Lacy
♿️ LACY x JSHOCK ♿️ CARETAKER SERIES #2 ♿️ JSHOCK vs. 20 GIRLS ♿️ GUESS THE FOOD ♿️ LATE NIGHT ARCADE ♿️ SUB = NO ADS ♿️
08-19-2026 · 9h 48m
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I want you to call my feet
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This is with the prime Chloe with the prime Joey with the prime Bailey with the follow. Thank y'all. Thank y'all
I think, hey, chat was good today.
We had the second official caretaker day.
Today is Lacey X Jay shock.
All right.
Jay shock is pulling up 3 PM.
Yes, I know.
I said I'd be live at three, 30 minutes late.
Go ahead, get it out.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, bro.
Go ahead.
What do you have to say?
What do you have to say?
L-A, L-A-C late.
L-A, L-L-L.
Okay, cool, bro.
Cool, bro.
Get your guys L's out.
Get all the Ls out, get all the L AC, you're late out now, dude.
Get it out.
It's fine.
I know I'm late.
Explain to y'all straight up why I'm late, bro.
I'm gonna be completely honest.
I'm gonna be straight up.
I'm gonna be straight up, bro.
I almost didn't go live today.
I almost didn't go live today for the first time
in probably a long time.
I almost literally canceled the entire stream.
I canceled everything.
Why?
I don't know, but I woke up this morning and I just wasn't feeling good.
And then, and then we had a, we had a core of YouTube shoot and I was just like, it was
like a four and a half, five hour shoot.
And I'm going to be honest, I'm just feeling, I'm feeling a little burnt out.
I don't know why I never, I've honestly never felt this way about like streaming
ever.
Like I've never truly felt like, Oh, I don't want to go live.
Like every day I wake up, I'm super excited to stream.
But today for some reason,
I think honestly, if I'm being completely honest,
I think it's a mixture of me waking up at 9 a.m.
for physical therapy every day
and then being awake for three hours before I stream.
I think because,
because you guys have to understand,
here's what y'all have to understand.
In my life, 100% of my energy goes to streaming.
I literally wake up, eat food, go live and stream,
go to sleep, wake up, go live, blah, that's it.
Repeat, repeat, repeat.
But recently, because of my surgery,
I've had to shift a lot of my energy
in time and effort into physical therapy and recovery.
So I think I'm getting tired for the first time.
For the first time, I like genuinely for some reason,
I don't know, maybe it's just how I feel today,
but I feel like burnt out, like just like mentally exhausted.
Like the way I felt today was like,
I just want to go lay in bed, not talk to anybody
and just lay there.
Like I don't know why I've never felt that way
before except for today.
But one thing I've learned is if you do feel that way,
you got to push through and still do it.
You got to push through and still do it.
So that's why I'm here and that's why I'm live right now.
That's why I'm here in life.
And I'm gonna be honest, over the next week,
there's literally not a single day I could take off.
Tomorrow I have another caretaker stream.
I'm gonna let y'all know right now.
So first off, today is the caretaker number two.
Okay, today we have Jay Shock pulling up to the courthouse.
He flew out to LA and me and Jay Shock
are gonna be doing blind ranking and guessing the food.
So we got the 10 to 12 most popular items
from very popular restaurants.
We're gonna be blindfolded trying to guess
what restaurant it is and what food it's from
and then we're gonna put it on a tier list, okay?
That's segment number one.
Then, segment number two,
we have 20 girls pulling up to the house
and we are running another episode
of Love is in the Ear, J-Shock 21 edition, okay?
So we have girls pulling up to the house.
This time it's actually like 16 to 20 girls.
It's not eight.
We have 20 girls pulling up.
They're all going to be competing with J-Shock, OK?
I told J-Shock during StreamerU, I would put him on a 20v1.
And now we are doing it during my character series,
putting him on a 20v1.
Now there is one small problem I ran into.
So I told J-Shock what love is in the ear was.
and he told me that he can't hear AirPods.
And I feel like an asshole, bro,
because I didn't take into consideration
that like his hearing aids and everything.
I didn't even, that didn't even cross my mind
when I was planning this all out.
And I feel like an asshole,
but like I was doing all like trying to plan out
10 different streams with 10 different people
and throw all this together.
And I didn't think about him not being able to hear
through an air pod, but he said that it might work.
So we're gonna try it.
Worst comes the worst, it just turns into a 20v1
and it's just J-Shock trying to raise 20 girls.
But I will tell you guys right now,
Russell got the girls, okay?
And if you know Russell,
Russell is probably the top dooner.
He's literally King doon.
So Russell, I'm pretty sure.
And honestly, this is good for entertainment value,
but it's 20 horse, okay?
It's 20, it's 20 OF girls, I'm pretty sure.
Just complete, just.
Jay shock's gonna have a great time, okay?
Jay shock's gonna have a great fucking time.
And honestly, that's what matters to me
that J-Shox has a great time.
So now that I think about it, I'm pretty much
J-Shox care, I'm taking care of him.
I got 20 girls coming over to talk to him.
I'll be entertained W. Russell.
But yeah, actually that's today.
And then I'm just gonna say this right now.
I'm gonna say it right now because it is tomorrow.
And I don't wanna forget,
tomorrow we have caretaker day number three but tomorrow I'm gonna have three
different caretakers. So earlier in the day Braden and Roddog Moon are pulling up
to the house they're gonna take me to the mall we're gonna go shopping and get
new outfits and then we're gonna meet up with Nick, Ney or Sina and pilot and
And they're going to take me for a night out bar hopping.
So my first time bar hopping, sent surgery,
and we're going to go out tomorrow night, get drunk,
and go bar hopping.
Maybe you guys will see some karaoke.
Maybe you'll see some drinks and shots.
But that's going to be tomorrow's stream is me,
Brayden, Rod Dog Moon, Nick Nair, Sina, and Pilot
bar hopping tomorrow night.
But they're going to be taking care of me during the day.
Maybe they'll take me to get a new fit,
take care of me at the mall blah blah blah blah blah and then um yeah we'll go out to we'll go bar hopping tomorrow night
um but yeah that's tomorrow didn't learn from last night dude i was not that's four
oh shit that is four i didn't even think that's four you're right that is four okay any any any any any any any any any
any specific things that daddy needs to react to any
any specific threads.
Throwbacks, old phase, clean Christmas.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
What?
brother this is quite literally all are you saying sage this is quite literally
all from the last two months
you need sage brother this is the stuff this is like last week
W Rod Dog Moon for Helping
I have no time for this
Okay, without me, let's stop the trunk, I'll put it all in there for you
That's right, I should
You're gonna sit down and I'll do all this for you, okay?
Also, I'm gonna give you these flowers, these are pretty good
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no
Wait for you, wait, I was kidding, my mom was too far away
I already started two years ago, be there for you
Okay?
I can help you bring the groceries in it's okay okay oh people of like old
people that people that are like older age they should not have to go grocery
shopping by themselves right they should have like W W run dog moon breath
She didn't want the big pot.
Aw, that's wholesome.
Kaisenet and I shall speed up and announce they will be doing another gaming stream where they can't end until they complete every game.
Go back? Wait, what was that?
Alright! She didn't want the big pie. Because she couldn't cut it. She told me.
She told me to do it every night and start with a twist.
Don't cry dude, don't do it.
It's okay bro, A-W, raw dog, moon bro.
I think my mouse has died.
My mouse has died!
I'm going to let it fly.
Oh, Sonyan.
Dude, just refresh Twitter.
Yo, I can't.
My mouse is dead.
Thanks.
Kaizen and I should speed up announced they'll be doing another gaming streamer. They can't end until they complete every game
So now if me and Marlin stick to the marathon that we just announced we're gonna be
Have people tell us we're copying speed and chi?
Bro.
I'm going to be honest.
Maybe don't announce your ideas.
But why would I not tell y'all about an idea I have, bro?
What?
Bro, I doubt it's even similar.
There's no way it's the same shape.
There's no way they have to beat
battle royale games all in a row.
There's no way.
It's probably like story mode games or something.
Or like, like, I don't know.
Maybe it's not in a row.
I feel like me and Marlon had a pretty unique
marathon idea with like, if you die in one game,
you have to completely restart.
Not gonna lie, you have to come to Canada, you already canceled two trips coming here,
FaZe Miss and the Stampede, and at least 20% of your audience is from Canada, we'd love
to see you come here.
Okay, here's the thing, I want to go to Canada, but when I look into it, I can't
find content.
Like when I look into, okay, what am I going to do in Canada?
I can't find shit to do.
Like I was thinking about going to Toronto
early next month, right?
But like I couldn't find stuff to do in Toronto.
I think if I go to Canada, I would,
I just, bro, it'd be so cool if like,
someone like Drake could just show me around
on stream doing like that.
You know how cool that would be?
Like, bro, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna just call Drake real quick.
I'm about to call Drake
and I'm about to see if he's down to do a stream
next time I come to Canada and show me around.
Hey Siri, call Drake.
The wireless customer you are calling is not available.
Must be D&D or something there.
The wireless customer you are calling is not available.
This new Twitch map is sick.
Top, lacy stats, top one most connected chat on Twitch, top 10 most active chat on Twitch,
eight most chatters. Wait, what is this? Whoa! Whoa! Wait, this is cool. I don't really know
I don't know what I'm looking at, though.
I don't know what I'm looking at.
Oh my God, look, are these all the streamers?
Oh my God, that's me.
That's me.
Click how it works. Okay.
Okay. Dot. A streamer bigger means the more active chatters. A line means the same people chat in both channels.
A color is a community, a group of streamers who audiences overlap.
I still don't know what I'm looking at here, chat.
You're looking at data?
Click your name, OK?
OK, so what is this?
OK, so I'm live right now with 17k watching.
I have a Jinxie cluster.
What does a jinxie cluster mean?
Does that mean me and jinxie share a lot of the same audience?
So the streamer I share the most audience with is jinxie.
OK.
And wrong.
and Jason and Kai so I share the most audience with Ron, Jinxie, Jason, and Kai okay so
basically what this means is let's say Jinxie's live when Jinxie ends stream a
A big cluster of his chatters and viewers come to my stream.
Same with Ron, same with Jason.
Is there a polar bear on my screen?
Why is this little ass drew wall dot floating around?
you're the second pick will know,
because you guys don't understand,
this goes vice versa if you think about it.
Look, you click on wrong stream,
when I end,
the most of my chatters go to wrong.
Same with Jason, I'm guessing, yes.
So when I end, most of my chatters go to Jason's stream.
What about Jinxie?
Me!
Wait!
Hold on a minute!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
You guys are little whores. Oh my god, oh my god, you guys are little twitch slots.
Every time I end,
my viewers all go to ROM stream. They all go to J-Sync. They all go to Jinksy.
I'm a number one for every streamer you guys are a bunch of little sluts
Oh my god, I'm top three in every shirt yo
Let me check drew wall.
Of course.
It's, it's the same both ways though.
What do you mean?
So what I'm, what this data is showing me is that this entire section of twitch.
What would you even call this?
You have core.
You have Jinxie.
You have Sina.
You have Kai.
You have Speed, Brayden, PBM.
Like, what would you even call this?
Because it seems like they all like this is like the most
shared viewers.
Interesting, interesting, interesting.
Wait, so how do I check like those statistics I just saw, though?
Hello?
Number one, most connected, what does that even mean?
What does that even mean?
Chat?
How do I check that?
I already found myself.
I'm saying the leaderboards on the left, where are all leaderboards?
Most chatters.
Number one, Jinxie, number two, Kaisenat, number three,
I shall speed, number four, Onapixel, number five,
Keso, number six, Nix, number seven, Sina, number eight,
Lacy, number nine, Burnt Peanut.
Okay, most active chat.
Huh, brother, this is cool.
This is cool statistics.
Most connected.
What does links mean, chat?
What does that mean?
That means you reach every calm.
So you're telling me, out of every streamer on Twitch, I share the most viewers, I share the most links with other communities.
Is that good or bad though?
So, you're the slut of Twitch.
I'm not the slut of Twitch.
You know what that probably is.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be honest to me.
You know what this shows?
This right here shows hard work.
Straight up.
This right here shows hard work pays off to me.
Y'all might not even be following where I'm saying.
Go ahead, put your cat looking sideways.
Think about it.
Think about it.
I'm usually live very early before everybody.
So a lot of communities will watch me then
and I'm usually live late once everybody ends.
So a lot of communities will come watch me then,
which means having more hours live
would make sense for me to be the number one
most connected streamer on Twitch
because that means the most communities come
and watch me when their streamers aren't live.
That's cool. That's really cool.
Most dedicated chat.
Wow. So you guys are actual just horse. You guys are actual horse, bro.
You guys are actual horse.
Oh wait, these are just chatters.
I don't get it.
Community connector, XQC, Strongest Link.
Whoa! Me and Ron are the top three strongest link on all of Twitch?
Oh my god wait brother I'm in the top ten four times
Am I the thought of Twitch?
Me and Ron are the third strongest link on all of Twitch.
Me and Jinxie are the fourth strongest link on all of Twitch.
Me and Jason are the fifth.
Me and Kai are the eighth.
I'm not a whore, chat.
I'm not a whore.
This is actually such a cool, like,
case on.
The fuck they got case on all the way over here for, son?
The fuck?
Bro, I got number one in case.
Yo, nah, y'all are sluts.
Y'all are little Twitch sluts, bro.
Every streamer,
You guys, go to the, yo.
Oh my God, look at all these connections.
Scented.
Oh my God, wait.
Chat, I'm the fucking nucleus.
chat I'm the fucking nucleus I'm the catalyst I'm the nucleus of Twitch think
about it look at all these connections that I build number one most connected
I'm the nucleus I'm the cell
Look!
Look at all these spheres!
I'm the Nucleus, chat!
Wait a minute! Actually, you guys are the Nucleus!
My chat is the Nucleus of Twitch!
You guys are the nucleus what I'm the mitochondria
You're just saying shit, yeah, I don't know what I'm saying bro. Wait, that's actually a cool website though.
Thumbnail guy sob, what do you mean?
So this is the guy that never puts me in the thumbnail this is the dude that never puts me in the thumbnail bro
Do you hate Lacey
Why does he not like me bro
Does he drive a Eurus off making thumbnails?
You wouldn't fit on the screen, yo. Get off my dick.
Like why do you guys go and try to find pictures of me when I was just a baby?
Like I was just a baby, bro. I'm just a baby.
Would you go to a run to Belgium Globals would be fun.
It's around the time you should be walking again. Listen.
Wait, how far is Belgium from London?
I'm going on another little like little like vacation to London so I could low key just
hop over from London to Belgium for for the Fortnite Globals. Going on a vacation to
your least favorite country? Yes. Yes, I'm going on vacation to London, bro. I'm going
on vacation to London. Hold on. Let me search up real quick. Um, what about a search up?
Um, FNCS Globals in, is it Belgium? Where's it at? Belgium. Oh my God, Wangi, watch what
Thank you for the 20 gifted.
Okay, when is it?
Belgium Lan event September 26th and 27th.
Let me let me check something really quick to have to check my vacation I'm like
when you are with another check thank you hold on check any one sec I have to
just check
Okay
I'm going I'm going I'm going. Oh my god actually lines up perfect. It this lines up perfect with my vacation
I'm gonna be in London
during these dates for a little like personal vacation that I'm taking to London and
Belgium is an hour away from London
So, I have nothing planned for the 26th and 27th while I'm there.
I'm going to take an hour flight.
I'm going to go to Belgium.
I'm going to go to the Fortnite LAN.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be IRL at the Fortnite LAN.
Oh my God.
Wait, it's actually perfect.
I can get all the IRL content.
I wonder, you guys think they maybe give me a little booth?
You guys think they give me a booth to do a viewing party yet?
Hold on. Let me make a call.
Random kid calling up again bro. Random kid calling up again.
If you love the indie action, never know, maybe a little bit of the action.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me just set it. Let me set it sexual. Let me set it sexual.
Hey, I'm going to be in Europe in late September.
And I would want to free up the 26th and 27th, so I could come to the global championship land.
Is there any way we could work out a booth
so I could stream a viewing party while they're?
Oh, they're at EWC.
Oh.
Wait, what time is it at EWC?
I don't even know where that's at.
What country is that in?
They are, oh.
It's 3 a.m. No, it's really hot in here. It's really fucking hot in here, dude. I
Forgot oh, it's in Paris wait. It's not 1 a.m. In Paris Paris is the same time zone is New York. No
AC still not fixed. Oh, no, don't worry Frank's coming on Frank's coming on Monday. I don't worry
He's coming on Monday to fix it again
Yeah, I am taking care of it
for you, Lacey. I will get you
in the next core thumbnail.
All right. Come to Australia.
When did I cancel coming to Australia?
They all whoa.
Oh, this is sick Caleb Williams, one of one King.
Oh, wait, what pack can you get this I need this.
I NEED THIS!
Okay, Ron's not calling, I have my phone right in front of my fucking hands!
Paper cards are ass though, maybe for you, I don't give a fuck if it's paper.
I NEED THIS!
Oh my god, they just text me back.
Oh my god, they said yes, can get it done, let me work on it.
Wait, this is what they said, this is what Fortnite said.
Hey Lacey, great to talk to you, great to hear from you, hope you're doing good.
Thank you so much for what you did for West last season.
You really helped boost the game and made it a great experience for all the viewership
and all the viewers.
We as Epic would love for you to come to the LAN event,
Global Championship Series, and stream there
and get a booth to do a viewing party.
We're gonna work on it, let's get it done.
See you in Belgium.
Wow.
Yeah, I'm lying my ass off.
They never said that.
They just said, yes, can definitely get you a booth.
Let me work on it.
But that's still, that's still, that's still okay.
That's still okay.
That's still okay.
Because think about it, chat.
I'm going to be in London on vacation.
A lot of, a lot of cool shit's going to be happening on that vacation.
And then I'll take two days, fly to Belgium.
We'll get a bunch of IRO fortnight content.
We'll do a viewing party of globals.
We'll have B
scroll in scry, scroll in scry there, uh, we'll have, we'll have, uh, arc will be there.
Um, bro, we're gonna have a head of people there, faxity will be there, not playing,
definitely not playing, but, but, dude, it's gonna be a movie, it's gonna be an actual
movie.
Lacey, check out my gym transformation.
Okay.
More, more, more passion, baby, work it, come on, free, better, baby, how are you, man, I want your revenge, I'll-
That's great transformations, dude, great transformations. Wait, what is this?
Reality Reboots August 20th. Oh, new season comes out for four nights tomorrow? Okay.
Lacy genuinely has no bad qualities. Like, how do you just casually excel at everything? I don't know, I was thinking the same shit.
Hey twinkle pits streamer you was a month ago and you're still wearing the merch yeah
because it's it's cool clothing it's cool clothing we're all I'm allowed to wear I'm
allowed to continue to wear it if I want to
I just know Silky used to take his ball home when he got mad.
Yeah, I'm not watching this.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm not watching this.
I'm not watching this.
I'm not watching the EWC shit though.
I'm not watching that.
You should come to Panama City.
Yeah, it's a hot take.
I don't like the beach.
Is that a crazy take?
Me personally, I'm not a beach kind of guy.
I personally don't fuck with the beach.
I know, I know that might be controversial.
It might be controversial, but me personally,
and I'm gonna be honest, it might be cause I'm fat.
Generally it might be.
But personally, I just don't find enjoyment
in going to the beach.
You get like sand stuck all up in your toes.
It's hot, the sun's beating down on you.
You literally just sit there and do not like you just lay
in the sand and just lay there.
Then you go in the water, cool.
You could just go in a pool.
And then when you get out of the pool,
you have to walk back through the sand
and then you have sand stuck to your feet
when you wanna leave.
You got to have autism or something?
I'm just not a big fan of going to the beach.
Like when I hear people say like,
oh, I'm going on a vacation to this place
to stay on the beach.
What the fuck are you going on a seven day vacation
to a beach for?
What are you doing for seven days on a fucking beach?
You sociopath?
What are you doing for seven days on a beach?
relaxing. I don't want to relax. I don't want to. When Jay
Shaw coming, Jay Shaw should be here honestly within like five,
ten minutes. He was on his way ten minutes ago. So, he should
be here very, very soon.
The beach in cold weather though. I saw you at the beach
the other day. I can't even go outside. Oh my name is a man at the beach. At the beach!
At the peak!
What is this?
It was not me.
Oh my god, another one!
Show Hail Tunnies 2026 one of one all Kings trading card sold for $200,000 at auction last night.
So it doesn't matter if they're paper cards.
It doesn't matter if they're paper cards.
If I do the NFL or the NBA version and I get a fucking or the NFL version and I get
Caleb Williams one of one King card that's selling for at least a hundred racks chat
This utter dweeb is still larping SU by the way, yo, yo, what do you mean larping SU?
What the like what like what what?
What? What? What does the word LARPING even mean anymore? What does the word LARPING even
mean anymore? What do you mean I'm LARPING, SU? How am I LARPING if I went? I'm going
I'm gonna smack this shit out of you.
Sorry, I didn't mean to hit you guys.
I just don't get what this means.
Still larping SU by the way fries.
Like bro, have you sent this message five years ago?
This isn't even English five years ago.
This utter dweeb is still larping SU, by the way, fries.
Chad, what's a message I could type out right now on Twitter
that people would understand in 2020-26
but wouldn't understand five years ago?
I was chud-maxing last night at, I was chud-maxing last night at,
restaurant that just came out recently. The Manor Daddy. That's not a new thing. At this
restaurant at this resident evil food restaurant.
And, and, and then the Reda shipped in after I ate six to seven, six to seven matter daddies.
had me sitting there like Sonion had me sitting there like had me had me
had me larking, looked to my left and realized I was mocking everyone, looked around and realized
I was mugging everyone till, till I started larping, oh my god this is dead ass stressing
me out. It's deadass. Trust me out.
Till I started larking as a toy for Thanos.
Sean pork in tongue tongue tongue showed up.
shit caught me like corona shit caught me off guard like corona
oh my god
Oh my God.
Triple T showed up.
No, Chad's a banger.
Chad, that's a banger!
Chad, that's a banger!
That's a banger!
Chad, that's a banger!
How many likes is this getting on Twitter?
That's bottom five tweets of all time. No it's not. That is not bottom five
tweets of all time. Brother, this is good tweets. This is good tweets. Bro,
that's just probably gonna get a couple million likes. But yeah, imagine if you
saw this tweet like five years ago would be like
get a life bro you guys are a bunch of fucking bullies yo wait hold on when
What is it, shock o'clock?
Okay, let me know when you're here.
It's almost shock o'clock.
When are you picking the participants?
Season starts in 19 days?
Wait, what are you talking about?
I just started.
President Evil from restaurant, the red kick then after I ate the six, seven, matter,
that he's looking around and realized I was mocking everyone.
So I started larping at Toy Fertano, triple T shirt.
There's no, I know there's absolutely nothing going on right now.
He's waiting for someone to come to this house like Jay shock ride.
Yo, Jesus.
Brother, brother, like the crazy part is that he understood everything I just said.
She understood everything I just said.
LARP lacies aggressively round physique.
The elite build achieved through years of dedicated bulking, questionable food choices, and zero
cardio.
That's not what LARP means.
We actually had J-Shock texting me today.
J-Shock texting me today, he's like,
hey,
he's like, hey,
he's like, hey, Sophie never answered,
can you connect us?
I was like, dude, does he know wait is Sophie actually in LA
participants for this. Yeah, I only got one person to be in this fantasy league. I mean, I'm gonna be honest.
Okay, if I were to do a streamer fantasy league, it'd be me, pilot, Jeremiah from Love Island.
Those are the only three, those are the only two people that actually texted me and said they
they would do it. We could definitely get we hooping in there. We could definitely get
we hooping in there. Any other creators or streamers respond. Adapt bro. I'm gonna be
honest. I'm gonna be honest. I don't think I don't think I'm I don't think
that should be any a depth quit a week four last year.
A depth quit week four.
Air cool would do it.
Bro, here's the things.
If I'm gonna do a fantasy football league,
I want only people with ball knowledge.
You have to have actual elite ball knowledge.
I'm not trying to have people who don't know ball in it.
Wait, who leaked this?
Who leaked this?
Okay, just wait. Just wait, bro. Y'all can sit here and clown me. Oh, just wait, just
wait. Oh, Lacey, one star. You're dead last. Hey, brother, show me a core video. I haven't
one. Show me a core YouTube video where I have a one. You can't show me a Sidemen
video I participated in that I haven't won. You can't show me a Beta Squad video
I participated in where I have it won. You can't because all I do is win.
Show me a thumbnail in. Show me a thumbnail you're in. You can't.
It's a low blow. It's a low blow, chat. It's a low blow. No, but seriously, I feel like
I feel like it's a super underrated conversation.
I feel like it's a super underrated
and not talked about conversation
of how good of a competitor I truly am in everything.
Think about it.
Any competition I'm in, I win.
Oh my God, G-Shops here.
G-Shops here.
Wait, hold on.
Shadow, we gave him an intro, so I'm ready.
He's jumping up or a song?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not a t-shirt!
I'll play it in his shits.
Wait, Jen, is he gonna walk in on his own beat drop?
Watch this right here.
So you need
Wait, you're looking good!
You're looking better brother!
You're looking good, shock!
No mic, right?
Huh?
No mic?
No mic, what do you mean?
I don't need a mic, right?
Oh, there we are, right here!
Oh, okay.
Right here.
Right.
Listen, I know people come in here with a doctor and their staff, but I want to
take care of you in style, bro, okay?
Okay, what are you going to say?
I'm going to be honest, I'm taking care of you.
I thought that's so weird!
I'm taking care of you, bro.
Well, I got, all of you understand, Jayshaw.
I got 20 girls coming to compete for you.
That's crazy.
20 girls that want you.
I know, man.
I don't know, man.
We'll see what happens.
And you know what's crazy?
I'm not gonna tell you which two of them, but two of them.
When we reached out, they were like,
oh, we don't want to do it.
And then we sent them the picture of you.
No.
And they were like, okay, we're in.
We'll do it.
Did they think that was the picture of like,
like, what was it like?
It was this one right here.
with me with my shirt off.
No, no.
Me and my eating food.
It was this one right here, hold on.
It was this one.
It's a good picture.
It was this one right here, we showed them this picture
and they were like, okay, we'll come, we're down.
I don't know what's going to happen,
we're gonna find true love today, bro.
The Chakra Red is in full effect.
The Chakra Red, today's your official Chakra Red.
Bro, how are you feeling?
I'm feeling good, bro.
I'm feeling good here.
Let me show you what you're working with today,
shout out for me, shout out for me, shout out for me.
This is my great house arrest.
No matter how you, this is my greats right here.
What happened to your shock?
That's age on my sock.
Looks like you're nuts.
Your nuts yellow?
So, okay, so I'm gonna ask you, I'm gonna ask,
I'm gonna ask, I'm gonna ask, I'm gonna ask.
What does Sophie think about you going on a 20v1?
Dude, that's a problem.
It might come down to the last three girls
and I might not go through it at all,
because I'm in love.
Okay, have you and Sophie spoken since the eating?
Since what?
Since the eating.
I'm trying to lock in some official dates with for you and her everything keep everything on track. So okay, okay
No, I completely I know what you mean. I know you're busy. Yeah, not bad crime that busy and shit
Today's only walking what if you what if you buy some new love today? Yeah, I know. What's the activity today?
okay, so
starting off
something you're gonna like, something I'm really gonna like. We got the like the 10 most popular
menu items from 10 super popular restaurants. Okay? So we are gonna be blindfolded and we have to
we have to both take a bite. Okay. And then we have to guess what it is and where it's from.
I should let me win. It'd be nice. I don't think you beat me. I can taste the bath water
I don't think you I think I know food more than you shot. I know the tap water in these places, bro
Dude, I feel like a damn it. I don't think you know food
I know you I don't know cuz you got under stuff
I've I've been I've eaten a lot of food in my life definitely more food than you think in your life
so I
Think you couldn't even get burgers correct. Yes, I could all right and then after we're done doing that then
we have your official shock Lorette.
Okay.
21.
21.
But there is a small twist, I already told you,
but for the chat, for those of you who don't know
in the chat, shock is gonna have an airpot in.
Right.
And while you're on these dates with these girls,
I am going to be in your ear.
Right.
Like telling you things to say, stuff to do,
And the rules are you have to do what I say.
If I can hear you.
Yes, if you can hear me.
Yeah, let me just look.
You can explain what you mean by that, yeah.
I wouldn't hear you guys, y'all may or may not know that.
And when I take them out, I can't hear shit.
Like let's do a hearing test real quick.
Oh, you want me to talk like a normal voice?
Can you hear what I'm saying right now?
Did you say anything?
OK, Jay Shock, repeat after me.
I like the phone on the wall.
You like the cologne one?
Close.
You like something I would.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't say, okay.
All right, Jay Shuck, I really wanna suck your dick.
You wanna, you wanna fuck me?
Close, close again.
Close, okay.
Can you hear me right now?
Yeah, now I can hear you.
I'm talking like this, you can't hear what I'm saying.
No.
Come on, give me one more.
All right.
Go a little bit further.
I want to rip those jeans right off your body.
He heard that one!
He heard that one!
I'm going to rip this shit.
Oh man, but listen, I will tell you, like...
Wait, is there a way I can connect to the earpiece and talk to the earpiece?
No.
No, I'm not driving through the work.
My job is to do that.
No, you don't do that.
But, like, if I take this out...
But like, if I take this out and put an air pod in,
I'm not gonna know how loud the air pod is.
You understand?
I could be blowing out my ear.
So there might be a little bit of a volume language barrier.
You wanna test it now?
But wait, should we get the volume?
Drew, if you're watching the stream,
can you bring up the air pod so we can test it real quick?
Well, here's the thing, chat.
Chat, if he can't hear me,
it'll just be a normal 20V1, chocolate-style 20V1.
But we could definitely test it right now as long as true to bring up there.
Why is it gonna cheat me wearing an airpods?
I mean, it's part of the fit.
Yeah, maybe it's part of the fit.
Maybe it's a hearing aid.
Maybe it's maybe you got maybe you just it's just like maybe listen to music.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Normal's better.
No, it's not.
Oh God, it's not.
Trust me.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
But I do.
I do want to tell you the girls that are coming today,
Some of them are a little, um, the word chat.
Chat, what's the word?
Uh,
be the dictionary like a little, uh, miss mischievous mischievous.
Yeah.
Like, I'm, what, like, what are they going to do?
Um, I mean, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
Uh, okay.
Uh,
really like the secret agents like how are they going to see me?
No, they're not secret at all.
They're not secret at all.
Not even close to secret, to be honest.
Um, oh, I know I know I think I know what you mean
Yeah, some of them
But hey listen listen, maybe
Matter it don't matter so they thought it was cool you know no yeah, nice fooling me it's cool me for sure
But yeah Russell got all the girls and Russell's like top cleaner. So Russell got a
Lich probably no. Yeah, he's got a whole list for sure
He's got a whole list for sure, but yeah, we're doing that and then depending on what time it is
I was thinking we could IRL to the arcade after
And if you really want maybe you find love you could bring you could bring your your winner
You're taking care of me. I'm not
Okay, why don't we get it into the first second? I need to check check your vitals check my butt. Do you have a vital checker?
Okay
All and it was on me at the time. All right, you're talking about it. It's okay. Fine. You have it's initiated by a little clock
Okay
Not me yet. No, yeah, we're gonna get there. I need to check your
Your blood pressure. Okay. Check your heart rate. All right
Everything's gonna give me the statistics on here. You might take me as well my shirt
I'm not gonna get a clear signal.
I mean, you could stick it in my shirt if you want.
I have a lot of chest hair, but go ahead.
You don't want to take it off?
No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
Freaky shock.
It's doctor shock.
Doctor shock, okay.
Breathe in.
What's my favorite word you want to say on the way out?
Ice cream.
Breathe in.
Ice cream.
Ice cream.
Cook it down.
Oh, okay.
A little cold back here.
A little sweaty back there.
Yeah, it's hot in here.
It's slime on the roll.
You're putting a Rolex on my sweaty body?
So it makes it look like one more.
All right, read it.
Okay.
One more.
Okay.
Okay.
congested. Okay. A little bit of juice in there. So what is what's my heart rate?
A little bit of Malibu I sense. I thought a little bit of Doritos. Heart rate, I gotta check with this, alright?
Wait, where did you get a Rolex? From Timo. Alright, give him a wrap this around, pump it up a little bit.
Ow! Hold on, hold on. I'm sword jay shark, I've been working out a lot.
What with your hands on your jacket?
No, no, what's on my Jarvis?
On your Johnson?
Wait, what jacket is that?
At least one.
OK.
Are you clear signal?
Signal.
And Jarvis, what do we got?
360 over 70.
It's my R-rated.
That's unbelievable.
360!
Gorilla level, no.
Not good.
Alright, check mobility, reflexes, reflexes.
What do you mean check mobility?
I just got surgery.
Mobility.
I need you to dangle your legs a little bit
off that chair.
Can you make this a bit higher?
Chair.
We're helping you out.
Yep, nice little height level.
Okay, now be careful, be careful.
Be careful.
Wait, okay.
Do you have a three-sheet reflex on clock?
Well, you can't do that to this knee.
You cannot do that to this knee.
No, no, I have incisions. I have...
You see it? You feel that?
That was good.
Shut up! I have incisions!
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, it's working though.
It's working though. It's working a little bit.
Yeah, it's a reflex.
I gotta get a clear check.
Okay.
You want to see the incisions or what?
I just need to check.
You want to see them?
I'm getting incisions.
Okay, I'm really fucking doctor shot
Ready a little it's a little not very pretty
Surgery incision now
You didn't know that it feels good, feels warm, feels crispy, but you got to lay off the food.
Lay off my meat?
Told you I got to lay off the food.
You're sticking your teeth shut.
No, not in 12 days.
There were 13 days today actually.
You don't have to be shut in 13 days.
No, no, no.
So I made a pack that I can't take care of myself in any hygienic way until I have to walk again.
Let me check the temperature.
At what?
Let me check the temperature.
Okay, let me check the temperature.
I'm getting 99 o'clock. I'm a bit high. 1, 2, 1, 3. Not good. Let me check your eyesight.
Check your vision. Follow the clock. Follow the clock. Just put your eyes.
Follow the clock or call the cop.
You're not going to see that. It's too small. Follow the clock.
Just put your arms. So don't move my head at all. Don't move your head at all.
Any further vision? I can double vision? No. I'm gonna come close and you're gonna use my C double.
Alright, come out here. Okay, now I'm looking at the clock. Now I'm looking at your clock and your clock, dude.
Check your mouth, see how?
Uh.
Big, big open that mouth.
Uh.
That's a nice teeth, please, please.
Thank you, thank you.
One more time.
Uh.
Pick your tongue out.
Uh.
Good.
Uh.
Good.
I'm going to check your ears.
OK.
So you're like, ah.
Oh my God.
Promise.
Appreciate light on clock.
I do not have fake teeth, chat.
Definitely got a grill.
A what?
A grill.
What's a grill?
I see a little bit of wax in there, a little bit of build up, I see a sour patch shit up in there.
That's cool. There's no sour patch king. Almost done.
Holy shit. Dude, when did that start to clean these things? I don't keep my ears. No, I mean really
you have wax in there. Yeah, I don't keep my ears. Well, you have to, bro. I've seen
fucking less Christmas of Easter under there, and it's fucking the whole
You're understated from the turkey.
You gotta clean that shit, bro.
I don't even have your-
Wait, Chad, you're supposed to clean your ears?
Your heart rate's 360 of a 70.
Your blood pressure was a bit hot, like,
dude, I'm nervous for you.
But I think today, we'll be playing games
and, you know, working with the drill and stuff.
It's gonna go down, we're gonna get the levels right.
Might be the energy drinks.
I drink about two, three energy drinks a day.
How's your exercising?
Good.
Exercising?
I'll be honest, Sharpe.
I mean, I have not maybe my hands a little bit, but like, you know, with other shawty's,
but like what you've been getting action blasting me on it.
Be honest.
Let me shot.
No, ever since streamer you, you know, all the girls are probably in your dns.
Yeah, but it's not like trying to get into shock o'clock.
You haven't you haven't crashed in shit.
No, it's not straight up.
Straight up.
straight up hold on I believe you trust me I did as believe you yeah that's
fun and dog it's more action than me that's actually true spider me's not a
build-up but how many bodies you have me before you're growing up um yeah I
know it's probably knowledge I have I have I have five okay that's pretty good
it's that's not even bad right that's not bad no five more than me but that's
You have to understand, that's five over the course of 20, 21 years.
Are you 21?
I'm 23, but I've been with my girlfriend for two years.
Okay.
How do you get to that last step?
How do you finish?
Like come?
No, no, no, no, no.
I could do that.
How do you execute the plan?
I could get to the step where we're like, we're on the couch.
Well, you want to know how?
Let me show you some.
You got to be dedicated, brother.
You got to be dedicated.
You got to be dedicated. So let me show you something. Let me show you some. This was in 2023.
Lacy is going to get the envelope. Is that what you're looking for? Is she a creator?
Uh, she's a tip. She has TikTok in like modeling. You have a water in there?
Do you have a water?
Audio slope? One day.
just a water please yes sir so you you did uh you just replied to that yes I
replied so do you so you want to look this is how this is how it started
ready let me show you let me show you this let me show you this
Look at this.
Help me!
Help me!
Let me in!
No!
I...
Kevin!
My guard's a truly one!
Oh, shit!
This was, I think, a little over three years ago.
Put something on the line.
Put something on the line.
Where do I get my clutch to?
You!
I'll fly out to Miami and go to bed.
She already liked you.
Oh.
I'll fly out to Miami and go to the game.
She already liked you.
Oh.
Oh, you won the game.
I had to win the game. I had to solo clutch the game.
Where is he?
Oh, he's sick.
This is sick.
What is this? Back to school?
It's a long time ago.
I was locked in shop
I was locked in shop
You were
See
It can't be me though
Bring me that little
Whoa, what did I just say to you there?
Bring me that little
You said that to her
Yo, that's crazy
Is that what you say when you when you initiate?
No, I never said that.
Let me ask you this. My history was so big. Yeah, do you think I could genuinely get back together and
Really start dating her or does she have a man that I don't know about?
Yeah, be real, I've manifested all this shit, bro, then you know I can do this.
So you're asking me if I think there's actually a chance that you and Sophie get like going
like dating?
Yeah, again.
Again?
Again.
Like real, real dedicated this time, like coming to two years, three years, like a
long term.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nine and nine in the chat if you think so, but I want to know what you think.
So you gotta tell me if you got a man that you don't know about.
Well, if I didn't know about it, how would I know?
I don't know about it.
I mean, I don't know.
You heard things.
I don't know.
She'd be dating freaking Jamar Chase.
I wouldn't know.
No, but what have you heard?
You've heard things.
I don't.
I've heard she's single.
So.
Listen, Shob, I'm gonna be upfront with you.
You can.
99% honest with you.
99% 99%
You don't have a chance.
You're gonna do it.
You don't just have a chance shock.
Sophie likes you.
Sophie wants to go on a date with you.
Sophie told me she wants to be back with you.
You have the facilities.
You are the man.
You are Jay shock.
It's shock o'clock.
It is shock o'clock.
I'm gonna be honest.
I would be like, I think y'all can get married.
I think so bro, I don't want to be a camera thing.
Like listen.
If you wanted to be our camera.
We go streaming, whatever if she wants to be a camera.
Because I genuinely think, I'm a great guy.
I'd like to be with someone like that.
She's so genuine.
And either my family and my friends are like, bro,
you actually might get back together real talk stop.
Yeah.
We could go to Paris, we could go to,
I would bring you everywhere with me, man.
Double dating.
Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, a little double day in Paris. I mean shit. Let's see if it was a
So you want you want an off-camera relationship with Sophie? Yeah, I do but I also want it to be like an important relationship
Like even if it's I'm off-camera if it's on camera think about like
How much good we could do for the world, you know
You know I'm saying like the impact we have. Yeah. No, I this this fucking guy got hurt
So let me ask you a question and I want you to be honest
Do you think Sophie actually like would like you think she wants that off-camera or do you think she's just doing content?
Well, she mentioned in a video she wants someone that doesn't know her, but in all retrospect, she doesn't know me like that, you know?
She doesn't know me fully enough like we've talked, we've been on our own dating, but she doesn't know me to like, to put on my soul enough, man.
know the in and out to me and how my brain works and all that stuff so I think if she really got to know me sees
like she got a sneak peek that night but my answers and all that shit I think we'd have a good chance
we both do like social media like you know like we both have an effort content and it's just like
I don't know bro I think it would work I know it would work
I'm gonna be honest
I agree with you. I agree with you. I think that you guys are are
Like-minded individuals. I think you guys both have a trait that no one else possesses
I think you both are I think you guys mesh well together
But I think you just got a you just got to really shoot that shot off screen
There's nobody like you, brother. You're one of them. There might be other people that have like your facial
structure and your hair and stuff like that. But the chemistry is there with you and Sophie.
I was on Bradley Martin's podcast yesterday, and we looked at my condition. Not that this has anything to do with me,
but he said, you are living proof that you're in the 99% nobody.
Wait, wait, wait. I don't, you don't have to answer what if you don't want me asking what condition do you have?
I don't have ever asked you.
Kenny Caffey syndrome.
So what is that?
what is that? It's a growth hormone deficiency. I don't produce growth hormone, I produce calcium,
my bone structure is different. And it just, it affects everything like my hearing and my vision.
It's very rare. Yeah. But like, how rare is it that there's no one like me?
Exactly. Ever. Exactly. So that's why like I'm so unique. Yeah. I'm not even different. I'm
unique. I know you are, you're very unique. And you're also showing a lot of people that
eat that a lot of people there's a lot of kids out there who have disabilities
and you're showing them that they can still achieve their dreams even if they
have that disability. Did you ever have like trouble reading or speech impediment
or something like that? No I didn't I didn't honestly I had I had a third leg
no not that either well he had trouble eating no I did not have trouble I'm
gonna be honest biggest issue I've had in my life probably eating lunch in the
bathroom alone. What's up, huh? What do you mean?
Well, I hope you're not spamming bra on stealing your food.
Yeah, bro. We got this guy's a man. I love him.
I love him.
Shot was just telling me one bit.
It's like, ask one of the questions he's actually about.
So do you think I have a genuine connection with
so came I can really start a better relationship.
I don't got the heart to tell him.
Yeah, bro. Yes, keep shooting. Keep shooting. Yeah, so I told you. Keep shooting. You guys have tennis shooting. Keep shooting.
You know, um, I'm gonna go grab some work. I don't know. Are you grabbing? No, I'm just like, we're doing like this, like little joke. Okay, I think they're eating our food. I think that's the joke.
I think they're eating anything.
I can't even open this stream to look I can't even open a string to look because then I'll know what food it is
No
Like the whole segments ruined the food
No, no, it's resident evil. It's not resident evil food. Chad. It's not resident evil food
I saw a little peep. Well, that was some good shit down there. Wait, you saw it? A couple things. The guy kept bringing in stuff, man
In my eyes. Oh, so with your eye?
Wait, you're gonna eat the Airplugs? Yeah, he wants to test them
Yeah, we're ready.
Just get the air podge real quick so we can test him.
Wait, Shog, if you need to go clean your...
That's Luke.
What's up, Luke?
I'm looking at your blindfold.
And I got J.Shog from the blindfold.
I'm also a dead ass of older J.Shog.
I'm going to put the blindfold on and guess it one and nine one and nine.
What where you get? Oh, you're gonna look. No, I'm not. I can't see anything. Let's say you're gonna learn a number when you got this number
for
Oh my god, I got it. I got it. I got it
People type for I got it. Oh, yeah. I love sleeping that really really work
But you see the super mess. Yeah, and I sleep with
No hearing at all. I can't hear shit at night
That's not terrible!
The fire went off!
Dude, I would rather be able to sleep with no sound at night.
Yeah, but what if something happens?
You wouldn't be able to hear.
So you're telling me, if you take your hearing aids out and you're laying in bed, you can't hear a loud-ass fire alarm going off?
No, we have to put a thing under my bed that vibrates.
So that when the fire alarm goes off, it'll vibrate my bed.
There you go.
All right bring the food. Oh wait airpods real quick airpods real quick. Okay, hold on.
These are gonna be disgusting. I don't know. They're fresh. They're fresh. See?
Brand new. Okay. Just ordered. Which one is the right one? Just ordered them today. That's right.
And this, I don't know. I think there's a left. No, this is left. So that's right.
All right. So put them in, connect them to your phone, and I'm gonna call you.
I never put an airpod in. You've never put an airpod in? No. How about like this?
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I already connected to my phone. Let's see.
Just like that, Shaq.
You wanna play some music?
No, no, no, no. No music. Just call me Drew and then Shaq.
Go into the closet real quick.
How do I do it?
No, it's fine.
It's gonna be our Drew song.
Oh.
All right.
Okay.
Can you hear that ringing?
Yeah.
Lacey, can you hear me?
Let me go. Let me go. It's too close.
I gotta go over here.
It's just one of you.
Yeah.
Hello shock. Can you hear me right now shock? Yes. What about now. You might be walking too far from my phone.
J-Shot, can you hear me?
