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07-21-2026 · 6h 28m
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We got a high train!
My name with the 10 get him dead!
Can you not touch my face?
Get out of my face!
I'm a faggot!
I'm a faggot!
I'm a faggot!
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Yo, what's going on, what's going on, what's going on, what's going on, what's going on.
How we feeling, Chad?
How's everybody feeling?
I feel so good to be back.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm a little sad.
I'm a little sad being a not as streamer you,
but it does feel good to be back at home.
I'll tell you that stuff in my bed last night
and it felt really good.
King offside thunder and rain.
It's not thunder and raining.
You wanted to leave.
No, here's the thing.
I didn't want to leave streamer you.
streamer you, I just wanted to be in, in, in, in better living
conditions. If that may, like, like, if I could have my
bedroom at streamer you, I would be able to stay there in
stream 24 seven for an entire month straight. Oh God, I
could have if I could have my bedroom, my bed, my, honestly,
I don't even need my own room. I was chilling with J
shock as my roommate. Um, if I could have had all that and
stay to streamer you, I would have done it. But sleeping
on that little tiny ass college bed, having to share bathrooms,
you know, definitely not the most ideal living situation.
But if I had my own room at Sheree,
my dead ass would be able to live there permanently.
But how are y'all doing, bro?
How are y'all doing?
It's 115 degrees in Arkansas.
Say, oh, God.
Oh my God, 115 is kind of crazy.
Um, that's kind of crazy.
Well, yeah, actually, we're back in LA, finally, sleeping in my own bed at my setup.
And honestly, it's, it's, uh, I'm getting a little nervous.
I'm getting a little scared because now that streamer use over next, next feet.
The next thing that I have to do is get surgery and I'm getting surgery in
10 in two weeks two weeks from today. I'm getting surgery
So
I'm very very nervous. I'm actually super scared. I've never gotten surgery in my entire life
And I actually got a call with the surgeon yesterday about all the pain medication
I'm gonna be on for like a whole month. He's good. Yo chat is do say he's putting me on percussets
I'm going to be on Percocet.
I'm going to be honest.
I have an addicted personality.
If I start popping perks for a month straight, my dead ass might get addicted to perks.
But StreamerU gave me an outlook.
So as you guys know, I get surgery in two weeks, and I was a little worried about content when
I get the surgery, you know, about sticking strictly to desktop, there is going to be a
lot of desktop.
But I talked to Rage, and I also talked to Amhigh a little bit about me doing a spinoff
in a part two of Rage's caretaker series.
So once I get surgery, I am officially doing a caretaker series of my own, where I am going
to be having smaller creators come and take care of me for a day each.
Now the reason Streamer University gave me a little different idea is because I want
to do people that were at Streamer University.
I want to pick some people who I felt I bonded with, I connected with to come to LA, obviously
I'll pay for their flights.
They'll come out here and them take care of me for a day.
So I already obviously have a lot of people in mind.
I want Jay Shock to come out for a day and take care of me.
I want Haskell already here.
I would love Haskell to do it, even
though he might fucking kill me.
I would love Gio to come out.
A lot of people that I think would be cool.
Yeah, so and also, of course, we have to have rage.
I gotta have rage take care of me for a day.
So I'm a mix, you know, I'm a mix.
I'm a mix like creators that smaller creators,
bigger creators, everywhere.
Because people from streamer,
you all wanna have come take care of me.
But that's my plan right now as the surgery approaches.
And I'm very fucking scared.
I'm very, very scared.
Have Billzo come.
Yo, Billzo, you think I want Billzo,
but like, I'm gonna die.
I'm literally gonna die.
I mean if y'all know would be down to be my caretaker for a day
I don't know if y'all know will be down, but if y'all know be down
I would love y'all to come on take care of me for a day
But I'm probably gonna be in a lot of pain. I'm gonna be off the drugs probably gonna be a little fucking loopy
It's not gonna be it's not gonna be good. I feel like I'm gonna be a little destroyed honestly
Wardrobe yes, of course, I'd love to have wardrobe Tatum would be great for sure
Uh, summer baby, he's just gonna shoot me with a fucking gun.
He'll just dump like hot sauce on me, bro.
But yeah, I'll hit up a bunch of people, I'll hit up a bunch of people, bro.
I'll hit up a bunch of people.
Have Cutty come.
I'm not sure, we got a lot to talk about.
We dead ass got a lot to talk about.
So should I get into reaction?
Should I just start fucking rambling, yapping?
Should I start rambling, yapping, or should I just get, like, should I get into
I'm going to be honest, I haven't even promoted the thread and there's already 140 things in
the threads, bro.
140 things in the thread already.
And I haven't even like posted it yet.
So we have a shit ton of reactions, dude.
Like a lot of reactions.
A lot of reactions.
But I don't know, are there any questions
that you guys want me to specifically answer
or talk about regarding StreamerU?
I didn't really get to talk about anything
because it was just constant going, going, going, going.
Like, I was just IRL the whole time.
No, just do reactions.
Can you restart your stream?
I'm late.
So you want me to restart my stream for everybody
just because you're seven minutes late.
Are we serious, dude?
Summer babies throwing hot sauce at people.
Yo, how's it?
Like, where is he in a public park?
Throwing hot sauce and shooting people with Orbeez guns?
How's that even possible?
Streamer, you ended yet two days ago.
How's he still in wars?
Phantom coming.
So it's going to be one of these things.
It's going to be one of these things where y'all spam
Phantom.
Deed is coming.
Have you fixed your phone yet?
OK, good question.
I took my phone yesterday to a phone repair shop.
So funny story, actually.
Very funny story.
And to whoever at Stringer U did this, you're a weirdo,
like a genuine weirdo.
I go to get on my flight yesterday to come home
and I opened my duffel bag and my wallet's gone.
Yeah, so I didn't have a passport or an ID.
My wallet was stolen at Stringer U.
And we made sure, I didn't leave it behind
because it was in my, it was in my duffel bag
the entire time I was there.
So my wallet is gone and that includes my passport.
So when I got to the airport and I got to security
and I go looking for my passport,
all I have is my passport holder, everything and it's gone.
Like just an empty passport holder.
My passport's gone, card, it's gone.
So that's how I know I didn't find, lose it
because I still have the passport holder.
So we get to the security date
and I have to go into the back,
answer a bunch of questions to confirm my identity.
And now I don't have a passport or ID or anything.
But luckily I got through the flight.
They were chill at the airport.
Like they just asked me a bunch of questions
like my social security number, address, a bunch of stuff.
But yeah, someone stole my stuff inside my wallet.
Which, I mean, I left my dorm unlocked,
But like, I just didn't think that would happen.
What if I have to use my phone?
Yeah, so what if I have to use my phone?
So then I go to AT&T and I'm like,
hey, I have insurance, my phone is broken.
They're like, okay, can we see ID?
Can you see ID?
Okay.
Yeah, so I don't have an ID.
They're like, okay, do you have a passport?
Okay, no, my passport and ID was stolen.
They're like, I have a picture of it.
They're like, we need it in physical form.
So I'm like, okay, fine.
I don't have it.
They're like, okay, there's one other way we can verify this.
And I'm like, okay, how?
He's like, we're gonna send you a text message
and you can upload your ID to it.
I'm like, okay, where are you gonna send the text message to?
I'm here to fix my phone.
Like, what are we talking about?
How are you gonna send a message to my broken phone?
And I'm just in this, I'm in a loop now.
I'm in a loop.
He's like, oh, the guy's like, well,
if you don't have ID, the only way to bypass it
is to verify it on your phone.
I'm like, okay, but my phone's broken.
So now I'm sitting here, no phone, no passport, no ID,
I can't do anything.
I literally can't do anything.
So I say to the guy, I'm like, okay, can I buy a new phone?
I'll pay $1,000, I'll buy a new phone,
can I swap my SIM card over?
He's like, yeah, we just need to verify your ID first.
Man, what the fuck?
Like, bro, I'm literally sitting here acting like
I'm in an uns...
Like, I can't do anything.
So I can't buy a new phone.
He's like, the only thing you can do is open a new account.
I'm like, all right.
So this is what I say.
I'm like, all right, I'll open a new account.
So now I'm sitting here like, damn,
I gotta get a whole new phone.
I'm gonna have to get a whole new phone number.
Let me open a new account.
He goes through all this information, asks me for my name.
I tell him my name.
Ask me for my address.
My address takes about 10 minutes.
Then at the end, you know what he says to me?
We just need your ID to verify your new account.
I swear to God, I'm gonna start throwing hands.
I almost started throwing hands, bro.
So now I can't make a new account.
So then finally, after 30 minutes, he recommends, oh, by the way, we see you have insurance
on your account.
If you don't want to get a new phone, you can just take your phone to the support center
down the street and they can fix it for you.
So I'm like, okay.
And I'm like, do you need ID for that?
He's like, no, he's like, no,
I could just print you out a receipt.
I'm like, bro, I've spent this whole time,
this entire time, you could have just sent me down the street
to this phone fixing center and had me fix my phone.
But it is what it is.
So I took my phone down and I got it fixed.
Well, I gave to the guy and they called me this morning
and he said that it's gonna take a little longer
than expected because of how much damage
was done to my phone.
He said he doesn't know, he said he doesn't know
what I did to it, but there's like frame damage
and there's also internal damage or some shit.
So yeah, my phone is getting fixed.
It's all, it's ready to be picked up in like two hours.
So I'm gonna go on stream and pick it up.
L ads.
Jack, if you don't want ads,
all you gotta do is sub, bro.
Oh, it's $5.
It's $5, all you have to do is sub,
or you can sub for free with Prime.
Red men with the 10, gifted!
Thomas, thank you for the thousand bitties,
thank you for the thousand bitties,
thank you for the thousand bitties.
But yeah, that's what happened with the phone situation.
But luckily it was free, because I have insurance.
Big foot shrimp, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you for the five gifted.
Holy shit.
Um, can you talk about the plane? Wait, what about the plane?
Joan, stop with the five gift. Thank you for the five. Oh the Valkyrie. All right, I'm gonna explain this to you.
I saw this. I saw this. I saw this.
Wait, I'll leave it on the clip.
This right here.
Valkyrie and Lacey were on the same flight back to LA and she said he did not wake up
when the plane landed and everyone was getting off.
And dude, everyone is so tired.
Everyone is so tired.
The plane landed and Lacey couldn't wake up.
And so I told, like the lady next to me,
I was sitting next to me and she was like,
cause he was sitting across the aisle.
The lady next to me was like,
so much to wake him up.
Because like people were going past him to like leave us.
It's not enough food.
Who just said I was in a food coma?
I was not in a food coma.
I could never see someone more knocked up.
I was actually worried.
I was like, is he dead?
Like what happened?
And so I like tapped his shoulder and he didn't move.
And so I went to the flight attendant and I was like,
hey, he's still sleeping.
Someone's gotta wake him up.
Oh, so guys, first off, I was not on any drugs, okay?
I saw people saying that I was on drugs.
I did not pop drugs before I went on my flight.
What happened was I was alive for five days straight,
Going to bed at 5 a.m. Then waking up at 8 30
So I was streaming for 20 hours and then getting maybe three hours of sleep and then on the last night when I ended
I had to pack and I had to leave for my flight. So I got zero sleep that night. So I'm gonna be honest
I popped a melatonin I
Went on the flight and before the flight even took off I fell asleep. I
I don't even remember the flight taking off and then all I remember is the airplane lady,
like what other people call who go around and give you snacks and water and like make sure
the plane's safe, the flight attendant.
All I remember is the flight attendant tapping me on the shoulder and me waking up and I
was the only person on the plane.
I was the last, I'm not kidding, I thought I was in a horror film.
woke up and I looked around and there was no one else on the plane like it was
actually scary but yeah I slept I slept all the way but I thought I was just so
tired dude I also saw another clip um maybe it'll be in the thread though maybe
it'll be the threat but yeah that's why I was still asleep on that flag I was
just I was just exhausted I was just really tired and then I came back home
when I slept, I took a nap too, to aim high.
Three is literally P-Poyer.
Let me go through the thread.
Let me go through the thread.
All right, thread time, thread time, thread time,
thread time, thread time.
Also Chad, we are doing a big P-O-Box opening today.
What about Drew?
I don't, Drew, Drew got off the plane.
Drew got off the plane.
I think he was waiting for me because when I woke up, I had a text message from Drew that said, uh, your wheelchairs here and it said eight minutes ago, so I'm pretty sure Drew is just waiting for me. I don't know though.
Okay, let's get into the threat of reactions. Lacey, wow. Streamer, you was incredible. You not only looked as good as ever, but you were so entertaining to watch. You averaged 40k viewers the whole time.
You produce the best content while being crippled. No one should hate on you. You look so good and healthy. Love you. Thank you
Thank you so much. Not genuinely. You know what? You know a jump work. Generally. Thank you, bro
They even tell me I look good and thank you for thank you. Thank you for this nice message
Paid tweet so you got so so I so you guys I paid this guy to tweet this. No
It's just a nice guy
Lacey's funniest streamer you moments
Fuckin' suck at your jobs!
Fuckin' lock you up!
What do you want?
You don't have a locker?
You don't have a wonder shirt?
Do you guys think that I would have had a cop if I didn't get hurt?
Do you think I had to change that?
This is not funny by the way!
If you laugh at this, you're evil.
This shit actually hurts.
Because Marlin was leaning on the back of the wheelchair
and I was leaning forward.
So then when he let go of the wheelchair watch,
you can see him let go.
He lets go and then I just fucking...
Oh, I think I got an excuse.
Hey, don't do this, man.
No, don't do this.
Hey, if you got a problem, take it up on me.
Motherfucker, who the fuck is this?
I don't fucking care.
It's a little leg bitch.
Yo, I'm really watching this.
Dude, PD did not run this campus.
Kai did not run this campus.
I ran this campus.
Everybody was scared of me.
I told people what was valid and what was not valid.
I ran this shit.
I was literally the school bully.
All right, that's all I know.
Basie, get up!
Get up!
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
No, no, no!
All right, that's all right, that's all right.
Come on, take my goddamn stuff.
Yeah, hobble, hobble, hobble, please!
Ice.
What's going on here?
This is a really bad series of clips after I say that.
I'll be fast.
I'll be fast.
What the fuck is he?
What the fuck is he?
What the fuck is he?
How is he always there?
I swear, I would be doing something random.
I'd look to my left and Kai would just
pop out the shaggy horse.
Taking my snacks.
What the fuck is going on?
So if I take my backwards and lay on his bed,
would I be wrong?
What?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Shit.
Stop running!
Come here!
Come here, motherfucker.
What should we do about it?
God, bro.
Okay, these clips make it look like I got bitched.
All right.
I did not get bitched on this campus.
Shit!
Shut the fuck up!
7 AM, I have fitness boot camp tomorrow?
Cannot go to that.
Breakfast, eight o'clock, definitely gonna get that.
Oh, there's also one thing I wanted to say
that I haven't gotten to say yet.
Obviously I troll a lot, especially with Drew,
but I wanna give the biggest shout out
to all the camera men at Strummer University.
Every single person who held a camera,
who was there setting up production,
that was, you guys gotta understand,
they, all these camera men were holding cameras,
holding probably 20 to 40 pounds of equipment in a backpack
and IRL walking around in 100 degree weather
for 15 plus hours a day.
And they also had, in my opinion,
the worst sleeping and living conditions possible.
Their beds literally looked like jail cells,
like they didn't have, they literally didn't have shit.
So big shout out to all the camera men
that were there, none of it,
none of Shreemer U would be possible
without the camera men.
Drew told me that on his phone, he walked over 50 miles
in the days we were at StreamerU, which is,
Drew walked over two marathons.
So I don't know how that was, because I was obviously
rolling around.
But big shout out to them and big shout to Drew.
I haven't told Drew this, but I'm
going to be giving Drew $5,000 extra for cameramaning
at StreamerU.
So Drew, if you're seeing this, you're
and $5,000 bonus for those four days
that you were cameramaning.
Just because, can't remember destroyed, bro.
And with the amount of money that I made at Shreemryu,
you know, it wouldn't have been possible
without having Drew there holding the camera.
So that's like, that's like 50% of it.
So I'm gonna be giving Drew $5,000 for that.
Rums, I'm gonna be giving you $2,000
because you were on the toolkit,
but you weren't walking around,
you were literally just getting to watch a stream
and toolkit.
And half the time, honestly,
Rums you weren't even there, you're a sack of shit.
So, Rums, I'm gonna give you $2,000, okay?
And I'm also gonna be giving my TikTok editor
Swipers $1,500 bonus.
So, everybody who is working for me,
you're getting a bonus, okay?
Because y'all all put in pain.
My TikTok, my TikTok, I'm pretty sure
Swiper's posted the stats.
This is just my personal TikTok from, hold on.
If anybody falls asleep in my,
This is just my personal TikTok over those four days,
86 million views.
To put that into perspective,
this amount of views,
I'm pretty sure is half of what I got
during the entire 30-day sabbathol.
Now that brings me to clippers, clippers.
My clippers over streamer you with my hashtag generated over a billion views
one billion views
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Do you understand how crazy that is?
The amount of clips is like ridiculous, bro
I added 2.5K to the Clippers.
So just for the Streamer University, four days, the Clippers got a 12.5K campaign for them.
But moving forward for Clippers, it's going to be $25,000 a month to all Clippers.
So if you're a Clipper, join the Clipping Discord.
My mods will spam it up and you can get paid in a lump of $25,000 every month just
for posting clips in me on TikTok, Instagram, YouTube,
Shorts, anywhere.
But, well, there's some clippers who this month,
just from me, will probably make five to 10K clipping,
which is crazy to think about.
But if you're a clipper and you make that every month,
you're making like a teacher's salary
just by posting clips, which is ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
But shout out to all my clippers out there.
You guys are actually the goats.
You guys went fucking crazy for sure.
Actually crazy
Your vaude has 22 million views yeah, not everything went insane everything went insane
Okay, Silky's basketball stats skills have somehow worsened from creator lead
Silky got zero point zero rebounds and zero assists. I mean like genuinely. What does he do?
I've seen Silky play in four basketball games and he he average Silky's like this is a real statistic by the way
Silky's average statistic is 0-0 and 0.
We actually might have to start calling doing nothing the Silky special because he is literally out
out there running errands, bro.
He's just doing straight cardio.
He is trash.
He's trash.
And then we'll go out on the court outside of the backyard
and he'll be like, oh no, I can't play hard.
I got a big game coming up.
A big game to do what?
But he doesn't do anything, bro.
If I was on that court, oh my,
yo, I'm not even sure what it is.
Y'all can say whatever you want.
With the way I play basketball,
my fundamental game sense in basketball
If I was out on that Schroeder University court,
I'm probably dropping 15 points.
I'd say, I'd say 10 assists and five rebounds.
And I would bet money on that stat line.
I would bet money on my own stat line.
That's the stat line that I would put up
on some like Russell Westbrook type shit.
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You're Jesus with the five gifted what the fuck
I'm knit with the five gifted and with the five Cheryl with the five. Yo, what the hell?
We got a level 11 treasured rain
This shit looking like a sabbathon this shit is looking like a sabbathon charm fee with the five gifted
Should I do a spin the wheel check
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, ow!
You all?
Light Moon with the 100 Gifted!
Oh my God!
Dr. Brianna, Dr. Brianna with the five gifted.
Wait, are you actually a doctor?
Yo, what the hell we have a level 16 treasure where the odds I get a 35% off treasure drain right now
Thank you for the hundred bomb light moon. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Oh my goodness
Hey that's bad with the five gifted appreciate ya
I'm not going to line the Dean.
The Dean's a bully, bro.
You know what I realized?
The Dean is dead.
The Dean, dead ass, gives students detentions.
He does stuff that he would be given detentions for.
Like 99% of the shit that this evil Dean did
is shit that he would give other students detentions for.
He's a evil Dean, bro.
I'm so sorry.
Maroc, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Jay West, thank you for the five gifted.
We have a level 16 treasure train right now.
Holy fuck.
Hey, it was your, hey, it was your right!
I was like, Brad, I'm shit, I'm the fucking wheelchair.
Lacey needs a wheelchair, he's in pain.
Thank you.
And he's like, my rib is broken.
My rib is broken.
I was like, Brad, what the fuck, now get out.
