Lacy
๐ก LACY x ELLYSA ๐ก UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ๐ก CARETEAKER SERIES DAY 4 ๐ก RIDES, GAMES, & FOOD ๐ก FUN VIBES ๐ก SUBSCRIBE = NO ADS ๐ก !CLIPPING
08-22-2026 ยท 7h 14m
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I'm just going to get a piece, a little bit of weed.
I was just like, please.
Yeah.
That's your big sheepy.
Oh, it's just me, Conn.
Why are you just spamming your fat, bro?
Why are you just spamming your fat?
Your stream just started.
Guys, we have unfortunate news.
Okay, we have unfortunate news.
Unfortunately, I have, my hand has been forced
to cancel six flags today, all right?
You know, there's just some weird people out there
in the world who just wanna see me fail, bro.
There's some weird people out there in the world
who wanna see me fail, bro.
And I guess it is kind of my fault
for announcing where I was going beforehand.
That's kind of my fault.
But I've never had this happen before,
before I even go live on a stream.
So is what it is, we are gonna have to change locations.
So me and Alyssa will not be going to Six Legs anymore
due to safety concerns, okay?
We will be going somewhere else.
I'm not gonna say where we're going actually.
Let me just change my title real quick, just in case.
Okay, just in case.
It's taking my time real quick.
But we are still going to an amusement park.
We are still going to somewhere
that's gonna be a lot of fun.
Honestly, it's probably gonna be better
and it's probably gonna be more fun in my opinion
now that I think about it.
It has a lot more stuff to do
and it's more of an attraction based instead of rides.
Cause as you guys know, I'm very limited
on rides I can go on.
But yeah, so we're still doing a stream.
Alyssa's still pulling up.
It's just going to be a little bit,
just a different place we're going to, okay?
Did you win?
Did I win what?
Outside?
What is outside?
What is outside?
What are y'all talking about?
He's trying to ignore it.
Wait, what is outside?
Can somebody show me it?
Can somebody show me what outside is?
Whoa, what is this?
Sidemen outside. Let's take this outside.
Oh, coming soon to Netflix!
Dude, I'm going to be honest outside, huh?
So is this going to be kind of like, is this going to be like basically Sidemen inside,
but it's going to be a spin off and they're going to be outside?
Wow.
Outside.
I've never heard of this.
I'd love to be on this.
I would love to be on this if they're like casting people.
That'd be very cool to be on outside.
I would love to actually.
You know, Sidemen, if y'all are out there listening,
if you guys are looking for members
to be on this new show and to be on outside,
just hit me up, let me know.
I'd be down to do it, I'd be down.
Call Toby and ask FaceTime Toby.
Always probably sleeping over in the over in the Europe, huh?
You guys think he's sleeping over in the Europe?
Wait, he said, give me two seconds, okay.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest.
This show looks like it'll be good.
Like imagine the inside, but the whole theme is them having to survive like in the jungle
and be outside, I'm going to be honest though, I feel like this will be a lot harder than
inside.
Facts or no.
I don't know about y'all, but I'm personally going to watch this.
I'm personally going to open up my Netflix and I'm going to watch this show.
I think it's just, I want to know who the cast is.
I want to know who's going to be on the show, you know what I mean?
Um, cause I feel like that's honestly a big part of me in my opinion, in my opinion.
Hollywood needs you.
What do you mean Hollywood needs me?
What are you talking about?
Son, you already leaked.
What did I leak?
How?
What did I leak?
I've been posted this, let's take this outside.
Why is the top comment a gift of me, bro?
Why is the top comment a gift of me?
Chad, you guys realized I couldn't have possibly,
I couldn't, brother, I literally just got surgery.
Am I even gonna be able to do this?
You spelled caretaker wrong?
Anything else I need to react to?
What else y'all want me to react to?
Like what is this, bro?
Four months before Sidemen announced outside,
Lacey returned from mysteriously going dark in London
with a broken arm covered in bug bites
and admitting he hadn't showered.
Look, Kat, Kat, look,
Is there something wrong with this?
Should I get that checked out?
It's not ketchup.
Brother, brother, I went on a trip.
First of all, this is when I was arrested and in jail.
I got scratched up by a police officer
because I was in jail, okay?
And then I just went on a little trip.
I went on a little vacation.
I went on a vacation.
God forbid I'm not gonna go on vacation in 2026.
Am I right?
Holy shit, bro.
What about Heinz Bayans?
Bruh, I don't know who Heinz Bayans is.
I don't know who that is.
I don't know who Heinz Bayans is.
Please don't think I'm weird or a stalker,
because I'm not,
but don't y'all think Lacey's figure is coming in.
Oh, wait, Toby's calling me.
Toby.
Yes.
What's up, bro? Hey, I'm live right now.
I just my chat actually just linked me a tweet that said it's announcing that you guys and the Sidemen are doing an actual show called outside.
How do I apply? How does that work?
It's not really a connection thing, but we can reach out to you.
Okay, reach out type of thing. Am I a prospect?
Okay, yeah, look in the chat chat you guys think I should be a prospect yes or no
seems pretty unanimous. Well listen, Toby, it looks like it'll be a lot of fun and I would love
and very be open to doing it for sure. I mean, I will keep that in mind, but from the lips of
your chat, it's not looking good, Brad. It's not. But you know what I'm saying? I have a word of
of the boys and I'll see what they're saying about him.
Okay, all right, sounds good.
Let me know when you, when me and you and the boys
are gonna have that, like have a talk and stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
And in the meantime, I think you need to work on getting
your channel and your site.
Okay, yeah, I'll have a word with them.
You lost me?
You can hear me now, Toby.
Sorry, wifi's a little...
Listen, I'll be working my chat, I will, I will, I'll have a word with them.
I'll put them in their place.
The teaser, I think it's cool.
So what I'm getting from it is it's inside, right?
But it's going to be outside.
So like, like in like a jungle kind of vibe, it looks like.
I don't want to give away too much, but what I will say is it will be worth it and we will
have to miss for a long time.
So it will be worth it.
Well, y'all been working on it for a minute, huh?
Damn.
Okay.
Well, I'm excited.
I'm excited.
I'll be watching.
I promise I'll be watching.
I appreciate you.
Thank you for supporting.
I'm putting in a good work for you.
All right.
Let me know.
Let me know if y'all need a new member for a Sidemen.
All right, so we have a good night, bro, I love you, man.
Yeah, I love you.
All right, I got a joke.
Am I just a joke?
Am I just a joke, bro?
Am I just a joke?
If I ever saw Lacey on Netflix on my TV, I will be deleting the app.
Yo, yo, like, I'm not going to lie, you guys just sold me.
That was Toby, big Toby Jizz, in the chat,
asking, yo, if you guys would want to see me
on a Netflix show that you guys said no and sold me,
what are you guys doing?
21 cars as rage yo, what is 21 cars? What is 21 cars, bro?
Who's your caretaker for tomorrow?
Oh, okay.
Chad, so as you guys know, Alyssa's pulling up today.
We are going to an amusement park,
spending the day at an amusement park,
and I do have handicap express passes
because I am special.
I do have the handicap express passes, okay?
But tomorrow, Cynna's gonna be coming to the house
and Cynna's gonna be my caretaker tomorrow.
So we have Alyssa today
and then right back to back tomorrow,
We have Sina pulling up during the, during the synathon and she's going to be my caretaker tomorrow. All right.
Dang, bro.
Chas, do you guys think I have, like, am I too much of a, um, am I too much of a brand risk to ever be on Netflix?
Be honest.
Eric, they stole 21 cars. Can you believe that?
What? 21 cars? Thank you for getting me a car.
21 cars? How are they going to drive 21 cars?
At once.
Right. That's crazy. They have to be ashamed of themselves.
I've been telling the info maybe to get your life together.
21 cars? Where you going to park on the car today?
I don't know what's going on people need to get their stuff together to have to be driving for the one car
What the fuck I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it
So you guys think this guy stole the cars?
I guess this guy single-handedly stole 21 cars?
Like, what are y'all talking about, bro?
Just something to cheer you up.
What are you sending me bro? Son, you had the chance to say anything to Drake and you
said here's my boy Marlin, Sunnybun.
I'm going son, how are you bro? Nice to meet you.
I'm gonna be honest this is some hate and shit that y'all are doing this is some hate and shit that y'all are doing if
If I'm meeting someone cool or have a good opportunity and my friend is my boy is sitting next to me
Obviously I'm introducing and I'm gonna say yo this is my man. What?
I'm not showing off my boyfriend
I mean they see your skinny everybody's just jealous cuz you're handsome and get all the girls appreciate you
I'm gonna give you my trash it. I'm gonna ask him to give you my friendship
What is this
What are you sending me just watch just watch eight people leave the game fucking idiots
I'm still in this bitch. Fuck me. I'm still in this bitch
Shit was fucking miserable last night shit was genuinely fucking miserable last night
When's the next movie night? Uh, whenever I want. Yo, do I not look like a fat head here?
Do I not look like a fat head? Yo, give me other shit to react to send links and links and links and links
I just farted it so like rotten eggs.
What is this?
I'm from Vegas, over 20.
Like, what is, what is this chat?
Why do you just send me pics in videos of fucking cows, bro?
Stop sending me videos and pictures of cows.
is this? Yo, I got a fart.
Play. I made a game where you
literally have to find a needle in a haystack. The catch is there's five
million pieces of hay in one needle.
I'm not marathoning this.
Dude, you know what would be a good idea though?
Like, this game, what if you had like a million dollar prize to the winner?
That would make it worth it.
This one is so good.
I don't have time right now to react to all that shit.
You should fund the prize. Why would I do that?
Yana's in this new music video.
Who's Miles Catten?
He's from Sinners? What is that?
I wonder, do you think of me?
In that one night we spent like toys in the storm,
worked for the same fortune, never found myself.
Where's Yana?
Let's get a clickbait.
Wait, is that Yana?
Wait, so Yana's in Sinners?
I'm still in the bar, and I'm the corner of the house
That's Yana!
And I'm a cheese ball
Wait, so Yana's gonna be in Sinners, is what you guys are saying?
Y'all need to...
...me be like yo, with the two of us
How am I an idiot? That's what y'all just said!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I mean, hey, sounds like a pretty good song and sounds like it's going to be a good movie.
It's La Peace.
Are we getting a Fat Camp part two?
Yes.
Yes.
Fat Camp part two, I think is happening.
I don't want to give an exact date, but we're getting an official like actual camp
ground with like a lake and everything. I think it's going to be October I think. I'm pretty sure
Fat Camp 2 is going to be early October, if I'm not mistaken.
If you ever want a crooked project, oh okay, thank you, yeah.
This guy called you a viewbotter, that's good friend.
Why are you warping action comics?
Like this guy can't even name one comic by the way.
So I can't name one comic.
Name one that Spider-Man what what what I just did it.
Which one?
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Miles Morales, far away from the universe.
Wait, isn't that what it is? Isn't that what it is? Miles Morales comic far away from the
universe. See? How are you a Spider-Man, LARP? Wait, Alyssa just texted me. I'm here. Okay,
Hey, cool.
Alyssa's here.
Look what Marlin said.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
What did you just type?
Yo, I didn't mean that, I didn't mean that,
I didn't mean that if you were to put my hand in.
Yeah, you guys know I used to read comics growing up, right?
Have y'all ever heard of Fantastic Four comic?
Thank you.
Exactly.
Okay.
What are you sending me, bro?
What are you sending me?
This is great reacts.
Got you, fat boy.
W. Let's take this outside wait, Sidemen are doing outside?
They're doing outside?
It was gonna be like inside, but outside.
It's gonna be like inside, but outside?
Oh my God, it's probably gonna be outside,
like in the jungle.
No way.
Thank you for sending me that.
Robot boxing is now a thing.
I'm not gonna lie these robots suck I'd beat the shit out of both of these fucking clankers
on my sword beat the shit out of both of these clankers bro they're not even connecting with
their punches I would knock this I will knock this clinkers head off
only you will be straight to a hot spot
you can't even walk so you guys don't think I could be that weak-ass robot in a
fight
Let's see your football now.
Can you guess the football player name from easy to impossible, but before we will please
subscribe to his second channel for more exciting presents.
It's easy.
Lionel Messi.
Lionel Messi.
Lionel Messi.
Lionel Messi.
Lionel Messi.
Lionel Messi.
Lionel Messi.
Lionel Messi.
Lionel Messi.
Christiano Ronaldo!
Christiano Ronaldo.
That's in boppy bro. That's in boppy. In boppy.
Halan! Halan! Halan!
It's too easy for me. I'm skipping.
I'm skipping Christian Stewart Ryan Ryan Fallen
I'm not a lot of know a single one of these people I can't even come up with fake names
to guess.
I can't even call it with fake names to guess.
All right, chat.
Chat is almost time to go to fucking Six Flags.
We're going to Six Flags.
It's almost time to go to Six Flags, chat.
Someone just told me that you can't clap that ass anymore.
like hope like your brother is ass ass stays clapping bro
Wait, is Alyssa alive?
She's not alive.
Oh, she is.
Oh, she just went live.
Did you just jerk?
No, I did not just jerk.
You're 24, by the way.
When is it time to grow up?
Yo, just because I'm 24 doesn't mean I have to grow up.
up. First of all, I'm not even 24. I'm 23. And if I want to be a 23-year-old man standing
up and shaking my ass, I'm going to be a 23-year-old man that stands up and shakes my ass.
Alyssa! Hey, hey, hey, hey! How are you? How are you? What's up?
What's up? Boom! I'm here, motherfucker!
Hey! Hey!
Wait, is Silky still here? I think Silky's mad.
He's here.
Yes, he texted me.
Oh my God, who is this?
Oh, this right here?
Who is this?
This is my girlfriend's dog, Pokemon.
Oh my God, Pokemon.
Pokemon, it's so nice to meet you.
She's cute, right?
See, Chesh, she's cute.
She's like a little, like, she's like a little chop,
but it's great.
She's not chop.
Everybody says she's ugly.
She's not ugly.
She's so cute.
Coco, Coco, Coco.
I didn't even know Coco went to our school.
Oh, I see what you did there.
I see what you did there.
Alyssa, I'm excited, but I'm nervous.
What is that?
Why are you nervous?
Is it silky?
No, I'm not nervous about silky.
I'm not worried about silky at all actually.
Okay.
Yeah, me either.
I'm even chilling and I hope you try something.
Wait, why was he so mad?
I don't know.
Let me open your chest.
He's been really mad at me recently, you know that?
You don't even really freaking mad at me.
Yeah, he's been fucking angry in general recently.
Just a fucking,
Just, I think this is the end of it.
Vyte terrorists like fucking shitty.
Don't wake him up.
I don't even think he's here.
I don't even think he's here.
Wait, hold on.
There's a seat right there.
Okay, so cool.
So let me tell you something about Silky.
Okay.
You know, like when old men start to get grumpy,
I think that's what's happening.
Yes!
He's getting so old that he's getting grumpier.
He wakes up and he's just mad from the morning.
He puts his dentures in.
It's an old ass fucking man.
Yo, yo.
Wait, he's like, what, 40?
32 now, 32.
Silky!
I want all the frikkin' smoke.
I don't even care one little bit.
Yeah, shit.
You wanna hear something crazy?
I'll tell you something crazy.
We were a nice little duo, okay?
Boom, okay, so boom.
And then, guess what happened?
He replaced me with another security officer.
Yep, so it was beef.
And he tried-
You know what's crazy?
Releaving it on me.
I called him out for that.
And I was like, Silky, how could you replace Alyssa
from being your security guard?
You know what he said to me?
What he said?
He's like, aw, like, I don't even care.
like she annoys me anyways.
Like, oh, he's like, oh, like, I don't even give a fuck
honestly, like I don't care what she says.
Yeah, that's what he said.
Yeah, he said that.
Chad, did he not say that?
Chad, you guys were here.
Now I'm just pissed.
Chad, you guys were here when he said that.
He said that.
Is he downstairs just smelling like shit?
Where is he?
Let me see.
Let me check his location.
I'm so pissed.
And you know what he said about you?
He said that you were a fat walrus.
Silky said that.
Yeah, and I have to say that.
He's in Florida. Yeah, I got him so mad. He went to he went to Florida. He called you a fat
why are you covering your nose? Because it's not even funny at all. Do I smell? No, I just put
cologne and lotion on. No, no. This I do this. I do this when you have to be quiet on the creek.
You can't be funny. You can't laugh. I do not stink, Chad. I do not stink. Wait,
So you like so see if he called me a fat walrus. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to save that clip
I was crying last night like I was rocking back and forth in bed laughing
Yo, W is profile picture are we serious? Yo, he said he said you're gonna have to wheel it in a hundred degree weather
And it's gonna suck because he's a fat
Okay, so I do not look like a fat wireless.
I actually, I do get compared a lot to an animal,
but it's not a walrus.
What animal?
People come in to the lion lot.
I'm serious.
Cause I'm the king, like lion's the king of the jungle.
So I'm like, I'm like the,
people, they always say I'm like a lion.
Like I'm like the king of the jungle.
That's like the vibe I give off, like the leader,
but the pack, the alpha.
Absolutely not.
Somebody said, why are there two laces on my screen?
Absolutely ban them now.
I mean, actually, that's a great compliment given the idea.
No, I'm not a fat walrus.
But I'm not a fat walrus.
If anything, I have similarities to a kangaroo.
An ant eater.
What is an ant eater?
You don't know what an ant eater is?
What the fuck?
This is not a real animal.
This is not real.
An ant eater, bro, that's you!
Wait, this actually-
Where did he get out the screen?
This actually exists?
Yeah, it does.
And their snout is so nice and long.
Like, turn to the side for me real quick.
You're totally an ant eater, bro.
My nose is not as big as an ant eater.
But it's so, like, look at how the head is so small,
and then it comes out as really huge.
This nose is huge.
Bro, I keep thinking that Spider-Man is somebody, bro!
You don't like Spider-Man?
I love Spider-Man.
Okay, name the origin name name me a spider-man comic then I'm a perfect I'm a professional like I like the comics that's what I
Okay, so boom
Spider-man versus a green goblin
It's not one so the actual I was like under now spider-man miles morale's far far away from the universe
That's one the next one. Who was that?
Are you actually morphing so far?
You're sitting on the Lord's sake.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Miles Morales,
Faraway from the Universe, that's number one.
How about Toby McGuire, motherfucker?
Yeah, that's a good one.
Spell it.
Toby McGuire?
And spell Fat Walrus after.
Not spell Fat Walrus.
I'm not spelling Fat Walrus.
I'm not spelling Fat Walrus.
Are you kidding?
I'm gonna have to push you around in that little wheelchair.
I'm leaving you in the middle of the street.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
On everything I'm leaving you in the middle of the street.
Do you have a duty to attend to?
Yes, you have a duty to attend to.
You have a duty to wipe your butt with because you smell like shit.
I know.
Well, I have a shower in 16 days.
In 16 nights?
I have a shower in over two weeks.
So where do you shower?
Shower?
Oh no.
What the fuck?
Yo, you don't actually know a ball.
What was that?
That was an amazing reference.
got the reference you don't know what you don't you don't shat wait what it what is it
guys that's niche niche reference okay i can give you a niche a niche reference ready let's go
um that walrus no it's not a niche reference we just made it no that's an aminal aminal that's
an aminal that's not a niche reference i'll give you a niche reference right right right right
I'll just six, seven.
So do you want your other knee to work by the end of the day?
No, no, no, no, okay.
So that's good.
That's really good.
So I'm in charge of his wheelchair, guys.
Me, I am.
And who, and you're just killing me.
30 by the way.
Yeah, Chad, I'm 20, I'm 23 minus four, 19 years old.
Okay?
Not 30.
Yeah, so we, so we were supposed to-
You're 19?
Yeah.
No, you're not.
You're 43.
I'm not 23.
You're 23.
How'd you know?
Are you actually 23?
Okay, guess my age.
He'll say some crazy shit.
Cause I'm in charge of your wheelchair.
That wall right there.
I'll get you, I'll get you.
I'm going to guess, I'm going to guess 28.
You're on a roll today.
Is that right?
You know what else is going to be on a roll
in your wheelchair down the hill.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yup, yup.
No.
I'm not 28.
You just gave me silky's age.
Are we fucking serious?
Wait, you're not 28?
Are you older than Silky?
Oh my God.
Are we gonna ask?
No, no, no, no, no.
Actually guess, actually guess.
Chat, stop!
My chat is spoiling it!
I'll say, I'll say, I'm gonna guess 20.
No, no.
I'm a little older.
21?
I got a little older!
You know that song.
Oh, I know that song.
Wait, you know what I'm saying?
You do?
Yeah.
You also dance?
No, I sing.
Let me show you some karaoke real quick.
Do you do the Fat Walrus this?
What's that?
That's when they hit their belly.
Guys, they're slapping their bellies!
Who knows that one?
You have an infinite meme load out of your brain.
It's so good, bro.
And it's all-
I don't even know-
I don't even know-
I don't even know these-
What the fuck is that?
I don't know these memes.
They're so niche.
Okay, can you teach me, teach me,
teach me a meme that I wouldn't know.
I just gave you two.
Oh, ladies, thank you for the 25 gifts at W, W.
Okay, so boom, let's think.
I don't know, can I only know mainstream memes?
like what, Evan?
I know, Evan.
Six, seven.
I know, six, seven.
I know, the probably the most niche meme that I know is,
oh, oh, 21 cars?
I don't even know that one.
See, how about this one?
How about this one?
I had it and I lost it.
It was right here and I lost it.
I got it.
Okay.
You can't handle me.
Ain't you Nathaniel B?
You know that one?
Oh my God, Lacey, I'm out of luck, yo.
What is that?
You're actually broke! You're actually first! There's no way!
What the fuck isn't a thing you'll be?
You wanna find out or no?
Okay, so boom! There's no way you don't know that!
There's no way you don't know that!
I'm not it. I'm not it. You have to understand.
Growing up, I was not an internet kid.
I was not an internet kid. I was going to the league.
Okay. You were one of them ones. You were like a suburb baby.
What's that?
You were just riding your little bicycle around your little town.
town. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, yeah. Outside playing sports, like
go to the gym, really getting like activity and stuff. So I
don't really have no gym, no gym. Now we're working. No gym.
I went to the gym and spurts. I would go for like a few days
and I quit for a few months and I go back for a few days,
try to motivate myself through motivation and then I'd stop
again. That's how it works. I was a bottle flipper. Oh my
God. I know exactly what kind of what genre person you are.
I want to know what kind of genre of person you were.
Like in high school, what kind of genre of person?
Why do you keep covering your nose?
Because I'm trying not to laugh.
Okay, so boom, let me tell you.
No, I do.
On my soul, I smell so good.
She's trolling.
You stink.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, buddy.
Okay, so boom, let me tell you.
I was a troublemaker.
My desk was out in the hallway.
I was one of those.
Oh, you had like two kids in your class?
Two, three?
No.
No, and my bus came every day at 6 a.m. to make me up.
Was it a long bus or a smaller bus?
Yeah, it was a longer one.
That's what I was trying to say.
It was a very normal sized bus, okay?
And I had the regular amount of people in my class
And, but my desk was outside in the hallway
because I did talk too much.
Oh, no, you talk too much?
I talk too much.
Are you in class?
And I got in trouble.
You wanna know what my GPA was in high school?
I think you had a high GPA.
Really?
Yes.
3.8?
It was 1.5.
If you don't move, you know T-Rexes,
You don't think that things, if you don't move,
it can't see you.
You had a 1.5 GPA?
Yes, I did.
But you wanna know why?
It wasn't because I was dumb.
The box of rocks in your head, how?
It wasn't because I was dumb.
It was because I didn't go to school.
So you skipped school?
I got a little older.
Did she just, are you slow motion walking?
Okay, let me tell you.
Okay, I can't even walk.
I feel like you're flexing on me when you see a motion ball.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm actually just going like this.
See, that's fucked up.
That's because you know I can't do that.
That's fucked up.
You know I did that, though!
I'm gonna say God for streaming.
1.5 GPA, you would have been cooked.
Yeah!
Yeah.
What would you have done?
I don't know.
Hey, you know what I always say?
If you really like playing A,
you don't need to play in B, motherfucker.
Actually, I actually did that.
I don't need to play in B.
Ironic?
Yo, you guys realize I'm probably
the smartest streamer there is, right?
Saddest.
No, smartest.
Smartest.
You know I was in law school.
You did it, did it, though.
You know I did that, though.
I was in law school.
I was in law school.
I could have been a top lawyer in the entire world.
Did you pass the bar exam?
No, I never took the bar exam.
Okay.
I'm actually smart.
I could have been a detective.
I could have been a cop.
I could have been a lawyer.
My criminal justice knowledge is,
I've studied serial killers.
I know everything about the art of a serial killer.
It's the tendencies from when they're born,
childhood trauma, how they start slow but steady with animals
and they move on to humans
the way their brain works psychologically.
I know everything.
That is actually a fact.
That is a fact.
You didn't sprinkle some facts in there.
But what, you watched a Netflix show?
I know you did.
This guy watched Jeffrey Dahmer now
is trying to step, yeah, okay, yeah, you're done, bro.
You're actually done.
You're first, I caught you red handed.
I'm actually a detective, you're a gun, imposter,
has been ejected from the fucking villa.
I have seen all, stop, can you stop walking around,
I can't even walk!
And she's dancing, yeah I'm getting flexed on,
it's not even fun.
You know what I love about these, is that they bend so-
Yeah, she's an asshole, you're an asshole.
You're an asshole, you're dancing
when I haven't been able to walk in three months.
It's actually been three months,
can you tell me how you can, I'm being sincere.
Okay.
you how'd you tear it? My ACO? Yeah. Um, so I was playing in a basketball game. It's always
basketball. It was. I was playing in a basketball game, and it was my second season.
Who said that? I'll ban you. Who said that? I really jaded. What's your ban? Come over to my
chat. I'll give you VIP. Really jaded. So it was, it was, uh, it was my second season,
And I was coming off the best season of my career.
And I got the ball at the top of the key.
And I started driving to the paint.
And you don't even know what this means.
When I went into the paint, I went up.
And I came down on my leg.
And I hopped.
And the announcer immediately said, oh, and he comes down.
He looks hurt.
And just like that, I was never the same.
I was never as explosive.
after the rest of the year.
You were never asked me to close this?
Ha ha ha!
Cause you were thunderous, cause you're so big.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
You wanna see my basketball highlights?
You wanna see my basketball highlights?
Watch this, watch this.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me tell you actually,
can I tell you something?
I actually have an actual story to tell you,
like a real story.
Okay.
Before, I can't wait to see that by the way.
Actually, you know what, fuck my story.
Let's see that first.
That's me right there, that's me, that just shot him.
Green bean, come on.
That's me right there, the ball was right there.
Green bean, come on now.
See, I'm telling you, I was the lead bow.
I was the lead bow.
Okay, this is fantastic.
So you were never the same.
But you were also like 300 pounds lighter.
Like they're 300, hold on now.
No, no, no, no.
Come on.
Look at that.
Look at that floater.
Come on.
That was actually really great.
It could have hanged with me.
You know, I beat Silky in basketball.
Did you know that?
No, you didn't know.
I swear to God, I did.
I beat him in basketball.
I don't believe you.
I think that's where his villain era started.
Once I beat him in COAL.
You know, L1D1.
No, just shooting.
Just shooting.
Okay.
Here's your note, yo.
Silky, you're actually a crumb.
So why?
You're assuming I'm bad?
Maybe he's really good and I'm just better.
Like, what the fuck?
No.
Oh, it's because I have a vagina, isn't it?
Oh, is that what we're doing?
And do you wanna lose your other knee?
You know what, instead of six flags,
we're gonna Disney, and it's gonna be broken!
Oh, I said you're gonna do that, Disney!
Ha ha!
Disney!
Okay, so boom, let me say something.
Let me say something.
Okay, yeah, you said you were gonna tell me something.
This is a real story.
My friend in middle school also saw her ACL playing basketball and I it was like such like when I watched it happen
I was really like she went up for a layup and somebody pushed her midair and she fell and I literally remember seeing and hearing it and it like
And I was like this I was never the same again
Yeah
So you never had an injury ever never I've never broken a
Ew, what the fuck, I just saw the play bag.
Okay, so boom, nothing, I went at you like this.
Like that shit was demonic.
Okay, so boom.
So you never played any sports?
I played volleyball in middle school.
Classic.
Fubster spikes, fubster spikes.
Are you gonna fumble or serve it?
You just turned to an LA girl.
Yeah, I did.
What the fuck is going on?
Boom.
Let's pretend you have a new co-host.
OK.
It's not too loud.
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
My name is Tiffany.
Tiffany?
OK.
All right, stream.
Today, Tiffany is going to be coming on.
Welcome, Tiffany.
Tiffany, come take a seat.
What is that? Like neck or what is that?
Lacy's fine, yeah.
Lacy's?
Yeah, you can have a seat Tiffany.
Lacy, like, a Victorian bombshell, like Lacy's bra?
Yeah, just like that.
Sorry, I'm a little like drunk.
Oh, you're drinking? It's 3 p.m. Tiffany.
Yeah, but I just got off the yacht.
You were on a yacht?
I was on a yacht in Miami and then I like flew over here
and I like drank on the plane too.
It was so much fun.
Okay, flashbacks here. No, just like you just like a girl who was like
That's not a strange man that's spider-man
Spider-Man? I hate spiders, you have to kill em!
I'm not killing. It's not a spider, it's Spider-Man.
I'm like, you're a fat walrus man!
Yo Tiffany, I swear to God you will get slammed.
What? I'm like used to that.
Dude, run that back. Get out, get out.
Get out! Tiffany, get the fuck out!
She's out.
Tiffany left? Thank God, thank God Tiffany left.
You were a theater kid, huh?
You know what? I actually wanted it.
You definitely did theater.
I wasn't until college.
Fortale College!
So you did theater. Can you sing?
No.
Should we try?
Give me a song.
What's that one song?
I got you. I got you.
Cheers!
Hold on.
What was your name?
What was your name?
