Lacy
⚡️POOL PARTY ⚡️SOPHIE RAIN EDATE 6PM ⚡️ CARETAKER SERIES TMR ⚡️ BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS ⚡️ GET IN HERE ⚡️ PATREON MOVIE NIGHT TMR ⚡️!PATREON
08-16-2026 · 7h 34m
⚠️ VOD is unavailable.
lacy VODs on twitchBroadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
I woke up Chris breezy today man hey how y'all doing how's everybody doing bruh
You look at the rat, okay guys, I forgot to tell you guys, okay?
So over the next few days, I am going to be watching Coco.
So she's going to be in the stream room for basically every stream over the next few days.
Okay, I have to watch Coco.
Now not say son, jeez guys, you guys need to get used to Coco, okay?
You guys have to get used to Coco, all right?
Guys, over these next few days, you guys are not going to be mean to Coco, you're not going
to call her a rat, you're not going to call her anything, bro, okay?
We are watching her for the next few days.
Just keep her screen time to a minimum, please, all right?
You guys don't know a cute dog.
Does she have a cage?
No, she does not have a cage, why?
Oh, because Darla has a family member
that's like she's going to a wedding out of the country.
I was supposed to go, but I can't fly fucking
with my surgery, but is what it is.
I'm not choking cocoa out, bro.
I'm not choking cocoa.
Coco, come here.
Coco, you wanna treat?
Come here.
Come here, come say hi to the people.
They've been asking for you, Poco.
They want to see you.
They want to see you.
Just say hi, Poco.
Chad, look, she's cute.
Chad, she's cute.
Come on, Chad, look at her close up in the eyes
and tell me you guys don't think she's cute.
She's cute, bro.
Not a thought behind those eyes.
You guys are just, you know what you guys are?
You guys are dog bullies.
You guys in this fucking chatter,
a bunch of fucking dog bullies, bro.
Bunch of bullies.
All right, Chad, I got a few things
that, let's say a few announcements, okay?
A few announcements.
Right off the bat, number one,
as you guys saw on my tweet,
tomorrow is the first official day
of my caretaker series, okay?
Shout out to your rage for giving me the blessing
to do his caretaker series that he did and created
after he got surgery.
Shout out to rage for that.
And tomorrow is the first day of caretaker series.
Tomorrow, we're gonna be doing a stream with Yana
and got a bunch of stuff planned for Yana.
We got a cool segment planned.
We're gonna be doing a cooking segment
and just hang it out during the day while she takes care of me.
And basically the way this is going to work
is pretty much every single day, starting tomorrow
for the next 10 days, I'm going to have a new caretaker doing
a stream with me the entire day.
Now, I want to say, I saw a lot of people
asking where certain people are at.
OK, listen, not everybody that's
going to be a caretaker is on this poster, all right?
This was just a poster that I had in my poster guy make me.
Not everybody is on this poster
that's gonna be a caretaker.
So there's some people that are gonna be a caretaker
that are not on the poster.
But also I can't force everybody to answer me
and I can't force everybody to be a caretaker.
So there's people I reached out to
and asked if they wanted to do it
and they either didn't answer
or they said no, that they were busy or doing something.
So don't blame me for people
not being able to make it.
Okay.
That's not my fault.
Um, but we do have a lot of people off and I'm pretty sure we have one, two,
three, four, five, technically like a whole group or obviously six, seven, eight,
nine, we have like, I think we have like 12 caretakers.
I think we have 12 caretakers.
Okay.
Um, so that's going to be starting tomorrow.
I'm super excited.
Uh, I have like stuff planned out with everybody for every single day.
So that's going to be a lot of fun.
There's going to be some surprise caretakers.
Like I said, and yeah, um
Sina is literally gonna kill you. Okay
We want Darla in the caretaker series unfortunately the crab boil is canceled and
Darla is not going to be in the caretaker series. You guys lost that privilege after I woke up this morning
To people saying that I beat my girlfriend in calling me abusive
um
The internet is actually unreal, bro.
The internet is genuinely unreal.
If you guys don't know what happened last night after I ended stream, Adapt was walking into
the house and Coco ran out of the door.
So Darla was going around the house and she said, Russell, do you know where Coco is?
And as Russell was walking up the stairs, he said, no.
And then Darla goes, really?
And some dude on Twitter posted the clip and said, Lacey and Darla are arguing and just
broke up.
You can hear in the background on Adapt Street.
Oh!
Brother!
God damn, God damn, dude!
This is a true Lacey story for once.
Brother, and I wake up and I see this,
I'm like genuinely like confused.
Like genuinely confused because I got people
quote tweeting the tweet saying,
so this dude's a woman abuser.
So Lacey beats his girlfriend.
First off, first off,
even if I wanted to beat my girlfriend,
I can't even walk.
You think I'm hitting her with a crutch?
The fuck are we talking about?
Set you off.
Dude, show the clip.
I don't even have the clip because I don't even have the clip,
but it's literally so sick, bro.
She was literally just looking for cocoa, like cocoa, cocoa ran out of the room
and Darla was going around the house saying, Coco, Coco.
Russell, have you seen Coco? And Russell said no. And then there's the moron who
crips it and it's something that gets thousands of likes for no reason. And it's
just like, okay, whatever, bro. But no, because, because for some reason in the
There are genuine, like, delusionalist, stalker, parasocials still to this day, whose delusions
are so far-fetched that they have to make up fake scenarios in their head.
The privilege of us doing anything all stream together, like a crab boil or anything, will
not be happening.
Okay, it's not happening.
I just can't, I'm not, I'm not, like it's fine when I have to open Twitter and see
people fucking call me this, call me that, make assumptions this, make assumptions that,
but when I, when people start calling me a fucking woman beater, it's like Jesus Christ.
It's like Jesus, bro, Jesus.
So I think we're just going to do the crab boil tomorrow
with Yana.
We're going to just do the crab boil tomorrow with Yana.
And yeah, pretty much, that's it.
But OK, on to the next announcement.
Well, this is kind of an announcement of an announcement.
Tomorrow, I know Dap talked about it,
but tomorrow core has a little announcement coming out.
So we're excited for you guys to see
what that is going to be, um, you know, we've been, uh, it's pretty, it's pretty, it's been
pretty long awaited and we're super excited for you guys to see what, uh, what is going
to be happening tomorrow.
Okay.
We're excited for you guys to see what is going to be happening tomorrow.
Um, you know, I'm not going to say too much, um, but it's, it's, it's gonna y'all
Y'all are going to fuck with it the core community is really going to fuck with it
Okay, if if you're part of the actual core community and I don't just mean core as in our group
I'm talking about the core like the actual core. You're gonna fuck with it a lot
And you guys will see what it is
Okay
Other thing I know y'all saw maybe or not Marlin is officially back to streaming
So I'm super hyped that Marlin's back and me and Marlin have been talking and we want to do another marathon
You guys love the Minecraft marathon. You guys love the chain together marathon
so
We're trying to figure out what game can we play what game could be marathon and
What we came up with obviously I just had surgery. I can't do much IRL
So what we came up with was a marathon where we have to be
a bunch of games in a row.
So for example, we have to get a win in Fortnite.
Then we have to get a win in Warzone.
Then we have to beat the Ender Dragon in hardcore Minecraft.
And it has to be in a row.
If we die on one of them, we have to reset.
So say we win a game of Fortnite,
then we go and we win a game of Warzone.
And then we die in Minecraft.
We have to go back to Fortnite and restart
and do it all in a row.
Stop saying GG one year marathon.
Listen, this is not, no, we are gamers.
You're talking to an FNCS champion
and Marlin is a Ender Dragon Slayer.
We are gamers.
So we don't have the exact details ironed out yet,
but I wanted to know what games you guys would want us to do
because the three games me and Marlin came up with
to do in a row was Minecraft, Warzone,
Or was Fortnite Minecraft in Warzone?
Or Fortnite, Warzone, and Minecraft?
And Fortnite, it would be unreal, by the way.
So we would have to win an unreal,
highest ranked Fortnite game.
Then we'd have to win a Warzone game,
which by the way, me and Marlin have never played Warzone,
we're both terrible.
And then we'd have to beat Minecraft again,
but actually on hardcore this time.
Fall guys?
Oh, fuck!
Okay, fall guys could be good.
So then, so here's the other thing is we could do,
me and Marlon could, we talked about this as well,
we could just do
a
Battle Royale marathon
where we have to win a game of Fortnite,
a game of Warzone,
a game of Apex,
And the game of fall guys all in a row
Rocket League Rocket League's too easy bro Rocket League's too easy
Not sure I wish I could incorporate IRL like like the the best idea would be like okay
We have to win a game of fortnight then a game of war zone
Then we have to go to IRL and win a game of basketball at 24 hour fitness, but I just got surgery so I can't do anything.
So it has to be gaming.
But I think what we're going to, what we're set on right now, unless we see another really good idea is me and Marlon somewhere around early September, possibly the first week of September.
have to get a win in Unreal Fortnite,
have to get a win in Warzone,
and we have to beat Minecraft,
but this time on hardcore,
and it has to all be in a row.
So, if we die in Warzone, we reset to Fortnite,
and we have to win it in a row again.
If we die in Minecraft,
we have to go win Fortnite in Warzone again.
And I see you guys saying it's gonna take a month,
it's gonna take two months.
You're talking to two professional gamers.
I'm a FNCS champion in Fortnite.
Marlin is a pro Minecraft player.
He solo clutch beat the Ender Dragon.
You know what I mean?
So I feel like we could do it in probably two days.
I feel like we could do it in two days.
A way out, yeah, but yeah, a way out isn't a game
where it's like, okay, you need to,
You die.
You know what I mean?
Like it is chained together.
We already did that though.
We already did that.
I know we already did Minecraft,
but Minecraft, it wasn't on hardcore, bro.
It's not caught, it's not caught, that's been known.
You lied, no, I didn't know, I didn't know, that's the thing.
I thought the whole time that we were playing on hardcore
because they had a texture pack that was hardcore hearts.
I literally didn't even know, but yeah,
I think me and Ma are gonna do that.
It's gonna be around, right now,
we said probably the first week of September.
So we would block out that entire first week,
but obviously things could change based on schedules
and whatever other shit gets planned.
But that's the plan right now, okay?
That's the plan right now.
And that's gonna be a lot of fun
because obviously, I can't do much IRL
and so I can walk again,
being able to just sit there
and have fun with Marlin gaming,
obviously mix a little bit of,
mix a little bit of IRL in there.
I think it'll be a lot of fun, a lot of fun.
Do Rainbow Six?
Yeah, we talked about doing R6,
but how can we incorporate R6?
Listen, if you guys have any ideas
on what games we could incorporate into the marathon,
just post it in the comm.
Just post it in the comm.
Okay, next little mini announcement.
Um tomorrow night after I end stream after I'm done streaming with Yana and after me and Yana do our segments
I'm gonna come back and um, I am going to be doing the first
Patreon movie night, so I'm gonna go live on patreon after the stream tomorrow and I am going to be watching
This movie hold on this movie right here Captain America the first Avenger
Okay, so I told you guys I was going to be doing a Marvel watch along leading all the way up to doomsday
So I'm going to be watching this movie on patreon tomorrow night after the stream. It's the worst movie. Wait. Is this really a bad movie?
Is this really a bad movie I
I said, I don't care if it's a bad movie because I need to get my knowledge up.
I need to watch all the Marvel movies in order so that when Doomsday comes out, I know everything.
Starting tomorrow night on the Patreon, me and you guys will be watching Captain America,
the first Avenger.
And for the people wondering, yes, if you are watching the Patreon, you will be able
to watch the movie with you.
OK, yes, yes.
So if you guys do want the Patreon,
this is the Patreon that's pinned right now.
And if you want to join along for the watch alongs,
honestly, I don't want a lot of outsiders in.
I want the Patreon to be a thing where the quote,
like my community, the thugs, can
come in, watch a movie with me, watch a game, and just chill and have like a very slow chat
where I can just talk to y'all. I don't want it to be like normal streams, you know what I mean?
That's why it's going to be more like rarer, okay? So this is the Patreon right here. If
anybody wants to join that, I'm pretty sure right now we have, how many members do we have?
Yeah, so we right now on the patreon we have 900 members
Okay, so it's almost at a thousand members. So that means when when I go live
There's not gonna be that many people
And I'm gonna be using the twitch chat to read chat wall on live just so you guys know that I'm gonna be using the offline twitch chat
Like just right here in this chat that you guys are typing in right now. It's not 250 dollars to be a member, bro
It's $3. $3. $3. So right now when I go live on this tomorrow, there's only going to be 250 people. You know how chill and calm chat's going to be $3 is taxing.
I mean, bro, like I said, if I made it free, there would be no point to have the Patreon because then any then it wouldn't be my community.
community anybody could watch $3 is literally perfect it's it's not like
you know what I mean free is fair if you actually use it I'm gonna use it I'm
gonna use it a lot I'm gonna use it a lot because I really want to do movie
nights and I also really want to do NFL games on Sundays cap that's fine you
You guys can say cap, you guys can say cap.
The people who are saying cap,
I don't want you to be the ones watching.
Like it's not for you.
It's for the people who actually like,
I don't know how to explain what I'm trying to say.
It's not for the doubters and the haters.
It's for the people who watch me
and wanna sit there and watch a two hour movie
and just chat with me.
That's what it's for.
It's not for everybody.
Who's that?
Hey Jay.
What's up dude?
You ready to go to a fucking pool party?
Ready.
You got a present for you dude.
Not too hungry bruh.
I want to be considerate.
Pickles.
Pickles on a plate.
Listen pickle juice cause I know you like pickle juice.
Okay, here are the expired
Shit kind of do look like resume you a fool
Yeah, what'd you do to it? Nothing
I'm buying you know the rules
What do you think man?
Yeah, why don't spicy pickles it's spicy. Yeah, you're right. It's spicy. I don't like spicy pickles
It's not that spicy Jason. It's spicy. No, it's not that spicy
Oh
It's not that
I got a bone to pick with you real actual bone to pick with you. Actually, I don't want to say I might
It's something you're doing well, I don't know if it's I don't know if you just announced it yet
No
Something that involves you
Yeah, what the $1, okay?
You want to do that so me the straight
You're doing I'm doing a higher up there Vegas marathon
And you didn't invite the most degenerate Vegas gambler in the house as he needed third person bro, bro
You I literally asked you to be a caretaker and he was like I can't have this Vegas marathon of Jason
I'm like what the fuck?
That's literally my shit, bro. I I thought in my mind
I was like bro this guy's disabled like cuz you know I could be on my deathbed if you invite me to Vegas to put 10k on
I'm doing it what brother
I just thought bro cuz you can't walk cuz you know all the money that we get we have to buy hotels with bro
Like when we get where we have to buy with the money that we make it's basically like surviving off of $1
And we can't stop until we make oh, so it's not just going in gambling for like like a marathon gambling. No, bro
No, it's like bro. We start with one dollar go to casino try flip it
But if you lose the money, you have to go in the street and like bro
I got to start abolishing for money
When he said a Vegas marathon, I thought that meant like you guys are gonna be like gambling in Vegas like
IRL for like three days straight. I
Mean well, well technically, yeah
Yeah, it's like a bit of everything.
So you're starting with a dollar
and you have to flip a dollar to 10K in Vegas?
Yeah, I mean, bro, if you're actually,
if you're down, because I just was being considerate
because you're just saying-
Okay, so would you be mad if, let's say,
let's say you, like, it took like two days,
finally got up to a thousand dollars
and I went and put it all in red and lost it?
Well, that's the whole thing, bro.
Like, bro, imagine we get to 5K
and it's like, let's be down with this
fucking challenge go roulette.
Now it's double it in the marathon or we definitely
fucking lose all the money after we start.
Do you mean Lacey would make everything cost 10 times more
because of food?
Actually, true.
Bro, come on, bro.
No.
Okay.
I'm down to do it.
Have you ever gambled in Vegas?
I haven't.
I've only lost money.
Cause I don't, I'm not trying to be that guy,
but like if you go off the table odds,
like you're not like you'd have to realistically win like five to ten hands in a row in order
to get to 10k.
Uh, well, bro, that's the game.
That's the game.
I'm going to show the people that if you never give up on your dreams, they're going
to be there for so fucking long.
Vegas
Still every penny from you dog bro. If you think about it
All I have to do is all in what I have to all in what maybe ten times and I'll make 10k
Maybe start with a hundred dollars, I don't know bro. I want to start with one dollar because I want to be hard
You you could probably ease
Well, like you could like kill some shit in Baccarat
No, I'm just saying you could probably learn the game and kill some and definitely double up and kill some shit in Baccarat
That's not a far. That's actually not as far fetched as I think now
Brother every time I go to the Baccarat table
I swear and you know, this isn't this has nothing to do. It's nothing bad at all
But there's always
Some Asian dude or lady sitting there just running it up running the street. I don't know what it is
The thing is I don't know yet. I know about the Asian
stereotype with Baccarat, but I don't know how to play Baccarat. All I know is
That's why I need a DJ. That's why I'm trying to get my third person to be like a DJ and a gambler
So he knows what to do microaggression. It's not a mic. That's a macro aggression, but I literally flat-out setting
It's not a microaggression. Oh my bad, bro. Holy shit. It's not a microaggression
You know, I watched a core being racist for 10 minutes video and you were 90% of the video
I don't know, I don't even know what the fuck, man.
Dude, I mean, God, I'm gonna have to be,
so I'd have to wheel around in Vegas.
That's why I was like, bro.
See, you can give me the wrong interpretation.
He made a scene, he set a Vegas marathon.
He made a scene, like, the way he made it sound was like,
oh, y'all are just gonna be gambling.
Like, you know what would be, you know, it would be a banger
if you changed it and we went in with like 50K
and we had to flip it to 500k.
Like bro, we should just gamble.
That's a decent trade, dude.
No, bro. No.
Starting at $1 and trying to get 10k,
way better, bro.
Way better, because bro, what's the point
of going to a casino like you already got
50k, that's a lot of money already.
You gotta start with nothing.
I might be a cheat code now that I'm thinking about it.
I might be a cheat code on the strip in a wheelchair.
Imagine me holding up a sign
last days on earth.
some money that's what I'm saying I feel a lot bro and I'm on the line I'm taking donations I don't
get a fuck okay that's part of the rules if they're for anyone that is willing to give donations
but if not then I'll do these um but bro tell me it would be a movie if you're down
the thing is like I just self-invited to your marathon so I've been no I've been honestly
Trump I thought of you I did also thought a lot of it because he didn't
blows but I honestly don't know who the person I silky to a silky doing
something so he's gonna Miami what day 20 seconds 20 seconds
I can't do that I can't I gave you can I drew you know he's caring yes we're
You're not going to Vegas unless you want to go to Vegas jobless you're not going to Vegas
Also drew a mucka library have bad news did I bad news you got to start shutting your window
I'm you didn't hear shit
Not Elba bro
He's all the way that was trying to sleep and he heard Drew screaming at chat. Yes, bro
I doubt that dad takes the beach out. No, oh, yes, bro. He was I don't tell you
Just close your window cuz when you're sitting there screaming at chat clicking links and adapts trying to sleep
He can't sleep cuz you're loud ass
Hit Jason's inhaler cart. Let me say that in a minute.
So you got an inhaler cart and are faking having asthma now.
I don't think asthma though. I've had asthma my whole life.
You don't know the shuttle being hooked into a fucking dinosaur machine
and having no, I couldn't breathe going to sleep.
Actually, I love that. When I was one year old, I was yellow.
I swear to God. I swear to God. When I was one year old, I had this disease that made me yellow
And I had to go to the hospital and they hooked up they hooked up that shit on to my mouth and I was like
Yeah, I had John John Deese
John Deese
That's a real thing John Deese that's a real thing. Yeah, I had it when I was one
I had to go to the Pittsburgh Hospital
I had John Deese
Look
Imagine this is what I had right here. That was that's that's probably me. Are you serious?
I swear to God, I was one serious. I was one years old. I had to go to I had to get rushed to the Pittsburgh hospital
Because I had John Dees
I mean Jason has this disease is now
I'm talking about your chapter. I'm talking about for 10 seconds. You go to the yeah
Let me see you actually tell you see where Jason has the disease now. All right, but
I'm up time now for 30 seconds. You know you should go fuck yourself. I bro what as a time now
30 second time, but that's a fucking slap on the fan
Yeah, it's like a hey. Yeah party eat. It's it's that it's at six now
It's at six now cuz she she some have it like her flight or something
Are you go to the pool party?
with swimsuits okay should we see how the party's looking who's at who's at the
party right now should anybody live at the party I didn't even mean to leave
that's not even there she said fucking target I know why though showing up
before Sina could be a movie though.
Brayden's there, okay.
On and on, Brayden's already there.
Nope.
What a song!
What the fuck, Brayden, what kind of party is this?
Bruh.
Suki's there.
Suki's just really long.
What the fuck is for a tease Maxine?
What is that?
The fuck?
I've never heard that.
What is that new terminology?
It's just a IYKYK
Oh
You're live dude. He forget he's
Joe Bart is there clicks is there I guarantee I click on click the stream he's playing for night
Let me bear oh shit
yeah well so no one's like they
clicks actually get married i don't
i'm she called yeah FaceTime Cody
but don't call him Cody you don't know
him like that right that's what come on
FaceTime Cody
i'm gonna answer the phone here and Cody don't fuck with you
you didn't seem to be answering the phone
Cody Cody Conor
Yo, hello?
Yo, what's going on?
Hey, dude, I'm with Jason right now.
So, Breski?
We wanted to say congratulations, bro.
Congrats, man.
I'm proud of you, bro.
For getting engaged.
Bro, I didn't get engaged, dude.
What?
I didn't get engaged.
Fuck you.
Bro, cool, man.
I didn't know.
Who told you I got engaged?
Twitter, bro.
Twitter in my chat.
I was live and there, like, quicks got engaged.
Quicks got engaged.
I saw a caption on Twitter saying you got married.
Bro, is Tom?
No, this cop is a bunch of fucking entities.
I didn't get it from him.
I got engaged, you wouldn't know.
I'll tell you that, bro.
I would be some crew.
The whole, the Dallas would be shut down
if I got engaged.
Like, people would go in there,
and I'm not gonna talk to you in this way.
Bro, what do you say, Jason?
That's not what I'm just reading to chat.
He's reading.
You look so ugly, I hope they fuck.
At least he's mocking your shit, Jason.
I'm not gonna talk to you in this way.
You're not even showing me on a camera,
you fucking chopped monster, bro.
You got people going to stand in this video.
What are you talking about?
Dude, you didn't get engaged?
What?
What did they talk about?
you miss lcq
you're having a kid you had a kid no you're a father exactly nine months you
had a kid you got a kid at fucking nine no no you had a kid without telling me
I don't have a fucking thing.
Be honest, you got him on a PC yet?
Dude, the Viki's the fucking mouse.
I thought you had the fucking mouse as his Viki.
He's a kid.
He's sucking on it, like a arrogant mouse, bro.
I'm out of control.
Klicks is a father.
Wait, you're a father?
No way you're a father before us.
Don't look down on me, bro.
Chad, don't not make that weed beard for hold.
It's a Viki, dude.
It's what's meant for.
Chad, imagine your Klicks' kid,
It's like your like it's like his first birthday and clicks like sorry can't make it son. I have FNCS this weekend
Mad young
Wait, so you can't so you know, I'm having a kid you haven't said what you missed it for
I've never seen you miss a tournament ever. There's no way you there's no way you miss a 50k finals. There's no way you can't convince me
I mean, he wasn't going to win
I say anyway, but I'm real quick.
I already call my plan and the only thing I'm going for is money.
So it's not that big of a deal as people are making it.
You actually change.
40k clicks.
But if baby clicks, if baby clicks for what you're saying right now,
he'd be disappointed.
Imagine you told MSF clicks that he skipped the tournament for 40k.
That's crazy.
I mean, that's still a lot of money, bro, like
Nobody wants to do shit, bro
Brother, I've asked to do a movie nice six times. Yes, bro. No, but you haven't scheduled shit
That's cap, bro
now you're doing a weird shit bro no because because I know I know that's
hella active I'm talking about when I brought the patreon what are you getting
you're getting movie nights you're getting NFL Sundays
sounds like a fucking scam to me that's fine I'm not forcing nobody to
I'm not going to get it.
Uh like 260 or something like
that.
Like bro how much more money do
you need?
Oh it's not about the money.
How much more money do you need?
Okay bro let's be real.
You think I give like like all
in all honesty you think I
care about $700.
Uh bro what do you mean
$700.
It's not about the money
bro it's not about the money.
No you get it.
If I made it as cheap that
made sense because if I made
Then there's no point to have the patreon because anybody could join that's just I might go go live on
It's not a only fan make it a dollar. Yeah, but if I make it a dollar, it's the same shit
But make it if I make it a dollar then I might as well just go live on switch because it's gonna be people that I don't want there there
$3 for $1 like $3 is $3. $3 is very cheap.
Now, keep it $3. Just make it more valuable, bro.
Like add more like.
Dude, it's going to be valuable.
Dude, do strip Fortnite.
Not doing strip Fortnite.
I'm not doing strip.
Then 1000 of us right now want to sell it.
I don't like $3.
Bro, I don't, I don't, I don't.
See, here's the thing is I didn't, I didn't make it for the,
for with the intent of people outside of my community to be there.
I want my community to be there like tomorrow. I'm watching Captain America
Maybe are you coming here? I can't travel right now
That's one for the thing.
Let's just see.
Install.
You know I heard you right.
What'd you say?
I heard what you said.
Oh man, off the phone bro, I'll see you.
There it is, there it is bro.
Whatever bro. See that is what I mean.
He just hung up the phone bro.
He just hung up the phone bro.
Packed draw.
I
Will literally donate the money I made from
It's $700 oh my god, bro
I you this here's a little fact you can't watch movies on twitch and
Watch parties for sports suck on twitch because it's just your face
So I get a dollar so make the dollar
What is the point in making it a dollar then it's just accessible to anybody? No one dollar three dollars from one dollar
Oh, I'm not gonna lie three dollars
Dollars it's one that was not my fuckers will pay $20 to go to go get a fucking cancer stick in pocket
But they won't be $3 to watch exclusive streams if you really want to watch them. I'm not forcing anybody to get it
I'm not saying yo you have to get this if you want to you can
No, this was gonna have a million stars dream. You know that I chat I'm gonna go to my patreon and watch
NFL
No, I already don't stream on Sundays because NFL Sunday
Like I usually just watch the box the game playoff playoffs playoff
Play awesome so that we watch on Twitch, but like normal NFL Sundays?
Core video.
Core videos help?
Core video, which one was it?
There's dump pickle juice everywhere!
I'm sorry.
Wait, dude, you got any napkins?
Please, I'm sorry.
core among us in real life featuring side man bro you didn't make it to the
thumbnail bro
I didn't make it bro
I didn't make it bro
I'm not making it on that fucking thumbnail bro
oh my god bro you didn't even make it on the family feud with
Yo, I'm not going to lie in an hour and a half
among this video with the Simon's a bang, bro.
That's a bang.
You're not in the video.
Don't you guys have to watch it?
Go watch the video.
I am in the video.
I'm not going to watch it, bro.
I was at same day I had, no, day after, day after I had surgery,
I still showed up to the shoot.
Wait, that's, I was there as best as I could be.
Yes. I was in the video.
I was laying in a hospital bed and I was a task.
You were at a task.
I was a task. I was laying in I was literally laying in my bed day after three for three hours while we shot the video
Bro, I'm not gonna lie
We are hit the group chat bro and do something about this lacy not being a thumbnail shit. Oh wait
I'm into I'm into I'm into
Here's what I'm confused about bro like and honestly I don't give a fuck
But how the fuck we have a family feud with everybody and I'm just not in it, bro
You know, it's crazy you aren't thumbnails. We just do a B testing, bro
That's not true. That's not true. We do a v-texting test. Yes. We do
Yes, we do
No, I hate to be the beer brother
Here's he's not even on thumbnail B. See I'm not even on either of them. Really? Yes
Um, I don't even know.
You are in the thumbnail, B.
Interact with this week.
Well, see you in the post, then.
What?
Are you my dad, or something?
You're not doing it, too, buddy.
Yes, sir.
Double.
Well, let's try you guys with the poor side
of that among the fire, Ralph.
Let's do it.
Yeah!
Yeah, baby!
Woo!
Each round is going to be two imposters and nine
crewmates.
The imposters' goal is simple.
Eliminate all the crewmates.
And the crewmates are obviously going to vote out the imposter or complete all 11 tasks.
Game 1 starts now, let's do it!
Oh, that's a banger.
It's actually an action stuff video.
Oh.
Mmm.
Dude, I bet I missed a banger.
What a great video, but I lowkey missed the skinny handsome curly hair guy in this
How about stand up and get your arm turned from the first?
How about go for a drive?
How about use your left leg?
I'm not going to try to take too far.
Let's go.
One thing I learned is that everything in life has karma, so when you're sleeping and
you're bedding nice and cluttered up, I'm going to come in there with a hammer and
Smash your kneecap and break your knees so you have to get your training.
You can't use your left leg.
How's that sound, Jason?
How's that like a fun time?
Bro.
We're going right now to the party.
Wait, let's do a quick update.
I'm not bringing the Sina a gig.
I'm the gig.
God damn mine, bro.
Who would drink snack and maybe she's not the Ralph's who?
Fuck no.
Bro, this dude, this dude Sina went to Target and bought a hat and put it
I'm a frat boy. Bro, is the
party not check face on Brady and see what and Brady's
in a fucking sponsored segment.
Nick's not even live and it's his party.
Bro, I'm gonna get dressed. Go live with you.
I'm gonna get dressed. Bro, get dressed. Bro, put your
swimming trunks on. Do we go?
Okay, Brad's at the party. Okay, let's see. Oh, brother. There's one person at the party.
I think I'd be a good like Spider-Man if they had an Asian origin.
would you still be Peter Parker would you be like someone else
whatever Peter or Peter when Peter Peter Park Peter when Peter Lee
I'll do that.
Okay, are we going to this party?
I guess.
Sinna's coming here?
What? What?
Fuck no.
She's not invited, bro.
Pete- Pete-el-chee-lee.
Just fucking dropping the fork.
Peter Pau-chik.
She's coming to pick up Silky.
I
Should be secure yet again me right now you can't go
Wait wait how far see anybody got it got her location. No, she is
I
Got a bit right in here, bro
Don't be weird I can't I'm streaming off the Wi-Fi. I have to get keep it. Oh, you're weird
Have to get keep I can't I can't I can't give out give it out yet. She's four miles away. How long is that four miles?
girls?
No?
It's just like, bro, I got Wi-Fi.
It's fine.
I can't give you the Wi-Fi, though.
It's because you're on Wi-Fi.
I'm on my Wi-Fi.
Yeah, all the way up here.
Oh, it's 50-minute drive.
She's 50.
Wait.
No.
Oh, my God.
She's two miles away.
We have to stop her now.
What?
Okay.
Yeah, I'll be right there.
Hey, do you want to do this collab or no?
What do I do chat because here's the thing a party was supposed to be at two o'clock
And it's about to be three and sin is not even there yet
I might have to just not go to the pool party bro
I'm not going to the gym that's not good content nothing about the gym is fun.
Okay, that's what you guys don't understand nothing about the gym is a genuine enjoyable
experience.
Should I go?
should I go up to the thing I could take the golf cart
I think that's where Jason's going now.
Is Jason going to play security right now or no?
I think he's going to be on the outside.
Yo Chey, you guys want to know what's funny?
I've never seen Devin come like think about this.
about this, there's a guy in this chat right now named Devin, there's a guy named Devin
and he's a grown man who's been crying for 24 hours about spending $3, actually just
think about it, think about it in retrospect, there's a guy in the world named Devin and
instead of worrying about his family or his school or his life or his job, he's crying
on Twitter and in my chat for 24 hours straight, about $3.
Just think about it, bro.
And he crashed his car the other day.
I mean, you just got bad RNG, Devin.
I'm not going to lie.
You just got bad RNG, bro.
You know, this Sidemen video, BANGER!
I'm not going down yet.
Holy banger, bro.
Wait, we hit 1.1 million on the
court channel.
All right, ready?
Wait, is Jason going to stop
Senna or is he just downstairs?
Oh, he's just at the door.
I'm going to be honest.
We have Sophie rain e-day in three hours by the way three hours and the Sophie rain e-date starts
Max Kadar
Wait someone said aren't the people on the e-date gonna be at the party who
Who
Who from the E-Dates gonna be at the party?
Pilot and raw dog.
I thought it ended at five.
Let me check let me check the party for invite the party for invite
Whatever it is it it says yeah, it said two to five when they told me about it
It's gonna start at five well listen bro a pilot a pilot in rod by the one of dubb the e-date. That's fine
There's still like 15 other people. That's only two people jazz only two people
who's yelling Jesus getting who's Jason getting fucked by Heinz commented who's
Who's Heinz?
Who's Heinz?
Who is that?
He's a British streamer?
Heinz Bayans.
Who is Heinz Bayans?
Who is that?
I haven't heard of him.
Stop playing dumb. What am I playing dumb about? I don't know who that is.
Hines Bay Bayans. Stop messaging me. Who the fuck are you, weird guy stalking me?
Yo, Hines Bayans. I'mma be honest, brother. I don't know who you are, dude. I'm not stalking you.
Always names Heinz beans. Oh Heinz like the beans. Oh, okay, okay
Oh look at this message chat
I just got caught a sexual assault in my chat, let's see what that's like.
Oh, brother.
Sinna's coming?
Is Sinna gonna try to force me to go to her party, bro?
Well, be honest, what kind of weak-ass party is this, bro?
Like, nobody's even at the party!
you
you
you
you
you
I
Just don't get it
a pack of gum, literally a pack of gum, one gallon of gas, help
Ginger get a girlfriend, okay
What
Santa
Shut the fuck up
I'm trying to stream trying to work
No God no
Should we send him to lock the door?
Hey, Sina!
Sina!
Sina!
Keep it down!
Keep it down, he's got the work!
Oh my god, Sayi!
Wait, what did he say to you?
He said keep it down.
fucking pissing me off. I'm at work right now trying to work and she wants to be yapping downstairs outside.
I'm trying to work right now. I'm at my job.
Lock your door.
When's the E-day? E-day's at six o'clock. Three hours from now.
So in the next three hours, I'm going to a pool party and coming back.
Your hairline looks extra sharp today yo rums. Why are you dick-sucking me?
What do you want? Why are you dick-sucking?
She's on her way up talk about her giveaway
Okay.
Wait, has Sina been to this house before?
No?
All right, Chad, I have a question.
And this is a question for all the guys in the chat.
I guess all the ladies in the chat can answer it if you have a boyfriend.
What should a guy's toenail size length be?
Like is this a good toenail length?
Fuck.
How do I show you?
How do I show them my toenails?
Check, the bottom of my feet is not disgusting, this is a normal looking bottom of foot.
I have nice feet, by the way.
I'm trying to show you guys my toenails.
Like is this long?
Can you guys see her now?
Did you hear me, nail clippers?
Mods change title to clipping my toenails.
Oh, no, why would he leave the door?
Drew, put her in my room.
Thanks.
Wait, can you like angle the camera down a little bit?
I want them to be able to see my face, too.
Like, Cheddar, are these too long for a guy's toenails?
Actual question.
Are these too long?
Are you a cutlery?
Do I?
Is this actually long?
I don't know.
Someone I'm gonna long your shit.
Why is my pinky toe, like, in a weird, small size tickle?
This is called...
By the way, Chet, you're wondering this right here.
The reason my pinky toes a little off,
this is called athlete's foot.
This is called athlete's foot, okay?
All right, zoom it out a little bit
and just, I want them to be able to see my face
and my toes.
Like that's good, yeah, that's good, yeah, that's good.
Wait, who am I getting a random call from?
Hello?
