☀️ BACK FROM STREAMER UNIVERSITY ☀️ GIVING AWAY $10,000 TO SMALLER CREATORS ☀️ GTA RP WITH JYNXZI ☀️ SUB FOR NO ADS ☀️ !CLIPPING !YOUNGLA☀️

Lacy

07-22-2026 · 8h 51m

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[00:03:30] Why are there so many first-time chatters?

[00:03:44] Welcome to all the new people in the stream, holy shits.

[00:03:50] My chat is flooded with first-time chatters.

[00:03:54] What the hell?

[00:03:59] What the fuck, what the fuck going on y'all?

[00:04:03] Let me sing you a song y'all.

[00:04:10] I'm not a singer, I'm not a singer, I'm not a singer.

[00:04:12] The chat's mad laggy, yeah, I'm not gonna lie,

[00:04:14] I haven't seen this chat ever move this fast before.

[00:04:17] Holy shit, guys, what's good, what's good thugs,

[00:04:22] what's good all the new thugs,

[00:04:23] all the new first-time chatters,

[00:04:25] everybody who's here off the note-y,

[00:04:27] we are about to hit 17K subs,

[00:04:29] That's crazy.

[00:04:30] We have 30K off the note right now in the stream.

[00:04:32] That's insane.

[00:04:33] That's love.

[00:04:34] That's love.

[00:04:35] All the new people was good.

[00:04:39] Guys, today is the day.

[00:04:42] All right?

[00:04:43] Today is the day.

[00:04:44] I said in the beginning of Streamer University

[00:04:47] that I would be taking a percentage

[00:04:49] of my Streamer University, Twitch revenue,

[00:04:52] and I would be giving it back to smaller creators

[00:04:56] and some people from the chat.

[00:04:58] So, today I will be giving away five brand new PCs.

[00:05:08] I'll be giving away five brand new Samsung S25 Ultra Stream

[00:05:14] phones, which is the phones that all the streamers stream on.

[00:05:18] And I will also be giving away $2,500 in streaming equipment.

[00:05:24] So if someone needs a new webcam,

[00:05:25] If someone needs a new monitor, if someone needs a new desk,

[00:05:28] if someone needs a new mic or a keyboard or a headset,

[00:05:32] that type of equipment.

[00:05:33] I'm gonna be choosing people from the chat.

[00:05:35] I'm gonna be choosing smaller creators

[00:05:37] that I see live on Twitch.

[00:05:39] And we're gonna be giving away a lot of PCs,

[00:05:44] stream phones and everything.

[00:05:46] So that's what we are going to be doing today.

[00:05:48] And then after that, we are playing GTA role play.

[00:05:53] I know, I know, y'all have been asking for it.

[00:05:59] We are going to be playing GTA role play with Jynxxy.

[00:06:03] We are going to be role playing as cops.

[00:06:04] So me and Jynxxy are cops on the server and I think Ron might be joining.

[00:06:08] I think Ron's going to be joining us and we're going to be playing role play GTA role

[00:06:12] play me, Ron and Jynxxy as cops today.

[00:06:19] become the parasocials, but I do have a small little, not really announcement, but yesterday

[00:06:28] I sat down and I made the list of all the people I want to be caretakers for me for a day.

[00:06:37] So I get surgery August 4th, I'm going to be in the hospital four days after surgery,

[00:06:45] So I'm gonna be in the hospital until August 8th.

[00:06:48] And then, probably a week from then,

[00:06:51] I'm probably gonna start it around August 15th.

[00:06:55] I'm gonna start the caretaker series.

[00:06:57] And I have a bunch of caretakers in mind.

[00:07:01] Number one, Jay Shock.

[00:07:04] Jay Shock is locked in, he's gonna be coming to LA

[00:07:07] and he's gonna be my caretaker for a day.

[00:07:08] Number two, Yana.

[00:07:10] Yana said she's down, Yana is locked in

[00:07:13] and she's gonna be my caretaker for a day.

[00:07:15] Number three, we have a core day

[00:07:17] where everybody in core is gonna be taking care of me

[00:07:19] for a day, Ron, Jason, Silky, Marlin, Adapt,

[00:07:24] gonna be taking care of me for a day, okay?

[00:07:27] Next, I haven't asked yet,

[00:07:31] but I want wardrobe to come to LA

[00:07:33] and be my caretaker for a day.

[00:07:35] I would love for wardrobe to pull up to the house

[00:07:37] and take care of me after surgery.

[00:07:39] That would be a great stream.

[00:07:40] Number five, Juicy Jacob, I want him to come out whatever costumes he wants to do and I want him to take care of me for a day.

[00:07:49] Number six, I have Brayden and Rod Dogg Moon as a duo coming to take care of me for a day.

[00:07:56] I don't know, that one might, that one might fuck me up, okay?

[00:07:59] I don't know what's going to happen that day, but I have Brayden and Rod Dogg Moon coming out for a day, okay?

[00:08:05] I'm also going to hit up, I'm going to see if Bilzo would be down to come out.

[00:08:09] out. I'm going to see maybe, maybe, uh, Monty and Reem if they'd want to do a day. Um, I also have

[00:08:15] Alyssa locked in as a caretaker for a day. Uh, so Alyssa is going to come take care of me for a day

[00:08:21] and then on the final day, I feel like it's only right. I want rage to come take care of me for

[00:08:28] a day because, you know, rage gave me the blessing to do his caretaker series. So I want

[00:08:32] rage to be the final day, the final caretaker and I want rage to come take care of me

[00:08:37] for a day. So some people are locked in. Some people I still got to ask. I'm also going to

[00:08:41] ask Haskell to see if he wants to for a day, but I'd also don't want it to be 15 different

[00:08:47] people. You know what I mean? So I got to see who can and can't. But that's the list

[00:08:51] of people that I really want to come out and take care of me for a day. At the crib.

[00:08:57] And obviously, IRL, whatever it is. But I want to plan like a day with everyone,

[00:09:01] with everybody I just mentioned from StreamerU. I think it's going to be a lot of fun.

[00:09:04] Did you get your passport?

[00:09:06] No, I did not get my passport, bro.

[00:09:08] I did not get my passport yet.

[00:09:10] Wait, what did Ron say in the chat?

[00:09:26] I'll get you your passport.

[00:09:28] No, you won't get my passport, dude.

[00:09:30] Ron said,

[00:09:32] He said, wait, Ron has no messages.

[00:09:35] What do you mean, Ron didn't even type?

[00:09:36] What are y'all saying?

[00:09:43] What are y'all, he did, no he didn't.

[00:09:44] I'm looking at my Twitch right now.

[00:09:46] Ron didn't even say anything.

[00:09:48] Ron didn't even say nothing.

[00:09:51] He needs help setting up GTA.

[00:09:54] Highbis, Highbis helped me also chat.

[00:09:57] Also chat

[00:10:01] Who can help me set up GTA high-vives is not awake. Oh

[00:10:06] Shit, fuck you mean oh shit. Oh

[00:10:09] GG

[00:10:11] High-vives should be awake Jinx he's live

[00:10:15] Jinx he's live right um, okay chat y'all want to hear y'all want to hear what the conversation I had last night

[00:10:22] I don't know if I'm supposed to be leaking this

[00:10:25] but

[00:10:26] I talked to someone at Epic Games and I hit them and I was like hey I won the

[00:10:34] Streamer University Cosmetic and they were like oh it was great watching you

[00:10:42] play the tournament at Shira University very entertaining for the Cosmetic we

[00:10:48] want to keep it open-ended for you because of who won

[00:10:56] Is there a chance that there will be a LACI constant?

[00:11:09] I mean, come on, that's got to be a chance.

[00:11:13] I mean, sure, it could be a sprite, right?

[00:11:16] It could be that they could give you a sprite, but imagine if you open item shop and you

[00:11:21] just see this.

[00:11:24] staring you in the face. Do you know how many girls are going to buy my skin? Do you know

[00:11:32] how many women in the world will open Fortnite for the first time just to buy a lacy icon

[00:11:38] skin? Brother, girls across the world who don't even know what Fortnite is will download

[00:11:46] Fortnite just to get my skin so they can look at me again. You would need a wheelchair

[00:11:52] your emo. They leaked your Icon skin already. Cringe. Cringe. Cringe. It's not my Icon skin,

[00:12:14] buddy. It's not my Icon skin. It's not my Icon skin. My Icon skin will be skinny. It'll

[00:12:20] It'll be nice, it'll be good looking, okay?

[00:12:24] Infinite level hit box.

[00:12:29] Did you find your passport?

[00:12:32] No, I did not find my passport, but I know who has my passport.

[00:12:37] So, y'all want to hear what happened with my passport?

[00:12:39] I'll give you guys a little update.

[00:12:41] So, somebody found my passport at the university

[00:12:46] and they contacted my business email

[00:12:49] and said that they had my passport.

[00:12:51] So after I went on stream and said that I lost my passport,

[00:12:55] somebody that goes to that college went to the help desk

[00:13:00] and said that they had my passport

[00:13:02] and that they would give it back to me for $1,000.

[00:13:07] So somebody saw the clip of me saying I lost my passport

[00:13:11] and tried to lie about having it

[00:13:13] and trying to get money out of me.

[00:13:15] They're a genius, no, it's not a genius, it's not a genius, that's just being an asshole.

[00:13:23] That's being an absolute asshole.

[00:13:25] I'm surprised you didn't fall for it.

[00:13:27] No, I did not fall for it, bro.

[00:13:28] Do I look like a type of guy to fall for a money scam?

[00:13:31] No, dude.

[00:13:32] You'll never catch me ever getting scammed, ever in my life, fax.

[00:13:36] Mmm.

[00:13:37] I also gotta tell you guys, this weekend, Saturday or Sunday, not sure what day

[00:13:45] I'm gonna be doing a sleepover with Jay shock Jay shock's coming to LA and we're gonna be doing a sleepover this Saturday or Sunday

[00:13:51] He's coming to the house. I want to see if I want to see if other people can come to like

[00:13:56] I'm gonna see if maybe sketch wants to come maybe Nick may or Sina

[00:13:59] But I want to do we're gonna do a sleepover at the core house me and Jay shock at least

[00:14:03] Because he's coming to LA for a few days. So I talked to him this morning on the phone

[00:14:08] And he's excited to come to come see LA because apparently he's never been here

[00:14:12] But yeah, I'm going to sleep over with Jay Shock.

[00:14:15] I will come.

[00:14:16] Can we come too?

[00:14:19] Well guys, I'm going to be streaming it so you guys are all invited.

[00:14:22] It's going to be live, so everybody in the chat is invited.

[00:14:32] And chat tomorrow?

[00:14:34] Tomorrow stream is a 20v1.

[00:14:36] So I have 20 girls and I'm putting Nick and Aire Cena on a 20v1.

[00:14:41] So 20 girls are going to be coming to this house and we're going to be doing a 20v1

[00:14:47] love is in the ear where I'm in Nick's ear telling him what to say.

[00:14:51] Reem said he's down to be your caretaker.

[00:14:54] Will Reem kill me?

[00:14:59] Who the fuck in the chat just said they want to cuddle with Jay shock?

[00:15:03] Real question is who in the chat would want to cuddle with me?

[00:15:06] That's a real question.

[00:15:07] Who would want to cuddle with me?

[00:15:09] Okay, I'm going to come to your house and tickle your feet.

[00:15:16] Ooh, wait, but this is not how my hair looks.

[00:15:26] This is not how my hair looks at all.

[00:15:28] My hair is way different and I would definitely not be wearing a phase jacket.

[00:15:33] Okay, this is actually hard, because if I got an icon skin, what outfit would I be wearing?

[00:15:40] Not at all, genuinely, what outfit would I be wearing if I got an icon skin?

[00:15:51] I'm out.

[00:15:59] What if I did a new gen and an old gen?

[00:16:01] I'm not, why am I sitting here?

[00:16:03] I'm not getting an icon skin, bro.

[00:16:04] Why am I sitting here acting like I'm getting an icon skin?

[00:16:09] I'm just, oh my God, we hit 17K.

[00:16:11] W17K, stop the chat, W17K.

[00:16:14] Okay, shall we get into the giveaways?

[00:16:19] Listen, guys, if you are a small streamer, okay?

[00:16:28] Or if you're not even a streamer at all

[00:16:30] and you wanna be a streamer.

[00:16:32] If you are aspiring to be a content creator,

[00:16:35] to be a streamer, to be maybe a vlogger, whatever it is.

[00:16:43] I'm trying, okay.

[00:16:44] This is my Discord right here, okay?

[00:16:46] I'm gonna invite you guys to my Discord.

[00:16:49] No limit, generate a new link.

[00:16:52] This is my Discord right here, okay?

[00:16:54] I'm gonna put it in the chat and it's gonna be pinned.

[00:16:56] This is my Discord.

[00:16:57] Join this Discord, all right?

[00:17:00] Join this discord and join the call. I'm going to be going into discord and I'm

[00:17:07] gonna be dragging viewers into a call and you guys are gonna try to convince me

[00:17:12] why you deserve to be one of the giveaway winners for us for a streamer

[00:17:17] university PC. Okay?

[00:17:21] Okay.

[00:17:28] So join a call in there.

[00:17:30] Well, why is everybody in a different call?

[00:17:34] Everybody's in a different...

[00:17:37] Holy shit.

[00:17:43] Okay.

[00:17:46] Okay, there is the Discord link.

[00:17:51] Now let me get my YouTube video intro.

[00:17:54] What's good, YouTube?

[00:17:58] How's everybody doing?

[00:17:59] I hope you're having a great day.

[00:18:00] We just got back from Streamer University.

[00:18:03] It was a blast.

[00:18:04] Here's a little montage of everything that happened.

[00:18:06] Now one thing I said at the beginning of Streamer University was that I am going to

[00:18:10] be giving away 10% of any money I make at Streamer University to smaller creators and people

[00:18:18] from my community.

[00:18:19] So today we are giving away five brand new PCs, five IRL stream phones and $2,500 worth

[00:18:30] of equipment.

[00:18:31] I'm going to be choosing people that are streaming on Twitch and in my chat right now.

[00:18:37] Let's get into the video.

[00:18:42] Was that good chat?

[00:18:43] Write my intro one to 10.

[00:18:44] Champion, let's write my intro one to 10.

[00:18:49] Write my intro one, zero.

[00:18:53] Oh, I've seen a lot of 10s, actually.

[00:18:55] I've actually seen a shit ton of 10s.

[00:18:59] Okay, hold on.

[00:19:06] Okay.

[00:19:06] First person should I pick from discord or should I pick from the twitch?

[00:19:13] Like first person do I get someone from discord or do I get somebody from twitch?

[00:19:18] Low key. I want to find somebody from twitch first

[00:19:21] Let's find somebody from twitch

[00:19:24] So let's go to the just chatting section. Okay, and

[00:19:29] Let's find somebody

[00:19:31] Holy shit, somebody has 86,000 people watching him.

[00:19:37] Yogi Dada has blew up from streamer, you what the fuck?

[00:19:41] He's averaging like high and speed numbers.

[00:19:47] Okay, first person.

[00:19:56] I kind of recommended for you to viewers high to low, all right?

[00:20:02] Okay.

[00:20:02] Oh my gosh dash cam footage.

[00:20:05] Thank you for the five gifting W dash cam footage.

[00:20:09] Thank you for the five.

[00:20:10] Appreciate you.

[00:20:12] Okay.

[00:20:14] Shall we find somebody who doesn't really have a nice setup?

[00:20:19] Who doesn't really like, I want somebody who needs a new PC.

[00:20:26] Wait, why are y'all laughing?

[00:20:35] Like a super small streamer on Twitch that has a lot of potential, but has a shitty setup.

[00:20:43] I want, oh my gosh, Carrick with the Five Gifted, Tyler with the Five Gifted, BitBunnetTV

[00:20:48] with the Five Gifted.

[00:20:50] Thank you guys for the subs.

[00:20:54] He's got a set up, bro, he's got a set up, he's got a set up, he's got a set up, he's

[00:21:18] He's got a set up.

[00:21:39] There's gotta be some people who don't have a set up chat, right?

[00:21:47] Do you guys have any recommendations instead of just saying me?

[00:22:00] We gotta look for someone who shambles,

[00:22:02] who's like in a shambles setup, bro.

[00:22:11] You need a shambles setup guy, bro.

[00:22:17] Blazion just got a new setup okay. Is there anybody from streamer you that you guys remember that needs a setup or needs a new PC?

[00:22:35] This chat just says need the whole time

[00:22:39] So I

[00:22:43] Need she has a 240 FPS PC bro

[00:22:47] She's on 240 FPS!

[00:22:54] Pudgy? Wait, does Pudgy not have a PC?

[00:23:02] He's not alive though, he's not alive.

[00:23:08] Pudgy's not alive, chat. Yo, big flood strip, thank you for the 5 gift!

[00:23:13] Thank you for the 5 gift, did brother!

[00:23:17] Let's start off with somebody from this for yeah, let's start off with someone from this

[00:23:23] for because I want to really talk to y'all connect with y'all.

[00:23:27] Maybe there's some people in this chat who genuinely straight up deserve and have aspirations

[00:23:35] of getting a PC.

[00:23:36] I'm going to be honest.

[00:23:37] I'm going to let the chat decide most of the time who they think deserves a PC.

[00:23:43] Okay.

[00:23:44] Okay.

[00:23:45] Wait.

[00:23:46] Lacy's Island, Lacy's Island, okay?

[00:23:54] There's like way too many people in the Discord

[00:23:56] for me to even be able to function right now.

[00:23:58] The Discord's lagging from how many people are in the Discord.

[00:24:02] If y'all want to join and have a chance

[00:24:04] of you're an upcoming creator

[00:24:05] or your dream is to be a streamer

[00:24:07] and you think all you need is a new PC

[00:24:09] or a new setup in order to achieve your dream,

[00:24:11] join the Discord right here and join the call.

[00:24:13] I'm gonna be dragging some people in.

[00:24:15] Okay, let me make sure my settings are good, hold on.

[00:24:21] Okay, okay.

[00:24:26] Okay, we're good.

[00:24:27] Okay, hold on.

[00:24:30] Deactivate, turn on Cam.

[00:24:34] Who's that sexy guy?

[00:24:35] Who's that sexy motherfucker?

[00:24:37] Okay, all right, first person,

[00:24:39] whoa, why is there, okay, first person I'm gonna drag

[00:24:42] is going to be

[00:24:45] like the

[00:24:54] like the

[00:24:55] how i move

[00:24:57] how i'm a move to lacy's

[00:25:00] hello

[00:25:02] let's go play see

[00:25:03] you know it's a brokate odd you have a camera you can turn on by any chance

[00:25:09] yeah i'm on my phone home give me a minute because i have your stream on the

[00:25:12] Okay, no problem dude!

[00:25:16] Alright, yeah.

[00:25:17] Fuck.

[00:25:19] What's up bro, how you doing?

[00:25:20] Is that fucking Ivan?

[00:25:25] Let's go man.

[00:25:26] Wait, your camera turned off, your camera turned off.

[00:25:31] Yo, fuck.

[00:25:32] You're my biggest hater!

[00:25:36] Let's go man.

[00:25:37] You used to hate me Ivan!

[00:25:39] Oh

[00:25:42] My god, oh, gee parasol show

[00:25:47] Yeah, yeah, that's me

[00:25:50] Okay, so Ivan why do you think you deserve to get what first of all what what is your goal?

[00:25:58] Okay, what is your goal with content you want to be a streamer?

[00:26:03] And I don't know like I tried before

[00:26:05] before, you know, when that whole thing happens, you know, when I used to be like a counter-terrorist,

[00:26:11] then I used to post things about you, you know, hating you.

[00:26:16] So you tried to be a streamer of hating on me.

[00:26:19] No, well, no, I was explaining my story.

[00:26:23] Okay, yeah, keep going.

[00:26:25] I tried to be a streamer back then.

[00:26:27] Okay.

[00:26:28] But then it's too much.

[00:26:31] I can't even lie.

[00:26:32] There's a lot of consistency, but yeah.

[00:26:35] So you don't even want to be a streamer?

[00:26:38] I mean, yeah.

[00:26:39] Yeah, I plan to in the future, but you know, it's cool.

[00:26:43] OK, so what do you need to be a streamer?

[00:26:47] What do I need to be a streamer?

[00:26:49] Yeah.

[00:26:53] Fuck, like DC or what?

[00:26:54] I don't get it.

[00:26:59] Oh, fuck.

[00:27:00] Ivan, I have bad news, brother.

[00:27:02] the chat, the chat, the chat's getting me.

[00:27:04] It's fine.

[00:27:05] It's fine.

[00:27:06] It's fine.

[00:27:07] I understand.

[00:27:08] I didn't expect, I didn't expect it.

[00:27:09] Listen, bro.

[00:27:10] I'm sorry, man.

[00:27:11] I'm sorry, but I hope, I hope you're doing good, bro.

[00:27:13] Don't even worry.

[00:27:14] Okay.

[00:27:14] I hope you're, I hope you're doing good, brother.

[00:27:16] Yeah.

[00:27:16] You too.

[00:27:17] It's fine.

[00:27:17] I am.

[00:27:18] Wait.

[00:27:19] He's chat.

[00:27:20] I don't know if y'all, I don't know.

[00:27:22] Maybe there's a message right now.

[00:27:23] I don't know if y'all know this.

[00:27:25] That guy used to be my, he used to be the number one

[00:27:29] pair of social in 2023.

[00:27:31] Oh my God, every time I looked in the calm,

[00:27:34] he was terrorizing with literally a calm terrorist.

[00:27:40] He was a star, he literally stalked me in Darla, bro.

[00:27:46] And then I banned him.

[00:27:49] Now he's a Jason stalker?

[00:27:51] Yeah, I mean, okay, let's get, let's get Batboy.

[00:28:01] Batboy

[00:28:06] Hello Batboy

[00:28:09] Hello

[00:28:18] Okay, Henry, thank you for the five gift day. I

[00:28:22] Think you left the call chat. All right

[00:28:26] Let's get this person in here. There's so many people I can't even keep up. Hello

[00:28:31] Hello?

[00:28:34] Oh, shit!

[00:28:39] Yo, what's up, man?

[00:28:42] What's up, brother? How are you doing?

[00:28:45] I'm great, dude. How are you doing?

[00:28:47] Oh, shit!

[00:28:51] Turn your camera on, bro.

[00:28:53] You can see me?

[00:28:54] Uh, no, I can't see you right now.

[00:28:56] Oh, my gosh. Hold on.

[00:28:58] Are you able to drag me out and drag me back in?

[00:29:00] Oh, wait, I'm gonna be honest. There's too many people in the discord. I literally can't even keep track

[00:29:16] Wait, it just turned on for wait. No, where'd he go?

[00:29:22] February

[00:29:24] Yeah, it was good. It keeps turning off and turning back on you gotta turn it back

[00:29:27] You got to turn it off and turn it back on, bro.

[00:29:30] I'm turning the eye.

[00:29:30] It's all right now.

[00:29:31] No, it's all right.

[00:29:32] It's all right.

[00:29:33] It's all right.

[00:29:33] I can see.

[00:29:34] Where the fuck are you at, dude?

[00:29:36] I'm going to work right now.

[00:29:37] You know where I am?

[00:29:39] Wait, let me see your face.

[00:29:40] Let me see your face.

[00:29:42] You can't see my face?

[00:29:43] No, no, no.

[00:29:43] I can see like a park it looks like.

[00:29:46] A park?

[00:29:46] Oh, is my camera turned?

[00:29:48] No, it's yeah.

[00:29:49] I can see a guy sitting on a bench.

[00:29:52] Oh, it's turned.

[00:29:54] Hold on.

[00:29:57] What's up, bro? How you doing was good? Lacey? I'm good. Are you good, bro? I'm

[00:30:02] selling Rob. So you're great. I'm doing great. You're at work right now. Where do

[00:30:06] you work? Yeah, I work at a pool. I work at a community pool. Okay. Okay. In my

[00:30:11] town, you know, my local town, you, uh, where are you from? You're gonna say the

[00:30:15] town. Just what state? I'm from, uh, I'm from Jersey, Jersey. Okay. How

[00:30:19] old are you? I'm 20. 20. Okay. And are you a streamer? Do you stream? I do

[00:30:26] stream. Yes, I do stream. What's your stream name? My stream name is Femi to valid. Femi

[00:30:31] to valid. Okay, what kind of content do you do? So it's kind of content to do. I do I

[00:30:35] RLs. I do I RLs, you know, I'm saying I just did, um, uh, YN Cupid helps white boy resin

[00:30:41] a boardwalk because, you know, I live near the boardwalk. Okay. That's one of the research

[00:30:43] I do tomorrow. I have a rock climbing instructor teach, you know, puts me through a class.

[00:30:48] So you're really, you're really planning tomorrow. You're really planning. You're

[00:30:51] trying to predict. I'm reaching out. I'm reaching out to companies. You know,

[00:30:54] I have a kick-box, I have a kick-box in the screen.

[00:30:57] What is YN Cupid?

[00:30:59] YN Cupid, I was literally just, I was wearing ski mask,

[00:31:04] a hat that said Cupid, and I was just helping my friend,

[00:31:06] I was helping my friend, prisoner.

[00:31:07] So you're the YN?

[00:31:10] You said what?

[00:31:11] So you're the YN?

[00:31:12] I was the YN, yes.

[00:31:14] I'm not really YN though, I'm really sweet though.

[00:31:16] Okay, yeah, no, you seem sweet, you seem sweet.

[00:31:18] Okay, I'll ask you to come and grab me.

[00:31:20] So, so what do you think,

[00:31:22] what, you want to be a content creator, right?

[00:31:23] You want it? You want to be you want to be a big content?

[00:31:26] We're gonna be a big tree. Yeah. I want to be. Yes. I want to be big.

[00:31:29] So what would you say you need for that for you to achieve that?

[00:31:33] What do I say I need to achieve that? I think I need for me to achieve that.

[00:31:38] I think I definitely need a person that I can consistently collab with.

[00:31:43] Definitely reliable, IRL women so I could just get up or whatever

[00:31:48] narrow or ever. You know, saying if that's a TVU or if it's a good

[00:31:51] If it's a good camera, I don't need the TV back now.

[00:31:54] Honestly, just a good camera, good internet, good internet,

[00:31:57] good vibes, and I need a reliable camera.

[00:31:58] Because nobody in my town, I can't find no good help.

[00:32:01] What do you stream off right now?

[00:32:03] Right now, I stream off of Twitch,

[00:32:05] but I want to also stream off of.

[00:32:07] What equipment do you stream off of?

[00:32:09] Oh, right now, I stream literally just off this iPhone.

[00:32:11] If I don't have this iPhone,

[00:32:13] then I stream off my Samsung S25.

[00:32:15] But it doesn't have a wireless hotspot,

[00:32:18] so that internet be assed.

[00:32:20] Okay. So you, so you have a S 25 already.

[00:32:23] Yeah.

[00:32:23] Be honest. I liked your enter.

[00:32:24] Okay. Do you do?

[00:32:25] Do you do?

[00:32:25] It's not even mine.

[00:32:27] It's my mom's.

[00:32:28] Do you do desktop streams at all?

[00:32:30] I do do desktop streams.

[00:32:31] You know, I do have the PC, my W sister shadow, my sister.

[00:32:34] She just came back from the army.

[00:32:35] She bought my first PC.

[00:32:36] Don't say spend $1,500.

[00:32:38] I need to start my streaming career.

[00:32:40] Yeah.

[00:32:40] She started my streaming career.

[00:32:41] You know what I'm saying?

[00:32:41] I have all the basic stuff.

[00:32:42] You know, I'm trying to upgrade my webcam to the

[00:32:45] larger tech, the larger tech.

[00:32:47] I'm trying to upgrade on my climate.

[00:32:48] You know what I'm saying?

[00:32:49] I've definitely had had people help me out.

[00:32:51] Yeah, where's my bull?

[00:32:52] So listen, I just need listen for me.

[00:32:54] I fuck with your energy.

[00:32:55] I fuck with your energy.

[00:32:56] I think you have great energy.

[00:32:58] I like that you're planning content.

[00:32:59] Um, I obviously don't know how many viewers you got.

[00:33:01] I don't know how many viewers you average.

[00:33:03] It doesn't matter to me.

[00:33:04] Okay.

[00:33:05] Um, I want you to be one of the giveaway winners.

[00:33:07] Okay.

[00:33:08] Now you already have a PC, so I'm not going to waste one of the PCs.

[00:33:12] Um, yeah, that's cool.

[00:33:14] Now I have five stream phones that I'm giving away.

[00:33:17] The brand new Samsung S25 Ultra.

[00:33:20] If you don't have one, I could give you one of those

[00:33:24] or I could upgrade some of the equipment at your setup,

[00:33:28] if you want.

[00:33:29] Like I could get you a new webcam.

[00:33:31] I could get you a new mic, a new, whatever you like.

[00:33:33] It's up to you.

[00:33:36] Oh my gosh.

[00:33:37] What should I do?

[00:33:38] What should I do?

[00:33:39] Hold on.

[00:33:40] Hold on.

[00:33:40] My coworkers want to see what's up.

[00:33:42] Hey, who's getting out?

[00:33:43] How you doing?

[00:33:44] That's my huge fan.

[00:33:45] What should I do?

[00:33:45] Thank you.

[00:33:46] I mean, honestly, it seems like it seems like you you like to you have the IRL stuff planned out

[00:33:56] The phone the phone the phone

[00:33:59] That's gonna come with time if we ask to get my money up my streams

[00:34:02] No, say I think it's up to me shit will pay that show but the phone will definitely be a step forward in the road

[00:34:08] That's focus. What's your forward before me? Yes, and the ultra that's way

[00:34:12] with all the streamers use as their phone.

[00:34:14] So you can get the phone.

[00:34:14] You can find yourself a cameraman

[00:34:16] or you can just fucking go around selfie sticking it

[00:34:18] if you want.

[00:34:19] No, honestly, that's what I've been doing.

[00:34:20] I'm gonna say I just went to New York for the outfit

[00:34:22] to eat and pop up a little bit.

[00:34:23] And all selfie sticking, you know what I'm saying?

[00:34:24] It was good vibes.

[00:34:25] Everybody, you know what I'm saying?

[00:34:26] This is, this is going to work out.

[00:34:28] This is going to work out.

[00:34:29] Okay.

[00:34:30] Okay, listen, Femi, congrats.

[00:34:32] You have bet.

[00:34:33] You were the first giveaway winner, bro.

[00:34:34] I like your energy.

[00:34:35] I like your energy.

[00:34:36] I'm gonna keep, I'm gonna be watching your content too.

[00:34:39] I'm gonna be watching your content.

[00:34:40] Make sure you're posting clips too.

[00:34:41] That's number one important.

[00:34:42] Oh, yeah, I've been posting clips.

[00:34:44] I got my clip account.

[00:34:47] I've been posting there a little bit, you know what I'm saying?

[00:34:49] You trying to grow it a little bit.

[00:34:51] And also, if the chat is saying I look like Dobbo, ignore that.

[00:34:54] They were saying that.

[00:34:55] They were calling.

[00:34:56] I'm already knowing.

[00:34:57] They were calling.

[00:34:58] I'm already knowing.

[00:34:58] Give me one sec, Femi.

[00:35:00] Ethura with that two hundred.

[00:35:05] Yes, dad!

[00:35:06] Yeah!

[00:35:09] W-200 and a chat!

[00:35:13] Alright, Femi.

[00:35:14] Femi, listen, brother.

[00:35:15] Yeah, what's going on?

[00:35:17] You have won a brand new IRL stream phone.

[00:35:19] Let's go.

[00:35:20] I'm gonna add you on Discord right now.

[00:35:21] Okay, I just sent you a friend request.

[00:35:23] I need you to add me back.

[00:35:24] Okay.

[00:35:24] I'm gonna message you when I end stream today

[00:35:25] or have Drew message you.

[00:35:27] We're gonna get your address

[00:35:28] and I'm gonna ship you the IRL stream phone, okay?

[00:35:30] Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.

[00:35:30] I expect to see you using it

[00:35:31] for to create content.

[00:35:32] All right, I expect to see it.

[00:35:33] Of course.

[00:35:34] Chat, everybody go follow me.

[00:35:35] Femi to valid on switch. Go show him some value. Femi to valid on all social all socials

[00:35:45] That great energy. Hey Femi

[00:35:47] I appreciate you. Keep grinding man. Thank you. Appreciate it. Thank you.

[00:35:54] That was a good first person chat. That's the kind of energy I want. I could tell that that guy's got potential

[00:36:00] He's a good. He's a good content creator. I could tell

[00:36:03] I could tell

[00:36:04] Okay, who should I get next he just hit 1k followers say oh god he just hit 1k followers off that

[00:36:19] say oh god he just hit femi to valley

[00:36:26] yo he just hit 1.5k

[00:36:34] Wait, he actually has good content.

[00:36:37] You know, usually, you know what I was saying.

[00:36:40] No credit or trade.

[00:36:41] Oh yeah, he needs better quality for an IRL phone.

[00:36:44] No, not.

[00:36:46] He was at 800?

[00:36:49] He's almost at 2K followers now.

[00:36:53] He's almost at 2K now.

[00:36:57] WChat.

[00:36:59] He just hit 2K.

[00:37:01] WChat, bro, WChat.

[00:37:03] Y'all got him up to 2,000 followers.

[00:37:05] Okay, let's get another person in here.

[00:37:08] Hold on, let's get another person in here.

[00:37:11] Who should I get?

[00:37:12] There's just so many people.

[00:37:21] There's so many people, bro.

[00:37:29] Like dude.

[00:37:30] Hello Ivy, Ivy are you there?

[00:37:43] Hello.

[00:37:44] Hey Ivy how you doing?

[00:37:46] I'm doing good.

[00:37:48] Do you think you can turn your camera on?

[00:37:51] I don't know.

[00:37:53] I'm kind of under age.

[00:37:55] Oh okay, okay.

[00:37:57] Okay, well, how's your day going?

[00:38:02] I'm doing good.

[00:38:03] That's good.

[00:38:04] Do you stream a lot?

[00:38:06] Are you a streamer or are you trying to be a streamer?

[00:38:09] I'm trying to be a streamer.

[00:38:11] I do some Twitch on my PlayStation,

[00:38:14] but I haven't been streaming a lot.

[00:38:17] Okay, so what kind of content do you make?

[00:38:22] I'm trying to do gaming content.

[00:38:24] Okay, gaming content, huh?

[00:38:28] Yeah, I like gaming a lot.

[00:38:31] Okay, what games do you play?

[00:38:34] Fortnite, any type of games, like shooting game, story games.

[00:38:40] Okay, okay.

[00:38:43] Okay, so what would you think would help benefit and elevate your content?

[00:38:50] Um, to like, um, to just get confident and stuff.

[00:38:56] Okay.

[00:38:57] Okay.

[00:38:58] Yeah.

[00:38:59] Yeah.

[00:39:00] Okay.

[00:39:01] Well, I'm kind of shy.

[00:39:02] That's why.

[00:39:03] Yeah, no, that's okay.

[00:39:04] It's, it's, it's okay to be shy.

[00:39:05] You know, it's no problem at all.

[00:39:06] Um, I'm gonna, I'm gonna write your name down.

[00:39:08] Let me give my note pad out.

[00:39:10] Okay.

[00:39:11] Okay.

[00:39:12] Okay.

[00:39:13] What's your name down right here?

[00:39:17] Okay.

[00:39:18] I've got your name down.

[00:39:20] and I will be in touch. Okay. If you win the giveaway, I will let you know. Okay. Thank you. Okay. Thank you so much.

[00:39:38] Okay. Next person.

[00:39:40] You're a monster.

[00:39:46] Guys, every person that I drag in the call cannot win the giveaway or else I wouldn't

[00:39:51] be able to find the people who are trying to be upcoming creators.

[00:39:56] Yo, Lacey Rills, if you call me again, I'm blocking you.

[00:40:08] Who should I get?

[00:40:10] I wish there was a mod that could drag people for me.

[00:40:12] I'm just gonna start picking people, fuck you.

[00:40:18] Move to Macy's Island.

[00:40:20] Okay.

[00:40:22] Hello?

[00:40:25] Hello, can you hear me?

[00:40:29] Shrimp, thank you for the five gifted.

[00:40:32] Hello?

[00:40:34] Yo, what's up man, how you doing?

[00:40:36] Good, how you doing?

[00:40:37] I'm doing good, bro.

[00:40:38] Do you have a camera you could turn on?

[00:40:40] Yeah, hold on a second.

[00:40:49] Is it on?

[00:40:50] It's like loading.

[00:40:52] It's like loading.

[00:41:03] Oh, no.

[00:41:03] I'm not getting log.

[00:41:11] Offsets failed to start camera.

[00:41:13] Let me try again.

[00:41:16] Let me try to drag you out and drag you back in.

[00:41:21] All right.

[00:41:23] Move to radio.

[00:41:29] Oh, no.

[00:41:32] Oh, no.

[00:41:33] Oh, no.

[00:41:34] Oh, my, I just fucked up.

[00:41:39] Oh, fuck.

[00:41:42] There's too many.

[00:41:47] Oh, no.

[00:41:49] Brother, there's like, there's like, there's like, 5000 people in the discord.

[00:41:56] I don't know about like, how much is there?

[00:41:58] 5,000 people in the discord.

[00:42:06] Don't you pay rums to do this shit? Uh, yeah, I don't I just need a mod to help me, bro. I

[00:42:16] Just need a mod to help me

[00:42:18] It's fine. It's fine. Okay. Let's get Alexandra.

[00:42:28] Oh, hello, Alexandra. Hello. Hello, Alexandra. How you doing?

[00:42:40] Do you have a camera you can turn on?

[00:42:42] I do. I look raggedy though. Be warned.

[00:42:44] No, no, no. You don't look raggedy. How you doing, Alexandra?

[00:42:47] How are you?

[00:42:48] I'm doing great.

[00:42:49] Where are you from?

[00:42:51] How old are you?

[00:42:52] What's your name?

[00:42:53] I'm from New York.

[00:42:54] I'm 19.

[00:42:55] My name is Alexandra Inez.

[00:42:56] You could just call me Alex for sure.

[00:42:58] Okay.

[00:42:59] Do you...

[00:43:00] What kind of content?

[00:43:01] Do you do content?

[00:43:02] I do a mix of both.

[00:43:03] I started YouTube like a couple years back.

[00:43:05] So I have like 4K on there.

[00:43:08] And I just started streaming recently.

[00:43:10] I play games.

[00:43:12] I started doing like music streams, reaction.

[00:43:14] I literally just started, so I only have like 26 followers.

[00:43:17] Hey, that's, the size does not matter.

[00:43:19] The point is, you know, I want to help people who want to be content creators,

[00:43:23] who are aspiring content creators.

[00:43:25] So, what kind of content do you say you do?

[00:43:27] A mix. Usually gaming and like lifestyle, like, for instance, I had surgery last month,

[00:43:32] so I don't know.

[00:43:33] How's your recovery going?

[00:43:36] It's going good.

[00:43:37] I had two surgeries, one in February and then one last month.

[00:43:40] So, I'm like bouncing back from it.

[00:43:41] back for me. So that's why I just I stopped YouTube for a little bit for like a month,

[00:43:44] but now I'm getting back into it.

[00:43:45] Okay. So what would you say? Like, so you say you're primarily a desktop streamer, yeah?

[00:43:51] Uh, yeah, more or less.

[00:43:53] Okay. Do you want to be an IRL streamer? Is that something like,

[00:43:56] do you want to go higher or do you want to try to?

[00:43:59] My main content is lifestyle, but due to me being bedbound at the moment,

[00:44:03] I have to do like desktop. I can't go out anywhere. I can't do none of the stuff

[00:44:06] that I used to do.

[00:44:07] Yeah.

[00:44:07] So we have like a broken ass PC like I'm talking I could show you like the

[00:44:11] me the big the big.

[00:44:13] Yeah, let me see it.

[00:44:13] I got some of my flashlight, but because we don't have no light in here, but like,

[00:44:18] I don't know if you could see that.

[00:44:19] Oh yeah, that is.

[00:44:21] It's broken all the way over here.

[00:44:24] Oh shit.

[00:44:25] Yeah.

[00:44:26] Um, it's from 2011.

[00:44:29] Hold on and I got.

[00:44:32] You got a 2011 PC.

[00:44:34] Yeah, it's what we had and then I have this mic from Amazon for like $20, but it's what I'm working with and I'm using a TV as a monitor.

[00:44:41] Oh, wow. You're not even, you can't, you be gaming on South.

[00:44:47] 60 FPS, huh?

[00:44:48] Low key, I can't even, like I play Sims. That's one of my main things is Sims and Fortnite. I can't even run Fortnite on this PC.

[00:44:54] So I have to stick with Sims and I can't play Minecraft on it.

[00:44:58] I tried to open like one of my favorite games is Schedule One. I can't even open it on here. Like that's how shitty this is.

[00:45:03] This is okay, but it's a work in progress. You know, we're slowly building it up. So listen

[00:45:09] Wait, so what's your stream name? What's your first name?

[00:45:12] cryptic angel baby all together in one word cryptic angel baby, okay?

[00:45:16] So so how so how like how dedicated what you're saying really are you really want to be a streamer?

[00:45:22] That really is like is that is that a real passion?

[00:45:24] I've won it for like four and a half years give or take and I'm not gonna lie. I change I

[00:45:29] I watched Jimmy University the whole time and it's definitely something that I want to do I want to become like a big creator like that

[00:45:35] Yeah, and I've always been pretty out there with like my life and everything like I do poetry and stuff like that too

[00:45:41] So you know I got like a little bit of that outs with like talk to the people and do my thing

[00:45:45] It's just I don't have the ability to do that so far

[00:45:48] So I'm working with what I got and I just lost my Instagram too

[00:45:51] So I only have like 50 followers now my shit got sniped all day. Oh your shit

[00:45:56] They stole it. I had like

[00:45:59] Now let me check what I got. I think like 20 30, maybe

[00:46:06] 97

[00:46:17] So here's what I want to do for you

[00:46:20] Alexandra I want to get you a new PC and a brand new monitor so you know you can stream so you can play games

[00:46:26] You know your PC clearly doesn't even have a screen on it has a base

[00:46:31] You're playing on a TV screen. So

[00:46:35] You know, I I made a thing where I was gonna be giving away 10% of the revenue

[00:46:39] I made from Schumer University and I have five PCs that I'm giving away

[00:46:43] So I want to give you one of the PCs. So it's a great PC. It's a it has a

[00:46:49] it has a, um, a rising seven in it.

[00:46:51] It has a 50 70 graphics card.

[00:46:54] So you'll be able to run any game you want.

[00:46:56] You'll be able to stream off of it.

[00:46:58] And, uh, I want to get you a monitor as well so that you can, so that you can

[00:47:03] use the monitor, actually play games and you can, you can stream.

[00:47:06] And I think you need a ring light too.

[00:47:10] Yeah.

[00:47:10] We don't have no light.

[00:47:11] Our light I can show you is burnt out.

[00:47:13] My lamp shocked me.

[00:47:14] I got a burn on my hand from that two days ago.

[00:47:16] It popped.

[00:47:17] I had a Hello Kitty lamp for like $10 on Walmart.

[00:47:19] Yeah, it's shocked me on the arm, broken.

[00:47:22] So since the walls are red, all you see

[00:47:25] is the light from outside, and it's horrible.

[00:47:27] Yeah, I'll throw in a ring light, too.

[00:47:30] So you can put a ring light on your setup.

[00:47:32] So basically, you're getting a whole new setup.

[00:47:34] OK, you're going to get a PC, a monitor, a ring light.

[00:47:37] And you just had surgery, so probably

[00:47:40] going to be stuck inside for a little bit.

[00:47:41] You can play whatever games you want.

[00:47:43] Yeah.

[00:47:43] But I better see you streaming.

[00:47:45] I better see you live playing games, grinding.

[00:47:48] Because that's what this is about. I want to see you grinding. I want to see my screen my plan was to stream

[00:47:53] Every day until I hit my go fo me goals, so I'm definitely gonna okay. Well, I'm gonna add you on discord right now

[00:47:59] okay, I guess I just added you and

[00:48:03] I'm gonna message you after stream or have just keep keep out in I out for a friend or press from drew wall

[00:48:09] Okay, okay. Thank you so much. And what is your twitch one more time?

[00:48:13] cryptic angel baby and one word cryptic angel baby chat everybody follow cryptic angel baby

[00:48:20] she's gonna she's gonna be live when she gets a new PC and streaming games and I'm gonna

[00:48:25] keep an eye out okay alrighty thank you so much congratulations and I hope to see you

[00:48:31] I hope to see you Freeman thank you alright bye bye bye oh yeah she deserves it bro oh

[00:48:38] Oh God, she deserves it.

[00:48:39] She just got out of surgery.

[00:48:41] She's streaming, doing desktop streams.

[00:48:43] She can't even load Fortnite.

[00:48:45] Those are the type of people,

[00:48:46] and I can tell she has good energy

[00:48:47] and a good personality too.

[00:48:51] Okay, so far we got two people down.

[00:48:56] We got two people down.

[00:49:01] I hope she added me back.

[00:49:04] Hello?

[00:49:06] Hello?

[00:49:08] Lacey, what do you see me?

[00:49:11] What Vardom?

[00:49:12] Lacey you see me bro. Yes, I can see you. Yo

[00:49:16] Yo, what up? What up? Yo, what do you want? I'm on my lunch break, bro

[00:49:22] I'm working. I'm working. What do you want, bro?

[00:49:25] I'm on my mom

[00:49:28] Hi, how are you? Every time I'm watching you. I like it. Oh, thank you

[00:49:33] How are you?

[00:49:35] I talk to a lot of customers.

[00:49:37] They're customers saying how he's lazy.

[00:49:39] He's so nice guy. He's so nice guy.

[00:49:41] Thank you so much.

[00:49:43] I got to stop buying us some food sometime.

[00:49:45] I can get everything.

[00:49:47] Okay. All right.

[00:49:49] But yo, what up?

[00:49:51] You're my dad too.

[00:49:53] How you doing, pops?

[00:49:55] Yo, what up, bro?

[00:49:57] What's up, dude?

[00:49:59] What do you need, bro? What do you need?

[00:50:01] you are rich I'm rich yes me open me open but wait mom my mom wants to say

[00:50:09] something okay listen to me okay no no say no okay mom you're coming my house

[00:50:16] is taken for some good barbecue what what day you want I close in the restaurant

[00:50:21] just you saying what day I'll come here how to some barbecue you for barbecue

[00:50:26] Yeah, I'd love to. Just to say bar time. I close in restaurant one day and we take it for good barbecue. Yeah, I'd love to come over for some barbecue.

[00:50:37] So delicious. Everything but new barbecue.

[00:50:40] Oh, we could do a cookout if you want to come to our cookout. Yeah, we'll see a cookout.

[00:50:45] Okay, sounds good.

[00:50:46] When you say any day, any day up to you, any day next week.

[00:50:52] Of course any day any day I promise you are closing. I'm not working just you come just for me

[00:51:03] You know

[00:51:06] St. Mom, but this is helping me everything. I'm so proud of you. Thank you so much. Of course. Thank you

[00:51:13] You have a great son. Yeah. Yeah next week any time

[00:51:16] Yes, any time you say any day

[00:51:20] I'll text more down and then we'll skip we'll figure out a day that works and we'll have a barbecue

[00:51:24] All right, but yeah, we could have a we could have a barbecue. Let's go. So what do you need, bro?

