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07-30-2026 · 3h 51m
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Because you're fat?
So you guys think Ryan Garcia is going to come after me because I'm slightly overweight?
First off, I'm not fat, okay?
I'm a little overweight.
Sure, I could lose a few pounds, but I'm definitely not fat.
Saw you getting cooked on Twitter
for wearing that new rag, brother.
I get cooked on Twitter if I blink the wrong way, bro.
It literally doesn't even affect me anymore.
It does not affect me, even like the slight is a bit anymore,
If I if I look at a camera and I blink like I could blink like three times really fast
And there'd be like a Twitter thread of people like
Making conspiracies that I'm that I'm a that I sold my soul and I'm like worshiping the devil or some shit
Well, I'm not even kidding. That's literally how it is at this point
That's literally how it is. I
Had somebody you know, I woke up and the first tweet I saw on my timeline
I can't you not the first tweet I saw was
You getting the shit beat out of you would be the first lacy stream I tuned into like are we serious dude?
Are we that really are we serious?
Are we serious?
Why are you all retweeting that not not a real
That's not a retweet
That's not a reed sweep, bro.
No, but I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be completely honest.
I personally don't understand why people are upset
with me wearing a do-rag.
I don't get that.
I truly don't.
Mate, like I genuinely don't understand.
I don't understand.
Like truly don't.
I really don't, bro.
You look weird. I don't care if I look weird, bro. I don't care if I look weird. I'm I don't care.
Your sweet is a potato. Yo, fuck you, dude. Fuck you, bruh. Fuck you. I actually talked to Silky.
Silky? Silky wants me to try to get waves. What do y'all think about that? Be honest, be honest, be honest.
Silky wants me to try to get waves.
No?
Why?
I feel like it could be like, I feel like it could be cool.
Okay, so Silky, Silky was looking at my hair.
He basically said that he thinks that I have curly enough thick enough hair to get waves.
So when he was tying my Buregg, he said that he thinks I should try to get waves.
And I kind of want to try it just to see like, you know what I mean?
Like I kind of want to try it just to see if I could really do it.
Come on.
Imagine I pulled a do rag off and you just see my hair wavy as hell.
Here we go.
Another hair journey.
What is so bad about where?
Okay, let me explain this to y'all, okay?
Let me explain this to y'all real quick for the people who need understanding.
I like the way I look in a do rag. When I put a do rag on, I start feeling myself a little bit.
I feel like I look like 80s 90s fine when I have a do rag on.
the leads love it so anybody who tries to somehow in some way bring race into it
you are stereotyping bro that's you doing that that's you okay and that's weird
that's weird it has nothing to do with that literally nothing at all I just
I just think, I just think that I look like a,
like a, I'm gonna be honest.
I look like a model with it on.
Facts, I look like a model.
You look like a joke, just shush and get to the reactions.
I don't look like a joke.
I don't look like a joke.
I think I look good
Bro you realize you're so cringe right yes
Yes, I do realize that I do realize I'm cringe
And what and what and what?
What about it?
What about it, bro?
I've always been cringed dude. I've always been cringed. I'm a cringe person. I'm a cringe person and you're a dork
Okay
That I don't get because do you guys know the definite what definition of a dork?
Definition of a dork is a person who's socially awkward
Clumsy and a bit silly and unfashionable
None of these check the lacy box. I'm not socially awkward
I'm not clumsy, and I'm not unfashionable. I have good fashion. So none of the word dork doesn't really fit into me
but
But I could see you calling me cringe
Now listen today's stream
We have a few things we got to go over okay number one
guys it's four days away four days away until I have surgery bro four days
until I go in for surgery I've never had surgery before in my life and I got a
call from my doctor this morning that we'd like trying to like like make sure
everything's good.
And I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I'm very, very nervous.
I haven't been nervous over the last like two weeks,
but now that it's really inching up to the surgery time,
I'm very, very nervous and I'm very, very scared.
Now be honest, did you see you are another topic
of Thursdays?
What?
I want to ask this, I want to ask this, I want to ask this, I want to ask this, I want
to ask this, because I've been dodging this question.
Grock, what is the percentage chance that you die in a ACL in meniscus surgery?
Grot grot can you answer that question?
This useless ass fucking AI bro like this actual fucking useless ass AI holy shit that
actually just pissed me off bro trying to ask rock a question wants to fucking ignore
me like I'm not even here. Hey, Grock. Is Grock down yet? Wait, Chet is Grock down?
I think Grock is down.
You should ask Claude.
Okay, actual question.
What, what, ah, what, what, what, what, uh.
Hello, nice to meet you.
I'm here to help with just about anything.
Hello, nice to meet you.
I'm here.
Hello, Grock.
Quick question, Lacey here.
Wondering what is the percentage chance
that someone dies in an ACL in meniscus surgery.
The overall risk of dying from a routine ACL reconstruction is extremely low.
The risk of death directly related to the surgery, or anesthesia, is estimated to be
under 1 in 100,000 procedures.
Okay.
Okay.
So I'm good, okay.
What are other common complications?
There are some complications that are common.
Knee stiffness and loss of motion.
A blood clot in infection, numbness, bleeding.
You know, I fucking hope that I bleed
when I'm fucking in surgery, what?
If I went into surgery and it wasn't bleeding,
I would be a little worried, facts or no.
Oh my gosh, I was about to tell you guys something.
There's some I gotta tell y'all bro
Chat
I talked to fortnight today
And he told me that there's not enough substantial evidence in the players that were reported
because they cannot take screenshots as proof.
So I'm gonna trust the benefit of the doubt
and I'm gonna trust that Fortnite is doing the right thing
and that the kids who I have very clear proof of cheating
proof of cheating in the past aren't cheating.
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I'm going to do it.
Jenny, do you want me to react to post it in the pinned thread?
Post it in the pinned thread.
That's not even what's pinned?
Yes, it is.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
You need to log back into Fusabot?
What the fuck is a Fusabot?
All right, I'm logged back in.
Now I'ma chat today, today.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen,
listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen,
listen, listen, Lacey on a beat.
I'm gonna be my meat on stream.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm gonna take my cock out.
I'm gonna put my hand on it
and I'm gonna stroke it right now.
What was I saying?
Oh, today's stream.
Today, we will be going.
So I don't know who was there last night.
If you were in the kick stream last night,
type me in the chat right now.
Let me see who was there last night.
Let me see all the people who were there last night.
Type me in the chat.
Great.
Now, if you were there last night,
we went on a crazy run.
We ran 90,000 up to 200,000 in insane run.
Okay?
And everybody was doubting me.
And shout out to all the people
because last night, thanks to the run,
we were able to tip out over $10,000 to the chat.
So clap it up in the chat.
Clap it up in the chat.
We were able to tip out over 10K to the chat.
But I was thinking,
maybe, you know, you guys could help me today
go car shopping a little bit.
You know, not in person yet,
so I can't really walk around and get in and out of cars,
But y'all could show me some cars,
send me the links to some cars.
I could look in and maybe when I'm done with surgery,
maybe if we have another good night tonight,
maybe we cop a new car as like a post-surgery gift.
So we're gonna do that today.
I'm also gonna be going downstairs
and I'm gonna be cooking Mexican food
because I am in Mexico, I'm in Cabo.
I feel like it's only right
that I throw some tacos on a grill.
I don't think you throw tacos on a grill.
make some tacos, maybe try to make a quesadilla
for the first time.
And then we're gonna hop on over
and we're gonna have night two.
We're gonna have night two.
How's Mexico?
Mexico's good, bro.
I woke up this morning
and I literally just went outside on a balcony
and I tanned.
Can you guys tell, do I look tanner or no?
Do I look tanner?
Do I?
No?
Say oh god I don't look tan at all.
Bro, this is shit that I don't understand.
I laid in the sun for 28 minutes.
How do I not look tanner?
28 minutes, son?
How is 28 minutes in the...
Yo, yo, let me teach you a lesson.
So you're telling me if I lay in the sun under a UV-11 for 28 minutes, that doesn't tan me.
But if I put my hand in a fire pit for three seconds, it burns my hand.
does that work quiet on the creek cry it on the creek I'm not a sped bro Ron is
running a mile? Wait, right now he is?
Wait, he finished?
Did he finish the mile? What was his time? What was his time?
What? Don't be racist, don't be stupid, don't be cringe.
What was your mile time?
Wait bro, guess who's getting the work done?
I'm gonna get some skin.
Oh my god.
Wait what was it Chad? What was the mile time?
We were getting spot on, right?
Eleven minutes?
We're gonna be ending the fucking piece.
Wait, Ron ran at 11 minute mile.
Dude, I could have rolled a mile faster than that.
I'm not kidding.
I actually think I could have rolled in my wheelchair a faster mile than 11 minutes.
There's a little fun fact about me, Chad.
I've never said this on stream before,
but before I got injured and tore my ACL,
I was running five minute and 45 second miles.
I put it on my mom's life.
I was running sub six minute miles.
Rest in peace, your mom.
No, okay, wait.
So do you guys remember back in the day in school,
in gym class, you had to do like a mini like circuit of tests
where you had to do like, you had to do push-ups,
you had to check your mile time
and then you had to do set ups?
Do you guys know what I'm talking about or no?
Yes, so I remember I was almost the best in my class
in high school in set ups.
I did 56 sit ups, that was almost the best.
I got an A plus and then the push ups,
I didn't do too good, I only got like 28 push ups
and then my mile time, I put this on my life.
May God strike me dead if I'm lying.
I got a five minute and 45 second mile.
I'm just kidding. My shit was like i'm gonna be okay i'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest
I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll stop throwing my mile time. It was nine minutes
It was a nine minute mile it was like nine minutes and 18 seconds
That's not even that bad though. A nine minute mile is not even bad
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Yo chat you guys realized if I wanted to if I wasn't injured
I could probably run like a six, seven minute mile, no exaggeration, like, like, actually,
bro, I hate on his chat, doubts me.
What is this tweet you're sending me, bro?
I mean, AI is just getting out of hand nowadays.
What the fuck did I just watch?
Because here's the thing that people don't understand about me.
Yes, I might be slightly overweight.
I might be a little chubby, but I'm very athletic.
I'm actually very, very athletic.
So I guess you are.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am very athletic. That's real. Thank you. If you're saying if you're saying I'm not an athlete
You're just delusional
I'm I was doing things at 300 pounds that people at 170 can't do
That's called athletic ability
Don't piss me off.
You're built like a snowman.
No I'm not built like a snowman, you little bitch.
What is the Lacey Lock-In?
Okay.
Do you guys want me to tell you exactly how my timeline goes?
I can see the future.
I can sit here and tell y'all exactly how my timeline is going to go.
August 4th, I get surgery, okay?
I'm going to gain a little weight, I'm going to be laying in my bed, can't move, can't walk,
can't do anything. I'm probably going to get back up to about 210 pounds, right? Then late August,
I'm going to start physical therapy and I'm going to start going to physical therapy every
single day and I'm going to work my leg back to normal strength, okay? Fast forward a month from
then it's going to be October, August, September, October. Come October, I'm going to be able to
be back in the gym full-time and I am going to build up discipline through physical therapy
and I'm going to transfer over the physical therapy slot to gym slot. So I'm going to
My brain's going to be conditioned to going to physical therapy every day at 10 a.m.
And instead I'm going to start going to the gym every day at 10 a.m.
And then come January 1st, 2027. I will have three months consistently in the gym
every single morning, I will have a fully healthy ACL,
I will have a six pack,
and I will start going to NBA training camps.
And I will eventually, in 2020-27,
sign a 10 day contract with an NBA team.
I'm going to be the first streamer to to play in the NBA.
I'm going to be besides Jalen Brown.
Jalen Brown. Love the dedication. I'm but I'm actually telling you guys I don't
think you like I don't think you guys realize how like delusional I am. I think
I truly think it's possible. I truly think that oh my like I and I want to
when I say it, I actually mean it,
but you guys in this chat think that I'm trolling.
You guys think I'm trolling.
If I have a fully healthy knee, like after this surgery,
if I have a fully 100% healthy body
and I'm around 170 pounds,
I'm in the top 0.001% of athletes on the planet.
I'm talking about the Cristiano Ronaldo's.
I'm talking about the LeBron James, the Usain Bolt's.
Like I am a true, like actual professional level athlete with a fully healthy body.
Bro, you think your ACL is going to be healed in a month?
You're so delusional.
I didn't say a month.
I said by January.
By January.
That's like five months from now.
And I'm also going to tell you right now, I'm quitting weed and alcohol, I'm quitting
weed and alcohol.
After my surgery, you will not ever see me drink alcohol or smoke weed ever again in
my life.
I'm fully quitting weed and alcohol and I'm going to change and my love for weed and alcohol
and partying, I'm going to transition it to a love for the gym.
Just wait, post-surgery lacy's got to be a whole different breed.
Ooh, actually, speaking of post-surgery lacy, I know I already told you I was going to do
this, but I think we got to get it actually in order.
So as you guys know, I'm getting surgery.
I am going to be doing a lot of desktop streams.
So I want to create the ultimate bro versus bro bracket.
So this is my post-surgery bro versus bro ladder.
