Lacy
☀️ BACK HOME IN ERIE ☀️ ERIE IRL BINGO W/ BROTHER @luke ☀️ CHROME HEARTS ☀️ SHORT STREAM ☀️ DADS BIRTHDAY ☀️ BUFFALO TMR ☀️ !CLIPPING
09-16-2026 · 4h 44m
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What is this camp?
No, what do you mean, what is this camp?
What's wrong with it?
What the fuck?
You're wrong!
What you know?
I wanna go out here
I gotta get my truck
By the road tonight
I'm gonna beat that police, I'm trying to get into this one
I'm gonna beat that police, I'm trying to get into this one
I'm gonna beat that police, I'm trying to get into this one
I don't wanna be a police, I don't wanna be a police
Uh!
Is it fixed is it fixed is it fixed is it fixed? Yes, guys, what is good? What is good?
What is good? I know it's nice and early. I know it's a little early early for you guys
right now. What time is it for y'all right now? About 10, 10 a.m. 10 a.m. I know I'm
live early today. Listen, we are back home in the fucking hood, bro. We are back home
in the hood, Erie, Pennsylvania, in the trenches, dude. We are back in the trenches. I know.
I know. It's one o'clock. Okay. Well, some people have different time zones. Some people
have different time zones. Same shirt. Hello? Who is creeping up on me? Little fucking
pervert pervert
What kind of setup was coming?
You really are in the ghetto. Yeah, I'm in the trenches, dude. Oh my god. Look at this set up
I'm in the fucking trenches, bro
Why do you not shower? Yo, I literally showered this morning. I showered this morning. What do you mean? Why do I not shower?
Sheets falling off the bed. Oh you little freaky dude
Yeah, I heard you last night. I didn't do anything last night
I'm not the type of dude to come home to my parents house and just start fucking my childhood bed now
You wish your toy be very careful because she's in the shower
So like if she walks out of the door, oh
Hey, Lacey that jackets fire. What is it? Oh this jacket. This is chrome hearts. It's a chrome heart jacket
It's a archive piece it says chrome hearts right here as you can see it's nice black got the crosses all over it on the back
It says chrome hearts, so it's a chrome heart Jackie. Honestly chrome heart Jackie
Shut the fuck up
Shouldn't wear a chrome in the hood. Well, here's the thing about me check here's thing about me it w jacket damn
That's hard. Thank you Ron. You're on. Thank you genuinely. Thank you, Ron. Thank you Ron. You should get one
Oh, wait, you can't arc eyepiece can't get a jacket like this um, but chat
today
Is going to be a it's gonna be IRL stream, but it's gonna be a little bit of a shorter stream
Okay, the reason today's stream is gonna be short
And before you guys start saying oh part-timer part-timer this that this that I'm gonna take my dick out of my pants
I'm gonna take my balls my balls are hairy by the way because I don't shave
I shave my dick in my pubes, but I don't shave my balls
and I'm gonna take my dick and balls and I'm gonna shove them down your throats before you guys can take part-timer.
It is my dad's birthday, okay? Tomorrow's my dad's birthday, so I leave tonight, so we are celebrating my dad's birthday tonight at a birthday dinner.
So I'm taking my dad out to dinner for his birthday. Big Joe, yes, I'm taking Big Joe out to dinner and my whole family for my dad's birthday at 6 o'clock, okay? At 6 o'clock.
So I'm gonna be in the stream probably in four hours so today's gonna be a little four-hour stream
But it is gonna be a IRL I'm gonna show you guys around Erie, Pennsylvania the hood that I grew up in you know
It's very dangerous out here in this hood
Shit is not sweet shit is not sweet at all. It's dangerous. It's not fun
There's not much to show here. Oh, no there I mean hood. Yes, I'm gonna show you guys my hood
I'm gonna show you guys my hood where I grew up and we're gonna be doing IRL bingo with my brother
So we have a little bingo card. That's gonna be on the screen
We have it's a small bingo card because we don't a lot of time because it is my dad's birthday
But I figured while I'm home
I might as well get a nice little stream in for y'all and a nice little IRL right so
That is gonna be today's stream. Okay
You said it's dangerous. Yes, New York is worse than Erie. Oh, buddy. You have no idea. Oh, you have no clue
You have no clue the hood I grew up in oh
You have no idea do this real quick. Okay. Do I really have time to do streamer awards right now?
Realistically streamer award nominations will take me an hour. Do I have time to do that right now? No, I
Think I saved that for when I'm back in LA
Um, wait, you're a commuter?
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where are you? Alright. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
Um, I was not talking about. Where's Milo? Milo's on a walk right now. Milo's on a
walk. Milo'll be back soon. Milo'll be back. The obesity epidemic in the US. There is
There is no obesity epidemic in the U.S., dude.
Why do you guys call it an epidemic?
It's not an epidemic, it's just people being fat asses.
It's literally not an epidemic,
it's just people being fat fucks, that's all it is.
Oh wait, am I live on YouTube?
Wait, Chad, am I live on YouTube?
Can anybody check?
Yes?
Say oh god, I'm live on YouTube right now.
Cap.
Wait, I wasn't supposed to be live on YouTube today.
IRL at the Cowboys vs. Giants.
Oh, brother, I gotta end that stream.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
I'm not at the Cowboys vs. Giants.
I gotta end that stream.
I'm nowhere near to fucking Cowboys vs. Giant Sunion. I'm nowhere near it. No, that was my fault, Chad. That was my fault. I forgot to change the shit.
I forgot to change the shit. Hold on, Chad. I'm trying to handle something right now. Sorry.
Your liver? What do you mean your liver? I can't leave yet. Lacy, I like this room better
than the one at core. So you guys like this room as a stream room? Did you listen to the
New Drake? I'm gonna be honest. I was not on social media at all yesterday. I literally
I literally was not on TikTok, I didn't watch the Drake thing,
I didn't watch anything.
I literally was fully off social media yesterday.
I put my phone away.
Cap, swear to God, swear to God.
I swear to God, I was not on social media.
It's so good.
Wait, did Drake drop a new song?
I saw a TikTok clip this morning of Drake and DT,
my boy Don.
I saw it clip this morning, what is this?
Sedge.
I'm not going to lie, I don't think I can react to any clips today.
I don't think I can react to any clips I don't have on my chat.
He did a short film and it had unreleased music.
Okay.
Okay.
I mean, I'll watch that.
I'll definitely watch that.
I'll definitely watch that.
Do you have security for today?
Head of people gonna pull up on y'all.
Okay, so guys, back to what I was saying.
Sorry, I got a little distracted.
Some fucking weirdos out there in the world.
Listen, as you guys know,
today I'm back in my hood.
I'm back in my hood, back in Erie, Pennsylvania.
Where I grew up, it is dangerous here.
I'm not gonna lie to y'all.
It is very dangerous where I grew up.
It's not a, I know you guys joke around and troll
about all it's sweet, it's safe, it's not, okay?
Erie Pennsylvania is not a sweet, safe place.
It's not like, it's not,
and it's not something to joke about either.
It's not like this big, funny joke
that you guys seem to have.
There's nothing sweet about it, okay?
So, we need to be on 10 toes today,
and because it is dangerous here,
it does generally get dangerous here.
Generally it does.
It does generally get dangerous, I'll be honest.
So in terms of security, I do not have security.
Now, before you start spending all my Godbras,
I'm explaining to y'all why I do not have security, okay?
I'm explaining to y'all why I don't have security.
The reason I don't have security
is because it's 1.30, bro.
Everybody, all the kids are in school.
What do I need security for when the kids are in school?
It's prime, safe time?
No, you guys gotta understand.
Me and Luke, we're about to go to the Mill Creek Mall.
There's not gonna be kids at the Mill Creek Mall
when they're in school right now.
Okay?
That's what you guys are understanding.
Why are you saying GG?
They're about to get out, Spad?
No, they don't.
Brother, they get out of school an hour and a half in Erie,
an hour and a half until school's out.
Yeah, because thugs go to school.
What are you talking about?
2.30, no, ah, kids get out of school at three o'clock here.
Like 2.50 is what time school gets out in Erie, Pennsylvania.
I don't know what time school gets out for you guys,
where you're from, but here school gets out at 2.50.
Take that jacket off.
I'm not taking his jacket off.
Drew jerked off yesterday in his hotel room.
Hey bro.
Yo, why did he still touch you?
What happened?
Why did he still touch you?
He's very touchy.
I'm a very touchy guy.
I've been here for 10 minutes and he's stroked me.
Drew, take a seat.
Take a seat, take a seat.
You literally stroked me.
Take a seat.
All right, I won't touch you anymore.
Drew, you spanked your chicken massage in there though.
Bro, what?
Did you?
Bro.
Yes, we're done.
I had to test out the bed.
I had to test out the bed, bro.
So, Bud, what did you do it to?
I don't know.
I'm not doing this.
No, I'm curious.
You had to close your eyes a little imagination.
I'm not doing this, bro.
Okay, so I have a new thing
and everyone in my check calls it a gooning setup.
So I try to tell them it's not a gooning setup.
It's a setup for me to watch my show.
I started the show shameless.
I was hard for an hour straight.
Do not watch a show.
You were hard watching shameless.
That show is intense.
Is that show a sex show or something?
It's weird.
So I have a little mount on my wall
for when I sit there and I watch,
I don't have to hold my phone.
Mount, it's like that.
Do you wanna come look?
Sure, come look, come on.
It's intense.
So you guys goon, I goon to Veronica.
All right, I don't know who Veronica is
and I'm not gonna entertain
your little gooning habit, buddy.
So I don't know who the fuck Veronica is
and you need to stop gooning to Veronica, bro.
He has a good game.
All right, Jess, it's time to head over to IRO,
to be honest.
It's time to head over to IRO.
Let me put my brace on.
And let me show you all my hood, bro,
because we don't have a lot of time today.
We only have about three hours.
So let me show you all my hood, all right?
Also, Chad, we might have a small problem for tomorrow.
I do wanna warn you guys.
So,
A TikTok got a couple hundred thousand views and the TikTok was basically me saying that
I was going to be in Buffalo and it had like a thousand comments of everybody in the comments
saying like oh no way Lacey's coming to our city, Lacey's coming to Buffalo, they were
like telling me where to go in Buffalo and what places.
So tomorrow might end up being a meet and greet because it seems to be known that the
entire Buffalo knows that I'm coming to Buffalo tomorrow.
So this is why you shouldn't announce where you're going to be beforehand.
So you guys want me to not tell you what game I'm going to?
You want me to not tell you upcoming content?
Like, I'm not an L streamer.
I'm a good streamer.
I'm gonna tell you guys what kind of content I got coming up.
Get security?
Should I get security in Buffalo?
But how?
Bro, what is the security gonna do?
He can't come to the game.
He can't come to the game.
Dude, you should wear a Lions jersey in Buffalo.
Are you trying to get me fucking merked?
Are you trying to get me fucking marked, son?
Low key, now that you say it, it might not be a bad idea to get a security slash driver
for Buffalo.
Yeah, so there were two places that people in Buffalo were telling me to go.
They were telling me to go to, is it the anchor bar?
They were saying go to the anchor bar and then they were saying to go to, I think it's
called Duffy's or something, Duffs or something like that.
Maybe they have like the best wings in Buffalo, but I wanted to go to the place that Buffalo
wings were created at, but everybody's saying that that place is terrible when they have
bad food.
So I don't really know what to do.
What is this tweet?
Duffy's is tough.
Anchor bar in Duffy's, their wings have blood.
What does that even mean?
Their wings have blood.
What the fuck does that mean?
Bet on the lions?
I'm betting on the bills.
I'm going full out.
You all gotta understand.
I'm from Erie, Buffalo's an hour away from Erie.
I'm technically a Buffalo Bill stand.
Buffalo is closer to me than Pittsburgh.
So technically I'm a Buffalo Bill stand.
So to all the Bill's fans out there, I am a part of Bill's mafia tomorrow.
I will be in Buffalo, I will be at the game and I will be placing my first official bet
of the season on the Buffalo Bills.
Facts.
I am a part of Bills Mafia.
I'm a part of Bills Mafia.
No, no, we're not doing this fucking curse bullshit.
I'm not a curse.
Not a curse.
Not a curse.
I'm a part of Bills Mafia.
I'm a part of the Mafia.
Okay.
All right.
Chad, should we start heading out?
Should we start heading out? Is it is it about that time?
It's about that time, chef. I think about the time.
Oh, there's no way.
I
Just fucking leave dude, can I just leave dude?
All right, let's just get out of here. Let's just get out of this house, bro, true
Drew!
Stop yelling, shut up buddy, shut up buddy, shut up.
I'm ready.
I'm ready to switch over.
It's time to show the chat my hood again.
Now chat him, let y'all know, I don't want any of you guys judging my hood, okay?
I grew up dangerous, I grew up treacherous, so I don't want anybody judging my hood.
Stop calling it a hood. My hotel is literally on Lollipop Lane.
But no it's not.
The street is generally called Lollipop Lane.
Yeah, I put you in a nice hotel.
Brother, what? It's five minutes from here.
I put you in a nice ass hotel.
I put you in a nice ass hotel.
Bro, you actually have the Ritz-Carlton down from your-
You're gonna get a shirt from me.
I guess.
It literally do.
I guess?
Cat in the hat ass neighborhood.
Yo, do not disrespect fucking EP.
Do not disrespect EP to shit is dangerous, bro.
You have the P?
Yeah.
Okay.
Lacey, here's everything to know about the big 716.
You want to get to the tailgate and do the bills?
Is someone fucking vacuuming?
You want to get to the tailgate and do the bills traditions.
Example, jump through a table.
I can barely walk.
Do the bowling ball shot.
Look it up.
It's fire.
There's always lots of traffic getting to the stadium.
You have to go to the anchor bar.
That's where the OG Buffalo wings came from.
It's 30 minutes away from the stadium.
If you have time to go to Duffy's, they have amazing wings as well.
