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๐ COWBOYS vs. GIANTS IRL ๐ WE IN NEW YORK ๐ NFL TOUR WEEK 1 ๐ AMERICAN DREAM MALL ๐ SUBSCRIBE = NO ADS ๐
09-13-2026 ยท 6h 33m
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And here we are, the last play of the game, it's overtime, the Patriots who are down
28-3 have a chance to win it all.
teammates prepare for war two yards from glory the time is now
My knight in shining armor
Brady's under center they have one final step
Everything's on the line
He calls height
White runs
Chokes leaps
Keep going for the end zone. There's Falkus around him. Is he in? He's in!
Touch down!
What the?
What?
Uh-oh.
Okay.
What is this?
No way. Welcome to the NFL?
Is this a joke? What?
I knew I was an athlete. That's gonna get my leg fixed.
I'm going to the league.
What is this for?
A tour?
I thought I was going to the league, man.
The cowboys are still on me.
How long are you to be laying there for?
I usually wait till it stops hurting.
Alright.
I
I'm a
Some Marlins ingest
Yo, can y'all see me
Can you guys see me?
Yes, yes, yes
Chat was good Sebastian. Thank you for the five get a who's here up the note ebra
Who's here off the note e-man you're tight as ever
What the fuck are you doing here, bro?
What the fuck are you doing here, bro?
Hey, what's up, bro?
Yo, Chad, how's it going?
How's it going in New Jersey, bro?
I fuck with New Jersey, bro. I fuck with it.
I fuck with it, dude. Hey, appreciate you, man.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
How did this happen for the last 20 minutes?
As soon as I go live, it's got to be paid actors, right?
It's got to be fucking paid actors, bro.
It's got to be paid actors.
Hold on, Chad, come over here.
Good cut scene.
Wait, so am I...
Yo, I'm gonna confirm.
Am I live on YouTube?
Am I live on YouTube?
Am I live on YouTube?
Oh, no, look, they're running over.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm gonna do a fucking intro out of my stream.
Yo, what's up, guys? How you doing, man?
Yeah, let's do a picture. Let's do one.
Come on.
Holy shit!
No fucking way!
way let's get a group one
can you take a picture of the one
I got no one
why do you just gotta lay a label on
yeah we were just at the forum
okay okay hey nice to meet you guys have a good one
a flick? yeah
No problem, oh, you're good man
Yeah, oh yeah, let's do it
My fault, I'm sorry. Oh, no, it's so it's so wrong
Appreciate you
Thank you. Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Start I was expecting here
Yeah, I'm going to the game right now. I'm gonna head over
Wait, hold on. What's yours that you got on?
Giants, okay, okay, okay. I'm a giant fan today. I'm a giant fan today. I was a student
You come on bro. I saw OBJ jersey
Oh, okay, buddy. Nice to meet you guys.
This way, Lace, where are you going?
She put out the iPad on him, bro.
She put out the iPad.
Where do you see it? What's the iPad?
I don't know.
She put out her two-year-old niece's iPad.
Listen.
Oh my gosh, I gotta find somewhere to hide.
Come over here. Come over here.
Oh, hey, how you doing?
Hello.
Nice to meet you guys.
Hope you guys are having a great, wonderful, splendid day.
Okay.
Ha ha ha.
Okay.
Okay.
Have you really gotten to talk to y'all?
Since I went live, but guys, if you did not see the trailer,
today is week one of my official NFL tour.
All right.
Now be honest.
What did y'all think of the trailer?
Be completely honest.
I'm gonna be honest.
That trailer costed a lot of money, okay?
That trailer costed a lot of money.
And, you know, it was a big,
it was like an eight hour shoot day,
costed like 12, $12,000, $15,000.
We got a whole production team,
had it edited in two days, expedited.
So, costed a lot of money.
It was amazing.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, so AI Slop, yeah.
So, I don't know where this AI Slop shit came from
because the guy who made the trailer,
We hired an artist to make that animation.
So unless he used AI, I don't think it's AI.
What's up, bro? How you doing?
How you doing, man?
I'm a detail. I'm a move of detail on something like that.
Okay.
I thought what you're working is something like that.
I was gonna give you my car.
Oh, thank you, bro.
I got like three cars out here, so.
Let me know, bro.
You can do our cars in that, right?
Yeah.
I'll travel at late, fuck you.
Okay.
I'm in the, I'll stay by now.
Oh, cool.
Hey, appreciate you, bro.
Thank you, man.
Nice to meet you.
Okay.
I like cardio time in New Jersey
But guys today is week one of the NFL and as y'all know we have been in New York City
So it only makes sense for week one me to go to the prime time Sunday night football
Cowboys vs. Giants
We're here. We're in New York, and I'm going to the Giants game tonight. I'm a Giants fan
I get to see Jackson Dart get to see scat CD lamb Dak Prescott George Pickens
I'm about to see the fucking everybody everybody about a play tonight, bro
um
Now Giants are about to cook those cowgirls facts now listen
I saw a lot of people have questions about the tour in general honestly not really sure how you guys have questions
It's pretty straightforward
Every weekend. I'll be traveling to a new state
This week. I'm in New York
Next week, you know, let me just pull up the schedule. Let me just pull the schedule. Hold on
This week
I'm in New York
Next week. I will be in Buffalo the week after that
I will be in London for the London game then I'll be in Los Angeles for the Chargers game
Then I'll be in Atlanta for the Falcons game for week six then Seattle for week seven then Minnesota for week nine
I'll be in Arizona for week 10. Hopefully a dapple come with me
I'll be in San Francisco week 11 it back in Pittsburgh with my family for week 12 in New Orleans for week 13
And in Philadelphia for week 15, and then honestly, I'm gonna wait until there's elimination games
I'm not gonna announce what games I'm going to because y'all know how the end of the season gets
There's big elimination games, so I'm gonna wait and I'm a travel there
But the plan is every single weekend
I'm gonna be going to a new city in a new state and I'm gonna be doing one
IRL stream in that city. Okay, and then on that Sunday, I'm gonna be going to the game
All right, so two streams every weekend in a new place in a new state
And yeah, that's that's the plan bro. That's the plan
What have your kids have your kids
Put it okay
put it in your butt this guy just screams to put it in he just screamed have
my kids put it in my butt bro this one I'm not loosening your butt dude but guys
right now we have we have an important y'all what is up with New Yorkers
bro talking about loosening their butts time I'll yeah but be honest a lot of
New Yorkers live in New Jersey is that littering is that littering
Is that literary?
Yeah, it runs.
I'm not going to lie.
So chat.
Of course, yeah, you have no problem.
Oh.
Oh.
I'll take it for JT.
Okay.
Okay, I'll take your picture.
Okay.
I can't eat. Go on, don't worry.
Nice to meet you guys. Have a good Sunday.
Have a good Sunday.
No picture of me?
How would that be littering?
Thank you.
You're a zoo animal.
Don't call me a zoo animal, bro.
Okay, hold on.
We got to hide real quick.
We got to cross the town.
Okay, we got to cross sections.
So, guys, as y'all can see, I don't know, I saw a lot of people in chat talking about
my jacket that I have on right now.
Yes, I want to confirm this is chrome.
What's up, dude?
How you doing, brother?
Can I take a picture?
Of course, dude.
Yeah, of course.
You smoke weed?
You smoke weed?
No, I mean, I have a little bit of a problem, but I'm not the biggest.
Because I'm trying to be a pilot, so I can't, you know?
You're trying to be a pilot, flying planes and shit?
Yeah.
OK, very cool.
You know, I went on a plane.
Yeah?
Yeah.
How was that?
Crashed it.
Nice to meet you, brother.
Come over here.
I haven't really, I haven't really got it.
Well, let's go in the mall.
I know, but I haven't gotten a chance to get a fucking sentence out to the chat.
What do you mean, let's go in the mall?
Oh, that's all good, bro.
How you doing, man?
Good.
What's up, Lenny? How you doing?
Appreciate you man. Appreciate you. Okay. Um, that's a bad joke in New York City. What joke did I make?
What joke did I make? I was back
Asseting someone to smoke sweet is a bad joke. How is that a bad joke?
Just speak I'm trying to speak but I keep getting interrupted and shit
Guys, I'm a Giants fan today. So all the Giants fans welcome to the Lacey nation
I know there's rumors of me being a curse, but listen when I'm in your state
I'm celebrating and I'm rooting for your team. So I'm in New York right now
So I'm a giant fan tonight and I know football fans you guys get a little rowdy here and you guys be saying oh
Lacey you're a curse. We don't want you supporting our team every single city and state I go to I will be supporting your team
All right now
I'm gonna prove to y'all tonight that I'm not a curse when the Giants put absolute belt to ask to them cowgirls
Dak Prescos not seeing the end zone. I'm telling you I'm not a bandwagon also
how about them Steelers come on now come on how about them Steelers today y'all
how about them Steelers today y'all be honest how about them Steelers today y'all
you're gonna get put behind you
Oh my gosh, we have Faye with the five gifted snap chat. I don't know if y'all noticed
Yeah, y'all notice anything different about me at all anything different about me at all y'all
Anything different about me at all y'all?
Put him up.
No put your children back.
Put them back.
Put them back.
Put them back.
Are you doing?
Yeah for sure.
Yes Chad this is chrome this is chrome yes just got this jacket yesterday it's chrome I know
I know
Nice to meet you you like the chrome thank you
I'm telling you how to chrome be Chad is a $6,000 jacket this jacket right here the dollar looking at is a six
thousand
$6,000 jacket right here though
It's it's a chrome archive
No, but yo if someone robs me in my chrome I swear to God, I'll start throwing hands
I'll start brother if someone tries to rob me in my chrome. I'm not truly I'll start kickboxing
I'll then I start kickboxing
Yo, can you keep it down over there, please? I'm trying to work trying to work
Shitty ass fit, but this is not my fit the reason I'm at the mall right now is because I'm going to get my fit
Okay, right now I'm going to get my fit and I'm actually gonna go get a Giants
Uniform right now as we speak y'all. I'm going to get a Giants uniform as we speak
Now listen, I don't want to see anybody making fun of the way I walk
How you guys doing?
I gotta make sure I have these
Yes, yes, I'm going to get a Giants outfit right now
Tell them to come on!
Here's the picture, John.
Oh, man.
Nice to meet you guys, bro.
Nice to meet you.
Can you shout out, so we don't rob you.
Shout out, so we don't rob you.
Whoa.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Come on.
Brother, we have three hours before the game.
before the game we have two and a half hours before the game I have to get a
giant jersey I have to get a giant jersey now yeah what player Jersey should I
get should I go Malik neighbors should I go Jackson Dart should I go Odell
Beckham would hit
Or should I go on a roller coaster? Or should I go on a roller coaster y'all?
Excuse me, can I use your golf cart?
I can hop in? Yeah, of course.
Yeah, come on.
Nice to meet you.
We're going to the amusement park, say less!
Can't we go into the amusement park?
What's up, how you doing?
Get a scat jersey?
Should I get a scat jersey?
O'Dell?
Okay.
I don't know.
Is O'Dell gonna play today, though, Chad?
W.R.I.
Wait, they're saying it's a $150 ride.
Yo, is there anywhere here I can get a giant jersey?
Nah, I was just telling Kentucky that for game days, retail is closed, nobody sticks around on that.
So, on game days, y'all close all the stores now?
Only on the game days, it's not a regular game day.
Wait, now the time you were, you'll make the most money?
I know, right?
Hey!
Hey, how you doing?
Hi.
Oh, you guys already been in the picture!
Hey, I was gonna take the picture!
Oh, no!
Yeah, probably not.
Okay, hey, nice to meet you guys!
Book it! Book it!
Watch the kid! Watch the kid!
It's not a me angry.
Okay, okay.
Wait, so you're taking me to the am-
I don't wanna go on a roller coaster!
Wait, you wanna go? I mean, that's all I-
Basically
Yeah, I'm gonna go on a fucking roller coaster, bro
Wait, I think my YouTube stream ended oh no
Gg no Jersey wait, so where can I get a jersey in the area just like outside the stadium?
So I was gonna I was telling Kentucky that if you go outside there might be some people just like off-hand second
I'm selling it, you know trying to make a quick buck
Hey, how are you doing?
Oh no, oh my gosh, why is she screaming?
Oh no.
Chad, we're going to be fine. The goal is still to get a jersey,
but there's nothing wrong with hopping on a roller coaster in the meantime.
I don't need security chat. I'm fine. I'm not a type of guy to roll around with security y'all
He I look you I look you don't know
Oh, oh, oh, hey little buddy, how you doing?
I almost got hit by a golf cart there.
Ha ha.
You need security for when I jack that chrome off your body?
Yo, I'd like to see you try to get this chrome off my body, son.
What's up, how you doing?
Yo, man, what are you doing?
Ah, me no hablo English.
Yo, please, go say real quick, please, please.
Am I an asshole?
Am I an asshole?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, please, please.
Yeah, we can.
Oh, what's up, you?
How you doing, man?
This is Bob.
Watch out.
I don't want you to get hurt.
I don't want you to get hurt.
You're my favorite speaker.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
What, y'all are getting a workout in?
I can't hear it, I don't want you to get hurt.
You're not famous, you're not famous.
Thank you man, thank you.
What, y'all are getting a workout in.
Barney guy, watch your back please.
Go pay, go pay, go pay.
I'm gonna watch your back please.
Just stop, yo, why would I stop?
What is that gonna do?
Whose idea was this?
Not gonna lie.
It was Drew's.
It was Drew's idea.
Can I get Elger's pants going in the chest?
Oh, I smell pizza on God, I do
I'm down to a pregame mukbang having eaten all day. Why are they sprinting though?
Yeah, we can do it if you can keep up with the cart
All right.
Oh, shoot.
Get his camera wrong way.
Parking guys.
Oh, no.
Oh, this is a congested area in the mall.
Oh, no.
What's that doing?
Water park.
No, no, I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I just got surgery.
Yeah, that's the wrong one.
Oh
No, they're stairs
Coaster do I go I'm kind of scared
I'm yeah, can I go on like an easy one easy easy I'm not trying to go on no crazy ass roller coaster, bro
Go on the biggest one! I'm not going on the biggest coaster.
Wait, I'm gonna get hurt?
Yeah, we know Carson.
Yeah, we know Carson.
How you doing?
Good.
How you doing?
Hi Cassie.
Should have got security. This is not the smartest idea.
We need escalator.
W side quest, W side quest, fuck it.
We're on an amusement park side quest.
Dude, how is this inside a mall, generally?
Remember the core video, Jack? Classic. Classic core video.
Don't worry, Jack. When we go to Minnesota, I'm going to the world's largest mall in Minnesota, too.
What should I go on?
It's a sag, it's a sag, it's a spuncloth.
All right, what should I go on?
Which one can you hold the phone?
Can we go on the purple spinny one?
The purple one?
All right, that one's kinda scary though.
Wait, did I do that with my surgery?
That was before I got hurt, right?
Yeah!
Oh, why'd I say yes?
It's okay!
It's not on my route!
He's on fire!
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
This must be the chrome.
Must be the chrome.
I kind of wanted to...
Should I go on the purple one?
I don't want to go on the purple one.
I don't want to go on the purple one.
I don't want to go on the purple one.
I don't want to go on the purple one.
Do you want a purple one?
Do you want a purple one?
I thought you said pink.
No, no, no, the purple one.
Do you have any friends or brothers?
Oh, I'm scared!
Wait, am I going to be okay? I just got surgery.
Am I going to be okay?
Do you feel okay?
They're not going to be where they will be.
It's up to you. How do you feel?
Go on! Something that goes upside down.
Yo, do y'all just want me to die?
If anything, we can have the ride up, up, where to, last minute, like, you're lucky.
I mean, just how to, like, serve free, will it be, not even take it all the time.
I mean, honestly, how crazy is it whip around?
This one, look.
You're not sitting down in a spin.
You hold the leg straight, you can literally hold the leg like this.
How the hell did I get here?
I'm supposed to be going to a football game.
That's a light!
What are you doing with the jellyfish?
Is this sitting there?
No, that one I...
My leg can't dangle.
Okay, what about...
What about the Fairly Odd parents ride?
Wait, does it go fast?
Wait, does it go fast or no?
I do not know actually.
Does the Fairly Odd Parrys one go fast?
Where does this one go?
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Is there a lot of space in here?
No.
I don't have enough space in the back.
The back has.
Can I find my leg up?
Can I put my leg up?
Okay, I'm going to that one.
No, stop spinning, sign.
What is that?
Are you racing?
No.
You are.
Can I get a photo?
Yeah, I got you.
Thank you so much.
Pushing 40!
Thank you, bro. Oh my gosh. Great to meet you.
Great to meet you. Okay. Okay. I mean, you know what? I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not a bitch. I'm not a bitch.
Let's go on a purport. Let's go on a purport.
This chance made pain in me out to be a clown.
I'm not going on a purport.
Yes, you are.
You can hold the phone.
I can't. You have to go on it.
I'm not going on a purport.
What do you mean you're not going on?
It's fun right come on
Yes, get a flicker
So you don't want to do it
Yes, you can
He's got to bring the backpack and a camera on right?
Bro, don't be a lame Drew!