Now, the first person, I want it to go from bad gamer
to phenomenal gamer, okay?
So I think the first person that I bro versus bro
is going to be Marlin, okay?
I think Marlin, and this is not like a diss to Marlin,
but he's the worst gamer in my opinion.
I think Marlin is the worst gamer.
So I am going to have Marlin as my number one,
first ever bro versus bro.
Okay?
Then,
number two.
Bro versus bro,
I think we have to go
Plaggboy Max.
We have to go Plaggboy Max.
So these are the first two now these are these are super easy matchups, but that's the point okay because they're gonna
Increasingly get harder as the list goes on
Number three
Are you just picking spades no bro, this is the point it's supposed to get harder
Who is slightly better than Max at gaming? Who's slightly better than Max?
do y'all think Lois would do a bro verse bro silky yeah
Yeah, but Silky could just pick some cringe games, bro.
I think Silky has to be higher up.
Sina?
OK, Sina might arguably be worse than Max at gaming.
Thanks for the vitamin, Wander.
What are you talking about?
That's far.
What?
Ron stole your vitamin water.
That was Darla's, not mine.
I don't know, wait, Ron's calling me.
Yo, Ron was good, bro.
Yo, bro.
Yeah, so hold me this straight.
First you steal Darla's pizza when she's on her period
and now you steal her vitamin water,
her only source of electrolytes while she's on her period.
Is Darla with you right now?
She's in the bathroom.
Okay.
Listen.
Yeah.
I challenge you to a mile run right now on stream.
I can't even walk.
Listen, man.
How, okay, what time did you get?
What time?
Like what was your mile time?
My mile time?
Yeah.
My mile time was 10 minutes and 44 seconds.
It really was.
Jason's was 8 minutes and 40 seconds.
Yo, I'm not kidding.
I think I could roll in my wheelchair a faster mile than that.
You realize before I, you realize before I'd form my ACL, my mile time was 5 minutes and 45 seconds, right?
I'm talking about I'm talking about prime Lacey before I got hurt
Lacey, I'm gonna hang up the phone before I hang up. Do you know darling knows who Pete is?
Pete?
Yeah, Pete's up. I hate her. Pete's up, bro. I'm talking to the fuckers
Wait a rub it in wait a rub it in bro wait a rub it in bro
Wait a rub it in bro
My mile time is not five hours.
All right, who's better than Max at gaming?
Bro, is Sina good at any games?
I think it might be worse than
Marlin.
I think it might be worse than
Marlin.
I think it might be worse than
Marlin.
No, no, no, no, no, chat.
You guys are naming really, really bad players, bro.
Like you guys are saying Chris next door.
Guys, Chris next door might be the worst on the list.
It has to at some point get a little harder for me.
I think right here, a good person would be,
maybe like, Jason, no, not yet Jason, not yet Jason.
Here's what I'm thinking, I think I'm gonna try to,
I think I'm gonna try to go with like 10.
Okay, now who do you guys think the top gamer is? Who do you guys think that the final opponent should be?
Joe so y'all I feel like it should be XQC I
Feel like XQC is the top gamer
then I would say maybe like I would say shinxie at number nine
I'd say Ron at eight.
Oh, I forgot about Joe.
I feel like Joe's better than Ron.
OK, we'll go with Joe Bart at eight.
We'll go with Ron at seven.
You all don't think Jinxie's number nine in terms of gaming?
Okay, I'll do Joe Barton nine, and then Jinxia eight.
Like just on the top of my head,
Jinxia beats me in Clash, Jinxia beats me in R6,
Jinxia beats me in Rocket League.
Okay, so we have seven, eight, nine, ten.
Ludwig at 4? Is Ludwig valid at 4? I feel like Ludwig is not even a bad gamer. Bro, I don't
I don't beat Ludwig, bro, I'm not going to lie, I don't beat Ludwig, Ludwig's just going to pick some cringe games.
I feel like I have to do Senna. I feel like I have to do Senna at three.
Senna's so ass at every game, though.
Yugi at six.
Oh, agent at six.
I don't mind that.
The thing about me and agent is we have similar like we have similar we have similar games
we're good at.
Clicks.
won't play any other games around FNCS time. He won't. He won't. He won't. Jason? Yeah,
but where do I put Jason on this list? Where do I put, where would Jason even fit on this
I feel like Jason's like at five
All right, so who's who's the gamer that skill level is in the middle of sinna and Jason would y'all say
Who's the gamer that skill levels in the middle in the middle of them, too?
12 people? I feel like Ludwig would be like top of the top, no, because he created Provers
as well.
Adapt or rug.
Adapter rug chat
Kai Kai's Kai's not doing Kai would not do this, bro
Adapt, Adapt beats me in a one game. Adapt beats me and caught, but I beat, I wipe the
floor. Here's the thing that y'all are understanding. Out of this entire list, I have a free two
cool games on everyone.
Think about it, chat.
I beat everybody on this list in 2K, and I beat everybody on this list.
It's a 50-50 toss up in Fortnite with me and Ron.
That's two games on everyone.
And I'm the best Madden player on the list as well.
That y'all are really doubting me
in this brovers' bro shit.
No streamer, no variety streamer
is beating me in 2K or Madden.
That's what y'all really aren't understanding, bro.
I'll move XQC down, I'll move Joe Bart down, I'll move Jinxie down, I'll move Ron down,
I'll move Agent down, and I'll move Jason down.
So now we have like two slots we got to fill in four and five.
I feel like adapt should be maybe at five, yeah, or four.
Isn't 12 too much?
No, because you guys don't understand.
I want to I after surgery, I still want to stream every day.
So if there's days where I'm just gonna be on desktop,
I might as well just do this BroBee Bro Ladder.
And it's not gonna be every day.
It could be like two a week.
I'm down to do it against rug.
Is rug a good no?
is drug, bro, we're underestimating rug at four, bro.
Rug beats me in COD, rug beats me in CS.
He's a decent gamer, I know.
Annie beats me in 2K, I think.
Rugs beat me in 2K before.
I feel like Rugs should go here,
like right below agent, and then Jason at five.
So who is in between Senna and Jason?
Lizzo.
anyone who gives you a run at 2k or 4 should be higher on the list.
Okay, rug in max give me a run at 2k.
And agent.
Brayden? Brayden's so bad. Flip Cina and Max. I actually agree with that. Marlon Cina
max silky no silky can't be pro silky silky's a better gamer than y'all think
bro silky will pick some weak ass wizard 101 some weak ass Marvel rivals and then
some weak ass some what's that and then some weak ass Valorant clicks guys
clicks is not going clicks will not play other games you know let me call
all these people and make sure they'll do it.
FaceTime Marlin.
I guess he's picking your phone call.
Like I'm curious, does he just not have his phone on him?
Like I know damn well he's on TikTok right now reposting shit, bro. Just pick up the phone
All right, I'm just gonna assume Marlon's a lock Facetime Senna
Like, out of these 12 people, who on this list do you guys think is answering?
Is anybody going to pick up the phone?
Dork loser.
Okay.
So, Marlon and Sina are no pickups.
Oh god.
Feast time, Max.
Okay, so nobody's answering my phone.
so far. Okay. I mean, Jason's live. So Jason should answer, right?
Yo, Jason. Hey, dude. Hey, can you hear me?
Good. I'm with my friend. Yeah. Oh, you're with your friend? Hello. How you doing?
I'm doing great um I'll be quick Jason listen so I'm doing after my surgery I'm doing a brovers bro
ladder uh where I start with the worst gamers and I work my way up to the best gamers um are you
down to run a brovers bro okay I have you at okay I'm gonna be honest I have you at fourth on the
list right right right ahead of black boy max I mean he said he's down he said
he's down right fucking I'm gonna just consider him saying he's down let me
call rug. Come on, rug, you always answer me, rug.
But you always answer.
D&D. It's gotta be D&D.
This is insane.
Is my phone broken?
My phone's gotta be broken.
Okay, bro, whatever.
Okay, let me call agent.
Is an agent like a really good gamer?
Agent said I'll call you back in two minutes, okay?
Let me call Ron, let me call Ron, let me call Ron.
Hey, Ron, hey, so quick question, um, after I get surgery, oh my God, my phone is broken.
What happened?
Did it crash?
What happened?
Did it crash?
Did it crack?
Not my fucking phone.
Chad, it's not two for six.
Rug just called me back.
Hey, Ron.
So after my surgery, I'm doing a bro versus bro ladder.
Will you do a bro versus bro?
I have you at number eight on the list.
Sure, bro.
The only people above you are Jynxie,
Joe Bart, XQC, and Ludwig.
Yeah, bro, I'm there.
Let me give a fuck.
I'll beat you in any way.
You're not going to beat me in a bro versus bro.
Later, little puppy.
Hold on, Jack.
Rob's calling me.
See, Jack?
Bro, people want to talk to me.
They probably just didn't get the phone call right away.
Rugg!
Lacey!
Hey, Rugg, what's up, bro?
Nothing much, bro.
I just got back from a trick.
Ooh, where were you at, Ibiza?
I was in North Carolina.
I played in the MLS
Played against like a
World Cup champ. Oh wait, I'm live
Okay, thank God holy shit, I just fucking accidentally
Did you win
I'm getting surgery in four days on my knee and I'm going to be like stuff doing like
a lot of desktops.
I can't really IRL after surgery.
I'm doing this thing called a bro verse bro ladder where I start with the worst gamer
And I try to work my way up and beat everybody and get to the best gamer
Are you down to do a bro verse bro? I have you at number six on the list
Out of 12
Well, I mean you want to hear who's above you
Okay, I have I have agent I have agent above you
I have I have Ron above you. I have Jinxie above you. I have Joe Bart above you
I have XQC and Ludwig
That's fire
Okay, so the way a brovers chat how do I explain explain a broverse bro
All right, so the way it works basically is like it's like
Like, we each pick games we're good at
and we each pick games that we're not good at
and then we go back and forth best out of seven.
That's actually sick, that's fire.
So wait, we'd need at least four different games?
Yeah, I'll hit you up when I start planning all the dates
and then it's like a series,
we do a series of games best out of four.
We each pick games we're good at
and games we're not good at.
For sure lock me in though, I'm in.
All right, let's do it, Rogue.
Hell yeah, bro.
Hey, hope everything's been well.
Thank you, bro.
I hope everything's been well with you.
I'll see you soon.
You gotta come up and see me after my surgery
and play with me.
On your...
Yeah, I'll definitely visit you.
I'll definitely visit you for sure.
And play with my...
And you're gonna jerk me off?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ron, what's up, dude?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
You're lagging
Rod
Yeah, sure
Thank you, of course, bro
Wait agent called me. Oh
My god, wait, I have all the I have all these people locked in Jason rug
Agent
What's up, dude? I'm live. Just let's just let you know what happened
Oh, it's a do rag you got waves under there. I'm trying to get some
I do have curls, but I'm trying to get waves
I'm doing good bro. So listen, I'm getting surgery in four days and
After surgery I want to do I'm doing a post-surgery bro versus bro ladder
Are you down to do a bro versus bro and be on the ladder?
What do you mean my experience like people like people just lie about their experience and shit and then it's just a bunch of lopsided gaming
You know, you know, you crush me one game. I crush you in my game and shit like that
Like, you know, it's just like
It's just like, you know, we've seen it too many times game. Well, I'm not planning to do that
No, it's not that I think you're capable of that. It's just that's usually how it goes like, um
Like unless it's games we've never played before but then until you gotta start trying to train in a bunch of different games
You don't have to train, bro.
We can literally figure out the games the day before.
I mean, I'm open to it.
How many games are you thinking?
It'll be best out of seven.
So first to four.
Seven!
Bro, first to four, first to four.
I'm in a fucking wheelchair.
I'm gonna go outside and experience life and shit.
I can't do that.
I'm not gonna be able to do that.
Yeah, I know, but like, I gotta think about seven games.
I can't realize that I play seven games.
Dude, for example, we can do,
what's a game you're really good at?
I don't have any I'm washed
Yeah, what's the game agents better than me at?
Like I'm really washed bro. Like I really all the games. I was the lead out of stop playing
Okay, well if you don't want to that that's fine if you don't want to that's fine
Well, that's but that's a series I got to do seven was everyone. Yeah, I'm in Cabo
Okay, well just text me and let me know if not I can just put somebody else in your spot
Okay, we could do less than seven games sevens low do you like even five is like a lot of games game
Okay, we've done a wager before I know I meet you
I know yeah, but even it like even in that wager like you're so easy to come up with like
I don't know game. Have you ever had a wager or like there wasn't no like
Niggas are mad after they say there's always somebody mad after game. Yeah, true. You're actually right. You're actually right
It always a game because especially when you're competitive and I'm very competitive
So I'm not trying to lose, but you know anyway, I'm down, but maybe five games sevens a little too crazy
Okay, we could pick like a bunch of different genres. So it's not like a bunch of shooters or a bunch of sports games
I'm down. Let's do it. Let me know. I beg. Good luck with your surgery. Thank you, bro. Stay safe. Stay safe out there in Atlanta
Stay haven't saved like
Yeah
I don't know I'm just saying shit wrong just spamming voice lives. I don't know bro
All right, so it's a I'm gonna be honest that sounded like a polite no from agent facts. Yes. All right
Let me see if clicks wants you bro. I doubt clicks is gonna want to play a different game, bro
Clicks also isn't good at games besides fortnight. Oh, yo shitter
Listen, I know
I know you're a fortnighter, bro. I know that's all you play but after Grand's in
August I'm doing a post-surgery bro versus bro ladder
So basically we have seven games and best of four in the games wins
It's gonna be a day in August
Okay, like so like let's first for example you picked fortnight as a game, right?
