Lacy
๐ช๐ธ SPAIN vs FRANCE IRL ๐ช๐ธ LAMINE YAMAL TO THE FINALS ๐ช๐ธ 10,000 ON SPAIN ๐ช๐ธ FNCS AFTER ๐ช๐ธ STREAMER UNIVERSITY MARATHON TOMORROW ๐ช๐ธ
07-14-2026 ยท 4h 38m
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Wheelchair in and I shut my door and it fucking detached an entire piece
I'm my only asset. It's not what happened. I do wait till you see hold this so listen what happened the cars broke
You broke your car. I broke my car. You're stupid handicap wheelchair broke it broke
Yo, what's good chat lacey here?
How y'all doing today today? We're not by the way. He overcharged me tickets, bro
And if he lies you as any paper my ticket, he's lying his ass off. What's good guys? We're back with another stream today
We have a make-a-wish stream. We are taking a make-a-wish kid to a world
I paid for my ticket first ticket paid for his parking and we are here at the Spain first France game
No, we're gonna miss the game if you don't get a call.
You gotta get out the car.
I have to get out that way or we have to get this wheelchair up.
You're gonna hop on the seat.
No, no, no.
We have to try to get this wheelchair up so I can get this.
I'll pull up my window.
Okay.
Dude, I'm gonna fucking blow up.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna explode.
Take this.
Listen, listen.
Just relax and do as they're.
Let's see.
Pop as in.
Let's see you live by.
Listen, sit right next to me.
The words that have come out of my mouth right now.
Seriously, give me your number, please, I'm gonna call you back.
Say what you got, man.
Good, you deserve it.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
So you want me to get out?
Yes, I gotta get your way, bro.
Dude, why am I a caretaker, bro?
Nice team movie, I'm done.
Yo, get the fuck out!
I broke my car, bro.
I broke my car, bro.
Oh, you did it, bro.
It's fine.
Pilot, hurry!
I need my wheelchair!
I got it with what?!
Alright guys, as you can see,
Piley is a little upset. He's done some drugs, but guys look we're here. We're at the stadium
Yeah, oh
You're coming out this way this sure come on hurry, but we're gonna miss the game
Let's go spain let's go spain
Yo, we don't have all day, bro.
I'm a killer.
Everyone loves NGT.
Okay, so here's the thing, Pilates, I only have one leg.
So I need my wheelchair up.
You know, Bloomy, can you switch these in just for us before I give them a fucking up sandwich, bro?
So I have my car keys, my car keys, and my wallet, and my being ragebated.
What is ragebated?
Bro, so what are you doing right now?
Let's go to the dance floor.
So this right here got detached.
It did.
And I punched it back in.
So what we need to do is get this wheelchair back in so we can open the door.
All the way down there.
Okay?
Alright dude.
Is that fine?
Your car is fine.
Your car is fine.
I watched it pop off.
Brother your car has zero damage.
Zero damage bro.
I'm gonna be the best caretaker today bro.
You might actually fall in the field bro and get arrested.
I don't know.
I might have to.
I don't know.
Guys I have ten thousand dollars on Spain today and I'm telling y'all right now.
It's a lot of France fans.
It's a lot of France fans.
It's a lot of France fans out there.
your guys World Cup has come to an end and Boppy,
Allis, and Demboulay, you guys are not going much farther.
Lameenya Mall is going to take care of y'all
and he's going to send you guys back to France.
See you at the Eiffel Tower.
Lameen, Lameen, Lameen!
Alright, push down, you gotta push down on the seat.
No, this is what, you're my caretaker.
Am I gonna be paying for this?
Yeah, I'm here to take care of you.
I'm paying for it.
Can you just push my wheelchair down?
Oh, not to step on it. You're gonna break my wheelchair. Yes. Good. Good job
It's fine, but we're gonna miss the kickoff
By the way chat, sorry we're late pilot decided to do drugs and stop
What?
Guys stop spamming and boppy focus and boppy is fucking garbage in bop. Yo
Francis had the easiest ride through the World Cup semi-finals. The easiest
possible ride. They've played nobody good. Finally they play a good team and they
can show the entire world that the Menyamal is better than Mbappe.
What's up? Spain isn't even gonna score, okay? So when when when the Menyamal
Scores today and spain so also check here's another problem. We have what you want to own this
Do you have to hide the tripod? No, I'm gonna try to admit I
Need a new coat dude
When we can use switches in dress so I don't I can put the tripod on you we're missing kickoff
We're missing kickoff. That's why because you're taking so long now because we have
Like manageable time. I mean I'm here ready to go and you're just fucking
doing god knows what right now all right nice well I don't have your interest
you don't have my ingest I have yours though I can switch yours switch the
pilots ingest
I'm sorry, I like keys, this is great.
Let's go.
Okay, we sure broke one of those.
Are you running out of your rod?
Huh?
You're running out of your rod?
You're running out of your rod, right now.
No, I'm not running about the corner.
What was that?
Yeah, yeah, a corner.
Let's go.
We gotta go.
All right, that's good.
That has got to be my story.
That's what I'm asking about.
What's your worries?
My health is dangerous.
Let me hear my phone right now.
No, I already vote.
I'm not going to vote.
I'm not going to vote, you know.
Well, I love Massive 15.
Fuck, I can't do it.
You left your window wide open.
I know, bro. Am I going to get the right answer?
Do you have anything?
Oh, no.
I don't have anything.
I don't know if my wheelchair can go on grass.
No, I've got a push-up.
That is powerful.
Wait, how do we get there?
Wait, what entrance do we go?
This way.
Wait, we have to get to the right entrance.
I'm going to tell you what the right entrance is.
The right entrance is
entrance 2.
Come on, let's go.
That's beautiful.
Wait, where's entrance?
It's that way, by the way!
Let's go!
Should I not be wheelchairing in the middle of the road?
Yeah, we can bump you up right here if you want.
We can bump you up?
Yeah.
Like we can do both.
We can bump your wheelchair up onto this.
Where was it going?
You're gonna break it or no?
Uh, probably, yeah.
Let's just maybe stay on the road here.
Nah, we can bump you up.
Oh, Blumie said I swalked to Lacy's in jest.
Let me just give you some shit.
How's Sylvie Cripple?
How's it feel that if I really wanted to see what I could take?
Man, keep pushing me. Hold on. I need to make sure my stream's good. Check it. Y'all see me?
Check it. Y'all see me?
What's up, bro? How you doing, man?
Good. How about you, sir?
You doing alright?
You going to the match?
Nope.
I don't know how I would do.
Just riding around outside the stadium.
That's the only guy I know.
Have a go, man.
Like, no, bro, I'm not going to the match.
I'm not, I'm not a spy man, I'm at that.
Oh my god, you give me free money?
Oh, there you go.
Oh!
Thank you, sir!
You're welcome.
I don't know.
Yeah, we gotta actually take this.
I'm getting angry.
We need to read it.
Why are we going so slow?
I'm gonna be able to reflect you.
Can you put it back in the first row?
Can you push me fast?
Dude, I'm tired, bro.
Mind your bit, I'm gonna sit.
What do you mean, you got a free ticket to the World Cup?
I'm hungry, I'm getting sick, my penis is small, girlfriend don't pick up on me.
All truths, no lies.
That was a big shot.
Bro, we need to get my car.
Let's get on the sidewalk here.
How many of them have this, bro?
That girl said the only shit is pilot.
Ripped around here to 180.
Yeah, it never happened.
Yeah, I'm so sick still I literally was gonna not go to the game cuz I wanted to just sleep all day
Cuz I feel so sick, but I said you know what I have to go to work and I thugged it out
Yeah.
So you're saying that this stadium is not handicapped accessible?
I'm thinking about it.
I'm thinking about it.
I'm thinking about it.
What's that about you doing?
I'm not a big fan of those things.
It's a size.
Wait, is this entry street?
No.
There's no way we have all this fun.
No.
Why?
Cripple in the road! Cripple in the road!
What's up, bro? How you doing, man?
Uh, yeah, bro. That's all right. We're gonna miss a game.
Oh, you got it. You got it.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Nice to meet you, bro.
They're basically a bandit.
What?
A fucking guard.
Oh, excuse me.
Where am I?
Excuse me.
Oh, the light.
OK, thank you.
I just did not hear it.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I'm running.
I'm running.
I'm missing three dogs.
Put them on out.
Put them on out.
Put them on out.
Come on.
Come on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
They're sitting at dog's, guard dogs, bro.
Why?
What's that about guard dogs?
Oh, my god.
They're drugs.
No, dog.
I don't have my brother in my car.
It's a bit too late.
Can you tell me if you can see anything that happened?
Wait, we have to go all the way down to the lights?
That's what I said, bro.
We should have, but I'm going to just go through the entrance and go in AC.
You want to go through that entrance?
No, there's $500 for this stuff.
I thought you had to go through the gate you're ticket says.
Oh, really?
Say, oh, God.
Oh, God, but you just got to walk through the stadium.
Say, where the fuck are you going to fuck your night?
Where the fucking roads to?
We're the poor you're gonna fuck me tonight. Yeah, you know, we're having a sex all night
We missed the spain national anthem nice Brian miss my country's national anthem
What's up dude
Yo!
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you.
Enjoy the game.
Enjoy the game.
Enjoy the game.
Oh, one more picture.
Okay.
Nice to meet you, man.
Hey, do you know where your seats are?
Uh, wait.
Is this here right here?
Oh, no.
This isn't the minute, pilot.
Oh, my God.
Hey, you.
How many rows?
I spent row and I spent it on my pranksters.
They don't, they're not buying the pranksters here.
How do I tell you they're sold out?
You don't have to go that far.
Did you get the tickets ready?
Yes.
Yes.
Tyler, we're almost there.
Listen, push faster.
Push faster, Tyler.
No, I'm 185.
I've seen you bench press more than I went.
I might have to be funny, bro.
I might have to be funny.
Is real sir Pusher, bro?
I'm getting a fucking cramp in my side.
Really?
Yeah, bro, this is a lot of cardio, bro.
Never forget the owner of some of my shit.
Chad, you guys know where gate two is?
And don't just sit over there.
What?
I'm sorry.
You're right.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is that your P2?
No, we're not even at the stadium anymore, bro.
The guys said go down to the line.
Entrance one and two, right here.
What's this?
Come on.
Come on.
I'm sure about a nice adoring poor.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Hey, I appreciate you so much, man.
Thank you for the hat.
W. Mids.
No thank you, man.
Thanks, man.
Okay.
Instructs one and two that way.
Let's see.
Can you show them?
I actually was asking the store.
Wow.
Okay.
Fuck.
You're gonna kill my...
Have I seen what?
Wait!
I've seen it!
You listen!
Hey, what's up, bro? How you doing, man?
You going to Interest 2, yeah?
Yeah, Interest 2.
Oh, I don't think I need help anymore.
Why?
Well, I'm going to Interest 2 right here.
Interest 2 right here?
Yeah, I'm going to Interest 2 right here, man.
Oh my god.
Let's go.
Thank you, bro.
Hey, that's so cool.
Bro, let's go check.
Hey!
How you doing, man?
Hey, what's up, bro?
Hey!
You going to the game?
Oh, god.
I'm just walking around in front of those streets like people.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Valley, Valley, first.
I don't know.
Hey, man.
I hope you get better.
Thank you so much
No pilot you know I have an electric reason you don't have to push me right
Look I'm looking going faster without him
I'm doing them.
Look, ma'am.
I found him.
I told you I saw him.
I'm doing them.
Hello.
Hello.
You have AIDS?
What the hell is this?
Oh.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
This lazy ant pilot is the one I hate going out in the ground.
Why?
This lazy ant pilot is the one I hate going out in the ground.
Wait, is this entrance too?
It's gotta be.
Entrance too!
Here we go this way.
You gotta hold the phone now pilot so I can pick it up.
Nice to meet you guys.
What is it?
This sucks, bro.
Wait, we're on pilot shot.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go fast, go fast, go fast, go fast.
Actually
All right, yo, blue me is there any way are you can go back live on your phone?
I don't know blue me got your interest so you can be there is not a goal
Swatting
Blooming is there any way you go live a lazy ingest so I don't have to hold my phone bro. I'm sweating
So I'm actually drenched bro. You have an ingest?
France all the way. Dude, I'm bolligus sweat.
Motherfucker.
She's on taxes I can sell, by the way.
Thank God my French is different.
Bro, I know it. It low-key, it low-key is fuck France, but like
I can't bet like I gotta bet my heart or I gotta bet with my leg
Intuitions. Mayor.
I'm gonna get my car keys out.
Yeah, so yeah, I'm sweating bad
Put it on the tripod, they do.
What's up?
Listen, once we get through the doors,
let's put it on the tripod, all right?
I don't have a tripod.
You can't bring a tripod in.
I thought you were gonna put this back in the chair.
You can't put it in the chair, man.
This is how it works.
I'm with him.
All right, let's go.
We have bad news, let's see.
What?
We are not here to swear.
What?
We can't start each other.
Let's do it.
Secure.
Thank you.
And enjoy the match.
Oh no, buddy.
Hi there.
I went to see him.
Yeah.
I don't know, I think the other way is the same.
I don't know, I think the other way is the same.
Maybe a better care man or a face to face.
One, two, we'll get the swipe, yeah.
No.
No, man, that's the trick.
I can add them to my apple while they're real quick and you can get that.
I just think you're okay, it's not gonna get any quick.
Stay on the guy, the guy.
Is that better?
Yeah.
There you are.
All right, on next.
Lacey, how do you swipe?
Oh, Lacey.
I'm literally drenched, bro.
There it is.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Please.
Look at the girl.
No.
We got this.
We got this.
Yeah.
We made it.
We did it.
We did it. We made it in.
Okay.
And Bobby did not score no goal.
Bobby did not score no goal.
Oh, I'm swanked.
In sweat?
Yes.
Yeah, it's really hot in Texas.
I see the pilot in Jersey.
Well, there's two pilot things he's going to find in Jersey, Chad.
Do you see this?