You're a sissy boy!
You're a sissy!
Yeah, it's your fault.
Okay listen we don't have a lot of time because I still have to go get a jersey
how far is Dix? Fuck! All right where do I go on?
That purple one makes you sick?
Lazy!
We know how to blow English!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Maybe we just, maybe we just get out.
Lacey!
Yeah!
Lacey, how was he?
It was good, it was good.
Let's go, let's get a picture.
Come on.
I got a picture.
Oh, I got a picture.
Who was Marlin?
He's, he's over there on your eyes.
Marlin!
He's over there.
No, I got it.
No, Lacey.
No, it's gonna be me.
That's Marley!
That's Marley!
Yeah, come on, come on!
Look at them all around them.
I'm not a...
There's a reason why I said, you know, let's just...
Yeah, Chad, maybe we shouldn't come to the amusement park right now.
Slow thought.
Could head over to the food court.
How's the food court looking?
Uh, the food court is open.
Oh!
Chad, I don't need security, bro.
I'm going to a football game.
Yeah, I need to find a jersey.
HUMAN CRAIG!
Yeah, sup bro?
Bro, I just can't do any of this stuff because of my surgery.
Unlucky.
Unlucky, mate.
This is probably one of the most unlucky days.
The other day, he wants to come in the shop with the fancy side of his clothes and he can't.
Don't worry, I'm over here.
I'm gonna be back soon.
I gotta come back when I'm fully...
You gotta understand, as soon as I'm healed from the surgery,
I'm probably gonna be back at the NBA.
Alright, alright.
Yeah!
It is, yeah it is. Dreamer, you're back back.
How does he need you, Ralph?
How do you see him?
How do you see him? I gotta get him in.
It's fine.
Your knee's taking forever to heal.
Yeah bro, that's kinda how a full knee reconstruction goes dude.
You think you just get surgery and then you're better overnight?
That's not how life works.
ACL surgery recovery time is 9 to 12 months.
Yes. You guys got to understand. What's up here? Hey, you guys do it. Hey, cowboys are losing tonight. Go Giants!
Should we hit the food court real quick before we leave?
Chad, fun fact. My doctor actually told me that I'm recovering faster than pro athletes.
Is he gonna fix you?
Yeah, of course.
Nice to meet you.
Of course.
Yep.
Go to the team store at the stadium?
Wait, is that a thing?
Yeah, at the stadium.
Yeah, go there.
Okay.
I appreciate you bro.
Alright, let's go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Okay.
Yeah, let's go to the food court.
Real quick, just grab a little free game snack.
How's your AC out here?
It's getting better.
This is the last one.
How's your AC out here?
It's getting better, it's getting better.
Hey, hey, please!
Hey, hey, please!
Oh, no.
Wait, are you gonna cut up?
Pardon me guys, watch your back, please.
Watch your back, watch your back, please.
How do you cut up?
I don't want to shoot you.
Is that a sugar store?
I
Got a whole sugar store. I'm trying to go there
Oh, my leg
Watch out bro, don't you get hurt
That's a while ago
That is the best you can fucking ask!
Daddy, Marley, it's crazy.
Yo, down there's that, the vet took his fucking ass!
Cap, Cap! You know you're gonna wear it!
You know you're gonna wear it!
This is why!
Cap! Cap, that shit was hard!
I'm buying that rep suit.
Yeah, that's your shirt!
That's your zero sales.
So you're buying the rep, but you're saying it's ass?
I ain't getting zero sales from you.
Yo, where's Marley broken?
How you gonna call an ass and then wear the reps?
Get them all in the back, son!
Get them all in the back, son!
Get them all in the back, son!
Fuck it!
if I get off it's a different story.
Oh, shit.
I'm so glad.
Ha ha.
No.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Oh, candy store?
It's not just candy.
It's not.
It's not just candy.
Oh, shit.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Are we about to go to the food court?
Oh, it's probably upstairs, isn't it?
Let's get one little nice little food and then we'll get out of your hair.
Okay, good.
Always welcome here brother.
Thank you bro.
All right.
Yeah, so real quick, real quick.
Who's calling?
Let's go.
Hey.
Yeah, so real quick real quick
Stepping on escalator whoa
It's time to get food check not only see any of course is
Shimmer University. It was fun. Bro. It's fun
It's real calm. It's real calm. It's real chrome. It's real chrome for sure. I just got this reaction
See that's it. We're chrome. Y'all never gonna see me take this shit off. I should wear my glasses
Is it up one more
Now question it question of the day, what should I eat?
I'm a Giants fan tonight. Don't worry Giants Nation. Lacey's rooted with y'all.
Not at the mall. She's coming to the game though.
What's the word? What do you mean the word? What does that mean?
They have Jollibee!
For a stream? How much?
Ten. Ten views.
Really?
How many views for an e-bike?
Ten million.
How many likes for an e-bike?
Four grand?
I don't got that type of money.
I wish I could use it.
I'm gonna picture!
Of course, yeah!
Wait, my mom is over here!
Let him get his food, alright?
Wait, how many likes to get a stream, please?
How many likes to get a stream?
You're on a stream right now!
I wanna be on a stream of you!
You're on one right now!
You're on one right now!
I'm gonna be on the stream.
Wait, wait, wait!
Wendy's, yeah, I'll do Wendy's.
Let's find her.
Help!
I'm gonna get a picture with you and make you a picture with me.
He's getting so quick.
I want the pretzel sandwich. I want the pretzel sandwich.
Chicken pretzel. Woo!
No, no lettuce, no lettuce, no lettuce. No onion.
Is there a burger?
A burger?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
100?
That's a chicken.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, I should probably get a bed, right?
Gotta get a bed.
Minions!
Please, please, please.
I was gonna take a drink.
Oh, I need to.
Okay.
Jollidies is better, yeah, but did you see the line?
I never had Jollidies.
I got you a burger, yeah.
Yo, what?
In front of the line, I'm broke.
My God.
I don't got tap to pay!
Hey, I got bad news for everyone.
They don't got tap to pay.
They don't got to have to pay.
Oh, you're paying my food?
No Apple Pay?
Order's for Wendy.
Yeah, let me get my food real quick and I got you.
He what just told you for an hour. I won't I won't do no bullshit
I said it's tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow dad here
Yeah, here's not school. I did come back
Like what's on hot? I like pot a pot. Uh, DM drew wall on Instagram
I'm just a dude who wants wet knees.
I'm a singer.
I make music.
What kind of music do you make?
Do you want me to sing?
I'm gonna sing it on the set so I'll go like this, it goes like, um...
If you ever leave me, baby!
I don't know who I would have to tell.
That's me, that's me.
Of course, I've got to sit and sing.
Yeah!
Nice.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to the Nickelodeon.
Nickelodeon?
What?
ticket to Nickelodeon Park tomorrow five marlin's about to pull up tomorrow so
so we're about to be here tomorrow I just want to experience what you go
I appreciate that.
Here's my favorite screen.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, probably to enter like the same place you met up today.
Nickelodeon.
Nickelodeon? At five o'clock, sir?
At five.
Thank you guys, thank you.
You did, you did.
No, no, nobody's gonna die. Nobody's gonna die. Nobody's gonna die.
Okay, you want to join the court?
Yeah, we'll drink to it.
Corrin, like, like, like, uh, uh, what is it called?
Captain Keymaster.
That's hard.
That's quite a gamer tag.
Corrin, Captain Keymaster?
That's hard.
That's hard. That's hard.
Yeah, thank you bro.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
I'll try 14 tomorrow.
I swear.
I swear.
I swear.
I swear.
I swear.
I swear.
I swear.
I swear.
I swear.
I swear.
I'll try 14 tomorrow.
I swear, I just thought of that.
It's very hard.
That's me, that's me.
Thank you so much, thank you, thank you.
Brother, here's your burger, man.
Thank you so much, brother.
All right.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, brother, thank you.
Yeah, of course, of course.
See you man!
The Giants!
Giants are winning tonight!
Will you get me for my birthday?
Yeah bro, I'm gonna bring you a birthday present too.
You want a chill?
Yeah, I'm gonna bring you a birthday present.
I got you.
Like that ass?
Yeah.
Oh come back here, I promise you I'll meet you here.
I got you a birthday present for sure.
You're my favorite shooter.
Watch out man, sorry man.
I got you a birthday present.
Yeah.
I ain't over round.
We're quick.
We're quick.
We're quick.
We're quick.
We're quick.
We're quick.
We're quick.
We're quick.
We're quick.
We're quick.
We're quick.
We're quick.
I'm overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed. This is just day one.
No, people don't know I'm there.
Yeah, down to the cart.
to get mall security. Can't be honest, I'm kind of walking good though, no? I'm
walking pretty good.
I mentioned the bathroom right. So chat right now, they just said that if we want,
we can do a core stream sleepover in the mall at the water park. And they're
about to go show me the suite where we can sleep in. So you're about to
So the sweet we can like, so you remember all the corner right?
Yeah, so we all wanted to pull up and do like a big sleeve over we could do that
I don't see those babies in the way!
Somebody's gonna paint you, gonna get a paint!
Hey, come on!
Can you reverse? Can you reverse?
You good?
Watch your foot!
Nice to meet you!
Watch your foot!
My mom sent me a picture of you.
Thank you!
Oh my gosh.
Was it worth it though?
That shit busted.
That shit busted.
Get me down.
Get me down.
I
Get a chrome bib I can't I can't get my chrome dirty I wear a chrome now jet I can't get my chrome dirty
All over your mouth
Your son my mouth
Yo, oh you try
We're about to go see the suite that we can do a sleepover in and then we're gonna go get a jersey go pick Darla up and go to the game
It's fucked it freakin. It's freakin game time son. It's game time y'all
Give me your phone!
I need your picture on your phone!
Give me your phone!
Yo, can somebody tell...
Do y'all know football in the shed?
Are you guys football fans?
Can somebody please tell me what Marshawn Lloyd is doing?
What does Marshawn Lloyd even do?
He has six yards in fantasy, bro!
He has six yards!
But I think I won this week.
My team's low keepin' belt to ass.
I had Josh, Aleem, JSA,
Trinity Clines going crazy.
Wait, brother wants to say hi.
Hey, watch out, watch out, watch out.
I don't want you to hurt her.
Hi, brother, let me see you.
All right, watch out, watch out, watch out.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my goodness.
What is this?
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Hey, brother, that's my brother.
Hey, brother.
What?
I'm not going to kick the kids.
Alright, let's go see the suite.
Yeah, let's go. I'm going to go.
Yeah, we're playing like a god.
Nice, last one.
Last one.
Nice to meet you guys.
Yeah, I do.
Woo!
Hold on.
Hold on right now.
Now, now let's get a load.
Now let's get a load.
Now let's get it critical.
I got you tomorrow, three more minutes, I got you on the meter!
He's gonna respond, he got you!
Drew, you're gonna respond, right?
Did you just, did you just Drew looking sideways then?
Pretty sure my brace just fell off completely, it's all good though.
How you doing, man?
Wait, so this is where the sweets are at?
I think my brace is just fully off.
Here we go.
Oh, let's see if it was worth it.
In the room?
Hello, bro.
Bro save it, what do you mean save it, save it for what?
You don't get, you don't get food to look at and save it, you get food to devour it.
Oh, Chad. I had to put an addiction note right there.
Thank you!
I love you, Chad!
I love you too!
I love you, too!
What's going on here?
What in the bathroom?
Who were we at right now?
I think that's what we did.
It's not a really...
Like a weird dream I had during my childhood.
Whoa.
Smad sus back here, Chad.
What is this?
No!
Haha!
A wild one.
Classic.
It's perfectly actually a water park inside of all of this.
It's the same.
It's more effective than actually have a water park inside of all of this.
Is that here?
I'm going to go up one more floor.
Hopefully we don't have an elevator shut.
This is where Lois was fully fitted at.
We got two hours to the game.
So we have two hours to find a jersey, pick Darla up and get to the game.
Easy. Easy.
There? I just did it?
Yes.
Oh my gosh. Thank you.
Appreciate you. What the hell?
What is the lead chat?
What is lead chat?
We're not staying here.
This is literally just like all this is yet nobody can get to us first off in second
Y'all get understand when you're me and you're the king of LA like
Well, I'm bad at do a Wendy's mukbang with an entire water park in the background
You can't see shit. It's too bright.
Wait, really?
Too bright.
It's too dark in here and too bright out there.
Change seats? Okay.
No chat.
Oh no.
I always keep a straw on me.
Wait, wait.
No.
No, Chat, no.
No means no.
All right, guys.
Does anybody know where on God's green earth I can get a
Jacket please I
Need to get a jacket and I need to get a jersey
For Darla or else Darla's going to the game with no Giants equipment
Jewel jersey
Bro, surely the team store has about right there
Walmart. Yo, I'm not going to shop for it.
So...
So Darla doesn't have a shirt. Yo, oh my God.
Darla's not going to the game naked.
Yes, she has a shirt, but she wants a giant shirt.
How are you putting question marks?
How is that such a hard concept to understand, you little shits?
Wait, what are we up here waiting for?
The owner's coming?
Of the entire mall?
What?
What?
Wait, so do I have to act like a businessman?
So they brought me up to a suite in the water park
To have a sit-down meeting with the odor. Wait, what do I ask? Do I ask him for a bunch of content ideas?
wait what's pin Jack read the pin buddy I can't you guys know that I can't see
pinned on this you guys know I can't see pin
unless we log in here yeah I'm not gonna lie I don't want my twitch password I
can't see pin
Darla said she has a shirt Darla listen I'm about to meet okay give me a question how
much is this mall worth serious question how much is it worth Chad someone Lloyd just did
something what did Lloyd do what did Lloyd do a 10 yard run yeah I'm banning you I'm
I'm banning you from my chat, bro.
Come in here and talk about some,
Lloyd did something.
Brother, a 10 yard run?
You could put me in the NFL
and I could get a fucking 10 yard run, son.
Wait, you guys don't think that if I was in the NFL, I could get a 10-yard run?
This mall is appraised at two billion dollars.
Who owns this mall?
Who owns the American Dream Mall?
Alright, so Chad, when the owner comes up here,
I'm gonna pitch three ideas to him.
Idea number one, I'm gonna pitch a core overnight sleepover
on stream in the water park, okay?
Fuck that in the mall so we could stream the entire night and had do whatever we want in the mall no supervision
That's the first thing I'm gonna pitch. Okay
then
I'm gonna pitch to him a tap-caps pop-up in the mall
Come on now and then last but not least
I'm gonna pitch to him to give us an entire store section location and me and Marlin do a
a seven-day marathon in the mall. Cinema! Absolute cinema! Or maybe like a three-day marathon.
Where's your mom who's on the store right now?
No, no.
Love fries.
How long do we wait? I have to go to the game.
Trying to send Darla meet us here?
Cowboy's not gonna put belt to ass.
Wait, what if he's not coming?
You would have helped us.
I think the name of the guy was Angel.
I could be wrong.
I could be totally wrong.
Yo, Cryptic Angel, maybe thank you so much for the five gifted.
Okay.
Come in.
What's up, man?
How you doing?
See, brother?
I'm having a blast.
I'm having a blast.
This place is crazy.
This place is insane.
Last time did you come in?
Yeah, we saw all this we filmed in the water park and everything. Oh, you did the slide? Yeah, we did the amusement park everything. I just I can't do much today because I just got surgery.
What'd you do?
I got ACL full ACL reconstruction surgery. Wait, so you own them all?
I'm my best friend's owner. I have a couple ideas that I want to pitch to you guys.
That's number one, so I'm in a group named Corp.
And we came here, we did a YouTube video,
but we want to do a stream where we spend a night
in the water park and in the home all, like on stream.
Yeah, we can bring that up, you just can't sleep.
We have to stay up at night.
We have to stay awake all the time.
Okay, we can do that, we can do that.
And then another idea I had,
are you familiar with Marlin?
So me and Marlin, we do like these marathons
that we like to do, and I was thinking
if there's like an empty store location somewhere,
we could put a setup in there and two beds,
and we could do like a three day marathon
where we'd live at the mall for three days.
That one's more complicated.
Like the sleeping is the problem.
The problem is we don't have the government,
we don't have the right certificate.
We're not a hotel.
Not a hotel.
So we tried that before, and we weren't able to do it,
but we could figure something out where maybe
we have like an RV outside,
and then during the day here in the mall all day,
But at night when you want to see if we go to the RV.
That's a good idea.
We can figure it out.
Let's raise the figure it out to make it.
Yeah.
Do you guys do pop-ups here, ever?
Yeah.
We just have people, all kinds of people.
Because I have a brand called, it's like a toy brand
called Tap-Caps Collectibles.
And we do pop-ups, me and Clicks.
So I was thinking we could do a big event, stream it,
pop-up in the mall.
Yeah, that's easy.
That would be crazy.
That would be a lot of fun.
We should do that.
A lot of stuff we can do.
The small is insane.
I wish I could go into water right now
and just put my body into water.
Yeah, no, for sure.
What else we should do one night is just, you know,
after hours, after normal hours,
but for like all the kids,
these kids don't have much to do these days, you know,
but we can do an event like eight to 11
in the water park we do, take it to the vet,
or we sell tickets, and then it's just your party.