I could pick 2k
Okay, or okay. I'm actually down, but if there is a tournament here we go
if it's okay if it's
the third fourth fifth or the 14th or the 15th or 16th
It needs to be after the 16th before the 23rd because I'm gonna Paris that's gonna Brazil and I have to fucking
Go to Belgium and then Germany in London just for competitions and stuff
I'm so down
Like I would do bro first bro. Is there money on the line or gets it? Yeah, you know, it's like we decide how much but I'd probably want to do like
I'm so down
Okay, so I have you I would have you at number seven on the list
How I'm the seven person you called no like it goes it goes from worst gamer to best gamer you'd be seven out of twelve
No, number one, I don't give a fuck, who?
Oh, shit.
No, no, no, facts, all right.
I don't know who's like you called,
but for gamers, why is it number one?
No, you're not better than XQC.
Okay, that is the most crazy thing you've ever said.
No, wait, I don't think you understand how this works.
It's not a Fortnite 1v1, dude.
Who wants CSGO?
Who beat Bruce in CSGO for 10 minutes?
Okay, but you're not beating the imatted or 2K.
Oh yeah, I'm getting dicked.
That's what I'm saying.
Exactly, that's why I have, you're not,
like you're good at certain games,
but you're not good at a variety of games.
Yeah, anything shooter, I'm down,
but I'll be like, I'll be a walking big pop
when it comes to math.
I've never been mad at people.
That's what I'm saying, but like that's how it is,
is we choose games that both of us are like,
that we think we beat each other in,
and then we choose games that we think that like,
we're even in.
Okay, okay, I'm fucking down to mine, your team.
It's a 1v1.
Oh, shit.
It's me versus you in different games.
Wait, it's just me versus you the whole time?
Yes.
Oh, like, I thought, wait, did you say actually see her?
No, no, no, I'm doing a ladder.
So like, I'm starting off with Marlin, right?
If I beat Marlin, then I go to Cina.
If I beat Cina, then I go to Max.
If I beat Max, then I go to someone.
If I beat that person, I go to Jason.
Then I gotta beat Rug.
Then I gotta beat you.
Then if I beat you, I go to Ron.
Then if I beat Ron, I go to Jinxie.
Then if I beat Jinxie, I go to Joe Bart.
Okay, we get it, we get it, we get it, we get it, we get it.
Yes, yes, I'm down.
Okay, now I understand that.
I didn't understand what bro vs bro like the latter shit was but yeah
What I'll beat you and then I'll I want to go on brother great
Sure, yeah, that's not how it works. No, it's not how it works
I
Thank you, I'll see you in a bro be bro. Hey, good luck in brands. I got news today that I actually did not make it through
I am in the group chat
You just you just leave you just leave the lacy spray nice clicks
What are you talking about Brad L clicks L leak? I literally said you're not getting a lacy spray. Yes. I am
We're making a tap cap spray
Should I use my spray as a tap cap that would be sick
No, but imagine you with a do rag in fortnight. That would be fine then tap yourself off like within the fucking spray
All right, bro. Just go compete, dude
Okay, that's clicks let me call Jinxie is Jinxie gonna answer
So Chad if you guys found me in fortnight as a sprite you guys aren't picking it up
Why are you ignoring jinge? I'm not ignoring jinge. It just doesn't work because of server
difference. It would make the bro v bro impossible because one game we have to be on EU next
game we have to be on this on NA just make it fucking impossible bro. Okay, Jinx he didn't
answer, let me call Joe Bart.
Like, is this just a phone?
Ringing segment or is my phone broken a little confused
Okay, let me try to call XQC, bro
Like I guess XQC out of all people is picking up a phone call from Lacey
XQC pride didn't even save my number
Okay, let me call Ludwig now like I guess Ludwig's answering when he has fucking streamer games
tomorrow or two days.
Oh, he actually answered.
Hey, Lod.
Hey, Lace.
Hey.
I have a question.
Yes, okay, Ludwig, I'm do after I get surgery. I'm doing a brovers bro ladder. Are you down to be at the top?
What does that mean a bro versus bro ladder? So like I'm starting with the worst gamers and I'm working my way up to the best gamers.
So how many people are you doing 12 people?
people. And I'm at the top, that's the sense. I have you at 12, like you're like the final boss
much I was saying in bro vs bro. I'm down but I have a caveat. What you like like like I don't
know what day you could I could do it a different day than when you have to get it fixed. What?
I have one rule that you have to abide by for me to accept your terms.
Oh, okay.
You have to win of the eleven at least eight, but I won't play you.
So.
I think that's fair.
Isn't that fair?
You have to win at least eight.
Otherwise, you know what I'm saying?
Like you can't go old for 11 and then play the big guy.
Okay.
So I have to beat some of the people in the, okay.
Okay.
That's fair.
That's fair.
You have to win at least eight of the 11.
Well, I have news.
I'm gonna win all 11 and then I'm gonna beat you
and win all 12.
Can I ask some people you're playing?
Yeah.
It starts with Marlin
In the middle I have Jason
It starts easy and gets harder
Yep
I actually think this is a decent list. It does get harder as you go, right?
So you have to win at least eight you have three guaranteed wins
And I think you have three guaranteed losses. Who do you think I lose to me? No questions asked. I think xqc for sure and
Depending on the games, I don't you should have put clicks in there bro clicks. He's gonna fry
No, he's not cuz clicks doesn't clicks only knows how to play like fortnight in CS
I beat clicks and valorant. I beat clicks in I beat clicks in 2k
You're actually different with that do rag on I am
Well tougher. Yes. What's your surgery August 4th? Oh
I hope it goes well, man. Thank you. Yeah, I'm nervous. There's a 1% 0.001% chance that I die
Oh, because anesthesia. Yeah
I give a higher chance of driving the car. I think you're fine. Yeah, I know. I believe you'll be good. Okay. Thank you lot
So you're down down down bro. I'll be in all right eight wins eight wins eight wins. You got it
Good luck with your cavity
Damn bro, oh, I just accidentally caught him back. What is a cavity?
I've never had a cavity in my life actual fun fact
You have a higher chance dying in the car ride to the surgery than dying in the surgery
Is that true?
So, okay, so right now locked in Marlin,
Jason,
Rugg,
Agent or Clicks,
Ron
in Ludwig.
But Silky at four, he's too good to be at four.
He's too good to be at four.
He's just too good to be at four.
This is a pro game or I feel like clicks at seven is crazy.
Loose.
I think, I think Senna, I don't think Senna's going to be able to do it so I'll see if Loose
can be number two because I don't think Senna's going to do it.
But I feel, okay, realistically, what games does Clicks beat me at other than Fortnite
and CS?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Val?
Yo, yo, realize I'm Tunzy, right?
This does not beat me at Val.
Fuck no.
I gotta find someone to put in between Max and Jason.
Yusuf?
Is that fair?
I think number two should be SINNA, LOS, or YANA.
Adapt.
I don't know what that will do it.
I feel like this is a good list.
And then anybody who backs out, we can replace as we go.
So chat, take a screenshot.
This is the official bro vs bro ladder.
I must win 8 out of 11 in order to play Ludwig at the end.
each game will have a wager. I feel like this is valid. Oh, Deji would be good, bro.
I feel like this is very, very, very valid. This is very valid.
Come on now. And I shit on everybody in these games too. Like, I'm literally looking at this list,
Marlin, I beat him in every game possible besides FIFA.
Sina, I beat her in every game possible.
Max, I beat him in every game possible.
Youssef, he might beat me in like Valorant.
Jason, beats me in like two games.
Rug, I beat him in every game except Cod and CS.
Klicks, I beat him in every game except Fortnite and CS.
Ron.
Okay, I think I beat Ron in Fortnite.
I think I beat Ron.
I have an easy win in 2K.
Yeah, Ron's gonna be tough.
I might go wrong and then jinx he beats like jinx he beats me guaranteed an R6. He beats me guaranteed in clash
It's gonna be good. It's good. These are gonna be good matchups. Not even sure. I was gonna be good matchups
All right, let's get into reacts. I haven't even gotten to react yet
But oh my god, yo, I think I actually have a shitting problem
Okay, let's go through reactions y'all.
Let's go through reactions.
Shadow, to be honest, I'm probably going to skim through reactions.
It's been a minute since I've, like these are, damn, this is no joke, Lacey, you dead
You guys look so good in that do rag.
Don't listen to the haters.
You could pull anything off.
We have to admit he looks too good.
Top three on Twitch and don't forget his Bonnie.
Keep the outfits coming.
Hashtag stay skinny.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Generally thank you.
It's not my all by the way.
It's not my all.
John Pork.
Car, we're gonna do car shopping in a minute.
Need very cute clips today for a Darcy edit please.
Interesting, interesting.
Hope you make it to Grands.
It's not right how people, yeah, it's show Darla this.
What is this, bro?
Brother, like, sense, like, sense, when can you not just watch TikToks without signing
Alright, what is this?
Gracie and Darla need to have a daughter, she would be so beautiful and gorgeous.
This is how this works.
First night I caught a fire with you
Now I can't get tired of your love
Wait, is that how that works?
Can't get tired of your love
So this would be what our daughter would look
Wait, would our daughter not have my green eyes?
Are you an idiot?
Doesn't the male have dominant traits?
Nothing about you is dominant.
So okay, so is there even a chance that my kid has green eyes?
Yes or no?
Is there even a chance that my kid has my green eyes?
Yes, okay.
It's 50-50?
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, but okay, correct me if I'm wrong.
Isn't there like a thing you can do, chat?
Or you can like, when you're having a kid,
you can like go, darling, did you see this?
Here, watch this TikTok.
Lacey and Darla need to have a daughter.
She would be so beautiful.
I don't know why someone made this.
Lacey and Darla need to have a daughter.
She would be so beautiful and gorgeous.
Come and learn from your man.
So basically it's just like,
And then this is the
That's what I say but my should my chat saying that bro that that brown that green green is a recessive tree
So brown, but does that mean that there's no chance of green eyes?
Isn't there like a lab you can go into where you can you can like customize your kid or no
You're a customer, isn't she?
Isn't there a, Jay?
Is that not a thing?
Oh, no.
I swear when you're having a kid, you can like go into a lab and you can like select the traits you want.
Can you not do that?
No.
Ice it's not no not like a 2k shop with VC like okay hold on
Okay, is there a thing?
when
Transferring your sperm
Where you can customize your kid
No, you cannot fully customize your baby's cosmetic traits
Hair or eye color
The term designer baby existent pop. We want you can select and influence certain outcomes
Gene editing genetic modification using CRISPR technology to inject or change traits in a human embryo
I'm not going to lie, that sounds like some robot baby shit, I'm not doing that, I'm not
doing that.
Listen, here's the thing, Jack, I'm such a dominant human being that my traits are going
to take over in my kid.
And my...
That's why we have dark hair.
Wait, is that, okay, is that how it works?
So if we both have dark hair, will our kids for sure have dark hair?
So like...
Yeah, like, nine to nine.
So there's not a chance we have a blonde kid.
But Lucas is blonde, and both my parents have dark hair.
Wait, he's naturally blonde?
Yeah.
That's why I don't believe in this genetic shit.
Genetic shit?
Because, like, my brother is a natural blonde,
but my parents both have dark brown hair.
How does that work?
There's a chance?
So is there a chance?
That's a dumb question to remind.
If our kids come out of redheads?
Send them to the adoption center.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I have beef with red heads.
Is it rums with red heads? Yes.
Wait, so is there, okay, this is a dumb question, don't mind me asking.
So like, okay, so wait, what ethnicities are you?
Ethnicity. What ethnicity are you?
You're Puerto Rican.
Italian, a little bit Irish, and a little bit Cuban.
OK, and I'm Italian and Black.
So I'm not going to have an exotic kid.
I'm not Jewish.
Yo, you guys got to stop with this shit, dude.
No, I'm full Italian.
So our kid's going to be very, very Italian.
I don't think you're full Italian.
You don't?
Should I get a DNA test?
I kind of want to also.
I feel like I should just do it.
Because I have a feeling I'm going to come back
and I'm going to be like.
Be what?
OK, I'm going to be honest.
If I took a DNA test, I have a feeling
that it would come back Italian.
I'm not Jewish.
Jewish isn't even a DNA, is it?
Like if I got a DNA test, it would come back and say Jewish, no.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Ron is.
Well, yeah, but I don't think that wouldn't pop up on a DNA test.
I'm telling you, if I got a DNA test, it would come back like 95% Italian and then I'd be
like 5% of like some random shit like maybe like five
I'm gonna order a steaming I guess
On the 23 in me?
