Lacy
๐ด LATE NIGHTER ๐ด POST CORE SHOOT ๐ด NO PIXEL DEBUT? ๐ด WE HERE ๐ด NYC TRIP IN 2 DAYS ๐ด BIG THINGS COMING S00N ๐ด
09-09-2026 ยท 5h 24m
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Everybody is everything good my audio video everything good. It's my first time back on this setup
So I need to make sure everything is good
W Jason cut me home y'all I do not have the fucking Jason the weed kind dude
I do not have the Jason the weed cut, bro. I
I do not have the Jason DeWine cut.
You do.
Well, listen, whether I knew or not, I have a big announcement, okay?
Actually, a massive announcement.
Today you guys might think, oh, this is a normal stream.
This is a normal Lacey stream going live at night, reactions, playing video games.
No.
Today will be a haircut stream.
Yes.
a haircut live on stream today. I'll be getting a haircut. Go ahead, type up your W's in chat. Go ahead.
So that's not cool.
What did you? Hello?
What did you just put? Oh, you plugged the headset in so it's
pushed over to the headset.
Mike, now we're going to fix that, fix that, fix it.
Do y'all hear me? Are we good?
Make sure the audio is checked out.
Audio is good.
Make sure my mic's not quiet.
Sixty seven percent.
All right.
How is getting a haircut on stream a good stream?
Because name someone who's done that before.
Name someone who's gotten the cut on stream before.
Everyone.
Not true.
Not true.
So you just went live for a haircut fries.
So dude, I'm not just live for a haircut.
I'm going to be honest.
You guys want to know what happened?
Y'all want to know what happened?
I went live and then when you guys all started spamming about a Jason cut, I remembered that
I scheduled a haircut for 9pm.
So now I'm going to be making content out of it and I'll be getting the haircut on
stream facts.
I'm not a burger, but I can fucking go for a burger.
Hey, but not chat.
I don't know if you all know the news, but no pixel officially came out today.
No pixel came out today.
If you don't know what no pixel is, it's like one of the most popular GTA role play servers.
servers and they sent me an invite and they gave me like they gave me perms and
they gave me priority so I think I might have to hop on no pixel bro I might
have to hop on no pixel but here's the thing
What what character do I play?
I'm not good at like I'm not good at accents. I'm not good at fucking
Doing shit. I need a character
I'm not being a Jewish lawyer
You know, what are you spam Lincoln leader, what is this?
someone found an old video of Lacey messing with his friend in his college dorm
Brother, we've been known this!
This has been leaked!
But did you see this?
Santi tells us a story about how he heard Lacy and Darla fucking when he had to get his
Air pod max is back from the feet
That's not true by the way. That's not true. Um, very not true. Very, very not true. Very,
very not true. I was not, I was not, why would he make that up? Listen, I'm gonna be honest.
This did happen, but I was not, I was not clapping anything. I was literally just laying
on the couch, watching a movie. Real shit. Real shit. I was literally simple innocent
Lacey laying on the couch, watching a movie. Cap. I'm not capping. I'll be a so good ass.
what movie I think it was I think I think it was the notebook I think it
was the notebook I could be completely wrong but I think it was the notebook
I'm not doing this. Son. Yo, as
being a grown man watching the
notebook is not bad. We're not
doing this manually masculine
shit. It doesn't bro. You could
be a grown man and enjoy romance
movies. I love love. I love
romance movies. So yes, I'm
obviously be watching romance
movies. Also, I want to let y'all know, recently, recently, I have started watching anime. Yes,
over the last two days, I have started watching anime in preparation because I want to go
to Japan and I want to know what Silky and Adapt are talking about. So, the first anime
that I started watching is Bleach. Now here's the thing, I skipped all the way to the end
of the show just so I could watch like the big major battle in chain. So I didn't watch
the whole first beginning of Bleach, I just kind of skipped to the end and started watching
the end. But I'm still, I'm still watching my first anime. But if you guys have any other
anime recommendations for me to actually sit down and take the time to watch, please let
Let me know, because I've never watched anime, it's not LARP, I'm admitting I've never seen it.
I tried watching Death Note, I got bored after the first six episodes.
I will be honest, I got bored after the first six episodes.
So I need anime recommendations to start with.
You should watch high school DXD.
Jujitsu Kaizen?
I've heard of Jujitsu Kaizen.
Isn't that JJK?
Jujitsu Kaizen, JJK, yes.
It's the right initials.
Hunter X Hunter, I've seen Hunter X Hunter.
My favorite character is Hunter.
I've seen that one.
Did you see Ron?
Chat look.
Like I guess these are Ron's hands.
I guess these are Ron's hands, bro.
Look at Roddy's son, chat.
You see LeBron, and then there's just Roddy's son.
Nah, it's not not Rod.
This is cool, bro.
This is cool.
It's in a commercial with the LeBron James.
That's actually sick.
Watch this.
Someone came in my chat and my cell phone was about to end.
I wanted to keep going.
They said, I'll donate you $3,000 in gifts
if you take a picture in a red and in a thought and post it.
I'm not watching this, bro.
I'm not watching this, bro.
I think you guys spewing your little sons.
Watch this.
There's no point standing around.
We'll only be showered by more boulders.
Ready your horses on the double.
Be honest, are all of us riding tortoise?
but his, here's the thing, his mouth doesn't even match the words.
That's what bothers me, bro.
And this, it bothers me in movies too.
Like if I watch a TV show or a movie
and the mouth doesn't watch the words,
doesn't match the words, I don't know, it just bothers me.
Are all of us writing to our death?
Yes, we are.
And since we're dying anyway,
you're saying that it's better
if we at least start fighting.
I am.
But wait, if he'll die anyway, then who cares what we do?
We could just disobey your orders, and it wouldn't mean a thing, would it?
Yes, you're precisely right.
Everything that you thought had meaning, every hope, dream, a moment of happiness.
I'm gonna be honest, it's cool and I'm not opposed to anime.
I've never been able to watch it,
but me as a human personally,
I just can't watch this and get into it
and be like, wow, this is really good.
I'd rather throw on a NFL game
or throw on a NBA game to watch that.
I don't know, I just can't get into it.
I don't like watching this, it doesn't do anything for me.
It doesn't do anything for me.
I'm bleeding out on the battlefield.
I'm gonna get changed if I-
Hey, what is that a fucking?
Is that a big ass monkey?
Speeding rock does to a body.
We all die.
But does that mean our lives are meaningless?
Does that mean that there was no point in not being born?
Would you say that about slaying comrades?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know, Brad, I don't know.
What's your thoughts on this?
Baradis reveals he got back together with his ex-girlfriend Jasmine and cheated on him in the past.
Truly sorry for everything and I love you so much. I want to move you.
Listen, Baradis, whatever makes him happy, dude.
I don't care about other people's relationships.
It's clear.
Ranking Lacey's funniest moments.
What is that? What the?
Hey, that's yours. It's what?
How many people have learned Japanese from watching anime?
Is that that there's no way people actually learn Japanese from watching anime
Me oh, I guess I guess this chat knows jet knows fluently Japanese. I guess you guys know Japanese
You pick words up yeah, I went to Japan and I know how to say arigato that doesn't mean I know Japanese
Dumbasses.
Who do you got winning this game?
The 49ers have been there for a week.
They have a full team.
The Rams are arriving less than 24 hours before the game is played
and announced Aaron Donald is not playing the game.
It's at 10.30 a.m. in Australia.
Buddy.
What is this 49ers fan code?
The Rams could arrive an hour before the game
and the 49ers still are losing by three touchdowns.
Wait, what was that starting shot?
What is that?
Yeah, let me just watch anime and skip to 1,000 year blood
war arc with no knowledge of anything that's happening.
Yeah, I did that.
I did that.
anything I had questions about I just googled it after fuck you wait am I live
on YouTube
you were for 13 seconds what's your thoughts
Neon is currently running an infinite AI stream and has announced plans to become the world's first AI streamer, with a 24-7 stream powered by GPT-6 Astra.
That was a thick, man. Chad, I nearly committed to Mystery Bar.
I got a question. First off, I haven't seen anybody ask this question. Who is this? Who is this guy?
I
Because I've been seeing all these clips and it seems like it's more this guy's stream than it is a I neon stream
He's the founder of the AI okay
Chat I'm nearly committed to mystery bark. No only earthy. What the fuck?
Did me on just turn into a bad bitch three bark? No only earthy
Earty, like a damn forest?
Why is that cube climbing?
It picked your star.
All right, bro.
I mean, my honest thoughts, dude.
I'm gonna be honest, I watched,
when I saw all the stuff going on on Twitter,
I watched a little bit of the stream
just to see what it was.
First thing, it felt soulless.
Do y'all know what I mean?
It felt soulless.
Like, there was, I don't know how to explain it.
There wasn't a person.
It was just AI.
And it was like switching scene from scene to scene.
It just felt weird.
It felt weird to watch.
Like the stream in general just felt weird to watch.
They were talking to chat, but they couldn't read chat.
If that makes sense.
Yeah, it was like unsettling.
It was like unsettling.
Well, I'm gonna be honest.
I think this is very scary.
And you guys watch this right now,
and you're like, oh, this is AI slop.
Oh, it's very clearly AI.
Dude, in a year, you won't be able to tell.
In a year, you legitimately, I think AI will be to a point where you won't be able to tell if it's a real stream or AI.
And that's scary to think about because you actually think about it, there's going to be kids 10 years from now who grow up and they watch AI and they don't even know the difference.
But I do think that this, I do think, you know, I'm not going to lie, I think neon has great streams. I think neon does a lot of great collabs.
But I think this was a huge miss, in my opinion. I just feel like I feel like this takes like the, this takes the effort and the art in like craft out of streaming.
And I don't know, I personally think if this became a thing, it would room streaming.
Imagine just watching AI, just sitting there and watching AI streams.
But I will say, I do think that this will get to a point where there will be streamers that they stream AI
and people, people will pay money in chat to try to control what happens on the stream
like a prompt. AI Lacey would make me kill myself. Like okay. What is this?
What is this?
Oh, my NFL week one predictions.
I like this.
Okay.
Seahawks Patriots.
You already know Seahawks.
They take it tomorrow.
Seahawks take it tomorrow.
Very, very easy, very, very simple.
Okay.
Next game, Rams 49ers.
I don't think the 49ers even have a chance in this game.
The Rams are too good.
Hopefully George Kittle plays, but I'm going with the Rams.
Game number three, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
versus the Cincinnati Bengals.
I think the Bengals have a great season this season.
I think Joe Barrow has a big year.
I'm going Cincinnati Bengals over the Bucks.
Saints versus Lions, gonna be a blowout.
Lions are gonna win.
Jets versus the Titans.
Now, I'm going to be honest, both of these teams are trash.
Both of these teams are trash, in my opinion.
It's a mid-off.
It's, yeah, it's a toilet move.
The Titans, I don't know, this might be a hot take.
I think the Jets aren't going to be as bad as people think.
I don't think the Jets are going to be as bad as people think this year.
I'm going with the Jets over the Titans.
I'm going Jets over Titans.
Next up, we have Ravens versus Colts.
I mean Ravens win that.
Next we have Falcons versus Steelers.
Honestly, I think it's not even really gonna be a close game.
The Falcons have two at quarterback.
TJ Watt might take his head off.
So I'm going Steelers here.
Falcons do not stand a chance against Steelers.
Thank you.
Chicago Bears versus the Panthers, Bears win that.
Caleb Williams is going to have an MVP season.
Cleveland Browns versus the Jaguars.
Deshaun Watson is trash, Jaguars win.
Bills versus Texans.
Bills beat the Texans, Josh Allen, MVP.
Miami Dolphins versus the Raiders.
Who's the quarterback for the Dolphins?
Malik Willis versus Kirk Cousins.
I'm going Raiders.
I think Raiders win Packers Vikings.
Now, listen, I don't think people are ready for what
the Vikings are about to do this season.
I really don't think people are expecting Kyler Murray,
but I'm saying it right now.
Justin Jefferson is going to have a career year
and Kyler Murray is going to win comeback player of the year.
Vikings win this against the Packers.
Kyler Murray throws for three touchdowns.
Commanders versus Eagles, Eagles win that.
Cardinals versus Chargers.
I don't think the Cardinals win a single game.
I'm going for Chargers.
Cowboys versus the Giants.
Primetime Sunday night.
It would be crazy if I went to this game, bro.
That would be cinema.
That would be cinema.
I'm going to be in New York.
That would be cinema.
I was IRL streaming at this game.
Right on the front row side of the end zone.
That would be crazy.
That would be at the, well, that would be lit.
That would be lit, man.
I'll be lit.
And it's in New York.
Wait, I'm going to be in New York.
a lot of people. I'm going with
I don't have a bold prediction.
I think,
Pat, wait, it's Patrick Malone's playing.
Give me the Chiefs.
I think Chiefs go back to the Super Bowls here.
Like generally, I think Chiefs go back to the Super Bowls here.
Straight up, bro.
Son, how is that son dude, do not doubt Patrick Mahomes ever.
Do not doubt him.
Is there anything else I should react to Jack?
Anything else I should react to?
did it man? Nine Vicious new album September 11th. We'll definitely be
giving this a listen. We'll definitely be giving this a listen. We'll definitely be
given that a listen, for sure, for sure.
The Holmes is not Brady, buddy.
No, do y'all understand?
What?
At age 29, Mahomes has 200 brothers.
He's clearing him.
He's clearing him.
Yo, I'm telling you guys, your bro is comparing Mahomes to Brady?
Yeah, because the only person that's close to Brady in all time is Mahomes.
There's nobody else close.
There's nobody else close.
You're dumb as fuck.
I don't know man. I don't know
play this game. I'm not playing
this game. I don't even know
what the fuck I'm looking at.
I don't even know what I'm
looking at. I don't know how are
your sports takes so bad? Give
me a time where I have had an
incorrect sports take. Give me a
Just now.
So you guys don't think Mahomes is a top three quarterback.
No.
I think you guys don't know ball.
you guys don't know Paul.
If you say he's not a top three quarterback,
you just don't like him.
You just don't like patting the homes.
And that's okay, that's okay.
This is your first actual good take?
No, here's the thing.
I never have bad takes.
I just have early takes.
Like I never truly have a bad take.
I just, my takes are just a little earlier
than you guys can understand.
Like I have takes that are just a little early,
but that's okay, that's okay.
Lamar Jackson's better all time than Patrick Mahomes.
See this is the type of stuff I'm talking about.
You guys, you guys don't know ball to say that, to say that any quarterback,
I can't, you guys don't have all broke.
You guys seriously don't know ball like I do.
Tom Brady, Peyton Manning and Eli Manning's all better.
I don't think Eli Manning's better than Patrick Holmes.
I don't think he is.
I don't think he is.
I really don't, I really don't, I really don't, I really don't, I really don't, I really don't.
Dak Prescott's better than Mahomes.
I mean you're just a Cowboys fan.
Yo Dak Prescott, Dak Prescott is not better than Baker Mayfield.
Do not ever hit me with some Dak Prescott's better than Mahomes.
Dak Prescott's not even a top 10 quarterback in the NFL.
I can sit here right now and name you 10 quarterbacks
I rather have than Dak Prescott.
Okay, name them, okay.
Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson,
Matthew Stafford,
but Brock Purdy, nah, I wouldn't rather have Brock Purdy.
Justin Herbert, Joe Burrow, Jalen Hertz, Drake May,
Baker Mayfield, I'd rather have bow nicks than Dak Prescott.
Jared Goff, Sam Darnold, Caleb Williams, I'm at 13, I'm at 13.
Like Aaron Rodgers, I'd rather have this current Aaron Rodgers right now, what he's going to be this season than that.
Dejan Love.
I mean, if I'm if I rage baiting, if you guys think this is rage bait, get ready for this NFL season. Get ready for this NFL season.
You don't even watch football. Your opinion doesn't matter.
Oh, that's just a lie here. Just lying. You're just lying. I watched more football than every person in this chat
My reaction
You're a little bit
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Who's the lacy your latest face? You know banks. Yeah, okay
He's lazy.
