Lacy
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What is a community train you unlock 48 emotes for your chat keep leveling up to give away
emotes the fuck so basically my chat's running a train on me my chat's running a community
train on me. Yeah, how we feel today, bro? How we feel? Everybody having a good day today?
Everybody having a good day today? Ah, community train is what killed your grandmother. Okay.
So I just started stream. And y'all are already starting about talking about my grandma getting
hit by a train. Like, do we have to start this as soon as I go live, Sonyan? No, no, it's not
funny it's not a lol moment bro it's deadass not a lol moment my grandma wait
what is this what does it say grown-ass man wearing a streamer University
alumni shirt
So, okay, how on God's green earth is it embarrassing to be wearing a streamer universe
to the alumni shirt?
You guys are just jealous that you are not Streamer University alumni.
Y'all did not graduate college.
I'm seeing it.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
You guys in this chat are jealous that you didn't graduate college.
Well, I guess we're my ads back now.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Yeah, it's okay to admit it.
You made, you made is a worse, you made, you don't even speak English.
You dumb mother fucker talking about me going to college and graduating college.
You don't even speak a lick of fucking English.
No, it's not El Reader.
That guy's a fucking El Typer.
Has nothing to do with reading.
That guy's a shitty Typer.
Um, but Jack, how are you doing today?
How are everybody feeling?
It is currently, what is today?
Wait, what is today?
It is Tuesday.
I hope everybody's having a good day.
me in the chat if you're having a good day today. It is Tuesday and it's a good day,
bro. It's a good day. It's a bright day. It's a nice day and everybody is going back to
school soon. I know. So, um, listen, I know you guys are probably sad about having to
go back to school soon. You know, it's not very fun having to go back to school, but
I have good news for you. Okay. I have very, very good news for you. When you're in school,
I have talked to all your guys' teachers, I've talked to all your guys' principals,
and they said that while you're in class, you are allowed to watch Lacy Streams.
Yes, your teachers and your principals said that you guys are allowed to watch Lacy Streams
while you're in class, enjoying a vibe, catching a vibe, enjoying it in class.
So I really hope that all of you guys are going to do that and are going to enjoy watching
of my streams while you're in class.
Facts.
We good.
All right, actual question though.
So you guys don't be sitting there
and watching my streams in class at all.
Be honest, when you're in school,
you don't have me put up on your little iPad
or on your phone watching me
while you're trying to go to class.
I do, I do.
See?
See?
It's a real thing.
People actually do this.
It's a real fact, real statistical analysis.
People actually say that watching my streams in class helps them learn better.
So to all my teachers out there, let your students watch Lacey in class.
It's generally going to help them learn a lot better.
My school has banned phones.
Say oh God, they take your phones away in your guys' school.
Are you guys going to fucking prison?
Oh my God, you guys don't even go to school, you guys go to prison, son!
You're telling me that they take your phones?
Oh, no, bro's talking to a bunch of minors right now.
Listen, there's a few things that we do actually have to talk about, okay?
One thing that we have to talk about today's stream now today's stream
Could go one of two ways. All right now. I'm gonna be completely honest
I've never played Mario Kart before in my life
All right, I've never played Mario Kart before
And I got a Nintendo switch and I got a steering wheel and I'm gonna be doing
Every loss in Mario Kart equals one hit of weed.
So yeah, go ahead, call me and add it,
call me what you want, don't care, don't care.
Every single, I'm gonna be playing a bunch of games
of Mario Kart and every time that I die,
can you, is that how it works in Mario Kart?
Do you die?
Like is that how it works?
Like do you die in Mario Kart?
So how does it work?
How does it work?
What is that?
Every time you lose, yes, but when you lose, doesn't that technically count as dying or
no?
Listen, I'm not very familiar with how Mario Kart works.
I'm going to be completely honest.
Not very familiar with how Mario Kart works.
Why is there an alarm going off?
Placements.
Okay.
So, if I play five games of Mario Kart, how many games am I going to win out of five?
Tell me right now.
Be honest.
like actually be fully honest if I play five games of Mario Kart zero okay I
don't know if you guys think I'm just like a fucking bum at video games or
what you think this is I'm not like I'm not like a crumb when it comes to video
games Mario Kart's easy you'll win four out of five games okay so so basically
if I'm a gamer we saw you yesterday okay hold on a minute now because now we have
to address the elephant in the room now we have to address the elephant in the
room what do you mean we saw you yesterday if you saw me yesterday and
you watched me play for me yesterday then you would have the opinion of how
How fucking good I played.
Brother,
do y'all understand how good I played yesterday?
Dude, I didn't die a single end game.
I solo clutched two top tens.
I was actually killing people and getting refreshes.
I played really good yesterday, bro. I played really good yesterday. Now, as you guys might have saw last night, one team has been banned from Grand Finals.
A team has been banned. Faxity is officially a Grand Finalist qualifier.
So, that means me and Ark are now two spots away from qualifying for Grand Finals, bro.
We're two spots away and there's still two teams that I caught cheating and I sent to
Epic Games.
But Epic manages it on a case by case basis, okay?
So Epic has to look into each case to see exactly what's going wrong.
That's how it works, which is understandable.
there is still hope because we have seven days there's seven days for epic games to do the right thing bro
you're a band of eight or two yes broch i don't know if you guys saw
yellow dude with hands up i got caught bro i got caught bro i got caught bro
I
Got caught yelling dude with hands up. I got caught. I am officially fully guilty of
Having an Xbox before PC
I got caught bro L. A. C. In the chat go ahead spin it up go ahead, bro
Go ahead, bro. Go ahead, bro. I I have been caught y'all
Well, um, but not bro listen, whatever happens happens.
Obviously, I would love to play in Grands, but the people that I sent in, maybe I got
false info and if Epic looks into it and says, oh, they are not actually cheating, then they
deserve a spot straight up.
But if they are cheating, I Epic games, you better do the right thing and you better ban
them and and and you better know if they are if they are breaking the rules you
better ban them bro hopefully I make it through but deal with it bro you lost
I'm trying to force your way in see I could understand that if I got like 45th
place but me being two spots away from qual and the team that just got banned
W keying me and storm in my second to last game and ruining my whole tournament
And then getting banned three days later, like I'm sorry, but I'm gonna hold on to that, bro.
A team that was caught cheating, ruined my chance of qualifying by W. Keeney outside of zone.
I'm gonna hold on to that, bro. That is, they were clear as day trying to ruin my tournament.
And then they get banned three days later for cheating. Like, you can't make that up.
That's shit you literally can't make up. So, I'm not gonna let it go. I'm not gonna let it go.
Because we needed nine points and we got a whole game taken away from us from cheaters.
So fuck them.
Do reactions?
I'm going to do reactions.
I'm going to do reactions.
We're going to do reactions.
So here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to do reactions.
We're going to react to whatever's in the column, post it in the Twitter community if
you have anything you want me to react to in the thread.
I'm gonna play maybe like just fighting reactions maybe a little bit about Baylash a little bit of Baylash
And then we are going to hop on Mario Kart. I've never played Mario Kart before but I'm very excited to play Mario Kart
You know, why do you guys keep coming into my chat and saying Aussie said you called?
Is this like a new like Ludwig said wait kind of situation why why do you keep saying Aussie said you called?
I don't understand. I don't I don't get the joke
Watch this first.
Ooh, I saw this, I saw this.
Fake reaction, W fake reaction.
Oh my God, okay. All I need to do is be available on the 13th.
If you can do that, that would be amazing for me.
What?
Oh my God!
It's Dora! It's Dora!
Senegal kidnapped.
YEEEES!
Finally.
Then it has been years...
And I'm actually getting my pay back.
Wait... the fuck?
Rosie Trump!
That little contract...
Dead.
Oh shit.
Rosie, are you-
Rosie's under contract?
Wait, should I have Drew under a contract?
Sure?
Serious?
Fucking untimely right now!
Um...
Untimely!
So...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
And what the hell are we?
That doesn't mean she-
No, yes, not.
Didn't really work.
What are you doing?
Seriously, Rosie, we don't have time for this.
You know we have so much to do for this thing.
Oh, yes, we do.
Roxy?
Good.
Steal Jason's Mayback.
Roxy?
Do not tell me you forgot what we're doing.
No, I did not forget. I remember it sound.
Dude.
Beautiful.
I remember it's um...
Dude.
Oh, the Edithon.
Oooooooh! The Edithon will be lit!
Oh, I got it.
The Edithon will be lit!
Show y'all got it, Nick!
Focus, Rosie. This is serious.
Right. Sorry. It's so stupid.
Selena?
This is Sinai.
Christmatch!
No, Rosie. No, it's not.
What does this say? Break into YRG. Minecraft. Sneak into Ron's house. Eat like Lacey.
So you're going to eat. Wow. Hey clap it up for Cina. Cina's finally going to eat healthy for a day.
Cina's finally going to eat healthy for a day, bro. Four head reduction. This one should be day one.
This is very much needed.
Fuck.
You can't do that, right?
Yes.
We can't expect that completely that it's not happening at all.
Focus.
Do you remember?
We're supposed to put on good girls, bitch!
Come on!
Yes, bitch!
You know I wouldn't say that.
Yes, bitch!
It is obviously 6-phone 3.
Come on!
How are you not remembering it?
It's like the biggest thing in my career I've ever done.
It's gonna be 24 hours.
Oh shit one month long what we are doing with who she's doing a solo 30-day
Sub-A-B-Bone?
Ooh.
I hope you're prepared.
Holy shit, 30 days solo Sub-A-B-Bone?
That's crazy.
That's actually crazy.
I don't think, I don't think I can do that.
30 days by yourself Sub-A-B-Bone?
Oh my God, the chat would drive me fucking nuts, bro.
The chat would drive me nuts.
She's gonna have collabs.
Kai did it?
Yeah, but even if you look at Kai's sub-a-thon,
that wasn't just Kai.
He had Clober there the whole time.
Having people around her in a sub-a-thon
is very important for your mental
just so you can talk to her but she'll definitely do collabs but but I wonder
if she's gonna have like any side characters there permanently she's
gonna have collabs probably including you Cine did not I'll tell you I'll right
now Cine did not hit me up so I'm not in this at all Cine did not ask me to be in
this up. Why are you pointing and laughing at me? You're a dork. Don't call me a fucking
dork, you little bitch. I'm not a dork. Who's going to combo with you, nobody? All right,
Here we go, we got the thread, we got the thread.
She said his name twice and didn't think about him
until it said Puff Pastry.
Puff Pastry, oh Lacy, skin like Puff Pastry.
Oh, have enough.
It's not what happened, it's not what happened.
She definitely saw, she was clearly reading the chat
and there's, as you can see, an exact seven second delay
from the first time she said Lacy.
So what happened was, she probably read the chat,
seven second delay, someone said,
oh, you're talking about Lacey,
and then she realized it was happening.
Also, shout out to Olivia Rodrigo
for making this song about me.
Actually, it means a lot.
And it's crazy because if you really
listen to the lyrics of this song,
like listen to it, listen to it.
Listen to it.
Aren't you the sweetest thing on this side of hell?
Aren't you the sweetest thing?
And then Olivia calls me an angel.
Listen.
Dear angel Lacey, I fly this thing.
Come on.
I give it so easy.
So basically, for those of you who don't know,
and shout out Yana for actually singing this song.
I'm lazy, skin light, butt pain, and street.
Oh, I don't know.
I didn't think I was talking about legs being yellow.
So first off, they are, okay?
Olivia Rodrigo basically made this song,
and the whole basis and plot of the song
is her saying like, oh, nobody compares to Lacey.
Like out of all the guys in the world,
I just, I need my Lacey.
So she's basically just putting me on a pedestal
in terms of men.
And honestly, shout out to Olivia Rodrigo
for making this song about me.
And basically saying like, no man compares to Lacey.
And shout out, Yana, for singing along to it, bro.
Really means a lot, actually.
Wait.
You're such a dork.
Like, okay, what is, okay, dork definition.
So a dork is a term for a person who is socially awkward, quirky, or unfashionable.
So what about me is a dork?
So I'm socially awkward, but don't know when that happened.
Los Angeles Chargers quarterback Justin Herbert and Madison beer are now engaged.
Oh, shit.
Congrats to them, bro. Congrats to Justin in Madison, man.
I mean, I'm super excited for the wedding.
I think we're gonna have a lot of fun should be a really good wedding and
You know, I'm excited to bring the gift and I'm excited to I'm excited to be there and really just show love and support
So shout out shout out to them, bro. I
Guess you got invited. Yeah Justin and Madison will probably invite me to the wedding news flash
Is the joe barbs stream happening I gotta text them wait, this is a new trailer for 2k 27 oh
Coming back! Coming back! Coming back!
What changed?
What changed?
Nothing. The number yet.
The only thing that changed about this game is they put a 7 at the end instead of a 6.
Coming back! Coming back! Coming back!
I mean, I don't know why we're hating work like if you're an NBA fan you're buying the game like we can sit here
And like I can see here and I could say I can see here and I can say oh
Nothing changed. It's the same thing. It's 2k 26. Guess what? I'm still buying the game
Like I don't know I'm not even gonna sit here and try to fake like I'm upset
I'm no but 2k as long as they drop a new game every year. I'm buying it every year
It's a it's a pyramid scheme, but it is what it is
how is this funny how is this I don't understand how this is funny I don't
understand how this is funny at all you threw a chug jug at the opponent no I
If you watched the full clip, Ark asked if I had shield.
So I went to throw Ark a Chug Jug and as I'm throwing it, someone jumped in the box so it threw the Chug Jug as well as I switched to my gun.
You guys have never played Fortnite at a high enough level to understand this.
I was throwing Ark a chug jug and as I'm in the animation of throwing it you can see I'm throwing it right here
There's a guy in the box
And it just happened that my aim is so good that I flicked onto his head and threw the chug jug at the opponent
And I fucking dinked him in the hell with a chug jug. It's not like like better
Yeah
What are we talking about?
I didn't shit on this kid. I still shit on him
Yeah, and then I cut the top seven by myself
Stop calling me a dork oh
My god like this David dudes a dick rider. Yo, oh my soul this fit is not bad
Oversize equals swag.
Piggy got them fake Rick Owen wannabe shorts.
I don't even know what Rick Owen is.
Through on a hoodie, he don't even know the meaning of
just because it looked oversized.
Actually, I do.
Actually, I do know the meaning.
It's a hoodie that represents Palestine on the back.
So I do know the meaning.
Another random ass fit, another miss.
You're on a streak standing there like
their shit up your ass too, Sunion.
Okay, so first off, this is what I like to,
stop calling me a dork, you look like a dork.
So first off, first off,
this is a very, very calm,
stay at home in the house type of fit for me, right?
Most of you guys in this chat,
this right here is a going out type of fit.
You guys will wear this out with your friends.
Y'all will wear this out too.
Y'all will wear this like to a party or some shit, okay?
Me, this is at home chilling the house kind of thing.
Yes, I put on some oversized shorts
and I threw on a hoodie that represents Palestine.
And then I'm standing like that
because I can't extend my legs.
I have to get surgery soon.
like you guys don't really understand swagger and that's okay I don't blame you guys for
not getting swagger okay because y'all want to hear a DM I got this morning no not genuine
because y'all want to always flame my fits and shit let me show y'all let me let me read
a DM I got this morning on Instagram. From someone named Khalil. Lacey was
wondering if you could send me a full video of your closet. I really like
your swag. I don't know why people hate on it. It's super unique and fits you
really well. You inspire thousands of people to equip the swag that you have.
You truly have swaggered
That's what they said
That's what they said in my DMs in my DMs someone said that
Thank you
That's not a fake DM somebody actually texted me that I'm serious
Fake DM, you're such a dork, what did Russell just bring you in a classy bag, bro?
Maybe he should know who he's doing with before.
Yeah, okay, I'll be honest.
I genuinely feel bad for this Kaden guy.
I do.
I'm gonna be completely honest.
I truly do feel bad for this Kaden guy.
I don't.
Listen, he played with a teammate who got banned.
That's not his fault.
All right, that's not his fault.
I doubt, like, I hope at least, all right, I doubt he knew his teammate was doing this.
I do feel bad for Kate and I'm not going to lie.
Ordering food mid game during FNCS,
last chance qualifier after not qualifying the first day.
Spent $40K on a teammate to mid game order food
like you're starving.
Spent $40K to use DoorDash instead of using your brain
to figure out how to play the game.
Not to mention your fit.
Your fit.
Hire a stylist, Piggy Roffel.
I mean, like, brother, I played really good yesterday.
I played fucking phenomenal yesterday.
Give me a boy's name that starts with the letter H.
Why did you all post- this is weird that you all posted this because of what we filmed
yesterday.
Why did- why is this in my comrade?
This is creepy.
Give me a boy's name that starts with the letter H.
Henry
That will catch me a man with a mustache should visit to meet a woman with a mustache
Friends
You have little dick energy lol
What does that even mean? How can somebody have a little dick energy? Wait, this is tough!
He made a hot dog and put cheese and spelled my name with cheese.
That's sick.
Yeah, y'all got to admit this stuff, this stuff.
Why would you say this?
What kind of partner will you prefer?
We all know Drew is trying to become a streamer now, so I bet he's already brainstorming
content ideas for while Lacey's in the hospital recovering from surgery.
Anything to monetize the downtime as we know he's greedy.
Oh, wait, Drew's doing a Disney World IRL with Andrea?
Wait, really, Drew?
Chad, am I going to have to fire Drew for being my cameraman so he can be a streamer?
So how did this how did today's stream just turn into you guys sending like me in my and
It's like making fun of my outfits, it's not a dork fit, it's not a dork fit, bro, I'm
not going to lie, yeah, I'm actually going to be honest, oh my God, I'm about to just
start wearing whatever I want, because like a day like today, I put on a nice outfit to
try to be presentable so you guys wouldn't judge me, I'm about to just start wearing
what I want to wear for now. Like today, today's outfit, I look calm. Facts or no, be honest.
be honest. And this fit is not even a bad fit. It depends on the occasion, right? Like
I was this, I was, I was going on a run. I was going on a run. You were in that shirt's
the equivalent to wearing a Letterman jacket? What the fuck is a Letterman jacket, bro?
Traditional American High School or College Academic Achievement. I've never seen someone
ride Kai's dick as much as you take that fucking shirt off.
Hello, greetings. I'm Roman.
Ah, the chat's on one today, huh? This fucking bitch-ass chat, bro.
My name's Lacey. I'm gay, and I like...
Pepsi fans will be able to smell like their favorite soda thanks to this new body wash.
GlamLite is releasing a Pepsi vanilla slushie body scrub.
When does it come out?
When does it come out?
tick-tock shop July 31st I have to get this I have to get this you know how
good you'll smell if you walk out the shower and go in public smelling like a
vanilla pepsi or a wild cherry set? Probably taste good in the shower too. Can we get milky
He moved back?
Well, you will probably wish.
Where do you want to go?
I want chicken and waffles.
Okay, so let's call the virtual kitchen.
Hello.
Or fill in those groups of yours.
I am going to get chicken and waffles.
Yes.
Which come with me?
Come with me.
If not, get off my dick.
Facts.
Dude, I got to start wearing, um, um, what are these called again?
I gotta start wearing two rags again, I look you look tough.
I'm actually gonna, call Silky.
I'm calling Silky.
Yo, woo, muddy. I'm live right now.
Question, do you by any chance have a do-rag at Cabara?
Yes, um, I just want to I just want to change my swag up a little bit
Yeah
What do you mean
Please
Yeah, I need it right now I can have I can have drew grab it for you
All right, I'll do come down to grab it all right, thanks
Nothing I'm just I'm getting I'm getting flamed right now wrong. They're making like my entire thread
is just them making fun of my outfits.
I like to do this to support you.
So I think I'm gonna change my style.
Yeah, I'm gonna start, I'm gonna start,
I'm gonna start being me.
Cause people are already making fun of my outfit.
No, is it, no, but can you be honest with me?
Is this really a bad outfit right here?
Is this really a bad outfit?
Oversize equals swag.
Piggy got them fake Rick Owens wannabe shorts.
Threw on a hoodie, don't even know the meaning of it
cause it looked oversized.
Random ass fit, another miss.
You're on a streak.
standing there like shits up your ass, Sonyan.
Is this really that bad of a fit?
I mean, you're wearing a sock with yellow,
one of one of them, one of them doesn't.
This is a chill at home kind of swagger.
I mean, I don't mind, I don't mind it.
See, it's not even bad.
But your pants are like touching the ends of your sock.
Asking stable Ronaldo about style.
I have some of the best style.
Yo, do they think that we can't dress?
I have some of the best style on this site, on this twist site.
They think that we can't dress.
Okay, so let's do it, bro.
I can't do it tomorrow. Let's do it before my mile.
Well, you want to go to a store and take out some new fits?
Yeah. I'm down.
Well, Friday. I'll stream Friday. I was going to take out Friday. I'll stream Friday.
I don't care. Let's do it, bro.