What's that?
Is it at the DNA test no?
Oh I don't know
Do I have to send it to a lab?
Uh yeah you have to like spit on a little thing and then you send it in and you get
like three months later
Oh yeah it is typing
What?
No we should order and we should do it we should actually do it and find out where we are
Oh, yeah, what was that shit about COVID that I saw do you have to pay or they are they free
There's gotta be a quicker way to find out what race what what ethnicities you are there's gotta be a way to find out quicker
Without me telling you, what ethnicity or whatever I am, what would you guess?
What would you think?
Like if I just met you and I didn't know, I would guess, I would guess, I would guess white.
And I would guess white and maybe like...
Italian?
Yeah, I would guess white and maybe like a little bit of Italian.
But I would not guess that you're Cuban, Puerto Rican, Italian, I would not guess I would
have snitched you.
I should bring you to my grandparents in Puerto Rico and like they don't speak English
so they just speak Spanish.
I speak Spanish.
Okay, done.
Huh?
No.
Okay.
Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
I don't even know what that means, I'm not gonna go on.
I don't need to, I'm just saying shit.
Wait, what is two eddest poop, I mean?
Two?
Wait, why are they saying wow?
You asshole!
Well, well, eh, thanks.
Two edas no puta.
It's okay.
Two edas no puta.
Wait, somebody said, someone said my mom, wait, what?
You've just been really waiting to get that one out.
No, I have not eyes.
Oh my God.
Wait, someone said something about my,
like something about my mom puta.
They were calling my mom there? I thought they were being nice.
Puta Madre, yes! Someone said Puta Madre!
What does that mean? Wait a minute, now I should have pressed someone!
Puta Madre to English.
They call me a motherfucker?
Yeah.
Put the mantra.
The way they said it sounded like they were complimenting my mom.
Wait, so what does pufumine?
What?
But that's just like Spanish.
You know there's so many different types of sticks.
Spanish?
Like I think it's so...
But it doesn't mean it's out.
It's like...
Spanish? Like I think it's so...
But it says it means it's out.
It's really bonita. Gracias.
What does that mean?
Pretty. Beautiful.
How do you... wait.
Bonita. And then it's a guy's bonita.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I don't know if I'm wrong.
Um...
Estoy de acuerdo.
See that Jack?
See that I'm learning shit.
I'm actually learning shit.
Bye.
Yo chest, I'll call me dad dad.
Chill bro, chill.
Dean the Great is...
What?
It's just being the great, facing fifteen years in prison?
A female with a misdemeanor of battery?
A female acquaintance called cops after she claimed he got physical.
Wait, grabbed her forearm to prevent her from recording their interaction.
She claimed Dean left a minor scratch on her left forearm.
The footage allegedly showed Dean putting his hands on the victim multiple times, attempting
to grab her phone where a struggle ensued over the taking of the phone as the victim
is trying to get away, where she could be seen cradling her body to the floor trying
Stop Dean from taking her phone
There's a video
It's fake
He's facing 15 years in prison holy shit
No, I don't have any comments.
I don't have any comments and I was just reading an article that's all.
Of asking Lacey himself to give me a chance and let me explain to you why I think I should
be a part of CORE.
Like, I don't have to-
Yo, brother, you're not being a part of CORE!
Give it up!
necessarily enjoying, but be a part of something.
Because I feel like I've never had the chance
to be a part of something, whether it was sports,
clubs, or anything, but I feel like streaming-wise,
I can be a part of something.
So let me explain to you why I should be a part of core,
a part of core, day one.
Day one of-
You didn't even explain shit.
34k like banger on your head.
Hubs!
Thank you for the 25 gifted!
W25.
Fat, blank, love posting shirtless from their shoulders up.
Yo, yo dude, you want to know why I didn't post like this show my body because that shit
would have got taken down on Twitter for sexual content.
That's why you can't post abs and shit on Twitter facts.
Tim, I miss what everyone would be live at the house and stream together.
Now Marlin and Adapt don't stream.
Zoki is in an airlocked space and Lacy, Ron and Jason are streaming.
Not gonna lie, wouldn't be a bad shout bringing PBM in.
Yo, brother, just fucking appreciate the content you get, dude.
Just appreciate the content you get, okay?
My fuckers are 30 years old, dude, but you guys gotta understand there's a difference.
Adapts 33 years old.
He's a grown ass man, 33.
You know he's been doing content for 17 years since he was since he was since he was 20 he's been doing content
Like obviously he's not gonna be streaming every day still and maybe maybe he'll find that passion again to start streaming every day
Or maybe he won't and he'll just be in the YouTube videos
And stream what he wants
Stokey Stokey still live all the time Marlin Marlin still live all the time, too
He's just taking a little break spending time with family
So what about Marlin? I just explained.
Marlin doesn't get to see his family a lot.
His family's in town. They live out of the country.
So he's taking some time to spend time with his family.
Marlin will be back. He'll be streaming again.
Yo, Lacey, it was just for content. I'm not gay.
Every day I'm getting closer and closer.
She calls me all the time, that lets me know I'm on her mind
And I don't know what to say, but hey, I'm sorry, every day I'm g...
Dude, like, yo, I don't know, guys, I, yo, I, I...
This is one of the main reasons I don't like having my hair grown out.
I don't, like, put in outfits on and trying to look a little bit like a girl.
Hair grown out. I don't like put in outfits on and trying to look good because like
Respectfully and shout out to everybody, but I'm not like I'm not gay
so
You posted videos trying to hit on me like this
Sending this shit to me bro
What is this of closet? I don't care. I don't care if I can't pay for came up for a closet
I live in a mansion, I live in a, I live in a $15 million mansion, bro. I don't care.
Yo, I, why does my wifi just...
Yo, Lacey, I think there's no help for you, dude.
You created a fitness channel to keep himself in check and hasn't posted in it over half a year.
You're really a fat slob. That's not, that was not just my fitness channel, bro.
Man, kick that iMacs theater after bringing a fully functioning crock pot of chili and
selling bowls in the back.
That's valid.
That's valid.
Saw these.
Addison Ray's getting a skin before me.
Like what are we doing?
What are we doing?
How?
What on earth has Addison Ray done for Fortnite?
She created the renegade.
Chips ahoy will give $25,000 to someone
who correctly guesses the flavor of its new mystery cookie.
White chocolate chips.
It's not macadamia nuts.
I don't think it, okay.
Here's my guess.
I feel like it's giving like a lime,
like a lime white, like a white chocolate macadamia lime.
I'd have to try it to really pinpoint the taste.
How do you get this?
How do you get it?
How do you get it?
I'd have to try it to really pinpoint the taste.
Oh, it's in the store?
Key lime pie?
That's what I'm saying.
Like a white chocolate key lime pie type of vibe.
I don't know why I get that vibe from it.
I found the car.
It is so sexy bro
I can't imagine you driving that yeah me either
either. What is this? Who is this guy? It's not real. This is even worth reacting to,
Like I can't even comment
Put effort into group one-fifth of that, there's six people, one-sixth
I wish it was one-fifth, that would be 20%
We asked for 10, we asked for 10 and these guys dipped
Currently it's ADAPT, ADAPT is the one carrying the back end, these guys all talk about it
I'll talk about it, a WCEO, ADAPT.
And ADAPT is the guy who should be doing this,
but he's also trying to stream for himself.
And the burnout is inevitable.
And it's impossible for him in his mind
to feel like it's a fair exchange
if he's doing 100% of the work for the group
and only receiving one-fifth of the benefit.
It's an imbalance, right?
It's an imbalance.
And I tried so desperately to just align everyone's interest,
to talk one hour a day about content IP, product IP,
ways to make this make sense,
because we're spending millions of dollars
to market your guys' streams, to do productions,
to blow up this group, and it fucking worked.
It's just a shame that we couldn't figure out the business.
Weedly, I had zero comments.
Ooh, diva drops tonight.
Diva drops.
Wait, where, it's been found.
Show Heydo Tani's one of one dual gold logo man autograph card has surfaced in Boca Raton,
It came out of a hobby box of top scum baseball at Boca
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's a butterfly effect. It's a butterfly effect
Six months ago, eight months ago, before we moved into the courthouse, me and Silky wanted
to move core to Florida and get a house in Boca. If we had made that decision and we
moved to Boca, me and Ron's card segment would have moved to the Boca sports card store.
And we would have bought out every case.
Me and Ron would have got the $10 million card if we moved to Florida 8 months ago.
And someone just bought it for 10 mil?
Someone bought it for over 10 mil?
All right, actual question check, why would someone buy this part for 10 mil?
What can you do with it for 10 mil?
Real shit.
Like to the T, like scripted, like down to the word for word.
guys didn't see that on streams and in video.
you
you
you
you
you
I'll give you a reason, you've got to come to my stream though, I have to.
I'm not going to your shri-
In Germany, this is day one of asking Glacier to invite me to the courthouse.
Laci, I'm streaming every day on TikTok.
Yo, what is this trend of people making videos asking me to come to the courthouse?
Well, I don't get this. When did we start this?
This is day one of asking Glacier to invite me to the courthouse.
Laci, I'm streaming every day on TikTok.
I want to do a stream at the courthouse.
I live in Germany and I'm gonna pay a flight by myself.
No! Do not fly to my house, bro!
I'm gonna make videos every day until you invite me to the courthouse
Nice do nice
Why is Marlon still in court?
Yo, I don't get this unnecessary ass fucking hate for no reason bro
Like, you guys are actually dumb.
I'm not allowed to.
You guys are actually dumb for even asking a question about Marlin and Corne, bro.
Marlin is taking a break to spend time with his family that lives in a different country
that's visiting him.
Marlin does so much for Corne.
Marlin literally shows that Marlin's never missed a Corne YouTube shoot.
Every single group stream, Marlin is there that we've had.
Marlin has flew to Miami, flew back at night, shot a video with us, taken a red-eye back
to Miami.
He's literally flew in multiple times to make sure he doesn't miss shoots.
He's there for every TikTok.
He's never late.
I don't get it.
Okay, he's taking a break from streaming because he's visiting his family.
What do you do, bro?
He's a human being.
Y'all act like he's not going to be back.
Y'all act like he's not going to be streaming.
I hate this narrative that the fans and the community do where they're like, oh, why is
this person doing this?
Why is this person doing that?
Brother, Cor, it doesn't, it wouldn't matter if Marlin never was in a stream again or never
was in a piece of content again.
Cor is more than just content.
We're all actual real life friends.
Real life friends.
Marlin could never post or do a stream ever again
and he would still be in core forever.
It's our shape.
This is, also, Marlin's not in core.
Marlin owns core.
That's a huge difference.
This isn't phase anymore, bro.
We're not in anything.
We own it.
It's our shape.
We all have ownership.
So stop doing, oh, why is this person doing that?
Why is this person doing this?
We're three months into a new org,
buy ourselves for the first time ever
and we're figuring shit out.
It's that simple, bro.
With the fact we've gone how far we've gotten
in three months of being a new org
without having anybody running anything besides us,
is very, very good.
It's very good.
And we have something coming soon
that's gonna take a lot of pressure off
so we can focus a lot on just content.
You guys will see.
but it takes time to build shit.
It doesn't just spawn in.
W glaze, it's not glaze.
I just don't like opening up a social media platform
and seeing people have dumb ass opinions
about shit that they don't have the right
to have an opinion about.
Like I don't, that annoys me.
And people don't know what people do outside of content.
You see Marlin dancing a TikTok
and take a break to spend time with his family
and you're on dick.
Like you don't see Marlin flying back to LA
to make sure he doesn't miss a portion.
You don't see Marlin in the group chat
making sure everybody shows up on time.
Like that's what I don't understand.
Now I'm about to go car shopping.
Now I'm about to go car shopping.
I'm thirsty wait Joe Bart texted me are we getting a Lambo all right listen so as as
you guys may have seen last night you know we made some money on okay we made
and I'm also getting surgery very, very soon.
So I was thinking to mix all three together,
post-surgery, birthday, my birthday's coming up.
I wanna get myself a car, okay?
Potentially, I don't know what car.
I'm gonna let you guys in the chat decide,
not decide, but send me some car options
and I'm gonna look at them and I'm gonna pick my top three cars
that I might possibly be getting, okay?
Okay?
Your birthday is in five months.
All right, okay.
First car that y'all think I should get
is a McLaren 750S.
The 750S takes the McLaren Ecos to a new apex.
What the fuck is this?
The McLaren 750A really does set a new benchmark.
It has more power and more driving engagement.
It's a car that's even more pure in the way it feels and the excitement it delivers.
So, I'm gonna be honest, you call me crazy, how, okay, how much is in McLaren 750S?
First off, first off, we gotta figure out price, because I do have a price, what do
you think my price range should be?
price for a new McLaren 750S is approximately 370K.
So here's what I was thinking, Chad.
I was thinking if I had to pick a price, if I had to pick a price for a car, I think I
I would want to put like 100 to 150k down.
So I think my max budget, and I know this sounds crazy, it even sounds crazy just me
saying it, my max budget is $400,000.
The car, like I don't think the car can exceed 400k.
That sounds crazy just saying it, but I don't like the car cannot exceed 400k.