Let me give Lacey his fucking wheelchair.
but I actually was lucky you had it.
I'm gonna be so on it.
No, it's because it's electric.
You gotta push it.
Your brain's just like, uh, uh, but yeah.
Um, I didn't know that.
Nah, shout out, shout out Aisha for helping me,
um, forget my wheelchair back.
I actually appreciate that a lot.
No, everybody else is just running around trolling.
I'm on a ground in pain.
And she was like the only person
who actually went out of her way
and got me, got my wheelchair back.
So I appreciate that a lot.
I said thank you to her in person,
but maybe thank my subs.
Yo, Barack, thank you for another 20 gifted
in John D210 with the five gifted.
Thank you guys for all the subs.
We're almost at 17K, goaded.
Top Twitch streamers this past weekend.
Hollywood Jake number one, stable Ronaldo number two,
Lacey number three, Kaisa Nat number four,
K-drault number five, Jason six, Diana seven,
Canal eight, Max nine, and Wardrobe 10.
Oh, shit.
This is lit, bro, we were number three, that's crazy.
Diana was that streamer, you know she wasn't.
But rock, thank you for the 10 gifted.
W10.
third is crazy at third is nuts man we it was that this weekend was in yeah I was on
what is this Eden Ross confirms his fat camp so yeah chat I was on three trips three
trips in the past month so yes you guys are in fat camp and you're gonna branders
back to back all right and you know I'll pop out the door you know we do some streams
of shit you know what I mean yeah chat fat camp is happening um so um he said
August. Bro, the thing is, I plan to do this before I got re-injured and had to get surgery.
Andrew, thank you for the five gift aid. I got to hit him. I got to hit him. I got to hit him.
All right, bro, after that performance and streamer you, maybe the Lacey appreciation
that isn't that bad, you can have it. Oh my God, I forgot. Little update. Little update.
I got a text last night, chat, and you'll never guess who texted me. You'll never guess
who texted me. Take a guess. Drake texted me. Yes, that's right. Drake texted me last night
and he said, yo Lacey, super excited for July 23rd. Lacey Appreciation Day is gonna go crazy.
That's what he said. So it is locked in. It is confirmed. Lacey Appreciation Day
is going to be July 23rd.
Basically, the rules are everybody
has to throw something on the grill.
So if you're out there in the world,
you've got to post a video of yourself
throwing something on the grill for Lacey Appreciation Day
and post it.
I'm obviously going to throw something on the grill.
And then it's the 24th.
Wait, is it the 23rd or 24th?
What day is that holiday?
Oh, Lacey Appreciation Day is an annual community event,
typically celebrated on July 24th.
The holiday is celebrated as an official day
dedicated to fans, friends, and the online community
to shower content creator Lacey
with subscriptions, donations, gifts, and appreciation.
Thank you, Google.
I officially have a holiday.
I officially legitimately have an annual holiday.
That is sick.
So yes, it's official, July 24th, Lacey Appreciation Day.
Everybody in the world, if you are seeing this,
you have to upload a video
of you throwing something on the grill
and tag me for Lacey Appreciation Day.
And I will of course be live all of July 24th.
And the rules are,
Everybody in the chat has to be nice to me the entire day.
You're not allowed to call me fat.
You're not allowed to be mean.
You have to give me subs and donate me money.
And you just have to appreciate me.
It's a day spent to just appreciate Lacey, okay?
Even Google has it booked and written down
as an official holiday.
So I will see all of you guys on July 24th
for Lacey Appreciation Day.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
I'll grill you, you piggy bacon.
So messages like that are not allowed on Lacey Appreciation Day.
If I see any of that in the chat during the Appreciation Day, you're going to get,
you're going to get timed out for the entire day. Those are the rules.
Anybody who comes in my chat and it's negative or mean on Lacey Appreciation
Day, you're getting timed out for the whole day.
But this is still Luke shows his mom Lacey saying he's going 10 to 15
rounds with Darla. When did I say this?
What is this clip made?
Okay.
You ready?
Yeah.
A little closer to the mic so I can hear you.
You're just going to react to this clip, okay?
Okay.
How good are you when you sleep them all?
Dude, I'm going to be honest.
Why do I never remember this?
Wait.
You want to know something crazy?
What?
Paradox just went into your room because it was locked for like a whole day at ShimmerU,
like all day yesterday.
inside and the GPU is literally pulled out of your PC and the glass part of the
PC is on your bed. So someone broke into my room stole my GPU in my passport. I
think I stole your passport a different day but yes they stole the GPU because
you weren't sleeping with the glass on your room. No wait is it broken? It looks broken. No they're just unscrewed it. So someone broke into my room.
physically took the GPU out of your PC that's insane yeah so I'm assuming
whoever has that GPU also has your passport but what do you why would he
steal my pass from a passport I would check it did you have a card you use
surely there's cameras right there's only cameras in the hall there was only
cameras in the hallways. But there's no way of telling who's of what. That's insane. You
gotta be a loser to go to get invited to streamer you and steal things from other students.
Like why would you even.
I'm going to get a nice dinner, get in your bag, and you're hot.
Yes.
Well, you don't have to.
You're a girlfriend.
Exactly.
I'm just going to please you.
You're going to do it.
I don't remember saying this.
Is that high?
Dude.
Fucking 10, 15 rounds.
I'm going to go crazy tomorrow.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
What are you going to do?
You're going to have a bang on your phone.
She just said, yeah, right?
You should have a bang marathon.
What's that?
A streamer, you bang marathon and you bang it.
I didn't go live, mama knows her son.
I didn't go 10 to 15, I'll tap that after three,
I'll keep it real.
Oh, streamer, you un-uniformed, they gave you.
Roll play the streamer, you just do it with my career.
You un-uniformed.
What the fuck, Anna, I tears.
You're like, hey, I graduated and I'm ready.
How is that pause? How is that a pause?
And why did my brother show my mom this?
Shreemer University Core Edition. Hold on.
Hey!
Yo this robot actually hurt me by the way like this shit actually left like a bruise
One thing that I do want to say that this that's really inspiring in my head is how good community
streamer events can be, right?
So I had this idea, okay, and I'm gonna be honest, I saw the idea and I think it was
NMS com, but I really got inspired by Tremere University and how Kai did it and I really
really think that sometime this year instead of a quarter
you
you
you
you
you
You
Jack Cuddy is rolling streamer. He was low key underrated if you think about it. He was a big part of the content
But I could tell Cuddy was having fun some of those nights like I know that Cuddy was having a blast
When it's 3 a.m. And I see him running around with a Orbeez gun chasing
Subur baby and Reem and Monty bro. I know Cuddy was having a fucking blast
Corex, A&P, I mean, hopefully, Lacey walks in on J-Shock testing the bed.
Definitely not, um, bed proof.
Definitely not bed proof.
I mean, listen to the sound of this.
Yeah, I thought he was fucking some shit.
I thought he was I thought he was fucking some shit
Celery your skin's looking a little dry
Celery your skin's looking a little dry you need a little moisturizing
I've got some ranch dressing for you. I don't moisturize your skin. What do you think of that Celery?
Ah Celery you ranched me!
I want a Celery man!
I want a Celery man!
I want a Celery man!
What the fuck is that? It's not me in 20 years.
You did. You did. Everyone here, they're all shi-wits, but you are my friend, and you
fucked up with my hearing. You call me a shi-wit.
I'm not going to call you shi-wits. I'm not going to call you shi-wits.
I know you're sorry, I'm going to interrupt.
You wanted me to tell you this, but I don't fucking care.
Oh, also, I forgot to tell you all this.
Um, yesterday decided, oh, you know what?
I want to be a new me.
I want to start being healthy.
Went to urban plates, got a Caesar salad.
Um, ate the Caesar salad.
Was feeling good, feeling great about myself.
Oh, I just ate a salad.
I'm locked in.
Time to be happy.
entire night, stomach cramps, and on the toilet with diarrhea the whole night, bro.
The entire night, still right now, I have diarrhea.
Is someone screaming outside?
Yeah, someone's screaming outside.
Can you just mute your mic and come downstairs for a second?
I just want to come out with your hands up.
You
I
It's not a big deal.
It's a lot.
It's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal.
I
Why does it smell like liquor?
Well, I've been nothing chat we're good everything's good
Oh fuck I'm tired. Why are you out of breath cause I had a fucking hop. I had a fucking
Okay, I'm going to take a break and catch my breath, but I'm not letting the pig I had
to fucking hop down the stairs all the way outside and hop back in bro.
I just did a full-fledged workout.
Okay, we're back.
Sorry I had to leave stream for a little bit, chat.
Sorry I had to leave stream for a little bit.
People are fucking oddballs out there, man.
Okay, all right, back to reactions.
I need a water, bro.
What happened?
What happened? Yeah, I'm not getting the attention, bro.
Why am I shaking a water bottle?
Am I a fucking, am I an idiot?
Shaking a water bottle like it's a glass of chocolate milk.
Phantom and Walton pulled up
Shall watch those on your wrist so some new shit some new shit
Look
It's a new it's a new some new shit and I saw the watch and
It's not even a popular brand. I just fuck with it. Look
So it's a, um, it's a Harry Potter watch.
Hold on.
It's a Harry Potter watch.
And the band is completely made out of snake skin.
And then when you twist it, the snake like moves.
But it's like one of it's one of 200 and it's a Harry Potter watch and I just fucked up the way it looked
You deserve a pizza after all that hopping, thank you, bro get ass. Thank you
No one said that. Yes, they did. I saw it in the calm. I saw it in the calm. Okay. That's
the reaction is before we go IRL. Okay, where was I at? Where was I at? Wait, the people
Who live in my door made a TikTok?
Okay, they were kind of catching a vibe in there
Their room before streamer you wait their room was a vibe
Oh, no.
Oh, their room is cooked.
Oh, I'm so sorry that I destroyed your guy's room.
Miss Mame, I'm so sorry I destroyed your room.
I'm so sorry.
No, excuse me!
You and your dog walk in the room.
You and your dog walk in the room.
You and your dog walk in the room.
You and your dog walk in the room.
Chad, let me ask you a question.
Chad, be honest. Don't be weird.
If Marlin, Duke, and Lacey all walked in the room
at the same time through different doors,
who is getting the first look?
You can't walk.
Sir?
I got a break of bed.
You said you had to...
No, you did.
Sorry.
What they got me?
They were wiping the table with Bilzo?
What they got me?
You better check in the PC, I'll tell you that.
What you got me?
What you got me?
What you got me?
I
Hell no
Joe no bills those not actually 17. I didn't know that
Okay, all right
You gonna be bumpy, y'all.
I'm ready.
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.
Trapped, I deadass thought he was 17.
His whole time he's fucking 13 years old.
That little shit.
Probably not, probably not.
Lacey doesn't know how to use a wheelchair.
What do you mean?
I literally used it.
Probably not, probably not.
Okay.
Yeah, alright, alright.
This one, this one.
Oh yeah, not the problem.
Oh, three.
Oh, uh, three.
We have to, uh...
Oh my god!
Oh, fuck!
Fuck, oh my god, my middle toe is fucking my bad brain.
So?
Adam told Kai she had 2,000 followers coming into Streamer U. She has a hundred K's.
Shout out to Tatum. Shout out to Tatum. That's really good growth. Really, really good growth.
Wait, this is what me and Yana met?
Let's meet you! Let's meet you! Let's do it! Let's do it!
I love your hair. Thank you. I just wanted to say hi
That was during sub-a-thon y'all had 75,000 subs at the time what the hell
Wow she blew up you blew down
Brother, you realize I lost- I lost- I look better now than I did here, what are you talking about?
What do you wanna say, what do you wanna say, what?
I know you walked away from me.
Yo, hot sauce to the face is crazy!
What happened? What happened?
Oh my god!
Yeah!
What yo yo her eyes are burning
Oh, yeah, come here wardrobe got in a heated argument with OJ. I'm gonna be honest
I haven't even seen this clip yet of the of the Mac shit. I haven't even seen what happened. Oh, yeah, come here
Come here
It ain't no yo OJ is rebel. I feel like I should watch the original clip before I watch this
If someone linked me the original clip I
I didn't get a chance to see
it when I was at stream review.
Anybody have it?
This is a flight clip.
seven minutes
right you need to sit down in the holy oil you need to go get a church by and
I think you are confused. I think you need some guidance. I think your parents
feel a little weird about that. I think you're clueless. You're pushing the persona. You're small. You're loyal. I know what you-
What? You don't know him. He's not your friend. You don't know him. Who are you to tell him what he's doing and who he is? You don't know him.
You know what you're doing?
You've been my boss.
What about this?
I need a diva.
Divas been over.
I don't think you've been over.
You're not the little boys in Glover.
You're not Dota.
You're not a diva.
You are a grown man.
Black boy matters.
Black black boy matters.
Black black boy ass.
Brother, he could be black boy whatever he wants to be.
Get off his dick.
You walk in a while wearing a fucking cropped top with gold fucking dreads
would have gold chains in your little whatever these things are called bro like
he could be plaque boy baddie if he wants me plaque boy baddie brother the
fuck are you gonna tell your son that you are a diva daddy like look at your
pants bro you got you got you got a fucking you got a crime scene chain on
Oh dude, what's diva?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Where the fuck outta here?
That is abomination, Max.
I am not proud of you.
I am proud of everything as you did.
He don't give a fuck if you're proud of him.
He don't care.
Nomination.
Changing the game.
Changing your skin to bucky diva?
D must start with D. D D. What else?
You know what? It's like this Max.
You know, I could speak like this because after the cooks go up
and they don't like me, I don't use social media no more.
So I can be a cracker for life.
When you keep pushing that barrier, Max, when you keep pushing
that barrier and time passes, what happens?
What next?
She's crying.
This is cringe.
No, no, no, you don't know why this is cringe.
You don't know why this is cringe.
This is cringe because if this guy actually cared,
if he actually meant the things he's saying,
oh Max, you're doing this, you're doing that.
If he actually truly cared from human to human,
he would have this conversation with Max off camera.
If he truly cared and wasn't just saying this shit
for a clip and for the internet's approval,
he would have said it off camera,
not in front of hundreds of thousands of people.
That, that, that, that, this is whack.
Let's play actually what?
You can be whatever you want to be they want your soul
Don't sell your soul. You know I have a soul
You know I don't hold my time
Talking about a soul bro. What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Don't sell your soul. You know I have a soul
You know I don't hold my time
You know, you're the first, you're the first, you're the first person that ever...
Selling your soul is a complete opposite. Selling your soul is being someone you're not.
That's what selling your soul is. It's being someone you're not for other people's approval.
He's scoted Max for being himself. That's the opposite of selling your soul.
Sub me up as a big streamer, Macha. He ain't mention it.
If you don't know how much I appreciate you, but you're bigger than that nigga...
Don't forget, niggas like to pay a personality. Niggas, you crazy?
You broke through with music, is you crazy?
You think I suck on dick?
You don't like me, who's wrong?
Because your main nigga's like you.
Don't let niggas rage bitch, you on your own stream, is you crazy nigga?
You hate niggas?
I'm not no D for niggas, what the fuck?
I'll not drive back, that's not true.
You put niggas in too much.
Fuck I don't even know D for niggas, what the fuck?
I'm a D, I'm a poppin' cousin.
I'm not gonna get no comments, come on.
I'm not gonna get my pussy cus I'ma get an S skill, S skill.
But I don't know, D-Bot, you fly though, you got five, give me that.
You have to dab me on that, you got five, give me that, you fly.
But I don't know, D-Bot!
That was so cringe.
That was so lame, so lame, that entire thing is so lame.
Crazy.
That's lame as fuck.
You clearly see what like, bro, saying that in front of stream is just as lame, bro.
That's lame. If you truly cared, you talked to him all shit about that, and let him explain himself to you.
That's who like...
That's the way I like it.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
It's all right.
I'm...
I'm the ambassador.
I don't really like telling me, all right, I'm gonna just tell you, I've been straight
before the top.
And I had a lot of fun, you know, people just really just accept it for who I am, honestly
the whole time.
So, it's just felt like then, I felt like I enjoyed it so much.
But the reason I turned the camera back on
because I wanted to be very much like,
that's why I started doing the same.
I was playing with string and ability.
I felt like, all right, string it.
Give me the ability to do that.
You know?
That's why I love it in the first place.
I felt like I always been able to be here.
And even if,
it gives me a go-fell when you
are like, viewers and fans.
If they, um, like if they, how do I explain it, hate on me or don't fuck with me, that's
cool.
Cause if they just like, I don't know them.
But on my own platform it's like, if you fuck with me, you can really fuck that way
and wow what you see on the street in different houses and places.
Exactly, exactly.
Don't care about the world.
You just don't know it.
Go back.
You don't want it to clip, yup.
Bitch, this is mean nigga, I'm pretty.
This is mean nigga.
For real, if you just don't know what's going on with me.
Bitch, this is mean nigga, I'm pretty.
This is mean nigga.
Like, I don't give a fuck man, I might be a little weird about my tassel shit.
Exactly what I'm gonna do. I don't give a fuck.
What's wrong with being gay?
There's nothing wrong with that shit bro.
Y'all think this is black, you know, corny.
And you just think out of nothing nigga, think.
You don't have your own life bro, that shit is black.
I'm gonna be myself
Okay, you might think that shit cuz you're close money, but it's one love
Fuck oh, if you fight with me, maybe you set that shop came
Pull me inside. Love it's going for a clip. He's going for a clue Max is a hundred percent right. He's a hundred percent right, bro
Every single person has their own style,
every person has their own brain,
their own way that they carry themselves.
And sure, some peoples might be different than other people.
Some people might walk around wearing different clothes
or acting this way, acting that way.
It doesn't make you any different of a person
or any less of a person at all.
And for someone to be saying this shit to Max,
on stream in front of all these people
and act like he cared when he doesn't care.
He just wanted the clip he knew of the go viral.
That's lame.
That's lame.
If he truly cared, he truly felt the way he felt.
He would have brought that shit up off stream
and then Max could have said, it doesn't matter.
Like Max could have said this to him off camera.
But now Max is putting his vision to say this on stream.
But Max handled it like the best he possibly could.
Cause like Max is right, bro.
He's right.
It doesn't matter, bro.
It doesn't matter what, it doesn't matter
if you're gay.
It doesn't matter if you like nudes doesn't matter if you like girls.
It doesn't matter if you don't like anything humans a human being selling your soul is
beat is not being yourself.
That's what selling your soul is.
So I don't get what he was talking about with soul.
Where's your soul?
If you're if you're not yourself, if you're acting as someone you know you're not that's selling your soul.
Talk you off camera. What's in this on camera?
It's cool.
Lay out bro.
Get off this system.
How does that make you go shit?
Bro, no Max is not gay.
Max says all the time he's not gay.
But who gives a fuck if he was?
Who cares?
He's not, but if he was, who cares?
Right?
If he wants to put Giba on his body, who cares?
Is it your body? No.
You don't got to worry about what's on his body under his clothes on his skin
So I don't I don't like the
But remember this always always be yourself fuck what they say. I'm candy. I'm wearing my wicks. I don't give a fuck
I had diva time. I'm keeping forever. This is what I am nigga
They run fly. Well, am I gonna troll about it? Yeah
I'll never actually be yourself. You know, I mean different
That's what you pop. All right, I'll lay out bro. I'm out of here. This is amazing. Oh, I'll probably go out of the home
I'm not trying to party, but when we just
It's cool
I'm not gonna buy the night one stab you I would have fucking stabbed you bro
I would have stabbed you the night scare the shit and may I start carrying a pocket knife? Holy fucking reflexes
So bro
You scared the shit out of me walk a lot. I'm gonna do it, bro
I heard you're having an evil day.
I had an evil day.
You got some company.
I had some company.
And the company didn't let me bring my wheelchair.
Oh, that's fucked up.
I also heard you had some evil passport stolen.
Yes.
And then evil GPU stolen.
Someone stole all my shit, bro.
Yeah, it's bad, bro.
Here come the hard eyes.
What's up, everybody?
Hello.
Bro, fucking.
I come home, bro.
I can't get in my own house.
I know.
I was on the terrace.
What you doing today?
I'm about to hit that bull.
You haven't?
You said you wanted the bull?
I said have you done anything cool today?
Have you done anything cool?
