Why are you guys calling your Martin?
That's the name, IRL
What?
Are you seeing him?
Yep
Oh
I
Gotta go there there's too much shit going on there. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Lacey, but I can't stick this
Sir awareness
Fucker yeah, what are you dipped?
Alright, well you have fucking zero kills. Maybe shut the fuck up and let me play
Who's an FNCS shit who has to pickaxe
Oh
It's a problem to go up here in the stream, but like we can discover a bit as little bit
Wait, I think there's a porta potty next to you. Yeah, there is there is there is for buying
There's no reboots in the direction
I
Why?
You should've just helped you, no?
No, no, no.
Let's cheat it.
Please, you don't need a band.
Oh.
Other than that, I can't just miss that shot.
Fuck this job.
Marien, you gotta be very careful.
Oh, I saw that.
That looked like that looked back.
There you saw that?
That's not how it's gonna take me.
800 gold, you're on a running machine.
You can buy a truck, you're gonna bring a 960.
Uh, I don't know about this, Marien.
Get the tug under you.
Under you.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, Joe.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, Joe.
What the hell? What the hell?
No! I like the RPG!
No way! No way!
Bro, he's out! Look, nobody can even catch up!
Where'd the other guys go?
Shaz, are they even in the wooden parking house?
I don't think they're really in the parking lot.
There should be a good truck here. No, they got it.
Yeah, straight right here.
Is that shit cut down?
Ah!
Shit, bro.
Please, let me actually get this off.
Actually, Greasy, mate.
Are you going to check out the whole fucking game?
You see the skin? You see the skin?
Listen, that's where you are.
That's where you are.
We're on my way.
Are you giving away a PT for someone that wins this game?
Yeah, we see, right?
Yes, you said you were.
You're not going to go out or something?
Pretty good.
Oh
Yo, what's that? I might need you to kill someone for me. I need some drink
Oh
Fucking my old life
Nice
I'm gonna do what mr. Savage could yeah all right you get us up and we win this
game thanks will buy you fucking PC and ask yeah he smells oh I have a fucking
200 IQ by
Like that I like that they're gonna be coming. Mm-hmm. So you get the fuck out of here, huh?
Yeah, got no bills. We who does have the title for worse FNCS winner
Boris give her now the fuck
Every single another eggs you missed the reboot
I can't buy it bro, you need to get some gold.
No, yes you can, yes you can, trust me.
What does that mean, you know that's how?
That Queezy actually is impressive, he actually is.
Queezy played great in those games.
Oh he did.
Nice, nice!
Ah!
I'm in all of these!
What is that?
Nice!
Yep.
No.
It's only one take by the way.
Yeah.
We're fucking back.
Oh, I just got PTSD, remember we did some grants, we got it, so I'm sickness.
Nice! Wait, I just lost audio.
That's chocolate.
Yeah, no one's here.
You're mad.
Fuck.
Come on, just give me a gun and a weapon, bro.
That's not me.
You spawned with a gun, dude.
Give me a gun and I'm like in a lobby!
Yo, do you have one?
No, I'm saying like, I gotta find one.
I'm getting some more hop rocks.
I'm gonna play with you.
Guess who's back.
Back up, get him.
Get him.
Guess who's back.
I need more flak.
That's my man.
Yeah, that's...
Oh, nice.
Yo, we should put a party back, Kevin.
I'll give you 90 gold
My meds
Yo, I fucked up by giving Lacey a shotgun
They fucked up dude
You got wards Lacey?
Yeah
all right we got here how do you fucking how do you make where they at give me a
look before looks I'm hitting it again great guys I'm pulling up to a fight
great don't worry don't worry I'm alive I'm alive I'm no worry yeah it's
Good job, good job.
The hottest FNCS winner has to be Klicks.
I like to agree with that.
That's not a bad shout.
The most like attractive FNCS winner.
Nothing is.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, dead, bro.
It's fine.
I don't know if that's because of the skin eye behind the rock.
Are you going to blame it?
Leave it on, thanks, dude.
It's all you and I, like, I'm getting off the skin, bro.
Fuck this shit, bro.
No, you're not.
I'm getting hurt, bro.
We're about playing bro, you're nothing sees winter. I'm not about to win. I didn't do anything. I was dead the whole game
Oh, it's okay, bro
I love storm sickness one in ranks
We're getting cheap snacks
you
Only one van and it's on savage, but how much good do we guys have?
Why would I fight these shit players?
I know, I'm actually gonna bounce on.
What is she?
What is she on the block?
On the block.
I'm gonna throw her then.
Send her to the movie.
I got her, I got her, I got her, I got her.
I got back in the game, baby. I'm back.
I'm back.
Wait, I have nine kills?
It's zero.
No, I'm not his ass. Stop right at his down.
Thanks for that.
Oh no.
Wait, edit this, edit this, like a drum click.
The whole team's going down, looks like it's going to be up to me.
Zone is coming, zone is coming.
I'm good! Yo, Savage, what?
Damn, fucking dead.
Savage's like, you have assholes in there.
I'm sorry, I'm right here.
Holy fuck, am I a medic?
Yes, you are. You're fights.
I'm sick of this call.
Savage, no, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong!
No, it's okay, it's okay.
Oh
This high ping is looking mad as muck along
Nothing by the way
Wow, I'm solo squad in the whole game
bro you needed to read this book there
jeez bro jeez jeez
oh my god bro you guys couldn't even fucking kill scooby-doo's dog
scooby-doo's dog
who's not even scooby-doo's dog
who's scooby-doo's dog
are you thinking about being special?
fuck you
listen guys
i'll be honest you guys clearly don't have the same caliber level as me here
um
so
probably gonna head out of this lobby
i'll just try to get some wings
i'll try to play with some scrubs
um
i'm an fncs one alright
uh yes
Special OG should have your fun.
Lacey, out.
We got this fucking game, bro.
Can we have this fucking game, bro?
This game's fucking stream-sciped.
Gonna fucking stream-scipe the whole lobby, bro.
On my soul, I'm not even a bad Fortnite player.
I'm not even a bad Fortnite player.
I'm dead-ass, not even a bad Fortnite player, bro.
Like I'm one of the best FNCS winners.
My craft just gets disrespected.
My craft gets disrespected is what happens.
You have a hundred replies.
100 replies, Sunnybun. Sunnybun.
the fattest FNCS player? Is that real statistic? Oh, oh, oh. Oh, Chad, guess what? Also, for
Let's tell you this is the beginning of the stream.
So last night, I'm just chilling in Clix's room.
And I get a call, a FaceTime call from Faxity.
And he's like, yo, Lacey, I'm at Clix's place with Buga.
Do you wanna come down and gamble with me and Buga?
So go downstairs.
I put in my entire $5,000 that I wanted the program.
And we ran it up to 45K.
We ran 5K each, up to 45K.
And then we lost every penny.
Yeah, we were at 45 grand, and we decided
to lose every single penny on Blackjack.
So I lost all of my program earnings because of Faxity.
Faxity peer pressured me into gambling with him,
and I lost every single penny.
And then I don't know what happened after,
because when I left,
Faxity said, I'm chasing it all.
And I left, went back upstairs and Faxity
like deported another like 40 grand.
I'm gonna be honest with you, he has problems.
Faxity has actual problems.
Boohoo, still a millionaire.
How much did you pay her to post this?
I do not pay anybody to post this second off clearly a lot of people agree with it if it
It has almost a million views.
It has a thousand likes, bro.
Clearly, I have females who think that I'm a good looking guy
and find me attractive, okay?
You know, there's, I appreciate y'all.
There's nothing I can do.
There's nothing I can do about it.
There's literally nothing I can do about it.
But, appreciate all the ladies out there, bro.
Appreciate all the ladies out there, man.
A friendship story.
Bro, I'm telling you, they like you, bro.
I'm just trying to be a mother.
It's all damn bad.
See, they like you, bro.
Japanese are missing to do face cam, I'll be honest.
Now this is the possible country.
And maybe it all started from us finding me a toilet,
finding me a flyer.
I've been trying to fix it.
I'm just trying to be a cop.
I'm emotional, bro.
Listen, it's all you, brother.
It's you.
You found your past.
You found your talent.
Holy W.
Eddard.
Get a shit.
Play yourself, bro.
Everybody give it up for your prime, creator, saviour, sadness, champions, mix and match!
Oh my god!
Wow, bro.
Actually, generally, wow, bro. WN is narrow. WN is narrow.
Give that a like. Give that a like.
Congratulations, Lacey, on the FNCS. Love you, bro. Keep it up. You're looking good today.
Ignore the, ignore the haters. Sorry for my English. Thank you, bro. Thank you.
LeBron is joining the Cavs. No, he's not. Epic is no longer, he's a new person.
What's up, everyone? Okay, well, so here's what's coming up, right?
If...
If...
...women can't work out...
...epic will be no more.
I'll be changing my name...
What?
I'll be showing you my name...
...and I'll be just...
If...
...my name goes to...
...if not...
...then...
...I'll just...
...but if it does happen...
...there's no more happening.
No, dude!
Where's Epic going?
I'm not gonna be different.
I'm just gonna be different.
I'm not gonna win.
I'm just gonna work out.
What kind of music you got going on here?
Oh, the one final Epic out.
Wait, why? What happened?
what happened? Lacey is the FNCS chump of all time. How the fuck do you win FNCS and
can't win a simple ass game against 12 year olds? You're a fucking disappointment.
So, instead of saying, hey Lacey, congratulations on winning FNCS. You played great out there.
You call me the FNCS chump.
I thought you were Lil Le, why you letting everyone diss you?
My car you a mean this bitch. I know I pissed him off
He's dissing kind oh hell no, I can't fuck with this I
Can't fuck with him dissing Dean. He's dissing decent. I can't fuck with this. I can't even bother. I had it a shit
You just trying to feel your drugs bitch. I know I'm black boy like
G and funding might don't even know the way I feel
To my what?
Bro, yo I'm not gonna lie, this is about the 6th diss track that I have been dissing.
that I haven't said a word to nobody.
Like, am I really gonna be forced to hop in the studio?
Am I really gonna be forced to hop in the studio?
I might have to hop in the studio, bro.
This shit is getting out of hand! I'm not even talking about nobody and I'm getting dissed!
So my heart, I don't even know what it's like
How you met in the Asian in a nigga build like Paul Paul
That nigga fuck it
And if I'll build like whole floor, what does Kuffel build like?
Told ya boy, let me in
What's that ass need to see?
Ain't none of y'all my friends
Bitch, y'all a crash scene
Bull up and blast some beams
We finna crash your money
Last one, get my pants
Bitch, I know I'm black
All you want to pick up my calls
I ain't cut for you a minute
Bitch, I know I pissed some off
You a grown up, why you only picking on it friends
I
Got my tap-tap for three bucks, okay clicks Corey clicks carried you core logo in some aura. Oh
My
I hate this fucking dude. I'm actually gonna just block him. I'm about to just block this guy, bro
Like it's just every day. You you have some new shit David
Every day David you have some new shit
David said, talking about all you wear is black, Sonyan, I know you ain't talking.
Your closet look like a damn uniform store.
47 black hoodies, 92 black tees, a mountain of black sweats, and you still put together
asphits.
Millionaire just to wear the same shit, Sonyan.
David, I'm going to teach you a life lesson here, okay, little guy?
Just because, here's the truth.
People who walk around wearing chrome hearts and all these designers and wearing $3,000
boots and $10,000 jackets every single day, they do it for a reason.
They do it because they want people to look at them and say, oh, they have money.
Those people don't actually have money.
They don't.
They want people to think that.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Rich monkey boy telling me stop it. I could just a pop it. I'm on a horse of my dick
Yeah, and I ain't forget through garbage. He lost India doing some losses looking for love nigga
This ain't no violent. She mean you got the boys feeling lorries. I've been joking, but no
I don't play the whole got a bad bitch. She gonna do what I say though. I'm showing up. I'll be running up
Hey, so let's make a diss me. He got a halo bitch
Oh my god, like the aura he has.
Like look at his fit, it's fit, fit, tough.
Cars, tough.
Body tea.
Rent it out of gas station probably.
Like.
He did not diss me Chad I don't know why y'all said he dissed me he did not diss I would never diss me bro
Since you're 24-7 live at streamer you will you do a supercar shopping stream after since you will make probably over yo what?
I'm not going to lie to you. I'm actually scared for streamer you. I'm like actually like I'm not like
I'm not scared like in a way where it's like I don't know how to explain it.
I'm why okay I'm scared because I like watching it last year how fast paced everything is
I'm really worried that I'm going to be very left out like that's what that's what I'm really
worried about. Like I'm worried I'm gonna be very very isolated and left out and alone the entire streamer you because I'm in a wheelchair.
That's like my that's what I'm really like scared of.
Like everybody's gonna be doing shit having fun and I'm just gonna be like kind of like alone left out because I can't
like like wheel as fast as people can run or like
like if everybody's standing up around each other having a conversation I'm just gonna be sitting down below everyone.
Like I feel I honestly feel like it's gonna be just like my old college days
Like that like I feel like I'm gonna get like PTSD. It kind of worries me like back when I used to be in college
I was just super left out and isolated everybody just called me fat all the time
No one wanted to hang out with me. They went out to parties. They didn't invite me
I was like a pity friend and I'm just really worried that that's what it's gonna be like again
Like I'm just gonna be super left out. No one's gonna want to hang out with me
I'm just gonna be a loser because I'm in a wheelchair
Just alone the whole time.
You a grown ass man worried about being left out at a college.
He didn't bring any peripherals.
Of course, I have a tap.
You saw a funny Mike's disc, bro.
Can you please get this for streamer you?
I have asked you to do it.
It's a great content idea.
The walkie talkies are for you, Phantom and Kai.
The radio is for you and the megaphone, you can attach it to your wheelchair?
Holy shit, why is Max logging?
Is this real?
This skin shown is the image is the icon series skin for streamer Lacey
Why is he doing two tweets in a day now?
These two atrocities really prove some people just ain't meant to get dressed.
So you want me to walk around naked?
Why are clothes even being made if this is what they end up looking like?
Every fit be losing before you even leave the house, even when bro's hooping the outfit's
still ass, son.
So first off, David, first off, David, you little fucking bitch.
This is called an athlete's fit.
This is an athlete's fit.
This is when I was going biking.
I dress like an athlete, like a bicycle list.
Okay, and this right here, I look like Steph Curry.
I look like Steph Curry.
I'm literally a one-of-one copy of Steph and Curry.
Steph ate the Curry.
Congratulations, you just caught a three-day ban
from my stream.
This is what I'm talking about.
This is what I'm talking about.
What is, oh no, like every time you guys send a loop clip like I, here we go.
What's he smiling for?
Man, he's looking at your cute ass.
Hey!
What's up?
What's going on?
What are you getting into?
You like that shit?
I'm trying to get into you, girl.
Hey, shit.
I'm trying to get into the van.
Are you trying to get into my pants?
Yeah.
Wait, how old are you?
Damn, I'm 17.
Like...
You think it's in my pants?
Yeah!
Oh, wait, how old are you?
Damn, I'm seventeen.
My king.
Isn't he eighteen?
Please watch this it comes from baking egg and Jesus ancestors
Actual question are there people who watch this and in like actually like like okay?
I know humor is subjective. It'd be like well believe it or not. I put this on everything. I love
There's people out there in the world that I know it's hard to believe
that don't find me funny. I know, it's kind of crazy. Like there's people out there in the world
who don't find me funny. Now, I'm just wondering, like, I know humor's subjective, but
is there actually people who watch a video like this and laugh?
This comes from bacon, egg, and cheese ancestors.
Hold on, Chad. I have to go do something in the bathroom really quick.
Uh...
Coke break. Buddy, I blew my nose.
I have a little head cold. I have a little head cold
Yo, Lacey first time viewing your stream you're so fucking funny, bro
That asked your hilarious bro. You're so funny. I can't let you're generally funny. Thank you. Thank you, bro. Thank you
No, my gosh
Jinxie went on a full crash out and nearly passed out on stream after banning ever- oh no.
No way Jinxie has the RP pair of socials.
That- I literally just feel like somebody- yeah just ban- ban- ban- ban- ban- I'm not- I'm not doing this like-
I'm not doing this like- this is my treat!
My god!
Yo! This is dead ass! How y'all make me feel when you tell me to play GTA!
GTA.
Wake up!
Wake up!
Why did somebody in his chat type France Goal?
I did GTA RP for three streams in a row.
You're not like this why I stopped playing that game.
Yes.
A year ago.
Thank you.
I do one GTA RP stream and then everyone spams GTA RP for the next fucking year.
Ban these God-Suckers!
I'm not doing this! Get out of my stream!
Get out!
If you are only going to mash GTARP on your keyboard for the next year!
This is the exact reason that I do not play GTARP.
I literally love and enjoy playing GTA so much,
but if you even play it one time,
Your chat gets flooded for the next week with GTARP everything you do.
Never come back!
I will play GTARP when I want to!
Fuck!
Oh my god, like, are you a little kid?
You're not funny, you're disannoying, you're literally disannoying a shit.
Stop spamming for games!
Fuck, you're annoying!
Oh my God, shut up!
Like, what do you do?
He's actually mad.
When you're in a car with your mom.
Mom, I want McDonald's.
No, Daniel, we don't have McDonald's at home.
What do you do?
Do you go...