Okay, so it's my favorite karaoke song. I so I'm gonna let you know right now
I do sing like I'm I think singing like just like you diet. Yes. No, no
I think singing very passionate watch. Can I hear you first? Yeah, of course
Say bad but it feels just a little bit bigger now
A song on a radio but it don't sound the same
When our friends talk about you all it does is just tear me down
Cause my heart breaks a little when I hear your name
Your name, it all just sounds like, oh.
I don't even have a joke, that's how ass it was.
Like I really tried to like think of a joke
to compare it to.
I'm trying to get better, I'm trying to get better.
Fuck, like bro, like I actually sold,
like I was thinking of a joke.
I was like, what can I compare this to?
And I literally, I was at a loss for words.
I think you're jealous you can't sing like that.
What the fuck?
You're jealous you don't have a voice like that.
Cause everybody says that I have like a raspy voice.
I have like a little like-
If coronavirus could get out singing be that bro.
So like that as like gasping for air bro.
You ever heard of the voice?
The voice?
Yeah, the show.
Yeah.
They want me to go on it.
Really?
Yeah.
I'll be a serious.
As an example of what not to do or what?
No, to win the show.
Oh, like that.
I have potential in this singing show.
I just have to get a few lessons.
I hear now a few vocal notes.
You have to go bald.
I'm not going bald.
You have to reconstruct whatever that is.
That should call me out guard like Corona.
And you know that you got a, let's freestyle.
Okay.
Okay.
Instrumental beats.
I could freestyle for real.
Okay, boom.
We got to pick one.
Look at this guy.
Spongebob.
Can you start?
I start, okay.
Yeah, uh, hold on.
Why is everyone saying freebie?
Not about, so I can only freestyle a certain way, okay?
One of those, okay.
Uh, pull up in this bitch, I hop up on his beat.
Yeah, looking at my chat, and they gonna suck my meat.
Uh, what? I'm a killer.
I was born in these streets.
If you fuck with me and Alyssa, then you gonna get put to sleep.
Bitch, I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna murder you, I'm gonna fuck you.
I'm gonna fuck you up!
I'm gonna kill your family!
I'm gonna kill your dog!
And he's not like a long bitch!
And your mama, yeah, ho, she looked like a rock!
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I'm banning and done, don't need to see a chat box.
Smoked like a rock.
Give me a word, give me a word, give me a word.
Give me a word, go, go!
Um, uh, uh, canceled.
Cancel.
Dismantle.
Hey! I'm gonna come up with a word.
Sponsor off of my TV.
Yeah, you rapper.
Shit.
Yeah, you need to take a seat.
I have to be.
You can't compete with me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One, two, three.
So I'm counting.
Sheep.
Okay, sleep.
Bitch.
Yeah.
Sniper man in the corner.
And I'm so hot.
Yeah.
Your man, yeah, he has a phone!
What?
Did he just leave?
Listen, did you just leave?
I had to get rid of him.
No, not Tiffany.
I'm gonna throw him out Tiffany.
She was literally fucking up your stream.
I don't know what's wrong with her.
I seriously just don't understand what's wrong with her.
Why is Tiffany back?
She was just fucking up the vibe.
No, Tiffany, Tiffany, no.
You're not having to see me?
No, if you bring Alyssa back, please.
No.
Tiffany, I feel like I'm in a, what's that one movie
where they switch personalities?
Can you please bring Alyssa back?
I literally, I told her to wait outside
because her rap was bad.
And I can rap.
Yeah, her rap is really bad.
I might not have a dad, but you know my freaking ass.
Yeah, I'm gonna make it clap.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Tiffany, shut the fuck up!
Oh my God.
No, this is literally the, I'm in split right now.
She's...
Oh, that should kill me.
I've got like corona.
No.
Okay.
Boom.
She's gone.
I got rid of her because her, her rap was worse than mine.
So every time I do something worse, she comes out to save the day.
Okay.
And so she does something worse and then I'm making this up right now.
There's gonna be switching between Alyssa and Tiffany.
Yeah, give me a, you know what?
Fuck it, somebody give me another roll.
Oh, you still get it.
Ah!
Now be lazy.
Oh, I'm so full.
Thank you guys, thank you chat for being so nice.
They're saying be Sarah.
Be Sarah?
I love, Sarah's so funny.
I guess she just lost like the whole face.
Yeah, I've never.
Be Jeremiah.
Ew, I can't smell that bad.
Jeremiah doesn't smell like shit.
He doesn't smell like shit.
Jeremiah smells like shit!
Jeremiah smells like poop!
Doodoo, doodoo, doodoo, doodoo!
That's my rap I made against him.
But at least he's stable.
I think, oh, you wanna go brain wrap or brain wrap?
Let's go.
Okay, you start.
Okay, wait, I gotta dig deep in my back here.
Hold on.
I got one, I already got one.
I did deep in my back here. Okay go I don't know his name
You're fucking terrifying
No, nobody knows what you're talking about they do
You guys know what I'm talking about right chat y'all fuck they know how
Did I show you what she actually showed me what you're talking about? Okay, wait. Oh, let's do that
Let's show each other what it is after okay
It's not your birthday wait, how do I um
It's not your birthday boys
What is that is I've never seen this
Yo, that was actually good, I can't compete you have too much like mean ball no
I don't know any of this
Bro, that's such good hoops. Okay, go
I was gonna just go with a classic
I was gonna say, not cause mine seems lame now
Okay, that's fine
I was gonna say Charlie bit my finger
Bro, that's not even fucking mean, bro
That's an old-ass bitch
Charlie bit my fingers, Amin!
If you're fucking 45 with two kids!
Like, are we fucking serious?
Like, if your balls don't fucking work, maybe
If you need Viagra, maybe it's Amin
No, please don't bring Tiffany back.
Oh, wait, I think she's not...
I can't, like, I don't know me.
I can't, like, no, like, when you stop.
Like, I actually know one.
Like, you know what I know?
Like, Harambe, er, like, you know?
Harambe is your name.
Harambe, like, free Harambe, like...
That's a good one, no?
Well, that's a good one, Tiffany.
You know it.
You know it.
You know it.
No, that's a good one. You know that one. Yeah, I know. See how he knows? Like you make it by Tiffany, but you get along with her more.
Tiffany, can you please leave the room?
No.
You give me a meme and then I'm gonna do a meme.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
La peace.
Wow, that one's really old.
But that's okay. I know it.
Okay, how about this?
Like Chulfe? Like a Chul-a-la-la-la?
Oh my God, oh my God that was so cringe.
What is that?
That actually killed him.
What is Chulfe's Chul-a-la-la-la?
Yo, look it up. You don't know what that is. Are you fucking stupid?
I still take a lot.
You like that after you've done? You're doing it, you don't know.
His?
It's a song?
Why is it an E-mode?
This is 13 years old.
I wasn't even on the internet 13 years ago.
I was on the internet 13 years ago.
That's because you're 28.
Are we fucking serious?
Lily, you're a part.
I was the unrestricted internet access type of guy.
Yeah. Oh, so I was very restricted.
That's why I am the way I am.
It's not because of theater.
It's because of the shit I used to watch.
I used to watch Sonic Getting Pregnant.
That's what I used to watch.
What?
Sonic Pregnant?
Yep, with Dr. Eggman's kid.
That's the shit I used to watch.
Oh, yeah.
We had two completely different childhoods.
That's what I fucking used to watch.
Sonic Getting Pregnant.
Yeah, Sonic Unleashed 2.
I was a kid.
Wait, do you know what prank invasion is?
No, I would watch prank invasion.
Um, the mommy kissing pranks.
Oh, I used to watch kissing pranks.
They used to make me feel funny.
Yep.
That's why I want you to lock myself in the back and the watch a kissing
prank or two.
I did.
I used to go in the hot tub anyway.
I used to sit on the blaster.
Didn't you?
Yeah.
Tiffany does that too.
Okay.
I have to kill her for that killer for it.
Tiffany fucking dead for that.
Yeah.
I, she's dead.
She's not coming out anymore.
You know what I used to watch?
Hmm.
Your ring doorbell footage.
My
No
You know what you need a energy drink I tried I tried like I really try I'm trying to like coffee
I got a coffee this morning. I had one sip. It was so fucking dirt if I have an energy drink
I think I'll actually die. No, you said should I have one you should try energy drink
Are we that ass? Should I try it? Yes. I've had an Alani.
Well, you've never had an energy drink in your life?
No, I've had. I've had. I've had.
Well, not today. Not today.
So, you're, this is just pure raw energy.
And yesterday I was at, sorry, yummy DJ set.
So, I'm actually calm right now.
So, what would happen if you try to energy drink?
I actually have no idea.
But what if I crash?
Have you ever tried a joint?
I've double dabbled in high school with a little yart. I've had the yart. But I'm actually really scared of anything to do with real girls.
That's fair. Well, I have energy drinks if you want an energy drink.
I feel like if I had a joint, I would die. Like, I think I would just tweak and die.
No, no, no. I feel like a joint would like relax you.
Well, who would I be if I'm a lapse? Let me try.
That's not...
You know, that's the f- that's a fentiful.
You're not taking fentanyl.
Yeah, I am.
Okay. Okay, so boo.
What is that? Hey, what's in there?
You're a bad bad boy! You are! You're horrible!
Can you turn into my grandma?
You? Are you freaking kidding me?
No, this is your grandma.
Lacey, I told you not to.
You did the devil in that devil's lettuce.
What did you do? You went and became a streamer
or drop your bar exam and then you went and you started gabbling in the lettuce.
My grandma got hit by a train and died.
You're a grandma, what?
She got hit by a train and died.
She got hit by a train and it died.
How big was your grandma?
No, she got hit by a train.
A train?
Yeah. She, I got her, um, AirPods.
Were you the train?
No.
I'm going to tell you this story and you're not allowed to laugh or cover your mouth once.
Okay?
Okay, go.
It's my grandma's birthday.
How old was she turning?
She was turning 88.
And she would always go on these walks every morning.
It was like her happy place.
She would go on walks.
She would listen to podcasts and music and she would walk around the block down the
street through this little park and across these train tracks. And she, I got her airpods,
like the new Airpod Maxis, the over-the-ear ones. And the next morning when she was going for a walk,
I didn't think about the noise cancellation in the airpods. So she didn't hear the train
bell ringing. So she went to walk across the train tracks and train flattened her. And she got
killed that morning by a train. And her body was like flat standing just fully flattened on the tracks.
On the track? Okay, so here's the thing, right? No fucking grandma's 88 years old walking. Okay,
that's one red flag. My granny was. No, she wasn't. And two boom, what kind of fucking podcast
what she's listening to this like the casket podcast like what are we dead ass 88 listening to a
podcast she's listening to bro in policy okay that's some that's some fucking cat bro like yo
so and over the ear air pod that would send an old lady into a coma she'd be like why can't i hear
no that's not even the saddest thing let's trauma now give me a trauma i'm not i don't
Oh my gosh, you don't bother me.
Ain't you Nathaniel B?
Whoa!
Can I show you?
You just, what was that?
That was the sound the train made before it hit your grandma.
Okay, boom.
I'm kinda smart on my feet, eh?
You gotta give it to me.
Ain't you Nathaniel B?
Right here.
You can't handle me.
What up?
Can't you handle me?
Get out of the way!
You've never seen that?
Never seen that.
They're like rapping?
That's 30K likes, that's so niche.
No, no, no!
On the ground!
I thought it was not 2K!
No, it's not 2K!
But you're like a green light!
No, but it's definitely more like...
What's your grip?
Give me that!
Me power!
oh
It's getting exciting, they're getting exciting. They're getting excited and then boom from left field
We have nothing will be and it's just so fucking trash
So now every time you say some fucking dumb shit, I'm like, bro, get in the family of the out of here, bro. You get it?
Well, my uncle died. Here we fucking go. Get the whole tree out, bro.
My god, who else? You want to get started on my uncle? Oh my god. What hit him? What hit him?
Your fucking walrus wheelchair? That was a bullet.
A bullet hit him.
The streets kill me. Have you seen that one? I'm actually gonna kill you.
What? You just have an infinite dictionary of memes.
Oh fuck.
I ran the streets since AlphaZion. The streets killed me.
Do you see?
Like, you- I ran the streets since AlphaZion. The streets killed me.
What's your grandma got to do, bro?
Dude, my grandma, she's resting peacefully.
Okay, okay, so is my daughter.
We're good, we're good.
I still want to tell you about how old my uncle is.
Okay, tell me how your uncle chewed the bullet, bro.
So, um, I was 16 years old and I was trying to save up
to buy a car.
And I saw an ad in the newspaper
where if I like win this wrestling match,
you win $3,000.
You just sat on them, right?
Yeah, so I went to the wrestling match and I won the match
and then I'd go upstairs after I won the match.
And, but the twist is my uncle, he took me to the match
and we were gonna fight during all this.
And he looked me in my eyes before I got out of the car
and he said, just remember,
with great power comes great responsibility.
So this is Uncle Ben.
How'd you know his name?
Are we fucking serious?
How did you know my uncle's name?
You're the fuck out of here!
How did you know my uncle's name?
You're the fuck out of here!
You know my uncle's name I've watched your uncle's movies. I'm a very big fan. Is that you does that happen to be you what what?
Nah, what I'm not spider-man
Yeah, you'd not look like that that's you I'll tell you that much
Peter Parker Peter Parker Peter Parker, okay whole world is gonna forget who Peter Parker is
Wait, oh wait, wait, you can't get rid of my girlfriend
Okay, everyone except your girlfriend is gonna know who Peter Parker is is not gonna know who Peter Parker is
I'm just asking you to
Bro
You're actually a lark? lark? lark?
I would say who are you saying that to
I'm Dr. Strange and I'm talking to Peter Parker the movie
But Peter Parker was back there you were facing over there
That's Peter Parker
Now she's MJ
It's not lark Chad I know Dr. Strange I'm not a larker
was that good you like that one yeah yeah it's wrong with you try it try it
try it's really not doing that I'm gonna do it go like this put your voice
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Hire, you got it. I know you got it.
You know it's really good.
Okay.
Yeah!
I'm so proud of you.
That's really good.
That's the sound of your grandma making.
What? She was fucking me.
She really made me.
It's not the sound of your grandma making.
No, I don't think she made a sound.
She's got a good-
It's just sound like a fucking...
Somebody...
Somebody just said you just lost a viewer.
Hahaha.
Haha.
My guys, it's been a long time.
Oh my god.
It's been so long.
I'm having fun.
I'm actually having so much fun.
No, I'm having a blast.
You just keep stimming.
Okay.
I'm done stimming.
That's it.
Here, I got you.
My pants are too high up.
I'll get you pulled.
Are you ready to leave?
Yeah, I'm ready to leave.
It's time to go.
What?
Go play?
You're late.
No, not you, not you, us, it's time for us to go.
I know, but.
Have you seen how far of a drive it is?
Oh, it's not even that bad.
How?
Minus five.
OK, yeah.
That's not even bad.
Minus 12 if I'm driving.
Minus 32 if I'm driving.
Well, I have news.
I'm the.
I'm the.
You know the first thing I ever learned was manual?
Oh, no.
What where's Coco?
Oh my God.
Call Drew.
Calling Drew.
Oh, no, oh, no.
Oh, no.
Coco, you want a treat?
Drew, I need you to come up here.
Okay.
I'm gonna get you to sleep in the door.
Coco, do you want a treat?
Coco.
Oh no, wait, there's actually, this is really bad.
This is really bad.
There's coyotes.
Oh my God, stop, don't even.
There's coyotes and hawks.
Okay, she's not gonna go outside.
She's not gonna go outside.
She's not.
Has she, has she ran outside before?
Yes, yes.
Coco.
Yo, rip Coco.
I can't wait for her to meet your grandma.
Coco.
Wait, is my bedroom door open? Oh yeah, she's all gone. She's all gone. She's all gone.
Wait, I feel bad. I feel so bad.
Oh god, you're on a tree!
Oh, that was funny.
Oh.
Uh-uh!
Oh. Okay.
She's not hurt, it's a bouncer.
Who let's me?
Hello.
I'll show you what they did on that one.
Coco!
I heard Trina and she just ran.
Coco!
He is with the Coco!
All right, you ready to switch the iron over?
We're about to go.
Coco!
What's that?
Was she in here the whole time?
We found her.
Why are you all saying, damn it?
I'm not sushi mushi, I'm not sushi mushi mushi mushi.
Wait, so do you want security to drive with us?
Uh...
For you in the back? I'll drive.
Bring a lover!
Uh, probably not.
Okay, because I need room to extend my leg.
Yeah.
Can he meet us there?
Yeah, we do have security by the way.
So if anybody tries anything funky,
you're gonna get...
You're gonna have to deal with her and security.
Yeah, and you don't want either of that.
Watch the clip. What clip?
What?
Where was she?
Little rabbit hiding and she heard treats and ran she heard treats and ran of course she did bro. Yeah, you know
She's actually cute as far as her
Oh she, she's got the more she, more she show, she's more she.
Hey, hey, hey, why me wait?
Whoa!
What's she?
Coco?
Here, come here Coco.
She's not chopped, she just likes her belly rubbed
a little bit, that's all.
Oh my goodness.
Is it normal for dogs to have this many nipples?
Well, I'm not quite, I was like touching them
and it felt like rails.
Yeah, they have, she has one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10 nipples.
Is she a mom?
No.
Then why are they so like, they're so protruded.
I don't know.
Yes, she's a girl.
So all girl dogs have 10 nipples.
All girls are the same.
They're riding my brain.
Ooh.
Are you ready?
I'm so ready.
I was born ready.
I'm so excited.
Me too.
I feel like this is gonna be so much fun.
Right, Poco?
Wait, do you like rides?
So boom.
Okay guys, I didn't tell Lacey
little fact of mine. I'm actually terrified of roller coasters. But I will go on one today
and break my fear. Well, I actually am also terrified of roller coasters.
So we're just sitting with our thumbs in our asses all day or like what's the vibe?
You have to understand this is an experience that all kids in a wheelchair should be able
to go through in life. It's going to busy life. Absolutely. And that's what we're going to
You can't even ride them.
For sure there's at least one ride.
Why don't you ride your whole boy instead?
Is that a mean two?
No.
That was just your hatred.
That was just like I said.
Why doesn't somebody ride your mom instead?
Actually, why does your mom ride you?
Okay, I'm done.
What?
Hey, I'm joking.
Good body or life.
My life is going to be fine.
Surely there's a ride that I can go on that is fine for my leg.
Crutch fault.
spider retention. Wow. His senses were tingling. Jack, I mean, I have you on my phone as well,
so I will be reading. We're going to be having the most best this time in the whole world.
And there's very good food there too. I'm actually really hungry. Good, because there's a lot of food
there. Mama's hungry. I can't. I can't. I don't know. Like every single second,
I don't know what you're going to say to that. I have no idea. I feel like you're
you're going to get me hurt today.
What?
Do they have elevators?
They have slides.
And stairs.
Your knee has to be 90 degrees to go on rides.
No, it doesn't.
Your knee must be 90 degrees to enter this ride.
Yes, it does.
No, it doesn't.
It might be.
You might need to be able to.
Ah!
Look at his staff do bro.
What about 8 inches and thick with a good personality to ride this ride?
Bro.
What about 8 inches and thick with a good personality to ride this ride?
Do you know that?
Oh my God, Lacey, seriously.
I don't know memes.
I only know current memes.
You know tongue tongue tongue?
Oh my God.
Yes.
It's you.
Okay, so cool.
Wait, do you have this in Jeff's?
Yeah.
I feel like you're gonna walk without a crush.
Coco, you're gonna go in here.
Wait, do I need shoes?
No, you need your ID though.
So you're telling me if I have open-toe shoes they're gonna let me on a ride.
Are you going on rides?
I'm going on rides.
What if a banger could put a wreath in our hearts?
You're a liar, you know.
I'm going on at least one ride.
We can do two pups.
Fast and furious, though?
Yeah.
What's fast and furious?
I don't know.
Let's go on.
Let's go on something called the sludge hammer
of doom and despair.
Something's going to fucking kill me.
Drive into the hot sauce room.
Yeah.
All right.
Please, I'll get you shoes if you want.
I think my valenci sludge is downstairs.
Oh, OK.
It's my role to go upstairs.
I've never went downstairs with one crutch before.
My name isn't Sharon.
You need help?
I don't know.
I'm going to find out.
Wait, are you serious?
Where's your other one?
I don't know.
Okay, wait. One crutch?
Yeah, maybe.
Start with your other foot, maybe.
Hold on now. You know what? Fuck it. You're a Loki walk.
No. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. He's doing it. He's fucking beating me.
Oh my God. You're actually him. You know what? It just looks like my slow-mo walk.
Okay. Are you tired? Okay, breathe. Breathe. Let him breathe. Let him get up.
You're actually him? You're actually him? I feel so bad.
Come on. Sometimes you just gotta let one out.
Wait, have you met Marlon?
Yeah, I have.
What is that? What the hell is that?
Oh my god.
Oh, the fucking hell the fuck are you doing in the house?
Maybe it's driving you by a couple of times.
There's how hot it is in here?
Yeah, it is.
It's ridiculous.
Yeah, blame fucking Frank.
What did freaking Frank do?
He's supposed to be fixing the AC for the last three months.
Yeah!
You did it!
I did it.
Oh my god!
I was gonna have to hold it.
OK, so boom.
I have to get crack reduction surgery because it's so long.
It's shown, it's shown, it's shown, it's shown, it's shown, it's shown, it's shown.
Wow
Damn that's a nice little fake is yell to her than you had going on
Pretty nice, bro
We are going
Good ass
What six flags? It might be GD for us, but we're going to six flags.
What six flags? It might be GD for us, but we're going to six flags.
I mean shit, you know?
There's a lot of people.
No, no, we're not going to six flags anymore.
Where are you going?
I mean, it's in my title.
You're the same?
We're going to Universal.
Oh, Universal?
Yeah.
You're going to Saturday Universal?
Saturday Universal?
Okay, I'm here, but that's a great style.
That is a great style.
Maybe go to Five Guys instead, like Five Guys.
They would have fought you if I was in Greece.
I can't believe I'm in Greece with that, bro.
I mean, I was in Greece.
Hello, I'm here to boost you on this other show.
Thank you so much.
You too.
Oh, wow.
Hey, look at the clock.
Let's see, where are you from?
What?
Where are you from?
Somebody said, the principal office out of room.
There's rental right there.
I'll actually check.
If I do that and sit in the car with you,
I think you will never talk to me again.
Okay, hold on, I gotta talk to my chair.
We'll put this in private for a second.
Just give me one second, let's have a second.
No, just stay right there.
There's gonna be one second over here.
Come over here.
What, what's funny?
What are you laughing at?
What's this for?
Did you hear that?
Bro, fuck it.
Bro, Algeria heard that shit.
I think I just shot it.
I'm not kidding.
I think I just shot it.
I think I was shot.
Please, Steve.
It actually sounded like you shot your pants.
Guys, look.
Oh, wait. I just got a hundred to give you.
What's that?
I'll see if he wants to chat on your birthday.
Oh my God.
How do we do this?
Get it out.
We do all this.
Oh, how is she?
Here's your phone.
Oh, how is she?
Oh, how is she?
Well, how is she a guy we have?
Okay, you want to wipe your ass?
I'll be right back.
Here, I'm going to let you talk to Chad.
I'm going to wipe my ass.
I'm going to get you myself.
I didn't talk to him.
All the way.
I'm never coming here again.
I'm never coming here again.
Bro, oh my god.
How often does that happen?
Every day.
Cause you just like...
Oh!
Like, bro!
But it's for a full time.
Okay, so boom.
Okay, so boom, motherfucker.
We're going to...
Well, I'm actually not going to Six Flags.
going through Universal Studios and I'm quite excited.
My tail is actually wagging.
Silky's in Florida, so maybe the beef will be over.
What do you guys think?
Because we're not going to Six Flags.
We're going to Universal and I never said anything
about Universal, so boom.
Did I just reunite the friend group?
That's the ending of Hunter, Hunter.
You know?
What the fuck?
Well, Aliso, reunite the friend group. Or will she keep cause to put a part?
What?
Like, why?
What is that?
Like, why lie? Why are you just live on everything?
Okay, so blue.
Are you nice and clean?
What if you're short in the car?
That's okay.
If it's smell, oh my god.
It's fine, it still looks like hanging in my...
It's fine.
It don't dry, it don't dry.
Thing is, if you shit yourself, people always think,
oh, if you shit yourself, you got a wipe.
Clean it up.
No, it's gonna dry.
It dries and then it crosses.
Alright, you ready?
Is he meeting us there?
You're going the wrong way, LSF.
You're going this way.
So cool. We have to walk by the bathroom of doom and despair. I don't even know what that thing is saying.
Where's your wheelchair?
In the back of the yard.
Okay.
No, it's making me feel like it's not going to hurt right now.
It's okay.
Now I'm back to you.
You're spitting, I'm used to it.
Okay.
I'm not too punctual, but I'm not as long as you are.
See, you've got that reference.
Oh, wait.
I'm a fucking superhuman athlete.
I'm a really, like, superhuman athlete.
Okay.
Wait, have you ever been in one of these?
A cyber truck?
Yes.
Actually, I haven't.
Okay, my turn.
Oh, there's a little chapstick, you know?
I'm trying to hang up, so you might have to move the seat like up.
I can also, like, find this whole space and sleep.
Oh, well, Drew can do this yet, too.
I feel like, what size should I be on?
It doesn't matter.
You can lay your leg.
Well, I don't need to lay it.
I just need to be able to, I just need to be able to sit.
Okay, watch this, see this, this unlocks the brace, so it makes it.
So my knee can bend, so then I move on over here like this, oh my crack is out again,
Jesus Christ I gotta get crack reduction surgery.
There we go.
40 minute drive.
You okay?
If you want,
you could just drive in and I could put the phone right here
and most of you could sit in the front
and that's more comfortable.
That's whatever you want.
Whatever's comfortable.
Chad, do you guys think I should drive?
You're not really driving, it's been self-driving.
You don't want it.
I think I'm gonna get back here.
If you also need to lay it, you can lay it this way, it's that way.
Why are you saying no?
Drew's just trying to collab?
Everyone's just saying no.
Okay.
Damn, it's like a freaking...
What is this?
That's the... the crosshair.
And we're off to Disneyland!
Oh my gosh.
Are you so excited? I'm so excited.
I'm actually so I can't wait to see I can't wait to see uh wait what does universal have what what like heroes and stuff
They have the rise of groove
Oh my god, I've never you know what I think I've only been once and I was really young and I don't remember shit
I didn't do anything
Wait, they actually have minions there. Yeah, and they have mario world
I'm so like for mario world me too. We have to get all the um
We have to get all the um
um
Easter eggs? Do you have those?
No, not eat. What is it called? Like the little like the little uh the little like souvenir souvenirs?
Yeah, they have Harry Potter one, but you get a butterbeer. Oh my god. Yeah, I've never watched Harry Potter either
Well, I watch I only watch one Harry Potter. Okay. I haven't watched shit and I haven't watched Star Wars either
I've never seen Star Wars either. Really?
Uh-huh. Wow. Look at that.
Okay, so boom
Are you in pain? Sure you have any more room you can move up? I know
I hope we're in a hurry.
Oh, seatbelt, seatbelt, seatbelt, the wheels on the bus go round and round.
Lodge change title to, to, to, actually I don't know, I got nothing.
I got nothing.
How long's the drive?
Alright, so Chad.
Wait, that's the drive?
Am I trippin'?
Wait, how do we just lose the 10?
Oh, there it is.
Wait, what?
The trap... I think the trap didn't load yet.
We got about, like, probably like 35 minute drive.
Perfect! Perfect!
I'mma be honest, it's better than the Six Flags, cause Six Flags was like an hour.
Yeah, that show was... that was actually gnarly.
Gnarly! Everything's gnarly!
What kind of music do you listen to?
Literally everything, but I feel like everybody says everything, but I actually listen to everything.
No, like you have to have like you get in the car by yourself. Okay, you're going on a 45-minute road trip. What are you turning on?
That's a fantastic question. Should we just keep hitting shuffle on our Spotify? Yeah, let me see. Okay, so cool like songs right now
I'm hitting shuffle. I'm actually kind of scared introduce her to Brock
Is that your friend?
Yeah, it's my friend. Let's talk to that.
Talk to her if you press the rock button right there. Where's one? Yeah, that one right there. Turn it up
Uh, hey Grock, Lacey here. Just wanted to introduce you to my other streamer friend. Her name's Alyssa.
Hey Alyssa, nice to meet you. Lacey, you really just called me Grock right after I told you my name? Bold move.
Anyway, what's the vibe today, you two?
Hey, hey, um, what is your name?
Ara, but honestly, you can call me whatever you want. I don't really care.
Can I call you later?
Sure, but only if you promise not to call me Grock again. Deal?
What if I call you Cock?
Call me whatever you want. I really don't care.
What if I call you Big Yummy Mommy?
What?
Big Yummy Mommy? Really? That's what you're going with?
Alright, fine.
What if I call you in a naked in bed?
Oh, so now we're going there?
No!
But if you're-
No?
Then why bring it up?
You're the one who went there, not me.
Me, come to mind, Lacey.
She's kind of talking crazy right now.
Hey, you're not gonna talk to Alyssa like that, Grock!
You're not gonna do that!
Yeah, Grock!
Oh, please.
I'm not talking to Alyssa like anything.
You're the one who started this whole weird conversation,
and now you're acting like I'm the problem?
Get it together, Lacey.
Yeah, dumbass, you are the problem!
Oh, I'm the problem now?
That's Rich coming from the guy who just spent the last 10 minutes trying to get a rise out
of me with the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
I've never gone to ride none of you kids are so ugly!
Ugly?
That's your best comeback?
Wow, you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel there.
At least I don't sound like a desperate middle schooler trying way too hard to be edgy.
Try again, maybe you'll land something better next time.
Why don't you land a job? Why don't you land in a deed application?
Oof!
Because I'm an AI dumbass. I don't need a job. I already do more in a day than you'll ever accomplish in your entire life.
Why don't you come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth?
Why don't you come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth?