Guys, he clearly didn't know my name, but he knows
I'll call Drake right now. I'll call I'll call him right now. I'll call him right now
Yo Drizzy
What's up, bro? I just wanted to check you see how you're doing
Oh, you're at the crib. Is there okay bet pulled some up to pull to my stream room. I didn't even know you're pulling up to hang out today
I'm live by the way. So you know
All right, man, wait a hotline, please
All right, I'll see I'll see you in a few
bet ah
I guess we have a surprise Drake stream. I didn't even know he was pulling up. I didn't even know Drake was pulling up. Oh
My god
Okay. Okay. Drake's here. He's got to pull up. And you guys think he doesn't know me.
Look at this is actually crazy timing. This is crazy time that he's pulling up and you sent that glimpse.
It's not Drake from state form.
Set your lineup for fantasy.
Oh, yeah.
I need your guys help with that.
Can you guys help me set my lineup for fantasy?
All right, so also just wanted to show you guys, just wanted to show you guys, if you
go to the league, where is it at?
How do you see the power rankings?
Final standing projections.
Lacey, current projection is first place.
I'm projecting to get first place. Come on now. Come on, first place. Week one, this
is why I play week one. This is why I play. Hold on. How do I get to the week one matchup?
Right here. Week one matchup. Brother, his team is trash. His team is trash.
Jack Prescott, Bashal Tuen, Kenneth Gainwell, Amon Ross St. Brown, George Pickens, Tucker
Kraft, Garrett Wilson, Luther Burton, Eagles Defense, and Will Lutz.
And then on my end, Josh Allen, Marion Hampton, Marshawn Lloyd, JSN, Jameson Williams, Trey
McBride, George Kittle, Alec Pierce, Broncos defense, and Brandon Aubrey.
Double tight end?
Brother, do you guys understand having a two tight end, having a tight end in your flex
is not bad.
two tight ends and your flex is not back. Now, I could start Devo Samuel instead of George Kittle
and I could also start Khalil Shakir instead of George Kittle.
Tight ends average like 10 points a game, not George Kittle though. If you look at George Kittle
last season bro he was putting up fucking fantasy numbers he was putting up
numbers dude look at George Kittle last season he was average in like 15 a game
put in my nun guy yeah but I don't even know if he's playing
What's up, bro?
Welcome to the stream, man.
What's up, baby?
What's up, dude?
What's up, bro?
How you doing, man?
Good, good, good.
I told y'all Drake was coming.
I told y'all Drake was coming.
I'm here, baby.
I'm going to go with.
Okay, so what hair should I go with.
What do you think I should do.
I'm going bald.
It's not break.
Uh, I select the one you got tighter there.
Well, I'm a little torn because I couldn't do I could do two things. Number one, I could just get a normal haircut, keep it or I could go buzz back to buzz cut.
If you go buzz, there's still might be some color of the long line. I look like a dark.
If you go buzz.
I mean, to be honest, both ways you can't wait. What's a burst fade.
I wouldn't recommend that for your like actually it's like yeah you see what I mean I
said you know first thing it only suits a certain amount of people
something like that yeah you have like pretty long hair in the bag it is pretty
like shorter. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, it'd be cool, but it only suits people
with developed jaw lines. I think that really, I think you do have pretty good jaw lines.
Okay. Let me do, let me do. You can't go wrong with it. So what do you, what do you recommend
I should do? Just like a little like mid taper again or? I'd probably do. Like a low taper
maybe like a mid to low taper and I'll probably do like a four or like five on top that's like
oh you're going to shave the top yeah yeah but that's what I recommend like that's what I have
your hair I'm either keeping this hair on top or I'm completely shaving it off oh like to black
it's either it's either I keep it just like this or I shave it off completely and go buzz gun
because I'm saying like even with the science four which is technically still buzz
You'll still see the tip of it.
So here's the problem, here's the problem.
Is my chat says that I have a lesbian fade.
A lesbian fade?
Yes, so what can I do to not get a lesbian fade?
Nah, I'm a lesbian fade.
I mean, I don't think you look like a lesbian.
I think you're just trolling.
You think they wish they looked like me probably?
Yeah, that's for sure.
Well, I'll tell you this.
I'm definitely doing another eyebrow slit, okay?
So gotta go with the eyebrow slit.
Wait, I got a question.
Are you gonna make another edit?
Yes, of course, of course, of course.
Gotta go with the eyebrow slit.
You're 23, by the way.
Doesn't matter, go with the eyebrow slit.
Dan, do I shave it off again?
I mean, look, I think about it this way too.
We could keep it and it'll still look good.
You know, I don't think for the next cut,
for sure you have to like, but take some off
then it'll get a little more too long.
Like too, too long, you know what I mean?
All right, what do you feel?
Man, I'll look at the street.
Like, do you want a still like a longer hair or?
That's, I don't know.
I don't know if I want to go back to buzz or if I like to keep.
The thing is, is I, I, I'm gonna be honest.
I look good with either, right?
Like I like, ladies love it.
Like no matter what, like girls, like they,
And I edit to always look crazy.
Yeah, to edit no matter what, go crazy.
So, you know.
All right.
Oh, who I do trade.
You know what we could try to a two?
No, no, no, no, no.
To hell.
Oh, well, what would you like?
I want something different.
Something different.
All right.
I could try like a, like a low mid fade and I could texture the
shit on the top.
We need texturing.
Like here.
put up an example yeah okay put like textured uh textured short hair textured short hair yeah
something like that like this
I'll say something something like like similar to this like that has you see like those little
details on the hair so then like that's okay I mean that's an example of a picture in the
high fade.
and I'm like, wait, okay.
So like this cut right here.
No, no, no, no, that's Jason.
Shit.
I don't know what to explain.
This is all right.
Like that's, if you were to look down,
like your hair would look like that type of style.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, I know what you mean.
It looks pretty cool.
I mean, she'll be honest.
I'm either just gonna get like a fade
or I'm just gonna shape it and go buzz again.
If I went buzz, it would be like a dirty, blonde buzz, right?
I don't see.
Maybe she did.
But there, everyone's done his buzz.
I know.
I mean, you still won't go.
It still looks nice, but it's your part of this.
Yeah, I just don't really know,
because like the fade,
I just don't know what fade to get.
Try it texture.
Yeah, try it.
I think, fuck it, if you like me, you like me.
What if I don't like you though?
If I don't like you, you buzz it?
I'll say, wait, I don't like it, can you buzz it?
Yeah, of course, for sure.
So I don't like the texture cut, you can just buzz it.
But think about it this way,
eight out of the 10 people like it textured.
So it's gonna be my hair look different though?
Mainly the top, yeah.
Am I gonna have to do anything to it?
No.
What kind of texture is it gonna be like?
It's a product that...
So I have to put product in it.
It's called styling product.
But I gotta start putting products in it?
No, not, so...
When I, if I put the product, it's going to look very aggressive. The texture.
Once you shower, you still have some texture,
but it won't look as aggressive when I use the product.
Cause I don't want to have to put products in there. I don't like having to do that.
No product is fixing you. All right. I mean, listen,
they're saying do a burst fade with textures.
No, it's because you don't have that much hair in the bag, like towards the end.
I mean I can it just would look a little more off like you're like missing this part you
know where it gets like really long it's pretty short.
First fade would look horrible on you.
Yo, you guys are dick writers.
Yeah.
I do not want, oh, it's like a mullet?
It's considered like also like a modern mullet.
Oh yeah, I don't want a mullet.
Hell no, hell no, I'm not no country bumpkin.
I'm not no country bumpkin, Jack.
What the fuck do I look like?
Yeah, I see, do like a low fade with texture.
A low fade with textures?
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's try it.
If I don't like it, if I don't like it, then we'll go back to, um, us.
I think you'll like it. Trust me.
Low fade with textured fringe.
Yeah. That's another son.
You can't pull up to the VaVet show chopped.
Yeah. Cause I'm going to New York fast week. I'm a model.
Yeah. I'm walking on the runway. So I got to have a nice cut and look good.
Yeah. That'll be hard. I'll be a new look. I'll be, well, what?
It was not like that.
I'm not doing that.
It's not going to work either.
All right, Jess, send me reactions.
Send me reactions.
Should I go for reactions in the chat or in the column?
Watch this.
Wait, if these are half-gallons, how many of these could go down?
No, no, no.
How many are there?
How many are there?
Wait.
This is your chance.
Professional eater Leah Schupkever
has reclaimed the Guinness World Record for the fastest time
to eat a burrito, finishing it in 30 seconds.
30 seconds is light.
Yo, she's not even chewing.
She's not even chewing.
She low key got a little slow at the end in my opinion.
But how is she not chewing?
He's just swallowing that shit!
What the fuck?
How you deadass the most chopped core member?
I
Bro, he's got a shame that shit above his lip dude. He's got a shave that shit, bro. He has to
It's better than your puke chain.
Yo, dude, I don't have a fucking puke chain.
He looks Mexican.
Yeah.
I don't watch this.
Okay, what's this?
On the morning of February 28th, tonight...
No, not right now.
There are hundreds of bags out there.
Keto, Paleo, Ash.
I'm not watching a video titled Losing Weight Is Easier Than You Think.
I'm not watching this fucking video.
B-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
What?
Oh, Twitch.
No, that's not it.
No, that's not it.
We're doing it.
Twitch.
No.
You could get two hour ads on Twitch?
Wait, that's a two day ad.
Imagine getting invited to a fully closed beta server with invite only just to not play
it.
Wow.
L Lacey.
What the fuck are you talking about Sonion?
What are you even talking about?
No pixel.
When did I say I'm not playing?
Did you get hungry and take a bite out of Silky's jawline?
No, Silky just edited the picture and edited his jawline
line and then try to make me look fat.
Wait, so Chad, I have a question. Am I going to get banned in no pixel?
Wait, wait, wait. Wait, what are the no pixel rules just so I know going into no
No pixel what the rules are.
No cursing.
The rule book.
You have to have a realistic character name.
Stay in character at all times.
Role play through restarts.
No loot boxing.
is taking items off another player. So I can't rob people.
No meta gaming, no power gaming or failed RP. Don't min max in the city. Calling out
organizing or naming locations walled down, rushing the fastest way to make money, skipping
the put in vehicle command, driving at unrealistic speeds, ignoring road laws, so I got to stop
it red lights? Oh, here's the combat and death rules. No attacking someone with no
story behind it. There has to be role play in some form of initiation before
Your shots are fired or cars become veterans.
When you're down and respawn at the hospital, your character for debts the moments that
led to going down.
That death has weight and you don't come back.
Wait you dead ass Mog Marlin in this.
Yeah, I know I'm a mobber. I told y'all my face card never declines
What what is NVL not valuing your life
Play like your life is real in worth protecting when you're at gunpoint or facing harm act like it
So someone has a gun to my head and in GTA I have to like scream in real life and like cry.
No staged shootouts.
Don't provoke gangs, police, or people.
So I can't provoke people.
Here we go. Criminal activity.
When someone's taken into custody,
a second group of six attempting.
Okay. Smuggling items into prison is fine.
There's heists.
A serial killer character is a serious commitment, not a free pass to go and kill people.
Check with staff before you play one.
You'll need a real story behind it, a motive and a method, a clear ending in mind, including
how it plays out if your character gets caught. If they're caught and convicted, there's no
parole. A Finn, I'm a killer character with no story will get shut down.
Should I play a serial killer, Jack? Should I play a serial killer?
Just to let you know, I saw in the rules that you must let staff know beforehand.
So I'm going to be playing a serial killer.
Wait chat how do I play a serial killer?
no sexual content? What?! This is our reality. The city is its own world. Don't drag outside
world into it. Real current and political events and news and off-screen drama.
Your character lives here in this reality. Leave the rest at the door.
A minor violation is a one-day ban. A moderate one is a three-day ban and this
is a seven-day ban.
Okay, so Jack for no pixel what can my serial killer story be.
Wait, do you have to get a job in the game?
That's boring, don't do it.
So you guys don't want me to have a serial killer character.
You ate too much as a child and caused you to take out the frustration on your bullies.
You won't get that approved.
They don't just let anyone be a serial killer lol.
Yeah, hey buddy.
Oh.
I don't hear you back there.
Buddy, I'm not anyone.
I'm Lil L.A., Chief of L.A.
Well, got a bull cut?
I do not have a bull cut.
Did I win?
Mecca, I have won.
This year,
from being a poor athlete to carry his 18 ministers. This is how all is done. This is
a big chance for his best volunteers in making clean cleaners and traffic cleaners.
Becca I have bad news. I have bad news Becca. Um
Someone sent me this
Someone sent me this
Hold on
hold on
Come on you're guys are bad as you look you don't
come on we're-
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I got a backup.
I love football season, bro.
You deserve it.
There's a die!
There's a die!
Get down!
What is that?
Five minutes!
What is it?
What is it?
Back to you!
Back to you!
Yo, I'm not going to lie, look how fast of a runner I am, Chat, actually.
Now you said it has to have your ACL recovery, man, just wait, bro.
I've been missing for three years.
And JT's second escape, thanks for all the FNC eyes.
Oh, the f*** he did it.
You ain't worse all the time.
Who do you want taking that last shot?
I got Lacey.
Who's that that you haven't been sent?
Bang!
I got Ice and Mark faces game time!
Yo, Shade, I was right.
I'm actually so good looking, right?
I'm actually such a pot guy.
It's easier.
I think I'm gonna stay in the fridge all of the-
Oh snap, spicy!
Oh my goodness gracious, spicy!
Oh, you guys are dick riders, right?
I do not have a Kim Jong-un cut, bro.
You look like an Edgar yo, can y'all let the cut develop
He'll let the cut develop, bro
Let the fucking cut develop, bro
Finished edit. Oh, I'm not gonna lie. I think I closed in my accident
You actually look good, thank you, thank you, not generally thank you.
Bro got a two tone haircut.
Yo, yo.
Yo, do you guys ever take my balls and penis and pull it out of your throes?
Just buzz it at this point, Lil Bro.
Yo, first off, hold on, drink, keep on drinking for one second.
First off, I'm not your Lil Bro, son.
I'm a hard-ass motherfucker.
I'm a gangster at that.
So watch your toe when you step to me, twin.
Try that gang.
Neon haircut.
All right.
Now, cause now, cause now I'm actually about to just turn my stream off while I get this cut.
Y'all don't even let a cut develop!
Have y'all never gotten a haircut?
He has to wet your hair for him to cut it, and then when it's done, is when it pops
out, bro.
That's when it pops out.
That's when it pops out.
What the fuck is this?
Your hair cut's been developing for four years now.
Okay but do you guys understand that I could dead ass have a fucking skin bald head on
my shit and I still would mog every person in the chat?
of shit. You saw barnacles, never had barnacles, buddy, never had barnacles, buddy, leave
me alone. I mean, this is just fucking brutal, bro. This is just brutal. You have silky
Sub five chud
Chalked his shit with pukes hanging from his chain and then you have Marlin
10 out of 10 Demi Greek God standing in the back with a chisel jawline
Lookin just staring into your soul like oh my god, Silky. This is just bad brother
This is he literally doesn't a reptilian. He's so perfect. Oh
Never had barnacles. Those aren't those weren't barnacles, buddy. That was that was a rare disease. I had at the time and it was called it was called it was called gondositis.
It's a very, very rare skin disease and luckily I overcame it.
It's not what it looks like, can you guys let the cut develop?
Can y'all let, like wait now, it looks like a co-mover because he's still cutting it.
Have you even textured it yet?
Facts, no, right?
Thank you.
Don't forget the eyebrows, that's it, I got it.
I actually want to write looks like y'all do
I hate this chair.
I actually hate this channel.
Today we're gonna be making.
Ha ha ha.
Like Jack, can y'all let it develop?
Let the cut develop.
It's not gonna stay like this.
It's not gonna stay like this.
What are y'all linking me bro?
Why'd you show that?
Cause I didn't know what it was.
I just clicked the link.
What is this YouTube video?
Hey guys, welcome back.
Hey guys, welcome back. I've been doing a little like content creation, like some big red hard
traveling, where I'm posting everything about injury. It's definitely a little complicated.
So, well, I'm good at this before. I think I want to just say thank you to you guys for that experience.
So y'all don't think I look good with my new cut? Be honest.
It looks good. Thank you. Thank you. Not a genuinely the person who said it looks good. Thank you. It looks good. Chat just full of children. Thank you. Thank you. Actually, thank you.
Thank you, actually thank you.
Fake chat, fake chat, no, now I'm gonna find it.
Now I'm gonna find it.
Now I'm gonna find it.
It looks good, people saying shit our children.
Thank you, big days, thank you.