I don't know though, because the thing is, I mean, I guess if everyone just has a one
second delay then it's okay.
Oh no.
Because there's a delay?
Oh yeah.
Are you serious?
Did I just get a two minute timeout for saying GTA RP timer?
Yeah.
Yeah, and then yeah, so that even by the way watch out this guy has to like I think he has to go on pump that away
Yo kid our mods do that
Like are you a little baby boy?
Rate my edit okay
It's my eyes, and I see you on the roadside, for you's time.
Holy aura, man.
OK, hey, fuck nut.
Don't hop on one leg too much.
You might tear your other ACL.
Wait, is that true?
Wait.
If you tear your ACL and have to hop on one leg, can you tear your other ACL from hopping?
Yes, you can absolutely tear your ACL in your healthy leg.
forces a single unconditioned leg to absorb the
Gege Brother Gege. More than one million people applied to Kaisenat Streamer University,
only 120 got in on paper that makes it 350 times harder to get into than Harvard.
Hold on, Chad. Oh my god, Chad. I have to get something. I'm doing a giveaway. I'll be right
back. Chad, hold. I'm doing a giveaway. I have to get something very important.
I lied about the giveaway, I just got a snack.
No, it's healthy snack. Oh God, it's healthy.
Can't it's an actual healthy snack?
Can't it? Look.
Look.
It's...
It only has two ingredients.
Beef and salt.
Look.
It's not an ad.
It's not an ad.
No
Can't for for the love of God, can you stop spamming gta RP?
If I want to play GTA I'll play GTA
I will play what I want to play if you're just gonna sit here and GTA master keyboards in my chat
every stream leave when you ask your mom for McDonald's in the car and she says no we have McDonald's at home
Do you do it?
Where, where, where, where, where?
God!
I
Frans gold like
Not going to lie, I've been saying that Lacey is a tier one professional.
The pros are so lucky, Lacey quit,
or he would have had 10 FNCS wins by now.
Never doubt the King of LA.
So here's the thing.
This guy is not my alt.
He's larping.
He's larping as my alt.
You're in the cod scene now?
Lacey announces he's starting his journey
to become a cod pro. I am? Does a Lacey know about this? Here's a thing though, job. Realistically,
I could be a pro at any game I wanted.
If you gave me one month on a game, I could be a pro and compete in that game.
based off my gaming genetics.
I love a lot of shatters pissing me off, bro.
You know, mods, can we please ban the three letters GTA?
I'm begging you.
I'm begging you.
Oh my god, my entire chat.
You know what?
You know what?
Mods.
Mods.
Don't even unbend it.
Or don't even bend it.
Keep it unbend.
You know what?
No, no, no.
Keep it unbend.
Because now my chat is just filled with deleted messages.
Just unbend it, bro.
it bro whatever if you type GTARP in my chat I'm literally just gonna ignore you
literally just gonna ignore you
It's going to be the worst challenge, which might generally be the worst challenge, which
lost to Rekhae in a 1v1 for $1 million for his own comm, missed a penalty against XQC
in the Sidemen Cherry match, lost in the YouTube Creator Cup, bugalive, I keep seeing everybody
talking about Jason and all these events and stuff that he does. But here's the thing,
chat. Jason is consistent. He's consistently ass at everything he does. And that's impressive.
You got to hand it to him. It's not like here and there, he has a flash of doing something
good, or has a flash of being good at this, he's consistently just straight dog shit at
everything he does.
I've never seen him win.
You know what I mean?
Goes into a basketball game, drops a 0-0-0 stinker, goes into a football game, 0-0-0 stinker,
goes into this, 0 stinker.
You know what I mean?
He's consistently assed, but at least he's consistent, at least he's consistent.
So we have to, we have to give them that.
What is it?
I'm having a...
I'm having a...
I'm having a...
I'm having a...
I'm having a...
I'm having a...
I'm having a...
Shout out, Drake, bro.
Yo, can we talk about why there was a calm war this morning?
Can we talk about why there was a calm war this morning?
Why was Lucy tweaking out in the Twittercom this morning?
I wake up and look at the tweets that I saw on the Twittercom chat.
Look at the tweets I saw on the Twittercom from Lucy.
Oh, no.
Hold on.
I might have to scroll a little bit.
Okay so here's my question.
Is Lucy a real person or is Lucy someone's alt?
Lacey actually went all in on Fortnite, he'd be in the talk for top three of all time on
par with Peterbot, faster mechanics than any pro, and his game sense is something else.
I actually agree, I actually agree.
Wait, did Lucy delete all her tweets?
Oh, here she is.
Fuck you, Jabers and JDXmon, your boss.
I said, where did this start?
Did somebody tell me where the beef
in the column this morning started?
Or did shit get deleted?
Wait, they didn't fly home last night.
It says Dallas Day in title.
Lacey updates is run by JDXmon and Jbers.
No wonder they don't have any information correct and can't give correct updates.
And we give updates page to somebody else who's constantly posting on the com and we
see every day please.
They are in Dallas you retard fuck.
I'm a female. You're a gay lesbian retard that talks to kids.
So Lucy and Jaypers are beefing.
Okay, what the fuck?
Lacey deadass has shitty mods. Summer is the only one I will
He's kind of funny. Jaybers is a 30-year-old that talks to kids. JDXmon is a serial killer from Mexico.
Thank God Lacey fired Snowy. His ass was annoying and fuck rums. All he does is gamble.
Yo, this is someone's alt. This is someone's alt. It has to be. It literally has to be.
It's summer's alt summer is it your alt bro yeah
Yeah?
Did, did Lucy, oh my gosh, here we go.
I mean, I'm a troll, but some of Lacey's mods are actually shit.
The Updates page is being run by two incompetent fucktards, and Rums is an autistic, gambling
idiot that sucks on jelly beans.
Yo.
Rums, you be suckin' on jelly beans, dude?
Okay, Core tweeted, it'll be cool since Core is a group.
They should go live at the same time and stream whenever one of them streams.
Okay, good input, good input.
Oh, Lucy, you have another tweet.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, it would be cool, I think, because it's summer.
There's a lot of shit going on.
It will slow down and we will get more group streams.
Also Lacey going to be having surgery, so they have to wait so everyone can participate.
Okay, good input from Lucy.
Good input from Lucy.
Is that it?
Oh, that wasn't even bad, bro!
And at Lacy, it's my first time viewing your stream, and last time, I despise you and
I do not find you funny, tater-tot-chimp.
Wish you a well-recovery, jeez.
Build your taco?
I'm a super simple guy when it comes to my tacos, bro.
Me, personally, I'm a super simple guy.
Honestly, I'm going for a small tortilla.
I'm going for grilled chicken.
I'm going for, okay, not having rice on here should be a crime.
I put rice in my tacos.
So I would put rice, grilled chicken, small tortilla, tomatoes, and corn, and then maybe
a little bit of cheese on top.
my taco. That's terrible. White boy taco. How can that how can there be a white boy
Taco oh my gosh check question do you guys think that he was injured before
the fight yes or no
he stepped now watch his right leg steps on it and right there yeah yeah yeah
Ah dude, he deadass has lacy knees, bro.
He steps on it, and right there, fuck, man.
Yeah, you can see it already.
Feels bad, bro.
It actually feels bad.
Do you guys think Carter and Gregor will ever fight again or not?
I think he'll fight again.
I think he'll fight again.
on top of being handsome and skinny, you now have to add best Fortnite player in tier 1
pro.
Let's not forget about FNCS Champ, carrying your best friend clicks.
Any girl in the world will be lucky to have a sex icon and champ that carried a pro.
This edit I made of Lacey and Clicks flopped.
Why did you say I wonder why?
Oh, okay. Lucy tweeted something in the thread as well. Lucy said, lacy dead ass has shitty
mods. Summer is the only one I will, okay, basically just call a JDX mon a serial killer
again. Yo, JDXmon, what is it? Why are you getting accused of being a serial killer?
He got caught?
Yeah, I'm not watching that. I don't know what that is. Brayden might be worse than Marlin.
Y'all not gonna lie, I don't know how, chat, how is it possible for people to be this bad at video games?
How are you okay?
Nice.
All of them are bad at damage!
Let's not get run out of the hospital!
What? How are you this bad at video games?
Just so unaware, just walking aiming down a site and just falls off the fucking face
of the planet.
You didn't aim though, you didn't get damage, you got mad damage.
Say, oh, God, KFC brought popcorn chicken back.
Say, oh, God, yo, wait.
Door dash some I might actually have to door dash some KFC pop bar chicken chat
that. Saw that. What are you posting? Chad, should we mod this person? Should we mod Supreme
Next lucky Darla and Bulba cheer for Jude Bellingham goal
Don't be a fool.
Hey, Jimmy!
I see what's in the air!
Don't be a fool!
Jimmy, you put your hand in the air!
Come on, fuck it!
FaceTime, Darla.
Starting a FaceTime call to Darla.
Hand in the air!
She's not with Jude, bro. Yo, I hate to shit. I hate to shit
Bro, this is not even when Jude scores.
She was probably cheering for me.
He is probably cheering for me.
It doesn't matter if you mob Jun anyways.
Hey Lacey, what time is west FNCS?
So it's six o'clock right now.
So two hours, right?
Check, two hours.
Yeah, two hours, Ron.
Ron, you realize, wait, is Ron Division 2?
Wait, is Ron Division two?
So Ron has to qual today.
Or else he can't play FNCS.
I gotta blow my nose.
Fuck!
Hold on, Jack. I gotta, like, fucking take this chair in the bathroom.
Fuck!
Oh, shit!
Ow!
Aww.
Ahh.
Here's to come on.
That's great.
We'll give you that name.
And we'll give you the name.
Ahh.
Help!
Look.
Help.
Oh.
Oh.
Fuck.
Fucking chair, bro.
Fucking chair, bro.
Bro got knocked IRL.
Yo, it's not like a joke.
You are actually going to go thank you.
This is Madden's 27 Madden 27 top of 100 players.
Okay, um, Josh Allen's a 99 overall.
Are we sure?
Stafford 99 Matthew Stafford's a 99 overall
That's generous Matthew Stafford is not a 99 he's not a 99 chat
JSN deserves 99
Puka should be a 99
Um, Lamar Jackson, the 94 brother, where is Aaron Rogers?
Where is Aaron Rogers?
is a 64. Okay, so where is where's DK Metcalf? Yeah, I mean, this, this, this doesn't even
count. Whatever, whatever. Bro, what the fuck? I did ask feel bad. Lacey wasn't wrong about
Girls treating him like a sex symbol. Thank you. Like this shit's a no like it's act chat
I don't want to be treated like a sex in his I don't want to be known as like someone who's just a good-looking guy
That's not that's not what I want
Stop making videos of me saying hear me out Lacey looks good. Oh hear me out about Lacey. Oh
Stop making edits to me like I don't want I don't want this stuff anymore, bro
Wait, Marlon scored 3 goals?
Why do I have no audio?
Why do I have no audio?
I'm muddied
Jinx he's calling you no, he's not I'm literally looking at my phone you fucking quats
You're one of the few creators who actually puts a hundred and ten percent effort into every single bit
Respect easily the funniest streamer on the platform. Thank you, bro
Watching from Kenya. Shout out to the Kenyans. Isn't that the Kenyans chat? Kenya Kenyans?
Lacey, if you aren't a bandwagon, where did the Lakers play before LA?
Wait, I know this. I know this. Oh my god, it was, um, it was, um, um, Minneapolis. Minneapolis.
dumbass son it was I'm not a bandwagon that was before I was even alive
Is Jason gonna be safe at your maill now?
He's not safe as long as I'm around.
He's not safe as long as I'm around.
Actually, let's say, let's just say this.
Jason isn't safe.
He's more than safe as long as I'm next to him.
Nothing guy will touch a pretty little hair on his head.
Because I'm the only thing that would be allowed to touch all of his pretty little delicate hairs on his little head.
I'm Jason G. G.
you
you
you
you
you
You gotta get an off-road wheelchair.
Is that a thing?
What is an off-road, faxity falls off high ground twice?
There's no way I did this again, bro.
I'm such a fucking idiot.
Yo, he's so assed.
I've been saying it actually is so assing game
I'm one shot, I'm one shot
Yep
Like I have no builds bro
So dog shit bro
So dog, stick to Zola Wars dude
Yeah, I know I'm other gatekeepers so bad
I'm so fucking trash
The gatekeepers
Can you also send me the stick top?
I think I'm good
I think I'm good. Oh my god. Wait, Chad. I didn't even do something that was super important that I had to do
Wait, I need y'all to help me with something I need y'all to help me with something
What seats do I get
No, chat. What seeds do I get for the France Spain game?
any central division cup with Ron wait chat here's the thing okay I have I have
to think here wait we'll I gotta find wheelchair accessible seats there's no
So accessible seating options left.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
So I, yeah, it always just read, I read a chat and anything dude who said that she
taste bad. Like who is the person that said oh the taste of poop tastes bad?
Because you know that one fruit that like smells really bad and tastes really
bad but there's some people in the world who like the taste of it?
Durian, yes, durian.
Some people think that it smells and tastes like puke, but other people like the taste
of it.
What if some people in the world who tried poop didn't like the taste of it, but other
people like the taste of poop?
They just haven't tried it yet.
All right.
Max, 3,200.
So here's what I'm thinking for the Spain France game.
I need to be on the edge of a row, like so I don't have to hop down the stairs and through
the aisle.
Bro, these would be crazy.
Like what about Ray?
No.
Chad, is this good?
Only four rows down.
Sweets better.
Okay.
If you guys want to pay for a suite for me, then then we can talk about it, but I'm not
spending $20,000 on sweet tickets, bro.
Oh, I don't like that.
Too far away.
Okay, chat question.
Does anybody in the chat know what side France will be on?
Like what's what side will Spain's fans be on?
the other team, you know, what
I mean, like they have different
fan sections.
Both. No, but like, bro, at the
games, they have like one left
side is all of France's section
and then like, usually the other
side is the other is the other
team, you know what I mean? Like
It'll be on the left side, so this will be Spain
Bro, I feel so shitty I actually feel so safe, but this is terrible
Are you even packing anything to stream or you yet drew is such that what do y'all think
the best seats are. Like you guys think these are good seats? Or should I try to go like
maybe behind the goal? Or maybe like this right here. Why not buy a suite? Are you poor? Yes, yes.
I am too poor to just throw around $40,000 to get it into a suite. I am way too fucking
broke to do that. That's some like multi-multi-millionaire shit.
I think I'm going to go with these ones.
I think I'm going to go with these ones.
It's not too much hopping.
I'll have to hop down a couple stairs.
This isn't bad.
You like lying, don't you, Lacey?
Your net worth on Google is 11 million.
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Okay, wait, net worth is all assets, right?
Wait, does ownership or equity in a company count as an asset?
So what TapCaps is at right now?
What its valuation is at?
My percentage is counted as an asset to my net worth.
Then this is way off.
No, it doesn't because I haven't sold it.
I didn't, I haven't sold it.
I don't think you count that.
I don't think you count that because,
because if you counted equity in a company
or ownership in a company,
Brother, my net worth would be like above like 10.
But that's not actual money that I have yet.
Got to manifest, chat.
Got to manifest.
I think I should do these seats.
I think I should do these seats right here.
Go closer.
I don't want to go closer because then I have to hop all the way down the steps.
These are like perfect, bro.
bleed ass seats so these are nose bleeds no brother these are nose bleeds like at this
point you actually if you're sitting here you're actually just watching it on the jumbo
Why is this seat still $1,000?
I mean, I can go closer, like I could go right here, but I'm directly behind the goal.
I could go right here, but this is ass.
This isn't...
Yo Daniel, thank you for the 5-kip, man.
I appreciate the five, is this not ass chat?
Ah!
Hold on.
Not bad here.
I'm not gonna lie.
I think the best ones I found were these right here. You can see everything, bro.
You can literally see everything. You want to be as close to the middle as possible?
Yeah, but it's all sold out. Look. Everything in the middle is sold out,
everything on both sides. You literally cannot get a seat here. So this is,
this is the best it's going to get is right here.
Or here maybe. But that's kind of far, bro.
Isn't this kind of far chat? Or am I tripping?
Oh, it's because your filter's at 3.2K?
Oh hell no
Hell no I'm not spending 5,000 on that
Chad, you guys don't even see the angle of the game.
You guys don't even get to see the angle.
Why is this seat $600 more?
I need you to book these.
Chad, the most important thing is that it's wheelchair accessible.
Yo, can you book these tickets?
Because, Chad, I literally have to go right here because this is the entrance.
So I can literally just drop my wheelchair off right here, hop down a few steps, and
I'm at my seats.
These are the best seats in my opinion.
Now, here's my next question.
Type me in the chat if you live in Dallas.
I got to send you this link.
Why is the whole chat typing me?
Okay, is there anybody in the chat that lives in Dallas and has a Spain jersey that I could
use for tomorrow?
I just said I just did.
Drew, get to.
Wait, so just anywhere on that row?
No, no, no.
see section C 106 row 18 and then get the closest to the like to the left as
possible so I have the hop a lot.
Chat pilot told me we're doing every time someone scores we have to take three
shots three yeah. Paying 7k for tickets but can't buy a hundred fifty dollar
Jersey it has nothing to do with money it's just you can't get a Spain Jersey
anywhere. You literally cannot get a Spain jersey anywhere. Kat, I swear to God, I, you
can't just go to a football store. No, every, I mean, I'll call a football store right now
Dallas, but I'm telling you, you cannot get a jersey anywhere. Football jersey store.