Oh, I was like a party for eight to 11?
Like an eight to 11, something like that.
Like eight to eight, BF to 11.
the age of 12 to get in?
No, no, no, I mean 8 p.m.
Oh!
Like on a Friday or Saturday for kids.
Okay.
Yeah.
We can talk 5,000 tickets to your fans.
And then we'll sort the revenue in the soup.
We'll make money and it will be a skit stream.
I heard money, I'm down.
You best believe I'm down.
We'll generate a couple hundred thousand dollars.
5,000 people, 40 dollars a ticket.
And the subs reach, you know.
Oh yeah.
The rich kids all the time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're gonna feel the stream as if you won't,
but it's your party, so.
Yeah, let's set that up.
We can set a nice little pool party,
eight to 11 on a Friday, Saturday night.
You can feel yourself not like I told you.
Yeah, let's do it.
I'm actually down, that'll be fun.
Can I go in the water during the party?
Do whatever you want.
We'll have all the slides on.
Woo!
Hey, Chad, who's coming to the party?
Who's coming?
I'm actually down, that'll be fun.
No, chat 8 to 11 the time, not 8 to 11 year olds.
Are you going to the Giants game today?
Yeah, no, wait, so can you have alcohol
or how's that work, I'm not.
No, we're not, this is for kids.
I mean, we had concerts in here,
like Chris Brown's, some parties.
In the water park?
Yeah, and then we set bars up and sell alcohol,
but I mean, that's for your, for your family,
I think it's good for the high schoolers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no alcohol for sure.
Does that have nothing to do with it?
Yeah, we get a bunch of pizzas.
Good clean entertainment.
Yeah.
You could also maybe get the boys and girls club involved like bring some kids comp them
tickets and ones that can't afford them.
Of course.
Shall I comp them tickets too?
I'll pay for it.
Yeah.
So, you know, we can bring in a couple hundred underprivileged kids for free and then we
sell tickets to everybody else.
Yeah, let them have a blast.
And then sell this party with 5,000 people.
I'm down.
Let's do it.
Let's lock it in.
Let's do it.
And I go to Japan late October, but I could do it.
Yeah.
I'm going to be on the East Coast a lot in October for NFL games.
I mean, I think with your fan base, I mean, you only need about two and a half weeks to sell it out.
Yeah. Yeah. I actually, yeah. Let's do it. Locked in.
Let's move y'all. Coming, bro. I'm actually down. You're never leaving. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am. This is leaving a group chat. This idea will leave the group chat.
We are hosting a pool party here at the American Dream Mall. Watch it happen. Watch it happen.
Watch. Watch. All right. Locked in. Let's do it, brother.
Sure. And then we'll figure out those other strokes.
Oh, yeah, we got to gonna do a bunch of stuff bunch ideas. I have I'm really you know, that's the tallest one, right?
Back in a slide
Yeah, no, I think I just it honestly is probably a weight distribution thing because I'm pretty sure the weight limit up
There's a little a little under what it can handle for me, but
What was your favorite?
My favorite? Oh! So last time we came, you know the tube ones?
We went down the tube ones all of us. I had the same time with no tube.
No, we didn't do that. We didn't do that. We didn't do that. We didn't do that.
Not lying. We didn't do that. We didn't do that. We didn't do that. We didn't do that.
That was in my dream. That was in my dream. We didn't actually do that one.
Now the tube ones are dope.
Yeah. That was my favorite.
And I like the roller coaster that goes around. That one's fun too.
Yeah. I want to squeeze the whole part.
Yup. Now the amusement park on the other hand,
I'm not a roller coaster guy.
No, the waterfront's the best for sure.
Yeah, no, the waterfront's the last.
Anyone in the wave pool, that was fun.
Everything's fun, bro.
Everything here is so fun.
I just love it so much.
Yeah, I mean, we do, we have people that do, you know,
the waterfront, so let me just come and do a part of the part.
Just take the whole park out on a weekend,
midnight, so I can do a lot about it.
Any kind of party?
Anything in England.
So like so let's just say I wanted one night rent the whole water park out have
a bunch of people come and we just like open bar we could you could do that
every every other thing yeah 21 plus have the whole chat pull up yeah no let me
prefer we do private workers okay people do birthdays whatever they want
all right let's do it yeah we're locked there about to do this we're
actually have a pool party I'm down to have a pool party you could do the
You can do the party at the ticketed event for the kids, and then if you want to do like a streamer party,
you can do like one night half of the fixed streamers film with you, just streamers.
Oh my god.
Everybody's of age, you can do the bars.
That would be so, oh yeah, yeah, we gotta do it.
We gotta do it.
Yeah, I mean the possibilities here...
It's endless, actually endless.
We're down to make anything out of it.
Do we have a chrome here?
No.
Oh, it's got this chrome piece here on its list, chrome or jacket.
All right, let's do it.
I see we talked a little bit more about it off stream
just so the chat doesn't know all the details.
So, I'll kind of keep a little bit element of surprise.
Cause Chad, if I tell you guys everything
that's gonna happen,
then you're not gonna be surprised when you come.
Like who knows, maybe during the pool party,
I'll do like a belly flop off the wave pool,
off the board into the wave pool.
You never know what happened.
You really never know what happened.
Streamer party?
No one's seen it.
You're not going to see anything online.
I don't think any stream has been in there.
All right.
Can we see them now?
All right.
We have a brand new performing arts center in here, too, that nobody's seen yet.
It's shown today.
Wait, what is it?
It's like a 4,000 person concert space in the middle of the mall, but nobody's seen
it yet.
No one's seen it?
It's shown today.
Can I go see you real quick before we leave?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's do it.
Are you showing on the stream?
Yeah, you can show on the stream.
Oh my God.
It's no one's ever seen it yet.
You're not going to see anything online.
I don't think any stream has been in there.
All right.
Let's do it. And I gotta head out to the giant scene. Where's my crotch?
I'm not gonna leak it.
I'm not going to leak it!
I'm going to sell you your leak it.
You're selling me it?
I'm going to sell you your leak it.
Will you leak it?
I'm not going to get back to you all this again.
I'm going to sell you my leak it.
It starts tonight.
Why?
Let's go.
So it's okay to show this on stream, I don't want to get in trouble or I'll sue or anything.
You've been giving me a sneak peek.
Okay, bet.
Are we still gonna move you?
Yeah, we're gonna move me.
Nah, WJ, have fun with that.
Appreciate you boss.
up against the end of the back of the security.
That was a lot of work open right now, no.
Oh, it just closed.
Good job, everybody! You guys killed it today!
I've never been able to do much physical activity. I had to quit the gym for a couple years and gain some weight. I used to have a six pack.
Yeah.
No, it's just a...
It's a great place to learn how to serve.
Yeah.
Look out, bro!
Yeah!
You'll get a lot of liar.
You'll call me a liar, son.
You know what, screw this crutch!
I think my pants are falling down, Jack.
Of course!
Oh no, I lost it, I forgot where the cars parked.
Hey friend, how you doing?
Hey!
Thank you, thank you!
Hey!
What's up?
Yeah, of course.
All right, give us some room, give us some room.
Check it out.
Hey, what's up, yeah, of course.
All right, give us some room, give us some room.
Let's hang out.
There, there, there.
You're good, bro, you're good.
Lacey, come on.
Got you guys.
What am I sitting on?
What am I sitting on?
What am I sitting on?
Appreciate your job!
What is up my ass right now?
Something's up my ass.
What's up my ass?
This is out on Wendysburg.
It's warm. It's nice and warm.
wait so what is this space you're about to go see useful it's going to be
content and I chose so bad I can't actually think so coming tomorrow
No way that's kids!
What? You're kids?
Hey, what?
Hey, what?
Hey, you're kids!
He's so rude!
Hey!
How are you?
Are you guys kids?
I made him get on his easy park like a dog before!
What?
No way that's kids!
You got an hour and a half till game time.
Hour and a half till game time, y'all.
Bye, guys.
Bye.
What's up?
That's not kids.
Why would he randomly lie and say he's kids?
Is that YBG?
No, that's not YBG.
Is that YBG and Jason?
You still got to get a jersey?
Oh my gosh.
How you doing brother? How you guys doing?
What's up man?
Hey guys, got a few questions. I don't want to bother you.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
What's up bro?
What's up guys? I don't want you guys to get hurt.
I can't get hurt!
I'm not gonna make sure we hit him!
You almost tried?
Oh, there's a way to try?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm overwhelmed.
I'm overwhelmed.
You got the whole family up this time.
I'm gonna take all this time to shoot.
Me starting to shoot.
Keep me, I appreciate it.
I got to keep me with you.
How about that, thanks.
I'm going to head...
to the airport.
Where are you going?
She's teleporting?
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh my God.
Ah, dude.
How she can teleport it?
She's...
Watch out, don't get hurt, dude.
What is this? Is it like a party?
Oh my gosh, for sure she's right.
Use us.
No, the link is closed.
Oh.
I'm honestly surprised the fan didn't just bring it to Jersey open it down.
That would have been nice!
I need a giant shirt!
Dude!
Stop!
Get us to do it!
You're injured too?
Yeah.
What happened to you?
I'm so scared.
Oh, yeah.
You're okay.
This is me too.
I got to go.
I got to go.
I got to go.
Oh my lord, lacy is nothing special.
I'm not buying a kid's jersey.
I can't, if I got this.
Oh yeah!
Sorry guys.
Wait, is this the new place right here?
Oh, please!
Please!
Help!
What is he, a mall closed?
No!
What does a mall close at?
The track shoes, they all close out right around 8, 7, 8 o'clock,
until the game starts on the right, start around then nobody will allow it back in.
Just to exit and capture it.
So right now what we're about to see is the new, it's never been shown before.
That's kind of crazy
I see stairs I see stairs
Okay, do we have service right here?
Wait, so I are you sure I'm allowed to show this
All right, oh my god.
Oh, it's a whole auditorium.
How long is the mall?
How long is the whole space?
I think it's in the mall.
Architects, they do everything.
There's a lot of mall you haven't seen yet, that's not open yet.
We were talking with Aiden about doing brand risk in here too.
Oh, that would be crazy.
Brand risk on a stage wait, that's a good idea
Parties concessions in the back alcohol it goes up all three levels VIP boxes up top
Wait, Aiden you got to do brain risk in here leaked guys. He said I can leak it. It's not leaked. He said I'm allowed to show
Oh, is that like a protection for movies?
Oh, this is sick.
Imagine me on a stage just doing a concert.
Because I sing too.
I sing with it also.
Wow, this is nuts.
Oh, what more could you guys really add to them all?
I feel like there's like, I feel you guys got everything
at this point.
Yeah.
We're still missing skydiving.
Oh, yeah, that would be a little kid back there.
Wait, is there?
Someone's screaming.
Will I go to that popcorn machine?
Yeah.
Yeah, go on.
Oh, it's a red coffee box office opening. Wow here. This is sick
Damn you guys went crazy
Bees in Europe
off. Brand risk here would be crazy on God it would.
Or Ian's got to do brand risk here. Aiden this is perfect. I don't know if you've
Justine and person you ate him, but don't worry, Aiden, you have my vouch.
Random kid vouch.
Wait, so these elevators don't take you anywhere else in the mall.
It's just for here.
What's going to be?
Right now, we're just going to go.
This is a third of a...
It's not saying random kid battles.
It counts as a fourth.
Fourth floors?
VIP!
Q. The I.T. boy is no sharp.
Third.
Q. Oh, my God!
Can you see that walk up to that side? You don't have to have the noise of everything walking here to be quiet and social
I'm in a whole separate venue. I wouldn't even know I was in a mall
This is a mall catch I were in a mall right now
Yeah, it's like actually if you got people up here, there's sweet level up there for
Yo, dude, how many people are you doing can say
Four thousand oh we should do a salt pepper episode in here
Yeah
I'm shocked bro. I'm actually amazed. I'm amazed how y'all keep coming up with stuff to put inside the mall.
It's actually crazy. I still haven't even uh next time I come I gotta see the aquarium. I haven't even
I haven't gone to the aquarium yet and I'm gonna be honest, I love seeing fish in the aquariums.
Yeah, I know.
Tim, why should I have time to do everything today?
So, what are you going to do?
I leave day to tomorrow's my last day.
So, yeah, like the super, like 6 a.m. flight back. I'm going to a dangerous city.
I'm doing like a stream going to the most dangerous city in the world. Have you ever heard of Erie, Pennsylvania?
Yeah, it's like the most dangerous city I'm going to, so.
Tomorrow I'm doing something with more than tomorrow I'm pretty sure in in the city like in New York City
I want to come back for a day when I'm fully healed can do a bunch of stuff
All right chat it's time to go to the Giants game are y'all ready to go
Hello?
I don't know what time it is, 6.45.
You just leak tomorrow's stream?
What's the restaurant?
Oh, we passed out there?
Laser?
I'm not a laser.
I thought it was a barb quicker than that.
Sorry, I just got the laser.
What?
I'm a laser.
That's why you laser grew up.
It's 5 Greek dollars.
Greek, God, are you solely dick-riding?
Pop it out, Drew.
Is the Giants game going to be a lot of walking, you think?
Oh, yeah.
Really?
No way.
How?
You don't have a World Cup first?
Yeah, but World Cup's different than a Giants Cowboy.
I'm curious about the cowgirls, bro.
Everybody knows Jackson Dark's throwin'
for 303 touchdowns tonight.
303 touchdowns?
300 hours, three touchdowns.
Jackson Dark legacy game, it's happenin'.
Are you guys Giants fans or no?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, I'm a satchel.
My boss is a cowboy.
Oh!
Jones is the home, so they're definitely...
Cowboys are American's team.
I love Jerry Jones, but I'm down with the young family.
So it's tough to decision today.
I'm going for the Giants.
So we got to go back to the plate.
And we still have a jersey.
Do we spy on that?
It's really a selling man.
They definitely sell Giants at the stadium for sure, right?
Go back to the hotel, there it is.
Pick up Darla, back to the stadium.
OK.
How's it going?
Game time.
Game time.
I think I've got to put money on the giants tonight.
Well, tell them.
Yeah, I guess I have to.
There's a little part of how far it is.
It's like 10 minutes.
Oh, this right here?
Oh, this is the top dead.
Wait, there's another?
How is there another floor?
Bro.
Oh, and that's like the, that's where Pepsi would be, that's where Pepsi or would be at
right there, controlling all the technology and stuff.
Wow.
This is crazy.
Are we in the back rooms?
No, you're inside, you're inside of a theater, inside of a mall, inside of a city, inside
of a state, inside of a country, inside of a continent, inside a United States of America.
States is a continent? What? USA is not a continent. So what is the continent
we're in right now? North America, no? Yeah. All right. You know who would really put the
cherry on top? If y'all had like a Taco Bell just right in the middle of like top four
section right there just a little just just a topic maybe you should play next
to it McDonald's on the other side see a little court inside the theater because
then you'd have a food court inside a theater inside of a mall that has a
a food court. It's inside of a city. And then, if you guys really wanted to see, you can put
a chrome hearts. This is chrome by the way. This is chrome. I don't know if you saw this
This is Chrome.
If you want to see it on the back, it's a lot of back, right?
It says Chrome Hearts.
This is Chrome right here.
OK.
Where do you get it from?
Did you say it was a symbol?
Oh, that just says Chrome Hearts.
Chrome Hearts.
Back at the entrance.
No, we're going to call Uber, should we call it now?
Yeah.
Right share A.
Right share A?
Okay.
Wait a minute.
Well, it sounds good though.
It's like drums.
Oh, you guys made a table out of what the drums sound like, yeah?
Anybody got a pen?
Pen?
Pen or pencil?
Pen.
Pen or pencil?
Pen.
Pen.
Pencil.
You got two? You got another one?
It's not that penciled out so I can't go a lot.
Thank you. Appreciate that. Anybody got a second one?
Second pen pencil?
You got two?
Hold on now. Hold on. Now we're talking.
We're talking.
Now we're talking.
Now we're talking.
Okay.
Still got it.
Thank you.
Okay, still got it in the middle.
Here's your responses.
Thank you.
Good.
Keep that talent hidden bro. We all used to pent up back in the day
If I was in school seventh eighth grade I started pent up in I swear all the girls were on top of me all
The seventh graders around me
I was out of meaning.
What, Uber?
Just cancel and call another one.
It's called Luck of the Irish.
If you're going to use your crutch on the wrong side, don't even use it.
Dude, I use the crutch as a crutch to help my left leg.
Oh, we're doing a block.
See where it'll be quicker.
I use the crutch as a crutch to help my left leg.
Oh, we're doing a black.
See where he put the...
A black? That's what I'm...
I'm not sure where to launch.
Police behind you?
Nice.
All the kids left.
What is that?
The view of the garden.
Oh!
Wait, are those real flowers?
No.
Wow.
Can you see the big garden?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
I got to get to this game I'm gonna miss the game
Malik neighbors wait is Malik neighbors playing Malik's playing
oh my god someone smells like snow back there smelled like you know that like
like like that canned cheese we spread on crackers sort of got a smell that I
don't know what it was I swear so what I got babies in this story it's not
Zombies?