[00:51:30] Bro, I'm gonna be honest. You're already a content creator

[00:51:38] You need a PC yeah, you have a PC I

[00:51:44] need a

[00:51:46] Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I what am I like like

[00:51:52] What

[00:51:58] Yeah, that's why I'm saying you don't need anything

[00:52:01] Okay, my bro one of my mods sent it to me and they were like yo join this quick. Lacey's doing like a 10k thing

[00:52:07] Okay, so what what what do you think you need to update on your son? I?

[00:52:13] Have I have a PC and I have a phone, but

[00:52:16] I have lights too, but I don't fuck now that I'm thinking about it. Okay. I don't even know

[00:52:22] So, so, you want to take a PC away from someone for yourself

[00:52:29] Don't put it like that. Okay. I know I full self is bro. I didn't know

[00:52:34] No, listen, I'll tell you what I'll tell you what

[00:52:37] Inside of the PC instead of that. How about we just do a cookout stream

[00:52:41] Okay, but yeah, I'll come to your house and we'll do a cookout stream

[00:52:45] We'll do a cookout with your family back, bro. Yeah. Yeah, cuz I know I'm thinking about it

[00:52:49] Actually, no, I don't need anything

[00:52:51] You should go give it to somebody else that that needs it cuz I already have like a PC a PC and phone like I saved up

[00:52:56] And I bought that shit already, but bro. Yeah, if you're actually down bro, pull up for a workout

[00:53:02] Let's do it. It's Leslie gonna be there. Oh

[00:53:06] Man Leslie broke up

[00:53:08] Yeah, what happened? What happened bro? She looked at cloud taste. I can't even lie

[00:53:15] No

[00:53:18] Yeah, I

[00:53:21] I swear, I don't even know what happened. What happened? I

[00:53:28] Don't know bro. I don't know

[00:53:30] I'm fucking

[00:53:32] Don't shit this happen, bro

[00:53:34] I just I I told her I'm like I'm I don't I don't know if we could keep doing this

[00:53:38] Listen, how about this? I'll bring I'll bring a girl for you to meet at the cookout

[00:53:42] That way dead ass. Yes. I'll bring a girl

[00:53:45] And you can and she can meet you and your family

[00:53:48] We actually yes, I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down her name her name

[00:53:55] Her name is her name is diamond

[00:53:58] Okay, yes, I think you guys will really get along and I'm gonna bring diamond to the cookout and you guys can meet all right

[00:54:05] Okay, bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[00:54:08] But it's diamond a super. No, no, no, she's not a stripper. She's not a stripper

[00:54:12] Okay, I because it sounds like a stripper name. No, no, no, please

[00:54:15] Okay, okay, that fucked up to say no, no, she's a nice person a nice girl. Don't worry. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I apologize

[00:54:21] That's fucked. I shouldn't have said that. Yeah. No, it's okay. I'm it's a very nice

[00:54:24] Okay, all right cool. Hey, bro. All right. All right. Sounds good

[00:54:33] Oh brother

[00:54:43] Hello, what's good? What is it? Don't meet each other

[00:54:50] What do you like what dude, what do you need?

[00:54:54] Yo, bro, bro, Lacey game first of all I want to say how you been bro. I didn't talk to you in a while

[00:55:01] Have you been um, I've been I've been good, bro. I've been good. How are you?

[00:55:06] You know, bro, I've been working game. I'm streaming bro. I'm doing everything gay

[00:55:11] Listen yo mods is ain't I'm fucking meet and greet dude. This is a giggle. Hey, it's not no meet and greet

[00:55:18] So why is me she in the call?

[00:55:20] Okay, but leave me the IRL phone though. I did ask you need IRL phone. So I'm gonna be honest with you

[00:55:26] Yes, sir. You've been a part of my community for how long?

[00:55:29] It's like 2024 I think

[00:55:31] That's when I first met you. That's when I first met you like 2024. And I'm gonna be honest you stream a lot

[00:55:37] You do you do stream a lot. I do

[00:55:40] I do but you want to know one thing I noticed BG is I only see you in the chat or in the call when I'm giving shit away

[00:55:47] I only see you in the chat and in the discord when I'm giving shit away

[00:55:54] First of all, check channels, all the good stuff in the chat

[00:55:58] All the good stuff in the chat

[00:55:59] Oh my god, you need a new mic, dang

[00:56:02] You need a new bridge, you need a new platform, you need a dubster, you need a new platform

[00:56:07] You need a new game, where should I do that?

[00:56:08] I'm going to see your stream, you need a lot of the platform, you need a new game

[00:56:11] Check the channels

[00:56:12] Okay, brother you need a new light cuz what the fuck is that what is that? Oh wait, why do you leave?

[00:56:21] No, get him back in here

[00:56:26] Get him back in here

[00:56:32] He asked someone kicked him why

[00:56:39] Get him back in here, bro

[00:56:42] Okay, Michi, join back.

[00:56:53] Can he not join back?

[00:56:55] Can he not join back?

[00:56:58] Bro, what mod kicked him?

[00:57:01] Yo, Michi, turn your camera back on.

[00:57:04] Michi, turn your camera back on.

[00:57:07] Michi, turn your camera back on.

[00:57:10] your camera back on yeah well up here yes I can hear you but turn your camera

[00:57:16] back on bro I'm trying game bro whoever just hit me weird bro

[00:57:23] what's good again what's up what you hear me do you see me so so Michi I'm gonna

[00:57:28] be honest you're a grinder bro I see you live all the time but you all you

[00:57:34] don't expand you only do desktop streams and I need to do IRLs gang up and try

[00:57:39] Actually, I'm alive this month. I'm not gonna lie. I have been doing a little bit of I roll streams off my twitch app

[00:57:45] I have been trying to do some show in my IRLs game my friends got me out of my comfort zone

[00:57:49] You know my very first IRL stream I ever did was at fact camp and it taught me a lot of things and I did some things

[00:57:56] I know I should have done on camera and I embarrass myself

[00:57:59] And now I know now I see I see why I feel like but you know game like that was my first time

[00:58:04] I was nervous. I was scared

[00:58:05] But I've been trying to expand and do IRLs gang. You know, I've been trying to get into some girl content too

[00:58:10] There is a girl that wants to do a stream with me too. So I'm trying to do that gang

[00:58:15] Oh god

[00:58:18] There's a girl wants to do a stream with me gang

[00:58:21] But I don't have the right equipment gang. I'm trying to have everything bro. You know what I mean, but I'll a bro

[00:58:26] It is what it is gang like

[00:58:28] I'm a grinder, bro

[00:58:29] You know I'm a grinder gang I've been streaming for hours have been working my ass off

[00:58:32] I stream consistently to like damn their one fewer and I still stream

[00:58:38] I see you all the time on my twitch at the bottom streaming

[00:58:43] And my ass off bro do stream a lot. You've been a part of my community for two years

[00:58:48] And I want to see you expand. I want to see you grow

[00:58:52] I want to see you stop doing shitty desktop streams where you just react to shit and watch my streams

[00:58:58] Okay, like you stream yourself chatting in my chat, bro.

[00:59:02] Okay.

[00:59:03] Hold on.

[00:59:04] I feel like a couple months ago again because I don't do that.

[00:59:09] So I'm going to make you a deal.

[00:59:10] I'm going to make you a deal.

[00:59:11] I'll make you a deal.

[00:59:12] That's that game.

[00:59:13] I will give you one of the Samsung S25 Ultra, which is what all the streamers use.

[00:59:19] I'll give you the IRL stream phone.

[00:59:21] It's a thousand dollar phone.

[00:59:22] Okay.

[00:59:23] You could you could hold it as chat on the screen.

[00:59:25] You could flip it around.

[00:59:26] You get a camera man.

[00:59:27] I'll give you one of the phones. You'll be one of the giveaway winners

[00:59:32] But the condition is I need to see at least

[00:59:38] Re-planned IRL streams

[00:59:40] That's okay when you get the phone. I want to see three planned IRL streams from you, okay?

[00:59:47] Yes, I don't I don't I don't care if you go live and you plan these streams and you have two viewers

[00:59:53] Okay, appreciate that because it's not about how many people are watching because if you're uploading quality content people will eventually start watching

[01:00:00] All right, appreciate that or love bro. Yo, I mean back to a discord

[01:00:05] I just added you

[01:00:08] Love bro. You have one one of those one of the phones. Okay. Thank you so much game

[01:00:12] I'm gonna work my ass off bro pre-sates you love right mods link me cheese twitch in the chat

[01:00:17] Everybody got me to you follow on twitch y'all

[01:00:19] I appreciate that love dogs peace out those it's a next time wait wait wait before you kick me where I got a question to ask you

[01:00:24] Yeah, what it's a serious question. It's fat camp to happen again. Let me know right now

[01:00:30] Fat camp to is happening

[01:00:33] So let me know no no camp alumna will be returning

[01:00:41] I'm just kidding. That's not a rule

[01:00:43] I'm going to be honest here,

[01:00:44] it's not coming back.

[01:00:44] I'm going to give it a vote for you.

[01:00:45] You're not going to be there.

[01:00:48] You're not going to be there.

[01:00:49] I'm keeping it up with you.

[01:00:50] But yes, that Kib two is happening,

[01:00:52] but you're not invited back.

[01:00:54] Hold on.

[01:00:55] I have a lot of room to know a choice

[01:00:56] because you know what I did,

[01:00:57] they said if you wanted to sneak in and go anyway,

[01:00:59] game so you got no choice.

[01:01:02] Brother, you are 320 pounds.

[01:01:07] And somehow you sucked at being fat.

[01:01:10] I don't even know how it's possible.

[01:01:12] You sucked at being fat!

[01:01:14] The one thing you're good at, you sucked at it!

[01:01:20] Why do you only jump for hours without sticking a needle in your arm, game?

[01:01:23] Hey, hey, you know what? Hey, hey, hey, for the giveaway, I'll throw a new mic,

[01:01:26] because goddamn your shit sucks!

[01:01:28] Oh, okay, you're not about to-

[01:01:31] Hey, like I told you, back in 2 chat, y'all will see me just to jump,

[01:01:35] what's the matter with this thing?

[01:01:36] He's just not gonna be there.

[01:01:38] A stream came across my desk, chat.

[01:01:42] A stream came across my desk.

[01:01:51] I don't know if he's in the discord.

[01:02:01] Hold on.

[01:02:03] It's actually going to be impossible to find him.

[01:02:06] And he's not on his stream right now.

[01:02:12] He might be selling the bag by be an AFK.

[01:02:19] Yo, little baby J on YT.

[01:02:31] You have 20 seconds to get back on your setup.

[01:02:39] Oh, no. Oh, no, he's selling pin.

[01:03:00] Is he selling?

[01:03:10] Is he doing chores?

[01:03:12] Wait!

[01:03:16] What happened?

[01:03:48] Let me see

[01:04:02] July a thong day 22 of 30 has he been since he actually been streaming every day in July

[01:04:18] Oh my God, his stream crashes every 20 minutes.

[01:04:37] His stream crashes every 20 minutes, but he's live every day.

[01:04:41] Look, 5 minutes stream and it crashes.

[01:04:44] He regos live, hour stream crashes, 30 minute stream crashes.

[01:04:55] What is, tell Lacey.

[01:05:01] What's your discord, bro?

[01:05:03] What the DC, Lacey, what is the DC?

[01:05:09] My discord is my username, my discord is my username.

[01:05:12] I guess where's my euthanine?

[01:05:23] Chad, tell them I added them.

[01:05:25] Tell them I added them.

[01:05:27] Wait, it says that didn't work.

[01:05:30] It says that didn't work.

[01:05:37] No, BTJ10.

[01:05:39] It's N, B, T, J, A, Y, Y, A1, O.

[01:05:44] N, B, T,

[01:05:46] hold on, try to look.

[01:05:47] I'm not gonna see, I'm not gonna see.

[01:05:49] N, B, T.

[01:05:50] It's N, B, T, J, A, Y, Y, A1, O, look.

[01:05:55] Check, everybody stop, N, B, T, J1, O.

[01:05:57] N, B, T, J1, O.

[01:05:59] Ma, try to pin it.

[01:06:00] Ma, try to pin it.

[01:06:01] Ma, try to pin it.

[01:06:02] Ma, try to pin it.

[01:06:03] It's N, B, T.

[01:06:05] Ma, try to pin it.

[01:06:06] I added you I added you call me I added you

[01:06:23] I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, I'm still.

[01:06:25] Lacey sent you for a call.

[01:06:27] I accepted it, Lacey.

[01:06:37] Hello?

[01:06:39] Lacey.

[01:06:40] Yo, what's up, dude?

[01:06:42] What's up, bro? What's up?

[01:06:44] How you doing, bro? How you doing? How you doing?

[01:06:47] What's up, bro? Don't look at me, bro.

[01:06:49] Listen, listen.

[01:06:51] I got a few questions I got to ask you.

[01:06:53] What's up, what's up, what's up?

[01:06:55] So I'm doing this thing where I give away 10% of the money I made at Schremer University

[01:07:01] and I try to help smaller creators by getting them things they need to pursue their content.

[01:07:07] So someone sent me your stream and I see you're doing a July, you're doing like a

[01:07:11] marathon or you're live every day.

[01:07:14] Yes.

[01:07:15] But your stream keeps crashing.

[01:07:17] I mean, bro, who see my piece. This is what my PC is looking like

[01:07:22] I'm on my mom last leg on PC

[01:07:28] What's close-up like of the PC

[01:07:36] So one thing I could

[01:07:40] This is a on 4k webcam

[01:07:42] Okay, just the P. I need I need PC keyboard

[01:07:45] I need a better PC game, so you're trying to be honest.

[01:07:51] I respect the grind, bro.

[01:07:53] You're streaming every day in July.

[01:07:56] And yeah, how many of you have 500 subs?

[01:08:00] Wait, hold on, let me check myself.

[01:08:01] Some of my sub go on YouTube.

[01:08:04] Yes, I don't know.

[01:08:05] Is that your YouTube sub go Twitter sub go Twitter.

[01:08:06] I got 580, I'm gonna check real quick.

[01:08:10] Please don't hang up.

[01:08:11] No, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.

[01:08:13] It's crazy.

[01:08:15] I got 538.

[01:08:17] Okay, listen, bro, I respect the grind.

[01:08:22] Even though your PC is falling apart

[01:08:25] and your stream keeps crashing,

[01:08:26] you still keep going live, it's showing up.

[01:08:29] So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna buy you a brand new PC,

[01:08:32] okay?

[01:08:33] I wanna get you a brand new PC.

[01:08:35] It's gonna have really good specs.

[01:08:37] It's gonna have a 50-70 in it.

[01:08:38] It's not gonna be falling apart, it's gonna be brand new.

[01:08:41] You could set up your webcam, your monitor,

[01:08:43] and then you won't have to worry about your stream crash anymore.

[01:08:46] For real?

[01:08:47] Yes.

[01:08:47] Hold on.

[01:08:48] Wait, wait, what's your sub count at right now?

[01:08:50] My sub count is at, wait, wait, sub count, wait, sub go right here.

[01:08:55] What's your YouTube?

[01:08:57] My YouTube is my, it's my, it's my, it's little baby J A 1 0.

[01:09:02] It's like, it's like my username or Twitch, but without the on YT.

[01:09:05] It's my username or Twitch, but without the YT.

[01:09:07] OK, what's your, yeah, I see it, I see it, I see it.

[01:09:11] So that's your YouTube sub goal on the screen

[01:09:13] or your Twitch sub goal?

[01:09:14] That's my Twitch sub goal.

[01:09:15] I don't know why I reset it though.

[01:09:17] I was at 36 out of 40, 36 out of 40.

[01:09:20] Okay, Shay, I'm gonna go drop a follow

[01:09:21] on Lil Baby J's Twitch right now.

[01:09:24] Let's get him to 1,000 followers.

[01:09:26] It's only a little bit that you need.

[01:09:30] Where's my mom?

[01:09:33] Where are you at?

[01:09:33] A real famous Twitch streamer.

[01:09:35] His name is Lacey, he's real famous

[01:09:38] and he's buying me a PC

[01:09:40] And he started me out on Twitch and stuff right now.

[01:09:44] He could, he's like so,

[01:09:45] cause he used to say he was doing something

[01:09:47] for small creators and he'd given it all 10%

[01:09:50] of the money he made at Stremford University.

[01:09:52] He said he would go give it to,

[01:09:53] he'd say he would go support P.O.B.U.

[01:09:56] Okay, what?

[01:09:57] Oh, you hit it, you hit it thousand times,

[01:09:59] all the words.

[01:10:00] Oh my God, my, it returns.

[01:10:02] Oh my God.

[01:10:04] But look though, I do got one thing to say.

[01:10:06] I just wanted to go Academy,

[01:10:07] it's called Double J Academy.

[01:10:09] Okay.

[01:10:10] That means you, first time a little, first time a little.

[01:10:12] They said, Tyler, why are you here?

[01:10:14] Wait, hold on, hold on.

[01:10:15] No, oh my gosh.

[01:10:17] You know, Tyler wanna be a part of your game.

[01:10:19] You know, Tyler wanna be a part of your game.

[01:10:21] Yo, they see, eat your little chicken.

[01:10:23] Of course, bro, you're about to hit 2,000 followers

[01:10:25] on Twitch.

[01:10:25] I'm gonna hit 2,000.

[01:10:27] Oh my gosh.

[01:10:29] Wait, so, what is, what is, what's the academy?

[01:10:31] I wanna hear it, what is it?

[01:10:33] It's called, it's for small creators.

[01:10:35] That's like, one of you like, wanna grow,

[01:10:37] streaming and this thing that you can be caught in my underground but they kicked me out because

[01:10:41] of something I don't know what I did but so I just started this thing called double jet Academy now

[01:10:47] I'm currently out at six people six people apply right now yeah and yeah okay green okay well

[01:10:55] listen bro um I got you with a new pc I have you added on discord I'm gonna I'm gonna message you

[01:11:00] after stream and I'm gonna get your uh address so I can ship you the pc okay and it should be

[01:11:05] It should be there within the next couple of weeks, alright?

[01:11:08] Yeah, thank you.

[01:11:09] Alright, alright.

[01:11:10] Wait, wait, wait.

[01:11:11] I love this other board, but is Marlon at home?

[01:11:13] Is Marlon at home?

[01:11:14] No, Marlon's not here.

[01:11:15] He's in Miami.

[01:11:16] Bitch.

[01:11:17] What do you mean he's Marlon?

[01:11:18] What do you mean he's Marlon here?

[01:11:21] I don't know.

[01:11:22] I don't know.

[01:11:23] I don't know.

[01:11:24] I don't know anybody.

[01:11:25] I don't know anybody.

[01:11:26] Listen, bro.

[01:11:27] Hey, I'll tell you what.

[01:11:28] If you keep grinding, if you keep grinding,

[01:11:30] you can definitely meet everybody, bro.

[01:11:31] But I'm gonna be honest.

[01:11:32] You gotta keep grinding.

[01:11:33] You gotta use this new PC.

[01:11:34] You gotta do your academy, keep planning content

[01:11:36] and keep streaming, all right?

[01:11:38] Bit, thank you, bro.

[01:11:39] Of course, man.

[01:11:40] Congratulations on 2000 followers

[01:11:42] and I'll ship you to PC.

[01:11:45] We had two page, thank you.

[01:11:47] Two page, of course, man, of course.

[01:11:48] We have two page.

[01:11:50] Yeah, I hope you have a good rest of your stream, bro.

[01:11:53] You too, you too, you too, you too.

[01:11:59] You're the one he least likes in the house.

[01:12:02] Here's Taggo on my dick.

[01:12:03] Here, Taggo, be it on my dick.

[01:12:06] Be it on my dick for what?

[01:12:09] What are y'all on my dick for?

[01:12:19] This guy has seven viewers.

[01:12:22] Brother, you're just sending me your own stream.

[01:12:26] You said, this guy has 12, wait, what was he saying?

[01:12:29] Yeah.

[01:12:31] Yo!

[01:12:32] Yo, he actually

[01:12:43] That's what Chad, that's it. That's it. Okay, hold on

[01:12:48] This guy got no viewers brother

[01:12:52] You send me your own stream is not gonna work. Dang

[01:13:02] Come on Jack, come on, come on, come on, please, no, oh my god, no way, see, no,

[01:13:24] Lacey Lacey please

[01:13:26] O Trans Ricky

[01:13:45] What's your星?

[01:13:54] Brandon what's your discord brand in the weapon what's your discord bro?

[01:14:11] BJ got big dick like what is that what is that BJ got big dick I

[01:14:16] I

[01:14:24] Added you

[01:14:30] Yo, Brandon, you turn your camera

[01:14:34] Well, I can't just can I kind of wait Lee see yeah, what's up, man? We see

[01:14:40] Oh

[01:14:43] My god, wait, wait

[01:14:46] fuck bro real blockin bro what am i doing bro

[01:14:49] okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay please work bro work bro work please bro

[01:14:56] all i'm gonna have to leave the call bro

[01:15:01] are you crying?

[01:15:02] could be with me in here oh my god

[01:15:04] wait why are you crying yes

[01:15:09] bro i thought i've never thought i was gonna bro i was just telling i was just telling my

[01:15:12] my friends to like to like spare my shannan in the chat bro go like

[01:15:16] No way. Oh my god, Lacy.

[01:15:20] Hey, dude.

[01:15:22] What's up, dude? How you doing, bro? How you doing?

[01:15:24] Oh my god.

[01:15:26] Listen, bro, there's no need to cry. There's no need to cry, dude.

[01:15:30] No, no, no.

[01:15:32] So, Brandon, Brandon, let me talk to you for a sec.

[01:15:34] You want to be a streamer?

[01:15:36] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, yo.

[01:15:38] You want to be a streamer, yeah?

[01:15:40] Yes, bro, yes, yo, yeah.

[01:15:42] Why? Why? Why do you want to be a streamer? Why?

[01:15:44] And I just like it, I'd be watching y'all, I'd be watching Ron, I'd be watching you,

[01:15:50] Jinxie, everybody clicks, and y'all love it, so I want to love it.

[01:15:55] It's y'all hobby, I want it to be my hobby, so I just chimed in, I just want to stream.

[01:16:02] Okay, so how often do you stream?

[01:16:10] Not often because like

[01:16:13] Like it's summer and like I gotta do stuff, but like I'm gonna start bro

[01:16:17] Whatever bro, like if you told me to start streaming every day. I'm gonna start streaming every day 24 seven every day

[01:16:22] Even so what why don't you sure every day?

[01:16:25] Why don't I stream my cousins like I got summer school for like because like I'm going to like um summer school

[01:16:32] Last summer school last all day

[01:16:34] No, no, not all day, but like I

[01:16:39] got like Homer. So you're

[01:16:42] telling me you can't you can't

[01:16:44] you can't find three hours out

[01:16:45] of your day to stream

[01:16:47] everything. No.

[01:16:51] But I need to see hunger. I need

[01:16:52] to see hunger from you. Okay,

[01:16:55] but look, look, look, if you

[01:16:56] tell me I swear on every

[01:16:58] on my life if you tell me

[01:16:59] to start streaming every day

[01:17:00] I promise I should be

[01:17:01] every day being consistent

[01:17:02] every day doing everything

[01:17:03] even time in 24 hour streams here in the air, bro.

[01:17:06] Like, anything, bro, is like anything for you, bro.

[01:17:08] So what kind of content do you make when you do stream?

[01:17:12] When I do stream, I'm either watching something

[01:17:14] or I'm playing Fortnite, or playing like FIFA or something.

[01:17:18] OK, do you do like do an IRL streams or just desktop?

[01:17:22] Not, I mean, I only did one IRL stream before,

[01:17:25] but like those kind of like buttons,

[01:17:28] because I didn't really have nothing to do.

[01:17:30] OK, so what's your setup looking

[01:17:32] like right now so like I got so I got I got like a monitor okay I got my PC my

[01:17:46] PC it has I got it 3050 but like I did I needed new on GPU because like the GPU

[01:17:54] I got right now like I can barely stream like my my favorite like actually

[01:17:59] like horrendous like I have like a thousand bit rate okay okay listen Brandon

[01:18:06] um I have a list of people who with maybes next week okay there's only two

[01:18:12] people on that list so I'm gonna add your name to that list right now it's you

[01:18:15] and Ivy okay if it gets to the end okay and there's still some stuff I have to

[01:18:19] give away I'm gonna go to that list okay all right okay well thank you Lacey

[01:18:25] you don't know how much this music is bro no problem they will talk soon

[01:18:28] You're one of my idols, bro. I'm you're one of my idols. Thank you, bro. I appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[01:18:33] Well, thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you for not looking bro. My eyes, of course

[01:18:44] It's not cap Chad, it's not cap. Why would I lie? I'm literally giving away stuff. Why would I lie?

[01:18:58] Why would I do that?

[01:19:00] Hey, hey, hey, don't you like that we learned how to play?

[01:19:05] Hold on, sir.

[01:19:06] My DDG won't hold, basically won't hold.

[01:19:09] Genesis Davion from StreamerU!

[01:19:19] Pin?

[01:19:20] I don't see a new pin.

[01:19:58] I'm in your chat, bro. I'm literally in your chat right now.

[01:20:28] What it is, man?

[01:20:31] Yeah, it looks like he has a good PC, no?

[01:20:38] Child, what was it?

[01:20:43] He said he is disappointed in you, lazy cultural bitch.

[01:20:47] Y'all know a lot of things to money that don't go hand in hand with us, you say?

[01:20:50] Yeah, bro, I'm sitting here trying to give you...

[01:20:53] I'm trying to do a giveaway for you.

[01:20:55] He needs a gaming chair yo

[01:21:12] What's your discord

[01:21:25] I

[01:21:29] Sonnet send it where

[01:21:34] Where the fuck did he send it

[01:21:40] No light get your huh, let me pin again

[01:21:51] You got a ad me and then you got a test me

[01:21:55] He just got a new PC. Oh, wait,

[01:22:02] did he get a new PC from

[01:22:05] Streamer U?

[01:22:06] He's trying to give you something.

[01:22:11] And a stream phone.

[01:22:13] Oh, he did.

[01:22:17] I'm pretty.

[01:22:22] I do not look ugly online

[01:22:32] I do not look ugly online

[01:22:39] You do no, I don't

[01:22:48] Which I had in one discord I added them on the square out of them on the score

[01:22:59] These people in the chat are just sending their own channels

[01:23:09] All right, now another way I'm giving a PC away is this.

[01:23:25] I want to help up-and-coming creators achieve their dreams.

[01:23:40] I will be giving away one brand new PC, and one brand new,

[01:23:52] I'll be giving away one PC, and one IRL stream phone,

[01:24:02] to two people who like this tweet and reply with why they deserve it.

[01:24:32] You're engagement farming?

[01:24:41] No, I'm not engagement farming, bro.

[01:24:44] People, there's people who are in the stream that could deserve it.

[01:24:58] That's fairs. Is there a better way to word this? One brand, brand new PC. One IRL stream

[01:25:20] phone. Two people who like this tweet and reply with why they deserve it will win.

[01:25:27] Tweet. Yes, let me see some WLAC with hard bandages, bro. Let me see some WLAC with hard bandages.

[01:25:40] I'm going to be choosing two people from this tweet.

[01:25:57] L. Lacey, L. Lacey, fuck you.

[01:26:06] And then, all right, now let's find one more person to do a giveaway and let's hop on GTA

[01:26:16] Worldplay.

[01:26:17] Not a bad shout chat, right?

[01:26:18] Not a bad shout.

[01:26:19] One more person.

[01:26:22] And then Drew replies, my mom is kind of homeless.

[01:26:37] Chad, is there anyone from streamer you that deserves it?

[01:26:42] Is there anyone from streamer you?

[01:26:47] That that would need a PC that y'all could think of J shot Ron so you guys want me to

[01:27:01] give away a PC to Ron.

[01:27:07] What about that stable Ron guy?

[01:27:10] I'm not giving away a PC to stable Ron.

[01:27:13] in Josh? He doesn't have a PC? Tatum. I guess Tatum is going to be sparking up doing desktop

[01:27:27] That girl that was nice to you with the gray in her hair.

[01:27:45] Oh, what was her name chat?

[01:27:47] Yeah, the thing is, I don't know how to contact,

[01:27:54] like, does Flip and Josh do desktops?

[01:28:11] I don't think he does.

[01:28:13] I'm not getting pilot a new PC.

[01:28:22] Wait, someone just told me someone.

[01:28:34] Silky, Jeffy, Baisha, like yo, you guys are just naming girls from Streamer U. Y'all

[01:28:53] are just naming girls. I'm not giving a PC away to Jinxie, chat. Why would I give

[01:28:59] Give away a PC to Jynxie.

[01:29:10] Pid.

[01:29:12] There's two people you could drag from the staff office in the Discord.

[01:29:26] Bro, I don't, there's too many people with a discord for me to even know what,

[01:29:35] Bro, these are just, these are people I already know, these are people I already know.

[01:29:39] Alec, hello?

[01:29:46] Hello?

[01:29:50] Alec?

[01:29:53] Hey, good.

[01:29:55] Yeah, what's up?

[01:29:58] You hear me?

[01:30:03] Hello?

[01:30:05] You hear me?

[01:30:07] What's up, man? How you doing?

[01:30:09] Good, bro.

[01:30:11] Um...

[01:30:13] So, why?

[01:30:14] I can't actually hear you now.

[01:30:16] You can't hear me?

[01:30:18] Switch open?

[01:30:22] Okay, I got to switch open.

[01:30:24] Okay, so what's up bro, how you doing?

[01:30:33] I'm good, it's got a delay bro, I can't really hear you.

[01:30:36] Wait, you can't hear me in discord?

[01:30:43] Yeah, I can't hear you in discord.

[01:30:45] Okay, 10, 15, say, hold on.

[01:30:54] Oh, no.

[01:30:56] Where'd he go?

[01:30:58] Oh, no!

[01:31:00] What's up?

[01:31:02] Try going back.

[01:31:04] Hello?

[01:31:06] Yo, turn your camera back on.

[01:31:08] What do you mean back on?

[01:31:10] You're the wrong person.

[01:31:12] What? Did you just fucking de-age 15 years?

[01:31:14] The fuck happened?

[01:31:16] No, wrong person.

[01:31:18] You stayed the same way, but you de-aged.

[01:31:20] Say the same way, but you de-aged

[01:31:25] Yo DC you are not who I had in the call bro

[01:31:29] Yeah, I know someone did you drag me? Oh, no, I did not drag you. I

[01:31:35] Don't know them. No, I'm gonna fart. I'm gonna fart on your face

[01:31:39] Me no

[01:31:43] Yo, why are you in the car where you have a perfectly fine PC? No, I don't know what yes, you

[01:31:50] No, you're lying.

[01:31:51] Okay, let me see.

[01:31:51] Let me see, I could show you my entire setup right now.

[01:31:54] Let me see your setup.

[01:31:55] All right, give me one second, Brad.

[01:32:00] Let me see it.

[01:32:02] You still here, man?

[01:32:02] Yes.

[01:32:04] I just should not work here.

[01:32:07] Oh, all right, look.

[01:32:09] You have a dual-body setup with a stream deck!

[01:32:13] It's my setup, right?

[01:32:14] I got this showed-of-ask fucking stream deck.

[01:32:18] Four buttons.

[01:32:19] I need a new one. It's trash.

[01:32:21] You want a PC?

[01:32:22] Dude, this lag is just a little bit like a computer.

[01:32:24] I'm Siege. Worst thing ever.

[01:32:26] By the way, I can't hear you.

[01:32:28] Did you say anything?

[01:32:29] Brother, you don't need a new PC.

[01:32:30] You don't need a hip.

[01:32:31] You don't need a new PC.

[01:32:32] No.

[01:32:33] I just choose like...

[01:32:34] Dude, it's literally a piece of fucking joke.

[01:32:36] Okay. Okay.

[01:32:37] Hip. Put the camera back on yourself.

[01:32:39] I'll make you a dip.

[01:32:40] I bet.

[01:32:41] No.

[01:32:44] There better not be anything around fucking...

[01:32:46] Hold on.

[01:32:46] ...and jump it.

[01:32:47] Listen.

[01:32:48] Hip.

[01:32:48] If you jump in the center of your room, I will, I'll buy you a new stream deck, but I'm not giving away. I'm not giving you a PC

[01:32:56] You want that to jump? I you motherfucker you piece of shit

[01:33:02] You want to recreate the clip? Let's recreate the clip

[01:33:04] I want to see you jump in the middle of your room as high as you can and

[01:33:08] And if your screen does not shake, I'll give you a PC if your screen does not shake at all

[01:33:13] But if it if it does shake if it does shake then I'll buy

[01:33:18] I'll buy if it was it if you jump and yours in your screen does not shake at all. I'll buy you a brand new PC

[01:33:27] Okay, okay, you ready? Yes. All right, can you I'm moving three two one?

[01:33:41] My screens black my screens black I can't see anything

[01:33:43] I can't see anything, I can't see anything.

[01:33:45] Bro, unplug this monitor from jumping!

[01:33:47] Oh, hell no!

[01:33:50] What?

[01:33:51] Listen, you have one more chance.

[01:33:53] I don't want to speak here.

[01:33:54] Okay.

[01:33:55] I can't hear you on Twitch, but I can hear you on this floor.

[01:33:57] You have one more chance.

[01:33:57] Take your headset off the middle of your room

[01:33:59] and jump as high as you can.

[01:34:13] I hate you, bro. I hate your guts.

[01:34:17] I hate you.

[01:34:19] Okay, listen.

[01:34:21] Listen, fucking belly shot it all.

[01:34:23] Listen, hey, I'm not giving you a PC,

[01:34:25] but I will buy you a new Shredneck, okay?

[01:34:27] Thank you, bro. Thank you.

[01:34:29] I'll add you on Discord and I'll buy your equipment.

[01:34:31] I'll get you a new Shredneck.

[01:34:33] Hey. Hi.

[01:34:35] I can't hear you, Lacey. It's on Discord.

[01:34:37] Okay, yeah. So Alec, I think you got to change your Discord settings.

[01:34:39] I still can't hear you.

[01:34:41] You've got to change your Discord setting output so it's on your speakers.

[01:34:45] Okay.

[01:34:46] Okay.

[01:34:47] So you're going to go right here where the little mic is, hit the button, and then it's

[01:34:52] going to say output.

[01:34:53] You've got to change it to whatever you want.

[01:34:55] You hear me?

[01:34:56] Yep.

[01:34:57] You hear me?

[01:34:58] Sorry about that.

[01:34:59] Oh, no, it's all good, brother.

[01:35:00] Don't worry.

[01:35:01] Okay.

[01:35:02] So, what's up, dude?

[01:35:03] What's up?

[01:35:04] My mod dragged you in here.

[01:35:05] What's going on?

[01:35:06] Nothing much, man.

[01:35:07] I'm the clipper for you.

[01:35:08] I clipped for you.

[01:35:09] I was clipping the whole term university.

[01:35:10] Okay.

[01:35:11] consistent. I would like to keep creating content but I stream on my PS5. We got it

[01:35:16] repaired at a repair shop for $150 and it still shuts off on itself for

[01:35:20] overheating. What's going on in the back? Is that your PC in the back? That's my bed,

[01:35:25] bro. No, no, no, in the back it has a tape on it. What is that? Oh, wait, what are you

[01:35:32] seeing? I don't know. That's my bed. No, no, no, no. The black ball, it's a

[01:35:37] Fridge?

[01:35:38] Yeah.

[01:35:39] Oh, okay.

[01:35:40] That's a mini-fridge.

[01:35:41] Okay.

[01:35:42] No, no, no.

[01:35:43] So someone in my chat, you don't have to talk about it, but someone said, asked him about

[01:35:46] his living situation.

[01:35:48] Oh, I'm unemployed.

[01:35:49] I'm 29 years old and I live with my parents.

[01:35:53] Every time I apply for work, it's kind of devastating and depressing.

[01:35:56] I apologize, but I never get the job, never get an interview.

[01:36:00] I just really wish I had some sort of revenue.

[01:36:04] I like to be a full-time clipper for you on the Discord server.

[01:36:07] I submit every single clip I have, but I just, I never get approved for it.

[01:36:12] What do you mean you're never going to get approved for the clips?

[01:36:15] I never get like an update on, like, you know, like,

[01:36:19] I don't know how the Discord server really works.

[01:36:21] It's honestly simple.

[01:36:22] You have to, so you join the Discord, you post clips,

[01:36:25] you have to have the hashtag Lacey, and it has to be a clip of me.

[01:36:28] And then you upload it in the Discord to the clipping bot,

[01:36:31] and then you connect your crypto address into the server

[01:36:37] and you get paid out at the end of every month.

[01:36:39] Pull my payment mentor's PayPal, does that work?

[01:36:41] That might be why, yeah, no, it's only crypto.

[01:36:44] Okay, so I don't know anything about crypto.

[01:36:46] It's very easy, just download a crypto wallet.

[01:36:48] Like I use Exodus, so download like Exodus

[01:36:51] and then you can have it right on your phone

[01:36:52] and then you'll have your crypto wallet.

[01:36:54] Wait, so you're 29, you live with your parents,

[01:36:59] Unemployed, which there's other wrong with that. No, no, no, it's just very hard nowadays to get it

[01:37:06] Yeah, no a hundred percent. So you want to be a content creator? I am I've been for like five to six years

[01:37:13] I've been very consistent even for five years. Yeah, I've been making content multi-tasking every single day on every platform for like

[01:37:21] It's like every single day basically, okay

[01:37:24] What kind of content do you make?

[01:37:28] It's basically anything that comes to my mind.

[01:37:30] I kind of like to invent things as I go along.

[01:37:33] I'm very good at it.

[01:37:34] Okay.

[01:37:35] And what do you think you need to help you really achieve you being a big content creator?

[01:37:41] What do you think is missing?

[01:37:43] My PlayStation, I know you're giving out a PC, but all my games are on PlayStation.

[01:37:48] I just need a PS5 Pro, basically.

[01:37:52] you want to stay shooting on a PS5?

[01:37:55] Yeah, because we got to fix that repair shop,

[01:37:58] and it's still doing what it's supposed to.

[01:38:01] It's just it's turning off or overheating.

[01:38:04] OK.

[01:38:05] So OK.

[01:38:07] So I'm going to be honest with you,

[01:38:09] I'm not going to get you a PS5.

[01:38:10] OK?

[01:38:11] I'm doing it.

[01:38:12] Because if I get you a PS5, I'll

[01:38:13] be setting you up for failure.

[01:38:14] So what I will do is I'll give you a brand new PC.

[01:38:19] Wow.

[01:38:20] Thank you.

[01:38:20] And I'll get you a $250 steam gift card

[01:38:25] so you can buy and download all the games you want.

[01:38:29] So you don't have to worry about getting the games

[01:38:32] on your PlayStation because I'm gonna be honest,

[01:38:34] if I get you a PS5, I'm setting you up for failure,

[01:38:36] shrooming off a PS5, it's not a good experience

[01:38:38] for the viewer, it's laggy, it's choppy,

[01:38:39] it's not good at PS, your face can't probably

[01:38:42] look shit on it.

[01:38:44] It's a PS4 webcam.

[01:38:45] PS4 webcam, exactly.

[01:38:47] So what I'm gonna do for you, bro,

[01:38:49] I'm gonna get you a PC. I'm gonna get you a new webcam. It's your logic. That's real

[01:38:54] And I'm gonna get you a steam gift card so you can

[01:38:59] Download whatever games you want and you could you could start streaming for real

[01:39:02] Okay, because if you said you've been shooting for five years on a ps4 that's dedication right there

[01:39:06] That's dedication. I feel like I'm like one of the most dedicated content creators

[01:39:10] That's like a small crater. You know if you feel me where you have twitch calm. I was I remember you I

[01:39:16] I really wanted to selfie with you. I was in the far distance watching you at a

[01:39:21] Cod event with Drew and I have a POV shot of you and Drew like you know fixing

[01:39:26] your computer but yeah I didn't get a selfie with you. Listen bro I got you a

[01:39:31] PC I want you to start streaming but you've got to be taking you got to be

[01:39:35] taking this shit serious okay I want to see him streams desktop discord

[01:39:39] segments with viewers I want you to really I want you to take the

[01:39:42] opportunity of having the PC when you get it and make the most of it.

[01:39:47] Okay.

[01:39:48] It's just an honor to be even dragged in the staff call.

[01:39:51] It's just an honor to thank you.

[01:39:52] Of course, bro.

[01:39:53] Okay.

[01:39:53] I'm going to add you on discord.

[01:39:54] I'm going to get all your information and I'm going to make sure you get that

[01:39:56] PC.

[01:39:57] All right.

[01:39:57] I just added you.

[01:39:57] Make sure you have a really blessed.

[01:39:59] Thank you.

[01:39:59] Of course, man.

[01:40:00] Hey, I hope things are going to turn around.

[01:40:01] Listen.

[01:40:02] Hey, one thing that I always tell my people in the chat and you might

[01:40:06] hear this a lot, but you're only 29.

[01:40:08] I know it might seem like you said it's depressing and you said it.

[01:40:11] you seem down right now.

[01:40:13] Listen, you're only 29 years old, right?

[01:40:16] People, like I know chat, chat, y'all were saying,

[01:40:19] oh, this is some real shit.

[01:40:20] People.

[01:40:21] You know how you say when you're like in your 2021,

[01:40:26] you're supposed to get your life on track?

[01:40:27] I just feel like I missed that cut off

[01:40:29] and like there's no time left.

[01:40:30] Oh yeah, but here's the thing is that's not,

[01:40:32] that's not true.

[01:40:32] There's no cut off.

[01:40:33] Most, here is an actual statistic.

[01:40:37] At what age do you,

[01:40:41] This is the actual statistic, by the way.

[01:40:49] Most self-made billionaires reach their first million dollars around age 37.

[01:40:56] Think about that.

[01:40:59] So you can fail throughout your entire 20s.

[01:41:02] You could try this, trial and error that, fail here, fail there.

[01:41:06] Brother, you're 29.

[01:41:07] You still have so much life.

[01:41:08] Okay?

[01:41:09] You don't got to be depressed.

[01:41:10] Don't gotta be worried about getting a job.

[01:41:12] Don't let it get you down,

[01:41:13] because at any given time, any given point,

[01:41:15] you can completely turn your life around.

[01:41:17] So whether you're 29, whether you're 30,

[01:41:19] live with your parents, not getting a job,

[01:41:20] it doesn't matter, because at any point,

[01:41:21] you could turn your life around.

[01:41:23] So I'm gonna give you this PC.

[01:41:25] I'm gonna give you this entire new setup

[01:41:27] and I wanna see you live every day.

[01:41:29] I wanna see you grinding

[01:41:29] and I wanna see you make the most of it.

[01:41:31] I feel really blessed.

[01:41:32] Thank you, Lacy.

[01:41:33] Of course, bro.

[01:41:34] I added you and I'll DM you after the stream, all right?

[01:41:36] All right, peace.

[01:41:37] All right, peace.

[01:41:38] Oh, W. Alec. Oh, yeah, mods, mods. Put his stream in the chat so people can go follow him.

[01:41:48] Everybody go follow him. Wait, what is his stream? Alec Horizon. He streams every day

[01:41:59] And he only has 200 followers, shit right here.

[01:42:07] This is him right here.

[01:42:14] Stop spamming.

[01:42:15] Fuck you!

[01:42:16] Fuck you!

[01:42:17] Fuck the boss!

[01:42:18] You have one more guest it's Veecon no

[01:42:39] nope not doing another guest bro not

[01:42:42] doing another guest that wraps that up

[01:42:44] on to all the people who got helped I

[01:42:46] I will be messaging you after stream, so make sure to watch your DMs.

[01:42:50] If you didn't get anything from the giveaways and you're an up and coming creator, you can

[01:42:54] easily go to this tweet, like it, and reply with a tweet or a video of why you think you

[01:42:58] deserve it, and you have a chance to win a PC or an IRL stream phone.

[01:43:03] But I hope you guys, oh wait, YouTube, I hope you like the video.

[01:43:07] Make sure to give up a like, comment, and subscribe.

[01:43:11] Not only am I giving away my Twitch chat a PC, but I'm going to be giving away one

[01:43:17] person from this video who likes, comments, and subscribes a PC as well.

[01:43:23] So make sure to do that, and I'm going to see you guys in the next one.

[01:43:26] Peace.

[01:43:27] I need to know.

[01:43:28] Now, the funny thing with Instagram, I don't know why there's so many sounds that

[01:43:36] are not there.

[01:43:37] What is in my ear?

[01:43:41] What is in my ear?

[01:43:47] Oh, I had his Twitch open.

[01:43:50] JX!

[01:43:54] Chad, tell JX I'm ready to play.

[01:43:57] Chad, tell JX Lacy he's ready.

[01:44:04] Tell JX Lacy he's ready.

[01:44:08] Not in my, like if this chat's saying it in my chat.

[01:44:11] Oh my God, I swear to God, you guys realize I could take my two big girthy lady hands, wrap them around your neck and strangle you?

[01:44:32] I know there won't be a 30-day sub-a-thon for the Corvoys, and Lacey has previously mentioned he would still like to do one.

[01:44:39] Here's my idea. Streamer Big Brother, 14 days long, you will be live 24-7 and so will the creators.

[01:44:47] You do not have to be on camera the whole time. You are the host.

[01:44:51] Get 10-12 small to medium-sized creators, put them in a house together where they will be living in,

[01:44:57] have daily challenges that could have a prize, money, immunity, help in the next challenge,

[01:45:03] or it can eliminate them. Do house votes and chat votes to eliminate people.

[01:45:08] people. Add more people and remove more as days go on. Be messy, cause drama and chaos.

[01:45:17] So guys, I don't know if y'all remember. I had this idea back when we used to live

[01:45:33] I had this exact idea.

[01:45:42] So here's the thing.

[01:45:44] I would do this, but the only way that I would do it is if I was live 24-7.

[01:45:56] But, like, the other streamers wouldn't be live.

[01:46:08] It would just be on my channel.

[01:46:11] It would just be on my channel.

[01:46:15] Why?

[01:46:20] Because I have to be able to afford it?

[01:46:26] I have to be able to afford to pay for the event

[01:46:35] Get a sponsor brother. I'm fucking brother. I don't get sponsors

[01:46:45] Low-key though hold on a minute. It's actually not a bad idea. It's not a bad idea. So basically what it would be I

[01:46:54] I would get 14 smaller to medium-sized creators, have them in a house for, I don't know how long,

[01:47:08] but 7 to 14 days, and then every day there could be a new challenge where someone gets

[01:47:15] eliminated.

[01:47:16] I could also have streamer bombshells, shout out to Love Island for the idea, come in

[01:47:23] here and there and enter the house.

[01:47:25] We can have house votes, people get eliminated,

[01:47:29] people get voted out to create drama.

[01:47:33] And I could go live every day for whatever event it is

[01:47:36] for like two to four hours.

[01:47:38] And then after I could end and just let them stream

[01:47:41] in the house and do whatever content they want.

[01:47:46] And then the winner, if I get a sponsor,

[01:47:49] The winner could get maybe like depending on the sponsor,

[01:47:53] maybe like winner of it all gets 100K.

[01:47:58] It's good ideas.

[01:47:59] It's good ideas.

[01:48:00] So it's like streamer, it's like streamer,

[01:48:03] big brother mixed with Love Island.

[01:48:09] It's not a bad idea.

[01:48:12] And the perfect person to sponsor it is Feastables.

[01:48:17] Because having Mr. Beast involved

[01:48:19] would be cinema. That would be a lot of setting up though. That would be a lot of setting

[01:48:33] up to do something like that though chat. That would be a lot of setting up. But I feel

[01:48:44] I feel like I could do it.