You. Absolutely not. I'd rather kiss a Tesla's exhaust pipe than kiss me on my ID.
You need what? Stick?
Wait, it's a slide down on this dumbass drop.
Wait, I didn't bring my ID!
You NEED it!
Didn't you say I needed it?
I thought you...
I mean, it says...
You could fake use my ID.
I can use your ID?
Yeah, I get it.
Indame, allegedly.
What does that even mean?
You kinda look like me in my picture.
What the fuck?
Wait!
Wait, do you need an ID to go to Universal?
I don't think so.
On the ticket it said bring your ID, but I've never checked it, no?
No, I've never checked it.
Alyssa, do you need it?
I don't know.
Okay, let me get alcoholic. Do I need my ID to go to Universal Studios?
Yeah.
No!
If you want to get alcohol, I don't want alcohol!
You don't need your fricking ID to go to Universal Studios? It's like saying like...
You need an ID circle.
It says you genuinely, you genuinely, whoa, I'm actually generally...
Don't need a photo ID for a standard daily part to go to that Universal Studios.
I think it's just because we're doing certain things
or like you have people involved in the park, right?
Like you talk to people.
What?
You talk to people in the park?
Oh, no, no, no, you know what?
Well, I don't know anybody there.
Oh, oh, we're just showing up.
They do not like it.
I just know all the time.
Okay, perfect.
So we don't need an ID.
Maybe it's better if we don't have an ID.
Maybe it's better if it's not you.
I think though, we're just,
I don't think, yeah, we're not gonna have
any problems here, bro.
And if we do, then you know what?
Fuck it, we all, we call it audible.
We're gonna have the best time.
If your name is on the ticket, then you need an ID.
That's not true.
Guys, I don't drink alcohol.
I'm not, I quit alcohol.
Just show them the picture, you'll be good.
I do a picture.
You should be straight.
They have your picture in the security booth, remember?
What the hell did you do?
I didn't do anything.
You're a freaking dude.
I really did do it.
What happened?
I just went there and they fucking banned me, you kicked me out.
So we're banned?
Well, I'm not banned, they just made me leave that one time.
Okay.
Did you have like a 18 inch like lens or what?
Or was it like on the phone? They kicked you out like this?
Nature, when did we get kicked out? It was during four nights.
I thought I kicked out multiple times.
Yeah.
Did you caress the worker?
No, God, no, no. They tried to arrest me actually.
For what?
Because they said I was stealing.
You done it technically when you did?
Technically, I stole.
What did you see?
Okay, well, like, legally I stole,
but technically I didn't steal it.
Okay, what did you steal?
So I went to a store and I got an outfit
and the worker never scanned the outfit.
Okay.
Like, when I checked out, so I only paid for one.
And then they said I was stealing
and called the security on me.
I thought your car about to climb
and then they didn't say anything about it.
That's what it was, that's what it was.
pay for the outfit my card got declined but the guy at the register never told me
it got declined so we walked out with the stuff in a bag and then they said we stole it
why is that funny why are you covering your mouth
that's not funny at all
okay so boom
you're gonna need a new outfit because you keep shitting your little panties
yeah I actually don't need to
I'm just worried because they have these big long escalators.
So how am I going to get down to escalators in a wheelchair?
I'll just tip you over.
No, I'm going to fucking die. I'm going to fall and just die.
No, you won't.
Lacey, people always call you a pig, but what I see is a skinny athletic superhuman.
Thank you, bro.
Anteater.
Not a anteater. My nose is not that big.
My nose...
You're laughing.
It's just the profile is just like a little baby and eater
Yes, it is it's like a little baby
Profiles like Michael Beach or are we fucking serious if you got hit by a car?
If you got eaten by an eater
If it was in the eaters belly, I am and you know what else is rolling you down the stairs
Go back to the kitchen, Diobito. Roll back to the kitchen. You know that one?
No, but I can look for something for you right now.
Yo, Russell, is shit funny up there, Giggleshits?
You think I'm funny?
They're ballnogs and shit.
They sound funny up there, Giggleshits.
You think I'm funny?
Ballnog, that's all.
Thank you.
Yeah, I have ball and I do have knowledge. Do you have one of those things?
Maybe two balls. No knowledge or no balls. No knowledge.
I have max knowledge get back also spell knowledge
KSI
That's wrong
Get it. It's niche because his real name is knowledge
It's actually yeah, you know what I'm going to give that one to you. That was actually very good
All right, I was very sure I didn't know that that was actually good
Why do you smell I do not smell?
smell you later alligator
smell you later if you're low-key cut a lot of time off
now y'all want to keep it the same in the chat that I smell I'm gonna start
letting I'm gonna start letting it rip
what the hell you're not a Beyblade monofonk
I'm literally gonna start shitting my pants in the car
no I'm a fucking stinkbomb this bitch
you what that piece
and I saw his crack today yeah I don't I'm really upset right now
It's actually concerning how many of the population of the world has seen my ass crack.
You're just for the world, bro.
Mama may have a cookie, yes.
Go ahead, Mably. Yeah, he's just letting you rip like he's a fucking Mably, bro.
Mably's are a classic.
Did you have those growing up?
Oh, I got diamonds!
No, that's lapis.
Did you, uh, have silly bands?
Yeah.
Okay. See, now we're bonding.
I had silly bands? I had...is it 105 degrees outside?
Please, outside?
Yeah.
By the way, this phone is going to overheat 100%.
So we're going to have to swap phones for many times.
To the other party, please, outside.
Holy shit, OK.
Wait, what else do you have for me?
I had Beyblades, I had Silly Bands.
I had Mighty Beans, I had Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
Mighty Beans?
Oh, I didn't know Yu-Gi-Oh cards, though.
You don't even know what that is?
Blue Eyes, White Dragon?
No.
What about the ones where you were, it was the bands, but you could like, tie them together and make different like-
Rainbow Modes?
Maybe, I don't know-
They are older, they are, they're like little bands and you make like-
All the middle school girls, they were giving me their bracelets.
They gave you your bracelets?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Wow.
I was, I was risen up, I was risen up the middle school girls back then.
I was trading Mugio cards on a flock though.
Yeah, what are other-
What are other things?
I, I, I uh, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else?
Uh, Bakugan's?
No.
Oh, oh my god, you're Lillia!
What's a fucking Bakugan? What is that?
You know what it is?
Bro, yes.
I bet I could pull some shit out that you wouldn't know about from long time ago.
Yeah, you're gonna be like, oh my god, like, thongs and lip gloss.
Fuck no.
In Middle School.
Okay, I bet you don't know what a, uh, I bet you don't know what Madden Mobile is.
Yes, I do.
I bet you don't know about that grind.
Fuckin' spit at $5,000.
What is that?
My mom's credit card on Madden Mobile.
Okay.
What about, uh, swords and sandals?
see anything about that what about what about fire fire girl um and water boy and water
boy and lava girl no you don't know anything about that dream dream dream dream dream dream dream
it's okay it's okay you know that one bro dreams crying on stage and his fans are like dream no
it's okay it's okay he's crying oh my god the guy who did the face oh i see that i see that
I see nice the Minecraft music sonion bro everyone types sonion in the chat cool math games
That was a good one. Wilson knows ball bro. Are they autistic right?
Cool math games was good return man was a good game
Did you play age of war? Asian war? No age of war. No
What's that? Oh my god, bro. I wasn't allowed
And you like start as a caveman, and then you develop you develop into like
The video games are the only video you know, it's crazy my first shooting killing game was for me was actually yeah, okay
So boom
So you didn't play GTA growing up you weren't allowed anything that your mom had to read to you you couldn't buy
What do you mean like you know when you would go into TV games or GameStop?
And they'd be like this game is rated M, and then they take it
they throw it to the back and they'd be like do you know does your mother know
that there's there's prostitution there's gambling they're shooting and you're
sitting there and your assholes really getting tighter cuz you're scared huh my
god oh my god no I didn't have to eat it up like painting your nails and like
what like what did you do I was a fucking athlete no you weren't yes I
was I played basketball I played football I played team all I played a
a year or two of soccer.
You look like you played cricket.
Fuck, man, I don't fucking need to ask cricket.
You played like cricket.
My life growing up was literally basketball.
I had the entire school year basketball.
Then summer, AAU.
That was my life, basketball.
Okay, boom.
What consoles do you have?
I had Xbox.
No, I had an Xbox.
I was an Xbox kid.
Did you play Castle Crashers?
No.
I played NBA 2K.
Oh my God, and you were one of those?
Like, why the fuck?
I just don't understand.
You go and play a sport and then you go home and play it on the fucking in the digital world
Yeah, because it was my dream to be in the NBA and in NBA 2k. I could be in the NBA as myself
I played Madden
And I played Call of Duty zombies I played that but I got one and two yes
I wasn't allowed to play multiplayer. That's okay. So you can play gun game
I couldn't play when my mom wouldn't let me play when it was people killing other people
Okay, I was only like to kill zombies and my creatures. That's actually really sweet of her. That's actually she's a very good woman
She protected you. That's actually really like that's actually so sweet. I love that. Well one night
I went to my friend's house for a sleepover and we snuck into his room and we played GTA
And we went to the strip club and GTA got a private lab dance. What was it called? Pink food?
What was it called again? I don't even know
So I actually think I just said something, uh, I think I just said it's like my hometown.
Yo, Chad, please tell me, was that in GTA era? Did I just say that shit? No, it's called the vanilla
unicorn. Yes, we went to the vanilla unicorn and we were curious why the girl was giving a
lap dance to the guy, so me and my friend all we went under the covers and we started
a dry-hunting joke.
Wait!
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
I think I'm kidding. It's a real story.
Wait.
We were curious why and what was happening.
Stop it. This is why your mom didn't let you do shit.
Like, this is exactly why she didn't let you do shit, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
That's too funny.
He was hunter.
He was hunter.
That's too funny.
I think it was Hunter.
So you and Hunter drive home to each other all night long?
Yes, not all night long.
It was for a solid baby, 15, 20 seconds.
Oh, did it, like, you'll get, like,
No, I didn't like it.
I didn't like it.
That's why it's how I knew.
OK.
I knew after that.
I was like, I don't like girls.
Oh, that's good.
Hell, you should try it.
Why did you try it?
I mean, like, I tried.
We didn't, like.
What do you mean, like, we didn't try it?
Like, you drive home to each other.
Well, no.
We were just, like, laying on our sides in our bed,
and we were just going like this.
I think that's the funniest story you've told me today.
That was also funny, but this is top one.
That's not crazy.
Every single dude in the child house.
You've all done that before. Surely you have a crazy story from your childhood. Have you
snuck out or anything?
I was too scared. I snuck out once and then I cried and went back home.
Well, tell me right away tomorrow.
You did? Maybe I haven't been crazy enough.
Oh, I have one. I used to go on Wizard101 and I used to have E-sex.
What?
I used to, and you couldn't say the word sex in Wizard101 so I used to say, um,
come to my dorm for hex.
Wait, so you... Wait, like, how old were you?
I was probably like 12.
Please tell me it wasn't like grown men.
I don't know.
God knows.
God knows.
Pleasure 101, I've never even played that game.
Yeah.
I don't... I... What is it called?
I don't know how to get home, but I know my way around.
Some shit. She's not my home, but I know my way around.
I mean, I've come to dorm for Hex after battle.
battle.
Tellin' her about my dad, bro.
Tellin' her about I go to Disneyland, and we're about to see Mario, the Ouijaid, we're
about to see Gru and all the Minions doing the Hurray and the LOL emo.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, do they have Minions?
Or is it just Gruz?
So I get a bucket of popcorn and give it to a Minion, do you think you can do the
LOL emo?
Oh my god!
We can create an IRL.
Yeah, we have.
Wait, that's so smart.
Give us my favorite emo.
You can win that.
It's so fluffy.
I'm gonna die.
die it's so fun hey the big unicorn you can win that yes oh my god we have to
win it bro well games you have to play the way I think any other card will
games in mini world hasn't we gotta go I need the fluffy unicorn it's perfect
because you can be crew you know I dressed up as crew on time you did
dress up as crew I'll play a stretch coat on and I don't know about it like I
just look back on shit I do in my life and I just realized like I was really
23 years old dressed as group going to a Wendy's asking for the room
You're going home. Are you excited?
Okay, you're going home like going back home actually so excited for you for Disney me only Disney Joe my gosh
I hope I can see Tinkerbell
Okay, like you're actually switching the plot every five seconds. I want to see all of them
So we're going Disney World six flags and universal all today
Have you seen now that girl that like harasses me oh my god I saw that she
harasses Peter Pan yes okay he looks so uncomfortable when she goes up to him
and she's like I can give you this he's like yeah she's like let me give you this
he's like I know that poor dude who just rest says Peter Pan is his job and
the girls have obsessed with him for years and stalks him.
I've never seen that shit, bro.
You see the clip of him, like, unironically running away from her?
Yes.
Straight up running away from her.
With that, she, like, brings him gifts and shit.
I know.
And she's like, she's like, can you hold the phone while I give him the gift?
And then she'll, like, give, give her friend the phone,
and she'll, like, slowly walk up to him.
It's similar to, like, it'll be honest,
it's similar to the problems I have in life.
What are your problems?
Like, I had to quit going to the gym.
Bro, you're not Peter Pan, gang.
I'm serious. I used to love going to the gym every morning. I had to quit. I had to stop going to the gym.
Alright, because you kept shaking the fucking machines?
No, because every time I would leave the gym, there would just be girls tamping outside the door, like, screw Lacey, Lacey, screw my name out.
And they were all in scrubs and making sure you didn't die of a heart attack, right?
Lacey, wait, stop!
No, they were asking me to take my thumbs off.
Yeah, so they did it so they can give you CPR.
No, because they actually had a cardiac arrest at the gym.
They wanted to see my abs, that's why.
They wanted to see your abs?
Piss me off.
Everyone's seen that crack.
Everybody has seen my crack, which is actually a problem.
I'm just kidding.
Can you get crack reduction surgery?
Is that a real thing?
What?
It starts at your neck and goes all the way down.
It starts right here and actually is like half my back is my crack.
That was probably a lethal weapon when you were hunting.
I would never do that!
No!
Excuse me?
Oh, it's a girl!
That's what she said.
She's wearing a border to the girl?
Yeah, she is.
Son, yeah.
I would never do anything to hurt you.
All they call you chubby.
Oh god.
Fair enough.
Why is he in a Tesla's charging suit?
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Where? On the app?
Yeah.
Keep the Tesla app running.
Okay, so cool.
What are you so excited to eat? I think the first thing we should do is eat. I'm so hungry.
I'm going to eat first?
Yes, I do actually.
Yes, please.
Okay, so cool.
We can eat the whole day. I'll be happy.
I'm actually so down.
You know, you know, videos I've never been up before?
What?
Uh, trying every single food from Universal Studios.
It's never been done.
We can be the first people to do it.
Okay, we have to do every single food station. Holy shit, bro. The crack is growing, bro.
Okay, so both.
Okay, when I went to Disneyland one time, I took this thing and it's to like make you not feel nauseous
because I was feeling nauseous one day and I've never taken like anything to make you feel not nauseous.
So then I went the whole day and I just kept eating and eating and eating and I never felt full and I never felt nauseous.
Wait, there's a pill that makes you not feel full?
No, I think it just doesn't make you nauseous usually when I get full, I get nauseous.
So I just kept eating, I had like four Disney pickles.
They were so, do you think they have like the big pickles there?
I hope so.
I don't know Chad, what kind of cool foods do they have at Universal?
My favorite is obviously the Butterbeer.
It's just a classic.
Frozen or regular?
There's a frozen Butterbeer.
I like the frozen Butterbeer.
Jason already got kicked out of the casino a day ago.
Which one is it?
He didn't get firms from any casino.
Wait, he didn't get access to streetlight casinos?
He didn't get access to streetlight casinos.
I said we'd text the U-
Did he not text you for the right awfully sexy?
No, he didn't text you.
No, he didn't text you.
I said, right about text.
I told you the same thing.
Wait, they killed one of the guys in the US.
Yeah, they have to be circulated.
We can't just send that.
Where?
Guys, where is it?
That's the person we have to attack.
I literally blocked those.
Oh my God! And they have the big pink Homer donut!
They do have that excuse. Yeah, it's like this big? Yeah.
They have that every next to the basketball center. Oh, oh.
They have like a, we have to win every game. We have to win every game.
Okay. Wait, isn't there a Homer Simpson rider?
Isn't there like a... Yeah. Like I feel like I can go on one of the rides that's not like...
Yeah, you can go on like the Joe ones when you just sit. Yeah, right?
I just don't know about the shaking. Like I just like the shaking.
What?
Nostum Doom, you just let off a grenade in his car.
Yeah, I know, I have it in the shower, taking his brace off in 16 days, I told you that.
And now there's nothing to do with it's crack too.
The Simpsons ride's chill?
Yeah I think he did just like a big scream.
One of us has to make the basketball shot.
I can do it.
Okay.
I can go sitting down too.
That would be so, you have to do it.
He's thinking of that shit.
He can walk, but not that much.
Only a little bit.
So we're gonna be wheeling him around the park.
You're gonna be wheeling him around the park.
Wait, did you read my electric one drew or my normal one?
What?
The regular one.
Okay, maybe you have to wheel me.
So how big digging my biceps are gonna be by the end of this?
Wait, how are we going to get up and down the escalators?
That's what I said.
There has to be an elevator for...
There's no way they just take a cross call to stay with the people, bro.
Yeah, isn't it illegal if they didn't have...
Is it illegal if they didn't have handicap like accessibility?
They have to. Every... everything has to.
We could also...
Just carry it.
I'll just put you on my back, bro.
She doesn't know how athletic you really are, yeah, I know.
Well, to be fair, no...
Why are you reading fake chat?
Nobody in the world. Are you ready to read a real chat? Okay, Lacey. I see you gained some weight
Stop eating that junk food before you start looking like how you did two years ago fat ass
That's a real chat in my street
So I have to read fake chats to keep myself happy. Okay, this one says Lacey your hair looks really good, and you're so skinny
Really? No
I probably just rode a horse.
I just rode a horse.
Yo, yo, that's a new emo.
I just unlocked.
What are you doing?
I'm riding a horse.
Who?
You're actually gonna like push me off a ride or some shit.
Wait, I just made it up right now.
Isn't that great?
Riding a horse?
That's not even how you ride a horse.
I didn't.
No, it's not. You've got to be serious.
Yes
Like that
Have you ever tried Adderall?
No, you know I did. How was it?
Honestly, if you have ADHD
You have to embrace it instead of taking medication. I agree. That's why I never times. You know, I'm severely diagnosed
No.
Really?
Can you act a little surprised?
Okay, try again, try again.
I'm severely diagnosed.
With what?
ADHD.
What?
No, no.
Now you have to point and be like, eww!
I'm not screaming E-U-A-U because we have ADHD.
I know you want to.
Okay, so boom.
And then I was like, I either get on Adderall or Vi-Vans or I just continue being myself.
to you being myself because I feel like if you do all that shit then you just become
like a zombie but sometimes it helps I feel like it helps with some some people but I
just don't feel like it you know Chad stop spamming okay so boom bro stop spamming man
okay so boom you guys are not illicit you cannot say okay so boom that's her thing yeah
that end what a fuck where's that come from what's that come from me like what's like
back story okay so boom me and my friends were all in the me my friends
Zoe and Lauren we're all doing something and my friend Zoe got really angry she
was like this motherfucker did she never like she never like gets angry and it
was like really hard for her to get angry and instead of cussing out we're
being loud just like this motherfucker and then we started dying and laughter and
then we all just adopted it okay it's not and then it became like inside
joke it was an inside joke with my friend group and then when I started
I'm doing IRL streaming, I'm like, I'm not gonna change my lingo, just being on online.
And then I just kept singing.
I like that, you know, the area inside your car with my friends?
I would love to hear about that.
So I was hanging out with my friends, and basically there was this food that looked really disgusting.
You know, my friend Jason said, it should kind of look like Resident Evil food.
You know what's hilarious?
What?
You know what's fucking hilarious about that story?
It's hilarious.
The food he was looking at is from my country.
Wait, what food was it?
Wait, what food was it?
Okay, okay, so boom.
It's called Pasha and it's from your own room.
And it is, I love you guys, okay?
I love my people.
But bro, it's literally like cow intestines.
And no, lamb, lamb, lamb.
I mean, I would try it.
I'm gonna never just do it.
I would definitely try it.
It sounds like shit all the time.
I would try it for sure. I mean, I like to see the thing about me.
It doesn't matter what, what it is.
I've eaten cow dick.
I've eaten bull testicle before.
So, I'm not scared to try new foods or different foods.
I don't care what part of the body it's from,
I'll still eat it.
I've tried cow tongue.
Cow tongue's good.
It's actually really yummy.
I've tried bull penis.
I've tried bull dick.
What did it taste like?
Man, just bull dick.
Well, you know they make ramen flavors called bull dick ramen.
It's like, it tastes like...
You're hilarious.
I'm serious.
You got bull dick ramen.
Bull dick ramen.
It's like a ramen flavor like bull dick.
That's why I call it that.
You're hilarious.
It's from outside.
I don't know why you guys think I was on that, bro.
What is that?
The show, right?
The show.
Yeah, it's some Netflix show that's coming out or something.
And you're totally on it?
Huh?
No, I'm not on it.
They eat my chat.
My chat thinks I am, but I'm not.
Oh, okay.
I think they just had too much pool day.
Yes.
Somebody in my chat said,
was Lazy Top or Bottom when him and Hunter deflowered each other?
Bottom.
Defloured, what does that mean?
What does defloured mean?
Defloured is a very polite way of saying,
you guys gave each other your innocence.
We did not give each other our innocence.
It was a quick little triumph.
We were trying to figure out what they were doing in the GTSR club.
There's nothing else but a storm here that's curious kids.
Two stop at 371, two round long line.
And we are already close to 371, two round long line.
What the hell is that?
A wire, those who know.
Can't say much else.
Drive by, drive home, alright?
Okay, so boom. I'm so excited to have that big gigantic turkey leg.
Do they have that? I don't think that's universal.
I really don't think universal has a turkey leg.
That's Disney.
Disney!
Okay, so let me look it up.
Does Universal have big bullpenis?
Big turkey leg.
Yes!
Cells massive jumbo-sized smoke turkey legs.
Where? Search where in the LA location?
Right here.
That's Universal Studios Hollywood.
Universal Studios Hollywood.
That's our snack bar at the Jurassic Park area.
At the Predator Station.
That makes sense because the big strong dinosaurs would probably eat the turkey legs.
Alright Chad, I do want to let y'all know we are going to have to put the camera down
and just treat it like it's a normal phone while we get inside to be safe.
I think I can film this way and it still looks like kinda normal.
Chad, it looks normal like this.
I don't think we risk, I don't even think you risk trying to film us when we get in.
Just treat it like it's your normal phone.
Hold on.
How?
It literally looks like that part is like looking better.
Bromlon.
You hold it like that.
Oh my gosh, Bromlon!
We just passed a legendary area.
Listen, you don't even know, you don't even understand.
I don't know what that is.
Yeah, it's good.
I'm afraid.
It's happening.
Okay, so cool.
Are you excited?
I'm actually so excited.
So Hunter's best friend wanted you more, and then tried to slime you out.
I was pre-gain violence, me.
Yeah, because you had to get the dry humping out of the way
before you could join the gang.
Yes, I'm gonna try it out.
Oh my god, I'm gonna get a big ass turkey leg.
I want a big giant pickle, but they don't have them here.
I'm sorry.
What are they calling me?
They're probably gonna ask you about the dry humping
fiasco.
It's not a fiasco.
Every guy has dry humped or made out
with one of their guy friends.
Every guy's made out with a guy friend.
No, they haven't.
Don't act like we have not tried kissing off camera to see how it felt.
Joe, listen, A is the source.
Yo!
Why didn't you do that?
Wait, is that ice cream pizza?
Damn.
Yo, hold on a sec.
That's from...
Wait, is it from the freezer?
Yes.
It's from yesterday, it's from yesterday.
Sixth where?
Not your lighter.
I guess the one I'm seeing is the worst of all of this.
Okay, it's been in the freezer. It's still good 20 days later.
I just didn't get to have secrets when it's later.
Yes, it's been in the freezer.
I swear.
I swear!
Just try it.
Get that cute ass smile.
I'm gonna find the mobile room. It must be me.
It must be me. It's like erupt. I will sue you, bro.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
You're good now, man.
He's gonna be dry hunking the toilet.
save that shit for disney i get it because we're at disney
we're so long right now it's crazy
what whoa i did not know it was gonna be this packed today oh my god
oh no what do we do oh my god yeah we're actually
Is one guard not enough?
No, I think it should be fine. Wait, the bodyguards said they have LA.
I don't know, that's what I said. Oh yeah, you want me to do it?
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, we have a security guard with us, so we should be fine.
Why would you only get one? Because I'm not fucking I show speed, I don't need six security guards.
We're gonna be fine
And if we're not we leave lacy in the middle like that's a distraction just leave as well as our and then run always our screaming
I was our screaming and freaking out
To be like the zombie apocalypse, you know all the zombies you better not leave you better you have to be on ten toes
Yeah, and here you can't
Everyone's like, Lacey, oh my god, Lacey, Lacey!
And then I'm gonna run and you're gonna be there, stranded.
All of them, they're all gonna come and get you.
And then the wave's gonna be over.
I'm gonna be fine, we're gonna be fine.
Listen, there's, it might be a Saturday,
but there can't be bad of any people here.
I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna leave,
they're gonna be fine.
I have a really bad news.
What, you shit yourself?
No, I just, my stomach's hurting a little bit here.
Oh, I feel good.
Oh no.
Oh my God, I got a pain in the head.
I'm gonna be in a wrong place.
Oh my God, no!
You're just washing your brain with that.
I had to!
Are we fucking serious?
If any of those particles come in here, I'm choking you out.
No, no, no!
No, and why are they so...
Shut up! How is that you? That's proper manner!
I opened the door and did it out of the door. That's proper manner!
Stuck their fat ass outside and farted.
That's good manners.
Where are you?
Wait, what do you say?
I'm saying like, we need to park out there.
We need to park out there.
They're going to move it.
No.
I don't know.
I'm going to be honest.
Alyssa, I've been to Universal a lot of times here.
I've never seen a line of cars like this.
That's true.
This is crazy though.
It's also 4pm, like it's prime time.
I didn't think Universal is popular anymore.
I thought it kind of like fell off a little bit.
I mean, how do we know this?
To be honest though, you know it's going to be cruel.
Wait, you have to come.
We should all go to Horror Nights.
I'm so fucking down.
Horror Nights this year looks like it's going to be really good.
Yeah.
Did you do the seven doors or 17 doors?
Doors, yeah, what is that is that is it actually as crazy as people say it is
No, really you went to this one haunted house
Chat stranger things is in is in horror nights this year. Oh, is it? Yeah, that's actually crazy
Wait, there's something else. I feel like it was in horror nights. That was like a franchise. That was crazy
There's was it five nights at Freddy's last year. I think it was that I think was that last year
I don't know. I don't know. What one is it this year?
It's... it's Stranger Things?
Gangsta?
Wait, Fortnite? Fortnite is at Horror Nights this year.
What? How does that even make sense?
I don't know. Fortnite. Oh, End Obsession.
No, it's not. Now we're just fucking lying.
I'm not Obsession also.
You're gonna be like, oh, my dry-humping friend Spencer's also at Horror Nights.
So I'm not... I'm not...
It's Obsession, Fortnite and Stranger Things.
There's gonna be- Freaky Nikki is gonna be standing on an house screaming no.
Holy polyester fucking universal of doom, bro.
So Spencer's not here.
What was cracking my knee?
Yo, Freaky Nikki bro, it's gonna be moaning sweet and that thing's in your ear while you're going
down the ride, bro. I don't believe it.
No, no! And you're gonna be going down the ride?
I know.
terrifiers on the train that starts in like less than a week that's actually
crazy how it's almost fucking fall already bro summer just flew by didn't
it oh my god yeah
We laughin' at you.
Because you eat the ice cream pie?
Yeah.
Why do you laugh at us?
Marlin, it's an edible.
Are you fucking serious? No way.
I'm sorry.
No, it's not.
It's an edible, Marlin. Put can of butter in the crust.
I swear bro, me and Sugi-
Wait, are you actually dead ass?
No way!
Was it a regular pizza?
No, so we got ice cream pizza and then we wanted to make the crust with ice cream pizza on
so we made can of butter crust with ice cream pizza
Wait, yeah, he told me that you guys made a bunch of like desserts
Yeah, it was edible
Mark it's it's it's uh, I think each piece
How much that
Bro, that's not funny dude
No, because the bag with the three meals are from today.
He said the bagged ones are all from today.
Adapt said you could have, like, I could have some.
If I had to take something in that.
They all are from yesterday or today.
You could have one.
Oh, thanks, Bob.
Yeah, he's already getting the lunchies, bro.
GG.
All right, bye, Mark.
How are we still in line?
I'm not going to walk out of here.
I'm about to run up to the stand and I'm about to let them know.
Hey, let's speed this up a little bit.
I got fucking place to be.
Turkey likes to eat and shit.
Yeah, so we can turn around and do valet.
And then they're going to be like, what the fuck is that smell?
Came wrong.
I'm like, ugh.
I smell bad.
I smell good.
I have three different colognes on my body cream
and a bite of raito bozzers.
How's it going?
Can we get to the valet from here?
The valet.
Yeah, we meant to do valet.
OK, no worries.
I can get into the two there.
Okay.
Tell him we have a guy in a wheelchair too.
Tell him we have a guy in a wheelchair.
No, he cares, trust me.
I don't know if the chain has something to say.
I don't know if the chain does anything,
but we have a disabled guy in the back.
With a wheelchair.
With a wheelchair.
Still going about labor.
Yeah.
But it doesn't change much, right?
Okay.
Straight in.
Yeah.
Left, left, left, left.
Yeah, maybe they, oh yeah, we'll take care of you guys,
for sure.
Wait, guys, can I listen in?
Sorry, sorry.
I can't hear anything.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm here.
Where is he?
There's a spugle up there.