Football jerseys. At the stadium sold out. Sold out. Everything is sold out. I'm not getting.
Literally everything.
I'm like, I'm not being, I'm not lying yet.
So there's nobody that lives in Dallas that could give me a jersey.
No one.
Okay, apparently nobody, apparently nobody wants to help me.
Apparently everybody just wants to be a fucking asshole and nobody wants to help me, bro.
Whatever, it's cool.
It's cool.
Let me call this place.
Let me call this place an ass, bro.
Good evening.
Good evening, thanks for calling Rally House City Place Market.
This call may be recorded, ready to speak with you.
What do you need help with today?
Uh, talk to a human.
I'll connect you with a team member who will be able to help you.
Please hold while I try to connect you.
Hi, how you doing, man?
Quick question, just calling to ask, do you guys by any chance have a Spain jersey for
sale?
Uh, no, we do not.
No Spain gear at all?
No, we did not receive any, we didn't receive any this time.
Okay, got it.
Thank you.
I mean, that guy literally just didn't like you.
I literally just didn't like, he literally just didn't care.
Okay, there's a place called WSS.
Have you guys heard of WSS chat?
Calling WSS located in Dallas, Illinois.
I don't know, that's what I'm saying.
Oh, I got his English.
That's it for them.
the street. Nice. please select
from the following menu options.
Pristore hours. Pristore. Pristore location. Prist 2. No.
Pristore customer service. Prist 3. Yes. For corporate customers.
Surely they have a Spain jersey, bro.
Yeah, I think I'm getting sicker, bro. I feel really shitty right now.
Should probably go to Cain's real quick, you're right.
Hi, I'm calling to wonder, do you guys by any chance would have any chance to have a chance
to have a Spain jersey in stock?
The Spain jersey, no, we also have youth.
We have youth?
Yes, definitely.
I think just check for the youth, but for the men's side, we also have that.
Sold out of men's spain.
Okay, got it, thank you.
Nothing, have a good one.
I know they love you, too.
Yeah, just get it, just get it, just get it.
So, okay, I got one here.
Oh my God, I'm sorry.
Guys, first of all, this is not Spain, this is Argentina,
and this is like a fucking 8 XL, bro, I don't need that.
Maybe someone in the column?
What about Facebook marketplace?
Oh, there's a place called the soccer store.
on a minute. The soccer store Dallas. They close at seven. Oh my god. Wait, am I too late?
The soccer store.
I can door dash in England Jersey.
Why would I want an England Jersey?
I want Spain.
Okay, wait a minute, Mexico Jersey.
There's an Espana Jersey.
Kids.
A toddler's Jersey.
Oh, it's actually cooked.
Fuck.
Facebook marketplace Spain Jersey in Dallas
I'm not driving to Mesquite chat. How far is Mesquite, Texas?
fuck no I'm not driving here. I'm not driving to Mesquite Texas bro. I can't go to Mesquite
Texas. Jinx he's calling? On what? On my phone. Yo what's up bro? Yo are you still playing
or no you ass? I'm down to hop on but I don't have long. How long? I probably got about
40 minutes
Okay, I have streamer you
was for like the upper comers. It is. You made it. Okay, but Jinx, you have to understand
the upper comers, they can, I can help platform up in comers. You see what I'm saying? I'm
going to, that's my goal. That's my goal. But yeah, I'm doing like a whole marathon
for it so like I'm probably not gonna be on my computer much playing
Yeah, I forgot my world cup and shit you down for the 21st
Alright bro, I'll see you later.
Alright, peace.
You literally are just gonna be rolling around following Marlin.
I guess I'm not gonna be the fucking bully of streamer you.
I guess I'm not going to be bullying all the students?
Bro's going to be bullying when he can't even walk.
I'm going to be giving fucking swirly's in there.
I'm going to be giving kids swirly's, bro.
Hey, how's the toilet water taste, you little shit?
Hey, Joe, come here real quick.
I want ice cream.
Chad, let's say that can make me feel better.
Chad, I don't feel good.
Chad, I'm not going to lie.
Can I be honest with you guys?
Tomorrow, I might go live just for division gun
because I feel like I need to rest and feel better for streamer you.
You're not going to play games?
Oh my God, I have the game to borrow.
Oh, it actually helps.
What do you need?
What do you need?
Huh?
What do you need?
I need...
I don't remember.
Oh, can you look on Facebook Marketplace
and see if you can get...
see if you can get a Spain jersey in Dallas and then I think we're going to
IRL I think I'm going to go to the store and we can get some sick pills.
I would have an hour and a half.
What?
I would have an hour and a half.
Wait you leave it an hour and a half?
Wait, Landon texted me. He said, I found a store on Marketplace. Oh no.
I mean, oh no, what was that?
Let's go iron on now. Let's go iron on now.
What's the list of things I need to get to help my sickness?
How is weed going to help my sickness?
Okay, you guys understand.
I think you guys have this weird like thought of me, bro.
I feel like you guys in this chat think that I'm like some like fat, disgusting, dirty
unhygienic pig.
That's just not the case.
It's literally just not the case.
You're a fucking hog.
Old chat also.
Y'all hear something crazy?
So where Klicks lives?
The building right next door is where all the players stay.
I'm so serious.
So literally this morning, I saw the Spain bus drive in and they had like six cop cars.
The whole entire street was closed off and I saw the Spain bus drive into the, to the
building was so cool.
And I just know the medium all was in that bus, bro.
I just know who was W leak.
It's not a leak.
They literally have fans outside the place outside the building right now.
Like fans already know it's not like it's like a big secret.
They have the whole place blocked off, cop cars everywhere.
They have like, you're not even allowed to go near it.
But it's where Spain and France is staying.
So, and Boppy and Lameen Yamal are both like literally,
like they're within a mile of me right now.
Yeah, is my crack out? My crack is still me out, I think.
Isn't it?
I can't tell because it's dark. I don't know if my crack just showed. I actually don't know.
Oh, it did show?
Wait, my crack showed?
Wait!
You're a disgusting pig.
No, call me a disgusting pig one more time and I'm going to light this bitch up.
You don't want to fuck with me.
It's a little late, King of LA and I'm fucking shit up.
I'm streaming right now, live with the chat.
Man, I'm a snitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a motherfucking rat.
This track dropping soon, y'all.
you should probably rest for streamer you yeah that's why I'm not doing anything crazy today
I'm just desktoping probably gonna go like right now go get some medication and then I'm gonna go
get um I'm just gonna play Fortnite tournament tonight because we have division cup tonight
yet but I'm really worried I'm gonna be super sick for streamer you
No, why my crack was out.
Oh, you have to take the camera.
Dude, is there a KSC nearby that I can wheel to or no.
Yo, I want to be able to wheel to it.
You know KSC brought back the popcorn chicken today.
You know KSC brought back the popcorn chicken today?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not really a KSC.
I'm not a big fan of KSC.
You're not a big fan of KSC?
No.
It's fine.
We'll go find you.
Chad, could we just do a phone, maybe?
Let's just do a phone.
We're not going to be gone for long.
Sure.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Canada never got rid of the popcorn chicken.
Yes, I did what is this
It's the minion balls birthday today I
Already said it I
Said he's right next door. Yeah, dude. Is it weird if I go camp outside?
the building that all the players are standing in and scream like
The mean the mean the mean
And what if what if he comes down or someone tells him like y'all the mean there's a kid in the wheelchair
Screaming your name downstairs. He really wants to say hi. He's your biggest fan
Shortly la mean comes down and says what's up to the kid in the wheelchair
Okay, yes, okay, yes
You're older than him
Okay, when you say it like that, when you say it like that, it sounds bad.
Chad, you guys think France genuinely beats them?
I just don't think France beats Spain.
Spain is just too good.
France hasn't played real cup the entire World Cup.
France has had absolutely zero cup and that's facts.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Bro, I'm dead out of getting worse by the second, bro.
like I'm feeling worse and worse as the day goes on, bro.
No pants?
No pants.
You have holes in your shirt.
Yeah, I know. I'm never taking the shirt off.
Wanted an FNCS and made a shirt here.
I'm a child of a champion.
I actually can't believe you won FNCS.
I was sitting here thinking about it last night.
Like, I really won an FNCS.
You know how like insane that sounds?
Lacey won FNCS.
Lacey.
Not Peter Lott.
I'm not Peter Lott.
Not Peter lot. Not any of these scrubs. Lacey won an FNCS. It's just like insane to even like try to comprehend
All right ready are we taking the range? Huh taking the range? No. How are we going in there? We're wheeling
I don't know.
Hey, what's going on?
Is he playing?
Is he playing a tournament?
Can you get him to get him?
I'll help you.
Are you ready to go?
On that?
Show him a moment.
Watson?
He's up, he's up.
Dude, poor fucking guy.
Oh
I didn't know he was playing it's her in the chat
I get four ideas
Curly we even know he's probably so lucky. It's y'all not delayed you. I don't know probably. Yeah
Wait, so we just gave the chat a sneak peek of it?
Yes, he can sneak peek.
Hopefully, please check it for our keys.
Wait, someone didn't have their string on the way.
Yeah, the key.
For what?
To get back up and down.
Yeah, we're going to ask while we leave, by the way,
just to let y'all know.
But there's surely there's a place nearby where I could go
and get, like, mess, right?
Yeah, maybe.
I don't know.
What's the best medicine to get rid of a cold quick?
Is there a lot of simple options to make?
A bunch of brand-shake, it tastes like aspirin.
I have a...
...I'm not sure Laura will shake that. I know a founder of someone who does the market place.
Oh, you said brand-shake, you said brand-shake, you said brand-shake. He said you did, yeah.
It's not cocaine.
You need pseudofed in Advil and ferroflu.
Guys, are we f right now?
No.
Guys, when we f, rums, just put like, we're going to be quick.
If we f, it'll be like a minute f.
So just like rums do something.
Okay, so Chad I'm confused because last time I stole a car it's because I changed my location
Which, maybe it's because I changed my locations.
Did you ever make it back to Byron Bay, the day you told me?
Together, I'm only a woman to tell you to say that
I would get you to stop on me or go to me, just be around with me, say that it ain't that
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, bro, I can't make a diss with Boba
And then she's in the chat and said, why?
Like, what the fuck are you even typing, bro?
I already saw a couple of them diss track, bro
Like, this is just too much, bro, I'm overstimulated now, bro
I'm dead ass overstimulated
Like, I saw one diss track while I wasn't here
And it was Dubz saying he would fuck the shit out of Max, bro
Like, bro, how many fucking songs are there?
Dean the Great and Adrian Motor?
I'm just gonna go and kiss you guys.
I'm just gonna be here the moment you leave me out.
I'm just gonna hang out like a hell.
What do you show out here?
Cause last time I was sitting here.
Oh, we're good.
You good?
Oh, it's hot today.
I think there's something going on in the stadium.
I saw a bunch of people lying down.
No, is there?
Yeah.
There's gonna be so many people out then.
I don't want there to be a lot of people out.
Chad look I'm just wheeling around. Oh wow, they have the entire yard.
What?
Wait so this is the building that we need to malls in?
Yeah. I think there's a Rolls Royce out front.
That face? Why would he have a Rolls Royce?
Yeah, really. Maybe you read to me.
Dude, what if we just run into the medium all on the street?
Surely there's like a ssss...
Of course, bro, yeah!
Surely there's like a CVS or something nearby, right?
There's a 7-Eleven. I'm pretty sure the 7-Eleven's out way.
Of course, man, let's do it.
Let's do 7-Eleven's out way.
Yeah, I know.
So, how are you, bro?
I'm doing great.
700 feet.
Nice to meet you, man.
Where's Ashley?
We have to go this way.
Hey guys, hey, how you doing?
I'm Callie, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
You going to the WWE Met?
To the match tonight?
Yeah.
To the match right across the street.
Who's fighting?
Oh, honestly, I have no clue.
Oh, no, I want this band on.
I want to know.
Are you guys live right now?
I'm trying to find your stuff.
Yeah, we're live right now.
Awesome.
What's up?
What's up?
We gotta get a stream pic.
Yeah, let's get a stream pic, let's do it.
What's good, you guys?
Y'all have to be like, be one of the most entertaining streamers
ever.
Yes.
Thank you.
Streamer you?
Streamer you.
Two days.
Nice.
That's awesome.
You excited?
I am excited.
Yeah, I'm a little nervous, though.
Why?
Because I just feel like I'm going to be left out.
Everybody's going to laugh at me because I'm in a wheelchair.
Nah, they're going to boost you up.
They love you.
Yeah.
I was excited for you to come in on the subway, though.
Yeah, I knew too.
That's what I wanted to do, but they didn't.
I just told my me it didn't happen.
Well I hope you guys enjoy your time in Dallas.
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you.
Hey, Strapertap and Callie Stockton.
Hey, LLIT, S-P-O-C-K-T-O-N.
There it is.
I'll see you next year.
I'll see you there next year.
Shout out Callie.
Oh my God, wait, I thought I peed after.
I'm not a P.E.A.C.T. or not Black Truck right there.
That's what I mean, you're a Black Truck.
Tail belt.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me in!
What if it's in Boppy?
Let me oh my god, it's a crown.
Surely nobody crossed with a guy in a wheelchair.
I'm not going to the WWE event channel, I'm doing a little dog.
What's up man?
I got you bro, let's do it.
I think, well, you think...
Oh! Lazy!
I just saw him.
I just saw the meme, bro.
Where are you?
The meme he just left.
Stop lying!
I swear, I swear he just left.
He just left, no.
He just left, no.
He just left where he is.
I got you, I got you.
I see you, I got you.
I'm the one.
come on I gotta get the CDS bro I gotta get the CDS
alright I'll stand fake reps
because I zoomed in on this fucking watch
holy security oh my god wait, Lace, Lace, Lace, is this someone?
what is this? what is this?
oh my god
What the hell is happening?
What the hell is happening?
What the hell is happening?
Go away!
Go away!
Go away!
Go away!
What the hell is happening?
Go away!
That's not aslamy!
No that was not what you did, did you see him?
I think.
No that was not aslamy anymore!
I just randomly ran into him at all.
Wait, Chad, did you see him?
I couldn't really see what I was doing.
Oh, my God!
What if he knows I randomly ran into him?
Hey!
What is the odds of this?
Yeah, he got a picture.
Yeah, I got a picture of him.
Oh, no, I got a picture of him.
Holy snipe.
What are the chances?
Oh, she just walks out when we're walking by.
Well, that's definitely why there was, like, eight police officers.
Yeah, he's a full government escort.
Yeah, of course, Rob.
You know, we had to sell them being in Dallas. That's what I'm saying.
We had to cross, bro.
Please.
Sorry.
Why do I have to get to the, like, what, like, I'm gonna collab with the unluckiest person ever.
What are the odds I just get put in a wheelchair and sick?
Right at Shrevegan.
What are the odds?
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
We never just kickin' at shit.
The crazy hell.
I got you, I got you.
Hey, maybe he'll see it.
W-Rug.
Yo.
I was just hanging out with the media boy.
That's crazy.
Wait, I want to see the clean.
Probably right here.
Yeah.
Not really walking. Rolling with the crowd, I guess.
Wait a minute, there's a belt.
You're barring with them? How much is the belt, sir?
200.
200?
I paid 250 for it. To do the big thing, because here at town, I bought it for the last shot, so I don't need it anymore.
Okay. I'm not even going to the show, honestly, this is cool.
So you don't want it?
I don't want it anymore.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just trying to get rid of it. I paid $254 or so.
$250? I'm not going to get $154.
No, I need at least $150 on it.
Could do like $75.
Oh no, I can't do that.
I'm already losing money on it.
Yeah.
I can just hold it? Yeah man, it's custom made. It's like custom spins? Yeah there's a dude in there.
I'm off! I'm off! I'm leaving!
Alright you need 125? I gotta do 150 at least for all my work.
one forty nine
hey yo what's up
what's up what's up
one forty nine
lets do one forty nine
we live on chat right now
my name is Kain
i do stand-up comedy here in dallas
what do you want to hear
any joke
i dont know i dont know
i cant friendly this thing
lacey
lacey
L-A-C-Y
Oh, I didn't know that
Oh, you just said get it back in there
Yeah, get it back in there
Oh, I said get it back in there
You said A-L-A-C-Y
Yeah, we uh, we'll say something to my friend
Oh, right? Yeah, I got you, bro
His name's Sprig
He's gotta be right in the scene
Where you at, Sprig?
Yeah, right, Sprig, where you at?
Where you at, Sprig, where you at?
Oh, my god
Thank you so much.
Yeah, of course.
How you doing?
Nice to meet you guys.
All right, how do I pay you back?
You got a cell, cash out, pinball.
Oh, right here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hold on, YouTube, huh?
I don't see it right here.
Let's go new WWE champion right here.
I'm about to be the champ.
You guys are like 150.
Think about it, basically paying to be a champion.
I appreciate it, man.
My Instagram is 20k and that's F-U-N-N-Y-C-A-I.
Come on, you gotta tell a joke. You gotta give me a joke.
Man, I don't usually do it for free. I just headlined Dallas Comedy Club.
Just follow me on Instagram guys. Yeah.
