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Switch for me an eight-piece linhaε¨.
Have a taste at the antique charm, bleak!
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo!
My god, my check, my check, my check, my check!
All right, wait, do you guys think you guys think you can guess what I'm saying if my
mic's muted?
Do y'all think you can guess what I'm saying?
Okay, ready, ready, try, try, try.
You're like, how do you guys know what I yeah you guys are creepy you guys are creepy little
fucks you guys are creepy little fucks bro you guys can just sit here and read my lips
um hey guys we are back from vegas um i know i know i know everybody was like lacy lacy lacy
we want you to move to vegas and live in vegas guys
i can't move and live in vegas chat i can't move and live in vegas
Trust me, I would be down to move to Vegas.
Core Vegas house, might hit, you never know.
Imagine core Vegas house,
we just get a house right next to a casino
and we just like literally just go gamble our lives away
every single day for a year, that would hit.
You would lose everything if you lived in Vegas.
Oh God.
So what's new today guys, I'll tell you guys what's new
Fucking
Getting I'm getting sad
Sad hate farmed by the fucking AC guy bro
I'm getting sad hate farmed by the AC guy dude. Like I'm actually I've been on the internet for three years now
And I think I've genuinely seen it all I genuinely think I've seen it all bro
I'm getting sad hate farmed by Frank.
Why am I seeing clips of Frank saying, oh, I'm losing clients?
Yo, dude, yo, dude, how about you just fix the AC, bro?
How about, how about that?
How about that, bro?
How about, how about you fix the AC, dude?
Huh?
Like, we stand with Frank.
That's fine.
with Frank, bro. I stand by myself in a 98 degree room still. So until I'm standing by
myself in a room that has air conditioning, I'm putting the cable on Frank's name. I
I don't care!
You can't stand.
Who can't stand, bitch?
Who can't stand?
Like you made them lose sales.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, dude, yo, dude.
This is you guys right now?
Mhm, mhm.
That's you guys right now, bro.
Listen, listen, it's very simple.
Do I think Frank is a hard worker?
Yes, he's always here.
He's always sweating.
He's always doing something.
But he doesn't know how to fix an AC unit.
Simple as that, simple as that.
That simple as that, right?
Like the AC unit has had three different issues
apparently in the last six months.
First it was Ratschew and the Liars.
Then it was a solar panel issue.
And now apparently a car crash that happened two weeks ago
that took down a power line is the reason
that our AC is not working.
What is it dude?
It's the homeowner's fault?
Yo brother, this is where the thing
is a little miscontributed.
I don't think it's Frank's fault that the AC is broken.
I just want somebody besides Frank fixing it.
That's all, that's all, that's all.
Frank is a great guy.
Frank is a phenomenal man.
Frank is probably a very loving father.
He's a hard worker.
But Frank is not an AC fixer, okay?
Frank cannot, clearly it's been four months
and the AC is still out.
So clearly something's wrong
that we need to get a proper AC guy, right?
Put me in coach, brother, none of you guys can fix AC either.
None of you guys can fix AC either, dude.
I can't know you guys can't.
You guys can't you guys can I'm gonna be honest. I here's what I think I'm gonna do try it up
Look at Jason Street, why do you want me to look at Jason Street, bro?
Do you have a fucking muckabane with Russell?
Um here here's here wait, what was I talking about what was I talking about?
Yo, you're complaining about AC when homeless people don't have AC or a home, buddy, buddy.
Here's, here's the problem with that argument, okay?
I get, I get the like, oh, let me play the victim.
Oh, whoa, is me argument of, oh, but there's some people in life who don't have air conditioning
or don't have homes.
Okay.
I'm paying $10,000 a month, plus paying money to have air conditioning.
I want it to work.
I want what I pay for to work.
No, it's not ego.
It's facts.
It's a fact.
If you go and buy a $100,000 car and the car doesn't run, you're not going to be upset.
You're not going to be upset.
So if you guys in the check, went to the dealership right now, bought a $15,000 car
and then you get the car and the car doesn't run.
You're not going to be upset because there's some people in the world who can't afford
a car or don't have a car.
Fuck that humble shit, bro.
Y'all are not the righteous Christ, dude.
Y'all are not righteous Christ, bro.
If you pay for something, you want it to work.
Sorry, I'm a realist, bro.
Sorry, I'm being real.
If I pay $10,000 a month to live in a house
and thousands of dollars a month on utilities,
I want them to work.
If that makes me have an ego that I want
what I pay for to work, then I have an ego, bro.
Then I have an ego.
I have an ego.
Sure, sure, sure.
I'll admit it then, I'll admit it then.
I have an ego.
Because unfortunately, chat, that's how the world works.
When you pay for something,
you want it to work, how it was proposed to you.
Facts, facts.
Anybody disagreeing?
You are probably a 14 or 13 year old kid
and you don't have bills or things you have to handle yet.
You probably just have mommy and daddy give you $20
to go to the mall every Friday
and get a little shirt, get a little Anteans,
maybe hit Foot Locker and buy a new pair of shoes.
You get Christmas presents every Christmas,
Christmas tree stacked, Easter,
you get to find your basket in the morning,
Like...
No, I'm just grateful.
Okay, well, then I guess that's a good...
Then maybe that's the difference between me and you, Canyon.
Maybe, Canyon, maybe that's the difference
between me and you as human beings.
Maybe that's the difference is you don't care
about the things that you don't value,
the things that you buy, the things that you put time into,
you just don't care about it.
That's the difference between us, bro.
That's the difference.
Sorry, bro.
If I paid for something, I wanted to work,
I was supposed to work.
PTA6 teaser?
Can I even watch it on Netflix?
Actually, there's other stuff I gotta react to.
Before we get into it, okay, first of all,
I'm not going to lie, like you guys just like, I just went live and don't already fucking raise meeting me.
If you value the house with that sense, you would get a new AC guy already.
That's not how it works.
It's not my, it's not my, it's not my, my responsibility.
When you are a renter and you rent a house and you are paying rent to live in a house, that is the owner and the landlord's responsibility to
fix the issues in the house. That's how that's how it works. Anybody saying otherwise, you are not
old enough and have never rented anything or lived in or been in a lease in your life. If you rent a
house and while you're living there all of a sudden the fucking fridge stops working or the
the AC stops working, it's the landlord and the house owner's responsibility to actively fix
fix that problem, not the tenants responsibility.
But you guys in this chat are old enough
because you guys in this chat,
you grew up with a fucking in-ground pool
in your backyard, a basketball court,
probably a little hot club off to the side
in a gated neighborhood with two stories in the house.
Every Christmas you had nice presents under your tree
when fed the reindeer the night before on Christmas Eve,
like ironic sounds like your life, it's not my life, it's not my life, bro, I grew up
in the fucking trenches. That's why I'm still actively being here, living here, I don't care.
I grew up in a trench in the Erie, Pennsylvania.
Air conditioning was the least of my worries, bro.
I had to worry about gang violence and guns.
Think I was worried about a little air conditioning?
No.
I've been working hard manual labor since I was a kid, yes, so have I, so have I.
You guys realize when I was younger, I did hard manual labor, right?
Every Sunday I mowed my grandma's grass.
Sunday. That's easy shit. So mowing the grass is not manual labor. So now you guys in this
chat are saying that
landstapers are not hard workers.
Wow, Chad.
Wow, Chad.
Wow.
I'm genuinely ashamed of y'all.
Retire, Frank.
Yo, I'll fucking I'll fucking retire, Frank.
When I can walk into my room in my AC unit,
set 72 degrees instead of 96.
That's when I retire, Frank.
Okay, bro.
What happened to your grandma?
She got hit by a train.
Listen, we have a lot of stuff to react to, bro.
We have a lot of shit to react to.
Stop distracting me and please let me finish.
Okay, I got an itch, okay, first off, first point of the day, you missed gifteds.
Oh my gosh, baby Becca, thank you for the five gifteds, wait why does that kind of flow,
Baby Becca, baby Becca, baby Becca, baby Becca, baby Becca.
Thank you for the focusing.
Okay.
First line of business.
Yesterday's stream was absolute cinema.
Yesterday's stream was absolute cinema.
I
Woke up at 5 30 in the morning got surprised with a trip to Vegas
and
Then we went up
$18,000 18 racks
Hey, Jason
What's up, bro? I think it's room straight. It's actually fucking amazing. It's probably the best thing to survive right
18,000
I just like, I went to Vegas, $1 to take case, somehow lost my kid, but you're definitely
right.
You set there as fun roulette.
It's just not the play.
It's not the method.
You got to go to Baccarat.
I know, bro.
I just thought I was going to Baccarat.
I'm actually a Baccarat pro.
Anyways, do you know this familiar?
The Drew shirt?
Oh my god, you're dressed like Drew.
You are dressed like Drew.
I heard you get a new car.
Yeah.
Baby Becca, thank you for the five gifted, baby Becca.
Yeah.
Where are you actually getting a new car?
Yeah.
Are you like trolling?
Are you larping again?
I'm not larping.
So you're actually getting a new car?
Absolutely getting a new car.
What are you getting?
I'm thinking about getting a service to pair with a Maybach.
What do you think?
9-11 or just normal?
I think 10-11.
10-11.
10-11.
10-11.
10-11.
10-11.
Uh, I think turbo S is my life.
Oh, I didn't know.
One of a kind. You're getting a one of a kind?
I'm getting one of a kind, bro.
I'm gonna put like a body kill on it and make it 150 maybe.
It's actually not a good idea.
Which won't like the...
I'm not sure how he's looking like here.
It's one that Clicks has, right?
That I drove in Dallas?
No, no, no. Clicks sold it.
No, he didn't because I wanted to buy it.
No, no. Clicks sold it. I'm the only shitting on the turbo S.
No, no, no. Clicks literally has one that I drove in Dallas.
I was at your house with it. I sold it bro. I'm the only sure you with a turbo s 270 K
This is not have one, bro. Okay, I mean I have one either stop typing in the chat
Wait, what are you? What are we getting? Huh? What are we getting?
Um, like when are we getting I'm getting options right now because I might I might lease the buy
But I might also look at it as the mark advantage
But I feel like that that cars
What will you choose
Know the fuck you're not
I thought about this more before we ask them or I thought that's the more
important that is yeah why looks good I just okay I'm gonna be honest and I have
a I have an opinion that pissed a lot of people off I don't like the way
Porsches look I think they look too I don't know I don't know how to explore
I don't know how to explain bro I've always said this though yeah there's
some people who agree with me and it's a it's a it's a it's fully an opinion like I can't help people
can look at a portion like oh they look good I personally I think they look too like mini if that
makes sense why I don't want to explain it like when I'm a truck owner by the way buddy lacy's
lacy's car collection that collection is fired I don't have a car collection yes you do I just
have cars that get me from point A to point B that I like that's what you have a cyber truck
I do have a cyber truck and you guys would get a cyber truck too if it meant you got to
to take up $100,000 in taxes.
But what about your other car?
My AMG?
My AMG is my favorite car to grab.
AMG?
But you got a Seller.
Huh?
No, not.
Let me see that.
You said you got a Seller, and you're like,
now I'm going to sell it.
No, I was going to trade it in,
but that was just me being bored and impulsive.
OK, OK.
But I don't know.
When I look at Porsches, they just, like, in my opinion.
You ever drove one, bro?
Yeah, I did.
I like the way they drive.
But when I look at a Porsche, I
think they look too like mini.
I'm about to get a kid on Washington, though.
A kid?
Yeah, a kid.
Oh, like what kind of kid?
The art tech.
It kind of went like a twig right there, though.
It was fast.
Now, I was actually looking at a new car too,
but I'm waiting till February.
That ass? Which one?
I think I'm gonna get this.
I'll tell you how it's a bullshit.
I like.
I wait till February, but I think that's what I'm going with.
I've been looking.
I've been looking.
I've been looking.
I've been looking.
You all already know, so I just,
I don't even care if I show up late.
Wait, you already know?
I was I was already talking about it, but I might I might be getting the McLaren. I don't know if I'm again
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. Definitely make your car collection way better
Right now you do that
Bollish, I got to drive it though. That's the thing
But I don't it might be a you get that shit I get the turbo s our car collection as a
Streaming group. We might be the best might be the best girl, but I feel like it's a dumb purchase
That's the thing I'm dealing with well every car is a bad purchase brother, but you got deals on deals on dews
You're too late
Amp. Yeah, but wait, but Ron might might get a new car too, but
If Ron gets a new car I get a new car Lacey gets a new car
Well, I'm between two cars. I'm between I'm between the McLaren 720s and I'm between a
Corvette ZR 1x
You get that shit you buy out here's car. No, I'm not getting that. I got it. It's a good car.
I don't think I'm gonna get a car. I really don't. I think I'm gonna take the money that I would buy the car with and get a house.
That's better smarter, bro.
That's very smart, but are you smarter?
Are you trying to be fucking cool?
Are you trying to be cool?
That's the thing.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Something's got to make up for that fucked-up haircut, man.
My haircut is not fucked up, bro.
Bro, you literally have, like, pubes on your chin.
I'm trying to get a goatee.
I'm trying to get a goatee.
Your chin actually looks like what's on my balls.
You got no pubes in, bro.
It shaved.
I shaved it.
You shaved bald?
I shave my balls. Yeah.
Ball?
You're a bald eagle type of guy.
Not right now, but like when I shave, I shave down the ball.
Yeah.
Down the ball?
Hell yeah.
You put a guard on it, bro.
No, bro.
You shave down the ball.
It gives you extra half an inch.
No, bro.
It's a never real ball.
Yes, ball is better.
Never go bald.
Your shit is going to look like a worm, bro.
Oh, no, no, no.
Yes.
Don't ever go bald.
Bro, it's a method.
No.
It gets you extra half an inch if you go fully bald.
You know, bro, just like the slight lead,
like half an inch of hair.
Yeah, but then you lose half the inch in size.
Oh, yes, you do.
Bald is best.
She look like a naked moon rabbit.
Oh, what's up?
When you say bald, you're thinking like your arm.
I'm thinking like I'm not king of looking at your shape.
That's bald to me.
Because they're still a little stubble.
Ah, that's it.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm going to go shake my shirt right now.
No, don't do that.
But you see.
I got you a gift, by the way.
You did?
Oh, I did it, darling.
Fuck.
Oh, my god, bro.
What was it?
I don't know, they like help you de-bloat.
They don't bloat and they help you de-bloat.
It's like a little gummy you take every morning and then you won't be bloated anymore.
I'm not bloated.
I'm not right now, but I'm just saying in general.
That's actually a really good guess.
I was targeting and I was like, oh, I got to get Jason some.
By the way, you don't feel good to go team?
No, I do, but like you got to get a fool going like me.
Masi coming in?
If you got to get a fool beard like I have.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know.
You gotta get a full beard like I have.
I guess you don't have a full beard.
I do bro, look.
I should come in too, bro.
How many days is that?
Two days.
Okay.
Oh crap.
Hey!
Let's go, bro.
Stop racing, bro.
What?
What?
What?
Didn't see you yesterday.
I was in Vegas.
Did he cancel on you?
I was in Vegas.
He was a no show.
He didn't cancel.
Yes I did.
I texted you.
Hell no.
Hell no you didn't.
We were already there.
I didn't know I was going.
He canceled on all of us.
Fuck it.
This is not fair to me.
Y'all want to yell at someone?
He's downstairs.
Yell at him.
Okay.
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
You better be ready with butter butter butter. Hey, I like it's my plan
so I think we're doing edible roulette come on bro you know but there's a twist
one's gonna have an edible one got weed once got a laxative almost got a honey
and what's gonna be neutral?
Movie, movie, content.
It's gonna have, wait, one's gonna have a what?
A fucking honey pack?
So you either get highest buck,
you either need a shit, or you either get a boner.
Cinema.
Talk to me, bro, let me know if you're on content.
I mean, yeah, dude, yes.
Yes, obviously it's great content,
but I have something that you might like
a little better than butter.
So yesterday, I got this new stuff. It's this oil. Wait, wait. Oh
The Z. What is it called? I don't know. It's some shit. Yeah, apparently you put like you warm it up
You put a little tiny dab of oil on the top and it'll RSL. All right, that's you fried
Like fried fried
But butter butter gets me fried. So that's what gets you true. That's true. Well, you have it
Yeah, dude, I went to the Marlin's and we did the world's biggest weed store yesterday. He's found like 1500
dollars a week for me. Yes, I have an infinite supply.
Was that really, that was your final care signature? Well, it was supposed to be Rage today.
But he told me he had something planned. So I'm pretty sure he was talking about the shoot with you.
So then we were supposed to, he was supposed to be last night, but then Marlin surprised me with the trip to Vegas.
So I ended up staying in Vegas.
Yes, yes, I mean bro, and then I woke up to a fucking Frank Saj farm. Oh my god, you see the clip? Yes, that's the first thing he said.
I don't care, fix the AC then. Yo, I'm sorry bro. How does it go from rats chewing the wire to a solar panel issue to now a car crash makes us have no AC?
I
Said already I think Frank's a great guy. I think he's a great dude a great father a great
Great man. I think I will I think he's a hard-working
But I do not think he knows how to fix an AC unit
I didn't make a lose clients. No, stop hate for my friend. No, he hate for me
Hey, let me know if you want me to bring Frank up here, bro.
No, no.
Yeah, I got to squash it.
No, I'm not going to have to go to Paris with you with Frank, dude.
Are you saving a segment?
I'm actually going to have to do Paris with Frank.
Yeah, you are different, bro.
You're different.
All right, y'all.
I will dead-ass give Frank a fucking $5,000 check if he can fix the AC.
Yeah, rich guy.
All right, bro.
Yeah, 60s with myself.
um participate in the week we're left it's they're saying run how do you mean
run I can't even walk
You know, I feel, you know, I see.
You know, Lacey, you know.
Lacey.
What are you doing?
You know what?
You're not holding nothing.
Lacey.
Yeah?
Stand up.
Dad's going in your butt.
Stand up.
What?
Dad's going in your butt.
Stand up and bend over.
He told me everything.
What?
He told me everything.
He's right.
He's a liar.
You've told Marlton.
No, no, no.
He told me, he told me everything.
What did he tell you?
I've been like with him already, gay.
Don't tell him anything.
Marlond.
Touch me.
Actually told him.
OK.
We have to be back by 3 30 PM
cause we'll miss our flight.
And you have a segment with rage
and the corp boys for the caretaker.
You told him off stream, bro.
I'm really just saying.
That's what he told us.
That's what you said.
That's what he said.
Now get up so I can put this in your body.
This dude, Marlin said the flight was at 4 30.
It was at 3 40.
He told me he told me 3 30.
No, he said the flight was at 4 30.
completely fucked the time enough.
That's sure.
Yes, and listen, I'm gonna be honest,
I'm gonna be honest, bro, I'm gonna be honest.
Hold them both together.
I had zero clue, we were going to Vegas.
So what did he do?
Strap you up, strap you up, put it in the back,
you'll jump into the tree.
He woke me up at 5.30 in the morning.
He just came over my face and said,
Hey. He came all over your face.
He came all over my face.
The 5.30 in the morning.
The 5.30 in my face was on your face.
No, his face was close to my face.
He said, hey, wake up.
It's Darla.
So I looked over to my left and it was Marlene.
He goes, get up.
I'm surprising you with a day.
So then he makes me close my eyes, go in an Uber,
drive 40 minutes, I open my eyes,
we're at a fucking airport.
This is the honor officer.
Oh, I'm streamed.
Show me.
Y'all, do y'all have a clip?
No, they're rage.
I would never, like why would I see you're in,
see you're in line, you dude.
Look at this.
Who do you believe?
Look at this, rage, rage.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Barling starts my stream for me.
Wait.
Comes upstairs, wakes me up in the middle of a fucking,
5.30 in the morning, wakes me up.
His door is unlocked, it's always locked.
No, Drew unlocked me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Drew unlocked me.
So you didn't know at all that you were going for you
randomly?
It's a fucking in-script game.
He was fucking coming in,
and that's why he was just gonna unlock this.
On, on, my mother's heartbeat.
I had no,
no, he told,
let's go Darla conveniently sleep over at the bed.
Marlin told me he was waking me up at 5 30,
but he didn't tell me what he was waking me up for.
He just said we were doing a whole day.
So you told Darla and not sleep with you.
She didn't want to be on camera at 5 30 in the morning, sleeping.
So she pre got out of bed.
She knew Marlin was going to,
did she pre get out the bed or she never got it?
She just stayed at her apartment.
Did you beat your lead that day?
I'm not gonna beat my meat that day.
What is that gonna do?
Look, Rage, Rage, Rage, watch!
Just so I can show you actual proof.
So I can show you actual proof.
Look at this, look at this.
Watch, Rage, watch.
Makes me close my eyes, bro.
Marlon runs into the airport.
He misses the flight.
And I just got here and found out.
So how did y'all get to Vegas?
We went to the, he booked another flight
for the actual airport.
He went to that.
At what time?
And to yogurt.
I missed it.
He got a jet.
He forgot his passport.
So he missed the flight.
And then middle of this race, get this.
Then we fly Southwest to Vegas, okay?
Instead of private.
And then when we're in Vegas,
he goes, oh, we have a flight at 430.
Okay.
So we get ready to go to the airport
on when we're on a drive to the weed store.
He shows me the ticket.
What does it say?
three, four.
Boss, weed store.
Marlon doesn't smoke weed.
Why are you going to the weed store?
Because he-
He what?
He got me $1500 worth of weed for my caretaker.
Hold on, hold on, $1500 worth of weed
and you weren't gonna fly with it back?
I did not fly with it back.
I shifted back.
I shifted.
Whoa!
Whoa!
I shifted back.
I shifted back.
Somehow it was overnight shipping and shit.
It was overnight shipping.
I don't know how that one works.
I think you two, sometime throughout this day,
need to talk to each other and find a way
to take accountability, motherfucker.
I was ready to give you massages, rub your ass
through anything you wanted for your needs.
I'm gonna be honest, Rage.
If I really sit back and think about it,
I got free $1,500 worth of weed,
a free trip to Vegas, a sweet overnight
and went up $18,000.
And you could have been hanging out
with your raging fucking setup.
What was that what the fuck wait I'm not gonna lie to me I'm taking this what
Right so much money that's so much wait wait wait wait hold on how much money do you sorry we each went in with five
Thousand yes, he went in with five each and we left with 28 total
I don't know.
I thought who did you say?
I don't know.
It's kind of like dinner with Jay-Z.
And I got fried in the hotel room and we ordered unlimited room service.
I do think that we are kind of like the dinner with Jay-Z.
You know what?
No, but.
We are like the dinner with Jay-Z.
But.
Check.
Check.
Second, were you raging center or $28,000, $30,000?
I guess that's a pair.
What's going on, man?
Check.
If you were at home, you would obviously take the center.
Hello fairs, they're spending Vegas you're spending Vegas
I'd rather take a hundred
Obviously
During this outreach
Gold in my mind. I'm sitting there. I'm debating. I'm like, I love range, right? I love him to death, but
Sina send me a topgolf by myself
What's way she's she what she called me one night and she goes hey
Let's all go to Topgolf, me, you and Valkyrie.
I drive 45 minutes to Topgolf
and then she facetimes me and she's at her house.
She's like, oh, I was just kidding.
No, no, can I explain what happened?
Sit up.
Can I explain what happened?
We were actually camping outside the base house.
When was this?
Last year, during the 1st of this month.
So let me hear your excuse.
We were camping outside the base house
because right on the side of my deal, let's prank them.
Lacey was the only one who answered
And then Lacey was like, oh sure, because I'm going to be honest,
which would be real.
He had no contact that night.
So he was like, well, I guess I'll go, OK?
I'm just being real.
He had not said, it's fine.
So here's what happened.
He leaves, and the one time Broadblin ever has security
was that night.
So I pull up, and they're like, no, you can't come in.
And I'm like, so you're going to be funny.
Hey, let's all go to top golf and have fun.
I drive through the minutes.
No, no, to clarify, he was already
on the way to top off at that point.
No.
We didn't, yes you were.
No.
We did not go to the phase house until you left.
