Lacy
๐ STREAMER UNIVERSITY ๐ LACY TAKES OVER CAMPUS ๐ HANDICAPPED ๐ DAY 1 ๐ SUBSCRIBE FOR NO ADS & EXCLUSIVE TWITCH BADGE ๐
07-15-2026 ยท 15h 45m
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I got my schedule.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Can I get my the mic? Yes, of course. Thanks, man. You just get it for you
Decent actually might give me a new wheelchair
Can you imagine if you get some new wheels?
There you go, brother. Thank you. Appreciate you streamer you here. I come
I'm gonna be on that field with you soon.
Hell yeah.
This way maybe?
I'll go this way.
It's okay.
Yes.
Where's the dorms?
Oh my God, I'm here.
Oh, and I gotta talk to the chat.
Chad, they had these weird wheelchair speed bumps all around campus.
Um...
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
Oh, that really hurt.
Oh, that really hurt.
Oh, that really, really hurt my leg.
Oh, that really hurt my...
Oh, my God, I'm in a lot of pain right now.
Oh, I'm actually in a fuck ton of pain right now.
Oh, that hurt really bad, dude.
That hurt so bad.
Oh, my God.
Okay, I'm okay.
You're okay. Oh my god. We are here at streamer university, bro
Yeah, we actually made it to streamer you we actually made it. Okay. Wait. I gotta take my schedule. I bet I've gotta check my schedule, okay?
Streamers University Lacey
Okay, okay wait
I don't think you can
Okay, um
Okay, got this got that support center. Okay, Lacey. Here's my schedule
When's my first class?
Operation Move-In in Revis Recital Hall.
Dinners at 7 o'clock.
So dinners in an hour and a half.
Dinners in an hour.
At 7 a.m. I have fitness boot camp tomorrow?
Okay, I'm not going to that.
It's eight o'clock, definitely gonna be at that.
Oh my gosh, I have a DAPS class tomorrow.
I have a DAPS class tomorrow.
I have a DAPS class tomorrow.
Oh my God.
They got jokes putting me in a fitness class.
Where's the dorms?
Where is the dorms?
Shout out how we feelin' today, bro.
Guys, we are here live at Schremer University.
I'm gonna be live 24 seven for the next five days straight.
So technically 24 five.
I'm gonna be marathoning, going to class on camera,
partying on camera, sleeping on camera,
showering on camera, everything.
And also, I don't know if you guys know,
but we do have an exclusive Twitch emote.
If you guys subscribe to my Twitch channel,
you'll get an exclusive Streamer University
wheelchair badge next to your name
that you get to keep forever on Twitch.
So it's an exclusive badge.
If you sub to my channel during Streamer University,
it is a wheelchair badge.
You will see it come next to your name.
It's actually sick.
So all the people that are trying to get that,
all you gotta do is drop a sub.
But hey, this is gonna be lit, bro.
This is actually gonna be lit.
I'm super excited for StreamerU.
Thank you guys for all the subs coming in.
Holy shit.
Perez with the sub.
We got a lot of first-time chatters.
DRM with the sub.
Oh no.
Hey, listen.
Y'all need to know any info of your time.
Anything y'all need to know.
Do you know anything now?
What happened?
Do you know anything right now?
They're supposed to be a party then.
What's our midnight?
Midnight.
Who's running it?
Wait, it's gonna be bitches in it?
Where's the dorms you know officer, I don't know okay try to find out man. They don't give you a little thing
No, no, I'll find it. It's okay. Don't worry about it. Oh my god. Holy first time chatters and subs coming in
Yeah, I'm good. I'm gonna find it over. I'll wheel around I'll wheel around thank y'all for all the subs all the primes come
and on a first time chatters, listen bro, I'ma be honest,
when I found out there's no smoking and drinking on campus,
she kinda hurt my soul a little bit.
She kinda hurt my soul a little bit.
It dead ass kinda hurt my soul a little bit,
but hey, we're here on campus, streamer you,
2020-26 is about to be cinema.
First step, first goal, I need to find out who my roommate is.
I need to find out who my roommate is.
I'm in a bit of I'm oh wow okay is that the dorms excuse me man do you know where
the dorms are at
I think I'm supposed to be in Revis oh wait Miller and VZ okay hold on oh
Oh, brother. Oh gosh. Okay. Um, oh, it doesn't say what dorm I'm in. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh,
It's okay. Don't worry. I
Don't know what dorm I'm in
Good luck. Good luck. That's what
He's gonna good luck
Jeech jeech. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh
streamer University
Wow take it all in
I'm gonna run this shit for the next five days. I'm boolean everybody
I don't care when I was in college back in the day before I dropped out. I got bullied now
I'm gonna become the bully. I'm giving out swirlies shopping people in lockers all types of shit
Hey shout out Kai for hosting this right. This is him. This is insane renting out an entire
It's just not wheelchair accessible. Oh
Okay, not wheelchair accessible, huh? Okay
Oh, wow, yeah, very good.
All right, thank you.
How do I know what dorm I'm in?
Is it maybe in here?
Oh my gosh, what if it's in here?
Oh my gosh, I'm in the Miller Quad.
Miller Creative Quad, guest access card.
What is this?
Okay, oh my gosh, the Miller Quad.
Okay, we gotta find the Miller Quad.
Where's the Miller Quad?
We found our dorm!
Oh my God!
It's a stream phone?
Also just wanna say shout out to Argentina,
shout out to Messi, absolutely sent England home.
Jude, go back, start modeling for skims again.
You are not a football player.
Harry Kane, your trash, Kane's chicken tenders is better.
England, you guys didn't get to sing Wonderwall.
Fuck you, Spain's winning.
Where's Miller?
Where's Miller?
Hey, who do you got on the final so I know who to put the opposite money on, you know?
What happened? I got Spain.
Okay, so I put money on your ticket.
Hey, listen, I'll see you in the confession room.
Ha ha ha! Get it? Get it? Cause you were on my violin in the confession room?
Gotcha.
That's chair, buddy.
You look like a despicable meat villain.
You know what? Now come here!
Ha ha! What's up? Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do?
Let me sit.
What happened?
Hey, chair, don't worry about me, don't worry about me.
What's up, what's up?
Hey!
I'm not taking no fucking disrespect!
What happens if I push your chair over?
I'll put your chair over
Now what though, please please tonight. Do what I say
Now you do that say
Yeah, that's what I thought
Where's here is Miller though, though. Where is Miller creative quad?
There it
That's my dorm
I'm going into my dorm.
It's time to go in and see my dorm, chat.
How do I know what room number I am, though?
Coming for Miller!
Coming for Miller!
Whoa, elevator!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Okay, how do I know what room number I am?
Oh my god. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, I'm on the second floor.
Bitch! Do not call my mom! I gotta call my mom!
I gotta call my mom until I'm back to college, bro!
Oh my god!
I'm actually on campus right now.
I really hurt my leg going over that speed bump I think we're at the elevator you can go out here
okay okay room number two wait room number eight one two or two one eight room number two one eight
this way this way it's lagging is it back to every back over back over back
Now he's in the chat of her back.
Room number 218, here we fucking come baby.
Oh my gosh, this is a normal ouch.
Yo, unlimited Red Bull.
And we got, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, late night chicken.
No way we got late night chicken.
Oh my god, this is my dream.
This is literally my dream.
It's literally my dream cereal bar unlimited zaxby sauce
Room number two one eight chat mark it down Lacey is room number two one eight one for the history books
Let's see my door. Whoa
What's here in the door? Oh
Shit
They got a car racing simulator.
I can't even do that.
I can't even strain my legs.
You know what?
I got to grab a Red Bull.
I got to grab a Red Bull.
You got me a Red Bull?
Give me the middle one, the middle one, zero sugar.
I need that caffeine.
I'm not energized enough.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's all good, Chad.
Chad, listen.
It's not good to be sad, bro, because here's the thing.
At Streamer University, we're going to make the best of it.
Even if we're in a wheelchair, we're going to make the best of it.
We're here five days live the entire time, bro.
It's going to be cinema.
We're going to have a great week, OK?
We're going to have a great week.
Also, to all my clippers out there, my TikTok clippers,
my YouTube clippers, my Instagram clippers,
there is a separate $10,000 campaign just for the next five
days where you guys can post clips of me and make up
the $10,000 as a clipper.
Exclamation mark clipping, mods spam it up for all people
who want to clip.
This is my room.
I'm in a double room, which means I have a roommate.
Room number 218.
218.
Let's see what we're living like for the next five days.
Okay!
Okay, not the bathroom!
Where's the bathroom?
Where's the, where's the bathroom?
What so this is my door? Oh my god. Oh my gosh, it comes with a PC set up
It comes with a Dell a Dell laptop a whole set up
Wait, it says Lacey. It says my name on it
An entire setup
Serial
tone
Wait, should I see who my roommate is am I allowed to leak who my roommate is?
Am I allowed to leak who my roommate is chat?
My roommate is
Jay shock 9
Jay shock 9
Did I meet him yet? Oh my gosh. I have a completely new roommate. That's lit
I have a completely new roommate a whole new person I get to meet. Yes
Wait Jay shock nine
Hold on I gotta search him up Jay shock nine let me see
He doesn't mukbang
Hold on a minute, yokai, yokai, yokai, I know what you did bro, I know what you did here
Kai, he does eating content, oh my god doesn't he have unlimited snacks, doesn't he have
unlimited snacks?
Yes, he's the guy who has snacks.
Yes, bro.
We got Jay shock as my roommate.
Oh, it's gonna be lit.
This is gonna be lit.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, it's my backpack.
Oh my God, it's my backpack.
It's my backpack.
Streamer University backpack.
Wait, Pokemon cards.
Okay, we gotta go through everything we got.
We gotta go through everything we got.
First things first.
First things first.
Where is my drink merch?
Okay, who does metaglassies?
Better World Fragrance House by Drake, oh no, oh no, oh my god it's by Drake, oh my god
he sent, Drake sent me a card, Drake sent me a card, Drake sent me a card.
mink. Welcome to the better world fragrance house. No way Drake sent me
Coulombs. No way, Drake, send me Coulombs. Oh my God. It smells just like Drake. Oh my
God, it smells so good. Oh my God, it smells so good. It smells so fucking good. Oh my God.
I can't smell. I think I have COVID. It sounds good. Oh my gosh.
I know. But I remember I dropped it and broke it.
Yo, Drake, send me cologne. Oh my God. My school uniform.
My school uniform. I got to change. I got to change.
Or should I wait till tomorrow to wear it?
You know what? Fuck it. No.
I have to be the first person in the streamer uniform.
Kai?
This looks a little big.
Oh, 3 XL.
Yo, Kai, I'm not a triple XL.
I'm a large.
I'm not a triple XL in jackets, dude.
You're big.
It doesn't matter if I'm big.
I'm not a triple XL.
Okay, okay, time to put on my shirt. It's not perfect sizing, Jen. It's not perfect
Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy fuck, man
Oh my god, it actually feels just right it actually feels just right wait, why does it fit just right?
They must run small triple XL fits me perfect
Holy
Everybody sit down. We have class today. Yes, yes. Streamer you pants. Yo, who are
these pants fitting? Who are these pants fitting? Not me. Dude, dude. Wait, should I see what
expects the PCF? Because I have to play FNCS. Okay. So, they gave us a laptop. They gave
me red boy. They gave me a whole game PC. Alright. So, I'm taking my pants off. Everybody
close your eyes. Everybody close your eyes. Okay. Dude. Dude. Okay. I'm not going to lie
This is actually disrespectful.
Okay, I've lost like a hundred pounds, bro.
And you give me pants that fall down.
These pants, these pants are nowhere near fitting me.
Look at the gap between my body and the pants.
These pants are just gonna fall down.
Bro!
Nah, nah, I gotta talk to the dean.
I gotta talk to the dean.
I gotta talk to the dean.
This is not gonna work.
What's that on my vest? I think I just got the pants. I think I have to dump the pants
You need a belt. I don't think it came with a belt. I did it. Where's the bathroom? I have to pee so bad
You're telling me we don't have a bathroom
We have to we have to shower and shit communally
Brother, I mean I have to shower with other men
Wait, do you guys think there's girls dorms rooms in the same exact dorm building as me? Yes or no?
You guys think there's girl dorms or no?
Okay.
Bro, I say we go explore.
Chad, what do y'all think?
I say we go explore campings.
We gotta explore campings, Chad.
We literally have to.
Put the backpack on the back of my wheelchair?
How's that work?
Wow, that's actually slaggy, that's actually slaggy, check the PC, okay, hold on, let's
check the PC.
I'm not going to lie though, check it, give me a sec, hold on, I'm kind of hungry, I'm
going to be honest.
Fruit, galaxy, cinnamon magic, I'm going to go with cinnamon magic, you dig into the
cereal, you dig into the cereal.
That's the one thing I'm actually generally worried about
the entire Shimmer University is what food they're gonna have.
Not bad at all.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
That's actually gas.
Yo.
Bro.
Nice little snack.
Nice little snack. Okay hold on. Let's check the easy snacks. What is that? What is this mouse?
It's a really, really clumber mouse. Okay wait. Mouse does not seem to be plugged in. Mouse does not seem to be working.
No, it's plugged in.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no, chat.
Oh, no, Chad.
You borrowed your own mouse, didn't you?
Chad, is it?
I don't know.
Keys?
Okay, hold on.
No, there's no mouse.
Maybe I'll just go check this other one, maybe I'll check it later.
Let me check, let me check Chad Shocks, uh, oh, he has a mouse.
Okay, I'm, should I fuck, is it weird if I fuck his setup up?
I'm not trying to fuck it up,
I'm just trying to see like that.
There's a light in the mouse, I'll do it.
Oh my gosh, this mouse doesn't work either.
Well, you gotta turn it on, maybe.
Gotta turn the mouse on, bro.
Now it's on.
Okay, the official PC specs for Streamer University PCs
are in AMD Ryzen 7, 32 gigabytes RAM
32 gigabytes RAM in a GeForce RTX 5070 Ti.
Is that good?
Is that good?
Nabs?
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
Okay, okay.
Now let's check the monitor to make sure the monitor is a 240 hertz monitor.
The monitor is a, okay, 120 hertz monitor.
Okay, moment of truth.
Internet speed test.
Internet speed test.
Oh, there's no internet.
There's no internet at all.
Maybe there's still something to internet about.
There's no internet.
Where's your key?
Oh, shit.
Wait, I actually have no idea where my key's at.
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
I have no idea where my key's at.
Um, chat?
There's no internet.
OK.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, sorry.
We know you got a wrong mission.
What do you mean, we got to, we'll do that later.
Does this want to have internet?
No.
Oh, no.
Okay, yeah, fair play. Okay, let's go explore.
Alright, there's gotta be some students from around campus already, really.
Oh, here's my key. Wait, what happens if I lose my key?
Okay, let's hit the campus.
Ooh, water fountain? Here's the water fountain wheelchair accessible.
Don't touch my head, bitch.
I run this fucking capes.
I'll put you in a toilet and give you a swirly.
Okay.
All gender restroom.
Hold on.
Oh wait.
No way they got a handicap restroom.
You can't show this. Oh my God. They have a handicap restroom and handicap shower. Wait,
That's a lead!
That's a lead!
That's actually a max win!
Careful, careful, careful.
Who's that?
Yugi!
Hey!
Why are you yelling?
Wait, what happened?
How you doing?
How are you?
Are you safe?
Yes, what is the chicken comma?
I don't know, it's milk!
Milk? It's milk here?
Milk and cereal!
I'm ready, I'm ready!
Yookmeister!
Dude, we're out of here!
We're out of here!
Other freshmen better watch out for us!
Oh god, I'm a super senior!
I'm ready!
Wait, what room did you get?
I got number 282.
I already saw my roommate.
Who's your roommate, who's your roommate?
Jay Shock.
Jay Shock?
That's the best one you can get.
I know, it's gonna be lit.
He has a snack bag, bro.
That's the best.
You guys are made for each other.
I know.
Wait, what is it, do you remember?
218, what's yours?
218, I'm 222.
I'm nearly across.
So, I'm right next to each other.
Let's do everything every night.
I'm not enjoying it.
I'm down.
Alright, let's make sure you say it.
I'm down.
I'll meet you downstairs, okay?
Yeah, I'm going to explore campus.
218.
Wait, is that a study hall?
I don't know.
Hi, how you doing?
Hi, good.
They got ramps for you?
Or what?
Ramps?
Ramps?
Ramps?
Ramps?
Oh, um, I hope they have ramps.
Some abilities don't.
Alright, and I'm fine.
Oh, I'm coming in.
Do you need to make it in here?
Oh, anyone else?
Are you a student?
I am.
What dorm are you staying in?
I don't know.
What's your name?
Selie.
Selie.
Nice to meet you.
Me, personally, I'm more of like a, I'm gonna go for academics.
Okay, you're going for academics?
Yes, going for academics.
I actually went to school in the summer, was the valetorian, but the thing I decided that
It was best for me to-
Best from professional basketball.
God, God, God, God, God.
Oh, I'm under here.
You have to show me your basketball clip sometime.
Oh my God, trust me.
Oh my gosh!
Is that a drone?
Hey, come here!
Wait, can you order food already?
Wait, is this everybody waiting to go live?
Am I-
Look at all these people waiting to stream and I'm just here streaming already
W privilege
Hold on. I don't want to mug someone
Yes
Whoa
Lot of people out here lot of people out here
Where's the food?
Where's the food
That's sketch sketch sketch sketch
Hey, Handicap, you get your bar.
What's up, Cripp?
You get your luggage already?
No, I didn't.
Okay, go get your luggage and bring it over here.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
It's a good bar, man.
Okay, this way, maybe?
Wait, did he just call me Handicap?
The name's Lacey.
Whoa!
Self!
I'm not on none you won't.
I love my kids.
I'm mad.
Put that gun in my mouth.
Lacey!
No, I'm a big fan of Lacey.
Oh my.
Are you okay?
What, what wound you in?
Are you okay?
Ow, my D!
My, my, my, my, my, my.
What wound you in?
What wound you in?
218.
Fuck.
What wound you in?
Are you okay, dude?
What happened?
You fell.
Your high school.
I love you, bro.
High school?
Thank you man. Hey, I'm gonna see who to kill. Police! Police! Police!
Oh shit! Is that on the ground?
They got him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
ๆฐๆฐ!
He threatened me! He threatened me!
He threatened me!
Hold on! Hold on! Keep it down. Keep it down.IA!
He threatened me! Officer, he threatened me!
Are you in this one?
I'm in this dorm.
Oh, you got it for the cop?
I need some clothes.
This is what you do.
Oh, fuck this ass.
Can we talk about this?
No.
We got reports of robbery.
We're going to kill some robberies.
Do you something?
Yeah!
You robbed me!
You robbed me!
What do I do?
What do I do?
And I work.
Where's the gun?
Where's the gun?
I'm with them.
I'm with them.
I'm with them.
What are you doing?
You guys fucking suck at your jobs
You got to lock you up.
We got to lock you up.
Where you going?
Where you going?
Who's coming around?
No way.
Let me know.
Let me know.
You got to go.
You got to go.
Wait, back up.
Back up.
You can't go nowhere.
No, no, you can't.
It's off already.
You can't go nowhere.
You can't go nowhere.
Yo, I'm stuck.
I'm going to get a run for it.
Fuck them.
Okay.
Okay.
I got to get my luggage.
I got to get my luggage.
I got to get my luggage.
Okay.
Okay.
Look at my luggage.
Yo, how's it going?
Hey!
Hey, I'm not gonna lie.
You gonna need all the cleaning.
You need it.
I'm gonna be honest here.
Look, look, look.
You're the only fucking student I hope.
You know what I mean?
Hey, bro.
Look, I know the struggles you went through being a...
You know, what's the name of this thing right here?
All right, yeah.
You make a fucking mess, right?
You make a fucking mess?
This need is gonna be done.
Hey, that's facts, bro.
Hey, hey, Kello!
Kello, come here!
He's one of my he's one of my janitors
Hello come on man
How are you gonna catch me professor?
Hello exactly exactly
So come on get this bro
Hello
Hey, hey, look, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
Get through here.
That's just a second.
That's fucking crazy.
All right.
Wait, but there's somebody in the house with you.
What was the name again?
Professor, uh, uh, uh, Professor Lace.
We don't call you Lace.
Professor badass.
All right, so no more.
Wait, there's somebody in the house with you.
What's up?
At night, I need help showering.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, you got to confuse me.
Uh, uh, Dean's and that does it.
Dean's and that's getting help in the shower?
Yeah, yeah.
Hopefully it helps me jerk off.
Okay, I got to get my luggage they said how am I gonna get my luggage?
I'm in a fucking wheelchair!
How am I gonna get my luggage when I'm in a fucking wheelchair?
Oh my gosh.
Wait Chad, should I not sleep the entire time?
Jason! We're back at school! We're back in school!
Holy Superb, that's two legs!
How do you like my fit?
It looks like a, like...
Oh no, something's...
Let me see what door I'm in. What door am I in?
Oh, wait, where do I go? Where do I go?
Miller? Over there?
I bet!
Oh, God!
Can I take a ride or go?
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Oh wait actually I need your help.
Let's go to dining hall.
Right now?
Yeah.
Where's it at?
I don't know.
Let's find it.
You want to find it?
Let's find it.
I'm good at selling.
Let's go.
Let's do this.
Wait can I push?
What happened to you for my ACL? That's unfortunate. You doing okay? Yeah, I'm doing okay
Hope you have a speedy recovery and shit. I would have been in that PE class. Oh, yeah
Wait, so what do I do in PE class now? Watch. I gotta sit there and walk. Can I do a muck, then I'm gonna stand?
Sure, just make you bring me some
You still have to dress out and you still have to attend
You you don't get off scotch free just cuz you fucked up you shit. Okay. What's gonna happen if I don't attend?
I'm gonna tell you
Yeah, I'm in your class tomorrow morning 7 a.m
Hey, hey, it's not of a locker. You're gonna be pushed off that wheelchair
Lucky-ass little shit that lucky-ass little shit, bro. I'll shove his ass in a locker
No, not you not you not you not you
Coming through coming through coming through Lolley
I just checked into my dorm dude
Let's see what's hop in the studio?
Max no Max Max please
I don't let you go over here, nigga.
This will be hell.
If you s-
Bitch, I'm out this bitch.
Nigga, try and kiss me.
Yo, why did they have to speak?
I need you in this fraternity.
We got to find the guy in the car.
I had to go meet with Kai, he's really concerned, but let's go.
Are you okay? Do you want me to push you in?
Oh, wrong way.
It's all good.
Yeah, what's up?
They think I'm on their side.
What's the side?
I told him I'm a snitch.
I'm not actually a snitch.
I'm not actually a snitch.
Wait, are you in the front?
Brother, I want a pledge.
But here's what I can promise you.
Kai stripped my holocopter.
Dude, he stripped it of me.
I was supposed to be watching the halls.
I was supposed to be making sure shit wasn't going on.
So now, he stripped that duty of me.
I want to do the opposite.
I want to make sure he doesn't find out about the shit going on.
the shit going on we know we do here at the frat maybe you feel welcome you're
gonna feel whole again gonna feel satisfying to feel that every day is
your alcohol
no no alcohol go go go hey hey
hey bitches whoa your watch that motherfucking mouth that's not cool
there's a stab like that their teachers man that's not cool look like a
Shit to me in a wheelchair lesbian. Yeah, keep walking keep walking pussy
All right
Take batters out this goddamn motherfucker wheelchair. You hear me? I'll see you my motherfucker office. I do what you got to do
We are officially classmates we are classmate
your dorm yet no oh my gosh I already checked into my dorm oh where are the
dorms at you have to go meet Dean's and at first and then you check okay I'm
gonna go meet my dean but okay don't wait you want to get you want to get a
snack later oh my god wait me me me me at the bottom of the dorms and I'll
text you okay okay okay if you forget I'm a blow I'm a blow oh don't shoot me
No, no, no, no, no.
Am I going the right way here?
Hey, Yousuf, Yousuf, where's the cafeteria?
No, brother, I don't know just as much as you.
We gotta find it.
Can I sit on your lap so we can go faster?
That's going to make us go slower.
How you doing, ma'am?
Oh, she said she needs a ride, Lacey.
She said she needs a ride.
Oh, unfortunately, this is a one person seater.
I mean, there's some space there.
What?
You don't have no paddle on the back?
No.
Do you know where the cafeteria is?
No.
I'm telling you.
We've got to find it.
We'll talk to the staff.
Come on.
There's a staff right there.
Excuse me, sir.
I'm running.
Oh my god.
Stay in school.
You know where the dining hall is?
Yeah.
You need the building, not just building, but the one where they're laying.
Let's go.
Thank you, brother.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Awesome.
So how am I supposed to get to that building, Yusuf?
Okay, look.
We're going to do this.
to do this slowly and safely. Okay, what do you mean? Brother, you're good. I'm not going
down the steps. I'm not going down the steps. You're gonna have to go downstairs at a certain
point, man. Come on. Oh my God. Oh, check that out for the subs. Bro, I appreciate y'all.
There's an app for the map. Oh yeah. Also chat for the people who got a sub. If y'all
don't want to deal with subs over the next five days, it's $5 or a prime sub and you
you can literally get no ads.
Bro, let me tell you, bro, let me tell you,
no bullshit, no funny stuff.
Yes, true question.
You ever had a hickey on your dick?
Yes.
Let me ask you, you know that you are the
white version of me?
What do you mean?
Like me and you are the same weight.
No we're not.
How much you weigh?
194 right now.
194.
I need a movie!
I need a movie!
I need a movie!
Okay, how big's your dick?
It's enough to like, when I stick it in,
I feel the indonation.
You don't want the inches.
Maddie, think of your five, get in front of her.
I'm like six and a half.
Oh, I'm a little smaller.
I'm 6.2 all hard.
I'm 6.8.
You got me beat.
Jack, does that make me beat?
Off a honey pack, it's like a 7.3.
You get harder off a honey pack like big ones?
Like 7.3.
That's some nice ice on your neck.
We the same people, bro.
That looks real good on my wrist.
Yeah.
Yeah, that looks real good on my wrist.
Wait, are you- what's the- why are you in a wheelchair?
No, you love this coma.
I'm hurt a little, nigga.
This will go too.
Wait, you always wear this fit?
He loves this fit.
Yeah, dude, it's my- it's my staple.
You know, he told me he's going for a different vibe as he's going to be on wardrobe bops.
Oh, wait, are you- are you running with wardrobe?
No.
Are you sure?
He's Somali.
Oh, I know.
Okay, what the fuck did that mean?
You're black.
You sure black as fuck actually.
He's Somali.
And you're black as fuck.
What am I?
You're- you look like a lesbian.
But in a good way in a good way in a good way, you know, what I hope you can't see what me
Yes, well, how the fuck would you hold this calling his night nice white man?
Lesbian
That's a animatic ass fucked up or you're making fun of this table. Where's the cafeteria?
Why is everybody calling me a lesbian like where do I go from here?
How you doing?
Can I be in your class?
Class that I can have whatever class that I want.
I'm not teaching anything.
This is your roommate.
You be quiet.
This is the white version of me.
Ain't he said he had a bigger meat than mine.
You do white boys?
6.2.
That's small for me.
I wasn't saying for you.
I wasn't saying for you.
Take it.
Damn!
All right!
You're up!
Um, it's a one-seater, unfortunately.
Okay.
You scared it.
Can I, can I try?
Ah! A bug!
A bug!
A bug!
It's on you!
Where?
Lacey, you scared-
No disrespect.
Oh, right.
You scared it in the ass!
No, no, no, no, no!
You scared it in the ass!
I have a-
No!
I have a wife.
Okay, as you say.
Respect.
I did not turn down many of your names.
Lacey, nice to meet you.
He could give you a ride.
Uh, uh...
Picky back.
I respect you so much for this chrome, Harry.
I can't put you on this. Maybe when I change.
You always make the trip.
What?
You always make the outfit on.
Why do I get up there?
No, Harry.
Wait, Youssef, come here. You can help me.
Harry, my wheelchair.
So you just said you can't walk and you just walked up the stairs.
Does this look like fucking walking to you?
You're pretty close to fucking walking.
You just got up the fucking, you know what, bro?
I'm gonna help you because I'm a nice guy.
Just hope this shit isn't too fucking heavy.
It's not. It's only 40 pounds.
Dude, it's too hot. Feel this, bro.
Dude, dude, this is a fucking problem.
Bitches are throwing themselves at me.
Some girl just came up to me and said,
Hey, can I get a ride?
Oh, God.
You please let me borrow the wheelchair for you.
No, you're not!
Please, please, please!
I can ring me and you with it.
Okay, let's do it.
But let's get the food first.
Let's get the food first.
Come on.
Let's get the food first.
Maddie, thank you for the gift, man.
Let's get the food, man.
Wait, what if we're not allowed to eat when it's not dinner time?
Steal the food.
What?
You're right.
What are they going to do?
Arrest us, give us a fucking detention?
No.
Yeah, and apparently if we're in detention, we can't stream.
So I don't want to go to detention.
No, if I get put in detention, I'm turning my phone on
and streaming in detention.
No, no, no, but I think the IRL Toolkit people are gonna switch us to that.
Hey, can I take my Toolkit if I go to the attention?
Yeah.
They're literally not gonna let us in.
I don't fucking hack into Toolkit!
Oh, I'm lazy, there's more stairs.
It's okay.
All you can do is carry it down now.
So when did I become a fucking tear baker?
You know what?
I just want to say, bro,
a lot of people make fun of me for being disabled.
No, I'm still gonna do that.
You know what they call me?
They call you.
Fat, lesbian,
pink,
disgusting,
roll in the mud,
whale,
larred bull,
fat sack of shit,
Disgusting monster, slob. Like those things I've heard people call you. I've heard people call you.
Yes, yeah. Yeah, all the above. So I was thinking you could help me down the stairs.
Yeah, I got you. I got you. Go ahead, bro. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Oh, fuck! I'll come beat the fuck out of you!
Jump! Jump!
No! Don't do it!
All right, come on. Let's do this
He said it's one more building down and I don't think there's any more stairs. I
Got fucking hecklers from my window
Where are you in my room what room number you I'm 218
125
What do I do in my fucking wheelchair dies that one life one like down I mean then you have to hobble around brother
It's the only way it is wrong live. I don't think so. Ron. Are you live it or no? I?
Think he was dead ass one of the last ones. He was the last one in line
jeez
jeez
That is gonna be a good fucking week. Are you sleeping lacey am I sleeping? I'm not sleeping um
well
Excuse me officer, quick question, what would happen if there happened to be alcohol on campus?
I haven't heard from any of the public.
Is marijuana legal in the state?
Oh, so don't check this backpack.
No, I don't have anything in my backpack.
We're still smoking weed today.
And I brought cigarettes.
You actually have weed usage?
Huh?
I don't smoke, I don't do drugs.
Hotbox and beans office. I'm down
Where's the cap? It's here. Yeah, it's this big building in front of us. Oh
My gosh, so this is where we're gonna be eating. Yeah. Hell. Yeah straight Zach
Excuse me, sir, you know where the dining hall is
Oh, it is this one
That's upstairs. I gotta go upstairs to eat
Yeah, I'm gonna be real once I smell the food. I'm not helping you. I'm just letting you know.
I'm not fucking- Oh, he's on a regular car, but that's kind of hard.
I'm not helping.
You need to get your luggage?
Listen, I'll get it after I eat, check.
You didn't get your stuff from the other room?
How am I gonna get it?
Someone stole one of my backpacks.
What?
Yep.
They had a lot of my stuff in it.
But hopefully I'll find out, talk to someone.
There's no way someone stole a backpack.
Either they stole or got misplaced.
Silky got arrested already?
Oh
There's a IRL chat
We're not in here are we letting you I assume so the door for us, right?
Why there no food though, how's it going y'all is there
this place is sick where's the so where's not where's the slushie bar
oh no no service in the cafeteria
usually we got no service in the cafeteria
stay on God that you have to deal with ethnic you got the right
I have a thousand degrees yeah you got no bearing
Jesus Christ wait what is it why I fight in here
I can never get to the studio Wifi, but that's clear now.
So we have no service in the cafeteria.
Is that our way back?
Oh my god.
OK.
All that means is we have to find the Zaxby's.
He did that for a handicapped striker, didn't you?
No, Sketch.
I wish I could walk right now.
I don't pay money to walk right now.
No!
Wait, is the Zaxby's not in the dining hall?
Am I truly?
No, I don't think the Zaxby's in here.
OK, let's find it.
Let's go.
Let's sneak into the girl's dorm.
Huh?
Let's sneak into the girl's dorm.
I don't know if that's a...
I mean, bro, the pity method might work for you.
They might just let you in because you're crippled.
Wow, it's still acting in this building.
Nice.
Okay.
My gosh they're screaming my name they're screaming my name as I roll by that's called ultimate
look look at him roll guys if you don't want ads just subscribe and you get no ads it's
five dollars five dollars for no ad chat how you doing question oh you're you're
with TVU correct yes sir so it happens to seem to be that there's no bit rate
inside the cafeteria straight F's that would we did not set up the network where
we can talk to somebody yeah that whole building is fries what's up bro
Like as soon as you see me and ladies you're best
Dorm are you in bro? Weasley Hall
Elevator student life. There's an elevator yes, you know what you know, it's crazy. They put you in the elevator one of it
Might even have a question
Look you gotta ask you ever been in a locker looking trying to stand up and try me bitch
Did you paint these yourself?
Then an artist made these.
Oh god?
Actually fuck with it.
You know what it is?
This is right.
Chromefarts.
He got chromefarts on.
There you go.
What?
I'm just rolling around.
Flaco, run!
Flaco, I'll cut him off!
You can't run as fast as him.
You can't run as fast!
Slow ass cop, slow ass cop, you can't run.
Watch out for these.
Thank you!
Look how mad he is.
look how mad he is you can't run either fuck you it's not even a good joke
that ass were the bro not even a good joke that ass not even a good joke go
meet your roommate I gotta go meet my roommate I gotta go meet my roommate
I gotta meet my roommate he has snacks
He just checked in I'm going to find him I'm going to find my
Of course
I help him wash his ass
Oh, no, no, no, cuz that's the nickname
It's an idiot.
It's an idiot.
It's an idiot.
It's an idiot.
Does it mean for each?
Yeah, it's an acronym, but I can't get into it so long.
Oh, okay.
See.
The waterway is all around.
I'm gonna make it.
The waterway has to be a snack.
Chad, I'm going to be my roommate for the first time.
Your roommate has snacks?
Oh my God, happy birthday!
He has a bag full of chips and cookies?
Oh my God.
Dude, I gotta do a muckabang with him.
I gotta do a muckabang with J-Shock.
Oh, baby, you should have made out before!
Yeah!
Woo!
Awesome.
Are you guys moving in?
Yes! I'm having fun with you.
Oh, I gotta fight.
You actually do?
Yeah, Jackie changed my uncle.
Look.
Jackie changed your uncle?
Yeah, Jackie changed my uncle.
Oh, Jackie changed your uncle?
Yeah.
I actually I'm a blue belt in karate.
Guys, if you guys ever get over a boundary,
if you guys come over and just talk to me,
I'll reveal it, and I'll make sure that you guys save me.
Elevator.
I'm ready to do.
Is the elevator working?
I'll lose you and your brother, right?
Yeah.
Hello, how you doing?
How you doing?
Dude, all right.
are you coming in guys let's all let's all have a party in the elevator
say their name and a fun fact about themselves let's start with you okay
um my name is Lacey and I'm in a wheelchair because I was in the NBA
I can't I can't even open my cereal
Wait, he told me to come in
Where's my roomy
There's my roomie.
No, I'm not going to do it.
Where's my roomie?
No, I'm not going to do it.
Are we back?
Are we back?
No.
Maybe it doesn't matter, bro.
I'm staying here.
You're going to be back.
Stop.
I'm so hungry.
They said dinner is at 7 p.m.
I can't wait for dinner.
Is that your room?
Yeah, it's my room.
You guys want to come?
You guys want to come pop in?
Come pop in, y'all.
What the fuck?
My room is tiny compared to this.
It's my door.
All right.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Compared to this it's my door. Are you serious set up back like this is fine. It's my door. Yeah, it's my door
Yo, why set up is literally right next to my room is like inside my size
It's fine. Y'all are just jealous that I have the best dorm
Yeah, let me go
I didn't drink.
I drank no fuck with you.
Hold on.
No fuck with you.
It's okay.
You can't fuck with everyone.
I can't.
That's because I talked to my wife over for it.
I need to drink her cool like that.
That has?
Yeah.
Talk to my face now.
You met a son?
I met a son.
An honest?
Yeah.
No, I haven't.
I want some birthday party.
No, I need to check that you can answer another time.
Huh?
You're lying.
On his life.
That's.
I have a nice woman, but it's no problem if you don't get any divorce.
Dude, we have to fight.
He's mad.
I haven't eaten on any.
So nobody met their roommate yet?
wait they're saying I'm in the handicapped room
you bet your roommate?
no
so nobody is in that room?
wait what I'm in a handicapped room?
what do you mean I'm in a handicapped room?
why are y'all saying oop?
I'm not in a ha- they did not give me a handicapped room Jack!
Dude, I still have no internet.
Still have no internet.
Wait, this is the Fortnite sponsor?
Find these sprites.
Dude, I gotta find the fucking wheelchairs.
What wheelchairs?
Yeah, I know I have to get my luggage.
I know, I know, I know.
Why are you still driving?
Because I'm waiting to meet my roommate.
I wanna meet my roommate.
Now you see the pants didn't fit you,
they did the same thing to Jason?
Chad, I'm so excited to meet my roommate.
I'm actually so excited.
Where is he, bro?
Ruby!
He's coming, yeah, but Chad, how close is he?
Is he on his way up here?
Kai's coming to your dorm?
What?
He's still in line, okay.
I'm going to get my, Chad, I'm going to find him.
No, no, no. Food first, then bags. I haven't eaten all day, and I'm not gonna get
hangry.
He's not in line. He's coming. Yo, all this talk about coming. How about y'all
start coming, huh? How about you guys start coming? How's that?
He's not live yet, bro. I gotta find food. I'm too hungry to not be fine at food right now
Should I start knocking on dorms?
Open up whose room is this?
Whose room is this what what do you want?
Hey, dude
What?
Too many snacks.
Oh, Lazy.
Too many food?
Oh my gosh.
Come in.
Thanks for the invite, bro.
Yeah.
DADDY, THAT'S SET A NICE GORE!
Yeah.
What? What's wrong? Why are you so fucking cranky?
Bro!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Why are you so fucking cranky?
Bro, because my life is fucked up.
I'm holding my fucking main phone.
My phone's at 1% and it's not charging.
And you're fat!
Come to your, I suppose, a fucking boom!
I just wanted to make friends.
I just wanted to make friends.
Eat, you little.
Thanks.
You know what?
Fuck your dorm and fuck you!
You piece of fucking shit!
I hope your phone dies!
And you just got put in a ha ha ha Haskell edit.
Fucking pussy, get the fuck out.
Open the door because I actually have fucking children.
Roll your-
Fuck, guys, I'm bringing your sister's pants, little bitch.
Hey, Haskell! Ow!
Fucking shit.
You're not scared of me, bro?
You fucking little che-
You said me!
No, you're lucky.
Fuck, you said me!
I'm not taking disrespect. I'm bullying everybody. I'm the bully of these halls.
Hi, how are you? I'm doing great. Already fucking eating. How are you already...
What is this? Cinnamon magic.
Dude, you just took my food.
Nigga, did you rip the box halfway in the middle?
No, you can't even...
Haskell did that. I did not do that.
Wait, the Haskells fucked the box? Why is there a pool in the middle?
Guys, we gotta find food.
I can't be the only one that's hungry.
No, no, no, we're gonna eat at 7.
It's 7 o'clock.
You can't wait 30 minutes.
Is it her? Is it her?
Come on, come on, come on.
Dinner in 30 minutes.
Wait, I'm gonna keep ten.
Haskell's in there, right?
He's in a bad mood, Jason. Don't go in there.
He's like a monster.
No, Jason, he's a monster.
Don't go in there. I'm telling you.
I was gonna say you could say that.
I was gonna say it's all right.
I shall tell you.
Go find Marlon. I don't know where Marlon's at.
But unless you like that stuff.
How's it going?
How's it going?
How's it going?
Body!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, body, what's up, bro?
Who in this room?
I'm in this shit right now.
Yo, my, it's gonna be no, it's gonna be no holds in this room.
Zero.
I'm not worried about no holds, man.
What you worried about?
Nigga, I'm worried about this fucking TV here.
This fucking playing my body game.
And look, I came here for a word.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not honest, man.
Huh?
Nigga, you gonna talk to me with that condom?
What?
Hang on, man.
I'm gonna go away and if you might just get it because when I'm that you ever feel so tired you start feeling drunk
That make you feel gay
I'm telling you my listen. I say I say we have a sleepover bro. Mm-hmm. We should have a sleepover
Just boys we get all our mattresses put them on the ground. We all sleep on the same bed just boys just boys
Yeah
I'm gonna be real off stream. I asked the girl can I call it? She said only if you bring a lot of money
Where is she
Did she that I told me she's like you have to bring a lot of money with them listen listen
I know how to get in okay. Can you follow my leading trust me? Are we gonna have to get yes? Let's do it
I think she was in the 252.
Just follow my lead.
Hi Lacey.
Hey, how you doing?
Can I go get my camera?
Of course.
No problem.
So we're going to get it off her.
Have you not already met her?
And she's saying her secret.
Hi.
Hey!
Listen girl.
We heard there's a slumber party tonight.
Is that true?
There might be. If you've made me let you know that I'm not allowed.
Only baddies.
If you can't hear baddies?
Body tea, attitude tea, hair out bleak, everything.
Can you do something to prove that you're a baddie?
You have to kiss me.
You have to.
For the slumber part, come on.
You have to kiss me.
Yeah.
Wow. You're in.
Am I in too?
My name's Youssef, nice to meet you.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Yeah, I'll let you in, too, because, you know...
Awesome.
Awesome.
Okay, so just let us know when it is.
Okay, can you guys tell me what something is?
Yeah, of course.
I don't have to work the camera on the desktop.
Permission to enter the room?
Permission granted.
Can I have a look?
Yeah.
Awesome.
Don't worry.
I can help you with this.
How are you going to get in that corner, brother?
All right.
Watch.
Watch.
So first you want to add a source and you're going to want to add a, uh, there it is.
And that's just how you do it right there, just like that, right there.
Okay, okay.
Thank you so much, Lacey.
Of course.
Like you just got some browning points for the slumber party.
Yes.
You know if you want me to bring anything I can bring anything anything the girls want to meet a guy I can meet.
Maybe some food?
Yeah, I can do that. I can do that. Just let me know what time.
It's not going to last you long.
I'm going to wheel my way out of here.
Thank you so much.
I don't want to don't want to overstay my visit.
Oh man.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Okay, I'll see you tonight.
See you tonight. Bye boys.
Bye.
See you later.
See you later.
Hey guys.
Hey guys.
Yeah, of course.
Why did you assume that you would bring food?
Why is that the one thing she asked you for?
Maybe they just wanted snacks at the party.
There's literally unlimited food on this campus.
Hey, we just went to the party.
That's true.
I mean, we're in.
We're good now.
Yes, we're going to the slumber party, bro.
Let's do it.
We're going to the slumber party.
Oh.
Maybe we don't celebrate right next to her room.
Where's the elevator?
The elevator is this way.
OK.
I'm going to my room.
I need to see my roommate.
Is that Jason?
I'll see you later, brother.
OK.
Jason.
Jason.
Look at you wheeling around, bro.
We're going to a slumber party tonight.
By who?
By Tiana.
All the girls in there.
There.
They're not going.
They're not going.
Oh my God, this is what I'm sure of.
She's a little 250, 250, 250.
No, this one here.
Fuck.
Jason.
Hey, I heard there's a summer party.
I heard there's a summer party.
Ow!
Fuck!
Ow!
I heard there's a summer party.
Yeah.
But it's bad for me.
Bitch.
Bitch, wait.
There's tryouts if you want to be.
Bitch, your body's not feet.
Your hair cut's fucked up.
You got a bull cut.
Nobody fucking with you.
You're not showing up to the fucking party.
Take your backpack, take your little pervert ass,
and head down to the fucking party.
Wait, Lacey, don't you think, like, if you got in and, like,
you did your tryout, like, maybe he should do a tryout
and prove himself?
Oh, I gotta do it.
I gotta, like, sec dick or something?
You need to, like, prove your bad.
Yeah, do you know what the four poses is no, it's his iconic stance Jason, you know
What did you what did you have him do?
You said
Put it on God
Okay, let me kiss him
Let me kiss him and I mean by this is it what?
That's just like he won't
You fucking asshole come on you just hurt my leg oh my god
You're a terrible person
I wouldn't want a guy that treats other humans like that
I heard there's a slumber party tonight.
There is a slumber party? Where? Also?
Um, okay, wait, I have a question. Do you already go to your dorm?
Yeah. Um, okay, okay, man. I'm gonna say there's two, you know, there's two things.
Is there another username, like in your, in the other desk, because there's another, you know, you're your mate?
I don't have a roommate.
You might have yours already.
No, because there's no luggage.
You, you.
I don't have a roommate.
Congratulations.
No!
No, I'm going to get a little bit.
You see how I'm serious?
No, it's fine.
You'll be good.
You have two senators.
You can put the beds together.
You have a good way to sleep now.
Oh, man.
So, yeah, there's like a desk.
Mine was right there, and then that one doesn't say anything.
I mean, oh my gosh, we're going to be so long.
It's okay.
You know what?
Maybe I can find your roommate.
Okay.
I'll let you know.
I'll talk around.
Thank you, Lacey.
Right.
Yes.
Yes.
Who the fuck was that?
Yeah.
What was that?
how she's like so lonely and how she's she doesn't know our fans are yeah I saw
him running and then he got out of breath and stopped what for he was in
the pavement
are you blocking me from coming in the elevator you fucking asshole I need your
help I need your help I need you to help me get on
No, you have to help me.
You still have to go do-
There's no homework!
Are you aiding?
You, hey?
Professor X, nice to meet you, man.
Nice to meet you.
How you doing?
You're a great looking guy.
You know?
You got.
Where's the police?
Really, bro?
That's what I'm saying.
Let's not go be welcoming.
Let me give you a hug.
Ludwig?
I'm going to be welcoming as if you're
Jason the Wean.
Jason the Wean.
That's true.
Five minutes late.
Jason the Wean.
What's that?
I got a bad haircut, bro. Let me see it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's cute, right? It's cute.
No, no, no, no.
I heard you guys had a class tonight, but it's not me.
Are you gonna be sleeping in the dorms with us?
I'm not sleeping in the dorms with y'all.
I gotta ace your bed.
I got a ride.
You know what else you got, bro?
Invite the streamer to your turn.
You got the damn sticker on your pants, still.
What is this?
Wearing shorts?
Are you still in the police circle?
Yeah, they were chasing silky laps I've seen shirtless.