I can't hear you.
No, I know but I can't hear his response if you can hear me or not.
Oh, okay, Matt. Oh, we're good then.
We're good.
Yeah, we're ready for the food.
Wait, apparently Air Plus has hearing aid mode too.
I know, but I don't know how that works with the phone.
I don't know how they do.
You guys are both going to put on blindfolds and we have 12 restaurants that we ordered
food from.
Like the most popular plate, I will say one of the restaurants did fuck up, so you might
get a little confused.
Well, there's 12 restaurants, most popular plate, you're gonna try them, eat a couple
food items.
Then you're going to both get each guest, you don't have to say the same guest,
you're both gonna each guest, what place it is.
And after you do all 12, you'll roll a reel,
same which ones you got right.
And then we can do a tier list on which one was the best
and which one was the worst and in between.
So ready to eat, bro.
Chad, oh, Chad, I swear to God, Chad,
literally didn't eat a single thing today
in preparation for this because I'm so hungry right now.
Wait, do you guys wanna both roll backwards
so we can slide the table in and then you guys can...
Wait, what are we doing?
We're just rolling our chairs backwards.
What are we doing?
Anything, anything, anything?
I didn't eat a single thing today.
I was rolling the left.
Over here?
the table in the middle then you got decided. I'm so hungry!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing? I don't know.
What are you doing? I'm closing the chat.
What are you closing the chat where we were blindfolded?
Oh, you're right.
I'm closing the chat where we were blindfolded.
I'm so excited to eat!
Get the fucking baby!
Shots, you promise you can't see?
Sorry.
Can't see.
I'm not even going to open your eyes,
because then my eyes are completely closed right now.
I mean, if you open your eyes, you can't see anything.
I honestly, it's too tight for me to lie.
It kind of hurts.
It looks like Barney's ass.
Barney's ass?
Are you guys going to come up to the table?
Okay.
And then for this ring, let's just leave it on the side.
on the side are you bringing my hedgehog no that's me is this the spaghetti no
that's my hair okay yeah let's just put them on the side come on bring me the
food shock you know I'm gonna beat you in this right they've been shit I beat
before I could beat you in this.
You're all in the worst blood to jump in.
I think you're going to steal my answer.
Oh.
I'm going to be like, oh, yeah, that is that thing.
I'm going to grab it.
And you're going to know.
No.
I mean, yeah, what if I say the same thing?
Wait, yeah, wait, Chad, how do we
make sure that we don't steal each other's answers?
That makes sense.
I mean, I'm working to see.
Maybe we should leave the room.
You should leave the room.
I don't hear your answer.
Wait, wait, they're saying we should work as a team.
We're going to the team.
So we work as a team.
We talk through the food, talk through what we're tasting,
and we give our description.
We work together and try to go talk for talk.
Wait, let's do an actual.
Listen up.
We just blindfold dapped up.
We just know we can't do it.
That was tough.
I'm not listening.
I'm not listening.
I'm not telling you what places we got.
What?
This you generally have to know.
I'm not listening.
OK, well, I'll tell you right now.
I smell apple bees.
I smell applebees and I smell...
Could you smell the next door neighbor's laundry?
How do you smell that?
The fuck?
I smell applebees.
I mean, my taste and scent is a...
All right.
Are we ready?
Are you guys ready for the first one?
I'm ready.
Wait, are we getting the same plate of same food?
Yes.
So I cut up all the food,
so either there's multiple of that food
or it's cut up.
It's like a sandwich.
And it's on one plate?
Or...
No, no, one plate.
I'm gonna put it in each one.
Okay.
I'm so hungry.
All right.
Okay.
Let's start you got to show the chat what it is because they don't even know
Okay
Yes, there's 12 places
Child let's start with this. Okay. I know what it is
Late is in between you guys
Triple different
It's right in front of us right in front of us. Oh wait. I feel a little sauce. Okay. I think this is like it feels like
You want me to force you?
No, it's just wrong play, wrong play.
Oh, shit.
Right here, right here, right here, right here.
We have one plate?
Yes, it's like a sandwich shop.
I feel a sandwich.
Oh, it feels weird.
It feels like a slider.
Okay, wait a minute.
Wait, do you have it in your hand?
Mm-hmm.
Did you bite it yet?
Wait a minute.
Look.
Wait a minute.
That's a burrito.
I did the burrito.
Should we bite it?
I bit it.
Oh.
I don't know what that is.
It's fully real.
Wait, but what,
is it chicken or chicken?
That's chicken.
It's chicken, chicken, chicken, it's a guile.
Chicken, it's a corn, it's a guile.
Yep, cheese, rice, and chicken, I think that's it.
Nope, it's a bullfrog.
It's a bullfrog.
No, it's a bullfrog.
What's that?
It's a bullfrog.
It's a bullfrog.
That's your guile.
like that's right that's a chipotle burrito wait what's this there's some type of sauce hold on
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's Chipotle. We're locking in Chipotle burrito for the first one.
Chipotle, burrito. Lock it in.
All right.
I've eaten so much Chipotle in my life, there's just no way.
This is the next plate?
No.
Do you have a napkin?
No, let me see.
Oh, Chetum, fool!
Psych!
Bring the next plate, Rob Hungry's.
Ah!
Oh, I kind of want more. Is there more?
I kind of want to take my keys out.
Wait, what?
What do you mean the fucking food gets stuck on me chat?
Let the chap pick the next one. Yeah, what one do y'all want next?
What won't let me know let me know
Wait, okay, so I'm questioning is every restaurant on here one that will know yes a hundred percent
um
Okay, I'm seeing a lot of this okay
You know, can you take my teeth?
What?
Yeah.
You really want my teeth?
Yeah, hold on.
Well, how are you going to eat with those teeth?
I'll come and down.
For real?
Yes.
Going to get annoying.
Here, put it in my hands.
Wait, I'm going to be honest, you shut up.
That's cool.
You can say whatever you want, but I
can say it's not cool.
No, that's actually cool, because there's a lot of people.
Yeah, I'll tell you.
They wouldn't even say it would happen.
There's a lot of people who wouldn't even say that.
That they have big teeth.
Can you put it so much safe?
I was going to put it on my desk.
Gumbing it down!
Gumbing it down, shop!
You know what, Jayshark?
I have thick teeth, too.
So if I go on a date, what am I going to do?
Fuck, I take my teeth out?
I can't even see.
There's a whole chap with three of them in this.
Okay.
All right, I'm gumming it down.
What is this?
You know, for the longest time,
I did four of these with no teeth.
Let's gum it down.
Wait a minute.
Wait, where is it?
It's right in front of you, right here.
Oh, shit.
Is that another burrito?
Oh
Fuck is that shock I have no clue. Oh
Wait a minute
It's just a million on the left side. It's just like a like a shitty egg roll
No, my god, just a million on the outside. Yo, I know this one. I've had this before
Taco Bell burrito.
Yes!
Yep, yep.
Taco Bell burrito.
Taco Bell burrito!
Taco Bell burrito!
Yes!
Yep, yep.
Oh my god!
Yep.
That is a Taco Bell burrito, my friend.
You're a freaking saint, let me see this.
I couldn't quite put my tongue on what it was at first.
But it's a Taco Bell beef burrito.
Are you locking that in?
Yep.
I'm locking that in.
Not down in my mind, brother.
You know how many of these I've had that 3 a.m. Trump throughout my life
Okay, check check I'm thinking we do this I'm doing we do this next
Thoughts
So they're not cheating. Why would they cheat brother? I just tasted the food before yes
I bet okay. There's a next one. Listen. This is a few food items a few it's a few food items. There's four different items on
What is this there's at least you what the fuck is this? He's like shit. It's not it's lobster. It's uh, it's lobster
It's it's lobster
It's in the lobster can one other fucking place if I can get lobster
This is a potato. It's a hush puppy. It's a hush puppy. I'm in milk. It's good. It's a hush puppy. Where's the lobster? Is there a lobster for real, Jason? That's my finger! Shit! It's on a lobster. Wait. What is this?
What the fuck is this?
Wait.
Oh, shit.
That is not edible.
Oh, here it is.
What is this?
This is lobster.
Red lobster.
Where?
This is a, what is this?
This is a red lobster, lobster meal.
Hold on a second, I'll be honest.
I've never had red lobster.
This is like the, you said four out of them.
Maybe it's like a two for four special
or a four for two special.
That's fair, this is gas though.
Okay, where's the-
What is this?
What?
Oh, it's steak.
Oh my God, it's sad when I was eating steak.
Mm-hmm, ew.
You're right, this is steak.
Is it cold?
Can I buy your steak?
Wait, are you sure where lobster has steak?
Yes, it's the steak in lobster combo.
Where's the lobster?
I already put it.
Do you want it?
Are you positive?
Yeah, lobster.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's lobster.
Okay.
I asked for napkins.
I'll give you toilet paper here.
Let me get one through the group.
Okay, shock.
That's, so I personally,
a large puppy is garbage, red lobster stick.
So you think it's a red lobster steak and lobster meat.
Lock it in, lock it in.
Lock it in, lock it in.
Lock it in.
I don't know what this is, I don't know what this is.
You're good.
Okay.
Red lobster.
Chad, what next, what next, what next?
I'm, Chad, I'm thinking this.
I'm thinking this next.
Shock, I think we're three for three.
Yeah, that's
Yes, but are you both ready? Yeah, I'm ready. This is so tight on my eyes, bro. Here you go. There is three items on this plate
It's a mozzarella shit. This is triple triple different. It's a triple different from chilies
I can tell by the motion only place that has mozzarella sticks like this is chilies. Fuck is this a fucking sandal?
Wait a minute, maybe not
wait what is that Marcelo's dick okay what else is there I'm doing oh I don't
know what that was you take this wait is this bone to see going
buffalo the chicken wing muffler lollans no thank this it's not a lot of things
Well what, what is that?
I don't know.
Where's that afternoon hit?
There's more here, I'm not fucking with money.
It's like, actually, I don't have money.
What is this?
I'm not going to lie, I don't know what that is.
I don't know where that came from.
This is like a cheddar, a cheddar bacon bread or something.
I don't know what to say, bro.
You got sliders
No sliders up
What is there sliders? It's a slider. Okay. Now tell me what this is
It's not a triple-dipper. You don't think you know shock no other place has a mozzarella stick like this here
Where is it right? I have to do that to my hand here right here. Oh
You did have a much real. Yes. That's a triple-dipper bone the swings the big juicy mozzarella sticks out of a square and in
Um, what's it called?
Three or four items. Um, there's three items
Yeah
Yeah, whatever
Chili's triple dipper. Yeah, lock it in
Actually, we're doing really good
Yeah, we might be like the best food duo chat what next what next? Let me know you guys pick I'll pick the last two
Yeah, this is hurting me too. Let me see if I could
Low bottle of water to clean it. Cleans the palate, baby? Not a bad shot.
Trying to loosen it. Stop helping.
You want to yank my hair while you fuck me from the back, Drew?
Uh, a problem.
Chad, are we doing good so far?
Is that better?
No, I can't reach out. No, I didn't do anything. I think this is the most it goes.
In the ass, Ted.
Wait, where'd shot go?
Washington's eyes out.
With water.
Okay, I see it.
Alright, I put water in.
Chad, what is your want next? I'm a lot of asses and stop looking.
Chad, I'm thinking this. Thoughts?
PSA for the Chad, I'm turning around completely, taking my blindfold off to get my eyes a little like air.
I mean, you always just close your eyes, but the Chad's just going to say you're cheating.
No, no, no, no, I'm not talking about you're going to say you're cheating.
Okay.
Okay, you need me to come help you in the bathroom?
Okay.
Alright.
Chad, who's carrying right now, me or Jay Shoppe with the food?
I'm going to be honest, I don't think I would have gotten Red Lobster if it wasn't
but what if that wasn't red lobster?
What if that was like a steakhouse?
But the thing is, is the quality of the steak was too low?
Like, you can taste a good steakhouse steak
when you taste it.
And you can taste the difference between it.
This is facts.
Let me guess what you're doing to the chat.
You can taste a good steakhouse steak
compared to
like a lower tier restaurant steak.
No.
What am I going?
Oh, yes, I'm blind for the whole time.
You're good.
I promise I promise.
Just keep walking.
Good.
You're good.
Shaq, come on.
We got four down, eight to go.
I'm feeling better now.
I'm going towards the chair.
Keep walking.
You're good.
You're good.
Four down, eight to go, Shaq.
What's going on?
I promise you're good.
I promise you're good.
Lacey's chair, your chair is coming forward.
I turn.
No, no, no.
What is happening?
I've never said, see.
Oh, shit.
Are you not lying?
We fall?
Probably just sat on my full head.
Yeah, right.
Oh, this is my chair.
You didn't help out?
This is my chair?
Yeah, right there.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, shock.
All right.
He's out now.
All right, this one?
I'm hungry.
All right.
That's me.
There's a beverage included.
Oh, there's a beverage.
There's a beverage.
It's adulterated yet.
Put your hand out.
I'm going to give you each a beverage so you don't spill it.
There's no lid on it.
Wait, we're doing a drink test?
There's food too. There's food too.
You want me to drink it?
Well, so you said,
Okay, and there's food in front of you guys.
How do I drink this?
There's a straw. There's a straw.
Oh, I just said to you.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Oh, gosh, there's trash here.
So you guys.
Bring the soda.
She just said to you guys what it was.
That's a green soda.
I think that's chip-flavored frozen lemon game.
Are you ready to mine?
I mean, maybe you got a different drink. That's cream soda.
No, that's frozen lemonade. Let me try it. Look who it is. Are you high?
That's cream soda. That's frozen lemonade, Chuck. I can taste it. And I taste it a little. I try, Chuck, I'm telling you,
every time I've gone to Chick-fil-A, I get the frozen lemonade. It's like a frozen lemonade. That's a frozen lemonade.
That's like fucking amazing.
That's a frozen lemonade. That ain't lemonade. All right, wait.
Wait a second, is this drink part of the meal?
Yeah, you've got it at the restaurant.
Here's your spoon in front of us, here.
Okay, where is it?
It's a sandwich.
Oh, this is chicken leg.
I can just come by the touch, I can just come by the touch.
Where's the food?
Yup, yup, I mean, bro, where's the food?
Here's your food.
All right, I'll make the sandwich, yeah.
Yeah, I'm 1,000% sure.
Okay, it's spicy, okay.
Chick-fil-A, spicy chicken sandwich, fries.
Yup, there's fries, so it's a combo.
What is that?
It's a red frog.
I just told you what it is.
It's frozen lemonade.
Fucking glue up.
Oh, spicy chicken.
Mm-hmm.
Spicy chicken with a frozen lemonade.
Is that really what it is?
Yup.
Yup.
You didn't even have to give me the sandwich.
I wouldn't know about the drink.
That is, I think the best,
one of the best fast food rigs I have.
Mm-hmm.
That's incredible.
Lock it in.
Chick-fil-A, spicy chicken combo
with a frozen lemonade.
Give me the drinks.
No.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm gonna have other drinks.
What's it get?
I'm gonna try something.
I'm gonna dip the fry in the soy sauce.
Ew.
Where's your sandwich?
I'm gonna dip it in real quick.
There's no way you're gonna dip the sandwich in the frozen lemonade.
I'm gonna dip the chicken.
Hold on.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm shocked.
I'm gonna bust.
You wanna try it?
No, I'm good, bro.
I'm good.
I'm taking your drink.
I'm good, bro.
I'm good.
I'm taking your drink away.
All right.
Chuck, I'm dead ass think we're five to five.
I don't think, I think we've gone every single one right.
If we go 12 for 12,
I think we're actually the best hoodies.
I think I feel like right now in a game shit.
Yeah, this is insane.
All right, one next.
I'm dead ass feel like we're spot on.
One next.
I just noticed Chad is fuming.
I know y'all are so mad right now
because how good we're doing.
I hope we get Jacksby.
You remember Jacksby's?
I have one.
It's fucking amazing.
Oh, wait, my exact piece for a whole weekend.
This is the three items, no drinks here,
three items technically.
Three items technically?
Oh, yeah.
This is an open, I hope.
I hope we didn't get the triple dip or anything wrong
because you might have fucked yourself on that one.
All right, food is in front,
but I like, careful, hold on.
Don't touch yet, I need to give you my supports.
Oh, I know what it is.
It's probably PF change.
What's that?
Probably need, need for us.
What is PF change?
I thought you were slow-made.
Put your hand up.
You know.
Pork.
What could be in it now?
Pork.
Bread?
Cheesecake Factory?
I know it's bread.
It's Cheesecake Factory bread.
What?
You're pulling stuff right out of him, bro.
It's a Cheesecake Factory bread.
What?
What's happening here?
Brother, I've had,
yo, this is too easy, bro.
I've had this a million times.
This is Cheesecake Factory bread.
Are you, wait a second.
What is this?
This is the brown bread.
Oh, wait.
Yo.
Oh, you're eating the white bread. The white bread is always hard.
Can we check the pasta?
Wait a second.
Spicy rigatoni.
Hmm.
It's chicken.
It's cheesecake factory? Spicy rigatoni pasta?
No.
The spaghetti's heating up.
No, it's not.
I didn't even taste the pasta.
Over here. On this side. Unless there's two pastas, hold on.
Hold on.
I tried something with chicken.
Dude, how many items?
It's not...
I don't think...
Um, technically three.
There's three items.
Is there two pasta, sir?
There's three different types of foods on here.
Mmm.
I mean, I already know what it is.
I already said it.
I'm like, I'm what?
This is the one I've been the most confident on.
Yes.
Wait, no, no, no.
J-Shock, I need you to believe me here.
When it comes to food, I notice shit like the dain on my face.
like the bean on my cock.
It's spicy rigatoni, man.
Spicy rigatoni pasta is hot.
I'm gonna put my hands in his teeth for two pulses.
No, it's chicken.
There's chicken there.
I'm telling you, I just have to get it.
They're chicken, they're chicken in it.
They're chicken in it, for sure.
I see rigatoni, G-sick factory with well-chicken
and bread.
Yep, and of course, the bread will probably be.
Dude, where's that water?
Lock it in!
There's a water over there.
Right here.
This is mine?
All right.
Brother, you know, do you know how much of a talent
is to be able to feel a piece of bread and know where it's from that's talent
that's concerning I don't do this shit for fun this is a lifestyle me
you're making a mess you fucking idiot
all right
I'm not looking, let's do, okay.
Jack, I'm gonna do this.
This is drinks again.
Drinks are good.
No straws though, no straws.
Okay, I mean it.
Jack, I'm gonna try my best to show it,
but I don't want it to spill.
Can y'all see?
Hands out.
Shopper six for six.
Drinks, they're kind of full, so careful.
Okay.
Drink, okay.
No straw.
No straw.
I'm gonna miss my mouth.
And food is going in front of you right now.
What is that? That's lemonade. Is that Popeye's lemonade? Is that Popeye's lemonade?
Strawberry lemonade. That's strawberry lemonade, Chuck. That's Popeye's lemonade.
Because you know when you have Chuck, you know when you have normal lemonade, you
taste a little zing? I could taste a little strawberry zing. Yeah. That's
strawberry lemonade. And in front of us, a little nutty. Nutty? A little nutty. Hold on. Okay, okay, wait, I feel a sandwich. Wait, where is it?
Oh, these are King's fries, look at this.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's a Big Mac.
No.
Yeah.
So it's a Big Donald's fries.
It's a Big Mac.
The Big Donald's fries.
Well, Wendy's fries.
Wendy made it here.
Wait, where's the burger?
That's all.
Is it?
Shock and porn.
I don't know if it's a Whopper or a Big Mac.
It's been so long since I've had it either.
I don't remember.
It's not a Whopper.
These are Wendy's fries.
Wait, let me try the fries, let me try the fries.
Burger King, that's a, that's a, that's a waffer from Burger King.
It's not, Burger King, it's not.
Are you sure, Chuck?
Chuck, I'm like positive that's a waffer.
It's not a waffer.
You didn't, Drew, you didn't switch the,
like you didn't do McDonald's fries with Burger King.
No, no, no, no.
Chuck, I'm telling you, Chuck, I'm telling you,
that's a waffer from Burger King.
I can taste it, I can feel it.
But the fries are not Burger King fries.
Yes, they are.
Those are Burger King fries.
After the update! After the update!
The update of the fries?
So, think about it. Why would there be a Wendy's Baconator with no bacon?
It's not a baconator.
Exactly, so what is it? It's a fucking Whopper!
No, I think it's a Big Mac, I think.
Those are not McDonald's fries!
That's a Whopper!
You want to know how I know it's a Whopper? Because after golf, back in the day,
a burger was right next to J.C. Martin's.
I would drive three minutes from J.C. Martin to Burger King.
I don't get a Whopper Meal.
That's a Whopper.
Time out.
Did you give us two burgers?
Yes, one burger and a split in half.
I don't know why you should eat two burgers on that.
Chuck, I need you to trust me.
Where's my burger?
It's good.
This is it?
I'm now more to the right.
I'm not so wrong, but I don't think I'm wrong.
I feel like I know these.
I really, Chuck, I'm really confident
that this is a Burger King Whopper Meal.
With the strawberry lemonade.
I don't know what the fuck the burger is all about.
Then you have to trust me.
You have to trust what I call it.
Chuck, we're a duo here.
We're a duo here.
Oh, this might be a walker.
It's a walker.
I taste the sauce.
I taste it.
Every single, every Thursday.
JC Martin, nine holes of golf.
Go to Burger King.
Get a walker meal.
This is, this, I just don't know the fries.
The fries are Burger King.
They're Burger King.
Don't let the cold water burger.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There's no way I'm wrong.
There's no way I'm wrong.
That's a whopper!
Dude, dude, my eyes closing the whopper.
It takes me back to sitting in my home on summer vacation, playing fortnight, 285 pounds, eating a whopper.
That's a whopper.
Jesus, you trust me or not? You trust me or not, Jesus?
Oh my God, my eyes are fire!
What?
Yeah, I need another nap in real.
That's all in your eye. It's fucking someone spitting it or something.
Who's spitting it? Are you a blind foot on?
Jesus, we got five more left.
I'm gonna take executive order here.
I am going to walk in Burger King Wauper meal with the strawberry lemonade.
I'm saying Wendy's.
All right.
I'm saying Wendy's strawberry lemonade, um, cheeseburger with fries.
I'm taking these drinks.
I do his food shift.
I'm passionate about this food shift.
I really do this fooshie.
Who take my job?
Who take my job?
I think we're about half way through.
No, that's seven, no?
It might be seven.
Or is that six?
Either way, that's basically half way through.
Alright, come on.
Okay, next one I'm going to do.
See, am I really going to be able to see the chat right now?
Don't touch.
Don't touch.
I'm getting more court.
I know the chat is telling me exactly what it is.
it is. Listen, one of these items you need a fork for. Okay, hand it out.
You good? Hold on, do you want me to start it?
Fuck it in hell, bro. I keep on my glasses.
It's one thing that I can't...she, I mean, what I can't...
Bro, if you guess this question, you have a problem, okay?
Hand out the Nara mac and cheese. Huh?
Maybe the Nara mac and cheese. Where's the glue?
Right in front of you guys.
I smell mac and cheese.
Where's the food?
Ew.
That's mac and cheese.
Mmm.
That's Panera mac and cheese.
Wait, there's a bread. Oh, that's Panera bread.
I told you, I knew it's bread. I knew it by the smell.
Did you grab the bread?
Wait, what sandwich is it though?
It's just bread.
No, it's a sandwich. It's a sandwich.
There's meat in it.
My meat?
I mean, yeah.
Panera, um, that's PaneraBread.
And it's, um, the, um, the, um, what is it called?
The get-fights-you, whatever it is?
But the, the, the, the, the, the fuck!
The sandwich combo, whatever.
And that's PaneraBread-Mac and cheese as well.
I knew it from the start.
You know what I'm gonna feature?
I'm gonna go to the next one.
You're locking that in?
Yeah, locking it in.
I got that.
One second.
I'm going to toss this out real quick.
Chad, which one, which one should we do next?
Is someone right here?
That's me.
No, someone's right here.
I swear to God, that's what you mean.
My sense is just gone off.
I can't see anything.
Hey, I'm grabbing the plate.
Chad, what should I do next?
Are you good, Chuck?
No, we're almost done.
What's going on?
I'm dying right why what's what why cuz my contacts are fucking I can't please what are my contacts?
You can't close your eyes like this. Oh
Well, I'm in trouble difficulty right now. Sorry, so I remember what I could solo it and finish it if you want
I feel like I can do this by myself. No, what's wrong? Open your mouth. Open your mouth
Oh
But that's a mozzarella stick you like that
So much am I guessing that's a mozzarella stick from chilies. You already did that. Give me something
Yo, I'm here. I'm here when it comes to this. Oh god
Open up open up the next meal
Oh, hold on, hold on.
That's a good play, Waffle Flags.
Where am I doing this shit, though?
All right, all right, I'll see you next minute.
You know, I'm done shortly.
All right, drinks again.
Hey, I need one.
Chocolate, are you OK, bro?
Are you doing good?
Crying, but I'm OK.
I can solo this if you need this.
You know, but everybody's like, hands out.
Hands are out.
There's our guy.
He's really cold.
Oh, it's freezing.
That's you.
He's like, shit.
I see.
Chomps, I think the name of the drink in the chat.
It's like, why is it frozen?
It's like for you.
Is there food?
Yeah, there's food too.
There's two items.
What the fuck is he doing in the face?
What is that?
There's one item.
It's me, Brown.
It's Ron.
Oh, it's Ron?
I'm just checking out what he got.
What?
Alright, he's up.
Let's pop on.
Yeah.
Pop on chicken sandwich with the Cajun fries.
Yeah.
And a half and half like that.
I love that news.
Another spicy chicken sandwich there, no hunger?
Mm-hmm.
What is it?
Pop on.
Spicy chicken sandwich.
Do you have to work?
No, I look at this spicy.
Mine is spicy.
Mine is really spicy.
What the fuck?
It's really spicy what the fuck
Do you put ice in here?
I mean it's pop-eye, right?
Yes
We're walking in Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich combo. That's the drink. How are you drink? I'm gonna fucking pass out
It's four more. Do you need your eye drops? Didn't you have? Yes, I just got here
There is one
Two, wait, is it two left?
There's only two places left?
One, two, yeah, I think there's three left, there's three left.
Okay, I can, actually, wait, should I jump right here?
Is that okay?
Okay, I'm not kidding.
Is it sad how good I am at this?
I don't think I've got a single one wrong.
I'm so confident I'm 100% accurate this year right now.
Wait, do you guys have to drink?
What's the drink?
I mean, I don't know for sure, but I think, I want to say, why are you ice?
Unless another ice is, I mean, it tastes like an art of armor.
So I'm gonna guess art of armor.
Well, I mean, we got this place, you can say which combo I'm selling.
Should I be the next one out, J-Shop?
Can we just do two when he comes back?
He's gone.
Yeah, let's keep going.
Just give me the next one when he comes back with I'll let him try and see if he agrees with me.
I just want him perfect. I could dead ass solo this shit.
Another drink. Here?
Another drink.
I'm getting fooled bro.
We actually only got one drink and we didn't put it in the two cups.
So I'm gonna have one.
One.
Who would in front of you as well?
Not a soda guy.
I mean I'm talking in the chat.
That tastes like a root beer.
I don't know what I'm putting this on.
No, it's a burger.
Tries? Wait a minute, I have to follow this. Right?
McDonald's ration.
Why'd you stuff this?
Okay.
I'm moving the journey.
You have three buns. One, two, three. One, two, three buns. McDonald's fries. That's a Big Mac meal.
I'm right here, Chuck. I'm right here. Chuck, you can join Chuck now that you're here. I mean, Chuck, you'll know it's right away.
It's right in front of you. My hands are here. And the food is right in front of you.
I mean, I don't know what this is. It's a Big Mac meal from McDonald's.
What kind of fried?
What kind of burger is this, though? Where's the Snig-Mac sauce?
Yeah, it's a Big Mac.
Drew, what did you order?
Drew, I told you, one of those places fucked up.
Where's the drink?
Oh, drink here.
Brother, this is not a fucking Big Mac.
This is pissing me off.
Bro!
No, that's a Big Mac. We know Big Mac sauce!
Oh, you know what this is?
What?
This is a dirty soda. It's the uh, um, the senile cream with the foam on top.
It's like a dirty coke. Dirty, dirty Dr Pepper, dirty Dr Pepper, dirty soda.
I'm not a big soda drinker, but that's a Big Mac combo. I don't know how you managed to get no
Big Mac sauce on a Big Mac. True. They fucked it up with the Chico order. Because right now,
Yeah, I want to keep this hand with strength what he did. Oh, it's not that deep. All right, is it your lock name McDonald's McDonald's?
Okay
This one's actually far I think really I think this won't be hard
Checking all the intel what this stuff is
Putting in front of you wait
I'm going to get a four. I'm so full. We need a fork again
And you don't need a fork but like for cleaning, like you should get defeated with a fork.
Isn't that good?
Yeah, I like spending time.
Hands out.
Hands out.
Hands out.
Applebee's fork.
Applebee's still talking about a silverware on the fork.
No, I have the breadstick in my hand.
It's the Applebee's breadstick.
Wait, where is it?
It's Applebee's breadstick.
Trust me, I used to use it when I was in college.
Yeah, it's Applebee's breadstick.
Bola's white.
Bola's white.
Spicy.
What am I using a fork for?
Right there, right there, grab, grab, grab, grab.
Right there, yep, you open up.
There you go.
Fuck you, I didn't know what to do.
Fuck is that?
That was good, right?
Fuck is that?
That was so good.
What is that?
No, it's not.
No, there's another thing you've used your fork for.
Where?
Forward, forward, backward, or yeah, that works, see.
Do I have it on my fork?
Kinda, yeah.
Chicken, pasta.
chicken? Chicken Alfredo chicken Alfredo yes yes it's applebee's applebee's chicken Alfredo
no no it's applebee's yeah oh brother fucking eye your eye yeah I just got the breadstick in it
um applebee's chicken Alfredo well where's the breadstick oh my god yeah yeah applebee's
Lock it in after these chicken Alfredo. All right
You're sure we're chicken Alfredo time to try the chicken shop it is okay last one
Last one
After after media
Yes, I shot I did I think we just went 12 for 12 if you get this right where is the truth putting in front of you
This is finger food. No Drake. No that wait. Let me check
No
What is that what is it?
That's a pickle
Is it yes, I just got a I just got a pickle. It's a practice a pretzel
We got a pretzel put in my hand
That's a pretzel
Yeah, that's your boy. Okay. We're ready. Wait. We got it. Wait Loki. Did you want to put on me?
We gotta try the Buffalo Wild Wings.
Buffalo Wild Wings, it's Buffalo Boneless Wings,
also the pretzel appetizer.
And I'm pretty sure the-
There's four items here.
Okay, mozzarella.
Five pickles.
Mozzarella sticks, five pickles.
Yeah!
Pretzel.
It's a sampler.
It's a sampler.
Bam!
Buffalo Wild Wings!
Nightingale!
Blindfold's coming off.
You're asking me to take off your blindfolds.
Burger King, you were right.
Talk to us, sure.
I got one right now.
I got everything correct. Besides!
What do you mean besides?
This is a water metal lemonade and not a strawberry lemonade.
Try to get that one off.
Nope, you got 99% accuracy.
I got 12 out of 12% accuracy.
When you're just like crazy sharp.
Look at my eye without a bunch of steering.
No.
Let's go home.
That is not just a warm lemonade.
You were looking at chat yo don't I had a blindfold on
Oh my god
Okay, you just won't stay there and I'll open up to cheer. Yeah soccer about it. We're about to cheer this all the foods
We just need to be low to use a mouse from there. Oh, yeah, I can about let me just replug it in. Oh my god
Oh my god. Chad, that's just
went 12 for 12. Um, actually,
him when it comes to this food
shit. I don't play when it
comes to this food shit.
Roms. Can you say? Oh my god.
Roms, you send a Lacey. I think
I was spot on for every little
thing too.
I just had a moment of realization in my life.
The fact that I can touch an Applebee's breadstick
and know that it's Applebee's breadstick,
or the fact that I can like touch
at shit these mozzarella stick.
This was weird, I don't know how you got that.
Because I, bro, right when I picked up the brown bread
I felt it and I know what that is
because I eat cheesecake back to you so much.
So that's like, I'm sad.
You don't even eat this?
Oh, here we go.
Okay, y'all ready to rank everything?
Here we go.
Let me make us a little bigger.
I can do it.
Okay, do you want to say maybe?
Okay.
Shock.
How many tier do we have?
It's A tier, A tier, B tier, C tier, and B tier.
Hey, where's that?
Yeah
Is that mine?
Yes.
Okay.
Shock.
Start it off with Chipotle.
Fucking bottom.
Bottom?
Chipotle on a bottom?
Like D tier?
Bro, the Chipotle we're gonna do with C.
Heat.
C. It's a C tier.
I mean you can put it in C.
It's like a little D.
You want Chipotle in D?
Dude, it's your show, right?
We got a re-office.
Why can't I take off my hair?
Well, what's worse than Chipotle?
You know it's Chipotle, it's smelly, I hate it.
Alright, let's just figure out what you would put it in and what I would put it in.
You'd put it in B, I would have put it in B.
I didn't talk about waving at Chipotle.
What? Talk about better than Chipotle?
Easily!
Ah, who the fuck is craving turkey?
Me!
I would way rather have a chipotle burrito than a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm gonna get an amber alert.
Yeah.
No.
No.
Should we walk in the middle, Brooke?
That's not for us, bro.
No, look at...
I'm putting in C. We gotta meet in the middle.
We gotta meet in the middle.
I would've craved for B or A.
Okay, next up we got Applebee's that's gonna be
J-Shop don't play with me.
J-Shop do not play with me right now.
Brother, what are you smoking, bro?
Applebee's?
See.
That was, J-Shop, that was the pasta
with the, with the...
I'm not like, out of this here.
Yes.
No, bro.
A lot of this shit is not like...
Where would you put, where would you put Applebee's?
What do we have? S, A, B, C, D?
Yes.
I'd go D or C, bro.
I would go A for Applebees.
Did you quit method phenolene before you tried this for a minute?
Dude, there's no way you do not have Applebees at at least a C.
Put it in a B.
Okay, I like that. I don't like, I don't like Applebees at a B.
Bees a B.
You gotta understand Applebees has a lot of viable players on the court.
I think it's underrated.
I don't think it's amazing when it's underrated Burger King, Burger King, S tier, S tier, S tier.
Are you trolling? All day. It's the best. If you go like the order, Burger King, McDonald's, Wendy's.
In the big three, S tier. Thanks for playing. Burger King, S tier? Are you trying to rage bait me? No, I'm swear to God.
I'm trying to raise me I'm putting Burger King D. D. That's it. It's trash. I love it. I
Think of what just you didn't even know it was a walker. Can I base it on the whole restaurant? Yeah, we are
S Burger King is not a S tier restaurant. My teeth
Yeah
I think so, yeah. It's a little hot here. Oh, yeah. Yeah, let's go. AC went out. Oh, no, Frank, no.
You just got a little one. Oh, God. AC went out.
Unless you go on the big one. Oh, nah, I mean, I think we'll stay with that one right there.
Oh, I'll get my tea later. I go ask here, what do you put burger king at? Ask here, eat here, eat here.
Yeah, what do you think? What's your thoughts on burger king, Frank? He came? Yeah.
You're like, I want the B.
It's a B, right?
I said trash, Jay-Shaw.
I'll meet you in a minute.
We'll put it at C.
Goodbye.
Oh my God, even having Burger King
on the same tier as Chipotle,
he's just pissing me off right now.
It's so good.
Buffalo Wildlings, come on.
That's A.
A, okay.
Easily.
We agree.
We agree, Buffalo Wildlings is A.
It's not quite S, but it's A.
Now Jay-Shaw, if you make the view.
What's next?
a cheese cake factory.
I've got to be A or S.
Yeah!
Okay.
Cheese cake factory.
They have all the pastas in it.
Macaroni and cheese bites.
Macaroni and cheese bites.
They have all the voice-off in the world.
And then you get to fucking top it off with a cheesecake for dessert.
S tier.
S tier.
S tier.
Chick-fil-A.
A or S.
S.
I say S.
This is a load of the fucking S.
Yes.
Chick-fil-A.
I've never had this.
The first lemonade?
First lemonade.
It's like banana, no?
No, it's just lemonade, I think.
It might be like the the mixture one. It's food guys. Chick-fil-A is S tier. Chick-fil-A is S tier. Food guys.
Chilies. I'd say A. I like that. A or B. It's better than Applebee's. It is better than Applebee's.
You're right. It's A, but it's top of A. It's better than Buffalo Wildlands. Okay. McDonald's.
That's a big one. That's eight here. Is it B-Rae?
I would put McDonald's and B. I'm personally going McDonald's and B's here. Because here's
the thing. It hits.
I can't believe it's here. I can't believe it is. I can't believe it is. McDonald's
hits when it hits.
But it's inconsistent.
It's inconsistent. That's why it goes B.
B.
Panera, Brett.
But is McDonald's better than Applebee's?
No.
When era I think it's like a seat
Yeah, what the fuck is eating for now? I'll agree with C, but it's it's killing you for diplomacy
I can't leave that. Wow Popeyes s
Dude poppies is banging you know you think Popeyes is better than Chinese. Yeah, the chicken
Even the fried chicken the spicy one
All right, I like a for Popeyes shock
What the fuck are you putting there?
I think it's neck and neck with Chick-fil-A though.
Let's go Chick-fil-A sandwich or Popeyes sandwich.
Chick-fil-A sandwich?
Yes, Chef.
Chef, Chick-fil-A or Popeyes?
I bet that's a no brainer right there.
It would be outside for Popeyes.
Only when it had the hype though.
That's like, I don't know.
I'm going to do my Red Lobster Shop.
Everyone's saying Popeyes in my chat.
Really?
Hey, whoever saw today. Thank you guys. I'd like to see it.
What do you think about Red Lobster?
No, we're gonna have some business.
Yeah, I don't really like it.
I was gonna say C.
Well, what do we have left?
Just two. Red Lobster and Taco Bell.
We need a D.
We don't have no D.
So I'm down for Red Lobster D. It's trash.
Taco Bell's S tier.
I like this. I like this tier.
The only thing I would change is Burger King to B.
That's the only thing I would change.
Burger King in the ass is what I have to change.
Burger King in an ass tier is crazy, Chuck.
Chuck, I need you to do me a favor.
I need you to take over the street.
Why?
Because I just ate 12 restaurants and I have to go shit my brains out.
What if he does?
Chad, y'all have left with Chuck for a couple of minutes
while I go take a shit.
Oh my God.
Chuck, it's really bad.
Like, you know those shits where you can feel it losing out of your asshole?
Do you really like?
No, I think I'll be good.
Oh my God, Chuck.
Oh no.
Oh my God, Chuck, it's bad.
I got a sheet. I got a sheet. All right, so I'll see you on the other side.
Thank you.
All right, so I tried.
Blaise was quiet.
I just think I really want her.
I'm a little better if you can answer that.
I'm a weekend.
Yeah, I'll be a day.
Hey, where's my glasses at?
Right over there.
Right at the tip of one another.
challenge go
And then I'm gonna reach out real quick. I'm gonna be ladies chair. I really just yeah
99 99 99 99 99 thank you guys no real talk. I have never ever had
This wasn't I'm able to use like
Dude, it's so good. It's creamy. It's
It's a bit fruity a bit nutty
What do you mean by here that that one's laced bro
Are you good?
You probably can't understand English any more bro your face
I'm really I'm not trying to eat too much because I don't want to shit myself. I mean girls come
I gotta be fresh, I gotta be clean, what is this apple bees?
Mm.
Okay.
So, you want this?
Mm-hmm.
What's your favorite meal on all these chefs?
What's your tier list?
Like, what do you like to miss?
Like, feature factory?
You have like V-Dubbs, Red Lobster?
No.
I want you to tell me everything you have to know.
Burger King, Taco Bell all day, you know, Taco Bell is so freaking good, bro.
I don't even know where that is, not even here, also over there.
Truth is a good great job at setting all the show up.
A 99% of the chat, 99% of the chat.
The Whopper smacks, it does.
Lacey, I put burger king in S.T., are you bastard?
You hate fast food?
Triple different number one.
I hope Lacey washes his hands with bleach.
I need me a money man.
Me on the list, if you can.
Can I play a song?
Yes!
You need me to wipe?
I gotta wipe his ass.
What's happening?
I
Seeson this is all you one man with a mission
Bomb a fucking clot well, I have only had one of a lot. Okay, I'll see you
Rooney got my three
Yeah, and after you get you lay my streamer dude
Oh, shitty booty with no toilet paper!
Wait, what?
There was no toilet paper in there!
So what's your life like?
Nothing!
Lacey, that's close.
But there's no toilet paper in the bathroom!
What are you telling us? Sit down!
Why?
You're gonna spush it!
No, I think I'm good.
What did you do? Did you take a bath? Did you...?
No, I didn't do anything.
You're out of your mind.
You're trolling.
I'm not trolling.
There was dead-ass no toilet paper. Do we get rid of this stuff? There was napkins
Hello
Yeah, I am go look in the bathroom there's no toilet paper there. I'm so serious
Please.
Chad, am I a nasty, am I a disgusting piglet?
Yeah, where's those teeth at?
All right, see you here.
Oh, yeah, I'm with you.
Yes, wait, how long till the date?
Seven.
Okay, shock, you have an hour.
Play basketball.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I got you, bro.
With this one?
Hate the way.
What's it all, bro?
I think you showed me this one.
Yeah?
I think so.
No, I'm not power on my nose!
Sure, I need a portable iPhone, is it one?
I hate the way you do it.
I hate the way you say it.
Oh, can I just nail it?
Up to the point, it's on.
To the ground, I hate the way you say it.
["No Way Around Me"]
Okay!
["No Way Around Me"]
What's your shot?
Are you actually taking music seriously?
the bill. Music? Before any of this I did music. I'll call the food before. Can you
order a sec? I gotta do something real quick. What, wipe your ass? No, I just got on. Hey are
there supposed to rub your leg or something? What? Are there supposed to rub your leg
for it for like 30, 10 minutes or something? You want to give me physical therapy? Yes.
Do you actually want to? Yes. You want to roll it out? Let's iron it out and put it on the stairs to the physical therapy room. Let's do it.
Well, you gotta be very careful, like actually very careful.
Oh.
Fuck it, Chad.
Shox, I mean, you are my caretaker, fuck you, give me physical therapy.
Chad, it's not weird if he's rubbing on my shit.
Okay, hold on.
Not like my dick.
You told me to do it.
Yeah, I know.
It's not T.O. West for him to rub, for him to give me physical therapy, bro.
He's not gonna fuck me up.
I can easily do it.
You're holding it in that big anyway.
I'm not gonna touch it.
What?
But you have to.
Johnson
You want to rub my Johnson it's not that big anyway, so I'm not gonna be able to get it
When I'm soft, I'll be honest. I don't know about you, but my dick when I'm soft literally non-existent
Not true not sure for you. No, I'm saying mine is none if you can't
Smell it. It's like it's it's probably
I fucking hope you can't smell it. I like to compare to my getting fat
You gotta compare your job to my phone when I'm hard or soft when you're okay. I'll tell you when I'm soft
Hold on
Well, I'm soft it's up to here on my iPhone. I'm like right above here. Yeah, that's same
No way. Yeah, but I'm soft but you want to know what I'm hard hard maybe like the bottom line
See when I'm hard
I'm like up here
I'm like here, bro
I'm like I'm like up here. Oh, you know what this is me song
Yeah cat put it on guy chat search you chat I did a dick I did a dick contest one time live on stream
I'll can go back and watch the vlog
Don't go back watch the bottom
Underwear, huh?
No, so we had someone that measured our dicks when we were soft in someone that measured them when we were hard
and then they had to guess our dick sizes based off our looks and I was the
biggest grower in the in the thing. You're the biggest Johnson? No not the
biggest Johnson for sure definitely not the biggest Johnson but I went from I
went from my shit's probably like about two inches when I'm soft and then I
grow to six point two. What do you game on? What do you play the fort on? That
monitor or this monitor? Main monitor. So this is your OBS? That's true. This is your chat?
Yeah.
Text drew and say IRL.
To true.
IRL.
So, Jayshark, I'm going to warn you right now.
Jason's greening out.
Is that what you're going to want me about?
Oh, no.
So, listen, chat.
Chat can vouch for this.
When I'm in physical therapy, when
you're doing the physical therapy on my knee,
I need you to be very careful, OK?
But I also.
In this one?
Yes, this is on.
you need yeah I'll show I'll tell you and show you what to do okay be rough
with him no you can physically cannot be rough with me
did I feel I feel like this chat's like fact-shaming me because of how good we
were on that with those restaurants I'm not sure you're gonna find stairs
hey who is that as long as we don't lag I don't care
All the steps are already set up downstairs.
And yeah, here's the phone.
We're back, Jason's getting in.
You want to switch ingest?
Yeah, you're gonna have to.
How?
You gonna add it?
Does he have the ingest, Drew?
Yeah.
You have it.
The answer can be a lot.
Chad, I'll go check on Jason.