I didn't know I was involved
in some toxic friendship situation.
Yes.
I apologize to him.
Thank you.
I'm not as rich.
You don't have something on to tell you something.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Hey.
Here we go.
I talked to Marlin.
That fucker right there is a liar.
Holy shit.
That's the other thing.
I was talking to him.
Hey, no, if Marlon's trying to say hi to you,
you're going to Vegas.
What do you say to that?
What do you say to that, Bob?
What do you say to that?
What do you say to that, Bob?
He just feels horrible.
No, what the fuck, Jason?
No, wait, wait, wait.
Did you lie or did you not lie?
So you're telling them!
Hey, what the fuck, Jason?
You're telling them I knew about Vegas!
No!
Did you know about Vegas, Jason?
No!
Can we sit down, can we sit down?
No!
I was Marlon's door unlock!
Why didn't you forget your passport?
Why didn't you fly in Southwest?
Okay, okay, okay, there's a lot, there's a lot, there's a lot of things that explain it, okay?
And fuck you!
Why the hell are you hanging on the floor, Jason?
Yeah, like what?
What the hell is that?
Look, okay?
I'm gonna explain something, okay?
Can we just...
Why not?
I'm just kinda scared.
So like, uh, fuck you.
Like, fuck me.
So yes or no did he know how big it is?
So y'all can do that like the big horse segment like that's why you
And then Marley paid the big grandma to act like she had dementia
because
What?
Yo!
Yo!
What?
I'm just talking
I've been in this day
I've been in this day
If they want to, Vegas is fine
Why did they come home?
No no no, it's not even that
It's not even that, it's not even that
Is that how you find out from Chad
that they work coming back
No no no no
Because I found out from Chad that you were coming back
and I-
To be fair, I did tech trade
I did tech trade
Yes, the after you were there!
I didn't know I was there!
What do you mean you didn't know you were fucking there?
I was fucking there!
I love it!
I don't fucking care what I'm doing.
What time did he get you out?
This is important.
What time did he get you out?
Leave my friends alone.
What's up?
At my house and trying to start fucking problems.
Lazy! No, no, no!
I didn't give this answer.
How long did you text me?
What time?
Four o'clock.
Four o'clock!
Outter!
No morning, outter!
Jason, where did you get this entire time?
Hey, who was that in front of your door?
So, you're all gone.
Awesome, right?
So, I'll show you what the end got here.
So, a burger?
Yeah.
Well, I got the right one.
That was...
Okay, listen.
So...
Okay, let's be honest.
Let's fully be honest with you guys.
Fully be honest with you guys.
You're fine.
Fully be honest, okay?
There was a flight.
It was at four,
or is that 340?
Marlin thought it was at 430, right?
But we arrived at the airport.
How do you think that could be like a 330?
We looked at the arrival time, and...
But, but, even in Marlin's defense,
I also knew we had a flight, and I was,
I'ma be honest.
You didn't really check it.
I looked down a thousand dollars on the slots,
and I kept spinning.
I kept spinning.
Yeah, yeah.
He's got another song.
No, it's the same one.
God damn.
I don't know what you're doing.
What shall we do?
It's not a must-foam, it's obviously a death problem.
Y'all need to communicate better.
Please, I'm so sorry.
Y'all can't have a fucking 18,000.
We went up 18K last time, we're good.
And you couldn't have been hanging up
with your agent sitting at stake.
Yes.
Man, I'm sorry.
Man, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Man, I'm sorry.
You're not your goddamn mom, fuck.
So we don't, no apology, you don't got to say anything?
No, no, I'll go say it, I was, I mean.
Can I say something?
Yeah.
I did tell y'all, so I go,
if we're staying here, you might be like,
be a little, like, tell them about you before,
I'm singing
Whose fault is it?
I would say I would say I would say it's good to see you, I mean I would get Marlin paid a grandma
The athlete she had to mention at the stall. Sure, I did not.
You paid a grandma. Bro, have you fallen to slots for an hour? I'm sick of this shit. No, no, no
You're a bitch.
Okay. We apologize. We apologize.
We apologize.
for
Your copy of him go Lacey we I apologize for missing the flight
Whatever you said no
Marlin I apologize for for wasting your time and
And now we stay in Vegas and we want $18,000.
And you would have rather but spent that time with Senator Rage.
I would have rather spent the time with Senator, look at me.
With, with?
With Senator Rage, yes.
Now, now, now suck on him.
Now suck on a sword if you really saw him.
Now suck on a sword if you really saw him.
The fuck are you doing?
Oh, we had a great time though, right?
What did y'all do?
No, no, no, here's the thing.
We did have a good time.
We had a camp on a sentence.
And let me just tell you about today.
Because that, what's taking care of kids?
Fuck over there, OK?
I had to move the IRL segment from yesterday to today.
And then that karate kid looking motherfucker calls rage and goes, oh my god, Senna, I want
to do another segment, I want to do a segment of rage.
So rage goes Senna, by the way, we need to do a segment of Jason.
I said, okay.
Okay, you know what, I'm going to be honest, I think there's a common denominator problem.
Jason, Jason, Jason.
That guy raped it though.
You, you, you are the problem.
How the fuck is that problem?
It seems to be a secondary because today was supposed to be our day.
What were you telling everybody yesterday?
Rage.
Is it your fucking fault?
It is.
Fuck, how though?
How am I gonna-
Today was supposed to be the caretaker finale with Rage as my caretaker.
He told me he had a stream of set-up play.
He told me he had a stream of set-up play.
He had a stream of set-up play.
He told me he had a stream of set-up play.
He had a stream of set-up play.
He had a stream of set-up play.
Now today, he had a stream of set-up play.
But guess he stepped onto the plate.
I told you shut up shut up I told you I said you need to be here the 26th and the
27th of April and you knew what it was.
Oh, let me ask you something, did you know what it was?
But hey 27 rage confirmed that last
That's why I moved it so both of us do something with him yes or two days ago remember
Yes
Stop walking towards me.
Stop walking towards me.
Stop walking towards me.
Stay back.
Sit up.
Sit up.
Okay.
I rather be on this side.
Go on this side.
All right.
Help me.
Help me.
Maybe I don't.
So, yeah, guys, we figured out.
Oh my gosh.
Mama, shut your fat ass up.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Let's go to the desk here.
Sit up.
I guess lots of people can't be my fault.
I'm gonna fucking guess here.
You're fat ass.
We're gonna be.
Get out of here.
Okay.
Now I'm like a potter.
Stop.
Stop!
Rage!
Rage!
So wait, we asked you.
So why do you care to hear that he moved to the 26th?
Who okayed it?
Raise him.
No.
I came into the room, I told him absolutely, we still have to walk in.
You requested it, you requested it.
He's lying!
Show me the text!
He's fucking lying!
He's a person!
He's fucking lying!
Make sure of our, he's next to each other, he said, can we move to the 26th?
I don't really want to spend the whole day with Cinta.
I just want to do the earlier thing.
Oh my god, listen, listen.
We spent the last two days together.
Why would I say that?
Why would I say that?
So let me ask you.
So when did Jason come in and say you're not her favorite and carrot?
Huh?
In Holland City said you're not her favorite and carrot.
Who said you're all my favorite?
No, you said at least your favorite, but they would say you're not my favorite.
That is not what I said.
Who's your favorite?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I got a favorite after a second favorite.
Are you fucking serious?
After a second favorite.
After a second favorite.
I can't do this.
She said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said,
I'm sure you're all gonna be equal by the way.
No, no, no.
Who's your favorite?
Who's your favorite?
I gotta go with T.
I don't give a fuck.
What the fuck?
Who is your favorite then?
Huh?
Who is your favorite then?
It's not you because it's not your favorite.
I'm not your favorite.
I'm not your favorite.
I'm not your favorite.
I'm not your favorite.
Yeah, that's what you're gonna say.
Look what they did.
Look what they did.
What the fuck is Jason doing?
You literally didn't show up this day, I can't for a whole fucking segment and it's day. I'm finding out
Okay, you guess what guess what rage canceled our entire caretaker day for you
Guess what because my day when it was planned for two months wait, that's that's rage's fault
I can't even say my kind of from the door.
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Don't do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Jason, do it!
This world fucking sucks!
The economy fucking sucks!
You haven't registered a high as shit!
G.J. is gonna get the lady, you just fucking do it, gang!
Do it!
Fucking pet-a-five run a muck here!
Just fucking do it!
Oh, why the guard if you look?
Jason!
Wait, did he go?
Yes.
What time?
A lot of overview, then, please.
My cards today are not crazy shit.
It's three openings.
He jumped off, he killed himself.
Well, he's dead, yeah, now.
No, we can't lose you.
Well, he's dead yet now
You can't lose
I'm gonna kill myself, I bet nah. I'm about to do it now.
No, don't leave court, Jason.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Fuck y'all, man. I hate y'all.
Okay, Jason.
No, Jason!
Don't do it, Jason!
You can do it after we do our second.
What?
What the fuck are we doing?
What the fuck are we doing?
Fuck.
In.
In.
Wait, can y'all see me?
You guys see me?
Stop doing that. What did I do?
What did I do?
Someone just fucked spider-man? What? I did not do the lip. You shaped your ass. Okay.
Alright, wait, wait, wait. Back? Two reactions. Should I even do re- oh my gosh. Yo, I haven't
even gotten to talk. I literally have not even gotten my intro, like, even started.
Guys, I have to tell y'all the upcoming schedule for the next few weeks, okay?
Okay?
So you guys know.
Okay.
So August 28th to August 31st.
Chad, tell Marlin come back upstairs real quick.
Tell Marlin come back upstairs real quick.
Marlin go upstairs.
Yo, not in my chat.
Do not,
not in my chat.
Marlin, come upstairs.
Cause of what we talked about in the car.
Is he coming?
I've been by the pool by the way, man, look at you hear me?
Oh, son.
No, Jason.
Jason, no.
Jason, no.
No.
No.
I'm sure you don't want a chance at Jason Todd.
He's back.
I'm sure he's back.
Oh, where is Marlin?
He's coming.
Chad, me and Margot got like a little, a little announcement, a little announcement that we're about to tell y'all right now, okay?
Except I don't know where he's at.
What the fuck am I watching right now?
You're pregnant. No, we're not pregnant. What is that? What the fuck do you mean?
What the fuck are you watching?
Brother, say we're pregnant.
Why did it fuck you last night?
Y'all know that, right?
Like, I guess the stream randomly throws in the phone died.
Yo, I literally hate, like hate your guests here, bro.
Why?
There's this one.
Yo, Tobi's about the actual cinema.
Look at this.
Oh no.
It's my needle.
Chas my needle.
I did the Wolverine stack for the first time today.
Okay, I'll send one to the, I'll send one to the,
send one to the.
Okay, I'm excited for this, dude.
Chad, me and Marlin have an announcement for y'all.
Okay.
All right.
So.
Starting.
On September 1st.
So in four days.
We said four days.
31st to last.
Wait, is that 40s?
31st to last days, or 80s?
50s.
Starting on September 1st, me and Marlin will be doing another marathon.
Okay?
Now, it's a little different.
You want to tell them what we're doing?
Okay.
Now, it's another gaming marathon.
And again, I'll be honest, the microphone didn't, like it did better than we expect.
I think like quicker.
Exactly.
And for those of you who don't know, what we mean by marathon is starting September 1st,
me and Marlin will be in a brand new house live 24 seven, the entire time.
So we complete this challenge.
The challenge is okay, three games.
And we got to be each thing and each game in a row in a row.
means when we say the games. So the games are Call of Duty Warzone, Fortnite, Fortnite ranked
in Minecraft hardcore. Now, when we say in a row, we mean if we win a game of Fortnite,
and then we die in Warzone, we go back to Fortnite and we have to win again.
Like we got to go one two three and that's it if we beat fortnight and then we win a game of war zone
And then we go to minecraft and we die to the ender dragon. Yes, we have to start all over again all over again
So that's gonna be starting September 1st September 1st my birthday is September 7th
Yes, I'm not trying to see here find the fucking ender dragon on my birthday, bro
Even worse being at tilted towers on my birthday, bro. Exactly. Exactly
So we will we do want to make something clear the game
The game
Routine can switch. Yes. So if day one we start with for tonight and we feel like oh, this isn't a good
I start to a good a good routine. We can switch the sequence and change it to call of duty first. Yes
so we can we can try different combinations, but
Like we want to prove we want to prove that we're actual games no matter what it is
Bro, I'm cool for a gamer to hear from you.
I'm proving that I'm a gamer, bro.
Lacey is a gamer, but now I'm going to.
I've never in my life won a game of war zone.
You haven't played.
I've never, I've never played wars.
I played it a few times and I've never run a game.
Yeah.
And I never played like at all for tonight.
Obviously, I'm very good at fortnight.
I'm confident I could carry us in fortnight
and Minecraft Marlins obviously a Minecraft pro clutch
to end the dragon game.
Yeah, yeah, you were on the lava blog. I came up out of it. Yeah, but you had the clip to LTV clip. Um, listen.
If we are like 15 hours deep into a Minecraft.
And we lose all the way start all over again. Yeah, so like we said, it has to be fully in a row. Yes, we're going to be live in a new house. It's not going to be at this house. Yes.
We're getting a colleague, what's up?
Let me tell you how we're going to do it.
So let's make it a little more interesting.
So, me and Marlon invested a lot into this marathon.
We did, actually, yeah.
A lot of time and a lot of money.
We got a house with seven bedrooms and we each have three setups in three different
rooms.
So there's six total setups.
A call of duty theme setup for each of us, a fortnight theme setup for each of
us, and a minecraft theme setup for each of us.
So we're going to basically switch in rooms.
So when we do fortnight, we move over to the minecraft room.
When we beat that, we move on over to the call of duty room.
And there's also a bedroom with everything combined
that we're gonna be sleeping in.
Cause as you guys know, we're gonna be live 24 seven
until we beat it.
Yeah. And bro, like the last time,
what does it take us four days?
It took us five days to be Minecraft.
Five days to be Minecraft.
Yo, I'm not thinking about it.
Five days, we beat one of the games by the way.
By the way, one of the games.
Now, I'm gonna be honest,
we only had the Airbnb for seven days.
Yeah, we gotta beat it in seven days.
Yes, we have to Airbnb until the eighth.
And I will say this, because we did talk about it,
and everybody we talk about this idea,
it's impossible, like impossible
because we would die so much,
especially in the war zone in Fortnite,
because it's like, it's like a lot of stream snipers, right?
But I think it's possible.
And I told them, well, I don't care
if we got to sit there forever, however long,
I'm not gonna give up on this.
Like say we don't beat it in like 10 days.
Let's just say, God willing, we're not.
We're still gonna beat it.
I was sitting in the stadium and you were pushing.
We had to.
Even if it turns into a fucking month long thing,
we're, there's gonna be IRL mixed in, obviously,
like how there was with the Minecraft stuff.
Yeah.
Like we're gonna be going to get food late night,
doing IRL here and there.
But obviously, the main focus and the main challenge
is going to be beating the games.
It's not going to take us 60 days.
It's not going to take us 60 days.
But bro, we're ready.
We're excited because bro, these rooms are going to be sick.
We got, we rented six PCs, so we have 60% off.
Yeah, I know, Pete.
I'm not going to lie.
It's tough.
Like, we try to do it as-
The Airbnb itself costed us 20 bands.
My editor just said, I need a million dollars for September.
Bro.
Hey, what's up?
Y'all been understanding?
Like, we do these games.
also I'm saying this right now I know Marlon doesn't do this but I'm going to
have a $10,000 clipping campaign for all Clippers so anybody who wants to clip
you guys can clip the marathon and make that shit go crazy for us because
that shit can genuinely go crazy bro I mean look at that well every gaming
thing we've done has been fucking like crazy well give me the heart exactly
I've heard I mean I heard but everybody's telling us our words and we'll be like oh
we because here's the thing bro I think we're gonna be great at war zone look
fortnight yeah okay also we gotta make this clear both of us does not have to be
alive to beat it like it doesn't yes no right now we're gonna start the gold
you just gotta beat it win okay I don't care that's it I don't care if I have
the solo clutch in full yes yes if he dies and there's 10 people up and
That's it. That's it. I don't give a fuck. That's not a make it. That's not a make it. I don't care
I hate we all do it. If you're playing a game. Oh that matters is you win it
That's not a Mickey. How bro, yo, you all talk about a little Mickey
We've got to be three games in a row and I've never played a fucking game in my life
Yo, how is that a Mickey?
It would mark up on hardcore. It's gonna take at least a day to just win a game of Call of Duty
Yes, and it's gonna take us a day to if we get some Minecraft,
it's gonna take us a full day, maybe more to even beat Minecraft.
Hardcore by the way.
Okay, should we tell them our game plan just so they know?
But why do you think we should beat it?
Yes. Okay, here's our game plan.
We think that at least in a week,
we can win a game of Fortnite and Warzone in a row
and then have a 15 hour Minecraft run.
I'm talking about overly prepared life.
full stacked armor
Everything diamonds full stacked on the piece. Yeah full stack. What is it called?
The totems they told him that you can fucking whatever like we're gonna have everything like oh, but so so the two things is
That you'd be I'm not be Bob will I we'd be my grab before yeah, but it wasn't hardcore. I know
He's great at fortnight. Yes, so I don't think that'd be a problem. I think the middle piece
will be Warzone that Mike she's just taken us back and back and back and back and back.
No, Warzone is going to actually, it's going to be really hard.
Yeah.
Warzone is going to be very difficult because neither of us play Call of Duty.
Yeah.
It's Lomiki because Lacey can carry you to a Fortnite win.
Okay, be honest.
This is, so what is called a Fortnite, right?
Right.
So do you think you're that good to be able to carry me to a win in Fortnite by yourself?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
I mean stream ciphers are known.
Yeah, I mean, there will be. Yeah.
No.
Brother, I've tried to play solo for the night the other night, not even max range, a lower range.
And it took me six hours to get away from stream ciphers.
That is by yourself solo.
By myself.
And obviously, I don't know me for me.
I mean, Michael, I mean, that's a long life.
That's just doing nothing.
Like, I mean.
But yeah, so that started September 1st, we're gonna be live 24-7,
sleeping on stream, eating on stream.
I'm gonna be doing my fucking physical therapy in the morning on stream.
I will say this, Lace, I haven't even told him this.
Well, I gotta be up in the gym every single morning.
So if you do, we have it in the morning, I'll hit the gym.
Hit the gym while I'm doing rehab then.
Okay, because, and we're having chef make us good meals because well,
I cannot like shut out on that fucking shit.
Like there's no chance about it.
I mean, there's gonna be some mukbangs for sure.
On a definitely yeah, definitely some of them. Yeah, definitely some smoke nights for sure as well
Definitely gonna be some maybe fucking one of the nights. We can do a little one death equals one shot. Oh my god
Like that's it. That's the problem with Lacey, bro
Like he doesn't go in there to actually go. Yo, let me just sit down walking in the game
Yes, 800 fucking other things you gotta do
We got this we actually got this
And bro, like it might not look like I didn't you have fun playing games because I'm so trash at it. What no to me hilarious
Yeah, see me so fun. I'm like, but yeah, 33 nose first. So the first
No, you really don't not believe it like
Don't show some haters. She has to be a real estate
As true where where where the the weed care package is that okay, thank you, dude. Are that smoking nope better make some weed brownies
So you're not no, we're doing a root will we do that?
One honey pack one laxative. Oh, wow one regular very oh my god. We have the cool off too
You are not going to ever lose in a gulag I would never
Well, me and the gulag is like fucking Iron Man and the Ventures.
It's the exact same shit.
He died.
Oh, shit.
He literally died.
Oh, I forgot about that.
I'm not like he's this strong.
He's one of our...
Jesus.
Okay.
Um, that's not an arping.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
The spoiler goes on a sp...
The movie came out ten years ago.
Yo.
Now, I'm excited, Chad.
I'm excited.
So, I will say, I don't know if I'm going to say it, but I'm going to
say it.
I'm going to say it.
I'm going to say it.
now I'm excited yeah I'm excited so I will say I don't know it when is when is
the first what day is it the first I think it's a Tuesday right no I'm
pretty sure it's a Tuesday so I said Tuesday's a Tuesday okay so I think all
like the first I mean I don't know about you but I'm gonna be like my honest
predictions yeah I think I think we overshot on how hard it's gonna be I
think we'd be not today I think we beat on the third what the fuck are you
I think we beat about a four.
Yeah, I mean, I don't doubt that.
I hate how the chance like bro, yo, yo, I told they see.
I love I love when they doubt.
I know.
Y'all see the same shit about Minecraft.
I said, what do you actually think they say a month?
Bro, it's not gonna.
If we are sitting play and call the duty for night and Minecraft for a month straight.
If we are sitting play and call the duty for night and Minecraft for a month straight
I might actually jump off the top of the fucking up so
Yo, I asked him that was like has there been any gaming marathon where people was sad and I actually couldn't finish it
And they sat there like a month straight and he said no, but if that like I'm not leaving until we beat it
I'm dead ass not leaving until we beat it, but if I gotta go do some shit
We'll go do we'll come right back in like
We have like, like, I don't know if we have one of them, or we have to travel.
Yeah, we have to travel, yeah.
If we don't have a beat by that day, we're strabling the electricity if we're staying live.
Right? Yeah.
Y'all are not gonna beat it in a month, dude.
It's not gonna take us a fucking month.
Bro, that should take us a month, like...
It should take us a month, we're basically doing a sum of parts.
I think we could get on a crazy run and do it in like three days.
I think we can do it.
I swear.
Actual.
I swear.
Jason?
I don't know.
You left.
You left.
You left.
Can you say tell Thames?
Tell Thames.
Yo Karate, thank you for the 5-gifty.
Gulag is only when you play Battle Royale.
You can also play Resurgence.
Yo, why are they saying both alive or slumicky?
No, it's not how it works.
I don't care.
Let's just think about it.
Both of them live.
When you play a pro tournament, it doesn't matter if both people are alive.
You win a game, you win a game.
Yeah.
We're pros.
A win is a win, bro.
Okay, okay, no, no.
No, please don't.
No, they want us both alive?
Yeah, please don't.
If y'all want us both alive, then would non-hard for Minecraft?
Fair.
Fair.
Fair.
That means that we both got to be alive with both of them.
Okay.
I can I can I'd yell it up to a little bit more than the last time we won. Yeah, sure. You're right. You're right
Money
You know, there's a battle in that here's right now. I know it's money versus logie bear. I know it's like the Avengers or Stannos. I know
I put Zark in it too
Zarek. Yeah, I saw some
Yeah.
Dude.
Jack, Jack, we don't both have to be alive.
That's not how it works.
We have to win.
We have to win.
Simple as that.
Even in Minecraft, we didn't both have to be alive.
So imagine the feeling when we beat the first two games.
And we go to Minecraft, you know how they do it?
No, not like at ease.
That would be?
At ease?
Like at ease.
Buddy, it took us five days just to beat Minecraft.
No, because I truly think that first, like, I think rules.
Baby, Becca, thank you for the five games.
I think we're smart enough now to pull my ball out. I'll overly drag out the mic right if you gotta take a 17 hours
Just like everything. I'll be back. We get all the proper shit and fully stacked. It's not even possible for
Not possible. It's not impossible. It's dead as I'm possible
I actually
I first say I heard it bro, you miss 50 gifted earlier what oh
Oh yeah you did. I lose sawing a walk in. I think. Where? Yeah I'm tripping. No, no, no, no. Down, down, down.
No I didn't. Huh.
Huh.
I didn't get him. Look here. Look it. Um, look, look, look. Yeah, what I said, ma'am.
That's all. Yeah, chat. Spread the word. Me and Marlin live on our twitches starting
September 1st, 24 seven, not getting off until we beat Minecraft, Fortnite and call
the duty war zone in a row if we die it fully resets
but I'm not nervous for it but I'm like I'm excited for it to be so fun
also like PG also like different rooms I think that's like a good little touch
we're not doing a sub-a-thon oh my god you know what else is in September
September. What is it? 30% off? 30% off all subs. Ooh, that's a great way to start it.