I've seen shirtless here on the market
It's genuinely not
Pity is from 100%
Thank you. Hi. It's your dog. Hi
sexuality
It's swag
Hey guys, have you seen the police or not?
I'm gonna get around here!
Yeah, nobody's seeing the police!
Shut up!
That way!
Yeah!
This way!
I'm on the door!
Put the police!
Shut the fuck up!
Oh!
It is!
Holy shit!
Hey, guys.
You clean up nice, lady!
How you doing, Jason?
So, what do you do for us?
What can I do for extra credit?
What you mean?
What can I do for extra credit?
Is this sexual?
No.
I'm a fiance.
I know.
You're trying to...
I'm going to your wedding.
I got an invite.
I already told you off-street, but I...
Keep saying you got an invite.
I'm going to be there.
I haven't sent out an invite.
You can't play.
You can't say karaoke, too.
I don't want to karaoke.
Flower boy?
Oh, let's see it.
What is that?
I think my hands, no?
You can't film them.
You're getting in trouble.
I didn't even notice that I had a cologne.
Oh, goodness.
Huh?
Is that my leak in it?
No, I'm showing this.
You think everybody got it?
What do you mean, am I leaking it?
I don't smell like this.
Oh, do you think I'm going to be smelling everybody?
Trust me, gang.
I'm not smelling like nobody.
Hold on.
You see?
Oh, that is so so good.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Look straight.
Oh.
That one smells good as fuck.
Lacey cameras on you?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm going to take the camera off.
Oh, that one smells good as fuck.
Lacey camera is on you?
Why is Lacey camera on me?
Look at the sheet that you've ever seen.
Ray Van Meta this.
Selfie tripod stick.
Oh, oh, I remember I used to sleep on this little headboard.
What, what are we on?
Oh
My backpacks apparently just broken. Oh crap. That's not good. Is it raining?
It's raining and my backpacks broken
What's happening? I'm leaving Schumer University. You're gonna be the first one to drop it out. Make sure to raid me
We back no chat. We're not back. I'm on Yu-Gi's ingest W Yu-Gi because my back
How you doing man?
Dude I love fashion.
Seeing you going to the fashion, it was like me.
I see a little bit of myself in you.
I like that.
Is this supposed to be a hit?
What do you think it is?
It's a bullshit.
What the fuck though?
What the fuck though?
Yeah?
No, no, okay.
It's not that we speak buddy, alright?
How you feeling?
the cool door are we going to go to the cool door where do you want to fix your
bag
how do I get to the door right here on the left right here on the left oh really
right here to the left okay and how do I get there when they have fucking wheelchair
speed bumps everywhere
What was that?
What was that?
Did you just let off a firework?
I got you.
I'll throw you over.
Okay wait, Yugi?
Yeah?
You gotta make sure I don't get hurt.
You gotta tilt me back a little bit, okay?
Oh my god.
No, no, no.
Listen.
Just tilt me back a little bit.
Like, kinda like wheelie me a little bit.
Yeah, okay?
Now push.
Yo, I'm not that heavy.
I'm not that heavy.
Hold on.
I'm not that heavy.
I'm not that heavy.
You are.
I went on.
Okay?
Nice, Yugi.
Nice.
Wait.
How are you gonna do that?
Nice! Wait, how are you gonna...
What the fuck is this?
What's wrong with the guy?
He's doing a property use fireworks at the police!
A property use fireworks at the police!
What?
Yes!
Hey!
88 dollars a day though.
What?
88 dollars a day.
For what?
How do you even get up?
88 dollars a day.
Are you a police?
Yeah, they're tripping.
Yeah, we should be in the right...
Yeah, we said not...
Don't interact, but I kind of want to go look.
Bro it's raining bro you have free will but don't interact
Let's go, what's up, twid?
Find the cafeteria I want food
It's it's raining bro. It's raining. I gotta get my luggage in a rain
They told me I got to get the luggage myself
Okay, go into your dorm wait Chad is the first night of streamer you gonna be a rained in night
The camera's getting drenched.
Oh my God, my camera's getting drenched.
I have your jacket.
No, it's my streamer, you jacket.
Oh, so yeah, I'll put it back here in the same.
Okay, we have a bunch of problems right now, Chad.
Chad, we actually have a ton of problems.
Problem number one, wheelchair is at two red bars.
No, it's not.
It's at three out of five.
No, but they're two red.
Yeah, that means those are the two.
That's why I'm going so slow.
When you're on 20% on your phone, it goes red.
Chad, where's Marlon?
I want to see Marlon.
Dude, it's raining and I have to get my luggage.
This is not good looks.
Hey, Sarah!
Can I have your jacket to cover the camera?
Fine, bro, yes.
He's mogging?
So you're telling me I have to get my luggage.
And what happens if I don't get my luggage?
Okay, so we have a, we have a big fucking problem then.
Hi, Lacey.
Hi, how you doing?
How you doing?
I'm doing great.
Marlin's pissing, oh my God, it's pouring.
Okay, this is the hardest one to get around.
Hi, how you, how you doing?
Yo, Dean Sedat! What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this, Dean?
Do you want to go that way?
No.
I don't remember.
Okay, it's raining. I got this.
Rain, rain, go away, come again another day.
the day, rain, rain, go away, come again, another day.
WXercise.
Okay, so I'm noticing I'm slowing down a little bit on speed here.
Stop putting that cat looking sideways, chat.
Guys, by the way, chat, I know I've said it twice, but if you guys don't want to watch
any ads, it's $5 or you could sub for free with Amazon Prime, and then you guys don't
have to spam L ads when you get an ad.
Max, retweet.
Okay, should I try to cut through the off-road?
I don't know if it's the off-road blue chair.
Like this path?
No, I don't think so, thank you.
Okay.
The long chair, the long chair.
Yonna!
Do you need help?
Yeah.
Too fucking bad.
You're gonna talk to me that way and you know I'm struggling.
You're walking out.
Yo, no speeding, hey.
I'm not speeding.
No speeding, bro.
I'm not speeding.
Hey, hey, hey.
Let me see.
I'm not coming to your weak gas class.
What did you say?
I'm not coming to your...
Oh my God, you're so heavy.
I'm not heavy.
I can make the pits fit out.
I'm not heavy.
Oh my God.
Sit up.
Wait, wait, wait.
Lacey.
What?
You are coming to my fucking class.
OK?
What is it again?
What are you teaching?
Clouds and networking.
Just come into my fucking class.
Do you hear me?
OK.
Do you hear me?
You are coming to my class.
I'm going to hunt you down.
I'm going to give you just a second.
So walk in.
OK.
OK.
I'm in my fucking class, do you hear me?
Okay.
Do you hear me?
You are coming to my class,
I'm gonna hunt you down,
I'm gonna give you just a second.
So walk in.
Okay, see you there.
What kind of teacher is that?
Come on.
What kind of teacher is she, bro?
What is this fucking,
dude every person I talk to just fucking hits me
or chokes me.
Me next, why are y'all saying me next?
Hey, how you doing?
You said what?
I'm lay.
You're lay?
That's your name?
Like lay.
Like lay.
I'm little lay.
Okay.
That's what they call me.
That's my hood name.
Little lay right here.
Little lay's my hood name.
Hi.
What cat?
How you doing?
Nice to meet you.
Hi.
How'd you guys do?
No, seriously.
We should all get on this.
Oh, shit.
Well, how are you?
Listen, I'm voting you for class president.
Thank you.
Please.
Please.
I'm voting you.
Actually, I think you're going to be a great class president.
in put the cafeteria to 24 seven. Is that because you need to take your time? No,
it's because I'm hungry a lot. Okay, so yes, maybe and maybe we put ramps up
because I don't know how you don't get up there.
Yeah, we don't want you to feel left out at any. I appreciate that. Yeah,
I appreciate that. Yeah, luckily you got the wheels. You got the floor. I got
invited to the summer party tonight. Yeah, I did. So am I gonna see you guys
I don't know. I'm gonna figure it out.
Yo, whoever's idea was to put fucking speed bumps on every sidewalk needs to be
It fired!
Where's my luggage?
Sent, seen by Kai?
She told Kai?
Who told Kai?
Who told Kai what?
Someone just snitched on you?
Wait, I forget what building it was.
It was this one, right?
who snitched on me wardrobe's going to
snitch on you for what for what Kai knows
about the slumber party oh no dude it's
not like that kind of party bro okay
drew how do we do this I know how do
How do we get all this stuff down?
I don't know, that's what I told you before we went live.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Is there anybody who could potentially help,
help maybe with like a golf cart to bring my luggage?
I'm kind of unable to carry it.
Is there maybe like a golf cart
that can come pick up some luggage?
Yes.
Yes, I will call.
Okay, thank you
Okay, where's my luggage?
Okay
Are you doing too fast?
Yes, I am.
Open the lead.
You're not.
You're right, I'm not.
Professor X, right now.
Professor X?
Yes.
Okay, here's my speech.
In streamer, in streamer, in streamer.
I'm gonna be in the streamer.
I'm gonna be in the streamer.
I'm gonna be in the streamer.
No, he's probably Stephen Hawking.
I'm gonna be in here.
Whoa, I'm flying!
You stand up.
Coach, I'm gonna tell you.
I got bad news.
You really lost a good one.
I think we can still use you.
Having that thing set on some screens,
win in the game. You get asking so coach? I see it. Coach, don't you ever doubt. Coach let me show
you something. Don't you ever doubt yourself. Coach let me show you something. Yeah, I'm going to use
you. Let me show you something. Don't you ever doubt yourself. Let me show you something, coach.
Look at this. Let me show you something. Coach, I'm telling you, I got to jump around. I got to
jump around. You want a little backwards up there? And first one, go to the second one,
watch this in the middle of the party. You want to hit the catch, basketball, girls looking, girls watching, shoot the shot, bang, bang.
You understand it. I understand it, coach. You do. And I'm telling you, I'm here, I'm ready, I'm ready to play.
I might be crippled, but I could play on a court. Hey, that ain't got nothing to do with nothing. Pull up tonight, let's get to work.
What time of practice? I don't know if I'm allowed to get that out. Okay. You got to talk to the right people to get that.
Okay, I'll be there, coach. You show up, I got you. I'm there, I'm there, coach. All right. All right.
I'm still gonna make the team! I'm still gonna make the team!
Oh my god, I'm still gonna make the team! I'm still gonna make the basketball team!
Where are you going?
To get the luggage!
So how are we gonna do this? We have three suitcases and two double bags, right?
We have three suitcases?
Janitor! Janitor!
Janitor!
Oh, son of a...
Um, hey genders, listen, I was thinking
maybe you guys could sweep my suitcases to my door?
Oh, you might be doing this.
You think we dormant.
So let me tell you something right now.
You know what you ever heard about boots?
Passage and boots.
It's OK, shit, make it.
Hey, so we can't sweep our way to your dorm room, make it.
Suitcases.
Hey, we're gonna know me.
Well, guess what?
Y'all are doing a whole lot of talking, not a whole lot of cleaning.
So maybe get the rooms down and start sweeping.
Well, let me tell you something.
You're not getting something back.
And when we went into that house, he said we're doing a motherfuckin' good-hands job nigga.
So shut your eyes, shut up, man!
Are we good?
So again, you can find one of the maids on Security Guards on street dancing love, alright?
Tello! Tello! Just clean your shit!
Whatever you need, mess it up.
Anything you need, tello.
Okay, I'm message tello, message tello.
Watch out. Watch out.
Watch out, it's a little wet.
It's wet, it's wet, it's wet.
It's a little wet, you gotta watch out, okay?
I gotta watch out, okay?
It's a little wet, you gotta watch out.
Watch out, bro.
Got me?
You gotta watch out, okay?
So the other...
Okay, Dean's gonna hear about this.
What?
Hey, you guys watch that?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Run, run, run!
I'm suing this University. I'm suing. I'm suing. Yep. And clip that, Senator Dean Sonat, and
they're getting expelled. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, Drew. How are we going to do this?
W upper body strength. Okay. So here's what I'm thinking.
How about you hold the camera and I'll break the suitcases.
I hold the camera, okay? Okay?
I just want to let you know, no speeding on campus, all right?
No speeding around the smoke for them.
And what are you going to do about it?
I want you to say something else, oh yeah.
No, no, no, please don't. Oh, yeah, no.
Oh, no. Why did you pack the whole house for a five-day stream?
Okay, so I'm carrying the camera.
That's pit bully.
Is she gonna bully me?
Oh, you actually do?
You put the backpack on my wheel.
My joystick.
Okay, thank you.
Hey, how you doing, man?
I can push you.
Stan, nice to meet you. Do you do karate?
That's the fifth time someone told me that.
I do kung fu. Do you know Jaga Chan?
Yeah.
He's my uncle.
Oh my gosh, I think I met your sister.
I think so. She showed me a picture of Jackie Chan.
Yes, bro!
What's my problem?
Is Jackie Chan actually your uncle?
Yes!
Prove it.
Do something Jackie Chan would do.
Here, sit here and take a look.
Here, sit here.
Sit here, randomly.
Oh, look at that!
What?
It doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt.
Before I got in this wheelchair.
Hey, I actually fucked up my knee, so I wasn't in the same exact position.
You 20 or ACL too?
ACL, yeah.
Well, you got surgery?
Uh, yes, but I didn't take...
I was in the...
That one.
You know, they're rolling one, though.
Wait, should I be in that?
Yeah, why are you on this one? I thought...
So I can sympathy farm it.
And this one I can sympathy farm it's way better.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Sure, they have someone coming with us to get the luggage.
No, no, no, but we're just gonna we're just gonna ride ride them
Jay shocks in your room like I have a pack of batteries
You need to get a knee scooter
I'm gonna steal your wheelchair. You know anybody in this chat who thinks you're gonna fucking bully me steal my wheelchair
I promise you know come here. No come here motherfucker
Oh, fuck that, I ain't playin' no games.
Oh, real life killer.
Stand up.
Lacey started acting gay at Schumer University
and kissed another man, all right?
Yeah, that would be great actually I feel like if Woj helps we could get all of them, right
Drew?
Yeah, I could.
No, no, we have three.
You can just get one.
I can take two.
Woj!
Woj!
If you could please get one.
I can take two.
That one?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh my gosh, we can do this.
That's like my fourth time taking bags.
We can do that, let's do this.
What is this lard going on?
Yo, don't call me a lard boy, bro.
What?
Oh, you're stacking it on me?
Yeah, they're gonna carry your stuff over here.
I think we can get it.
Thank you.
Can I go out and play a third stack?
I can't read the chat right now with the fire all spinning.
Looks so good today.
Bro, it's pouring!
I drew a looser!
Ow!
This is so fucked up, dude.
Why didn't we do this before we started the stream, though?
Looks like, looks like it's a night in, Chad!
Woo!
Oh my god, it's actually raining really hard.
Wait, hold on, let me cover the camera.
Wait!
Oh my god, my wheelchair is going to fucking explode!
I'll take your time, Drew.
I'm covering the camera and it's going to get wet.
That little shit you just did back there showing the door bending over can't create
content.
Okay.
No creating content.
So don't bend over.
Don't do any of that shit.
All right.
For the next five days, for the next five days, you're a machine, you're a robot, okay?
But I have some news for you.
I'm giving you a $2,000 raise over the next week.
So for Schremer University.
So for Sherman University, I'll be giving you $2,000.
Rums, for Sherman University,
I'll be giving you an extra $1,000.
And on my mods, I'll be paying y'all for modding, okay?
And everybody in the chat who drops a sub,
you actually get to watch ad-free,
and you don't, and you get a custom lacy wheelchair badge.
I heard they're doing some wheels again.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, so Rums, where is the wheelchair emote
that I had you set up?
Like, do you know, like Rums, not gonna lie,
not getting a raise you're not getting a raise
oh my god it's pouring
not going to lie
wait we're fucking stuck here
it's pouring right
we should probably get under a tree or something
dude
it's what is this fucking rain university
we gotta go there we gotta go there we gotta go there
come on come on come on come on
thank you for the 5th gift in Lacey Rose
Dude, it's pouring rain!
Oh my gosh!
I think I can wait an hour.
Woah!
Holy dinners in nine minutes!
I'm gonna miss dinner, bro!
My leather louis bag my leather louis bag is getting rained on oh my god Dean
Sinatra will pay Dean Sinatra pay bro go to your door yes but I need a better
monitor I have to play FNCS I can't play FNCS on a 60 Hertz monitor you look
like a deformed pay max yo rams can you answer your phone hey buddy where's the badge excuse me sir
Is there any chance you could get that Zoltan or no?
I just don't know how we're going to transport it in the rain.
Hey, could you explore this different like your mom?
I'm here.
Can you explore this different like your mom?
Wait a second.
Y'all have the emo?
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
I'll put it.
Do y'all have the emo when you sub?
Not the emo, but the badge?
I don't see anybody have it on.
No one has it on.
No. Rum said that he, Rum said it's working. No, not an emote. I wanna, it's a badge. It's
a badge. No, not the emote chat. If you subscribe to me on Twitch, you get a badge that you
could put next to your name. And it's a, it's a, it's a streamer university wheelchair
email and you can only get it in my stream.
It's working. I don't see it. I don't see it. Oh, it's icon has it. How come
nobody else has it? Oh, this is actually... I don't know how I'm gonna make it.
They're coming for me. Oh, thank you.
Yo, if you saw you actually get that badge, that's so sick.
That's so tough. We're a protest.
Chad, we're waiting for a wheelchair right now.
Or not a wheelchair.
Chad, we're waiting for a...
It's okay, don't worry
Yeah, what's what's been casing one million doing right now?
He's probably doing some order shit
That's the big Casey not the little
Chun Lee sour lemon. Thank you for the five gifting
W sour lemon. Oh my gosh. We got Devin with the sub victim with the sub we got pasta with the sub
I'm not the teacher's pet, Chad.
Are you a bully?
Am I a bully?
Are you a bully?
Do I look like a bully?
My name is Pitt-Bully.
Pitt-Bully?
Yeah.
That's why they were standing bully.
Yeah.
So you're not going to bully me?
No.
I'm Pitt-Bully-Bully.
Don't you tell him I'm going to decent act.
I'm going to give a fuck.
You know who my husband is?
No.
Drew-Sk.
Drew-Sk is your husband.
I did a sneak over with Drew Ski.
Yeah? Yeah.
It's my husband.
So you didn't watch his latest show.
Could have been love.
I didn't watch it.
No, I didn't watch it.
So I'm the winner of season two.
So you're his wife?
Yes.
Well, congratulations on finding love.
Thank you, sir.
I appreciate you.
Congratulations.
He's the only man I don't have a lot of.
Only man?
Only man.
Okay.
Well, can I ask you a question about him?
I got an answer.
How big is Dick?
Not big enough.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm okay, no, no, I'm okay, I can't handle myself, I can't handle myself, I'm okay I don't want to hurt your dick.
Yeah, just, yeah, yeah, we're good.
Goddamn, fucking hammer in there.
That's what you call a BBC.
Oh, that is indeed a BBC chat.
No, that's what I'm saying.
It's electric and it's getting rained on.
I'm not touching the hammer.
I'm not touching her hammer, bro.
It is there.
What are your pronouns?
What do you think it is?
What do you think I am?
What do you believe?
I don't get it.
What do you think it is?
Um, based off the BBC.
Right.
Uh, slash, Mazing.
Mmm.
Oh, you good.
Yeah.
You good.
Yeah.
You real good.
Yep.
Yep.
I'm she-her.
What is it?
She-her.
She-her.
I'm just still like niggas.
OK.
You be like, I'm not a nigga bitch.
I like that.
Yeah.
I'm him.
I'm her.
I'm her.
I get called that a lot too.
Yeah.
Yes
I'm a piece of shit
I'm Spain. Oh, yes, man. I'm okay. You look like Italian. You can be like get aggressive as I'm 50% Italian
Okay, I know it 30% Spanish you need 20% black
I'm done talking to you. Okay. Because now you're lying. No, I'm not. You're not 20% black, am I too? Am I too? And that's two blacks in there.
Do you want to keep lying? I'm lying. I know you won't. I'm lying. That's how you lie. I'm lying. That's how you lie, yes. How are we going to get to our doors?
How are we going to get to our doors?
Oh, thank you. I didn't even know there was a stick in there. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I just want to go to my dorm.
This is your fault for saying let's go get our bags.
Oh, and now we're stuck here.
It's not my fault.
Yes, I want sorry didn't want to go to work right away when I'm enjoying streamer University
And now I'm just fucking stuck here, bro
And I can't even go to my door
Fuck it
What the fuck is this?
Am I playing evil streamer university?
I need help!
I need to get to my dorm, okay?
My wheelchair is electric and I can't get in the rain.
Okay.
We'll fit over my wheelchair, do you think?
What we can do is we can keep splitting it down the middle and make a big, like, part.
Really?
Yeah.
You want to do that?
Yes, please.
Let's do it.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Oh never mind there's a step I cannot do that I'll meet you on the other side
Oh
I'm stuck I'm stuck here
Is this a hidden chest?
Who's screaming?
Okay.
I got it.
I got it.
Maybe we can raid the empty trash cans.
So you want me to put dirty trash cans?
No, no, no, no.
If they're empty, if they're empty.
I think...
Oh no, this is not good.
It's not good.
Well, this is really bad.
I think she's gonna come back and more though.
This is...
So if I see it covering the white t-shirt,
and we'll recover the 10,000 dollar camera,
and the 20,000 dollar camera.
Oh no, thank you.
So you're saying you want the trash bag?
I'm saying I should have the trash bag.
Listen, you don't want a very special bag.
OK, yes.
So what if I leave my bag here?
Bro, this is so ass.
But how are you going to get to the dorm?
I'm going to fucking just book it, bro.
Well, you need to get something to buy.
Yeah, Chad, I know there's dinner.
What are you, like, how do you want me to get there?
I've been really stressed.
Okay, sir, I'll be long gone by then I'm gonna find a way
Guys can Marlin help me. I'm stranded wait. Can we get in here? No. I'm stuck. Oh
My gosh, like what are the odds of this chat?
Go look for the ten bands dude. I don't want ten bands. I want to go back to my dorm
This hurts so bad
Marlins coming what you said yeah, that would be amazing if the car can help me
Please, please, please, please help me.
No, we didn't hear us.
to walk. Yo, what do you mean, just walk?
Alright, and then let's push it up a little bit.
This is fucking evil.
This is hurting my fucking...
Oh my gosh, the golf cart's coming.
Okay, so how am I going to get the wheelchair in the golf cart?
Are we leaving stuff here?
Are we leaving the stuff here or taking it?
It's a really small golf cart, Drew.
There's no way you can get this guy left.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
How am I going to get the...
You're gonna die.
Oh!
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
I'm missing a food!
Okay.
I don't know. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know.
I'm not staying in the wheelchair and holding onto the cart.
Okay.
I said we might have to leave the luggage here.
Oh, this is hurting my knee so bad, having two double bags on me.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Door dash on the way.
I don't know if it's possible for me to get back.
I generally don't think it's possible.
Here's what we do.
Here's what we do.
Here's what we do.
We put the bags on the car.
Max!
Please!
What the fuck.
This is where you got to leave.
This is where you got to leave.
This is where you're getting at?
You're on red wall.
That's where we're going.
Okay.
You understand I'm paying all these shit. I got I got I got
Your game is sweating and raining I had to take the
Hey, you smell good though, Ali you still
Listen, I'm gonna put my shirt right here. I'm a grandma luggage. I'm come get yours. We're all gonna go to the ship
All right, my wheelchair kick it wet. It's electric
No, you're not.
What?
No, we're coming right back.
We're coming right back.
I'm pushing.
Me and Max pushing him both of you.
Yeah, come back.
Yes, yes, yes.
Like that ass.
Like that ass.
You know where Reece, Mollies, Reece?
That's, uh, yeah.
Wait, hey, what, what, what, what?
What, what, what?
What, what, what?
What are you?
I'm in, I'm in Miller.
I'm in Miller, too.
Right?
Do you know where Reece is?
Are you not in here?
No, I don't, I don't.
Reece is already at Reece.
Reece is across the street.
The fuck it's called the Quillie. They're like by something. Yes. Yes. Wait. I thought you guys said you were gonna help me
So you guys aren't gonna help me
All right, here's what we have to do
We got a low we got a load the luggage onto the on the golf cart and then I just have to fucking roll the rain
I guess I don't know. I don't know wrong. I
Think we're just gonna load the luggage onto the golf cart and I'm just gonna try to get there in the rain
At Miller yes
Thank you so much for your help sir. You're one of a kind I'm trying. What a
guy actually what a lad in the chat room W lad
okay Drew I think you saw the poncho or no what happened to the poncho okay
Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, it's fine.
Oh, so I'm not going to have any coverage?
No, no, no, we have to find a poncho for you.
I mean, not far away from here, you know.
We can just take off you.
Who's jacket is this?
I don't think anyone likes this.
That's candy.
Is there any other trash bags here?
I'm working on it.
You're going to have to throw it over.
Oh
My gosh, I'm out of foot your chair, bro
Listen up fucking change. I'm a fucking bully. Don't play with me pussy. Yeah, thank you
Hey, nigga, don't grab my shit on touch my shit. I see you in food
I'm not gonna fucking ask you a fucking hand.
Hope?
I'm gonna get back for you.
I'm gonna come.
Watch my bags.
My bags are not here.
They're still last.
Max, I'm gonna watch them for you.
Where, where the hell are they?
I'm gonna watch them for you, Max.
I'm gonna watch them for you.
This is the big friend for building products for Dean's office.
I'm gonna-
No!
Yeah!
I'm gonna watch them for you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Max, relax! Max, just calm down!
It's okay.
I was just over there, bro.
I know, I know. But it's okay, calm down.
Are we ready?
At least you have a chrome chain.
Hey, stop on that dick roll.
Okay.
Stop on that fucking dick roll.
Yeah, got you.
Lucky you smelled it.
I do.
Yeah, make it that stuff proper.
No, it's the new Drake Cologne in your dorm.
He gave us Cologne?
Now, if you excuse me, I have to roll.
Fuck it! Weep all!
It's actually you, it's actually flag.
Yo wait, let's go.
Yeah, explain.
It's only right there.
Fuck you.
What?
No, I didn't.
I have it in my pocket.
Max! Max! Max! You dropped your key!
Max!
Dumbass!
You dropped your key! Max, you dropped your key!
That wheelchair is going to be fried by tomorrow?
Yeah, it actually might be fucking cooked by tomorrow. I'm not going to lie, Chad.
Max, you dropped your key.
I didn't get it, it's back there still, but I'm just letting you know you dropped it, peace.
Oh fuck your other leg up. Are you playing with me?
It's back here. Yo it's rated hard, you're stopping a cripple in a rain.
You said I dropped my key, are you trolling?
Oh my god, this wheelchair is not built for the rain dude.
Ah, Jay Shock.
Jay Shock? Okay.
What the fuck?
Hey, Megan, that's Megan.
Go, bro!
I kicked over a speed bump.
Why not?
Please don't.
Let me toss her around.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Get too good.
Okay, I'll go back.
I can't hear nothing, bro. Leave us alone.
It's raining hard, you see.
Okay.
back leave us alone it's raining hardy sick
oh my god w method I'm trying to see my
going faster than us bro block my
ticket rain but it's wet that's not what
nigger did you just throw a fucking
botanical bag on the ground in the rain
not as hard as player wasn't it thank
you bro
Hey
Yeah, are you okay?
Hey, I got news
Basketball coach. He said I'm still in on the team
I'm still in a team. He said I can set screen to my wheelchair
I'm gonna get it. Oh
My god
Hold on a second, I'm about to mug someone.
Brollo?
No, bro, they fucking left me.
Lacey, what's up, baby?
How you doing?
Can you do me a favor?
Yes.
Can you get down a little bit?
Come on, hold on.
Stare at the camera.
And get mugged.
I'm a hater.
Fucking mugged.
Why so late?
You are, you're on a basketball team?
I'm on the basketball team, yes.
How do I tell you, man? I'm the captain of the basketball team.
Yes, I am.
I'm the captain of the basketball team.
Leave those shooters so that I can set screens in my window.
This is the fucking paragraph!
Yes! It is! Fuck you, you're not a bitch!
I'll be the fucker you!
Hey, hey, hey, come on.
We're gonna go south this way.
We're gonna go south this way.
No, I'm not gonna go that fast.
We're gonna go the same way we did before.
No, guys, we're gonna go south this way.
Come on.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
It's only the first day, Jack.
I'm fucking doing everything!
I'm doing everything!
Ah fuck! Ah fuck!
Haha, you dumbass.
What are you doing?
I told you, we don't fucking need it. Should I help you?
Nah, I had to ask Jack.
Oh my gosh, bro. What do I do with my wheelchairs about to die?
Okay, y'all think you could doordash here she can't doordash into the wheelchair
Yes
This is Miller right here. Why is that?
Right here
well everybody's waiting outside enjoy the rain fellas
you want to get the bag right now okay
hold on
fuck this shit
This is so stupid! It's pouring rain!
Don't go! They're going to break?
No, sir!
Where's the security guy?
Huh?
I don't know, man. I don't know.
Oh, wait, you're the worst enemy. A carpet that's not even...
Look, this day couldn't get any fucking worse!
And I still haven't eaten!
Do I at least look good with my hair like, though, Jack?
No.
Wait, don't do the edit.
Come here.
I'm gonna keep it a buck, though, Lacey.
Come on, work versus bottle, Lacey.
Like, as much as I love you, you know you're my brother, right?
Yeah.
But who you're rooming with?
Well, I'm rooming with Jay Shaw.
We're gonna have a hands-on.
Yeah, as much as I love you, you're gonna take out twice the space in the elevator.
Like, I'm gonna like, you know, you can.
I'm going in the elevator before you.
Handicaps get priority.
So it is that white privilege?
No, it's called wheelchair privilege.
Dude, you're more than welcome to cut you up nice nipples.
I think that's the same as going to go out there.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hello.
I'm going to go try to.
Can you start your arm the first time?
I think so.
I think so.
No luck on your part.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's all right.
All right.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You want me to finish this?
I've been rocked.
Anyone want two?
I'm on two, I'm on two.
matches.
I'm still on here, come on.
My gosh, you guys are so mean.
You guys are so bad.
You guys are so bad.
You guys are so bad for you.
Dang, Lacey.
What are you doing?
It's not sweat, bro.
It's pouring.
It's pouring.
It's pouring.
It's pouring.
It's pouring.
Dang! Lacy!
What are you doing?
It's not sweat bro, it's pouring rain.
Oh, oh, oh!
It's pouring!
Oh shit, okay, do you have your umbrella weather?
Where's Brayden?
I swear I didn't see Brayden today.
Is it down here?
Is this where the lobby is? Are they giving up the keys?
Yeah.
I don't think she got the keys.
Not anymore, it's fucking wet!
No, there's no cheating yet!
I just want chicken!
What's that noise?
Wait, where are you at?
Right here.
I'm not even my roommate.
You're my roommate.
RULE ME!
RULE ME!
No!
Save you man!
What's up Rue?
We're lagging like crazy bro.
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
We're lagging like crazy, bro. I need help.
Dude.
It's fucking horror right out there, man.
Don't go out there, bro.
It's horror, man.
I heard you have sex.
I heard you have sex.
You actually have sex.
Like, honey, get a Spider-Man backpack.
Oh, my God. I fucking love Spider-Man.
Where do I have to end this?
I literally love Spider-Man.
Spider-Shock in the middle of the...
Oh, my God, you're so mean, sex.
Take whatever you want.
But, everyone, any of you want?
Yes, I got gummies on the bottle.
I got gum over here.
Okay.
99 in the chat for later, you gotta go follow them.
You gotta go follow them go sub doing real quick. Oh my god. You're actually a legend. Thank you so much
Yes, we might do fun things or do I do?
Do whatever you want, bro. I'm gonna be here the whole time. So we're gonna be here the whole time
We're gonna be here the whole time. And listen, tonight there's a snowman. Did you expect me to be here with me?
I did it. I don't need a room. But we're about to have a fucking blast. You look like Timothy Chalamet right now. Am I actually?
You're looking sly. For real?
You might get a Grammy. They keep spamming hard eyes in my chat. It's annoying. Oh for real? Yes, they're spamming hard eyes.
All bunch of girls
So okay, so my rooms you know it doesn't have Wi-Fi. Hey, what's that?
That's your sprite. I will get a jacket
But I love you. Okay, you're just us
Everyone's gonna get the gold sprite
So we have a we have a rare sprite
What thank you, no, no dude
Thank you
Oh my god
No one see it. No, no people don't have to fuck with me. That's the thing do we got to figure out this internet issue
A hot spot
Chet stops me my hard eyes you know stop it stop it stop here. I'm gonna eat
Oh my god wait
Wait, was it just not plugged in
Oh my gosh, Jay shock. We might have internet bro. We might have internet. Also, just to
let you know, I don't like sleeping alone. Sleeping alone. So we might have to share
better. Wow. Well, honestly, I'm down. So I'm going to be anywhere to do it. Let's do it.
Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. All right. Well, we have no internet. How are we going to get
this stuff home? What do you mean? What do you mean? How are we going to get all this
stuff home? I've got one suitcase and one backpack. Are they going to ship it to us?
Yeah.
You sure?
You sure?
You're pretty sure?
I gotta eat food.
I thought I ate food.
I didn't eat real food.
Em?
I need a jacket.
Because where's our luggage?
Where's our luggage?
This one's sad, I don't know, I'm not six years old.
Ow.
Thank you.
Yo, all the ladies in the chat,
please stop sexualizing my state of the heart.
I'm a human being, okay?
I'm not a sex symbol, I'm not a sex icon.
I think this needs to be empowered by something.
So, there's a problem, because if I don't have,
if I don't have a wifi in the dorm,
I can't play my Fortnite tournament.
No games are on it.
You good?
Yeah.
You can do that.
All right.
Okay.
I'll just leave you.
Let's go explore other dorms.
We gotta go find,
But you have to see who our roomies are.
What's the other roomies?
Oh no, I'm not going outside, it's too wet.
It's fucking soaked outside.
Is it good or are we getting help?
So what happened to you?
I don't know.
I was trying to look.
What happened to you?
Basically, I was a semi-professional basketball player
and I tore my knee.
Did you stick any threes?
Oh yeah, I held one of the records in the G-leaf.
Oh hell yeah.
Yeah.
When I tore my knee playing semi-professional basketball,
it fucking sucked, but it happens.
Alright, I'll be back for me.
Alright, brother.
What the hell?
Am I not sure who to keep?
What?
Do you want me to keep?
Oh, yeah.
Hey!
Out!
Who's in this room?
220.
Staff room, okay?
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
What is it?
It's the snack!
Oh, the PC9?
It's me!
Maze!
Hey, y'all!
Good, what's good, bro?
What's good? You guys have Wi-Fi?
No, we don't.
We have to go to the technician's watch or something.
Do what?
To get it connected?
Are you going to come over to our house and eat our entire wing?
No, no, no, no, but whenever we cook weenies.
Cook weenies.
Cook weenies?
Weenies.
Look at that.
Like weeners.
Is that hot dogs?
Yeah.
And I got an air fryer.
I'm ready.
I'm going to have Marty eat his crazy shit at like 3 AM.
I'm not in the trolling ground, bro.
Why are you in the room, man?
You're saying Jason got expelled.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
That holy shit.
I was waiting for that one.
I don't know.
Wait, so far I've heard.
Jason expelled.
Wait, Trans-Saharanian, at least.
I'm glad.
Wait, so boys, I haven't gotten to my gifts this year.
So can I go through it?
Who is that cool guy? Can I get my line?
No, I'm not talking to him.
No, you're good.
Oh wait, Marvin. Also, they didn't give us our Drake balloon.
I think I know why.
Oh, Drake didn't give us our...
We both did it.
No, we both did it.
And I'm ruling with him, so I'm guessing you're gonna have to...
Well, it's pretty locked. Oh, and Nike, you know,
I'm pretty sure all of you are almost like Nike.
So why the fuck is my shit after hanging a lock?
I was supposed to have the Fritz in here.
What the fuck happened to that lock?
You know what Fritz I'm talking about, right?
Oh, yeah.
Wait, Jason actually ended streaming on Expella.
Wait, are you put on guard?
You're cabin.
He's not, he's not in.
Unless, yeah, he had the tree.
Are you thinking, what?
What?
Wait, what?
Wait, what do you do?
What do you do?
No, I think you gotta spell.
Apparently somebody is cooked.
Oh, his two cakes fired.
Or not, fired.
I don't know what you're going to do.
He obeys to, oh, he lagged out?
You all scared me. I thought Jason got expelled.
I stole the cop.
Wait, put it on. He stole the cop car.
Jason, did that steal a cop car, bro?
Wait, people are saying he's trying to steal a cop car.
There's no way they ended the stream for that.
Okay, Chad, let's see what we got.
We got the backflip flipping this series.
He stole Phantom's cop car?
Are you guys good at it?
Chad, don't show Jason. Deadass got expelled.
That's not what I'm aiming for.
It's OK.
OK.
That's it.
What the fuck y'all laughing at?
Dude!
It's not my sin, sir.
I'm going to knock on the doors.
I'm going to see who my neighbors are.
And like, you know what I'm saying?
I'm going to go through all the first problems.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Wait.
He did not crash the car chat.
Girls bathroom only, not a bedroom.
Double room.
Does that look like anybody's in there?
Nobody runs in the other dorm.
No!
One of my phones let an eye.
Hey.
Who's that?
Who's screaming?
I have the hand with me.
I have to get this phone up.
Who's so heavy?
Who's so heavy?
Deen Snack!
Man, knock yourself, pussy niggas!
Deen Snack!
Oh, shit.
What up, big dog?
Oh, my God, you escaped prison?
What's good with you, gangster?
What are you...
I don't beat you good.
I'm good.
What, whoa, you escaped?
I'm gonna go fuck over them cops, boy.
It's pouring rain.
Yeah, can't break that TV.
Why you in it wheelchair?
Why are you in a prisoner outfit?
Gays, I'm a fucking criminal.
I'm telling the dealer.
Shit.
You ain't telling nobody, fuck nigga.
You ain't telling me.
Bring him in now.
Bring him in.
No, no, no, no.
Don't be a chance.
Hey, hey, hey!
Get in there, motherfucker.
Tell who?
Tell who?
Fuck the fucker.
Tell who me?
Ah!
Shut the fuck up, nigga.
Shut the fuck up!
OK, OK, fuck about none of this.
You're just talking about who?
You're going to tell who?
You're going to tell who?
There's one thing about this.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Take everything.
Huh?
Go both feet right so look in the ass.
Nick, how fast does she go, Nick?
You want it?
Huh?
You want it?
Well, you want my, you're gonna steal my wheel?
How fast does this go?
What do you need?
How fast?
How fast does it go?
Show me a little something, guys.
Okay.
Show me a little something.
Hey, you like hell cats?
I love hell cats.
You mean that bitch like hell cat, guys?
You mean that bitch?
Screw it!
I'm gonna let you go to like I'm gonna let you go come to me what dick me dick you that
Maybe that's the handshaking on this motherfucker. You ain't no dick. No, no, no, no, what the heck?
Dick me with the hands
Dick me dick me dick me
I say like that meal dick me dick me dick me
Oh my god, I'm gonna start using it. I like that a lot. Let me guess. Hey dick me twin dick me dick me down dick
Me down real nice. Yeah, dick. Yeah, mm-hmm. Keep dicking me down
Dick me, twin. Dick me. Dick me. Hey everybody, who wants to dick me?
Look who it is
Hey
You're dick
How many times is it like someone's office?
Hey, take me to it first person to come loses
I
wrote a shit on you, bro. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I got a whole bunch of shit
Hey, you want to stick fucking it? No, you're sticking in a wheelchair would be great
Where you at
I
Brighton was good to me
Ask for my dick harder
Dick me harder come on beg for it. I want you to dick me so fucking hard till the point where I come
I'm the school bully. I just want to let you know, bro
Yeah, where you going? Yeah, where you going? You want to tear? You want a little ass tear?
I can pull this bitch at any given moment. Any given moment.
Well, you could technically, but there's you're not then you might be a little bit too heavy. I'm gonna give it a buck.
But I can control your life.
Go to the diner. I'm plug your...
Right. And you want to go to the diner? Wait, you a phone charger?
Well, you hungry, right? Yeah, I'm hungry. Yeah, I'm the school bully though, but uh...
My god our bags. We're our bags. I'm in 218
We're dead
What's up, man dick me dick me
Why are you asking random guys to dick you?
We knock on dorms and see where everybody's average. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do a segment. Let's do a segment of gong-dong bitch. Okay
Maybe we should save it for night
Summer baby, he's back there is someone screaming
I
Should I go to the diner
Oh, yeah
What the hell are you?
Hey, what's good? Dick me?
Fuck you.
Dick me?
Fuck you.
I heard you stole a cop car.
I got, I'm getting expelled.
Dick me?
They, they turned off my stream.
Dick me?
They turned off my stream, bro.
Well, you're not alive?
I got expelled.
Well, you're getting expelled, actually.
I got expelled, bro.
Why are you still here, then?
I'm getting my seat, bro.
I don't know why you're about to leave, out, leave me out of dick.
Wait, you actually got expelled, Jake?
So you're leaving.
For what though?
I don't know.
I hopped in a cop car.
Oh, I say you stole a cop car?
Wait, he actually got expelled?
Who is the elevator, man?
He's got to be trolling, right?
He's got to be trolling.
Go to 376.
I kind of like the dick me I actually really really like the dick me
Well, is it weird you say to girls
How you doing
I'm doing good. Do you know where the dining on this you like this. It's called dick me. Oh
No, no, no, sorry. No, sorry. Okay. Wait. What is it? I'm not like a fucking weirdo. No, it's like a new it's like
Is it like, because you're in a wheelchair?
Wait, how do you do it?
I go like this, and then you do it with your hand too,
and then it's like that.
I use, oh, all like this?
Yeah, and then we just, oh.
It's popping.
It's like a new Dap-Up.
Does it mean something scary, or like?
No, it's just a new Dap-Up.
It's literally just a new Dap-Up.
Nice.
OK, do you know where the dining hall is?
That's where I'm going right now.
Oh, shoot, OK.
I try to cross the way.
So you go down elevator, alcohol, I'll take a left,
take a right.
then you go another left down the hall then there's a street you're gonna see
go down the street off the curve over the curve take a right take a left
oh shit oh shit gotta go
Wait.
Gotta go!
The mods room is 14!
Get to my fucks, I...
What the fuck?
Wait, Brady, what happened?
Uh, I went in there and I pissed everybody.
Uh, everybody in there. They fake us having a suite.
They fake as hell in this room!
Oh my God! Ask the where's diddy-bob!
Who the hell is this guy?
Hey! Hey!
What up? What up?
What up? What up?
What the fuck are you guys doing here?
What the fuck are you guys doing here?
What the fuck are you guys doing here?
What the fuck are you guys doing here?
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Chris!
I gotta find campus police.
I got to find campus police. I got to find campus police.
I got to find campus police.
Oh, remember? Is that 212? 212?
I got to find campus police.
Campus?
No, I can't find campus police.
No. No.
Where's campus police?
Where's Campus Police?
Oh!
He's the crappy stairs.
What do you mean go down these stairs?
No, it does that. It's so horrible here.
The treatment that these students are getting.
I gotta tell the cops.
Let me have my roommate where she at.
I gotta tell the cops.
Oh my god, he's telling.
Pest control. Who called out rats?
They're kidnapping people.
Who?
Down there, they're kidnapping people.
Who?
In room 212, I gotta tell the cops.
You're gonna get killed.
You're gonna get killed.
Okay, that's different.
That's a different story.
Marlon needs saved.
How the hell are you gonna wait?
I'm fast as fuck.
Don't kidnap me!
Don't kidnap me!
I'm coming
I'm coming to save you
We don't even want to save you
Hey, hey, hey, first thing in the morning
I don't even want to work
Do it really, do it really
Oh, wait, do the clip that moment in
I'm just going to describe
Wait, what?
Wait a minute, look
I'm streamed it in seven minutes
No, bro, no dick me
Oh
I don't know you guys are fucking
Turn this shit off turn it off
Just turn this shit off
Let's go
I can't even go because my wheelchair is about to die
I'll let you right down right down right now
All right, here, come here.
Yeah, a couple doors down, so.
What's up, man?
How you doing?
Dick me.
Dick me.
Dick me.
I don't want to do that.
Dick me.
I'm talking to the professor right now.
Dick me.
This dick.
Whoa.
Yeah, I'm talking to the professor.
Wait, that's Ludwig's professor room?
I want to go in.
I'm top of class, of course.
And listening and taking the series, you know?
When you go to school, Marlon, you give the body a hand.
Professor's got a nice grill!
Wooo!
Mmm, strawberry milkshake!
Professor's got a little solar,
I might have to sleep in here a few nights!
Mmm!
Mmm, it's pretty solid!
It's pretty good!
I see even that horror but it's just not connected to anything.
Are those fucking milkshake missions?
Good.
Go get dinner.
I can't, my wheelchair's got two batteries.
Yeah, that's a 40%.
A big mug?
A percent.
That's a 40%
What
My dragon
Well, no way the elevator still yes, no way the elevator still way
Dick me dick me you were right though they fucking kidding at me
I'm gonna get fucking banned also by the way, I don't know who set up these wires bro, but
How you doing? My name is Sabo Roto. Hi, I'm soccer shooter. Nice to meet you. Are you up here also? I am.
Are you looking for your room? Do you need help? No, I was waiting on the elevator and then trying to find the showers.
What? Take me? I'm not worried. You've been taking me for a while.
Why should I? Bad shit. Why? Take me. Yo, I'm not doing that with you, gang. There's too many people watching.
Let's go grab a little munch.
Yeah, he's trying to...
We all want to get that thing.
These money come in.
How long you gonna take?
Can I get on the LVP please?
Get off.
Let's go get Sarah.
Sorry about that.
We all still got to get Sarah.
Why?
So he's saying, where is he?
He's gonna go first.
Wait, did they fix the service in there?
Or is everyone just gonna go out and nobody...
There's no service.
There's no service.
There's no service.
There's no service.
Oh, there's no service.
That gets the phone out.
I'm gonna show you the truth.
Huh?
We all know the rules.
Wait, I'll let you know.
Where is our luggage?
He never bought our luggage
Chad the guy in the car just never brought our luggage what do we do?
In my phone that's who percent
What is phantom doing I actually feel bad for his camera, bro
I know what we're doing. Why are you going around saying that to me?
I don't like that. I don't like that at all.
Wait, what's up with the drums? How you doing?
Good.
So, it's wheelchair accessible.
Oh!
Your language is right in there.
Oh, it's right in there?
Oh, thank you, sir.
Like that scooter?
Not for me?
Not for me? Okay.
I'll let you know. You speed by me, I'm running your disingenstlet.
So no speeding.
You're in my class tomorrow morning.
We cast attention. I am in your house. Are you showing up? What time is that 10 a.m. In the morning?
Wait, so what what allegedly will I feel good at a central time I guess
So keys in my closet
I have a fitness training course at 7 a.m. Yes, right before
So then you're gonna go away. How are you supposed? Yeah, where's your door? I
I want to go into your dorm with you.