How do I tell him?
Oh, look at this.
Let me see that.
Yeah, you are drenched in sweat.
That's very easy, bro.
We actually missed kickoff, bro.
Saj.
It's fine.
Did we miss kickoff?
Yeah, we missed kickoff, but it's okay.
Yeah, they should be his hat is falling off. I feel like a fucking cowboy
They had it's sold out I told you
Okay
So you're actually you're actually cheering against me?
I was born in Spain!
Bro, you don't look like a pro.
It's not Blake.
Oh my god, this is so tough.
Oh my god, it's so air-conditioned here.
What do they say?
What?
I don't want to get a gun.
I get fired right now.
Fuck, go to it.
It's not going to work.
Wait, we're left.
No, no, no, no.
There's a problem.
I know it's going to come out of here.
I shoot the problem out of here.
Wait, I got to ask somebody a question.
Excuse me.
I have a question.
So when I sit in my seat, where do I put my wheelchair?
I have a wheelchair.
Is there anybody I could ask?
I don't know.
Housekeeping.
Housekeeping? Where are they?
Oh, here we go. Not sure, okay.
That guy up.
Um, Jeff?
Where do I put my wheelchair?
Hello, are you House 2P by any chance?
Do you have it?
So when I sit in my seat, where do I put my wheelchair?
It's in the club.
Where's the club?
What? I have no idea, bro.
What's happening?
What's happening?
We're in the Hall of Fame level?
Yeah, this is really bad. I don't know where to put my wheelchair.
Yeah, can you guide us to the tickets?
Yes.
So, we can actually see the detection suite.
I have an idea.
Okay.
Wait, pilot, right here!
Isn't that right there?
It's down there.
Where do I put my wheelchair?
I don't know, just help us right here.
Ask him?
Excuse me, sir. If my seat you're downstairs, where do I put my wheelchair?
No, no W on it. No W on it.
Okay
That doesn't make any sense how do I get down to stick son
There's no ramp to get down
Where?
Is it C?
Are you doing something?
Is there an elevator to get down?
There is.
Section 106.
Section 106.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my god, I'm bumpy.
So, how do you gotta go?
Yeah.
Once you go into the island, the last one,
so the toilet bowl won't turn you on like right now.
Okay? You gotta go inside.
Okay.
You need to go in there.
Where do I lead my mission in the front?
Okay, got it.
Oh my god!
The mean, the mean, the mean!
Yo, we're at, we're actually at a semi-finals game.
I
Even though we're in a sweet chat
Is it nice
Yo, hey W. They see your advantage
I'm about to buy it to a sweet brother.
How did you get it? I paid for it.
All right.
I'm going to get the black one.
It's a real deal.
Oh, don't worry about it.
I'm talking to that guy.
Do you change your route?
Yes.
Do you want a side bet?
Side bet what?
I'll get you a sandwich.
Uh, I don't know.
I had to sneeze.
I had to sneeze.
You guys lose.
Are you the change of that?
No, no!
Thank you.
Is there an elevator?
Okay.
How are we in a sweet chat?
W's in the chat.
Okay, it's not really a sweet chat.
There's still normal seats that are close to the hole.
Like
We're gonna miss Sylvia.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
You've got a score, you've got a score, you've got a score, you've got a score.
Why miss me?
Why miss my goat's gold?
It's gonna be so upset.
Oh, shit.
What are you doing?
Oh, dear god.
She said my eyes are closed. Oh, hell no, by the way.
What's up, how you doing?
Should we make it or no, be honest.
Oh my god, bro, I'm so sick.
Okay, oh my god.
Wait, excuse me? Where should I leave my wheelchair?
They said in the club I could leave it or there's somewhere down here to leave it
Okay
You can tell a bunch of different things here chat. Where's pilot at?
Section C106
But they told me they told me that I got these seats because they told me that I could read my wheelchair
And then they'll take it and I can hop down to my seat
Okay, got to advocate
That works all right
Oh
What's up, you give me up there?
Okay
I'm just back it up Terry. I get it. I get it
We had the Wi-Fi's gonna keep this guy clean until we get on there. What's the other
Where's the other tickets?
I'm like oh it goes through that, oh no.
Okay.
We're banned.
What do you mean?
We need to check somewhere.
We're not gonna use that.
Okay?
We're gonna use this again.
It holds you.
Alright.
We'll get the hell out.
Next thing you have, I'm gonna show you.
Okay, I'm gonna take the tickets.
You
Yeah, we're taking my father should we get
15 minutes of the game. It could be worse.
What?
It's getting too cold.
You guys, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about that.
Chad, is it really good?
Chad, it should be good, bro.
It should be. I've seen it here before.
It should be, I said that right.
We're not done!
I
I'm trying to hop down steps and do my ILE on, but he hated about me not fixing his suit at that exact time.
I've got six.
I've got ten seconds left.
I've got six and I do have...
All right, and then there might go our first fix.
Let's see how I see what's up here.
Okay, and there it is going up.
Okay, I've fixed it.
I worked on it for six seconds.
What?
It's a thing.
Everything good?
Oh my God.
No, you're sacked.
Just stay on my side.
What's here?
Are you using your phone?
Yeah, I'm using it too.
Oh wait, it's...
It's...
What's your question?
What's your question?
What's your question?
Oh my...
Oh my god.
One second.
Not sure which one.
One second.
One second.
One second.
He's playing better so far.
Spader friends.
The mean is right there.
The mean is right there.
It's better if I show you.
So I can hold this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's you, that's my guy.
Switch, nice, nice, great switcher.
Nice, great switcher.
Nice.
Get a water.
Get a water, it's fine.
Get a water, you're good.
Come on, focus, main focus.
Get a water, get a water, get a water, get a water.
Who?
Get a water, get a water, get a water.
Yeah, yeah.
It's called me a spur.
It's called me a spur.
Yes.
It's called me a spur.
I ain't gonna abandon my show
to the ball for one second, Chatterville.
Oh! Go!
Chatterville!
We have this.
We've crashed back.
Everybody say, in my channel,
Dresden, we better.
Dresden, don't explain right now.
Oh, there he is!
I'm not chatting, I show the game! Please! Please!
Take my hat off, bro. I look better with no hat, facts. I'm gonna reach me.
The way the mean moves out there is just so different than any other player in the history of the score.
And Bobby is...
I'm pretty sure that Bobby is a striker.
I'm going to restart the stream. It's going to effort three seconds to not spin it.
Let's go.
Oh, my God.
Let's go.
See if I need it.
Oh, my God.
Hey!
Get him! Get him! Get him!
Oh my God, that might be a pen.
That might be a pen.
Give Lameena. No, Lameena's hurt.
Lameena. No, Lameena.
No, Lameena.
Get up, Lameena. Get up.
I didn't mean to flip it, Chad. I didn't mean to.
It's got to be a pen. It's got to be a pen, right?
Come on, baby, go!
It is?
Is it a pen?
It should be a pen.
It should be a pen, right?
What do you all mean, gold? We're at the game live.
A Spain pen here would be crazy.
It's a pen. It's a pen. I told you it was a pen. I told you.
It's a pen.
Where is it a free cake?
Who the fuck do you think I'm going without, bro?
You're a pentadot.
You're my whole friend.
Yo, on my... oh, it depends.
It depends.
Why is it me kicking it?
What is the meaning of kicking it?
Come on!
Oh my God, oh my God, please, Shane, please, please!
What is this guy?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
What are the games on?
All right, ladies.
Where can I get this?
Where can I get this off?
Of course.
There's Pilot. He's on his way back right now.
I was hoping he'd see Pilot. He's coming back.
Nice to meet you, bro.
They're eating them all so good.
Steve A. O'Keefe.
Chad, sorry to stream that, Tyler was spaying calling me.
Hey, where's the meat?
Sus.
Sus.
I don't know what it means.
Sus.
Sus.
Sus.
Sus.
Sus.
Sus.
Sus.
Sus.
Sus.
Sus.
Sus.
It's just quicker and better than everybody out on a pace.
Like, just the way he moves around and carries himself, it's just better than every player.
That's not Dick's own game. It's Fax.
You can say, oh, the medium all, can't score goals. Guess what? He creates the goals.
Where's the Bobby?
He's a kid? I don't care. He looks good out there. I don't care how old he is. He doesn't
look his age.
I gotta blow my nose.
Chad, I'm gonna put this...
You guys are gonna want to see
blow my nose from over here.
Who is that, sir? Who is that?
I'll be your Vardes.
I'll be your Vardes.
Oh, wow.
Right there in that...
Right on the hat?
Oh, wow.
No way.
I'll be your Vardes.
Should I try to weigh that up?
I'll be your Vardes.
No money, Chad, I'm not here.
Chad, what are... what movie is he in?
We're gonna lose 25 grand?
I think we'll...
It's gotta be another pet! It's gotta be another pet!
The bear is hiding!
He's in the F1 movie? Him, too?
Oh!
That was Heli-Kruz?
What is she?
Aw, I wasn't bored yet.
Nice goalie!
No, his pilot, Kay, don't even want the hotdog anymore.
No pilot, where's the hotdogs?
Can't the pilot leave the seats to go do drugs instead of getting hotdogs?
Hide the seats, hide the seats.
That's Penelope Cruz?
How old is she?
52 now?
She...
She...
She...
She...
Where are the hot dogs?
That's huge.
No hot dogs.
You know why there's no hot dogs?
Because I went during a hydration break
and the line was...
It was...
Oh, actually...
Look at your sissy, my bro!
What is this?
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I have like a total of 12 on speed.
I need a Lameen goal.
If Lameen scores, I'm so big.
Oh my god, speed.
Speed!
Why does it even mean get the ball, Chad?
I'm stressing bad now, man. I'm stressing so bad.
You're stressing me?
I didn't set my Snapchat streets this morning.
And then I fucking have so much more to say than anything.
How old are you?
36.
Oh, no, no, no.
You're 36!
Talking about a snapchat stream.
After I said I was going to go, I had to get in.
And I might have lost some streams.
And they might fucking miss that pay.
I'm extra into it.
You're 30 years old, but you're not losing snapchat streams.
Nice. One in seven.
Yeah, because Mbappi's doing the Mbappi special right now.
I was going to do the basic fucking signature stream.
Mbappi special.
Give the bottle to me!
Do you see that, I can get a fish out of something.
Yeah, I'm so hungry, so I'm starving.
On the planet, we'll need like two different types of food.
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Is that not a pen?
Is that not a pen?
Oh, it's on sides!
Offside!
Not on sides!
Nice. 15 yard panel there.
Was that off-sides or no?
Off-sides.
That should have been a pen.
What about a pen?
Nice, nice head.
Get to the lead.
Oh, these refs suck.
These refs suck.
Chad, how can we get food here?
Toadie McWayers behind me?
What's this?
Oh, we get our food delivered.
You're ordering.
I have the shriek on my phone.
Chad, is it fair to say that whoever wins this game
is probably gonna win the entire game?
I'm not even worried at all, bro.
Spain's defense is too good.
How come Spain doesn't have any chance or cheers like England?
Go! Go! Go!
I swear I haven't seen Levino touch the ball.
I'm not delayed.
You'll make a lot of money in my run.
Huh?
Can't it's hurting my arm holding the phone.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm holding the phone.
Oh my god, the beat is so nice!
The beat is so nice!
Oh, he doesn't have any help out there!
Oh, he got a shield on him!
Oh, he got a shield on him!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Section 106!
106, 106.
Yes, yes.
I don't know how to use it.
106!
Yes, yes.
Where's the fudge at?!
Come on, come on.
Are you fusing that time?
What?
I think you can get to him then.
Where?
Get out of the ball.
Get out of the ball.
What is that?
Sunnybun, what?
That's a little bit of a surprise.
Let me that's the ball.
Let me that's the ball, GG.
It's a little bit of a surprise.
Oh, all sides.
Dude, I think we'll meet in most of the fastest player in the world.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Two half-tooth blizzies, then I have waters.
Dude, gotta get a chicken cheese or a wrap.
Bro, would you like a plate of chicken or a shirt?
Huh?
What?
Alright.
Nothing else.
Yes, yes.
And then also, low-key, I don't want a hundred or one chili dog.
I don't know how to remove a hot dog.
Just remove it.
Or just give me a chili dog, please.
I don't need a Caesar wrap, I just want a chili dog.
I don't know how to remove it, I never stuck with it.
Okay.
Want a chili dog?
Want a chili dog, yeah.
You're a sick man.
Okay, and it's the worst one ever.
Yeah!
I do a powering.
Powering.
It's not really a candy theory, it's a ride or drive.
But you can drive.
Ooh, they have candy, can I see the candy section?
Wait, wait.
Woo!
You can drive back, right?
Yeah, it's gonna pop for a bucket
Listen, it's on me, pilot, it's on me, it's on me, it's on me
Ooh, no fuck y'all, it's gonna flavor pop pour
Oh wait, wait, how do you...
Wait, how do you get rid of it?
No, no, no, no, no, no pop pour, no pop pour, no pop pour
Let's get a flavor pop pour right here
Yup, some chocolate covered peanuts right there
Perfect, sounds good to me
Okay, okay, okay, wait a minute
Wait, so it's not even right?
Yeah, it's on me, it's on me
Can you drive back?
Yes, I'll drive back, yeah
Wait, what's close for the day?
You know type type one in the chat it was for the day
How are you a super team losing the fucking Spain they're not losing the spade they're losing to the mean them all
Lameena hasn't touched a fucking ball!
Brother, he created a penalty!
A Mickey Mouse penalty, bro!
Why are we not again?
He will be!
I wanna see Lameena ball of silence, the haters so bad, bro!
I love that kid!
Excuse me, sir, I live in the basement street.
One in the chat if you're rooting for France, two in the chat if you're rooting for Spain,
three in the chat if you have a boner.
It's a good guy.
Spain is controlling the game right now.
Go Lameed, go Lameed.
They got it, they got it.
Let's give it a hope.
Who's he with?
Who is that with him?
W. Goley!
Is it a quarter or is it a quarter?