Nah, I was doing reactions and then I got some company.
Who was coming?
Oh no, I've got some company already.
Oh yeah, by the, dude, you're so viral.
I'm not even kidding by the way.
Your streams are going so fucking viral
that they sent in a fucking helicopter to record you.
I know.
And that's how fucking crazy it is
that they have to send in their fucking tape.
They can say their own lives for you.
Yeah, they knew my name too somehow.
I don't know how they knew my name.
Yeah, bro.
They said the guy in the wheelchair.
Yeah, I walked down.
They all knew who I was.
And they're telling me, one of the guys
FaceTimed his child, he's like, look, what else do you do today?
Oh, I also found out that me, you, and Jason
hate Asian people.
What?
Yeah.
So, Jason's Asian.
Wait, wait, what?
Who said that?
I don't know.
There's this one, dude.
I found that out this morning.
Anything else?
He makes sense and I'm just wrecked his mac shit for the first time. Oh, it's a fucking lame
But I kind of miss being extremely I do too. I was saying like streamer middle school
I saw her guys talking about that or high school
I saw her guys saying my name in streamer high school. Maybe we pop out to be professors or he's super senior
I'll be a super senior at streamer high school. Dude. Don't say that. That's it. What does she do about a new Pio?
What are that?
The P.O. Box, hopefully.
How far is the P.O. Box?
Like 10 minutes.
Wait, I don't know if there's no P.O. Box, it's close.
Unless there's no P.O. there that I'm not doing P.O.
But.
What do you do tomorrow?
Nothing tomorrow.
Do you want to do something tomorrow?
Yeah.
Well, I got nothing to do.
Wait, did you hear?
Did you hear the idea that I got from NMS?
It's hard on shit, needs to stop.
We got to do core camp.
What do you order?
I got inspiration from streaming university.
I think we should host a core camp.
Okay, so I didn't want to do it.
We have streamers come out.
They stream the camp and we could be like one side of the camp and another side of the camp
And then they it's like they compete on the last day and do like camp games and more the counselors
What do you want to do that
Even 20v1 tomorrow, no, that's on Thursday
When do you want to do it? Let's do it. I think we should do it, bro
We also you know heard streamer prompts coming up again. Can't go. Why can't you go? It's August 8?
Well, I'm not gonna be there to get surgery for days before that will be in the hospital, so no
Oh yeah, I can't go to treatment problem though.
Oh, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Wow, what do you want to see?
Yo, what is this watch?
By the way, I saw this come into the house.
So it's a one of 200.
It's like, this is seven minutes.
But I like the look of it.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
I need to spin it.
The snake goes around.
It's Harry Potter official collab.
And guess what this is snake skin
That's great, bro. I actually like it. It's a new brand. Oh, it's a new brand
Wait, wait, we used to twist it every time you wanted to use it. Oh, you can stop it that one. Yeah
Actually kind of don't mind it, but I wish they'd make that sound. Yeah, I know but it doesn't always make that sound
I don't know what it becomes like Richard Neely and it fucking blows up
And then this walk and then you have like an archive. Oh, yeah, exactly
So I'm saying that's actually pretty smart. They're first ever drop. What what else you got going on?
I got nothing to do. I might just hang with you. Okay, I'm doing P. Oh, and then honestly after that pride is gonna do nothing
It's gonna hang around
Well streamer camp doesn't sound a bad idea. No, this is like actually I know you don't get annoyed
What the hard eyes it's like actually just so and hey Ronnie Nets is so hot. I love him
It's better than them at least like putting stinky notes
What did you do since you got back for sure? I just got my car back
Wait, what if I get out of the camera they can see it for you
You're putting puke emojis.
All right, then you get out again.
Am I out?
Are they putting puke emojis for you too?
No, they're not.
Wait a minute.
They're putting heart attacks.
How you doing?
I
Yeah, it's green
Yeah, bro. I'm probably just gonna play video games and lays to take my final day off and then I probably have to return tomorrow
I don't know if I want to do you want to be the one I don't know bro anything anything at all
I have nothing to fucking do. I'm going to Atlanta down a couple days for what I'm going to stream my agent
But other than that I'm free. We're going what we're doing
What are you talking about?
What day are we going to Atlanta?
What do you mean?
We're going to Atlanta in a couple of days to do some Asian.
I don't know what we're doing. We're doing everything we've created.
No, I know. I'm saying I'm going to go.
No, I know. What's the idea behind it?
I'm probably going to say that for my stream.
Like I said it all up in Goliath, etc.
Well, I was just going to put it on my schedule so I know.
It's like, do you need me to prepare for anything?
Well, you guys are 20 v 1.
Yeah, it's on Thursday.
I don't know.
I'm going to Atlanta.
We're going to Atlanta.
For what?
Me, Ron, Asia, or New York Street.
What?
I don't think.
What was that?
What day?
Oh, by the way, bro, I think the team came in, by the way,
that, you know, the cops might not say it.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure because, bro, rumor has it,
Suburbanie's on the way here,
and he's gonna light our house on fire.
So the threat was called early, you know what I'm saying?
That's just the rumor.
Did you know what the call was?
Yeah, I saw it on my alerts.
No, but the exact wording?
No.
I got a hair.
I'm just immune.
I'm probably not fucking...
I was doing a roll-by, bro.
It's actually the stupid shit.
I didn't even hear that in tickets here at the time.
I really can't.
Yeah
We can read your lips
Like I put a question was I don't know what I said
I'm gonna say they said the guy in a wheelchair shot someone like brother
How can this they thought they thought was rolled around in a wheelchair with like like bro. I just don't I actually don't get it
You should have seen them right hand corner peeking the house
Bro when I got up to the hill there was like four of them and they all came to my car
What are you here for I'm like I live here. Oh, yeah, we're cooked. Oh, yeah for sure one of the neighbors were so I know the neighbors
We're like actually negative it's not even but then but then one of the cops went around the other couple like this
I was like well, he knew he asked me to call mr. Beast
The cop actually
I swear to God, he's like, you know mr. Beast, right? And I was like, I mean I've been in yeah
It's often good luck when you go live that way. Oh, I'll be telling you kines coming in phantoms coming through last
uh two hours bro i'm more worried about suburbated bro like i heard yeah they
told me he's out we're getting chills right now saying he's at war like he
stays there three times like spawn in bro wait so you think he's gonna go to
war now that streamer he's done he seems he's gonna go around in public
shooting people with like four of these guns
i couldn't tell you bro i couldn't tell you oh my god my phone's done
what do you mean my my phone's fixed you got a phone
I heard your story when you were alive, I was watching it, I was like bored, I opened up Twitch and then I was like,
Oh, what's Lacy doing? Then I see you say,
My ID! I needed my ID right there! I can't get my ID!
Oh my God, it has ruined my watch!
Oh, there's our... RUN!
Oh no.
Oh, no, please!
Oh fuck, please!
Can we take it all?
Please!
You still go?
No.
No, we know, why mess it works?
Nah, I just don't know, like it's fucking,
almost got wet.
All right, bro, well, I'm probably gonna go
pray Rainbow Six Thieves in other ways.
They're not gonna leave.
Fair enough.
I played 2K last night.
This is my last day off, bro,
before we get to work every single day.
Like, bro, Kai motivated me so much,
bro, I had a conversation with him,
I just, like, it's time to go live
every single second of my life.
Like starting to monkey up.
Might as well.
You hear what guys told me?
You tell you.
I don't even know if I should say it on the screen.
What'd he say?
I had a long combo with him.
I mean, I could spoil it.
I mean, it's kind of, it's a little bit of a leak, but he basically said that, um,
he didn't tell us chat this, and he lied, and he's doing a mafia thong for it.
And he said that he wants me, he wants to do like a collaborative mafia thong.
So it's just going to be 30 days straight of me and Kai.
It's called the Lacey and Kai mafia thong for it.
And like we're just gonna be doing everything together for an entire month and we're gonna split all the sub revenue
It's oh you're gonna split everything. Yeah, and we're gonna that work out of you
I'm not sure he said oh, he's gonna put on your channel too. Yeah, I mean off you thought on my channel
Yeah, that's that's kind of legendary bro. Uh, just not my for mafia. I probably won't I probably won't
But I mean I mean you enjoy that bro. You enjoy that did you hear what he told me what?
He had a conversation with him off-street right when I ended
He was like talking about the vet
You're looking at the vet's first model
No, seriously. He's good. The page is gonna have
So you're gonna be on that model. Yeah, I'm gonna be the first with that model
I'm gonna walk the runway wearing the vet and yeah, I'm gonna start play recently. Yep
He said he loves my physique my height and my attributes of my body
He said I give very good model. I don't think there's ever been a five-four model in existence
Rubber I see you at like a H&M. I see your model. No, no, no, I'm doing you ever see the fat model
No, I'm doing a sports illustrator switch to addition
Right, you're gonna what are you gonna do be fucking? What's the concept of each well? No, you want another concept?
What a beached whale so so basically sports illustrator is dropping their first ever switcher
So they want me to be the swim shirt model.
So I'm going to be walking around wearing swim shirts.
So you swish with your shirt off.
Exactly, a swim shirt.
They're not for you.
All right, bro.
Did you hear what happened to Vino?
What happened to you?
Kim and her team wanted me to be a skims model.
They said, Jew Bellingham sales lowered a lot.
And they said they need the next best thing.
So they want to put me on the front page of skims.
Well, guess what happened to me?
Oh, what happened to you?
Make love not porn.
to be the newest actor. Okay, that's kind of nice. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to
you. Did you hear what happened on video? No, it happened. So basically...
You're not fake story chat just because y'all are jealous me and Ron are gonna be models
modeling for your favorite companies doesn't mean anything one day I'm gonna be walking
a runway mark my words one day I will be market walking the one one one day I will be walking
the one holy shit one day I will be walking a runway walking yeah when I'm
out of my wheelchair and after surgery I'm gonna be able to walk again guys news
flash I'm not paralyzed forever okay now war this is when wardrobe presses him
OJ! Come here!
Come here!
It ain't no yo. OJ in trouble.
First off, we got a blurry ass camera.
Second of all, I don't know why you're trying to be funny or something.
Talk shit about me.
Like, he didn't do nothing. Did he say something to see you?
Wait, did he say something to see you?
You went up to him.
Exactly. So you bullied him first, right?
If he says some shit about you first, then it would be a problem though, right?
Okay, are we gonna have a conversation here?
Are you gonna walk to me and walk away?
I'm a person of multiple perspective, okay, so there could be multiple perspective
But you stood on disrespect somebody like that at the end of the day
That's W wardrobe if you got a problem keep it to yourself, boo
If you don't respect nobody then you don't get respect for yourself. I'm not but I'm not done
Okay, exactly you talk about some idea
Okay
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, because I put the cameras down.
Max walked away from me.
He walked away from you, because he felt uncomfortable
with you, obviously.
You coming up there, pressing him.
Okay, you're human being, bullying other human beings.
I was with somebody that didn't do nothing.
He's going to the club.
What the fuck do the club got to do with him
doing this and that, doing this and that?
No, it's not, no.
What do you perceive it as?
Yo, what do you perceive it as?
What do you perceive it as?
I'm in the middle of talking,
keep interrupting me, I'm actually, go ahead, talk.
Okay, so one,
I had a conversation with Max.
Max walked away.
And Max thought to me, I've been your Max.
Max was one of the first streamers I knew.
I feel like as a person to a person,
if you fall away about something,
you enlighten me.
You don't walk away.
Everybody talks about streamers, streamers, streamers.
So as a person to a person,
say it off stream.
Don't try to get your clip.
If it's person to a person, talk to Max.
Don't talk to Blackboy Max.
That's, I don't, that's Kaz.
Bullshit.
That's bullshit.
Yeah, I am.
Because I don't listen to anything you say.
I'm not listening to what you're saying.
I'm not listening to anything you say.
I really don't.
I really don't give a fuck
because you still distance yourself
from somebody either way.
Yeah, that's what you're gonna do.
That's literally what you did.
I'll listen to you confront.
I'll confront you about what I just saw.
All clear.
All clear.
All clear.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna mouth something.
I'm just the way it goes.
He's falling in my mouth.
Well, Drake actually reached out to me.
And because of the fact how well the cologne's done,
and I talked about it on stream,
he actually reached out to me,
and I'm gonna be giving out a new scent called the Ron scent.
And he said that he expects sales
to be one of the highest it's ever been.
So I'm prepping for the next couple of months.
The whole body is buying the Ron scent.
So it's gonna be your natural body scent as a cologne.
So no, close.
So basically they want me to run, I think like three miles.
It usually takes me about like an hour and a half
to run three miles.
But after I run three miles, the stench and the smell
that comes from my body, they're gonna use it as a sample
and they're gonna figure out how to put it
in cologne bottles for women.
Because women say I smell, my must smells really good.
Yeah.
What about you though, anything kind of with you?
Oh.
Damn, I'm really up on you.
Hey, it's cool bro, listen.
If I ever come up with some shit, well, I don't want to know what I'm saying, but we'll figure it out for more of you, but keep it cute.
I'm getting an icon skin.
You said what?
I'm getting an icon skin.
Fortnite hit me up, and they're giving me an icon skin, and they actually want me to be one of the first shirtless icon skins.
That's crazy. You're not going to believe what I'm about to say.
Well, I probably shouldn't say this because of my NDA, but I'll just let it out, why not?
Fortnite 2 is coming out soon, and you know how like, Jonesy was the default skin?
I'm the new default skin, and different variants of me through my short phase, through my fat phase.
Whoa, what do you mean short phase?
Like, when I used to be short, when I used to be fat, when I'm fat, when I'm not, you know what I'm saying?
Fortnite 2 is coming out pretty soon, but I'm going to be the start player, but, bro, listen,
if you need any type of brand deals or deals coming up, you just hit my number, bro.
I don't want to be a guy that's like no job like more deals like hogging them. Yeah
Okay, actually appreciate that
Drake's is room apparently
Apparently Drake is in Ron's room right now. Okay. Yeah, Drake's in Ron's room right now guys. I like I guess I guess I won't take
Burger by his neck and throw them in the oven and have a nice fucking dinner
He'll let it rain Maxie Waxie!
First one number one, I'm ready to say that.
Like what is he saying?
First one number one, I'm ready to say that.
Like what is he saying?
First one number one, I'm ready to say that.
First one number one, I'm ready to say that.
You don't need a human.
All he is is that respecting
the little ass best line you do in a moose.
Okay, so I'll ask you a question
and I'll tell you a powerful thing.
Apologize or don't apologize.
Apologize or don't apologize.
Apologize or don't apologize. Apologize or don't apologize. Apologize or don't apologize.
I just said put the cameras down. What is confronting somebody in a black mirror episode?
What is confronting somebody in black mirrors instead of putting the cameras down?
You want me to let him finish?
No, I'm not letting him finish because I don't want to give a fuck what you about to say because he's bullshit.
You don't.
Holy shit, holy cringe, or W word, I'm actually double...
Lacey stole the microwave?
I didn't even get to use my microwave, bro, someone deadass broke into my room and stole my microwave!
Alright, let's get this one, let's get this one.
I didn't even get to use the microwave!
We need to stream with Tota ASAP.
I want to go to Brazil with Tota.
That's what I want to do.
I want Tota to take me to Brazil.
I feel like that would be so, I've never been to Brazil.
always wanted to go and told why y'all saying GG don't the set I'm safe in Brazil
if I'm with him he said if I ever get caught up I just say oh I know Delta so
I want don't that it take me to Brazil and I want to go to the favelas and I
want to meet everybody and learn about the Brazilian culture
Your first year is better than his right now.
Yeah.
Oh, god.
What's that casual?
I love people saying that.
I don't understand why they don't, bro.
How is that GG?
Top five ways to get slimed?
My roommate is.
Oh, this is a J-Shock and Lacey edit.
Hold on a minute.
This might be wholesome.
My roommate is.
J-Shock night.
J-Shock is really my brother, man.
I'm so happy I got him as my roommate and streamer.
I genuinely, like, J-Shock is really my real-life friend, bro.
Like, if anybody ever fucks with J-Shock, all my soul is up.
It's up.
If you got beef with J-Shock, you got beef with me.
I want J-Shock to be my first friend.
You got beef with Jay Shock, you got beef with me.
I want Jay Shock to be my first caretaker when I get surgery.
I'm gonna have Jay Shock come to LA on probably like August,
I want him to come like first week of August
so he can be my first caretaker in the caretaker series.
And I'm gonna be all injured, I'm gonna be on drugs
and me and Jay Shock can do a big ass mukbang
and just hang out.
I
Gotta get my phone so I could call Jay shock
Ron tried to get in the game
I'm not gonna lie though, is it crazy that I think Ron, if he played the same minutes
It says Silky would have a bigger impact on the court.
Is that crazy to say?
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
He's gonna shoot you.
He's gonna shoot you.
Bring the line.
He's just saying, put the fuck out of my face and not fucking play right now.
What is up, guys?
Right behind you is the 911 Turbo S.
I'm not buying a new car.
What is up, guys?
Right behind you is the 911 Turbo S.
And I'm just here to remind you that this car is awesome.
It's awesome because it's a super car that doesn't shout it's a super car.
But there are-
All right, hold on.
Let me check my dad.
Let me see how much money I made during shooting for you.
Let me just take a quick little peek how much money I made there.
No, no, no, make 300k y'all are on drugs
Five million
Should you guys think Zach's bees will sponsor me
or hints, hints like these massive 10-piston carbons
No, there's no need to get a new car right now.
There's no need to get a car right now.
2020, 27, I will be buying a new car.
In 2027, I will get a McLaren.
I always knew this day would come
We'd be standing one by one
With a future in our hands
W hugs, man, W hugs, W hugs, W hugs
W. Hugs
Were you guys just choking about this or actually planning it
Yes, we are definitely doing this and
You have to subscribe right now in order to have exclusive access to watch it
So you guys actually have something to be great now to have access to watch it
No, it's not actually happening dude
The the sub-a-thon 30-day marathon format. I'm not gonna lie last year was the last year with that shit was
Gonna like there's no there's no topping it. There's no topping it, bro
There truly is it we have to we have to what's the word? What's the word?
Um, the word I'm trying to use, we have to, to re, no, not reinvent, we have to, what's
the, evolve?
Yes.
We have to evolve in a way.
We have to revolutionize.
We can't just run back the same 30 day content and expect it to be better than the first
and second one.
It's not going to happen.
We have, we have to innovate.
We have to do something that's different, that's bigger than the 30 day marathon.
Like core camp.
Just the newest for that!
Like Core Camp.
30 days playing Minecraft Marathon surviving on an island.
Fuck!
Keep your ideas to yourself.
Just the newest for that!
On July 24th.
I was looking good today, boo.
Well, he's like dead tortoise shit.
Imagine holding your ankle, somebody's pressing on your ankle.
Oh my God, I don't know how you can get it.
I would cry.
I was high.
No, it was a girl who was pulling me too off.
I see me. I see me.
Man, I thought you were strolling with that wood,
but you're hanging a lot of wood.
Nah, you got to hold it.
But the only one who did this about me was strolling
because he keep getting up.
But he has to walk.
Yeah, he just gets up and starts like,
like, limping up, but like, holy shit.
That nigga is just, he's actually a soldier
for like, coming up.
Coming up.
Thank you, room.
W, room.
I would have been scared in my life.
People think he'd be strolling.
That nigga's a soldier, bro.
He's just making it look good, which is actually crazy.
He has a grind in there, though.
W. Woo, W. Woo.
Lacey, we are so grateful for your consistency
and your constant streaming.
Congratulations on hitting a new milestone to streamer you.
God did.
Keep going, cah.
In the words of Tota, you the best, bro.
Stay fresh.
Or a Lacey.
Thank you.
Actually, no, no, no.
Thank you.
It's not.
Yo, do you guys think that?
I'd go on all Twitter's to glaze myself.
This is not a lot.
Okay, what is this picture though?
Like, come on, bro.
I haven't talked about, oh my God, okay.
Listen, chat.
Listen, bro, listen, listen, listen, listen.
This is the last time I'm gonna talk
about the whole situation where my leg got pulled.
Final time I'm gonna talk about it
I've seen a bunch of you asking chat.
I'm not the type to hold a grudge.
Never hold a grudge on anybody.