Excuse me, I don't know if this is on a seven or
Who is this who are you?
Dude, I don't know I don't know who this is bro. How did you get my number? What's your name?
What's your name?
Hines like the beans
I bet I bet I bet you hate your dick
I bet you got a horrible dick
Yeah, I'm Italian yeah, how did you know I'm Italian, but how do you know my name?
No, my name's not Lassie.
Hinds bit.
Hinds beans.
It's Lacey.
Yes.
Yeah.
Like the license.
How did you get my number?
Bro.
Did you just randomly?
Was it like a random friend call number thing?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, bro. Do you want to do the eat it or no?
Okay, wait, I know you have a girlfriend
Uh just just a guess I didn't actually know that it's the little guests
No, I'm not stalking you, bro. I do have a girlfriend. Yeah
Yeah, how do you know my girlfriend's name what the fuck
You're weird, that's Hines, Hines.
Hines like the beans, huh?
Chad, me, I've never talked to this guy before.
I don't know who he is.
It's fucking you, you're a bitch.
Yo, Hines beans, stop fucking stalking me.
That's fucking you, Lassie.
I'm gonna fucking hang up though, you're fucking.
I'm gonna hang up first, fuck you horrible dick.
You have a horrible dick, you have horrible dick.
It's fucking you, you're a bitch, okay.
Never talked to this guy in my life before, bro.
Never talked to Heinz Bains in my life, bro.
Who's Heinz Bains?
You guys met on inside.
Brother, I don't know.
I was not on inside.
I put it on God, I was not on inside.
Huh?
I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm not,
I'm about to cut my nails.
Chat, type, type a W in the chat
for the toenail cutting segment.
This is gonna go on YouTube.
Jinxie calling?
No, he's not.
No, he's not.
All right guys.
So I'm gonna do my YouTube intro, okay?
Yo, what's good YouTube?
Lacey here back with another video.
Today, we have an electric video on the channel.
Today, I will be cutting my toenails.
We get a close up here from Drew.
You can see my toenails are very, very long right now, OK?
They're very long right now.
As you can see, so I will be doing the toenail cutting
segment.
This video is probably going to get a million views so make sure to drop a like, comment, and subscribe to the channel if you want to see more toenail cutting segments.
Let's get into it.
Get a zoom in here to watch this final clip.
So as you guys can see right here, I have started to slowly clip this nail off, okay?
And now...
You got your money to kill her.
You do good.
Check going down by doing this.
Oh, well.
I'm kind of slow.
Come say hi to me.
That actually makes me sad, like genuinely.
I thought she was my friend.
Okay, are you just going to zoom out here?
And just like that, guys, that's how you cut your toenails, okay?
So Drew, get a zoom in on the fresh toenail cut.
Mm-hmm
Very nice now
This is the hard part how do I cut my other?
Come on don't be a Alfred
not cutting your turn on a garlic job
or maybe call up my Jason or something.
That's not me.
Bro, I can't reach to cut them.
Soft.
Fuck, bro.
But I think I gotta zoom in a little bit more
so I gotta get a little extra on this one.
Just chat, see right here?
Kind of a little bit of a hang nail right here
on the edge.
It's kind of like a little bit of a hang nail here.
So I'm gonna try to cut this little corner
Okay, okay, all right, I think that should be good.
All right.
Somehow I have to cut the toenail of my other leg
Sure don't be weird brother you can't be a good friend and cut my nail
You can't be a good friend and cut my nails
Tell me honest, I'm not going to say this fool party
She couldn't even come say hi to me when she pulls up to the house and knows I just had surgery
She just walks in the house doesn't come upstairs doesn't say hi to me doesn't check on me and see how I'm doing
I don't want to go to her party anymore. That's a fake friend. That's a fake friend
Bro, how do I cut my nail?
Drew come on don't be weird
You're we bro, it's not it's just like I'm asking you to jerk me off. It's just nails
It's just nails
I'm not cutting your toe here.
That's so weird.
You guys think Jason will help?
Chad, everybody go to Jason's chat and say Lacey needs help. It's an emergency.
I just completely ruined Jason's chat.
Oh my God.
I just actually fully ruined his, his mods start are banning people.
No, I just fully ruined his, look at that.
I just fully ruined his chat.
Oh my God.
Jason, I need help.
Jason!
I'm not going to do pool party without my toenails cut.
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
What's that?
Do you have another pack? I gotta get my calories in.
So nobody here is gonna be a good friend and help me.
That's actually fucked up.
I'm about to go to a poo party and I can't with with long toenails
That's actually so fucked up like what do I even pay Drew for
What are we gonna pay him for?
Bob, call up Darla then, didn't you?
I'm gonna touch your mask again.
Like, what do I pay you for then if you're not gonna assist me?
You're supposed to be my assistant. You should assist me.
Jason! I need help!
So I just pay you to stream now, that I do?
Bro, bro, bro, what do you, what do you think I'm up for?
You gotta help me, bro.
Bro, he's not here right now.
Okay, well you can tell me, wait till he goes back.
The boop, he's not, the boop party's later.
The boop party's now.
The boop party's over in an hour.
By the time we get there, it's gonna be over.
Brother, I bet if Marcus asks you fucking do it,
I'm gonna suck his dick right after.
Oh, fuck the fuck, it's such a big job, though.
Fuck you, pussy.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
You said it was fucked.
Do you help me?
What?
Do you want me to clap right at you or not?
No, it's okay. You would have to be a bit of a bullshit, man.
Of course I would, dude.
Thank you, bro.
Actually, thank you.
Ma, Jason's in just so we can get a close-up on the telephone.
How are you, Jason?
I was not doing that shit.
I was not doing that shit.
Doug.
Actually, a good friend.
Hi, Lai Rero.
I wouldn't get asked to watch your ass for you, bro.
Well, I'm here for you.
Ew, bro!
I did this one, bro.
Ew, bro!
No, it's fine.
Dude, it's nasty, dude.
No, it's not.
Come on, Jason.
Look at him.
Cut me, cut me.
Get a zoom on this.
Cut me, cut me.
Look at his fucking...
Bro, when's the last scene?
I have nice toes, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
I have nice feet.
This shit dirty as fuck, bro.
I have nice feet.
Dog.
No, you can't just...
You have to grab my foot with one hand and...
You don't have to do anything, bro.
What do you mean?
Dude, this is...
You never cut nails before?
I've cut my own nails.
Okay, so just imagine it was your foot.
I'm not going to ask you to suck my toes.
I just can't physically bend my leg to cut my own toenails.
Alright, bro.
Don't ever say I'm not every human.
Oh, little tickle.
Oh, my God, what are you doing?
Goddamn, your fucking toenails made out of Vibradium!
I feel like, bro, don't your parents want a nail salon?
Do they not?
Bro, I swear I want one, bro.
It's a fucking weirdo, bro.
Oh, I don't know, I'm sleeping in a spare room.
Ah, he's on a nail salon.
Wow.
How is, how is what?
They do.
So if they run a nail, what?
His parents racism.
Like, okay, yeah, bro, no, you just think everything's racist.
His parents own a nail salon.
You guys are stupid.
Now my shit is sharp, bro.
It's not racist if they actually own one.
They do.
Look.
I'm tired of this fucking trying to frame everything as racism, bro.
Like brother I brought Marlin to meet my parents
And they're at a nail salon this is his parents nail salon
So apparently that's not his parents yes, this is
It literally is you guys are a bunch of retards is what you are a bunch of fucking retards
No, I'm tired of this everything gotta be racist framed as racism shit your parents your parents own a nail salon
Okay, but what does that got to do with me so your parents own a nail salon and you grew up with your parents owning a nail salon
You should know how to cut nails
That's not that's a fact it's stating a fact
It's stating a fact my dad owns a polishing shop, so I know how to polish tools know the fuck you don't guess I do
I worked there over the summer. I never learned how to cut nails because my parents cut nails
That's macro. It's not Mac. Yes, it is. No, it's not that's just cope if your parents own a nail salon
and I say, hey, don't your parents own a nail salon.
It's not racism.
It is, bro.
It's not going to come, it's not going to come.
Stop trying to oppress my people.
Trust me, though.
Hey, bro.
We out or what?
I'm trying to cut my nails.
Come on, bro.
Stop with this ball.
Let's just go.
Brother, I'm not going to a pool party without my nails cut.
Trying to get my tools in a pool and shit.
Oh, my god, bro.
I'm trying to get my toes in the pool.
Come on, bro.
Little gusher.
Come on, bro.
Let's go.
Right now?
Yeah.
Let's take the cyber.
Come on, let's take the cyber-sy.
We'll bring out a wheelchair or a sparking plug?
Wheelchair for sure.
We want a pillow.
All over the ground.
We want a pillow for it.
You left me.
You made a total larger.
Jason.
OK, OK, I'll fix that.
It's fine.
It's fine I can do it.
Dude, dude.
You're fucking right.
They seem to look like the bell just rang
on the last day of school.
Okay, all right, I'm ready.
I'm ready, bro.
All right, come on, we out.
Here's no pool party, it's a frat party.
What?
No, it's a frat-stained pool party.
How the fuck is a shackles a-none?
It's a frat party now?
Is anybody outside at the party?
No, they're going right now, bro.
See?
Look at the pool, bro.
That's good.
Ah!
We got a good sponsor for Nick, we got a good one for Nick.
Oh, look at that.
Ooh, holy ratio.
She look like a party for a fucking,
she look like a party for a fucking,
Should kind of look like a party for the multi years
She kind of look like she kind of look like maybe ratings in a part that's more lit
She kind of look like stano snaps
She kind of look like they know
They look like they know snap that I've already heard it. I heard the Thanos when he snapped real happy people
I can't hear the secure, oh I get it, okay, okay.
Bro, but you know what, bro, it doesn't really matter,
because we make the party good.
Okay, yeah, you're right, I'm just waiting for it.
Everybody check in the streams to be like,
oh, is it popping yet?
Oh, is it people yet?
Bro, when the chord boys pull up, everybody pull up.
Everybody pull up.
Tax, tax, not tax.
Holy fuck, bro, holy fuck.
Hi, bro, let's go, man.
I feel like I shouldn't wear a long shirt. Should I go change to a short sleeve?
You should go a tank top on it, bro.
Um, I can't do that yet.
Yeah, but until January 1st, my body, uh, transfusion is coming.
What the fuck is hung up on a backpack?
Take a tank off?
Do I go Lauren's bag or go your bag?
No, I'm just giving you a second.
Do I go, do I go Lauren's bag?
Lauren's really actually more unique.
Sometimes that designer does not equal more sweat
Well, I can't come in where's cocoa
Yep, you have to cover the screen. I can't show my body until January 1st
Oh, you say hi to the chat?
If I got to put a pimple patch on?
I said I'd bring COVID to the party.
I'm not bringing it.
I'm not throwing the fool?
That was speedy.
That was speedy.
Oh, my generational fizz.
Chad, is my fit good for the party? For the whole party or no?
Ooh, dude.
Is my fit cop, Chad?
Maybe we're some slides? Huh? Some slides?
Like some beach slides, you think?
Yeah, the Brzezibalancy ones.
Wait, what ones?
All you mean the black ones?
Well, cologne on them?
It's not on a little bit?
Pull up smelling good?
Got my pimple patches on?
Coco?
Coco?
Wait, you check to see if the black ones are there?
Whatever they'd be, over here?
Yep.
Yes you do.
Right here.
Oh, what the fuck, yo.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, Coco, Coco.
Sit.
Good fucking girl.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Oh!
Go, go, come here.
Come here.
Here, come here.
Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here.
Here, here, here, here, here, here.
Go, go, go.
All right, come on.
Come here.
Hey, buddy.
Yeah, little pups are new.
Thank you.
Sorry.
Can I have that dog?
It's funny.
I said you're running to a party.
I'm down, bro.
I'm not gonna go.
Oh, don't be lame.
We should do swimming lessons with Coco.
Yes.
Do you want to drink Coco to the pool party?
Bro.
Coco, you want to go to the party?
Look at here.
Three, six, five.
Oh my gosh.
You want to see that?
Coco, you want to go to the party?
Oh my god.
You want to go to the party?
Oh my god.
Fuck, let's bring Coco to the party, bro.
Whatever.
Thank you.
Coco, come on.
That's a method too.
I ain't going alone.
Coco, come on.
You're coming to the party with us.
As long as Darla doesn't find out.
Should I put her in the backpack?
Oh, wait.
In the backpack.
I can just carry it on my wheelchair too low.
Yeah, that's my dog.
Wait, are you sure about this?
What?
You need a cocoa?
Oh my god.
Can you hold me, bro?
What?
No, no, she has not rockets.
She has allergies.
No, she just dripped on me, bro.
It's okay.
It's okay.
She has allergies.
It's okay, Coco.
Do we have a leash?
Make sure to bring a leash.
Oh, she's a good listener.
Run, you have a leash.
Hell no, she shouldn't get lost.
Run, you have a leash.
Run, you have a leash.
No, what if the music is too loud?
Bro, no, no.
He's ruining my beat.
No, it's fine.
She's not.
Is there a leash in here?
Bring a library.
What do you call a leaker?
There is a leash underneath.
I'll give you a clue.
I'll give you a clue.
I'll give you a clue.
I'll give you a clue.
I'll give you a clue.
I'll give you a clue.
There is a leash underneath.
Coco can be here.
She's gonna be lonely all day.
What is here?
Chad, do I bring Coco? Yes or no?
Chad, do I want my asses or no?
Coco, do you want to go to the party? Do you want to go?
Oh, oh shit.
No, Chad said I can't wipe my ass.
Hey, stop licking my toes. Hey!
Alright, Coco, you're gonna stay here, okay?
Hey, Coco, come here.
Ooh!
Coco, sit. Coco, sit.
Roll over.
Can't say, can't say, can't say, can't say.
She knows Pop. Pop, Pop, Pop.
Sorry, sit first.
Sit. Pop. Sit. Sit. Pop.
Hey!
Good job, Coco!
Stop licking my toes all right cove you're gonna see here while I go party and have a blast okay
There's a lot of there's a depth call me
What's up a deck?
You got to stop calling me and asking if I need something
Everybody get a little room you trying to go to the pool party at it
I can't see my fucking face, but I have fucking steel under
Like like earbuds
Yeah, they're on my desk they blew up wait, yeah in my showroom
I bet
Do I bring cocoa?
Yeah, it's looking garlily mad.
Okay, cocoa doesn't get out much anyway.
This is good for her.
who's gonna push me around while I hold her at the party though she has never
my swimming either it's a pool party well first time for everything yeah but I
can't let her go naked where's your little outpage I don't think it's a
sweater where's your sweater Cocoa where's your where's your sweater Cocoa
you really want to go to the pool party you really want to yeah
hey bite my crutch
you really want to go to the pool party Coco
it's too hot out for her. Oh she's a dog. Lacey remember the petting zoo hate farm
imagine taking a dog to a party
It's too hot. All right. Coco, you're gonna stay here in the air conditioning. Okay. Come on
This is you have like what apple give us the different ones that we're going here. Oh, no
Coco come on
Coco, hey, hey, wait for me, hey.
Coco, come here.
Coco, wait for me here, Coco, hey, sit, okay, you can't stay, Coco, I'm going to sit,
Coco, I have to go to that step with my crutches.
Don't ask.
I can't go down the step with you there.
Oh, come here.
Oh.
I gotta go down. Good. Nice.
Coco!
Coco?
Where's he going?
Where's he going?
Three pissing on Martin's couch.
The militia is in the car?
Yeah, sure.
Coco, you ready to go to the party?
Ready to go to the party?
Come on.
Come on Coco.
Come on.
Let's go.
Where is she?
Coco, you don't tell your mom, okay?
You don't tell your mom that you're going to a frat party.
You ever had alcohol?
You want alcohol? You want some alcohol?
You trying to get drunk? You trying to get drunk?
Come on. Come on.
Cocoa hey
Go up Cocoa go
Yeah, okay, you go up
Go go go you got it you got it girl you got it girl nice Cocoa
Okay, take these two
Oh, I don't see it, okay.
Move your bitch ass.
I should pray FaceTime Nick and airsina
Yo Nick yo, bro listen I was thinking about pulling up to the party is it okay if I bring my friend Coco
Oh, it's my friend. Thank you, bro.
So I can bring my friend Coco, Nick?
All right. So you swear to God you got Coco?
All right. Sounds good. Thank you.
Thank you
Dog literally
Bro, why is Coco here?
Well, what if Coco like gets lost and in like somebody eats her
Somebody
Dude
Should I have true go run and grab the leash real quick?
Yes, true. Well run and grab the leash really quick. It's under the circular table in my in my bedroom
Equip the all later
Okay, you've been waiting to go to a party, huh?
You've been waiting to go to a party, huh?
Where like a scum go to a party, huh? You've been waiting to go to a party, huh?
Oh, yeah, I like it like the iron face
Jack Coco's never been to a party look how excited she is
This Coco's this this Coco still get like this Coco still get periods. Yeah
She's gonna love this party grandma
I don't know how we found a yellow Shai-Steep.
I didn't know he's insistent there, it was kinda hard.
Come on, is your hurry up?
Oh, I gotta put the address in anyways, actually.
It's pretty close.
Flathead?
That's why I go backwards.
That's why I keep coming off like that.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, there's two! Look!
Wait, Jason, what's one is it actually?
Because one's ten minutes away and the other one's farther.
Sure, which one is it?
There's two.
Look.
There's one in Woodland Village.
Whoa.
Alright, man.
I'm gonna test it at your check.
Is this one?
Yeah, why?
I'll send you the address.
What happened?
The dog is sick every day.
Again?
It's fine.
I already know.
Wait, what?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
Why is this a group chat that I'm not in?
No, I'm not in a group chat.
Guys, that's it.
You mean you go cook-cook?
Wait, see, I just sent you a letter.
Okay.
Oh, fuck.
Shun.
Every day.
Very good.
Shun, bro.
Shun.
I think I'll go ski off.
Go for now.
Definitely take the ski off right now, J.
Huh?
She goes go-cap with me.
You guys all right?
The go-cap is nice.
Are you lying on me?
Oh, it looks nice.
Chat, she doesn't eat food.
She eats twice a day.
She already ate breakfast.
She won't eat till like 10 p.m. tonight.
And I'm only going to be there for like 30 minutes.
I'm literally just going to show face.
Wait, why?
I have something planned at six.
So you got to get a uber back Jay unless you want to take the me back right now so you have a car back
But last time I saw the party was pretty shit a little like stay no snap
It looked like
They know snap at the party get a little pressure for cocoa real quick
I'm gonna open to the stream by the sea
Bro, it should look like they know snapped dog
She'll like they know snap, dude. Oh
Oh
Anybody got a portable charger
Yeah
Well, you're here
Should I say hello just to show like
Well, I'm not gonna try body and fucking full suspicion. I'm gonna say like
How you doing good to see you guys hey guys
Brayden's calling me yo Brayden, what's up, bro?
Yeah
I'm not bringing I'm not bringing a dog. No
Wait the dogs there
Oh my god, wait, he's at the party right now. Wait, he's got a meat cocoa
Yes, and she's she's not she's not a spade either
Okay. Well I'm a little protective, I'm a little protective, so if he starts trying to fuck, it's gonna be a problem, but...
What is your tip top, dude? Just to do it?
100%
Alright, back!
Alright, perfect! Peace!
Come on, come on, come ooooon!
Hey puppy, hey puppy, who's a good puppy?
Chad, I am wearing my seatbelt, you idiots!
Oh, put on the seatbelt, boys.
Oh god, damn, where are all the bags this for?
Get a little music on here.
Yo, is this a signed Colby jersey?
No, no, no, it's Kareem.
Oh, Kareem? You got a signed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar jersey?
Yup.
What? How?
Um, I pulled it out of like one of the packs.
Packs?
You know how you get like cards?
You can get, uh, like signed Jersey Pat boxes too
Where they come to the Jersey and it's a surrender player.
I'm talking about the backdrop.
No, like if you go to like a car store.
Oh.
Like if you go to a car store, they have like sign balls in the back of your car, bro.
Um, I don't know.
How are you driving right now?
I'm not.
It's actually the best car to have when you're like, uh, safe.
Wait till I get my handicap sticker.
Valid for 12 months.
Are you actually getting that?
Yeah, that's actually part
It's fake should be framed. Yeah, how did I do a jabar jerseys?
It's definitely not fake it literally has the fanatics like
Certification on this has a fanatic sir, but it's just sitting back here, dude
Yeah, I know because I got it in fuck where I wasn't I think Texas when I got it so
Bro you got an Edwing Jersey sign
you got a you got a wing Jersey some e-wings Jersey yeah there's another one
in there so here's more
I played with a wing on 2k it's you it's Patrick you ain't stop licking the
stereo what are you doing go go stop licking shit
Oh shit wait, it's a Irving jersey.
Yeah, Dr. J.
Bro, I don't know this Irving, the only Irving I know is Kyrie.
It's Julius Irving, Dr. J.
Oh, Julius Irving.
Yeah, so basically, basically I was trying to chase a Cooper flag to sign Jersey, but
I couldn't get it and I just pulled all that.
Those are $800 a box when you buy them.
Doug, you got a mad loop back here.
You want to know it's crazy I DM'd Cooper flag and I was like yo, I pull the rookie
Superfactor card of you next time next time I see you when you sign it. He was like, yeah for sure, bro
And I got you in a jersey. No, no, no, bro, bro. I swear go cool flag. Yes
Do you have his number no just
So Chad I'm gonna get my my my Cooper flag rookie superfractor autoed by him
That's actually fun
Shut up
She like bro
Whenever you free, and if you're ever in LA, bro, we gotta wait
Yeah
You know where I saw Matt. I saw him at obviously the Sidemen thing
The the charity match practice and then I also saw him the next morning. I was he was at the golf range
Like I would we had a full like I saw him at the golf range golfing. I didn't know he golfed
Ask about players with his brother like normal human beings, too
You gotta think like everybody's a normal human being
They don't even know you at UTA dog
I showed up to UT Arlington brother the school would get shut down and you want to know what sucks even more
J what he was he was down to because I was gonna do a golf channel and he was gonna be in like
on one of the video whatever happened to that series I got surgery yeah I was
gonna be my second hey back Monday I was gonna be my second one chat I can tell
you guys the guests now the first video was gonna be I think it's gonna be
March on Lynch right yeah the first one was gonna be March on Lynch and then
the second one was gonna be Cooper flag but then I had to get surgery not
I'm not even a Maverick fan, bro.
Hang on, that's far though.
Are you resuming the golf cart series?
Yeah, when I can golf.
Uh-oh, why is Coco sleeping?
Coco?
She's falling asleep in my lap.
Can I touch Coco?
Uh, you wanna hold her?
Okay.
You gotta hold her like a baby, though.
Like you gotta hold her like this and scratch her belly.
Here, go see Jason.
Come here, Coco!
Whoa!
Oh, Coco!
Coco, you little monster!
Oh, you ugly monster!
You little puppy!
Like this? Like this? Am I doing it right?
Uh, yeah.
I don't know, come on, come on.
I'm trying to crit over her.
Jalario, say it, don't do it.
I take a baby. My name is Coco. I take a baby.
I'm together, I take a baby.
I like what I hear. It's so cute.
Yeah, I don't know what?
It's so cute.
We better go to a party, we better get headla-drunk, have shots, jump it in the pool, run it around.
It's better be a movie!
At least he bucks with me, man.
What?
At least he bucks with me, man.
Who got me to get here?
I think she wants you back.
Hey, it's free. Let's see where she goes.
Uh oh.
What?
Garla just said, I'm gonna beat your ass Nicholas Darrell Fosco.
She said the-
Your real name is Darrell?
What the fuck?
I don't know how you-
What the fuck you mean?
Dude, what the fuck?
I don't know how I need you.
I don't know how I want to get on y'all head.
What the fuck?
Yo, I'm dead.
What the fuck?
I never knew that.
Darrell, son.
It's my middle name.
My great grandpa's name well that's how it works. Oh my god your middle name you equip your great grandpa's name
What's your middle name here here here here. Would you have a middle name Jay? I do it's time
Time Jason time to win
what why are you why'd you go silent huh it's tan tan jason tan win well then
classic tongue no not tongue tongue so like tongue yeah tongue tongue tongue no
jason tan jason tongue win what the fuck happened to that no what happened
to the the sign
What is she doing?
Oh, you decided to go to the party you said you're gonna get drunk
What are you there, son? Bro, what are you talking about, dude?
Coco, we're gonna go take shots. You think it's gonna be a bowl of water? It's gonna be a bowl of tequila.
We see if you can ride it, ride it!
I'll come in the Diva song, and hit it like...
Dude, a D-I-V-A-Diva part.
That's my favorite part.
D-I-V-A-Diva.
It does. It does.
It does.
Oh, copyrighted.
Hey!
Couldn't clear it.
Stop doing that. Stop licking shit.
Okay, there better be a driveway bro
Long-ass car right brother, it's not even has a bit ten minutes. We're here. We're here. I'm skiing up boys
How'd I get it? Oh
Shit we hear I think
Right
Definitely. Alright. Hold on a little. Is that a cop car?
Bro, you got a secure shit. You got to get these jerseys in the house, bro.
Is it hard?
Can I go right there?
Recognize, bro.
Can I go right there?
Sideways?
You got the parallel, baby, bro.
I'm about to parallel this, bitch.
Yo, if you could parallel this.
bitch you should hit the cop
hey bro this is easy parks I'm not a parallel parking his bitch
I could have done this in my sleep
hold on it's kind of hard of the dog on my lap here
Thank you, bro, all right, Coco, you ready to go to the party party.
She's excited. Oh, she's excited. Oh, she's excited to go to the party
Coco you ever done a cake?
I see I in my wheelchair
Jason, can you grab his wheelchair off the front?
You ready to go to the party, Coco?
Ready to go to the party? You excited to go to the party?
I don't think you're mad at me.
I like to hug.
Jason, can you get my wheelchair?
No.
Where'd you go?
No.
Are you ready to go on the cakes in?
Hell yeah.
She loves parties.
She's a party dog.
She likes getting laid.
She drinks the key like set of water.
Chill.
How many people are out here about?
Like 20.
A lot
You got this lacy
Don't me a lot your cocoa. Oh careful. The leashes the leashes getting heavy on our neck
What are you walking?
I don't know. That's one of the fancy leeches.
How's that cocoa?
It's just dangling like a chain.
Wait, Drew, hold her up while I get in the wheelchair.
Who's throwing it? I don't know.
Put her on the ground.
I'm not gonna throw her on the ground.
I'm not safe to throw her.
Throw cocoa on the ground and punch her?
Yes.
Wait, I gotta go on a swing here.
Let me check. Let me check.
Okay, wait.
Why is it like that?
Okay.
You're gonna hit your ankle, no?
Uh, maybe. Coco, come here.
You don't want to pull up?
Why are you on the cover here?
You don't want to pull up?
Uh, no, I think I'm good.
There's like a step that we gotta go up.
A step?
Oh, no.
Okay.
Hey, guys.
What are you guys doing?
Yeah, ready to party
You guys are more welcome to come and party
Jason Jason what we gonna do here my trip is the same address as tar young's party
Same exact one
Bro they talk about barbecue a cold listen you could do this okay, you tilt me back a little bit
or my rivals. Be careful. Can you get it up? Put it in reverse Terry. Can you get it up Terry?
Push it, push it, push it. Yeah, push me. Nice. Nice. Okay. The real party's arrived. Oh, it's
loud music.
That's us.
Hold up, let's go to the party.
Wait, where's Brady to go?
To the left, go to the left, go to the left, go to the left.
Hey, I'm still waiting on 15.
What?
15 hundred?
Yeah.
But I don't think it's...
Do I own 15 hundred?
To the back.
Where's Brady?
Here, here, here.
Is he in there?
Yeah.
I don't like it in here, Jay.
I don't like it in here.
It's risky here.
I don't like it in here.
It's risky, bro.
This is bad.
Like, bro, the geometry is not good.
I don't like it in here.
The geometry is not letting us in here.
Oh!
You're still just coming from the ground.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Can you just watch out for the wall?
Nah, just watch out for the wall.
Do me.
Do you want to hit it?
It's like circumference is too big, it's too small.
The diameter is too big.
You gotta figure it out.
I'm going to go right out there in a minute.
Bro, no, it's too big, bro.
Bro, no, it's too big, bro.
It's too big, it's hot.
It's too big.
Oh, oh, listen.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, listen.
No, he's not listening to me.
Oh, fuck this shit. How do we do this shit?
You gotta leave me, buddy.
Oh, never, bro.
Bro, you gotta have to hop.
I can't hop.
Oh, why? I don't know how to hold it.
I mean, listen to me.
Lacey, go!
Where did he go?
LIT-JAH-HOP!
Oh, I can't fit through the door.
Yeah, you got a nice little room here, huh?
Yeah.
Damn.
Coco, come here, let me take that off.
Hey.
Coco, come here, let me take it off.
Coco, come here.
Yeah
Chet, it's Coco's first part you know brainage you might be a little nervous. Oh, she peas her shits, you know
Nah, it's all good. I just have to run and sing it up when she gets here.
Okay, that's so good.
So I told her I was bringing my friend Coco, but I didn't specify that it was a dog.
Oh, he probably had like some drillers on there.
Coco, Coco.
Coco.
Look, she's dancing!
Oh, look, I see this in my dog.
That's your dog?
Hey!
They're gonna make beautiful babies.
That's actually a cute dog.
I did not say no coke was chewed.
Dan, how's your leg doing Lacey?
I got Jason pushing me around and shit not being able to get me through doors.
Bro, this is always narrow.
He's kind of an arrow hole man.
He's in here all the way down.
I mean don't let Coco go out this way if you want to go to the backyard, it's easier to get out of here.
Wait, is he in Texas?
Yeah.
Should we go outside?
So if we move that suitcase I can just roam right out?
Yeah, you can.
Oh my God, I need that then.
Okay, let's go.
Is he doing it on the floor?
Okay.
Coco, go ahead.
Coco, you ready to go outside?
Bro, it looks like Thanos' snack, what the fuck?
Oh, that looks like Thanos' snack.
Wait, what the fuck is that?
Come here.
Come here.
Oh, damn.
Hey, Coco.
Coco, here.
Coco, here.
Coco, here.
Coco, here.
Hey, Coco.
Coco, here.
Coco, come.
Get your bag on, kid.
Yeah, bro.
I'm glad I, like, need more of a serving.
Y'all, to be honest, you probably can't get out of here.
What do you mean?
I told you it was live.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why not?
Oh, there's like a thing on the ground.
What is that? Is it a monitor? Is it solid? What is it?
Oh, it's a...
Forge!
You got two more backs. You speed, you speed, you speed.
The party has arrived!
What the fuck is that?
This is cocoa!
What is this?
I hate men who wear sandals!
I thought it was your first kid to take care of your car.
What's up, fucking Jason?
What do you like her?
You like her?
I like her.
I like her.
We live!
We live!
We live!
We live!
Hey, boys!
What are you doing, man?
You know what kids say?
Hey, me Coco!
My friend and I ride.
Is he your friend, Coco?
Yes, Coco.
We should thank him so much.
I'm really excited.
I'm gonna do a relationship shoot.
Woo-hoo!
What happened to your other leg?
My leg?
Yeah.
How's that?
How's that?
How are you looking at him like that?
It's a hard first ball, second ball.
No, I click on the string, you're literally in the back seat and you're like this on the top.
Like, what?
You guys wanna try some Persian?
Yeah!
Come on, let's go.
Wanna try some Persian?
Sure, let's do it.
That's my step stone.
Walk through the front.
How are you feeling?
I'm alright.
Wow, it's good.
It's swollen.
Yeah, it's a little like dandos now.
Casey! Hey! How are you?
Hey, how are you?
Casey!
Oh, fuck.
What about you sitting here? What about you sitting here?
Where should we lift his ass up?
Lift his ass up?
What do you mean lift me up?
Lift me up!
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
Oh, man, transportation!
Thanks, guys!
When you have three bucks, man, carry you. You can go anywhere.
Oh, go and get some food?
Should we go for food?
Wait, do you have any chicken with no seasoning?
What?
This is perfect, buddy.
Oh, kabobs, I fuck with kebabs.
Of course you want a kebob.
Today's sandwiches made by Chef Cheyenne.
The best person to chef in LA.
Is this healthy?
Very healthy.
The bread's a little bit carbs, but it's all protein.
Thank you.
I'll go with what I got.
Good girl.
Good girl.
I'm trying to look up.
Mmm.
Good?
Mmm-hmm.
Where's your food?
Best food, man.
All right.
Mmm, this is good, bro.
Hey, Shion.
Yeah?
Can you cut?
I got chicken.
Can you give me a piece of chicken?
Thank you, mom.
Yes, I will.
Can I eat the chicken right here?
Wow.
This is amazing, Shion.
Check, darling doesn't like when I always get allergic to chickens.
You made this one?
You made this one?
No, no.
You want more chicken or not?
That's good.
Thank you.
Thank you, dad.
What up, dad?
Check, can she eat beef?
Can I give her a little piece of beef or no?
No, no, no.
Season is bad.
There's onions in here.
What happened to the doggies on him?
I got you toxic.
It's like giving him a crate, yeah.
Wait, beef's bad for dogs?
What about, what about, what about, what about tomato?
They have chicken, they have. You want to give them some chicken?
She's a dirty chicken.
That's chicken.
Is she vegan too?
Don't ballish around, bro.
Don't ballish around, bro. You're good.
Checking the dog eat a tomato?
I wouldn't.
Um, hey, hey, Grock.
Hey, Grock, can I give my shitsu a little piece of tomato or cucumber?
Hey, a little cucumber is free. It's mostly water.
Oh, I can give her a cucumber!
Wait, it's a...Grock said I can give her a cucumber.
You want a cucumber?
Look, look, it's a little, a little tiny piece.
Oh, we got, we got a cucumber.
We want a cucumber, Coco.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Sit, look.
Good, is that good?
Is that good, Coco?
You want more?
You like that?
Is that good?
Ready? Wait. Wait. Okay. Good job.
Alright. One more little piece, Coco. Good. Is that good? Okay. All done now. All done.
Chad Braden's bringing his boy dog, but I don't know how I'm going to get back down there.
Chad, look how much fun she's having at the party.
Coco's her dancing.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Going to the Jula Buster APU.
Really right on my knee, Coco?
You're not getting any of the chicken.
Oh, God.
Oh, no, I didn't think it's still.
Hold on.
I'm backing up. I'm backing up.
Oh, no, how do I get down?
Cocoa stay, Cocoa stay, Cocoa stay, Cocoa stay.
Hey, hey, hey!
There's fire here!
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh, my God!
Whoa!
Guys, stop, guys!
Please stop the violence!
This is a movie.
Oh my god.
Cocoa.
Cocoa.
Yes.
Wait, they're all shamed.
No fucking way!
No one's gonna put in!
No, but you're jacked!
Holy shit!
My Rolex!
Wait, Sarah, I hope you didn't get water inside the Rolex.
Actually?
Water inside my Rolex?
I had to take it to them.
It took like nine months to fix.
You don't have a Rolex!
Hey guys, what happened?
Last time I got water in my Rolex,
You got him out of fear monger her watches. Wait, let me see let me see if there's water inside. It's not waterproof
This is like airway, are you dry?
It's mine
four other people. Hey Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, can you help me put it on this one now?
Wait, we need one more person.
Five, please stop.
Listen, you three can do this.
You three can do this.
Grab her to the wheel, three, two, one.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
The dog has you.
The dog has you.
She goes like eight pounds.
I got a station setup over there.
Oh, my bad.
That's theory.
Hey, she look like Thanos now.
No fucking dogs, have you had shit?
Hey, Sina!
Hi, ladies!
Hey, we are, hey!
She didn't come say hi to me!
Motherfucker, okay?
It's already, not this already.
Knock this already, knock this already.