This phone's only at 32.
I mean, we're gonna be there for probably at 30, 40.
Where are we going?
Down to the gym.
He's gonna do physical therapy for me.
Your eye rolling on an iPhone?
Moonlight with the 10, get dead!
Moonlight, thank you for the 10!
Well, so someone brought me a tripod.
Wow, so Drew doesn't want to give you his camera to use.
Is it because he streams now?
No, it's just set up downstairs to the fucking stream.
Hey, RIP 1?
RIP 1 what?
Tapcat?
Of course, Brian.
Those are unreleased.
Wait, what?
They're unreleased.
Wait, what?
I don't know if you can open those.
I'm going to be cut if you want.
I don't care.
Oh, I think I shot a good one.
What's wrong?
Just rip a tech cap.
Those are unreleased ones.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
I got your chain.
Yeah, you do.
Where's he going?
Wait, where are you going?
What's the thing?
Get my phone.
Let's close your door,
because the AC's gonna get out.
The camera's off?
What do you mean?
Jason's dead?
Oh my God.
There you go.
Is that Altoids?
Uh, yes, sir.
Wait a minute.
I have Altoid PTSD.
You threw up with him?
No, I have a friend.
I have a friend who carries around a thing of Altoids.
Hang on.
And he keeps, he keeps drugs in here instead of mints.
Thanks, Chuck.
You're going to need to pop one of these before your date.
Yeah, to him.
What's up?
Just Lacey, uh, Maine and Jess.
Lacey first.
I don't know if this one is called.
This one?
That's the way it seems to be.
Down.
Down.
You should be good. I'll just open your sherm and double check.
Then I'll open a top cap.
Nice. 83 degrees in.
Fuck.
Frank, how can we pull it down a little bit?
How can we pull it down a little bit and see this room?
We can because that's the other three units that we're working on now today.
Do I work in units or not do you?
No, I work in units.
So we have no AC units?
No AC, what's the matter?
We'll follow them out of the portable ones.
Do you have any idea what we'll be able to get? AC?
Yeah, we're trying to get the nutrition.
Because the whole freaking, the whole panel showed it out, us today.
Guess what?
Yeah, downstairs all the lights turned off.
Right.
Yeah.
Um, they're still on out.
Oh wow.
You work on the AC?
Yeah, AC.
That's all right.
You're fine.
I think it's the heat man, I think he overheated and it just blew up, yeah, cause he actually
blew up.
You think like we'll have AC within the next couple of months?
Yeah.
At least two weeks.
Oh.
Yeah.
I was gonna put this one in his room but he doesn't want it.
Oh really?
I think he's gonna pick out the cap, I don't think so.
If you want it here, I can put it in here.
We're gonna have one.
We should be chillin'.
Oh yeah, let's do that.
Hey, if you're in a dream, I'll make you a racer.
There's a fan and a singer in there.
I'm sure.
Yeah, you can pull it in there.
Is that loud?
Yes, it's loud.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How about...
Can you put it in here for now?
Pull down the room.
Put a little more calm.
You can be cool for him.
Yeah.
And then when he's finished, we'll just turn around.
We're gonna make it in the room.
Sure, man.
Okay.
Pull it down.
Shit, Michelle.
Michelle, put it on.
Come here.
Get the grass up.
There.
There's a better one.
This is my bedroom right here, Shok.
Coco, hey!
Do you want to go in?
Yeah.
I feel a bit in here.
Thanks.
You got bang proof?
Hot bang proof.
Should I try it?
Sure.
I'm not hearing anything on you.
Yeah.
You want to see how cool my knife is?
Watch this.
Look, here.
Take this lotion.
What is this?
Coco, watch your ass out.
Coco, watch out.
It's your good lotion?
No, it's my good lotion.
Watch this shot, please.
Coco, what are you...
You want to show you?
Here, give me a piece of this.
Bang!
I didn't hear a single thing.
Here.
Here.
Oh, this is for your leg.
Hey, do you miss Coco?
Ready, shot? Watch this.
If I need to, like, be laying in bed at night,
and I need support for my leg,
just do one of these.
What's that like?
It's like this.
Jarvis.
And it comes all the way up, like this.
And if I really want to,
come lay down, come lay down.
I think I see a job.
No, you don't. That's the dog stairs.
Oh, you don't have to use the stairs.
I'll help when your dog's no.
That's right.
Coco, you are so childless.
Cleaners came after you.
Okay, Coco, get around my knee.
No, I'm not trying to go.
Hey.
Watch this shot for me.
Dude, you're doing sessions must be incredible.
A little head massage too.
Put your head on the bed.
Get a little head massage here.
What is it?
50,000 on the bed.
My God, you feel the massage?
And then if you really want to get freaky, you really want to get active, you turn
on zero gravity.
But watch this.
It lifts your feet up in the air.
Oh my God!
And you can sleep like this.
It feels like you're floating when you sleep.
Yum!
It's called zero gravity.
It looks like our feet are lifted in the air.
I just laid that. Relax.
Oh, he says he's suddenly making his turn.
Why are you never saying to me I say,
Oh, bed has a speaker shock.
I'm laying on the floor.
Oh, bed has a speaker shock.
And I'm okay and I'll see how it is.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
This is honestly I will I will say this is probably the best investment I ever made is a bed to sleep in because
That's your gravity mode on. It's all right. Oh, look, I raise your open here
I just bought if you look from the side you can see like how the bed and there's lights underneath to I
will I will say bet this bed is the best investment I ever made and it wasn't an expensive bet
It was $30,000 but for the whole set for the whole the frame the mattress that moves in the whole light
system that moves it. It connects to the TV if I wanted to for Bluetooth, for surround sound,
and there's also no snore mode. So look, if you sleep like this, if you sleep a certain way,
it makes it so you don't snore. Are you banging into that gravity mode? By what? You ever bang
in the zero gravity mode? Bang in zero gravity mode? Honestly, I haven't tried it. I'll go back
Back to home. Give you a little head massage there.
A foot massage.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Just like that shock.
Just like that shock.
You're incredible.
Yeah?
Where's the ua?
You did it. You got me in your bed.
Oh, shit.
I don't think I have a little bit of a bed.
Why are you all spamming question marks?
All right, shock, you have to bring this lotion down.
So I'm going to tell you straight up.
Because you're my caretaker, you're
going to have to rub the fluid out of my shins.
OK.
OK.
This is cool.
No, he's not going to lotion my cheeks, Chad.
Did somebody make this for you?
No.
The thing?
No, I bought it.
You and these core guys have the coolest collectibles, I swear to God.
Thank you.
All right, shall we have an AdWords or a G-Shops 20v1?
All right, I'm excited.
I'm nervous.
Uh-uh, scared.
Stay here
One of the girls they're gonna be in trouble
There's some rustle.
You want to come down here?
Yeah, I'll go down.
I'll go down here.
It's your base back there anyway.
It's half of the lotion in your jacket.
There you go.
Yeah.
They come away downtown, walking fast.
They eat, they eat, they eat in town.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
You almost fell out.
I thought I thought you almost fell out.
They said J-Shark ain't doing shit if you fall.
Yep.
I feel like I gotta go step on a G-C.
Don't break my back.
What's going on?
I look like a fucking idiot.
If you haven't heard it, my parenting is really high.
Oh my god.
Jason?
Yeah.
Are you okay, bro?
What?
Oh my god.
Shut up!
Good?
Huh?
Are you good?
We're good, man.
At least you were creating an apple.
Nah, nah, nah.
I'm not helping you.
Wait, let me see your eyes.
Oh my...
Yo, get a closer look at your eyes.
You're right.
Don't get hurt.
Wait, your eyes are so bloodshot.
Really?
How many hits have you had?
Bro, don't depend on me.
Too many.
What are you smoking?
Hot...
Wait, uh...
Uh...
7, 10 labs.
A pen?
Yeah, bruh.
Y'all want...
Fuck no
No
You had 40 hits, say I'm gone
Yes, bro
Wait, why you had 40 hits?
I'm in Tel Aviv right now, bro
Wait, is that normal?
You don't tell me
Wait, it's 40, are you gonna be okay?
I don't know, bro
Do you want some water?
Wait bro, what are you making it seem like I'm about to die?
What's going on right now?
40 hits of a pen is nuts, Jay!
Yeah, but you're fine.
Yeah, I'm good.
As long as you're having a good time, fuck it.
You know what, the munchies, they got food upstairs.
Oh, bro, I was watching on stream.
Y'all have my food, bro.
What is this?
Eyes, eyes.
Yeah, look at his eyes.
Oh, you look like Bernardin.
Dude, your eyes are like shine.
No, they're not, bro.
It's the oar.
Yeah, they're open.
What team is this?
Baseball. Baseball. For God's sake. How was he taken?
He can't, we gotta match him. Listen bro, if you need anything, scream for me.
Thank you bro. Thank you all. Appreciate you guys.
40 pieces please.
I'm gonna grab that uh... I'm gonna grab that uh...
What, you used a smoke truck?
For real? Really?
Oh, that's a long story, sir.
Wait, I want to hear the story. You used to smoke a lot?
Yeah, but...
How much?
Enough to fucking put me...
...in the psychotropic system.
You serious?
Yeah, bro.
How many, like, gyms have you smoked a day?
No, 10.
I remember.
How many hits of 10 would you make a day?
Right before the 10.
God!
But in a quick...
Yeah, I feel like you really don't know.
What's the name?
This is it.
What are you going to do now? There's no table.
Alright, get a curtain in.
Yeah.
On your shock. Take your shirt off. What?
Okay. Chat, do not make this weird.
Since J-Shox is my caretaker.
What's the lotion?
He hasn't seen us.
We should move the bench out.
Sometimes.
Alright Jake, don't.
I don't want you to take us nowhere, right?
I don't know anybody.
Doctor, come over here.
All right, hold on right now.
Not a three piece segment chat.
Go ahead and take your clothes off too.
Dude.
What?
I'm going to skip this part.
I see your shirt off.
Oh.
Okay.
Cover myself up here so I don't get too freaky.
All right, no shock.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do it with my thumb.
Okay.
And I'm gonna read me.
Whoa!
No distractions.
I can't get my COVID camera on your leg.
Okay, got it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna put my leg up on the bench here.
Okay?
Okay.
My beard's on the door.
You ready?
I'm gonna take this off now.
Well, keep in mind I have four incisions, all right?
So, you should have one, two, three, four, five incisions.
Okay? So, you see this down here, right here?
Yes.
That's a lot of fluid right there, okay?
Here?
Yes, be very gentle, okay?
This hurts too?
Yeah, all this hurts.
Okay.
So, what you're gonna do...
Well, you're gonna do shock.
I guess it's gonna be a sock, well, huh?
Yeah, I got a little hang on my sock.
People will not lie when the poor video comes out.
Okay, so,
shock.
Okay, I'm gonna block, but it's gonna be easy.
Okay.
I don't know about that one there.
Maybe, uh, maybe...
Maybe that pink thing, right there, that pink thing.
Yeah. Okay. Again. Let's go with this.
Alright. So shock. Usually my physical therapist has gloves.
And a shirt on them.
Yeah. But are your hands clean?
I've got your shock. Give me one for my name.
Okay. Where are the lyrics at?
Just right out to the right, out straight, out to the left.
Oh my god.
He needs gloves? Why does he need gloves?
It's kind of disgusting, you know.
Ah!
Slathering up her leg with lotion and getting the juices out.
It's gonna infect it. He's not going anywhere near here, Chad. He's just doing right here.
All right, clean hands, okay, so what you're going to do is you're going to put a little
bit of this probe on your hands, okay?
And I want you to start here and just slightly rub the fluid up and then stop here, okay?
Do you have a special rubble clock load?
Okay, you go a little harder than that.
Make sure you're going down the pipe.
Yeah, get in here first.
Okay.
Okay.
Other way.
Yeah, like that.
Yeah.
Not too hard there.
It's light and you can go all the way up to here.
I mean I'm going to go in each area.
Okay.
No, it's good.
Yeah.
See how you can press in?
You can see your finger indent?
It's because there's a lot of fluid there.
It's because there's a lot of fluid.
That's good.
A little harder shot, a little harder.
It's okay if it hurts. It's ventured.
It's ghost hurt. It's not too much now.
I'll tell you if it's too much pain.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, Sean, come here.
More just, just, just pushing it forward.
Okay, look like you just came all over my leg a little bit there, buddy.
Okay, okay, really lotion.
Okay, a little snack.
Okay.
I like this thing up, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yep, okay
You're good. You're good. Yeah, trust me. This every morning. Okay, that's blue. What's that blue gets pushed up back into my knee?
You feel a lot better, so
It's an agonist is Sophie's
I can't do anything in these incisions.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Chad, it's a good caretaker right here.
Do a physical therapy for me.
Yeah, I like that.
Oh, I like that a lot.
Yeah.
That's beautiful.
Show me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's beautiful.
Show me it.
Show me it, okay?
Yeah, it's good.
Try to do that technique starting from the bottom of the top.
Yeah, like that.
Like that.
Get that through going in.
Okay.
Twist and turn in your nose.
Come on.
Two hands.
You didn't know what you were doing here.
You've done it before.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's good.
Good.
Yeah.
Okay.
Same heart of clock.
I don't know about that one.
Do you have the Ronnie Chops on it?
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
You want to sit on it?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, okay.
All right.
Maybe a little...
Is there a towel in the mirror?
I got you.
Okay.
This is weird, Chad.
Nothing is weird about this.
I have to do this every single morning.
Oh, it's a towel.
Oh, it's a towel literally right here.
Wait, Jay-Shaw!
Come, come, come.
There, click up.
Here.
Here down.
Just...
Push that thing right back into my...
You can literally see the fluid going in my push.
I got one don't worry shot all right now shot this next part is a little pink
okay
all right now
It's the next part I'm going to use your elbow, okay?
So here's what I need you to do.
Here's what I need you to do, all right?
Mm-hmm.
That's what I'm going to do.
That's what I'm going to do.
Okay, so shock.
Move on the surface.
So this is the next step of physical therapy, okay?
So I need you to light very lightly, okay?
Not hard, not too much.
I need you to put your hand kind of like on the back of my left ankle, okay, like back
here.
And I'm going to do leg raises, all right.
I'm going to do leg raises.
Now, to be honest, it's very painful, okay.
So I just need you to kind of guide it up, all right.
Just guide it up, okay.
I'm going to help you.
Ah!
Okay, hold up.
Okay.
That's one.
Yep.
Oh, okay.
I'm going to help you move a little.
Good, good, good.
Good, good, good.
Hold me up.
That's 10.
That's slow control.
Okay.
There you go.
Perfect.
Okay.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Okay, let's do a free one.
Okay, time to do a free and fun one.
All right, ready?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Ah!
There you go.
There you go.
Do you want me to drill?
Yep.
There you go.
Okay, I'm coming down.
Coming down.
Coming down.
Hit it.
Damn.
Okay.
Come on, here you go.
Three more.
Okay.
One more.
Okay.
Nice.
Now, that's my number.
Come on.
Come on, come down.
Yeah, three more.
Three more.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Beautiful.
Look at that. You gave Jamie Young them a little jab.
Okay.
Two more.
Two more.
Up, up, up, up, up, up.
Up, up, up, up, up, up.
I can't move my self-touch, right?
Oh
Oh
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Like put it up.
Just like that.
Push on this.
What if it's gonna work, you shut up.
You say I usually get up pretty much this.
This is the shock wave.
You cannot do it that way.
What?
I don't think it's gonna work, you shut up.
Don't touch me.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
One, two, three, four.
Okay.
Can you do it with a brush on the lips?
Okay.
Alright.
Four, three, four.
Okay.
Okay.
Four more minutes?
No.
God no.
Four more minutes?
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No.
No, no, no, no.
No.
No.
No.
I mean, I'm up a lot.
Louis got out of my leg.
Feels good.
Feels good?
Got some leg raises in?
Want some drinks?
Want some drinks?
What do you need me for?
I need some stress and martini.
You know how to do that?
You can make it a stress and martini.
Yes.
What do you need to make it?
I mean, they leave, vodka, they fall.
I don't even know how to use it.
Okay.
How about I, how about I see those along my live scene?
You want me to drink?
I'm going to get some relax, brother.
Listen, I'll try.
I'll, if you can, I'll take it to the bottom of the chair.
You can make me a bit straight.
I'll try, I'll try.
We can get them.
We can get one of those throw-in-a-mades.
Throw-in-a-mades.
Hello?
I'm going to make a little latte on a little cocktail.
Well, you don't have a bartender?
A little bit.
How?
I'm going to make a sound shit, bro.
I'm going to roll it.
How do you get me drunk?
How do you get me relaxed?
The original preset.
OK.
I can't believe you guys do this, man.
What?
Like, you guys do this shit.
So, are you going to do it on the ground?
I'm going to do that for an hour and a half every morning.
Because that's how...
I have a physical therapist, I have another flat.
Can you come up here?
One more, wait.
Yes.
And we have a booklet here right there.
Yeah.
You got it?
Yeah, just like that.
Like that.
There we go.
I'm going to go like that.
Good.
Okay.
Kissing on you there?
Watch out.
I'm going to go back and flip through.
I'm going to go back and show you some
Fuck man, I know your pain, bro.
You do?
I've been through so much shit right from this game.
Did I broke my toe?
I had to set my knees for a while.
I broke my toe to compete for these of that, but...
I'm talking about 40 minutes of your day. You ready?
I think you might need a little bit of strength.
No, I can't. Let's reach and practice some.
Practice what?
It's been a game on me. Oh my god, I know exactly how to practice today game here. I don't bring them on me TV
I
Don't know if we have the necessities for that
Yes, you know saying like never they have much to work with here
Wait a minute, I see that.
Nope.
Wait.
Oh, there is ice.
You want something?
There's some stuff in here,
and there's some stuff in here,
but it's like drinks that are already made.
See that shock?
You want me to make me something?
No, I'm okay.
I'm gonna have to turn it to borrow.
It's true.
Well.
Click that outcome down.
You're underage.
I don't drink after that.
Ready, we're going up the stairs now.
I got a job.
I got a job, I do a physical therapy.
You want to know what it is?
Hold up.
I think I'll be down the stairs with no questions.
I got a job.
I got to practice, because one day, one day,
it's not too far away, I'm gonna be able to just
normally walk up and down the stairs, like it's nothing.
It will be a pleasure to, bro.
Are you ready?
Why do you have corn on you?
Corn on me.
You can't see them, you can't see them.
We gotta sign him up stairs.
Girls are starting to show up.
All right, Shopping, you can hold my car,
so we can get on the right side.
You ready?
Okay.
Don't step on the side, we're like a dormant spotter.
You got this.
You got this.
What if I go one day?
This is gonna be like nothing to you.
You're gonna look back on this.
It's like nothing to you.
Nothing to you.
I'm okay, I've got to get used to it.
I can't, I can't see you.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
It's running, I'm fine, I'm still kissing her.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
It's fine, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
If you had a t-shirt.
Trying to get the money with the money.
You know what I'm saying?
With the money.
You know what they're talking about?
People already realize
how their legs work.
Because they just do it so naturally
they take it out of the grenade.
They don't realize that every single step
your entire quad carries over
All of your weight of your body.
So...
I lost all of your weight.
I have to.
It's okay.
I do jack-o-m-rolls, John.
Jack-o-m-rolls, sure.
Great.
He's going on a date.
Fine.
Fine.
Okay, I'm gonna get it.
I made it, I made it.
How did you get it?
Okay, so this is how it works.
Okay, I mean, that's feeling real good in here.
See if they can cool it here now.
Yeah, it will give you a message right here that it's full tank is full and a tank is full and then you just slide it out and just dump it outside.
Yeah, what?
The water.
The water because of the condensation.
Condensation?
Yeah.
Yeah, so I'm just going to be staying there with the chair.
Oh, switch.
Yes, it's done.
Okay, 30 minutes till Jay Shock, 20 v 1.
Shock Lorette.
Oh, I got some of those.
in the meantime shock are you ready to hop in practice your is
What do I do
I'm gonna run some what's it called Lacey third and Jess
Found it. I think so bro ignored him chat you guys I don't know if you guys are like four years old
I just didn't hear him. Would you say shock? No, no, I heard you. Do you hear me?
Okay.
Through.
And with black.
I don't have that in yes.
You don't have my address?
Yeah, you do?
No, with this one.
Oh, it's black for me too.
Don't worry.
Oh.
Okay.
Now.
Allow.
Okay, shock.
Are you ready?
This thing black screen.
No, I know, I know.
Okay.
It's good now.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No, I know, I know, I know. Okay, it's good now.
Okay. Ready?
Shock, you're about to practice your raising, okay?
We're going now. I'm sick.
Getting this set up here.
Go on monkey, it's better.
Are y'all sure?
Chey, this is 100% allowed, it's not TOS.
only TV
how the fuck did you do that?
some tech right here
this is a media?
yeah it's just an image so because sometimes
they show some like weird shit on here okay
It's allowed as long as you skip. Okay, but how am I going to get in that season? I
I I unhide it. I'll show you. Okay.
Where are you going to look? I can't right your room. Start right now.
The fuck?
Here we go.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, I know what this is.
Do you have an issue of original clock mode?
I don't know exactly what this is.
Wait, Chow, anybody know why it's not working?
I still don't understand how you're going to be able to hide it.
Come then. But how is that going to be able to...
How are you going to sleep first before then?
The bike is low?
I
Hello
What's up, dude, you won't
Okay shot, I mean we'll just see what happens
What are they like showing there?
Some people show their dicks.
Hey, what's up, man?
You look very handsome.
Hey, Streaming University, you guys were amazing.
You were amazing.
Hey, thank you, bro.
You were incredible.
All right, God bless.
God bless you, bro.
God bless you.
I'm sorry. How you doing?
I don't want to know.
Skip. Skip.
Oh, no, you're so tough, buddy.
Nah, you're so tough, buddy!
Nah, you're the gun, you're so tough!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
It's not real, okay?
It's AI, it's GIF.
What is it?
It's definitely AI.
Man, this is not real anything is wrong
How you guys doing fantastic hello, how you guys doing?
I'm good. How are you?
Not a trolling. They're trolling. Shut up
Oh, wait, is that real?
Hey, I, wait, wait, is this real?
Is this real?
What the fuck?
What's up, Lacey?
Fucking Lacey?
What the fuck?
What's up, though?
What's up?
Hey, are there any girls on here?
I'm trying to help my friend J-Shop Riz.
I like a lot.
I like a lot.
OK, bet.
Appreciate you, man.
Hey, much love.
Peace.
What are you guys eating your shirt? They're muddied
Stop eating your shirt
Yeah, my god. He was doing bro. Should we keep it?
Wait, so maybe your chance shot
He's gonna be your chance job. Can I give you a potato for life?
Use the monkey app
I think the big monkey is cleaner, too.
Chad is monkey better?
I'm not sure he's doing it.
Oh.
Ew!
He's rubbing his tits!
Go!
Did they see that?
For sure they did.
Oh no, the Chad didn't.
The Chad doesn't know.
So you could just do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you could just drag it when you want to?
Yeah.
Look, like right now they can't see.
Hello?
OK.
How do you drag it?
I just click off and on.
Oh.
How old are you?
17.
Never mind.
Sorry, shock.
I just on oh me driving a car
Why are you just drive?
It's not fake, it's not fake.
Oh my God, I'm used to watching...
I'm used to.
I just saw her and I just told the thing.
You guys were on here.
Wait, how old are you?
Oh my God, oh my God.
Hello?
Answer the question!
How old are you?
Excuse me, ma'am, how old are you?
I'm 17.
Stupid.
Get me out of here, Bob.
21 plus! Are you 21 plus? Are you over 21? Am I muted? No, actually you're shaking your head now.
How you doing?
I'm good.
I'm getting a bit chiseled.
What are you doing?
Yo, Jason, I'm trying to warm you up to Riz, bro, but like...
Dude, you guys are cooking things at the beach, man.
What are you doing?
Ew!
Fuck, you're full of that!
Bro, when you get that up in the fucking hole?
Let's get any of this fucking.
What's up, Eddie?
How are you, Captain?
How are you?
Oh, I just know.
I just know you let it fly.
Are you doing drugs?
Are you doing drugs?
Yeah, Lacey.
You're doing drugs?
Lacey, what you doing, bud?
Nothing.
Are you doing drugs?
What were you chopping up there, buddy?
Yo, what I'm doing weed, bud?
What's the real Lacey got?
How old are you?
I'm 14, bud.
You're at 14 smoking weed.
Yeah.
No.
I'm a big-ass fan.
You jay-shot.
Soapy bang, gang.
No, gang.
Wait.
Brother.
I can't believe I asked you that,
bro.
I was not expecting this.
You can't be as young doing drugs, dude.
Can't be doing it.
Hell, no, bud.
I only do it to like my depression and shit,
but I just be getting out and getting away from people,
bro.
I'm gonna fix you, go outside and meet new people,
make some friends and send a fucking token to the ceiling.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jay Shock, I got a girlfriend gang.
Where your girl at?
What's your name?
I got a girlfriend.
I'm happy one year, five months, bro.
Don't argue with me, Jay Shock.
I will bring you to my boy-giddy dad, boy.
I brought you to my room.
Don't talk to me, Jay Shock.
T.A.I.
Don't talk to my boy-giddy dad, boy.
T.A.I.
Don't talk to me, boy.
Yeah. What's your name?
What's your name? My name is Kandyn Burr.
Her name? Like...
You said what? Her name? Her name is Bree.
Yeah. Bree what?
Bree.
Exactly.
Bree, Bree not real.
Bree not real.
Bree not real?
Oh, nigga, what?
Okay, there it goes.
I just hate people like hey man how you doing okay that young is not gonna
he's jerking off that's not good excuse me ma'am hello are you are you over the
age of 21
It's just a bunch of chop dudes up.
Try Monkey?
Okay, fuck it, we'll try Monkey.
I just have had experience with Monkey in the past.
It's not better.
It could be.
It could be a bunch of goading on that.
Monkey's like...
No, Monkey's like way worse.
Wait, for real?
Yes.
That's what I'm saying because what happens is all the fucking weird like perverted people go on the girls only category and
Don't you have to pay for the girls only don't do anything stupid especially when you're that age
Bro you have to pay for girls only wait monkeys TLS. How is monkey TLS, but oh mate TV is it?
What is it you have to pay for this there's no way you have to pay for this shit, bro
I
Millionaire by the way, I'm not going on my tiktok live, bro. I gotta keep my
I'm on I'm literally on monkey y'all just told me to get on monkey now I'm all
monkey and now y'all are telling me to do something else how about you shut the
Fuck up!
Oh my goodness.
Hello!
I'm scared to get to you!
I want to see what you do!
I'm being so weird.
Fuck!
What the fuck?
Alright, show me.
Show me.
Show me.
Okay.
Ready?
This girl's only shocked, so it's time for you.
It's your game time, alright?
Lock in!
Hello!
Are you guys?
Are you guys are you guys 21 plus okay hello are you guys 21 and up
yeah we muted okay this is my friend this is my friend Jay shock right here this is my friend
Howard Howard yeah Howard uh this is my friend Jay shock right here he just uh he wanted to
say hello to you guys well but how old are you guys 22 and what about the other
one we're both 22 I think over okay where you guys from Boston Boston he's
called dude he has a restaurant he owns in Boston yeah so what are you
Yeah, period.
So what are you guys doing today?
Well, are you just bobbing out on lucky or something?
Just bored.
What do y'all do like for like a job?
What do you do for fun?
She does nursing and just in school.
Okay, nice.
What are you studying?
Nursing too?
No, I'm in finance.
Finance, okay.
You got a number, no?
No, not really.
So what are you doing in finance?
I need the money.
Well, do you like doing it though?
Yes.
What do you like to do for fun?
Because I don't want you doing something you don't like.
I want you to like what you do.
Facts.
You know, my girl.
Oh, so you're basically just going to call us the party, huh?
Oh, of course.
Yeah, there is a gift for us.
OK, sorry, ladies.
Unbelievable.
24.
Yeah.
26.
26.
Oh, no.
I don't know why I don't know
26 and 22 it says
where are we going?
I don't know
Chad why why why do we keep getting multiple people
I miss amigo
Joe Yart.
Wait, we can't connect to anybody.
Joe Yart.
Joe Yart!
It is.
What the fuck's happening?
Wait, I need to check that one, what the fuck?
Hello?
He sent that one, I guess.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Hello.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What's your name?
Are you 21 plus?
I'm from Florida.
What part? Are you 21?
I'm 20.
Okay, that's fine.
That's fine, right?
It's up to you.
Fuck to me.
What part of Florida?
What part of Florida? I'm from Orlando.
Oh, Disney Land.
Disney World, right?
I get free tickets.
Oh my grandma used to work there, so they give her free tickets for your life.
Yeah, for her life.
Oh, she passed, I'm so sorry.
Oh, my grandma's still alive.
Oh, okay, okay, I thought you even pointed up, so I thought, okay.
Well, this is my friend, this is my friend, uh, Shaka, J-Shock, Shaka Clark.
Oh, hi.
And he just told me he thinks you are beautiful.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
You're welcome. So what do you like to do? What do you do for fun?
What do you do for work?
Um, I work at a car wash.
Okay. Probably going to be getting that off screen.
I like to go on tight. I go to the gym.
I'm a very active person, so I like to be out and being very busy.
What do you like to do at the gym? Like, what do you like to work out?
Um, any and everything, I do leg dates twice a week, I do arms, I do back, um, here.
This guy right here loves to work out.
Really?
Yes.
That's good enough, but if I'm still up right now, you'd probably pass out.
I believe you.
You know, I believe you.
Yeah, I'm not gonna do it.
Um, what's your favorite food?
My favorite food.
I like mac and cheese.
You like chicken fingers too?
No, I just want mac and cheese.
Just little pizza.
Pizza? Chill.
What's like your favorite spot in Orlando?
There's a...
I actually don't know why I don't have a favorite spot in Orlando,
but it is in Tampa South.
This direction is a place called Hattie Burger.
This, Mac, Burger, and Dora like that.
Wait, Hattie?
Hattie Burger.
Hattie Burger.
You know what you guys you two should go to Hattie burger sometime
Nice to meet you
Oh
Definitely not always real definitely not real
I thought you was like are you real or fake?
You just said it
Oh
Have a good day guys
No, they rolled it, Katie. They rolled it.
We're not trolling, we're...
How you got?
Wait!
We're here.
Wait! Wait!
Well, you can't be waiting, or we'll...
I mean, I...
Wait, you're over 21 or not?
Wait!
We can't get away from him.
This, but this for real?
It's fake.
Are you over 21?
Yes, I'm over 21.
How old are you guys?
I'm 21!
Yeah
Your profile, but your guys profile say 26
Get on my nerve
Oh my god, can I get a speech on it y'all?
Wait, you guys, hold on, hold on, get on your nerve.
Are you over 21?
Wait, I'm like, I'm in a situation.
I'm like, I'm like a big fan of yours.
You like tell her, yeah, something like your hair color.
I like the style.
It's really nice.
Thank you.
Yeah, where'd you get it done at?
At my time.
At my time.
Like, at my time.
Thank you, thank you.
The reason I asked where you get it done
because I'll pay for the whole thing for the whole year
to make sure it stays like that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Yeah.
Wait, wait.
Are y'all on a screen?
Like, are y'all on a screen?
Yeah, we're on a screen right now.
We're not live right now.
Hey, what's up, chat?
What's up, chat?
I'm trying to get to know your friend.
Ah!
Yeah, come on.
Hello.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
She's cabin.
Oh, here you go.
There's a freak in the night who could control you.
Hey.
You look like Drake.
I don't know.
Hi.
Oh, are you?
Okay.
You think it's your boss?
What the heck is going on?
Is this Daniel?
Am I looking at?
You gotta stay.
That's crazy.
Wait, how come your screen's black?
That's me.
How come your screen's black?
Wait, is this real?
Yes.
Oh my god, wait, is this actually for real?
Yes.
If you could turn your camera on, it could be even realer.
Wait, no, this is fake.
Yeah, y'all are fake.
What do you mean it's fake?
Wait, wait, wait, just like, just like, wait, do a peace sign.
Oh my god!
What is going on?
I literally was watching all those TikToks today.
Oh, thank you.
Did you see the full video?
Wait, are you done with Streamer University Associates?
Yeah, we're done with Streamer University.
How old are you?
18.
Not that close.
So cool, man.
I'll show you something.
Are these women here yet?
Hello?
Hey.
No way on earth.
Oh my God.
What happened?
Okay, say, oh my God.
Hello?
What's happening?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, I'm dead.
Hello?
I, I, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to.
Mom!
I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to content.
Hello?
Mom!
Me?
Hello?
Put a pinky up.
Is this real?
Yeah!
Hello?
Oh, I'm good.
How's your day going?
Let's get it.
This is AI.
You are part of the broadcast.
Waking up.
My fucking humpy.
Wait, wait, wait, let's stop here, let's stop here.
OK, what's your name?
My name is Genesis.
Some people call me Genevieve.
Well, how old are you?
18.
Genesis?
Go back to Sega.
I hope you have a good day.
What is that? What is Sega? Sega Genesis?
I don't know what that is.
It's a union console.
Legs to me!
AHH!
Hello? Are you above 21?
Definitely not.
That's Legs you fucking people!
Don't be evil.
Legs? Legs me!
I don't know what that is.
That was mean.
Dude, this is better than IRL. I can just skip it.
This is great.
I feel bad for Janice this time.
Shock, we got 10 minutes.
Wait, y'all, do something like...
Hello?
Oh, I thought that we were going to see you in university.
What's your name?
What's your name?
My name?
Do you know what my name is?
Yeah, what's your name?
Do you know what my name is?
What's your name?
What's your age?
What's your age?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so young. Okay skip. Welcome. Hello. We already saw it. No. No. Holy shit. How old are you? Wait, time out.
Okay, I'm gonna turn it off. Why don't you turn the screenshot and shut your phone off? Yeah.
Hello, how you guys doing to you?
Hello mate.
You're lying.
This is, this is fake.
Are you guys over, uh...
Oh!
Ah!
Hi.
Did they skip?
They screamed and skipped.
They skipped the other one.
It's the other one.
It's the other one.
It's the other one.
You're not gonna be in a role with me in a role?
No.
Why?
Evan? Evan?
Evan.
Sorry.
Evan, are you above 21?
No.
Okay. Why does it say 26?
All right.
Yeah.
That's cool.
No.
No.
Oh, huh?
Oh my gosh, you're famous. You're famous. You're famous. You're famous. You're famous. You're famous. You're famous.
You're famous. You're famous.
Are you lying?
Hello?
I'm home.
Holy fuck.
What is it now?
Bro, how can you just lie about your age on this?
I'm not there.
I'm not there.
You want it?
Did you get eye for it?
No.
No.
Hey, are you are you over 21? Yeah, I'm 26. How are you? I like your tattoo and I like your accent. Where you from?
Thank you. You, that's my tattoo. Yeah, what is it? What is it? Um, it's just a rose and then it's a lotus on the back.
Well, how many do you have?
I'm looking at my friend by the way, just so y'all know.
He's a tattoo artist.
Yeah.
Maybe like 13?
You want 14?
I have like 13.
Oh, I want 14.
He's a tattoo artist.
He did my tattoos.
Look.
What's his name?
Yeah, he did all mine.
All right, all right.
I have 14th one with my name on it.
Oh, hell no.
What's your name?
Don't worry about it now. Why hell no
Didn't think like like you would like something you didn't like about me or something like that
He gets nervous around around girls he thinks are very pretty that's why I like
What you do
No, dude in strikes with famous you
Me not me not me not me not me not me not me we're definitely not famous. We got like 40 followers on you. He's famous
What do you think I do that make me famous I
Just feel like you're like wait. Can you say can you say do first you say dude?
Yeah, what do you think I do what do you think he does um well you already said
you're a tattoo artist but I just feel like you film content face-off
tattooing and what we're talking about the tattoo that don't do tattoos what do
you think I really why would you why would you lie try to impress you
because you're cute so what do you think I do thank you I'm flattered um I
Um, I think you're like a drug dealer or something.
Okay, what about me? What about me? What? I think you're his sidekick.
So he's a drug dealer? I'm his drug dealer sidekick. Are you from Tennessee or Texas?
I'm from Texas, yeah. Yeah, no, I had that third eye. How did you know that? You ever been to Terry Blacks?
Terry Blacks? Yeah, the barbecue place. Where is that at? And then when I used to, then when I
Where are you from? Probably what Dallas or something? Where are you from?
No, I'm not from Dallas. Oh, Paso.
Paso? You got good tacos out there.
Hey, yeah.
A good first date spot that I could take you to.
You're funny.
No, I'm gonna be honest. Not normally. No, I think he just,
I think y'all just have a connection to be honest.
I might have to get your email.
What's your favorite spot that I could take you to?
Um, I like eating sushi or hibaki.
Ooh, I like hibaki.
Okay.
You like hibaki?
What's your favorite kind of sushi?
Like, you like the a la carte?
Or do you like the rolls?
And what do you like?
Uh, I mean, it depends.
Me and my friend, we got to this one really nice spot.
And you didn't order it off the menu on it.
They bring like a big old platter with them and what not.
That's your kind of spot.
You got a boyfriend?
No.
Why'd you say um?
Because I don't have a man.
That's very sad, you know.
Oh, so she says she wants to go and shop?
Are you looking for someone?
I never thought I would find my man on a megal, you know, I mean we could pop in some of Lou Ray the Miller Lego
You like blue one or 4k
You said what my birthday like you like Lou Ray the 4k what would you rather watch the movie a 4k?
How much I'll tell you what he he's very old
He's like like think old-school gentlemen. That's this guy right here like what a lot of girls
should be looking for nowadays.
That's your mic man right there.
I'm 6'3", too.
Okay, hell yeah.
I don't like Tom, and I like Short King.
Well, stand up, Sean.
Hold on.
Let me show you a second.
He already lied.
No, look, look, look, look, look!
You like...
I don't like Liars.
I don't like Liars, though.
Alright, you want me to tell you a real big one?
How about this lie? I'm a virgin. It's not a lie. It's a lie. Wait, that's a truth. That's a truth.
I just made up for the lie by being that honest with you.
Nope. That's not how I worry.
Okay, how can I get redemption?
No redemption.
You lay out your mouth, fuck your shenanigans, take one shenanigans.
Type that! What's your name?
What do you want to know my name for it?
Because I want to redeem myself.
Oh, sorry
You just missed out on great just skip her
Bye, we have a good day. If you want to hit me up on Instagram, it's app. Don't add me
Okay, thank you
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh my God! He went!
Hello!
Hey guys, Dan.
Can we go back to the...
You can't go back, Sean.
You just lost her forever.
Lacy?
Did I fuck up?
Hello?
Can I take a picture?
I'm good. How's your day going?
Yeah, can we...
No.
I'm like she kind of I'm kind of mad. Her name was Janelle.
Oh the one that was from Texas? Yeah. Fuck. She was kind of cute.
Is that your type? I love it.
I'm gonna get her again.
We're not gonna get her again.
Shock.
She's gone forever.
Oh, you sold shock.
You said, here's my Instagram.
at me
that's right
are you yelling a fucking toaster?
little squeezer
abyssin
who's selfie?
who's fault?
wait wait wait wait wait
can i please get a photo before you escape please
yeah how are you doing
okay
5 seconds.
1, 4, 3, 4, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9,
10, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 21, probably 5, 10 minutes.
I'm just waiting for Drew to give me the okay.
It was kicking me out yesterday.
Hello Chuck.
They're all in the same room.
Wait, I swear to God.
Are you laughing at me?
$30 per picture.
Drew, you punk.
Drew.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's true.
It's true.
It's true.
Okay, let's say it's all...
Hi! Oh my God!
What happened?
What the heck?
What about that, ugly?
Is that Lazy?
Hi!
Oh my God!
Did your leg still hurt?
Yeah, it's still broken.
Not anymore.
Well, no, I mean, I can't...
No, yeah.
Still... still...
Oh my God! Wait, I gotta tell my friends that I saw you.
Okay.
Can you say...
Can you say, uh, hi, Genesis, you're the best?
Hi, Genesis, you're the best!
Genesis, was that the girl?
Oh my God!
Have a good one.
No, no, no, no.
That was not the girl from Texas.
Her name was Jenilee.
Jenilee.
Connection.
Jenilee.
Same people.
I miss that girl.
Hello, are you above 21?
Yes.
It's my friend, Jay Sharp.
How you doing?
Good how are you?
You like Spider-Man, huh?
Yes I do.
You see the new movie?
Yes I do.
I got tickets to the one right after it.
I got the hook up.
You wanna go see it?
Spider-Man 5
Oh where exactly do you live?
Where are you from?
I'm from New York.
Get the fuck out of here. What for? I'm from Long Island.
Long Island? I mean I live like upstate New York, but it's like an hour away from Long Island.
Cool, cool, cool. You ever been to like the city or Long Island, anywhere?
Uh, not in a while.
Okay. You like the statue?
That's his statue. He's a big Spider-Man guy too. That's his statue.
I see, I see. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Yeah, I'm about taller than him. Look.
Shot's good.
I'm taller?
I'm taller than him?
I'm 6'3".
6'3", okay. Then you're taller than me for sure.
Yeah, you're 6'3".
No, I'm not 6'3".
We fucked up the list. I'm on 5'2".
You're 5'2?
He's 5'2.
I'm 5'4.
He's got a big heart.
That's fine.
Are you more of a looks person or personality?
What are you looking for?
I like a more personality for sure.
Okay, well I feel like you've got a great personality.
I like your glasses too.
My glasses?
Yeah, are they blue light?
There was are they blue light?
No, they're actually prescription like I have a stigmatism. So like I can't really see I can't see shit either
I don't know how I dropped I
Got a touch look at the dress for me at night, but I can't see shit, but I can drive you around perfectly fine
Okay, sure. Yeah, if you got the car
No, if you got the car and have 20 20 vision you make it better trust me
What's like your favorite food what's my favorite food like you like pasta
tacos we like I like you know what the phoners are the stone is yeah there's
an English they're green plantings they're
Oh, you're a vegetarian.
Please don't.
No.
What do you sell, bro?
That's not a vegetable.
It's a type of food.
It's so stolen. You never had those?
No, never, never, never. Maybe I should.
Let me show you the photo.
So what do you do for like, fun or work? Like, are you off tonight?
Um, yeah, I just came from where the hell I'm from, so it's this.
Well, they're fire, they're at it.
It's pretty good.
It's really good. What ethnicity are you?
Um, Puerto Rican.
Puerto Rican.
Seems like a match.
You're not Puerto Rican. Are you sure you are?
I'm Italian, Greek, and Puerto Rican. Yeah, my grandpa was from Puerto Rico.
Hm, you got two ways on that.
Oh, so you like to make sure of all of them? Okay.
Yeah, well, um, um, I am Puerto Rican.
Are you going to present with a full Puerto Rican?
No, not a full Puerto Rican.
Okay.
You have a type at all?
No.
Okay.
Can I be your new type?
Why not?
Do you have Instagram?
Oh, I do have Instagram.
It's at JayShock.
At who?
J-S-H-O-C-K.
J-S-O.
Wait, say that again.
I'll show you.
I'll show you.
J-S-H-O-C-K.
What do I do here?
I'll show you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What do I do here?
Can you see that?
Oh, so you're famous.
No, not famous.
Okay, I got it.
I didn't even get your name.
Uh, my actual name is Jelisa, or JennySaf.
But on here it's Iris, so it's my little name.
Your real name is Jelisa?
That's a very pretty name.
You can call me Jay, call me Jerome, call me whatever you want, call me mine, it's up to you.
Oh yeah, did you DM me?
No, I just followed you. Do you want me to text something?
Yeah, I might miss the follow.
I don't want to say you're at out loud, but what do you think?
It's okay, it's not that pretty simple.
Because you showed it on stream so far.
Do you want to say what your ad is or no?
Not stream, like live stream, like on a, like a water stream.
Right, right, right.
Like I totally don't know who you are.
Who?
You.
Me?
Next to you.
That man?
I'm not stupid.
You know who both of us are or just him?
I just don't know him.
I've seen you on TikTok for sure.
And I've seen him on TikTok too.
So.
Nice to meet you.
Wait, but I don't have your ad.
I'm going to lose it.
I'm going to lose it.
I'm going to lose it.
to meet you. Wait, but I don't have your ad. He doesn't have your Instagram ad. I mean,
if you want to say it on stream so we can follow you, if not, I can mute the stream
if you don't want it to be public. That's fine. I don't really care. Okay. What is it?
Yo girl, I risk
Why oh or why oh?
Like yogurt
Spells like yogurt
So you live like out east or upstate?
Do I live where you live out of each New York or upstate New York?
I live upstate New York.
Like by Albany upstate?
Yes.
All right, I got it.
All right, well, I'm glad you guys are connected. It's nice to meet you Iris.
No, you listen.
You too.
I guess. See, she was nice, right?
Give me that.
Come on now.
Come on now, Shaka.
Shaka, come on, maybe.
All right.
Be careful, you're going to make a job.
You didn't see that?
That's why your nose looks so big.
What?
Can I hear it?
It's time, Shaka.
Are you ready?
It's time for a choclo-rat.
What about the final countdown?
Thomas!