Is this the cafeteria?
I'm going to the cafeteria.
Does anybody have an extra phone charger I can borrow?
I got a 25.
Okay, I have one.
Why are y'all saying ooh shit?
Chad, I'm going to go to the fitness course and I'm going to get in the gym and I'm going to work on my body, bro.
I'm telling y'all right now, I'm not missing it.
missing every day of Shimmer University. You guys have my word. I will not be
missing a single day of going to the gym. Word of bro, word of bro.
Ron's rooming with a child.
Holy shit. Holy fuck. Hey slowpoke, can you speed up your walking a little bit?
I'm excited to have you in my life.
Hey, fat ass!
I'm sorry, yes, yes, yes.
Are you fucking serious?
I'm talking to you.
Ma'am, you heard what he said, right?
You want to turn on me?
No, what did you say?
I was talking to more than I said.
What did you say?
I was talking to more than I was talking to more than I said.
Remember, you're a student.
And oh my god, if you keep pressing me,
I'm gonna snitch the guy.
I'm gonna call him, I'm gonna snitch,
I'm gonna get you out of this building.
He's not picking up your call.
He's not picking up your call.
You want a bet?
Get the fuck out of my way.
I'm not gonna let you know right now.
Cutting up okay, and you're not gonna see the next fucking classroom
You're not gonna see the next fucking lunch meal all right, and I know your fast is hungry
So you have two other juniors, right?
Yeah.
Where the bro?
I'm serious.
To the left.
Ow!
Cinnah!
Fuck you.
Of course you want to be the first one to eat.
Of course you want to be the first one to the food.
I'll fucking course you do.
This is getting worse.
Oh.
See?
Ah!
I'm a piece of shit.
OK, I'm a girl.
I'm a girl.
Yo, this is bullying.
I'm getting left out of the fucking cafeteria.
Oh, I'm going to fucking hold, bro.
We made it!
Where is the ch-
How long?
15 minutes.
Wait, there's a what?
They said that there was.
Oh, there's no beer.
There's no beer.
I
Can I push you around no you can't push me yo, it's not a pushable fuck up let's go
No one has any internet, any service in this building.
I don't know, chat and I'm just lagging.
I don't know why I do this.
Oh, fuck it, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
I don't know what you're thinking about.
Yeah.
Maybe in this room we have phone on deck and we switch the phone
while I'm lying.
Shall we go out here?
Why are you going to the right?
What are you doing?
Why are you going to the toilet?
What the fuck is a bird?
What's up, man?
Have you got this signal right here?
Shit signal.
I didn't know that.
Is there food upstairs?
All types of food.
Did ass?
Are we back?
I don't know.
It's good, okay, where did everybody go?
Don't tell me there's no elevators.
Is there an elevator in here, man?
Thank you.
Oh, right here, bro, this is gonna be the best time ever,
bro.
Dude, this actually feels like back in school.
And tonight's just like a little weekend.
Everybody's catching up live.
And tomorrow, the real deal starts.
It's time for school, actual class, actual learning,
actual going through school, bro.
The mythic elevator.
Let's go.
I
I'm gonna take a little bit of...
You
you
you
you
You know what I love, I ain't judging you either.
What the fuck is the fucking cocaine bro?
What are you doing?
It was the first day.
What the fuck is that a glove on?
You got me a thing, huh?
Yeah, my cameraman doesn't know what he's doing so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me see how you do it.
How you water me out of the front of the window?
How do I get in with them?
What do you mean?
They're trying to tell me something.
They don't want me to say it.
It says, only America.
It is.
It is.
Let's get your balance.
What's your balance?
My balance.
My balance.
My balance.
That's what the food is?
No, there's a lot of food, but I'm just giving them time to do the things together.
Can we get actual food?
Alright.
They got actual food.
How do you look back?
Carpeg is in the picture.
Carpeg?
Who?
Carpeg.
No.
That's not what he said.
That's not what he said.
Come on.
I'm trying to get some protein though, bro.
Come on.
Yeah.
We're going to be fine.
It's like Ulcer just told me that we're going to be fine.
This is a secret.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, you guys, your guys' Wi-Fi's working fine, right?
Yeah, we're good.
You guys have audio?
My cameraman doesn't know how to get audio on the street.
No, he's not.
I packed my backpack at times, I hit him after he started four times and now the audience is gone.
What is that?
We met each other.
Yes, my wife is on the same again.
Very nice to meet you.
How are you doing?
I'm good.
Me too, it's too much.
Bro, what are you doing?
I got some, I got some problems with some, I got some problems with some things, sorry.
It's like, uh, huh?
It's the Ontario's, yeah?
It's the Ontario's.
So, eat a month, I'm not even going to go.
And some collards.
So what's my phone number?
I need to talk.
My check can not even be typed in or they can be put in kekwis for all I know
Thank you so much
Thank you so much
You too, man
Alright, let's go
You're not the one in school where you're always walking to the school hall
You're like, oh my god, that's mario, you're looking so much too so nice
That's what I'm trying to be, I'm a school hero today
I'm a school hero, I'm the character of basketball team
Look at that, what's your name again?
Hero
How many here till Saturday?
I'll say 10
See that?
They're cussing my foods and shit
Alright, we need that utensil
It's outside
They got cookies
We'll do that later
We gotta get desserts
No, don't ever skip a dessert bar
What you doing?
You always talk about me the same.
Fuck you, fat ass.
No, no, no, no, no!
Honestly, that's good.
Ha ha ha!
They fucking...
They say it, though.
That's good, wow!
You're doing it on my...
They can act, baby.
You're fucking...
You mean it.
You mean it.
What do you mean?
Fuck off.
Oh!
You did a dirty...
hashtag...
I bet!
I bet!
Hashtag Marley!
What do you do?
What do you do?
What do you do?
What do you sit at?
I see Braden right there
What do you sit at?
I ain't reading
What do you want to sit at?
What's up bro?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What is that?
That's not cool.
That's just nice.
You scared of watermelon?
No, I'm not.
I'm not scared of watermelon.
There's a thing.
Dude, there's cumba in my carrots.
What? What is it?
What is that? Try a carrot. I swear it's not.
Cool.
Come on, let me see it.
Riber.
Right there?
Beep beep, come and throw!
That works!
Protect!
Do y'all see us or no?
Oh
Protect the other no, whoa, we got a tripod built into the camera
Oh my god, this shit looking
Yeah, there's the loser.
The fucking loser.
The fucking loser.
I don't know.
No, I'm not even keeping that one.
Do you even see the Jason?
Yeah.
Where is Drew?
Come on.
Hey, pop your little owner gravitate the door
One no law
One no law
One no law
One no law
Because bro, we're good friends, bro
I mean, we're good
Yo, are you
Chad, where is Drew?
Not there!
Is it what?
He's not even quiet!
I don't know what you're doing now.
You better move on over here!
What the hell?
What's that?
We can have it.
I heard from Mark L who's a cheerleading coach
that they had a rehearsal, so they put a basketball game.
But here's the thing.
I heard he rehearsed with the basketball team.
Really?
So I might have practiced tonight, bro.
We do.
What the fuck do you mean, dude?
I talked to the coach.
He said, basketball practice tonight.
Right.
So we're done.
Don't tell me we're done.
I swore it off.
So I had practice.
All of my cha-chellegies in there.
Here, that's mine.
Keep it safe here.
Thank you.
What's up, brother?
How's the food, bro?
I mean, can we try those bills now?
No.
Wait, let me get my, let me get my.
You said what?
Say what?
I mean, we have to go with mama.
What would you want to do, man?
You wanna do a mukbang?
Yes!
Alright, let me get my stuff.
You wanna do a little one?
Can you give me the basketball scene?
That'll lead a lot.
That'll lead a lot.
That'll lead a lot.
That'll lead a lot.
You want to sit?
You want to sit?
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
I want lead.
I want lead.
I want lead.
Hey, let's see the middle side.
Go, go, go.
Yeah!
I'm sippin' lean.
That's what I'm sippin' lean.
I'm sippin' lean.
Wait, hold on.
Shh.
That's it.
Don't say that too loud.
I want you to get expelled.
Where you got that from?
I'm worried about it.
Okay.
Lacey has me.
Don't fucking touch me, you cripple.
So you're gonna tell me to leave now or do I gotta write this down until time?
I was joking.
So there's no leave?
You don't exist.
So if I go over there the-
I haven't spoken to Silk you within the last 15 minutes, huh?
Oh my god!
I think I'm not the one!
I ain't going to shoot you!
I'll shoot!
I'm not gonna get a shot!
I'm not gonna watch that!
No!
W Lean Chat!
No, I will shove you in a locker.
Are you using- Yo, that's drinking water, not hand water.
I don't give a fuck on the old couple of times.
He's not even old enough to be on a kit, y'all.
You're the most wonderful looking here, you're crippled.
I'm a tri-o. I swear I'm kidnapped him one way or another, but I don't care.
i'mma right now
Fuck you!
You had me in the audience!
How?
I'm sipping leaves!
I'm telling you!
You're not supposed to drink that!
You're not supposed to drink that!
Fuck it now!
You're not supposed to drink that!
Yes, I am!
There's a little something!
There's a little something in the head!
No, I said...
What's going on?
Get out of there.
You're not behind his health.
You're not behind his health.
You're not behind his health, young man.
Oh, he's got a double cop?
Come on now.
Woo, he's got a double cop.
What are you doing?
I'm going through.
You already know what it is.
We see.
What happened to my food?
This is a little like Resident Evil food.
This is a little like Resident Evil food.
This bitch ass share out the way, bro.
Can I get a sip of that?
You don't want this, trust me.
Give me a time.
You don't want this.
Bro, you gonna be hiding the rest of the night.
You're gonna be floating, bro.
You're gonna be floating.
That's Lee.
That's Lee.
Are you serious?
One in a minute for a photo.
This is a little red.
Am I your little bitch or something?
No, Lancy.
Put it back.
He can't be the one.
He can't be the one.
Am I your little bitch or something?
No, Lacey.
He gave me the four.
I gave him the four, I ain't gonna lie.
Cause they have a four.
What?
They're insane.
You like them?
That's a nine.
That's not a nine.
He's in a nine.
That's a nine, J-Shop.
That's what I'm saying. That's a nine.
That's a nine.
That's a nine.
Oh my god, your camp on my line
What the fuck is going on right now?
What the fuck is going on right now?
Oh good it takes off.
Yeah save it, save it, save it, can't waste it.
Let's come out and see camp.
Let's run.
Yoooooooh, what the fuck?
What the fuck is going on?
I'm not gonna play with your money, crazy Marv.
No, that's you!
How do you know?
What?
What do you know?
Fuck I do!
I'm not doing that.
No, that's not good boy, trust me, trust me, trust me.
I'm gonna keep you clean out here.
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I've been waiting to sweat in these anyway, so it don't even matter for a bra.
I'm gonna be honest.
Yeah, Debbie, Debbie, Debbie.
Yeah, Debbie, Debbie, Debbie.
Anyway, so it don't even matter for a bra. I'm going to...
They stopped!
Wait, so you're this movement?
Yeah, it's movement.
Oh, so we're all next to each other.
Yeah!
Am I throwing you a slump party in our city?
I'm having a little sleepover party.
In our sleepover party?
We gotta get alcohol.
We gotta find alcohol.
I'm trying to get lit.
Bro?
You're trying to get that shit popping tonight?
Oh, wow, okay.
So, why is there without practice tonight?
We do have practice.
Exactly.
When? When? When we're not...
At 11 o'clock, I think.
In an hour?
I'm not gonna get expelled for drinking alcohol at college.
Oh, I forgot you can't even do that, huh?
What?
You can't drink with smoke here.
And I can't.
Oh!
OK, yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
Yep.
Yep.
OK.
Wait, wait, wait, my face is not in it.
I'm ready to maybe get over here with you?
Like.
Ha ha.
Chad, where's Ron?
Locking, locking, locking.
Look, it looks like I'm your carrier.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, you can't walk this.
Dude, bro.
That's not slay.
Hey!
You said it's so sticky, I had all of my hands dirty.
Yeah, and you look at these pieces.
Yeah, bro, bro, of course, man.
He is, we swear, swear, swear.
I fuckin' swear you're good, I'm...
Well you're Swedish?
Yeah.
So you have an accent?
No I don't, do you think I have an accent?
So how are you Swedish?
Oh wait you don't have an accent.
Well you speak Swedish.
You have an accent.
Oh he has an accent.
Well you mean in Swedish or English?
Do you speak Swedish?
I speak Swedish.
I live in Stockholm.
I have an accent.
That's like a better Swedish, that's like better than my mom.
Are you talking serious?
Let me get a foreign word.
You can't say that if you don't have a foreign word.
Look I wanted to say it.
Oh my god!
Hey!
Sit down.
Oh my god!
Hey, if you want to sit with us, I need lunch money.
I need lunch money.
You do that or I'll bite your ass.
Your breath is so hot, bro. Your breath is so hot.
Here.
You want to sit with us? I need your lunch money.
I need your lunch money.
Let's not do it if we make 100.
What's your dead ass not doing it for me now?
No.
I like to say I'm like the bullies bullies.
go bro!
what's up dude?
what's up bro?
excuse me, who gets?
who?
uh, mad pro team
okay, i'm gonna grab some too, actually, i bet you not that
i bet move. thank you ma-
OW! mother fucker!
Oh
He just broke your board by the way
I did not mean to do that decent out of none here. Oh my god. I'm running over my own foot.
How you doing now? Good. How you doing?
All right, I see you working on that.
Uh, just made it here. Made it here to fix the board.
Someone called me, said the board was broken. Made it here to fix it.
There we go.
Oh, there we go.
All right.
I got a couple different options for you.
You definitely got to eat after that, man.
Uh-huh. I got some lemon pepper wings.
Really good.
I got some seasoned chicken strips, now.
I'll do those.
The strips.
And then I got some seasoned fries and some garlic butter toast, too.
Oh, yes, please.
And then I have about 12 different sauces back there by the way, am I right?
Wow, thank you so much!
Thank you, I will, I will!
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
Hey, Flaco!
Have a nice day, bro!
Why are you condoning this, Drew?
I said, I'm fucking kidding!
Fuck!
Good, how are you?
Oh, what are those?
Hot Rose, here's Hot Rose.
Hot Rose.
I'm gonna take brownies and matcha brownies.
Oh, I'll do a brownie, please.
You want to go?
No, that's just like that sign.
Thank you so much.
You too.
He already had dinner.
He's trying to have a food fight?
He's 40.
Doug!
Doug! You're 40 years old trying to start a food fight?
I started a food fight.
How?
He hit me in the head with a banana.
You don't want to start this shit out, throw a whole chicken sandwich at you.
At least let it be real chicken.
Hey Doug. Hey Doug.
Where the fuck is wrong with this?
Where do I go eat, chap?
Where do I go eat?
What? Oh, shit!
What do you mean, a ghost?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm not kidding!
I'm not kidding!
I'm not kidding!
Oh!
No!
No!
God!
God!
What?
No! No! No! No!
Oh my god!
No!
Bro, get off the table!
You're a...
I'm not SLAMMING you!
You're a scaring rage!
He's fooling the table!
You're a scaring rage!
You're fooling the table!
You're fooling the table!
You're fooling me on the table!
You're fooling me on the table!
You're fooling me on the table!
Can you stop me asking?
Me now?
Hey, sit, you're ignoring me.
Thing's going to flip this.
That wasn't me!
I
Know go game. Yo, no game. What did you put in my food, bro?
Yeah, yeah, I
Was dragged out this fucking wheelchair, bro. I didn't put I'm not on the clock right now
I just eat those shit. I mean
I'm not up to fuck on the fucking clock. I'll drag you out this fucking wheelchair, you hear me?
What happened?
Wait, who got arrested?
No, he didn't.
No, we didn't!
Why are the officers here?
Why are the officers here?
Fuck the police!
How do I leave the mic plugged in while charging the phone?
How do I leave the mic plugged in?
How do I leave the mic plugged in while charging the phone?
Oh, he needs a little adapter.
He needs the adapter.
Wait, Chad, where is Yana?
What do you mean, if you don't do it?
Did Jason get arrested?
Bro, fuck him!
He's been bullying me all day!
What have you done?
Fuck him bullying me!
Alright, here's the thing.
streamer you we gotta spread peace bro this like hate shit is not cool it's day
one bro no day one or one day let's make a change
I'm not a snitch, right?
I'm not a snitch.
I'm not even hungry.
I wonder if the slushies are ready yet.
Yeah, should I go to basketball practice tonight?
I'm just worried I'm not going to make the team.
I've dismissed the campus security on someone.
How about what?
I got my backpack stolen and look who got it back.
Dummy.
So I have to fucking jack him up on the wall and beat his ass.
No way.
Look at my fist, bro. I got fucking bruises all over my shirt.
You beat someone's ass?
Get the fuck out of him.
Holy, Timmy, tough knuckles.
Oh my gosh, that is actual lead.
Oh my God.
Are we on?
You know what I just realized?
I'm getting high as hell.
So here we are.
You know what I really just realized?
I don't want to sit in the car.
Let's go.
We are not going to bed.
What do you mean?
There's just no chance we go to bed tonight, is there?
No shower.
Dude, what time is our first class?
Um, well we have, we have fitness training at 6 AM.
Actually?
Yeah.
I'm going to the gym.
I'm going to the gym.
I'm going to the gym.
I'm going to the gym.
I'm going to the gym.
I'm going to the gym.
I'm going to the gym.
I'm going to the gym.
I'm going to the gym.
actually yeah it's called like the elite fitness training at 6 a.m. or 7 a.m.
I'll be honest with you bro I don't know about the news for five days I'm already
full I have no internet my dorm what no internet
Davis come here man
Well we all tonight's our party
What's on the party yet?
I'mma let you know, I promise I'll let you know.
You never texted us, are you?
Hey, hey, hey, now I'mma tell you.
Yo, one more time, I'll stand up and beat the fuck out of you.
The only time you stood up is when Kai said his free meals.
Ooh, ooh, hey, Silky, hey, Silky, hey, Silky, ooh, ooh.
Wait, where's your double?
Where's your double, man?
Is that what I do?
No, I'mma come up right now.
What's happening?
What's happening to me?
God, what's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
So what?
I'm getting robbed.
Dude, everybody can walk.
Everybody can walk except me.
Bro, stop eating bullshit bro.
He didn't bullshit, bro.
He said, I need to get my party.
Don't get it, you were right.
They just told me about you.
Who read it?
Your boy Marty already read it.
He told me you about it right.
I never read it.
You say, yo, you trying to get people to round up for the party,
so you can fool all of them.
I heard about you, game.
You're a fool to get out of the party.
Oh, he's throwing a party bat at one time, came to security.
He said, he's throwing a party at one time, everyone.
You can't go nowhere, this is what I told you.
You're going to try to run and I'm going to be right there.
You don't know when I said that?
Yo, Gabe, I didn't do nothing, right?
That was him, right?
Lacey, that was him, right?
I didn't do shit, right?
I didn't do shit, right?
Okay, that's how you majo.
Wait a second.
Wow.
Hey, you almost hit me.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Stay right off your neck!
I'll push you down the stairs.
Ready for the fucking pushing.
Come on, give me a couple.
Come on, give me a couple.
Come on, give me a couple.
What a lonely fat pig.
Pig!
Chat, go in Rage's chat and say, Lacey crying behind you.
This is fine.
There's a little one man, isn't it?
Where are you at?
I was trying to get food and then came over and he saw this
But I've seen it how Hachi's in trouble, like you see?
Oh, just take a sip.
I'm sure you're not on the duty.
What the fuck is that over there?
You're doing good, right?
It's pretty good, right?
Are you good?
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
But Silky saw it and he pushed me out of my wheelchair.
I made it.
I made it?
Yeah, I made it.
So this right here is, it's right on block.
Walk walk walk like the coffee
You didn't tell me that before I sent it did you just leave you try to say you laced me
You were joking about the walk right you were joking about it being walk
You were joking about it being a walk, right?
You're right, it's not a walk. It's Tricks.
Move my fucking jaw. Okay.
What?
Okay.
Who said it's not a walk?
I don't know what's gonna get you in more trouble.
I don't know who's gonna get in more trouble.
Silky bullying you? Are you drinking fucking weed?
Yes, say it.
Okay.
You're supposed to be a guidance counselor.
Maybe get Silky to stop bullying me.
And then you would stop drinking the weed.
Yes. Yes.
It's how I'm coping with the pain.
So you're saying he threw you out your wheelchair.
He threw me out of my wheelchair, he hit me on the ground and then he trapped me in a room and said if you don't drink this lead, I'm doing this, I'm doing that and it got me addicted.
How does that make you good?
It makes me really sad.
Why?
As everybody here is just looking down on me, calling me a fat pig, telling me a gracy piece of bacon,
gold roll in the mud, fat lesbian, oh you're so ugly, you look like a bowling ball,
you fat whale, telling me to make whale noises.
Silk is over there, look at that silk. See it right there.
I know
I know
So this truck that was made on the silky and you were throwing
Clutch effect when you're not even that fat
And you got to understand a lot of this shit that you're gonna be feeling in here
Yeah, they're all in security
Something to go on your ass about so that is a big deal. What's your insecurity?
I
Feel like as a guidance counselor you should tell me what your insecurity is so we can open up
I feel like I just
Feel like I'm too calm
Like I'm too aware. No, see that's that's that's ego talking. No, no, it's bad
What is your insecurity when you look into me or what's the one thing you're like?
Besides obvious, what's the one thing you change?
Because as a man, why can't I jump off of something?
You're right. As a man, you should fix that weak-ass news. You old fuck.
What's up? How you doing?
Wait basketball practice
Bro I keep getting bullied
He'll beat his ass
I gotta go to basketball
Right now!
Come on!
Yeah, we got basketball practice!
Where's it at?
Fuck you!
I thought it was there.
I thought it was there.
Marley's there?
Oh, no.
Coach, where's practice?
This ain't kind of heavy.
No, no, no, listen. I need you to step on it.
Oh, good.
I'm an athlete.
Coach, when's practice?
Coach, where's practice?
I have a question. I did say you can play,
in the but I heard you can stand up.
Is that true?
I'm on the team.
Make sure you're ready.
I don't know if you're going to play in the game.
I forgot we're live all this stuff like that you're the team that you can train any day
for free on me.
So whatever you want to work on the game is free.
OK, but I want to play the game.
I want to make an impact.
You got to talk to Kai about that.
I promise I'm better than all them players.
I'm a commissioner.
Let me prove it to you, let me prove it to you.
I'll do that.
Tomorrow, the set up of the time, we're going to go.
There's no practice tonight?
No practice tonight?
It is some private business.
I'm going to go there right now.
I'm going to go there right now.
You know, I'm just going to come with you right now.
I don't know if we can do that.
No, I'm just going to come with you right now.
All right, all right.
Are we going to go to the gym right now?
What'd they say, Nate in the text?
There's practice right now, my chat's saying.
Yeah, they're saying, they're practicing right now.
He's lying to you.
Your chat's really good.
I'm not a cone.
I'm not a cone.
I'm telling you, you give me the ball in the three-point line.
I'm still catching shooters.
Let me see your shooting form.
Hand in the cookie jar.
You want to extend that guy hand, though.
But this is perfect.
That's OK.
Let's do it.
Let's do a shooting video in the chair.
Let's do it.
So where's the court?
Go out again. I'll meet you there coach. I'll meet you there. All right special Olympics. Special Olympics. I'm on the way
Can't you y'all think I could play in a wheelchair now
I'm a real hooper a real hooper, bro
Like I'm not even sure I'm a real life hooper
See what hey hey
For what what if we move?
You go down the hall make a right
yourself
Well, please
We came in one way for me
And you got back to me, yeah!
Why?
I'm like, oh my god, was there going to be somebody again?
Yes.
Hey, hey, hey, God bless you.
You don't know how much you need to eat your Peter!
Hey, hey, have you ever feel like taking your life for a ride?
It's not good!
No, seriously, it's not good.
Where's the cork?
You got basketball too?
Yes.
I got basketball too, but let me tell you something.
I don't think it's the only people who are invited to basketball.
Yeah, because in your own...
Yeah, I got you. Don't worry. I got you.
Are you sure?
Let's see who wins.
There's more too.
You can find the jump. We're going to head over there in a little bit. I got you.
That's good right now, though.
Wait, so we had to get invited to basketball?
No, no.
Let me show you.
get invited to basketball.
I know.
My shit says it.
It tells you what you got.
And I'm talking.
It tells you exactly what you got.
Hey listen, you gonna go around and be like,
Clubs, hey clubs, yeah.
Check, check note of, um, noti, wait, notices.
Check notices.
Yeah, I don't have shit.
I don't care, I don't, I don't see notices.
It says, my shit say basketball.
It should be like 18 minutes going.
My shit says basketball too, actually.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, I'm just looking for the gym.
Okay.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Come on.
Thank you.
Come on.
I'm going to basketball practice right now.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
We don't want you on the basketball team.
Come on.
I got you.
We do.
Where you going?
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
Yeah, I know.
My name is Lacey.
I'm up here discluting from the rest of the school.
I'm gonna help you, bro.
Hey, Dean, sit down.
I gotta tell you something.
What happened?
We gotta tell them.
Your guidance counselor?
guidance counselor sipping lean weight rage rage rage sipping lean in the
cafeteria in here double cup and everything in the cafeteria he was
sipping lean okay I'm not a liar chat
Lacey, what the fuck?
How you doing?
Wait, why are you in a...
Hold on!
Wait, why are you always in an automobile?
Whoa, what's an accident?
What accident?
Oh, an automobile!
I'm from London!
Oh!
Yes!
Are you said England law?
Hey!
Hey!
I'm getting...
I'm getting touched around!
Help!
Help!
Hi, Lacey!
No, no!
Lacey, look, Lacey, look, I changed outfits for you.
You know that?
I don't want you anymore.
No.
You know where the basketball court is?
No.
I got to go to practice.
Lacey, Lacey, I'm just trying to go to basketball, too.
You got to go to basketball.
You are not on the team, though.
Yeah, I am, man.
Let me tell you something about me.
I'm an all-star, OK?
I see you tear your ACL wall playing basketball.
What the fuck is that going for?
Oh, shit.
Sketch fell, bro.
Why do you sketch from over, sweetie?
Sketch?
Sweet.
Sketch, are you OK?
Yeah.
Okay brother. I love tones. Wait, you're coming.
I just want you to wipe out, bro.
Yeah, I saw you had wheels and I said, let me get more.
You want the pool? No, I just want to wear something tone.
I'm gonna get a deal off this, I'm out.
Okay, are you sure you're okay? I saw you wipe out.
That did hurt, but I put a bunch of stuff in my backpack so it doesn't.
What are you doing?
Wait, me too. You know where the gym is though?
Let me get a break.
That's how I'm gonna do it.
Okay, boy, this is right.
Is it that way?
It's that way.
Wait, you are lazy.
I got a question.
Lazy, lazy.
How the fuck are you gonna play basketball when you can't even stand?
Um, I'm talented.
I don't know about that one, bro.
I see you play basketball.
Well, you look either belly-shaking while you play.
How many clubs?
What?
Oh, my God, I gotta get the hat.
Oh, fuck.
I gotta get the shirt.
Hey, bro.
What are you doing, bro?
Wait, it says what members are in all the clubs.
I'm...
Are you getting pushed?
No, it's electric.
Can I get a free ride?
Wait, I'm not sketch.
What? You're not so to me.
Sketch, I'm not in the basketball club.
I'm in the fraternity!
Yes! Because I'm in the fraternity and I've like made them...
I made you be in the fraternity, sorry.
Sketch, we're in a frat!
Yes, and I'm the master.
The leader.
Dude, I'm in a frat, Chad!
Yes, we're... you want a party?
How do you get in jail?
Fuck, well, that wasn't me who said that, that wasn't me who said that, that wasn't
me, that wasn't me.
Yeah
You have to be in the basketball team to go to basketball
Yes, you do line. I swear
That's bullshit all the club so apparently I can't go play it's open. We're going
Go to the fucking call Nick Mayor Cena
Come on
grab me grab me grab me grab me grab me grab me grab me grab me grab me grab me grab me grab me ready
Alright, that's lots of Asia, hey canel, canel, I heard you have um, something on you
um wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh my god what do you mean, what do I have on you?
oh!
how do you get that?
what, are you a student?
yes, yes, I'm a student
are you a student too?
I'm a student
me and the hell
where?
right in me, everybody's you know
where are we? are you still a debt collector?
you get us where at the where at the um I can't tell but I got your number you
know I got your number yeah I bet you tell me where yeah I got you I'm gonna
put me you better than the group chat I bet bet don't don't say I'm not gonna
say don't worry about that but I was like stitches bro we're not snitches
dude what we look like fucking just gonna go fucking smoke up a little bit oh my
god it's Haskell and Jason so I roommate oh wow that's not tell them your
destination yes not set yet it happens a me let's let's go together let's go
together they the same exact what is it with the TV is fucking you're a guy
yeah it's not showing you know I'm gonna get on this way you gotta be fake
I really crying what's going on I like women yep now I have a gym to be at I
I don't know what to fucking get so mad over that.
I have a gym to be at!
Huh? You have a gym to be at, you can't even stand though.
It doesn't matter, bro.
You're still in some business.
I'm a natural fucking athlete.
Yeah, are you?
Yes, I'm a natural athlete.
But like, I don't know how that works if you can't stand,
how the fuck are you gonna play?
I'ma roll.
You're gonna roll.
I'ma roll.
Yeah.
But can you, can you really get it like that though?
Yes, you're gonna find out.
You're gonna find out at the game.
I am?
Wait, where's the dap?
Who's over here?
Are you doing a push-up, babe?
That's always nice, bro.
down up down up down
down
down
AHHHHHHH
UP
DOWN
UP
UP
WOW
that's a good pump
hey
why did she quit
listen
come on sketch let's go
What do you mean a drama class?
What?
Do you know the gym set?
Stop playing, bro.
Oh wait, did you hear the news, Ron?
What?
Oh, look.
What is that?
Lacy Stable and Auto Fraternity.
We're in the frat!
What?
I'm the second leader.
We're in the frat!
We're in the frat!
I don't drink, Ron.
You have to.
Yes, he does.
It's a frat.
Okay, I'm probably going to make you drink a little bit.
What the fuck have you made into us a frat, Ron?
We have to get hammered!
Like, like, every day?
Listen, listen.
Yeah, but it's gonna be some soccer games, and you're gonna want like a Surveysa.
And it's off campus.
What's our schedule tomorrow?
Um, very early.
We have your dorms getting robbed.
Hey guys.
Hold on, wait, what group are you in?
What club are you in?
I don't know.
They didn't say it on my stuff.
Oh, mine got announced.
Really?
On SU?
Yeah, it's on the app.
You can check what club you're in.
Can you check anyone's club?
on what invoice on the frat I don't want to say everybody but if you're in
it to ask a volunteer at 9 p.m. Oh looks like I'm on a basketball team yeah
you're on the basketball team wait Jason's in the oh wait I found your
You're in the science and engineering
They don't got em in that bullshit bro
I want to be in a wolfie
Changes in the science and engineering
No I'm not bro
I don't care, I'm not going to that
You're in the science and engineering
No I'm not
What are you?
Me? I'm in the fraternity
Me and Ron and Sketch are all in the frat
Yeah we're in the frat
You wanna join?
There's a shell in my mind
Oh, shit, what you doing tonight? What's the vibe?
Oh, here is a slumber party.
At who's place?
At 368.
There is a slumber party tonight.
368.
Slumber party tonight.
Alright, sketch where's the gym, bro?
It's behind us, that's why I was just...
Wait, it's this way?
Yeah.
Okay, ready? Make it at 360.
Yeah, that'd be easy.
Take it right.
I'm not gonna sleep in those girls' beds.
They're saying my dorm got robbed.
Listen, nothing of yours is worth of any value to risk your life.
Is that a Spider-Man club shirt?
Is that the Spider-Man Supreme Club?
No, this is, this is, um...
Wait, Chad, is this Tommy? No, Looney Tunes.
It's Looney Tunes.
Is it with Supreme or something?
No, it's with the On Your Land.
Oh my God, you just ran it out.
Oh, I mean, you asked.
That's genius.
You asked, so I had to answer.
You can I run it out?
Fuck yeah, yeah.
I love tone!
You're sponsored by tone. I'm gonna be my wheelchairs about to die
I'll push us you just have to direct
Look left there is no basketball
There is basketball at nine. Don't let them lie to you Chad. Is there a basketball or no?
It's basketball at nine. Don't let them gas like you first. They tell you what's waiting Nick's calling me. Yo, Nick
Say you want a party tonight?
Where you at bro say we want party
I'm like outside.
Yana, what's up?
Listen, me and Sketch need to meet with you.
I'll see you back in five seconds.
OK, bye.
She's right next to Yana.
That means we take a left.
I think we take a left.
Where was Yana?
No, we have to go to the gym.
It's the gym!
It's to the right.
Does anyone know what the gym is at?
You should know, Lacey.
Lacey, where's Yana?
It's to the right.
Young LA, right here.
No, no!
Yeah!
This dreamer, you're not the Paralympics, nigga.
Fuck is you talking about?
If I catch you in the woods, I'm tripping you again.
And if I catch you in the tarmac, I'll beat the fuck out of you.
I don't like that sketch.
I like that sketch.
Yeah, I said that.
Yeah, we gonna beat the fuck out of you.
You like that?
You probably flew in
Who?
Uh, uh, J-Shock.
No, J-Shock wouldn't do that.
Who broke my bed?
Check J-Shock straight.
I don't think he's in there.
He was in the cafeteria.
Who's name is it then?
Oh my god, what do you say it's from?
Are you sure you know where the gym's at, bro?
You're the one that's driving, so all of the high-pitched
mehers going.
Wait, is that it right there?
They said it's underneath the highway.
I think it's straight.
Does that thing go down?
That looks like it goes down.
I don't know where we're going. I think it's straight. I swear to God straight
They said it's underneath the bridge across the street underneath the bridge
Is there a tunnel coming up? I'm the blind one sketch. We're going straight at a staircase
Okay, all right, um, it's does it go into a tunnel wait are there people following us?
Oh my god, is that a tunnel?
Bro, I'm asking you if there's a tunnel.
Bro, I would know if there's a tunnel. I would know.
Okay, if it's not a tunnel, it's not down here. It's to the right.
So we don't know where... Oh no.
Oh no, I guess we can't find the gym, Gigi.
No, we can.
You want me to give you a pass?
Do you want me to act dry?
Sketch, if you do that, we can actually move at a high speed here.
People said I couldn't do this, and I woke up and I did it.
Nick's calling me.
Yo, Nick!
Yeah!
We're both coming on you.
We're me and sketch, we're coming on you.
We're coming together.
Nick, I'm coming on you.
Nick, I'm coming on you.
I'm coming to Miller.
The dorms, the front of Miller dorms, Nick.
There's a jump here.
Okay.
There's a jump here.
Okay.
Oh my God, shall we run away with the frat leader?
There's a jump here.
You're going to be surprised at who the real leader is.
Guys, me and Sketch are not on a date.
You are kind of.
It's kind of romantic.
Roller skating through the park. It is actually very romantic
Anyone to report it's just gone with the wind
Wait, we're going on a two-man
What what do you mean two-man? There's three of us. Don't worry
Nick's calling me. Hello
Okay, I'm coming
Hey, Gilly, that's cool behind us
Oh my God, you almost had to run over Drew.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, ask him that.
Nick was up here.
Nick doesn't move far.
You want to go on the bridge?
You got to go on bridge across the road
to get to the gym and pool area.
I told you to go.
I think they said tunnel though.
Yeah, watch out, it's not.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my God.
It's fine.
We can't both be gone, Lacey.
I know.
Watch out!
Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple!
Cripple, Cripple, Cripple!
Cripple! Cripple! Seriously!
No one has any respect for you, Lacey.
I know! Where's Nick?
Nick!
Come on, Lacey.
Hello, how are you doing?
I'm here to talk.
We have to talk.
Okay, what do you want to talk?
Over here.
Okay.
Welcome. I'm gonna be back, right?
Yeah, really?
I love Florida. I love Florida.
360.
360. Where'd he go?
He's Macky.
He's talking to girls, dude.
It's his motive.
He's always talking to girls.
Nick!
Get a new bit!
If you step foot in that frat, I'll make sure you'll get reincarnated.
Sorry, I didn't mean to send that, that was rude of me.
I mean, do we let him raise the sketch?
No, no, hold on.
Let's cut him off, like, get right in between him.
Grip ball, grip ball, grip ball, sorry.
Grip ball, grip ball.
Hurry up, bro.
Hurry up!
I'm gonna come find you and watch that thing.
I wanna stay right here.
Yeah, apparently already made up.
Okay, so let's say you have one, right?
Say it, just hypothetically.
If you had a girlfriend and she's not here, all you have to like she also understands that this is just for
And it's for you're making it here, but another girl the girls have to ask the guy
But like and they won't like each other right no
Thing there's no like a reason go away. What's going on right?
It was a real professional
So they're going like a formal with boys and girls and if you have a girlfriend hypothetically if me and you had girlfriends
Hypothetically we still have to a girl's gonna choose us to be our partner to dance with let me tell you this
You know what you know what I did he gave everyone hall passes instead of you have a girlfriend back home
You can also have a girlfriend streamer you yes
Just like a dance partner for the
Unfortunately, I'm in a wheelchair can't dance
Oh, no.
Well, she even stands with you.
There's a girl in a wheelchair too.
We got a cripple, you too.
Sorry, mother.
Oh, thank you.
Very good.
Oh, yeah.
This kid's great.
Hey, you want to go meet?
No, I could dance perfectly.
Great.
Are you in the front?
So wait, so what if we don't want to go to the pool?
Well, why would you not want to go?
I'm gay.
Yes.
That's OK.
You could find a boyfriend for you.
Yeah.
What do you think is going on right now?
Yeah.
Oh, no, no.
They have to pair me up with a girlfriend.
I mean, whatever.
Well, actually, whoever the formal date is,
they are scared to ask they have to come to me and Nick and we'll help so whoever you like
have an eye on. I'm not gay at all. I'm actually not gay. Wait, why don't you guys go together?
No, I'm not gay. Okay. We are fed. You're not gay. Oh, you are good at the joys of the house.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's when you guys get no bitches. I feel bad so I give you a lap
back. Exactly. I'm not gay. But I'm not gay. So that means you would have to carry me up
with a girl against my consent. Okay, or you can go with Lacey. So I'm not gay.
All right, we're all here. Let's do this meeting. We have a meeting.
He's got the gang and he's not gay. Two things. Lacey, what do you have to talk about?
I've got a meeting.
Wait, Braden, are you in the frat?
I want to be in a fucking frat sketch.
Nick, recruit him.
Is he in? Is he in? Is he in?
I feel like I shouldn't be here.
This is like a voice thing.
It is good.
No, girls can be in the frat.
Oh, Jason's here too.
Listen to the leader.
What do you mean?
Bro.
There's a list already?
Josh there's a list already who's in the frat
Here's a here's everyone is in the frat fippin flippin Josh
Flaco raw dog moon
Raphael solo live
Why an LGO?
killing Jojo
Not quite like Doug. Oh Doug
45
Smoker certified
Malibu Andre sketch you're it. Yes, you told me that like
Yugi
McQueen
Lacey
I made the
Wow, this is great. Let's get fucking sending. Oh, let's fucking get this. Where's the fucking liquor?
No, we have a frat now. But you said that once we had a frat
Oh, yes, and Braden. Yes
You made the frat
talking about dude so well okay so what what happens next
games begin tomorrow pledge day what initiation you show up at the house when
I say to wow here we're a business right now fuck up when I tell you to okay
okay sorry about to wait so and you shut up when I tell you to the fuck you
tell him what I am he's the playmaster so you get to listen to him all times
So look, we don't know if it's going to be a house or an on-campus location for the initiation of all.
I got to break something to you.
Let me tell you, when he gives you the news, you're going to want to go to the confession room.
What? You didn't make it in the trash.
You're not in the trash.
That's why how you are in though. What what we mean the cooking thing put saying right to cheerleading baby come on
I just you just got the list and you're not you're not it wasn't I was Kai
But you are a basketball player
Yes, I'm saying best of all people by the way
I want if you want to risk at your own cost you can show up
Who's in your list?
Who's in your list?
If you go on the Shimmer U website and you go to clubs, you can see the list.
Wow.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What in the world?
I'm here, I'm here.
Is your chat talking?
Wait, do it again, do it again, do it again.
Are you streaming?
Wait, do it again.
Wait, do it again.
Do it again?
I didn't bring no hoops.
I gotta get a change.
Hey, how do I change it?
They say they love you with no shirt on.
It's a chat saying.
Okay, how do I change it there?
Well, I'm shaking ass.
Is that just an alt?
No, my shirt got away.
Yeah, I'm sure he's gonna look at it.
He turned the hole.
Nick, I gotta change that.
I'm not hooping.
I ain't bringing no hoops shoes.
Hey, aren't you like really close if I go tell him what's up?
Oh, he's really close.
We gotta talk fractured.
No, this is amazing.
Dude, I spent $7,000 on my own money.
We're good.
I have a whole plan.
I don't want it.
I got every pledge outfit.
I got the alcohol.
I'm not hooping.
I got the weed.
I got the venues.
Hey, oh God, you have weed and alcohol.
Yeah.
He's got weed and alcohol.
Chill.
Say on God right now on gosh
Okay, great yelling that shit are you staying at the front? I take a shot
Tomorrow's
Wait, so what time tomorrow what time I get here later, so you're the class isn't it three
Before classes
Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me.
You're vice president to the blood master.
We still have to be gentlemen.
We make the container ourselves as men on campus.
It's a dry campus, and we got to prove to the cops
you can come back next year.
Don't you want to come back next year?
Fuck, I'm just called dropout.
I don't know what I'm doing over here.
We still have to sort out those parties, right?
We're all going to sit here.
Honest or not honest, I can't feel you.
You don't want to talk over here?
We'll sit down here.
Yeah, let's go.
I'll be right back, fellas.
Can you go back?
Sit down.
Don't even make fun of me.
No, no.
Sit as a snitch.
We got to stay away from her.
I said I wasn't.
My trap told her to go to the door.
Sinner, stop.
What do you mean?
Hold her some of my plans, and...
Partying, that's so fake, bro.
She's a teacher.
Why are you trusting me?
She's a fucking narc.
She's a narc.
Oh, you want to get high?
You are.
I'm gonna get high, too.
All right, all right.
I love that. That's awesome.
That's awesome.
I love that.
Sinner's awesome, though.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. Say it one more time.
I want to get high in the teacher's eyes.
You do?
Yeah.
Okay.
And what else?
What do you mean?
I'm down to go on to see you guys, so you wanna go on?
I'm down to go on to get high on the teacher's office.
That's hard.
Okay.
That's hard.
Let's hardbox the teacher's office.
Let's hardbox the teacher's office.
No, no.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Read my child.
How are you?
I'm sick.
No, no, there's no shit.
Every time we talk about some shit, what's going on?
We'll get high.
We'll get high.
We're totally getting off campus.
All right.
So we're gonna have a little guy's meeting.
Okay.
Y'all are all getting high, though?
In the teacher's office?
Yes.
Later.
Later.
Yeah.
I'm not speaking.
Did you snitch on Cannell?
In a plane, huh?
My chance that day.
Cannell's my roommate, bro.
I'm not going to show you.
Can I trust you?
I can trust you.
I'm told.
I'm told, Jerry.
Don't repeat anything we talk about.
Okay, man.
Just sign me and...
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, we can't.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
He just wiped out!
Oh god, shit is a snitch, oh god, shit is a snitch!
Let's go.
Nick, we need to introduce you to us.
We're creating a hierarchy now.
Do you know how much money is?
I'm not putting it in myself.
No, wait.
No, no, come here.
Bring your sliver.
You don't have much money.
What?
We both have years.
We don't have years.
Oh, come on.
We have years.
We share a year.
So, listen.
What's the problem?
What the fuck are you planning?
All right.
I'm going to tell you this, please.
You can not break it and turn it into the Mars.
You can not get out.
You can not get out.
I was going to say tomorrow.
At the initiation.
Should I wait till the initiation?
No.
No, say now
We're all brothers and we're all packed one thing happens to one of us happens to all of us. Okay, there's no if this gets out
There's no party look the biggest I'm gonna tell you right now tomorrow initiation. All right
You see who makes them the fri- who- who are these 15 people? Can they actually hang? Can they actually stay?
Yeah, it's because I'm a YouTube video.
Well, I'm a YouTuber.
And a shiver.
Uh, listen. Then after that, Friday, 11 p.m. is the formal. It's Sadie Hawkins. Girls ask the guys.
Tomorrow's the formal?
No, it's Friday.
Tomorrow we're partying.
I have a girlfriend.
What is it?
I have a girlfriend. I can go swarming with a girl.
Well, I don't think anyone's gonna ask you anyways. It's fine.
Wait, but not- not because of that, because they know.
Because they know you're the girl.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's fine.
Um, well, then Saturday,
at 11 p.m. we are sneaking everyone off-campus and I already have the buses
and you're gonna grab all the students and I already have a location it is a
fucking awesome party spot.
Bro, it's fucking crazy.
Is there gonna be weed?
There's gonna be weed, there's gonna be drinks, there's gonna be girls.
Can you tell me, wait, there's gonna be a DJ, there's gonna be kegs, there's gonna be shotguns,
we got the beer balls, we got the, yeah, we got beer pong, everything, you do kegs damn?
Lacey, listen to me right now.
But listen, no wait, before you're eating,
please, I'm the master of this.
My master's guess, yes, I respect you.
There's roles in hierarchies in frats.
You can be the VP to the VP,
which I'm the VP and the Pledge Master.
No, you're just the Pledge Master's guess.
Okay, then ask for VP.
No, you're the Pledge Master.
Who's the VP then?
It's either Don, you sold your solar.
Oh, I didn't, who is it?
Braden's calling me.
Nick, we have a small problem.
Okay, go ahead first, we'll call Braden back.
This is serious I
Have FNCS that night
What's that a fortnight tournament now listen? I know I'm in a frat, okay, but I have a fortnight tournament
What's I know that sounds like some nerd shit, okay? I'm not a loser. I'm not a loser at all
No, I support you. I'm not a loser. Do you love doing it? Yes. Yes
I'm one of the best players in the world. That's amazing as brothers will support you. What's the time today to 11?
It's 8 to 11?
Alright, let's see.
Dude, we're just daidering.
There's some marks coming up.
We'll make it work. We'll make it work.
The party's at 11. You can just come.
Oh, I missed call.
Be a little late.
Sorry, you're late.
You're late.
You're late.
You're late.
You're late.
You're late.
You're late.
You're late.
You're late.
You're late.
You're late.
You're late.