I'm not even a fucking girl, fuck it, man!
It's not even the 23rd yet!
I'm so excited to be your caretaker.
Oh, I'm so excited for you to be my caretaker, too.
That'd be really good, man.
You're neat.
Yeah, you know, you have to do like,
you have to push it out, I like the metaphysic.
Like what?
Yeah, you have to push the fluid out of this part of the body.
You didn't tell me that!
Yeah, because look, see how much fluid's here?
You have to push it all out.
Are you sure it's not just a back in your leg?
No, it's not just a back.
Are you sure?
Yes.
You know a lot about your leg.
No, I don't.
I have a lot of muscle.
I don't know if that's true.
That's chelky, chelky, whoa.
Hey, whoa.
Yo.
Oh, it's not as hot.
Can you open that door, Santa, please?
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
You want to be in the dance floor?
You know so crazy how you got these socks back in your face.
Oh, yeah.
Get you some water.
Look at the ladder right now.
Oh, Jesus, where you going?
That way, through that door, through that door.
Yes, sir.
Oh my god, my favorite game, bro.
No, I don't care, I don't want to go inside.
He's in a no way.
You better drink.
You're not drinking.
What is this?
What is this?
This is my hub.
This is my hub.
Hey, Jason, you're going to have to live here over here.
You're a hub.
You're a hub.
Come on, you got this, bro.
You claim a rule?
Yes.
This is the greatest rule.
You got this, bro.
Oh
This is my store to see for me
Let's just yell if you need me, okay?
Open it back.
Mmm.
Mmm, nice little gummy worms there, Jack.
Not a bad shell, huh?
Need some water?
Hey, Nick!
Nick!
We're gonna get some water.
Over there?
Oh god.
How am I going to get over there with Coco?
How am I going to get over there with Coco?
Or do I just leave Coco in here?
But is that r-
Who has aura?
Yo, what is he doing bro?
Like what is he doing?
Why else ain't you, I look better than Marlene.
How did Marlene get his abs back in less than a month?
That's just God genetics.
How did he get his abs back that quick?
Go back, we want to see him with his shirt off.
Yo, I will dead take my shirt off right now, start showing off my body.
I'll dead, yo, I will mug his shit right now.
I'm not really gonna have to mortgage it.
Wait, he ended my stream.
He says I'm not even alive.
Surprise start, heading back for the E-Day, yeah?
Surprise start heading back for the E-Day chat, right?
Maybe stop for a little bite of meat on the way back.
Nah.
A pup cut?
A little ice cream pup cut,
but Darla said not to give her people food ever.
It's whipped cream.
What's Braden? Should I?
Braden has a dog coming.
Braden! Braden!
Cam! Cam!
Braden!
like I can't do anything myself well I can't I literally can't do anything myself
Hey, can you grab me a water bottle?
For cocoa?
Yeah.
For bitey chance?
Thank you, Rob.
No, of course.
I haven't had any bad news.
I haven't had any bad news.
She ate all your gummy worms.
Say, wallah, she used to the gummy worms my grandma gave me before she passed away.
I was saving them she ate the last they're like for her she didn't want my grandma even
before she fucking died I know I'm sorry but I left her like oh go what the fuck oh she
make her dough up make her dough up go go dough up go we got we got a pump her stomach
I ate them gross huh I ate them you ate my grandma's gummy worms that she died and
before she died I waited till today to eat them I didn't get to have any this
was full what the fuck is wrong with you brothers my this is my eat this is my
set up you're just coming you're eating my shit I should I shouldn't eat them
and your stars on your pimples and you died your hair blonde what are you
turning it to Lacey what the fuck hey first off what the fuck you'll
Coco I'm sorry for getting bad
Her name was grandma I never called her granny
Yeah, she's dead
Age old age her fucking time right now bro. That's how you died
She knows my favorite snack growing up every every little little coming work
I'm saying this is my favorite brand to the seven other one. I like the trolly shit
I'll extend the other one.
This is a one-of-one fucking pack, too, bro.
This is a special one.
With the lemons on it and the strawberries.
You're gonna spit on my grandma's grave?
What is that gonna do to not eat the dirt?
I'm gonna get sick and fucking throw up.
I'm gonna get worms on my stomach.
Real worms, not gummy worms.
Fucking asshole.
You know your dad's an asshole. He's a fucking asshole.
He's giving me a little bit of a cute misgram.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want a water first. Thank you.
Thank you. Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to get in the water.
He ate my fucking grandma's gummy worms, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck your grandma.
That shit's worth good as hell.
I'm glad I ate the last tooth. What?
Okay, I'm joking. I'm joking.
Obviously, I'm joking.
Obviously, I'm kidding.
Recipes to your granny.
Recipes to my grandma, at least.
Don't cry. Don't cry, granny.
I'm not bringing it.
Wait a minute.
Okay.
No, no, no.
Rest of your sugar.
I'm gonna get you to go to work.
I'm gonna go to her grave.
I'm gonna rub it in the dirt.
Yeah, rub my girls' feet and look down at me.
I'm gonna bring her back to life, bro.
I'm gonna get you to work.
It's gonna bring her back to fucking life.
Piece of shit.
Fucking asshole.
Is that good, Coco?
Is that good water, Coco?
Is that good water?
Nice and cold, huh?
I feel it nice and cold dripping down my fucking leg.
Oh, wow.
Really getting your tongue all in there, huh?
Is that good water nice and cold, huh?
I feel it nice and cold dripping down my fucking leg.
Oh wow, really getting your tongue all in there, huh?
You done?
Well, she does not-
That's good.
Is that good water, huh?
You shi-you look like you drank a lot!
What? No, God, no, ew.
Pilot just got to the pool party.
Brother, he's supposed to be on an eating hour and a half.
You're going to get cancelled for giving a dog water out of a bottle.
Oh, hey Lana!
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Coco?
Maybe, friendly.
Hi?
Wait, does he like to play because she gets really energetic around other dogs?
Oh, yeah, maybe? Yeah.
Let me just, uh, let me start breathing.
Okay.
Oh my God, her heart, why are they out through the sacs like that?
She likes to fly.
Coco, we got you a friend!
We got you a friend!
We got you a friend!
What is she doing that you're on cocoa duty?
Hmm?
What is she doing that you're on cocoa duty?
I like she's done.
Oh my God.
Who's that Coco?
Oh my God.
Lookit.
Lookit.
Lookit.
Who is it?
Who?
Oh.
Oh my God let them kiss.
Say hi Coco.
Hi.
oh my god they're so friendly should we let them go on the ground
okay
maybe it's okay you can crack
maybe it's with balloons
it's not for me they're making them scared maybe it's okay
oh Coco just wants to play oh no oh no
Maybe it's ok. Hey, why should it be a backpack on you?
Why is it in those underneath it?
Hey, you can't kill me.
Awww.
It's been me at school, wait for some more.
Who's a little dude?
She's trying to get...
No, she's trying to get cracked.
Who goes dolling it as hell?
It's ok, baby. It's ok.
It's ok. It's ok.
It wasn't the problem.
It's not. It's ok.
I know. It's ok. It's ok.
Look at the f***ing friends!
Hey friend, what if they give me oof, ma'am, share a treat and they eat it all the way to the end and kiss?
You wanna have our dogs the boys like one again?
They even eat the trend.
They even show Kyo what you wanna eat him.
She said it's dick.
Get me the back!
What the f*** are you saying?
It's cute, bro.
You're gonna eat my dog?
It's a cute dog.
You're gonna eat him?
I'm not gonna eat him physically, figuratively, bro.
Okay, that's cute.
Don't f***ing scare me like that, bro.
I'm gonna ask Kyo.
I'm gonna say you're gonna eat my dog, bro.
I can't just start sniffing dick and expecting to want you.
Oh, if anybody can take the backpack off, it'll be less scary.
I see the backpack. What is he, what is in the backpack?
He got a 2-pack.
He got a 2-pack.
He just came back from school.
He actually wears a backpack?
Yeah, he came back from school.
Okay, what do I mean?
Oh, okay.
Alright, alright, alright.
Cocoa set.
Alright, alright, alright.
Why is, uh...
Why did he make Cocoa set?
Why is Navey's tail all the way between us, Navey?
Navey.
Navey.
Bro, Navey not gonna fuck, bro.
You know why I think Cocoa chop.
Bro, Cocoa chop!
Cocoa chop!
You was just talking about eating her in the car!
Nah, bro.
It's not like maybe some fuck is in her, bro.
It's not like you're putting his dick in that.
Man!
Maybe got a bougie dick.
Who are you?
Jason, you're a liar.
You were just talking about eating cocoa in the car.
Now you're saying she's soft.
Bro, what?
It doesn't sound like we're going to eat her in a color of chocolate.
Why is he so scared?
I don't know.
Maybe he's scared of the girl.
He used to be in a round with the dogs.
Nah, he's the host of Nemo, the guy.
Wait, maybe you might be gay. Oh my god
I think there's so many people
Maybe you like you like you like boys. Okay. No one goes for boys
She's so sweet. Like, what does this have to do with it?
Yeah, they're like the same size too. Like, they can have a baby.
Coco, you tried to get with Milo and he was too big, so now you got someone your own size.
Wait, Milo tried to crack?
No, she's the one that tries to crack.
Milo is trying to crack everything.
Milo is trying to fuck everything.
She's trying to crack everything.
She's trying to crack everything.
She's trying to crack everything.
Milo trying to crack everything.
Milo is trying to fuck everything.
What is it Milo? Golden Retriever?
Yeah. Oh my god I remember that!
I remember the thunder, bro.
You should have taken it.
If we had an email here you'd probably go and stick them over.
Go for it.
I want to get a dog's name.
Her name, her like cookie or something.
Cookie?
Like, a snack that tastes good.
Maybe it's okay.
Cookie.
Cookie.
No, Cookie.
Not okay?
Okay.
I think he's so scared of you.
Bro, bro.
Coco, you can't crack that in the last dog.
Haha.
Ugh.
I don't know the same sauce.
I just killed him with that.
Coco, sometimes you gotta take the clean.
He doesn't want you.
He doesn't want you.
Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco!
He's gonna get the bowl.
He wants to go swimming probably.
He's running.
He's running.
He's running.
Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco!
Coco?
Good.
Maybe Kate's is lying.
Come here!
Jason, you was chasing me.
Bro, what was that dog that had Jason in the yellow ski mask chasing me?
Stop!
Come, come, come here!
Stay! Stay!
Jason!
Come on!
Go, go, come!
Oh my god, come see him, bro!
Like, Jason is an actual monster, bro.
I want you to see your mom.
Coco, you ready to go home, though?
Look at mom.
Jason, come on.
Coco, you ready to go home?
Yeah, awesome, right?
You got to.
I mean, it seems like everybody on the E-Dates here.
Oh my god, a dog-y mate with Coco?
No, no, no, no, no.
How it even works?
20 v 1
It's okay
I think Cocoa's bad breath she does yeah, he's smelling it Cocoa don't stick your tongue out and breathe on him to try to look pretty
Maybe such a scaredy cat
Cat
Water some water
Some water fresh up a little bit
We're a 21 with dogs, bro.
I could hit.
Maybe I'm a 20, maybe I'm a fucking 20.
Maybe we're living two dogs.
I think maybe, I think he might be right, right?
He might not swing this way.
I was, bro, I've been getting those vibes
since he was born, bro, but like,
this kind of proves it.
This is the first time I'm gonna film.
This is the first time I'm gonna film a dog.
Oh, God.
Those are treats in there?
Yeah.
All right, let's check it out.
Oh.
One treat.
Okay, Coco, you ready to go home?
Where do you go home Coco? Okay, you met Navy. It's time to go home now.
You want to go say bye real quick? You want to go say bye to Navy? See if he wants to say bye to you?
Here, go see if Navy wants to say bye.
What are you doing under my wheelchair, bro?
Wait, where's he going?
Hello?
No, they're holding up the crack. Last night he was cracking my leg.
Oh my gosh.
It's okay.
It's okay, bro. You're welcome.
Hello, cheers.
Back what?
Walking.
Oh my God.
The whole thing, three weeks?
Well, you said you were trying to crack me last night?
No, he was trying to crack me.
Like, he was posting up on my leg, just going,
Damn.
And I was telling him, stop. I was moving him off,
and he just kept going crazy.
So I don't know maybe be like why the fuck Coco acting like a dog
What do you say?
Oh
Well, maybe he might be gay, and so what, bro, I support him.
He's not gonna be sitting there.
Oh, no.
All it takes is a sniff.
He's smarter than a butt, and now he wants it.
Is that what it is?
I think they're kind of chilling now.
I think maybe it's his hat.
If you guys have a home, bro, why don't you let me attach this for your dog? You got a hat a backpack back playing
Bro, we got a grip rope. Hey, you don't trick on your dog every
Yeah
You were just saying you wanted to eat her, bro. You cannot take that back.
Um, you were calling me over and over again the other night?
Oh, yeah, I wanted you to dye my hair.
Oh, it's good. I wasn't even here. I was in New York.
I was saying you dyed hair a lot.
I had it before, but I couldn't have done it, but it was good.
It's okay. I got a professional stylist to do it.
Okay. How was your surgery?
Uh, it was good. I mean, you know, just going through it, all this pain and shit.
Just wish I had a new car.
A what?
A new car?
A new car.
You know, it's gonna be a lot better after the surgery.
Are you, are you implying someone's gonna buy you a car?
I hope you get a new car too.
Who's talking to anyone ever?
Lipos!
Lipos!
Hi guys!
It's so nice to meet you.
Your dog's so cute.
Thank you.
Bye.
Coco, are you ready to go?
What's happening?
Are you ready to leave Coco?
I've been asking that for 15 minutes.
Come on.
I don't trust that at all.
Guys I'm not teaching Coco how to get cracked, what does that even mean?
If we give them both the same treat, bro, that won't work.
Oh, wait, are you putting on a song?
No, you're quite nice, sir.
Well, he won't even make eye contact.
What if he gets nervous around girls?
Like, when I was a little jit, I got nervous around girls.
A little what?
A little jit.
You're from Florida?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm originally from Spain.
She's sniffing his dick with her.
Look at her horny ass.
Did she get her head?
No, she's not.
She's...
Damn!
He needs to do that to her, but he won't.
He needs to give her head.
No!
Look, see, see?
Look, look at the L.I.T.s.
See?
Look at them.
They stick to her vagina.
No, this is what they have to do.
Wait, is this a bestiality?
No, they're making out.
No, that's not like that.
She won't keep making the person out, though.
No, she's dominant.
Oh, my God, that's just a little whore.
Why is she trying to get on top of him?
Oh, my God, he's folding under pressure, bro.
I want your tail covered in air.
See, I have my speculations about him.
I'm not going to get on top of him.
I'm not going to get on top of him.
Why is she trying to get on top of him?
Oh my god, he's folding under pressure, bro.
I like your tail covering your hands.
I have my speculations about Coco though.
Because you know how like male dogs hump shit?
She humps shit.
Which doesn't make sense.
Yeah.
Do female dogs normally hump shit?
Maybe not.
Maybe humps the whole time.
Maybe it's humps by an emo.
So maybe they just transgendered.
Maybe there is.
Switching roles.
Cocoa gotta get trunched for SA.
Yo, she's just trying to meet Navey, that's all.
She's a stud.
A stud?
No.
Wait, how old's Cocoa?
Two.
Oh, see, Navey's like ten months, bro, so you know what I'm saying?
Like, basically she's like fourteen and he's like six.
Oh.
Wait, no, in-
She's like predator.
She's two and a half, so she's almost-
Oh, she's like twenty-one almost.
She's like twenty and how old's Navey?
Oh, he's like nine months.
So he's like five or six.
He's like five years old,
so she's 20 years old crashing a five year old.
Shut up.
In human years, yeah, in human years.
So basically right now, this is like.
In dog years, yeah.
Yeah, in dog years, bro, she's big, you know.
His bark hasn't matured yet.
It's still like a baby bark, so.
Bro, you can't do that.
Yeah, we all could be friends.
What if we gave an AGA honey tax?
There's honey tax out there.
I don't even know what it's called.
Doesn't he know what it's saying?
Like, walk here.
No, you don't need that.
All right, come on.
Here's.
All right, Coco, we got to go.
I'm going to get you a pup cup.
I'm going to get you a pup cup.
Coco, do you want a treat?
What's up, Brad?
White powder?
No.
What's white powder?
I'm not a real white powder.
Let's talk about it.
Yeah
Yeah, that's all rip this nice you got next
We need just rip it just rip it
Yeah, one more. Yeah, he's shooting it from the fucking mouth.
There you go, yeah, yeah, water it down, water it down.
Oh, that water!
Fuck yeah!
Oh, we feel good.
What is that? What the fuck is that white powder?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it, they don't worry about it.
I brought the secret stuff.
That's what we're doing in this crib.
Ah, fuck, here.
I brought the secret stuff.
Oh my God.
Secret stuff.
Alright, I'll bring it.
Bro, don't worry about it, bro.
It's all over my shirt, bro.
That's not the powder, bro. What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
That was creatine?
Uh-uh.
Oh my God, hey!
Cocaine.
You don't eat cocaine.
You put it in your gums.
You chop it up into little particles
and you take like a card and you line it up on the table,
put your nose down.
You put it in your gums.
But, yeah, it was creatine, bro.
It was creatine.
Bro, there wasn't caffeine, bro.
It was creatine.
You've been working out lately?
Yeah.
I've been doing no exercise the other day
when you were like this.
Yeah.
You should move in there.
Every other day I've been working out.
I'm working out three times a week.
On God, didn't you put it on God
that you're gonna like get a six pack?
I haven't.
On God by when?
By January 1st.
January 1st on God you have a six pack?
Yes, on God, on every person in the chat's life.
On every one in the chat.
On my own family.
On my mom's life, on my dad's life,
on everybody's life.
January.
Fuck, on me he's like, too.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Stick to your own family, bro.
And your chat.
Not on everybody in his room's life.
that you're gonna get a six pack by January 1st mate God strike you and
Lana down
okay now we're just talking what the fuck
what's good with like you and Ron just talk about how you're like gonna lock
in you're gonna lock in you're gonna lock in you're gonna lock in it's not
just talking anymore I mean I mean physical therapy five days a week
Jim upper body three days a week
Why are you snorkeling like that?
Are you serious?
Drew?
Nah, he's been working on it.
You worked out yesterday.
See?
See?
I walked in now!
What's your diet like?
My diet? Chef.
Cocoa meals.
Drew?
That's true.
Like he has, you know, everyone wants one.
Because look, like, you're a cameraman, bro.
You also gotta be accountability too.
Cause you're within 24-7, bro.
Turn it to a Drew stream.
You can't relate to that.
I'm trying to watch Drew. No cat.
What's that in your phone call?
You're supposed to be in the E-Day in an hour.
Yeah, I'm ready. I'm warming up.
Talking to one man, you need to warm up.
Dude, you already know what's gonna happen, right?
What?
Dude, she's gonna, like, fall in love with me.
It's like, it's not gonna be calm.
You're so afraid to fall in love with me.
Yeah, bro.
That sounds weird, is that what you're telling us?
Uh, no, I mean, I just told her there's a very nice guy there that's ready for her.
Yeah.
Okay, and Coco's giving me a head again.
Oh!
That's real!
Who do you got winning the E-Day in that real, is that?
Who do I have?
I think King wins King
Loki I think I think there's a chance that that Sophie just picked a shock
She's picking day shock
He said he couldn't do it because he's loyal to Julia, to Julia.
Well his name was on the list though and he said that he wanted to go when I was chilling with him in Houston.
You know what's crazy is you weren't the only person that asked me to go on that I said no.
Like there were multiple people. I had a girlfriend and I was like, yo can I go on besides you.
It was just crazy.
Out of what?
When you texted me and you were like, yo can I call you and you face time and you were like, yo can I go on the e-day?
I was like, no you have a girlfriend.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm I don't even think I have your number Lacey
FaceTime me literally
Your phone number
Oh, I even know what your name was until you walked in my fucking room today
What I call you asking to be on an E-day when I'm a fucking girlfriend right here next to me
That's what I told you. I was like, yo, you got a girlfriend
Why you want to be an E-day you're like fuck all that
I don't care
Never be an E-day for fucking views and cloud and now even though I know I'd average from 5 or 10 K views
bro and I'd probably get it like thousands of subs all in there it's
cuz he knew that you were lying
He is a broken back leg.
Con.
No, no, that was the other brain.
Oh, she looked like you in the face of the hookup.
It's the other brain.
Go, go, go back.
Okay, here it is.
Look, look.
James, James, did the dots party ever mental when you were watching them?
No.
Stop harassing him stop harassing him
This is actual harassment at this point maybe
It's okay, Navy. It's okay. Become friends. It's okay, Navy.
Alright, Coco, that's enough. Coco, come here.
He's not going for that shit.
Hey, come here. Come here. Coco.
He's hiding.
Coco, hey, come here. We gotta go. We have to go, okay?
Okay.
All right, now I'm bringing
Yeah, probably honestly a little bit
Oh, but now but like I said if you want me to eat it just let me know
No, no, no, bro. That was the old brain. I was a shark, you know what I'm saying?
I was trying to break it. I'm not
How am I gonna get out of this door trust us stick your arm
Maybe right now there's not enough room to turn
I'm good. I'm good.
Buddy, buddy.
Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna brain it. Hold on a minute.
Brain it.
I'm gonna need you to- No, no, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop.
Listen, I need you to use your muscles here.
Okay, what?
Ah!
Oh my god, push me a little bit push you a little bit
Nice nice and easy nice and easy. Thank you guys. Oh shit
Yeah, no problem.
Oh, well, okay.
Oh, nice.
All those cupcakes?
It's fruit.
Is that fruit?
Yeah.
What are you bringing up for the party?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll take it in.
I'll take it in.
Thank you so much for bringing it to the party.
I appreciate that so much.
Thank you.
Well, go on inside and enjoy yourself.
You're stealing it?
No, no, no.
I'm bringing it to the party.
That's good.
Wait, I'm bringing it to your car right now.
No, no.
I'm bringing it to the party.
You're going to go back inside?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just going to put my wheelchair in and grab my crutches and I'll meet you
back inside and shit.
Okay.
I bet you want me to just leave you right here and then you're gonna bring the fruit inside?
Yeah, I'm gonna bring the fruit inside. I'm gonna put Coco in the car, put the AC on in dog mode, and I'm gonna be right in.
Well, they just have just go in the car, Drew can hop on my ingest and bring the fruit inside.
Wait, what?
Like, I'll put Drew's ingest on my camera and then Drew can bring the fruit inside.
Drew's not even alive.
Why not?
Okay, I might need some help here. You want to hold this for a second before I bring it inside?
We're gonna bring this inside. Don't worry.
Okay, hold on.
Drew, just hop on Cam's ingest and when you bring him on.
Yeah, I'll meet you guys inside. Don't worry.
Okay, bye.
I'll be right there.
All right.
Get your foot.
Get your foot.
Put the wheelchair in trunk and we're out.
Peace, bro.
Yeah, you can fold up and throw it in the trunk.
I just pulled from here and here.
I hit a lick on that food or what?
No, no, no.
We're going to come back and bring it in.
Don't worry.
We just put it like flat.
Does this go up?
No, I don't know how it goes down.
It should be able to fit somehow.
Thank you bro. Yeah, we're gonna be back, we're just gonna go around the block.
We out this bitch. We out this bitch. We in a fuckin' lick, baby. We got three fuckin'
fruit. Sounds like a W to me.
Hey. Hey, Nick. Fuck you. It's my fruit now, bitch. Yeah, Nick. Get it. Get it back
I get blood!
This one's a thing you can drop off too.
Little grape.
Sour.
We're gonna leave we were on the leash I left it fuck wait, can it do this?
What is that girl's name who brought the fruit?
Anybody know her name?
Fruit?
Where'd you put Cocoa?
I gave her to you.
I gave her to you before I got in the car.
Where is she?
I gave her to you.
Where is she?
You're on the ground?
Oh, I swear you hiked a little.
You're trolling, where is she?
I do not know.
How did I go a hundred?
My hands were full.
He's fucking jumped together.
I'm a good dad I would never lose cocoa bro when we have kids you guys understand how good
of a dad I'm gonna be brother I'm taking my kid to every party real talk though when I
I have kid's job.
I'm doing this genius technique.
It's gonna be the internet's first ever life-a-thon.
So from the second that my child is born,
I'm gonna stream the birth,
and then as soon as we bring the kid back home,
immediately gonna be streaming from my channel 24 seven.
Every single, it's my baby's first words,
my baby's first steps, my baby's first crawl.
The first time that my baby eats from a bottle,
everything is going to be streamed on Twitch.
It's gonna be a life-a-thon.
And then when my kid is 13,
I'm gonna let them make their own Twitch channel.
And then they're gonna continue the life-a-thon
on their own channel.
Um
And it's honestly it's just gonna be amazing like I'm gonna start a YouTube channel and what my kids probably two years old
It's gonna be amazing dude, I think he's gonna be a content machine
Actual content machine
What if it doesn't, is it what your kid chooses?
It doesn't matter because that's all they're going to know.
My baby's first words are going to be reading chat.
Like most babies say, mama or dad dad, no, my baby's going to read a kekwa in the chat
and my baby's first words is going to be kekwa or a matter daddy.
Is that a daddy? My baby's first words are going to be madder daddy.
So here's my question for y'all. Do you guys know the lady's name who brought the fruit?
What do you mean, Mitch?
Her name was not Payday.
I don't know her name.
I just wanted to go into her chat and say thank you for giving me food.
I don't know, oh my god, that's a rough, holy fuck, right?
What, he's got a Brabis Chewag?
Brabis Chewag, that's just nuts.
Yeah, he's got mom.
Not really.
Chewagans?
The other thing is Chewagans are too common.
Oh, a taco skin?
No, well Brab is anything's not common, so get Cocoa pup cup
Cocoa can't have a pup cup jet
She's not allowed to have people food
Because she has she has she has really bad allergic reaction not really bad
She I don't know. I think Darla's just parents be honest Darla will see cocoa itch like one time and then think that she has like like a rare itching disease
Um
Dogs always itch yeah, I know that's what I told her but Darla thinks cocoa itches a lot
So she took her to the vet and then the vet said that um
That they don't they don't see anything wrong
So Darla Darla said that she's allergic to chicken and then the vet said that that could be it
So, I'm not allowed to give Coco people food anymore or else Darla gets mad, but sometimes
when she falls asleep and I have watermelon, I sneak Coco and give her a little bit of
watermelon because she loves watermelon.
Right Coco?
Mm-hmm
Hell dad you should give her grapes wait are grapes good for dogs
No, but it's honestly valid that Darla doesn't like giving me me giving her people food because
I didn't know chocolate was bad for dogs and I gave Coco a bite of my Reese's Cup one
time.
No, she fucking loved me.
I literally bit it in half and gave her the other half of the Reese's Cup and then
and I didn't know that it was bad for dogs.
I think it's a myth.
I think it's a myth too.
I think it's a myth too.
Cause I have a bunch of weird theories about it,
to be honest.
My main theory that I have is,
why don't humans eat shit?
Actually, listen, hear me out.
Why, like who, who, like do you think shit tastes bad?
Like human shit, do you think it tastes bad?
But we don't know nobody knows if human shit tastes bad
Yeah, but people have select tastes some people like coffee some people don't so what if the people who try who tried shit instead
It was disgusting just had bad taste
She don't know that's just a theory I have like like I'm using shit is an example
Like some like what if what if there's things in the world that taste good that we don't eat or try be just because we listen to other people's opinion on it
Like imagine imagine if if the first ever humans
Tried to drink like
Water and they said it was disgusting and they hated it and then they just kept telling their generation
Don't drink it, it's disgusting.
And then before we knew it,
every all human nature was trained to just not drink water
because we think it's disgusting.
What happened?
I accidentally pressed the brake.
Now you're right, do a shit mukbang?
That's not, I'm not saying I'm gonna eat shit.
I'm just saying what I'm saying right now is facts.
Right, you know what like bro, I know you guys understand what I'm saying right now. It's facts
Not a poop meter
Approaching destination here we go shall we're here
J arm out I get a quick a few second cocoa cam. Okay
W-CocoCam.
So I can fuck you all the time.
Time.
I wanna fuck you all the time.
I
Actually can't wait till I can like do stuff again, bro
Like once I can see that slow down 28
You just told me to slow down when I'm going 28 miles per hour
Fuck you. Sissy bitch. Little sissy bitch. I don't care. I'll drive 20 miles an hour if I want to.
I'll live here too.
Oh shit, I'll live here too.
You know what? Everybody in... All of you guys should do a challenge.
Called the Lacey Challenge.
So here's the Lacey challenge. Until I'm able to walk, none of you guys are allowed to walk, okay?
So everybody in the world has to stop walking and either hop or get around in a wheelchair just to pay homage and show respect to Lacey.
Deal chat or no?
Respect for my recovery and for all for for for all the effort I'm putting into the gym
No, so everybody's gonna do everybody's gonna do the hash everything do the hashtag lacy challenge where you're not allowed to walk until I can walk again
No, that's not true. No, it's not
It benefits the chat too yes, it does because when I take my shirt off they get to see it
I'm not parallel parking I hit a dept golf cart fuck it fuck all that
No way not doing that so I'm not making money
What do you guys think that I got surgery so I can make money like what kind of logic is that?
So you guys think I got surgery
just for content. So you guys think I
literally got a fake surgery just so I
could get content. You guys swear to God
you guys don't use your brains.
We want to see Marlon.
I don't know where he's at.
I don't know where he's at.
Who?
Marlon.
I wanna see Marlon.
I don't know if he's trying to be on the street.
He's gonna ask him.
Chad, I saw Marlon this morning.
He came to my room and he literally woke me up.
I'm not, I'm not,
this is a true story.
I was sleeping in my bed, right?
Taking a little nap before stream
and I feel something go like this.
Smack me in the forehead.
I didn't know what it was, open my eyes,
Marlin standing over me, naked with his big M3 hammer,
just smacking me in the forehead, it's actually insane.
Coco?
Oh, I forgot Coco existed.
Not the line, if you didn't say nothing,
she would still be in the car, I don't even know.
Coco, come.
Coco!
Coco.
Hey, come on, let's go.
You can do it. He's done it before. Come on, girl.
We just walk away, she'll do it.
Hey, be a big girl and do it. You could do it.
No, I'm telling you, if you walk away,
she'll figure it out, I promise.
Coco, you wanna come on? Come on.
You could do it. You've done it before.
Go down. No, don't jump from the seat.
Look, let me show you.
I got you. Come here.
Come on, come here.
You're mucking a lie?
You're gonna have to take her out after I sit down.
how long does it take to put eyeliner on?
no no
we have to watch her for five days, right?
hm?
yes, we because I can't do shit by myself so you have to help
they're at gong sitters
cocoa?
come here, come here
what are you doing?
hey!
Where are you going?
Coco?
Coco?
Coco, where are you going?
Do not, Coco!
Do not, God damn it!
Coco!
There she is.
Coco!
Found her.
Coco, where are you?
I'm running upstairs.
What are you doing?
Come here.
Come.
Get you.
Get your ass.
Coco?
You should not have been doing anything.
What do you think you're doing?
Oh, I kicked out the stairs.
I wish I had a big muscular man to help me.
God, I wish there was a six six muscular man
who chiseled abs to help me get up the stairs.
Oh, that's not what I was looking for.
I'm trying to summon Marley, but I think I'm richer.
God, I wish I had a big muscular man to help me up the stairs.
All right, ready Ding Dong Ditch, ready?
Ding Dong Ditch, Ding Dong Ditch, you moron.
I'm gonna answer the door, I'm not...
Come on, come on, come on!
I think he's not here.
Who the hell are you?
Coco!
Oh no!
Coco!
What? Coco!
Jeez.
Coco, come here!
Coco, come on, you treat!
Coco!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
We did it!
We made it back!
That was your second real camp, wasn't it?
I know.
No.
Open the fucking door, huh?
When's the last time I'm a Sturmer?
Until Lacey came back.
So like we in here, doesn't it?
What is that smell?
Oh my god, that's what smells like weed.
Was Marlon getting high?
Dude, there's no way I just come back to a care package of pre-rolls and a soda pop
cannabis infused drink.
Nice.
You've got people just all over my mouse and mouse pad.
Said said I left you a present.
Oh my God.
Sayid, yes. Thank you.
Bro, it's good of you.
It just smells like pickle.
Yeah bro, get high while on perks. I'm not on perks anymore.
Dumbasses!
Wait, I need you to get the fruit out of the cart too.
All right, we got Sophie Rain
in about 50 minutes. Okay.
Sophie Rain.
Same as normal.
Sophie Rain verse 20 streamers.
streamers competing bringing dates back
you're doing a cocoa Chad you guys think Drew's ever gonna have a kid with his
like husband or whoever it is pinned I felt bad for smoking everything let me
know say you're good bro like that you guys think that that that um Drew and
whoever his husband is in the future are gonna like
Like a docket kit or something?
Alright, so let's see what all of my contestants are doing right now, okay?
Let's go through and see what all the contestants are doing.
Pilot.
At a party.
Nice.
Okay, let's check my brother.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I feel like complete fucking shit.
Like, I don't feel super calm.
I feel like I could like run a marathon right now.
He's playing fortnight instead of trying to look good and be prepared for Sophie rain
He's fucking playing for
Okay, who else Chad who else
Muda.
Okay so which one I have right now to read towards in my chat then.
Nashor's Teuth.
Playing League of Legends.
Storm surge.
Okay so first item storm surge.
Okay.
Ream.
Zorn.
OK, hold on. Maybe he's testing his Riz on, is this monkey or what is this?
Okay, he's practicing his Rizz on Monkey. Not bad. Let's check Brando out. Brando. Oh brother.
He's listening to country music in order to prepare for the day.
You guys think this guy has a chance you guys think you guys think Brando has a chance to be with Sophie rain
Yes, the outfit is what you
And I tripped
Yes, that outfit
He said yes, that's what you need to change
Is that yo, yo, I
Skinny and they think they were shit bro now watch I'm about to put a nice little outfit on
And I'm gonna be good bro. It's just a healthy. It's just a house. I'm gonna have my luscious drugs out
I'm about to have my you know a little hat on okay
It's all about personality that only nigga I have to worry about is king 68 bro
Why did you put somebody that's six eight skinny light skin in the fucking tournament, right?
Why did you do that?
Stand up real quick
Let me see your build
I want to see your build
Okay, okay, it's king live this is king
King is not live you guys think he makes it or no. Oh, what about X?
X is not live saunty
Okay, I still haven't even watched Odyssey I'm still I'm still back on my obsession watch that yet
I'm still trying to catch up
Haven't even watched Harry Potter. I'm still catching up Harry Potter was 15 years ago. They're going to the party
Brawl, why would people tell me they can make it if they can't make it I
Could have replaced them
What about Raph?
What's Raph's twitch name?
Is it not the big Raph?
You're already in it, what are you talking about?
I already told you you were in it.
He's on the discord. Oh, yes, the DM drew. What's raft twitch? Okay, rafts good. What?
What the fuck?
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
Yeah
Give me my flowers now and sit all right all right all right all right all right. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you class in a clip where he was like old Kellogg the ugliest thing out of the whole family
I did not okay
What the fuck professor?
like
What do you say though? So what did they say?
He type there
Do you want to be a day for 40 80 like holy shit
I
Love we in there check
Love to be so no more we in there lace we in there. We in there. We in there. He had Twitter. I um, I think I'm gonna do
Little bit of time. So, okay
Okay
So what on who what's the list looking like right now pilot? I feel like pilots not gonna make it shock is good
I'd I raw dog moon
He has it in his title though
Okay, I feel like
Parton will make it. I don't think Max could Dar even join the discord
Marty would Marty be down. Let me know if you still want to be in it
She booze good Alva should be good party eats good ring. Look. I mean, I feel like everybody on this list besides
And then we have kello.