I headlined Dallas Comedy Club two weekends ago.
Hey, what's this guy selling?
Appreciate it, man.
Hey, have a good day.
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate it, and I'm gonna reach out to you.
I appreciate you making me a nice, lacy.
Lacy?
Yes, sir.
You have a balance?
Ah, no, I don't.
I'm just here for a little help.
OK.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for the bell.
So thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Yeah, let's do it.
Hey.
Hey.
Look at these spots getting hot.
OK.
Spots getting really hot, Lace.
What are you selling here, sir?
I have this.
How much is this?
What are my masks?
20.
20?
You need 10?
$10
How can I pay you?
Cash?
Cash on YouTube?
No, Cash on YouTube.
Only cash?
Only cash. Great business.
This is your...
Cash?
Yeah, what's up, brother?
Yeah, what's up, brother?
Yeah, what's up, brother?
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, what's up, brother?
Yeah, of course, yeah, let's do it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I was going to need you guys.
Here you go, buddy.
You bought it for me?
Let's say, oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
God, please.
Thank you!
Thank you! You guys are gonna play, bro!
I love you, say my mascot!
What's this?
Thank you, but I appreciate you reminding me to Slighty Bass!
Oh!
It's our gear.
Nice to meet you, dude. Have a good one.
Oh, that'd be safe.
Hey!
Have a good one, dude.
Spider wheels!
Here you go.
I should have waited for the crackhead.
This is not my makeover wish.
Wait, someone is right here bro.
I'm tripping and I lose speed in this!
Remember when we were trying to turn it off and turn it back around?
But no, I'm walking pretty fast. I'm speed walking.
I will not walk regular pace.
You're going faster than me.
Here we go!
Do I look cool with the Spider-Man mask?
Why are people looking at me like I'm crazy?
Holy shit, you're a twin.
What's that sound?
They're going to CVS's right here.
Yeah.
With great power comes great responsibility!
There's already a tweet of you meeting LaMenia Mall.
I can't believe I met LaMenia Mall.
Do you guys understand how in-sync Lacey was in complete shock after randomly spotting
football star LaMenia Mall in Dallas.
Oh my god, I'm jumping, I'm a fanboy bro, that's a go right there man, oh my god, what
Who means actually to go, dude?
Yeah, y'all know what the lobby's saying there, too?
It smells like ass here.
Ooh!
Hold this for a sec.
It's not a Spidey cane.
You haven't tried this yet?
Okay, that's my wheelchair movement, I'm not in it, I'm not in it.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I
Okay, oh
There used to be
This this cough drop that I had a teacher back in second grade her name was Mrs. Oh and
She would she had these cough drops. I swear they had the crack in them, but they were so good
Always
Hold on, do some tech here.
Let me do some tech here.
Got a attachment on your wheelchair.
Should I get watermelon flavored cough drops, or should I get creamy strawberry?
I'll do these ones.
Okay, now chat, what is the...
If I have like a little head cold?
Okay, I have a head cold.
I don't think I have the flu, it's just like little congestion, headache a little bit, feel congested.
congested, what's the best medicine to get rid of it the quickest? Like I want it gone in two days.
Loosenex. Loosenex. Okay. Where's some loosenex? Right here. Loosenex, cold and flu. A setaminophen,
pain reliever, fever reducer, guanifestation, x-bulkidurin, release sore throat headache and
and chest conjection, fins and loosens muscles.
Cat seems pseudofed.
I don't see a pseudofed, Jack.
What's that Alka Seltzer?
I'll see you later.
MusaNex is the best, trust me, I'm a doctor.
I'm just a new painquill?
What is painquill?
I've never heard of painquill.
What the?
Painquill?
Oh.
I don't think so, where are you at, I-18?
Let's go.
Let's find you out.
Dude, I don't know where Lacey went.
Where's Lacey?
Oh, back over here, buddy.
Lacey?
Lacey?
Dude, I'm right here.
Here I'm right here, bro. I'm right here. It's me. It's me
I was slow as shit. I'm right here. Wait, is that the World Cup trophy?
With great power comes great responsibility we got to find Lacey
That's how
Nasty's in the store.
Say oh god Nasty's here.
Have you seen Lacy?
I don't know where he went.
Dude, you're a grown ass man.
Should we make a sign for Lameen Yemal?
I'm gonna... could make it the mean sign.
Dude, I want one of those little shots.
Where'd they be, I drew?
Alright, wrong place.
No, they're surely they have an immune shot here.
I don't know if that's... they saw those here.
Can I get a picture with Spider-Man?
Yeah.
With you, yeah.
With Spider-Man?
With Spider-Man, sure.
Or do you want a picture with Lacey?
Lacey.
So you'd rather have a picture with Lacey over Spider-Man.
Can I get both?
Yeah, you'd get both.
Can I get both?
Yeah, you'd get both.
Can I get both?
Yeah, you'd get both.
Can I get a picture with Spider-Man?
And then I'll go find Lacey in a second.
Okay.
Let me go find Lacey, I think he's in this aisle.
Yo Lacey!
Yo Lacey!
Lacey?
I'm right here bro.
Alright.
Oh here I am.
Nice to meet you man.
Nice meeting you.
You're 23 by the way, alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Oh, a cheese stick!
What's that?
Oh, what's that?
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
Pickles?
Fun fact, that she sticks actually help a lot with being sick.
Oh my god, it's messy.
Holy shit!
We'll get a picture, quick.
Get a picture, get a picture.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Say oh god he locked the food
I think it was...
What's your name?
What's your name?
Of course, yes.
You take a picture.
Can we take a...
I'll take a picture.
Yeah, let's do it.
Would you take a picture?
There you go.
You all got to do baby?
Nope.
Dude, you're a target.
No, I'm not even gonna...
you should but you're like Ray Mysterio right now excuse me sir
spider-man's hungry can you please I don't want to get no way it's just a
I'm not even a master in this.
I just can't wait to see you, bro.
Three meat stuffed crust.
Yeah, I'll do a cheese stuffed
and a pepperoni stuffed crust, please.
You're giving it to the customer,
or is that the case?
Yes, I am, yes.
And you know what's even crazier?
You want some bottle?
Guess who I just stopped to.
I swear, he's at the hotel right over there and I was rolling around and he was coming out of his security and he saw me and he said,
Lacey, I go over and he's like, yo, what's up, bro? Nice to meet you.
He's looking at me.
Oh, nice to meet you.
Thank you so much.
Do you guys have a boosh shop playing here?
I think there's a shop playing here, so you know there's little like, shots, and it's like, unity boosters?
Uh, I'm trying to go for a coffee.
Thank you.
Surprise!
Bill Lacey!
Hello!
Who's that?
Remember me?
I don't know, what's that?
I'm the spider man, bro.
What's that?
It's the spider man.
What's that? What is that?
I got you, now.
What's that? How y'all doing, man?
How's it going?
Good.
I sold it.
I got him the cleaner and that's $7.90 more.
What is it?
What is it? Oh, I'll do this. Yeah, sure. Put it in a little water.
Appreciate you, bro. Thank you.
Nice to meet you. Good to see you guys again, bro.
Is that kind of stream delay by, like, three years?
Doesn't have that car in, like, two years.
Hey, puppy!
Hey!
Puffy Spider-Man!
How's a Coco?
You wanna see Spider-Man?
You wanna come and see Spider-Man again?
I can attend it all.
Will this you can have a picture?
Of course it is.
What do you mean?
It's like a face back here.
What?
No, no, no.
Picture spider-man or Peter Parker
Who the fuck is coke
You know how Cheeto fingers I do bro. I was living just that work and I always where do you work?
I work in like
Like a lunch and then I just like you know
Say what I'm three disabled disabled
Nice to meet you. Oh, thank you. Oh
Yeah
You need some PD light?
What is a PD light?
Oh, let's get in.
This guy too?
Disabled on three.
One, two, three, disabled!
Good to see y'all. All right, we gotta check out.
Oh!
Oh, no way, it's a little puppy!
you
you
you
you
you
This whole time, it's been me, Lacey.
I know.
A lot of people didn't think I had it in me to be Spider-Man, but it was a shame.
Ooh, we've had four.
Hey!
Hey, shut off the mirror. Shut off the mirror. I'll fuck with the car, bro. No way. I had no idea. Yes,
Chad, it's been me the whole time. I've been spider-man.
No, this way.
No, this way.
We should wait.
Wait, can I get right here?
Hold on.
Yo, I can't swing a hoe!
Let me in!
My belt!
Who's singing?
Come on, come on, come on.
What do you have?
What do you have?
Do you think people pick up going to the match?
Probably.
Oh, what's this guy selling?
Same dude.
Rock out, man!
Hey! I love you too!
Dude, I have FNCS in 40 minutes.
Oh, what's she selling? Spider-Man mask.
Ah!
We had a new station?
Yeah, that's what I was telling you about.
Oh!
Woo!
Yes, I'm lying!
You're good?
You're good, yeah?
Yeah.
You're good?
You're good back there.
I know.
Hi.
Do I see you in three minutes?
How long are you in that one?
Tonight.
No, tomorrow too, tomorrow's you.
You want to do something?
I'm down. How are you?
I'll show you my place under the victory.
Oh my god.
I mean, this way.
Oh, he's smiling!
He just learned how to call for that.
That's the biggest he has.
This call?
Give me a high five.
High five?
High five.
You're making this?
You're making this?
You're making this?
That's insane.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Touch me.
I haven't seen tonight.
Touch me.
You stay in there.
All right.
Just touch me.
Yeah.
Yo.
I didn't see you landing this so long.
Of course, bro.
Nice meeting you.
Nice meeting you, brother.
You just met Lameenumall.
I'll be the brother.
Yeah, only OG's known, bro.
Only OG's known, million V-Bucks landing, bro.
Are you guys here from Lameenumall?
Sorry?
Are you here filming from Lameenumall?
Yeah, but that's not coming out.
I just met him.
Yes?
Yeah.
He was on the other side. I was standing here. He went by and he was like,
yo, you knew me. You're like all the big fans.
I'm gonna start talking and hanging out.
Yeah, for me.
Dude, I can't believe I just saw Landon. I haven't seen Landon in two years.
I used to live with Landon in Miami. Who remembers that?
That house boy killing by just just just like just saw landed. No, he has a baby. Oh my gosh
One day it's going to be me having a baby, bro.
Oh my God, I have a booger. I have a booger! I have a booger!
Fuck!
Yo.
Oh, shit.
I had a darling just spawning the chat when I said the word baby.
This isn't very fucking nice.
I should go up to the ramp.
I did not touch the baby chat.
Hey!
Thank you.
Okay.
Are you alright?
Are you alright?
Hey!
What's up?
What's up?
Hey!
I'm not feeling well.
Come sit here.
He called me buddy, he definitely needs to retarded.
He told me.
Is that a meme?
Where?
Bro, it's not a meme.
Shit.
Yes.
Yes, silly.
I
Yeah, but bro, what if what if like what if I want to like go to bed bro our kids just gonna keep me awake
Wake
Bro laser telling me like you bro. I'm gonna try to go to sleep
And I already know motherfuckers are just gonna try to like wake me up, bro. Oh my god imagine waking you up
Yeah, we were getting alerts on our phone about a busy people.
Yo, we got work up here we're doing, bro.
Keep it down.
Yeah, I do see that.
I do see that.
I was here for dinner and a show.
And we see a bunch of people, some dude in a boulder hat.
Johnny Johnny is it is this getting it up for you, Johnny?
Trust this Nick. Oh you guys are back. How do I cancel?
And Nick check the phone I figure would be a great circumstance to put the gun away
Okay
Moddy gonna be with Reem? Yeah true, actually true. Bro, I think the most, the person I
want to be in with the most is either Moddy, Reem, Subber, Baby, who else? Who else? Yo!
Cowban Charles and Tyson with the five gifted. Guys, you don't have to gift me five subs
man, but it is much a- Sorry for the inconvenience.
So guys we did the dances, now we expect compensation guys.
I work here.
You're gonna talk to me in the mall?
Is that real?
I saw him.
I had to meet him in the mall.
I met him in the mall.
That's crazy.
Dude, no, that's what he just said.
What is it?
Let me eat, let me eat, it's Lacey.
He looks over and he goes, big fan.
No fucking way.
Yes, that's crazy.
My dad's not gonna meet me, and I saw Landon.
I saw Landon!
I know I saw that day, I was crazy.
It's a baby!
No, bro.
They're crazy.
Fuck.
I'm not gonna get out of here.
Not here.
I said let's run it.
Let's run it.
You drop it.
Don't play here, because I dropped it a little early.
Fuck.
I'm making pizza.
Is this going to the microwave or the oven?
I'm getting probably better.
I'm sure any clicks that I care if I use this oven, right?
I don't know.
What source I can have if I burn the whole building down?
Just don't be loud.
I said,
Pizza trick or not, not a bad job.
I'm in a 400 degrees.
No, no, no, no, no.
Can you do it?
I can't reach up there.
Well, I'm not standing up, bro. Just do it.
Bro, no.
You're an asshole.
Bro, what are you going to do as Shimmer Youth?
I'm not allowed to help you.
Yes, you are.
Well, I'm not.
Freeding.
Okay.
So, how about we take the freedy?
Let's go pee real quick.
I mean, let's go pee. I'm not going to pee with you.
Yes, you are. Go.
I'm gonna get you.
I'll bring back to that.
Oh fuck.
So spicy.
Oh fuck.
Is this the way to see me?
Oh fuck.
No.
I
Very back this idiot turn off the string for look what you did to the wall
He fucking asshole
Wait, the minion mall is in my shed.
Shall we have a West Division Cup in 30 minutes? I don't need to warm up.
I can really fuck with him really.
He's dying.
You don't know about him?
Yeah, please.
Just guess what? If you fuck with him, he's gonna fuck with you.
I can't have all the guys on me help.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You scared me.
I'm gonna ask.
Yeah, I think so, too.
Where is Bessie?
Oh, you know what's actually crazy?
If I, if the medium all look over...
Got it.
That's not right, though.
If I look over...
And...
I'm gonna start off with you, okay?
the minion mall saw me in my wheelchair he would have come say hi there's no
easy to knock him by a king the wheelchair where the spider may pass on
Yeah, it's done.
Yes, I'm a kid.
Yeah, I'm a kid.
Close spicy pickles.
Hot and spicy.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Here, please.
I'm sorry, Nick.
G.H.
G.H.
G.H.
G.H.
G.H.
What's my name?
G.H.
Why would you be acting like a fucking warning?
Yeah.
Probably not spicy.
I just find something burning.
Something in the oven.
Ron wants to play?
Alright, tell Ron I'm...
doing something important that I'll get out.
I'll tell them I'm doing something important right now.
Why do I have medicine packing going?
So this is...
What is in a new plus going to do while I'm already sick?
Hey, does this even do anything?
I have to fucking pack it on my pants.
And you guys think we mean your malls on Twitter?
Oh, what if you see that creepy Indian's name and he said,
you'll pull up now?
I guess he's ever saying that.
Oh, he's a 19-year-old kid.
It's not like he's in the whole gang.
Yeah, with like millions of dollars.
He doesn't give a fuck about it, he's a blazer.
No, bro, but if he sees the tweet and he DMs me,
he's like, yo, let me pull up to the top.
I want to be upstream and see what's up.
Bro, you're saying he doesn't care?
No.
He doesn't care?
I'm telling you, he's going to see that tweet.
He's going to see it.
You might see it.
I want to see it.
I'm going to see it.
Because he posts shit.
Yeah, look at his fucking crib.
He does not give a fuck about it.
Brother, he posts dancing TikToks.
Dude, I'm telling you, I'm telling you bro.
If he sees that tweet, he's dead.
He's gonna be in it, the main thing to be in it is
that yo bro saw the tweet, pull up to the spot,
let's hang out for a little bit.
This isn't very straight red, boy.
He's not messy bro, he doesn't have an ego.
He's not in bumpy, it's aluminum all.
Do you guys think I'm going to somehow end up getting hate from that tweet?
Who posted it?
Any big people posted it?
Um...
Oh, y'all are sick and nice, okay?
Oh yeah, I'm definitely going to somehow end up getting hate from this.
I
It tastes like shit.
It's raspberry.
It actually tastes like complete shit.
It's only halfway.
She's probably...
You need me halfway.
Can you give me a minute, who's next?
Where is it?
I'm gonna take this for two days, am I going to be feeling better by stream review?
It's a fucking blue pill.
It's just like in the TikTok videos, do you want the blue or the red pill?
The red pill gives you infinite strength, money, and power in the world.
And blue pill gives you infinite access to food with a black hole in your stomach.
Which pill will you choose?
You just took BBC.
Can you mix?
I'm gonna say next and equal
All right, how long well I see it started now. It's only at 2 85
18 minutes
Here's my look at this little tiny pizza takes 18 minutes in the oven, but only a
Minute 45 in the life. Yes, it's just like ask
How does that work?
Wouldn't it probably work faster than the microwave?
What?
Oh.
It's not even hot.
Do you cut yourself?
No.
Oh, what?
Oh, this one's odd.
This is the hot and ready.
How are we gonna get it out?
Can you put it on the tray?
Dude, how are we gonna get it out?
Is that timer for 18 minutes?
I got my medication. I got my moussinx. Next, I'm trying my cough drop.
Give me my cough drop.
They're at your special. Where is it?
Okay.