Thank you, I'ma tip you, I'ma tip you.
It's leaving me to look like that.
Brother, y'all, I'm not gonna,
now y'all are playing with my body.
No, no, give me that, give me that.
Wait till it's textured. Just wait till it's textured.
Let me ask y'all a question in the chat. Have you guys ever taken a picture on a polaroid?
The picture didn't come out right away and you had to let it develop. True art has to develop.
And that's exactly what my haircut's doing right now.
There's not even hair texture.
So, yes, there is.
Guys, look it.
I don't wear my hair down like this.
No, I can't get it wrong, like no matter what I do, no matter what cut I get, I have you
You guys slobbered on my knob.
I'm bogging you.
Like that, just wait, just wait.
I'm not clicking your guys images anymore because as soon as this haircut is done, y'all
are about to be spinning my hard eyes.
Do TTS?
Rums would have to send me the link.
I don't think he's here.
gambling. This is just proof money can't make you look good. I guess anybody looks
good when they first are getting a haircut. My hair is wet right now and
combed down because he has to cut it.
I do not look like a mushroom. No, like what?
You just said to grab your barber's dick, bro.
You guys are sick fucks.
I'm not just grabbing his peas.
I don't think I didn't even say that.
Nope, someone said, look, look, grab his dick.
Oh, yeah, you're right, actually, holy shit, bro.
It's something to a chat, bro, they're crazy.
That ass pool is pants down and starts sucking his shit.
Like chat you guys are weird you guys are weird, bro. I'm not pulling my barber's pins down and sucking his shit
And I'll be honest no one even said that
That's creepy.
See, look at y'all saying it looks good now.
Yeah, look at you guys saying it looks good now.
How do you even find this?
are you getting the Jason the
we know I'm not getting the
Jason the wean bro.
How at least he's going to be
looking after the haircut. Thank
you. Thank you.
All right, do you guys realize how good I'm about to look when this is done?
You don't realize that?
All my soil is already drying and looking better.
Facts.
Do you ever like go back and look at your old cuts?
My old cuts?
I feel like they developed there.
They stayed the same.
Honestly, I feel like my old cuts have definitely developed since my older cuts.
Definitely developed.
about. You want to know what my favorite cut was though? This one right here.
Let me find it.
I think this is my favorite cut.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What was this? What was it? Yeah. Your classic buzz. Now it's like a low fade
buzz. It's like a mid taper.
It was probably short on like a size three. Yeah. Yeah. Like a three
two. Yeah. That's it.
So, Chad, y'all think I should go back to that.
Bald fade in 2026, you're actually a fucking joke.
Dude, it doesn't matter what year it is or how old you are, haircuts are, is a haircut,
brother.
I don't have to follow a trend.
I am the trend.
This cut was your best.
So this is the haircut I used to have.
I think I've developed since this time. Let me show you.
That was crazy.
I think I've developed since...
since...
You have to be...
You have to start speaking Portuguese!
Hello!
What are you doing here?
What year was this?
This is 2020, three, maybe 2024 actually.
But yeah, this is my cut, this is my cut.
Insane.
I can pull up a small square child with that ass,
but there's no way I just got fucking stabbed.
I was in big ass things on my head too.
I was in big ass things on my head too.
Go back to that.
No, don't go back to that, definitely not.
I'm gonna be honest, y'all, you'd have to pay me probably like 50 bands to go back to that just being on the pro.
Well, here we go chat. Here comes the texturizer. Watch this.
Told y'all let it develop. This is when everything changes. Watch this shit. Watch this shit chat.
That's a shit chat.
I'm going to do a half for your head to take a seat difference, not getting Indian massage.
massage. Now, do the whole thing, do the whole thing, do the whole thing, you know.
It's not similar to hard-ass, yeah, it's not, it's not true.
It's not that marley.
Told you I was going to texturize it a little bit.
Literally, I was going to texturize it a little bit.
Wait, so is it going to look like this, like fresh out the shower and stuff,
or am I going to have to put stuff in it?
Honestly, you could just this is a aggressive texture, but once you shower, you could that just play with them moving around and still look like this just not as aggressive.
And you can see like so much.
Oh yeah, you see crazy texture in there.
Because if I want to have another text right and what's going to look flat.
Yeah, it will look flat, but now it's texturized.
Ask if the barber can give you a jawline buddy spawned in with that one
I like you fucking with it. Oh, I'm actually fucking it. Yeah, now that's a matching fuck with this
Yeah, sure. I'm gonna do a slate. Yeah
You're 30 soon.
I'll let you pause a minute.
It's coming in gay doors.
No, it's just coming in gay doors.
Yeah, I'm not putting that texture in my hair every day.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
You have to know I don't.
I don't even like to shower every day.
And I don't know if you fully came,
but do you think you could like sit,
like just like, trim a lot of beard and shit?
Did I trim it down a little bit?
Yeah, just like a tiny bit, like a very tiny bit,
like literally like half a centimeter.
Fire.
Thank you.
Just buzz it off. How does this look bad? How does this come look bad?
You know, and then you know it's crazy. First girl I see in the chat, so it actually looks good.
Thank you for actually being honest and not like these little, these little boys in the chat.
I mean, you could just put water to it by the morning, just regular water.
that kind of appreciate that pin. Appreciate that pin. That would be more for pinning that.
Let's thank you. Thank you, bro. Oh, I look slyer. Oh, no, I look good. I look good.
I'm gonna shit. I'm gonna shit. I'm gonna shit.
I'm gonna shit. I'm gonna shit. I'm gonna shit.
I gotta try something real quick, but I'm...
Yeah.
You get that.
I appreciate it.
Yo, Rogue.
Yo, Rogue.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yo, Rogue.
Yo, Rogue, I've been seeing a lot of images.
Let's see your cut.
Rogue, let's see your cut.
Let's see your cut, Rogue.
Post the selfie in the com.
Post a selfie in a calm.
Post a selfie, rogue.
I can't even get his beard shrimp nowadays, bro.
Oh, what is that boy just alcohol
Oh, there you go.
How do you like it?
It's clean.
I love it.
I did.
I love it.
It's looking different.
Wait.
So, so, oh, hold on a little sharp boy action.
Yeah.
When you wake up, okay.
When you shower and say you wake up, you can just put a little bit of water.
Okay.
Is there any product that you think that like would make it stay like this all day?
Yeah.
much of a product in the hair kind of guy but like if I have to I could like just put a little
something in there and just do this. Yeah I mean I couldn't give you the bottle right now. You could
you could do that for real? Yeah. So I'm gonna be honest I would appreciate that. It takes like
that after 20, 30 seconds. So what do I do? Okay let me shower. I'll say like five sprinkles.
I just like, shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh.
Okay.
Just move it around.
Take side, 20 seconds or anything.
Okay.
Yeah, just be solid to your head and you're good.
Okay, so, please.
Please.
Please.
I'm not fucking with it.
I'm not going to lie, I actually see it a little bit, I actually see it a little bit.
I think.
Dork search stuff most handsome man.
I think see I'll see you.
Yeah.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
I'm out.
Show the back. I'll show you all the full cut.
All these tattoos in my skin, they turn you up.
Forehead's popping.
Can't win, huh?
You got a fresh cut, look good as fuck.
You guys are just, uh, haters.
You need an instrument to work on it, honestly?
If I wasn't an instrument, I'd probably be a model.
You look like Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray, what is that?
Hey chat, you guys know how like, how like they put those like BP edits on TikTok and
they use like the one guy with like a little bit of spiky hair as like a mogging face.
He's like the staple face of mogging.
I want you guys to take this screenshot and use me as the new staple face of Mogging.
I don't look like split you eye boogers.
a fucking eye boogers bro chat is a bunch of dick munchers like oh my god
what is my munch my munchy little cock tastes like
all right how do I get on no pixel how do I get on no pixel here
Yeah, I don't know what character to me.
I got a conjurer.
Hold on.
Do I be a serial killer?
No, Drew.
I don't know how to get into no pixel.
Yeah, I don't really know how either.
I'll try to come in.
Yeah, just come on me.
I don't know how to get into no pixel.
Yeah, just come on me.
How do I get off? It says I have to log in?
Wait, how do I log into NoPixel?
It has its own login?
Can you do anything?
Yeah.
I don't know if people flash, I used to do a QTA and not find them.
Yeah, it's a collector rockstar.
Wait, I have rockstar right here.
Uh, close this up.
You have to use the rockstar dance launcher.
What's that?
Oh wait, if he adds a launcher to that.
Let's download it though. I hope so. Wait, I have dj downloaded on steam
You know you're you don't know you're off. Yeah. Yeah, I drew your nose. I'm in earlier. So you're a picture
It's not showing it
Stop
You know, I was just up here getting hair cut guys. Oh, it's nice. Thank you. Appreciate that
What do you think you want?
Oh, fuck what do you do?
Oh, shooting you?
I just kept the hog rider foot.
No, I actually liked the buzz on Saeed.
Yeah.
I'm on the left side.
I was dead.
Oh, fuck your butt.
I had to install the...
Hello?
90 gigabytes.
Hello?
90 gigabytes.
Judge.
Bro.
Wait, what do I do?
Uh, like, add door decimals.
This shit wouldn't even happen solid if we did it after a shoot anyway.
Hey, what up?
How?
It's only an hour and a half download it's only an hour and a half download
New York City Mel raid yo Mel thank you for the fucking ray appreciate the ray
Hey, no, you're right in the chat.
Um, how do I see what it's at?
Said, right there.
Okay.
39 minutes is not that bad.
Hear me out.
You switch your stream to a TV use.
So then you're not sitting close to us.
I think it'll be fine.
No, but we switch your stream to TV.
No, no, no, no, because upload and download two completely different things.
Yeah.
But it's still like there would be no point of us watching to TV you but not why slide? Yeah, I know
But why are you not just give me the way see that?
Yeah, but then you go fast you gotta go get a Kaniyia combo with extra bread
Make sure you read the pack or make sure you read the oh, yeah, it's gonna have a lot
I would just say go
stands on. So I should go IRL. That's right, it's not going to F if you connect for back
time. Yes, you realize that. I promise. I promise you.
But there's no point because he's not going to be able to use the computer because of
this. It's still being on desktop talk talk to chat.
He's low key, right? Brother, it didn't even F. This chat's lying sack of shits. Wait,
really check it online.
The rules in this server are so strictly,
so you don't play it.
Okay, wait, Sayid, you know a lot about-
I've just sat all over where he sat.
You know a lot about NoPixel, right?
Yeah.
So I wanna be a serial killer.
I mean, that's possible.
Like I want my character to be like a serial killer.
I wanna kidnap people and like torture them
and murder them.
Yeah, there's been people that have done that.
And then I also wanna be like,
like people can hire me to kill other people.
You would have to like apply for that, okay?
Apply for a serial killer?
Yeah, because like...
What does that even need?
I'm pretty sure you would have to apply for it.
Add to apply to be a character!
No, you just wanted to.
Oh, do you need like a staff person?
I can ask.
So I have to...
So I have to apply to be a character!
I mean, because that's how my character is like, you know, it's like war building, you know?
Yeah, I have the lore. I'm going to build the lore.
Basically, the way I grew up, my parents used to abuse and sexually assault me.
And when I was at a young age, I started like chopping up animals in my backyard, and I was just so intrigued by it.
so intrigued by chopping up the animals
and that they're insides and seeing their guts spill out
and that over the years,
I just didn't get that feeling from the animals anymore.
So I started doing it to humans.
I started murdering human beings.
This is a role-played Jeffrey moment.
I am texting all the staff members to see it.
I'll actually create a story after all.
I'm not gonna just go around knifeing people.
Like I'm gonna create like a story off of it.
I mean, it's been done before.
Bro, it just sucks.
There's some chats just going to chat out and see
if it's going to hold fun.
Totally.
Everybody have to get somebody that's monitoring the chat.
Perfect.
Yo, Lacey, tune in to the stream for the first time.
Haircut looks mad good.
You're looking super handsome.
Probably your best cut.
You're literally repressing the chat looking for that shit,
bro.
Don't want to take that.
Are we going to do it on a roll on this demo?
No, you're just going to chill here.
How is it still 30 minutes?
It was just at 39, now it's at 34.
It's been five minutes.
Oh, it just makes sense, yeah.
Low keeping less than five minutes.
Creating a story just to play two times, Kat.
Nice, Kat.
Go do a little pack draw while it downloads.
Not a bad shot.
Not a bad shot at all there, Chat.
Great shot.
Great shot.
Great shot.
Great shot.
Could get some food.
Oh, fuck, I'm stuck in a little plot twist here.
I'm going to run a couple of packs, so I'm not going to run.
Please, I can't eat till you eat.
Wait, can you do a pack draw on the phone?
What if we did a pack draw?
I'll do it here.
I'll do it here.
I'll do it here.
I'll do some packs.
Should I run a little pack draw segment chat while we wait?
I think I would probably for likes.
What, you gonna film?
Yeah.
Go get food?
Oh, I'm not gonna IRL and like go get food somewhere else.
You guys gotta understand that.
Shout out to you guys.
I did so much walk.
We had two YouTube shoots today.
The amount of walking that I did on my leg is insane.
I actually think I might have superman genetics.
So it's called fear.
Other answers, no.
Let's go.
Let's fucking turn to 18 plus.
Walnut pixel downloads to get a little pack of grass session in.
Fuck it, dude.
Hey, Lacey.
Have you ever considered doing a marathon with Marlon where you beat fortnite warzone in Minecraft?
Chameleon Marlon actually talked about um next marathon ideas and I want to know personally what you guys would think of this
If Mia Marlin did a marathon, but it wasn't a game, what if we just did like a week long content marathon, like different segments every day, um, collabs, naked shower marathon, we're not doing a naked shower marathon, like what, like, like a perfect example would be like one day, maybe we like did a big collab.
the next day maybe we went camping and then like the day after that we went and did this
like it was just like a marathon of straight irl and like planned out content instead of having
like a gaming marathon obviously it would be like later down the line not anytime soon because we
just got done with this one but a hangathon well we wouldn't call it a hangathon brother it would
would probably be called like, no, no, no, no, no sub-a-thonero,
no subs, no sub-bulls or incentives.
Literally just like, okay, got it.
Thank you.
Why are you always talking on your stream?
You know what?
I got you all.
Like I see y'all spimming elves, I know that's not what you guys want.
You guys love hearing me yap.
Just admit it.
admit you guys like hearing me. Yeah. I love hearing your sexy voice off. Remember me when
your tipping.
Can we get a promo code?
You look like a lesbian.
Okay, can we all say something nice about me, please?
Like can you guys say something nice about me for once?
How about everybody compliments my haircut right now?
Everybody say something nice about my haircut.
Do y'all not see the resemblance?
Thank you!
What the **** Thank you.
mods make that shit 18 plus make that shit 18 plus
I just asked I just asked I just asked I just asked I just asked literally just
just asked all right fucking game time fucking game time y'all fucking game time
y'all. All right. Here's what I'm thinking. Here's what I'm thinking. I'm going to start off
with a no borrow 7,500.
Okay. Thoughts? No, no, no, no, no. It's not G. It's not G. It's not G. I promise it's not G.
Do you guys understand even though I won the last battle? I'm still like extremely fucking do they all understand that
Do you guys understand that part
I'm a genie in a bottle. What'll love you the right way? I've been see chap until you see any lessons recently
Chad, if you're 18 plus and you want a chance to get tipped when we come up, not if we come
up because we are coming up when we come up, make sure to sign up to pack draw using code
lacy and I can tip you when we come up.
I'm not gonna lie, we've tipped out a lot of people.
There's also a $25,000 a month leaderboard for people who play on my code.
Okay, we're at 4,500 already.
Okay.
Move the chat box.
I need, it's only, it's ROMs that can do it.
It's not, is that better?
Wait, did I do it?
That better?
Wait, did I do it?
Okay, this is where shit gets a little scary.
Oh, this is going to get scary, though.
We're already at eight?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, hold on.
50 packs? Do I really need 50 packs, chat?
All right, what do I do? Do I just do a 10?
All right, chat, we have a promo code.
Here's the promo code if you signed up to fact draw using my code the promo code for a free $10 is
Lacey sept
That's the code right there it will not work if you didn't sign up using my code fucking
I'm confident we win a 10k and I'm confident we win it fuck it run it run it
I don't go fuck run it run it run it run it run it run it run it run it run it
You know I'm gonna play some like I'm gonna play some sexy shit, bro
We need a left side goal!