For a jersey, the best place to get one is the Raleigh House, McKinley Parkway,
because the stadium doesn't have many.
Security's very tough there.
You can't get down to a section without scanning your ticket.
Oh bet
Sounds like I'm gonna be chillin in Buffalo sounds like it sounds like I'm mad safe in Buffalo
You have my camera sounds like I'm gonna be mad safe in Buffalo
What oh, why is your peanut M&M on the floor, bro
Was it me brother? Yeah, look at you. It's around. I guess I guess your mom would you want to see what snack I got from the gas station?
Be jerky
Not me. Fuck you this. I was staying here too. I guess I guess I drank a root beer
I guess you ever seen me drink a root beer? I guess.
I guess I go to the gas station and get pickles.
I mean, pickles is a great gas station snack.
Gotta be honest.
Lacey Locking started yesterday.
I'm ready. Get the camera. Let's get out of here.
Hey, Luke, do you have his ingest?
Do you have all his ingest?
Do you have his ingest?
Yeah.
Yeah, but he wasn't on it.
What?
It was black forming when I tried to switch it.
you have. Like two or three of them.
Come on, Chad. I am a leasing jest, leasing second.
You know what I mean?
Hey, hey, type me in the chat if you watch the streams back in the day
When I used to stream on this camera in this room
Me me on God I did oh guess what you guys are all a bunch of lying and larkers
I never streamed from this room ever in my life
This is this used to be my brother's room. I never streamed from this room. You're you lying to Larpers
lying fucking Larpy little sacks of shit
Ready
It's ready
All right guys welcome to my hood
You ready
Well, where bingo true problem drew probably mad tired from gambling all night
Okay, 430 1 30
All right, should I put socks on guys? Yeah, you should probably get ready for the day
But we're about to head out to the rent to the hood
Wait rum. Can you send Lacey the um the the bingo card?
Said me the bingo card, you know what we have to do. Oh, yeah, we know what we have to do
Is it on the screen?
It should be, maybe, I don't know.
Chad, it's the bingo card on the screen.
Oh, nice cologne here, Luke.
Stronger with you.
Thanks.
Wait, I have something.
What?
So, I was looking for something.
You know how you like caffeine a lot?
Yeah.
You got any drink for me?
No.
Listen to me, come here.
Okay.
I have something new.
So I want caffeine, but I don't want that high
of, you know, getting my heart racing.
And I wanna be more focused.
It's like a neurogum.
Um, it's 40, it's only 40 milligrams of caffeine.
You can eat a hash tie ad right now?
No, it's 40 milligrams of caffeine and it's like, it's like a, it's like caffeine extracted
from tea.
How much they can eat you, bro?
How about you just get paid to do that?
Nothing.
No, he definitely hit them, yo.
Bro, there, no.
I'm gonna promote you guys on AC Stream.
Bro, everyone in chat.
You just got, you just put both of us in a TikTok ad.
Oh, shit.
Bro, everyone.
I'll do it here.
Yeah.
Look.
Look. Look at that. I don't need energy. Energy in focus. It's natural caffeine. It says I want to chug Celsius in energy drinks.
It doesn't taste the best, but you know it gives you a little, but the weird part is when I put it in my mouth and I start chewing it, I start smelling my words.
Why do you taste like shit? Because it's natural caffeine. Hey Ma!
Hi guys!
Hey mom!
Milo!
Come here buddy!
You gotta taste it a little bit better.
Hi!
Hey!
Hey mom!
Hey guys!
Milo!
Say hi!
Oh, okay.
Milo, good boy!
What's up baby?
Baby, I can't talk right now.
I know baby.
I'll give it to you later.
Baby, alright?
Alright.
I love you too.
I love you too.
Milo!
Come here buddy!
Yeah, you gotta taste it a little bit better.
Hi!
Hey!
Hey!
You're on your home screen.
No, I'm not.
Milo!
Yeah, Milo's here, look!
Ah, he's still a little sped.
No, he's not sped.
Watch out for my knee, Milo!
Hi, buddy, I'm your favorite.
He likes to bump into my knee.
Do you think that he thinks that I'm you when you leave?
Um, maybe.
It's very possible.
It's actually possible.
But now that he sees us both here, it doesn't really make sense.
He's not autistic.
Okay, we have Erie, Pennsylvania, bingo!
Are you ready to hear our challenges for the day, Luke?
I'm ready.
First off, let's go show our hood.
Show our hood?
Yeah, that is dangerous.
Do you need a Florida-born or an integer?
No, I got all that.
Or does gum taste terrible?
This gum tastes like shit.
Yes, but it has...
Dude, it takes ten minutes to kick in.
It tastes like shit.
I'd rather just eat this gum.
work some more. Neurogum? Yeah or what? Like whatever you take it for. Focus, energy,
I don't need focus and energy, I'm already focused. You don't want to drink, I don't
want to drink, I feel like a mom right now. You don't have energy drink? No, we don't
drink that around here. I want Adderall as well, dude my heart rate would be like
150 sitting you're good. I don't roll in rock band. Yes, we heard my slides
Here they are. I can't open this
All right now chat. I want to warn y'all real quick. I
Am back home in Erie, Pennsylvania
so
Twitch this is a message to you guys. I know that once I step outside
You're gonna hear gunshots. It's very dangerous out. So please do not ban me. Okay, so chat. It is very dangerous out there
So let's just keep our head on the show
Keep your head on the swivel.
Alright, I'm going down.
Oh, I should have warmed up the car.
You'll get on the car.
You'll let Tessa let me warm up the car.
I meant to clean down the car.
Alright.
Round the hood.
Good luck.
Sorry, I'm not showing you.
Hello.
My car is a decompress. Listen to it.
It's gonna start.
It's gonna start kicking.
It's gonna start kicking. Listen, just wait.
Come here.
Come here.
What? It's turning on.
Oh shit. Yeah. Oh shit. See the oil going.
So yeah Chad, this is where I grew up. This is where I first ever started playing basketball. This hoop right here.
This is our garage. Over here you have the swimming pool.
It is an in-ground swimming pool, okay? As you can see.
We have the nice as it is summer now. We have the golf simulator on the driveway.
Got this nice crystal clear blue swimming pool. In here we have the garage. My
dad's in here, Ed. Want to challenge you. Remember how we used to see how many shots
you could make? Yeah. Well you're gonna have to get in the pool today. For what?
Oh shoot. We're gonna shoot in the pool. We're gonna shoot in the pool. Yeah. I think I had the record of 100 in a row. No, I had the record of 100 in a row.
Let's see if you can make a putt.
No, it's like $30.
Yeah.
Oh, big Joe's on camera?
Putt.
This is new.
Oh, that's it.
Oh my God. Oh!
Come on, Dad. You've been working your life for this moment.
Your dad has so much aura.
Is that Tony Sopranos?
Fuckin' right it is.
Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad.
That was it. That was it.
That was it if it didn't hit the ball.
Oh, good, Dad. That's sharp.
Okay. Good stroke.
Good. Good stroke.
Good morning, Harry.
Good, Joe. How'd you sleep?
Good. Very well.
Wait, what is that?
That's his new e-bike.
Joe's got an e-bike?
Oh, shit.
No, I can't.
How Drew?
Here's the camera.
Remember what?
I have a big head.
My dad did not murder Tony Soprano.
You can get you on it, dip.
I can't pedal at all.
You don't have to.
That's scary.
That's kind of scary.
That's kind of scary.
I feel like I've got to make a shot at my at my hook
before I go.
You were not making anything.
I'm the better ass with everything.
Funny, last time you wanted me to beat you 12 to 0.
Yeah, just because you're bigger.
I have maybe like two inches in height on you.
I'll tell you.
Wait, I'm gonna be honest.
Is this your max height?
I think so.
Like, is this how tall you think you're gonna be the rest of your life?
Yeah.
You're about two apples tall.
Really, asshole?
You just told me I was two inches shorter than you.
Okay, I'll tell you actually.
Like five, six.
Damn, you're stuck at five, six the rest of your life.
Not gonna be me, bro.
I'm six, one.
Asshole.
I was looking through the thing, I wasn't watching in person, I was looking on the screen.
I was going to say, how did you not see that coming?
Oh, it's too sunny. I can't see anything.
Oh, god damn.
Oh, crash.
They're saying ow drew.
Ow.
Well, yeah, Shay, this is my hood.
So this is where I grew up.
Things I would do would consist of playing basketball,
going in the pool.
Oh, also, I've got to show you guys my hot tub.
So Jett, I know, I know.
You guys might not understand, but
This is my childhood hot tub.
So when I was younger, I've never said this on stream before, but when I was younger
I would sit right here in this seat
And I would angle myself this way and I would take my arm would be hanging off like that. Oh my god
I'm not gonna imagine it and I'd take my penis and I'd put it on this jet right here show the jet drill
I'll put it on that exact
That was for I knew what jerking off was
Was the new hot tub
And then one day my dad sat me down and he said hey son
I found white stuff in the hot tub and my dad showed me how to jerk off properly
Good.
Alright, bro, I've never seen a Tesla that has a warm up.
Yeah, not either. Wait, so, Luke, what have you modified on the Tesla?
I like the new wheels.
They actually look good.
Can you listen to this, though?
I have a problem with it.
What?
So I took it up to, um, repair shop.
Yeah?
About two, three times. Can't find a problem.
Okay, let me hear it.
Alright.
It's spray-painted
Lacey what jacket is that you're ready? Yeah
All tests is
That's all process
Why yeah, hold that thing that's normal for Teslas
That's normal. Why didn't the dude who's a working a test for 25 years. Tell me it's normal just the steering rack son
That's the power steering rack bro. There's no it's Elon
Wait, it's not doing it now. And why are you turning your wheel in park like that?
So like what are you ever gonna do that besides like maybe like when you're about to reverse I need to not hit a bush
So I turn it and then go that's normal. We're gonna dump. Yo, Jenny. We're gonna dump. You know what I think happened
You know where the steering rack is the steering rack. Oh god is right here
So when you decided to put 2.99 spray paint on your tires, you probably got a little bit on the steering rack and it clogged it up a little bit.
That looks factory.
Wait, we're going to get our toes done, girl?
Yeah, I'm paying for it.
Yeah, I'll pay for you guys to get pedicures, yes.
No, I'm serious. I'll pay for you guys to go get your guys' toes done, okay?
Yeah, on me too.
Oh, you want to pay for them?
No.
OK.
There you go.
Wait, are you getting your nails done too, darling?
No.
So why?
Oh, you guys are going to get your toes?
Do you guys think people who work on toes
are supposed to get it just?
We're going to get our toes done.
And didn't Nick say, oh, we're going to get our toes done?
And then you say, oh, you're going to get your toes?
Sorry.
Hot out.
It's hot out.
It's so hot out.
I'm so hot in this jacket.
I know, dude.
What in this jacket?
It's everything.
The jacket needed washed.
No it doesn't.
Do you know what this is?
Yes.
What is it?
It's something all special.
It's chrome.
What the heck is chrome?
This is chrome.
What do you have under your eye?
I've developed a skin tag.
I've developed a skin tag under my eye.
Well, don't pick at it.
No, but this right here, this is chrome.
Oh, okay.
What does that mean?
You can still.
Well, then you need to light it.
If you look close in the sun, see all the crosses all over the sleeves?
That's chrome hearts and you see the buttons these are chrome buttons okay and look on the back
It says chrome hearts, and then the last line it says fuck you. Oh
It does yeah, because it's basically saying fuck you to nobody anybody who doesn't have chrome hearts. Oh, okay
You are I'm going with them
Can you'll get manicure or get your toes done if you get a man a man
Tell her how much the jacket was it's a archive piece. It's archive. What I don't know what that means
I mean so it was on sale if it's archive. No archive means that only clearance
No, so basically Chrome hearts made this jacket and they never sold it
So there's only a few of them in the world, of course, so it was all is this cheap. It was $6,000. No, it wasn't
It's chrome hearts. It's chrome. It's chrome. See these down here. Yeah, they're chrome. I get you
He hasn't taken his jacket off in five days.
And you're sweating your balls off really hot here.
We should probably go in before school gets out.
Oh, no!
You think so?
I told you, he's King Stahl.
You want me to keep it down for a little or you don't care?
Huh?
What?
Nothing.
You know what's funny, Nick?
What?
Did you know that the more, the more weight it's in the car, the more battery takes up,
and we had four people in here yesterday, and my battery drained a lot more than usual.
You're at 99%.
I charge it again.
You have the car?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He just texted me.
Oh!
Really?
Yeah, Vincenza.
Oh, you gotta go.
You got his number?
Yeah, Vincenza's number.
I will.
He keeps in touch.
I haven't talked to Vincenza.
You hear that?
Shout out to Vinny, eh?
It's cousin Vinny.
There's no way it's no way.
Cousin Vinny.
I'll miss you to the cyber truck.
That's so wild.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wild all right Luke. I'm already ready to hear our bingo card today. Yeah, these are all the things we have to complete in three hours
We have to
Pick out outfits for each other
We have to buy dad a birthday gift. We have to make dad a birthday cake. We have to find a fan of both of us
We have to hand of both of us, bro. There's no fans of me Nick
They think I'm you we have to and then we have to try Erie's famous sponge candy
We have to visit the beach, get a strike at round one, and try a famous Erie-Sara's Burger.
Okay.
So, I'm gonna be honest. I feel like we can knock a couple birds with one stone by going to the mall.
100%.
Because we can get outfits, we can get a strike at round one, and we can probably get a gift for dad. All at the mall.
What should we get for dad though?
Well, is there a Rolex store here? Hell, no
Why would there be a Rolex or an earring?
Let even a designer store
Hey, buddy, maybe get the air pump in a little bit here
Wait Nick is it on back there
hot we take it all off get him a sign of Mac Miller vinyl look in my dad a
diamond cock ring all right so gentlemen tell y'all right now um
bro can you guys
I like this shit.
This is not drink.
It's better than drink.
It's not drink.
Produced by Luke.