He touched his hair, it's handball!
You see it, post right there!
Oh my god!
That's the awesome ass!
No!
That's the guy that's handbrake!
Hey, go, go, go!
Hey, you're sane!
You're sane!
You're sane as a pilot!
He waved at me!
He waved at me!
I
Everybody looking back at Lacey, bro
I want a chili dog and P.I. M&Ms.
I want a chili dog and P.I. M&Ms.
Okay.
Okay.
Is there gonna be no line?
Is there a line or an action?
But it's gonna be right for outside.
There will be vehicles.
I want a chili dog and P.I. M&Ms.
I'm expecting Asia.
Okay.
Here comes Ben!
Here comes Ben!
Here comes Ben!
Alright, go, just go to the start!
Sorry guys!
Go!
What the hell?
Kyle is pissing me off!
I don't know.
The people here.
They're here!
They're here!
They're here!
All right!
All right!
What do we do?
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
That might be a red crowd.
That might be a red crowd.
There will be a few six minutes for initial time.
I got something on the ground, I'm gonna set it down.
I can't believe you're saying whole wave to me.
Let me, let me, let me, it's because you're the same, you know it's not.
So that's not a Red Fowl! That's not a Red Fowl!
Okay, nothing pilot's getting food or no. You need a beer and trim, yeah I know.
Crazy how you look so good, even when you're sick, thank you.
Chad, Ipapi is doing the Ipapi special.
Francis Selling.
Wait, what?
You're on TV.
Catch, I see if I can go up in the suite with them or not.
You think you say no, let me in or not?
Oh
Where's the lead? Oh my god he's right here.
There you go, there you go.
The Nevean Mall is literally the LeBron James of football.
PILO YOU DIDN'T MISS ANYTHING, BRUH.
GO WORRY, DUDE.
IT'S FINE NOW! IT'S FINE NOW!
Yes, Vanya!
Chattamite trippin' or is this a boring game so far?
Oleg!
Go!
Dude, why are they kicking back to the goal, son?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Chad, do you guys think football players get tired out there?
Oh!
Wait, what?
Oh!
I don't even know what happened.
Oh!
Throw got the sniffles today motherfuckers on that cocaine or maybe I'm sick
Just move excited for swimmer you tomorrow, take me.
Can I do I see a pilot's going to get napkins right now?
Come on Jimmy!
Come on Jimmy!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Okay, the game is not over. It's called half-time.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh
I think I'm still going to be shooting by tomorrow or not.
I got it, Steve.
I'm not faster than you!
Yeah, you're saying something faster than I'm saying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
I'm down.
I'm trying to have a sweep.
You'll have a sweep at it?
This is real?
I'm down, bro. Let me know.
I'll go.
Uh, DM, you know Drew Wolfe?
Thank you, bro.
Don't mind.
I put them all.
Hey!
Thank you, Mr. David Flitz.
Appreciate you.
Yeah!
Yeah, sir.
Hey, bro.
I'll do it.
Hey, tell Michael what's up.
I got you.
We should be coming back anytime now.
I was.
You're coming so bad, bro.
I don't know where he's at.
Is that Nick there, Cena?
Pilot, please get napkins.
Pilot, please get napkins.
That guy's a walker, bro.
Would pilot be mad if I blew my nose in his shirt?
Every connection...
Every state's...
Every story holds a power
Every celebration shift
Every move...
Every moment...
Every talk...
Every moment of the moment
Bro, I keep blowing my nose in the same simulation
No!
What's up, dude?
Yeah.
I want to talk to you.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
I appreciate you both.
Wait, Toby McGuire's behind me?
Yeah.
Wait.
He's not going to pretend to use it like this.
Of course, yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Here you go.
Celebrate the fans when you go to the Massage feed.
I'm awesome with that.
Hi, Lennon.
You're going to see us on the big screen, see us.
Yes!
We're going to see you on the big screen.
Come on.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Bad news.
What?
Can't know what happened after a while.
It's all good.
Good news.
Chili cheese dog, though.
You're sick.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
How do I?
You said you were in a situation where you had to do that
with a man who had a bad throat.
How do you guys stand by?
How do I eat my shit when she's gone?
Um, you go, I make you a whole big container.
Yeah, but where do I put the phone?
One, you hold this beer.
No, one you hold the container, and then two you go fuck yourself.
You hold the phone for a second, and then just get a little bite.
Yeah.
Did you shit on my hot dog?
Buddy, that's what you ordered, dude.
I don't know why you ordered chili cheese dog, and we got family real last night.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
So you have not been able to see the event in 12 hours?
So you only ran out 86?
No way man!
Oh you lucky!
What's up?
What's up guys?
How was your week?
Oh you're here, you're here!
Yeah!
What's up to you guys?
Let's go get the OPENING!
What?
The F-20 is just back!
And the F-20 is back!
I got an idea!
I got an idea!
I have an idea!
Go!
Do you have a player?
Do you have a problem here?
Like the next week?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Yeah!
I got it!
Wait, you want me to zoom out? It's 2x.
I got to hire me as a cameraman now.
Oh shit, alright, I'll see you guys.
That's not the best of us, John.
No!
That's not even our boat!
Who is that?
That's true breeze! I knew it was a quarterback!
You're a true breeze.
That's what you're talking about.
Saints legend.
For all the stars as stars.
Such as stars forever.
We need you.
To the ones who die.
You think you'll wait in here?
So we don't have to suffer.
Everyone's back.
Bad kids beat you up.
How do you do, Brad?
I'm good, I'm good.
Brad, you're good.
What about that?
It's a nice and simple person.
You got a lot of teeth.
I don't need you guys, I don't need you guys to take me.
That's a good reason.
That's two fucking freaks.
I want to say hi to him.
I know.
He has so much more of us.
I got you St. Mark.
True Prince Andrew St. Paul!
Yo, that might be the Max Koran this week!
You say all the truth, breathe, and I'll keep it up, keep it up!
You got a plan, Rose, man?
What?
What?
You say both?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You got it?
Get ready, come on.
That is not your thing.
Is that the tossing?
You got it?
That's not your thing, man.
You know what I'm saying, hide your trees!
Wait, that's in Bobby's head!
That's it, Bobby's down!
That's it, Bobby's down!
Your body!
Get your picture.
Holy Hormone!
Have a good rest!
We need help.
We need help.
We need help.
We need help.
Yo, rugs, what's the live line on Spain to advance?
Type it in the chat, no text me.
I can check.
I can leave.
I'm just saying.
Before I tell you, I'm going to get this off my face.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Please don't go back to the pit.
Hey, you're not gonna go back to the pit.
Please.
Please.
I have your money.
Rums! What is it? Rums, please!
Okay.
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
Okay, you said it.
Now, Ben, you're good.
I'm gonna go back.
And that's what I'm about to do.
Yeah, I thought you were making a little water.
Is that a mini-holster brother?
Runs!
Don't!
I've been in chat! I can't see text!
Now then, go ahead and get the shit out of here.
I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait.
Go!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here we go!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
You guys see what I'm doing?
No, I mean I don't have to say the mean anymore.
No, I can't.
Wait, Tyler, you said you said you were going to go home.
You sure?
No, I'm just going to say that.
Hold on just for a second.
Right here, right here, right here.
Right here, right here, right here.
That's to the other left.
Right here.
That is the special.
Permanent aptitude.
The phone's in 25 and you left it.
Got a new phone from the butcher.
Dude, I don't even want to look at that, bro.
Stop, you're going to have to show that?
The three fastest men in the world.
Lacey, Usain, and Noah.
You can't even walk.
We're on the highway to the right of the train.
Finally, we're on the highway to the right of the train.
This is the first time I've seen an airplane in the air.
We can't go this way.
Let's go.
No, no, no.
I have to sneeze again, man.
Do you know who this guy is?
Um, that's Noah Lyons.
He's the fastest man on earth.
Yeah.
Get the ball!
Does he know?
Oh listen, I told you, this is the only way you should ask that kid for a chicken dinner.
Can they change the order for you to get into?
Yeah, I agree.
Hey, excuse me.
Oh my god.
I can't see.
I'm going to drop this on the car.
Oh my god.
Don't ask that kid for a chicken dinner.
That's great.
I'm going to ask that kid for a chicken dinner.
I'm going to ask that kid for a chicken dinner.
You'll be at the last two of those.
You don't care what I did, kid?
No.
We're up.
I worked for you.
Put that glissi in my mouth.
I worked for you.
I'll see you in a minute.
I'll see you in a minute.
If France loses, I'm going to put a gildo on my ass and post it in your column.
I was hearing good news.
I hear a lot of news.
Where's the meat?
It's on the ground.
Please let me know!
Hey Boppy ask the ball!
I'm gonna take something, bro.
Oh.
Put me out there.
If Bobby's doing a whole lot of nothing.
Dude, this episode's gonna turn out so much better.
Light me a yellow card!
Yeah, your team is the best at blocking.
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not fit for that.
Dude, you know France, how I was doing it, right?
I have a team that's doing it right as well.
If you haven't watched it yet, you're going to get to hear a hot dog and do a cocaine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I haven't drank alcohol in here.
I've seen beers in here.
So you haven't had any beer or alcohol?
So you haven't had any drugs or alcohol today?
Have you had alcohol today?
No.
drugs today. Let's go friends.
We'll meet almost sport again.
I swear water doesn't help my sore throat at all
What is the meaning of tired, bro?
Oh my god, oh my god, stay!
No, no, no, no.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Oh!
I need reverting to hear my team's voice.
I wish we were on the same team, the same team would be cinema.
Like you saw in the past, that wasn't my school.
Yeah, because you don't want to go to my whole country.
You're not going to Spain.
Yes, I am from Spain.
Is that fucking shit?
That dude is a lunatic.
Hey, leave me! What's up, bro?
Good to see you again.
Wow, we're getting a lot more of it.
This is weird for us.
I was surprised to see what's in this one.
Let's see what's in this one.
I mean, let's see what's in this one.
I got a lot of those again.
Where's your shirt?
There it is.
Chad, what do you guys think the worst sickness in the world is?
OK, well.
Oh my god, let me go, let me go!
That's not a, that's not a red cow, that's not a red cow!
Obviously, cancer, Chad, you like, like, like, gave me sickness, like, like what's the worst symptom, sore throat, sore throat, right?
I think having a runny nose is hard.
I think we must have the accident here, it is.
I think about it, that sounds good.
Oh, where is Clicks?
Clicks is here.
Clicks actually can't.
Yeah, Clicks is here.
Who pulls the wires?
They can't handle him!
He had the game, he had the game!
If they showed up here, they're gonna show us that title!
Give us the game!
Oh my god, it's popping your trash, it's popping trash!
The face of someone who's about to lose five grand.
I was wrong.
The car ride home is going to be disgusting.
Not a guess.
Move.
Move.
You got it.
Out from space!
Out of space!
Out of space!
What?
Why?
Listen, here's what happened.
Why?
I wanted to dance on a honeymoon.
I was born in space.
I was raised in America.
Are you really just flying there?
No, I'm sure it's worryin'.
Yeah!
No!
Never about the over the next 70 seats, man.
All I like to call her is her over the next 50 seats.
Again, I always try to get to her.
Cassie and G.
She's my best friend.
I think it'll probably just be her best friend.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh my God!
One on one.
Thanks.
You got anything?
No.
That's not it!
Get the boat in the heat and get out the way!
Yes!
Let's go stay baby!
I'm gonna be paid! Oh my god, I'm gonna be rich!
Yo rums, what's a live spain money line?
You're gonna be the winner!
Pedro! Pedro! Told ya'll!
Drums, what's a lie? Money lie!
Guard!
Oh my God!
This is too much!
This is too much!
Look at it at the same time!
Minus 900!
Can they save us the pilot?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
2-0 is the most common combat in football.
Ah, that's a good one.
I'm sure.
I lose my house and fucking friends lose this.
Yes!
Love you!
Love you!
I would have been fucking paid. I would have been paid!
He's not off-sides!
Bro!
He completely shit on them!
That was not off-sides!
That was not off-sides!
You know, my Bobby's actually shit.
He's not, he's not scoring.
Bobby's trapped.
He's not doing anything.
Put me out there.
Well that was not offside, that was tough.
I told you, it was for Francis and a chance. Everybody was calling me crazy when I said Spain was the best team in the World Cup.
He's a traitor!
Hell no!
Oh, hell no!
How is that off-site?
Help!
Oh, fuck no!
That is not off-site!
They both had their arms out!
What are you fucking dictating, absolutely nothing!
What is it Bobby doing against Spain?
For example, nothing!
I'm on the main road, my next one.
I'll pay some sure.
I lost 255K, I lost 255K.
I'm working my car.
I'm hanging out with the fucking sick dudes.
It's gonna get me fucking more sick.
I don't like this parade right now.
So, I want to get my stuff in the car.
I want to get my stuff in the car.
I'm gonna do this over again.
I don't have that kind of deal.
I just need a meme to score.
Oh the meme's so nice.
I'm gonna do what?
5K on Blackjack?
Terrible again. Terrible again.
Terrible again.
I'm sure I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm sure I'm gonna be able to do that.
That's what it is. You're down number.
Oh shit.
I feel like I'm gonna go through.
Oh, and Moppy has the ball.
Moppy! Moppy!
You can't do shit!
The meat holds you!
How do I tell you this game's ending too well?
Maybe three of them.
This game might end three of them.
If Hoppy's gonna come back,
if Hoppy's doing his specials in H&M,
the Cowboys owner?
Why are they booing, Jerry Jones?
Why are they booing here?
2.5 KW again.
Oh my God.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Oh my God.
and you should have
oh my god
if Bobby just missed a wide open goal
if Bobby just missed a wide open goal
I'll give you guys his live facial reactions.
come on that's good
Oh, yeah
It's not bad. It's not bad.
He's coming.
I
I don't know how you say it.
you
you
you
you
you
So, uh, first two corners, players out.
Oh, no.
Hey, Bobby's coming.
Let me...