Dick me let me dick you. Oh
Uh, it's mine. He's a dick. We love you then they're gonna eat for the rest of the day
So he dick you down. They say big Nick. God come in. Ain't nobody scared of a nigga. He's fine a foe, man
You should be scared of the day because he's a brother. So how you gonna run from the police? They come at the other
What's up? I don't run. I just beat the shadow of them
Exactly dick me mud. I just beat the shit out of him. Hey dick. You know what better fact dick me till I come
Hey, hey come in his ass
Hey, y'all gotta stop this, C.D.
That's not what the brotherhood's about.
I told you a minute's not a bit of a minute.
A minute's like this. Hey!
Double, double, double.
Listen, you have the XQC EZ.
No, not XQC FNCS.
FNCS.
Yes. 8 to 11.
8 to 11. You love this shit.
You believe in this shit.
I'm passionate about it. I paid $40,000 to play in it.
What? You're gonna get you to that?
You're gonna fucking execute it? You're gonna win?
Why don't we just get a set up active or hand to fight party?
It ends at 11 and the party starts at 11.
Perfect timing.
It's perfect timing.
It's literally perfect timing.
You know what?
Maybe I'll push it to 11.15 so you can make that out of this.
But we're gonna have a party tomorrow then?
Hey, you know what?
Dick me.
Dick, oh yeah.
I don't like this.
He was weird.
Wait, but are we partying tomorrow or no?
Um, well there will be drinks.
Here's the thing.
We might be on campus for the initiation tomorrow.
Just don't tap me once and no
yes
Tap one or two are we drinking tomorrow? Please please come on, bro. I didn't come to art
You guys want to drink tomorrow?
I'll pull some strings for that. I want us. I want to get fucking only fucked up
You have two days to do that Friday and Saturday. I'm gonna get fucked up, dude. Wait for the weekend. Okay
No, we're not waiting for the fucking weekend. You're an alcoholic. You're
encouraging it
I have a little bit, but not as much as you want it sketch. We should go to the gym. Let's go to the gym
Let's go. You know where's that? No, I'm gonna call Brady and Brad.
Probably got booze there, too.
Let's get to the gym.
Too loud. They haven't really do anything there, though.
You want to buy some girls? No, I'm going to buy that.
What do you need to do in the ad to gym?
Sorry, Mr. Cole. Brady, what's up?
Excuse me. Everything was a gym, is that right?
The gym would be tomorrow. After classes.
Is it tomorrow?
It's tomorrow.
Is it actually that way? Um, yeah, it's like...
It's right by where we're orientating. No, it's across the bridge.
So, where's that?
Where did you go?
Well you didn't tell me you were changing your battery.
Sketch push!
Oh my god!
Don't worry we're good.
You go to the chat.
If we had a speaker, you know how I mean?
Freakin...
I need to join the basketball team for both of us.
I need to prove myself, bro.
You need to drive by the crowd. Drive by the crowd.
Drive by the crowd drive by the crowd. No, no, no, no, no, we don't need any more. Oh
Shit
What way so I gotta walk past the people at least it's probably barricaded
Never give up sketch sketch. Yeah, I'm stuck
Gigi's chat they found me. Gigi!
What, they found your PC?
Guys, Kai's not wa- whoa, so what if Kai's watching? What am I doing?
What am I doing? Just going for a stroll?
Wait, Kai's watching?
I guess.
Oh, fuck. Send it after the snitch.
Who's that?
Who's that?
There you go, straight across the planet.
Okay, got it.
I'll be across the planet.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't go away. It's going to put you in the public parking lot.
You don't do that. How do we get there? All the way to the roundabout and go straight
out of the main racial. Okay, that makes sense. Thank you. Thank you.
I'll keep going. Thank you. We love you. Nice. I love you too. Hey, hey, if y'all go down here
and then it's going to be a street. Do you have your phone where you can open up maps or one of
you guys? You go to windfield. That's where you're going to make a laugh. Okay. We'll see the
street down there. Got it. Thank you. Are you guys going to basketball? We're going to basketball
right now. Okay, I'll follow you guys. Follow us. You're supposed to be a freaking car that takes us
What's going on?
Is this that far?
We have our own car.
Wait, you made the basketball team?
Yeah.
Really?
I'll sell them for you, though.
No worries.
I didn't even make the team, dude.
Dude, you're in a frat.
Wait, you made the basketball team, too?
No, I'm good, Chad.
Oh, Chad, okay.
What?
I tried out for Chad.
No, it was out.
Chad, I'm scared for you.
Why am I on the basketball team, Chad?
You're scared for me?
Yes.
Oh, don't worry.
I got skills.
Look at this.
I didn't like to go to fuck.
I forgot.
This is a really big bump.
Okay, so we go this way.
Straight, straight, straight.
There's a roundabout up here.
I know what he's talking about.
Yeah, I know what he needs.
That coach does not want you there.
Who's the coach?
Letho Shooter, damn it.
Jack, coach was telling me that I'd be good on the team,
I gotta prove myself. He was dead ass too. He's like
Hey, what if we played rocket league with you rocket league? Yeah, is that silky silk?
Basketball practice
It's around the roundabout go straight
Roundabouts right here
He was treating you like a make-a-wish. No, he was not wait can now never wait right here's catch
Where's the right about we already went this way? No keep going follow them. I can hear them
My look you do it right yo sketch you better ride in me for a while. Yep. I
Can last long with this
Ask him on this way.
Yeah, follow them.
This is?
Oh, shit.
Hey, you guys got brakes on that bitch?
No, we don't, actually.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, we're on knee.
What?
You guys are on the basketball team?
Yeah.
Me too.
Me too.
The Special Olympics, right?
No, no, no.
I'm on the team.
We're on the regular one.
Yep, yep.
Okay.
How do I make it seem like I'm actually on the team listen, I got two faulties on me sketch. We don't dare sketch
We have a problem. I can't see that's the problem sketch
We're not actually on the basketball team for forcing our way in yes, but we're not actually on the team, dude
Um, how do you know I haven't checked the app that makes your leading
Did you make cheerleading know you did not make sure what what that means? I can least go in the gym
Oh, shit. Wait, sketchy.
What?
That's a big bump, dude.
Wait, wait, wait.
You doing the one that was done?
Oh, my God.
Why is this road cobblestone?
Is that a snitch? I'll watch, Ed.
She did. I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
This is making me sweat a lot more than I thought it was.
Bad boys!
Where do we go y'all?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god, there was just a bug in my shirt!
What?
You good?
I can't go that way guys.
Go around.
Fuck you!
Can you see a gap?
We take it.
Dude, I need to come out, Chad. Tell him I need to come out and text him about the weed, bro.
Are you serious about that?
I think.
Are you telling me that we can't get across any of this?
Kai's coming. Yo, I'm not scaring a fucking Kai's and that, bro. I'm not scared of him.
We've never been scared.
Oh, nice. You have to go down the stairs. Like, I just can't, bro.
No, there's no downstairs, there's a ramp.
No, there's stairs, Sketch!
You go underneath the bridge?
Yes, look!
Who makes a bridge like that?
What the fuck kind of bridge is this?
Lacey, you're all farming in a wheelchair, that's pretty sick.
Holy shit.
You gotta send it now.
Well, look, you go down the dirt.
I can't go down the dirt.
No access.
Private property.
Is there a ramp? Oh, there is a ramp!
Yes, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Kai said he's coming for you. Is Kai still alive?
I think they're trying to scare you.
Kai is still alive. I don't know, he's not.
Guys, I'm not- wait, how do I get there?
How do I get there?
Where's my camera guy?
Sketch, how do I get there?
Over here. We gotta go around this-
How do I get up there?
Get up there!
Yo!
Yeah!
What up, Doc?
Hey, hey, you might be able to do this.
At least we got this in the top.
Yeah!
Come on, Doc.
Come on, ladies.
Don't worry, we haven't failed once.
Not once?
Not once.
Well, I've failed once, actually.
Get over here, so what's up?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, OK.
I should be fine.
I've never gone down a hill.
Oh, my God.
Wait, Steph, we have to sign out a little bit.
What's that?
They just give away $5,000.
Oh, no, I'm not giving away money.
Sketch.
Let's sketch it.
Yo, hey.
Hey, we got a road.
Rainbow road.
Yo!
Hey!
Oh, ladies!
Oh, my gosh.
Hey!
Oh, shit.
Why is it so loud here?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
I'm not going to get expelled, Chad!
Dude, we're not going to be expelled.
We didn't even fucking go to class yet.
Ten minutes school hasn't started.
Sketch, do you want to go stand here, baby?
Sure.
What's up, crews?
I'm not allowed.
I'm not trying to get expelled, bro.
I'm not trying to get, they're going to get me expelled,
Chad!
Yo!
I did!
I'm not a hoop.
I'm not a hoop.
How the hell are you?
I'm not a hoop.
I told Coach I was coming and I'm coming.
I told Coach I was coming.
What is he saying?
What is he saying?
We're gonna kill you!
Here I come y'all!
Drew, can you hold this?
I can hold it.
You put it in your backpack.
Where's your backpack?
A real Hooper's walked in the building.
You got a sketch?
All right, pull up.
A real Hooper just walked into the building.
Not locked.
Hey, Yugi!
Call me!
Okay.
No, no, no, no, I got a question for you.
You want to make the team, and you're 17 minutes late.
I'll do a suicide coach.
I'll do a suicide.
Don't break.
They can shoot at you.
17 minutes late.
Let me see.
Hold up.
That wasn't bad.
You got a better shooter than most people.
You are.
That wasn't bad.
Hey, give me the ball.
That wasn't bad.
That wasn't bad!
That wasn't bad!
He's still...
Oh!
Hey, you understand it, man.
Hey, you know what? You can be 17 minutes late with a jump shot like that.
Yes!
Yes!
You see how to shoot, bro?
Let me see, let me see.
That doesn't make it everything. He just said...
Relax.
Okay, let me see it.
Relax.
Let's see.
I run this shit well like water
Hold it.
Hey, give me a couple.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on, watch this.
Miss the layup!
Hey! Let me run my ones!
Let me run my ones!
Check on...
No one's around...
You know I used them for a reference, you don't check on stuff.
Hey! Stop it!
Stop it!
Watch out!
You can't just run away from me, you can't just run away from me!
Hey! Stop it!
You can't just run away from me, you can't just run away from me!
Hey! Stop it!
Stop it!
Watch out!
Hey, stay!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
Watch out!
Hey!
You're doing good right now.
You're doing good.
Don't push me away, bro.
That's my fault, man.
That's my fault, man.
Come on, get out trying, bro.
I'm trying to make a team.
You got laid!
You got laid!
You got laid!
You got laid!
Whatever I'm doing.
So three, four, three, day one.
Basketball tryouts.
Basketball shots today, okay?
Why are you giving him a bad time?
He can't even walk!
You won't give me the pass, I need that.
You know what I'm saying? I don't care what you want.
If you can't walk, if you die in the corner, I'll make the shot.
Alright? I'm gonna fuck him.
Let me tell you something.
You die me in the corner. I'm gonna make that shot.
Now, give me the rock!
Give me the rock!
Hey, Max!
Hey, hey, pass me the rock!
Pass me the rock!
Hey, pass me the rock!
Hey, pass me the rock!
Oh yeah, we're there!
We're there!
Let's go!
Good boy!
I'm gonna try to kick out, I'm gonna try to kick out, I'm in a corner, I'm in a corner
and I'm open.
I see, I'm open.
I see, I'm open.
My camera broke
They're saying ow
Yo mods, can y'all bro doesn't even care about his camera, man. True didn't get hit the camera did
They're saying yes, my head just hurts
Also chat anybody I'll say it after it's not to say that's it. I'll say that's it's
Bring it in bring it in let's go
You want to hoop it up?
I'm going to hoop.
Pooch is right!
Pooch is right!
All right, as you guys know,
Kai wanted to...
You guys ready? You guys ready?
All right, so as you know, Kai,
he loves basketball, so this is something
that we really want to take serious.
Of course, train, do what you're doing,
but we're training, we want to get better,
because Saturday's a big moment.
We have a big game, and we're selecting,
I think, 15 of the best players
to play in this game.
So, of course, play around, but no,
Fortunately, I will be evaluating talent.
So what we're gonna do right now,
we're gonna put everybody in the baseline,
and I'm gonna break down just small fundamental aspects.
We're gonna go into drills,
and then we're gonna play a little bit of hoop session
where I'll be scouting.
Are you scouting now?
No, he should scouting.
Yeah, he should.
So we'll be scouting.
Oh no, he's good.
No, no, don't worry.
Yeah, he's good.
Don't expect an agent.
No, for real.
No, no, no.
Coach is definitely right.
I'm for the NBA.
Coach is right.
I'm just teaching.
Yeah.
No, he's so good.
I guarantee I'm still better than you.
Oh, we got questions, we got questions.
No, so my question basically is, do you really want niggas and mussel teas?
Honestly, if you can play basketball, I don't care what you're wearing.
Loves you can play the game.
So if you're somebody that wants to make the team to play in a big game Saturday, which is a big deal.
I do coach, I do.
If you're the camera person as well, just for right now, just be behind them so I can know who's trying to make it or not.
Every time she makes it, it's okay.
Mods, can you please?
L-Mods, girl.
Gently, Shat.
Gently, L-Mods, bro.
Gently, L-Mods.
Generally, Elmonds.
Like, straight up, generally, Elmonds.
Yep.
I'm down around the one. Pelt them down around the one.
Alright.
If you're a camera person, step to the back.
Hey, you be behind me.
Alright, so we got, just so I know, one, two.
Are you trying to make a team?
Yes.
Come on up, come on up, come on up.
Three, four, five.
I'm making a team coach.
All right, so what we're going to do right now, let's cut the 15.
It's a three lines of five, please.
Three lines.
That's one.
Yeah, five of these lines.
So, Marlon's the captain.
Captain, let's get behind here.
Of course, you got to get the back.
Wait, what is this?
Get in the back, get in the back.
Fall to shit!
Adrian, I don't think I'm losing.
Alright, down!
We're really not going to make this this game on Saturday. It's a big deal, but we're very serious.
So right now, they're making us ask them.
Hey, hey, hey, guys, this is a lot right here.
Two down, two down.
All right, the biggest aspect right now,
you're gonna be the example.
He's gonna have the ball in his right hand.
Nice and simple.
He's gonna go down with the hand.
When you go through the hand,
you're gonna come across, take his time and pick it,
and come here.
Let's go, show him the example.
Right hand, he's dribbling, he's dribbling, jump stop.
Take his time, take a round, come down, chest pass.
Take the ball to hand, chest pass,
Now watch it right now. Can you can you dribble? Can you throw a chest back?
How am I gonna pivot? How do I pick it?
Oh, they're going full speed, huh?
There's no IN team! There's no IN team!
There's no IN team!
Let's go! Let's go!
Come on! Let's go you!
Come on! Get in!
All right, now, good, great job.
There you go, there you go.
That's what I'm talking about.
No excuses.
Pivot around, pivot around.
Good, let's go, let's go.
Good.
Chest pass.
That's what we do, baby.
That's what we do.
Get ass-tired, Jack.
That's it, bro.
Nice and relaxed.
It's their attention.
Have them roll down, this example.
As he's going down, watch this.
Everything's gonna need to be fast, guys.
Let's pay attention.
When I'm training a Jaylen Brown or Anthony Davis,
these guys, if you want to make it to the NBA center,
it's not about doing stuff fast, about going at your pace.
So as you're going down, nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy, watch what's happening.
He's doing nice and easy, head up, head up.
The reason why you always wanna have your head up
is you wanna see the cutters.
All right, let's go, let's go.
How am I gonna do this one?
I have a joystick.
True, you gotta do my joystick.
Hey Mark, Mark, Mark.
I need you to do my joystick.
Okay, got you.
Got you.
Come on.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Are you good?
I'm chillin, bro. I'm chillin.
I'm chillin.
Yeah!
You gotta wrap it.
No, I'm chillin.
I have an idea.
I have an idea.
No excuse!
No excuse!
Coach, I think I got an excuse!
Hey, hey, hey! We don't make any excuses!
Get back in the wheelchair!
Here, we're not making no excuses!
We're not making no excuses! Go! Go! Go!
focus! focus! focus! focus! focus focus focus
yeah
Winona event
Oh its my shame its my shame
Not a make a wish
Hey, hey.
Hey, if you wanna participate, who else was late with you?
Tell us right now.
Who was late?
That guy in that black shirt right there.
Who?
Who?
Him?
Come here.
He was late.
Oh, so you're late.
Down and back.
Down and back.
Down and back.
Watch out, watch out.
Watch out, watch out.
He got it, Bob.
Oh!
That's two, two for him.
That's two, that's two.
15 seconds, ready?
Got more jellies up over here.
I got more jellies up over here.
I got more jellies up over here.
Move over, move over, move over.
You got the way!
Move over, move over.
Let's go!
Guys, the coach is right.
Oh!
He got three!
That's not a sprint.
That's not a sprint.
That's not a sprint.
That's not a sprint.
That's not a sprint.
Show them, show them, show them.
What?
I'm not a make-a-wish. I'm a good shooter, bro.
I like that let's get in line I have so much shit in my pocket though happens bro
I just fell over I don't know what's your name Dan stand
Coach is right. All right. Now it's a be safe please everybody needs to back up so nobody screams or anchors. Stay behind us.
No you look good. Oh shit. Oh shit.
I don't know what we're doing, but we got heavy cast on our shit.
I don't know.
Get this.
What?
I thought it was from you?
Shot.
Why can't you what, what happened?
I see how.
Why, how?
Are you like that?
I like that?
Yeah, you like that.
You been hustling?
I wanna see if you like that.
I wanna see if you like that.
You gotta earn a spot, you gotta earn a spot man.
Yeah.
Is he like that?
Yeah, he's like that.
He's like that.
He's like that.
Of course he's like that.
He's actually showing a highlight.
I like that man.
I like that man.
He's a big station.
He's a big station.
Yeah, he's a big station.
What about Calc?
He moved off ball, game.
Me? And I'm like, Charles...
I'm Steph Curry.
Yes. In other words, you're ass.
Charles fucking his ass?
They have to change the rules because he's on the power.
No, you look like him.
I'm a piece of shit.
We're playing knockout?
What side are we shooting?
We're braided guys, we're facing shot.
Run away, run away.
On my hand I want to shoot her in the head.
Yeah, don't hit her.
Did she went?
Wait, I want to be on this side now.
I'm not going to shoot her in the head.
Yeah, don't hit her.
Did she went?
Wait, I want to be on this side now.
Oh, we lose to them!
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Are we doing a shooting contest?
Why am I on this shit team?
I think you're forgetting someone, coach!
Alright, so what am I saying?
I guess, I guess I'm on a better shooter than this.
You're meant to find out the guy that's free so foreign there's water. He does that. Yeah
Yeah fucking nerd. If you make this shot, I'll do whatever fucking you want. No, your
first shot. Make it. Fucking do whatever you want. Oh really? Oh really? If I make my
first shot?
It's another, uh, I made my first shot. That's probably like 10 you did before that
One foot, one foot.
Wet.
Fuck out of me.
How many more before that, bro?
I'm just editing.
First shot.
I want to see you one shot right now.
One shot right now.
Hey, you got to see me.
Oh, hell no, Franco.
Yo, Franco.
Yo, Franco, what the fuck was that?
Have we been shot?
Yo, are we shooting?
No.
Yo, what are we doing, man?
Both of us fortunate, nigga.
Fuck you.
I'm playing a hoop in you.
Yeah.
Let me shoot, bro.
Watch me.
Look at him wheeling around.
Hey, Flocko, pass me the rock.
I can't make it.
Oh, he's playing like a full game?
You think I'll push my jumper?
Oh, that was high off the glass, though.
This ain't a game!
Fucking suck!
This ain't a game!
Fucking suck!
Got me!
I'm gonna duck on you!
Don't move!
No!
This ain't a game!
No, what the who, bro?
the whole streamer you pull it out.
I can take it as a game if you want.
I'm trying to tell you the truth.
Saturday is going to be one of the biggest games of the year in sports.
I'm trying to tell you the truth right now.
Alright, I'm trying to tell you bro.
Saturday is a big deal.
Yeah, so they can hoop.
Yes!
Hey, hey, hey, listen, listen, listen, listen!
All right, we got to be the team now.
All right, so we're going to get all of everybody that wants to make the team right now,
not the camera people, if you can just come on this side over here,
and we're going to select teams.
Just for a second the camera people just wait to the side. We're gonna select teams. We're gonna give each team
Eight minutes to play that's where we're gonna do our selections
For Saturday, okay, but just the camp you just give us a second if you're if you want to make the team just go over here for right now
Yeah.
You want to make the take back?
Exactly.
All children out here.
Everybody.
Everybody.
Everybody.
No.
No.
Camera people stay back here.
Stay back here.
Just say careful to stay back there.
Everybody come back to see you over here.
Everybody.
Everybody.
Everybody.
Everybody.
Everybody.
Everybody.
Whatever.
I was trying to figure out how to plug in the shift.
But now I'm chewing it.
It's a baseball!
It's a baseball!
Lacey, I thought you were acting, bro.
Oh, yeah!
One, two, three, four, three, two, one, go!
All right, good job.
One more on the side of the street.
Yeah, yeah, all through the spin.
If you're not trying to make it, just step back.
Just step back.
Please, step back.
Step back.
One shot.
That's a good one.
You know what it is?
They're worried that me and you are going to take the spotlight.
I know.
I actually know.
It's fucking disgusting is what it is.
Like, it's like, this is exactly why, by the way, I stopped playing sports in school.
This is exactly why I went to eSports.
Yeah.
It's shit like this.
Yeah, it's fulls bro.
Oh, just because I'm in a wheelchair, it means I can't play basketball?
Hell's sake.
What? That is not...
I don't know...
Ron, go try out for cheer.
Yeah.
Got you, make a wish, come on.
Oh, make a wish, make a wish.
Oh, make a wish, make a wish.
Yeah.
Hey, Rage, watch this shit.
Hey, Rage, de up, motherfucker.
Huh?
De up, bitch.
he did you know I'm putting an eject cushion in his chair when he sleeps
So if you've not been a touch at the class, I'm shooting him through the pop.
This is the leaving trick shot!
Hits!
Hey look, one day you'll be able to do this again, all right?
One day I'm gonna be able to play basketball again, bro.
Probably a year from now.
How you doing?
I'm booting right now.
I was hooping out here.
That's how you say it?
No?
Like, I'm unironically a better shooter.
Get the hell out of here!
I better than them!
like I'm on ironically a better shooter
How are you going to get up the ball?
Like this.
You're in my class at 10 a.m.
Wait, what time?
10 a.m. I know Stilke's not coming.
I think I'm going to try.
Okay, what is the class teaching again?
That doesn't matter.
What are you teaching?
Shit that you need to learn.
I'll make you a deal, I'll make you a deal.
Come here.
I'll go to your class, if, if, on one condition, you are the professor that I give head to
get an A+.
What?
I have, for this class, since you're in it, there's a chance for you to do something,
Like, really high order a moment for you if you do it.
What do you mean, order a moment?
I'm just telling you, if you show up,
you'll have a chance to do something.
You've got to make it, though, but it's
at the very end of class.
And yeah, you'll pick.
If you do it, you know what I mean?
I'm not sure.
I'm going to be there.
It's a big up.
You normally do those things.
I'm going to be there.
For your class, I have that as a thing.
I'm not silky.
I'm not going to let you down.
You have my word.
I'm going to be there.
OK, I'll hub some.
Ada, is anybody waking up for my class?
No.
Ada, help!
Callie time.
Callie time.
10 AM our time.
Callie time.
Callie time.
It's an actual good class.
8 AM.
I'll be there, bro.
OK, I've got to go.
I'm not letting you go, man. I'm letting you go.
Crazy.
Where's the cheerleading practice?
Step back! Lacey, from three!
Golden!
No, no, no, no, no.
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
Move to the fucker side, man!
Move to the fucking side!
I see a bunch of them.
I see a bunch of them.
I see a bunch of them.
All right, let's do that jump one more time.
It is the key job.
Here we go.
Stingy stands high.
So remember, it's not one, two, three.
They are the top.
All right.
Here we go.
Six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four.
Crystal.
One down on the left arm.
No.
I am jumping.
Yeah, that's one right.
That's one.
There you go.
There you go.
Hold on, y'all.
What you doing here?
This is a...
That's what this could do it.
Girls, did we approve?
No? No?
This is good.
Okay, wave away.
No, I said it was in the blue.
Coach, we don't know.
I'm going to show you how much training you're going to do it.
What all can you do with the wheelchair?
Like this, ready?
Okay.
I'll do it with the side.
Just one of all.
I'll do it.
I'll try it with my wife.
Oh, shit.
If we can't hush it up, we gotta get out.
I already did.
Why are you getting out?
Excellent.
That's what you mean?
Alright.
So, how much basketball are you playing?
You play.
In the water?
Could you show me your sword?
Okay.
Right.
Here we go.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four, and five.
So you actually do the move.
Yeah.
No, no.
I'm sorry, okay.
You have to listen?
Okay.
Are you the cheer captain?
One, two, three, four, and five.
No, but I can't do it.
Okay.
But I'll teach you, okay?
Okay.
You have to listen, though.
Girl.
Because you were doing it somewhere in the mood.
That's how it was.
Hey, clock it.
Come on, man.
Cross-brushing.
You weren't doing what I think.
Cross-brushing.
Okay.
And you do seem to be doing a backflip.
Are you?
You can do a backflip?
Yeah, I did it in here, actually, too.
But I...
I don't even think you could do outside your wheelchair.
I can do it backflip.
Right.
I've done it before.
If I wasn't in his wheelchair, I would do it backflip.
No, you couldn't.
Yes, I could.
No, you couldn't.
Yes, I could.
You would see.
No.
You would see.
Right.
So you've done one in your life before.
I'm going to be the high flyer.
You're going to be the one that we put in the sun?
Yes, and go like this.
With the wheelchair?
You don't have the wheelchair?
Yes.
OK.
Are we going to tell you in the wheelchair?
Yeah.
OK.
Great.
Watch.
Right.
Thank you.
Right.
So, yeah, how are you gonna get done if you don't use right?
I'm gonna show you, watch this.
You already tried to show me, and that's not even worth it.
No, you don't go like this.
Yes, coach!
Yes, coach!
Yes, dipping!
Maybe it's right.
Yeah, you're doing great.
You've grabbed on one.
Punch, two, three, four.
Yup, yup, yup!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Everyone's getting a feeling over here.
Locking!
Locking!
He didn't hit people in the head.
What's this thing again?
Oh, dipping.
Dick me
Not a lot of hats at practice
if I want to play my best, you can do my best.
What?
Basketball?
All right, man, I'm going to play the last one.
Thanks.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Thank you.
ATV, thank you so much for the 10 gifted.
I appreciate you for the 10 gifted.
Hey, hey.
Hey.
What?
Yeah, they don't have water it's all red bull
I'm not going to lie, I'm not working out. I came to get him to get a red ball.
At least I can admit it.
Dan Brown, I wish there could be a cheerleader chat.
Did you see what the basketball game is hitting on?
Oh shit, who is that?
Buddy, what about me?
Can I have a hug, buddy?
Hey man, get off the court, all right?
I know you're safe with these guys.
Oh, really?
Really?
That's how you're feeling?
You piece of fucking shit!
I'm sorry, hey, listen to me, listen to me.
Shit!
Sorry, man.
I knew you that guy.
I just gotta do my job, man.
I don't know.
My wife's cheating on me.
You know?
My fucking kids are bunch of duchess.
She's trying my best to do a good job.
You understand me?
Sorry.
Let me take it out on you, brother.
Get the fuck on the sideline!
do
Spares Chad Spares
Take a shot you deserve it
Take a shot you deserve it
You can't make that shit
You can't make that shit
You can't
You're not like that
That's not your body
You're washed!
You're washed!
You need water?
Lacey.
Lacey, nice to meet you.
You want good?
I'll push off playing.
No, it's a play.
Hey.
Here you go.
Happens.
Has Blazer stomach?
Yeah.
Yes, I will show you.
What happened to you?
Tore my ACL player in the G League.
This here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you guys see people actually believe in you and I told them I played in the G League?
No!
Get this one!
On the floor!
Wait, they're playing an actual game and I'm not in it, Chad.
They're playing an actual game, and I'm not in it, Jack.
They're playing an actual game, and I'm not in it.
Don't show the game you're going to get banned.
You want a little cheerlead?
Yeah, just a little cheerlead.
It's right across the aisle.
I was just there.
Tatum was bullying me though.
There's a man girl. Her name's Tatum.
Tatum? Yeah, she's a mean girl.
Mean girl. Mean girl, where are you?
In cheerleading. She was telling me no wheelchairs allowed at cheer practice.
Yeah, in cheerleading.
Kandam, you look good, bro.
You look good, bro.
You look better.
Yo, so are you actually Indian or American?
Yes, yes.
Kandam, just come on out, bro.
Just come on out, bro.
Get out there?
He picked me, but I'm on the bench.
Oh, you're on the bench?
Let's go, boys!
I need a game!
You need an ass!
Yeah, I'm not the coach.
If you want to get in, you got to be on the bench.
This is the bench.
Your bench is over there.
He told me it was here.
See, I thought he was going to get into games, man.
Oh, no!
All that shit he was talking about me being in a wheelchair!
It's Harma!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh
Thank God, it's a cramp, bro. I thought he like got a non-contact injury
Yo, come on nigga scared the shit out of me
Jeremiah with the rebound.
You can do that!
Good!
Body too hot, he's gonna break the ball.
All right.
And one!
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
Six minutes, six minutes, six minutes.
One, two, three, four.
Bump Barlin, bump Barlin!
Using his aura for Old Houston Getting D-Glove Chat!
Oh my God!
Oh!
Oh my God!
Ah.
Oh my god
Got trash yo, why are y'all lying about my room getting trash
Hey, keep it down on the bench over there!
Keep it down on the bench!
You fucking suck, that's why!
Get out of there, you big nose bitch!
You fucking suck that's why
Over there you big nose bitch
Yo, I have some do to my chat telling me I'm gonna get banned for showing the streamer University basketball practice
Come on up.
Jason a weed with the ball.
The 80s.
Wow.
Oh, I'm about to get on.
Next bucket, I'm subbing out Rod Dogg!
I'm getting on that
What is happening to my room?
Hey Jason, great cardio out there bro.
Man 1-0!
Man 2-3!
Man 1-5!
Man 1-6!
Hey, you're playing great out there.
Oh, stay locked in.
No!
No!
What?
Yo, just do this playin' game.
I'm out of water.
You small tank top!
Hey dub, dub, why don't you get out there, why don't you get out there?
I'm trying to go to the NBA.
Okay, where's this suggestion?
What?
Why was I supposed to go before me?
After all, I'm there.
Yo Mark!
Hey Jason!
I see you! I see you!
I have to do it!
So where's he?
The ball!
Guys, no one's fucking up my room!
If someone fucks up my room, I'll fuck them up!
You playing in bare feet?
Yes, I don't have shoes, bro.
I have dressings and I can't play in that.
I'm going to ask you to put them on.
That shoes!
Can you see with the ball?
Yes! Yes!
65 now.
Come on!
Don't kick!
What the fuck?
Stop it now!
Hold on, that was a 360.
What else, smoking?
Where?
Where, chat, where?
Hey, come on, don't go out like this, bro, it's a way better angle.
1715
Loses there's no way
But I think someone's recording you
No, guys, if I go all the way back to the dorms, and I check my room, I'm gonna go back
and nothing's done, I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
The Vontes dorm, they're smoking.
They smashed all your shit.
Do you little shits realize I will grab you by your fucking,
I'll grab you by your fucking little chin and smack the shit out of you?
I'll smack the fucking dog shit at you
Yeah, thank you for the 10 gifted and check if you guys are not
You guys are getting ads first off item. I'm not running that many ads
I'm only running 10 minutes ads an hour. Okay
Second off, it's $5 and you can sub for no ads or use Amazon Prime to sub for free.
And you get an exclusive badge next to your name when you sub.
I know the mice working I see Max raging
He's mad.
Hey, good game out there, Jay-Shop.
Good game out there, bro.
Did it make me real?
But no bullshit.
I was crapping the entire time.
Oh, no, that's not good.
I gotta give him that one.
Max!
Max, you're the man.
Max!
Yo, play, Corey.
Thank you so much for the five gifted!
Yeah, you've been a fob gifted
I should I should be out there, bro. I can't just sit here and watch people play basketball
No, you're okay, I don't know if Brayden's here actually that's a good question
I don't see him.
I feel like he just goes wherever the girls are, right?
Yeah, usually.
Wait, are Max and Marlon wanting?
Come on.
Because I'm in a wheelchair.
I wish I could play.
Yeah.
Oh my god, we gotta watch the next one.
Whoa!
There!
Oh!
No!
I just beat Marlon in a 1v1.
I won.
How much basketball were you playing?
Yeah, I just played a full game.
You did?
Yes.
You rolling down the court?
Yes, I won.
You won?
No, I didn't.
I just won.
I just won.
I was a little hungry.
You guys, do you get a shot up?
Yes.
I think I could shoot better than you.
No, you're good, you're good.
I think I could shoot better than you.
No, you're really good, you're good.
You can shoot better than me.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'll take a shot right now, man.
I can shoot better than you.
Excuse me, camera.
I don't know what was that.
You're gonna have a field day.
Yo, Mata, you made it?
You made it?
I made it.
I need a ball.
Okay.
A game of ping or something.
Go, go, go.
Okay.
I need a ball.
Okay.
A game of ping or something.
Okay.
Hey, pass me the run.
See you like that.
My turn.
I'll even make sure I can shoot.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna shoot better than you.
Okay, you've played before.
No, I haven't.
No, I haven't.
That's not a first time jump shot.
That's not a first time jump shot.
We're going into one of us, one of us makes it first.
Wait.
Hey, Rod Dog!
Pass me the rock!
If you make this shot, I'll do whatever the fuck you want, brother.
Who are you gonna wheelie?
You don't dribble him.
Dribble him. Dribble him.
He's not gonna make it, don't worry.
He's in a wheelchair.
get him out of here!
get him out of here!
that's alright buddy!
i think you need to get a wheel!
you need to get off the court!
get me the ball!
get me the ball!
it's my turn!
now i'm getting tight
air balling in the wheel!
yo!
what?
You can't say nothing either because you just airballed it.
You just airballed it.
Now I'm trying to make you not look as bad.
Now I'm trying to make you not look as bad.
Oh, oh, oh.
Don't hurt yourself.
Don't hurt yourself.
Right.
Right.
You can't make it out of the wheelchair.
You airballed.
You airballed too.
But I was in a wheelchair.
You just missed it.
Whatever you were in the wheelchair, I would actually be sure to one thing what in a wheelchair. It's crazy
We need a ball
No matter the play again, I don't have a ball
Okay, go for it.
Okay, I'm getting one more chance.
What's in that still fucked up?
You made it after 35 times, okay?
Go, go.
I got ready to shoot her!
We got her in the back!
We got her in the ones!
Hey Joe?
Joe?
Yeah, for Family Guy.
Tatum!
First ride?
Yeah, but, uh, I'm sorry.
You've proven them wrong.
I want you to build your confidence up.
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
What's up, man?
Raph.
Yeah, I want to make content.
I'm not.
I'm just talking.
I want to make content.
I want to make content.
I want to make content.
I want to make content.
I want to make content.
What's he doing in my face?
What?
What's he doing in my face?
I have to confess something to you.
What?
I told you, Dean's an ad that you drank me.
Listen here, motherfucker.
I can't get in trouble here.
I was just talking to him just now in his fuckin' gymnasium.
You snitching just puts you on my naughty list.
I don't give a fuck.
It doesn't fucking matter.
I can't get in trouble.
You can.
You see what I'm saying?
Didn't even learn the hard way.
God, they call me tinny tough knuckles where I'm from.
Oh, shit.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Listen.
Y'all got, y'all got, y'all got, y'all got, y'all got, y'all got, y'all got, y'all got
one more?
You got both of them mission, I don't give a fuck.
What snack you got?
What item you got?
It's yours.
What's his is yours.
I will not get mad.
I've been robbing niggas all day!
I got it.
What's the bag, you know?
Oh, oh, fuck, woohoo.
Oh, shit.
You got shit.
You have to get him right off your fucking neck!
Really?
Yeah, I want him to talk.
AGO!
That was giv-
Oh, he's mic'ed up.
Oh, he's af-
I've never seen that airport.
Yeah, I know you hate it, bro.
Yeah, I know.
This ratchet, that was that ass wrap.
Should we just keep over here, please?
I was going to stab him.
Oh my god, what's your name?
I was going to say, grease?
Oh!
I'll do it.
Always assaulting the handicap. That's what I'm saying. It's just honestly about others braided
What's up?
I heard you thought you'd see me looking for a job for Marlin.
From what?
I heard you thought you'd see me looking for a job for Marlin.
What? Who told you that?
I just heard it around on school.
You didn't even know the word on campus?
I got a back shot.
Let's go to town hall.
I heard you thought you'd see me looking for a job for Marlin.
Thank you. I have to be.
Oh, curfew's in 40 minutes.
I got a pee.
Hey shock you know where the bathrooms at you know the bathroom is
Thank you
Thank you
Chat stand on the ground
All right, wait, you switched up?
Switch to someone else's camp for two minutes.
Chad, I'm going to be...
You know what I'm saying, Ant-Life?
I went knocking and I was talking to everybody.
Oh, yeah?
Bro, you know we got a seratop showers?
It's automatically, but it's not...
That's our showers.
Who did not?
Two more showers to get tonight?
That's the key.
You didn't eat any showers, man.
You don't have a couple of showers.
Why are you budding your live, bro?
My god.
Damn, sketch is tired of shit.
Hey.
I ain't even comfortable.
What?
Everything.
We, we come up with everything, bro.
Wait, is this another game?
No, we are, we are, we are.
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
I hope so.
I can do that, bro.
I can do that, bro.
That's not for me.
That's not for me.
Every woman, that's not for me.
Every woman, that's not for me.
I'm in my room and that's not for me.
I'm going to compete in the room.
No, no, no, no, no.
I didn't choose water before me
That's ridiculous.
Are y'all saying aura?
No way to do cheer!
No way.
The police select an item.
Yeah, where do I want it?
I'm not gonna sit over here.
I gotta get a honey bun.
What?
Thank you, have a great day, motherfucker!
My god damn, give me my gun!
I'm gonna get my gun!
I'm gonna get my gun!
I'm gonna get my gun!
I'm gonna get my gun!
I'm gonna get my gun!
I'm gonna get my gun!
Have a great day, motherfucker!
Give me my goddamn...
Give me my fucking honey butt!
Fuck you, me and Dave, you have a good day!
Give me my goddamn honey butt!
Please?
Yes.
Max, wait and check. I found a mythic loot!
Yeah.
Awesome.
Here you go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll give you the high today, I cramp, my fingers are just like cramping up right now.
Wait, let me see your hand, go like this.
Yo, your dick's not gonna be huge.
No, no, no, actually.
No.
Not mine to be cute.
Yo.
Brother, your hand is too amiable.
One size shoe are you?
Sixteen.
And how tall are you?
Sixteen.
How big is your dick?
No.
At least.
Okay, okay.
You don't gotta tell me.
No, no.
You don't gotta tell me exact size.
Is it above eight?
No, she actually said she was gonna beat me in a contest and I beat her.
Okay, because he already got a contest and I have to help.
I'm gonna say yes or no.
I'm gonna say yes or no.
That's a yes.
That's crazy.
Yo, you got it, bro.
You guys, my shit's not even four on target.
What the fuck is that?
What? Honeybunny?
I need water. I got a mythic you.
What? I got a mythic you.
Let's go.
Well you have to pay for it.
Flash, president.
Thank you.
Is this rock climbing?
Dude, they should get some water bottle stands outside.
It's like, I love Red Bull.
Shout out Red Bull, or maybe some water bottles would be nice.
Water bottles would be great, maybe in the rooms or something.
Look y'all!
Whoa, this is neat.
Is there waters in this?
Oh shit!
Dude, it's a whole snap!
You're eating a honey bun, no Bev?
Bro, they don't have Bev besides Red Bull.
No.
Yo, no bullshit. Can we go look for water? Can we do like a heist right now?
Obviously, we need a scavenger. Hella water is bringing our own wounds.
Alright, let's do it.
Like a sandwich, you?
Huh?
No, oh god. I'm not, like, no bullshit. I'm not trying to sleep with a 17-year-old.
Wait, you're like, what?
Like, I'm not...
No bullshit!
Because I know he's just gonna be on some content.
He's gonna try to wake me up with water, but I'm trying to sleep.
Oh, wait, you're fucked.
Yeah, I know, girl. I need you to sleep. I'm slacked.
Wait, you're actually not getting any sleep.
I know. I need to have a stern talk with him, man.
He's going to be like, oh, content.
I'm going to be the sweet bro.
You know what's crazy?
You were that kid, really, just three years ago, OK?
You would have hooked me if I wasn't lost.
Now you believe me.
Yeah, that's why you got on this way.
Now you're going to be hooked if I'm lost like that.
Oh, shit.
All right?
I'm finding fucking glue everywhere here.
No, you're not doing it right.
A lot of fun.
If you arch your back more when you're doing it, yep, little more, little more.
putter butt out, it digests down hinder system better.
This is good.
The knees was touching it.
He was doing it, gang.
Oh, why?
Why is it basically everything I do is gang?
What happens if I pull this down right in the counter?
I wouldn't do that if I were you, because the dean would come in here and start fluffing
you in the ass.
It's not like in school season.
So what even matters in it?
I'm looking at this down right here.
So are we going to get water?
Water bottles?
No.
I'm not lying.
figure the water bottles may say oh it's like a right over okay give us another
hint
where do you figure the water bottles may lay where do you think the water
bottles may stay where do you think the water bottles may lay it's like a
plant words like a mainland like is there like a knife it's a throwing knife
May and May.
Oh my god, we have to stab people to get it.
You're right. Oh my god.
May and May.
No, no, no, no.
Think about it.
Run.
Who's TVU is it?
That's agents. They don't need it.
Hey!
No, take this!
What?
Hey!
Wait!
Oh!
It's my show!
Oh, you can see it!
Oh!
Oh!
Here he goes!
They can't take it away!
I found the...
You actually knew she said to...
You said Lil Le?
Lil Le, King L.A.
Lil Le, King L.A.
And your name's Le.
Exactly.
And my admissions are L.A. too.
Oh, shoot.
So, exactly, automatically, you connect with me.
You have a great friend of mine, right?
Yes, great friend.
Wait, so your name's Le, my name's Lil Le.
That's not my real name.
up you ever heard of here in Pennsylvania one of the most dangerous cities in the entire world
oh so you dangerous yeah i know somebody's playing with me and i call you this i'll handle
i grew up on the block in gangsta shit oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so when i call you i'm
there i'm a woman i asked you did you make the team did you make the team i'm actually asking you
You didn't let me play, bro!
Hey, come here! Let me talk to him!
I'm gonna get you some more attention!
Come here!
Look at me!
Your nose is huge!
You know what? I hope you fall asleep and I hope you never wake up.
You can't outgave me!
Fuck that ass, suck your dick!
You don't know how to jump!
You don't know how to jump!
You don't know how to jump!
You don't know how to jump!
That's a layup, though!
I'm a pirate!
Listen, though.
Let me show you something.
Hey, I wish you could stand, I know me too.
Yes, I will.
So, hey.
Real.
You mean the team?
Dude, dude, dude.
Hey.
Yo, you're a crumb.
Bro, me and you don't know you, though, bro.
We don't know you, man.
Nah, it's cool, bro.
Nah, I think, bro.
That's cool.
No, it's cool bro. Nah, I think, I think.
Sketch, why did you not roll this?
I want to see Duke and Marlin 1v1. Oh my god.
In a little bit, guy.
What did you do to your pride?
What?
Your pride?
Yeah, well I know for sure.
I got you.
It wasn't exactly word for word, but Duke said he thinks he's got you in a one.
Never.
Ever?
Never.
I'm going to talk to Duke.
This guy?
Yeah.
You're going to be supporting him.
I'm just a messenger.
I'm not, you know, the direct line, but Marlon said you would never score him in a one.
You just said you just said it. I don't know that's just his words. I'm on though
He said you will need to squire bucket on him and won't you want I think you got him
and I quote 15-0 15-0 25-0 all ones
which one plays
I want to see a aura clash bro hey he said 25-0 run it right now
He's up.
He's up.
Freeze.
I'm not an instigator or nothing, but I'm just letting you know.
Marla said 25-0.
I'll be...
So if I score one point,
then I pretty much just lose the whole thing.
He's over there.
You guys got... I'm not doing this messing.
Yeah, go, go, go.
You gotta go get out over there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're out.
Yo, when he looked down at his boots, it struck fear into me.
I never seen you laugh that hard.
I never seen you laugh that hard.
Now it's opening everything up.
Yeah.
What if this is my hangwire?
Hook up hook up.
Sorry I had to do that.
Hey guys, don't post that on TikTok with the magnetic.
Sketch how fast can you go like around the whole entire
No, it goes fast
I'm actually a really good rollerblader.
Good move though, good move.
That was a clip.
I want to see what lethal shooter actually thinks about my jump shot.
Beautiful, do it again.
Beautiful, do it again.
Focus, focus.
Hey.
Good job, man.
Good job.
Oh, it takes a bit of time.
Yo!
Yo!
Which one is that?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, slow down.
Hey!
Lacey.
Yeah?
What's up with your wrist?
My wrist?
Oh, I had to leave it at home!
I had to leave it at home.
Did I see you? Did you lost it?
No, no, no, it's in my bathroom!
No one's stolen it.
Oh, my God, it's in my bathroom.
Can you read my chat?
Lacey, here you are.
And I saw your brother
What
Watch not a one-by-one.
We shot and so we made it.
Peter in a wheelchair.
He said he'd play in his game. He apparently won all his games.
So he got practice before we did art.
And so I let him win.
I let him win because I felt bad for him.
I let him win because I felt bad for him.
Wait, wait, wait. The wheelchair's looking W-wiz, bro.
I fell back from him in the wheelchair, so I let him win.
Wait, wait, wait. Wait, what?
Wait, wait, what?
Why?
Bro.
I'm going to tell you this, I love your energy, I love your determination, I want you to show
me what you can do on the court yet.
Tomorrow I need you to get out there on the court, but when you was training to get it
ready, I respect coach, I wish you could cross over better, you fell out the wheelchair,
but guess what, you didn't make no excuses.
Back up.
I'm going to talk to the agent, I'm going to talk to Kai, even if you don't make the team,
I would love to meet you on the bench on the bench. Okay, I'm not saying okay. It's a hundred percent. Okay, but I do love
Okay, thank you, coach
All right, let's just roll on out of here
What is your...
What is your...
Is it a case?
I don't know where to go.
How do you go back to the dorms?
They're closing it down. We have curfew in...
We have curfew in 11.
We gotta be in the dorms?
Curfew's in 20 minutes.
Man, fuck the dean. What is he gonna do?
He's starting rolling right now.
Not like rolling, but...
You think Kaisen has little asses go fucking do anything?
The first night, he's probably chilling.