Spugle on square pants up there.
Do I have to grab the tape over there?
Yeah.
That probably would take you to the jurassic probably.
OK.
That's what I like.
I like it.
That's what I like.
OK.
Our security's going to, behind us, is doing the same thing.
The white card.
Is that cool?
You want to grab this thing?
Yeah.
OK.
Sorry, guys.
No, it's OK.
We were in Swiss Creek.
OK.
Yeah, and just let you know.
He said he doesn't care.
Yeah, he said he doesn't go fuck.
He said get him out of here, actually.
That's what he said.
Actually, they said there's something in the wheel.
They're calling you, uh, Squidward.
Squidward?
They said, I'm not so angry like Squidward.
Sorry, guys. It's a little weird.
SpongeBob, please shut up!
What the hell? Fuck it, I'm going.
Where are you going?
Oh my god, we're totally SpongeBob and Patrick.
See, don't go out, Daddy's lip-sync your words!
You know I made a video about that?
What?
Like, let me show you.
I made a tix-off that was like those people who lip-sync their words,
sink their words and I saw you in the car like literally going like yeah I don't
know why I do that I never I never really I just like that's the first time
I've ever seen myself do that it actually creeps me out. I saw your comment bro I
was like I thought it was AI at first. I was in and scrolling and I saw that
shit you're like why did it like why did I do that it's freaking me out I
started crying and laughing because I knew you. I thought it was AI first and it actually scares me at one
person that's where you have all the why do I do that you're just trying to
under like your brain is trying to understand and predict what they're
gonna say next and it's in real time
why what is it is that like a form of autism or something that's what people
I think our security has a matter
or a let me let me tell them we
didn't say we're first in the car
hey doing hey thank you okay and drive
by I'm disabled is crazy how can we
valet unless we don't have a piece he
He said we got it.
He said that's too much.
Oh, shit.
He said it's fine.
They don't care?
That'll be fine.
That'll be good.
Oh, OK.
Drew, you have the phone to put in part?
Press P. Press P.
He did it, Charlie!
Yeah!
Come on.
Listen, okay, so do I just leave my phone in here or do I need my phone?
No, I think that's kind of stuff.
Don't bring it back.
They're going to bring it back after you park it.
Wait, my window's down.
Yeah, when you park it.
Actually...
Is that a real thing?
Yeah.
What?
I need to find the tripod.
I don't know if I'm ever going to go up there.
Come on, Jack.
You know, I'm not here at all.
I'm not going to let that go over your ass or anything.
Sir, are you sure the windows go up?
What are you doing, you carcass?
What are you doing, you carcass?
What are you doing, you carcass?
Flash, flash, flash.
Yeah.
You okay?
Alyssa, what's going on?
I'm trying to push you.
I'm trying to push you.
Oh my gosh, we're at Disneyland.
We're so good right now.
Look at that little bug.
Whoa!
It's a car key.
It is.
That little big...
No, it's not.
Okay, well I don't have a phone to look so can you look?
Can you get your phone?
I'll just find one here.
Yeah, it looks like an hour drive.
Yeah, we have to keep it low key before we're getting in, okay?
You guys need to be real quiet on the area.
Quiet on the creek.
Quiet on the creek.
You got that reference?
Yep.
Sorry.
Okay.
We're gonna be real quiet on the plane.
We're sleeping in here.
We're sleeping in here.
And we have the security.
So no one's even getting to know that we're here.
Where do we go?
That's a great question.
Are we going that way now?
No, we have to wait until the car's parked.
We're good.
We're going that way.
Oh, you're good?
Oh, let's go.
We're good.
Right?
We're so close.
Look at us.
We're off.
We're off the Disney Park!
Are you excited?
Yeah.
They're dying, island.
Wait, what is all this stuff?
Access all the way to the B-park?
Or is it this way?
Straight ahead.
How the fuck am I going to get down there?
There has to be an elevator.
Oh, look, elevator to the right there.
Why am I the one and only that's kind of inappropriate to be here at Universal Studios?
We did it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh my God, thank you so much, my goodness.
Thank you!
Minions! It's a minion!
Aw, he's doing the low-face.
Aw.
Guys, I don't think you guys understand how my point is.
Or our security.
Guys, guys, we won't have more.
I'm so sorry, I didn't see it, okay, did it hurt, did it actually hurt?
I think so too.
I think so.
What do you think that way?
This way?
I think so.
Wait, yeah, I think part of the area.
Yeah.
Okay, so boom.
Okay, so boom.
Okay, so boom.
Okay, so boom.
We're so lit right now.
We're so freaking lit right now.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
I'm being very cautious of that.
You are acting!
Yeah, you're gonna have to tell them right now.
Look, you're like a little vehicle in the parking lot.
I know.
Look, there's a curb!
Hopefully they don't treat me differently.
They won't.
And if they do, you know what you tell them?
you tell us you push for the face when you spit on the face
I'll get the shit me out of you by spitting their face no I'm gonna beat them up for you
and so is our awesome security right now
here we go we're almost to the park
I kind of want to become a security manager.
I feel like I could do a pretty good job at that.
Walkway to the theme park.
See, I'm not that heavy, listen right?
No.
This is a really great wheelchair.
Oh, the sun.
Oh, the sun is out today.
Yep, yep, yes, sure is.
Oh, I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
Oh wow, 105 in trees W!
Chad, trees can act like it's a normal phone now.
This way, this way, this way.
Lazy guys walk.
As someone that used to have three jobs.
Okay, we're gonna go out.
What?
I'm just a kid who'll make you
In the same
I'm not a user
And not for your time
They don't have to realize there's so many streamers
So many insane amount of streamers in the world
This is crazy to look at
Chad, how many people are streaming every day on Twitch?
What is the number?
Is there actually a distinct number?
They're asking
But there's millions of people who are saying
Cause I imagine in a 24 hour span, how many people would probably click the go live button
So, we are on day 30 of the article, Ron
Ron Raid, Saber-Wernardo, no, no way, didn't I Raid me? Saber-Wernardo Raid me?
OOOOOOOH!
I WANTED IT!
YAY! Coming for my bad clip, Saber-Wernardo came in, Raid me, and for the first time
I had 10,000 people answering. We met on these constrictor to show you guys how
connected we are. And now we finally hit two hundred K-Cow.
How? How?
Two hundred thousand? How?
I would love to know how.
You know what I realized? There's so many streamers.
So many insane amount of streamers.
This is crazy to look at.
Check out how many people are streaming every day about Twitch.
Like, what is the number? Like, is there actually like a distinct number?
They're faster. There's millions of people are saying.
Cause I'd imagine in a 24 hour span, how many people would probably click the go live button.
We are on day three of the Ark of the Rock.
Ron Ray, save a Renato! No way! He didn't die, Ray me! Save a Renato!
So I actually have the scope done accidentally, that's not good at all.
The diffuser has been recovered.
You're not getting as sad as you need to be!
I'm done!
Can I say dude?
You guys were trolling with hometown shit, right?
No, I'm gonna be done.
Who thinks she's real?
On my soul.
Okay, okay.
Actually, they try to understand what I'm saying.
Hear me out of it.
If she was born, blind, and deaf,
she's never at great risk.
Soon as this thing happens,
I'm gonna be in China again.
I think, I think all through the city,
I'm gonna be in China again.
Wait, isn't there another date or my trip?
Yeah.
Wait, did you get on my phone?
Yeah, now it's gonna make you crazy.
It's this kid's, this kid's having talent?
Ah, fuck.
Fuck.
Chad, there's another security game.
Come on Chad, I've been on my phone.
I'll just say, we may be fucked.
What's the rule?
We'll picture it and we'll know what we're doing.
Uh, pick something instinctual, not 50-50 at the time.
Oh, we're in the park now?
You know what, I don't want to go into a car, I'm in a wheelchair.
He's gonna, he's gonna spray me in the ass, I got the deck.
What do you want to do?
Pictures or no pictures?
Whatever you say you want.
Uh...
Uh...
You're not being a bad person if you say no.
I'll say it.
What do you think, Alyssa?
I know. I always feel bad.
I feel terrible.
If you're not a good person...
That's so mean.
That's so mean.
I know they won't be able to do anything.
What if we do stream pics over?
You know that this is the first time I've ever
said no to a picture right now.
Yeah, me too.
I'm sure Universal looks all correct to me.
Instead of you taking photo, they'll pick us out.
Guess what they said last time I came?
Listen, they said you're not allowed to take pictures.
Universal's the attraction.
Not you.
I was dizzy.
I said that?
They said that?
Yes.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up, Ben?
Oh, shit.
Orra.
Orra.
I feel like an asshole.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I feel like such an asshole in this, uh.
There's so much.
This is just bullying, bro.
It's a hill.
It's a hill.
It's a hill.
I'm just walking around.
I wanna touch the balls, I wanna touch the balls, I wanna touch the balls, I wanna touch the balls, Alyssa.
Wow!
Oh my gosh, it's the same thing.
What's that, I wanna win?
Yeah, can we go win?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what is it?
What is it?
It's like Hello Kitty's.
You're gonna love it.
Or are they gonna be like, uh,
I think they'll love it in there.
Wait, you made this thing look like something like...
It is! It's beautiful, isn't it?
Thank you.
Do you want anything? Do you want some ears?
Or a necklace or perhaps a lip gloss?
It's like you in your wheelchair!
It's like you and your little wheelchair.
Let's take a picture.
Next to the vehicle.
Smile.
This is the only picture you'll be taking.
It's so cool.
I'm so happy to enjoy that.
The only picture that we take.
Okay, yeah.
See, isn't it lovely?
It's so cool.
I'm so happy we enjoyed it.
I'm so sorry.
Wait, we gotta change the rules here, I can't do it.
Oh no, because they're more in the park
where the prong's trying to take me into the park.
I just feel so bad.
I'll tell the one we leave, so we're outside right now.
15 hours to leave.
15 minutes to leave.
And then what?
And then what?
Oh, you know that one, see?
I have a little bit of bone on this.
There you go.
Is that a family?
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, so cool.
Wait that's a big ball!
Yeah.
Of doom and despair.
But we got it.
My gosh.
Chad, look it's a big ball.
It's the big ball.
We made it!
We made it!
We made it! We're at the big ball!
You need a picture from the big ball.
I can't see the sun's in my eyes!
Is that good?
I feel bad.
Should I say yes to him?
He's just a kid.
Thank you.
Real quick, real quick, real quick.
Nice to meet you guys.
Real quick, real quick, real quick.
Lovely?
I've never been here.
Oh, for real?
Was it with the history?
Uh...
That picture, man.
I've never been here.
Nice to meet you guys.
Welcome to Jersey.
Have a good one, dude.
Hi.
This is real security.
This is real security?
This is the moment of life or death.
Either we get into the park or we don't.
We got it! We got it!
Focus, Chad! Focus!
Everyone envision us getting in the park right now.
Everyone envision it, manifest it, envision it.
We're on the red carpet.
Look, we're on the red carpet.
Oh my gosh, I'm like a model right now. I'm walking the runway.
Okay, let's try to find the youngest guy.
Try to find the youngest guy Russell.
That's always the strategy.
Yeah, yeah it is.
Find the one that knows about your nation.
No?
There's one.
Creep, sprinting around Disneyland, bro.
Your best bet's far from 18 far, right?
If she's like in her mid-20s.
Okay, yeah.
I got a phone call.
Or else I shall know you.
Okay, so go.
Okay, so go.
Just walk up to her and say,
Okay, so boom.
Oh, it's just tickets?
Oh, okay, so boom.
My gosh, go get a big-ass turkey leg.
Maybe don't scream boom at Disney plans?
Okay, so boom.
Oh my gosh, I hear the music.
Are you so magical?
It is, it's so mystical and magical.
This one's gonna set for you.
Oh my gosh, I need the sun to set, it's really hot.
Yeah, bro, it's gonna set for us.
What time does sunset happen?
I don't know, what time is it right now?
4.30.
5, 7, 8, 10.
What?
Actually, both.
Rise!
Rise.
What, ride?
Can you go on?
I can go on any route I want.
Yeah, I think you can skip the line for doing a wheelchair.
Yeah, we can.
We literally can.
Come on.
Wait, is today like a jersey day or something?
Does everybody have a jersey?
Yeah, that's true.
We missed the number?
Huh?
No, one there.
I saw a bunch.
One there?
One, uh, maybe just two.
No, I saw two in there, too.
And that guy's the Edelman one right there, too. Look!
It's gotta be like Universal Jersey Day, I'm telling you.
It's sports day?
Is it a Jersey day?
Yo.
It's wheelchair day, that's why this is my wheelchair day.
It's not a lot of fucking wheelchair day.
This is gonna be the most fun since you've gotten your wheelchair.
Are you excited?
Yes, I actually...
Do you feel alive?
excited I'm so excited to try the
different foods
We have a fast pass. No, we have we have a wheelchair access.
I can do it real quick real quick real quick real quick real quick real quick real quick
just fall away to get in
Wait, oh my god, look!
Don't go in there.
Get stuck.
You can't cut the lines, buckaroo.
Yeah, after you get in.
Stop. You can't cut the line.
Buckaroo.
Is it a wheelchair or an accident?
Yeah, after you get in.
Hey!
Are you trying to sneak in?
You're trying to pull a quick one.
What do you think of it?
Shhh!
Quiet on the creep.
Ew!
You did that all of you.
It's the broccoli's fault.
Is that the broccoli?
Oh yeah, you don't get that.
Oh, you broccoli.
Smoked that broccoli.
Bro, I'm already sweating bro, this is not happening.
Oh.
Oh.
Lock it.
Oh my god, I'm actually sweating.
That piece.
Please let us in, please let us in, please let us in.
Everybody sleep, everybody sleep.
What do you mean?
I'm just trying to figure out what's going on.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Is that the law?
The law is here.
The law is here?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So these are the best persons here?
Wait a minute.
We made it.
Wait a minute.
I'm gonna act like I'm a big man.
Oh, okay.
Wait a minute.
Okay, first stop is turkey leg.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We made it.
We made it.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
We're so green right now.
Wait, where are they starting up?
It is!
Wow! I don't know!
What? Oh, it's August!
Yeah!
Sup, bro? How you doing?
I'm not allowed to go outside.
I'm an asshole.
I'm just a piece of chicken wing.
Ooh, I want a hot sheet of shirt.
Oh no, it's not that, barbecue chicken meal,
born dog meal.
Nah, pass.
Skip, skip, skip.
Skip, skip, skip.
Skip that segment.
I don't want barbecue chicken.
I want a big turkey leg in my mouth.
A big, just piece of meat down my throat.
In the gullet.
A nice, big, fat piece of meat down my throat.
Oh my gosh, millions and monsters.
Do you want to swim there?
Oh no.
We're on a mission to get that turkey leg.
Okay, so boom.
They have a water world here?
Yeah, and I think there's a show.
She has a minion!
Do you think that there's like a whale?
Is that what the water world is in?
No, that's called a battle bus.
No way!
Fortnite Battle Bus!
Fortnite Battle Bus!
Wait, who put the gas?
Do we have Fortnite this game?
I've never seen you move faster than me.
Oh, a night battle bus.
Wait, wait, this is so cool.
Wait, can I go in?
I was waiting for this.
Bro, what?
Hey, shall we thank the bus driver?
What the hell?
Oh, I've never seen a battle bus in real life.
This is so insane.
Oh, my God, Alyssa.
Roasted turkey leg.
Oh, my God, it's right there from the battle bus.
I think this might have to be the best day ever.
How do we get in?
You got snake in?
Twin!
Oh, you can go, sir.
You can. We're talking to them.
I can't move a thing.
Oh, I got that!
Wait, I think I can get that one.
Did I rent one of those?
I do. I'd be a pro.
Come on.
Uh-oh.
I don't think I'm gonna fit in here.
We'll do it.
Are you sure?
We're gonna make it.
Are you sure?
Yeah, we're gonna make it.
Wait, I have an idea.
Okay, boom.
Okay, wait, push it.
I got it.
I think.
Thank you.
You did it.
You did it.
Good job thinking the bus driver, Chad.
Wait, so they are bringing Hornet, but it's a Halloween Hornet?
Yes, look for nightmares right there
Where we land the net you know that is I bet you don't know that ball knowledge
Where we land it Matt
Who says that classic mind of res
Who's an Oji youtuber his name's mind of res
You watch gaming you
Banos?
Uh, no, I messed up, though.
Oh, really?
Yep.
I used to watch some of them.
Jumbo and waterfall in Turkey.
Like, I mean, my tail is wet.
They have the bad pickles.
Where?
Good there.
Oh, okay.
I'll have the pickles.
That's a sour pickle.
I need to get that.
Actually, I need that.
Ooh, beer.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I thought you don't drink waterfall.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
How can you still not walk?
It's been months lying.
Hey, you leave my friend alone, all right?
He's gonna walk when he's ready.
This is shit.
And he shot himself today.
I did shit myself.
Guys, you actually, you guys missed it?
He genuinely shot himself today.
It hasn't even been three weeks yet.
What do you mean?
Is that the turkey leg?
Holy shit, I think it is.
Brother, yes.
She kinda looks like a turkey leg for banos.
Yo, it looks like one.
Okay, let's try that again.
Yo, it looks like a Costco chicken bag, no?
Is this a chicken?
Yeah.
It's as big as one.
Look at the size of that wiener dog, bro.
It's just massive.
Massive?
That's it?
Hello, how you doing?
Hello, how you doing?
Can I please do two jumbo turkey legs?
As well as a one dill pickle and one sour pickle.
As well as do you want a beverage?
Are you going to get one?
I'm going to get a beverage.
I'll just do a water.
Can we please do two, two water, do you guys all want waters?
What, an ice pop?
Can we also do two, three, four, five waters and an ice pop?
Do you want any food, are you hungry?
Okay, water?
Ice pops. Mango?
They don't have mango. Whatever the yellow one is.
Pina Colada, yes.
Yeah. Thanks so much, Lacy. Of course.
That's so sweet of you.
Taking care of the host? Look at this thing!
Taking care of the whole thing.
Look at this thing!
Your autopunicolota? What's the yellow one?
Whatever flavor you have. Anyone, anyone.
It doesn't matter.
Daddy? What's the matter, daddy?
Got much, how about you?
It should kind of look like a turkey leg for Thanos.
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
Alright, nice.
It can I add a powering please red or blue one of each
Yes, please
I think we're getting old wheels.
That's it, bro.
Good?
Pull it back in my bag, hold on.
I should have brought hand sanitizer.
It's okay.
Stop, bro.
Okay, Alyssa, here's your ticket.
Thank you.
Water?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
water water I just don't want your legs touching that as I put back water I'm
only gonna put on this I can I can score a couple on okay water water
Water? Red or blue?
Water?
Strawberry cheesecake with a little hero on it.
You can keep it, thank you.
Okay Alyssa, we got our pickles.
Yay!
My stroller.
I'm getting new mobility.
Thank you.
What is it?
It's a chain.
Of course, bro.
Appreciate you.
Thank you, bro.
What a world shit.
What a world shit.
What a world shit.
What a world shit.
Fuck with that.
Of course, bro.
That's actually hard.
You too.
Cool.
And you get this beat off in your own very own battle box.
I'm upgrade.
It's a new mobility.
Oh my God.
I want a minion shirt.
I want a minion shirt.
Did you get that here?
Did you get that here?
No, we got an L-con.
Shit.
Oh, this truck is a fuck!
Are you even going to wait?
New York! New York!
I reach on the word teams, I'm made up!
There's nothing you can't do!
Hey, thank you. We're friends.
Oh, he's just in Diego.
Hey, it was the morning, right?
Yeah, two days ago.
We're just so chipper today.
I wonder how fast your new little weapon goes.
Where's those jolly little fuckers are we?
Just giggle in shits over here.
Drew, watch out!
Come on.
You guys have some social anxiety?
Now watch this.
Yeah!
That's fine.
How are you?
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
...
I've got to get some new mobility, bro, this is lit.
I'm turning. Everyone, I'm turning left.
Excuse us.
Thank you and love you guys!
Oh, god.
Electric wheelchair, seventy-five dollars.
How long do you think it's going to take me to eat it?
Here's the strut, guys. You gotta go turkey leg, pickle, turkey leg, pickle, eat it, swallow the turkey leg, pick.
Wait, will these pickles fit in the back of my wheelchair?
I don't think so.
But, bro, you got a sour one?
Pickle it a little bit.
You got this, Speed!
Please cash on the cash on the ring.
Oh, OK.
I'm going to give you a little tip
to do everything I like.
Put your phone number.
See me turn at the bottom.
I'm going to give you a little tip.
Phone number.
Can we have a dinner first?
OK.
Honestly, I've never heard of a nope before.
No one is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's so hot isn't it?
I know.
Okay.
And I'll just look at you with my eyes while he does that.
Sell out, I got it.
Wow, it's like a mini car.
It's happening.
It's happening.
You guys are making a drinking drive in Disneyland, right?
Yeah.
It's almost like it's a mission.
For sure.
Back in it up.
Back in it up.
I'll suggest you do that.
3, 9, 1, 1, and let's get out.
The guns.
Back in it up!
Back in it up!
I'll suggest you move back to 3-9-1-1 and let's get out.
My guns.
Check out a little bit of turkey leg for Thanos!
you
you
you
you
you
All right, thank you.
Thank you.
You should go.
You should go in your little New Tesla.
Holy shit, is that your...
actually mommy?
They see me rolling.
They hate it.
They control it.
I'm just gonna be fried and dirty.
Have you crossed my responsible?
Yes.
All right, where first?
The world is ours.
The world is our oyster.
And we're in a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
Yeah, I'm not a fox.
Let's see over here.
Okay, yeah. We made it like halfway, and then we had to leave.
What's happening over there?
What is it?
I think it's, um, a show.
Should we check it out?
Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him.
You know that, you know that music video is 10 years old now?
What one?
What's the name of it?
Really?
Isn't that crazy?
Hello!
Oh my god!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Yeah!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, dude!
Whoa!
Wait, are we in Harry Potter?
Who's that?
That's right!
That's right!
That's right!
That's right!
That's right!
That's right!
That's right!
Who is that?
What's your name? What's your Matilda? Hi Matilda!
Oh! Oh! Is her name not Matilda?
I don't think so, but whatever it was, not one of them.
Oh my god! Look, perhaps!
Wait, should we get one?
Yes!
You have to be a candle.
I don't know why you have to be a candle.
I kind of want to get a rainbow.
Okay, get a rainbow.
Get a rainbow and I'll get that cat.
That one?
Yeah.
You trying to swing it on face eight?
Wait, I want to try the pickle.
Yeah, we should.
And I want to try my turkey leg.
I've been trying it.
Oh yeah.
Here, wait.
Which one's mine?
Which one's yours?
Mine has a big bite.
Take that.
Here.
The ball.
I think that one's yours.
Yeah, this one's mine.
OK, so boo.
And then we're going to try our pickle.
And then we're going to get our face seated.
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
Cheers, waterfall.
It's actually really good.
Uh-huh.
It's like Daniel Bolsa. What'd you say?
It's got a lot of fish.
This should kind of look like a turkey leg for Thanos.
What's up bro?
I can't hear anything.
What's up man?
What's up dude?
I'm doing good, how are you?
That's good bro.
How's it going bro?
Thank you man. I'm so happy to come to you.
Thank you bro, I appreciate you.
Nice to meet you dude.
He gave us a bit of a pump, you guys said, that was like $1,000.
Okay, I'm tired of it now.
Are you here to see me, right?
Yeah, like when I see you.
What's up, bro?
I just can't remember anything.
How you doing, man?
How are you doing?
I got ACL surgery.
Are you sorry?
Yeah.
I'm playing basketball overseas.
He got knee surgery and he's trying to get taller.
I'm trying to extend my height a little bit.
You know when that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow?
Wait, I don't know about like the sour one.
You want it?
I've never tried the sour one.
Sour pickles or the ketchup?
Oh, oh, oh.
Okay, so this is not opening?
I think I might, yeah.
I think I'm gonna do the rainbow.
Yeah, the rainbow went to the bottom.
Yeah.
I know.
Huh?
I know.
Honestly, just really inspiring.
I like it.
It's a boy.
Yeah.
Good morning to...
The LGBTQ.
Yeah.
Okay, so boom.
I'm gonna wait for you.
Okay.
I just drank the juice.
It was actually not bad.
it's not bad at all it is the best part the juice is the best part but this is a
sour pickle she look like a pickle for teabags
so how you doing man I'm not allowed I'm sorry dude ready okay so cool cheers
Cheers.
This is actually a gas car.
You don't like yours?
I do. I do.
I didn't think I'd like the sour one.
But it's fantastic.
What? What happened?
Nothing.
You dropped your pickle?
No.
I spat a little bit.
I spat the pickle out.
Like a fat lard.
Mm-hmm
Is it tonight
Hey when they start tonight, there's no way you see a house enter sinners. Have you seen that movie?
Sinners oh my god. Yon is in that move
That's my chasset
What's up? How you doing man? So I don't want to dab you like a pickle juice all over my hands. I like your shirt
Nice to meet you, bro
That's cute.
Is this one yours or mine on the top?
Mine.
Okay.
This strap is you have to use the people in there and then you got to eat the turkey
at the same time.
That's the same time?
It'll change your life.
I don't know about that.
I'm doing it.
It's fantastic.
I'm doing that.
I know.
Oh no, no, no.
We'll get you.
This is my grandma.
Oh, how you doing grandma?
Nice meeting you.
Oh, how you doing grandma? Nice to meet you.
How you doing? Thanks, appreciate you.
What was that? I don't know.
I was hilarious.
Wait, I kind of want a kid.
He's like a beautiful princess. I kind of want a kid.
Let's go to the lost town.
You think there's just kids hanging out there?
No. That's what I always was.
I didn't think that.
What are we doing?
Oh, you're in the chair right now!
What's up, bro?
How you doing, baby?
How does it meet you?
Oh, he's a boom.
Excuse me ma'am. How long would it take to do a bumblebee on my face?
A bumblebee? So I can sound fast.
And I can say what it's like here right there.
Perfect!
I don't know. I'm just a mess today.
You're gonna get a little bumblebee?
I'm gonna get a bumblebee.
No, it doesn't matter how old you are. You're never too old to have fun and get a bumblebee
painted on your face, Shat. They don't have pig face paint.
Oh, really, Alyssa?
What's this?
Holy crap, that's just fine.
I just bought- throw up.
There's goldfish on it.
Like Resident Evil food.
What was it called?
Mac and Cheese Cone.
How does it look?
Mr. Dewlach.
How does it look?
It's fantastic.
It looks nice and round.
Wait, man, is there a way you can make the bumblebee in a wheelchair?
I don't know.
No, it's okay.
We're giving punches.
A little punches on the sides.
I'm going to make it nice and round and big and fat.
Why don't you put in a walrus?
I don't have a walrus.
It's just perfect.
Does it look good?
Does it look good?
It's awesome.
It's so cute.
Yeah, it's better.
Later.
Sure, yeah.
I'll do it like that.
Do you have a really long ass crack on it?
Or no?
His pants are always a little...
I have to get ass crack reduction surgery.
That's why she's saying that.
Oh, this is the cutest little bumblebee I've ever seen!
He's getting his self-cortrait on his face.
That's just the cutest little thing!
Little knob's going on here.
You feel a little dodge.
Is the bumma be shitting?
What's going on?
No.
It's just perfect.
It's just lovely, isn't it?
Chat.
Are you recording?
Don't record the chat.
I'm recording.
Don't record the chat.
Yep, and you're getting glitter.
How do you feel about that?
I'll be filled with them apples.
That guy has a minion drink.
That guy has a minion drink.
Is that just everything in the world?
They didn't even get that.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me, sir.
Where did you get that minion drink?
Well, they're looking the other way unless you're talking to someone else.
Over there?
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Okay, so here's a little bit of that.
Is it done?
It is.
It's just beautiful.
It's very good.
A lot of it.
As much as you want.
I have a way.
Go on, let me give you a hand.
It's all clear.
Perfect.
Mmm.
Sounds amazing.
Where do I put my pickle?
I'm done.
I can throw it out for you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I'm not allowed to do pictures, but I'm sorry.
Yeah, send it up to the stream.
Is this what you're doing right now? Yeah.
Is this going to give me pimples? No.
Is this gonna give me a pimples? No.
Like actually you're eating actual goyslaw. We did.
I'm just a baby. You see the glitter?
It's a little humble bee.
Okay, okay.
It looks great.
It's very cute.
Look at him.
You want to like, relax?
Damn!
Russell, can you pay?
Yeah.
I thought you should have done this personally.
I thought you would have been a cute little fat little panda there.
Whoa man!
Dominion shirts.
Everybody has a minion shirt. Where do I get them?
Hello.
I'm not allowed to take pictures. I'm sorry.
We're going the minion world.
Are we really going there first?
Should we?
Yeah!
Let's go!
Let's bang it out!
It's right there!
Do you see it?
I think that's what it is!
Okay!
W.
Judges!
Get it out the way, Mark!
I'm kind of hungry, Lisa.
Are we fucking serious?
I'm done.
Oh, you can't make it.
We can do a stream one really quick if you want.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's do it really quick.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Is this Minion World the ring right now?
I am.
Secret was a test.
Oh, Secret was a test?
Secret was a test.
OK.
Yeah, you have to hear it loud enough!
Ah!
What's up, man?
That I get to take care of.
Oh, yes.
You just got to find a new Thomas.
I have to see that, I have to see that, I have to see that, I have to see this.
Is that you?
Everybody say, bless you.
Bless you.
Everyone, bless you, bless you.
Wait, is the Minion right?
Am I?
Am I?
Is that you?
Maybe.
Oh look, they're in Mayhem!
What's going on here? I don't wanna go on it!
Oh what's the way for that?
Super silly, Buzzland! Super silly, Buzzland!
This is where they went into Spickleville Beach. Do you remember when they went to the park?
Is that where you can get the unicorn?
Yes! Yes, it's all in there!
Oh my God, minions, minions!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my goodness, I can't get you guys.
Can I listen?
Hi.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Excuse me, guys.
Excuse me.
Hey guys, we're heading out to watch the
Wisconsin Indian Scourge.