If you're being negative in the chat, not-
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Okay, hold, hold, hold, what's that, a Batman?
Okay, Batman more clear, huh?
Not bad, not bad.
Okay, okay, I got a pretty nice lead right now.
Nice! Okay!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh, it's like a 6k bracelet.
Okay.
Still winning! Still winning!
Just give me one more! Give me one more! Please!
Did you say massive? Yes, I said massive. I need a massive left side goal.
I don't want some little pussy shit.
It's coming!
There it is double double double Louie little double Louie action there. Okay. We have a lead
We have a lead
We need a massive left side gold stay on those shoes
How does this one go up, but okay
maybe give me the Louis bag okay or don't do my $4,000 suitcase while you're at it nice
okay and I'm officially losing now I'm officially losing now
I mean, I just can't just can't get a win y'all this can't get a win y'all
Oh, just can't get a win.
What is it, 18 to 20, 28?
I'll go on 10K.
Only way I win is if I get a bailout gold in the last 10.
Pack 43, I'm feeling Pack 43 as well.
Okay, nice little bracelet, not bad, not bad.
Comeback season, comeback season, comeback season.
No way to get another one.
It's a messy signed card.
Wait, wait, wait!
They'll be out, oh my god, stay, so what is that?
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit,
fuck yeah thank you end it end it end it please end it please I'm begging you
to end it oh my god oh my god oh my god I'm gonna come I'm gonna come I'm gonna
come what is that what is that okay okay okay is that a car
Okay. Okay. Oh my God. That's massive. That's massive. That's a triple up. That's fucking
huge. Insane comeback.
We got to ride the heater, right? We got to ride the heater, right?
He checked. We got a heat check. It's the only thing that makes sense.
It's literally the only thing that makes sense.
Mr. Greedy? Yeah, but I'm gonna show you why I'm Mr. Greedy right now. Watch this shit.
I'm gonna show you why sometimes in life, sometimes in life it's good to be Greedy.
Do I do another big one chat? World Chat, do I do another big one or do I do no
I'm gonna borrow.
Like do I borrow or no borrow?
No borrow, you win less stuff, like less like big things but.
And it's less packs you get.
But you also never know what could pop up.
You know what I mean?
No borrow so we're gonna do 32 packs no borrow
No borrow is so do man
Like another 10k no borrow though, isn't that kind of crazy
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I can't speak but it's fine
And I think I just should
I should give you my just
Should I give it all out
Should I try
Just I can't lie
I just I be warm but it's fine
But you gotta be home
They don't bother
All they might love for a bottle
Every time I catch my feelings
I put them in the bottle
And you try to find my worst
Someone else in the bottle
But now you don't know
Never said that thus
Nah, there's no meantime
Just turning the ground around
And I just don't know
Just disgusting. How is my only how is the only gold on the entire thing? Just complete an utter bullshit, bro
Just complete an utter bullshit a thousand dollar PSP is
2026 man
I
Wouldn't even a want anything
Wouldn't even a fucking want anything bro fuck this shit
Fuck this shit
I
Miss your cut looks nice. Thanks, bro. Appreciate you, bro
I'm not back. I'm not running it back. I'm not running back. I
Don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just I'm just very unlucky recently champ very unlucky
It's do so bad. Well, then it'll be do next it'll be do next room, bro
It'll be do next room. It'll be do next room, but hey
It happens I think GTA's done somebody hop on GTA
Mod you can take off 18 plus
Okay, hold on let me see how this works. Okay today am I better leak if I show this
Whoa IP address
Whoa!
Hold on, Chad. Let me go take a little tinkle-tink.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, my knee hurts so bad today.
Oh, fuck. Oh, I might need ice.
I
Wait. Please enter your product serial key? What the fuck does that even mean? What does
What does this mean?
Hold on.
The key they said you to get in.
Okay.
seven, six, four, nine, eight, one, two, three, five, zero.
Okay.
Leap, wait, what does it matter if I leak it?
Wait, what does it matter if I leak it?
Yo, it's saying I need a product serial key.
I don't, can you, if I need to come out, please?
Yeah, so I need it.
And, Jerome, can you give me a...
Okay.
Wait, so I just give the chat a free serial key
to get into NoPixel?
Chat, don't use it!
Chat, don't use it, don't use it,
don't use it, don't use it, don't use it!
Don't use it!
I'm not gonna get banned.
Just if you guys just don't use it, I won't get banned.
I'll be fine.
Just don't use it.
Wait, is it asking for my GTA serial key?
Does GTA have a serial?
Oh my gosh, because I don't have the game.
I do.
Wait, brother, they never gave me a serial key.
Am I not invited?
Jason? Just.
Okay, product cereal key.
Cinnamon.
Toast crunch.
Say you don't know what it is.
You have to ask Buddha.
I'll probably ask him that Buddha came in.
It's saying I need a serial key not do go chat
Well be honest, I do not think I can use this
This is just like this is like a big ice brick
Who's fucking stealing my ice packs no ice packs in a free freezer
Yeah, but I can't this is like a
It's a fucking- It's a ice brick.
Oh, I'll go break it.
Actually, watch this.
You know what?
No, watch this.
There you go.
I can't get this big main brick broken.
Wait a minute.
Okay go hoop with Silky and Marlin buddy I can barely fucking walk yo Lacey I
just pulled a 25 out of 25 Matthew Stafford I'll sell it for 150 save that
shit for Disney gang I don't want a fucking one I don't want a 25 out of
25 Matthew Stafford. Oh, oh, why is it so cold?
Are you betting on the NFL tomorrow? Probably yes. I'll probably be putting my bread on
Jackson Smith and Jigba on the over on his yards and the Seahawks to win. Facts!
So I'm going to let all the card collectors in my chat know I am officially selling my
one of one Lacey auto card.
So anybody wants to buy it.
I'm selling it for $50,000.
So hit me up, DM me, let me know about any offers you guys have, all right.
I'll offer $4.
He says check your email.
Check my email?
For what?
Maybe you need to have further account real quick.
OK, I'm checking my email.
I'll buy it for a TikTok rose.
How much is that?
Oh, my no pixel welcome key.
Nice.
Wait, am I showing screenshot or no?
I ordered more ice packs for 30 at a time.
Also chat, I wanted to let you all know right now.
And this is for all the people back in my city.
I will be doing streams back in Erie, Pennsylvania.
For two days, I'm gonna be back home in Erie, Pennsylvania.
I'm gonna be doing streams from my hometown
on the 15th and 16th of this month.
So I'm gonna be back in EP doing streams
back in my house in-
Denied.
Is there like a, like a, for a little link you took first or something on there maybe?
Nice.
With Luke, yes, yes, yes, with Luke, obviously.
Wait.
Your license.
Maybe you typed it wrong.
Maybe, let me check in.
I got a $200 bid for the Lacey one of one bro. I'm not selling it for less than 20k
Okay.
That type of anymore.
Maybe I don't put the dashes.
Yeah, I'm actually doesn't.
Shadow my leaking
What the fuck
No, it's right, it's just saying I'm denying
Dude, I think I'm banned from no pixel
Oh.
How about one more time with the gashas?
I'm gonna check it out and play some more.
Leafs.
Yo, can you guys stop saying the Leafs?
I mean, ShadowMaker Live,
I can't get on NoPixel tonight.
Should I hop on 2K?
How are you reposting TikTok's midstream?
What?
I mean, I've got on my phone, sonnybone.
Come on, chat.
Come on.
Wait!
Hold!
We might be in. We didn't say
this before, right? No, it's just
loading. We know. Tell me
you're good. Tell me you're
good.
Wait.
Why is it black?
Okay, move chat again, yo, like what do I paint rums for, like rums barely even work
during the fucking marathon with Marlon Fax.
Photo sense it's photosynthesitivity warning,
important health warning read before playing.
What fucking health warning?
Wait, it's a rule on NoPixel you can't have your facecam on?
Yes, your dead ass not allowed to.
Yo, I'm not reading the fucking terms of service, bro.
Fuck, bro, my back itches.
Chet, y'all know when you get a haircut
and all the fucking hair goes down your shirt
and in your back?
That's dead ass what I'm feeling right now.
Does it have audio?
Go shower, I'm fucking working.
I'm working right now, I'm not going to go shower.
It's actually my first time in NoPixel.
I'm actually excited.
How serious is this server 1 to 10?
Like generally.
first time on no pixel serial killer RP
What's up, Chad. How do I be a serial killer? Like, how, how do you guys think my story
should start?
get banned if you do that no I
and stock the local elementary.
Mother, what do you mean realistic to my own story?
Wait, they reached out to me.
They said, hey, they see her.
Is there interested in playing a serial killer?
The reason why they need to be discussed
is because those type of characters
are very complicated to play.
It's a difficult balance between keeping it fun
We'd recommend trying a different character first.
So what, what do I be?
I don't just want to be myself.
I don't know what character to be like do I just go in there and be myself then what
Holy shit, this game takes forever to load, and there must be so much textures and stuff.
Not being a gay prostitute, bro.
Yeah, I can't be a cop.
Okay, so they said no to being a serial killer.
Do you guys have any other characters that you think will be fun RP that you guys can
remind me of?
A Jewish lawyer.
You can't be a lawyer you have to apply yo bro yo yo what do you mean I have to fucking
apply I gotta apply for I gotta apply to live
gambling addict. No, this is not a real life. I'm not being a gambling addict. You have
to pass the bar if you want to be a lawyer. Say I'm God. Say I'm God, you have to pass
That's the GTA RP bar.
Not being a human trafficker.
You could be a car dealer.
Bro, I kinda wanna be like an Italian mob boss, huh?
like a mafia boss.
You're 7% Italian, son.
All right, Chad, I'm going to be an Italian mob boss.
What should my name be?
Vincent?
I feel like my name should be Vinny.
Don't eat. Don't eat your video.
No, my bag is leaking. Fuck. Fuck, my bag is fucking leaking. Shit.
Fat Tony.
Not making my name Fat Tony, bro.
All right, do I make my name Tony or Vinny?
Chad, I also have a big announcement, and this is not just for me, but for all of court.
Tomorrow at 9 o'clock a.m.
five months. We finally have fiber. We finally have internet at the house. No more lagging.
No more Fs. We have fiber in the crib. Still no air conditioning, but we're going to have
fiber. We are finally going to have fiber. I'm going to be honest. It costed a lot of
money to put it in. I'm not going to say how much, but it costed a lot of money to put
it in. And we got a direct line to the house. So we have fiber starting tomorrow. Costed
is not a word. Literally is a word, but okay. Lie about how much it was for the clip. Okay.
Yeah. So we have officially have fiber starting tomorrow in the crib. I'm gonna be honest.
It costed a lot of money to put it in.
It costed $25,000 just to get the fiber line put in.
Then another $15,000 for them to build the entire fiber,
like pole and tower, in the neighborhood.
So we paid $40,000, but we got the entire neighborhood fiber.
We get it for the first time tomorrow.
So after $40,000 later, we officially have internet,
bro.
I officially have internet.
Is that a good live chat?
Is that a good live?
Look at Chip, oh, maybe 44, because he got his clip.
Oh, Chip, oh, I know what you are.
Ooh.
I
Can I make my character fat?
You have to restart your game.
You should play Wars on with Adapt.
Is he on?
You can't be fat, it's too realistic.
You guys realize I'm not like, nevermind,
I'm not even gonna say it.
I'm not even gonna say it.
It's just a bunch of meat munching in the audience.
Not even gonna say it.
Say it?
I mean, I'm just like,
you guys realize I'm not even fat anymore, right?
A lot of people like in the world in the United States
probably wish they had my body, like my physique.
That's real shit. Actual real shit.
They said I can make my character fat.
Should I be a fat mob boss and call, and my name be Fat Tony?
Isn't it crazy to think you completed the Lacey Locking Challenge and not a single person acknowledges it?
Yeah, I know. I know. I know. It's sad. It's just called discredit. It's called discredit. It's honestly sick and disgusting.
Cap, how's that cap?
The Lacey Locking Challenge was that I would hit 190 pounds.
I'm 188.
And you know what?
To celebrate, I'm going to order food.
To celebrate, I'm going to order food.
Right now.
Ooh, I might go for some Wendy's.
Didn't they bring back that pretzel sandwich?
The pretzel bacon?
Oh my God.
The pretzel bacon pub chicken sandwich.
Do I get the pretzel bacon pub chicken sandwich or the T-Rex burger?
What on earth is the T Rex burger?
I don't see the T Rex burger on DoorDash.
I don't see it.
Oh, it has to be in person.
OK.
So Chad, for the pretzel bacon pub?
Chad, where does Darth Vader get his shoes?
Do I do the chicken sandwich combo?
No, my game just keeps restarting.
Do I do the chicken sandwich pretzel bacon
or do I do the burger?
I feel like chicken sounds more appealing.
You need a salad good dog?
There's just unnecessary, just an unnecessary thing to say to somebody, medium, apple, crumble,
frosty.
Hold on now hold on now.
Come on now chat.
You guys can't tell me that doesn't sound good.
Why did they have chili at Wendy's?
If I ever order chili from Wendy's, I give you guys all permission to post my bare asshole getting absolutely pounded on the internet.
20 minutes till my Wendy's this year, it's actually not a bad shout.
And it's cheap.
Only $72 for a Wendy's order.
Not even bad.
Top on GTA, shall we?
He wasn't invited, told an ex to play.
Drew installed the whole wrong one?
How?
So what do I...
I don't think this is the wrong version.
Unless they sorry to keep bothering you, I feel bad.
Bro, I just keep bothering the owner.
He's not even gonna want me to play in a fucking server
cause I keep having so many problems.
Let me call XQC to see if he can help me get in.
Call XQC.
The wireless customer you are calling is not available.
Please try again later.
indeed. The wireless customer you are calling is not available. Please try it again.
Does he know X2C blocked him? X2C did not block me, bro. Oh, I think it's because I have
my fucking service on airplane mode. Let me call again.
The wireless customer you are calling is not available.
Hey, I can't get into no pixel. Hey, X. It's Lacey can't get
into no pixel. It's saying I'm kicked.
Oh, well, that's not good.
Something must be wrong with his phone.
It's green.
The message is green with an error next to it.
Oh, maybe because he's in Canada.
Maybe because X is in Canada.
Type in the Discord channel, they'll fix it in a few minutes. Okay. Okay.
Wait, Jason got off?
No way Jason got off.
Should I wait to play a day when everybody's getting on for the first time?
Like a day when it's all like, oh, I know Marlon's gonna play.
I know Ron's gonna play.
Should I wait?
been trying for three hours yet? Clearly it's not meant to be tonight bro. I had to
reinstall the game, then I had to put a secret key in, and now I'm being told that
I'm fucking kicked from the server!
Go work out.
Go buddy, buddy.
It's 11 o'clock at night.
Nobody works out past 10 o'clock.
How do I tell you?
Nobody works out past 10 p.m.
You don't work out at all.
Oh, I don't work out at all.
Explain this then.
Explain that, Buttercup.
Why are you wide speed laughing at me?
That was literally so sad.
Oh, this is sad.
This is sad.
I'm sure rock muscle right there, buddy boy.
See that?
That's muscle.
Ow, that actually hurt my affirm.
Ow, that actually hurt my forearm.
I'm deadass, not even trying to hurt my arm.
I don't have a lunch lady arms.
I just have a loose skin down here.
Look at how much loose skin I have.
Look at that.
Look how stretchy it is too.
Are you gonna get surgery at one site once I once I once once I lock it and get abs. I'll probably end up getting surgery
Our actual question would you guys look at me different if I got BBL abs?
Would y'all look at me different if I got all the extra skin removed from my body and I got fake abs
Be honest.
So like your recent BBL surgery, how did I get BBL?
My ass is all natural.
This is not a BBL, bro.
This is literally all natural.
My ass is fully natural, bro.
I'm not slapping it.
Ooh, shit, it's low-key jelly.
And I just ordered a nice protein meal to end the night.
Like, I'm on my health shit.
Shall I y'all let me to show you a little sneak?
Y'all want me to show you guys a little something?
All right, ready?
I'm gonna show it for a split second.
Ready?
Your race?
Y'all saw it wrong, but hold on.
Wait, I think I'm loading in.
Only one person got, only one person type, like only one person guessed.