[01:48:47] I feel like I could do it.

[01:48:56] You would need hella production?

[01:48:58] I mean, what would I need?

[01:48:59] A house?

[01:49:04] And what would I call it?

[01:49:06] Like, what would I call it?

[01:49:14] The Lacey challenge, so okay, like, I'm not calling it the Lacey challenge, brother.

[01:49:28] What is that?

[01:49:31] Okay.

[01:49:34] Pig Island, alright?

[01:49:38] Streamer Island.

[01:49:40] Actually not bad.

[01:49:42] I was actually not bad.

[01:49:51] Oh, it started.

[01:49:58] Okay, hold on. I'm trying to load up RP.

[01:50:00] Chat, we're about to play GTA RP with Jinxie.

[01:50:03] Let's see.

[01:50:12] How do I join the server though?

[01:50:17] How do I join the server?

[01:50:28] Core camp?

[01:50:29] Guys, it's not up to me, bro.

[01:50:30] That's not a that's up to everybody

[01:50:37] How do I join the server

[01:50:41] It says I have to log in with steam

[01:50:44] What's my is it my steam username something about like loving my sister?

[01:50:53] Shadow my weird dad

[01:51:00] Like, to be honest, y'all think I'm a weird guy?

[01:51:07] From an outside perspective, what do I come across as weird?

[01:51:11] I feel like I really don't.

[01:51:18] Okay.

[01:51:20] Wait, what server is Jinxie on?

[01:51:29] Join queue.

[01:51:51] It says I'm in position one.

[01:52:10] It says I'm in position.

[01:52:12] Yo, Kai's not coming.

[01:52:15] Stop telling me Kai's coming.

[01:52:20] slot is ready. Confirm your slot. Connect via 5M.

[01:52:42] Fan him coming, Kai coming.

[01:52:51] Fan him coming to take you to jail.

[01:52:53] Well, Cuddy's coming.

[01:52:55] What's Cuddy coming to do, bro?

[01:52:56] You think I'm scared of Cuddy, dude?

[01:53:09] Wait, I don't think I could play GTA.

[01:53:12] Oh, no.

[01:53:23] What does this mean?

[01:53:27] As anybody in the chat know how to fix GTA role play?

[01:53:45] What does it say?

[01:54:02] It's saying a bunch of bullshit.

[01:54:06] It's saying a bunch of bullish, a bunch of bullish.

[01:54:12] Go screen? Okay.

[01:54:24] 5M needs to restart.

[01:54:27] My fucker for what?!

[01:54:35] 5M needs to update.

[01:54:42] You're a grown man by the way. I'm not someone you want to fuck with buddy. You heard me?

[01:55:12] no one is scared of a crippled pig okay so the disrespect that I'm getting

[01:55:26] recently needs to stop I'm not a crippled pig I'm a fucking human being

[01:55:33] Back from Schremer University, GTA cop RP with Jinxie.

[01:55:44] Yeah, why is my pants down, my big butt showing, my big fat, juicy ass?

[01:55:53] Jinxie's ready?

[01:55:58] Tell Jinxie I'm loading in.

[01:56:01] I'll load it in, I'll load it in.

[01:56:04] But guys, I have to up, I have to make my officer.

[01:56:23] Oh, I'm loading, I'm loading in.

[01:56:31] Guys, what's your favorite song right now?

[01:56:41] Your mods worked really hard during Streamer View, maybe they deserve something.

[01:56:49] Okay, Anticom'd.

[01:56:54] I mean, Anticom'd quad shroopled all of your...

[01:57:00] genuinely had more commands than every other mod combined. JD had 18 commands.

[01:57:07] He didn't, he literally, this guy does nothing. Scorpi, 14 commands. Blitz, 12

[01:57:14] commands. Rums, 5 commands. Snowy, 3. I almost had as many commands as Snowy.

[01:57:24] But summer, Tyru, V-Con, and Jibba and Tim been low key put in pain.

[01:57:36] Low key put in pain.

[01:57:50] They were using a bot to ban people up.

[01:58:15] I've never played this server before.

[01:58:32] Wait, is there no music loading in?

[01:58:35] Fuck it, I'll play my own music.

[01:58:45] Get it together!

[01:58:50] Get it together!

[01:58:52] OK all right yeah what should might need be

[01:59:21] Thank you for the 10 gifted mother fuck I appreciate you they were 10 gifted thank you

[01:59:38] I'm not making my name Officer Piggy.

[01:59:52] My name should be Lay.

[01:59:55] Should it be Officer Lay or should it be something that doesn't have to do with me?

[02:00:01] I'm not making my name, Officer John Pork.

[02:00:12] Should I go back to being Billy Carter?

[02:00:15] Terry Tilt, Todd Timberlin, so y'all want me to bring Todd Timberlin back.

[02:00:35] Todd Timberlin was from the south.

[02:00:38] Last thing about Todd Timberlin, but he love fucking bitches.

[02:00:43] I'll tell you that much.

[02:00:47] Jack Meehoff.

[02:00:52] He died.

[02:01:04] Yo, I'm not like what it what kind of name is Lacey the fat pig?

[02:01:08] That's not a good name.

[02:01:13] Like, wait, Jinxie's not being a cop anymore?

[02:01:29] Why?

[02:01:38] He's getting on a different server?

[02:01:51] Wait, so do I make a cop or what do I make?

[02:02:01] You should be a criminal?

[02:02:08] He's calling oh shit

[02:02:15] Yeah, yo, what's up? Yo, what should I make?

[02:02:20] What do you mean you're like what kind of criminal like do you want like well I need to I need to know what

[02:02:40] I'm just a real-ass crit, bro.

[02:02:43] Like, don't overthink it.

[02:02:43] Just be yourself, bro.

[02:02:46] OK.

[02:02:47] So I have to be a thug.

[02:02:49] You could be a thug.

[02:02:50] Yes, you could be a thug.

[02:02:51] Do I get a gun?

[02:02:53] I mean, I don't say it.

[02:02:55] Can I have a piece on this character?

[02:02:56] I didn't know.

[02:02:57] Bro, I'm like a noob in our team.

[02:03:00] OK.

[02:03:01] What crimes are we going to be committing?

[02:03:02] We'll meet up.

[02:03:03] Like, we'll meet up.

[02:03:04] OK, bet.

[02:03:04] We'll have to get a apartment for something.

[02:03:06] OK.

[02:03:06] Yeah, I'm going to make my character right now.

[02:03:08] OK.

[02:03:09] I'll see you soon.

[02:03:10] So Chad what kind of what kind of fucking what what what kind of character do I make

[02:03:37] Little lay

[02:03:40] suburb maybe said it's war with you

[02:04:03] What do you mean it's war with me?

[02:04:20] Why am I so fucking ugly?

[02:04:36] Wait, I want to be black

[02:04:50] Don't be.

[02:05:17] What is a secondary thing?

[02:05:27] Why is my, I'm not making my character, should I make my character a little chunky?

[02:05:35] But I'm not even fat in real life.

[02:05:44] I'm not even fat.

[02:05:55] Sure, bro, fine chat.

[02:05:56] I'll make my fucking character fat for you guys.

[02:05:59] Like, this isn't realistic anymore.

[02:06:02] This isn't realistic.

[02:06:14] Chad, the dev said that he can put me in a wheelchair.

[02:06:40] The dev said he could put me in a wheelchair, Chad.

[02:06:43] What do you mean to skinny you can't adjust the weight of your character?

[02:06:59] Yes, you can where where can I make my guy fat then chat since you guys want this to be unrealistic role play

[02:07:12] Brother, none of this hair matches, yo, this is how you know my hair is unique, bro.

[02:07:26] My hair is unique because even in video games they don't have hair that looks like mine.

[02:07:35] Wait, they actually don't have hair that looks like mine, bro?

[02:07:51] You passed it, where?

[02:08:01] I mean, I guess this.

[02:08:06] Bro, this does not look like my hair, though.

[02:08:18] It does.

[02:08:19] No, it does not.

[02:08:23] It's like looking in a mirror.

[02:08:25] So this is what I look like to y'all.

[02:08:31] Okay, now how do I make my player fatter, bro?

[02:08:42] You can't make your player fat.

[02:08:56] You need thicker eyebrows?

[02:08:59] Wait, how do you get to eyebrows? Oh facial hair, maybe oh, I do have a little goatee chat. Yeah, I do have a little goatee

[02:09:06] This is not, this is not my twin, this is not my fucking twin!

[02:09:30] What?

[02:09:37] Damn!

[02:09:42] Wait, did I get banned?

[02:09:51] Wait, did I get banned?

[02:10:14] You're DDoSing the server because of you?

[02:10:26] You're telling me I ruined the server.

[02:10:45] Chad, did I ruin the server?

[02:10:53] You know what I just thought about, Chad?

[02:10:55] Okay, you want to know what I generally just thought about?

[02:10:59] You know what I generally just thought about?

[02:11:01] The only way to make up for the server prashing

[02:11:06] is to order Chipotle.

[02:11:08] It's literally the only way.

[02:11:22] It's the only way, chat.

[02:11:25] That's fairs. Thank you. Thank you. And Chef Chipotle's got a facts or no Chipotle's probably

[02:11:40] the healthiest you can eat. Oh, I can't get lettuce on my Chipotle though. I can't get

[02:11:50] Lettuce on my bowl.

[02:11:54] Cause I'm gonna get the parasite.

[02:11:59] Dude, when I tell you I'm not even sure when I say this,

[02:12:02] this new parasite in Lettuce has completely changed

[02:12:06] the way that I eat.

[02:12:08] Like, I deadass don't eat salad anymore.

[02:12:11] I know it might be hard to believe.

[02:12:13] I can't eat salads.

[02:12:15] I wanna order a Caesar salad.

[02:12:16] I wanna order a chicken salad.

[02:12:17] I can't do it anymore

[02:12:19] because there's this new parasite going around in Salis.

[02:12:32] Wait, Jinx is calling me on Discord.

[02:12:36] Hello?

[02:12:37] Yo, Lacey, what's up, boy?

[02:12:39] What's up, bro?

[02:12:40] Did your server crash?

[02:12:42] Oh, yeah, but I'm loading back in right now.

[02:12:46] For realsies, did you actually load back in?

[02:12:48] Well it's like loading.

[02:12:51] I think the servers are crashed, bro, for real.

[02:12:54] Wait, what do you mean?

[02:12:56] Like, I think it's just crashed.

[02:12:57] No, I'm in!

[02:12:58] I'm in!

[02:12:59] Oh, you're in the game!

[02:13:00] Oh, you're in the game!

[02:13:00] OK, cool.

[02:13:01] I'm going to come in there.

[02:13:02] But I didn't get to change my character.

[02:13:06] Yes, to leave.

[02:13:07] I'm going to come in there.

[02:13:08] OK, hold on.

[02:13:08] Wait, wait, wait.

[02:13:09] I'm going to make my name Lil Lay.

[02:13:11] No, no, dude.

[02:13:13] Do some thugged out gangster shit, bro.

[02:13:15] OK, some thugged out gangster shit.

[02:13:16] Like what?

[02:13:18] Like I don't know like maybe you could name yourself

[02:13:23] My name is Al have a bro. It's your life do whatever you want, but my name is I'll have it

[02:13:28] I'm gonna name myself Nicholas Stewart. I

[02:13:31] Name myself that oh

[02:13:34] What if you name yourself?

[02:13:38] Dude is there a way to get a wheelchair in this game? Yes, they said they said they said they can give you a wheelchair

[02:13:44] Dude, you should wheel around that I'm going to they said they can give you a wheelchair

[02:13:48] Lil' Wheelie's pretty good.

[02:13:50] Lil' Wheelie.

[02:13:52] Yes, or like...

[02:13:56] God, I don't know. How about El Dorado?

[02:13:59] Oh, someone said El Dorito.

[02:14:01] El Dorito.

[02:14:03] Yo, what kind of gang are we in, bro?

[02:14:05] Sir Eats a lot? I'm just reading the chat here.

[02:14:09] El Porky. You're getting a five-time-

[02:14:11] Osemic.

[02:14:13] I'm gonna make my name. I'm gonna make my name.

[02:14:15] I'm gonna make my name.

[02:14:17] I know what to make my name. I'm gonna make my name. Are you ready for this?

[02:14:30] Wait, L. Peekback. I think I'm gonna make my name. I don't make my name. Yeah, Barton.

[02:14:38] I

[02:14:40] Think oh professor X

[02:14:43] Lil wheels

[02:14:47] Dude, I don't know man, but you should wheel around you should wheel around it. Uh, yeah, they said you give me the city wheelchair

[02:14:56] Yes, bro, but I want my I want my game is good my game nickname is gonna be wheels

[02:15:01] It's gonna be wheels. So you can just call me wheels. That's like a toy. You're gonna make a gang

[02:15:05] Oh, we're gonna make a gang

[02:15:07] Son we're criminals. I'm already like I'm in like a bunch of shit like I'm I do I don't know

[02:15:14] So you're not about that real thug life, son

[02:15:17] Like I'm in a gang already kind of with coach Duly. I'm one of his disciples

[02:15:22] Well, that's back door like you want to kill coach Duly. Yes

[02:15:28] Coach Duly like saved my life, bro. Like that guy's like try the one guy I would have never fuck with to be honest

[02:15:34] Fuck it, I don't need a full name. My name's just gonna be Wheels. Fuck a name.

[02:15:40] Hi guys, it just says hold tight, connecting. It just says hold tight, endlessly.

[02:15:49] Bro, you actually got in, like are you in the bar right now?

[02:15:53] Yeah, I'm in the bar creating my character right now.

[02:15:55] Damn.

[02:15:56] And I'm about to make him look just like me.

[02:15:58] I try to just say, oh, tight.

[02:16:04] Are you tight?

[02:16:06] I would consider, like, it's a weird question.

[02:16:09] Like, yeah, I probably am tight.

[02:16:11] I wouldn't know if I've never caught it.

[02:16:13] No, it's not probably.

[02:16:14] You definitely are.

[02:16:15] Have you ever tried to shove anything up your ass or no?

[02:16:18] Okay, yes, I'm tight.

[02:16:20] Like, it's weird if I say that I'm tight, but like, yeah, I'm probably tight.

[02:16:26] I wouldn't know, but I'm assuming I'm tight.

[02:16:29] The most I haven't put up there is probably Cheetos.

[02:16:33] You put Cheeto up your ass?

[02:16:35] Yes, this is the old plan.

[02:16:36] You've never tried to put a finger up your ass.

[02:16:41] Like I put Lufas up my ass in the shower.

[02:16:44] You ever do the finagled method

[02:16:45] where you like sort of finagled it in there?

[02:16:47] No, what is a finagled?

[02:16:50] It's just another way of financing it,

[02:16:51] but I put stuff up my ass.

[02:16:54] Like I put Cheetos up my ass, Lufa.

[02:16:56] Not a finger, I have put my finger up and smelled it before.

[02:17:00] Well, I do that all the time, that's just normal.

[02:17:03] Dude, Lacey, what do your farts smell like, bro?

[02:17:06] I feel like you have to do.

[02:17:08] With all due respect, I feel like you have

[02:17:10] some crazy farts, bro.

[02:17:12] Bro, recently my farts have been really bad,

[02:17:14] but that's because I can't eat salad anymore.

[02:17:18] Yeah, so like, wait, what do you mean you can't eat

[02:17:21] salad?

[02:17:22] I can't there's a parasite going around so I can't eat salad

[02:17:28] Okay, what is the parasite exactly there's like a parasite in lettuce so if you if you eat salad you get like really sick

[02:17:36] Yo, bro, this is that act like I'm gonna be honest Lacey wake up and smell the coffee

[02:17:41] That's the fattest shit. I've ever heard in my life. You haven't heard about it, bro

[02:17:44] There's not a say I'll just eat the damn salad bro. Oh, there's a real thing wait. They're saying it's true

[02:17:51] Yes, it's a real thing!

[02:17:53] Whoa, I thought you were fucking around!

[02:17:55] No, you actually cannot eat salad right now. There's like a parasite that gives you explosive diarrhea.

[02:18:01] What?

[02:18:01] Wait, oh my god, there's like a whole tweet here. Someone has an article, APC News.

[02:18:05] Yes, it's real.

[02:18:06] More than 11,500 cases of cyclospisorias.

[02:18:10] Cases reported in 41 states. What the fuck?

[02:18:14] Told you.

[02:18:15] Dude, I'm gonna be out like chat.

[02:18:17] I know this might be hard to believe, but I've never eaten a salad ever in my entire life

[02:18:22] So I've never eaten a salad

[02:18:25] Walla, I've never eaten a salad. No, I've never eaten a salad

[02:18:30] For your not missing out on much and be honest

[02:18:33] It just looks like chat. Here's the thing if something doesn't look good or smell good

[02:18:39] I'm never gonna eat it guys like on some real ish if something doesn't look good or smell good

[02:18:45] Why the hell would I eat it?

[02:18:46] Yo, why do I have a fucking like, like,

[02:18:49] why is there a shirt showing through my jacket?

[02:18:53] Bro, listen, I'm telling you,

[02:18:55] the two worst things about RP is you can't just steal a car.

[02:18:59] You literally can't just walk up and steal a car.

[02:19:01] You have to get a fucking lockpick.

[02:19:03] And then when you do the lockpick,

[02:19:05] you have to play OSU extreme difficulty

[02:19:07] to fucking get into the car.

[02:19:09] And then the other thing is like half of the shirt's glitch.

[02:19:13] So like for every shirt you have to have some type of arm combination. It's it's so fucked.

[02:19:19] Well, it's like I

[02:19:20] Collisioned through my jacket, bro. I'm about to put some slaggy shit on hold on. Hey, where are you? So where we so where we?

[02:19:27] So where we so where we land in that so where we land in that?

[02:19:32] Wait, no

[02:19:34] She's gonna make me rage

[02:19:36] Yeah, I'm telling you bro the two worst things about RP is you need a flock pick to steal a random person's car

[02:19:42] Wait, so you can't jack a car on the street like you can't just jack a car

[02:19:47] You need to get a lockpick then you have to jack a car

[02:19:50] But then you have to perfectly time like one two three four five six seven eight nine ten on your keyboard

[02:19:56] without messing up and then you only can get like for every one try you get one lockpick

[02:20:02] It's actually fucking ass

[02:20:07] Mother I don't think that just the server is that every server nuts. It's just a server

[02:20:12] for real that's so ass come on just get swaggy yo lacey I'm about to spawn in

[02:20:22] bro like we need to meet up and then yo where are you gonna spawn the emissary

[02:20:27] legion square mirror park where you going um I don't know I have no idea where

[02:20:34] I'm trying to get my wheel chair, bro.

[02:20:38] So where we?

[02:20:39] So where we?

[02:20:42] How do I look homeless?

[02:20:46] Bro, Lacey, just get the wheelchair and meet me at,

[02:20:49] bro, Lacey, meet me at um, Legion Square, all right then.

[02:20:53] Legion Square, okay, I'll meet you there.

[02:20:56] Meet me at Legion Square, all right, I'mma hang up.

[02:20:58] All right, Pat, Pat.

[02:21:00] I'm in a, actually I can't say, all right, see you.

[02:21:03] Legion square.

[02:21:04] All right, so be late.

[02:21:05] Legion square, Legion square, I'm there.

[02:21:09] Chat, how do I get shoes?

[02:21:19] Chat, how do I get shoes?

[02:21:21] Lower body shoes.

[02:21:30] Tell me how to look good.

[02:21:33] What the fuck?

[02:21:38] Oh, some spiky shoes?

[02:21:43] Wait, my fit is carb!

[02:22:03] You have no idea.

[02:22:32] You have no eyebrows. I shaved them off

[02:22:45] What's up, man should ain't safe here dude you gotta be careful. What do you mean it's not safe

[02:22:50] Oh shit, run away, run!

[02:22:52] What's up then?

[02:22:53] Push it boy!

[02:22:54] It's locked in the bus!

[02:22:56] Oh fuck.

[02:23:02] Where the fuck you going man?

[02:23:03] Touch this car again and you'll be fucking next.

[02:23:06] You're not gonna do shit, bitch!

[02:23:08] Who are you talking to you little rat?

[02:23:12] Hey, what's that in your hand?

[02:23:14] What's that in my hand?

[02:23:16] Blicky, blicky, 9,016 bullets for the clips, ready to fucking fill in a bitch.

[02:23:23] Man, that's a fake gun!

[02:23:26] Alright, watch this.

[02:23:30] Whoa!

[02:23:31] Hey, guys, what's up?

[02:23:35] What?

[02:23:36] What's up, man?

[02:23:36] You're just in the hoodie right here.

[02:23:37] I'm not even bragging.

[02:23:38] My name's Wheels.

[02:23:41] What up, Wheels?

[02:23:42] Fuck you, bitch!

[02:23:46] What is your chomp ass hair cut yo yo wheel your I think you're whispering right now wheels. Oh, hold on

[02:23:53] How do I get off whisper? How do I get up whisper chat? Use your z muscle to pick? Oh my god your character. Hello

[02:24:01] Is this better you look fat bro, what do you mean? I look fat

[02:24:07] Like your cheeks are fat. I'm not fat. I'm a perfect weight my doctor said

[02:24:13] your cheeks are like no beast bro no I'm a hurt I only weigh 150 pounds I'm not

[02:24:19] fat listen bro so because this city is shitty you have to like basically just

[02:24:24] tough rides unless you get like ten lockpicks and I don't know how to get

[02:24:27] locked it we have to like basically just talk a ride bro okay any text to me

[02:24:33] yo who are these guys hey guys so can't be right what's up in here oh so this

[02:24:41] guy's a gun whoa officer is a gun this guy right there with that with the ugly

[02:24:47] haircut

[02:24:50] How do I get my state ID?

[02:24:57] Wait, I have a gun?

[02:25:06] I'm a little too zoomed in for my liking how do I zoom out

[02:25:24] There's a free gun in the shoe store. Oh my god

[02:25:41] um what are you guys talking about nothing but just chillin I heard you guys

[02:25:58] talking about guns yeah are you guys criminals no no no I'm not a cop

[02:26:10] um do you guys have a gun a cop I'm not a cop I think it's a little bit a while

[02:26:17] let's say miss a choice me such a bitch ass up what the it's a joke it's a that's

[02:26:25] what I thought motherfucker excuse me miss excuse me miss excuse me ma'am ma'am

[02:26:34] Ma'am, excuse me! Ma'am! Ma'am, come here! Hey, come here!

[02:26:51] Hello?

[02:26:53] Um, wait, I'm on the phone, sir. I'm sorry.

[02:26:57] Ma'am, hang that phone up. Talk to a real man.

[02:27:00] I'm talking to a bad bitch that you can never be someplace.

[02:27:06] You say I can't be a-

[02:27:30] How do I get it to move?

[02:27:54] I

[02:28:15] You fucking asshole

[02:28:24] Press Z.

[02:28:51] Is this as fast as it goes?

[02:28:54] Excuse me!

[02:28:55] Hello?

[02:28:56] Hello.

[02:28:57] Hey!

[02:28:58] What's your name?

[02:29:00] My name's Wiels.

[02:29:01] Hi Wiels, how you doing today?

[02:29:03] I'm doing good.

[02:29:04] Hi, goodbye, thank you.

[02:29:06] What's your name?

[02:29:07] I'm Phoebe.

[02:29:08] Hey Phoebe, I've never had a lap dance before.

[02:29:11] Oh yeah?

[02:29:13] Yeah.

[02:29:14] Good for you, I've had a lap dance before.

[02:29:19] Shoot for the stars eh?

[02:29:30] I'm not a creep!

[02:29:34] Hey!

[02:29:36] What the fuck are you?

[02:29:39] Sorry for almost hitting you earlier.

[02:29:41] It's okay, are you a criminal?

[02:29:44] For a chance?

[02:29:45] I want to be a criminal.

[02:29:46] Do you want a cop?

[02:29:47] I want to be a criminal.

[02:29:49] Okay.

[02:29:50] Can you like, can you walk or not at all?

[02:29:54] No, but I can roll really fast.

[02:29:56] That's why they call me wheels.

[02:29:57] Oh, okay, shit.

[02:29:59] So like you can be on like, like foot pursuits,

[02:30:01] you're probably out of there.

[02:30:02] Go ahead, try to chase me.

[02:30:04] All right, bet.

[02:30:06] Put your hands up, put your, oh shit, you're not,

[02:30:09] put your hands up, put your, put your hands up.

[02:30:11] Bitch.

[02:30:12] Yeah, motherfucker, what?

[02:30:14] Yeah, okay.

[02:30:15] Wanna see a miracle? Watch this.

[02:30:16] oh my god oh so it's like you can fake them out type shit what's that on your

[02:30:25] back oh it's you know it's for killing piggies for what for killing piggies if

[02:30:37] you're already in a wheelchair you should probably get the fuck out of the

[02:30:39] the road but hey maybe you should watch your fucking mouth dick what whoa no I

[02:30:47] wouldn't I wouldn't do that I'm worried wait how do I get how do I get one of

[02:30:51] those I mean unless you know some but well okay I could get you one but I

[02:30:57] don't have a weapon license right now so I had to hit somebody up to get me a

[02:31:00] gun but you could go the legal route and just like no I don't want to go

[02:31:05] legal I want a gun okay how much are they 2.5 thousand for this rifle if you

[02:31:15] have that and then five thousand for a pistol I have I have zero dollars if

[02:31:24] nothing zero like your bank a zero dollars in my bank how do you spend it

[02:31:31] I did it. I'm not really sure how that happened, actually.

[02:31:35] Zeroed? Do you have any in your pocket? Do you have cash?

[02:31:39] Um, are you trying to fucking rob me?

[02:31:42] No, bro, I'm just like, I'm surprised you have zero dollars flat, like what the fuck are your expenses?

[02:31:48] Nothing, that's why I'm confused. How the fuck do I have zero dollars?

[02:31:53] I mean, have you bought anything ever?

[02:31:58] No, I just flew into the city.

[02:32:01] So I'm pretty sure there should be some cash in your pocket, maybe, that you're forgetting

[02:32:09] about, or...

[02:32:10] I mean, you've really checked your bank app?

[02:32:14] I think I got robbed!

[02:32:15] Who?

[02:32:16] Who could've robbed me?

[02:32:17] Hey!

[02:32:18] Hey!

[02:32:19] Hey, you bitch!

[02:32:20] Watch where you're driving!

[02:32:21] Watch out!

[02:32:22] Uh-oh.

[02:32:23] Oh, shit!

[02:32:24] watch out oh shit

[02:32:27] wait pull out your phone go to the bank at

[02:32:32] uh

[02:32:34] my phone

[02:32:42] are you okay?

[02:32:46] are you good?

[02:32:50] shut up fuck do I get my phone?

[02:32:55] How do I get my phone

[02:33:06] I'm pressing F1 it doesn't work

[02:33:20] I'm just a fucking naked creep in a wheelchair, bro

[02:33:24] Loki got mad back muscle though.

[02:33:44] Wait Jinx he got arrested?

[02:33:48] How do I save him?

[02:33:59] Wheels!

[02:34:00] What are you doing?

[02:34:01] What's up dude?

[02:34:03] What are you doing?

[02:34:05] Did you pull out your phone yet?

[02:34:07] Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, I pulled my phone out, yeah.

[02:34:11] And your bank.

[02:34:13] What's it looking like?

[02:34:14] I have a feeling you're trying to rob me dude.

[02:34:16] I'm genuinely not I don't especially if you just flew into the city so my phone doesn't seem to be working

[02:34:24] Do you have a sim card in there?

[02:34:30] That should be a cat I'm press put it in your phone spot

[02:34:37] Also like if I was gonna rob you you'd like be my trunk or something

[02:34:41] So don't worry about that. Oh, I have I have my phone in my phone pocket

[02:34:46] okay um have you do you know what muscle you're trying to use for that

[02:34:54] call your finger muscles I have to press accept somewhere here you know take

[02:35:02] it out of your pocket or do I press accept

[02:35:16] I am moving!

[02:35:18] I am moving!

[02:35:20] Also, if you've never used the phone before, you might need to, like...

[02:35:22] I mean, try, Cunny!

[02:35:24] ...close with your eyeballs.

[02:35:26] Yeah, I'm looking! I'm gonna be on...

[02:35:28] AAH! Sorry, I just got hit by a car.

[02:35:32] Yeah, you're good.

[02:35:38] So it's in your pocket now.

[02:35:42] With the SIM card.

[02:35:44] bro my fucking game is broken dude what muscle is my pocket um you might have to

[02:35:58] like dig to the back of your brain and you could like you know maybe even like

[02:36:05] see that if you just look into your mind and shit like if you close your

[02:36:09] eyes okay they're close try to go to like the spirit realm and just like

[02:36:14] Fucking figure out what muscle group you gotta use.

[02:36:17] What?

[02:36:18] Do you know what I'm saying?

[02:36:22] All my settings.

[02:36:24] Fuck.

[02:36:32] 5M.

[02:36:35] Where's my pocket?

[02:36:44] where's my pocket like you know how there's different parts of the brain

[02:36:57] just like dude I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie I think I might be a little

[02:37:01] special it's okay it is like it is in there in your brain I don't think it is

[02:37:09] let me look in my brain real quick what is this

[02:37:20] the food save jinxie chat how am I gonna save jinxie that's metagaming press

[02:37:29] F1 I am vehicle animation keys group on dress yes so go into your brain go to you

[02:37:42] know what's her in there and stuff let me know okay and then yeah go to like you

[02:37:50] know like your muscles and then it's like probably it would be the second to

[02:37:54] last muscle if I had to make a random gas okay okay I'm in my second to last

[02:37:58] muscle and now if I had to just make a crazy like shot in the dark I'd probably

[02:38:03] look for like the phone category of your brain just like

[02:38:12] look real close

[02:38:15] I

[02:38:22] Know you could like change the muscle if you want got it

[02:38:29] Wait, I have $5,000 I want a gun I want a gun I want a gun okay

[02:38:38] What do you mean perfect

[02:38:40] Hey, watch your fucking mouth, dipshit!

[02:38:43] Watch your mouth, Jackass, before I hop out of this wheelchair and beat the fuck out of you!

[02:38:47] Look, look, follow me. You see this thing over here? It's called a sidewalk, okay?

[02:38:51] That's where you belong, on a sidewalk.

[02:38:53] I'm allowed on a sidewalk, okay? And you belong six feet underground, pussy!

[02:38:56] Fuck you and fuck your gang, put a K behind it!

[02:38:59] A gang? A gang?

[02:39:01] And then a gang?

[02:39:03] That's really neat to assume.

[02:39:05] Guys, he hit his head real hard from a car, he tried to hit it, but it didn't work.

[02:39:09] real hard from a car he just figured out how to put his phone back out of his

[02:39:12] pocket so just he does mean business though I will say yeah you're gonna

[02:39:22] want to be careful the names wheels buttercup you sweet as sugar that

[02:39:29] ugly-ass beard like the cops man that's cops hey fuck 12

[02:39:39] how do I get a gun how do I get a gun I'm gonna call someone see if he's busy

[02:39:46] and if he's not then uh then I'll call another guy oh he hung up hold on

[02:39:53] I got a gun for ammunition ammunition still still guns yes I take a license

[02:40:00] wait how do you get a license you got to talk to a lawyer oh yeah I know if

[02:40:06] Okay, I'ma try that instead talk to a lawyer me fuck that I'm gonna get a gun illegally on a kill people

[02:40:15] Like you said he's too pussy that just wrote up on me on a kill bolt of them

[02:40:26] Hey, it's just wheels not hot wheels. Yo, it's true all the chat is true. Yes, or no per chance have a weapon license

[02:40:36] Well, do you know anybody that does?

[02:40:39] Guys, I don't know where to help Jinxie.

[02:40:40] My friend here could really use a gun, I think.

[02:40:48] His name's Will. He needs business.

[02:40:50] Hey, it's Will's!

[02:40:52] You have one on you?

[02:40:59] You said you have a gun?

[02:41:01] Catch Drew and say, can you bring me my food?

[02:41:05] Like we talking five thousand or or that's really all this guy has I think so I have I have five thousand dollars

[02:41:18] Yeah, I'll just throw in some money for

[02:41:22] Tell me you man

[02:41:25] like

[02:41:27] Mall or something

[02:41:31] Well like

[02:41:34] Tell him, tell him, tell him, let's meet a dark alley, let's meet a dark alley, tell him.

[02:41:40] We'll meet in a dark alley, Will says.

[02:41:43] Yes.

[02:41:44] Um, hey, I mean, you know me, but I'm not gonna set you up.

[02:41:48] Tell him, tell him he'll find out why they call me Will's when we get there.

[02:41:51] We are like right behind the dealership at Leisure, we're on that little road

[02:41:58] on the right.

[02:41:59] He's in a wheelchair you can't miss him hey, you know like the bridge and stuff

[02:42:06] I don't really know what the streets called uh

[02:42:10] Yo, just a little wheelchair doesn't actually get treated special

[02:42:21] All right, he's coming

[02:42:24] This is Marco

[02:42:26] Hey Marco, how you doing? My name is wheels. What's up, brother? I would like to purchase

[02:42:33] a weapon artillery off you. And maybe some, maybe some, I'd like to buy a gun and maybe

[02:42:40] some bullets, some bullets. I mean, I got this joint, you know what I'm saying?

[02:42:46] We gotta go to an professional shit. I see one right here. Let's go

[02:43:00] Thank you loads, I appreciate you. Thank you

[02:43:05] What happened

[02:43:08] Yes

[02:43:16] I mean it'd be kind of funny to see this guy like

[02:43:20] GIVE ME A GOD

[02:43:21] this thing and then shoot a cop like I'm trying to see that

[02:43:23] I mean that would be like

[02:43:25] also like she might got that aim on him you know I do I do have that aim on me

[02:43:31] yeah so we could could see what the word is I'm sure you trying to test that

[02:43:37] out on this motherfucker wait what do you mean test it out me yeah like like

[02:43:42] that aim no no no i don't want to kill him he's my friend yeah no we're just we'll find a cop though

[02:43:48] i mean we'll get into some he wants to do crime so i'm like you know all right here's his entry right

[02:43:52] here okay um yo let me get your contact wheels so i'm either gonna need you to send me the

[02:44:01] five thousand to send him okay yeah I'll send it to you no problem

[02:44:08] go to your go to your like messenger app yeah yeah and click that little share

[02:44:16] button next to your name it's it looks like an arrow okay um it's your name

[02:44:26] Marco black but share with them you both of us is fine okay I'm sharing it I

[02:44:37] shared it with both of you guys yes sir it's wheels it's a little wheels not

[02:44:44] the big yeah it's not the big one so how do I send you the money go to the bank

[02:44:51] app. Okay transfer and the transfer go to phone contact and select my number and

[02:44:59] then 5,000 and then. Oh should I tell the bank what it's for? No. No no no no no no.

[02:45:05] Definitely no. Materials or some shit. Yeah. Materials. Materials.

[02:45:09] Give it a like me on the music. Alright I just sent the money. Alright alright.

[02:45:15] um now let me get you Marco I'll get you you said 5.5 that's fair that's fair

[02:45:22] oh so that's we're chilling yeah you've been in the casino much no I just lost 20

[02:45:35] grand

[02:45:45] I notice might be a little like inconsiderate to ask yeah, but could you like crawl out the wheelchair?

[02:45:54] No, he actually can make some blessings happen sometimes

[02:45:57] Just like that now whip that thing out show us what you're about

[02:46:17] Wait, can I have it in my wheelchair? I would love to see that but maybe not

[02:46:23] No

[02:46:25] Well, maybe like look through your eyes and see if that does anything differently

[02:46:32] Cuz like I

[02:46:36] Don't think I can

[02:46:40] Well, so keep on cuz people will like pick on you and then you'll just get out of the wheelchair and pull that thing and then

[02:46:48] See oh

[02:46:55] it in your lap and then you stand up and it's just already out war let me see

[02:46:58] hold on and sit down and get back up

[02:47:04] and let's see if it's still you know yeah he's sitting on it and then it gets up

[02:47:19] and that's just ready to go also this is what you guys know if you guys want to

[02:47:23] I don't do any business with wheels.

[02:47:25] So what I actually do is I run an underground gambling ring.

[02:47:29] So you give me money and it's guaranteed

[02:47:31] to get double your money back.

[02:47:33] Well, why don't we just go to the casino like now?

[02:47:37] I'm just letting you know how.

[02:47:38] You're the lucky charm or what?

[02:47:40] No, no, no, it's no lucky charm.

[02:47:41] Basically I know how to count cards

[02:47:42] and I scan the casino.

[02:47:44] So you give, let's say you give me $1,000.

[02:47:47] I'll come back with $2,000 guaranteed,

[02:47:51] but I take 20%.

[02:47:52] I'll just give you like I'll give you like 300 see what you can turn it into and then if you really like that

[02:47:58] I'll just give you like five bands. Yeah, look trust me do it

[02:48:13] Yeah, we're gonna lose the money

[02:48:15] No, no, no, no, listen, I bet in this wheelchair all my life. I have a lot of time to do crazy shit

[02:48:25] Yeah, how do I put my wheelchair back? Yeah, I appreciate you for this Marko. How do I put my wheelchair back?

[02:48:38] I am in

[02:48:40] So seeing as I just put like 500 down for that if you can just like win back that

[02:48:46] 500 then they'll be like nothing can happen, not even after they pay for nothing.

[02:48:50] The bomb's on you right now. First off, I appreciate you doing that. But second off,

[02:48:55] yeah of course. I've made people millions of dollars by counting coins. I'm telling you right now.

[02:49:00] Oh really? Let's go see. Actually I gotta put this gun in my bag because this is illegal.

[02:49:08] No, it's okay, I'm going to carry it.

[02:49:28] Wait, is my wheelchair about a-

[02:49:32] Is my wheelchair about a dollar?

[02:49:40] Hey, help!

[02:49:43] Dude!

[02:49:48] I'm about to whip somebody there.

[02:49:52] Oh, my goodness.

[02:49:56] Come on.

[02:49:58] All right, it's down this way.

[02:49:59] It's so down.

[02:50:00] OK, I'm coming.

[02:50:01] This is actually not the real chairs.

[02:50:02] It's kind of fucked up.

[02:50:03] Dude!

[02:50:05] Can I, like, blow you from the back?

[02:50:08] No, I want to sue the casino.

[02:50:09] I want to sue them.

[02:50:11] This is not wheelchair accessible.

[02:50:12] This is not wheelchair accessible.

[02:50:13] This is ramps and stuff.

[02:50:14] This is not accessible.

[02:50:15] I

[02:50:24] Yes, you know you have a plot zero dollars in your bank. We're gonna get your money. I know oh wait

[02:50:29] I

[02:50:40] Wheels we got an issue bro what the membership cost five grand hello what?

[02:50:51] Nice, yo, listen this guy

[02:50:55] like he lost his legs in a car accident and basically if you give him five

[02:51:01] grand for a membership for this you would be like you know I'm sure y'all got

[02:51:09] money like doing your amazing Ranger to do

[02:51:12] look like this in a damn charity let me give five thousand to give a little

[02:51:17] gambling can't jump up there

[02:51:22] What about you?

[02:51:24] What the fuck do I look like? Make a wish?

[02:51:26] Hey, hey you with the fucking backpack on that change from Timo you broke bitch fuck you

[02:51:31] No, fuck you. Hey!

[02:51:33] Are you trying to attack you?

[02:51:35] Hey!

[02:51:40] You mean to run? Fuck you mean to run bitch?

[02:51:47] Wheel away!

[02:51:51] Drive or something, I don't know. Drive it!

[02:51:56] Hey, listen.

[02:51:57] I'm not gonna shot them. I'm gonna fucking blew their brains out.

[02:52:00] Yeah, but the issue is you'd still be five grand in debt because we need to get you that membership. So

[02:52:06] I think this little uh

[02:52:09] Gambling scheme is gonna have to take a little longer than I would have hoped

[02:52:14] Because you need five grand

[02:52:16] And I don't think I could give you mine because it's under my name, okay?

[02:52:22] So

[02:52:23] So I have to pay $5,000 to lose my money nice

[02:52:27] Well according to you you'll just win every time I do I win every time I promise

[02:52:33] Listen, I'll tell you what do you have a thousand dollars?

[02:52:38] Yeah, put it on the blackjack table win one hand

[02:52:42] Double it win a second hand and boom we have a membership

[02:52:46] Okay, you can maybe you can still see what I'm doing. Yeah, I can I can tell you what the call is I can tell you what the call is

[02:52:55] All right. Well, this is a high-stake blackjack. So these are 1k hands. That's what I like

[02:52:59] That's what I like to see I gotta go buy some chips. Hold on. Okay. Oh

[02:53:03] My god, I'm good check this guy thinks I'm like a fucking like gambling like a lucky charm, bro

[02:53:09] No, where did you see? Oh, he just left me

[02:53:16] I mean, hey, maybe one of these people over there is just super rich and they'll just give

[02:53:25] you membership.

[02:53:26] I don't know.

[02:53:27] Maybe, uh, maybe Kay or something.

[02:53:30] Oh, my fault, dude.

[02:53:33] You're good.

[02:53:35] I mean, shit, let's, we're gonna ask.

[02:53:38] Oh, god.

[02:53:39] Can't hurt to ask.

[02:53:40] I mean, you do the talking since you, uh, you know, you're in the situation.

[02:53:45] Excuse me, sir.

[02:53:46] What's going on darling um sir today's my last day on earth, and I was

[02:53:55] I just turned 21, so I'm able to gamble and I was wondering if maybe you could buy me a membership so I could gamble

[02:54:02] You know, I usually can't stand crippled motherfuckers like you, but

[02:54:06] How much are you looking for? Uh, I need $6,000

[02:54:11] $6,000 what's the game plan now? What's the game plan? So I'm gonna buy I'm gonna buy myself a

[02:54:18] Membership and then I'm gonna take the extra thousand and I'm gonna I'm gonna I know how to count cards

[02:54:23] So I'm gonna run it up to 5,000. I'm gonna give you your money back

[02:54:28] You gonna run it up

[02:54:31] Yes, yes, I've never

[02:54:35] Sir sir, I'm not a crippled

[02:54:37] Oh

[02:54:39] Really, look your fucking pink hair you your pink ass hair that chain from T. Lu

[02:54:43] Looking like a fucking starburst listen. You talking about my

[02:54:48] What's your name sir sir, what's your name my name no not you shut the fuck up

[02:54:55] The good-looking guy with the glasses

[02:55:07] I

[02:55:12] Listen this is a friend he's just made to him fucking cry

[02:55:16] I'm about to do a 20k coin flip if it hits

[02:55:22] Oh

[02:55:23] Okay, let's go see. Let's go see

[02:55:26] Guy gave the gun to that's my gun you have in your hand. What are you talking about? I need that back you grippled fuck what?

[02:55:32] What?

[02:55:33] That is...

[02:55:34] What are you talking about?

[02:55:35] Hey, now keep that gun.

[02:55:36] I'm about to start shooting with that shit.

[02:55:38] I wasn't him that I got it from.

[02:55:40] Hey, you know what?

[02:55:41] Keep that gun, actually.

[02:55:42] Just don't get fooled by police.

[02:55:43] You ain't never coming back out.

[02:55:44] All right.

[02:55:45] Brother, I don't have a gun.

[02:55:47] I saw it in your hand.

[02:55:48] No, I don't have a gun.

[02:55:49] You saw it.

[02:55:50] What the fuck's that mean?

[02:55:51] You saw it.

[02:55:52] You saw it.

[02:55:53] You saw it.

[02:55:54] So now you're being racist.

[02:55:55] I just locked it.

[02:55:56] Yeah, boy.

[02:55:57] All right.

[02:55:58] So what are you going with?

[02:55:59] Diamonds.

[02:56:00] You hate British people.

[02:56:01] diamond twice past yeah I do I don't fucking like British people what now

[02:56:05] everybody every really

[02:56:06] I just got a tomato

[02:56:08] I'm gonna bust it ass

[02:56:10] tomato

[02:56:12] oh wait I gotta buy the chips

[02:56:14] fuck buy the chips

[02:56:16] wait don't we got max win baby

[02:56:18] whoa

[02:56:19] can I get some chips again

[02:56:21] beg me for chips again and I'll fucking

[02:56:23] it's excuse me miss

[02:56:26] what

[02:56:27] yep

[02:56:28] you want some chips

[02:56:29] Yeah!

[02:56:30] Yep!

[02:56:32] What can you do for me?

[02:56:34] Oh, what a fucking sick part of it.

[02:56:37] Max, wait!

[02:56:38] What is wrong?

[02:56:39] Well, I could give you a diss.

[02:56:42] I could give you a diss.

[02:56:45] I don't know what happened.

[02:56:46] I have a soda.

[02:56:47] Do you want a soda?

[02:56:48] No, I don't want a cigarette.

[02:56:49] No, I don't want a cigarette.

[02:56:50] Careful, she got cheesy food.

[02:56:51] Alright, alright, pomegranate!

[02:56:52] Come on, just like a thousand, please!

[02:56:55] Yeah?

[02:56:56] Yeah, we'll fuck you, black.

[02:56:58] Hey, I'll go in.

[02:56:58] God, this is palm metal eight times

[02:57:07] Straight from the ghetto the ghetto

[02:57:09] Please!

[02:57:12] Come on.

[02:57:12] What did you put on?

[02:57:14] AHH!

[02:57:14] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[02:57:16] It ain't over till you quit.

[02:57:17] Yeah, sure, sure, sure.

[02:57:18] It's never over until you quit.

[02:57:19] It ain't over till you quit.

[02:57:23] Uh, I'm not doing it.

[02:57:24] Alright, I'm...

[02:57:25] Oh, bro, it's Jewa-

[02:57:27] NO!

[02:57:28] Come on!

[02:57:28] It's not timing, I'm fucking...

[02:57:29] Kicking the cripple.

[02:57:30] Wait, wait, do we double-

[02:57:32] Do we double-down again?

[02:57:33] Wait, how much did you make?

[02:57:34] I just made 20k.

[02:57:36] WHAT?!

[02:57:37] Wait, wait, wait, I'm just-

[02:57:38] 20k I'm dying for this dude

[02:57:40] Please, diamond, diamond, diamond

[02:57:42] Hey, hey, hey, what, hey lava girl

[02:57:44] You're not getting any money

[02:57:46] AHHHHHHHHH

[02:57:48] I lost all my money

[02:57:50] I lost all my money

[02:57:54] I lost all my money

[02:57:56] Hey get out of my wheelchair you fucking dick

[02:58:02] Get out of my wheelchair you fucking dickwad

[02:58:04] Fucking scam, hey so you're scamming

[02:58:06] Scamming fucking disabled man. No, I'm paralyzed disabled to me. No, I'm paralyzed. I don't leave my legs only work sometimes

[02:58:12] I realized you're fucking not paralyzed

[02:58:15] your brain dead

[02:58:27] Sir, what's your name? What's your name?

[02:58:29] It's mr. K. Mr. K. How you doing? Where you from?

[02:58:36] How do I get my membership

[02:58:42] Yes cash cash

[02:58:49] Chet all I'm here and is that mr. K has fucking 40 bands on him. Maybe I pull my gun out of Rob is bitch ass not a bad show

[02:58:58] Fucking Baker over here

[02:59:06] Hey, you wanna see some real fucked up shit. Yeah, I do

[02:59:13] Let me give him the money first. Yeah, we got one problem, bro. What?

[02:59:19] Yeah, I can only give you the money if you stand up

[02:59:26] If you can stand up

[02:59:28] He can for a few seconds or minutes or something. There you go breeze is breezy is there a muscle?