Loki got a lot of people.
And then we have kello.
And then we have Kello.
Loki got a lot of people.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen,
fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty people.
It's literally perfect.
It's literally perfect.
We had twenty.
There is a very high chance that pilot and raw dog moon do not make it.
Shelly said got someone for your E day show at GMD. Who's that?
Let me call King FaceTime King.
His sexy ass.
Oh, he's so, he's so good looking, bro.
Yo, King.
You look so good.
We're not kidding, so I'm shaking.
Are you still doing the e-date?
Yeah, I'm down.
I'm down.
You said it's done 10-9.
It starts in 40 minutes.
Okay, yeah, I'll be on it.
I'm not gonna be the first one up though, right?
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, yeah, no, I'm gonna start to get it set up.
Okay, I bet.
Appreciate you, Ralph.
Of course.
All right, beef.
Yeah, it'll be fun.
All right.
But I'm gonna be honest, he dead ass wins.
He dead ass wins.
Chey, why are you all saying to get more people?
We have 20.
We have 20 people.
Wait, I think Hydra's in, too.
I mean, but that's just like a pointless addition,
you know what I mean?
Because if you really think about it,
Hydra has a 0.000% chance of winning.
He's an instant elin.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
It's basically like an instant elin.
I am.
Okay.
All right.
So we have 21 people.
Guys, Jinxie is not going to be in an e-date.
Like, I don't know what y'all, like, I don't know what consume and takes over your guys' minds
for you to think that Jinxie is with a girlfriend is going to be in an e-date.
Like, I'm not looking for more people. We have 21 people.
We have 21 people.
Just the first round alone is gonna take like 45 minutes to an hour chat
Look at the lineup look at the lineup, bro
We got 21 people like we have I'm gonna tell you guys who I think actually has potential to win the edet beforehand
Okay, these are my predictions. I think Jay shock has potential to win. I actually think raw dog moon has potential to win
I
Think Neo Kips has small potential to win because she might think he's really sweet
Luke zero chance X. I don't think he has a chance Vard on
Absolutely zero chance King. I'm gonna put a double dash by his name because I think he's gonna win Max Kedar
Not gonna win she boo not gonna win Albert not gonna win par yeet not gonna win ream
Definitely not gonna win his chopped ass Zim not gonna win
he's gonna piss her off somehow.
Saunty has a chance.
Brando, too fat.
He's gonna stand up,
his whole entire camera's gonna shake
and he's gonna fall over.
And Sophie's not gonna like that.
Muda, his nose is too big.
Raph, too small.
Vekon, she might feel bad for him.
Kello, he has a chance.
Hydra, instant Elon.
All right, Flocko, fuck it, I got you.
Flocko, send me, give me a Discord Flocko or Twitter.
All right, this is final, 22 people.
22 people.
22 people.
And in case anybody doesn't show up, get reamed.
have read this is great list this is actually great list
okay do I have Flacco's discord Flacco DM me on Twitter if I'm not your
Discord
All right, we got 30 minutes. Let me just let me just triple check with selfie real quick
Okay, all right, all right, it's got to be game time chat.
It's got to be fucking game time.
We are officially bringing e-dates back for the first time and e-dates have not been
and streaming universe for so long.
Wait, who remembers this classic E-Day moment?
Hold on, who remembers this classic E-Day moment?
Push it for Aiden.
Yeah.
Aiden's gonna do it for me.
classic absolute classic why you ain't going to date with me
that's gonna have to ban Sophie from the disc where she says some shit like that's me
That's gonna have to be an ending, bro.
Son, that's not gonna happen.
She deadass gonna be begging for straw.
I've never heard anybody in existence say that they would beg for straw, brother.
I'm going to play a video while I go trying to take a P real quick.
Actually I'm going to pick a random person from the EDates to entertain you guys while
I go P.
Mm.
Okay.
Okay listen, I'm sorry.
I
All right, I'm gonna go pee I'll be right back y'all can watch pie in the Trutter Rizz
I'll literally be back in two minutes.
I have to leave here at 15 minutes from down the line from $500 to $500.
I'm so sorry.
Okay.
I'll put a good song down and I can't wait to be made out of it.
I'm so angry.
We've got a little bit of your fault.
Bro, are you okay?
We have to get some though.
I'm like, hang on.
You know, I feel like it's got a little bit of my hair.
It's so like...
Chat, what's the good, quick,
how to get something everyone wants?
Uh, yeah.
Oh, no.
I'm just...
I'm like, stop it!
I'm sorry.
That is a great time. That's a great time.
Oh my god.
Dad, is he risen nicely or no?
Is he risen or no?
Is he gambling
There's no way he's he's got a girl sitting next to him
Looking at him like this and he's sitting there gambling
Did you say you wanted to remove some mods? Yeah, not right now dude. I'm not doing a mod remove segment right now, bro
what is this? What is this? Pinning OMG. If Lacey lets stable Rinaldo's cameraman Laze
join, I'll make an appearance. So you want me to believe that Drake tweeted if Laze joins
that Drake will join the ED. Do you guys think that like I don't have a brain to know what's
real and what's fake? It's real. Okay. So where is it? So where is it?
He just deleted it.
Okay.
So Drake, we got 30 minutes, 30 minutes.
Sophie just texted me, she said, she said, she said, I'm ready, but just want to let
you know I've never done a, I've never done discord before.
I don't know how this works.
UGHHHH!!!
Sophie...
Sophie Lane...
Sophie...
Lane...
It's her last name, actually, Rain, that's kind of cool.
Get Laze to help her.
Yo, Chad, I don't think you have an understanding.
Laze?
Teacher?
Teacher, what?
How to do Discord?
I mean, I'm going to ask her to join the Discord probably like 10 minutes before.
I'm going to say, can you join the Discord like 10 minutes before so we can make sure
there's no issues and talk about the ED before we start.
But, but, guys, you guys want Drew wall to be in the ED?
Yes or no?
Do you guys want Drew wall to be in it or no?
Yes. Well, guess what?
I have bad news.
Unfortunately, Drew is not going to be able to be
into the ED because he does not like women.
Yes, that's right, Drew Wald is not like women,
so I don't think he's gonna be able to make into the ED.
Wait, how do I, I have to invite Kello.
How do I invite Kello?
Marlin took over Lacey's stream?
What is that?
Yeah bitch you need to get the show off your abs tomorrow why
who has aura what is he doing
Stop saying you to me, bro. Stop saying you, I'm calling 911.
Yes pilot.
Yes pilot.
Pilot?
In 20 minutes.
Yes.
How are you going to be there?
Are you gonna be there?
I need more beer.
Oh my God.
Did he just say I'm drinking more beer?
And he got connection.
So pilot?
Okay.
This is how Lacey hears Drake.
Kiss on the beat, my rain.
All of my ops, they brand.
Why do they fill me up?
Where does it go?
My belly, how much I weigh a lot?
Don't eat again, I will.
crazy is like Drake such a good-looking guy that even if you AI him and make him
fat he still is a good-looking guy like he looks so good that even if you AI
this make him extremely fat he stills like a good-looking fat dude
Thinkin' and frying meat, do like vitamin juices
Ligger than don't, can't try fast, I can't
What do I need, some bread?
Hey, quiche on a beat, meringue
That's right, shite, shite
Should I have my chef a little meal?
Should I get a little meal from the chef before I go live?
Can I get a meal?
Or before we start to eat it?
Haven't eaten all day here.
Haven't eaten all day here.
just some hey Lacey himself can you please add lays to the lineup guys I
would love for a lazy man lineup but guess what lays isn't a content creator
he's Ron's cameraman newsflash
I'm not asking, I'm not like, I'm not, that's disrespectful to Ron for me to have his cameraman
in e-date.
Stop mentioning it.
Yo, what's up?
Yo, I've heard it.
Yo, apparently there's a mob named Khan and...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, invite him to the server.
Okay.
Okay, bye.
How?
Because that he works for Ron.
He's not a streamer or a content creator.
I'm not inviting Ron's cameraman to an e-date when he's works for Ron.
That's not like, like, that's weird.
Did she actually tweet that though?
Yes, she tweeted that though.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Oh, I love fruit.
Flight Reaction Reveal says brand new $650,000.
Oh, shit.
Well, it's an IRL Batmobile, y'all.
Oh!
Oh my God!
I see no kit as hard as this shit right here, bro.
Oh my God!
Being a progressive, honest and true.
It's all so much, man.
Lamborghini Urus, Monterey kit,
360 setup, this thing is hard, man.
The hardest here is in the game, man.
Hey check out the interior
I had my fucking seats stitched up they did this shit in like three days really like 72 hours
I
Hey, 10 day wait time 20 day gotta wait this and that no excuses done in three days man interior
They got stars a lot this to this to light outside. Oh my god
She kind of looked like a heurist for the whole I think for carbon fiber exhaust system, right?
What are my options just send me my options I'll tell you one thing about me man like I love
cars but then I love like a loud engine yeah I'm one of those I ain't gonna lie to y'all
shit but I'm a respectful type of person like you feel me niggas in the neighborhood I'm not gonna
wait you'll bet 535 just blast engine you feel me I'll go off like eco mode and shit like that
I'm gonna get that. Damn.
I'm gonna be honest. Car looks
great though. Car looks great.
Oh my god. What's up? What's up
bro? What's going on? Eating
some fruit. Oh my god. Case
on. What are you doing here?
I was uh I went to the frat
party for five minutes. I was
in the area. Oh shit. Wait.
You know you're 30 31 31. Yeah
You know it's time for to maybe start a family
I'm actually gonna eat eight tonight
And you know, I was thinking maybe you could she said she's looking to start a family too actually
So you could potentially be in the
I don't you know, I think he dates are not for me
Sophie rains 18
I think most women who are 21 are very immature okay Chad agree or disagree I think I'm not
I'm not saying she is, but most women who are 21
are pretty immature.
Oh, she's 23.
K-Song, come on, that might be your body, dude.
That might be your body, Jay.
Comes out of maturity, brother.
Wait, actual question.
Do you like, like, I'm not trying to be weird at all.
Do you go on like gays and stuff?
I don't?
Yeah, I do.
Like, can you walk me through a date with K-Song?
like not in GTA it depends on the context if it's like it's someone who I've
never met before and I get more formal if it's someone who I've like been
friends with for a while and we're getting to know each other more it's more
like random why are you laughing his chat bro what would they say I love the
thugs but they say
Oh, come on, man! Come on, man! Come on, man!
Okay, so like, say you go to get a coffee in the morning.
I'm not a coffee guy.
What do you do in the morning?
That's literally when I take all my calls, for the most part.
It's like the first four hours of my day, it's like calls.
It's like, eSports, other shit I'm doing.
Usually in the morning.
So like, I'd say, I don't know if it depends.
I've just made a lot of some of my family recently.
Okay, but like is there anything like like is there anything like on a not not a like daily based on a regular basis you go out and you public and do
Then I go out and public and do yeah, like it's like a public spot a coffee shop or like a restaurant or like you know, I mean
Yeah, I'm sure go out. Yeah, so like let's say you meet a girl there. No, I don't do that
I don't mean like I don't like talk to random girls like if I don't like no, okay, so only good
Like I'm not running down, I'm not going and like if I see a pretty girl in a coffee shop I'm not gonna go and talk to her.
What if it's like the most beautiful girl you've ever seen in your life? You're like, like, so you're like, stunned.
I still won't.
Oh god. What if...
Okay.
Why is Gouda calling me? You've heard of this?
Yeah, he's in the e-date.
What?
Yo, K-Song, what's going on daddy?
Hi Gouda, how's it going?
I don't think I am but he wants
it to be.
Why is that not fair?
Brother you're a good looking guy.
You're a good looking guy.
Muda, Muda, remember the rules.
No nose filters.
No, Muda, can I tell you something, brother?
I hope you win the e-date because you're a great looking guy
and you're a good guy.
Of course, my middle eastern brother, you're very handsome.
The only way Muda can win is if his cam is off?
Should he what?
So you change your outfit. No, the veins are war. Oh
The veins oh my god, what do you look at yeah, I'll look at that
Okay, we got something down shit, but pull your shirt down a little bit
It looks like your neck that your shirts coming up to your neck like pull it down from the back from the back
I got put it your finger on the back of your shirt and pull it down
All right, brother
I'm not a believer in pickup lines unless
You know, there's a pokey pickup line. I you know, I did a while ago. No, no, no
But that was on stream by the way everyone just so you guys know I was
Literally whether you were just right. I was literally live. I want everyone to know. I was live showing my DM
Do I send that? Oh my god now? I want to leave all the way. Drew. Can we get a police channel?
Oh, for people to join my day.
Just like, yo, but like, can you stop swimming?
We cannot stop streaming.
All right, brother.
We actually knew it.
You need to stop streaming.
If we, I swear, I open the budget.
I'm not the night.
I'm not you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You are not that big.
Yes, I am.
You are not that big.
That was a good, good, good, good, chef.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What was that?
It's shrimp, rice, black beans, which I'm allergic to.
And so why are you eating it?
I can eat this one and get it to different places you want.
I won't be fucking with the shrimp though.
Wait, are you still with another shrimp?
Are you still with drugs?
What do you mean?
Like, are you still like, peanuts?
There's another flavor of shrimp.
What?
It's like some garlic shrimp or something.
I saw it in there.
Are you eating this one?
Yeah.
No, I'm not on drugs anymore.
I'm on drugs, but not on...
Wait, so what drugs do you want?
I'm on...
Vicodin?
No, Vicodin.
Isn't that like a bone repeal?
No, Vicodin is...
Is it viking when you have surgery?
You take it to fucking make you feel great?
No, viking's a dick pill.
Is it?
Yes.
It's a rhino pill, is it not?
No.
I'm on this thing called maloxicum.
Maloxicum, maloxicum, maloxicum.
Maloxicum.
Maloxicum.
How's your knee feeling, good?
Yeah, it's all right.
Chad, can you guys go into the streamers
who are live in the e-date and tell them
to join the Discord waiting call
so we can get everybody in the Discord?
No, okay.
Well, I mean, all right.
Oh, I have to add Sophie as a friend.
Okay, what's your Discord name?
Horakisa, do you hear that?
What?
Well, Farp's, well, buddy,
well, first of all, buddy,
why do you have mail clippers on your table?
That actually watched us for a little bit.
I was doing the nail clipping toenail segment.
It's disgusting.
Wait, do you want to talk to Sophie?
Kasey, I'm before the eating.
Maybe you find a little love before.
No, just say hi, I'd be friendly.
OK, yeah, no, I won't try to set you guys up or anything.
OK, hold on, I got to add her.
But what if you guys hit it off, and then she's like,
oh, I don't even want to eat it anymore.
I just want him.
I just added you.
OK.
We have bad news. It's 10 minutes
before the E-date and zero people
are in the server.
Am I just a joke, K-Song?
Oh, wait. There's four people in now.
Hold on.
You're not a joke.
There's four people in.
Okay
Do you see it my name is Lacey wait if you watch the corp video. Yeah, well I watched it before it dropped not like I'm sure
Yeah
Would you think of it?
Bro, I actually called that today
Dogs I don't agree bro. I literally I this sounds crazy. I would that's quit streaming to focus on YouTube
Really?
I love YouTube.
I think I thrive in a better setting in YouTube too, like my energy is built for YouTube
and not for streaming.
I love YouTube.
And you can't role play it.
But I'm doing an RP for the, for, to win this award this year that I promised myself.
But I'm also about to take a break.
I feel like, I'm looking a lot.
I feel like you're right.
I don't know.
I really like YouTube.
Like a lot.
I don't think Sophie knows what her discord is.
Okay, I sent, I sent.
Did y'all like the video?
Did y'all fuck with it?
Oh, she added me.
Okay.
Hold on.
Let me invite her to the server.
Oh, they're like, do not say yes.
They're not, they didn't watch the video yet.
You were, you were in the video.
I was live when it dropped and they've been chatting the whole time.
So I would chat.
But yes, if you watched the video, I'm going to know if you did it.
Don't lie.
Ben Odeon?
Ben Odeon, me.
Yes.
Ben joins.
Mostly no.
So how are y'all saying yes?
They haven't even seen yet.
You guys should have watched it though.
It's a great video.
No, it's actually a really, really good video.
Okay.
Hold on.
Sophie just joined the Discord.
Hello?
Hold on one sec. Let me make sure I have the audio set up. Close all these tabs.
Do you know how sick this is?
What kid is that?
Where Rory SUV is so sick, bro.
Hold on, show me.
I'll take my next one.
That's where X7600K.
Yeah, that's not where it's going to be.
That's not where it's going to be.
One sec, I'm trying to figure out my...
Oh wait.
No, it is the second...
Hello?
No, you're good.
Hello?
Do you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Okay, wait.
I can also hear myself.
I can also hear myself.
Yeah, I'm with you.
Yes, I can see you.
Okay, you're good.
Awesome.
Hello.
Hi, how are you?
You're on stream, by the way.
They can see you.
amazing. My friend K-Sod. K-Sod, nice to meet you. K-Sod? Yeah, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Thank you so much for having me here. Of course, he was just talking about you this whole last 10 minutes. He's been in here. He was like, oh, I just want to meet Sophie. I think she's a very amazing person, he was saying.
Hey, thank you. I'm glad to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
And, you know, he's not on the E-date, but he's one of the introducer guys because he's actually, you know, just like you.
I saw you say you were looking to like get more serious in a relationship.
He's actually 31 with no family, so he's looking for the same thing.
I think it's about time.
I think it's time to start a family. I agree.
Yes.
It's definitely time.
But you're 23, right?
I am 23.
I'm 21.
Oh, you're 21. I'm 21. Okay. And you want to start a family and have kids do everything?
Not right now, but I definitely do want to get a relationship. See?
Oh, like you're dating to Mary. Like you're dating someone. Yes. Okay. That's that's the question. 100%
And like I kind of want to know them for a long time
Before we get married. I don't want to jump in. And I'll tell you this right here. You know what? Let me introduce you
So I'll tell you a little bit about case on case on
So he actually is a he is a professional role-player once okay you might not
understand what that means but basically he does GTA role-playing where he like
goes into the game and he role-plays as a character and he like flirts with girls
and talks to girls and he has a family in GTA just not in real life yet wait I
think I know what you're talking about I've seen that yeah that's what
K-Sod does. That's awesome. Yeah, I love that. Yeah. Just because you got to find one thing and stick with it, you know. Yeah, I
respect that. That's what I do, buddy. That's what I do. Okay, I mean, that's not all he does. He also, he owns, oh, he runs an
eSports team. Okay, what team? Phase. That's amazing. Yep. I thought phase was gone. It's very complicated. Yeah, so the
Content side of phase is gone, but the the eSports and crypto teams are still there. I got you
Yeah
I know you guys had crypto. Yeah. Well, we know I'm not you guys or not. I'm not in that anymore
I'm not in phase. Oh, just both case on yeah. Yeah
But yeah, that's pretty much what he does. What else what else do you do case on you?
You don't need to do this he
He drives a Eurus. I see your Yankees fan. No, I just wear hats. Oh
Oh, not it. I'm from LA, but I'm not uh, yeah
How can I forget he's a DJ?
That's awesome, but like what kind of music do you DJ really good DJ? Um, amazing. I'm gonna need to see a sample
I got you. I do everything, but yeah, yay. Take the hat off. Oh
That's funny too
I'm gonna watch the day so okay, so be I'm gonna watch are you ready?
I think so. I have no idea what to expect, but any any question because we're starting in about five like five-ish minutes
You have any questions that you want to ask before we get into it?
I don't think so. Do I need to know anything? Okay. I mean I'll give you a little info. So we have
We have
Almost everybody's here. Actually we have like around 20
Streamers, okay, 20. Yeah, so we have around 20 streamers and I'm gonna basically the first round
I'm going to drag everybody into the call.
You're going to have like a one on one talking with them
for about like maybe like two minutes, not nothing crazy,
like a minute or two, you're going to get to know them.
And then you are going to decide if you want to move them
on to the next round or not.
So I'm going to drag them out and you're just going to tell
me yes or no.
Amazing.
And then after the first round where you meet everybody,
We go into the second round, which is where I have everybody in the call at the same time with you,
and then you are going to ask them questions, and every single time you ask a question,
you're going to eliminate one person based off their answer. And then when we get down to the final
two, you're going to choose your winner. Amazing. I love this. Okay. And so I feel like,
Chad, should we have a safety word just in case?
I think she wants to bail.
Yeah, like, do you want to have a safety word if you need to bail out on the conversation
for me to step in?
No, I think I can handle myself.
Okay.
I think I'll just say your name, if anything.
This is the first contestant right here, Drew Wall.
Please turn on your camera.
Oh, my God.
This is, oh, my God.
I'm very excited to meet everyone.
No, no, this isn't actually your contestant.
This is my assistant.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Welcome Drew.
All right.
Does it let you hide my name?
Oh yeah, I can turn it on later now.
Okay, so almost everybody's here, we still got one.
Wait, Drew's a contestant?
No.
Oh, I thought he was a contestant.
So 13 of the 20 are in the car right now.
People will probably be joining throughout Vardons here.
Vardons here, okay.
Now you also might know some of these people.
like one of them says he knows you.
Okay.
I'm not gonna say who, but he said he knows you somehow.
I don't know how he knows you.
I'm very interested because I'm looking at the names
and I don't know anyone.
Okay, interesting, interesting, interesting.
Okay, where's Jay Shock?
Oh, let me call him real quick.
Oh, I need, give me one sec.
Okay.
FaceTime Jay Shock.
No, wait, what the fuck is wrong with you?
What?
What the fuck?
Starting a FaceTime call to Shock.
intro was that what do you mean that's a good intro okay so I don't check what's
going on 10 10 being bad one being it how good was that intro the fuck was that
I told her a professional role-playing I told her about you fuck I told her about
you no way shock's not answering shock where are you okay back back join the
You'll get dragged eventually
It's shock o'clock baby. It's good. Yo, she when I said your name. She her face lit up
She's in love with you
So Sophie I want to ask you just like a few names
Like a people and see if they ring about so you know who Jay shock is I
Do know who Jay shock is. What's your opinion on Jay shock? I
I love that's my ex-boyfriend. We used to date
Wait, you know that actually
Yeah, there's like we've been posting on tiktok about each other. I thought he was lying
No, wait, so you and J-Shop dated
Yeah, that's why that's my ex-boyfriend. I didn't know you were inviting him
What?
Oh, no, I mean I'm not I'm not inviting. I'm not saying he's gonna be in there or not. Um, I
I love him though. Okay. Well, this is so awesome. Okay. It might might get interesting
Okay, all right, let me call some of the other contestants up. I'll be right back
What okay shock, okay, oh my god, what's that fucking Venom? Oh
My god, what is Venom yo vet doesn't Venom have a girlfriend
Okay.
Dude.
Brother, what?
Okay.
All right.
Sophie, are you ready to start?
I'm ready to start.
Okay.
There's no echo, right?
You can't like everything's good.
Audio is good.
Kim's good.
I mean, I can just hear myself on your end, but it's okay.
Let me try to fix that real quick.
Um, is it better now?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
is it better now it is oh it's way better yes okay I'll be muted for most of it
anyways so okay all right Sophie I'm going to go pee really quick and then
I'll be back okay start okay case on Q talking to chat what I drink it thugs
Why do I have to pee again?
Chad, stop saying, oh my god, unless you want to talk to Sophie.
Bro, I don't care.
I'll talk to anyone.
I'll talk to you, Jack.
No, no, no.
I'll let you talk to Sophie.
I'm sorry.
Change your plans, Sophie.
When I go pee, Kason's going to stay and talk to you.
OK.
Amazing.
Hey, how's your leg?
Oh, it's getting better.
I'm able to walk with crutches now.
Do you need help?
Are you good?
Oh, no, I'm good.
You sure?
Yeah, just stay and talk to Sophie.
You didn't even finish your food, bro.
No, I'm good.
What's your type?
Add a curiosity.
No, I'm just asking you.
She's going on an e-date.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's going on an e-date, so I'm going to ask her.
I'm going to ask her about the e-date.
So what's your type?
Honestly, I just really like someone that can make me laugh.
I look for funny guys.
I like someone who is active.
I live on a farm, so I need someone to help me.
Well, you live on a farm your whole life or no?
Basically my whole life.
I grew up on my grandparents' farm.
Okay.
But I now have my own.
That's very wholesome.
So when you say a guy that makes you laugh, so there's not like an initial thing that attracts you, just he makes you laugh and you're automatically in some kind of but obviously you have to have just a good personality and no red flags.
Okay.
But yeah, other than that, I just want someone that will love me for my entire life.
That's fair.
Of course.
I mean, I would hope that for anyone.
Yes.
Where were you born and raised?
I was born and raised in Miami.
Miami.
Do you like Miami?
Uh, not really.
It's a little crowded.
It's pretty crazy.
It is really crazy, but I visit all the time.
I'll just see what was going on.
Just see what we talked about.
I was going.
Where's this chit-chatting?
Okay, some chill shit.
Where's this chit-chatting?
This chit-chatting.
That's good.
Okay.
All right, Sophia.
Now, this might get a little repetitive,
a lot of because they don't know you. So a lot of might, they might ask the same questions.
There might be some interesting questions. There might be some weird people. Um, I'm
just going to say it right now in case of an issue. Let's say that wiener, okay, probably
not the best safe word. Uh, let's say, let's say Birkin Birkin is your safe one. Amazing
pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple is your safe okay pineapple herd okay pineapples to
say yes chat I don't keep my camera on right I turn it off and I put it I don't
know I'm washed oh my god I'm washed
you're you know this is just sitting yeah I know I know this is disgusting I
know case I'm gonna have to host the ED I supposed to eat it okay Sophie I'm
I'm going to drag the first person in.
Chad, who should we drag in first?
OK, let's start off with a banger.
Let's start off with Max Kedar.
Hey, Max, are you there?
Max?
Yeah.
Yo, Max, can you turn your cam on on Discord?
Yeah, I'll turn it on.
OK, perfect.
Hello.
What? Oh, oh, you disappeared and see me. I cannot. You came back on max. Yes, I can
see you now. I can't see myself. No, well I can see you and you look great. So there's
There's no worries.
Oh, shit.
Now you look bad.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
First off, I'm Brandon.
And I'll be honest with you, you're my dream girl, Wallahi.
Okay.
Okay.
What does Wallahi mean?
Wallahi basically means something like...
Okay.
Okay.
Your mic's a little messed up.
I can't really hear you that well.
How about now?
Okay.
That's better.
Way better.
That's better.
Yeah.
I'll send it to you.
I'm a football team, have you had an awesome?
I have, yes.
Yeah, so I had an awesome project presented.
Oh, okay.
How much?
I'm 20 years old.
He's lying.
Can you disclose that amount?
He's good.
Well, I got offered a big dime.
It was like $10,000, like $70,000, like $100,000.
So try that, but I turned it down.
I turned it down.
Okay, right, right, right.
Cause I was not so young guys.
Do you want to say, you have to go to school for like this decade, you know?
Bro, ask about her!
I know I'm from London, British, I live in Miami, and I grew up in a farm.
Oh, did you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like cows, I like, I like everything.
That's amazing.
What's your favorite part about working on a farm?
Ask about her
Don't I'm just taking care of animals. I mean my mom and dad always told me make sure you take care of animals
Cuz I tend to think they're just like human beings
And it's like they need to be treated with respect. I'm a respectful guy. I agree. I love you
I love you. I love you. We're
Where are you currently on London or Miami? Well right now i'm in uh
Right now i'm in Dubai. Oh, what time is it there?
Is uh seven a.m
I stood up for you, because...
Well, thank you. Good morning.
Good morning.
Well, that was awesome. It was really nice to meet you, Max.
Yeah, I had a good Friday.
Do you have anything else you want to say before?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to tell you one thing.
Okay.
I want to tell you a joke, actually.
I would love to hear it, please.
I want to leave you with something something.
Okay, okay.
All right, knock, knock.
I'm dead. Oh, oh, that was
really good. Thank you. I like
that a lot. Thank you. I'm
trying. I'm trying. All right.
Okay, Max. Thank you. I'm
dragging you into the room and
we'll see if Sophie moves you to
the next round. All right.
Yeah, not a single question was asked about you.
We just told you about his life.
So Sophie, do you want to move Max to the next round?
Yeah, we'll move to the next round.
He was really cool.
And the knock-knock joke that was top tier.
Oh, you like that?
You know what?
Yeah, that was.
So wait, so will you rate Max on a scale of 1 to 10?
Just first impression.
First impression.
I feel like he's lying a little bit about some of the stuff
he's saying.
So I'm going to give him like a seven out of ten right now.
Okay, seven out of ten.
I'm alive.
That's dope.
Just because the joke really saved him.
Yeah.
Okay, that's not bad at all.
Let's go on and get...
Okay.
Hey, Flocko, can you please turn on your camera?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My bad.
I got you right now, bro.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
I'm feeling...
All right.
You should be good.
Is my camera on?
No.
I cannot see it yet.
Yeah, hold on I got you right now
Okay
Hello nice to meet you is this like the introductory
Yes, yes introduce yourself, okay, my name is flock from New York
From the Bronx. I'm Dominican. I was actually born in DR
Yeah, I moved to New York when I was like four years old
Yeah, that's I don't really my favorite color pink. I don't know. Okay pink all around as you know
Yeah, I like
What does your shirt mean it's so nervous it's heavy it's heavy come in a lot of things like the situation is heavy
Like you know, whatever we involve this being heavy or like a head also me have you like damn
This is heavy. I might not want to get involved in that pink in this fucking
Coming coming good and bad
What about so there you go?
Well, my name is Sophie. I live in Miami
I own a farm that I work on and I love I love it. That's what I want to do
It's my passion. I fuck with farms. I fuck with farms. Yeah, it's so awesome
I have three cows I have two goats and I have two dogs and I have to wake up early every morning and take care of them
It's really awesome. I enjoy it a lot and DR. I have a farm. I have like two donkeys
No, I love donkeys only because my favorite movie is strike
I want to talk to you so bad
What would you name the donkey? I don't know yet. I have to see it, you know
Each animal. Yes, I named each animal. So I have three cows one. It's diesel pancake and milkshake
Oh, and then I have two goats there. Kim and Kanye
Okay, okay. Okay. They're really awesome. I love them so much and then I have dogs
This is Oliver and then I have will
Oliver and will oh, okay. Okay. I'll fuck with it. Oh, okay
I had a dog, but I don't have like last year, so.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
He just talked about it in his dog's head past.
Damn.
He did.
He did?
Yeah.
All right, Pierre.
Not to get too sad and went out.
Yeah.
Got a mini doxin?
Yes.
Yes, he's a mini doxin.
OK, OK.
How old is he?
I love him.
He is two years old, and then Willow is about eight months.
Do they, you let them out with your arm?
Oh, no.
No, they're too little.
Yeah, she looks like a dog when they're out the cow.
I'm scared that they're going to get picked up by a hawk.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
Oh, you got things around you?
Oh, yeah, I got big-ass birds.
All right, you two.
OK, well, that was your guys' introductory, Flocko.
Any final words for Sophie?
No, it was a pleasure meeting you.
Hopefully we get to know each other later on and whatnot.
We go for a while.
It was very nice to have you into the waiting room again.
Sophie, what do you think?
Yes.
He was very nice.
I feel like we could chit chat for longer
And I appreciate that someone that can hold a conversation.
Okay.
So I'll give him the same, seven out of 10.
And you're moving them on, yes, it's a yes?
Yes, I'll move them on.
I wanna find out more.
Let's get the next person in here.
This is my friend, his name is Harry.
Harry.
Hey, hey, Veno.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Veno, can you turn your camera on?
Yeah, give me a sign.
Venno is his name?
Just going to be Harry.
Harry, okay.
He's important to me, bro.
How was it?
He said 20.
Hello.
Hello, good to meet you.
I don't even know too much about you.
Okay, I don't know much about you.
Well, I am a content creator.
I post on all platforms online.
And my name is Sophie.
I'm 21.
I live in Miami.
I own a farm in Tampa.
And yeah, that's just I work every single day. I travel a lot. I literally this morning. I just landed from Greece
I'm a little tired. How was that?
It was awesome. I was there for 11 days and it was so which island did you go to?
We went to Corfu and then Athens
Okay, I've only been
Actually forget the other one soon. Anyways, yeah, I'm Harry. I'm half English half American
I play games fresh and lean at four nice perfectly and I now live in Dallas
Is that where you're currently at?
Oh, he's Lockheed.
Yeah, yeah.
He's actually trying to do it.
I love the view.
He's trying to do it.
It's amazing.
Yeah, it's great to live in and just see highways everywhere.
Oh, yeah.
I love Florida.
Yeah.
I love Florida, but it's becoming a little too populated right now.
So I'm going to keep on moving here.
Whenever I've been there, the roads are crazy.
Oh, yeah.
Everyone's going to get mad mad.
What's your favorite part of Florida?
She's bored with them.
I've only been like down to, actually, I've been Miami.
I've been to Miami, I've been to Hollywood.
Someone that could spice it up.
You gotta find the middle ground of trying,
but also being like, you know what I mean?
I'm just a good start,
but you need to see the rest of Florida.
There's so much to it.
Oh my God, was she lighting it?
What do you get up to day to day,
other than like filming content?
Maybe she likes the accent.
Well, right now I'm traveling a lot.
I haven't been home.
I'm about to leave to go to LA tomorrow.
So I'm kind of living out of a suitcase
and just constantly making content all day.
I mean, have you been traveling
because like this enjoy yourself or is it overwork?
It's like half and half, so I'll go.
It's nice to build content in a different space
because people, especially on TikTok,
they really enjoy to see that different side.
And then I also just enjoy myself whenever we're there.
Like we rented out one day and just went out
and had fun the whole time and it was great.
I have one question for you then.
Oh no.
Yes.
What is your dream day and have you had it?
My dream date is, I haven't had it yet,
but I really want to go to an aquarium.
I want to have a nice lunch and just go
and go to an aquarium all day.
That's my favorite thing to do, is go look at fish.
So you're really all that big an animal, I love.
Yes, I love animals, but I just,
I think it's so cute, like to go to an aquarium
and just like, you know, have fun.
Like what do you mean that's unique?
I really want to experience that with someone.
And you're yet to, you haven't done that yet.
No, I have not.
I've gone by myself, but what's the best thing you've been on them?
Harry, sorry, I had to catch you guys off.
Got to keep it fair for everybody.
See, you guys are off there, Harry.
They call you Harry because you got a lot of hair on your head.
Yes, I love the hair.
That's great. So much.
All right, Ben, I'll see you in the.
I'm going to drag you back.
So what do you think about Venom?
He's got a lot of hair.
He doesn't have more hair than me.
That's why they call him Harry.
Um, I like him. He's really sweet. I really like his accent. That's that's a plus for sure. Okay. Um, I'll give him
We'll give him a six. Okay. And is it a yes to go to the next round? Yes. Yes. There we go. Okay, let's see
We have like 20 people left so we might want to speed it up a little bit. I'll speed it up a little bit. Okay. Um, let's get in
I mean, so they're asking questions to me or
I think it should be a good place for us to be able to talk about my baby.
Yeah.
Hey, Zim.
There's a lot of people now, holy shit.
Zim, you there?
Yo, yo, you get me?
Yeah, can you turn your camera please?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Zim?
Well, let me turn your camera, let me turn it on your screen.
It's a R6, right?
Okay, what's your phone number?
I'm good.
Are you kidding me, right?
Yes, I can't hear you.
I can't see him.
You look like ice.
All right, what's good?
Sophie, I'm Zim.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I play games pretty much for a living though.
But I've seen your face around,
but I don't really know what you do.
I heard you talking about farms and stuff like that.
But what do you do for fun?
That's what you do for fun, is farming and shit like that?
It's so much fun.
I enjoy it a lot.
I also like, I really like Pokemon cards right now.
I've been going to a lot of card shows.