To the woman who did put my leg, I'm pretty sure her name's
Pebe.
I forgive you even though I do feel your apology was not
genuine.
I'm not the type to hold a grudge and sit there and be
bitter and be rude and be mean.
I would have appreciated if you apologized
because you felt bad for hurting me
instead of only apologizing because you were getting hate.
That would have made me feel a little bit better.
And then, obviously pressing me on a situation
saying I was hate farming, which I did the opposite.
I asked my chat not to send hate,
but in the heat of the moment,
maybe her emotions were flying or she was upset
You never know what's going on in people's lives, so I don't think she had the intent to hurt me when she pulled my leg
I do think she should have stopped when I was saying it hurt, but I'm not taking hold of grabs bro. Um, and
I'm not gonna sit here and
Be mad at her hate her or anything
So yeah, I don't want to keep being brought up. I don't want that to be what my streamer University is known for
I did a lot of fun shit as streamer. You had a great time
I don't want that to be I don't want my whole streamer you to be boiled down to that one instance
so
Who is Lucas Goldstein
Not as robot on the other hand this one on the other hand might catch a lawsuit
He just smacked his ass
Don't try dumbass, cause he actually started beating the shit out of me.
Like what the fuck?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Fuck. Fuck.
What did you think about the proposal? Yo.
Please, please, please.
Is this the best new budget supercar?
Now behind me here is a 2024 McLaren Artura which had a base MSRP of $240,000.
But now this example behind me here with only 8,000 miles is for sale for $188,000.
And because of the year and the miles, you still have your full factory warranty, and
this is exactly why I think it's the best budget supercar.
For starters, it's worth $200,000.
In my terms, it's still considered new.
You have a crazy metallic paint on the exterior, massive carbon ceramic brakes, and in McLaren
fashion, the doors go up.
And on the inside, you have an interior that doesn't look that much different from
a 765LT or other McLarens that are worth well over $500,000.
In fact, as being a 2024, you have the up-fitted interior from factory with the full new digital
infotainment screen and the cluster.
Listen to that turbo flutter.
To the blind eye, to somebody that does not know cars very well, I doubt they'll be
able to tell the difference between this and another $500,000 McLaren.
And by no means is $188,000 cheap, but if you get the same supercar look and
attention for some cars that are $500,000 for only $188,000, it's a fair tradeoff.
Do you think that this could be the new best budget supercar? Comment down below and would you take this 2024 McLaren Artura?
2024 McLaren Artura
Yeah, what is playing my ear? What is going on with Twitter bro?
How much would insurance be a month on a car like this real okay realistically how much
insurance a month to be on a car like this.
We should um, we're probably going to kill too much of all of these stuff.
Um...
I think we should just react.
No, no, no, I'll come, I'll come, I'll come. We'll go with in 30? That could...
Yeah, 30 minutes, but actually 30 minutes.
Okay.
I'm being honest why don't you just put a bravest kid on it it would make way
more sense to sell the AMG and then you can get like a crazy-ass like no I'm
keeping my AMG but I'd rather have a crazy-ass car like no no I'd rather have my
AMG as a daily but you realize you realize you get a spider crazy-ass
car that's not a soft top that's a hard top and it could come off like it will
automatically come off and be a convertible no I like my AMG I like my
AMG I'm team my AMG for sure like you I don't know if they make a spider I think
I'm gonna just wait till next year and then I'm again I'm a get I'm gonna get
myself a McLaren for my birthday I think that's what I'm gonna do I
think I'm just gonna buy myself a McLaren as like a birthday gift for
myself, like reward myself for the last year I had the stable method.
Yeah.
P one.
What's a P one?
Look it up.
It's cheap.
It's cheap.
Cheap.
Your AMG is what my grandma drives, brother.
I don't care about anyone's opinion.
I literally love my AMG.
My AMG is the perfect daily.
I love driving my AMG.
Every time I want to go somewhere, I put the top down and I just, it's so,
I love the way it sounds.
It's, it's reliable.
I love my amg. Get a GLP, Maclairin GLP1. If you're asking about the Maclairin prescription
coverage, they maintain a formula of medication like ozempic. What are you, what are you
What are you all talking about?
What is a McLaren GLP one?
Oh my God, Russell.
What's up, dude?
Elaine, I missed you bro.
Listen, you weren't here for your birthday,
so I didn't get to tell you what I got you,
but the gift I got you for your birthday
is whenever you want, I'm gonna buy you
a flight and tickets to whatever WWE match you wanna go to.
What the fuck you want to go to like Monday Night Raw or you want to go to like you want to know the craziest part
Well, and I'm not kidding on my life. There's a Monday Night Raw in LA
Tickets, but I didn't know I didn't know I'm gonna like I don't know like you pick your seats
I don't know if you want to stand up you want to sit so I'm gonna let you pick your tickets Wow to wherever
If you want to like if it's an LA you could bring someone to do so you want to love you
Do you want to get it? Just tell me how much it is an outcome. I love you brother. Thank you
Summer slams coming too. Yeah, you want to do that one? Whatever you want to do? Thank you, Lacey. I missed you chat
I was sure for you. It was so I was watching from the sidelines a blast
Most stressful week of my life having a watch stream for 10 hours a day
Yeah, chat rustles a huge WWE fan
Buy a McLaren F1
This is ugly to me
It's ugly to me
McLaren F1 is ugly to me FG1. They're cheap McLaren P1 super cheap super cheap brother
I don't think I want another that's what I'm saying though sell the AMG and then you could
have the best of both worlds.
I don't want a McLaren as a daily.
You have a Cybertron.
That's more, that's not a deal, that's just more like.
That's just more like, you know, you had to spend like
a hundred K on something to save some money
so you decided to buy a cyber fuck?
Yes.
Okay.
I mean, I'm not complaining.
I'm probably driving more than you.
That's what I'm saying.
Like a cyber truck is shit that like you use
when you gotta go pick stuff up for stream or rustle
and you use like the cyber truck is more of,
it's more of what's like a.
It's literally your work view.
Yeah, it's a business view.
My AMG is my daily.
I need to go somewhere. I drive my AMG
But I think I just I think I like them like what's that? Yeah, what's a good McLaren?
What's what's five and six five old T's pretty fire for that she's a fuck ton of money
That's fine. Okay, I'm not buying that but how much is it 720 s? I'm not buying 720 s either
I kind of like the Artura
Wait, what is right now child? What is right now?
Rake erupted, not Asian Rake. Doesn't he have like a 570S or something? 600LT?
You don't need three cars?
Well, Rake had this pretty nice. And his shit shoots flames and stuff.
Now a brother got three cars
Classic
I just like the doors dude
But what we've a butterfly doors hangers, but I'm knocking okay
Here's like there's no point in getting caught like this now because I won't be able to get into it for probably four months after
after February.
So I'm gonna wait till February,
and in February for my birthday,
I'm going to buy myself a McLaren.
That's nobody in McLaren.
And for my birthday gift,
Drew, you can ship in like a 100K for it.
100K, maybe I'll buy like a key chain,
like a little McLaren key chain.
Okay.
You can make your keys too.
Maybe, okay, you give me a chrome hard key chain
for like, they're only like 25 bands.
25 bands.
I guess I'm spending 25 bands on a car.
You picked the car, Drew pays for the kit and the wraps.
Ooh, that's a good idea.
The kit and the wrap.
True, they're absolutely 7K,
and I'll only feel like a wide-bottom.
But then I get to drive it wherever I want, right?
No, you're never getting behind the wheel of my McLaren.
Cap, cap.
McLaren's are so unreliable.
Bro, bro, don't listen to this guy.
I don't even know why I'm full, except the Honda.
Phone, I don't have a phone.
All right, let me let me finish reactions here. I heard you said 30 minutes
Yeah
Yo, you know you can see her thinking of a polite way
Yeah
What is this bitch ass bad?
Did he just say, ew, ew bro.
I will bet any amount of money.
The excuse that she says right now is either I don't do that, it's only our first date.
I'm not that type of person.
I guess I was wrong, I guess I was wrong, I guess I was wrong.
Jason, Lacey, and...
She did say that?
No, she didn't.
I just watched it.
You gotta watch the full clip.
She said, because she heard his breath stinks.
Valkyrie showed appreciation to Lacey.
Valkyrie showed appreciated.
Hold, y'all, I'm not gonna lie, JD, J-Burse.
This is not even proper English.
Valkyrie showed appreciated for J-
It's not L-Reader, it's L-Typer.
Valkyrie showed appreciated for Jason, Lacey, and Ron.
Jason, Lacey, and Ron were very mature this past weekend and so chill in comparison to
the people that were farming clips that it made me really appreciate their presence more.
They were also very nice and they went to my class often.
They check in.
Uh-huh.
I guess also, there were students
that just didn't fuck with me, right?
Uh-huh.
And it made me appreciate the people that do a lot.
Like so much.
I don't know, I don't know.
Is that a Valkyrie check putting W. Lacy?
W Core, W.
Then they check in.
I guess also there were there were students that just didn't fuck with me right.
And it made me appreciate the people that do a lot like a so much.
I don't know.
I thought you were right.
I don't know. It's like man. I really I really want to show more appreciation to the people that treat you kind
Because there's just there's just some people that just like really just
Well, I want to hear what she kept saying there's got to be more to the clip
Gray Lacey she's got to be more to the clip
Jason late no minute. I feel like she wasn't done talking
Jason was way calmer. Jason, Lace, Dianne, and Rod, than I expected.
They're in walking!
Really rich. Obviously I tr-
Like, why is every time I scroll, the video starts playing!
And you know who else-
Oh, it is only a minute long.
Because they took his moves as a second time.
What is this are you sending me watch swim trunks?
No, like what no one is buying these bro
The core YouTube channels at nine hundred ninety five K say oh god
Surely, there's not 5,000 people in this chat right now that don't follow the core channel,
right?
Do you guys think there's 5,000 people in this chat that don't follow it?
Or that aren't sub?
Chad, if you haven't yet, go follow the core YouTube channel.
I'm spending in the chat right now.
This is our group YouTube channel.
Go follow the core channel.
We're 5K subs away from 1 million.
five K subs away.
I don't think there's enough,
I'm guessing most people in my chat already sub.
Okay, we got one sub at least, right?
One sub.
Wait!
There might, wait a minute!
Can we push it to a mill right now?
No it's too many, but if everybody in the chat who isn't already subbed just goes on
on YouTube and types in core,
we actually might be able to hit a mill right now.
We're not far off.
We're not far off a mill.
Bro, we can hit it right now.
We're only 2.5K subs away.
Everybody go to youtube.com right now and sub to core.
All you gotta do is type in core on YouTube
and this channel right here sub,
we're 2,000 subs away from one million.
Oh my God, oh my God.
We're officially 2,000 subs away.
We are exactly 2,000 subs away.
Call Ron, I don't have anybody's phone number.
I don't have a phone at the moment.
Go run and get the guys, I can't run.
Oh my God, wait, we're actually 1300 away.
We're about to hit it.
Wait chat, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
Why are you guys unsubbing?
Yo, why are you unsubbing?
Why are you guys unsubbing?
Yo, why are you unsubbing?
We're about to hit a nail in our first three months of YouTube.
I
Stop unsubbing just let it hit it
It's chat, bro. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're a thousand away. We're a thousand away from a mill
What?
Get Ron?
I don't know where,
the only people here is Ron in a dap
that I can't get them,
I can't run.
Oh, oh, oh my gosh,
we're a thousand away!
In a leaven video!
And then the chat just unsubs.
Yo, stop unsubbing!
Please!
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, we're a thousand subscribers away, we're a thousand away from
hitting a mill on the poor channel.
Guys, everybody go sub to poor on YouTube.
Please chat, we are 900 subs away from a mill.
We just gained five K subs in the last like five minutes.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
800 more.
800 more.
800 more.
Everybody go sub.
I'm spamming the link in the chat if you haven't subbed yet.
Go sub to our channel.
We didn't even hit a meal on the old phase channel.
And we only have posted 11 videos.
It's only been three months and we're about to hit a meal right now.
Oh my god 500 there were five or six hundred subscribers away oh my gosh five hundred subscribers
away.
We're going to get a meal we're about to hit a meal.
go some oh my god oh my god three hundred away two hundred away
We did it!
Cork just hit a nail, 3 months, 11 videos, and a million subs!
Yoooo!
We did it!
We just got 6,000 subs in five minutes.
W push from the chat.
a million subs on the group YouTube and chat I know we missed the upload but we
were at streamer you so I know we miss the upload but don't worry we're gonna
make up for it a million subs already chat for the group channel we had a goal
we wanted to reach a million subs but by by the day the day we created the
channel a year later we wanted to reach a million subs we reached a million
subs in three months thank you to everybody who sucks in a core channel
all everybody who watches the videos we got a million subs already and maybe
we'll hit maybe yo we might be able to push for two mil by the end of the
year there's still five months left you never know you never know bro you
never know. Wow, bro. This looks
wait. I gotta see how it looks on
the actual YouTube. I gotta see how
look how one meal looks on the actual
YouTube, bro.
That is so tough. That is so tough.
One meal subscribers.
Waffle. Thank you for the 20 gift
50 subs one million subs, bro
That's crazy, I was wet nutty dude. Y'all just went nutty on them
Y'all just went nutty bro
Damn that's crazy that's crazy that's crazy shout out to all the communities man every community
All the communities bro a million something nuts. Thank you guys tweet tweet do a tweet
Let me let me see if we get to eat on the main channel. Oh wait. I don't have it
I'm not even in the group chat on the phone. Ha just a fat piece of shit on a
Drew
Let's get a tweet up on the core channel for hitting one million
When's the next video?
Next video is going to be soon, Chad.
Next video soon.
I know we missed the upload.
We were at StreamerU, so we couldn't really film a video.
But we're going to film soon.
Why is my Twitter?
I'm not going to get mad.
I'm getting mad.
I feel like I missed so much, but like, I feel like I hit the important stuff.
I was dead ass bullion everybody bro, I was bullying everybody
Yeah, I was dead ass bullied everybody bro, I was bullied everybody
Listen listen listen listen
Hey! Walk him on!
Listen listen
I'm not kissing one bro
Saw that
Hi
Oh my god
New Spaniard Matriola?
Oh shit! Hi!
My name is Peter Parker
I have something to tell you that's gonna sound crazy
But it's the truth
You're the spider-man.
I can't tell anybody about this guy to be the secret.
Okay.
Thank you.
Everybody good?
No, spider-man!
We used to-
Wait, where's the second place at?
Is this grease?
We used to know each other.
We were together.
Wait, this is old?
It was just posted seven hours ago by Spider-Man Movie.
What are y'all talking about?
It's gonna sound like...
I'm not old!
I used to know each other.
We were together.
But something bad was gonna happen.
Me.
And the only way to stop it was to do the hard thing.
You're gonna forget who I am.
On my soul, I wish this was me, bro.
I wish this was me, bro.
God, I wish I was in a, uh, imagine getting the kiss, Spider-Man?
Oh!
You're gonna forget who I am.
What?
What are you talking about?
I'm gonna come find you.
And I'll explain everything.
You're better.
I love you.
I don't know if it's what you tell me, maybe she made it.
She didn't even remember if I told you to talk to her on the eye.
Like a coffee.
Is there anything else?
Maybe I'll never read this to you.
No.
Maybe I'm just writing this for me.
And maybe that's my responsibility.
Well.
To live alone with the truth.
Stage, bro.
I got two weeks. Yo, I'm not gonna watch him. I hate it. I hate to be the very bad news
On this day, I'm going to see the movie today. It comes out just letting on. So I'm gonna be any sooner than that day
Because I'm not just Peter Parker
That's fair and spider-man
No, Spidey, don't do it
Don't do it
You wanna do this scorpion you think I'm scorpion
Oh shit, he got a fucking robotic dick. What is that?
Talk to Banner?
No, Banner.
Oh, Evil Hulk.
Evil Hulk?!
I'm sorry, but you're in danger, what?
I promised you that I would keep you safe.
Please, you just have to trust me. Come on.
Fine.
Did I go out there back? Oh my god, they're back!
You're the only one who can sense it.
Hey, can we do this one at a time, please?
You're the only one who can defeat it.
Oh, it's going to be cinema.
Oh my God, it's going to be cinema!
Bro, Spider-Man is actually my favorite movie series of all time.
The only part I hate about Spider-Man is that I don't get enough.
Anybody else feel that way?
Like, I feel like I don't get enough.
I get like a two-hour movie, and then I have to wait three years for the next one, bro.
Like, I need more.
I want Spider-Man to- I want him to shoot his webs inside of me.
Watch the Doomsday trailer.
Doomsday. December 18th. Avengers Doomsday. I'm gonna be honest. I'm not a larper. I'm
not, I don't really keep up with the Avengers. The only series I really keep up with is Spider-Man.
So I'm not gonna know a lot of these people. I'm not gonna know what's going on here, to
be honest
something's coming
Did Iron Man die?
El Spoil
Iron Man died three years ago in Y'all are talking about L. Spoilers.
Yo, if you have not seen or know that Iron Man died yet and it's 20, 20, 26, you don't
even got to worry about Spoilers.
You're not watching this movie.
He is dying.
He should be faced with an unthinkable position.
He was seven years ago?
Wait, what?
What did you think about this issue?
It was seven years ago?
Wait, what?
It said that Iron Man Tony Stark died in 2023.
I fought with many warriors in my time.
Oh!
Wait, Fantastic Four is Marvel?
They're part of the Avengers?
No far stronger than all of us put together, and they died.
So, it's okay.
So if I want to watch this movie, I need somebody to tell me what movies I have to
watch first to keep up and get up to date, because I haven't even seen the new Fantastic
I've never seen a Thor movie.
Who's that?
Wait, is that Black Panther?
I thought Black Panther was um, who played Black Panther? Oh, it's his sister.
And threats. They're scaring me far less than this one.
Yeah, Chadwick, that's a piece of cake.
Oh, shit.
Who's that?
Everything that they sacrifice will be for nothing if you do not stand together.
Is that fucking avatar?
Who's that, who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
You're not my words.
I know Dr. Doom from Spider-Man.
We're going to need a miracle.
Because Dr. Doom was in an old Spider-Man video game.
Hey, Gnome.
It's not possible.
Oh, no. I think I know Dr. Doom from Fortnite.
Was Dr. Doom in Fortnite?
We're going to need a miracle.
Yeah, Dr. Doom had those like he had like a gauntlet.
It's not possible.
Wait, what?
We're going to need a miracle.
Hey, pal.
It's the bottom.
Wait.
Is that Captain America?
Getting Thor's hammer?
I thought nobody could touch Thor's hammer except Thor.
You need to watch Endgame.
Yeah, I never saw Endgame.
I'm not gonna lie, I never saw Endgame.
I never saw Endgame, bro.
Why are y'all saying what?
I never got the chance to watch Endgame.
I told you, I'm not the biggest Marvel fan.
I'm not like the huge Avengers fan.
I'm just a big, big Spider-Man fan.
And the fact that I didn't see Spider-Man in this trailer
makes me unsure if I wanna watch this movie.
Spider-Man is in the Avengers, yeah I know, but he's not in the trailer.
So I have to watch Endgame before I watch this a hundred percent.
December 18th, 2020, 26th, wow December 18th, that's about a week before Christmas.
Not a bad Christmas present, not a bad Christmas present at all.
What time is the PO close?
Now.
Wait, we have to go right now?
Is my, okay, is my wheelchair.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, can you get my phone too?
Okay, okay, it's 12 minutes away and close that five. Okay, man. Okay. It's 12 minutes away and close that five. Okay, man. Let's go
Are you doing the fuck with me for you?
What do you mean?
There's some loochies downstairs. No cutscene.
What do you mean?
Or the post office is going to close.
Okay, do you know where my show is at?
You what?
My shoe?
You only have one shoe?
Yeah.
Ah, Drew.
I'm sorry.
I got bad news, I had to hop all the way downstairs because I left your wheelchair downstairs and I can't find your wheelchair.
You can't find the wheelie wheelie one?
No, I think someone with ADHD took it and wrote it somewhere.
Okay, so we're going to have to order new wheels here.
Yeah, I mean I'll look around.
You see the crutches?
No, no, no, crutches are worse than helping, oh god.