I didn't even realize that. Someone just said it. Holy shit. Come on now, Chad. Talk to me.
Son, we not gifting news. All right. All right. How long till you get it?
Well, I'm about to react to some show when you do the pack opening. Can you
do pack opening right now? Well, I'm just gonna like tell them like
like my upcoming schedule.
And then what?
So who?
A chat.
Oh, sorry bro, what do you mean?
Okay.
And then I'm gonna do the back opening.
Okay.
How long is it gonna take you
because, bro, Pepsi came down all streams, I bro.
All right, for the-
A.C. has the biggest fucking pack.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, chat.
For the NFL season, I have like a crazy backo art.
I got a $16,000 pack.
It's the biggest.
One singular pack.
It's a briefcase.
It's a one pack in there.
It's a 2025 briefcase.
You can get one of one autographs
or something called Super Bowl patches.
It's like the craziest cases you can get.
Is there anything guaranteed?
It's guaranteed.
It's only six cards.
And all that on my sign or some shit?
Yeah.
They're all good.
Well, it's how long will it take to be honest?
Like five, 30.
Chad, what time should we play Super Cat?
Well, I don't wanna play too late.
It's already five, 30.
Seven?
That's perfect, yeah.
That's perfect.
I'll react to GTI well, I'll go cool. Yeah
All right the first set the first
Okay, all right chat here's my here's my here's my schedule okay October 28th
231st I
I am going to be going on a vacation. Okay. I am going to be on stream vacation. I'm so starting tomorrow. I will not be live the 28th or the 29th. Okay.
I'm going. Well, I will be live, but I won't be doing any like actual content. Okay. I will be live though.
live in Cabo. I'm doing my monthly gambling trip. All right. So I'm going to be going live on kick at
night and doing some gambling with the chat. You got to be 18 plus to watch obviously. And then
and then I might do one stream in Mexico. I might do one IRL in Cabo because we're staying
at this crazy ass resort. So I might do one stream there. I'm not sure yet.
But during the day, I'm going to just take the days off.
Obviously, I just came off my caretaker series.
I was live every day.
Didn't miss a single day of streams, 10 hours,
just did a 24-hour with Marlin.
And starting on September 1st, there's a very high chance
I will be live for two weeks straight.
So I feel like I need a little type of vacation
to just kind of reset before this marathon.
So I'm gonna do vacation plus Cabo trip, okay?
The 28th to 31st.
So tomorrow and the 29th, I won't be live on Twitch.
I'll be live late at night on kick, all right?
Then obviously September 1st to September 1st,
September 1st to September 1st, Lacey X Marlin, 24-7, gaming marathon, okay?
start September 1st, then September 11th, I'm either going to one of two places. I'm
not sure which one yet. I'm either going to Vegas or New York City. Okay. I don't know
which one yet? Um, I'm not sure. That'll be 11 to 13 or 11 to 12. I don't know which one
yet. I don't know which one I'm either going to Vegas with Rod Dogg Moon, Brayden, Pilots
BAM. So I don't know Pilots. Um, or I might be going to New York City. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I have to figure it out. I have to figure it out.
It depends on a few things.
I just have to double check some things.
But I think I'm going to go to New York City.
But this will be a trip anyways.
It's either going to be a Vegas trip with Brayden and Rod Dog
Moon, or it's going to be New York City with,
I think, Ron might be going.
OK.
Then, September 20.
Fifth, I will be at the FNCS LAN in Belgium, okay?
I'll be in Belgium at the FNCS LAN event.
IRLing there with a bunch of Fortnite pros and then also doing a viewing party for the
LAN.
on then that week September 26th and on or yeah September 25th and 26th is is
Belgium right chat and what well let's pin let's pin let's pin let's pin let's
Cards time. Yeah, Betsy in like a few minutes in a few minutes in a few minutes. I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna do it, but you got to pull up
then the
26
To I don't know when
September 26 equals London trip. Okay, September 26
For probably like a week or so. I will be in London doing streams in London
I'm going to be a lot of content I'm doing out there, a lot of collabs that I'm doing
out there in London.
It's going to be a ton of stuff.
I promise it's going to be great content, even though I don't really like London.
I'm going to be doing a ton of stuff, IRLs, and other stuff as well in London, okay?
Then we come back and October 20th, or 23rd, I think, maybe, is when I will be leaving
to go on a huge Japan trip, October 23rd to, I think, November 3rd.
is Japan trip and then when I get back from Japan in early November we have
Lacey, X, Aiden, Ross, Fat Camp Part 2. Fat Camp Part 2 once I get back from my
Japan trip we're running back Fat Camp where me and Aiden each have a team of
very fat people and we try to help them lose weight for for a few days.
Okay, then now also we'll say something I'm not gonna say when oh then we have
Is it isn't I don't know if that's public yet actually then we have November. I think it's November 19th
November 19th I
Will be doing a GTA 6 marathon
not ending until I beat the game on November 19th. Holy shit is a lot. You and everybody,
yeah I mean everybody's gonna be doing it, but fuck it I'm doing it too. I'm doing it too,
I don't care. I'm doing it too. Twitch might, yeah Twitch genuinely might fall apart. Wait,
streamer awards? Is that announced already? I keep seeing someone spamming streamer awards.
Is that announced November 12th, okay November 12th streamer awards and I will also say in
the midst of all this obviously core in Japan but in the midst of all this there will be
I'm not going to say what day because we don't have it locked in yet but in the midst
of all this, there will be a core thing that we're doing on stream. Okay. I'm not going
to say what, but it's going to be something in the midst of all this. What about Canada?
I don't know, bro. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know when I'd fit it in.
26th and 27th is land. Okay. And I'll do this.
27th London trip. I'll move that.
I'll move that.
Yeah, I'm spending Halloween in Japan. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
We want Canada. Yeah, but I want to wait till I can do stuff in Canada first.
Story mode for GTA 6 is 80 hours? Holy shit. But this is just like major stuff, chat. This
isn't like smaller stuff. You guys know I have stuff planned. There's a big two-week gap right
here. I'll probably have something planned or stuff planned. Maybe I'll do Spider-Man
marathon right here. No, I'm all online. And then obviously, fucking December, y'all already know
we have Christmas.
It's not leaked, is that leaked?
That is leaked?
Yeah, Ron already said it.
Okay, but we got Corvus.
We got Corvus during Christmas.
Ron, I hope I didn't just get baited into saying that.
And I'm also going to be going to,
I think I'm going to be doing Christmas in New York City, like the actual, like Christmas itself.
And Big Bear.
Well, yeah, this is, this literally is what the rest of the year looks like.
Now, I would hold your breath on a few things.
Everything that's fully 1,000% confirmed is this, this, this, this, this, this, this,
this
Yeah
Twitchcom yeah, I'll go to Twitchcom for a day, but I'm not going to like Twitchcom for like the whole time again
What
But yeah, this is literally what the schedule for like pretty much the rest of the year looks
like.
This is just major things.
And there's also going to be stuff that randomly pops up.
Like I'm going to be doing a haunted stream with rug during October, probably.
I'm going to be doing, there's obviously going to be like Patreon movie nights, football
nights, NFL walks, parties, all that kind of stuff too.
This is just like main big things that I have like locked in over the next three months
Spider-Man marathon. Yeah, I just don't know when I got to figure out when
I got to figure out when
Core sub-a-thon buddy, we're not doing another sub-a-thon. I hate to be the bear of bad news,
dude. I hate to be the bear of bad news. We're not doing another sub-a-thon in
Why would we do another sub-a-thon?
Why would we?
It can't really, like, goal-wise, I don't really think that there's a topping all of us hitting 100K, hitting a million combined sums.
I feel like we're going to do something. Don't worry. We're going to do something.
Well, it's not gonna be a sabbathong.
We're not doing a sabbathong, bro.
Okay, is there anything else that,
oh, I don't wanna react to this.
I know I already showed y'all this
and already talked about it,
but I'm sure you guys saw too.
I'm officially gonna be on Netflix, guys.
I know, I know.
Spoiler alert, guys.
I didn't actually get arrested.
I never actually got arrested.
I faked getting arrested on stream
and then I went to London and filmed.
Yeah, I tricked you guys.
I fooled the internet.
I know, I know.
I didn't actually get arrested guys.
They were fake cops.
But, but shout out to the Sidemen.
Um, I will say this, uh, this show is going to be hilarious. Okay. You guys are going to really
love it. It was super fun and it's going to be super entertaining. The cast is great. Even, uh,
if there's some people that you guys don't know because you're not tapped into that side of the
internet, um, everybody on the cast is hilarious. I made a lot of great friends during this
And you guys are going to get to see some hilarious moments and yeah, bro. Yeah, it's it's going to be it's going to be fun and and I have full permission for all the people wondering.
I saw a lot of people saying, oh, I don't have a Netflix subscription. I don't have Netflix. When this show comes out on Netflix, I am full white listed to watch it on stream.
Okay. So when the episodes come out, I will be watching them on my stream.
And what I'm going to be doing is every episode, I'm going to have a different guest
that was on the show, watch the episode with me, and then we're going to do like a little
collab stream after. So I'm going to be doing streams with pretty much all these people here
when the show comes out, watching the episodes with them. And it's going to be cinema. Okay.
It's gonna be cinema and I'm gonna just say, you know, like
The show is gonna be great now. The show is gonna be great and the fact that I'm just like
I'm in a Netflix show. Y'all understand how crazy that is?
I'm in a Netflix show
That's nuts
Well, yeah, everybody on here
Obviously I was, I will say I was great friends.
I was friends with everybody,
but there were a few select people
that I became great, great friends with.
You guys will see when the show comes out.
But, I mean, it kind of already got leaked in a TikTok.
So you weren't in any drama?
I
Listen bro
All I'm gonna say all I'm gonna say is
When this comes out, I put on a fucking show bro. I put on a show
All right, I put on a show and I really hope people who are watching enjoy it cuz it's fucking hilarious dude
It's gonna I'm so excited for like the final cut and to see it all put into a show
So I'm gonna understand I was there
You know for like filming it so seeing it all cut up cut down into an actual met the show is gonna be really cool
Keith raid yo Keith. Thank you for the rain. Thank you for the rain. I
Just know you were making fake shit up and telling other people
This tick tock
You didn't even wait till the show came out to post it, bro.
Also I got, I also have some tip-tops and stuff filmed, but I think I'm going to wait
till the show comes out.
Broken arm.
Yeah, y'all are also going to get to see how I fucking broke my arm, bro.
Now they're gonna get to see how I broke my arm as well or broke my wrist.
Always injured. It's actually like when you guys it's insane.
It wasn't a fork. Oh no, it was a fork. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see in the show. Yo,
you guys will see in the show, bro. Just wait for it to come out. Wait for it to come out.
It's act is gonna be cinnamon. I'm so excited. I'm so excited to watch it. All right.
your bones must be made out of milk.
Drone.
I can't wait to see some of the show on the show.
Bro, there's this one.
You're a Netflix star.
No, I'm going to be honest, bro.
I'm not I'm not I can't leak or say anything, but there's some shit on the show that
bro y'all are gonna see dude y'all are gonna see bro y'all are gonna see you should put at net six
in your mind why like I'm not doing that I'm not doing that
text drew and say card time. When does it air? I'm not allowed to say I'm not allowed to say I'm
not allowed to say but just just keep an eye out for like all the Sidemen socials because now that
the show's announced I'm sure they're going to be cycling stuff to hype it up and there's going
There's going to be stuff coming out all the time now that it's already announced that the show is out.
GTA 6? No, not right now. I want to do cards. I want to do cards. I want to do cards.
I'll react to GTA 6 tonight.
I texted Drew, but he's not answering. Oh, he answered.
Are you the one who made this noise?
Okay, do y'all actually think me and Marlin's marathon is going to take that long?
What is this tweet?
Why do you keep saying vacation to save roulette paid for your gambling shirt?
We don't care.
Is that not like nothing?
What?
Did I not say that?
Did I not say I'm what?
Because it is a vacation, no it isn't retard, he isn't paying shit.
That's not what a vacation.
Okay.
Drew, are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
So a free trip isn't a vacation.
Yeah, apparently in order for it to be counted as a vacation, you have to pay for it.
Brother, it's more of a vacation if you don't have to pay for it.
When is this?
Oh, I don't even know when the dra- Wait, hold on. I think they texted me about when my fantasy draft is.
My fantasy draft is on
They want to do it on September 2nd
I mean I can do that right
Yeah, I could take 10 minutes 15 20 minutes off of a game to do that. Why are you guys saying hi Jinxie?
Oh, also, Jamesy announced that he's doing a 100 streamer Fortnite tournament.
Oh, Jamesy, where's my invite, bro?
Where's my invite?
I want to play in this.
Like, JC, put me and Marlon on the same team.
Oh, wait.
OK, Chad, are y'all ready to see what I have to open today?
Oh, my God.
Clue is off of it.
But where's the cutter?
What am I doing right here?
I think, yeah.
Can't do it here.
Fuck me.
I'm going to do it here.
Let's see if we could.
Are y'all ready to see the packs I have today?
Oh my God, I do want to let y'all know.
The pack opening sponsor is now moving forward,
going to be Rubett sponsoring the pack openings.
So Rubett is now sponsoring the pack openings.
Shout out to Rubett, obviously, for making them possible.
Otherwise, they would have gotten retired.
They would have gotten retired and lost in transition.
So Rubett is now sponsoring the pack openings
and they gave me extra budget.
So I have 25K now every month to get packs, okay?
Rums, are you able to sink it?
Like this, drum set.
This should look good and it won't lie
because it's all back.
Okay?
So this.
Now, first.
Oh, you need a knife or something.
I know, I do need a knife.
It's right here.
Oh, I see it.
First thing we had, it was 25, no, it was always 20.
I just did 5K of my own money to make it 25.
Okay. First thing we have, we have a full case of 2025 immaculate cards. A full case,
not one box, not two box, not three box, not four, but we have six boxes,
is six boxes of these of Immaculate 2025.
Okay.
But that's what we're starting with
because we have the Holy Grail of NFL cards right now.
We have a brand new case, two briefcases of 2025 flawless cards.
The briefcases.
These right here are $16,000, $16,000, okay?
16 bands, Jack, for these, $16,000.
Two briefcases.
Now, these don't have a lot of cards.
These are like six cards each.
All right?
So, there's that we have the things and wait, you said they gave me some other facts too, just like for three.
Yeah.
And then also because I got them from.
I got it from a sports cards chat. They gave me a free packet tops chrome black.
2026, which is the NBA.
I'm actually, I'm actually nervous.
I'm dead ass nervous.
These are some, no, it's insane, it's insane, it's insane.
Crazy bulls.
Okay. All right.
I don't even know how to start with this.
I'll move this.
Okay, okay.
It's gonna be a long opening.
No, I don't think it will, right?
It's gonna be quick.
It's gonna be quick.
I'm gonna sweat it though.
I'm gonna sweat it.
Double audio echo, round six, six, six.
Okay, all right.
Well, I gotta do a YouTube intro.
Okay, YouTube intro chat, hold on.
Here we go, here we go.
What's good, YouTube?
Today we have another huge $25,000 pack opening
in celebration of the NFL season coming soon.
I have bought an entire case of 2025 immaculate collection.
This is a $10,000 case right here.
We have six boxes, OK?
But that's not it.
We have the Holy Grail two 2025 flawless briefcases.
These are $16,000.
We're gonna open up all of this and see what we pull.
Shout out to the sponsor.
Shout out to Rubette for making this possible.
Go use code Lacey on Rubette.
Let's get into the opening.
Ooh, okay, okay.
Okay.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Do I just do it then?
So what are some of the top chases in this?
It's like, I think you can get Super Bowl patches.
You can get one-of-one autos.
Very zoomed in here, huh?
Here we go.
Cam Ward, Jackson Dart, Stats, yes, but you can also get other stuff in here, okay?
All right, first box, wow, I mean, this just looks insane.
Now, like I said, there's not a lot of cards, so this is going to be,
make sure you're here for the whole thing, because there's not going to be any waiting,
there's not going to be any sweating.
This entire opening is going to be full, just crazy shit, crazy shit, okay?
First opening, here we go.
It's just one pack!
It's just one pack!
You have to be careful handling it, because you're going to want it far, it's like bouncing
around.
Okay.
And there's two little seals on the handle.
Dude!
This is just going to be a bang bang!
It's not just good.
Oh, the knife fell.
Okay.
The knife just disappeared.
Whoa!
Wait.
Where did the knife just disappear to?
Where did the knife just disappear to?
Okay.
I don't know where the knife just went.
I'm actually okay. I guess I'll use this. Drew just took it.
Why did you take it?
Drew.
Drew.
Did you take the knife?
I need it. I need it. Okay.
What am I chasing? Someone be honest.
I think the main chase I'm going after here is obviously a Jackson dart
Rookie Otto that would be like the top but in these packs you can really get anything
Like there's definitely some crazy shit you can pull
JSN would be phenomenal imagine a JSN Super Bowl patch like that would be crazy
I
Enough enough enough of the stall. Let's just get into it, bro. Here we go. Here we go
I don't want to show this first card
I'm gonna hide it so you guys don't see it
All right, first card oh
My god, oh my god
Luthor burden 19 patch rookie one of one off the rip
Is that insane
What? A 91 of 1 Luther Burton patch? That's a hit already! Oh my god, a 1 of 1 off the
rib first card? I didn't realize it was a 1 of 1 and so I started at the bottom. Wait,
This is insane.
Oh my God.
Luther Burton's going to be a leg.
He's going to be a dog too.
Yo.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
He's not me.
He's good.
It's a second year.
Next up, we have, hold yo, that's crazy.
maybe he's good to second year next up we have hold you that's crazy 101 first
card bro first card one of one that's like at least like uh we'll be honest this
is this value you can't value this is a one-on-one
and it's a Nike patch dude I have a Nike patch of um a random NBA player and
And I got offered 5k for it from someone.
This is actually a good player.
That's insane.
They say it was great because it's from the cards.
Yeah.
OK, here we go.
Next up, we have a cam scat out of 49 rookie patch.
Not bad.
Not bad, that's solid.
That's it. I mean, fuck, I'll take that. Okay.
It's auto. It's auto. It's auto.
Whoa, what is that?
Like a piece of a shoe.
Is that a cleat?
Okay.
Trevor Etn 3 out of 25 rookie card and it looks like it's like a cleat patch.
Oh, it's a cleat and helmet patch.
Wait, that's cool.
He's mid but like that's a cool car chat.
Having a cleat and a helmet patch is pretty dope.
That's cool.
it's a really cool card. It's a really cool card. Okay, next definitely.
Yeah, I'm going to see.
Levy on belt. I see Levy on belt. That's one of my favorite, that's my favorite
and I've already met for the whole time. I see the word Levy on belt.
Oh my god.
Leavion Belt, one of five auto?
Oh my god.
Only thing is it's a Jets card, bro.
Dude, if this was a Steelers card.
Wait, that's a great, it's a number patch too.
looks like one of five leading on Bell Auto.
This pack is insane so far.
Is this normal?
Rookie, for the Browns.
Could it be Shadr?
Oh my God, wait.
Come on.
He's good. 34 out of 49 Otto, rookie Otto, okay.
He was a defensive rookie of the year.
Really?
I didn't even know that.
Oh, that's a good card, then.
That's a good card, then.
Holy shit, this pack is insane.
Okay, last card of this pack.
It's Panthers.
Is it Bryce Young?
Wait, can it be Bryce Young?
Can it be Bryce Young?
It could be, it could be Ted too.
Wait, it's Raiders?
Yeah.
Oh no, it's Cowboys.
That's Cowboys.
82 that, oh my God.
Shacin' Whittin'.
18 receptions in a single game auto.
That's a legend. Jason Wayne. Wait, that's a legend. He's one of the best titans of all time.
Dude, you know, Russell, I don't think you understand what I just pulled. I just put a one of one Luther Burton Mechipatch.
First card in the map.
First card. First card.
These are my days.
That's gotta be insane.
It's gotta be insane.
So chat in the first pack is everything we got.
We have the Luther burden, one of one Nike Auto patch.
We have a Ladeon Bell, one of five auto.
That's a good one for you.
Oh my God, it's insane.
We got a, we have a Jason Wittain auto.
Defensive rookie of the year, Carson,
Schweisinger, rookie auto.
We have a camscat rookie patch and a Trevor ETN plean helmet tool patch.
That's a great pack.
That's like a phenomenal pack.
That's a first that's all from one pack.
Yeah, that's far.
I'd say I'm up right now.
I mean, what was it 10K for this?
Yeah.
And there's open one more chat.
We have five more of those.
We have five more of those.
Here, put those on the left.
Maybe separate like the big bits from like, yeah.
Cool.
We have five more chat.
Let's get into the second one, bro.
Oh my God, this might go dead.
No, this has potential to be an ince
the one of ones worth more than 10K.
Luther Burden, that card will be worth more
than 10K in the future.
Yes.
Luther burns a dog and he has Caleb Williams throwing the ball.
Pack number two.
Pack number two.
And try to keep it in camera so people don't look on the camera.
How do I do it? So I hide it but also keep it in camera.
I mean, you could just put it in your hand.
What if I just pull it up here like this?
Yeah, yeah, just keep it in one of the frames, you know.
I don't want to see, I don't want to spoil it.
Fuck it, it's the first card, right?
Does it really matter that much?
I can show it?
I mean, things.
All right, ready to have the first card?
Here we go.
What the fuck?
What?
The coach.
Did I just get a John Gruden out of 75 card?
How can you even get coaches on carbs?
I watch him on YouTube.
Okay, he has a good YouTube channel.
I'm doing this one, so I wanna see.
All right.
Next card.
I'm holding it, I don't care the chances.
Here we go.
49ers?
Okay. Okay.
Cool patch.
Brandon I you will controversial at the moment will controversial. But it's okay.
All right.
Not a 50.
Giants.
Please be Jackson D'Art.
Please be Jackson D'Art.
Please be Jackson D'Art.
Out of 99.
Brian Burns.
OK.
So Brian Burns Otto though, out of 99.
He's good.
Brian burns is solid. It's not it's not it's not bad, but it's not exactly of a card
That's cool. Oh wait wait wait go down just a little
A little bit more. Oh, okay. Okay. The dolphins
Thought it was just correct
Dolphins and it's a gold card
I think it's going to be a
two out of five.
Well,
chop Robinson, like 3D two out
of five. Yeah, it's like a 3D
card.
Cool.
Yeah, but it's just I wish it
was a different player.
It's all good. I mean,
He's solid, but it's like it's all good. It's all good. It's all good chat. Can't can't hit them all
That's a shitty card I could tell Tampa Bay Bucks
Mike Alston Mike Alston
I
Call a famer
Is that a 49? I mean, it's it's okay. It's not terrible. It's not what I was looking for but it's all good to good card
It's a good car chat. I know he's a legend chat, but it's not the best. It's not that good of a card
I
Ashton jetty five out of six rookie cards that are auto on the patch
Auto on the patch. Oh my god
On the tea is crazy
Wait, oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
It's a nameplate nobility card.
Rookie five out of six.
That's five.
Audnatee is crazy.
It's already listed as 5K on eBay
and he's a rookie, it's the second year.
They're saying $5.
Oh my God.
There's 101.
No, it's a five of six.
Five of six is crazy.
The auto is on.
It's not on the card.
It's on the actual patch, which is crazy.
I've never seen it.
He just got injured, bro.
He sprained his ankle.
What is it?
Wait.
It's the same six letters in his name.
What is it?
Like.
Oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't think you understand.
Oh, it's each one is.
This is one of one.
This is one of one.
one of one. Well it's like there's a yeah there's six of them. No but this is one of one. Yeah that's
the one of one T. This is the one of one T. So somebody could try it's a set every every every
he signed every letter in his name that's why it's out of six. Yeah. So this is a one of one car.
You should try to collect all six. Yeah the Y is listed for five fans. The Y is listed for five K.
I think the T is cooler than a Y. She's way better than a Y.
Triple T.
Wait, this is like a $10,000 car.
What?