Thanks.
I got this.
Yeah, you can be funny.
Come on.
Come on, let's see it.
Wait.
You should do the Mary Jane scene.
What's that?
So, basically, you have to put your phone upside down.
And she, like, comes down on a spider-man,
and then his mask peels up just his lips,
and then I kiss the phone.
And he goes,
So just drop it down slowly like this, just drop it down slowly like that.
Why is it up and down?
Making pizza?
I'm done.
Yeah.
Are you ready?
Hold on.
Three, two, one.
One more.
3, 2, 1, go.
1, come on.
Yeah, I can't get through.
Now come to the house right here.
So, come to the house.
It seemed to be my first boner when I was a kid.
Alright.
You're talking about what?
Who's talking to you?
Boss?
Hi, buddy!
Message it.
I'm just letting you get the O.
No.
No, it's because of Spider-Man.
She's M.G.
She's having an indecisive,
and her beauty is sick.
I love that.
I love that.
I mean, the actual movie,
M.G. is like all wet.
Well, that's Tessier's Spidey-Sensors.
You can see like her nipples to her white shirt.
Let's test your study senses.
I'm a thorough doctor, I thought you had a question.
You don't know how you're going to get all of my pictures,
but you just dropped two more rings.
Stop.
Come on.
Down, down.
Come on.
Go to my head.
Stop.
Yeah, let's get it up.
I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to do that.
I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to do that.
You're not gonna beat me up, I throw it.
I'm not gonna beat you.
Come on, chop wings.
I'm gonna hit the chair, ready?
Wait, I'll try to get out of charge too.
Let's do it.
I've got 20 minutes till the game.
20 minutes still happens.
Yes, I'm not warm at all.
How about you go one while bobbering the pizza?
You've been 20 minutes.
Cute, cute. Let me know when the pizza's done.
Exactly. Exactly.
14 minutes.
Let me know.
Where's your trophy?
Forget it. I've got to put it in the back for a look.
Oh, should I try this one now, yeah?
No, I don't want to talk about some blood.
You have lights in here.
I should turn it on.
Lights don't do shit.
Why does it look so dark?
Oh, it's meant to burn.
I mean, sure.
Like this.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's orange?
Does it go this orange?
I don't know, I don't know, I'm gonna just wanna have to look there.
Wait a minute.
There you go, wait.
I have to end it on here and get ready here and start it.
Check, y'all see me?
No, can I make a title?
Can I make a title?
I'm tired of you all disrespecting me and calling me names.
I'm deadass tired of it.
Y'all sit here and disrespect me constantly and act and act like I expect me to just fucking
and sit here and take like a little bitch.
I was going to be with a phone and a portable.
Oh you're leaving?
Like I like the old bed.
Yeah phone portable is fine.
Yeah I'm really about to have to travel myself
with an old wheelchair bro.
Wait Drew can you give me a wet towel
because my wrist hurts really bad from that cut.
I actually don't know if I'm going to play Fortnite yet.
Chasong called me? FaceTime Chasong?
About what?
Thanks.
Do I really hurt my wrist, Chad?
Okay, so he called me and then I call him back and he doesn't answer.
What a fucking piece of shit.
just because a human being sneezes doesn't make him gay like I don't know I
don't know what you guys think this fucking shit is just because I sneeze
doesn't doesn't mean I had a sleigh sneeze
Is that Jude?
What skin should I rock today, Jack?
What skin should I rock?
Who's Liv Morgan?
Brother, they're making her twerk!
Alright, what's the best way to warm up?
Bro, arcs not even on yet?
I
Don't know
Case on scalling me
Yo, it's good case on
What you have no fucking chance are you high no that wasn't even me that said that
You responded, saying something like-
Some random cod clip account said,
oh, report is Lacey's going to be
attempting to be a call of duty, bro.
All right, so you want to do, okay,
so Lacey, do you want to try out?
What is that?
Put you with challengers,
compete in a land of challengers,
and I'll make the team for you.
I'll put you with three demons.
Yeah.
All right, consider it done.
Because I'm telling you right now,
if you give me a week on any video game
where I'm playing 10 hours a day,
I'm just as good as any pro.
Alright, I'm gonna put you on my Challenger team next season, the first major for LB, you have like, it'll be the new cod, it won't be this cod, it'll be a new one.
Okay, who will my teammate speak?
Huh?
Who will my teammate speak?
We're gonna have to see who's competing with the Challenger players, you won't play with like, pros.
I love pros, I love pros.
Bro, you're not making it to the league, brother.
Yes, I am.
You need to prove yourself, that's not how it works, game.
Can I have pros come down to Challenger and play with me?
And Okiz went to Cloud9, there's no offense to Cloud9 at all, but it was like literally like, they didn't win a game, bro.
They want one series we are any are any cod pros on keyboard mouse
All right, yeah, let's see what you're made of it's online bet
Did I am I playing in a professional cod land now?
Phase lacy's back
Yo, I don't think Ark's on the game. Unless he changed his name.
Oh my god, he's not even on. Bro, it starts in 15 minutes.
What if we don't call?
He's not doing his homework.
Well, you're taking the camera?
Why?
Oh, I can't bring it.
All right, fuck.
Maybe text him yet.
All right, Shadow, switch into a webcam.
Many times were you at you still good to play?
Cuz he's not on
Am I gonna have to play with wrong
Holy shits.
This is like the worst fucking downgrade of all time.
Okay, we're gonna come with $7000 camera to a $200 camera.
Quality's not even bad.
But what if Art can't play chat?
It's like too high up, bro.
You know what's kind of crazy?
This is kind of Natalgic.
Yo, this is low key a little Natalgic, bro.
a shitty webcam on a shitty webcam play a fortnight in Dallas
I can't do anything wrong I'm stuck
Is that good or I really can't, I've got more on my mind, I'm stuck on a fucking blanket.
Alright, we're exiting on chat.
just fucked up the whole setup.
Dude just fucked up my entire setup, bro.
No, it matters because now the monitor is completely off tilt and I was used to it.
Oh my god, I'm probably gonna play bad.
Yeah, that's why I'm here to play.
Chad is Kim? Decent?
Is it there's gotta be a way to like lower it a little bit like that, maybe?
Yo, this reminds me of like the good old days, Chad. Come on.
You call Ark real quick to flex on him?
Yo, Ark!
Yo, yo, why are you lying about your play?
What?
Bro, you're on 50 ping.
I'm on 50 ping in LA!
No, you're not!
Yes, I am, oh god, I am.
Ark?
The biggest warp.
Yo, Ark, I'll tell you exactly what happened.
Last night, flight got cancelled, right?
I said, oh shit.
Might as well stand down this and go to the
Spain vs. France game.
Bro, you're chilling.
No, but listen, Ark, I'm not kidding.
Is the practice for streamer you?
Listen, listen, listen, why paying on West it says 36 when I'm back home. It says 40 here
Yeah, you're good. It don't matter
All right, yeah, are you notice anything different about me?
Bro, you did not deserve the on call you not deserve to wear that you notice anything different arc
You did not deserve that
You want to get pickaxe?
All my life you did not deserve that.
How's it feel, Arc?
I had that pickaxe once too.
I had that once too.
Come on now. Come on now.
Come on now. Looks fire, right?
You really caught that for playing against plumbers, bro?
No, I did not play against plumbers. No! I did not play against plumbers!
I deserve this!
You're playing as-
I DESERVED THIS!
You're playing as Braeden and Consecruous will never touch the game.
Okay?
And also the player is fucking Peterbott!
I-
And who? Peterbott and who? Wait, wait, Peterbott and who?
FACCITY!
Oh my god...
Bro, I killed FAC- I killed Peterbott.
Be honest, you actually don't think I deserve it?
Bro...
No!
Heh, hell no!
get on the wall then
get on the wall then
what was that?
you fell
what?
oh my god
oh really?
oh really?
okay okay
okay
of
the
of the
of the
of
There's a skin a little chubby.
That is.
He just gone on by the way.
Why would he act like I've been on the whole day?
I'm off so much caffeine, bro, like...
Oh my god, bro, my hand is shaking.
If I wasn't shaking, he wouldn't get around.
Yeah, yeah, he would've turned around.
Bro, don't worry.
He's gonna beat you 100. Oh, guess what, buddy?
I already got one. It doesn't count.
You can't open it anymore.
Me warmed up? I don't think you would get around.
I don't think you'd get around with me.
No, no, no! You are not getting around on me.
I just got two! I'm looking my pkx son!
Bro, you're not warmed up.
Call Drew!
Calling Drew.
Why is your chat sending pizza?
No reason.
What does that mean?
Yo chat, what does that mean?
He doesn't do anything bro.
I can't trust him to even get a fucking pizza out of the oven.
It's gonna burn. Actually, it's gonna burn.
DRAW!
How much do you want to put today?
Ummm...
I'm gonna do...
What are you doing bro I'm not watching a pro in
Oh my god, I need to steal a round.
I technically should have too.
Some unfortunate circumstances when I was gonna win.
That'd be good.
Wait, what happened, Arc?
Bro, I lost my account a week before FNCS.
Wait!
I had to miss out.
Oh, shit.
And I won, that season I won five diffcups in a row.
Oh, how they fuck they hold you yeah, we are do you see it's all good though? I press epic will for you
Let's go dude. What do you say? Who's like?
Who's like you don't have any proof you don't have any proof? I mean, yeah, but it's obvious like the intent was there
You know you don't have any proof like no, I didn't do that and he's achieved a check by DMs
I'm not trying I'm trying to get warmed up
up
you just pray you got that
Yo!
What?
What?
Oh my god.
What about?
What?
We're actually getting five points today.
No we're not.
We got a cue.
We got a cue.
We got a cue.
Chat I'm putting delay on.
I'll be back in two minutes.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
you
Johnny you might be the dumbest motherfucker. I know now that's completely my role. Oh, oh he's gone
Oh
Is yours, oh
Oh my god, thank you so much
does he know is that guy a dumbass or what yeah
bro he just took a murder car
good luck bro that's fine
and I put the reds in there
oh my god
where did that guy die to get arrested
so ok so the one thing that needs to be put away is this knife
what about your fingertips though bro
on the scene
they can't get
I don't think I'll get it unless they get one
bro I wish we just had a fucking gun
that would have been way better
well okay here's the thing about the gun though
the gun comes... I mean if we use someone else's
for the thing is they'll be the name off of it
wait what if we call number one just
report that guy
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it
okay okay okay
listen I'm gonna frame him for our murder
watch this, watch this
let's go
let's go
Okay.
Okay, pretty un-immersive for-
They're not going to trace it guys. The players are not this small in the server.
Johnny, this is awkward. Malone's not picking up. Let me try a couple more times.
Okay, I'm going to put a knife in here. I'm going to put a knife in here.
Oh, shit.
Alright, you ready, Arc? Come on, let's actually lock in, bro. Let's actually lock in, badass.
I actually want to be called first day.
You're not kidding? Arc, Arc, I'm not kidding.
Wrong one, wrong one, Joe, yo.
What do you mean, what do you mean, what do you mean?
That's a D3.
Oh, it's a D3, oh my god.
That's a close one, bro.
Listen, Arc, I'm not sure what I tell you this.
I'm actually primed.
Yeah, you just won an FNCS. Let's go.
I know.
You just got clicks as first FNCS win.
I know.
Wait how much delay you said I did too much I bet
No mods
If you haven't yet, please change title to
FNCS division one cup with arc FNCS winner first in Pro M
FNCS pickaxe
I can't believe I saw the medium all.
I sure am so crazy.
Yeah, I'm locked in.
Actually, so long, while you understand, I think I really think you're going to be super
shocked today in the difference.
I hope so.
Not a bad way though, right?
Like you're going to be shocked in the difference of my skill level from the Flask Division
up to this one watch I'm so much more confident now let's go probably should
not thank you much brother that's a matter here in FNCS winner now they're
scared of you wait so you think that wasn't Mickey like you think I think I
I think it's it was harder to win that than an OCE FCS
Bro
What that is not true at all. Yes, it is bro. I don't think you understand there were some good teams
You won cuz Peter about helps you
Yeah, we still got second last game it wouldn't have been possible
No, I think Victor would have won that game. No, he would not have won that game. That's cool
No, but to be fair though, to be fair though, he did have like a, his content creator had five grants.
Yeah, his content creator has more like, like the same amount of grants quality as him, and he has like, four E.K. earners.
Yeah.
I just played in some of the other, I played so good, you know, I had the, the second most killed out of all creators.
What, first, practically?
Yeah.
That's good bro. It's really good
Where you guys on top no we had a cake slamming on us
But it was just a solo basically um, oh no, I just lost all you if honestly like
They'd like
I
Got to use these guns again
Not a reload is way easier than battle rail. Yeah, I know like especially especially for you
If you only got to think as much you need to try to kill people
What's that I'll say like my chat
We want they were all standing like they and Lacey and our private quality WC land
No, I think we would have one problem as well. Oh, we would have I think just cuz
first no i'm so and i didn't get invited bro i think it was only an a like yeah
but i heard like they do it for every region so i'm pretty sure it's going to be like a
wait you think they'll put me in you together in the n a west one yeah yeah i think so bro we
We win that. I'll be in two times if it's yes winner.
Chat on the- oh no.
We check.
Finally man, there's some churn in this one. See how it's up.
Chat on the door, head down into chat while I'm playing.
I
Got the mythic club. I actually think I played the game
The only bad thing about you is your awareness
you gotta be aware of like how like to counter them yes and like endgame you
gotta start playing for yourself more like you don't have to follow me around
if you want to get some kills okay
okay yeah yeah
I'm gonna get him.
He's in the air, look, he's in the air, look, he's in the air, look, he's in the air, look.
Did you get a look?
Okay.
Nice.
There's fucking rocks here.
Killed by an A.
Water.
Shit.
Go.
Good place or no?
Big spot right here.
And then let's go vending the team.
I don't know if I can make it, I might die.
No, you'll be fine, you'll be fine.
You want to pop some of the chives?
Oh, no, no, no.
I have to wrap this in here.
Oh, no, what are you doing?
I can shock this dude.
You can shock this.
You might as well have to run this way, bro.
Bro?
Yeah.
Probably good.
We're deep into the storm, so no one's going to be here.
only moment I bet let's go there's some barrels here spot them
come on you got this stupid ass game I'm gonna start cleaning you like an FNC
just wanna know okay that we're gonna start keying people stuff and if you if
you sell I'm catching on you
I'm too grateful.
I bet, Sparman's on point.
Yo, by the way, be careful with the FNCS for guys because if people see you with that
on, they're gonna know it's you.
oh shit yeah yeah yeah obviously
faddie people see my pickaxe bro be yourself bro be confident no i don't
i am do a little rayan hundred like last fight i'm gonna be honest i play
confident not hit a little bit but all good
Oh, he killed himself.
He's murdered in front of us.
I'm about to buy this rock.
Do not shoot that team.
I'm not trying to fight in zone.
Ah, let's go.
Yeah, let's just go around left.
Hit the pad over here, maybe we're good.
What are you holding for movement?
I have none of them.
Okay.
I used all my shop sheets and that's all I have.
Let's get you the hop rocks.
You can hold those, right?
Yeah.
I bet.
Can I get here?
You can hold.
Oh, you're superman.
Give me superpowers!
Wait, you want to stop at the vending?
I mean I only have 200 gold for this, sure.
I have gold. That was good.
I just stand by medkits to just pop whatever.
Wait, how much gold do you have?
Only 80.
Oh, we're looking for a bottom hopper.
Yeah, no we can get there's three hop rocks in front of us. We can get what do you mean? I'll show you
I'm gonna shock this once
Oh boy blade wait, what is it?
All right
you can have it
what are you gonna drop for it?
probably the mid-kits
cause i have bigs in the chug jug right here
there's a team right here
they just shot
yeah i see that
here it's only one you should take this out I should or shouldn't you should yeah
there's another one in front of us right there and there's another one on the
right
yeah there's just no way like we don't win this shit yeah
another one and then
almost another one right here
maybe there's a weird convolution on that I just put that
I don't know what's better than this
yeah especially now that you won an FNCS and had experience
from
the
the
the
the
the
the
I
Know
You know what I just read in this chat, bro
Would you read some crazy
I am up
Pop some chug
Not a bad pull. Not bad.
That's not bad.
I wanna shock us up left, come.
We're gonna surge real quick.
Come, Lacy.
27.
Alright, ready? We're gonna go up left on the hill, ready?
Yep.
At it.
Up left, continue.
Just watch your head a little bit.
I need some metal.
Nice.
Be careful.
Nice.
Yeah.
Nice.
Not our code.
Be careful.
Nice.
Bro, you know the Landshead pistol?
Bro, that gun is so overpowered.
For real?
That gun is crazy, bro.
I got a gold water earlier in this game.
Oh my god, there's actually surge in a dib one.
What the hell?
Is he trying to res?
Yeah, I think so.
Oh wait.
Up in zone though, it's in zone.
I have four shotcrops, remember?
You can pop one on us, right click and throw it on us.
Right click and set.
Yep, there you go.
Nice.
Here, I'm gonna shock us out this wall.
Ready?
I hit the wall, three, two, and go.
How's it going?
It's going to get it.
Nice.
Get up.
This seems like a rain next to me.
I don't like this.
Yeah, come.
Nice!
Double use!
I'm not going to be pre-editing you.