Initiate risk mode on the ground
and I can drive you to shit!
That's it, go ahead!
Are you ready?
There are 20 girls here, 20 females here to compete for you.
Okay, they're here for you and they're not here for anything else besides wanting to get to know Jay shock
Okay, real talk. How close can I get to them?
So we should be seated
I'm going to see you. Let's do, let's do, here's what we do. First round, sitting at a table, and then the third round, instead of them sitting, put them on a couch. Just because, I don't, you know, I mean, like,
Wait, the first round is sitting on a couch?
The first round is sitting at a table, and then the third round, where we have the prompts on a couch.
We don't have a couch.
There we go.
We don't. We don't just have a couch.
We have couches downstairs.
Okay, we're gonna have to try and move it.
Moving a couch is not like an impossible task.
I don't know where I put my backpack.
What is he doing?
He's doing the lesson.
I'm trying to make the mic louder. I don't know why he's doing this.
Do you need the air?
No, I don't know. The mic just keeps going.
It was when I was going on a monkey.
Right.
Okay.
Shock.
I'm about to explain every single round to you right now.
Okay.
How do I look?
How do I smell?
Look great.
Well, I'm coming to give you a smell.
Great.
Do you want to go?
Do you want to, you want any of my colognes or you?
Good, good, good.
I don't know something.
Okay.
Oh, so the ones in there.
Got those.
Okay.
All right.
Well, those are my throwaway colognes.
Do you want a good cologne?
Because those are the ones I put in there for like, guess,
because I don't know. Don't you? Good. Okay. Um, okay. Shock.
Shit, man. I'm so on my girl. But we got a new girl. You got 20 new girls,
dude. 20 new girls. 20. You got 20. Okay. So I'm going to explain to you how this
works. Okay. First round, you will be sitting at a table. The girls, do you
want to be standing or sitting? That's the date, right? Yes. You'll be
standing or sitting. I'll sit sitting at a table. You will be
going on 20 speed dates, 20 speed dates with each girl you will
be going on a date with. Okay. So how it works is the whole time.
And you're gonna be watching from here. I'm gonna be watching
from the garage. So how are you gonna look at the show? We got
it all set up. Don't worry. We have hope for drew does drew
runs the whole production. Okay. Um, so what the fuck is
the thumbnail on your new YouTube video who the fuck is that son Mikey who is
What is that?
Oh, Mikey, please. Please change the thumbnail and make that J-Shop.
Dude, that looks like you're like twin brother or something.
Bro, who is that?
Is that Russell?
Wait, that's Russell.
What the hell are they naked already, that's quick.
I mean yeah, I put them pretty up that quick but that is not you.
Shoo-moo-man.
I can't, I mean, great.
Oh my God.
This is the AI?
What the fuck is that?
I mean, honestly it's not that bad actually, wait.
Wait, that's not that bad.
That's a good thumbnail.
It is Jay Shock, but it just looks like they add it back to him.
Who, uh, who, did they just like export the bod?
How did they do it that fast?
I got, I got people that do it around the clock.
Okay, wait, I'm going to explain around Jay Shock real quick.
Okay.
Round one speed date round.
Okay.
This round, I don't do much.
I just let you cook.
So you are going on 21 on one speed dates with each girl.
Okay.
It's like, it's, it's not a long though.
long though, it's like a minute to two minutes. Okay. So it's just like, get to know
them. Hi, what's your name? What do you do? What are your interests? Just a quick
little speedy to get you to know them, see if you have a connection. Okay. Yes.
Then, once they're done with the speedy on the first round, you are going to
tell them if they move on or not. Yes or no, if they move on or not. Okay.
Maximum. What is that? Maximum volume. We're hearing it. Okay. You're gonna
to tell them whether they move on or not to their base. Yes. You're going to say, you're
going to say, yes, you're moving on or no, I'm not interested. Okay. Now, look, Andy,
now round two, round two, I have all the girls come in, line up on the wall. We both
go in and I tell the girls, any girl who is not interested in
J-Shock, please leave now. So they are not interested in you,
they walk out of the room. Okay, then you're going to ask
them some questions down a line in a row. And you're going
to eliminate the girls that I guess are interested in me or
the one that I approved? Let's say there's 20 girls and you approve 15 of them and move them on.
You will have 15 girls lined up on the wall through you, okay? Here it is. And then I come out
with you and we ask them questions and they go down the line and answer the question. And then
you eliminate girls based off their answers until there's five girls left. And then with the five
girls you go on a one-on-one date for like five minutes but the twist is on your one-on-one date
you're going to have an air pod in and I'm going to be telling you what you have to say and do.
Yeah well when do they say no? When do they say like you say if you're not interested in
Dave's shock leave the room. That's round two. Okay another one let's say that I passed. Yes.
I'm ready. Oh my God, I just started.
Christ, it was really bad. Okay, hold on a second. I got to change the title real quick.
What am I going to do, Phil?
Chase shock.
Verse 20 girls.
Oh no.
All right, Shalki, ready?
Ready.
All right, Jason, do you want to go to the basic second?
Brom, second ingest, because the first...
Brom, second ingest, because the first ingest is on the backpack.
They wanted to, they're saying, take the jacket off.
You think so?
Where's one?
I don't know, I miss it.
Wait, do you have a new jacket?
Should be good.
I was just going to check.
Oh, I didn't keep it on.
I didn't keep it on.
I like the jacket a lot.
Right.
You ready, Shalk?
Yep.
So you're going to come down into the, into the, into the, into the laundry efforts,
right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Chat, garages.
Do you want to sit down here?
Should we do this one?
No, because all the girls are in the laundry and they call back because, you know,
they don't want to sit down here.
Chat garages
Can you turn it on?
Can you do this one?
No, because all the girls are in the laundry and they call back
Because last time there was no wifi at their number
There's twenty girls down there
There's an 18 right now
Two decided to just stop answering
And said they're coming late
They said
Don't leave me alone
Well, you said they're going to show up at a little bit, so
They get here in time, they get here in time, they're not
They're going to stop dying
I need you to be yourself out there, I need you to love me, because what if you do not
So ask him straight up!
So ask him straight up!
If you're feeling that much,
you don't want to say,
hey, gotta ask.
You here for me or you here for the cloud?
Say it!
Fuck him!
Okay.
Go ahead, Dad.
If you want to ask every move,
I'll do it for you.
Okay.
Yeah, and then you got to go all the way down the hallway to the garage
No, that's a cleaner, bro
No someone said Jason was hungry
I think we're after for not already um just take your time is fine or I can go sit on
the other engine man you're on your own in the first and third shot you're on your own
I'll be in your ear though.
How many are you feeling there?
Are there only three?
What are you laughing at?
Is this for the contestants?
The contestants?
I'm just going to go sit down here.
Okay.
The contestants.
I'm just going to sit down here.
I'm just gonna go sit here.
Check and I'll see.
Brums, wait, I should be able to see you, right?
Ew, stop saying ew, bro. Why is it so delayed on here?
Chats, it's a little scuffed. We're in the fucking garage. I'm not gonna lie, we're in the garage.
But,
um,
it's so we have Wi-Fi, because remember last time it was lagging a little bit, now we can use the TVU in here.
It should be should be fine should be perfectly fine. You can all stop saying ill bro. Fuck you all
Bro chill with the hard-eyed guys chill with the hard-eyed
The green screens a little scuffed in my opinion, but we'll see we'll see those are lacy lacy new lacy
ingest
Okay, I get a water chatter we hear
What? What is it?
Nissan.
Nissan? Dude, why does my nose look so big today?
You leaked Ron's GT3 RS color.
He just dropped an entire YouTube video with the car.
What do you mean I leaked the color?
I don't know where my child arena is, this is insane, this whole thing is crazy.
The production?
Yeah, but this event, my 21, I've never done anything like this.
Hey, you're going to have fun there.
I can't see you guys.
I don't know how to get y'all from one monitor to the other, fuck.
I'm fully lagged out.
Yes, but I don't think you guys understand I can't see the fucking screen
How do I see the screen?
Stop saying holy nose, bro
I don't know.
What are you thinking, friend?
I'm not explaining what I'm trying to say.
This chat just thinks they know everything, bro.
I'm the captain!
Alright, shall we start?
We're just waiting for Drew and Russell to set this up.
Dude, I haven't literally not had my leg elevated all day at all.
It's okay.
Is my nose that blue?
Can you smell us through the screen?
I'm taking my fucking brace off.
I don't know if it hurts too bad.
Is it dumb to take my brace off?
Is it dumb to take my brace off, Chad?
All right, what is your viewing?
Shocker, are you fucking ready, bro?
Are you ready, dude?
I'm listening.
I want you to go in there and I want you to just be yourself. I want you to listen. Here's what I'm going to tell you, okay?
These girls, they're here for you. They're not here for Jay shock. They're not here for cloud. They're here for you as a person. Okay?
Okay, you got a lock in dude a lot wrong you got a lock in
This is what I'm doing it. Yes. Well, I don't I don't know what jurors doing I text nobody's
What are you nervous Shadi all have any advice for J-Shock yes or no
Has anybody in the chat have any advice for him?
I'm not gonna know what to think.
I'm gonna see this monitor so I can get the chat arena open.
This monitor is hanging in the front.
Where the fuck is the chat arena?
Yeah, that monitor is not even plugged in the walk-off.
So what monitor is chat arena on?
I don't know, let's open it up.
Oh my god.
What?
It's on the fucking back-back.
Ah, okay, okay, hold on, you ready?
Is it there right now? No. Is it there right now? Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, drive your mouse
Whoa, get a little more to your right. One more to your right. Now up a little. Come on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not a little. Now a little.
Okay, now more to the right.
Right, right, right, right, right, right, okay now click and drag to your left.
Bang!
Okay.
Jack, is that right good?
You can have a chat on the backpack.
You know what?
It's a bug.
A lot going on.
Okay.
Shocker, are you ready, bro?
Is it ready, Drew?
They're like, oh, that's your phone.
Yeah, it should all be ready.
Can you film me?
He's gonna be out there.
Yeah, in Russell the other two to tell you
Yeah, he's nervous
No, it's chair table chairs
Okay
Shock your nervous
Dude, you're a good-looking guy. I'm not a great person. I don't want to I don't want to pick
You know, I don't want to pick the wrong person
Dude, well then, well then, how long do you think it's gonna be?
Do I have to make it a certain length?
Chad, how long would y'all say these are?
I mean the last one was so few, it was like two hours.
It was four hours.
Four?
Yeah.
And he mesmerized me.
I mean these are about, am I fucking stupid?
They're like two hours.
I'd say I'd do it.
Very, very wrong.
Am I dumb?
Jeff, to connect the AirPods, it says,
double tap the front of the charging case.
But there's no button.
What if I lock every one of them?
Then you move them all on.
Shit.
OK, give me, like, three to four questions
I should ask on the first round.
Like, good icebreaker questions.
Like, general ones, what's your name?
Where are you from, what do you do for work?
And what do you like to do for fun?
From now, oh, now it's that.
No?
No, okay.
I think, I don't think, I think you should go out there alive.
Oh, when you start talking to a girl,
the conversation flows, you're shocked.
It's a big shock.
It always flows, just be you, dude, just be you.
So they're gonna come in one month, one and a half.
Yeah, just give them compliments, you know?
One thing about you, Jayshaw, that I've realized and that the chat has realized too, you have very unique compliments.
Hell yeah. I can like their fucking deodorant.
Exactly. Exactly. Russell, do you know how to get these airpods to connect?
It says double tap the front of the charging case, but there's no button on the airpods.
Close it. Close it. No try.
But there's no button.
There it is. Look, it's there.
Does it have to connect to my phone or you have a separate pair?
It does need to connect to your phone. Why would Drew connect it to mine?
Let me see your phone, Chuck.
I think we're going to Drew's phone.
Now Drew's going to bitch and complain because he doesn't have his phone.
Yeah, and I will tap the front.
Never seen airpods like this, bro.
Stupidest invention ever.
Why would they get rid of the button?
Two or twice in succession.
Tap hard.
So I'm going to slam my airpods on the desk
to get it to work.
I hope I break his piece me to fuck off
Wait, wait, what's up?
For a day
Okay, all right
You don't need the AirPods this round though actually no you're on your own this round. I got you
Chad, he should be fully on his own round one, right?
Of course.
You want to be on your own fish?
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm going to be.
You're sure you don't want me helping you out a little bit?
Yeah, you're going to be like, holy shit, I've got to killin' it.
You're going to be like, holy shit.
Okay.
Okay.
What is it?
You want a fish?
That's it.
That's all the truth is it put me in.
Okay, so let me just triple check.
I do date react or react?
Reactive neural react.
You want to switch to green screen now?
Yeah.
Just with the low-flying one, just a black screen.
Okay, that's okay.
And meeting home.
You know how to do it?
Let me know when to switch in, yes.
You're already on there, Jess.
No, but we're going to go IRL.
It's all on its trust.
It is?
I promise.
So how are you going to...
It's all on your camera, man.
Later.
And must we trust?
Looks good, Chad.
Chad, is this good?
I would.
Bottom right?
No, why would I even have the bottom right?
Okay, up there. Yeah, I see going this outside. I was just on the soft side
Okay shock get out there bro
No, Russell is
Local I didn't test the audio, but it should be good
Just after you set up your airpods
He's in the new drum, okay
Not yet?
Not yet.
Next round.
Godspeed.
Is he nervous?
What do you mean, shooting 50%?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
No.
Wait, J. Shock, can you just go down and talk?
Can you just go sit down and talk?
I just want to make sure it all sounds good before we start.
What does that mean, shooting 50%?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Wait, J. Shock, can you just go down and talk?
Can you just go down and talk? I just want to make sure it all sounds good before we start.
What does that mean? Should we 50%?
Check.
Check.
Check, can y'all hear me good? Yes?
I don't have a lot of talk, I can't see the chat, alright.
If there's anything wrong you gotta tell me, I can't, I don't have wifi and I can't read the chat.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I hear Russell, over the channel, left side.
Yeah, and then Q zoom it in. Hold down control.
Yeah, there we are, right, let's see.
I'm kind of in J-Shock's way though.
Chad, is audio good?
Tell J-Shock we can hear him by the way, Russell.
They're saying no audio.
I didn't add it on this one, that's why.
Sorry.
It's because I didn't have the second camera, so I couldn't.
Yes.
Tell them we can hear them.
Russell, tell them we can hear them.
No, they should be able to hear.
They can't.
No, J-Shock Audio.
It's really bright they're saying
Too bright we mean too bright
We did this this the same exact
They don't have any audio somehow
They can hear me drew
I know, I know, I know.
Oh, I know, I love it.
Chat, now?
Should we get down?
I guess I'll break the deal.
Am I tripping?
Is this on the list?
It does not look great to me, but I mean,
if it looks, if the chat is saying it's too very...
They're saying now it's good.
No one... nothing changed.
No, no, no.
Audio is good.
Audio is good.
Audio is good.
Well, I don't think if she should be asking me questions
or I should be asking them.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not going to hold weight on them all.
He's so nervous.
He's so nervous, Chat.
He's so nervous.
Q. If anything is too dark...
K. Yes, I don't know what's that saying.
Now they're saying there's echo.
Q. That way?
Everyone's probably saying I'm a little nervous.
Q. No, it's fine.
I'm not.
I'm excited.
There's no echoes.
Is that a fidget spinner or something?
I'm not playing a play on a play.
There's no...
How about...
I need a bit of water in there.
Are you actually...
Is there echo when it's like this, or no?
Sorry, Chad. I didn't have the second hand.
They're saying it's good now.
What is he eating?
What does he have?
Oh, this is a nice...
It's good? Everything's good.
That's good. Okay.
Okay. No, I... All right.
Okay.
The only echo could be the basement.
No, no, no. They're saying J-Shock Echo, not me.
No, the basement.
Oh, okay.
All right, it's fine. It's fine. We're good. Okay.
Tell Russell... Do we have any contact to Russell?
Let's see if I get some text in here.
Just tell him that, like, we're ready.
All right, we got Love is in the Ear, another episode, Jay Shock Edition.
Oh my God, he has a stress ball.
You want to hear me?
It's fine. Oh, he got a green screen.
Where is he? 99 right there.
I just didn't want to have your thoughts on this one because you can't hear as well. Psychiatry is something to have.
Let's just give them the ball when they get here.
You're a good man.
All right, Chad, we're going to start.
Just in case.
Just put that one in and you already can come to your phone.
Put it in?
Yeah.
Like right now?
Yeah.
I'm not going to be able to hear them.
I have to be able to hear them.
I got to be able to hear them this round.
That's what I just told you.
This round here.
Let me get to know all of them first.
Oh, he's taking it so serious.
Oh, Jack, this is better be a bunch of like, straight fucking...
Oh, Jack, he's not for the...
Not putting my camera in the middle bottom.
He's scared as fuck. I'm not. I'm just like, I want to, like, go.
I'm like, I'm at the birth that hates waiting.
Okay, tell us like we're into it.
Even yesterday when I was in the Sophie Rain thing.
Tell him we're starting.
No, I'm ready to go.
No, we're good.
Dude, if any of you girls like the Eagles,
I'm flipping the table.
Decker with the sub.
Thank you so much.
Piver and Nola Henshey.
Should I give all of them a Nola Henshey?
Chad, this first round, remember,
There might be some awkward moments, there might be some...
It might get interesting, bro.
Are you calling? Or are you not doing your part?
You're not doing your part.
Wait a second, I hear a lot of commotion out there.
Are you sure there's not 50 females out there?
Just 20 of them.
The huzzas legit.
Just 20.
Make a huzz out here.
It's huzz o'clock.
It's not in the hallway.
I think the second they will walk out and I see him.
Should we activate Rizmo now?
I think I'm going to activate Rizmo when she comes out.
The second, only the first female, I'm going to activate Rizzo clock.
When I see her, shake her hand, activate Rizmo.
I'm just saying, I'm going to reject the entire night.
But it needs to be activated once I see the female.
Maybe I should just pass out before I get here.
I feel like we're going to get so baddies, bro.
Talking nickel and four-penny action.
Do we start?
What is a nickel and four-penny's equal shot?
9 cents.
I think we're going to go all the way from the point.
Yeah, we might get lucky tonight.
We might get lucky tonight.
I got that hotel room.
Who knows?
Who knows, Jarvis?
Someone might be wearing this watch tonight.
Who knows?
There's no way.
I'll be breaking someone's neck tonight.
Who knows?
No idea.
Breaking somebody's back.
Nobody knows.
I mean, someone in that Fiji water.
Nobody knows.
Yes, we do.
Smart water.
I'm not sure. I don't know what's going on. I'm back here. I can't walk out and make the girls go out.
They probably watching the stream. I'm curious if any of you girls actually know about me.
You know what I'm saying? What type of questions do I ask?
All right, Russell said sending first one in.
Oh my God, he's so nervous.
Yes, yes, what a guy.
You got this.
And you just focus up and lock in.
OK, Chad.
They're coming now.
Oh my God.
What's he doing?
There's no way he pulls out the Jarvis Activator's mode, there's no way he alts off the rip.
Come on in. I don't bite, come on in.
Jarvis Activator's mode. How are you?
Nice to meet you.
Hi, I'm Jada.
Jada? I'm Jada, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Are you from my life?
I'm not.
Where are you from?
I'm from Georgia.
Georgia? How'd you get out here?
Jason McJanes, singer and actress.
For real? How long have you been doing that for?
I've been doing that.
I've been acting like my whole life, I started in theater and I'm in film and in music I started like for years.
I've been in music too. I've produced yeah.
Oh you've produced beats and stuff?
Yeah I've produced my own music but it's fun.
That's like what I really like to do, like I do food content when I really started with like music.
What kind of music?
I do melodic hip hop.
Hip hip rap?
I mean...
Did you lay down a couple bars right okay?
We had a speed date we do it real real fast real quick real slick
What would you say?
I'm not I'm a songwriter. I don't freestyle but
I had to say something on the beat. I don't know if it could be sweet
But I'm gonna try my best until you tell me to let it rest and then maybe we'll see
Okay, you bet you're out the next round take it around three rust
What do you like to do for fun with shy music and stuff like that, you like to go out to eat, travel?
I love to travel. And I have a dog so I like to just hang out with my pup and the child when I go hiking and stuff.
What kind of dog are you?
You just dab her up.
So I came for some.
What was that? Did you just snap when I hit you up?
That was the Atlanta, oh wait no, it was like this.
Then you lock, pull out, snap.
Oh my god. I like that. I like the swimming, I like that.
Straight from the A to L.A.
All right, be good.
Kater, right?
Oh my god.
Kater don't play that shit.
Holy hell.
Okay, shock.
One for one.
One for one.
I don't like the Scattered Tattoos.
Not the side of Danger.
Any girl with Scattered Tattoos?
Dangerous.
All right Russell, you can send the next girl in.
Send the next girl in.
Tate? Tate of the past.
There's no way he's stuck on the first call already.
Wait, Drew! Drew!
He's calling for you for some reason.
Yes.
Drew!
Am I supposed to tell him yes or no off the bat like that?
Yes, he is.
She was not off the bat like at the end of their speed bait.
Well, so at the end of their speed bait, he tells him to come back.
He's so bad!
He needs the air pod.
I know he needs the air pod, but he has hearing aids, so he can't see them.
I feel like that was pretty clean, that was calm.
It's just natural.
Should I make them ask more?
Wait Russell, can you hear me?
He's never saying no to anyone.
A lock, a lock.
Russell, can you hear me Russell?
Yeah.
Is there any way to make it so that it's faster between girls?
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
You can tell them I have to be in a view.
That was quick.
Put a speaker in there.
I'm not putting a speaker in there, Jack.
I got my pictures down in Josh, huh?
Try that shit.
I got my phone here.
What is that?
Okay, second girl's on her way in.
I heard about chaps.
Hey!
What is he doing?
Hi, how are you?
I'm great, how are you?
I'm writing some snacks.
The damn snacks out there.
No.
Did you actually?
Yeah.
What's your name?
Emma.
Emma?
It's so nice to meet you.
I like your jacket.
How did you know?
How did I know what?
You're like, like my food.
I was eating so many of the cheese, so I was like, I'm sorry.
Yeah, we're going to do a little crew on the rest of the trip.
You know, it'd be fun if we have like a bamboo-zoo with a rubber.
Oh no.
Matt, have you ever done that?
I have.
What are you doing?
I heard that, like a lot of people like the toe flavor though.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Oh, you too?
Okay.
You didn't freak you in it.
Here, where you from?
I'm from Florida.
I live in New York, Long Island, but I have a place for it.
Where in Long Island?
I'll tell you upstream.
If we go to there.
Okay.
But what do you do for work?
I do Snapchat and then I'm finishing my last class Organic Chemistry for Health Sciences
A.
I just keep daping him on.
You're going to do chemistry?
Organic Chemistry.
chemistry organic chemistry it's about like it's just like health stuff it's
like the last class that you take before you take the MCAT to medical school what
would you like to do for fun? I like going to the gym do you like going to the
gym? I like painting okay I love going to the beach but I like traveling can you
pay me? I'm not that great at painting it's just
something that I like to do.
But I could try.
I suck at painting.
Yeah.
Like that place, Muse, where you get like,
like wine and cheese and you paint,
like whatever they tell you to paint.
I don't think I could drink if I was painting.
I feel like it would turn out terrible.
Yeah, it would.
I don't drink at all.
So it's gonna be bad either way.
That's great.
Well, that's cool.
Do you have any pets?
Like, you like animals?
I do.
I have two kitty cats.
Kitty cats?
Allergic.
Good question.
I can give her one.
It's a cat.
Russ, I'm allergic to cats.
That kind of sucks.
I like the snacks, I'm allergic to cats.
Alright, we're going to pass you.
I want to get to know you a little bit more.
I like your style, I like your fit.
You have a mini mouse out here.
Okay, well, alright.
What are you going to wear in the bottom of my pocket?
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
I mean, Disney's magical, so...
It could be magical, you know.
Thank you. I like that.
All right, well, you're on to the next round.
All right.
See you.
All right, bye.
See you.
Fuck.
He's going to pass all 20.
Get these snacks.
Oh, fuck out of here.
What is he mad for?
Rush.
Yeah.
I love you.
What is he mad for?
Okay, I gotta pick that up.
Wes, thank you for the five gifted.
What is he doing? Is he stealing the snacks?
What is he? He's stuffed out.
Russ, you're the snack. How are you doing?
Oh my God, you have so many things to do.
I'm not looking here. I like your outfit.
And your glasses match. That's cool.
You like it? Yeah.
Where are you from?
I'm from New York, but I live in LA.
LA. For real? What part of New York? I'm from Queens. Where are you from? Long Island. Oh, you're from Long Island? I'm from, like, Nassau County area. I used to live in Hampstead. Really? Yeah, I was like, let me actually admit that. Are you, like, by a story at all in Queens, or where are you from? Yeah, like, from St. Louis. Oh, shit, you know what a good food that is. Yeah, we were in Long Island. I can't say no, it's strange. I'll tell you all strange. Okay. What's up with all these tattoos? You got a little story to tell here. I like cuties and broodies. What? So I got a bunch of, like, fruit cut in half and then root. What? I got a bunch of, like, fruit cut in half and then root. What? I got a bunch of, like, fruit cut in half and then root. What? I got a bunch of,
Mm-hmm.
Oh my God, is this from Rola?
I had so much.
Rola.
I'm kidding.
Thank you.
What is it, either?
The Milwaukee glasses?
Oh, yeah.
I am literally still wearing my work clothes.
These are like my top glasses.
Is this Russian dealer?
I came straight from work?
I came straight from work.
What do you do?
I work in fabrication.
I build stuff.
I've got paint all over me.
Oh, okay.
Oh my God.
I build.
Are you like a...
I'm a hard working girl.
You get your nails dirty.
You get your nails dirty.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Oh my god, actually I wasn't waiting for that question.
I've never liked it.
Stand up.
Throw the jackey, Jackie.
I like to do many tattoos.
I might have to stand on the table.
I mean, what on it?
So I have a lot of tattoos.
I have a lot of tattoos.
Jesus.
Oh my god.
My legs.
They have like a lot of hello kiddies.
God almighty.
I know, right?
I like tattoos, but you got a lot.
I know.
I have so many.
You think I should get one?
Yeah.
Where should I get it?
Where should I get it?
You should get my name right on your chest.
Your name?
I'm just kidding.
You didn't even tell me your name.
Oh, yeah, it's Jackie.
Oh, she wanted a crazy one, Shara.
Jay.
Hi, Jay.
We both have Jay with us.
It was your name?
Yes.
He tapped me up.
I'm not going to look at you.
What are you doing out in LA?
You live here full-time?
Yeah, I live here full-time.
OK.
What do you like to do for fun?
I make music for fun.
Everyone out here making music right now.
I mean, I've been doing this for a long time.
I like driving cars really fast.
I think he likes her.
Dangerous.
I'm building stuff.
No, no, you've got to be safe when you do it.
You're dangerous.
You got speed racer goggles on here.
Speed racer goggles.
I like cooking and hiking.
What do you like to cook?
I'm really good at baking.
And I like making crepes.
So good.
Are you good at cooking?
I could cook.
I could make you pasta.
I'll make you make me pasta.
Taco, whatever you want.
Aw, you're so sweet.
But we'll say.
He's got to decide if he wants to pass or move on.
That's too big on the tattoos.
Oh, yeah.
You're very beautiful, but the tattoos don't.
You have to decide if you want her to pass.
Jackie, you're going to see her ma'am, I'm sorry.
I'm too out of the handful.
You might kill me.
I'm sorry.
He's a fool.
He's a fool, but hey, thank you.
I'm going to go find her.
Thank you so much.
You're good.
Look at his face.
When we were selling you about scattered tattoos,
So she had a Mona Lisa and Pablo Picasso on each arm.
Unbelievable.
What the fuck is a Pablo Picasso?
You know what really says?
They like to hide in the right here.
I don't know what you're looking at right here.
I don't know what you're looking at right here.
Grace and the next girl in the bar.
I don't want to get here like a freaking four.
Let's see what's up.
Travis, we're lower down, we're in mode number three.
Is he lowering down Rizmo?
Hello.
Hi.
I love your outfit.
Thank you.
I can't really see.
Okay, now, wow.
What's your name?
Anna.
Anna?
What do you do, Anna?
Who do I do?
Social media.
Russell.
Okay.
Is this a fucking date for Russell?
Yeah.
Like that?
Yeah.
Show me.
Show you.
You have your phone?
I don't actually.
Okay.
What, uh, you live out here?
Yeah.
You go to school too or you just do that full time?
Um, I do it online, yeah.
You go to school online?
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you try to become?
So I was trying to become a doctor, but I just moved more now, so don't do it.
Like a doctor doctor?
Yeah.
What kind of doctor?
Just like a general doctor.
You think you can take care of me?
For sure.
Yeah.
Yeah?
In what way?
Like how would you make me feel better on a bad day?
I like, you know, snacks, I like movies, I like video games, like, is that your vibe?
Yeah.
What kind of music you like?
I like R&B.
Oh my gosh, she's so boring.
Really everything.
She's so boring.
You, um, you ever been in New York?
I haven't.
Really?
Yeah.
You lived down here your whole life?
No.
I'm from Georgia.
Oh, I didn't even ask you, okay.
Yeah.
It's like a person from Georgia.
What's it like out there?
whether, like, what's the vibe like?
It's like talking to a fucking wall.
Hold on, let me see one quick.
What do you mean from Georgia?
Cause she, the first girl did something like,
it's a specific thing though.
Sorry.
But um, Russ, now or later.
It's whatever he wants too.
What'd you think about us?
What do you mean?
Like you feel a connection, you know,
for the stars.
Yeah, what's my name?
What?
Next I love you, but I'm sorry. Oh my god
Pass pass. Oh my god. No. No. No like he's good. Yes. Yes, or no. I'm sorry. I love you
I'm not gonna blame him. She was trying to spy
Yo, shadow muggle ever like if he's sitting there trying to have a conversation. She's just happy
Yeah
So you got to tell me, you know what I'm saying?
I got to get like, I got to get some intel, you know what I'm saying?
I agree, shut up, I agree.
Let me see what you're saying.
I got to get a water too.
I think I see water.
May I see, can you get me a water?
Perhaps.
Russell, can you have Luke get me Angie Shackle water please?
When you these headphones in bite your like hey she was cute man one of the cutest
I haven't she was anything weird boring as fuck do this
she's like a bouncy ball to you or is it just me
okay
oh my god are you the love of my life you might be I mean you're freaking
That's the fashion. Amazing. Really? That's like my biggest thing. I like girls with sense of fashion.
I like yours. Thank you so much. You can dress each other up.
Heck yeah. You like drifting and all that stuff?
I like thrusting. I like buying online. I like it all.
You're very amazing. What's your name? I'm Mickey. Mickey.
Mickey and short for Mickey Mouse. That's what I'm talking about.
Are you for real? Yeah, for real. I gotta tell you that version of it because that's crazy.
Oh yeah? Yeah, where are you from? Why don't you for Payville?
I'm familiar. You're, oh my, you're, I could feel aura from you.
order from you and you got some tattoos yeah I do I just got my sleeve but I'm
covering it because it's like all what do you have on your hair and just have
like a little punk rock miss fit like post Malone vibes yeah like post Malone
yeah I do name what song exactly yeah thank you wait what's your name you tell
me you call me Jen Jack call me yours yeah we like to eat I like all kinds of
I like Asian food a lot though.
And Italian.
Pass!
Wooo!
Oh my God!
What's your ethnicity?
I'm Asian and white.
So you're like, Asian, right?
I'm Asian.
Is that the correct term?
That is.
He's fucking with it.
You've never seen those before.
It's meant to be.
I'm stuck with Asians.
Really?
What kind of Asian?
So I'm Filipino and Indonesian.
I'm gonna flip the fucking table.
Wait, why?
What are you?
That's my thing!
That's what I'm gonna do!
That's your thing?
Yes.
Can you guess what I am?
I actually can't wait. I kind of like them together
Russell I mean we might have to get a separate room. Yeah, you're like the on pass
That might be the winner, bro.
He likes our love.
That might be the winner.
I'm gonna sing us some Post Malone tonight.
Yo, he actually does not care as long as the girl is down
to come do his hoax telling him that.
He does not care.
I'm gonna come for me.
A paranoid man makes paranoid friends.
I do what I can, what is out of my head.
Struggle it just to find my peace.
That girl was a fucking night.
Next!
He said the next girl in.
Chad.
He's not as nervous anymore.
Chad, he's warming up.
He's warming up now.
Pfft.
Holy shit.
Brickstump's singing paranoid.
Oh my God.
Legitarily.
Hey, ladies, look at me.
Oh, it's your fucking knee.
God almighty.
With the flip flops.
Why do you say God Almighty for?
I love the stuff, love.
I see you on YouTube, that's why.
I said, especially on YouTube.
Thank you.
What's your name?
Elia.
Elia, you sure are amazing.
I'm tight for a shirt, yeah.
What are you wearing?
It's like heavy uniform.
OK, you have some nice teeth.
Thank you.
You got a grill?
No, I have braces.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
Are you over 21?
Yeah.
What was it?
We have braces.
I'm dead.
You're funny.
I don't know.
I had my teeth the whole time.
It was just my bottom teeth, like,
I'm dissenting because I have like I have fake teeth. I went through all like
They're not real
But like I like the basic a cute. Yeah, I wanted to I wanted to give in here
So I just want to like see if I can fix it myself before I do
Yeah, what do you think I am?
I don't want to say the wrong thing but you're definitely with Tina, right? Yeah
I
Don't want to say the wrong thing. Why did you say something? I don't know. Um, what do you guess?
Not Dominican.
She's got a mouse for me.
You're not Mexican.
Are you?
Mexican.
Not my second guess, see?
What do you think I am?
Stop that!
No!
Tell me, what am I?
I don't know.
Come on.
Oh my God, where's my activate?
It is.
No, it's not.
Wait, let me see.
For real?
For real?
I don't really feel anything.
So you don't know what I am?
What am I?
Are you Hispanic or not?
Are you?
I could guess like Puerto Rican, wait did I guess right, oh my god.
Do you speak Spanish?
Yeah, I'm Italian, Greek or Puerto Rican.
Do you speak Spanish?
Oh, nice.
Oh, thank you.
But what do you like to do for fun?
What do you do for work?
I do concert for work.
I like to hang out with my friends, like with my family.
Okay.
Do you drink?
No, I'm not drinking.
I'm locked in.
Oh, that's nice.
I try to focus on good connections like this one, you know.
Oh, yeah.
And I like to do food content, like game ball stream.
Yeah, I switch up a little bit before I came here.
Okay.
What's your vibe?
Honestly, good things.
You seem like a nice guy, honestly.
I don't want anything bad to see.
You're a pass.
I'm in the next round.
Okay.
Wait, what did you say?
I'm a pass.
You're a pass.
You're a pass.
gone you know you you're in yes or no yes okay okay I'll see you okay all right
you have water please it's so obvious why don't they just say yeah control
yourself Jarvis. Minimize thirst by three.
I'm too thirsty right now.
What?
Stop it. Bring down the levels a little bit Jarvis.
You're getting freaked up and it's not okay.
Calm the fuck down.
He just told Jarvis he's bricked up.
I feel like we're on a Netflix documentary or something.
My god, wait a minute.
Gweeds with the 12 gifted. Thank you. Gweeds. I haven't seen Gweeds in a minute
Where's he sure? Where's he going?
Look I forgot my bed. All right, send him the next one
I love your hair.
Oh, thank you.
My name is Kier Misu.
Kier Misu?
Kier Misu.
Yeah, like my Kier Misu.
So you're sweet.
Are you from here?
I'm from China, but I live here now.
Really? I love Asian food so much.
Asian food?
Can you cook?
I can cook.
I cannot guarantee it's going to taste good though,
No, but like, I can try.
I can try, yeah.
I can play chat, yeah.
What do you like to do?
Me?
I like to play video games.
I like to spend time with my family.
Sorry, I'm pretty boring.
I like to spend time with my friends.
No, you're not.
You're boring!
You might have made the Matrix.
I don't even know about it yet.
What kind of video games?
I like to play League of Legends, Valorant.
Oh, you play them?
Yeah, yeah.
I thought you said you make them.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh my gosh, no, I don't make them.
I'm still like...
I'm like not smart enough to make them.
No, I'm still like...
No, I don't I'm like not smart enough to make no, I feel like
About yourself. No, you're cool. Um, you're like you're gonna like
I have been to like I actually just started going to conventions this year because like I get like really nervous outside
Especially there's like a lot of people I feel like okay
So like you know how like in code everybody was like in lockdown here
I literally stayed indoors for like three years after that
Yeah, it really affected me, so then I just didn't go, sorry, it's working.
What about you?
I feel better now, yeah.
What if we were on stream together and I wanted to take you to a restaurant?
Like, would you be able to do that?
Um, I would definitely try.
I get a lot of people around me, like, I'm not trying to even brag,
but I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable.
Yeah.
But we would do stuff off camera.
Okay.
You know, like, I wouldn't make you feel any pressure.
Because that's a lot.
Okay, yeah.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Did you go to school?
Um, so I was homeschooled throughout high school and stuff.
I did some college.
I didn't get to finish it, unfortunately.
I hope I could go back though at some point.
You died in there different every month?
I think he moves around every month.
Can't he move around?
I was really excited.
It's supposed to be blue, but you can't die.
It's kind of green if you want to.
I know.
It's like, well, what is it remind you of?
Like the color.
Emerald green.
Emerald green?
My favorite color.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I like your left.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Russell, cut it.
Russell, that's beyond.
That's OK.
Bye.
You're on the next round.
Yes or no?
Yes.
OK.
Pass me the plate over here.
OK.
Yes, beyond, yes.
Beyond?
Yes.
She was cool.
Oh, man.
I got to give a girl one of these snacks.
She'll not read that, I'm not gonna read that.
You just said her boobs are bigger than his head.
You're insane, bro.
You got the creativity, bro.
He's accepting everything. What are you talking about, bro?
She's pretty. She's nice.
And she's Asian.
We love Asian, bro.
Like Asian women.
Hey, brother's got a tongue.
She's definitely a snack.
Oh, I wouldn't say.
We'll take a look at that.
How about I think you frickin' ant out on a day and walk car?
I just know someone in the chat's gonna say something.
Freaking slap the chap off your lips.
He's an unhealed.
He's always so mean.
Send him to the next group.
Oh my God.
Are you a hugger?
What's up?
Do you hug?
Yeah, I do.
What's fucking hug?
And you're like the perfect type of hugger.
Later, mini-shot?
I'm fine.
Oh my god.
You might win the whole thing already.
What's your name?
I'm Cash.
Cash?
Yes, cash like cash money.
T-E-S-S?
No, cash like C-E-S-S.
Oh, cash.
I'm good.
P-E-S-S-S.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I love your necklace.
I love your outfit.
Thank you.
Where is this outfit from?
Girl, I just went from hand.
What's going on with the duct tape?
Oh my gosh, this?
I just got my blood drawn today because I'm looking for my dad.
Really?
I think I found my daddy already though.
Russell, can we cut the commercial please?
What do you do for fun?
Hang out with you.
Okay.
What do you actually do for work?
What do you do?
I'm a content creator.
Like, Snapchat kind of thing?
Yeah.
Professional Thirst Trap artists.
Professional Thirst Trap.
Thirst Trap artists.
My hearing is terrible.
OK, well, you definitely got the trap on.
You like music?
Yeah, of course.
All types of music.
I love EDM, rock, and music.
Visual?
Stop.
Hell yeah.
Post Malone?
Of course.
Even Post Malone's country era.
I'm all about it, honestly.
make me that release on release on release on release you have a real
Show me your secret music.
Okay.
Listen.
Show me your secret music.
Oh, I like that. The synth is really nice.
You know about the synth?
Hell yeah.
Did you like it? Like the voice?
Of course. Is that you?
Oh, yeah. Okay.
You're not just a producer. You're a singer too.
I think he likes her.
I like your style, I like your look, I like your teeth.
Thank you.
I have a smiley piercing.
Do you want to see it?
How did that happen?
Unbelievable.
Yeah, it's just pierced straight up on your...
Did it come out?
Looks like cocoa.
It comes out.
Like, how do you...
Like, what if I, like, interact with that somehow?
Like, what if I fall out?
Like, if we kiss?
Yeah, look at that.
You're blushing already.
You want to try it?
No.
No, I'm not like...
No, I'm not like...
Yes.
You're the next man. Pass the controller.
Jay, it's me to you.
Fuck.
She don't even follow me. Fuck.
But listen, I felt like some kind of...
Not to me, chat and fucking scenes.
I'm like gunna vibe, like she was doing shit by the camera.
You know what I'm saying?
Who was the first one? Spanish girl?
Oh, fuck, man, we got some damage.
At least you're killing me.
Shit, how am I fricking diving that bowling alley right now?
Holy shit.
Ain't she calling me daddy?
I haven't been called daddy since...
She did call you ever.
Alright, send the next girl in.
I'm on him.
Why is Russell laughing?
Why is Russell laughing, bro?
Why is he stabbing LMAO in the chat?
Shock does not live there, oh my god, you just see it.
I know everybody can eat in the park.
Come on, let's get a hug.
Hi, my name is Maya.
No, you're giving a good hug.
Nice to meet you, Maya.
Maya?
Yes.
What, M?
M-A-Y-A.
Okay.
What do you do?
Well, I do social media.
I actually, I already know everything about you.
I hear that you're an eater.
I love a munch, love a munch, very big on muckbangs.
They're fine munch.
Muckbangs.
I muck.
I love a muckbang.
I could get you in a muckbang and we could eat you up.
No, I'm so down because put me in front of some sushi.
Sushi, sushi's good but you get full quick.
Okay, what?
Like if you get more of a sushi you're going to get full.
I think we got to, we got to build you up for sushi.
What are we starting with then?
Yeah, you know what sushi is kind of like?
No, sushi is perfect.
I can show you a little something.
We can do some hand rolls.
Yeah, like hand rolls.
We'll do some like nigiri.
That's my favorite.
I will never go.
We're going to sushi, we're not getting California rolls.
I'm going to show you right now, no.
I'm going to fairly roll either.
No, we're not doing that.
We're going straight for spicy tuna.
Okay, but I do have to tell you.
tell you my sisters outside too you're dating both of us so I'm gonna tell you
right now are you at the same age no she's older well I will leave I will
check I'm 21 she's 25 so I'm just letting you know right now take a glass
of love yeah but these ones are actually really
I can't tell if you look better with or without it. Holy shit.
No, I'm a nerd so I look pretty.
You're a nurse?
Nerd.
Nerd, nerd.
Yeah, because I'm a little nerd.
You're my nurse.
I actually was studying to be a nurse.
Yeah, you have a nurse look to you.
Really?
Yeah.
You like naming stuff like that?
Yeah, I am a bit literary, I like...
She's like a fan of nursing stuff.
At least I'm posting my pussy.
You do two kaisen,
Chainsaw Man and AOT.
Hand down.
You're lucky.
Hand down.
Yeah, you're also next year on, yeah.
Oh, here you go.
All right, here we go.
All right, I'll see you.
My sister's name is Aliyah, so...
And what was your name again?
Maya.
Maya.
Good to see you again.
Do you want another hug?
Okay.
We'll do one more.
Good to see you.
Yes, man.
Have a good one.
All right.
Maybe spit the water out.
Oh, God almighty.
Lacey, could there be like 8 to 12 winners perhaps?
I'm just saying.
That's a horny buck, bro.
That's a horny little buck.
Fruit loops, cinnamon toast, lucky charms kind of night.
You know what I'm saying?
Take a deep breath.
Jeff, what's the question at all?
Is he hard?
I swear to God he's hard.
If I should repeat it.
Why are you looking?
Why?
I can't stand it.
Oh fuck.
Why are you looking?
I'm still like the one with the pink hair the most.
I just don't know if stop dabbing them up, give them hoes.
I'm just saying goodbye, not from me way.
All right, send the next girl in.
Duke Dennis hug, that's what I knew you
got to say there.
I'm not dabbing about money anymore.
Fine.
Oh my god.
Here she comes.
Who's the next one?
Hello.
Hello, how are you?
Nice to meet you.
Aliyah.
Aliyah.
What is your sister?
You talk to my little sister.
What's up?
You talk to my little sister right now.
Do you like her?
Shit.
That was your sister?
Yeah.
Do you like her?
You're 25?
Mm-hmm.
And you got all these tattoos on you, too.
No, I heard you don't like them,
but I have other ass touch that are really great as well,
so hopefully it makes up for that.
Stand up.
Let me see all these tattoos.
Yeah, I have them everywhere.
Are you wearing Prada, cologne?
You ain't got to do all that.
No?
I could sense it.
Yeah, you can feel the word of the booty.
I could feel the booty.
Yeah, the booty or it could.
What do you do?
I do funny skits, and of course I make spicy content as well.
I have two different pages where I show two different sides.
OK, like what kind of, can we make the first thing you said
you did?
I do, I make funny.
Oh, god, I feel like that's so hard.
You just put someone in a spot like that.
Let's do it.
Come on.
I don't know.
You're just skating right now?
That's too hard.
Well, I do just random skits.
I do like relatable content more like.