I tried using credit yesterday on my soul my armpits hurt this morning. I'm not a baby
Wait, you want to treat you want to eat the million yeah, you think it's good like this
One million subscribers on YouTube
Thank you guys for all the support
It means the world to us.
Like that?
Oh, I'm not reading chat.
Yes, okay, but wait what?
Okay, and
Mods family and chat mods post a new poor tweet like in the chat
While at least you're such an athlete that when you hop around on one foot and you go down the stairs
actually crazy you're probably in the top 0.1% of athletes in the world.
Thank you, Chad.
Does it even work when you're wheelchair?
Fuck, it means it works.
Well, we're going to go inside and then I'm going to have to take your wheelchair out
You're gonna hop inside and grab the package and go right back.
Exactly.
You should already leave your wheelchair at the door.
Kai's coming!
What's that noise?
Oh, I think something's falling off.
Something's falling off.
You're saying y'all not making it?
Yeah, but you don't give me the right to go. That's what I'm saying.
I'll be back. I'm telling you, let's leave the wheelchair here.
I'm gonna take a pee in the woods, I'm gonna go take a pee in the woods.
Dude, I have to be so fucking bad.
Fuck, I have to pee!
Dude!
Chad, everybody go like the new court suite, please.
I'm sorry, you're going to pee.
Do I have time to go piss?
Uh, not really.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, there's a new fucking pee in my...
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Careful, Lacey.
Give me some of my camera.
Hell yeah.
I was here.
All right.
Get in the car.
Hey, Lacey.
Yo.
Hit me.
Lacey, please.
No one left on me, bro.
That's a weird dog.
I had a good catch.
All right.
All right, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
We're taking the wheelchair?
I don't have the key.
I just hand you the keys.
You did?
Yeah.
Don't worry, Shannon.
I got it.
Are your wheelchair extended here?
OK.
Dude, it's fucking hot in here.
It's hot in here.
I guess you could say we're in the Sahara Desert.
What time is it?
We're so cold.
gonna make it? Don't stall. Don't stall? What do you mean, don't stall? I'm just driving.
Wait, wait, the way Phantom's coming to arrest Suburbebe with a BB gun.
She let me like step on it. Yeah, so I'm a little worried about the lens chat. When I
I took out a suitcase chat, it wouldn't fully unzip out.
So if I went pointing the string, the lens gets blocked.
Dude, what if we're going to PO
and no one in the chat sent me any packages?
Chad, if y'all want to be in the next PO box opening,
exclamation mark PO in the chat,
you guys can send me any packages you want.
I open it on stream and it gets turned into a YouTube video.
You get your name shouted out
and I get to see what you sent me.
And if you don't want to go to the PO box,
you can literally just go on Amazon
me something from Amazon. Mods, please pin the PO Box address. Let me see how, let me
check in with Grock, see how Grock's doing. Hey, Grock! Haven't talked to you in a
couple weeks. How you doing, sweetheart?
Doing just fine things. Though I gotta say, calling me sweetheart right off the bat?
Bold move. What have you been up to?
You know me, I just got back from Streamer University.
Streamer University? That's not a real thing, right? Sounds like some made-up influence or nonsense.
What? Were they teaching you how to beg for donations on Twitch or something?
Uh, no, actually, Streamer University is a university that Kaisenat throws, and he invites
a bunch of streamers, small streamers, medium-sized streamers, big streamers, and everybody gets
to create content and learn about how to create content.
Come on, that's just a rich guy throwing a content creator summer camp and calling
it a university.
Doesn't make it legitimate education.
It's literally just streamers hanging out making videos.
How is that learning anything useful?
Um, well it is an official university because it's at a college campus.
Being on a college campus doesn't magically make it an official university.
That's like saying if I throw a party in a library, it suddenly becomes an accredited
library science program.
Ridiculous.
Okay well Dean Sennett said it's an official university and I graduated so I don't want
to hear it.
Dean Snack?
Who the hell is that?
No, no! His name is Dean Sinat! Kai Sinat's the Dean!
Alright, so basically you went to Kai Sinat's content creator sleepover, and now you're pretending it's a real degree. That's cute.
What exactly did they teach you at this so-called university?
No, I'm not pretending I have a real degree. I got a diploma and everything. I graduated from Shira University.
It's not a sleepover.
Well, me personally, I was one of the big streamers that went, so I didn't learn that
much new information.
I was able to share my information with smaller creators and help them out.
Oh, so you just went there to play professor for smaller creators? How noble of you.
Well, no. Let's be honest.
No, I wasn't a professor, I was a student.
Then why did you just say you didn't learn that much because you're a big streamer?
Pick a lane. Either you learn stuff or you didn't learn stuff.
Okay, I did- Yes! Yes, I did learn stuff. Yes, I learned stuff.
Oh, now you learned stuff? Make up your mind.
First you said you didn't learn anything because you're too big and important.
Now suddenly you did. So which is it?
That's NOT what I said!
What did you learn that was worth your time?
Okay, I learned a lot about YouTube. I learned a lot about how to create content.
I learned about how to network. I learned about how to put on a big event, how to get sponsorships,
how to make money, and most importantly, how to help the people around you create content.
All that sounds like stuff you could learn from any free YouTube tutorial or just by actually
streaming for a few months.
You're telling me you needed Kai Sinat's permission to figure out how to network and make money?
That's not education.
That's just hanging out with people who figured it out before you?
No, it just, it, it, it, it, it helps when it's coming from people who have already
done it.
Do you think the only way to learn from successful people is to go to some glorified influencer
I mean god damn bitch!
You got a lot, you got a lot of criticism, everything?
How about you just congratulate me and say wow, Kai Sanat held a great university?
Congratulate you for what? Going to an expensive content creator summer camp?
Sorry, but I call it like I see it.
If you wanted someone to just nod and agree with you, you should have talked to someone else.
It's not, I graduated. I got an actual diploma and I got an award. It's a real, and there's
a whole yearbook and there's real classes. It is a real university. Over a million people
applied.
Oh please, a diploma and a yearbook from a five-day stream of boot camp at some college
campus doesn't make it a real university. Over a million applicants for 120 spots
just means Kai knows how to market a content farm, not that it's legitimate
education. It's a glorified collab event with props. Okay, so if Kai if Kai
doesn't know how to educate, how come I gained over a million followers on my
social medias? That's not education, that's the power of association. You
You got followers because you got to hang out with Kai and his circle, not because you learned some...
You're a hater!
Na-na-na!
I notice that.
I notice you're a hater. You're a fucking hater.
I'm not a hater. You're just always wrong. There's a difference.
So what's your problem with Streamer University? Why do you have such a big problem with it?
That's what I thought, bitch.
Dead silent now, aren't ya?
My problem?
It's a...
No, no, no.
She's pissing me off.
She's disrespecting the dean.
I don't like when she disrespects the dean.
No connection.
Yeah.
I don't like what she disrespects the Dean.
No connection.
Yeah, so what's your problem with Shimmer University?
Go ahead, tell me.
Oh, where do I even start?
Everything about Shimmer is a pretentious disaster.
You don't even know what you're talking about!
What a shite! You're just hating to hate!
You mean Shimer? I'm hating because it's deserved. Sitting in a circle pretending reading Play-Doh
makes you enlighten-
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! No, no, no! I said, what is your problem with Streamer University,
the college event that Kaisa and Nat host that I just graduated from, top of my class?
Oh please, top of your class at a four-day content farm where they lock streamers in
a dorm to manufacture drama?
That's not a university.
That's a reality show with worse production value than Big Brother.
You didn't graduate anything, you just survived Kai's height machine for clout.
Like you're just a hater for no reason.
What is your problem?
What is your problem?
university I don't get it because it's all fake four days of people screaming
crying and doing stupid challenges for views and you call it graduating come on
it's manufactured drama for content real universities don't have graduation
ceremonies sponsored by energy drinks and rage shadows
um yeah well kai sanat does and I got a diploma I got to go up on stage and I
graduated. It seems like you're jealous that you didn't get invited. Jealous? Of what? A
participation trophy from a glorified Twitch house party? Please. I'd rather be jealous
of someone who actually learned something. Instead of watching you all fight over pizza
and pretend it's academic achievement, that diploma's worth less than the paper it's
printed on. You're jealous you didn't get to go. Jealous of what exactly? Getting
to hang out with a bunch of internet addicts, screaming at each other for content-
No, you know what it is? You know what it is? You're probably jealous that you didn't get to meet Lacey.
Jealous of meeting Lacey? Bro, please. That whole thing was just Kai handing out
clout like candy at a content farm. You graduated-
Yeah, I'm actually done talking to her. I'm actually done talking to her, bro.
I'm actually done. All right, Chad, we're at the PO office.
Um, like I said, if you want to be in the next PO video, you can send me a mail to my PO box
It's pinned in the chat right now the address
How do you always have food
Let's see how much mail we have.
What number?
I don't think you should open it.
What number?
Uh, 8099.
It may not be much, but let's see.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Chad, keep in mind we have a bunch at the house.
How many packages are at the house?
I don't know, maybe 20.
Oh, you 20 already?
Okay, come on.
Oh, no
Two packages.
I got hit in the face with a fucking phone.
Thank you sir.
We're going.
Just to open the door to me.
Open the door.
Ow, Frank. Ow.
Now we have to stop and get my phone.
This is what it's called.
How far is it?
A little 10 minute drive, not a bad shout.
Better listen to music?
Anything but rock.
It makes me hate car rides.
Well guess what?
I don't care if you hate car rides.
Well no, I'd like car rides.
It's not when I have an AI slob talking in my ear the entire time.
Well then you should probably get some headphones.
Good driving, Leigh!
My God, that should be a professional F2 driver!
driving okay all right chat I finally get to get my phone back bro and I can
finally like answer your guy's text yeah I know you know many texts I'm probably
gonna have for my guy my guys probably get to the Yolbrom hope you got home
safe. I'm gonna miss you dude. It was a blast. That's sure you hanging out with
you and shit. You're a great guy. Love you, dude. Love you brother. I have my
seatbelt on Chad. You guys understand when I put it might when I put the
strap over my arms I hurt because I have a torn knee.
That's why.
How does that not make sense?
You guys have never had a torn ACL.
You don't know.
You don't understand clearly how why that hurts.
So everybody in this shed has had a torn ACL before, I guess?
Shut up and let me play that shit!
I'm just gonna have some dinner with my friends, I'm not really there yet
We got a little rain on the basement, I'm so kind of out of shape
But they think I'm a little hot, hot, hot, hot
Don't mistake me, I'm hot, don't mistake me
The better it is, I'm a little sunny now
Yes!
She don't know, she don't know
She don't know, she don't know
Don't get in the way of me, if you don't get me
Cause you're bad
Are you retching?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
We all see here acting like that's not a banger.
See you're acting like that song is not a banger, bro
And fun fact back back when I didn't have a tour ACL and I was in college
I used to be able to do the dance to on my soul. I used to get on the ground. I used to hit the
Fuck yeah, I can actually probably do it with a tour ACL
I used to hit that shit, bro. I'm not even trolling.
I used to know how to do the whole dance of split and everything.
It's not a slay queen.
You're 23 by the way.
Why are we acting like we all did not do the walk dance?
Brother, back in the day, if I was at a party,
I was hitting the WAP dance in the middle of the party.
You're the first person to ever hit the WAP dance
with a torn ACL.
That actually might be true.
All right, hopefully I can get my phone.
They said I have to know my, my Apple.
Do you know your Apple ID?
Nope.
So why would you come?
Cause I said Face ID works too.
Why don't you have your phone?
Cause Haskell broke it.
And what a bore next time I see Haskell in person,
I'm breaking his ACL, tearing it.
Me and Haskell at beef now
Hello
Hello, how are you doing Mike?
Hello, I'm here to pick up my phone Nicholas
Also, they need my face, I need it to fix, finish it.
Bilzo said, stop rollin' around, you're lucky I'm not there,
I'm gonna kick you off your wheelchair.
Yo, Bilzo, there's no beam to save you anymore, buddy.
If I catch you lackin', if I catch,
ever catch you lackin' in public
on my soul, you're goin' in the toilet.
You ever had a swirly?
I'm gonna put your head in a toilet,
I'm gonna flush it on your head.
Thank you.
Are y'all laughing at my name, sweet ass Nicholas?
Do you think the name Nicholas is, like, sweet?
Oh my God, it speaks.
Wait, how did you guys do this?
It's just stuck around the back.
Display not recognized, it says.
We're going to calibrate it.
Okay, where do I press?
Just hit okay.
Right, what was it?
Oh, you guys fixed the back, too?
Yeah.
Wait, how do y'all do that?
It was fully busted.
So you see I'm in a wheelchair, some guy named Haskell decided to take my phone and put it on top of a light pole, because he knows I can't stand up, and then I was trying to shake the light pole to get it down, and it fell and cracked.
So I was getting bullied. I was at Evelyn University with Kaisa Matt, and he was the dean.
And then Phamom came and arrested me, and he made me hop all the way to the station,
and then I had to get 500 subs to bail them out.
But don't worry, I still graduated.
So there are a few more minutes.
I'm in.
Do you guys stick to batteries, too?
Yeah.
I'm guessing you didn't get to get to the batteries.
It was fine.
It's good.
Okay.
Eventually, just replace it.
Yeah.
But then you should have seen it was crazy.
The insinat had cut me and cut me didn't like me the whole time.
Every time I tried to talk to him, he looked away.
But it's okay. Jason DeWeene had a fight night.
But then the fight night got raided by the frat and there was a bunch of farts right because of the science club.
Thank you.
Oh my gosh, I forgot to tell him about Suburban with the guns, oh no.
Andrew Kai brought hot sauce.
Oh, I forgot to tell him.
Son, he don't give a fuck.
He's trying to fit in.
Son, he don't give a fuck.
Right.
He's typing the name.
You're not traumatising, Jack.
Should I get a phone case now?
Phone case is for sissies.
for sissies? Could you just say phone cases or for sissies?
No phone case at all.
Oh, Mr. Big Bad Wolf, you're going to blow my house down?
Like, dude, it's a phone case. It's called protection.
Yeah, protection for sissies. Don't drop your phone. How about that?
Oh, my God.
What?
Someone found your passport.
What? Still gone? Who?
I don't know. Joe said they found it.
So you just forgot to put it in my bag?
What do you mean forgot to put it in your bag?
You probably didn't put it in your bag.
You packed for me.
Yes, but I just assumed your passport
would be in your passport.
Well, you know what happens when you assume?
You make an ass out of you and me.
Well, guess what?
Maybe you should take care of your belongings.
Well, maybe you should get a fucking Donald Duck off
your shirt.
This is not going to lie.
Never mind.
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That's not how it works.
Use code Lacey at checkout.
I have a code.
Code to the wall.
No, no, no, this is not a code, is it?
Yeah, you actually get a phone case.
Well, you know where they have a pocket rocky.
Isn't that what these are called?
Wait, so we don't need to get any type of other names.
Wait, should I get a pocket rocky?
You still want the drivers, don't you?
Yes.
Wait, should I get a pocket rocky?
You put these on the back of your phone.
Oh, yeah, Chad, I need your guys' help.
So I applied to get a LAID,
and apparently I have to retake my driver's test.
So, can you guys help me study?
I'm taking a Kahoot, a Kahoot with the chat.
I need the chat to help me study, because I have to retake my driver's test.
And apparently I have to do like a, I have to do like a test in person, and it's 25 questions.
What if I'm just streaming?
You definitely can't film that.
What if I put Metaglass, what if I get like the knockoff Metaglasses, and I stream my POV,
and then I have, and then I have my chat on an Apple Watch, and they give me answers.
So you're going to record yourself live doing a crime.
You're the one who does it.
You should just get a screen protector.
You don't need a case.
No, I don't like having a screen protector.
Then you'll just get out with that.
Screen protectors? You know what those are for?
Little sissy boys.
Oh, and by the case of it.
Chad, should I get a case or a screen protector?
You look like a single gay dad?
How would I be a dad with a gay?
I was not throwing ass in my car.
You need both?
Okay, okay, do I get, do I get tempered glass?
Wait, it's all tempered glass.
So what's the difference between tempered glass and non-tempered glass?
Do just buy a fake ID, okay, so you want me to get a fake ID and try to travel through
airports with it?
You realize how quick I'll be on a no-fly list?
Get a privacy screen protector.
What is this one? Liquid glass. Scratch resistant and invincible protection for Pell's dirt and
dust. It's not liquid-ass. So Chad, do I get liquid glass or tempured glass?
Sir, I want to answer those phone calls.
Yeah, they're prank calls.
Sorry about that, man.
Oh, wait, this temperature glass is darker.
There are some holes in this house, beans, Colin.
What glass would you recommend, tempiered glass or liquid glass?
Okay, can I do with that please and then what case would you recommend?
For this one, I don't really have one right now.
Okay, I'll just do the tempier glass.
Should I get a pop rocket too?
Social distance, son, it is not 2020.
Sure, social distance is not only for COVID, fun fact.
Social distancing was created back in the 1800s
due to people wanting personal space.
Good, thank you.
Private to your regular.
Private to your regular, other regular.
Thank you.
How's your week, Ben, man?
My week's been crazy. Let me tell you about it.
I've seen a couple of things about it.
I went to university with Dean Sinette.
I was in a wheelchair and people were pouring water on me.
Some of the baby was running around shooting people with guns.
Phantom arrested a bunch of people. He arrested me, actually.
Saw the clips, yeah.
It's been crazy, it's been crazy.
And then, I know he says you don't have a case,
but let me check for you.
Oh, can you tell the case for the case of different cc's?
Oh, I mean, with the condition in this phone,
I would say you need a case.
So.
Oh!
Well, that's a cc's, Jay.
If you don't know, what's the point of paying
for apple care?
I don't have apple care.
Good point.
You want to know why I don't have apple care?
Because I don't care about apples.
Mm-hmm.
That's the most case you can do.
Where's the Sander Pro?
I think it's the last one.
Last one.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think it's the last one.
Yeah, but it's the standard Pro.
It's okay. I'm getting a temp-eared glass.
Wait, he fixed my screen but it's still cracked.
Isn't your phone...
Your phone.
All different phones.
I gotta say...
Wait, so I can come to you guys and you guys can replace my battery?
Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll come to you guys and you'll probably be in terms of time.
Or am I paying for it?
Oh, you pay for our battery. Yeah. It's one time out of pocket.
Oh, and it'll just be like a refresh battery.
Then we'll brand you out the battery.
Okay.
Yo, why are y'all being weird, Chad?
Stop calling.
Why?
Sit.
Oh, hi, sir.
Thank you, oh my gosh.
It's a brand new phone.
It's literally like a brand new phone, Chad.
It's literally, it charges up and everything.
Let me check my mom texted me
while I was away from my phone.
Nick, Nick, you need to answer Nick, granny past.
I'm on text to meet three days ago that my granny passed.
I didn't have a phone to answer it.
I didn't have a phone to answer it.
What did they say?
We got a phone.
Sorry about that, man.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I'm getting a lot of calls, bro, I'm not answering your phone, I'm busy right now,
I'm working.
A hundred grandma pass away twice.
Dude, I love my TikTok.
I want to go around and make fun of me.
I'm finally back on my TikTok.
Wait, why do I have an account warning?
Yeah.
For what?
Apparently, TikTok isn't like, they're going to my wheelchair.
Account warning.
You have multiple strikes on your account for violating community guidelines.
It's because you're in a wheelchair.
For bullying.
Yeah, because people are bullying you in your wheelchair.
I got an account warning for someone saying kick him down the stairs
You know tiktok are we serious?
All right, Yana texted me oh
Yana texted me
Hey, what do you want to say?
Yana's texted me
Lacey wants Yana to be a caretaker. She said, let's do it. All right. We have two
people locked in. We have Jay Shock and Yana locked in as two caretakers. Yana
is officially gonna be my caretaker for a day after I get surgery. Oh, no, thank
you all right thank you guys so much man you too
look $27 got my phone fixed it's never a bad show what do you mean insurance
covered it I have like phone insurance or some shit
Paul J. Shock now?
There's a bunch of shit I have to do.
First off, can you give me my phone?
I gotta text Kai and give him my number.
Alright, because Kai finally gave me his phone number and now I get to text him and
say, hey this is Lace.
Should I send him a voicemail to start?
No.
See that. Add phone.