He's my chillin. He's like he's like oh shit. I have like 800,000 viewers ran ads
I'm letting them do all the work
I'm go like me in like a mega penthouse in a bath right now. Oh my chillin sipping champagne
He's not worried about stable Ronaldo and Lacey like I'm scared
Fuck the curfew. Oh fuck the curfew and fuck Dean's in there
Make your feet cold and get out!
Ow! Ow, right!
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
Stop it!
Stop it!
I'm coming.
Stop!
Stop the virus!
Hey!
Is that real?
Hey!
Hey!
Get the fuck back to your room.
The fucking professor, you get back to your room, you're fucking fine.
I picked the guy that's couched in a notebook. I got a rage of snow book.
I'll leave you alone once you get me to come.
Sketch, push me! I got a rage of snow book!
Oh my god, take off.
Wait, sketch, put it in my back, put it in my back, put it in my back.
Put it on the back, I'll go back in there.
You gotta stop, you gotta stop.
Put it back in, take it.
Step in, step in.
Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop.
Hurry, sketch, hurry.
Okay, go, go, go. Go, go, get the fuck out of here.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, it's no book!
Dude, they love you, they love you, Lacey.
Wait, sketch me, sketch me out the order for you.
Thank you for your service.
I tell you don't get arrested, we can call it that way later.
I'm gonna get him off.
Oh no, sketch me up this part again.
Oh fuck.
Don't push me.
I gotta get us up the hill.
Oh, it's got the bomb.
I don't know if it'll go up the hill, sketch.
I'll push you.
I can push you, it's just the bumps that fucked me up at nine.
Okay, wait.
Sketch, can you push me through the brass?
Yeah.
I just got a dump under.
Ready?
I think it's a bigger drop than before.
shit wait can we do it look we make it fuck it fuck oh my god sketch I sketch
we got a book dude wait let's take I have read just no book we got a book it
let's go yeah all ass is this full speed yeah that's it we gotta get to the
door I gotta hide I could deadass right whatever I want in the notebook and
give myself good notes that was a genius thank you
Can you see where you're going?
If only I could fucking run, dude.
I'd be back at the door right now.
I'd be back at the door by now if I could run.
You gotta warm me up with a bump though, OK?
How do I get rid of ads?
You gotta subscribe.
That's a great point.
It's only $5 and you get no ads permanently.
So do they see who sells.
Let's catch a bump.
Wow, I did not see that.
I didn't see it either.
Holy shit.
I don't even get body.
Sketchbump! Oh fuck! Sketch, can you push me up? Nice! Nice!
I have C! What? Ron, come here quick! Come here quick!
Come here quick! Come here quick! Wait for me!
Come on! We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go! Why?
I stole Ray's notebook. He fell over and his guidance counselor moved
dropped that in his hands and I stole it and I wheeled off.
really got huh? I heard you got a sprite is that true? Yes. Can you get one? No, you got like two I heard.
You mean a sprite? Yeah. I might have got a sprite. No you don't need an icon
scene but where are we about to go? I don't know actually it's a great question. Where are we going?
We're going to miscarve you guys. I know. I know. What the fuck is going on?
Let's race. Let's race. We have the thunder party tonight. Yeah, let's race. What? We do.
Who wants to race? Well he's disabled at the moment. Yeah, I'm going to race you. I can make it faster.
Yeah, all right, he's doing it.
The monster has gone wild.
He got my job.
He pushes it.
Look, that should have scored.
Dude, that's what Christ imagined.
What?
He said he's going to get me an upgraded wheelchair with a boost.
My wheelchair is not.
No way.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Charged it
Is it usbc
Oh
For curfew on the first day
Is a pushable it off
I'm pushing sketch and a black in a lap right now.
No, you're not gonna lap right now.
Let me just get a lap right.
Watch your feet.
Watch your feet.
Don't hurt.
Don't hurt.
Don't hurt.
My back does.
Oh.
Chateau Ron, meet me at Miller.
Yeah, of course, then.
Yo, for first year, we ought to be in that main area or not.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I think you just sit in the building, right?
Yeah.
Wait, what's the main area?
You gotta be inside, right?
Yeah.
Which is fine, right?
Yeah.
You Marlon in the chat for pushing me
So is there elevation? Oh, yeah there
Did you just say you're pushing two people? No, I'm in sketch too. I put sketch in the fucking bag
Hell don't my fucking shirt and again
Yeah, you're fine
Little extra leg workout not about that at all
Sketch you got it hold on hold on sketch
Wait Marlon is this a steps
Oh noooo!
No it's not!
There's a bump ok?
There's no bump so far sir.
Rage coming? Oh my god we gotta go.
Wait wait what?
Ok I stole these guys he's telling us to look.
Are you fucking serious?
Yeah I'm serious!
Come on dude!
Let's get careful, careful.
I got you.
Careful.
What's that?
Is there a fire?
Oh!
Oh he's a fireman.
Go left, go left, go left.
Oh my god!
There's a fire? Why is there a car around going out of the doors?
Of course, of course, of course.
What's that for? What's that for service you do?
I don't fuck, I don't do any service.
I don't do any service either, I say thank you.
Thank you for the service.
What's that? Wait, what's going on here?
Get this guy off the couch.
I didn't watch it.
What is all this shit?
Drive my car! Drive my car!
Drive my car! Drive my car! Drive my car! Drive my car!
Drive my car! Drive my car! Drive my car! Drive my car!
Mission
Is there a fire walking into a fire?
Oh my God, bro.
How do I undo it?
You can't.
What the fuck?
Oh, it's my fucking phone.
Where's my phone?
Who did you give it to?
I gave it to Brady.
Brady didn't give it to you.
Maybe you didn't give it to Juan.
I'm right here.
I don't know where your fucking phone is.
What is my height? I'm dead ass.
I'm a gold checker, quick.
Where's my shit? You didn't give it to Jason?
I don't have it.
Who has it?
I don't have it.
Who did you give it to? You had it!
You had it!
I don't have it.
I don't have it.
I don't have it.
Who did you give it to?
I don't have it.
I don't have it.
Get him! Get him! Get him!
Move to defensive, gang!
No, I'm not...
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Open it!
I can't eat you!
Why is your silly string on me?
You're all twiddly!
No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't say that to the police.
So I'm going to prison now because I like to say, got it.
I have a little battery to get there.
I think you're regened because I turned it off.
What do you mean what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, turn this down, bro!
Why do we not have anybody on the fucking fire alone?
Wheelchair charger.
I don't have my wheelchair charger.
All right, I'll go on Marlin's suggestion go to Marlin's room. Yeah
Oh my- Oh my sorry man.
A bowl of salt! Oh my god, fuck me! Give me a couple!
Give me a bowl of salt right now!
Just give me a bowl of salt right now!
Is this lactose intolerant?
Oh my god, stop me fucking here.
Lactose intolerant!
Really?
Oh my god, stop me fucking here.
You know you know, but we'll know.
Run, run, give me a hit, man.
Give me a small little baby cousin.
Give me a small little baby cousin.
I need a couple little baby cousins.
I need a small one. I need a baby one. I need a baby one.
I'm gonna lactose intolerant.
No, I'm gonna get saved!
Yo Lacey, bro, you fucked me over!
My shirt grab my face my neck
It reduced
I'm going to get a headache!
I'm going to get a headache!
I'm going to get a headache!
I'm going to get a headache!
Oh my god, stop!
What's the year of the wildfire?
Wait, is my land is 222?
That's not even your room.
The most handsome girl right here, bro.
Hey, hey!
Yo!
Hey, hey!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
My fucking shirt, bro! This is fucking cream!
I spent like $40 on this!
There's a car.
Just what drew us against our luggage.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, let's go.
Can you hear it for a second?
Uh, how long?
About a second.
Well, are you out of water in here?
I actually don't.
I'm surprised to be able to...
What if the artist has no water on campus at all?
I mean, honestly, I'm sure you've seen it.
I got a bowl of milk that's gas that's your soul gas you have internet no yes you do
Oh, it's fixed?
No, I need to find a way to do that
Oh, damn, I can do desktop now, that's fire
I'm gonna sit
You need desktop chairs, Marz, go on desktop
This one
Should we try desktop room?
Yes
Should we try desktop room?
I have a note to honor we ask
I mean...
How do you check?
How do you shoot?
I don't know
I don't know
I might bug you
I might bug you
I think this one's real
I don't know if I'm...
I mean, I see my...
Oh my god, this camera is fucking on this. No, no, no, no, no, I'm just looking at this fucking camera
Oh my god, kick walk kick walk kick walk. You're like, I wish he was out there playing bro. Let me too. That sucks
I feel like I'm not seeing I feel like I'm just seeing the same like 10 people
What do you mean?
Wait boss, where did you go in there?
To be honest, I've been talking to a lot of people.
Me too, me too.
But I'm seeing like, what the fuck?
Game.
Oh my God, bro.
Good catch.
Holy fuck.
You got to stretch this finger.
How do you see it?
It's not gonna fit.
No, no, look.
It's only gonna smell burnt in there.
Not burnt in there?
No.
Like that?
Is that how you want it?
I mean, it's zoomed in, it's crazy, but like.
Well, I don't like it, that's what I do.
I'll transform it. No, no, no, it's just a game your cameras
You're not even lying on it. Oh shit. Wait, dude. Yeah, I don't know what I haven't added it
See you never you never got a burger
Burger house all chips. Oh, I thought it was exactly burgers. I fuck it wish. Yeah, I've been I've been a little heroic heroic today
No purpose in two minutes, but I don't have a chance of wheelchair
Bro time to react to the highlights today in the fucking
Do you see that
Not press my shit
you don't know anything about it.
You guys felt that you should try doing basketball drills with people who shoot at them and fell over it.
Are you serious bro?
Is that my fault?
No.
That I came too fast?
No, no, because I was leaning forward.
Chad, are you guys liking the drew camera right now?
Does he look sexy?
Is it hard eyes or puke about us?
No, wait, it should be good, I think.
Oh yeah, it is, it is, it is.
Wait, you have to make the mirror, huh?
I think.
Oh yeah, it is, it is, it is.
I
Wait.
You're actually done with a gamer.
Oh, should we try the light?
Jess, stop spitting the hard eyes for me. Stop!
You're trying to light, you snake?
Yo yo yo, I'm about to take it down again, yeah.
Yo bro, why don't you pick me on your team right now?
You hate me, you ungrateful.
And why the fuck do you say it's on my set?
Why the fuck do you say it's on my set?
Hey, don't you snacks?
Oh shit.
Can you pull up the chat, maybe?
Well, it's a bad that I'm not gonna shout at the entire time here. I'm just gonna discuss the year, but you know
How are you guys playing on spade up? I mean bro? I'm not gonna lie much for all nighters every fucking day the fuck
So bitch ass fucking
Oh
Where they're what are you saying
Like sometimes I just brought look at you like Mike is so fucked is it actually
Or do you want me to do this really quick?
It's gonna take you an hour to do show the computer
What
bro
Wait, is the Wi-Fi good?
Honestly?
Should we get a speed test going?
Yeah, speed test.
Bro, what do I want to do with tonight, bro?
You wanna play Fortnite?
I'm actually done playing Fortnite.
Nobody's out for it.
I'm down to play Fortnite.
I'm down to play Fortnite.
I'm deadass down to play Fortnite.
I was.
I'm down to play Fortnite.
That's how we're gonna figure you.
Yeah, maybe I'll have a 4A and a little fucking Dwee bird.
Okay.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Wait, wait, wait, what?
You, you look at me the life-lights.
Wait, wait, wait, what's up?
You gotta-
I'm gonna watch the run-outs, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Yo, it's fiber! It's fiber!
No, no, no, no, no!
It's fiber!
A thousand down on a thousand up and down.
1000 up almost the best you can get
that is the best you can get
oh wow
don't show the code, it shows my p
oh no no, but I'm about to pull up Chaturino
okay, at least haven't been installed yet, please keep going
oh yes, I clicked that, I got to show you all of the
Chaturino on-store on-users
Chaturino, Nex, Nex, install
that means forward around the super quick
production
who is that?
that's the door
come in
oh, he came up in the door
Fuck
I'm not kidding, that's not what I'm talking about!
I'm not calling the cops, it's what we read!
I'm just talking about the file!
I'm not calling the slumber party.
Next time, I will get one from them.
So what do I do if Kai comes in?
If Kai comes in right now, you can have a party.
Tonight, tonight, tonight!
You know what I'm doing?
Next time it's a party in the USA!
Tonight, tonight, tonight!
I'll fuck your son in the heart with that.
I'm gonna kill you both.
Like, look, Pete.
It's first night.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, what is, Kyle?
What is doing here?
What?
It was deeply wasted already.
Yeah, who did that?
He's not gonna do fucking nothing, bro.
He's not gonna do shit.
He's not gonna do fucking nothing, bro.
He's searching.
Oh, boy.
Why are you looking at me?
Is there something?
Are you on the third floor?
On the fourth floor?
Yeah, bro.
Are you on the third?
I don't know.
Can I keep you in my list of words?
You're just not in the front, no.
fucking serious
You know what
I go through basketball to france straight off the prances, but that's why I do Nick if you're
Straight from the basketball game to the frat to fucking fat party. Yeah
My mom was in the shed
probably still plays bro the latest thing is shots my fucking body boat
oh yeah I'm getting like black I'm getting blackout truck yeah I don't
even know where I'm at we're doing I want to I want to turn to the point where
I'm I like can't even see three a while okay we can do that we'll take care of
it that's called getting drunk you just fucking said I'm talking about my 15
20 shots. Jason's in a fight. Yeah, he's got 20 shots. He's dead. There's a party in a room of four
times. Four times. I'm going to hear something upstairs. How long are you going to say? No,
Irish can't think for the five. Appreciate you. Party got busted. Party already busted.
Let's start a party.
Bro, who wants to light up?
He's trying to set me up.
Party is going right now.
What do we got?
Do you want a speechy?
We have a speaker.
Oh my God, thank you for the 50 gift and OG.
Thank you so much.
It's not me who wants to light up.
Thank you for the 50 gift and we say that.
If we can turn the lights down, we get a speaker and play music.
And we just start a little get together.
A little get together.
10 people in the room.
10 people in the room, 90.
20 people in there.
20 people in there.
I saw a gift card.
Yo, public second for five gift cards.
Yo, public second for five gift cards.
No, we should do.
We should find some of the upcoming streaming.
I like that.
How do I find that?
Oh, uh, campus.
That is awesome.
My gosh, Maddie.
I
throwing the party upstairs yo I gotta do a tiktok with he fucking paid to the
song that blew up up oh that's a given that's a fucking give no actually do I
have to bro
Well some of these guys are who, who is uh...
Wait there's a little kid, it's like a little vibe going on upstairs.
Yeah just come here?
Fuck off you little kid.
There's a little kid on a vibe going on upstairs.
Dude, dude?
He's walking to the left.
No, he's just walking on the left.
What?
Wait wait wait, that's literally...
Hey why are you putting it here?
Oh cause...
Yo, team hates throwing his own party right now.
Fuck you, I'm just gonna go, bro.
I'm just gonna move out of here.
Dude, this is alright.
Dude, I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna go, I'm just gonna go.
Just gonna go this way.
Oh, screw.
Who's this guy?
That's the guy that's holding the...
Jason's in a fight
Yeah, Jason is not in a fight
I want to know what the hell he's up to!
What's wrong with you, Casey?
He went to the thrills!
What's going on with Hasbro?
Nothing!
I need the fuck out of him!
Did I ask?
Yo, if you do a party mess,
do you think Kyle will come knocking the door?
Hell no!
Go to J-Shock 10!
J-Shock in four of them!
The door's wide open!
Today, we're getting a vibe,
He is coming? What?
Yo Kyle, thank you for finding it!
Sorry for the bad distribution.
I'm just gonna just done back in this room.
Did we go up to T. Payne's?
Yeah, Drew, can you please come up to the first floor, please? I'm begging bro.
Like, I'm literally begging bro.
Gosh.
I don't care if the party gets busted, but I'm gonna have a good time. It's T-Pain and alcohol. Let me know. Let me know right now. T-Pain has alcohol.
Yo, hey, T-Pain has fucking alcohol. T-Pain and I'm not alcohol-y and I'm not alcohol-y.
Yo, come to the big fucking position!
Duke was talking crazy today. He did have a good time.
That's crazy?
Yes. He said it's gonna be too big to P.E.O.
I said to him I said to him I was like y'all Marlin's over there right now
And he was like he wants to run it right now. He's looked down at your shoes look back up and say
Let's do it. It was why didn't come over this was horrible
He actually like
No fucking safe. No safe. Don't say I'm being honest
You and Duke both walk in the room. I
Think Duke's I think I'm giving Duke the first look
That's no dick right it's just a fit difference like it's like he just comes in with a different type of swagger
like like jeans that you just know or ten thousand dollars like
Hat with glasses and his shiny grills
This is a whole different type of
Swag I'm gonna send them on room. I'm gonna reset it right when we said that when we said I said yeah
You're
Come on we out who get the five come on we out who get the five who just get the five Kenzie
Thank You for the five
What are the party I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
Do you go for both of us to run gets her please
Hey never see the camera impose like that. Hey yo, let me catch that little kid
I'm gonna pass that little shit, bro. What are you guys up to right now?
I mean it's at two bars if it dies it dies no shower bro. Here's the thing, bro
When you college you don't shower bro. Now you wouldn't even show you college you just fucking go with the flow
You got some stuff that I didn't figure out so much shit bro still got a few shots tonight
I wonder what what is it?
I've seen you play the Call of Duty right yeah I've seen that yeah
Yeah, but you play Call of Duty yeah I'm playing in the phone to get your
Challengers please first oh I've seen you play the Chris Breeze right yeah that's
funny I like those yeah are you actually good at the game no suck
I suck but I've seen the clip yeah yeah okay maybe we should do a full clip one day
One be one
Okay
I was in orientation
They're all in for turns.
Hey, you ever try to eat?
Yo, what's going on with you?
You don't like for turning?
Why do you like?
Because she's in the fucking sign club, man.
She said that you was talking crap about me.
What?
I never said that.
Oh, I'm 2-2-2.
Wait, they're saying 2-2-2.
Do we go throw a little party?
I'm going to throw a party.
Hey, get about the 2-2-2.
Let's grab a speaker, throw a little party.
Can you take all the terminator better than the piece?
Uh, I mean, you're the one that put it in there, sure.
Yo, J-Shock, party in 2-2-2.
We throwin' a party, J-Shock.
I mean you're gonna put it in there sure no J-Shock party two to two we throw it a party J-Shock
No, we're not for all of party here on
What else?
Oh my god.
I'm gonna throw a little bit together, bro.
We can't go drink on purpose.
I just wanna be cool.
You are cool.
Just what you are.
Oh, shit.
Hey, where did you bring them?
Hey, I go on a chicken.
Everybody's gonna take it, man.
What?
Oh my god.
All right, drink your room.
Oh, shit.
That's nice.
Checking rooms.
Can I have you to sit and share pay right now?
Okay.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
Sit and share pay right now
Let's get a speaker like one this fucking
Hey, it's fuck cutting to
I'm not any fuck cutting the line!
Yo, Cuddy, you hear this shit?
I don't know about Cuddy.
Oh, Lace's shit, what he told me before?
He said, fuck Cuddy, bro. I will beat him up in a fucking wheelchair if I have to, bro.
I'm not lying. Hey, if Cuddy talks to you,
if Cuddy got a problem, you don't have a problem with it.
Oh, yeah, for you. Not with me.
Yeah, bro.
I'm not even saying Cuddy.
Bro, you saw?
I don't want to, like, you know, like, obviously just a blazer, you know?
Like, I don't want to be on top of anything, bro.
But, Lucas, he's popular, bro.
For real?
Yeah, it's not a share.
For real?
You can take a phone set for one or something.
Sure.
Yes.
Where's that cameraman?
Um, I don't know where to see him.
Are you guys in Liggs?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm trying to get a suit over him.
You trying to?
I'm down.
I'm dead serious, man.
You have like, you have like, you have like,
Who the fuck, bro?
Who's the who, man?
Blizzo.
Blizzo.
Blizzo.
Blizzo?
You're the one with an underage chain.
You haven't seen Blizzo the whole time.
Yeah, he's probably asleep.
Is it a party?
Is it a party?
They show up.
They show up.
It's a party, bro.
What do you mean?
You fucking with a party loves?
You got it?
Yeah.
Oh, you think you want music?
I don't know shit.
I'm looking at mom's phone.
Oh, shit.
What's up?
What's up?
Pick up.
Pick up.
Pick up.
Mom, you're live right now in front of everybody.
I love you, but you're live right now.
If you think the party's crazy, it's beyond crazy.
That's it.
What do you think?
Oh.
I love you, bro.
Oh my god.
You know what I feel like?
I feel like we're not going to eat a lot of these days because I would do a lot of
things.
No, that's what I understand.
No, I'm going to worry about the water consumption.
Yeah, there's no water.
There's no water.
It's like, I might do a lot of foul and move.
Surely you brought a speaker, right?
That's what I'm thinking.
All right.
How about this?
Should we go find a speaker?
No.
Should we go find a speaker?
Bro, I'm hosting the party in this place right now.
So I'm saying, so okay, listen, how do we get the word out to people that want to party
in Tito Tito?
Maybe we just start playing music in the chat, wouldn't we?
I don't know
Dude I was like this close to buying a JBL today
Aw shit, you need a speeder
I don't know how to do that one, bro
So, surely we should be able to do a lot of more speeder fighting
Dude, I'm kind of playing some of these music
Wait, you making music?
Yo guys, guys not checking
I'm using club with facts
Oh shit, I didn't even know that
We're looking at a whole different genre
Everything, hip hop, hop
Cue freestyle?
Yeah, me or something
Give me a beat
I'm not a word about no fucking game.
Yeah, what's this, though?
Okay, here.
Okay, okay.
Guys, Kai's not coming.
Why?
I don't give a fuck if he's coming.
Bro, he's not gonna come open the door.
No, no, no, no, no.
He's not gonna come open the door.
I'm not even gonna open the fucking door.
Why?
Why?
I'm trying to get a speaker.
I'm...
We gotta get a speaker, bro.
Read this.
Don't read it.
Okay.
I'm just gonna show you.
Are you gonna read the comment?
Uh, stone is a cell you have when you're in there.
So, if you go out, lock him, but we have to coordinate.
Got it.
You got to get your number.
OK, cool.
Who's over here?
Oh.
Sina has a speaker?
You don't have a speaker, but it's really good.
Yeah, I know.
It's like it'll work.
J-Shock, we've got to find a speaker, bro.
We got what?
We've got to find a speaker.
No, no.
We're not locked.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, Duke.
What's up, man, buddy?
You need me to be there?
Yes.
Do you have a speaker?
I don't think I do.
You're going to throw a party.
Not like a party, but just like a little get-together
in the room.
OK, which is fine.
Why do I need to know of this?
Well, because if Duke's there, everyone wants to come.
I disagree.
So maybe you want to come to get together.
I'll have to reject.
But maybe next time, though.
I don't know what you're talking about tonight,
shit I just like asking.
No, I actually downloaded Crimson Desert.
You'll play a little bit
And I got B02
Hey, I'm glad you up here. I was telling the guys and shit. I downloaded B02 I downloaded B02
Yeah, oh my PC and shit, so I'm gonna go play a little bit
Like a door like door. No, I'm on the
Fast
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Hey, Hasley?
Yeah?
Oh, I'm here to see you.
What?
Uh, then I could borrow?
Hey, how you doing?
So far, I've been here.
I think we've had a speaker.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Hey, Fred!
I'm here to be happy.
Can I give it a pass, man?
No, you can't really pass it.
I didn't write
Yeah
JVO blow five thank you is it loud
Is it loud, though?
What do you know?
Let me see.
Hopefully it gets the loudest.
Disconnect.
Blue tune.
Wait, what did Drake give us?
Does anyone know?
He gave us OVO Cologne.
I don't know if this is going to work.
I didn't look at the idea.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I didn't look at that unit.
Of course it's going to work.
I can't find it on the Bluetooth.
Oh, it's connected already.
Oh, you got a...
Sorry, it might be connected to me.
Got it.
Alright, let's test the waters in it.
Um...
I'm going to smell this open.
You can let it try.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I
Bring it back, okay
Where's Marlon, where's Ron
It's not that loud, but
It's not that loud, but
What's up, I'm McQueen, man.
Nice to meet you.
What is your throat, Jack?
What's up with you? You're making that basketball.
I have no life.
My throat is not in pain.
No, it puts in pain.
You're making my throat snap.
Why you got pain on it? Pain throat?
Pain is my thought.
We only grow through pain.
Oh shit, my guys tell me everything you've overcame has only been through pain
I'm sure and fear. Yeah
Yeah, let's not get that back you got a speaker
Yeah, the water may be or not
Well, I mean I'm playing in the league and shit canal
Well, in my room, but you need a bigger one.
Well, how big is it?
It's like this big.
Where's your room at?
It's in the other building, so I don't have to go on the street.
But I'll go get it because I got to go get my phone because I have a zip line for you.
I guess there's a drone that can get you.
Oh, you can do that?
Yeah.
I guess if you get your phone and you just open it, you can zip the place.
I don't know.
I'm being honest.
What's the case?
It's here, bro.
No, it's closed.
It's closed right now?
I guess there's going to be open 247.
It's nice of you.
It's going to see a major room as a parking lot.
Come on, come on, come on.
Canela, you want to go with a little tea-pane party or what, bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's work out.
Is Seisha coming?
Where's Seisha?
I'm crazy.
Where'd he go?
Where'd Seisha go?
Wait, your room is hot.
Oh, yeah, okay.
What room is it?
213?
Oh, it's so pretty.
What room?
What room in numbers?
Tea-pane.
We're going to a party.
Come here.
Oh, yeah.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Oh
It's this way
Right here
I'm down
You're not allowed to go.
You're not allowed to go.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
It's a little party right here.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on.
We just hit one point.
Don't give me that little shit.
I know.
I don't like it.
You're not a police.
No.
What is this?
There's a little game in there.
They got cereal, some beds.
Let's just, let's catch a vibe.
Oh shit.
Not a party.
We got people calling.
We got people calling.
Not a party.
We got people full up.
We got a party.
Just like a get together.
Yeah, cool.
So that's how you speak.
Yeah.
What condition do you have in your speaking right now?
Okay, what's your condition?
So I'm doing the music video.
Okay.
You understand?
Use this speaker.
Use this speaker.
Yeah, I can be a part of it.
I'll try to speak.
You understand?
What's the deal?
What's the deal?
That's the deal?
What's the deal?
That's the deal?
We're doing them, we're trying to get it.
Like, what's the deal?
They're trying to make it.
So like, I'm doing the music video.
That's what I got here.
Oh, right now?
I'll see okay, so it's like a little exchange
Okay, we're trying to focus that I got I got a counteroffer
That is your speaker
What my throat does not put in pain
Listen, Lacey, you're already in the profession to something I did right now.
You're already in the profession to something I did right now.
Like, listen, everybody's already in his hallway.
We just have some music.
No, get in.
Why is that shit fucking?
Get in.
You got painfully good neck.
I can't.
Hey, back to you a little bit.
Oh
What's your brother play your song?
Nobody's coming to knock on a shit. I play that shit. It's cause you're you
Hey you got
Get the big-ass bottle of ranch
No, it's not that.
Feeling was not on the way, bro.
Feeling was not on the way, bro.
It's all kind of feeling like they're not on the way at all.
Like, bro, you know what I mean?
Make sure you follow up.
So, yeah, is there a party on the floor?
No, I'm not.
I know that.
I know that.
Come on.
Damn, J.
Damn, J.
Damn, J.
I
I
We're still. There's more room over here. We're still here.
Yes. What? Are you ready?
Oh my God.
Oh, you're going to steal.
Bring the speaker.
Yes, I'll do whatever I want.
What do we eat with that?
Pat, we get cereal.
Oh, shit.
Place, place some shit in here.
There's more space.
Hey, hey.
We're waiting for sketch. He's finding silky right now
Yeah, tell Ron second floor
I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
They look broken, Steve.
Another bowl of milk? I might have to do it.
We're that big ass speaker for what place of fucking music
Anything
Hello
I'm in the second floor like a lobby at Game your area
Miller I met look yes, I can't learn Miller. Yes. Yes
Oh my gosh.
You can actually make my tear.
I'm very happy you can make a national prize.
You can actually get one of those lo' de frond,
there's some chicken on that.
I got those real good fries, too.
What is it?
Fried cheddar fries.
Oh, that's a few weeks.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Why did not come in chat?
They did not come in!
Bro, this is not even a party!
You gotta invite everybody!
No, but I'm saying like like in Kai comes we're not gonna get we're not gonna get in trouble
It's just people hanging out. Yeah, like there's not even a party. It's just people hanging out
Yeah, we cannot get in trouble for this if there's like 10 people here
Oh, sorry about that. I do whatever I want. I'm counting on money for fun. Chad, where's
Ron? Where'd Ron go, Chad?
I
Know what people are actually listening to curfew people are actually listening to curfew
Play somewhere
Why are y'all saying run guys I'm not scared of anybody coming it's literally
just me and Marlin in a room.
That's all I'm saying, it's like a failure.
It's like, nothing else, nothing else going on.
Fuck you.
We're just gotta be, yeah, is there anything going on anywhere?
No.
Oh, and I gotta scroll through my Twitch.
I think Tatum and I want a cinnamon roll are throwing a rager
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know where you want to, where we can find what.
you
you
you
you
you
We're not doing shit!
What are they coming for
To be in your dorm
It's not my door
What is on a chill bar right now my wheelchairs, that's what can't really do shit
I just can't fucking move
Come here real quick, come here.
Wait, where are you at, Ronald?
What's the deal, Ronald?
Do you have...
Do you have weed?
No.
Sketch, sketch, sketch.
Do you have weed?
No, I don't have weed.
I don't have weed.
I know it's the limit itself are you feeling no I'm not feeling I'm not feeling but like
No, I'm good.
Why are you asking so much questions?
I just want to know that something.
No, I'm looking for it.
I'm going to a fucking party!
Where?
Can we go?
I'll push, I'll push, I'll push.
I got a question for y'all, what you guys have already?
Oh man, I'm sorry bro, these are some, man.
I don't know, I don't know.
I guess I want to smoke.
Oh, yeah, you want to smoke?
Smoking?
When I ask them, man.
I'm serious, I want to smoke.
Oh, what's up?
What's happening?
Hey, bro, we get your beliefs, bro.
It's cool, bro.
Yes.
We get it, bro.
Take it, bro.
Take us up.
As you be, it's down there.
Go roll your ass down.
What's up bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's...
How you doing? How's your first day?
Amazing.
Everyone's just building a million shit.
He's a speaker now.
We just got a speaker.
We just really ran from security. You mean you're not throwing a party?
What?
Yes, we're the big speaker.
We got scammed.
No, I had the little one. I had the little one.
I got to check up, bro.
You're gonna push me to my room
I've got it in a lot.
Thank you, Shaq.
Jean Shaq, I'm sorry.
You were the guy after shooting.
I'm not scared.
You can't have fun.
No, no, no.
I literally can't have fun, Chad.
After shooting me?
I can't have fun.
What are you doing?
Sure there's water in there.
If Silky was going to text me on my LAD, here you go.
Are you here? Let's see if I see...
What?
If Silky was going to text me on my LAD...
I got you, I got you.
I'm all around pretty good now.
Where you going?
I'm not heading anywhere. I can't even move.
Are you going to... are you doing this stuff soon?
I might. No, probably not, to be honest.
I'm probably going to charge up for, oh my gosh, I'm definitely going to charge for this.
Oh, you're going to charge this thing?
Yep.
I should have charged it earlier.
Here.
That's right, there's a wall.
Yeah, that's fucking cool, bro.
Jason got caught?
I can't do anything about it.
I literally can't go out there.
I need a normal wheelchair.
Is there a way?
I don't know, I don't know.
We don't need the door dash.
No, we can't door dash,
There's got to be someone who can give me a normal wheelchair.
Can we do the drone thing?
What's that?
The drone?
Yeah, but can they drone drop off a wheelchair?
Yeah, drone.
Do I got plenty of snacks?
Have you got cereal?
Yeah, we do have snacks.
We have no drinks, though.
I know.
We got Red Bull if you're trying to play on it.
Do I need some water in my system?
Are you not allowed to?
I need some water, man.
Haskell and Jason caught guys. I can't do shit keep your bow because
You're gonna be filling outside the whole week. They don't give you water bottles
It's
Fucking do I just down a red bull? No, you're gonna be up all night. I gotta do it. I'm thirsty. I'm gonna die of thirst
Best room I ever could ask for.
Oh, you gotta find a way to smuggle waters in.
I know.
And you know what I need?
I need a normal wheelchair.
You can't push this?
No, this one's not pushable.
I need a normal wheelchair.
You can probably get one somewhere.
Yeah, where'd you pick up my hoodie?
Yeah.
Wait, what do you mean you're...
You're in my merch. I made it. Let me see. Yeah, I've got the watch on the front. Oh
I get it with a G-Shock J-Shock, but it's a J-Shock and then
Let's get the watch on the sleeve. Okay, so you only know the time
Fuck with that. I can send you a room. I'm down. I got blue and green
Oh
I like that. Shaka clock. Shaka clock. Yep
What size am I in a hoodie? Medium? I think I'm honestly probably a smaller medium.
Yeah, they fit. See the thing is like you don't want to have it too big because this is long here.
Yes. Honestly, extra small. What size are you doing with it?
What size are you doing for me?
You don't.
Hell no, you're not a small.
Okay, I might be extra large.
No you don't.
You don't think I'm extra large?
What size is that?
You don't.
You gotta try it on.
Surely a small fits me.
You said that you said they're oversized.
A little bit.
I've got the band on the back too.
I'm not gonna stretch his hoodie out chat. Oh, yeah, I know see just like I don't think this is cool
It's comfy. It's gonna fit me dude. I'm not I'm definitely not a small tell you that but oh, yeah, definitely not a small
No, no definitely gonna need a large extra large. Well, we're gonna get kind of roadside
No, I mean hi like my boy kept telling me shout out. He didn't he's like, you know give him a small
Yes, I keep getting around my fucking head
I
Do you have internet thank God thank the heavens
I really
Okay, why you're sitting here. Yeah, you have been streaming for what eight nine ten years hell no
longer three
Well, you've been doing a gaming in like 10 years. Oh three three years since 20
Yeah, what I start streaming and stuff like 2023
Yeah, what was like the main thing you know for four years how to grow?
main thing I learned
probably
Probably clips if I had to pick one thing it'd be clips I'd say
How do you keep the thing charged all day?
Um, so I, basically, I'm like a professional tech.
The tech mom?
No, I know nothing about tech.
Uh, no, we just have portable chargers that keep it going.
But he knows all the tech.
Fucking guy.
Wait, why, your phone died?
No, it's not died.
There's a water fountain right outside your door, so all we gotta do is we gotta get water
bottles and we gotta fill them up.
I just keep filling up the same one.
Do we have water bottles here?
I don't know.
Okay, so there's two things we need.
There's two things we need.
We need a normal wheelchair.
Maybe even crutches.
I'm not gonna work with the manuals.
What?
I'm not gonna have crutches.
You just need to complain a little bit.
Good luck.
They're not sure they can have a side.
There's still much different side to it.
I'm just gonna lie with them.
We can't fit them in the latch?
No.
Can you order water from that drone delivery all right, let's see what the let's see what the things that it's been charging for 10 minutes
Did it charge up at all?
Oh, no, you're good
Wait, you're a cameraman anyway, so he gets mad at you
Oh shit, see if you have a good brothel be true
Go to medical
I just want it like I just need a wheelchair or crutches bro this is how you need to treat
drew? Why is the chat dancing? There's a party that I'm missing? What room is that in?
Chad, what room is that in?
You got to go to it.
It's in.
Wait, two, two, two.
That's Marlon's room.
Chad's just being the random numbers.
Oh my God.
I gotta find a little room to that party so I'm not gonna go low key though Drew if I was on crutches
It would it wouldn't it would be harder to get around but it'd be easier to like to stand around
Shabby all think I should get oh get get a wheelchair I can roll or should I get crutches?
But then you can't be it like you can't really multitask on anything
I wouldn't be able to reach hat on crutches anything. Yeah, I know what you mean fuck
Get a knee scooter
But you can't
a yee scooter
No, dude end the pity party you're at streamer you turn up yo, I want to but I can't go anywhere
What you get?
Thank you, fuck it. No chicken on top. I ain't even on that really
Yeah, I'm a sergeant.
Lacey, can we do an Injust?
What does that mean?
So that, I don't know, you're going to be on that.
Yeah, we can do it.
How do I do it?
Um, who could do it?
He could do it, yeah.
You remember anything?
Sure.
Can we do Injust?
Yeah, can you come film for a minute?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have his toolkit logged in somewhere?
It's not working with this one.
It's a freaking drum, bro.
Yeah, they are good.
It's probably going to make you dirty.
It's shock-a-clock.
Wait, someone has an entire case of water in his room?
Hmm.
Where is it?
Yeah.
Bro.
I can't go anywhere right now. I don't my wheelchairs an electric one so it has to charge if I want to move around
But to be fair now that I think about it it lasted from
5 a.m. Today until Wow 10 p.m.
Yeah
Paint on this pink
Yeah, but it doesn't work bro.
Los Polos is in my chat. He said he fucks with you heavy.
Thank you bro. Los Polos?
Los Polos.
Oh, Los and them. Thank you guys.
W Los.
Yeah, they have them on a toolkit app.
Oh, he's gonna hold it right out?
Oh, they have them on that?
No, they kind of psyched you.
Wait, where's the workshop fund? The lobby is down on the paper?
Yeah, yeah.
No, I think they have them on the whole different app.
It's like that whole separate thing because it's sponsored.
We're going to find out if they're working.
Is that another computer from there?
Me scooter with a phone mount?
Who got arrested?
Wait, why is this here?
Let me see where everybody's at.
Where's wrong
Ron's walking around where's Marlon chat
Can't find Marlon
We're gonna get me Ford.
We're gonna get the crash tomorrow, bro.
Dude, I have an emergency Navy workout in the middle of the morning at 8am.
Workout?
How the hell are you gonna workout?
Don't know, bro.
You got it?
Do you have it?
The money's getting chased.
What did you get us?
Train gate?
He gave me cologne.
Where is it?
It's in the white box.
No way!
Yeah.
It's like he has two colognes.
I don't know, I don't know, what is it heavy?
Hold on, what am I at?
You're even cooking too.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's the salt.
Damn!
Yeah, it's like too extreme.
Really good smell with the load, they're actually fire.
What do you think?
Put that one in.
Really?
It's gonna take forever, yeah Chad, it's still at one.
I don't know what to do.
Get crutches bro, it's midnight Chad,
what can I do right now?
There's literally, I can't get crutches right now.
I was gonna ask.
You can't walk at all?
No, I can't walk.
Sketch is calling me.
Yo, Sketch what's up?
No answer. There's gotta be someone else for you. Yes. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna I'm gonna wheel up
Yeah, I'm gonna wheel up there
What do you want?
Um, it's the same thing I was having for it.
Can you text Woj and see if there's any way I can get, um,
a normal wheelchair or crutches?
All right, Jay, shall I keep pulling up or are you staying here?
I'm going to roll around.
All right.
Fuck.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Fuck.
I hear people screaming.
Oh my gosh, we should take the charger in the backpack.
Can you go run and grab it real quick?
Let me take the charger.
Are they putting in a different one?
Yeah, they're putting in this backpack, so if I'm ever...
Yeah, someone stole your backpack, though.
No, it's fine. I bought a real wheelchair one.
You already have something back here.
I
Need to get crutches
Your body's tea
4% is like, you wouldn't even have like this.
That's the skin.
No, but you wouldn't have like that much.
That's skin.
It would be thinner, it would be way thinner.
There's no way you're 4% body fat.
Marlin's not 4% body fat.
I'm not Marlin, I'm not a regular.
Excuse me?
I'm not Marlin, I'm not a regular.
I didn't even train to get here, like, it's a distance.
Nutrition and genetics, my mom kind of
had me on like a nutrition sense of young kid
that I didn't realize.
All of them have me out in the first place as I was a kid too.
It was like Fritos, Lays, Doritos.
Why?
Yeah, see, look, see, look.
My mom, she took things like that out of the house
to bring me going to like the dentist.
Because, like, yes, I'm not going to show you that's weird.
Come on, can we see the six pack?
Let us see it.
Because let us see it.
What did anybody say, Merlin?
Y'all just got a wrist to the hang of it.
They were looking for you, Merlin.
Hey, what's up, dude?
They told me you were outside.
All right, the silver server.
now say what you said now
I don't think the Silver Surfer would do anything wrong
exactly what about him?
say what?
Silver Surfer
Marlin I'm not regular
I'm not Marlin I'm not regular
that wasn't saying about him
don't want to get in your shoes
don't get in the same frame as him
don't get in the same frame as him
compare me to you
am I gonna fuck up?
I said I'm not Marlin
yeah
but
I heard that watch
I know you get girls
I know you get girls
I know if your body looks like this
I can tell you probably get girls
I don't
I don't
I don't even
I don't do
I don't do
Are you like guys?
I don't like men, I don't like penis buddy
Yeah, they
come to me
It's not a aura moment
moment this is not a or moment on God is not a moment bro this is not a
Oh
Yo, where's everybody at bro, he said he smelled weed on the third floor
Well, I think I've gone up and down these stairs like
The thing was I could only take the stairs.
I want to go, I want to get high.
Go up, go up!
man, man, man, you really must be wheeling around all day.
That's the life though, like no one's picking on you.
No, you're gonna roll away with it.
No, I'm not. You can just kiss me.
Can I see you closer?
W wheels.
It's me.
One now, you just bent the shit out of me.
She doesn't even know what a PSA one kiss a ten kiss.
I'm not gonna bend it.
I heard you got arrested.
I did get arrested.
I did get put against the wall by Kaisinat.
I did do a lot of things today, but guess what?
I'm waking up at 7am tomorrow and I'm going to the gym.
Yeah
No, he doesn't know
I'm fucking around get fried right now
I'll get right now watch it. It's too late boss. I was about to sleep bro. It's 12 a.m. in the egg
I'll be in space for you.
Wait, wait, wait.
I wanna know when I start.
I'm a fine half gal, bro.
You actually have some?
No.
Wait, you tell me when I start.
I don't know, baby, come on.
What?
Hey, look at my shoes.
I'll just wheel it around.
Oh, really?
Yeah, not much.
I've been wanting my child to be with you all day.
You're lonely?
Yeah, I was lonely in my dorm alone.
Oh, but are you less lonely now?
Yeah, I'm only everybody now.
Oh, but are you less lonely now?
Yeah, I'm only everybody now.
Everybody knows, but I was lonely because I had to charge my wheelchair.
How long did it take to charge?
It's still only at two bars.
Oh shit, okay.
Alex, you can get high.
I don't have fucking weed, bro.
You have a torn ACL, I should wear it out.
Okay, you see it, bro. Stay on your feet.
I want to drink your last ketchup.
Sketch!
Sketch!
There's no way you said no to me I don't have I don't have
Just chillin, just chillin, just chillin.
Hey, no, there's gonna take so long.
You're sweet, you got some trouble?
Yeah, I do.
I had water guns, that's why I went here.
Yeah, we had a water fight, that's why.
You want a meow?
I love water fights.
Go go, grab your guns and get in.
I'm getting the elevator, yes.
You got smoke?
You got smoke right here?
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
What if I keep COVID?
Are we going up or down?
Down.
Wait, who raided me?
April, we're talking about our conversation later.
Oh, no, that was her name.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Let's keep it.
Let's keep it.
Let's keep it.
Let's keep it.
Let's keep it.
How can we?
Let's talk about how we can change people to you.
Right?
Everyone's gonna party.
Everyone wants to create content.
Everyone's a creator.
Not everyone here's a content creator.
You know what I'm saying?
So like, how can we like, you know, spice things up and make it something different?
that we have to. I think they were right on the kid in this circle, bro.
Anyways, that's what we're saying. So I think that we have to just improve
everyone when it comes to lore and storylines. Give them grace.
Okay. So it's not even the first time I've learned this. It's the 8th.
You know what I'm saying? We should have gotten to success.
Can't go through that with an arm. We just can't go through them. We're still
in the same place. This arm is right here. The party
he just appeared!
wait don't press a...
hmmm
maybe get some looks at it
check back and have another version of a porn
cut it down
look
look
here
have you and the others slept together?
I'll keep you busy
I'm gonna miss you
I'll be back
I'll be back
I got this one.
Somebody give my team up.
I can't fool them.
Just make them want to give it up.
I hope you don't want to let them go drown.
You're gonna shit a white shirt and make it shit.
I can't shit up, just put it in my face.
And they see it cool, and it's damn strong.
I forgot how.
You want to fish it, you got to take it.
If you want others, I ain't gonna die.
It's a pig.
You're gonna shit up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Shit.
Shit is a good thing.
Oh, shit.
Just boys being boys.
Who you got water from?
What milk?
Milk?
That's what I got.
Hey, milk.
That's a three.
No, what?
This is a janitor, bro.
This is a janitor, bro.
This is a janitor, bro.
This is a janitor, bro.
This is a janitor, bro.
Come on, man.
Yo, he's a rancid.
Let me get it there.
Let me see janitor.
Good, bro.
You're going clean.
What were you in?
I'm sorry to say.
I'm sorry to say.
Nigga, fuck them.
Nigga, fuck 12.
You know how I play, nigga?
I don't care about none of these things.
I'm looking for the next party.
What a party.
Yo, Miller.
Yo, Miller, we need, we need the...
I ain't got a lot.
What's going on here?
Wait, hold on. We should go see it.
How the fuck is Rafael already upstairs?
Who the fuck?
Yo, Rafael big one.
Oh, we've been in Mohawk for real everywhere.
How about I haven't even seen him sleep.
He didn't even have his camera on. He's just doing for the love of the game.
What's going on?
Get that, man!
This is Keith, bro.
Bro, come on, come on, come on.
Here, let's go.
Now's no work.
I think we've got it in here.
Are y'all scared of, like, that you can get schizophrenic
whenever you have smoke?
Because some people have, like, bad tendency.
Like, I can't smoke ever because I'll probably become schizophrenic.
Hey, Joe!
What are you doing there?
I have a voice in the air.
No, why do you have a voice in the air?
Come on, come on.
I'll call you.
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Watch out, man!
Watch out!
I said, watch out!
I think you want a 368.
is on our floor
No.
Oh no!
Fuck it!
It was a million fucking people.
Ha ha ha!
Get in the bar shop.
What's in here?
I can't make out.
Canel does not check.
Canel is a fake flexor, bro.
He's lying.
He's laughing.
Are you sure you don't want to clip to me?
No.
He's lying. He's laughing.
Oh, shit.
I want to hang with a bad bitch.
I want to hang with a bad bitch.
Oh, my God.
You, get your dick ass over here.
That's what I'm saying.
Karen, why don't you...
Look at my arm, man.
You know me.
You know me.
I'm not going to do that.
You know me.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
Is there music?