Zombies, zombies, zombies in there.
Alright.
We're almost here?
Come here like zombies.
Fuck you!
Yo, what's up, what's up?
You just told me to run.
I'm not in for faith.
You won my giveaway?
I'm gonna give it for the S25 Ultra.
I'm seeing you on it right now.
Oh my god, what's up?
I'm gonna be from this court.
What's up, bro?
I'm chilling, bro.
Hey, give me a big up to you.
I was doing it.
I gave him a stream of bones so he could start streaming.
He was live on it.
That's it.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
No! No! No!
No! No!
Just a five-minute to go.
Hey! Hey!
She's done!
Can you shoot me a ass, perhaps?
Oh my gosh they have mini beans in there who used to who used to collect mini
beans or no what were they called what they like be like be knows or something
you don't talk about they were the little tiny beans I used to have them as
a kid and they had different designs on the beans
Mighty Beans!
Toy for Tabcats!
My name's Sam Giants, please!
When you come to the game we use!
I don't have a ticket!
You don't have a ticket?
I don't have a ticket!
You have three?
You have three at least, I say!
I'm sure, I'm sure!
I'm sure, I'm sure!
I'm sure, I'm sure!
Let him through, let him through, let him through!
Oh my god, that's the most scary system I've ever seen.
Oh my god, those are the two cars in that city gate.
And then when you see who doesn't work, you talk to them.
Wait, that's who you talk to?
No, those motherfuckers, I'm always jamming on that.
Um, four minutes.
Three minutes after that.
That's not bad.
I feel like, oh, it's this room.
Wait, does this have a way to the exit?
Yeah, it does.
Wait, this is a classic room.
Yeah, I just deflate the chair.
Okay, so, wait, okay, let me do this in math.
How far of a drive is it back to...
Oh, what is it?
Oh, a Coca-Cola?
Don't mind if I do.
Thank you.
Ah, refreshing.
Thank you.
You just popped the chair, why not?
You're not popping the chair.
Wait over to Uber, it's two minutes away.
I'm going to make sure Darla's ready.
you ready to go? W room check. Who remembers this room from the first time?
We need Marlon King here. Oh, we're going to remember it. It's not our group photo right here.
Yeah, it's the exact room we were in. I remember it. I'm pretty sure this is where we sat for the
YouTube video too, right?
How do I tell you girls are never ready on time? That's why you have to lie watch this
Hey, babe, we're two minutes out. Please be ready as soon as we get there
See that shot tell your two minutes out and then you get there and she's still
What's the most popular city in New Jersey? Westfield?
Yeah, because Westfield is sweet as hell, I've been to your three-story mansion.
You know how like some meat like you know how like like what is it called not you have like the high-rise no no
like like in money
High-class middle-class you know like some middle-class families have like a basement and then other middle-class families have like a fully furnished
Like top floor of their house Drew has a fully furnished basement and top floor of his house
He's a man, right?
Should we start adding more?
And I went out to dinner with Drew and his mom.
Chad went out to dinner with Drew and his mom last night,
and his mom offered to pay for the dinner.
So that should be nice.
That should be a nice person.
I get up and get up, and get up, and get up, and get up,
and get up, and get up, and get up, and get up, and get up.
It was actually cute.
It was actually cute when we were at dinner, though,
Chad.
It was me, Drew, and his mom.
And me and his mom were sitting on one side of the table,
and Drew was on the other.
And we were scolding him like he was our son.
It felt like we were a family. Oh my actually did it is
I felt like we were a family it felt like me and your mom were like really like parents
Not actually though that the vet show chat the vlogs probably I'm probably gonna have the vlog posted tomorrow
Because today I wanted to focus on the tour and stuff
But the VaVet show was actually insane
I know y'all saw it on stream, but in person I've never been to a fashion show the music
Matching up with the outfits dude. I felt like I was naked
Walking down a runway with the vet dripping from my body. I don't know how else to explain it
Yeah, what's the guy's name? Hey, what's the guy's name again chat the model that walked by me the clip went viral. I forget his name
it's uh
His name is Alton Mason brother Alton Mason walked by me in a full fur coat with his abs showing and listening
I'm not kidding. I thought I was seeing an angel. I did thought I saw AI human being. He does not look real
I he's so everything about him is perfect like
It's like I saw a perfect human being. That's why that's why he had me like this
He made my jaw drop
And the only thing, the only, I would only have one critique that I would tell Kai to
change up from the next VaVet show is that he showed every single body type, modeling
in the clothing, except for overweight people.
And there's a lot of overweight people that probably want to buy VaVet.
So Kai, let me be the oversized VaVet model at the next show.
Let me walk down a runway with some VaVet on and let me show that VaVet can fit
Oversized people as well people who are a little chubby. I'll be a serious
I'm think about it. You saw people who were ripped people who were tall people who were short you saw men you saw women
You saw people with standard body type. So people who had muscles like Marlin. You didn't see a fat person
No, it's not realistic
My body type
No, he's not is it here
Whether we got a go we're gonna miss the game
Yeah, I'm I'm not chat you can't tell me I'm wrong though wait
So you can't tell me I'm wrong though. He had everybody type model the clothes except for a little except for someone who's a little overweight and
But that's that over 50% of America is fat. So I feel like a bad business decisions
Also, Chad, I want to let you all know I did order the VaVet streaming backpack.
Me and Drew got it.
So Drew is going to be tripped out while we're streaming from now on.
He's going to amog every cameraman.
He's going to have a VaVet TVU bag.
Lacey, did you bet on the game?
I did not put a slip in yet on the game.
I have not yet to put a slip in.
Not soon, soon, soon, soon, soon, soon.
Soon running through the...
Someone ran back.
No stopping.
Straight down where?
Let's go Giants!
Cowgirls, don't stand a chance!
I'm gonna kick down, I'm gonna kick down.
They're kicking me out, they're kicking me out.
Hey, I'm not gonna lie, Cowgirls ain't seen a chance tonight.
Cowgirls don't stand a chance tonight.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no run!
He's getting better, mate, he's getting better!
Help!
I'm going to chase my cowboy pants.
I'm going to chase my cowboy pants.
Wait, is this it? Sir?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Sir.
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
Hey, what's up, bro? Hey, what's up? How are you doing?
It's my birthday, Lacey.
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
Thank you, I appreciate you.
I'm gonna have him, I'm gonna have him good time.
It's all my fault.
It's all my fault.
I had to have group chat today.
We are only two guys.
Double P.
We can meet.
Can you guys type in our old group chat so I can have the group chat?
Yeah, I'll try to find it.
What chat are we on this in?
Or the one where I put it?
I got a chat.
I got a new phone.
So I'll see you in my crutch.
I love you, bro.
I hope you guys have fun at the game.
I'm not going to the game, I don't know.
What was it?
Lacey, can you tell Yana that I said hi?
Yana, tell Yana right now.
Hi Yana.
Here you go. Yana, she's just high.
Lacey, touch my hand, touch my hand.
Okay, touch your hand, bro.
Let me go.
Guys, be careful. I don't want y'all to get hurt.
I don't want y'all to get hurt.
Okay, okay. Oh, watch your hand.
Okay, yeah.
Sir, please drive.
How does she keep teleporting?
Wait, why didn't my NFL thing just, all right, Chad, we gotta figure out a slip on this car
ride.
We gotta figure out a slip for player props.
What player props do you guys think is a lock for tonight?
And be honest.
Okay, 15 minutes back. Pick up Darla right away. That's not even bad. I think we're
fine.
Overall, do you just have him wait? Don't keep. Yeah.
Should I make this a stop then?
Yeah.
You could be quick.
Okay, yeah, I got this. Excuse me, sir.
We you could keep driving I was just wondering if we pay you can you can you drive us to another location after this location?
Okay
Take dart for a rushing touchdown
Sun that might be the worst line
Yo, also, I want to say it's all the people out there during my draft day at fantasy
Who didn't believe in me who doubted me who said lace is that tailgate?
The first game of the season.
For all the people who told me that taking Josh Allen was a bad pick, made my haters
rest in peace.
Josh Allen put up 35 points and won my week.
And also all the people who said that Trey McBride was a reach in the fifth round.
Trey McBride has nine catches for 96 yards in a touchdown and is my third highest scorer.
Thank you guys.
Thank you guys for not believing in my fantasy team.
I have absolutely dominated and won my first week by 50 points.
Thank you guys.
Once again, Lacey remains the fantasy demon, a fantasy legend, okay?
What is Omari and Hampton doing?
Did he forget how to play football?
The chargers are losing to the Cardinals.
Wait, what?
Is Jacoby Brissette the truth?
Oh my gosh, yet I also want to say um, I don't want to I don't want to see so hard
Actually, I'm like I say I
Saw someone in the chat said something, but I don't really want to talk about it
But one of my friends passed away in a tragic accident so
So, obviously very sad and rest in peace to him.
Please, a moment of silence for him
and prayers for his family, obviously.
Very, very sad, but I just don't want,
you know, I don't want to talk about it too much on stream.
So, I just, I saw people say to the chat,
I just don't really want to talk about it too much,
to be honest.
But very very sad bro very sad it's crazy how you can go from like talking to someone
one day don't don't take anything for granted bro friends best friends family loved ones
no matter what because you could go from talking to someone one day and then the next day
You can't and it's just you know, it's sad
A rapper oh no not a rapper. I don't know who you guys are talking about
He got he got into a car accident
Q50 I don't I'm not familiar with Q50, but if he passed away rest in peace to him to
Not familiar with Q50 though
Okay, ten minutes.
Sir, how bad is the traffic coming back to the game?
You see how the traffic is coming back to the game.
It's bad?
It's very bad.
If you come eight o'clock, all these traffic there, all these traffic going to the game.
Because now seven o'clock and eight o'clock, everybody will be in because the game is
Yeah, we're coming back to the game. We just got it. We're not allowed to bring a camera into the game
So we got to drop it off
Where am I gonna go it's gonna be I'm gonna have to wait for you guys to come anyways
Oh, yeah, let me just carry all the phones with the phone in a crutch and use the tickets inside
Oh
We could pay him to take us home after the game
Yes, yes, I'd love to pay you to drive us after the game
How much we talking
Yeah, I'm a singer I do I do music you know Justin Bieber yes I made a song with Justin
Beaver. I need you to stay, need you to stay, stay.
We are not making this game, we are not making the game.
No one cares about the start of the game right here.
No one cares about Sunday night kickoff, first prime time game.
Yeah, I do, Sonyan.
Why even lie?
What's the point?
I don't get you.
Wait, who scored for the Cardinals?
No way someone scored again.
Yo yo Chargers y'all are sorry as hell, bro. How were you losing to the car? I didn't think they were gonna win a game
Are your seats close to the field all right chat so
The seats I got our first row
right right on like the 20 yard line so we can see the entire end zone and
And what's it called? It's like first like front row front row
Can you show the game obviously not
Wish I could show the game. I wish I could show the game
I could show the field like during timeouts and stuff
but not enough.
Unfortunately, cannot show the game.
I wish. That would have been crazy.
But there are some games where...
Oh, also Chad, I want to let you all know
the week that I go to the Chiefs' Game
I'm bringing Rums to the game.
So it's going to be like a little make-a-wish stream.
I'm bringing Rums to his first Kansas City Chiefs' Game.
And the Chiefs,
they gave me like a pre-field access.
They made a custom jersey for me
and they said they could give a stadium
toward the day before.
be bringing rums to his first game and throughout the tour I'm gonna have a
bunch of special guests at different games like just a few hints Marlins
coming with me to one game not a bad idea it's not a bad idea actually it's
actually not a bad idea Marlins come into a game with me we have I asked
adapt he said he's down it's depends on the day I think me and adapt are
gonna go spend a day in Arizona and go to a Cardinals game I hit up a sketch to
do a Texans game he hasn't answered me but I don't I haven't heard from sketching
a long time bro
and you know it's funny Lopie commented under the tweet must have missed the
invite when I called him yesterday to invite him to the game he didn't answer
Yes, why are y'all putting sad spongebob's
I don't know maybe
Someone said no GTA 6 for you wait why why can't I play GTA 6?
What jacket you have on lace this is chrome it's just like a black like a
black chrome you can see on the back you guys want it says chrome on the back so
it's like a black chrome jacket nothing nothing crazy nothing crazy slow black
chrome jacket major you don't you you're not big into NFL right no I like yeah
but I kind of need you to get like into it no if I battle the game I have to
have the battle just like just like when we went to the college games I'm not
Okay, so it's like slip right now. I don't I don't do stuff to fire
Okay
Dack over point five interceptions. I'm gonna be honest part of me just wants to put on Giants money line
But like
Pickin 60 plus I
I like picking 60 plus. I like picking 60 plus and I like Giant's Moneyline.
Are you ready I go upstairs
Yeah literally literally I'm not putting money on a Jackson Dart rushing touchdown
That seems so dumb to me. We have to leave right away
Oh my god, I still think of Jersey
Brother I can't I can't go to the game and Chrome you can sit down and I'll go get
Then getting to your seats gonna be a whole nother fucking 20 minutes
Okay, all the pictures plus around the crutch
Wait, this is all going to the game?
Oh, no son.
Oh no son, yeah.
I want to see the sunset look at the sunset
In the moon kind of look like a move for Pixar
Do you know any shortcuts to get to the game sir
We want to send you the best bet when I send you back easy to get where I pick you up.
American great. They have a bridge over the bridge.
You walk, you will be by the stake.
Is there a lot of walking?
Because he's disabled.
No, not walking.
No.
No.
I'll show you what it's missing.
Okay.
Not a lot of walking.
That's the real right there.
Where?
What do you see over there?
That's met life.
Easy.
This is an applied.
Easy.
I want to say traffic coming in is from New York.
So we are supposed not to be traffic.
So I'm going to come back.
Okay.
See now, it's not traffic.
Come back.
Yeah.
I drop you off by the American Green and do work.
Now, if you say long work,
it's half hour to go by the car
because we'll be parking there.
Okay.
That's it.
That's our work.
10 minutes walk, every walk.
Easy, the volume would be in the second walk.
Okay, okay.
Where are you from, sir?
I live in Jersey, originally from Lebanon.
Lebanon? My aunt's from Lebanon.
Really? Yeah.
You know which town?
Uh-huh. We check really quick.
She's from...
I think she's from I want to say Tripoli. I think
You ever hear of Westfield, New Jersey
Dangerous, right?
No, it's not nice. It's not dangerous there. No
and the water.
Camden.
Camden's bad.
Prenta.
These are the four walks down.
Yeah, the big five.
Those four and then what's the other?
Yeah, this is the other four.
I don't know what to say.
Thank you.
Carlos Scordigan, no, they did not.
Who?
It's in Pocnotch, town.
How is how's jett how's jettas doing seven catches eight yards and a tutty yeah
That's what I'm talking about. I told y'all I told y'all look at my boy Kyler Murray out there wait
Wait Kyler Murray got benched
He got concussed
Oh no, he threw a peek.
You got injured, damn brah. Damn son. Damn son, where'd you find that?
I thought I was laughing.
I'm laughing because I said Kyler's going crazy and I didn't even know that he got hurt.
I'm confused.
Who's the coach for the Packers?
Why is Marshawn Lloyd not a key part of the offense, bro?
He's my fantasy RB2.
And what on God's green earth is a Marian Hampton doing?
What does he even do?
Cardinals win the Super Bowl.
But did you guys even watch football today?
Did you see how good the Steelers played?
the Steelers are winning the Super Bowl.
Gotta be Josh.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
Josh Allen, let me get a retweet.
Looked like the MVP.
Josh Allen today looked like he's going to win MVP this season.
The Ravens.
Yeah, you look all right.
I think this, how do you think the Steelers looked?
Yeah, I think he looked good today.
DK Metcalf.
I think you might eat like like buck at a popcorn before the game or something a
couple drops there DJ yeah tell us what your jacket such as this right here
this is a chrome hearts archive jacket right here it was $6,000 so very
expensive jacket that I have on my body right now I know it's chrome yes it is
chrome yes yes it is chrome
no but the stream is gonna be after like five minutes
oh yeah yeah I thought you said the phone had to be unplugged out there I'm
serious no I was not the actual phone yeah I'm just waiting here sir is it okay if I
wait in here while he goes in there.
Okay.
It's on okay, okay, can y'all see me chat am I gonna be late?
Yes, no, I'm not.
You want to be honest?
My only worry is not having connection at the game.
That's my main worry, is not having service at the game, but, but, but, but, but, but,
You will bro. There's no way
There's no way that during
There's no way that during the World Cup I had service at games, but I don't add an NFL game, right?
I'm a black
Because that wouldn't even make sense.
It's the Cowboys year.
Yo, bro, you guys, you Cowboys fans, say it's the Cowboys year every year.
Chad has got another touchdown.
I knew he was going to have a career here.
I knew it, son.
I
Put your dose is not even starting
Quit to the bathroom, okay, I'll wait right here, okay, better go catch it
MetLife will let you connect?
Wait, what is MetLife?
What is MetLife?
Can we go to the primetime game?
Brother, you want to know what's crazy?
I've never been to a primetime NFL game in my entire life.
Never been to a primetime.