Because what I'm looking for is I'm looking to put about 100 to 150 K down and then maybe
have like a seven K monthly payment on it.
That's valid.
That's valid.
That's valid.
So okay, right off the rip.
The car that I am interested in, someone already sent it, but I can show y'all videos, okay?
This is the car right off the rip that I'm interested in.
I'm going to show you guys right now, okay?
Hold on, the videos are sending.
So someone posted it in the column.
Let me go look for it.
Just get your dream car.
That's the thing though.
Like everyone's dream car, facts or no,
everyone's dream car growing up is like a Lamborghini, right?
I mean, I feel like that's just like the,
that's like, like growing up,
I always wanted a Lamborghini, bro.
I don't know why, I just always did.
But this is the car that I'm looking at right now
that caught my eye right away.
So this right here,
This is a Lamborghini Huracan Technica.
And I actually talked to the owner of this exact car,
and they sent me videos of the car.
Okay?
So...
Brother, I know it's in a tunnel, but it's sound,
look, listen to how it sounds outside of a tunnel though.
It still sounds crazy.
Look.
Oh.
So the one, the one that I'm looking at,
this one right here, this specific one,
This is a 2024, this is a 2024, it is, it has I think 6,000 miles and hold on, it also has a,
it has a secret weapons exhaust, so it's like a really good exhaust system, like it's a, it's a,
It's an exhaust system.
And this car right here, I already got the info for it.
It would be 100K down and 6K a month,
which isn't even that bad.
Like that's really not that bad.
So, this is the first car that I'm interested in, okay, it's a Lamborghini Huracan Technica.
All right?
Do you guys have any other car ideas that you think I would like?
Check out this car.
What's up, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this POV review by AutoTop and Al.
Okay.
So, I looked at McLarens, brother, here's the thing is this McLaren R8 she's got.
Here is like so fast that I don't even want to drive it.
Like, it's so, I'm gonna be scared to have this car.
It's just so fast, I feel like I would,
I feel like I would, I feel like I would kill myself.
I actually feel like I would.
Okay, we have, buy a R34 Skyline?
What the fuck is this dude?
It's weak ass shit bro!
Ferrari 812.
Ferrari 812 Superfast?
oh my god this car is so fire but how isn't this like a $700,000 car though yeah
Bro like I'm good dude. I'm good, bro
Get a spark conic's egg
What is this
How much is a sparkconig's egg?
Can I afford that?
Can I afford a Spark Koenigsegg 3.8 million?
Dude Aston Martin?
Okay, so, okay, but what if I were to look into Aston Martin jet?
What would be a good like Aston Martin model to look at?
The Vantage, the DB12, the Valkyrie, the Valkyrie Spider?
Oh my gosh.
How much is the Aston Martin Valkyrie spider?
Four million dollars, by the way, all right.
Let's get off that.
That's cheap.
Oh, that's cheap, yeah?
Look at the Aston Martin Valhalla.
Oh, a million dollars.
Yo, so I don't know if you guys got the message.
Um, I'm looking for about $400,000 or less.
So, you guys sending million dollar cars is not really fitting the budget here, okay?
The Aston Martin Vanquish.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't want to piss any car people off.
Am I tripping or is this not giving Porsche?
Is this not giving Porsche?
It's not?
This looks like a Porsche to me.
This looks like a Porsche mixed with a BMW to me.
I don't know how to explain it.
the front looks like a Porsche and the side looks like a BMW what is this car
what is up guys welcome back today we have this 812 GTS with the nomenpeckage
exhaust on we're in the mountains of California we're in Hollywood Hills so
We're gonna be doing a little POV drive in this car. It is absolutely ridiculous
It's really a...
And it's an even better day to be in this beautiful car right here
Now I already was driving the car is warm. Just let you guys know so we will get right into it
Oh!
I don't like that side coming out, man.
Yo, I think I know where this is!
Yo, I think this guy's about to drive by our old house!
I mean what is this an 812 gts
Okay, again though, like, like, here's what we have to understand, okay?
Here's what y'all have to understand.
My current, my, my current car, okay, and it's the favorite, my favorite car I've ever owned
in my life.
I love the car and I love the sound of the car is my AMG, right?
I'm not going to get rid of my AMG.
I love my AMG so much.
That's my daily car.
I feel like this is too similar to my AMG.
I feel like this is so similar.
Like, it's a convertible.
It looks almost like sure this car might,
like this looks kind of like a daily, no?
Here's what I'm looking for, Jack.
I'm keeping my AMG as my daily car.
So I'm looking for a car that is not a daily,
that I drive maybe a few times a week
and bring out on special occasions.
That's what I'm really looking for, bro.
A McLaren 720s.
It is so nice bro.
A McLaren 720S is so...
How much is a McLaren 720S?
Fuck.
I'm not gonna lie, I have to search up a video
on a McLaren 720S.
Are McLaren super unreliable, though?
Is that just like a trend?
Is that like just like a trend that people hop on?
Like you know how people say Corvette suck?
Is that just like a trend?
Come on.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie, I want to watch a McLaren 720 POV test drive.
Let's get my car at home.
POV drive.
Where?
This car would scrape your driveway?
I mean, back in...
Doors go up?
Oh, that's so sick!
You know it'll go down.
Ah, that's intense.
It's quite a lot of fan, working double time.
Same interior as my AMG jack, same yellow stitching, everything.
Actually very very similar interior to my AMG.
Look at buddy LARPing bro.
Dude is hard-larping taking a picture your friend in your friend's car L. LARP's
So we are in a 720 s
Why does the ball like that?
It is built on some boy looks so low to the ground though
We are in the 720 s McLaren. So y'all know I want to get first. There's a GT3 RS
Then it was an 812 because I like how they sound and now I'm like, okay, what if next supercar 720s
because I have a been in a
720
There's a car coming with that!
Does it come with terminals like that or you gotta put those in?
We're all gonna see stock.
I wanna see how the 720S sounds stock.
Ooh.
Oh man, I mean, here's the thing.
If I got a 720S, if I got a seven,
it's not about sound, it's about performance.
Okay, this might sound dumb chat,
But when I'm looking for cars, I personally care more about the way the car looks and
sounds compared to the performance.
That might be dumb.
I personally don't really like to drive fast or race my car or treat it like a track car.
I like the look of the car and how it sounds.
So, okay, what about, okay, so how does a Lamborghini, Huracan, Tecnica stock sound?
I got to see the POV drive of the Technico, bro.
They were back with a looking car.
We have the best though.
But they're going to get dirt all over the car.
A more street car.
Bro, you cannot tell me this.
I feel like the.
So my top two cars right now that I've seen is the Lamborghini
Huracan Technica and the McLaren 720S.
I'd say those are my top two right now.
Big friendly package.
Lots of carbon fiber.
Starting price on the 10.
Just get it in drive, bro.
Sport and Corsa.
You'll probably see it's sport in most of this drive.
Chad, what lever gear does Ron have?
Little place to put our phone back here.
There's our gear selector.
Just left lots of steering wheel adjustment.
That's our over here.
Parking brakes down there too.
Convericon Evo.
Just pull the right paddle to put it in the drive.
and set off.
Actually, I've got a pretty good view out of the rear-room here.
My trippin' or it doesn't sound that crazy.
And we are gonna select manual shift mode.
Wait a minute.
So on the racetrack, this was an absolutely incredible experience, tons of grip.
I found it to be one of the most approachable and easy to drive mid-engine, real-drive cars
I've ever experienced.
Oh my God!
On the street.
Wait, how does he shift the gears like that?
Those sentiments are echoed.
I think it becomes even more dramatic and more exciting to drive just because of the noise
I gotta learn how to I gotta learn how to ship gear I gotta learn how to ship gears myself, bro
I still don't know how to do that. I'm not gonna lie. It's kind of sad. I'm a grown-ass made it doesn't know how to do it
To yo Niko is cold. Thank you for the five gifted brother
Thank you for the five gifted your AMG has that yeah, I just don't know how to do it. I just don't know how to do it
Okay, so we have Mclaren 720s, we have a Lamborghini Huracan Technica.
What does rug have?
A Lamborghini Huracan EVO.
What's the difference?
What's the difference between an EVO and a TECHNICA?
Why does someone just at Niko is cold and say, why are you gifting subs?
the fuck
sdj I don't really fuck with the sdj
I don't really fuck with the
plus if I'm gonna be honest bro
Like, SBJ, that's just out of my fucking price range, dude.
Like, I'm just not spending that much on a car, personally.
I'm just not.
That's a lot.
How much is a Huracan Evo?
Chad, do you guys think a rug would sell his Lambo or no?
No. Probably not, right?
No.
Like what if I just bought rugs lambo off him and I wonder how much he would sell it
for.
Oh, I'm not buying a Corvette, dude.
really old? So what's the difference between an Evo and a Tecnica?
You know what, I have Google for a reason.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini Huracan Technica and EVO?
The main difference is between the Lamborghini Huracan Technica and the Huracan EVO lie
in their drivetrain configuration and track focused engineering.
The EVO is available in both all wheel drive and real wheel drive where the technical is
strictly a rear wheel drive machine.
See I don't like a rear wheel drive car.
I personally want an all-wheel-drive car.
So get a Subaru then.
What do you mean get a Subaru then?
S-T-O.
Hold on, Chad, I'm gonna take my new rag off.
Wave check, wave check, wave check, wave check, wave check.
Put that shit back on.
Put that shit back on.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no.
Brother, why do I look?
My bo- Oh, what is my hair?
What is my hair?
It's not an adger cut it looks like this because I had a fucking do rag on
Oh hell no, bro. Do I look cute at least a little bit or no?
Stop do ragging wait is me wearing do rag's gonna ruin my hair
Why don't my hands smell like fucking like rotten eggs after I touch my hair I
Mean channel be honest out of check com are it
Would you ever buy it M5?
Probably not bro, probably not, probably not.
What is this?
What is this?
It's a Lambo.
I don't like the technical look better than this one.
I like the bad takes.
But I feel like a technical looks better in my, I don't know.
I just really like the look of this.
A Chevrolet Corvette ZR1X.
Dude like if I'm what is this?
So right now in between right now I'm between
The Lamborghini Huracan Technica and the McLaren 720s. These are the two cars that I would consider as of right now
Obviously, I have to test drive these cars, but my hair looks so chopped.
It looks like I have a fucking dent in my hair, bro.
This is the car for you.
Yes.
Yes.
What is this?
Yes, this is the exact Lamborghini that I would look at right here.
The exact one.
Yep.
Yep.
colors made no it is not bro if I were to get the thing here's the thing is
when I was looking at McLaren's I was looking to get it in this like this
This blueish color.
You could buy a massive house for this price by the way, yeah but can you drive your house
150 miles per hour down the highway at 3 a.m. and have every neighborhood in the entire
area here. I don't think so, bro. You're a bad person. Oh, Darian one Sabah with the
a big 25 gifted.
Thank you for the 25 gifted, brother.
Appreciate you, appreciate you, thank you.
This Lambo's gonna be sold so fast.
Yeah, I know, but if this is still on the market
in like four months, I might just have to do it, bro.
I don't think I'm gonna pull the trigger now.
I don't think I'm going to do it now.
Is there any other cars that y'all can think of?
Why not get a dope-ass SUV for what, though?
Like for like actually real life shit for what?
I was looking at a Maserati MC 20 I was looking crazy shit when I was talking to Griff.
I was looking at a Maserati.
They're not bad.
They're actually really, really nice.
Wait, was that one song?
Is she driving Maserati?
Mazda Roddy's ass? No it's not. This car is sexy bro. How much is this? $250?
The maintenance is so bad on them. Bro your hair is actually disgusting to look
right now please fix it or turn your camera off. Oh my gosh. Dairy it with
another 25 gifted. Thank you for another 25. What's the cheapest Bugatti?
What?
You might not fit in a sports car like what do you what is that even you know?
What is my hair generally right now? What do you mean? I might not fit in a sports car
Do you fuck with this?
This is the Ferrari 296 Specci Alley. A car, its maker claims, that represents a new pinnacle in terms of driving fun.
I don't really like it! I don't really care about driving fun, bro. I don't really care.
And this is Ferrano, a Ferrari's fib and could be worth...
...a league when continued through the 430 scooter race.
I don't really like it.
I don't know what it is, but I don't know what it is, but I don't know what it is,
I don't know what it is, and I'm sorry to all the Porsche owners out there, but I just like
There's I just can't get myself
To really like I can't get myself to like a lot of Porsches
I don't know how to explain it like I can't get myself to really like a lot of Porsches, bro. I
I just sell like a lot of like 90% of Porsches I look at I just don't like the look of it
They look like like it's like I'm it's like to I don't know how it looks like a midget
Like it looks like it looks like I don't know how to explain it
That's just my opinion though like that's like I can't control what I see when I look at it
You know what I mean, and I do either are some that I like like clicks is Porsche
What does Clicks have?
Porsche 911 Turbo S, I believe.
I do like Clicks.
The look of Clicks is Porsche.
Like this Porsche to me isn't too bad.
It also needs to be a very specific color for me to like a Porsche.