Nobody got music.
Is there music?
Wait, wait, wait.
Watch your legs!
I'm sure the Max has music.
I got solicited.
Not because I want to see it.
The man of the hour listen the man of the hour adapt I see you was our style
over here man.
Hedap?
Hedap.
I do Hedap.
Thank you, that's a great call.
What's going on, boy?
Oh, shit, this hurts.
What's going on in there?
Oh, no, we just left through him and they started playing?
Can't see all day, man.
Let's go back in, we'll be open the door for you.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm sorry, you're good.
Get that watch out.
Yo, Hedap, Hedap.
Right over here.
Yo, Hedap, can you put me back?
Hedap, come on, Hedap, Hedap.
Thanks, Hedap, thanks, Hedap.
I'm here for you.
I'm here for you.
Cannell.
They said Cannell is looking for a sketch.
Who's gone?
Really?
He has her numbers.
Are you testing him?
Yes.
What is Sophie's deal?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what anybody's dealing with.
There's nobody's silky's not silky.
Oh, weep.
We're all weep.
If I knew I was going to rehab, I would have fucking waned off before I came there.
Going to second floor. Deal. Deal.
Oh, that's a good point.
Wardrobe's shaking ass?
They say they got a hundred owls back.
T.O.
T.O.
T.O.
T.O.
T.O.
T.O.
T.O.
We didn't know you didn't know me, I'm not a woman!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Stop, stop!
Stop!
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing?
Hey, hey, hey!
Stop!
Hey, hey, hey!
Stop!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
This is a lot of news, isn't it?
The news, is it?
I just saw Wardrobe shaking ass, I'm out!
Got a problem with God's shaking ass? No.
You
How you doing man?
What's up man, how you doing?
You know how to cripple this stuff?
Well, I'm sorry me game, now you're under my control.
I don't want to be under your control.
You don't even stop me.
I don't want to be under your control.
No, leave me alone.
Michael, you got it.
Huh?
No, I didn't die, it's under your control.
It's not control you shit.
Oh, so you are controlled.
Keep it off nigga.
What?
You can't push me.
Hey yo!
You can't push me.
What?
You can't push me, I'm stuck.
You fucking fat ass
Yo, you realize I will take you out. I'll literally kidnap you
No, I will kidnap you I'll take you my room and I'll hold you hostage. Oh, I like this
Come on, let's go. No, no, no stop
How do you do?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You better bring on my sin.
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Have you ever had a swirly?
Have you ever had your face shoved in a fucking toilet bowl?
Yo, get the fuck out of the way.
Watch out!
Stop stopping.
Oh, shit.
It's a little shit, bro.
It's a little shit. I can't do shit about it.
I can't do shit about it. I can't do shit about it.
Ha ha ha.
Dang, is this too much?
You having fun?
No, I'm not having fun.
I don't do a fuck.
Let's fucking go.
Shut the fuck up.
I will punch you if I re-ass.
Whoa.
Leave me alone!
What's going on?
Look, you're getting tired.
I'm getting tired.
Wait, what'd you say, bro?
What are you doing, girl?
What is he doing here?
What is he doing here?
I'm telling you, dude, you're gonna love it when I bring you.
I'm about to bring someone else here.
What are you gonna bring?
Oh, here.
Keep going.
Okay, I'm in here.
Don't keep going.
Oh, yeah, I'm in here.
I'll be back.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Stay right there.
Up there, stay right there.
Fucking blow zone.
My wheelchair died.
My wheelchair died.
My wheelchair died.
My wheelchair just died on me.
I'm stuck in a cornered room.
It's fucking dead, couldn't get any worse.
Please, give me some juice, please.
Give me some juice, give me some juice, please.
Okay, give me some juice for literally five minutes.
It's all I ask, it's all I ask.
Not after for a lot, not after for a lot.
Just give me a little bit of juice.
At least he puts you nearer out of it.
Cannell's looking for you?
Yes, I'm looking for Cannell as well, but I'm stuck.
You all right?
Come on.
This little shit pushed me into a corner
with my wheelchair is dead and I couldn't do shit about it.
Chill out.
Are you gonna ask George in your wheelchair right now?
Yes!
I told you.
I told you, wait here.
I told you.
So age your pussy, turn off the camera's high point.
So you brought me here for ageing pussy?
Hey, hey, hey, Jason.
Shut the fuck up.
All right, shut the fuck up.
Yo, go get her.
Yo, Jason.
Jason, go grab his little ass.
Go grab his little ass.
Go get his little ass!
Go get his little ass!
Hey, we're putting that trash in!
No, Jason, carry his little ass in here!
Wait, who left their mission?
I see a gun pointing at Jason's head.
I see a water gun pointing at Jason's head.
Oh, and here I am left here.
Left, I can't pick his little ass up.
I'm gonna put him in a fucking trash bag.
Okay, I got a little bit of juice, I got a little bit of juice, I've got a little bit of juice, okay.
Okay.
Come on, Lee.
You got this.
You got this.
You're not trapped in a room.
You're not trapped in a room.
What a bottle.
Where is that little shit?
Where is that little fucker?
that little shit where's that little shit he's about four foot five where's the
little shit
kill that boy where's that little shit where's that little four foot fuck yes
Where'd he go?
Um, he's in the room.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, but he can't get in.
What's happening?
Okay, we chillin', we chillin'.
We chillin'.
Where is that little shit?
I'm gonna shove him in a fucking trash can!
Where are you gonna put it?
Put it up.
Go to your room.
Let's go.
Come on, let's go right here.
Yeah sir, it's one year of birth next.
Oh no.
Get you in the room, Jaydener guy!
Get you in the room, Kai's mad! Get you in the room, Kai's mad!
I gotta go.
Who's up there?
I don't want to meet you with that.
Um, I bought it because I'm a genius.
Uh, Dick's, because I love Dick's.
I need someone with big muscles to house.
I need your help. I need you're help.
I'm not getting him. I'm not getting him.
little shit blizzle fucking took me my wheelchair saw lock the door and left me
there all time yes now I want I need you to pick him up and we're gonna take him
back to her we're gonna shove him in the trash can yes I want his ass in the
fucking trash can in the trash bin I don't know I want his ass in a fucking trash
well he's illicit one right no he's in this door somewhere come on let's go let's go
Oh, I got him.
Oh, I got him.
Don't.
Don't.
It's not what I got.
Hold on, I'm going to do this.
I'll get you charged and shit, and we'll come back, yeah?
Hold on.
Give me one minute.
Let's go.
Give me one minute.
What are you doing?
You got a fucking target?
Stop, bro.
Can you give me a break?
Can you help me with that?
It's broken already.
I'm going to go home.
It's not broke even here. Give it to me.
I got a push from the dusters hand.
You think you were a fucking Tesla and you could just pull up and charge your shit and drive off?
That's not how fucking works.
Supercharger like bro.
Where's that little fucker?
There is the little shit!
What room is running?
No, we don't need your... Where's Wizzow? Have you seen him?
Oh, let's see. Look at you, hunting down little kids.
Yo, um, Wizzow...
Where's the... Where's Wizzow?
Excuse me, ma'am.
Have you seen a four-foot-five little shit running around?
I think he's hiding in one of the rooms.
One of the rooms?
Like one of them.
Okay, one.
Oh, come on.
I don't know where that one is, I don't know where that one is.
I don't know where the fuck you're trying to find that 7-2 old fucking kid and throw him
fucking trash can, you understand it?
Get the trash can, break it up.
What's trashed in it?
My fucking wheelchair died.
Are you a retard?
You just cracked your entire phone.
Bro, look dude.
Look dude.
Bro, I don't care.
Dude.
Yes, he broke it.
Why does it not?
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
What's going on down here?
I mean, I'm not sure.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry guys. Sorry. Sorry.
What?
I'm hiding in the building.
I'm hiding in the building?
I'm hiding in the building.
We need to get out of here.
Hey, hey.
Wait, she took...
What does that say?
Oh, big man.
God, he cheats?
I said, I want to be back.
You be back.
We're not party.
We're not training.
There's a problem with the new generation.
They're addicted to their business.
I do, man.
Oh, no.
Don't say no.
I have to get out of here.
I have to get out of here.
I have to get out of here.
I am the last one.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
I'm rolling up to the room.
What's going on here?
I'm in the parking lot.
Well, let's go to the right.
What are you doing?
Um, is there a way to go to that alleyway?
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Did you hurt his ass?
Yeah, I hurt his ass.
Really? Yeah.
What are you guys up to?
I mean, he said he's dead.
Trying to find a kid.
Kidnap a kid? No, not kidnap a kid.
He's trying to kidnap a kid.
Right? We're trying to kidnap.
Lizzo, she's not dead.
Lizzo.
Oh, Lizzo.
Lizzo, Lizzo, Lizzo, Lizzo.
Lizzo.
Lizzo.
Lizzo.
Ah, come on.
You're still kiddin' to put him in the room?
I'm sorry.
Just lock him in there and get our room.
I'm just gonna use the right...
Oh, sorry.
Hey!
Hi!
What's up?
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Come on.
Missing morning, just to your body.
How was that?
Come on.
You were looking at me like you're judging me.
I would never judge you.
You swear.
I would never judge you.
Oh, come on.
Never.
Okay.
So how was kid right now? Let's go for one of them.
Let's do it together, let's do it together.
Okay, okay, ready?
It's too late now to say sorry
Cause I'm missing more than just your body
Okay, there you go!
Yeah, me up for that, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, that was so close.
Okay, come on.
I don't think you really need to be sorry.
Wait, should we all do it?
Should we all do it?
Yeah, let's all do it.
Yeah, we're doing it.
Ready, come on.
Come on.
Let's see this, let's see this.
Thanks very much.
We're singing.
One, two, three.
Is it too late now to stay sorry?
Because I'm missing more than just your body.
If you don't get out, you're going to expel out.
Get out!
Move!
Get out!
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
He just came out of fucking nowhere
It might have been Mr. Spinell
Shit
You're good
He just came out of fucking nowhere, huh?
I don't get it
What did you say?
He said a party, I said a party to him
And I see this bitch
Oh shit
There's no parties up there
Yeah, I see it
Hold on, let me
Shit
That's not looking good
Oh, he seemed pretty fucking mad.
He seems pissed.
He seemed pretty fucking damn mad. I ain't gonna lie.
Well, in our dorms, it's like, what?
Well, I don't see nothing wrong with doing this for hair, I'll be honest.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't see anything wrong with the street.
Brother, are you sleeping tonight?
I need that. I hope so, yeah.
What time realistically are we going to bed?
I don't give a shit about you. I don't care.
I don't care about, like, I don't care if you come in or anything like that.
I don't care about you making me out, I'm saying like, what time do you want to go to bed?
Late night session, where are you?
12.30, right now, probably, honestly, probably gonna go to bed, about 1 a.m.
30 minutes.
No shot.
30 minutes.
No shot?
Yeah, probably.
I just got married, and I love, loving all of you.
I don't want to say something like that.
Yeah, that's me, yeah.
That's you.
I stopped.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
What happened?
This is the kid who locked you up, Lacey!
What is it?
It's half your size, man.
No, let me let you know what happened.
All right, please.
Lacey, bro, so Lacey.
It's a simple one.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Listen, listen, I told Lacey I got surprised.
Hey.
Put a coin right here to hide him from the surprise.
OK.
I found him.
I really found the surprise.
I'm Jason King.
So I'm like, fuck it, let me come and bring Jason.
Hey, pick his little ass up.
Oh, look, you got to understand.
I understand.
She's had it, yeah.
Oh
So so so so I'm gonna give this to her beta, you know Sam did you lock him in there at dark room?
Yes, oh no, you didn't put me in a corner room. Wait, you said I locked her in a dark room. Yes, your life was on
That's how you know
Thank you, you know, I appreciate you finally standing up
I
Listen listen act like you kick me and run the fuck off
Did you just let him
Kick my shit, bro
Oh fuck.
Oh shit.
He's so lucky I can't pick his little eyes up.
He's so fucking lucky.
Yeah, all good, all good, all good.
I just gotta keep him in the stomach.
Mary Mayn didn't get on the shipy out of him by a 17-year-old.
What?
Bro, we're not supposed to be keeping him nuts.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
What are your little asses inside of a trash can, kid?
What are you doing, sir?
Is this the third time I've seen you in the WU?
Yes.
Okay.
God!
Get the fuck out the way!
Get the fuck out!
Hey!
Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey!
Hey!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
He don't care about you.
He don't give a shit about you.
He don't give a minor!
Open the door! Open the fucking door!
Wait! AHHHH! AHHHH!
She's out!
They're gonna release him!
All good, all good!
I'll get the cramp! I'll get the cramp!
AHHHH!
We're good, we're good!
I got that!
Aye, bro!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.
Sit down, sit down.
Sit down right here.
You're not gonna worry.
Hey! Hey, sit the fuck down!
Yes, y'all are like that!
You stay in that quarter!
Stay in that fucking quarter, you little shit!
You're gonna put me in the corner and I'm gonna shatter!
Fuck you!
You're gonna put me in a corner of the wheelchair, fuck you!
Yo, I found you!
Nick, I want you to lock the door!
Oh my god.
What the fuck are you gonna do? Alright? Say sorry.
Come on, say sorry.
Oh, you gotta say sorry.
Come on, say sorry.
Come try, come try!
Bitch!
Oh my god!
Oh, fuck!
Are we allowed fucking abuse?
Fucking joke?
Are we playing home alone?
This little shit is a 14-year-old beating the fuck out of us, Maher!
What are you doing?
He beat the fucking nuts!
Why are you asking me to not...
He's a little shit!
go this little fucking kid oh shit bro this little swear by the end of this
yo by the end of this university I swear I'm gonna have a minute toilet I'm
giving this really oh my god yo I'm gonna hang him up at a fucking toilet
stall and let him hang there for a full fucking day understand what it's
headed for a flush flushes oh my where'd he go what else there's I don't
Bro, I don't know. He fucking took off. Bro, I'm not sure, man.
How do we get shit on by a 17-year-old kid, bro?
Because he can do whatever he fucking wants.
He can do whatever he wants, bro.
He just sprayed me with a water gun, kicked you in the nuts, and ran.
We had him in the trash can.
Lacey!
I don't want to talk about it, bro.
We're trying to take this fucking...
Bro, check, check. You know he's 17 years old, right?
He's 17 years old.
Bro, this little fucking kid is no shit.
What are you doing?
You fucking... I don't even know.
He's a little shit.
What do you think he do to you, bro?
He kicked more than any nuts,
and he sprayed me with a water gun,
and trapped me in a corner of a room.
No, not even.
You know he's not even seen me.
Oh, no, you know he's not even streaming. He's just doing that for a love of the game.
He's not even live. He's not even live.
So my question is, I'm just gonna let that slide or are you gonna get back?
How the fuck? He's boning. He's fucking dead. So I gotta push him around.
I have water guns. I got super silk guns.
Fuck a water gun. I haven't had a water today.
What kind of police fountain is this?
Fountain? Are you a waterfall?
No, a fountain.
Fuck is a fountain?
I got you brother.
Thank you, genuinely thank you.
What not guys, they have water.
Like the pack up.
I don't know if they have more but they have some.
Alright, y'all need to get back.
I need a water gun.
You got a water gun?
I have a super soap.
What's a super soap?
Is that a big one?
It's like the one that you like, you go like this and spray it.
Let's fucking drench her.
Let's drench that little shit.
Where's that?
I'll be back to stay here.
I'll be back to drench that little shit.
I'm fine.
Can't speak in public.
Wait, come here, come here, come here.
It's like a charge.
I'm over the top.
Youssef, we're going to be in here.
Huh?
We're going to be in here.
OK, good.
You need my back gun.
Back gun, back gun, back gun.
OK, OK, we're going to talk.
We actually got a plan.
Push me a little bit.
Push me a little bit, OK?
OK.
So Kai did say.
We can't use unauthorized water guns.
Unauthorized?
Yes.
Other than the ones we already have.
Now, is it unauthorized if we get it from somebody
who owns on campus?
It's technically not our water gun.
Exactly.
So if we get this water gun and then we find this little shit,
we have to drench him.
We have to literally soak him.
No.
He sprayed me in the back of the head three times
with a freezing cold water gun.
And then he kicks you in the nuts and ran.
If I fucking soak a 17-year-old with a fucking water blister, then I'm gonna fucking bat him, right?
But if he locks my fucking friend in a wheelchair in a black fucking room,
room it closest they're born him it kicks me in the nuts
He's outside.
Checking, checking, checking.
Is he out there? Is he out there?
Oh my God, Lace, Lace, Lace, Lace, he's coming back.
He's coming back here?
Lace, he's coming back.
Lace, what are you doing?
I'm catching him.
Oh, he's in his door.
Oh, he's not going to do it.
Oh, he's doing ding dong bitch.
Oh my god, no, he set us up.
He set us up.
He's doing ding dong bitch.
He's doing ding dong bitch.
Oh my god.
He's framing us for ding dong bitching.
Oh, that little shit.
We gotta teach them lesson.
We gotta teach them lesson.
We literally have to.
Chad, how do we teach them all fucking lesson, bro?
Listen, these young ins need their shit check, okay?
They need their shit check.
Y'all is that ass getting outsmarted by a 14 year old?
Yo, I can't.
I actually cannot take this.
This is pissing me off, bro.
It's not 14, it's 17.
Do you understand, Chad?
Do you fucking understand that?
I'm trying to think where he ran.
But where did he want that?
What did he want to me?
Fake ding dong ditching?
He got a super soaking out of it.
Wait, so this Blizz, he's not even streaming?
He's just trolling for another game?
He's just a badass little kid.
He's just a little bad kid.
That's all it is.
Yeah, well here's the thing.
Like little kids bro, here's the thing about that.
And I- like, what I'm saying, like, they need to learn a lesson.
Y'all saw the grown-ass man getting outsmarted by a miner.
Yo, we're not getting outsmarted by a nobody.
No one's outsmarting us.
Not at all.
What do you want me to do when somebody kicks me to nuts?
You want me to fuck you late into your birth?
What the fuck do you want me to do?
Like...
I can't...
Not dude.
We're not getting outsmarted.
We need a super-sunker.
Where's usage, chat?
Chat is usage of all his way back.
I think he used to forgot about...
Oh my God, I've seen him. I've seen him.
I've seen him. I've seen him.
Get it!
Get it! Get it!
No, listen!
I don't care.
No.
You have a choice here, I don't want to go to you.
Oh my God.
Can't be wet, let's see.
Come on, give me wet, let's see.
Let's see it like that.
Let's see yours, just give me wet at all.
Alright, give me my gun.
Is that how much water?
Oh, God.
Stay in my gun.
I'm gonna go.
I changed the sofa. I literally heard him. He said,
Daddy, what am I seeing? He started turning around.
I changed the fucking sofa.
What am I supposed to do, Mark?
He's going up and upstairs. I can't do that. I can't go downstairs.
That's the fucking time.
That's the fucking time.
What are you doing?
That's the third time.
I go up to him. He's fucking sliding.
My shit's right there.
He's right there. All he needs to do is speak up his fucking leg and he'll mean the nuts.
I mean, this is not a bad thing to have, dude.
Oh, shit.
All good.
I'm watching it.
I'm watching it.
I'm watching it.
I'm just watching it.
Yep.
Let it go. Let it go.
I'm turning my scooter.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Dude.
Is Yusuf coming? Where's Yusuf?
I think Yusuf said fuck us, bro.
He's not caught.
What move?
Caught.
Yeah, no.
He's still a scooterist, he's so much.
It was.
Wait, I want a scooter.
I'm hot, because I won't scooter you for life.
Why? I can ride a scooter?
I can ride a scooter, dead ass!
Yeah, but it's over here.
You said you've got expelled?
What?
You guys are 20 and have the brain of 12 year olds.
Man, go fuck yourself, bro.
I'm not I'm not a dumb human I'm a smart human
Did Ron get in trouble?
No, nobody run down trouble
I should have about 10 minutes of fucking juice left.
I should have 10 minutes of juice left.
Chad has got to make fucking pit stops in charge.
I gotta make pit stops in charge, bro.
So, what's the fucking plan, bro?
Who's in you to put it up?
I mean, right now, the little shit's not doin' anything.
He's not terrorizing us right now.
They just told us, don't you fucking do this, bro?
So, you didn't have a fucking fucking plan, bro?
All right, well, then that's fucking the next step.
We gotta go get it, we gotta go to the order, then.
Then I'm settin' up shoppin',
I'm waiting, I'm sprainin' his ass.
So, is he, like, the third position?
Come on, Mark.
They're coming, they're coming.
Wait, is music coming?
Is music coming?
I want to fucking look up at this little shit.
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, turn, reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse, come back in here.
I have this we can be boring and we can fill it with water
and he just gets a little wet or apple cider vinegar
I'm not gonna be the one shooting that shit
I've got a few questions
I heard if we bring unauthorized guns waterless
This is in mine I just found it
Where was it?
Just on the floor somewhere
That's where we found it too
We all find an affordance. I don't think that's the eyes
They're just super
Chest and below
For his body a little bit. Just for his body. For his body a little bit. Yeah
And then it's just let me know it's up to y'all we can do water, but if we really want to make sure filming
Can I touch it?
This is just no way to go.
It fucking stinks.
It fucking stinks.
Oh my god. Yeah, that's your fucking stinks dude. It's bad.
Fill that fill that fill that
Oh my god, oh shit. Oh
He's gonna be all broke. It's not shit. Hey, we could have wet up his whole fucking moon with apples
I never knew yeah, fuck his body just do it all over his floor. It's gonna sit in a whole other door
Is he in the other door? Oh, yeah
That's also wrongs room to sharing
Could do his back
Can't go to fucking bed here
Why is that about sour?
We can do a little bit of that and then water dilute it a little bit.
So it just smells but it doesn't burn its eyes or anything.
I like that.
Like a tiny bit of that but mostly water.
But then where the fuck do we get water to fill this?
Because then you're going to start redbulling milk and no water.
The water? That already?
I mean, that's okay. How do you fill it up?
I think through here.
You just pour it in there.
But nigga, this is going to need a lot of water.
Damn it a lot.
It's a fucking super, fucking super, super good.
Ron snitched.
What do you mean, Ron Snitch?
They say I'm Ron Snitch in a car.
Ron doesn't know we're doing more fun.
Listen, just pour a little bit of it in there.
Just a little bit, and then we'll fill it up.
I'm just a supplier, y'all.
How do you pour it in here?
Push this down and pour it in there.
Yeah, just a little.
Just a little.
Pour it in.
That's going to get all over my fucking finger.
Oh, wow, that's a lot.
That's a lot. No, it's not. Okay. Fuck it. Fuck it. The rest of water
Not
me that's y'all y'all are shooting them not me I'm just here here water done it's
been a great why you guys have that I just want to say this bro I'm sorry for
saying I need a movie every time I need a movie no that shit fire bro that fit
I thought we'd end up in a triple green crawl.
Somebody stole my mattress on there.
It's a miracle.
And you walk around with a pillow, like, what, what do you?
I stole my mattress, though.
So where you going to sleep at, nigga?
It's weird.
You can share my bed with me if you want.
Come on.
I'll be watered.
I'm going to go, all right, that's it, deal done?
Deal done?
Deal done?
Deal done.
I'm watching y'all do it, though.
I want to see this shit.
Wait, where it went back in?
And on, you know what I'm saying?
Would you sell?
Sell for a certain price, though.
That's a three.
This is a nothing to bro. Let me just say this much. Yeah
Okay, you have a lot going on you have
Thanks, I'm sorry about my country right now. You know I'm saying
Wait, you're not even adding water. No
Yeah, but what's not gonna take that
We found it outside
I'm going to drive.
Come on, get in the well.
Come on, get in the well.
Tell him what it is.
Tell him what it is.
Come on, get in the well.
Come on, get in the well.
Come on, get in the well.
Keep in the water well.
Like a funnel, man. Like a funnel.
No, no, no. I don't know.
OK.
Oh, my God.
You're going to fill the bathroom, ladies?
Yeah
Do I even know where he is
Fucking stings that's disgusting
It's disgusting, oh my God.
Holy Jesus Christ, bro.
Is it still enough?
Yeah, it's still good.
It should be good right there.
Yep.
Oh my God.
This is the fucking super, super happy time.
Should we give it a little test?
Okay, not at me.
If you pour that shit at me, I'll...
Okay, they're saying Kai's in Ron's room.
Is that where he's leaking?
That's where he's leaking?
He's leaking.
He's terrible.
You should have threw this little dot.
Hold it up. Oh my god. I'm gonna smoke shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let's fucking prank yourself. There's no
We sell those sheets in raunch room in the whole other door
Why is it leaking like that?
We gas fucking. Oh my god. Oh
Oh
Yeah
Okay, so we just got to get in here
That's the only way
And Dean comes we spray Dean do
We're in this together
That is coming we got a spray to Dean if you
Yeah, we're showing.
We taped, we taped.
Yeah, alright.
Let's tape it, let's tape it.
Do you want to see that?
Let it be, because this shit fucking stinks.
Yeah, that smells bad.
We got to get tape.
No, she's sticking up.
Don't knock on it, you got a lot to do.
Oh fuck, he was going over both my fucking feet!
Motherfucker!
Holy shit!
No, no, no, no.
No, I know.
It's not me.
You got it?
Dude, I'm not even the smallest one.
What?
I'm like, it's fucking frozen.
Well, you're too small than this?
Yeah, other doors are really?
I said, fuck it, tiny, bro.
Oh, I'm not even that big.
It's my brother.
Shocker plot!
You cannot measure him.
You watch the gun, you get someone who wants to do that, so we're good.
Bro, if someone sees that gun, we're fucked.
There's no way.
Oh, I smell. I smell like shit, dude.
Oh, my God.
Lace, you ready?
Will that be enough?
You sure?
Make it black out.
It's not leaking right now.
I guess the way I'm holding it.
Oh no, it's leaking on my hands.
Where is it leaking from?
I'm pretty sure it's leaking right here.
Oh my god
What?
What?
What?
Who gave me?
You're not supposed to be in the shower, though.
Dude, this is disgusting, Longan.
This smells.
What is that?
It smells.
The whole room is about to stink.
Why are you asking me?
I'm not the one that brought him here.
He's building.
Get in your favorite showers.
I don't know where you can get in your favorite showers.
Is that vinegar?
Yes.
Yes.
How did you put vinegar in there?
Because I'm going to spray it.
Well, I'm in.
I apologize, but I would like.
Hey, you're full.
He's fixing our house.
What?
So it's my fault?
It's definitely your fault.
What the fuck you were holding it actually asked me to bring it in it was over here, brother
This is you. Oh, it's filling. It's filling. What do you want me to do?
Apple cider vinegar
Your roommate's back there with her.
I ain't gonna lie, Ron, your roommate,
he's gonna get fried, bro.
Did my hands smell bad?
No, Tom, are you in or are they in?
I'm just gonna get your ass.
You found blistery, though.
You found a little shit?
I'll find you guys.
Yeah, because we were fuckin' fillin' it up
and takin' it up, bro, it's not on me.
How about this?
I beat you up in my city.
Dude, I'm not getting this, not my room.
I'm not cleaning that shit.
But you made a mess here, not my room.
It's not my fucking room, brother.
Shit, brother.
How the hell was I to finish this?
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Here's it.
It's over.
You know what?
We'll call a janitor.
Oh, my god.
Oh, yeah, bro, what?
Chris would love to clean this.
Call the fucking janitor.
He was just telling me this.
Absolutely.
Chad, I just need a line.
You're not going to have me right there.
I'm not lying.
Chad.
Chris, wait, hold on.
I just need a line.
Wait, that is the janitor room!
Wait, right there!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
What are you doing, man?
He's going down.
Chris!
Chris!
Chris!
We need your help!
We need your help!
Chris, we need some janitor work.
Oh, God, we need some janitor work over here, man.
I'll be there.
Yeah.
It's G.H.
Uh, literally, like, right here, outside room, outside room, well, what room is the
latest room?
It's literally right here.
It's literally right here.
Devontae, we got a job for you, brother.
It's Appasite, it's Appasite, it's Appasite, it's Appasite, it's Appasite, it's Appasite,
Well, what room is this room?
It's literally right here.
Devontae, we got a job for you, brother.
It's apple cider vinegar all over the floor.
Everywhere.
I don't know who did that shit. They fucked it up bad.
Explain those ones to me.
I'm not lying, I promise.
Why is Chris helping?
What the fuck is this nigga learn how to walk?
What do you mean?
What does this nigga learn how to walk?
What do you mean?
What the fuck are you standing up for?
What's up?
It's Liam.
I'm sorry.
Liam came through this motherfucker right now.
And he was trying to get you going.
You lippin' away?
No, I'm probably gonna die.
You thinkin' about doing that or something?
Okay.
You're not touchin' him.
This Chattis toxic?
Yeah, he touched my leg.
My brother, Ron, was gonna beat the shit out of me.
He's gonna go and cut off.
Ron said, Ron, don't beat the shit out of you.
He said, if you touch my leg.
I fuck with him.
Where's your camera?
You're not gonna do that, buddy.
I'm not gonna do that.
You don't have a filmer?
How am I supposed to mug you?
How am I supposed to mug you?
Oh, well there's six cameras here.
Okay, look, you want to get in the same frame as him and mug him?
I want to mug you real quick.
I want to mug you, okay?
Where you want me to look?
This way.
I want to get in the same frame as him.
You want to do a full frame or a live?
What's going on?
Check.
All right, let's go.
Yeah
Oh my god
No, no lines check the trim check trim. Oh god. Check your trim
This is bad. This is really bad. So it's impossible to take. Oh my god.
We can tell him.
We can tell them.
Oh my God.
This is where you're seated?
Where are you seated?
I'm in two blocks down.
Shit.
I'm going out of the street with you.
I don't think I'm, ah.
He's coming, he's coming.
Yeah.
He's gonna come.
Bring her over here and we'll make that one so we can get her.
You know, I have to put whatever you want in.
Just don't put her up there, or she'll be trusty.
You've got to get her here, bro.
I'm going to get her.
He don't listen to me.
Why he's coming, he's coming.
They got her.
No, not with him, yeah.
He's too slow on his job.
Wrong.
Hey, Chris!
Shit.
Janniter!
Hey, Janniter.
Did he make his money?
Yes, yes, yes.
I get he a janitor and shit like that.
I'm a janitor, but I'm off the clock.
Hey, Janniter.
Janniter, we need a janitor.
So my janitor, the way he gets paid,
is by his stream working.
Shame is curly black. No, nobody won't see his hard work. You get on me. That's what the good is you're right here
So so so
My camera is with my camera man in his fucking door
job nigga come on girl I gave you two cigarettes you want me to get the
dean of here
do you have all these trotches to look like bother building what the fuck you're
go and do that don't play that Chris you get the fucking mob hey hey hey hey
hey you said get off my fucking dick get on my fucking dick make it my dick
make it do that bro bro I ain't janitors could get fucking breaks hang
Hey
That's my roommate!
That's my roommate!
I'm staying away.
I'm right here for you.
Where's Chad?
Stay out of it!
Jesus!
What?
I don't have a gun.
Who told you to do that shit?
Who told you to do that shit?
Just because we're fucking janitors don't mean you fucking treat us like fucking shit.
Hey, I'm fucking fucked up. I don't have a fuck for you.
Yeah, thank you, thank you, sir.
Holy shit.
You gotta be going. All we see is...
Who the fuck is this? Who the fuck are you, right?
Place your phone down. We're gonna spell that winner tonight.
We're gonna spell like shit.
But the janitors frickin' suck.
No, I wouldn't do that, sir.
Oh, boss.
I love you.
I love you.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
No, you can't.
I like to smell like that, okay?
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
I like to smell like that, sir.
I like to smell like that, sir.
I like to smell like that, sir.
Yo, give me that ass audience face.
Why are you holding the janitor on a fart spray?
What the fuck is that thing going on?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm not cleaning that.
You know what?
Nothing's going away in the shower.
Like, you got to scrub or like scrub scrub.
I'm so lucky I can't smell it.
You have to go now.
What are you gonna say now?
You have to go.
What?
It was bad.
I had to put a heel in it.
Did you get any hang on it?
I was too worried to get out of the way.
I was a little sad.
You smell so good.
Oh my god.
Will you stand here and be clean?
No.
I
Would have beat the fuck out of him. I'm not even showing
I'm not getting no one
Oh no.
God, now you might get that, but I'm so...
That's just...
I think that's something I can do!
Yeah, I'm playing with you so hard...
Chasley, Chasley, Chasley...
I'm gonna be dope for the gathering, that's Chasley!
Oh, shit!
Chasley, I'm very happy!
Chasley!
Chasley!
Oh, that's not like shit, no!
I'm gonna get it!
Nah, man!
I'm gonna get it!
I'm gonna get it!
Uggh!
Chasley!
I got a shower!
I got a shower!
You can tell me something else about Chasley!
No, wait, you're shot in the face.
Now it's going to come out.
It's not shot in the face.
Oh, this is out of the ring.
That's great.
Some of you are going to headlock and spray all over your face.
Who did it?
Chris did it.
Oh, Chris did it.
J. Shaw.
J. Shaw put it down.
It's yours, right?
That's it. It's in the floor.
What?
No, no, no, he put him in a headlock.
I am not jumping Chris, are y'all crazy?
He's gonna do the same shit to me.
Oh, he's that first round dad.
What are the people doing?
What is that?
That's so bad.
That's so bad.
I was like, shitting me.
Oh, is it the room?
Yes, it is.
What is it, Obeo?
Yeah.
I didn't get this.
How the fuck did I get this?
That's so funny.
I'm not reporting that to Phantom.
I ain't going live, bro.
I'm not reporting that to Phantom.
That smells.
So you tell me that who of all smells?
I mean, I can't really smell.
Well, you think I would get in trouble? Like, I'm not even trying to be funny.
I read my chat. My chat said, just do it. I think.
You think it'd be a problem if I moved to the single bed and locked my door?
Brought in a sleep like...
Well, that kid literally told me he's not sleeping till 5 am.
I can't even move to a single dorm.
I saw a single dorm that's open.
In his home? In his home?
I was supposed to move my chair.
Because I want to do... I want to...
Just move the chair over, no?
I want to do content with him, but like I'm not I can't go to bed at 5 a.m. You know I'm saying
I gotta wake up at like nine
Like someone said it's in class tomorrow, no
What do you got ladies
Why don't we just ditch this you go to Waffle House right now? I'm dead serious
We can actually go to walk house right now
I don't know food in our stomachs will go to sleep
You would like we think we'll get it
Oh, yo, he told me there was exactly 24 seven where's the food at
Yeah
It's just
fucking water
I need water for the world.
Chad is rage still alive?
I'm gonna call him and see if the guidance comes up in the Guinness order.
How are we gonna do it, Ash?
There's the fucking drone method.
Oh no, look at that shit.
Is that your ass?
You're rage!
You're rage!
You're rage!
Coop, get a little less of that.
You know where we can get water guidance, councilor?
I think it's water.
I think it's water.
My dad said it's going to turn out water.
That's how we do it.
It's water.
It's water.
Water.
This water station is going to have a little tube.
It's going to have water.
There's no fans.
It's going to have water.
You're saying someone has the water done.
It's water.
That's why it's going to be...
Water.
Water won't make it smell like fucking sand.
We're gonna hike tomorrow.
We're gonna hike tomorrow.
You're all already here first.
I'm getting outside of fucking college and I'm getting this water.
You said we're going to hike tomorrow?
Yeah, I'm getting outside of college tomorrow and I'm getting us a bunch of fucking water bro.
You hear me?
Did you hear me?
There's some pillows and blankets for the cameraman.
No that's alright.
I'm a grown man but I'm not a grown man.
I'm not a grown man but I'm not a grown man.
I'm not a grown man but I'm not a grown man.
I'll show you the photo of my room.
I'm serious actually hurt like I've been well on my thigh.
Bro, I smell like shit.
Your ass is fucking red.
What?
What?
What?
Oh he drew two.
I mean not only me, the other cameraman too.
Yeah, it is.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna pop him.
I'm sorry, I came up with a 12 out of a set of a sequel man.
Oh god, that's a prison.
Huh?
It's fucking business stuff.
It's kind of cancer, right?
Blow my brains up.
I don't know why we can't sit on a couch like that.
You fucking start
I didn't see it
Oh my God, is that just a, oh my God, is that just a painful?
What's he doing?
He didn't even get a belt.
Did you get a belt or a belt?
I did get a little half-jump, boys.
A little half-jump?
That's not bad.
That's a little half-jump.
Of course, all you can do is go to him right now and say he can't refuster anything.
That's like some like early cut scenes for full shit after like he's teasing you
and he wants you to go back and say more. That's a 50 shades of me. It looks like a scene out of the fucking movie.
Maybe next time we see it because there's some handcuffs on.
Why does it even have handcuffs, bro?
You're laughing? I'm trying to see the stuff.
I've seen it. I've seen it.
When I moved into his room, he keep in mind he, darling, used to come over all the time with him.
Yeah, well he had a actual your laughter from yellow. He had a suitcase with 15 income
That's that I swear to God it was fuzzy handcuffs. There was red handcuffs. There was like hard
Throw the wrong stop throwing I swear there's a clip somewhere right? I found you so we're kitchen
So we're kitchen. Okay, so this actually
Do you get
What are you talking about? I've never put handcuffs on you.
J.Sop, do you shower yet?
J.Sop! J.Sop!
Oh my God, it's steaming!
Oh my God, it's steaming!
Oh my God, it's steaming!
This might counteract my smell.
Please shower, please.
Whoever you hit just made it smell worse.
Lacing, I showered still, but it's dead.
What we said?
It's down there.
It's no big shot.
We're gonna throw it in the ground.
Yeah, we stink.
That shit's stinging out of the ground.
You're actually farting.
You're saying stinker.
Fuck, bro.
It's actually farting.
Well, we gotta wake up from class
and see it's out of the ground.
Well, I'm not gonna lie.
That's a crazy nutty shower, bro.
No, I got a shower.
You have a one that shit, bro.
Oh, my God.
We shower on the street, every 10 subs the camera gets lowered a little bit.
No fact.
I was going to tell you something.
We shower installed.
You're the fucking fraud.
That's the shower?
Yeah, wait, I can show you.
I mean, move it up.
I mean, move it up.
I'm saying he's down on the level of street.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's a pain, such a pain.
You're sure? Yeah, you did it all the time.
Yeah, thanks.
Wait, I played the next time you came to the front.
Wait, is this the permascene?
You sure it's the lab?
Yeah, you're gonna come.
Yeah, you don't want to fill up, do you?
Wait, so the bar that you stained, I don't know.
How did I stain the floor?
I can do that.
It's on screen.
I did not stain the floor.
You're gonna have to duct tape around a gun
and explode all the bottom of this tub?
What the fuck, D-Z-I-O?
Boom!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
You can't stop.
Stop it, bro!
No, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm absolutely okay.
Alright, we gotta put the camera on.
Alright, why are you all screaming outside?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
It doesn't even have a camera on.
I just realized, the kid literally stole my PC to add everything to the phone.
There's also a computer.
Fucking huge, boys.
Why?
I don't, I have to go to Washington.
Wait, so Ron, have you seen the showers?
Do we go to show Ron?
I don't know if this is what your guys do.
No, there's shit. Nice.
Nice.
Can I have a piece of shit?
Wait, you don't apply the shower?
Really?
Oh my God, you guys work on the...
I'm not gonna lie, I think I'm gonna do the same
where if I get a certain amount of sun every day, I'm not showering.
What's the benefit of that?
Who's getting from leasing up shadow?
People in shadow, what?
I'm gonna get a buck. How do you shot right now?
Do you have somebody scrubbing your asses in?
You know, I just stand on one leg.
I have arms still.
You stand on one leg.
What's happening?
The shit!
What shit?
The shit's on your head, not the shippers.
We better deal with that. We better deal with that.
That's not a lot bro, pure, bro, I'm not allowed to see you in ball.
That's just infallicles bro, like it's big.
Are you being a gym?
Oh shit.
No, I don't have to do it.
What?
I just ate your ass.
I just ate your particles in your hair.
Alright, so how are we going to do this?
Who's weak?
Not you guys.
Am I just, am I just gonna have to ask him to smell like shit and hold by the door and be in there or is it?
This smell?
Can he smell?
At least he knows it's not.
Just a watch.
Is this, is this smell?
No.
Okay.
It doesn't hit me at all.
Alright, come on. We can't let him walk around in class with a fucking, and fucking shit-smelly walk.
He's gonna smell either way. As soon as he goes to class tomorrow, everyone needs to be like,
You gotta get back at Chris, man. You gotta get back.
I'm not doing shit, bro.
Walk, bro. I'm gonna sit it up.
We can get back.
I'll do it.
We can.
I can't put any clothes on.
I'm doing it. Can I light it up?
That quartz gray spray is on me.
I can't put any clothes on right now because it's gonna smell like shit.
I gotta take a shower.
I need a shower.
I need a shower and make sure you scrub really good with shampoo.
Is that like shampoo?
Oh, we got shampoo here.
What is this stuff outside?
Stroke.
I've opened the door for him a hundred times.
He didn't have the shot to get fucking shit out of the axe spray, mom.
What is that?
Oh my god, you like it?
Oh my god, I forgot to do it.
You were shaking, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Shake it, act, spray.
And you like poke the fuck out of it.
And he just slams it on the ground.
And it pops.
And it like pops, yeah.
Should we toad the lawn?
And it just like, it never stops.
It smells good.
It like never stops spraying.
It sprays until it's completely empty.
You would come close to it.
You could have toad the lawn Chris's room.
He literally can't complain.
No, I actually don't like toad the lawn.
It does.
What would a janitor do to us, really?
Let's think about it.
He wasn't even involved, apparently. Wait, Jishon, what for your mind if you'll get the water kind of spray in your room?
So was that a reason? Jishon, was that a reason? I don't know.
We did it for different reasons. I thought it would be a way of getting back, but...
Yeah, but what though?
This! But I'm not doing that freaking job!
Oh
That was
But I was
One black one max broke my ankles I said a pic for you I got fucked up and you missed the shot
Three, my stream ended like fucking eight times.
And four, I got sprayed with shit.
That's what I had.
That's what I had.
I had a rough day at lunch.
You're talking about the worst day.
I had a shaming dream to hear myself raging about a stream crash.
No, it's good job.
New day tomorrow, the last.
fucking baby tomorrow tomorrow what you got
tomorrow no opportunities
I guess it's been a rough one for sure
that's not happening
here I'm gonna try to ask you nice no God please I'm really not trying to get
sprayed bro why don't you call the janitor app they are okay president
So, Kelvin was barely with a girl.
Alright, you know, we're gonna go shower.
Okay.
I didn't know I'd go to the toilet.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie, Bart's very long-distance is nasty.
Oh, shit, what's up, Bart?
I mean, you smell like me in here, bro.
You watch it in the wrong room up now.
Fuck the race, I can't even imagine you.
You're wrong, man.
You can't even call me over?
Oh, shit. You just try to do it.
Announce me early morning boot camp at 7am.
What? I guess.
First.
Okay, forget it.
12 minutes ago, if you'd like to get an intense workout, please head to the athletic center gym at 7am.
You're going home?
Yeah.
What do you think about that?
I don't even know what you think about that.
Oh, okay.
I think I should just leave you off.
Are you guys going to be serious?
How do I get in there?
Yeah.
But I can't.
I'm sorry to go into that.
I can't homework.
You're going to say that's not at home?
I'm not doing homework, bro.
Oh, wait, we have to wake up that early?
Yo.
Like, do you think anyone who's shown up for a 70th Intense Workout,
like, like all drugs sign, like a single person?
I'm gonna be honest with you, I know it's hard to believe.
I'm just being honest, I see it, I'm just being honest with Marlin.
I'm not going to the gym, one more minute.
I'm not, I'm not going.
Like, I'm being serious, two more, I'm good at being serious.
You're gonna have a fucking tear compete against us.
What do you mean?
everybody's forced to do everything and you're doing like a like the classic PD class which is like all the like competitions
Wait P. Test mom
No, wait, is it gonna be like actual P class like where we change as they check you and everything?
Yes, you have to change and then it's gonna be like that.
Have you ever known to be test?
Yes, we're gonna be test.
You know when the PD teacher test is you and shit?
What?
What?
J'sha good back bro, J'sha good back, I'm gonna lost.
So I beat, okay, number five, he's been asked by my brother, he's been asked by my brother.
Holy shit.
J'sha good back.
He has five reasons.
He has five reasons why he's dazed, fucking shit.
Oh my god.
I gotta get a sample.
Yo lace I heard the kid is at 272 right now
I think he won that bro
I'm gonna be a fight
I'm ready, bro.
You're a check.
272 was watching.
I'm ready to check.
Proclamation is out.
Oh, yeah.
The way the road is, he was talking up there.
Stop watching.
It's serious, bro.
Look at all the others.
I'm back.
The problem is I was trying and not going to move out.
You're not going to move out.
You're not going to move out.
You're not going to move out.
I'm gonna get a fire on me.
Yo, I'm like, I'm poor, I'm like,
I'm like sleeping through my phone.
Hey, you know what I'm talking about?
I'm a little too...
Don't mind the smell.
Why does it smell shitty?
This is most asses' fault.
Yeah, I mean, you said, you know,
you just keep this thing on your shoulder.
No, I just think actually.
Does it?
No, it smells like a bloodbush.
So, you said you got some shit
that we can't really deal with.
You understand?
Yeah.
Jamie, I'm not asking this off.
So you got
What you got in your inventory? My inventory?
I got a little cargo in his neck. What was his neck?
I heard you got a lot of stuff in your inventory. You can buy, you can trade.
I got the stuff, the backpack.
Whoa, don't spread that shit.
She's not gonna get out of my heart. She's not.
I'm not a snitch, it's not when I say she's swear, I swear.
I'm not a snitch, it's when I say I'm not a snitch.
Come on, say it, say it.
I'm not a snitch, I'm not a snitch, I'm not a snitch.
I'll be honest with you, I'm not a snitch.
You wait, you literally said you came here to help, I.
I do, but for your liking, it's real cool, yes or no?
I know where to get more.
Oh, shit.
It's the other.
Oh, the last?
The other one, it looks like me,
but a little more masculine.
Oh, for real?
Yes.
I didn't say that though.
You said it like me.
Why not? Because she showed me her, she showed me her dick.
Whoa!
What?
What?
I don't know, she said this is a BBC and grabbed her dick and then I-
Wait, she, she's a whine, I assume you're gender, she got upset, she called me a bitch-ass.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Nigga.
She said a what?
A bitch-ass.
Nigga.
Yeah.
Got it.
Yeah, got it.
Yeah, got it.
She showed you her dick.
I, I said, I, I just, I, she said-
Where would it go?
She grabbed, she grabbed her pieces that, that BBC right there.
You see right here.
You feel like you feel like, like look at it, like, fully like.
Watch the heart, grab it.
Oh, sure.
Listen.
What you doing later?
Good.
I got a question.
Why don't you want to do it?
Hold on, hold on, why are you trying to come to us?
Not like that.