Because I have actual swag.
Also, I didn't know if to sell my tweet.
I want to take my earl into something I'm doing.
Starting today, 7, 28, 20, 26, I'll be going to the gym every single day.
By January 1st, 2027, I will have a six pack.
If I don't, I'll give one person who likes this tweet.
Nah, fuck that.
This one's for me.
See you January 1st.
Whore off.
Whore off.
Whore off.
What'd you think about that?
That swag, no?
fucking swag no that's um
I see for a good thing I genuinely would but I can't I can't there was I've
surgery I'm not gonna do it bro I'm not gonna be able to work out I'm not gonna
be able to work out I've been working for three years I know I'm gonna be either
I'm gonna be wait oh thank you
What is what is this?
What are you doing?
No, I got
It's I got you I think it's it goes like hey, why is it time? I don't know wait
So why are you doing this?
I'm just changing my spike a little bit. You think you're gonna end up on Twitter
Well, for what?
I mean, I don't really care.
I don't have a Twitter for anything nowadays, so...
What do you get hailed right now?
For saying that Max bought a water mount two and a half years ago.
Wait, what did I miss?
I don't know.
What happened, Drew, can you explain?
I don't know.
It was sort of about you there.
Can we one second here?
I think I'll do...
I'm gonna end up on a Twitter for a while.
It goes wrong. I don't know. I think you're like close though. I don't know how to do it. Sookie did it to me that way
I'm getting out of this clip listen bro
I wish you the best of luck with your alpha choice. I got to go to work
And yeah
What's up, Papers?
Welcome to Ph.D. Waze.
In today's video, I'm going to teach you how to tie your D-Rag fast, easy, and simple.
Yes, I already made a video on how to tie your D-Rag, but I kept getting comments of
people saying I was talking too much and the video was too long, and that video is literally
five minutes.
This video is going to be way faster.
Let's get right into it.
All right.
When you're tying your durag, you want to make sure you have a high quality durag.
This durag right here is an example of a low quality durag.
You can easily see through it.
What you want is you want a nice silky with some long strings and thicker straps.
This durag is from my website, phdandwaves.com.
You can definitely cop one with the brand.
All right, let's get right into it.
Let me show you guys how to tie your durag.
Wait, I got to take this durag off.
Hold on.
Ahhhh! He should wave me!
Woooo!
These durags, they lock it in my way, it's like, can you see that?
So you're gonna put the durag on your head, obviously.
You want the stitching on the outside, that's the correct way to wear the durag, and you
want the durag to be in between your eyebrows and your hair line, that is a good place to
put it.
Make sure that the durag is covering your full head, you want it to be nice and flat.
Also make sure the string is straight down the middle of your head so it's nice and even.
Next thing you're going to do is you're going to grab those strings, make sure that they're
nice and flat.
You're going to put them behind your ears and then you're going to cross it over in
the back of your head.
So once they're crossed over, you're going to have a top string and you're going to
have a bottom string crossed over in the back of your head.
What you're going to do is you want to take the bottom string first and cross it over
the ear and you want to cross it over your forehead just like that and right
here you're just going to switch hands just like that and now you're going to
grab the topstripe.
Hi.
Okay, wait, what?
Oh!
And you're going to cross it over just like that, over the ear.
As you can see, both strings are now crossed over behind my ears.
Now what you're going to do, lastly, you're just going to tie it in the back like normal.
It's super simple.
And that's pretty much how you tie your duag.
The last thing that you want to do is, you want to take the tail, you just want to pull
it down just to make sure everything is nice and flat.
And you know, you can adjust the sides a little bit, but yeah, that's pretty much it.
Everything is locked in.
If you guys want a deeper explanation on how to tie your D-Rag, definitely watch the other video, but hopefully this video helped.
Hopefully you guys learned how to tie your D-Rag better than this video.
Who just said rewatched the video?
You look like a cuddly dork.
All right, but now that I know how to do it,
I feel like I could do it good.
Wait, give me time, give me time, give me time.
Let me go chat.
Che, let me cook.
Let me cook.
Let me cook.
Okay.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I just broke s**t he's the Rake.
I just broke s**t he's the Rake.
I think nobody's answering me bro.
I'm gonna call Jinxy.
I think my phone's broken.
It can't.
Bless you, what are you?
Bless you, what are you?
You are the one who died here.
Thanks to me.
And I don't want to treat you.
I don't want to treat you.
I don't want to treat you.
Get it!
Like why did he hang up?
Did he get a boner or something?
Why did he hang up?
I'm in every movie, I'm in every movie, I'm in every movie
FaceTime, Yana
Who's J- Who's Jenna?
FaceTime, Yana
She's injured? What do you mean she's- Yo! What's pop- What's poppin'?
Hey! Oh! Uh, why do you have a new rag on?
Just changing up my swagger a little bit.
You are not in there. You are not in there, boy.
Let's see the back. Hey!
Let's see, let's see, let's see how you tried it in the back, please.
Let's see it.
A hot-ass mess.
Lacey, take that all!
Hey, Yana!
Shhh!
Why did y'all say stop it?
You guys are haters!
I feel assaulted, okay?
FaceTime Cody.
Starting a FaceTime call to Cody.
Why do your eyebrows look uneven?
I think because I have my do-rag tied so tight that it's pulling up one side of my eyebrow
farther than the other.
He's in a token.
Oh my god, like I just can't run.
Nobody cares about me, man.
I'm just sitting here in a fucking 17th stable and all the losing weight tweet, bro.
Like give it up, bro.
You're never losing weight.
Let's be real, Lacey.
These motherfuckers hating on your fits because they don't got swag.
Wear what you want.
You make any outfit look good.
These motherfuckers just jealous.
Keep these fits coming.
We love them.
looking hella fine recently. You were on my TV and my mom said who's that fine boy.
This the type of guy you see in Judeon's videos.
anything I do anything I do you guys just say it doesn't look good so you guys
look at this and you don't think I look good
No, because now you are pissing me off. I'll bear it back.
Come on, this looks good though, be honest.
On God, he got bigger, yo I did not get bigger, it's called that this is a fucking double
XL jacket.
Yo Faxi, how you gonna talk about me getting bigger?
When I go in your chat, if I go in your chat, if I type exclamation mark wait, your start
weight was 343 pounds over a year and a half ago and your current weight, you gained 20
pounds.
You have a negative weight journey.
You gained 20 pounds since last year!
362 pounds?
Yana got in a crash?
Wait, what?
Is this you?
Holy sexiness overload.
When was this from?
What is this from?
Now listen, to all my ladies out there, I'm about to do something, okay?
I don't want y'all to edit me.
I'm going to say that.
I dropped my phone and now I'm getting a crack attack y'all. I can't win the rumble
You know I just like like there's just nothing appealing about me. There's just nothing appealing about me
You guys this was not by the way, this was not from last night. This was from like a year and a half ago
I've caught Nick A-30 at Skyzone?
A-30!
Never fuck it down! Never give up!
I think it's wrong for Lacey to exclude Pilot and Diamond from the Caretaker series.
Just because he's scared, Pilots gonna take his painkillers, and diamonds gonna steal his red-up.
First of all, Pilots coming to one of the days. Hold, no wait, oh my god, Pilots actually got fucking fake hair.
You're gonna get stuck up there and then you're gonna cry for your mommy!
You're gonna go up around the circles and you're gonna cry.
Oh, that's so cute.
What is this? WPR?
No, Lemmy does definitely have big meat.
What happened?
Is that a bike or an electric bike?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Is it E-boy?
You're the great! Great!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh, she went face-first into the pavement.
I'm gonna throw her to the toilet.
Oh my god!
Oh, shit!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Is she okay though?
Damn, she really lost control.
Look!
Right here, she doesn't know what she's about to do.
Great! Great!
I've never seen someone ride a bike like this!
She's laying down on the bench!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Are you okay?
No, shut up!
Call her?
I've just talked to her.
I'll just call her like 10 minutes ago.
Wait.
Oh!
Oh, so she, okay, she was perfectly fine after, yeah?
Good.
Are you okay?
She didn't, like, chip a tooth or anything?
I'm gonna do this.
Oh!
Hey, don't do that.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Can I help you?
Hi.
Yeah, you know, I'm gonna try that.
Oh, my gosh.
Wait, how did that happen?
What do you mean, how did that happen?
You lost control of the bike, tried to lay down on it like it was a couch, and then went
face first into the brick wall.
Did you know it's not on a bridge?
No!
It's not on a bridge!
Ow!
I'm okay!
I think I did the impossible.
Yeah, I knew you might have to do it.
Oh, I'm glad she's okay, though.
What the fuck is this?
I
Saw that live
Who the fuck beat 18 plus without a license you dumb spongebob ass
Okay, I feel it's like a direct shot at me or some shit
You said it in your head, I mean yeah, I'm reading it, but I didn't say it
This dude has been wearing these same damn black sweats for the past four days.
Probably has the same underwear too, Sonyan.
I do not have the same, I have not been wearing the same pants for the last four days.
so cute diva comes out friday hold on
I fuck with the song already, it's not a dick ride by the way, you could tell if you're
going to like a song by the snippet, you could tell you're going to like a song by the snippet,
It has that same sound and like upbeat vibe that's the song, so I can tell I'm going to
fuck with this song.
Yes.
That's actually what I'm going to do with the fire song.
PSA, I don't really like to post about personal stuff like this, but this was my first car
accident in my first time in an ambulance and I just want to thank God for allowing me to still be
here after hitting this industrial machine yesterday. Storytime on the accident soon.
Oh no. Thank God she's okay. Thank God she's okay.
He deleted the tweet as well. Yeah, they're done, bro. I'm not gonna lie at least you actually might
I don't think so, bro. I think it's over. I think it's Gege. I think it's Gege, bro.
It's looking so good. Really fucking high.
Geez
Tyler says her crush has four letter with so cheddar kind tyler like are they like are they like how many letters am I getting
Parasocial isn't the person named how many letters
Isn't the person named
Depends depends on what
What does that mean?
It depends.
Okay, well, the name you call, how many letters?
Four.
D-U-K-E.
Duke.
Wait, no.
What the hell does that mean?
It depends.
What does that mean?
It depends.
Okay, well, the name, you call them.
How many others?
Oh.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Four letters in her crush's name.
She had to think about it.
It's the name she calls him.
gold. Oh my god. Four letters in her crush's name. She had to think about it. It's the name she calls him.
L A C Y.
It's me. It's me.
I
Have a girlfriend. I'm I'm sorry like respectfully. I'll pass. I'm good. I have a girlfriend. Thank you
So I mean about girls just throwing themselves at me, bro
ah
I did it I beat cancer at 20. I'm officially cancer-free holy W's man. Congratulations on being cancer-free
Lacey was so nervous. He threw a chug jug at the- Thank you someone in the comments understands.
He was giving Ark a chug jug because he asked for it. Thank you for having a fucking brain!
Get out of here!
Thank you for having a fucking brain, dude!
I'm a small streamer, and I was the one that sent you that letter from your last PO books
about when and what, I felt like I can maybe help take care of you when you get surgery.
I'm a small streamer, so I don't know how you feel about it, but.
But I'm gonna be honest, the amount of people I've had text me or DM me asking me to be
my caretaker, I don't have like a hundred caretaker days, dude.
Yes, I'm reporting it. I don't care. I don't care. I'm reporting the tweet. I'm reporting
the tweets misinformation about my health. What the fuck was this? What do you mean?
What the fuck was this?
I was going bicycling!
Y'all act like I just throw these types of fits on
on the normal day-to-day life for fun!
No!
I was going cycling!
Watch the EDP documentary?
That's a thing?
So y'all actually fucked with this I'll be honest watch this YouTube video
Why are they making it seem like this dude is the Joker they're like this lighting and this music and this pose and
the flash and lights dead ass they're making EDP seem like like they're
literally make like making him have like like villain aura well what is this
brother he's not he did not do so he did not rob a bank and get away with it
He's a pedophile. Why are y'all trying to make him seem cruel?
Like he went to that place to have sex with a 19-year-old.
Definitely, you're discretionary as a boss.
Oh, shit!
What do you even prefer to do?
EDP?
Solicitate sex?
Run?
Who thinks you're underage?
He sent me videos of pen master readings.
I would say EDP is complete in this case.
I would say EDP is complete in this case.
So what advice would I give to EDP 445?
You need to stop doing this documentary.
Fucking a bitch is innocent to lay in on it.
What did you just say?
Fucking a bitch is innocent to lay in on it.
Why do you think you wanted to have sex with a 13 year old?
I mean, the reason why I wanted to have sex with a 13 year old is already fucking clear.
What?
He was talking to 13 and 12 year olds.
Fuck on it.
How do you fucking faggots can break my ass because I'm still standing, bitch?
What the fuck?
He's wrong with him.
No way they dropped the documentary trailer two weeks before it comes out.
I wanted to watch it right now.
Pinned?
What up, fatty?
Oh, clicks.
What's up, clicks?
So this comes out August 9th.
Do we watch this, chef?
When it comes out, we might have to.
Just got an old suite of Lacey giving people workout advice when he was 300 pounds.
to work out, it's better. Just finished my first workout in years. Hopefully I can keep
up with this, need the motivation for real. Gotta get it to where it's a routine and part
of your daily life, so it's not something.
Brother, like God forbid you try to be positive to someone nowadays.
God forbid you try to be positive and give someone advice nowadays, dude.
I was not larping being healthy.
I was not licking me healthy.
You guys understand.
I knew what I had to do to lose weight.
That's why I did it.
W fashion.
I guess this shirt is this waggy?
I guess this shirt is this waggy?
Brother, this is a Balenciaga shirt with a CD in the middle.
That shit is tough.
You don't know swag if you don't fuck with that.
Facts.
Clothes designed like you gave up halfway through in that haircut.
You asked the barber for the I have no idea what I'm doing special.
Your face looks like your character hasn't finished loading in yet.
The default NPC they put in the background because nobody wants to animate you.
First off, what is wrong with grey sweats and a beige hoodie?
Second off, this is a Balenci hoodie.
And third off, this is from 2 and a half years ago.
You're a mess and you gained 30 pounds talking like you're looking good, your low life numb
nuts.
Drew and Klicks own you, you would be nothing without them, you will still be a million
pounds had drew not started your TikTok and clicks finding you and starting your career
after you've failed as an attorney.
Like I just don't get where it is random like like where it is random negativity come from
from this chat. Nah, seriously. Where did this random ass negativity from the chat come from?
I
Hate this chat I fucking hate this chat, bro
like dude all about it is end stream all about it is end stream bro y'all are dead
That's on my dick for nothing.
Y'all are on my clicks calling.
No, he's not.
I have my phone right here, you fucking num nuts bastard.
Hello, Lacey.
I have serious information concerning energy
in competitive integrity violations.
I believe you should review.
Before the full material is made public,
I have a detailed Google Doc containing original Discord
screenshots, translations, and videos, account linkage records, timestamps, and supporting
public sources.
The document includes alleged statements regarding WH usage, DMA hardware, firmware, and band
history, as well as evidence linking the relevant player identities.
Please DM me so I can send you the complete evidence package privately.
Like what the fuck were you thinking?
I don't know how to make you guys understand this, okay?
Let me ask you guys a question.
And without looking it up, I want an answer within five seconds.
What did Silky wear at Coachella?
Five, four, three, two, one.
A bunch of I don't know's clothes.
I don't know.
I don't know.
A bunch of chat saying I don't know.
Okay.
Chat five seconds.
What did Brandon wear at Coachella?
Five, four, three, two, one.
A bunch of I don't know's.
I don't know's.
Now if you ask anybody, what did Lacey wear at Coachella?
They could tell you right away.
Oh, Lacey had that whack-ass blue Hawaiian shirt with a pink hoodie and basketball shorts.
Bunch of bullshit.
I remember that.
That's what y'all aren't understanding.
That's what y'all aren't understanding.
People who put on normal ass fits, a pair of jeans, a shirt with a chain.
No one's going to remember you.
That's just another dude in a crowd.
People remember this fit.
It's iconic.
This was the most liked post from Coachella.
Was me in this fit.
Sometimes it's better to stand out than it is to fit in.
Okay.
I'm not gaslighting y'all into saying that this was a good fit.
Was this a good fit in my opinion?
Yes, it is. Look how good I look. Look how good I look.
The lacy hit is actually crazy.
Broken lose weight, gain weight, switch up the style,
or wear the most basic outfit ever and y'all would still find something to complain about.
Exactly.
Exactly!
You want to know why?
Because every person in this chat
who hates on my style and my fits,
when Christmas time rolls around and Santa Claus
is going to bring them gifts to put under their tree,
every single one of them puts on their Christmas
lift, on their Christmas list.
Santa Claus, I want Lacey outfits.
Santa Claus, I want what Lacey wore on this day.
Mom, can you tell Santa Claus I want to start dressing
like Lacey. That's why. That's why. It's called jealousy.
So what compelled you to wear this shit? Again. Again. Not even a bad fit. Matching
blue shirt and blue shoes matching red socks and shorts it's not even bad it's
dead not even bad it's dead middle school fit all right you know what I'm gonna
start I'm dead ass gonna start dressing for my shoes for myself I'm not
dressing on what you guys want me to wear anymore
what the fuck was this
I was in Miami, Florida, on vacation, and I had a button-down Hawaiian shirt.
This is not even bad!
You guys are just dick writers!
Like God forbid!
Like God forbid, you have a color scheme going for a day.
God forbid you have a color scheme and you want to match.
W red hair dye for the community.
See, I know y'all loved this hair.
I know that y'all in this chat, you guys loved this hair.
Should I go back to it?
Not a bad fit at all, by the way.
Actually not a bad fit at all.
A baby pink shirt, a nice puffer jacket, some khakis and a hat.
Not a bad fit at all.
It's not even a bad fit.
Yo, do y'all want me to go put a fit on right now?
I will dead ass go put a fit on right now.
Matt.
Let me load up my IRR okay.
Let me load up my phone, cause Drew's not here.
So let me load up my phone, where I'm switched to my IRL.
IRL.
So let me get this straight, Drew doesn't cameraman anymore.
Why isn't Drew here?
Alright, y'all wanna know why Drew's actually not here?
He's told me he was tired from streaming so late last night.
Yeah.
And he said he had to plan an IRL today.
So I'm pretty sure I lost my cameraman, like for good.
I think Drew's just like fully trying
to become a streamer now.
Don't really know what to do.
So, if there's any cameraman out there that want to be my cameraman, let me know.
I need a movie, I need a movie.
Like this fits dead, not even bad.
Oh, I'm lagging.
Imagine, Chad, imagine this is what you wake up to every morning.
Imagine you're laying in bed and you're sleeping, so everybody's sleeping right now, and then you wake up, and this is what you wake up to.
Good morning, baby.
You sleep well?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Why are you arched out?
What are you doing?
I got the studio.
Not to the chat what you were actually doing.
You were planning your stream for tonight.
No, it's not.
Chad said that you're not cameramaning because you were live so late last night and you're planning your next IRL.
Yo, Drew, be honest.
What?
You want to be a streamer?
No, I don't want to be a streamer.
I don't want to be a streamer.
I already told you that.
What do you mean like streamer, like, acquisition from getting?
What?
Are you ready to play Mario Kart or you can install the signal right now?
Put that little shit on me.
Bro, what are you doing?
Nah, I didn't even let me grab the camera.
Nah, I'm gonna put some swaggy shit on for the chat.
Because chat says I have no, see chat?
I'm gonna put a, I'm gonna put a fit that I like on.
Uh, here, come on, okay.
No, I'm not.
I'm not playing dress to impress, bro.
I'm gonna put some actual shit on.
Okay.
Low key, like a nice jacket would look nice with this fit.
Come get the phone, Drew, go outside and then just get me walking out.
Don't show me, but just get me walking out
These baby ass pedals bro, these baby ass pedals
Charlie these are gonna work. Why are they so tiny?
They for kids
Mr.. Do the job
This is to do the job no
Pre-broken, no, no, there's brand new
This is the last one they had at a bus by
Ten dollars this shit was like 50 or 60 bucks a month alive
Wait chat Ron has it Ron has a better one just want to have a better one should I return this
yes yes use wrongs okay you need logic no you don't you check you don't use a
larger tech for a fucking the logic one is it for an Xbox chat you don't use that
with a Nintendo Switch. It doesn't work. I already tried.
Hold on! Shut up! I'm doing one last adjustment.
W Raid. W Raid.
Because y'all are about to see some shit that I actually like.
Like, this is shit I fuck with. I know the chat might not.
But when I think about it, okay.
Dress how I want to dress.
Shit, that eye let's us throw up.
Are you ready, sir?
Uh, yeah.
Like, come on!
Bro, what are you doing here?
This is kind of tough!
What is this segment, bro?
What do you mean?
It's not tough.
How?
It's, it's like, it's like...
like a little assist kind of I please don't tell me you have a tail
What do you think what do I think it's ass
How
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, hold on, I'm gonna just turn on my radio.