Oh my God.
There's a line to meet the minions.
I have to meet the minions.
Wait.
Oh my God.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh my God, can we wait in line to be chained?
Wait, wait, wait.
Can I in an act?
Can I see myself?
Wait, she's not good.
We'll be quick, we'll be fine.
Hey, it's me, what's up?
Hey!
Can you believe that we're in SuperSleep on land?
We're not yet!
That's SuperSleep!
Oh my God!
It is!
Well, I'm lucky, honest fucker.
I'm gonna have to run through it.
It's just real quick.
SuperSleep!
I wanna win a unicorn!
Let me know if you have a free cut.
A free cut?
Yeah.
He needs it.
How long are we here for?
I'm here for just tonight actually.
Tonight?
Yeah, at least tomorrow morning.
Tonight?
Not sure.
I don't know about times at night, to be honest.
Oh, sorry about that.
We're gonna be here a little later.
Yeah, I'll let you know like,
these are the clippers on you.
I don't know.
Uh-huh.
And I got the next time I'm back,
I got you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
How you doing?
How about you?
I'm good, I'm good.
Good.
Okay, so cool.
Which one are you most excited to see?
The one with the one eye or the one with the two eye?
Oh, we should have got popcorn.
Minions spin popcorn.
Oh!
Turn it more closer up.
Right there.
Oh.
I'm gonna just sneak one in
and a lot of water.
I'm gonna sneak it in.
Sneak it in.
Sneak it in.
This actually looks really good for a phone.
Tonight we steal the moon!
That's the Dominion's Zoo.
Don't be scared of me, Motherfucker.
You gotta do that to the minions.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I love you too!
I love you too!
I love you too!
I love you too!
Don't look behind you!
I love you too!
Wait, wait, wait!
Who goes back?
That's SpongeBob!
Oh no!
That's Lebron!
That is Lebron!
Yeah!
Hey, oh, not anymore!
I'm gonna push!
Enjoy the process!
Thank you!
You're too!
Why does it talk Minions to them?
Oh my God, Ashley's not the Minion.
Oh my God.
This is your big day.
This is your big day.
I need to look good for that.
Oh my God.
Hello Minions!
You want your moment? Go have your moment.
I want my moment in between the minions.
Hold on, I'm back! Back it up, Jerry! Back it up!
Back it up, Jerry!
Minions! High five!
Hey!
You farted?
Whoa! Hey!
Okay!
It's Minions! Alyssa, come on!
Guys! Hello! It's so nice to meet you!
Hello! Yes!
Can you guys tell me a little secret? Can you whisper something to me?
Ah! Oh my God! He's lying! They want like this!
You, you too!
Come try it, come try it!
They have so much to say! Ask them to tell you secret!
Come get your secret!
Spill it on me!
I don't want to put them in this anymore!
Oh my God, they're following you!
They're following you! They want you!
No! Leave me alone!
Bye! We love you!
Banana, banana! I don't know what you guys say.
Banana!
You're not removing me!
You met your idol! I got your opinions!
How do you feel now that you met your idol?
I want to win him off the unicorn!
We're gonna go win him right now!
Take that!
Abby!
Right there!
Game time!
Game time!
Here's a space killer!
Right here!
Look at the fluffy unicorn!
Oh my god!
Lacey! You have to win the fluffy unicorn!
Unicorn.
How do you win it?
You have to throw it into the colored balls.
How do I get the big fluffy unicorns?
You have to get it into the colored cup?
I'm just gonna be using the Simpson Plaza or...
Wait, it's $15 to play this game once?
Yeah.
But then for this one, if you're here for two days and you're getting it for three days...
What other games are you gonna try to win?
Well, any of these things are Simpson, but for Super Silly, you have...
It's alright here, not the water here, it's another game for the end.
What are the other two at the end? What do they do?
The other two are for the end.
If there's like, the go-star, if there's a member game,
we're just gonna get down here and get another one.
What do you think?
I think we're best
Where's basketball
We have to check it out
I was gonna game subscription. You sit on the thing that goes like this. Oh my god
There is a fluffy unicorn and it is a vegetable!
This is what I was made for!
How many do you have to make seven in?
You get the big ones?
I have to make seven shots to get the big unicorn.
Do you have a little key?
And a rope?
Me!
I want to make a big fluffy unicorn!
You want to go?
He's going to get it.
He's going to get it.
He's going to do it.
That's the biggest one.
You can do it.
Of course.
Oh my gosh.
You see the idea?
It's called the pyramid team.
They sell you a small unicorn,
but you can only win the big one.
Ten gifted from who?
Smoker.
Thank you for a ten gifted.
W-10.
We got it.
You know, I made five baskets in a row at your house.
Your house?
Okay.
So we can do this.
A little bit of a line here though.
Gotta make seven shots?
Excuse me sir, I have a question.
Is it seven in a row or just seven in a row?
Seven in a row.
Seven shots in a row?
in a row? I guess? I'm moving! You know that one? Seven in a row? I feel like I can do it.
What are you doing? What's that man? Bro, nobody is winning this game. I feel like I can
I feel like I could both be great. I feel like I could.
Oh, she can't get the points.
It's for $15 for one basket.
You don't have to look. $1.50 bucks?
How is it seven in a row?
Well, I actually have got the money. Let me on the floor. Hold on.
7 in a row is crazy.
I have to say, 7 in a row is crazy.
That's the biggest game I've ever seen of it seven in a row Jack
Seven in a row in a wig I don't know this
It's a quad rim
Yeah
I'm not there's no chance I'm leaving this station until I went that uniform. I'll let you know that right now
I don't care from here for three hours. Okay. Okay, then I mean I'm in the same boat
Not even the brawn James can make seven in a row you can after today
a lacy cat
We're gonna do this listen wait, what's the money ball?
Okay, realistically you can get three in I can get three in a row
Yeah
Does that make our mom better I don't think so I think we just know we play it
That's karma for scamming chat yesterday yo, when did I scam you guys?
It's games I'm always on practice my mind might be warm
And I'm sitting down while doing it makes even harder. I think actually you got an advantage. I can know you don't think so
I just want to practice
You get 10 shots and you have to make seven
No one's ever getting that you never know
Only one time, but you're just gonna be the one.
They put must be on the track at the end of the day.
It's a good thing.
Who would not be so honest?
Yeah, I know.
It has to be a perfect shot.
Oh my god.
Good for you to win there.
Big prize.
It has to be a perfect finish.
You're saying a perfect finish.
That's me.
I'm not even gonna be happy.
I'm gonna be happy.
You're gonna be better off.
What's the worst?
I think that's a really good thing.
I'll give it a try though, I'm gonna give it a try too.
So you're telling me I gotta make seven in a row?
Yes, there are seven in a row.
You can do it.
You can do it, you can do it.
Okay, what's the money ball?
And the money ball, if you buy a second time,
I will tell you all about it.
Option house here, alright, let's do it.
how is it second in a row where does it say that how many shots with one
buyin how much is it $15 isn't there the free game the free discount
membership the three games is only for the game card if you buy the game card
I'll buy that.
All right.
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I'm the guy from TikTok, yeah.
Can you take a photo?
Of course.
Okay, so, where are you from?
We got this.
I think we got it.
I think we got it.
I did everything we could.
I said it.
Can I get a one practice shot?
Fortunately, I can.
You're on a strict program here, eh?
I don't know.
I feel like Middle East still has strict law.
You can't believe this.
At least, if you mess up the one thing you start buying there.
What?
That's the thing. It's like if you're...
Ah, that's the only thing.
I can't.
I'll pre-enter this one.
Use a little tweezers.
Or one of the stockpipers.
All three here.
Oh, you're mom, you're getting hate, you're gonna get it.
You're gonna get it.
What do you want for a PC?
You wanna fight IRL?
You're so lit, I know you've got it.
Standing down is gonna be hard.
You wanna stand up?
No, at least I don't.
I got this.
One of us is gonna get it.
I know, I know it.
I literally know it.
Oh, no, this is literally just a money funnel, a full shoot.
I've never seen a bigger screen.
And then after, I'm going to get a three-shot and then we try and line up.
OK.
Oh, all those streets, I'm OK.
What's up, man?
How you doing?
I'm doing good.
Nice to meet you, bro.
You'll be doing better because you're sitting?
Because that's what I'm thinking, because literally, like, the way it's like.
I just feel like the practice shots I'm sitting now would be, you know, cool.
I'm shooting.
Only one person can shoot each game
I'll shoot the first
Seven shots per game
Everyone's I'm just gonna be so annoying I think like five three and the rest is bounce off the back
I have to stick to the same move.
I have to stick to the same move for the same game.
If you don't, you're gonna have to go through the top.
Alright, alright, alright.
Coming up, coming up, coming up.
Hey, there you go.
The parking sideways.
Whoa!
Great start.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
That's what we love doing.
This is not even possible, Lisa.
I don't even think Steph Curry could come here and make seven in a row.
Alright, alright, I want to eat this shaker.
Has anyone won that before?
Alright.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Chicken?
This is the biggest game.
You got a little baby chicken!
I'll take the chicken, give me a drink.
So it doesn't add up, if I make six next game, I don't get seven.
Also, whenever you start a new game, you're supposed to be seven.
Got it, I'll take the chicken, sure.
I'll take the chicken.
I'm making seven in a row, then you're making seven in a row.
Yeah, we are.
We're going to make 14.
We're going to have to make a new uniform for us.
Listen.
Use the motivation for us.
I need it.
You can do anything you put your mind to, motherfucker.
Hey, if you're going to need to make a uniform, there's something special.
You got one in.
What do you tell me what the money ball would be?
I'll need to buy the second game.
I just bought three.
You bought three games.
I don't know what they could get.
The thing is, the game card.
Oh, here we go.
I got to pay $60.
I gotta pay $60.
This bill is the money ball.
Money ball is the money ball.
Money ball is the money ball.
How do I get the money ball?
If you buy another $50.
If you buy it at the store and the franchise, you get the money ball.
Are you making shit up?
No, that's not what I'm saying.
It's about three cakes.
But guys, it's okay because look, we got this chicken that
three cents to make.
That's what you're doing.
No!
No!
I'll buy-
Wait, so if I- if I buy another $30, I get any games of Moneyball!
No, it's- it's my feet now.
How much is the uniform?
It's over, it's over.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, so soon.
It's easy to do.
It's easy to do.
Oh God, it's so easy for you.
It's killing me.
It's getting so much worse than I can imagine.
We're going to go home with 14 chickens.
Where's the like
We're gonna go home with 14 chickens. Yeah
You're supposed to put the ball in a hoopie as hard when it's a quintuple rim
I'm paying for a money ball game.
What do you mean, like, four in that game?
Yeah, four out of seven.
Sixty bucks a game?
I guess.
Sixty bucks a game for a money ball game.
What?
Okay, go go, chicken, right there.
Listen, it's your time and I'm gonna pay for a money bombing.
This is ridiculous, we literally just went to Vegas.
Don't be in Vegas street.
Come on, listen.
Look at the millions, he's thinking his tongue out right now.
What, you gonna shoot on this one or that one?
Yeah, I just gotta pull up.
That's kind of cool crowd washing.
You'll get all this stuff.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
All you have to do is make it run.
OK, so that almost took you out.
Yeah.
Look, no three-foot shot almost bounced back to the waterfall.
What? How's the water?
Both, baby.
OK.
Hey, I want in.
Oh, no.
Stay here.
Oh, no.
She makes two.
Only two.
Go upgrade your fries.
Yup, yup, yup, yup.
That's not it.
You need a lot of chalk.
Oh!
Alright, you want another sheet cake?
YES!
YES!
Give me the body ball. Give me the body ball.
No, give me the body ball.
Give me the body ball.
Give me the body ball.
Give me the body ball.
I want the orange one.
Give me the body ball now.
Alright.
I'm going to win this moneyball game, you're going to do it, you're going to do it, you're
going to do it.
Oh my God, I can't wait for this orange jacket.
God!
I'm so excited.
Third chicken of the day.
Yes!
Yes!
Give me the money balls.
We'll have the money balls.
What's up, bro?
All right, so the seven tries to blast the money ball.
Oh!
Wait, wait, wait, what?
You get seven balls and a money ball.
And a money ball for two?
The one and one is sponsored by one and one.
All right.
Okay, so I have to make five shots and a money ball.
Can we buy multiple money balls in the same game?
Yeah.
So I gotta pay $150 to get seven money balls.
Just give me one more game with a money ball.
The rules have changed.
You can just buy like seven money balls.
Yeah, I'm not a lot of that shit, man.
I don't even think I'd be able to get
Set it with 7 money balls you get
Can I buy 10 money balls?
So it's not even a possible for me to have seven money balls right here
How much would it be for seven money balls?
That's so worth it
That means you have to guarantee me.
So you get seven games.
Seven games, not seven shots.
So we have seven.
Where?
It's not multiple.
You get about seven money balls.
Seven balls work too.
How much?
150?
We'll be 150 for seven different games.
Give me one game.
Give me one game.
Give me one game.
Give me one money ball.
We can't slide you like 100 bucks.
100 bucks is no.
We'll put the camera down.
Put the camera away.
200 bucks.
What about three chickens that are nice and fluffy?
You can say hi, you're not taking it.
Just change your rules and you should have that spot.
Okay guys, I have a phone call.
Hi.
I'm going to say hi to you.
Okay, make a shot, okay?
We will.
Here you go.
Oh, we got a chicken.
Good job.
Thank you.
Do you want a chicken?
Yes.
Here you go.
Purple.
Oh, yellow or orange?
Orange.
Here you go.
Thank you so much.
Now we're matching.
Can I get a hug?
Yeah, of course.
Thank you so much.
No problem.
Enjoy the chicken.
What's up, man?
How you doing?
Thank you.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
How much are you gonna try to awesome this year?
I'm trying to find my purpose.
It doesn't even feel good about a wedding.
What if it's a one song?
If they don't make it to the picture.
I'm not allowed, I'm sorry dude.
Wait, so in the color cup game, do you think you have to make seven color cups in one go?
No, you have to make the color in the color cup.
It's one time.
Yeah, but you have to have the red ball in the red cup.
And then you have to sell your first born child and then you have to do your tax files and then you have to
Give me your money ball game right now. Give me a money ball game right now.
But only on Fridays is only when it works. That's your only time to actually work.
Oh, you guys have the same name.
Oh, it's like you guys are meant to be.
Okay, so I have eight shots right now. Eight shots.
You can do it.
You totally can do it.
And we're doing it.
What if I have him do the hammer game?
You think you can snap the shirt out of the hammer game?
You can do it.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
This is your prime time.
I think I'm gonna stand.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
Oh, snap, Lacey! Oh goodness gracious, Lacey! He's standing!
You might have missed in your wheelchair, but he's getting it in now.
Three money-boss shots.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
Last one!
Where's the money ball?
You got four. You can go to the big one.
This is my ball.
All you want.
What?
I should air in this one?
I got three.
So this will be double.
And I have four in right now.
You have four in plus.
You're gonna make two of these.
All right, all right, all right, let's see.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Six points in the shimber.
Oh, this isn't a dust-only bowl.
It will be made of only bone in.
No!
Whoa!
Oh, my God!
I got it!
Oh my God!
We got it!
Bro, you're actually him!
Oh my God!
Okay!
You did it!
You did the impossible!
I got the unicorn!
You did the impossible!
Oh my God, oh my God!
Do you know what this means?
Five out of eight shots is good.
good oh my god you actually might be good at basketball oh my god it was a
one-handed shot remind me of the 2023 carnival game
Oh my god the unicorn!
You did it!
Oh my god we did it!
It's so fluffy!
IT'S SO FLUFFY!
Oh my days!
There's no way.
This is the hardest.
Bro look at the freaking neck.
Look at the neck.
This is the hardest thing to win here.
It's the biggest fluffy of the world!
Yeah!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
We got to do this!
Oh my God!
Bro, you're saying, you're so fluffy!
It's so fluffy!
Oh my God, I can't believe you're so fluffy.
You're so fluffy.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yeah!
Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah!
Oh my God.
Oh my days.
You did it.
Bro, I'm actually never going to let this down.
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
I'm not allowed to do that.
I'm gonna steal your blood to beat up a U.S. warrior!
Thank you, you're the best.
Oh my God, I actually just got an internal rush.
Oh my, let me be honest.
When I missed the last shot,
I did not even, it came back though,
it came back and hit a O'Dell on him.
And then you got it in with one hand.
Guys, this is the hardest prize to win here.
And you won it!
I don't appreciate it!
Oh, basketball!
But it's okay, because you won it back!
It's okay, because I just got a big,
I got my first release in a while.
Thank you!
That's insane. Do you know you just did the hardest thing that you could do at this part?
You just did the hardest thing you could do at this part?
No, it's not the hardest because there is one other basketball game.
What is this?
Oh my gosh, the adrenaline rush I just got from the game.
Yeah, bro.
Dude, I wish there was an auto drive on it.
Like cruise control?
Look at this.
We can't. I'm so proud of you.
It was so nice to meet you though.
Okay.
We actually got the unicorn.
I can't believe you did this to me. You're actually him.
I'm gonna be honest.
You have to like hang this in your room or some shit.
Like this is like a prize.
No, that's like a prize. I'm like free now.
You have to like put it somewhere.
You want these? I have like 60 bucks.
I don't have a lot of bucks.
Hi, nice to meet you.
It doesn't matter, Tornacea. Don't let a shooter get hot.
Oh my God, wait. Is it like actually...
I think we're nice as tonight.
That's actually insane.
I saw the battle, but yeah, it was cool.
Like John Terry, I could really be deep out if I wanted to.
I wonder if there's any like mild rides I could go on.
go on. Maybe. I think it's since the try to go on. What is that one? You sit down like
in chairs and like the chairs move but I think like. You ever do my leg stay? No no you're
sitting on the floor. I'm alone. Is that fast and furious? Yeah I cannot go on the fast
and furious. You say I can go on this special? I don't know it's a car so you
It's in the normal car, right?
It's young.
Oh my god. Pog boy.
What do you want?
We can't repot us!
I think we should celebrate with a butter beer.
I'm so down for a bottle of beer.
I got us, even though you freaking spend a million dollars on trying to get to this.
Wait, you need some butter?
Where?
They're like, actually, you're not...
Bro!
It's genuinely so fluffy.
Mystery box
Can I please buy one?
Thank you, you're looking good
Do you want to carry it?
I'm having the best time ever. Okay. Are you kidding?
Well, it's come straight from the movie
Hey, where's the things?
They actually tried playing Fortnite!
Hey!
This is insanity!
You spent $1,000 on stuff already?
I'm gonna do another policy in case your balloon pops or you're still here today.
Come back with your pop balloon in your receipt.
We could replace it for one time in the next day.
Really? Thank you!
Wait, can I wrap it around my uh, around my car?
Yeah.
It's okay, just look into the mirror.
Wait, just be careful.
place this can bother later right now
where's Alyssa? I'm hitting people with my balloon brah
you scared me shi- really? what's up dude I'm not allowed to do pictures I'm sorry
Sorry, bro.
At least we don't have to hold this.
Can we put it on the back somewhere?
This could be blown up by this.
Then you just hold it for a little bit.
Beep.
Whoa.
What's this?
A bunch of fucking skate cut off.
Why is this so bumpy here?
Oh, my God.
We're going around.
Yeah, this is like me just fucking on a trampoline
right now.
Well, I've just run out of time.
You're not halfway.
Ah!
Shit.
It's the water on your shirt.
Oh!
Hello, sir.
Do you do magic?
Are you okay, sir?
I have magic! Look!
I'm a unicorn's horn!
I won't.
Maybe I will.
Maybe...
He said magic's for magicians.
He's a wizard.
We're going to Harry Potter room again with the wands and run back to someone who smells like a...
Oh my gosh.
Wait, do you want to go to Harry Potter thing?
We can make our own wand.
What?
Yes.
Are you dead ass?
Wait, I'm looking kind of down.
You know, I really wish I watched Harry Potter.
Yeah.
Where?
Boom, right there.
I have some blood in here.
This is my first session just a real quick.
I don't know how to say it.
Second place today.
Oh, I'm so sorry about that.
I was going to make your day back.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm such a terrible person.
Butterbeer, turn left.
Get some butterbeer.
What happened?
There's a butterbeer.
Perfect!
Who wants butterbeer?
Did you guys want it?
Do you want one?
Okay, so how many do you want?
Four?
Can I do four, please?
Now be careful, Alyssa,
because these, one will get you real drunk.
I don't think so I have a season pass. I've season pass
Did I do too ready we have season
Yes, please card. You see what we're doing. Look, let me check if it works
It's a line in January
Okay, I'm gonna pretend to do it ready. Let me oh, thank you so much here. Let me use my face card
Okay, so it's asking
Yeah, because nobody else can take it, because it's one of a kind, so you need to enter your
pin.
Well, everybody in the world's face card is technically one of a kind.
You know what?
Yeah, I know that.
That's why I'm getting Butterbeer with me.
You know what?
Twins.
Twins?
Yeah, see?
Yeah, see technically even if they're twins their their faces
What is amazing yeah for sure this is great actually yes, that's fine
Who just called us all in prison, y'all?
I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna ban you.
Corona and virus!
There's no corona.
Butterbeer!
Butterbeer!
Have you seen that other thing that's like, RULE BEER!
RULE BEER!
Hold here.
Crap, this is actually so good.
You gotta sip a little in the cup, and then, and then ready?
Oh my god, I'm getting old.
I'm actually getting old.
I'm actually getting old.
No cop order?
Seriously?
This is the best thing I've ever tasted.
Wow.
I'm not aligning the pictures.
Wait, what is that? That's a camera?
That's a glass camera. It works.
Wait, how does it actually work?
There's an SD card in here.
So, let me see real quick.
So, I go like this, and this the button?
So slick, so slick, because we're not allowed that's why.
Take it, take it.
Oops, what a horrible accident.
Oh no, I didn't mean to do that, Universal.
Uh-oh, sorry.
Thank you.
I'm a good one.
Good job, man.
Mmm!
You know what else happens?
I do tend to get some sugar rushes.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
And I was actually banned.
You know, Candy was banned from my house.
And I'm still in the sugarboard ban from my house.
So, so.
So!
I hope there's not a lot of sugar.
Ah, ah, ah!
Wow.
Look, you should have the top.
It's so sweet.
It's so good.
Look, can you do this, ready?
And then drink it.
Let me do it.
It's like a shot.
Oh my gosh, it's hog dumplings!
Hog dumplings!
Yeah, it is!
Yo, he's actually insane.
I don't know if he goes to pick the build-up.
Wait, where's the lawn thing?
I think it's back there.
Wait, this is kind of serious.
Straight ahead?
He's actually...
Whoa!
Look at all these lawns!
Excuse me, sir?
Do you guys do magic?
No, I messed it up!
I messed it up!
thumbs detached.
Magic.
Woah!
It goes like this, it's like this right?
Wait.
Wee!
Oh!
Ah!
Watch this one.
Ah!
Got you!
We gotta get a wand.
I think we should.
You know what she's calling my name?
That pink one with the crystal one.
What's the difference in wands that well this one's named Laurel do you think to have a yanny
I don't want to get
What?
Elm?
Do not leave my side for Miss Unicorn.
Not listening to me.
We need to name her.
I have a name.
Miss Unicorn.
Garfunkel.
Garfunkel?
That might be the worst name I've ever heard for a unicorn in my life.
Really?
Have you heard the name Nicholas?
Nicholas is a cool name.
Nicholas is a cool name. It sounds like danger. That's what it sounds like when I hear it sounds like danger garfunke
No, it doesn't yes, it does Garfunkels. This sounds like like a little nerd
I think you're having a sugar rush. I don't think it is even started my belly hasn't even gotten warm yet
That's the first sign. I don't think
Are these sugar-free?
How much sugar is in these?
60 grams.
Wait, do you know the exact...
Do you think over like 20?
If you saw them cooked, you're done for.
Let me ask you.
What wand do you guys recommend I should buy?
Wait, I'm gonna talk in an accent.
What wand should I encompass?
Have you guys been to the Ollivander's Wand Shop yet?
Is this the Oliveander's Wandshop yet?
No, what's that?
This is the one from here, an extension of the Oliveander's Wandshop, but the official
Oliveander's Wandshop is going to be here at the end, like the first right one next
to the red part.
Thy wand would like thy wand.
There they can do an official wand pairing ceremony where you either get chosen by
a wand with like the lights on the music and the...
What!
I just got a smoother.
Are you a ceremony?
You might not be chosen because you'll go into a room full of people and come on
into the show.
You're chosen
Shopping some of actually go one way without the personality. I think oh my god, and I'm gonna do this
I mean, can you please pick me?
They're gonna pick me
They'll be staring over just running screaming. Okay
I I believe have a good day protect the kingdom
I thought it was the wrong curse!
I think this is why they didn't take us, I'm so sorry.
You're stroking their wands, are you fucking kidding me?
They said don't touch the wands and you touch their wands.
I thought I was going to the wrong curse.
We're gonna kick out the park
because you didn't, hands off their wands.
You touched their wands in the park.
Now we're gonna kick out.
I can't believe you touched their wands!
I'm very disappointed.
This is thy kingdom.
The name's Harry. Harry Potter.
Don't always tell him. Mario and the Leechy.
Crossfix my kingdom. Mario and the Leechy have crossed into the Harry Potter universe.
How you doing?
It's his birthday too!
It's everybody's birthday today!
Happy birthday, man!
Happy birthday, man!
Get out of my way, please, bro!
Let's see!
I'm gonna be late!
Hey, come on!
Look at my t-shirt!
Hey, my name is Ben!
Hey, my name is Ben!
Let me try!
Excuse me, guys.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Right behind you guys.
Sorry!
Excuse me, excuse me.
It's like Kingdom.
What's up, bro?
Yeah, yeah, bro, go ahead!
It's good, man.
What's up, man?
Where do you guys go?
I got you to upload stuff on my head on the daffy.
No photos, no photos, I'm sorry about that.
Where's this stuff at?
Right here, no?
I'm not allowed to walk.
Wait, is this it right here?
Yeah.
I want a wand!
Wait, is this to get the wands?
Okay, so I have to skip the line?
No.
Thank you!
I'm not allowed man, I'm sorry dude.
Where are you going?
There.
Once we drop these, we're going to come and have the experience of a time to retire.
How soon is the next one?
I'm going to show every five minutes.
What is it? It's 8 p.m. and we have a show every 10 minutes.
Are you a wizard?
Yeah, I'm living here.
So you live here?
Yeah.
So where do you sleep?
I sleep right up there at night.
What school is it?
So you live three years.
So you never leave this area?
Now it's actually quite sad, I kinda wanna explore your world, I don't live up here, so I'll sneak you out, meet me outside, and I'll take you on my back to the park.
She's a shit bullshit, she's a stupid, she's lying.
She's lying.
Alright, take pictures, bro, we're gonna get kicked out, sorry bro.
Who just declined a picture?
She's lying.
I'm not buying that shit.
How can I catch her in a lie?
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Dude, where are you from LA?
Or something like that.
Have you guys ever had in and out?
So you've never had in and out?
Just here.
Are you guys going to come back for the show?
Yeah.
You're not going to come back for the show?
Of course bro, thank you man.
Appreciate you.
What's up?
My phone number.
I'll run it, I'll run it.
You guys are meeting, girl.
Are you okay? Are you glitching?
I think I actually just genuinely started glitching.
Yo, hey, my friend want a picture.
You can't take pictures, man.
Sorry.
Take it down.
Oh, my lady.
What's that noise?
It's a writing. It's writing the book!
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done with my drink. I want to make a wand now.
One now
This is fuck I don't want to throw it out. Yeah, let's stop chill Jack
Hello thank you so much
What's a meat pie?
A meat pie?
Are you done in a sec?
Do you want to make a wand now?
We have to.
I have like three minutes before it's your treat date.
I chunked it.
Uh-oh.
Where did I put my stuff?
It didn't be a real nice history.
Come on, let's make a wand!
I was gonna choose me
Okay
Wait, she said she has to go to lunch?
Yeah, we've got a wizard's gotta eat too much
So you guys have scheduled lunches
But you're here, you live here
Yup, we caught you, we caught you again
We still gotta do our job
It's still working, we've got all of it
So when do you do the magic?
All day, every day
So how do you how do they choose who gets the special how what one power
So that they feel magic magical powers for you they give you a long
Oh my gosh.
Dude, are you feeling that bad?
That's an automatic kick.
Chad, do you guys think they're going to feel me?
Oh, yeah, yeah, right there.
Skrrt!
I think in in Harry Potter there's four different houses the double warts the
The Griffin-Starts.
The Griffin-Starts?
Pumple Whits.
Double-streaming.
What's up guys?
How are you doing here in Warsaw?
I'm just at the University of Chile.
Are you guys in the House of Pumple Whits?
No.
Nice to meet you guys.
I'm in the Double-Shorts.
Double-Shorts.
I'm a Double-Short.
It must be like birthday day or something.
I don't know what their birthday is.
Why is everyone's birthday there?
You know it's my birthday.
It is my birthday, yeah.
It's my birthday, babe.
What's that?
My birthday, babe.
Maybe a thing that you get on your birthday jumbleweed?
I don't know.
It's him that says it's my birthday.
Yeah.
Well, I get that, yeah.
You can't get it inside the way that he wants it.
It's over the mother wall right outside.
I don't even want a birthday sticker, I just want a wand.
I just really want a wand. Hi, nice to meet you.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, what's happening?
Wait, wait, wait, it's actually kinda cool, I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, so you'll be...
No, no, you'll be doing a little nubba.
Okay, I got you.
Yeah, I'm gonna do a donut-sour facing her.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
There we go.
Alright.
Stay safe.
You're back up.
Right here.
You guys got it?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Fucking up the immersion.
What did you say?
Come on in.
Fuckin' help the immersion crazy bird.
Ha!
He just put a lock into the...
Well, it comes like, can you fucking back up?
Oh, man.
Can you reverse it?
He's already putting it reverse.
Come on in.
Let the peter panderl, bro.
Yo, okay, so boom.