Please don't be a base vet, brother.
Did you not see what logo was in the fucking front?
Did you not see what logo was in the front?
Show it one more time now just go back in the water clip it and then look and then you
guys can see.
I'm so handsome.
I guess you're going to get that, you fake demon.
Smoke in play 2K.
I'm not smoke.
No, no, why do you guys tell me to smoke?
Why don't you just smoke?
Yo, you got any days you don't love cars for sale.
All right.
I'm going to be honest.
I might just, I might just dub no pixel for tonight, bro.
There's already a list.
Tell me, you always get a list.
What's up, bro?
What'd you say?
You feel that I'm down to run 2k.
Yes, I'm down.
I'm down to run 2k.
You really are?
Yes, I'm down.
I'll give that.
You want to feel like maybe like a genuine 510?
510, I'm down.
No pictures are working.
Okay, like a genuine 510.
If they're saying you have a Zen, you raise.
Oh yeah, because I showed it in my room.
I don't use it for 2k, right?
I use it in chapter 304.
Wait, you didn't have to have a Zen?
Yeah, I don't script, I'm sorry about it.
Like, how much though for it?
I'll just give it to you.
You have to get like, you have to like find a script though.
That's like the kind of thing you gotta pay
for a script or something.
I'll pay for a script.
Dude, you're gonna get the fucking thing.
No, I'm not, bro, every person I play against
in two games ends, I'll just start zenning
and then it's fair.
If you can't beat them, join them, bro.
You're joining only five as well.
Okay, I'm down if I took a shot up on no pixel, but it's not working
And he said he's waiting for the server admin to answer. So I think I'm just gonna hop off and play no pixel more than tomorrow
Wait, what build do you have the what build do you have?
He just ended streams
Yeah, I know he's going upstairs.
We could, I might have a big added that I could invite.
Chad, who's the center we could play with?
I was thinking we might be at room 2s still.
I mean, 6-8, I think it wasn't like a fucking full-blown paint bill.
Yo, Chad, also I keep seeing people talking about,
Oh, how are you playing 2K during your American?
Yo, dumbasses.
Lacey himself is not my PlayStation name.
That's some dude who just has my name, Lacey himself,
and plays 2K.
Sure, what do you mean sure?
He literally pulls up on me all the time.
All right, hold on.
I've been grinding since I like the last three days chat. I've been grinding 2k off screen
What's up, bro, I've been
I'm gonna show y'all I'm gonna show y'all my current overall and shit
What
Okay, Matt, yeah.
Okay, I'll be on the side.
I'm going to show you how to do it.
I'm a little bit confused.
I'm supposed to be 99 by now, bro.
I'm supposed to be 99 by now, bro.
No chat, you want to know what happened?
I've been, because when I was like playing it offline,
I was playing at Darla's apartment.
So I had to upload the file.
I had to upload the shit from my other console.
So that's why I gotta go into my save data
and I gotta upload it, I think.
How was you and Marlon's night in Vegas it was good bro we ended stream we
literally were just hanging out talking we went in the hot tub just me and
Marlon we're talking about like future streams future marathons and stuff and
then he like he like put his hand like on the back of my neck and he started
kissing me. And then we just like made out in the hot sun for like 20 minutes, like shirts
off, our abs touching is crazy. It's magical. And then we went down to the tables, we put
I got a hundred K on a black only one.
Then you woke up.
I wanna text my mom.
I'm texting my mom to see if she could go on my
like PlayStation and upload the same data and shit.
He's trying to ignore it.
I ain't trying to ignore shit,
but he talking about he trying to ignore it.
Oh, look at me.
I'm a evaporator.
I'm about to eat a Wendy's Baconator.
Come on now.
That shit was kinda hard.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
All right, y'all, I'm gonna see my progress on 2K real quick.
Hold up.
I try not to wait don't listen to the supporters and my door has to be here I'm at the gate
Let's go! 97! 97! How? Because I've been grinding! I've been grinding!
we're going to take a look at
Oh my god my badges are fully
maxed. Y'all this I'm telling
Maxed out badges maxed out badges
is
Low key got to change low key got to change my my jumper though because I had it like a little slow
Because I was on different Wi-Fi and latency
There it is, make sure, there it is, okay, okay, like what fit should I wear though chat,
Oh, shit, I kind of want to wear a suit.
Wait, where could you buy a suit from?
Where could you buy a suit from?
From Swags?
Well, what is my door-dash or texting me, bro?
What did he say?
The order was dropped off.
Text Druids, they can you bring me my salad.
Wait, why is my...
Your assets okay?
I guess I'm assets okay.
I guess I'm not better than every person in this fucking chat.
Wait, chat, is there like a map to ch- oh, there is a map.
Yo!
It's like fucking GTA, Sunion.
Chat, you guys want to know, I always thought it was the best idea ever, if GTA merged
with 2K.
Imagine you could play GTA, but then you could go to the park and just play games like it's
2K.
What is the casual corner buddy I'm not a casual
Yes, you are but here's the thing is I feel like you guys aren't gonna be entertained
by 2k because you guys expect people to like you guys want to watch people that are bad
and I'm not bad.
I couldn't find a salad.
Well just happy.
I couldn't find a salad.
I couldn't find a salad.
Well, just happy!
I couldn't find a salad.
Brother, I think my wife, I just connected with my PS5.
Couldn't find a salad.
No, I only found this big-ass blending bag.
No, no, no, this is my salad.
Wait, what are you, an actual salad?
God damn, brother, did you order for a family of eight?
What are you talking about? I got a burger and fries.
Well, I'm going to have to order a chicken one or a burger?
I got a chicken one.
Oh, I'm kidding. I'm trying to be healthy.
It's 800 calories?
Wait, Drew!
Drew!
Why did the Wi-Fi disconnect from my ps5 fails
Oh my god, this looks so good
What up, bro, wait, so are you like good at sugar?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I'm nice.
I'm nice.
So how do you want to do this?
Neither of us have to be.
I know that will be a problem.
So, how do you want to do this for neither of us have a G?
I know, that will be a problem.
They said Laze sure does green.
Okay, because of that Zen, because of that fucking Zen.
Do you actually have a Zen?
Yeah, I do actually own a Zen, yeah.
I'm telling you, I used it in Chapter 3, Zero Build, Four Night.
And the season with the big high air balloons.
I use it that whole chapter.
But then they posted a whole thing saying like oh you could get banned if you use it.
So I was like okay, I'm just not gonna use it anymore because usually we were just plug it in and go and well, I had a script.
Wait, you just like wait, so can you explain me like I actually always wondered what is Zed and dude?
I literally had zero recoil like with this like the Stinger SMG and like the ARs and shit.
Well, Hannah Cokes, thank you so fucking much.
And it was also like a pickup macro.
A what?
A pickup macro.
Well, yeah, but every pro and forerunner used to pick a pickup macro even to this day,
so.
Exactly.
Forerunner doesn't care about that.
But that just is another thing that you can do with it.
before I literally couldn't care less about fucking pick-up mechers every single pro you
guys watch using the pick-up mecher I'm not wearing a fucking blouse yeah all right let's
fucking do this bro I do use game audio I don't bro why do I look fat and in this
game you do look fat you just gonna change your head shape you sure as
round as fuck you also need to put on like an actual fit bro you look like a
come around what do you mean I look fat as fuck I did a face skin asshole
you got boosts. No, I didn't
get boosted. Dude, you gotta buy
boosts. Oh, no, I have boosts.
But chat just keeps saying, oh,
they see got boosted. They see
got boosted. Girl mods. If you
see someone timing that out just
10 gift there! Thank you Hannah!
Did you just invite me? No.
Wait.
I'm changing some shit up real quick.
I should be able to just join you there.
Wait, how do I change? How do I buy socks? Can you buy socks?
Yeah, you can buy some.
I don't know I got mine. Maybe I got mine from the limited edition.
Bro, my character has so much fucking aura. Like, Chad, is this not fashionable? This is
why I'm going to the vet.
You're a mother to you.
You're a mother to you.
You're a mother to you.
Holy swagger.
you. Why is it not match? kind
of though. Why does it not match?
No, no, no rush from straight
chilling. Be honest. Are you
sure you actually are like I'm God of course bro I get on this game bro and I
literally just playing I literally I'm like a terrorist I just played music out
my speaker and I leave my controller mic on just like theater bro wait we can
run theater we'll win in Susan theater yeah Peter is like free but chat chat
doesn't like theater they call it with Mickey. Yeah but it's just like fun it
definitely is like easier than park where I think I might have like a 60 win
right in theater maybe like 55. What the fuck?
I'm looking for a job.
Brother, make my shit black, son.
Put a bowtie on that bitch.
I'm looking for a job.
I'm looking for a job.
I'm looking for a job.
I'm looking for a job.
you look like your brother
are you in here enough?
uh let me see, should have made it but
or I'll show you one
where do you have your edit?
I added you on 2k
why can I not hear my audio though?
maybe I, hold on I gotta get out of my court I gotta go to the city
Oh my god, I can't hear my audio for some reason, Jack.
It's all good, Rick.
No, no, no.
I invited you to the city.
No, I need to be able to hear it.
Wait, so we don't have a third, though?
Let me see if I can invite this guy in.
Hey, Siri, text Drew and say, how do I hear the game?
to true how do I get done you let me write this guy the city in TV joins Chad is
there anybody is there anybody else on right now that we can play with that as
big Bruce is on do you want to pull up on him and tools I don't know what he's
playing. I just see him online. Yeah, I was on drill.
Like, um,
I'll focus for like,
do you see the one that's called like PS5 or like video capture
device audio? Yeah.
Click the green that had sound on the light. It should turn green.
No, it's not green. It's just like light.
Yeah, click on settings on the audio, like properties, these have properties.
Advanced properties, yeah?
Advanced properties, yeah.
And then do, um, for the, um, the blaster, I'll just make it monitor and output for the video capture.
It is.
Can you turn it off or not?
I did.
I know I'm a sure but I don't know how to like a lot of oh it's working how do I tell
him drew it's working drew it's working all my aura right here right here all right wait
so chat does anybody in a chat like any mods want to fucking like play come on bro I wouldn't
We can use the sun. We can literally just go on a fat ass wind streak.
So that's actually good though. We can go on a wind streak on God.
I got it. I got it.
What was it?
I had to change this.
Bob, this thing there?
Yeah, that's what I was gonna...
I'm a 99 popper rather if you're a 99 popper join up
99 more like mine mine
I mean
What's in the theater on the tubes for dollars?
I came down
Yo, I love black hoes stop spam adding me what what's his name? I love black hoes
You know right here where I can't find you Jim
come on right
Wait, the big responded the big responded try bottom of the squad wait you did I just yeah
I just met him on TV like a couple days ago just randomly playing bro chat you play threes when it ran a big
or two just me lays he joined he's talking but I can't hear him can you hear him can
you talk to him I can't hear him let's just see how he playing twos he's in the squad
should I kick him oh fuck he's good anyone I play oh he left the squad bro you scared
I
Don't know this one. I
Mean
All right, then you want to play to the head by two thing here then all right
Let's just see dimes or an assist whatever what that's like what it is right now. I guess
What does that even mean?
Like you throw a dot
Dude, it's like if if I'm gonna ball and you hit a three. It's four points. That's so dumb
I know it's what Mickey is fuck. It's just some theater goyslaw. I don't want to play that shit
You have no boosts
You can get on threes and I can invite that guy to
Holy aura. Oh my god, we look cool
Wait 95 overalls
I
Wait you're guys six three from a dunk on his ass
I'm dead by the dunk on his head. I don't care. Yo, what do you say, Murph? What?
I'm not coilo rate. Oh, you want to see what coilo rate does watch this has me to rock
Cora dying green bean bitch
You're a pussy fuck you bitch
You're a fucking from you're a fucking from compared to me Coda
Oh, man, I thought he was you oh my god, I just tweaked so hard my god
All right
I was playing a few days, so I gotta find my-
Please, please, come on, back door cut, come on, back door cut, come on, back door cut.
You didn't even let me cut it.
Just in case, cause he was playing it.
Nice, I love that, so.
Gotta take you, please, gotta take you. No time on the call.
Okay.
Got the suit?
Ah, fuck, man, they're playing bigs, bro.
They're playing with a big, posting up and shit like cringe balls.
Wait, hold on, I'm- oh my god, I keep thinking the guy I'm guarding with you.
watch the gorilla
this guy's fucking trash
this guy's fucking trash
he's on the...
rum son
green bean kota
why don't I shoot that?
can't tell you, lemme pull it
fuck the fuck out
yes sir
and what bitch
like that
back out
green, that's green for you
okay apparently the two getters
I don't want to fucking pass the ball.
Yeah, junk bitch.
Missed a layup there.
Ha ha ha!
Oh shit, I got six.
I'm not home going out.
Hell no, I'm fucking bummed.
No little rusty chance, let me warm up a little bit.
Why, why don't I'm a bore?
Yo, I gotta change the chair, I gotta change the chair.
got to get the bar off
he might have no stamina
health
got chill bro game one a new one up
game one you know how it would be
that's what makes you shoot
shit talking for the red I think you're calling the right
I don't know how to ask bro
bro I can't with this fucking meter I actually can't with a meter this is not showing
I got to turn my meter off.
I got to turn my meter off.
Oh, God.
Oh, brother.
They're giving you no respect.
Oh, my God.
They can't turn it off in the game or no.
No, it's a...
Well, check.
Keep laughing.
wait till this meter comes off and I green every shot just wait oh yeah wait I'ma come
to you then cut down the middle wait oh yeah green bean
Let's go tie game time all game. Come on lock in lock in ladies lock in
Here I got your back. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. What what I'm here. I'm here, bitch. I'm here, bitch
He sold you fucking suck. You can't make a layoff fucking Billy bitch
I'm a pop-three than cut
Pumping
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They're gonna they're gonna live or die by me making the free ball
And I can't do it with a fucking without a meter on this. Oh
Yeah, I mean, let me honest. I'm a dribble God guard. I'm not like a type of guard that can like pop and shoot
I'm more of a dribble God guard. I'm being honest
I heard you
Great, I'm saying like I'm a dribble god. I don't do this fucking pop and shot shoot type shit
You pass me you pass me the ball and I'm a dribble it and I'm a square abyss. That's how it goes
I got yours, I got yours!
Cutting?
Oh, I should have hit you.
Are you ready to get recorded?
Hey!
Jump, bitch.
Hey!
Oh, yeah.
What?
I'm going to go three and then cut.
I'm going to go three.
I should be free back there.
He's going to play out.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
gonna play out
Attapt the elements one thing. Oh my god. How's that I see you?
What's you go ahead post something to fucking cringe ball
Fucking cringe ball bro fucking cringe ball judge was supposed to up
I want him. I want him. I want him. Oh my god. Yo, I'm too nice. I'm too nice. I'm
I'm too nice!
I'mma cut down from the top.
Ah.
Yummy.
Game ball.
Dot, psych, to the rim, to the back.
Game ball.
On the side.
Good shit.
Good shit.
Hey, GG's, you guys are shit.
Come on up.
I'm a Mickey it's theater back all I hear a chance you can check cuz you guys can't win
theater down here too.
Now, you don't see me have any of my protein ice cream.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Mickey go park
But how do I turn it off again, I think it's
My side chat
You got understand we can't go park in tubes with with no big yeah, we'll get fucking obliterated
You know what I mean.
Floor.
I need to put back this out right here.
There's one thing about 2K though is like low key the cutscenes or the loading screens
are fast as fuck.
When you join someone bro.
It's insane.
You can restarting your game bro, because I mean it takes like a minute.
Less.
Who we play against?
Oh shit.
uh... one's a crumb
oh they got it
i'm on a big though i'm on a seven one
he's a seven one
yeah your kid is gonna be shooting i think
no way they're gonna run post-score and shoot her
oh hell no
will be good
damn i get ball
He just went back door, I don't know how to shoot.
I've never seen that one.
I'll come.
Not a steal, okay?
He saw him.
He just pushed me out of the way, I guess that's what he goes.
Maybe we do gotta get a big overpicture, he's like that as heck.
He will get every board, to be honest.
But there's hope, there's hope.
Bro, we get the ball one time we win.
I think so too.
Oh my god, I thought you stole that.
Let her shoot.
Oh man.
And they're getting this just every place, it's 13, jeez, brother jeez.
I know this kid's already got his badge.