No, no, no, not like that.
Cause you, cause you.
Like girls.
Oh, whatever.
No, no, no, not like that.
Okay, I'm gonna go over there.
No, no, no, no, no.
I mean, later if we were like, I'm gonna do this.
Okay, cool.
Okay.
I got the keys, I got some things, see Matt, go on, I know this, I'm standing.
What's up?
Go on, I know.
How do you have the keys?
I got that from a while.
I got that from a while.
Say nothing.
Go on, everybody.
All right?
I'm talking to you later.
What?
Hey, I see what happened to you.
Once you go black, you gotta go black.
All right.
In a wheelchair.
In a wheelchair.
How do you get in that wheelchair?
How do you get in that wheelchair?
I got fucked in my ass.
Why?
Is that not what she was talking about?
Is that not what she was talking about?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't come here.
I'm going out.
I'm going out, bro.
They're gonna take me with that.
She got stabbed.
She got shot.
She got shot.
I get asked.
I get asked.
She got kissed every room.
Every room.
Hell.
I don't want to kiss every room.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Lizzo got knocked out.
Hey, John.
Lizzo got knocked out or Lizzo?
No, not Lizzo.
Lizzo's probably never made it to the match.
Lizzo probably sort of took to the shit.
This is a shit fuck me.
I'm going to make sure to hold my teeth.
Clean.
I'm going to take my shower, bro.
I'm going to take my shower.
I'm going to take my shower.
Oh, my shower.
I feel like I've warned him like five times and he didn't listen and just got bored.
He's in the shower.
I know.
It's just more like, you feel me?
I do so?
It's just more like, yeah, than they get happy the morning.
I don't like that.
You don't want to tag me, bro.
Oh, yeah.
You don't got to tell me, bro.
I mean, that's all right.
I knew that bad news.
We stayed in the front.
Oh, I don't get it.
I got so much more shit.
Like, I don't get it.
It gets worse in the first minute, so I don't mind it.
And I'm like, up it.
Hey, fair enough, bro.
Fair enough.
But it's just I came to apologize.
But if he's not all apologized, you know, terms out of it,
I'm going to go up.
Oh, shit.
Hey, stop!
Hey, stop!
Go and fight.
Hey, stop!
Hey, stop!
Hey, stop!
Get off my hand! Get off my hand!
Get off my hand!
Get off my hand!
Get off my hand!
You a bitch!
What the fuck is happening?
You're fucking red!
That's the shit. I could have been on it.
But I didn't do that.
I could have been fighting in school.
Guys! That's the way you land, man!
Come on!
You let me get jumped.
You just want me to jump, huh?
What's the bourbon?
Nick, that's one person.
It was three people on me.
What you talking about, man?
Guys, there's no need to fight.
What you mean, bro?
You can't even get up and do nothing.
Hey, bro.
Come on, man.
You have a kiss on your neck.
You got a kiss on your ass.
Man, I've been spending with you all day.
It's on that one.
What's the question, man?
You've got to go and he pulls me down.
Look, I went to jail, right?
This man ready.
I got real paperwork.
Yes.
I shot at the dean, bro.
I came back.
I can't make I stole the paperwork. He was in the pen. I didn't push this way take a minute come on man
I've been stepping I miss one sign of excellent man. Well, what the fuck you mean you post a slide
Bulley, bully, bully, bully.
What the hell is it?
Bulley is really a bully.
Free, free.
No, this is weird.
Get the fuck out of here.
Why are you playing, man?
Every time I'm here, you see.
No.
Why are you bothering me?
Dude, you think that nigga crazy.
My nigga, my nigga.
Yeah, J.J. Shaw.
Bro, wait, you know what?
No, I don't
Yo, you left us for the basketball team
I gotta break something you bro actually we go
oh look he was almost on the back we do
we're cool and we're good we're good he's
enjoying the frat frat brothers wait I don't want to I want to join for you
you got it no but that's right the science club
Yeah, you're in science class.
Buddy, you're in fucking science class, bro.
I'm good.
You're in science class.
Fix mine.
What?
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Even though I'm a magic, can I just fuck up?
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
How am I playing?
I don't understand.
Oh, wow.
I see they're saying it's fucked up, but I'm not.
They're saying, oh, mate, 10.
Oh, mate, 10.
Oh, mate, 10.
Oh, mate, 10.
Oh, mate, 10.
Oh, mate, 10.
Oh, mate, 10.
Oh, hey, janitor.
I don't know, Jack.
What are you doing?
What?
What are you doing?
My roommate?
No, where's your room?
My room?
218.
218.
Thank you.
Thanks.
That's good now, I know.
Yo, no!
Is it good now, Lacey?
Lacey, I have my service.
I can't check this.
I can't tell if it's controlling
or if the stream's actually mad audio.
I mean, I can't even open it.
What you doing, man?
What are you doing?
By just straining.
Oh, I know that boy. What are you doing? You got water?
My bummer's making snacks.
When?
Like now.
You want to leave?
You want to leave the dormitory with the snacks?
Where?
I'll be down to them with the snacks.
Where are their snacks at?
Where are their snacks at?
Wait, wait, wait.
Sorry, I guess if this is what I'm doing, I'm gonna say that I'm on water.
Okay.
Wait, but where are you?
It's not, of course, bro.
It's a little snack.
It's not bad.
They gotta know that it's shimmery, it doesn't count.
Yeah, same old shoe, so the calories don't count when you're on the stream.
This is your dorm, Yana?
Yeah.
Well, you have your own room?
Nice.
Right?
Why are we with something like fartspray and vinegar?
They already fucked it up.
It smells like shit in there.
You're saying the audio's popping.
Do you want to get a little snack? I got you.
Yes.
If we leave the door, we should get caught.
But it matters not where we're going. Where on their sets.
How about now, Chad?
You want to try something that's out here right now?
Do you need to open it?
I don't know.
Let's go. Fuck you.
Do you need to be squished?
Nope, let's go.
Okay.
Wait.
Be careful.
What?
I bring it on the airplane.
Are you dead ass?
You talking to my family like this?
What, you want a person?
Are you from Canada?
Yes.
You wanna press him?
He can't walk out of the stairs.
I've seen him walk out of the stairs.
He was walking earlier.
Did he see Bro?
He was walking earlier.
He was walking earlier.
No, I wasn't.
He was walking earlier.
He was walking earlier.
He stood up.
He said, Yo, Kelo.
Don't you guys see the trash?
Look at it right there.
He stood up and grabbed it and gave it to Kelo.
I'm telling you.
Bro, this is just useless.
This is so useless.
I'm not sure.
What?
Oh my God.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
You can go back down.
We'll go down after.
Yeah, we'll go down after.
No, we got it.
We're just going to click one and we'll be out of your hair because we're about to...
Wait, don't tell them when we're going to go see...
I'm not.
Interesting. A lot of people visit.
Ah! So what's going on?
Say hi. Um, actually, my thing has been down for like...
Are you okay? Can you get in there?
I got it.
I know. It's just dirty, bro.
I don't know.
Wait, that can't be true.
They can't hear the loudest might have some food or there's maybes actually is on the second floor
It's a one right
I'm being told that the cafeteria is closed
There's no food.
Why are you so angry?
Because this is fucking this shit.
Okay, what about floor?
Let's just go on this floor.
I know there might be some food in the lounge.
I think they're frozen.
That's why I said they're not my stuff.
No, but there's sometimes leftover food in there.
I'm telling you, look, right here.
Yeah, exactly.
That's the only thing I want you to get your own look.
Yeah, moral, basic.
Yes.
Hey, can you talk about the trash here?
Yeah, of course, now.
All right, I'll say, come on.
Let's talk about the food.
We're going to sit down.
No, look!
There's not a single thing but a bottle of rain
that's an open chain.
Probably talk about it.
No.
No, nothing.
Oh, but if you want that, then this is just-
Hey, hey, what's wrong?
There's no food or drinks!
Look, I fasted all day for tomorrow.
Look, all we got to do, Lacey?
All we got to do, look, listen.
Who's on your side?
No one.
Except your leader.
Who's your party leader?
Me.
I'm the fucking leader.
We can't play like that, Lacey.
So get on your knees and be a kickstand right now.
No, Lacey, we can't play like that.
No, you're in the mood right now
and you forgot your food for your tummy.
Look, we have to keep it closed.
What the fuck?
Hey.
Look, do you want me to give you a food?
Where can you give me a food?
You want me to figure that out?
Make a saying.
That makes me happy.
I got him anyway, stop.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm in the subway now.
And it don't change.
Just see if I had it my way.
You would know that.
Bro, bro, something in on mine.
Oh, why do you always like telling me,
oh, get it, get it, get it, you know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna blow my...
B-U-E!
I just wanna be...
I'm winning that talent show man.
You are a host.
Oh, seriously, you wanna hear a song?
You know this one?
Let me know if you know this one.
Nah, I gotta, who's gonna talk with this one?
Alright, let's talk for a minute.
I don't wanna.
I got a red smoke at this one right here.
Alright, let's walk back. Come here.
That's not food.
I'll get you water. Come on.
Let's go to the water park.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Yo, fuck the elderly, get the fuck out of my way.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Let me fix my PR.
Stay calm.
Stay calm, Ashley, you mean the first thing?
We do hope the elderly.
We do hope the elderly.
No, you don't.
Usually said, fuck the disabled and push you to a wall.
Stop, stop, stop.
Okay, mama.
We do hope the elderly.
Yes, I do.
Basically, what we're gonna do, we're gonna talk for a while
I'm a singer so I'll be back.
Guys, I'm not going to do the real fuck time.
I don't really wish I was,
but I had to make a commitment to either or.
Where's the water felling?
Over down there. Yeah, yeah, come on.
You look at the cup, bro.
It's fucking nasty.
It's dirty.
It's dirty as hell.
It's fucking dirty as hell.
Where's Ron?
I'm not kidding.
So we went into a room and Devante, he's in there like spraying the water on the mother's
face.
He has the poops way in his shit.
I'm there, I literally snuck it out, took it.
I'm out here in the peep, nothing.
Whole Chad snitch on me, bro.
Whole Chad, and he ran after me, bro.
I need that shit back.
You know how much power that shit holds?
You know how much power that holds.
If I can go down and spray a little bomb front.
You're gonna get arrested on that.
What do you say, man?
That's okay, you should do it.
Enjoy it, learn how it feels.
Have you ever been to handcuffs?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
But cops are by like girlfriends.
Both.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
I used to, I used to can't, can't cut this shit.
Yeah, you used to cut shit.
Oh!
My shit?
You never can't cut my shit.
I mean, I was here and didn't get any congratulations.
Hey, he gotta go for two now, so now he gets you all.
But are your girls full of that though?
Why are you dumping all that?
That's the waste of water.
No, because it's dirty.
I'm gonna get a drink too.
Fuck, bro.
Oh, you gotta get it back.
Oh, God, you gotta get it back.
I don't even care if this cup is dirty, I need water.
Where'd you get that cup?
I found it on a shelf.
Why are you so mad?
I'm not mad.
Can you see I'm not mad at all?
Mike is super low.
Here he is! Here he is!
What is that?
What is what?
That yellow bag.
That yellow? I don't know. I ain't ever seen that shit.
Me either. I haven't seen it.
That shit.
Mike is fine.
Why are you so happy?
No, he's not in my room.
He's in your room?
Let's just go.
They're like a production team.
No, Nick, come on.
You would know that you are...
I gotta be lazy.
Wow
This is a jam-style side.
I don't know, Bruce. They give you 30.
Okay. Go.
Okay. Let's see.
Yeah, tech support here. Don't worry. Okay. Let me just hop around here real quick.
Go through here. Okay, there we go.
Okay, you trying to get your OBS set up? Yeah, and like, turn on the camera
stuff I don't know how to do it I already got this part done though oh you
don't even have OBS installed
preparing to doubt oh they got you in the trenches over here yeah
serious do you have any a she loves oh wow yeah but it's not downloading wait so
Why is this room so small compared to the other rooms?
I don't know.
And we only have this for two people?
Yeah.
Oh no.
It's okay.
Wait, Drew, do you know why is that downloading?
I bet it was.
I don't think you have internet.
Whoa.
What are you doing?
I'm at a Microsoft store, Beth.
Open up Google.
I know I know how to do the second check.
Oh yeah, it's right here. This is what you got. Yeah, see, knew it. Got it done.
Done installed. There it is. Yup, right here.
Okay, we got installation going here.
Bang!
Wait, are you on 2kid?
I was on 2kid.
Do you know how to do that, Mark?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so you're going to have to add...
Just sign this here and...
Wait, state form?
Okay, wait, finish?
There we go, optimized for streaming, perfect, yeah so fun fact about me, I actually majored
in technological elevational studies back in college so yeah that's why I know a bunch
of this tech stuff so it's like is I came out he was right there I just asked
you for help yeah you know so okay so I got this set on your mic's good the
only thing you're gonna have to do is just add your ingest okay to
straight I do I do that part I got somebody's
yes you're gonna need your server you are out to put there and then your
string key on your a-gest
This is so crazy
No, my brother usually helped me okay, but he got denied to come
So I do I wrote a desktop like I know the basic stuff. I don't know how to start everything. You know what I mean
Wait, what the fuck?
What a question Mark, I don't know that one.
How did he get in here?
Rolling with the back, rolling with the back.
Oh, just the person I wanted to talk to.
Don't say that, what's up?
So, I was informed that you may or may not have something up for trade that I need.
What?
What they got wait, he's trying to focus
How about the room right there beams all right, how I get out wait the PC
I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
She's taking it all the way out!
Okay bro!
What the heck?
Okay.
I'm almost done.
Is that it?
Is that it?
Is that it?
No man, I don't know what you just said.
You might need to end it when you go,
Oh wow, it's a long one.
Shit.
Hold on.
Got it?
I wouldn't even know how to do nononites.
Yeah, this is honestly what so this is what I call um, have you ever heard of python python? Yes
So this what I'm doing right here is called basically getting into the motherboard
And then doing python coding i'm coming
No, I don't want to break it. Yes to connect it. So it's called especially called python
Okay, I'm gonna
You gotta break the pc fucking around invalid path
Is that on it? Oh, I spun it wrong.
Oh, I think... Oh, uh, enter your pin right here.
You guys want to go home? I have that going back.
Um, I'm okay.
Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
We got it.
Okay, now if you want us to hear you have to end on your phone
and then just press start streaming it.
Yeah, I'm...
On this, yes.
I was okay.
So wait, um, can I go back, where do I go back?
No.
You said my breath smells like shit?
No.
No, what are you trying to do?
I was just trying to figure that I would go here.
Oh, yeah.
It's just, if you wanted, I don't know.
Um, do I switch it here?
It's the same.
No, it's the same ingest?
Absolutely.
Ingest.
That make sense?
I'm just going to press this right there.
Okay.
I'll press stop.
Yeah, and then it'll after a sec and then you click there and now you're on here
Lazy you're a real one it worked. Oh, no. No, no, no, it's not getting right now
And then I'll do a react to 3, 2, 1, OK.
React.
If you want to, like, react to stuff, I'll do this right here.
Yeah, see, this is the tech stuff that I do for a living, honestly.
Actually right there at a scene, display capture.
There you go.
Bro.
That's what we're talking about.
Okay.
There you go.
Okay.
Hold on.
Why do we look like this?
What do you mean?
I look pale as hell.
Yeah, you're gonna have to adjust the lighting probably.
Okay.
We don't have good cameras.
Fuck it.
Bro, thank you so much.
Of course.
Here, let me help you.
We need this whole thing.
Oh, I'm gonna send the haters to shit. They don't do shit.
Wait a minute, there you go.
Wait a minute.
What's with you?
Wait, wait, wait.
You know me.
Yes, you know me?
Yeah.
Oh, there you go.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Get up out of here.
Fuck you.
I gotta get to cleaning.
Let's go.
I don't know.
Y'all shit a little.
Good.
Yeah, I got a hot shit and this shit.
You got a little shit?
Yeah.
You know me.
Yeah.
Lacey.
It wasn't what you wanted to do.
It wasn't what you wanted to do.
It wasn't what I wanted to do.
Say, hey, don't worry about it.
Don't mention it.
Yo!
That'd be tech support.
Yo, there's the other thing.
Are you going now?
We're riding around.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Okay, let's go.
I was just doing tech support.
Tech support?
Yes.
Okay, actually, I was having a big column and my, um, my Wi-Fi was really not working
on my phone.
I'm working on my regular phone.
So what can you do about that?
Like, okay, I'm not gonna lie.
I did get this to work, I think.
Okay.
Yeah.
But I can't read my chat off this phone
because this one doesn't work, so I don't really know.
I don't know, you guys can go check it out.
Ted and Biddic, I don't know if it's working for real
because I can't read it off my regular phone.
So what you're gonna wanna do is,
you're gonna want to get, it's called Python code.
You're gonna wanna get Python code.
What is that?
want to switch over the ingest token from the test run server onto the new toolkit
tvusrp server and you're going to want to switch it over add the chat box so you can see the chat.
So I don't remember what to say. Yeah that was a lot. If you're the tech person you're technically supposed to do it like you
can't tell like you can't be like oh do this you have to be like all right I'm
gonna fix it for you cuz I'm the type of person I don't work for free I have a
my my my my my resources are very expensive I charge $5,000 an hour right
yes right look who it is the janitors I want to control it okay where we going
Where we going? Okay, we're going.
Wait, stop, stop.
Yes!
I can't see where we're going. I can't see!
Sorry about poking you.
You have no prayer right now, bro.
Excuse me, sorry. Can we fit?
Can we fit?
No, no, no, she doesn't need help.
It's not gay, bro. We're just hanging with the brides. It's not gay.
I don't know where to find out.
Nice, Haskell.
Go!
Table!
Haskell!
What's up?
Every time you talk, I feel your belly.
Feel my belly?
Yeah.
Oh my god, my knee!
Did it actually hurt?
Yes!
Hey yo, hey yo!
Hey yo!
Hey yo!
Haskell!
I got it.
You're gonna break your phone.
Yo!
Ayo! Hasco!
I got it.
You're gonna break your phone.
That was cute.
You just cracked my phone!
Dude, your clip part was...
I'm writing!
What the heck? Matt, I keep wondering, everybody in my door is crazy.
Everybody keeps on walking around and staying in this one spot.
We're gonna...
Okay, yeah, we'll come in here.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
I guess...
I'll look at one of the books for a house together on this, man.
Cause I'm trapped.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Haskell, you're gonna hurt me.
Ready?
Okay, we're just getting a head start in here.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, go ahead, good luck with that.
Hey, wait, can you put that down in the hallway
and we're gonna hit that, max speed.
We don't even have to worry about that.
That's the trash can, that's doable.
No, Haskell, I have a torrent ACL, I can't hit this.
No, Haskell, oh my God, oh my God.
Haskell, Haskell.
We fucked the detergents, too.
You almost just fucking killed me, son.
I'm a fool.
I
Aisha said she needs help with what does everybody need my tech support
I'm like, is that the big M3?
Holy shit, it's the biggest!
Hey!
You shower?
I'm about to get a shower right now, I'm on time clock, so...
What do you mean, what? Is that a big?
No.
What's he?
Do you want to see a real quick?
Okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
That's it.
I'm not...
Hey, go go go in the...
What was it there?
Go wait, go wait, yeah, I'm coming for you.
Shoot!
I don't know, I don't know.
That's shit!
Okay!
She was down to your kneecaps!
What's up, bro?
What's up, man?
How you doing?
You alright?
I'm just holding you down in the morning.
Thank you.
He's got a shower.
What you going bro?
I was just rolling around the hallways, catching a bod.
Life's great.
Life Grovers.
From what?
I don't know actually.
Where's this red button from?
Unplug the battery.
Oh.
What type of thing are you going to go to bed?
Um, the Blizzow kid said he's going to bed at three.
Okay.
You see what you're doing bro?
You see him in hard eyes?
Yes, but I actually look that good.
You actually look really good.
No bullshit?
Yeah.
I'm having a problem now.
What?
I don't even know what I'm talking about, dude.
Go talk to me.
Let's see.
I feel like I'm getting sexualized.
No.
What?
Why?
Girls just keep lecture on talking.
And they're like, they're keeping a compliment in me.
And Kai told me that this would be a problem.
And he was thinking about expelling me
because you don't want me to distract all the girls,
but it's clearly becoming an actual problem.
Yo, I saw you, bro.
Yo, I know Dalla was watching too, at the basketball court.
You're a teacher, a girl, how to shoot a ball.
I'm not teaching someone how to shoot a ball, girl.
I know Dalla was in the chat while it.
You're not teaching anybody how to shoot a ball.
You're teaching a long girl how to shoot a ball.
She challenged me to a fucking shootout,
to a shooting contest, and I'm not gonna sit there
and take disrespect on my jump shot.
I worked 15 years for my jump shot,
So I had to show her that I could still beat her in a wheelchair.
Yo, stop these fucking hard eyes!
Like, please, bro, like stop sexualizing me.
Where's Jason?
I don't know.
I had to eat cake?
I had to eat fucking cake?
That's this right, I don't fucking know.
I'm not going to smell J-Shock.
Oh, now they're putting her in my chair.
Nice.
I didn't even put any product in my hair yet.
Was the shower nicer than that?
Oh, and in my life, it felt so good.
I take a shower.
I was gonna wait till Friday.
What do you mean?
Like, I was gonna not take one today or tomorrow,
wait till Friday to shower.
What?
What are you fucking talking about?
Bro, I'm actually trying to see if Burger's okay.
Bro, you know my room was 103 degrees.
What?
Food, for all I know,
Burger could be fucking dead right now, Jack.
103 degrees is crazy.
Yo stop!
Stop! Put a hard eyes bro.
And there's a puke emoji.
I hate this chat bro.
Like sometimes I love you guys like that bro.
You don't know when to fucking stop with these hard eyes man.
I can't.
Yo bro, I hope tomorrow just like...
Are you going to class?
I mean bro, we have to do it.
We have to do it tomorrow, right?
Are you in any of my classes?
I don't know.
Hey, there you are, bro.
I'm going to plug you down.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Let's take a shower.
So why don't you come over here?
I don't know.
I'm going to drink a cup.
You know what's happening?
Oh, oh, no.
After class, you have a pledge dead.
Oh, no.
If you don't pledge, then it means?
I just take a shower for you.
So I don't take a shower.
I don't take a shower with you, shower.
No, I'm not going to shower at Wakeville Park.
You're not going to take a nap.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, so I'm on.
I bet.
You know what I'm telling you about the three for sure?
Yeah, like three, four.
You just updid me.
No, four or five.
Why, you're the best.
I'm gonna bet whenever you put it back.
No, I just wanna know so you're not gonna,
I mean, I'll be wrong.
I'm gonna go do my bitch.
You're gonna what?
I'm gonna do my bitch.
We're gonna take down the whole bunch.
I'm sorry, I said I was good.
Come on, participate.
Yeah.
So when the kid comes in, y'all stand through all the emojis.
Nah, this chat's wicked, bro.
Bro, you know you're gonna have to pledge tomorrow.
I don't know what that means.
So in frats, when they do pledge day,
that's when they all like go in the basement
or go into an area and they have to like
do disgusting things to get into frat.
What are they gonna do to my body?
Well, they're not gonna do anything to your body,
like you might have to like do beer chucks
to throw up on yourself.
What?
What? Why the fuck would I ever do that?
That's what a frat pledges.
Have you done a frat pledge?
No, I've never been in a frat.
What's the furthest you would ever go?
I would probably, I would drink what through myself.
That's disgusting.
Yeah, I know.
It's called hazing.
Yes, you're gonna get hazed tomorrow.
Has anyone in my chat ever done that?
Y'all had a bad sleep though.
They make you stand with a pen on your head?
You have to do the elephant walk?
Who does an elephant walk?
I don't know.
You're gonna get fucked in your asshole tomorrow that can happen. Yeah, I'm not gonna get fucked in my ass
Yo, where's Marlon I broke he's got eight minutes
What time are you going to bed?
Honestly
Probably pretty soon here. I gotta wake up early. What's on six thirty or what for the intense Navy sail workout
It's not your first class
Um, ten. Right, at least?
Wait, you're at a depth?
No, my first class is at twelve.
Oh, you're so lucky.
But, but, but, but, if you want, um, there's one more call in the morning.
What?
Wait, what the fuck is this?
Homework.
Write down your goals.
You have homework?
To achieve your goals, you first have to admit them to yourself and to the world.
Goal to hold us accountable.
What the fuck on a homework?
I have homework?
I do.
I'm beside you all homework.
You have until 11.59 to submit it.
Thank you.
What the fuck's a homework?
I'm not getting DM'd by someone from
that's Dave on TV in the
in the Shrew University chat saying
my booty not stable or no, no.
Like this is what I mean, Ralph.
Like what does this fucking mean?
Like bro, this is like I'm a cultured, bro
Um, no, there's what do you call it in the morning?
If you want your breakfast at 7am to 850 and then lunch at 12 to 150
Why waking up at 7am is crazy
Oh, there's a pool party tomorrow ladies are popping out
Bro, do we go to the pool party chat some more, or do we go to karaoke?
Oooh, there's two. Pool party's gonna be like all the try-farm's, bro.
Like, everyone's gonna take off their shirt, and like, look sexy.
I can't even swim.
I'm not going to throw my own party in the room.
Oh, god. I feel like I'm gonna hear this every day.
What?
Just party, party, party.
Bro, there's a pool party, I'm probably gonna throw my own shit.
Check the room up.
I don't want to do karaoke, because if I go to karaoke, they're just gonna tell me to sing and pay for them.
Damn Friday, we have... Wait, tomorrow's Thursday?
Yeah.
Damn, bro, we don't have a couple days left.
We have... We have Thursday?
Friday?
Saturday?
And Sunday, right?
Stay where you are, though. Are you even tired? What the fuck do you do?
Start making content boy
It is 2 a.m. Yo guys, what do you want me to do bro? Do you mean a host?
Like a IRL tinder like Marlon versus King and we have like all the girls line up to decide who's the best Riz
Marlin or Kings what like route?
That's a good idea
So now we're thinking for the five get you. Thank you
Hi looking for you
Kai and Phantom are looking for me every 10 seconds according to you, man.
I need to go to the handicapped shower.
It's just not a thing.
It is.
What is a handicapped shower?
It's a handicapped bathroom.
It's wheelchair accessible and you can take your wheelchair into the shower.
Well, I want to hop on a desktop soon, but I care.
I don't think I have a desktop.
You don't have a desktop?
No! That little shit took my desktop!
I got a semi-dust off.
I got a semi-dust off.
I'll probably get a shower and then set my desktop up.
Huh?
Oh yeah, we're still...
At least you have a nice bed to sleep in, Drew.
Lazy too, man.
I'm not colliding.
It's not like we're on anything better.
We're like, what the fuck is this?
The whole guy weighs this down.
What are you sitting for?
like what do y'all get real college credits from this Ron has a gay stance
Yo, it's like I actually can't do shit. Like I'm dead-ass like I can't bro like I'm just sitting bro
Like I'm sitting
God
Where is Marlene
Yo, I'm actually gonna be the guy who just told us to go fishing
It's too late, Evan. We're on stream re-enversing.
We're gonna be co-fishing, bro.
Should we start a fishing trip?
You try to get people to do like a big fishing trip.
We're gonna go fishing.
Yeah, sure, bro. Let's do a fishing trip.
I think I've got to set up my desktop.
Hold on. Can you go to bed soon?
Yeah, I'm going to shower.
Set up
Take the head
Where's everyone else that chat?
Silky smoking how are people outside? I'm gonna go outside could go out
Like people are actually outside. I see body outside
I'm down to go outside. Oh god. I don't want to stay inside though
Well, you still give this form or the other one?
Well, well, well.
What's up with you?
Two O-A's.
Two O-A's?
Yeah, they got stick under there, huh?
Come on, I'm not gonna lie, I'm fully naked.
I dropped this is all you've got.
Say I'm not.
Say I'm not around.
What?
Go right around and do this.
Nothing, nothing.
Say I'm not around.
I'm not around.
What?
I'm not around.
Huh?
I'm not around.
On your life.
I have nothing around.
Stop.
Oh yeah, I got it.
Is he?
I said she is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's silky in this one or the other one?
Fuck.
That's that toe-ass.
What?
Hey guys, let me go dine down and ditch when everyone's away.
You fucking idiots.
You have a big ass dick.
You might see a little butt slit right here.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna have underwear on right now, bro.
I'm fully slain.
No, I can sign right here.
No, he can't ask, he's only picked at me.
He said hello.
Waved.
M3 Hammer just waved and picked it.
What about?
No, this guy gets it.
I got you too.
Sookie's cracking right now.
He's still getting a lot.
Cracking too.
They're telling me, Silkie's on a carousel.
Are you really not wearing that, bro?
I just saw someone tie a pool into that.
Dude, it actually just pooled and gave me a little wave.
Alright, hold on, can you hear me?
Silkie's cracking J-Shop.
Come on, come on, come on.
You trying to go outside or not?
I'm not gonna leave my shoe in all wash-over.
No, slow me down.
That's a j-shot.
Come on, what's going on, man?
What's the time to get up?
We're all around the way.
I thought you were not.
You're the one left on the back.
J-shot!
What's up, bro?
You smelling better?
We just all got a check right now.
Are you smelling better though?
Yes, do you want to come check?
I can hear you still.
We going to bed?
I'll come see you again.
Hold the shower real quick, and then um...
You can hear me appreciate the uh, the uh, the merch gone.
Are we playing games or are we doing it?
Playing games.
You're a Fortnite pro, right?
I am a Fortnite pro.
What does that feel like?
Being a Fortnite pro? Well I just won FNCS.
How do you not have a home scene yet?
I don't know thank you that's what I've been saying when I got to get me a
skin they literally have to he was just fucking the bed you were fucking the
bed no your strokes your strokes stroke there's like a leg up like a
I was testing the baddie in the bedroom, let me see your strokes.
Hold on.
I was testing the baggy ability.
Okay.
So this has a lot of silence.
You get crazy if you go make some noise.
If um, you can't replay it wrong.
If soapy comes through, if miss rain comes through, it's going to be a problem.
Are you the face of your ink?
I don't like her, she's my girl.
Sophie, did you have a girlfriend?
Actually.
Respectfully, legitimately.
Why, bad news.
You want a face of her?
Yeah, FaceTime her.
You want a face like Sophie Rayden?
Yeah.
It's your girlfriend.
I don't realize, it's 3 am, I sent her to London, so I'm really like 6 am.
Unbelievable.
We tried.
Absolutely.
You gave her that.
Wait, so your girlfriend's going on an e-date.
What did you say?
I'm putting selfie right on an e-date in like two weeks.
So your girlfriend's going on an e-date.
What is it?
Your girlfriend's going on an e-date in like two weeks.
Oh my god.
You want to be on it?
Well, he's still getting a bunch of guys to compete for her.
What is it, two weeks?
It's going to be in the second week of August.
OK, where?
On Discord.
On Discord?
Yeah, it's an e-date.
And the men?
Yeah, you can be in.
I guess I'll retell her.
You might have like a, you might have a
advantage of it's your girl already.
Exactly.
So, the guy might be against you.
But, I'll let you know.
I'm not in the deep.
What's your habit?
No, I have a girlfriend. I'm not in the deep.
I got Recky, I got I just like, I got Sabrina.
No, you can have her.
Yeah, who?
It's me the co-worker.
So you're gonna be a soapy brick.
It could finish some of them.
Blackie Hill, Ice Slice, and Sabrina Carpenter.
Come on, I gotta leave the number.
I'm gonna show you.
Come on, come here.
Come here.
That's the Braxton.
That's crazy.
The Braxton.
It's actually crazy. I'm putting, I'm putting, um, Sophie Rae on here.
Okay.
Yeah
Calabasas, where Calabasas
Yeah, it's like it's like 30 minutes from LA
On his treats and shit
What's your favorite thing to eat in L.A.?
Favorite thing to eat, don't even get me started.
That's such a hard choice, bro. Oh, I just love food so much.
Who's that?
Baba.
Who's that?
That was my hearing aids.
Oh, but you got blue keyed hearing aids?
It just turned them up.
Wait, so what happened when you took them out?
You were tested?
You could just say a sentence and I'll try to see what you're saying.
I'm Jay Shock and I'd love to get bent over in real life.
Did you say a sentence yet?
Did you think of a sentence?
Tell me a sentence.
I like blue cows.
That's what I'm going to say. You like blue cows.
Okay.
Go a little further.
I had a terrible first day of Schumer University.
You like Scooby-Doo?
I had a terrible first day of Schumer University.
26
Let me tell them
I mean real what is it? I said I had a terrible first day of streamer University
Where can you get 26 from okay
Uh, I can't wait to go to sleep tonight.
You killed? You can't? You can't?
I can't wait to go to sleep tonight.
You can't wait to go to Spain?
Close.
You left, bro. You said you can't, what?
I can't wait to go to sleep tonight.
Oh, I can't wait to go to bed.
Okay, what do you mean?
I don't want to learn.
It works.
Is it a bang?
No, I'm not going to bang you.
Not me!
No, I don't want to bang you.
No, no.
Jesus, I don't want to bang you.
I don't want to bang you either, bro.
Okay.
See.
Wait, so your hearing aids, they connect to your phone?
This?
Yeah.
It's just like an act, like it just turned it up.
So you could look at these areas and you could just like
adjust how loud you hear stuff?
So you turned up all the way and I whispered you
hear me really good?
I did, if you whisper now, I probably hear you.
What did I say?
You said, what did I say?
Turn up all the way.
Yes, you see, you turn up mode.
Thank you, sir.
I can't go all the way.
I haven't lived in a loud mouth.
What do you say?
You don't have to say anything.
I don't know.
One thing.
That's not what I said.
That's not what I said.
Dominion.
No.
What are you saying?
You hear your ears are up all the way right now.
Alright, we'll go all the way.
Ah!
Ah!
I can hear a fucking fan!
What are you doing with your strength?
No, no, there's a fan.
What's the problem?
It's gonna be a piece of cake.
You're gonna get the flesh!
I know.
Wait, can you hear me right now?
Yes.
That's so cool.
That's so cool.
You can just talk and say like oh Jarvis turn my hearing aids down and if you were in class you'd go in that needle hair shape.
They would have to have the app open. Tewski, Rose gonna versus you girl. Yeah we gotta try this shit now.
Wait it's fair to know that was just fantastic. I was just fantastic at durability.
No I can't hear you at all.
You can't hear me at all?
I asked him about the matter, King.
I'll ask him about the matter.
What's the matter?
What?
Son of a bitch, I want you to know.
What are you talking about?
Wait, son of a...
No, do you know the matter daddy?
I know that joke.
Do you have a political?
I'll call for that, sir.
I'll call for a League of One in 2020.
I'll call for it.
What do you call a rat and a duck?
A rat and a duck on a picnic?
I don't know, a duck, rat, picnic?
Chees and quadrants.
You just stepped up my internet, because that was what I was not working for.
And if I can't hear professors all the time, I'm fucked up.
I was hearing these are fucked up, too.
You've been worse than I have all the time.
This is fucked up, dude.
Can you even hear us right now?
You can't even hear me.
I can hear it in one ear.
Oh, OK.
Hell, Lacey.
What did I do?
House.
That's not cool.
You can deaf him whenever you want.
I'm not going to the frat, bro.
Why not?
Because I'm not in the frat, I'm in the music club.
I'm trying to go to bed.
What do you get when you're in the frat?
Nick said I'm in.
He said I could be, what do you say, a petition leader?
Well, I'm not a singer.
Well, I'm not going to be a pledge master.
Wait, do you drink alcohol?
Not anymore, I quit.
You used to drink a lot or not?
Like, I would like to drink till I got a little buzz.
I'd say, if I want to quit my job...
Well, I need a job.
I had so many jobs wrong.
I worked at home...
I bought you a waffle house.
Oh, really? What did you want to get me?
No, on God, I'll get you whatever you want.
I got five because there was a guy assaulting me.
And I defended myself.
And we both got fired.
Then I worked for the post office. I delivered map.
the three most staked sprudel in the winter.
Got fired from that, and they said by hearing
and my vision will get prohibitive from doing that.
So I did it.
That's bullshit.
And then I worked in an oil company,
then I quit that job.
And I was making POV videos at that job.
They were hitting like two to four million.
I was doing monthly in the car this whole time,
but when I worked at home,
people four years ago till now,
and I did it, I had a calculator.
And every day, I would put numbers in that
and see what I would need to get out of there.
It would talk to me, this calculator would talk to me.
J-Shop, we gotta pick up this conversation.
Ron just got a rest and I have to go save him.
I'll be back, J-Shop.
What the fuck?
Help!
Help!
Help!
I'm coming, Ron.
I'm coming, Ron.
I'm coming, Ron.
I'm coming, Ron.
No, Ron.
Slow-ass boy.
Hurry, Ron!
Yeah, I'm good.
There you go.
What's up with both of you out here?
You dropped your ball!
What the hell's going on?
Ron's arrested.
God, I'm going to save him.
Don't worry.
My wheelchair just died.
I'm just trying to round up.
Here you go.
Go ahead and shake it up.
Shake it.
This shot and every first thing is shot.
Shake it.
Shake it.
Shake it.
Shake it.
Shake it.
Shake it.
Shake it.
Shake it.
Shake it.
Shake it.
Shake it.
Shake it.
Shake it.
Shake it.
Shake it.
Oh my god.
It's not together with the rest.
Let's meet you.
Oh, the worst one.
I'm not sure.
Just that again.
Huh?
I'm not sure.
That again.
So you got to guess how many push you?
I'm going to the top.
Wow.
Is life hard in the wilderness?
Yes, it's fucking terrible.
I just want to run again.
I used to go for runs every single day.
Were you fast?
Yes, I was, like, Olympic level fast.
Olympic level fast.
Yes.
Cameraman, wait, here.
You don't eat.
You don't fucking drink.
You don't speak.
Let's go.
What the fuck, man?
You don't do a motherfucker thing.
Stop, all right?
Uh, let's see now.
So, Olympic level is funny, you say?
Yes, actually.
So you think you could beat me in a race?
It's really healthy 100% so I placed up on it and in the outfield and I
Basis, but like I don't think you're fast, but you don't running out and you just stand there and like
Yeah
My man is disabled right now. Say that shit for Disney channel if not rubbing his knees and make it a little better
You tell me you don't want your action
No, you have 11 wife at home. Yeah
And I respect that you guys are.
You're a wife?
Yeah.
Oh.
I don't know why.
Oh, well, hey.
Oh, you heard.
I don't know why I say my girl.
Oh.
You see.
You might as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He doesn't have a wife.
He's single.
OK.
That Lamborghini that you borrowed.
Pass it back to me on the next week.
I got you, girl.
Right.
Right.
Right.
My cameraman's single, too, but he's gay.
Oh.
See, you won't let him throw you out like that.
Oh.
Well, no.
What I'm saying, outfielders and softball,
They don't do anything. That's just not true. No it is. I had multiple diving by catches. My cousin plays soccer.
Um, it's just you know Penn State?
Penn State. Oh yeah, Penn State. Yeah, but she's an outfielder and she does nothing.
That is not true. No it is. No, because we be getting hell off an outfielder.
It's not true. Outfielders do nothing. They say they're stronger than they are.
That is not true. No, um, I made multiple diving plays, uh.
Let's go! What are you doing?
Where are you going?
I don't know. I'm going to take you to the hostage.
Ow!
Ask him. Ask him. Ask him.
Ask him. Ask him.
Ask him.
Turn!
Ask him. Chill!
Ask him. Please!
Alright, let's go back.
No, no, no. Please, please, please, please.
Please.
Oh, Rose, that girl's like, can we just show, bro?
Go on, let's just do it, I don't know.
It's in breaks.
Yeah, right, like, bro, that's good to see you.
This is me.
Yeah, let's walk.
All right, come on.
Wait, should I rage beat her?
She seems so rage beatable.
I don't know.
Wait, is that, is that, is that what you mean, freedom?
Ugh.
Rod's locked up in jail.
Oh yeah, they're all in the first floor in jail.
That's not jail, that's just Marlon.
No, Ron's actually in jail.
Oh shit, do you wanna go in there and get him?
I can't, bro.
Why not?
Because I don't have a battery in my wheelchair.
Just go and roll.
I can't roll.
Thank you.
What's wrong, Jason?
I guess I'll try again.
Ron's gotta rest.
I guess that's how it is.
He's actually in jail.
Can I go free on this?
Sure, but who's in jail?
Ron.
Oh.
is softball players do nothing in the L field right so why why are you hating on
me who else plays softball here let me know
I'll tell you nothing it's just like standing there the whole game and then
maybe once in a while you get a pop fly so like watch like regularly yes yes I
do actually see it too bro so like what position is the hardest the hardest
in softball honestly is going to have to be probably an infielder or second base is pretty
hard too.
So you don't think like pitching is hard?
Pitching is pretty hard.
Anything other than outfield.
Anything other than what I play?
Yes.
So you're getting out of the wheel.
Right.
Um, probably two months.
And what you got?
Torney Ciel.
From a real sport like basketball.
You do real sports?
How many?
Like you do real sports?
You do real sports?
How do you do real sports?
Basketball.
Is that the only real sport?
No, there's a lot of real sports.
So name some real sports.
Basketball, football, American football,
baseball,
then?
I'm going to name five big Macs.
There were five burgers and McDonald's.
Oh, okay. The double quarter pounder,
the triple quarter pounder a hamburger a cheeseburger a Big Mac could do a
fish filet could throw them in crispy oh that's fine though that was that was
more than fun so like do you go to McDonald's
Why you say 90 more honestly ever since I started like being in the Olympics I stopped right
so what you're running right so you do like what what are they cat like what are the I
I do I do the hundred yard hundred meter and you and you're like you beat everybody
I got a bronze
You what I got the bronze medal last Olympic so third place. Mmm. I mean if you were in the Olympics like
Yeah, I was really fast, but then I just blew my knee out. So I'm just confused you tripped
Non-contact injury was off the off the off the dash
And it's just like boom like just your knee blue. Yes
That is a very like no, it's how it happens how he's a challenges are very
random, but just have it at them just the wrong move
Right
What do you do?
I'm going to fight with someone.
I don't know who though.
The city's calling me.
I'm going to be honest, my room's right here.
You can push me just sit right here.
I'm right here.
I got you.
Wait, no I'm not.
Yes I am.
I'm right here.
help Ron guys I got to charge up first
party room 2-18
fuck yeah come on in
J-Shock we have we have guests J-Shock
this is your roommate? yes my roommate
sorry it smells like vinegar and farts brand here
uh why?
we have a bit of a
baby
no type of
pageanters
I said the top three prettiest women I've met today, who are they?
Wait, actually?
Aw!
We did it on the night!
Wait, Jay-Zoff!
Jay-Zoff's a great guy.
That's very nice.
I think I met you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
How are you doing?
Nice to meet you.
How are you doing?
Wait, so, like, y'all are roommates?
Yeah, we're roommates.
Okay.
Fun.
Bye.
You're in my room.
Well, yeah, this is...
Wait, so, what's the fartspray story?
Oh, strong.
You were at the fartspray?
Jay-Zoff?
You're in there when I'm in first grade?
No, so what happened was, um, J-Shock,
someone was being mean to J-Shock's friend.
So J-Shock pressed him.
Oh.
And he was like, yo, don't talk about my boy like that.
Like, I'll fuck you up right now.
That's how you were acting.
Yes.
You're tough like that.
Yeah, he's tough.
Look at him.
Oh.
You're tough.
OK, tough like that.
OK, ready?
And then he swung on the dude.
You swung on him first?
Swung on him.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
He hit him.
Oh, wow.
No, no.
Wow.
He had to go to New York?
He had to go to New York after that.
What?
When he was on the ground, because it was right after J. Shock was having a conversation about all his top three prettiest girls,
the dudes were like, oh, take him this.
J. Shock beat him.
Another.
Really?
Oh my god.
Come in!
Come in!
Hi!
Oh, Scott!
Oh, where did you get that?
I love chicken and rice.
Oh, she said she'd drop them for us.
I want one.
She has the medicated ones.
Oh, my goodness.
What does that mean?
Well, they're like the good ones.
Like, I think it's like Korean skincare.
It's like the good ones.
No, those are good ones.
Oh, I know.
I think I have one on my face right now.
It looks beautiful.
It looks great, Scott.
You look great.
Really?
Yeah.
You look great.
You look great.
You look great.
You look great.
You look great.
You look great.
Really?
Okay, where?
Is Ron still locked up or is he free?
Yeah, you're going to be glowing listening.
Oh, thank you.
Why is Ron still there?
They have him at the cafeteria.
I'm going to get one for tomorrow.
Wait, but how do they tell this?
We're not worrying.
We're at the forestry.
I know.
But what happened to the janitors?
Yeah, one of them is in the hospital.
in the hospital.
Ask me.
What a jitter in the hospital.
Is that it?
You put a jitter in the hospital?
Yes.
Wow.
That's great.
Unbelievable.
That's crazy.
Wow.
I think, and what was this over?
Oh.
It's like, what was this?
How did this happen?
Be careful.
Just tell her.
Tell her.
They sprayed vinegar on the floor.
Oh.
There.
Yeah.
Who sprayed vinegar?
That.
I'm saying, what was the fire?
I don't know.
Right.
I don't know what you're doing, the pipe is over the janitor's not cleaning or doing their job.
Right.
Is he disrespecting me?
That's real. I'm just confused because he told me a different story.
Really?
Yeah. He told me a different story.
You gotta make this shit up to me.
Hey guys.
He told me.
No, I didn't.
I wasn't there the whole time.
I have to give you an answer right now?
So whatever you want, I mean, yes or no?
Right now, you have to say yes or no right now.
You can say anything you want. You can just sleep on it.
Yeah, I think I should sleep on it.
You can sleep on it?
I think I should sleep on it.
I got a bed right here.
I think I should sleep on my own bed, so I can think about it, you know?
You know?
OK.
Yeah.
OK.
I was asking her to sleep with you.
Sure.
Yeah, so.
Listen, when you're making homecoming,
I'll be king and be queen.
Oh.
Oh.
Really?
Really.
Yes.
Bad.
Do you see how thick these restaurants?
Yeah.
That means I can see through you when I see a beautiful soul.
Oh.
Shit.
Okay.
Is there, like, about a minute or two, I guess?
I will sleep on you asking me, and I'll let you know, okay?
Yeah.
Wait, hello?
Yeah.
I was like, clonking.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I'm worried.
There's a camera guy that's in front of me, right?
Yeah, I know.
There's a shot from the helpings, J-Shop.
This is the latest...
Or depth it up today?
Yeah.
J-Shop.
Yes.
sketch
are you down to get dropped tomorrow?
down to do what?
get dropped tomorrow
we're doing the frat
he quit alcohol
nothing
i'm a year and a half sober
he shall be next on that day
no that's it
sober is over
shut up and bail on the beat
yeah
i'm in that shit
Yeah, I don't know.
I actually can't do it.
Well, I don't think we're doing this.
I'm trying to look good, too.
Sure, go ahead.
Yeah.
Hold on.