Yeah, that's a big car.
That's insane.
Oh my God.
There's two T's.
Genti. No, there's not.
You guys don't know how to spell, bro.
That is so sick. Hello, close up for y'all.
That is, this might be one of my, this might be,
That might be my coolest card I have.
Yeah, autograph on the patch.
That's insane.
Yeah, it works.
This is insane.
That's fire.
Imagine I get another one of like that in here.
You get everything.
I get the J.
Okay, I mean, second pack obviously carried by this right here, but we did have a Mike
We had a, uh, chop Robinson,
Brian Burns, Brandon Ayuk, and a John Gruden.
Not a bad second pack.
Not a bad second pack, but this card is like the two cards,
like these two cards are insane.
Bro, you might have like made your money.
We'll pick up for the game.
Dude, we're not, we're not even at the like the big shit.
Yeah.
This, chat, this is the mid, this is like the, the,
the low notes here.
It's the upper. It's the upper.
It's not the beef Wellington yet.
It's the mozzarella sticks.
Stop gassing, Gentie.
You're shripping.
Wasn't he like the highest drafted running back in his class?
Here we go.
Box number three.
I'm feeling a heater.
I'm feeling a heater.
I don't want to lose all happiness.
I don't want to lose all happiness.
Oh, no.
It's a big, it's a big more story.
There you go.
Is that you, Drew?
Trying to log in.
All right.
I'm going to go on.
Okay.
Here we go.
Here we go.
First card. Make sure it's the right way. Okay. It's a mid. I saw it. I'm not going to lie to chat. It's a mid.
Okay. First card. Here we go.
Russell Wilson out of 99.
Ugh. God.
Yeah, okay.
So you guys see I'm not cheating or doing anything weird.
One more there.
Okay, okay, okay.
Fucking PSA one.
Good.
Giant's Russell Wilson. Yeah, we go to that.
Next card.
Chicago Bears.
That's Caleb Williams yo if this is a Caleb Williams auto
If this is a Caleb Williams auto
He's my favorite quarterback, please be a auto please be a auto
Slow
I mean, it's cool to Caleb Williams patch.
He doesn't sign.
Oh, hey, I mean, that's the best you can get them.
Okay.
I mean, hey, it's a good card.
It's a good card.
Caleb Williams patch out of 99 and it's a number patch to it looks like it's part
of the I want to say part of the one.
It's not another.
I don't know.
still good though oh you know how good this would have been if it was number 18
out of 99 oh one off this is yours number match next card
Chiefs.
Why not? Hold on.
I mean, Xavier Worthy.
20 out of 49.
Xavier Worthy patch.
It's all right. It's all right. I mean,
it's me. Yeah, I'm not going to gas it up. It's not good.
I'm going to be honest.
All right.
We have a 12 out of 15.
That's sick.
Brother, what is that patch?
What is that patch?
What is that patch?
So rookie 12 out of 15.
Judgkin's patch.
Yeah, no, you got Nike entities.
That's actually one of the
coolest past I've ever seen.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's a gloves brand patch.
Yo, that's great.
They're saying it's a huge
hit.
That's fine. That's a generational patch. That really is. Wait, is it bad if I touch the gloves or should I not do that? It touches your card, right? Do whatever you want.
Oh, that feels so good. Actually, you gotta touch it. Okay, yeah, that's pretty good. That's so sick. Okay. It's $150 on eBay. Well, yeah, but they don't have this exact patch, chat.
Oh my God, is that Seahawks?
No, it's Ravens, okay.
A legend.
Ooh, that's kind of cool.
Jamal Lewis.
Um, I have something crazy. I don't know what this is.
I know, I know what it is.
The second last one. I think it's another like double patch. No, no, it's like a
Was it pretty plate? What is that pretty plate or just like there
What is that stainless stars rookie card dolphins?
Quinn Ewers
Or don't know
It's like a metal though
that's a big no it's not bro I was my last car is it good Tyler Warren one of
the oh my god one out of five is wild that's a NFL logo football that's a
NFL logo football one of five Tyler Warren auto rookie car oh my god what
He's like he's like one of the he's like already one of the best tight ends
Wait, is this a one of one no, it's probably out of 99
Scratched up in shit, too
Yeah, those never PSA good
Wait that Tyler Warren card is insane
two. This is kind of cool.
Look at this. A football logo patch, dual patch, one out of five Tyler Warren.
If you look at like the football closely, you can see like the wear on it.
Yeah, look at that.
That's a huge triple.
I said you got gloves and football in the same box.
This is kind of nuts.
This is crazy.
Oh my God.
Pepsi or a luck.
I'm not gonna lie, this is the first time
I've ever pulled anything.
That yo, that patches so.
That patches this.
That Adidas patches so cool.
Bro, look at these patches that I just pulled.
Look at all of these.
Check. This might be my best opening ever. Okay. And we haven't even gotten to the brief
You're going to have to go to
We still have three more of these in two briefcases.
Okay, the gloves weren't that crazy.
It's like 150 bucks.
Really? Yeah, but he's also a rookie.
Yeah, yeah. That's like a you hold that part.
Yeah, no, judgekins, judgekins could be good.
Judkins.
There we go.
There we go.
We got another one.
His name is Judge Kins.
What are y'all saying?
That's his name.
It's literally Judge Kins.
Yeah, for sure.
Judge Kins is tough.
Yo, that's, is that not his name?
Question judge teams.
I hear you.
I started with you got the one on one.
I know first card area area area.
OK, next pack.
Upside down.
I'm going to call.
crazy.
CJ shroud five out of 75.
How was he allowed to have a number five card.
state and Daniel's number.
Is there a card in there so that you're good.
Oh, this is bad.
These are bad.
These are bad.
It's a bad pack.
No, it's gonna be something.
Chad's a bad pack.
It's a bad pack.
It's a bad pack.
It's all good.
It's all good.
Can't win them all.
Oh, I see something going back there in there, Mom.
49ers.
Is that Brock?
Brock, Perti 16 out of 50.
Number patch.
Aussie antics with the 20 gifted.
Yo, Aussie, thank you for the 20.
W20.
Thank you, Aussie.
Okay, 16 out of 50 Brock, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid.
Wait, I see purple.
Clearly, I'm not gonna get it.
Vikings, Vikings.
Okay.
could be Justin Jefferson, could be Jordan Addison, could be, it's Jenna, it's Jenna.
It's not fair, it's not fair player, it's not fair player, it's not fair player, it's
It's Jetta.
No patch, no auto bro, just base.
Let's fuck them. What an edge bro. What an edge on that one dude, just a base card.
Still cool. I mean only YouTube comments if you want this card, I'm giving it away to one person.
It is a patch. Oh my god. Oh my god. It is a patch. He's on a patch. Hold on now. It
is a patch. It's embedded. Okay. Hey, got a little bit better. I couldn't even see
The Rockos eight out of forty nine Tim Tebow son son son a Tim Tebow card in the
big 26. Okay, I mean, it's eight out of 49. A statement card. I mean, it's a cool auto.
He has a good market for guards.
Okay, okay.
Immortal ink, Raiders, 31, Ted Hendricks.
Ted Hendricks.
Okay.
pretty cool, pretty cool.
Rookie card out of 99 Colts Riley Leonard, Riley Leonard.
There's some shit on the end here.
Last card of the pack.
Can it save it?
I don't know.
Jets Johnson looks like Jets.
Oh, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Garrett Wilson and Kishan Johnson.
Do do auto out of what 25.
Holy shit.
10 out of 25.
I think that's a cool. Wait,
that's is that a patch? What is
that underneath? That's like
patches behind it looks like.
Like the other card. Wow.
Oh, wow. That's a dual.
145 on eBay. Let's go.
That's a great card.
My sweet. Okay. Okay. Okay.
I'll look, I'll look, I'll look, I'll look, I'll look.
Did the bears get it up?
Maya.
Best surprise of my life in the easiest yes.
Aw.
Wait, Maya got engaged.
Congratulations to them.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
My uh
Smile you face
Wow
Congratulations, man. Maya got engaged
Beautiful bro. Love is beautiful
Love is beautiful, dude
Here's parasocial ass chag go who doesn't let people be friends. Okay
Two more. Two more of these boxes.
All right.
He did that in in in Alaska. All that's sick.
What is it?
That's it.
OK.
Here we go, Chad.
We have two more boxes of these, and then we
have the two huge briefcases.
All right, Chad.
Oh my god.
Chad, I feel something huge in this pack.
I don't know why.
Anybody else feel it?
Anybody else in the chat feel it or is it just me?
Here we go.
Oh!
Kyler Murray, 17 out of 50.
Okay.
Should I give this to Adapt?
Yeah, should I give this to Adapt?
He's not even on them anymore.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Nothing special here.
It looks like it does.
Kyler Murray, 17 out of 50.
Let's slide it a little bit. 49ers again. Another IU patch, eh? Mr. CTE himself. Mr. CTE
He's not going to be able to
see himself.
Okay.
Is that a Super Bowl patch?
That's a Super Bowl patch.
Bon Miller Broncos 92 out of 99 Super Bowl Championship
memorabilia patch.
Wait, go to the back.
See if it says.
I want to swing out.
Oh, yeah.
After checking the back.
That's a cool card.
And it's a shaped one.
Look, it's shaped like the trophy.
Ah.
Look at it like a hit.
Dills.
Here's your challenge.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my
god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I
got the Drake May. Was that we
What does that say?
It says R. It's a Drake May 47 out of 49 patch.
It says R. Dude, that's a sick card.
I got bad news for the other one.
What?
It says, being closed, authentic memorabilia.
This is not from a specific game or event.
So it's not from the Super Bowl.
Oh, hell no, bro.
That's the patch. The Patriots, the we all slogan on the neck of their jerseys. Okay. Okay. That's, that's pretty safe.
Stop holding the corners. Is my hand anywhere. Is my hand anywhere near record.
Also, where else
I'm not selling these cars. I'm keeping it's not like
Saints.
What the fuck is that?
wait is it missing the page laundry tag fuck is it missing the middle one of Chris
a larvae it's like a gold auto laundry tag patch today just take the laundry
tag off his jersey and put it in the card.
They ran out of everything else.
That's cool.
I know it's cool, but OK.
Lions.
Ooh.
That's Meghan Shun.
That's Calvin Johnson.
That's a Calvin Johnson card.
I swear to God, that's Calvin Johnson.
I swear to God, I just saw Calvin Johnson's face.
Go from the box. Easy. Yeah.
Detroit Lions. Calvin Johnson.
Patch Auto. A Calvin Johnson patch auto.
It's a sexy badge. Oh my God. Is that from their fucking color rush jersey?
Wait, that's crazy!
No number?
Out of 25.
Where?
Oh, I'm blind.
Out of 25.
Fire.
Left the banger.
Four out of 25.
Wow.
That's from the eight, too.
It looks like...
That's, that's crazy.
He's a legend, bro.
That's insane.
last card. Okay, I mean, not bad, not, not the best, but it's, it's where she writes
74 out of 99. It's okay. It's okay. Pretty sure buddy's like in jail right now or something,
But fuck it. I mean, hey, he's the one who hit his wife or a different one?
I think no, I someone writes to it.
Right. No, I'm right. Oh, yeah.
Ray Wright hit someone. Yeah. Yeah. No, she writes.
I'm pretty sure he's in drug for, for speeding, right?
You know, for speed, not in drug in jail for speeding.
OK. OK.
Chad, we have our last immaculate collection, 20, 25 box right here.
He's fleeing an accident, okay.
And then we can move on to the big hits.
Then we move on to the big shit chat.
Here we go.
Please, give me some phrase here.
I feel so good.
Sure.
What?
It's a good player.
Who?
It's a really good player, but I didn't see the card.
Close your eyes and reveal it to the chat.
If it was a trachmate like, oh dude.
It's just a base trachmate card.
Oh, there we go.
Let us see something on the back.
Maybe. Here we go. Drake may.
Another champion.
Dexter Jackson.
Skip.
Oh, I just need to click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
Chiefs, Xavier Worthy again.
Oh, no, this pack is shitting the bed.
It's because of the bangers in the back.
Triple jerseys.
Triple?
Says triple jerseys, what teams?
The box, okay.
Number nine.
Oh my God, Iguca.
Panther, is it a tech?
Oh, wait a minute. Packers. That's fire. Matthew Golden. Okay. Okay. What is it? Oh, it's
One card number one out of 49.
It's got a goal.
It's not bad.
Mid patches though.
Kyle Pitts, rookie card.
We'll take this for sure.
We'll take that for sure.
Kyle pits Otto six out of 25 rookie card.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
Give me some good, give me some crazy rookie.
Who is, what team is that?
Donna Mitchell.
10 out of 15.
Sure.
Trayvon Henderson.
Oh, it's the eye black sign.
It's a cool card.
That's a really nice one.
Yeah, it's cool.
Not terrible chat, but kind of a dead pack in my opinion.
It's okay. He's good. I know he's good. I know he's good.
I know he's good. It's a good card.
It's a good card. It's all right.
It's all right.
It's time.
It is time.
We need something to cover the cards.
Because you know when you open it, there's three cards revealed.
Isn't there something in there?
I thought there was foam on top.
I swear I watched an opening.
I could have been a different.
We now have.
These are $8,000 cases.
Right here. This is $8,000.
It's a briefcase.
It comes.
as a literal briefcase chat.
Do that a sin.
We might have to move the camera.
It comes has an actual briefcase.
Now hold on.
I want to make sure you don't open it.
You got to open it while it's flat or shit will fall.
Yeah, but like facing you.
It's fine.
But here's the things I don't know if there's no need to check them.
Hold on.
Don't look.
There's a chance.
I want to chat to see I'm gonna try to make I'm covering your eyes. I'm closing my eyes too.
Oh, yeah, you can just straight up see.
We need paper or some shit.
We like to use it.
Can I cut one of those?
The shape of like index.
I want to look like shit.
Yeah, I know.
What about this white?
We need like a piece of paper.
You need three pieces of paper.
I'm not opening the free box.
I want it to be a bang, bang, bang, bang.
This one's black.
Someone said NFL flawless can either destroy you
or make your day.
Yeah.
Yeah, we should have a protease, which you can.
I'm actually nervous.
There's scissors right here. I can just cut this.
Yeah.
Cut three of those bombs, please.
So three pieces, sorry.
How many cards come in this?
Three.
Three there, and then the pack has seven or six.
Wait, so there's three cards in this?
Three visible in their own little.
And then there's a pack.
There's a pack, kind of like the Mac of the Ones,
with I think six or seven.
No, no.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't even know, to be honest.
Six or seven.
Should I open the pack first?
I don't know.
Shady, I want me to open the pack first,
or should I open the, just see the cards first?
I don't know what your breakers do.
No idea.
You'll watch a video.
I've watched one.
You showed me three first.
Did he?
I'm saying pack first.
Pack first.
Oh, it's your choice.
Well, how do you get the pack out
when you're just having a spoiling?
I'll cover your eyes.
Okay.
Chat, your eyes are covered,
my eyes are covered.
You can't see?
Nope.
be a lifting wall. Okay, I see the back. It comes with a key too. That's cool.
I will switch it out for the best card ever. All right, you're good.
Can I open it? Yeah.
So there's a card here, here, and there. Okay.
First things first.
This was $8,000.
It's just an $8,000 shed, like.
I thought you were going to show my clothes.
I was hoping that was on time.
OK.
OK.
It's upside down.
Here we go.
Here we go.
First card.
Eight out of 15, Xavier Leggette.
Six batters.
Cool patch, very cool dancers' patch.
Rookie guard, flawless.
Oh, wow!
Oh, wow!
Oh, wow!
That's a good card. That's a
good card.
I'm looking for a one-on-one.
So 25 out of 25. Okay. Okay.
Aaron Jones 11 out of 25.
Not terrible, not terrible.
Chargers.
That's the lightning bolt patch by the way that's a lightning bolt patch that's a good card. That's a good card. That's a good card.
Tank down.
10 of 19.
of 19. Okay. Seven of 10 upside down. Kurt Warner is 10 of 10 on 10 of 19. Oh, seven of
10 Kurt Warner auto patch the fuck. Is that a helmet patch?
I don't know what the fuck that is. It's characters.
Like it says. Last card. I saw it CD lamb.
All pro Inc. Oh my God. Oh my God. CD lamb four out of ten auto. Oh my God.
Nice card. This is glove by the way. It's like the sticky rubber part. Oh yeah.
Wait, that's C. And, Chef, that's not even the pack.
Now is where shit gets real.
Do I go left to right?
Yeah, whatever you want.
It doesn't matter, then.
All right, you're staying right to left.
OK.
So, okay, two months is an $8,000 box.
So, the only real way to make your money back off this
is to pull something insane from here.
It goes left, right, center, okay.
On the left, we have...
I'll do this one so you guys can see me.
I think that said lions.
You can pull the card out, let's just cover it.
Can you zoom in?
Okay.
Joe name it seven out of 10.
Okay.
It's not looking for here.
I'm looking for, okay, here, next card we have.
Come on.
It's a Brock Bowers five out of five, five out of five diamond card.
Wait, wait, flip it over.
I don't think that's not bad.
It's not, it's no auto though or anything.
There's like a literal diamond in the car.
Yeah, it's a, there's a diamond in it.
He's good. Yeah, I know, but like is that a good card though?
Five out of five. It's kind of cool.
So I'm just literally has to save me. This has to save me.
Here.
CD Land.
Another diamond.
Seven of 15.
Okay.
We got two diamonds.
There's not gonna be a lot of
two diamonds.
Can we put those on a necklace
or something?
Any bracelet?
Make a chain.
Yeah.
Good news is we got one more.
A seven out of 15 CD lamb.
Got rinsed on that, bro.
I got rinsed on that, bro.
Minus 8J.
Isn't there something under?
I fucking wish, bro.
Okay.
Okay.
And last but not least chat, we have the last flawless briefcase.
Hi.
You want to know what we're looking for in these?
What am I looking for?
They sent us, okay, we're looking for one of one NFL shields and booklets, one of one
quad shield booklets, super ball logos, and working pat jonahs.
like shields and booklets and super ball.
Oh, God.
Super ball.
See, that was a good example of a bad box.
Now we're a good.
No, let's get a fucking amazing box.
Like, like send me to retire.
You type of box right here.
Come on.
Come on.
I got a good feeling about I do too.
I do too.
You got those papers.
Yeah.
Give me a booklet, bro.
Give me a fucking booklet, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
All right.
Chat. Close your eyes.
Here we go.
Another $8,000 box or case.
Please.
diamond certified. That's not a good sign. All right, but the thing is, so in this box, I'm assuming
that's where like the booklet would be, is in there. Like if you're looking for,
Oh, was it? Yeah, okay.
Yeah, it was the Jedos, one of two, like, here we go. There's a diamond in every case. Okay,
Good to know. Good to know.
Here we go. Just, we just got to pray, Chad. We just got to pray.
First, we're going to open the case.
Wow. Right off the bat, we have fucking shit.
Terrence Ferguson, 8 out of 15.
Okay.
Okay, okay 18 out of 20 Nick Bosa
Not even a rookie card though
I'm going to give it a go.
51.
What's a two of two.
Wow.
Two of two because it's probably like the other side of the night.
Abdull Carter two of two Nike patch.
Like the other ones probably like the rest of the logo.
It's a really cool patch.
It's pretty far. It's a really cool patch.
She was nuts.
with that chat.
Not an auto though.
It's all good.
Still a banger.
It's a rookie card too.
Yeah, chat.
It's a two of two look.
That's really good.
They're saying GG briefcase is cooked now.
Upside down.
16 out of 20.
Michael Vick.
Michael Vic Otto.
I guess so.
Michael Vic Otto, okay.
It's a really cool dog.
Card.
It's a really cool card.
I was reading someone say dog in the chat.
Lions.
18.
Isaac Tesla.
8 out of 10.
That's like eight out of 10 got a legend Eric Dickerson 14 out of 15.
Trayvon Henderson again, just leaked it for me, thanks 24 out of 25, another Trayvon
Henderson rookie patch.
I don't need two of these though Chad, like, why do I have two now?
And last but not least a John Elway 3 out of 15 auto.
All right.
Okay, final three.
Save us.
Please.
Please.
It's an $8,000 pack, bro.
Please just do it for me.
Here we go.
One of three.
14 out of 25.
Change.
Oh, I mean, wow.
It's another Calvin Johnson auto.
To sit card to the actual sick card.
Megatron bro.
such a cool card.
Just sucks and I have two now.
It's just worth, why are you complaining?
Cause I just got one.
I just got one.
I don't want two.
Okay.
Good.
It's not good.
Okay.
Are you serious, bro?
Fucking Warren Moon?
Hey, you got the diamond out of the way.
A war and moon five out of five?
Please.
Please.
I really, really sweat this one.
Last chord.
Last chord.
rounds.
It's got a diamond in it.
four diamonds you got you could make like an engagement ring out of that
sir you actually say the diamonds have to card and like make shit out of it or not
yes you want it too yeah people do that with the old bar ones but like how like useful like how
how like it's a diamond is I don't know it's probably one fucking only one carry
I just got a fucking Shador Sanders
16 out of 20 dude
That's holy shit you got fleece on these
You can see the guy
You got like a magnifying glass to see the guy
Who was that fire I got rinsed I
I got rinsed again, bro.
Well, that's time.
For next.
I don't even know what to keep either out of this.
Let's keep it all.
Well, yeah, keep it all.
Like I'm saying, like, what do I put?
Realistically, what cards do I put in my case?
You got a lot of odds.
One on one.
Oh.
Wait, what's your sum?
Uh-oh.
That was the one.
Where did it go?
Not again.
What was the one?
Not a good one.
What was it?
He is back.
Oh, okay. That was the cheapest one.
I got all these here too.
I mean, I'll be honest.
I definitely should put
this in the case.
Definitely put the Luther burden in the case.
Gotta put the Levy-on-Bell in the case.
Gotta put the Tyler Warren in the case.
Or should one of them?
one. It's in the got to put tree on Henderson. No, I'm not putting that one. I'll definitely
put this Megatron one in the case, right? But I have two. This one's better. Oh, oh,
Oh, you still couldn't pull a banger out of what your thoughts chrome black on the fucking tops chrome black
I forgot about that one 13 cards for box you could get a one-on-one out of here good
oh team box well then let's do a fucking overtime box bucket shout out
I don't know.
I don't know.
Here we go, chat.
One more.
You can get a Cooper flag from this.
We have an overtime box, chat, a make a wish box.
NBA.
It's a fucking step.
Wait, is this where you can get the 2026?
Ooh, you can get the Minion Step Curry.
Say on the off.
Yeah, right?
Or my trip.
No, it's not from Black.
It's just-
Wait, you showed all of them?
I just spoiled the auto, bro.
Is that a leaky block?
I just full-spoiled the auto.
They just came out.
That's fine.
I mean, I might as well just look at it now, right?
Yeah.
What can you see?
Jamir Watkins 9 out of 75 rookie card.
Okay. It's like the black face. It's got a second.
Yeah, cool. Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, and this feels like insane after opening the other shit, like going through our regular card.
Ooh, purple.
Bang!
I wish they had like, do you imagine they had fucking like Bob boxes, but he was like
briefcases like that?
You could just go all in on Bob's, that's not a body of a case, that's sapphires.
Or the Disney com that Pixar shows Disney's went up so much.
There's like a case here.
What?
We are on the video.
Uh, uh, N.K. Clifford.
This is not a case.
It's, uh, the uh, yeah.
There it is.
Okay.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
We got some decent cards, bro. I got some decent cards that can go in a cage. We got a Megatron auto
We got a one-of-one Luther burden rookie. That's gonna go crazy. I mean
Listen it didn't go terrible overall wasn't as good as I wanted, but it didn't go terrible so um
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Okay, I mean, now chat, does anybody want any of these cards?
I'll give them to you guys.
You bought one of the shitty Trayvon Henderson ones off you.
Sure.
If you pass, you won't put any trash pass.
Drew, can you give me a meal?
Now, 2K with Marlin and we call Marlin.
Call Marlin.
Calling Marlin.