Here, come here.
I'm going to edit it like this.
I'm 4, 150, 150.
solo right in front of us
look you need to get a refresh soon
quick quick quick quick quick quick
3, 2, 1
ah that's all good
5, 3, 2, 3
are you ready?
oh this guy's like
nervous or something look
to one
that is nice
I'm going to say that
I'm going to leave you
I might play the Maven
there's shock rocks here if you want
and there's wood
you should go
shock rocks at the bottom
I'm going to play the Maven I bet
I bet
didn't it get buffed?
nah it's good though
come up
now that we have shock rocks are probably so easy last opens we didn't have shock rocks
yeah this shit is amazing
alright we're just gonna full shock rock all the way
ready?
I think we should be fine, should we go for me, ready?
All the way, all the way right, you're killing.
I got a 2.30.
Oh, good.
Easy rotate.
Pop another soccer player in the back.
Yeah, you're good.
Nice.
Wait, come here.
Three, three, two, one.
Wow.
Pop some of your chug.
Oh, I think he just turned the fucking air on.
It's fucking freezing in this room.
I'm ready, come. Run all the way.
You wanna bug them? Yeah.
You wanna... you have time to shoot you.
I have 146. Wait, come here. Get ready to fucking shoot you.
I'll last.
I wanna get to the right there.
Are you ready?
Okay.
Edit the wall.
Nice.
This dude's back, he's enjoying it.
I see that.
Wait, on me, on me, come.
Three, two, one.
Ready?
He pulls us.
Come, come, come.
I think we just chill, let's run chill and hop after us, let's 30, 50, 90, oh you should
back okay I'm good
bro what's up
come here at least you're gonna go from here
ready come
you good
Nice, we got him.
Alright, we're in.
Watch your sword and stuff. Watch your head.
One on one on one.
Get out, get out.
Come this way.
Alright, we're good.
Killing.
Are you going to re-shoot?
I'm going to 100 shot. Yeah, I don't want to rush.
Yeah.
Pop the shock rock.
Wait, the wolf is full of us.
Here, come, come, come.
Come here.
You're looking like we're in 321.
Ready?
You need to kill us soon.
You're left.
Stay with me.
Stay away.
Let's aggro that.
Come, come, come.
Did I walk?
Did I walk?
Did I walk?
Did I walk?
Did I walk?
Did I walk?
Did I walk?
Did I walk?
Did I walk?
Did I walk?
Did I walk?
Did I walk?
Did I walk?
Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah
They're gonna go up
come on fight them for us
bro
hold on
oh my god
tough fight
I think that's it, boy.
Where did you get that?
No left one to kiss.
No!
No!
Oh, good try!
No cool, bro!
I
Gotta do something about this
Bro is so cold of my room to oh my god, I literally can't like I cannot play when my hands are cold
And the issue is there's literally a air vent right onto my thing I say in brah I want right above me
and I'm off bro this caffeine on my life like bro everything looks so fast for
me oh my god
and I can't stand up bro it's literally right there beating right y'all
I had an idea.
Oh my god!
What the fuck are you doing this Ark?
What happened?
I closed the bed.
Oh nice, um, well, I'm getting pickaxe by 4 people in the 3-day lobby.
Oh!
Brother, they think you're clicks.
You're smart for wearing that pickaxe.
Oh, looks like half the lobby's landing on us.
You wanna stick?
Holy shit.
Yo, there's actually like a million teams.
I know.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna take that music.
We come, just barrel down here.
Let's go.
Wait, show me, do you want to dip?
There's like 18 here bro.
Wait, Argel, did I die differently last game when I got killed?
Just react better you think?
I'm asking you died cuz I think they got your back wall right yeah they took the
top probably better awareness I guess I think that's like he's gonna react fast
Yeah, they took your top, right?
Yeah.
What? I'm getting hit, I'm getting hit.
Oh, I have nothing to hurt.
I can't even help you because I don't have a shotgun.
I think I'm going to start running.
Where are the others?
I can go back into the one that we can go next if you want or I could try this
I'm just rebuilding you somewhere. It's up to you.
Alright, one more.
They weren't bad, but they weren't like insane.
I mean, you have enough wood to remove them.
Yeah.
I don't know if I agreed for it though lowkey I might just leave it in this bush if you
come back I like that I just want to hold my knees over there nah I don't think I
can there's a team over there as well
oh team right there as well
bro I might just try jumping on him
Oh, there you go.
Jesus he's walking on water!
You're gonna be watching this, can you please give me a poppin'?
oh shit
It's like a rap suit
Small white
I promise one, man.
No, what 90?
Whoa, like, come on, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
We had a good game one.
I mean I don't know how they're shocking to me when I'm swimming in water far away from
them kind of kind of odd so I'll get there
I'm gonna turn up like straight out man turn up
I wonder if I'm getting keyed because I'm using this pickaxe.
maybe.
What is this noise I'm hearing Brian's like I'm fucking going skits out.
What is this?
If I see Rage I'm beating the fuck out of him in GTA flipping that nigga on my shoulder
slapping the shit out the back of his head in GTA.
Rage I got a couple of victims what he is one of them
Black boy max that's another one um
That nigga lacy kind of fat in GTA so I probably can't
Damn you did this fuck. I might not be able to pick that nigga. I'm not gonna lie
Bro fine. Why it's that's instead
She was talking about hot shit, but I guess what when I get to streamer you I'm telling you said that I'm getting harassed attention
I don't give a fuck. I'm getting harassed attention right away
attention
Bring the Dean's office. I
Mean it's just hot drops at this spot like
Fucking teams there
the
uh... they know better that they're not going to come at us look at this
easy
shocks on that roof if you didn't see them
40 on that team
There's so many teams back there.
How many wild necked brothers kids?
Over here is uh...
Be careful getting alerts on.
Yeah, I'm gonna drop it right here
I bet
Is this metal? Nope
I
Like I should close
Because like when you look at Chad like when I get distracted, yeah
not be honest with you play worse when your chest starts like flaming you
No.
You don't?
No, not anymore.
I know I'm better than all of them.
Yeah, that's good.
Like they could say like, hold your ass outside and do this, that's what I'm saying, you
have a castle just end of the day.
I know I'm like 10 times better than every single one of them.
I have an FNCS axe, they know.
actually
well that's crazy you really have the FNCSX
you have to be the first content creator ever
oh I think Aussie actually
oh yeah he got it too I forgot
Please be a backswing!
Oh, this is gonna be a good game.
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, shit.
There wasn't a team on the duck game earlier.
Now, drop your shocks for, um, top round.
There's a boy right here.
Take that.
Here, I bought you one.
I'll come by another one soon.
I need a better arm.
What do you have?
Grape?
I need a better arm.
He's right there.
I see a nice one.
I see a nice one.
Are you shocking?
Yeah.
I'm sorry darling.
Alright.
of
the
death
of
It's actually the worst time to get a safe shot.
got sick yes bro that's why after the land the next day is crazy yeah bro after
the the land last year bro oh my god I got sick so bad
bro getting sick is so... it is ruined everything i'm sorry
no it's okay
innocent blood
alright let's go
Alright let's go.
Alright bet.
Oh shit.
Good luck.
60 on one.
Look at my good.
No way.
Come on.
He's so good.
Yeah run away that's what I thought.
I got you Lacey.
I picked up a tissue as well.
That's the worst timing bro.
Oh my god.
Here pop this 180 check.
Is this extra?
Extra, I have six.
Pop rock.
That shit actually just pissed me right off.
Haha.
You're good, bro.
There.
I get to see this chat laugh at me, I do need a little bit more mud on us.
I see him, that's aggro in front of us, toward north, yeah he's shooting.
They're gonna key, I think.
I'm not gonna lie but I just don't even be scared if they shot gunners for this kid
to also like
I wasn't afraid to shoot him
This region is actually disgusting
I can't I have two chubs.
Okay, let's pop it.
How much gold do you have in here?
290.
I'm trying to put it in work with this!
Ready?
I'm gonna shock this off though.
I just used one on X and just used your shards.
Are they all using?
Yeah, you can just use them.
I'll leave this with the shards like there's no audio if you get it keyed so you gotta
Look up. Look up a lot.
I need a second to pop a pill.
I'll be popping bottles.
It's about to go into your pain.
Yeah, Anty.
Here, pop my truck.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
Max-able.
Pop it quick.
Yeah.
And then just throw a shard on us, because you got six, right?
Yes.
I'm gonna start using him.
I want to go to the right a bit because everyone is going to come from the left side.
I think I have like severe autism bro it makes me like I feel like I fight worse when I have
a shard on me. Why? I don't know. I'm about to get surged. Autism? You mean the ADHD or
whatever? Yeah. Bro, you ever get the urge to just like spam use them right now? Like
you know what I'm talking about? No, but when I was literally I got the urge for some reason
to just like, like kill everyone. That's okay. Okay. Like you always have weird thoughts
it's like damn, like, I don't understand anybody.
Yo!
50?
Yo!
This is gonna be a fucking drone!
Yeah, they suck.
This thing has to go.
I think.
Not a dash here.
Well, Max, pull up his helmet, don't worry.
Yeah, first one to go, let's do the first one to go.
Come.
I'm on the right. Go all the way right. Keep shocking. Watch our back. Be careful. 60.
I'm trying to help you.
I see you.
See you guys.
I see you.
This can't spray.
Don't panic this shell.
Come out your back box.
Oh good, fuck it.
Go shard on us.
You have more? Nice.
Just don't worry bro, it's fine. If you get jumped on like that, I mean there's not much you can do.
Just don't panic though.
That's not bad at all. That's actually good for us.
Wait, come.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. Like, this is crazy to say, but I think we just triple shard off
this. I don't think we'll die. I've gotta take the risk.
risk. Bro if we die we die but like I don't think we will we're too high.
Pop more chug in the air make sure you don't die.
Yo if you start popping out of the air bro.
Alright go late.
Ready?
Ready?
Oh, 3SL.
I'm landing right here.
Nice.
You have break?
I split.
I'm 4-1-1.
Okay.
4-1-1.
I got bottom of my last 10 seconds.
We need to get a kill soon.
That's not a stand.
I should have 2 trouble on it.
We come.
Let's play this team.
Let's get mobby.
3, 2, 1.
What the fuck?
There's a beat!
Why?
Wait look over here!
Three two one!
I think he's dead!
I'm cracked!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
Crap!
We're just going to triple shard out this left box, alright?
Pretty quick, cool.
Ready?
I'm on land, right side low.
I need to go down one more, watch your back, we need to kill soon bro, watch out for this
wall.
no shards on us every time they run at you get down on them
dead body right there
we'll get a kill soon
okay
is he getting lobby to website check here?
hold right, kill kill kill
you ready?
shard one splice splice splice right here
Wait look, right seat, right seat!
Right seat, huh?
Ready?
I'm only one, only one, right seat, right seat!
I'm on, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on!
You can start on us and save it!
Yeah, and do, do, do it!
One, one, one, one, go, go, go, go!
Right seat, three, two, one!
33!
You ain't gonna kill us, man!
Ready, I'm shot, man!
got me with, got me with, got me with
come on, run left, run left, come
how much junk do you have?
180, I don't even have a scale
we should, we should replace that if we have to
okay, I'm gonna save like this
it pulls up, it pulls up, okay, we might not like it
here, take, I have 100 with me
let's go
come on, come on
I got it, nice, come, come
I'm typing the hard G.
Just come, just come. Stay on me. Pull through everything.
Good.
Nice, good.
I'm gonna kill them.
Watch them, watch them. You good?
Yeah, I've done everything.
You ready? Ready? Ready?
No, no, I can't. That's risky.
Yeah, here. All right. All right. All right.
OK.
If it pulls left, we win. If it doesn't, we have to go instorm.
Okay, okay.
I have no audio on the left.
It pulls left.
What, 100?
Is that...?
Nice, man, all you.
I'm not gonna get greedy for that.
It pulls back, come.
It's still alive!
100, 100!
I see it, I see it, I see it.
I hear it, I hear it, I hear it, I hear it.
Oh, what's that in it?
Nice, I see it.
Hoping chug.
The body's back there. I'm gonna try and go in for it.
Okay.
I got it.
Oh, that's on the mats.
Oh, I said no one here.
I'm coming.
Just chill.
Just chill.
You're good, you're good.
You ready?
Quick, this way, come.
Got him again?
This is daylight, Lacey.
I just think this is daylight.
I just think this is daylight.
I have zero bullets, zero bullets, zero bullets.
OK, here.
I'm shooting you, son.
61, 61, look up.
Stay down, Lacey.
There.
Clear.
2v2, 2v2, 2v2, 2v2, I think.
2v2 is that?
A little bit of mats.
I'm talking up honey. What could be what could be I'm on them on them on
Try to shoot them as much as you can I'm gonna go up again this day
Got a pump
So well
Nice nice nice
Thanks, oh my god, let's go. No, I mean I mean I mean a crazy shark play
Let's go dude
I told you, if it pulls left, we win.
I told you
Not good shit staying with me there bro, cuz that's like that's a rough pull
mm-hmm
Hey, that was Peterbot was it I think it was that was Pete
If I get some mythic punk, we're guaranteed a win.
Yeah, you're a fucking good player.
Wait, how'd you know it was Pete?
Oh, man, I know so much about this.
Oh my god, you just jumped so early.
Did I?
Yeah.
God, I don't know where it went.
Oh, she helped.
Little early jump never hurt nobody.
Pro made a lacy play.
I'm gonna shot out the air bro. Oh my god. There's like four teams. You want to go to
the sublet, no one's here. Yeah, go. At least, I think. It's fine if it's nice. If we die,
We're on perfect track.
What's here, bro?
Where am I lagging, bro? Please!
Nice lag, yeah.
Oh, wait.
I guess you're a pervert.
Oh, no.
I'm playing purple maven, I think.
Where's Tarzan?
I tried, I tried, I tried.
No.
For a plane with you now, I get a little bit more freedom.
Like, because when we first started playing, nothing lied.
You were terrible.
So I have to say, you were terrible.
Obviously not that bad.
No, you were bad.
That first week we called?
Like, you're good at following and stuff,
but like, you were horrible.
But like, now I'm brilliant.
Like, you kind of have it all.
I know.
Yeah, I know.
I told you it come back just took a little bit of time
You're actually locked in that like glass game. You got how many kills like 30 you got three kills
That's an improvement
Probably be safe
What's your movement right now I have nothing I have a guzzle juice
over here
Oh they're full fighting over there I'm down to get active
I'm down to get active too.
That was just when I laced you.
Let me know bro, I'm down to get active with it.
I don't have much use but I got mats and a purple maven.
If this is on Lulaby, just lose this stuff.
Nah, it's not.
one big three meds and i have 800 more to buy out
wait i see them i see them they're back here you want to go find them yeah you have lights
uh two ledges oh perfect we're on red beautiful go crazy
You find us, Rock.
50.
Watch, watch.
I got him.
I got him.
He's dead.
He's dead.
What?
He's dead.
There you are, dude.
Watch.
200.
Nice.
Go.
Hot man.
20 much.
20 much.
We're already at a teammate.
Man, there's 10 of them.
Thanks.
huh, what he must have got, he had a teammate, wait there's 10 of them
is it a knock?
yeah it was, his teammate left him
Yeah, what place are we in?
Hit.
Yeah.
Not bad.
We're gonna be first though after this game.
Let's go.
I'm gonna shock us to the vent.
Okay.
We're gonna be first though after this game
Let's go, I'm gonna shock us to the ending
Wooo!
Oh, I can't even throw this, man
Which one?
No, I'm good. I try to throw a guzzle juice then let me
Pop lights you're so low
Pop it in the open
I'm literally the exact same I think I'm lower paying here I'm not getting
the internet the courthouse is that bad yes I was like fifty-four pain in
game
that's rough bro
I bought two chugs
God damn!
Wait, you giving up to my big pot?
Yeah.
Oh my goodness.
No, Monts, ban the guy that just said, Lil Le, always taking damage for the team.
how many shards do you have?
0, I have 5 shards.
5 shards?
Ok.
It's going to be a no shard game but it's all good.
I'm gonna have a shocks. I'm a good wall editor. Yeah
No, the good thing is we have good chem. Yeah, so like we're not messing up like when we're shocking or anything
That's like the hardest part for Duos
Yes, sure last year last week. I did do it a little bit like that for some reason. I started like jumping
Now you're learning the meta though, that's good.
One more week till I can CS.
Not even, it's literally four days.
Oh yeah, it's Friday right?
Oh wow.
Yes, this week.
It's good.
Nah, it's gonna be easy.
Top 100, do you think it's even easy?
Top 100, yeah.
Bro, it's like 500 points in two days, it's like 250 a day.
Oh, we're already almost at that engine one.
Yeah, and FNCS is loki easier than Divlin.
I am gonna be, I'm probably gonna be like, like 60 something ping.
Bro, your ping does not matter. You can be on a thousand ping.
Bet.
And it was still cool.
Cause you're not doing anything special. You're not gonna like start rebuilding.
You're just following me and then shooting people.
Literally just maybe like, pulling walls.
Yeah.
That's why I almost died that game, Jax. I didn't know my shotgun was reloaded.
Oh, that team is keying. Get away from that, bro. It's a reed.
Oh, hell no. Get me the lobby.
Get me the fuck away.
I'm not going to lie, I feel like I heard someone shocking, it sounded like he was coming towards us.