Is that not raw in the game?
Are you listening to AI raw music?
This is my shit man.
Alright, here's a hot take. Ron might be like a really good rapper. Like listen how good he is.
He has the voice line. It's AI! Yeah, but if AI can do it, he can do it.
Wait, what did I miss? What's that? It's down there, right there.
Hey, turn it up. You ever seen his tech before?
I don't give a fuck if you love me I don't give a fuck if you like me
Ask me how did it feel Guess that you didn't surprise me
That's all I look for my right You niggas who stand up for tea
How can some people like y'all Hang around for some time
Me and this school What did he just say?
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
This is all I listened to.
I'm gonna check on a target, put on AI run.
Brother, I just heard a run, rip me.
I wanted to do one of you.
No, I didn't know anybody to make AI of me saying that N were in the song.
If I'm gonna sing this song bar for bar, I'm gonna fucking do it.
go
I'm a red car
People literally made one said what the fuck did I just tuned into your rod? I didn't know you I didn't know you were a rapper bro
What did I miss?
It's gold.
They should make Drew wall AI.
What did I miss?
I would sell this gold.
No, no, this one's the best.
Why do you know these?
This one's a bop, bro.
No, no, no, this one's great.
Because I like it.
Why do you have AI Ron on your database?
Because he's a good rapper.
This one's really like he goes hard in this one.
Oh shit, oh shit.
I'm not playing with you. I'm not playing bro
You don't want to fuck with me. I run these streets. Yeah, that's what I thought bitch. I like
Told y'all it was dangerous
But it's a play though
How many gallons of water are we used to make this a lot?
Do you know it takes like way more water to make one almond dude?
Oh
He just writes it here. What are you?
What?
Young guy. Oh, this should be banned. It should be but it's like it's not real so it's
like this making AI of other people's got to be banned row hasn't ever done it
for you though I'd like it all yeah they made some bullshit oh we have to do
the window roll down that the windows are too tinted what do you mean oh my
My god, Drew, really?
No, they're gonna kill me.
It's just cool, I'm cool about the conversation.
Oh.
So now what do I play, bro?
This is all I know.
Okay, play me your favorite song right now.
Wait, what should we do first?
Should we get outfits first?
Wait.
I'm letting you know, though,
I'm not taking my chrome off, so.
That's fine.
Um.
So when you get me outfit, it has to be chrome.
Or it has to be like, go with the chrome.
my favorite song right now I've been listening to this a lot in the car this
is my shit I know it's it's kind of like boring but it's it really gets me
going what is this turn it up I never heard this
I said certified free seven days a week wet ass pussy make that proud game
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you fuckin' with the wet ass pussy.
You fuckin' in the mouth.
Turn this bitch up.
Ass pussy.
Do everything you got.
Put this wet ass pussy.
Leave it up.
You can catch a charge.
Extra large and extra hard.
Put this pussy right in your face.
Slip your nose like a credit card.
Hop on top.
I wanna ride.
I do a queue.
What is the size?
Put it in my mouth.
Put it in my eyes.
Pussy is wet.
I want you to park that big Mack trunk Right in this little garage, make it scream, make
me scream Out in public, make it sing
I don't cook, I don't clean But let me tell you I got this string
Come on, you need to follow me, trip down inside of me
Jump out where you're gonna get inside of me I tell them what I'm playing, they'll
tell them what I'm about to be I run down on the floor, I don't have a nigga
running me, talk your shit, like you live
Ask for a call when you ride that dick
But you really ain't never got them talkin' for a thing
It's your father's birthday. This is what his two sons are doing
I don't want to spit I want to go I want a gang I want a joke I want you to touch that little dangly thing
That's swinging the back of my throat my head can this fire for 90
All right, I'm gonna call right now you are gonna make it about I would say 30 seconds before oh my god
Is that lacy kids are in school? We're fine doesn't matter. Yes, it does get out of school an hour
We're fine Nick look at me. I was once outside of Krispy Kreme. I had a dad a dad of four
He screams out. Oh my god. Is that lacy's brother?
And then I called him fat and he comes into my shroom. It says he did like me
But now he doesn't because I call them fat. So let's let's go even out of white
Did you do that?
Like when I was from here?
At any last time?
I don't know.
Last time I had no choice.
We had 500 fans checking.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is why we started stream early today.
Because no fans are going to be at the mall
because they're all in school.
So we'll go to the mall.
We have we have like an hour here before kids get out of school. Okay. All right, so we have an hour
We'll get outfits and then
We will what's it called? Oh, I found my crotch. I'm an idiot
Yes, I think someone's behind you
You don't got school okay, yeah, bro, let's get a flake
Oh my god, we just did it.
We didn't go to the car.
I had the same shirt.
30 bucks.
From Tilly?
Damn right.
We locked it.
Oh my god.
That's a bingo.
Bingo.
Bingo.
Bingo.
Okay.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's get a flick, bro.
Come on.
Beautiful.
Oh my god.
Yo rums, mark it off.
Oh.
Oh, that will save the picture.
Oh, okay.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
I got you.
Hey.
Man.
Here we go.
Nice.
Nice to meet you, man.
Thank you so much.
Oh, true.
Appreciate it.
Let's go.
Have a good one, bro.
You too, bro.
What were you paid after?
Oh my God.
It's a bingo right off the bat.
I know.
It's not a bingo.
It's a bingo.
No, a bingo is like five in a row.
You know, a bingo is just like one.
That's just like one.
five in a row no bingo that's just like one no bingo's when you get something
up the bingo card and we just got something up the fucking bingo card
son oh my god all right come on let's get going let's keep walking bro
brother I just I just watched him throw up you dude that's disgusting don't
Oh my god, he's still going.
So Chad, this is the biggest mall in America.
I know you guys probably thought, oh, America Dream Mall is the biggest.
No, this Mill Creek Mall in Erie, Pennsylvania is the biggest mall in America.
There's a lot more people than I thought.
I don't know what you spent all your time.
Oh my god, brother.
You see that store right there?
FYE?
I don't know if that's a popular store.
I would come here with like a $20 milk, you could get a nice pair of headphones in
there.
You get so much shit in there.
Nowadays it's just expensive though.
Mark it up.
Drew, you're such a discreet cameraman.
What do you mean?
You're very discreet.
discrete it's not a weak-ass mall
tattoo shop yeah I was thinking my nipples
pierced there you know when it goes
basket oh my god they did oh it's just
remodeling okay good it's all good man
so good yeah a bunch of stores are just
like empty now why I don't know you
don't go to malls anymore bro yes bro I
promise people go to the milk cream
This shit is, this shit is f*****s.
This shit is f*****s.
That's his free feel.
Is it an entire f*****g hate shop?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
This is insane.
Okay.
Hometown hero.
This shit is a ghost town? Do you feel like Batman sometimes?
Like Batman?
Yeah, like why would I feel like Batman?
Does it ever annoy you?
you
you
you
you
you
You're the best one.
I'm a real deal.
I'm not going to be a boss in a good club.
I've got to take all my money back.
And now, I don't have any, but I have to take all my money back.
I'm not going to be a boss.
I've got to take all my money back.
You know what?
You're going to be a boss.
You're going to be a boss.
Hey, you guys, nice to meet you.
Yeah, oh yeah, thank you so much. So man, how you doing nice? I'm freshman year
They have Rolex here, okay you guys have Rolexes or no
Oh, Cartier?
Cartier?
Cartier.
Cartier?
Cartier?
I don't think they have...
Ashcroft and Oak.
Excuse me? Do you guys have Rolexes here?
Cartier?
What do you guys sell?
Cartier.
Cartier.
Yeah, I'm more of a Rolex type of guy.
Cartier.
Okay, okay, all right, so sir as right now and gift for dad's not we go to Dix and get
Of course for yeah, I like your shirt
Let me take it for you. I got you man. I like your shirt
beautiful
There you go, excuse you girl
Okay, dude we could go to Dick's and get down to Dick's gift card so we could go buy whatever golf loves you
once
So how much is this gift card gonna be $1,500? Holy shit, what no budget in your life?
Yeah, seven seven hundred fifty dollars each I make that a month
Dude
It's for dad you can spare a month of work for that
No, I can't
I'm planning on moving I've got bills to pay. All right, listen, let's go get out
first one. All right, she got a JC Penney? For what? Oh, for we got to get out. We
got to be each other's outfits. Yeah. Where do you want to go to that like that one?
Like 70 K, 70 K a month. I don't know. They're trying to say I make 70 K a month.
You do make 70 K a month. I wish. Oh my gosh. Good old fashioned GameStop.
Yeah, I won't try to apply there and I got denied to work there. Yeah, oh or Macy's to vehicles and Macy's
What do you mean? I think I'm gonna put you in a nice like a nice like dressy outfit
So like so like a streets like smart type of type of I mean
Look how many jerseys they have over there
That chrome long sleeve is so tough Lacey.
Thank you.
Oh god, I mean.
Yeah, you're, uh, should have Macy's or JC Penney's to get outfits.
I feel like JC Penney's.
No, no.
That's like comparing like, no Macy's is a lot of oranges to apples.
Oh god.
So for you, I'm thinking, I really want to see you look nice and like dapper.
I don't look dapper right now.
No.
We have to, we have to complete the vehicle.
We only have two more hours.
What time is it?
Do you have to do this in three hours?
Yes, we have three hours.
Brother, I thought Daniel was at seven.
No, Daniel is at six.
No, I'm at six.
What's up, bro?
Can I get a picture of you?
Of course, man, yeah, let's do it.
No problem.
Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
No problem.
I saw one of you came in here.
You're extreme.
Yeah.
I saw a bunch of kids flying through the mall.
Ah, yeah.
And then I saw...
You know how popular this mall is?
Biggest mall in America.
Yeah.
And then I saw you pop up on malls like a...
Do you know where you work at Foot Lockers?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I saw you pop up on his Instagram.
Ah.
Oh, and then I was like
Lacey and what the fuck? Yeah
Let's get a flick and then I
Found out you
This is my hood. I'm from this hood. So
She's talking about dangerous here, right? I'm hearing it's dangerous
Yeah
That's what I'm saying. It's always fighting, violence and shit. Yeah.
How's he gonna flick? Yeah, yeah.
Is that a gang?
Oh, shit. Okay.
There you go, sir.
Appreciate your work. Hey, nice to meet you, dude. Have a go on.
Nice to meet you, Daniel.
Thank you, man. Of course.
That'll be you, Daniel.
I told you all there was gang stuff here.
What?
Is it a gang?
Twizz or us?
Wait, what?
I'm gonna go and explore.
See?
No way.
Could you imagine if I put a nice jeep store
and I'd go up the back of the store?
That's sad, man.
OK.
Where? What?
What should I put you in?
Oh, hold on now.
Don't even do it.
I'm not wearing a dress.
No, no, no.
Oh, my God.
These are too much.
Are they?
Shit I know I know I need to energy to be sure they have energy here, right I
Gave you near ago in Erie on God. Oh, yeah, you're gonna get killed in it's like on you're gonna get straight up killed dude
Are the men's clothes upstairs
Excuse me are the men's clothes upstairs
Oh
Okay. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, yeah, Luke. Oh, this is my type of aisle.
Here's what I'm going to read chat guys. I'm not listen. It's a little more difficult. Okay. I'm not in my element
This is like this is like going to someone else's house. All right. How we're in a mall
Yeah, this is your city dude. Yeah, it is
Damn right. It's yeah. This is my city fairs for your service, ma'am
Drew if you came into family dollar, I wouldn't treat you like that
What is family dollar? Family dollar? Oh my God. Family dollar is a classic.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest. We'll see.
$140. Future dinner? We could get suits for dinner.
Wait, so who's paying for all these clothes? You.
So how about your city? I pay for your outfit. You pay for mine.
I'm taking you to Goodwill. Goodwill? Yes. Where's that?
We're going to Goodwill or we're gonna go to the thrift store.
Where's that just down the road if I got a paper your clothing, okay? Okay? I want you to wear
Play really
What are you laughing for true? I want you to wear a trench coat. What's a trench coat?
Yeah, what fits I have a look in it. I get a minute higher day
Should I get a minute trench coat or should I put him in like a nice little light? You know what actually?
Oh my God.
Try this on.
Oh, here.
Here.
Oh.
Ew.
Why does it feel like lube?
Try this on.
Ew.
Okay.
I'm actually liking this a lot.
I'm liking this a lot.
Dude, I'm so hot.
This thing is so hot.
It's...
Why is it so warm?
Chad, what do we think?
Or should I go for a little more summer vibe, Chad, like some short shorts?
Yeah.
Yeah, what do we think or should I go for a little more summer vibe chat like some short shorts?
He looks like a detective
I don't think so at the moment just trying some stuff on
Thank you, thank you
Okay, I mean I'm gonna be honest not sure if I take it off put it back
Looks like you got to flash some more
Okay, wait a minute I
I could see him in a nice little, like, striped button-up.
Oh, now we're talking.
Now we're talking.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Luke.
Oh, wait.
Are these swim trunks?
No, they're not swim trunks.
All right.
Perfect.
Can I try them on right here?
I'm just gonna wear it.
And then...
Ooh, what about that stripe?
Do you have it on blue?
That's right there.
Where?
You're down the wall.
Okay, I'm not gonna do that.
Ooh!
Are you?
Huh?
That's so curious.
Ooh!
Okay!
Listen to what he would normally wear, though.
You gotta switch it up.
This is...I would not wear this, Drew.
What kind of view would I would like a little button up? I'm not gonna lie go to H&M. Is there H&M here?
Like we look you gotta be quicker look you look you just gotta get something dude
mean
Chrome at this mall exactly
We need to switch up this bingo. We switch up some another another task
Jewel has to get a girl has to get a girl's number
Come on now
That's nice Luke. That's nice Luke
How big is this large that's nice on you Luke? I like that
So this and this
Yeah, what do we think on the shorts yes or no yes or no on the shorts. I'm liking the shorts
What do you think
No, they're saying no for the shorts. What do we get them a nice little banana shirt?