You know what's genuinely crazy, Chad?
How the mean gets past every player.
He's so much faster than every other player. He literally runs quite long.
What? What?
The medium ball with the ball reminds me of like a wizard with like a wand.
Fucking baguette's a nice little tower after today, they don't want to believe me.
That's what the meeting hall makes you look like.
Oh, it's holding up!
15 minutes left. How you getting over here?
Stay in line. Stay in that last one, Jack.
Ladies and gentlemen, today's opinions at this match
is 7,177.
Hey!
What?
You will not get down on it for the fun of it.
I don't think it's a Patrick in the way.
Oh, I bought these logs too much.
Wait, there's 70,000 people at the game?
Oh, we have a group of them at the stream right now.
Oh, no.
Dembilate free kick.
Give us some home, bro. Give us some home. Home, please. Oh my God. No place out there.
If you want that many viewers, let me know, no bro.
You know what they have noticed about football?
Every child of a player falls, they act like they're injured.
Oh my god, go!
Get off me!
It's in this, in this great game, man.
Oh my god, speed!
Speed! Here they come!
Get it back over to the lead!
He's got it.
Oh!
There's no space dominating this game!
He's got it.
He's got it.
He's got it.
Oh!
There's no space dominating this game!
The man is dominating this game.
I told you why. I've explained it three times already.
Because when me and Moore has been injured, he's just now getting his wheels turned in again.
It's not slow, sorry.
It's not slow.
It's not big enough.
It's big enough.
Oh, come on!
Here are the rest goats trying to rig it.
Please, break in.
This might be Lee's best game in the World Cup.
It doesn't matter, football's not really a story though.
And this is?
He has a shot on the plate that created a hole.
Oh no!
How did it hurt?
Hey Jack, can't pay for my pizza.
David Jacobson.
God is going to let me.
Yo, I love his movies!
I don't know where you're going at this man.
I had a question.
I had a question.
I hate that I can't table the dead.
I can't handle it.
Tell her and pop yourself.
You are.
You are.
Take her to McDonald's, maybe?
Or have her split the bill.
Not a bad shout, Chad.
Oh, wow!
Oh, wow, Dembรฉlรฉ!
Chad, is it geek? Is it geek?
Yeah, it's not the geek, girl.
Obviously, it's not the geek.
It's the geek.
No!
No!
No!
No!
Red Sox! Red Sox! Red Sox!
He's not the box to dance to.
He's the best.
Now how can that even matter?
He said no point in dancing right now.
Is it only a bat?
You always have the box to dance to.
Not bad.
Not even that bad.
You guys have a look at that?
Wow, what a play!
I think the Golden Stuck kicked in the face!
I think the Golden Stuck kicked in the face!
You
I am actually at that side of the school.
This is one of the cameras.
I'm on the line line.
Hello? Hello?
Yeah, you're welcome.
Let's get in the car.
Let's get in the car.
I'm on the line line.
I'm on the line.
I'm on the line.
I'm on the line.
I'm on the line.
Is that the other side?
You back?
You gotta help with the expression.
Oh my god.
Oh, I thought France could have been a little bigger. Let me.
I have no service on my phone to reach out.
I'm putting France flags in the chat. It's not gonna make them play better. Sorry, Chad.
I hate to break it to you.
Alright, we've got ten minutes left, baby. Baby, baby.
It's a bird! It's a bird! It's a goat! No, it's the medium all!
I don't think it's possible for Prince to come back.
Boppy's not good enough to play it.
It's okay, sir.
What did you do today, Boppy? For example, nothing.
Um, um...
Oh, it's OK, dude.
Tyler, it's OK, bro.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Whoa.
I should have fell there.
I should have fell. What am I yelling about?
Oh
Oh
No, oh no
Oh no, oh no
Damn, you know what I realized?
France has a weak ass crowd.
They're not even hype at all.
I haven't heard a single chant all day.
And Bobby, what are you doing?
Missing free cakes?
Put it in meee!
Can't walk.
I'm just kidding.
Oh, no.
I had no reason to.
Could it be you?
You're right, I couldn't.
Come here.
Oh my god, let me just shut his ass to the ground!
My god, they're not calling that? Are we serious? They're not fucking calling that?
That's a pen!
How is it not a pen chat? I don't get it. Maybe I don't know all enough?
I'm not sure what to try to do.
I'm not sure what to try to do.
You gotta get the camera off me bro, this is like...
Like what is Mbappi doing bro?
I don't ever want to hear Mbappi, you guys talk about Mbappi being the best in the world.
Let me connect.
7 minutes!
7 minutes!
Not bad, dude!
Look around, that's what all of the transplants live in.
So good, man.
This is the Mbappi Special!
Wow, the stage is dominating!
Ole! Ole! Ole!
Ole! Ole!
This guy is just shoving Lameen every time.
He should be banned from the league.
Let me just sacred human being.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I lost!
Japanese, you're Spanish, you're Spain.
No.
Where's the pilot?
Ah!
I'm gonna fix this.
No?
Hey pilot, where's your shot gun?
Check.
Okay, this is the pilot's t-shirt.
Oh, there he is!
Yay!
Oh, it's breaking.
Oh, so now it's in the casket.
Oh, man.
Whoa!
Yay!
Whoa!
Is that a quarter?
I ain't broke a kid, there's levels to this shit, there's levels to this shit, there's
was good as shit.
France is a good team, but Spain is a great team.
France has good players, they have embarrasers, they have
Dembole, they have always, but Spain has legend.
Pressure, pressure.
Good, go ahead.
Brants gave up.
What, Brants gave up?
Brants gave up.
We'll see.
We'll talk about it.
You know what's crazy? I put 10k at the start of the world cup on Spain winning it, to win 30.
Well, they're playing it!
How is that not a red car?
It's like a mulch leg!
Who is Spain's goalie? He's so good!
I'm alive!
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm so upset right now, I'm so upset.
Dude, why would I ever pat on the plans?
I'm so mad.
I've been sad but I'll have sweet dreams.
I'm so mad too.
I'm so mad too.
This is me.
I'm so mad.
You had a bomb there, right?
You're so f***ing nasty, bro.
Hey, bro, now we have a war for power.
Why did I get on fucking France?
Why?
Can I do one more thing, please?
We gotta do this a lot.
What do you have to do?
Handicap coming through!
We're about to do a hand right now.
We're gonna leave the stage for a while.
So sad.
How do we get out of this one?
Cause you're trash.
Cause you're trash.
Cause you're trash.
It's not bad.
Yeah, come on.
We are winning the World Cup!
We are winning the World Cup!
We are winning the World Cup!
Oh my god feels good to be a winner, bro. Actually generally feels good to be a winner
Wow
Wow
Dude in your mall should have scored bro get bullshit off sides call
I can go I can back in
we can't
put a second one
okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm coming back
remember one ugly chud, that lost all his money
go, hey, gokin' scary, am I right guys?
yeah, alright
I should meet you guys.
Bye.
Okay, pilot.
How do we get to our lot?
Excuse me.
How do I get to lot 11?
Thanks, family.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Come on, pilot.
Let's go.
Thank you so much. Thank you. Come on. Let's go.
I
Everybody said Mbappe this and Mbappe that. What did Mbappe do? Whole lot of nothing.
What did he do? He did nothing. Mbappe did nothing. He did his special today.
You can build a super team over there in France with your Eiffel towers and baguettes.
But guess what? You're no match for the baby goat Lameeniamal.
And England, Jude, Harry Kane. Give Spain England. Give us Messi.
messy anybody we're sending him home spades win in the world cup
England does not stand a chance against Spain. Spain's the best team. Yeah, come on. Can you do it while we roll?
Nice to meet you dude.
There's lot 11 lot 11 a lot 11
Let's do it, bro, let's do it. Thank you so much. Nice to meet you, dude
Feels good to work feels good to leave a winner
It really does the team that I've been rooting for since the beginning of the World Cup is now in the finals
It actually feels good and you can call me a LARP or say oh fake fan whatever you want
You can go back and find videos and clips that date back three four months before the world cup even started
Where I said I was going for pain going for Spain rooted for Spain the whole world cup
There's facts and there's facts to back it up facts. There's factual videos to back it up
I'm not sure at all. Excuse me, sir. What's a lot of leaven?
Yes
Back there, it'll be on your way.
Thank you.
I'm trying to cross the road.
Lacey?
He's got a man.
Is that Peter Mott?
Yeah, I think he's Peter Mott.
Wait, Pete, come here.
Why?
He's broke.
He's had fucking Peter Mott.
Why?
What's this?
What's up, bro?
You were at Old Perspain, too?
Yeah.
Yes, sir, that's what we do are the winners!
What are you going to buy, I don't know.
I want a ten bands!
What happened?
I got a picture of you.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Your sister nice to meet you.
You know, bro, you know England's gonna beat Spain.
No, they're not!
Wait, are you a Spain fan?
He said.
Pete, Pete, you got a route for Spain the whole time.
I will.
Okay.
We have the Pete luck.
England's beating Spain.
Fuck it, all of them aren't out here, dude.
I'm gonna share it.
Nah, I'm gonna do them out.
No, because now I'm rolling away.
Now I'm rolling away.
Now I'm rolling away.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I'm sweating.
I'll be sweating right in that corner.
Whoa, whoa.
All we gotta do is just keep going.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
How do I tell you how do I tell you
Yeah, I can see why roll
I
Do you know
You know you don't have to push me right
I'm in an electric wheelchair
Something I do man
Like you're comparing Jude Bellingham and Harry Kane to the goat of football Messi, what are you even talking about?
about and messy messy has someone on his side that makes him not able to lose
bro his name is Netanyahu
he even laughed
he even just fucking laughed
yo placey what's up bro
what's up bro how you doing
hi man
nice to meet you
hey
nice to meet you
is pilot a star lock
i think it is
i'm so sad bro
It's okay to be sad.
It's okay to be sad.
It's okay to be sad.
Jinx, you got banned?
For what?
For what?
For what?
It's called football, buddy.
Let's go Spain.
Let's go Spain.
Wait, didn't you have your TV? You in there too?
Hey!
Yes I am!
You lazy prune!
Hey, what's up?
What is it?
Apolito payaso!
Apolito who?
Payaso, payaso!
Yeah, it's like, it's like, um, yeah, um, chocolate.
You're still losing weight.
For free? For free?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, sure, thank you guys.
Can I get a picture of you?
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
Thanks.
Do you want to be in the picture?
Thank you, bro.
Speak.
Ah!
Do you want me to push you?
I got you in the picture.
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
Hey, give me that big picture.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
I got you.
Can you get a picture with him?
Yeah, for sure, bro.
No.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Got it, got it, okay.
Got it, hey.
Nice to meet you guys. Thank you guys for the snack. I don't know
I am streaming
Hey guys on the floor guys on the floor. Thank you, bro. Appreciate you
Yes
You got it nice to meet you bro. Are you coming?
Oh no, wheelchair, turn, turn signals on, turn signals on, oh shit, that's a kerb.
To the cookout, I can't today, I got FNCS today, it's game time.
I got spade no they're not I got spade of course yeah let's do it
Oh, Danny.
It did, Alex.
All right.
You got a block.
Get a block.
I'm sorry, sir, I'm sorry.
Did you get it?
Woo!
Nice to meet you guys.
Yeah, come on.
Let's do it.
Nice to meet you guys.
Come on guys, let's go straight.
Come on straight.
Marvin's Tick-A-Meat.
Go pilot.
Why are you looking so down bro?
I mean, I don't know bro, I just lost zero
What's that, how you doing?
I'm chilling man, I'm chilling
It was great, Spain won, can't complain
Oh wait, we gotta go through the grass again
Terrible
Through the grass, Paola, come on
Whoa, whoa
Whoa
I'm stuck
Highlight, I'm stuck
Highlight, I'm stuck, I'm spun out
Can you push me?
Highlight, I'm spun out
I'm spun out
Who's in the road? Spain?
Pilot push me you're gonna bring my wheelchair Spain Spain
Pilot pilot I'm staying this winning the world cup
Yes, please Rob. Yes, please. Oh not now. I got it
You gotta tell me back to you gotta tell me
Here well, I'll get up I'll get up. I'll get up. Just push a little baby
It's stuck in the mud a little bit. There we go. There it is. Thank you, bro. Thank you.
That's really helpful.
Oh, shit. Oh, no. Alright, pal. Come on.
Oh, gosh. I can't believe Spades has won that. Yeah, of course, man.
What are you playing?
I have to play good, I want to be better than the other guys.
Yeah, sorry, I don't do fanblessing, too.
Can I get a picture now?
What about?
Can I get a picture?
I'll beat you.
Nice to meet you guys.
Alright, fine, here's your car.
Try to break my car, bro.
Hold on, I gotta blow my nose before I get in.
Dude, we gotta make sure the wheelchairs in, we're like, we can roll from one end.
You wanna try to put it in the back?
Ooh, we have a shot.
And Max is out.
Oh, two gears, not much at all.
Like in the trunk?
Do you think it'll fit?
Yeah, yeah.
One, two, three.
Gotcha, I'm so sick.
XQC's cock got leaked.
We'll fit back there.
I need it.
Oh chat. Oh shit. We'll fit. Okay. Am I driving or you I
Think you should
You're sober, right? Yeah, bro. Do you turn to life? Are you sober dude? I wish I wasn't
You took your drugs today. Oh, it doesn't matter. I do if I was at this game
We're winning or if I didn't drive or we were swimming, bro
I would have been able to walk to the car.
Alright.
I'm gonna get in, okay?
Roger, I'm gonna stand out here and watch you fold it up.
I don't fold it up.
Bro, just you, it's easy to fold.
You watched me do it.
You just pull the bottom seat up.
Yes, like that. Harder, you little sissy.
And then you gotta tuck the feet in.
Is that gonna fade I don't think it's gonna fit in there
You know you need to get back to the gym, bro, it's a force of 40 pound wheelchair ironic
So maybe if you didn't have a fucking big brown box in the back
Nice drugs
Oh my god, it fits! I think it fits! It fits! It fits! It fits! It fits, Pete! It fits, Pete!