What the fuck?
Alright, um, I'm in my business car.
Wait, what's T.O.S. about this?
The trailer is T.O.S.?
What are you wearing?
Yeah, what is T.O.S.?
Oh, it's the trailer.
Why?
You know, like, Ellen DeGeneres,
the generous if she did like 50 different dishes of harrowing
Alright, you want me to set up the week?
Yeah.
You ready to play?
Alright.
Alright, bet.
I'm gonna go downstairs and grab
Have you ever played Mario Kart before?
No.
You've never played the one-
They've never on like a DS or nothing?
Are y'all saying GG?
Oh wait, I think I played on the Wii once!
Alright, this-
This-
This serial is doing it for you, so you can just play control.
Why would the serial not do it for me?
We're gonna be honest. I think that I need I think that I need um
What I think that I need my pants back you can't wear those
What can't wear those shorts? I mean they're a little thing. I think it's not gonna be
I don't know they're a little tight for me. No, they look good. Um, wait, can we move your mouse?
I don't want these shorts. I'm taking them off. Can we move your mouse pack? Is this look he has to stop you know?
Oh my god
Um, so we can move your mousepad, maybe?
What?
So this could suction to the desk?
Where's our mousepad?
Like this suctioned on to the desk.
Watch this, ready?
Oh, so that's where you're steering it as a jam.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's fine.
It should work, let's see.
Can you give me my pants?
Let's do this.
I know, but I need pants.
What are you doing?
Actually, can you go get my pants from the closet?
Yeah.
Let's see if it sticks.
Oh, there we go.
It does?
Yeah.
What are you doing, son?
I
Nice pretty fuck no set up up your set up El drew bro. How did I fuck up your setup?
This is stick very well, does it really need okay, so what do I do?
Is it sticking good?
Yo, that sounds like what a pussyqueefs.
Maybe you should put your weight on it so it sticks a little more.
Stand up and put all your weight on it, maybe?
Yeah, there you go.
Put that up?
Yeah.
Can you get me can you give me my pants please my closet there is on the floor in my closet
Man is hung like a Persian horse?
What does that even mean?
Chad, if I've never played Mario, am I going to be like that ass right off the rip?
Mario Kart's easy, okay, but are there like like I feel like every game there's try-hards are there try-hards in Mario Kart or no?
24, by the way?
Yeah, bro!
24!
God, wait, is it bad to be smoking this early on in the day?
24 got wait is it bad to be smoking this early on the day though?
Like it's 4 p.m. And I'm about to smoke I
Never smoked this early, but like it's for the content. You know what I mean?
Dude, this steering wheel is so ass.
I'm not addicted.
Smoking at 4pm is just chalking your day.
Yeah, but chat, hear me out.
Think about it.
Look at this video, chat.
Chat, look at this video!
Where is it?
Fortnite, but one death equals one blinker has almost a million views on a live video.
Now imagine it says Mario Kart, but one loss equals one blinker.
BAY!
So all your good videos are all around you smoking?
Chad I'm not kidding.
go to my videos and you go to my most popular phase clan gets high let's get
high with sketch lacy gets high with sketch and silky for that but one debt
equals one blinker. Baking while baked.
Dude, you might have to start with a wee break.
Faze, clear, and good time at XQC.
Bro, like, we got caught. La, la, la, la. All of my most popular videos are just me getting
high. Why do people like to see me get high so much?
We got high in the streamer university school bus
He has 60k on the second channel, okay, we should be good to walk
Wait, I'm eating this first
Okay, let me just swap this monitor first. Okay, it's good
Can you do one loss equals remove one piece of clothing instead?
Why would I do that?
There we go.
Hold on.
It's Xbox, right?
No, it's not.
Oh, yeah, it's called Xbox.
I need to, like, deactivate it.
Which one is it?
Deactivate, activate.
BANG!
Where should my can be?
I'm not sure. I remember I've never played Mario Kart.
Wait, should I be green screened for this?
I do have a green screen. I just have to unbox it.
What about the old one?
No, I want to see what it's set up. I have one that I literally just pulled up. I just have to take it out of the box.
Chad, does it hit as much from green screen though and smoking? I feel like it doesn't hit as much.
This isn't Mario Kart. Yes it is. I literally called Gilver as I said, which is the best
Mario Kart to get. He told me this one. It doesn't work. Wait, what do you have to put
oh wait um you have to like turn it on I don't know I didn't test it this part I believe it's got a story
is it power running oh wait
is it plugged in?
it should be
yeah it's plugged in
somebody's got him plugged
Oh no, that wheel doesn't work with Mario Kart.
Ah, it literally has Mario on it.
You're telling me this should don't work?
Why would this wheel not work with fucking Mario Kart?
I don't think it's even on.
Look, it's not letting up.
Does that power switch somewhere on here?
Is there batteries or something you got to turn on, maybe?
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
What?
That's what I just flipped on.
I'm going to have to watch a little tutorial here.
Chez, anybody know how to do this?
No, it's not bad.
That's just for the pedals.
But it's plugged in, so I'm really not sure why.
If Drew stops streaming and learned this last night we wouldn't have this problem.
Guess what maybe you texted me last night.
Oh yeah maybe.
Wait really?
Oh you got it?
Oh there we go.
No it doesn't work on the game.
I
Hmm
Controller yeah, fuck it Ron has one. Yeah, but I asked Ronnie say he doesn't know where it's at
How does this not work with the fucking Mario wait, so it works on a home screen
Yeah
Alright zoom in order wait the next time when you guys can't see the wheel if I zoom in Jack less
Is that better
Where's the best buffer can for Mario Kart
You have to enable it in the game?
Wait, do I do online player, single player?
No, it definitely should work, because I'm looking at the box.
It literally says Margaret Parkland on the box.
One thing I would think is maybe we have to online it.
Shaggy, I want me to get a green screen.
It'll take you five minutes.
I get a green screen.
Fuck it.
You have to restart.
It's not a wheel for switch one chat.
You guys are stupid.
Well, what is Super Smash Bros?
Do we ever play Super Smash Bros?
How do you restart the game?
What is this?
I hate stupid people so much.
It says to go into a controller in six different settings.
And then you have to go to where to go.
controller wire communications.
I would still have the game that I'm going to play with these guys.
Controller wire communications?
I thought it said it's not on the top.
Open the game with the wheel.
Okay, it's opening.
Oh!
Nice.
Good job, Shatter.
Shatter, y'all are sure that I should be using, um, a green screen now.
Alright, then fuck it, I'm about to go pee really quick before we start chatting.
Chat, I'm about to go pee, everybody, just count to 30.
Oh shit dude we got a full on green screen!
No! No!
Not bad.
Dude, I think I need water to make this stick to the desk.
Water?
Yes.
Because it has like little suction cups, but it's not sticking.
He's there saying wet it spit on it
It's a little ass green screen.
What do you mean?
Just crop your camera.
You don't need the widest camera in the world.
Just crop your camera.
Okay.
Oh, I gotta call Mikey.
Call Mikey.
I'd speak to all Mikey lacy here
Maybe if Drew wasn't streaming so lady wouldn't have bought such a small green screen
Um, maybe just crop the left or right. Well, you have to do it
You're through the oh, I try to do the green screen shit watch this chat
Yeah, watch this. I don't know how to do this shit. No, no, let me we cook. Let me cook. Let me cook filters
Add a chroma key
You're doing the wrong one. It's down there.
I haven't seen a cropper.
I've got to get out of the shirt.
There you go.
Yippee!
Chad, is this good bottom left or should it be bottom right?
Wait, do you want me to get a wet towel?
Pull it.
So what, the bottom of it?
I spit on it, but you gotta get a wet towel, does it, Jase?
Well, you're up $50,000 for that.
Alright, so, first we have to do an intro.
It's like not humbling weights for a few minutes, right?
Mod's pin tells Rue he has to do the feet at the bottom, the bottom, feet at the bottom.
Who's that?
Oh, someone doing the name Clamped.
Oh, they have to open them?
I see what you're saying.
Good, calm shot.
Hold on, make your gather, gather the friend real quick.
I have to do a YouTube video.
Let's get...
No, not with the green screen.
No, not with the green screen.
And...
Or should I do it with the green screen?
I don't know. I feel like you're playing Mario Kart.
Just make yourself real big with Mario Kart.
Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right.
You all got it. Not enough. W through the chat.
He's right.
There we go.
Whoever said that, you deserve a sub.
All right, but you're gonna roll backwards you're gonna knock it
Okay, I'll try not to push it back a little bit. Yeah
You got to move this side a little bit which I can't see which side look
No, I don't think it's gonna work
No, you can just see the room in the back where
Where right there? Oh
No
Just move it up
Okay, okay, a little bit more forward. Yeah
A little bit tiny bit more.
Good.
Holy shit, it's right on my ass, eh?
Oh, wait.
Okay, all right, ready, chef?
And scene.
What's good, YouTube? Welcome back to another video. The last video I did, Fortnite,
but every death equals one blinker almost hit a million views.
So today,
we are doing
Mario Kart,
But every time I lose a race, I must take a blinker
Yes, we are getting high
And I've never played Mario Kart before in my entire life. So
Let's let's see what happens now first off. I'll have to pick what I'm gonna be smoking. So
Right here. I have a thing called a stizzy. I
Have a thing called the green crack
It is a green crack.
I have a sour diesel gelato, or I have a watermelon pre-roll.
Ooh, watermelon pre-roll might hit.
I'm gonna let the chat choose.
Chad, what do y'all think?
Do I do green crack or do I do a watermelon pre-roll?
I think I got to go with the watermelon tree roll, bro.
See if it actually tastes...
I'm going to go with the watermelon.
I'm going to go with the watermelon, bro.
I love watermelon, and maybe if we die enough, we'll move on to the green crack later, okay?
So I do want to let y'all know, obviously, we have the usual, the butt stuff ashtray.
I'm really nervous.
I've never played Mario Kart in my life.
And I don't know, okay, champion, is it easy?
Is Mario Kart easier now?
Now you guys know the drill.
Unfortunately, I can't show myself actually hitting it
because the video will get taken down, but
I can bend down and do it.
You can
Fuck it, you know what should I just do a chat
Yeah, should I just do it
Have have Mikey just blur it. All right, fuck it. I'll have Mikey just blur it
All right, here we go
I've never gotten high at this time of the day, but fuck it
You guys know the rules we have to take a hit before we get into the gaming
Okay, we have to take a hit before we get into the gaming
maybe maybe two-hits
Okay. Okay. No, I'm just getting it started. I'm just getting it started. I was just getting
it started. Those aren't big hits. Those aren't big hits. Just getting, just getting it a little
started baby hits. Yes. Because I haven't, I haven't lost the game yet. So it has to be a baby
right now. Okay. It feels like it's not hitting. Wait, it did. I feel like it's not hitting. I'm
I'm not kidding.
Is it rolled too tight?
The fact that I know how to do this is sad, bro.
Light it wall pooling.
Yo, I can't.
Yo, I'm gonna be five hits deep.
Are you all just trying to get me fried?
Okay, that hit that hit okay
All right first game first game do I do online play multiplayer or single player?
Online? I've never played this game before. I don't even know how it works!
Race, knockout tour, or battle?
battle. Can I do race? I'm gonna pit my character! Mario Luigi Toad, baby Mario. Wait, do different
characters have different speeds or no? Hold on now, Pauline. Princess Peach, hold on,
Fine shit. Hold on fine shit
Honestly, I kind of want to be baby baby Mario
Oh my god, give me a match rocket
Which I do y'all have audio
Fuck it, we'll do Mario Circuit to start, we'll do Mario Circuit to start, here we go.
how do you drift? how do you drift? I don't know how to drift! you're coped? 2, 1, GO!
Oh
I don't know what to drift
Hey! Wait, am I winning? Am I winning?
Well, it's this stupid fucking steering wheel, so I swear it's not me.
Okay, I'm in the 18th place check how many how many places are there? Oh, what is this?
Come on come on
Go!
Why the fuck did I just get shot by lightning? What is this game?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, I'm actually doing good.
Hold on, I'm kinda catching up here.
Can I do a good though?
Woo!
Woo!
Surely there's a way to speed up!
Well, it's cuz I picked the fucking slowest dude.
18th place?
Out of what?
Well, 18th place, y'all know what that means.
Let's take a Blanker or a hit.
Oh fuck.
Oh shit.
18th place equals 18 hits.
No it does not.
Does it taste like watermelon?
Let me get one more just to make sure.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Shadow of the Otto, I think the steering wheel is the problem.
I think the steering wheel might be the problem, bro.
It keeps coming up.
coming up. Wait, so I didn't even lose. I have another race. How many races do I have?
Yeah, this steering wheel is fucked. Fuck it, okay. Four total races. So every time I
I don't get first, I have to take a hit?
Mods, what a prediction, do I get top 10 this game?
Is it really fair though,
cause you guys don't get to understand,
it's my first time playing Mario Kart.
I'm trying a new technique, Chet.
If you start in last place, I mean, brother, I just can't use this fucking controller.
I just can't use this wheel. It just keeps coming up every time I try to use it
What why is it a big deal in the middle of the road?
Oh my god, what is this? What is this?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm gonna win!
Oh my god, I'm gonna win!
Oh my god, I'm gonna win!
Come on!
Oh, drop dead!
Oh, drop dead!
Get out of my fucking way!
Come on, oh my god, top six, top six, top six!
How do they have boost?
They're cheating!
Give me some good, give me some good.
No, no, no, no, nice nice nice top 10 top 10
Okay, okay. Oh my god. Oh my god. What is that?
Never you drift dude, I'm getting fucked
All of you trip you get a little boost after how do I just fall to last place?
How is this even possible?
How?
I'm getting electrocuted!
Oh my god, top 10, top 10, come on, please, please, please.
Well, I'm never gonna win a game if I'm fucking sitting here getting happy about top 10s.
I'm a fucking crumb.
Oh my god.
I need a movie. I need a movie. I'm not gonna lie though, for never playing this game before,
let's be honest, I'm not that bad. What is that? What is that golden shell? What does
What does a golden shell do?
What does a golden shell do?
What place did I get?
What place did I get?
Yeah.
Nineteenth?
Oh my god, dude.
Nineteenth?
I can't I'm about to race I'm about to race oh fuck I'm about to race you're
getting in my way I'm back out you back out I'm better I gotta take a blinker
you're in my way trying to help you fuck it all right chat since I lost here's
another blinker bro or another hit I know it's not technically a blinker
because personally I don't know about y'all I don't like smoking pens I only
like smoking like oh shit but I'm taking big hits I'll tell you that I'm taking
actual big hits bro and you know what I'll do one more I'll do one more just
for good measures just for good measures
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit why not say one puff then because you don't
I understand the YouTube game, brother.
Do you feel more sturdy?
Uh, a little bit, yeah.
It needs to be on this side, too.
Yeah, I know. I'm just trying to, like...
Come on, please.
I'm trying to be in a race. I'm trying to be in a race, brother.
I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to...
I know, but you have to understand, I'm one of the best...
I'm one of the best, fastest racers in this game. Watch this shit.
How did they get a boot? No, they're cheating!
On my sole! I know you all saw that!
I know you all saw that! They're cheating!
3.
Yeah, motherfuckers!
Bro, I have to be doing something wrong.
How am I in last place every race?
Are you doing online or are you playing inside?
I'm doing online.
Oh my god, oh my god, now's my chance, watch this shat!
Oh my god, go!
Go!
Go!
Try it!
5-7, okay, 5-7, not bad, not bad, what is it?
I swear I'm getting targeted, I swear I'm getting fucking targeted, bro, I swear I'm getting
targeting I'm not playing tight with I'm going to try to get smoking
right I order you a Mario 3 oh my god
wait I'm top 11 I'm actually no no this chat targeting me this chat is
fucking targeting me I'm gonna shoot that
come on! Wait, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it! What is that? I'm, I'm, I'm slamming
it. I'm not even going past it. I'M NOT WAITING SOMETHING!
I
Wait, is it a batch you're hoping yes, yes, do you think I need more? I think it's fine
Brother take another hit
Wait, is it like what do you like top five is that hate?
I have every time I lose all right trash. I do every time I don't get top three
How does every time I get top five because every race taking a hit is crazy
Every here the rules every time I don't get top five I take a hit
Oh my god, I think that was the biggest hit I've ever taken in my life.
Top 10?
Yeah we may have to do top 10.
We may have to do top 10.
It's not a scam chat, I haven't even gotten top 10 yet, what do you mean scam?
Top 5 is really easy, you're just slow?
You know what?
No, bet.
This game I'm locking in.
This game I'm locking in, I'm in top 5, watch this.
Everybody doubted me, everybody's talking all this hot shit, bet, watch this.
bet
what
I swear they're cheating they have boosts
FUUUUUUUUUUUCH
oh yeah GG's
wait a minute I'm kind of getting the hang of the drifting
I'm cut. Oh, GGs, when Lacy gets a hang of the game, it's GGs for the lobby. I'll tell you all that right now.
He's grown.
Go!
Nice.
Oh my god, I got another gold.
Another Goldie, baby!
Mother Goldie, baby, please!
Give me a hit top five, please!
Oh my god!
Top five!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm so locked in
fucking here we go oh nice I'm in last place again this is a fucking in bed I didn't get
I didn't get a stick!
What did I get? What did I get?
13th.
Bro.
This is getting way too close.
This is getting way too close.
Am I ever going to win a race?
collect the coins they make you gotta take a hit oh my god you're ready
you're actually right
brawl this is a lot of hits in a really short amount of time
Brother, it's been four races and the whole split is almost done.
Fuck it. I'm winning this game. I'm winning this game. I don't care anymore.
Wait, I'm in a race? Wait, I'm in a race?
You have to rev your engine before the race starts to get a starting boost.
Say oh god.
So if I rev my, if I, if I, if I, okay.
I did not do shit, you fucking liars!
There's gotta be a way to go faster!
Fucker, fuck you, bitch. Watch this trip, pussy.
Yeah, motherfucker, what now? Yeah, motherfucker, what now, bitch? Yeah, motherf-
Like a hit by a fucking car?
Like how is that even a thing to get hit by a car?
Am I just- YES!
Oh my god, oh my god, this could be my chance.
Top 15 and I have double.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
Shortcut bitch, shortcut bitch, shortcut bitch, shortcut bitch, shortcut motherfuckers!
Yeah bitch!
Top 6, pussy!
How do I fall behind again?
Oh
Why someone jacked my I swear it's a gold
And I'm getting struck by lightning in ninth place. You can't convince me this isn't motivated
We got top ten top ten why is it making me drive slow? Oh
God it's making me drive slow on the normal
please give me a gold boost give me a gold boost, give me a gold boost
yeah I mean I'm just getting targeted, I mean yeah I'm just getting fucking targeted
it is what it is bro, it is what it fucking is bro I'm just getting targeted
like I've seen it all bro I've seen it fucking all man
I haven't even got a top 10 getting Mario Kart
I didn't know this game, I thought this game was made for such year olds
I didn't know it was this hard
Oh
Hold on
Fuck
Please!
Please!
Come on, come on!
Here's still chance.
Here's still hope.
There's still hope.
There's still hope.
We're going to have to do this.
Give me this devil.
Give me this devil.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I'm going to be in guys' place again.
Hello!
My name is Lisa!
19th place. I was top 5 dude!
Shut up, gotta be doing something wrong.
The higher chance of the Lakers winning the finals than you winning a race.
I was second place at one point.
Alright, time to take another hit.
Yeah, we might have to switch it to top 10.
I'm not going to lie, we might have to switch it to top 10.
We might genuinely have to switch it to top 10.
Like every time I don't get top 10, I take a hit.
haven't even gotten top 10? Are you bea- I still- I haven't hit top 10 once.
Oh my god I'm trashed. I'm actual trashed.
No, they're cheating! They have to run! I'm locked in. I don't care. I don't care. I'm
locked in. I'm locked in. Straight up, I'm locked in. I'm not even trolling this time.
I mean, I- The thing is, I'm not- It's not even like I'm bad at the games, I think.
Oh my god, there's only three laps.
GG's.
GG's.
GG's, brother.
GG's.
Give me your rocket.
Give me your rocket.
Give me your rocket.
Fuck you, you little shit.
Dude, I just get fucking flattened into a little run.
Like, why do I just get fl-
Double, double, double.
BAY!
Hey!
Oh, biggest fuck!
Give me up here, give me up here, give me up here,
give me up here, oh my god, there's a fucking rock
in my stomach, top 10, top 10, top eight!
Game time. Focus leg. Focus leg. Focus leg. Focus leg. Focus leg. Focus leg.
Bitch!
What? He recovered.
Okay. Okay, it's over here.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Go!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I've gotta be top 5.
I've gotta be top 5.
I've gotta be top 5.
This guy just passed me.
Top 7.
I'm gonna lose.
What?
I just got fucking targeted!
Oh, my god, I'm on the rail.
Oh, my god, that's targeting.
That's targeting.
It went into the last second through a shell at me.