I know this stadium is called MetLife, but is MetLife like a phone service?
Is it a what is a met life?
All right chat I need I need
Okay, pickings
For 60 plus
Pickings for 60 plus
Jackson Dart. What's Jackson Dart's passing line? What's Jackson Dart passing plus
rushing line?
Jeddah's touchdown? Did Justin Jefferson just score three touchdowns in this
been a 10-minute shot? How the fuck does that work?
Yo! Yo! Why did I draft Amarion Hampton with my second round pick? And and and
he's out there looking like a backup running back. Why did Amarion Hampton
turn in to prime fucking Lacey on the field what is a Maury and Hampton doing
the vane your he scored a touchdown buddy I didn't draft a Maury and Hampton and
Within a top 15 pick for him to put up eight points in my lead dude. I that's not what I drafted you for a marion
A marion. That's not what I drafted you for and Justin Jefferson. Hey Justin
We're not just Jefferson. Hey Jamar Jamar Chase. It's Lacey here
Hey Jamar Lacey here. I didn't draft you with the third pick in my draft
For you to go out and put up fucking Dejan love numbers
Did Jamar chase for debt that he's in the NFL?
What are we doing?
I've drafted Jamar with a third pick and he fucking gets like two catches the whole game.
up you're so ugly
hello mama you looking mad good sweet
hot looking good Mahal you you looking
good Mahal let me get a piece of that
ass
oh I knew it sir I knew sir what you're
who you going to back you going to
back or Jeff I mean I I can't my there's no space for my leg in the
back
what yeah I was gonna zoom in on your ass when you walk by that's the type of guy
I am
we're ready sir yeah going back wait you get that light on sure it's really
dark in here no? Don't work. I want to blind them with the flash.
What about losing it back? You could do it. I love you.
Okay. Why is this in the car?
I got it all the way down.
Now you can just on with the camera you can.
Here we go.
Yeah, I was just swapping off the left side.
Chat my official parlay for the game.
Giants plus three and a half.
Jackson Dart over 248 total yards
and George Pickens over 67 yards.
Yeah, I brought your passport just in case you only get 70.
Okay.
Well, Jackie, you very lacy.
Uh, thank you for coming into the stream, but this is a chrome heart jacket.
It's chrome.
Uh, it's just a little like windbreaker type vibe as you can see like, if you pay very
close attention to the detail, you can see it has the chrome cross all over the jacket.
Chrome right here has a nice little chrome buttons on the back, it says chrome hearts.
I'm about to go. I'm about to go. I'm about to go.
Oh, from the...
Yeah, when we go, I'm gonna go.
Wait, you have a giant shirt on?
Yeah.
New York Giants.
Okay, a little sparkly, banazzo shirt.
Not a bad shot. Not a bad shot.
Someone please burn his jacket.
Like a life out of 6K jacket, I'd be mentioning it every minute.
How do I tell you guys?
this jacket wouldn't even burn it's chrome arts
maybe you want to see it it wouldn't even burn it's chrome
it would honestly probably like neglect the fire
would you do durability test test on your jacket?
call Laze
He's on a plane, probably, or most definitely.
Yeah.
I mean how they're left.
Answer lays now.
Oh, he's not answering.
Are you sure he's on a plane?
FaceTime lays.
I gotta make fun of him for the Packers losing.
Oh, I didn't know that was him.
Bro, why is it so dark in here?
Oh, yeah. Ladies is up at the airport.
At the airport? On the plane.
So he hasn't flown yet?
Maybe, I don't know.
Well, ladies, bro, not answering the phone.
Wait, sir, can we get your phone number so we can...
Yeah, sir.
you
Yes sir.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That's really, that's really, that's really, that's really, that's really...
I'm gonna go wall.
Yeah, yep, and you're wall.
You gonna meet it?
Yeah, I'm gonna meet it.
How much for this ride so I can pay you now?
For this ride, it's 100 dollars.
It's very busy, 100 dollars.
100 dollar?
Yes.
Apple cash?
No, I have a friend more order than I was there.
Apple cash
You don't okay, uh, it's out
I'm gonna tell you
Oh, not it's not the same number as your phone number
Okay, wait, I need to get his cell phone number
It's a $14 jacket
So how much for you to wait there, sir
I told you I don't want to get there. Let's see what I get there okay?
Okay, if you have hour free, after I free, I'm gonna charge $100 an hour.
Okay.
I'll definitely get there.
I'll find it if you want to walk or you want me to drive you.
What's the...
Zell sent.
Sent? Yes, sent.
Maybe a little later. Hey
He won, you're a man.
Yeah, that's Andrew Wall.
Yep.
You should meet his mom Amanda.
And Andrew Wall.
She's a smoke show.
Alright guys.
I got it, thank you.
Now you have my two phone numbers.
Yep, I got both your numbers.
Okay.
One for business, one for private.
Yo Chess, I've seen my government, bro.
And you see what they say to me? I said, because I shot off my lover.
Wait, he's coming over here.
Very busy, and he's here to fight with me, yeah.
I'm busy.
I'm going to call him back, and I shot him off, and he had to...
If that was the lady's gonna call me back, then not answer when I call him back.
I hate people like you.
No, I do not.
That's not true.
I'm streaming.
I'm working, so I don't answer my phone.
But what I'm not streaming?
Yo, Laze won't answer a phone.
Answer.
Oh, he can't handle the heat.
Please, please, can't handle the heat.
What do you mean, mostly?
West of here.
West of here, okay.
I wanna show you now.
Okay.
This is the bridge?
It's a traffic.
No, it's not moving, it's a traffic.
Uh-huh.
Oh, so you got the cheat code.
Now, here's the bridge.
Uh-huh.
I'll drop you off after this bridge.
We need to cross this big bridge?
This is the bridge from here.
You walk there, you will be by that line.
Or do you wanna stay one hour in the car?
So he's saying either one hour in the car or across a bridge
Yeah, let's try to take the bridge right Leaves
Yeah
We're gonna pay for him to wait for us. Yes. Yes. Yes
You want to add an hour like 8 to 11, 3 hours, you need 250, 250 perfect for this for 3 hours.
Yes, we pay once after game, yeah, once we get back in the car.
I'm not sure because it's very busy, I want to shut off, later I go and I park there.
So 250 now. Yes, I need 250 and you cover for 3 hours.
Okay, I love from TV.
At least from 8 to 11, what happens if there's OT?
T
I'ma send 250 right now, sir
So where do where do we get to you? Oh, how do we come to you afterwards?
You know the rising gate receive rising gate. Yeah, you're going to be over a lot there
I will be there waiting and all right chat everyone remember actual where okay, but rising gate chat remember that
Got you just sent the 250
I just told I just told me is that Carson wins is better than Jordan love he's tweaking
So we can get one of those black things dangling all chat these aren't black
these angle these are like these these are like the chrome jacket a little
like sleeves chat it's just chrome it's it's part of the chrome piece it's an
archive it's an archive piece
it's chrome jacket you want to know about a little bit so as you can see
see the details on it are they? look, see this? so that's like all chrome on the side
and then as you can see right here it's a nice little chrome symbol here, these buttons
and this chrome right here and then even down here see this drawstring? just this
drawstring on those $1000 bucks it's chrome. $1000 just this drawstring because it's
chrome. do you know that? it's chrome. yeah, that's cool. we're not wearing
I'm not going to wear a rick to the game.
Rick, did you tell him what happened when we saw the guy?
You guys saw Rick?
Yeah, we met Rick.
We met Rick going.
That ass?
I saw the clip.
No, we met the guy who sold me the pants.
And I said on stream that I was going to return these after.
And he comes up to me and says, you know, there's no returns on the pants.
Oh, shit.
We got 15 minutes.
No, the game starts at 8.15.
Oh.
It might even be 8.25.
What time's the game start?
Am I the only one who looks at scores
and looks at time of games on the fantasy app chat?
You see, androgyn traffic, if you want to stay here,
we have an hour to be there.
Now, I want to go off underneath the bridge.
All right.
10 minutes.
Easy.
Organizing gate great coms up. What's your name, sir?
They call me Mike limo Mike because my middle name Michelle all right Mike
How do we get to the bridge
show you man
we've been here for 20 years come here
and we know all the streets
he knows all the churches
now
shabbat shalom
Andrew
you see these stairs over there
uh
yeah that you do yeah
you go up those and then that's the gate
you go up this is the bridge
yes this is the enter of the bridge
stairs and then bridge
We'll see you in a few hours. Thank you, Mike.
Wait, Darla.
I said so long time before we get this killed.
We gotta go to those stairs.
I need a taxi, Darla.
Let's sit down and then get you a jersey.
Go, please. Go, please.
Wait, I'm up a lot of times.
Wait, I need help walking.
I need help walking.
I need help walking.
I need help walking.
You can have whatever you like!
Yeah!
You're looking down!
Yeah, I can walk faster than you are!
Answer!
Oh, what?
Answer!
Answer!
Answer!
I know you probably won't know, but this right here is where we call the Role of the Hotspots!
That's way too low.
No, it's like, look, it's like two...
You're saying worse fit after this.
Brother, you can't hate on a brother wearing clothes.
But you should have worn your clothes.
What?
You should have worn your clothes, man.
You're not on sides?
You're a grown-up.
Oh, I would have matched my jacket, right?
Yeah.
Give me one sec.
This walk seems like it's going to be very far.
Doesn't look that bad.
Someone asked about your sister.
Someone asked about your sister.
No!
Lacey!
Oh my gosh!
Yeah, this is my sister, yes.
No, stop. Don't do that.
Why didn't you grab my phone?
Where's my phone?
I was like you're gonna...
That's my sister, and I like incest.
Cousin.
It's all my cousins. It's all my sister's.
Hey, do we have to walk on the island?
Yeah.
What happened?
Don't tell me to do this.
Yeah, I don't wanna cross the bridge.
Yes.
If you wanna send it hour of traffic, like Mike said.
Yes!
No.
Get to walking, bro.
You're doing great sweetie!
Sorry guys, real special.
I'm gonna have a handicap section at the state level I think.
Okay?
That guy's like you.
Oh my god, oh my god, he's walking all the way up.
Austin, we always talk.
I see a little bit of cups in here.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
There.
Oh, is that the fridge?
Yep.
Yeah, it's going to come down.
You guys are in the way.
Nice to meet you bro.
Alright.
Shouldn't be that long of a break, right?
I will have a jersey number, I have a phone.
Bessie.
Good job.
Thank you for handing us over.
Bessie.
You don't need them all.
Okay, go away too fast.
Alright.
Man.
I can't bring him back.
It's okay.
Everybody's not gonna slow down.
Alright, we can slow down.
You want a real...
Just relax.
Oh, you're the only thing.
What's up, man? You doing good?
You wanna jump?
I'm gonna drop you down.
Let's go, Giants! Let's go!
Here we go!
Move, little boy!
Wait, is it at the end of the bridge?
There's another bridge!
Oh, it wasn't that.
Is this a joke?
It's true, it's true.
It's true.
It's true.
It's true.
I'm pacing you.
You're chasing me out in your head.
I'm pacing you.
One like the other shouldn't be.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
You're not gonna lie.
If it's not from, get out of my body.
Alright, baby ass.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
All right, busy ass.
I don't need a phone number.
I got a lot of Jason Wingers here on Holy Bone only.
Other city!
Other city!
Oh!
He said that's the right answer.
Oh, man, you're gonna stop.
Yes, you do.
No?
I think I feel your heart is about it.
Yes.
Oh, God.
It's a little hard walking that hill up straight like Grace Hallby.
It's not the most fun thing to do in the whole of...
Come on, go live. I wasn't half bad.
We're already here.
Yes, it is.
The Calvary will still stand a chance against us, y'all!
What's up, bro?
Well done!
Yeah, it's a good day.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man.
I'll be cheering for you.
I'll be cheering for you.
I'll be cheering for you.
I'll be cheering for you.
But, but, Lace, be...
Try running yourself.
No?
I don't think you're gonna bring that in.
It's so important.
Maybe.
Put it in your experience.
I have sports on
Let's put in your jacket pocket or something
Oh my gosh, my first NFL Prime time game!
Uh, section 117.
That's our seats.
I don't know what part of the stadium.
probably oh wait you can buy a jersey there
they can you get jerseys over there
yeah
the fucking jersey that guy got on
Bank? Let's say banks?
Yeah.
RV?
I don't think you can get a Jackson D'Arcy video.
Oh, I love that hat!
I don't see a Jackson D'Arcy.
No one will be selling a Jackson.
No way!
I need to buy a new video.
I need to buy a new video.
Jackson, you're starting to score.
I'm starting to get a Jersey idea.
How you doing, sir, pleasure to meet you.
What's up, man?
Thank you, appreciate you.
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, I don't think they have any jerseys here.
Oh, all right, I'm all right, man.
Watch out.
We'll be down on my phone.
No jerseys?
Do you know where I can get jerseys here in the stadium?
It's right here in the lobby.
It looks like they have time.
It's just going to be a show.
But if you don't care about making the...
It's good, bro.
Okay, thank you. Thank you so much. I'll see you here
Fireworks
Yeah, sorry, I'm not reading chat right now. It's hard to reach out
It doesn't matter what side we are on.
Is this a disabled line?
Why'd you bring the crotch? You're not using it regularly. How are you gonna tell me how to use a crotch son?
I think he's wrong.
I wouldn't mess with the cowboys.
Cowboy games are the most
high grade of the game.
Guys, people are cutting us.
Let's stand up.
I like the cowboys here.
What's wrong with you?
It's real.
It's a fair part of our cowboys.
ten people just cut in front of you
I'll be one for all the men, since you like them so much.
No, no, no.
For Halloween, you should be a nun.
Like a freaking bloody nun.
Someone's going to do this, Chad said,
you're a millionaire.
Skip the line.
That's how it works.
A millionaire.
Skip the line.
How does that even work?
Yeah.
Oh my God, you guys realize?
I think you have to walk up the stairs.
No, there's got to be an elevator.
There's definitely an elevator.
Get a fast pass.
I have to find a jersey.
But you don't need a purse or anything.
Dude, I need you to hold this.
Dude, a pocket.
I'm trying to use my passport.
Whoa, my pockets are located full.
Once we sit down, I'll hold it.
I need a jersey for the bomb eyes.
No, that's how you get out the line, bruh.
Yeah, there's no rush to get in right now.
Look how many people are here for this game.
I feel like NFL has more motion in like international football.
There's more people at this game than there were for a lot of the like World Cup games facts
The chat I went to World Cup games and I'm here at NFL games
NFL definitely has more motion when it comes to fans
Then international football like look around there were not this many people at World Cup games at all
NFL officially has more motion
No it doesn't, yes it does.
Here's another Cowboys. Cowboys are what we call rocks. They look good in the pre-season,
They make a good couple, move into offseason sometimes, but at the end of the day, cowboys will never win.
They're props.
Every year is a cowboys year somehow.
Oh my god.
That's a lot of people that don't take the tape with them.
They do it with the tape.
When you put it in the bag, you know what?
You put it in the bag and that's what I do.
Hi, that's my mother.
She's mother, right?
She's my mother.
What's that about you?
Here you go.
I was thinking, oh, this thing came out.
Yeah.
Okay, we're gonna take it and we're gonna go and see if that's okay.
Let's go by the ocean.
Oh.
Why did this guy take it out of his car?
Actual bomb.
Actual bomb.
We're a mess, Crop.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
I'm not scared of what you're saying.
How do I get this on?
Wait, do I need one of these?
Yeah, of course.
Mike?
What do you mean, Mike?
Mike is fucked? I might have been covered.
Thank you so much, guys, for doing the game.
Is it good now?
I'm sorry.
Good now or no?
Yeah, I was covering it, I was covering it.
I was trying to get the tickets.
Okay.
Come on.
Where's the toilet?
Two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Oh, she's giving me a wheelchair.
Yes, nice!
Hello, how are you, man?
I'm happy by your traction guard,
your team extra-horsed.
No!
Do we have smalls?
Very small, very small.
Small.
We have big smalls.
Oh, inside, okay.
Hello, sir.
Oh, you're asking for quicker?
Alright, let's go!
That's a real race.
I can't walk the race anymore!
I can't walk the race!
I'm not selling I was putting on a hotspot so it lags less you've got masses.
Don't miss a nothing, Raph. Don't miss nothing.
Let's go, Giant!
It's not a film, it's just not a film. I'm talking about it, it's so hard to read it.
It's a beat-up.
Thank you.
I don't know if they all sell on the inside, but it's like, you know what I'm saying?
Do they sell a jersey inside?
No.
No jersey?
All the way outside?
7-4 and then...
7-4, how's the region?
I feel good.
Can you go 7-4, Flank?
Do you want to get at the main pressure of the world here?
All the way outside?
Outside.
Right here.
And it appears to be that bad?
Yes.
All the way out of the building?
Yes.
I can't come through the game without a jersey.
Yeah, you can just buy a jersey off a standstill.
So then I have a chrome jersey.
So here's that.
This chat, this chat was saying,
oh, oh, they have a team store inside.
You guys don't know, you guys haven't been to it.
Well, you're on the 7th floor, right?
7th floor.
7th floor.
7th floor.