Your call has been forwarded to 1.
Marlin answered.
Marlin answered.
Okay.
Your call has been forwarded to 1.
Brother, is his phone dead?
No.
Every call has been forwarded to 1.
No, he's not he ended so God he ended
He said we were playing
Yo, I look you need a card case
Wait, where'd you put them? Oh wait, what about these ones in true?
No
No, no, no, I want the mark yo mark
Yo, you ready to run this park?
I'm ready, I'll kick you back 15.
All right, I'm gonna just make my player.
OK, make your play.
You got 15 minutes left.
Fucking piece of shit.
Wait, no, I wanted the good ones in the,
the most ones I wanted to display.
You gotta go through it and pick out what's asked.
Oh, because you don't have a nozzle.
Everybody go to Marlin's chat and just spam spam.
fake braviss no no spam l marlin fake friend
watch the trailer what trailer
What trailer?
What trailer?
We can't say.
How are you going to tell me to watch a trailer and then when I ask what trailer, you say
I can't say what like what the fuck is the point of that oh the GTA trailer I'm
gonna watch it later I'm lying I'm lying
Marlin's watching Joe Bart instead of playing with you?
Fuck it. I don't need Marlin Chat. I'll get on the game by myself.
It's time to play 2k 27 chat first time
First time playing NBA 2k 27
So you're going to play without Marlon, El friend, yo buddy, what the fuck kind of logic
is that.
Are you going to play a lot off stream again too?
Yes, chat.
Once I have my player created, I'm going to grind off stream and get a bunch of badges
What do you mean, champ?
Brother, I don't need to read terms of services, bro.
I'm a grown-ass man.
I'm a grown-ass man.
talking. What do you mean it's
talking. You have on screen
the
the
the
the
I don't want you guys to know
my email.
We know it already.
What is it then?
What's my email then?
Exactly. It's not Lacey's a fat burger.
Did you fly with your smoking stuff back? What are you a fucking fed? No, I didn't.
I'm not going to be. I didn't
chat now. Here we go. First
I'm definitely a Hall of Fame
player. Is that Wemby?
Wait, what is this?
I have to play my player?
What is this the 1900s? What is?
It's an unskippable cutscene
Yeah, I know how to play the game dude
I don't know. I don't know.
Wait, am I who am I am I Michael
Jordan.
Too late.
Respect lost.
Respect me.
Michael Jeffery Jordan.
All right.
Who it? Yo stop giving me how
do I get out of the tutorial?
So, are you a 90s guy in general or did you just want to ride MJ's coat?
You think you're funny, cocky?
Look, I love 90s suits.
People always crack these jokes about Jordan playing against plumbers and stuff like that.
Yeah, you guys know I'm like actually really good at 2K, right?
Man, he's like the most athletic dude of all time.
I'm so cool.
I ain't a lot.
I'll make advances essentially if you come at me on the broad personal.
Now you've had a bunch of Chico's.
Joaquin, Shaq, Ewing, Boredom.
Whoo!
You look a big man going there.
We put a hat on.
Watch this case, though.
You got a hat on.
Wait, the tutorial's two hours long?
So much talent.
Yeah, you're fucking too far.
No rebounds, no rings.
What is that green window? What the fuck is that green window?
Hold on. Yeah, y'all cannot judge me. I don't suck.
a new animation on a new game obviously I'm not gonna green the first shot no one can
green the first shot you know Michael Jordan you're not getting the ball bro
I'm not going to be able to
start like 2010. So you get
all those dudes. Wait, why is it
so big? It's supposed to be
that big of a green bar.
I'm not going to hold you
Yeah, yeah, that's valid. I would be too.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, I'm doing my best.
Ha ha ha.
And the outside.
Oh, that's nice.
Tommy Gurnwood is changing the Timnub most.
Wait, so you played the whole season already?
It's just too easy.
What are you going to do if you've won it all in the finals?
We'd be two and come back.
Chad, this game is going to be too easy for me.
I'm gonna be in the game.
Second of all, you sound like
you've been doing some media
training or something. I mean,
no street. I've been watching
basketball my entire life. I
think you've got to be in my
sleep. Step back, green mean.
Oh, yeah, I'm not the type of guy that does that.
Hey, you think aliens exist?
No, no, no.
What? Why?
I don't know. You never think of a part?
No, no, no.
Not really. They might have done.
Must they?
They did. They felt like they wouldn't be so...
That is true.
We did!
It was pretty...
...warm deep!
That's my shot. You don't give me that.
No, I'm not zenny.
Jack.
There's no way you guys think I'm zenny.
All right, create new.
What's the difference?
So if I want to be a female, then there's no story mode.
I
Gotta want to be a girl. Should I be a girl chat?
I can do a face game though.
I'm not going to be able to
play this game.
Yeah, what's the app called?
Wait, are they allowed to have
this sexy of a human being in
the game though?
I'm not gonna watch that I'm looking chat your mods switch to like Jason's ingest I gotta go P
I'll be back in like one minute
You live?
Hi, bro.
Just a while and then I'll have to stop at the guitar.
Dude, I think I'm hot, bro.
I'm hot. I'm hot.
I don't know, bro.
I feel something in my head.
I feel it.
I think it's placebo.
I think I'm trying to pretend like I'm hot,
but I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm trying to pretend like I'm high, but it's actually making me high.
I'm not going to tell you anything.
Don't have CTE, man!
You're just-
I'm getting that laser surgery for pumps.
Holy-
Yeah!
Ah!
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
my nose is not too big for the
stand you fucking assholes.
Bro just let it cook.
Let it cook chat.
Do you want to be honest?
Is it weird?
If I ask Marlin to do my face scan for me so that my player has aura.
Dude, it's taking so long to upload.
Why is it taking so long to upload?
So, you guys in this chat, you guys think upload fail, try again.
My room's too dark.
Oh wait, it's working now, it's working, it's working, I think.
I think it's working.
Come on!
I think I have a problem when it comes to food.
Every time I eat like dinner, I get like a weird craving in my body for something sweet
after like I need like a little like snack after
Bro!
It keeps failing!
Alright, hold on.
Bro
It keeps failing. All right, hold on
You might be diabetic, not diabetic, dude.
I don't know what to do.
Yo, dude, can you stop fucking calling me and trying to make a 2K face game?
Stop fucking calling me.
You fucking bitch!
Like you literally sit on yours, you sit-
I don't give a fuck!
I'm all your fucking mother-in-law
for their yellow keys too!
You better watch your mouth,
you what they say,
bitch, let's repeat what you're looking at!
Brother, you are the corniest person
in the entire planning.
I know, I'll face on you right now
when I'm better than you, you fat fuck!
You wanna go wait, wait?
Okay, FaceTime you then.
The face wasn't found, y'all.
I'm out of there again.
Right, fucking hell.
You wanna go wait, wait, fat fuck?
You sound like a dork.
Nigga, you look fat.
Like, what?
I sound like a dork and you're fat.
So who's hardly, your nose is kind of like a no-deal fat boy.
I mean, your life clearly isn't going anywhere.
You sit here and call my phone 24 hours of the day.
Yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
Nothing.
It's like, I call it a lube.
Remember that?
I got a kick not a target.
Remember that?
Remember the last swat?
Did you get that?
Re-target?
Whoa!
No way, dude!
Oh my God!
I'm going to tell your kids in the future that you are swatting streamers!
Oh my God!
No, you're- No!
You're the coolest!
You're so fucking cool, bro!
Oh my God!
I can't wait!
I can't wait till you have a wife and kids and you tell your kids the stories
about swatting streamers!
You're so fucking cool!
I feel so bad for your parents.
I just, oh you hate your, oh you don't, you hate your parents, that makes more sense why
you're like this.
That makes a lot more sense why you're the way you are.
Your parents weren't in your life.
I understand it now bro.
I understand it.
Your dad left you when you were a kid,
your mom, your mom probably was a little drug addict,
you got nothing going for you in life.
So what do you do?
You sit in your basement, you spam call my phone,
and then you swat streamers.
You are the definition of a real life loser.
You are a real life loser.
Your parents left you.
You have no mom, you have no dad.
Your parents are gone.
You're dead.
Jack can't leak his sheet. I'm not kidding, Chad. When I tell you guys, he calls me. Look
at this. He sits there and calls me all day off just like secret numbers. Look like he
He sits here and just calls me for like all day long off random numbers, like literally
I get like hundreds of calls from hundreds of calls for him a day off just fake numbers.
He admitted to a crime.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
Look, he's calling me right now.
He's obsessed with you?
Oh, no, he is.
You should see the text messages I get from him.
It's like actually sad, yeah.
It's actually sad, bro.
It's actually really sad.
He texted me.
Let me find his last text.
They texted me this morning. Hey, Nicholas.
I actually feel bad, like, like, like, troll shit aside.
Troll shit aside.
Like, like, no content. I feel bad for him as a human being. I really do.
Because, Jeff, you remember a long time ago where like, there was a clip of him calling me saying, oh, I hacked you. I hacked you.
It's the same kid from like months ago.
He swatched me everywhere I go every single day.
He swatched me in the middle of the night when I'm sleeping and not live.
He's like an actual real-life loser.
I just feel bad, like I just feel bad because like if you like think like take his little
like internet shit away take take his uh swatting and anonymous calls like just think about
him as like like just think about like what he probably like looks like all right let
Let me do the space game.
Well, I can't get it.
Come on.
Please load this time.
Load this time.
No way it fails to load again.
Chad, is this app just broken?
All right, Chad, I'm going to eat this salad, this fruit first real quick.
real quick.
I'm eating KFC.
Oh, God, KFC sounds so good right now.
No.
Chad, if y'all could pick one food to eat for the rest of your lives, what would it be?
Steak? Hell no.
I feel like the the most obvious answer is is pasta.
Facts or no.
I can't hear me out.
Oh my god my face getting loaded.
Can't hear me out.
If you do pasta
You can do anything you want in it upload successful your face skin is now in the game
Chad is it going the left side or the right side
That's a good one.
Right, oh, please.
Y'all I'm gonna be so sexy.
I thought 11% only shit is gonna stay forever.
Oh, oh my God, here we go.
95, yes, yes, yes, I'm gonna be so sexy.
I'm going to be the sexiest
streamer on 2K.
Come on 99.
Load.
It's taken a long time to load me in for some reason.
It must be having to calibrate for my body and how good I'm about to look.
Are we sure they scan the right face?
I thought I was black for a second.
Where's my jawline and why is my nose so big?
You know, should I redo it?
Well, first off.
Let me get my actual hair in
this bitch.
Come on.
What are we thinking?
I feel like this is pretty accurate!
His dead ass not bad!
Who the fuck is this?
this. Dude, this looks like me.
I told you, my god, with mom.
I'm not like Lacey Kirk.
Little buzz head action, like when I had my head shaved.
Yo, stop saying Lacey Kirk.
I feel like I go for more of the blonde buzz look.
Hell yeah, okay, my eyes my eyes are green, bro. I
Mean what I feel like the only thing that I should change is my jawline needs to be sharper
I don't have my 2k logo anymore.
Hey, can we transfer?
you
you
you
you
you
I don't know the meta in this 2k.
just go sit in a corner bro i'm not a fucking corner sitter i'm not a fucking corner sitter son
Call cash out
Yo cash out
What I'm on stream right now lab they can hear you I'm about to make a new a new build
I'm about to make a 2k 27 build. What's like the meta?
What position are you?
No, no, wait, what, what, what, what do you do on your six nine?
No, no, wait, what, what, what do you do on your six nine?
I just shoot the ball all games.
I'm on twos.
I'm like, uh, I'm like, I already have 400 park winds on the game.
You have 400 park winds?
Yeah.
I'm number one on the game right now.
I've just been playing for like 40 hours.
Okay.
So you know my play style and like my skill.
my skill. What position do you run? What? What bit of a
card do you think you're the top guy? Like when we played you
were, you know, so you think I should be handling the ball
and shit? I think you should be cooking up here. Okay. And
what like what's the best like, like, you know, six six, six
okay. And, okay, six six point guard six six. Yeah. Okay.
I'm trying to shoot a lot of threes or I want to shoot
threes. I want to shoot threes. So I think you can
probably make the wingspan pretty little makes you have like a
91 3 pointer would be the good kind of area for your your build
oh you're kind of like really like how legend is from like deep you could go a little higher but
like six six wingspan maybe yeah yeah like lowest one spend out
yo can this loser stop fucking calling my phone oh my god okay what wait what wait
uh you would be low because well because but here's the thing is I also want to be
I also want to be able to go to Hoop and Shade.
you
you
you
you
you
75 verticals.
Yeah.
Okay.
Got it.
Okay.
What's the number?
75.
75 verticals.
75 verticals.
Okay.
Got it.
Okay.
75 verticals.
Okay.
Okay, got it. Okay. What else what else what else? Oh, what is the whole piece?
Speed speed
Okay, okay, what about what about agility
No, trust me, I will what else what else
Okay, so like a six like a 65 pass
Uh, not sure not sure not sure not sure wait, what am I ball handling though?
Like what eight maxed out
Okay, what about speed what about speed with ball?
Okay
Okay, okay, and what about like layup or anything
No, we're gonna be fine. I just need you to give me the best build for me
about laying it on a little leg.
So, I should have put my three up one more,
maybe get a little dead eye gold.
Are you gonna buy the little battle pass thing?
You get some extra perks and shit.
Yeah, of course.
I'm gonna pay to win.
I'm gonna buy everything.
Okay, okay, then you're good, yeah.
You're looking pretty smooth, dude.
I'll give you a good jump shot, too.
You're looking pretty smooth.
Okay, so what, what, what, what, what, what?
What is like the difference
between my build and your build right now?
I'm so weak though. I have no strength.
That's pretty much the difference.
I'm 6'9", so I'm a little taller. I'm just shooting over people.
Okay.
Okay.
If you guys need help or something, just give me a call.
So do you think I'm good like this is bill good
No, no, no, we're gonna be good on it too, so worry we're gonna win
Yes, I'm here no shop, please please please please
Okay, thank you
Are you sure this is the right build?
I'm gonna pull like $500 into this build.
Are you sure this is the good build for me?
$500 bro, it's like $50 a build.
You're looking good.
You're good.
Okay, thank you.
Yeah, you're good.
Bye.
Bye bye.
Athletic bucket chaser, aura.
Holy aura chat athletic bucket chaser brother
How is this build ass
Oh my god, I have no signature animations
Marlin has to make a center, bro
You're welcome to couple games.
That sounds good to me.
Make sure you check out those crews, all right?
I like the show.
Appreciate the tipsy.
Your call has been forwarded.
Oh my god, he just doesn't know how to answer the phone.
Your call has been forwarded.
Like, why does he just have...
How do I buy shit?
Yeah. Yeah. How do I buy shit?
Get BC. Only 150K. Hold on.
No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Okay. No. What? No, I'm not. I'm not making a center. I don't know what you mean. You're not making a center. I'm not making a center. I want to be parked or should be by at least, at least.
We're playing two's. I know two's, but I want you to put the park opposite you. I don't want that. No, but you don't know, you don't know like how to play park. Yes, I do. I know there's got to be a big and a small park. I'm not trying to be a small park.
But more than that, actually with all due respect, we're never going to win a game in two's if you're the point guard.
Okay, but I don't want to be a standard champion on the whole board at least.
Yeah, you could just be a big, you could even be a small forward. You've got to be tall, be like a lockdowner.
You could be like a 6'9 power forward who could shoot.
Well my question is, would they still be able to shoot if I'm 6'9?
Yes, if you make the build right.
OK, is that like if you had a bills already on it, I don't want to use my phone, but shit.
I don't know. I can't use my phone at the moment.
I'm trying to use my phone, but I just can't.
I physically can't use my phone.
So what the fuck does that mean?
OK, listen, are you done?
Oh, hello.
Bill Maher, how do you get DND on your phone so like no calls go through?
I have the setting block unknown callers on and I'm still getting spamble calls
no it's just one one person who calls me a million times a day I see does it up
like hundreds of different numbers what is that silence unknown callers it's on
that's what I don't understand
I
Yeah
Yeah, I'm ready to go
I can't use my phone
I have D and D on.
That's not his number.
He just, he doesn't have a number.
He just calls me off a million different numbers.
And now my iPhone storage says it's full.
Airplane or disable the phone app from D&D.
That's how I might do.
I might have to disable the phone app.
Okay, I got VC chat, chat I got hella VC now.
I got hella VC, how much I got?
Wait, I can get a 90 overall player?
if I buy this.
Oh, it's my team.
How much BC do I have?
850K, is that enough?
All right, what do I, what do I, what do I upgrade?
In my player, what do I upgrade?
Everything not why would I do everything if I do everything my player can't be it can't be a 99
Wow, okay, I don't need post control
cashouts calling me yo, what are you doing, what do you mean, how was I
It's a new game.
You got to get game, buddy.
You got to pick the right stuff to upgrade.
Okay, so what do I upgrade?
We'll get the hit, close shot out.
Get close shot out.
You don't need one.
I wouldn't even say you need to drop and play a promise.
Because you're going to need a ballhandler and a defense.
You got five seconds.
Yeah, got it.
What?
You're a 98
I want to win games
I
Don't everything
They're trying to duck on people.
It's like they want to give you.
To be honest.
Is this good?
Is this good?
65, I'm joining.
We might need to allow New York with like
a 85 overall fan of those.
Fata had a good 85 overall off the rim.
This looks awful.
Yeah, they're saying I have to work the most trash build.
Yeah, it's just not looking good off print.
I think you're going to take the best place to awful, bro.
I don't, I can't look at it.
I don't know how you're going to build so off,
when operating in one sling.
What do you mean?
I was saying if I'm over, I was chilling.
No, okay.
I don't need my, I don't need to have me throwing good passes yet,
Well
like 62 maybe kind of up
so how do I get a good build-off rate
Okay, I see what you're saying.
So you're saying pick two categories.
I'm going to personally, I'm going to pick, I'm going to pick dribbling because I'm a
dribble god and I'm going to pick, I'm going to pick shooting.
Right.
And then once you grind out into some games and you win, then you can start upgrading
the dog, can start dunking on people.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
So put dunk all the way down.
I mean, if you're, you're going to have to sacrifice something to soak in dog
shoes.
Okay.
What about now?
Okay, what about now?
Okay, little vertical up maybe or no
Oh, if you're not a dunk, what do you need vertical?
Thanks.
Take down layup, OK?
OK.
Just don't drive, honestly.
Just get your shooting into your ball handle
and your defense.
So I'll be driving right now.
But I have all that done.
So now what do I do with the extra?
I'll put a little more mid-range.
I don't think you're going to pull all the three.
I think you need to steal as
as well. So what, 70? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
baby wait my bills looking calm now my bills that has looking calm me more
about a run the park wait can you send me dribble dribble animations wait how
do I change my shot is it animations jump shot and you're not one of those
like like those like scammers right like like with like that post like fake
jump shots and shit
Search
Kyle
Kyle Corbett, okay, Kyle Corbett
Wait, what's your what's your record in the park?
Better pray you don't run into me
Bro me and Marlin would shit on you in a hundred
What is what does this mean visual cue
Okay
Wait put Rudy day to a hundred percent and then push all the like just right on push
Yeah, but here's the thing I don't have any emanations, yeah, go to a store and get protein
So go to why go to what triple pull ups and go to pro what I don't have that I only have pro 3
Gege Gege
Okay, well go two shots maybe or no
And you don't know you don't know any dribble animations no
I don't think I have finis number
Yeah, I'm gonna call.
Marlin's power went out?
No, it didn't, he's faking.
Okay.
Okay, y'all realize I have potential
to be like the best guard in 2K, right?
Yeah. How do I turn off friend
request on the PS5? Hello?
Yo, Fina. Yeah, it's happening.
Hey, bro, can you can you tell
me what uh the best triple
I
Have
Wait, that's bad
Okay, wait, can you hope can you can you just can you can you just help me make a good a God build?
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Please. Please. Please. Please.
Whatever you think for me.
Please.
I just don't have the moves for you because I don't play on a big ass bill.
What do you play on?
I play on a fucking dribble god, god, sexy god, like basically me, the shit I use.
Wait I feel like I can play on a little dribble god?
And what's your three pointer oh, yeah, I want your belt I want your belt
No, no, no, Fanna Fanna listen to me listen to me Fanna
I'll tell you this right now being a six four actually takes skill don't do that yo I have
skill dumbass.
Chase it rails.
No, but but but Fanna I'm a good I'm a good shooter and she
Like, getting open on a small field,
I don't know, actually, look, I don't know the track,
but what do we tell Macy to do?
You think he's cooked?
If he gets on a six-four?
Because I'm not allowed to see dribbling as, like,
kind of a tight part this year.
It's hard this year?
It's just different.
It's fun.
Like, it's weird.
Ah.
So, like, if you're not going to really take the time
to really laugh, dribbling, like, I would say,
I'm going to make a bigger
but like, thankfully not like six
five to six seven.
Six five.
So basically you're saying I'm going to be trash.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Do you want to look at this book?
I'll just turn it over.
I'm going to.
Sure.
I just don't know about this bill.
I'm going to.
I'm going to.
I'm an athletic bucket chaser.
That's basically what I am.
I'm sure.
Let me show you my bill.
Let me show you my bill.
All right. What do you think?
Be honest. This is my bill right now.
That's my bill right now.
Oh, fuck my fault.
Chad, this bill is not even bad.
Dick riding
65 but it goes to 87
Right
I don't know why don't you just like actually look at the niggas who beat sneaker brief 2k and if they wanted their big ass boots
But isn't that what you guys do?
Yeah, like I said I'm one of the 6-4 triple god 16 talented, you know
Yes, but you gotta understand you gotta understand you're talking to somebody who just came off an FNCS win so like
That's true
Like I know like how to game in shape
I'm not making a 7 9 bill bro.
You can't even do that.
All right.
Wait.
So you don't have any, any recommendations for dribbling.
No dribble recommendations for my build.
recommendations for my build Lizzie
What the fuck is he going to give to him?
My fucks be gatekeeping builds. I'm not gatekeeping bro. I'm just a 6-4.
Jack, keep spamming gatekeeping is build lol.
I don't, I didn't fucking around like any jibble mobs for tall players.
Fuck, okay. Okay, what solo has? Okay, wait can, do you guys have solos number?
I don't. But I mean I'm sure. Okay. All right. I'll text them.
But you won't be. But these motherfuckers make YouTube videos, bro. Just go on YouTube.
Facts. Facts. Okay.
I just look up tall and turbo loose. I'm the best in the missions.
Okay, Matt. All right. Hey, y'all better pray you don't run into me and Marlon in
the park. It's gonna be bad news.
So, are you talking about you?
I'm talking to both of you guys.
Hey, let me know. I'm down to
hop on a lock again. I bet.
Peace. My catch up. Yo, check.
Can y'all tell Solo? Uh, I
wouldn't say call Lacey, but
he doesn't even have my
number. So, how's he gonna
I don't know.
You have a number.
Yeah, what build the solo have.
Y'all probably don't know.
Did I fuck up making a six seven?
Did I fuck up making a six seven?
Hold on, I had to fart.
Just make your own build on what you think you should be.
He said discord?
I'm calling him, I'm calling him, I'm calling him, what a- fuck.
Shat, y'all know when you got a shit so you stand up and squeeze your butt cheeks together
so the shit doesn't come out of your ass?
That's what I'm doing right now.
Oh, hey.
What?
It's my first thing I hear.
My fault, bro.
My fault, bro.
My fault, bro.
I didn't mean to.
It's good.
Hold on, hold on.
Wait, can you hear me?
Yeah.
OK, wait, wait, wait.
What about now?
Wait, can you hear me now?
I can't hear you, though.
Hello?
Okay, I can hear you, I can hear you, I can hear you.
Okay.
Yo, brother, I need help, dude.
I just made a bill, but I feel like it's ass.
My chat's telling me it's ass.
Oh, shit, how tall is it?
Yeah, okay, I'm six, seven.
Okay, that's not bad.
Wait, can you pull my stream up and look?
I don't know if you're in a game or not.
Yeah.