[02:59:33] I can lay down when I stand up.

[02:59:39] Yeah, pass out.

[02:59:43] We can crawl and crawl around and then you will do that if you want to.

[02:59:49] Yeah, yeah.

[02:59:50] I don't know what activities you get into, but this one might be good.

[02:59:54] I don't know.

[02:59:55] Maybe you go back to your apartment later.

[02:59:59] Hey Mr. K you're getting freaky with that fat booty. That fat ass booty!

[03:00:05] Oh oh shit Mr. K that's his clapping.

[03:00:11] Alright man, buy your car baby. One day you're gonna be here.

[03:00:15] Thank you. Okay where do I go to get my membership?

[03:00:19] Wait Mr. K I have to get your number.

[03:00:24] Let me let me look at it. Oh my gosh. Let me show you mine. This is a super impressive

[03:00:34] present like. Oh wait. Hold on. Mr. K. I have to get your phone number. Yeah. Yeah. Take

[03:00:40] my number. I appreciate you helping him out. Yes. Thank you Mr. K. It's my last day to

[03:00:46] live. So maybe I can afford enough money from gambling to save my life. You're gonna

[03:00:50] because you never know maybe I could save enough money from gambling to uh to to to live

[03:00:56] brown bait breaking reef egg yeah you never know

[03:01:01] there you go all right mr. kag got you locked in thank you so much

[03:01:04] and just remember it's investing it's investing you go okay

[03:01:12] what do I do I go here yeah and then get yourself a little little membership

[03:01:20] membership time

[03:01:25] let's are done, let us begin

[03:01:31] and you can, you know, look at your statistics and everything, it's gonna be all green

[03:01:35] let's go to the blackjack table, bitch!

[03:01:38] let's fucking go!

[03:01:40] oh!

[03:01:41] I'm excited

[03:01:43] Oh

[03:01:48] Or Baccarat no, let's go to blackjack. Where's the blackjack table right over here?

[03:01:54] This is the high stakes one, but that's like a thousand buying so if you were to lose you would not have

[03:02:04] Anything left to bet

[03:02:06] please please please please please come on come on no no no no that's not

[03:02:27] terrible

[03:02:31] Wait you with thousand dollars to double

[03:02:35] Fuck it. Hey, I can't really do get it. Yeah, bitch

[03:02:39] Okay, okay, okay, as long as she doesn't have an ace as long as she doesn't have an ace another

[03:02:48] Okay

[03:02:51] Okay

[03:02:53] What the hell are you doing?

[03:02:55] Okay.

[03:02:56] Are we serious?

[03:02:57] It's okay, it's okay.

[03:02:59] Yeah.

[03:03:01] Well, I'm just gonna be watching because uh,

[03:03:03] or I could buy more chips, actually.

[03:03:05] Please place your chips.

[03:03:07] Come on.

[03:03:08] Come on.

[03:03:08] Monkey.

[03:03:09] Monkey!

[03:03:10] Monkey me!

[03:03:11] Watch.

[03:03:13] You know, I'll suck you up to ten grand.

[03:03:18] Hey, why's it not working?

[03:03:21] Uh, oh it's because I got...

[03:03:23] Let me get off the table.

[03:03:25] I'll get some more chips, I'll be right back.

[03:03:28] Come on, give me a 10!

[03:03:30] Oh my god!

[03:03:32] Wait, it was played this at our dentist.

[03:03:34] Oh my god, I need a thousand!

[03:03:36] Somebody give me a thousand dollars now!

[03:03:40] Someone please give me a thousand,

[03:03:41] I can double this, please!

[03:03:43] It is his last day to live.

[03:03:45] Mr. K, I need a thousand!

[03:03:47] Mr. K, I need a thousand!

[03:03:49] I'm

[03:03:52] No, I need I need it in chips. I need it in chips. Mr. K

[03:04:02] I promise I'm not gonna fuck you mr. K. I need a thousand chips

[03:04:07] I promise

[03:04:19] I had 11 I had 11 versus 6 I would have won

[03:04:42] My god oh my god

[03:05:17] the guy I'm telling you that's the move all right who took my wheelchair hey who

[03:05:26] took my wheelchair I'll tell you on five grand no someone stole my wheelchair I

[03:05:32] have one for 5k I'll tell you one bro it's cheap cheap wheelchair there who

[03:05:44] stole my wheelchair but this guy's cringe

[03:05:49] the

[03:06:04] the

[03:06:07] the

[03:06:13] Hey, I recommend you give him my wheelchair.

[03:06:15] This shit's not going to be sweet for you.

[03:06:19] Wheels get up, bro.

[03:06:21] He stole my wheelchair.

[03:06:24] Who?

[03:06:26] What?

[03:06:35] What happened?

[03:06:43] Did I get banned?

[03:06:50] Did I get banned?

[03:06:59] I'm re-joining.

[03:07:03] Oh my God, chat.

[03:07:09] My air conditioning's off, so it's a fucking thousand degrees in my head.

[03:07:23] Oh my god, Chad, my air conditioning's off, so it's a fucking thousand degrees in my room.

[03:07:31] Why didn't you try to find Jinxie, because Jinxie left.

[03:07:35] He left me.

[03:07:43] He's getting off?

[03:07:44] We didn't even get a play!

[03:07:54] Alright Chad hold on.

[03:08:08] I'm going to pee, I gotta go pee, hold on.

[03:09:08] Yeah, I fell!

[03:09:38] Nice. 87 degrees in my room, brother.

[03:09:58] Chad, Jinxie got off?

[03:10:02] even gets a play. He rage quit. But I'm leaving it to play. See if Ron wants to play. What's

[03:10:31] What's Dumbledore doing?

[03:10:52] Call Jinxie?

[03:10:53] He just ended.

[03:10:59] How would I call him? He just ended.

[03:11:17] He's mad at me?

[03:11:21] Do a streamer university tier list. I'm down.

[03:11:24] I'm down.

[03:11:29] Send me it.

[03:11:34] Wait, but I feel like it's kind of fucked up.

[03:11:49] Is that not kind of fucked up?

[03:11:58] Okay, but what am I ranking based off of?

[03:12:17] experience with that?

[03:12:23] Boring, you can leave.

[03:12:36] You don't have to watch.

[03:12:41] This is what happens every time I play GTA chat.

[03:12:43] Every time I do something else, the chat turns into boring and play RP.

[03:12:47] It's why I do not play. This is the exact reason I do not play GTA on stream because any time I want to do something else

[03:12:53] It turns into don't do it boring play GTA

[03:13:01] Okay

[03:13:04] Streamer University tier list so is chat is this based off of my into my personal interactions with people

[03:13:17] Yes. Okay. Best friends, good vibes, chill, wish we did more, didn't interact or sunken.

[03:13:32] What is sunken?

[03:13:36] Okay, okay, first person CJ I feel like I interacted with CJ a decent amount at evil

[03:14:06] I'm going to just change Sunion to evil okay I feel like I interacted with wait I don't

[03:14:23] I don't understand what sunion means.

[03:14:39] It means sunion.

[03:14:41] Well, no shit, it means sunion, Jack.

[03:14:43] Okay, first person, CJ.

[03:14:48] Very actually, CJ was cool.

[03:14:50] I'm gonna, oh boy, CJ and chill.

[03:14:52] I didn't really talk to him that much,

[03:14:54] but from when I did talk to him, he was chill.

[03:14:56] He was chill.

[03:14:58] Guapo?

[03:15:01] Guapo was chill too.

[03:15:03] I didn't really, like I didn't talk to Guapo much,

[03:15:06] but Guapo was chill.

[03:15:07] But I did interact with Guapo,

[03:15:09] so I'm gonna put Guapo in chill.

[03:15:12] Adapt, I'm gonna be honest.

[03:15:14] Adapt should be in best friends,

[03:15:16] but I feel like I barely talked to Adapt,

[03:15:18] so I'm gonna put Adapt and wish we did more.

[03:15:20] I literally didn't really get to talk to a DAP.

[03:15:23] Like I talked to him in class, but like,

[03:15:29] I didn't really see a DAP.

[03:15:31] I wish I saw a DAP more.

[03:15:34] So I'm gonna put him in wish we did more.

[03:15:37] Agent.

[03:15:39] I was around agent, talked agent pretty good about time.

[03:15:42] I'm gonna put agent in good vibes.

[03:15:44] A, a, a Go official.

[03:15:51] Did I interact with her?

[03:16:05] I don't think I interacted with her.

[03:16:07] Well, however, it didn't interact.

[03:16:10] Aisha, I'ma be honest.

[03:16:13] Aisha was really cool. When I talked to her, she was super nice. And she helped me get my wheelchair

[03:16:21] when I was on the ground getting hurt. So I'm going to put Aisha in good vibes. I'm going to put

[03:16:25] her in good vibes. She was, she was good vibes and very nice. Amber, um, I didn't really talk to

[03:16:33] Amber that much. I'm going to put her in chill, but I did talk to Amber, but it wasn't a lot.

[03:16:40] So, low key, do I put didn't interact or do I put chill?

[03:16:56] Didn't interact.

[03:16:58] Andrew, Andrew was chill. Andrew was very chill.

[03:17:02] I literally sat there and we had like an hour and a half conversation with Andrew.

[03:17:05] He was chill.

[03:17:06] Angel cracked you. I don't think I really interacted with Angel cracked you. I don't think I really interacted.

[03:17:18] Okay, Ayozomi, she was chill, she was very chill, I talked to her a good amount of times.

[03:17:34] Ava, I talked to Ava on the hallway, not a lot, but a good amount of times at night.

[03:17:39] I'm going to put her in chill.

[03:17:44] didn't really interact.

[03:17:51] Um, Blazion Beauty Alexis.

[03:17:56] I didn't really interact.

[03:17:59] Blazion was chill.

[03:18:02] Um, Bonita?

[03:18:05] Bonita.

[03:18:10] I don't think I really interacted with her.

[03:18:30] Benji?

[03:18:31] I wish I did more with Benji.

[03:18:33] I wish I did more with Benji.

[03:18:36] I didn't get to go to the Carne Asada because I was at the drama club thing.

[03:18:45] The performance.

[03:18:47] I wish I did more with Benji though.

[03:18:49] Benji school, I like Benji.

[03:18:51] Bonnie?

[03:18:52] I'm about Bonnie in Chill.

[03:18:54] Brayden?

[03:18:55] Mmm.

[03:18:56] Mmm.

[03:18:57] I

[03:19:03] Low-key feel like I feel like Braden was one of my best friends that streamer you I

[03:19:16] Talked to Braden a lot I

[03:19:20] Talked to Braden a lot cat cat was chill um

[03:19:27] I think I interacted with Amber, I'm going to put Amber, I'm going to move Amber and

[03:19:51] Because I interacted with her like at least a little bit.

[03:19:53] I don't think I talked to any of these people.

[03:19:58] Um, wait, Chris gone crazy.

[03:20:09] Why you didn't talk to none of the girls?

[03:20:11] I need to grow.

[03:20:12] This is the guy who got engaged, right?

[03:20:25] I low key wish I did more with Chris.

[03:20:28] I wish I did more with Chris because he also had a really good message and I didn't get

[03:20:32] to go to his Bible study either.

[03:20:34] Chris next door, great vibes, good vibes.

[03:20:37] I would even argue putting Chris as best friends.

[03:20:40] I talked to Chris a lot at StreamerU.

[03:20:49] Yeah, I'm gonna put Chris and best friends.

[03:20:53] Cindy, Sonyan.

[03:20:59] Sonyan.

[03:21:02] Cindy's and Sonyan.

[03:21:03] Sinna, evil, Sinna is literally evil, bro.

[03:21:11] Sinna is literally evil.

[03:21:12] Every time I talk to Sinna, she put me in a chokehold,

[03:21:16] kicked my wheelchair, or yodded me, bro.

[03:21:18] Sinna's the evil person.

[03:21:20] She was an evil streamer, you classmate.

[03:21:27] First day she pushed me down a ramp.

[03:21:29] Second day she put me in a chokehold.

[03:21:31] Third day she kicked me out of her class.

[03:21:33] She's fucking evil!

[03:21:36] Clarence NYC.

[03:21:38] I don't think I really interacted, did I?

[03:21:47] Oh, there's so many people.

[03:21:51] I'm gonna put didn't really interact.

[03:21:54] Cool butterfly.

[03:21:59] Wait, Clarence NYC is cat in the hat?

[03:22:03] No, okay.

[03:22:17] Cool Butterfly.

[03:22:18] He was the basketball MVP.

[03:22:19] Oh yeah, I didn't really interact as much.

[03:22:21] Okay, Cool Butterfly didn't really interact.

[03:22:25] Crystal, I low key wish I did more with Crystal.

[03:22:33] It's Shadi, she was chill.

[03:22:35] Cutty?

[03:22:37] Bro, Cutty was one of my best friends, bruh.

[03:22:39] Facts.

[03:22:41] Cutty was one of my, actually don't fuck that!

[03:22:43] Cutty's evil!

[03:22:46] He's evil!

[03:22:47] He ignored me every time I talked to him

[03:22:49] and he tipped my wheelchair over.

[03:22:51] Cutty's evil!

[03:22:52] It'll be a turtle.

[03:23:03] Ah, cute guns, cute guns.

[03:23:18] You do look like eternal fairs.

[03:23:20] No I do not.

[03:23:21] I do not. Yeah, I don't think I really interacted with, with cute guns. Domi live. I think Domi

[03:23:38] live was good vibes. I talked to Domi a good amount. He was good vibes and he came up to

[03:23:42] me at the end it was very nice um DC the designer

[03:23:56] I feel like he I feel like he was evil I feel

[03:24:12] Oh, he was the football player.

[03:24:17] Oh, he was chill. He was chill. He was chill. He was chill. He was chill.

[03:24:21] Devonte? Devonte was good vibes.

[03:24:24] Um, don't bully Ali.

[03:24:28] I don't think I interact with him.

[03:24:35] I didn't really interact much.

[03:24:47] Duke?

[03:24:49] Is there like a best looking tier I could put Duke in?

[03:24:54] Is there like a best looking tier?

[03:24:59] Like a aura tier?

[03:25:01] Now I'll put Duke in the, I feel like Duke was chill.

[03:25:06] I feel like Duke was chill.

[03:25:09] Or should I put him in wish we did more?

[03:25:19] I think I'm gonna put Duke in wish we did more.

[03:25:22] So, I low key wish I did more stuff with Duke.

[03:25:24] There you go, hold on, you know what I mean.

[03:25:26] Okay, Alyssa, I think Alyssa was good vibes.

[03:25:29] Alyssa was good vibes.

[03:25:30] Every time I talked to Alyssa, she had good energy

[03:25:33] and she's giving me my caretaker.

[03:25:34] Alyssa was good vibes.

[03:25:36] Edward, surprisingly, I didn't really interact with Edward.

[03:25:41] Now that I think about it, I don't even see Edward.

[03:25:52] Like one time on the last day. Yeah, I didn't really see him. Um,

[03:26:06] what was that?

[03:26:09] Okay. Um, Alina Meg.

[03:26:22] wait her and was she she was she it was her brother right her and her brother

[03:26:34] were there

[03:26:39] yeah they did the they did the the kung fu they were chill they were chill

[03:26:47] Easy. Easy.

[03:27:12] She was chill.

[03:27:14] Oh, the girl in the range, yeah, she was chill.

[03:27:17] Phantom, I'm gonna put Phantom in Wish We Did More.

[03:27:20] I didn't really get to do much with Phantom

[03:27:22] because, what's it called?

[03:27:24] Because he was a cop and I was in a wheelchair.

[03:27:27] Jeremiah, Jeremiah was good vibes.

[03:27:30] Flocco, Flocco was chill.

[03:27:33] Josh, I think Josh had really good vibes.

[03:27:37] I had a whole segment with Josh.

[03:27:38] Josh had really, really good vibes.

[03:27:41] Geo had good vibes, very good vibes from Geo.

[03:27:44] I talked to Gio a lot.

[03:27:47] Fumi Bean was very chill.

[03:27:49] I love puzzles.

[03:27:50] I really wish I got to do more with I Love Puzzles.

[03:27:52] I went to the library three times,

[03:27:54] and she wasn't there any time I went.

[03:27:58] I went to the library three times.

[03:28:00] I'd say Haskell was one of my best friends.

[03:28:03] Davis?

[03:28:05] No, Kea, I should go Davis and best friends.

[03:28:14] Rage evil reg is evil. He stole my microwave and he broke into my room. He's fucking evil is what he is bro

[03:28:30] Um

[03:28:33] Shonix

[03:28:44] I don't think I interacted with Shawnix.

[03:28:54] Um, who's that? I want a cinnamon roll.

[03:29:01] I want a cinnamon roll. She was chill. She was chill.

[03:29:06] Tori was very chill as well. Jada. Jada was good vibes. I really like Jada. Jada was great vibes.

[03:29:13] This is Jada Bunny.

[03:29:26] Did I interact with Jada Bunny?

[03:29:33] I don't think I interacted with her much.

[03:29:35] I really talk to Jason.

[03:29:42] He bull, yeah Jason just fucking

[03:29:46] bullied me the whole time.

[03:29:48] Jason's fucking evil.

[03:29:53] Jason's fucking evil.

[03:29:56] Jason's fucking evil.

[03:29:59] Jason's fucking evil.

[03:30:02] Jason's fucking evil

[03:30:12] He's evil

[03:30:19] Jordan Lucas ooh, I would put her in good vibes, but I'm gonna put her in wish we did more

[03:30:23] I wish I wish I did more with Jordan

[03:30:27] Jay mommy

[03:30:29] Did it really interact?

[03:30:31] Jay Shock, best friends.

[03:30:33] Juicy Jacob, great vibes.

[03:30:35] Kai Sanat, best friends, bro.

[03:30:37] Yes, that's right.

[03:30:39] Yes, me and Kai are best friends, guys.

[03:30:41] Yes.

[03:30:43] Fuck no!

[03:30:45] Kai's fucking evil!

[03:30:47] He's evil!

[03:30:49] Fuck no!

[03:30:51] Kai's fucking evil!

[03:30:53] He's evil!

[03:30:55] He's evil!

[03:30:57] He's evil.

[03:31:04] He took me out of my wheelchair 10 times.

[03:31:07] Got me arrested.

[03:31:09] The way to expel me, he's an evil dee.

[03:31:22] Kaya Sennat.

[03:31:25] Evil.

[03:31:27] She kicked me out of her class.

[03:31:36] She kicked me out of her class, bro.

[03:31:38] No, I'm kidding.

[03:31:39] Kaya said that.

[03:31:45] She was chill.

[03:31:46] I didn't really get to interact, though, that as much because she was a professor.

[03:31:55] She had a good class.

[03:32:02] Canal, evil.

[03:32:07] Kello?

[03:32:08] Kello was good vibes.

[03:32:16] Lacey, that's me.

[03:32:25] Um, okay.

[03:32:27] Kiko's mic.

[03:32:35] Can't really interact much.

[03:32:40] Kiara was chill.

[03:32:44] Jojo didn't really interact much with Jojo.

[03:32:49] King?

[03:32:51] Loki? No, no, no.

[03:32:53] Lucky King was good vibes.

[03:32:54] Every time I hung out with King, it was great vibes.

[03:32:56] Lacey?

[03:33:07] Why are y'all, you know, there's not a fat tier.

[03:33:09] I'm not putting myself in fat tier.

[03:33:14] Oh my God, there's so many people.

[03:33:15] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[03:33:18] All right, Layla, Layla was chill.

[03:33:23] I talked to Layla that one night for a little bit.

[03:33:25] Lena, Lena Lisa, didn't really interact.

[03:33:29] Lethal shooter, evil!

[03:33:32] Evil coach!

[03:33:35] He got me, he made me get up when I got pushed

[03:33:38] out of my wheelchair and keep doing the dribbling drills.

[03:33:43] He fucking didn't let me on a team.

[03:33:45] He didn't let me be the water boy.

[03:33:47] He didn't let me be the assistant coach, evil.

[03:33:53] Proto, Proto was good vibes.

[03:33:56] Proto was really good vibes.

[03:33:59] Lizzo, Sonion, Sonion, Lizzo, Sonion.

[03:34:09] Only reason Lizzo, Sonion is because we had the talent show

[03:34:11] and I was supposed to be the fourth judge

[03:34:14] And she can't be not letting me charge.

[03:34:18] And then I went to her class and I called myself a fat pig.

[03:34:21] And she said, who is Lacey?

[03:34:23] Like dude, Ludwig.

[03:34:44] I'm putting Ludwig and Sonion because he's a fucking tryhard.

[03:34:51] Okay?

[03:34:52] That's why I'm putting Ludwig and Sonion.

[03:34:54] He's a fucking tryhard.

[03:34:56] Bro, I have 15 different PowerPoint presentations.

[03:35:00] If you didn't go to class, he started typing L's in your chat.

[03:35:04] He fucked in.

[03:35:05] I go to his class and he tells me about YouTube channel shit.

[03:35:08] Fuck Ludwig, that evil professor.

[03:35:10] How is my YouTube channel that bad?

[03:35:13] This is not even bad.

[03:35:20] This is not bad for a live channel. 120k views 9 hours ago.

[03:35:32] 150k views, 400k views, 700k views, 240k views, 100k, 260k, almost a million.

[03:35:42] 130K, 117K, 100K, 500K, like these are not even bad views.

[03:35:56] And I have a second channel two.

[03:36:02] 50K, 50K, 30K, 30K, 35, almost 100, 100, 136, 82K, 125,

[03:36:09] I have two channels.

[03:36:11] This is dead, not even bad.

[03:36:18] What's your YouTube revenue?

[03:36:20] My main YouTube channel, this one,

[03:36:26] my main YouTube channel, this one right here,

[03:36:29] made 50, 56K last month.

[03:36:33] And then my second channel, this one right here,

[03:36:36] Lacey Live, made I think 24K.

[03:36:41] That's not like that's good

[03:36:54] Is this

[03:36:58] It's literally like I got arrested spent 24 hours in Vegas

[03:37:03] Mukbang mukbang my strangers PO box and he's wearing

[03:37:08] like the orthodox Jewish hat with the rankings, which is crazy.

[03:37:17] A bunch of Fortnite stuff, drunk golfing,

[03:37:20] high Fortnite, yeah man.

[03:37:22] This is like, this is a parents' worst nightmare.

[03:37:30] What is that?

[03:37:31] Like my YouTube's not bad.

[03:37:33] I get good views on my,

[03:37:35] And they're all live channel videos, like they're all live channel.

[03:37:42] So it's not like I sit there and like edit these videos out.

[03:37:46] Like I'm averaging, my like floor is like a hundred K of video and then I have videos

[03:37:51] like almost hit a million.

[03:38:05] Oh Ron, I'm down, I'm down to play a game, bro.

[03:38:07] I'm making an evil tier list right now and then I'm down.

[03:38:09] I'm almost done.

[03:38:10] LaLive, didn't really interact.

[03:38:18] Madai, she was chill, she was chill.

[03:38:21] Madi to Hadi, I wish I got to do more of Madi.

[03:38:25] Malik, Malik was chill.

[03:38:28] Man do millions.

[03:38:58] I'm going to put him in chill, I'm going to put him in chill, Markel, Markel, Markel

[03:39:10] is chill, I like Markel, Marcus, Marcus was good vibes, Marlia, didn't really interact

[03:39:22] much. Marlon, I'm gonna put Marlon and best friends. McQueen, I'm gonna put McQueen in

[03:39:29] good vibes. I talk to McQueen a lot. Master Keem, didn't interact. Mookie, didn't really

[03:39:38] Interact. Yeah, check. McQueen was a

[03:39:46] paint throw, paint throw. Maya Nicole?

[03:39:53] Did I interact with her a lot?

[03:39:57] I don't think I interact with her a lot.

[03:40:08] Nick Neersina, I'm going to say good vibes, low key, Nick might be in best friends.

[03:40:14] I talk to Nick a lot.

[03:40:16] I had a lot of segment with Nick.

[03:40:20] Noemi didn't really interact.

[03:40:22] Billzo, I'ma put Billzo in evil.

[03:40:25] Billzo was fucking evil, bro.

[03:40:27] Every single time he talked to me,

[03:40:29] he just fucking made fun of me, bullied me,

[03:40:31] or tried to kick me out of my wheelchair.

[03:40:32] Billzo's evil.

[03:40:34] Dub, I'ma say Dub was in my best friends.

[03:40:36] I talk to Dub a lot.

[03:40:37] I really like Dub.

[03:40:38] I wanna do a stream with Dub this weekend, actually.

[03:40:40] I'm gonna text him, but he never answered my text.

[03:40:43] Office drummer was chill.

[03:40:46] Larry King.

[03:40:50] Larry King.

[03:40:52] I don't think I interacted with Larry King much.

[03:41:02] I didn't really interact with Larry King much.

[03:41:05] Hey, Bay, I'm gonna put Pay Bay in best friends,

[03:41:09] best friends, best friends.

[03:41:11] Pay Bay's gonna go in the best friends too.

[03:41:15] Just kidding, evil, bro, evil.

[03:41:18] I'm sure like, I'll put her in,

[03:41:21] I mean, we have one interaction, but uh, I mean, I mean, yeah, we had an evil interaction,

[03:41:28] bro. I'm gonna put her in evil. I'm gonna put her in evil. All the way at the front.

[03:41:33] Pit bully. I liked Pit bully. Pit bully was good vibes.

[03:41:37] PBM. I wish I got to do more PBM. I barely got to hang out with him. He gave me a few

[03:41:42] two fist bumps though.

[03:41:43] Poo-dee, chill.

[03:41:47] Pudgy, chill.

[03:41:49] Queen Nia-ja, chill.

[03:41:52] Raphael, evil, evil.

[03:41:56] Raphael is evil, bro.

[03:41:57] He tried to steal my sprite and he punched Jason.

[03:42:02] Rod Dogg, moon.

[03:42:08] Good vibes or best friends?

[03:42:12] Did you see this rod dog moon clip?

[03:42:25] Like I'm thinking like number one favorite trainer.

[03:42:30] Honestly, I'll be completely honest.

[03:42:37] January, I always love my interaction with Lacey there.

[03:42:47] Hey, W Roddowse, even though he's disabled,

[03:42:50] I'm fine with that.

[03:42:51] Why do you have to throw that in there?

[03:42:53] I'm gonna put Roddow in the best friends.

[03:42:54] I talk to Roddow a lot during streamer U.

[03:42:57] I'm gonna put him in best friends.

[03:42:59] Real big aunt.

[03:43:01] Oh, big aunt?

[03:43:03] Big aunt was very, very good vibes.

[03:43:05] Big aunt was very good vibes.

[03:43:06] Dream doll didn't really interact.

[03:43:10] Ream knocks.

[03:43:12] Ream was fucking evil.

[03:43:14] Ream knocks was evil, bro.

[03:43:17] Ream knocks was evil.

[03:43:21] He stole my sprite.

[03:43:22] He shot me with a fucking Orbeez gun.

[03:43:25] And I barely talked to him.

[03:43:26] He's fucking evil.

[03:43:34] And all my soul,

[03:43:35] If I see Reem not in person, it's on site next time.

[03:43:43] Fuck you, dog, always in the chat.

[03:43:54] Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.

[03:43:59] Not Reem, Reem, you stole my sprite, though,

[03:44:02] but Reem, Reem, we're both getting

[03:44:04] Fortnite cosmetic now we're both going to be in fortnight.

[03:44:06] Risby, I'm putting Risby and Sonion, the reason I'm putting

[03:44:11] Risby and Sonion, I fuck with Risby.

[03:44:14] He's fucking hilarious and every conversation I was calling me

[03:44:21] pilot.

[03:44:23] Yo, what's good, bro?

[03:44:26] What's up?

[03:44:27] What's up, man?

[03:44:28] Hey, I was on my way down late right now.

[03:44:30] I don't know if you remember this, I'm making a similar right now, what do you text my phone

[03:44:40] saying hey man, need $750 financially I am struggling a little bit and I haven't received

[03:44:49] the money yet and I'm not the type of person at the right hand but I will be landing tonight

[03:44:55] at 930 and if I do not see that money you might have a couple knocks at your

[03:45:02] front door. It's not a threat. Well good luck getting to my front door with arm

[03:45:07] security and two gates. So guess what? The arm security with a

[03:45:15] gun will definitely stop you and put a bullet through your chest.

[03:45:19] Potentially helicopter comes down

[03:45:23] I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you

[03:45:27] You're not dead of your money you want your money you got to get it in blood. See they see hey play placey. I'm not gonna drag this

[03:45:34] If I don't see my money, but it's not my lands. I promise you it's not good for anyone, bro

[03:45:41] All right, I have your money right here. You want it here? I have in my pocket

[03:45:49] I'll see you soon. I'll see you.

[03:45:56] Um, anyways, back to Risby.

[03:45:59] Uh, Risby's funny. I had really good interactions,

[03:46:02] but the reason I'm putting Risby in Sonion is because I swear to God,

[03:46:06] I would be doing something and I would turn around and he would just be there, bro.

[03:46:11] Like, he would just, I would turn around and Risby would just be in the room, like in the corner.

[03:46:16] And then I see the whole chat spam that one Rizbee I sort of got it's literally his Evo

[03:46:21] It's so funny, but I put it Rizbee in second, but I would put Rizbee in good vibes. Honestly, cuz I talked to him a good amount

[03:46:27] Rula Empire Rula Empire

[03:46:42] Rula Empire

[03:46:44] He was chill. I didn't actually low key. I wish I got to do more of them. I didn't get to talk to him much

[03:46:52] Runic runic was chill when I talked to him

[03:46:57] So pink didn't really interact Sarah I

[03:47:07] Mean

[03:47:14] Chat

[03:47:18] You fully stole Ron's segment bro outlaw made that list for him my chat spammed it how am I supposed to know?

[03:47:26] Well, my chat said, do the streamer you tearless and spam the link.

[03:47:49] I don't know, Sarah, I talked to her a little bit, but low key.

[03:47:55] I have to put her in Sunion, because that's J-Shox's little shit.

[03:47:59] Let me be a caretaker.

[03:48:01] Yo, Gio, I'm gonna hit you up.

[03:48:02] Gio, I'm gonna hit you up.

[03:48:04] I'm getting all the caretakers that I'm gonna have in order.

[03:48:06] I'm gonna hit you up.

[03:48:09] Bro, that's J-Shox's girl, Shat.

[03:48:11] I gotta put her in Sunion.

[03:48:13] Yo, bro.

[03:48:13] Yeah.

[03:48:14] Can I ask a question?

[03:48:15] Yeah.

[03:48:17] Why the fuck was this on my desk?

[03:48:20] What?

[03:48:21] Hey, it's me here again.

[03:48:26] Every time you press this button, I want you to have your cock in your head and think about me.

[03:48:34] I'll come down and tell you what I want you to do.

[03:48:38] First I want you to put your hand on that cock and start rubbing it.

[03:48:43] And five, four, three, two, one.

[03:48:50] Like, why did you make that?

[03:48:52] You took time out of your day to fucking make that button.

[03:48:54] Yeah, I made it for you and I put it at your front door.

[03:48:56] I actually put it in Jason's door first and then Lou picked it up so I had to make sure...

[03:49:00] Can I edit it? Can you make a new one?

[03:49:01] Yeah, you can make a new one.

[03:49:02] Oh, let's make a new one.

[03:49:03] Press work? Can we hold it for her?

[03:49:04] I'll show you.

[03:49:04] What do you want to make one for her?

[03:49:05] Should we make like a countdown for someone?

[03:49:06] Oh, for the ladies in the chat.

[03:49:08] Okay.

[03:49:08] For the ladies in this chat, they can buy this. They can buy this button.

[03:49:11] Okay, okay, okay. Ready?

[03:49:12] What should the button be about?

[03:49:13] Like, just be like, you're doing so good. We love you.

[03:49:16] You started off I'll play off here

[03:49:19] Hey ladies, Lacey and Ron here. Hey

[03:49:23] You're doing so good in life right now so fucking good an independent woman and everybody loves you

[03:49:30] So love now read it. We got it. We got to like think of something that the ladies would actually buy like

[03:49:37] Think about it. We mean you have like an 85% women audience

[03:49:40] Yeah, like what would they buy bro like what would they buy you know, honestly, I was talking dirty

[03:49:47] I started off

[03:49:51] Start off bro

[03:50:01] Hey there little mama

[03:50:03] Hey there little mama, it's Lacey and Ron here, you sexy bitch, you sexy little whore.

[03:50:14] Why don't you take those fucking fingers and spit on them for me dad?

[03:50:18] Yeah, and daddy's gonna suck those fingers.

[03:50:20] Alright, this is like, hey listen bro, what you trying to do bro?

[03:50:24] Let's play a game.

[03:50:25] What you trying to play?

[03:50:26] Yo what if me and you, think about it, all these people at Shreemer University, they're

[03:50:30] Like damn all these streamers once they leave their house. They're probably like over us whatever it might be

[03:50:36] Yeah, well, let's set up a game with all the stream University. I'm down. Let's make monster chameleon with like 10 people

[03:50:42] Let's do it fine 10 we should find 10 streamers from streamer you and play match a chameleon

[03:50:47] Nabs at nabs or no nabs canes him up

[03:50:54] Never too late to eat canes my cystic what?

[03:51:00] Make sure you run here. Second ditch.

[03:51:03] Second door.

[03:51:04] What are you doing with those fucking fingers that all the poop dashed through the ad?

[03:51:08] And daddy just sucked those fingers out of it.

[03:51:11] I'm gonna take this button. I'm gonna make some for Bobo later.

[03:51:14] Oh god.

[03:51:14] Yes.

[03:51:15] I have three more. I'm gonna have one.

[03:51:16] Three more?

[03:51:17] Yeah, I have three more. I'm in PO.

[03:51:18] What other ones? Oh, you have one right here.

[03:51:20] Oh, that's bad.

[03:51:23] Nope, it's my bullshit button.

[03:51:24] Oh, fuck that.

[03:51:26] Oh, fuck that.

[03:51:28] You want should we do it should you get a call we get something situated? Let's do it. Let's do it

[03:51:32] All right, we gotta find that we gotta find much of community

[03:51:35] We gotta put shimmer you students at it. Yeah, who would be down? You think people would be down?

[03:51:38] We could get Ray whoever wants to bro. She'd be big and small. Oh shit. Fuck you mean. Oh shit

[03:51:44] We could get we could get lovely. We could get Ray

[03:51:47] They were not as love stable Ronaldo. We could get

[03:51:52] Haskell's has tails pottery. Okay. Oh, we could get Alyssa would be down. Okay. Let's get her

[03:51:58] let's get her um let's just get a chat back so no it's not it's not a bad idea

[03:52:04] low-key

[03:52:06] kadoo low-key

[03:52:11] hey boba when you're listening to this I want you to put your fingers deep down

[03:52:20] I want you to think of me think of me when I come right next to you I don't want you to be just go as fast as you can

[03:52:27] I didn't work.

[03:52:54] I didn't work.

[03:52:55] I think I broke you.

[03:53:02] Yo, let's go.

[03:53:05] You want to join my Discord?

[03:53:06] Let's go find people.

[03:53:07] Let's go make a list of...

[03:53:08] How many people for a full monster chameleon lobby chat?

[03:53:10] How many people is there a good amount?

[03:53:11] Where's that overdone?

[03:53:12] Ten.

[03:53:13] Because then everyone's going to try to scream over each other.

[03:53:15] Like, what's a good amount?

[03:53:17] Like, I don't want to do too much of the boring...

[03:53:19] I'd say ten.

[03:53:20] Ten?

[03:53:21] Can we do a monster chameleon or can we do it among us?

[03:53:24] both shirt fuck it I'm down whatever you want bro I'm down for both yeah I

[03:53:32] got a GTA and the GC got off let's get out Jinx in the fucking chat let's just

[03:53:37] fucking spam it bro 8 to 10 people yeah it's a 10 people my call wait we can

[03:53:42] get uh oh geos at work um we could get

[03:53:48] Well, you can just do this and call me.

[03:53:50] Yeah, I'll see you in a call.

[03:53:51] Alright, call me right now.

[03:53:52] Okay.

[03:53:53] And if you don't, actually make one more voice message for me.

[03:53:56] Can I have some of your tips for later?

[03:53:57] Yeah, I got you.

[03:54:03] Ron, I want you to listen very carefully.

[03:54:06] I want you to get your lotion that's next to your bed,

[03:54:08] put some on your hand, and slowly start stroking your cock while you finger that butthole.

[03:54:14] And on my countdown, I want you to come for me.

[03:54:17] 3, 4, 3, 2, 1, come Ron, come hard!

[03:54:24] Ron, I want you to listen very carefully. I want you to get your lotion that's next to your bed.

[03:54:31] Press one of your hands and slowly start stroking your cock while you finger that buckle.

[03:54:36] Wait, wait.

[03:54:38] Okay, you got five, four, three, two, one.

[03:54:43] Come on, come on.

[03:54:47] Yeah, I'm gonna go to the discord, yeah?

[03:54:49] Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go to the discord.

[03:54:51] What am I twisting again?

[03:54:56] No, he has to fucking listen to it.

[03:55:01] Alright, try to speed run the end of this real quick.

[03:55:03] I mean, speed run the end of this.

[03:55:04] Sarah Safari, didn't really interact with,

[03:55:08] actually, didn't really interact with, honestly.

[03:55:12] Didn't really interact, Shaz didn't really interact,

[03:55:16] Sierra didn't really interact, Silky.

[03:55:19] Honestly, Silky was fucking evil, right?

[03:55:21] He just blew me the whole time.

[03:55:23] Sky Jackson, wish we did more,

[03:55:24] didn't really interact that much.

[03:55:26] Smoke Certified, didn't really interact that much.

[03:55:28] Stable Ronaldo, best friends.

[03:55:31] Um, Stanley Meng.

[03:55:34] I didn't, I mean, I didn't really interact with him that much.

[03:55:40] I talked to him twice, I think.

[03:55:42] I'll put him in chill.

[03:55:43] I'll put him in chill.

[03:55:44] I'll put him in chill.

[03:55:45] Subber baby fucking evil.

[03:55:46] Actually, Subber baby, I just, I wish we did more.

[03:55:48] He was just that fucking war the whole time.

[03:55:51] Um, she was, she was chill.

[03:55:54] Suki Mello, uh, was chill.

[03:55:58] Sushi Dragon was chill.

[03:56:01] Tatum, Tatum was good vibes.

[03:56:03] I talk to Tatum a lot actually.

[03:56:04] I'm gonna be honest.

[03:56:06] I feel like I talk to Tatum.

[03:56:11] Tatum might be a best friend.

[03:56:12] I talk to Tatum a lot.

[03:56:16] Taylor Jasmine, it didn't really interact with.

[03:56:18] Davion, chill.

[03:56:22] The mighty, the mighty BA, evil.

[03:56:25] He was fucking evil, bro.

[03:56:27] The real Maya, didn't really interact with.

[03:56:32] Mia Love, she was chill.

[03:56:35] Oh wait, where's that?

[03:56:37] Chill.

[03:56:38] Sketch, Sketch was good vibes.

[03:56:44] Good vibes, I'm pulling her in chill.

[03:56:46] Tiana was good vibes.

[03:56:50] T-Pain, he was chill.

[03:56:53] Valkyrie, good vibes.

[03:56:57] Did it really interact?

[03:57:02] Walton.

[03:57:03] He was good vibes.

[03:57:04] I thought they were good amount.

[03:57:07] Wardrobe.

[03:57:08] I thought the wardrobe was good amount.

[03:57:10] Wardrobe was good vibes.

[03:57:12] Kaylee.

[03:57:13] Didn't really interact much.

[03:57:17] Yana, I wish we did more.

[03:57:23] I feel like Yana was mad at me.

[03:57:24] I don't know.

[03:57:25] But maybe she was probably just stressed out.

[03:57:27] I'd say Yousif was one of my best friends at Shreemoryu.

[03:57:30] I talk to him a lot.

[03:57:33] Yugi, fucking evil, bro.

[03:57:34] Yugi was just evil, bro.

[03:57:35] He was mean to me, snitching on me, lying.

[03:57:38] Isabella was chill.

[03:57:40] Rage, Rage was good vibes.

[03:57:45] Escapeverse, chill.

[03:57:47] Will didn't really interact much.

[03:57:50] Geo, Geo was good vibes.

[03:57:53] Geo was really good vibes.

[03:57:57] And this is my tier list.

[03:58:03] My final tier list.

[03:58:04] Bang!

[03:58:05] Streamer U tier list!

[03:58:09] I was gonna ask why I'm evil rank,

[03:58:11] but now I don't wanna be besties anymore.

[03:58:13] Yo, Sina, you're an evil rank?

[03:58:15] I'll tell you why you're an evil rank.

[03:58:17] Because you kicked me out of your class,

[03:58:19] you choked me out,

[03:58:20] you pushed me down a hill in my wheelchair.

[03:58:23] That's why you're evil, Sina.

[03:58:24] We need to make a list how many people I'd say 8 to 10 8 to 10 it's 10 all right so me and

[03:58:38] you are 3rd to all right now we need we need eight more give me some people give me some

[03:58:43] people okay wait how many who's who's who's live whose desktop let's not just get big

[03:58:48] dudes let's get everybody how many people do you have I have me and you I'm screen

[03:58:53] Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, you're sure? Okay.

[03:58:57] Who's we need people that are alive right now? Who's live right now?

[03:59:01] Right. Yeah. Okay. Um, okay.

[03:59:07] Okay.

[03:59:08] Uh, they first and foremost, everyone is spamming Alyssa. So we do.

[03:59:11] Yes. Alyssa. Alyssa. Alyssa.

[03:59:13] Easy. Okay. Number four. Number four.

[03:59:17] Okay. Uh, uh, we could do raise that desktop.

[03:59:21] I don't think he is. He's not

[03:59:23] not. He might he might he might

[03:59:25] he might go live and want to

[03:59:27] play.

[03:59:30] He's with J. Shock's most viral

[03:59:32] clip is in the last 30 days.

[03:59:34] Hey,

[03:59:36] hey,

[03:59:38] hey,

[03:59:40] hey,

[03:59:42] hey,

[03:59:44] hey,

[03:59:46] hey,

[03:59:48] hey,

[03:59:50] What's up brother?

[03:59:51] Hey, I'm streamer right now.

[03:59:52] Streamer can hear you, just to let you know.

[03:59:53] Yo, are you home?

[03:59:54] Yeah.

[03:59:55] Hey, me and Ron are doing some gaming.

[03:59:57] We're trying to do a streamer university mecha-camelion lobby.

[04:00:00] Do you want to join?

[04:00:01] You can either go live and play or you could just play off stream.

[04:00:04] It's up to you.

[04:00:05] I'm gonna be live in, like, an hour.

[04:00:10] I'm packing my bag right now.

[04:00:12] Okay.

[04:00:13] I'm gonna be live in like an hour. I'm packing my bag right now.

[04:00:19] Okay, so in an hour you want to maybe, you want a game a little bit?

[04:00:22] Yeah, what are you playing?

[04:00:24] We're gonna play Mecha Chameleon.

[04:00:26] What the hell is Mecha Chameleon?

[04:00:29] It's the game where you like paint yourself into the wall.

[04:00:32] Oh, I know that game. I gotta download it.

[04:00:35] Yeah, it's just download it on Steam. It's five dollars.

[04:00:38] I'm broke, bro.

[04:00:40] Are you all gonna gift it to you?

[04:00:42] No, no, um, this, uh, I'm gonna add you on Discord, like, my personal Discord, so it'd be easier for us to talk.

[04:00:50] Okay, Bet. I have your phone number.

[04:00:53] No, I'm saying something to track the viewers.

[04:00:55] Oh, okay, Bet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Add me on Discord. I'll send you my, I'll text you my Discord.

[04:00:59] Um, what do you think I should do, uh, as a title stream? Like, Lacy, Ron, and J-Shox play?

[04:01:07] Just do, um, do, uh, streamer university gaming.

[04:01:11] Gaming with streamer university students

[04:01:17] All right, talk soon talk soon Jay shop could shock a clock

[04:01:21] Todd friend

[04:01:23] Wait, Ron. You know Jay shop sleeping over on Saturday for fucking what he's coming to LA. We're doing a sleepover

[04:01:32] Well, let's hope I'm here because I might be going to Atlanta unless me and agent reschedule

[04:01:36] Um, alright, we only have three people and two of them are us.

[04:01:42] What?

[04:01:43] So help me out here.

[04:01:44] Oh, Ludwig's calling me.

[04:01:45] Yo, Lud, you want to play Master Chameleon with the, with the Schumer-

[04:01:48] No!

[04:01:49] I'll figure it out!

[04:01:50] I need you!

[04:01:51] I need you wrong!

[04:01:52] I need you!

[04:01:53] What the fuck?

[04:01:54] Alright, bro, my bad, bro.

[04:01:55] I'm going to figure it out, alright?

[04:01:56] I'll hit you up.

[04:01:57] I'll hit you up after shooting.

[04:01:58] I'm just-

[04:01:59] All right, but my bad, bro. I'm gonna figure it out. I'll hit you up. I'll hit you up up for sure.

[04:02:05] Please!

[04:02:07] All right, bro.

[04:02:08] Please, God, bro, please!

[04:02:10] You know, I got you, bro. Listen, I got you, man.

[04:02:13] Hey, worst case scenario, man, you can have Lacey, you know.

[04:02:15] Like, figure what out?

[04:02:18] Daniel, I'm gonna change the course of my viewers and your viewers' lives.

[04:02:22] If you say some shit like that again.

[04:02:24] What?!

[04:02:26] Don't worry about it, bro. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Um, wait, what?

[04:02:34] Is there something going on? I don't know about it. Don't worry about it, bro. Who is

[04:02:40] that? I don't know, bro. I don't know. All right. Who else is live? We need like, what

[04:02:45] about you? What about you, sir? Is he live? Yeah. He's live on desktop. What he

[04:02:49] You want to do it, you want to ask?

[04:02:51] Yeah.

[04:02:53] FaceTime, Youssef.

[04:02:56] Starting a FaceTime call to Youssef.

[04:02:58] Guys, I saw my mommy, whatever.

[04:03:00] I keep forgetting her for saying her name.

[04:03:01] I don't think she's alive.

[04:03:04] Is that Youssef fucking Fart?

[04:03:06] Yeah, it's a fart.

[04:03:08] Yo, Youssef.

[04:03:09] What's up, brother?

[04:03:10] Hey, bro, do you want to play games with me and Ron?

[04:03:14] I'm down.

[04:03:15] We're trying to get a Streamer University Mecca

[04:03:18] Chameleon lobby.

[04:03:19] MachuChu, MachuChu really.

[04:03:21] Okay, are you down to play in like 15 minutes

[04:03:23] we're trying to get the lobby to put together?

[04:03:24] Yeah, just add me to the discord group.

[04:03:26] Okay, Matt, I'm gonna add you.

[04:03:28] I'm gonna add you.

[04:03:29] All right, peace.

[04:03:30] All right, Youssef's down.

[04:03:31] Youssef, seven N, parentheses,

[04:03:35] guy who got a headlock burger king.

[04:03:42] Okay.

[04:03:46] Dante?

[04:03:47] I'm gonna ask Dante, let me call Dante.

[04:03:52] Look at us, bro, bringing together everybody.

[04:03:54] He gave us a heart with bandage in the chat.

[04:03:56] Oh, we could get Suki, Mello.

[04:04:00] Me, huh?

[04:04:01] Oh, she's on a date with Camille.

[04:04:04] I checked my backpack.

[04:04:05] Everything in the nature roaches.

[04:04:07] What the fuck?

[04:04:08] Every day is crazy.