Take a hit buddy.
of
Every 10, every, every 10 races I take a hit.
Or right now, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, every top 10, I don't take a hit, but
every time I'm out of top 10, it's two hits.
deal
Oh my god, I'm like fried already bro. I'm fried chat
Rev start revving at two okay
I'm getting the hang of it though, I'm getting the hang of it, I'm getting better, what is
a star?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Top five, that'll be top seven, that'll be top five!
notice how they're only shooting shit at me anybody in the chat notice that anybody in
the chat notice how they're saving their shells just to shoot at me
I'm just getting targeted.
Just getting targeted.
How do I always fall behind, bro?
No fucking short cut for the boys.
No fucking short cut for the boys.
What the fuck does a green shell do?
Wait, I'm done fighting!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
It's so doable, it's so doable.
Like why?
still aren't so ass. Top 12, hold on, top 12, hold on a minute. Hold on a minute!
I get 13th every game I get 13th every game 13 your number dude I
I feel like 3 people are banevading.
That should be a top 10.
I'm not losing on purpose, take a hit, bro.
Wait, is this considered a DUI?
Is this considered a DUI?
I'm driving wall smoking.
Oh my god, here we go.
I'm winning this one.
I'm winning this race.
Every person in chat's life I'm winning this race.
Everybody has this thing where they can drift. I think it's cheating.
Have eleven.
Have...
They're cheating.
Oh, I don't know how they do it, but I swear they're cheating or something.
My car so... Jack, is my car not slower than their car just normally going? Am I tripping?
oh my god wait a minute oh my god top four oh my god top three oh my god
oh my god
What is ghost?
What is ghost?
What is ghost?
Top 5. Top 5. Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh my god. Top 4. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god, I might have to read this. I might have to read this game. This might be the end of the video! This could be the end of the video!
Top 2, bitch! Top 2, motherfucker!
Oh my god, I miss every- I miss every mystery. I miss every mystery.
How was I was in second and within seconds I go to last place
And y'all are saying choked and sold that's not choking or selling
That's called people knowing it's me and waiting till the last second to target me. That's what that is, son
And now I stick to it again
I
Need a break bro, cuz this is about to be done. It's about to be it's about to be at the Roach
It's got to be at the Roach
And once it's done, I can't start another one right away bro, I cannot get another one right away the green
Why do y'all want me to go on the green crack so bad?
I'm gonna try tennis again. Watch this. Watch out for them. Watch out for them.
I
Remember to drink
What is it? I don't know what a fucking red shell does bro
Hold the drift
Give me the double, give me the double, nice, oh my god!
Oh, then okay
Come on give me this top five motherfucker top four who runs this shit?
I do
Is that what is that what is that?
Why do I get blown up?
Only need
Why don't y'all get the guys in the front of the line?
This combination could get me in fucking top five here.
This combination's gonna get me in the top fucking five here, mate.
Yes, top three, baby!
Where's it coming?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck was that?
No, it's just sold me. That was sold me.
Whatever that was, just fucking sold.
Double, double, double.
You're so rich. You're so rich.
No lane at top four. No lane at top four.
Drop the kid at top three level. Hit him top three level. Hit him top four.
Oh my god, oh my god, this could be it.
This could dead ass be it, chat.
I'm not even showing.
No, I'm not showing.
I know I'm not showing.
I'm getting sweets like both!
Go!
Yes!
Yes!
First up, Tim!
Yes!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
First up, Tim.
What did you get?
I got to do some snacks.
So I got to mara mac and cheese.
So I could go cook up some-
You gotta go cook this up right now!
No, I'll go do it, fuck you, I'll go do it!
Then, I got Luigi's Italian ice, cause like, Luigi's-
OH MY GOD!
Then, I got some bananas, you know, cause like, you be like throwing bananas at people in Mario Kart?
They're bananas, so why are you making a face?
And then, this is the best, this is the best one, this is the best one.
Mushrooms.
Cause you be using them for speed boosts here.
These are mushrooms, bro.
Bro, they're for speed boosts.
You gotta eat them.
It's me at the straight. No, no, I'm either straight you see
That I'm fried out of my mind and
You want to kill my high by bringing me some bullshit like bananas and mushrooms?
That's part of the game
When they have munchies wants to eat bananas
They're good bro. They're white slice
Champagne blanche tronche
That's the type of mushroom there. I'll camera
Like the phone?
Yes, I want to cook up.
I'm going to cook up.
Chat, we're going to take a small break from Mario Kart.
And I'm going to go cook some mac and cheese in mushrooms.
And then we're going to come back,
and I'm going to light up a second one.
I'm going to light up a second spliff.
And then we're going to come back up,
and I'm going to play again.
That one might send me out.
I'm not kidding.
A second might genuinely send me out, bro.
No
Oh, I'm gonna be on that fried I'll be on that right like I don't feel that fried
Yeah, I'm ready
Let's go there I had Johnny
What's that?
It's like, I got pasta.
What pasta do you get?
I'm not sharing, I'm not sharing, bro.
You can't give a little piece of the pasta?
No, there's not a lot.
What do you mean there's not a lot?
It was expensive, I'm not sharing.
They're saying you have steering assist on.
I do.
Turn it off.
No.
Wait, don't forget your mushrooms.
I'm not cooking mushrooms.
Bro!
Alright, you know what, fine.
I already know where that is.
I think I lost a mushroom.
Did I just...
Did you put it back in the bag?
Hey, where's the bag?
Right there.
Oh, shit.
Oh, it's easy.
Chad, it's a little nicky when I can't even break into the top ten.
That doesn't make sense.
You're saying you're already fried?
Huh?
You're saying you're already fried?
I went through an entire split in twenty minutes.
I think she's gonna throw up again.
Okay, you did bad.
My hands are full.
I'm trying to film.
Don't have a hand.
You have a hand on God.
God is so hot.
My hands are so fucking hot in here.
Chat.
Did you tell Chat the news?
have the news they're installing Wi-Fi like actually they're literally here
installing it right now yes but it probably won't be like fully done to
like the third because because of the permits
it's on the other side of the house that's fine you just gotta use the
microwave for this mac and cheese.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Dude, do you know how hard this is going to hit?
Wait, what makes it Super Mario?
I'm not, I'm not kidding.
If I open this up,
and these noodles are Mario and Luigi themed,
see the best day ever.
Oh my god, oh my god, it's so beautiful, oh, that's so cool.
Add water to the fill line in the cup and stir.
It's so easy.
To the fill line.
I
It's a little bit passive though
So now is when the important this comes because do you want your mac and cheese to be a little wet and soggy?
Okay, you'll use milk for a mac and cheese cup, bro
who said that and you don't boil the water you put in the mic
okay three minutes and 30 seconds
oh shit what you got there
Door dash
it's like a boat blow over there
oh wait say thank god I could get one of those
you got drinks or drinks
uh it's just like a boat
wait you got you got you got two though you got two boat
uh one of them is extra here
My set bro, bro, bro. Come on
There's no way everybody give him the global
Oh, ladies, that's crazy. It's so crazy if you give him the global. How is that crazy?
Bro, I let you borrow my toothpaste yesterday
And I drive you around all the time
No in my car
This is the thing, right?
You won't stop me.
Bro.
You won't stop me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
You a torn ACL, buddy.
You a...
Give me that shit.
Uh-uh.
See, I don't have a...
I don't have a...
Oh, that's a bullshit.
I don't have...
I don't have that bullshit.
I don't have that shit.
He just killed my...
I don't have that shit.
Fuck you.
That's a bullshit.
Fuck you.
I don't have that shit.
You're gonna have to promise shit for sure.
Fuck you.
You just splashed a boba all over me, bro.
Yeah, that's a bullshit.
He's taking out food at the door and splashes boba all over me, bruh.
Yeah, yeah, cause I wanted a two and you fucking took it.
It's not streamer you.
I wanted a two and you took it.
Here.
Fuck you.
Bruh, I'm getting the hot sauce.
I'm getting the fucking hot sauce.
You don't need free shit.
Oh my god, it's the one you like too.
I know, I know.
Mm.
Mm.
And I just know the ladies caught you because he was gonna be like oh wait. I'll just give the other one a drew
No, that's exactly what happens. Yeah, but you were about hit me with the way
You're telling me that last interaction was only one minute long
What interaction?
What is this? How is it gross?
Um, I don't know. I don't know.
I got to check this out.
Wait, what happened?
You don't even like it.
You literally don't even like it.
Give me it. Give me it. This is mine now.
You don't even like the program.
You backwashed in it?
You backwashed in it?
You spit the drink back into the drink.
I'm not gonna lie though.
The thing that I actually...
You could've said you don't know that.
That's some terror shit, bro. I'm not going to lie.
If you don't even like it, you just spat out all the boba bones.
I'm not going to lie, you owe me a boba.
I like the drink, I don't like the boba bones.
You owe me a boba.
I have, it's not yours.
You really owe me a boba.
It's not yours though.
Yes, but I wanted it.
And then you fucking piggy assed with the argument.
Oh, but I wanted it, so I'd get it.
Brother, this not fucking sweet ass New Jersey back at home, dude.
You don't get everything back from the room.
You're a 23 year old man with a fucking do-rag on, brah.
You're not tough.
You're actually not tough.
Bro, no, this is a fact.
Nobody likes to shoot boba inside the boba.
Everyone likes it.
That's a fact.
No, that's a fact.
No, that's a point.
That's why you get boba.
Retweet, thank you, guys, thank you.
And just like that
Why did it spill it out? Why is it so hot?
Yeah, he's fried
It's supposed to be this watery
You blow you put too much water. You don't you never filled up to the one
You always fill it up like a little bit
Yeah, there you go. And now you open the cheese.
It looks crazy dude. I was about to order breakfast for the first time today, Chad.
It was something I've never tried before. It was called a pokeable.
Why don't you just open your chat and I'll come back for 43 minutes.
What?
Timeout for 43 minutes. Reason provided. Rules are rules.
Who, does it say who?
No!
Does it say anything?
I'm ban-lays, chat, or nods.
I actually can't believe you took this out.
Can you send me where you ordered that from so I can get to the...
What?
My dad brought it back.
I didn't talk to him about it.
I don't care, you already backwashed somebody.
Bro, you can have it.
No, I don't...
Don't be a lacer to the bandaging, chat, bro.
Yeah, I think it might be a little too watery still.
No, I know.
That's how I normally eat it.
You eat it this water. No, I never that water, but they definitely like a smidge of water
No, here's the thing. Guess what now with the noodles get to soak and marinate in the cheese water sauce before I dump it out
I feel you I just make a really trash mac and cheese chat is the nine on
Yo, Silky if you want to pull up to my room, let me know brother. I'm gonna light another one up
Okay, I mean is that too much is that too is that disgusting chat yes or no, and I fuck it up
It's it is a little cheesy, you know, I don't know what you fell on
Bro
Or just you just don't scoop up the cheese
What do you mean like literally just don't screw up the cheese and it's fine. All right. Yeah, see it's hot though
Am I actually?
Yes.
Well, it's like, was that part of the challenge, or are you going to eat that?
Yeah, it's like a challenge, like, it's Mario themed.
It was on the punishment wheel, Waze.
It was on the punishment wheel.
If I lose a game, spin the wheel.
And one of them was, you have to eat a mac and cheese.
You have to eat mac and cheese.
That's probably a good change.
I could tell.
That's probably a good change.
I like that.
Why should we do this?
I know.
I just don't know what to cook here.
Can you just heat them up?
So, the wall.
Chad, what do I put the mushrooms in to make them good?
Why are you making mushrooms?
Because he's playing Mario and you use mushrooms for speed boosts.
Oh!
Wait, ladies, you're trying to hold this so I can go grab my food?
That's just bad refreezing.
Yeah, I see that.
Okay.
You need butter and seasoning.
Wait, do you season the mushrooms like before you put that in though?
Isn't it nasty if I eat them if I try mushrooms like this, but can't you get like stickiness?
I don't think it'll taste good.
It's raw.
You season the pan, okay.
Okay.
So you're saying I should use
A little bit of vegetable oil, maybe some...
That shit's good, but I don't think that's going to be good for mushrooms.
Definitely some salt, low-key, a little bit of soy sauce, it might not be bad in mushrooms.
Soy sauce, maybe some like Worcestershire.
What's Worcestershire?
It's like, I don't know, it's like liquid, but it's good as shit.
Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wow, yes. Okay, I'm gonna make some banging ass mushrooms. Mushrooms
actually hit if you make them, right? Okay, now I just eat butter.
Oligo.
They said you eat butter and it says blue. Oh.
Can I actually do what it looks like? Okay, why do they use it as a small amount?
It looks good to see.
I can't have like one noodle, dude.
Where's that from?
John and Vinny's.
Like, I can't have one.
Dude, it's like eight minutes from here.
Actually.
Yes, bro, I ordered this.
I can't have like one noodle dude.
No.
Like what is one noodle gonna do for your missing?
You took my boba. If you didn't take my boba, I would have made you.
You cannot say you took my boba.
I took Lay's boba.
Bro, you didn't need that shit. You're a millionaire.
You don't need a free boba.
Bro, you know what?
You're not gonna get any more mac and cheese.
There's three more containers.
Chad said that was expensive, that little lunch lady ass portion.
Yes, this meal is $50 a local.
That was $50 a local.
No, this and then it's like a salad thing, it's good.
Bill.
Alright, come here.
I'm trying to work.
How is that $50?
That's what I'm doing.
People just be buying your shit, bro.
Right, I guess you're on DoorDash and then if you don't like the food, you DoorDash it again.
Or you DoorDash something else.
Wait, wait, wait, did you do that?
No, you do that. Absolutely.
You like, do we have something?
Be like, hey, I don't like this.
I think you just do it.
I think we have something.
Didn't you do that the other day?
With what food?
I don't know.
This is pretty awesome.
This is a lot of butter, you know?
What do you mean?
Like, half a stick of butter is a little crazy.
No, it's not. I don't know.
Ooh.
Wait, don't eat your pasta yet, because you could throw some mushrooms in it.
Okay, yeah, I'll try a mushroom in my pasta.
Dan, would you like a piece?
Or do you want a piece too?
You need to wash the mushrooms?
Yo, Jack, let me explain a little scientific,
Scientific Equational Fiction to y'all. When things cook and get hot it cooks the bacteria off. Okay?
Welcome to Science 101 with Lacey. Thank you. Well, these mushrooms make you fried.
If you eat them wrong. Yes, yes, these are shoes.
That's just not true. Yes, it is. So we should just do a drug muck thing. A drug muck thing? Yeah.
I think you season the butter.
could be good to see you all here.
There's actually so little you want piece actually.
And then you take your mushrooms and you drop them in the pan.
I think I didn't put enough butter on it.
Got to do more butter I think.
In the vagulum cooking, I look at my chat and I've seen every critique.
Not enough butter, more butter, too many mushrooms.
Supposed to cut the mushrooms in half.
Oh, the mushrooms aren't washed.
Oh, this, that, cut the mushrooms.
Butter and salt now.
Like, brother, you think I don't know how to sit here and cook mushrooms, son?
Salt and butter, solution to everything.
I might need more butter, I'm not even trolling.
It disappeared.
Or like, how do you guys not think this looks good?
And then you add a little bit of red pepper?
Brother, this looks insane!
Wait, ladies, can you give me a favor real quick?
Can you grab the other small stick of butter on the top, right?
Yeah.
Come on now, I'm shuffling on mushrooms!
I need a flip now.
Do you want a spatula?
Let's see.
Right here, that's your
Oh
Hold on the leg
I could add a little bit of soy sauce, but I'm not giving it a lot.
I'm not the biggest fan of soy sauce.
Oh wait, I think you've looked to the right that thing, and let's see if it's that.
You piece of shit ass, look, come on!
Look at him in that nice seasoning!
I was probably just going to tell him not to do that.
Did you kill it?
I was.
He's actually looking pretty decent.
Your butter is burning, you need to add a new loaf.
That's what someone in the chat said.
What?
You need a new loaf of butter if you're burning.
A new loaf?
Yeah.
It's not a fucking loaf of bread.
It's a loaf of butter.
They call butter loafs?
Yes.
Seasoning is really strong.
You tried it?
You know my nose.
It's burning my nose.
Yeah, it's awesome. Good job.
It was?
Yeah.
Whatever I was, it was fucking bad.
What?
What?
Huh?
It's the one I worked with last.
You don't like the pokey move?
No, I think the bokey is not good at all.
The boba hit or not?
Yeah, the boba was good as well.
Damn, I wish I had a boba.
To be honest, I this is like this is a kind of get a son fucked up. What are you saying? So I drink your mobile
I don't
That's like it's so weird. They actually so weird
Actually would have enjoyed that
I don't think it's like when I suck it. I don't want them. I don't want to taste the balls
You know what I mean? I just want to taste the liquid
I don't like I don't like the texture and the taste of the balls
That's what I'm saying.
That should be personal.
When I give that first suck in,
I want it to be pure liquid going down my throat.
I don't want any like balls and weird textures or nothing.
That should be it.
You think they're done?
Yeah.
Come on now.
These mushrooms might genuinely bang.
They look seasoned to perfection.
I'm gonna get a little bit of salt on top. Watch this, ready? Watch this.
Or you're not salt bad.
What'd you all put in there? Oat or butter?
Butter. A stick and a half of butter.
Okay, man.
I'm just gonna waste my time.
You have to try this, bro. Alright, you like a plate.
I can't tell if these are going to be good or if they're going to be ass.
A good head.
said they're probably over seasoned but decent tasting I'm sure no cheese you'll
put cheese on the mushrooms. Hear me out what if we dip it in some of the sauce.
I mean I think you should try with pasta. Bad news someone ate all my pasta.
Oh, jeez, fuck me.
Is this good?
A little, uh, oh, wow.
A little seasoned too much?
A little over-seasoned.
Lays, come here.
Straight fucking, are these healthy, though? Mushrooms are healthy?
I mean, yeah, maybe without the stick and half a butter on them.
Well, you have to saute him in something.
They're fresh off the fucking shit, though.
Thoughts? Opinions?
Not bad. A little spicy though.
Good to you.
Very good.
Let me get a little...
Definitely doesn't taste like your typical mushroom.
Like, in terms of like...
I'm gonna eat these.
These are good.
I put a little too much seasoning for sure.
Yeah, I have to add them.
These are good though.
Wait, you're forgetting one last thing.
Yeah, I got to go.
I know.
There's actually a fire there.
You lowkey snapped.
I'm about to eat these, yes.
Wait, he chugged them there so I can put them in my pasta.
Oh.
There we go.
Well, hey, shall I have Jason try the mushrooms?
He's not here. He's doing Maybach Tuesday.
Oh, I thought he was here.
Mm-hmm.
I didn't realize there was a Mario mechanism in here.
Mm!
Those mushrooms are banging!
They're pretty good.
Faith pulled the drinker.
Sucker, are these gonna get out of sync?
How?
I don't know.
Brother, you know when I went back?
Back in the day, I was in the 10th grade.
And I went to a field at recess.
And there was a mushroom on the ground.
And I ate the mushroom.
And I was stoned off shoes for like two days.
In class?
Bro, I had to go to like, nearest and everything.
I was just fried off shoes.
Can't take it one more than that.
What the fuck?
Yeah, last one, this one, last one.
We're really good though.
Leave some for Ron?
I'll have Ron try one when I go back upstairs.
Eh, eh, eh, eh.
Wait, Jack.
Ask Ron if he likes mushrooms.
I don't know if he likes mushrooms.
He does spark up the green crack yeah ladies I'm gonna let the green crack if
You want to come and take a hit later?
Dude.
The problem's not live in the world.
Oh, I forgot you're on the job.
Yeah, I definitely am so fucked in here.
Mm-hmm, fuck.
Oh!
Forgot.
Dessert.
Dessert.
Luigi, lemon, and strawberry.
Can I see you guys down here?
All right, Liz.
Did you just say you're just as a kid?
What is it?
You never used to have your parents
to buy you these as a kid?
No, no, no, my parents never bought these,
but they would buy those little ice cream cups,
and it'd be like chocolate or vanilla ice cream.
Yo, this just reminds me of Rita's.
Bro, these are gods here.
Dude, imagine I'd try a mushroom in the ice.
You're saying wrong about it was a mushroom, miss.
It does?
Oh my God, it's a perfect consistency too.
It's not too frozen, it's like just soft enough.
Hmm.
Never tried it.
Hmm.
Ron said he hates mushrooms.
What?
Oh!
We might have the fucking perfect amount of mac and cheese.
I'm gonna dump a little water out.
Oh! Dude, this is the best meal ever! Mac and cheese!
Dude, this is actually like, Chad, this is like a dream day, bro. Think about it.
I got to play Mario Kart, smoke weed, and eat mac and cheese and ice cream.
Like, if you said, yo, Lacey, you have one day left on Earth, what would you do?
It would be exactly what I did there.
There you go, put the mushrooms in there.
Oh, you're right.