It's good.
Did you like copy someone's or you just made that?
Oh, no, I made it by myself.
Wait, what is your don't go to 87?
87, yeah.
Bro, you did not make that yourself.
Yes, I did.
No, you didn't, my God.
Well, I had a little help.
Okay, oh, that's not bad.
All right.
Wait, you're gonna go down the list
and tell you the sigs?
So it's actually a good build, to be honest.
Yeah, that's good.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yes, I need six, I need six.
Okay, one sec.
So what is my build gonna be good at, you think?
Shooting, dunking, the thing with this game
is the paint defense is cooked,
so just try and dunk a lot and go for laps.
You make smothered laps in this game.
Chad, why is my players nose so big from the side?
Are you doing a face game?
Yeah, but it made my nose bigger than normal.
It's kind of after it.
OK, I'm in my playmaking moves.
What dribble style?
James Harden.
OK, what about crossover?
Shading sharp.
Shading sharp?
Trust, trust, trust, trust.
OK, what about between the legs crossover?
Hold on, I'm at 20 points.
You got this game.
Oh, you're doing OK.
So wait, so is 86 ballhandle good?
Am I going to be good?
Yeah, that's what I have.
Because my chat was saying that I'm going to be a denme god.
If you were not saying that, there's no way.
So what would you say your player specialty is?
Shooting I got a 94 MIDI
What did I do wrong then
Now you're both good, what's your what's your dunk yet?
87 what the fuck did I do wrong?
Yeah, how is he a 94 MIDI?
Wait, what?
What's your 3-point?
91.
What?
Hold on one second.
Wait, should I re-shot?
Should I make the keys shorter than you?
How tall are you?
No, no.
I'm 6'8".
I
Wish I reached that I make he's shorter than you how tall are you now not I'm six eight, but
Do you know what cab breakers are now? Yes?
All right, so I don't have the 87 don't yet, but I will soon when I get my cab raker
All right, wait, I should I just should I just give up and make his build
No, your build's good your builds good. No, it's not as fucking ass compared to yours
No, all right ready between legs cross
Okay, it's your legs cross yet. Oh, pardon
Okay
All right, Lovine
Okay, got it. Breakdown combo.
Jordan pool.
Okay, got it. Okay, moving breakdown.
Jason Tatum.
Got it, okay. Crossover escape.
All duerks.
Got it, okay. Hesitation escape.
Colby White.
Colby white? I'll be damned if I ever put Colby white on my animation list, bro.
Okay, what about between the legs escape?
To me, Butler.
Okay, behind the back escape? Jesus, so many.
Kawhi.
Okay, misdirection hesitation.
Lebron.
Okay.
Oh my god. Hold on.
Mr. Xen crossover pro.
Mr. Xen behind the back.
Pro combo moves.
Kawhi.
I'm just, I'm just looking at your screen there.
Okay.
Hesitation crossover.
Wait.
Hesitation crossover combo.
James Harding.
James Harding.
Double crossover.
James Harding as well.
Behind the back.
Who's behind the back?
James Harding.
James Harding.
behind the back. Who's your
behind the back? Scottie
Pippin. Okay. Behind the back
launches. What are these new
things, bro? There's like 3
million like drill moves. I
don't know what they're
cooking. Why is there so many?
What about spin? Pro. Okay.
I mean, there's just so many stepbacks like Jesus Christ, bro, pardon, all right, crossover
Step back, you have Vince Carter.
Yo Chad, why is there a million options this year?
Do they want to make the game fucking impossible to play?
Triple-trap style Kobe.
Triple-trap breakdown, Zachary Beane.
Mm-hmm. And then Kobe, Kobe.
Got it. Okay. Okay. Okay.
I do part nice spending fucking 2000 BC on
Y'all I'm gonna be honest. What so do you actually be honest?
I like just don't like to say to say that you actually might my bill is good or no
Yeah, who helped you cash out
Oh shit
He smells crazy
Yeah, he hasn't slept yet the game's been after like three days
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or shower
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Dude, I feel like I fucked up not making your build. I don't know why.
Nah, your build's better for like, now.
But if you're gonna like, play a lot and get the cat breakers, then my build's probably better.
But it's gonna take like, a fucking weeks.
How do I get cat breakers?
Bro, I don't know. You gotta like, rep up and like...
I don't know, it's complicated.
Okay. Alright, A-Brow, I'm gonna let you get back to playing. Thank you for helping me do the thing.
Alright, bet.
Hey, you better hope you don't run into me and Marlin to part.
Bro, please, please pull out.
How's everybody say that I can't?
Alright bro, hey.
Yeah bro, fuck this dude.
Everybody says I'm like, please pull up.
Brother, let me go to the fuckin' Micor.
I'm gonna go to the Micor and show y'all what my players really about though.
Why is my bar so fucking small?
How do I turn the meter off?
Does the meter off?
Does the meter off give you a boost this year or no?
Like pass your shot or no?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
What is this?
What is this?
Wait, what did I just buy?
Jeff, what did I just fucking buy?
I've been waiting for Marlin for- I'm gonna just get off, bro.
He told me seven and it's 845, dude.
Like this is actually ridiculous, bro.
I've been waiting two hours for him
Just fucking sitting here twisting my asshole hairs waiting two hours for this fucking 88
How do I buy the pass
The season.
Season rewards.
Yo chat I don't care. I'm a fucking pay-to-win bro. I don't care if I'm a pay-to-win bro
Koda's chat is just telling me a 15 million different things all at the same time
Silky tweet play with this person Marlin this person do this like brother. Y'all are just telling me a million different things, bro
Holy fuck! I want to buy level skips!
Do not call me a loser buddy I need as much as I can fucking get
Let's!
I
Wait what did I just get
Marlin needs help with this build so you're telling me he told yeah cuz I'm about to
just actually get annoying you know tell Marlin to call me tell Marlin to call me tell
I'm going to call me generally tomorrow to call me like this dude sucks at picking up
his fucking phone.
What?
Yo dude.
I just fucking did.
I just did you want to lie because how are you going to fucking tell me?
Oh I don't want to be playing too late.
Oh I don't want to get on late.
Let's get on at seven and it's 845 and you haven't even made your fucking build
yet.
No, buddy, buddy, the powers went out of me three fucking times.
Brother, I'm a fucking ninja!
I'm a ninja!
Oh, what?
Oh, slow down, bud.
Slow down.
What's the meaning to you?
Did you have a coach you could build?
What?
What?
Not an- I have a coach making it. What does that even mean?
Okay, it's dying again.
Y'all, it's dying again.
What dying again? What is dying?
It's a problem, it's a problem, the cops will not move out the house, the dogs will not, I can't, I can't...
What do you mean you can't?! I didn't just fucking, stay on this game for you to not play!
Ϊ©Ψ§-based. Depots will not move out of force, cops will not move out of...
How long must we move out this house, bro? How long do we care? How long can we...
What do you mean you're about to move out of this house? You don't even live here!
I leveled up I'm level 40 I have a cat breaker available
What do I use my cap breaker at though chat?
Yo, what is he is he getting off call yo?
Not putting a cap breaker on steel you idiots.
Yo, how do I have no badges?
I'm just about to just get off at this point.
I got a full ninja costume on and Marlon's just not here.
I'm not playing with somebody until I know Marlon's not playing.
Drew, do you know why Marlins thing isn't working?
His power
Said his power keeps going out
Chat I don't know how many times I tell you guys bro. I'm not playing with someone else when I told Marlin
I'm gonna play with him
Go play one-on-ones.
Cap it's how your sponsor wanted it.
Yeah, you're right. I'm illegally I'm illegally doing a not an undisclosed ad sponsor right now. You caught me
Go play one-on-ones in the stage, how do I do that? How do I get to the stage?
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you
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you
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you
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you
you
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I'm locked in right now. I'm playing so good.
Val?
Yo, stop spinning, son!
What?!
I'm done playing with you, it's time, it's game time now.
Now, I will, green bean bitch, green bean bitch, what?
Step up!
You don't want this, what?
Green, oh what?
Cross, step, fuck!
What?
Oh my god.
Yo, do you know how to shoot in the game? Do you know how to shoot in the game? You're trash. Watch this, ready?
Hezzy, cross left. Psyche, I'm staying on the right side. Step back. Green bitch.
Yo, just wait till I get my badges, dude.
I'm losing to a six-year-old.
You're trash!
I'm sorry, I really want to try the chicken, I really do.
I really want to try the chicken, but this like little shit is just, like, how am I just
missing every-
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Clearly not a one-on-one type of build.
Clearly, Jack, clearly don't have a one-on-one type of build.
Darla knows you're about to lose.
Okay, my girlfriend's watching you, let me win.
Ha!
Reach!
Oh dude, my girlfriend's watching, let me win the game.
See that?
on him slanted on him.
Oh, welcome.
You see that?
Now watch this right here.
Here's what I'm going to do.
Ready?
Cross between.
Made him jump.
Pump it on him.
You see that?
Come on.
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Oh, oh, oh, another one.
You know what?
I'm breaking his ankles right now.
And right now what I'm going to do is I'm going to
go like this.
Pump fake.
He'll jump.
I can't make them all. You can't make them all. That's good. You didn't mean to make
that. See that? That's called clench right there. Watch this. And what I'm going to do
is he's gonna back off to the hoop. He's gonna back off to the hoop. I'm gonna dribble in,
dribble in, crossover, step back, free, gain. Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
You're so good! Hey, yo, Bayse crazy, you're to go, you're to go, you're to go. You're so good!
See that? Get my badges up too. One percent shooting badges. Oh, hell no.
Okay, let me try it. Let me try the chicken.
Okay, listen, I didn't season it.
Okay, let me try it.
I know, I know, I know.
Okay, why does it look so dark on here?
No, I'm gonna try it.
I've never made chicken before, bud.
It's so...
It's cold.
It's cold!
You don't like it.
I don't like it.
Just be honest.
I don't like it either.
That's good.
It's even a good job.
No it's not.
Why are you lying?
What?
Stop!
It's not...
Alright, well that doesn't count.
I didn't season it or anything.
It doesn't count because I didn't season air or anything.
It was already preseasoned.
How am I in another game?
I just put it in an air fryer.
It's good.
I swear it's actually not bad.
I swear it's not bad.
I swear.
Oh, nice.
This guy's a fucking try hard, bro.
How's he already have the mask on and shit?
Can't make that.
Looks like it just puts it over his campfire.
No, I promise to try it.
I put it in an air fryer.
I'm scared of it.
EEEE!
Alright.
Are you done?
Uh, no no no leave it here I want it.
You don't want it?
I want it, I want it. Do you need it here?
You're a fucking liar!
I'm fucking here actually leave it I'm hungry I want more I want more.
Alright actually it's what they gave me.
I just won.
No it's six year olds that won.
Not true.
Very true.
Get to it boys.
I'll learn how to cook.
You can't let me shoot gang.
That's not how you're going to beat me.
Let me shoot game
That's not how you're gonna beat me
So who
We can't hear him. I'll fix it. Hold on. I'll fix it.
You're so- Dude, you aren't trash, bro!
Dang, you gotta guard up on me! I'm different than these other-
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Yeah, let me know when Marlin's actually ready.
Yeah, y'all think Marlin's gonna be good at Super Marlin's calling me?
Yo, Laura, what's up, bro?
You ready?
Okay, I'm better win this last one than I'm ready.
it was. Way my chat said someone said lower your mid range. Yeah.
No more. I'm not gonna lie. No more. I'm actually nice at
two K bro. I'm shitting on kids.
Scott, you can see that you can see some branded Ingram.
Your build has shades of Scotty, Pippen, and Brandon Ingram?
Brother, that might be the worst fucking build in the page.
I do this chat.
It's a chat, but I'm on the left side.
Shades of Scotty, Pippen, and Brandon Ingram.
I'm the Ingram.
I'm coming.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm trying not to look over there.
I'm literally out of when it came, and I'm on.
I'm going to say a word.
He's too little. What? Did my player just tear his AC out?
Oh my goodness!
I'm too nice, I'm too nice!
I just think it's a much better...
You're lowkey nice? No, the thing is I am nice, I just...
I just need it once I get my badges and shit?
I'll probably get me top 5 guards on a game.
like realistically who's guarding me
Okay, do I fry this kid shit?
Watch this.
Stand back.
Hold on.
Oh, and one, thank you.
Marlin's built as a 92 mid-range?
What build is he?
I
Mean chat
Y'all call me asked about the end of the day. I'm I'm beating people 20 to 0 like
You know what I mean?
I'm a good bit. I'm a good build. I'm a good player
But I what I'm telling y'all once this build gets upgraded issue. It's OV. It's OV son
It's OV, bro
like I'm telling y'all what I'm in Cabo I'm literally just gonna be grinding this game
in grout badge grinding for myself I'm telling y'all right now I'm gonna be bad grinding
when I'm in Cabo I'm gonna be bad grinding okay chat tell Marlin call me on discord
little playmaking bat little playmaking bill wait what
wait it goes by tokens you can't just upgrade builds anymore
Yeah.
We.
Yeah.
What bet you want to play a fuse to what batch what batch.
I'm not there.
Yo buddy, Lacey, I'm calling you, bro.
Lacey, hello.
Yo, yo, you can hear me?
Yo, can you hear me or no?
Yo, yo, yo, you can hear me?
Yo, can you hear me or no?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Can you like, I'd be a little louder?
She's just looking at this and me off right now.
Hold on, I'm locked in.
I'll go fuck.
Echo? How's the echo?
Marlin, Marlin has a center with no rebounding.
I'll go fuck. I'm not made to be a fucking center.
Will they talk, talk, talk, talk?
So you made a center no rebounding mark
Which has this good
More than what is your
Ass up like what is your
Oh, I like your low-key pissing off. I'm down this
Are you low-key pissing off? All right. Wait. Did you buy VC yet?
I'm about to right now
Mark my I'm actually
Hey, I never fucked Wayne cuz he got a man, but he got us man. Oh my god. I was so much it
No, you realize why you realize that like the people playing twos and park are like actual full try-hards, right?
Like dude, there's this guy who already was on the silk of this shit out of me, dude
I want to go. Yeah, what's up?
Yo, why you got it?
Yo, Mark, realistically, Mark,
realistically how long till we can play?
Stop it. I'm playing 2K.
Mark, realistically how long till we can play?
How long?
Dude, I'm playing 2K right now, dude.
Chad, do I play another one?
Be honest, I play another one.
Yes or no, Chad. What do y'all think?
Stop, stop, stop.
Yo, bro.
Bro, you about to hop on or not, bro?
Yo, I've had my life in a one-to-one smoking. I'm not even trying to know.
And that's serious. Yeah, I know, it's a little...
Yo, they see...
I know, because my fucking power not five times, it's fucking dope.
Five times, just swear my life, I go down and beat me, everything's on me.
Oh, it's sneaky, sneaky.
How about...
Yeah, I know, bro.
All right, ladies, I'm gonna be honest. Why is this game style?
Yeah, I hear you more hold on hold on hold on this guy's just fucking running at the rim and holding square and fucking trying
Is that valid?
Yeah, I think that's valid. Oh
That's a bro look I got my sweet kid or his interior defense ass
I'm a person. First of all, I got help.
I got six, 10, 12,
where you can't leave me wide open like that.
You can't leave me wide open.
I'll fry you the whole game.
I'm down center.
Like a guard. Yeah.
Like a small boy that looks like a guard.
Sheech.
Marlin has no pain defense.
So Martin made a center with no paint defense or rebound
What is you hey, you see I mean
Oh my god
How are you six ten? What is seventy seven?
What do you mean? I don't care about rebound. How the fuck?
Your build is made for that. Your build is like, your build is basically like three four.
Yeah it is, yeah. It's a three four.
But you need to rebound as a three four.
So that's that guy rebound.
I'm going to give you a sign, Dave. You're six ten. You're going to be talking about this.
I feel like everyone has something better now.
You like talking shoes.
What's your build?
I can't be to burn.
I can't be to burn.
If you want to run like tools.
Yeah.
Six or six.
Yeah.
I did this.
You want to go ahead and go.
No, I'm not already with the money on it.
This is going to get too mad.
This is more than you.
you please make an actual build, bro.
Well, this is an actual build.
What do you mean by that?
At least he's saying it's not a build.
This shit is cold.
I don't care, I said I'm already running.
I don't listen.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I said, at least max it out, man.
I'm trying, but look, I don't got a lot to max out.
No, it's telling you what you can max out,
so you see what's in gray, you can't.
I don't know, why would you even?
It's a strength, man.
What?
It's close, son.
Oh, no, is that bad?
Oh, my God!
You obeyed your post control.
Shaq, Shaq, we're gonna have to lose it every game.
We'll lose it every game.
We'll lose it every game.
Bring it all the way down.
Everything's all the way down, yeah.
Matter of fact, just go out. Just go out.
Even if it's go out.
He needs to tell me this thing.
I see everything.
Marlin, Marlin, your ability,
Your bill needs to be able to shoot set screens and rebound
That's what your bill needs to be able to do
I'm playing the same guy
So, again, this lazy set-
Bro, so, so I'm gonna get a sack.
Your bill cannot turbo it.
I don't know.
Your bill cannot do this.
I'm not sure when I'm gonna do a little step back.
It's not, no, you probably do a step back,
but you're not moving like a dog, dude.
Not too quick.
No, no, no.
Is this so stupid?
Yeah, I mean it.
Is this so fucking stupid?
Like, like, oh my God, let me make a bill
to just run at the Hoop and hold square, bro!
It's a two way so I can't even like back off you won't back off you won't you won't
I thought green in your face, bitch
Hope you feel accomplished for a genuinely hope you feel accomplished you made a build
You can't dribble for shit
You literally your build can't do shit you made a build for you to just run at the hoop and hold square
You can't dribble you can't shoot you can't do shit, dude. You suck at this game. Fuck you
Come back here shoot a three try to shoot three try to shoot three bro try to shoot three instead of just hop
Stepping into the rim try to shoot three try to shoot three
Trash
I lost the ball.
I'm actually nice at this game, bro.
I'm actually nice at this game
No, I didn't mean to shoot that no, I didn't mean to do that
You have like you have to I hate people no skill. I hate people with no skill, bro
Can't even make a wide open mid range with takeover you're a crumb
Green. Green bitch. Step up pussy. You gotta play me. You gotta play me. Step up pussy.
What and what and what and what and what bitch and what bitch?
Oh Marley it's been two and a half hours we're about to get off back here I'm ready
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Lace. Lace. Lace.
Yes.
Yeah, me.
I'm ready.
Wait, Lace, can you just add me real quick?
Yeah, I'm too careful.
We're on PlayStation.
It's Marlin 3LGSKE.
On, on, on, on what?
On, on, on.
Chad, how do you add somebody on PlayStation?
You dumb fuck.
You press the PlayStation button.
You go to a little face and then you add a I mean.
OK, your name is what is it Mar Marlin 3LG.
S.K.E.E. 3LG SK.
Watch out in the one trip like low key.
OK, I look at a one trip.
I added you added you added you get it.
Can't send for under quest because your privacy.
I don't have privacy.
Let me add you. Let me add you. Let me add you.
Wait, is it Marlin 3LG?
S8K?
That's insane.
Congrats to Senna, bro.
Congrats to Senna.
It's fucking W, dude.
Yo, bro, can you lock in or not?
I'm looking, bro, I'm looking at the shit when you're like,
don't lock in.
Yo, bro, what's your shit? What's your shit?
What's your name, ID?
My name is, oh, she is fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
My name is, oh, Cornelow Lake, Cornelow Lake, Cornelow Lake, nice, my channel's the
more than you.
Bro, go to Sinisteroom.
She has a Spiderman profile, that's just ass.
What?
She's not ass at all.
I'm not going to get out of
here. I'm just I'm just
okay. Okay. Okay. I had a
I had a job. Let's go.
Let's go back to you. Are you
actually playing with the
build that you you're on?
Yeah, bro. I'm not going to
have faith in it, bro. I'm
already 85. Yeah, I know,
but like you have everything
that that the build doesn't
need more. You know what I
have. We don't. I don't know
Can you just trust a processor or not because that's just what they ask you to trust it.
Okay, yeah.
Okay.
Yo, T, give us a year for the five gifts, dude, bro.
Wait, Chad, do me and Marlon queue in here?
Or do we go to the park?
How does this work?
Yeah, I don't get it.
Wait, Chad, I'm going to do animations looking like tomorrow.
I don't have time for that shit.
What's the difference between queuing in here and queuing in the park?
Yo, Chip, that has made me just build.
Yo, Chip, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
What's how they get into the park right here the city right?
Marge, I'm me how do I join you sense of shit wait
Invite to get my money. I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive. I'm going to you
I just wanted you gave me the station said check check check. I invited you to the theater
she had some battle royalties with Marlin right now they've waited two and a
half hours for his ass to get on are you in are you in are you in I don't you have
places in plus both you one second dude I don't know what's a good one second
that's like bro imagine not have a nice I know I get I get I get I get I get
I get it I get it I get it I get it I get it it's like sometimes it's low
She's like, oh come on, Jordan.
One's like, fuck this, why are you asking me?
My debit cards, I mean my credit cards
are about to be in debt here, eh?
After all these fucking prices here.
I was saying, I'm making you more food.
Okay, but what are you making me, Darla?
I'm gonna keep it a buck, Lace.
You literally called your girlfriend's food ass.
I mean, my brother, the chicken
It tastes like a fucking, like it was cooked for 10 years.
It was burnt and dry as shit.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I've got to keep it above bro.
Like, is her cooking ass?
No, she makes, like the only thing she's ever cooked for me
was like, she cooks a good steak.
She makes good pierogies.
I think she should probably not try the chicken again.
My stomach's starting to feel a little weird.
I think I might have sale Manila, bro.
Yeah, no, at least we got where?
Are you in here?
Are you in the theater?
Yeah, we are.
We are.
I'm in the ninja.
I'm the ninja.
Do you see the ninja?
Yo, what's up, what's up?
I got a squad.
I bet you're in squad, right?
Yo!
What's up, what's up, what's up?
Marge, join the squad.
Join the squad.
How do I join?
How do I join?
You gotta open your phone.
It's, uh, uh.
What?
In which squad?
No, no, join squad.
Join squad, join squad.
Join squad?
Nice.
I'll see it, bro.
You're in, you're in.
You ready?
What do you mean?
I don't see you.
I'm right in front of your fucking face in a ninja costume.
Yeah, I know.
I haven't got a invite to the three of you.
I don't have a got a invite.
What do you mean?
Like, let's just join the game.
Come on.
I said you're in my squad.
Come here, come here.
You need to wait.
You need to wait.
You're not walking.
Oh, my shit.
I didn't know that.
I'm alive.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
let's go let's go let's go let's go it's time it's that time bro hey my first
game in 10 years that I said last time it was 2016 2016 mark you just gotta let
me do brahman tell you right now I'm actually okay I'm actually triple guys
here's the thing one thing I don't fuck with bro I've never been a big one
I don't fuck it with you like
and I bought it and I'm
send the streets. I don't fuck
that at all. That's all I'm
saying. So how do you want to
play? Well, pass me the fucking
rock. Swing the rock.
Yeah, I'll be the one to get
in game. I can't do it right
now. Get Lacey's read down.
But why are you a ninja that you're not tough? Yes, I am
like I
Say what
Brother how do I tell you you see a little badge top of my name. What does that say 10 points in in a row in a game
Five times about this is this is fear. It's like I haven't played yet
Here we go. Come on. We're on the same team. What do you mean? It isn't fair. I can't lock in locking locking locking locking locking
I'm lucky.
Wait, so how does this work on 2K27?
Do we jump right into a game?
I'm not sure.
Wait, let's, I think my mic is on.
Oh, I thought I saw it.
Come on, Mar, here we go!
See, that looked like me, though!
Come on!
Let's go, Lace!
Lace, let's go!
Let's go, Laki!