[04:04:09] Oh, God.

[04:04:12] Is she actually?

[04:04:13] Yeah.

[04:04:15] I'll take some pick up.

[04:04:16] Oh, my God.

[04:04:17] We can do another candle.

[04:04:20] Where is this?

[04:04:21] Yeah.

[04:04:23] But I really just wanted a candle that she made

[04:04:25] and I could just light it up whenever it's OK.

[04:04:28] Can we put our tears into it?

[04:04:31] But what?

[04:04:31] Our tears into it.

[04:04:33] Why would we want to?

[04:04:34] I don't know.

[04:04:34] I just feel like.

[04:04:35] Look at you kind of wholesome, bro.

[04:04:37] It's more special if there's something about us in it.

[04:04:40] What you doing, bro?

[04:04:41] I'm trying to get a lobby going for people

[04:04:43] that want to streamer you.

[04:04:44] And you did go to streamer you.

[04:04:45] You want to play Macha Chameleon with me, Lacey?

[04:04:47] uh... this uh... you should so far we're gonna list on

[04:04:51] i need to be back in a few minutes i'm trying to get this list together

[04:04:54] other states ever been able to play a shooting game

[04:04:59] uh... we have

[04:05:03] i really need five more help me

[04:05:07] page

[04:05:09] key five

[04:05:12] page live

[04:05:15] It's Bill live? Wait, we're saying Andrew. We can get Andrew.

[04:05:20] Whoever. Not Bill's not live.

[04:05:22] Wait, Andrew live?

[04:05:27] Yeah, we can't leave Alyssa alone.

[04:05:28] Yo, let's get Andrew.

[04:05:30] And what's his full name?

[04:05:32] Andrew.

[04:05:33] Alright.

[04:05:34] You gotta ask him, ask him, ask him.

[04:05:36] I don't have his number.

[04:05:38] Tell him to maybe ask Chad. Ray? Does Ray want to?

[04:05:41] Chad, ask Andrew if he wants to play.

[04:05:45] We're saying Ray too.

[04:05:47] Marty's out right now.

[04:05:51] Cutty.

[04:05:53] He said yes.

[04:05:55] Okay. Andrew said yes.

[04:05:57] Andrew.

[04:05:59] All right. Who else?

[04:06:01] Should we get Paige?

[04:06:03] Yeah.

[04:06:05] Chad Braden's not live.

[04:06:07] Paige sucks though at this game.

[04:06:09] We played with her once and she was so bad.

[04:06:11] She is gay.

[04:06:13] She just ran around, just not painting.

[04:06:16] Yeah, the chat is, Ray wanna play?

[04:06:24] Y'all are just spamming names of people who aren't even live.

[04:06:29] Yeah, I'm seeing some people say, add Kai's to that.

[04:06:32] Uh, you guys maybe help?

[04:06:34] Wait, Ron.

[04:06:36] What?

[04:06:36] You think it's bad if Kai gave me his phone number, and then I texted him, and then it still says delivered.

[04:06:43] No, when I texted him, it was green.

[04:06:53] FaceTime, Ray.

[04:06:55] Starting a FaceTime call to Ray.

[04:07:02] Taking a FaceTime call to Madra.

[04:07:04] Yo, Ray!

[04:07:06] Ray, do you want to play up?

[04:07:10] What?

[04:07:11] What?

[04:07:14] Oh, my voice is high.

[04:07:15] What did you just call me?

[04:07:19] Hello?

[04:07:20] I heard that too.

[04:07:21] Hello?

[04:07:22] Ray, can you hear?

[04:07:23] Yo, the L.A. watch my bro.

[04:07:27] Do you wanna play Mecha-Tameleon?

[04:07:29] I got paybay, you wanna play paybay?

[04:07:31] Okay, we're gonna add you to the list.

[04:07:32] We're about to play him in probably 15 minutes.

[04:07:33] We're getting a list together.

[04:07:35] Bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet.

[04:07:36] Okay, bet.

[04:07:37] I.

[04:07:38] All right.

[04:07:39] Yo, am I tweaking?

[04:07:40] Okay, yeah, I got pay bait coming in bro. She's gonna play with us

[04:07:45] Oh God, try to switch some shit up, you know get some clips out of this sure

[04:07:51] Oh

[04:07:54] Yeah, we need two more bro

[04:07:56] Oh, it's like a it's looks like a short bus list like calling for attendance on a short bus

[04:08:02] Marlin guys Marlin's not live

[04:08:04] Um, we could get...

[04:08:15] Not asking the ladies.

[04:08:16] Wait, what about Kello?

[04:08:18] My balls, underneath my balls smell so bad, am I even kidding?

[04:08:23] Like I'm sorry ladies, close your ears for one second, because I know I have majority

[04:08:25] ladies watching me.

[04:08:26] Like, they smell so bad.

[04:08:27] I need a shower.

[04:08:28] I'm in the shower.

[04:08:29] Shower and kello on a blip!

[04:08:36] Oh, shit.

[04:08:40] Guys, Ludwig already said no.

[04:08:42] It's G.H. for that.

[04:08:44] Good-ass Keem.

[04:08:45] Lobe of X live on desktop.

[04:08:47] Should we ask Lobe of X?

[04:08:49] Well, whoever. We just need like two more people at minimum.

[04:08:51] We can also get 12.

[04:08:53] Like, this lobby's not too hectic.

[04:08:55] You know what I'm saying?

[04:08:56] Lacey said do you want to play with him?

[04:08:57] Yeah, you're joining the lobby and we're in what?

[04:09:01] Interact

[04:09:03] Wait for what for what running around not painting

[04:09:08] Chameleon lobby, I play definitely play what play what though cuz I'm a lot of bitch. I see you this look

[04:09:13] I'm I'm fucking I'm the best game

[04:09:16] You know what he's one of these

[04:09:18] Well, what?

[04:09:20] Oh, yeah, that was one of the people who thinks they're gonna games, but I can just tell these ass at every game

[04:09:25] He's literally just like another Marlon max he I could just tell he's dog shit at games, bro

[04:09:30] Yeah, he's chatting and saying he can't game. Oh God. Yeah, so I want people who can paint facts or no job

[04:09:38] Oh God, are you serious

[04:09:43] He's any down

[04:09:45] He's downloading it downloading you downloading it. He's currently searching his library trying to find y'all

[04:09:51] He's trying to die in the game for his Wabbe.

[04:09:53] I already have a warrant.

[04:09:54] We got a warrant.

[04:09:55] We could get Wabbe, or we got to think, who's the last person?

[04:09:58] We need one person.

[04:09:59] It's wardrobe live?

[04:10:00] So we have me, you, Alyssa, Youssef, the guy who got choked out at Burger King.

[04:10:05] I'm Dante, Andrew, Paige, Ray Asian Boy, Kello.

[04:10:08] We need one more.

[04:10:10] There's Wabbe.

[04:10:12] There's Keem.

[04:10:14] Haskell is out chatting.

[04:10:16] He's doing stuff right now.

[04:10:18] And if by the time the bar closes and you feel like falling down snow I'll carry you

[04:10:31] home Wait, J-Shox, J-Shox said he's gonna join us

[04:10:40] in an hour to game.

[04:10:41] Oh, it's helping us work up right now.

[04:10:42] He can't.

[04:10:43] Call him back.

[04:10:44] He can't.

[04:10:45] He's helping his parents pack.

[04:10:46] More ring, more ring, get on the game, bro.

[04:10:52] I didn't hear it, here's how I go.

[04:10:57] Invite her, oh god, she's not live.

[04:11:00] Oh, the girl that threw up on our couch, you just linked me an offline channel.

[04:11:06] She has an offline channel.

[04:11:09] That's like, uh, it's fun-ish.

[04:11:12] Wait, she's the girl that threw up in our movie theater.

[04:11:15] Yeah

[04:11:21] She's here

[04:11:26] Wait, she's in her offline channel, I'm about to go live oh easy we got another girl, okay?

[04:11:33] We go. Hey, it was on me. All right. There we go. So now no

[04:11:38] Why don't I see somebody tweak

[04:11:41] within

[04:11:43] All right, there we go.

[04:11:46] All right.

[04:11:47] You think it's a good list or should we add one or two more?

[04:11:50] I feel like this isn't like too hectic, like no one, I feel like this isn't like too hectic,

[04:11:54] no?

[04:11:55] No.

[04:11:56] Because he's good lobbies and then we can put like 11, like a little honorable mention,

[04:12:00] J-Shock joins late.

[04:12:02] I'm getting a call from Chris.

[04:12:05] No, Chris, what's up?

[04:12:10] why is Davis on the phone? what is this chopped ass doing?

[04:12:26] it lays you here too

[04:12:30] you're in an RV

[04:12:37] Listen bro, I'm gonna call you after the stream, I don't know what the...

[04:12:41] Call me after the stream bro, hey I just wanna say bro, hey I hope you kinda like...

[04:12:45] I just want to say bro, real straight bro.

[04:12:47] I bet, I'm gonna call you back, hold on.

[04:12:51] I love you bro, I love you, I'm gonna call you up.

[04:12:55] Chad, is this methods?

[04:12:57] Yo AJ, what's up bro?

[04:12:59] What up? You're on the stream, you on the stream?

[04:13:01] Yes.

[04:13:03] Hey, you're on the stream boys, Nick, you got that right?

[04:13:05] I'm gonna call by Jason go now. Can I call you back later?

[04:13:08] Yeah, yeah, call me after you get down the street.

[04:13:10] I bet.

[04:13:12] Yo, Jason, go what's up, bro?

[04:13:14] What's up, bro? What's up, bro?

[04:13:16] What's up with the clip, though, huh?

[04:13:19] How do you spell mecca?

[04:13:21] Why is my wrist hairy?

[04:13:23] Why is my wrist hairy?

[04:13:25] Yeah, that's them.

[04:13:27] What are you talking about?

[04:13:31] Yes, I'm about to play it. We have 10 people though. We could get more I don't mind you did you more

[04:13:42] I'm gonna add you to this give us a little more

[04:13:46] Wait Ron is it my it's to put my to put my game cat at my my category on Schremer University

[04:13:55] Matter daddy we won't let's get one more. It's not a self-impact me one more. Let's get one more. We might as well get 12

[04:14:01] Why is Mr. Keem putting a low in my chat?

[04:14:07] I haven't seen a low W on Twitch since 2021.

[04:14:11] This is actually the worst even more ever, I'm not even kidding.

[04:14:19] We can get one more.

[04:14:23] Mr. Keem, have you ever played?

[04:14:25] I can't laugh.

[04:14:27] Stop with this white dude scratching his chin.

[04:14:30] Yeah, he's never played

[04:14:36] Yeah, it's not where he's smart

[04:14:39] That's true actually night. Did he win valetorian? Hey, yeah, yeah, okay

[04:14:45] All right now here comes the tough part. We got to get everyone in a lobby. Oh

[04:14:53] Yeah, so

[04:14:55] I don't know how we're going to do this, but we need to somehow get a group going, like

[04:15:01] a Discord of everyone in one thing and then somehow 12 people cannot leak the code.

[04:15:13] So how do you want to do this?

[04:15:14] Maybe we make a streamer university Discord server.

[04:15:17] Yeah, let me try that.

[04:15:19] You want to make it?

[04:15:21] I'll go make it quickly

[04:15:26] Yo, hi guys, I put in G's in my chat

[04:15:31] Isn't that the girl who threw up on your couch? Yeah, but it's okay we forgive

[04:15:37] It with Keem said he doesn't want to play

[04:15:41] There's no

[04:15:43] He's invited if he wasn't invited don't go but he got invited so you have to go if not that's disrespectful facts

[04:15:48] I don't even think Tatum has a fucking set up.

[04:15:58] Thanks for Emily, invite Jynxie, invite Phantom, invite-

[04:16:03] Dude, I just met a fucking Max-Win, Cherry, Strawberry, Lollipop.

[04:16:07] Actually, you got one?

[04:16:10] Yeah.

[04:16:13] Hmm

[04:16:17] Holy Max win

[04:16:28] What the fuck

[04:16:43] No!

[04:16:44] No!

[04:16:45] Run!

[04:16:46] No way!

[04:16:47] Did it hit the Kobe?

[04:16:48] You hit my Kobe Jersey!

[04:16:49] Oh no!

[04:16:50] No!

[04:16:51] Did it crack?

[04:16:52] Oh my God, thank God there's glass.

[04:16:53] Oh my God.

[04:16:54] That's a 20-year-old man.

[04:16:55] Oh my God.

[04:16:56] No.

[04:16:57] No.

[04:16:58] No.

[04:16:59] No.

[04:17:00] No.

[04:17:01] No way.

[04:17:02] Did it hit the Kobe?

[04:17:03] You hit my Kobe Jersey!

[04:17:04] Oh no!

[04:17:05] No.

[04:17:06] Did it crack?

[04:17:07] Oh my God, thank God there's glass.

[04:17:10] Oh my God.

[04:17:11] Oh my god. That's a $22,000 jersey.

[04:17:14] Oh my god. Oh my god.

[04:17:16] I'm starting to hurt myself.

[04:17:17] Oh my god. Oh my god.

[04:17:19] Oh my god. Is that a heart attack?

[04:17:21] Yeah, a heart attack doesn't even fucking have cholesterol problem.

[04:17:23] Oh my god. Oh my god.

[04:17:29] Don't leave me, bro.

[04:17:30] Fucking lollipop!

[04:17:31] I'm gonna go clean it. Give me a second.

[04:17:33] My lollipop!

[04:17:35] Alarone, you're a check!

[04:17:37] Evil Ron.

[04:17:39] Wait did you pick up that towel?

[04:17:42] Yeah.

[04:17:43] Why?

[04:17:44] Why?

[04:17:45] What's wrong with the towel?

[04:17:49] There we go it's all clean.

[04:17:51] That could have been bad.

[04:17:53] We wiped it off from this side too.

[04:17:55] Ron I've used that towel this morning after I came.

[04:17:59] What do you mean came where?

[04:18:01] I had a quickie before I went live and that was the towel that was in that bathroom.

[04:18:04] I was a towel that was in that bathroom, so I just used him through on the ground and you just

[04:18:10] Oh, oh he's not so you're calm

[04:18:14] Yo bro, let's get this discord going, yeah

[04:18:20] Why would you come in a towel and I don't come in a towel I come and then I use a towel to wipe it

[04:18:25] All right

[04:18:27] We gotta get everyone in here. You hear me? How much you know?

[04:18:29] Oh, wait, Santa Cruz sexing me.

[04:18:33] You're muddied on discord, you're muddied.

[04:18:35] You're muddied on discord, you're muddied.

[04:18:37] Yeah, Santa Cruz wants to play Mac and come in, man.

[04:18:40] Ah, yeah, we need to get a lobby gone, how do we do this?

[04:18:43] We gotta get a discord server.

[04:18:46] It's got a first time chatter.

[04:18:47] Why do you hate Asian people?

[04:18:49] Wait, what?

[04:18:51] Yeah, bro.

[04:18:52] Who said you hate Asian people?

[04:18:54] I don't know anymore.

[04:18:55] All right, I got a discord, but do not leak.

[04:18:57] If you leak this, it's actually done.

[04:18:59] I'll make a make a channel

[04:19:01] How is there already one person in here?

[04:19:06] Do not leak you ready I'm gonna show you yes, you said it to me

[04:19:10] Dante's calling me

[04:19:12] Yeah, I

[04:19:26] Have really bad news dog is not playing a listen just ended

[04:19:30] I

[04:19:40] Yep, and we'll see you another day. All right, each so Dante's not playing a list of just ending. Oh, yeah, nice

[04:19:47] She's like actually just all right Dante's out a wobbly. Oh wait a list of stream crash. She's coming back much at saying

[04:19:54] Well, they yearn I

[04:19:56] I do not leak you see the discord don't leak

[04:20:04] Everybody go tell ron a c-league told his chance fan a c-league see it. Yeah, I mean you join the channels just join it

[04:20:15] Hello, yeah, oh fuck hi. Hi. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What what I think I might just say

[04:20:22] Say oh and God you leaked it

[04:20:24] How is that fucking possible because they see I just told you

[04:20:38] Kidding

[04:20:40] All right, now how do I send this discord invite to everybody on this list chat?

[04:20:46] What the fuck am I supposed to do just put in their cats? Oh, yeah, let's put it

[04:20:50] Yeah, actually you're actually a genius Lacey

[04:20:52] Let's put the link in their chat and just tell the viewers

[04:20:54] Wait, you're saying Lizzo wants to play?

[04:20:57] Is she live?

[04:21:06] I need, like, Twitters

[04:21:10] T-Pain said he's down

[04:21:12] I need, like, how do I whisper them on Twitch?

[04:21:15] Last time I whispered someone on Twitch, I got banned

[04:21:17] Oh my, oh

[04:21:18] Why is your category on StreamerU because it's a glitch?

[04:21:21] it's a glitch. If my category is on StreamerU, then I get infinite more viewers. Actually,

[04:21:28] I don't think that's how it works.

[04:21:30] Alright, I'm going to whisper Alyssa on Twitch. I don't know how to do this, though. How do

[04:21:35] you do this? Can you even whisper anyone on Twitch? Is that a thing anymore or no?

[04:21:40] Did you just game you were not a part of StreamerU?

[04:21:44] I'm pretty sure ever since the Doctor Disrespect scandal, people stopped using

[04:21:48] How the fuck do you send whispers, then?

[04:21:55] No way, Dr. Despector, ruin that shit.

[04:22:02] How the fuck do I send it?

[04:22:06] How the fuck am I going to send it to 10 people, then?

[04:22:11] We're never going to be able to get this lobby started.

[04:22:14] Okay, I figured it out. Whisper on Twitch. You have blocked whispers from strangers.

[04:22:21] Okay, I'm going to try to whisper her. Everyone hide screen. If you're a fool, everybody's

[04:22:29] to hide screen. I'm sending out whispers. Hide screen. Oh my god. If this shit gets leaked,

[04:22:37] I'm actually going to be mad. We're going to have to restart everything. And it's

[04:22:40] We teach in the chat pretty sure people still use whispers

[04:22:43] But I messaged

[04:22:46] I'm from India. I want to stream

[04:22:50] Tell you sif

[04:22:52] To check discord don't leak though. Tom don't leak

[04:22:55] Send someone discord. I have use of undiscord. Okay

[04:22:59] Wabay. I don't you need to message

[04:23:02] Wabay tell them to check his is whisper

[04:23:05] or on

[04:23:07] Wabbe. Chat, over or under this start to the next 15 minutes? Wabbe? Wabbe, I sent.

[04:23:16] Um, Andrew. Excuse me. There's a clean up on I.O. Will you be my valentine?

[04:23:29] I sent Azami. Yo, Outlaw, how do you have her added, you fucking-

[04:23:33] Excuse me. Yeah cleanup on I owe will you be my valentine invalid link doesn't work

[04:23:40] Like what is this edit bro?

[04:23:45] I got

[04:23:47] Ever seen in my life, bro. I'm saying a new link yet. I'm check the new link

[04:23:53] And then bam automaios in the comments. I'ma get 83 again son. No, you're not

[04:23:59] I'm over here working you're over there doing nothing. No, no, no, I was watching an edit Ron. Look watch

[04:24:07] I don't want to watch bro. I'm trying to

[04:24:11] Know you have to watch what is it?

[04:24:15] Wabay join the discord so someone told

[04:24:18] There we go

[04:24:21] How are you in here first?

[04:24:24] Hey, it's up Bob. I saw you were playing well

[04:24:27] No, I wasn't praying you're praying to get in the lobby bro. Come on. No, no, bro

[04:24:32] I was calling you fucking evil cuz I literally just watched the clip of you being like, yo, yo

[04:24:37] I want to I want to I want to go out of water more, bro

[04:24:39] And then literally right after your whole chance being my shit you like now we got to see who we're getting in

[04:24:43] We're gonna see you now. Why they want to play we gotta see

[04:24:46] wait, what were you praying for?

[04:24:51] You know you're evil bro, how about that you are evil

[04:24:53] No, no, no.

[04:24:54] And then, and then took another token black guy drop.

[04:24:56] So you just add another one.

[04:24:57] Yeah, literally,

[04:24:59] do we thank you for the five gifted?

[04:25:01] They're only evil, bro.

[04:25:03] It's all good.

[04:25:03] So yeah, wait, what is the question?

[04:25:06] Wombay, what's a token black guy?

[04:25:09] What?

[04:25:12] Tell Kelly to take his D.R. whispers and Jason go to D.E.R.

[04:25:18] I don't want to.

[04:25:19] Hello.

[04:25:20] Hey, why do I hear you on a.

[04:25:22] I connect for

[04:25:25] You're one to talk buckaroo. What is that?

[04:25:30] Okay, wait, wait, hold on wait. Actually might be my shit Michael. I'm

[04:25:33] Mr. Keem. I said I invite everyone in the whispers, but they didn't see it. And that's a guy's it's me

[04:25:37] Hey

[04:25:39] Hey page. Hey, Alyssa. I like your

[04:25:42] I think it's on your your your webcam. Yeah, that's better. Okay. I actually apologize like there we go

[04:25:57] There's so much. Yeah, I actually apologize a lot better. You guys accept my forgive my apology or no. Yes

[04:26:04] Oh, I accepted. Oh

[04:26:05] Are you sure everyone enjoying bro? We're gonna be here forever. I said that whispers to everyone

[04:26:10] I'm gonna be honest, the fact that we already have five people in that six.

[04:26:14] We gotta let people in the server.

[04:26:15] One, two, three, four.

[04:26:16] Yo, Ray.

[04:26:17] Hey, Ray.

[04:26:18] I'm sorry, Ray.

[04:26:19] Hi, Ray.

[04:26:20] Hey, Ray.

[04:26:21] Oh, no.

[04:26:22] Yo, Walter, say hi to them, bro.

[04:26:23] Who is it?

[04:26:24] Hey, Wardrobe!

[04:26:25] Hey, Wardrobe!

[04:26:26] I'm Wardrobe.

[04:26:27] Hey, Wardrobe, you want a game?

[04:26:28] Um, I don't, I don't game.

[04:26:29] I never, I'm scared.

[04:26:30] Like, I don't...

[04:26:31] I'm gonna throw a loser.

[04:26:32] No!

[04:26:33] What?

[04:26:34] Never gonna...

[04:26:35] Wardrobe.

[04:26:36] I'm not scared.

[04:26:37] I'm not scared.

[04:26:38] I'm not scared.

[04:26:39] I'm not scared.

[04:26:40] it's a painting. It's a painting.

[04:26:45] Hold on. What's up girl?

[04:26:48] I don't have. I don't have.

[04:26:51] The grass is muck.

[04:26:54] Hey, yo, what's up, bro?

[04:26:57] Send those cameras off.

[04:26:59] Yo, give me my shit back, bro.

[04:27:01] I don't have a PC. I didn't have it set up.

[04:27:04] Yo, Ray, get, get, get the PC.

[04:27:06] Ray, I got you with this setup.

[04:27:08] I'm just gonna get the monitors here.

[04:27:10] Just sexy ass.

[04:27:12] No, you talking about me?

[04:27:14] Hey, good day!

[04:27:16] Hey, no.

[04:27:18] Come on, what are you wearing?

[04:27:20] Oh my gosh!

[04:27:22] This is actually beautiful.

[04:27:24] Look at us.

[04:27:26] Wait, where are these?

[04:27:28] Who wants to go?

[04:27:30] Yeah.

[04:27:32] We go.

[04:27:34] No!

[04:28:06] I

[04:28:15] Shabby locked in another caretaker war drums gonna be my caretaker for a day cinema

[04:28:22] Yeah, I just got it I can't turn my cam on though

[04:28:36] This is why we streamer you

[04:28:53] You should take that hat off let's see your forehead once more

[04:29:00] Giggling and laughing cuz yeah, you should keep that hat on first. Wait you said what is actually under there though

[04:29:04] I've never seen

[04:29:11] Are you supposing a 50 gift of you ticket over now?

[04:29:15] Who's God I wouldn't you know

[04:29:25] What the fuck are we doing

[04:29:34] Andrew was good. How y'all doing? Yeah

[04:29:44] Everyone is here somehow I think we got everyone here

[04:29:55] I'm

[04:30:04] What do you mean?

[04:30:06] I think they want to play!

[04:30:08] I think they want to play!

[04:30:10] Hey, do you guys want to play Mecha Chameleon?

[04:30:12] Sir? Excuse me?

[04:30:14] Do you guys want to play Mecha Chameleon?

[04:30:16] One second, Captain.

[04:30:18] Yeah, I know!

[04:30:20] Those guys fixing our AC?

[04:30:22] Yeah.

[04:30:24] That's kind of funny. I'm laughing a little.

[04:30:26] Alright, thanks for the play-by-play.

[04:30:28] Are you guys ready for the game?

[04:30:30] Yo, Dave, WCOM!

[04:30:32] We're gonna get on the game everyone on the game. Let's not leak the game code. Let's just get on. Let's have fun

[04:30:41] Thanks for organizing

[04:30:46] You look very moisturized

[04:31:02] Well, I think like

[04:31:04] It's present at this point. You look like me. Do you look at more like me every day? No, I'm single

[04:31:10] No, I don't think you look like Jason go. No, I'm saying he looked at me

[04:31:24] Yeah, see you're muted

[04:31:28] No

[04:31:32] to clarify. Let me see. Everybody good.

[04:31:37] Check in bro. What's going on?

[04:31:40] What's up bro? What's up?

[04:31:42] What's up? What's up? Hold on.

[04:31:44] I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.

[04:31:47] I gotta adjust the volume. Are you in the garage?

[04:31:50] No, no, no. This is like my new spot in New York.

[04:31:53] Oh, wait. Oh, shit.

[04:31:56] Is that what you're looking at?

[04:31:58] Open this game.

[04:32:00] It's like it's an office. It's like a warehouse office building

[04:32:16] As good to know we also don't worry Ray

[04:32:30] Black screen so I don't make anything

[04:32:32] Alright y'all, are we ready? I'm not gonna go

[04:32:34] Wait, where's the code? Where's the code?

[04:32:37] It's on the channel

[04:32:38] Who's the guy who made the code?

[04:32:40] Yeah

[04:32:41] Who's the guy who made the code?

[04:32:43] I'll tell him I can't

[04:32:45] Bye guys, bye guys, I'll miss looking at you

[04:32:47] Bye

[04:32:48] Like I won my ass

[04:32:50] I made a shit

[04:32:51] Let me know if y'all want me to keep my game

[04:32:53] It's okay, it's okay, you can turn it off

[04:32:56] You can turn it off, trust me

[04:32:58] I think I'm gonna turn everyone down here except for me. Wait, wait, why?

[04:33:10] Why? What is this? Is your opinion Dana for breast cancer? Yeah. Oh really? Yeah.

[04:33:20] I'm glad you picked that up. I'm glad you know this. Yep. I miss

[04:33:29] What

[04:33:50] I

[04:34:22] right now but if someone drops out I'll add you to the to the surfer Emily

[04:34:30] Wow guys it's fool what do you mean wow the fuck do you mean you're gonna kick

[04:34:38] someone

[04:34:41] I used to dead a lot of nation

[04:34:45] No, nigga, is this a fucking dick, right?

[04:34:49] Yes, like it won't even fucking load and let's just stop yelling and have a nice

[04:34:56] Like wait, you can do 20 on this game

[04:35:00] Holy shit, wait, I think you could run mods too, right?

[04:35:04] 20 fucking people. Hey, Justin, Dakota. Yeah, no, yeah, you can't even get a reset for mods

[04:35:09] You don't have to reset for months you just have to wait wait how many people can you have max in a lobby?

[04:35:23] Wait Emily how do I message you I'm gonna whisper Emily I'm gonna whisper you I'm gonna whisper you apparently you can have 20

[04:35:32] Hey

[04:35:34] Ah

[04:35:37] Wait, how do I whisper on twitch

[04:35:44] Type of message

[04:35:49] Yeah, how do you whisper on twitch?

[04:35:53] No, I don't want to knock

[04:36:00] How do I how do I

[04:36:04] On the top, okay, whispers, Emily C.C., okay, I just heard the, before you continue, verify

[04:36:18] your phone number, wait, what?

[04:36:22] Okay, I'm messaging her on Twitter chat.

[04:36:29] Okay. Okay.

[04:36:36] Okay.

[04:36:40] Surface tool in the shed, Ron.

[04:36:42] So wait, so Ron, do you want me to make the lobby?

[04:36:45] I already made it, look at the thing.

[04:36:46] Okay.

[04:36:47] What Kai wants to play?

[04:36:49] Is the first one server name and the second one...

[04:36:53] Yup, that'd be how it is.

[04:36:54] Well, okay, I just want to make sure.

[04:36:56] I just want to double check.

[04:36:57] Okay, now you saw fucking Jim go fucking close

[04:37:04] No, no, no chat did we're kind of safe you wants to play or are you guys just saying we're kind of wants to play

[04:37:10] She had you in question

[04:37:16] We did okay

[04:37:18] Rekai's on the phone with a 911.

[04:37:29] What the fuck is this haircut?

[04:37:33] Oh my slanted ass hairline.

[04:37:46] Oh my god, you're chopped.

[04:37:48] Holy fuck!

[04:37:50] So what happened was, I'm chilling, right?

[04:37:52] I'm chilling, oh my god!

[04:37:57] I was chilling getting a haircut, and basically, the barber

[04:38:01] messed my whole hair cut up.

[04:38:05] You're calling that all?

[04:38:07] OK.

[04:38:08] Yes.

[04:38:10] Is it a joke?

[04:38:12] No.

[04:38:14] What do you need, just a fire department or a medical or police for your haircut, what's this one up?

[04:38:22] Honest swim.

[04:38:23] That's, you don't, you call a lawyer if you don't call the cops.

[04:38:27] No, just do you want me to contact the courier house?

[04:38:34] Did he just say you got to contact the courier house?

[04:38:36] Huh?

[04:38:38] How old are you?

[04:38:39] Seventeen.

[04:38:40] see. Yes. My god, he caught a cop for haircut. That is one bad

[04:39:00] haircut though. I will say that. That is one shitty ass

[04:39:03] haircut. I don't know why now it's so muffled. Okay.

[04:39:06] I

[04:39:28] Have no idea how to play this shit though

[04:39:36] have to paint game time game time and then game time oh oh okay

[04:40:06] Wait!

[04:40:07] YouTube intro.

[04:40:08] Yo, Mikey, Mikey, if you're in the stream, add the YouTube intro, then add the Discord

[04:40:21] call part, and now add the gaming part, okay, Mikey, and get it uploaded ASAP, okay?

[04:40:27] And scene.

[04:40:28] What's good, YouTube?

[04:40:29] Today, we are back with another gaming video, but there's a small twist.

[04:40:35] I have gathered all of the streamer university students from 2026. Yes, that's right

[04:40:43] Kaisa that streamer university and I have put us all in a Mecca chameleon lobby. Let's see who the best painter is

[04:40:54] Come on chat tell me that wasn't tell me that wasn't tough tell me that wasn't tough

[04:41:05] Who's who's

[04:41:35] I'm trying to break some of the stairs and help me get out of the fucking system.

[04:41:41] Yo, Kelo, do you not know how to play video games?

[04:41:43] How do you not know how to open a video game?

[04:41:46] It's like, my god damn coding!

[04:41:48] Do you know how to play video games?

[04:41:49] Oh, my stream is over there.

[04:41:51] Oh, my stream is over there.

[04:41:54] Oh, my stream is over there.

[04:41:56] No, no, no, no, I'm not saying, I'm not showing stream right now.

[04:41:59] I'm just saying, I'm not showing stream right now.

[04:42:00] Oh!

[04:42:01] Oh, my stream is over there.

[04:42:02] Chad I have a mecha-chameleon drop on my stream if you sub

[04:42:06] Oh wait I just left the cover back

[04:42:10] Who are we waiting for?

[04:42:12] Who are we waiting for?

[04:42:14] Good, good

[04:42:16] What the fuck are you doing?

[04:42:18] What is that?

[04:42:20] What is that?

[04:42:22] Is that a pig?

[04:42:24] Whoa!

[04:42:26] Whoa whoa whoa

[04:42:28] Yeah

[04:42:40] That's not all really that's me okay

[04:42:46] Hello

[04:42:58] How did you get in there?

[04:43:00] Oh, you said you got it.

[04:43:02] Oh, my god.

[04:43:04] Oh, my god.

[04:43:06] Oh, that's a boy.

[04:43:08] Yo, get him!

[04:43:10] Get him, boy!

[04:43:12] Oh, that's a boy.

[04:43:14] No, no, no, no, no!

[04:43:16] Oh, boy.

[04:43:18] Oh, boy.

[04:43:20] Oh, my god.

[04:43:22] Yo, did she get it?

[04:43:24] Did she get it like a lobby of potatoes?

[04:43:26] I

[04:43:36] Press search press search press search

[04:43:47] Yo, you're the worst game of all time

[04:43:56] Come on, we're in server name make that last

[04:44:56] I literally invited Emily to the server. What are y'all talking about? She's in the server.

[04:45:16] I invited her 10 minutes ago. She's not in the game. What do you want me to do? I didn't

[04:45:23] You know, I had, like, what?

[04:45:24] I have never heard of the server.

[04:45:25] The code is in the server.

[04:45:28] I didn't go on anyone.

[04:45:29] I didn't go to anybody's PC and join the game for them.

[04:45:37] Where do I hide?

[04:45:42] You made the lobby 12 people.

[04:45:44] I didn't make the lobby.

[04:45:48] I joined the lobby.

[04:45:53] I'm cut. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. Wait, alas, alas.

[04:46:18] You should lock him bro.

[04:46:46] What the fuck?

[04:46:47] No, I'm just talking.

[04:46:48] You know what?

[04:46:49] I'm just gonna give you a moth.

[04:46:51] Gap.

[04:46:52] Gaps.

[04:46:53] This is good spots.

[04:46:54] W's going in.

[04:46:55] Oh, shit!

[04:46:56] Are you kidding me?

[04:46:57] Right?

[04:46:58] Yeah, he's right.

[04:46:59] He's right.

[04:47:00] He just got home.

[04:47:01] This is good spots.

[04:47:02] This is good spots.

[04:47:03] Wait, why can't I drag him?

[04:47:04] What are you doing?

[04:47:06] What are you doing, bro?

[04:47:07] I'm single.

[04:47:08] Come on.

[04:47:09] I'm single, Dad.

[04:47:10] What the fuck is going on?

[04:47:11] Guys, I'm genuinely cooked.

[04:47:13] This is bad.

[04:47:44] Oh

[04:47:50] Jay I know way Jay

[04:47:59] Don't kill them they get points or they'll end up with the end of winning

[04:48:14] I'm going to show you. It's not

[04:48:21] What is going on?

[04:48:25] What if we all just like to be so

[04:48:29] We show it. It's a good idea.

[04:48:32] Please, please, please.

[04:48:35] I'm getting very overstimulated.

[04:49:39] Shit

[04:50:09] I

[04:50:39] I'm so mad

[04:50:41] Tell them that I didn't even pay themself

[04:50:44] Okay, whatever you do, don't stand and shoot

[04:50:47] I'll get back to you

[04:50:49] Oh no, no

[04:50:51] I'm cheating

[04:50:53] It's easy

[04:50:55] It's easy

[04:50:57] I'm available

[04:50:59] Wait, why am I answering that?

[04:51:01] What the fuck are you making?

[04:51:03] I'm fighting me!

[04:51:05] You guys are actually so dick!

[04:51:07] You're kidding me!

[04:51:09] What was that?

[04:51:11] Second best dude

[04:51:13] That was crazy!

[04:51:15] Y'all, I like the color

[04:51:17] No, no, no, no

[04:51:19] How is she alive?

[04:51:21] Look at Kelo's smile

[04:51:23] Look at Kelo's smile

[04:51:25] What the?

[04:51:27] I'm actually alive

[04:51:29] This smile was pretty cheap

[04:51:31] Yo, yo, yo, yo

[04:51:33] I had to work for what I had

[04:51:35] That is pretty bad.

[04:51:36] That's all we're fucking talking about.

[04:51:38] Oh, he did it, but I won.

[04:51:39] Who won?

[04:51:39] Dog shit, keep you in dog shit.

[04:51:41] Oh, who won?

[04:51:42] You're the first one.

[04:51:43] Oh, my God.

[04:51:44] Oh, my God.

[04:51:45] Steve, man, how did you solve my sin, nigga?

[04:51:48] It's my first time.

[04:51:49] You're the first one.

[04:51:50] You're the first one.

[04:51:51] What is hell of a spot?

[04:51:53] Wait.

[04:51:53] You're the first one.

[04:51:54] Wait, that is insane.

[04:51:56] Oh, man, that is insane.

[04:51:58] It was the rendering.

[04:51:59] It was the rendering.

[04:52:00] It was the rendering.

[04:52:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:52:02] We do it.

[04:52:03] We do books and we check.

[04:52:04] It's so loud.

[04:52:05] If you die me if you die me if you die me yes

[04:52:14] And hunters if you're a hunter you gotta go

[04:52:22] Yes

[04:52:35] I

[04:53:05] I'm following you.

[04:53:07] I'm following you.

[04:53:09] I'm only.

[04:53:11] Let's go hide.

[04:53:13] You could do this.

[04:53:15] Wait, I'm gonna.

[04:53:17] Oh no, this isn't good.

[04:53:19] This isn't good.

[04:53:21] Dude, I am.

[04:53:23] Every single one of my spots will give you drag.

[04:53:25] I want to tell you how to feel it.

[04:53:27] I'm sorry.

[04:53:29] That's pretty rude.

[04:53:31] I'm blowing your show.

[04:53:33] I

[04:54:33] How do I get out of my clone?

[04:54:40] How do I get out of my clone?

[04:54:46] Actions are working!

[04:54:51] It's not working.

[04:55:02] but it's broken

[04:55:08] I'm spamming X oh god I am

[04:55:14] I'm spamming X

[04:55:20] Bro

[04:55:32] Okay, okay, back in business.

[04:55:39] Oh, no.

[04:55:46] Oh, no.

[04:56:23] I

[04:56:53] guys how do I have two duplicates?

[04:56:57] Yo, how do I get-

[04:56:59] Oh, I don't know.

[04:57:01] I got it, I got it.

[04:57:02] It's because I didn't put clothes on.

[04:57:03] It's because I didn't put clothes on.

[04:57:05] Yo, Max.

[04:57:06] Wait, Nista came not bad.

[04:57:08] No, you don't say you're cheating on us.

[04:57:10] I'm not the mother of a-

[04:57:11] I'm literally just the best most creative person here.

[04:57:14] Wait, how do you do that though?

[04:57:16] Like, like-

[04:57:17] Nah, listen, that's the spot.

[04:57:18] Yeah.

[04:57:19] Yeah, that's right, right?

[04:57:21] I

[04:57:23] Don't know why

[04:57:25] I'm gonna find y'all

[04:57:27] Spelling his own name

[04:57:32] That J-sync goes alive right now

[04:57:51] Fuck!

[04:57:52] Ahhhhh!

[04:57:53] Somebody!

[04:57:53] Oh no!

[04:57:56] What's up?

[04:57:58] Nigga, Kevill, have you fucking found anybody?

[04:58:00] Yes, I found three people, what?

[04:58:01] And I'm about to find you!

[04:58:03] I'm not that most people are here, but you guys want to talk about it?

[04:58:06] Hmm, I don't get it.

[04:58:07] Talk about, like, you know, like...

[04:58:08] How did you, how did you, like, live in Rinoa and set me alive?

[04:58:11] Honestly, I feel pretty grateful, I like it.

[04:58:12] Yo, J.C. Go, you know, now that you're retired, they were calling me the new shark that streamer you?

[04:58:17] Nobody was saying that, bruh!

[04:58:18] Everybody said that.

[04:58:20] You said the only clip I saw you

[04:58:37] Like look at me in page five and look at his

[04:58:40] I

[04:59:10] I hate you

[04:59:18] Yo, bro, send me your address I can send you some pizza I

[04:59:23] Don't want a pizza from you if I want pizza. I'll buy my own pizza

[04:59:40] You guys are actually

[05:00:10] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:00:12] Yeah, I don't know.

[05:00:13] I think you should have, and I think you should have the hide time.

[05:00:18] Two, three, two, three, stickers, and then up the hide time, and then we'll be good.

[05:00:23] Not time.

[05:00:24] That's a pretty smart.

[05:00:25] Jayshawk found dead?

[05:00:27] What?

[05:00:30] Don't even play with me like that.

[05:00:32] Don't even play like that.

[05:00:37] I know, Rahmah.

[05:00:38] I love that map bro. That's the best one.

[05:00:40] Save us, save us.

[05:00:41] Hide as a Janet. Like what?

[05:00:43] Ooh, that's the back rooms.

[05:00:44] It's not back.

[05:00:46] Chad, I want to do our gallery and all this shit,

[05:00:48] but I don't think everyone's going to be able to install it.

[05:00:50] You see this is not a note.

[05:00:51] Yeah, no, the mods are really easy to install.

[05:00:53] The mods are good.

[05:00:54] Oh yeah, I don't think so.

[05:00:56] Yeah, no.

[05:00:57] They talk about your screen, you can download it and take it one second.

[05:00:59] I bet, I'm going to do it.

[05:01:00] Okay, yeah, do them all, do them all, do them all.

[05:01:02] Caller, do you need help?

[05:01:04] Caller, do you need help?

[05:01:05] Caller, please, please, please, please.

[05:01:07] You are

[05:01:31] Yo, Calo install

[05:01:37] I

[05:01:42] Spotted easiest thing

[05:01:46] Download

[05:01:56] I don't see it hit download up there, and it's gonna open something on steam and

[05:02:03] You look so buff today, Lacey

[05:02:07] Oh my God, Ron, what should we get?

[05:02:14] Ron, what should we get?

[05:02:15] No, I'm dead at the top.

[05:02:16] I'm dead at the top.

[05:02:17] Wait, I'm dead at the top.

[05:02:18] Wait, I'm dead at the top.

[05:02:19] I'm kind of hungry, too.

[05:02:21] Hey, how did you see that?

[05:02:23] I've been also happy to see it.

[05:02:25] So I'm confused.

[05:02:26] It says down low confirmed, but then, like, the same way as you down low.

[05:02:30] Yeah, just hit subscribe.

[05:02:32] You have others you download on your screen.

[05:02:36] What's your favorite premier league team Barcelona, Barcelona?

[05:02:57] Wait, what premier league team does does the media ball play for?

[05:03:01] What premier league team does the media ball play for?

[05:03:06] He's not in the premier league. He's in La Liga. Oh, I personally don't fuck with the

[05:03:19] um, I don't fuck with the premier league personally. I'm more of a La Liga kind of

[05:03:23] guy. I like to watch, uh, now if your team is Barcelona. Wait, why doesn't it mean

[05:03:34] you all playing the Premier League is that like the G League to football is the

[05:03:39] Premier League like the shitty version of LaLiga come back

[05:04:04] It says complete guys it's not this hard

[05:04:34] You can do it that means you can do it to keep my life

[05:04:40] Team aren't you the valetorian bro, how can you not know how to install a map?

[05:04:58] I

[05:06:04] You got to stop with that shit man for real

[05:06:20] Beginner just fucking paint the picture like this is crazy

[05:06:34] Okay

[05:06:48] Right

[05:07:34] I'm lost. I'm lost.

[05:07:39] Wait, I'm cooking

[05:07:46] What does it look like can you describe to me I forget

[05:08:04] Oh

[05:08:34] I

[05:09:04] You're good. Oh, they got to be afraid of the dark like this or not. It's not me. Is that bad?

[05:09:19] What? You said it's my spot bad?

[05:09:21] Oh my god, y'all know what I'm talking about.

[05:09:23] We're not bad, but it's not a f**k, bro.

[05:09:25] Why would you go there?

[05:09:26] Wait, how the f**k? How does L Tommy's look like this?

[05:09:29] Wait, whoa. How does it lift?

[05:09:31] What the f**k?

[05:09:32] I

[05:09:39] Think outside the box

[05:09:45] Your spot is shit

[05:09:53] Okay, Ron Ron's

[05:09:58] Keems just cheesing

[05:10:02] Oh my god, it's a good-ass spot, it's a good spot.

[05:10:06] You're cheating.

[05:10:07] Alissa's spot is good.

[05:10:10] Yousef fucking sucks.

[05:10:12] Chad, this is dog shit.

[05:10:14] This is dog shit.

[05:10:16] Look at yousef's comparison.

[05:10:17] I don't know what Kello is even attempting to do here, bro.

[05:10:20] Why are you always worried about me getting that boy to win?

[05:10:22] I'ma bring his win back home for us game.

[05:10:24] Don't worry.

[05:10:25] I got you at least.

[05:10:26] I never failed you.

[05:10:27] Yo, Kello, I'm a kid.

[05:10:59] Fuck

[05:11:29] Oh

[05:11:46] My spot was good right they just hired in a painting shed my spot was actually

[05:11:59] Even though teams of cheese he's not gonna get any points

[05:12:17] Oh my god, oh my god

[05:12:21] Oh my god he's a fucking airhead

[05:12:29] Disgusting and

[05:12:59] Oh

[05:13:29] I

[05:13:43] Everybody's got your actual

[05:13:59] Oh, in fact, it's not a bad idea how do those niggas do that good?

[05:14:06] Yo check and you guys help me find a spot to hide I feel like you guys in this chat instead of helping me are just calling me shit

[05:14:25] Yeah, did you hear what happened

[05:14:29] Why am I fucking at home here again?

[05:14:31] Oh, Candyland!

[05:14:33] It's not.

[05:14:34] If you're handsome, you'll get a little...

[05:14:36] Oh, Lazy, don't get too excited now.

[05:14:38] We're in Candyland.

[05:14:40] I'm on a wing.

[05:14:42] I'm on a wing.

[05:14:44] You can't let niggas win this, bro.

[05:14:46] We cannot.

[05:14:48] You should get tested.

[05:14:50] Yeah, I think I got it.

[05:14:52] You got the math.

[05:14:54] I'm not.

[05:14:56] I wonder how they got saved.

[05:14:58] I got sick

[05:15:11] Similar

[05:15:18] Not even lying this could be the vibe right here. What do you think?

[05:15:23] How long we got we got on its day? Good god. Yeah, it's a coffee

[05:15:28] Maybe like

[05:15:36] Okay, everyone's filming no, okay

[05:15:47] Not a shoe I just gotta click right just click a shoe

[05:15:58] Wait, I have an idea.

[05:16:00] You have a better sub then.

[05:16:03] Guys, wait.

[05:16:04] I'm coming.

[05:16:05] I'm coming.

[05:16:06] I'm coming.

[05:16:07] It's trying to be like,

[05:16:08] Oh?

[05:16:09] Or no.

[05:16:10] Or no.

[05:16:11] And I'm out of coolies, though.

[05:16:13] Or not.

[05:16:14] Call me fries.

[05:16:15] Call me fries.

[05:16:16] Everybody just call me fries.

[05:16:17] It's fine.

[05:16:18] Get it over with.

[05:16:19] Oh!

[05:16:20] I don't want to be in the mall.

[05:16:21] I don't want to be in the mall.

[05:16:22] I don't want to be in the mall.

[05:16:23] I don't want to be in the mall.

[05:16:24] He said help me, man.

[05:16:25] It's my first time playing,

[05:16:26] so I'm going to help me.

[05:16:27] I did it. Yeah, we have to find people. We have to find people. Yeah, in fact,

[05:16:34] you know, this is. This is.

[05:16:38] I look like Spider-Man.

[05:16:42] You see.