Guys, please! Guys, please!
Do you think I'm gonna hold all this? Do you think I'm gonna hold all this over you?
Are you serious? You're an ass.
L-Pilot, bro. L-Pilot doesn't care about handicaps.
Expand L-Pilot, he paid for your ticket.
I got it.
You say L-Pilot doesn't care about your friends?
What?
Caspeming L-Pilot, he paid for your ticket.
What's the bad news?
Where's my phone?
What?
You lost your phone.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Dude, you are a mess, bro.
Do you know how air conditioning is so hot in here?
It's so hot.
It's gonna come on.
There we go.
It's everywhere I can try.
I'm not sure you don't have that.
I'm not sure how much we're gonna go.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure how much we're gonna get.
It's not.
It should be.
It's like a shoe somewhere out there.
There's no tripod on it.
There's no tripod on it.
There's no tripod on it.
I can't use it.
I'm gonna go back to your place.
I'll be having to work that for a while.
We need to get a worst driver.
It's a tripod.
Oh my gosh!
Jason
Hey
And Bobbie did the and Bobbie did the he did the and Bobbie special bar. Oh for example nothing
I don't know
Yeah? Come back to the home?
No, I do not do.
Oh, yeah.
I thought you were robbing the house.
You thought I was robbing it?
Oh, no, I would never rob you, Bob. I would never rob you.
The food was good, though.
How do I say food was good?
Food and dog, food and dog.
There you go.
Yeah, no, I tore my knee, Bob.
Yeah.
Yeah, right there, that one right there, I tore it.
Now, okay.
You guys you guys enjoy the game Jack? Are you all sad?
Are you all not sad? I'm a little sad bro. I was 10 rocks.
Yo Lacey was good bro. What's up man? How you doing?
Yo I ran from the other side. You remember me? Oh my god yes.
Do you remember me? Yes.
I do I posted a clip
Can I be a take care of a caretaker? Yeah, we can work something out
How do I stay in contact?
Now just DM drew DM drew drew all 14 on Instagram DM. Oh wait, you know, that's my job, right?
It's a Los Angeles and we'll have a sleepover.
And you want to have a sleepover with my father?
Yes.
You coming to Los Angeles soon, Bah?
Yeah, I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Great guy.
Great guy.
Hey, I lost $1,000.
OK, I'll see you tomorrow.
I lost it.
I lost it.
It's you, man.
See you tomorrow.
Or we going back to school.
Bye, Bah.
I love you, Bah.
Well, I know.
No, can you take a picture of me in a decent amount, Bah?
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
Deptai.
Come on, step guy!
Yeah!
There he is!
I am!
I am!
Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
Bye bye!
Later boys.
Bye!
Aw, boss, so nice bro.
There's actually one awesome guy.
Okay, try it by itself.
Alright, that was a great time.
Don't put it on you?
Hey, why?
Oh, I'm not driving.
No, no, no, no, no.
No pilot, you are not driving!
I'm not driving after no pilot please no can you wait till you drop me off
What
No, you're in too deep, I don't need to lose my life
Because we're in 88's.
Okay, if you find the house keys then...
Yeah.
We...
Dude, if I lost my house, it wasn't locked in my house.
Look for the house keys.
Tyler, please, I'll drive.
Tyler, let me drive.
Tyler, I can drive, I drove here.
Where's the house keys?
House keys?
Where's my house keys?
You're not robbed.
Oh my God.
Why would I steal my house keys, you're grown.
What the fuck is this, a PSA3?
What?
Yeah, I found my house keys.
I don't want to try that.
Alright rock, scissors, scissors.
If I win, I can drive.
You can drive? As long as you don't do what you're about to do.
But if I win, I can do scissors.
No! I am not letting this car take...
Dude, all I have is one piss-ball right here, bro.
Let me hit this guy, bro.
No, you can do it as soon as you run me off no pilot. No, I'm not I'm not driving in the car
After you do a fucking line. No, I'm not driving. I will not be in the car
I will get out of this car. I'll call it Uber. I will call it Uber
I had to blow my nose bro do you check it's all a joke bro chat no one I was literally
from the last one.
How do you put these dollars?
Check it's all.
Why no we don't got money like that.
Yo what no no no.
We got money like that bro.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
No!
Oh my god, there's a girl in my fucking pants.
I got money like that, bro.
Oh fuck!
You know what I just spent?
Dude, I didn't even get an overhand for you.
Of course I will.
Brother, you are like...
There's something wrong with you, dude!
I'm sure.
I would have expired.
If I witnessed that, I think...
I'm not getting one inch, man.
I have a fucking cold.
Cold!
My wedding's like...
I have to hold my nose in each of my arms.
I think there's... I'm gonna insure it's back here.
Man, look at that. There's like...
Is there a black shirt under your seat?
This is like a...
Er, fucking...
You're what?
Yes, I'm not...
I don't do drugs.
You're a player who knows not.
Yes, I want to blow my nose.
That's what I use to blow my nose too.
What did you do with the shirt on?
I threw it back there.
There's not on it. I don't want to touch it.
What did you just let out, Jackass?
That's fucking disgusting.
There you go. Now it's clean.
Can we try?
You send me the address.
You know the name of it.
I don't know.
I have FNCS.
Wait, what time is it?
2430?
What am I gonna do for three hours
No three
3.5
At Jerusalem the exact amount of your time I don't even know much of this
I promise
Okay
It is hits I believe I'm not even not a blackjack
And it is hits there's there's no more angerness in me and like everything's good
You know, I think we might have went
You know, what if it doesn't
Man, we'll take our loss in that shit.
Cool.
Well, I'm just never betting on Malachi ever again.
That was so fucking bad.
I mean, you won't have to bet on a part of the four years.
That was fucking disgrace.
I had a skein turned into a bro by shit that's pain.
All right, this hits on that man, bro.
This hits on that man.
This hits on that man.
Why should we vote?
We got a shot.
We have a side or no side?
I don't know.
13 versus what?
13 versus 3?
See, it's good.
We had a side, so we had to go back there.
We had to get the small.
If I get that 2, I got to go back there.
It's fine, man. You only lost 100.
I was going back to the last one.
We have to do this.
You don't have to go back in.
You don't have to go back in.
No, we're going to the side of this one.
You know, we could just drive and go home, isn't it?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
We're going to the side of this one.
We're going this way, though.
We're going this way.
No, you're not.
Wait, it's going to be France first England for third place.
No, it's not.
It's going to be.
We are bringing it home.
No wonder France lost it had a gay cowboy cheering for them.
How much do you need?
Why are you doing $2,000 on hand?
Okay.
Peace.
What the fuck?
$1,770?
Yeah.
So that's my point.
Okay, so please don't question me for now.
I don't need your questions.
I want to bust it.
Okay, bust it.
Bust it.
Nice!
I won!
Okay, now can we please leave?
Yes, we're going, and then I can just send you this.
Okay.
Nice.
Dude, I think I'm even off all that.
Yes, now can we fucking leave the parking lot?
Can you please send me a place?
I asked you three times.
A place?
Well, if that's not just a place, I think I made it back.
So I'm only down my tickets, so I made my bets.
That's all that.
How far is it?
Only 30 minutes.
We're good, bro.
OK, 30-minute drive.
Wait, that's your phone?
Yes.
OK, that's my tripod, by the way.
I'm up terrible driving, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Cloak and gambling breaks in the parking lot.
It's crazy.
The winded drugs bro.
Guess we're fine. Guess we're fine.
Which way do I go?
Which way do I go?
Which way do I go?
Which way do you go? You're the one driving.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
And the way that I feel is amazing
It's amazing, it's awesome
And I like to say that you've got a ton of heart
It's amazing
You've got to be the one that saves me
And I wish
You're gonna be the one that saves me You're gonna be the one that saves me
Spin, Ben, is this enough? Spin?
Turn it up, turn it up.
Hell's Ben.
Turn it up, turn it up.
Yeah, yeah, you have to hear from me.
I'm sick, I can't.
I'm gonna put some waters.
So reach for waters in the next day.
Whoa!
You're not about treasure.
You're not about treasure.
I'm not. Oh my God, you're not about treasure.
My God.
I don't know how old those great monsters are.
You're not about treasure.
Texas!
Robert, is that you?
I've been in the internet.
Is this kid a beginner?
Really?
No.
What is it?
I know, it's good.
It's good.
I know, it's good.
You can do this, you know?
I don't know how it's made, but I...
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm just doing that.
What am I going to do for three hours?
I don't know what you're going to do, I don't know what you're going to do.
Alright, listen to this video.
I'll say you're going to stay here for three hours.
I'll say you're going to stay here for three hours, and I'll be hanging over.
There's a 40mm at home.
We'll do that, you saw them in up so much.
Alright, I'll say you're going to stay here for an hour.
I might entry and put up again for the dip cop marketing.
Yeah, yeah, okay, so I think what you do is like a really sick you don't play buff cam and then like
Maybe you'll end up playing here
No, I want to win
You can actually win
No, but I want to win
Yeah, no, it's the only way I can play
I'm not gonna be camping this time
Like there's no way
There's no way to get out
40-minute try this query
No, it's not the only way
You can say that, come on
What's your nap?
No, bro
But I'm not doing a nap segment, bro.
I might just end and respark in three hours.
Or, I know what you could do.
What?
How tired are you to have to skimp on a thing?
I'm not tired, I just feel like shit.
I'll show you how to do it on a tent.
Ten.
It's the only thing you could do.
What?
What is the thing?
I know, I'm cool, I'm cool, I know. I know.
Fuck you!
That's my mans. That's my mans.
Yeah, get pressed pussy pussy
My man's
There's my man's
I'm here
How about you suck this dick and drink my cum little pussy ass bitch?
He's saying goodbye you ain't your house
Hey big hip not so pipe bro. I'm only two bucks. I'm gonna fuck them up. Yeah, I got you for the Prince House
I was actually playing that, I don't even remember that.
And there goes my hot tub.
How many of them are in the bunk?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
How many of them are in the bunk?
Oh, God!
That's sick.
Hey, Slim!
Hey!
Hey!
Damn you to drive with another bunk!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god
Never. Take that back. Damn it. No one's on drugs. It's all a monster energy drink.
My mom doesn't let me drink this. I got a little caffeine in me. I don't want to be
a little bit excited. It's all fun and games. It's all fun and games. So you see a fucking
news story of me dead. It's all fun and games. No, no, no, no, actually it actually is. It's
all vibe terrorists. No, no, no. It's all a news story of me dead of a car accident.
Like I said, that would be hand down.
Oh my God, dude.
We said to be in the show, I don't know if you guys were here.
Dude, oh my God.
Pilot kills.
Slowly?
Yes.
Jack, imagine this.
Pilot kills Lacey in a car accident.
Whole world shots.
But if he was driving, he killed me.
Maybe one tweet with 500 likes.
If I did it, dude, we're fucking, fucking every tweet,
60K likes, bro.
Take tax everywhere, dude.
Me driving is like, is way worse.
That's it.
But if I killed you, bro, the world's exploring.
If you killed me, you know?
Oh, pilot down on a car accident, fuck.
Oh, that's not true.
Oh, no.
I would not kill you in a car accident
Because I would be sober.
I'm sober.
I'm on caffeine, enjoying life.
And I'm in my money bag for my bed.
All I had is just make you fucking drink with my game
and find out.
Yeah.
I'm getting my money back for my bed
chest, I'm a little bit happy.
Hell, Lacey, bye for killing me.
I know what would get the bargain up.
I don't get it, right?
And you wasted two of my shirts, Brad.
I didn't waste two of your shirts.
Two of my shirts.
We should have bent together.
Imagine how fun we would have had if we were bent together.
I told you that on TV.
I told you.
I told you to take us get away.
Well, every my chat was like, bro, right for all.
I didn't think you were coming.
Bro, I did not think you were coming, right?
And I was talking to my chat.
I know bald. I know bald.
Dude, you're like, we're not going to go news, news, news, news.
Yeah, I know. I already thought about going to get away.
And then, bro, you called me in the last second.
Saying, let's go.
If I if I knew I have a spanish jersey I was dangerous. I want to I want to spend you
We are stuck here for eternity
I didn't have this monster to drink I would be really sad driving over good
Like, I actually built this angel design.
She already kept it from pulling me into much money.
I got a high date tomorrow, bro.
Like, life's good, you know what I mean?
I thought you were going on a date.
I don't have any extra minutes.
So you're going?
Wait, what's her name?
I actually want to get it.
I actually forgot her name.
Where's my mom?
You forgot her name?
Yeah, I don't know who she wants.
So she's there.
I call her like too bad, because she's acting very bad, but very, very precious to me, so...
Is that your type?
No, hello, Jesus.
Is that your type?
No, I don't know.
I don't want you to be able to understand.
You say that that's your type?
That's your type?
You say she's in me?
No, I'm saying that's your type.
Alright, I'm going to take a screenshot.
She looks exactly how she does in person.
So, I don't want to leave you mess around.
Chat.
Do not lie great like
Like brochette do not lie. I hung out there one time
Tis huge
And like her personality kind of sucks
But what's wrong with her personality?
Like I hung out there like I like she was really hard to get like we went out to the party other thing
She looks 15. She's actually 22
and but we went to the bar together you can make it right here you have to get
over you have to go actually I got this
It was 2000.
No, we didn't have to do that.
Did you see that? That was the right, we missed it.
It was right.
It's when we redirected.
We're never gonna get it home.
We're never gonna get it home.
We're never gonna get it home.
We're never gonna get it home.
We're never gonna get it home.
No, everything's good.
It's getting easier.
Alright, next time we're gonna try something else.
It's the same thing.
No, 38 minute drive to 44.
Like, why are you driving?
That one's where it's stuck in line.
Hey, let's go to the right side.
More acid in your brain.
You don't want to put the bathroom in your brain.
I'm not showing you the right side of it.
Um, alright, back to the straight up.
So, I went to the bar with her.
It was impossible to get into the bar.