I don't know why.
I don't know.
I just can't get on.
Just really am not the biggest fan of Porsches. I'm really not the biggest fan of the way Porsches look. I
Don't know why
Do you like Ron GT3 RS
Like it's like I like Porsche I don't know but I just don't like Porsches but I like
Ron's because Ron's is just like crazy like the shit that he has done to it but I just
I don't know I've always been like I've never really liked the look of Porsches they look
They're like, they just look small to me.
Like they look like mini.
If that, I don't know, that's the best thing.
It's look like a mini car.
Well, yeah, you're a big fat guy.
get a hell cat.
To be honest, right now these are the only two cars that really caught my eye.
These are really the only two cars that caught my eye.
A McLaren 720S and a Lamborghini Huracan Technica.
I don't know.
I don't know why.
So get both.
Why would I get a Rolls Royce, bro, I don't like if I get another car, it's gonna be a sports car
What is this?
on STO, 1,000 miles, how much is an STO compared to a, compared to a technical?
Oh
Not for sale price
300 oh, wow
500,000 average price
Hmm, interesting, okay, okay, I mean I'm not going to lie.
These three I fuck with, I fuck with these three right here, STO, Technica, and a McLaren
720S, go wash your hair, alright, this chess piece of me off, bro.
You know what, no, no, no, this chess piece of me off.
Um, okay, I'm about to put on, I'm about to put on, I'm about to go on YouTube and the
first video that pops up, I'm going to click on, you guys are going to have to watch it
for about two minutes while I go pee.
Late night driving my screaming GT3RS.
Traction control, obviously,
like there's a lot of different features about this car.
A lot of it, oh shit, my tires, well,
a lot of it obviously is meant for the purpose
of tracking this car, which I still am yet to do.
I haven't done that yet, and I don't know why.
But I think if I had to say honestly out of all the cars I have now, I think that this one would be my favorite
Overall this car is just super fun. You have so much control over it
It's just one of those cars you can really just drive like it's meant to just be
And that's what's so fun about it
I know obviously I'm at a point like with my car collection where I have this car
I might have three my man so read you back in and I have my
Lamberini Aventador S. And the Aventador is super fun, super raw as well, but that's more
like a straight line car. And in Miami it's hard to do that straight line experience where
you're just ripping it unless you're on the highways late or something. And I'll film
a POV drive with that car and we'll get to experience that together. But as far as this
car goes, just the control you have over this car is the most fun. And I think as well,
This car is my favorite because the way it sounds, the exhaust I have on it, and I'm
yet to put the exhaust on the Aventador, I put the exhaust on but haven't gotten rid
of the cats because we don't have time to do that, and I think the Aventador will be
a completely different experience once that's done.
And I think maybe then that'll go up to my favorite car, I'm not totally sure, I don't
want to say.
But the car I drive the most would be the G-Wagon just because it's like my comfortable
the early car I drive the least would be the M3 just because I don't really drive
that car when I have the options that I have it's like if I want to have fun in
the car I'm gonna take this one right if I want to like really kind of be flash
here get that that experience of the event at all I'm gonna take the event
if I'm gonna just chill I'm gonna take the G wagon in the M3 is just like not
especially if I'm like you know I don't want to drop the M3 I'm gonna drop the
but exciting news as well I just bought a new car I'm not gonna say what it is
yet you guys don't find out soon it has to get shipped from the dealer that I
bought it from oh it's just not just flexing on everybody is this guy just
chat is my hair look better or no you guys can be honest is my hair look
better or no it's the best I could do about the lie I feel I mean
No, he's this guy's a bit no he's just fucking yeah, bro. I just
Wait, this is brez
What is brez?
Maybe brez would sell me one of his cars for cheap
Dude, I just want to buy a car, but I don't want to spend money to buy the car facts
Not buying this
What the fuck is this?
Quiero, I want to make tacos and hungry.
Drew, these are the three cards that I came down to.
You want to see?
Yeah.
All right.
You ready?
Okay.
So, number one is a Lamborghini Huracan STO.
Okay.
I don't know why.
Just the way it looks the back.
It looks like a fucking shark fin.
Okay.
Number two is going to be a Lamborghini Huracan Technica.
What's the price?
So this one is about 375 I believe right Jack an STO. I'm not sure how much an STO
Where so so my thing on the STO is basically just
Wait this STO is 500
Okay, and then my this is my second this is 379
This one's so nice
And this is number three
McLaren 720s
I just like to learn the best option
Who the fuck, who has a McLaren?
Name someone that has a McLaren
Nobody
Clicks?
Clicks doesn't have a McLaren
No, no, no sooner has a McLaren
Be different
But I don't care about being different
I just want to get what I like
way cooler than a fucking Lambert you think they a 720 s is cooler than this
what like one okay and this is this is the fourth option I mean an arbitrary
comp imagine I row streams work up in the fucking
the Lizzie mobile exactly but how much is the 720 s though
um a mclaren 721 20 you don't need a brand new one get like a get like a
20 20 20
They're all they're all gonna be the same brother not even that expensive. Oh god. They're not wait wait
Like what's a used McClaren 720 I can't I can't see you in a Lamborghini why it's not your body dude
I used McClaren 720 s
Yes.
Wait, Chad, do they have spider versions of the 720S?
Yes.
Like, Lamborghini's not your body, I won't be honest.
Why?
I don't know why.
Wait.
Dude.
Dude
How much are these are not inexpensive
Yeah, I don't really want the spider why that's that because what what is the difference between a spider?
I don't want that
No, no, I don't want to I don't want another convertible
It's yeah, but it's a hard top so the literally doesn't matter. No it doesn't mean
What's the reasoning
What's I mean if you don't want to convert will get a convertible just be cheaper like then you get a 720
That's for cheaper like the spider version definitely more. Yeah, exactly. Okay, so that's your reason you want to spend less money
Well that and I already have a convertible
Yeah, but this is a cool, cool player, actually, this one's called.
Yeah, I know, but I don't want, like, two convertibles.
If I want to go on my convertible, I'll go on my MG.
I mean, I see what you're saying, I guess.
But yeah, now, 720S, definitely the best option here.
Well, Lamborghini's just so made.
Like, unless you're getting, like, a 1.5 billion dollar SVJ, like, fucking...
Did you just say Lamborghini's made when you drive an M340i?
No, you gave me options and said which one's the best.
The Lamborghinis are the mid options here.
I would, if I were to rank it, I would say McLaren,
hot dog mobile, and then the Lamborghinis at the bottom.
So you're telling me a McLaren is only like a,
like, okay, hold on.
Does this one work?
Like bro, that shit's literally a spaceship.
Like bro, look at that side profile.
Oh my God.
Yeah, but look at the price
change from 2019 to like 2022.
Yeah, no shit.
And that has literally a fourth
of the miles.
The fourth of the miles and
Wait, they're they're all
convertibles.
Oh.
I don't know.
I just I can't even they think
they're all convertibles.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
They think what's German has a fucking
No, oh my gosh, like look at this bro use
2018
McLaren 720 s 200k
Beautiful that's actually like like so nice
2018 McLaren it's gonna live in the shop
Oh my god matches the AMG to
I got a decision to make bro if I do end up getting a new car um I don't know what to
get do I go with the Lamborghini do I get a McLaren do I just not even get a
new car and just save my money and be smart
well I can't drive right now
yeah but I don't you can't you're not you're not understanding
You can't I know you can't drive a house. No, no, no, it's all you can't do house. You can't like
You can't really get a house with the big seat if you know what I'm saying
Like you can't get a house with the big seat
I just I'm thinking you don't drive like you can't get a house with the Kekwa
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but you don't drive we deal with having three cars like I'm literally gonna have four cars to drive now
I'm gonna have my BMW
You're not sharing you're not understood really not understanding what you're saying, but like
Like, you're better off just having a watch, because that doesn't need to go in the shop,
like that, that can literally sit in a safe and nothing, literally, can happen.
Okay, yeah, obviously I'm better off getting a watch financially, but you can't drive
a watch down the road going 150 miles an hour in here in the pubs.
You're playing your house on your wrist!
I already do that!
You don't even go to a house without a hundred K.
I guess I doubt you've been on a house in 100K?
I'm not holding out until now when we did.
I'm not buying a $400,000 watch.
I don't think you need a third car. I'm not gonna lie.
I don't need a third car.
But, like...
I'll see you, dude.
I'll meet you, by the way.
Like, Che, y'all know what I'm saying?
Like, you can't get a house with Keckler.
With Keckler?
Like, there's only certain things you can get with the Keckler.
Well, whatever you decide, you can use this in cool shit.
You can get cash with the Kekwa?
So we're going to F for a second, yeah, so right now the camera's going to be black.
Look, can the chat still hear you?
Yeah, but the screen's black right now, maybe you can.
So now I'm going to unplug the other thing and it's going to F.
So it's going to F right now.
So, they can't even hear me right now.
So, do I even have to restart my game or no?
Fuck it up though, I took the camera on the tripod.
Chad, can y'all hear me?
Can you see me?
Lacey raid
Muted muted
I gotta hate I gotta hate turn on me drew
No, they can hear me.
I got a hate thread on me.
Yoxic posted the clip of me saying I was taking 30%
of your Twitch revenue and then cut out the end where I said,
just kidding.
And the top comment is, Twitch streamers treating your employees
like decent human beings challenge.
Impossible.
No, no, no.
When I see that tweet, like, on five different Twitter
accounts, and they all have, like, thousands of likes.
I don't ask who's farm Twitter.
Brother, you don't have to farm Twitter.
Like, I could blink and something would happen.
What's something super controversial for you?
Something super controversial?
Yeah.
Yeah, what's a super controversial?
I could run for president.
You could run.
You could like, wheel maybe.
Could wheel for president?
Wait, Sha, why don't you make it effort again?
Because I need to take the dummy battery out.
hurry just do it
uh... yeah you do like me
i'll just run you bro it's okay
uh...
oh wait actually you just left my lobby
i left your lobby
the others
oh nice
you wanna join or no
uh... yeah i'm trying saying strict net type g
rossin
rossin
All he wanted to do was party all night
You're a grown-ass man dancing to music like bro, I swear once you in a certain age you can't even breathe anymore bro, uh Drew
Camera wait, can someone meet the TV?
Russell can you meet the TV?
Counts maybe? Maybe Coco's sitting on it.
I'm not even kidding, she might be sitting on it.
I went for a jog on the beach today.
You went for a jog?
Yeah.
I guess. You have a job?
I'm going to sleep on the beach.
Okay. Now sit on this side, because it's going to be super low now.
Sit on the other side.
Chad, are we here?
I think it's the same.
Oh, I got red bulls.
I'm gonna do one of those later.
Why don't you get some crutches?
Because I don't need no fucking crutches, bro.
I don't need no crutches, I'm a grown ass man.
You better make white people tacos.
Now, how is this white people tacos?
How is it, wait, what is white people about this?
Um,
What is white people about this shit, bro?
Everything. You know what, bro? I don't care, bro.
Because I'm not listening to this negative shit.
I'm about to make tacos, dude.
Act like I don't know how to do this shit.
Oh, racist. You can't eat tacos, bro.
You're a racist.
It looks bland. I didn't even start yet.
The everything that you get, that refrigerator is in here.
Get all the goose.
Butter and mogrambit and chicken and sour cream.
You didn't get any asada?
No, I didn't get any asada, bro.
I don't know how to fucking make asada.
Sorry, I can't make asada.
That's a steak.
That's a steak?
Yeah.
Bro Russell, set up.
I had street tacos last night, but it's not the same when you make them, bro, because
I'm telling y'all, I actually don't know how to make tacos.
Okay, here we go.
These are gonna be worse than taco, though.
So I think the first thing you have to do is season your meat.
Taco Tuesday tacos.
Okay, where are the pans?
Cookin' with Lacy!
Cookin' with Lacy!
Right here.
Cookin' with Lacey! Cookin' with Lacey!
Right here.
Where's the... Where's the black thing?
What thing?
Uh, what is it called? Not a pot.
Well, you need like a little like...
Huh?
Well, you know what I'm talkin' about? No? Like this, yes.
Like that?
Yes!
Now, I don't think, I feel like, I don't know, okay, I can make sure it's clean.
Yeah, but there's like food on the forks.
There was food on the forks.
Yeah.
Okay, we'll wash this.
First, you want to clean your pan.
And I already, I'm already going to pre-fire what this entire segment is going to be.
The chat's gonna be spamming you and then I'm doing everything wrong.
Then I'm gonna make the tacos. Everybody's gonna try them and they're gonna be phenomenal.
And the chat's gonna say, mmm, those look good.
Literally the same shit every time.
Maybe if you never met Clix for me.
I guess.
By the way, do you know what I would be doing right now if I never met Clix for you?
Like, do you know what I'd be doing right now?
No, no, no, I'm actually watching. You know what I'd be doing right now?
It's still being followed.
Brother, no I wouldn't.
I'd be fucking in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, I'd be in a courthouse, representing
the biggest clients in the world.
Sorry.
Wait, Darla, do I, do I season the meat before I put it in the pan?
No, no, no, this is all you, bro.
No, no, no, no, no.