Gonna feed cheeky little mushrooms about mac and cheese.
Shout out Mario. Shout out Luigi.
Shout out Bowser. And shout out to Princess Peach's finest.
Um, what happened to my mac and cheese here?
My tweaker?
Or does it not look that appealing anymore?
Why are they adding barra?
Okay.
Oh, not all the cheese got melted in.
This isn't resident evil food.
This shit does, I'm not going to lie, it looks like resident evil food.
Look at it.
mac and cheese and mushrooms in a cup.
Why is there just some melty ice cream sandwich?
All right, shall we try it?
First, let's try the mac and cheese and the mushrooms.
Here we go.
I'm not alive. This bitch is hating on something though. Maybe he's going to fry this is hating.
It looks like food for Bowser.
Get it?
Is Mario like Mario, Mac and Cheese?
It looks like food for Bowser.
Get it?
What's your son?
He's a ruffle.
You know what?
He told me right.
I'm washing down this folder.
Why are you missing out on this folder?
Fuck you.
I should go fuck yourself.
Oh, Chad's hitting it.
OMG, Lacey is so fine.
Hard eyes, hard eyes.
Chill, Chad, chill.
We'll be honest, Chad, this mac and cheese slaps.
Do I really go back to Mario Kart?
Yes, what?
Or you play like five rounds.
I play fucking 15.
Maybe not. You play like five rounds.
I'm not gonna lie, you gotta play for at least an hour or more.
Hold chat, Spillman. Yes.
You got a win.
You fuck me up.
How?
Cause you got me food.
Yeah, I was trying I was trying to break up the segment you know add a little like Mario mukbang to it
This mac and cheese kind of looks like
Kind of looks like food for Bowser
Yo stop saying green crack you're saying you gotta hit the green crack brother that's gonna send me to the moon
Fuck it.
You need a spoon for that.
Here!
You have one?
It's not like I want a pot!
What's going on down here?
That's how you got inspired by my video.
I did.
But I didn't smoke this much.
Yeah.
Don't try some mushrooms and mac and cheese.
No.
You know what they look like?
That's the evil for look like food for Bowser.
The mushrooms are good, actually.
You want to try mushrooms?
No.
So you have bobo, mushrooms, ice cream, steak, macaroni.
It smells like steak, it's your steak?
Nope, that's mushrooms.
So is you doing a Mario McBang?
Yeah, so it's Mario, mac and cheese, Luigi, Italian ice, and then mushrooms because you use them for speed boost.
Are you real playing with Bowser?
No, what do you mean?
This dude kind of looks like some food for Bowser though.
Ew, oh my god, look at him making cheese, he's...
That actually looks like a thing.
That is straight boy.
I'm not hitting the run.
So what's your goal here?
What do you mean?
Like what are you trying to do?
Are you trying to like beat Martel guard?
Oh my god, I haven't seen the top 10.
Oh yeah, no, trust me.
It took me, people told us for a little bit, I'm dead serious.
So we did it, what was it, every three rounds I lost, I would do a wheel spin.
Ended up hitting the 123 games.
Yeah.
And out of 123 games, they got one win.
I can't break into the top deck.
Are you doing one line against your viewers?
Yep. Yep. That's how you get here.
Every time they wait till the end, they throw a fucking mushroom at you.
Yep. That's how they get you.
I didn't even know this chat.
I didn't even know you guys had Nintendo switches, bro.
Yeah. Does everyone here have like a Nintendo switch?
Like, I'm convinced that everyone has a Nintendo switch,
Xbox, PS5, everything.
You know what we should do?
We should run up Call of Duty Black Ops 2,
search into short lobbies.
Hi, I hit me down, bro.
You know what I realized today?
So I was looking through my YouTube,
and six out of my top 12 highest view videos
are viewing on my.
Maybe it's a sign, maybe it's a sign that something's bad.
Maybe people only like you when you're under the influence.
Maybe people don't like you from Lacey.
And they don't even want to try my shrimp, bro.
What if people only like you from Lacey
and not Nicholas Fosco?
Well then,
Stop sucking on Boba, bro.
That is disgusting.
I'm not gonna lie.
Boba tastes so shit nowadays.
Thank you.
Like, it's so bad nowadays.
It tastes like shit.
Brother, you're eating mushrooms, macaroni, Boba, and ice cream.
I thought you were losing weight.
What is- I'm not even kidding.
What is the point of taking it out of you?
You're just wasting money.
Not allowed to.
What?
I'm not allowed to be right now.
I have surgery.
What if you end up being like way bigger than you were before?
What if you end up like four hundred pounds?
It's possible, but my doctor told me I would lose weight after the surgery because of the
perks.
You're on perks?
Well, I'm gonna be on perp 30s for a month.
I'm worried you're gonna be like aggressive.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get irritated very easily.
I'm gonna troll him.
I'm gonna be like, I'm just gonna try to get him mad.
Just hide him.
Hide the perks.
Can I resell your perks?
Well, I'm done, yeah.
How are you playing?
I hid it in the wire.
Does he live in this house?
So what's your plan right now?
If you're not gonna try to eat more of our...
I'm gonna have to eat more of our...
So what happens if like, you're like 10 more hours in and you start eating it?
I'm not playing Taiwan. I'm playing Tai Chi and smoking.
Holy...actually...
How many uh...how many hits in a day?
I'm gonna hold one down.
I'm about to light up a second one.
You're holding one?
Yeah, by myself. In like 30 minutes.
And I'm about to light up one right now called the green crack.
Oh, is it called the green crack?
I don't know. My task has been spamming green crack for an hour or so.
Alright, why don't you join him?
I'm good.
I'm not smoking.
You're not smoking?
You gotta try hitting the green crack.
I'm not gonna smoke something called the green crack.
No, no, come on!
I'm gonna hit what?
Go ahead, what?
I just didn't know you were a pussy.
So you want me to do this after you know what we're doing tonight?
You're gonna go smoke a green crack.
What are you doing tonight?
You wanna know what I'm doing tonight?
What are you doing, Shreem?
Not so much as alien.
We're going to figure it out.
I'm not getting a green crack in my throat, bro.
Come on, bro.
What's my habit?
One hit.
Brother, what the fuck is a green crack?
Can you explain what a green crack is?
You're a fucking junkie.
Yeah, what's the green crack?
If it gets you high, it doesn't matter.
If it gets you high, it doesn't kill you.
There's someone literally smoked a fortnight cart in my school and had seven seizures in my fortnight car. Yes
It's called a chug cart and it was like fucking it was like
What's the hidden hills? What is it woodland hills? What is it called?
Yeah, I'm a PYD original map. Oh, honey. They wanted
Haunted hills was the cart color and it was like
Raven skin holding a joint
He's not like that.
And he's seizure.
His name was Fawaz, bro.
I'm not kidding.
The green crack is a strain of weed that's known to be extremely potent.
It's known as green kush.
It is a famous, dominant cannabis cultivator.
Celebrated for its sharp energy in fast-hitting cerebral palsy.
Bro, what?
Nothing you said there was bad, genuinely.
Cerebral palsy? Is that when you can't move?
Yeah, it's not gonna work out.
You're not gonna do it.
It's not for picking up your cerebral palsy!
No, bro.
Oh my god.
You guys gotta see through, bro.
This is just drooling, bro.
Bro, who's Sarah?
Cerebral.
No, I was saying cerebral palsy.
Is that what it is?
Who's what?
No, cerebral palsy.
That's the disease.
OK, so what's the worst that can happen if I smoke this right now?
I'm gonna have to do something like three hours.
On show or off show?
Three hours from now.
You're gonna be fucking chilling.
Let's do that.
Let me get you chilling.
Let's do like, let's do like, take a nap.
Oh, okay, so, you know, so, you know, something's in the air, right?
Okay, you're gonna be chilling until you do a fake hit, and then you gotta do another one.
And then that one's a fake hit.
No, it's too, it's too, it's too, it's too, it's the enter and exit, it's the enter and exit, so it's two hits.
And then what if it's two fake hits by accident, somehow?
Well, you gotta take a third, you gotta take two more rounds, you gotta make sure it's real.
Yeah, I know how this game goes, bro.
No, so you'll be maybe four hits.
And then somehow, and then, no, no, no, and somehow the split is gone, right?
They said green-crack that her daughter is like 15 to 25 T.S.
Not even bad.
Bro, dude, the other pre-rolls are like 47%.
Oh.
I have a better idea.
Why don't we just drink one of simple T.C. drinks?
No.
Oh, I have one in my room.
No, no, no.
Bro, those are 100 milligrams of bottle.
I took one chug and I was on the fucking movie.
Those are insane.
No, I didn't like it.
I wanted to go away.
I wish I could reset that one.
Those aren't fucking nuts.
Are you wearing a streamer university polo?
I'm an online graduate.
I feel like you're a super senior.
I feel like once you graduate high school,
you went back to that thing.
Just like, I'm back in high school a few times.
What?
Yeah.
What last week?
For what?
Go to the football games.
Not today, I actually went to the football games.
Seriously, bro?
Hey, I went to the football games.
You know I don't want to go to the soccer games.
It was.
My cousin plays.
Because the kids are going to graduate for two years.
Oh, shit, you're right.
I'm thinking about going to Cherry Hill East.
That's my high school.
I'm going to go during September, and I'm going to teach the kids how to drop out of school and become a streamer.
I want to teach the kids.
You think at Cherry Hill East, I'm like an urban legend?
Like, do you think kids there are like, what the fuck? Like, I'm a legend?
You think you're the biggest thing to come out of that school?
Definitely.
I've had kids send me pictures that they have my yearbook.
I have no kids if I'm higher than them.
Back at Blessed Sacrament, shit got wicked.
Hey, if y'all want to try to find my year,
I'm gonna go find it.
I don't think anyone's gonna find it though.
They're kind of nuts.
If they find it, I can tell them
who I had a crush on growing up.
You're right.
Wonder, what do you think's gonna happen
in our like, when we're like 35,
we're gonna go to like our reunion?
You didn't really look that like my gym's like.
I'm not even thinking about me.
Oh, how do you even do that?
I'm gonna lay in in the helicopter
and you're gonna have four security guards.
I'm thinking, oh god, my high school reunion,
I'm making a shit out of this.
They bullied me for four years, so I'm making that shit up.
I didn't bully you.
Because I was fat.
No, I wasn't.
Yeah, they called me fat.
They called me fat ass.
Are you serious?
At lunch, they would always come to me as a joke.
I'd be sitting there, and they'd be like, hey, you want my plate?
No, no, no, I don't believe that.
Yeah.
They called you fat, yeah.
And then they were like, oh, you're getting double today.
Every day.
That's just thoughts.
Every day.
That's crazy.
But yeah, I don't care.
I'm kind of like the same, like in high school,
they used to call me, this is like the whole thing.
Yeah.
Right?
I used to get made fun of for my fingers.
Your fingers?
Yeah, I used to say I had sausage fingers.
Like no bullshit.
I used to say that I had like meat gloves.
That was what the kids used to say.
And then one kid called me like a vampire
because I had bags under my eyes.
And he said that I was depressed.
And like there was a rumor that went around in school
to all the girls that like I looked like a ratcoon
or something like that because my eye bags, they're like,
I don't know how to describe it.
They would call me like me more.
It's like vampire boy or, oh, look at his meat gloves.
I don't have any gloves though right these are nicely fingers
Your arm I guarantee by squeeze it
Not true not true not true
Like I'm saying like everybody in high school. They were just like these fucking believe me. I was the only person
What?
I was the only person that my priest didn't touch.
I'm serious.
7th grade, he went to jail.
You got touched?
No, I was the only one who didn't get touched.
I was the only one who didn't have a story.
Are you ashamed of that?
I'm not ashamed of it.
Like, wish you fit in?
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Obviously it's like bad, but like I do, I feel like I was left out a little bit.
I'm not like left out.
I feel like I wasn't like, like how, you know what I mean?
No, I'm not.
Like, I'm not a student, if I say it.
My gym teacher used to touch us.
I didn't realize until after high school that that was, like,
not really, like a normal thing.
Like, we used to change during the locker room.
That was bad.
Did that even touch you?
Yeah, my dad, my house, I'm not kidding.
This is exactly real.
Oh, no.
Like, I'm not kidding.
Like, no cameras, I was like, this is all for you.
I never knew what happened to your prostate exam,
so my mom and dad would do it.
Like, I'm not like how?
My mom wouldn't be in the room at the same time, but I'd be my dad.
I'm so serious.
You like, fingered your butt?
Check my ass.
Hey, check my ass, because I used to get constipated heavily.
What do you do?
Like, watch the show.
Oh, I don't want to see you.
You got a video?
I'm gonna call my mom.
Watch.
She's gonna know this story.
I'm talking to you.
Hey, mom.
I'm with Lacey right now.
We're live on stream.
Hey, MC Ben.
Okay.
Hey.
No, I'm gonna try to explain to the story about how there's one time I was so constipated
you begged me over the bed.
I do not believe you're going to do this story again.
Again?
Can you just tell the story for the people who don't believe it?
No, I'm not telling you again.
Can you tell me? I don't believe him.
It's a real story.
Wait, should you believe him?
I don't. He hasn't even told me what it is.
I swear.
Just tell us the story. Come on.
It was a suppository. It's not how you say it.
Suppository?
Basically, okay, so she begged me over her bed,
oiled up my ass.
My God!
No, I'm serious.
She oiled up my ass, and she fingered my asshole
to get poop out of my mouth.
Huh?
She noticed you. She's laughing.
She bent over the bed and said hey Ronnie, bend over the bed, she didn't talk, she didn't talk to me.
She got, she got, my mom wasn't, it wasn't, what was it? It was uh, no, no, what was it?
It was, you know what I'm talking about? It's like the, you know what I'm talking about.
What is this shit where you just like, you take out a scoop and then you have Vaseline.
She put Vaseline on her finger and fingered my ass a little bit.
I don't know if it felt bad, to be honest with you, but it was back when I was young.
Was it like a finger in your scoop out, or was it like a...
No, mom, was it more of like, did you finger my eyes or did you grab it?
Can you tell another story?
Not an old telling it either.
I can tell you one.
About me?
No, about me.
When I was younger, my uncle, he would always...
He would clean away.
No, it was my uncle and we would always have Sunday dinners and he would come up behind me and he would suck my earlobes and like twist my nipples a little bit.
Yeah, that's clean.
That's all I got.
You got any stories, mom?
I'm sorry, really.
I have lots of stories. I don't think you know me or tell any of them.
Can you tell us a story about how you figured my ass down when there was poop that came out?
Can you tell a different story please?
Alright, I gotta go back to work.
Alright, you can do that. I love you.
I love you.
Bye.
I'll tell you a different story.
You can't say something with your asshole finger.
No, I'm not kidding. So like, you know.
Okay?
Little...
Look at this wrong friend that has strokes from a blinker.
Huh?
Where'd they find my finger?
Oh my God.
Look at the link then.
There's no way someone's family kid who took a blinker from my high school in the past house, either.
Wait, I gotta really dig a log in and fuck.
So basically my mom, I swear to her, I was sitting on the toilet for an hour and a half in my dad's bathroom,
and I couldn't get a shit out. It hurt so badly it was stuck.
My mom put me on a bed like this, and it was like this.
She went like this?
No, no, she went right behind me.
Okay.
Get away from her.
Stop! No, stop! Get away!
They put a finger, like, walls bent out like this.
She shoved the finger and like, too, like, dug it out.
And she tried to dig it out.
Yes.
But that's her leave.
You never had a story like that?
You guys?
No, I might not.
Not in my asshole.
You really don't know how your uncle grabbed your ear,
or grabbed your gipples and licked your ear, though.
Do you have his number?
He's dead.
No.
Serious.
That's one disease.
I'm smoking too much.
Did you like your uncle?
Yeah, I forgot.
Oh, my mom's calling me.
Hey, Mom.
You are, like, blowing this out of the course.
What are you talking about?
I vividly remember I was laying on the bed, yours and dad's bed, and I remember you vasoling'd
your finger and you fingered my chest.
That is literally what happened.
The way you make it sound.
Okay, Mom, Mom, look at my screen.
So I wasn't bent over like this, arch up, and you vassalate your finger and finger my ass.
Hi, man.
Is that what happened?
Yeah, I can't.
Oh my god, is that what happened?
She doesn't really say it.
I'm telling you, isn't she?
God.
And you know what the worst part is?
You don't know how much worse?
You know when you take a shit, it's like beer poop?
It's like little balls?
You remember like a tiny little ball?
I think you have shit balls.
That's what it was.
It took an hour and a half, and it was like a ball.
It was like a volleyball.
You guys are assholes finger for an hour and a half.
No, it worked for an hour and a half.
It was at a 30 second.
It was quick though.
That was a good time.
Stay in good memory.
Yeah, it's a great fucking memory.
I'm gonna go ahead with the green crack.
Let me know if you want to try it.
Do you want to actually try it?
No, I'm gonna try the green crack.
You're gonna do it outside or here?
No, great.
So green crack is gonna go all in the house.
Let's find the windows open.
Oh, nice.
I'm not doing it.
No, just try it.
Let me hit it with the green crack.
There's not a singular stole my job.
Yo, Silky.
Yo, Silky, you want to shop the green brick?
After the brushing, you can go.
Two seconds, I continue to...
Alright, I'll wait right here.
Two seconds.
Two seconds for Silky.
How long is that going to take, Chad?
Probably another hour or so for this.
We're after right here.
Is there a different spot we can stand?
We're after right here?
Yeah.
We'll be right in this spot.
Whoa!
We're after.
We're after.
We're after.
We're after.
We're after.
We're back. Yeah, right now. We're back
Two days
Silky you said two seconds it's been 45
What?
What?
What's wrong with you?
Okay.
Wait, did your mom also have whipped cream on her right hand?
Have what?
Whipped cream on her right hand?
No, we had to find one on our own first, but...
Actually, that was...
No, you gotta find one.
I thought I was gonna say I was treating you.
I thought you already said this before.
Tell me.
No, I was going to tell my mom.
My mom would always keep like like like a little bit of cash in her drawer
So how long to go to the mall? I would go in and go into her drawer and I would like a $10 bill
And how much how much how many how many bills really? Is there a lot or is it like a couple?
No, I'll probably 50 bucks at most in the drawer and
Usually like a 20 and 210 or some shit like yeah, and then there wasn't any in that drawer
So I opened the one on the left of it
Straight like rainbow dildos, dildo, vibrator, lubricant, condoms, crazy shit, some crazy
shit, handcuffs.
Wait, is this two seconds or?
It's been a minute and a half.
I got to go like the re-crack.
Let's go, bro.
Dude, how about instead of cashing it?
It's been a minute and a half.
I got to go like the re-crack, bro.
Let's go, bro.
Dude, how about instead of cashing it?
I gotta go like the Green Crack, bro.
Let's go, bro.
Oh, I gotta ask something with the Green Crackers.
Dude, how about instead of casking with the Green Crackers, you find out with the Green Crackers.
How's that sound, huh?
Bro, because I'm not trying to go to the fucking...
I'm not trying to go out of state with Crackers.
No, you broke the rules!
So good.
Jerry?
Jared, how the hell is the Green Crack going to get me?
I said it's not bad.
I'm eating my fucking bananas, bro.
At least I can come in here now.
Where's the green crack?
Huh?
Stay out of the way, I'll go in there and just...
You said where's the green crack?
Yeah, it smells like pot.
Right here.
Why is there just bananas in the ground?
Probably because Diddy Kong or Donkey Kong put them there.
Yeah, look, Ron.
They're straight here.
Oh, hey, woe.
I want to know you were going to come out.
It was three minutes.
What is the green cracks, okay?
The green cracks.
It's a fucking blunt.
He wants to get a smoke.
Can you determine whether or not this is good?
That's part of it, sir.
That's crazy. I'm inspired to do that because he's like Mario Kart doing channels with green screen. That's my idea
I inspired both of you then because I green screened into Kevin Hart's info. Okay. Well, whose idea was that originally remember at the house
I gave you the idea actually Michael I I gave that idea. No, let's be honest. What idea it was
It was Max's. No, no, it was my idea. I literally said to do that. It was not my idea. No, it wasn't Max's. That's really sweet
It was it was it was
Bruce's idea. No
right now. I'm gonna react to this video of Sinatra actually exposed it because he can't say that he was living in Sinatra. So now I'm gonna react to that video of Sinatra actually exposed it for Karrion and um uh...
So you think you're better than him?
He's only got a thousand.
Like he's more than one of you.
I think in any game that we fairly play, I'm better than him every single time.
NCT.
Yes.
That was me.
Did you beat him in a Brody Bro easily?
I'm watching every single one of you.
You know what's every one of you.
You know what's every one of you.
You're looking at me like, fuck you.
Yo, X.
I'm actually with Silk.
Silkie right now. He had a message for you, bro.
I don't have no message for them. He's an ass.
No, you didn't. You said you beat them.
Okay, so look. X. X.