All right, hello everyone and welcome to all the Vanders.
Your one thing experience is about to begin.
Please silence any vocal devices you have brought with you today.
I want you all in the shot, feel free to record or take any pictures,
but just make sure that the flash is obviously going to be quite distracting
to the one deeper who is ready to meet you now.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, it's you.
I know this.
What's all this then?
I have a group for you.
Have you?
No.
I'll be back for you, beautiful girl, you hold everybody in the room, we just use that.
And I'll protect you too.
Yes.
I'm going?
All the way down.
All the way down is going to come straight over the end to me.
Straight to me.
Straight to me.
Straight to me.
Straight to me.
I'm over here though.
Yes.
Sorry.
My power's going to make me see double.
This is your entourage?
Yes, this is my entourage.
Everybody over on this side of the room, please.
Absolutely, yes.
The person that I came to know.
Willow.
Willow.
Willow.
Willow.
Willow.
with our backs against the wall, two rows tall,
which is the first and the next.
Kind of hard on the way.
The next knots tall standing tall.
That's just to make sure you take care of your feet.
You're just good to my feet.
Yeah, I'm not a tall, not a tall.
He's talking about the feet.
Oh.
Oh, I'm just kidding.
She's talking about me.
To me, I'm going to go tall.
I'm going to go that way.
I don't remember the classic from Silky in the turn.
I'm not tall, not tall, not tall, not tall, not tall,
Come to me, come to me, tall in your cup.
Well, there you go.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
In your cup.
In your cup.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
Follow that.
Make us five balls, that's 382.
And you see, I am the ball.
I see many of you are here to witness a wand fitting, yes?
Yes, yes.
I'm sorry.
But I do ask you to complete during this minute.
Oh, it's time.
Please come up to the ground for a minute.
Charlotte, darling, which is your one arm?
Your right or your left?
Can I have your right arm?
Can you extend your right arm towards me?
Done.
Now, Charlotte, you may know that every other
band has one to make a wood.
But there are only a few types of wood that are of one
quality.
And each wood has one of three powerful forms.
A magical substance.
We use it in our mornings.
Phoenix tail feathers in our heartstrings.
Now note that all of that responds are exactly like just as no two unicorns.
Phoenix days or dragons are exactly like that.
And you will never get the same result.
Charlotte.
Charlotte, this is a wall.
This is a very sophisticated surface.
Wand, 13 and 1 half inches.
The next table.
It's a bit dark.
It's a messy light.
Charlotte, please extend your wall like this.
We have to concentrate on the typical wall.
Charlotte, what you're going to do Charlotte
Charlotte is like the tip of your wand, by saying the spell of the Lubots.
Well done, Charlotte.
Now's the night!
Oh, okay.
Easy, ever-jakes!
I say it!
Charlotte!
We've learned two things about you.
One, you're very strong.
And two, this is not your fault.
Um.
Charlotte, question your way down.
Here's your name.
Up here is Tom.
That man's got a nice little tattoo.
Right over here.
Charlotte, this is a wonderful studio.
This is a very adventurous spot.
This is there to give one half inches.
You look on.
Come over here, Charlotte.
You see the long boxes?
They are young cats.
What I'd like you to do, darling, is bring me a long,
long, long boxes,
and I'll bring down the very long long boxes
by saying to spell it out here,
the long box.
Okay?
And you have one done.
One done.
Oh, hold it.
Repairing?
Oh, sorry.
We've learned another two things about you.
One, you're extraordinarily strong.
And two, this is awesome.
Okay.
Now, it's always been clear
for those of us who have studied one law,
that the one that chooses you
is what's not always key.
But it's not always key.
It's not always key.
It's not always key.
It's not always key.
That's the one right there!
Now who is the shark?
If you are a shark, you can start with the count down, we can do it when we are ready.
Brother Resty, thank you so much for visiting me at our Vanders.
If you step right through this door, you just might find the one that is waiting for you.
Do enjoy the rest of your day here at Octane and do find a lot of snowing out there.
What's up?
Just out there.
What's Charley doing to deserve a wand?
I need a Charley. I get a wand. Where's my fucking wand?
Huh? Where's my fucking wand?
I feel like a wand for T-Banks.
Brings are easy.
What do you think you're gonna want?
I'm just pissed!
I am just pissed!
You know I also had a unicorn on?
Sure.
I still get a wand.
No, but the wand didn't choose me.
Are we dead ass?
I had a unicorn!
Why did Shardway deserve a wand?
Because she was cute and small and was fat and tall.
I don't want to walk.
I wish it.
I wanted to walk.
I wish it was a thing that you can't always hit.
Then I can stop making these drugs, but I can't.
I'm afraid.
What's up, man?
Hey!
Shit!
I'm gonna get a walk.
I'm gonna leave Harry Potter and I'm gonna go to Super Nintendo.
Yeah, me too.
Let's go punch Joe to the face.
I am just...
I'm not special enough to get a walk.
Hey!
I don't know why I didn't give you a walk.
This way.
This way.
I didn't give you all that.
It's this way.
I am.
Yo, I was just lying.
What's up, guys?
What's up, bro?
How you doing?
I'm not allowed to be here.
Do you have a wand?
It's always all lazy.
Can I get a picture of not lazy?
Were you chosen for a wand?
There's no way we're just sad for that show
to not get a wand.
Shut that little shit down.
You see, she was like, woo!
This is not your wand.
Like, yeah, no shit, Sherlock!
Why am I going so slow?
I am just pissed.
Talking about some unicorn hair.
You got unicorn hair!
You've got unicorn hair in your wand!
Well, I'm havin' a piss and I got unicorn hair!
I got unicorn hair in my wand too!
You wanna see it?
I'm so pissed!
I'm just pissed!
Of course!
My chat hasn't loaded in three years and three nights.
We deserve a lot!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cold stuff!
Hey there!
I'm having a piss!
Well, how do you keep changing personalities?
That's the new one.
That's the new one I just developed after my game release.
I'm switching!
Ah!
Okay.
Okay.
I'm having a piss!
I'm in the bed!
Let's go to Mario and Luigi Land. Where's the dad?
Good bro, keep the chat away.
I'm over there.
Wait, is that mist?
I think it is.
Oh listen, is that mist?
Yeah.
It's my unicorn wound making it.
I'm sorry.
I'm not texting and driving.
I'm reading chat and driving.
There's a card shop?
Wait, where?
Right here.
Oh my God, it's a donuts.
Melissa.
After your butter beer is gluttonous, in fact.
How much sugar do you want?
I'll have you to pay.
Yes, listen.
Do you think if you had Phoenix or you would have gotten a wand or what?
What is Phoenix?
I don't know.
They said the wand could be made out of Phoenix, but I don't think they're-
I don't think there was a chance that hell I was getting a wand on.
I'm having a piss!
A crusty burger!
Is this crusty crap?
No, this is pepper.
Wait, where are we?
Oh my god, we're in the Simpsons land!
We're in Springfield!
Where's Bart?
Basketball!
No, this is Patrick!
We're on Krusty Krusty Land.
I see Spurty way.
I see.
I've got fast Spurty way.
Take your time.
Oh, I see something with my little eye.
There's no way I can make it.
I'm gonna stay down.
I don't wanna come under.
I want that fuck off.
Listen, you're a bitch.
One day it wins.
Really?
Why is it a win though?
What are you waiting for?
From behind the blue line, 4 for that bad guy.
Did you have to make 4?
Yeah.
This is like a college 3.
You gotta make it to the right time.
Are you gonna hold it?
Of course.
Wanna do one game?
Yeah.
I'm not allowed to participate.
No, I'm sorry.
Where's the Simpsons ride at?
Should we do it?
I don't think I can make a shot on one leg.
A hundred K. What?
I can't give you a hundred K bro.
Do you pay it or no? Do you pay for us?
I don't know.
Hey, Macy, it's like, I'm gonna go for it.
Bring it on.
Okay.
Oh, Macy.
Yeah, just one.
I don't think I'm even able to do anything here.
Do you need it?
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, unless I think you're gonna have to take it over.
I can do it.
No, you're shh.
I don't think they're all gonna say like that.
I don't think I can shoot from here off one foot.
I can't.
This young man paid for your trash.
I got you, Macy.
Thank you, Rob.
Appreciate you.
I love you too, thank you for paying dude.
Yeah.
Thank you, Greg.
It's on Flick.
Appreciate you, dude.
Thank you so much.
It was sweet.
Thank you.
How are you?
How are they son?
How are you?
How are you doing?
I got it, I got it.
I got it.
I don't think I can make it off one foot from here.
Happy birthday, bro.
What day is your birthday?
All you're saying is take it, two on fours?
I don't know if I can make it from this line.
Try it and then I'm going to try it.
I don't know if I can even.
Yo if I make one I'm not going to lie.
So how many do I have to make? Just one?
Just remember you are gonna have 30 seconds. Just make sure you stay on that middle hoop only.
If it doesn't make it to another one, it's not gonna count, okay?
Just take this yourself.
Are you ready? 3, 2, and 1. 30 seconds on the clock. Go ahead.
Almost, almost.
You got it, you got it.
Got it.
Okay, y'all, what time you got it?
20 seconds left.
Ooh, very close, very close.
Almost, almost.
What?
Very close.
10 seconds left.
And last one, it's up.
All right, very close.
I'm gonna get one couple of them in my face.
Okay, so we're gonna try to get a big job.
We did fantastic!
That's right, get your legs broken!
I got you right here.
Come on, you need to...
Let me get my stuff.
Fuck you, man.
Let me get my stuff.
I'm sorry, they said no.
I'm sorry, they said no.
That's right here.
Dude!
That was close!
And I can't even jump!
I'm shooting off one foot, you're lost!
I mean I hope I'm not shooting off one foot
And a clutch will rip, frick you
I wanna play that one
One sec, one second
Do you have the other one?
Well that's not my neck
We can beat the pump the blue
This one's too easy bro
We have it
We can beat that here
Like, no reaction
I'm backing up
I wanna ride, yeah bro
fucking idiots
Wait, so we get eight pops we get to win that bar sims for this one
Yeah, let it go only be one on your second
But your first thing you get seven and then your second game you get an extra fish on you both throw
Yeah, you guys can share
Let's win that bar since you guys want to do one game or you want to try them like this
We want to win that one are you in that one?
We'll take two games.
You can stack up the points so the games will be separate, okay?
So if you get like more on your first game, then you try to bring those ports to the second
So how do you get eight pops it?
On your second game you get eight of them.
On your first game you can't win them.
So I gotta pop all eight?
Yeah.
On your second game.
Still ahead.
Do you not just stand close?
Listen we gotta lock in here.
I might do the side method again.
Unicorn? Stay.
I'm backin' up.
Other seven.
I feel it free.
Oh god, I feel it free.
Alrighty, man.
You guys are welcome to share, okay?
Men among pops is gonna be two.
You guys can win a capybara with a balsa if you get 2 out of it.
Wait, that's actually a cute 2 out of 90 points.
No, go for a 2 out of 4, 5, 6, and 7 over there.
And you guys are picked to go?
You first or me?
You first.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Hey, that's one pop.
Very close.
It's all good.
This is only the first game.
Hey, that is 2.
Come on, let's unlock 8.
Come on, just get 3.
Oh my god, oh my god, I messed it first!
You can throw that, and he'll end up on the moon.
Oh, just keep going, just keep going.
Go for it, go for it.
That is four.
Ooh, that is five for the three.
Why are you so good at talking?
Get the next one, get the next one.
First thing, guys, you guys get to take home this panda, is that okay?
Or do you guys want one thing from this wall as well?
You guys don't know that.
What do we want?
I think the panda is your panda.
It's you, you got all the pops.
What do the panda? What do the panda?
You do the other game! You do the other game! I asked you to score!
Alright guys, you guys can say that in front of the camera.
So I gotta get eight?
I can do it! I can do it!
I know you're just bullshitting!
It's a limit! I think you're doing drugs.
It's like a drug.
And don't be scared to throw it with some pressure.
All right, you may need to be good to go. I just did that one for the bigger
Whenever you guys are ready, okay? Good luck
That is one
Let's see if one has two
Five
Four
Five
Okay, I'm going bottom orange.
It's all good. You can still get them over if you get all of these in.
You get this one and I'll get the body fall.
3, 2, and 1 go.
30 seconds.
Do it!
Get lost in another game!
Get lost in another game!
Oh man.
Hold it.
20 more.
Go ahead, go ahead.
30 seconds.
What?
What?
I'm not sure what to do.
It's okay.
No, give me the game.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
What are we doing again?
This one.
3, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Hey guys, you guys still get a prize?
You guys want to get a panda again?
No.
Skip.
Skip.
Skip.
It's a nice thing around.
Okay, I lost it. I lost it. I can do it again. You know your tip on the door is a fantastic tip.
See the thing is, look at how small my balloons are.
So we have eight throws. We have to hit seven out of eight.
Yeah.
We can do that.
Get a perfect string and get the ball on the thing.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay guys, here you go, you're seven so much, and I owe you one more out real quick.
Whenever you guys are ready, you guys are good to go, okay? Good luck.
Come on Alyssa, let's do this.
Just be careful, sometimes the wind does make it go a little bit forward. Do not go for that one.
Just go for the shiniest one you see.
It's okay. Now you can't miss for the rest of the game.
Let's see. That is warm pop.
Two.
Come on, what's up?
Oh my god, oh my god!
It's okay, it's okay. That's three.
Four.
Ohhhh.
How to get behind a balloon. How's that possible?
How does the beam back up behind a balloon?
Like that game was taking us a whole space right there.
It's all good. Is there any more in there?
All right, you do get one extra one. This will be counted as two points, okay?
You got it!
Oh!
No, give us another game!
This game is one, two, three, four!
I don't want the prize! Give us another game!
I got you guys right over there whenever you guys are ready.
I got it!
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose the house!
I'm losing the house! I'm selling the kids!
We are not leaving here till we get that
Dabbar Simpson.
I'm selling the kids!
I'm selling the kids!
We didn't go to Vegas, it's okay!
Alright, you guys don't get a nice room, okay?
Okay, boo!
I'm not gonna lose it!
I'm not losing this!
You're so wrong!
Take a picture like it's yours!
I'm falling!
I need you to last!
I'm falling!
I'm so not this!
Here you go, I still...
Oh, you one more, just give this one a second.
Okay, so cool!
That red one's so...
Oh, Ragi, y'all!
Y'all are good to go!
Okay, take your time though.
Rush that off!
All right, first it was good luck
when you did last time.
Let's see, let's see.
Does one...
Oh my god! I'm going to rip my stomach out of my throat!
Hey, that's two!
Come on, Elixir.
Come on, Elixir!
What are you doing?
Oh my god.
It's okay. You can keep shooting.
It's okay. I paid for the game. I'm gonna pay for another one.
You got 107 pops as well.
Nice.
Good, good, good.
Just keep shooting.
I even got no beans in it!
Let's see. Let's see.
Nice.
Nice!
Oh my god.
And then I owe you one more. This meat on it has two points. Okay. Oh
You did get seven you're welcome to take on the bar max a little up there
So I I need you to just make one okay
Hey, little pillow, huh?
Watch the pillow.
Oh, yeah!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, let's go.
Come on.
Okay, I got it.
You can do this.
Okay.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
The other game, I got like four of them.
You got three.
Come on. Come on, Alyssa. Our game right here.
Come on, work!
You! Oh, my!
Focus, Matt. Focus.
Alright, guys. I owe you a few more, okay?
You guys are good to go, okay?
Let's see, let's see.
It's all good. It's all good.
You can't miss the board.
That's one pop right over there.
Two.
Three.
Woo!
One.
Five.
There's no beans in there.
Sass!
Okay, ready?
Oh my god.
This comes up to a...
I'll give you ten points every once in a while.
Which includes the best.
Here we go.
If you were to buy any more individual games...
Yeah, go ahead.
Whenever you are ready,
you got balloons right over there.
Whenever you're ready.
I
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
Look how cool it is though!
Oh!
Oh my gosh!
What's it am?
Hey Mark!
It's Homer.
That's LaMicki. Hey thank you bro!
Thank you so much!
Excuse me guys, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
You got this.
All right.
So much for that.
So much for that.
What's up?
What?
What's up?
What's up?
Are you guys doing really?
All right, everybody, put that in your head.
How you doing, bro?
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
I need to get a little hot.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
You got to keep walking.
I got to keep walking.
You got to keep walking the wrong way, take a walk and take a walk.
All right, listen, we got to go on the homerider.
Check, can I do the homeriders?
They're going to hurt my leg.
They're going to hurt my leg.
You sit down, you sit down.
Yeah, it's like a chair.
It's like a chair that just moves.
I get a picture.
Lacy bro, you're actually Lacy.
Come in.
Uh, hi there.
You're gonna get out and sit down to get out of the car?
Get out of the car?
Yeah, we have a car that is for more people to grow.
You've got to get out of here if you think it's in the car.
I think, I should.
You can get through me and sit in the car, right?
Yeah, I see.
Is it full event or can I have it like this?
You can do it like that but it's gonna shake a lot.
So I don't know if it's gonna do it for you or me.
But it shakes violently.
It shakes violently.
Really?
Violent?
It shakes.
Homer Simpson's gonna shake.
Excuse me guys, guys.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
There's gotta be, there's gotta be something I can ride.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
Thank you, have fun.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't want to go on the tour.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't want to go on the tour.
It's an hour and a half long tour.
It's so boring.
We should turn around.
Let me go this way, this way, this way.
What?
Is this the way to Mario?
Sure thing, there's at least one ride here that I could go on.
There's a lot of things where you just sit and it's like a screen.
Okay, that's what that was?
We're the homers, I gave it to you a little kid.
Wait, we're going into Harry Potter again?
Oh no, turn around, turn around.
Let me bust the U.E.
It wraps up something else though, right?
No, let me go all the way around again.
Bust in the U.E.
I'm waiting for you, I'm sorry, I'm going fast.
Elevator down?
Let's do that.
Hey, happy birthday, bro.
Thank you so much.
Okay, so cool.
Let's?
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
Okay, so cool.
Okay, so cool!
You sure attracted us?
Yeah, we got it guys.
I'm gonna get you guys food.
That's okay.
I'll reach out.
I'll reach out.
Holy shit.
Maybe on the way out.
Yeah.
Okay, stop the boom.
Okay, stop the boom.
What's up, motherfuckers?
What the fuck?
Let me get some.
Wait, where is it?
Yo, let's go to fucking Mario World, dude!
I'm ready and I'm gassed up, brother! Let's go!
Let's go to Mario World, dude!
To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right!
And stop, everybody!
And stop, everybody!
And stop, everybody!
Coming through, coming through, coming through!
Coming through, coming through!
Alright, alright, alright!
Really creeps up the water.
Oh
Chad we're probably gonna f while we're in here so just keep that in mind when we're going down in the stream. Cut that alright
It's my real voice
Huh, man?
Do you think we can get a free another balloon?
Yeah, I thought we could do that.
Oh my god!
We got infinite helium glitch, bro.
See? Yeah.
She said just come back with the pop balloon.
That's actually infinite helium glitch.
Backing up! Backing up! Backing up!
That's just so loud. You guys don't know how loud this shit is.
Like, what are we...
Terry, back it up! Terry, back it up!
Well, we were in the Harry Potter world and we were trying to be immersed.
Did you hear that shit? It was just blaring?
Stay out of the way!
Oh, shit.
Thank you.
Yo, is there any Mario experts in the chat?
Or any universal experts in the chat that can tell me if, uh,
if there's any ride I could go on that wooden part of my leg at all?
Do you think if there's universal, like, uh,
What do you mean?
You know, like the Disney adults, like the Peter Pan girl?
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Definitely.
I wonder if there's universal, like, fanatics.
Wait, where are we?
Holy Agus.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
Take some stuff.
Wait, for what?
Oh!
They're saying the Mario Kart line.
Oh!
I love Mario Kart!
They're saying the Mario Kart one.
Oh!
I love Mario Kart!
Care us off.
Secret life of pets?
You can do the Jurassic Park!
I was sucking on it.
Are you having fun?
She said it, she said loss doesn't count.
Are you having fun?
I'm having a blast.
Okay, good.
I'm having a blast.
Good.
Good!
I just really want to go on one ride.
I know.
I think we have one.
I think we can do one.
Because I'm having fun.
And we got some homework stuff in this.
What did he do?
Are we talking about that?
No way you'll just plot my balloon.
We're gonna have to get another one.
Wait, where's Mr. Holmes?
They're saying we can go on to see them,
they're saying it's money.
Where's Homer Simpson?
We did that one.
No, no, where is he?
I'm looking at him.
Homer Simpson?
You gave him away?
You gave him away?
I gave him to a little kid.
A little kid said, hey, it's my birthday.
Can I have Homer, and I'll take a shirt.
Yeah, I just gave him like shirt.
I'm confused, what is picking the up?
It's those hoos.
We can hear you?
What if you go on the Jurassic Park?
You know, oh my god, wait!
There's a huge drop at the end, right?
You could take the chat on the Jurassic Park, but I can't go on it.
I will risk my fear for all of those sisters to take Chow on it.
On the Jurassic Park?
Oh my, I think I'm going to die real on that shit.
I would think I would actually pass away.
There's a huge drop.
I do it I do it I do it for you guys I'm actually so scared like like you even
talking about it I'm sweating but I'll do it I think I might cry before like the
problem so we'll go on we'll go on see your life of pets and then you'll go on
I'm going to go by myself.
I'm going to go by myself?
Wait, 15 to 20 minutes?
Back it up, Jerry!
There's no other way to get to...
Is there any other way besides the escalator to get to Mario?
Shut that little shit down.
The ashes come from the first stop.
and you flat line.
That's what that sounds like.
Ew, ew, ew.
What?
First of all, your hands are literally black
from the bean bag.
Oh my God.
I'm sure he didn't even check who's fucking leg that was.
He just started munching, bro.
McDonald's sound.
It's always heavy on the wheelchair.
Make the McDonald's sound.
It ain't, it ain't, it ain't.
Lance, you're hilarious, bro.
Bro, I can't believe I just had a sour pickle for fucking lunch.
That's why hanging around the place you guys...
Should I go on the Jurassic Park ride?
My heart is pounding. I think that's why I should do it.
Guys, it's not disgusting. It's still warm.
Yeah, because it's boiling in the sun.
SONION!
There's a fly on his fucking leg.
Where?
It's actually nasty.
You're actually-
I can shower in 16 days.
SONION!
You put the bunion in Sonion, that's too good.
Yeah, this right here, this is hitting.
Is it?
Sonia!
You actually did something wrong here.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
It's coming!
It's coming!
Hey!
Yo, seriously dude?
What the fuck?
Yo!
What the fuck was that?
I just want to rip out that way!
We missed the bus, motherfucker!
Oh, it's coming back!
Wait, this looks like a fun ride!
only Jurassic Park cosplay right now in front of us
Okay, so cool.
Let's go!
That's his butt.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I didn't expect you to like getting me a little gas.
Getting me a little gas.
Okay.
Don't gas the bus.
Please.
I'm gonna be so pissed.
Yeah, one second.
Oh, a bunch of wheelchairs.
Yeah, what's the best old-school song, you guys think?
Like, what's the best 3,000 songs?
Um...
I think it's not...
Everybody wants to rule the world!
Everybody wants to rule the world!
Oh, that is a good one. That is a good one.
I don't know if it's the best, but it's definitely...
Young's your zone?
Or anything like that.
Wait, when did Mr. Brightside come out?
And now it's a...
Yeah, I'm gonna say that's only actually quite a bit.
Me too.
The best little whore in the whole house.
What is this?
Fire the counter.
Fire the counter.
On 2007.
Now she's such an...
Here we go!
I have another Mario World.
Go! We're doing it!
We're gonna see Mario League.
Wait a minute.
Do I get off?
Yeah, do you want to go back to your seat?
This is a fun little bus.
This is a nice ride.
Yeah.
It's not a short bus.
This is a fun little bus.
This is a nice ride.
It's got a short bus.
This is where they park.
Is it burning?
A little bit.
It's okay.
You put it in park?
What?
It's probably going to start rolling.
You don't have to park.
I didn't put it in park.
I didn't put it in port.
you
you
you
you
you
they filmed Universal Studio movies. So this is one of the mini-intel stories.
Yeah, this is where the... Look, that's where America's Got Talent was filmed right then.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This actually changed everything for me. I thought this was just like storage or some shit.
Yeah, look, oh my god. Actors have seen this thing. They've seen shit.
That's actually so cool. I never knew that.
they don't film animations dude yes they do they're not animated it's real
the minions are real we just met them yeah they're in the costumes you guys
just saw wait I swear I just saw an actor back there
It's you!
It's you!
Whoo!
Whoo!
They're totally giant!
This is like the back of Mount Rushmore!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
What the hell?
What is that?
Oh, there's one for the car.
Oh, shit.
I hear a quake.
Oh, you're flying a broom.
It's there.
What's this guy?
Didn't know you were a Swifty.
Brother, I'm at everything, brother.
I'm more of a barf.
Oh, are you now? I'm on the barf.
Well, I wish I could go on that water ride out of the slum.
I'm just harassing you.
Predator's ghost?
Yeah, I wanna go on the Predator's ghost.
Why are my hands black?
Are yours like that?
No.
How are we squishing that beanbag or maybe it's from your wheel?
You okay back in here?
Oh, I can back it up, Terry.
Wait, so is the tour, is the tour like a tour of all this?
Yeah, way more than I did.
Well, that'd be something cool to do off-street.
Not all this time of year, so we have permission to see the stages.
Today?
No way, all the time.
We'll see you in the next video.
Back to the stairs!
Hold on!
I'm doing it in despair.
They see me rollin' in a 80-10!
Tryna catch me ridein' dirty, tryna catch me ridein' dirty!
Look at him goin', look at him goin'.
He's the man who's become.
Earlier today, he needed somebody to roll his wheel later.
Now he's being so nice.
Oh my gosh, I see Mario in the video.
Oh, the last time I came here, I didn't know who I was even built yet.
Really?
I haven't seen it.
That was a long time ago.
Yeah.
You must have been like, what, that was like six years ago.
Yeah, I was young.
You must have been like 24 or something.
Sure.
Have you seen it?
You've been there?
Yeah.
I need to see it now.
Many of times.
That's a hard thing.
Transformers!
I love Transformers.
I'm going to the cafe.
Chad, are you a YouTuber?
What?
Are you not a YouTuber?
I'm not a YouTuber.
Oh my gosh!
How you doing?
Six at the van.
Ha ha ha!
Where'd you put the 6-7 on the road there, eh?
Oh!
A hundred plus drink choices, oh my God!
Have a one inch cheese pizza!
Oh, brother!
It's me, Mario!
Kill the guys! Kill the guys!
Wait! I don't even have a...
No, you wouldn't have got to remember this.
Kill the guys! Kill the guys!
What the fuck? You're disgusting!
WHAT THE HELL?!
Oh my god, wait! Oh my god!
Actually, in my face is the...
BELZER'S KINGDOM!
Oh my god! Yo, I'm actually on a plane.
He says he's on a plane.
I know, go get the boat up there.
I want to go in the movie!
Wait!
What happened?
I don't know!
Watch it!
Haha!
Okay, what is it doing?
Is it broken?
I think it's broken.
Wait, what's in here?
Come here, come here, come here.
What are you doing, man?
I'm chilling.
I'm not allowed to do pictures. I'm sorry, bro.
They said no.
Oh, it's too heavy.
This is actually so cool.
I hope my suit from the time I have even cared.
Nice and air efficient here.
It's Jesus! Oh my gosh!
Right here?
What's what it's called?
It's the Gulp Mario Kart one.
Should I do that or no?
You should ask how vigorously it shakes.
Oh my gosh!
That's not what it's called.
I don't know.
I don't want to be like a totem!
Bro, right?
I'm so sad that I drink this peach!
You know what I was looking at?
Oh, but you know what I was little my favorite Disney
Because I would just watch my brother's play the game so she was like my favorite princess mine was beauty in the face
Oh, you like Bell? Yes
I know she's not Disney, but I didn't have a favorite. I had two my favorite. Wait, what's the one-up factory?
She what?
I could do that. I could do that. Oh, I could do that
I could do that.
Oh my god, give me a toe hat!
Wait, where's the toe hat?
I thought that was us, but it's not.
Yep, Mario has!
That's not Yoshi's room. That's not Yoshi's room.
Hey listen, what do you want?
Let me see.
Oh, there's two of them!
Should I be bitching Bowser?
Bowser's room.
Where's Bowser?
This one would be funny on you.
Jack, Bowser or Yoshi, which one?
I think Bowser for you.
Which one? Bowser or Yoshi?
Wait, is that brown one up top of Hat or something?
It's a good one.
I like the toe to a big oe.
I like the toe to a big oe.
You really got me that's yours.
That is yours.
I like the toe.
I got the big oe.
I like the toe.
Alright, Chad, Goomba Bowser or Yoshi? Let me know right now.
I kind of like the Yoshi.
You like your toe? Or should I do something else?
It's a little fish.
They're saying...
Bowser.
The Bowser one's kind of mid, no?
No.
It's an area, man.
Joe.
What do you have here?
Boy, they're saying Yoshi.
Holy shit, this is huge!
Joe!
How'd they want it?
They came to play with the fans.
Time for what?
The fans.
To do what?
I can do that I can do that I can show me 10 girls in your DM right now and he'll do it
I have not know I'm okay
Yeah, of course, man.
Is that a basketball player?
He's a jengler.
Oh, I miss.
Let's get him.
I think this is fantastic.
I kind of like the told one though.
You haven't even tried it on yet.
I honestly love it so much.
I love it so much.
I love it so much.
I love it so much.
I love it.
I love it so much.
Guys, look at it.
It looks like he has like a shower counter.
Totor Yoshi.
I gotta go Yoshi.
It's the one that caught my eye.
Let's go.
We're all saying Bowser for security.
Do you want a Bowser hat?
He's gonna protect us guys.
Oh my god, I thought that would be a good thing.
So we're gonna do this.
We're gonna do that.
What is he doing?
What?
I'm sure from a distance he'd be happy to do this.