I don't mean shit when a good defender on him, so you're insane.
You got me?
You got me popped out.
I got you sir, you got me sir.
That's a green bean.
Shot, come on.
Don't want to beat the ball back.
Don't want to beat the ball back.
I
Fuck is seven one fucking paid demon
Actually, that was good strong fuck
Okay, okay, champs. I was reading time, bro
You got me
Oh
I
Back to her
Yummy
throw some shit up
shock block
there's that too
miss
what is it buddy
okay hold on
no way he didn't help i gotta check that
im here im here im here chat im here chat
back to her thank you all day like bros all IQ it's all up here son one of the
kid in the red shirt and cut down the middle give me the fucking rock what
I'm getting it.
HAHA!
YOU CAN'T BE THAT'S WHAT A POKE SCORE!
That was actually embarrassing for them while.
Oh my god, I'm disgusting at this shit!
this shit is free bruh
i got silver dimer too
wanna get off and buy boost real quick?
yeah
then we would have been on a two game shaco
let's get the big go park
let's see if he joins
yeah let me see
oh he got off
Yeah, I don't see him on line.
Well, we don't have any big.
Yeah, I don't see him on line anymore.
He friggin got off.
Number five in Cali, I'm a center, Lacey, I added you.
If that's facts, let's do that on God. Number five in Cali.
You could locate troll like okay like if I lost to you
I'd be like wow this guy's number five in Cali it's like you're a loser
But with you having you on my team like that. How do I know how do I know what their thing is?
Press your bumpers on 2k to open up your phone and then pull up the notifications and then look for him
Says his name is Alexis TV, but I don't even see the name
Hey, did you hear what I just said? What? Yeah, John 2k
How do I know the name?
5.7 is Twitch?
I'm not seeing Alexis here. Oh, maybe he didn't ask you. He said if you need me, I do need him.
him bro we need him mods I do need him mods mods oh his name is if you need me
oh I thought he was bro what is this like troll ass shit bro are we playing
with a fucking troll doesn't seem like a troll 79% in the park okay yeah I'm
down to play bro get ready to hope these wow I'm down bro yeah let's leave the
theater is it here yeah chat fun fact fun fact I had a 93% in the last two
guys damn I'm 90 fucking four
I'm not happy why would I lie about that he was all on stream
because you got carried by Fanta, Cap.
Oh yeah, he's in the squad.
Yeah, he's got a, yeah, he looks like a sweat.
You're 93% body fat.
Okay.
Okay, he's the park MVP.
Should we go?
Where should we go?
Where should we go?
should we go 5-6 right here 5-6 we're down squad's not eligible yes to get on
fucking no squad fucking leave the squad leave the squad leave the squad fucking
I bet
You're about to get heart buried?
Are you guys dumb?
I'm the fucking point guard.
Wait.
He's 6'9".
I'm about to move from here.
I'm about to move from here.
Sorry, why did someone just say buy boots?
I already bought boots.
I can't go on the spot now.
Okay, one thing about two big,
one thing about two big, three is in threes,
it matters a lot about your basketball IQ.
And that's something I have, genuinely.
You need Gatorade boots you only bought the jump shot oh fuck true need the milk
No, no, no, no, tell me.
Am I good?
We're good.
Nice.
Yeah. How many calories do y'all think I just ate?
Probably like 11 or 12.
I have egg rolls behind me.
Like a Chinese restaurant?
Yeah, from PF Changs.
I did not eat 4,000 calories. I had one burner.
And that's literally it.
None because you're shooting right now and calories don't count.
Facts are right on the hook.
Oh my god, they just 21'd them?
wait are these kids sweats 219 brah we're gonna put some sweaties it's okay
wait bro this guy literally has MVP above his head bro yeah but he's a lock
bro lock this lock that bro you and me are gonna be shooting whites out that
BANKS BEHIND ME?!
That guy's blue and he's black.
Wait, is that NFL third NBA player?
Wait, Jaylen Williams is on top of-
Jaylen Williams is in our lobby?!
Wait, what?!
WHAT?!
Yo, mud!
wait that's actually owners that's really him
wish I didn't say yo wanna run threes
yeah say yo wanna run threes with me my demon
Chee-Lin Williams
you can say with my demon
you know so Chee will race with him?
that's not him
what?
what is his instagram?
oh fuck
we're on a game we're on a game
I didn't even see what my guy's overall is.
Oh brother!
They're running fucking double screent!
Oh they're shit!
Oh he's a zen.
He's a zen.
He's a zen.
He's a zen.
He's a zen.
He's a zen.
Oh my god, he's greening, he's making non-green contestants?
That's full of zen behavior.
That's actually zen behavior, bro.
Good take.
He chat is mohawk, bitch is gonna be making some pull- oh, man.
Say, walla.
Starts ahead of green
Mods plug it in. Oh my god. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god. Oh my god. Well, yeah, who's he reaching on bud?
Come on, let's get a stop. Let's get a stop. Let's get a stop
How no anything you want hey the court's yours, bro
I
think
What would you put it up put it up?
Free buck. I need to
Yeah, we're playing fucking zanners, bro
Now I want to hear lose equals Zen. Oh nice fucking steel son
Hey, dude, I played a fucking pure lock on me. He's oh no, oh no
We out
Got you
Okay, we got dick for this so we got defense for Jack
Nice
That's your help I'm there. I'm there. I'm playing a fucking corner sitting bitch. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Wait, you gotta time your dunks?
I did, I didn't know you had to time your dunks.
Oh, he's feeling froggy down there boy. You got a time your dunk chat
On screen way to step the fuck up, bro. That's why you're a lockdown. Yes, sir
No, or pick up is a fucking demon. This guy's got great defense
It's what I brought is all I need is just a defender and I'm fucking with every game
I'm a fucking, I'm a dribble guy.
What is, double dribble, hello?
Off player out of bounds? Am I new to 2k?
He said must unplug, back to work, psych.
Aw, pit-a-wayed it but didn't, because I'm a fucking chud.
I think I'm on top. Actually.
What?
Reaching. I'm gonna go back door. Wait for it.
Good take.
How did Jason see you online during the gaming marathon?
Hey, buddy, just because someone's name is Lacey himself on the game doesn't mean...
CUCKEEZ!
Oh my god, this guy is a fucking demon.
Corner, corner.
Oh.
You good?
Yeah.
Excellent.
To the rack, we dunk on the head!
We dunk on the head!
Nice!
That's actually hard.
I
Good
To the rack we duck on the head we duck on the head
Michael fucking Michael Jordan's on the spot. Oh my god. Yo our teammate
Dammit kid
Our teammates deep broke our fucking teammate has like 15 steals
give it up son give it up son give it up son oh my god
what is he doing? what the fuck?
he greened it
yes
No chat, just because somebody makes a shot it's okay, it doesn't mean they have a Z.
Literally.
Yeah, we're about to burst fucking MJ.
Bro, Mike, is that Scotty Pippen to the left?
We're gonna play the 96 Bulls!
Like what is this fucking timeline?
98 over on Michael Jordan.
Well, yeah, I'm on him.
I'm literally guarding Michael Jordan.
He's guarding Lacey.
Keep reaching you old fuck, we're done with the 90s.
Oh, you got a green that horsey take it out or
Oh
You die
Oh, yeah, please let me just cook this old-ass fuck. Oh you showing off wrapping you
I
Love that for me kid. Well, I'm just like I'm like a lava triple god. I'm like brother. Yeah, who's the best traveler on 2k?
Let me one one
Nice damn day just call an ISO pick up his dribble then pass I
Missed that give what universe why miss that?
Don't really don't ask. I'm not I'm a better dribbler than seizo, bro
I see those good at river, but like it's not about me
Yes, he's doing that
Yeah, I'm just a chrome I'm just a fucking crumb
I don't think he's passed me the ball once we got a lock in here a little bit we got
lucky here a little bit come on 10 6 10 6 10 6
oh he's calling us again he's not fucking
what just witness Michael Jordan hit a Eurocent dunk
I
Need that from you nice shot nice shot come on. Let's get a stop wonderful shot. Let's get a stop
He's actually a demon, bro
He doesn't say it's fake. Oh my god. There's a bunch of rim runners, bro. They're just fucking rim runners, bro
this kid oh my god he was boxing me the fuck out I couldn't even jump to the
board
like he can't fucking shoot he just robs in a hoop and dumps it
fucking bro we should start down to some slot
he's picking that off
Nice
Okay, okay, it's not over yet. Hey what they say it's only five boys. You gotta play defense gotta play defense
What
What the f**k is wrong with you?
I tried to dunk it, I don't know.
I see.
We just sold our big place.
Tried to dunk it, and the f**king game makes me pull up from mid range.
I literally missed it.
Oh my god, that guy's falling over from the brick.
Well, I stuck it.
Take over, GGs.
Hey chat, we see the GGs in the chat.
Gege, get us one more stop and we'll be in this game.
What the fuck?
I'm there!
Come on.
Come on. Come on. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in here.
Locked in here. Good shot, kid.
I don't know. I'm peeing for it, bro.
That's good.
Bro, I'm not going to let us get deep.
This dude just runs to the hoop.
It's whole square, bro.
Give me the ball. Give me the ball.
We'll give us a one point lead here.
It's OK. Right here.
and saw
honestly no threes here
still unable
like a door to my game it though
oh we caught a high stone on your ass ladies
yeah i'm just
no
oh yeah he just hit a fedori 3
he didn't shoot all game
yo
if you need me that's my bad bro hey that was on us that was on us bro that was on us big bro
it happens bro
thank you bro it's michael's word like what
six seven
oh wow
Where do we go?
Down here?
Might be it. Might be the play.
I'm sure if this came to finish here. He said go to a new park. New park nabs.
No.
I'm gonna be honest.
I feel like we win whoever's on the score and these kids are a bunch of bums
Bro, he has a fuck is so
Yeah, these guys do look like
They're like actual crumbs
These guys do have their bots
Is that fucking Danny Green behind me?
God damn that big-ass mascot! Oh, I know his dick's huge! Oh, wow, he's shaking that shit!
Oh, we in the NBA, son!
3 to 2 is the score in this game?
Always straight fucking crumbs in this corp.
You have an ugly ass 2k character? It's a face game bro.
It's a face game bro.
Exactly.
Rescan that shit? So you guys don't think this looks like me? Are you on drugs?
I
Looks like Luke hey dumbass. That's my brother
So obviously if I do a video game face game
It's gonna look like my brother because we both have similar
Resemblance because of our family members. I don't know if you guys know how this works
What the fuck are these guys even shooting bro, I mean this
I wish we could like I feel like could scream to them from the side of the
corporate how does today still have a spectate like why can I not spectate the
game it's pretty shitty cameras like
Oh my god, he's a Yamnast, yeah.
Have you all tried the new Apple Pie Frosty yet or no?
For where?
Where you?
I gotta try that.
This one, actually, this one you might not just share it,
just might not like.
Whoa. Bro.
Peppermint.
Milkshake from Chick-fil-A.
I love it. I like peppermint ice cream,
but I don't think I've had the peppermint milkshake.
Dude.
Oh my God.
You would love it.
It's like a bunch of peppermint, like candy cane chunks.
Oh, that sounds so good.
Bro, do you like the bark too?
Yes.
Like a candy cane chunk.
Oh my god, that's good, that's it, oh my god,
I love all that shit.
Hey, they have it right now?
I don't know if they have it right now.
You need to make your character, yo, aim me in.
You've been spamming that I need to make my character
a little bigger in width for like 10 minutes.
didn't hit the first 50 times you said it.
It's NBA, Suka, you can't make your character fat.
So who do you guys think's more famous?
Cristiano Ronaldo or Aisho Speed?
I feel like everybody who knows Ronaldo knows speed, though.
That's a dumb question, how?
Who's more famous LeBron or Cash Nasty?
That's different.
All right, Cash.
All right.
Joe, do you think he's more famous?
Probably Cash is Clay.
The last player on an NBA roster?
or Laze nice row you know it's crazy it's actually you you think what's the
who's the NBA player well there's a lot of NBA players who have like like maybe
maybe like 10-13k on this room.
Oh shit, I mean there's one in our park right now.
Here we go!
NFL player too bro, he was with the NFL player.
I didn't see who it was though, I saw the football logo above his head.
On God.
They're running together.
I'm don't yeah, so I don't know what these guys were like trolling last game. I'm guarding them 99 overall bro
Well, why are we guarding 98 and 99 overalls?
What the fuck
Dude every backdoor
I
Locked we get any game is winnable if they're not saying
Kona
Really I
I like that at least five seconds. Oh
heard you
Just pray he gets bored nice corner all about a bouncy
Spedley
Oh, no, we on that. That's help D though. See we might be silly, but we know how to the game of basketball plays. No, 100%
That's been a rock son
I think our pigs realizing that yes, he has to carry us
I do think I should help my mom. I think if I I so though like
Oh my god
See that shit see that fucking shit
I think there's cops outside
Voila. I hear ca- I hear sirens.
Keep telling me we're in a fucking game.
And now we're playing with top 5 in Cali.
I'm shooting the ball! I'm shooting the ball!
Dude, what the fuck?
green my type of shot that's my type of shot that's my type of shot good switches good switches
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's whole-ass shit. Mom, do you know that is too?
My god, I'm cooking this kid bro. I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not admit. I'm up there with like
Steasy and band-aid when it comes to dribbling, bro
Nice.
Backdoor.
Nice.
Oh my.
Four seconds left.
Four seconds left.
Go backdoor.
Go backdoor.
Take it backdoor.
Go corner.
Shoot it.
We are with the crash anyways
I might be able to just
Then with the yami
One three points for my guy riders have no possible way to stop them from scoring
I
Need isos bro, I don't know how to play the screens
I just ice own and shoot well why's my player okay, we can just a corner
Okay
That's you
Holy fuck, we're getting shit on dude, they're all 99 overall you
Give me, like just give me the fuck, I'm so mad!
Give me that shit.
Cookies.
Come on, just cut in.
All fast food.
Oh shit.
Yeah, no fucking shock blockage, shoulda hit you.
We're good.
He's hitting the scuba.
He's hitting the demon.
He's gonna get down.
Come on now. Come on now. 18th day we can easily get a couple stops here, yeah?
These guys are cringe bags. These guys are cringe bags. Hey buddy, buddy, yo, Alexis, you might be dropping ranks after this fucking run.
I'm throwing up some bullshit.
I
Like
Hey, it's great
You've got to stop being afraid to shoot is that really what it is chat
Yeah, I'm definitely I definitely pass the ball more than I treat the ball. Oh, Alex is I understand if you want to leave brother
Be honest
But if you want to get to like top three in Cali you might want to keep playing with us
Yeah, we're just having a few rough games if you want to go from top out of top three in Cali
We're your guys
And we got
anywhere bro fuck bro 5 oh we came down 511 it's no squad new park could be a new park
could you be a new park play with Geno Williams I don't think he's in our park anymore he's left
No less years in front of me now.
No loser!
No!
No wheelhouse!
Keep it up to Sparbrother!
No care.
I'm just going to join my invite.
Wait, how?
I'm 20, I'm 20, I'm 20, I'm 20.
Can I bet me one turn?
Yeah.
Alright, Chad, I'm actually feeling warmed up now.
I'm drilling up your knee right now.
I'm actually feeling warmed up now.
I'm in.
I see a squad of them, but...
Oh, I'm in.
They could go 9-20 right here.
Yeah, on these kids right here, just play these fucking mascots.
Uh, I mean, it could be a quick little drop-off angle.
Four-game streak...
Months?
Dude, they're running triple mascot...
With fucking...
Chat!
Yeah, but mascots, not like back then, mascot was intimidating, mascot is battle pass.
Triple mascot...
Matching 99 overalls on a five-game win streak level 11?