They brought up how you beat me
in the World Cup tournament.
And I said that you lost brutally.
And they keep telling me...
In the Marble tournament, I said that she lost a tournament.
You did.
Um...
But they don't have a name?
No, nothing, nothing.
No.
My team lost, I didn't lose.
Okay, well, it's a team name.
Yo, he basically said that he would beat you in any video.
That's what you said.
That's literally what you said, you know what I'm saying?
He said, any game that you're both decent,
why do you beat him?
No, I didn't say that.
I don't think this is a little game that she's bad.
It's still a big game.
You don't know?
There, definitely.
I'm not going to argue with you. He literally said that Marvel rivals the BTO. Is that true?
No, no. I won't tell him that it all depends on the name.
Kill God! Kill God!
This cat is nothing.
I don't think he's willing to say anything. Maybe he's too bad.
No, I don't think it's going to be a master's class like that. I can feel like I'm out.
Bro, I can beat him in 19-bit games. I'm not going to...
He cannot beat me in one.
What do you mean you can beat him in 19-bit games?
What do you do? I think I'll beat him in...
Yeah.
Okay
Wow
I
So he's the first person to put a Christmas tree in his background. Is this true?
Exactly.
Nice job.
Nice job.
As you see, you've never even had a background.
So the fuck up?
We only seen your face for fucking 16 years.
What are you, buddy? I had to turn a background before you even went out of high school.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so we need receipts of FQC building his Christmas tree on stream and put it in the background.
Show me!
Show me!
I did that.
He did that.
He decorated it.
No, I'm not talking about no tiny ass fucking 10 inch tree.
You're going to have to give up a little bit of that.
They were doing this for you and your subpoenas, bro.
Bro, no.
It's a difference.
It's a difference.
No, no, wrong.
You're not going to understand it, bro.
You're not going to understand it.
I went out, got the tree, brought it back,
decided right there, myself, it was Thomas.
He never did that shit.
He never did that shit.
I'm the first kid I ever did that.
I don't see being impressed at what
is the first act or best act and really anything okay
nigga oh he said what I'm the first that
why do you know I gotta see you wait you all do this tonight oh no I can't
It's not the same setup.
It's gonna fix Thursday.
So, you're taking on two days.
I'm not taking on two days.
I just can't.
I can't.
I'm not even acting like I am.
Wait, where are you going?
I'm going to the dark hut.
I
My god, bro, you gotta get back. I don't get back for what?
Oh, you literally not that he has to get back. I spanked him. I spanked him last
He has to get back
We're not the same it hurts his ego for me to talk like this because he knows that the last time we
Cue up against each other. I was there by
Can you be ex you see in a wizard 101? Oh my god
what oh
My good Joe Lord have mercy
I
He's off.
What the fuck is that?
Is XCC being a wizard 101?
Probably fuck no.
It's like a chess type of game.
No, I'm serious. It's chess.
Hey, but if you get XCC, it'll be better than you.
Damn. It's like, holy shit.
We're gonna compare this to a...
We give you a week on dick and you just run and sit like it's the best...
What are you doing?
Stop fucking running.
Hey, but I think XCC is probably better than you.
Bro, they're just gonna fuck up and they're gonna start an arc.
Fuck it up.
Loser, Jixie, like three times a week.
You wanna say, start an arc, but an arc
is so we can fucking teammate, right, fat ass?
Oh, I didn't even remember that.
How about that, bro?
I didn't even say that.
I didn't even agree with that.
Right, right, Tubby?
Right?
He said something about an arc.
She was about to argue that fuck, bro.
This whole house can get the smoke.
That's what I'm saying.
The whole house can get the smoke.
You're lucky. You wear it to cover your airline.
You stupid fat bitch, no the fuck I don't.
You got sticker tattoo, you're gonna go kill yourself.
Yeah, weak ass fucking tank cop, bro. What are you hiding under there? All that fat?
They doing the gym?
How many calories do you take today?
Fat ass is a fuck up.
You put a whole mac and cheese?
That's what you ate, fat bitch.
So fat on fat car right now.
I'm sorry, 32% out of that.
Stop! What's with the lies, dude?
I'm not 32% by the way, it's 32 years old.
32% body fat statistics say that I'm the top five sexiest nigga
Statistics on the top five sexiest
One million like tick-tock of Haskell mug. Oh my god, or in my soul. I thought I told you like stop use lights
Actually, actually it wasn't a million likes I actually got that wrong there's actually 250k likes, but still fairly a lot
And it's okay, bro because if I said next to you right now, and I just woke up
They didn't wash my fucking face. Yeah, oh my gosh. Yeah, you
Oh my god
And you know Ronald we got that one
He got his stuff.
Hey, that's crazy, too, because I mean, this whole thing is fucked up right here.
You got nothing. This whole shit's fucked up.
Ain't nothing on this guy.
Well, you've been holding that shit, brother.
I don't know if anybody wanted to hit it with a green crack.
I don't think you can smell the green crack.
I'll cross his nose and see what he's hitting on.
That's a lot. He smells less evil, man.
Can you light it up?
That nose?
That nose?
Hello?
My man.
You work extra hard for me.
Take off your hat, take off your hat.
We're almost in the middle of your whole hat.
Take off your hat.
Take off your hat.
Don't say you don't have a job, though.
You say it's the same stuff, man.
Is yours lit?
No, I know, but you light it better. I light it up.
You gotta talk.
Maybe you gotta think of something.
I'm gonna get a shirt.
I think that's the one.
You heard me.
Hold on.
You want that?
My splint!
There.
You know rule number one.
Is it good?
It's good.
Wipe it off. Wipe it off.
You got a picture of me in the pool.
Why not?
You know what? I'm not even in the mood.
Oh, of course, of course, of course.
I hate you, and I hate you the whole every day.
Oh, shit. That's a big fucking...
I said I didn't look.
Take a big hit.
Why should I do it?
Shit
No, no, I do smell that
It smells like shit
Wait, wait, this thing is fallin' bro
What?
Yo, yo, yo, bro, I'm not farting
What?
My dick?
What's with my mother?
I'm not
Oh my, oh my, my butters, you are?
What's with my dick?
I'm not
What's with my dick?
Is he trolling?
Ew, bro, get out of here
Hit the page
Hit that minute, bro
was it hit him? Oh shit, he missed it!
Did I hit him?
He didn't hit it, he didn't hit it. It's not hitting.
Hold on, hold on. No, no, keep, keep. Just pull it.
Pull it.
Hold on a sec. Hey, we're smoking in that XQC pack.
See, you're not gonna really feel it because it's not gonna be like a city split.
Why are you in a circle now?
Heat in the back of your throat. You're in a circle now.
I'm in a circle. I'm in a circle.
He's not smoking, I'm not smoking.
Me and Leigh's only smoke all three.
Yeah.
I said I am all three.
But me and Leigh's only smoke on camera.
That means he's smoking problem.
That's all my life. So he's grab after you make sure so
The flossy
You know the broad James step footed Jerry. Oh, there's pictures of them in my hill
Absolutely 600 people
There's like 90% of them.
I can't get kid members.
It's not wrong actually.
Now, moving out of that movie, you realize I lived in a very racist city.
What made you realize that?
Just like, how, how my, how, how like, the way, I don't know how to explain it.
Like, moving out of eerie, it's just like the difference in how people move.
What the fuck is even in eerie, bro?
There's like no bullshit.
Where's the population?
It's probably like 800 people.
Oh, it's 100,000.
I don't even believe that.
It is.
I don't know what this is.
It doesn't look like.
Yes, but I can't.
How can so many people fit into one small town?
It's not even 100K.
It's 94,000.
Can you give me a butt stuff?
Can you give me a butt stuff, boss?
At one point, you had more people in your stream
than people who live in Erie, Pennsylvania.
That is ridiculous.
I guess I'm going to do a live from living in the Flossie.
What?
It's a fucking, like, that's a sexy Brooklyn, you fucking idiot.
And here is a section of Pennsylvania.
Oh, it's a city.
It's a literally city.
That's the same Pennsylvania as Philadelphia.
And Brooklyn is a city, game.
You look at Brooklyn, it's not a hundred thousand.
I just smoke it for no reason.
I haven't even died in more than a couple of years
trying to get away from the pain.
Hey, what's up?
Yeah, you heard?
Listen, bro, can you see me on perks here?
Why haven't you heard?
I'm a little scared to answer this call because it might come here the paintball gun.
Hey suburb.
What's up, Bob?
I'm standing.
What you doing?
All right, now we're smoking a spliffy with Jerry Wu and Nicholas Foscoe.
It was good summer.
It was good summer.
Staying away from your little shit.
Jane, I ain't never wanted that, Jane.
I'll let you have her.
I wouldn't be able to compete, you'd be a great player.
Yeah, what the fuck.
But you got personality, bro. You funny.
So, you going to hand that to me?
I appreciate it. I appreciate it.
You can ask me now. You can ask me now. Wait, so, I have a weird question.
It's kind of like a question that me and Hiram have been thinking.
Yeah, we saw you've been to Afty before.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that was your knee.
Like, is it like some kind of like how to do it?
Yeah.
Like, because I believe in like, like, aside from like, uh, like the time that we played
in basketball.
You played basketball a couple of times.
Yeah.
There was one time I thought.
I originally, it originally happened.
It was 2013.
Oh.
And I was on the Lakers.
And it was 109-105.
It was the fourth quarter.
And I had 34 points at you.
I was going crazy.
I was drove to the loop non-contact went down. Mmm. Everybody thought I was done for anything else. I'm gonna get up
Walk back to the bench
Made both free throws it left the game like a boss
wait
Is that not I
Think I think you miss a part of the story
Somebody asked you a question
That's not true, Frank.
Niggas fuck Paul Pierce!
He said that?
Yeah, he said that.
He said that.
He said that.
Oh, he did beat him in the locker room!
Hey, he also said, um, I got a question.
Okay.
Why didn't he go on a date with me?
I didn't know what it would be.
I didn't know what it would be.
I didn't know what it would be.
I'm about to play Marble Rivals and I'm about to play every single character until I get to the max rank.
I'm about to play Marble Rivals and after I think I'm going to play Wizard 101.
That's just so funny, Marble Rivals, you got this floating.
That's just so funny, Marble Rivals is one of the power worlds.
It's power world fun, that's why we're playing that.
Power world.
but mine's a bit like a shawarma with no frontier in the game
yeah, that's kinda what's in my funk-sway
your funk-sway?
come on, you know, you can go in the lab
pow world?
pow world, yeah
is that fighting?
it's like, it's like everything, like Pokรฉmon, like Tybob, like everything fighting
what's in that suit?
like Tybob, and you can build shit, you can literally build the only thing you can do
minecraft
I heard, it takes minecraft
new, they're new, can you see that?
yeah, it's called pow world, it's free
what are you talking about?
no, you've never seen it, bud
It's a classic.
It's a classic.
It's from Cypher P.K.
You know what the P.K. stands for?
A big, big, big, big, big, big.
There you go.
So what do you got on the agenda today?
If you're not going to stream,
that's your PC's for life.
My PC's.
My PC's right now.
You want to work on it?
No, I'm going to go on a PC on it instead.
Well, no, I can see it on the,
I can get your Twitch.
You can go on PC's.
Yeah.
It's fine.
My PC really, really, really good.
I have more rivals on the side.
I have these or whatever on the side.
I've heard you sign it.
No, it's fine. It's mine.
You don't have a level of 135 words in the name of Cody Firebreath.
You don't know.
Your name's Cody Firebreath.
You're 30 years old, right?
What does that mean?
You have a Cody Firebreath on the way to the 101.
Can you come up and say the charter down the line?
I'm not going to hesitate this last name though.
What?
Cody.
Jerry, what are you looking out for? There's nothing in the distance.
Here it is.
What? I see it.
Got the frame.
I don't care.
Uh-oh.
Is it starting to hit you?
I see green crack skin.
We're not the green crack.
Oh, I don't think it's a problem.
All your parts, all your parts.
He's just my own face.
All, so every single time you got a hit.
Oh, you did do this.
You did do this.
You did do this.
It's your shit.
It is your shit.
Are you in the team?
We're in the team today.
I'm sorry.
I'm going after you.
You're sorry?
You going after Serenae?
Are you going after me?
That's him that's sniffing our shit.
Don't go.
No, no, I think you should like that, bro.
You see my orders today.
You see my orders today in the future?
What's wrong with you?
That was ridiculous.
Oh wait, they tattooed you a nipple?
Yeah, look.
No, they didn't tattoo my nipple.
They went around with this and then around.
My test is one of the worst things.
My test is my M.M.M.
I'm gonna get my abs tattooed.
Well, I'm just looking for something.
You fat bitch, you went to Joey's one time.
You got spaghetti, butter cake,
espresso martini,
creme brulee cheesecake,
and Joey Barberchin ribs.
Ladies you said that you want me to over him though.
Yo!
I really want you to over him.
He's got the whole fucking deserve back you know.
Just now you got it?
His algorithm guy just saw that.
I can't even walk right now.
I'm full.
Pardon?
Full of the shame.
I'm not gonna lie though that Joey dude.
He's so good.
You have extra butter cake or no?
I couldn't finish that today.
That shit was so good.
You were so up.
You wasn't.
I'm not bad.
Not bad, not bad, not good yet.
No, you can't, you can't, you like this one, too.
Lacey's great locking is not like yours, bro.
You're actually about to become top three sexiest diggers in court after me, of course.
With a soul of sensitive Marlin.
Well, Marlin, Marlin doesn't do that. Everybody doesn't count.
What do you mean?
Well, I'm saying like, there's none of us, like, nobody in court
has their full potential even Marlin.
You think I'm saying me? Me? Me at full potential? Tell me.
Tell me. I mean, I'm like, I'm the best in here.
You're talking to me.
No, but I mean, Marlon, I mean, Marlon can have like,
Marlon can't get 50 pounds, so it's better than me.
But yeah.
Yo, I'm not going to cab, bro.
I'm a human, and I can't ask how to chill, bro.
Like, we told you, bro, you're going to do the jib,
and you're like, oh.
What?
You're trying to take me no license.
Yo, how do you even get to do that?
How did you do that?
Do what?
Make your breath smell like your ass.
It's a particle, bud.
Yeah.
How do you know? Guess what?
Guess what?
I'm going to kill both of you in your sleep!
Passes not a good joke.
We're the fucker about an RPG, I'm not a fuck right now.
Seriously, what are you saying?
Do you know how to delete 17 terabytes of work files in 30 minutes?
Of what?
Of work files.
What is that?
I'm nervous, I'm not alive.
That's what he references to his action back.
This is the one that I got called with like Matt Fava.
That's another statement.
So what y'all in row?
Are you gonna hit that green crack or what?
Yeah, let's see if we can have a Mario Kart.
No, he's just looking at that blue plane, bro.
He's hot.
You know, this shit is hard as fuck.
How is that for fast?
What do you do now?
That's in Las Vegas.
Are you great taking people?
No.
We want some butter cake.
Butter cake, make every butter cake, every butter cake.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm not funny anymore.
How about make every cake, butter?
Every cake is made with butter.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Butter is a more than made ingredients in cake.
No, it's not, bro.
Oh, shit.
What's that?
Oh.
Who's calling you?
I'm not calling.
Oh, I still have some salsa on my noodles.
You know what?
There you go.
Who's calling you?
Come on.
the keys
my car
my car
can i show you something
what do you think it's got the keys
what do you think it's got the keys
i gave it to you when i was a kid
it's on
underneath our tv i use it today
it's underneath your tv
can i show you something
i don't know
don't know how to use it
i'm not sure
I'm gonna look at what you're saying look you got something to do about it okay?
Oh the reflection of the fucking handings bro.
How does he giggle like he wanted to do it?
It's not like you did it.
The reflection of the hand.
Those handings.
Perfect skin, just ricocheting all type of light.
Thank you. Well, it kind of absorbs, but yeah, he ricochets them.
You gotta like some pinions.
Very cute.
You like human with water?
Yeah, can you scream? That's it?
It's not possible.
It's already done.
Oh, fuck.
They got us a pretty one.
Alright, bro.
We're going to see you later, alligator.
Where are you going?
I'm moving around.
A little bit more.
Nice.
Wait, did you replay with the controller or something?
No, I'm switching to the steering wheel.
What?
You little ditty-back bitch.
I was just doing the steering wheel.
I'm fried out of my mind, Chad.
What?
Wait, you're running our scene.
Alright guys, we're back on Mario Kart.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm feeling really fried right now.
And we have a second.
I feel like I'm on the fucking moon.
I feel like I'm on the moon, bro.
the best vehicle come on come on focus lay oh my god oh god this car is faster
So you're telling me this is what I was playing with, a fucking slow ass car?
W practice.
Wait, can my car tip over if I drift too hard?
I'm feeling like on the moon right now.
Did you guys just hear what I said?
Like, did I say it out loud?
I'm not going to lie, I'm getting way better at Mario Kart facts.
I actually feel like I can win. I don't know if it's because I'm high, but I feel way more locked in like I can
get us win this game.
Three. I'm gonna boost two, watch this.
two
oh my god
oh my god
give me double, give me double, give me double, FUCK
it's fine, it's fine, it's fine
Okay, I mean, I just haven't gotten any fucking mystery boxies.
Bro!
Fuck you!
Motherfucker!
Talk to you mother fucker top three in this bitch
How do I manage to always sell?
Hell, I was in the top fucking...
I wasn't s-
Oh my god, good drift, wait!
Go, Lee! Go!
GO, Lee!
GO, Lee!
Get back in that top five, bitch!
Whee!
Oh my god, I actually feel like I won a Mario Kart game.
I did I see like a little Mario parking
Double double nice nice
Well, I swear I get I'm getting targeted by this chat
It's not even possible in the chat stream sniping targeting me. This game is so fucking stupid
It's not cold.
Whether they literally try to fucking mushroom me, only in the end when it's the final lap
and I'm top three.
This chat's just fucking annoying when I break something.
hits. I'm going to be so fried. I don't want to be this high this early in the day.
be this high this birdie in the day.
And this chat's probably just farming channel pulls off me right now.
It's actually sickening.
it's not hitting well because fucking silky punched it on the ground well fuck
I took three hits
Darla caught you caught me doing what?
What in the world? Yo Darla, I really don't want to talk about it. I can't win a game of Mario Kart
I'm not here Darla look to me look at me. Do I look high?
Do I look high?
No, I'm fine
I can win again!
Yo, chat, vote right now!
On every person in chat's life, I can win the deal Mario Kart.
Ready?
Three,
three,
two,
one,
boost.
Okay.
I got the boost down.
Alright, give me left side mystery box.
Okay.
Keep driving straight.
Keep driving straight.
You got seven right now.
I don't know what this does, but I'm going to put it...
Okay, it's still early against Sabotage early, that never hurts, never hurts.
Okay, get double.
I'm going to drink on him.
Top, top 10?
Top 10's not...
Yeah, keep hitting me, bro.
like well congrats congratulations you know what the fucking person's me bro
congrats
yeah child I win this
What do you notice how every time I'm in the top three or in the top two, somehow I get
hit.
And it's not cold!
Top five!
Oh my god, that's the best placement ever!
Oh my god, top five!
Oh my god, top five!
It's good to have you at the best placement ever!
It's a check screen.
I don't think I can play online.
line
Wait till I'm next to you and then you hit me with your fucking shell
Like, kind of, you can't see that I'm getting stream sniped, you're just delusional.
Every time on the third map, all of a sudden I get hit by 10 mushroom shells.
Like, I guess?
two more hits stop coming
I don't know what you mean by the work bro, I think they fucked my spliffhawk
I did actually fucked my spliffhawk, not even shown
it's a real challenge, I fucking like crooked and bent and shit
so you're telling me I gotta do two more hits nice I mean I might as well as tap
I found another bend bro.
Okay, take it. Thank God it's in here.
I just did three hits.
Baby ass hit.
I've smoked two splits by myself.
I've smoked two joints by myself and you all are saying baby hits.
Brother! Brother!
There's no baby hits! Once, like, it's going down! You can see it going down! That doesn't even...
Baby hit doesn't even make sense for the fucking scenario!
I'm the only one smoking it!
Watch this.
Fucker.
Fucker.
Fuck you, bitch.
Thank you, top three.
I'll take it, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yup.
Top five.
I'm the only one getting hit!
I'm literally the only one getting hit by shit, right?
I'm getting targeted!
Yeah, bitch, I'm biggest fuck.
I'm biggest fuck. I got this big dick.
Got this big dick!
Oh my god, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
oh my god wait a minute oh my god wait a minute top 3 bitch top 3 motherfucker top 3 motherfucker
Don't play, motherfucker!
Don't play, bitch!
Come here!
Not even mad about it.
Not even mad about it.
Five blocks still.
I don't know what that does.
Come on, Lay.
Come on, Lay.
It's the best run you've ever had.
It's the best run you've ever had, motherfucker.
Come on, Lay.
Oh, like, top three! Top three! No!