So that's something I'm interested in.
Yeah.
Um, what games do you play?
Uh, I play Rainbow Six Siege.
Uh, I don't know if you know it, but Jeansy plays it.
But, um, like, yeah, I'm pretty much like the best player on Siege.
I'm a pro.
I'm one of the best pros, but, uh, I did just come back off a game because, like,
some stuff had happened, so, you know, I had to, like, door-dash on the side
and shit like that.
But, uh, yeah, I'm living in Houston right now, just chilling.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
Awesome.
How was door-dashing?
Uh, I'm not going to lie, it's slums.
Like, if you door-dash, I'm sorry for you.
It's bro people cancel. I'm a cancel order type of guy, but the people that cancel their orders. Oh my god
It's slums, but uh, there is some good tastes like it depends on your area
I will say in LA was a lot better than Texas like Texas is where all the broken
Yeah, I used to live in LA, but I had to move because I got banned
You know times got hard like you know I was a broken again one point in time, but I'm back
I'm back. Don't worry about that. Yeah, we're on the come up. Yeah
No, we're different on the come-up, but no, I don't want to take too much time. Lacey
I already know I'm going to the next round. You're gonna get somebody else in. Yeah, yeah, of course
Yeah, of course it was nice meeting you Sophie. I'm Zim. Okay
Sofie, what are you, what were you raising?
Everyone's so awesome.
No, she's PR, I'm seeing it.
What do you mean?
She's laughing.
I will give Zim, he kind of seemed like he was, he was ready to get out of there, so I'll give him a 6 out of 10.
Okay, you're moving them?
Yeah, we'll move them.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Wait, you said you're into Pokemon cards?
Yes.
Like actually, you actively go and buy cards and try to get top chases.
Yes, I have a lot of top chases. I just got lovebirds in a 10. I'm really excited about that.
Oh, I'm curious about the PSA too. Okay, so you know ball?
Oh yeah, oh yeah. I should go get my case and show, but I have a lot. And then I also just got, I'm trying to collect all the tag team.
The tag team?
But the lovebirds are my...
I actually just got a lot of you, I got like six months ago the lot of you send, you know, the birds, the one from tag team.
Yeah, that's the lovebirds, all right?
Yeah, exactly.
They're make the...
You got that?
Yeah, I have that in a 10.
Yeah, that's right.
Maybe you guys should go on a little bit.
No, I'm just curious.
Could you say that?
I was very curious.
Maybe y'all should go on a little bit.
I don't know.
No, that's okay.
That's dope.
That's actually dope.
Yeah.
All right.
Let me try the next person in here.
Okay.
Paryeet, are you here?
Oh, this is classic.
This is classic.
Paryeet?
Yes.
His name's Paryeet.
Yes, Paryeet.
Okay.
Let me see if he's even here.
No, he might be AFK at the moment.
the moment while we wait for him to turn his mic on.
So what would you say like your type is just like curious?
Um, I really like someone that can make me laugh.
Um, also I like someone who's active.
I obviously I'm outside constantly.
So I need someone to mess that up to you.
Parheat, please turn your camera on.
Parheat, you there?
You might be having some technical difficulties.
I have to drag him out and get him back in a little bit.
He said, actually, go vintage.
Miss a shot.
We'll get him in the next round.
We can figure that out.
OK, let's get in.
All right, we got my friend.
His name is Kips.
Kips.
Yes.
Hello?
Can you turn your cam on?
Yeah, one second.
Give me a minute.
I've got to deactivate it.
Can you see me?
Yes, hello.
How you doing?
I love the outfit.
Yeah, I'm going to be honest.
I saw the picture on Twitter.
He was like, oh, this is the girl.
I have sun poisoning right now.
And I was like, I got to look good.
I got to be ready.
I got to hydrate just to see you.
You were so beautiful.
Thank you.
What did you get sun poisoning for?
What were you doing?
So I'd like to go to the beach a lot.
I'm sorry he likes to be a little active.
Even though by my appearance, I'm
trying to lose weight currently.
I've lost 30 pounds this year.
I'm pretty proud of that.
Hey, I don't judge on appearance.
OK.
I think you look phenomenal.
Hold on.
You as well.
I mean, thank you for even dressing up.
You've taken the time to come out here.
It's awesome.
Of course.
I'm very excited to meet everyone.
Yeah.
So what I'll say, nobody's really asked you.
What are you interested in?
Something I'm interested in.
I mean, I really hate to just keep talking about it,
but I want to get more animals on my farm.
That's awesome.
Jack, is that your dog behind you?
Yes.
This is a portrait of my Oliver.
That's beautiful.
I would go too.
What's his name?
Charlie.
Charlie Q, so I love that.
But he has dog dementia, and he's getting old,
and I'm getting really sad, because I'm
seeing him at the end of his life.
I didn't know dogs could get dementia.
No, kids is nice.
Chad, they got to make that a squark in here.
See him like this?
I've never seen my dog like this.
It's sad.
I honestly have cried.
I'm not even going to like, I'm going to be emotional
for a second, but I have cried over it.
No, I understand.
I can't even think about my dogs getting old,
because I'm a mess.
It is very so that's that's great. Is that Pikachu in a bag? Yes, it is. Oh my I love Pokemon
I'm a Q. I'm a Q. I'm a Q. Me too. Me also. I'm a Rizzy. I'm gonna be like that, but I got my case.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Paul?
Can I go grab a real quick? Do y'all care? She got time. Yeah, go grab it.
We got time. Three seconds. Yes, I actually need to see what she's got.
I'm not going to get a little bit better than mine.
This is my big ass case.
Damn.
And I have.
Oh my, you want to bubble me?
Yes.
I'm so fire.
Do you want one?
I would love one, but I don't want to do.
I feel like that's disrespectful question if she pulled on
Look at all these I would love to bubble me. But that's what I'm here for. I'm here for you. Yeah, of course
Of course, thank you, but yeah, that's something I've been doing every weekend
I try to go to a local card store and see what I can pick up
Who's your favorite? I'm trying to learn my favorite is vaporant. I love her. Okay, okay
But I'm trying to learn how to bargain
Yeah, you want to bargain but like yes, I'm the house. I'm the type to get I walk up
I'm ready and I start getting scared. I'm like they're gonna
You know they go come at me with a crazy price. I'm just gonna say yes anyway, cuz I feel bad like
My favorite what you asked I love entay, you know
Enta is great enta is great. All right kips. It's gonna wrap up around one
I'm gonna move you to their call. We're gonna get your rating. All right, so nice to meet you
Yes, it was nice to meet you also
Okay, what would you rate kips one to ten? He's so awesome. I'm gonna give him an eight an eight
Okay, I'm gonna see and move on to the next round. Yes. Yeah. Yes, we have a lot of things that he likes to go to the beach
I also love to go to the beach. So that's it's really awesome. Okay
Drag in let's get
I'll go saying this but yeah, I don't know which one is him though
You know, let's just let's just
What fucking Luke, can you please turn your camera on and
Luke Luke
Chat tell Luta undefined what is he doing?
Yes, yes, yes, I'm ready coach hold on all right just turn your camera on please
I've been so excited. I've been so excited to talk to you. Hello, nice to meet you. My
name is Luke. My name is Luke. My name is Luke. I see you have 999 in the back. Do you
like Juice World? Yeah, yeah, I'm a very big Juice World fan. I've been for a couple
years now. You do? Who's your favorite artist? My favorite artist is Bruno Mars. I'm a
I love that man. He's so awesome. He's a very very good performer. He looks good. Oh my god
So I'm about to go see him a concert. I'm actually so excited
I need someone to come with me. Oh really? I will
Yeah, I will I will pay for it and all I'm very excited I got front row tickets. Oh
Oh, you already got the tickets. Yeah, I got like
Well, no one yeah, I was trying to get one of my girlfriends come but everyone has said
Well, you know, um, thank you so much for the 10 gifted. Um, sorry about that. I
Tracked, um, you know, I I'm a very nice guy. So I like to, um, I like to, you know, make everyone feel welcome
So, um, I I heard you a lot of animals and I want to tell you about me like I love animals
I love dogs. Hold on. No, we actually recently did this because I am a very I am a very creative guy and
I would love I would love to give this to you. I could even sign it if you would like
I
Yeah, and I wanted to ask you what is your favorite body part to work out
I
Rarely go myself. I like to run so what are you?
Cardio, yeah, I guess Cardio I walk a lot
I travel a lot like we just went to Greece and I walked like 20,000 steps every single day because it's just so much walking
That's what it felt like.
My feet are falling off.
I'm very good at massaging.
I am very good at massaging.
That's really good to know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I just want to let you know that I did start running recently.
I bought running shoes if you would like to go for a run sometime.
I need a running bar to eat them.
Yeah, see, I love that.
That wants to get active together.
That's so awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's get active.
You know, let's go to dinner.
I'll take you to, uh, take you and buy you an animal.
I personally want like a pet monkey.
Okay.
I love monkeys.
You know, you're like a YouTube videos of people who like have like pet monkeys.
Yes.
I'm scared of monkeys.
You're not scared like it's going to rip your face off.
No, no, because my guys had his time.
Unfortunately, see you guys, we're going to have a conversation there.
Sorry.
You're going to have to continue that one.
Um, Luke, I'm going to drag you in to the waiting room.
Okay.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Sophie what would you rate him one to ten?
Luke I will give him I'll give him a seven out of ten. Okay. Oh, these are all really awesome people and you're gonna move to the next round
Yes, this is really hard. Okay
Everyone's so nice
I need
Be honest though, I don't think she's ever gonna say no. She's like too nice
Like all her responses are very like it feels PR feels PR like she's never I think she's gonna literally get
everyone to the next round.
Pari, you're in here.
Hey, Pari, are you there?
Hello?
Hi there.
Hello.
Can you hear me good?
Jharli, Jharli, stop, Jharli.
Let me turn camera on one second, sorry.
I'm so sorry.
It's funny because I'm Indian.
I have technical difficulties still.
But I promise I'm trying, OK?
Sorry for no.
You're very pretty, by the way.
Just want to let you know.
Thank you.
I appreciate that yeah yeah okay wait can you see me now yes I can see you sorry
sorry so sorry darling one moment okay there we go yes how are you I'm good
how are you doing good doing good I'm very very blessed to be speaking with
you you know you're like my dream cross sort of thing you know wow that's
awesome yeah that's a very firm um I'm from Miami I go back and forth from
Miami to Tampa a lot because I own a farm in Tampa no way you want to farm yes
I own a farm I have goats and stuff like I I have a lot of bakra and goats and
stuff that's awesome my goats are a pain in the ass and I need someone to help me
with that he's very chill guy you know I fought with him very much you know
type of thing so I have a question for you yeah what's up would it be okay if I
I got the Ootada
If you got what?
The Ootada
What's that?
You know it's like the OOTD
Outfit of the day
Ootada
Ootada
You never heard that?
Ootada
Very chill outfit
What's your tattoos?
Mind over matter
Just a good reminder
This is Will Be Alright from a Harry Styles song.
And then I got stung by a jellyfish and that's what this is.
Oh my God, you know how to get rid of the jellyfish thing, right?
Okay, that's a myth.
Everyone told me to pee on it, but that's fake.
Yeah, I mean, I heard about that too.
Have you ever seen Friends?
I have seen Friends, yes.
Yeah, that's what I got from, you know?
Yes, yes.
Yeah, but also-
You're supposed to just rinse it with sea water.
Oh, okay, okay, makes sense.
So I have a question.
Don't pee on someone's jellyfish.
Okay, I promise I won't.
I won't argue, my little snuggle muffin.
Um, but so like, what's your pet peeves?
If you don't mind me asking.
A pet peeve is someone who doesn't like clean up after themselves.
Oh yeah, I also hear that very much, you know.
Yeah, I don't, I hate like coming into an Airbnb and like there's just cup, use cups everywhere
and people don't know.
Yeah.
Just rinse out their own facts.
Exactly, exactly.
So I'm a little bit confused because I see dog picture, but I see cat ears.
Yes, this is my dog. I love your laugh.
You want me to teach you how?
You can teach me how to laugh like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I'm cracking jokes with you, from now on we're both going to laugh and say,
you know?
I cannot do that.
Yeah, you know.
But yeah, this is my dog Oliver and then these just came with the head.
He might make a deep run.
Oh, okay. So are you dog person or cat person?
I think I'm a dog person. I love dogs.
Okay, I love that. Sorry. I don't mean to take too much of your time. You know, you're very busy woman stuff, you know
No, you're all good. It was great. It was great meeting you
That is actually time on the round
Okay, party eat. I'm gonna drag you back into the call and we'll see if you make it to the next run. All right
Okay, thanks, honey. It was nice meeting you. So who's your great party one to ten?
Wow, he's so funny. Yeah, he's hilarious. He's so funny
I'm going to rate him, I'll rate him a seven out of 10.
And moving on?
Yes, we'll move them off.
Okay.
All right, next let's get, let's get, okay, let's get this person in here.
Um, Bardon, you there?
Hello?
Hey Bardon, can you turn your camera on?
Yeah, I got you, I got you, bro.
All right, all of them.
Where's Kyle?
Come here.
Give me one second, please.
Our dog.
We're shocked.
We're shocked.
I've seen you.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I was just, I was just, uh, I was just at the club and I just came back to the club in your house. Um, hey, everywhere I go, it's a club. So, so, uh, respect. So, so, yeah. Yeah. Um, I love the intro.
the intro thank you thank you I really I really love you what thank you thank you
yeah yeah what's your favorite what's your favorite thing about me um I I you
seem very nice you like Bruno Mars I love Bruno Mars I also yes I love
for tomorrow. She's so awesome. And he's gone. He's he's
lagged out for me. We just told her he loves her. She did. I
missed it. Hello. Wait. Oh my god. Did I go? No, no, no,
you're still here. Sophie. I don't okay. Okay. I think the
smoke machine the smoke machine smoked his I think he
He overheated his PC or something.
Oh my god.
Did his smoke machine just overheat his PC?
Honestly, dedication.
Okay, I'm going to drag him over here and then maybe we'll get him back in when his PC is fixed, all right?
Oh my god, that is so hilarious.
I guess we'll move on to the next person.
Wait, is it my guy?
The smoke machine I think it made his PC too.
No, that intro was fire.
The intro was like, I don't need to know anymore honestly.
Just move him on to the next round.
Is that the one you tested for?
You tested it on some of us.
King, you there, King?
Oh.
Oh no, I don't know, King's here.
King?
Hey, where'd he go?
He's right there.
Oh, we're dragging him now so he knows what he's up.
You might have maybe a delay.
No, I can drag someone else until he's ready.
Do I have the person that wants to go up?
There's one person.
All right.
I'm going to put King here.
We'll be dragging him back in after.
All right.
Okay.
This is, uh, Conn right here.
Conn.
Conn, can you turn your camera on, please?
And I'm deafened.
Yeah, hello.
Can you hear me?
I can hear you. I cannot see you yet though.
Conn, it's like non-stop, look.
Oh, there we go.
It's so dark. Hello.
I can take that picture.
He's so nervous.
Hello, let there be light.
How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
I'm doing great.
It's very nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I just wanted to know what you do for work.
Well, I post content online.
I post on all platforms.
And yeah, that's basically what I do.
Respect, respect.
Thank you.
What do you like to do outside of work?
He's so nervous.
I like to travel.
I travel a lot.
My favorite thing to do is go to a beach. I love to get a good tan. Yes, I'm not
worried about the sun or anything because you only live once. I live by
that. We shouldn't live our life in fear. We have to go out and enjoy every day as
much as we can. So that's something I live by. I like working on my farm.
I don't really call it a job because I enjoy it so much.
I do. I have a farm. I have to constantly feed cattle. I'm trying to
expand it. So I got baby cows that I have to take care of constantly because they're
eventually going to breed and make my herd bigger. So I take care of them every
day. I have goats that I take care of. I actually have a butcher shop.
No I do not. Lacey knows nothing about me. He's lying. What I was going to say in
response to that is I actually live on my family farm. We have a bunch of
animals. We have a bunch of longhorns and stuff. I see your hat. It has a longhorn on it.
Yep, yep, um, and we're actually trying to get rid of some of our animals just to slow
down the busyness we have with them, uh, yeah.
That's awesome, that's awesome.
I would love to have a cow if you're willing to give one away.
Yeah, for sure.
Where do you live?
Kentucky.
Kentucky, okay.
Not too far from Florida.
Okay, I'm bonding over the cows, beautiful, all right, guys.
How many last words you have to say to Sophie before I drag you.
You're very beautiful. It's nice to meet you. Thank you.
All right. Can I just say something before you get the rating?
That was the most respectful out of every single person that was there.
I think he's a really good guy. Yeah, I agree. I mean, he was just chill.
He seemed a little nervous, but I like him. He was really nice.
Okay. So what was your rate, Con?
I'm going to give Con a six out of 10. Okay.
And are just because he was a little nervous, I think.
I want to figure out about the.
OK, let's see if King is ready now.
Going from condo King.
I'm gonna let's wait.
He said he couldn't get his camera to work.
OK, so wait.
Yeah, do someone else.
All right, let's do King get it together.
I'm saying.
All right, Hydra.
Or actually almost done with the first round.
We're getting there about.
Hydra.
Yep, hola.
Yo, Hydra, can you turn your cam on?
Yeah, it's gonna be one second.
Ahem.
Who just said hola-fing-threat incoming?
Well, what is Hydra, bitch?
Ah, he's a Fortnite player.
Fortnite?
Fortnite streamer.
Shit!
Wait, one sec.
Is he about to have a pee?
Hold on, hold on, one sec.
Alright.
Camera, shoot.
Maybe one sec.
I know it's good.
Hello, how are you?
Hello, Hydra?
Yeah, what's up?
Are you Persian?
It's very nice to meet you.
Maybe.
Do you have a presentation?
Yeah, I worked really hard on this, so.
Okay, would you like to show me?
Yeah, yeah.
So, why I deserve doing this e-date?
This is Sophie.
Oh, my name is Hydra.
Hydra, it's nice to meet you.
I think I want to marry you.
I've got it.
Keep listening for a while.
Yes, that's really nice.
I love Kari.
Amazing dates and shit. So that's us like
What the fuck is this tattoo I beat the fuck out of this guy earlier. He was like fucking shit a shit
So I beat fuck out of him. Oh shit, so I can back to you. You know any guy comes up, you know
You're pretty famous to be a pretty so a lot of guys over here. I
Love animals as you can see me as a kid, you know on one of my family
Recently
Burned shit
Contestants obviously you haven't met them yet, but just you know, this is a warning. So this is a no
He's a massive cheater. He's already cheated on every video game big ass nose
So you can try and kiss them if you're gonna airing a roadblock
This is pilot last night getting spit on by different girls. So he already has a girl
So don't worry about him. They come on what I'm doing. He's 29 years old
It's in front of him by a name you start brought on with it 29. So watch out for them
I'm six three
And that's and so to me think I really like it straight to the point
Do you have anything else to say?
No, just say you're absolutely beautiful and I'd like to get to know you more.
So I would love to go to the next round and get to know more about you.
Your passion, your family, your friends, you know.
You know, I'd like to get to know you because you're obviously beautiful,
but it's all about what's inside of you.
Amazing. I agree. Thank you.
Aga. All right. Hydra, thanks.
Straight to the point.
Presentation.
It was beautiful.
I'll see you soon.
Yeah, we'll see about that.
What the fuck did I just what would you rate hydra Sophie?
He's kind of giving me like Patrick Bateman vibes. I was that Batman
Yeah, no like
No, the the guy from American Psycho
He's a serial killer. No, no, he's just like kind of given that vibe just a little bit, you know, okay
Is that your vibe? What would you rate that vibe?
Um, I really like the presentation. I'm gonna give him a five out of ten just because I want to see more and we'll move on
Okay, hold up. That's how we got talk. I'm not even on some hate shit with him, but he's cool. I'm sure he's a great guy
What is it you actually genuinely like saw something in him that you're like, okay, I want to talk to him more
Well, I just think the presentation was interesting. I I don't you know
I feel like first impressions you can learn a lot from someone but also second impressions matter
also. So I really just want to see what he's going to do next because the
presentation really was, you know, threw me off. I wasn't expecting that. And I
looked straight to the point. Okay, let's get up. So this is actually one of the
people that was in his presentation. His name is Pilate. He was the one that was
getting a girl spinning in his mouth. I'm interested. Pilate. I have this
conversation. Pilate, please turn your camera. Hello. Oh wait one sec, please.
You guys do it. Yes, I can hear you. I was I had to do a couple things real quick. I gotta meet this
I'm coming in two seconds three two one and hey, how you doing? Hello pilot. Whoa, you look a lot better on
camera
That's supposed to mean
Sorry, I noticed I see the woman. I'm gonna be honest
before me, I don't know how he pulled up a picture from me when I was in college.
He said that was taken last night.
That liver was not taken last night because last night I was with my goddamn grandma and
that liver could not have happened.
Okay, well I'm glad that you were with your grandma, that's nice, spending a great time.
And also I have that exact same headset.
You can use Amazon Prime to sub for free or pay $5 to get a tax.
Oh no, what happened? Did you get mad?
Yeah, I don't like to lose and then I kind of lost and then I threw it on the ground.
But I did have the same headset and it looks really good on you.
Thank you, I appreciate that.
You're welcome.
You should probably go get some anger management classes if you're throwing your thing.
Well, I didn't throw it. I kind of dropped it from a very high spot with velocity
With velocity from my harm
Okay, how are you drinking? Do you drink at all? I?
Yes, I do drink supply that's actually drunk right now. I
Would never be drunk on a first date
Okay, I'm lying
I am
But would say a tiny bit buzz
Okay, well what's your preferred choice of drink?
I like vodka, you seem like a tequila girl.
I actually hate tequila, I love vodka.
Me?
I fucking hate tequila.
You're a vodka girl?
I cannot do, yes.
I cannot drink tequila.
I fucking, we would fit in perfect guys, where do you at?
Yes.
I'm not trying to, you know, toot my own horn, but I was at a super lit function
And Lacey called me up and said, hey, your future wife,
E-date today, you've got to be here ASAP.
And I left the super cool function,
and I ubered back immediately to get here to talk to you.
What function?
It was Nick Naracias, VJ party.
OK, that's awesome.
Yeah, and I made sure to leave.
Well, he paid me to DJ it.
I was just DJing it, a couple of drinks.
But I was like, you know, it's Sophie.
I was like, party here and Sophie here.
That definitely did happen and unfortunately,
pilot your time is up, Mr. DJ.
No, no, no, I'm not done yet.
No, Sophie.
Sophie, can you tell me maybe something about you?
I don't want to talk about myself too much.
Well, you just did for five minutes.
Hey, well, Lacey.
Goodbye.
Okay, what do you rate pilot one to 10?
I'm gonna, I don't believe the grandma story.
The girl that used to be this grandma last night?
And also come and drunk to a first first impression. I mean, I have to give him a little bit of respect though because he was I guess
Working at it as a DJ and he left to come and meet me. I'll give him a
Four out of ten
That picture of like I can't get that photo
I thought the girl spitting in his mouth.
Yeah, I can't get it.
Yes, it's insane.
It's insane.
Huh?
That's the great.
Yeah, there's a girl spitting in his mouth
in the picture you saw.
OK, so is he going to move on to the next round or no?
I feel bad because he left DJing to come talk to me.
So I'm going to move him on to the next round
because I want to find out just a little more.
OK, fair enough.
Fair enough, fair enough.
All right, next one is, all right,
Let's get this next person in here.
Shop.
Shop.
You're up.
Oh.
She's smiling already.
Oh, she seems excited for this one.
She seems excited for Shop.
Chat.
Hello.
OK, hold on.
Give me two seconds.
He's hilarious.
Two seconds.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, we can hear you.
I can hear you.
Give him our shop.
All right.
Hey, what time is it?
Camera on
Okay, why am I doubling though?
We can see you shock. I can see you. Oh because I'm playing a stream. I'm playing a stream. Okay, Sophie give me two seconds
Okay, don't worry
Where have you been? I don't know it's been way too long
I miss you I miss how beautiful your smile your eyes look I get lost in them every freaking time I look into them
How are you? I'm good. How are you doing?
Good a matter. No, I miss you listen. I know it's been a long time
We've had our ups and downs. I know we've broken up a couple times, you know on and off camera
But I want to make it up to you. I want to win you back, you know, I want to I want to get this right finally, you know, I
Really like your head that person. I like yours, too
I have where are you at right now? I'm just in my basement. You know, I just I know where do you live? I
Live in New York. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I know I know used to live with you in Miami
I mean, but I had to move back, you know, yeah
Yeah, I had a you know stuff away from you kind of learn a bit more about myself
See I could treat you better because you're an amazing person. I really got it. I got a home that in you know
And you're killing it and streaming
No, I'm not what I think so I think you're killing it and everything I think you're an inspiration
I think your content is amazing. I think like you your snapchat is awesome
Like your your content is funny your your Pokemon content is frigging awesome. Yes. Yes, you have to open a couple
I got your car right here. Yeah, we got to do a pack rip. Listen. Can I give you like a
a rundown of an ideal date I want to do to win you back.
I would love to hear, please.
Okay, by the way, how is that cow
I bought for you back, sir?
Is he good?
He's good, yeah, he's great.
He's good.
He bought her a cow?
Here we go, ideal date.
It could be in Florida, it could be in New York,
wherever you prefer.
I do have a place in Fort Myers area,
kind of close to you, like Southwest Florida,
but here's the ideal date.
Breakfast at your favorite spot.
Okay, wake up, we go to breakfast,
or we could do like a brunch in bed,
I'll make a bunch, a brunch in bed,
I'll make you breakfast, whatever, we could go out.
Second, picnic and Pokemon on the beach.
You know, we go to the water, you know,
watch the sun come up, open some packs,
have a picnic, be really nice and calm.
Third, we get ready to go to dinner, you know,
chill, have a couple drinks, like at the crib.
I don't drink, I can make you a mocktail
or something there in espresso martini.
I know how to make drinks and cook all that.
I love espresso martini.
Yeah, we like it with Bailey they were not Bailey's I can't I can't remember I like it with Bailey's with Bailey's
I'm gonna make you the best one
Okay, after that dinner at my favorite spot. I would like to take you to you know fifth ev in Naples
I
Don't actually ever been a little tall. Yeah, I'll take you there
Refresher
Yeah, then after that we're gonna go to an aquarium and just go crazy there have a great time
This is gonna be all off camera
I don't want any of this on camera,
and I want to get to know you even better,
off stream, off content, no,
not even a selfie will be taken, okay?
Okay, that's shit.
Okay, then we'll go back to either my place or your place,
and we pop in seven to eight Blu-rays.
Blue, what?
Particularly Pixar movies.
We just watch a bunch of Pixar movies.
And get your favorite to pick my favorite
with your favorite after that.
I'll make you cookies or cuddle.
We'll have a great time just like old time
And I think, well, I'm an amazing name.
I think that's been a great day.
Yeah, it sounds fantastic to me.
And I'm looking forward to the state.
All right.
And how was your trip?
How was your trip in Greece?
It was awesome.
But I miss you.
You should have been there.
I know.
If I could have took you to prom,
I would have freaking flew you out, dragged you back.
But I think you're busy.
Yes.
All right.
I'm going to have to sit there.
We've got to get through the rest of the people.
Yes.
All right, shock. Thank you.
I'm really seeing you, Sophie.
Yes, it was nice to see you also again.
All right.
OK, Sophie, what was your great shock, 1 to 10?
I mean, 8 out of 10.
8 out of 10.
OK, fair enough.
Fair enough.
He's great.
I'm going to start cutting these a little quicker, OK?
OK, OK, no worries.
Muda.
You haven't added?
Uh hello, what if you turn your camera on course bro, of course
Hello
I wish I could grab them through the screen
Oh
So yeah, I got you daisies, but can I say a quick introduction on myself? Yes, of course just to make it easy
My name is Muda. I'm 22 years old. I won gamer of the year in 2025
I hit rank one and two different continents in Valorant true
and and
There's this
Theory going around that I cheated video games because it was so good
Oh, I like to care about this. Yeah, I'd like to go to the gym after I stream
See I beat Lacey in a fortnight 1v1 one time. He's still thinks I'm cheating to this day
huge nose to could smell you through the screen
All right, so they're just hate there's a dog and on you. I told you I don't know
I think they're just all jealous. Uh, but yeah, whatever you look great. Hey, I appreciate a case on I appreciate you, bro
Yeah and that's pretty much it. I go to the gym, I stream every day and I take care of
my family. Now tell me a little bit about yourself. I heard you like farms.
Yes. I live on a farm. I also take care of my family. I retired my parents so I fully
take care of them now. But yeah, I live on a farm. I like taking care of animals. I
want to get more involved. I want to get more animals, bigger farm. I just recently
got a tractor, I'm still trying to learn how to use it, but yeah, I need someone to just
help me with that kind of stuff. Also, I like that you're active, I need someone to get me
into the gym, I've never been to the gym before, so I'm going to try going more.
Yeah, so yeah, I have a six pack and I left very heavy, I could do a lot of the yarn
running, very easily.
Can I see the six pack?
Yes, of course, actually.
Okay, okay, actually I'm going to go to the back.
You like my titties as well?
Oh my god, you can move them? That's so awesome.
Yes, of course. I feel like it's bare minimum for a man to take care of himself physically.
I agree. 100%.
So I heard you like dogs. Is there a reason why you like them better than cats?
I love cats. I don't have any ill will towards cats. I just I love my baby Oliver and he's,
I've always had dogs growing up. I've only ever had one cat and
He tried to
Within the first week of me having him so I kind of like have a little trauma
Yeah, that's terrible. Unfortunately gonna have to cut your guys conversation right here after the ab method was pulled out
Mota
It was uh, it was very nice talking to you Sophie. You look very nice talking to you as well. Thank you
So if you would rate Muda 1 to 10 and in is he moving on?
Okay, can you be honest with me Lacey? Yeah
Does he actually cheat in video games?
He has in the past
That's pretty serious, I don't know if he still does I don't I don't think he still does but he definitely has in the past
Okay, I'm gonna give I'll give him a five out of ten
Okay, is he moving on the five out of
Is it okay that I'm moving everyone on do I need to start it's just gonna be it's just gonna make it longer if you have time
Okay, I mean it's what we'll move him on we'll move okay. I'm here by it's I don't want to like cut into your time
You know what I mean? Oh, all right. I'm good. All right. Let's see if King is ready real quick King
King, King, are you ready, King?
Yo, Chad, it's not Elman's, bro, I have to be honest!
And he just called me fat!
Fuck you, me now, man!
He literally just sneaked his me by calling me fat!
Just don't think King is here yet, we ain't.
Are we done?
Again, still?
Listen, we are on King's time.
You will understand once he turns his camera on.
But it seems to be that he came is not here yet. Okay. Let me just
Write him out and let's get it. Is he the last one? Maybe we'll see this is this is saunty saunty. Yes, his name is saunty
Okay
I like that name maybe if he's if he's here
you.
Salty!
Yo!
What's good?
Hello!
Oh shit!
I hear myself!
Oh, wait bowling ball!
I'm viewed up.
Oh, okay.
Bowling ball?
Bowling ball!
He's talking to me.
He's fat.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's try to lace it real quick.
You're not even fat.
Thank you. Thank you, Sophie.
Hey, you're welcome. I got you.
Oh, yeah. Nice to meet you, Sophie.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Sophie.
Nice to meet you, also.
Yep.
Yep. Nice to meet you.
I'm not going to lie. I think I love you.
What?
That's a quick, quick impression.
Classic, saunty, love bombing.
I feel like you...
What do you love about me?
I just feel like you would bring a lot of joy into my life.
Okay.
I don't know, I'm getting that feeling.
I'm looking at your room and it's a little messy.
Yeah, sorry, I'm not using my room right now.
Like I'm on vacation right now and I'm just like,
I'm in someone else's room, I'm in my friend's room.
Oh, okay, okay, so it's not your room?
Yeah, yeah, so, yeah, yeah, no.
He goes on vacation a lot, it brings him a lot of joy.
Okay, okay, I love vacation.
Yeah.
What's your favorite spot in the vacation too?
Anywhere that's like more towards like southeast,
like bottom right of the, of like the globe.
Okay, okay.
So like Miami.
Yeah, like Miami.
Did he?
Asia, like Asia.
Did he?
Oh, where have you been?
You ever been like to Korea?
No, but I really want to go to Korea, but I've been to Japan and the Philippines.
Do I just say, wait, don't you guys have a mutual?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, yeah, I do.
Yeah, I like travel.
Wait, I noticed that you have a painting of a dog in the background.
Yeah.
Wait, Santi, have you ever been to Korea?
I
Have I ever been to Korea? No, I can't no, I don't think I don't think I could say that I've ever been to Korea
It's like more of like a spiritual journey. Um wait speaking. Why is this like so suspicious?
Huh, I don't know. I don't know why do you have a wiener dog Sophie? I do I have two wiener dogs. Oh
Yeah, my
It got it got ran over y'all have a mutual, right? Oh
We do oh
Oh, I you said you know I should she's like yeah
Ashley no
You dead ass Iisha Sophie
Yeah, I used to Sophie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I should I should the back
I just say it, I just say it, Jack.
The winner dog?
Oh look, but this one.
No, there's a-
Oh, the wolf, no Joy May.
Oh.
Oh Joy, yes.
I also know Joy.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, Joy, like, yeah, I used to,
I used to be in love with Joy May, but then-
Don't call me a bowling ball, bitch!
She like, she kinda broke my heart.
Oh no, oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Yeah, what had happened is she got caught
with metaglassics on the beach with like another dude.
What?
Oh, I didn't see that.
No, yeah, it went semi-viral.
Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that.
Yeah, I know, yeah.
She's a great girl.
She's a great girl.
No, no, yeah, she's a great person.
She is a great person.
I love the Wiener dog.
Wait, he got caught with another girl?
I was talking about it's like homage
because I had a Wiener dog before.
His name was Punder.
I was like 11 and he got ran over.
That's tragic, sorry.
Fuck thunder!
He got ran over and then, yeah, sorry.
I still get a little bit of emotion.
Oh no, are you about to cry?
No, no, no.
It's just like, I'm kind of a guy
that feels a lot of emotions.
Okay, I can appreciate that.
Yeah, if a guy cried in front of you,
would that have like an effect on you?
Like would you like him a little bit less?
God damn sassy we see to watch!
Holy shit!
My favorite emotion I like a guy that can like cry and get his emotions out can talk about his emotions and be
Commutative communicative. Oh
Communicate. Yeah communicative. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, is English your second language? What?
No, it's my first
It's my only language
Okay, because I was wondering what your ethnicity was you're kind of like racially ambiguous first
I'm Filipino and
Wait, what's your favorite month out of the year?
My favorite month out of the year, September is my birthday month.
Yeah, yeah.
Why?
No, I'll probably just say it.
All right, I'm going to have to cut the conversation there, you two, Sonti, any last words?
By the way, we see the watch.
We see it.
Yes.
You saw it?
Oh, sorry.
Yeah.
Yeah, sorry.
Yeah, yeah, no, it was very nice to meet you. It was nice to meet you also
What would you give so do I just what would you give saunty one to ten?
I'm like I like I don't know how I feel after talking to him
So I'm gonna give him a four the room was messy like I just I don't
Know but like still you're gonna like you're gonna go to that room see it's messy for a first date and still use it
Couldn't at least straighten it up a little bit valid valid
You know are you gonna move on?
um
Yeah, I'm gonna move them on just okay, all right. I want to find out more in here now
Okay, I was with the next person. This is a good friend of mine. His name is Reem. Oh
Shit finally man, I've been waiting I've been waiting my full
How you doing Sophie?
Hello, how are you?
I'm doing good, doing very good, very good.
That's what I'm saying, first of all,
you are very beautiful.
What brings me in today?