My friend, I came with two friends, right?
I left to go to the bathroom for two seconds, right?
And next thing you know, both of my friends are with girls.
Okay, I knew like go in this con section or right go past the gun
That's in the cones, okay, okay
I'm not a rose
I
Drive on killing my job, bro
Not really my PR on Christian bro. I read the Bible
restaurant
I don't remember my story. It was hard to get under the bar. Okay
Okay, it was hard to get to the bar and then I came with two friends I go to the bathroom. Oh
Oh, I remember this story.
I'd go to the bathroom.
I'm literally in there, like the line was super deep.
I'm going right by the way, but okay.
I don't know if you can see that.
I'm just, uh...
I can't just die.
Here we go.
Um, so it was hard to get in the same bar.
I came with two friends.
I'd go to the bathroom, the line's long.
I'm in there for like 10 minutes because
everyone wants to just do cocaine in the bathroom.
And the stall's too short.
I didn't even do it that time because I was actually nervous to hang out through it, you know what I'm saying?
So like I was actually trying to be mellow, not too fucked up, right, better?
And then ten minutes I come out, two of my friends are with girls, and I'm like,
alright, there's no way they pull. There's no way they pull, right?
Like, I'll be back with my friends in a second.
These motherfuckers pull these bitches. I'm sitting alone at the bar for two hours.
Texas girl where you got this bitch is hammered bro. This bitch is just hammered
Texting me you don't call girls bitches. This women's women. This women is just hammered like text me
And I said come here here here
Is she like
What is she is she well I get to show you the text
Well, I'll show you that for you.
Well, like, it was so hard to understand where she was at.
She kept squishing spots.
But then, like, these spots didn't exist, and they kept saying closed.
So, like, finally, I meet up with her, but it was 10 minutes before the bar closed.
And I'm alone, by the way, for two hours.
I don't want to talk to girls when my vibes are killed.
I'm sitting at a table by myself.
Obviously, I'm going to drink.
I'm about 14, but I guess it's deep.
And I have to Uber.
I have to uber so I go to uber me and her friend and then like that's good or
after so I can get to know me get to know you more her friend didn't like my
jokes that I was forcing back a spray of tea and like so I was cutting out there
for an hour and I was at the shittiest thing so you guys want to get to know
each other at a after party yeah and well it was supposed to be like a calm
11 out like Rose was gonna chill bar. Okay, maybe about 11 just hang out talk like a drink whatever
But like she had like three of her friends like they went out like it's a Saturday night
And then like her friends in the backseat of the Uber
I'm in the front seat and just keep making jokes flooring the car
It's gonna be the longest story of all time
So moral the story is her friend was terrified of me
But I know the girl liked me so now I have a dinner date with her tomorrow if I can afford it
So are you gonna be sober on your dinner date? No
What's fuck no dude
Fuck no she know you're you're like a like a drug addict. I'm not I
Was a little drunk and she knew that I said let's have a date run not drunk
Bro, I'm already four miles away, I'm very gone, dude.
There's a nice spot.
So yeah, I know.
I got a dinner there tomorrow.
I'm gonna go there.
Of course, I'm not gonna be sober. I can't talk to you real sober.
That's a problem.
Oh, nice. A little extra four minutes in the drive. Not a bad shot.
Not a bad shot.
So we went from a 30-minute drive
to a 48-minute drive.
Oh, this is very fun.
Very fun, very fun.
Missed about three turns here.
As long as we're having a good time there, right?
Yeah, yeah, a great time, yeah.
40 fucking 8-minute drive.
Literally, literally, you can travel to fucking Houston with this time.
It's gonna be a lot of things before you go to New York.
You know, I got two prostitutes in game in Vegas.
And they were really expensive.
When I went, I went last week to pick up money to, uh, meet the mic.
And then yeah, but chat, are you in-game?
Oh, I don't promote anything.
I'm gonna predict right now that within the next 10 years you'll be in jail for something.
Just for psych, like, eventually you're gonna be in jail.
For what?
I don't know.
It's gonna be something, though.
Like, I don't know what it's gonna be, but you're gonna eventually be in jail.
What do I do this for?
What do you do that's bad?
Oh, I play for an entertainment.
Do you want me to list the things?
Yeah, go ahead.
Okay.
um don't lie though oh drugs um drugs kill my pure some more bro you said you want me to listen
kill my pure more bro you want me to listen or no hey just lie in my name like you like you
say they're from spam you want me to listen or no oh the lie drugs the lie dui i would never
We can drive
Also lie you're the one lying drugs DUI
Illegally gamble money laundering
Constitution like you're gonna like fighting you get a bar fight. You're gonna end up in jail
I asked for the good end up in jail ever ever got the bar fight. I guess for the guy's gonna blow
My your children, bro, dude, I got my life under control
Well, I'm just rolling the blame, bro
You know I'm saying let the man party. He's 36
I'm not he should not be focused on letting the man party acid thing
He should be focused on starting a family. The crazy thing is I dad don't even party, which is insane
That's what people don't believe me. I hate clubs and I hate like tight spots a lot of people the loud music
What I do like
It's just calm nose beers
With a couple vacus rights at just a chill bar. You know I mean how okay actual like like be like barely
Be honest don't lie. How often do you out of seven days of the week? How many days do you get drunk?
Dude, I went sober for my fight fight. That's not what I asked
I know but I mean race in your normal life. Okay, not training for a fight
No, boy. How many days out of the week are you all are gonna say cap and happy dead serious my cities
Minus the last week and a half because I went to Vegas and LA not I'm being serious
I'm serious, my sir.
I'm sorry, my roasters are dead so...
Chad, I can't answer neon's call, I'm streaming off my phone.
Alright, are we back then?
What?
We're back?
Yes, we're back.
Okay, here, let's see if we can do some interviews at the back.
I'm being serious, my sir.
I literally am probably drunk once a week.
Call Cabway 1.
There's a liar.
Holding this up for a second.
What?
Who a liar?
Okay.
How many days out of the week?
Call my phone, crap.
Jack, please tell Neil I cannot answer. I'm using my phone to stream.
Oh dude, it's how much I'm friggin...
Yeah, because we've been driving.
How many days of the week are you under the influence of either drugs or alcohol, hypothetically?
Seven?
Oh, any sense?
Or should we have, bro?
Irvine, so you do drugs or alcohol seven days a week?
Alright, how many hours of the day would you say you're under the influence of something?
Like, if there's 24 hours in a day, you're probably sleeping for six to eight of them.
I don't really know what you mean to me.
Highlight?
Yeah.
You're not, no it's not.
Hold up, I'm not sure what you're talking about anymore.
Because they all have more light, like, effective lights.
What do you mean, light?
So, like, say you were taking, I beg to you, I don't take any of this.
Say you were doing a campaign check.
I'm also on my advocating, and you want to do drugs?
I don't do drugs.
Drugs are here to get after you.
That's a lot of it.
But, if you're saying like the hours I got, there is no way.
So, if you were to do fucking say a nose beer,
you're gonna be under the influence for 10 to 20 minutes.
What the fuck is a nose beer?
I'm not gonna just...
Oh, okay, okay, okay, I got a nose beer.
So, you're gonna be technically high for, you know, 10 to 20 minutes.
Rather than saying you're taking, say, an Adderall XR,
you're under the influence for 12 hours.
Say you're taking the Z-man sure, under the influence of probably gages and others, y'know?
It all varies, you know what I mean?
So like the time frame thing is just...
Okay, so how many gays out of the week would you say you have like, just a like, nice little nose thing?
It depends on the day.
Say, say there's days where I'm stuck in bed, I can't get out, I don't want to hang around.
This is gonna sound...
Oh, this is sad!
This is gonna sound like a fake story.
And...
This is...
This is probably not my product, so I don't...
I actually feel bad saying it's untrained.
I'm hoping I can't watch it.
So, say I had a long day, like two days ago, like the program, I had a long day because I flew in that morning,
I had three hours of sleep, I was on a four-day bender,
and then I had to do that 12 hour train, talk to people, whatever.
To wake up for this train, I don't even want to say this word, don't make me different by telling you this.
To wake up for this train?
Yeah, to wake up for this train.
To what?
to keep an eye out for me, but I'll be serious.
I won't be keeping an eye out for you.
I mean, look at you like you're crying for the space.
We're home. Ciao.
You guys have to answer on the phone.
I had a wake up at 10.15.
10.15 a.m.?
Yes.
So, I have my alarm on my nightstand next to my desk.
With the gator line.
What?
I gator-
So, I would not be able to undo the alarm unless you're hit by a new HL.
So, to get out of bed tonight, I had to-
So, in order- So you got days where you can't even get out of bed and in order to wake up and-
I was tired, bro, and I needed a-
Fuck.
So there's just days where you can't wake up unless you're doing the other spirit.
Well, now that it all comes down, I've done that to me too.
I'm not an athlete.
How can I quit every drug for five months and train for bicycling?
Be fine. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me how you made that conscious decision.
Bro, you're a polite dude.
When you know you're going to you're gonna go through like physical and mental is that in coke chat
How would I be able to do it, bro?
dude
Yeah, I lost but it's like yeah, I relapsed but that was like a mental decision. It's like yeah, we're just like lapsed
Obviously, so if you quit drugs and alcohol for five months, why don't you just perm a quit because I wanted to fucking jerk it
We can see the events by the way. Yes, because dude. I wanted to jerk it. It wasn't fun. Listen. What is breaking?
I can't get his TOS to say it. You mean like?
So bro like I was not having fun like it was just and like dude train for that fight bro
I'm retching it's so bad
I try my my bro. I actually get my home like in
But I don't know if I do this boxing
But it is probably the most absolutely infiscally taxing work I have ever done
So, not only was I waking up every day and cleaning my ass off, but there was days where I'm getting my ass off.
You don't think that your life would have been better if you just never touched drugs again after that?
No.
No.
Because I was like, actually so depressed.
For so long.
I'm not actually in my room.
All I'm saying is, dude, boxing is one of the things that's got it.
It's like, bro.
Boxing is just so physically taxed like taxing mentally everything imagine waking up, bro
Yeah
And you're like I'm doing hard cardio like dude my cardio is crazy
Yeah, I was able to run like no bullshit eight ten miles like white like just a light dog. Yeah, good
And I'm like I'm sparring
ten three-minute rounds no joke
But I'm getting my ass fucking B
by just actual, like, pros.
So, like, I'm getting my ass beat every day
while I'm waking up and then I'm going home
and I'm streaming to my viewers that, like,
despise me and wanna, like, it just hate me.
So it's like, imagine waking up.
So you're saying you're Chad's three new jokes?
No, well, if I didn't, I'd f**k myself.
But, so, that five months I was sober,
Going through witch rolls
training my ass off
Getting you were going through withdrawals, but you said you're not addicted I
Can get through fucking witch rolls and not be addicted. It's helping a man
I'm sucking up. Not up like you're good, but like imagine bro. Lacey imagine you had a chat that fucking hate it
You know, I do you get TTS. They're like I do okay, so I just said that I was gonna die in a car
They started celebrating exactly so imagine on top of that you had to wake up
Work out to the point where you're gonna throw up
Wow getting your ass just be handed to you, bro
And then you have to go home you feel like shit your head hurts
And I'm like you stream to people that are just like fuck you. I hate you blah blah blah so like
It was just a horrible mixture and then I lost and it just made it way worse
You're not meant to.
You just started doing drugs again.
Have you ever seen like a therapist or...?
That's what I've seen.
I think you should try to perm a quit drugs.
No. Because I did it for five months.
It wasn't fun.
But what if you quit drugs without doing
all the gym stuff?
Not doing the gym. That's what I need to do.
I need to get back in the gym.
Because I fucking broke my back.
Have a friend here.
It's not expensive?
Okay. Hypothetically...
How much do you spend a month on drugs?
Barely any.
Hypothetically?
Dude, there's a method I know.
And I don't think I can say I'm trying because I won't be able to fall over again.
You give me a minute, maybe I can say it real quick.
I
Don't have a bad person
Yeah, man
Yeah, no
Where do I go here though?
You're actually sitting next to a maniac?
Yeah, I am. I don't know.
How am I a maniac?
How? I don't get it.
I don't understand.
What do I do that's so bad?
All I do?
Y'all are tripping.
Can I go right here, by the way?
I think genuinely deep down I have a good heart
you're not going to react
I don't need it
bro do you see me genuinely as a bad person like someone that would harm someone
do bad whatever like you know what I'm saying like okay do you want to be honest
yeah unintentionally yes
I don't know.
I look out for like, well, I'm not gonna be honest, I don't have any friends.
But dude, the people I do have, I look out for them.
I put people before myself.
And I always see other people before me.
Yeah, but here's the thing, pilot.
You're so worried about, do you think I would harm anybody else?
But what you really need to ask yourself is, are you harming yourself?
I got deep.
I got deep.
I got deep.
I got deep.
I got deep.
See what I'm saying?
Right.
Cause what if you're fucking, what if when you turn 35, you die?
Okay. I had this conversation a few times with my chat.
Let's be honest.
If I were to die in the next five years,
Right. This is like kind of fucked up as a...
In ten years, you already know what's gonna happen.
What?
I'm flipping patties, bro.
What are you making?
Bro.
We're working.
You're flipping patties in ten years?
Bro, we're working.
Bro, we're working.
Dude, you just...
Bro.
Dude, you just hit for 300k?
Dude, I always have to admit, bro.
Listen, ten years I've worked for a real job, minimum wage, flipping patties, fuck it.
Right?
And then I'll be known as a normal dude. I already died in the next five years. I don't want to die in the next five years
You're right. I've been known as like the cool guy who's shooting for a little bit like you know
So you so you're saying if I died in the next five years
I'd have more aura if I made it to 35. That's all I'm saying. What?
Like it would be way better. To who though?
Dude like Matt Bro
You don't give what I'm saying. I do but like who at the end of the day
If who cares that when you die if you have aura to other people because what if you didn't what if you didn't fulfill what you wanted to fulfill in life
So if you die in five years
What do I want to fulfill
Is that's about the answer
That's really I'm not really chasing
I mean Michael's always been just have a family
It's like the main goal, I feel like, to put another human being on the Earth.