Laki, Lace!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh
This is light this is light
Okay, good boy more fucking we've got more you got me out. You got me out if you need it
Well, you didn't take them all back yet. No, no, no, no, no, I'm coming. I'm coming
I'm cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut
die don't get don't get
Don't ever do the lace
Give me a little
Hey, let's come in come in come a lace come on come in come in
Okay, okay got you got you got you got you got you
I don't think it's a real player on me, it's not a real player on me, I'm not gonna
I'm not getting you guys are all 21 points.
I'm not getting you guys are all 21 points.
Cutting again, cutting.
Designing.
Designing every time.
Everyone.
Everyone, bitch.
Everyone, pussy.
Mr. Finding Mentals.
Call me to Tim Ducking.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
I'm not a solo.
Are you sure?
Give it to me in a pose.
Watch this.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
yeah I know it but yeah if you guys ever play 2k you know that AI's play ten
times better defense than actual players I mean I mean I mean I mean this is
ass mark mario brother mar they both quit the game we're playing against two
AIs we're playing against two AIs oh fuck no it's all good
What the fuck is that?
Why is my player so slow?
Morrow, what the fuck is that screen?
I brought my player's match slow.
We're working against AI, bro.
This is so dumb, Chad.
Stop blaming me.
Just play deep things.
That's all. That's way off.
You're fucking boring.
Get out. Get out of this. Get out. Get out.
Miss-match.
Back out. Back out.
Stay. I'm staying. I'm staying.
I went in the corner. I'm pulling that shit. I swore my life. Drive in, kick it out, and pull that shit.
Yo, you fucking ass. Yo, you are ass. Okay. Yo, ladies.
Yo.
We bow, we bow, we bow, we bow.
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut! Oh!
Again, again.
you got to cut. Are you going to cut? Screening cut. Screening cut. Nice. Nice.
Thank you for the screen. Thank you for the screen. Thank you for the screen.
Lacey the ball. I got five assists, dude.
Right here. Right here. Right here.
I have no fucking. Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I'm helping, I'm helping, I'm helping, I'm helping.
I'm sagging, I'm sagging.
That's mine, that's mine, that's mine.
What?
Like Chad, I'm playing, it's because we're playing AI.
It's gonna play against AI.
Go Mark!
Why?
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Good steal, man.
The release Mark, the release.
Mark, we need, Mark, we're playing against,
I need you to set screens, right?
I need you to set screens.
I'm coming out, I'm cutting, I'm cutting, I'm cutting.
Oh, you kind of fucked me there a little bit, dude.
go go go go for two seconds
I'm going to
oh fuck
fuck son
fuck son
there you go
oh shit son
61 over all block of my shit
another one another one over here
I'm going to pull from three
oh fuck no
fuck no
is that
lady lady
I'll step it up
that's mine
oh fuck man chat
oh fuck no
that's me
stay
switch switch
don't switch don't ever switch
don't ever switch
it's right in this two guys
But we're not fucking loose.
They're saying make your AI shoot threes.
He can't shoot.
What?
I got it.
Nice.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
What's cut?
What's cut?
I got cut.
Tell me now.
Never.
Never in a million years.
Never in a fucking million years.
Chad's not back.
I make places.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Listen.
Yeah, screen, screen, screen, screen, cut, dunking on him.
So, I got it.
I got it.
Nice.
Nice, Mar.
Mar, Mar.
Mar, Mar.
I need you to recognize on the screens when I have the advantage because you're clogging
the paint a little bit on screens.
Like set a screen right here.
No, no, no, right now, but like on the cut, if you see, like you set a good screen.
Oh yeah.
Green now, Mar.
Green now, Mar.
Green.
Oh, wow.
Oh
My first day of game here never to be on no lace
I could have gained it fuck
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I just put it from fucking half-court
For a lady, I'm not used to my bill come on chill out. I know I know I know I know
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm going out, I'm going out, I'm going out, that's
good deal, that's great fucking deal, that's great deal.
Mark, set a screen and cut, I'm at the end of this game, okay, I'm at the end of
this game.
That's you, buy soap, buy soap.
I'm getting out, I'm getting out, I'm getting out, come in, come in, oh no,
Oh, no, my, my stamina.
Send a screen for you.
Fuck.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
I got your hope, I got your hope, I got your hope.
I'm there, I'm there, I'm there.
Rebound, rebound!
Fuck, fuck!
I mean a azer that has better than normal players hand in the face a eyes are better than the
normal fucking players literally better than the actual players
No we didn't we didn't lose to any people we lost a 2k holofame box
I need to add at least a duck animation and my three pointer I'm not gonna lie because
That shit is ass right now.
I should have asked.
I got it.
What's the best jump shot?
What's the absolute best jump shot?
Brother, brother, just stay in the front.
Just ready up, dude.
When we play actual players, it's
going to be so easy for us.
You don't understand.
Play it?
What if people just keep quitting?
No, but, Mar, listen, one thing
you don't understand about 2K is in 2K,
the AIs are better than half the players.
So when they back out the game, the AIs played great defense.
Bro.
It's a razor. Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
Oh, I can't do it right. You cannot.
Oh.
Mara, we're in a game. Mara, we're in a game.
I got it. I got it.
Oh, bro, my three is good, too. That's the thing.
I need a good jump shot.
Chad, why would we go to park?
What is the difference?
I've never seen this before the theater. Oh no. Oh shit. Oh five blocks in. Oh fuck.
Oh shit. They're way better. Yeah. I know they're way better. That's why we're not
I'm not playing park.
Oh, God.
I mean, honestly, oh, oh, okay.
This is what it's gonna be.
Rebound, rebound, rebound, rebound.
I'm gonna scream.
Ball, ball, ball, ball.
Yeah.
See you.
Hit it, Lace.
Hit it, Lace.
Lace, you fucking can't make them all more.
Can't make them all more.
Cut backdoor shots.
I'm cutting.
Yeah, I'm cutting.
Easy.
Easy.
Green net.
Green net.
Hey!
Oh!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Nice board, nice board, nice board!
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Kick out, kick out, kick out, kick out.
Nice.
Easy, easy, easy.
Okay.
I'm going to backdoor.
I'm going to backcut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
Coming, coming, coming.
Come on, come on.
Coming up.
Coming over the screen.
Poppin poppin back to back to back to uh
I'm kind of come come early there pull that
Talk to me get the fuck up my face. Get the fuck up my pussy. I have an AI on me again. I can't be shit
Hey
Fuck out of you, bro
Cutting cutting legs. That's you. Bye. So bye. So I know why we went when I
I know but you gotta like it. Just back it out. It's not good. They both can it they both in the club you up
Kick it kick it. That's you. Oh, why am I so far?
I
Do
Stay stay late I got him I got him I got him say
Let's do let's do
That's me
Now that's all good, all good, all good, all good, all good.
Lace corner, I'm there corner, trust me, trust me.
Cutting, cutting.
Back out, back out.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hey Lace, hand me out, hand me out, hand me out.
Pass, come up.
I'm a cut, I'm a pump fake,
you're gonna jump in the air, I'm finishing it.
Why, is he, is he?
What is it?
shit. Oh no. I gotta step up. I gotta step up.
Chad, I don't know. I don't. I generally don't know.
Stay, stay, stay.
I don't have enough playmaking magic to get past AI yet.
Never. What?
Oh God. Okay.
Come on, Margie, bro.
I got your help. I got your help. I got your help.
I'm gonna hog him. I'm gonna hog him. I'm gonna hog him.
I'm gonna hog him.
Never. Never in a million years.
Give me more. Give me more. Give me more.
Give me more, give me more.
Just run around him, I mean I could try,
but he's a two way chat, so I can't even do that.
Set screens, set screens, set screens.
I'm slipping, I'm slipping, slipping.
That's not even, you didn't even set the screen.
Yeah, because I slipped.
Pull it.
Shoot that.
Oh my god dude, I can't fucking do it all, Ace.
What do you mean?
Never, never.
You don't understand I literally like I'm hot like back to her back to her back to her
easy easy
Walls that screening cut
I need the screen. I need you to hit the player with the screen a little bit here.
You know what I'm saying?
My player is very fucking slow. Go on. I'm going. I'm going.
I'm fake. I'm fake. Okay.
I can't fucking do anything on AI.
He's gonna want to pull this, he's gonna want to pull this, I already know.
My revolve, my revolve.
What?
Yo, this isn't insane.
It's because it's a computer, bro.
It's, they, they, you're getting your argument backing out.
Wait, let me, I still, let me, I still, let me, I still, let me, I still, let me,
I
Mr. Fucking butterheads over here
Come on never never the board the board the board the word
Is he gonna cut screen-cut screen-cut?
Cut nice got you don't you more
You don't fucking piece of shit.
That's your guy.
Yeah.
Never.
Nice one, nice one.
Back off.
All right, set a screen, set a screen.
Nice!
OK, OK.
Yo, Jed, like, kid.
Oh my god, I'm a freak out.
I'm a freak out.
Yo, I'mma be honest.
It's just my billed ass ass.
Come here pussy. Pump fake. Pump fake your ass. Okay diamond. Diamond. Diamond pussy.
Green Danmar.
Wait, in your mouth. Ah!
Ah, shit.
How is the AI hot?
I got him. I got him.
How is the AI hot?
Yeah, he's selling it right now. Yeah, he's dead. I sell him here.
I'm selling you. I'm selling you. You're four for ten. You're four for ten.
Nice one, face.
Box him up, box him up.
Well, at least I'm dead as hell right now. I'm gonna pull that bitch.
all what it's my animation like that's a good release it switch stay safe
no switch good demon that's a good fucking difference holy shit so pull it pull it pull it
raise pull it it's not like I just need to get up I just need to get open chat if I'm open it's
over for these teams bro like just just set me a screen
yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah oh where's my player goal into the fucking specific
March come set a screen please
got got got got
oh come here you little dumb fuck nice nice nice
Casper he puts his he puts a scream five minutes after some sense cream dead ass
I'm gonna show my own fucking fucking come here pussy
Mar if you can set one good spirit here's a video this is that one good screen and pop to the court
get some myself myself right back right now right now let's wait up oh my god
oh shit that's more
bro check y'all don't understand how nice I mean I am at this shit it's just
my animation is going to know bro I'm more I'm not showing if you had a good
build we win every game if you have a good build because we both have
basketball knowledge bro if you had a good deal to be paid you know we play
good D2 like I started to fix those animations boarded
I've got a good animation set why do y'all want us to you guys want us to go
to the park to lose like you guys just want to see us not even have a chance
okay so chat let me let me get this thing what's the difference between the
park and the theater the park is in this theater skill-based matchmaking so
We play people around our record.
The park, you can play people who have 400 winks.
I know, but that shit is fun, though.
All right, you wanna go to the park?
I mean, I'm down to go to the park, bro.
No bots, no, there's not bots in theater.
It's players quitting the game.
You could quit the game in park, too.
Hold on, I gotta fix my build.
Give me two seconds, bro.
We're not gonna have a chance to win any game now,
Chad, like actually,
we're not gonna have a single chance to win a game.
All right, check. Let me just check.
All I need right now is...
you
you
you
you
you
are you dead ass yeah I made a custom how do I do that how do I do that it's
called jump shot creator oh no fucking shit life's like are you ready I lower
base lower base lower base yeah I'll cover oh my god he used to be this shit
back into 2017. Like Cal Cobra. Where's he at? Yeah, I gotta read through all this shit.
You're not like Serge or something? I don't see a Cal Cobra idiot. Serge, Serge. Oh,
you have a big bill. I don't know what jump shot then. You have a, you have your bill
that's too big. He's too tall. You have a small four. Can you have the chat? Can
Yeah, what what what's the best base for up for up for tall shooters?
KD
Shot yeah, that's on Sam bro. It's just like yo, I'm not a lot. I might just use KD
Chargers use KD's
Yeah, fuck you sure you're gonna use Kevin Durant jumpers Park
Larry birds I'm talking about chat like like just straight up. I don't know.
Yeah, what's the best three-point animation? No, not NBA park.
Bro, like these like these challenges like swollen bro like I check you know I can give me a good lower base like please but for the love of God like
Like, you stop trolling for once,
but like literally one time, bro.
Wait a sec, jump shot celebration, sit.
All right, Larry Bird, okay.
Larry Bird as a bass, okay.
Okay, Larry Bird as a bass, back.
Larry Bird, okay.
What about upper release?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Oh, Larry Bird in everything?
Do not do, do not do Larry Bird and everything.
I'm like, bro, I don't have any other.
Who is telling you to do Larry Bird and everything?
I don't have any, but I don't get it.
I don't have any of those.
Oh, I got to reset the serves.
I'm a dumbass, bro.
All right, upper release.
Chat, upper release.
Talk to me.
Yeah, I think something's going to be so fresh.
your synergy badges what does that mean that's the news I don't know about what
is a synergy badge if you were saying JD I'm gonna go to the arena
all right what about upper release upper lease to I mean JD as well
I don't know what I just did.
I don't even sound real.
What the fuck's the Luba like?
Okay, and what about blending and release?
All right, let's start with jump.
Let's start with jump.
What about jump?
What about jump?
So you're telling me I have
golden holocaust shooting badges right now?
Okay.
speed. What about release speed?
Full. How though? I don't even have badges yet. Max all the way. Is that going to be too
quick for me or no? What about animation blending?
I kind of don't like the tapping. I kind of like that cold in it. I don't know why.
like this or the other way.
Like how hard is it for us to get
a win at Barney? Be honest.
Yeah.
Oh, why are you being such a
fucking negative Nancy? I
changed. I was asking. I was
asking.
Does that valid?
70 Beluba or 70 KB?
I want to say more on the peace crimes as advanced Beluba as upward.
What?
I don't know she's cooking anymore too.
Yeah, it's not fair.
You smell me, are you dead?
I'm a fucking gorilla.
What?
Are you done?
Yeah, yeah, I don't keep fucking here for now.
I'm out of energy, I'm out of energy, I'm out of energy.
Wait, wait, I just gotta make sure.
Am I good now or no?
All right, here, underquibbit.
Wait, wait, I got it off.
with my shit where's where's dunk style are they equipped already or no
bang let's fucking go I already I'm ready lice I'm dead as ready I'm not
you know I get my eyes you I invited you I invited you but you keep saying
if I don't see you I did more I did more I literally did where I'll let you
I don't see it. I just I bro.
Just join me then. Join me then.
Yeah, I don't know.
It said you left a squad. I think you were already in the key.
No, I'm in pocket. I'm in pocket now. I don't you.
I see you. Okay. I invited you to my squad.
I don't bro. Check. Like am I bugging? I'm not getting anything.
literally not any probably a dnb on
dnb the fucking game
but what the fuck do you think this is like on on your playstation
you're right next to him but we're already in front of you on the month look
all that's for sure you know what now what
now we have a lot of water in a spot or no
alright now we gotta find the park i don't know where the park is at
I
Watch it low key. Where's the park? I'm looking valid at 2k. I'll be real
I'm I look you want to start grinding this it out when I can
We're here way mark
Go to honestly like I'm not even trying to be funny like we have we have where you go. Did you just teleport it out?
I go to the big black thing in the middle. It's like a it's like a big black like teleporter. You'll come in the park
Like I don't even know chip is every place in his life. Let's go. I'm right here. I'm not going to go
Is this in New York?
Wait, this is just a new wall of cars.
You see?
I think so, yeah.
That's tough.
It's my city, low key.
Alright, let's go. Let's go find a game. Let's find a game.
Let's go ahead. Let's go ahead. Let's go ahead. Let's go ahead. Let's go ahead. Let's go ahead. Come on.
They're on an 88th street, bro.
Street? Where could it be?
That's why I'm saying Park is so ass.
You're talking to me and playing 2k like.
That's why I'm saying Park is so ass.
We're not like it's not, we're not even going to be possible with a game.
Well, let's see.
I mean, we go to the five game street.
That's not bad.
It's about to be done.
Let's go to five game street.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
I think he's right here, right?
Yeah.
No, wait, wait, where is it at?
What is that?
It's great great great
Let's go let's try it. Let's try it. Let's try it. Oh, I'm telling you bro
You know what I always notice with like two players. Yeah
They are like bad because it is they just literally go step back step back step back attack
Like just play good D and play actual basketball and it's over
chat has nothing to do with with being scared you guys don't understand we have
no badges no overalls and we're about to play people these guys are probably
90 95 overalls we're gonna play like it's not even going to be possible
y'all are on the stage
what
What is it us or no yeah, we're gonna play these guys
I like it. Let's see. Let's see what overall they are
Oh, no
I'm just a test ladies. It's a test. It's a test. It's a test
Okay, so my matchup is six. Okay. Okay two-way rim rocking slashes ladies
My matchup probably gonna go straight to the rim like that. I straight to the rim
Yeah. No, they're going to set screen.
They're just going to play courageously to screen the ball.
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
Stay, stay, stay. Just stay. Just stay.
I got help. I got help.
Stay late. Stay, stay, stay. Stay.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Wow. Wow.
I'm sagging. I'm sagging.
I'm sagging.
You need more. Oh no.
Oh no.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, fuck no!
No fucker!
What?
What?
Bro, that's good to hear you.
Doesn't matter, it's okay.
Nice.
Oh, pass it, don't fuck!
I don't even know my my my release bro oh yeah why wouldn't you why would you
I tried to try to try to try to try to try to he baited me I'm not going to lie he ran out and then
I said look at my defense bro like dead ass look at my defense like no troll stay
like stay like stay give it a revamp chicken out to you easy easy easy oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
oh yeah i have a zero in this
you gotta be slow you gotta play slow and steady
Oh, yeah, like, why, what, that's Irby.
Oh, God, they're assed, too, bro.
Well, I have no animaice in Bill would like.
I'm cooking him. He just knows Marlon can't shoot so he just sit in the paint. I'm cooking this dude!
Fuck, bro. I gotta learn my build, bro.
I think I just gotta learn my build. Stay, stay, stay, bro. My build is so shit-like.
I'm going to take.
Go corner, go corner.
Cooking, cooking, cooking.
Myself, Myself, Myself, Myself.
Nice.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, ah.
Should I shot that?
Ah, I fucking saw him.
Then yes that fucking stupid ass fucking clowns out on like I will fucking
Bro, you know how long you got a Samus game to go on a 50 game Street, bro
Like have they showered in fucking days do their ass brother like we're frying them on defense give it a shit
What yo, no, no, bro, it's like
Like, he's actually garbage.
I was in my first game and like you can't even go past me.
Go past me then.
No Chad, their highest streak is a 50 though, which means they've had a 50 game streak
before.
Oh
Like bro my bill is so fucking trash. Oh, I see so slow
Well, I'm not kidding bro
I just need you to be able to hitch if you can hit that three ball when I just
Like you don't understand this dude can't guard me though worse shots my bill is these dudes can't guard me mark
They can't guard me bro. I was cooking them. Let's go to another one. Let's go to another one
Let's go to another one
you. You couldn't get past
him. Bro, I got past him every
possession, but Marlin's guy is
just sitting in the paint.
You want to spin back? You want to
spin back playing again?
They're on a seven game streak
Your ass like I'm not even I'm not trying to be funny. Yeah, they're genuinely asked like I actually
If I could hit my shot it's over
Turn off meter for booze, but I don't know I don't like
The nightie overall
I know check it brought if I could practice my job for three minutes, they'll be over
I
Didn't say win percentage anymore chat. I want to know I want to know what their record is
I like I miss what you say what their record was
Nice easy easy now easy easy easy I'm coming I'm coming come this out come this out
My controllers like glitched vibrating right now wait one second one second one second back door
Kick it up green app
That's it is perfect it body's you deal for someone
What chat bro
I'm too slow for that bro it's like
That's a travel
I
Hell no fuck what the yo come bro like that. That's what bro
Like who can you like this game so fucking garbage still I didn't say
Like it is actually so you're not fucking board
How is my therapy?
Yeah, not foul. That's not a foul. That's not a foul, right?
Yeah, of course not.
I know where you want to go, I just can't, my boat is too slow to even keep up with
them.
How insane is that?
Like I'm right here, you keep doing the same fucking thing, you're going to go right
back to your right, you're going to go right back to your right, but I'm there, like...
Chib genuinely out of sight like like fuck you I brought through
Oh my god
And there's actually a mode made for you guys called the casual grounds. What is that? How do we get there?
How do we get there bro?
I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this is.
10 game runs.
Yo, is there a way we can get to a park with people that aren't on like 10 and it's 8 game win streaks or?
Yeah.
Are you ready?
For what?
My phone.
Don't be mean.
Okay.
It's tough.
Like an hour.
Bar, this ain't kill already. It literally fucking looks good. Y'all are just haters.
Okay.
What is President Evil?
He's like it?
Mm-hmm.
I don't know how to keep it hot, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah by the way there's like a lot of vegetables in there.
What?
Yeah I used the butter, the can of butter.
Is this drug meat?
It tastes good.
They're actually good chicken. They're good chicken. You made this?
Yes.
Yeah. Yeah.
Hey.
Is there even olive garden? This is the best with olive garden. Is there an olive garden in California?
I don't know. That's good though.
Chicken cutlet is a little spicy pasta.
That chicken's really good.
That chicken's really good.
The cutlet's not fresh. Yes it is. That chicken, this chicken tastes good.
I don't know what you're at like you just eat and fuck Marley Ray in front of you Ray
in front of you the monkey I'm the monkey I'm the monkey I'm glad to have this but
you just a question of what food is that you much know what what is resident evil
Okay, well tax maybe this is good. I can't wait to cuddle tonight. Oh my god.
Cuddle get some good food with the with the babes.
Do you like the pasta? Yeah.
Well tax, I'm all up to bro.
Okay.
With me?
You want a game?
With Marlin. Yeah, we're winning every game.
as THC butter on it.
This is so good.
I mean, pretty fierce, bro.
Pretty fierce, you know what I'm talking about.
Yo, Lace.
Lace, if you don't speak on the mic in two seconds,
and stop doing all that fucking cringe
for which I grew up in,
like, I would get in the camera now.
I think, well, I drop,
there's no way in hell
may God strike me dead
if Darla Cook is right here.
Right hand to God, there's no chance in hell she could miss.
Not a chance.
Not a chance.
Ma, are you ready?
Well, again, come on, bro. Like, where are you going?
Like, can you lock in? Yeah, you're not locked.
That's the problem.
Oh, I'm not locked.
I don't know all this cringy shit.
Don't know this fucking cringy shit.
Brother.
Brother.
Cringy's up.
Let me tell you something right now.
I'm frying everybody that tries to guard me
Come on bro, we're playing a WMBA player dude
I played a WNDA player though.
Oh, we're six fighting you, bud.
Come on.
Oh my god.
I like it. I like it. Oh my god. We're getting clunk bro. Yeah, if I can hear you chewing on food, that's the thing. I swear I'm not I
Never in my life see the WMA player do that
20 in all 23 years of my life. I never see the WMA player do a windmill dunk
No lace, lace.
And in the face green?
Well, lace you better like.
Come on, Lord.
What do you mean come on he's moving like fucking the flash like just clamped her
You haven't came to see I just did last possession. She's not like you. She's got lucky. She's on clamps now. Oh
Really? I'm not even help
Like bro place on fucking defense
I
Don't we cash it out of here
Nice place
Fuck out there pussy fuck out there pussy fuck out there pussy. They fought a more a more a money fucked up
Give it us the ball the fuck out of here right here. Oh, yeah. Oh
Yeah, nice
kick it kick it kick it kick it
there you go i played for you to be open 6 7
come easy get open get open get open get open yep
what genuinely what is that past bro
bro i mean ask my fucking player that can move like look at him
look at him
What the bull just glitched out my hands.
Oh yeah, I should show you the idea bro.
What is that?
Like what is that?
Like how am I 6'10"?
Got a hand up.
We got a 5 AWP a player dunking like she's LeBron in this game, bro. What am I playing?
I'm there I'm there boys like
like that's why this game is always been asking me bro like I'm not even trying to be funny
bro
Hope Lake theater I was in the theater in the chat spam don't play park this is boring and now we're in park
We don't even get the fucking ball
like L fucking bill bro like Janie me but I might be to it might be to work like look
at me although I get bullied at school like mark mark mark mark mark mark mark mark
we win this game I'm gonna win this game come here trust me trust me trust me trust
me trust me quick quick mark quick quick quick quick quick run me run me run me please
Please, please, please.