Okay chat yellow or pink shirt yellow or pink
Which one? Which one?
One or six. You're a pink. Okay, I'll get you the pink shirt.
All right. Grab that pink shirt.
And then...
Look what's in my shorts.
You didn't sell it for two?
I don't know. I haven't seen any shorts.
I haven't seen any shorts either.
You're not sure hanging out of your shorts.
Ooh!
Nick, how much would you have to be paid to start in like an underwear picture like brand?
Like where you're used to your bulge out. Well, actually I'm doing that soon. Oh
Actually doing that very soon modeling for a brand where I basically have to it's just
under the mud. Oh, it is. Yes. This is what I'm talking about. Okay. No, no, Nick, but
I'm not going hunting. It doesn't matter. You're wearing these. Yeah. What do we think
about the camel pants? Well, we go with the nice little purple vibe. Where's nice
little purple and pink? Purple and pink? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, they're large. I'm 5'6".
Okay, you want a medium? Yes. Medium, medium. Okay. Actually, I kind of want a new small
a little skim tight on you and I have to wear these yeah I'll just need if I wear
this today purple and pink yeah there we go okay
there's no barrier yeah it's like blocked
We've never had any service or anything here.
So are you gonna have to pay?
Right there.
So are you gonna have to wear what I pick out for you?
I'll have to approve it.
What do you mean?
What, are you gonna have some shoes?
No, he's having me with the other one.
How about this? I pay for mine, you pay for yours.
What do you mean?
You pick out mine, I pay for mine.
And then I pick out yours, you pay for yours.
Well, no, you can get super expensive shit that's a cap swear that I don't yet really I sort of I
Misread it usually I can read it because I have a breeze on so I
Because that's also your your technique. I know your technique. No, my technique when I think of shit is I
See like this and I suck the poop back in my butt
I'm gonna pick out like a four thousand dollar outfit that's why I said I had to
improve it but I already told you the top is off limits because I'm not
taking my chrome off I'm not taking my tilly shirt off
Yes, you are.
Well, is there anything that you've tried
between the spend $4,000 type of small ones?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I don't think you're good.
They have a designer's work.
Well, they don't.
They closed.
That's fucking business.
Yeah, none.
You've got a gender reveal type of fit?
Yeah, but you're really going to put me in skin tight pants.
They're not skin tight.
You've got me small.
No, they're medium.
Well, we're going to fit in that.
You're going to look good, bro.
You're going to look good, dude.
I promise.
I trust you.
Just try a new style out, you know?
That's all.
Trying to pick up some girls, if you know what I'm saying.
Can you, are you?
Would you like to come over?
Because I gotta go back to your room.
Hello, Cindy.
Nice to meet you, ma'am.
Nice to meet you, Cindy.
I'm trying to pick up some girls' new outfits, you know?
Come on, there you go.
What do you think about his outfit here?
That's what he chose.
Well, none of it.
Yeah, they'll see it in there.
Yeah, they will.
Maybe we should always do that little green jacket over the picture.
I know, I think we should skip on that.
I think the pink sticking out.
Well, you're going for the colorful vibe.
Yeah, we're going for the colorful.
There you have the colors.
I'm all good.
I'm all good.
Turn your face down.
Green jacket.
We should have green jacket real quick.
No.
Hold on.
The purple one right there.
I'm having trouble with the connection nice try again later. No connection. I got the new
I was on the waitlist.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to come build a tower in here.
Get a little bit of 5G.
Right.
I'm paying for it you just told me I won't when did I say that
Oh we don't even need a bag he's gonna wear him he's gonna wear it out no no I
I would like a bag so I can carry my other clothes in there.
You just throw it away. It's fine. Throw it away.
It's just $30.
Okay.
I always want to do that.
Can we get a little purse?
No, no, no. We are not role-playing today.
So he has to approve of what I get him.
Oh yeah. I kind of want to actually get you like,
I kind of want to bring you back to your old days
where you just didn't wear designer.
I don't wear designer, I just wear chrome.
Nice Nike, I just wear chrome.
Thank you so much, you're having a nice day today.
All right, let's go to the changing room, huh?
So Chad, do I put him in something like nice
or do I try to make him look just special?
How can you do that there?
There's nothing you could put on me
that would make me look dumb when I have chrome on.
Now listen, we're on a time crunch, Luke, so you...
Oh!
Hold on.
How do you have connection in here?
Hold on.
You're so lucky.
You didn't put it back to me, White Axle.
people in my room.
Go get changed at your pit.
This is a disabled person fitting in.
This is for disabled people.
There's something that's odd going away, the disabled person.
Go get changed.
I could spend 200 bucks on grailed and have a better fit than that chrome
Buddy this is a archive piece. You can't get a better fit than this
You guys know that they actually
Just a fun fact you guys probably don't know this because you weren't there but at fashion week
They do a thing
Where they vote on the best outfit of fashion week like the most unique the best outfit for all of New York
Fashion Week all the influencers and like fashion people they do a vote and they voted in my outfit
My chrome as the best fit of New York Fashion Week. I swear. I swear
No the fat the fashion the fashion people
They voted my outfit as the best outfit of New York Fashion Week solely because of my chrome jacket
They said my chrome jacket was such an archive piece that they just won
Did he just bust a nut in the changing room?
Luke?
You good in there?
Fun fact, one time I had sex in the changing room.
this small. Serious thing. Dude! That feels good bro! I like you. Pop the collar maybe?
Oh, there's one button?
One button?
Oh, nah! Oh, nah, buddy!
You're looking tough!
Come on!
You're gonna have to be in this all day, even for dinner?
What?
I'm gonna have to wear this since it's a dinner.
Yeah.
Off-Street.
Yeah, for dad's birthday.
Someone might have picked it up. You're out later.
You want to do it in this story or you want to do it in a different story?
you
you
you
you
you
pants. Alright, where's the pants at?
At two? One hat?
Give me a hat. Where's the pants at?
Do you think butt the top? Because I'm wearing a skirt.
Where's the pants at?
Give me everywhere there's the pants.
The pants are kind of nice though.
I picked a bad store to be honest.
They all look the same, Drew.
I'm gonna go ask him.
She had a nice little skeleton bag.
Just gotta put this around his waist
Yeah, but I wanted to paint it
How am I gonna fit a girl panel my over my face
Dude you have so many excuses. You tell me how I'm a big girl pants over my brace
vegetable
These are gonna fit you oh
Take your brace off I'm not taking my brace off
These are kind of nice though.
These are bulky too, so you can't forget this over your brace.
That's a size 30's.
Ask her if she has 34's in those.
You have 34's in these?
Sit.
Ah, dude, you're...
I'm trying Chad, I'm trying.
I know
Get in that changing room
Are you serious?
Okay
It's gonna be it's gonna be able to hang down
Get down!
You think so?
What are you wearing?
It's 25% off!
Get him a helmet?
Will he actually wear it?
I picked a good sewer.
That's in the arrow.
Mine's loading.
Load him your pink helmet.
I do a pink helmet.
Okay, we're doing this.
We're gonna do the helmet.
Wait, is that shiny one?
Or...
Is this on for me?
Did I hell it on for me?
I kind of like the hat though.
Alright, so you guys take hat?
The hat.
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Little tight, but it's okay.
Okay, so how about this?
You pick.
Do you want the helmet or the hat?
You wanna try the helmet on?
I'm thinking the hat.
Green hat.
I'm thinking green hat.
What's that?
I don't know. It's crazy because you know, we didn't say there's a limit to stores either, Luke.
We didn't say there's a limit to stores either.
Wait, what do you mean?
You can just find you a nice little hat.
That's the one I was just gonna put on you, Luke.
No.
Hey, yeah, put this one on.
I already have pink on.
I already have pink on.
Put that on.
I like that I like that a lot actually I like that a lot
I don't know what you're looking for.
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh, yeah, I like that a lot.
What's up, bro?
Oh, my God, I'm embarrassed.
Hell, yeah.
Here, this is $25.
Let's do it.
Here, this is $25.
Let's do it.
Here, this is $25.
Here, this is $25.
Here, this is $25.
Here, this is $25.
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Shouts on my breast cancer
Chad I look swaggy
I can't do it.
Up.
Oh, Jesus.
That's it.
The tag's huge.
I mean, I can.
You want me to?
No, that's good.
Where are we going?
Well, our next thing was...
Okay, so...
Okay.
I mean, hey, chat.
Well, you get a bingo spin in the chat.
That's bingo.
That's a bingo.
Is it?
Oh, yeah, it is a bingo.
Okay.
So that means next up we have...we can either get a strike at round one or
Or we could get that again. I say we get that I say we get a strike around one then get that again
Or you all the shopping out of the way. No, I don't want to carry that gift. Come on. Is it around one near here?
Around one near here. Yeah, it's down here
You really have the Fed extra you know you're gonna have to carry right I can barely bowl with my knee. Oh, yeah
I've been I've been you got a strike. Yeah, of course
Can I get a strike?
Look at my bill. I'm athletic.
Wait, Chet, realistically, how long is he going to take us to get a strike?
Not long.
Wait, round one right here.
Let's do this.
Hi, how are you?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi, Missy.
Hey, how you guys doing?
Of course, yeah, let's do it.
Want to get a picture?
Of course!
No problem, I'll just go through one.
She actually yelled Drew.
She actually yelled Drew.
She wanted to get a picture with Drew.
How do I look?
Good.
How do I look?
17 different types of drugs and you should be on the side of the road with this one.
Really?
Yeah.
Is it the hat?
Yeah, it is the hat.
The hat really comes in the fit.
Oh my...
Oh geez.
Say cheese!
Cheese!
Cheese!
Cheese!
Cheese!
Cheese!
Cheese!
Cheese!
Cheese!
Cheese!
Oh my...
What's this for?
It's for you.
I don't need it.
You can keep it.
Oh my friend wants to say hi.
I don't need it like an ice cream.
Okay, thank you so much.
Bye.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Yeah, let's go, bro.
Yeah.
Appreciate you, bro.
Hey, nice to meet you all.
All right, get that out of the way.
She just gave me... she gave me... she gave me... she gave me... she gave me... she gave me a donation.
She gave me... that's 300 bits, bro. Really?
300 bits!
She gave me 300 bits!
And a hug.
No!
Wait, is this for Robb on's app?
Yeah.
Where?
Wait.
Um, yeah, no, it is.
It's up here to the left, like, I think.
Wait, energy drink here is Celsius.
Ohhhhh!
Now we're talking!
Let's get jiggy with it!
Is there a sugar-free-
Oh, Rockstar? What is that?
Zero Rockstar, how much are that?
No, no, no, he can pay for him. He just ripped the tag off. I gave it to her.
Yeah, what is Rockstar punch?
That's horrible.
But the cam looks pretty sick.
It's horrible?
Wait, is it actually a gold one?
Because it has zero sugar.
Let's try it.
Bye, my pee!
Bye!
Where is round one, Luke? You said it's right here.
Listen, if you go out, it's Kirkland!
Yo, it's Kirkland!
Bro, it's Kirkland!
What is Kirkland?
But why they got a skeleton, bro?
It's not a Kirkland store with a-
Yo, it's in peace, man.
It's- if you go out here-
Holy shit, Erie's dead. Yo, Erie's not dead.
All the kids are in school, bro.
And you guys don't understand, this is like, since they know I'm back in town, a lot of the gangs know not to come here.
What's their wrong entrance?
Whoa.
Yo, it's right there!
Nice man.
Are those girl pants or no?
Yes, they're girl pants.
How did I get in this hat?
How did I end up in this hat?
There's no Amish people in PA or in Erie, dude.
Yeah, there is.
There is?
Yes.
Hey, slow down.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
I can't walk that fast.
Sorry about that.
99 cent ice cream.
Where?
Too bad I'm on a diet.
Can't eat it.
Going to the trash.
Man, I haven't been around one ever. I've never been here before.
You've never been here?
No.
Wait, Luke.
Yeah?
Can you hold this real quick?
Yeah.
Just this?
Yes, I put my hat back on.
Dude, I look like fucking Kirby.
You look fine. I look way worse than you.
Well, to be honest, since I have chromon, it kind of just, like, beats the whole thing, facts.
Yeah, the pants don't look horrible.
Thank you for your service!
Stop security!
Alright, I love you too!
I love you too!
We're outside!
What is Billy Badass going to do?
Who is Cosmo and Juan?
You realize who's like a fucking crack?
I think we look like actual crackheads walking down the street right now and around the world.
They're gonna think we're coming to rob the store.
We're gonna rob a round one.
Yeah, how do you do that?
You get all the prizes?
Whoa!
Simran Bowling!
Huh?
Don't tell me Bowlings all the way upstairs.
Probably, it's the biggest.
Wait, what if they don't have Bowling?
Oh my gosh, I don't know if they have Bowling.
You just pointed the camera at bowling and said,
give ramen, oh I'm down to eat.
Oh, we're about to get Sarah's burger too.
Come on.
Up there.
You've been here before?
Not to this one.
There was an elevator.
elevator. Dude! What? I only have escalators that just don't work. Oh, is there a single
Soul in this place?
Which is with the elevator?
I don't even know where I'm going. The guest counter?
Oh wait, it says it right here.
Why is it a low key pick?
Alright chat. Next task is to bowl a strike.
What has had it so long?
Where's bowling?
What is this, massive? Oh my god.
Okay.
Where do we buy bowling at?
That's coming, that's coming.
Alright, realistically Chad, how long does it take us to get a strike?
One throw.
So hey, let's be friends, I'm dying to see how this one ends, grab your passport in
my hand, I can make the bad dives good for a weekend.
How you doing? Can you at least hold?
Um, yeah, I'm just walking down the road.
Walking?
We'll do two games, two games. Can you say it?
What?
Uh, two.
To be honest, Shat,
is here the most dead city in the world?
the world.
How do I make money?
There's no way to save profit.
What?