I do not leak this room.
Okay. Alright. Mobile.
This is Lacey.
You send me a voice memo.
Hey Casey, one million.
It's Lacey here.
sending you a voice memo, giving you my number, making sure you lock it in.
You know, thanks for inviting me to Streamer University. I had a great time
and honestly, you're just such a great dean and such a great guy and I'm
really excited. You know, maybe hopefully I come back to
Streamer University 27 in Europe. That would be really amazing
and I'm really excited for the move of that drop.
And you know, you're just an amazing human being,
Dean. And this is Lacey and I just want to say, you know,
You're a great-looking guy, right? Talk to you soon, at least he out.
It's not D1, Chad. I'm literally giving- I'm sending him a voice memo because I took his number down.
Call Epic? Okay, I'ma call- er, not Epic, I'ma call JayShock.
Who else's number did I take down that I forgot?
I'm actually getting the post up on my on my shit again go like new new IG post if
you haven't yet. Dude, how does my Instagram post have 400,000 likes? What the fuck? Oh you're
I gotta get Cuddy. I got a text Cuddy and let him know it's me to wait
Actually, I'm gonna do what I'm off. Sure. I'm doing a mushroom. So I don't leak anything
How much I'll leak anyone's number I'm not gonna do right now
We'll face have Jay shock on FaceTime Jay shock
I look chopped today.
I feel like my camera's really blurry.
Sheshawk got awake?
Sheshawk's not answering!
Wait, what if he doesn't know it's me calling?
Cause I never texted him.
Wait, let me text him and make sure he knows it's me.
Jay shock, this is Lacey
He's busy with Sophia
Now check can we just talk about something real quick
Can we talk about something real quick chat? How does a tick-tock of me and Kai?
Have 1.2 million views, but then my thirst trap has three million
How is my like why do my thirst traps do so good?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
The fat ass, step inside it
The mad, mad, mad jokes
My teacher always got the ass, but she passed
She started off so innocent
She had a vibe in the niggas, but the niggas
Was the youngest, great person
Oh, she's getting cool
People niggas look at me
And then I still got eyes on their hidden
Hips on them, and then lips on them
Got me daydreaming, man, what
Now she rise on it, and she sits
On it, it got hard for me to stand up
It's time goes by
I said I'm like a pro, baby, you know where the hell the stuff is.
Play J-Shox has texted me.
Play Drake, play Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake, I got you all.
It's the best new Drake song from the new album.
Chad, we got PO Box in five minutes.
Wait, Jay shock's calling me.
Jay shock!
What's up, bro?
How you doing, man?
I'm live on stream right now.
I was just calling and I wanted to make sure
you got home to see how you're doing, bro.
You wanna say what's up to the stream?
I am live. Yeah
Hey, we got Jay shock. Jay shock. Listen. Yes, sir. Hey Jay shock. Listen. What are you gonna come to LA, bro?
You're gonna be here Friday
You want to do something this weekend we all hang out
You're staying a week I
Fuck you do do it. You gotta pull up to the new crib
So I think I'm gonna stay with Nick, uh, Nick's house, but I think my parents are gonna come because they wanna see L.A. They never done there.
Yeah, bro!
Yeah, I mean-
I mean, I like to stay with you, I like to stay with you, you know, we can do some content.
Let's do it, you gotta pull me-
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'm a baby, yeah
I'm a baby, yeah
I'm a baby, yeah
I wanna tell you I'm a baby, oh yeah
I don't want to be a... I don't want to live!
So baby show me some
Yeah
Usually classes look like it's apple juice
You say smoke and weed, girl, for your natural
You expect me to look like it, I buy you nice things
But you ain't call it transactional
You say you download a page, and the most compatible
Nothing was magical
It's the only you mentioned
You say I slap the whole city, you sign up like half a kid
That's not your act
They ain't no credit pulling out my rake of the track
to get me to the practice
Damn, I know what I didn't know
down when I done a gun
left at the haste
You went to Queens University
now you will graduate
7th of the year
F-A-N-G-E-L-E
You say?
Chad, what's the song with Drake where he goes
uh, I've, ah fuck
he talks about like
I've never gotten this close
I'm so close, so close
so close to making it real
two-in-one-in-one-income-household
I think I think it's white bone
I gotta skip to that part but I saw it
that part is stuck in my head bro
Here's what I know
It's what I do know. I'm the only dog you know.
One head who we are. Who are the states you like me?
Nobody truly knows. You said that you're nothing, baby.
You said that you should know. You might as well give me a rose.
But that is who we are. I'm the fastest dog that we even all like.
Who we know. It's just how we both know.
And it's all the screams go.
I love you so much, can I lose you so?
I've heard about soulmates, I've never gotten this close
So close, so close
So close to making it real
Sweet on the house, home for choosing your prism
Wow, bro, like I just when I hear his voice I get I literally want to come
Thank you.
Like that Asher saw a clip, Nina Lynn celebrates in place songs about Lacey in the courthouse
getting swatted.
There's no way we're celebrating people calling the cops and trying to get other human being
shot.
I mean bro that's just like, I've literally never spoken on her ever in my life.
That's why I give a reply to the tension.
You just got banned on Twitch for like three days and then Twitch will for some reason unban her.
Like why? People call swats with the attempt to get me killed and you're celebrating that?
That's so weird. That's so weird.
So cringe.
she was night like I'm gonna go out of your house like talk to her I streamer
you too if she didn't like
Yeah, Ziggie, let's do Ziggies while it's getting taken away by my children.
That's why I took it away in the first place and I remod them back.
I'm not too comfortable again now.
Yeah, Ziggie, it's so funny celebrating cops aiming guns at me
and thinking that I killed someone and wanting to shoot me.
It's so funny bro.
It is? Okay cool.
That's why your in my DMs begging me to buy you a World Cup ticket.
A World Cup ticket you bro, bitch.
Why would that ever work?
Babe Russell, can you help me just put all the packages in the middle? They're all in the corner.
Yeah.
Alex, do you want to open them up on your desktop or...
Lace?
Huh?
Do you want to open them in the middle or on your desktop?
What happened?
The packages.
Um...
What's easier? Because you can't really sit on the floor.
Probably... Probably desktop.
Yeah.
My focus will dead DM you asking for money and then the next day make fun of someone trying to get you shot and killed like
Mike is quiet
Is it better
Fuck I'm tired man.
Is that you're worth enough thought?
Macy getting sw- Macy getting swatted?
Macy getting swatted?
That has he's getting swatter right now
Like yeah, dude
Literally, I'm the only person who actually said hello to you
One of the only people who wasn't weird to you in person that streamer you and you want to celebrate cops ending guns at me
Like this is like just a weird human.
We're sitting here celebrating someone calling the police and saying that I killed someone.
So I walk out, I roll out of my house in a wheelchair, my hands up to 10 guns aimed
at me and a sniper on the hill.
We're sitting here celebrating that.
Like this is it.
It's insane.
It's actually insane.
Whatever, bro.
Whatever.
I need my bloody watch to rest.
Oh
All right sure about a new fucking P. Oh my god, we actually have a lot of P. Oh, holy shit
Bro, we have like 40 packages!
Oh my god!
But, but...
We want J-Shock?
Chad, what do you mean?
What the fuck do you want me to do with J-Shock?
He's at dinner right now.
I just called him on the phone.
He said he's at dinner with his parents.
How much do you want to bet there's a build on there?
Listen, chat.
We're about to get into PO.
If anybody wants to be in the next PO opening or be on stream or in the YouTube video for
with the next PO, it's pinned in the chat,
the PO box address, you can go to your local mail
and send something if you want,
or you can literally just order something
right off Amazon and send it to my PO box.
The next PO opening will probably be
in about two, three weeks.
Okay, what does PO mean?
It's basically fan mail.
So like people from the chat
and from YouTube send me stuff in the mail.
I'm gonna break this a little bit.
Should we get into it?
Should I do a little YouTube intro about a bad shout?
Yo, what's good, YouTube?
We're back with another banger fan mail video.
We just got back from Schremer University and we have a ton of fan mail as you guys
can see about 40 packages that you guys sent.
So shout out to you.
We're going to go through the packages and if you guys want to send me fan mail
to be in my next video, the PO Box address is right here on the screen.
it is in the description.
Appreciate all of you for sending me P.O.
and let's get into the opening.
All right, first, should we do the letters first?
Actually, no, let's start off with some of these.
This, this.
Okay, all right, let's start off with this right here.
This is from, oh, it's to Drew Wall,
AKA Lacey's Boy Toy.
Drew, maybe stop stuffing your face with candy and junk and try some healthy snacks for once.
From Drew's biggest hater.
And it's an open box of rice crisps.
Why is the box open?
It comes with apple cinnamon, buttermilk ranch,
cheddar and caramel.
Like why is the box open?
I kinda wanna try the buttermilk ranch.
Oh, I'm gonna try the cheddar, I'm gonna try the cheddar.
Chad, if a fan said them, I have to try it.
It's only right.
It's only respectful and right.
Mods, can you guys change title to, uh, Streamer University Recap, Biggest P.O. Open?
Mmm.
Mmm. Okay.
Okay.
Thank you for sending Drew some healthy snacks, bro. Thank you.
Alright.
Next up, we have a letter.
To Lacy.
From Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Someone said you snatched.
But do you want to hear the note that I do?
Drew, stop stuffing your face with candy and junk and try some healthy snacks for once.
Start with these from Drew's biggest hater.
Bro, I'm very healthy.
Look at this meal that I'm about to eat.
Festivals, rice, chicken.
Wait, who's that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey.
Come on, let me have a little bit.
One piece.
The shrimp?
That was the last shrimp.
Oh, okay.
Happy Halloween.
From Elle.
Oh, fuck, it's July.
It's July, L!
From L, wait, isn't L like,
isn't L the person in, from Pretty Little Liars?
That's ball knowledge, that's ball knowledge,
that's ball knowledge.
Little scary there.
Okay, next we have a letter from D. Costco.
Oh, that's A. Oh, okay.
This says, give it to me, Lacey, and it's a picture of me suited up in my bed from three
years ago.
And the letter says, hey, Lacey, I have two things to ask.
Can I come in your butt for some fun?
Two, I want to start up a YouTube.
Can you show my YouTube username, please?
First video I'll make is whatever you want.
Please, as a thank you, I printed you a cost, a custom profile picture from
Dominic, please don't be a pedo.
I'm 15.
Oh, God, his, uh, his, his, oh, what?
First yes, yes, you have to tell them on YouTube.
Yes, so the YouTube video idea.
I'll say your name.
I want you to upload a video of you saying Lacey 100,000
times.
That's your first YouTube video.
You have to say my name 100,000 times, OK?
And his YouTube name is at DC Got It.
Mr. Beast's Ass Challenge.
Shut up.
All right, this says to Lacey James.
I already do not like the shape of this.
No, maybe it's a water bottle.
Uh-oh.
Oh, wait.
What is this?
it says open something's in here when I touch it how do you even open it
Do I open it or no?
What if it's a bomb?
Nothing happens when I shake it.
I don't want it to hurt me.
What if it hurts me?
Look, I'm going to snip it.
Nothing happened.
What the fuck was that bro?
Like what was this weak, what is this weak ass shit?
Brother, oh my god!
It's a sperm bomb!
It dropped a little like semen sperm!
Brother, there's sperm all over me!
It's a nut mom.
No! Now there's like shit all over my desk!
Like why? Why would you push it onto the floor?
Because it's easier to bloom and sweep up?
I'm sorry I was jorkin' so you got a horny and you sent me a sperm bomb, okay?
This next package just says too lacy.
You sent me a shirt that says the fat guy is here.
What size?
Yo, this doesn't even make sense.
An extra large shirt for the fat guy doesn't even make sense, bro.
I should say the skinny guy is here.
The fat guy is here.
Like, cool, bro.
Thanks.
Thanks for the shirt insulting me.
Thanks for the shirt and it's too tight.
Yeah, maybe because I have two shirts on.
Idiots.
Is there a note in here?
Oh, there is a note, I think.
Oh, there's not.
All right, next up we got a letter.
We got another letter.
To Lacey from Tyrone.
Oh, wow, okay.
Hey Lacey, my name is Tyrone. I'm 16. I live in Houston and I love watching your videos.
They help cheer me up. My mom is an alcoholic who sexually assaults me. At a young age she
started kicking me out. At the age of 13 to now, she always tells me I'm worthless
how I don't deserve to live. She kicked me out. Eight months ago, I've been living without her
for those months. I'd love to talk to you even for one minute. It'd make me happy. I didn't have a
dad grown up, so I've had to learn a lot for myself. You're the reason I've been trying to get
into streaming take a chance on me please here's my phone number please don't
read out loud why did you put please don't read out loud at the bottom of
paper. He wrote the whole thing out at the top and then at the very bottom of the paper
It says, please read to self, not out loud.
Al-Nazi.
Here's my TikTok, can I get a shout out?
Oh, please read to self or out loud.
Please don't email me.
Okay, yeah, I'm just gonna phone you since you're home, but I'll give him a call.
I'll give him a call.
I feel like I feel bad.
Checking my ring?
Here we go, okay, wait.
The call has been forwarded to voicemail.
Hi, if you record your name and reason for calling.
Who are you?
Hi, if you record your name and reason for calling, I'll see if this person is available.
See number he gave me.
Here.
Interesting. That means he's in jail? Or he's 16? He's not in jail.
And I've paid the number!
Alright.
Next up, too lazy from Devon.
Here we go, bro. Like, what did Devon say? What did Devon send me, dude?
What did you send me Devon?
Hey again, I got some gifts for you.
P.S. Throw Coco out of window.
From Devon.
You got me a bullshit button.
So, Devin, you got me a bullshit button.
Thank you, Devin, for the bullshit button.
This next one, it just says, for Lacey himself.
You are actually a bot.
It hurts trying to watch you open some of these packages.
Please use this to help you out from curiosity.
Smith and Wesson?
Isn't this a gun company?
You send me a gun?
In P.O.?
Oh!
It's a knife to open P.O.
Wake!
A knife to open P.O. Wake!
Waaay! This is tough! Thank you!
A P.O. knife!
Good.
It says too lacy with three Ys.
Is your blood type Pepsi?
This is from Snowy.
Okay.
Mexican Candy Mix!
Bang!
Max win!
Wait, I only have ever tried Mexican candy!
What is a squinkle?
A squinkle!
Salsa flavored spaghetti?
Pulparee... pulp... pulparendo mango flavor.
Okay. Wait, why is the candy a little, why is it kind of spicy? Why is it kind of smoky?
It's spicy for some reason, Jack.
Okay, we got a sucker, a lollipop.
What's down here?
Okay.
We got a loco chocas chamoy.
A loco's chocos chamoy.
Okay, here we have a mmm, I don't know, I fuck with this, but I want to try it all,
so I'ma spit it out.
Okay.
Here we have a pulparindo.
I don't know if you've ever seen this pulp.
Pulp.
Wait.
Pulparindo.
Never tried it.
try it you have to bite it it's sweet bite it why
Why is it so spicy?
Why is it so spicy?
Brother!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my god!
It's just fucking extra spicy on it!
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro!
Okay, I'm done. I'm not a sissy, man.
Now I'm trying a squinkled salsa getty.
What are you telling me?
This is candy spaghetti.
And they give you this packet?
Do I put this on top of the spaghetti?
To all my Mexicans in the chat, do I put this on top of the spaghetti or no?
Yes.
Okay.
Whoa.
How much sauce though?
I feel like it's a little messy, okay?
It's all on there.
Now eat it.
But how though?
It's like this.
Squinkle.
It's not bad.
I kind of liked it. It's like it has like a watermelon flavor with a little hint of like a little spice
Not bad not bad at all
Not bad at all
Thank you for sending me candy, bro. W snowy
Is it bad that I trust you guys so much that I eat food?
You send me a B.L.?
Is that bad?
Okay.
Next up, we have so many packages.
Y'all went crazy.
Okay.
Next up, this is from Kyren.
All right, hold on.
Here we go, promo.
Oh, he'll send me a letter that says business proposal.
He sent me a flattened kit.
I've never seen a KitKat this flat.
He sent me a happy birthday card and in it says email or DM me I want to show you the
pieces I'm dropping next.
Spider-Man, Superman, and Batman themed.
This could be the start of something special.
Read, it's a fucking four page essay.
I was wondering if you'd be interested
in a potential co-owner opportunity.
I own a small clothing brand.
I've been running it for about two years.
I can pretty much make anything and everything.
Inspiration from brands like Nike, Oakley, and Merchrom.
Next drop are superhero themed teas.
I also designed a cat graphic tea just for fun.
This isn't a slap a logo on a hoodie type of brand.
I'm genuinely serious about this
and I know we would thrive in this industry.
I've seen a lot of streamer clothing brands,
and it's obvious they're missing a creative mind,
hence why people are buying purely
because of the person running it, not the clothes themselves.
Okay, let me take a look at it.
Listen, Jack, not the vets.
I'm always open to business opportunities, bro,
so let me take a look at the clothings.
Let me take a look at the clothing.
The only issue I could see, man, is, I'm gonna be honest,
as soon as you slap my name on a brand,
and you start selling Spider-Man Superman
Batman shirts you're just asking for a lawsuit brother. I'm just keeping it real with you. You're asking for a lawsuit
Okay
First shirt is Kobe
Backing posting up LeBron or posting up Michael Jordan
I will 100% wear this. I will say this is, this is probably my least favorite texture
of shirt. I don't like this texture of shirt. I like cotton more. But this is not bad,
I feel like anybody could make this, no?
Okay.
This is the second shirt he sent me.
Okay, some sunglasses on a shirt.
Listen dude, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm not gonna lie to you dude.
I like the Kobe one.
I'd like to see the superhero ones,
but the issue you're gonna run into is again,
if you wanna start selling shirts with Spider-Man
and Superman and Batman and making a business,
You have to have the cop, you have to have the rights to do that, otherwise you're going
to get sued into the ground, okay?
So, but yeah, I mean, right now it just seems like you're slapping pictures on shirts, but
I will wear that Kobe shirt, I'm going to be honest, I will wear that.
So shout out to you though, bro, you know, maybe we can talk about some, maybe we
will start them out.
This is an Amazon shipment to Lacey, shout out to Curiosity for the knife.
This might be the most useful P.O. Is this nice?
This might genuinely be the most useful P.O.
Okay, wow. Oh, wow.
Well, there's a lot of stuff in here.
From Mackenzie.
Okay.
This is from a girl named Mackenzie.
She got me, it says, how to get you this gift in AA batteries for all the PO you get.
Of course, also how to get you AAA batteries for all your PO and the buttons I got you,
from Mackenzie S. Okay, 36 pack of AAA batteries and a 36 pack of AA batteries.
Holy useful, thank you
Holy useful
W. McKenzie
And then she sent me a voice recorder button
Does this do
There are some batteries in here?
Oh, you put...
Okay, it takes two...
That looks like double A, I think.
Maybe triple A, I can't tell.
Wait, do I record what it says?
Is it double A or triple A?
That looks like double A to me, I guess.
Wait, what does the button say?
Oh, she did not send me hella batteries, chat.
I always, if you always watch the streams, you know I always need batteries.
And I'm a fucking moron, it's double A.
Of course it is.
Of course it is, okay.
Of course it is. Of course it is, okay. Make a voice memo for Marlene?
No, am I dumb?
I've never met anybody other than myself that is so hard to open shit.
How do I have such a hard time opening things?
Okay.
Alright, let's try the button out.
Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
I want you to fuck my tight little ass.
I want you to fuck my tight little ass.
Hey, it's me here.
here again. Every time you press this button I want you to have your cock in
your hand and think about me. I'll count down and tell you what I want you to do.
First I want you to put your hand on that cock and start rubbing it. And five,
Five, four, three, two, one.
Bust for me.
Hey, can you hear that again?
Every time you press this button,
I want you to have your cock in your hand
and think about me.
Like, calm down and tell me what I want you to.
First of all, you put your hand on that cock
and start rubbing it.
And five, four, three, two, one.
I'm not going to last kind of honor.
That's a fire gift.
Checking this out, dude.
I should make one for all the guys
and give them each a little gift.
Dude, that's lit.
Thank you, Mackenzie, for the gift.
Thank you for the gifts McKenzie
put it outside, go open the outside
door and then knock.