She can help?
You all got a camera?
I'm making tacos first
So no season yet wait till it's on the pan put a little butter in there maybe or would you cook with butter or oil?
Hold you not the case idea
This shit coming out raw
Don't worry, I got everything, I got everything.
You really got everything.
No, I'm saying I got everything I need to cook.
Shit.
Don't leave oil.
Alright, there's one rule though.
If you're in the Airbnb, you have to try the tacos.
So you know, Russell, what do you mean you're then you gotta leave you gotta
leave go go out of the beach wait you don't eat oil you don't oh my gosh
why don't eat oil because the meat cooks in its own fat juices right so what I
do here wait you're just touching it I just watch my hands oh I mean you usually use one of those
spatula trust trust trust trust I know what I'm doing don't worry all right I'll just watch
No way they don't have spatulas!
NICE!
Do I use a wooden one?
It smells sweet.
Are they gonna season it?
Huh?
Are they gonna season it?
What do you mean I'm not gonna season it?
You mean it.
Brother, I'm making tacos!
Did you guys talk about this season?
Did I get what?
Talk about this season?
I got everything season.
Don't worry.
Look, we got garlic powder,
idolized salt,
chili powder,
and pepper.
Oh shit!
It's cooking really fast!
Wait, can I get something?
Yeah, what?
Maybe I'll cut up the tomatoes.
Sure.
You can try to help me make a block too.
How does soap ink?
Like this.
Wait, actually?
Somewhere right here.
There's someone.
Like, what are these cherry tomatoes?
A little bit of salt?
What's wrong with the tomatoes? How is there something wrong with the fucking tomatoes, bro?
A little bit of salt on that meat?
I like the bigger ones, personally.
Yeah, it was either cilantro tomatoes or cherry.
What the types of cheeses?
You can make them more like thin, but...
No, no, no. You have to understand.
We have to make... She's hating on your...
No, I'm not hitting a promise.
I'm not putting question marks.
You don't season it yet? Yo, how about you guys in the chat?
How about you guys in the chat don't tell me what to do and let the chef take over? How does that sound, huh?
A little bit of paprika?
Um, yes, please chef would like them dice yes
They're just like so small already, there's not much you can do.
What do you mean?
What do you mean what do I mean?
Woo!
A little bit of pepper on that bad boy.
Hey, where's my, okay?
It's cooking nice in here.
Have you ever cooked before?
There's no cooking work, right?
There's a what?
Money for it?
No, no, no. There's money.
Just put it on the counter and turn it on.
That's not a money for it.
How is this bad cooking?
There's a what?
They're just eating.
I know they're eating.
They do this every time until the food comes out, it's fucking amazing.
Now I get a little bit more seasoning, a little bit more salt, a little bit of salt, get a
A little bit of pepper going.
A little bit more garlic powder.
What?
No, never. Once in my life.
How is this bad seasoning?
You're doing great.
Tell me, come here. Does this all look good?
I see it. It looks good.
Let's keep mixing.
Now let's see how that looks.
Now you just let it cook.
And I think a little thing I like to do,
just to give it a little bit of,
a little bit of like flavor.
I like to take a little bit of cheese and put it on the meat.
Right?
Yeah.
I'm never going to top this before.
Just to give the meat a little bit, a little bit of like cheesy flavor.
What are you doing stuff, I'm not going to.
Is that a joke with cheese on it?
This is a technique that they only do in Mexico, okay?
I want you a cooking class yesterday in Cabo,
and I learned you put a little bit of cheese inside the meat while it's cooking
to really give it that cheesy flavor when it's in the taco.
We don't do that in Mexico. Yes you guys do.
You guys aren't gonna fool me, son.
Why does the sauce look like diarrhea?
You think it's cooked, to be honest?
What?
Corn. You see the red?
Are you okay?
I don't burn anything.
No.
See how it looks?
See how it's like a little cheesy now when you cook it?
They taught me that.
You see what that does?
Yeah, okay.
Okay, what else?
I'll let it cook on low now for a little bit.
Okay, next up, what we're gonna do is we're gonna get our...
We're gonna do mini tacos?
Yeah.
Wait, did you get no hard shell?
Um, no, so...
So, in Mexico, in Mexico,
what we do here is we cook the soft shell
and we burn it until it's a hard shell.
Ooh, okay. Yum.
That's broken, but...
I think they're all broken.
Oh!
You take the seat, son.
It's not like I have surgery or anything.
There's one right here.
Oh, okay. I have surgery.
Okay, wait. No, we have to make a walk.
Okay.
Should we go down the clouds?
That's a lot of them.
That's lights.
Oh.
Okay.
Ew, it looks like diarrhea meat.
Look.
Chad, is this normal?
It's really juicy meat.
It's really juicy meat.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, mix it around a little bit more.
I think when it's too juicy, it means it needs to cook a little bit longer.
I'm not mistaking.
Should I try a little piece to make sure it's seasoned properly?
It'll be hot.
Hold on.
Hold on.
A little bit more garlic powder.
A little bit more pepper, a teensy, incy bit of salt, a teensy, incy, little bit of salt,
and top it off.
We've got to do a little more chili powder on that, bitch.
Chili powder, I think, is an important ingredient.
And then to top it off, a little bit more cheese.
Be careful.
Let it cook a little bit.
Let it simmer in there.
Do we have a bowl?
Check for bowls.
A big bowl or any type of bowl?
Oh, just like a bowl for a walk.
All right, now, I'm going to show you how to make guacamole.
So first you want to get your avocado, okay?
You're going to want to cut it like this, down the middle, right?
Like this, see this?
All right, I'm going to try two.
And you're going to want to cut it until the seed is there.
And just like that, you'll see it opens up, bang, right?
You take the seed out now, and then you're going to want to put your knife in and carve
all the way around the avocado.
This is how they do it in Mexico, right?
And then you cut it like this, and then you get your block in the bowl, bang, just like
that.
See that?
I think it works.
Oh, we can get chips.
It's fine.
It's fine.
the drawer behind you, Joe?
Wait.
You got some over here.
Huh?
You got some over here?
Is it a skirt?
What?
We need some over here.
Do you want to get another one?
Yeah.
Look.
Wait, let me do that side.
Okay.
Well, we need another avocado.
So you're going to have to cut it here.
See if you can learn what I taught you.
I'll learn.
Okay.
I've actually never, actually I haven't done an avocado before.
Okay.
Okay, and now you're it's fun. You can let's see drop cocoa choke on it
No crack attack on a bad shower a chat. All right now. All right now look here. Let me show you
So I'll hold it. I got it. You take this. I got it. I got it. Okay
Stop
Why'd you put it there?
Okay.
Nice.
You're missing a whole chunk of the avocado in there.
Don't worry, I got it.
Don't, don't, don't play with me.
Okay.
So now, now that we have all the avocado in the bowl.
Now that we have all the avocado in the bowl.
A lot of people, they get an avocado masher, right?
Yeah, let's mash it with a spoon.
So you grab some tomatoes.
Okay, you know what?
Let's do it easier.
Just put them in.
I don't know, let's do this and this and this.
And then, you grab me that salt right there.
A lot of people think, oh, it's best to get
the avocado mashing with the spoon.
Wrong.
You do it with your hands.
Wait, don't you put it, so I'm trying it?
You do it with your hands.
You've got to make sure they're clean, though, like my fingers, my fingers, though.
It's okay, don't worry about it.
Just want to punch it with your fist a little bit.
Okay.
Wait, did you wash your hands after touching them?
Yes, yes, yes.
After touching the raw meat, of course I did.
Okay.
And then I'm going to wash my hands.
You take a little bit of that, uh, the grass right there.
I take a little bit?
A little bit of the grass, yeah.
Alright.
I'll do a little.
Whoa.
Don't run!
That's a little.
You just run the avocado by putting a whole fucking field of grass in it.
More than that, yeah.
No!
No!
We don't need this much greens in the avocado.
Hell no!
But that was a little!
Look it, there's so much left!
Oh my god.
I think it was a little if you look at the things in there.
What is this dumbass doing?
OK, wait, give me a lime.
Darling, give me a lime.
This is a shit show.
No, it's not a shit show.
He's talking with.
Oh, I'm going to tell you this right now.
Sometimes, in order for it to be good,
it's got to be a little messy.
Always.
Always.
So we need a lime, and we're going to squirt a little lime
juice in there.
OK.
Do you want to do the honors?
Can you cut it in half and do it?
Yes.
Okay, just, you're gonna, you're gonna let me squeeze it?
I got it, I got it.
Is somethings I see?
Okay, can we run a saw?
That's good.
Okay.
And you're gonna get the spoon.
You should try some.
Yeah, I'm okay.
Mmm, that looks so good.
Wait, it doesn't look bad though.
That's a fucking match.
It's not matcha.
What's your beat?
Dirty Gentle.
Do you like me, Alex?
I'm a jacksepticeye.
Say, oh god, this is the spoon I used for the raw meat.
Oh, there's chicken too!
Don't worry, I know how to cook the chicken.
Okay, so this is our avocado for now.
Now, is there any way you could chop a few little onions up?
Yes.
Okay.
But I've actually never cut an onion before.
You might cry.
I know.
So, I really, I've actually never, I don't like...
Just make sure you use the Naja.
Aren't you allergic?
I can have a little bit, but make sure you use the Naja.
What?
The Naja.
What's the what's that?
The Naja.
The Naa?
Naja, head and suck this dick.
You're literally not funny.
Don't.
Just kidding, don't sigh.
You want to do, you want to do fortia slaps?
Yeah.
Because I'll...
Because I'll
No, I'm not smacking into the tortilla
Yes being an abuser
Now here's the most important step that a lot of people
Get it.
Get it.
Ah!
I'm gonna...
I... yeah?
Okay, you want to close it?
No, no, no.
Put the knife down.
Put the knife down.
Don't worry.
I'm not doing anything with the knife.
Rule all our fucking tortillas.
So the most important thing about tacos, and it's what a lot of people forget, but this
I learned in Mexico is you always have to heat up your tortillas.
What?
Ow!
All right, it's not pretty cool in there.
Okay.
Wow, this is really strong.
What, onion?
Oh, you're going to cry.
Yeah.
You know, I could cook a really good steak, but I don't know what I'm going to do.
But I don't know about this.
So, in order to cook your tortillas, you're going to want to get a little bit of butter
and you're going to want to put it in your pan.
Ow.
Did you cut yourself?
Are you crying?
No.
Do you need a hug?
Okay.
No.
Do you need a hug?
Okay.
Wait, it's gonna be okay.
Don't worry.
It's small.
This one's not that bad.
This is like a sweet onion.
You know the grinch used to eat those?
You're the grinch.
Okay.
What does that even mean?
I actually don't know how to cut an onion.
Just chop it up.
Like, dice it, right?
Yeah.
Coco, be careful.
OK, so see that?
That's called butter on a pan.
Now you take your tortillas.
Wait, you moved the grinch.
Wait a minute.
The grinch stole the butter.
Fucking assholes.
I thought you guys heard funny, bro.
I'm gonna drop in the pan on Coco's head.
Okay, so now you let the tortillas just soak
in the butter for a few seconds?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Come here.
Hold on, hold on.
No, actually, I know how to cook steak.
That's about it.
You just want to crisp the bottom of the torquillas.
These are just the first two.
This is the place.
So tortilla should be pretty cooked by now.
Holy crap!
First taco.
What's resident eagle food?
Okay, so that's your first taco.
You're going to get a little bit of this meat right here.
You're going to put it on the taco.
Okay, then we're going to fold it up, then we're going to get a little bit more in.
You're going to put it on your second taco.
Okay, and now you're going to come over here and grab some of your homemade guac.
Put a little splash of guac on there.
Let me turn the stove off.
No, because you're cooking more fortillas, don't worry.
Put more guac on there.
Too much.
No taste tests on the guac.
I don't think we need a lot on you.
Let me hold off on the guac.
No, no, no, the guac's not bad.
You know what it is?
It's the green shit that Darla put in.
That kinda ruined the walk.
That's okay though.
All right.
Darla, I made a-
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Actually, look.
No, just screw that.
Screw the onions.
I don't know how to cut an onion.
Actually, look, look, look.
Wait, that looks good.
I know.
I made tacos.
Okay.
Cheese.
Oh, forgot about the cheese.
This one.
This one's for you.
Cheez, my eyes are really watering.
OK.
A little bit of cheese on top.
Funion.
I'm sorry, that was so cringy.
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous.
What is my life, dude?
OK.
You want sauce on yours?
Yeah.
Can we get salsa juice?
No, I meant it.
Got a Naked?
Yeah.
Oh, hell no.
Because you're not like this.
Wait, darling.
You got to try it.
I want some of this cheese on it.
Wait, is it not the same?
Well, I'm going to try it.
OK!
OK, OK, OK.
Ready?
Cheers.
See?
It's not really good.
Yeah, that's a really good taco. Oh, God. Oh
God is a good taco
Is there sour cream? Yeah
Wait
She kind of look like a resident evil taco
I'm not going to lie to you, you're going to shut up.
No, are they going?
Russell, come here, come here.
All righty.
No, I'm not even trolling.