Really just want to talk to you from saying,
oh, you should actually just bling it on his wrist.
I'm a street nigga, I day trade here and there.
And I really want to say,
I would definitely take advantage of you
when I'm most vulnerable.
I definitely number one from scene number two.
Yeah, parents, very beautiful once again.
Thank you.
Yeah, you can let me know about yourself, though.
He just said, well, my name is Sophie.
I'm 21.
I live in between Tampa and Miami.
I go back and forth because I own a farm and I work on it.
I like being outside.
I travel a lot.
I enjoy spending quality time with people.
Yeah, me too, me too.
And yeah.
Okay. Okay. Um, where are you at? Where you said New York?
Yeah, I live in New York for me full time. I'm from Sam. I am, I am affiliated with, um,
the club of boys and I'm casting as little men's.
Okay. I wish I showed me, I wish I showed me, you know, all that.
Did you have fun there?
I had a lot of fun. That's awesome.
Oh my gosh, she's so uninteresting. I wasn't a cast national university
trailer. That is, that is a very big part of what we all talk about.
Okay, okay awesome. I would like to ask what's like your favorite food?
My favorite thing to eat is steak. I love a good steak. Yes. Okay, okay a good steak with a good baked potato
He popped his all already
There's a place called
Mashles they have good steak foster steak. I like you're gonna check it out. I'm saying if you wanna go to a little day
Just let me know I'll take it. What is he looking at?
I like the watch. What kind of watch is that? Oh
Cartier from the tic-tac shop not too crazy. Okay. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um
Yeah, what was what's your type? Oh, um, honestly, I just want someone that loves me all day every day
That will do anything for me. Take care of me. Make me laugh
Okay, and act someone active. Do you go to the gym? I
I ain't a lot, I really don't be in a gym that's actually why I picked a gun in the first place.
You know what I'm saying?
You want a gun?
Huh?
What?
You want a gun? Is that what you said?
It's my protection, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, just my protection.
Do you own one?
I do actually, but I only leave it at home.
What's up a gun you got?
She has a gun?
My dad bought it for me.
What the gun?
Just keep it in my nightstand just in case for anything. Yeah pretty fucking fierce. Um, yeah
Okay, well, I'm going to have to stop the conversation short there great conversation. Okay nice watch and nice gun. Thank you
Yeah, thank you so much. Thank you so much man
All right, so what would you hate ream once again?
Um, I'm gonna give him a four. I just didn't really feel like we were connecting at all. You know, he wasn't really
Are you gonna move there wasn't much eye contact?
Honestly, I'm gonna move him on just because I want to talk to him one more time.
Okay, okay, by the way, you are allowed to say no.
Okay, I know, I know.
I'm just letting you know, I'm just letting you know, I'm just letting you know, I'm just letting you know.
All right, let's see.
Everyone's so nice so far.
Levin?
I said everyone's so nice so far.
I know, I know.
Okay, let's get Shibu.
She said that's to everyone hello she's doing make you turn your camera on
She moved hello that's a good hello hello hello yeah we can hear you just can't see you I haven't
technical. Oh brother. Oh, calm down, calm down, calm down back here.
Hello. What's your name? Um, my name is Chibu for me. Yeah. Nice to meet you.
What's your name? Nice to meet you. I'm Sophie. Sophie. Nice to meet you.
All right. Okay. I'm from Jersey. Where are you from? Jersey. I am from Miami,
but I live in between Tampa and Miami.
What's going on with the doors in the back?
What's going on with the doors in the back?
I'm beyond this issue.
I play this game for a lot of arrivals.
Sometimes I get mad at people.
So I did a couple.
I'm going to fix this tomorrow.
Okay.
It was a bad community.
Yeah, but anyways, check it out.
I just wanted to know what you'd be doing for a living.
Well, Shibu has so much rage.
I post content on all platforms online.
I travel a lot.
I spend a lot of time with my family
and I work on my farm.
Work on the farm?
Yes, I own 20 acres in Tampa.
I have cattle and goats that I take care of every day
and it's really awesome.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm not going to lie, you'd be selling some goats.
Maybe I could like, buy some goat.
I'll be fucking with goat meat.
What?
I have never had goat yet.
Never had goat?
I'm like, well, I'm just like,
and yo, there's something called pepper soup.
You've got some good goop meat with that.
Are you a good cook?
Yeah, I'm a good cook.
I could cook.
I do a lot.
What's your favorite dish to cook?
My favorite dish.
Are you a big goat?
Yeah, I could do a lot.
I like to cook big.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
I could do well done, medium rare.
I can't do the all-races.
People like the all-cook,
people like the medium rare,
so I like it a little lot.
I like my medium rare.
Yeah.
I like my medium rare.
So basically, let me tell you about my self,
I'm a streamer in our box.
Okay.
For me, I like fighting, you know what I'm saying?
Fighting is really,
when you hurt somebody,
like just, you can take all your anger out in the ring,
you know?
I love that, you know?
It's a great place.
Have you ever heard of anger management classes?
That's gonna be a topic.
Why did he just,
Why is anger management when you get like,
when you transfer it somewhere else, you know?
Okay, okay.
Yeah, so I like doing that.
What else?
I stream, play basketball and stuff.
And I'll be paying the piano and stuff.
Oh, what's your favorite song to play?
I call it Cat.
My favorite song, I like playing Love Story.
Okay.
Have you heard about that?
I think she's cute.
By who?
It's like an old medieval song.
Oh, okay.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna have to cut it there.
Whoa, whoa, cut it there.
I just I just got started.
Big boy.
What the hell?
It your time is up.
She will my time is up.
Oh, listen for me.
The last thing I just want to say before I go.
My look.
I have enough time to show you who I am.
But I'm going to let you know this.
What?
Mark.
What's going on?
Well, you appreciate all my fight earnings.
I get next brand risk.
She will what's that?
What's that background you're going to open up?
What is what's going on?
Listen, go buy yourself a house.
Go buy your mama house for me.
Go put some money in your savings.
All right?
I'm gonna be your top spender.
I love that.
But if you realize, yeah, don't get rid of me.
Thanks, son.
There was a lot going on.
What would you give Shibu?
Watch 10.
Oh my God, I don't know.
I'm scared.
He seems angry.
He's a ball. He's I will say I've seen him fight in person.
He does hurt people for sure, but only in the boxing reason.
Great guy outside of it.
OK, um, what was the photo at the end?
Um, that was a reference of, um, it was just a YouTube video.
OK, OK, um, I don't know.
I'm I'm going to give him a three out of 10.
It wasn't really by then.
Oh, God. Wow.
What was yet? Okay.
Is it moving on?
Um, yes.
I think I'm going to move everyone on just because I want to see them all in the next
round.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Wow.
Everyone's so awesome so far.
Okay.
I'd like have a couple of people in my mind though that are like, you know, tippin' the
iceberg.
Yeah.
For the first couple round eliminations.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's get-
King's ready if you want to do King.
Okay.
Hello hello, yeah, hold on one second. Sorry. I'm gonna let her ask your name cuz I mean you know not gonna tell her your name
I'll let you tell her
I'm going to try this.
Little Xbox mic?
Oh, is that working?
Oh, okay.
Oh, Lacey, by the way, I love the, oh wait, hold on a second.
I'm so sorry.
There you go.
Lacey, look.
Lacey, I love that your hair, by the way.
You look like Fat Amy.
What's good?
Nice to meet you.
My name's Connor.
I go by Rod Dog Moon.
Connor goes by Rod Dog Moon.
Okay.
You got it.
at what's going on in the background wait oh yeah so they're throwing a party here but I don't really
party I like to go stay inside um this is not my type of life but wait I gotta show you something
look they're getting mobbed by the shit that's nailed the six pack of nice lips in the back
damn um what's going on sorry there's uh there's a lot going on i'm gonna show you something
Oh my gosh head what are the odds this is my dog maybe oh my god what it he or
she he he oh my god he's such a stud yeah no he's really he's really cute and
really cool when we hang out and when I take you out on a date we can bring
him with us maybe we go to like a dog park oh my gosh that's so awesome yes
Yeah, that'd be really fun, but you have a really nice eyebrows.
I really like eyebrows.
I appreciate that.
Look at Braids.
Yeah, of course, of course.
I like my little background or everything.
But your name is, you said Sophie, right?
Name Sophie?
Yes, it's my name is Sophie.
I'm a social creator.
I post on platforms.
Okay, okay.
Hell yeah, that's awesome.
That's awesome.
So what's your favorite thing to do with Navy?
Honestly, I like to take him out, I like to go to the mall with him, I just treat him good
because he came from an abusive family.
I actually saved him.
Yeah, it was like four months ago, I saved him from the family.
He was quite the bag, but yeah, they were just abusing him, they weren't feeding him,
they were leaving rocks outside and it was raining, neighbors were coming out throwing
rocks at him and I wanted to give him a better life, so I took him in.
Okay, that's that's awesome. I love that. Yeah caring guy caring guy. Exactly. Yeah, I'm not a big party guy
I'm sorry. I know it's like hectic in the background. It's just like, you know, I live with other people
So there's not really much I can do but I just I like how much people do you live with I live with a few other people
Okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah, but um, right? I'm gonna have to yeah, it's really loud in the background really loud
Yeah, I'm sorry. This is a lot. This is my friend. Yeah
Wait, this is the guy I was talking about.
Raw Dog?
It's not really good friend. Yeah, it's not really good friend.
Okay.
Awesome.
And he got a lob from a friend?
I can't hear you.
Wow.
This is it.
Okay.
Lob got a conversation. Fair enough. Get him mugged by your friend.
Oh, also, Sophie, when, what's called, in my culture, I know it's like, it might sound kind of weird, but
Um when we go out like the second time because like we're gonna go out one time
And it's gonna be great so that when they go out again
I'm gonna take you back to my hometown at rap and we like to give
People that we bring like that are really close to us like cows. I want to give you like a highland a cow
I don't know if you know what that is, but yeah
Yeah, all right
We will see you in the next round
Okay, awesome. All right. What would you rate rod dog?
out of 10 you know this is so hard this is so hard iraq is scary isn't that an
active war zone
I'm going to give honestly not out over the stay up to date there's more not
anymore was okay okay that's good to know I'm gonna give him a six I used to
save them. I love her. Okay. Okay. And she was telling me a little bit about him. So you're gonna love this next person. He is. He's full of he's very full. Okay. Yo, Brando. Yo, what's up, man? And make it turn your camera on. Yeah, yeah, you got to give me one second. Alright, Brando. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, just making sure I get the name.
Yes, I can see you. Hello. What's up? Yeah, I'm too much Brando. They call me Brando and I'm 24. I just recently moved to Texas stuff because I kind of want to venture off and like try to get a farm and stuff out here.
Everybody's a farmer today. I just made one of the last two FNCS is one of the major tournaments. I am going to EWC in Paris soon.
I'm going to have to pause this conversation real quick. We have an alarm going off. It was a random alarm that was going to sound during one of the open rounds. Both of you must give an outfit of the day. Please. It is a side play.
Okay. Who's going first? You can go first, Sophie. You can go first. Okay.
Okay, who's going first?
You can go first, Sophie.
You can go first.
Okay.
Um, very plain, simple outfits.
This is my top.
It's from Motel Rocks.
Motel Rocks?
Yeah, Motel Rocks.
American Eagle, and then my jellyfish thing is now a part of it.
Oh my god, he's getting, he's a butler?
This is your one.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Sorry, my butler was um, he was handing me um-
He's getting mugged!
Wine and McDonald's?
No, that was a McDonald's.
That was salad.
That was that was salad
He looks like a brand of what?
American
All right. Nice. Nice. What about like your bracelets and stuff?
Well, you know, this is really cool. I like your necklace
Louis Vuitton
Earrings
Okay, you said my turn
I am six three by the way, so I'm kind of tall
I got a champion hoodie champion.
We got Louis Vuitton Nike shorts or Nike joggers.
Louis Vuitton socks and all the headsets.
Watch the thing.
Just for the occasion.
I love it.
You got to be comfortable in the first date.
He's not wearing it.
Definitely.
What room are you in?
It's very dark.
Um, so I recently just moved in a 313 house with a bunch of content creators and they gave me the movie room and like
Segregating me for the rest of the everybody for some reason. I don't know why it's kind of rude. Yeah
Well, um, just a little bit. What is uh, what's your biggest accomplishment?
My biggest accomplishment. Um, the thing I'm most proud of is I donated a million dollars to mr. Beast's water
foundation
Yes, I donated a million dollars. I earned I did like this big thing and all the money I earned I donated and it was a million
Oh, no, I donated a million to mr.
Bees and that's the most exciting thing I've ever done in my life, and I keep well. I want to give more
I want to give more
I'm not a charity. What else do you have like a farm and stuff like is that what you want to do full-time like in a huge
Like farm with hundreds of acres and like in a whole like zoo type shit. Yes
Yes, that is exactly what I want to do.
I want to eventually retire and just live on a farm
and harvest my vegetables and take care of my animals.
You don't want to do content creation forever?
No, definitely not.
I really enjoy content creation,
but things don't always last.
And I always just, I'm keeping a plan
and that's my plan for when this is over.
Okay, sounds like a plan.
Unfortunately, the round has come to an end.
Brenda, we'll see you in the next round.
Hey, thank you.
What would you rate, uh, Brando, one to 10?
Um, I'm going to give him a four out of 10.
Okay.
Four out of 10.
Sounds good.
Let's see.
Maybe King is ready now.
Let's see King.
Um, King, are you there?
Nope.
Oh, he's here.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm in a building.
Okay.
King's in a building.
King, you please turn your camera on.
Yeah, I'm going to turn it off.
How are you doing?
Hello, King. It's you know, we've been trying to reach you for a couple couple minutes
For me
I've been crying all day. I've been crying all day. I just want to have a moment. Do we have a moment of silence? I
Lost my number one eater today
So the pain has just been it's been deafening to me, but um
no one either
Back to you
Huh you lost what today I
Lost my number one heater today and I'm crying over there like he's sold. What does that mean?
Everybody in the chat know what I mean. Oh my god
Why do you have a reindeer in the back?
Oh, this is like old Christmas decorations.
Oh, she doesn't like it.
All right, well, I'm sorry you're sad today.
Well, look, I want to show you something.
I heard you.
Okay.
You have a farm.
I do have a farm, yes.
And you know, I wanted to, you know, offer my
assistance and helping you up on your horses.
I feel like I could be valuable, right?
You know, like you need a man to be by your side
to make sure that you hop on the horse and off the horse.
King, are you even tall enough to do that though?
How tall are you?
I'm six foot eight.
Yeah, I could do that.
Six, eight?
Yeah, and I bring my cowboy hat for me
and I'll make sure that when we move around a farm,
You make sure that everything is good whenever you want to go to the grocery store, you know, I'll help you reach hot places
Okay
I have to add value, you know, you want a man that could add value. So yes, definitely
Definitely, I appreciate that. Okay. All right. I heard she likes pizza, too though
Me yeah, yeah, I mean I like a good pizza
Yeah, is that like something that you would eat?
Pizza?
Yeah.
Pretty good.
All right, that's all I mean.
I looked it up.
They said that you had a thing for pizza.
Maybe it was just a lot.
I mean, I just feel like everyone likes pizza.
I feel like that's not like a surprising thing.
Everybody doesn't like pizza.
They said you had a thing for pizza.
Deep dish.
What does that mean?
What are you talking about?
I'm just saying that's what all right. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Well, that's gonna be it for the round King
I will see you in the next round
All right
Okay, Sophie. What would you rate King?
68 I was named as King 68 because he is actually 68. What would you rate him one to ten?
Wow
I'm gonna rate him a two because it took so long for him to freaking get his thing set up
He was late and then also like he lost his number one eater. Is that what he said?
Yes, that would be what he said. I don't know what that means exactly um
Okay, I'm gonna give him a two. Okay, so maybe he can win you back in the second round. Yeah, yeah, we'll see we'll see
Okay, let's get
Hello in here now. Okay
Okay
Missed a lot like 40. Can we just wait? I can hear me. I can hear me. Yes
Because I'm gonna spread out right now
Hello, I so if you high Sophie high Sophie
This to me to my name is Kelo. Um, I'm 21
Like you have makeup on anything I just just mom and a lot you I don't know
I just match your skin tone. You are very pretty like beautiful in your face. Oh my god
Anyways, um, like I said, uh a little bit about me. I make music. Um, I stream I do
Designing and creating for a brand VVET. Um, I helped like, you know, bring up on a big brand is doing very well right now
What about you tell me more about you like I ain't a lot of pros you
So I want to know more about you like music. Thank you
I do. I love listening to music something. I also really like doing is karaoke karaoke
Bruno Mars. He's my favorite. She has she has a lot of
He makes like every single one of his songs is just
I'm gonna make this girl. You're amazing
Just the way you are
How yeah, of course I would never love a lot of niggas I came on is they over there
They hit a lark and hit a big jokes and stuff like that. I know I I really do feel like watching and like observing
Feel let's just say that I feel like the energy is really there. So I do want to get to know that energy you come saying
I heard you be on a farm like you had a farm. Are you starting? Yes? Yes?
So I own 20 acres. I have cattle and goats that I take care of every day
It's really fun when I leave because I travel a lot also
My parents will come and take care of them be my parents were very close
Okay, I like that I'm a lot more than family guys. So it's like I really didn't big on family. Yes. Yes
I'm like so family also. Are you like a dog person like a cat person?
I like both but I I have two dogs. I'm more leaning towards dogs
But I've only ever had one cat it ended tragically so
We don't talk about that because it was really sad, but I don't I like both. I like a lot
I don't even want to love like growing up. I had like pets
I would even say pets grown up cuz I'm from New York
So I had like rats and roaches and shit like that like now, you know with the grace of God
You know, we want to bring better things. Um, it's my first pet. I want you near
You know
Right? Oh, she loves. Yeah, she loves love. Yeah. But um, I don't want to take up too much time, but I do want to ask you one question, like for I feel like nobody asked you. So I think when I asked you, like, how are you feeling mentally? Like, are you? Like, how are you?
I'm a little exhausted. I've been traveling a lot, so I really just want to be home and
feel a little, you know, just tired right now. But other than that, I'm really happy
with where I am right now. I'm having a great time.
I like how you eat.
Okay.
All right, hello.
I bet. So I'll see you in this room. What's the word?
Yeah, definitely.
All right. I'll see you in the next round.
Nice to meet you, Sophie.
Nice to meet you as well.
Sophie, what do you think about Kello? One to ten?
I really like him.
Hello.
He's so awesome.
I'm going to give him a seven.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm going to give him a seven.
Who has the highest ring?
Someone has an eight.
He has a two.
J-Shock.
Is it J-Shock?
All right.
Let's get it.
Let's get it.
Very awesome.
X.
God, this is a lot.
There's so many people.
All right.
X.
Hello.
Please turn your camera on.
I got to read one second.
God, an X looks so good.
He's been boxing one second.
He looks super slimming.
Oh, okay.
That people show up for this.
Yeah, no, wrong one. Hold on.
I apologize. There you go.
No worries. Hello.
How you doing? How are you doing Sophie?
I'm good. How are you?
How you doing? I'm good. I'm good.
My name is X.
I'm a streamer.
But I'm gonna tell you a little bit about myself before I
ask you about yourself.
But I was out of streaming.
I've been streaming for like six, seven years, six, seven years, you know, but outside of
streaming though.
Um, I like to box and I'm into calls.
Okay.
What's your favorite car?
GTR, R35.
Very nice.
Very nice.
I actually owned one, but I totaled it.
Wow.
Um, honestly, I had Art Triple 8s on it and you know, Art Triple 8 times, I got
to change them like every six months.
I had it for like nine to 10 months on.
I got caught in rain and a hydroplane and I hit like a underpass and I told it.
Yikes. Are you okay? Yeah, I split my head open just a little bit, but I'm good.
I'm good. I got a G80 now that I modified and stuff.
But yeah, I actually wanted to ask you, what do you find fulfillment in?
Fulfillment. Oh, there you go. Yes. What was that? Um, honestly, I, I'm sorry.
I keep bringing it up. I feel like a fucking broken clock, but my farm. I love going out every morning
I wake up every single day at 7 and that is like that's fulfilling to me. I like waking up early getting my day started
I go outside. I'm in the sun
Yes, it just makes me wake like it's just so nice, you know, I really like being outside. I love traveling
Beaches, I love the beach. I can I have
Beach is nice, but a farm so like you like animals. I assume that like how many you like animals
Do you have when you're for me that like chickens and stuff like that?
Like I'm in the process of getting chickens and donkeys right now
I'm traveling so much. It's hard to get them as babies. So I can raise them
Do you have any horses I don't have horses, but I do want to get a horse
Okay, there you go.
All right, yeah, that's nice horses.
I had actually one more other question.
Oh, I should have probably asked him what I told you,
but are you into cars?
Because I see a little car back there.
You got like a little car in the back over there.
Yes, this is my Porsche GT3 RS.
I own one.
Oh, you own a GT3 RS?
Yes, I own one.
She's in my garage right now.
Okay.
So like, are you like just into cars
or you're like educated on cars?
I'm like, I'm getting educated on cars.
I'm working on cars.
I'm working on cars.
I'm getting educated on cars.
I'm working on it.
I want to become more educated.
I know there's just so much to learn.
Right.
But yeah, my car right now, the wing, this is broken on it.
Like, my real car, this piece right here
blew off while I was driving it.
So it's just sitting in my garage right now,
because I need someone to come pick it up.
It's still going to drive me fast.
I do like to drive fast, yes.
But I stay under the speed limit everywhere.
All right, guys.
I'm going to have to cut it there in a little overtime
on that one, actually.
But I never good conversation actually
It was nice meeting you Sophie
So good X. Well, I appreciate your case. Oh, I do a case. Oh good. I appreciate you
He was really awesome, I'm gonna give him a I'm gonna give him a seven out of ten
I like his well, wait, what color is your gt3rs?
Um, it was this color, but I just wrapped it and now it's like a dark, a deep maroon
red.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So, Sylvie, would you say you're very, like, reserved?
Like, you don't, like, tell people too much about, like, like, a deep dive in your life
or, like, what do you think?
I mean, no, I just feel like I'm very boring and basic.
I don't do anything great and fun.
Like, I travel and I post everything I travel.
Other than that, I'm literally home doing nothing.
Easy.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, I'll be honest. You got a treat just like a playoff bracket
Look though, my name is Marty, you know saying I'm 21 I'm from New York
Um, yeah, I just want to show you your shit, but I want to ask you what's your resizing?
My ringsize
I am looking for a relationship. Yes, I've been looking for a long time
I want a long-term relationship, yes. I only date, so hopefully get married. That is what I'm looking for.
And I'm just looking for the right person. I haven't found them yet. It's kind of hard, because I want someone that I can see myself living with for the rest of my life.
And yeah, that's just what I'm out here trying to do.
Fierce, fierce, fierce. What's your ring size? If you don't mind me asking.
I think my ring size is seven, but I'm not sure.
Okay, yes, yes, yes, hold on.
Yes.
I think I'm lagging.
Also, um, what do you like to do on the weekends?
Oh, no.
Um, honestly, I like to just be at home.
I really, I'm really always just home if I'm not somewhere traveling.
Okay, okay, okay.
I like to chill inside.
Um, I, I like to watch TV.
Trying to get a catch up on TV shows.
I didn't watch a lot of TV shows, so I'm trying to catch up on, like, I haven't
seen Game of Thrones yet.
I'm just trying to you know get educated.
Well you play League of Legends?
I don't play League of Legends.
That's another thing I want to do.
I want to play more games.
Oh yeah, I am the methodist.
I don't stream though.
But I want to eventually start, hopefully.
Start. I'll raid you, send you subs,
all that. That's the type of thing I am.
I'm helping people, you know what I'm saying?
When I saw Issa Sophia, I actually helped her
if you do asking and shit.
What is a learning experience
learning experience that you learn from your last relationship. You know what I'm saying?
Something I learned from my last relationship. I think I trust too much. I just trust too much. So
I trusted this person that I was with and they hurt my feelings because they lied to me.
And I don't appreciate being lied to. I think there's no point in lying in life.
We're all just trying to get by every day.
Okay, fairs fairs. I understand. Okay. I'm a little nervous. I'm seeing questions is going here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's up? You're good. I love language. I think it's touch. I love I love like I love I love I love just like hugs and I love like you know, just being next to the person I love, you know, fit me physical touch gift given words of affirmation.
Yeah, you ever dated a dorsi man anything I haven't no I've never dated
Chuton
I'm gonna have to cut your guys conversation off there you guys reached the time limit Marty
Thank you for the first round. We'll see you in the next round. I fuck you nigga. What the fuck you bitch?
Blue dream Marty one ten
Um
Um, I'm gonna give him a five
He's he's got a little attitude when he was when he first entered him when he left, you know
Yeah, and you're just the host. You didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. Why is he cussing at you? I'm just a baby
Hold on hold on hold on hold on one second one second hold on hold on
You're good. You're good. What
was your name? Albert.
I'm going to talk to you right now.
Hold on. Let me just set up my camera real quick. Let me talk to you.
Nice. That's what I'm going to do today. Hold on.
Let me see what you look like. Hold on.
Hold on. Hey, you look so beautiful today.
Good afternoon. Nice to meet you.
As I told you, Sophia, I know who you are, you know what I'm saying?
As I've been seeing a lot of people who come up, you're asking mad questions doing all of this,
but the only thing I want to ask you because I want to be mindful to my peers, you know,
to the people around me, you know, and also to your time is how do you feel as spiritual,
spiritually, physically, mentally and financially, you know what I'm saying?
I know, like, how hard you get stuck through a lot of things.
People go through a lot of things they never really talk about.
Do you want to know how you feel mentally, physically, spiritually,
and financially just talk to me?
I'm here for you for the moment.
I mean right now in my entire life. I feel pretty good. I grew up with depression
So right I overcome that so I'm on a better
It's not a rocker. I'm on a lighter path in life. Okay, right now. I'm feeling a little overwhelmed not because of the stream
I've just been traveling a lot. I miss my dogs. I literally just flew in this morning from Greece
I'm about to leave tomorrow to go to LA. I really enjoy spending time at home
And I haven't been able to do that so I'm a little sad about that but other than that
I'm very glad and grateful that I can't travel and get to see the world.
So I'm trying to do that every single day and just, you know, keep going.
And I love to hear that. And also a question for you too as well, because I heard you say you grew up very depressed.
And so that I, for me to be my depression, I journaled it up.
You know, I spoke to a therapist. I used to go on walks, like 30-minute walks and do all these fun things.
How did you be cured of your depression? I'm sorry.
I'm a little on list because of that's what you're good.
You're good.
I'm Christian.
I prayed a lot and I feel like that definitely helped.
I talked to God and he just,
he showed me a brighter, brighter way in life
and I'm just thankful for that.
And I overcame that.
I was probably depressed the entire middle and high school.
And I just, you know, I didn't enjoy life.
I didn't have friends.
I didn't do anything fun COVID hit
and then I got really depressed.
I was champion.
And yeah, but I was fighting to God every single day during COVID.
And I really think he saved me.
And I'm happy for that.
I'm happy for you.
I'm happy that you overcame your depression, you know what I'm saying?
Thank you.
I live with the pastor's son, where he also talks to me
through God and everything, Bible studies.
And I just feel like that's amazing.
I'm glad your life is going well.
You're here now.
You're blossoming.
You're blessed.
You know what I'm saying?
Physically both so mentally, you know, say I'm glad everything's going your way now. You know I'm saying that's why you that's why you're shining the way you shawning
Thank you so much
He was pretty awesome, I'm going to rate Albert
I'll rate him a seven out of ten. He was really great.
These are the last contestant of the first round.
Our last person besides Vardan, who cut out,
we'll be right back in for one more minute.
But this is Raph. Raph, can you turn your camera on?
Yo, yo.
Hello.
Hello. My name's Raph.
Raph. My name's Sophie. Nice to meet you.
I really love where you are. I love that couch.
I love that couch.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
I just got it, I just moved in the other day.
Yeah, very nice room.
I heard a lot about you from Aisha.
Yes, yes, I love Aisha.
What have you heard?
That you like, you like farms,
like you're a very nature girl,
things of that nature type shit.
Yes.
Well, I get nervous around pretty ladies.
Oh, good, no worries.
Yeah.
Um, um, I started in front of two ladies.
No, I stutter all the time.
No worries.
Uh, what do you want to?
What do you want to?
I'm chilling, I'm chilling, I was dreaming, and uh, yeah.
How about you?
Oh my god, this is terrible.
Um, well I flew in this morning from Greece.
I passed out because I was so jet lagged and I woke up and I'm here now.
What is he doing?
Oh, that's what's up.
What's up? How was your flight?
It was honestly, it was really great.
I flew Emirates first class for the first time.
It was the hardest watch of the whole watch yet.
A lot of fun.
Well, bro, you still trying to go fishing later or not?
Yeah.
Fishing?
Yeah, I'm going to do some down.
I bet, bro.
Archie!
I don't see anyone in the lane, bro.
I'm going to go to boat.
Hey, bro, you're a boat or am I a boat?
My boat, my boat.
You're a boat?
Yeah.
All right, please.
Yeah, I like to go fishing.
I like to go fishing.
Yeah, you have a boat?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What kind of boat?
I don't know, my dad bought it for me.
Oh.
Well, how big is it, you know, like?
It's like, that was guapo, I thought so.
It's like the one under a yacht, like smaller than a yacht.
OK, you can't fish off those, unless it's a fishing yacht.
It's one goes.
OK, OK, OK.
Yeah.
But I don't like specifics, because my dad bought it.
Like, I just like the fish.
What's your what's your PV what was that your personal best fish like if you're the best fish you've got
personal best
a sardine
Yeah, I never said it
Yeah, I never said okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah, but I like the fish
And I'm also Filipino back back in the Philippines. I own a farm like my parents okay
Okay, I'm also Filipino. Wow
We got something to talk about.
Do you know any Tagalog?
Yeah, Tagalog.
All right, guys, that's going to be the time.
What?
Rap, that's going to be the time.
Hey, you look good though.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Wow, it was really nice speaking to you.
Self-projure rate of rap, 1 to 10.
Wow, he's definitely lying about fishing.
I'm gonna give him a four out of 10.
No, five, I'm gonna give him a five.
I'm gonna give him five.
I really liked his personality, but there was a lot going on.
Last but not least, very last is gonna be very quick
because we already talked a little bit.
We have Bardon who's crashed, okay?
Let's see.
We have one minute.
Okay.
Wait, wait.
What did it?
I'm not going in the next round already.
No, you are.
Just turn your camera.
You have one minute.
Yeah, we're sure.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Don't worry.
Listen, first off, I just want to say I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Wait, that was a technical difficulty.
First off, I just want to say I am so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
What happened?
Okay.
Let me explain.
Let me get to explain. I my power went out my power. I miss the very and the power
The only thing that would make me feel better right now
This is the date with you. Oh
Okay, I mean is that not what we're doing right now. That is true
Yes, we are doing that and um, I just want to say something listen
I know you said how you what you have a lot of counts a lot of people notice now and you have a form
You have three cows, right? I do have three cows. I also take care of four of my neighbor cows that live on my property
That's beautiful see your yours like can I be your fourth count?
You don't have matter of fact
It's okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah
Okay, okay. Yeah, we'll think about
Can I get your best move?
Okay, yeah.
How intense do you want it?
Do you want me to go for it?
Yeah, like, like.
Okay.
Like.
No!
No!
Oh no, don't get on that force.
Don't get on that force.
No, no, no, no, no!
Wow, that's really good.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, he has a crack attack.
No!
Oh, brother.
Wow, that's really good.
Thank you.
That was, um, yeah, that was, I'm speechless.
I'm literally speechless.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That was beautiful.
Thank you.
Alright, that is your minute, Bardon.
Interesting way to spend your minute here.
We'll see you in the next round, you big cow.
What?
Wow.
He said he wanted to be a cow.
I don't know I mean he did he said it himself. He said it. Not you. All right, Sophie as the last person
What would you give our dawn one to ten?
Barton, you know, he really made a great first impression with the whole power going out smoke fog and see whatever
I'm gonna give him a six. Okay. I'm gonna give him a six because I you know, I
Appreciate the cow impression. He really went for it. Okay. Now Sophie for
This next round
Now, you moved everybody from the first round on.
So that means this second round has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,
17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 23 people.
That's how many people I just talked to?
You just went on 23 speed dates.
Oh my God, I did not feel like that.
So here's how this is going to work, okay?
All right, yeah, I'm ready.
Right off the, okay, yeah, this, here's how this is going to work, okay?
I'm going to drag you in through the call.
Every single person is going to have their camera on, and you have to ask questions.
Okay.
Okay.
And then after everybody answers the question you asked, I'm going to tell you how many
people to eliminate based off the question. So we're obviously going to start like your first
question. I'm going to have you eliminate three people right off the bat. Okay. Amazing. I love it.
Just so we can get it dialed down. You know what I mean? Okay. Okay. So I'm going to try. I'm going
to have all of them turn their cameras on and then I'm going to drag you in. Okay.
So everyone's answering the same question. Yes. So you are going to be you probably
Realistically have to have like 10 questions that you're gonna have to ask if you need some help
I can also throw some questions in um, you know in between rounds and stuff
Who's that? I might need help shock Jay shock. Hello. Shock. What's going on here, buddy? I
Don't know why he was in here
Okay, I'm gonna go make sure everybody has your cameras on and then I'm gonna drag you in okay. Thank you
I was there for a minute.
Where's my camera?
This shit about to be easy, by the way.
Yo, dude, you've already macked me the whole time.
Everybody have your camera on.
Everybody have your camera on.
I mean can we just all like we just lost to a fucking cow bro anyone who got lower than a six
I just lost to a guy who got on all four and started fucking moving bro like how does this shit even fucking work
I'm going to be on the line.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, everybody except Shibu and Rodin.
Drew, you're the only one who has problems, Drew.
Call Drew.
Calling Drew.
Oh my God, Harvard, thank you for the fucking 20 gifted.
I need you to put in C in front of me and Sophie's name.
I know.
I'm trying to write down.
OK.
What is Russell?
Russell?
Hello?
Russell, you want to turn your camera on?
I don't have one.
So Sophie, everybody in there basically
as a camera and I'm waiting for Drew to, Drew, you literally just right click our name and
then you can change our names to put a Z in front of it. Drew.
I'm trying. I'm not a fucking discord mod. I don't know how to do this shit. You should
be able to do it too though. You have Max Rose.
I don't.
You do you do oh
Wait, hold on I got it
Wait you're good lacy. Okay. All right, so if you I'm gonna drag you in okay, I need you so few
I have to get your camera back on
Okay
You're gonna get ready to
hit the ball.
Take me.
I need my camera blurry.
The fucking camera is here.
Okay, if you don't have your camera on please turn your camera on Sophie.
You're a reason why my camera is like
No word what the fuck okay, no why is like camera 160p?
Dumbasses the quality of the camera will go up once people start getting eliminated that's why
Guys can you all calm down respect Sophie's time? She know literally
you guys people.
I was going to say,
everybody shut up.
Can we please mature and listen to Sophie has.
Her time is very important.
We need to stop wasting her time.
Okay, so I'm sure most of you know this,
Every time she has a question, we're going to go down the list.
Everybody's going to give their answer.
Try to keep your answers as unique as possible, don't just copy other people, and then she's
going to eliminate people every single round.
Okay?
Okay.
Yes, I understand.
Moody, Moody, you're back.
Never mind.
You're back.
Okay.
Is King here?
What the fuck?
King is not here.
Okay.
King's the only one not here.
Okay.
All right.
So everyone just stay muted till they're up.
Sophie, please ask the first question you would like to ask.
OK, I'm going to try to come up with some good ones,
but what is the weirdest thing that y'all have spent money on?
Like your least dumbest purchase.
OK, we're going to start with Boyan Day.