I
They're showing them in the walk
It smells like chocolate. It smells good.
Is it making?
It's making.
I got you a quarter second practice bottle.
You don't even want to mess with chicken.
Fine.
We're here.
I like it so much.
Try it.
Push.
Oh, look at the jerseys!
Where we can buy a jersey right here?
I see a dart shirt.
Can I please buy a Jackson dart shirt?
Jackson, Jackson, Jackson, Jackson dart shirt?
Okay, what about a Malik neighbor?
I'll do Malik neighbors.
I'll do Malik neighbours.
I'll do a large.
I'll do a large.
Okay I'll do a large.
I'll do a large.
What happened?
Yeah.
Okay what do you want?
Sir can I have you in a second.
The log cart on the top shelf.
Yes.
Thank you.
Second, the last time on the top shelf.
Yes! Thank you!
Can I also perform for you please?
And can I also please do a polaroff?
Sure.
Yes, please.
Oh, no.
I spent like 20 bucks.
Thank you.
Oh, no, Max. It's not necessary.
Alright.
How much do we got?
Fuckin' $2.
What the fuck?
What is that?
Oh, it's only $2.
That's candy.
No!
Okay.
What am I doing?
Thank you.
Oh, I'll take it back.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
23 to over the phone finger.
Get your hands.
Are you ready?
What section are we?
Section 17, Row 2, seat 2019-18.
How many make sense?
17, bro, two.
17?
Section 17.
No, 117, sorry.
117.
To a fucking little height.
You're making me lose the ball.
The score is 1-17.
The arm handle will run away.
Oh, you were right here.
Come on, let's do it.
One, two, three, four.
You're so close we are
you
you
you
you
you
you
Let's go Tigers!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Oh wow!
Look at Jackson Bell right there!
Yeah, it's gonna cut in and out, because when people start using their phone...
I gotta be careful.
Connect to the left side.
Two.
You know my drill this season?
Watch out, be careful. I'm sorry.
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah!
Do you want to move these?
Oh, no.
That's the team!
3-0 39! Come on, Giants! These cowgirls ain't got shit on us!
First down!
First down!
First down!
How am I going to make it?
Yeah!
They're pulling for it!
Come on, Giants!
He's not gonna fight.
He's not calling life!
He's not calling life!
Yeah!
Little bitch!
Little bitch!
Little bitch!
Fuck that!
Get it!
It's not a mark! That's not a mark!
I'm a giant fan! I'm from New York!
I'm from New York!
Do we have a discount on you?
It's a long section.
It's a long, funny town.
Oh, in New York, son.
Wow!
I can't do too much this game with no time.
Wow!
Wow!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Whoo!
Yeah, that's right.
You gotta do it.
I don't got much space for my uniform, you know, Shag?
I don't need to send the eggs!
Let's go Giants!
Yo, if Giants score the first half, I get to watch it wait here.
Imagine my league neighbors back at the end of the game.
Now you ought to be the Giants, man. Doesn't he gel some Giants there?
She's from Staten Island. I'm from the Bronx. So obviously I'm going to be a Giants head son.
Neighbors, is it? I see him on the field. I see my neighbors on the field.
Good run, Stats! Good run, Stats!
Name one street from the Bronx?
Flaws. Flaws.
I mean, bro, Shyamalan is the life, bro.
Like, I don't, I don't get everyone will say,
was sad football game this close to a field prime time this is insane it's
crazy
that's the first right? it's gotta be the first it's gotta be the first
I just saw you on TV
I got to get on TV.
Yo, you guys are watching the game on TV.
Let me know if you've seen me.
Alright, now you guys are live.
What a little touch.
What's up, bro? Hey!
Can you get me on TV?
I'm not on TV.
Can you get me on TV?
Do some of them.
That's what I smell here.
Smells good.
He did not catch me on a jumbo truck, digging for gold.
Yeah, they're in commercials.
Yeah! Get him a leak! Get him a leak!
That's the butterfly receiver won!
Yeah, we now have a second and one of them from the 36th.
Yes, channel, the Giants here, you guys did not know, the Giants here.
This is what's up in here.
That's what's right there.
We'll put it right this way.
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, okay.
Where's your cross?
Put it out there.
He's a big giant, baby.
Wait, wait.
Wait, no, that's gonna hit the giant.
He's gonna put a belt to ask right now.
The giant's gonna put a belt to ask right now.
Woo!
Woo!
Let's go!
First down, 20, 21.
It's not finding. It's not finding.
It's not finding.
It's not finding.
It's not finding.
Chance, I'm gonna find it.
At that.
That's what I see.
Oh
Come on
What's your tiktok sir?
What's your tiktok?
Oh wait, that's not what you're live on?
Live on Facebook?
Oh, shit.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
All good, folks!
All good!
Now it's first down again.
Now it's first down again.
It's the first time in, it's $10 to get the next one down.
It's hard, very deep.
Yeah, but it was based on life.
Yeah, it is.
We think it's the best.
I didn't know Chad had the jets on him like that.
Oh, that's crazy.
Hey, you're going to eject him out of the game.
Oh, my God, he went right here.
Here we go, Chad.
They're right here.
That's what I'm really bad at.
Let's go!
Where's this guy's car?
What the fuck are you guys doing?
Let's go, baby!
Yeah!
Oh, get rid of that. It smells like shit.
Oh, get rid of it. It smells so bad over here.
He had the new iPhone flip.
It might be the iPhone below.
Second and seventh.
I see like, oh my god, no leaks right here.
He's got to run it out, out, in your touch.
I want this. Right in front of our eyes.
Why would you run, Lou?
Go, Scott!
Go, run, Scott!
I really think they score a touchdown here.
Yes, I'm standing up, I can stand up for a little bit.
I should feel this baby, I don't have to.
You're going to lose.
What's going on?
What happened?
I don't like that sound, I don't get it at all.
Wait, so Jack, do you guys all have a commercial right now?
You got it!
You got it!
Son.
Okay, you guys have a time out right now.
I've got to stay on the tracks and do a task.
They're here.
They're over.
No, they come out.
Wait, when do the Cowgirls come out?
The Cowgirls are out right now.
They're on defense.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No!
Wait, why are the giants kinda nice?
Whoa, that's a TV movie, Big Ray.
How much Big Ray you can make on chat?
Touchdown. Touchdown for the net.
Here we go. Here we go. Stand touchdown.
Come on, touchdown.
Touchdown.
Let's go, giants!
Oh my God, first drive?
Come on, first drive!
Chad, not gonna get banned, man. You can't get banned.
No! No!
He breaks! He breaks! He breaks!
I
There's a lot of TV
Let's go!
What's the flag?
Deep breath!
Deep breath!
We're going to return to the first stop of the month.
It's easy.
Yeah!
Yo, Kato, how do it?
This is not your season.
Yeah!
My team was down by a touchdown, and they seem to qualify for this.
Come on!
Yeah!
That's a good one, no low-teens.
Go, Reese.
There's the Super Bowl, guys, you heard this.
667.
667.
67.
Fuck, wow.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah, Stevie!
We're going, Stevie!
We're going, boy!
He's a bum-ass refs.
Bro, 89 is a crump. I always keep catching them off.
She's a crump.
89 should be in the NFL.
Go, go, go!
Woo!
I mean, a dope.
Oh!
There's no reason for that, right?
It's really dark.
Come on, come on.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Go, Harley, tighten me up, you're a cowboy, stand to the shot.
I wanna see something.
I want to see on a cowboy pants in the camera.
They're coming down!
I'm so sorry for all the cowboy pants.
Oh, how did he get that?
I'm gonna fucking lose that.
I'm really gonna fucking lose that.
Wait a minute, what are you talking about?
Uh, uh, uh, a little puppy?
We're gonna have to help you.
What's the math on that?
How is that going on now?
Nice throw Jack!
Nice throw buddy!
come on
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Get him! Get him!
Get him!
Pick it!
Pick it!
Get a bucket of fucking popcorn for the game!
Oh my god
Why do you move the Giants
Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Let's move it out of the way!
That'll be long!
you
you
you
you
you
You
Come on, first yeah, I'm not gonna lie, Cowboys probably got bottom three defense and a hole in a feather.
Oh, Jackson, Jackson, where are we throwing that shoe?
You're re-growing that too!
Second attempt by the twenty-two.
That's a f-start to leave?
Push up, push up, push up, push up, push up, push up, push up.
I'm gonna tell everybody, if I tell everybody, everybody to leave.
Go ahead.
31, come on.
This is the end of the first quarter.
Okay, not about first quarter for the Giants.
Oh, just keep your eyes on me.
Whoa.
I think we're going to have another piece going on.
The job is probably going to have right now.
The end of the first.
Get high on it.
I don't know how he had me!
Let's go!
Hey!
Hey!
Come on up!
Let's eat!
I was on the juggletron! I was on there!
Yeah!
Can't even do nothing to him!
Oh, hold on!
Isn't that one song?
Bust it down on my face!
Turn it down a little.
Come on, turn it up.
I mean radio
I don't know how it happened.
No, no, no, no.
I have that.
And I put you around me, bro.
I'm a white-eyed ammonia.
I'm a white-eyed ammonia.
Game of 1, 2, and 9, from a 37.
That was true.
Someone's got to be an asshole.
Wait, I don't get to see the Giants coming score.
Please, can the Cowboys score a score?
I think it's tough shall we, I don't know where I am.
I like it, but like a lot less.
Let's go, baby!
I am a lake!
No way. No way. Go for it. Go for it.
Where the little boy?
Whoa!
John
John
Hunt it
Get back
Get a nice shot
Get a 50 yard field goal from my fantasy team
Not a match out
And then score another 5 shot, alright?
What is that wobbly ass punt?
Oh my god
Oh yeah!
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
Is that the whole offense?
Oh, my God!
Turn it down!
Oh, my God!
Turn it down!
Turn it down!
Let's go, you guys!
Take people to self-poking games!
Oh!
Oh my gosh!
Ah!
Pickens!
Both Pickens, catch that!
I have you in my forlain!
You can't jump in like that!
Oh my gosh!
Where? Where?
Yeah, that's not a passenger variance.
Very quick, not.
Oh my god, pick is one on one?
Yeah, if you wanna see that.
What is that?
Oh, yeah!
That weak ass play, bro!
Keep the field going right now!
Now comes, now comes!
Come on!
So we gotta stop running the ball.
Like, the Giants have the second best run defense in the NFL behind the Steelers.
They gotta stop running the ball.
So you made a whole announcement video just sitting there standing.
Do you want me to play in the game?
What is it like, what?
One second now, come on.
He heard it all!
Woo-hoo!
It's time for us to see who the funny guy is.
You like it?
It's time for a picture.
Alright, turn down. Turn down.
Keeps her down for us here. Keeps her down for us.
No, no, the only first down is the Cowboys have gotten his penalties.
Hey, Red, open your eyes!
I'm not going to lie! That's a fair call, Pierce.
Nice! Nice!
It's not a Lacey Gerson.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Oh!
Oh
You guys want to say touchdown lol guess what I'm at the game
It's not a touchdown. It's going to come back. Watch this. Watch.
Watch that. Watch.
Are you looking at it?
It's going to come back at it. It's not a touchdown.
I can see you. I can see you right there. I have no delay.
What are you doing up there?
So, you guys, the cowboys were at the one gathering, and they ran away.
But his elbow was right there.
His elbow hit the ground in the middle of the ball.
The ball has been crossed, the white ends are crossed, before the player goes down.
You understand?
It's not a touchdown, what world is that a touchdown son?
It's like I've only ever seen a skeleton.
I've never seen a skeleton.
You landed!
Cowboys better than you throw down the field?
Hey guys!
The Cowboys have not tried down the field, but rather throw down the field.
Congratulations, Cowboys!
C.D. right there!
C.D. touchdown right there!
It's still cool to see it right there, though.
That was sick. That was sick.
Right in front of my face, but not a mashup.
We have to see this.
Go tell Will, your actual retard.
So when the game starts, you have to have five months to get back to your game.
I'm presenting for the game and five seconds to get started.
I've been doing it.
Now we're going.
I'm telling people have to have some time to begin.
Now you're going to have to have some time.
I think I'm back.
I think I'm back.
I think I'm back.
I think I'm back.
I think I'm back.
So, what was this?
How is there three past three?
What CD did not really push off on that touch?
Hey Raph!
Congratulations on giving the Cowboys the game!
Let's all work, let's all work!
The answers are all created by each other.
We've been working together for thirty-three years.
We've seen it and we want to have the answers!
That is what we're making the same name.
We are the children of the people of the free world.
Oh, they're getting out of the world!
Go New York! Go! Go! Go New York! Go!
Are you ready?
What's happening to us?
You're the only one you can
Bring all that kitchen
Throw it up the couch
Don't say a thing
I'm practicing very hard
So keep moving your hands
It's just a test
I've never been
Never been this bad
So come down
Come down
Come meet your style
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on my side
Yo, and I'm gonna fake it.
No!
Hey!
Yo, these refs are hoeing us!
I have something to say about 41.
Look at that, you guys!
The refs are selling our game!
They're selling our game!
Here's your coffee, Calvin.
Here's your tea.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, my friend.
Thank you, my friend.
I've started the fucking 15 yard line. It doesn't matter. It's no match for Jackson
It's the first game I've spent money on this entire season.
And I have him on the Giants.
She's hot dog, too.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
That's the first down, baby.
Move!
Make it 16-1.
Hope for your health.
I feel like in another life, I'm at an airport.
I feel like I can handle the pressure.
They hit the roof.
I feel like in another life, I'm someone else.
I'm going to tell you all this right now.
My athleticism and my throwing ability,
ability? If I was a little taller I can get NFL quarterback.
Hey!
Hey!
Is that a catch?
Hell of a throw!
Hell of a throw!
Who did this thing?
I would have caught that.
Oh, tell us anything.
Oh, my God.
OBJ's anything about third and 10.
Roll the aura, lining up.
Big game.
Team, team!
That's what we do!
That's a first down, big move!
You should review that each stadium's food at halftime.
There's all that fuel.
This might take a while in line.
It'd be very hectic out there, so we'd probably halftime.
Maybe I do it during the third quarter?
Fourth.
Yeah, try a third quarter.
No one said that?
I swear to God, chance of life, something to do with us.
I'm gonna get food now.
Oh, and then we do it during half-time?
That's actually not a bad idea.
So you right now go get everything?
I'm going to call the phone.
Or I'm gonna step in.
Where are you gonna step in?
Step in, step in.
So, what are you gonna get exactly?
Brawler, burger hot dog, brawler.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
How is that a question?
Chatham called some voters.
Low bit rate.
Yo, I'm saying what's good to all the game people in chat.
Say hi back.
They thunder!
the game.
Mike Tomlin's right there.
That's Mike Tomlin.
He's a whole Steeler's coach.
He's a legend.
Yes! Mike!
Mike!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
I like that energy
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
We're gonna put your hands on that couch!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm down let's do it.
I'm not picking up my nose. I look like a grown man child.
He's got a stiffy.
Chad I'm not hard.
I know
Nice
Third down here
Oh
What is this I got hot dog pretzel fried meatballs and
What
I need this water.
Oh, you want a water?
Why is the water, why is the water taste like that?
Ground? Ground water?
The beer's ground.
No chicken tenders?
Anyhow, chicken tenders are not good.
Alright.
So guys, shall we throw out some actually?
Actually, yeah, that was awesome.
How much do you say?
Wait, it's only been a minute and a half since I left?
It's how the last two minutes of the second and fourth quarter
honored for part of it.
Oh, damn.
Do you have that other phone?
What?
Do you have that other phone, right?
Do you know if you can keep it up, though?
Why'd you go so deep off, chide,
and what do you mean, you're a badass?
You got soda, and I ordered a soda?
No.
I just assumed like you would want soda.
No, I wanted a water.
You wanted a water.
Yes, I did indeed.
No, the giants are good!
The giants are good!
You have your passport, right?
Hey, you have your passport, right?
My passport? No, you do.
If you didn't give me your passport.
Excuse my chrome.
Jack, a little fun fact for you guys? You don't know nothing about hell in this show?
Oh my God!
Jackson's throwing darts!
Stay blue!
Listen, little fun fact, you guys don't know about health in this chat.
Soda is just water with a little bit of added stuff in it, so I'm basically drinking water.
I'm trying to try that pretzel.
We have to cry.
Let's get out of this, man.
Can you two want to see us, one, two?
Or should we?
Oh ho ho ho...
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17-
That's not good.
That's not good.
That's not good.
17 yards.
He has 4 drops.
Let's go!
Team time!
Big ball!
Come on!
You never had a zipline?
Excuse me guys.
Sorry.
Thank you.
I have to realize the problem is...
5, 6, 7,
Come on, man!
Get going!
Hey!
Hey, I'm not fighting at all!
I need to get you to my new club!
I can't wait to see you.
That's all right.
What's that?
I can't see it.
No, the guy is there!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it, son of a...
I'm a giant fan!
He's got his butt!
I see him in the dark, he's got his fork after the needle!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get off me!
I'm on my way to set the water in the headlight.
Headlight?
I'm on the Wolverine staff right now.
For my need, I'm sitting right now.
Yeah, help me, please.