If he's not going to be holding,
but if you have to pay for it,
you have to pay for it.
Yeah, bro, the mall is so dead.
Here's the thing.
The mall gets lit
when kids get out of school
in the weekends.
But obviously, right now,
at 2 o'clock, when everybody's in school,
No one's gonna be at the mall dude.
Like when school gets out they'll be like 30 kids here.
There's not a lot of people.
Yeah we gotta hurry up here.
Okay.
Realistically, who still goes to malls in 2020-26, man?
Think about it.
You could just online shop.
You could just go to VaVet.com and get whatever you want.
Facts.
Have we got to sign our lights away?
Yep.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Two sizes for you guys, okay.
Two size, I'm gonna be a size, do you guys have 24?
No, we have to do the bigger shoes.
The bigger shoes that we have.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm gonna do the bigger shoes.
Can I do the bigger shoes you guys have?
I've always wanted to do this. Thank you so much
It flows don't fit
All right, let's get bowling
Damn time
I don't even know what I can really do but I got this Luke you have fucking
shat shoes on
shoes for Thanos
baby okay school officially got out one minute ago so that means we have 20
minutes to get a strike and leave.
Okay?
No, if you live in here in Pennsylvania, and you're in the stream, do not come to the mall.
Just meet us at Sarah's.
What?
I'd rather than meet us at the beach at Sarah's than come to the mall and us be stuck here. Facts.
Because we're gonna be at Sarah's at four- in an hour probably.
Okay.
I'm wasting them up.
Jahu, type of one if you guys still do bunny ears when you tie your shoe.
What?
How do they change how they tie their shoes?
Well, I'm asking if they do it.
How else do you tie your shoes?
I'm going to tie their shoes before it's too late.
I do have bunny ears.
Like two bunny ears?
You're not cool because you wear shoes around on time, bro.
Look, they still...
Look, everyone does bunny ears.
I know. Wait, is this lane 11?
I think that's the wrong lane.
How do we know?
I'm ready to pull.
Come on.
Just because you don't know how to tie your shoes doesn't mean you're cool.
I know how to tie my shoes, bro.
First stop laughing.
All right.
I like it all the way down here.
Holy Jesus.
Holy Jesus.
Holy Jesus.
Holy Jesus.
Holy Jesus.
Holy Jesus.
Holy Jesus.
I
Which has bowling dangers for my leg
She not safe broke lane 11. Oh, yeah, I got I got I got I got it
Is that working?
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
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you
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Oh
Oh my god
How, son? How? My hands are all greasy. These balls are greasy.
Come on Luke, I need one out of you kid.
Show them you know how to work those balls!
What the... What was that?
I
Blow chat I'm so close
I feel like a heavier ball doesn't make it better, but wouldn't it make a more of a
like impact or no because speed over velocity over mass because we got to get
a strike son
I don't have enough controls. I can't walk up and do it.
Fuck!
It's up to me.
I'll live for this fucking moment.
Very well, you're settled.
I'm taken by strength.
I'm gonna strike this one.
No.
Please get a strike.
We still have to go make that a cake!
you
you
you
you
you
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Get the big data cake bro. That's so long
It's only three we saw three so flowers
Okay
Pick out okay, okay, we just gotta get that a gift. We literally just have to get that a gift
Shash, should I get my dad the new irons for his birthday?
Or do I get him a gift card so he can pick out what irons he wants?
Look at this.
I wish you could put your dick in my sweater.
Hey, where's my bed?
Uh, you have a bed?
Suttered you?
Look in at you.
In at me!
Okay, Luke, do you know what iron's dad uses?
He doesn't use a specific set.
He tries a bunch of different things.
He's not...
Get a dress for a new person all over again!
Oh yeah.
I wanna blue some lines obsessed with you
I'm seriously your same stand
Why don't we get him something actually affordable?
I'm getting him in the golf clubs
I got you right here
You know that kid you know that kid two years ago that chased you down in the car to water me
so you know team you got older I got a little older I got a little older nice to meet you bro
I'm wrong. I can't right now. He's, uh, he's busy.
He's got to harm me.
Nice to meet you.
Are you fucking inshore?
I'm very upset.
Do you know how to do a lesson?
Alright, close your eyes.
Seriously, close your eyes, tilt your head back,
and open up.
I'm not gonna put you on.
Okay, ready?
The elevator's open. It's fine. Ready?
Okay, so all the way! Another one, another one. Trust me, trust me.
Okay, all right, now feel down about ten minutes. Actually, you know what? One more.
Now your first time drinking an energy drink? No.
We miss the elevator.
He's already got his little stupid gum bro. It's a stupid it makes me smarter
Dude there's hella people here. I told you no you want. It's crazy drew things. I'm kidding
He thinks we're getting when we go back downstairs into the mall because schools out now it's going to be packed
Yeah, like you saw we were here before as a ghost town right as soon as we step out of this elevator and go into the mall
You're gonna see there's like gonna be like people like it's gonna be full packed
There's gonna be lines to get into stores. It's gonna be like it's gonna be like a like a la mall
Yeah, what if we buy a sheet cake and then just decorate it
Why don't we just do that?
We do that.
We just gotta go to, um, uh,
Wegmans? Wegmans?
W idea. W idea.
Cause chat, people in chat, they don't know what Wegmans is.
Yeah, that's a lie.
If they watch my stream, they definitely know what Wegmans is.
Dude, dude, dude, dude's doing a stream.
How the fuck are you clout chasing your own brother?
What?
Yeah, for real.
What?
How are you clout chasing me?
I mean, you're a stream of my brother?
This is ridiculous.
All right, all right, I just want to I just want to be prepared because as soon as we walk out of the mall
There's gonna be a lot of people okay
That's now that's now that schools out the malls gotta be packed
Spirit all the way
Four minutes for $15.
Four minutes, $15.
It's insane.
I can't want to do that.
Four minutes.
Chat, I know y'all are saying, oh, there's no people, brother, no one's going to be
shopping at this side of the mall.
Everyone's on the food court side. We go to the food court. There's gonna be lines at every restaurant
It's gonna be packed to the fucking gale son watch
Shop-dine place stay where?
Goddamn eerie's a ghost town. Yeah, right because so many people died
So half the stores are closed down. Yeah, because so many people died in violence here because there's no business
Oh, I told you it's so well the true towns like this that don't have a lot of people
It's because so many people are scared to go outside because how dangerous it is
Wait, look, keep this in your bag.
You live in an Amish town, dude?
This town is...
Oh, this is sad.
Bro, see...
Seasonal change is incredible. Everything's different.
It's just, if you're like a creator, it's not great.
At all. It's horrible.
Simon, how you doing?
How you doing?
So I play college football, I play for Gannon, and I need a new pair of cleats, my shit.
A new pair of cleats?
I was just wondering if you could do me a favor.
I could do that.
Come on, let's go.
Let's go to Dick's.
I got you, bro.
I got you, bro.
Wait, where'd you go to high school at?
Northeast.
Northeast?
Okay, cool.
What position do you play?
Running bag.
You like star or are you like a little back up?
I'm like a back up.
A back up type?
Okay.
Like I'm not sure I'm actually out are you just
They're gonna see the field
Sorry about that
Are you guys just friends? What are you guys gonna make it official?
Yeah, I mean he's asking the right questions
Shit
You said what oh he said he said you want to be his girlfriend
All right, so listen you get the cleats you want and we're gonna go get
I'm going to get two pairs of this.
Thank you, brother.
Appreciate you, man. Nice to meet you.
Why don't I actually kind of look,
to be honest, I look good in this hat.
Yeah, I think it's tough.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm going to go along.
With the Chrome Hearts and the...
Oh, wait, what is this?
What is this jacket?
With the Chrome Hearts.
Hey, say that one more time, twin.
That Chrome Hearts.
That's Chrome.
So, I was actually going to get two pairs,
but if, you know, I'm going to put just one.
Two pairs.
You're going to get two pairs back there?
Oh, yeah, it's that second one, I mean, so like what can you explain what the two pairs of usage would be like so for like practice and then for like
That's a sir, I think there's an extra zero on 300
Oh god, so it's supposed to be 300, not 30?
Uh, I don't need to close, it's just a clue.
Oh yeah, we'll pass on a Nike Pro, sir. Just to shoes, just to shoes.
Oh yes, tap the pay, tap the pay.
Hey.
Come on, don't decline on me here now.
There we go.
Oh my gosh, thank you, bro.
Hey, listen, what's your name?
I appreciate you, Pascal LaPorte.
Pascal before listen, I better on my soul. I'm expecting I'm expecting a touchdown. This is me. I'm gonna get you
I need a touchdown. I'm gonna get you. All right. Yeah, I'm gonna send it to you on Instagram
Send send it to you on Instagram. Appreciate you, bro. Yes
Of course, yeah
Thank you nice to meet you for your brother. I don't know chat. Yeah, you gotta get you got to get back to the hometown, bro
Okay, look
Luke. I got a little older. I got a little older. What is Luke? Oh, is he getting my
dad golf calls? Okay. We should get my dad a golf care package. Hey, guys, do you guys
Do you have the newest irons by any chance?
Do you know if dad's tried the newest irons?
The QPs? QP?
QP140? I think it is.
All the new irons.
He likes calloways, no?
The balls.
That's what I would do.
No, because I remember, here's the thing.
I told him that, because shout out Callaway,
they were sending me the newest irons.
When I told him that, he was like,
oh, you should see if they could send me a set,
I really want them.
Now it's his birthday, I could just get him
the newest Callaway irons.
What are the newest Callaway irons called?
Which one's like the best one, you say, out of the newest?
Okay, what's the price tag you look like on those?
$15
I can't reach
Can you just put these back for me and get me another box of the ones to the side the normal yellow, please
Got your man buying $1500 irons, and I'm buying golf balls
Thank you, sir. Yeah, I'm fine. He likes those ones. Kyle is super soft. Yeah, we do three more days
Yeah, really bro? I just mogged me. We're gonna get him a golf care package for his birthday.
Okay. Is he just like white? No. Only yellow. Okay, so we got him four things at golf balls.
Oh five I guess. Yeah. Okay, is he like tease? Yep, I know what's tease he likes. Let's go look over here.
I
Gotta be would gotta be would
Should I get him do I get him the Callaway the new Callaways
Yes, but like
Just be like
Clubs you wanted so I got you a $2,000 gift card to get whatever I'm sure right sure man
It's a turn money's we could get the brand new irons, whatever one he wants
Because remember when you went and you like tested out 18 different herbs, so.
I know but, like, that's boring.
How would, question, sir.
If I were to, so basically, it's my dad's birthday, you know, he taught me a lot of
stuff growing up.
He taught me how to golf, how to play basketball.
He taught me how to jerk off, how to be a good kid.
So what would you, so if I do get him irons, could he return them and get, she
You look very familiar.
Did we go to high school together?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh my god.
How you been, brother?
How you been, man?
You go off?
Oh my God!
Oh my God, I haven't seen you in so long.
How you been, bro?
Good.
That's good, dude.
OK, so fitting.
So what's a fitting?
Like, he comes in, he tries out a bunch of clubs,
and then you guys set him up with the best set.
Whatever's best for him.
OK.
And then we can just order whatever he needs.
OK.
How much is the fitting?
49.99 pounds.
49.99?
OK.
And then can I also do a gift card on top of that
for the amount of the clubs you would like?
Yeah.
We just have to do a couple of them
just because the cutoff was bad for them.
Or could I just get him a set of irons
if he doesn't like it,
if he could return them and get new or is NIO worse?
Yeah, we have a 90-day play thing,
so you have 90 days to try them out.
If you don't like being pregnant in the store,
I would just run them.
Get them the irons, right?
The new Callaways?
Okay, Predator or Apex?
Which ones?
Get him a little dick fitting, not a bad shout, Predator or Apex shout, which one?
Or you guys have the P7190s?
P790s, yeah.
P790s.
Get him the Apex Predators.
I'll get him the Apex.
Apex.
Okay, let me buy these for you.
You get them.
Yeah.
Of course do yeah, oh you little biker, okay?
Wait a minute is that your phone?
What's that right there? Huh chrome? Yeah, but it's just it's big
They don't even if I made a real one. I was
You don't gotta say
There's my gift.
You sure you don't want to just give him a package from both of us?
Because you're getting him ironed. Okay, but we could give him a whole golf package for his birthday.
The clubs, the balls, the T's, and we can say it's from his sons.
Son. His sons. What's a good idea, Hawley? Let me look at my chat for inspiration here and see what it looks like with all of these things.
Marlut, I want to say yes. I want to say yes, because I want something to come from me.
These are all the irons right here.
Because I already know who's going to ask.
And how much is that pool set? 1450.
And how does it come just like that? Or does it come in like a little pouch?
The box or anything? It's not very like, you know.
It doesn't appeal as a gift. Here you go. Here's just a box.
You buy a bag and throw them in there. You know what it's like?
them just took the box over just throwing them to him you know it could
it's not a bad idea then how can I do like your what's your guys cheapest bag
she doesn't need a bag yeah I know but what I'm just gonna look like that yeah
okay okay um yeah let me just do it let me do them or I'll just come up and
turn the bag can I do that yeah we'll do that we'll do the bag I don't just give
them the balls the chief the chief is black bag you have
wrap a ribbon around them holding them together oh you guys have ribbons or
No, not really, not really.
Ooh, what is this?
That one right there?
There?
Okay, okay.
Honestly, might just take them like that,
wrap a ribbon around them.
I think that's why everybody really does that.
I'll just take them like that.
He's got a stiff shot for sure.
Pops.
Pops got a stiff one.
Old pops.
Battalion.
Okay.
Gotta go to Hallmark to get a ribbon.
No dude, we're just gonna get a ribbon from Wagmans.
What is a Wagman?
Do you ever heard of Wagmans?
A Wagman.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's my store.
Lacey, what jacket is that? It looks clean as fuck.
Shame on you.
Puke-Farts go.
Are they speaking on us?
They're speaking on us.