One ahead! Top three, like, come on, go!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No!
come on
top 8
top 5
come on lay
Oh my god, I'm gonna take a hit!
Oh my god, take a hit. Oh my god. Oh my, this game is so fun though. This game is so fun.
100k points down the drain shouldn't have doubted the king son shouldn't have doubted
the king. Yeah, look at everybody in the chat voting yes now. Look at everybody in the chat
yes now yeah motherfucker that's called being a fucking pro who's everybody why
are there still more votes for no it's just full of haters bro just full of
haters, bro
You know what I'm going to Bowser's castle. Give me Bowser's castle
I'm not a run shit about this castle, bro
Chad, do you guys think I could win a game or no?
Be honest, I've gotten pretty close.
I feel like I could actually win a game.
Wait, you start in the air?
nice nice oh my god great fucking start lay great fucking start lay whatever it is music
Nice lay top 3! Top 3 to Dunlop Mace!
Lotta race left.
Lotta race left.
Gotta go for the doubles.
Gotta get the doubles, got the doubles, love that.
Lock it, thank you. Send me to the top 5.
She might be able to send me to top 3. She might be able to send me to top fucking 3, baby.
She might send me to first fucking place, baby! Oh my god!
I guess she did.
Oh my god, oh my god, it's a 1v1, it's a literally 1v1, oh my god, I'm about to win a fucking Mario
Like there's a guy in first place, but somehow I get a fucking mushrooms out there man. How does that work son?
See what I mean, bro, but you guys can't convince me this isn't fucking targeting
On top three and somehow on the only one getting hit with mushrooms
It doesn't even make fucking sense logically scientifically alphabetically fucking astronomically dude
Dude! This game's starting to piss me to fuck off!
This game's starting to-
That should not count.
Facts are no, that should not count.
Dude, that should not count.
Refund it, mods refund it, don't steal their channel points.
I'll make y'all a deal, since that's bullshit, I'll take one hit, I'll take one hit, I'll take one hit.
It's not pulling because they broke it
Why I said I was taking one random team three like what am I do bro? I'm so oh my god. I'm so fried
Chat, I'm deadass about to get off and watch Interstellar on Monday, June.
watch old chat should I make a patreon right now and watch on interstellar and watch it
and watch
I gotta win this game, bro.
Low Keebo being at the front too early is not even good.
If you're at the front too early, it's dead ass not even good.
Facts are no.
that you low key don't wanna be at the front early on in the game
as you get targeted
double double double double
oh my god in a double double so good
So fucking cock with this game, I'm getting so fucking...
Hey, how am I in 14?
Top 10?
Top 8? Not even a bad shot, lame!
I
I'm literally lit.
Um, tell me, do you understand me?
So, you're just kidding.
And...
And, stop my mowing, okay?
Yeah.
So, give me...
A sunroof, sir.
I'll poke a guy's ear, sir.
Well, it's not a zebra.
Bro, it's fine, bro.
Trust me, bro.
You gotta get in with an end, and out with the owl.
What does that mean?
Well, I just...
So, when do I wear this?
That's gonna go hard with the dude right now, bro.
That's gonna go hard, bruh.
They should've gone hard, bruh.
That should've gone hard, bruh.
Hell yeah!
Woo!
I'm not taking any for that.
I'm laying on the rail.
You have to get it, Lacey.
Stop making weird.
It's hard to stop.
I can't sit in touch.
Fucking sabotage?
What is wrong with this play?
It's barely hitting!
Who the fuck is Rocky the Wrench, son?
That could be a penguin?
Oh
Oh, so cute
Wait, what oh is this just like practice chat
Focus, Lace. Come on. Come on. I could dead-ass do this. I could dead-ass do this.
Come on, Lay. Come on, Lay. Lock it!
Your time to shine, baby! Come on, Lay!
Top three of this, bitch!
Fuck!
It's fine. Nice, nice, Lay, go!
Hit this one! Hit this one! Drift! Nice, Lay!
Top three! Wait!
How the fuck am I on water right now?
Oh, I sold. I sold.
I admit I sold.
Wait, I might go to get a double here. Hold on a minute!
Oh, I don't have a fucking water car! I don't have a submarine!
I just got it. Everything I do.
What am I even good at?
How can I not get toped one, the thing is it's so condensed bro, all it takes is one
good mystery box and I'm in the top five again.
Give me a go! Give me a go! Give me a go! Give me a go!
I don't know what to say to that motherfucker!
I'm just so dog shit at everything I even attempt to do!
Everything I attempt to do, I'm just so fucking shit at it!
I'm not crying.
I mean, this is probably the last, this is probably the last hit I'm out after this.
I gotta tap shots.
This is the last hit.
I'm not, I can't let it go.
I'm too high.
This is the most I've ever smoked.
Two full, two full joints by myself is crazy.
I gotta get a window.
I'm just gonna go.
I'm gonna hold it for a minute.
Come on, man.
Everybody's fucking dead in here, bro.
Everybody thinks you're good enough to win a fucking game of Mario Kart.
Prove them wrong, son.
Prove them wrong, son.
Nice.
Nice.
What?
How does that even happen?
only one getting hit by shit I swear to God I am swear to God I'm the only one getting
hit by shit like you can't yeah top five bitch who the fuck who the fuck else gonna
to be the top five besides little league of best Mario Kart of all time!
Star power bitch! Top three! Star power bitch! Oh no, a lot of drifting coming up. It's all good. It's all good. Top three pussy. Last lap. Oh you already know I'm gonna miss shit.
Is this the dagger?
Is this the dagger?
Here we go.
Last lap, finally into the top five and what happens?
I get hit by fucking 15 shells and a bottle of Jack.
Yeah, bro.
I mean, you might as well just fuck me in my little asshole.
Oh my god! Did I win? Did I win? Did I win?
No!
No!
No!
No!
Suck it!
No!
No!
Oh my god, it hurts my heart.
No, no, no, that actually hurts my heart.
Oh, that hurts my heart hurts.
It's not another hit.
I got top 10.
You're actually getting better am I champion am I actually getting better yes or no
Like y'all can't say I'm not getting good. I'm gonna be honest. I only got a few more races in me, bro
I only got a few more races in me
You got lucky on that run so you guys think that was my only chance to win.
spam items, you use them for protection.
I'm not gonna boost theirs.
Like it's actually such a fun game, but this is actually just the biggest fucking
ragebait ever though. I'm in 11th place. I'm in 11th place and I'm getting I'm
getting hit by mushrooms and shells and you keep giving me the same fucking
horseshoe.
Motherfucker come here come here boy come here boy I'm getting in the front of that fucker
How does this not how does this not make me faster and I get hit?
Why am I the only one getting hit?
Give me the gold
Wait, wait, wait
No! What is that?!
I'm being shell on someone's body!
This game's just a big rage beat!
It's literally- And I'm like, WHAT IS THAT?!
No, it's not a fucking still issue, chat!
Oh my god, I literally look like a fucking stubbed toilet with a little fat munchkin.
Look at this little fat-headed penguin bitch.
You big-headed, big eyeball bitch.
What is this thing?
Oh, what is that?
Oh, what does that do?
Makes you eat a little shish kebab?
I don't even know what place I'm playing.
Is there anything I could be doing better? Like, be honest.
Yeah, I told y'all I'm done. I already finished to bro. Look, I'm I don't have any more weed I finished to buy myself
I'm clocking out of the smoking part. I'm already fried on the moon
I said I was playing till I can't smoke anymore.
part about is a scam. Come on. Wait, I have an idea. I'm going to go up on those trim
tracks.
It's the worst you can tell, I swear.
Well the double is what's gonna bail me!
GG, Gege. Get me last place, Gege.
I'm getting fucking one boost.
Oh
Or am I just bad at this game
So why did night why did last place get struck by lightning anybody want to
explain that one to me last place gets what about first place
Oh my god, the red combo here?
The red combo here on the top.
Let's get off the fucking railing, you fat bitch!
That was a rocket, not even good enough to get me to the top!
Top 6.
Yeah, actually, and I don't have a target on my back, can I have one in this?
I'll maybe buy these though.
Fireball.
Fireball.
Fireball.
Not even dead!
Have food!
Hold on a minute!
Please I need this!
No!
Fuck!
Fuck!
I can't leave this game.
I can't beat this game. I can't beat it.
I can't do it.
This is my last race.
This is the last dance.
This is the last dance.
I close my eyes, I swear I can see stars.
Did I just fall to the bottom of the map?
Come on, give me the boost.
No!
Oh my god, oh my god, what a start, what a start leg, what a start leg, what a start
leg.
Get a nice trip, get a nice trip, come on, come on, come on, wait, what?
This might be it! This might be the one! This might be the one!
This fucking stupid ass fucking game never fails to fucking let me down.
When I hit my car head on, oh I'm such a dirty little swine.
what? How about I just get hit by my own green mushroom?
A fucking walking bomb. I guess that's a real normal thing in life. A walking bomb?
I guess that's a real life thing?
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you bitch. Fuck you all. Fuck you all motherfuckers.
Yes!
Fuck you!
What?!
Hell!
Fuck this weak ass game, bro!
I get hit by everything, I get hit by everything, I get hit by everything, I get hit by everything,
I'm the only one getting hit!
I'm gonna fucking break something son!
Give me the gold, give me the gold, give me the gold.
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no fuck you, fuck you!
I give up bro, I'm not getting enough to beat this game.
I'm not getting enough to beat this game, I'm not getting enough to beat this game bro.
I give up.
I give up bro.
I don't even care anymore, I didn't have something to play.
I didn't have something to play.
There's no one in this game.
I've realized that.
I've realized the chat, there's no one in this game.
There's no one in this game, bro.
There's no one in this game.
Do a YouTube outro.
No, I'm not gonna do a YouTube outro, bro.
You can just end it, bro.
You can just end it.
You can see what's going on in the column.
Should I do reactions with my green screen?
I don't think I've ever reacted like this.
Ludwig tells Jason he doesn't need to start a brand just because everyone else is doing
it.
I'm not sure.
Right.
That guy has the anime.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hold on.
My fault.
I forgot y'all couldn't hear me.
Ludwig tells Jason to wean that he doesn't need to start a brand just because everyone else is doing it.
He brings up Clix and Lacey saying he's not sure whether their brand tap caps was created out of
Genuine passion or as a money grab
Something like that I'm still trying to think that was this for being pain
Bro, I would run some shit like this with you one day. Yo, Joe. We have to do it
Well, we could dead-ass play burial cart. I'm down or like Super Mario bros and every time we die
We got to take a hit
We have to do it
We do die a lot in Super Mario Bros.
Four-man Mario Party if you don't win a minigame, you have to drink or smoke.
Yo, Joe, let's run at this weekend.
Let's run at this weekend.
Me, you, Rod and Jinxie.
You run a GT Mario party if we don't if you don't win a mini game you have to drink or smoke oh
streamer games
Buck bro, we could do tomorrow
I'm gonna do it tomorrow
Or the day after or Friday
Just text me Joe text me. Let me know
Cabo
Yeah, but yeah, I could I could just flow
Aren't you a cobble? Yeah, but I leave for cobble tomorrow night
But I'm a streamer. I'll clean you up for answering
Me your accent is like we could
Something like that I still just want to think like what's this for me, but I'm definitely gonna have to
Like but I feel like sometimes people just think they have to because other creators did it like I don't know
And no shade. I don't know if it's working or not, but like
Like tap caps, I don't think it's a real passion project or if it's like they see being like
You know clicks we can make a lot of money if we do this idea because they got hit up by like an investor
I understand it's like a genuine um I have not personally taken a single penny from tap caps
Not a single penny from a single sale has went into my bank account
Everything has been reinvested back into the company and talking about getting an investor
I've invested a hundred thousand dollars of my own money into tap-taps clicks has done the same
this company started from us investing a hundred K into it out of our own money and
We had the idea and it was something that made perfect for both of us because I have
Hundreds of bear bricks, which I like to collect. I love collecting cards
So it's a collectible and clicks is a gamer so it goes on a keyboard
If it was a money grab, I would just be taking money off of it and buying shit.
I wouldn't be reinvesting it back into the company and I also wouldn't have invested
100K of my own money if I didn't care about it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's like, they're both like, dude, I fucking love keyboards and I love mystery boxes.
This is a great idea.
Or if somebody came up to me and said, hey, you guys can make a lot of money, I'm going
to do these advertisers.
You guys will be majority owners.
I think sometimes like, streamers think they have to do this because they're like, yeah,
You're right Jimmy has feasible and that's how you fucking reach its next year
Rantrain has joy right well attack like I feel like sometimes we think like I'll have to do all this shit
So I still have enough he said no shade. No, I'm not saying that too
I'm just saying that to any like anybody who thinks that that we made tap caps as a money grab like you just explain
That's everybody
That's Ron this is what Ludwig said about poor
What is some advice you give to a group by the core, you know, the group by the, for long term?
Oh, is that chains? What is that?
I think core is currently going to fail.
Yeah, I think core is going to fail.
You know what, the hater?
And I said this one before, Corp first got announced.
The issues with Corp are,
you guys are all very successful individually,
and I think you guys are incentivized to just work on your own thing.
Everybody's been saying this since Faze.
Since we joined Faze three years ago, everybody said Faze was going to fail.
that our group in phase was gonna fail.
Now Brandon, phase itself with us and it did technically fail.
Our group, like our group was phase.
So phase like, everybody said our group was gonna fail.
Our group did not fail.
And it's still going three years later
with the whole different, with the whole rebrand
and a brand new channel.
I think like, you know, you're actually doing
an A-Back Monday or like you're maybe talking
with your team and what you're blue about like some streams
you want to do in the future for yourself and you'll see the direct benefit from that.
And I think that's the same exact situation like Ron is in, like Ron is more incentivized
to think about like, all right, I'm sitting up this like, when we go with Jinxie and then
maybe like some Fortnite Watch Party or whatever, and no one's actively like putting effort into
thinking about what should we do for the group.
And so my prediction, my prediction when you get started with your group is that eventually
like you know one person is going to do the brugs of the workload to get it started.
That's adept.
They're going to burn out.
That's true.
That's adept.
It's necessarily because they're only receiving the like if you put everything in the group
one fifth of that there's six people on six, whatever the percentages but they're getting
like one fifth or one sixth of the return of that.
If they were to work on their own things they would feel much better because they'd get
more returns.
It's kind of like imagine.
Listen bro, Adapt has been that person that put in all the effort doing all this stuff
to kick start the group, to get the YouTube in order, get the YouTube videos going.
Adapt has spent literally like 80% of his time doing stuff for the core YouTube channel
and core as a whole.
But soon, you guys will see something, something you guys will see soon, you know, we just
needed like once it starts, it's been so good so far, right?
We've had three months with Core.
We already hit a million on YouTube, more than our phase channel.
We have a house, everything's in order.
We just won an award at Streamer University,
and I feel like CORE was a huge part of Streamer U.
You know, it's summer.
We have a lot of stuff coming.
But it was just that first kickstart
that it's going to take to like, a group does not
start in three months.
That's not how it usually works.
So once everything's in order and we get being situated,
that are getting situated right now,
you guys will see very soon, it will just
be very very a lot more smooth a lot more smooth you guys will see but yeah
obviously you know like we didn't we didn't want to have anybody else running
shit so we had to do it ourselves and adapt that kind of just fell in adapt
much better to get more return it's kind of like imagine doing a group projects
every week and you're getting an A but you're doing all the work exactly that
was gonna happen sorry to cut you off is that you guys gonna talk about it and
And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you go back to doing your own shit.
Because it's very comfortable and easy to do,
and you know how to do it.
And it's harder to do the thing you don't know how to do
and take the reins to do that.
Listen, bro, I promise, soon, bro, soon, soon, soon,
soon, soon, soon, soon.
Wait. What?
I speak for the community and chat. We all need to start putting barf emojis when Lacey's
on the screen.
There's no one's doing that.
Money, money, money, money, money, money.
You keep making that money.
Personally, I don't think TapCaps is a money grab,
but I also do not believe Lacey has not made
a single dollar from TapCaps.
I've never lied about anything having to do with money
or revenue ever once.
Why would I just like, if I was making money off TapCaps,
I would say I'm making money off TapCaps.
Obviously in the future,
the plan is to make money off TapCaps.
But at the moment, you don't start a business
and start making money within the first six months
of the business.
That's any business, bro.
If you start a business, it's gonna be negative for a while.
And if you do make money, you gotta reinvest it
into the company or else it's gonna fail.
Bro always had the biggest glow,
holy fuck, you should be proud.
Some people will not even complete lose weight
as much as you have.
You have good swag, thank you.
dead ass thank you bro thank you
my mouth is dry bro my mouth is dry
oh my god i feel weird right now
i get a feel weird
i feel weird bro
It's the green crack. It actually is. I'm not even kidding, Chad. It's dead ass, the green crack.
I think the green crack is fucking with me right now.
Isn't that the whole point of a business, though? It's just to make money?
Well, yeah, obviously. But like, people say like, oh, like, yeah, that's another animal.
People are like, oh, Lacey made tap caps to make money.
Huh?
You think you think the owner you think the owner of McDonald's didn't make McDonald's with the intent to make money
You think the owner of of any business in the world
Besides a non-profit didn't make their business with the intent to make money like what kind of like what do you think?
Where's that even mean?
You're a goblin?
Lacey a goblin who pretenses your friend tells you to stream that hate firms you what are you even talking about Lucy?
Oh my god, it's Lucy talking about you. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my God.
To be fair, you did tell him to stream whenever you end.
And guess what?
Me talking about Drew streaming on my stream for the past three days has probably increased
his viewership by at least 100 viewers a day.
So I don't know, like,
Petra when low key.
It has been a while.
It has been a while.
Oh no chat.
Look at my microaggression from 2023 chat.
All this shit, we got a national water lipo right here.
We got snacks.
We got a bunch of stuff.
Everything in the children's face.
Wait, I don't even know what I said.
All this shit, we got a national water lipo right here.
We got snacks.
We got a bunch of stuff.
Everything in the children's face.
Children's face.
Stop.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I love young niggas, but we are not doing 30 days of racism.
I'm letting you die right now.
You're not finding it?
No, no.
You don't even want to start it, that's not pretty.
This the best you could do?
Brother, I've said fucking a thousand times worse than this shit.
I've said a million times worse than this shit on stream.
This the best you could do?
There's not microaggression, bro.
This is me joking around with my best friends.
Sorry to break it to you, bro.
Sorry to break it to you, dude.
Yeah
Wait read my text
Okay, Drew
One of my mousepad
Last time, last time, bro, I sent you a letter, bro, I have always managed on the court.
You're not joining court, son!
If you do, bro, bro, I am trying to make it, bro.
I have all potential, all reasons, and everything, bro.
You just gotta give me a chance, bro.
Gotta give one kid a chance.
Why are you whispering?
What?
What?
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm listening right now.
I'm listening.
This is, like, this is, like, boom.
Yeah, it's actually like a drew and rustle combined humans.
I also do not think that Lacy and Crix made tech.
I think Lacy, I'm already in stupid ass comments.
We need more group segments or unplanned group streams like the old days made.
I know y'all are busy, but that's what majority so gift a I don't I don't like I'm not a library. I'm live every day at the house. I
Can't I cannot control?
Other people stream schedules. I'm here every day me and Ron and Jason are pretty much here every single day live at the house
Like
You travel too much. I really don't I really don't
I'm at the house like 75% of the time doing random shit
Who's that
What
Bro who put this on you who put what on me?
What the fuck
What you look right? How many choices you got through to by myself?
You face to brother. It was every time I didn't get top 10 in Mario Kart
I had to take a hit and I'd fucking suck at that game
There's no way you do right you ever face to before that's a crazy do rag wait what?
Is it what's wrong with the do rag?
Who put a gang or something who put it on you silky um I
Feel like
It's
That's fun. Oh, yeah, I don't know. What is it? Why do I think I know I actually have no idea
I mean bro, I think it's I think are you gonna continue or no, I gave up
I tapped out
I'm gonna tap out bro because I smoke too by myself and I feel like I can't feel my leg
I literally feel like I'm like bro. I smoke this thing called the green crack
And it says on the thing that the green crack is it like it like it's like it gives you cerebral palsy or some shit it said
Wait, this is a little like a blighter for Thanos
She look like a lighter for teabags
What she look like a lighter for teabags
Wait, do you think I have waves I've been wearing this all day?
Maybe, cause you got curls.
Should I actually check?
Yeah, let me see.
Put on all Roddy Ritch.
What is that?
Put on every season by Roddy Ritch.
When do I take it off?
You'll know.
You'll know.
I
Take it off
You know you were like
oh fuck no you got shade corners
oh what did they do I do to me tell you guys like Zach Levine here learn what
did they do right do me fat yeah put that shit back on I mean it low key
didn't make my hair curly though low key or you always had curls yeah but it kind
of brought them out oh my god bro I'm a bit never been a worse like wave reveal
of all time. Yeah, it's all good. All right, bro. I was just checking in. How was your
made back Tuesday, bro? It was actually good, bro. I just watched a clip of Ludwig saying
CORE is going to fail. Yeah. Yeah. But we already addressed everything yesterday. Yeah,
right now. That's the truth, bro. Like the trajectory before. I'm just saying that people
have people have been saying our group's going to fail since we joined FaZe in 2023. No,
But I mean, no, he's not.