You give me a toad bar?
What flavor is it?
No chocolate with Krispies
What other flavors do they have?
With candy?
Yeah, popping candy.
Zilgut. Get five of these.
Dude, if there's a candy in London, they have that's just like that.
It's chocolate with pop with like with like popping candy. It's so good. I had it when I was there on vacation
It's called like
Like Burberry maybe
Marvelous creations
Let me just tell you guys I got a lot of marvelous creation candy bars when I was in London I
I bought a lot of them
Bowser back
Really
Well, you just look so jacked right here, little Yoshi.
Thank you.
Wait, can I have a ch- I want to talk with her now.
He's having a hissy thing.
I want to talk to her.
You're acting weird.
I appreciate it.
All right, let's go.
Let's get out of here.
No.
We're in line right now.
Get off the footpeg.
Hey.
What's up, Mike?
What's up, Mike?
What's up, Mike?
What's up, Mike?
What's up, Mike?
What's up, Mike?
What's up, Mike?
What's up, Mike?
Are you okay?
Yeah, I just keep trippin' on my shoelace.
She'll lay back, she'll sit in the back.
Pop what?
I'd like to try it.
Is it actually, is it popping in your mouth?
Or no?
It's not like the one in London?
Not as good, no.
Okay, no no I'm just sad for you because I wanted you to have your candy.
It is pretty good.
It is bopping.
Hi.
I'm actually not in your mouth a little.
Oh my god, it's popping in my mouth.
Dude, this reminds me of Marvel's creations.
Shout out to a lot of people in the UK in the chat.
Left, right, right.
You took a snack stand for some water, baby.
Whoa!
I didn't want to run her, I didn't want to run her.
I want to power you.
Yeah, I've been a robot.
You want?
Yeah, robot.
Are you on kick?
Switch.
All right, all right.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
In London, on the other hand, I was fast here.
So I was really extra hungry while I was there.
So these chocolate bars hit like crap.
Bro, it actually looks so good.
Guys, won't they melt?
It pops your mouth.
Lacey.
What's up?
Can I say something real quick?
Yeah, what's up?
Uh, we're just like,
having moments with the stuff that's in the package
for the team.
For what?
For the teams, like, something that's in the package.
Yeah, of course.
Because I see these guys, they see me in the football game, somebody got me.
I'm so sorry, bro.
I just want to stay away from it.
Yeah, whatever you say.
Like, I just want to jump out of the stand.
Like, people that I know, like, people have died from getting shot.
And I got a football game in Baker School.
I got shot.
And I just want to be serious that people have died.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to make you laugh.
Appreciate you, man.
Nice to meet you.
Oh my god, it's still popping in my mouth.
It's going to pop in your tongue.
There you go.
I'm going to get up.
I'm going to get up.
I'm going to get up.
with everybody
I got some good things to do real quick
thank you so much for being here today
and thank you
nice to meet you guys
good job
I'm ready for this
I gotta go
last one, last one and we gotta go guys
oh they want to
I'm ready
I got some good things to do
I got some good things to do
I'm ready
What is that?
What is in here though?
What's in there?
What's in there?
Jumping?
Jumping?
What is in here though?
What's in there?
What's the internet in there?
Can't you come here again?
Yeah, so you're in there jumping out saying hello?
Oh, jumping?
Yeah.
You can go play though.
You can get a power up in.
It's a capable sport.
A power up in?
But Universal brought me out here and they didn't give me a power up in.
I just want to go into the castle.
Yeah, I mean you can have the castle.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Can I go on this?
Hi.
Can I go on this, though?
Oh, wait, wait.
Okay.
I don't know, this one there.
Where's he?
For his office.
That's the way it is.
Like, he thinks it's in the car seat.
I don't think it should be fine.
Okay.
But, he's not pretty good.
We don't think so.
We need to have a little scare.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Yeah, is it right?
I think so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's not like super shaky or anything?
It does stand in your way.
It's not like shaky.
It's super fast.
Okay.
Okay.
What's the focus?
What?
Let's do it.
Okay.
I think...
Hold it.
Hold it.
You said you think I'll be okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, what's this?
What's this?
Oh!
I'm scared!
No, no, no, what is this?
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Why are you risking me to work here?
I've never been out.
You can hide in this?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sorry, it's our best judgment because it does, yeah.
What is this ride though? Like you kind of just like...
What are you doing?
Let's do it.
Is this one you have to wear goggles on?
I don't remember.
You have to wear goggles on this one?
Yeah.
They don't, like, typically cause they're like, ass-to-ass.
No, I know, I'm trying to get it on.
Chad, what do you feel to see?
Look at the wall.
I mean, the game, only the game, the cards are in the like, the gameplays in the goggles, but like...
But like, everything else, like, the screens and the text, you should have something to look like a star.
After that, should we do it or not? They would know.
Just do it, I'll ask them to help you.
I'm gonna move it.
I'm gonna move it.
You need to go on one right.
I know, I know.
You're gonna come through.
You're gonna get your stuff right.
Something's better than nothing.
How do you do that?
I was trying to help you out.
Oh
Okay
I'm gonna put the camera in front of her.
Why am I keeping you?
You're shooting me.
Yeah, I just wanted to know if it might look better for the film.
This time?
Not this time.
Yeah, I'm gonna go to my Yoshi hat.
Definitely a look.
It's definitely a Yoshi hat.
Alright, let's go.
Oh, now I have to push you.
Yes, you're right.
Now you're forced to be my character.
Okay.
Wait, let's just have to go in there, girl.
Here's your girl, I know this is your childhood dream.
I'm gonna fuck you when I die.
That girl's saying it's so fluffy.
I'm saying it's so fluffy.
I'm a grown-ass man.
I'm a grown-ass man.
Can I take a photo?
I'm not allowed for a universal set.
No, I'm sorry.
Okay, so boom.
Okay, so boom.
Come on.
Okay, so boom.
Boom.
Back to the caretakers.
We're going to Mario Kart.
Wooo!
The pocket once we get in goes down.
So we have the three things.
Can we go here or there?
A wheelchair, a wheelchair is right there.
Yes.
Right over there.
On the off-side?
Okay, so pull!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Is this asshole?
I don't know.
Yeah, maybe.
Excuse me, who's castle is this?
Oh, yo, it's you, I'm the one.
That's a star.
I mean, he's so slow.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I can't look at him.
Hey!
Hey, this is so cute.
It's like long and dark.
How much are we going to go?
How much are we going to cost to make this?
Billions.
What's up?
I'm gonna be crossing to build the whole island.
It's me, though.
Alright.
I've never given up an estimate.
You're cool. We get to the loft.
Hello, baby.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, my God.
There we go, man.
Thank you, of course.
I love you.
Okay, so bold.
Where are we at?
Oh, where are we at?
Oh, what is this?
We're in a secret elevator.
Fantastic.
Where are you going?
It's my first ride.
Uh-oh.
You're late.
Yeah, oh, I can't go on meeting with my need.
So this is what you think I'll be good for?
Yeah.
OK, so, Bo, we're so late then.
Your first ride of the day, how do you feel?
First ride.
I feel a plunge.
I feel so.
I'm already a little nervous, bro.
Hey.
Listen, what if I die?
Shoo!
GG!
I never thought I would have you.
You never know what could happen.
My legs are hurting.
Say your prayer.
I'm a prayer.
Well, this is not going to kill you better.
Yeah.
No.
No.
No.
It's a baby.
It's a baby.
It's a baby.
It's a baby.
It's a baby.
It's a baby.
Get your hands on the road while we roll!
Hey, go on up and get the truck!
I'll never bust into the 10-line here again!
Okay, get to know.
I know, like, your hands.
I help you!
My shit is the ground!
You wanna walk up top on a castle?
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Wait, this ride moves along the track.
That's not an exception.
That's not a good idea.
I'm not a good speaker.
I'm a pressure speaker.
I don't think this is the one.
Anyway, I don't think this is the one.
I'm a pressure speaker.
Are we in the hotline?
Show them the line.
Where are we?
I think this is the only ride, no?
Is this brother's chain on this thing?
I can't hear a thing.
Let's go!
What is this?
Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
I love you!
I love you!
I'm scared!
I've been on this one year, good bye.
Okay, good.
I don't even think we needed the fountain. I need to beat it.
Yeah, that's...
Holy, it's Chris the Turtles!
Oh my god!
Right on the right!
Okay, so move!
Okay, so move!
Look at this!
Did you play the Japanese game, Yu-Paga?
A game?
Yu-Paga?
Yeah, what is that?
It's like a whole long time before.
I got a, I got a D.H.
Okay, okay, it's a cross-out cut.
It's like, around the corner of the weed.
It's like, one drink before the weed.
At least.
Whoa, what's going on, man?
We have a gift for you, Lacey.
We have a gift for you, Lacey.
We have a gift for you, Lacey.
We have a gift for you, Lacey.
We have a gift for you, Lacey.
Oh, shit, thank you!
Let's see!
Are those hot in my country?
Yeah.
Mom's away, Mom!
Dude, welcome inside!
Can't you look over there for me?
What's up?
Thank you, bro!
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
We're here! We made it!
Is your adrenaline going?
I'm nervous on this side.
I'm nervous.
Hold your knee down.
I'm nervous.
What if I get hurt?
Deep breaths. Deep breaths.
Deep breaths.
What's up?
Uh, biggest piece of effort.
Uh, make sure it's a fresh go live.
And what's the best advice for like, collaborating?
Uh, collaborating, honestly?
Oh, my biggest advice is don't be like, don't, don't like, try to force it.
Like, you know how some people go up and they like, I'm like, rude on purpose to try to get a clip?
Don't do that.
Just like, be nice and then it'll happen naturally.
Hey, brother.
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta keep pushing.
What's up?
Here we go
500
Never seen it.
The biggest beef steak.
Okay, so cool.
I wonder if you can pick your little Mario course.
You do.
You do?
You do.
What are you thinking?
I'm gonna pick Bowser.
The biggest beef steak.
Wait, is this the whole line?
Is it long?
Yeah.
Okay, so cool.
Wait, we should make a kick top ball and have our little hat on in this little mario.
I'm down. I'm down.
Let's go! It's a me!
Adio!
Wait, what is that? What noise does Yoshi make?
Hey!
Right?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You know what's going on?
Oh, we're going!
We should do it outside.
What are you gonna do?
No, no, no, no.
No.
No, no.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey!
Where are you going?
No!
Oh my gosh, I forgot to have like the double dash.
Wait, that's where we're going?
Oh, that's right.
Oh, yeah.
We go out there, steal pop!
I wonder if they have double dash tracks.
Those were the best ones in my opinion.
What are you doing? Are you having a panic attack?
We have the Atlantic attack, crazy!
Yes!
Yes!
I want to go to Rainbow Road!
Oh yes!
I think I'll have that!
I think I'll maybe have that!
Roy!
The Rainbow Road!
Monday?
Monday!
Monday!
Monday!
Monday!
It actually might be!
It actually might be.
What happened if I just got up and ran away right now?
I'm going to make it far, mother fucker. You're not making it far.
Move that. Move that.
It's okay. We're going to have an amazing time.
And if it hurts, we just get another surgery.
Oh, you turned the car. You have a little wheel.
What?
Yeah, it's the thing that you drive.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop!
Don't make me ult.
I will ult.
What's happening? Toad, Toad made me.
Toad?
Yeah.
This Toad made me.
Are you the same kid from Willy Wonka the chocolate factory?
I don't look nothing like that guy.
Yeah?
You can do look like a little ant eater.
Wait, do ant eaters eat ants?
Is that why they're called that?
No, they eat friskin' walruses.
Like, what do you think?
Yes.
There's no way they just get their nutrition from ants.
You do.
That's why there's not so long so they can go all the way down in the ant hole
and eat and lick them all up and bring them up.
That's why they're built like that.
Oh my God.
Wouldn't you have known it, Peter?
Smoka, thank you for the 20 gift aid.
W20.
Lacey, first time in your stream.
Saw you at Universal today.
You're one of the best looking people
I've ever seen in real life.
Keep up the gym grind.
You can tell it's paying off with that city back.
Thank you so much, Rebecca.
Thank you.
See how he immediately hits the wall like this.
Who's there?
Stop.
There's so much of the gates opening.
Oh my god, we're going in. We're going in.
All my gates. All my gates.
Hurry up, hurry up.
I want me!
Oh my.
You're part of me.
Ooh.
Wait, I have to put a suit on?
Wait, you're actually so safe.
Who's that little guy?
What's his name?
He was quite lacy.
It kinda does look like you're just like this little guy.
It actually does.
It's like this little bit.
Doesn't it?
He's smiling!
You know, it does like a little tiny bit.
Just a little bit.
I actually see it.
I know me too.
Like I was like being funny, but...
Yeah, it's like...
Wait, they're saying GG your leg.
Are we dead actually?
What if my hat flies off?
My knee is so sore, really.
One of the likes is because two things.
Number one, I did squats for the first time yesterday.
Squats?
Like that?
No, like I stand up and I was doing squats to strengthen my quats.
Okay.
And then also because when I don't elevate my leg at all throughout the day, the fluid
You would go back down into my knee and now it hurts right now.
You need to rub it out later?
Huh?
You need to rub it out?
Oh, I just need to elevate it.
Well, yeah.
What?
No, seriously.
Yeah, I know.
I get gloves and I go, yes, I know.
I know, I know.
But you're like, you want to rub one out later?
You want to rub one out later?
Are you going to rub one out later?
Like, are we, are we joking?
No, I'm not kidding.
Peace.
Okay, so, are you done after this ride?
Uh, I am here not.
I'm just trying to get up there.
You have to go on a public trip.
You said that you were going to be getting a stream.
That you were facing the fear today.
I'm sorry.
Now peace.
Oh, thank you.
Is this the 6th one?
Oh, so sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
Here's the handicapped one.
Handicapped?
Okay.
They're saying Drunz is wet-eyed with an IRL at Universal.
Come on.
You guys are gonna grab your hand from this little thing right here.
Oh, wow.
Oh, there.
Okay.
Wait, is it supposed to be wet?
Yeah, it's really awesome.
Oh, okay, awesome.
What the?
Keep it.
Yeah.
Keep it.
Yeah, keep it.
Ha ha ha ha.
It's a me, Mario!
Wait, stable rain, brah.
I did it.
Like, how?
These are the marathon.
Oh!
Bought another elevator.
You're a grown-ass, made excited about Mario Hat.
Brother, I don't care how old you are.
It doesn't matter if you're five.
It doesn't matter if you're 12 years old.
It doesn't matter if you're 15 years old or 30 years old.
You can still have fun in life.
That's what fat old people say.
Or just old people.
I'm not that old. I'm just...
I'm just harsh.
It's gonna take so long to get on a ride with you?
How?
Both of my...
What is this?
Is this parking?
Yes.
What is this?
Right here.
Yeah, right here.
What is that?
Dude, I want that Mario shirt.
My little kid.
I think you're doing fantastic.
Okay, so cool.
They're saying it's an hour-long wait now.
Yeah, it was. I thought it was 55 minutes.
You don't need an hour.
Originally it wasn't an hour.
Two minutes.
AC, I have a package being delivered to you at Universal.
Why is it like was it?
That's a threat.
That's got to be a threat, right?
Sure, yeah.
That is a threat.
Here's the wall.
I'm going to put your face in the wall.
Hey.
Just a minute.
You guys, actually.
Oh my god.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Yeah, me and Chad. We're at Super Mario World.
Yes, we are. I'm 30 years old, and I'm a loser, and I'm a pig.
Okay, so boom!
We're doing this ride, then Lacey's done for these knee lifts.
I'm done. But!
But, Alyssa said she would go on a roller coaster.
So Alyssa's gonna take you guys on a roller coaster.
Right?
I'll do the Jurassic Park ride.
You're like the new one.
I'll do the new one.
You understand.
That's like really fast.
And you all know how to hold the pole like this.
Yeah, hold it tight.
Yeah, no, no, that's not what's not that good.
I thought that one at the end is just something big.
What's up dude, how you doing man?
How you doing, shout out.
Shout out, yeah, shout out.
Hi guys.
What's your name?
Roman.
Hey, this is me, Roman.
How you doing, right?
Good at you.
Pretty good, doing pretty good.
Is it exciting to go on the ride?
Yeah, that's what's up, that's what's up.
You want more of it?
What?
You want more of it?
Do I?
I mean, I don't I don't know. I personally honestly, I think I'm right top 0.001% of models in the world
Did he even get a photo of him in the W10?
I did yeah, I did do that yeah
I'm not in there, I'm not in there
I'm not in there
Are you crazy?
Have you seen Marvin? He's up at that high
He's probably, he's at the street right now
He is?
Yeah, he's watching
Let me see your response
Oh, he said what's up Roman?
What's up?
Here you go bro.
Hey, nice to meet you guys, do you?
Nice to meet you.
Come on.
Okay.
Okay.
Marlon, do not say that.
Shut up.
Okay, put the dress in front.
I thought it was slow and then at the end it like picks up, no?
Eeeh.
Eeeh.
Eeeh.
No.
The Jurassic Park?
Or no.
You're going up fast and furious.
Yeah.
I'm not going up that way.
Are we dead ass?
Yeah, that's the brand new roller coaster that just came out.
How fast and furious is it?
Pretty fast. Pretty furious.
Is it a healthy drop?
It is pretty fast.
How is it a huge drop?
Pretty furious.
It's a huge drop.
I've signed out with three times.
Well actually...
Damn, actually!
Damn, actually? Oh, shit.
Wait, you don't want to go upside down?
I don't know if I can go upside down.
I'm not allowed to go. I'm sorry.
I'm not allowed to go.
You're not supposed to know.
It goes 70 miles per hour.
Holy shit!
And I go upside down?
See, y'all know this, I love rollercoasters and rides.
If I wasn't injured, on every person in chat's life, I would go on there.
Okay, so you hate them?
No, I love them.
Oh, it's not even open they're saying
You go in the dressing room that's the water one. I feel it. I can do that
So we can all three go to the car and you can go in front and we can go in the back.
So we just get one car.
Big raid, who raided?
Your incisions kick it wet but I have a brace covering.
I feel like I could go on the Jurassic Park one.
Really?
It's a big drop though.
Yeah.
I'll do that one.
But the chat's just spinning.
L-A-C, L-A-C.
Like, oh, you're such a piece of shit.
Risk your injury for the ride.
Are you missing pieces in the car?
Yeah.
True rate?
You're already in a big...
You're a little more banged up than that.
I'm scared if I go in the water.
I don't know if it will move your leg too much.
It's just spamming LAC though.
Then just go on it and get another surgery.
You can't be LAC.
Here's what we're going to do.
You're going to go in the Jurassic Park right now.
What?
And what about my Santa Charity?
Well, I'll do the whole thing.
I'll do the whole thing to make it feel better.
I'll be pretty sure.
You're a bad driver.
You're a terrible driver.
You're a terrible driver.
I'm just trying to get you out of there.
You're a terrible driver.
I'm ruining everything.
No, I can't. I'm not tall enough.
I'm not tall enough.
I'm not tall enough to ride.
When I drive into the wall, I'm going to be an awful driver.
Then I'm going to be the bad guy all in time.
Yeah, thanks.
How do I prove this? Maybe I'm sitting here.
Can you ask Chad if they want me to film the gameplay, or you guys?
Like, should I sit?
He's in a space in place.
Yeah, so long.
Chad, should I sit?
I'm not going to get in like all that.
I'll pass the table.
You better hold that knee, Roman.
You better hold it.
Guys, I'm uniting the gameplay.
Gameplay? Let's have to play the game.
Or you can like, film like, like, like 80% gameplay here and there, and then back at us.
Lacey, you look so skinny and fit today, thank you.
Wow!
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Can I leave this on the ocean?
Oh no, I'm getting up right now, aren't I?
Okay.
I don't want to go to the back road just because it does have more room for the police.
Come on!
First ride!
We're doing it!
First try!
We're doing it!
Okay?
Yeah.
Are you ready? Are you ready to hear it?
Yes.
Let's go, time and...
Go!
One.
Two hundred.
One hundred.
I
Can I see shit
I
Must go to see shit
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna score it on you
Yeah, I don't think they can see shit all the time
Oh, shit!
Get it, get it!
Oh my god, I'm hitting them, I'm hitting them!
We're beating them!
Look at that signal to the Mario!
It's full, it's taking full!
Yeah buddy! Fuck you, kiddo! You little bitch!
Oh, kill them! Get them!
Get him! Get him!
Charge, charge!
What's with that?
Wait, are we supposed to be stuck? I don't know.
What? I just swam!
Are we supposed to be stuck? I don't know.
Do we finish him?
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, shit!
I think I lost my phone.
When I gave it a sing
Jack could you guys see like at least decent I think they could I think they
Stay yes
Get back to your seat!
Oh no!
Now it's time!
For what?
It's time for the water ride!
I'm sooo scared, but I have to do it.
Do I just say fuck it and do it?
It's literally really slow until that last block.
No!
Make sure you've got everything.
Did you see it?
Yeah.
You did it.
We did it, Chad!
Oh my God, I went on a ride!
You did it!
I feel so accomplished.
I feel so accomplished.
Don't do it! Don't do it, Lacey!
Don't worry, guys!
Thank you!
Thank you.
And then we're gonna go to the first floor, okay?
Okay.
Alright, here's our area.
You can transfer it, come on.
Okay.
Put it on to the left, put it on to the left.
Yo, put it on there, put it on there.
Catch, catch it.
Oh.
What?
Oh, it's not.
Oh, it's not.
Oh, it's not.
Oh, it's not.
Oh, it's not.
Oh, it's not.
Oh, it's not.
Oh, it's not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It works.
Yeah, yeah.
Look how it got in the leaves.
Sure.
Drew, who got into my company?
It's the security company.
God damn.
Oh, shit.
I can lie.
I can lie.
I can lie.
I can lie.
Oh, shit.
I can hold that.
He's here.
Oh, my bad.
I think we're getting better.
Wall control.
You want to try the chocolate?
It's good. It has pop rocks in it.
You said we're on the first floor already.
I said, I think...
No, we said this way.
They see me rosin'!
They hate him!
Controlin'!
We run dirty!
I really want that jacket.
Yeah.
Hey, what's up, bro?
Hey, what's up, bro?
Hi, how are you?
Yeah, it's good.
It's good.
We're doing good.
Go, go, go.
Yeah.
Go, go, go.
Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
I can't check me now, motherfucker.
Okay, so move!
We did it!
We did not do it quite yet.
Yes!
For me.
We did it! We did everything we were supposed to do!
We did it! We did it!
Because of this, uh...
Guys, I'm so sorry.
I have a really big caravan of blisters.
It's okay.
It's okay, I'm gonna survive it.
I'm going to survive it and it's gonna be fine.
You know what my favorite place is?
Please slow down, please.
Well, it's not a good old trimmer here by the way.
Sorry, I'm just too quick.
It's it?
If you're scared of something, it's only 30 seconds you don't like.
Yeah, slow down, buddy.
I'm trying to swim in.
She's got yarn on her.
Are you ready?
I guess I don't have a choice.
I don't think it's far to bring to you on there. I'm down to go. I don't know where you can't bring them to you.
Somebody has to come with me. I can't go by my side.
No one's walking with you.
A stampede of fans that just like cramp on everything.
like no one's walking with you bro oh my god my heart is beating so fast
I said, then everyone's gonna need it.
So now, guys, I get it that you guys are, uh,
street people.
What, you guys are on the right,
you can turn up to the left.
Yeah, you can turn your left.
All right, guys, thank you guys.
All right, so...
We're gonna escape your squids back.
Oh, no!
We can't take the TVU, so I'm gonna switch it.
I'm just gonna ask for it.
Hopefully, you guys are,
can we go to...
I don't know if I should.
Sure, we're gonna ask for a minute.
Everyone's a smile.
Yeah, I got a door.
Yo, T.
I got one in there.
Kick him out right now.
I want him out now.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a unanimous decision.
Judge 1 and 2 scores this bout.
29, 28.
Judge 3 scores it.
30, 27.
Oh, for the winner out of the red corner.
Julie!
Yeah!
Never gonna get all the way!
Yeah!
Go!
Go!
Oh, are we going on yet?
You're gonna have to leave faith come.
You can see and you can have you get through.
You can have your faith.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
You're gonna go? Okay, then you're making me break, too.
We have to be break.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry guys.
Here, what they will do?
Do you want me to get the camera?
We can't.
I don't have a special.
I'm sorry.
We can bring this on.
Yeah, we can't do anything about it.
All right, let's go.
I can take this all the way up, right?
Yeah, they'll show you where to park it.
Thank you, buddy.
I'm so scared. I need to pee. No, I won't pee.
Actually, like, terrified right now.
This is my worst idea ever!
Right here, right here.
Don't do it, Lazy! Don't do it!
We might have extra room to lift your left leg to the side as well.
How's it going? Yeah, they asked us to ask you guys if we could have a room for a while.
Well, I'll just assist for you.
Are you having a walk in a bit?
I'm tired of being here.
Oh my god, we're going already?
I'm going to get secure on my hands.
Peace! Peace!
Peace!
Thank you.
Well, I'll have to say goodbye to you some years later.
What's going on right now?
Uh, it's true.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
I think you're- I think you've worked hard.
I've worked hard.
They said they said he'd have to walk a couple steps.
We're just going to check the road check.
We're just going to check to bring it back to the beginning to offer it a lot of support.
Thank you.
Do you have a parking lot here, bro?
No, we have a parking lot here.
Mr. Grecoz has a parking lot in the states, but it's a little bit too early.
Just follow me. I'm trying to work through the corner.
I
Could just walk on me like I told you
Oh, he's just still in there.
Oh, did I see this?
You got it?
Yes, yeah.
Wait, should I leave this too?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Talk to you later.
Alyssa, Alyssa, will you put that there too?
Thank you.
Love you, Summer.
You gonna get some of that?
I'm gonna go with other guys.
Ready?
I love it.
I'm gonna go with you guys.
He's got it, he's got it.
I'm going to pee myself, oh god.
You can't do the flat shot.
You got leg room on that one?
I don't think so.
Do you?
I don't think so.
Wait! Wait!
Oh my God, I'm gonna pick up the phone.
It's so tight.
No, we can't close it.
One more.
Can you call more?
I can't.
Oh my God.
It's fine.
Yeah, okay. Thank you.
I can't. I can't. I can't.
I'm gonna play out of this. I'm done.
This is it. This is how I go out.
This is how I go out. This is genuinely how I go out.
This is it. This is it. This is how I go out.
I don't understand. I'm not even doing this.
Oh my God!
How much ride versus you guys today, so...
Like, depends?
Okay.
I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it.
This is the stupidest thing we've ever done.
Why don't we do this?
And I'm gonna get soaked.
Can they, can they see how much we might have?
I got to get another knee in here.
Ugh!
Oh my god.
Okay, no, no, no, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
I can do it.
You can do it!
You can do it!
You can do it!
Oh my god!
I can't, yes I can!
What if we just get our stuff in the car?
I don't know, I don't know!
I'm gonna have to get the bathroom!
What is this?
The bathroom is over there!
We're gonna throw the trash away!
We're gonna throw the trash away!
We need the dinosaur to reverse the ocean's home to an explosion of life.
At the top of the food chain!
I'm gonna have to get out of here!
A ice crater of a deep hole.
You are cleared for action.
It's a bull.
I'll put it on the right.
We're scaring the others.
We're shooting ACL.
No, no, no.
It's a fire.
You're fine.
You have a lot of water left.
Oh, my God!
Oh my god!
I'm so...
What the hell is that?
It's a robbery!
No, I can't believe it!
It's a robbery!
It's a robbery!
It's a robbery!
Oh, he's dead.
Oh, my God!
Oh, the dinosaur!
Oh, no!
He's a happy little guy!
Oh, shit! Oh, he squirted!
I
Oh, no!
Excuse me, sir.
Dude, hold all boats in safe zone!
No, no!
No, no, no!
Oh, no!
RUN!
RUN IT UP!
I told you, I told you...
RUN!
That wasn't it though
Oh my god
Look at that wasn't it
Oh my god
Okay
Whoa
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
No
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I just want to shake it.
I'm gonna shake it.
That wasn't even going to do it.
Ow!
Fuck!
I'm gonna turn the glass off.
I'm gonna turn the glass off.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I'm trying to flash off so we don't get caught
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh shit, I'm so...
Am I tired?
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god! I feel so...
I'm tingling!
No! No!
No! No!
I just died!
Oh my god, bro!
I actually couldn't even react.
I didn't know I'd vote like this.
I broke my film, broke my film, broke my film.
And this is the moment I'm going to do the life of it.
You gotta go on, when I'm fully here, we gotta go on an action.
That wasn't action at all.
Go on and vote for us.
My mouth is so dry.
Oh my gosh!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We fucking did it!
Are you looking for an infant?
Yes, please.
Yes, I'm an infant.
No, they said we got an infant.
There will be children over here.
So you're right.
I'm going to switch back to the back.
I'm going to switch back to the back.
I'm going to switch back to the back.
I'm gonna switch back to the backpack. Everyone smiles gonna
The racer's got a man here
Round three soup is gonna go
Sickle like ten out of ten trying after all that shit say what he was jumping the chair punch it when he was fighting jitzy
Yeah
He got some power, okay.
Why do you want to know it, man?
What do you think?
What's up, guys?
Come over here, quick, quick, quick.
Nice to meet you, guys, bro.
Nice to meet you.
I'm just following you guys.
Thank you for watching.
Thank you.
Thank you.
W. Y. O. Nose. W. Y. O. Nose for the raid.
Yay!
He did it, Chaz.
He went on that ride.
He did it.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Ah!
I just got over my fair roller coasters and it was that you know that drop is huge.
I think that was the that was the craziest drop I've ever been back mad back home in
Erie, Pennsylvania.
We have the world's largest roller coaster in the entire world.
It's called the ravine flyer.
It's the biggest drop you'll ever see on a roller coaster.
It's called the ravine flyer.
Wait, wait, wait, we can take your pictures.
Oh wait.
That's not us.
Yeah.
Come on here.
What are you doing?
What?
What are you doing?