Come here.
You're shocking us from our south-west?
Yeah, yeah, come this way.
Use our shock yourself if you have to.
Yeah, I'm good at it.
W moving in there man. Reboot.
By the way, we're not running cause we're scared, so I don't want anyone to think we're scared.
We're not running cause we're scared.
Yeah, that's not scary to shit.
Yeah, we're running cause, um, not worth it, you know?
All right, uh, you can kill her.
I like that.
My base, make them think we're not in there.
Bang, then a bush, walk by, double bump.
Yeah
My other team
Should we take out some G, you think?
I think you're gonna re-found that building?
Yeah, I think so.
Well, if it moves to us, though.
Ooh, very peaceful music.
What do you mean, music?
You don't hear that?
Nah.
what you mean music you don't hear that nah oh I hear it now
oh my god okay okay I'm gonna take out your pump
I typical gamer well
Lacey your next life should be muted
I feel like this div cup is gonna be harder to call for
Why those ladies here? It's the one written for evidence. Yes, so all the NA central pros are all gonna try to play
They do that every week. It's not gonna change anything.
Most central kids are probably just gonna key. They're gonna key, try getting kills if they don't get kills, they're not playing D2.
there's one last player in the stream right now watching you know they know
in the bush are you lagging your voice is lagging or am I lagging
I'm lagging are you lagging no
I'm gonna nice
Nice.
No.
Oh my god.
Play chill.
So lucky.
So dumb.
They're gonna come at us.
They're gonna come at us.
Don't play SMM.
Watch where we just go, bro.
Ready?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, you gotta watch.
Watch where we just go.
I'm going to come right at us, come right at us.
Watch where we just go bro.
Ready?
Now we go, we gotta go.
I'm going to shock you.
Watch there, watch there.
Okay, come down left, come down left and we'll get it.
It's easy if I'm here.
I thought I just had a phone.
I knew shock is coming, ready?
Okay.
I'm here
Are you shocked it's already
Yeah, nice, yeah, I'm gonna steal
Let's look back look on the right
How many shocks do you have
We buy this back
Solo
You doing left yeah
yeah they're gonna come from the left side like right here
they're left right here ready they're gonna go 20 40 60 crack wait
I think he's dead. Come on give us a good pull man.
Yo this guy hates us bro.
I think he's gonna go across the whole fucking water.
I'm gonna keep one shot driving my ass.
Alright, speed up.
Whoa, that is almost okay, please.
Oh, good.
As long as you're alive, we're chillin'.
I'm fighting in this box, I'm low.
I'm literally gonna pick on it.
And then, down the left.
I see that, right over here.
Cut!
I'm in 4-3.
He's one.
I'm only in 2-1.
Okay, I'm chillin'.
This game is really stacked.
Okay we gotta go out the cone here.
I'll try to mark where I'm landing if I can.
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Is it there?
No, the bomb is us?
No, we're good.
Three, two, one, go.
You see me?
I'm in the city, you guys?
I'm down, bro.
I'm on the field.
I'm down.
come on, come on, come on, come on, I'm on the left
you got a heal now
yeah you gotta edit this wall, one two, one two heal
ready, ready, ready
go
ready on that team?
alright, here we go, here we go
Okay, we got you.
Get out, man. Drop me, Max.
Um, 300, watch 70, metal.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes, Frank. Take two.
Get another team!
Nice, nice.
Get it!
You get that?
I don't know if you know for that.
They're not mine!
I'm down, I'm down. Come on, come on.
I got it all, I got it all.
You got the fuck right?
Um...
Pop him, pop him on us, pop him on us.
Okay.
Oh, you ready?
On this side?
You see me?
I got one on you.
Nice, bro.
Alright, easy game for me.
Pop, drop, drop, drop us again when you're ready.
Yeah.
I'm five by five.
Here.
Okay, go, go, go, go.
This way.
Keep looking, keep looking.
You do you.
No, I couldn't reach up here.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
God
What the fuck did I just watch what kind of witchcraft is that?
Holy shit, no whole bro, I should have won.
Bro wait hold on.
of
the
the
the
What fucking drugs do you do, bro?
Bro, nothing.
I genuinely never said anything.
I've never seen anything like that in my life.
I'm not kidding I think you could this might be like a very very crazy dick ride I think
you can fall grand by yourself I know for I didn't say man
bro use one HP bro oh my god oh my god this stupid boat that SMG is so bad
We'll let him con us
We're going other side. Oh, that's perfect
23 on him
What are we going I didn't get a gun I get us didn't get a gun in this entire building. Are you dead?
I started that game. I have no idea where they are by the way. They could be anywhere.
We have a lot of games so if they key us, just go crazy. Don't be afraid to die.
I'm giving him an opportunity to shock on me right away on what I'm doing right now.
Okay.
He's lurking right here.
Oh, he is so terrible, bro.
Yeah, you trying to key economy if you have to
I'm trying to get the shock and look on me
I got it
I have bullshoddy too
He's stuck, bro
I
Did you go up bro? Yeah, I come down a little bit less. You know this wall
I went up on him
He matched me
Oh my god
I don't even get a chance to get to the fucking fights man!
Let's go dude.
Did
We're just searching to pop
Yeah
You might have died.
No, I maxed it.
Well, they were both in my box at the same time.
No, I was in it too.
Okay, I have two chugs, three medkits.
I don't have any movement.
Can you buy movement?
I buy shocks.
Can you buy more?
Yeah.
I'll farm some metal.
It's got kind of a loot gobbling.
Wait, did you have gold?
Nah, I got a zero.
I got six. I'm chillin'.
Bro, let's go back to heatwave, bro. We just pulled every zone.
That's really good.
All right, let's call off this game. Let's get a good day one off this game.
Bro, we could pull for you. We'll have to be on track for like 450, like 500 points.
That's what I was saying, like we could literally pull off the whole team.
Yeah
We can just refund this building I wonder what it's always this one. I don't want to go over there cuz you can get alerted on easier
of
are
the
other
Where's the enemy on the hill?
Yeah
You okay Matt?
Yeah
Nice
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
No, we don't need it's fine. Don't grieve for anything because kids are gonna be lurking this
Just saying saying this box go up one a little bit thought up there for you
Mark Woggs is on my uh, pointy paper now.
Realistically whoever wins to Mark was probably going to end up winning the entire World Cup.
Cause England does not stay in this game.
Perfect.
Actually it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
What's there to be happy about?
You think I'm happy?
There's nothing to be happy about.
Here we should go.
Ready?
Pop for big pot.
And then scare ready.
ready ready edit the wall more shocks
of
I swear I just saw some reeds.
So don't move that much, it makes noise.
You literally don't shut the fuck up about how you're the best fighter and everyone
scared of you like son?
Well guess what? When I was in eighth grade, I made out with my cousin!
Yeah, dude.
So I'm confused chat. I know y'all are not too mad to delay, but did Mark Vlogs think
that changing his name and continuing to go live and post his face is like on the same
account like I'm lost bro. It's not adding up to me bro. It's not adding up what Mark
Vlogs plan was bro
Can you get shards from chests and stuff? Yeah
It's just rare. It's just really rare. The best place to get them from is the the Rift mid zone
Here let's go it all matter. I hope the QS
I'm on us, I think.
Yeah, I'm on you.
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
Yes, get it.
Oh my god.
Yeah, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
I hold this SMG?
It's not that bad, it's not that bad, I'm just terrible.
I'm guarding the loot.
Okay.
I dropped maps in front, you should go.
should go where's the metal go it's in the box I got I got it nice
fucking pissed on that kid made of my bitch is what I did fucking shit on
little bitch, little twerk, ever seen a lot of fighting, fucking shit on him.
Oh, and we pulled, oh my god man, just give us the lid already.
40.
I'm just gonna start running shit down, okay?
Cause I know you're not gonna die.
That's the one thing about you, you know like, you all like sell.
You know?
Yeah, I know.
Like, you make it any game.
Yeah, yeah, no.
Like, I might not, I might not, I might not.
I might not.
I might not.
I might not.
I might not.
I might not.
I might not.
I might not.
I might not.
Like I might not I might not I might not pick dead but like I
Swear I heard a team in our back
Careful got everything
They were dead.
This trail.
God has set me loose. They're not in the same division.
I was in a whole other tournament bro
Perfect. Oh my god, that's so good
Nice, all right
Perfect ready? I'm gonna shock you come
One front of them
Be honest that chat I wasn't doing that week one knowing oh I got fucked up on a shock when he shot
I know I know it's a solo just ran three two one
this one
is there somebody?
it's right now, it's right now, buddy
three, two, one
all good
no shards, right?
you got no shards?
okay, see you at the deep
oh, you see them?
yeah, yeah
We're gonna have to go from here, okay?
Ready?
I hit the wall.
Come right, come right, come right.
Good shit, bro.
Okay, come.
There's a dead body back there, let's go!
3, 2, 1!
30, 50!
Yeah, it's really hard to get a scuttler.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Okay, we're almost there.
Dead body right there, let's go!
Get back!
We're kinda scuffed here, come this way, come this way.
Okay.
Keep your natural so you don't die even much
I'm gonna shock us
I need to go straff
Wait for a pull
Pull as far as I can
Come this way, you can do it
My box!
I see it
120, 120
Got it in!
Grab his mask, got his mask
130 on the 100
You good?
I'm gonna play you
You shot right side?
Yeah, yeah, I can, I can, I can.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Get out, get out.
I'm gonna wall, I'm gonna wall.
Got the loot.
I'm with you.
Spawn here, I'm taking down.
I'm with you, I'm with you.
I'm in the middle, I'm in the middle, I'm in the middle.
Oh, wow.
I don't think you can pick up one of the subjects around my body, there's no way.
Apparently I was wrong.
I don't think you can pick up one of the subjects around my body.
There's no way.
Car meal's wrong.
It's not there.
Fog it.
Truck's in.
I'm gonna kill it, dude.
that's a nice run
top six
Top 5. You're actually, you're also like extremely static mass.
Oh
Oh my god, what do you want to do?
Oh my god, what do you want to do?
oh my god you are fucking insane
oh my god you are actually the best solo club
I've ever seen play this game bro this
is not human yo oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god, I gotta watch RC watch this.
So what is it?
It's like graham cracker, marshmallow and is it peanut butter?
Two.
What's the other ingredient?
Let's go bro.
Chocolate.
I think I'd throw it with peanut butter, is that stupid?
I'm not gonna lie, I was more excited when I thought it was peanut butter.
Maybe I'm weird.
Nice bro.
It has to be Hershey's. What it has to be Hershey's chocolate. Yeah, I swear, it's like
I'm in America, bro. It's a fucking marketing campaign. I swear. What do you mean it has
to be Hershey's? Just do Reese's? Why not any other chocolate? Why does it have to be those
two? What do you mean? Why does it have to be a brand of chocolate? Why does it matter?
stream stack mats
It needs to no other way no
It just has to be what the fuck
How are you moving?
It's like I'm seeing fucking witchcraft
Nice?
Yeah, this is literally the most NAWs thing ever bro.
Me fucking talking about the small as well arch just going crazy in the background.
This is a classic NAWs.
Oh my god, shit on.
Oh my god.
Yo, this kid is fucking true if he's playing.
Yo.
Dude, like I don't even know what I'm watching now.
I
Bro, I like it literally feels like okay if I stay alive till fifth zone and arch the line with mats like we win
Bro, I shouldn't be able to watch this for free that's what I'm saying dude
Dude!
Team, let me other side.
Yep.
I flipped every shot, I'm terrible.
Oh, 98 white on him.
I'm terrible, bro.
Oh! Oh my god!
My cat seem like it's not good for my head.
It's full shaking, dude.
I can't aim.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm such a fucking bot, bro.
What happened?
I tried to shoot him with my shotgun.
Oh my god.
Because you said, you said he was Nike white.
Yeah dude, you're gonna hit him from that far.
I don't know, I don't know.
I did I died because okay you want to know the actuals that I was in I
Hitted good
Actually got back to you crazy good, and then yeah
I'm fucking in the water, and I can't hear shit, and I do just sprays my food because I have like oh, yeah
Yeah, okay, that's
Yo, you got a striker from record yet
I think they're trying to lead actually.
Yeah, they're leaving, they're leaving.
That'd be beautiful.
Do you have shocks right now?
Do you see this big guy?
Y'all should leave.
Places?
Yeah, I have six.
Do you have a shock?
Oh, you have shocks?
Okay, can you go and start that game?
Yeah.
This cube just boxed up on the cannons.
I'm going back down the duck game.
I'm going back down
I'm staying on the screen with my kill
Lacey you gotta come down, they're gonna aggro you
Are they going up on you?
Do they all hunt around them?
No
Pop some chug, pop some chug and heal
Oh they'll do these
Beautiful, good to see you pop
I'm editing on this game in a sec
I
Just show that you're okay, I see your
And on it
That's the fuck out. Oh my god, like our chem is just like
Yeah, one.
No, I don't.
Here, take a look.
Yeah, genius.
Where you going, bro?
Go down, go down.
Come this way.
Don't get separated. Come back, come back, come back.
Okay.
Come.
Nice.
Yeah.
I'm not even kidding, we should try going to the banding, come.
I'm not even kidding, we should try going to the banding, come!
I'll come back, I'm not in a big...
That is nice
That is shut off go
I don't even want to see y'all
Is there a mask bro?
Like why is there a person here? Please explain this shit to me Art. Why is there is a person there?
where right here the guy there like a statue I thought it was a fucking
lurking oh yeah yeah got your shit did you shoot the statue yes oh my god oh
you can't blame you like I came out middle of like fucking like touches are
I don't think we're going to get a refresh bro, we're so deep in the zone, just farm as
much as you can.
I have 600 more if you want to try to buy another shot.
Yeah we can.
Here take my gold then you can buy one.
Thanks for medkits too
I have three
I'm gonna charge my shots
Oh, I dropped your medkits
Or I can keep your medkits for now and then we can pick up shards there
That's a thing
Here, let's go
How much do you need, metal?
How much do you need?
Um...
I need 400
Goddamn
Oh my god
I'm holding that so I need to get a buy more here if you need me to let me know when you're
I like 400
There's extra on me you could pick up like a hundred on me
On that comment comment just on that
So don't care each other let's go now you have enough yeah
Okay, yeah, don't don't care them and then you're gonna drop your medkits when we go we got to go
I'm telling the farming for now
We gotta go all the way to that roof.
Oh, fuck!
We're gonna get some max pull.
We gotta go dude. It's a max full list ready
Wait
There's a guy in front of me.
40, 60, 80, what's going on?
What's going on?
Two of them, two of them, two of them.
You see what I'm doing?
Oh my god, you see.
18 light near, pick this up.
Pick this up.
Yeah, I'm going to make it.
I killed him, I killed him.
Pick this up.
There's two more over here.
Go grab.
One more over here and then we're out.
Okay, you can pop back from that, okay.
Hit the rip quick though.
Alright man, let's go.
all the way to the top
all right come
see me
no foray they moved my tournament point so i can see what my health is at, not a bad shot
Oh, I got sickness warning.
He might be a solo that just got behind us at that cabin south-east.
At least I'll worry.
I think it's going to do IC2.
Okay.
One hand.
Here, drop me one of your charge jugs so I can hold.
Pop the shards on us.
Three and a half, three, five.
I'm back.
We glad you...
All the problem is we have sickness this year, it's gonna be hard to play zone.
True.
I can't even just don't play zone, we kill everyone.
Yeah.
What is that team doing?
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
not bad at all not bad
you can probably go first
you ready?
head at the wall
go deep go deep
two
of
two
of
two
of
two
It'll be so fucking short.
Skoopa, Skoopa
Skoopa, Skoopa
Well, everybody has to go
Wait, we might just be able to jump in, you wanna go? Hold on
You go up in this already? I think we wait, actually, I think we wait
wait if we shock and then do it is that I mean it's a small difference
my god you ready click says a hunting rifle I heard him scream oh my god
oh good let me hear it
so much hard on this afternoon you're ready yeah i have a hundred something
it's all good you're not gonna have to use anyone i'm gonna get hit anymore
if that happens to you again you can just box pause and then go again later
okay i mean i got sprayed right away yeah
oh you're saying like like pause start again and then come to you
Yeah, you can. Beautiful pull. Nice.
You saw a charge right? Yeah, two.
You got from this wall and we're going to start it again.
That's on this one right?
I'm landing on this, landing on this right, can you see?
Okay, I see it. I'll triple, I'll triple. I'll triple, I'll triple, I'll see it!
Okay, let's go, let's go. If that was short on us, we gotta get out of here.
Or actually, we're good for now.
Dude, just shit it. Don't do anything.
That team wants to play high above us.
Just let them.
Okay, ready? Come.
Ready? Three, two, one, go!
Fire!
Come on, I'll get it, get it, get it!
Here, come!
Stay on me, family, ready?
Watch out, watch your floor, watch your floor!
You got it? Nice.
Watch your wall right here, come on!
I see that, I see that.
Where's the full, I can't see.
Come, come, come, come.
Oh my god.
Ooh, I'm dead, Ark.
I should get you and go to you, I said.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Fine, fine.
Chad, that one wasn't my fault, right?
I just followed Ark.
That one wasn't my fault.
Oh, come on.
I can't pop any of the chug, though.
I have a bomb, chicken.