I think he was more so saying, like,
with the trajectory of where it was going,
as in, like, one person doing everything.
And it did?
Our group failed?
So how come we're still all together
with the brand new name, a million subs in three months,
living in the same house?
Our group didn't fail.
Our group did not.
Our group, because we made the group.
All right?
We made a group.
That org failed, yes.
But the group did not fail.
I
But yeah, just wait till our quarter events come
Just wait coming soon. We do have stuff coming soon coming soon. All right. Well, you can't hit core camp
That shit might be locked get might get lost in the new chat
No, I'm not letting that has too much potential to get lost in a group chat. I'm down. I'm more than that has too much potential
Bro, I'm more than I don't care if I have to host the event myself
itself. Well, then it will be
you know, no, it will because
you guys can, you know, I said
it all up and you guys just
show up, bro. We can run
I already have people looking
for a campground. I will help
you set it up and I'll put
money in and it'll be split
I can't have to worry about
putting money in. We're going
to get a sponsor. I probably
shouldn't be the one looking
for sponsors though to be
honest. Yeah. Yeah, but I can
get a sponsors. Yeah, you
that might be your your
Because if they find out Lacey sent the streamer who sends microaggressions looking for a sponsor,
I mean what's going to happen, bro?
Wait, wait, what?
What happened?
Marlin can get a sponsor?
Marlin can get a sponsor.
But he retired.
Just kidding, I didn't.
I called him today, didn't he, sir?
Yes.
Yeah, I was trying to show him my do-rag.
It's because you're not friends for real.
This doesn't fuck with me watch this you're gonna call me he's gonna answer you right now brother brother. We'd like to fuck it
And okay my brother you got the top
You probably didn't think he's serious cuz I still might tell him it was an emergency it is about food
He's not answering you bro, how do I tell you?
You gotta be busy, bro.
I'm busy, yeah, man.
You just gotta be busy, bro.
Just gotta be.
Very just cuz he's just cuz someone doesn't pick up the phone does not mean core is over
Core is done. So core is over cuz Marlon didn't answer the phone bro like if you call
Somebody's gonna be on stream brother. You could bet ass call Silky right now. He's picking up the phone
Silky's death Silky always picks up the phone for sure, bro
I
Pokey wait Lacey's haircut kind of eats
Pokey they said that at Lacey wait really? I don't know I ban pokey made for much
Silky you picked up, bro. Thanks for picking up the phone, bro. Thank you, Pokey. I appreciate that. Thank you
No more testing what core members will answer phone calls and you answered
I hate this thing.
I hate this thing.
I think he liked that.
Alright, what about Adept?
Just kidding. Yo, that's good, Pokey.
Adept? Adept is not picking up, girl.
I don't even need to...
Bruh, we get... Bruh, he's off-screen, handling the business.
I'm gonna respect that.
Okay.
You call him that.
You just said that you're gonna respect that
because he's handling business.
Alright, but I'm not you.
Are you on content or not, bro?
Oh, there you go.
What?
FaceTime adab.
Oh my hell, fuck.
What the fuck?
What?
Starting a FaceTime call to adab.
What the fuck?
You don't pick up the phone.
I'm the yellow adab.
It was popping.
I'm on stream.
Just wanted to say I hope you have a good day, twin.
Keep out of pick up the phone.
Right now.
Watch this.
He just checked twitch the twitch app
and that was good. I'm on stream right now with Jason.
I just wanted to say hope you have a good day, bro.
All right. We'll take that.
Oh, your food is at the front door too.
Oh my god, he even eats you.
That's crazy. That's that's called that's called dedication right there. What is that? He's right in writing. Yeah
All right, now get home safe, okay
He's talking to me through his helmet
That's what your dad's love bro. I like why let's play laying on his couch watching a movie
He and McDonald's right now cutting out and saw your call and press the X
Adapt right in his bike and he picked up through that through the hell me. This is what you do, bro
Watch this. This is what you do. FaceTime Marlin. This is what you do bro. Watch this.
He's probably busy.
I'M BEING A BITCH!
I'M BEING A BITCH!
I'M BEING A BITCH!
I'M BEING A BITCH!
I'M BEING A BITCH!
I'M BEING A BITCH!
I'M BEING A BITCH!
I'M BEING A BITCH!
I'M BEING A BITCH!
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Why damn, bro!
I'M ON A LAND!
He's not picking up, because he's probably busy, alright?
Not the waters that revolve around you, Doug!
Yes it does! My world revolves around me.
Duh, I'm the fucking, I'm the, I'm me.
Oh my god.
Everybody's bored.
That's why everybody, that's why it was like, oh.
Everybody's bored revolves around themselves.
Yeah, core is over, bro.
Yes, you know, I'm leaving.
I'm leaving core.
I'm done.
Duck smoking cigarette.
I'm leaving core. Core has failed.
Give me 10 something.
You can't even run away, you dudes.
to roll away
you can't borrow their steps
to go down
okay i can hop down
and then what you can't go up the hill
your wheelchair does not have a wheel chair
i'm making a treat
oh my god bro
oh my god bro
stop
stop
Holy 2-in-1
Holy 2-in-1
Bro that shouldn't have hit the main timeline
She might have hit the main timeline
Wow post
Starting to abolish
Alright, well shit, I'm gonna go down and play some Resident Evil. Wait, it's out?
What do you mean it's out? Resident Evil's out?
Um, that's a bit of...
Is it a new game?
No, bro, it's been a bit of a literal year's note.
Don't even know that.
I haven't eaten all day, I gotta get some food in my system.
You haven't been eating all day.
No.
That's just hard to believe, I don't know why.
You deleted the wrong tweet?
Why did not I?
You know what's crazy?
Only 15 pounds away from only like 12 pounds away from 175. So I could actually be 175 by the end
I still on that juice. What juice the redder. No, I can't for I haven't been on for like a week and a half because of my surgery
Lacey to eat
Yes, oh my god, he's gonna do running away bit, but you can't can't run away
Yeah.
Don't leave, bro.
We need you.
I know.
I'm like the KSI.
The KSI is for you.
Please.
You know what?
For you guys?
I'll stay.
No.
No.
You just said seriously.
You sure?
You should probably double check this.
Lacey and Ron, you got mail.
Man, man, man.
Could you send me 1,200 euro, bro?
I love you so much, bro.
And can you unbind me from Ron?
I love you so much, bro.
I love you so much, bro.
I love you so much, bro.
I love you so much, bro.
I love you so much, bro.
I love you so much, bro.
I love you so much, bro.
you so much bro and can you invite me from raunch chat
how's everyone's day today what'd you do
i had a bag bag tuesday with ludwig
we're never gonna work out
Ludwig was right but of course he was
of course he was
oh i saw you started streaming and i walked in and i ate my food because i love watching
what you eat
and
said this the stable lock is happening yeah I'm gonna I'm probably gonna just
um and there's a fire I'm gonna just I'm locked in until January first please
don't leave or we need you we need you I said we need you I'll need you swallow
it what bro you want some to be jealous
come here hard guys I didn't actually spin his mouth that was a joke
this is really core this is really the big three and the biggest three big
oversized I used to go to high school they got them sausage fingers all over
your face all right can you please not leave can you make a tweet so people
stop ringing out fine like everyone's I'm not leaving cool like jk man to
true to a lie. Yeah. Okay, guys.
I'm not leaving. Come on. I see that. I don't see. Hold on. Hold on. I don't see it. It's
not. You just asked me to make a speech so people didn't freak out. What else y'all
doing? I'm almost out. Take it out. I don't want to take it. Oh, it hurts. No, I'm just
Exercising the third tomorrow. Yeah, he's running a mile Thursday. You guys are all invited to my marathon stream
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be sparring Ryan Garcia tomorrow
Wait, what?
That's a lot bro. He's gonna be uh, it's gonna be like actually go hard in spars or my shit
That's a world champion. And yeah, yeah, hey
Fuckin luck to you, bro. I face time in yesterday. I said I'm gonna be the fuck out of you
He said that and he ended it in a second. That's a lot. You won't call him right now touch it
They call right now call right now. It's actually big. Oh, you know, you don't call right out
You're a real human tell me 100% tomorrow. Yeah. Tell me what was it?
See say you're gonna get knocked out. Oh, tell him that you're not scared. Yeah, tell me you're not scared of him
You want him to go a hundred percent in the spine?
Yeah, we'll be here though. No, he's coming here after
We guys do it
Oh, right
What do we need in his gym his private gym? It's actually not that far from here, right?
Bro you okay you well like is he actually gonna try I mean every time you die every time he spars
Someone I see it on my timeline, and he's just the only time I've seen him spar was
Was he who's the who's the big person?
Gorlok the Destroyer, he like beat the shit out of Gorlok the Destroyer.
Bro, Gorlok is like impossible to beat up.
You know, that's the fun part is that he just went,
DOOSH! DOOSH! DOOSH!
And then he went easy on the Queen of Calabasas.
It was like two clips, it was like one was like he was play fighting.
Oh yes, it was like Gorlok.
Yeah, let's do a raw dead-ass to sniff his balls.
Ew, let's go, Jim.
Ew, man.
Fuck, bro.
I gotta go to the gym.
So what time is it?
Equinox close.
Today's what?
2 o'clock.
We didn't even announce?
No, they closed down.
No, no, no.
So today is National Gym Close.
Oh, my.
All gyms close at 6 o'clock.
Well, it's a good thing we have a gym in our house.
Well, that one, it counts.
It's a private gym.
We have a gym in our house.
Public and private gyms.
We just saw Ryan Garcia do 100% on Lacey's knees.
Oh, yeah.
Ooh, that fucking good idea.
It's like this is an airmarp.
What's happening?
You think it was actually an airmarp?
Yeah, it was airmarp.
No, it was airmarp.
It's not.
No, it's not.
It's just content.
It's just content.
Bro, have you ever lit your, light your arm here and smell it?
It smells like shit.
No, bro.
Where am I?
Should we light my asshole airmarp?
And burn it?
Oh, my God.
Ron's red thumb thing for the five gifts in.
No, I'm not sure.
My luck.
It's just content, bro.
It's just fucking content.
It's just fucking content.
Hey!
Hey, you could get us.
We could really fuck you up right now.
Yeah, I couldn't do shit about it.
I can just sit here and scream metal.
All right, now it's.
All right, bro.
What do you have out of it?
What the fuck is in your ass?
The fuck is this?
How's it like?
It is.
It is in there.
I'll save it in front of you.
Just move.
Move.
Fuck.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, that's just fake sexy though. I'm gonna lie bro. Um, we better do. I'm actually dead
That's better probably gonna do my thing reasonably you dead ass lock it in. Yes, we are
Dead serious, but how many how many times a week?
For how many weeks we are locked in just let the chat spam cap. Let them do this
Yeah, I don't really give a fuck. No, we talked about our stream yesterday. Thank you, bro
I'm better. I'm gonna see and I transform
You know what's crazy, I believe you I believe you bro 16 do the thing
You know it's crazy, but you have the most potential out of everybody. That's not sure nobody's
It's true Marlon at his peak clears any of us at her peak Marlon already reached potential
Marlin at 50% clears all of us at our feet. Let's be honest.
All right, Jack. All right, guys.
Marlin is male-glazed, Lacey is female-gaze.
That's actually true.
Say my name. Say my name. When you come around me, baby, I will want you. Say my name.
my name I said baby I love you said baby I want you
not a lot lunch ladies be thick as fuck talking about grab a fruit baby shit I'm
How about I grab that ass?
It's a Kai tweet from 2021.
Dude, what is this tweet?
Chad, do I get on pack draw?
You want to get on Pat, bro?
All right, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, monster on AT plus.
It's been a minute since we played Pat, bro.
Oh, also chat for the next card opening?
For the next card opening?
What should I do?
Should I do MBA or NFL?
Leap check calm.
Oh shit.
Oh!
Come on, get down!
Oh yeah, Jason's ghost!
Come on bitch, I'm a boy!
What's up?
Hey, hey, hey!
Come on bitch!
You know, Blivvians like been boxing for like four years, no?
Or like probably longer.
He's Ed Bro. Oblivion, if Oblivion fought Jason, he would dominate him.
Come on! Come on, Mitch!
Y'all don't think that's true?
Y'all think Jason would be Oblivion in a fight?
Yes!
I'm not going to scratch my balls.
Dude you could be the oblivion.
Well no I could not.
I'm not a fighter chat a new splash. I know somebody I might not know this cuz of my body type. I'm not a fighter
Like I'm not a fighter, bro
No, I don't have it the pack draw
Huh low key yes
All right chat
We are on pack job baby first time in a minute y'all know the drill it's on 18 plus mode if you are not 18 plus
You will get kicked out of the stream and if you are 18 plus you are more than welcome to watch
If you guys want to play pack draw you can use code Lacey to sign up mods spam up the link
also chat
What's I gonna say fuck oh
Oh, when I, if we do good today, you guys already know the drill, always, I'll tip you guys out,
but you have to have signed up using Code Lacy if you want that, okay?
You have to.
But that's the link right there, this link in the chat right here, if you want to sign up and get tipped out.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty sure they sent me the details back.
Over the last like six months, I've tipped out over 30K to the chat, so.
Okay, all right, I'm gonna be honest, it's been a minute.
Chat, surely we could just go on, like, you know what, fuck it, 80% borrow.
We're starting off big.
We're starting off big, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
Wait, someone said they added new packs today.
Is that true?
Is that true?
I'll summer wait what did summer do what did summer do
All right, that's 17 already fuck. Let's get into the big boys. Let's get into the fucking big boys
Is he lying? Wait, what did Summer lie about?
Fuck Summer, bro.
Piece of shit.
Oh my God.
Wait, this could get fucking dead.
Yo, I might rip a 10 right away.
Is that crazy?
Is it crazy to rip a 10 off the rip?
RIP at 8? Okay, fuck it, 8. I'll do it, 8. I'll do it, 8. We gotta get some big ones
in there too. Like we have, alright, I'm gonna go to 50 packs. Deal? Deal? Deal? Bang, 8k.
Oh my god. Okay.
Come on.
I already know the drill.
Left side goal.
I'm going to be watching in the chat to see who's been here.
I'm going to be watching in the chat to see who's been
chatting on the left side goal when we do tips.
If we win, we got to play bro.
Let me start.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'm winning!
Give me a gold!
Stay, stay, stay, stay.
Oh, you dirty slut.
Chad, we're getting all my soul.
This could be big if we just get one more left side gold.
Oh, that might be worth a lot.
What is that?
Oh, they just got a big one.
Oh, they just got a base 13k hit. A base 13k hit.
A base 13k is crazy.
Oh, it might be GG. It might be GG. It might be over. It's over.
Oh my god, it's actually over.
Unless I can pull, unless I can pull a fucking gold out of my ass here, it's looking like
it's a Gige. No, let's I don't want to start like this. I don't want to start like this.
GG bro.
Wow man, a 32k non-code is crazy chat.
be on her state of rare that is who just said pack 45 brother give it up it
she is cool
I don't think that's shit
he's got a purple 7k hit
another 7k oh my god oh my god
oh my god I'm so close
Oh my god, I gotta go to last second bang, a last second bang.
Do it for me, do it for me, do it for me.
What is that?
What is that?
Yes!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, a last second bang, a last second 60k bang, yes, yes!
you
you
you
you
you
You
Now we are into the major packs. We are into the $500 plus ones. This is one shit gets real
The life of their baby
You know what I mean
Won't you just be everything
Won't you just be everything
All in the lights of the night
Until it's late in the second
And you're all in my heart
You can get it for the rest of your life
Where's my gold?
If you want to see me get it for the break, please get out of here.
Stump around, I hold my head, it ain't no more.
I need a song, I need nine on, I need nine.
This track, go ahead.
No.
That hurts, bro. That hurts, bro. Just play that shit, dude.
20 packs, I haven't got a single gold.
What is it? What is it? What is it? A Luigi Pokemon card?
it's not over it's not over it's not over it's not over nine take the wheel nine take the wheel
It's not over! 34 and 36!
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Are you ready? Come on!
Are you ready? One more go! Please!
I might take my own life, but she might not love me.
Yeah, bitch, I'm a bitch.
She don't love me.
You're getting so heavy.
It's choking me.
It's choking me.
Are you rich?
Are you rich?
Are you rich?
Are you rich?
Are you rich?
Are you rich?
Are you rich?
Are you rich?
Are you rich?
One more golden. Give me one more gold. Please in these last two one more golden. I don't know what we need I
Am I am winning one more or less I go one more or less I go I
Think I won I think I want I think I got it. I think I got it. I think I got it. I think I want I think I want I think I want
Okay
Okay, okay
left sides do for a fucking bang brother left sides do for a fucking bang bro
it's due for a bang. I'm doing no borrow. No borrow. This is when you either you
either go on a crazy run or you stop chat. Y'all know it. Y'all know it. This is
either when the chat get check it's tipped out fucking $2,500 or the check
I can't say nothing.
Wait, what?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, buddy.
We need a fucking hit here.
And now we go to the big dog packs.
We have 18 little dog packs.
We'll go here.
We'll go got to do ice once, mega juicer.
Got to throw in, got to throw in ice cream.
You couldn't get those sh.
you
you
you
you
you
You
You started walking around with Daniel in a way
When you got his eyes on you by the cops
Rent a side of the bank and he ain't seen no cars
Hands behind your backs, where'd your feet stand?
He turned around and saw that it was cheap, shut the damn
Now he locked up his bond to million
He locked in the center of Brazil, yeah
Rico said he'll make niggas Pedro
Pedro said he knows how to get them pesos.
No golds?
Like zero?
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold baby! Come on!
I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it, it's a Louis bag, 9K Louis bag, yes!
Come on, do another one, do another one.
One more left side goal, one more left side goal, it's so deep for a big one.
Seven more packs.
Oh, I don't think that's worth anything. Yeah, 200 hour glasses.
Might as well turn me around, bend me over and fuck me raw.
I mean this is still good if it like like I'm up if this if this wins but
another left side gold would be fucking generational chat it would be
generational nice nice come on give me another outside gold two more packs give
Give me give me give me a parking lot. That's I go to will be happy. I
Mean, I think I won 20 plus. Yeah. Oh my god. It's maybe a big wing. This is a really big win. I think
14 bands, what's the car?
Ride the weave.
ride the wave, which packs a goal.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
$320 back, so what if I just fucking keep doing it?
Just getting rinsed.
It's just really pissing me off.
What even is this?
It's the same shit.
that's fucking shit bro, that's fucking shit bro, she just pissed me off word to bro did
words abroad she just pissed me off
words abroad just pissed me off
all chat obviously didn't work out this time
as planned but um
but um
you guys want you know for the next time
maybe uh... i'll do better and uh... you guys can get to it
You can sign up using code LACI.
You don't have to deposit anything,
but if you do want to deposit anything,
there is a $20,000 per month leaderboard.
Exclamation mark leaderboard,
they can spam it in the chat,
the mods well, and there's a $20,000 in prizes
per month leaderboard that I pay out of my pocket.
So just gamble all our tips.
Fuck you, bro, fuck you, bro.
Tomorrow, yo, tomorrow, we're gonna do some tips, bro.
Trust me tomorrow is game time tomorrow is combo chat tomorrow is combo
Why is free to our face brother we're gonna come up tomorrow
We're gonna come up tomorrow, bro. I'm telling y'all right now. You guys don't gotta worry
Y'all don't got to worry dude. Okay, you don't
But chat I'm gonna get off bro. It was a very very fun stream today the Mario Kart was super fun
I'm fucking fried. I'm gonna get off him to get dinner and I'm gonna lay down. I'm gonna watch him
I'm gonna watch interstellar. I think is what I'm gonna do bro. I'm gonna watch interstellar. I
genuinely as well do but chat
look
Tomorrow, I will be streaming in Cabo, okay?
So I will be live tomorrow in Cabo.
It is my monthly gambling trip.
So yes, tomorrow we will be in Cabo and we will be, I'm going to stream probably for
a few hours on Twitch, just do some desktop, some reactions.
Obviously, I can't really IRL because of my knee.
And then we will hop on to kick after for the few hours of gaming that we do.
But I'm super excited.
Last trip was super fun and this one is going to be even better because I actually know
what I'm doing now.
All right.
I'm going to be tipping out chat, doing some bonus hunts, a bunch of fun shit, okay?
But yeah, that's going to be tomorrow.
Combo stream on some chill shit.
Maybe I'll hit up like someone to do some gaming before I go on and, you know, Gamba.
Oh, there's Cocoa.
Hey, Cokes.
But A, WStream, join the Twitter con, join the Clipping Discord.
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