Get on the spot, get on the spot, get on the spot, get on the spot.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
We gotta get on the spot, we gotta get on the spot.
Get on the spot, get on the spot, get on the spot, get on the spot.
Oh my god, oh my god, run on the spot.
Maher, we win, Maher, we win.
Why didn't you say that?
Because these are all people's playing that are in squads,
so they don't know each other.
They're not good players.
They're randoms.
Easy wins.
Trust me.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go pee real quick. I'm gonna go pee real quick.
Oh, wow.
I can see Soul 25 from here, like...
I'm going to get that.
What's the best one, bro?
What's the good?
You might be the worst to get there online.
You're a brother.
You're a blowjob or whatever.
I promise you bro, I promise you stepping on the corner of me bro, I'm trying to
shake.
Like I'm dead ass trying to shake.
Oh my god.
Yo Mark.
Mark, these teams dead ass suck.
We're gonna win this.
That's life and witness x8
Wait, what do you mean no squad equals cheater how's that work?
Often a few fire foods at a career bro
I
I've been struggling with that. I don't know what to pick on I go dash and shit. I
Hate that I hate that bro. Just scroll to the
Door-to-door. I'll be scrolling dude. I know dude. I saw my life. I'll be just spoke like 30 minutes
Sculptor the door-dash for you page and see what they have
Mars that begin
It's gotta be game or I'm gonna be up there playing some strange basketball games here dominoes
five guys mcdonalds like slob and like I don't know what any of the little things you need to
Keep talking. Focus more. Focus more. Focus more. Focus more. Focus more.
Yeah.
Keep talking.
This guy always runs to baseline mini
Wait, we're about to play the top rep
Wait, how do y'all know this is top rep?
So we're about to play the top.
Scammin' on
Brother, what?
Alright, I'm going up against a board enforcer.
I don't really know what he's trying to force on me,
but I'm not with it.
Oh, no, they're still like, they're like,
they're like, they're gonna be killed, boy.
Locking, locking, locking.
Why are you always so like, I'm not explaining it.
Like, we gotta sort everything out.
We're gonna have to sort that out.
Look at this.
I found him.
That's us, that's us.
I guess that wasn't a phone on the ground.
Mark, Mark, yeah, Mark, we have to, Mark,
we have to switch everything, we have to switch everything.
Well, that wasn't a switch.
Stay, stay, stay.
Oh, nice.
Green it in your mouth.
Switch, switch, switch, switch.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
never in a million years.
I'm up.
I'm up.
Come on.
We win this year.
We win this year.
We win this year.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on back.
Come back to you.
Okay.
Got you.
Fundamentals mark.
back to. Now we're talking bro. Now we're talking. Easy, easy, cut him. Right back,
right back. Cut it. Go. Back to it. And back. Oh my god, right there.
Oh my God.
No hustle.
I'm trying to hustle, right?
Stay late.
Stay, stay, stay.
My rebound.
My rebound.
The board.
Get the fuck out of here.
Okay, I have no standard.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Wow, he's got good hands.
Oh my God.
Nice!
I need to get a mesh.
I'm doing that on your ass.
you
you
you
you
you
you
We're playing the same team have y'all won a game? Yeah, we won two games in the um in
The theater you can just tell this is about the sweat like when this game
Mar I'm telling you I can beat my guy every time almost I just need you to hit your threes if you hit 1 3
They will not just sag in the paint
Okay, can you hit me though? Like I'm not like you're not really hitting me
I thought you're gonna come up
I
Think I think I'll see you. I'm looking at that. I look at that. I'm not gonna ask. Ah, bro. Come on
Easy easy see what he does you do that's you do that's okay
Space and I'm spacing just take him out. Take him out. Take him out
Just take him out. I told you I can't take him out. I can't beat my guy
I'll kill you keep beating him and so you can't stop being them anymore. All right. I mean
You have no defense.
You made a 6-10 small forward.
Corner, corner.
Kicking it, kicking it.
Yeah, kicking it.
Hit it, hit it, Lace.
6-7.
Yo, say 6-7 on one side, man.
That's my 3-point.
That's my 3-point on the right side.
I don't need to talk.
Cutting.
Yes.
Fundamentals.
I
I
Know game I know game I know game I know game. Okay. I know game. I know game. I told you
I know what game I told you what I tell you what I tell you what I tell you what I just say
Cutting ah
Again again
I know game I know game I know game
Kicking look at that fucking pass your ladies y'all not every Joe Lacy
Where's he back?
Corner corner.
Cutting. Easy. Cutting. Easy. Back.
Oh no.
Hell no, hell no!
I sort of thought I thought I thought I thought I thought I thought this
I
So now he's three's back. Of course. He does. I'll be probably like a 65 green souls banks motherfucking mouth. What's in my mouth?
Yes
I don't get it, bro.
Finish, finish, finish.
Come on, bro, I'm hot, bro, I can win this.
I can win this game.
Finish finish
Come on, I'm hot bro. I should witness like a witness game, bro. I'm right back right back right back right back
Wait
That's you that's you that's you that's you finish finish
Come on
Easy right back right back
myself myself myself myself myself so be scared I'm just gonna shoot it in its
mouth
I need to up there my mid-range he's here on a fire you want to go in
we're there too just like it won't stop won't stop won't stop won't stop
Okay, okay. Come on. Come on. You win this. We win this screen. I'll set the screen.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
On who?
Where are you sending the screen on?
Oh, my wife died.
They actually changed it.
I gotta stop, my bad.
I gotta stop, I gotta stop, I gotta stop, my bad, my bad.
I gotta stop.
I'm gonna stop, I'm gonna stop.
I
Never never in a million years never in a million years
80 93 by the way, I just want to say that 89 3 you know what that means this boat is fucking garbage
It's hot ass like it's hot ass
I can't I can't I'm dropping 13 I got 15 points and you got 18 against you one for three
I don't know why I'm honest. I know why you told me to make a center everybody please guard
everybody please guard nobody use the center. What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? Every team in twos has a center
No, they don't everybody six five six six. No, they're not
Go back around go back around go back around go back around go back around come on
One more
Well, yeah, yeah, come here come here come here come here
No, they're just jacking our spots
We're not in a squad. We're going to be in a squad. We're going to be in a squad. We're
never going to get a game. You have too many stream snipers now. Look, why did you come
We're not in a squad.
I'm just confused. I'm genuinely confused what you think being on a guard is going to do.
You have an eighty-nine three. You haven't made a three.
Brother, you want to know why? It makes me fast. I play fast.
I don't play center, bro.
Like, I brought him moved with a player that is five seconds.
Look at him.
I'm trying to turn.
He thinks he's usher or some shit.
Like, look at him.
You're still not even in my squad.
You've got to join my squad, Mark.
to accept expiry
I'm telling you we should go play the fucking theater
I'm in this part let's go
Why don't we go to a new park? Do you want to keep playing a park or do you want to play theater?
No one wants to play a park
We gotta go to a new park then because every game, every Tuesday can
I
Yeah, I tried to get him to make another bill he didn't want to
Come on, go outside, go outside, go outside.
Why do I even listen to chat for a bit? Am I dumb or what?
Are you coming out?
How about it?
Alright, come on.
Where?
Just following the monkey.
Yeah, well I don't see the monkey.
I didn't really in rate I'm way over there
But I'm playing with an actual brown shirts at I'm playing with an actual brown shirt
But where the fuck is the theater
Where's the fucking you're looking at you're looking at
Peter right here Mark Peter right here come on
right here Mark
Spend money on this book so we're all like
Jimmy with this off helping back to making a bill just nothing my bro. I mean, bro
You're really fucking ass dude. I know like I'm trying to say like hot fucking dog shit
Like action hot fucking dog. I'm in the theater. I've been telling you go to the theater for 30
I'm here like what are you doing like there's so much to explore my brother let's get started
in this city what brother what what what where are you at like you can't even like answer
me like I'm in the theater I'm in here too I don't see you where you gotta go to
2v2 city game.
A brand new casual corner or a more life experience.
These are 3v3 and 5v5 game modes to help new players ease in to all the competition.
Hey Chris, one of the first things you'll notice, email my players.
That's right, for the first time ever, you and I can squat up.
In fact, we got next.
You just told me you were in theater. You're not in here.
There's so much exciting stuff in the city, perhaps my favorite thing.
the brand new crew HQ building.
Let's go, let's go.
Here, you can place 3D, 3D, and 5U5 games.
Are you locked in for me, Mark?
I'm locked, bro.
Like, dead ass, bro.
I'm sensitive vibes that you just don't want to win, bro.
Like, are you a winner?
I'm trying.
Are you a winner?
Yeah, well, obviously, I'm fucking born
so my sperm came first.
No shit, I'm a fucking winner.
Like.
I'm trying.
Then, fuck a lot.
It's actually a little hint me that your build dead looks exactly like you and you're better. I rather than to gain
It's actually the same
Look at my he looks like a
Looks like a machine, bro. Like I
Guess I'm letting fucking
Fucking Zuri from Jesse shit on me dude
Ball give me a rock. I'm gonna rock. I gotta rock. I mean you got it. You I got it
Get off my dick. Get off my dick pussy
I'll play with a big more. Come on, I'll light them up.
Sweet ride.
Please make it through. Bro, you gotta be confident to shoot the ball, Mark.
No, I'm serious, bro. You gotta 89-3, shoot them rock, gang!
Hit me, hit me.
I
Look how he's playing now swing it look how he's playing now. I'm going to watch ready now. It's you green that please
Like that's green. I don't get it like like ladies look at my meter ball. I did something. That's not green it
Like what the fuck? I
Dead ass grow
How is that late you work?
Was a little girl on
Green neck
Nice
Don't think about it when you're shooting. Just fuck you shoot the rock go to the corner. I'm a hitch. You shoot the fucker off, bro
Okay
See how he's sagging off ready. That's a green for you bro. Come on. Hit that
And this is
I'm not in trouble him again. I'm like I'm not in trouble that's in the end
I'm gonna go look how they're playing it. Look how they're playing a game. Okay. Now they're playing a game
Thank you. Yeah, I gotta learn me like I need that three four shot. Hit me again.
Hit me again. Hit me again. Hit me again.
that's a 61 overall 3D more than you bro
Oh, yes it is.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Come on.
I mean brother I don't know what to do like there I'm getting double team to deploy whether
at least you and my teammate wide open and you can't hit a three thank you
Bro
Hey, it's heavy bro. Stop being scared. Stop being fucking scared. Thank you
Sorry, I'm gonna be pussy. Sorry to me pussy. Come on
It's a report. Sorry to me pop
I mean, I'm giving it to me. It's heavy fucking hit me. So I'm gonna fucking walk this
I'm telling you like 10 minutes of pricing my shot and I'm good. I get asked I will shit
I actually will shit I got your help I got to help I got to help I got to help I got to help
No, they're good.
Hell no, never in a million years.
I'm swinging it, I'm swinging it.
Wrapping ball!
Like, does he not have hands?
Swing it.
Point it through this knee.
Alright, 2v1, what do you call me?
Alright bro, swing the fucking ball.
No, you are dead ass 3 for 10 on wide open 3s.
Give me the fucking ball, let me end this game.
No, give me the fucking ball
I'm never seen
Like my build is so ass I square on everything I love it's so ass
I bet I'm gonna do it
Wow
I mean that side is just a red
I mean they can't even score like they did as I can leave her what how does she have takeover? She's missed 18 shots
I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot.
How hot are they?
I'm hot, butter, butter.
Yeah, what is part of that he's fading on the shot?
Why are you fading on the shot?
Like, you know.
You're just fading on the shot like, like, you know.
You gotta trust this corner now. I might fall right.
I'm getting double team. Yeah.
Swing the rock. If you get
double team, you're going to
be high school basketball.
You're three for twelve. You're
three for twelve. You're three
for twelve. Talk about some
swing the rock.
Hello hello
In your mouth like in your mouth
If they double teams we know if they don't and again bro play basketball, what are you fucking selfish?
I can end the game with a double team now.
I sure, I bet.
I'm not Kobe Lace going to show you.
Kobe Lace going to show you.
I'm not showing him.
Show me.
Show me.
Go ahead.
Double.
Don't swing the rod.
Stop swinging the rod.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Like, I'm really thinking.
We should be able to do this.
We should be able to do this.
We should be able to do this.
We should both be guards. I'm down.
You had nine rebounds.
Nine rebounds, yeah.
Some fucking dog.
You just want I'm telling you like the like we're playing against peace. Did you leave the game?
Oh, we play against people that are actually our skill level like this shit is easy, bro.
And think about it, you may be skill-bending that's making it's like overall matchmaking
We go against people that have like the same win percentage and and overalls as us
All my soul on job 18 for this game that I
Job 18 chat 18 9 rebounds of father says
Got a blue after like look at his
Yeah
That is a blue apple and a red iPhone
I'm putting it in a fucking circus bro
Like you're really a clown
Like
Like bro
Like
Come on, come on
Hold on, sing rock, sing rock
Sing rock, sing rock, sing rock
Oh my, where the fuck are you going?
Like genius, where the fuck are you going?
No animations by the way, I'm doing this. Imagine new animations.
Soonerock, Mudd. Soonerock.
I told you, Soonerock. Soonerock.
That X. 18 points. Watch.
I'm just going to get my separation and knock it down.
So fresh!
How's that early?
How is that early, chat?
I
Know so crazy to hit his shot nowadays in 2k, oh you need to get excellent like you
Yeah, I know that is sure
That's so ass
Excellent should be like perfect, but you still be able to hit shots
I
Forget you forget about the pets I'm sure fucks run
Like I don't even know how it's possible to miss so many wide open threes
Ain't no no crazy part is like it's like dead ass 99% not green like like it's like
It's so crazy
How am I grabbing rebounds over you
First rock
Thank you
And my mood rate of the rate of my specific
Just bring me the rock. I'm done. I thought I thought I'm mad hot. That is I
Fucking can't I got a red time means a red time maybe a nice not a red time
time to go there. Where time really good shit bro.
Tonight. Okay.
Come on bro.
I wish there was like a middle ground bro these kids are so bad where it's not even fun.
Like they're so ass-chattin' where it's not even fun.
I can get a shot 21 if I wanted to.
I can get a shot 21 if I wanted to, Chad.
Nice.
Thank you.
That's not for you.
You win the game, bro.
You win the game, bro.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
OK.
Right there.
Easy.
Come on.
I'm fake or my he's jumping in his mouth.
Literally in his mouth.
Right back.
I think I'm going to get it.
Can you make a three, dude?
It's the funny thing is it's like perfect every time.
Like every time is perfect.
I swear.
No time is perfect.
It's my shot, I feel it, it's my shot.
That's a man showing three, two, one, game time.
Oh my God, I just coked his ass with a skin back.
Oh my God!
Oh!
No legs, end this shit off tonight with a 1-1.
Come on, let's get it.
You wanna fry your shit?
You want me to one me?
I'm frying your shit.
I'm being dead serious, I'm fine shit.
I swear, I think I have good enough people to quiet shit.
Dead serious.
Run it, run it, listen.
Good, good.
I think you win that though.
Oh really, you not comforting yourself?
Well not, it's just the difference it builds,
like you could just run it to who?
I'm not gonna run it to you.
So you're gonna shoot.
I'll shoot him, I'm pulling peace.
Ha ha.
Okay, run it.
Okay, how do we want to be one chat exit exit exit exit I did it in how do we want to be one chat
My court
I think you gotta bite me bro, how do I go back to my court?
Got it
Huh, I'm going to my car to make sure
I know
I'm on here bro.
All these bugs.
I'm just doing it.
I'm not going to let you go.
are you there? Yeah, sorry. What? I'm about to invite you. You got to make sure you go to your
ignorance. I don't know how to go in. I don't know how to go in. Wait.
How do I apply again?
I don't know how.
Oh, oh, say can you see by the door very light.
was so proud that we gave was the high ground.
Mark, you want to add me as a 2K friend?
Add me as a 2K friend.
How do I do that?
And the rock is red glass And the whole world is black
I believe you, I believe you, I believe you, I believe you
I was so proud of me, we can't.
I haven't gotten it. I haven't gotten it.
Oh, yes you did.
I haven't gotten it, bud.
Yes you did. You just, you have DND on your PlayStation on.
Have DND on your PlayStation on.
Okay, all right, so tell me why you went to my,
hey, hey Pussy, I just went to my invite and I haven't gotten shit.
Literally shit. I'm here right now. I'm requesting to join
Like what are you fucking talking about bro like you physically I do that
I haven't got anything
like how do you not know how to join the game brother you have not fucking invited me
like that tell him like I'm a fool
In game folk give it here in game from your chip you don't even play this fucking game shut the fuck up
I'm just saying it's just crazy how you can be like 25 and not know how to work a console
But the brother brother you dumb fuck. I'm in there right now and there's nothing on my phone
Go press your middle your PS button go to notifications and you can see notifications. Okay, I bet you let's try again for the fifth time right notifications here
Do you have anything else? No, sir. Do you have anything else? They're saying it was right there. They're saying it was right there
I was right there. I was right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
nothing bro. There is still nothing like it's like.
I'm spam inviting you bro. I'm spam inviting you.
It was so quick.
Your request to join me.
I just did but I've done it five hundred times.
You're going to do it again.
Okay. I just invited you. It says.
Oh, you know, do you have a mind of me?
I bet.
Go to my Twitch right now.
Swim like, go, yo, yo, go to my Twitch.
Like, there you go to my Twitch.
Go to my Twitch.
Wait, OK.
Wait, OK, wait.
I have friends can join now.
So you should literally be able to just click my name
and join me.
Oh, oh, wow.
You figured it out.
Like, you fucking idiot.
I thought you knew how to accept an invite.
I thought you knew how to fucking accept an invite
on PlayStation, but you don't.
You have been a victim when, but I'm
I'm going to court you fucking big suckers like you actual little fucking BBC big suckers like that ass
Come to the court bro
Check out check out. I'm gonna check out right now. We're gonna run a one. We're gonna run a one. I'm team one you go team two
Check out. We're about to run a one
Check out. It is
full up in your mouth, full up in your mouth
I have no animations, I literally have no animations bro
I have literally zero animations, like it's insane bro
I don't even have a tween, I definitely don't even have a tween to legs
like, why is it the shotgun or anything else?
I have animations on front of you, I'm keeping it above
I literally have animations on front of you, shit
Shoot it then, why are you scared?
Shoot it!
Fuck out of here.
You sag off, you're swag's off.
Shut up!
No!
I did not mean to do that shit, I wanted a dog, why did it...
Yo, I swear to monkey, so Loki makes my player look tall as shit, does it not?
Come on, that's a power up, come on.
I've called that shit.
How the hell brother?
Good D-Mart.
I ain't got a lot.
That's a good D-Mart.
It's not going to be a two hour one G1.
Now, you can tell the way I'm moving how good I would be with an actual good build.
Like that's the crazy part.
All right, you want me to talk to him?
I broke that mind you I'm doing this with a 61 overall
Yeah, I'll 21 right now. I'm gonna do all these here
But I'm toying with them but like if y'all want me to just end the game
I will I'm just trying to have it come on. I bet come on
I promise you enough of it. I mean today I promise you my soul on my soul. You know better me today
I'm a soul you know better means okay? I'm a soul
Me with a good build versus later with a good build frying like dead-ass frying
you
you
you
you
you
I'm gonna go fuck, run it, I'm gonna go fuck, run.
I'm also gonna be in the doctor's room, run it back,
run it back, run it back, run it back, stop shooting,
I want to back. Stop shooting. I want to back.
5 minutes. 5 minutes. 5 minutes.
I locked in. Lock in. Lock in.
Oh my god.
I won't take it serious. You definitely won't take it serious.
You definitely take a serious bet, set him on.
You're just trolling him? Yeah, well, I mean, bro, I'm not trying to leak.
All right, let's go. All right, let's go. Go.
Bro, if you lose this shit, it's embarrassing. I'm telling you.
Throw all my soul. If you lose this shit, it's actually embarrassing.
You know that, right? Out of bounds.
Oh, my-
Are you an airplane?
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
Show.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You hear him all the way up?
Like that?
Yo bro, yo I'm not even playing!
Yo, alright, I got it.
That's not something.
I'll get us in a moment.
I don't need to fucking pump like that.
I'm not lagging here a little bit. Whoa, what's going on? What the fuck?
Oh, you're lagging? You're lagging? I guess you're lagging now.
He's lagging now because he knows what about to happen. Look at him.
You know what about spin move? On your head. On your head. Let's see.
I mean, bro.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
No one.
No one.
Oh, we need to send a 2016 LeBron combat.
For sure.
For sure.
Drive them in.
Drive them in.
Go back.
Step aside.
What do you mean you're not playing me?
I'm not, like I'm not...
What do you mean you're not playing?
I can't play! Yo, Rob, just switch to Marlene's ingest!
Oh, I guess, yeah, for sure, yeah, of course, but I'm holding up my whole hand on the ball
and he's scooping it from his balls literally like, like, like, like, like, what?
I'm done with this game, bro. Like if I don't get a stop right hit off. You're gonna like D-Dots or some shit
It's like I'm bearded entire time, bro. I can't
are you fucking lag switching me really actually gang stop having issues is
cuz I knew are you about to get beat by six to one a raw game come here come
here oh fade away oh my like say how was that not a bucket bro I'm not even
strong and bro like I'm 92 mid-range 92
I'm done man. Hey, you should today bro. Now you should day chat.
You go in there, you son of a...
Can roll this is so stupid. I can't even play
I mean
I can't
Yeah, I'm done. I'm done, man.
Back you can't score. I'm done, bro. I'm done.
I'm not even... I can't even play. I'm literally just fooling you.
I'm done, man. I'm done, man.
That's great defense. That's genuinely great defense.
Sack off, sack off your swag stuff, I promise you. Sack off. Sack off your swag stuff,
Pussy.
I'm just wondering what Ronnie 2k thought when he made the midrings 92 but you have
a wide open midrings and I can't make it.
I swam my soul.
I'm genuinely wondering what he thought.
I worry about even in the lab making like actually check it. Can my IP have been gone off the phone call?
It's good defense
You're decent, bro.
Because this is 1,000% like I'm getting DDoS.
It's not like PC or like ring.
It's contappeting, like, and then it stops for a little bit,
and then it happens for another minute.
So it's like definitely a DDoS.
Good D, Moir. Good D, Moir. One.
Come on. Come here.
Come here, just come to pop up, bro
All right back all right back
Follow me yes
Perfect time by the way
This is bro
I'm out to the big shot.
Aguisholas.
I think you need to make a new bill tomorrow.
Dink?
Whether...
I'm like...
I'm the lead in the bill.
Like I'm fully leading this bill.
Like full-on leading this bill.
Um...
Hold on.
I'm getting out of here, just fucking getting kicked off bro, I'll see you tomorrow.
Yeah shit just blew my shit bro.
I just beat him twice and I was lagging half the time.
I'm getting off, I'm going to bed, I'm getting off, going to bed, I gotta fucking early flight,
early flight. I will not be live tomorrow on Twitch, but I will be live tomorrow night
on kick for like two, three hours. Nothing crazy. Going on vacation to Cabo, but I will
be doing one stream in Cabo, like a small IRL,
but we have a marathon starting on, what is it?
Is it August right now?
On September 1st, we have a marathon
starting on September 1st with Marlin.
So I'll be live for probably like a week straight.
What time?
I don't know what time.
I don't know.
Whatever I want.
Because I was just going to go and not stream at all.
But yeah, but I'm tired
Yeah
But just to end the month is taking a couple days off before this fucking before this fucking super long marathon bro
Because this marathon could dead-ass last like two weeks
Which is crazy, and then I'm traveling and I'm gonna be in fucking Europe for two weeks in September
Yeah, but I love you guys if you want to into the kitchen tomorrow. It's going to be chill just gambling having fun with Drew and Russell
And Darla and yeah, bro
Oh fuck
I just put a bitch on another bitch and hit him both all of a sudden he a prima