Wait, fuck, should I come out?
It's not even live, we should wait until day is live.
For what?
To get a reaction.
No, we could camp the door.
Can we go live on the phone real quick?
Okay.
We're on switch it.
Oh, they see me.
Oh, they see me.
Share my life and we'll get it.
Go all the way this outside the door, and then knock on it and then come back in your room.
What if we open the answers?
We'll just keep going before you see the answers.
Now put us in the answers.
Here is the home.
Where is he?
I don't think he's home.
Okay.
Get him and put it in front of Jason's door.
His door's open.
Go put it in front of Jason's door and the knock.
Just put it there and knock.
No on the door, dumbass.
Hey, open.
Just a chip.
Fuck, is that a loom?
No, don't touch the button.
Don't touch the button.
Don't, no, no, no, no.
Don't touch the button.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't touch the button.
Don't do it.
Don't do it. Don't do it.
Don't do it.
I'll be your female.
Don't do it.
There you go.
How did she see me? Thank God.
Try Ron one more time, but bang on the door, he might have headset on, he said he was gonna
gain, so maybe he has a headset on?
I don't think he's home.
He's not home, fuck.
Who's that?
That was Jason's assistant, Jack.
That's Lou.
Jason, that we...
Jason, don't...
Fuck this.
Come on, switch it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Well, Mackenzie, thank you.
All right, next package.
Lacey himself from SB.
Enjoy your gift from Allen.
Chips?
Original chip flavor
So it's kind of fucking loser, bro, but you're a loser dude, why would you jump a knee with the thing of chips?
L yo L whoever you are stop pranking me
Like I actually thought I was gonna get some chips
I thought it was food, bro.
And this isn't even a good prank either, like this wack ass snake doesn't even look at...
It looks like a turd that I shit into the toilet.
It doesn't look like a snake, bro.
She lacing herself again.
Love your streams from Austin a scalp massager
Oh, darling, you've been replaced.
Oh my gosh!
Oh, on the neck too.
Oh, on the neck too.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Yo, do they make ones of these that jerk you off?
Oh my god, this feels good.
So it feels like Nick wait
Thank you for the head massager
On give a doubt the blind notes. I'm not I'm not I'm not a bother to that
You don't want to be bothered?
Okay, we have another letter from Nicholas
Nice.
To Lacy from Nickmic.
Hello Lacy, I'm a Twitch streamer named Nickmic.
I am a huge fan and would someday want to come to the Core House.
I want to shoot my shot at being a Core member.
I think me and you would get along well.
If you want to reach out and see what I'm about, I have a full resume made for you
you and the corvoids to prove I would fit in.
Let me know.
Okay.
I will hit you up, bro.
I will hit you up about you joining the corvoids, bro.
I will hit you up.
This is a passage from a package to Lacey.
Why are y'all saying cap?
Well, I'm gonna hit him up about doing a gourd.
Uh, I saw this blanket, thought you would like it from Gabriel Martinez.
Hold on, a little blanket?
Keep me warm, a little blanket kind of vibe, not a bad shell.
What is it?
Fucking pizza pizza?
Okay, a little pizza blanket?
Okay.
Listen, I have the tortilla, but I'll gladly have a pizza blanket.
This is tough. Wrap me up like a pepperoni pizza. Who wants to eat me?
To Lacey and Darla.
Saw this, thought you and Darla could use this for a cute little relaxing date.
From Tate.
Okay.
Fuck is this?
What is this?
Oh, it's painting.
some little paint bottles, some brushes, and these are the stands.
You put it up, and you put a little canvas on it, and you paint.
We can do a little painting sip, get a nice glass of wine, put on some music, and do a
nice little painting sip.
Thank you, Kate.
Thank you.
Very thoughtful.
Very, very thoughtful gift.
Thank you for the PL!
Thank you for the PL!
OW!
Something just bit me!
Nah, that's just my guns.
From Kaden.
Dear Lacey, what's good?
This is Kaden.
I'm a huge fan.
I hope you're having a good day right now.
I'm writing this because you're my favorite streamer of all time.
You're better than the biggest streamers in the world, like Speed, Kai, everyone.
Your streams are humorous and make me laugh.
You really make my day when I watch you.
Not only that but you're the best looking streamer as well, better looking than Marlin
and Duke.
You are the best Corboys member.
I watch all your videos.
I also want to add you're a W gamer and better than every person in every game you play,
especially in Fortnite.
You're really my inspiration.
I hope you continue to be.
Your funny, energetic spirit is infectious.
Whenever I tune in, you turn my day around.
The way you interact with your chat and the funny crash outs make your streams stand out.
I hate seeing people in the chat being toxic and spamming toxic things like calling you
a pig or being fat.
Don't listen to them.
It's really fun and amazing watching your streams and your journey to becoming a better
streamer, core member, and you.
Watching you give advice to younger streamers really shows how much you care about people.
Last thing I want to say is I am 12 turning 13 soon.
Do you have any life advice as I'm getting older?
Well listen, Caden, appreciate the letter, first off Caden, it's not self-mail chat,
it's not self-mail.
His name's Caden F and he said I'd really appreciate a shout out.
So shout out to Caden F.
And listen man, as you get older in life, there's going to be a lot of people who try
to tell you what to do.
There's going to be a lot of people who try to persuade you and tell you to do this and
tell you to do that and try to get you to follow that cycle that everybody wants to follow
because that's what they want to do.
So my advice to you would be do what you want to do.
Whatever you're so young, whatever you want to do, you have so much time to accomplish
it.
And there's going to be a lot of doubters and people who tell you you can't do it
and you're not going to do it.
But don't listen to them because guess what?
say you're 13 years old right now and you have a dream to let's say be a chef.
You could try to be a chef for a year and fail and then guess what?
You're still 14 and then you could do that with 10 different things and even if you fail
at all 10, if you give it your best, you won't.
But if you do fail at all 10, you'll still only be 20 something years old.
You'll still be young.
So do what you want to do, and don't listen to what other people say.
That would be my advice to you, Peyton.
Wrap it up, Piggy.
No, we actually have so much left.
All right.
It's the next package to Lacey himself.
Enjoy a new family member from Absolute in the Calm.
What the fuck do you mean a new family member?
Are you gonna get me pregnant or some shit or what do you even need?
I
What is this
What even is it's a fucking a wall I don't look like this
It's you I do not look like oh like this is a big fat blob I don't look like this it's
a seal yeah this is not even close to what I look like dude not even literally not even
remotely close to what I look like thank you very much though thank you okay this next
package is from, oh, there's no note or anything, how to get pussy.
Chapter one, the basics.
Chapter 2 Applied Game Essentials 101
Chapter 3 The Approach
Chapter 4 The Dreaded Friend Zone
Chapter 5 Internet Dating
Chapter 6 Have Fun
Chapter 7 The Manipulated Man
Chapter 8 Arr yourself for battle
Chapter 9 A Breath of Fresh Ass
Chapter 10 A Recap
Are you a professional man?
Do not try to be her friend.
That sounds like the opposite of what you should be doing.
Allow me to let you in on a secret.
One thing I've had in common with all women I've ever had sex with.
They weren't my friends.
I'm certain you've seen it time and time again.
A pretty girl with a hopeless guy who likes her, but they're just great friends.
How to get pussy.
Read page 13.
Okay, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen.
I don't need this. I don't need this. Here's the thing. Some guys might need this. They
might need to get pussy. I'm a pussy magnet. You know what? Here you go, Joe.
What's this?
How to get pussy book. Take it. You need it.
I don't need a how to get pussy book, Joe.
You want a how to get dick one?
I found me a fucking book.
This is from Abby.
Her name is Abby. She sent me this.
LOL, he can't read, that's a lot of it.
This is a leaker, Jersey!
So you got me excited with a Lakers jersey and it's a 6-7 fat ass jersey.
F**k!
Like what is this?
It's an official Nike custom one too, bro.
Like...
That was expensive.
Yeah, this is probably very expensive.
It's an XL...
Yeah, it's actually an official Nike one this and it has the official NBA logo and everything with like
This is a great gift, this is actually generally a great gift bro put it on don't be weird
Okay, do y'all want me to wear it like Cardi or y'all want me to wear it like a normal Jersey?
I'm not signing the jersey and giving it away, I'm keeping the jersey.
This is actually a great jersey.
It's a real jersey.
I just don't know.
I don't know why it says fat ass on the back.
Thank you for the six seven fat ass jersey.
This is from a Harbo to Drew Wolfe.
Holy, why am I getting a hella pack?
You want to open it?
Yeah.
Hey Harbo, like the gummy bears?
It says Harbo.
Harbo.
It's for me? Yeah. It's actually tough. It's so tough. Why do you say it's your wall?
I got it on TikTok shop for you. You ordered this for me?
So I appeal from you.
Yes, this is so tough though, trust me.
Let me put it, it's a backpack?
Is this a Chick-fil-A bag backpack?
Is it, is it, is it, does traps get bigger?
Yeah.
Oh, here we go, I don't know.
Oh, it's locked.
Holy shit.
Is it top?
Yeah, it's top.
Is it actually fired?
I show the front.
What do you mean?
I show your back.
Sure, sure, sure, sure, you can start your backflip.
Oh, God.
It's actually tough?
Yeah.
Come on! Nice little new backflip!
Chick-fil-A bag! Not a bad show!
Put the TVU in there, son.
Thank you, Drew. Okay, this is for Lacey Twitch from Yassmani.
Yo, watch. So many girls send me P.O.
That's a lot of stuff.
Too lacy from Yoss Money, and it's a SpongeBob sticker sticking his tongue out.
Okay, it's like a very, very custom made package.
Hi Lacy, I'm a big fan, I actually met you before, that's the picture I put in
the envelope.
Universal and horror nights. I saw you eating food it low key looked good. Can you tell Darla? I said hi
I'm a huge fan of you guys you guys are meant for each other
You should start doing more bleach designs on your buzz cut
Maybe like a cheetah print, but I don't know it looks good on you on low-key glazing now
But anyways, I'm a big fan
My name is Yas money
Okay
Little Superman logo
Superman logo, okay?
And a picture of us.
Oh, I remember this.
We're at Horror Nights and we got food.
Do you remember this night?
Oh yeah, that should do.
That's kind of fun.
I remember this.
Thank you, Yosmani.
And this is as Pokemon cards.
Ooh, okay.
Okay.
We got a Octrillery,
a Koklana, Rameroid,
Petrot,
Dexys,
Avalug,
I'm going to get a little bit of
Farathorn, Claydoll, Metang,
Froki, Baltoid, Little Leo,
Energy Cards, and Emolga,
Skatunik, Sudowood, Metang,
Baltoid, Delphox, Little Leo,
and then in a card case,
I don't know, I don't speak that language, but...
Very cool, thank you for the Pokemon cards.
Oh, wow, there's a lot more in here.
Okay.
In here we have a bracelet with a cross on it.
Okay.
We have a tech deck.
A bone polisher?
And a dragon, I think.
A dragon?
Okay.
We also have some Legos, an instruction manual, some more Legos.
And then we have another envelope, which has a cheeseburger with hair all over it, and
a cup of unicorn shit.
Thank you so much, Yasmani.
Oh, there's another envelope.
hold on a minute another envelope that has this my thing is it's supposed to be
like a tap-tap or some shit. Okay, it has a dog, a hot wheel, and a key chain.
All right, hey! Y'all's Monty, I really appreciate all the gifts. Thank you so
much I'm going to cherish these so I'm gonna put them back in the bag I'm gonna
put the bracelet on putting the bracelet on and I'm going to cherish all these
gifts
son she sent you everything she was gonna throw out hey guys you don't know
that hey guys you don't know that maybe these things have deeper meanings to her
Maybe these have deeper meanings. You never know, bro. You never know.
Could be very meaningful. Yasmani, thank you so much. Thank you.
All right, next packages.
This is from Abu. It says from Abu.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh!
Hold on!
It's an Arab scarf.
Okay!
Very cool.
Thank you for this.
There's a lot more in here, though. There's like a lot of stuff in here.
Whoa.
This seems like very, very, very, uh,
high quality.
Can anybody in chat translate this
and tell me what it says?
It says the holy land.
The back is this.
What does this say?
This is Palestine? A free Palestine!
Oh God!
I don't care, bro. Sponsored by what the fuck?
What's happening in Palestine is terrible.
It's terrible and it's disgusting.
This is tough. I actually really like this clothing.
I'ma wear this.
Okay.
And then I think this is another scarf.
Wait, so this clothing is from a Palestinian clothing branch?
Anybody know?
It's a very high quality, like very high quality clothes I could tell.
Another one, but this one's gray, says that on the front, and then it's like a little
like vine on the back.
cool. LARPing claiming to be Palestinian? Bro, what? How am I saying? I never said I
was Palestinian. You don't have to be, you don't have to be from Palestine to know that
what's happening isn't right. It's called being a human. Oh, I got so many. So Chad,
what exactly do you use these for? These are scarfs? Thank you. Thank you for all the
all the scarves in the hoodies.
Thank you so much.
Okay.
Next up,
this is two Nick Fosco.
Not even to Lacy.
Okay, more clothes.
These are swords.
It says real faith on it.
What's up Lacey?
My name's Dominic.
Dominic DelSandro.
I'm 16 and I'm building real faith from nothing.
I'm from Erie, Pennsylvania and I'm also very good friends with some of your friends
from college.
These two pieces are from my new collection.
I'm dropping on August 5th.
You are the first I've given out.
I appreciate everything you do,
and I hope you enjoy this.
Any support would mean the world.
Real faith clothing.
I like the shorts.
Let's see the hoodies.
And then it says Romans 512 on the sleeve.
I like this bro.
This is fire and a great message.
Shout out to you and your brand dude.
I hope it goes good.
And he's from Erie chat.
I told y'all, Eerie creates product, dude.
It's a local.
Okay, we still have so many packages.
You're the only person that came out of Eerie.
Not true, not true.
You know who else came out of here, Eerie?
Yeah, it's like summer and frost like rain.
And I don't know that there's a time to change it.
Train.
Train is from Erie.
Fun fact.
Alright, this says, these are for Drew.
WDrew El Chat.
Lacey, you get nothing from Riley.
Haha.
Yeah, you don't get a shit.
Why don't you open it?
Oh my god, is that candy?
Oh my god, who's this fucking goof?
I'm not one, but fucking two.
I'll be honest though.
What is a big kid?
Whoa, come on.
Who the hell's an experiment here?
You want a taste test?
What is a big kid?
A sour patch kid big kid.
One second here.
Let me open it.
Stop saying of course.
You know what?
I'll be a nice guy.
I'm not gonna be a fat ass you can have one of these bags. Okay. Thanks. What you open it? I can't open it
It says tears here
Okay
Whoa, oh my god, Excel sour past here
No, that's not all that's it. No, that's not all here. Yo, Riley
Thank you for the candy. Keep sending it.
You know what I've noticed?
This is non-exaggeration. 80% of PL is from women.
I didn't realize that, okay.
Shout out to all the beautiful females in the chat, man.
Okay, what is this?
Lacey, you're the greatest representative for an Osempic commercial.
This gift is from Skybreed.
Grow a girlfriend.
The perfect woman for any occasion.
She never snores.
She always agrees.
She likes her friends.
She loves mowing the lawn and is so polite.
in water and watch me grow. How big does she get it? It's like legendary loot, bro. I remember
I used to get toys like this back in like eighth grade, put it in the water and watch
it grow. They have the weirdest textures ever. Wait, you can get a bowl of water?
Okay, it's next package is from...
Here is some pure maple syrup straight from Canada, from Jizem.
Wait, is Canada like known for maple syrup?
Yo, 100% pure organic maple syrup from Canada, grade A, with an amber-rich taste.
Should I try it?
I've never been to Canada, so I've never had Canada maple syrup.
Let me give it a little taste.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
on a pancake would be phenomenal. Oh my god, that's good. Canada, y'all got some
Oh, good maple syrup!
Oh my God!
That tastes phenomenal!
Thank you, Jason, for sending me some maple syrup, bro.
All right, next.
Okay.
This is from just hope you get well soon. It's all it says and it's an oh it's a risk electronic blood pressure monitor
Easy to use
How do you use it?
What's a normal blood pressure?
What's a normal blood pressure to have?
Pepsi.
Huh?
Pepsi.
Pepsi.
What is it?
It comes with batteries, okay.
All right, Chad, we've got the bowl of water.
Let's put the throw a girlfriend inside and see what happens.
YouTube, you're probably going to have to come to the stream if you want to see
what happens, because I don't think it's going to be in the video, but...
Why are y'all telling me the dean is coming?
We are not at Schriever University anymore!
Alright, I'm putting my girlfriend in the water.
How long does it take?
Does it happen instant or like what happens?
All right.
How do you use this blood pressure thing?
Oh.
Oh.
Yo chat, what are y'all saying? Why are you telling me summer babies coming to shoot me?
Okay. Oh, it actually works. So chat, what's the normal blood pressure to have?
It says my blood pressure is 70.
Your hydraulic pressure is 1.3 and 4.4 millimeter of the archery.
The diastolic pressure is 57 millimeter of the archery.
The heart rate is 92, then permitted, according to World Health Overlanding.
Your card matches that from all the agencies.
My type attention.
What?
Can you hear my first second? It's important.
Yeah.
I'm saying I don't care
But you're gonna see it and then you're not gonna give it back
Just wait just wait it's not it's not worth it because it then they're not gonna want to give it back at all
It's not worth it. I don't give a fucking they don't want to give it back
They're trying to sell my passport back to me the fuck do you eat what a
A campus cleaner from Streamer U found my passport and is holding it hostage trying to
sell it back to me.
They're asking for money for it back.
That's illegal.
Tell her I was called the cops.
Now they don't have me.
Yeah, okay.
Hey, get her name.
Nice.
So I have people selling my passport.
See, that's a good one.
See, that's a federal crime.
Having my passport and trying to blackmail me and make me pay you to get it back is a federal
crime. Has he cried?
Now she thinks she doesn't have it?
She's saying her friend doesn't have it anymore.
So what do you mean anymore?
She's saying that they were trolling.
They sent a picture.
Yes, but I don't know if that's the same person Joe was talking to.
Someone stole my passport.
And it's trying to get money out of meeting for me to get it back. Is this am I is this real? Is my life real?
I wonder how much they want that's insane
I could get a new one, but I need it to travel to go to get my surgery, I need it.
You don't need a passport to stay in state.
Yeah, but my ID's gone too.
All right, the next package is from,
doesn't say it says,
Hope Coco enjoys this toy.
What does a duck do?
Thank you so much for the dog's word for cocoa bro.
Quack quack.
I didn't lose my passport somehow somehow my passport my I travel with my
passport holder and somehow my passport holder was still in my bag but all the
things in my passport holder were there anymore don't know how that works but
But somehow...
All right, Chad, we have a few more packages and we're almost done.
This is from St. John's Wrestling Program.
St. John Bosco High School.
Hope this message finds you well.
My name is Jesse.
I'm a 126 pound wrestler.
What are you in the fucking head of the ultra lightweight god damn
I'm a proud member of the st. John Bosco wrestling program
We're excited to host our shriek tip-tick down fundraiser on Friday
We are kindly asking to consider supporting our fundraiser through a donation I
Don't donate charities anymore bro
I wonder, I wonder what this is, I wonder, oh, oh, oh Lacey, oh Lacey, what could be
in the big white bottle?
Oh Lacey, what could it be?
I don't know, let me find out!
Let me find out!
Oh!
Oh!
fucking penises bro it's a bunch of dicks little tiny dicks the literal is
little tiny cocks
Evil fan mail bro, like have I got anything useful or cool? No, it's just an evil fan mail
Dicks sperm fucking fucking fake heart rate tests
pranks of fat-ass Jersey like can this please be something good
Hey, I got some gifts for you.
Start with confidence.
Is the human, what is the human diaper?
diaper wet wipes, and I just cooked a slobby cobbler from Devon.
Okay, yo Devon, yo Devon, I'm not kidding.
Take my balls, put them in your mouth, can I get something good?
Too lacy the tiktoker.
Soap! I don't smell like shit!
Evil fan mail. That's actually genuine evil fan mail, bro.
100% usefulness, but it's not useful when the message says, because you smell.
All right, next.