So I'm just like, I don't know how to do that.
I'm not going to push it.
Don't push it.
Okay.
There.
That was like, I can't, I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
Nothing.
I'm not going to do anything like that or something like that.
Right.
How do you get your skin to glow that?
Yeah.
Um.
It's your routine.
Do I like to retake?
I just use rose skin and then some moisturizer.
I got a little bit sticky on this one.
Wait, I got my nails done though.
I did too.
I did too.
Yes, I got my nails done.
Oh, okay.
Did you go get some?
I got a box.
Yeah, okay.
Wow.
Hydrogen is key.
Hydrogen is key for sure.
Because you're in a wheelchair, right?
Yeah.
Right?
It's like, it's always like overlooking.
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's
like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's
He's like, oh, we're looking because like he's so like so you got did you get ACL surgery now?
Not yet. I don't know. Okay. So what are you gonna do now?
Oh
There's a lot of days
J-Shock
Oh, thank you.
Octo-Teen!
Tain up.
August 20th.
See, that's close.
Yeah, that's close.
Yeah, that's close.
Okay.
My birthday's also in August.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got to guess where my birthday is.
Yes.
Is it your birthday?
Yeah.
Jay-Shock has this thing where he can heal.
It's in August.
No, I already said it in August.
Are we good battle or are we just gonna figure out where to battle?
I can't really see who's here.
I don't know anything about the signs.
Okay, you broke that thing.
You broke the whole game.
I said it was a tree.
Make sure he doesn't...
August 10th.
Yeah, no.
Uh, no, that's close.
No, honestly.
Are you on FamicBirthings.com?
Uh, yeah.
Okay.
That's fine.
Are you?
Yeah.
Okay.
What does that have to do with anything?
Oh!
I want to guess August 9th.
Uh, no.
Just give him that.
Just give him that.
Just give him that.
Just give him that.
We're just giving them some time.
We have to listen.
We have to listen.
We have to listen.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't hear anything.
Of course you get the comfort of all these.
Ice ice.
Ice ice ice ice.
Oh, that was the quickest ice ice I've ever seen in my life.
Oh.
Okay then we'll go.
Yeah, what about the embrace?
Did you just tell him to sleep tight and go let the bedbugs bite?
Yeah.
Respectable.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, so why are you doing that?
Do what?
Let me see, what are they saying?
Can I see?
Guys, was that not something about to say, like, good night, sleep tight, don't let
the fuck up by?
No, that was good.
But he asked you to go home coming.
You didn't ask, and you didn't like it.
I think you should say yes.
See, I, I just, I, I told him, you know, I'd let him know.
Yeah.
Wait, he can definitely hear me right now.
Hmm.
Let's go to the first floor.
Oh, third.
That's really far.
You're gonna have to go to the other side of the fence.
We could go back there. We could just go back down right there.
That's what I was told on the water gun fight.
Oh my gosh. Okay. You guys see the stairs? I'll take the elevator and meet you guys there.
Alright. Yeah. Sure, yeah.
Yeah, I'll meet you guys right there. Okay. You guys see the stairs? Yeah, yeah. I'll meet you there.
Okay. Be safe. Yes, yes, yes.
Maybe. Awesome.
Maybe he's not going to meet us there.
Yes, you guys see the stairs? I'll meet you.
Okay, I'll get our meatball right there.
He is. He is.
I'll meet y'all.
Alright.
No, I...
Um, Jayshaw, I...
Yo, I fucking love Jayshaw.
He'd actually kill...
...you know, sleep.
Jayshaw, you are the fucking ghost.
Lacey, could I grab your contact info?
Yeah, you see?
I'm tired, how you doing this bro?
I'm about to shower and then head over there and just pass.
Tato, whatever the hell.
The lights can go, just continue.
Listen J-Shout, I think that's you.
I think Tato's lucky with you.
Put the cameras that way.
This is good.
I really think Tata's fucking with you, right?
Because I went out there and I was like,
hey, what about Tom?
He's like, he's like, she's like, oh, it's really cool.
Like, I fuck with him.
Like, I just want to sleep on it and learn more about him.
I don't sleep on all those you want.
You just sleep on the couch.
She could what?
She could sleep on the couch.
If you get that, I'm going to get crazy.
This is the real thing, guys.
I have not been in a relationship
of side soapy for like nine years.
Wait, how old were you?
27.
Oh God, damn, they're up there.
23.
That's freaking dope.
Man's young out here, grinding.
Wait, so your last relationship was nine years ago?
Hmm?
Your last relationship was nine years ago?
I was saying eight or nine years ago,
she broke up with me.
Why, what was the reason?
Now look at me.
I'm not like that, I'm not a thing now, I'm like, I respectfully, like, I've always
tried to reach out there, I'm not gonna name or name, only have one girlfriend, I'm not
gonna sign you.
I wish the best for her, I would like to see, like, what she's been up to, but I have no
contact with her.
How many relationships have you been in?
Just one, I current.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, you're in relationship right now?
Yeah.
We met online.
Like we're dating at?
No, unfortunately.
Yeah, the first time talking ever was like,
it was like,
it was about a cute game we were going to play.
And then we did, we did like content for a little while.
And then we didn't talk for like a year.
And then we hung out again, like completely off camera
and now we've been dating for almost a year and a half.
So like last year, you were with it?
Yeah.
Year and a half, yeah.
What year anniversary?
May 26th.
I'm good, isn't it?
You better give me a cut, I'm gonna clip.
May 22nd.
Oh, 99, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That's cool, bro.
Yeah, I haven't had any good luck with girls,
to be honest with you, man.
And I think it's a couple different things, man.
Well, I think it is.
What do you think the reasons are?
So one, I think it's, it could be,
I'm not trying to doubt myself.
But one, I have a unique look.
I have a different look.
I have a young look.
girls might not think we're serious, but that's one thing too.
Yeah, you gotta think what if, but that's the reason a girl's gonna take you serious.
Yeah, you know, I know.
Because there's girls out there who don't want a guy that looks like every other dude.
They want someone who looks unique.
You're right, bro.
Two, it could be my status now.
They're like, I've gotten up and statused, you know, and girls can kind of find that intimidating.
They can be like, well, what am I have to offer?
Yeah.
Or I don't want to meet someone around one of those famous.
Maybe, is your girlfriend like relatively, is she on social media?
Yeah.
Yeah, so that's really good, you know.
I've tried to go out with girls and you don't know
who the cloud chaser, you don't know who was real.
Like now it's even harder.
You be going on dates?
Well, sometimes here and there,
like I actually deleted all my data count recently
because it's like, it's not authentic, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
It's all fake, man.
Then they got girls in the DMs.
Okay.
You don't know who's boss, who's real.
Yes, sure, too.
Do you answer your DMs or do you have someone to answer?
Um, I...
I do both.
It depends.
I don't really answer my...
I don't really answer any of my DMs.
Can we see if I have a DM you?
Yeah.
Let's see.
Would you be able to tell?
I can try to tell.
I probably DM you some cringe, kid.
Let me check.
Okay.
February 1st, 2025.
Are you over to read this?
Read it, read it, read it.
How do you know?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
How would I be able to work with you or be a part of things?
Oh, redacted.
Okay.
Oh.
Main night.
Close to your anniversary.
Yeah.
Lacey, when can we lock in?
I'm sorry if I stand you, bro.
No, I'm sorry I didn't mean it.
I don't see the end.
June 13th, when we're working.
I've swiped up on your story.
October 8th, Lacey, let's lock in.
December 21st, this year.
No. So weird, bro. Sorry.
Manifestation, though. We're roommates now.
We're roommates now.
Can't wait to see you on campus, bro.
And now we're roommates!
See what I'm saying?
That's manifestation. You put it in the air.
I'm following you, too, bro.
I just followed you back.
Thank you, bro.
What is it? You haven't been doing content that long, then?
Um, I don't know, man.
Two, three, four years.
Produced music for a long-hatched time.
This is my...
Wait, can I hear a song?
What do you have?
We gotta get the speaker.
Just call me back if I don't want to.
Give me like a...
Just let me hear something.
Okay.
Vocals and un-vocals.
What's that?
Vocals.
Vocals for sure.
All right.
So this is my new song coming out.
Unreleased.
It's called Just Let It Go.
Probably like twenty seconds.
Okay.
Come in here.
I think I can't get you to say that you want me to be here.
I think I can't get you to say that you want me to be here.
Yeah, but we all fell in beautiful times.
You want me to stop it?
Yeah.
Wait, you make the beats ending?
Yeah.
That's a vibe.
That's like surviving stuff.
Listen to this beat.
Wait, I didn't get your talentee.
Thank you so much, man.
This one's called Aqua Grape Juice.
Okay
I'ma be black boy to be better
Hold on
Sitting heat
Sitting meat. Yes real wheelchair spinning beat is spinning heat. Uh, call me cp3. Uh, call me liberal James
Yeah, yeah, all I do is win all I do is pay like cheap pay
Hey, uh, uh, who is that?
Mosham Mattis?
Mosham Mattis?
Yeah.
Hey man, uh, spin it in.
I'm doing it, I can't, but I'm off.
I'm tired of shit.
So you rat too, you didn't do the jack of all trades.
I do everything, bro.
You are literally the jack of all trades.
I'm not doing that to freestyle, man.
We gotta get the frickin' speaker.
My chat saying Tatum's talking about us.
I mean she's talking about you. Who? Tatum. She's gone, bro. What do you mean? I don't know where she went.
What do you mean? What do you mean by that? What did last three seconds look like?
I got a shower bro, I got a shower.
Kai's getting food with Ron.
There's no way Ron just gets free food.
Oh, hell no.
That's just made me so jealous, bro, but all I wanted is some fucking food right now.
Oh no.
You want some music too, right Lacey?
What?
You made a couple songs too.
Yeah, I draw, I do some uh, I wrap em all over it.
Well we're going to beat right now.
How?
I have my laptop.
It's late.
Let's make a song, let's make a song tomorrow night
or the night after.
Wait no wait, not the night after.
Let's do tomorrow night.
Late night, tomorrow night, let's make a song.
I'm down.
Wait, do you have a 400 laptop too?
I'm down for that.
If I wasn't tired, I'd be down right now, fuck.
Let's do it tomorrow night.
What's your first class mom?
My what?
Your first class.
um adapts adapt. Yeah. I gotta um my first class will be taken.
We're gonna have to do that. I have. Will you take it as a class? Yeah, but I'm not gonna
get it in the wrong morning. Are you going to that fitness bootcamp?
70 years. Yeah, I'm gonna go to that. Yeah. That's not bad. Yeah, no, I'm gonna wake up
super early and go to the bootcamp. Um. My first class is at 10, so I might skip breakfast,
wake up at night. I gotta be. We gotta figure out where in the hell these rooms are. Where is it in the middle of the city?
I have no clue where anything's at. I have literally no idea. I've really got to fucking shower.
Oh, too bad.
Are you gonna shower now?
Yeah, if I'm gonna go shower really quick. I gotta get my stuff though.
This is the end of it.
Are you leaving your desktop three months at night?
Like to sleep?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can you, uh, can you confirm if my desktop is good or if you already do it?
I think it's a plan.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, I don't know how to use your desktop, though.
Can you check it, you know?
What's up?
Check it, you know?
We got a Silky.
Oh, we got a Silky.
Oh, okay.
What the hell is Silky at?
Silky?
We can go.
Why do we grab the jewels?
It's the way I am.
What happened to your shop?
Did you reach out the street?
No.
Who? Who? I got a pee gasm.
I just got a fucking pee gasm.
We're going to go out and see them.
She's fake?
Yeah, she's definitely fake bro.
Wait, what did she even do?
Hey, the offer's from the table.
She accepted, she accepted it.
You know, I don't give a shit.
All that's how you shut up.
Okay.
Shit, listen. Hey.
She's not like, with the gifted 997.
There's no girls you want in here. You let me know.
I'mma bring it to you.
Okay.
You need help at all, girl?
Nah, I should be good.
Alright, make sure your chair is in the living room.
Yeah, it is right now.
This, this.
Why does it say to go into the bathroom for 11 minutes?
I don't know what I'm saying.
Okay.
Okay.
It's wheelchair accessible.
Is the show going to be started?
Alright.
Chad, I'm going to go shower. I'm going to put it on the wrong stream.
Is Ron's here? I hope he's here.
I'm glad though. How crazy was you scared?
Never gone to bed.
Are you close?
But I gave him like 250 grand wire and that was all that was in my bank.
And I wasn't really making that much money.
That was everything.
I was born on hero. And then I had rent.
I'm blessed, but like, you know what, you know how creators go about when it's like super high, then it's like super low?
It's hard to bounce back, bro. Yeah, but that's how we got to stick together, though
And that's how I usually like this. The more we stick together, the more we move forward
I'm that ass. I
Was saying it earlier. I'm like, they were saying D1, all that shit, but like, but I don't like what that happened
Every time you want to talk a bit about me, you be like,
yo, don't say D1, watch out for Chad Dick Rhymes.
Chad Dick Rhymes, bro.
Come on, can we just like, just cut that out?
Can we just give flowers, like, bro?
I just think you like helping people to a crazy extent
that like, you don't have to, you know what I'm saying?
And like, obviously that's, that's Dick Rhymes.
Like, that sounds Dick Rhymes, but it's like,
even like hosting this, I was talking about it earlier
while we were walking past Curfew,
and I got in trouble by the way, I already did my time.
I was like, it's crazy, it's a whole fucking campus.
It's a whole campus.
How big is this one, correct, the last one?
Crazy, like last year, didn't even get this much.
Like, I don't even know what's happening in this week.
It's gonna be crazy.
Yeah.
It's crazy as fuck.
Wait, are you religious at all?
I mean, yeah, a little bit.
No, you be spamming on God, that's crazy.
It's not bad words, it's like spam it any day.
You spam like.
No, but you can't say on God, though.
Not me, I mean, it's not a lot.
And I've been catching myself losing that too.
I know.
Because guess what?
You gonna be facing facing him one day.
And he gonna pull up all the clips so you can say all about it.
You sure?
He gonna say that, he gonna do it.
Oh, God.
Say it, say it all to him.
On Dylan Kopowski?
What's your name?
Huh?
Carl.
Carl?
Carl, you're gonna do that.
Never know my name.
Nah, I'm gonna give you a show of like,
it's how I feel, right?
Yeah.
Everybody here that's walking this campus
was put on the earth to do something.
I even did that, that's what's put,
like, you gotta think, Dean.
Your whole story is crazy.
You guys are calling Earth to do a specific thing.
I think we all, us as big creators, when we get to one point,
there's no like, I don't know how to describe it,
there's no like, okay, yes, me, me, me.
When you get to the point where I feel like
you have to start inspiring or sharing what you have
with other people.
No, I think you do a good job at it.
I think you know this.
That's why I feel like we all hear it.
That's like, you, are you sad?
You think where you at?
What? I'm not satisfied, but I'm grateful.
I'm grateful, yes.
I need it to like, even with the great too,
I need it to like reflect on everything
and make sure everything's good and I'm grateful.
I ain't gonna lie.
I'm super happy.
I'm literally so happy right now, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Would you say this like so far,
like I know it's not even been a day,
but like this is like up to your standard.
Yes, I don't know.
I think that you know what I'm saying.
I was trying to give you, you know what I'm saying?
Like you not all want to mourn, gang.
I think you'll hear it.
He stays trying to match make me look before.
What?
I'm not just playing QPG like...
Cody doing what Cody does.
What?
I see it, I understand.
Yeah, do it.
He's asking.
Dude, um...
Three questions go tomorrow.
Okay?
Three questions every day.
Get up.
Get your ass out of my office.
Alright.
Ah, I know.
Office is like...
You want a little pizza?
How much money did you make?
I just sold out my office.
Come on.
I got it now.
Come on.
There are your subs.
How many ads?
Alright, come on.
Will you do a Max Ads?
Get your ass out.
Alright.
Should I be doing Max Ads?
Come on, let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Get out!
Get out!
I'll pay for the vet, though.
How about I stay on Dylan Harper?
No, that's not...
All right, well, three questions tomorrow.
Good conversation, bro.
Not a bad sight, man, right there.
Got our guy.
I would've killed him for that pizza.
What?
Oh, what a fucking...
why didn't you fucking eat it?
I don't know what the fuck is a test anymore
I don't know what the fuck
I don't know if I'm getting trolled or not
I don't know what's going on bro
I would have fucking killed that whole box in one bite
Are you crazy?
I literally, I would have fucking strangled someone
for a pleasure if you could write it off
Yeah I just got out
Where is it?
I gave my ass and shit
There we go.
Alright, let's go.
Look at this small ass run.
Look at this small ass go back.
Oh, shit.
We gotta go this way anyway, bro. Please don't.
How does he... how does he...
Not all of us, yeah.
Keep on.
Can he... can he look at us?
I can't tell, is he looking?
Hey, we're out of here!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Is it...
Is he running towards us or is he like, I can't tell?
We gotta go back.
I gotta go sleep, bro.
Shut up, Kai, bro.
That might have been my last life right there, I don't know.
He ran his ass so quick, bro, he's a little straight out of his sleep.
Come on, we're gonna stare at that.
No, I gotta go this way, please.
I gotta go kill the wolf in the park, come on.
He's my last life.
Bro, you ain't crazy, man.
I'm gonna spare you this time.
Alright, can I go in this way?
Come on.
Where's the stairs, bro?
Don't take me here.
Where's the stairs at?
It's around the corner.
Alright, I need you to tap me in.
Can you tap me in?
Come on, let's go right here.
We're going.
I don't know you're the last fucking time right now.
Nah, I got like two hours of me.
I was like five or something like that.
Wait, so you're going live tomorrow?
Yeah, two.
Two?
I go live to recap a little bit, see who's been being a little bad,
hoogie warnings, and actually, I was like really no hoes.
I was thinking about this kid, he's like,
And you funny, right?
I can't even host a little while.
Switzerland can be able to host over $7,000.
I haven't rated somebody since 2023.
Crazy, right?
Yeah, you never rated.
I can't, I can't, I can't rate.
I can't rate.
I rated before he's on.
He never rated me.
But hey, you know, call the church and say, what?
We figure out how to rate people.
You think that all that happened, isn't it?
I mean, you know, come on, buddy.
Come on, it's getting awkward in here.
Yes.
I was asleep.
So you want to see the build-up?
I'm gonna try.
Okay.
I'm going, I'm enjoying it.
Oh, my s***.
My face, oh, fuck.
I'm gonna have a whole lot of home-carts in this house.
I'm sweating.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna get out of here.
Nope.
Come, come, come.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not gonna come.
Come on, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna get my hands on it.
Give me some of that.
Where are they?
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm not going!
Go!
I'm so sorry.
Yes, yes.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
No!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, listen.
Hold that door open.
Complete ruckus.
Make it f***
Shopee Ray.
Shopee Ray.
I know about that.
Make it f*** with it.
Shopee Ray.
Yo, yo come down the hall
You made a friend there with David Logan
He's a hood woman, he's a hood woman
He's a hood woman, he's a hood woman
I'm gonna turn it, yeah
Go to that peice
Now, I'm claiming it
No, I'm winning, I'm winning
Hold on, I'm winning
He's a hood woman
He's a hood woman
He's a hood woman
No, I'm not gonna be waiting
What am I gonna do? I can't get out of this shit
out of this shit you know I'm gonna be honest with you I'm a mind I'm fine
we was eating pizza in his office talking having a good time what do you
even do besides be awesome god damn right here to fly shit you get a cup
of water shit yo I'm going to bed let me just go to bed bro look he's no short
Let me ask the chat.
Oh, ask the chat.
Let me ask the chat.
I can tell you what they're going to say.
Chat, free him or keep him.
What the fuck do you think they're going to say?
Fuck him, man.
That nigga need to go to jail.
Why are you still outside?
And all your boys been locked up.
Hey, you got that screen right there?
You got this.
Little bit, right?
Why not?
I'm gonna go to Jordan right?
Waffle House tomorrow.
Waffle House tomorrow.
Hold on, all of us gotta get Waffle House.
Everybody at the precinct got Waffle House.
All of us Waffle House tomorrow.
We'll get picked up right here.
I want double waffle chicken sausage.
I want the all-star.
The fuck is the all-star?
That's why I came over there.
Name me three things at Waffle House.
We know all five of them.
We just named you three.
It's like the three evolution of Pokemon right here.
No, come on.
No, I couldn't even get there.
You can't even keep it in your car again.
Fucking dumbass.
Well, that's because we fat.
Oh, Joe asked her with just skinny ass.
Hey, cameraman, fucking walk.
The cameraman fucking walked to the precinct.
That's okay man.
That is okay.
Fucking, I just need to hide.
I bet.
No drool, don't worry about it.
Just listen.
See ya, cameraman.
Nice to see you.
Hey, we got both touch here.
Yo, yo, we out, gang.
Let's go streamin'.
We got both touch here, huh?
Let's go streamin', gang.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Ha ha ha!
Hey, two camera man!
Yo!
Oh man!
You're gonna say get your steps and we-
Oh!
What?
We- oh!
You're recording, you're recording me!
What are you doing?
Ha ha ha!
Yo!
Yo, why you recording?
Why you recording again?
Yo, why you recording again?
You're trying to have a recording?
No!
No!
You're trying to have a recording?
No!
Yo!
Yo, he just hit the camera, he's just mad balling you, bro.
Chai clipped out, he definitely hit the camera.
Yo, he just kissed the camera.
You saw that?
No, he hit the camera.
Are they coming, though?
No, they are, they are, they are.
No, they coming.
If you hear, they definitely coming.
They coming.
Watch.
They probably trying to talk it out a little bit, but not.
And when they get here, you finna see them.
OK.
We got his cameraman hostage.
He not a hostage?
Let's make it as our friend right here.
No, no.
Now hostage he gotta come yeah come get his cameraman
You came willing why you go you go you came willing me
If you come over here, we're gonna do exactly so you gotta still come over here
Well, how about he pulls up though, I say you just wait for me to come to with us AC on
That AC inside. I gotta wait for him. Yeah, I gotta wait for him
I gotta actually go back and see if they even took him in for a
How you know they not taking him in because they would have been here don't you think
Or they're on the way to welfare right now, and that's all three of us here
Three all stars right now over easy and then they would have got you
All the
I'll let you out three
Why would I do that to you I wouldn't do that to make sure you are friend
I'm actually getting a call
Yo, it's good
I don't know what the fuck I am.
Okay, okay, uh...
They dropped me off at a random location.
Okay.
I don't know what the fuck I am.
I'm here with the officer, no.
They let him go.
They let you go?
They didn't let you go.
Wait, they didn't let him go?
He's right here, his camera's here.
And we got the phone, where we at?
back over here to the prison man. Yo come bail your camera out. Come bail him out. Come
walk over here and get your camera man. He don't even know where you are. Right? You
don't know where he at. Exactly. So now you gotta come over here and go come check out
your camera man. So just go in the cop car and just come over here. There you go. Alright
we're good. He don't know where you are. And I'm here on my own will too. No. So it's
You can leave I told you but you don't know where he at
But if I find them then it's my problem though if you go you won't probably find them in the other side of the
I wouldn't walk towards those lights. You know what I'm saying can I big catch you?
That's a me problem. You feel me now. You got a really good in there and camera man go to jail too. I believe it
We call it a three camera. We already call three of them lurking out here. I want no trouble. That's the thing
No, you good. Who this oh this girl is still outside
be outside just hang on larger mental cuffs they were cooked last great it's
online great it's online oh that makes sense you want me to do they tell him
pull up and bring the cuffs back bro I don't know what he's doing you just say
come yo I'm gonna wait for him to be fixed oh look I'm right there right here
right here right here he's literally right there that's like him that is him
They're uncuffed and they don't have him go then. Here, run.
Alright, we are. Come on, come on, I'm gonna take you to her.
Safe and sound. I'll bring your cameraman back. Safe and sound.
Look, now your cameraman back. Safe and sound.
I'm not gonna lie. I just told them every single person's room number, bro.
I just ate so much Zaxby's.
What do you mean?
Yo, word to him? I shot him three times a day.
I can swear I can swear it's so humid it's humidity
Yo Max you took a shower
But you took a shower though
I
Hey, hey, man, yeah, the fuck is you doing trying to get through
Actually
No, you're not ready, you're literally ready to die.
What the fuck was that?
Did you end or are you on mobile?
Oh, I'm on mobile.
Are you about to end?
Air freshener.
Oh, I'm not doing it on a server.
I'm not doing it on a server.
Where are you going to get arrested again, where are you going to get arrested again?
I don't think they're even washing me right now.
I don't know if Rem's asleep or not.
We can see you?
Why are y'all putting heart eyes?
Alright, I need more of my Tylenol thingies.
the wrongs walked out.
Turn it, turn it the other way.
Yeah, stop with it. Hard eyes, bruh.
Stop sexualizing me.
Hold on Chad I gotta log into my Twitch.
Wait up I'm leaking my password.
Chad I just stopped Kai in the hallway.
You know what he said to me?
I use the other one.
Get the green one.
Should I stop Kai in the hallway when I was getting out of my shower?
and I walk out of the shower and he's like yo it's completely off-camera he's
like we have a serious problem on campus and I need your help I'm like what is it
he was like the girls won't stop talking about you you're distracting them your
looks are making the girls go crazy and I need you to do something about it I'm
like kind of want me to do it
I can do about that.
It's just so hard, bro, it's hard.
Am I going to have to take a fucking pill with Red Bull right now, Chad?
L, mute, I can't clip it now.
Yeah, rums, unlock our library.
I don't know why you do that.
So I'm gonna be playing Fortnite on this keyboard
and this mouse.
I gotta have one bro can you leave me a stream phone in case I want to go higher up and just
Selfie stick it
And try one
No, what is this chat daddy with hard eyes
I gotta download, I gotta download Hellishate.
what is this chat bro daddy bae daddy this is why I don't want girls to start
flooding my chat bro I'm not trying to be a sex symbol I don't want to be known
for for for my looks but I want to be known for being a sex a sexy guy
I feel like I'm in prison, I literally feel like I'm in prison.
I have no water, no food. I have to sleep on this little ass bed. It's like, yeah, I know.
I gotta find this medicine, girl.
And this fucking desk setup is lowkey- I'm lowkey gonna flip it.
Hold on, Jack. This might fuck some shit up, but I'm gonna do it.
Come on.
good there no it's not because I want to be able to it's to be angled this way
You know, the real thing is you know...
you're doing this to me.
Hold on Jett.
Yo!
Fuck no!
It's bedtime.
What?
Inspection.
Yeah, come in.
You see?
This is dumb.
Does it like all the streamers?
Hurry up!
Put it back up!
Is it like gross?
It's like gross.
Put it back up.
It's not gross.
It's not gross.
It's not gross.
Yeah.
Oh, this is bad.
Jason, I got bad news for you, brother.
What did I just do in there?
I think I just turned my whole stream off.
I don't know what I just did.
You'll put the monitor because the cable doesn't reach around the thing, hold on.
My toilet hurts so bad, I'm not having water.
It's like fucking actual torture.
I mean you prime like $30,000
Okay, wait I got an idea. I'll go like this with the PC in the middle of the desks
Why so to move the desk more
So like I'm gonna push the PC in here push the PC with the desk
Like push the PC this way with the desk
Because I think the PC should go here.
Yeah, like that.
And then move like this.
And then move a little more back like that.
Is that a better shot?
I think that's better.
Okay, I need to find this medicine.
Instagram reading got water
Well my throat hurts so bad
Drill and you haven't drank shit all day. Yeah, I know
I need to get water
Can you
I don't know if you don't like the light.
Check your bed for a cup.
Wait, Jayshaw, did cups come with the place?
Like did we get cups with our bed or no?
Did we get a cup or not?
Just a cup to get water.
So we do have a cup.
Oh my God, we should have a cup.
Do y'all think the cameraman got cups?
Hell no.
I'm going on a solo mission, Jack.
I'm going to have to let you go and raise your appreciation of life with it.
I'm looking for more right now.
Go to sleep. I need to get water. I actually need to just chug a fucking bottle of water.
Wait, why was this not charging?
Oh, wait, is this part of the Wi-Fi or no?
Fuck!
I
Don't show my screen I gotta do this fucking
Like why are you so fucking close to that race cuz I don't want to be a police officer right now
Or you make me look ugly, bro, you know girls are probably watching girls. I have a girlfriend
The cold drink will water until you piss yourself.
Holy shit, I'm fucking struggling right now.
The fucking hallways are empty.
Oh, no.
of
the
You're on using the other door. Yeah, he's in a whole other dorm. Oh, wait, why?
Y'all we're gonna clean his shit
Little suspicious there little suspicious there while you're looking for him
Okay, oh my god, there is a fountain right there. I'm an idiot
What do you mean I'm not I'm just going to get a cup
Oh
Shot from the heavens dear god
God, fucking that was a time.
What you got, man?
What you got?
What you got?
What you got?
You just fucking told me you loved me.
Yeah, but we're not touching.
So how am I gonna tell you about it?
Let me just stand up.
Let me just stand up.
Let me just stand up.
What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna just tell you.
What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you.
Okay, okay.
This is how we're gonna do it.
What are we gonna do?
We need to tell you, we need to make it.
We need to make it.
We need to make that thing do it.
I know that we have to do it, okay?
That's like the first thing you know y'all should actually do is editors. Maybe start fucking cleaning
I still get disrespected by all you motherfuckers, we will go and strike and we will get motherfuckers to run them down in all you-
I mean y'all were basically on strike today.
I don't know on strike, you didn't clean shit.
Okay, uh, Lacey, imagine this, Lacey, imagine this.
You walking out of your room.
Hey bitch, hold on, hold on.
Hey, look what they're saying, I would never say that.
No, no, no, hold on, I would never say that.
Okay, but that's what we're experiencing, bro.
You know what I'm saying? We're not meeting at the end of the day.
King.
I'm saying you can pile it up in a corner in your room.
Well, you can't have size.
You can't have size in your pocket and then just go.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
That's right.
You're still human.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
That's the reason to go.
I do agree.
Come here, children.
The house dirty as shit.
Our niggas not clean.
I see you clean.
One thing is happening.
How's my room work?
Yeah, how are you all doing?
Hey, I'm up.
I got my shoes clean.
Good night.
Show me.
My shoes move forward.
I ain't going to lie because I feel like a shirt
of you is dirty niggas.
You're not us.
I said, I'm not going to let you go out.
Look at the floor.
Yes, I did it.
You're going to let me go out?
Yes.
Is that sound?
Yes.
I see that.
You got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Exactly.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I have a raggy monster.
You're a prime example of a dirty man.
There's no raggy monster.
Look, as soon as it's not, it's not that one.
Actually, it's dirty.
It's just motherfuckers.
You get out of here.
Get out of here.
Is this the room?
Y'all didn't need to help with what?
so
show them all the honor
Ah fuck.
Are you okay?
Can you walk down there?
What happened?
Oh my gosh, there was so many of them.
Alright, I'll be in the sun, I'll be quiet for you.
soon I'll be quiet for you let's go let's figure it out
I just don't have a team now, I don't want to be on the phone.
I don't want to be on the phone.
Let's go ask Kai, come on.
Where is he?
I don't want to be on the phone.
Oh, okay.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Wait, do you know where Kai's at?
He's down here.
He's probably just on the phone.
He's downstairs?
No, no, no, he's down here, but I'm waiting.
He's in there?
You want me to say charge?
No, no, no, because I'm turning on something.
Oh, it's not like on stream?
No, it's on stream.
Oh.
No, it's okay.
So they're saying something.
No, no, no.
No, you know you need to go to bed so you know what I'm gonna take authority
A good friend Yana is locked out of her room can you help her?
Listen, Dean, it wasn't her fault. She went to go to the bathroom accidentally closed the door.
What did you laugh at?
Where the fuck did you go from me?
My mom's vagina?
Okay, I understand that.
I could have seen you would just go to bed.
I was, and then I went to get water and Yana needed help.
You're close to everything you did. I thought you got there.
You got no roommate, right?
Hey Dean, sit down, my wheelchair just died.
Wait, you walk in your room after that?
Yeah.
Are you stressing else?
There's a good little guy here.
Hello?
Please help me.
Hey Dean.
What are you doing?
My wheelchair died.
Hey Dean, Dean, hey Dean.
Do you need to switch your wheelchair?
No, hey Dean, hey Dean, hey Dean.
Dean, my wheelchair died.
You should switch it.
Can you push me?
Yes.
My room's just right up here.
Just right up here, Dean. Thank you.
How was your first day?
It was good. We still got more work to do.
Still got more work to do.
What time is it?
Uh, 3.30.
I still got like two more hours.
There you are.
Two more hours.
Thank you, Dean.
You're not going to sleep till five?
Hey.
You too.
This is you.
Wait.
You get home.
It's fine. Don't worry.
Uh...
Good night, Dean.
Let me know if you want to come in and sleep with me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, no you're good.
No, you sure bro?
I don't even know what I'm doing.
No, I'm gonna have mine on too.
You're gonna get out of here?
Yeah.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
Oh my fucking water bottle.
Oh.
Yana's getting her...
her...
her...
her...
her...
Her, her, her, into her room.
It's black, Ronja.
Finish!
Hold on.
I'm literally pitch black.
Honestly, it feels good.
streamer universe we should it's crazy chat like this first day has been insane
I appreciate all the new people in the stream the fact that we average like 40
50,000 viewers the entire day and day one is insane bro that's crazy a lot of
new people yet a ton of new people shots all the new people in the stream I'm so
tired though that's just draining tomorrow you know it's crazy is today
wasn't even the fool it wasn't even like a fool first day
tomorrow I have we have class we have our first club tomorrow I'm a little
I'm trying to not talk loud because Jay shock is trying to sleep.
What time am I waking up?
What is this?
my pp. Drew is calling you. Yeah Drew? What? Probably be in my room at 9, 9, 15.
Alright, bye.
Shout-out to Amsley Bailstream.
Shout-out to Brian Wakeup around 9, 9.30.
Stay up all night.
Well, I'm actually only gonna get six hours of sleep.
Because I have a dApps class at 10 a.m.
What's your schedule tomorrow?
Oh no.
Where's my schedule?
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
It's in the air.
I told the 1%.
Oh, my God.
Injure has all the tech.
No, Drew took the chargers.
Wait, I might have one.
I might have one.
Wait.
Wait.
I know he did leave me chargers, but I try to have this like, close to me as far as I
know.
I know I'm in the Ms. Breakfast line.
Alright, I'm gonna turn my camera, I think like, this.
And then I'll change my title.
Strykimer University, life of five days straight.
Sleeping.
Currently.
I'm awake at the A.M. E.S.T.
I did brush the teeth when I showered.
Is it bad if I just put everything under the bench on it?
This is really what I used to do when I was young, I would tell them to clean by the way.
Okay mom, you just take everything and just throw it out of my bed and it's all positive.
I'm excited to go make out with my cousin again.
My water bottle arch every morning my water bottle and then I'm coming back
Yeah, I think we're outside where you were.
Have you all heard of emergency?
and start flicking slinging my dick around.
Yes. Chad, this right here, we are in our snake.
In meal plus emergency 1,000 milliliters.
Get this bitch out.
Jumping in your water.
6 7, 6 7, Madagascar, Madagascar, 6 7, and then you just chop the fish.
It doesn't taste good, but we were sick.
It's like a healing potion in the sweat of it.
You're like, you're at a dinner, and your uncle just starts sucking on your noodles and twisting
I'll get him up in two girls.
Two pills, and it's time for my jet.
Hey, I'll be awake at 10 AM PST for day two of streaming.
We have an actual class to watch at.
Yeah, but I actually don't know what that is for.
This is my own vengeance.
It's okay.
I can only tell you two.
Okay, follow the hell out of me.
Is that a fucking bear with me?
Wait, rubs are your soul and shattered rubs?
I'll be right back.
Hey, what's up, I already have one move.
Last time I did some streams, no, it clicked me farting in the middle of the night and
posting the call to God doing it this time.
If I didn't shake the party the whole night, we're not doing this.
Shit. Got it, got it.
You think you're getting a good place to be a person?
You are right.
Good enough?
Anything on this?
I can't hear a word you're saying.
All you got to say is you're kidding me.
Oh, you got your cheater legs.
You got your cheater legs turned down.
Huh?
Thumbs up.
That's good.
Ding dong, bitch.
Ding dong, bitch.
But what's that?
You want them?
Not me.
Not me.
I'm sorry.
What?
It's got a cheater legs turned down.
Then holy shit.
I'm not letting you explain it to me.
I can't hear you.
What's this whole time you couldn't hear me?
That's the way you are.
Your champion is Chico.
I can't say everything because I want you to hear me.
Oh, I'm fucking tired of languages.
But it's actually Chico.
You wish I could go back?
I'll look through this map.
I can't try.
Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to try.
I'm gonna try fucking hell.
This is a nightmare.
Fuck it.
You know what you're saying? Some sweet child.
The education was hard.
It changed you.
Yep.
You're the first.
It's hard to do a fucking world where you see floods.
You know what I'm saying?
You see, you're terrified.
You got to put your son in the right place, okay?
I'm gonna give a fucking scene to the son.
What is in my pillowcase?
What the fuck is a toe in my pillowcase, dawg?
There's Joe in a fucking normal quality fucking toe in my toe case.
Stay right at the two rocks.
What the hell are you doing?
Stay straight, Jack.
I do not.
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I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
It's a state of conflict by man breaking up.
Fucking dead.
It's sick.
It's sick.
There's nothing wrong with it.
It's sick.
There's nothing wrong with it.
What happened to your song?
You haven't provided a chat.
Oh yeah.
You got class today.
Hey, you guys are class today, right?
Me?
We do.
We're class.
We got class in a couple.
No, we got class in a couple.
Yeah, exactly.
What do you mean?
Is there still that?
Is there still that?
Where is this school?
Where does that mean?
Is it in the middle of the school?
So that you can get into school.
Oh, first block start until you know
where the young ladies are.
So let's move through.
So we'll start with the boxing.
So we'll start with the boxing.
So we'll start with the boxing.
So we'll start with the boxing.
You know what I mean.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
I'm just going to be quiet.
Actually, be careful.
Excuse me.
How's your dad?
How's your dad's health?
My gosh, you didn't even let me try to cook.
I'm just trying to prove everyone else.
I'll leave this here.
I wish I could just spot Duke every single day, but I'm not interested in giving me brain
power.
Like
It's your little brain power for your class
What injustice is Jason my first
But how drew to wake that ass up Jews not awake my two kid guys not awake
All you need is to complete
There's a 30 all you complete
I have to sleep and I'm at tonight
Hey, at least don't let me do that. Hey, you know a boot party trick
Who party or karaoke? Oh
with the bros
Marlin
St. Louis Duke Dami
Yo, that's not a lot. It's crazy. That's a crazy. I feel like there's a little bit of us like
Not that, not him.
Just choose some brain power, man.
Nah, not right off the wick, dude.
That's actually very surprising.
No, I'm not even kidding.
Ten, thirty.
Like, bro, you think Lace is awake?
Nope.
How is John to ask the first person to wake up?
I'm gonna get a tweet in the mess, huh?
I gotta do this shit, bro.
Wake up, yonder. Wake up, Molly.
No, no, no.
Y'all think I'm the fucking wake up police, dude?
Hey, bro, I did it. I already had it.
I hope it, bro.
Y'all think I'm the fucking wake up police, dude?
So is it like phone time or friend time?
I'm just checking out the world, bro.
We don't check out our world. We go to class.
And we ask you...
It was you that slept?
How did you not sleep, Chick?
Nah, I slept for like four, three, four hours.
Yo, what's going on with someone dead that seems to be swarming?
I mean, bro, I'm used to it.
Oh my God, bro, this bed feels nice.
I'm about to, I'm about to do it, bro.
So, yeah, I did it with me.
Where are you going?
I'm about to go explore and say hi to my classmates.
Okay.
Like, I'm not even kidding.
You pissed me off.
What the fuck, bro?
Like, I'm ready for SU day two!
I'm gonna make her true.
SU...
Where's Jason? Where are you?
Jason!
Peace.
Yo, how did you sleep in this room? It smells like shit.
I can smell it.
I can smell it either.
I'm still in a band of life already.
Hey, bruh, it's like...
You fucking dork.
You're the nerd.
Bro, what is Duke gonna make me do, bruh?
Go fuck you. No, don't say that bro. That's my guy, bro. That's my twin
Bro wait, what's my jimper? Oh, I have a I have
Wait, I don't answer. I don't have class with any of you guys today
We look best together at all like why the fuck would Kai make me go to Duke Dennis
I don't know what and then right after bro. I'm going to rage
I'm not going to these classes.
Um, y'all are just bad students.
What is this study hall free block?
What the fuck do you need to do whatever you want?
You can go to a different class, you can go to a club.
You got a cafeteria?
You got a cafeteria, you can go wherever you want.
Do they have food in there or no?
No, you can wake up and just think about fucking food?
Oh yeah, that's how breakfast works.
Bro, your past breakfast.
I'm not going to a different class.
I'm not going to a different class.
I'm not going to a different class.
Breakfast works. Bro your past breakfast breakfast is done. Yes, so
Lacey you have to go to class or you get detention
You know, bro me and Kyra even pizza last time
Yeah, I was actually watching there was like
Oh, um, I got brand elevation. That's me
That's him. Yeah, I'll see you there, bro. Where's the Billy? Wait, we're so key
Yeah, he has a gaps class of 10.
Yeah, he has a gap class of 10.
Wait, Dylan? Is it this building?
Yeah, I think so.
Wait, get up. We're in gap class.
Oh, fuck.
You're getting body bias.
Wait, is it in this building?
It's just in this building.
I don't know. I gotta go with the next guy.
I got a call. He's already...
Bro, call him up, bro. Tell him to his job.
No.
the best camera man right now bro. Is it on? No, it's not. Hey bro, I'm going to go
have breakfast. Come on. Yo, Lays. How you feeling right now, bro? Hey Lays, it's time
Fucking work buddy. Well, you can't move what happened
Me fucking too, bro. Um, we have class apparently at 10 a.m. So we're not basket
Yeah, I got you I can be on I could be on Jason's ingest but when you can when can you wake up you think
I
You know try to come with positive good energy we see Duke beginning of the day so life might not be too bad
Go catch a ria
A bastard, a bastard, you don't see me say that.
The words here, what do you say?
I'm gonna let Lays take his time, bro.
Lays needs to take like 30 minutes to...
You have to get ready to count, Terry.
Uh, you have to, like, roll.
I just had my 950.
Yeah.
I'm about to go.
950?
Huh?
I just want their stuff right there.
They're still breakfast.
No, no, no, 950.
950 is almost 950.
We got to go.
I know your head still smells.
I think I'm going to go get something.
All right.
Just listen.
There's no way you can shit call us.
You want to come with us to get something?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll get rid of this.
Get rid of it.
Click on start once.
No, this is the free shot.
Oh, shit.
How do I make it rid of okay?
How many blinkers y'all off brother ladies is pride ladies pie somehow found we
What if you press I just click the X I X that violence
I think it'll be no forever off forever until you until you know unless you get a warning or
Well, how will I know if I have to switch it back?
Asher viewers
I'm only going I'm dead ass only
What
Bro, you saw the game yesterday?
Hello, John.
I'm gonna hold on.
I hate England, but that's your crazy name?
That's your crazy name?
Oh, you were watching Middler, didn't you think she was?
Oh, yeah, it was you.
I was right next to you for God, I'm not the ass bastard.
Call me a fucking bastard.
I have a loving father.
You're a fucking bastard.
So, you don't even remember talking about me though, right?
Wow, that's my unique or special, bro.
What the fuck, bro?
They should just piss me off.
What do you do?
This fucking pig, he's wearing a cardigan.
Dude, it is so hot.
Oh, not at all.
It's gotta have to be going to fucking school.
Do you only have a uniform on?
The fuck?
I'm not a librarian.
You can't go to school like this.
This is embarrassing.
I see you're here to come upstairs.
I ain't gonna put up a fit.
Oh, my god.
Ew.
What the hell, this is animal fucking, you just can't get this into the bed.
What is a fucking bed in that?
Alright, you want me to wheel you around, bro?
No, I still got to wake up and fucking brush my teeth.
Bro, fuck that shit.
I said that too much already, bro.
Dude, what?
I'm gonna go to the hallway and ask you to touch me a little bit.
Fuck that nerd bastard.
No, shut up.
I'm a fucking bastard.
Fuck, fuck.
Split that little shit
No, we've got an SU saw to sort of
That's going straight to growl, bro. Yeah, I'm getting my money's worth
I'm gonna tell you about this shit
Go straight on the top
Alright, let's go, man
Wait for the time
Oh, there's been a long fucking time now
Wow, are you like a disabled baby?
Yes, he's been literally fucking like extra time
Oh, tell Drew he's gotta wake up before you
He's not here
Where is he?
Whoa, is that trying to fuck with me?
I see you sitting like this, like you want to get fucked.
Yo guys, I'm not about to put on a uniform or I'm about to go to fucking gym.
It's either a uniform or a gym, make your decision.
I can't wear my fucking cargo pants.
I can't wear my cargo pants, bro.
Because you gave me a fucking 2XL.
It doesn't fit my body.
No shot, he gave me a 2XL.
Why the fuck you do that?
I don't know.
You know, no bullshit.
Jesse doesn't live in Rome.
No bullshit.
Drake, the Drake shit.
Bro, they gave me an extra large.
No.
Yes.
Bro, they cut your sizes.
We submitted our sizes.
Hey, bro.
From good boy to bad boy.
What are you, a fucking vampire?
You know, bro.
Yo, that'll be great.
Lacey forgot to turn in his homework.
Not doing homework, bro.
to wait imagine we don't work we can't walk the stage you can't get a fucking
dog in the semester
well I look like a fucking train wreck yes I do
You look like a bad boy. You look like a fucking bastard.
Now call me fucking bastard, I would rather love you father.
Yo, you really are the strongest of you.
You're the strongest of you.
Yo, you especially really like to call me, ugh.
I feel like, I feel like a, I feel like I'm like a car for fucking shit.
The office, she kinda looks like Brissy.
I'm not showering, I showered last night.
I'm not showering you, I'm just, I'm not gonna have a shower for the rest of my life.
We get out the SU stingy.
I thought I knew you said it.
Keep all the bullies away.
Bro, could he get a brand new behind-the-scenes today?
Fucks.
Can we start a budget then?
I don't remember. I'm not trying to fuck the cusses.
I was trying to get a yo-cutting on a shoe shop
when we got out of basketball.
First day of school.
I'm gonna smack the ball out of my head.
He's a fucking bully, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm not serious.
I'm not gonna pick up the next time I see this.
I'm sure you were asleep on that day too.
I'd be delighted to see that.
I'm dead out of sleep at school.
Day two.
My face is red.
Come on, play.
Are you throwing me out?
Yeah.
Just go without me.
It's going to take me a while to go wheel to the bathroom, wash my face, wash my hair, wash my teeth.
Just give me a minute.
I'll just meet you guys there.
Hold on, I'm not trying to eat.
L title, L mods.
Shout out to me back in literally one minute.
Shout out to me back.