[05:16:44] Like, how do I get the right shape?

[05:16:46] Oh, make a big one.

[05:16:48] Right click right click the most right click the most.

[05:16:52] Okay, I'm ready.

[05:16:57] But we're good.

[05:16:58] Look at me.

[05:16:58] My phone is buried.

[05:16:59] It's not even buried.

[05:17:00] Where's everyone else hiding?

[05:17:02] Oh, god.

[05:17:04] Grab this shit up.

[05:17:05] GGs.

[05:17:06] We're watching this.

[05:17:07] We're watching this.

[05:17:08] We want shocker.

[05:17:09] Oh, my god.

[05:17:10] They're like spider man.

[05:17:11] Is this good, Shaq?

[05:17:13] We're good.

[05:17:13] We're so sickers.

[05:17:15] Oh, my god.

[05:17:18] We're good.

[05:17:20] Do it.

[05:17:20] You sip the water, baby.

[05:17:22] Like water.

[05:17:23] I don't want to texturize this.

[05:17:25] That's what I'm saying, bro.

[05:17:27] I am coach out. I'm just trying to get a little texture.

[05:17:30] I'm trying to get a little texture.

[05:17:33] I see you.

[05:17:34] What the fuck?

[05:17:35] Who's this man in the middle?

[05:17:36] Yo, Jason, you're weird.

[05:17:37] What the fuck?

[05:17:38] Yo, you're weird. You're weird.

[05:17:40] What? No one who killed him?

[05:17:42] Huh?

[05:17:43] Yo, I was teach. I got to find a different splotcher.

[05:17:46] Who is?

[05:17:47] I see you.

[05:17:48] I'm going to give you that inner.

[05:17:50] You're not a game. I'm trying to find everybody.

[05:17:52] Yo.

[05:17:53] You're going to go for the cake?

[05:17:55] This is good, yeah?

[05:17:56] Yeah, this is good.

[05:17:58] You know what, for this round, I'm just going to say it.

[05:18:00] Yo, for the amount of time that I had last minute,

[05:18:02] this is not bad at all.

[05:18:03] This is not bad at all.

[05:18:04] I don't know how to get those out.

[05:18:05] How do you do this shit?

[05:18:06] I'm going to go rough chat.

[05:18:07] I'm going to get those guys out of here.

[05:18:09] What the fuck?

[05:18:12] I'm going to need more whistles.

[05:18:14] Absolutely, OK?

[05:18:16] OK, more lines.

[05:18:18] Yeah, what the?

[05:18:19] So I can hit them.

[05:18:20] Like this, right?

[05:18:21] Yeah.

[05:18:22] Yeah.

[05:18:23] No, no, no.

[05:18:24] How high can we go?

[05:18:26] Roll off.

[05:18:27] Not a bad show.

[05:18:28] Look at that.

[05:18:29] I'm out of a spot.

[05:18:30] I'm out of a spot.

[05:18:31] I'm out of a spot.

[05:18:32] I'm out of a spot.

[05:18:32] But Lacy, now Lacy, you're jacking the spot right now.

[05:18:34] Yes, I know.

[05:18:35] Hold on, hold on.

[05:18:36] I'm cooking something up right now.

[05:18:37] Please, sorry.

[05:18:37] I'm cooking something up right now.

[05:18:39] Let me see.

[05:18:40] Sorry, behind the show.

[05:18:41] Hold on, paint your head.

[05:18:42] Do you want to do it?

[05:18:43] Like that?

[05:18:44] Let me see.

[05:18:45] OK, but why am I like low key like off the thing,

[05:18:48] though?

[05:18:49] Like the niggaflight out on the wall.

[05:18:52] That might be GGs, but if I move, then it's gonna say that my body's buried.

[05:18:56] Oh God, oh God, oh God, I'm an idiot.

[05:18:59] Come on, tell me.

[05:18:59] That's what I do, guys.

[05:19:00] This is about my hometown.

[05:19:01] I'm not at peace.

[05:19:02] Face right?

[05:19:05] Wait, I'm actually the best at this game.

[05:19:06] My bad.

[05:19:08] Wait, I don't think I'm allowed to stop doing this.

[05:19:10] Oh, no, I'm not this blind, bro.

[05:19:12] What the fuck is he saying?

[05:19:13] Oh, my God.

[05:19:14] I don't think so.

[05:19:15] Yeah.

[05:19:16] Just tell me.

[05:19:18] Oh, my God.

[05:19:19] Oh, my God.

[05:19:20] Bye, bye, bye.

[05:19:21] Oh

[05:19:38] Come on

[05:19:45] Where you at right press V

[05:19:51] Right here

[05:19:53] Whistle I dare to whistle. There's so many people. Yeah, but I don't like infectings. I can't see other POVs

[05:20:06] I'm gonna press one and it made me whistle fuck you

[05:20:15] I'm whistling

[05:20:17] I'm getting a lot of nice

[05:20:24] you're so free to pay. Thank

[05:20:28] you so much. I was saying let

[05:20:30] me see how I'm still alive.

[05:20:33] How am I still alive?

[05:20:35] Oh my god. Oh my god.

[05:20:37] How am I alive, Chad?

[05:20:38] Wait, y'all are trolling.

[05:20:39] Look at how many points

[05:20:40] Kello has.

[05:20:41] That means they're staring

[05:20:42] deadass at Kello.

[05:20:43] Yeah.

[05:20:44] Yeah, Kello's got to be in

[05:20:45] the shittiest spot.

[05:20:46] I'm fucking

[05:21:04] Yeah

[05:21:16] I'm gonna go around and I'm gonna

[05:21:18] fight you guys hold on.

[05:21:20] I'm gonna just.

[05:21:21] What are you making fun of me?

[05:21:22] Yeah, Gigi's that one.

[05:21:23] Let me go over here.

[05:21:24] Oh.

[05:21:25] Who's spanned my shots?

[05:21:26] Wait, wait, wait.

[05:21:27] Hey, G. Sinko.

[05:21:28] I just whistled for you.

[05:21:29] Sinko, I whistled for you.

[05:21:30] Sinko, I whistled for you.

[05:21:31] No, no, no.

[05:21:32] Bye, Ray.

[05:21:33] Bye, Sinko.

[05:21:34] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[05:21:35] You see me?

[05:21:36] Yeah, I see you, buddy.

[05:21:37] I'm whistling.

[05:21:38] I don't got my hands taken ago.

[05:21:40] Oh, my God.

[05:21:41] He's on a headset.

[05:21:42] G.

[05:21:43] Hey, whistle.

[05:21:44] I'm going to whistle, keep whistling, keep whistling in your cocky, I'm whistling.

[05:21:51] Stay still, I'm behind you buddy.

[05:21:54] No, stop lying.

[05:21:55] I'm not, I'm not.

[05:21:57] I'm whistling for you, I'm whistling for you.

[05:22:00] I'm not lying.

[05:22:01] This is about with dogs there, I don't know how.

[05:22:03] Leo, not a division game, what game?

[05:22:05] Leo, not a division game.

[05:22:07] Yeah, wait, Lacey, where the fuck, tell me you're not a game.

[05:22:10] Yeah

[05:22:40] I'm down.

[05:22:47] I'm down.

[05:22:49] Should we do more time?

[05:22:51] We're not even close.

[05:22:53] Dang it.

[05:22:54] I think there's two more time to ride along.

[05:22:56] Even if we just did more time, y'all were not...

[05:22:58] Chad, I invited J. Shuck to the server.

[05:22:59] Once again, I can't force someone to go on their PC and get them to join.

[05:23:03] All I can do is invite them.

[05:23:05] That's all I can do, bro.

[05:23:07] I want to be the seeker I want to be the seeker of this game I want to find all you come on

[05:23:21] Let's find him

[05:23:38] Nah, I'm like overly big this is fucked up

[05:23:49] Okay, he's fine something good

[05:24:21] Hello

[05:24:24] Wait, I got this what you mean

[05:24:43] Yeah, we're getting a butchie

[05:24:45] Okay, you can come to you

[05:24:50] Yo, there's a dintyfungo, but do you guys know what dintyfung is?

[05:24:53] Yeah, that's good.

[05:24:55] So good.

[05:24:57] I'm down.

[05:24:59] Yeah, I'm down, I'm down.

[05:25:01] Yeah, I'm down, I'm down.

[05:25:03] Hey, what the fuck?

[05:25:05] Yo, Ray, what is down mind chicken?

[05:25:08] Oh, that sounds so good.

[05:25:10] They're gonna see you instantly.

[05:25:12] Of course, basically.

[05:25:44] I think J shot league server G. Oh

[05:25:50] Yeah

[05:25:53] Something I'll put on for my indian niggas

[05:26:01] Here I come

[05:26:10] Why do I look like this

[05:26:14] I

[05:26:40] Can't find anyone

[05:26:44] He does all hell of people for ripskis.

[05:26:46] Well, ain't no way, Kello.

[05:26:48] Well, I'm like, I'm in my last resort right now.

[05:26:50] Yeah, I love it.

[05:26:51] I'll cover that, get him in there.

[05:26:52] Oh, my God.

[05:26:54] Fuck you, we're done.

[05:26:55] Red, you're not.

[05:26:56] Oh, I'm locked.

[05:26:58] No one's waiting this long.

[05:26:59] You might as well get off.

[05:27:00] Nice shit.

[05:27:01] Hey, listen, nice spot.

[05:27:02] OK, thank you so much.

[05:27:04] Nice gun.

[05:27:05] Fuck, I'm nice.

[05:27:07] All right, here's some more.

[05:27:09] Hey, take the fuck out of here.

[05:27:10] Thank God.

[05:27:10] Oh, fuck you.

[05:27:12] scared me

[05:27:17] Yeah

[05:27:20] How is Kelo still alive?

[05:27:29] You guys aren't finding page bro, that's a strat

[05:27:31] Yeah, yeah, here's the thing. I haven't lost a single one this time.

[05:27:44] I haven't lost a single one this time. I think she's gonna be on top of the

[05:27:56] I just heard a whistle. I just heard a whistle.

[05:28:14] Not good. Got one. I got a good day. Good day. You're doing amazing. Thank you.

[05:28:20] Oh

[05:28:31] Hey

[05:29:20] I

[05:30:20] I'm going to play a game soon.

[05:30:27] FaceTime Jay shock.

[05:30:30] You know, actually, I'm going to

[05:30:32] call him on discord.

[05:30:48] answer bro he doesn't read chat wait am I black chat actual question do I be

[05:31:16] Jay shock in a 1v1 on our six or not

[05:31:26] Is he good he's actually good

[05:31:29] It's the exit good at what cracking. Yes phenomenal. Yo Jay shock turn your camera on and discord up

[05:31:36] Well, why don't you turn yours on first buddy? I am it's on

[05:31:41] Okay, I'm ready

[05:31:43] I

[05:31:48] Know

[05:31:51] What's up, hey brother J shock I

[05:31:56] have a big hit the sub um

[05:31:59] Bowling everyone going crazy right now. Sorry. What's up, bro?

[05:32:03] J-shock. I want to one be one view

[05:32:05] in what siege or I

[05:32:07] I want to what let's 1v1 in siege and then and then let's play 1v1 in fortnight after

[05:32:16] Okay, so I

[05:32:19] Downloaded that dumbass painting game to tell me to get yeah, we just got done playing it. You were too late, bro

[05:32:26] Fuck me. You'll be five bucks. I'll give you five bucks when I see you

[05:32:30] I'll give you five bucks. I see it. It's just so annoying that I hate steam. I hate steam

[05:32:36] Okay, Jason. Listen, listen, let's let's one be one in Rainbow Six and then after one be one in fortnight

[05:32:43] You know completely down. I'm loading it up right now. So do you think you beat me in either game?

[05:32:48] Fortnight you got me siege gonna be a battle gonna be a battle

[05:32:54] Yeah, why haven't you seen the battle siege are general I don't play siege. I played maybe like four times

[05:32:59] How about this Lacey? How about this? How about if if I beat you?

[05:33:04] You give me one of those fucking bear bricks, okay, but what if I beat you in fortnight?

[05:33:10] I'll give you a honey. Oh

[05:33:16] No, no, no, I don't want to wager anything Lacey verse Jay shop siege 1v1

[05:33:24] Go let's go let's go let's go let's go

[05:33:28] So let me ask you something now

[05:33:30] I have my stream showing the gameplay of my face. Do you have your stream showing my face or the camera just for me and you to look at each other?

[05:33:40] No, I'm going to use this to put your camera on the screen for my stream.

[05:33:44] How do you do that?

[05:33:46] The same way you're doing it.

[05:33:48] But my stream is looking at my game and me right now.

[05:33:52] Yeah.

[05:33:53] They're not looking at you.

[05:33:55] Oh, you got it. You got it like fraught me. Oh

[05:34:00] Wait, I have to update the game. How long is this gonna take?

[05:34:07] Unbelievable one-point four night wait, let me see how long it's gonna take first. Oh

[05:34:13] It's it'll be really quick. I'll be really quick. I'll be really quick. Got room for one more

[05:34:25] You know what?

[05:34:27] I'm going to go back to the moderator's spot.

[05:34:51] Oh my God.

[05:34:53] Oh, no, we're lagging

[05:35:01] Like my room

[05:35:04] Yeah, a while a long time yo

[05:35:11] Yes, yes, yes, how can we do it fair to be to yes

[05:35:16] I mean, I can get ladies, I must be the other person.

[05:35:20] Chad, how can we do a fair 2v2?

[05:35:23] You wanna do a 2v2, you and Jayshok.

[05:35:25] No, no, no, it's gotta be a fair one.

[05:35:27] It's gotta be actually fair, because.

[05:35:31] Who could go on the sketch?

[05:35:32] I don't know.

[05:35:34] Wait, let me ball.

[05:35:35] Okay, Chad, who matches, who matches Jayshok?

[05:35:41] Wait, Jayshok, join this group, Chad.

[05:35:46] Oh

[05:35:50] No, did you shut all right jays are turn your camera back on? Yeah, yeah, I got you. I got you

[05:35:58] What up shock how you doing bro excellent brother I miss you, bro

[05:36:08] Yeah, yeah fuck ass

[05:36:11] How can we do a right?

[05:36:13] What's your skill level it's each I'd say considering I beat a champ twice I'm pretty damn good

[05:36:23] I beat Tuskey twice.

[05:36:27] I'm getting in for that you were rank one is this true?

[05:36:31] No I'm champ 15 my real rank champ 15.

[05:36:36] Champ 15.

[05:36:38] Champ 15 all in all that's premium five secret rank.

[05:36:41] premium 5 secret rank when you go past cap you unlock premium 5 that's a new

[05:36:49] thing I haven't seen that yeah I know what's the word of the two v twos wait

[05:36:56] to lie lacy I would assume you're with Jay shock um who would be fair for me

[05:37:02] okay me and Jay shock versus you and what would you snappy you guys know

[05:37:09] Happy wait. Hey, how good are you like actually you actually a really good? I'm pretty good. Yeah, I think I'm pretty good

[05:37:15] So I get someone that's good then so I just get like Lee's

[05:37:18] Jack our ladies and Jay shop like that like are they like the same skill level?

[05:37:23] ladies

[05:37:26] Yeah, they're gonna fry you're saying no not even close

[05:37:30] Because I would wash him exactly

[05:37:35] Exactly

[05:37:37] I'll let you do Ron's kiss since you had his address.

[05:37:40] I'm trying to think here.

[05:37:42] Create a posting, no, TikTok, chill out.

[05:37:45] They're saying...

[05:37:46] Thank you guys for the gift so much.

[05:37:47] You gotta tap the screen.

[05:37:48] Tap the screen.

[05:37:49] Pascal?

[05:37:50] Instagram Live?

[05:37:51] TikTok Live.

[05:37:52] Wait, can't you not curse on TikTok?

[05:37:55] I don't need a band.

[05:37:56] No, it's okay.

[05:37:57] It's all saying everything like insanely crazy,

[05:38:00] but you can curse.

[05:38:01] Okay.

[05:38:02] Like a band.

[05:38:04] Who could you get, Ron?

[05:38:05] What about sketch? What about sketch, Jayshak?

[05:38:09] Call him. Call him. No, sketch is good. He's good.

[05:38:15] Those are damn good. You expect my brother like that?

[05:38:20] He's amazing. Do you want me to get someone that I know?

[05:38:26] I don't know if you're going to feel comfortable with playing with someone you don't know what I know.

[05:38:32] unless you want to do you and your friends me and Ron Jay shock

[05:38:38] Well as right, you know as right the guy that fucking screamed his ass off when he played Elden ring. Is he good?

[05:38:45] Yeah, he's pretty guy. I know so many good players guys. I want it. Oh

[05:38:52] Wait, they're saying they're saying Ray. They're saying Ray

[05:38:55] Ray, you know me and Ray versus you and Ron

[05:38:58] You're gonna put me without walking away. No me and you Ron first

[05:39:03] James talking way somehow oh raise better than you

[05:39:07] He beat me by one row could he wall-hacked?

[05:39:17] Yeah, who's better me array be honest I'll fart on you call Jinxie. No

[05:39:23] No, I'm not calling him.

[05:39:24] Um, I don't know, we gotta figure out a fair,

[05:39:27] we can do to Chatterley Haskell's live.

[05:39:31] You?

[05:39:32] Haskell's live.

[05:39:33] Exactly.

[05:39:35] Listen, you let me know, bro.

[05:39:37] I'm not gonna do 2v2, I'm just trying to think,

[05:39:39] Chahoo would actually be fair.

[05:39:40] Chahoo, there'll be someone not gonna make it for you.

[05:39:41] By the way, bro, I really liked your club performance,

[05:39:45] man, it was really good.

[05:39:48] You know what I mean?

[05:39:50] Yeah, no, the guy behind you.

[05:39:53] Yes, you wrong.

[05:39:55] What did you like?

[05:39:57] I like your debate team performance.

[05:40:00] So you want to do raw and lazy?

[05:40:02] Lazy is better than jinxie!

[05:40:04] I'm the wrong man of the jinxie.

[05:40:09] Big Chungus, oh my god!

[05:40:11] Who the f*** just sent me this on TikTok?

[05:40:15] Fucking TikTok dance party!

[05:40:17] It's like a friggin' crazy gift!

[05:40:20] That's a $200 gift!

[05:40:22] Oh shit

[05:40:25] You guys are crazy on tixxac bro

[05:40:28] You guys are insane these past couple nights man

[05:40:32] Jay shock you have a friend. That's not that good

[05:40:38] Not getting epic man the guy who said get after you want my dad to hop on he's not that good

[05:40:44] You and your dad versus me and Ron

[05:40:47] I wish oh my god

[05:40:52] Who the hell is sending these gifts?

[05:40:56] Yeah, J-Shock, can we invite your cameraman or no?

[05:41:00] Yeah, definitely, bro.

[05:41:04] Who's sending it in your chat? I want to smoke him out.

[05:41:08] He's fired.

[05:41:10] Alright, fuck it, J-Shock! J-Shock, let's do you and Sketch versus me and Ron.

[05:41:14] Okay, that's fine.

[05:41:16] Call Sketch, call Sketch.

[05:41:18] That's a little uneven to me. That's a little uneven for me.

[05:41:20] for me. How? I'm not good. Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine. I don't want to pull up sketches

[05:41:26] phone though. I just wanna get one day in mic, bro. You literally might as well get mic.

[05:41:31] I don't want to pull up sketches phone. I got sketches DC at R6. Yeah, E-Nicky, thank

[05:41:37] you for the five gifts. Thank you. You don't say thank you right now. It's Choco

[05:41:43] o'clock who the yo just do you and Jay

[05:41:47] stop first Ronald is all right let's

[05:41:49] run it it's gonna be a 7-0 you and

[05:41:52] ladies what do you want me and ladies

[05:41:54] unfair that's what i might have no

[05:41:55] spending get laid but it's gonna be a

[05:41:57] fucking 7-0

[05:41:58] you're gonna call sketch he's not gonna

[05:42:06] pick up

[05:42:07] collab with people he's not gonna he's

[05:42:09] not gonna want to play i could get

[05:42:11] Who's that he's a good player. He's really good like how good

[05:42:21] Lacey what would I call him and I gotta say the word right now we're wasting time well whose team is he gonna be on

[05:42:29] Ronaldo at to ski or me and to ski against you and run

[05:42:34] I'm calling him

[05:42:36] This is Lacey and Pebe. You could do that.

[05:42:39] I'm going to shoot you right now.

[05:42:41] So you're getting the best ranked player in the game to get on your team?

[05:42:46] I beat him twice so he's not that good.

[05:42:48] Oh, gosh.

[05:42:50] But he was just washed when I beat him.

[05:42:53] Wow, he's missing the best opportunity with Lifetime.

[05:42:56] You sick bastard!

[05:42:58] All right.

[05:43:02] What about Snappy? You guys gotta know who Snappy is, right?

[05:43:05] all the masks and shit no is he good I'm gonna yeah he's really good I'm gonna

[05:43:12] call us Canadian ass right now I need to get neutered you have to get you say

[05:43:20] you have to get neutered what the fuck is G shot a pet dog

[05:43:32] How good are you like actually like discover one the time though like so we get actually get the one the nine

[05:43:36] Get the one the nine. I think I'm a six point nine

[05:43:41] Okay, okay, let's say James. Let's say let's say James is a five. Where do you rank?

[05:43:46] nappy

[05:43:48] Can you turn your us? Hello?

[05:43:52] Do you want to play on my team versus Lacey and Ronaldo?

[05:43:57] All right, well then get the fuck in here wait

[05:44:02] I'm breaking snappy wait who's snappy what rank is he he's a disgusting

[05:44:07] Mollie the champ yo me and Ron don't play the game Jay shop I'm on right

[05:44:13] please pick it even up a team I'm a break zero compared to these guys

[05:44:19] Why are you putting an ice-cold emo? What is this?

[05:44:22] He's getting a pro!

[05:44:24] As right or snappy?

[05:44:28] One of them is okay and one of them is really good.

[05:44:30] Snappy's really, really good.

[05:44:36] You gotta tell me right now.

[05:44:38] I mean, whoever, whoever, whoever.

[05:44:40] Alright, I'm just inviting them.

[05:44:42] We gotta get the show on the road!

[05:44:44] The funniest Canadian bastard you'll ever meet.

[05:44:51] Snappy's way better than Jeezy, by the way.

[05:44:53] Oh, so he lost.

[05:44:55] Snappy's a pro.

[05:44:58] I beat him twice.

[05:45:01] Edward, happy birthday.

[05:45:04] Oh, fuck, I gotta do cameos.

[05:45:07] What?

[05:45:10] Yeah, stop booking the cameos

[05:45:15] Sir pineapple, okay, bad sir pineapple, bro

[05:45:22] Yes, actually I got when I came home to resume you I got 50

[05:45:31] Snappy

[05:45:34] Yo snappy, how good are you bro?

[05:45:40] Yeah, put together.

[05:45:41] Why they have to put the mic?

[05:45:42] One of the best.

[05:45:44] One of the worst, I said.

[05:45:45] One of the worst.

[05:45:46] Definitely not.

[05:45:47] Highbyte said this isn't even going to be fun.

[05:45:50] Yeah, that's what he told me, too.

[05:45:51] He said the exact same thing.

[05:45:53] Definitely not.

[05:45:56] Oh, I'm going in right now.

[05:45:58] I'm about to play this game.

[05:45:59] Well, I'm not playing versus a pro.

[05:46:01] Thanks to Christian Pokemon.

[05:46:02] Can you mod on TikTok?

[05:46:05] He said, what are you doing?

[05:46:07] Christian.

[05:46:08] And you mind on?

[05:46:09] No, mod.

[05:46:10] Jarvis, I said ma, not mine.

[05:46:12] Who's Jarvis?

[05:46:16] Jarvis, how big is my Johnson?

[05:46:21] Yep, nine inches.

[05:46:22] You wanna say that out loud?

[05:46:26] Yeah, unbelievable.

[05:46:29] Okay, Snappy, you ready?

[05:46:30] Yeah, I'm running right now.

[05:46:31] All right, Snappy, you can only use the pistol.

[05:46:34] Ooh, don't let him do that.

[05:46:37] That's his best gun.

[05:46:38] We need

[05:46:44] You're good. You're good. You're good. I just need you guys to lock in and remind me wait

[05:46:52] The sea server they're down what?

[05:46:56] Yeah, I can't buy anyone

[05:46:59] Snappy, can you take your mic out of your fucking fish tank and put it next to your mic?

[05:47:03] Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, I couldn't even hear you.

[05:47:07] I barely hear you.

[05:47:08] I just got out of bed bro.

[05:47:10] There he is.

[05:47:12] Wait so we can't even play?

[05:47:15] No I'm going to restart my game.

[05:47:17] It's lying.

[05:47:18] Oh no I gotta close my blinds.

[05:47:20] Yo we need an extra person.

[05:47:22] I'm not about to play for the game.

[05:47:23] Yo solid water with the five geese did.

[05:47:26] Thank you bro.

[05:47:29] Yo, uh Lacey, somebody imitated us.

[05:47:33] My fucking feet just fell apart!

[05:47:37] What?

[05:47:38] My blood!

[05:47:41] It just fucking fell off my head!

[05:47:45] No!

[05:47:47] What the fuck?

[05:47:49] Brother!

[05:47:53] Oh, shit!

[05:47:58] Look up Snappy's TikTok.

[05:48:01] Yo, I can't even close my blinds now. My whole blinds has fell off.

[05:48:08] I want it with the gift of stubs. Yo, lazy, somebody imitated us. That's Shimmer University.

[05:48:16] Who did?

[05:48:19] Someone on TikTok imitated us.

[05:48:22] They shock half-sum.

[05:48:25] All-way incident.

[05:48:27] This is too good. Yes, bro. Yes, it's better than jinks. Yo, God

[05:48:41] Yes, way better than you

[05:48:43] We're both gonna fry you. We're gonna fry you

[05:48:48] Let's do me and Ron versus Lacey and snappy that's fair

[05:48:57] What if we do us three vs snappy?

[05:49:01] Tiktok robot!

[05:49:03] It's a $100 gift!

[05:49:04] What is wrong with you people?

[05:49:07] No, we're never...

[05:49:08] We're never playing this game.

[05:49:09] I'm sorry guys, you guys are going crazy with the gifts tonight.

[05:49:12] Why does Tiktok have this much energy?

[05:49:16] This is ridiculous, bro.

[05:49:18] Are we going to start this game or am I going to go jerking in the bathroom?

[05:49:21] No, I need to invite Brian. I need to invite Brian.

[05:49:24] Lazy, should we watch this video on the screen right there?

[05:49:26] Sure.

[05:49:27] Word you posted I'm gonna react to it. Yeah, it's not my just cool

[05:49:34] Yeah, yo yo, I just woke up though I just woke up them

[05:49:43] He's not even

[05:49:55] He's not even live right now

[05:49:57] I'm trying to play the game

[05:49:59] Yes, open up

[05:50:01] That's my roommate, they shot it

[05:50:03] Oh, yeah that's my roommate

[05:50:05] Congrats on 100k

[05:50:07] Yes, open up

[05:50:09] I'm watching it

[05:50:11] He's going IRL

[05:50:13] He is

[05:50:15] Yeah, Ascle is

[05:50:17] He keeps killing me in the game

[05:50:19] He keeps killing me in the game

[05:50:21] I just want to play

[05:50:23] So Haskell just keeps killing me

[05:50:25] He's killing me with a fucking siege, he's beating a jackass!

[05:50:31] Dude, Hath was one of the funniest guys on that campus, bro.

[05:50:37] Yo, Jayson, bro. You ready to play?

[05:50:39] We're gonna do it. Let's do 1v3, yeah?

[05:50:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be the one.

[05:50:43] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:50:45] Lacy.

[05:50:46] Yeah.

[05:50:47] Lacy.

[05:50:48] Wait, stop it!

[05:50:49] What is your idea about a multi-stream on YouTube?

[05:50:51] What?

[05:50:52] I don't know I didn't like it. I didn't like it because I had to be so careful about like

[05:50:57] Play music did like I didn't be so careful about

[05:51:03] When you cross stream on YouTube you can't show any third-party videos you can't jerk it you can't play music

[05:51:13] Wait, so how do you use an audio splitter? What does that do?

[05:51:17] Wait, so you gotta add me

[05:51:19] Basically it makes it so that when you get on the game or if you play music ever the check in here, but the VODs don't hear

[05:51:26] No, just like why are you sure can it on twitch anyways in the first place dude?

[05:51:30] Because the brexter is underneath the table

[05:51:34] Let me ask you one more question

[05:51:36] I have one more question. It's a technical question. Maybe when I come there you can show me the exact support sometimes

[05:51:43] sometimes when I

[05:51:45] When I stream music

[05:51:47] I'll get like a little copyright twitch email. I'm at the same with my vod that I have to manually turn them on how do I

[05:51:54] Like publish my vods without the music I play

[05:52:03] How about I take that headset and throw it out the fucking window

[05:52:10] And you've been human for years man you're part of the debate club. I thought you were smart

[05:52:17] I don't know

[05:52:19] Add me on siege bro

[05:52:21] My name is Lacey himself under score

[05:52:25] L-A-C-Y-H-I-M-S-E

[05:52:32] L-F-UnderScore

[05:52:38] How do I even get friend requests?

[05:52:40] I just had to see you. I just had to see you. I need Ron

[05:52:44] Yeah, I guess I might kick you from this lobby. I'm not feeling a whole lot of energy from you right now

[05:52:52] Yeah, I'm good brah. I'm good. I just woke up brah

[05:52:57] Bro, I had my water brah. I don't see him

[05:53:03] Shock a block I just invited you daddy. All right. I added you all just shock I

[05:53:10] Have not been invited brah. Oh my god

[05:53:14] Michael with a fly over thank you, bro. It's a fly over

[05:53:22] We have we have

[05:53:26] One one hundred and forty one thousand diamonds on tiktok guys. You guys are giving me a big big big erection

[05:53:38] Are you ready?

[05:53:39] You're gonna join the game or not Lacey

[05:53:41] I'm trying to make stable from request because you spelled my name out Lucas H with the five gifted. Thank you, bro

[05:53:48] The goal is 2,500 tonight. Yeah, wait, what I don't have an idea

[05:53:54] Oh, there you go, Lacey's here Lacey make sure you mute my mic when I get in the game

[05:53:58] What's your name?

[05:54:00] Hold on, I gotta load up in a second.

[05:54:03] No, me advise you.

[05:54:05] My name is stable. I flip tables.

[05:54:08] I don't have TV but I got cable.

[05:54:11] Okay.

[05:54:12] I actually said that exact bar on Max's stream.

[05:54:16] Almost. That was like all of the exact bar.

[05:54:18] You can read a book called the Fable.

[05:54:21] I don't print drip by just print labels.

[05:54:24] Oh, shit.

[05:54:26] You want to have me?

[05:54:28] Alright, alright, alright, alright.

[05:54:30] Stable.

[05:54:31] Put me in here.

[05:54:32] I keep going, bro.

[05:54:33] Keep going.

[05:54:34] Oh, no.

[05:54:35] I feel for a lie.

[05:54:36] I'm just having a break.

[05:54:37] Okay.

[05:54:38] I can go all night, bro.

[05:54:39] Fuck it.

[05:54:40] It's been a freestyle, AJ.

[05:54:41] Shot.

[05:54:42] Play a beat.

[05:54:43] Put a freestyle in it.

[05:54:44] Put it behind the back.

[05:54:45] Put it in the ball.

[05:54:46] Bitch, I feel like John Wall.

[05:54:48] I feel like Chris Paul.

[05:54:50] I don't know any other basketball players with their last name, Paul.

[05:54:54] Matter of fact, I just thought of one of the names of Jamal. He's so dark. He looked like Darth Maul

[05:55:01] He kind of dark and kind of evil

[05:55:03] Matter of fact, he's talking like evil can evil wait a minute

[05:55:06] He kind of laughing like he's homie weasel matter of fact. He's doesn't like the demon devils

[05:55:11] Wait a minute. So easy. I feel like laughing like I lost the powers. I feel like Dr. Evil

[05:55:16] I feel like stable front man. He ain't got the Beatles. Oh

[05:55:20] Ah, ah, ah, can we play a game before I get tired and go to bed and jerk a dame?

[05:55:27] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[05:55:29] Sorry!

[05:55:30] Yo, you read play!

[05:55:33] Yeah, bro, what is happening, bro?

[05:55:35] Let's go and play a game.

[05:55:36] Are you in a gaming montage or are you playing this painting game?

[05:55:40] Yeah, well, you got on an hour and a half after the painting game.

[05:55:44] I had to pack my bag to come see you.

[05:55:50] I can't wait to sleep with you

[05:55:59] How do you delete a clip from this corner? I want all here delete method

[05:56:06] Yes, sir rock. We got a freestyle Jay shot best rapper pick up to ski. I'm to ski's wife

[05:56:12] Just his wife slide into my DMs

[05:56:14] Well, hey, all of a sudden.

[05:56:20] You're coming to the courthouse this weekend!

[05:56:34] Shall we go to the shooting range?

[05:56:36] Yeah, it's at the top of the stand.

[05:56:38] It's going to be good for me.

[05:56:39] I'm at the top of your list.

[05:56:40] At the top of your list.

[05:56:41] I'm actually good at this game, by the way, Charlie.

[05:56:43] I'm going to consider selling my bro.

[05:56:45] Hold on.

[05:56:46] I think you're going to be filthy at this game, bro.

[05:56:48] Yeah, should I move my setup, bro?

[05:56:50] Yeah, try it.

[05:56:51] It won't work.

[05:56:52] I want to pull my setup.

[05:56:53] I want to put it against the wall, bro.

[05:56:55] You could do that.

[05:56:57] I might actually be considered as selling my bro in this game.

[05:57:00] I want to put it against the wall.

[05:57:02] I'll put the cameras right now, you man.

[05:57:04] Hey, uh, crash tree with the subprime, appreciate you.

[05:57:08] These shall freestyle for the clock.

[05:57:11] Okay.

[05:57:13] Hey, there's a clock on the wall, there's a clock on my wrist,

[05:57:17] there's a clock when I pull up and I'd have to take a pinch.

[05:57:20] Uh, uh, uh, D&T taking a big, uh, D&T blowing up,

[05:57:24] I got the fifth.

[05:57:25] Uh, uh, uh, got the rack, got the stack.

[05:57:28] Uh, uh, uh, uh, they more got the cash, uh, uh, uh,

[05:57:32] Why you f**king blast?

[05:57:37] Can you please die the f**king game?

[05:57:43] I don't have a gun.

[05:57:47] Push your name on?

[05:57:49] Are you?

[05:57:55] Oh, wait.

[05:58:01] Wait.

[05:58:03] Hold me save invite. I invited you

[05:58:07] Wait, Jay shock are you playing? Oh my god?

[05:58:10] Just a freaking are you in a console Jay shock?

[05:58:14] Yeah, I

[05:58:16] Even know you should know

[05:58:18] Not as a no nod is it now?

[05:58:21] Yeah

[05:58:23] Not be a problem. There he is. You don't like you don't like PC Jay shop

[05:58:28] Never I never the only time I play on PC with a shimmer you

[05:58:31] really yeah but I brought my controller all squad members need to be

[05:58:36] complete the condition all right so I'm sending it snappy you want me to promote

[05:58:40] you to leader you can set it up I got you sure of course of course

[05:58:47] should I go back blonde bro I know people keep saying no but I really wanted to go blonde again

[05:58:52] what do you want Oregon I'm down to go back with you where you going blonde buzzer

[05:58:56] blonde like hair. I'm down to go blonde hair. I'm down to go blonde hair but I'll

[05:59:02] bleach all my hair. Yeah, we should do it. I'm down to do whatever.

[05:59:08] I'm like what kind of blonde though? What kind of blonde? What if we did like the

[05:59:13] Benchwormers blonde? You know Benchwormers? What blonde is that? What blonde is that?

[05:59:18] Like Richie? You never see the Benchwormers? No. Look up Benchwormers and that's the

[05:59:26] Chat Chat should I surprise to shop with a PC when he comes to LA?

[05:59:31] Oh my then you could see the cast of the movie and their hair

[05:59:38] Yo, can we start the game everybody's in yeah, I'm standing it up. He's heading up. All right, we're gonna

[05:59:45] Chase I'm gonna be me you and Ron first snappy

[05:59:48] Okay, we wait wait wait wait wait that's unfair. How it's a little crazy, dude

[05:59:54] Okay, wait, you guys want bands on or no, you want bands? Yeah. Yeah

[06:00:01] Okay

[06:00:09] Shock bands or no, bro. Yeah, man, man, man, Chabana

[06:00:14] Not like like operator bands, bro

[06:00:16] Yes, dude.

[06:00:22] Yes.

[06:00:28] Tonight.

[06:00:33] Yo, Jayshack, you got any black ice?

[06:00:35] Oh, I got them all. I'll show you them in a second. I just gotta fix my audio.

[06:00:40] Why does this have to happen?

[06:00:44] I

[06:00:49] Shut the

[06:00:51] No

[06:00:58] Wait who is it me and snappy or is it what is what are we doing sure?

[06:01:06] All right, no, no, it's me

[06:01:10] First of what first of like nine or seven what teams are we doing?

[06:01:14] I put it on

[06:01:19] Okay, okay

[06:01:26] That's they want to do I don't know

[06:01:38] Okay

[06:01:44] Okay, snapy, I'll call you snapy, I'll call you.

[06:01:47] Alright, leave the fuck out of this is our call. Get the fuck out of here.

[06:01:51] Oh God.

[06:01:53] Or should we go somewhere around?

[06:01:56] No, no, no, this is the way it's already set up. We got this bro.

[06:01:59] Wait, I just sent you a printer.

[06:02:02] Snapy, I sent you a printer first.

[06:02:04] Stay in this call, J-Shox, stay in this call.

[06:02:06] Hello, hello, hello? Oh, fuck my cam.

[06:02:08] Oh, I don't know J-Shox cam anymore.

[06:02:10] Wait, so how good are you on a 10? Be honest.

[06:02:13] I mean, like, 5, 10, 10.

[06:02:19] OK, but compared to J-Shock, how good are you?

[06:02:22] J-Shock's pretty good, bro.

[06:02:23] Is he actually?

[06:02:24] J-Shock is pretty good, bro.

[06:02:25] J-Shock is insane in seeds, bro.

[06:02:27] He's like one of the best.

[06:02:29] I'm not going to troll with you, bro.

[06:02:31] That's right, though.

[06:02:33] I think we're going to win no diff, you know what I mean?

[06:02:35] I think we're going to win for sure.

[06:02:37] OK.

[06:02:38] Now, J-Shock is one of the best in the game, for sure.

[06:02:40] Well, I'll tell you this right now.

[06:02:42] I'm actually, I actually used to be a pro.

[06:02:44] Oh, for real?

[06:02:45] Yes.

[06:02:46] So it's a bit easy then.

[06:02:47] Yes.

[06:02:48] Yes, I'm actually very, very good at some stuff.

[06:02:49] I'm actually very good at some stuff.

[06:02:50] No, but I'm not kidding.

[06:02:50] Raw is actually not bad.

[06:02:51] So you gotta actually kill raw.

[06:02:53] No, we got it.

[06:02:54] We got it.

[06:02:55] We got it.

[06:02:56] We got it.

[06:02:57] Chad, I'm one of the best.

[06:02:58] In fact, I'm actually one of the best.

[06:03:00] Wait, how do we start it?

[06:03:02] Oh, someone else is the leader.

[06:03:03] I'm not me.

[06:03:04] I'm giving someone else.

[06:03:05] I'm guessing it's J-Shock.

[06:03:12] I

[06:03:15] Bro Jinx he's better than you. Well, I fucking hope gee are you better than Jinx he's happy? Oh

[06:03:22] I don't know man. Jinx is pretty good. Jinx. He's pretty good

[06:03:27] She's pretty good of only I've only seven Odom. I think I've seven over like ten times now

[06:03:31] We wouldn't be like but what you be Jinx he's seven. Oh, I mean it was

[06:03:36] It was close though

[06:03:38] It was close. Oh, no, we win. We win by mile

[06:03:42] You would think that your skill in fortnight would transfer to other shooters, but it doesn't are you fucking delusional?

[06:03:52] Yo, Jay shock start the game

[06:03:55] Jack predicts out. I promise you want to vote for me as Nappy. We're not losing this

[06:04:00] What's that act?

[06:04:03] Are we started he's never gonna start

[06:04:12] Uh, is it not you that's, uh, leader?

[06:04:15] I'm leader?

[06:04:21] No, J-Shock.

[06:04:22] Everyone's ready to upload J-Shock in Shox Mudder.

[06:04:24] I've been trying to start this game for 40 minutes.

[06:04:41] I'm going to go put some pants on up there.

[06:04:43] Okay.

[06:04:51] J-Shox waiting for you, waiting for us to lie.

[06:04:53] We're both ready to op.

[06:05:08] Chat, tell Ron to tell J-Shox to start it, please.

[06:05:11] He's not the host.

[06:05:37] No he's not, Snappy's running up!

[06:05:44] Kai's coming for me now.

[06:05:53] Well, you chat, why can't the core boys go to a Ludwig streamer games?

[06:06:23] Jason is why I mean I wasn't invited so I I mean Ludwig didn't invite me so I'm not really but why can't like round go

[06:06:46] I promise I'm gonna just get off the game

[06:06:53] I'm the new squad leader.

[06:07:20] Did J-Shock close his game?

[06:07:30] No, no, no, no, no. J-Shock, just join me.

[06:07:35] I'm gonna be locked in for real.

[06:07:37] I'm gonna be locked in for real.

[06:07:40] Where's J-Shock?

[06:07:44] Where's J-Shock, O'Clock?

[06:07:47] How do I invite J-Shock back?

[06:07:50] Oh, he probably always remaking lobby remaking. Yeah, but I have the okay

[06:08:12] Okay, anybody wrong

[06:08:14] What?

[06:08:44] It says I'm in his lobby, but I'm not

[06:09:06] Are we good I don't know I'm not it's I'm not in

[06:09:09] I've never had one hour to set up a Rainbow Six lobby in my life.

[06:09:16] Add me, add me, add me, this is my Ubisoft.

[06:09:22] What's your name?

[06:09:23] I came to copy and paste it.

[06:09:32] Okay, does that is you it actually took longer to make a four-person r6 lobby then it took

[06:09:48] to do a 12-person mecha chameleon lobby I

[06:09:50] I

[06:09:55] Hold up

[06:09:59] Listen, bro, we gonna be locked in I'm not tripping about it. You know what I mean?

[06:10:03] Hey, yeah, I don't I'm just not getting any advice. I don't know

[06:10:20] I got a research message.

[06:10:22] Oh my God, I'm about to just hop out.

[06:10:24] Go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it.

[06:10:28] Are you from Canada?

[06:10:30] Whoa, the tele-federal, bro. How do you have that information, bro?

[06:10:33] Well, I just tell from your accent.

[06:10:35] I don't know, bro. That is extremely federally, bro.

[06:10:41] I have actual ops, bro. I actually have ops.

[06:10:45] You have ops?

[06:10:47] I have Ops, though.

[06:10:50] I actually have Ops, crowd.

[06:10:54] Who the fuck are your Ops?

[06:10:57] Dangerous people, dude.

[06:10:59] He's from the Six.

[06:11:04] I genuinely have dangerous people I have to look out for, I?

[06:11:08] Yeah

[06:11:20] Are we good, bro load it back in now

[06:11:31] Please wait while we connect to you. Oh, this is like

[06:11:34] Okay, wait, all right, invite me.

[06:11:44] Okay, accept.

[06:11:49] All right, I mean.

[06:11:53] I just go.

[06:11:57] Don't think J-Shox had to cut some lobby up.

[06:12:01] My leader?

[06:12:02] Nope.

[06:12:04] Now your leader, yes.

[06:12:11] So is the problem that J-Shox starting the lobby on console and then shifting party leader

[06:12:23] and that's why it's not working?

[06:12:29] Why can't we hear Shocking Rod because they want to do a fucking 2v2.

[06:12:33] So now I don't have a Ron or J-Shox POV.

[06:12:58] I just went from a fucking me and Jayshark 1v1 to now a pro 2v2, bro.

[06:13:10] Okay, let's go.

[06:13:16] I'm ready.

[06:13:18] Let's go.

[06:13:21] It's time to win, Lacey. It's time to win.

[06:13:23] Let's do it. Come on, game time.

[06:13:28] I don't know, Messi, I don't know.

[06:13:38] I just got a target band.

[06:13:48] I

[06:13:51] Just got target banned

[06:13:55] I'm gonna be

[06:14:00] I'm going out noise. I'm sure

[06:14:08] The fuck was that you saw a baby you like it I got switch to him side

[06:14:13] No, no, my background is always the screen chosen wait that wasn't you that's a soundboard

[06:14:22] Secure the bombs me snappy takes Adderall the fuck that's it no I don't know I don't know

[06:14:32] I don't know I don't know I don't know what you said that but you banned them under your

[06:14:36] chat you take Adderall bro I don't look at the bomb plan your offenses accordingly

[06:14:43] Who said that?

[06:14:43] I don't know.

[06:14:44] Who said that in your chat, bro?

[06:14:45] I don't know.

[06:14:45] Some dude.

[06:14:46] Bandy, and Bandy, and Bandy, and Bandy, and Bandy, and Bandy.

[06:14:50] 10 seconds to insertion.

[06:14:52] You been on?

[06:14:52] Yeah, I've been on.

[06:14:54] You are secured.

[06:14:55] YouTube intro.

[06:14:55] Look, look, I've got posters on YouTube.

[06:14:58] Anyone that says that?

[06:14:59] Anyone that says that?

[06:15:00] The bomb located by officer.

[06:15:02] It's a weird answer, though.

[06:15:04] I think one might be on the roof.

[06:15:32] I'm not sure what that is.

[06:15:39] It's a little bit of a bug.

[06:15:44] Nice!

[06:15:47] That'd be nice!

[06:15:54] Lit fire!

[06:15:57] Lit fire!

[06:16:01] Fire

[06:16:07] Yeah, why do you sell like you're underground

[06:16:31] apparently they said no roaming no roaming what happened to your mic dude it

[06:16:43] sounds like you're it sounds like you're in fucking like like like I don't need

[06:16:46] underwater or some shit no no my bad bro my bad my bad you pop the

[06:16:51] Goya I had to put on the suit what does that mean you need to put on the

[06:16:55] suit

[06:16:57] What that way I can play inside the fire and outside the fire

[06:17:02] Okay, one pant leg in one pant leg out

[06:17:08] Door half open door half closed you know

[06:17:17] You know what I mean, I know

[06:17:19] Brother, what the fuck are you wearing?

[06:17:23] What do you mean?

[06:17:25] You went to Goyo, so I went okay, let me lock in.

[06:17:28] I put a suit on.

[06:17:31] My teammate just put a real life hat on.

[06:17:34] Oh my god, my teammate just put a real life hat on.

[06:17:37] I'm just trying to lock in.

[06:17:40] Okay, yeah.

[06:17:41] No, I am trying to lock in.

[06:17:49] I saw an arched up teddy bear. Wait, can sight be downstairs or up? Does it matter?

[06:17:58] I don't know. You're supposed to be the pro. Yes, we're sighting. The fuck do you mean to

[06:18:08] You don't know!

[06:18:09] I don't know.

[06:18:10] You can be advised to drill a hole in the bomb, don't you?

[06:18:13] Be the bomb in location and defuse it.

[06:18:25] Gavagol is a search warrant!

[06:18:27] Gavagol is a search warrant!

[06:18:29] Nobody move!

[06:18:30] What?