So I feel like, you know, I try to make you feel like,
oh, like I get her, like I am her, you know what I mean?
I like, I kinda like you better than your sister
a little bit right now.
Are you sure?
Aw, that's sweet, but I love her.
Hey, we can come as a package to go to,
as long as you take turns.
That's crazy.
Well, like just take turns, like what?
Not together, you know, because we're sisters, so.
No.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Hey, turns, J-Shock, where are you?
What's your freaking date?
I like Sue, she's my favorite.
Okay.
I'm actually from Santa Barbara. It's like a little beach town. I've ever been there. I love beaches. I never been there. No, same
I love beaches. I haven't been in a beach in LA yet. Really? I'll take you. I'm leaving a mom. I'll come back. Yeah
Yeah, come back for me. I'll take you to the beach. You know, I can bring my sister along or it can be me and you.
Why does she have to go? I just mean you. You keep bringing her up. I don't know. I'm sorry. You really want to do some kind of package. No, no, no, no, I'm just trying to, you know, fill your dreams.
What if I got you from like Monday to Friday and then like her on Saturdays?
Can we switch off?
Okay, okay.
I don't know.
What?
Like a step-son kind of deal.
Like, I get a moment.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Like what?
I like that.
Oh, man.
Do you like dogs?
Yes.
Yes?
I love dogs, yeah.
Roof.
Roof, do you want a bark for me?
No.
Aw.
Get on your knees and bark.
You can bark for me a little bit.
Roof.
Yes.
Next round, yes.
Next round.
Okay.
I'm gonna give you a hug.
It's so nice to meet you.
So.
You're talking to your son?
Yeah.
I'm going to text you real quick.
Can you read it?
OK.
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
Yeah.
What is he doing?
I don't know.
I don't know.
He's taking a little walk?
a little break, you're meeting?
Is he good?
Shock!
He's going freaky, bro.
He's going fucking freaky, bro.
Alright, send the next girl in.
Unbelievable, Lashie.
Unbelievable.
He's so...
I don't know the 25 year old or her sister.
I don't know.
You always painted just that one.
I don't know who's your favorite so far, John.
I'm taking that back and leaving.
I mean, I could, I really could.
I wanted to.
How are you?
Hey.
Nice to meet you.
How long have you been here?
Honey! Honey! Honey! Honey!
Sweet, is that your real name?
Yes.
Okay, I'll take it. I believe it.
What do you do?
I'm an actress and a singer.
Really?
And I do beauty pageants.
Okay, that's amazing.
Thank you.
Did you ever win? I feel like you won every one.
Oh, seriously, I won Miss Los Angeles County, US.
Did you really?
She's Miss Los Angeles?
Where are you from here or not?
I'm from North Hollywood, originally.
Okay.
That's cool.
Yeah, I've been there.
We're from New York.
Oh, where?
Well, my own area. Hey, but I like it out here. I have to move here soon, you know
You should you have that that or energy your sleep. Thank you. Yeah, we're um
What do you like to do for fun?
honestly
You name it. I mean just like that sounds crazy, but
Everything like adventures
Adventures things like
Yeah, all that kind of stuff.
Hell yeah, you have any siblings?
You have a family?
I have five brothers.
What?
Yeah.
You have somebody you have?
Eleven.
Eleven?
I don't know, I just said eleven.
Zero.
I have nobody.
Oh, how...
Are you getting lonely out here, yo?
Yes.
What a new shock.
I'm not here to do content, streaming.
I have no one to do it, you know?
She seems like a normal girl.
You have to fix that.
You know?
Yeah.
You like to go out to eat?
Like a new restaurant?
I love eating.
Honestly, it's gonna sound basic, but pizza, I guess, pizza.
Pizza's fire.
Yeah.
I don't think it's some good pizza spots.
Yeah, near from New York.
New York is good pizza, New Haven, Connecticut.
Like it's like nice and thin and crispy.
Yeah.
That's good.
Russell, yes.
Yes, awesome.
Yeah.
Ah, thanks.
You're amazing.
Yeah, thank you.
Yes, be good.
Okay.
Come on, shock.
Is he like her?
I don't know what her name is.
Oh my God.
It was Penny.
No, Honey.
Honey.
The woman likes the girls that fucking are shaking ass in his face.
She's sweet.
We have a honey in my tea.
She might have moved around three.
She might have moved around three.
cute and I said I said like a like an awkwardness but that's good like it
wasn't like she wasn't trying to be on camera okay okay there it is chat hey
send the next girl in send some good stuff here
I'm good shit.
He hasn't said no to girls, right?
They like wearing black. I don't know what's up with the black stuff.
He said white, too.
He's got the muck in.
Hi, how are you?
What's your name?
Marcelina.
Marcelina.
Where is that?
I'm Polish.
For real?
Yeah.
Are you from Poland?
Yeah, I'm from New York, though, but Poland.
That's where I'm from. What part of New York?
Yonkers.
No way.
Are you a Yankees friend?
Yeah, Yankees all the way.
You look at them saying no now.
But I like your style.
You have a nice tattoo, nice dress.
Thank you.
Were you born and born?
Yeah, first time.
When they see a girl, it's not where I'm from.
I hope you're actually on me, too.
Yeah, English is my second language, but I really have an accent.
No, it's beautiful.
What are you doing out here just for this event?
But are you on vacation or something, too?
I live in Venice, but I kind of wind it.
I've lived in a bunch of places.
Yeah, I bartend.
I do freelance modeling.
Okay.
You bartend full time?
It's like gig stuff,
but I do private events that I manage on.
Okay.
And do you do anything else,
or like, that you full time, yeah?
Like, well I do freelance modeling,
so I've done small clothing brands,
just fun stuff that's like...
Like Advanced, or like you work with them?
Like clothing brands.
So I'm like...
Do you make clothing?
No, I don't.
I'm on some clothing websites and stuff like that,
but yeah.
Fire, fire.
What's your favorite food?
It's not true.
I cook a lot.
You cook a lot?
Yeah, I love sushi, but I don't know what I do.
You're being like a first date, and I just wanted to test you, and you make me a dish.
What would you make?
I love gnocchi.
I make everything from scratch.
Yeah.
I'm Italian, so I know your food like that.
Okay.
You know how to cook any Asian food?
Like dumplings or something?
Not really.
Well, pierogi.
Polish dumplings.
Okay.
What's like the most iconic Polish dish?
I'm a pierogi.
I love pierogies.
Yeah, people are like, oh, it isn't that nice,
but it sits right.
OK, pierogies are so good.
Won't you make me one?
Yeah?
Definitely.
OK.
I'm going to try it.
I'm going to bake.
We're doing pierogies.
Yeah?
OK.
I'm going to walk on the beach.
I promise.
Oh my god, he fist-bumped her.
He fist-bumped her.
You're on the next round.
OK.
So what's your name?
Marcelina.
Marcelina.
He fist-bumped her.
See you soon.
It's no good, too.
Oh my god, thank you.
Look at Jason upstairs when she walks away.
What is wrong?
Why, Shawn?
This is so fucking hard.
This is why, like, I wasn't nervous coming in here.
I just get so overwhelmed with all of the beautiful beauties,
the baddies.
Jarvis, it's baddy o'clock in here, what am I doing?
Calm down, Jarvis, calm down.
Is he put talking to me?
Stop standing up.
You're going to make me stand up
because you're a third leg at this point.
You're a third leg at this point.
Now he's hard
All right, send in the next girl
This is bad Lacey you fucking bastard
See you were a diabolical demon well
Stop doing the handbumps, bro.
She got me up.
Shut the fudge up, bro.
She gave me a fist bump.
Stop doing the fist bump, please, bro.
You hate your love?
They messed with the jacket for sure, bro.
How are you?
Hey, Miss Hay, what are you doing?
April?
What's your name? April.
That's my birth month.
Really? What day?
Night. When are you?
September.
September? What do you do for fun?
Um...
You okay? You want some water?
Are you nervous?
No, I'm not. Why are you nervous?
Definitely not. You haven't said a full sentence yet.
What do you do for fun?
Um... Well, I'm here.
What?
Are you trying to like...
It looks like Selena.
I don't know, I kind of like it.
You didn't even tell me your name.
Yes, I did.
That's a good thing.
I forgot because you hypnotized me on a minute.
What was it?
April.
April.
Are you rolling it?
OK.
So what the hell do you do?
You're fucking trolling.
Wait, wait, wait.
OK, come on down, mom.
This is the camera's off.
The screen's off.
We ended a year.
Okay, so what do you like to do for fun?
How about we start there?
I think you might be the first girl
that asked me a question.
Or maybe like the second girl.
I like to eat food.
I like to play games.
I like to go out, I like to work out.
Can you, I have a question.
I have an answer.
How do you say,
muckbun or muckbang?
How do you say what?
Muckbang, muckbang.
Oh my gosh, she's a fucking brick.
What the fuck is happening to me?
Yo son.
What?
April, I might send your SMA real quick.
I don't know what's going on here.
To where?
Do you need to send me where?
To May.
Oh, shoot.
I want to go to September.
Okay.
What?
I don't know if I should pass you or not.
You're trolling, but you're freaking hilarious.
You're not laughing though.
We have like two minutes or two seconds.
What do you do for work?
Oh, no.
Social media.
OK, my content?
Yeah, I'm not kidding.
OK.
Do you have any siblings?
Yes, three.
Big brothers?
One big brother.
You think he'd approve of me?
Well, can you dance?
Dance?
Oh, no.
Can you dance goomba or salsa?
You can do it all.
No, you can't do that.
No, you can't.
You know how to do salsa.
You're going to take the lead?
Yes.
No music.
You teach me first.
You said you don't want to dance.
Wait, I'm a little sweaty.
You definitely clapped me.
My wrist.
What the hell is that?
He's slipping.
He's a waterfall.
He's kind of made a real, he might have activated Rizzle Club.
What, you oiled up?
What the fuck?
Um...
Okay, come on, come on, lock in, lock in.
Okay, you take the lead.
Is she fried? She's got to be fried, right?
I don't know what you're doing.
I'm dancing.
Fine, let's dance some hip-hop. Let me show you a little bit.
Okay, yes or no? Yes or no?
I think you're cute, you're funny, but I don't know if you're serious.
Say one thing you like about me.
It's hard to say, do you?
Your sense of humor.
What else?
One more thing.
Never good outfit.
Actually, you're George's.
Guys, I have to wear some George's when I rock them or no?
I think you could rock a friggin'
She's fried.
She's got to be high.
I think you could rock a friggin' Halloween costume.
It would look good.
What Halloween costume?
I don't know, a fucking stuffed animal.
Do you want a mask or what?
Yes.
Yes, yes.
OK.
For now.
You might not make it around two.
You might not pass round two.
And be serious the next round.
Jesus.
I think she was fried.
It seems like she's troubled.
She dead looks like Celine.
She's probably troubled, she's probably troubled.
She's probably troubled, she's probably troubled.
She's probably smelling like fucking roses though.
Tell you that.
I'll tell you that for free.
Send the next one in.
Holy fried, she fried, is she?
I think she's hot.
Oh, shit.
Yes.
Ooh, stop being so hot or she does not want him at all.
How many is she left?
She was on airplane mode.
Russell.
Could I change my answer on the last girl?
No.
Deny her.
He can't, he can't, he can't, he can't.
OK.
Are you sure?
He already made his decision.
She's in the second round.
You're not changing it.
Come to the next one.
Come on.
You want me to pass her?
Yes.
She already passed her.
All right, fine, fine, fine.
Jack, she's funny.
I don't give a fuck.
Jack, she's funny.
How are you?
She's funny.
How do you play ball?
I play ball with short kings.
What does that mean?
It means I pick them up and I throw them around.
I don't think you can lift me.
I believe I can lift you right now.
How much you weigh?
130. I can easily lift you.
Okay.
Yeah.
What do you do?
You're an athlete or something?
Yeah, sure. Something like that.
Real, real.
I'm a creator content creator many different kinds. Okay. Yeah, we're like Mary Jane
Who's that?
Spider-Man girlfriend. I've never heard of him. You've never heard of spider-man. I don't know Mary Jane is
Pesh
You don't like spider-man? No, I like spider-man. Okay. I'm gonna say no. Okay. Great. I love you, but I'm gonna say no
Thanks for having me. I'll be good.
I mean, yeah, but she got like three feet on it.
It's fair play, fairs, fairs, fairs, she got, she got about three feet on them, do they?
A freaking strip ladder, a firetruck engine ladder for her, I mean, it's not possible.
I mean, was it, that was the right move, right?
Yes, yes, Chuck, yes.
He definitely would have gotten out.
Like she came in flirting too hard, she didn't know Spider-Man, fuck everyone knows Spider-Man,
my grandma knows Spider-Man.
Lacey, give me a thumbs up, I'm looking at the screen if I made the right call.
Send the next girl in.
Lacey, thumbs up?
Yes.
Okay, I'm going to suck that thumb.
Huh?
Just kidding.
My thumb she was a perfect one
Hello
You know my content you were watching or no you like mugbangs, right?
Chinese food.
Chinese food?
Like what specifically though?
Thumblings.
Like takeout, I'm from New York, so we have all the ribs.
Do you guys have a good takeout food?
Hell yeah.
Do just two of us cook food.
In New York?
I've been to New York once.
I went like three years ago, but...
I think they use some good Chinese food.
Yeah, I got the child.
I only went to Korean barbecue there, or like what else?
I didn't know it was really it.
I ate like McDonald's there, or Dale's there.
Okay, that's crazy.
What are you from here?
Yeah, I'm from, like, Borneo.
originally?
Mm-hmm.
Borneo.
What's your ethnicity?
I'm Filipino and Mexican.
So I got you with the Asian food.
You got me with the Asian food?
Yeah.
But I think Filipino food is better than Chinese food.
OK.
No, I agree with that.
You know Jaibe?
Da.
Jaibe is the best.
But Jaibe is Filipino.
It's the best.
I'm from KFC.
Yeah.
I'm from the gravy.
High five.
10 points.
10 points.
10 points.
9 points.
9 points.
I'm from the KFC.
I ran out of 9.
Nothing to say.
I don't even exist in my dojo ever.
Are you that like, picky?
No, it's like, I taught myself, like I rate out of 9s
on my scale, my philosophy, like,
I think it should always be a 99% try.
Okay, okay, so those 9s, like your highest then?
Oh, okay, then that's okay.
You're like, you're a nickel and four penny.
Add that up.
So a 9.
Yeah, not a 9.
Yeah, not that I got the, not that I got a vote.
No, you got some nice look to you.
I like your.
Thank you.
feel so well. I like your earring too. Do you have them both sides? No no this one is
it because you think it's gay? This ripped it in half. Oh shit. No yeah this little scar
you're not gonna see. Is it okay? I got you. I'm a nursing school so I can fix that for
you. Are they all nursing students? I can get you some stitches. You can fix my heart
real quick. I got you actually. You broke it a little but then you just reached out.
How did I break it though? Because you're too gorgeous. It's okay because I can fix
for you. What's one thing that you would do to fix it? One thing I could do to fix it.
We can go eat Chinese food. Russell, eat it. Yes. Yes. One more time with your name? Precious.
Precious. Yes. J. Shock. No, I just want to say J. That's more ornate. That's more ornate.
My name is Jeroen.
Can I see it?
Yeah.
Jeffrey?
No.
No?
Wait, wait.
It's Jeroen.
That's not your real name.
That's what I got.
That is not your real name.
Bro, you're going to make a lot of mistakes.
What in the world are you?
I'm a guest.
Are you Hispanic?
Yeah.
Jeroen?
Dang it.
That's me.
You look like a gentleman.
There's no way she called him J.
What are you?
Greek, Italian, and Puerto Rican.
That's a lot of things.
And I could be yours.
You gonna sign a paper?
Huh?
No, not yet.
I'm not gonna officially.
Two minutes on a paper.
But you're out of the next round.
Okay, okay.
Am I precious?
It was nice to talk to you.
Be good.
We gotta make a handshake, though.
Okay, ready?
Okay.
What is this?
Like this?
What the fuck is that, Shock?
Wait, you leave me here.
Okay, wait.
What was...
What if we do this?
Okay, okay.
Mom, mom, say something to them.
Oh, just say it.
And then you go flat, and I go, mm-mm.
I'm gonna run like, what's good?
What's good?
Okay, okay.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Chop, chop.
Chop, chop.
And I go, chop, chop.
What's good?
What's good.
Okay, okay.
You guys don't remember that though.
If you don't remember it, you can't remember it.
Make sure, I got you.
Make sure, okay.
Bye.
All right, we're good.
Oh, fuck, dude.
Yes, sir.
Fuck.
Everybody stand up.
Fuck, bro.
Oh, that's it.
That's it, it's all of them.
Tell Shot, come back in.
Yes, and then he does the question.
does the question questions them yes all lined up you Russell tell shock to come
back in here that was only 10 girls that was 18 what do you mean
I'll be I'll be out there
Yeah, that was literally 18 girls.
Are we doubting that you're probably a kid?
No, sir, third time we're doing it.
Okay.
18 isn't 20. I told you guys two girls canceled.
18's not 20, you lied.
I can't control two girls cancelling, bro.
If you guys are actually tweaking out over two girls cancelling,
oh, there's two more.
Oh, it's not even done.
Two more?
Two more.
Sit down.
Stop crying.
I'm not the chat's crying because there's fucking, holy fuck, bunch of fucking pussies.
How are you?
I'm nice to you too.
What's your name?
Vanessa.
Vanessa.
Yeah, are you from LA?
Of course.
Are you?
Mother, she's not, she's kidding.
She's gonna fuck your fuck!
My what?
She's gonna suffocate you!
I'm treated, yeah.
What?
Are you a tree or something?
No, like...
Because I'm a tall woman, like, you know...
Oh!
I'm treated.
Yeah.
How's my Jeff now?
I'm cloned.
Ladders.
Okay, well...
Whatever it is.
What was your name again?
Jay.
Jay.
Okay, what's your story, Jay?
I have to know.
What's my what?
Your result, yeah.
You know what that is?
You know what that is?
You know what the sign is?
The sign is that's an exit sign right over there.
I don't freak with the whole zodiac thing.
Oh you don't.
Is that my thing?
I love you.
I was just trying to make it.
But you just ruined it.
Why would I ruin mine?
What is part of the sign man?
What if I have genuine chemistry with you?
Did I say that I was going to mess it up?
I don't think I did.
Okay Aries.
Aries?
Okay cool.
What's yours?
I'm a Gemini.
I'm like all over the place, I'm vibing, you know.
Oh, you don't like vibrates?
I like vibing, but I don't like the ODI stuff.
Too much.
Well, I mean like,
They could ask me like my freaking toenail size.
No, I'm just like, when you get to know a person,
like you just wanna like ask them other questions.
I know, I like, I don't know.
I feel it, but I don't see time like,
You feel me, you feel me.
How could you not feel me?
I don't know if I want to.
I think I turned into a stone of life,
but you let me do Sikara.
Why?
Because I have, like, creasing eyes, or what?
How does that work?
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
Too much.
You're like a mythology kind of girl.
I mean, I'm a walking goddess, so, like, if you want to clear that way.
Listen, you're amazing.
I love you a lot.
Uh-huh.
It's a past for me.
It's a past.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You're good.
It's okay.
You could still dream about me.
I could, maybe.
You could.
You could.
I mean, you don't see the material, like, I know you see the material.
Plastic material.
Plastic.
Perhaps.
Damn.
Is it plastic?
It's real.
Okay.
You want to feel?
No.
You want to feel?
Well, how are you going to know if it's real or not?
I told you, the show is right there, right?
That's real.
I'm right there.
Well, I'll catch you later.
She says I heard Zodiac, I was like, fuck that.
Alright, now this will be the last one.
Alright, we got the last girl of round one.
One more girl.
Why are you moving the chair? I'm so confused what's going on.
She's too much.
Too much to handle.
I gotta be real with him, you know?
Ain't no way. Ain't no way.
Hey, why are they moving the chairs?
They're so good.
Yeah, but why are they moving the chairs between rounds?
I'm so confused.
Chad, was that a good call?
Some of these girls were like, you could tell they'd been there.
Nicole, the bar's messed up.
Check, I'm at 99 if I made a good call on that one.
Ron thinks Frank pervasive.
It was working and then Frank came and now it's all working for, to be fair.
I'm so confused. What's going on?
What is this?
What is this? It's nice to meet you. What is it? I'm esp it's nice to meet you
So I know that so men like you don't really get shown
Appreciation or like giving flowers ever in the lifetime
So I really wanted to do the honors and give you some flowers
If it's okay and comfortable for you.
No it is, it's not right, you look right.
Thank you.
And then this is just like a friendly, singular rose for Lacey, just like a thank you for
introducing us.
So hopefully I'll be able to give this to you later Lacey.
Yeah, it's really nice to meet you.
So are you living LA?
I do, somewhere originally from Stockton, California though, but I just moved to LA like in
February.
Okay.
Yeah, where are you from?
New York.
Really? Did you just relocate here?
Yeah, I don't know.
No, I'm just out here for like content and just collab and stuff like that, you know, my thing.
Nice.
You also said where's the party club.
I don't know, I don't know where the party club is.
I don't know what to move here.
There's a lot to do, but I like New York.
I want to move like somewhere like Tennessee or Florida, something like that.
Yeah.
What about you? You like here?
I do like here since I just got here.
I feel like a lot of people have like negative things to say about LA, but I love it.
Everyone here is like so friendly.
Yeah, it is.
great. What do you do for like work? So I actually teach. I'm a professor. I teach
communications and public speaking. You're educated. You look great. Thank you. I like
this outfit. Show me how. Like jeans, butt pants? Um, no, they're just like something
calved. I had a pool day earlier so I just threw on something. I'm gonna call them
jeff pants. Yeah. You know what I do? Have you ever seen my content? Um, I've seen
You know my favorite food, you do like food stuff, right?
I'm a foodie too, I'm a foodie too.
What's your food?
I love Italian food.
Are you Italian?
I'm not Italian, guess who I am.
Usually it's easy for people.
I don't know.
I really don't know.
I'm Mexican.
Ooh.
Yeah, okay.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Can I ask where you're from?
Yes, three things.
Because she's literally so nice.
I'm from the US.
the sweetest person that's been on.
Trust me, you can.
Everyone can get it all night.
You can get it.
Filipino?
No, that'd be cool though.
Okay, tell me what you're saying.
Really?
Wait, do you know how to cook?
I know you eat a lot of food.
Do you know how to cook?
What's your favorite thing to whip up?
Toast.
Toast.
The butter.
So if we were on a first date, right,
I come to your place and we're gonna vibe out.
What makes you toast with butter?
Toast with butter.
And a peanut butter jelly sandwich.
Maybe some tea on the side, but that's my favorite.
Maybe some peanut butter jelly sandwich,
not even a bad shout there.
It tastes like noodles, you know?
Kikwazine maybe?
Okay.
Perhaps, you like that?
No, I don't.
It's okay, we can order, we can order in.
No, I can cook.
All right, so you have to cut it?
Yes or no?
Okay, I'm serious with it.
Okay, actually I'm looking forward to it.
Can I ask you, like,
do you do anything else other than like foodie stuff?
Other music?
Really?
I sing, I rap, I'm an area.
All right, time's up.
Do you shock yes or no?
Beyond yes.
Beautiful.
I'll see you in the next round.
I'll have a little something for you too.
Shock-o-clod, baby!
All right.
Little hug at the end?
Little cheese or color?
Yes, I'll have a little.
And then, can you use the lacy?
Or I'll hold onto it for lacy.
I don't need you to give me a flat word open.
What kind of flour is it?
The yellow rose?
Yes.
They remind me of you.
Amarillo.
Yes.
Russell, send it back in here please. Send shocker fuck back in here.
What do we got next round, right? Am I moving?
Come on, back in shop.
It's called being nice fat ass. You do not call me a fat ass. Do not call me a fat ass.
You got an extra parent, George.
What?
Come take a seat, shot.
Come take a seat.
You got to be serious.
I'm going to make a movie with you, don't you?
Yeah.
I think I'm absolutely crushing it.
You're doing it.
You're doing it really good, bro.
You're doing it really good.
Okay, so that was the first round of the U.S.
That was the hardest part.
You got the hardest part out the way.
You did really good.
I got a question, though.
You were a little bit up there, some of them, right?
Definitely.
Okay.
Okay, I saw it poking through your shorts.
No.
Yeah, look, a little bit, a little bit.
With the camera aimed at that direction?
So, the green screen?
I mean, Chad's just gonna be this.
I think the cutest girl, bro.
I think I want the pink hair, bro.
The pink hair?
I feel like pink.
What was his name, Minnie?
Mickey?
Mickey, I think.
Wait, okay, so yeah, that's what I'm gonna ask you.
As of after round one, who's your favorites?
Like the give me three of the girls that really stuck out to you with the pink hair
I don't know her name. Okay, what the what the black and pink hair. Oh
She is that one. Well, I can't see it right now. Yeah, holy shit
So the eye, you know, it's crazy. You know, it's crazy job. Tell me what's crazy
When she came out and you guys were talking I said I think he likes her I think I know
I don't want to eliminate next no.
Well, I can literally point right now.
Don't do it yet, don't do it yet, don't do it yet.
Okay, because here's what happens, you know,
we go out there and why is that girl still in?
Which one?
The one that you eliminate.
Which one?
The tall ass girl.
No, she's not, she's not.
She is, look, she's right there.
She's trying to hide in the back.
No, no, no.
She's not eliminating it, she's trying to,
that girl in the back, right there.
I eliminated her.
That's what I'm saying.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is it the tall one?
Make sure, make sure.
One of the girls was faded off a park, bro.
Had to be.
Did you, did you, did you eliminate her or not?
Yes, you did.
No, no, no, wait.
Yes, you did. That was the girl that sat down and said,
Oh, I'm too much to do it.
I did, I did.
Yes, you about to go to the exercise.
She got the Vanessa girl fucking cheater.
This is what I like too. She's trying to sneak in. This is what I really like.
Yo, I'm going to be real here, this is going to be impossible.
Okay, so Jason. This is going to be impossible.
So, Chuck, I'm going to show you what we have on the other side right now, okay?
I'm going to show you what we have on the other side right now, okay?
What does the other side mean?
On the other side of the camera. Let me show you.
All of you.
Those are all the girls you just moved on.
Okay?
I know, but I mean...
Those are all your girls. You just moved on. Okay, we're gonna go out there
And you're gonna come a moment. I'm gonna come with you. I'm gonna be my wheelchair next to you
And you're gonna turn around and you're gonna face the opposite way of them and I'm gonna tell all the girls
Anybody who wants to leave and it's not interested in Jay shock, please leave now
Okay, then after that with the remaining girls
you've got to come up with some good important questions that mean a lot to you
and you're gonna ask that. Can you help me with the questions? I can help you there.
Like remember how you did it with the line? Yeah, yeah. I can help you but try to think of some
that are good for you okay and then and then you're gonna eliminate the girls
down to five. Five? Five? Are you gonna do three? Wait, final five right? I usually
They do Final Five, yeah.
Let's do it.
And then that's when I'm in your ear.
But I'm going to show you.
Ready, look.
One, two.
This could change.
So what if their answers make you want to change something?
Four, fucking five.
OK.
Well, keep them in mind.
Their answers could change stuff.
But who are we, ready?
That's all of them?
A little closer.
Two minutes.
Yes.
All right.
Shock.
Shock.
I told her to leave.
You don't like her?
She's a troll.
I think she's high.
High?
I think she's high.
She's not the pendulum.
I'm the perky.
I think she's high.
could I go out there to be like straight up you're gonna leave
I do it's up to this your pay if you if you know you really want her gone you
don't want to give her a second life any lab out there what do you mean oh it's
on us okay yeah it's on us right now
I
Just waiting for you to get this extra mic set up. We shot. I'm gonna let you talk to the chat. I gotta go
This way yeah, I know it's got a pee
Point runs car what peeing runs car
I'm a piano mom's car.
Drew's grabbing a cord.
I think this girl bought me a watch.
You think she what?
I think she got me a watch.
What do you mean you think she got you a watch?
She got me a gift.
How do you know?
I could see it.
She brought it out.
She got you a watch?
I think she got me something good.
There is?
I gotta wash my hands and blow my nose.
Do you think any of these girls can hang out with me after the stream?
Yeah.
Well, perhaps.
Oh, what?
Of course, didn't.
Or do you think it's, like, uh, fake?
No, I don't even guess.
Yeah.
Probably.
He's kind of picked the right one.
Simple as that.
Alright, Sean, you gotta talk to the chat.
I'm gonna go pee and give me a minute or two minutes.
I just need to get out of here.
Okay.
All right, Chosquare, this is going to get really hard.
There are a lot of gorgeous women out there.
I wanted to move on a lot of them for very nature purposes.
I liked a lot of their personalities.
I liked some of their laughs.
I liked some of their smiles.
I like, I like a lot of them.
I wish I could show you what I'm looking at
because I have like a top five I like real tall, bro.
There's some beautiful beauty down here, bro.
Who is this?
I can't even see who this is.
Oh, I remember that girl.
Oh, she was like a Filipino one.
Shit.
He was...
I'm sorry, is that...
Where is he?
He was the madam.
This girl's sweating, bro.
What the fuck are they doing?
All right, so you're at least,
you're gonna stand right there, by the way.
All right, shout out.
Russell, can you take a moment to send over there?
We have a good time.
Sound down for anything?
Do you want to switch it?
No.
What do you mean?
Your stuff too, unless you want me to just go out there and pan.
You guys are just going to sit in there?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's fine.
So you can sit here and touch it?
Yeah.
All right.
I think we're just going to have to do that.
Yeah.
We're going to give it up for your host, Lacey.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're the one for the thing.
All right.
Hey, how many are playing them all?
Two.
One.
Okay, thank you guys all for coming. You guys have all made it to the second round. So the
way this is going to work, Jay Shaw, you're going to turn around right now.
If you want to give me that role by the way.
Yeah, I'm a friend of the gross to give you guys a thank you for introducing me to Jay
Shaw.
Of course.
Nice to meet you. Thank you so much for the friendly gross. Thank you. I appreciate
it.
Thank you.
Okay, so, J-Shock, come stand right here.
Back up, right there, perfect.
All right, so the way this round is gonna work,
J-Shock is now turned around and cannot see.
Close your eyes.
If there are any of you guys
that are not interested in J-Shock,
please leave now.
Okay, so now, unfortunately, Jay Shock has to narrow this down to five, if you can make
it to the final round. So he's going to ask questions that matter to him and that he wants
in a relationship or whatever he's looking for and we're going to go down the line and
you guys are all going to answer the questions and he's going to eliminate you guys based
off the questions.
And you're going to ask questions too.
I got some questions too and the chat's going to have some questions too.
Why do every other girl, me, you, then chat.
Sure. Let's do it.
Okay.
What is your first question?
Something that means something to you in a relationship.
I'm going down?
Think of a question
For everyone same question
What would be a best first date that you would want to go up best first date starting down there
Adventure adventure
But I like adventures, okay
Cash
Okay, trying something new together. I love that. Yeah, okay
Ma'am
Honestly going out to eat somewhere maybe even like two places. I like maybe like a full day like breakfast lunch and dinner
Full day breakfast lunch and dinner. I thought you said pool day
Okay, honey.
I'm going out to eat and then I guess try something new.
Okay, okay.
Marcellina.
Marcellina.
Going out to dinner, grabbing food, and then I go with the flow from there and see where we go from there.
Okay.
What's in mine then?
Aaliyah.
And I like like arcade something active.
I think something that will make us do fun stuff together.
Shit.
I love that.
Okay.
And I don't know if you're up for traveling, but going back to New York and then probably like opening up a pack of Pokemon cards.
Pokemon cards.
Yeah, so, god, oh my, these are sisters.
Yeah, they said they come as a package deal too.
Is that too much?
Thanks, it's okay.
Emma, I feel like something intimate where we can get to know each other.
I don't know, just go out to get food, just where we can talk.
Okay.
I really like animals and my skirt, I got a cat on my skirt, I'd like to go to a cat cafe or to those of you because I really like animals.
What are my favorites right here?
Mickey, he said he likes fashion so we should go to each other matching outfits and go out to eat.
Okay, you remember that from the first day shop? I like that.
My favorite man's thing.
Oh my goodness.
What's it?
My name is F. Speedy and I think like the best kind of dates for the type was like I can get ones that are mirror-wide, get ones that are my life.
So I love to do like a little dinner date and then maybe we can hit like a studio and I love to watch you wear music, something like that.
And I also just love like dinner, like late night, like day candles and just like the romantic kind of eye.
Exactly.
Okay.
So you can follow me in the eyes and like you know really have that feeling.
Holy crap.
Okay. I like that.
My name is Leo, and I know you're from Puerto Rico, and I've been one time, so I thought we should go again.
You want to go to Puerto Rico in Puerto Rico?
Venturist.
Venturist? That's an adventure.
What do you want to do? Every narcotic know-the-man?
Are you high? You think you're high?
No, I'm not.
You're definitely on something.
Did you take a hint of that tree?
What's up?
Okay, let me stick with you guys.
To be honest with you, I feel like, honestly, maybe get some food and then a drive-in movie.
I like to do a movie, so I like to drive a movie and then I feel like some dinner.
Okay.
Great answers.
Cheshark, we've got to narrow this down.
I'm going to need you to eliminate two girls.
Why, two?
Two.
Two?
Okay.
Right here in the middle. Not the cat.
Emma?
Sorry to tell her why or?
It's just a little vague. I know you said food, but it's kind of like I'm one more like exciting adventure stuff, you know?
No worries.
Nice meeting you though.
You too.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you so much.
Alright, Jay Shock. One more girl please.
You're struggling already?
I'm not a big cat guy.
I'm allergic to cats.
I just take it out on people every day.
That's loyalty.
Thank you for coming.
Okay, all right.
Let's all scoot you towards the center.
We're gonna squeeze up.
Perfect, thank you guys.
Okay, my question for you guys is,
does it matter and how much do you want your man
making per year?
We'll start right here.
That's great.
Got the deeds here.
That's a good question though.
Does it matter?
I feel like obviously it matters to provide and you have to be stable, but in reality you know sometimes when there's a fallout obviously you're like in a relationship so you have to be there for everything, but in general to be honest to you.
Alright, I want this to look like more than a million. What's the half of it?
I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know! I don't know!
What are you making here?
Here, here.
Wait, can you catch? Catch this.
The egg did it that way.
Oh my God. Alright, yeah, okay.
I don't think it matters. I feel like...
I just want a man that makes more than we want to go to each other.
I want to feel like he brought it for me when I can't do it for myself.
So I feel like it doesn't matter.
I think for me it does matter that my man is like successful but in terms of like if he
has to make more money than me or like if he makes less than me, I don't think that this
really matters to me just as long as like we're a team and as long as we're a team
that's all about matters because a relationship within the day is not really going to be 50-50.
Sometimes I'll be 80, sometimes we'll be 20, sometimes I'll be 20, sometimes we'll
be 80 and we just support one another so that's the way I view things.
Okay. Great, Adley.
I think the connection with the person matters the most,
but I definitely want you to support yourself, at least.
And if you can have some, just let me know. I would love that.
Okay. All right.
Well, I think enough. So for me, we could be going on dates.
I don't mind being the sugar mama.
I don't mind paying for a date. I really don't.
We could go to Fashion Island, we could go anywhere.
I really don't mind.
She's not taking you to an island.
I don't really, I don't think it's that important.
Cause like, if I think what's more important is like,
I'm pushing you to make money.
Like if I'm pushing you to do it, that's all that matters.
Like eventually you're going to make money being with me.
This is a normal way of working.
Okay.
I mean, I'm gonna say, maybe my sister,
I love spoiling my man.
I haven't had to make the both of us.
I love spoiling, so I got you,
no matter what you make me.
I think mutual support is key.
so we're gonna have highs and lows,
but I just want you to be doing the best you can.
I hike you up, you hike me up,
we're just gonna be trying to make more and more.
For sure.
I think that he doesn't have to be the richest right now,
like if he's working towards something,
to like, and he's gonna be somebody,
gonna like, he has goals and stuff,
and you know, he doesn't have to be like,
I'm a super millionaire right now,
and you know, cause the future is.
Okay.
I mean, I make my own money,
I can support myself, but I wouldn't want somebody that's not doing the same for themselves
or doesn't have any ambition to push themselves to do more.
So I feel like we have the same page because we have the balance.
Yeah, exactly, balance.
But I mean, it doesn't really matter as long as you're not being a bum.
OK.
Well, that matters.
You're not a bum, you're a bishy.
I also agree with her.
I think you just have to have a lot of ambition and work towards something,
and I'll be proud of you, you know?
And I already know you're gonna take it off
with your music career, so.
Mm-hmm.
You got confidence in you.
Yay.
Okay, last but not least.
I'm naturally ambitious, so I'm not gonna stop
until I make it to the top in this first place.
I just want someone to be here
and have fun with me all the way.
I love that.
I don't wanna slow myself down for anybody,
but I would absolutely love if someone comes along
and can match it, let's blow it together.
Okay.
Okay.
I need you to eliminate two people again.
One, right here.
I'll tell her why.
That's craning a million dollars.
I mean, not a lot.
But you're cool.
Enjoy your cheese.
Remember, this is bad, bro.
You're so old.
After this elimination, there'll be nine left.
I want to go to the number three spot.
I liked your answer, but I sensed a little bit too much danger in you, but I feel like
your confidence is way high as hell, and it's like it's getting into me.
I feel like I'm a little intimidated by you, you can go with all of me.
You can go with someone like, you can go with someone way better than me.
you forgot them. You're amazing. Thank you. I can't keep up with you. All right. This is your top 10.
All right. I'll shift a little bit this way, just so that we're the center is on that one.
Where were we in that camera? I'm just going to ask this question. Yes, so this is a question
from the Twitch chat. There's 134,000 people watching right now. Are you dead ass? Yes.
Holy crap.
Chad, go easy on this.
OK.
Chad's question is, what does everybody's body count?
That's a good one though, right?
Jay, Shawn, do you want to share yours with the ladies first?
Zero.
OK.
None of them are here.
Kiss and tell, baby.
What is it?
She doesn't kiss and tell.
That'll be the end of the question.
It's just a little level of class. There's some things you don't ask the woman.
I don't miss it at all.
Right. I mean, if I told you I'd be a virgin, I'd be lying.
And I ain't a liar, so I'm just telling you.
That's not something I'm sharing with you.
You said you wanted a chat question, that's a chat question.
Tell them they got a study three months for that question.
Okay.
Okay, well, I date to marry, so I get pretty serious
with my relationships.
I've only had two serious relationships in my life.
Two?
Okay.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Who do you want?
Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Can you guys open up a little bit?
Like, Lacey, can you,
let's put the arms around you a little bit?
Yeah.
And then, J-Sauce, can you stand back here?
Right here?
Just because this camera needs to stay
up and turn to a little bit,
it won't be for you guys either.
Gotcha.
Okay.
I feel like that's personal too.
No, she said, you guys are more than welcome to not answer the question.
She said no.
She said no.
Yeah, I think it's pretty personal, but I'm just down for serious stuff only.
So I don't know, whatever.
I've been single for like over two years.
So it's been a while, but...
She's nothing?
Like, like, another one at night?
She can't hear.
She can't hear?
Google translate!
What'd she say?
She said, she hasn't been in a serious relationship for two years, so...
Okay, fine.
Yeah, I kind of feel the same way, but you can count on your fingers, so it's not long.
Okay.
I've been enforced in these relationships my entire life, so if you count four, you can
count four.
Okay.
It's exactly the same for me.
Four relationships, very serious, long-term.
And none of you have boyfriend right now, right?
I fucking hope not.
All right.
I'm trying to be with you.
Yeah.
That was good.
I fucking hope not.
I'm trying to be with you.
Yeah.
That was good.
You heard that one.
You have confidence.
So I also don't feel fully comfortable answering questions
but I would only ever be intimate with a guy
if I'm in a serious relationship with him.
I don't really want to answer that question.
Okay, what was it doesn't want to answer? Okay, so it's how many just one here
So do you suck? I need you to be one girl
It's getting hard it is hard
Say number one spot. I love your fashion. I love how you love music, but like I
Want to hear more about you know
That's not more about you.
You want to hear the volume so you're eliminating it.
I wasn't sure.
You were quick with like volume, kiss, and tell.
You were just quick with it, you know?
Yeah.
I was a streamer too.
I was a second of a.
OK.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you.
I did tell them like all of these stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Independent artists too.
You're going to shout at yourself out, right?
Do some beats and we would like get some beats for you.
Oh, she makes music, it's going to be.
All right.
I got you.
I'll be in contact.
Thank you.
But.
Can you see that?
Did you do a shout out?
Can we move down a little bit?
That's why I have to start over for myself.
I got to move back.
I got to get straight over.
That's what I'm saying.
Shout out to you.
Okay.
At least you see things.
Yeah, next question.
Jay Shuck.
No, I got to ask one more, right?
Yes.
It's a question from you.
Some of them means a lot.
One of these girls right here could be your future wife.
No, I know.
I know.
Hope and so.
Um, listen, did I say like a dumb question or a meaningful one?
If it's going to give you an answer on which one of these women you do not want to be with.
Alright, but this is a stupid question.
Fuck you, that's a stupid question.
But it like, it could mean something.
Alright.
If we own a house, what are we setting the thermostat at?
What temperature?
That's very important.
That's a very important question.
Yeah.
What are we setting the temperature at?
Alright.
33.
Holy shit.
That's like right.
Okay.
I don't give any.
Oh, no, no, no, no, that's, that's, that's crazy though.
69.
I'm not a political, are you?
Not a political, I'm saying like that.
Oh, more, more.
A little, a little, a little, a little, a little sense of,
okay.
I'll say 74.
Okay.
It's staying at 70.
67?
70.
70.
Okay.
70, 70, 70, 70, 70, 70, 70, 70, 70, 70, 70.
It's because we live together.
70 is where our host is.
Okay.
Yeah.
Uh, 68.
68. Jesus Christ.
Throw zone.
74?
Yeah, 70 something.
Oh my God.
Okay, well, since we're going to be living with each other soon, for me, it's 73 or 74.
Who said 64?
No one.
What was it, 68?
So it was a 69.
Yeah.
69.
That's cold.
You could've gone to love.
You're so nice.
I'm the same.
I'm the same way.
I'm more of a 66 kind of guy.
No, I'm a 72.
You could've gone to love.
You could've gone to love.
But I don't care about that.
I like to go to love.
That was perfect.
I was there.
Well.
69 and 68, that's crazy.
All right.
Jisha.
Is one?
You eliminated one girl.
She said 69.
Yeah.
I don't know if that was like a 60.
I don't know if that was like a joke or like a, it was lower, but it was like 16 out of like a, it's a fruity number.
Oh, you had a gift for me.
I did have a gift for you, I was really excited.
I want you to keep it though.
You want to show what it is real quick?
Um, we could, yes.
But then I'd have to keep you?
I would love to be kept, especially because it was lower, if that's the reason.
It's you.
But at the same time, we want to feel chosen.
I don't want to, like, be just dragged on just because.
Clock it.
Clock it.
Step forward.
Step forward.
Oh.
Just point that out.
All right.
I know.
Come right here.
I want you to have a favorite color.
OK.
First, I'm going to guess.
I was going to say blue.
You both can say blue?
I was thinking the jacket.
That was okay.
You said Italian.
You didn't say Italian in here?
It's really food.
It's an Asian food.
Why are you cooking Italian?
I'm cooking Italian food.
You only like Italian food?
I know, but I'm a terrible cook.
Okay.
What's my real name?
You never cook Italian.
Okay, so this is from me to you. I was going to do this in the last round, something that
We could like bomb over and like have an experience together, but I was kicked off, so unfortunately it's not possible.
Here we go.
Heavy.
I woke up at 4am for this for you.
What are you saying?
What if you didn't make it?
No, I woke up at 4 am for it for you.
And it's hard to find.
I hope you like it.
I wanted to open it together.
I would like to see it go in.
He could have got a case hidden there.
I don't know.
I was going to meet you.
We have to go over to you.
I'm going to go over to you.
I'm going to go over to you.
Wait, would you even date a girl like those?
Really? Hey, you're a big heart.
I didn't.
I'm a beautiful woman.
Over to you, everybody's a man.
I regret signing the 629.
It's okay?
I don't bet that.
Let's see them in the open.
These beautiful lovely wings, one of them can be so lucky,
and I just hope that we find love.
Let's see if you don't mind me having them.
The DMs.
I don't.
I don't show them, though.
I don't show them.
And I'm very happy that I'll be able to give it to you
because I did wake up super super early for that.
And I'm very happy to be.
Well, I'm sorry.
Unfortunately.
Thank you so much for coming.
Thank you for the flower.
Bye.
Of course.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
All right.
Keshak, there are now seven girls remaining.
I'm sorry.
Listen, you have two more questions, okay?
All right.
Two more questions.
I did mine already.
You're up.
Okay.
That was a good question, right?
Yeah.
I was very important.
I mean, I wouldn't have thought of that one.
Okay.
I feel like this is an important one.
And it might not give you much info.
It's a quick yes or no.
Have you ever cheated in a relationship?
What's that?
I have before.
She has.