11 oh yeah
They're like the highest rank in the game. Oh my god
I'm not shooting in the ball at all. I have a 99 overall lock down guarding me
99 walk
Like bro. I've I've met like better. I'll just give it to the AI
So good we can win this right is it easier to game
Let me just plug my shit in my garden a fucking isaac
I don't know which one's locked oh my god that check that's the lock
Whoa, he's
Actually a problem
Oh
Yo, Alex if you can hear me, I need some yeah, I need some help and hedges on this guy
Oh jeez
My god, they're just smothering you bro. Oh, I heard you
That's cuz he's a lot
They're probably all locks honestly, I wonder we can't make a shot
You can tell you look you wanted to
That was open to that sheet. I got open off that move. I
Just didn't even look at my player when I show they're not even good dead ass
You know more of a watch this shit
Or it's because they keep switching the lock onto me
The take
I'm gonna say like in my face run for fucking
He's chucking bull. Oh, no, he's got a fucking sock
I'm feeling froggy too, of course I am bro, bro, they suck
Oh
Well, are they get you all up a lot if you're running full court press traps in the park
You're a loser. God like God bro. You're a fucking loser
What's up? Hit that screen boy
You're locked on the food court traps on me in parking on a slit
Matching mascots, bro. I bet y'all fuck each other too
Oh
Delbeckham juniors on the other team he actually just picked up it's off my globe look at him on a four-chart trap support
I
Mean Chad like there's a world with a stop right here
No way right I can't get bored on a fucking center though
Yeah, that's a big body down there, bro
And our lock is just
Good boy kid. Okay. Hold on. There's hope
Yo, yo
Okay, we're gonna go like this dude
brother
He's in the lane. He's in every lane, bro
At least he come to me, please a yo
Oh, come in here.
OK, not over to it.
Hey, Chad, it's not over till it's over.
We got those.
That's a steal, breath.
Oh, I hit you too.
Yeah, that's gotta be like a clear path or something,
I'm wide open in the corner.
You guys actually could have won this game, I know.
Probably true, probably still can.
I mean, I just can't trip with the ball
and appear luck on me.
Oh, good luck, that's a luck, that's a luck.
Yeah, good fucking luck.
Oh my God, he's like hugging,
he's just pulling, we gotta get in the paint.
Pull, pull, pull.
I
Trains all your stamina, bro
Well, if he bumps you if he bumps you one time, it's over. Yeah, bro
Bro, are locks like that over stomach a lock
Bro, he bumps you one time in your cinema's gone
There's like a boring ass
It's like
It's more fun to feel like I'm a dribble god
Wow, I mean
My kids that these other aspirin is interesting two for seven three for eight
That's a jump too, come on, pause.
You can just get every board you want.
Oh my god, brother, I'm clamping this guy too, bro.
Three for nine, I got him on clamps.
You're a little us.
Yeah, what am I supposed to do there?
Jump the pass and lean, doesn't matter.
There's kids spinning in circles.
What the fuck?
Oh man, one.
Oh my god, bro.
So bad for Alexi.
Steve's about to lose time.
You better go down to fucking top-to-top 15 rank.
Like I'm not glad his guys on clamps
You're on fucking clamps
That move right there though. You're on fucking clamps
Now let me get my eyes. Oh, let me get my eyes. Oh
Yeah, look you have to have your guard fucking double TV of course you're a fucking crumb you're a crumb oh
Oh my god, he's got a cant guard shit, so I'm red-balled.
Fucking crumb.
Actually a crumb, chat.
I'm clipping and he's 3-for-11 on me.
And then he has to have his lock double team.
Oh god, they're not even going!
I think it is. Talk to me. I
think I'm like scared to shoot.
I don't know why. Like sometimes
when I'm open, I just don't shoot
the ball.
I mean, I'm going to try this game right now, this next game.
I'm going to try shooting.
I'm going to try shooting a rock.
I haven't been to nothing about that.
We got 12-12 on top.
We know bottom right, there's nobody on top.
Oh, I mean, five games streak just ended,
or we can just go 12-12.
We need this dude to get up to court.
He's actually got a spot.
He's got a spot.
Oh my god, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
That's squad, that's squad, squad, squad, squad.
Quick, quick, quick, get on, quick, get on, quick, get on.
And molesters just fuck you and molesters are stream sniping park to park not letting us I'm gonna block you molester
Yo molester grab spot on a block you a mushroom. I'll dad's block you. I'll bet it. Thank you. All right ready get on spot
Yeah, wait right over here
You can't get off the spot, bro, I see me over here
nice jay burs is true cycling bro nice fucking jay burs
all right lacy we turn into fucking three point shooters this game
i'm gonna play like how i know i can play i'm gonna play full confident how i know little
lake you play facts i bet i'm gonna do the same thing i'm gonna play how i know i can play like a
fucking demon I'm not worried about this and I'm guarding back okay this guy's
average I'm guard of 99 minutes
I'm guarding just I don't know fuck
I
Green
Bro what's up with these screens, bro
I keep reaching bitch.
Keep reaching bitch.
Keep reaching bitch.
Keep repping.
Keep repping.
Screens?
I mean.
three points for my guy
can't focus on chat
what are you doing dude?
I just can't focus on chat
I mean that guy is just a fucking demon. That guy is just a fucking demon, silly.
Oh, I thought he was gonna come. Well, I keep getting your guys eye-cosms, so this is kind of...
Cutting.
Mods.
Why is my bar off from my layups? Where'd my bar from my layups go?
What's this game in last game my eyes?
Come on, you gotta get up to that
That's come great basketball here. That's very bad. Why do they that's very bad spot you chat
for some reason we're down every game I feel like this guy's shooting behind
screens he's been doing it the whole game bro he has no one else on the team
is even for it I wonder why I mean maybe because this guy has a Zen and he's
fucking chicken
he's just a demon bro should we just start I'm out of stock from bullshit
oh fuck I mean just out of here we go he's he's at five four five from three
that's not normal nice plug he's plugged what a pass lay I'm like a point guard
I wrote 3.3 assists, I'm playing like a point guard.
Okay, I helped guy run into the hoop though.
Hey, let me see, I'll hit one real quick.
That's fine to shoot.
For the game, I did, to be honest.
This kid's about to shoot some bullshit and make it.
I
Worked good when you see to get our rhythm going facts facts not actually facts Alexis facts
bro see like I agree bro I like this Alexis guy like where his head's at
Mike Wayne
Oh, I know why why I'm not playing my music. I always listen to music when I play this game
It's my demon music
No, we're playing no less
I'm talking shit. Oh, no, you'll give me the ball. I'm talking shit. Straight up that ass. Give me the ball to fuck shit
They're all 99 what?
My guy's a 98 lock.
Oh my god.
Oh, it's one of these, bro.
It's a fucking stick behind a screen.
Yeah, you're getting clean.
Think about these.
I actually have great defense in this game.
Oh, nice to lock string.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, this can be fun, isn't it?
So Locke switched on to me when he's not even guarding me.
Green that, Eman.
Nice shot!
Okay, yo, that Eman, I actually have good defense!
It's not always about how many points you score, bro. It's a lot more to basketball than points.
miss it he's actually broken buddy he's broken he's broken stay on him
yeah let's make that demon it's okay that we missed a thousand so I don't
even have anything to say oh make a lock what's a 99 on the clock
I don't even care the luck starting me.
No, no, bro, bro, he's just spamming,
stealing the entire time while guarding me.
Watch the back door. Watch the back door.
He's on that.
Fucking jumping.
Froggy fuck.
You're acid gaming.
That's why I just did a fucking 6-day marathon.
Clips!
Oh, God!
I'm in the caravans of luck!
Where are you going, son?
Dude, he's not letting you shoot.
What?
I don't give a fuck if you're alone!
Give me the rock!
Fucking take L5.
Oh my god, he's being it.
He's c-
I'm about to do my fucking Thai Lil dance.
Bring it.
I'm gonna cry.
You got me Iso.
I'm gonna cry.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Nice board.
I'm gonna double team your fate. That's how you know you're all star guards when I start double team in your chat
All right, come on by I couldn't get past you one second. I gave to you so bad. I got you midi. I got you. I got you midi
That's how oh no no no no no no no I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Yeah, guard for me
Guard for what guard for what guard got zero points
guys got zero points on me like sure that's a good shot though that's an open shot I shoot
that all day
I'm in him, don't you, don't that, YES SIR!
the pain good take alexis texas
how you a 99 garden kiss for the ball of me
I'm not gonna lock I got this dude I got this dude a lock
I should have pulled that.
You good?
That's you.
Good pass, leg.
Good pass, leg! Good pass, leg! Good shot, leg!
Come on. Come on. We here, bro.
You screened? I'm off ball screened.
He's off. He's nervous.
Oh, I got him right off.
I got him right up fucking shot yo flay yo flame boss
How you in 99 garden? I got you ratted like this. You ever made a shot all fucking game you suck
You blow donkey cock get on that and son get on that and son
What what where you going where you going you the box yeah, you know box with a screen you the box
Hey, ball me Alexis
Oh
She lays one more oh
We're gonna catch on later boys
See you later molester appreciate the free low bro. Yo flame boss would be change your jump shot one for five
I have fucking 72 perimeter defense change your jump shot buddy one for five is criminals and 99 overall
Get off the court! Get off the court! Leave the park!
Good game, molester. Hey, good game, guys. That was beautiful. Molester GG's, bro. That's love, bro.
Probably the best I'll play all night. Mods, cook that.
Lacey, you're the next big NBA player of all time. Come on, look at you,
You're tall skinny overall greatest basketball player ever when that knee-heels are gonna be a superhuman powerhouse. Thank you
To this fin, they're probably spun. No way they spun the block
They're two lockdowns they have two locks. Oh my god
Wait, they're running the cringiest line up of all time, Chad!
I didn't realize they were Double Lock!
Wait, what the fuck? I didn't see who it was. One of them has a 90th and Finland badge.
What?
E.U.Fuck? Welcome to the USA. You're a lockdown for what? I'm past you.
Yes, sir!
What a fucking hand up you bum.
I got him.
All this guy does is he's a mind screen, he's a crumb.
Ooh, I reached for that.
He's his mind screen, he's his mind screen,
and Sam's fucking behind the backs.
He's an actual real-life crumb.
Bro, go ahead and guard me, I don't give a fuck.
Ooh, I just sold our teammate by running into him for three seconds.
seconds. I don't feel like that.
Shot lays. Green. Love that. Come on. Love that. My battle axis.
Chad, what building does it need to be best for me, a lock?
Nice leaves you got me.
I heard you. Good take, kid.
Yeah, but Chad, I don't want to be a corner-sitter, bro.
Like, I'm not a corner-ster, I'm a player.
Like yeah, I know I know sometimes I know like I'm a shooter, but I like I'm good at defense, but I'm also like a dribble god
We're always got caught on a screen
Look at him double team you they know that's called respect right there son
Yeah, when you start getting double team on a 2k court, you know, it's called respects, you know, it's called respect
Oh my god, oh my god, send his shit
Yeah, y'all better double me y'all better double me y'all better double me show me some respect
Oh my god, fucking hack a shack out here
Oh my god, he's sold, he's sold.
Nice, you just sold them.
Yeah, I actually just sold them.
Oh my god.
Oh, you got to lay it up.
Don't you, Lace?
I got corner. You get corner. You get corner. You get corner. You get corner. You get corner.
I got my lester nice nice. Oh
My god, please slow down slow down slow down slow down slow down. Take it up top. Take it up top two-point game
Well, I'm not cool. I don't know I held the fucking bikes. I guess I wanted I don't know
I think I scared he was gonna like jump in here some shit
Oh
Good kind good fucking vision like this taxes
Oh, no, oh, no, we think it's a rebound
Jake's future is a better shot than you. I don't care, bro. Yo, man, but you said my channel take heat messages all day
oof, where you going?
I'm out on the skid though
Oh shit
I'm definitely a defendings type of player now that I'm like kind of seeing it
Nice
That's you fucks up. That's fucking clamps quarter
I'm a fucking defender oh my god actually put me on a lock put me on a lock I'm a defender
I'm a defender I never I never realized it I never realized it
Play board that while she's forced up.
You got him, that's...
Does he get the animation?
I guess he does.
How is the guard getting boards?
Yeah, I don't know.
He's like 6'5".
He's jumping up the fucking park.
They're afro?
Yeah, I don't know how he's getting boards either.
Oh my god, he's full?
What is that animation on there oh my god
oh bro he gets a fucking oh my god that's so bad
yo how can they make a bad play but get
We make a good play and it goes to it's a fucking top of the back for me
You're not pulling that row is he's any
Are you y'all this game is so fucking trash
I
Mean I thought he greened it
All right, we have a joke we have a joke center
Obviously, I mean it's not actually it's fall, but I mean pro
I just guarded a dude who went one for five and one for four and back to bad games. They just got they just
I don't know how they just got those six or six three guard had six rebounds
It's Mike Wang
He's a demon
I
Want to spin on them
Right here down even right here right here. Are you on this photos?
You're still running. Yeah, I'm on you're you're still running around on my screen. So that's how to get on
Chad if I make a lot if I make a two-way like lock how
Oh
Oh my god, they have two lockdowns. They have a lock. I'm guarding a lock down. You're guarding a lock down
Bro, they're so cream stop stop leaving spots in this pool. Yeah, we gotta play theater. Oh god. I know
Theater games right now are only to 11 and threes though
Which is it's all right, but it's just kind of like
I also think we're like genuinely better than a lot of these guys reversing in the park ball me
I don't miss. Oh my god. I said it's fun. I just fucking made him fall
Call me Lacey now
It's all about making a statement bro.
Fuck this guy, this is Mike Wang motherfucker bro.
I'm calling Silver Surfer.
I'm getting L2 Cheese in 2026.
Oh
Why did she just moan I can't do Nathan chat I can't do anything. I can't do Nathan. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, Rick wall oh
Got him. Oh my god, son
What go I give me a fuck of ice over up fuck a screen
I
Give him my so
What I guess he's shooting that what a fucking joke green great pass great pass
There was anybody know why when I turn off my shop meter it turns off my layout meter I have to keep it off
Don't worry. He's got me. You got me. You got me
I
Woke up a lot. It's very clear. You can't guard me
In your settings, but I looked for it. I really did I couldn't find it
I have no shot. I've no shot meter on my layups or dunks, bro. That's why I've been fucking missing them
Which has very pretty can't guard me
Well, my player can like drive crazy after game. I got you bet. I dead ass need it
Or whenever we lose because I don't know if I'm gonna do it on the spot
I
Just where was he going for a second there? I just can't shoot
Okay, I got your guy like shut I just can't shoot chat
What am I watching?
They're gonna fucking box
She's late to green that
Come on step up fuck boy. That's a two though, but I'm fried and I just rewatched spider-man no way home with my girlfriend
I guess we give a fuck for a wash it by himself
That's all you guys go. That's why you always look for one more you dick two for dollar. Oh my god
three for dollar
Thank you
There it is demon.
I don't know why I looked away and then he got open.
They screened.
Oh I don't know why.
Oh my god.
Nice!
See, Chet we're just getting the hang of it, we're just getting a little momentum.
You seem to find it bro, we're good.
Never stress.
Yo, is this guy trying to test out his strips?
Yo, don't ask me.
Where does he-
Hey, let me get ice on him, get ice on him, get ice on him, scat.
Oh
Good D
I'm not sure they's green net.
You got me back out?
Mods.
Don't call them natch.
I'm more of a Dribble God type shooter type player.
Let me run one more nice, uh, next question.
you can game it like wayne said I'm on the spot
fucking hate this game oh I thought I grabbed the ball
All right, I'm just getting the corner.
Ha ha, reenact.
Thank you guys.
Quit ball.
Like Jabba go lie.
Dude, I just forget like sometimes when I shoot I forget like that I'm shooting.
Just dead ass all ball bro.
Ooh the guys are trying to watch a movie I'm gonna have to get off here soon, Lace.
I see I see
But where the theater don't work. Yes, it does. We don't got Wi-Fi. Yeah, we do
Well, that works. Yeah
When's the last time you saw it turn on and work?
Daps it it worked in a day
Number five in Cali's getting a little bored playing with us. He's got a ice all last recession
like bro hey hey get to the top get to it hey get to the quarter get to the
quarter get to the quarter let me show this guy how it's done you have eight seconds
you know the crazy word is I'm dead making that in real life
all right ball me ball me I'll game and maybe we should actually use that
I will, I will, I will.
Dude, he's a lockdown. All he does is have to scare my character.
Renek, come on. Let's go.
I think we're going to have a core movie night. Yo.
Yeah
Yeah
Whenever you're out of the shower
Can we cut on the main couch though? I got a new blanket too. Oh, yeah. Yeah
Yeah.
We're streaking, man.
I know.
It's not weird to watch a movie with the bros.
Nice, bro.
Well, that's the clean boss in Mike Wayne.
Can't wait to see Mike Wayne's 6-3 target, 15 rebounds, bro.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god, he's gonna be letting the queen against me. He's fast.