Because even when I die, I could still have a version of me on the Earth.
And I'm probably going to have a kid that goes to like the NBA or some shit.
Yeah, I mean, you know, make friends with someone who's a little bit more...
It's like that goal, bro.
So what's your goal exactly that's that's what I'm stuck on
That's that's from loss. I wake up in the morning like
Dude, there is three days from like I
Just I was very comfortable we go to the gym
That's our idea need to refine the purpose of life and a new goal
You said
So gays don't feel too empty. There's a lot of times, you know, I say you lost your hunger. No, I just
Maybe it's a progress thing
I'm grateful for what I had and we're on that
And I don't know if it's like a I guess happens with the new gamble. No, it's not
I don't know if I'm greedy, but it's like I just want more hungry
Well, I don't care about money. That's the craziest thing. I really don't care about money. Generally
Like I blew half of my dollars in a night and I'm like I was like I'm not
I'm there for you're fucking punching a seat because your bed didn't hit today
Okay, but that's only because I'm a winner
But like I generally like I like winning
It's not even money, bro. Like I'm being so serious. If you have any 10k, I like I don't even think it was like
I don't care, you know what I'm saying like
Okay, so you don't care about money you're saying bro all of I care about bro
is like, doing good in life and being proud of the person you are and things you can achieve.
Yeah I mean, just, just be great.
That is a great mindset to have.
Focus on growth, character, and achievement, and everything else you should be able to do.
Who the fuck is that?
What the fuck? Does that have an art?
I don't know who that is. It's Gemini.
Thank you Gemini.
That was Gemini.
I'm pretty sure that's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, that's what I'm just saying.
Because dude, I think it's because of that. I think living by myself.
Wait, you're moving to LA?
Yeah.
Oh, Chi Chi.
Yeah.
You're imparting every night, doing the rams, your hugs,
trying to pop all the ecstasy.
No, I don't have any clothes up there.
I'm doing strictly constant work.
I can't make it back.
I'm gonna get propped in half an hour.
Fuck, bro.
Oh, that's not pretty.
Holy moly, it's not time for another one.
I don't believe it.
You don't need plugs in LAO.
I don't know, maybe I'm thinking about that.
I'm thinking about that.
I actually want the therapist.
Yeah, but what if you, but like, the therapist, a therapy, therapy's a waste of time.
But like, the therapy's a waste of time if you're not ready to change.
Like, you can't even admit that you're an addict.
The thing is, like, I would have been an addict if I'd relapsed in my training.
But I know how to stop an addict from running.
And that's what all addicts had.
I would have been doing my boxing fight for five months and I was like,
I need this now, or I'm dead.
Robin, I've proved everyone wrong.
Five months sober, no drinking, no law.
I didn't want to try to drink whenever I was drunk this morning.
Um, like no drugs, like I cut everything out for five months.
No one's saying I can do it.
Wait, someone named Katie in the chat said,
my brother said the same thing as Piley, and guess what?
He's dead now.
So, dude, I mean, I know that for a second,
I know I am.
Thank God.
Yeah.
I'm real good at what it means for me.
If you want another nose be right now, we are on the fucking highway.
That's actually a little awkward there.
Chad, if anyone feels bad for you Chad, I promise you're right.
I'm sure.
He said what?
Dude, I don't want anyone to be bad for you bro.
Guys, like, god damn it, I mean, I, like, everything's good.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I don't need anyone, I don't need your advice.
I don't think I need to use this for fuck's sake, to be honest.
I don't believe people who give a fuck, Bert.
I don't know how to thank you.
I think you're in another jail.
Oh, I don't think you live in jail?
Or the U.K. are ass-taken.
Bubba.
Honey.
I'll let you know.
I'll send you an address.
I'm not going to libraify when I drop you off.
I'm just going to read you a bit.
What?
I'm just going to read you a bit.
You're going to read a bit?
I'm going to go for the hand and go for the free.
Let's look at the face I think.
I like going to get an ass beer in jail for love of me.
I'm just going to get a drink.
Dude, chat.
Does anyone have a chat cast?
There's a segment bro where they're actually doing bunch of beer unless you're so long.
What was that? You put beer in the asshole?
Can you get drunk for that?
Yes, you can get drunk real quick.
No way!
Dude, you know like you put shit in your like, your butt and it hits you guys on the wall.
So if I pour tequila in my asshole, I'll get drunk?
Yes, it's getting against that bro.
I need to water drunk, I need to run.
Oh shit.
I can't wait to move out until I get drunk.
We need to come out of the hotel.
Hey, where are you moving?
I don't even know how it's like this.
Oh no, don't say the address.
I don't know.
But like, you know what city?
I don't know.
North of L.A.
South of L.A.
Hey, who's in your house?
I was in the adventure.
I'm gonna need that jelly bomb, raw dog, and a hammy.
Lot of people dropped that one.
Lot of people just were scared of a little bit of an animal.
Ooh.
Why don't I hear him?
Chad, would y'all be scared to live a pilot?
He's moving the skid, bro.
I don't hear a hole for a year, y'all.
We're just pussy's.
Do you feel like you're actually scared when you're by me?
Sometimes.
Why?
Because I'm the lifer of my life.
Wow.
We got a plot on her.
You get it?
You know what I mean?
You get it? You get it? Mind set?
I don't know.
Dude, you just got a plot on her.
What's a plot on her?
Like, I don't think.
You get it?
No matter what happens, you're like, you're going to make it, and you're going to spot a plot on her.
No.
Do you have that?
I think I do.
Test it? Dude.
Wait, you think you're invincible?
No, bro, I think no matter what happens in my life,
I'm going to succeed.
I mean, oh, that's different, yeah.
Platter. Like...
I gotta get out of here.
Platter.
I thought you meant like you were fucking invincible.
Bro, I need to take medicine.
Oh my god, I can't get to Clicks Place.
I didn't think about this.
What am I gonna think?
You should be there.
I don't have a key.
Shave your beard, I'm going to when I get back.
No, no, no, I think I have to make it 20 minutes back.
I'm on a farm so it smells like a car.
No, why not?
I didn't.
So it smells like a car.
It's actually cute.
It's so fucking bad.
It smells like a car.
It's not a car.
It's having me sit here.
I can't even tell.
Dude, I'm getting 6-2-1 in a Smoky Pizza Mom-Chuck ass.
I told you you were gonna get sick.
I was gonna say I would get 6-2, bro.
Yeah, you're gonna get 6-2, bro.
It was worth it, though.
If France won, I would have been mad, but since Spain won, it was low-key worth sick.
I wish we could sit together and go into the game.
We're pushing the med together, bro.
How am I gonna jump up and down?
Oh, that hurts.
Dude, man.
Can I maybe cook for Shimmer you?
It's not idiot.
Dude, this is about it.
You go, get an aquil, and there's just some, oh I guess I need a brand, there's just random
flu and cold like Tylenol, big yellow pedal, I take regular sleep, I check two bottles
of water and then an emergency, which is like two thousand like, it's like two thousand
and a little bit of calcium, I drink that regular sleep, I always wake up kind of way better
better than a weight-o-metric, better than a urgency.
And I take a lot of time off, but I always use my-
I don't know what type of fucking magical medicine this is,
but every single time I'm in sick, I tend to just save my every time.
I'm gonna get some good medicine.
Look at that, I'm saving four more minutes.
I'm gonna be out of this.
It's so stressful.
This is actually good advice.
How is that that nice?
Got some onions in your socks tonight?
Does that actually work?
What does that answer for that?
A.
What do you mean by that?
Is this your name?
Oh wait, what's my name?
This line should probably be from that.
Oh I don't know.
What's that?
A letter.
I'll call the cops, I'll just make that an insult.
Bless you.
There's two sick ducklings, one winner, one loser.
Take airport? Well I wish there was like a magic medicine I could take to where I'm not sick tomorrow.
I just told you.
Rambo, okay so what is it called?
Roy, I say to be sure because it's a certain brand, I've had the same sickness.
Four times, and I woke up...
I hope.
Every time.
Every time.
Every time.
Every time.
You might feel better tomorrow.
I mean, I hope because the last two days have been fucking miserable.
We get so sick of five.
Oh, I don't.
I never get sick.
Dude, we're almost there.
Matt, you're spitting too much of a crap right there.
That's why it's so fucking annoying.
I never get sick.
And then right before Streamer University, I get fucking in a wheelchair and sick at the
same time.
So worse shit ever.
I see one of them.
Did you actually hit a big house?
Yeah, I did.
Nice, bro.
Permission, bro, please.
Holy traffic.
Permission.
Permission.
Oh my god.
You need help. You need help.
You're a sick fucking man.
Oh my god, it did time just went up by 4 minutes.
You're not playing the camera right now.
You're gonna blow my nose.
You're gonna get me sick.
I gotta keep blowing my nose.
And now you're gonna blow my nose.
You're gonna blow my nose.
You're gonna blow my nose.
I'm gonna blow my nose.
You're getting me sick, I gotta keep blowing my nose.
And they say they need a hero to save us.
I'm not gonna let you away.
Are you at least a discipline?
I'm not, my head just really hurts.
Oh, yeah bro.
I'm not gonna go really hurts.
And I just want to go to fucking bed.
Yeah, I think you had a respawn.
Yeah, I had, I'm my end of respawn.
I have two hours, bro.
I just blew my nose on the samshares you bruh.
Fuck.
So bad.
So gross dude.
How do I just blow my nose on the samshares you bruh?
Yeah.
Are you flippin' next time?
Yeah, I think you're uh,
I think uh, your best bet would be to end it.
Uh,
restrain.
I don't know if that's a good idea, but
can you post me?
I wanted to do one of those shows. I'm ending FNJ up because I want to listen to you. I just actually wanted to end it at the drive.
We just took an hour drive, bro. We literally just went on an hour drive.
Yeah, bro. I just want to make that joke one time.
Oh man. That was just so funny.
I felt so bad the other day, bro, because I was doing a beauty party with Bucky at the fucking Pro Am.
And we had so many people like Anna set up like it was so much you may like seven people are set up like
and true
True came us here, but he's like 80 month like Walker hang out you really have so far again
No one and like I wanted to say yes, so bad, but there was just literally like no chairs Wow
Well, and I felt so bad like I almost just got my own 70 like a finger true
Like I told Bucky I was gonna like do wash your dog felt so bad
So you told Drew basically, fuck off.
No, I was like, I had like an expensive situation.
I was like, dude, like, I told him I was doing party with him, bro.
He seems so sad, bro. Poor Drew.
That's the first time I've seen him.
This ain't no pie, bro. Chat, like, imagine,
imagine you told Clicks that you're doing, like, so-and-so,
and then one of your other friends was like, hey, man,
like, can I, like, do this or do,
and you're ditching your man for like, you know what I mean?
You know, every time you pull your nose, you just like, you just like ramble for like an hour.
Is that normal?
You just start fucking yapping and yapping and yapping.
Alright, it's playing a quiet game.
You wanna play the quiet game?
It's playing a game that my parents used to make me play.
When they used to do drives in those places, they'd just call them,
Shut the fuck up, you're all dead.
It's that nose beer talking?
This has actually been the longest car ride of my entire life.
I'm just trying to make everyone happy and enjoy the time.
It just won't go bad.
Can't take one of you at least enjoy a little bit of car ride.
Wait, is there even a point in playing the division cup?
What is that?
You guys can call it really, man.
I came to play the Finals.
Why?
Who are you?
Oh, dude.
I don't know.
There's a sign you can get.
And then you can kind of...
You can play it.
And turn it into yours.
You know, my car's like doing this weird stall thing.
You gotta pick that up.
You don't play that every week?
I'm not doing what you think I'm looking, bro.
I just want to, like...
I'm doing bro. Like don't push him like I is this okay. It's fine. Is that is this my
I date Tom Brown.
Yes, I have a date.
Yes, I'm a fool.
What's up?
What are you doing in Shalom?
I have a friend on this.
Wait, wait.
Hey!
My god, we're so close.
It's this fucking traffic.
I'm so hyped for you to get out of here man.
I'm so hyped for you dude, I'm so hyped for you to get out of here.
I'm so hyped for you to get out of here.
I can't even go to bed.
Bro, I just want to die.
I'm so hyped for you to get out of here.
Get that wheelchair out of here.
Dude, I'm not helping.
Yes you are.
Chad, type one of us should not help Lacey get the wheelchair out of the back seat.
Or out of the truck.
Type one.
Type one to watch slivers struggle.
I didn't know Dallas had traffic like this, bro.
It's not that really complicated.
Thank you.
Wait, okay, I do have one fucking request.
Do you put me on a woman matter?
I think she has like a man now.
That news better.
You said that news?
For real, yeah.
That's the same...
That's the same...
That's the same...
That's the same...
That's the rush-off that there you go..
What is it?
Is that a sphere?
You're going with that one?
That's it.
That's it.
That's what you call a chain.
Dude dude, this is how you do it.
I'm sorry
What does it feel like a fucking state?
What if she wants appetizers in the state?
Why do you have a credit card?
Huh?
I have a credit card
She have her address and her credit card?
No, I have a credit card
So like, if the bill goes up too much, I just put on a credit card
Maybe you should go around and start mowing lawns and shape fraction bread
I just remember I went there in the port, it's like one of those resorts where the portions are so small.
Yeah, yeah. But they do give out free alcohol at the bottom.
Champagne, right? It's like champagne, right?
No, it's like, you're just like fucking tequila service in action.
I can't like, go on and walk another, get in there bro, and that night, go move, chat, chat, chat, get shit done.
Of course that's a problem for you. Bro, I guess anybody wants to go to a restaurant, spend $60 and then they get one little tiny piece of fish, and then they convince you it's worth $60, just because it's called goat and flanked fish tartare, like what?
this song is actually beautiful bro
dude this is a song of man you're H2 dog
you know it's a sad song but it's one of those songs where it's like
candles in the room bro
are you gonna play this tomorrow after your date?
no I can't let her mind farm as she should
Yeah, go for it.