I have, but it was a long time ago,
but I still did it one time, but I don't do it anymore.
How old were you?
My first relationship was like 16.
Okay.
I'm 21 now, so.
A young mistake?
Yeah, you know, it happened.
Was it like a quick thing?
Like what did you do that you cheated?
Did you hook up with someone?
No, I was in a four year relationship
with my high school sweetheart, and then I moved to cities.
So we were having a lot of hard times
being like long distance.
And I was just so young,
I was trying to get back on him and I just did something.
Yes.
What do you mean?
You know what she happens?
I understand.
I actually haven't.
You never cheated?
No.
But I've been cheated on.
What I've never been.
I've never actually cheated.
Okay.
I've never cheated, but I have been cheated on a couple of times.
So.
I've been cheated on too.
Yeah, a couple of times.
A couple of times?
Yeah, no.
Kind of sucks, but it's okay.
No, we're fully healed from that.
But I totally understand your problem.
Okay.
No, I wouldn't believe a car mower would never do that to somebody.
Yeah, I've been cheated on twice that I know of.
I'm a big car mower person.
I don't cheat.
Never?
I've never cheated.
You're the only man in my eyes.
Of course.
Oh my god.
OK.
Does that give you an elimination,
or do you want to throw another question out there
before, because you're the only one?
Five of these seven are moving on to the very final round.
We're going to have another question.
Unless you have an elimination or an answer right now.
For me one shame on me for which my shame on you. No, that's backwards for me twice
For me one shame on you for which my shame on me. I got it all of you
I don't know. What happens if we start dating and you go for friggin dude Dennis or something
You might be a dude Dennis girl
What if you go for Lacey
No matter just me
I feel like I was honest and I told you I have, and I don't feel frankly I wouldn't
do it again because I'm grown, and I feel like I would just be straight up about it.
But yeah, I didn't when I was young. What can I say?
You asked that for a question. All right, Chad, can we get another question from you guys?
It's just being a woman. Have you ever cheated on me? No, I've been cheating on you.
Were you ever cheating on me? No. Well, I've been in one relationship.
I'm just a comfortable person and nobody else's. Just me.
This is bad.
Oh, it's not good.
Russell.
Gosh, you're dammit, Russell.
Okay.
Okay, what would you guys all say your love languages?
Accesservice, quality time.
Is it just two or does one work?
Two, two.
But you said quality time was virtual?
Quality time and accesservice.
Okay.
Can I say all of them, I know they whatever you want all of them all of them
like
Quality time
I would say quality time and acts of service.
Acts of service and then immediately after.
This is like a, they've got.
Physical action.
This is specific names when you say that.
Yeah.
I knew that.
Yeah.
We know these things.
We know.
I can tell you like where this goes out.
I think touch is one of them, right?
Yeah.
I think it's physical touch.
Acts of service.
I think gift giving, quality time.
What am I missing?
Where's the back end?
Where's the back end?
Where's the back end, yeah.
OK.
So my physical touch and gift giving
has all been amazing, gift giver.
Very thoughtful.
Good answer.
OK.
I'd like to take care of those I love.
I'd like to make you feel like if you don't,
I can touch you.
So, again, I also like to go physical.
Touch is my favorite one.
And acts of what?
The service?
It's only like my favorite, too.
But I like, I like caroling, I like being close to you, you know, and I like doing stuff with you guys, so.
Shall I need you to eliminate one person?
What was your answer one more time?
All of them.
You're not precious, you.
Oh, me?
Oh, quality time or invisible touch?
Okay.
I'm gonna have to say you.
I like you. You're cool. I want to live in more like energy, time, but you're amazing.
And you're going to find me. Thank you. Thank you.
I see you. Thank you for coming. Okay.
Shashach, this last final question is on you. This is how many?
So there's six remaining and five of them will move on to the final round and go
on a one-on-one date with you.
I've been waiting.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
All right.
It's just, it's just total man.
I'm sorry.
It's just a package, too.
You can take both of us on a date.
Yeah.
We count as one.
They count as one.
That's up to you.
All right.
What's up?
Am I asking a question or...?
It's your question.
Yeah.
Something that means something to you.
Something important.
something that means something to you.
Something important.
What is a life changing experience that you learned from
and how did it affect you?
I feel like a life changing experience,
I've experienced a change in my life
was learning my friend house the way.
I feel like it just made me see life in a,
I mean, it isn't backwards though, but I think everything happens for reasons, so I'd like something from that.
Okay. Sorry about that.
Kind of saying, if someone passed away, that was really close to me.
We were on good terms, and so I learned to just be nice to everyone and, you know, appreciate little moments.
I should be grateful for everything we've done to have everyone.
Sorry about that again.
I'm going to say that grandpa, when he passed away, it was kind of hard on both of us,
and we kind of just had to learn to like go through that.
And her family kind of changed.
And we kind of just learned to get through it together.
And it kind of brought us closer.
So I'm more grateful.
OK.
When also my grandmother, she raised me.
And when she passed away, it was like the first real death
that I'd ever experienced.
So I went into a huge depression.
But I had to learn how to move forward from that.
So that made me a stronger person.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I was just curious to talk to you.
This is just a question.
I was just wondering how you felt about your parents.
Just my parents' divorce, I think
that had a pretty big impact on my life, just
because my mom had to raise me and my sister as a single parent.
And obviously, in my eyes, I was like, OK.
I have to be a strong, independent woman
and take care of my own.
And that definitely changed the trajectory of my life.
Those are all heartfelt, beautiful answers.
I'm very sorry if anyone went through that losses
or experiences.
I need to answer that question.
Well, see that promise, that was the question.
Not sure.
I know it was like without a good friend.
I'm kidding.
I'm just leaving it on.
I won't.
I'll try not to leave it on.
I'll leave it on.
I'll leave it on.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
I'll leave it on.
Sorry, I'll leave it on.
I'll leave it on.
Yeah, I'll leave it on.
I'll leave it on.
I'll leave it on.
I'll leave it on.
Okay, okay, um, yeah, let me, let me take you, let me take you. Okay. Um, what's my question? Okay.
I said you're goldfish now, I want to hear something about.
Um, I got nothing here, Jacques.
How many things? Hold on.
You gotta take something, something that means something to you.
What do you like about me? What's one thing you really like about me?
Each of you?
I feel like I like the way you come out. You seem like very concrete. You seem like very caring.
I don't know, you seem like... you look like a horrible person.
I don't know, like you look like a very strong man.
I am. Can you say dude?
Dude.
What is this?
Oh my god.
You're really easy to talk to. I enjoy talking to you. You have really good fashion taste and I want to know more about you.
You're just like very, I don't know, journey-wise and sweet.
Okay.
Well, we didn't talk about your music, but I think your music's pretty cool.
And, like, also, I go for like nice guys, so nice guys always finish first for me,
and I feel like you give nice guy energy, so that's like where I want to explore that.
Nice guy to go and finish last?
No, never. I feel like that's so stupid. Why would you pick the bad guy that's gonna hurt you?
I love that.
I don't go for that.
What's your answer?
I would say you have great banter. Like, I feel like you flow really well. You have great aura and you have great swag.
Love you. Appreciate that for sure.
Alright, hello.
You're really friendly and you have an inviting energy.
So, it's nice to sit down with you.
Thank you.
For me, obviously once I came out and sat on that chair, you made me feel so comfortable
and welcomed and I was like, damn, this guy is really nice and cute.
Okay.
I'm enjoying this quick.
Jay Shock, five out of six of these girls are about to go on a one-on-one date with
you to really get to know you.
Unfortunately, one has to leave.
So I need you to eliminate one person.
precious honey. Honey, I'm sorry. Honey, listen, I love you. The last answer is a little too basic for me. Are you really sweet? You're amazing.
Thank you.
All right, we're done here.
Oh, can you say follow me?
Oh, yeah, sure.
Thank you.
Oh, okay, follow me up.
Nice.
Okay.
All right, Jayshawk.
Oh my God, anyway.
What?
Yeah, right there, let's prove it.
Okay?
We don't do that shit.
I have to ask,
because this is completely up to you, by the way.
It's a very straight.
Completely up to you.
Are you set with these five to go with the finals?
If there's someone here that you are just not interested in,
you can send them right now.
No, we'll find them.
Okay.
All right.
You guys are all going to go on a one-on-one date
with J-Shock, and then he's going to choose
his winner at the end.
J-Shock, come to the back with me.
Yeah, go to the back.
We'll bring you all guys.
We'll bring you guys back there in 15 minutes
so you guys don't hold down a moment.
Okay.
Yeah, they'll be right back. They'll be right back.
Stop saying
I'm not sure what she's doing, but I don't know what she's doing, but I don't know what
she's doing.
What is she doing?
I don't know.
What is she doing? I don't know.
Amazing, good choices.
She's just shouting herself out.
Is that what she was doing?
Yes, that's what she asked you.
What?
Is she to do a shout-out?
What?
Are there bad people back there?
Yeah, I'm gonna show you.
Yeah, she's doing it again.
Wait, how do I mute it?
Wait, it's muted.
Now to sleep!
Now to sleep.
Now to sleep.
Where's she going?
No, she disappeared.
I'm just gonna tell you about that.
Stop picking your nose, bro.
I kept having snot rockets every time I laugh.
I had to.
Every time I laugh, Chad, I did.
I just had a snot rocket.
I literally had to pick my nose.
Okay.
chat now is the final round okay I really do feel like we should have gone to
down to three but it's whatever bro it's whatever
Oh my God, she's back.
What is she doing?
Can they hear her?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
They're just all trying to shout themselves out.
I'll try to get one more person, fucking Russell, BBL brains, all right, chat shocks
taking a little bathroom break here, no, no, no, no table, no table, no table, count,
It's got to be a couch or something.
Russell, we can't do table.
Why?
It's got to be a couch.
Brother, what couch are we going to bring down here right now?
The one that's right over by the bowling alley.
That massive-ass couch?
It's a two-part.
No, it's not that
This is the couch for Thanos
Why a couch because we already had round one with the table
It's got to be a different look it's got to be a different angle
No the one by the bowling alley that I was sitting on earlier today
I mean, it's better than having a table again, though, I feel.
I mean, we're going to try.
It's, bro, this thing, you count three thousand.
It's just a puzzle piece.
We need to do these two better ones.
I think in order to get faster,
I'm not going to try and just say 15 minutes.
Oh, 15 minutes to take apart a count?
Do you want to come see what it looks like?
No, it's fine.
All right, just do the table.
It's fine.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait, you might speed run it.
I think we got it.
I think we got it.
I think 15 minutes take apart a couch?
Is it a fucking, is it a fucking, what kind of couch is it brother?
Shock how you feeling going to the finals?
Fucking amazing.
So Shock this, the final round is a little bit different.
You gotta put the air pod in now.
Okay.
And I give you at the start of each date a prompt,
and you have to fulfill that prompt
and act it out the entire date.
You mean example?
You need to go into this date
and tell the girl and convince her
that you have a toe fetish
and that you just love suckin' toes.
No, but you make me look bad.
Well, that's an example.
That's an example.
That's the one I gave Nick.
Nick?
Yeah, he went in and he had to tell her
how much he loved toes, and that he loved sucking toes.
I mean, listen, one of them not gonna look bad.
I don't wanna look bad out here.
What do you mean you look bad?
Like, I don't wanna get clipped in a bad way for that.
Okay, okay.
Some of them are more rainbow.
Okay, can you give me an example then?
It's a prompt like that?
I'm gonna be honest, the ones we have are,
they're very interesting.
As long as it's not gonna get me in trouble, you know?
No, it will get you in trouble.
It'll be like, you have to convince her
that you have a kid.
A kid?
A kid.
Oh, okay.
Like tell her you have a son that you just left
in the dust. Okay, okay. Okay. Nothing that'll get you like in trouble. I genuinely know. I
think I know who I'm going to pick though. Already? Yeah, I feel it. Don't say it yet.
Nothing. I think I know where you're going to pick to, but I don't want to say it either.
I don't think you do. I think I switched from what you think. I know what you think.
I will be honest. I was I was shocked when you eliminated someone. I was like actually
shocked the sister with the glasses you check there's five girls out there and
by the way you got about you got about three to five minutes with each okay
all where your air pods you have them let's get ready let's get them connected
Make sure you can hear me.
Oh, no, where's the light?
We're gonna be on a couch.
We're gonna be on a couch?
Oh, that's amazing.
Yeah, you guys are gonna be sitting on a couch.
Can I sleep a jacket off for this one?
If you were, if you're feeling fucking feisty,
they would let the fucking guns out?
Fuck it, bud.
Oh, yeah.
I don't think so just put the other cushion zoom it in a little bit
it. Does this look dumb? I don't think it does.
You're going to say one thing? Well, I'm going to be talking you throughout the entire
thing. Okay.
Oh, you guys can see? I feel like that looks fine, no? It's just a couch. Can I leave
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can I leave this here?
Uh, yeah.
Bro, it's just a couch.
It literally looks crying. It's a couch.
There's gonna be shit going down on that one.
It's gotta be a fucking
$14,000 Japanese couch set.
Brother, it's a couch.
You might like
Well, the question is the kid one right after we say wait what the kid
They might have a kid. Oh, yeah, let's say after the whole date done and I pick a girl. Can I tell them like yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes?
His name is what's his name?
Franklin
Franklin Herbert
Wait Russell lean back Russell lean back
Fuck the couch is broken
Lean it on the wall bro. It's not rocket science
Lean the couch against the wall
Oh my god, okay, whatever.
Yeah, can you get my mince?
Where's your mince?
Get my mince and girl, get my back back.
And I'll get your back back?
From, from, from pocket.
You know what, if you don't want to make use of your girl
and get back, how do you get back?
Yeah, what is he doing?
All right, bro.
Now I just want, are you ready, bro?
Who do you like for me?
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna figure it out.
Who do I like for you?
Who do you really like?
I'm gonna be honest, I think there's a girl out there
who actually is interested in you.
And I think there's a few of them
who aren't interested in you and are just here for the club.
Can you tell me?
No.
Here, give one to the club.
Can you give one to the club?
What are we doing here?
What's this?
Yeah.
Give one to the club.
Well, this is the one I'm going to pick.
Oh, all right.
I think there's one girl.
But she could be just playing a good game.
I don't know.
But I think there's one girl.
I'm between two girls.
But I will say they're just out of those five girls.
Three I would say I picked up on three of them. They don't they're not here for you, bro. They're not they're not there's at least three of them
The winners out of the final five. Yeah
So, you know, I forgot what one of them is
We got the pink hair the sisters this the Spanish one and who's the last one
Who's the last one?
the dude girl who do oh that one yeah the one in the cool ass outfit yeah
uh you got him it's mince yeah just let me call you on the airport you got it
in yeah okay let me call you make sure you can hear me good all right chat
We're about to go out there.
Do you just have a left side?
Right?
Oh, do you just have to be on D&D?
You want me to sit on the left side?
No, no, no, no.
You're good like that.
Do you just have to be on D&D?
You call this before.
You want me to sit here?
Yeah, yes, sit there.
Hello.
OK, can you hear me?
You can't hear me?
Do I have to go again?
Can you hear me?
You're gonna have your mic be there.
Yeah, all right
How late night is in the arcade each hour probably not gonna go to the arcade
Huh
Hello, Jay shock. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Okay, got you got you
Scam, it's not a scam chat, there's video shoot ran two and a half hours longer than normal
today and I have quite literally been moving around on my knee all day up and down stairs
fucking 15 times.
Don't come here.
Okay, I got you.
Oh, I gotta stay on the phone.
Yeah, you have to stay on the phone.
Call me again.
First, I'm going to keep your side mirror at the back of your seat.
L.A.C.
We're just going to keep your, your, your side of your head, and then you can do yourself.
LAC never, I don't need you.
You want me to mute?
You're good, I'll be there.
Well leave it on me.
Yeah, leave it on me.
Okay, you ready, Sean? Go up there.
Yeah, the fuckers are never happy yet kind of gets old bro it actually like sucks
Plans so much shit, put together so much shit, and it's just like...
Any angles are fine?
Yeah, probably just one angle.
Try this one.
Don't want to swap, let's make sure you rest it down.
Hold on, Dijon, I'm trying to fix these headphones.
He's a piece of me of football.
Oh, she's got one of the shoesies.
How do you just hang a little bit on the shoesies?
Oh!
What do you use this?
Huh?
What do you use this?
Oh, no, no, no.
I don't know.
I don't know how they got tangled.
Hold on, Jayson.
Give me one sec.
OK.
All right.
He has that shit.
I'm not following.
The girls are going to hear you.
OK.
Jayson, can you hear me?
OK.
Okay, hold on.
Yeah, you have to, see.
Book up.
All right, shock.
J-Shock, do not lean backwards.
Yes, J-Shock, do not lean backwards, okay?
You're in charge, come on, get up.
Okay.
J-Shock, testing, can you hear me?
I don't have a fucking understanding of it.
Wait, hold on, J. Schatz.
Is Russell trying to raise?
No.
Is she trying to pull me again?
J-Shock, can you hear me?
Yeah.
Yes?
Yes.
Okay, perfect.
Um, okay.
Chad, if y'all have any prompts for J-Shock that y'all think would be funny, type it
in the chat so I can get on.
I'll make it look bad.
I'll make it look bad.
I'll make it look bad.
Turn the background audio.
Did you promise him shout outs?
No, I just fucked up by accidentally saying yes to the first girl.
I don't fuck this Russell and Luke have so much pool or else.
Okay, Jay Shock, are you ready for your first prompt?
Give it to me, Jarvis.
Your first prompt throughout the entire date, you have to relate everything she says to your ex.
So if she says, oh my favorite colors blue you say, oh my ex-girlfriend
you can make up a name if you want. Her favorite color was blue.
So relate everything to her?
Yes, you have to just be like sobbing, like sob-storing over your ex and just like comparing her to your ex and relating everything she says to your ex-girlfriend.
With every girl? All five girls?
No, just the first girl.
Just the first three?
The first girl.
Okay.
Okay.
Fuck me.
It's good.
And then remember, throughout it, if I say something to you, you have to say what I say.
Okay.
Chad, this is going to be hard because he can't hear me.
How many people have you done this segment with?
I've done Love is in the Ear with.
I think you're the sixth episode, maybe?
I think you're the sixth.
What number am I?
You're the sixth episode.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, thank you.
Of course, bro.
Oh, maybe five.
Speak louder, boy, and talk it loud.
You can hear the headphones through the mic.
I don't think you're saying maybe you
How do you get it?
Through his air pod, it's getting picked up and he's going back and forth.
How the fuck, that's how loud it is?
I think because he has that phone volume.
Is that what?
He has that phone volume.
He's so funny.
You changed?
Get a key.
Oh, it's Coco down there.
Oh my God, hi.
Hey, why is Coco down there?
Oh my God.
I have a shit suit too.
Yeah I do.
Why are you scaring us upstairs?
I wish I did.
But you're not a cat right now.
How many dogs?
I have one. I just got my puppy.
So I'm looking for one.
Tell her your ex had a puppy.
It's okay.
My ex used to do dog shit like that.
Like clumsy shit.
Oh my god. I just got my two.
Yeah.
Well how many dogs do you have one?
Yeah just one.
If she had one dog too, that's crazy.
Was she good?
She was okay.
Say, she was amazing.
It's crazy.
You can't hear me.
You can't hear me.
Somebody can't hear me.
A little bit.
We'll trust if you...
Yeah, it's normal because you do people...
We might have to let him out.
Tell me more about yourself. I want to know more.
Tell me some facts about you.
Well, I used to live in Mexico. I grew up in Mexico.
I moved out here when I was 19.
What is Coco doing?
My ex.
Oh my god!
Oh, it's a terrible...
We were going to a birthday.
What?
I just start talking about how much you miss your ex.
When was she born?
No, not yet.
Yeah, September or something.
That's something different. But yeah, I grew up in Mexico.
You can't hear me.
I live by myself.
Well, how long you lived by yourself?
I moved out of my house when I was 18.
When I graduated like a week after.
No, he's not even born in China.
He can't hear me.
Yeah, I like my mom and everything, but we both had to live now.
No, you were in some crazy?
Yeah.
We dated in high school, me and her.
And she was in a similar situation.
She moved out of the house when she was 18, too.
So like you are like a clone of this woman.
So am I like the reddest flag ever?
You're getting a little bit of red flag, but...
But that's not my fault.
Say no, you're not a red flag because I still love her.
But you know, you have the same color hair as her.
Like a green-ass, dirty mom.
I'm dead, yeah, lean into the mic.
No?
No.
Okay, so what do you have?
She's getting fucking green out of the stove.
Really?
You might be a clone of her.
It might be her sister.
It might be.
What if this is a set up?
Nope.
What if this is a set up?
A set up?
What do you mean?
I'm just kidding.
No, it ain't trusty.
I don't know.
Like, everything you just said to me is like, her.
Which is not good.
I'm sorry.
I should be myself.
You gotta name the same one thing different.
What thing different about me?
She was funnier because he's trying to guess what I'm saying.
I'm very much my type and I feel like it's crazy to have all these qualities in the way.
Tell her it's okay because you're still in love with your ex.
I don't know. Where did she go?
Let me ask you, did you like the party?
No, I don't really like one. I feel like I turned 21 and that party was like my...
That's not what I said.
I mean I have to do it because I was 21. I don't like the party. No I like to
chill too you know. I like to go out like one-on-one I'm not a big party guy
I hate that shit. Because you don't like drinking. You know what do you drink? I like to drink here in there.
What's like your favorite drink? I love whiskey. I like whiskey. What is it?
Whiskey?
Oh, whiskey?
Yeah.
Did she like whiskey too?
She liked whiskey too!
Oh, shit!
How many things do you like?
I don't know, but I think she's also a cool-ass girl, honestly.
She's cool, but like it's like, you bring it back.
It's like, I don't want to hear it.
Tell her you're still in love with her.
It's a dream.
I'm going to throw the dog.
No, I'm not going to throw the dog.
What's she doing?
Go go her now.
Did she get aggressive?
The dog is like the whole video.
Would she get aggressive with you?
Would she get drunk?
No, no, no.
She was a nice drunk?
I mean, I never really, like, seen her drink too much,
but I know she was
within the drink and whiskey, you know.
What if she likes to drink a whiskey with her?
Like, old fashioned.
I don't like old fashioned.
I like whiskey and sort of water,
whiskey and red bull, you know?
Whiskey and red bull.
But I like shots.
Well, I don't like like sippy.
She had the same routine.
Oh my gosh.
You just want me to be her so bad.
I know, but like, I know that you know.
Maybe I'm like the better version of her.
J-Shock, you got to cut it.
I know.
OK, ask me three questions.
I actually can't hear anything.
I want to know how I've even seen before.
Like, nine?
Maybe, like, I've been single since 2018, 2019.
What's the math on that?
I don't know, I'm poor at what math.
She was really bad at math.
Oh my god, she wouldn't be me if she was good at math, because I'm bad at math, but that's what I'm saying.
I mean, one more question. Two more.
Shaysha, your time is up.
Do you want me to give my girl a say or a pause?
Can I actually give you a good say or a pause?
You can say that.
I might not really like that.
girls to airpulge in a day. Oh my god, can't grow from her mistakes. I could have lied. I should have
just lied honestly. But that's not good. I'm not a liar but look what I get for being honest. Like
now you're judging me from my past after I told you. You're the man who did it. Do you really like
me for me and do you like me for this? I feel like I would have to get to know you more but
I feel like so far I think you're super gentle and nice. I feel like I didn't expect you.
I mean I expect you to be a little shy but you're not shy at all. I'm like you make me
Do you feel comfortable?
Yeah, do you feel like that?
Do you feel comfortable?
A little bit.
Be honest. How do you feel?
I feel like...
like I ate nine.
Not like I ate six seven, but like I ate nine.
And I ate six seven, but ate nine.
Okay, that's good.
Not bad.
I just think like...
Time!
Are you hiding something from me?
I found out...Time!
I don't know what to do, you know, like I just...
And I didn't even...
Something's happening, I was...
He turned the phone off and he's following me.
Discovering stuff, so...
Time's up, time's okay.
Next.
Yo, Jay Shock.
Jay Shock.
Jay Shock.
Jay Shock.
Should I fix the couch?
Jay Shock!
Sorry.
It's not your good.
Jay Shock!
I'm so cute.
Can you hear anything?
Huh?
Can you hear him?
Yeah.
He was talking.
I've been screaming!
No, I've been talking the whole time.
I've been talking the whole time.
Oh, and the volume was all the way down.
Oh my God, bro.
The volume was all the way down.
Yo, Jay Shock.
Lacey put your phone.
Can you hear me now?
can you hear me now yeah I was screaming okay how do you feel how do you
feel about the year 101 day with her be honest right at one attend what I hear
Yeah, it's just so low, bro, but you can hear me though a little bit screen that
me brother. Can you hear me? Yes. Okay. Jay shock. Your next date to prompt is
every like 45 seconds or every 30 seconds you have to say to the girl can I be
honest with you and then you have to say something completely random or normal
so just like like act like you're about to say like can I be honest with you and
then just say something completely normal yeah or normal I'll toss some
things in here and there.
Can I answer you?
I'm really like bananas.
Sure, yeah.
Sure.
Sure.
But you've got to spam it.
You've got to do it every 30 seconds.
Even if you interrupt her.
Every 30 seconds?
Yes, interrupt her while she's talking and doing it.
OK.
Russell, send this out.
What the fuck?
It's just couch, right?
At least you make sure.
The volume has been cut out.
Wait, yeah, I'll get it.
Are you all right?
Lacey, have you ever seen me?
Lacey?
Yes?
You saved me the problems.
I just gave you it.
I know, I know, I know.
What the questions?
Okay, got you, got you, got you.
One of my favorites.
Sorry.
Can I call you daddy? Because remember I told you I was going to call you daddy?
Daddy? How are you going to call me daddy?
Alright, can I be honest with you?
I told you I called my daddy.
Could I be honest with you?
Yeah.
I love bananas.
I love...
like skincare shit.
I love it.
Like, I don't see my own, like,
clenders, all that stuff.
You like that? You like to stay there?
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Oh my god.
That's a question.
Where to be?
Okay, cool.
Well, I love me some skincare.
I love to get my skin exfoliated
and also off to my touch.
Can I be honest with you?
I love the stash boys.
Me too.
Right?
Yes, okay. I always go to a safe way and get a talentee like pistachio ice cream in those like little like can
Ask her what her favorite ice cream is
Say can I be honest with you?
Fucking hate ice skating. Oh my god. I guess it's hard as I know I know
We could definitely, but it's like by me like the, in the winter, like it's so cozy and like go to different parks and then have any shit.
Yeah, it's kind of romantic though, especially when you get to like, you know, I'll like teach you in one whole hands.
Can everybody ask me a real quick?
I don't like folding tables.
Like folding tables, they pinch me a lot.
Yeah, literally you fuck.
Why can't they just like be regular tables?
Why can't you just be a fucking table?
Okay, J-Shock, ask her a deep question about life.
Ask her what the meaning of life is, in her opinion.
Can I be like this is I know I know this is I will answer
I gotta be honest with you. Yes. I need to know your meaning of life
My meaning of life. What's your purpose? What's your meaning of life?
To enjoy it to the fullest see what else enjoy life to the fullest
Yeah, I'd answer the main thing. Okay, great. What about you?
I think meeting a life is to make your purpose, you have to love something so much that it
has an impact on other people, you know, to me doing content and me making music and
me just doing what I do, if I love it so much that it has an impact on other people
I think that should be the meaning of it.
Tell her to give her top three favorite artists.
message are you trying to portray out of that? Like out of content, out of music.
What am I trying to what? What's your message? Just be myself, like keep
creating new things, keep doing heavy items for you. I don't like fire, earth, water, and air.
What do you like? I think I like different elements. I don't know what elements you want, but I don't like fire, earth, water, or air, you know?
Okay, cool. That's valid.
What were you saying before? Like, how do I...?
What was, like, the purpose of your music?
Can I be honest with you? Can I be honest with you?
Absolutely.
I ate a bacon, egg, and cheese this morning.
I love bacon, egg, and cheese with ketchup.
I don't know about all that.
You don't like those?
I don't know about all that.
You don't even know how to make it in your cheese?
Bacon, eggs, and cheese, and ketchup? Like, what are you doing? There's so much going on.
What's going on?
What?
Have you ever had one?
I'll try it with you.
You want to make this one?
All right, Jason, I'm going to let you cook in the last minute.
Do your thing.
I'll cook it for you.
I'm going to cook it with it.
I hope you like it.
How do you like it, Greg?
Is it scrambled?
Let me answer you.
No, I'm not going to answer you.
Me neither.
Let me answer you?
Absolutely.
I don't know how I feel about pink hair.
What if you made it green or blue?
Let me ask you a question.
Can I be honest with you?
Okay.
I don't know why you're wearing,
oh you take it off.
Right?
Yeah.
Okay, that's fine.
That's fine.
Can I be honest with you?
Oh my God, he's spitting it.
I love Jordan over Adidas.
Let me check real quick.
You like it?
You right.
Can I be honest with you?
Yes.
When I saw you, like,
I was like really, really in here.
I think like you would be a really good person to go out with, but I don't know white material.
I don't know if you like me for me or if you like me for the cameras.
Let me tell you something right now.
Well, can I be out with you?
I don't like pizza bagels.
Fucking hate them.
Well, we are learning so much about each other right now.
Yeah.
Can I be out with you?
God, this is so funny.
I think that red is better than blue.
You should sell that blue as your favorite color.
I don't like blue.
OK.
I like green.
OK.
OK.
I can walk with that.
I'm keeping up.
I'm keeping up.
That be honest with you?
Yes.
I think rice is a better side than mashed potatoes.
You need to.
I love rice.
What, you like rice?
I'm half Asian.
Oh, you are?
Yeah.
Did we say that before?
Did you tell me that?
No.
Okay, J-Shox, you gotta wrap the date up.
Alright, can I be honest with you?
I gotta wrap this up.
Where we going? On our next date?
Perhaps.
Tell her it's shock o'clock.
Is this going to be in the Hamanus?
You know Hamanus?
What time is it?
It's shock o'clock.
Fuck yeah.
Alright, be good.
Bye.
Can I be honest with you?
That was a great conversation.
Thank you.
Oh.
Can I be honest with you?
Yes.
I love the number 99.
I like the number 69.
Oh, shit.
All right, J-Shock.
That was perfect, bro.
Magaleta, have you died?
Okay, J-Shock.
Were you talking to her,
but you weren't saying anything?
Not in the last, like, two minutes.
I was just letting you...
I said, J-Shock,
I'mma let you cook,
and then you told her to cook for her.
Was that good?
Yeah, that was that was good. That was good. Okay, Jason, are you ready? Are you ready for the last
four or four year prompts for girl number three?
The third prompt.
Third prompt.
Give it to me.
So throughout the day in order for it to be a success, you could have whatever conversation
you want, you could raise, you could take it become Riz o'clock, but you have to call her
the wrong name at least seven times so just keep talking to her how it is but keep calling her the
wrong name yeah so here if you're in the middle of a conversation you just got to call her the wrong
name like act like you just can't like you keep you just don't spam it but like every like 30
seconds to a minute just just call her the wrong name okay could i switch up the name
Yeah switch it up, switch it up.
Okay I got it. I'm ready.
You can hear the air pod chat. What do you want me to do bro?
Not everything can be fucking perfect. You can't hear me.
The air pods on Max volume. I'm screaming as before and he still can't hear me.
She was flirting hard with me bro.
Can I be honest with you?
Lisa, I can't hear you.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Ask her her name as soon as she sits down.
Say what was your name again?
See you later.
Oh my goodness, look who it is.
One over.
Waiting for me.
Yes, I already forgot your name.
Nicky.
Nicky.
Nicky.
Nicky.
Is it Nicki Minaj?
No, Nicki like with the M.
Oh, Ricky.
Nicki, like Nicki Minaj.
Ricky, Ricky, Ronaldo.
Close enough.
Nicki Minaj.
Yeah.
How are you doing?
How are you feeling for now, good?
I'm good, how are you?
Good, feel a little bit better now, we're comfortable.
Oh, I know right, me too.
So like, every single other birthday,
he's been under my ear.
OK, well, I mean, that's what you really like to do.
Honestly, Nicky, I like going cold card.
Nicky, right?
Nicky.
I like taking Nicky Mouse.
Nicky Mouse.
Nicky Mouse.
Yeah.
Nicky Mouse.
Yeah, whatever you want then.
You can call me whatever you want.
Shit.
Okay.
That makes it harder.
Just have an actual conversation
with the start risen heart.
So like, I like doing fun things.
I like, I wanna do like a food tour.
Okay.
I want to thank you to all my food spots in New York.
You know, me.
I'm blushing.
I know.
Especially, like, J-Shock and Amy.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
You know what I think?
You sound so good.
Friends.
You're beautiful.
You're easy.
And listen, Nikki, like, I think you're really cool.
I like your style.
I like your hair, you know.
I want to learn more about you.
Like, just help me tell me some more.
I'm like your family, like your friend.
Like, what else did I do for fun?
Okay, very close to my family, let my mom see her a lot, have a little brother, IDJ.
Um, ADM, and, yeah, and, I like...
You DJ?
Yes, I DJ.
What's your DJ name, like Grace or something?
Like DJ Grace?
Oh, it's probably DJ Nicky, right?
Yeah, it's Nick the Mouse, but...
Nick the Mouse?
Yeah, Nick the Mouse, but I like...
I like the way you take a shiny bottle, give it a thunk.
I don't care.
I like anime conventions.
So, I DJ anime conventions, I like music just like you.
Can I be honest with you?
Yeah.
I don't even know your name.
That's okay.
What was it?
Say what your full name?
My full name.
Like Alangelo?
Yeah, you're pretty close.
Is it like Alangelo?
Show me.
Or Leonardo?
Well, what's yours?
You don't know my name?
Hey, Jason.
My name's just a little off.
Fuck the prompt.
I think you like her.
Just raise her up.
It's Mickey.
M-I-C-K-E-I.
I think I really like you.
I know.
I really like you.
I think I really like you.
I think...
I think I might have to lie.
I think I really like you.
I think I really like you.
I think I might have to legally change your name to not Mickey, not Nicky. I think it should just be mom.
Oh my god, yeah, that sounds good.
Really?
Yeah, that's what I want my name to be.
I think first date, I make you breakfast in bed, put on a little Netflix film.
You're gonna make me cry.
Okay, then we're going to lunch on the beach.
Yes.
You know, maybe have a picnic.
Yes.
I mean, after that, maybe we go to an arcade or go-cars, and then we just sit on the couch,
eat junk food.
Yes.
I love that.
I'm already blushing.
I don't hear you.
I don't hear you.
I don't hear you.
You're talking to me.
Oh my gosh, you guys heard it first.
You hear it?
I think it's going to happen.
Grace, I love you so much.
Okay?
Thank you.
I want you to be like, I want to walk down the roadway and pronounce you, Jayshack
and Heather, I'm not sure if you want a bit more.
Sounds amazing.
You got all of my names.
Can we get there?
Yeah.
That's your name, right?
All of them.
All of them.
All of the voices in your head.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everyone wanting you just named.
All right.
Well, I love you, Nikki.
And I will see you.
You know what?
I'm going to give you this.
Don't break my heart.
I haven't given this to anyone yet.
When I say you deserve it.
Oh, my God.
And I just broke it.
Oh, you broke that.
Don't break my heart.
I will not.
heart. I will not. Don't break my heart. Ash is so big that I can't even pull out. What?
There you go. All right. Kelly? Yeah, I love you so much. I love you too. I'm going to keep this
from you. You can break this, just don't break my heart. I'm going to show up. Okay, perfect.
Sure.
Bye.
Bye, Sarah.
Bye.
Chat, should I send the sisters out together?
Ashley.
Be good.
I'm going to kick him in the car.
I'm kicking him in the car.
All right.
Should I overstate the relative and send the sisters out
at the same time with them?
All right.
What's with the property?
What's with the property, Jack?
No.
Lazy.
Lazy.
Oh, wait.
OK, Jay Shock.
Please, you gotta give me a better one. I was funny.
Okay, I got news for you, bro.
For this last one, okay?
Huh?
For this one, I'm gonna do no prompt.
I just want you to be Riz O'Clock.
Wait, you're gonna...
No prompt?
No prompt.
Just be you and just get Rizzy.
I want a shock o'clock time.
Riz O'Clock.
Do you have exactly a Riz O'Clock mode?
No problem.
Send him in.
Are you going to talk at all?
Nope, it's all you.
Alright, let me do my thing.
I'm going to let you go.
He's not going to be expecting this chat.
I'm sending the sisters in together. Fuck it.
I think they like fucking know I have an air pod now.
Who's that?
Yeah, you know, it's kind of, huh?
That's fine.
That's fine.
Oh my god, wait, how loud is it going to be Ron?
Wait, I actually want to hear it.
Is it going to hurt my ears?
Wait, it's not as loud as crazy.
I'm not talking to the freaking garage.
Need to be in the middle.
Who needs to be in the middle?
Alright Russell.
Send him in.
Send him in.
Send him in.
Send him in.
Send him in.
Send him in!
All right, they're coming in, Jayshaw, get ready.
She's coming in.
All right, Lisa, can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
All right.
It's all you, Jayshaw. I'm gonna let you do your thing.
You're the Riz kick.
Can you?
Riz kick, maybe.
We'll fucking hick up there, eh boys?
Oh no. Two? Am I getting the middle?
Oh my god, you got the perfect left to range. Are you getting left to the range?
I'm over here.
But I told you earlier that I like to feed my man and take care of him.
What is this? A wobber?
Yeah, I did.
But I can feed it to you.
What?
Like a little bite. Just a little something.
A little nibble?
A little nibble.
Oh, oh, are you messing up already?
Sorry.
You got just bread.
Yes, Brad, hold up.
Let me get you some bread.
Is this like a regular thing that we'll be doing?
Well, if we're going to be going on a date...
Yeah, let's hold it together.
Oh my God.
Two girls, one murder.
Good boy.
She just rubbed his head.
Is that good?
Perfect. You can finish the rest later, you can save it.
No, we just wanted to show you that if you date us, we're getting the best of those worlds.
But how is that going to work?
Well, we're sisters. We're just like, you can have, when it comes to like everything else, you know,
60 times, that's one at a time, but everything else we do together.
What do you think life may be more than?
I don't know, we can duel it out.
Yeah, Loki, we were already arguing about it over there.
We were already arguing about it.
Well, some more right now.
Some more?
One brother.
One, two, three, four.
I declare some more.
Maneuvers.
Smooth maneuvers.
Who wants it?
No.
You motherfucker.
Okay, you both win.
Where are we going on a first date right here?
I feel like you want to take the record,
because you were talking about money before,
and you were talking about the same thing,
and you guys have control a little bit.
Okay, so we were not kidding.
I'm serious, take us back to New York.
We want to do, but take us to the deli,
take us wherever you want to take us.
We want to go somewhere that you're
like showing us your roots.
Like, we want to meet mom,
like we want to meet the family,
We want to do it all.
Will my mom cook for you?
We've never been to New York,
so this would be our first time going,
so we just want to.
I'll cook for you.
Really?
I mean, what should we cook for you?
I could have used it down to relax,
but we'll cook for you.
You trying to muck?
Yeah, mucking.
Mucking, huh?
Mucking, huh?
I would love to make you some Italian food.
We can do some alabaca pasta.
Can you cook too?
Or do Mexican food?
I'm good at Mexican food,
but she's better with the pasta.
What was your ethnicity again?
We're both Hispanic.
What kind of Hispanic?
Latina.
I love that.
You got the Daners.
No, we are.
You got the Daners.
No.
But how are you feeling about a date with us?
Very hot.
We want to go to, we do want to go to New York.
I don't rule like who I was leaning more towards.
Like a little kid, a little bit more you.
But I think you really are to be a part of this.
Hey, if you like my little sister, I'm all for it.
You know, I'm team her always, so if you choose her,
I'll be the maid of honor
and I will cherish you guys together.
Oh, you said it.
No, not at all.
I'm actually really glad you said that
because I thought that we would have her.
Yeah, well, I mean, of course.
Here you go.
We always, like, we come as a package.
I ask if you are married to one,
if it's okay if you're fool around
with your work here and there.
What if I was married to you?
When I like fool around once a month with her.
She's a little crazy.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
What's my best mind?
If you're mine, I'm so sorry.
My sister is not going to touch you.
She's going to be around for sure.
She's going to be in the house.
We definitely are going to hang out.
What if I mistaked her for you?
I don't know.
I have so much.
I'm crazy.
It would definitely be crazy.
It's crazy. It'd definitely be wild because I'm crazy like you don't want to see the
Latina me like I get a little talk to you but that's how you know that you like I
love you. I know what girls talk to. What is the most toxic thing you've ever done?
Okay okay so talking back about my ex who cheated on me the way that I found
out was I went through his phone while he was asleep and I literally like I saw
everything well he wasn't even like trying to hide it it was his birthday
like he wasn't trying to hide it so the most craziest thing I've ever done was
that but once like you know once you start and you find the whole thing
You're not going to stop.
Have you been in four relationships, have you said?
No.
That's not even bad.
Well, you know, what's the toxic thing you're doing?
Dang, I'm kind of saying...
You ever said what a bad tattoo?
No, no, no.
Actually, okay, so I dated this guy.
I was a high school sweetheart and he was growing.
He's like fitness page, but he was being really fucking mean to me.
And I'm pretty sure Loki, he definitely cheated on me.
Like, I, I, I couldn't almost guarantee it.
And I deleted his account while he was growing.
But I didn't think he deserved it.
What?
I'm going to ask him.
I want to see how big our hands are, like all together.
So like, three, two, hers, all yours.
I just want to see what's our perfect fit.
Oh yeah, I feel like we, oh shit.
What if the hand got in there?
Oh shit.
We have the same size hands.
What did that have to do with it?
I was looking, just thinking, because like,
if we held hands, we all held, like, look.
Are you a mom or a child person though?
Like, are you doing this?
This is better, this is better.
If we were gonna hold hands, I just want to know
how comfortable that would feel.
And my hands are perfect.
Yeah, they're all the perfect.
But they're also perfect for her.
We have to just walk real quick.
Yeah, let's do it together.
Let me do one with you.
OK, hold on.
Oh my god.
Wait, I'm like, hey.
Hey, what are you doing?
There you go.
No, let's go.
That feels good.
He's freezing.
He's freezing.
That's a little cold.
It's a little cold.
Yeah, well, she is shorter.
So I can see the high things, the whole thing better, the whole thing more you, and you have no tattoos, you're clean as hell.
I like your look too, I don't know.
Well, I do have one tattoo.
It's from my grips.
This is from Japan, so I got this done from Japan.
Where?
You went there?
Yeah, I love traveling, so I'm telling you.
All right, I'll show you.
Oh, so it's the dragon.
I don't know if you can see it.
So there's a dragon and then there's a geisha.
So when I went to Japan, right before I'd seen a movie, it's called The Diaries of a Geisha,
something like that.
But I, then I went to Japan and I met this tattoo artist and he was telling me that his lineage was from...
Oh my god, he's loving it!
J-Shock, your time is up!
So when I started talking to him, he told me he was a one-person tattoo artist, won a bunch of medals,
and I was like, fuck it, put it on me.
I know what I thought of the country, I know what I thought of the country, you know.
You felt it, you felt it.
Yeah, I went to Tokyo.
No, we've been to Tokyo.
Tell them you want to go out of the country with them.
I want to go out of the country with one of you.
Okay, no, let's do it.
Yes, sir.
I'm going to be a good sister here and say you guys are vibing hard.
I'm going to let you have your one-on-one.
I'll be a good wingman for you.
One-on-one?
I should go on.
Do I let them cook?
Do I let them cope with the one I have to?
I'm an L-Mans if I don't.
Well, now I have your blessing.
So where are we traveling to first?
She knows how to wear a mask.
How about Australia?
Okay, down.
But have you seen how big the spiders are?
She's gonna win, bro.
She knows what she's doing.
No, I'm like, knock-a-bye, you know, I'm up.
She's gonna come at you like,
it's very nice.
Like, this big.
Like, I kid you not.
They're like, this big.
And then their webs are even bigger.
They're like, literally?
Filling this couch?
No, I don't know.
They're gonna be killing the spiders.
Ask her if she wants to go right after the tree.
You want to hang out after the train?
Of course.
OK.
We could go to like, in and out, or go to arcade or something.
Go to arcade.
OK, perfect.
Yeah, I think we're going to go to arcade.
Oh, that's a great idea.
OK, perfect.
All right, that could be a little cool.
Hang out.
Yeah, perfect.
OK.
I can't.
Oh, you're wrong.
We'll hug.
I know.
I might have went this way, and so did you.
What's wrong with this?
Yeah, here.
You want to try it?
Oh, without it.
Well, I'll use the meat.
I think I like a better on I love them on I'm like I love
Okay
Loki bonus
You want being for Halloween start losing her shock. I mean like everything about your ears
Like your hair
No, I just did that
Just teeth like what are you like white and she looks like it's your smile
It smells perfect.
Please stop!
This is the one you have here too.
This is my Balenciaga knife.
Oh my god.
Did you buy it or did you get it from one of your exes?