I think my dumbest purchase was a DoorDash membership.
That's valid.
That's valid.
It's honestly probably the best pictures, but.
Okay, Albert.
The dumbest purchase.
It was from my last grip on cheater on me.
It was a real soy.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
My mind is probably a bone narrow.
Okay, I'm here. Hey, Lacey, Lacey. Yeah. Okay, look, um, my, I don't know if like, I
crashed out on the first round, but I was just trying to make it entertaining. Oh, no,
you're good. Do you get to your job here in a second? Oh, we have a second.
Hold on. Hold on. Let me get ready right quick. Hold on. So what do we do? So Sophie's
So he's going to ask a question and then everybody's going to answer and she's going to eliminate people
Off the question. Yes based off everybody's answers
Oh, okay. Hold on. Hold on. I'm first. No, no, you're not first. Just turn your camera and then when it'll get to you
I'll tell you
Okay, okay. Okay. Shibu. Oh, he's in a box here, right?
Yep
Yo, the weirdest thing I bought
And I felt bad things used to get peace paid
little door-dash couch a little bad simple get free to call me for not easy
okay okay X um I don't know if it's weird but one of my biggest regrets guys
Venom left I can't force that it'll be in the call I'm not chasing Venom down I
cut the vendors and the detail of so much value because of it yeah biggest
regret. Okay, so I go. Um, I had a horse come into my room. So
that was kind of like the dumbest shit I spent money doing.
A horse came into your room. Yeah, like an actual fuck like an
actual horse into my room. How does that? How did you spend
money on that? You bought the horse? Yeah, you got to get the
horse and then the trailer and all of that. Okay, all right.
Yeah, I was shitting all over.
Okay, Hydra?
Saw a gang.
Oh, shit, dumbest purchase.
I bought this girl like a bunch of stuff for her birthday
and then she stopped talking to me the day after.
So, I kinda regret that a little bit.
Shock?
Shock, you're deafened, you're deafened.
J-Shock, J-Shock, we can't hear you.
We just talk.
Shock!
I'm sorry. Hey, we can't hear
the news after. We can't hear
you either. Alright. Uh,
go. Kips. Oh wait. Shops
here. Shops here. Yeah.
I'm sorry. I'm literally
sitting here thinking like I
have never spent money on
anything dumb. Like I spent
it very strategically and
widely and like either my
mom or my parents, like my
friends. I don't buy any
This is going to get no buns.
I don't know.
Okay, Kips.
Guys, can we let them have this, bro?
Hey, guys.
You should have told me about me.
So, yeah, I don't really know.
Okay, okay. I mean, that's a valid answer.
I spent money on good things.
You know, like nothing crazy, nothing stupid.
I'm very wise about it.
All right, Kips, what about you?
I'm going to be honest. It's been a minute
We talked a few hours, but my dumbest purchase,
I love to take talk shop.
First ever time they got me like bundle 25% down
on some candy.
Candy was a bullshit too.
I'm gonna be honest.
I've done that before.
Okay, Colin.
My dumbest purchase was probably when
I bought three different tractors at the same time.
I wasn't the best investment for myself.
Okay, Kella.
I
I'll be mad artists. I play nobody being honest. You said like the dumbest purchase right? Yep
I know I bought a pocket pussy before but I was curious like you for me. That's just being curious and shit
You feel me I'm gonna be real honest come on. Lacey now we do I made I made one out of a cup
right now. I have a number.
I'm sticking on you. King.
Yo.
What is your dumbest purchase you've ever made?
So if he asked.
A large SRT Hellcat in Dallas, Texas buying a dodge of something
Hellcat in Dallas, Texas.
They got stolen a week later.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that.
It gets it got stolen a week later.
Okay, Luke. Honestly, Sophie, I'm gonna keep it real with you, because I'm an honest guy.
Every single mistake I've made, or... Damn it! Hold on, Sophie, I'm sorry.
God, I fucked that one up here. Sorry, it was just very beautiful.
Every single purchase that I've made was a mistake, because it wasn't on you.
you. Oh wow. That was really good. Wow. That's really good.
All right. Thank you. Okay. Max. Max. I'm gonna make up some
bullshit right now, but I bought my ex a Rolex and then a
weekly as you cheated on me. So, yeah, yeah, yeah, but
fucking as well as you know, I'll begin cheating on
No, I'm special at that.
OK.
Body?
Um, I also bought a pocket pussy.
How was it?
OK.
Um, it was good.
I ain't gonna lie with Lou.
Oh my god.
She's like a slide.
Chewdime!
Wow!
Got the pen!
I think six months ago, I bought a VR headset so I could go into VR chat and look at anime
cities.
You buy no surgery.
Barney?
Okay.
party okay so when I tell you there's just no like I'm being honest like what
to my dad's when I first came to the country I met a couple people they were
like my friend my friends or whatever and they told me to buy a dildo so I had
like a rubber dildo in my room for like a couple years and I finally disposed of
I was like, no, get out. I should.
More to go.
All right.
I love that.
Yeah, it's not a little bit. Yeah. But if we're being completely honest,
I did fuck up my back and I was getting a massage and I went to a very ghetto massage parlor.
And I thought it was a myth that you could actually get happy endings.
and I ended up paying $60 for a hand job from a middle-aged Asian woman and for
being completely honest I like yeah I'm not I'm not I'm man enough to say that
yeah at least you're being honest I really appreciate it I really appreciate
these cute most cases all right um raw dog moon um my dumbest purchase was
probably I bought um I bought a fishing license and I've only been fishing once
since I bought it so it's kind of just like a waste of money you know yeah okay
I want to go fishing why I just don't have people to go with but yeah oh
Okay
My dumbest pressure to probably paper rock hell save you
All right, we can move on
Yeah, yeah, um, look listen, I'm gonna just be completely honest Sophie. Um, my dumbest purchase was a couple of months ago
I bought a full-blown gym set like I spent like 8k and I bought like it was all my money
I had and I never used it and it stayed in my backyard and then the rain came and made it rust and
And I didn't even list a song, though, not once.
Damn.
We could tell it was never used gang.
Lacey, can you please?
Don't be an asshole.
Lacey, can you mute him, please?
I don't even know who that was.
I know.
There's so many people here.
Yo, I feel like a lot of people missed the question.
At the beginning, you said the weirdest, and then
these black niggas just started saying the dumbest
question.
I don't know why they did that.
Stop my dick, man.
Stop my dick, man.
I'm gonna go get my brother.
What's up with you?
What?
Who threw the flag?
Let me guess. Let me guess.
An engineer is a neurosurgeon and scientist.
Can I speak, Sophie?
Can I at least speak?
Yes, please.
Thank you.
Sophie, please.
She's gonna be mad.
What the fuck is this?
Take a look, Sophie.
okay are you black so be my actual
yes yes i'm black white in mexican i'm black white in mexican
my dad's black i can still picture my dad if y'all aren't there's dreams of my dad
i don't know i'm not sure what happened
i'm not sure what happened
You need to go out and fuck it!
I totally missed what happened.
I was so loud.
They got the question wrong because they're not very intellectual and they weren't listening.
But I was listening and you did say what's your weirdest purchase, not your dumbest purchase.
But my weirdest purchase is a body pillow of my ex.
That was something I was into at the time and I regret it now.
But I did do that in the past and that's something I bought.
pretty weird okay yeah all right okay everybody please mute up until Sophie
the side Sophie based off that question and the first impression you have to
eliminate three people okay it's gonna be hard well actually no it's gonna be
pretty easy because I think I want to eliminate than three oh so the two
Brando and Chibu, you guys said DoorDash?
I know that can't be the worst part.
Hey, let me tell you something.
Ma'am, I feel like you have to listen to what I'm saying.
I know. I didn't say DoorDash.
What you said?
Huh?
What you said?
What I said?
I said basically what I spent all my money on.
It's just like...
expensive design and stuff.
I feel like that stupid like dumb like...
I'm minimalist.
Okay, I thought you said door to ash.
Yeah.
Okay, well still, just...
Oh, yeah.
So she moved here in Brindle.
She died!
She moved here in Brindle.
Oh, sorry, brother.
There are yeets.
He can go, because he said,
Dildo, that's very concerning.
No, no, no.
That's when I first came to the country.
They told me to buy it. That's why that's why I mean obviously being honest. I
Mean, yeah, but still you should know better than to buy it
Oh
He's saying because he was he was for from a foreign country
So he came when he came here as friends like my friends. They basically pranked me
They tried to like get me get one up on me. Does that make sense?
Like they basically tried to convince me otherwise because my country is not allowed, you know
So I had no idea
why did you buy it because they were pranking me I first came to the country
I didn't know better I swear to God listen bro you're just you're gay and that's
okay I'm not gay I'm not gay I swear okay Sophie do you do you
explain the decision based off his rebuttal or no no okay sorry Perry you
seem like a great guy but like oh my god and see like that reaction tells me
I'm just a little pissed off of myself
You said your answer was not very you said the worst purchase you spent was on Piper and
That's my friend. Oh
Pretty fucking fairs, but um, I mean, I'm I'm still gonna go regardless. I'm saying yo, yo, let's see
Preach it to your soapy hours to let you take advantage of me like I'm saying I wouldn't give a fuck
I'm saying I appreciate so much pretty fucking fairs
Okay, all right. Okay, we're gonna cut it up for stop it at four. Okay. Okay for Sophie. Do you have another question?
Yes, I want to know everyone's this is quick answers, okay?
I want to know everyone's go-to karaoke song because I love karaoke all right Albert
Style Taylor Swift
Okay, what love love Kisha Cole. Okay X
David karaoke song probably like unthinkable by Drake and Alisa. Oh, yeah
Um probably teenage dream by Katy Perry or you know party in the USA
I was gonna say party in the USA, but he took it so probably
Black Eyed Peas what's that one song? I forgot, but it's that black. I'd be meet me halfway that one. Okay. That's a good one shot
I'm gonna say juice roll party by myself or juice for Flawlinton. I love singing his stuff so much
I'll say catch a grenade, or I love Bruno Mars, so I'll probably say catch a grenade.
Colin?
Probably Friends in Low Places by Gareth Brooks.
I like that song.
She likes it.
Kella?
Mario, let me love you.
I'm gonna ask him.
Can we hear it?
a little rehearsal work would just like a little.
I bet, if I was your man, baby, you,
never worry about what I do,
cause I'll be coming home and back to you.
Me?
Hold on, hello?
That was great.
That was great.
Thank you, Snowbie, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, King.
And I'm gonna toss him along the head too.
It's seven o'clock on the dot,
I'm in my drop top,
freezing the streets.
Okay.
I'm going to go with Gummy Bear.
I'm a Gummy Bear.
Okay, Max.
I never say never by Justin Bieber, I get it.
I'm going to go with Hometown Glow by Adele or I'm going to go with Yukon by Justin
Bieber.
Mooda?
Unthinkable by Drake and Alicia Keys.
Okay.
Pilot?
No one by Alicia Keys or Hey Jude by the Beatles.
Okay, I love the Beatles.
Raw Dog Moon, 25 years old.
What the?
Probably Beauty and the Beef.
beat do we have to sing it too? I mean you can give a sample yes show you off tonight I want to show
you off okay I love that share guys here for Disney yo do what's a favorite on mute bro yo you're a drug addict
pilot Saati Saati didn't go the first round so I don't know what you want to do about that but oh
All right, so my wife answer both answer both questions. Oh, yeah, my my my go-to like is probably rinted in
It's a new shit. Okay. I have never heard what is your weirdest or worst purchase? Oh
My weirdest or worst purchase
Probably handcuffs because I was a I was handcuffed in the girl for like 24 hours
But it was like the freaky handcuffs like the fuzzy ones. Oh, okay
wasn't it join me no you did that same with Morgan though I remember um didn't
you get caught on metaglasses um when you were doing content with join me you
got caught with your real girlfriend wait I thought he said he caught her on
metaglasses yeah there's so much going on okay Vardon yeah it's kind of
over-stimulating here um this is my favorite song so catch a good name for you I'm sorry I can't
sing I'm sorry I would try to that was that was a great that was great okay thank you that's him
uh ain't it fun by paramour that's a great song okay it's a great song choice all right
Sophie, please get rid of three people.
I hate to say it, Albert.
You've got to go.
I hate Taylor Swift.
Oh, Albert.
She doesn't hate Taylor Swift.
I don't flock with Taylor Swift.
I'm sorry.
Luke, sorry, gummy bear.
Well, Lacey, I appreciate you, Lacey.
Of course, Albert.
Albert, thank you so much for being here.
You don't like gummy bear?
I mean, I feel like there you is that really your favorite song?
I'm going to be honest.
I was going to say Bruno Mars, but then I was like, no, I can't do that
because, you know, he already did it and I just can't do it.
I got to be different.
But yeah, that's that that one's on me.
I apologize. It's OK. No worry.
Why do you still joined up?
Oh, so you want to keep it?
No, like he. Yeah, he can go.
Sorry, Luke. My Luke.
You're sorry, Luke.
That's my brother, by the way, so yeah, I could tell.
I could see the reception.
I could see the reception.
All right, one final person.
Oh my god, I don't remember what everyone said.
I remember I was like, ooh.
It can also be if there is someone's answer.
It can also be based off the prior question.
Copy mine.
Or the first round if you see someone you're like, ew.
Yeah, I'm going to have to say Muda.
I'm sorry.
OK.
Muda, anything you have to say?
Bottle no, man. No. No, you just my first
All right, it's all good man. It's all good. No worry. Take care guys. Thank you Lacey for inviting the brown course bro
Wow everyone's so awesome and nice
All right, so hard. This is the hardest thing I've ever done
So if you want me to throw in a little question here, I would love to please no, let's make it a quick round fellas
Man, what's your guys body counts?
Okay. Here we go.
Me? Yes, right. I'm a virgin. I've also never dated in my life before too. Okay.
I'm going to be honest because I do want to make a statement though. I devoted my life to Christ in like January, December.
So, this body count was before I turned my life around, but 36.
I don't even know 36, the woman.
I can't be a liar, so I have to come clean, but-
I love the honesty.
I devoted my life to Christ, so-
I changed you man.
I can't be alive.
Can't, can't, can't hate on that.
Flocko.
Um, I'm being honest about things like 20, this is in the 20s, like 25, 20, 20,
I'm there I'm beyond but I'm in my mid-twenties so you feel me like from then on and you know, so like one per year
Huh? Yeah, what does that insinuate? No, I'm just saying like, you know, it's been a lot of years
I've kept it. No faithful. Yeah. All right
I never had a girlfriend so zero. I'm lucky dating to marry so I'm waiting for the right one
I got a high standard in shit. Okay
shock
Zero, I was in a relationship in high school and
I believe that, I believe that, I believe that.
Could you please mute your mic, sir?
Yeah, thanks. Yeah, so zero, I was in a relationship in high school and we did it for like a year and a half.
You know, we got intimate but we never really, you know, we never looked the full step, so zero, I'm a virgin.
Okay, Kips.
I'm a virgin by choice, you know, I'm waiting for the right one somebody I connect to it and I'm excited that day
It'll be soon. All right, Khan
I'm not gonna lie. It's one, but I know a lot of these guys are gonna lark being religious
I just know what they do on camera. So yeah
Okay
Hello
Honestly, I feel like it's
Make tallies of every female you take down or whatever. So well, I'm price
I don't remember but I'll probably say like at least like in the double digits rings. I'm say like 11 to 15
Okay
Yeah, I mean I'm a quality over quantity type of guy
I know everybody see me around and you know confidence content, but I'm very picky
With you know who I decided to do things with
I'm going to say I don't have a number I'll be like just lying if I said I had a number ballpark
ballpark rain
All right, I'm gonna say to be honest with y'all I don't have a number like we say ballpark like
Like it's too many like it's too many to remember the count
You gotta say I'm older. So it's like you know me. I've been I've been having sex a long time. So but I'm very
picky too. So, you know, uh
I mean, so
If you want to press the question, it's up to you
I'll say like doesn't sound picky if you don't even know
I might be up there with will will tame the numbers
No, a hundred
Who knows all right
God, okay, Max
For me to be honest with you, you won't think about me and I don't I lie in my body clothes for about way into marriage
For my way into marriage, okay, buddy
I don't even know a number, but don't get too sad.
I do get checkups and shit, you know what I'm saying?
Ain't that good?
I don't fuck a lot, you know what I'm saying?
Two legs in a pussy look good.
I hit it.
That's not a funny game.
That's like, I'm going to change my mind.
Okay, but like ballpark.
Okay, ballpark.
Like King said, around 100.
Come on, Keeney.
Okay, ballpark, like King said, around 100.
Come on, Keeney.
Pilot, pilot, 60th issue.
Pilot?
Yeah, I'm sorry to say this,
but I was a D1 athlete in college,
and back then it was cool to us, you know, have sex,
but I did realize that sex is very intimate
and I'm probably in the mid-20s,
but now I'm very intimate and picky who I choose.
And I went through my little hoe phase
and I've learned from it.
Okay.
34.
Rod Dogg move.
My body count is three,
but I have been celibate for seven months
and I am going to wait till marriage.
I mean, when I have sex with him.
What, I've been lazy?
Nothing, it's just like, I'm gonna celebrate
for seven months and over,
you just haven't gotten any play,
then it's not to celebrate, you just,
anyway, Santi.
No, I'm, what?
I'm waiting for marriage, bro.
Oh, they sit you to say what ass down, bro.
Come on.
Oh, mine's zero, like, I'm involuntarily celibate.
As a roommate, he's lying.
Oh, who said that?
I don't know.
Oh, wrap.
What would you say has to walk this room right now?
What would you say his body count?
Yeah, that I know for sure, probably like six, but I don't know.
Probably like probably 13 or something.
God, I don't even know that dude.
I mean, I guess you could just say he's anybody's roommate.
I don't even know who that is.
Okay, I can confirm a saunfee.
Saunfee does not know him.
Oh, if you want to walk in his room right now, actually.
Oh, no, but I thought he was on vacation.
Oh, my God, he's actually at the tour.
Oh, wow. OK, actually in the same house.
All right. OK.
Oh, God, he just teleported.
Oh, God, he just teleported.
So I would never lie to you.
Oh, God, everyone I love died right now.
What just invented a teleporting machine?
I
Okay, listen, I'm gonna just put this on everything that I love I'm a virgin on everything that I love
I'm a virgin. I've never in look I I
There have been girls that have tried to tempt me, you know, I'm not the best-looking guy
I know that but there have been a couple and
Like honestly, I don't really I kind of like like I would rather decorate like a Christmas tree together
Or like have matching Halloween costumes and like
Okay, all right. Anyways, I'd rather do that.
I'd rather do that.
Very nice.
Um, I do have one.
My plan was to wait till marriage and the girls with I thought I was going to marry her, but things didn't go as planned.
So yeah, I do have one body and I've had sex in two years.
All right.
So based off that question, I need you now to eliminate two people.
Two people.
All right, just to and then get in also explain why
Because now since we're down to this amount of people they're gonna be able to start giving a rebuttal now
Okay, okay, um King. I hate to say it
He's on the phone right now. He doesn't even know what's going on
He doesn't even know his body count because it's so high so that that's gonna have to
Always talking to one of the side chicks. That's why yeah, he's literally talking to
Okay, all right
Don't know if he has a rebuttal. I I don't we'll see okay. Who is the other person?
Maddie to haughty sorry, I'm gonna have to
Respect it
He's grown ass these came and taken a pussy located a pushing 31 body
We know where the hearts located though, buddy. It's not all about pussy
Hey, you may got the body we got we got our minds
Yeah
All right king king king
Okay, I'm just gonna I think I'm just gonna disconnect up king
So if he decided to eliminate you based off your body
The Beyonce's dude, I never really gave a number or whatever
It's just concerning you said it's concerning because you don't know
But yeah
All right, thank you for coming bro. All right
Okay, Sophie your question now, so now we are in the top 48 so we're in the top 15 now
So answers are gonna start going a lot quicker. So all right. All right. Yeah quick quick answer
I want to know if everyone could have a superpower. What was your one superpower?
What super power
You could have any superpower. What would be like the first right on this is Lancer, please
I don't want some of this in my answer, bro.
I don't want to be a copycat.
Can I get this?
Other people that's worried about us doing the answers too, bro.
I don't believe in more.
Probably teleportation because I don't got a visa and I live in Canada by being the
states law.
Okay.
Okay.
That's a good reason.
Um, I'm going to be honest.
Like it's healing the superpower. Yeah, yeah healing. Okay. So like healing cuz like when people are like
Her whether it's like hosp like, you know, they're in the hospital stuff
Like I like to I care about people's well-being and health. So probably healing
Okay
flock up. Oh
It probably be flight cuz you know, there's ever an uncomfortable situation you could just fly it out of it
Or you go to your favorite place or I'm not going on and probably be talked to like animals and shit
Because I don't know I just think that's where you
It's between those okay, Hydra. I
Grew up watching the flash so probably super speed. I can go anywhere. I can travel anywhere
I don't need to like you know, I'd be productive all times to do a bunch shit eat fast all that shit
You know I'm sorry. All right, Jay shock
Helicaneses to move things in my mind like a fly if so be the cross room I could move where to me give her a nice hug
You know, I'm like that. That was great
Kips
Well personally said no a few other people said teleportation, but my reason's different, right?
I could get you out of any uncomfortable situation teleports you pick you up. We're gone
We could go anywhere we want in like like this, you know, I love to travel you love to travel
We can go anywhere in a second. That'll be awesome
I love that calm
I'm gonna think outside the box a little bit. Um, I'd have this I'd want the superpower to heal world hunger
Okay
That's great. All right, Kelo
Um, I'm probably say like my reading cuz I'm like a people person
I like pleasing like, you know making people feel better by themselves and they make me feel good
So it's like I probably say my reading cuz it's
We got super power called the fuck was that things are like, you know, my aspect in life
I'm being able to help that without even having to actually you might even feel a lot better by yourself
Max I
See power. I'd love to have it. Just made sure every woman actually gives birth
There's a full pain. I mean for me. I have a mom and I have aunties
I've given both and for me. It's just the pain is just not for me. So I wish I could just take that way
I would want to do time travel so I could be the best gambler of all time so that means
a good super rich that's very valid very valid of course bro all right 25 year old in
braw dog move y'all bro they should be good bro what what is your name just say my name
what do you mean 25 or braw dog I think someone already said it and I hate to be that guy
But probably our ability to talk to animals. I I just love animals. I'm a big animal guy
So, yeah, I'm building to talk to animals. I'm gonna talk to my dog, you know talk to my you know, they're animals
Yeah
salty
I'll probably have the ability to freeze Tom and X-ray vision
Okay
Bard on
I'm gonna be honest. I'd be spider-man because then I could then you could be my MJ and then I could save you
So I'd have those superpowers and you know, I'm gonna be a fat spider-man. So
Pro had the mask ready
Yo, yo, can I make an army? Yeah. Yes
Okay, I feel like a lot of answers have been taken cuz I was last but
But low key, I did like Var's answer with like the Spidey senses because like if I know where the danger is coming from, I know where it's at.
Like I can always protect you, I can always be safe.
This is sure.
Yeah, I would want to ask Spidey senses.
Okay, I love that.
Very nice. Very good answers.
Sophie, I need you to eliminate two more people.
Okay, I know exactly the two. I'm sorry, I hate to say it.
And go one by once they can give their a bottle before you say this, okay?
Okay
I'm gonna have to say saunty
Okay, why freezing time is why would you want to freeze time?
What is that?
No freezing time
I feel like would be good cuz they don't give us more time to spend together like we could spend eternity together
That's kind of like my mentality. Yeah, but then like if you live forever, like there's no joy in life
Like you're gonna be able to experience
That's like well, that's the thing like life is just so precious like but if you live forever, it's not precious any you know
No, yeah, no, yeah, no that point about yeah, you know, I mean that that is a good point that is a good point about joy
So if you want to keep him or do you still want to get rid of him we can get ready. All right, so I see
Thank you for having me like of course
And then I'm sorry, I'm probably I don't remember everyone's name
Khalil Khali
Hello, Kaley. Hello
Spider-Man hoodie
Me me spider hoodie. Yes. I'm sorry mind reading that's invasive
So you like you feel like that's manipulating a little bit. Yeah, that's that's not yeah
I feel what you're saying. I get that. I don't know. I know I listen look lace
I appreciate you having me. I'm right. I even expect
But um Sophie, thank you so much for your time. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hi y'all
All right, hello, I was expecting that one. Okay. All right. We are
Reading is just a little in place. We're down to the top 10
Top 12 now top 12 now. Okay, Sophie. Do you have another question or do you want me to ask?
You asked. Okay. Yes. The next one with complete honesty. Have you ever cheated or been cheated
on?
Wait, honestly, I never had a girlfriend, so I never got cheated on, but I was in a talking
stage and I was basically just one of her options. Like we're exclusive and I was just
one of her options. And I found that out. So I stopped talking to them.
at X? I've never cheated, but I have been cheated on in my first relationship, which
is actually just side note, that's actually what caused me after that relationship to
go on like this run of, you know, I was lost, but then I found Christ. So I'm actually
never cheated. Nope. Okay.
fuck up yeah I got cheated on she was a gym instructor and she cheated on me
with her clients
just wait oh okay Hydra as I said earlier never been to ship so never
cheated never anything I hate cheaters by the way fuck them worst thing
possible great all right Jay shock
I'm never cheated I've been cheating on I'm looking to be with someone long
term is a soulmate so I'm very loyal what I have been cheating on. Okay. Kips. I've never
cheated on somebody I've always thought if you're gonna cheat why not break up with somebody never
understood it to be honest with you and I have been cheated on I wasn't really insecure uh with
my partner so I bring my best friend around all the time and my best friend ended up cheating
with my girlfriend at the time and still to this day you know I I've tried my hardest but I've
kind of forgive. You know, you have to learn to forgive to forget.
Paul.
I've never cheated on anybody and I've never been cheated on.
All right, Max.
Nah, I never cheated, but obviously I told you before, I gave my ex a Rolex and then she cheated
on me by a phone or a car. On her phone, she changed the name to her friend and then that's
how I found out where I got cheated on still.
Pilot, pilot.
I understand it's going to be the end.
All right, well, I did get cheated on before and I was madly in love with her and instead
of leaving her, I made a grave mistake and I cheated, but before that I learned my
lesson because seeing a woman hurt actually broke my heart and I never want to relive that experience
again and I put it on everything that I would never cheat on another girl again but I will omit I
didn't make a great mistake by cheating on the girl I didn't love because I was too sure like
this nigga want a cookie this nigga want a cookie it was a very sensitive topic dude
Alright, Max is very recent too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go.
Raw Dog, Raw Dog Moon.
Yo, I can't, I can't, oh, never mind.
Um, I've been in two relationships, never been cheated.
I've never been, uh, never cheated on anybody.
Great.
Barton.
Um, I've never been in a relationship, so I've never been cheated on or cheated on somebody.
did on somebody. But uh, Lacey, I was about to get in a relationship and then Lacey ended
up taking my girl. That's not true. That was not true. That was a while ago. I mean,
that's, I don't know. I don't know what happened, but no, it's kind of ruined everything
for me. I didn't, we were, there was, there was a girl and he was doing a stream with
her and I was there and she DM'd me privately and said she wanted to hang out with me
after that's not my fault okay it's okay listen it's okay um i've never cheated or been cheated on
i've only had one relationship and it ended like healthy okay all right sophie please eliminate
two more people it's getting hard now you might have it is getting hard i have to dig back into
the past rounds and it's getting hard have a connection with um i'm sorry you
already know i can see your face pilot
i'm sorry uh thank you nigger
you're doing that well damn pilot give her your robotic on why you should
stay i mean it's just lessons learned i mean
you know um it just made me realize that i you know i i
I truly loved her and if I wouldn't have done that,
then I don't think I would have known what true love really was
and I would have just been hated women my whole life.
But I got cheated on and then I was like,
I made a very immature mistake.
So you got cheated on and you cheated back, basically?
Yeah, it was immature to do it to get my get back
because I went through it on the scoreboard
and then it realized that that was very immature
and it was real love and I messed up.
And now it's just, I just can't ever find
and I know hard to get into cheap.
So, and I know a lot of these people in here, you know,
they're, I don't want to be mean,
but they're all virgins and they potentially,
they can't really cheat if they want it to.
And so, I mean, yeah.
Fair point.
Fair point.
Of course they all can't cheat, you know.
Some of you guys, does this rebuttal change your answer
and make you want to keep piloting?
Sophie, I think, Sophie, listen,
I think you just really have some extra on
can really work through this. Okay. It built me as a man. If it didn't happen, I
wanted to be the man I am today. I say just give me one more chance. I thought you said it was
reset. Yeah, that is true. It was when I was in college. You did say it was
recent though and it was a sensitive topic. Yeah, well, like, yeah, it so hurt me. I don't
like seeing girls hurt. Okay, Sophie, does this change your mind?
No, it's not. Sophie, I didn't even get caught. When I did it, I fully came out and told that
I did it. So it wasn't even me getting caught. It was me saying, hey, I fucked up. I did
this and I did it as a man. I do appreciate that, but you still should have just never
cheated in the first place and let's let's all look through the line here bro I
mean that's probably the worst question you could ask and I'm not trying to
diss everyone in here but yeah I mean you are an alcoholic next next person you
want to eliminate next person I'm going to eliminate the I'm gonna have to say I
go my god I don't know this is so hard I know it's just gonna get harder and
harder and harder.
Um, all right. I'm sorry. I'm going to have to do Flocko.
I'm sorry. I'm just still, it's still on the body count question.
Yours was really high up there, you know?
Was in the 30s or high 20s. Flocko, did that have 30 seconds?
Nah, I mean, you feel me? I was honest to let you know it is.
I appreciate the honesty.
I'm not you for me. I'm really gonna rebuttal much. I respect the answer and for me
I'm gonna just leave it at that and if you feel me if it comes for us to ever
Talk again to meet up then you feel me we go from yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No hard feelings
Yo, Lacey, I love you, but I appreciate you
All right. Hey, we are down to the top ten. All right, so please ask another question
I
My gosh, why don't we ask her a question? I kind of want to get to know her a little bit, you know
You each woman I would be out later. It's too many too many questions. Yeah. Yeah. Um, okay
What is the last thing you guys Google oh, okay, be honest be complete
Be honest, be completely honest.
I want to see Google history.
How to get a visa?
OK, X?
Is Portugal in Europe?
Hydra?
It's not really that interesting. My car broke and I kind of searched up the towing company
nearby. It's in the shop. How are you?
All right. Shock.
It was good locations for thrifting because I went like thrift shopping today for some
clothes for like screaming stuff because I love clothes shopping. So that's what I
said.
Okay. Kips.
I would show you, but I don't want to dox myself.
I put like, where is this beach located?
Cause I went to the beach yesterday.
I told you about that.
And like I wrote the name of the beach in.
Okay.
I'm very uninterested.
Google search is here.
Con.
Yeah, very.
Uh, I had to research some stuff about repairing a fence.
Max.
How to cook a raspberry cake?
Cause my mom's birthday tomorrow.
She loves raspberry cakes.
So I'm trying to surprise.
That's so awesome.
Okay.
Uh, Rod Dogg.
I was on Amazon. I'm buying my dog a new leash. So I was on Amazon. I would show but I don't like Maddie
Um, I uh, I searched up the office. I was watching like the show it's like it's a show
I was watching that so okay, Zim
I looked up when the new R6 season came out because I wasn't sure when it was. Yes, my favorite game
Okay, Sophie. I'm gonna be honest not a lot of info on that question
I was going to have you eliminate just one person.
One person.
This is so hard.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to have to do X.
Sorry, X.
I appreciate you coming.
To be fair, somebody in my tab was trying to like,
told me, but so I just had to confirm for them and I am one of
the last actually the last thing I searched up, but it's good
though. I don't worry. I appreciate you for having me.
I appreciate you, Lacey. Love you, X. I love you too, gang.
Wow. Okay. I'm noticing a trend here. All right. So did you
have another question? Are you ready to ask a question? Um,
yeah, ask a question. I'm gonna pick one. What is your
Guys dream date dream first date first date if you were gonna take Sophie on a first date
What was your first day be wrath?
Okay, I kind of lied at the beginning
I don't own a boat and I don't fish but I would like to fish and like like to know other fish and
You know what a fish don't you I do not a fish. Oh, yeah
Maybe a fishing and then go to the zoo because I know you like
All ugly dudes besides me eat and then take your own
Okay, Hydra
Not glad I picked my first date on
Whatever you'd like and to be honest with you
I know you like this, you know animals and shit
So we probably go to the zoo, but he already said that so honestly, I would probably go to the carnival because I think it's good
Rose in the fucking call what oh silky
Rose middle bottom left
I love you
Silky okay, you don't fight beat the shit out of you
So key just interrupted me bro. Come on. Let's go. Anyways, I probably take you to the carnival
It's a mix of games and fun, but we also get to talk, you know get to know you but also have some fun
You know first date something simple. I pick you up, of course, you don't gotta do anything
Okay, yo yo piggy
Yo piggy, would you say piggy?
You gonna call me a monkey?
What?
Yeah, you're a fucking racist.
Me? What?
Is this gonna eat it?
Yes.
Wait, is that me, Sophie Rain?
It is, hello.
No way.
Hello.
Sophie, meet my friend Senna.
Senna.
Hi.
Senna, hi.
Nice to meet you also.
I can't hear you, but I'm sure you sound very lovely.
I heard you want to get into streaming.
She could teach you the ways.
Yes, that would be so awesome.
There you go.
Yeah.
I could teach you.
love you. I also stream too. I also stream too. I stream too. Nobody cares. Yeah, that's
you. Yeah, you're right. You know, you'd up, Rod Dog Moon. J Shock. Dream date, J Shock.
Dream day would be a food tour in New York. I would take you to all my favorite. I'm
a foodie guy. I love food. I love exploring your food spot, but I was taking all the
cool food spot in New York, from breakfast to dessert spot,
to Italian, Greek, Asian food,
so a really cool big food tour.
Crazy.
Kips.
Yeah, it's actually a great day.
So I would watch them for me and you,
because my dream date would be our dream date,
and I think I would start with,
I'd wanna see your farm,
I want you to show me around,
get to know all the animals, that'd be awesome.
After that, I've always wanted to sit down in the sand,
and watch the sunset with somebody,
I think that would be so cool.
After we go get a nice steak dinner,
And then I'd have to give you a gift.
I'd give you a personalized Pokemon card.
So you remember the night.
I love that.
OK, Colin.
I love that.
Take her on the tractor or something.
Yo, actually, that would be fun, go on the tractor.
But now seriously, probably I like the outdoors.
And now you do too.
I like going on hikes and a nice picnic,
watch the sunset with a bottle of red wine.
Hell yeah, I love that.
OK, Max.
For me, number one thing, pottery.
I've loved pottery since I was a kid,
and I find it so cool.
I think they can play, sing cups,
and actually have a conversation,
especially somebody that you meet for the first time.
I think they...
Yeah, I love that.
Okay.
Yeah.
Rod Dogg.
My dream date is,
I probably want to take you to Santorini, Greece,
and then...
Yeah.
You cannot force it.
Oh my, oh yeah, my fault.
Let me just do a sepathon.
Let me just do a fucking sub-a-pharm, I thought.
Oh yeah, I mean, they're just making fun of me.
It's my dream vacation.
But yeah, since we're in Greece,
and then I'll probably go to the beach,
get some food, and then we'll probably get the beach.
You know, sunset.
I'm going straight to the beach now.
That's amazing, I love that.
Vardan.
Okay, you know what?
I think we should go get some sushi on the beach,
and then let's go off.