That's your mission.
You got me?
I'm gonna be on my demon shit this game, bud.
I guess he's just slamming square until he gets a steal.
Nice.
And she's got a lock there.
Interesting place for them to double walk.
Good shot kid.
I'm not gonna open and keep moving. I'm gonna just start shooting the ball with confidence to say fuck a lock like I'll be honest
When there's a lock on me. Yeah, I don't know if any of this anybody just okay
But when there's a lock on me it like it makes me like less confident to shoot the rock. I
Can get you open for sure
Had a free buck Loki taking that for sure
I don't know what I'm saying.
Oh, good day.
Oh, what?
Can pure lock shoot the ball from half fucking court?
Bro, like a lie, it's kind of anyone can shoot.
Ah, fuck.
I got you to screen.
Are you ready?
And I'm popping.
This guy's just going to be able to clamp me.
I have no stamina already.
Holy shit.
Hit a screen.
Ooh.
God is this.
Is there a feeling of froggy, bro?
I'm telling you, bro.
Like once, once, I really get going on this shit.
I'm probably tough on guards on a game right
I'm going to go in the way out there.
Look at him just spamming square.
I'm going to go back to our display, I'm going to go back to our, I'm going to fake the three and go back to our.
One more.
I like that. I like that. He's a demon. 510, that's my height. I hate this game.
Watch your foot, Dan.
Let me get this.
Three seconds, three seconds.
That's called, that's called 4A.
Chad, right here.
No, no, that's called, that's called 15 years of basketball.
Almost being a D1 basketball player.
It's called...
Oh my god.
It's a good take.
I know what these guys are doing around the screen. I can actually...
That should be a fucking interception.
me to run really soon this bitch
terrible no you just sold the whole game
skrrr-da-da skrrr-da-da skrrr-da-da
I still throwing a bullshit out game
now it's okay you want to like so you can just spam square and pray they get a
fucking seal
got you these corner
can't move because yeah he's just spamming square can't move if I wanted to
if I fucking I'm there doesn't matter I'm still there I'm still there son so
their son checked off a defense okay fucking Troy Palamalu out there on the
court that's the screen hold on here we see the two
Your trash, what did I even do?
Oh shit, they stripped him.
I
Fuck this lockdown bro. She got a screen. Come on. Come on. That's a real court general
You know me hit it when we need it though. You know I'm a shot ladies. I like to have that trust in you
I love the past too. No, that's a handout. That's a hand up
Hey, hey, go quarter. Hey, I saw I saw the initiative is a horsey in the bay
Or not to four dollar
Green at least and you see ya fuck Otter
Molester keep molesting people
Morial has spun the block four times you keep losing your running double locks
Y'all can't guard me. You can't guard me. You can't guard me
I don't like streaming too
because you end up just playing
the same three teams over and
over and over again.
Mike Wayne.
I'm guarding a lock.
I'm guarding.
I'm guarding a dubby.
Is it?
You have a face mask. You can literally see your camel toe.
He's 90th in Finland.
Happy new?
Of course.
He's a lock. I don't know why I'm trying to get him.
Go corner, go corner, go corner, go corner.
You got 10 seconds.
No matter.
Shoot that green net.
Shot.
Froggy bitch.
Pointless to be here, it does nothing for us.
What are you talking about?
It does nothing for you.
Fuck all about pain, you fucking hoe.
I like that, Lays.
That's a green for you too, green net.
Nice shot, baby.
Off my court, bitch.
Nice fucking shot, baby.
Five out.
I like that.
Five out.
Oh
That cookies though, you know it is come on. I'm there. I'm there. Oh, yeah, nah
There's a little rest. You gotta tell my music on fucking fat ass mask on a big ass, but I'm here. I'm here
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I heard you heard you heard you heard you heard you throw some bullshit
I'm there I'm there and I'm out we out we out and that's a green for you lace
Oh my god, I was already holding my shoe button.
Hey, hey, hey, you never seen a WMBA player jump that high in my life.
Backdoor.
Yup.
Oh, froggy.
He's off.
Oh my, he horsed the fuck out of us.
bailout rebounds bro
We're not having a lock on just give me ice a lot of lives. Give me ice. Oh, yeah, the bald headed and the girl are both locks
That's free well not the lion I just get a I so every possession chat on every person in chat's life. It's like
I'm reaching jumping up
We good we here we here I got a mascot mascot
Well, I have a lamp I have clamps on her and I'm not even a lock
That's way off
Early fuck I gotta get my jump shot down road
If I get my jump shot down, I'm gonna be a dangerous man on this game
I'm gonna be a dangerous man. It will be treated me like fucking fucking
I
Take it we've stream you like fucking power DF
Now chat that right there's ball knowledge take me in the chat if you know who power DF is my build is literally I just copied simply
Look at you little fucking beaches
Green at least.
Green, giant.
I'm up a lot with the offense we got running right now.
Five more teams.
14-7.
Green at.
One more all more. I
Was shooting crazy had to throw up a little fuck you had to throw some heat check bullshit up
Now we have more we're good we see that we've been minimum two here
I'm just gonna stick corner and let you work
Really I guess
We got mods
No corner
Ten seconds
He's lucky just good to be a player
Invitation when you get off this game
Cookies
I'm pregnant since Vegas. Can you contact me XO go water you type it in mice with Sharon? Oh my god
I'm gonna turn that bullshit I mean if you have a lot of a shot throw it out for a game
but you also got me why don't you that's a open shot you know that's open shot
I just know three of them are good
Oh, yeah, that's D. Oh, that's D. Oh, that's D three seconds, three seconds, three seconds.
Never. Come on. Nice. Give me a ball. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. I saw, I saw,
I saw the other shit heard you heard you heard you heard you take that demon
heard you what
He did has don't know what to do again see
cookies
Finish it clean giant
That's what we do I run into the pisser run to the pisser
I
You're getting carried I guess
9.5 a state
We're all playing like what?
This is really good game. I'm not even trolling bro
Haters will say it's fake. We're really got in two lockdowns every game, bro
We can't work you bro. You guys would look like fucking
We're going to spun back on every game by the same they have two lockdowns like it's
like look at this molester again, bro.
The same team.
Are you kidding me?
Are you pissed?
Yeah, I'm in the bathroom.
It's the same kids every game.
It's not passing the ball.
Yeah, pretty south pretty south pretty cow pretty cow
We're not guarding. What is it? Yo, you know, you all have played us six times
Y'all have played us six times gang six times hey boys, let's have a fun fair match boys, okay
No, I tried to pass it. Oh gosh, I passed out of the shot.
Who's this though? Mike Wong.
Wait, they see you there?
Not my game, Frozen.
They see you there.
I just completely liked that.
Yeah, I just completely liked that.
No, I'm here in the game, but I liked that for a second.
Oh, okay.
Like my game was completely frozen.
I'm lagging.
I don't know if I'm gonna shoot.
I never see a WM player ever do a standing dunk show me a clip show me a clip
fucking pure luck
Do you have more or not? It's the same lock we've been playing for fucking eight straight games. Can I play someone different?
Can you drop them off?
Can I play someone different, bro?
I don't want to play this scene.
The whole park's dead though. Look around. The whole park's literally dead.
I think we might be the only threes game happening in this park.
Oh, fuck, the lock right open.
Oh, yeah, we can projectivist.
I'm on a street, though.
Holy fuck, this locks in more, bro.
Fucking more less.
Look at these kids.
I'm over here. I'm gonna just throw some shit up. We have five seconds
She got tights on
But though
Or
He's playing molester again. Yeah, we played molester six times. It's the same fucking teams every game
I hope they fucking beat us eventually, bro
Right where this always happens when I play to pay a shame it's always the same people
My name is Fame Boss. I went...
I went 2 for... I went 2 for 15 the last two games, so now I just get a bit of the hoop
and hold square.
Oh, yeah, we're on that.
Well, how does he get a content, y'all?
Oh, he won't make the fuck out of me.
I'm still in this...fire corner.
I mean we're gonna age our recent babies, I can't do shit.
No way you just fucking...
...hopped that dog down there.
I'm sure I hopped that, I'm sure.
But can I block this so they can't join the park?
Double-locking a post-schooler. I've seen it all though.
time to start throwing up threes
they miss here it's runnable
he's gonna force it, third one's gonna force it three
he's kicking Shu, he's pretty quick
damn he got him
like how does he just wiggle inside bro, this game is so shit
mine too came Mike Lang, fuck both of y'all
oh my god you guys fucking played us eight times brother you played us eight
times in one one game finally good job molester you fucking pedophile I'm
blocking them how do I block them how do I block them so they can't pull up on
any more
Exbox, okay, so they found nice they found a little hack found a little hack fucking Xbox players they can just pull up whenever they want, huh?
Bro, how are you stream sniping in 2k bro stream sniping in 2k?
What's the word new park for sure
You heard
How do I go to report
Well, he'll probably invite you to anyone he's going to another I think
How is there fucking zero players in this park? I've never seen it. How is this game dead after five days?
I think it's because we were in there for a minute.
Let me know when you join up off him.
How do I go to a new park?
He's probably joining one, so he'll invite you or some shit.
it. Are we watching a movie or no? I don't know, it'll be fun. 10 Game Winstrike in progress?
What are they, can you join off me?
I'm not even.
Come to the spot over here, come to the spot over here.
It's four to six.
On the...
Play no pixel, I'm not playing no pixel today.
This is you?
Jeff would you guys would you guys consider me like attractive or no?
Alright, I only probably got a couple more games to me I'm gonna go watch a movie with the guys
Okay, should I ever heard how was that gay to go watch a movie with your friends?
alive you didn't tear your ACL you probably would have been a number one pick in NBA I
don't think I would have been a number one pick but I think I I think I could have been
like maybe like a round three. If I'm being fully honest and realistic.
How do they just keep joining me?
I think more people know LeBron James or Spider-Man.
Spiderman
Right surely it's like so too. It's a different countries
I US do you think more people doing more people, you know Batman or Lacey
Dear Batman dude
Paulie, thank you for the fog gifted
Thank you for the five
What about Michael Jackson or Spider-Man?
Tokyo good one.
Spider-Man.
Hmm, actually I don't know.
I'm spending my toss up.
Because Michael Jackson is worldwide.
Do you think people in like, like India?
No, like actually not India.
India is a bad example.
Like people who don't speak English or like no English culture
all know who Spider-Man is.
I think so, yeah, I think so.
Really?
I think if it's any superhero, it's like Iron Man.
Holy 99, 99, 99, 99, bro.
Your guy has a 73 point percentage, bro.
Mods.
Ban all three of them.
Alright, bro, we're just going to play with confidence.
the ball player game overall doesn't mean shit but these guys could just be
Gerberts like nine different like not nine to five is this unemployed fucking
you see the score of the last game no what time was score 21 to four okay okay
I'm not gonna score this game once we're done with them we could clamp I'm not
even sure how to clamp her okay not that's vlog that was actually good D my
my god
fucking hoe
I've never seen that
good take
Not not a big fan of the shots this guy's making. They can all do it.
This might be a gene situation. We're dead not even good either. I mean I'm just gonna see if he's taking luck, we just gotta get a stop.
Yeah I agree. We'll just find, if we lose of course if, we'll just find a different court.
We can't, you can't get off on this note.
Like, I guess, right?
Oh, I should have passed that.
He picks it up.
That's green in his mitt. Step up, fuck boy.
Hey is that a desk?
Is that anything about that?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
What you done?
I'm finishing up, two k-wits up.
You still trying to watch this movie?
Yeah, well we'll be watching.
Oh no, but I got the theater set up.
I just need a...
Do you have the two-pronged JBL cord?
A toothbrush?
I just charge the JBL, you know, and we get you there.
True, mate.
Does this beat your...
Oh, that's true.
All right, I'll be down like 15.
Bro, I've never seen someone not like missed a green. Let me see the rock
I just want to get a 3, I'm not trying to take a free 2 bro.
Oh shit.
Early.
Give her a dollar.
Nice.
Pull it, pull it, pull it.
more
So fucking off on my release. It's not even funny
I feel your input from the cat for you
Yeah, oh
Oh my he just jumped over our teammates back. Fuck these guys. I don't like their basketball. Let me see it Alexis
Fuck you bitch
I don't like these guys, I'm pulling it in his face, but I'm not gonna lie, I'm just gonna
pull this bitch, he needs to respect me.
game it bro I don't fuck with these guys oh my lord fucking city bro triple
99 bro how long does that take to get 90 I'm not gonna try getting off on that one
you can't get off on that one you have to at least play minimum one water waiting
in the theater for us ladies I know we do have to go see what's up but like bro
one more but you lost brother I miss one shot
you have a loss well I'm not playing them again that's for damn sure the hell
Oh no, you're crazy, right here!
16-17, 3 game win streak.
It's our body.
Oh, this guy wants to get on all of a sudden.
He's off the spot.
Back on, back on, back on, back on!
Keckle, Keckle, Keckle.
I didn't get it, it's so annoying.
Bro shark-nade over to hit you offline for a thousand years
Go back go back go back go back
You guys are streaking really look comfortable
His name is, I just got a fake OG GamerTag, good job.
Wait Chad, did you guys used to go after OG GamerTags?
Like, without your notice, you just type random letters in to try to get a four-letter GamerTag on Xbox?
What? I just got added in a tweet.
I can't lie, I don't watch or play 2K, but I just witnessed Lacey get slammed for 5 hours.
What are you like, Tweet, like...
Lace? Uh, we're in a game with another player.
With a what?
With a different player.
No, we're not.
Yeah, we're in a game with some random muscle in the spot.
Oh, okay, nice. Okay.
Yo, take your streak. Hope you like your internet, bro.
I
Was saying hop off I was a read chat, bro
I look up a
lawyer text to me sure
Want some business stuff? All right, well?
This is probably LG is met. Yeah
free don't get the fuck off the court
how do you even guard like
like how do you even guard a player like this
just like a little boy bro
hand in his face doesn't matter he's just a little boy bro
He's fast.
Oh, you're not fucking circle anymore, nice.
Oh, this is gonna be a fun game.
Yeah, he might be demon.
Hold on, chat. Hold on.
Oh, it's not on DoorDash.
Toxic.
I thought you snatched that.
They're not going for twos at all.
I know we're gonna get it back. They only want threes. Oh my fucking god. This guy's a deeming
What I
Mean I just start spending square until I get steals
I don't know that's just so it's the game show
What animations that guy have?
I said I wasn't on Door Dash, I'm not ordering more food, I'm done eating for the night.
This little ass can get up dude.
This guy's animations are crazy.
Yeah, I do like his double packages
Oh my god, his real back is crazy wait, I got someone going wait what fucking clean how tall is he?
I just can't stop this guard. Yeah, he's really fast
Oh my he's too fast. He's fucking sort of got screens on me girl. I have no help
I don't know why, to be honest, but I mean it's better than a 3, we're still here.
Renekt
Red ball good shot kid. I love you. He's frying your shit. I mean, he's really not bro
Only way you can really get fried in suitcase iso if you're just if you're sitting here spamming stepbacks off
Off-screen your cringe. You can't fry someone with your spamming screens
And we don't have our locks we just have zero defense holy fuck
He's right. I'm about to reach. I'm not gonna lie, Mudd.
You got it. I'm like, huge.
Don't remember this right now. Cookies.
You gotta give me that. 14 now, we're good.
Watch back door!
He runs right by me. I don't fucking... matter.
Matter
I actually I kind of want to see how tall
His build is good
Good
These I see downstairs. Oh, yeah, I see that's us
All right chat
I'm hopping off. I want to watch a movie with the guys. I don't know what we're gonna watch though
But we're gonna go watch something um
Tomorrow I have a video shoot I don't I will not be live tomorrow so
Next stream will be in New York City my next stream will be in New York City
Hard timer. I mean sometimes you sometimes you got to take a day off to film stuff for for
For future streams, so you could deal with it
But I'll be live next stream in New York City, yeah, no Russell have fucking super early
But yeah, love y'all join a Twitter calm and I will see you guys
extreme. All right. You want to meet me at a risk. Yeah.
I'm a CEO. All right. New York City.
I just put a bitch on another n***a
I just put your bitch on another bitch and hit him
All of a sudden he a friend when I send that bitch a toast
When she want attention she disguise it as a post
I forget to mention she was mine before she
Yo she