Take this.
The song's about a guy that got cheated on and he like misses her and shit around.
It's a really, it's like a sad song.
But it's like, it's just beautiful, bro.
I can't even understand it, cause it's spinning.
I know, but like, just the vibe you get from it, it's just like...
He's like saying like, I miss her and shit, like how could she be that shit?
You try to fuck me.
I'm gonna say like I just came out and show off
This is an expansion I know what he's saying about me.
I don't know what he's saying.
What's happening to him?
Bro, this is actually the longest car I've ever been out of my life.
Moving bro.
But here's this, can we look at positives in life?
Yeah.
We're seven minutes away.
Yeah.
You're Spain, the country, you're born from, one.
You create support from your chat.
You only got, I look at your chat for like 10 seconds, you only got a couple of seconds
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Make a little bit tipsy and that's right follow me like every when I sex this guy, but if it doesn't work, then
I think, I mean, bro, I'm gonna be honest. She'd be crazy not to fall in love with you.
My dad makes me watch her streams as a punishment.
No, I'm fine with that. I'm just doing it.
Is that gonna get everyone?
Uh, man.
What the fuck is this line?
We actually made a chat.
Yeah, I think it's everyone.
Fuck.
For what?
Yeah, you'll have to go left here.
Yo.
Fucking retard.
She'll have her pussy.
She flipped you off.
For what?
You're taking the left?
Fucking water.
Fuck.
I'll hit you now.
Oh, this is a crazy view.
LPR.
No, I would...
Shave your head.
Fuck that dude!
Okay, as you drive, Merton, the fucking right leg seat, what did I do wrong?
Linker was on a merge over and I had it after five seconds.
You stopped in the middle of the street before merging.
Fucked her.
Oh, you beat it, man.
Anything I can do?
No, I thought you could do it. I just was a little worried how efficient it would be.
You're gonna push that? Which way do you go?
Straight, isn't it right at the light?
Wasn't it?
I'm broken, I always say wasn't it?
Wasn't it?
Hey chat, we made a man positive in the press.
W going right, right there.
Incidents?
Righty, you fucking maidskeen.
Alright, just take that tripod off.
Not really.
Actually, oh, I can film you trying to get your fucking uh, I can film you trying to
get the blister out.
Yeah, it is.
Dude, you're getting it, right?
I know you feel like shit, bro, but like, do you have fun now?
Yes, I'm just fucking wanna die.
How you doing?
What's up, man?
Oh my god.
Alright, let's see.
Let's see, let me check, let's see if I have a single chest here.
Is this your charger right?
Yes.
Alright, let's see, damn it, pilot made it which would have died, okay, read one of
my chats and that's what I read, fuck yeah.
Alright, see.
I need you to pop your trunk.
I think it opens on me, I think.
I can't get up to the house, please.
And there you can't get up.
Oh, shit.
Oh, oh, oh.
Okay, gotta get the wheelchair out.
I can't lift it. I only have one leg.
You can't get my fucking wheelchair, so I can go blow my nose.
Oh, you're good.
I'm trying to survive.
Oh.
What?
Eww, shit on my leg.
What?
You do the shit on my wheels!
No, it's my phone.
Here.
Nice.
Nice.
Alright, son.
Alright son.
How the fuck does this even work?
There we go.
Nice.
Nice.
Um, and I do have some money.
Not a lot.
Just 3.5 yet.
Quite a bit.
Um, I do have a date tomorrow.
So I'm going to be, um, brooding for England.
Wait, are you streaming the date or just going?
We're gonna do a secret stream.
Okay.
Ah, actually there's no idea what social media is.
She's getting excited about our business.
That's a lot of my business.
Hello my dad, I don't tap one number.
Hey, you're fucked.
Bye, bro.
I'll see you in LA, pilot!
Alright, I'll be right back.
Peace!
I need to go upstairs.
I really just want to go to sleep.
So bad, man.
How am I supposed to thank you thank you thank you so much
I squeezed through here yeah I should be able to get this one maybe thank you again bro
What's up?
That's all my ACL, bro
You skin me up. Yeah, thank you. Check them a mute real quick. Why don't we elevator?
Yeah, it's terrible and I'm sick now too two weeks ago
There's a lot of people here, Chad.
There's a lot of people here.
Eleven?
University?
I hope, but...
Yeah, we're going to see.
Thank you.
A good looking streamer. I don't care what people say. We have this conversation every single fucking day. Brother. I'm a good looking fucking streamer, bro. I'm good looking.
Hey, bro.
TysonNavReveals, a ceremony for streamer university will start at 3pm Eastern.
Oh, I'm not trying to go live that early.
Like, what?
Okay, so real question, genuinely serious.
Um, am I supposed to shower on stream or no? Am I supposed to like shower on stream?
And if I shower on stream, am I gonna get banned or no?
Am I gonna get fucking banned?
Wait, stupid question, is Laze allowed to be on camera at all?
At all?
At all?
Yes?
No, but I don't want to get expeller, bro, like I don't want to be the first person to
get ex-p-e-l-e-d, bro, like I'm not trying to be the first person, bro, I'm not trying
to be the first person.
Also, La Mania Mall...
Listen, bro, I think there's something up right now. There's no way Mbappe played that.
I'll be honest with you, France played really weird.
I don't know who watched the game. I don't know if y'all watched the game.
I watched the game. It was like...
It kind of made me mad. I don't know about anyone else, but it kind of made me fucking mad.
Like, I was like, bro, what are they doing, man?
Like, there is, like, what are they fucking doing?
Like, man, I need to play some of those games, by the way. I need to get in the World Cup.
Um, I am getting a haircut tonight for anyone and I am going back to this cut. I'm going back to this cut
Um, I know you guys have been wanting it. I know you guys have said it
I feel like this cut was my best cuts and I'll be starting streamer you tomorrow with this cut. Okay
No, no, no, no
You
Yes, brother of any service
Are you on delay no, you're not sure what delay no, I mean, but we didn't start yet
Keck, what the fuck is it?
Ron?
What are you doing?
Holy nerd out.
Bro, Lacey's sick as fuck too.
He's like throwing cough on me and everything dude.
Yeah, like, Lacey has like some sort of disease.
No, I'm actually so sick.
Right, actually, I'm trying to be sick right now.
Oh, no, I don't want to take medicine right now.
Check, can you mix moose and ex and dayquil?
Is the what?
Is this?
Oh, yeah.
Asia's up and down.
Me?
Right.
By the way, you're muted.
You know.
Oh.
Yes, go ahead and check that.
Can you mix moose and ex and dayquil?
No, I'm sorry.
I saw Peter.
P-Tarbonne.
I gotta jump this water bottle out.
I
A little peep fart?
Are y'all laughing?
As if y'all don't fucking fart when you pee, bro.
We don't, I guess you don't fart when you pee?
What do I do for two hours, chat?
I actually don't know what to do.
I just want to lay down.
So, chat, is it bad if I drink this?
Is it better to take a mucinex or a dayquil chat?
What's better, a mucinex or a dayquil?
What matters?
I don't think he has waters, hold on a second I gotta zoom by.
Cheese?
No, don't get it by the...
There'll be, like, twenty-five, but...
That's what we said.
Crack-a-dap, crack-a-dap, crack-a-dap!
No, no, no.
They're in the back, that's, like, forty...
Twenty-five, twenty-four.
They're good.
I mean, I gotta get that for, like, twenty-five, then.
Yeah, each way.
Fuck.
You're gonna turn around again, Chad.
Like, twenty-five.
Oh, my God.
Oh my God.
Chad, I'm really worried for Streamer U.
Like, if I feel this shit,
that Streamer U the entire time,
I'm like,
I was so excited for it,
and I'm dead ass and like being sick
actually killed my excitement.
I'm not even excited anymore.
Now, let's eat.
Yeah.
You get the fuck out of my living room.
Yeah, I'm just making some medicine real quick, give me a sec.
Oh, shit, I'm bad.
Wait, I'm bad.
I feel bad, I was joking.
Lacey, I was joking.
I'm all good.
No, I will.
No, no, I didn't mean to sound aggressive.
I was trodden.
Lacey, you just thought it was so sad.
I started feeling really sad.
I love you, bro.
You fucking little bitch.
I'm out of shit, like Adderall, Zinn.
I know you have, I fucking know you have Adderall.
I can't see right in front of you, you're right.
I'm not going to get shugged in a lock on me.
Alright, I'm going to bust it a 360 here maybe.
Alright, I'm stuck now.
Alright, gotta figure out how to turn around here.
I gotta monitor if I... I don't know anything.
This is like the least handicapped accessible...
Oh my god, I'm just stuck. I'm just fucking stuck.
Alright, fuck with this. I'll hide in the parking lot.
I'm stuck.
What's your role in Streamer University?
My role is going to be the kid who doesn't show up to class because he's sick in bed
and I'm just gonna stream the whole day in bed sleeping.
It's gonna be fuckin' cinema.
Yeah, y'all wanna see what my bedside looks like
from last night?
Y'all wanna see?
It's actually the most disgusting thing on planet Earth.
Like it's actually fuckin' disgusting.
I'll show you guys, hold on.
Look at this, chat.
About a thousand fuckin' tissues.
I'm gonna turn this PC on, okay?
It's not beating it.
Okay, I'll have to get out of here.
You're gonna die of it.
No, you're not gonna get it.
I got a problem.
Hey, how are you going to get out of here?
Uh!
Wait, no.
Oh, there, we're getting...
Oh, my God.
I gotta close this.
Why won't the door close?
Why won't the door close?
Why won't the door-
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You know, I might actually just go back to LA and not go to Schoenberg, I'm not kidding.
I'm literally a fucking baby when I'm sick, bro.
Why do I look so dark?
Why do I look so dark?
Did you switch it to desktop?
You need an IV? Okay, where am I going to get an IV?
Please explain to me where I'm going to get an IV at. Where?
I'm not going to the fucking hospital for a head cold.
Chad, what does an emergency do?
I know exactly what will make me feel better, I'm not even kidding.
I know exactly what will make me feel better.
Cades.
Like I'm not kidding, you guys can sit here and say of course and call me fat and say
whatever you want but listen the truth is one thing that will actually make me
feel better is food not only am I sick but I haven't eaten all day so me not
having food is probably like it's actually a fact me not having food is
actually probably generally can contribute into me not feeling good
I got to get a kidney combo.
Literally have to.
No slaw, extra toast.
Get a mobile IV to come to your place.
No, I don't have connects like that in Dallas
Like if I was in LA I can have an IV I can have a I can have a IV lady here within an hour
But I don't know people in Dallas to have a fucking portable IV come to my house, bro. Like generally I don't yeah, I don't
You're playing games with your life
you coming in my chat telling me I'm playing games with my life is you playing games with
your life right oh man 12 white 12 fucking dude you don't want to right
I know you're probably wondering, Lacey, where did you go when you're stream F for five minutes?
Where did you go in your stream at for five minutes?
I was actually in the back room taking this picture with Lameen Yamal.
Yes, that's right.
I was in the back of the stadium taking this picture with Lameen.
We were looking at the trophy together, hanging out, kicking it.
So me and Lameen, we're just in the back and looking at the trophy hanging out and shit.
So this is why my stream actually crashed for a couple of minutes.
It's not AI slot, it's not AI slot.
You guys are just jealous of me and the meme are hanging out.
Jealousy is not a good look on y'all, it's not a good look on y'all.
Go to an IV place.
So like, do you think that they're like, I'm just confused.
You guys think that they just have IV places?
They do?
What am I going to do for two hours now?
Like what is this logic?
What is his logic?
Bro, stop taking this shit.
All you need is food and water.
Grown man spending money on meds.
Your 23 just get over it.
What is that logic?
So because I'm 23, when I get sick, I shouldn't take medication?
Yes.
Okay.
So I'm going to tell you guys this right now.
So I'm going to tell you guys this right now, bro, I don't even want to talk like I literally
don't even want to talk.
Chad, do I have permission to lay down for a few minutes?
Wait, there's streamer university rules that got announced?
Streamer University rules.
Respect the campus, respect each other, and represent.
No partying.
This is a place to learn, create, and grow.
No smoking.
No smoking or vaping of any kind on campus.
No drinking, no alcohol, zero tolerance, no skipping class.
All students must attend every class.
No breaking campus rules.
Anyone who does not follow the rules will be expelled.
All right.
All right, so these are the rules that I have to enforce.
Those are the rules that I have to enforce.
Easy.
Easy.
I'm not going to break those rules.
I don't do drugs or alcohol.
Dude, when does my canes get here?
Is there any reactions that I could do or no?
I have zero energy right now, Chad, I'm sorry, bro.
End and re-spark?
Yeah, but what am I going to do?
End and re-spark in an hour and a half?
Honestly, it's not a bad shout, bro.
I feel like I have to,
I feel like I literally have to, bro.
Cause,
chat, I gotta prioritize,
streamer university dude.
I have to, bro.
Or switch to clicks and get max ad revenue.
No.
I'd rather just end and then I'll restart stream right before division cup.
Just switch it to clicks.
But then y'all are going to be watching five straight hours of Fortnite.
I'll probably just end, I'll probably just end and I'll be back live in an hour and
a half for Division Cup with ARC.
But I need to sleep for a little bit more, like I just really want to feel better for
or Streamer University.
Because starting tomorrow,
I'm gonna be live for five days straight,
while in a wheelchair and while sick.
And I'm gonna have to be going like 12 hours a day.
But,
if y'all aren't gonna come back
and watch the Fortnite tournament,
I'll see you guys tomorrow for StreamerU
And the people who are gonna come back
in an hour and a half to watch FNCS.
I'll see y'all then, bro.
I'll be back.
I'll be back live in an hour and a half,
but I just, I gotta fucking get some sleep, bro.
I literally have to.
I hope y'all understand.
I love y'all.
And I'm gonna be back in like an hour and a half.