No, I bought it.
I got the money.
I told you, I take care of my hands.
You just keep looking at the camera and said it.
Well, do you have any other questions for me?
Ask what your favorite free physical qualities about you are.
I have to thank our mom and dad.
We have some crazy genetics.
genetics. One more question. Honestly, I honor off the camera. I hope it's for the camera.
What do you like about me? Okay, so I'm gonna change my question. I'm gonna change my answer
from earlier. So earlier I told you that I like nice guys and I feel like you're a nice
guy. I like that you have interest in me and I feel like you've shown me that you
want to actually get to know me.
Like we've obviously talked to everyone,
but I feel like your intention with me
feels a little bit different.
I mean, I obviously, I did hear how the other,
interactions with the other girls,
but I feel like we have more of a little bit of connection.
Some connection with history.
I haven't been in a relationship in like eight, nine years.
And I'm looking for someone, if they understand this though,
like I'm super busy and I'm super dedicated to like
getting better at my craft and I truly want to become one of the greatest ever do it, no matter what it is.
And if you can be patient with me and be there for me and support me for that,
and just be my ride or die through all of it, then I'm your man.
That's exactly how I be myself. Right now I'm just trying to focus on myself.
Here's a true test.
I feel like it's more just following my path.
I actually want to like get down. I love you, too
You are like a sweetie cutie pie. I can't handle it. I really can I don't know if the camera's like picking up on this
But I love you watch your job is selling a shackle clock
So this has been a great thing
hopefully we could pick it up
I'm going to beat you an air hockey, because I'm super competitive and air hockey.
We'll see.
All right, G-Shock, come back in here, please.
Was that the last one?
Yeah, shock, come back in here.
Was it the last one?
Together
I j-shock pull back up
Shout how do I tell them bro, I don't got the heart
You need your pants
That's what I'm talking about shock. That's what I'm talking about. How you feeling?
You said I love you. How you feeling? I feel like we gotta go to the arcade. I'm
gonna be honest. It's a little late. It's a little late. But you and her could go to
the arcade. It closes in I think 30 minutes. What time? 11.
You got a hotel and everything, dude.
You got a hotel and everything.
So, okay, can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
Are you getting clout chaser vibes from anyone?
I think, I don't really think any of them really.
I mean, a little bit, you know,
I think the one with the pink hair a little bit,
I was shunting.
You good?
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
I think that I want something to suck on.
She's calling daddy and I want too much.
Yeah.
Do you have another Altoid?
I'm trying to suck on something.
Yeah, sure.
She's not working.
What about the one in the first one?
The Spanish one?
Yeah.
Oh, she cheated.
She did. She did.
What's the matter?
She's like, this is the fight.
Oh, shit! I forgot about her.
Yeah. So, I'm gonna be honest here, okay?
You gotta tell me about her. I think she likes me.
I'll say this.
I think...
This is the best thing I think.
Out of these five girls.
Unfortunately,
there's only one
That's cute.
That I think is gentle.
There's only one.
Are you going to tell me?
I'm not going to tell you.
Why?
Because then you're going to choose that answer.
I promise you I'm not going to tell you the answer.
I know who I want to pick.
Lacey, look at me.
I promise.
Just tell me.
I can't help you.
You're not helping me.
That is helping you.
I can't help you.
I can't help you.
You can give me a hint.
We've gotten this far, bro.
You can't put me on the bad one.
like what if I pick her and you're like, oh fuck.
We're gonna see your judgment.
Listen, we're gonna go out there, me and you, okay?
Mm-hmm.
And you're gonna stand in front of the five girls
and you're just going to eliminate them.
No questions.
I'm gonna say, Jay Shock, please eliminate one girl.
You're gonna eliminate one, send her home.
I'm gonna say, Jay Shock,
please eliminate another girl.
You're gonna eliminate one
and you're gonna send her home.
And we're gonna do that until there's two girls left, okay?
Two girls.
And then we're gonna answer the question.
And then I'm gonna talk to them both privately one-on-one.
And...
You're gonna, okay.
What? I like that.
I'm gonna talk to them both privately one-on-one.
And then without you hearing,
you can't reach out for this part, by the way, no chat.
And then you're gonna come in
and you're gonna choose your winner.
But when are you talking to them now?
Just how the dates went, how they feel, honest opinion on you.
Okay?
Let me ask you a referrity.
Holy shit.
You really, what about Elf Stream?
Are you gonna tell me?
Yeah, of course.
Well, who I know, who you don't like for me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, you bastard.
What the fuck?
You made that thing!
You made that thing!
Who made that shit?
Is it ready?
Yeah, we're just gonna go, um,
full camera.
Like this?
Or, straight full camera.
Can I have my bookie please?
so you can't run your head.
I don't know about that.
Let me tell you this, before I go out there.
Yeah.
I mean, real like, transparent.
Like, shimmery.
How are you feeling like about these girls?
No, this isn't about that, about none of this.
Okay.
I'm gonna be real like transparent, are we you?
Not one of the shimmery you.
I knew there were a lot of big creators,
and they were like, I didn't even know you were going.
I'll tell you, like, you got picked, obviously,
but I didn't know, like, we'd be this cool together,
I think that you're really genuine and I think I think I don't know if I think we have a really good friendship
And I do
No, bro, I
Remember what do you mean? I'm saying I want you to know that I really like you're the friend
I'll cook with you a lot to Jason. That's why I'm always having you pull out this one
Most have you come over and you call me whether it's on stream off-stream answer and except for the day
I was in surgery. Yes, um, but yeah, I just want to thank you for being my friend, of course
Thank you for being my friend
It's always fun
Ready it's a final showdown shot. It's the final. He just friends on it. Come with you. Yes
It's the final showdown shot. It's the final showdown. All right, tell the girls that they're on cam now
I'm wondering, so I'm like, no.
I'm passing from what I actually thought.
I don't think so.
You know what I'm saying first of all.
You're like, oh my shit.
I'm rolling in.
Hi.
I'm rolling in.
Are we?
No.
Is that a question?
No, it's good.
Very good.
We're good?
Fuck out.
I'm rolling in.
OK.
Congratulations, all five of you
made it to the very finals.
but only one of you can win.
Jay Shock, out of these five girls,
only one can win.
I just wanna say all of you, I cut you off.
All of you are freaking amazing.
Your energy, your style, everything about all of you
is just incredible.
So don't take it in if I don't pick you.
It's like I don't have for you like that.
You all are incredible.
Don't be like upset her sad
and Jay Shock doesn't pick you.
That's what he's trying to say.
On the contrary, if I do pick you, it's because I really am interested in you, and I really
want to get to know you on and off camera.
Okay.
Listen, you think you can do Puget Shot two or three roses, or he can write now on two
or three, and then we can ask questions.
Say your name is one more time for the camera.
Follow me with pop contestants.
I'm Maya.
I'm Aliyah.
I'm Cash.
My name's Aliyah.
And I'm Mickey.
Okay.
Manage.
three. Mickey Minaj. Okay.
Here are three roses. Okay. This is for the elimination or elimination?
No. So. How did this work? Right off the bat, I'm going to need
you to eliminate one girl. And I gave them a rose?
Just tell them why and eliminate them.
I'm going to have to eliminate you.
I think you're gorgeous.
I think we learn from your mistakes.
You've told me before, but I just I don't feel it.
I think you're going to find someone incredible.
That's going to give you roses and your maintenance.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
It was nice to meet you.
Absolutely.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Bye, chair.
Bye, Josh.
Goodbye, everyone.
Now, Jayshawk, four stand in front of you now.
This is going to be a little different.
I need you to take one of those roses
and give it to one person you want to push to the top three.
There's one.
Push to the top three?
Just one you want to send to the top three.
Can you please step off to the side a little bit?
Thank you.
She's in.
She's in the top three.
Now Jay Shock, I need you to eliminate one girl.
Three in front of you.
You've got some great dates with everyone.
But one of that has to go.
You're amazing.
You've got my blessing already.
I just can't afford it.
If I do end up picking her, I can't do it.
I mean, you'd be there on the side supporting us.
Thank you.
Is she nice to my sister?
Yes, I will.
You'll see her at the wedding.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Okay, now Jay Shock, you already have one safe.
one safe into your top three.
I need you to take that rose to give it
to the final person that's gonna go into the top two.
Oh my God.
I know, I know, I know.
There's some thinking, you could think about it,
but only one can go to the top two with Maya.
Yes, that would be, yes.
Vaskan Jarvis.
Understood. Protocol action. Okay, Rose O'Clock.
Affirmative.
This is for you.
Oh my baby girl!
You are in it. I'm sorry.
Am I heartbroken?
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
You're incredible.
It's okay.
You're making your style, everything about you.
Thank you. I'll see you next time.
So sorry. Thank you.
That was hard. That was really freaking hard.
Yeah, I need you to come back and stand right here.
Now, Jayshaw, these are your final two, okay?
Now, I do need you to pick a winner, but not yet, all right?
Because I need you to go to the other room.
No reading chat. Stay in there.
And I'm going to have conversations with these girls.
So it was, um...
Gameboy!
On that, on the tree.
Yep, okay, and also I need one of you, everyone's go for it,
just to go over in that back hallway corner.
Please keep showing your dough, okay?
Yep.
Okay, what's your name again, sorry?
Cash.
So, since you made it to the final two, the last round,
and J-Shock doesn't know about this,
love or cash.
Ooh, cash, obviously.
Your name is cash.
So you can choose Jay shock's love or you can choose a thousand dollars cash.
So Jay shock picks you, you lead with a thousand dollars.
But if he picks you and you choose love, you get nothing, you get Jay shock.
So do you want to choose love or cash?
This is a hard decision.
It's gotta be what you feel.
If you're feeling it, if you're here,
because it is a game at the end of the day.
If you're playing the game, you're playing the game.
That is true, but I know he's like,
will he gonna become a millionaire?
Because his music career is gonna skyrocket.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
So, oh my God, okay.
Jay Shaw.
Love.
Yes, for love.
Okay.
Okay.
Please swap with her in the back over there.
because he's going to be a millionaire. The other girl, she doesn't care about a thousand
dollars. Yes. Maya, right? Yeah. So because you made it to the final round, the final
around. J-Shock doesn't know about this. It's called love or cash. So you can either choose
love, which would be J-Shock, or you can choose a thousand dollars cash. If you choose a thousand
dollars cash and J-Shock picks you, you leave here with a thousand dollars. If not, then
you leave with J-Shock. So do you choose love or cash? Love. Okay. Alright. Let's bring
Russell! Let's bring J-Shock back out. Chad, vote on the prediction of who you think he picks.
Oh, I should probably text Russell. Oh, here he is. All right. Cash, you can go line back up.
This is his torture for these girls. They're gonna watch this.
J-Shock, here's your rose.
Hey, bro, if I can give it to you, I'll give it to you.
Yeah, sure.
You get my row of this.
So Jay Shock.
Yeah.
I need you.
Don't say who, but give the reason
why what you're feeling, your connections,
speak from the heart, the shock heart, all right?
I got you.
And then after you're done, give your rows to the winner.
It's the winner of the Chocorette.
The winner of the Chocorette.
This could be your future wife.
Could be.
Tell each other reason why I'm not.
Why you're choosing them.
Okay.
Cash, listen.
We came in.
I think me and you really hit it off.
I think like your height is perfect,
your look is perfect, your smile, your energy.
Don't give me a butt.
Don't give me a butt.
I'm not giving you a butt.
Oh my God.
Okay.
I'm not giving you anything.
Wait.
I'm happy.
And I think you are amazing as well.
I think your look is great.
I love your sense of fashion.
I like that you like to travel.
You know, you ask a lot about me.
You get to know me.
It's some cool, flirty thing that was cool.
But, but, you know, of your respect.
And we are not alone for Maycash.
Oh my God, this is hard.
I'm sorry.
It's all right.
I think we had a good connection,
but I just think that I don't know
if you really truly are into me.
I don't know if you're in it for,
I don't know what you're in it for.
I think I would wish you could ask me a bit more about me
and get to know me a little bit better throughout the round,
but I think you're so amazing.
Can I be honest with you?
Yes.
Can I be honest?
I don't even have an Instagram right now.
What happened?
I don't even got no Instagram right now.
She doesn't even have a social media.
Maybe she doesn't.
I mean.
So what is this all for then?
Well, how do I know you're gonna delete your Instagram
before the camera?
No, I'm legit.
I'm serious.
Let me see.
Well, I don't even know what this is.
How are you gonna see?
Go get your phone.
Right.
That's gonna change your mind if she...
Well, what is it gonna see if she's tapping or not?
Okay, well, do you wanna give the roast to your winner?
Oh, hold on a minute.
Stand by, Mohr.
I got a Twitter what are this were you snapchatting
it's for selfies but hold on a minute you have no
Instagram but you took 80,000 pictures here and a lot of these pictures are a
bit spicy. You know what I looked at that? I told myself when I said something like that,
but like that right there is like, and listen you were in the pictures too, but you didn't take them.
So I don't know like I don't know if you're in it for me or for this.
She was with your heart desires.
Jason, please give the rose to your winner.
To your winner, yeah.
Thank you.
Maya.
Maya.
Okay!
Alright!
Alright.
Sorry, Dash.
Wait, but hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
What are you going to take a picture with me?
If I don't work out.
But you know what I mean.
Oh!
Are you going to do it in front of me?
I'm going to start this.
I'm going to start this.
Oh.
Are you gonna do it in front of me?
I'm just like that.
I'm just like that.
All right, I'll give you...
You have Instagram right?
I don't have Instagram right now.
You have Instagram?
She doesn't have Instagram.
I don't have Instagram.
Put it in your fuckin' number.
How does it have Instagram?
I don't.
I don't.
I don't give a shit.
I don't.
Looking up your own number?
My second phone.
Why didn't the second phone?
You gotta work your way up to the first.
Alright.
Why did the first phone and the second phone?
The first phone is up for you.
Okay, now Jay Shock, after you put that in, there is something I gotta tell you.
Now Jay Shock, before the round started, when I talked to them each one on one,
there was a final round game that you didn't know about.
Okay.
And it was love or cash.
Love or cash?
So they had the option to either choose you and your love
or $1,000 cash.
That's it, I haven't looked.
Yeah.
Okay, well, it's like budget here, okay?
Um,
and cash shows love.
I did.
The second first.
I really did.
and Maya also shows love.
Oh, shit.
So, I mean, you couldn't really have went wrong there.
But hey, you got love.
You and Maya.
All right.
I'm happy for you, Max.
I'm happy for you.
I'll be in your room.
Thanks.
You tried to steal my man a second ago, but it's OK.
Well, you know, he might be my DM's leader.
DM's?
Well, I met my messages.
My messages.
That's up to him.
That's Chaka Cock right there.
Listen, if you respect, I love you.
You don't want to screw him.
Just let me know if they're open, but they might not stay open for long because I might end up wiping her.
Bet, bet, bet, and we're going to Japan soon, so.
Okay, well if you guys want to exchange information, you guys want to do whatever you want to do,
maybe I know you guys talk about it out later tonight.
You want to get some food?
Yeah, that's what I haven't eaten, oh my god.
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe I'll go get in and out or something first game.
Absolutely. Yeah, of course. Okay. There it is. Go ahead, change information, whatever.
Thank you guys for coming. I appreciate you guys. Thank you. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm on a cable.
I'm gonna go... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna... Fuck, yeah.
You know what, there's... I'm gonna take this...
Yeah, I'll take this one.
Russell, can you look just stay down here?
Sure.
Chad, wait one second.
I
I always have a very strong feeling that I'm not seeing J-Shock back on Shreenton.
I have a very strong feeling.
He's gonna try to go hang out with her.
Check.
Like a thousand percent, bro.
And it eats.
What?
I can't put my brace on because I take my pants off.
You want to go in the garage and take your pants off?
Have you got the exchanging info?
The exchanging info.
Russell, can you shut that door?
Yo, I have a change I'm making for the next time it's in the year.
Instead of Lumber Cash, I'm doing Lumber Cloud.
What do you mean, I thought it was a shout-out in the streaming?
Like a shout-out.
Oh, God, it's just taking a shout-out.
A shout-out on the stream more like, if there's a stream more like a rain.
Oh
Like they don't care about but for the next one you said a lot of cash
No, I'm gonna do a whole thing. I know Max you did two years ago. Yeah, no one thought it said I might do a lover cloud like saying
Like
They have to choose a lot of cloud beforehand and then they go on blind date with someone I
I gotta map it out how I want to be ran, exactly.
Cause all my soul, I told them...
What did they say?
Chad, what did they say?
My fucking butt, bro.
I mean, bombshells?
Oh, we were supposed to have two bombshells. They never came.
Yeah, I was just saying.
And they were about to pray to other people.
Really?
Yes.
No, no, no.
It wasn't even that person.
There was a different bomb shell.
Fuck, how do I get this on?
Why does Vance smells like shit?
I don't know.
I'm afraid.
I don't know if it's a bomb.
move came up
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
That was this.
Alright.
Can you make sure
we shut everyone's ears?
No, I told you that.
I'm gonna look.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
are you still alive? are you still alive? are you still alive? you might need to switch
to this address. are you still alive? I don't know man, I think it's going to be a little
Um, can you tell me another one that I want to take off?
Uh, Mickey.
Mickey?
Yeah.
No.
This whole other one really?
Yeah.
That was the one that I thought was the most.
Actually, yeah, that would come.
I don't know.
Honestly, I was really surprised.
I was like, yeah, like the second I got off camera, like we love to do a mukbang
and give it a little film, I'm like, the fuck?
Fuck.
It's industry.
It's not good.
It's not good.
So I'm very aware they're even going to find a girl that is there for the right reasons.
You know what I mean?
And the whole thing is not there.
They're not there for the right reasons.
No, not a single one.
Even if they need you.
No.
It's just content though.
It's just got to be content to you.
You've got to say go treat it, go treat it with content.
Until you find one that is would hang out with you, actually off camera, doesn't
doesn't care about being on stream,
that it's actually making you for you,
that's when you're like okay, now it's not content anymore.
But, those girls, they're just trying to get,
they're trying to do a mopping with you,
you wanna know why they're trying to do a mopping with you?
Cause when they do a mopping with you,
you're gonna go on and on and on,
I'm gonna go on and on and on and on and on and on.
That's what I'm saying, when you,
when they do a mopping with you,
then they get a lot of people see that.
And then before you know it,
We should go leave and say this was fun.
Not by fucking 5% that week.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
But not by a friend.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm pretty sure.
That one was the most obvious one.
Yeah, she was the most obvious.
How?
Because she just told.
Jesus, tell.
Listen, I don't know if it's how you just tell your wife.
Can we do you have your same son with you or not?
Why?
His ingest is not on this.
Uh-huh.
Do you have a lighter? Just switch your ingest.
What?
Your ingest is not on this one.
Oh, Joel.
Oh, you're good.
Which one?
The least.
You guys keep talking. I'll get it back to you.
Um, I forgot what you asked. I forgot what I was going to say.
You're going to the problem.
How is she the most obvious?
So, and I'm only telling you this because I'm your real friend, okay?
I was like, I don't know, Mickey, but listen,
maybe that girl, I don't know, maybe, I don't know.
You're saying cash.
You saw the pictures I put on cash this time.
Oh, cash was found there.
Someone was trying to say cash has a boyfriend on Twitter.
What about his boyfriend? See what I'm saying?
What about a boyfriend?
Oh, cash, you're saying cash, like a woodpecker?
Yeah, fuck that.
You see what I'm saying, Sean?
Yeah, yeah, no way for that one.
These girls, as they see it as content,
you've got to tell them.
It's the man.
You've got to treat it like content, too.
I'm going to be honest with you,
I'm the most genuine girl in the entire thing.
The girl who gave you the Pokemon Curse.
That was the most genuine girl.
Yes, I agree.
What is this, Sherry?
What the fuck?
We want healthy hot ones?
Are you trying to raise up the girls?
They don't smell like please wear a whole blooded shirt on to come down here.
What was that, a bottle?
Caution.
What's going on?
Get the fucking button on that.
Get the shit on.
Caution. Let's go upstairs.
I forgot to see what y'all got in our house.
We're just playing in the shop.
I got those girls in here.
Were you watching?
Oh no, this is the reason.
I was just asking what you asked me.
Who's Johnson?
If any of those girls were genuinely.
Why not?
That's all right, bro.
I mean, I'll ask him that girl, that one was actually a teacher.
No, it's not.
That's what I said.
The girl being the Pokemon virus.
I was like, what are you doing?
I'm going to those chicken flowers.
Yeah, the teacher.
You can flower the Pokemon virus.
What's up, man?
What?
You have them?
Shit, but hey, let's get them to open.
I'm not gonna bother me, I love their open.
Brother, the ends are open, and they say,
hey, take a shot, have a lot of fun,
eat tonight, can I come by your car and talk to me?
What?
I'll go and get that shot.
I'm gonna crack some shit.
Is cracking possible with any of them?
Hmm.
I'm just being honest with you, yeah.
Like, yeah, realistically, yeah.
Who?
And then they're gonna go on to talk next week.
I won't take a shot.
Be very careful, please be very careful.
Because if you crack the wrong girl,
you're going to see a TikTok right before you go.
It's going to be out of love.
Get into talking about the whole situation.
You've got to be very smart and very careful.
Not cracking anyone.
Don't crack anyone.
I mean, I believe in it.
No crack on clock?
I mean, I would stick to crack on clock
I'm talking to girls that, you know, maybe aren't trying to get to know me.
We're not the blogger.
That's not what I'm saying. It's the long talk.
I'm not your photographer.
She texted you?
No.
Alright, Charlie, we might have to end this part.
Wait, wait.
Let's be honest with you, Sean.
What?
She sends you a text in three hours.
When you're not on the street and said,
Hey, come to your hotel. You're responding.
Yeah, but you should have nothing to do with that.
I'm upstairs looking for anything.
Oh, I guess that's what you wanted to do.
I just do what I see.
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, this way.
What the hell were you doing?
Yeah, gotta make sure they all get out.
You wanna go get it out?
One might be looking around for it.
You know?
No, but look, man.
I'm down.
I'm going to go ahead and not only say,
I keep up with my hand now.
I'm hungry.
Who's that?
Pilot.
Pilot's here?
He needs to see if our old live view works,
because he needs to use your Mexico tomorrow.
Wait, pilot's your Mexico tomorrow?
Yeah.
He's supposed to be in the screen tomorrow.
Wait.
What do you know about him?
I told him I don't know what to tell you.
No, it's all up to me.
And data or anything.
Oh, fuck.
Where's all the bar off the ground?
Oh, it's still down.
Bro, your lab is doing it at work.
Just canceled the trip.
Dude, I tried to do it.
He thinks the lab is going to work in Mexico?
That's why I told him he said it at work.
I want to know what to do at work.
Wait, where are you going for it?
Dude, so I've used the wrong room.
Bro, I feel like I was like, oh.
OK, cool.
Yo, Molly.
Yo, Molly.
Yo, Molly.
Part of the game, bro.
for all of the game
is this what it gets us?
I got fucking flashbangs so much too
you know I'm not always bro and I get the news today
what?
because like you announced it and I'm sure
I was just pushing an A
I tried
what do you mean?
it was supposed to be like dude
so much money
brother you put 5k hands down the day
no bro
I won camera man
It was like my hometown mission friend.
You used to be there, then I'd seen like a peak of you stated for a day and I'm like,
no, you gotta be there.
Like, it's just, yeah, I don't know.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
I feel like I shouldn't go upstairs.
We're gonna go in now.
Yeah, I don't know.
I feel like probably just came here to risk.
Is there a mission here?
There was, yeah.
No, you got to go in now.
There's a hole here.
There's a hole.
Shall we leave?
I'm stuck here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Oh, you're in?
I'm stuck here.
I'm here.
Hey, pilot, pilot, pilot, pilot, pilot.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Please, please, please.
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What's up?
This is my friend, Piley, right here.
Hi.
You guys have nice personalities.
Okay, alright.
I hope you guys have a great night.
Have a great night.
Have a great night.
Did you plan to do that?
Yeah, thank you, my friend.
I like it so I took the top off.
So we have two single ones right here.
All right, I love you.
I'm just a long trip.
I've got them.
Have a good night, guys.
Bye.
Bye.
Finally, we're going to end now.
If you go into my house, I need to find you.
Okay.
Can you help me?
What?
Are you lying, man?
Don't even block it.
Well, show me how it works.
I need help.
I need help.
What's he doing?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
You talk a little sober.
It's actually top five hard things in the world.
Like, I'm not sure it comes.
I actually froze out.
But if she looked at me, I did not notice.
Sa-o-plah!
Ladies, can you help him?
Can you just bring him to our house and ask for a second?
It's unlike one of the bottom shelves. Just tell Sage how.
I have two, I think.
All right, pilot!
Is she still talking to him?
Is she still talking to him?
It's so bad if I can't turn the camera over there.
What are you doing?
What?
I'm out of the sisters in and out.
What's the name of the animal?
Sir.
What?
I'm out of the sisters in and out.
Should we bring Piley?
There's In-N-Out.
Well, for me, what they do.
I have a groove for it.
Well, for me, what they do.
I have a groove for it.
Am I speaking while I'm not going to In-N-Out with a girl?
Is it going to In-N-Out?
It's going to In-N-Out.
Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut.
What are you doing, really?
It's going to In-N-Out.
Come on.
I'm covering pilot.
Where's pilot?
He's in my house.
Heard you guys are coming in and out.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no.
Um, yeah, so my friend actually, he's a pilot.
He said, you look beautiful, he said.
So he's actually gonna tag along
and come to In-N-Out with us.
All right.
Yeah.
Is it probably someone that said pilot?
Yeah.
So then he'd be a great person.
Yeah, so he agreed.
Yeah, I said, yep.
Well, that's an answer.
Is there an answer in here, huh?
Either my house.
Okay.
Do you wanna go get him?
Or is it my house?
Are we coming over?
Um.
Oh.
Where'd they go?
Yeah, we could just meet at the In-N-Out.
Is it the one that's like...
It's the closest one, yeah.
Yeah, we'll meet you there.
Yeah, thank you.
I'm sure you're right through here.
Yeah.
See you guys there.
We'll be in the favor of that.
Huh?
I'll meet you there again.
Thank you.
Yo, Paolo. Paolo, we're going to In-N-Out.
We're going to In-N-Out. Are you trying to come?
Yeah, ma'am, I'm sorry.
Did they find the live view?
I told you.
You invited them to In-N-Out. Now we have to go to In-N-Out with them.
You still in my place?
You went to a different location?
Fucking make a move, man.
What's the production like?
No, he said let's go to a different location.
Paolo's asking if he's going to In-N-Out.
Yeah, she's coming to In-N-Out. Yeah.
Yeah, he's coming to In-N-Out.
I'm going to set you.
Oh, you switched your number in your phone?
Yeah, I put my number in there, but I switched it.
Everybody's out good?
Yes.
Russell?
Bro.
We can't trust people with any more.
Wow, what happened?
No, I can't help it.
Oh, you just have to let them be eating out, bro.
We're definitely watching.
Wait, wait a minute.
We're like 1 million percent watching right now.
What are you talking about?
You guys are talking about pickle, bro.
Fuck it.
It's just your pickles.
Alright, two long uses in my mess.
Wait, get on this shit.
Can't go.
Matt, come here.
Oh, fuck that.
You gonna find it?
Oh, you're a good friend of mine.
I'm about to call him and ring him.
I'll present him.
I'm gonna be honest.
You would have liked it when you got a phone call.
Fuck Matt.
I'm gonna bring the hose, bitch.
Did you just say that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I've been bringing the hose.
The hose is not funny.
They can come though.
It's been all of them.
It's all their good things.
Yo, XXX, take your pocket.
Let's just go to the end now, bro.
Are we bringing the phone or you want to...
Go for it, bro.
You're drinking right now?
I thought you were sure.
Yeah, the bar check the bar in the frigid
I'm filming yes. We are in the fridge in the bar
We're gonna go with different
We're gonna make them grow them one year here. We're gonna go with this alone
And when they get there they take you. Hey, why are you don't have your number?
We're gonna take someone put them on it. It's you
It is. It's you J. Shock. They're gonna be texting
I'm going to get these fucking cars and fucking damage, okay?
Should I give it to the surges?
These fuckers are going to be apes.
What has my knight turned into?
He's calling me now.
What a pain.
Yeah.
It's not going to publish.
It's not going to happen, bro.
Do you turn to these, but are you going to...
How are you getting home?
My liver.
I'm not even gonna see you.
I'm gonna see the driver.
No no no no no no no no no no no no.
I'm gonna just see the fucking blood.
For your mess.
Ow!
No I'm telling you I love this.
No I won't, I'm not sure.
Is this your good friend?
Yes.
You're gonna watch this.
I'm being so serious.
No that hurts me just look at my toe.
Oh, hey!
No, no, I'm sorry.
Fuck off!
I'm sorry.
Okay, I'll take it.
Listen, listen.
Oh my God, they blew the leprechaun with the 25 gifted digits!
You know what?
It's over at the school of college.
Really?
Yeah, but it's doing this and that.
It's from the school of college.
You get surgery?
No.
But I should not.
It's important.
It is so hot in here.
I know.
I'm fucking sweating.
All right, you guys ready to leave?
You can get me a lacy of 100 grits, all right?
I'm sorry.
What's your name?
Uh, I'm Jack.
I'm Jack.
Wait, are we taking the phone or what are we doing?
We need the phone. It'll work, right?
I should, yeah.
Hopefully, I don't need it.
How did these turn into my night, bro?
Yeah, I don't know how I ended up being wrong.
Jane and me.
Take a ladies, I'll go ask those.
I'll go after these. Hold on.
Dude, I don't even recognize anything about you.
You're just gracious.
I'm bald.
Oh, my good brother, what's up?
Lastly, the circle.
What do you guys smoke, dawg?
Bro, I actually, dude, I got out on purpose
because I didn't want to make it look great,
that, like, I was already there.
So I eliminated myself on purpose.
Buddy, I went fairness fair.
All of it too Friday said I was gonna donate to you
I literally said that I literally said that in the last movie circle I said my ears and I cannot
Know I did not I literally said if I win I'll give half my enemies to pilot the gamble and then I'll keep
That's probably the most you've done in the history of the game.
Besides PT.
And I didn't realize you were an awesome person.
Yeah, you're right.
I was saying, really, come on, man.
Fuck you.
Oh, God.
I don't know what they had with Emory.
I'm just excited.
She got it, Karen.
Yeah, I had to wake up in five hours.
You're definitely dead.
You're dead?
Bro, we'll use a fucking light.
When's the new Fortnite season?
Fuck your Fortnite season, mother.
When is this night?
You...
I just love playing football. I'll be honest. It's such a fun game. It is.
Do you love it? I fucking hate for it, bro. I don't know where to slam that shit.
Don't say that about Fortnite, bro. I love it.
I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.
I love Fortnite dude. No dude Fortnite is sick. I love Fortnite.
You're gonna play Call of Duty?
What is this?
What is this?
Are we going to...
I don't know.
Dude, what is this?
Recently I just like...
Dude, I look you can't sleep.
What? Can you go up in the season?
Dude, feel my heart.
Yeah.
I'm not spon-
Dude, that's just bumping.
I know dude.
I'm not spon- I'm not spon- I don't know.
It's illegal for me to...
It would be illegal for me to say that.
Dude, I just love Fortnite.
I'm getting excited.
I just recently I just found this love for four night and
Hey buddy!
Man what?
Coco come here
Maybe
How was she to send Jason's home?
Oh!
What?
Wake me up, where's Said?
You have to stay to charge that
He's in my house
I remember. Can you just give me a minute to turn it off, Tyson?
Yeah.
Where are you?
I'm going to ask them to come out here and bring my camera and then just share the concept.
There you are, y'all.
Yo, bro.
Hello, girl.
Were you having fun?
Shit, shit.
Were you having fun, honey?
Candy on the date.
You had a candy on a date today, yeah?
You were 21 girls, and the problem is you're two years old.
Holy shit.
Okay, I have a road here, or I have...
Is your knee really hurt?
Yeah, it's in one finger.
I have a burger set in my car.
Oh, I can't.
Okay, I'll make sure.
And then I have to take a quick phone call.
When is the...
I'm just waiting for shock o'clock.
Okay, well, I'll be right back.
He asked for his camera list.
Yeah, I'm gonna ask.
Yeah, ask for your camera list.
Um, desk, um...
Chad, does the new 4A's even come out tonight? Yes or no?
Or is it tomorrow night?
Should be tonight.
Is it tonight?
I want, like, 1 AM to AM.
I'll hate either of you, see what happens.
You're shopping for us.
Ooh!
Pro.
Really pink.
Sure, she's always like this.
No, she's more pink than usual.
I gotta get my jacket and number out.
Okay, good.
Wait, she's like way more pink than usual.
But she hasn't eaten chicken at all.
They're saying it's normal.
Chad Darla took her to the vet and they said that it was because she has it she has it she's allergic to chicken
Then ladies didn't you just go ask did you just act last time?
They said if we're going with the girls and I said I didn't know
I can't force a lady to come in.
Someone must have given her chicken. Nobody would give her chicken.
You're ready?
Say, do you do me a favor?
Can you...
What do you think's cooler?
Try my shrieking, right?
Sure?
Yeah, what?
I don't know what to do.
I can't leave her.
I can't have her in my tent.
Her there, see her?
We're doing this shrieking.
Don't let that trip just keep on.
No, but...
It's not easy.
I'm a little worried about her.
I don't know what to do.
I'm telling you, I'm not going to let her go.
I'm going to put her in the tent.
I'm going to put her in the tent.
I'm going to put her in the tent.
I'm going to put her in the tent.
I'm going to put her in the tent.
Put it in the Sherman.
So I said he got the AC work in your room.
No, it's like very easy to...
Oh, the pumps?
Yeah.
It's put it in the Sherman.
The Sherman's cool.
The Sherman has two.
Yeah.
Can you put it in my Sherman case?
Yes.
Thank you.
Here you go.
I have one request, too.
Do you know what the charger is for this?
It's a USB-C, bro.
USB-C.
Yeah.
Could you plug these in?
when we come back
You can't do this
Yeah, you know like the closet
And then request requests like 300 house me I got you bro
Yo!
Yo!
I never had it in my house.
You never had it in and out?
Never had it in and out Barley?
Never had it like before I came here either.
This was my first time having it.
Are you sure?
I remember a charge of just in case, Lachlan.
Because I'm a little bit type of type.
My hair.
Family kicked me out.
Yeah, she had lost her.
Yeah.
You got it.
No, I didn't get it.
So you don't actually just eat that for it?
It's disgusting.
You're free, right?
Yeah.
That was the aforementioned broke a little bit.
And I used to show them Lacey.
And that's how I met.
And then, yeah, the rest of the history from there.
My dad kicked me out because I was 27 playing for that.
He was like, dude, I need a job.
I was like, god, I still got it.
But I trust.
And I moved to Texas.
And then now, the rest of history.
So, what he forgot to relate to,
what he left out in the story is he's extremely addicted
to the perks.
He's also addicted to the,
what's the other one here?
Octocaine.
He's also addicted to the alcoholic.
What?
He's also being addicted to the drink.
A legend, dude.
What's the other one you do?
A legend, dude.
I've never done this before.
The one that allegedly comes down.
Nenek.
Nenek.
I don't know, I don't even know what Xenics does.
Like I've heard it, I've heard, you know what I'm saying?
Like from what I've heard it comes down to the city.
But that's from what I've heard, I've never done it.
All those rest I've never done it.
It's just from what I've heard, you know what I'm saying?
No, I think it's really easy, so.
I'll eat you, I want to eat you.
I'm gonna just chill.
You can have some of them.
Do you want to, oh, you want to take that, keep it?
No, I don't want to.
Two.
Two.
Both guys.
I'm just gonna press.
You had a good day, dude.
No, I had a great day.
I just sensed my, sensed my surgery.
So he's like, a day where I didn't, like,
just do a lot on my knee, though.
I feel like I'm fucking...
Drew is doing a lot of these deep breaths.
Huh?
How far is the internet from here?
Fuck, I know shoes.
All right, like...
15.
Do I need shoes?
12, 15.
Do I need shoes or internet?
No.
It's your house.
Oh, I parked you see where I parked I've heard but I made that am I gonna block it
You don't want to get it going, no?
Oh, yeah.
Should I move it?
I'll move it.
OK, wait, wait, wait.
I parked.
Next to Jason's car.
It's going to walk.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't even know if I'm free.
Thanks, please.
Go, go.
I'll get it.
Walk there soon.
Just any slides or sandals or something that they want to slip on.
Just sit over here, shop.
I'm going to wait.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
He's right there.
He's going to kill me tomorrow.
What's the idea? It's like good
So smiley smiley and shit today. Hey, Lacey. I'm horny. Can we fuck okay?
Who's that
Do it ask you just say hey Lacey
Why do we ask Robert can't tell me who you are. Oh, no
He's like, in front of me, waving, hey, Lacey, he's like, oh, gosh, I was a little shocked.
Fuck that.
I'm not letting pilot drive, bro, fuck no.
Fuck no!
I can't see Finn. I don't have a Finn.
I think I only drive one.
I am engaged. You can see him.
No, it's close. I'll give you a little tick tock.
G-B-I-L-R-V.
Give up? No.
That's my boy. I don't know who that is.
You're freaking crazy.
She's engaged?
Yes, really old.
Really snuggled.
I know this guy.
G-bills?
Yeah, but, well...
I don't know.
Wait a minute, where the fuck is this?
Oh, fuck him, babe.
Yeah, that's my boy.
I was going to say, I'm going to try to talk to him.
Is she really with him?
No, but keep looking. I gotta break it off.
Or she's not dating Nick A-15, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Nick A-15.
Yeah, she's just standing on the drive.
They're not touching the steering wheel.
Not a fucking chance.
No.
No.
Yes, actually.
That's the bar at the bottom.
Oh, yeah, the bar.
Front, uh, front, front.
Where's your phone?
Here's the left.
Here's the right.
You ready, Russell?
Yes, sir.
Who's driving?
What do you mean?
You.
Yes.
How?
What do you mean how?
It's self-drive.
What car?
My truck.
You could drive?
Yeah.
That's not water.
That's not water.
That's not water.
That's not water.
I think.
There's water bottles in the fridge.
Nice shit.
Fuck you.
This guy just came for free during spread.
Let's go.
Let's go.
So don't crack it.
What?
Jayshak, if you want to crack some shit, that's up to you.
If you want to try to crack some shit, you crack some shit.
Jayshak, have you ever been to a...
a happy ending with Side Brother?
Oh, what?
Just, uh...
I know.
Have you ever been to a happy ending with Side Brother?
You do have to try that.
What?
Trust.
You should do a day with J-Shock pilot.
Oh yeah, you got to do that.
You should go do a day with pilot.
That's a fun stuff.
You can go get a happy day massage, do some drugs, get drunk, go to the strip club,
make out with a random girl with herpes.
Where's Russell?
You like shotgun?
Shotgun!
Too bad, buddy.
Cameraman always gets shotgun.
Unless you're trying to hold the camera.
You trying to hold the camera pilot?
camera pilot pilot you want to hold the camera you want to hold the camera okay
no no pilot pilot's got it here
oh wait Drew wants to be a streamer so bad
L streamer Drew wants to be a streamer hey Drew let me get camera time
alright switch your bitch ass in the front hold the camera thought it'd be funny
thought it'd be a funny segment okay trying to get his fight
But you're trying to get some screen time
One of you
Oh, it'd be real funny
True your content
You're in the middle dude chat with oh my god
I love you.
Well, I love the lie.
Y'all should switch.
No, we gotta switch.
Dude, you're always in the middle of being so funny.
That was my guy, dude.
He's so funny, dude.
Y'all gotta switch.
Go to the middle.
Dude, dude, dude.
Just switch.
Dude, just switch, bro.
You're a content genius, bro.
I'm not going to end now, dude.
I'm not sitting in the front.
I'm only sitting in the front seat, bro.
I'm not going to end now.
Is she leaving?
But you just had the idea.
Fuck you, bro.
I didn't even want to sit in frame, bro.
I'm losing my mind.
You just had the idea.
I've seen it.
Such a bitch ass up.
I don't care, I don't care, you should have drank.
I didn't drink, I just, I just think.
Out of the back bro, get in the fucking back.
Dude, you're fucking towering.
Dude, thanks.
Got a minute.
Bro, you know, you know, I'm not gonna lie.
I wouldn't be a movie.
Brother, do you know how many views a YouTube video gets?
Dude, that's what I'm saying.
Bro, Lacy's rise with Drew Wall in the backseat.
Well, I'll pop it.
Dude, you know, I'm not gonna lie.
Dude, you know, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm driving through wall in the back seat.
Wow, pop it cameraman.
Did you not see that?
Oh, I got it.
Yeah, the pilot camera parmice hilarious.
Do you see that the Drew ex Jason collabs on post
on YouTube has like 50K views?
Like a 20 minute video?
I started to just put my seatbelt on.
Why are you turning?
Oh, I got it.
I'm turning here.
Don't question him, bro.
Stick to the fucking camera.
Yo, yo, yo.
Nice, bro.
My ex is out of clever.
Not getting fucked.
Oh.
She's probably even texting me showing me real, like, kills and shit.
Wait, someone sent you a text of your ex at a club?
No, she texted me at a club, like, don't go to the club.
What'd she say?
She sent me selfie, bro, I gotta get the fuck out of here.
Of her at a club?
Oh, now she's shot through her body.
Hey, send a flick with J-Shock.
That's a great call.
J-Shock, throw the fucking thirist up.
Who is this for?
My stupid slut ex-girlfriend bitch piece of shit.
Oh, okay.
I
Stand on business and talk shit. I'm not a
Fucking or a bro, I can't sit next to chase shark. I just feel it
You're gonna frame mom. I know I'm in frame. Well, this frame is great. You're right here. This is crazy
Magic clip of
The true scene and the rarest saying, I'm getting free mod.
They see.
I mean, brother, how many views that take off?
If true is in the backseat right now,
oh, the clippers will be going crazy.
They would, I guess.
You're feeding families, bro.
You'd feed so many families.
Too bad my mom's gonna give it to that motherfucker.
I don't have a fucking seat, bro.
What do you mean?
So dark.
Yeah, my car, yeah, yeah.
That crash is a little cool, shit.
Mother, I'm a good driver.
Trust me, guys.
I'm a good driver.
Oh, yeah, by the way, you're about to go to two men with j-jop.
This is a- I've never known.
Sounds good.
Okay.
What the fudge is that?
My first-time chatter.
Isn't that Sophie Rain's top skender in the back?
Come on.
Someone actually said that.
First-time chatter.
Check it out.
Guilty.
Thank you.
Another top skender.
All right.
Let's all be honest here.
80 bucks.
No one lied.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, look what I'm what?
It's a fuck up.
We're not that fucking trimmed her.
All right.
But let's all be honest here.
We've all had a girl in our high school that drops in Oyfans and we've all bought it.
100%.
Thank you!
Don't lie.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I've never had a girl.
There were like 200 people in my high school.
I went to a private Catholic snack school.
Let's also emphasize, obviously after I was in my 2 high school, it was the one
who got my sister graduates.
with a straight pump and pussy for three bucks.
Dude!
You know, it's usually you pay more to see that.
You just suck up and there's pussy.
Dude, right when I graduated.
No, all the details, Russel.
Yeah, I sucked up.
Right when I graduated,
there was a really judgeable offense
and like we were like flat broke and I was like 10 bucks.
All my buddies like we all split it just to see it.
Yep, he knows.
We had a kid to go.
Exactly, you know it, dude.
Hell no.
This is C, bro.
Like, we weren't even like going into it.
We were just curious.
We were.
Just kidding, kids.
Goons? No.
I mean Russell, you've hit one before. Come on.
Don't even talk about it.
I heard that story. You try to be your friend.
Don't shut the fuck up.
Well, no, I haven't. Russell's a worse story.
Okay, we're not getting into that.
No, let's get into it.
Let's get into it.
Man, I'm already here.
Wait.
I mean, I can just say it because you already said it.
Just say it.
Who's the press?
Russell was younger.
Him and his friend were in the same bed
and they jerked off and tried to see who could come first.
Okay, that's kind of funny.
That's kind of funny.
Like, in the, no, no, no, but it wasn't like with the intention of like, oh, like, it's a challenge, they just wanted to jerk off together.
Yeah.
But it's so important.
Oh, you just word, you just made it worse. You could have said another challenge, like, yeah, I would have been like, oh, this is fucking...
Like, they just laid in the same bed and just spanked their shit.
You're going so much like you lost your hair.
Damn.
Like, actually we're on a serious, serious...
How many times do we think you're going in?
Come on, bro.
I'm just curious. I'm actually curious.
I'm honest to answer.
What? What do you say?
I'm honest to answer.
No bullshit.
Wait. No, I'm not even drunk.
Once a day and then you maybe miss two days.
And it's because of work.
Days like today I don't goon because I was at the house since 8 o'clock.
My time's a week.
I don't remember unless something happened.
Is that bad?
Oh, it is B-sex count.
What are you doing?
It's not like FaceTime or your ex like, and she's like showing to you, she's like...
Oh, FaceTime sex is not E-sex.