I
Gotta take a risk here no no no no please all my course, bro. I'll kill them
Good, well these poles are so bad
Yeah, we're second
Oh, we live in first fuck.
Bro, I would have, if it was like one second earlier you said, watch your head, I would have fucking...
Yeah, it's all good.
Oh yeah, we're in second.
School bye!
I'm not sure.
Wait, how many games can we play?
Three, probably.
There's no way I missed the statue.
No, I hate it!
I fucking drilled it!
I drilled the statue.
What is this?
I'm blowing up.
Got it.
Nice.
What is this?
Nice.
Bro, that looks like a person. Come on.
Shut up. Shut up. Get out.
No, but when I was little, I got the urge for some reason to just, like, kill it.
I mean, we already got more points than we did last week, just in two hours less.
that's crazy so we can yeah we did um so we have we have like three games you
think yeah because i think the games are going to be
dead we could sneak in three by worst case it's only two
but 80 points a game we end on 500
There's a whole lobby to jump.
Oh my god.
What if they add E-Lo to DiffCup?
I swear it's been the same people in our lobby.
Nah, there's no E-Lo.
Yeah, there's at least two Qs.
No team's diving down to our side.
The multiple on the other side.
Yeah.
Yo.
I mean bro, that was a better shot.
I can't.
Yo, that one was down.
You did it?
That was a good one.
Yeah, what did you know?
Ah, yeah.
I'm fine.
I have like a really good fire.
I'm really good.
I don't get the urge to kill people, but like we've all had the thought, like, oh I have
three little high water tanks to stab everybody.
That's crazy to think about, I feel like.
He's gonna be in my name, bro.
I'm going to start deathing much, okay?
Stay alive.
Woah, they're shooting at me already.
From where?
Are you on my head, yeah?
Did he Q-shot to me?
I need you, I need you now.
I need you.
Probably dead.
16.
Do you need my shaker?
Yeah, yeah, give me, give me.
Uh.
50.
Crackers!
Crackers!
What's your map?
That's winterwood.
Okay.
What's your map? That's one of the wood.
They're trying to run.
Maybe we might just have to kill him, I don't know what else we do.
I'm doing it.
I think he's gonna make it get stacked though.
On my back.
Nice.
Just hold for me.
They're so bad by the way, they have nothing, that's why they're running.
I should have killed him.
That building is so weird, I just can't build anywhere.
I actually think I'd rather have a fucking pistol than that weak-ass shit.
It's all good.
We can only play two games forever.
Dude's name was Adam22, bro.
damn i cracked that guy bro i cracked him hard
you cracked Adam 22?
yes i cracked Adam 22 dude
see what's popping onto a trainer
what the fuck
I can just tell you from your point of view
I didn't like that, man
Everyone's a sub-prime boy, bro
You got blood
Bro, I don't get rich, man
No, wait, what?
That wasn't even a case for you, that was just
Fucking nice job
You suck at rich-pitting facts
That wasn't even a rich-pitting fact
Your old ones got me earlier, though
Oh, since he hooked some up, you seen their land?
I fixed your sub-lane?
Yeah, how did it cook to you on a central?
No, they got first, I think.
They got first?
Yeah.
Oh, you know they did it.
Oh, whoa.
Hey, it's Chad.
Whoa.
What?
I don't know what place they got, oh they got 14, wow.
I guess you can say you're better than Quicksnip.
Yes Chad, I missed my bump shot bro.
Suck my balls bruh.
My life is 9 and a half hours.
I'm tired, I'm sick.
You're trash game a student never even heard that one
Yeah, and then how many would we need tomorrow 150 yeah, something like that
every game man they're really low though but I guess you was kind of a
on this test
bro he's maxing me on accident
i have a chug bottle
i'm dead
like bro
i'm not shy man
So shit I'm so shit. I'm so shit
What happened?
No, no, no, I'm not I'm not. I don't know what that's like. I mean it doesn't even matter though like we can still play Sam and again
Yeah, it's like
Dude
What?
Y'all next plus you should be water, but instead of water it's your pee, like.
What?
I'm just here bro.
Am I reading that right because of the tears in my eyes?
Hey, that'll color you all.
Got a green allegro in my eye.
That's my eye.
I got the same red favorite as, um...
F***.
Um, it's just all anime characters.
Oh, Cat Asimov.
Oh.
I don't even want to know if they're about to watch who would it be.
God, you gotta get killed this guy by laying on the chest.
bro he's maxed me on accident
Did you just go dead like braho yo
What's that one in training map no no no no no what did you just throw I threw you a
comes you I just I just saw you though it's like 10 seconds late yeah I threw
you a guzzle juice go oh my god bro once you're once you're not sick anymore
bro it's game time yeah
Suddenly, hell kept going.
Now, you know what you should do?
Bro, take some pre-workout right before you play.
Bro, just take it, and then just see what happens.
I hear my body all tainted and shit.
Just give us one game, Uncon, just one game, we just went through hell for three games.
Run con let's go man
But I know we're not up in here
Allah, oh good
You sure that you know
I
Sorry ducking yeah, you can
I have to be like the one who shot them man.
Yeah I mean same this is just sickening.
Like pro.
That was impossible.
He'll be actually no shot east.
I got one.
I got a good one actually.
Got a blue one.
blue one you go box up on the other one same thing
Okay
How much gold do you have?
Wait, what? Oh, that's unlucky. It's really unlucky. I mean I have a chug at me
Okay
I just don't want to go in the pli bro that team is somewhere
I'm gonna go buy a chug at the metal spot the tunnels
There's a blue extra blue shrink it wasn't there oh
Oh yeah there was. What do you have right now?
Green Maven.
We'll find you, we'll find you something, it's all good.
Yeah.
Oh, charge.
I can drop.
You want a big part?
Yeah, I can hold bigs.
I'm gonna kill the M. Here.
Hi, Chug.
And then, can you buy a big plot for me?
9.15
Okay that's all good
This is far enough metal
Alright let's start going
This is a dead game
Beautiful press
That is perfect
Oh, I'm a fucking disgrace.
Yeah, y'all say the blue striker now doesn't help me when they're streamed away.
I'm in the three shots.
Oh shit this game is so dead.
I'll wait after you. Yeah.
Who shall I fool?
Here.
of
the
death
of
the
death
No. Just stay on me. Just a key game, so just expect to be keyed.
Oh, shit.
Should go grab a shard or no?
I mean, I swear everyone's gonna be there right now.
Yeah.
nice about shocks I'm good oh there's more here um you want to pop a shard on us
spot how do you get to it's pop on on it pop on us
And then take the trucks.
Let's go.
I can buy you a big Tom, I know that.
Alright, we're good.
Let's sit here.
Whoa!
Actually, I have to go to this fucking World Cup game tomorrow
When is it?
It's the Spain Frisbee
What time is it? What time is it?
It's at 12 or 2 2 2
2 p.m.
Yeah
You can go no no no no the last
Yeah, no, I'm fine. Turn the fuck up one time. I'm just saying like I wanted to rest the whole day
So I'm gonna skip
I mean bro we could once we quarrel early you can get off if you want no hell no what
I'm gonna win okay, cuz we're gonna we're gonna call hello early tomorrow. Yeah, I know probably the first like today's
Ready? I'm gonna shock this out to come. Let's edit.
Why does that happen?
What happened? You guys got hit on you or something?
Got chest. I got a big pot, that's it.
Do you have a lot of light ammo or no?
I can drop you a bit.
Oh you can pick that up instead if you want, first.
Nice, that works.
So just keep it for now, keep it for now.
I broke the rock, I'm lucky.
31 up holy oh my god what is this I had a doomscroch out on we can finish this game
get another one after it this is so good
no
that one out
you lagging or for a while lagging again
what the fuck did you see the one
apparently i'd really
but i didn't even
there's a team under us
bro i'm lagging so bad
are you packing lost or what?
Are you good bro? I am lagging so bad
You might have to wait, okay, we're good
We're gonna wait right there
Are you back bro? I'm on no no it's so bad
From this freezing
I don't know.
Bro am I getting hit off?
You might be.
Wait.
Oh my god.
Wait.
Oh we're good.
We're good.
Yeah here.
Oh my god.
It's back to 7.
Let's go.
7 ping?
Yeah.
7 ping?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm on zero again. Okay, let's go. I only have to I might have to double in the
I'm gonna shock to you.
Okay, ready?
Keep going.
I'm good.
Let's shock together, ready?
Wait for me, wait for me.
You good?
Watch your head.
Nice.
I'm on dead zero right now.
The team is so dead.
There's a kid right here as well.
oh my god oh my god
I need to come to me.
I'm gonna start building us in.
of
death
of
death
Holy holy quick wait!
Quick wait quick wait!
Guys got the loot, got the loot!
Got it!
Nice!
Anyone where you're at bro?
Oh I'm right here, right here.
This one's far?
You have to turn right?
Yeah!
Turn up still, turn up still!
Underwalk?
Yeah, let's go.
I'm 551.
I'm in the middle, I'm in the middle.
Good job.
It's pulling up.
I am COAM, Lord.
It's in my air.
For what? For what?
For air.
Drop your air.
Drop your air.
In this way?
On my wall! On my wall!
Come on, come on!
I got it! Oh my God!
On it!
On it!
Grab the loot, grab the loot, I got out.
I'm on my way, come!
Wait, on the wall!
It, it pulls back kinda.
Look in, on it!
Look at me!
Dead!
Come to the way, me.
Tell me.
Got a pop shot, got a pop shot.
Okay.
It's a little scarce. Be careful.
Here, take cover, cover, cover!
Cover, cover, cover.
We are doing good.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Come on, I'm going down one more.
Is it hard?
Yeah. Hard, hard.
I'm waiting for a full.
Come on, come on, come on.
Let me see me.
I'm gonna see you.
I'll get back, I'll get back, I see you.
Got it.
Wait, no I didn't.
Wait, look up and spray, look up and spray.
They're all in by nothing.
I got him, I got him
OK
Come, come, drop there, drop there
You get?
I got him, I got him, I got him too
I got him
Yeah
I got him, I got him
We're good, we're good
I'm in charge, I got him in the water
I saw him on the shoulder, I got him
In my box, I'm in
Get
Play check, play check, play check, play check
I tried to come back and play chugs but it was just too late.
Yeah, yeah.
Where are we at? 400?
400.
Oh, we're in second.
Yeah, we're in second.
Nice, bro. Let's go.
Chad, I'm literally playing ten times worse than I did.
I don't know why. I feel so shitty, bro.
My head hurts so bad.
I actually just want to get off and go to bed.
I feel so shitty, bro.
You met let me know. Yes. Yes. Yes. I did meet. I did meet. Let me know. Yeah. I did
meet. Let me know today. Oh, that's my that's my boy. That's my homie. It's just like my
friend. That's my friend. Yo, nothing crazy.
Yeah, for sure.
Change, change, change, change, chat's not sold.
I tried to turn into zone.
My teammate said, my IGL said, come back and play Chugs.
So I come back and play Chug.
Like what?
But then, but no, no, no, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
If I didn't listen to him and then I tarped in,
then it's you didn't listen.
Like I can't win with y'all, bro.
I can't win.
It's literally like no matter what I do,
there's something wrong with it.
If I listen and die, oh, sold.
But then if I didn't listen and tarped in,
Why aren't you listening?
This is actually crazy bro up here crazy this is that you're getting 400 points in dip one really oh
This is bro. This is hard
Apparently off he said that first place guys at cheater
Who is it the guy that killed you? Oh the guy that killed us. Yeah in the last game
I mean, we should have won that anyways. It don't matter if they're cheating.
Kind of unlucky, but it's fine.
Need to add Vile Max?
Okay.
Here we go.
Watch your foot, please.
Do we swear?
I think we should swear, dude.
Over here.
Yes, sir.
you go to the building
like I have better loot already than I get from our PLI like what
of
the
What did you get?
People are like skating from here some shit.
the
city got scanned by someone
Oh, x.
You have shocks?
Nice, there's three more on me
Pick this up instead of the Shocks and give me them.
There's the Shocks.
Oh you dropped them I see it.
farm back here you should come to me
on you, on you, on you
probably JHL
you see me at least?
you don't need to come just watch your teammate
imma kill this guy
i don't see a teammate
coming
coming to help you
I'm trying to break the bush so we can see.
Wait, there's another team.
Yeah, 100 on the.
I'm blind, bro.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
hold the wall hold the wall hold the wall just hold it just hold it
he's gonna take it you're not here
I got it
I got it
I got it here
yeah I got it here as well
I have shards
they're popping on us popping on us
take take take
you take med
I have 200 wood, pop a chart on us, pop a chart on us.
We should go this way now. Let's go. Let's go. Come
Look in 10-minute fight for love
Here's some shocks. Oh
They're coming
Yeah, I just show your
what did you do to me?
is that it?
see that me
imma fuck up
show your weak
you're so good lacy
you're fucking pissed on
that shit on me you fuck
I like to see you, bro.
You're insane, holy...
Yeah, that's why they're trying to get out.
If you just try to get out should this air up on me nah, nah, we're good
Hop that
See, I thought fucking useless in fights, bro.
My new damage, real life damage and shit, and Arches finishes him.
you
We can go in zone over here in five times
get this feral oh i'm retired i did not mean to do that
you have a ms 5 gt nice i'm 535 let's let's end big okay let's get a win
Yeah.
Nice, bros, no one here.
Yeah, there's a chug here for you to hold, what do you want?
One mini.
One mini, okay.
There's a chug here and then I can hold the next one if you want.
Okay, I'm coming.
Wait, you only have one mini.
One mini in two minutes.
Okay.
Okay, here, hold nice.
Get out of here.
You have, um, oh, come here.
30.
He wants to get out, he's gonna care to get out, I think.
3.
3.
They're dipping.
Oh my god, that's just a little annoying.
How many mines do you have?
Uh, 3.
3?
There's drugs here if you need, or it's a 40, I'ma pop it.
Can you buy me a big bot?
Yeah.
Come, come, we need to get out of here.
I think you can get out of here safe.
I'm gonna shock us this way you good chillin nice don't understand what that
team's doing that's probably a central team because you were holding their walls
Yeah, you could probably make it.
Four and a half, three and a half, five.
I'm just running the shit.
Five, four, five.
Wait, what do you have?
Six, and I need some two mags.
You use all your shots?
I'm not taking them, I'm just going to get them.
On your head, on your head, on your head.
You good?
Yep.
I think they're leaving.
They're dipping.
That's one on the left of them.
of
what you're back
They saw us.
No way man.
Bro, they're so cringe, that's so dumb man.
They literally killed you.
They're all like, I'm so confused how that even happens.
Like 230 that's so easy
But actually so curious how that even like
They didn't even shock did I think they use the night it didn't shock ya are but I heard
Wow
Wow all the way up in the air. Holy shit. Just right on my head.
Just tweet out second quick before anyone sees. Just go. Just a lot of it.
I'm gonna wait till tomorrow and do it.
Wow, he literally went, yo!
Raid through my fucking floor.
Why not cover your head?
Oh, are you fucking blind?
He went through a cone and a floor.
Check, are we back?
I think we're going to finish like third or fourth, which is really good.
We're in second right now, but we're probably going to finish, I guess, third or fourth.
We didn't.
No, no, no, no.
We do good tomorrow.
I'll tweet it.
There's two days.
Don't think I should tweet this
Because we can easily get like top three tomorrow
But I'm trying to hop off from I feel so shitty. I actually feel so sick, bro
I
Really hope I fucking do not wake up worse tomorrow
but
Tomorrow rest tomorrow, I literally can't I'm going to the Spain France game
Don't go I paid for the tickets
You could sell them?
Look what Arc just tweeted.
Look what Arc tweeted.
Wlarps
Jackal like ARPS tweet
Alice spam fuck you, bro
You are playing crazy that played so bad today. I'm not controlling I played so shit
But I had fucking, bro, I'm not gonna lie, I felt so shitty.
I literally was like, I couldn't even focus.
I don't know how to explain it.
I have so much pain coming from so many different areas.
My knee hurts, my head hurts, my throat hurts,
my fucking, my, I'm stuffing now.
I had so much different shit.
You have the flu, bro.
I'm going to literally get a ton of medicine and just go to bed and try to sleep.
I can't even sleep in because I have to go to the game.
I'm going to radar.
I'm going to radar.
But tomorrow I'll be live.
I'm going to the Spain-France game IRLA pilot.
And then we have FNCS division one, day two.
And literally all we need is 200 points tomorrow.
And we got 440 today.
We need 200 points.
So if we don't get 200 points,
We are actually so shit.
Wow, Phoenix and Retro just dropped a fucking 19 kill win that game.
Crazy. Um, but yeah, Chad, I'll be live tomorrow.
Um, I'll be live tomorrow for the, for that game.
Okay.
I think this is, yeah.
I'll be live tomorrow for the game in FNCS.
And then day after that, we have Streamer University.
So, gonna have a lot of shit to do the next few days.
There is, no, I got a stream tomorrow.
I have to, I have to.
All right, I'm getting off chat.
I'm gonna rate ARC.
I'll probably be live tomorrow around
I had to guess I'd say around games at 2 I'll be live probably around one one
o'clock Dallas time for the Spain game and I'm placing a huge bet on Spain like
$10,000 on Spain so it's gonna be crazy but yeah I love y'all W stream and I'll
see you guys tomorrow man. Peace.