[06:18:31] Where are they?

[06:18:32] They're calling me!

[06:18:33] Gavagol is a search warrant!

[06:18:35] Show me your hands!

[06:18:36] What is that noise?

[06:18:46] Let's go snappy!

[06:18:58] Stop bringing a bell every time you kill someone!

[06:19:02] Wait, what do you mean?

[06:19:05] Wait, what do you mean? What happened?

[06:19:11] Wait, do you have a cam you can put on a Discord or no?

[06:19:15] Let's try and glance. On a Discord?

[06:19:18] Yes.

[06:19:19] Wait, do you have a camera you can put on a Discord?

[06:19:24] What the fuck is that? Yeah, yeah, so I just I can put it on my stream

[06:19:34] Oh cameras disconnecting cameras disconnecting. What do you mean cameras is connecting cameras disconnecting?

[06:19:54] I

[06:20:07] Mean you're being held in a basement

[06:20:13] Did Mike's whole game just

[06:20:18] Yo, I think my whole shit just crashed

[06:20:24] Yeah, I don't even know what character I am

[06:20:32] I'm there

[06:20:54] We're on site.

[06:20:56] I'm going to see my camera and get the score.

[06:21:00] Hello?

[06:21:01] I can't see you right now.

[06:21:02] I'm in the middle of a battle.

[06:21:04] Snap you in the middle of a battle.

[06:21:07] Hello?

[06:21:12] Did you see me?

[06:21:14] Yes, yes, yes, I can see you, yes, I can see you, I can see you.

[06:21:16] Where's Tite at?

[06:21:17] Tite in the room.

[06:21:24] Be advised op for his location

[06:21:31] Bye-bye

[06:21:35] No man on the door here

[06:21:44] Yes

[06:21:46] We need 3v1. Oh, it's almost like I said that, but no one wants to fucking listen to Lacey ever.

[06:22:16] Yes, I've been, wait what? Oh yeah, I've been in a cop car.

[06:22:22] Yeah, the camera's not working bro, I'm gonna have to go get another camera.

[06:22:25] It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Don't worry, it's fine.

[06:22:28] I know, the camera's not working.

[06:22:33] The camera's not working.

[06:22:34] I

[06:22:45] Wait you broke your camera

[06:22:55] No, no, no, don't get another camera, it's fine bros fine. It's not a sign. You know mr. Pete

[06:23:04] Yo, you deadass remind me of like a doodoo that's how to lure children in.

[06:23:13] What?

[06:23:14] You guys, your drone is located above.

[06:23:19] Nice.

[06:23:20] It's so not right here.

[06:23:22] It's talking about.

[06:23:24] Five seconds to insertion.

[06:23:26] Come on!

[06:23:28] Nice.

[06:23:29] Nice.

[06:23:30] nice nice good fine sight good fine sight

[06:23:36] stop me to put belt out

[06:23:40] wait this guy is cheating

[06:23:43] oh this guy just locked on my head wait this guy just locked on my head lacy

[06:23:49] Sammy what the fuck you're dead this guy just locked on my head lacy

[06:23:52] lacy this guy just locked on my head

[06:23:58] I'm not playing shit on wait you're alive

[06:24:17] I

[06:24:47] Oh, little fucking dickhole!

[06:25:08] He's got a little dickhole!

[06:25:10] Fucking little cock hole through the fucking cock wall!

[06:25:17] Didn't even know you could make a little dick hole like that.

[06:25:19] Yo, Snappy!

[06:25:20] How did you die?

[06:25:24] Hello?

[06:25:31] Where did he go?

[06:25:39] Yo, I actually would have shit on J-Shock in a 1v1.

[06:25:47] I'm not even kidding.

[06:25:54] Superhero!

[06:25:59] I don't even want to know what fucking costume you have on right now.

[06:26:05] Superhero!

[06:26:14] Yo, why are you moaning? Why, why are you moaning?

[06:26:18] Are you jerking off?

[06:26:26] Superhero!

[06:26:28] Security area keep the bombs protected

[06:26:48] Actually w-cup come

[06:26:58] I need you to be locked.

[06:27:16] No, no, no, I'm good to go, baby.

[06:27:18] You got a approximation with the fishing room?

[06:27:22] Hey, how many fucking capocons do we have?

[06:27:27] We're already in place. I got five yet five

[06:27:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa

[06:27:53] You got a punch hole there?

[06:27:55] Oh, you got a hook?

[06:27:57] You got a hanged out?

[06:27:58] Bro, it blows you up, bro.

[06:27:59] It's gonna blow you up.

[06:28:00] Here you go.

[06:28:03] Hey, help me.

[06:28:08] Lock in.

[06:28:11] Yo, how are you dying to run?

[06:28:19] How are you dying to run?

[06:28:26] How are you pro dying to run?

[06:28:35] It's pretty far to me.

[06:28:43] It's pretty far with no intel.

[06:28:46] How long you know this guy dude?

[06:28:48] Who? Who?

[06:28:49] This guy on the other team.

[06:28:51] One pre-fire in both of us dude.

[06:28:53] I've known him for 3-4 years.

[06:29:01] I'll take your word on it. She's getting kind of pre-fired here, you know what I mean?

[06:29:04] Wait, what does that mean? Does that mean he's good?

[06:29:07] He should have just shot me through the floor last round.

[06:29:09] Kidding you not. Word to everything on everything I have here.

[06:29:13] This guy just shot me through the floor.

[06:29:15] shit so you think Ron's cheating no no I I'm not saying that but I did

[06:29:22] potentially just get shot through the floor last time how many hours young on

[06:29:29] this game snappy me yes

[06:29:45] 100,000?

[06:30:08] We're on there.

[06:30:15] Let's talk for you with me, brother

[06:30:20] They said no roaming chat what

[06:30:30] These bottom garage

[06:30:45] one on four remaining

[06:30:48] the trod just didn't feel like a shot

[06:30:52] yo people throw a drone in there and get on it

[06:30:57] throw a trophy

[06:31:08] we've been eliminated

[06:31:10] How do you have 6,000 hours and you suck?

[06:31:22] Have you ever played this game brother on the level 5?

[06:31:26] No!

[06:31:27] What?

[06:31:28] I'm being a copacabra.

[06:31:29] First sighted.

[06:31:30] I'm locking.

[06:31:31] I'm being a cop a cop.

[06:31:34] First sighted.

[06:31:38] I brought genuinely we lock in right now.

[06:31:40] I don't throw.

[06:31:41] Hey, you're allowed to roam.

[06:31:42] You're allowed to run by the way.

[06:31:43] Ron, Ron roamed last game.

[06:31:45] Ron roamed and went downstairs last game

[06:31:47] after they said no roaming.

[06:31:49] So you are allowed to roam.

[06:31:51] You are allowed to roll.

[06:32:01] I knew that we just have an old by now

[06:32:11] Didn't even upload you to the bomb

[06:32:15] Just woke up right out of bed. Jay shot calling me on my cell phone

[06:32:22] Yeah, bed

[06:32:31] found a bomb.

[06:32:36] 10 seconds left.

[06:32:38] What you want to bet when you target him outside and you

[06:32:40] lock him and run out?

[06:32:41] What do you say?

[06:32:42] What do you want?

[06:32:42] What do you want me to do?

[06:32:43] What do you want me to do?

[06:32:43] Target him outside.

[06:32:44] Come on over to me.

[06:32:45] I don't know what that means.

[06:32:46] What does it do?

[06:32:47] Come the gap.

[06:32:48] Let me get out of the back over here now.

[06:32:50] Come here.

[06:32:51] Let me here.

[06:32:52] Don't wake him up.

[06:32:54] Stay clear of this.

[06:32:57] Barricade up.

[06:33:00] Baby, I'm home!

[06:33:06] Nice.

[06:33:07] I didn't hit the entire day, so I think I hit the baby, but I got it.

[06:33:09] Good shit, Snappy!

[06:33:11] Good shit, Snappy!

[06:33:13] Daaad!

[06:33:16] Can I ring the bell?

[06:33:18] Yes, ring the bell, that you deserve with that one.

[06:33:20] It's not too loud, no?

[06:33:25] No, no, no, it's not.

[06:33:26] Do you like it?

[06:33:27] Yeah, I like your bell. I like your bell. It's a cool bell.

[06:33:28] Appreciate it bro, appreciate it bro, appreciate it bro.

[06:33:33] We'll say that?

[06:33:34] Well, if the site's been in the same spot every game.

[06:33:37] Believe him out of water?

[06:33:40] No roaming, they said.

[06:33:42] So, leaving no roaming,

[06:33:44] Ron roamed last game and went downstairs

[06:33:46] and killed him off spawn.

[06:33:47] Can you believe him out of water?

[06:33:49] What do you mean you're out of water?

[06:33:51] God damn, water bottles empty,

[06:33:53] a paid $200 to work there.

[06:33:55] He named it as, you know?

[06:33:56] And instead of water doesn't refill itself. You think for $200

[06:34:06] W Ron and Jay shock let me out of all the fuck this happened wrote my YouTube video just got fucking finesse and live live actions

[06:34:26] I

[06:34:31] You've been hired to perform a Gabba ghoul inspection on this residence, all right

[06:34:37] Okay

[06:34:40] So they're not scoffing

[06:34:43] I follow me following you

[06:34:48] I don't have my radio on me

[06:34:56] All right listen brother we're gonna both repelling this window okay ready and three

[06:35:02] two one

[06:35:06] I don't want to say nothing but I just got pretty hard

[06:35:20] No, I'm not sure I'm right, bro. They shot me they killed me

[06:35:30] They killed me bro, they literally killed me

[06:35:35] You're not trolling

[06:35:37] So you did not just fall off them the roof last round. No, I don't fall off the roof

[06:35:42] I got shot through the window. He pre-fired me. Oh

[06:35:45] Oh the guy that might be Ron stole your collab and his shitting on you. Okay. Thanks chat. Thanks for rubbing in my face, bro

[06:35:56] Secure the ball. He's not gonna shot me to the floor last round, so I'm not sure either dude. I don't know what's going on this season

[06:36:02] I feel like we need, we need more teammates. What do you think?

[06:36:05] We need more teammates

[06:36:07] I feel like we need more teammates, you see five of these people?

[06:36:10] No, we do not need more teammates, all you need is me, the fucking pros.

[06:36:15] They're okay, dog!

[06:36:19] You hear the whole reason I'm 700 units old.

[06:36:21] Ten seconds.

[06:36:23] Propelling hostiles, I didn't realize.

[06:36:26] Oh, I like this.

[06:36:28] You guys want me? You doing all right?

[06:36:30] Nice.

[06:36:31] Keep an eye out for our four attempting to defuse your bombs.

[06:36:35] Baby, I hear you.

[06:36:38] Baty. Baty, baty, baty.

[06:36:41] Down, down, down.

[06:36:55] Prefired by gravity?

[06:36:56] You got pre-fired by gravity. Last one?

[06:36:58] I'm holding his ankle, Sampy.

[06:36:59] Hello!

[06:37:00] Get out of my way!

[06:37:02] No, no, no. I locked in. Here you go, bro.

[06:37:05] I can't see I can't see okay. Yeah

[06:37:15] Once on the staircase on the staircase

[06:37:35] you're

[06:37:44] exposed

[06:37:50] are you good sepi?

[06:37:52] hang up or nah

[06:37:54] getting pre-fired

[06:37:56] I

[06:38:04] The fuck is that what is that

[06:38:06] We're gonna peak

[06:38:36] Shut the fuck down!

[06:38:43] Yo, go where, Lacey?

[06:38:45] Yo, go where, Lacey?

[06:38:46] Come on, how do I hap-

[06:38:47] What do we play, dude?

[06:38:50] Uh, I'd say seven or eight.

[06:38:52] Okay, okay.

[06:38:55] Time to get this one here.

[06:39:01] You didn't even-

[06:39:02] Wait, I killed Ron?

[06:39:03] Say oh god, I 2D-1'd him!

[06:39:05] He to be one the brother. Holy shit. Yeah, I took you on them. I

[06:39:14] Even know that was me I

[06:39:19] Didn't know that was me

[06:39:27] Yo

[06:39:30] What's a 10 80 to y'all

[06:39:34] Yeah

[06:39:44] Yeah, what does that mean

[06:39:50] Well, you're gonna play another game while we're in a game

[06:39:53] I need a challenge

[06:39:56] You die I'm 2v1 what do you mean you need a challenge?

[06:40:06] Careful they're gonna be Romans you try to kill you off I'll spawn here

[06:40:23] I'm hearing

[06:40:37] Let's ring his phone since he wants to do the same thing to me, okay?

[06:40:50] Oh my god, who might be with me?

[06:40:52] I have no idea where he is.

[06:40:55] Recover my fr- my-

[06:41:00] Oh you and my! We need to find Homelander!

[06:41:04] Complaining?

[06:41:07] Oh you and me! We need to find Homelander!

[06:41:11] Oh you and me! We need to find Homelander!

[06:41:15] NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!

[06:41:17] Let's go!

[06:41:20] J-Shock has zero kills.

[06:41:29] Yeah, but I don't know what that... I mean, sure, but that's your mid.

[06:41:42] No, I don't have that on my two downloads.

[06:41:46] That's very good.

[06:41:49] Snappy's eating? Wait, what are you eating?

[06:41:52] I wish I was. You know, I didn't even have breakfast, dude?

[06:41:54] I was straight out of bed. I got the phone calls.

[06:41:57] What do you mean straight out of bed? It's 10 p.m.

[06:41:59] I got right up, and I was like, alright, let me lock in.

[06:42:03] You wake up at 10 p.m.?

[06:42:07] Well, brother, brother, brother, the clips will not farm themselves, dude.

[06:42:10] Hey, so I got a lot of seats all day every day.

[06:42:13] I stay on the 12 hour split farming all day go to bed when I can you know what I mean?

[06:42:17] I wake up when I hear.

[06:42:18] Okay.

[06:42:19] Here and there, bro.

[06:42:23] Let them come.

[06:42:25] Alright, you sure you don't want to download Battlefield?

[06:42:28] Real fast?

[06:42:29] No, not at all.

[06:42:30] I'm not, not at all.

[06:42:31] I mean, I want to download Battlefield, bro.

[06:42:33] What do you mean you don't want to download Battlefield?

[06:42:37] You don't want to download Battlefield?

[06:42:40] I never played Battlefield.

[06:42:42] I'm in the wall!

[06:42:54] How did you die?

[06:42:56] I was in the wall, you see.

[06:43:02] You want cops?

[06:43:04] Yeah, give me cops if he comes.

[06:43:11] I

[06:43:19] Guess think you're gonna want to finish them off

[06:43:24] Oh my god, bro, oh my god, let's go to fuck you. I just gave Jay shock his first fucking tail

[06:43:33] Please you did just relax

[06:43:35] Everything's well. We have to win this game. We have to win this round or he moves

[06:43:39] No, no, no, no the same match point bro. Well, let's see. Oh, I first bro. No, I haven't died first a single game

[06:43:48] Not a single game if I died first

[06:43:51] chill out, bro

[06:43:55] Let's go

[06:43:59] All right, let's see this is what we're gonna do right now. We're gonna lock in you and me. All right, okay

[06:44:05] We're not losing hi

[06:44:07] Yes, when this boat pulls up we're gonna let it rip we will spin all the upside all right

[06:44:13] All right, you on the boat with me on the boat. I'm on the boat. Yeah

[06:44:17] All right, which one are you the guy driving or the guy in the turret? I'm the guy on the turret

[06:44:26] He's playing a whole different game by the way, but did he drone yet or do we know are you even play in the game?

[06:44:33] Why is it not drunk wait? Let me lock in I'm here my boat is stuck with something good

[06:44:40] Beach what boat?

[06:44:45] There's no boat in siege

[06:44:48] Let me lock in I got this come on

[06:44:51] We're side up hold up all right. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go

[06:44:58] Shit lacey, oh

[06:45:00] I was testing my gun out.

[06:45:02] We good?

[06:45:04] Yeah.

[06:45:06] Alright, let's go again.

[06:45:08] You go this way, I'm going to go around the window.

[06:45:10] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:45:12] I got it, brother.

[06:45:14] Got a girl in the back, she had a search warrant, nobody moved.

[06:45:18] Copy that, moving up.

[06:45:20] Lacey, I have full sight control on your back when you're now.

[06:45:22] We have got a helicopter over.

[06:45:24] I'm one. I'm one. I'm one. I'm one.

[06:45:44] I don't know what my shit does

[06:46:14] That's what we do

[06:46:25] That's what we do

[06:46:32] Matchpoint, come on, Stappy, matchpoint, matchpoint

[06:46:35] Matchpoints

[06:46:38] At least you got a Emmy helicopter in my range

[06:46:41] front of me

[06:46:43] What a helicopter they know their helicopters in this game

[06:46:47] This guy just knows where I am

[06:46:50] Are you joining sight? I don't know where it is

[06:46:53] Joining what are you talking about? I am. What are you talking about?

[06:46:58] Hello, let me lock in

[06:47:01] You are not a superior pilot. I am

[06:47:05] What are you talking?

[06:47:08] Hold up slide hold up sometimes. Yeah, let's slide only my teammates not even way

[06:47:18] Hold up, let me lock it here

[06:47:24] Telecopters will not go down

[06:47:28] Secure the area keep the bombs protected

[06:47:32] He's down

[06:47:33] I gotta put this down. All right, let's be locked in right here right now

[06:47:37] I don't know what you're talking about

[06:48:07] Uh, big door, because it got shot behind the wall last time, right?

[06:48:10] Okay.

[06:48:11] There you see it.

[06:48:13] Now you don't.

[06:48:14] Are they gonna push strong?

[06:48:16] Yeah, it's confirmed on main side.

[06:48:18] Main side, Lacey.

[06:48:19] Someone's parachuting above.

[06:48:28] Lacey, I'm taking heavy fire, Lacey.

[06:48:31] Cover, cover.

[06:48:32] How are you taking heavy fire?

[06:48:34] No one's been shot a gun yet.

[06:48:35] The bomb has been located by op 4.

[06:48:41] My helicopter's here, shot down.

[06:48:45] That was luckin' through.

[06:48:48] Yo, good mirror-wings, yo.

[06:48:53] One's pushing main as well.

[06:48:56] Someone's exposed.

[06:48:57] Yo, call me baby blue.

[06:48:58] She will give me gabba door.

[06:49:00] I'm full white, I'm full white.

[06:49:05] Nice!

[06:49:13] He's won! Nice!

[06:49:16] We win!

[06:49:20] Stop with the bell!

[06:49:35] Hey, Jay shock want some turkey want some turkey

[06:49:41] Hey enemy team want some turkey want some turkey some turkey locked in there

[06:49:50] Yo, Lacey, you were great out there, bro. I'll enjoy the other car with a call

[06:49:55] Yeah

[06:49:59] That's what we do

[06:50:01] I'm not gonna lie. I think me and Ron B. J. Shocking staffy. No, you don't know you don't

[06:50:31] You asked me!

[06:50:33] You asked me!

[06:50:35] Why are you so mean?

[06:50:37] Why are you so mean?

[06:50:39] Why are you so mean?

[06:50:41] You and Sabi vs me and Ron. I think we win that. I'm not even kidding.

[06:50:45] Okay, let's do that.

[06:50:47] Why are you so mean?

[06:50:49] Why are you so mean?

[06:50:51] Why are you so mean?

[06:50:53] I can reach out now.

[06:50:55] Why are you so mean?

[06:50:57] Why are you so mean?

[06:50:59] I don't know, he wasn't even playing the game, bro.

[06:51:04] He was playing a whole different game.

[06:51:06] No, no, Snappy, he was playing battle.

[06:51:29] I

[06:51:49] Re-batt what the fuck just happened

[06:51:54] That ass hello

[06:51:56] My whole fucking PC is crashed.

[06:52:01] No, thank God.

[06:52:03] No, Jayzak, I was shitting on you, bro.

[06:52:07] Oh, you went 1v1 against the fade?

[06:52:09] I'll fuck you up.

[06:52:10] I was shitting on you, Jayzak.

[06:52:12] Well, 1v1, I will...

[06:52:14] Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, please stop.

[06:52:16] No, let's not do it.

[06:52:17] Jayzak, I will shoot on you.

[06:52:19] I will shoot on you.

[06:52:20] Yeah, Jay, don't do it.

[06:52:21] Jay, don't do it.

[06:52:22] Jay, don't do it.

[06:52:23] Jay, don't do it.

[06:52:24] Oh my god, just give me a sub. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[06:52:34] All right. All right. I appreciate that though. That's gonna go to work. I'm fucking gay.

[06:52:40] I will work you, bro.

[06:52:44] I don't need no double as a rule.

[06:52:46] We're gonna fight for a bicycle, bro.

[06:52:48] What do you need in your rules?

[06:52:51] No prep phase. Coastline.

[06:52:53] Oh god.

[06:52:54] Wait, wait, wait, we're doing mad rules, right? 25 HP, 400 ping, no prep phase.

[06:52:58] I want to play you, 1v1.

[06:53:01] Yo, just a sec, I will shit on you, I will shit on you.

[06:53:04] Let's go, come on!

[06:53:06] I am a lost man!

[06:53:07] What are your rules? What are your rules?

[06:53:10] Invite me, invite me, invite me, invite me, invite me, invite me, invite me, invite me.

[06:53:13] No prep phase. There's no prep phase.

[06:53:16] Yo, yo, invite me, invite me, I'm trying to see it.

[06:53:18] What's up, bro?

[06:53:19] Yo, it's back seat?

[06:53:20] Yeah, lock me in. Yeah, who wins Jay shock or Lacey? What does no prep phase me? What does that mean?

[06:53:31] 30 minutes, please

[06:53:50] You're downloading something I'm not I'm not I'm not and now my camera's not

[06:54:02] working oh my camera wasn't working either I only got a five matter data so much

[06:54:08] What?

[06:54:09] Shadow Ray is on a date with Arcade?

[06:54:11] What the fuck?

[06:54:12] What?

[06:54:13] I am unblocking this girl.

[06:54:16] I have no camera now.

[06:54:18] Bro.

[06:54:19] You're so fat.

[06:54:20] Thanks, bro.

[06:54:21] Thanks for the positivity.

[06:54:22] Love it, bro.

[06:54:23] Love this Twitch shot.

[06:54:24] I think you look...

[06:54:25] Hey, my cameraman's just not even in my stream to help.

[06:54:26] You're so fat.

[06:54:27] Thanks, bro.

[06:54:28] Thanks for the positivity.

[06:54:29] Love it, bro.

[06:54:30] Love this Twitch shot.

[06:54:31] I think you look...

[06:54:32] Hey, my cameraman's just not even in my stream to help.

[06:54:33] I

[06:54:43] Not gonna lie Ron can go pro and rainbow six siege the way he actually plays the game is elevated by beyond a normal average

[06:54:49] Pro could see you in the guy doesn't sleep though. The guy does not sleep

[06:54:56] Call Drew

[06:55:00] Maybe wait

[06:55:03] chat I'm not gonna lie I don't really want to eat this but I'm only eating it

[06:55:07] because of you guys oh my PC's the OBS keeps crashing and now my camera will

[06:55:11] work start the prediction pull man

[06:55:16] I can't eat this okay why do I have no team I can't

[06:55:30] Right here. I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass on this way. No bullshit. I'm in there this way

[06:55:35] El Ron me

[06:55:37] ridiculous

[06:55:45] What's the matter

[06:55:50] Chat I'm moving my setup tomorrow. Don't care. Don't care. Call me stupid. Call me annoying whatever

[06:56:00] If I go see the Odyssey it's early in the morning, so I have to do a late-night stream for you guys

[06:56:17] Don't call me baby boo. She won't give a damn. It's either a late stream or super early

[06:56:22] I don't like PC is so shit like EU friendly stream or super late stream

[06:56:30] What did you close it out?

[06:56:32] Yes!

[06:56:32] What needs update?

[06:56:33] I'm gonna check if it needs update.

[06:56:35] Late?

[06:56:36] What needs update?

[06:56:37] Oh, yes.

[06:56:39] A little five hour matter, and then, guys,

[06:56:41] I'm thinking on Friday,

[06:56:44] or the day after, what's tomorrow?

[06:56:46] Tomorrow's Thursday, on Friday, low-key little P.O. box.

[06:56:49] Not a bad show.

[06:56:51] Oh

[06:57:03] G.G.

[06:57:05] G.G.

[06:57:07] What's that sound bro? I see people saying it but I don't know what it is.

[06:57:11] Uh, it's a Sablon auto versus myth versus Tifu.

[06:57:15] It's like an old clip. All three of us were one of you wanting...

[06:57:19] You have like a clip of it?

[06:57:21] Yeah, I mean I prefer not to share it. It's like, I don't want to make it about me.

[06:57:28] Wait, so when I win a game I can say G.H.

[06:57:31] close the fucking display maybe you have so many sources open randomly all of a

[06:57:38] sudden searching

[06:57:40] guys should teach you guys want to be fun teached

[06:57:47] lacy we could still see you by the way yeah I know I just like am

[06:57:51] I hate hearing through anyone else.

[06:58:01] Yeah, I hate hearing through anyone else.

[06:58:03] Yeah, I hate hearing through anyone else.

[06:58:13] J-Shock, you here?

[06:58:15] I'm going to pour some alcohol on the active amp pool.

[06:58:28] J-Shock's definitely listening to music, I think.

[06:58:31] Well, y'all do not know a fire like this, bro.

[06:58:35] I'm going to pour some alcohol on the active amp pool.

[06:58:39] I

[06:58:45] Will get a bottle right now, but it's

[06:58:51] Yes

[06:59:04] Yeah

[06:59:09] Lacey if I beat you, I'm in core

[06:59:13] Okay, but okay

[06:59:15] You're like a TV even before credit by it buddy. Lacey beats you

[06:59:21] Are you getting in here? I mean uh, Steppy is in here. Yeah, I'm in here already

[06:59:27] It's rock coming in now. I'm gonna watch your stream

[06:59:30] I'm gonna watch your stream. I got the best P.O.V.

[06:59:32] I'm gonna go.

[06:59:35] I'll be back.

[06:59:37] Wait, the odyssey is three hours long?

[06:59:40] Is that movie even good?

[06:59:42] I don't know. I'm watching it tomorrow, so I'm not gonna be live till so late at night, jeez.

[06:59:46] What time do you go to see it?

[06:59:48] What time are we going?

[06:59:50] How do you deal with that? Do you have to show up for your fans or do you just do your thing?

[06:59:55] Why? I'm not gonna daily stream. I'm not taking off another day tomorrow.

[06:59:59] to go live later fog it spectate that we get the fudge down there

[07:00:05] oh yes I'm only watching the movie cuz traffic that's all I'm looking forward to

[07:00:13] snappy spectate when Travis Scott gets on screen I'm just gonna scream fiend

[07:00:17] into the whole fucking movie theaters is screaming fiend

[07:00:21] Yeah, I'm not bad, bro.

[07:00:23] Echo, what do you mean Echo?

[07:00:27] Imagine bros is late at fucking night. You just see the Odyssey

[07:00:31] You see Travis Scott just pop up on the fucking screen

[07:00:35] I am going to be with you.

[07:00:38] I'm definitely watching you good luck.

[07:00:41] This is the most serious match of my life.

[07:00:46] Wait, we're playing a whole different map?

[07:00:48] Hold it for a map, I'm gonna shit on you I didn't know you liked you shrill

[07:00:54] Yeah, who do I play? Who do I play? Who do I play?

[07:00:58] My favorite. A lot of you don't know anything about me because you just kind of

[07:01:03] You just kind of met me. The party never ends.

[07:01:07] I had to disable that because

[07:01:10] You know that's, you know that's, you know that's, uh

[07:01:12] I like the predictions, you know that's my followers now when somebody follows

[07:01:17] I know, I know, I saw it in a clip.

[07:01:19] I had to get rid of it because it was going off too much.

[07:01:23] Yo, Jayshaw, you realize I'm like a level six in this game, right?

[07:01:27] Yeah, you realize I'm going to be six inches down in second here.

[07:01:31] And I just say, you made it a map that I've never played!

[07:01:35] Nice!

[07:01:36] No prep face.

[07:01:37] No prep face.

[07:01:38] What do you mean? What does that mean? No prep face. What does that mean?

[07:02:10] Wait, so you're playing where we have no time to play the actual game

[07:02:28] game.

[07:02:30] Slammed! Slammed!

[07:02:32] Slammed!

[07:02:34] Yo this dude just changed the settings

[07:02:36] so we have no time to play it shit.

[07:02:38] Slammed. No. No.

[07:02:40] No. Do you think there's real time in the war

[07:02:42] to get ready with your opponent?

[07:02:44] Okay well guess what, guess what now I know.

[07:02:46] Now I know. Now I know. Now I know what that means.

[07:02:48] So guess what congratulations you got a one kill lead.

[07:02:50] You got a one, you got a one round lead.

[07:02:52] Congratulations J-Shock.

[07:02:54] One round lead is one nothing you ain't got shit yet.

[07:02:56] You got a one wrap you got a you got a one round lead you got a one round lead

[07:02:59] congratulations

[07:03:00] yep that'll be a two round lead

[07:03:04] get on him chat lock in

[07:03:07] we should play no planting man

[07:03:12] we should play no planting only kills yeah we should play

[07:03:16] with each other's fricking nipples

[07:03:19] you've got to cag me

[07:03:26] A bomb must be located and defused.

[07:03:29] Bro.

[07:03:30] So I have no time to drone?

[07:03:34] In a map I don't need...

[07:03:56] I'm upstairs, by the way, to help you out. I'm upstairs.

[07:04:05] Don't worry, don't worry, get hurt.

[07:04:26] Brother, what is this cheese-ass game?

[07:04:46] I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine!

[07:04:50] I'm not gonna lie like what are these rules bro what are these rules

[07:05:19] He put me in a game I've never played on a map I've never played and made it so there's no

[07:05:49] I might have already fucking say it, bro.

[07:05:51] I'm locked!

[07:05:53] They shot Jordan Korr!

[07:05:57] You appreciate the rain, Super Sneaky Pete.

[07:05:59] Have you played this map before, Lacy?

[07:06:01] No, I haven't.

[07:06:02] How new are you?

[07:06:03] Because when you were on my team, you were locked in, bro.

[07:06:05] But right now, you're playing like that.

[07:06:06] Yes, he changed the rules, so it's a map I've never played,

[07:06:10] and he deleted the prep phase out of the game.

[07:06:13] I don't care about prep phase.

[07:06:15] It's so prep phase in real war.

[07:06:17] You need to shut up, watch out!

[07:06:19] Get the hoodies!

[07:06:20] Hoody, they're right here, get them!

[07:06:23] You should have practiced all the maps, bro.

[07:06:25] You knew this was happening, dude.

[07:06:26] You must protect your bombs from being abused by our force.

[07:07:17] fuck his head, what is that?

[07:07:21] SEND YOUR FUCKED DOWN!

[07:07:26] fucks you long bro

[07:07:31] bro, jay shot you guy like him bro

[07:07:37] fucks you long

[07:07:39] you can't lose a lead dude

[07:07:40] i promise you, lacey is coming dude

[07:07:47] That was my fault. It took too long.

[07:07:52] Dapri, how do you make a audible like that?

[07:07:54] I switched my Nomad and I switched back to my gun and it took too long.

[07:07:58] How do you do what?

[07:08:00] Audibles.

[07:08:02] Audibles?

[07:08:02] Audibles.

[07:08:04] How do you take edibles? What?

[07:08:06] Oh, no, no.

[07:08:10] No, I'm not... I'm not on edibles.

[07:08:13] Stop sign, one stop sign.

[07:08:14] Oh my God, I don't even know what fucking character I am.

[07:08:18] Whatever side we get what we get

[07:08:21] But now bring one have done on your mouse, but you want you to on your mouse, bro on your on the side button of your mouse

[07:08:29] Can I change my operator touching operator or no, there's no perfect

[07:08:37] But this is great, that's one of the best operators in the game lazy

[07:09:17] of

[07:09:24] the

[07:09:27] death

[07:09:30] of

[07:09:35] death

[07:09:42] That ain't... That ain't... That ain't...

[07:09:59] Ah, poor eliminated AWP.

[07:10:00] That's good aim! That's good aim!

[07:10:02] So, good day to you!

[07:10:04] Headshot 223s!

[07:10:06] Don Rock, lobbies!

[07:10:09] Lacey, I'm not even kidding.

[07:10:11] Yeah

[07:10:14] That's polite

[07:10:16] We're playing the floor

[07:10:18] What the fuck out of 1v1 is to 4?

[07:10:22] It's to 4.

[07:10:24] Lock in, Lacey!

[07:10:26] Lock in!

[07:10:36] I'ma hit the Choc-O clock on you so hard.

[07:10:38] This dude just made no, no prep phase random map into 4, bro.

[07:10:43] Yup, that's the Choc-O clock move.

[07:10:46] Can't come people it.

[07:10:48] with it delete the game

[07:10:53] mods refund the pudding bro

[07:10:59] whoa whoa whoa you can't refund and refunding the prediction I'm not

[07:11:02] I'm not standing my chat out of canapoys.

[07:11:05] Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

[07:11:08] You are cooking, you are cooking, let's go.

[07:11:11] Yo Jay he's trying to break up.

[07:11:13] C'mon let him live, let him live.

[07:11:17] We'll look, we'll look when the round is over.

[07:11:24] Oh, I'm only getting disordered, whoops, my bad.

[07:11:33] Op 4 located, a bomb, protect it.

[07:11:43] up for locating a bomb protected

[07:12:13] I

[07:12:40] Out a view every time

[07:12:44] You just have these you just have these cheater ass rules

[07:12:49] No, J. Don't get the glove, bro. Do not get the gloves lock in push the bench out of the band

[07:12:58] What is it?

[07:13:00] That's so much.

[07:13:02] Is it a way by the new corny F rule?

[07:13:04] It's not going to happen.

[07:13:06] Rule the rule rules.

[07:13:28] All reliable.

[07:13:49] You must locate and defuse a bomb.

[07:13:51] Right, I'm upstairs.

[07:13:58] You have located your bomb.

[07:14:15] I don't know where you're going.

[07:14:17] I'm going to get a gun.

[07:15:15] I'm sprinting.

[07:15:17] Hey, welcome to core, bro.

[07:15:18] J-Shock, welcome to core, bro.

[07:15:20] Welcome to core, bro.

[07:15:22] J-Shock, J-Shock, sheets and beats Lacey.

[07:15:25] Wow.

[07:15:26] Wow.

[07:15:27] Wow.

[07:15:28] Wow.

[07:15:29] My rules.

[07:15:30] My game.

[07:15:31] Wow.

[07:15:32] Okay, so let's do one.

[07:15:33] Let's do one.

[07:15:34] Put a prep phase on.

[07:15:35] We can put a prep phase on on a different map.

[07:15:37] And I'll still win.

[07:15:38] Okay, Lacey.

[07:15:39] Let's play actual rules.

[07:15:41] Let's play the actual game.

[07:15:43] Not no bullshit.

[07:15:44] First to four no prep phase. No, it's not our six. That's Jay shock six, bro

[07:15:54] Don't hate the plan I hate the game

[07:15:58] Okay, so now now we're gonna do is we're gonna go one to one in fortnight and we're gonna do box flights

[07:16:02] But I'm gonna give you zero builds. Okay. That's what we're gonna do

[07:16:06] That's what we're gonna do bro since you want to fucking adjust your rules

[07:16:10] Yes, yes, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a flying fuck

[07:16:18] I'll give you a

[07:16:21] You want to get up for my case I'm going to get up on there right now. I want to do one

[07:16:24] Lacey give him a night. I kill it. Oh

[07:16:29] I'm 99 kill me 21. Yes. I would that has to give you a 99 kill each up

[07:16:35] And you lose easily you're not gonna kill me a single time

[07:16:40] Number I feel within my job, and you're not gonna you know, all right

[07:16:44] Jason I would you have to kill me one time and I will I you will not get you

[07:16:49] I don't know you're not gonna do you're not gonna do any damage to me. Okay?

[07:16:54] If we played no build I would

[07:16:58] It doesn't you're not you're not gonna hit me in builds you're not gonna kill me in builds or no build

[07:17:06] I'm past my bedtime

[07:17:10] time what if I mean the help I gotta I gotta figure out tomorrow no I have to

[07:17:14] figure out this shit for Ludwig shit bro oh at least you got invited run

[07:17:22] lol yo J-shock bro I love you bro I'm gonna see you soon um Lacey you're fat

[07:17:28] um and uh yeah bro love y'all boys so much snappy I don't know if you're

[07:17:33] here still but I appreciate you bro dog shit your dog shit whoa whoa whoa

[07:17:38] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[07:17:40] You also have a military cut.

[07:17:41] Yeah, okay.

[07:17:44] Oh my God, we are finally here.

[07:17:47] We're gonna go back to game one.

[07:17:48] Yes, we're getting on Fortnite.

[07:17:49] All right, GG, y'all.

[07:17:51] All right.

[07:17:51] Wait, what is this run?

[07:17:53] Where did Ron go?

[07:17:54] Where did he go?

[07:17:55] Ron, where did he go?

[07:17:56] Yo, I done my siege, yeah?

[07:17:59] Yo, are we getting on Fortnite?

[07:18:00] Yeah, we're having on Fortnite.

[07:18:02] All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

[07:18:02] GG, GG, GG.

[07:18:03] That's fine.

[07:18:04] GG.

[07:18:05] I'll be honest with you,

[07:18:06] literally like I didn't even know who was before this and we ended up becoming great friends thank you

[07:18:12] actually great vibes his positivity not the only thing I don't know if anyone

[07:18:17] pause have the clip you know I saw a clip of him literally saying like he was firing his

[07:18:23] cameraman that's a good clip thank you Ron thank you that's all are you gonna invite me

[07:18:32] you too scared my game's updating jay shock so jay shock i'm gonna ask you okay do you want a

[07:18:38] 99 kill lead yes or no if that's okay would you put your camera on it is on it is on discord you

[07:18:45] mean oh yeah okay hold on so how do i show my chat your face like how do i do that you got to do

[07:18:53] it on toolkit so okay hold on jay shock talk to the chat i'm gonna go Peter real quick

[07:18:58] Fuck the chat. Alright. I'll fuck the chat. Chat, unfollow, Lacy? No, no, no, look at that.

[07:19:18] Dara is on a date. I swear to God. I swear to God. If she doesn't have any of my shit.

[07:19:24] I am going to lose my shit.

[07:19:31] Yeah, you want me to think for you?

[07:19:36] All right, I'm gonna figure out everybody

[07:19:38] that gifs, subs, and follows right now, let's go.

[07:19:42] Speed run, speed run.

[07:19:47] Sings, sings, sings.

[07:19:49] Run, Reed!

[07:19:51] Thank you, run!

[07:19:52] There's no way he just raided.

[07:19:55] There's no way he just raided.

[07:19:58] There's no way he just raided.

[07:20:01] Did he?

[07:20:03] Did Ron raided?

[07:20:09] Chuck, come right down and out if you raided.

[07:20:12] What happened?

[07:20:14] I fairly raided.

[07:20:16] Ron raided you?

[07:20:18] He definitely did, he definitely did, J-Shock.

[07:20:25] Because we fucked with you, bro.

[07:20:34] For real?

[07:20:35] Yeah!

[07:20:36] I know, I talked to, I talked to J-Shock's dad on the phone, I talked to J-Shock's dad

[07:20:44] on the phone.

[07:20:45] I thought I thought I talked to chat fuck the j-shox dad on the phone this morning. Oh

[07:20:52] My god, thank you for the rain guys

[07:20:55] Wray

[07:20:57] My name on this is J. R. O. M. E. Y. Shock. Okay, wait. Okay. Just I'm actually asking

[07:21:02] Do you know how to like even play Fortnite a little bit or no? I

[07:21:06] Don't know how to edit. I don't know how to build. Okay, so listen the way this is gonna work is

[07:21:11] You have a 99 kill lead. Okay?

[07:21:16] So I have to kill you 100 times. You only have to kill me one time. Oh

[07:21:24] My god

[07:21:26] 99 kill lead Jay shock

[07:21:30] And I'll tell you if you can kill me one time I will I will gift you

[07:21:38] 200 I will get you 500 cells

[07:21:40] No way five. I'll get out. That's $2,500. I'll gift you 500 subs and I'll raise you

[07:21:50] when I end. Okay. You got it. All you gotta do is kill me one time. Okay. Yes. If you kill

[07:22:00] me once it's over. Okay.

[07:22:03] Okay.

[07:22:06] Yo, Chad, we got a treasure trade in the stream right now.

[07:22:09] It is 35% off all gifted subs.

[07:22:12] We're almost at 20k subs.

[07:22:13] If anybody wants to give me some subs.

[07:22:17] Okay, Jay Sharp, my game is almost done.

[07:22:20] Okay, no it's not.

[07:22:27] Wait, Lacey, you wanna react to my new show

[07:22:29] on coming out in the meantime?

[07:22:30] Yeah, let me hear it, let me hear it.

[07:22:32] Okay, I'm going to share my screen.

[07:22:37] Ready?

[07:22:38] I'm ready.

[07:22:40] Let me know if I can hear this.

[07:22:44] Can you hear it?

[07:22:45] No.

[07:22:48] No?

[07:22:49] No, I can't.

[07:22:50] Make sure you're doing it as a...

[07:22:54] Chat, why is it not moving?

[07:22:59] Doing as what?

[07:23:01] Make sure you screen share it as like a, um, yeah.

[07:23:04] Let me see if I can hear it now.

[07:23:10] Okay. I can hear it now. Yeah.

[07:23:31] You

[07:23:35] Yes

[07:23:53] Yes

[07:24:01] I

[07:24:20] Okay

[07:24:22] Oh

[07:24:29] This is fire

[07:24:40] Yes, they shot

[07:25:22] Hey, what you made the beat to?

[07:25:25] Well, actually I produced the beat, but my engineer

[07:25:30] Tons of mine like

[07:25:32] Worked out of the lot with me and mix all the vocals and stuff. Wow. I'm not gonna lie bro. That's a vibe

[07:25:38] That's like some shit you could throw on and just like catch up like I like this like some upbeat happy party music

[07:25:44] Yeah, we should play it up

[07:25:46] at the sleepover I'm down to play at the sleepover, bro

[07:25:50] Yeah, but rock with the 10 gifted in JP with the two gifted. Thank you guys. Thank you

[07:25:55] We got we got a treasure trainer right now chat. Well, you made this beat

[07:26:05] What a free stop wait Jay shock when what Jay shock when you pull up to the sleepover we should make a song

[07:26:16] Yeah

[07:26:46] Just download it again

[07:27:00] Okay

[07:27:08] Yeah

[07:27:12] Okay

[07:27:16] Can't be out, no way to free the...

[07:27:20] I'm just fucking, motherfucking Cosimo!

[07:27:23] Ain't no pulling out, we're the arena!

[07:27:26] We're the arena, stand them out, yeah.

[07:27:29] Get the cubs like Poker, deal it out, yeah.

[07:27:32] Call me Gaga, got that poker face, huh, huh.

[07:27:35] Call me Aja Aya, I'm leaving no trace.

[07:27:37] Call me John...

[07:27:39] What the fuck?

[07:27:41] I'm out of breath, I can't breathe, not a sight can't scream.

[07:28:08] Yeah, it was once that quick.

[07:28:11] Now this bitch's mother.

[07:28:15] Shit, shit, I messed up!

[07:28:17] Off the duck.

[07:28:18] This your mother!

[07:28:19] I'm spilling my mother's pride, yeah.

[07:28:21] Know my slime, lazy, crazy.

[07:28:23] Leave no, crazy.

[07:28:25] He got there, join us.

[07:28:27] He's laced him.

[07:28:28] He crazy.

[07:28:29] Lay low on the ego with the core right here.

[07:28:33] You left a place you couldn't live without before.

[07:28:37] Uh-huh

[07:28:43] Okay

[07:28:51] Wait

[07:28:55] Simon oh shit. I'm not gonna lie. You went crazy. You had crazy

[07:29:01] Hey, just like you went crazy

[07:29:07] I just have my games almost done my games almost done my games almost done. Hold on. I gotta film a YouTube intro

[07:29:10] Give me give me a sec. So wedding bro

[07:29:14] Yo Mikey I'm gonna film this YouTube intro and

[07:29:18] And then I need you to to cut it to me explain a j-shock the rules and it is that I want you on and here we go

[07:29:30] Stop saying hi YT

[07:29:32] You two, we are back with another video.

[07:29:37] Today, I will be one of the one-ing

[07:29:40] my streamer university roommate,

[07:29:43] Shay Shock in Fortnite, but there's a twist.

[07:29:47] He will have a 99 kill lead.

[07:29:51] So all he has to do is kill me one time

[07:29:53] and I have to kill him a hundred times.

[07:29:56] If he wins, I'm gonna give him $2,500

[07:30:00] and I'm gonna rate him.

[07:30:02] Let's get into the video.

[07:30:08] Jay Shock, Jay Shock, brother.

[07:30:12] Bro, please tell me that they heard that freestyle, bro.

[07:30:15] They heard it, they heard it, they heard it,

[07:30:16] they heard it, they heard it, she was fired.

[07:30:17] Okay, what's up, bro?

[07:30:19] Wait, Jenner, I have a question.

[07:30:21] Do you play on PlayStation?

[07:30:23] Wait, yeah, I know, I gotta turn it off for my shoe.

[07:30:27] Okay, fine.

[07:30:29] Do you play on console because you want to?

[07:30:33] Yeah, I like console.

[07:30:34] I play on big-ass TV.

[07:30:36] Oh, shit, okay.

[07:30:39] I can't really see a monitor too good.

[07:30:41] I never really tried to play with a monitor.

[07:30:43] Yeah.

[07:30:43] So I just play on.

[07:30:44] I've been so used to TV gaming my whole life

[07:30:46] so it just fits my setup right.

[07:30:49] But when I get my own plays in my own setup,

[07:30:53] I'm gonna have a monitor there and all that shit.

[07:30:56] So, Jayshop.

[07:30:57] I'm gonna play on PC on console.

[07:30:59] I have bad news for you, bro.

[07:31:01] I'm going to lose.

[07:31:02] I don't know if you know this about me,

[07:31:04] but I'm a Fortnite professional.

[07:31:07] What?

[07:31:08] Yes, like I'm like one of the best players in the world.

[07:31:10] No, I didn't know that, because you were in the tournament

[07:31:12] the other day.

[07:31:13] Yes, and I actually also have an FNCS pickaxe

[07:31:15] that nobody has, because I won FNCS.

[07:31:20] OK, brother, you go flex on me a little bit.

[07:31:22] OK, OK.

[07:31:26] Gotta hit that sub button, hit that sub button,

[07:31:27] go follow Lacey on everything, bro.

[07:31:30] Hey, guys, everybody go follow Jay Shock, man.

[07:31:33] All right, Jay Shock, what's your 491?

[07:31:34] Imagine right now.

[07:31:36] J-R-O-M-E-Y Shock 99.

[07:31:42] All right, I just added you, did you get it?

[07:31:44] Oh, it says you have too many friend requests coming in.

[07:31:48] OK, I'll add you, what's your name?

[07:31:49] OK, are you ready?

[07:31:51] No, no, no, not ready, hold on.

[07:31:54] It's, it's, it's, it's core C-O-R-E space, Lacey.

[07:32:01] Hit that sub, but we're trying to get the 2,500 sub.

[07:32:05] We're so close.

[07:32:06] How is that?

[07:32:10] Holy shit, your skin is cool.

[07:32:14] Is that your skin?

[07:32:16] This is a click skin.