I'm on my way to set the water in the headlight.
Hey Jack!
Can I get a reach piece from the water?
Hey Jack, did I get to reach me from the football table again?
What are the top five feelings in the world?
Is your team scoring in the last minute of the half?
Let's go!
And then getting the ball in is the half of the ball to Pete.
Let's go!
Oh no, oh god.
Oh ho!
Are they about to kneel it or what?
I'm not gonna fix it
No tripods killing me.
Listen, here's the thing, here's the thing.
If you were going to drop the camera again,
I'm going to dock half your paper money.
Oh, guess what, you just lost it all.
Oh, now you're making this. Now you owe me money.
Are they going to go for a little hell-marry?
Hell-marry.
So they're gonna throw them all all the way there into the end zone to try to get the last second touch.
It's like a plus for me.
Now what team do you guys think has the best atmosphere in the hell?
Hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell.
Hell yeah.
What, they're not the one for it?
That's just the way it is.
Bears? I think you're gonna sleep on the stairs though.
I don't know. I feel like the kids for it does.
Here we go! Look at them lining up for the Hail Mary! Here it is! Tax bottle unload all over us!
Wait, they ran it?
Oh, there it goes!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Let's go, Giants.
Let's go, Giants.
Let's go, Giants.
There you go.
Yes, come on.
Come on.
Please, we can't sit here and say hello, just tell them no.
Guys, I'm gonna wait till I end the game.
I'm gonna wait till I end the game, please.
End of the game, please.
End of the game, end of the game.
Alright now at the end of the game we throw out that exit.
Charge your money, get my ticket smash!
Oh my god, my tumblin'!
Alright guys, we have a MetLife Muffin at halftime.
First thing we have, you gotta try the MetLife Hot Dog.
Now, personally, I'm a big hot dog guy.
Little catch of a mustard and a small bite.
You're such a, you're such a retard.
I know, I left a school with you.
Yeah, you're dumbass.
Is that Marcus Chad?
Not to the end of the game.
Yeah, but I'm walking out.
Guys, after the game, after the game, after the game.
Okay, next up...
What is this?
Oh wait.
Quick intermission at the buck bang.
We have a half time, two to half time.
Okay, let's watch the shop, we should go ahead and show them.
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
We can't roll eyes quickly!
We can't take pictures!
We can't take pictures!
We can't take pictures!
We're in the dump!
Mike! Mike! Mike!
So, I'm on the asphalt.
You guys want to take pictures for 30 minutes?
They know. We're trying to watch the game.
After the game, after the game, after the game.
They're on it.
On a pretzel?
Yeah.
Yes.
They're tripping.
OK.
It's a honey mustard.
I don't think it's spicy.
Spicy.
Brown mustard on a pretzel?
Sunny.
It's so good.
I love it.
It's all thanks to me!
What is this power?
You want to kill the fucker?
This is how I touch him.
I'll finish your mukbang.
Okay. Next up in the mukbang, this is a...
So every NFL stadium has a signature food.
At that life, they have here...
What is it? Fried meatballs? Fried meatballs, right?
With vodka sauce!
Now that right there?
That's good.
I
That's Vodka Sauce!
That's Vodka Sauce!
Where to now?
No Vodka Sauce!
No! I'm spinning! I'm spinning!
Oh, no, wait, wait!
I can't see me!
That's why I was here last time.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I swear to the public I'm not an uproar!
I swear to the public I'm not an uproar!
That's actually, that's what I understand, I don't know that's like 8 years of my life
I watched Mike's on a little TV and he's like 15 feet away from me.
Alright.
You don't want that slow, you don't want that slow.
Zeppelin.
A Zeppelin?
Hey, cock!
Actors again!
Yo, you know what that tastes like?
Tastes like elephant cock.
You got it?
Tastes like elephant cock.
What the fuck is elephant cock?
You ever had an elven cock out of there?
Wow, that works really well.
I'm chatting you that fast.
You gotta do a great job.
Let's go, J-Bus!
What the hell's in my mouth, giants?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Hey babe at the game right now
I'll tell you what I'm done. We could face time tonight and figure out what we're gonna do and hang out tomorrow
Okay
I
Go throw it out
This is Mike, in my shadow.
First-time chatter this tape.
Oh, big Mike.
Thank you Mike.
Hey, what's up, man?
How you doing?
Go, go, go!
Hands up!
Guys, is that a five?
Go!
That's a first down.
KK Blue.
Thank you, bro!
All 38.
He dead-ass, right?
Come on.
Hands up.
Hands up, come on.
You're not safe here with a hot bra.
Okay.
Don't make no way I have to eat it brother. I have to eat it bro.
If you were hanging out with all your friends, and they all got picked except you, you'd be
sad if you were alone with that.
Now you're right.
Gotta take them.
After the game.
This LFACCon is fucking wet.
This elephant con is fucking wet.
We got to get his apple here, I want to tip him for being good security and helping me
There's a lot of security at the game, they don't even really care.
Yeah, I don't think that scary is not going to be as cool next time.
Nice to meet you, Ralph.
I know the giants were going to be this good this season.
They look good, or are the cowboys just...
Oh my god!
The cowboys just...
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
The cowboys just...
Oh my god!
That's a first now, Big Blue!
How much, how much, how much do you think it is?
$1.29
$1.50
There's a massive amount of guys down there.
I heard a chill.
You got a new number, say it's a code.
It's up.
It's up.
It's up.
It's up.
It's up.
It's up.
There you go.
It's up.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate it.
10 hours for 4 hours, starting to get like 100 bucks, give him some of the Twitter or
a tip, pay him double what he's gonna get paid to be here, feelin' that's fierce.
That's a force down, baby.
Move.
Another giant exo touchdown.
Normally, you'll take that to the trash.
Is that the trash I've never known?
I think he does.
I don't know.
I think Dart runs it in here.
Let's go, Gaius!
Let's go, Gaius!
Let's go Giants!
Let's go Giants!
Hey, you missed it!
Hey, you missed it!
Garret! Garret!
Roll it fast! Focus that!
Launch one deep, neighbors! One hit and catch!
Whoa!
Right there!
Yeah, you missed it!
Yeah!
Nine minus.
Here we go!
Come on!
I got Scats a monster! Who's an animal?
Scat a good bull carrier.
Is there a problem?
They're realistically being scat of similar body types.
Why is he laughing at me?
Why is he laughing at the cat who's dying?
We're all not even lying!
Second down to nine.
What percentage body fat is that?
Two and a half. I've said five and ten.
Ten? Okay. Got like fifteen on me.
Here's one here.
I'm sixteen percent body fat.
Yeah, no.
Just down there, Mr. Scott.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Move! Go! Change!
Let's go.
The neighborhood's going crazy.
He wasn't supposed to play today.
Why is 45-1?
Oh, right up, right up, right up, right up, right up.
Let's go, Scott.
There, run, Scott.
Good job, Scott.
Good job, Scott.
Malik, can I get a picture?
Wait, was I on TV doing this to you, was that it?
You're making fun of me!
It's not you were on TV!
I'm not!
I'm not!
Let go!
Let go!
We're going to the Super Bowl!
Wait, someone clip me! Someone clip me!
Someone clip me!
I'm posting it now!
You're right to be doing the scuba!
I really do this through your stage shape!
Hey, hey, we put him down to ass on the ramp.
Oh, yes, we are.
Oh, yes, we are.
And then Razzles gets a chance to get to us.
Oh, yes, we are.
And then Dan and Razzles about.
He's going to shoot us in the air.
Ah!
What?
Ow!
Let's go!
New York City!
Ah!
New York City!
Let's go!
Who's gonna tell him?
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Wait, Marlin answers!
Hey, baby boo!
Can't wait to see you tonight
to see me this 13-inch M3!
Come on, let's get it!
Perfect defeat!
Come on!
You know what I'm saying?
How you doing, man?
I'm fucking going!
Yo, you get a flick and then I'm calling out someone.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
You want a flick, man?
Yo, clavicular!
Let's box, bro!
Let's box!
I pulled out one!
I don't think he won that, bro!
Are you serious?
You should have made it to the end, bro!
I thought you were some boy!
Huh?
How's that?
Yeah!
I need to see that!
I'll let y'all are trollin' me!
No!
No!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
It was dark, not you.
She don't like me!
No!
No!
No!
No!
A.C.D. congratulations on your second catch of the game.
You got to have a 200 yard season son.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
First down, for me.
Foul two!
Yeah, I don't care what y'all say.
CD's not the top player she's ever been.
I can see you right now and maybe on 10 receivers better than C.D.
Justin Jefferson, Auburn State Round, Jackson, Sweden, Jigba, Jabar Chase, Malik neighbors,
War's Pickens!
AJ Brown!
Hookah!
He came back, huh?
Chris Alame, there's 10 out of them in the City Land.
The end takes a little bit of time, but we'll see you in the next video.
What are they doing out there?
Go down by me.
Don't know you, yes.
Yes, I do.
But actually, yes.
I found a flying board.
Stay down.
Here we go.
No, I don't want to see a touchdown on that side of the field.
Yo, Giants, what's going on with the defense in here?
Here we go.
Oh my God.
Is that George?
It's a good note, huh?
Lights?
Oh, these rats, uh, CDLM hasn't got a single pass, bro.
It's all passing the barriers.
It's just blowing me, bro.
I'm getting the blowjob live.
I'm getting the blowjob live.
I'm getting the blowjob live.
I'm getting the blowjob live.
I'm getting the blowjob live.
I'm getting the blowjob live.
I'm getting the poach on life.
How many yards does CD have?
I'm not CD Jordan's coach.
That's your coach, man. Come on.
I need a 40 yard hat from George Pickings.
Geez, brother, geez.
Bendy, help!
Stop running the ball, dude!
Yo, is there any chance George Pickings gets 40 yards?
I
Hey, we got a big thug down here!
Big thug down!
Oh
Damn, you know I'm craving right now. I'm sure I'm craving a chocolate chip cookie
I wish I had a cookie, Jack.
I don't know why I didn't even know that.
I wish I had a cookie right now.
What?
What?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
That's an underground wall!
What?
What son?
Hey!
I'm not alive!
Hey, CD-Lamb, you are officially the SGA of the NFL. Congratulations, brother.
You look so good on a sweaty and hot, and he's gonna love you.
I bet Darla wants to lick the swell for him.
Someone will chass it out.
Go on, chass him out.
That is what it is, and it continues to bust you by and acts as that perennian helper.
This past week, it commemorates the 27th anniversary of 9-11.
I'm checking those waters!
9-11 is an evening meal, acts of end-to-end spent by a stadium.
It's been a good 9-11 week.
A miracle for the Indian civilization.
All of the events were transformed.
The anniversary of one of America's darkest days in history.
I literally just need George to pick us down.
I need to pick him to have a four yard quarter.
Let's get him to identify America's best individual, the famous partner of the Dragons.
Hey!
Okay!
Alright!
Alright!
Alright!
I'm out!
That's Aoki!
Aoki!
Aoki!
Aoki!
Aoki!
I want to revenge the past, uh, revenge the past.
No, I want you to probably...
Okay, man, yeah.
The American Express Guard.
We're jumping to the limit.
There's nothing but war.
We're looking out the door to peace.
They start to take shelter.
They kill the people.
We're talking for a moment.
One, two, three.
We're talking for a moment.
We're talking for a moment.
We're talking for a moment.
How to be for a quarter chat cinema incoming
He's doing tricks with the ball this year.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I don't know if we had Aaron Rodgers, we'd be in a better position, the Giants.
I think he's the best quarterback in the league, you know what, I'd give it to you man.
If that's the case, yeah, that's the best that's got any feelings here, yep, yep.
And it did me too. I think so, too. I think so, too.
Is someone hurt? Is there a Giants player? Oh, is it?
Probably a player. Oh, I'm not someone's hurt.
Prayer's in the chat, prayer's in the chat.
There's a team, man.
I would make you hold my pocket if you were in prison.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Don't lose touch, I've been to my cat that he's gonna fuck my shit.
What am I doing?
This is a whole nagging.
So this one here is a very important job.
The Giants need to score points here.
Go Dork!
Thanks for joining us here here.
New York! New York!
Here's a third down to one.
From the 44.
Because here's the thing, if the Giants hold the screen, then the Cowboys get the ball back
and they can tie it up and have all momentum with us again.
She doesn't give a fuck.
Right.
She does.
She cares about football.
She doesn't give a fuck about football.
Act like she cares because she knows I care.
I don't understand it. I don't understand it.
I don't understand it.
You know what?
What are these nights?
You can sit down for like three hours
and I'll explain everything with the body.
I know you don't know.
Let's go, Kennedy!
Oh!
Jackson darts him.
I gotta say, Jackson darts him.
You force her to watch football?
Yes.
She's forced to watch football every Sunday now.
Second down to two.
Ball to Dallas 46.
For most of my life.
Because if you think there's a chance in hell,
there's going to be a single Sunday
where the Steelers game isn't on.
Jack Sundar.
I'm on your page!
Oh my God!
I'm on your for you page!
It is lit!
Oh!
I'm on your page!
Oh my God!
I'm on your for you page!
It is lit!
Oh!
I'm on your page!
Oh my God!
We made it to the end of the whole thing for you page!
Oh my God!
This is bullshit!
I'm gonna hold this on the other basket.
Hold it on the other?
He's gonna be a little out of it.
He's gonna be out of the water.
He's gonna be out of the water.
You know what I'm saying?
I need you to give me a call.
I'm coming, sweetie.
Elprin, Elprin, Elprin.
We're average in one TD and cooking for us.
You're average in one TD.
Why is my hair flat? I got a buzz.
Here's two tires. Let's go, Giants! Let's go, Giants! Let's go, Giants!
Okay, that's close.
We did it, Jack!
Your sister looks good, thank you!
My sister's hot.
Nothing!
W. Sibleys.
What do you mean?
So, the giant are trying to escape.
What the fuck?
I'm escaping this game.
Hey, cowgirl fans!
Your guys team sucks this year!
I said the cowgirls suck this year!
What a rockin' roll, all night!
Stop! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh, stop! That person's playing it!
Yes, this is a game that the company earns today,
having to play another two-kits ball like if they don't make it.
Ten.
Okay, okay.
But they don't make you feel good.
Okay.
Thank you.
And a field goal, you get three points.
W first game.
Is he much boys?
I don't like boys, I just like dick.
Yo, did the refs forget the day of flags?
Yeah, you can have a seat in the city,
turn with a stop on the station on the farm side.
Second? Second on the 17th.
Second on the 17th.
You broke a new bottle.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, brother.
Have a seat up, brother.
Appreciate it, brother. Appreciate you, brother.
God bless you.
Chad, it's not the game.
I saw the game behind me, that's a, that's a YouTube video.
Nice, Malik!
Keep that clock running!
The unable black curtain, eight from twenty-seven.
Tel Aviv coming, what?
The league neighbor six catches 69 yards only if you had two less than sixty seven
What was leaving at 11?
Hold on, Chad, listen to this.
How'd that smell, Chad?
Oh.
Hey!
Here we go.
If they score here, it's OB.
If it was, okay, now they have three,
we have this to score, right?
Two, and then the third, yeah.
It's first down so they have basically they have three dollars to get a total of $10.
And that's all?
Yes.
I'm sorry about that.
I am not taking it at all.
Second or do they have four dollars?
Yes.
But the last one they can choose to take it?
Yes.
I understand.
So, on both sides of the field, it's the same thing.
I just don't understand what it says, like, third and tenth, or third and, like, fourth.
The number means the yards they have to get to get a first half.
What if there's third time trying today?
So now it's got to be third and three maybe nice true nice you got any water
You got me a water?
I got some water.
Put that nice little water here, hold on.
Wait, let's just come in.
Just come inside me.
I didn't mean it like...
I didn't want him to like fuck me.
I'm in the eye.
Yeah, yeah.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Say alright.
Yes!
Again!
Yeah!
Nice!
Woo!
Go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Might be a hard day!
Giant's to win the Super Bowl!
Oh, yeah!
We can win the Super Bowl!
Let's go, guys!
you
you
you
you
you
I tell her she looks beautiful in every single day, that's a basic honor, can I see something different?
They're over it, game's over it.
Let's go!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Come off, come off, please.
Another shot.
There it is!
Let's go, Jordan!
Let's go, Giants!
Let's go, Giants!
Let's go, Giants!
Let's go, Giants!
I don't know the count is going to have a clash.
Are they really? I know you guys are cowboys fans of the chapel. I'll be honest, this
season is not your guy season. Until the cowboys get rid of that press dog and get
at least that button, that quarterback dollar, not winning a sweepball.
Sorry to be the bearer of that news field.
Cowboys, be interested in making a quarterback like Aaron Godman for such a day.
I don't think you're not safe.
You're not safe.
What kind of fucking...
Oh, my God!
My boy!
There you go!
Yeah!
He loves me!
That's what I do.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Nice try!
It's hard to believe!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wait, that was... that was John Ennis?
Well, you passed away.
Oh, is there somewhere to check or say?
I need George to do something.
George, do you do anything, bro?
anything though like what do you even do out there
Who knows what's in that soft spot?
You gotta have more knowledge to know that.
You gotta catch that you bum bitch!