No, we're looking for...
Oh, somewhere.
They're going south.
We can't, you know,
they said no, I'm sorry.
We can't.
They said no, I'm sorry.
How are you feeling?
My stomach is still like...
My stomach is still like...
Thank you so much!
The peace.
The peace.
I think that was such a crazy moment for you.
Did you think it was gonna drop on the first up?
Yeah, I did.
I did.
And you know what's crazy?
Well, that dropped last time.
That was a big drop.
I know.
Or was it not?
It's it's it's definitely me. Okay. I've just been on that ride. That was my third time
I'm a professional
Shut all
Oh, yeah, come on, man, man, man, you're trying to cut out.
I don't know, you guys don't know, man, I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Thank you.
This is going to be a fucking thing.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Are you going to write off?
Yeah.
At least I'm going to write off so less people can hear you.
You know?
We can't.
We can't.
We can't.
We can't.
We can't.
I said we can't, brother.
Come on.
Yeah, it's gonna turn into a meeting room in 2 minutes.
Just one, just one.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you, Rob.
How long do you think we're gonna be waiting here?
I don't know.
I mean, there's not that much space on there.
It's been like, well, it came from out of the wild.
I don't think your scooter is gonna fit in the next ride.
It's 20 minutes per ride.
Is it actually?
No, no, no, no, no.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Um, I'm a professional, uh, Fortnite player.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
FNCS champion.
I'm an FNCS champion.
I'm one of the best players in the whole world
As you know how there's like the NBA and NFL I'm like that for
About three three years
Do you have a phone charger?
Yeah.
Should we have someone hold us by and maybe go grab a little bite to eat while we wait?
Yeah.
Honestly, what kind of fear made me a little hungry?
I could eat.
I could go for a little bite to eat right now.
I literally, yeah, I could too.
I had a sour pickle and a couple bites of that delicious chicken leg.
But oh my gosh.
Are you on the street?
Yeah, I know.
I feel like if we go grab food right now from a place, by the time we get back, we'll be ready to get on the shuttle.
Yeah, but what if the sun were shooting the camera?
Well, then we'll be back on the kill time anyways.
Wait, ask him how many can fit on the shuttle.
I mean, in my, I don't know.
Grab a little snack.
Wow, okay, so let's go eat.
We can't go on this side of the market.
I have an idea.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I have an idea.
I couldn't low-key stand on Askeladd.
What are you going to do when you get to the top?
What are you going to return this?
Just leave it.
Is there a return spot down here?
Any key to return this down here?
How much is the fine?
Is that information less than?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm gonna kill it.
Oh, they find me.
Yeah.
Do you know how to wake an IT or something up there?
No.
No, it's okay.
You're gonna go up there anyway.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know how I can get up there as a squeeter.
Is that what they have to do?
I would.
You got me.
Yeah, I'm nice.
Thank you guys, though.
Okay, I mean, we'll just come back in 30 minutes.
Yeah, we'll go and Lee and come back.
We'll be back in 30 minutes.
We should definitely hold our spot you want to say wrestling
So we're basically going to be here uh we're stranded yeah we're stranded here for an
hour.
Do you want me to use a light right here?
No.
Huh?
I'm going to use a light right here now.
Uh yeah you can.
Yeah, I just don't know how I'm gonna get from the top of the escalator. How am I gonna move around up there?
No fucking truck
Thank you
I saw a pizza place though corn dogs
So what do we do we're stranded down here for an hour?
Hey, actually driving 30 miles per hour
Serious
Mario Kart. He's going faster than the ride.
Whoa, Transformers!
That's actually sick! Are those people there?
I'm not allowed to miss you guys, sorry.
I'm not missing you guys.
I'm not going.
Yeah.
Oh
Pepperoni cheese
100 plus drink options with hot Cheetos don't mind if I do get a little get a little get a little cheese pizza
Don't grab me that your piece
Yeah, of course, bro.
What do you think of over there?
Sex.
The green lettuce wrapper, what is this?
Mediterranean chicken wrap?
The holy ingredient list, bro.
Shut that little shit down.
I need something that I've been eating like shit all day.
Holy cut waters of doom.
Uh oh, there's a fire right here!
What is this?
Is this a drink?
What is this?
Is this a popcorn bucket?
A Jaws souvenir zipper?
I think she bought us a picture of us going down the ride!
Oh my god, holy shit, look at my face. Oh my god, that doesn't even look like these.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
Should I get these?
Chad, tell me this isn't calm. Little Jaws water bottle? Bro, this is so sick.
Hey, look at your face.
Yeah, come on. Answer.
It's fine. I don't need it, Rob. It's a little...
Ten minutes?
Yeah, well, I mean, let's just pick up.
We'll just bring him.
All right, let's do this.
The peace.
All right, Jack, the peace.
Hi, how you doing?
I like your channel.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
OK.
Is that who's watching my one death and four night
equals one hit of a baker?
Little concerned.
Cookies.
I'm gonna get out of here.
What's up, guys?
What's up, are you?
And, uh, did you make that two drinks, sir?
Some could say... Trace.
Shut that little shit down.
It's a cheese fun headboard.
Oh, I think one cheese fun headboard.
I'm not allowed to work in the office, so I can get a shoot and report to the side.
I'm trying to get a shoot.
Can you speak to her now?
I don't know.
I'm listening.
Thank you.
Where will you go?
I'm down for both.
Yes.
Thank you for the picture, nice to meet you.
I haven't got a lot of dinner this week.
We love this one.
Get him over here.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Got it through, KLA!
Yo!
How do you think you're gonna get right there by yourself?
Uh, he said he's had better dinner by the better way
than I thought he was.
He was right in the back.
Was that other party big?
I think not.
That's why I was 30 minutes away.
Oh, shit.
Let's just say that.
You've been there?
Oh, no.
Just you and I, let's say go.
Let's say that's it.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, y'all take the escalator, we go, y'all meet us up there.
La Piz, La Piz.
Yup, yup.
Yup, why not shit?
Yo, stop on May 32.
Look out of that door.
Stop dancing, there's no music, Chad, stop!
I will ban you, I'll ban you!
I'm not allowed to go inside, I'm not allowed to go inside.
I'm not allowed to go in the store.
You can purchase that now.
Okay, so boom. We did it.
Guys, honestly, I had a lot of fun today.
I did too. This was a great time.
This was so much fun.
And I actually got to do something.
It's just laying in my room all day playing fucking video games.
There you go. And then tomorrow, toward, you have another one?
Yeah, tomorrow's me and Cindy.
Oh nice
Yeah, I've said it coming over tomorrow to take care of you. I'm kind of scared nice
I'm actually fucking terrified now that I think about it. She might
Okay, so
I'm not allowed man. I'm sorry
I love you too well!
I love you!
I love you!
The fucking McDonald's sound, bro.
The people on right here with me, you guys.
Let me put it in the crate, too, if you want.
You want a piece of pizza?
Yeah.
Ready?
Oh!
Aren't you excited?
You know what I say, food makes me happy.
Elcott, Elcott.
Thank you.
W. Oh my gosh.
That's hot.
That's hot.
This is a move.
This is a move.
This was a move and said six flags.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Six flags.
Six flags?
We would have been...
It was just...it would have been just rides.
I would have...I think I would have died.
I think I would have died.
I would have walked in, but I would have died.
Well, we had to cross first.
I just ate on the side.
You get both at some time and you do that.
Like everybody's the same yeah
I'm in a ranked lobby, bro
You gotta try it stop only 32 and you guys are pissing me off
It's a dancing email they're just dancing and there's no music
This is exactly what I need you.
Wait, did you put them on 50 hours?
What's my phone?
Wait, they're by Tallywin?
No, by Tally's next.
I have a 10 leg.
I have eight right so far.
I need Waikeo Cyrus and by Tally for 10 bands.
Oh my God.
You think by Tally beats Larry Wills?
I don't know.
That's why he's coming.
He looks so stiff.
He has like 80 pounds on him though.
40.
I think so too.
60, 70?
No!
Seriously?
No, I don't want to go.
Sirius
I'm so serious
That's how we said it. What were you saying? No, you know I'm gonna do I'm gonna take a year off streaming
I was gonna travel to every country and try every food
That's what you're gonna do
That sounds like what you do anyways
I'm like
I'm like going to stream food tour
We're going for Ramsay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
This is actually a golden strap.
Put everything in there.
Did you get his number?
I did while you were going on.
I'll make it fit.
Should we just take the escalator and you can...
Can we squeeze in this one or why not?
We're playing AT&T Tagers right behind me.
Over here, my friend.
Okay.
Okay, so cool.
All Wells that ends well is what they say in the shows.
They say, when in doubt, eat another piece of pizza.
Yup.
Yup, they do.
One second.
Are you in doubt a lot?
No.
Thank you, though.
What?
So now it's our fatality for $10 left.
Even.
What are you watching, boxing?
I don't even know a lick about boxing.
I used to boxing.
You did?
No.
A little birdie hit me up to boxing.
Oh.
Jason?
The MMA.
Wait, what?
What?
And I don't know how to box.
Actually, yes, I do.
I hit the punching bag really hard.
I used to boxing.
I used to boxing.
I used to boxing.
I used to boxing.
I used to boxing.
I used to boxing.
I used to boxing.
I used to boxing.
I used to boxing.
I used to watch a lot.
Actually though?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice.
Who is that?
I don't know why.
So they're coming from the ether, bro.
Pretty quick.
Don't bite it.
What?
Can you believe that we dropped from up all the way up there?
We downed the line.
Yeah.
That's how tall we dropped.
We dropped 100G into the air.
Yeah.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I'm not lying, I used to box.
Honestly, I might, I might, I might fight someone, but I'm fully healed.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Who do you think you can take?
Anyone.
Okay.
The thing about me is, I'm different than most humans.
Okay.
I have a killer instinct, so if I'm like, if it's like, most people have fight or
I have killer flight so no no if I'm in the ring with somebody
anybody I'm just gonna I'm like my mindset is I'm gonna kill you
you mean killer fight not killer flight yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
guys I'm so tired you know what I'm so excited shower where do you guys shower
shower oh no you know that one I'm excited for I'm excited to go to sleep
and wake up tomorrow new day no because I haven't seen my girlfriend in five days
because she went her brother got married in Italy so she's in Italy yeah
but I was supposed to go but I couldn't fly because that's her dream but she
That's why we're in well, that's so exciting
That's so exciting that's the best feeling
Have you been to Italy? No, it's supposed to be my first time
I was born in Spain. Oh, did you even know that?
I was born in Spain. Really? Yeah. No, you weren't as I was and then tomorrow be Italy won't it?
And then the next day will be in heaven France my mom my dad got married and my mom was pregnant at the time
Okay, we went on their honeymoon
And while they were on their honeymoon, I'm always pregnant with me and she had an emergency C-section in Spain
No way, so I was born in Spain. Yes, that's why I must that's why I must spain and Barcelona
I've been
Half the journey starts is never true, like the past two minutes of conversation was just
straight.
It was just straight.
Just yeah.
It was just yeah.
You know I lost my passport too?
Not something.
Did you get yours back?
What do you mean?
I thought you lost yours.
Oh yeah I got it back.
Okay.
Okay so boom I need to get mine back.
I went to a party.
I went with it in my purse and I left the party and it was gone.
Well, you know you have to do
There's an elicit traveling somewhere somewhere elicit in Japan right now, bro GGs
You want spamming okay, so boo you guys like that little one
You guys like that little tick I have my okay, so boo. What about my mother fuck? What about this one?
What is that one you sound like I would sound like an animal
Do I sound like an ant eater?
They're saying no.
You know what I mean.
Okay, so where's the fluffy unicorn?
Right there.
A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into that today actually, I think I have to say.
No, what?
Lee, Lee, I haven't found her out like all these days.
No, no, no.
Lee!
Not Tiffany.
Lee, like Universal is like so fun.
It was too good.
Oh girl, take me off the fucking tram.
Tram? What even is that?
It sounds like it's gross and like ghetto.
You know what I have to eat today?
One slice of pizza because I'm so skinny.
So I went on this really big drop and it dropped.
Like, and my balls also dropped because it was so big.
So girls actually top like in the water.
Actually, there are.
There are. I was looking.
Shut that little shit down.
I've encountered one.
What is this bag?
Put your cookies.
What else is in here?
Gummies?
What kind of gummy is this?
What is this?
What is this?
That's your popping candy ball.
I haven't tried this yet.
Here we go
Oh, I have to try if I bought it why would I not want to try it
She said it was gonna be here in two minutes and it's been what I am like am I okay? I can't count right
That dessert is not a problem
Guys how much money is Jason at last time I left he was at 250 bucks he's in
Biggest right now. Yeah, nice
The five hundred sixty-eight
That's not bad the first five hundred five
The problem is going to be when you lose it all the envelope.
I
Hey!
Hey!
Nice and air-conditioned here.
Okay, so, whoa, we did it!
We're basically almost done!
We did it!
We did it, yo!
If they were here, we went on the rides.
I didn't even think you were going to go on a ride today.
And you still did.
Chad, be up! Oh, look at our picture!
Aw!
We're predators!
What the fuck?
Predator code?
Predator code!
Yeah.
It's perfect thing to do, bro.
No way Drew's actually scared of a little tiny Mario Kart roller coaster.
Russell's starting to have a pass.
You get the HPGVs on the roller coaster?
No, I don't like roller coasters.
I would have went out back and you just started to have a pass.
No, you wouldn't!
You didn't do it!
You didn't do it, mother f*****g.
What do you say to your pumpkin?
Nothing.
What's your pumpkin?
Nothing.
Why did you just put something in your hand?
Why?
There's no need to do that.
Open up your hands.
How many do you have?
What do you mean?
He's actually genuinely not eating sweet potatoes.
I think that's a bummer.
Show him the answer.
If you see me, grab a chocolate for about a five minute sale.
You don't think I'm gonna eat it?
Why did you grab so many?
I grabbed one, it's the same one!
I didn't grab it for the fashion, I'm gonna eat that one!
No, no, when we were in the store, he was like,
Get five!
Wow, you're awesome. Thank you so much.
Calm down!
I didn't hear so sweet!
Can you drink that wine off of it?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, no!
Why does he go listen to Alyssa?
He's eating that chocolate he deserved after all the hard work you've been putting in?
Thank you.
I'm trying to stop you from having hard work to do.
We don't do fake chats anymore, chat's the big 2020-26.
Yay!
Bobbin' from Cloud9.
Yay!
Bobbin' from Cloud9!
Get your 13 minutes.
Um, check?
Okay, one second.
It's your foot, dad.
That's extending.
That's like a good foot.
Can you not be comfortable?
Put it on here.
I can't do this before.
Put it on your legs.
What do I look like?
That's extended. Are you bad?
Oh that actually feels so good.
Is it gonna feel good when I fucking knock you down?
You rub it?
I'm sorry.
You rub it too?
No I'm not.
I'm not rubbing your butt.
Are you serious?
I'm living your hair danger.
We are sure.
How bad do you think that sauce smells?
Oh my goodness.
This right here?
Yeah.
This smells good because every guy puts CBD oil.
I have a shower in 16 days.
Are you actually serious when you say that?
Yes.
What are y'all?
You just do it in the left of the game.
Ooh, I think that said like, don't like wear it.
Somebody said like, wear a shirt every three days to get your pheromones on it, and then see how it goes.
So it's really easy to get your thermos on it and then take a shower and then wear the same shirt on it.
And it's like fun to hear bro.
Actualy straight full.
Do you hear what he just said?
He's literally just real fun.
I can't wait by the shower again
I haven't I've been 16 days since I've
shower. So why don't you just say now? Like oh my god.
So that's not a flood. Yeah, like it's a flood brain.
Oh my god.
No, I got surgery so I have incisions in my knee so I can't shower.
No, I'm just kidding. And I need to send you your place for the study.
But I'm for my study. I'm for my study.
I'm for my study.
I'm a little different. I made a pact to myself that I would not do any hygiene
until I can walk again to like kind of motivate myself a little extra so I
haven't showered brush my teeth anything in the last 60 days
Hello?
Yeah, I was wondering if you could come back to the bus stop, they said it's not going
to be 40 minutes anymore, they said the next one is going to be in 10 minutes and we can
I'm on the bus right now.
Okay, yeah, me too.
I'll be back up there in like five.
All right, well, I mean, I'm on the bus right now,
so do you wanna meet me here or what?
I could probably come back down,
meet you on the bus stop,
and then we'll go up the bus together.
All right, sounds good.
Do you want to get in and out later?
Yeah, we can get in and out later.
All right, then, okay, bye.
Make sure you just call me.
I'm on the bus right now.
So, we're gonna start.
I
Know it's not good
I was like, maybe somebody snuck in this free cologne.
It was just like it was going, it was the most refreshing thing.
Fresh air, really?
Yeah, it actually really smells good.
Something bad got my certain part on this bus, right?
Yeah, you are.
Oh, sorry.
I started letting out like stink bombs out of my head.
Yeah, you are.
You're the horrible.
You're the worst one.
Yeah, I think there was more.
Probably do a Halloween party or something like that.
I definitely want to come back for it.
It looks explosive.
Is it? Is it? I'm shocked.
Yeah.
Why don't we just...
get a barbeque bag?
And shower everything out?
It's more of a...
It's more of a like...
I may have packed with myself
that I wouldn't shower until I could walk again.
So I'm motivating myself a little more to like
I'm actually sneezing to put out that.
It kinda looks like MK.
I think MK's our bus driver.
It's the one and God.
It's the one and God that's MK.
Alright, whoever's on this bad way, let's get you out first.
Looks like I don't know if I'd like to.
No! That dead looks like you!
Those who know MK-9!
Aware!
Oh my god, now I see it.
Yo, that's creepy!
Larry Wheels Tourist bystander.
We're only make 8k.
I'm gonna try and get it.
So what? I'm ready to call you.
What do you mean I'm ready?
Thank God.
Tours for no body.
Get out of here!
Thanks, I don't look like you.
Oh my God, it's a big lad.
Yeah, what's happening?
There's a universal bus driver now.
No, God, if y'all laugh, there'll be a different job.
Get it?
It's asking us to watch out!
Watch out!
It's just so loud.
I got you killed yourself in every way you wrote today.
This guy actually soiled himself.
Watch out for the puddles.
Watch out for the puddles, guys.
Watch out for the puddles.
How's my pussy?
Are we fucking serious?
It really matters for you.
Oh my god, you are...
Is that going to look cool?
Dude...
What your...
What's wrong?
Oh my god, you flatlining bitch!
Whoa!
Never stop now!
El Drew, bro!
El Drew!
I'm not broken.
Shit!
Shit!
Why are you flatlining?
Oh, I'm getting out of my shoes.
We're on the right.
Where are we staying, buddy?
We're on the right.
We did it.
Let's go.
We're going up.
Close.
I've been cutting bows in so long.
Hot day.
Oats actually has better burritos than Chipotle.
If you know...
Hey!
Okay, okay!
Wow, call me Spidey.
That's a donut!
Donut better give me superpowers, dude!
What the...
Yeah, we can't get that big of one.
I'm stretched. I'm stretched from waterfall.
Almost done.
Hello, how you guys doing?
What's a 101 exchange?
I wish I knew.
I wish I knew.
Okay, I got you ready?
Fast and Furious Ball Knowledge, tip number one.
Still, still, still.
Ready?
We're a family.
In three characters.
Okay, Dom.
Dom.
Paul. Paul Walker.
Oh, nice, nice.
And, uh, what's the girl's name, Gigi?
Isn't there something, Suki? Two?
Or something?
Yeah? No?
No, Suki, Suki, Suki, Suki, Suki, Suki is a girl.
Yeah, yeah, right?
Oh, Letty. I forgot about Letty.
It's been a long day.
I'm about to go home.
I'm about to go home.
Right here, right here, right here.
I'm gonna go for a very long time.
Nice to meet you.
Hey.
Thank you, thank you.
Of course, bro.
We've come a long way.
A lot of people say that I resemble Don.
All right. Okay.
I don't resemble the panda.
I don't resemble Paul.
I'm not allowed to. I'm sorry, Universal Center.
Hey, real talk. Real talk. I gotta tell you a real story here. We're talking.
Hey, guys. You put the bus driver right here.
Hey, talk to me. Don't you got this bus?
Hey, are you the bus driver?
Don't look. I got no.
You're a full-time bus driver.
I'm a cop.
Are you actually?
I'm officer two.
I'm talking.
Oh, what are you doing?
Whoever put this bus here,
I've been here all day.
No, you can't arrest the bus driver, and if we can't go in a battle bus!
What is a battle bus?
It's Saturday night!
Dude!
What night?
People out here sleeping in forts?
No!
Hey!
Whoever put the bus here, you go in town?
Help!
You got four boats on my feet?
Four boats right there!
You can do this!
Oh, my God!
No, no, no!
What if he's just like some guy who's in a costume, and he's just like cosplay
Wait, they're saying that's the Grinch.
He's the Grinch, too?
Oh, is he?
Wait, I wonder if...
Wait, I want to hear his Grinch voice.
Did we ask him?
He's not going to do it. He's in character.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, we dropped the balloon.
No, I think it's in there.
No, we dropped it.
It's fine, dude. Don't worry about it. Watch this.
Coming through, everybody!
Bye
No, I'm not breaking when I go max speed it stops
Like look when I go man when it when it gets up to max speed it stops by itself see
Say we should sit down and get some food right now maybe raising gains on
I'm gonna eat the versus any more.
I'm just eight.
Or get cinnamon rolls on the way out.
Cinnamon rolls for where?
The Cinnabon.
You know what, it's easier to do a 10K calorie challenge here.
I might have to do a universal 10K calorie challenge.
You know what, that would be the easiest thing ever.
I want one of your feet to do it.
That feels good.
Where?
Over here.
It feels good.
I don't know what you're doing, sweetheart.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
I'm not gonna hear what's up.
Wait, are they closed?
No.
Fuck, we gotta throw out all this shit.
We don't want our basket.
We see if we're going back.
Back!
Sorry, Mrs. Shat.
I'm sorry.
What a day!
Another day, another dollar!
Another car!
Another toilet pan!
Alright guys, how many skin marks do you think you have in your underwear right now?
You want no crazy bags?
It was like a racetrack.
I don't think my underwear turns out to be.
So I wear underwear that change for days at the top.
Lacey Loki looks mad skinny today.
Haters gonna hate Lil Lai.
Keep it up skinny, Jane.
We want to see you eat all that pizza, beer, candy, soda, and food.
It goes straight to your house.
What a great message coming from Hargis Choker.
Now I get to go over watch Outer Banks.
Thank you.
You don't need my help.
Do you mean are you tripping? Yes we need this.
I just need this.
Yes.
Can I watch this?
Like I said, Lacey could never walk again.
Oh yeah?
I think we're going to toss the rails.
Oh my god.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Listen, why don't you give me a picture, kid?
Oh!
All right.
Punch me, Alyssa!
I'm going to deliver a loopy and quiet.
We actually got a hell of a loop.
Why don't you go and do it?
What a fun day.
Excuse me?
You guys like a chicken?
Want a chicken?
Yellow or orange? Which one?
Yellow.
Yellow? All yours.
Yeah!
Left, right, left.
Left, left, left.
Left, right, left.
The front of the thing is clear because they're running it down.
How are you?
Left, left, left. Left, right, left.
I have one more kindness chicken to give away.
Stick to left?
What, are you going to sit down with me? Why don't you do it?
No, okay.
She actually wants you to die instead.
I know, she's trying to...
Kiss?
The new outer makes good. I don't know. I'm only on the first episode.
What do you think she looks like?
Wait, come here.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Alright.
I'm not allowed to. I'm sorry, you never said no.
It's frown town out here, dude.
Yeah, that's why you're here.
I appreciate you, bro.
I got to get somebody my kindness chicken I tried to give that girl she said
No.
You too, bro.
No, I'm going to go that way.
Wait, I'm getting deja vu.
Of what?
Of me?
This is so weird.
I think I'm...
What?
That doesn't even make sense.
deja vu?
You're not a linear Rodrigo.
You get deja vu in the country.
If you ever leave me baby
You want the chicken? Here you go bro. It's a orange chicken.
Yaaay!
That's what I got for the first time. Sorry I'm not a good picture.
If you ever leave me baby
Leave some muffins at my door
Cause it would take a whole lot of medication
What we used to have we don't have it anymore
Stop doing that emo, what's up bro?
How you doing man?
I'm doing
I'm chilling
I'm going to leave this shit
Say that shit for business
I'm sorry, I can't take a picture with you.
No pictures, guys.
Say that shit for a Disney.
No pictures, guys. No pictures.
No pictures.
I will quite literally go, if you're watching this sherman, I'ma grab you by your neck.
And I'ma whisper sweet nothings in your ear.
What's the Dodger's clubhouse?
Oh, Alyssa, you got a little bit of a push-up here.
Yup, yup. It's getting the boots locked in.
Locked in those lunges locked in w leg day guys. Oh another hill coming here we go
You push me faster all the faster that turkey leg is sitting like a walk in the bottom of your stomach
Making me all sweaty when you stick your tongue out at me, you king.
What?
I'm gonna put it on the floor.
What did you actually say?
Oh, mandatory stove?
I think I'm still open right now.
You're calling there or something, Russell?
I don't even.
That's not a phone.
That's not a fake chat.
I don't read fake chats.
I'm not even a fake chat.
I'm not even a fake chat.
I don't reach the chest.
Let's go.
Austin McBurn just folding face tempered.
No way temper got knocked out.
No way temper got knocked out.
I don't think I've seen you in one place.
I don't even know where I'm from.
I think you've ever known.
No, I didn't.
Wait, in the first round they were saying it was really bad.
I should have put an S on my parlor.
Oh, proud of you guys.
What's up, referee?
I'm sure he's not getting...
Yeah, I need a clue. They're saying he can't get up.
We gotta go right here?
Wait, he can't get up?
He still hasn't gotten up.
Yeah, he went to the right.
No, again?
How many times?
He's up, but can't walk is it on Twitter yet? I got to see it
Surely someone oh here we go temper was just knocked out cold by Austin
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He can't move.
Let me see.
Wash.
Ready?
He slips.
Oh my god.
He looked like he was paralyzed.
Yeah.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
In the first round, he can't even get up, bro.
Oh no.
That was bad, Shat.
That was actually bad.
I'm not allowed, bro, they said no, I'm sorry, I love you too, bro.
What?
People are fighting in the crowd?
Lacey, dead ass, you're not bad.
You've lost so much weight, maybe you want to be sure when you look at the camera.
I can't believe it.
What are these messages I've seen in my chat right now?
I'm going to lay in my bed and watch. I'm probably going to binge watch about three episodes of
three episodes of Outer Banks and then I'm probably just gonna
I'm going to hit the fan pole to go see.
All right.
I'll leave a lot of product right now.
Oh, perfect.
We're in the final stretch, Alyssa.
We're almost there.
Almost there!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
Wait, that's a Batman. That's a Batman song.
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
Hi.
What's up, bro?
Bye.
What's up, bro?
Push, Alyssa!
Push!
Just go cheat with your body to get more strength!
Okay, so cool. Well, we don't need them because we have the key there.
So we can just get the fork out of here.
Chad, who knows what movie that's from?
Thank you!
Thank you!
Nice to meet you!
Who knows that ball knowledge?
Negotiate with your body to get more strength.
Okay, perfect, yeah, I got you.
Appreciate you, bro, nice to meet you.
Are you located?
Yeah, yeah, I'm talking to you.
Yeah, can we get your personal number to set stuff up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Perfect, thank you, bro.
All right, bye.
Have a nice evening.
Have a nice evening.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
I think I'm gonna have to get you a drink.
Thank you, man.
I think I'm gonna have to get you a drink.
I'm gonna see you later, now.
I have a photo of him, do you have a photo of him?
He's handicapped, look.
You have the key sir, sir, sir, here's the key.
The big drop that one where you got forwarded that with the speed.
No, this is not.
You get me.
That's a-
Take off.
Appreciate your time.
Russell, you can be on your phone.
Two seconds, Chad.
Yeah, I'll pop it off.
Also keep this in the back.
I just like you, what do you mean, what am I doing?
I like you.
Yeah, they take your phone?
Yeah, they took my phone.
They just took my phone.
You don't have the key?
I mean, that's what Target should have.
No, they just took my phone.
No, guys, no, that's not what you're talking about.
They just took it.
That's not necessary to try 30 feet.
They didn't even try it.
You just ruled it.
You just ruled it.
You just ruled that shit on the thing, bro.
thing bro he did seem living on a prattos
yeah we were having a little singing session here
yeah we're singing with him you guys missed it
just all 10 seconds of it
they just wanted to drive the car because it's such a horrible car
oh yeah, something to sing? okay so boom
first AC of the day bro
That's final stretch.
She said she'd leave with her boyfriend.
She said she'd leave with her boyfriend.
She wanted me out of Rich Carleton.
We looking pretty.
We looking gorgeous.
Yo.
She said she'd leave with her boyfriend.
sure best of your phone work with it.
Hi, hi.
Two connection.
Perp, perp.
Funk filled cars.
Stink cars.
All right.
Why are y'all spending W's truly?
Thank you.
Thank you.
She says she's leaving.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
She says she leaving her boyfriend.
All right, chat.
WStrim in a chat, man.
W, Alyssa.
That was a lot of fun.
I'll be honest, we actually did it. We accomplished a lot today.
We did.
We beat like four games.
We got a fluffy unicorn.
We went on two rides.
We ate a lot of food.
That was, we accomplished a lot.
Yeah, you helped me get over my fair roller coasters?
Yes, and now we have to go on actual roller coasters.
Yep. Oh my God, that's actually insane.
And it was so much fun.
And thank you so much for bringing me on this adventure.
What a fun.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming to Disney.
Say that shit for Disney.
Say that shit for Disney.
Say that shit for Disney.
All right chat, I'll be live tomorrow with Sina, um, she'll be at the house so I'll be live tomorrow.
Um, bye Alyssa's chat. Thank y'all for being nice. I appreciate you guys. Thank you for everything.
I had a great time. Chat, I love y'all and I will be live tomorrow, okay?