[07:32:18] Clicks?

[07:32:19] Yeah, what skin should I be doing wait?

[07:32:25] I'm gonna go my old reliable

[07:32:31] Timmy with the stick bro, what do I have to do for you to say you know what about Tatum

[07:32:41] Tate him from school?

[07:32:46] Lazy, no joke, I would let Tatum kick me down a flight of stairs.

[07:32:53] With you?

[07:32:55] Bro, I don't know, I don't know what's wrong with my stream, Jshark.

[07:33:04] Well what's happening if that one try to

[07:33:14] Change the ingestion some large spam refresh. I don't know why

[07:33:22] All right listen while you do sit back I'm back I'm back

[07:33:30] Let's run it. Come on. Oh shit. What?

[07:33:37] Can't you tell only care about that.

[07:33:44] Hey, they want a job of my body.

[07:33:48] Running up.

[07:33:50] But nobody.

[07:33:52] Yo, someone just sent me the odyssey skin.

[07:33:56] That's Sean. Let's run it. Let's run it.

[07:33:58] I hope you know you are not getting around on me, by the way

[07:34:02] Yeah, okay, I'm a lot brother dude

[07:34:07] Yeah, I don't know I just it's just bugged

[07:34:11] All right, Jay shop, so these are the guns for using okay

[07:34:15] Actually, you know what I'm like a lot you can use whatever guns you want real

[07:34:20] Okay, I'll take this

[07:34:22] That's like a purple one or is it all blue?

[07:34:25] Do you want to use the same guns as me or do you want to do you want to use whatever gun you want?

[07:34:35] Okay, I want a purple tag that's all I want a purple tag. I don't think it's in the game anymore, bro

[07:34:41] You're gonna have to get this blue one

[07:34:43] Where'd that bulljack go?

[07:34:47] What shotgun should I pick?

[07:34:51] Wait a minute, let me see your bills, just so I can see what I'm working with you.

[07:34:55] Let me see your bills.

[07:34:56] Okay, you ready for this shit?

[07:34:57] I'm ready.

[07:34:59] Okay, wait, I'm not ready.

[07:35:02] Oh wait, my machine might be down too.

[07:35:04] Give me two seconds.

[07:35:05] Got you.

[07:35:06] Yeah, I don't know what's going on right now.

[07:35:08] Okay, I'm ready.

[07:35:09] You wanna see my bills?

[07:35:10] Yeah, let me see it.

[07:35:11] You're done. You're done.

[07:35:17] You're done.

[07:35:22] You're done.

[07:35:23] So, do you know how 1D1 works?

[07:35:26] Never.

[07:35:27] So, every round. Come here. We're both going to get on this wall.

[07:35:32] I need a shotgun. Hold on. Where'd my shotgun go?

[07:35:34] Can I request a shotgun, please?

[07:35:37] get whatever shotgun you want.

[07:35:41] I want the blue tacks. Okay wait here here here here here here.

[07:35:45] There we do. Okay I'm ready. I want an SMD. Hold on.

[07:35:48] Get an SMD. What do you recommend?

[07:35:51] Where's the twin back? Oh I want this one.

[07:35:55] Okay. Do I have a P90? Sure.

[07:35:58] A P90? It's not here.

[07:36:01] Yeah sure, he's cheating. I mean these are the SMGs here. There's two SMGs here.

[07:36:07] Then there's SMG over here.

[07:36:10] I'm gonna beat you either way.

[07:36:11] Okay, so J-Shock, we both get on this wall, okay?

[07:36:14] You get on this wall, and then we run at the wall,

[07:36:16] and when it starts, that's when the 1v1 starts, okay?

[07:36:20] But like, you have to build up ramps.

[07:36:21] Look, so like, see how it breaks down?

[07:36:22] Then you have to build up ramps, and then it starts.

[07:36:25] Okay?

[07:36:25] Do I have to build up though, or could I just try to kill you?

[07:36:28] I mean, you have to build up one ramp before you go.

[07:36:34] Can I just do this?

[07:36:35] Can I go?

[07:36:37] Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Okay. Give him a hand.

[07:36:42] What do you mean? Give him a hand. He has 99 kill lead.

[07:36:46] We're gonna run up. No, I don't. It's a zero. It's a zero, zero.

[07:36:50] Yeah. But I'm keeping track.

[07:36:52] All you have to do is kill me once.

[07:36:55] Okay. Okay. So I have to run past you, right?

[07:36:57] Yes, yes.

[07:36:59] Are we going? Yeah, I go.

[07:37:01] So now you can like shoot me if you want.

[07:37:07] Yeah, you can do whatever you want, right? You can literally do whatever you want.

[07:37:20] Uh, just like, that's not the, okay. That is not the way you're going to kill me.

[07:37:25] Yeah, it's two, it's, it's, it's 99 to two right now.

[07:37:31] Well, you gotta start on the wall, dude. You gotta start on the wall.

[07:37:35] Every time you see guy you want to start on the wall

[07:37:40] Yo, what's can you get a proper kill counter a wrap the proper round counter somewhere on screen? It's a 90-92

[07:37:47] Yeah, I'm ready

[07:37:53] Okay

[07:37:55] You're not even building dude!

[07:38:06] You haven't even done any damage!

[07:38:17] Okay, I did not see how you died, now we start, I'm going to wait for me to get to the wall.

[07:38:34] You gotta wait for me to get to the wall.

[07:38:36] So now see how we're both on the wall, now we start.

[07:38:44] box flight so it's actually fair all right all right you have a new box like

[07:38:49] Hey, J-Shock, so it's warfare?

[07:38:51] Let's go.

[07:38:52] Okay.

[07:38:53] Alright, get on the wall.

[07:38:56] Hey, J-Shock, don't jump over.

[07:39:05] You gotta run through and you gotta run through it.

[07:39:18] No, stop jumping over it!

[07:39:22] Look, run at the thing and then when it says 2 out of 2 it's gonna disappear.

[07:39:26] You'll see.

[07:39:27] See how it disappears?

[07:39:28] What are you doing, Bill?

[07:39:29] How are you doing, Bill?

[07:39:30] How are you doing, Bill?

[07:39:31] How are you doing, Bill?

[07:39:32] How are you doing, Bill?

[07:39:33] Bill!

[07:40:04] You didn't hit me.

[07:40:09] I shot you.

[07:40:12] 10 HP here on 10 HP.

[07:40:15] Let's go, let's go.

[07:40:18] Come on.

[07:40:22] Come on, Lazy, come on.

[07:40:28] Oh, shit.

[07:40:30] You got your first damage.

[07:40:32] You got your first dammit!

[07:40:52] Okay.

[07:40:53] I can't even see you, bro.

[07:40:54] Oh

[07:41:01] Shit

[07:41:19] Oh my god

[07:41:24] Oh

[07:41:46] He's low she did a hand in the mental check chat

[07:41:54] Oh, what let me load there?

[07:41:58] Oh no.

[07:42:10] Let's only one kill, right?

[07:42:12] Just one kill!

[07:42:20] I got him.

[07:42:22] Oh my god!

[07:42:24] Help him! Wait, hold on, Jayshark!

[07:42:26] What do you need help with?

[07:42:28] I don't need help, I almost killed you!

[07:42:30] Jayshark, spammy help him!

[07:42:32] Spammy help him!

[07:42:34] Oh my god, I need one kill!

[07:42:36] Okay, Jayshark, hold your...

[07:42:38] Hold your unready button!

[07:42:40] Hold your unready button!

[07:42:42] No, come on, I didn't know that the whole time.

[07:42:46] Fuck a tutor?

[07:42:48] Okay, there you go, there you go.

[07:42:50] Okay, it's 99 to 13, Jayshark.

[07:42:54] You are you have yet to even build up in the air

[07:43:24] come on down brother

[07:43:40] how do you kill, he said one kill, don't matter how I get it right?

[07:43:43] nope

[07:43:44] I don't know if they had a sniper on the wall, I don't know if they had a sniper on

[07:44:10] on the wall I don't know if they have

[07:44:14] snipers on the side I'm gonna go one

[07:44:19] two

[07:44:22] of the

[07:44:33] of the

[07:44:35] of

[07:44:37] of

[07:44:39] of

[07:44:41] of

[07:44:43] of

[07:44:45] of

[07:44:47] oh shit oh shit oh I was pretty loaded I was pretty low Jay shop I was pretty

[07:44:58] wait a minute wait a minute

[07:45:23] oh shit oh shit

[07:45:28] one down

[07:45:30] one down

[07:45:32] one down

[07:45:44] no, come on

[07:45:46] oh my god

[07:45:52] see one fucking shot bro

[07:45:58] of

[07:46:23] of

[07:46:30] death

[07:46:33] of

[07:46:36] death

[07:46:38] of

[07:46:40] death

[07:46:43] of

[07:46:45] death

[07:46:47] of

[07:46:52] Oh my god

[07:47:01] 200

[07:47:03] 200

[07:47:04] 200 my stick

[07:47:05] Oh shit. Oh shit

[07:47:07] Are you?

[07:47:14] Why is my fucking pencil still out?

[07:47:17] Pencil

[07:47:22] It's 26 rounds. You'll need one kill.

[07:47:28] Okay, I'm lost. I'm lost. I'm lost.

[07:47:32] I know a lot of times.

[07:47:36] I know a lot of times you need. Until I'm like, until my kills, that's a hundred.

[07:47:42] Okay.

[07:47:52] Oh, no. You lowkey have good aim!

[07:47:57] Oh, no. Wait. I can die here.

[07:48:04] Thank God, no. Yo, okay, there's y'all. Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.

[07:48:10] Are you sure you want to keep using the TAC, bro?

[07:48:13] Yeah, I'll twist the choc.

[07:48:14] There's this, this pump choc over here. If you hit me in the head, it does 200.

[07:48:19] Or if you want to get or if you want to get this one right here right here that one

[07:48:29] Just strike her or pump or if you want to get the best game this one right here

[07:48:33] This is probably the best game you could get if you hit me and if you headshot me up close with that

[07:48:36] You'll hit me. I'll hit me 200

[07:48:38] Enhance this enhanced one. Yeah

[07:48:42] Okay

[07:48:44] You have no shield right? I don't have shields

[07:48:46] You don't have shields right now

[07:48:49] You took shields no, no, no you spawn in with a hundred shield

[07:48:55] Oh, no, but you can get anything you want, okay, I'm good. Let's go. Okay

[07:49:02] Wait if he hits me with that shotgun it's actually dangerous

[07:49:19] We're gonna have to switch up your strategy here, Jayshalk. I know your strategy.

[07:49:29] I'm behind you!

[07:49:32] Oh no.

[07:49:47] Fuck!

[07:49:49] I'll play out played okay 33 tastes like I'm actually getting up there

[07:50:14] I

[07:50:32] Can't move I can't move

[07:50:39] I guess this isn't a YouTube series alright

[07:50:44] Wait, is it fixed or fixed?

[07:50:49] You're not in a box on my screen.

[07:50:52] No you're not, no you're not.

[07:50:56] Oh, you fake, you fake lagging out.

[07:51:05] you're the real Rascal

[07:51:07] you better not be healing up

[07:51:09] i don't have healers

[07:51:13] oh my god

[07:51:15] YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

[07:51:17] wow

[07:51:35] I'm ready, let's go!

[07:51:37] I'm going to get it, I'm going to try and run again.

[07:51:45] Oh, oh shit.

[07:51:50] See, like, even when you get like a hundred damage, I'm just too good at this game to

[07:52:02] to die

[07:52:18] I was on top I'm flying around the fucking superman out there

[07:52:32] Oh my god, oh my god!

[07:53:01] Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[07:53:15] What a shot.

[07:53:19] I don't know where he's at though.

[07:53:23] I don't know where he's at.

[07:53:31] Oh my god.

[07:53:41] You might be shot clock, you might be shot clock, bro.

[07:53:58] I don't remember where he's at.

[07:54:28] you're scaring me bro! AHHHHHH! Yo, you're getting really close!

[07:54:42] My god, I see what strategy you're doing and I can't stop it.

[07:54:47] No, it is though because you're getting damage on me in some rounds.

[07:54:58] oh my god oh my god don't hold my jay shotgun if you hit that shot you killed me

[07:55:21] I'm right beside you!

[07:55:29] Come here!

[07:55:30] Where are you?

[07:55:34] of

[07:55:51] of

[07:56:00] Oh

[07:56:13] My god, you're getting way too close

[07:56:16] I

[07:56:29] What helped are you out of at 60

[07:56:37] Oh 30, huh, I'm gonna see you for 31 and you can die

[07:56:46] I'm gonna play.

[07:56:48] Do what?

[07:56:49] five

[07:57:17] God please.

[07:57:21] Where is he?

[07:57:25] I'm at 62 again.

[07:57:37] Yes! Oh my god! Okay.

[07:57:41] I'll get one down here.

[07:57:43] Yes, you get one down me if you hit that.

[07:57:45] Like, right now you're just hitting the body.

[07:57:47] And I'm 60 HP right now.

[07:57:49] Okay.

[07:57:51] Wait, what?

[07:57:53] Okay.

[07:57:55] Okay.

[07:57:57] Okay.

[07:57:59] Okay.

[07:58:01] Okay.

[07:58:03] Okay.

[07:58:05] Okay.

[07:58:07] Oh

[07:58:24] You actually have good

[07:58:26] Like I'm not gonna lie that is a man you cannot teach brother

[07:58:39] Oh my god 50 it's 99 to 50

[07:58:55] you guys close a lot of times I will be honest wait you already hit me

[07:59:05] just actually do these okay I'm warmed up now I'm warmed up now

[07:59:20] I'm gonna take my honey oh hold on what is honey what is that me what is that

[07:59:24] What is that? Oh your hoodie? Oh shit the hoodies coming off?

[07:59:28] The ho- oh no. Oh no. Oh no!

[07:59:36] Holy shaka clock!

[07:59:39] Shaka clock in this bitch.

[07:59:42] J-Shock, I have to kill you 48 more times and you have to kill me once.

[07:59:54] Yeah, yeah, so that shot can you can one-tap me. Yeah

[08:00:09] It has to be a close range direct headshot

[08:00:24] It's 53 to 0, or 99 to 53 right now by the way, chat.

[08:00:51] Oh my god!

[08:01:01] Who's that 88, what was that, 180?

[08:01:11] It is a 140.

[08:01:16] Let him use grapple?

[08:01:17] If you want to use grapple, you can pick up a grapple or two.

[08:01:21] Okay, let me go grab it right now.

[08:01:26] I'm ready.

[08:01:30] Why did I just get the idea?

[08:01:44] Oh my god.

[08:01:47] Oh my god the grapple.

[08:02:16] Oh my god.

[08:02:17] Can you suck anything at that time?

[08:02:23] The box?

[08:02:24] The box.

[08:02:25] Oh no.

[08:02:26] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[08:02:58] You're always behind a fucking wall like a loser

[08:03:05] Like

[08:03:21] Oh my god that you like if you would have hit me in the head there you would have taught about me

[08:03:24] All right bro, I'm on the grass, I'm on the grass.

[08:03:29] You're on the grass with a fucking large cabin.

[08:03:35] Where are you?

[08:03:38] Okay, you wanna do it that way?

[08:03:39] To do it that way?

[08:03:40] I'll poke you.

[08:03:41] Come on.

[08:03:42] I want it to be shotgun clock.

[08:03:44] Yeah, yeah, come to the grass.

[08:03:45] Come to the grass.

[08:03:46] All right, let's do it.

[08:03:47] Let's do it.

[08:03:48] Let's do it.

[08:03:49] Come to the grass.

[08:03:50] Come this way.

[08:03:51] Get it.

[08:03:52] Get it.

[08:03:53] yeah, come to the ground, to the ground, to the ground

[08:04:00] NOOOOO

[08:04:03] Yes!

[08:04:04] It's Shackle Clock

[08:04:07] It's Shackle Clock

[08:04:08] NOOOOOOOOO

[08:04:09] WAIT!

[08:04:10] FNCS player gets shi-on by Shackle Clock

[08:04:15] Save your money!

[08:04:17] I don't need it!

[08:04:19] But, if you want to go know that 500 Gibson i'll take it

[08:04:23] If you want to raid me, I'll take it.

[08:04:25] That's how you get shit done.

[08:04:27] Manipulate the mind.

[08:04:29] Manipulate the mind!

[08:04:31] Get in their head!

[08:04:33] Suck on it!

[08:04:34] Well, don't suck on it.

[08:04:37] Plant your seed in the head!

[08:04:39] Come on!

[08:04:42] One.

[08:04:43] Spiradon.

[08:04:45] Spiradon.

[08:04:46] And he was building.

[08:04:47] I didn't build once.

[08:04:49] Chat.

[08:04:50] I didn't build once.

[08:04:51] He said the grass was fair game. It is fair game. Yes, I'm not gonna lie. Yes, I just I got greedy

[08:04:57] I got confident. I got overconfident. You beat me bro. You beat me

[08:05:02] Fucking did it shot

[08:05:15] Let me see your face, I can't see it you beat me fair and square bro. I suck. I'm a failure

[08:05:20] I'm a failure. You beat me Jay shock. Well, I'm trying to send you your size

[08:05:24] I'm trying to confirm your purchase on PayPal. You meet you for my purchase on PayPal. I am

[08:05:31] Yo, lazy this fucking paper my flight

[08:05:38] 99 shock

[08:05:41] For a hundred away from let me try to let me try to send this in a smaller amount real quick, so it works

[08:05:46] Now we do it, baby

[08:05:50] What is?

[08:05:53] Oh my rock star, it is Brian.

[08:05:59] I'm gonna call my ex-girlfriend till I'm one.

[08:06:02] Call Sarah.

[08:06:04] Call Sarah.

[08:06:06] Wait, what's that? It's not a lefty.

[08:06:08] Go easy, chat. Easy.

[08:06:11] Adam's sweating bulleth out here.

[08:06:13] Core shock.

[08:06:16] Core shock.

[08:06:17] I think I've proven myself worthy for a cornerback at this point um do it I'm

[08:06:23] trying to save my bank and not approve this payment I'm

[08:06:27] believe hold on let me change right in the car here got the killer just had a

[08:06:33] pick up the honey yeah literally that's all I had to do yeah but that was so

[08:06:39] No fun.

[08:06:40] What?

[08:06:41] It's a rock star and it's a bryan.

[08:06:51] If I take so many birds down I won't die.

[08:06:56] If I drink too much of the surf then I'm gonna fly.

[08:07:00] Yeah, we're going crazy tonight.

[08:07:07] The most viewer that I've ever had on Twitch in my life.

[08:07:14] Everybody hit that FOD button, hit that sub button, hit that like button, we're at 2.2

[08:07:20] million likes on TikTok, we are the number 35 streamer on TikTok.

[08:07:28] In the daily rankings, it would just be the king himself in Fortnite and I'm getting

[08:07:35] a BJ tonight.

[08:07:36] No, today's a good day.

[08:07:40] Not from him.

[08:07:42] Wait, who are you gonna BJ from?

[08:07:45] My girl I space, booty call 2 AM.

[08:07:48] I'm on lock.

[08:07:49] Which I don't really know what to do.

[08:08:21] I'm just like sweaty. I don't smell at all that told got me right almost 200k followers. Oh shit

[08:08:30] How many are we away? We're close guys. Let me try to do a hundred see if a hundred goes through and then maybe I can do five

[08:08:43] I'm at that girl. I thought my show nothing in the crowd. I was so have a

[08:08:48] brother who the fuck is Sarah guys I'm not scamming I can't control if my

[08:08:56] fucking banks declining the purchase it's it's midnight like I can't call my

[08:09:04] bank oh my god Raven had the highlight the holy what is this

[08:09:14] have drew to it let me see if you can do it can you see oh by the way shot now

[08:09:21] that I can make the announcement oh my cards wait what's the announcement

[08:09:28] and what oh hold on

[08:09:35] check my cards are canceled because my wallet got stolen that's why it's not

[08:09:39] it going through. I'll have Russell do it. I'm have Russell do it. If you guys think

[08:10:03] I would scam Jay shock your moron.

[08:10:29] What if I try to do what if I try to buy bits.

[08:10:33] Oh wait it went through it went through how much did Russell give 500 bang

[08:10:53] Hey

[08:10:57] Jay shock

[08:11:01] Wait, Lacey, is that you yeah, that's my that's my assistant

[08:11:05] What how much did you do 500 subs?

[08:11:08] You know you don't have to man

[08:11:11] Bro it deals a deal you fair and square dude you beat me

[08:11:16] Lacey you don't have to do that, bro. I

[08:11:19] I'm just like I don't know how to say thank you, bro, bro. It's I promise is good man

[08:11:25] You deserve it. Wow been grinding dude

[08:11:29] You just helped me reach my goal too, bro. I was your goal. It's 1,500

[08:11:33] 2,500

[08:11:35] We're 2,800 now

[08:11:38] 800 holy shit

[08:11:40] Oh

[08:11:44] Thank you so much, bro. Oh my god

[08:11:51] Yeah, we used to pray for a nice like these

[08:11:56] You're up now a Jay shot that pays for your flight now to come to LA. I already bought it man. He just covered it

[08:12:03] I'm gonna be full transfer, bro. I

[08:12:06] I

[08:12:08] Told this to sketch. I don't know if I told it to you

[08:12:11] Yeah, I said if I ever met you or any of like someone of you know your level

[08:12:16] I would never ask for like a picture want to be like a cloud chaser

[08:12:20] Like I genuinely just want to be your friend and I think like you would get along and I think I think

[08:12:26] You know we've got along so well and we got so close in that couple days. I think we click man

[08:12:32] I promise man you're my friend outside of stream

[08:12:38] Promise what I promise you're my friend like it on stream and off stream

[08:12:43] Yeah, I do too, bro real real talk Ronald give a shit about you cameras

[08:12:48] You're real one, bro. I appreciate it. We're not gonna

[08:12:55] Pioneer was it means you're you're a trend that are you like you're the first to do it

[08:13:00] Oh

[08:13:02] That

[08:13:04] You want to run do a little show a couple OG duo games? Yes, bro

[08:13:10] I haven't played for night. Oh, he's in so long

[08:13:13] I mean, I'll do regular standard whatever. No, let's play OG. Let's play OG. Wait. Did you ever play like for night? Oh, gee? Oh

[08:13:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I play season three season two. We got a we got to play this back out back out so we can play this

[08:13:27] Okay. I'm a rock star. It's Brian.

[08:13:38] Hey, you left a shirt!

[08:13:41] I'm leaving.

[08:13:42] Okay.

[08:13:43] Oh, why don't I leave the game?

[08:13:47] Shame I went to four for the suit of the gifted.

[08:13:51] There's a cash card?

[08:13:52] Can you mind me?

[08:13:57] Yeah, would you say that you got big when you started playing for tonight or call of duty? I

[08:14:02] Never played Call of Duty. I

[08:14:05] Thought the faith guy played Call of Duty. That was like the old phase

[08:14:09] And you never played I I got big like when I started playing for tonight

[08:14:16] okay

[08:14:17] Like is that like like when you one of the first people like how did you like?

[08:14:22] How did you let people know who you were like? How was it?

[08:14:25] Do you know follow you like whether they're really like Instagram and media

[08:14:32] Do you know who clicks is?

[08:14:34] clicks yeah

[08:14:36] Yeah, but I don't know like personally. Yeah, so I I saw I was playing for tonight and I was in college and

[08:14:44] I was like I always used to watch clicks play for me

[08:14:47] so I started like donating the clicks and talking shit and like trolling him and

[08:14:51] And then we became friends me and clicks and we started playing for like together

[08:14:58] And then

[08:15:00] He hadn't come out to Dallas and I lived with him for like a year and then

[08:15:06] Um, I was just doing for tonight, and then I moved to Miami and just started doing IRL like IRL streams

[08:15:11] This is OG Fortnite. Look at the map, JayShock. Tilted, Loot Lake, Pleasant. Where do you

[08:15:26] want to land?

[08:15:27] With Snobby.

[08:15:28] Snobby? Okay, the...

[08:15:29] Oh, we're playing build. Oh, I'm getting Streamside. Look, they're hitting me.

[08:15:37] Yeah, we're gonna get stream side par.

[08:15:42] Oh, we're landing that, Jayshok!

[08:15:45] We're landing that!

[08:15:49] Stop it, baby.

[08:15:53] Let's go. Hope you're ready, young man.

[08:15:56] I'm going to get a win, we've got to get a win, we've got to get a fort and I do a win.

[08:16:09] Well play with a champ right now.

[08:16:11] You are playing with a champ, an FNCS champion.

[08:16:13] What is the continuation of the tournament?

[08:16:16] Sunday

[08:16:22] Yes, so my teammate my teammate paid me $40,000 to play with me to me to play with him. That's how good I am

[08:16:36] Jay shock go here. There's too many people Jay shock go here

[08:16:46] you can die I'm landed I'm landed oh no there's so many teams here Jay Shah Jay

[08:16:53] we're fucked

[08:17:04] on that there is no right this is OG

[08:17:08] Wow this actually brings back so many memories

[08:17:17] okay nice

[08:17:20] We push

[08:17:34] Got him

[08:17:50] Why's it take so long to pull the gun out?

[08:17:52] Oh my God, just here we go.

[08:17:54] No, no, no, we can't, we can't, we can't go out like that,

[08:17:56] just so we can knock him out like that, bro.

[08:17:58] Wait, why does it take so long to take the tack out?

[08:18:04] Oh my God, because it's OG.

[08:18:06] It's because it's OG.

[08:18:10] Oh, that's crazy.

[08:18:11] That's pretty detailed.

[08:18:14] It's all the OG mechanics.

[08:18:18] All right, ready up, just shot.

[08:18:20] What have I done?

[08:18:22] What happened?

[08:18:24] I don't know how to look at this.

[08:18:26] Yo, Lacey, help me out here.

[08:18:28] Okay, what happened?

[08:18:30] Uh, on your stream?

[08:18:32] Yeah. Let me see.

[08:18:40] You see it?

[08:18:42] Yeah.

[08:18:44] So look, this is TikTok Studio right here.

[08:18:46] So look.

[08:18:48] This is like a window that popped up.

[08:18:52] How do I, I want this window,

[08:18:54] I can't hit the X button because it's too big

[08:18:56] for the monitor.

[08:19:00] How do I, it's too big for the monitor.

[08:19:04] I'm not familiar with TikTok Studio.

[08:19:08] Well, what do you do if like a tab is too big

[08:19:10] for a monitor?

[08:19:12] F F there's my chat saying f 11

[08:19:18] that's gonna shut my computer off

[08:19:22] s 11 no f 11 top f 11

[08:19:27] Full screen mode on and off.

[08:19:38] Oh, okay, full screen now work.

[08:19:40] Let me see if it works.

[08:19:43] It does not work.

[08:19:46] They're saying hold control and scroll down on your scroll wheel.

[08:19:53] Hold the control and scroll down.

[08:20:00] Yeah, hold the control button and scroll down.

[08:20:05] I am, look.

[08:20:07] Oh, no.

[08:20:09] Like I can't see what I'm doing.

[08:20:12] Try just a bug, like I don't know how to.

[08:20:17] Tell them to delete system 32

[08:20:24] Oh, no, I've got rid of all my stats

[08:20:29] You have to you have to delete system 32 they're saying

[08:20:33] No, that's wrong. I don't know what the hell the thought about

[08:20:37] Well money guy

[08:20:42] I'm ordering food right now

[08:20:44] I'm going to order Hibachi, I'm going to get steak, shrimp, lobster with chicken fried

[08:20:51] rice.

[08:20:52] Wow.

[08:20:53] So you won't be cooking, you just order food?

[08:20:57] Yeah, pretty much.

[08:20:59] All right, chat, tiktok.

[08:21:01] Ooh, I'm doing chicken, steak and shrimp.

[08:21:05] Tiktok, if you want to see the remainder of the stream and play Fortnite with us, come

[08:21:14] to Twitch right now, link it in the bio, JShock99, come to Twitch, I am ending the Tiktok

[08:21:21] stream.

[08:21:22] If you come to Twitch, tell me that you're from Tiktok, and I'll shout you out.

[08:21:26] I'm ending the live on Tiktok, link it in the bio for the Twitch, JShock99.

[08:21:30] Come through, guys.

[08:21:32] They don't have yum yum sauce?

[08:21:35] Hibachi burrito?

[08:21:40] Oh brother, that sounds phenomenal.

[08:21:56] Yeah, what sauce?

[08:21:58] Chili paste, Chipotle, ginger, honey, sriracha, or teriyaki?

[08:22:05] What do you have, a chicken?

[08:22:07] I'm getting a burrito.

[08:22:12] Oh my God, we just hit 2.1 million on TikTok.

[08:22:14] You hit 2.1 million?

[08:22:17] Yeah, we were at 1.5, a shimmer, you, we had 2.1.

[08:22:22] Congrats, Bill.

[08:22:23] We get 100K in a day, chat.

[08:22:26] That's insane.

[08:22:26] That's fucking insane.

[08:22:28] I'm alive man. Thank you guys.

[08:22:33] Are you ready to run and chase your ass right?

[08:22:35] Ready up.

[08:22:37] I was gonna check my last live.

[08:22:39] Let's fuck your run you shit.

[08:22:44] Drop! Get him on next!

[08:22:46] No, you want to cry all night.

[08:23:11] Oh my god bro, my life has just changed so much.

[08:23:24] Really?

[08:23:34] Could you believe I used to sit behind a fucking desk and order oil for people?

[08:23:40] Wait, what do you mean? What did you use to do?

[08:23:43] I had four jobs before I was doing all this, bro.

[08:23:47] What jobs did you do?

[08:23:49] I worked at Home Depot for four years.

[08:23:52] I worked my way up to a manager position, like a supervisor.

[08:23:58] Yeah.

[08:23:59] And everyone told me, like, you're not going to be a good supervisor.

[08:24:02] You're not going to be able to open the store.

[08:24:05] I was the fastest opener they fucking had.

[08:24:09] Where the head the head manager had a call me and say I have no idea how to open the store. You have to come in

[08:24:15] I said bitch. I'm sleeping

[08:24:18] Okay, so now I got fired because someone assaulted me on the job one day

[08:24:25] Hey, what do you mean what they do?

[08:24:27] So someone that worked there. He kept like touching me. It's over here. I'm like ghost. I'm touching me type of shit

[08:24:33] Yeah, where we going here sunny steps. Yeah, let's do it. Oh here and

[08:24:37] And I kept hitting me and shit. I wasn't cool with him like that. I finally hit him back and

[08:24:44] We both got fired could I defend it myself so then I work for the post office being a mailman

[08:24:51] For three months. They fired me because they said my vision and hearing will get an impact how I perform

[08:24:58] then

[08:25:00] In the midst of all this I was doing TikTok like I was with a side hustle

[08:25:05] I was like, well they're really streaming that much by was streaming. I had a tripod with a phone

[08:25:10] I did dual camera input so it would point at my TV and pointed me and I just sit in the chair

[08:25:15] play it

[08:25:17] and um

[08:25:19] after that I got hired for this

[08:25:21] Oil company and I was a credit representative. So I had to I had to reach a certain photo every week

[08:25:28] I'm like selling oil

[08:25:30] Yeah, so, if these people didn't pay their bills, they couldn't get oil in the house.

[08:25:36] And they would fucking freeze to death.

[08:25:38] So I had to make sure they paid and got oil.

[08:25:40] And then the law went a bunch of other shit.

[08:25:42] So I became one of the top salesmen in that job.

[08:25:45] And every day, I would, uh, put it, I would, uh,

[08:25:51] grab my calculator and put in my numbers of what I needed to get out of there.

[08:25:57] So what I started doing was a POE video. There was a guy named Hustlite.

[08:26:01] He filmed his office life. He's what he wants to have me for, too.

[08:26:06] He filmed his office nine to five things, so I started doing that.

[08:26:10] And the first time I did it, I got like four million views.

[08:26:14] That's when he got like fucking, I don't know, 15, 17 million views by now.

[08:26:18] And I just kept doing that. I kept getting mad views, building my shit.

[08:26:22] You know, trying to get to a million followers.

[08:26:24] and it got to the point where I was like I can leave my job so one day I went in and I worked

[08:26:30] from home I worked from uh hybrid like whatever and um one day I had to think of shit and when

[08:26:37] you have to think of shit at your job you gotta put yourself in uh in bathroom time and you get

[08:26:43] 10 minutes to go to the bathroom.

[08:26:45] And if you're going to pass that, you need to send them an email.

[08:26:49] OK?

[08:26:51] So now, it got to the point where I'm like, you know what?

[08:26:55] I'm not sending a fucking email.

[08:26:57] I'm going to go to the bathroom on my time.

[08:26:59] Shot time!

[08:27:00] Shot time!

[08:27:01] On shocker clock!

[08:27:02] So I said, if I see a bag or a garbage box,

[08:27:06] that I could take my stuff off the desk completely,

[08:27:10] I will leave.

[08:27:11] I come out of the bathroom in a janitor with three black hefty bags and I said hey

[08:27:17] Can I grab one of those?

[08:27:19] And she's like sure and I texted my my friend who's out my assistant

[08:27:24] Still quitting my job

[08:27:27] All my stuff in the bag. I look like Spongebob and Patrick and I threw it over my back

[08:27:32] Wait, how long ago was this?

[08:27:34] This is last March

[08:27:36] I know that, because it was a month before I turned 26, which is when you get your own health insurance.

[08:27:44] And my dad said to not quit, you're about to get your own health insurance.

[08:27:48] You'll be covered, you're gonna be set. You never have to pay for health insurance.

[08:27:53] I'm not gonna leave you that much. I don't need health insurance.

[08:27:56] Anyway, as I'm leaving, my boss called me and she's like, why are you going?

[08:28:01] I'm like, I could go home and eat food in front of the camera

[08:28:05] for two hours and make $400 to $500.

[08:28:09] And I sit here for eight hours and get shit on

[08:28:11] for my customers and employees to make fucking no money.

[08:28:16] That's why I'm leaving.

[08:28:17] And I also believe in myself.

[08:28:18] And she's like, well, I believe in you too.

[08:28:20] And I know you're going to make it.

[08:28:21] But I just keep you beside this paper

[08:28:23] and it says that you're leaving.

[08:28:24] She gives me a piece of loose leaf chat.

[08:28:28] I say, what is this?

[08:28:29] She's like, this is what you have to stop.

[08:28:30] All right. You know what I put on that bitch?

[08:28:32] What?

[08:28:33] I put Jake's shop because I went in after Rome

[08:28:36] and I left at Jake's shop.

[08:28:39] And that's how he was born.

[08:28:41] And look where you're at now.

[08:28:43] Yes, sir.

[08:28:47] Playing with the fucking goat.

[08:28:49] That's fucking horrible.

[08:28:50] I didn't care, bro.

[08:28:51] I didn't feel it.

[08:28:52] What do you mean?

[08:28:54] Oral, oral, oral.

[08:28:56] That's the real story, bro.

[08:28:58] I'm chasing him down, I'm chasing him down.

[08:29:24] He's landed over here.

[08:29:25] He's right here.

[08:29:26] He's right here.

[08:29:30] No.

[08:29:43] Wait, you got finished?

[08:29:45] Why who?

[08:29:47] I'm coming to get you, Jayshark.

[08:29:56] Do you still keep in contact with any of us people?

[08:29:59] Who?

[08:30:00] Just rain.

[08:30:01] I'm doing an E-day with Sophie right soon.

[08:30:05] Oh, I forgot about that.

[08:30:07] You want to be on it?

[08:30:08] You want to be one of the contestants to try to win her over?

[08:30:11] I'm down.

[08:30:13] Oh no, I got two more lefts.

[08:30:23] He got two more lefts.

[08:30:26] Got one.

[08:30:28] God is ass, wow. God is ass, Jay Shock. That's what we do.

[08:30:48] I'm going to get your card you know I used to work I used to work real job

[08:30:56] too yeah what you do I was a dishwasher at Panera bread and then I also looked at

[08:31:06] double I was a self-checkout host at Walmart oh shit but I got fired from

[08:31:14] Walmart because I skipped too many too many days of work to play for FNCS

[08:31:26] one of them the same thing did you go to college yeah I was in college

[08:31:31] I think you have to get this.

[08:31:33] He's got another raid.

[08:31:36] Who raided, Chad?

[08:31:40] Another raid? By who?

[08:31:43] Oh, nice. Don Quavius.

[08:31:46] The raid. I didn't say Don Quavius.

[08:31:49] Lacy? I'm not even going to read that name.

[08:31:52] I'll disrespect you.

[08:31:53] I'll never disrespect you more than that.

[08:31:55] I'll never disrespect yourself.

[08:31:58] How bad was it?

[08:32:12] So you want to know it's crazy back when I used to work at Panera

[08:32:16] I had this manager who always would make fun of me for playing for night and calling off work

[08:32:21] And like six months ago that same manager messaged me on snapchat and said yo put me on

[08:32:51] Jay Schett's University Humane Birthday Collab t-shirts are available right now.

[08:32:57] Oh!

[08:32:57] I will put the link below.

[08:33:00] Jay Schett, you're up!

[08:33:12] Stay alive, Jay Schett. I wish I could kill you.

[08:33:14] I

[08:33:20] Got him. Yeah, this game was so simple

[08:33:38] I play zero build ranked

[08:33:44] But this game used to be so what the fuck is that?

[08:33:59] Take some of these take some of these

[08:34:44] I don't know, I think he's rebooting somewhere.

[08:34:51] Not on my watch.

[08:35:00] Oh shit, he ripped it.

[08:35:05] Don't.

[08:35:11] We're good. We're gonna get around

[08:35:23] Hit the looks that

[08:35:27] Yo this game used to be so fun on God they ruined it

[08:35:37] I know but like it just

[08:35:42] It's just you see so it used to feel so different

[08:35:48] Yeah, this season wasn't good, but even this season compared to like

[08:35:59] Wait, what do you mean you're looking at the game

[08:36:06] I never got my finish

[08:36:08] She's a human you can't play or no

[08:36:23] There's a come this way come this way come this way come this way come this way come this way

[08:36:38] of

[08:36:45] the

[08:36:47] death

[08:36:53] of

[08:36:58] death

[08:37:05] Honey

[08:37:19] That one

[08:37:30] It's shot a fucking clock

[08:37:35] Joke Lock!

[08:37:37] Got a demon bro!

[08:37:39] Oh my god!

[08:37:55] I got to reboot shoes, you're short.

[08:37:57] I got to get you up, back in the game!

[08:37:59] Oh my god, that's really rare.

[08:38:05] Yeah, that's right next to you. I think that's a guy I'm part of.

[08:38:09] You're right teammate. Never leave a teammate behind.

[08:38:14] Yo, the audio in this game used to be phenomenal.

[08:38:23] I think it's a shwining. I'm taking your socks off.

[08:38:26] Taking your socks off!

[08:38:35] Yo, there's loot all in that box right there!

[08:38:41] Hunter!

[08:38:45] Got one.

[08:38:53] Is that a heavy stick?

[08:38:56] Oh my god I have to go back, I have to go back.

[08:39:06] You're not mad.

[08:39:14] It's really nice.

[08:39:17] That one?

[08:39:22] Yes!

[08:39:22] NICE SHOCK!

[08:39:25] Oh!

[08:39:29] One tap!

[08:39:32] Over the wall, over the wall.

[08:39:33] Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!

[08:39:34] Errrrrr!

[08:39:38] You must not like to see shock, that's what I like to see.

[08:39:41] Shock is a 2!

[08:39:41] It's a 2v2!

[08:39:44] Let's do it!

[08:39:44] Come on!

[08:39:45] We're running, we're running!

[08:39:46] I'm gonna die!

[08:39:47] Hey, come over here, come over here!

[08:39:48] Matt!

[08:39:49] You mess!

[08:39:49] Yeah, you're here!

[08:39:52] I think she'll, I think she'll too.

[08:39:53] Okay, here here.

[08:39:54] Take shield and Matt, there you go.

[08:39:59] You better wave shock.

[08:39:59] You're not blessed.

[08:40:01] Come on, maybe?

[08:40:03] I'm gonna launch paddus at the top of the hill, okay

[08:40:09] Oh

[08:40:12] Yeah, I'm on top of the hill you see the launch right you know where it's at it's right here

[08:40:18] Okay

[08:40:24] The high ground

[08:40:32] Okay, hi ground and we gotta get a scope bottom. Yeah, you want to go to the tower or the tower?

[08:40:38] Well, I think they're over here. Hold on. I can take your senses

[08:40:45] I don't know how to do that!

[08:40:50] Let's just build a base here. Let's build a base here so we don't die.

[08:40:53] Okay, okay. You got a good aim.

[08:40:56] You got a good aim.

[08:41:02] I knocked one nice keep pressure them keep laying it on them. I don't think the grenades you're gonna reach from there. Yeah, okay

[08:41:25] They're gonna have to go down top one

[08:41:32] No, no, no, it's not working.

[08:41:37] J-Shock, it's a 2v1v1.

[08:41:41] Why is it not working?

[08:41:53] Hey, T, how do I use a turret?

[08:41:55] You gotta place it on a floor.

[08:41:58] He's behind this wall, he's behind this wall.

[08:41:59] He's behind that wall.

[08:42:00] Oh my god, get a ricochet!

[08:42:01] Jay shot! Get an angle over here and shoot the grenade launcher into the shot! You'll kill him!

[08:42:12] One shot.

[08:42:15] I want him, he's mine.

[08:42:17] Give him to me.

[08:42:19] He's mine!

[08:42:21] All yours.

[08:42:24] You're gonna be a son of a bitch.

[08:42:26] What you got?

[08:42:28] Pretty yellow.

[08:42:29] There you are.

[08:42:30] 35 on what let's hold it for guys a whole different guy Jay shock

[08:42:40] fuck you out

[08:42:43] let's never get it twisted

[08:42:47] never get it fucking twisted

[08:42:49] it's fucking shock the clock

[08:42:51] I'm a women's game press

[08:43:01] I got greedy. I got greedy. I got greedy.

[08:43:10] Oh

[08:43:12] G for like can I clutch bring it?

[08:43:21] I mean I could use some yeah

[08:43:25] Do I take the job?

[08:43:29] Chug over a big over big boss

[08:43:40] leave him out. Just take it slow. There's one remove van. Low key. You want to get me?

[08:43:50] I don't. I don't have your car. I don't have your car in shock.

[08:43:56] It's right there. Oh no, no. It's way deep. 3D, 3D.

[08:44:02] Snap his ass. Wait. Does it go to a hill? Does it go to any hill?

[08:44:07] Oh no, I'm gonna fight you though.

[08:44:10] Oh you got him!

[08:44:12] What?

[08:44:20] Oh, good job!

[08:44:23] Take your time, take your time.

[08:44:24] I need your time.

[08:44:25] I need, I need good column change.

[08:44:26] I need, I need you to hide me out.

[08:44:28] I'm gonna launch pet!

[08:44:31] Yeah, he's up there, he's up there.

[08:44:34] Okay, get in front of him, get in front of him!

[08:44:36] They have a tree to your left. You're left at the cabin.

[08:44:40] What about that play shot?

[08:44:43] Let's cut them off.

[08:44:45] There he is in front of you.

[08:44:47] Nice.

[08:44:49] Through the stairs.

[08:44:52] Get down. Play low ground.

[08:44:53] You think?

[08:44:55] Yeah. Play low ground. Let him come to you.

[08:44:58] Think he already went down.

[08:45:04] Yeah!

[08:45:05] I can't run I can't it's one more person it's one more person

[08:45:15] One be one oh gee oh gee build battle

[08:45:23] Get up top shoot

[08:45:35] come on brother come on you're freaking top ready he's right there come on what

[08:46:21] Dude, I'm gonna post it on my snapchat story

[08:46:34] Wow what a game that's how we do it J. Sock that's got a win right there

[08:46:40] three

[08:46:42] Spec from the shock. Yeah

[08:46:49] Yeah, bring me back bring me back a watermelon juice and a horchata

[08:46:53] Yes, both

[08:46:56] Jay shock are you staying on for a little bit or you can hop off?

[08:46:59] I'll play all night, bro. Cuz I'll hop it off. I'm gonna get off and go to bed

[08:47:04] Are you going on that? Yeah, I've been live for eight at nine hours almost, bro

[08:47:08] Okay, all right, then I'll get off too. Well, are you staying live or no?

[08:47:14] I might stay live for a little bit. Okay. You might say but all right. Well. Hey, bro. Listen. It was fun playing

[08:47:20] I'm gonna see you in a couple days. All right

[08:47:23] What on this weekend, right?

[08:47:26] Yeah, I'm coming in Friday. All right. I'm gonna see you this weekend, bro

[08:47:30] All right, be good, brother.

[08:47:32] Peace out, shot.

[08:47:34] Fucking shock o'clock, baby.

[08:47:36] It's fucking a shock o'clock, dude.

[08:47:41] That was nice.

[08:47:55] Chat, I am getting off for the night.

[08:48:00] W stream. Oh my gosh, I forgot I'm doing a stream tomorrow. Oh no, I'm a little nervous. I don't know if anything set up

[08:48:06] Fuck we'll see I guess um chat. I'm going to be live tomorrow

[08:48:11] Doing a 20 v 1 love is in the ear with Nick Nair Sina. Okay, so I'll be live tomorrow

[08:48:16] It's gonna be full production. I have 20 girls coming and Nick Nair Sina is going to be

[08:48:22] They're all gonna be competing for him and I'm gonna be in his ear telling him what to say

[08:48:26] So that's gonna be tomorrow stream

[08:48:28] But A.W. Stream today, for all my Clippers, a new clipping campaign just started.

[08:48:38] What time is that at?

[08:48:39] So I'm going to go live around 1.00, 2.00 p.m. tomorrow.

[08:48:42] But the Nicknayer Cina 20-D1 is at 4.00 p.m., all right, 4.00 p.m. my time.

[08:48:47] So yeah, all my Clippers, the new campaign just dropped today.

[08:48:51] It's $25,000 per month for Clippers.

[08:48:54] Do you post clips on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Twitter, whatever it is, join my Clipping

[08:48:59] Server, mods are spinning up right now.

[08:49:02] And if you want to keep updated with my streams, whatever I'm doing, and just be active in

[08:49:08] the community, this is my Twitter community right here, that's what I read the most

[08:49:12] out of any social media.

[08:49:13] So go ahead and join that.

[08:49:16] a

[08:49:17] W. Fuck his stream in the chat. I'm gonna raid Jay shock

[08:49:24] And yeah, bro, I love you guys

[08:49:29] W streams

[08:49:46] I just put a bitch on another bitch and hit him both

[08:50:09] All of a sudden he a friend when I send that bitch a toast

[08:50:12] When she want attention, she disguise it as a post

[08:50:15] I forget to mention, she was my before she else

[08:50:18] She gon' live cool G like she can't

[08:50:21] All we do is work, we don't want bass

[08:50:24] I know some young thug girls in LA

[08:50:27] She just wanna pop a pill and go to space

[08:50:30] I drew gravity above the stars

[08:50:32] Gonna Mars when I flow

[08:50:33] Can't be chipping out that money, baby

[08:50:35] Let a nigga go

[08:50:36] Had to get used to this type of service

[08:50:38] Traveling through the back door

[08:50:39] I just put a bitch on bout another nigga home

[08:50:42] When you bring your thot friends you let everybody know

[08:50:45] When you sing to not friends you let everybody go

[08:50:48] Baby girl hop in we going everywhere but broke

[08:50:52] Like we always do with this

[08:50:54] She gon eat the cookie for promotion

[08:50:57] Not that thing must be

[08:50:59] Now she dope

[08:51:00] I just keep the cookie out the door