It's time to kill the beginning!
Come on Giants!
Come on Giants!
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
I don't know what that's going to look like.
I don't know what that's going to look like.
Why are you in a suite?
Honestly, rude.
Why aren't you in a sweet, honestly rude?
It's just not as fun for me.
I like interacting with the fans
and being around like the fans.
It's better to watch the games than me.
Than being like in a sweet by myself.
But I am gonna be in a couple speeds at some games.
It's just not as fun.
You don't get to see this.
You don't get to see it.
You don't get to see the touchdown.
You don't go right in front of your face.
That's more like it.
That's more like it.
That's more like it.
That's more like it.
More like it.
No way the Giants lose this game right? No way
Surely they call that fight
We're headed up, it doesn't matter how long the extra point is, it'll give me 80 yards of drilling.
Now why not? I think I can get a 6.2 us.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I was in bad eye life.
I was in bad eye life, I was on the street and tell him that I have offers to play D1 football
and basketball.
But I'm healthy again, she actually believes me.
He's not in good health.
At least me and Rex are athletes.
She doesn't believe you yet, okay?
They're saying you don't believe me, do you believe that?
I told you I have offers to play with.
Game 1-29, 70-9.
Told you, chap.
Stop playing with your mathy.
Superhuman mathy.
Superhuman.
Can you catch that?
No way we throw this gate!
Yes, we, yes.
I said no, it's no, no, no.
This is important.
If they don't get this, how will we go about it?
Oh, yeah, likely! Oh, yeah, likely!
Hey!
No, Jackson, don't expect that on the bar!
Why were you in your leg missed by one leg, bro?
Why did I trust George Pickett's bum ass?
Wait, Jacob, are you a cowboy statement?
Fuckin' son of a bitch, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Also, more than a second there.
Learn a little bit about the game.
We are.
Just make sure you get the ball.
Yeah.
Just make sure you get the ball.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just because you never know like before you start putting in like seedy land over on
yarns that's a lie you never want to do.
I'm going to see the opposite of what you're doing.
There's...
I'm going to make a long profit, to be honest.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Okay, okay.
Just wait till my bed hits today.
What do you think, people? Genuinely?
All right, that's your question, bro.
When you see this tattoo, what's the first thing you think?
That's a hard stop, huh?
Come on.
Yeah, me and Ted.
Actually, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, me too.
Actually, thank you.
Appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
That's a grown man, by the way.
Thank you.
So silly.
You'll be clean by the time.
Oh, you got a tiny.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, this is a huge turn down.
Scat 16, 70 yards and a touchdown, it's my type of sound right there.
They see the shot. I'm looking sharp. Thank you.
Wow!
Wow!
Cowboys suck!
That's the game boys!
Let's go giants! I told y'all not to curse!
Police! Oh, no!
Can you get out of here?
It's over! It's over!
I'm going to head sorry.
Head sorry with my crotch, come on!
Go ahead and go, baby!
Go ahead and go!
Take it!
All of those guys got like 10% percent of what I first gave out.
It's pretty cool if I do this.
Got one?
Yeah.
We got one.
We got one.
We got one.
We got one.
Chad, we gave security money.
Listen to these guys.
You have the other phone, right?
Good about the phone?
It was low key where we came in at, no?
Was it not where we came in at?
We didn't find the elevator, you can't take it.
Okay, let's just go out the same way.
We're assies guys.
This is, this is a Verizon gate under us.
Do you have it?
That's the ground level make-a-right.
Thank you.
Okay, thank you.
What?
Ground level make-a-right.
Ground level make-a-right.
Ground level make-a-right.
Talking about making a right.
Boy, you white.
Like rice.
I'm finna put my dick in your ass.
Drink up the fuck you all night.
Alright.
Okay, my man this is the closest spot to Verizon gate uber lot E lane three come
out from Verizon gate go to your right I will look for you.
It's confusing directions here Game isn't over yet chat buddy, what do you mean game
isn't over yet Alright we need to make a right and then once
Once we get into the rising gate, we need to make a left.
Game over.
Hold on.
Okay.
Okay.
Stop.
All right.
They said make a right for the rising gate.
How about him?
How about him?
How about him?
And it's so sudden that I see him.
Holy shit, it's a cowboy who shows the glasses.
I thought that was him.
Good job.
One game, two games.
That's like a son of a bitch.
Yeah!
I don't know where we're going.
I don't know where we're going.
Do we need to leave this accent here first?
Huh?
I don't know where we're going.
We're going to find the horizon gate.
Horizon gate.
This is where she gets hit.
Yeah, this is where we either get lost or we find her or we're right away.
Yeah, yeah, let me ask this guy. Hold on.
Wait, no, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I don't know what we're eating, Chad. I gotta walk to the food.
Jeff, the driver is waiting.
Yeah, that's right there.
I got surgery. I'll super-over-ceive.
I'm here to score a lot of points.
I got you.
Another off-plane China.
Actually...
I got you.
I got you.
Thank you, bro.
Listen, it does not matter.
It has a big W crash.
We're going to the Super Bowl, all right?
I got you.
I got blue jersey on.
I feel it too...
Okay.
I feel it too good back tonight, huh?
I think it's out of here, because this is Verizon.
Oh
You just got thrown a hashtag ad that poly market has
Alright we need to find lane 3.
We need to cut it, we need to cut it, I'm up alive.
You need to cut up all the way through.
Cut up, cut up, cut up.
Here I'll follow you.
You're the disabled guy.
I can go fast. Cut up. Cut up.
I'm sorry everybody. I'm sorry.
No Lacey.
Lacey.
Let's go Lacey.
Lacey.
I'm sorry.
Let's have this guy. Let's have this guy.
Excuse me sir.
We're looking for Uber pick up lane 3.
That black side?
Oh, all the way over there, okay.
We gotta go all the way over here now, at least.
I don't understand.
He said lane 3.
This is this one I think.
Do you remember what kind of black truck it was?
Uh, black truck.
No, what kind of black truck?
It was black, it was black and it was a truck, it was big black.
What's the GMC?
Right chatting with GMC, right?
That's so bad, yeah.
Okay.
It's GMC, right?
That's so bad, yeah.
Okay!
Lil' A-King L.A. and it'll call me a king for no reason,
so I got a 15-inch in a condo.
Where did he, uh, went to have some fun over there?
Yeah.
Where is he?
I don't know, he said he was in this lot.
I don't know where, that's...
eight you said lane three we just walked to eight son yeah this is a dude said
three okay yeah maybe
worry work you said E3
E3, it's over here.
Chad, what do you mean, wake up?
Three ends are right here.
These are all three.
Oh my God.
Hey, the Giants won the game!
Let's let a score off fire!
He's leaving me on ride bro.
What?
He's leaving me on ride.
He's leaving me on ride.
He's scammed.
That's Lacey.
He's scammed.
I did.
I don't see his shit.
He's scammed.
There's no way he's scammed.
No!
What's up man?
What's up?
How are you?
How's it going, man?
I'm good, man.
Where's he?
Where's he from?
Where's he from?
No one's there.
No one's scammed.
That's true.
I'll call him.
Excuse me sir.
We're next to the side, the big sign that says E3.
You're walking to us?
You see the pole that says E3?
New York stadium by the?
Um... um...
Oh, you're E5.
Alright, we need to go to E5 now.
Alright, I don't know why you told me E3.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Cowboys can hold that out! New York City will be letting us store our fire!
Is that E5 down there, maybe?
I can't see the knife.
Yes, I know, that's E4. I can't-
That's E4?
Sort of sign down there that says E5. It's E5.
I can't see that far!
I better see you in Lakers games excuse me
I need to go around
I fucked the count one
We need to go back up, we need to go around
I don't know why he told us E3 and then parked at E5
Yeah
Jess game? I might go to a Jess game
We're gonna have to see it
Jess is so good today, depends how they work
Look, E5
All right now I can see it. I couldn't see from that far.
NMS!
Where?
Oh my god look!
NMS!
All right.
So bro, take them shirts and a mask.
Wait, can we cut through here or not?
Yes, yes, yes.
What do you see?
So bro, I put my glasses on so no one recognizes me.
I don't want to recognize them, you have to carry them.
Oh yeah, that definitely helped.
Can I just say they have a lesbian mom?
Oh I don't, I don't know who's going to notice me.
It's hard to see these.
Hey, Lace, I don't know if you can cut through.
What?
Lace, block it off, am I tripping?
Well, people with crushes are...
I gotta pull the trigger.
Okay, hold on.
Don't carry it.
Don't carry it.
They seem knocking a lot of way you're walking this much.
Right after surgery you must be a superhuman.
Only Superman could do shit like this. Thank you, Chad.
For $400, you shouldn't be parking the fuck in front of the stadium.
Goddamn.
My god.
Oh my god.
Ugh.
Now that you're saying it, it's a Monday.
It's 30%, if you learn anything, what are you going to do?
Ugh.
These are probably all people.
He's crazy.
He's already-
God, he's crazy.
Okay, wait you should look you like hopefully you should be like up front right
Dude don't say no.
Do you remember what he looked like?
Alright we're here Loki, hold on, hold on.
I don't even see him.
Oh it is.
He's blind.
He need to get glasses.
Bro I don't remember what he looked like.
I don't remember what he looked like.
Come on man.
I remember how I looked like.
I don't remember Mike.
Darling you see the mic here.
Holy shit.
Front row.
That's weak.
Holy shit! Front wrong!
Oh my gosh!
Holy shit balls!
Oh my gosh!
That! I'm not going to lie!
That was so much fun chat!
Primetime NFL Sunday night opener. I had so much fun watching that game
What's the traffic looking like getting out of here Mike
Let's do it.
Jeff pretty sure not confirmed and this might be a little leak but I'm pretty sure me Jason
and Marlin are all doing a stream in New York tomorrow.
So that should be absolute sinima, sinima.
What about Ron, Ron left, Ron's not in New York no more.
he dipped out. But me and Marlin had to stay for some modeling shit. And um, and I think
Jason's here. I don't know. Jason's here. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you, okay?
I'm just here for a sponsor.
A sponsor?
You probably stayed for food collabs?
Wait, is there like a big food YouTuber or food chick talker that lives in New York?
Jay Shock.
Yeah, he's got surgery.
I have someone in New Jersey.
You.
I'll wait.
There's that bag.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm on my project.
I just wanted to make sure you're okay.
Are you okay?
Make sure there's some scratches.
I'm so glad you're here.
Oh, thank god it's okay.
You're an asshole.
Thank god it's okay.
Looks fine, okay? Thank god.
Are you here?
What's that?
Oh no, are you okay too?
Of course, obviously you.
Now's the time.
What's here?
What is here? In your cat lab, right?
They're only 40-40.
Is that the guy that walked in the giants today?
Oh.
Where?
We're there.
What?
There.
The giants are gonna fuck up the Steelers.
Guys, Jackson Darce is a good player, and he had a good game, but he's in no match.
Absolutely no match for Aaron Rodgers, son.
Come on.
What are we talking about?
Holy shit.
Holy shit. Brother, I just saw three Jason's on my fucking Twitter for you, Paige.
Oh my god.
All right.
Elizabeth eats NYC?
Doing Amanda Walnut thing?
All right.
I kind of want to equip some new laugh tracks.
Like Suki? Like Suki has four different laugh tracks?
Yeah.
Take this little koala off.
Koala, you are officially my merchandise from the Giant Skin Buddy.
Give me a kiss.
Whole ass girlfriend in the back seat making out with a stuffed animal.
What's wrong with you, bro?
Most people would have the koala around their neck like this.
Not me.
It's a freaky little koala.
I'm having my breath around my neck like this.
You should collect one thing from each game, one souvenir from each game's nabs chat.
This is my official first souvenirs, little New York koala.
New York koala is my first souvenir.
Oh, I can't put it in this bag though, because the chrome jacket's in there.
Wait, what?
Did you put your hat in here?
Yeah.
You know this?
Why?
Because there's nothing else.
What do you mean?
It's a clone, it's a clone.
Okay.
Yo, I'm so excited for Thursday Night's Game. You know how crazy it's gonna be?
It's actually like an insane game.
call ladies they're on a plane
what's your next game?
next game?
can't say too much yet
shh
it's literally a list
I thought it was a list
it's probably the list though
can't leave yet
are you gonna wear your chrome to every single game?
like get a few?
am I gonna wear my chrome to every game?
yeah
no I'm wearing my chrome on every stream
oh every single stream
well yeah I paid $6,000 for so I'm gonna just get to wear it every single day
thanks
You should put your own as another Rick Rosses.
Rick Rosses.
Rick Olyssees.
Rick Rosses.
Rick Olyssees.
Yeah.
Lacey, what's that stuffed animal you're cuddling?
Oh, it's not a stuffed animal.
It's my other crime jacket.
I'm really kind.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
You're lucky I wasn't letting you wear your history.
You're lucky when you got caught on that you were wearing your history.
Actually, there you are.
Yeah, I just said it.
Okay, well then next time you're caught on that's to wear it.
Cause it's chrome.
It doesn't matter if it's comfortable, it's chrome.
What about it's gonna be chrome-tack?
You know what's crazy?
I always think about getting in my car wrapped in chrome-tack.
What do you, 2016, adapt?
Wouldn't that be tough, though?
Imagine it's like sat in black with some chrome?
That'd be so corny.
What, that's New York City?
I don't know.
That's here.
Chrome's that New York City?
I'd like to know.
You're 23, yep.
Imagine, imagine, sat in black car.
And I just have chrome heart crossed all over.
I'm all sick that would be my future half.
My face all over again.
No, I don't have a problem.
It's cruel.
It's cruel. It's cruel.
Are you gonna make it cruel too?
Yo, tell me it's not just us.
That point's all I see.
Don't just give her some attention.
It's been understood it's hard for me to give attention to two things at once.
I have her here and I have my chrome jacket. I can't give attention to everything, bro. I'm only one man.
I think, okay, you know what? I need one too. I just wish to get matching ones.
If you love it so much you wouldn't want to see the person you love and something you love.
Oh, you didn't hear the news?
What?
Babe, this is a normal pro. It's archive.
Yeah, we can go get another archived.
Archived means one of one.
It's a chrome archived piece.
Nobody else has it, but me is my chrome.
So you could get me a one of one.
And we could match.
You know what?
You know what?
Am I right?
You're right, actually.
I am right.
Get right in.
Get right in.
Yeah.
I'm just looking at Chrome right now.
Express shipping that said?
Express shipping.
Oh, you're going to express shipping?
Nice.
Yes.
Actually, I have my Chrome T-shirt.
You have Chrome T-shirt?
Yeah.
Okay.
Actually, I have my chrome t-shirt.
You have a chrome t-shirt?
Archive
You know, it's crazy is that chrome jacket that was 6,000 would probably sell for about 8 to 10 now that I
But like you can mark it as the chrome jacket that leasing war to the event show your phone fact
Chrome stock actually went down after the war that after you're seeing when I'm actually the whole stock went down by 20%
Not true. I'll focus started selling there. Yeah, people started selling their shit get the chrome racers in
$8,000 from our dogs?
La Crobe.
Thank you sir. Thank you so much. God is there quick.
So how are you, extra 100?
$100? Can you send it right now Drew?
Yeah.
Send it to me and you have my number any time.
Alright.
Of course.
Let me come back.
Let's do a coin flip coin flip 200 or zero
What's that?
Coin flip?
200 or 0?
No?
120
120?
I'll stop parking lot, all mine
This is the best spot to us with rising rain
I'll send it now, I'll send it now
You got it?
hey brother shalom
shalom anyway
shalom
shalom
what happened?
make sure to 917 to send it
I just sent it
you didn't get it?
thank you very much
good night
thank you for the tip
how do you know how I look like?
you should know how I look like
oh he knows now
Shalom brother, shalom.
What? What'll do?
Thank you sir.
Come on this way.
Shalom, he said.
Explains what he has for a little tip there, eh?
Listen, listen chat.
Chat, it's midnight, about to get off, hit the hay, go to bed.
But A, W, first NFL tour game, Cowboys Giants was a lot of fun.
I had a blast for all the football fans.
I know you guys did too.
And for all the people who don't enjoy football games
and IRL Watch parties, I got good news.
It's only once a week.
OK, it's one weekend a week.
And yeah, tomorrow I will be live in New York City doing
a stream with Marlon and Jason.
Oh, yes, thank you.
Thank you so much.
You do have a stream in New York City with Marlon
and Jason tomorrow, and just so you guys know,
for the tour, the next spot I will be, okay?
Thursday night football, I will be in the city of Buffalo
trying out the original place that invented Buffalo wings
and then going to the Lions vs. Bills game.
Yes, Thursday night football, Lions vs. Bills,
that's where I'm gonna be next,
that's my next tour destination.
So all the people in Buffalo,
let me know what I should do while I'm there,
things to do in the city of Buffalo.
I'm excited.
All right, I'm excited.
So I love you guys.
W Stream on my Clippers.
Please go crazy for this tour.
Budget is $25,000.
So make sure you're going crazy with the clips.
And yeah, all right.
I'll see you guys tomorrow in New York City
for IRL with Jason and Marlon, okay?
Much love and I'm gonna see you guys.