FaceTime sex is different.
That's not E-sex, is it?
No, that's just...
You're buffing that's not FaceTime?
Yeah.
I mean, bro...
What's your ex?
Yeah.
That doesn't count.
Don't that's at the club right now, pilot?
Huh?
Don't that's at the club right now?
Yeah.
Are you sticking your ass on here?
Brother, FaceTime sex is not E-sex.
Charging port?
No.
I'm gonna shoot it!
Wait, technically? Like, technically speaking, this has to be sex.
Yeah.
I'm gonna crush it with a king-gooner.
See, I've never won a king-gooner.
I've never woke up, bro, and was like,
I want to turn it off.
I've never even turned it off, I swear.
Interesting.
But like, if there's a bad-
I had drugs and fuckers.
No, bro, it's like, no, it's like,
if I'm drunk and like,
I'm out at like, out somewhere and I see a bad-ish,
like, that's when you guys say,
Let's not fuck like I don't ever think
Yeah, man
Dude, I'm not glad you shot when you fucking those three girls came around the corner, bro
And blaze you call them over to my
Not for hours and that's why I chugged that fucking night
Tell me times we don't think jerseys be nation is Lucas house. Oh, just spanking Asian
How many, Drew?
Well, I'm putting on the similar number one.
I was looking at it.
You're about five times a week?
I feel like you're a little more.
I think I'm a little old for five.
I think I've thrown it down a little bit.
I'm serious, I think I've thrown it down before.
That's my New Year's resolution before.
Poor Dave?
No.
What do you think I have?
All right, can we all agree to this, though?
We all have fake sick the day of school to see how many times we can do it today.
Yes.
I cannot get past three.
I got second.
Wow.
I think six was more.
How?
Negative three.
How? Negative.
How's it even possible? You got nuts in you? I have three nuts in you.
I don't do it at all.
Respect.
I just work out.
Wait, so J-Jug, every time you're morning, you just start lifting?
Just do 10 push-ups.
That's what I feel like.
Come on.
That's some big dog shit.
No need for you to do it like a second girlfriend.
Yeah, no, but that's what I'm saying. That's all the pilots start talking about morning.
Morning, morning, morning.
I'm not waking up in the morning. I was like, I don't know.
I feel like-
You wake up in the morning and you just immediately want to jerk off.
No, I'm talking about morning sex.
I feel like morning sex is like-
Your breath stinks.
No, I was never a fan because me and my ex would make out and then her breath was like-
Yeah, it was her breath stinks.
And I'd be like just like that and I'd make her read them.
Bro, every girl that slept over bro says I snore.
Like this one girl's the other night was like dude I couldn't sleep you just got snored.
And then you'd be like, melted.
And I'm like Jesus fucking Christ.
She told you to get mouth-tained?
Yeah.
I was just going like, oh my god.
Dude, it was bad.
Are you the man in and out?
What?
You're the man in and out.
You're gonna be like, in love, bro.
Do they sell alcohol?
No, they don't sell alcohol.
Why does everything have to do with alcohol and drugs, bro?
What did I bring?
Oh, wait.
Are you gonna go to Vegas?
Oh, when?
Uh, September 11th.
Oh, September 11th.
interesting great day to go September 12 because what's it called Ryan Garcia
he let me to go out to his fight but it's when do we fly all night as he said
he said you and your squad so oh my dad's birthday is the nine fuck but I
think what he said you and your squad I think he met corn yeah probably that's
the problem well yeah he said he invited me on to the fight and I feel like we
might as well if we're in Vegas might as well spend a night gambling
every time yeah
so Paula what are you gonna do if we get back to the house sometimes the
Why do you just don't work?
Um...
Shooow.
Now I'm about to be the shit out of you.
Yo, can I be honest?
Yeah.
I love Panda Express.
Dude, it's cool.
I was a Panda Express dude.
Wait, but what's your plea?
Don't you shout?
Can I be honest with you?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't even know how I'm feeling right now,
but we're at a cybertruck.
And they're gonna be feeling like a rouse.
A rouse?
Well, you know I'm not even driving, right?
Can I be honest with you?
Yeah.
I'm the wrecked up.
OK.
All right.
Turn the camera away, Phil.
Let me check it out.
That was funny.
Can you tell me what you did to put an airplane on my ear?
And it's like, the prompt is can I be honest?
I'm not a fan of that.
Pilot did it too.
Every time.
Pilot had a girl askin' to go to the bathroom
and give him a hand.
Dude, she was down too.
I should know.
Pilot's stay low, get the best girls.
That was insane.
That bitch put a smile on them.
Yeah, it was pretty funny.
That bitch, that one kid.
Hey, didn't you do a shroom-a-ther?
Aw, man.
Bro, you can't do a shroom-a-ther.
Yeah, bro.
Oh, Savannah, Savannah.
You can't save her, you can't save her.
By the time she was out the door, we saw videos of her getting spit on and shit.
It's not even by the time, bro.
We were like...
We wasn't even out the door.
Yeah, bro, interviewed me.
And then I was like, someone's like,
Oh, that's her twin sister.
Oh my god
And the pilot still did a street with her after
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good
Do you guys make pumpkins?
Yeah, and I fucked the pumpkin
What?
I just wanted to know right now
Fuck the pumpkins?
These girls are actually just waiting to know
Bro, 100%
You actually killed 25,000 viewers
Got a hop on a lazy stream?
Hell yeah, fucking method
So you got a pie or not?
retired this
I retired the method man title dude
But it might be ever true though. He's the new streamer
Which ever liquor stores end with those
All right, if we stop one of the way could we treat a fucking red bear not going through a liquor store just say you're allergic to
That was supposed to be tomorrow tomorrow night me you
Brother me you braided rod-dog moon and Nick Nericino. We're gonna make fucking homemade jungle juice
Can I speak my fucking mind though, and you bailed you flaked no guys speak my mind?
One text message
Would have been
Fan
Right you hate a poster. I wasn't in it. What I think a poster it bit of poster
I wasn't in it the stream poster. I'm about to post tomorrow morning. You're in
No way!
Why didn't you just say like, hey bro?
If the live view doesn't work,
you got something out of the way.
I was calling around, dude, okay, so
my one friend...
I told Rod Dogg to tell him!
Yeah, but like, we didn't know if they
or anything, our real friend had a jerk.
A jerk?
Yeah, a jerk.
And we were planning on days that he could
take off and go, and then I had to pay
for his flight, and then I was like,
okay, I'll just show up a day later,
and then I called the hotel and they were like,
there with like my debit card and like ID and I was like,
put them on the thing, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
this is not, wouldn't work.
Couldn't cast my flight and I was like,
okay, let's just go a day late.
Next flight, $1800.
And then I was like, fuck it, $1800,
I'm glad you're here, lost it.
So thanks to you, lost $1800.
Oh my God, you know what we should do?
We should go to In-N-Out and act like
there's no camera and act like we ended.
And see what they do.
Have drew in the car like zooming in from the passenger seat.
We should act like we ended three months.
If they're there, they're definitely watching.
If they're not there, then they're not watching.
I see what he's doing. They're just throwing half-quarts at you.
Fucking, what are you doing after?
She said, we're watching.
Hey, fuck it. J-Track, me and you half-quart.
Let's just say, fuck all that streaming shit.
What are we doing after?
Let's just say, hey, I got...
With who? With who?
Anyone.
With the Indo girls.
Just say, fuck this streaming shit, bro.
Let me just take you home. Let me get an Uber.
Fuck you, girl, girl.
No, fuck you now. Let's...
Jayshok, you invited them!
No, I did, but like, we can go to a different location now.
No, the next...
The different locations, their house or your house.
The next part of this...
Don't fuck with this, girl!
Jayshok, the next one, and now it's over 30 minutes away.
This one is 12.
Oh, here's the key.
Where was the Ligar story?
Where's that... they said we're past one.
Yeah, we did pass the Ligar story.
So we're allergic to fun.
Yep. Yep.
I said I'm just, for tomorrow you can sit on your little fucking plane, right?
You can watch my video, have fun getting drunk and boy bar hopping.
Thank you.
Yeah, dude.
Because Lacey is the best communicator of all time.
Hey dude, we got this plan for you, bro.
Come.
You think I'm gonna say no to fucking drinking, bro?
With you?
And fucking bar hopping?
You ever say no to that?
Brother, I'm going to make sure to black out.
It's not even a business trip.
I try to tell my chat, oh, it's a business trip.
Oh, it's a gambling trip, whatever, blah, blah, blah, that.
Fuck no, dude.
I want to walk around this good hammer and not remember anything, bro.
Here's, here's.
So you think I would skip you saying we're making journalists bar-hopping?
Big brother, I'm there 99 times out of 10.
That doesn't make sense.
I'm skipping my fucking...
That's dangerous.
Why is that guy just fucking scootering across the dark way?
I'm not addicted to that call, bro.
Dude, people are...
Oh, no, you are.
No, bro, it's because I'm...
Dude, okay, think about this.
Today you're gonna have a fight.
Like a boxing fight.
What do you do before the boxing fight?
Train?
Okay.
I'm going to Mexico.
What am I supposed to do?
Train drinking.
Imagine this, I'm talking to girls,
there's the limited drinks.
Yo, J-Shop, do not play.
No, listen, listen, listen.
I haven't understood,
no fucking where this guy is.
But I haven't finished.
Hear me out.
Imagine this, there's a million girls there, right?
We're talking a million girls there.
I'm talking.
The first thing you start with,
hey, let's get a drink, right?
You get a drink with the girl.
She's not filling you, she dubs you.
You're down to drink.
You go to the next girl.
Let's get a drink.
She dubs you.
You're down to drinks.
Go to the next girl.
Let's get a drink.
Down three drinks.
Next thing you know, you're blacked out.
So what do you have to do?
You have to train yourself to get denied, get a drink.
And you gotta be able to brace 15 shots.
You have a sickness.
No, you're not thinking about the bigger picture.
If you, so with you, you're a lightweight.
You're 34.
And I'm looking for a wife.
Brother, you are 34.
I'll find my husband, Cabo.
You are 34 talking about frat parties
and going to Cabo and out of 15 shots.
OK, can you put your egos to the side
and get what I'm saying?
That makes sense.
Imagine you were to hit on three girls,
and they're using three shots of them, right?
You're a lightweight.
You're passed out.
You're off at night.
Me?
Big brother, I could strike out 15 times 15 shots.
I can still go.
Does that not make sense?
I'm commissioned.
I'm standing here, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, so I want to hear it.
Let's go train and grow.
Do you make sense?
I was like, I'm fucking talking to you.
No, I think it's just cold alcohol.
Yes!
I don't think there's anything else.
All the way to describing training isn't that.
Let's see if there's anything.
Oh, we're driving.
We'd better change the engine.
Russell, what car did they have?
Is it drive thru only?
There you go.
They're right there, Jason.
What is he?
They're not here.
They're really hooked together now.
I think I see them.
Yes!
They're here?
Good for a liquor store.
What?
I don't know.
Is that not a liquor store?
No.
Maybe.
No, there's gotta be no stores in the heat.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Do you have your clockered?
Have my license please register.
Give me the clock.
Oh.
Provisors.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, bro says something's in the handicap.
I've been losing to him now.
I just thought that I don't think it's a spot, but...
I might just do it, bro.
These guys pull it out.
$600.
Jayshack, would it be worth if I made one of the girls...
You're worth what?
If I made one of the girls pay for me?
I'm gonna make them pay for me.
Yeah, I'm gonna make them pay for me, too.
Fuck them.
Put the sister in there, man.
You want to try to re-ef?
Yeah, we're good.
Oh, this got my jacket spot.
I'm on Laura here.
B. Jax are still gonna be fucked up.
Be careful on the right side, dude.
You're gonna park right here?
Oh, so you have to get on the left side.
That's okay.
This is not a spot.
It's not a spot.
But I'm not fucking...
It means crippled.
Wait, do we bring the crushes?
Fuck man, I don't have any.
Oh, okay.
I was right under the bed.
Put them in the car.
I'm not Jax.
Should I put a cigarette for you, brother?
I don't think they're here.
No.
So where would you now?
Would you eat burgers for ourselves?
Yes!
That was the whole plate in the first place.
Ah, so...
That was the whole plate in the first place.
Ah, so ugly.
Tight right here.
Probably got left side by.
Where's your crushes?
Where are the crushes?
Oh, right here. Sorry.
brain fart as I saw the handicap this guy's waiting for us
Have a good night, hey?
Thank you.
Thanks for coming.
This is a right of the hand.
I do.
All right, what do we do?
You want food?
Yeah, I want to get some food.
You want boobo?
Yes, 36, 33, 36, 38.
There's a big shot.
Where the drill?
There's a little bit more over there.
There's a drill.
Where the fuck is it?
It's a hole.
It's a hole.
It's a hole.
It's a hole.
It's a hole.
There's a six-year-old week leave.
Oh, I'm plastic right now, so I can't.
Oh, water.
Awesome.
What do you know about this, right?
I got a double double double.
Alright, give me whatever you get.
I'm getting a single today.
Yeah, of course.
What's it in?
Oh, what's up?
Go!
I came to read.
I think I'm out of chud necks.
What's it the animal style pride?
I mean, the cheese.
You have to get that.
Okay.
Um, onion inside.
Yeah, mostly.
Okay.
Hi.
What are you doing?
Oh, they're making a lot of that stuff.
They're making a lot of that stuff.
Can I please do a double-double with no onion?
Can I change the price to animal-style?
Can I do a treat, please?
Okay.
You sure?
Yeah.
Any other words?
Yeah.
A little more.
Alright.
I do a double-double with no onion or tomato.
And then a fry and a...
What do you mean a holy fuck?
I'm here with it.
Um, a meal.
I got a meal.
I got a normal meal.
Plus a thousand calories.
What have I eaten in nine hours?
Nothing, bro.
I didn't eat all day, Jack.
I got to say, I'm poor.
I'm just questioning them.
Oh, I'm just interested.
When did you find out you're gay?
I'm not gay.
When did you find out you had alcohol with him?
Fuckin' alcohol, maybe?
Why are you on their sides?
Oh, Lacey has your car.
I don't know what's going on.
It's clean.
It's clean.
My leg hurts, Chuck.
Does this get hot in here?
No.
Mason, what do you want to do?
No.
You go and you surprise me.
I'm 11-up.
Surprise me with a St. Shots prescription.
I'll show you.
Oh, wait. I owe you a big kick.
Oh, wait. I owe you a big kick.
Jeeze chat, Jeeze.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Wait a minute, sir. Do you want to see the corner?
I've been a pitch.
If you take my seat, I'll take your life.
That's it.
What is it?
What's that?
Yeah.
Take my seat.
I'm sorry.
Fire, right?
Oh, fuck. I'm not provided.
I'm sorry.
You like it?
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
like get to that point. What? That many of you. How does that happen? I just look up a really strong community over time.
As 40, 40, 139, please, 39, 40, and 41 please.
He's got people's active shadow holding to it, she's hot, hot, hot.
Thank God they didn't film.
I know.
I think it was you, I think it was you, yeah, you were the one talking to us.
Thank you, Jay Jack for the food.
I appreciate it, Jay.
I'm actually going to just, like, his burgers, they go down my throat, fast and hard.
It's a dog.
Is that us?
Where do you want to go?
Stock.
Oh no.
What do you think about that?
You guess right.
What's the best word for you back?
Um, no, the Michigan East Group.
What?
What?
What's the best word for you back?
Uh, you know, the Michigan East Group.
I used to live on 3-7-1-2 Bravo, you would go to In-N-L like every night.
He's like, look here, he's just like, look here.
What is this copy-paste message on the screen?
Hey, 99.0.
Hot Daddy Burger.
Because they never had hot daddy burgers.
Hot Daddy Burger.
Hot Daddy Burger.
Someone in the chat had a burger burger.
I had a Wagyu burger burger.
I think the best burger burger.
To low-key?
Goddamn, you're gonna go something.
That's one of the guys we're going to drum with, like, two weeks.
The song's gonna be good.
Two, they got it, um, what was it called, is that right, two weeks?
The Chicken Big Mac?
Um, I don't know.
The price of that burger sucks.
I'm gonna tell you something, dude.
There's a Chicken Big Mac on the other side.
That's right, I didn't try it.
Yes, I'm sure they tried it.
The arms burger, the arms burger, they're low-fi.
The arms burger?
I didn't try it.
I think the best, my favorite burger spot, has to be Shake Shack.
I've never had golden.
This is the main thing.
The main thing is the burgers, and now...
Oh, Shake Shack is better than that.
No.
Is that crazy?
No.
The burger came in the best.
What?
A lot of people say burgers.
That's the best burger I've ever had.
I've never had golden.
I've never had golden.
So good.
I had it over the top.
I didn't even see it coming right there.
Really? Yeah.
I'm like too bored.
I think he's better for a five guys than workers because too greasy with too much cheese.
They used to be really good though.
They used to be really good though.
They were actually both cheese here at his dinner.
Thank you.
To my dad at his wedding.
What's that?
What's that?
I got you, pilot.
What do you say?
Come on.
Son of a b***h.
Help me, my honey.
No!
We are in this weird game.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't know if I have my hair.
Oh yeah. Bad idea.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know if it's my hair.
I don't think I could ever be a kid. It's too hard.
Can't go beat I's hair.
Well, I should have called out.
Do you want to try?
I'm just being honest.
I don't want to fuck up his hair.
You can really burn me with a couple of hands.
No?
Why not though?
It's too big.
It's not dieable?
Man, this looks like a forever.
They fucking murdered the cow?
Dude, I got two embers.
Okay, we got it all, people.
No.
No.
Oh, no.
No.
No.
No.
No.
OK.
OK.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I love you, Reflection.
Oh my God.
Here it is.
Oh, I am now.
Jaco Cloud.
What is this?
I'm fucking mad.
What is this?
No, wait a minute, I'm just gonna go straight.
Where is my phone?
I'm gonna hang out with you.
You don't want to see me die so you can get in there.
Come on, come on, grab me.
No, I'm just gonna go straight.
Oh, I'm a little bit of a monkey.
I'm a little bit of a skool.
That's a really good connection.
Oh, there you go.
Good connection.
Oh, come on.
Yeah!
That was in New York.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Who knows?
Yeah, who knows?
I did.
See that?
Don't look at Jordan.
How was your man?
Oh shit!
Don't doubt this fraud.
Jordan, he didn't even know your name.
He barely knew your name.
That's Higgs, that's Higgs.
Wait, how do you know Higgs?
How do you know Higgs?
How do you know Higgs?
That's crazy.
That's amazing.
It's amazing.
It's like the whole advancing race.
What is your ticket?
I don't know.
Crazy.
Mya, mya.
Hi.
Here you go.
Hey, everybody's here.
You're so loose.
Yeah, bro.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Mya.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
We did it, sir!
What? We did it!
I think it's...
They DMed me.
They DMed Jason. I was saying, of course.
They said they were watching the stream and then we stood them up.
Let me have a word with you.
In solos, you're not even gonna give two.
But I didn't give one on solos, easily.
Bro, it's a few.
84 weeks doing a solo gas go.
It's a top by 100.
Well, if you're gonna give them a go, you're gonna buy one.
That's your call.
I'm not.
Yeah
Stay home
Hey Maya, we want you this
Let me shot you get
This number 63
I'm going to go and pull up.
Wait, did you hear that call that river paying attention?
Wait, somebody just said, please see after the character of your series, you should look.
He just go to Mexico for a few days and relax on the beach and just go live for a few hours in the animal.
You're going to put him in so much love for us.
I might do that again in a decent amount of time.
You're going to get him again tomorrow?
Yeah.
Every day.
Every day?
Okay?
Where did you go?
Out of gas.
Out of gas.
I'm about to air out everything.
Check your texts right now.
It is a yes, bro.
And it's like, I saw you in person
for the fucking time.
What do you know?
What does that say?
Everyone going to the street with that.
You know, what did I say?
Yeah, and I was like,
if you had nothing to do, let me know.
Everybody, you know me, bro?
I'm not ego, bro.
You've been like,
I've just never seen this.
You want to do a bro be proper? You want to do a bro be religious man?
You don't want that!
Later, so...
Stand down! Stand down! I'm the truth!
I am willing, bro.
We don't even have to do it.
But if we were to do it, I am willing to log everything I own.
I would fucking smoke it.
Bro, we haven't been driving, bro.
Five years ago. Five years ago.
That's for me. We're coming to all games here.
Hey, yo!
Yo!
Dude, we don't have-
Yo!
What?
What do you think you're doing?
I'm gonna beat you, dude. I beat you in our six.
No.
No?
No?
You're on my team, you're right over here.
There he is.
I'm good, I'm good.
I just won an auto-six turn.
Yeah, but like when you're on my team, you literally had no idea what's going on today.
I knew nothing. I knew nothing.
Okay, that's what's going on here.
I beat you in the first six. I beat you in the first minute.
I smoke you in the rocket.
You don't say a chance against me at 2k or bad.
Bro, I grew up playing 2k.
So did I.
Okay, what else?
That chance against me either.
I'll give you all games, that's what's going on.
I'll be shooting.
I'll be shooting.
Yes, sir.
Um...
That's too close.
That one is a fail.
We hit it too close.
What else?
Chell, what's another game I'm good at?
Not really.
Look it.
What did that guy say?
Island is okay, good, and a lot of games.
The girls are not...
...generally real.
Let's go.
Let's go.
You're gonna be...
Yeah.
It's okay.
It's not over.
It's okay.
Um...
I think we're going to split up.
What do you guys do?
Probably grabbing on to nice cars,
you need a attorney to offer
that's going to get you more than a lawyer.
An attorney?
An lawyer?
What's your name?
I work in the front.
I handle all the cases.
I do all the work that an attorney doesn't want to do.
Okay.
Okay.
Awesome.
We don't know anyone that does illegal stuff, no one, we're done, no we're done, I don't
It's not gonna be ego thing, we're all good people.
No, it was a U.
My name is a W, no C for now.
You didn't even get into the opera.
Wait, where's the freedom check?
No reasonable J-check.
What was that number, 71?
Yeah, roughly there.
Come on.
We got a big one of them.
We're on a photo.
It's like they're having shrimping?
Hell!
Maya's done it in the Alphabet!
It's just so nice when you're here.
Maybe not Maya, no.
Maya didn't go.
Maya didn't get any pets out of the store.
Maya didn't get any pets out of the store.
Wait, what realm?
She just gave these to him.
Maybe she gave him Utah.
Wait, she did to me 10,000 bits?
What's your stack?
Why did JayShox stand me up?
Not gonna lie, it's Halloween.
She gave me three thousand minutes to set it up.
Why did you lie about everything we said on the E-Babe?
That's kind of weird!
She's not here.
Wait a second!
He does follow her!
Oh my God.
When did you find these people?
When did you find shorties doing a horrible double-dutch ass-clap dance?
She's on the hot tub.
What's the word?
When did you find these girls?
Oh my God, she's like, I didn't lie to you, you lied the whole time.
Look at that once. She said, you lied the whole time.
What's my lie about?
I don't know, I suppose she's had a jet.
I told my virgin status, I told her, I had a hiding.
What am I about?
I should have went with the girl that was staying.
There's a room in there, bitch.
More new one, bro.
Why do you want pictures of us? What do we do?
Why do you want pictures of us? What do we do?
Of course, great. Let's do it.
Thank you, guys.
Love you guys.
It looks like I love you.
Okay.
Hey, listen, do you have a gamble, bro?
What?
I used to watch it, because you know this all the time.
Oh, really?
Oh, thank you, bro.
Man, what happened to the workout that you're playing with?
What?
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
It's not happening.
It's not going to get any better.
Man, it's OK, man.
It's not going to get any better.
All right, I'll take a picture.
Take a picture.
You took it?
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
Hey, it's good to meet you guys.
I don't know what I'm doing.
You didn't show up.
Huh?
What are you saying?
I'm not even sure.
I'm not even sure.
I'm going to mime with another 10,000 bits.
Okay, Sean.
You're lying!
I don't know where to let the test be too fast.
Where to go?
You're reading my...
I'm not. I was going to get a beer!
You're a fucking son of a bitch.
You're all I was like, don't you dare go over there.
You're saying it can be.
That really looks like dog meat, though.
Is that what you do to us now?
You get it back?
Talk to him now, Jason.
You!
I'm in there with you!
I'm in there with you!
All right, bud.
Let's go here.
Let's go here.
I don't want to talk to you.
Don't get me into this.
Give me a thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs up!
Now how about this?
What are you going to pull off?
Give me a thumbs up!
Give me one of these!
As you mother fuckers!
I'll give you a real fucking quick take shot.
Son, young?
Is it real?
Oh, shit!
Alright, I guess that's the way to do it.
Thank you.
What about that?
Alright, I'm gonna do 7 of it.
No, but I don't believe this.
Little effect!
Little effect!
What about for you?
I'm gonna, I thought you were gonna play this.
Oh my God.
I didn't see if all of the script was on this.
I keep going.
There's our fuck.
Bro, there's why I don't like it now.
Alright, I'm gonna play good boy.
Where they come from?
Let's go to the right.
Let's go to the right.
Let's pop your old dribbles.
We have a pilot.
A pilot?
Look at him run.
Is this green?
Yeah.
Doing one thing down here.
Drinking, gambling.
We did the generate now.
Yes.
I'll give you a舔 gun.
Make sure we get the舔 gun out.
What do you mean, I'll give you a舔 gun?
I'll give you a舔 gun.
I'll give you a舔 gun.
Oh, my god.
There you go.
I need to get the舔 gun.
I'll get my life in theater.
I'm gonna move when you put your leg up on my seat.
Oh my god.
Have you been staying up there?
No.
No, you're done.
You're just wasting my food?
I'll give you a舔 gun.
I'll get a舔 gun.
Make sure we get the舔 gun.
I'll give you a舔 gun.
Make sure we get the舔 gun.
That's fine.
That's what it's doing.
I mean, they shouldn't mind his little son.
He's not my son.
I think I said two.
I'm single.
I can have whatever it takes.
I can have whatever it takes.
That's all right.
Wait, how do you eat animal sounds right, Chuck?
Come on.
There's a bunch of sauce in there.
It's all right.
That's better.
I have a fortune to disappear.
Can we all get to the most popular fast food spotage?
Can we all make the most popular fast food spotting?
It was all right, we just wanted to make those.
It was all sweet stuff!
Real new news!
That's where you look like a fucking doggie-con!
And lazy as we can be!
Sorry, I'm not sure if you can see this.
We love it.
What is your real name?
Actually, it's for a warrior.
Miley?
It's with an e, Rob. It's not my name about an e.
It's saying, for, about an e.
Hey, he's going, steal our luck.
Oh, you mean an e?
I'm a flamethrower, I see you.
Yo, I think I've met it, I've met it.
Why you?
Wait, it's not even C-O-R-E.
Yo, I didn't know that.
I don't know how it's funny.
No, that was funny.
I don't know how it's funny.
It's too loud for you to come out.
I don't know.
Like, you're just saying jokes are a little loud.
Yeah, I like the guy who does go out on the road.
I don't even know, alright?
What do you mean, dude?
Yeah, now I'm fucking gay, how about you, bro?
I like the guy who's got a mic for him, man.
I like the guy who's got a mic for him, man.
I like the guy who's got a mic for him, man.
Hey, you guys have done your money,
if I get it for him?
No, of course, bro.
Okay.
Thanks for your cool money.
Thanks for your cool money.
Thanks for your cool money.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
It's not a gun.
What?
What's wrong?
I don't know.
But it's a gun.
I mean, it's a gun, so it's...
it's...
It's not a gun.
The hospital, bro.
Did you let Diddy come and escape?
You have duty come, we're scared to come out.
Oh, dear.
Yo, J-Shock.
I'm this fucking close to getting canceled.
I'm doing it.
I'm God, I will, bro.
I'm this close, bro.
You're going to get the Cranky Kong in there.
Cranky Kong.
Can I get a brush?
Yeah.
I'm fine with that.
Donkey Kong wasn't too hungry today.
Guess number 60, 62, 64 please.
60, 62, 64 please.
Now he's high but he comes!
He's frying your shit!
Security! Security!
I got it. Security! Security!
I got it! You know Steve's talking got a language!
I'm getting harassed over here, so help.
No, that's a deal.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's 68.
Yeah, it's 69.
It's 69.
Yeah, it's 69.
Man, I'm just trying to enjoy my meal.
I don't know who the fucking guys are.
This guy's got his fucking thumb on him.
I'm just trying to enjoy my meal.
I don't know.
I'm just like, you know, seeing him doing...
I don't...
I don't...
My face, stop filming me, I'm gonna say your name.
You guys have to be partying.
You guys have to be partying.
Yeah, yeah.
Boy, the purple guy, 41, boy me some more.
And point at camera, my baby.
Don't film me.
Don't film me.
Tell him to stop filming me.
Don't film me.
He broke his knee.
To the document.
I don't know that.
I don't know that.
Stop filming me.
Stop filming me.
He's gonna harass me, you heard that?
Don't record me.
Show your pussy what's up.
Next time we're gonna check your outside.
No, no, no, no, don't think outside.
Hey, him and I are gonna bust over to kick your ass.
Keep filming me.
You're gonna be my ass.
He's turning me.
He's turning me.
He's turning me.
He's turning me.
He's turning me.
He's turning me.
He's turning me.
He's turning me.
I'm not even gonna beat you.
You're gonna fuck his leg, bro.
He's starting to beat you.
No, no, no.
I'm not gonna beat you. We're gonna keep dress.
We're gonna keep dress.
No, no. Sit down and eat your burgers.
Sir, if I have one more problem with him, I'm gonna kick his ass.
I'm gonna finish my burger and I'll leave happily
and shoot like a fucking day.
Cousin?
You can have some of this.
Thank you.
You got four burgers?
No, I don't think you got four, which is a good burger.
Okay, well.
Okay.
Okay, well.
Okay, well.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, well.
Okay, well.
Okay, well.
Okay, well.
Okay, well.
I don't have the heart to do it, I'll let you do mine.
get number 57 please get number 57 please
That's what I have done.
I have to wake up in three hours.
You have to go?
Yeah.
If we don't go all the way back, it's going to be like this.
Well, listen to the young ones, they don't have subscriptions, so you're going to need
to set up a subscription.
Yeah, well.
But I don't know if that's easy to do.
It's very, very difficult.
As long as there's a camera, I'll figure it out.
Okay, now, just never try to catch up.
Wait, when have you all signed up for my contract?
I'm meeting with my guest number 16, please.
Guest number 64, please.
He's never had a guest, so he's never tried ranch.
I've reached out to his name.
I don't know.
I paid him $3,000 for this shirt.
Look at that.
A piece of bucket that will fucking screw you.
Do it.
I'm better off.
It was hard.
It's good.
That's great.
Mark, look up.
You can't see.
You can't see.
Look at that German outward.
That's scary.
Get up right now.
I don't think I can do it.
Who's my first piece of secret talent?
You have a trick to give me.
I'm of every sort.
72 treats for the injured.
72, please 72.
Guess number 70 ladies.
Come on.
Come on.
Uh, you get out of here, Barbara.
I need to contract you down.
I need ice.
I need to elevate you down.
Holy shit, I'm in pain right now.
I feel like I'm going to move too much actually.
What?
I'm not going to move too much.
That's a bad thing to do when you're far and tall.
I'm going to move too much.
How you doing?
I'm good.
I haven't seen you in a while.
You think he's going to feel good?
No, it's kind of like a bitch.
I had to go up and down the stairs, and I was talking like, from my bedroom, down, and downstairs, and upstairs again, basement, yeah, like six different times, and then I had to go all the way to the basketball court, all the way, like...
How does that work, personally?
Wow.
The plane is broad.
It doesn't have to do an address now. It takes nothing like me.
70, please. It's got 70. That's great.
Such a hard life. I mean, that's not wrong. We're going to be putting that much weight on me 14 days after a major knee surgery.
What's wrong with that? 70, please. That's over 70, please.
Yes, 71 and 70, please, 71 and 70, please.
Hang on a little bit, brother.
So, it's all the internet.
Can we do it?
Or pilot pilot, can we do it?
Get in this, B-Shark.
B-Shark! B-Shark!
B-Shark! B-Shark!
B-Shark! B-Shark!
Let's go inside there.
What happened?
Happy taste.
Alright.
Oh this guy?
What did I say?
Yeah, we're close.
Sounds good.
I'm going to put it back in.
Oh, wait, can someone have a little of this crunchy?
Yeah, I'll pop it on you.
Fuck.
Fucking tweakers man!
He just called my 45!
MMMM!
HAHAHAHAH!
You're 20!
OOOOH!
Is this your job?
Yeah.
Let's fix it.
It does.
HAHAHA!
Hey, this is not my second car.
Call me when you're done.
I
I wish you would have just shot him.
Alright man, cut the camera.
I'll literally just sneak him right now.
I'm 100% out.
No, no, no, no.
Let it go, let it go.
I'm 100% out.
No, we can't tell you like as fucked up what you just said to Jason.
He's drunk.
He's drunk.
I don't give a fuck what you just told me.
What you just said to guys weird.
Tell them I'm actually down.
You want it?
No, you're good.
You're good.
Don't do anything, Russell.
You're good.
Let's go home.
You know who he's with.
You know who he's with.
Just go.
Just go home.
We all gotta be home, bro.
Russell, get in.
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What's the shit?
What's beeping?
Something open?
I don't want to see it now.
No, the door's open.
The door?
Your door's open.
Oh, pressure door.
I'm just gonna put you in the tunnel.
I'll find you in there.
Be careful, careful, careful.
There's no cross-court.
Why do you make fun of you?
I didn't put an eel out there.
You've had some errors before?
Yeah, I've done it before.
I don't know.
Bro, everything you said to that guy, he just said something negative.
negative he was like
truck but I was like yeah it's a pretty fucking shoe truck
I said have a good night he goes yeah you probably will you little smart fucker
cause I'm glad something like that
he would have rocked him though
he took your glasses off you were away you know
no no nothing like that
He's like tweaking bro, you just smoke his dick.
You could have dropped him with one point.
What was the first thing he said to your guy when he went across the street?
He used to say clear out, plus he's clear out.
He said that?
He runs the inn and out bro.
He actually runs that street.
That's why they have that fucking security guard in there.
They're going to protect him from that.
He runs the Sherman Williams.
The security guard was a fucking tweaker.
You got me in pilot or arguing?
You sent me address on something?
Yeah, I think this is it.
What the f**k in a loo is that?
They killed a f**king bird.
That's the day I'm gonna hide now.
Well, all my soul power if I can draw it.
Look at your phone please.
I'm being so serious. I knew the cameras.
I'm gonna try to like, hard ass.
But like, if I wasn't trimming with you, like, dude,
9th episode now I'm f**king just like, hitting him.
Like, he's in my face.
I believe you.
Fucking water fight
Well, like I don't like I don't want you to get banned from me just like
You just told me you said put the camera away. I would have put it away
They're saying spin back
The reason it's like to be came to Wall Street, bro, like you do it a fucking 13 year old kid that knows other
Well, I'm gonna get a kill, alright?
Oh, wow.
Oh, can you get a kill?
I always wonder people like that, like, are those people easy to, like...
Yes!
No, so you're saying, like, if you did, like, he's not gonna be able to, like, actually fight?
No, you know what?
Watch him, he's just falling in the ground.
Think about it, his brain is so disoriented because of what drugs he's on.
If you if he gets hit by anybody
You can literally just pimp slap him like that candy's falling over like he's just
It's like it's insane
And he was just in my face like dude, dude, I could just like it's just not worth it
No, like no hard shit like bro. He had a big ass scar on his forehead come on. Yeah, bro
No, it doesn't matter like you could just clock them so fast. He just leaves. It's going to sleep
It's never worth it, bro if he hits his head or something like imagine you fucking shitty fucking yeah
Oh yeah, I know, she was never worth it bro, don't play.
What do you want to say if that weren't for bro?
He was stepping up on me, I thought he was really chivalry.
If he hits you by all means, defend yourself.
Well you guys must, you know...
He was basically in the truck.
That's what I was worried about, I thought he was trying to get in.
Everything that came out of his mouth was negative.
Dude, I know!
Have a good night, fuck you pussy.
Nice, nice, nice truck.
That's yours?
Yeah, free fucking shitty truck.
Like bro...
Bro, and then he said, the pilot said he's 20, he said he looked at your phone.
Oh yeah, I don't think I can...
camera
That's why I started filming because he called me 40 hours. Okay, that's kind of fun
All right, he's out there all night. He's gonna say something to the wrong person
I heard him calling, but later on that this is...
Well, there's a lot of...
What type of drugs are you drinking?
I don't know.
It's a good pleasure.
I don't know. I've got a lot of, like, bullshit.
That's... I always say bullshit.
Are you really a mixture?
I don't know what type of shit you're taking to do some shit.
Ewww!
There's some...
Yeah, I think math.
You don't want to play the best game.
That heads got fucking...
Super straight?
He seems just drunk though, no?
No, no. Something else.
Some pilot you were right next to him.
I don't know, I think something's up.
I don't know. I think something's up.
Fighting is not worth it, ever.
Defend yourself, but never play.
Imagine if he like stepped up the pilot or some shit
and pilot like hit him and he fell, cracked his head open.
That open dies, you're at fault, I'm at fault, Bruce at fault.
What?
I'm kidding.
But it's all open.
But like, I mean, your life would change forever if that shit happened to you.
Yeah, that's something my friend's dad bro, friend's dad again, a fighting with a man
off a fucking god damn life boss for like 20 years.
Maya, yeah listen, we're all good.
What?
Love you, like, you're amazing, but like, you were cool.
You're in a whole different place than Jack, all crazy.
Maya's in your chat?
Maya, we're cool.
What'd she say in your chat?
Maya, god damn it.
We just got pressed.
We're not worried about your feelings.
Who made a face, Maya?
Everyone be respectful for Maya.
What's her username?
What's her username?
What's her username?
She's a cool person.
Maya123.
Leave her alone.
She's a cool person.
Maya, one, two, three, I think.
Leave her alone.
Maya, you're good.
Yeah, no haters, guys.
If you're hating, you're getting locked.
Leave her alone.
99 job, 99 I am
She's in my channel
What's she saying here, Charlie?
I don't have to pick a cab
Nah, we not cool, you speakin' all my name crazy
Ooh, man
Fuck
Actually, that's not cool
How did he just leave it there?
It's not my problem
If she's mad and like in chat pressing, she like how are we?
She's just trying to find me.
You just have to tell the girl to give you a phone call and talk things out.
Yeah, like if she's really, she's...
Yeah.
Yeah, she's in my chat now.
You have to tell the girl who will give you a call and talk things out of stream.
Yeah, not even off stream. Just call her right now. Fuck it.
Put the camera down.
Yeah, make sure I'm not showing it to you.
Here you go.
I
Jowers put it down cuz he's at his own right? It's what's up. Hi, brother shock. Where you saw me? No, it's unmuted
Appreciate you bro. Thank you for coming rolling. I love you guys
You sure shot my shot get home safe tomorrow, man
Thank you shot
I just up see you bro
Just tell me it's close
Alright, John, we're going to put up in a sec when we're closer, or when we're away.
What's his name?
Right?
I can't see it.
Yeah, you left it in the right eye here, though.
I do?
I suppose you can't make a box.
Oh, it says that?
It says who?
Yeah, it says who.
You say that?
Oh, fuck.
Wait, not too good, no?
Yeah, it's Finn.
Fuck it.
Stone rocks, you know?
Alright shall we on our way home?
Drop the bitch.
Wait a little, hold on.
Get a little tune going maybe?
Yeah, yeah, Janice should have a fuck up.
Okay.
And Miliana has been so long since Dexter and me.
He'll just rat me out.
Teach me, baby.
Call my phone, say you need me, baby.
Also, please don't teach me, baby.
I'll make you a little piece, baby.
Call my phone, say you need me, baby.
I'll make you a little piece, baby.
So I'm a little out of free, baby.
You just like some green tea, baby
Hey, hey, hey
There's a lot of summer going to do me done
If I could, you'd show me right now
She pickin' up
You guys got big on my name
That's big enough
You know how you OG, rockin' on a record, my name
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I'm going upstairs charging just come with us I'll see you when I see you in my room
your bag. Oh, I might not make it back. Okay. Let me make it back. Okay. Wait, um, just come
up with me. It's upstairs. Bring your camera.
Oh
So this is just out of style at the moment.
Fuck you.
Why the fuck do you need some empathy?
I don't need empathy, bitch.
He fell yet?
No, never.
You want to fall?
Yeah, he did fall one time.
Yeah, he said, he said no, you said you were going to get a bad or a fuck.
I was in the morning, I was just woke up, back down to the flight.
Uber driver would see me, right in the fucking driveway, was right before my surgery.
I tried hopping, tripped on the stairs, fell out of my face.
What are your thoughts?
Did you get it?
Am I going to have to slow things all the way?
I don't know the best thing to do tonight.
Coco!
It's not me and Bunyan.
Oh, Coco got into something.
Coco, what did you eat?
Hey Coco.
Coco, what did you eat?
What did I say?
I don't know, whatever, whatever sort of forge.
What did you eat, Coco?
Let's go, go.
There's a boost to catch up on you.
In there.
What's he going to pull at you, man?
Literally anything.
I got a pee.
All right, switch my desk up.
Well, I'm going to switch it, please, please, please.
All right, I got this.
Wait, pilot, do you have?
I'm just thinking about it.
Where did these big ass ACs go?
Is this even fucking doing anything?
Where did my camera go?
The fuck is true doing
Where's your muscle, where's your I have no camera
Just forgot
He's trying to go live?
Wait, are you guys on top?
No.
Um, no.
Um, do you mean like, do you mean like,
do you have a camera?
Do you have a, do you have a,
just like a go-on suit?
Yeah, with a phone though.
Right there.
I forgot you have a camera.
I forgot you have a camera.
I'm probably going to end the bench window.
I want to be on desktop land.
Stay up for the four night season at this point?
Yeah bro, we just stay up and have to wake up at 8am for physical therapy and then also
do a fucking 12 hour stream and go to the bars and open up tomorrow night, because
I'm just not a human being, right?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm not talking to you
I'm going to go to the other side of the road.
Did no one, not a single person in the chat has told me where, when, what time the season
he comes out.
two hours and I can't, I literally just can't. I'll play it tomorrow though.
I don't know, probably not.
I actually don't know what to do.
No!
The lens broke?
No, it's been broken.
That's why we got, they got me with something.
There's something in it, so sometimes we won't.
Move tomorrow's segment to the next day.
I don't know, I don't know if Brandon and Rod now
could do that.
That speaker got caught up by the feds? How would someone even know that?
That's the exact words that kid was saying to me outside.
What?
He was going to get caught up by the feds.
Alright, maybe it's one of the kids that wanted to get caught.
It was the first time chatting with us.
They were right word for word on that.
Okay.
I guess you weren't asking them if they could move it there?
If you're going to feel like shit the whole time?
No, it's just bro, just tired off, dude.
You tired?
I just feel burnt out.
I never felt like this.
I think it's because I'm just used to putting my full 100%
energy into streaming.
And I feel like recently, 50% of my energy
has been into my need.
So I'm just feeling like, I don't know, I'm just feeling
a lot.
No, I know.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
I'm really zoomed out though extra why is that it I mean yeah I don't know I mean it's really
you know.
Right as you did when you were on desktop.
Yeah.
Or it could have been adjusted.
I'm sorry.
Is this still on?
Chad, are we on desktop now?
It could be your meds.
Yeah, it's definitely a mixture of a bunch of stuff, Chad.
How is the micro?
It's at 75 volume.
I'm not getting on Patreon, I'm watching a two and a half hour movie right now, I just
streamed for nine and a half hours after shooting a five out, what are you doing?
I'll see you tomorrow.
All right, I'll see you tomorrow.
Wait, did you make sure the door shut?
Yeah.
So for a minute, I saw some people
saying it comes out in two minutes.
Some people saying two hours.
When does it come out?
Is it out, or is it actually two hours?
or may take up to seven hours.
Oh, fuck no
Well, if you imagine yo am I tripping
Well, would for tonight's season's not be so much more hype if they came out at like a normal time
Why does four night always drop seasons middle of the night?
Like imagine the new four night season came out at like 8 p.m., you know how fucking hyped
that would be?
It's when the least amount of players are on.
All that makes sense actually.
I don't know how we're going to get through that later chat out pilot that been the chat
That's all for you.
Peace to chair.
Oh my God, I feel better.
How do I stay here?
Oh, fuck sec, go go.
I think it's for cold fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm picking your nose all night, bro.
We all pick our nose when we're just chilling by ourselves.
We all pick our nose.
Yes, we do, we do.
All right, so I'm about to go to bed.
Like Dennis feeling like a fall asleep right now in this chair.
Today was actually the most exhausting day ever.
But I went from about to not go live and cancel the stream to a 10 hour stream.
A lot of fun caretaker day two with Jay shop tomorrow we have day three with me Braden
and raw dog moon and Nick near Sina we're all gonna go like get outfits and stuff and then
go bar hopping tomorrow night to different bars see where the night takes us.
I mean, I don't know exactly what time I'll be live tomorrow because I gotta wake up at 9 for PT and then I'm probably going to end up taking like a two hour nap after.
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