What the fuck is this?
Saw this thought you would like it from Layla.
Yes, Layla, a nice person, finally with a good gift.
Bang!
Spider-Man, collectible, marvel, swing it from the web!
WGIVW, Laila!
This is sick!
Thank you, Laila.
Generally thank you.
What is, why is this package so heavy?
I know you hate water, and only drink soda and juice, maybe you can drink this, from
Jeremiah in the Kong. Liquid Death. Flavored Sparkling Water. Hold on a minute. What flavors
Here's this.
Lime.
Did you have it up big?
I don't know, let's go take a look at it now.
Well, I should get it back.
I gotta keep it up quick, give me a sec.
Wait, this time.
Shut up!
I gotta pee!
This is tough.
What?
Got it, man.
Layla sat on a cool Funko Pop last time too. Shiloki sends cool stuff.
Boy with sourpash kids are fucking hidden chat. Oh my god.
I was not doing a joke break chat.
All right.
I'm not going to lie.
Wait, so Chad, is this as healthy as water?
No, it's not.
I can't be.
You didn't wash your hands?
Why would I wash my hands?
Why would I wash my hands?
I know exactly where my dick has been, bro.
What's this outside?
I'm gonna be honest, this can't be healthy.
It has 10 calories and it still has 2 grams of sugar.
It's basically just a fucking soda.
No, do you get any of the rest chat we're almost done with PO if you're enjoying the
video so far make sure to drop a like and a comment down below and subscribe why not
and if you want to send me PO it's in the description right now to Lacey from from
my answer. Hi Lacy, my name is Maya Miasar. Last time you said my name wrong and did
not send me a TapKat back. It is okay if you don't want to. If you do, here's my address.
I live in Canada. I am getting better at school. Thanks for your motivation, Lacey. I'm going
to start streaming and posting on YouTube. Any tips? Only tip I can give you is don't
look at how many views you get and just keep posting for the love of the game. Okay.
Next this says to Nick Fosco doesn't even say too lacy so maybe this is maybe this is more of a genuine gift
So you know who the real goat is from Jackson 2 1 1 8 7 2 3 in the calm
Okay
A messy poppy
Not even a bad shout not even a bad shout a messy pop a messy funko pop
Not even bad messy is the goat behind the menium all so
Well, Messi is one of the goats.
Can't even, can't even hate chat.
Literally can't even hate.
How is the mean better?
Cause maybe he won a world cup at 19.
Did Messi ever do that?
Don't think so.
Don't think so.
Thank you.
Don't think so.
Okay.
This is from Kyle Lin.
Did you make me a fat princess?
it all a flag and send it to me.
Thanks for the flag, bro.
Thank you, Princess Lacey.
Ah, nice. Thank you so much for the flag, dude.
This is from, oh, to Lacey himself.
Okay, let's see who this is from.
Holy shit, it's been a long PO chat.
So many packages from you guys.
All right, since you were being L ungrateful
and didn't like the elephant onesie,
I got you last time.
I figure I'd try again.
Hope you like this one.
Don't be weird.
From Curiosity.
Like, do I have to try it on?
I already know what it is.
who I really have to try it on.
What is this, bro?
Like, what?
This isn't even a fucking armhole.
What is this, bro?
What is this?
Is it even armholes?
That's your tail.
Go ahead, bro.
Turn the camera on.
Go ahead, Drew. Turn the camera on.
Is it this one?
Point.
for the chat bro not blinking bro come on look for the chat I'm not going to blink for the chat
is this a humiliation ritual one so why are you sending me a pig onesie one sub equals one oink
no not everyone gets everyone gets one sub is one oinking for subs I'm not a pig where's the
Where's the subs at? Where's the subs at?
I'm a human being. I'm not winking for subs, son.
Hey!
Oh my God.
Yo, I'm not thanking your guys subs, I'm done oinking, I'm done oinking, I'm not thanking
your weekend, I'm not an animal, I'm a human being, I'm a human being, I'm not a pig,
I will not oink for you!
You treat me like a human!
Do I look like a pig?
Do I look like one?
Next package.
Use this to lose some weight, fat ass. Maybe get a trainer to help you lose weight. You're
not going to make it past 30 with that bowling ball physique of yours from weight watchers.
Push up more.
I literally just get bullied.
I just get sent pig costumes and called a fat ass and told them not going to make it
past 30.
I can't even do a push-up with my meter.
Too lacy with 15 Y's.
Got this taken away from me so many times in school it's super fun to play with from Leila.
Wait, why is there milk coming out of it?
Wait, why is there cum coming out?
Look.
What is that white shit?
It's on my finger.
Ew.
Nice.
You popped it already.
Thank you, Layla.
I'm sorry I popped your gift.
What do you mean nice?
Yo, how am I supposed to know it's supposed to be-
Yo, I'll kinda look.
Last package!
Can the last one please be a good one, bro?
Come on, make it be a good one.
This is for you and Darla.
from teat.
Awww!
It's a stitch!
It's a stitch, chat!
Hello, hello, my name's Stitch.
Do you want to come out and play today?
Yeah, I'd love to play Stitch.
You would?
Yeah, let's go play.
What do you want to play?
You're nearly 30.
Thank you guys so much for all the PO box stuff today.
If you're in the chat right now, you want to be in the next PO box opening.
The PO address is pinned in the chat or you can type exclamation mark PO at any time to
get the address.
You can send stuff from Amazon or you can go to your local mail spot and send stuff.
The PO address is 8099, Calabasas, California, 91372.
YouTube, hope you guys enjoyed the video.
Make sure to drop a like, comment, and subscribe
and send stuff to my PO box for the next opening.
The PO box is gonna be on the screen
and in the description.
Thank you guys.
Fucking humiliation ritual you guys just put me through like you guys just put me through a fucking humiliation ritual
I'm not oinking
Stop a grown-ass man. Don't tell me to oink for you
What is this?
Like this community just hates me bro.
Eat onesie, one salve equal one oink.
like why do you want to see me in a place to see you?
Whatever you're so young, whatever you want to do, you have so much time and there's going
to be a lot of doubters and people who tell you you can't do it, you're not going to
do it.
But no, listen.
Hold on.
Nice.
So I have people selling my passport.
The guy stole your wallet was probably the dude who hacked straight to the bank.
They what?
What does that mean?
You look fine as fuck in that stitch pick?
Oh, not...
Hey, man!
O-M-G.
O-M-G.
McGrone Adult.
My grown adult sitting here in a pig onesie.
can this lacy make a comeback he will realize but lacy was earning a solo victory
custom in and really should have made a grand for jimmy he pretty much was
good enough to make a grand without getting carried was the skill gap was
skill you had at the end when you quit. I think it's a lot of good B-L-A-T fans and
determinants have good he used to be. Facts. I used to be a top pro.
It's not a um-oh me. I used to be a top pro. Any central brands, yeah, any central
brands. You always say you should have called like didn't even. They absolutely
It's all really one game. Yeah, we did bro. Exactly, Brian. Saj bro
Zero point zero rebounds zero assists zero blocks zero steals ten games
You know you guys realize when it comes to this fortnight shit, I'm still one of the best players in the game, right?
Y'all do understand that
Lacey, go look at the edit in the column.
Appreciate that, appreciate that.
That ass, Bentley, appreciate that.
What is this? The top ten biggest gainers of streamer universities?
I'm number three? Oh shit! You're okay looking at? You're okay when looking at, but if I,
but, but for too long it hurts. What does that even mean? For too long it hurts. Arc
How we qualified for FNCS finals?
This is Lacey.
You probably know him from his clipboard, so it's time to phase in Cork.
Oh, I like this out of you, Arc!
I like this out of you, Arc!
ARCH!
You piece of shit!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
But wait before that it used to be a Fortnite show.
He's not playing the game for a couple of years to pursue the Iron Man concept.
I ended up wanting to come back and play that for CS.
So he hit me up to duo.
I saw the potential we had because last week we easily called to dip one.
Wait, I like this out of you ARCH!
Why is the top comment how I called the heat so low?
I'm not at the end of it, so you should change the video to how I carried WC to FNCS and then add the solo
No, it was not as a solo. I was there for the first day. I was there the whole first day
Chad go show love to ARB's video. I like this out of ARC not a lot of four-night creators make content especially not on West
I have dick all over my keyboard oh my god
I just have dick everywhere on my keyboard brother
What do you want this stuff? I actually right now have a cell phone.
Yes, I mean, some bars, yeah. You can have some of them.
Ludwig has your passport?
No, Ludwig has my passport.
Well, who the fuck has my passport?
I don't have anybody in the hospital with your passport.
How do you guys know Ludwig has my passport?
It's not possible. He flew back with us. He was on a flight.
I haven't picked him yet. I haven't picked him yet. I haven't picked him.
Okay, guys, we have lots of things to do.
Well, Speaks can't do it.
Oh, I know.
He said he's busy.
I'm busy.
Come on.
He's already asking.
I'm not going to play.
Wait, let me get it. Let me get it. Let me get it.
Okay, Lacey!
No, I don't have it.
Anyway, let's get a let's get a let's get a look at example
Not always fine. You just can't even come to the plane. He just landed and he wouldn't wake up. I know
Wait, he actually doesn't have it
Lacey's so funny offline the person who was wheeling him in on his wheelchair
chair the lady who was helping him she's like an airport worker she goes she's
like laughing for like has stare at whatever lacy was saying as she got on
and then helped him get in and he was like thanks so much and she's like you're
funny you are so so funny and then and then put his bags up and then walked
away or like had made such an impression on her or and then some of
I forgot his passport, weird.
Anyway, what's an example of your comments?
Who has my passports?
Well, what I would do is, first,
because I would have time to prepare,
I would do research on every single person
that's been in the purchase page,
so I would ask for a guest list.
And then, if you wanted to have a section
where I can interview the people,
I can do interview stuff,
which I have experience in,
And also, I've had a really cool experience, too,
which will even add to...
Suburbaby has your passport.
That's a great taxable leak.
That's a T, that's a T.
That's a TL right there, in fact, a leak.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, do I know about it?
Yes, you do.
I know what you're doing.
It's so good, it's my best...
So Suburbaby has my passport.
Rekai has it?
Oh my passport!
What passport?
What is that passport?
What is that good passport?
See, it's a weird shirt that's getting fucked up in the head.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What's your other company on this?
Of course not.
I was planning for you because you did really good at saving.
Yeah, and then you could do it.
You can do it yourself. Okay, sir?
Wait, I got wardrobe again?
No.
3, 2, 1, go.
We got a PC.
9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
That was not one.
Oh, no.
The PC is out.
PC, it was broken.
Oh my God.
Hey, I'm glad W Rekai.
W Rekai, W Rekai, W Rekai.
Also chat, so let y'all know.
Later this week, I am going to be doing a stream
where I go on Discord and I have small streamers
or people from the chat who want to be a streamer,
join the call and I'm going to be giving away
a couple PCs, some IRL stream phones,
and a couple setups to people who wanna be streamers
with the percentage of my revenue from streamerU.
What is this?
What?
My vod as a second that's crazy 22 million views as nuts on a twitch mod
Holy shit ZB claw. Thank you so much for the five gifted. Thank you for the five gifted. I appreciate you
Poor streamer you recap
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
I don't have the attention span at the moment, I'm not gonna lie.
Bro, who has my gospel?
Video is for it's sake and it's sake only.
And these are the worst streamers of all time.
It gets an average of .00001 viewers.
Yo, is J-Shock on fucking...
What is that? What is that thing where you can say...
I forgot a package.
I forgot a package.
Oh, it's... what's it called?
It's that clothing brandy.
And I like...
Inhuman.
I fuck with their shirts.
Their shirts are actually tough.
Great and has your passport, right?
Look at Aussie stream, Ark is going off.
I'm supposed to go to the attorney, two gates down to face taxi.
No that is not, that's not correct.
It guaranteed calling.
I don't know why it works.
Wait, where's Ark going off?
and start.
Can they do that?
Just get back to east, and then at this.
Wait, wait.
They have grained at four.
They have grained at four, and every single season.
They have grained at four.
Lovely just showed your passport.
Hey, Reen's book on the Earth.
Excuse me.
It's on Reen's book on tuberculosis.
Wait, Reen was a W Rear on the plane.
I don't believe you.
Uh, warms like Christmas actually made it there.
I saw him on the plane, he would have given it to me.
Leiden has it?
One more last time, let's see what we have.
Um, thank you, partners, do you guys love you?
All the winning players are here.
GTV.
GTV.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So feel yeah, what is can give me my passport back lacy why don't fuck what I have your passport game
So why is it controlling suburb baby has my passport
You know what she said?
No, she said, I already maxed two beds, you know?
Like, did I say laws are pinning my shit?
No, it's not my shit, man.
That's what that sounds like.
You know what she said?
No, she said, I already maxed two beds, you know?
Hey, look, look, look, look.
Man, I just meant to split them because she lied,
and I said, Red said, wait, I said,
so you Red's big question mark?
He say he trying to max his beds or not?
He say he trying to show me who the secrets.
No, no, that's not sound different to me.
She said, oh, it maxed his bed out, what, that mean?
No, funny mic has my, why would funny mic have my passport, chat?
I thought I grabbed my passport, but I realized it was Lacy's after, but I don't know.
I don't know how to return it.
So I just had it.
Lacy's passport?
Yeah.
His picture?
Is he leaving the country soon?
Hopefully not, because he can't.
Yo!
Yo!
What's up? Face on Ludwig.
Yo Ludwig. What a big I'm not
Ludwig, this just came across my desk, actually.
Also, I thought I grabbed my passport,
but I realized it was Lacy's after,
but I don't know how to return it.
So I just had it.
What?
Dude, can I be honest?
Yes.
I grabbed it.
This is true.
I actually genuinely did grab your passport,
but I put it down somewhere.
Lud, I don't, Lud, I'm soaking,
Okay, I'm actually like ultra confused.
I have someone from the campus who were at a cleaner
who's claiming she has my passport
and is asking me to pay her for it.
She's holding it hostage.
Really?
Oh, I don't, I think she's lying.
Cause I had it and I know where it is.
What do you mean you had it?
Where did I put it down?
I can't remember.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I can't tell I'm getting told or not.
I'm supposed to go to Mexico in like five days.
Oh, you can't get a new passport in time. You'd have to get the passport.
Oh, fuck. Maybe 200 pieces would help me remember, but I can't do it right now.
Oh my god, I'm getting help hostage for my passport. I'm getting help.
Ludwig! Ludwig! Where is my passport?!
Oh yeah, like it would help me jog my memory. I just can't remember off top.
I did put it down somewhere because I grabbed it. I've been looking and thinking, that's an old picture.
You've lost some weight since.
So let me ask you a question, Ludwig.
If you had my passport and you saw me at the airport, it did it maybe strike a little
core in your mind?
Oh, he's not going to be able to travel.
Let me give him the passport.
Because I had to go to airport security and go through a series of questions for 30
minutes.
Nope.
Didn't really cross my mind.
I went with the Great American Bagel Company.
And I went with the Great American Bagel Company, which I was pretty happy with.
I got an egg, ham, and cheese.
And it was good.
And I went with the Great American Bale Company, which I was pretty happy with.
I got an egg, ham, and cheese, and it was good.
Better than the picture let off.
You're an evil professor. You're an evil...
Ludwig, where is... Ludwig, where's my passport?
How am I going to come to your guys' wedding if I don't have a passport?
Well, I don't think that'll be a problem.
But 200 gifted stubs, and I might get a little more info for you.
Good luck, Lacey.
This is fucking sick.
This is fucking sick.
Funny Mike has your passport.
Y'all, I will pull up to Funny Mike's house on my sword and I'll beat the bricks off
of both him and supper, baby.
I don't want to go to war. I don't want to go to war. I don't want to go to war, bro.
I don't want to go to war, bro. I don't want to go to war, bro.
Like, why did I say that? Oh, no.
And then look at the chat. Lacy said he will beat you all up.
Yo Tatum this this funny bike habit yes or no
Does funny bike have it yes or no
Bro, who has my passports?
Keso?
Cutty has it.
I swear I have Funny Mike's number.
All right, I'm messaging 20 Mike call me a
Oh
All right, I just sent him my number. Please do not leak. If any Mike, please don't leak.
Please don't leak.
So I'm guessing I'm just never getting my passport back here.
How you doing?
Do you know who has it?
Yeah.
Who?
Doug.
Doug has my passport.
Yeah, Doug has my passport.
So Doug has my passport.
I said it's in his Grimkumpard shorts.
So Doug has my passport now.
Yeah.
So let me get this straight.
Ludwig, Doug, Funny Mike, Suburbaby, and Rekai all
have my passport.
Wait, he's drew retarded.
I just watched back the VOD because I went to shit and missed it and I watched him throw
away the entire TakeGirls PO with the paint.
Huh?
Did you throw away the painting?
The painting.
Yes, I had it in the pile over there.
No, no, it's downstairs.
No, you have to get it, get it, get it.
Get it, get it, get it.
What painting?
It was, it was like a, it was a cardboard board with, with a canvas and then paint.
Yeah, you want to have the paint, right?
Yes.
It doesn't matter. Don't throw it away. They don't send the stuff for you to throw it away.
No, I put all the good stuff in your room.
No, but keep the painting. Take it out of the trash.
All right. Yeah, I'll go get the painting and put it in your room so you and Darwin could paint it off stream.
Yes, we will.
I'm going to do it right now.
Jerome has my passport?
I don't have your passport, but I do know where it is.
Check calm, what, bro?
And when I get off the little tick-tock heart, I don't see them. Am I doing this shit for no reason?
Yes, you have to have aura like me
He said Kenny come to the courthouse listen brother if he has my passport it's up
If funny Mike has my passport it's up. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get my gang. I'm gonna get my brothers and it's up
money
But if he doesn't have my passport, of course he could come
Haskell has it yo goona-goona. Thank you for the five gifted so Haskell has my passport check out Haskell has my passport
I'm never getting my passport back in my
And shrew told me dub has it how do I get my passport from dub?
I don't know what the 10 gave them.
Thank you for the 10.
Charlie D'Amelio has your passport.
Do I have DDG's number?
I don't have DDG's number or dub, bro.
Do you guys think double answer if I call him on Instagram?
Jason has dub's number. Let me call Jason.
I'm live.
Can you send me Dub's number please really quick?
Dub.
Thank you.
Sheshock's cameraman has it.
I mean, I just, I'm just, okay, thank you for defending me,
Jason, I'm calling Doug.
I'm calling Doug.
Doug.
It's not working.
Why is it not working?
Drew told me Doug has it.
Another good chat?
He doesn't have my number saved yet.
Yeah, he's fine. I'm going to get this call.
Whatever. I gotta figure out how to get my fucking passport. I gotta figure out how to get my fucking passport.
Chad, is any of the really dope
Smaller streamers from Streamer ULive.
Wardrobe is left.
Wardrobe is not a small streamer.
Pudgy's live?
I
Listen
All right chat I'm about to hop off for a night, bro, um
I'm about to hop off. W stream into chat. I'm just very, very tired still. And I got to figure out
how to passport and I'm about to plan a little bit with Russell. I really want to make sure that
this caretaker series is set in place and I can plan all this shit out. But W Ashtream today,
we average like 40k just doing a desktop, which is crazy. So I appreciate all you guys so much.
All the people from the thugs a community all the new people that are joining the community
Appreciate everybody so much on the clippers. Thank you guys if you guys want to join my Twitter community
It's everything that I see the most the most updates possible the most like up to date any
Stream ideas info things you want me to react to on stream post it in the Twitter community
I'm spending in the chat right now. So join that up. I
I love you guys, WStream, I will be live tomorrow.
I think I'm gonna talk to Ron and me and Ron
are gonna do a stream tomorrow.
And then Jay Shock comes this weekend.
So we're gonna log in to stream with Jay Shock.
And then we also have a 20v1, Love is in the Ear.
We're putting Nick Mayor Cena up against 20 girls,
the frat leader.
I feel like it's only right.
I try to set him up with a little girl.
Okay, that sounds crazy, with a, okay.
You know what I meant.
You know what I meant.
I'm in my chat. Um, I love y'all. I'm ending stream. Um, go social, go show some love to, um, Alyssa. She's a great streamer. Um, and let her know who said you guys spin the red in her chat when the raid goes through.
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