I know you have a bucket list,
so like let's go see everything on your bucket list,
everything on your bucket list or do a couple stuff and then watch the sunset
together on the beach and then honestly like for that's my dream date cuz
cuz you're already my dream person so you make up for today so amazing thank
you sim um my dream day would probably be like a
drive-in movie theater obviously that's not what first we're gonna do like I'm
a fan of eating to be honest like you're really pretty and like you know
I just want to eat with you chill like talk and then like we can go watch a movie
You can even bring your dog if you want we don't got to go in your car
We can go in my car and like we can just chill you know have a good time watch a movie talk after something like that
It's my dream day. Okay, Sophie after that question. Please eliminate
I'm sorry, I'm gonna I'm literally gonna have to eliminate raw dog moon. He's just so distracting right now
Oh, I like there's just so much going on
I
Listen listen, I know silky sold me, but like I literally I tried there's a full-on party going on
I know I know anything aside. I tried locking my door
But I genuinely wanted to be like one-on-one with you if the reason I get eliminated is because of things
Let her talk! Let her talk!
I'm so sorry, Sophie. I'm trying to not leave my room.
No, you're already eliminated. You're not your little one.
Hold on. Hold on for a second. You have to get it again!
Hi, Sophie.
Hello?
That's a terrible one.
So what is your problem with the Raw Dog movement?
He wants to...
The whole time there's just been a party going on.
I understand that he wanted to step away from the party
Focus on the stream, but I feel bad for keeping them on the street. He should go enjoy the party. That's happening at the location
He's at so be I will say that the entire party
He was spending time talking about how he was really excited for this event and how he would be here just
He literally came up to me earlier. He said so I'm sorry
He's calling in the fucking Avengers. I want to be here for you. That's what I'm saying. There's just too much going on
I know I'm gonna kick them all out
We'll leave right now because he's actually kicking us out for you, so just so you know
So be may I just say he actually had the authority to shut the whole party down so
He had everyone leave pretty much so everyone's leaving from outside to leave
But some people that want to linger are going inside. That's why there's so many people. Yes my security is dealing with like the
Sophie, does this change your answer?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
He's taking it all away.
And getting Sarah Safari.
No, that's not my answer.
I'm sorry.
I tried, I tried.
Raw Dog, I'm sorry brother, but.
I'm Sarah Safari.
Raw Dog, everybody's told you real quick.
I know it's a, I genuinely feel like Sophie,
it was meant to be with you and me,
but everybody just came in the room
and ruined everything.
I could get them out right now
if you give me another chance.
If not, I completely understand.
I hope you find love or whatever.
It's actually for holding up to lift five people.
No cow.
I see no room.
Sophie, stay or kick?
A kick.
I'm so sorry, Rodon.
It was really nice to meet you, and I hope no hard feelings
because I do love you very often.
No, Sophie!
Please don't eliminate him.
Eliminate you.
Eliminate Bardon instead.
OK, Sophie.
Sophie, one more person I need to eliminate me.
This is getting so hard.
I'm gonna have to eliminate con so sorry
You're really awesome guy, and I really appreciate you, but I feel like you're just a little too just like you know blunt
You're sitting in a very dark room. I don't know where you are. I can't see what's going on to bland
To blame. It's all good. I'm just but you're very nice. No hard feeling
Any rebuttal or no?
No, I was just being myself, man. All right, and I appreciate that. Thank you
All right, Sophie, we are down to the top seven.
We're doing it.
Halvis Himes recedes and still here.
Can I just say thank you for being here, Ruby?
Of course.
Thank you all for being here.
I really appreciate this.
This is so fun.
Sophie, I need you to come up with a good question here
because after this question, it's
going to be down to your top five.
All right, all right.
If you guys had $1,000, what are you
going to buy me for my first gift?
Ooh, $1,000.
Only $1,000.
What would you buy me?
Only?
Only?
The fuck I'm gonna get you $1,000!
How much are pigs?
Uh, well, it depends.
You could buy a pig for $1,000.
I'll get you a pig for your farm.
Okay, a little sacrifice.
I think the money doesn't matter.
It's kind of a sentimental thing.
I'd probably get something for your dog Oliver,
probably some Pokemon cards.
You know anything you need some necessities. It's all about what you like and it's all that matters
Jay shock
Probably flowers some custom clothing for you
Pokemon of course a good dinner and
Anything else you really want?
That's some clothing. I like that
Yes, neocits
So I got I got two good ones nothing too expensive because I'm more like sentimental like I want to give you some that for us
You know one a bracelet. I get you like a specific bracelet because I know you love jewelry
I saw before I noticed that on you and then yeah, I'll get you like a cool Lego that we could build together
Something like creative before and it's almost like a we created a day out of it. Okay. Okay. I like it Lacey
Max can our
probably spend $500 on the BK of like flowers
and then another 500 on like airports
or something something sentimental that you can remember.
I'm like, oh, I remember when I went on a date with him,
he got me this, you know?
Okay, Vardhan.
Okay.
I kind of agree.
I want to get something sentimental.
If you do wear rings, I would get you a promise ring.
Actually, I know you wear rings
because it's on your fingers.
So I'd get you a promise ring.
And then if I have enough money saved up,
I get you either roses or we could go to like
a Bruno Mars concert or something.
Like just that, but I'll, like however much I have saved.
Yeah.
Okay.
Zinn, $1,000, what's your gift?
I think $1,000 is a lot.
So I'll probably get you multiple gifts.
But one of them being your favorite Pokemon card.
I did forget which one it was,
but like I would want to give you
your favorite Pokemon card in like a gift basket of things.
Like that'll be my main purchase.
like, you know, like flowers, snacks, like, you know, something like that.
I love that.
Okay.
Sophie, I need you to eliminate two people and get us to our top five.
Okay.
Um, Max, can I hear your answer again?
I'm so sorry.
So I said 500 pound on a big air flowers and 500 pound.
We could just give the charity.
I'm sorry.
I'm just saying something different.
Amazing.
I love that.
Who is the first person you'd like to eliminate now?
This really pains me. This is getting really hard. But I'm going to have to say Big Mon
Rav. I do not want to pig. They're nasty. They're hard to take care of. They tear up
the dirt. But I really do appreciate the idea of gifting me an animal. It's really
sweet.
No, that's cool. That's cool. I just want to say you look pretty.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
I have a question yes, so if you're ready and why you ain't going to date with me yet
We're on one right now, no
Technically yeah
Okay, well one more one more person selfie. Oh my god
This is hard
I'm really sorry, but I'm not my god. I don't know
This is getting really hard
Looking at everyone
Zim
I'm sorry
All right, um
Before I want to go before I want to go soupy
Um, I am gonna say I don't know how you feel about guys saying I love you on the first date
But there is guys here who you forgot about that. They said I love you, which I think they're lying about
I don't know you feel about liars either, but also
Um, I don't know if you know what playing defenses, but there's a guy top left is named Hydra and he came here
Specifically to play defense on other guys. He doesn't want you at all
He's actually been talking shit about you on a stream saying how like I would native never dated girls and only fans things like
I didn't even know shit. Um, so you can go back to a stream if you want again
I don't know how you feel about liars. He did say I love you on a first date
I never said that how can you love someone that you don't know he knows you from your online person out alone?
It's his first time ever talking to you said that I never said that but um
He came on here specifically to hate on people every single round he's been here
He said something about someone else. He hasn't just been talking to you. I'd like to talk to everyone
You know what I mean?
I'm gonna let him talk. Can I rebuttal Sophie for from him?
No, no, yeah, so he does that change your decision or no, I mean I
i
okay i don't know you hydra never met you but is this true the things that you
listen so if he i would never meet you and talk shit about anything with only
fans joey's actually one of my good friends she can actually dot that
uh... so i would i don't care if you have that
and he's lying about everything else he literally actually if i remember he was
on the on the first round and made fun of every uh... black person in there for
some reason don't know why if you remember that
remember when everyone crashed out on him
so you're gonna see that what happened and yes that was what happened also i
I would never say I love you.
I don't know you yet.
I would like to get to know you
and maybe get to that point.
But everything he's saying is actually kind of odd.
I don't know why he's trying to put me down
to put himself up, but that's kind of weird.
Yes, maybe I'll maybe need to make some jokes,
but at the end of the day, it's a joke, you know what I mean?
For the time being, Sophie,
does that change your decision?
Do you want Zim eliminated still?
I want Zim eliminated still.
Okay, okay.
The only, I'm so sorry, is that?
Goodbye, Zim.
All right
We have the chopped five
the remaining five
Could actually be in lineup for the history books here guys you guys could go down. Yeah, this this is a great lineup
Yes, is this would you say that any of these guys specifically match your type?
Um, I mean, I feel like we still need to get to know each other a little bit, but yeah, I'd say a couple
Okay, all right a couple, huh? Okay, Sophie another question fuck
What it can be a deep it can be a deep one too because there's only gonna be five answers so it can go quick
Okay, that is true. That is true. Um
It might be the bottom five
What is like your favorite thing about me person like what what is interesting to you that you guys like about me, okay, Hydra
Oh, he's here to mute it, okay.
Hi, Drew, you're up.
I have to say, a lot of people, you know, probably on the internet, think you're just
like a beautiful girl, but I think after this ED, I got getting to know you, you're very
sweet, like you're generally down to earth, you're very kind, you know, like you seem
very calm and cool, and you have a lot of interesting things about yourself, and
this is my favorite thing, and I kind of want to get to know more of, you know,
how that mind works and stuff like that.
All right, Jay Shalk.
I would say you're confident Sophie. I think you're very confident and I think like you're
really good at just knowing what you want and building good connections and relationships
and just putting out like a really positive message in this world and like that's a lot
of people need to look up to people like you like you're a very strong independent
woman and I think you're incredibly confident.
I say two things. Yeah. Okay. So one definitely I love how you treat everybody with respect
no matter like who they are what they look like but you don't put any standards aside
like you talk to everybody the same way you appreciate everybody you love everybody and
I that's something for me like it almost feels like you were raised that way and that's
awesome because like that's what you want in a person and I love that and two I love
your eyes. I think your eyes are beautiful. Thank you. Okay, Max. One thing I love is your
generosity. I mean, he said that he gave a million dollars. He says, what charity foundation
and it shows that you genuinely care about humanity. And that is literally what we need
in this world. Okay, I couldn't agree more. Vardan. Honestly, there's so many good things
to say about you. Like, you're humble. You're down to earth. You're so nice. Like,
literally what everybody said.
And also on top of that, what stood out to me like a lot
was like, you know how like Rod Dogg Moon
and everybody they were like saying, no, no, no, no, no,
get him in, leave him in, leave him in.
I like how like you didn't, you stood on business.
Like you had your own independent mind
and you didn't let anybody else's like opinion
phase that mind, you know?
So that's just like ghost to show
how like strong and willpower you are.
Thank you.
Kind of work on that.
All right, Sophie, those were a lot of good answers.
I know, this is getting really hard.
So, you know, unfortunately, you have to eliminate one person here.
Oh, this is literally the hardest thing I've ever done.
Um, this is, I can't pick one.
It's so hard.
I'm all right. I'm gonna have to go with Hydra. I'm sorry
Yeah, can I ask why can I ask what a 30-second rebuttal?
But can I can ask her why because you told her to explain why there's just a lot of other great competitors?
I think in front of you right now. I'm there's nothing personal. I just am trying to you know, I'm trying to
a lesson in the pot?
Fuck!
I'm sorry.
My bad, Sophie.
Honestly, I think you're a very amazing person, you're very sweet, and I feel like I got kind
of fucked over the last round, and I've been trying my ass off, you know, I made you
the whole PowerPoint.
Yes, it was a little shitty.
I had some problems before, it was kind of not real, but I feel like I've been
trying my ass off here because I truly think you're a cool person, and I would
like to get another chance if you'd like to eliminate someone else other than me.
I would love that but again it's your choice so if you'd like to rethink
Sophie does that change your decision it doesn't I'm sorry it's already a hard
decision it's I'm sorry all right peace out guys
uh Lacey you're fucking fat fuck you bitch
damn so mean to me they're just so mean to me see they they put this mask on
a nice guy they're just mean yeah that's right
exactly they're all just front end yes okay
Sophie, down to the final four, I need another very deep, meaningful question.
Something that means something.
Well, that's going to set these guys apart.
You know, we have four very quick looking, amazing, fit guys in the call
still remaining.
Um, so please ask another question.
What is something that you guys are like,
I don't know how to ask this,
something that you're scared that you're going to regret in life,
like that you're not going to be able to do what you want to do,
like something you want to accomplish.
Sorry if that sounds confusing.
What is something you guys want to accomplish in life
and if you guys don't, you'll be very regretful of it.
Okay, Shal, you're up.
I've been very blessed and successful
successful and I thank God and my family for that and I want to become big enough that I
could help people medically because that's something I've struggled with. You know I have
bad hearing and vision and I've like gotten through a lot of stuff with my disability
so I want to become big enough that I could help kids and children get through any eyesight
or hearing problems and just like I want to be able to get out and make out a tree
like any good doctor in the area like let's come together and fix the disability
And I just I'm scared that I won't get to that level because I'm so overwhelmed with all these
New things happening between streaming and making content. I can't balance everything
But I think I'm on the right path and I'm looking forward to really doing a big change for I think J. Shawn wins
I think J. Shawn wins
kiss
Personally me
Like I don't really regret things like I used to but I looked at it as like I did it
And it's like I have to move on and live with it and like become a better person off of it first off
But like biggest thing that I would regret is like I love to help out people who are like homeless already now
Like I would regret if I can't make something like in the future to help out homeless people like give away food or
Some type of drive to like help them because I know at the end of the day
We're all the same people and they've gone through stuff. We've gone through stuff. I would love to help them out
Okay, max
Yeah, so for me it's to create a disabled school. I mean, I know a lot of disabled people and I felt like they don't get the help they need.
I felt like one thing I really wanted to and I've actually been planning it for a couple years and hopefully
accomplishing it is actually create a disabled school where kids actually don't need the help that they deserve.
That's one thing that I can't afford.
For me it's finding genuine love.
Like, I've always like, like I, I, I, throughout my like life, I mean,
I, there's, I've always been like people that have said like they loved me.
And, um, and I don't know.
I just always didn't feel like I was ever like loved like that.
So I just like find, maybe like find genuine love.
Lacey, why are you laughing?
But some of the chat said, no, and, and also, and, and not only that,
I have a lot of dreams, but also I don't want to regret not being able to retire my parents
before they go, you know?
So I want to retire my parents and I want to do meaningful good for the world, you know?
Like before I go, I want to actually do good.
All right, okay, all right, Sophie, a lot of great answers, a lot of great messages.
before you eliminated I have to ask what would you say like and you know I know
you said this earlier what would you say your physical type in a guy is my
physical type I don't really like I don't really have an attraction to a
certain type of physical I just like someone that you know makes me feel
good inside like it doesn't matter what you look like or what your background
is like as long as you're a good person inside that's all that matters
genuinely that's all that matters okay okay Sophie I need you to eliminate one
of these uh been looking at
this hard i know you can take some time to think on it you can you can even if
you want if you don't know we're in the top four if you want to ask another
question a quick one you can't
oh my god this is so hard
all right i'm gonna ask that question because i can't do it
What makes y'all like the happiest? When do you guys feel the happiest? What is your favorite? Like what makes you guys happy?
Okay, we'll start with part on this time
Honestly, like I don't want to come off as cliche, but what really makes me happy is being able to help the people I love and
Honestly, like I'm gonna be so for real like I'm actually being so for real
Um, I don't care about what I have like I don't like I I don't want to make it for me
I want to make it for the people I love and to help people out and I put that on everything that I love like I just
I don't know like seeing people like their faces light up when like let's say you do you give them a gift or something or
Anything it's just like it feels so good. You know
So okay
love that. Max. I mean, it's quite simple. I mean, I'm an uncle. I'm an uncle of five.
So when I say my nieces and nephews, because I like six, seven years old, eight years old,
I just love seeing them. And generally, that just makes me happy. So small things in life
that make me happy. Okay, Kips. I would say, you know, because I listen, Barton's answer
is great. I would love to say something like that, but to go a little differently. So it's
So it's not the same like when people come together as a community like that's what that
makes me so happy to see everybody come together and finally do something and achieve something
that like it's hard to do and we don't see that as much often and what happens it really
like brains my day makes me smile Jay shock I'm going to say being with my mom I mean
I love spending time with her you know even my dad too but my mom specifically like she
take such good care of me I like watching movies with her like I like going on walks
with her like opening up to her and she's just like my biggest fan and I love her
so much so my mom makes me happy that's amazing thank you okay all right
Sophie I do need you to eliminate I know this is tough I am sorry but I'm
I'm gonna have to go with Kips.
I'm sorry, Kips.
It's a really tough decision, it really is.
Can I ask you personally, what was it for me?
So I could rebuttal off of that.
I think maybe a green shirt.
The green shirt?
I was just about to say, are you a Jets fan?
I am a Jets fan, you know.
But you gotta think, can I explain something to you?
That shows loyalty, if you're a Jets fan
you gotta be loyal as fuck because they don't win.
That is true, that is true.
That is true.
Yeah, my thing is,
That's something about me people don't talk about.
My loyalty is amazing.
You know, I told you I've been cheated on.
My loyalty to you or to whoever I'm with, you know,
it's one-on-one.
It's us and it stays with us.
I'm not gonna tell anything.
It's between me and you, you know?
And I think, listen, there's some great options here.
I know it's hard, but I really think me and you,
like, there was something there, you know?
And I think if you can really find it to keep me,
you'll see it even further.
Oh, God.
I'll be honest.
Sophie, does that change your mind?
That was a good rebuttal.
That was a good rebuttal.
That was a good rebuttal.
Um.
No.
I'm sorry.
Just because it seems like you're a really big football fan,
and I appreciate that,
but personally,
I do not like football, and I can't stand what it's on.
You know what?
You could have told me that.
For you, I'm turning it off. You're more important.
You know, you're a spotlight.
Because that's me and you why do I care about football? It's on it. It's me and you
Oh, I'm gonna cannot date a girl who hates football. I don't know if you don't like football
If darlin did not like football, I'm sorry. I couldn't do it
Football's gotta be on every Thursday, Sunday and Monday. I'm gonna go guys, you know, I'm not gonna turn away two-faced
And uh, lacy if you need to rate somebody let me know
Okay, we have our final top three. This is horrible. Yeah, I know I know
This is so hard. Oh, that's why. OK.
Lacey, you're so rude.
It's horrible. All right.
OK, Sophie, I need I need I need one more great question out of you.
I got a great question.
So I've got to ask, is there anybody you regret eliminating along the way?
So far, no. I don't think so. I think I'm very confident in my answers. It's a very hard decision,
so I'm kind of just narrowing it down as I go, you know? Okay. My next question. What is something
that you guys want out of life, but it like, which doesn't have to correlate to money,
Just something that you guys want personally in your life.
She's shocked.
I think I want to be independent and I want to really show my family in the world that I could do things on my own
and start a family and start a great community, which I already have.
I want to do things for myself, but I want to have an impact on everyone.
And I want to spread my message across the world and prove to everyone that I really
came from a lot through my story and everything and just really be independent and have a
great role in this world.
All right.
Can you guys call me, am I muted?
Max?
No, no, no, no, no.
That was great.
That was great.
For me, I want to have kids.
I mean, that's just, I mean, it's pretty suffocating for me.
I mean, it's pretty satisfying to try.
I feel like in this part, you're born to have kids
and just keep going with the generations.
Yeah, just genuinely having kids, that's it.
Okay, all right, part-time.
Honestly, for me, it's like fulfillment, you know?
I wanna be fulfilled with myself
and I wanna fulfill others.
And I wanna just, like I said,
like just, I want everybody around me to, like,
I know it's hard and especially like the world is sometimes evil,
but I want everyone around me to always be happy.
And even if that means sometimes that I don't have to be happy,
you know, like that's, that's, that's all I want.
All right, Sophie, do you have an answer?
Do you have someone you want to eliminate?
If not, you can ask one final question.
I just need to ask, what is everyone's age?
I didn't ask that.
OK, K-Shop.
How old is everyone?
I'm 27, OK.
Max?
22.
OK, bar down.
I'm 20.
20?
Yeah.
OK.
All right, this is hard.
Hi.
You just said it's a Rock 20.
Bro, the y'all are mean, bro.
Okay, Sophie, please eliminate one person
so we can get down to your final two.
Bardawn, I'm sorry.
Was it my age?
Yeah, you're 20, are you actually 20?
Yeah, I'm actually 20, but
Yeah, let's elaborate I
Mean I'm
20 years old, but I feel like I've been through enough life to be like older
I know I don't want to come off and be corny like I know I'm actually not trying to be corny
but like and like I get like one year is like like I
I don't know. I don't think it's like a big difference, but if it's a difference to you then
I mean
I think I'm pretty like
I'm pretty
21
Okay, I agree. It's nothing against you person. I just you know, you're the youngest
Can't eat or drink yet. Well, what the prefer I'm about to turn. It's my birthday soon
Okay, what's your birthday?
September 25, okay. I mean that year
2005
Okay, I mean he turns 20 same age. He's gonna be the same age as you and yeah. Yeah, this is true
Does that change your answer or is it just the overall presence? Um?
That does not change my answer. I'm so sorry. All right, okay
Yeah, you were very you were very great. I really loved your intro and how it like, you know killed your entire
you know power cut out and everything. That was really great. Thank you so much. No, yeah,
I'm and about to be at that power. It was great. I was really nervous at first actually.
I just want to say like before I go you for like I didn't realize like I've seen you
obviously online, but I didn't realize how kind you really are. Like you're like I'm
not I'm out and all that and these guys are very
Chad predictions out right now, if you want to vote on the Predix, Jim Shapp is dominating the prediction right now.
These are really great guys and you're just like, you're a very wholesome girl and I just love that and I wish you nothing but the best.
Honestly, yeah, thank you for keeping me this far. This was great. I'm glad to be here and you're the best.
Chad, there's still 8 minutes left on the Predix. You're 8 minutes left.
It was it was great talking to you. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you too. And thanks Lacey for inviting me man. Of course, of course
I love you guys. Peace. All right
All right, so we have the final two here. Okay, the final two here
So this last round goes a little different. Okay, so
Max in Jay shock if you guys have my streams open, please close my streams. All right
What's going to happen now is I'm going to deafen one of them and the other person is going to ask you a question, their deepest question, their most meaningful question.
And based off of their question in everything else, you're going to choose a winner at the end. Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Um, Jay shock max, uh, does either one of you want to go first?
I'll go last.
Yeah, I'm already scared.
I'll go first.
All right, Jay shock.
I'm going to deafen you up.
Please do not tune into this.
All right, max.
You can ask Sophie.
Disable his camera first.
I can't.
Okay, Max, you can ask Sophie any question and you guys can talk about the question. Whatever you want to do, your deepest question, something that you think is going to put you over J-Shox question.
It's my son of a crazy. I'm going to say about Sophie. If you knew you had one year left, what's the one thing you change?
Like change about me personally it can be about you and could be about in general just
however you see it how ever you see the question if I was told today that I had one year left
to live I would delete all of my social medias and live the rest of my life out doing whatever
I wanted to do I would travel I know I really want to go I really want to go to Africa and
and see like the safari.
So I would definitely have to do that.
And yeah, I would just,
I would literally live my life to the fullest
every single day.
I would do whatever I want, no matter what.
Okay.
I love that question,
because I'm African myself.
So we could definitely go African together.
Max, you can answer your own question
if you want as well.
So she knows what answers.
Okay.
One thing I would change,
I feel like I'm starting to grow
in my abilities in life.
So I just, okay, I don't even know what I'm saying right now.
I don't even have the answer for my question,
I just can't ask you.
I don't want to just cross over here.
Okay.
All right, let me get Jay Shock back in here real quick.
All right, Max, I'm going to deafen you.
Okay, Jay Shock.
Yes, sir.
You can ask Sophie any question in the entire world,
your deepest questions, something that means a lot to you
and you guys can talk about it, you can tell her
what your answer is, whatever you wanna do, okay?
Go for it, stage is yours.
Okay.
Sophie, what's an experience that really was like
a wake-up call and change your perspective about life?
Like really made you look deep into yourself
and really helped you find out who you wanna become.
Ooh, it might be shock a clock.
Well, in high school, I was really depressed because I was dating someone and they were
cheated on me.
So I think that was a big turning point in my life because I literally vowed to just
do me every single day and not give a fuck what other people think about me.
And it's, it's YOLO, you know, you only live once, enjoy your life, who cares?
Absolutely. Just got to live it to the fullest and enjoy every day.
I agree with that. Definitely.
What about you, Shok, if you want to answer that, your own question?
I think, um, I've been through so much.
Like, I don't want to, like, sit here and, like, tell you, like, how, like, what I've been through.
But, like, I've been through a lot, like, medically, and I've personally been through it all.
Like, I've had multiple jobs.
got fired from Home Depot because I was assaulted and I was like a really good person at that
job. I worked my way up to a manager position and I defended myself and they fired us both.
And then I was a mailman for three months. I was working for the USPS. They fired me
because they said you're hearing and your vision is going to prohibit you from doing
this job. You're not going to be a good mailman.
The third job I left because I believed in myself so much and I said, I'm going
to do this full time. I'm going to make my parents proud. I'm going to make my family proud and I'm really going to shock the world. I'm going to make a name for myself. And I think like, you know, if you gave me that opportunity to just be with you like one day, like I think we would have a great time. And I think I'm very humble and honest. And I think we have a great time together. And I could really show you who I am.
the dagger. Okay. All right. Okay, I'm going to on definite on you max. Max, are you here?
Yeah, I'm here. Okay, Sophie, I'm gonna ask you don't say it yet. I'm gonna ask you. Okay. Um, chat real
quick chat. There is a prediction running. If you guys want to go vote on the predictive
who you guys think wins. Sophie, do you have your answer? If you don't, you can ask one
final question. I think I have my answer. Okay, I don't want you to say it yet. Okay. I'm going to
Defin and mute both of them real quick. So the reason I'm doing this is because I have a prediction
running and there's still two minutes left so I have to stall so it's not cheap. Okay. So Sophie,
do you regret like with your final two right now looking at them? Do you regret eliminating
anybody that you're like they and kind of had a connection with them?
Um, honestly, I feel really bad about Hydra.
I do. I did really like Hydra. I like the conversation with him.
He was really funny. I did like the presentation. It was a little weird.
He did give me a little weird vibes in the, you know, the first interaction.
We ended up being really funny, but, um, I just need it.
I don't really know him. And then, I mean, I'm just a follower
that one person said that he was talking about me on stream
and I don't appreciate that. So that's why.
But obviously, even if that person is completely lying,
that might have ruined it for him?
I mean, maybe.
But like I said, I feel bad.
I still feel like there was better options ahead of him.
So I had to let him go.
But I did appreciate talking.
OK.
All right.
30 seconds.
I'm just going to talk to the chat really quick.
And then we're going to get into the final choice.
Chat, if you guys have not yet,
There is a prediction running go vote on the predict who you think wins.
And also if you have not yet and you don't want to get any ads, make sure to
drop a sub, you could sell for free.
If you have a little crown next to your name, it's free with Amazon Prime, or
you could pay $5 and you get no ads.
All right.
Let's get into the final round.
Okay.
Here we go.
All right, Max, Jay shock.
Are you guys both here?
Yes, sir.
Listen, it's been a long journey.
You guys are the final two.
You guys just spent the last three hours with Sophie talking to Sophie,
getting to know Sophie, Sophie, same with you.
Sophie, you said you have your answer.
Who is the winner of your e-date and who will be winning a real date with you?
I'm going to have to say Jay Shock.
Oh, so genuine.
He's very genuine.
And, you know, I I miss him.
I really want to get back to, you know, see him again.
And it's shot the clock.
I really think Jay shock.
He all he had really great answer.
He did. He did.
He had great answers, very genuine the whole time down to Earth.
Max, do you have any thoughts on that?
I mean, I could I went I could have went that route as well.
I could have went like I could have told you I had 15 surgeries
and I was actually in hospital school.
And I'm not sure to say it myself.
But I just didn't want to do that, because I didn't want to do that, but fuck it.
You know, as you won, it's Charly, at the end of the day,
Brozky, you're a club, but you got to take the sword.
All right, Sophie, does that rebuttal change your answer?
Well, you know, I was going to compliment him, but that was kind of rude.
It was a little rude.
Oh, show me you guys have a reed.
No, no, no, it's all right.
You guys have fire?
No, she wasn't going to say that again.
Hey, I'm not that all right.
Hey, by the way, by the way, me and Donald Trump
took the same vaccine.
OK.
What?
OK, Max, thank you.
Congratulations on second place.
But Shayshock's just a better looking dude.
He's just he's him.
Hey, no, no, no.
Shock fucking clock.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's shock a clock, baby.
Shock a clock.
It's Sophie o'clock.
Come on.
Hey, Shayshock, congratulations.
You have won the Sophie rain.
E date. Listen, the rules, the way this works is you guys exchange information, whatever you
want to do. And your guys first date is on me. So whether it's on stream, whether it's off
stream, you guys want to go dinner and a movie, you guys want to go here, there, just you let
me know, Jay shock. And your guys first date is on me. Amazing.
That y'all got to schedule it right now. Yeah, well, we'll schedule it. I gotta ask a question.
know yeah yes you know I'm gonna go pee I'm gonna let you guys talk while I go
because I got I've had to be okay I don't want to spoil it Sophie but um you
know Nick Narasya yes he said he had a surprise blind date for me and like I
hope it's you because I don't want to go with anyone else but you can you
tell me with you I don't know what you're talking about oh god all right then
I'm gonna have I mean he's like I have a surprise thing. I don't want to do it. We'll just have to
We'll just make that day our date day
Yeah, you know that you're busy and you can't do it
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you off-stream
Like my like when I'm available because I don't want to say it I want people like yeah
Yeah, yeah, pull it up and everything and I kind of
Genuinely want to do it off-camera like I just don't really care about that stuff
I don't care about the views and eclipse. I'd like want to take you out and
Make things right, you know. Yeah, I think that's awesome. I'm very excited. That's great
We have a lot of fun. Would you want to do it in Florida or New York? Like where would be most comfortable for you? Well, I
Mean, do you do you like Florida?
Yeah, I have a place in Fort Myers so I could drive to you I can whatever
Like we can be halfway. I mean I have a really
Honestly, no, I want to do New York because I need good recommendations in New York because I've been twice and like I just can't find anything good
So you want to come to Long Island? Yeah, I would love that. That would be awesome. Like I could I could get to a hotel or
You could stay here. I have a couple guest rooms. Like I think we have a lot of fun
And Jay, J-shock, what did you say your mom makes a good good what?
I'm Santa Lucia pasta. I don't know how to make it do. Yeah. I mean if you want my mom to make dinner like
I've never come back and make dinner
Sounds good. I mean sounds good to me
Okay, sounds like you guys just confirmed your first date
Yeah, absolutely. All right. Looking forward to it. Long island. Yes. Okay. We're handling we out
Hey shock. Thank you so much for coming in. Um, congratulations on winning and I'll see you in a couple of days, brother
Thank you. Hi brother. Be good.
Bye. Yes, we'll we'll we'll stay in contact.
Thank you. Did you have fun? Oh my gosh. It was this was so hard by the way. Really? This was so hard.
The people that were in the final four was not my predictions at all.
But I'm so surprised, but, um, hey, thank you so much for coming on on. I hope you're here now. I hope you had a lot of fun.
And I had a lot of fun meeting everyone. A lot of different personalities in one area. Yeah, my friend wants to say what's up Russell. Join the call. He's a huge fan. He just wants to say hello.
Russell join the call.
Um, where is he? Let me see. There he is. Russell put it down. Hello! How's it going,
Sophie? I love the Pikachu! Thank you, me too. It's a nice one. I got it at a yard sale.
Very awesome. Very awesome. For five bucks. Yeah. Damn, that's a steal. Yeah, it's very
nice to meet you. How are you? It's very nice to meet you. I'm great. I'm great.
How are you doing?
Good.
Just got wrapped up with some work for the day.
OK.
What kind of work?
Just planning some streams.
OK.
All right.
Yeah.
That's about it.
Yeah.
But yeah, I just wanted to say hello.
Yes, hello.
It was nice meeting you.
Nice meeting you, too.
Thanks, Lacey.
Of course, Russell, no problem, man.
All right.
Oh, I liked that.
Exactly.
Yeah, we're interested.
OK.
Hey, Sophie.
Hey, shout out to Sophie Chad W. Sophie Ray in the chat.
Thank you so much.
I hope you had fun and I actually hope you do go on a date with Jay shock.
He's a great guy.
Yeah.
No, he seems like, you know, he seems like a really great guy.
I'm excited for it.
He's a great guy.
Okay.
All right.
I'll let you go.
Thank you so much for coming on.
I appreciate you.
Lacey, thank you again.
No problem.
I appreciate it.
No problem.
All right.
Talk soon.
All right.
Bye.
All right, chat.
That's a wrap.
Holy shit.
That was a lot longer than I expected it to be.
But a
W fucking stream w e-date, I'm gonna be honest
I was not expecting that e-date bro. There hasn't been an e-date
like on twitch in like three years since Aiden was doing them and
We peaked that over 80,000 viewers during the e-date. You know how insane that is 80k during an e-date in 2026
That's nuts
But a shout out to Sophie shout out to Jay shock for winning
To all the new people in the stream make sure to press that follow button and turn post notifications on so you know when I go live
If you do that your name will pop up right here on the screen
And chat a chat of y'all enjoy that be honest ATV. Thank you for the 10 gifted. Thank you for the 10
Holy shit, bro. That was that was crazy dude. I was not expecting that he did to go that nuts
but um, hey
It went crazy shout out eat a tree we might have to do we might have to do more ebates
I had someone else that like you guys know it's very known reach out to like
I see about doing an e-date, but I just have to figure out if I really am going to do it
or not because it could be, I don't know, I don't think I'm going to do it.
It could just like, I'm not going to explain or say anything wide, but like, it's just
like a respect thing for me if that makes sense.
What are you saying, but okay, hey chat, I'm gonna hop off.
I'm gonna go get off W stream in the chat.
If you have not yet, make sure to follow sub up for no ads, join the Twitter community.
That's where I see a lot of messages.
where you can stay updated on the community,
when streams are happening, all of that.
Before I get off,
tomorrow, my official caretaker series starts.
So every single day, every stream,
I'm gonna have a new caretaker taking care of me
because I just had surgery.
Tomorrow is Lacey X. Yana.
So we have a stream planned with Yana tomorrow.
It's gonna be starting at around probably like 1 p.m.
and then Yana will pull up around three.
So that's going to be tomorrow's stream is me and Yana.
And then after the stream with Yana, once Yana gets off,
I am going to be hosting a movie night on my Patreon.
It's my first stream on Patreon.
Let me get the, what is that?
Let me get the link right here.
This is the Patreon right here.
That's $3 a month and you can watch,
you can join the community and be in certain streams.
But the first Patreon stream is tomorrow night.
After the stream, I'm gonna come back to the crib
and I'm going to be watching a movie
with the Patreon live on there.
So I'm gonna be watching Captain America,
like the first ever Captain America.
And then we're gonna be doing NFL Sundays on there
as well.
So this is the Patreon right here.
But once I get into the groove of it, I'm not going to be really promoting it much.
It's just like the first initial, okay, chat.
I love y'all.
W stream in the chat.
Actually an insane stream peaked at over 80k viewers, a lot of fun on the e-date.
I got to figure out who the next e-date person's going to be.
If you guys have any ideas on who you'd want to see being an e-date with a bunch
of streamers, let me know.
I definitely want to host another one was a lot of fun. But anyways, W stream. I love you guys is Jay shock ending
Is Jay shock ending?
He's not okay, I love you guys
And I'm gonna see you guys tomorrow for my stream with Yana, okay, I'm gonna see y'all tomorrow for my stream with Yana
W fucking stream in the chat
She want to meet me at his car.
I'm gonna see you guys tomorrow.
Make sure y'all are there for the Sima Yana tomorrow.
I love y'all. I'm out. Peace!
you
you