Yeah, that's it, sir.
Appreciate it, bro.
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you, too.
Oh, for real?
Yeah, I just want you to shout out 30 Rob.
30 Rob? Hey, shout out 30 Rob.
What do you want to stream?
I just need fucking around.
Oh, cool. In Erie?
Yeah. A lot of stuff to do here, huh?
You know that.
Coming on now.
Appreciate you.
Appreciate you.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Yes, you too.
Again, caught on Discord right now.
Caught on Discord.
What is this?
What's up, bro?
Take the picture, quick.
Take the picture.
That's a nice catch, actually.
I caught it, too.
Thank you.
Appreciate you guys.
Thank you.
Appreciate you guys.
How do you keep these?
30 Rob in the chat.
You got to put one on right now.
I can't miss the chrome.
Oh, that's cool.
I can't miss the chrome.
OK, I ain't gonna do that.
Honestly, I actually like these.
What, you guys so close here?
Yeah, that's my brand.
Cash Crazy.
I actually like these.
I appreciate it.
They go on a dart, too.
Thank you.
Go on a dart?
Hey, I appreciate you guys, bro.
I appreciate you.
Thank you so much.
This is my shit, though.
This is my city.
Remember that.
Is your city?
Yeah.
Remember that.
I'm about to eat these last night.
Bro, it's really our shit, though.
No, I ain't gonna lie.
You said a nothing, bro.
I said an eerie, I said an eerie.
What's the part of eerie?
Turn it this way.
Bro, I grew up in a trenches.
You tell me.
What?
He didn't grow, he did play football.
What?
That's, that's, I get it.
See, that's out the, it's out the,
not the trenches, but it's in the city though.
He's still in the city.
It's out the way, but it's in the city.
You're not to the cook out
Hey
Okay, ready
All right, what do I say? Oh, okay, cool
All right, we got everything let's go
Coming to the cookout
Oh Ryan good to see you, bro
Wait, she was live?
Hey, Gosha loved her stream chat.
What did you say it was? 30?
I don't remember.
30, 30...
30 Rob?
30 Rob.
Gosha loved her stream chat.
Got to support the eerie streamers.
streamers. Oh it's 30 Rob you spell 30. We in Buffalo wait what?
Let me take a picture of you guys showing off the chrome water. Like maybe turn it out or like show the
Okay
All right
You do man. Yeah, pretty good pretty good little honey barbecue some flowers
Thank you so much. Yeah, so I keep her see my dad doesn't like them to come back in exchange for like a different rent
Ah, no, that's cool
Yeah separate or do you want to get it? It doesn't matter. That's you
I'll just gather
Bro get the Pokemon get the new Pokemon. Oh, yeah
This is the new Pokemon. I'm not getting in cars from dicks. I
I heard you're coming to Chicago for a Bears game. When is that? I'm coming to Chicago November 20th with Nick
Narcita. We're going to do a whole Chicago weekend and I'm going to the Bears game.
Of course for you. I like your name, Chris.
Thank you.
Can you take it?
How many bingos is that? Is that four?
We've got a big one to take now.
And then go to Sarah's and get a sponge candy here.
Alright, we'll just take them like this.
Hey, thank you so much, brother.
I don't do it anymore.
You too.
Hey, you go to the car?
Just beautifully get out of here?
We don't have to more.
Everybody else have to pull it up here?
We just get out of here and hit Saras?
No.
Stop right here, man.
Just like this.
Come in.
Nice to meet you, guys.
Oh, sheets?
Yeah.
Man, we did a lot.
Yeah, I like it coming.
I like it coming.
You sound like a guitar last time.
Oh my god, I did sound like a guitar last time.
Well, you, come up a lot.
You got a little older.
You got a little older.
Oh
That was thing was that like last year year and a half ago maybe you're gonna have to go. Yeah, bro. So much has changed
I know I want to go. What's a basic training? What is that?
Congratulations, I just got them watching boots. It's about a game. Are you watching?
Well, she here once like the like you're going. Yeah. Yeah, I get deployed in like 12 days
Thanks for your service
Yeah, of course
Alright, I didn't want to intrude, you know.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Do you think it's true?
Do you think it's true?
You got it?
Yeah.
You're true?
Mm-hmm.
Appreciate it.
Nice to meet you guys.
We're good to see you again, bro.
Hey, good luck in the army.
Is that Luke?
Oh my god, yeah.
Luke's wrong.
You're the biggest fan, bro.
Yeah.
I love your stream.
Yo, too!
That's another big guy.
Luke's brother, yeah.
Thank you so much.
You know what I'm gonna look like?
Huh?
Hook a little bit.
A little bit?
Yeah.
I'll take it.
Luke's brother, am I right?
Yeah.
Hell yeah, bro.
Nice.
I drove all the way here from Cleveland to meet you, Luke.
Thanks, dude.
Yeah, bro.
I'm gonna allow a picture with him.
Oh, you're gonna allow it?
I'm gonna allow it.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll tell you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you.
I'll get one with Luke's brother.
Why not?
Yeah.
Thank you. Thank you guys.
Happy birthday to Big Joe.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What's up? How are y'all doing?
The spots get hot, guys.
The spot is getting hot.
You should be watching this.
We've streamed for the past three hours trying to come see you.
Oh, for real?
You guys are going to haircut.
Oh, haircut.
Okay, I can see.
Fresh cut.
Yeah, let's do it.
Gotta get a haircut.
Did they go to Dennis?
Did they go to Dennis?
Did they go to Dennis?
Did they go to Dennis?
Did they go to Dennis?
Did they go to Dennis?
Relays.
Ah, Dennis is the one, guys, you gotta go to Dennis.
Air ball.
Perfect. Hey, nice to meet you, guys.
Stay safe, Aaron. Thank you, sir.
I'm doing a part-time here.
Luke, come on.
Because I'm not trying to walk through the mall.
All the way around yes for sure like I'm gonna ask
Yeah
500 to play me in bowling
Thank you guys nice to meet y'all
There we go 500 years
You're the method I'm not the method bro. It's called it's called showing love
Hey, thank you, buddy. You know what they say say me and uh me and uh
Goddamn nothing from here. Holy shit
All right
He's flaring up a little bit here Luke. Do you want me to just go get it and pull it around? Oh
Oh, I probably shouldn't do that.
I don't know.
How far is the lock?
Pretty far.
It's far?
Yeah.
Down here, take a right, all the way down the hallway.
Okay.
That's actually not that bad.
This mall's not that big.
Dude, they closed Candy World?
Hey, ladies.
What are you guys doing?
Look at that.
They closed Candy World.
It's coming soon.
Oh, we never had this before.
There was one.
I forgot that that was my, uh...
I forgot that that was my, uh...
Oh, no, they're in there. They're in there.
Everything's in here.
I got, I got banned from this place.
How is the alcohol...
No, it used to be a pretzel shop.
Oh, I'm limping a little bit.
Ooh.
Wait a minute, chocolate factory!
They got high-sponses here!
There's no way they don't...
There's a deal with you guys got a sledge candy here? They do! Oh my god bingo! Can we get some
sledge candy? No no no no no recording.
Do you guys have chocolate covered strawberries?
Oh there's chocolate covered strawberries.
Okay can I have some sledge candy? How many? How many? What do they look like?
Wow, okay, we'll do four.
Okay, we'll do, we'll do, we'll do four.
We'll do four.
Four, what do we do? Two for Drew?
Four of those please.
And then we'll do two chocolate covered strawberries as well.
You can have that one Drew.
Nah, you can have it.
Nah, I'm good.
I'm on a diet. Everyone knows her.
Ooh, chocolate covered pretzels.
Oh my God, dipped marshmallows.
What diet, guys? I'm on a diet. Do you not see my bill? It's getting better.
Six pack?
There's a fly. There's a fly in there.
Go ahead.
Put it in the bag, baby.
Come on, man.
I thought we came in by maces.
Just keep going.
Just stop the right way, dude.
What?
Just stop the right way.
Didn't we come in by maces?
No, we came here.
Yeah, we have to go down there.
You know Mom and Darla are here?
Really?
Yeah, they're here getting their toes done.
Not a bad show.
How do you even get your toes done?
Look at your own damn toes.
I'm getting pissed off right now.
You don't want to piss me off.
Guess who's paying for them to get their toes done?
Me.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
She, Mom, will be there.
No, I told Mom that I'd pay.
Yeah, she's not gonna do it.
Because Mom said, Mom came up to me.
She was like, she's like,
do you think Darlin' would wanna go get her toast done with me?
Aw.
And I was like, yeah, of course.
And then I said, I'll pay for it.
And then the other day, the toast done.
That's so cute.
Look at them bonding.
Oh, we can win a gold war.
No, don't do it.
I still get Texas data and it sticks great.
Okay.
Don't do it.
this place is packed now we are so many people it's hard thank you dude oh no
Oh, it's packed down there.
Brother, it's 100 equal.
The Erie Mall, very, very, uh...
It's a very popular place.
All right, so we go, we get a cake for Dad's birthday,
and then we go to Sarah's, we get a burger from Sarah's,
and then we go to the beach,
and at the beach, go to Dad's birthday dinner.
I feel like, I feel like...
Oh my god, I need him
Oh my god, look at this one
It looks like cocoa but cuter
Doing I got you dude
Wait, it's kind of sad. They're just like in display cases like animals
I believe there's a higher chance of someone buying one of them out of here, you know?
Look how cute this little guy is!
Hey little guy!
Who's a little good little pokey?
My little pokey!
Who's a good little pokey?
Oh!
Well, look, a lot of this guy down here is tough.
Hey, buddy!
Hey!
They're so cute.
Save them.
This one can't give him a hat. I'm not gonna like you don't want this sweaty as hell
Sweaty as hell, bro
It's gonna say package delayed do you watch everyone's got their package delay no one's getting perfect. Nobody
See this is how packed you remorse. This is
There's just no way any of these places are making profit
I'm telling you brother please this place gets packed out during the day and on the weekends
like well how many people are here waiting?
Oh my gosh.
Six people in the whole food cry.
Cause now you're all playing with your EPA.
Wait, well what's next?
Huh?
What's next?
Is it the Sarah's or the cake?
No, next we gotta make that a cake for his birthday.
I'm telling you we don't have to make it on scratch.
We gotta get this clothes on your head.
Just have a look at this.
You have to wash your hands.
You might click the end of the foot.
Mom will be watching this on camera.
It's fine if mom watches this.
Okay, mom.
That's getting her toes done in the air.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
Are you nice?
You're taking a picture?
I'm gonna ask you a question.
I'm gonna ask you a question.
Look, I'm meeting you, man.
You're meeting your four-nice friend?
Yeah, I'm gonna ask you a question.
I'm meeting you, man.
What's going on?
I'm sending you.
Nice to meet you, man.
I'm sending you, I like that.
Hey, you get a strike?
I did get a strike.
That's it?
Yeah.
I was in a bowling league so I was trying to come
get off Fortnite streaming to give you some pointers, man.
I got one.
But I'll let you a little.
I am, yeah, a pitcher right now.
Hey, appreciate you for that.
Thanks, man.
My name's Sandy Tarrotta.
I be on Twitch.
You got to pursue it?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I be on YouTube a little bit,
but Twitch is my big club for that's what I like.
Can I get a picture with you?
Yeah, of course.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
That's probably it.
Let me get this one.
It's a good one.
Yeah.
Appreciate it man.
Appreciate you very much, nice to meet you, keep driving.
Of course, of course.
We're just gonna be in the middle of a year.
Over.
I'm good, of course, man.
Thank you, man.
Nice to meet you, dude.
Nice to meet you.
Come on, let's go.
Oh, duh.
God, what's up, Lacey?
What's up, how you doing, man?
What?
Come on.
Let's go.
Dude, look how packed the parking lot is.
Hey, just now it's starting to pull up.
I like your shirt, man.
Little Lukey.
Parking lots, got four cars in it.
Little Lukey parks in a back row.
Not a bad idea, man.
Little twink.
What's up?
Hey, I'm doing great.
Hey, guys, haircuts.
Okay, we're almost there.
Well, we got three,
or we get four bingos at the mall.
We haven't tried this punch candy yet.
Oh yeah, we gotta do that in here.
Let's do it outside of the car.
You want to know it's crazy?
Chat probably doesn't even know what sponge candy is
because you know it's only an eary thing.
Pepperoni balls is only an eary thing.
Pepperoni balls and sponge candy are both only
eary things.
Really?
Sponge bums?
Sponge bums?
Wait, should I put this in my frunk?
No, I want to put it in my frunk.
I got to put the clubs in the back.
You're right.
You know this?
Sobbler truck has a frunk.
Yeah.
All right.
Wait, I get a sponge candy.
Where is it?
Right here.
All right.
So Chat, a lot of you guys.
Actually, all of you guys, unless you live in Erie, you don't know what this is, okay?
So, Erie has two things.
you
you
you
you
you
I
When everybody know this yeah
The UK is sweet now you want to know what sweet in the UK. Oh, what is that place in the UK? It's called
Yes, Brixton sweet as hell
Brixton yes, what's that it's it's like a place sweet as shit
And they had these people come to Brixton bullies next challenge
If I can drive with this guy
So far on the bingo board we have completed strike it round one pick outfits buy data gift
and find a fan and sponge candy so all we have to do is get a Sara's burger make
that a birthday cake and visit a beach so we got to go all the way from
Wegmans all the way across town no we gotta go back home make the cake we
were actually making it yes and what are you are we getting the pre-made
engines decorating it no we're gonna bake a cake okay it's not hard to bake
Dude, you realize I'm a fucking chef, right?
Nick, I live in Eerie.
You know how many times I've baked a cake?
I know what I'm doing, and it's never turned out well, but I'm still calling me.
Hey, Mom.
Yes?
Did I ever- wait, did I ever what?
Did you ever give Darla a white Christmas stalking with her Christmas presents?
When you were home?
You were home?
You were home?
You were home?
You were home?
You were home?