Yeah.
Good.
I'm not even trolling, you got to try to suck up.
Okay.
You like avocado?
You don't like guac?
None of the...
So what do you want on your taco?
Cheese.
Is that fine?
Cheese and meat?
Maybe some sour curry?
It's really good, Russell.
Really?
Like in this chat, doubts me every time!
Remember when Lime Gardo did everything?
All you did was cook the meat, bro.
Oh my god, what did she do?
What did she do?
What did she do?
She cut tomatoes up?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I have no lime.
We're saying reach for it.
Turquoise, you want some?
Don't worry, I'm making these with love for yellow.
Woo!
Now that's a good tortilla!
But I feel like blind depth, and you would be so funny.
Ugh, I hate that challenge.
Nothing ever edible comes out of it.
So you can never even finish it?
No.
It's always just a separate hour.
Russell, here's your plate.
Okay.
Drew, here's your plate.
Okay.
Oh, fuck.
What the fuck are you fucking walking on?
Okay, Drew, here's your tortilla.
Russell, here's your tortilla.
Okay.
All right.
Russell, here's your tortilla. Okay. All right, we put this back over here
And then we get some meat
Some meat on that bad boy
Like beef, right Russell? Yeah, a little bit of shit up
Drew
Yeah
Me down there for you, Drew
Give you guys a little extra. There's some lacy, some little special lacy love on that bitch
Okay, Russell you said you just want cheese? Yeah, I'll throw some sour cream on there too. Okay. Is that enough cheese? A little more.
A little more. That's good. And Drew, you want cheese? Yeah, cheese is cool. Okay. We have a little guac too.
Okay, Drew wants some guac. You have to make the chicken now. Oh no.
Okay, where's the sour cream in?
I'm good off the sour cream.
Okay, Russell wants sour cream though.
Where's the sour cream spoon?
Got me another spoon. Actually, I'll grab some tonight.
Okay.
Does that look like sour cream?
That's fine. Yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
Thanks.
Go ahead and try it, guys.
go ahead and give it a try presentation pretty solid it's a Mexican talk what
matter. Do you like back it up for my face?
I'm bad.
Pretty fine, pretty solid, right?
That's what I'm saying, everybody doubts me.
Wok needs some flavor.
Wok is super rich.
Wow. You did great. Thank you.
This is a good place.
Thank you.
Thank God.
Mmm!
I was a good 8 out of 10.
That's a good 8 out of 10.
You were a good 8 out of 10.
No, no, you're a little stronger.
First you call me a whore in Spanish, I did not do that, I didn't know what two edas,
two edas putamen.
No, you're an 80 out of 10.
Are you from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see.
Just stop.
I told you. Everybody doubts me, we're done.
Every time. Lacey, you can't cook.
Lacey, you're ugly. Your hair cuts chop.
Oh, you don't know how to dress.
Well, I think we could work on that style.
I have swag.
Young Ellie Swag.
Yes, sir.
Here you are.
Good luck on the toilet.
Bro got SU socks on?
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
What's that so funny?
I guess it's bad for someone to support
the college they graduated from.
What?
You skipped graduation.
I'll let you graduate.
You didn't even graduate.
You literally skipped it to play pool.
No, I didn't. I was there.
You skipped it to play pool.
Like chat what's up?
Oh you big?
I need mouth to mouth.
Drew, help him.
You're gonna be chatting here all night, bruh.
Why do you guys say finally to me choking and dying?
You're not excited.
Oh, really?
Jack, guess what you were texting me this morning?
Wait, no. Guess what?
No, no, no.
He was texting.
No, you were texting someone and I know it was you.
ZIP IT!
Yo, I can't wait for someone to make a Twitter hatred of all the clips of you being an abusing boyfriend.
It's okay. No, he was like, I don't even want to say it, because people are gonna be weird.
But he was like, come...
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Maybe come in that shower and...
Yeah, no, that was me. That was me. I was getting those texts while in the shower.
Drew's in the showers, and I call Drew, and he goes, I'm in the shower.
And then I said, okay, I'll wait till you're done. I got a text back drew text to me
How about you come in this shower and fuck me?
No, that's not what happened
You, you need to talk yourself out of it
No, I have receipts. I have receipts. I just can't show them because
Because the thing I see is Lacey's saying, let me see that body
How do you please, I just can't show them because there's a TOS word
Just block out the TOS word
Block out the TOS word
Block out the TOS word
Wait hold on, I wanna make sure I'm not leaking anything.
Oh my god, it was a shot, wait let me screenshot it.
Wait, you just ate my taco.
Wait, where did your taco go?
Where'd it go?
Oh my god, Coco ate it.
She must have flew up here and ate your taco or something.
Oh, I don't know where it went.
Really?
Wait Chad, who has this ball of knowledge?
Wait, watch this.
Did you know?
And you can tie this cherry stem in your mouth, it means you're a good kisser.
Wait, what?
Only people with real bond knowledge know where that's from.
What is that?
What is that?
Where is it from?
It's from a drink and Josh episode.
I'm gonna fuck you while you're in the show.
you will your initiative.
Dude, it's not that good, bro. You don't gotta eat out the candy.
Get the lead off the phone. The meat was on the phone on purpose.
Did you show the text?
Yes, but the meat was covering the long word.
Not a lie.
Might be that time.
Could be that time.
What time?
It might be that time, Jack.
Jambo.
Might be that time.
Starlight, who's this?
Have I tried that slot?
What?
Starlight?
No.
I love me some Starlight.
Jack, no one here what I'm doing tonight?
I'm gonna drag people into discord,
And then you're going to give me a call.
And if your call doubles up or more, I'm going to tip you.
No, I think we should do viewer call won't be won.
How would that work?
They both call a slot.
And then whoever's hit, like whoever's pays more.
Neither profit doesn't matter.
It's just go next.
But if they both profit, whoever pays more, they get a tip.
See you next time.
What?
No. No. Are you making all that noise?
Let me just hit E-motes.
Do you hear the news?
What?
I'm gonna have a four night game.
Oh my god.
I'm just kidding.
I was lying.
I thought you were.
That was me.
Me too.
Drew the Jew.
Okay.
I thought you wanted a word that gives you-
I do get a cosmetic, yeah.
What's that?
It's just like an item in format.
Oh my god. What if they give you like a POI?
You know how they get Lacy's burger shop.
My god, it's a little truck. They could farm. That's not how that works. They have to be synonyms
Okay, Lacey's Lacey's Lacey's layered lava cake
Oh my god, it's just like no it's gotta be like a food truck that they could farm
Lacey's Lacey's layer
Lacey's Lacey's Island
I don't know about that one before that.
Guys, it has to be a cylinder.
It's when the first two letters equal the same shape.
Oh wait, should I do an outro?
That's making it on the second channel.
That's making it on the second channel. Hope you guys enjoyed the video. Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe.
and let me know when you want me to cook next.
A pizza.
Pizza, that's easy.
Okay.
All right.
Let's do upstairs.
Wait, did you add?
And what?
There's three.
No, girl.
It's all in the apple.
You do?
I do.
Okay.
I'm about, I'm about to go.
Come on, go like ten minutes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is me walking.
This is the walk I can do, bro.
I don't think I have issues with that.
I don't really know.
Alright, wait, chat. We're gonna after a second.
You left the stove on?
Oh, fuck.
We're gonna after a second.
I'm going to do open preview projector and then Pro Capture.
Okay.
I have a laptop face cam?
Can you see me?
It's because the camera's not set up yet.
Chad, do I look majestic?
You want to put on the do-rag?
Yeah, you put on your cord.
OK.
What are you, stay here?
Actually, wait some more on this camera
so they can see better.
Try not to put the do-rag on Darla.
I know it's out lighting.
It's because I have a laptop cam.
Drew's setting up the main cam.
Hey, I'm kind of scared.
Oh, is it back?
No, it really is a camera.
Give me a second to act in the way.
BANG!
Is it back? Are we here?
Are you ready to equip the new wreck?
Oh my god, it looks like a pirate.
It's semi-much.
Oh, it's really great.
Can we come in front of me?
Thank you.
Okay, okay, actually...
Put your hair back?
All of it, you can't see it at all.
No! Can I please have some hair?
No, is there rooms that point at the two ragdollas?
I mean, you're gonna have to have some hair.
Oh my god, I can't believe whatever.
This is insane.
Wait, okay, I feel like it'll...
Okay, just put it on the top.
What do you mean on the top?
Like that.
I'm going to.
This isn't like...
Okay.
Don't even say it.
I don't lose my stud.
I can't.
Wait, how do you know how to do this?
I love your tutorial.
Okay, ready?
Ready?
I feel like a boy.
Hold on!
You look good!
You look swaggy!
I'm gonna wear this all day you look slaggy
It kind of looks like you have a hat on a little bit like
Wait, I want a pink one a pink one. I have a gold one. Where's the gold one?
Like a boy
What is it?
Wait, I forgot.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Alright.
Wait.
Stop.
No, I love these.
No, I know. You look good.
That's what I'm saying, like, it looks good.
She looks 10 times better
than you do with it.
Like, really sharp?
She gets mad at me when I put it on her face.
I'm not sure.
She gets mad at me when I put it on.
She also gets mad at me when I...
Because she doesn't know, I'm going bald soon.
No, you're not.
You look like a thug.
Whatever, buddy.
I'm keeping this on.
Why are they just all standing emojis?
It's a hard-eye emoji. It happens when I go on the camera.
Okay, ready? You're going?
No.
Wait, why are they staring at me?
What do you mean?
They're staring at the doorbell.
Why?
It's just full of fucking assholes, that's why.
Go ahead, come back on. Come back once I get the hard eyes. Go ahead.
Farm your hard eyes, bro. Farm them.
I'm not faring anything. Look, they're cool.
They're sending this shit emoji.
Wait, I keep looking there by the cameras there.
Oh my god, that's funny.
Nope, are there girls in here?
There's a lot of girls.
I know, there are actually.
Like a lot of girls.
I know.
Fine, I saw that.
You saw that?
I'm a girl see look all the girls say me pink flowers Brianna
Desire Mia
Savi
Rosie say every like five messages. I swear it's a girl. Well, it's like actually crazy
Snowy, Myra, Shayla, Baby, Ashley, Jolie, see there's actually a lot of girls, I'm not
lying when I say this.
What?
I thought I knew.
Savannah, you look like one.
I quit as a view bot.
What the fuck?
What do you mean you quit as a viewer?
What does that even mean, bro?
Your face looks like Ron's sausage finger.
What?
Nothing, I can't.
Alright.
Chat!
It's about to be that time, y'all.
It's about to be that time, y'all.
No capping up.
I'm not gonna fuck up my dick.
Oh, I just had a fucking heart attack, bro.
Holy shit.
I did ask on my dick to show it on stream.
Here are some of my abs.
Sorry.
Cringe.
I gotta get you.
Oh, fuck me.
It was not my dick, Chad.
It was my abs.
All right.
Chad, it's all the people in the chat right now.
I'm about to end stream on Twitch.
I'll be live for the next four to five hours on my kick.
Here is my kick.
If you guys wanna join that stream,
I'll be live there in probably like five minutes.
We are going to be doing the rest of gambling on kick
for the time being,
and then tomorrow we'll be back in LA.
So today is the last day of combo.
Hope you all enjoyed the chill, little stream.
I'm gonna be live for the next four or five hours
over there.
Yesterday was a lot of fun.
We tipped out over $10,000 to Chatters.
Also, if you are on Twitch, please, can y'all just come over
and make the chat normal over there?
I wanna actually be able to talk to the chat
and not just see a bunch of Keck was and slot callouts.
So I would appreciate it if y'all were over there,
you know, actually talking to me
and making a lot more fun.
But yeah, like I said, we tipped over $10,000
to the chat last night.
Hopefully we have a good night tonight
and we can tip again to the chat.
Go over to my kick.
I'm gonna be over there, like I said, and yeah, bro.
I'm gonna be there in probably like two to five minutes.
I'm gonna go live over on kick.
I just gotta reactivate the ingest.
But it's gonna be fun.
We're doing discord, discord calls.
So you join the discord and then you tell me
what slot to hit and if it hits,
I will tip you right on the spot, okay?
Mods, I need you all to be on timing on,
actually, I low key should probably mod
a few more mods on kick.
How do I mod, people?
Is it just slash mod?
Who should I mod on kick?
Give me mod on kick, it's straw.
It's straw.
Okay.
You gotta actually be in the chat though if you want to be a mod.
Slash mod it's straw.
I didn't find you straw.
I didn't find you bro.
Alright well yeah chat I'm gonna go over there I'm gonna end on here.
will be live tomorrow back normal schedule back in LA at the
core house starting tomorrow so yeah last day last night you
guys want to come in you guys want to chill gets catch a vibe
just chill hang out watch some some gamble if you're above 18
you guys are more welcome to hop over onto the kick and maybe
you'll get tipped as well if you know if we have a good night
but I'm gonna end over here and we play we play the song I love
And we will be live back in LA tomorrow. Okay, join at Twitter com join a clipping discord all dot
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She gon' need the Gucci like she can't
All we do is fuck, we don't gon' bitch
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