You were home?
You were home?
You were home?
You were home?
You were home?
You were home?
You were home?
You were home?
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah. Yeah.
Wait, she didn't get it?
Um. Oh my gosh, you know what it was?
gosh you know what it was it's it said D on it so I thought it was Drew so I gave
it to Drew I thought it was Drew's it said it had a D on it yeah it had a D on
it I thought it was Drew's yeah he thought it was for his boyfriend yeah
There's a girl friend, yeah.
All right.
Now I don't know if you're serious or not
because I know you're streaming.
Um.
You think he gave it to Drew because he saw it be on him?
I'm over here.
No, park handicap.
I'm a handicap.
OK, um, um, um, yeah, I don't know.
You little horrible parker, asshole.
Hey!
Sorry.
Mom's on the phone.
You don't fucking swear.
What hurt?
OK, um, all right, mom, love you.
I'll see you in a little bit.
We're at Wagmans.
I'm not gonna get a ticket for your ass.
You're not gonna get a ticket. I'm handicapped. You're allowed.
I don't have a handicapped thing.
Oh my gosh, you're such a little fucking stickler, you know that?
I should take that pumpkin, put it on your dick.
What? You're gonna put it on my dick?
Yeah.
There's a lot of little kids who work here, so you might get stopped.
You ever seen that video?
What video?
Oh, the one of the pumpkin?
I'm everybody's seen that video, but a horrible parker
Hey, look at that car. I've never seen that before
Yeah, but not like that that's like a yellow your lace. I have relatives in Erie. Do you know my aunt Allen?
No, I don't know your aunt Allen
All right, let's go
My gosh, we're wearing
You tell you something now, huh?
In Montgomery
The way I speak is my melody
Don't you ever think there's another me?
What are you singing?
What's up, dude?
I'm not gonna preach you.
I'm not gonna preach you right now.
Ah, I appreciate you, bro.
Well, pull up.
What about the... car drive?
Come to the Prep in Fairview soccer game tonight. That sounds like a terrible idea for me.
I was supposed to look up five, but you can't...
Aw, I did!
Yeah.
Oh! Wait, wait, you skipped work?
No. I look up five.
Oh, okay, thank god.
Yeah, let's get a pic, bro.
Alright.
I got a picture with...
Yeah, let's do it.
I'm not going to the Prep in Fairview soccer game.
Can you take a picture?
No.
Please take a picture.
Okay.
And then can I take a picture with you, Luke?
I love Dix.
Thank you.
I love Dix there.
Dix, yeah.
Dix.
Dix.
Dix.
Dix.
Dix.
Dix.
Dix.
Dix.
Dix.
Dix.
Dix.
Dix.
Dix.
Dix.
Two, one.
Do you take it?
Yeah.
So what happened to Darla's Christmas presents? Listen, bro. I'm gonna be honest.
I have no idea.
They definitely got pretty or suitcase and then just like throwing in the closet.
Probably.
Wait, wait, did we ever take them home? I remember...
Nice and tall, man.
I know. I wish I was coming.
I'm 16.
Gosh, you're tall.
Hey, thank you, man.
Nice to meet you, dude.
Chad, I want to know, Chad, do you guys even know what Legman's is?
This is an eerie PA staple. This is like our grocery store. It's not a height mold.
You guys look beautiful today.
Of course.
Don't lie to him, he's dressed like a rainbow.
Take care.
Can you keep a low for a second maybe?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hold on Luke.
Where are we going to wag him?
No, look at this.
Oh yeah, you should actually.
It's just a wreck on your ball ring.
What should I do?
No.
No, what if one of the Germans...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No.
What?
No.
No speed.
No speed.
No speed.
No speed.
Sure, it's just not even a club game.
This brings back so many memories.
It was like a dream come true when I would come to Wegman's with my mom when she would go grocery shopping,
and I would just be able to pick out whatever cookies, chips, chocolate,
Apple Cider!
Grab an Apple Cider.
Apple Cider?
It's only an Erie thing.
Do you think Erie is like some kind of God in place?
Yes.
Bro, they only make apple cider and eerie.
They're snacking tomatoes?
I love tomatoes.
God's candy.
They're wasting a little salad maybe?
Fun fact chat. The floors are like this?
I actually don't know. I think it's because of flooding.
What?
The floors are like this because of flooding.
Cause, what are we here for? Oh, to get a cake. To get, uh, cakeing materials.
Because of what? And there's a bunch of drains. Like, not a bunch, but you'll see drains.
Can we get a research check, Luke, on, um, why the floors are like this?
Cause it stops when you get to the other side.
Whoa! Pumpkin!
Where can I find the cakey mixing baking materials?
It's over here.
Thank you.
I'll take you right there, sir.
Huh?
No, no, you're allowed.
This might go here.
Uh, anybody know why the cart is so slow?
Oh, he goes to mercy here.
He looks up.
All right.
Well, we can fill it.
Why am I going so slow?
Because of the cramp.
I'm going slower than walking.
I'm gonna like kind of like
This is probably the biggest grocery store in all America keep going
And they're gonna see
Um, I think we're lost.
I bet you come here all the time.
I do.
But I never can find things.
Well, it's like a staple in like, like, what's a staple grocery store in America?
Ralph's?
Wegman?
Wegman's is like Erie's Ralph's, bro.
Wegman's is, is, it's only exclusive to Erie, though.
Wait, are we gonna find like, Bacon?
Yes.
This way.
gravy, broth, tuna fish, vinegar, condiments,
flour, oil, cake mix.
Okay.
Go a little slower, buddy.
I got you.
Nice.
Nice, Luke.
Okay.
Cake mixes.
Here we go.
All right, so here's what we should do.
We should find the easiest, simplest cake mixing recipe.
Sweet Indian?
She usually knows what she's doing.
Who?
I'm calling all my girls to the chest of
I need all you guys serenity. I need all the girls to come together as one. Take your panties off.
What kind of cake would Dad like?
Vanilla.
Okay, should we do maybe the party rainbow chip cake mix?
Yeah, it looks good.
Throw that bitch in there.
But there's pudding in the mix.
Whatever the part has to be.
Wait, here are the directions. Let's see if it's hard.
Heat the oven to 350 degrees.
Mix the cake with water, oil, and eggs in a large bowl.
Folks.
He'd be in here doing this stuff with a camera.
This is private property.
We're shopping.
This is private property.
You can't be in here riding around like that.
I just got surgery, sir.
I'm not riding around in a cart for no reason.
I got a brace on me here.
Well, we had people complain of it together.
OK.
Who can they name?
Other customers.
I'm just telling you this is a little bit.
OK.
I understand you're in here to pick.
Yeah.
We have a lot of people coming in riding around.
Brace says, oh, that's where they're hurt.
OK.
I'm glad you're here.
Nice and sharp, but if he can't...
Oh god, we'll turn it off.
All right, thank you, sir.
Have a good day, guys.
You too, man.
Oh god.
Oh shit, his breath was warm.
All right, we'll do that cake mix right there,
and then we just need eggs.
We just need eggs.
I think we do have eggs of milk, right?
At home?
Yeah, we don't want to use our moms.
What? So, cares!
Okay, yeah.
So, you're C.S. and Candleys.
Oh yeah.
How old is that?
67.
No, he's not.
That is not...
Is he actually 67?
No. He was born in 1964. He's 61.
Is he actually? Yes.
But there's no no, there are ones.
There. I think. He's here 61 or he's 60?
Where is he 61?
Oh, get it right.
If my dad was born in 1964, how old is he?
I just saw your birthday, bro.
My dad needs flowers, he's trying to buy me flowers.
Buy your dad some flowers?
It's like a book, I need some.
Are you trying to get flowers for your girlfriend?
Oh, bro, hey, dang, you want to go see my dad?
He bigger than Marlin, I swear.
He's huge, he mom.
Right, get a two, he might be 62.
He's 61, okay, trust me.
Um, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Card's at a limit for today.
Yeah, bro, I just bought a lot of stuff, dude.
It's my dad's birthday type shit.
Sorry bro, it's all good bro.
All right, pleasure to meet you here.
Luke, I have a thousand pictures with you.
You really?
Yeah, you want to see them all?
I believe you.
Wendy's, remember all my bike?
I do remember that.
I do remember that.
It's a nice bike, dude.
I know.
I would just have, like, my friend
like, leads your address and I don't remember.
Oh, he's weird.
Yeah, he is weird.
You know, Lacey, you know my dad's a cop, right?
Yeah, my stepdad, yeah.
Shoot, is he here?
No, he's in, like, that house.
Well, tell him I said thank you for keeping our city safe because I know it's dangerous here.
Yeah. Like apparently he saw that your address got leaked. Apparently a bunch of people came to like your crib.
Yeah. He heard about it.
Yeah, unfortunately I had to make a call to the sheriff and tell him, hey, you know, keep my family in house safe.
They got like a special detail in my house now.
That's good. Yeah.
Because I was just there a couple days ago. That was right on my bike.
And your mom saw me on the side of the road.
Oh.
of water. Oh, she did? Did you say yes? Yeah. Oh, she gave you water? Yeah. Oh, that's what's up,
bro. Yeah. I want the lesser sacraments. What about the sacraments, too? Yeah. Wait, what year?
Two years ago, before I shut down. Wait, where do you go now? St. George. St. George? Those are
my ops, dude. I'm gonna be honest. You don't like St. George? No, I went to bus to sacraments,
so St. George is full of all my ops. I play for Erie Ice, though. You play for Erie Ice? Me,
Me too.
Yeah, your eyes is a good team.
Oh, wait, they still have my banner on the wall
and the thing from three pointers?
They actually do?
Yeah.
Like actually?
That's where.
Hey, ask them.
Hey, appreciate you, dog.
Just go to Leekon.
Leekon?
Yeah, I'll have to have it.
That's on the wall?
Yeah.
Hey, nice to meet you, dog.
It's your dad?
Holy shit.
What's up, man?
How are you doing, man?
Very good.
Nice to meet your dad.
Nice to meet you.
See you, Lacey.
Oh, yeah.
Spots getting a little hot
Cool, nice to meet you guys, stay safe.
Wait, it's your own perfume, you own it?
It's female perfume, yeah?
Okay, I'm smelling it.
Oh, you just watched it for a while, oh my god.
Sparkly, hold on.
That's brand new.
Okay, I like that.
It's like fruity, like a nice little fruity flowery kind of set.
I like that, thank you.
Thank you.
Of course.
I'm going to keep it.
I'm going to keep it?
One of my girls only got one.
Bye.
Thank you.
Whoa, what's the name of that?
What's the name of that?
I think it's Tivo.
I don't say that.
Oh, okay.
I don't say it.
Nice to meet you.
It smells like a funeral home.
This thing's gonna eat me out.
All right, ready?
Ain't no one's gonna want to do that if you have that on.
Holy shit.
Tivo!
Look, we're here.
Number 10, number 10, number 10.
Pretty.
You don't need to answer nothing.
My mom has it all.
Wait can I sit through here?
Yeah.
Hello, how you doing?
What's up?
What's up?
Oh no.
Wait do you guys have ribbons?
It's fine, he's going to rip it off.
I need a ribbon.
It's alright.
Just buy a ribbon downstairs.
You might have to go into the key glove.
Chase me.
Yeah, it's scary down there.
It's scary.
I know you want this perfume Drew.
Don't lie.
Don't lie
Have a good one bro
Exciting change coming. Let's go
Wegman strings are gonna get ready. I'm going to speed up a fucking turtle here, dude
Good.
Good.
Good you?
I'm chilling, man.
How you doing, bro?
I'm good, man.
I'm good.
I'm going to speed up a turtle in this car.
Are you guys even here?
Well, I'm going to make my dad a cake for his birthday.
See you then.
Happy birthday, dad.
Hey, thank you, bro.
Happy birthday.
Nice to meet you, man.
Yeah.
Can I get a photo?
Yeah, of course.
Say hello.
Cheers.
Let's do it.
Yeah, you too.
All right, here we go.
Wait, oh my god, that first bomb.
Say another thing, that's only in Erie.
We have these things called Fuji apples.
Yeah.
What's up, are you doing?
Yeah, I'm right here.
Fuji Apple is only an eerie, limited time.
What's that?
I don't know.
True, it's called a Fuji Apple, what do you think?
Oh my god, it's an apple.
You didn't get any icing for the cake.
Oh, I'm not going to make it.
Yeah?
He's a plane cake?
Can I get a picture, bro?
I got you, man.
Wait, do we need MomPriest icing, right?
Have a nice day, sir.
Thanks, man.
Of course.
MomPriest icing or something, right?
Yeah.
How do you forget the most important part?
I thought I came with icing.
How does cake mix come with icing, Nick?
Well, because the cake on the front of the box
is, has icing on it.
So it's a little clickbait that it doesn't come with icing.
Facts.
It is, maybe a little lawsuit on my end.
Look, I still hear from Dix.
Pro, he does not, oh, he's seeing pictures.
He does not wanna go to work.
You know what I used to do when I would work?
What?
Well, I still work.
I still, this is my job right now.
Yeah, just a little different.
But like, when I used to go to work,
I would go to Panera.
Oh, you got the kids.
Oh, wow.
Oh, guys!
And I would sit in the parking lot for 20 minutes
Jumping ding in my door
What it's right here you ought to do in the bag right here. I
Still got it
Why are you on Peach Street buddy? Peach Street? Peach Street is one of the nicest. I'm gonna be honest.
Peach Street we're at right now. This is a street block in Erie. But when you get to like the dangerous blocks over in like where I live,
That's when you want to start being careful.
That has got some streets named after the first and can't.
Yeah, brah.
If you can't say your city's hard, we're gonna buck a peep street.
Aye.
It's time to bake.
It's time to bake.
Bro, it's... Lacey, come to the rec room. It's a bar.
I'm not going to a bar.
On a Wednesday afternoon at 4 p.m
Time to get baked for your dad's dinner again. We're not getting high before my dad's dinner
That's not a bad show
That's the only good part about about smoking weed is getting like hungry
Yeah, but they don't be all out of it for dinner smoke with your dad
No, he won't do it. Oh wait Chad, right? Tell y'all. Oh wait, you don't even know this yet
Probably some status action in your mind. I'm really gonna do that. Well, I mean, I kind of just accidentally said it
What?
So my parents my mom and dad are coming to Los Angeles Chad they're coming to, California
Early next year
And my dad said he wants to do a hot box with silky
A hot box yes, dad's gonna die. I said he wants to do a hot box with silky
Well like it's actually like my they've never been to California, so it's like actually locked in that they're coming
They found someone to like dogs at the dogs. Yeah, it's gonna be me. Yep
Sonic, Erie Exclusive, another one.
It's crazy how much stuff originated in Erie.
It really is.
You know Halloween's from Erie?
Erie was the first ever city to celebrate Halloween, that's why it's called Erie.
It's like an eerie city. It's like scary.
Ohhhh.
I didn't know that.
It's actually smart.
Hold on.
Nope.
Sorry, I'm not gonna get caught out of red light with those kids.
You're just saying shit.
Well, fast for you Drew.
Awesome, good work.
Lacey, did you know there was a famous fat pig?
Oh my god, they ran the red light?
They ran the red light?!
Wait, Lee Colm, that's where Lullaby died.
That building right there is where my grandma died.
Can we go to the famous train tracks?
We can go over the train tracks once we go to this area, is that right?
That's going to be hard for me though.
No, no, no.
It's not my other grandma.
Not the grandma that got hit by a train.
My grandma that died like late last year died in this building right here.
Smells good.
It's a scent.
I don't know.
Like these don't have normal vents so like you can't really put anything in.
Why do you always lie? How am I lying?
How am I lying?
I literally tweeted out last year that that when it happened and I was supposed to go home, but then I couldn't
I forget why I didn't go home
That's something to a phase
Yeah, we were literally in Florida what happened
That's what happened
So how come Luke said his grandma was at his house three streams ago buddy you have two
grandmas dad we have two grandmas and two great grandmas there's only one grandma remaining
though yeah unfortunately out of four only one still stands only one still stands how
How much is gas in where you guys live?
For gallon?
I don't even know.
You're such a badass,
he doesn't even have to look at the price anymore.
I'm not gonna fill my gas tank up.
If the gas is $100 or $5, I'm gonna have to pay it regardless.
That's my...
Roast to his grandma's like it's a battle royale.
No, I'm not.
I'm just saying out of the four grandmas I had,
only one still like is alive and in a circle.
She's in the final circle.
My final moving tech, yeah.
She's on high ground or low ground?
She's on high.
Max, max?
Yeah.
Low, low max, maybe a clean, big pot.
Oh, god, god.
Okay, so we're gonna be low on time, bro.
It's almost 4.30.
An hour forty to take a cake, go eat a burger and watch a sunset.
And a cake is going to take a while to cook.
No, you guys can ban the cake in what? An hour?
No!
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Look at all that juice.
What?
So...
The chocolate melted in the car, and it was laying over like this, so it's all over your
seats spilled.
What'd you see?
I don't know.
It's fine, I can scratch it out.
Bro, really?
Yeah, but because it like melted in the bag, and now it's all over your seats.
Show me the spickle.
Put the bag up.
Yeah, prank.
We did it, man.
Hey.
So, we're taking pictures at the roof.
What the hell?
Hey, buddy.
How you doing, man?
What a truck's an eerie little guy syndrome.
What's that?
Like hey Lacey little fact check I googled it it said that Anoka, Minnesota is widely
recognized as the first city in the United States to put an official Halloween celebration.
Not true.
Where do you think the word oh it's getting a little eerie out comes from?
Comes from eerie Pennsylvania.
Where the first ever said that in their life.
Brother eerie is a known word that means like spooky scary.
Because of Yuri Pennsylvania, because it's scarier.
We're the first place to do Halloween.
Okay, we gotta do this smarter.
Lacey, Sarah's is closed for renovation?
What?
What?
It says open.
It says it doesn't mean it's actually open.
This is good to me.
Oh, it's got a nice little American Express charge.
$140 for the nail spa.
Nice.
Okay.
Did he actually use your card?
I mean, I told him I paid for them to get their toes done.
I'm surprised they actually did it, though.
140 dollars bro to just clip some toenails?
I don't know, they get a foot massage and they get their toes, they're paining.
Do you have a foot fetish, Nick?
No, I don't have a foot. What is it?
Wait, you've been talking about a foot fetish way too much the last two days.
Be honest, you be sucking toes?
No, I heard Nick Merck saying how he has a foot fetish, and now I'm kind of curious, like...
I don't have any fetish except the butt fetish.
So do I.
You like shit up your butt too?
Okay, wait, what? No, I meant like...
Her butt not not upper no not upper, but I like I like her butt like give a little kiss is maybe getting there
Bro, I'm not joking. I've been hearing a little like sound of and I'm thinking my speakers blown out
It's these chains going together
Okay, yeah, you have nice chains. I thought I was gonna have to go all the way up to Pittsburgh to get my car fixed again
Okay
I can't believe you took it to the shot because of the wheels turning away.
No, that wasn't true.
There was seven problems with it.
What were the problems?
The right here was falling off.
The tire sensors didn't work anymore.
What else?
It was so long ago.
Did I ever tell you the story about how it happened with your car?
Oh, it needed new springs, new shots.
Did I ever tell you the story about your shoe?
Did I ever tell you the story?
It was free though, it was the warrant.
You ever tell you the story of what happened with your car?
No.
So I had a Tesla that I was supposed to pick up
the day I landed.
Oh yeah, I know.
They called me, they're saying mudded.
Oh, they said that the morning of,
like once we landed in Cleveland,
they called and said,
hey, we can't get the car to you today anymore.
So me and Drew drove to a dealership
and I paid him cash for the car,
just so we could get it.
because this dealership canceled on me.
I heard about that.
But now I have like a relationship with a guy.
Chad, I saw it.
It was something with like not getting approved for the house.
Yeah, it couldn't get to me that day.
I'll be back.
Chad, I'm telling y'all right now,
don't knock it till you try it.
If you're in a long-term relationship,
you gotta try a little something up your butt.
Wait, you actually have a butt fetish?
I don't have a butt fetish,
but here and there I don't mind a little finger
or dodo up my ass.
Wait, I can't be serious.
little odd I'm not actually I'm not judging nice about to be baking in the
house while mom and dad are done where's dad oh I gotta get out I gotta
actually let drew out a good year is Luke does Luke watch Nick Merck's yes
Bro, I love gaming streams.
Everyone knows who I am.
Not everyone, but my chat knows this.
All right.
I'm going to beat you.
They all used to watch gaming streamers too,
But then they found the best gamer of all time me.
I'm the best gamer of all time.
We need to get this out.
We're just still in juice.
Milo!
Milo! Come there, puppy!
Hey, Able.
It's Luke, it's Mike. Milo, it's Luke.
Hey, Able!
All they know is the hat.
Hi, guys!
Oh no, oh no.
Here they come. Here they come.
All my puppies.
No, you don't have time to sit down.
Oh, Able, come on.
Hello.
Hey, buddy.
Hi.
Hello, dude.
How you doing?
Oh, no.
OK, you're going to draw on me?
Milo, I'll give you attention in one second, OK?
Here, Able, watch out.
I've got to get Milo attention.
Milo, come here.
Come here.
OK, OK.
Now they're fighting for me.
All right.
What are you guys doing?
Wake, should be going down there and getting
all these gloves.
No.
Wait, it's not a birthday, we have to do it here.
You're gonna be going, you're gonna be going to the restaurant?
Yeah.
I think golf clubs in the restaurant.
You wanna give me to him now?
Everybody comes up, let's make the game.
Come on, Abel.
Yo, is Chris- is Crystal- is Crystal Iris a bot?
He keeps typing insane plays. You guys are goaded today.
Maybe he's watching a different streamer.
Mickey30's shot, maybe?
I love Mickey30.
What a guy.
Wait, I've been trying to- I've been trying to neurogump for about a couple hours now.
I feel like flowers now. I feel really energized.
Alright, let's preheat the oven.
How do you preheat an oven?
Joking!
Okay, let's get this shit first off. Drew, come here.
Okay. So Chad, I know you guys don't know what this is.
Oh my God, no way. No way you guys still have the cup.
cup. Wait, how do I use this thing? Wait, Luke, have you ever drank out of this cup right here?
Huh. This cup right here. Hold on. Dude, when I was like 14, I put two sponges in this exact cup.
A glove over it? Over it. A little bit of lotion. Yes! Sex with it. Yes! Yeah. Yeah! Dude,
it's the exact cup. That's why I found one used on the bathtub. Dude. And I was accused.
That was a good method though, I'm not gonna lie.
Drew, you gonna try this apple cider?
Brother, come try this.
Why are you smiling?
I'm leaving.
No, why are you smiling?
You try it first.
You were smiling.
Good?
Mm-hmm.
You like it or no?
I think it is shaking up.
It's too cold.
It's too warm.
Why are you smiling, bro?
When I was 14, I put two sponges in this exact box.
Bro!
Look it up and fuck it.
Dude, and why is it still in the kitchen?
I don't know.
Bro!
What?
Dude.
And why did you drink it too?
Taste it? Taste it?
I'm not saying in case you're not from a 14 years old or something.
I think it's expired. I'm not kidding. It tastes expired.
It's not tasty. It's cold. Like apple cider is always cold.
Huh?
Hehehehe
Nya
Nya
Brother, that's expired
Really?
Yeah
What is it?
Wait, I don't want to use that
That's expired
I'm not using that code
You definitely just started putting it in stores like recently
You shaking?
Yes, I swear to explain
Try it
That's normal
Is it?
How do I preheat the oven, Drew?
I don't know.
Yo, yo, Saturday.
Let me get in here, please.
So I know fast preheat, but how do I turn it on?
So it goes a little bit like this, okay?
You do.
Okay, see if I remember this.
Bake.
Breathe.
50.
Enter.
Good boy.
Good boy.
That's pretty bang. Okay. Now we have to follow the instructions
Okay
Do we have do we have a glass pan? We wash our hands first bro. Do we have a glass pan a
Glass why are you using a pan? We use a bowl
That's
Ow
Um, there's no pan. Wait, are those pans?
No, I bought it in my chat, like actual, like, bought-in chatters.
It happens to me sometimes.
Because these guys, I just got a chat. That play was straight-up goaded.
What the fuck, LOL?
Then, right above it, this stream is low-key goaded. Love it.
Where?
Can we get locked in here? I've never seen that on Twitch.
Maybe you should have some positive chatter.
No, no, no, no, no.
You can tell.
I've never seen that on Twitch before.
See when they start, click on their name.
When do they start following you?
Check when they start following?
Yeah.
We're never going to get this done.
Yes, we are.
That's still like fire in here.
Something burning?
I just saw it.
Burn the candle out.
Wow, insane place.
Now the whole chat's doing it next.
Okay.
All right.
Let's get a bowl.
Ooh.
Wait, how many, how many egg?
Egg.
What's that smell?
I just blew a candle out.
Oh my god, no. Something must be in the oven.
I blew a candle out.
Three eggs.
W-alpha.
It says how many eggs.
Where does it?
What dude?
Don't even have to...
Oh!
Okay.
So we pour this into a bowl.
See, I'm gonna get it on the Chrome. Careful.
Hi Bella.
Why is that spicy?
What did you do? What did you do?
That's a small bowl.
Now we need one.
Wait, wait.
We need three eggs, three eggs. That sucks. That like sucks. Fill off. Three eggs.
Bro, you're so needy.
Oh my gosh, I want to go something crazy. Growing up, this is my favorite drawer.
The reason it's my favorite drawer is because it's always loaded with Capri
Suns. I'm not kidding. I would probably drink 10 of these a day. I sort of
God, on God, on everything I love, may God strike me dead if I'm lying.
I would drink ten Capri sons a day.
What are you digging on?
What are you doing?
Those are like four years old.
What?
February 24th, 2025.
These are over a year and a half old.
These were a year and a half expired, dude.
One egg.
No, buddy, you're going to do anything?
What's up, Ash?
You're going to do anything?
You're going to get your arm jerk off.
What do you want me to do?
Crack an egg.
Okay, nice, let it fall, okay.
In a tight squeeze, now you got the chills.
Okay, now we need oil, vegetable oil.
Oh, wait, wait, is it in there?
It should be in there.
I have some right here. Come here.
Right here.
I think this is vegetable oil.
What do you mean you think?
Dude, that's as you missed me a little, bro.
No, it's not. This is vegetable oil.
Okay. We need one fourth cup.
We're in the cups, like the measurements.
I can't open it.
Brother, why is there just garlic sauce?
Okay, you open it and I open it.
Oh my God. Oh my God, this is disgusting.
I got this disgusting.
Garlic sauce from June 1st, 2019.
Ew.
Yeah.
That was a good one.
Use your cup.
One fourth cup?
What does that even mean?
What does one fourth cup mean?
Fourth of the cup.
Are we sure this is vegetable oil?
Yeah, it's vegetable oil.
Is that good?
Mm-hmm.
It's not a fork.
Yes it is.
And the whole cup?
Brother, that's one cup, that's one half, so that's one fourth.
It's a lot of oil there.
It's a lot of oil there. It seems like.
Are you ready to mix?
Okay, well now we need one cup water.
Could you get, why do you need just a small bowl?
Do you want to pour in a bigger bowl?
Are we going to cook it in that?
No, we're not going to cook it in that.
But it is, you know, is this good?
Is this a good wicker?
Pardon?
A wicker dude why?
What the hell did we just whip up so a lot of water you might need our more flower
But the cake mix is the flower
Me in your bowl get that big get that big classic bowl get the big classic bowl
What is this?
Shit you brother that is disgusting. Oh, they're sentence
They're sentence fire in there. Well the same size
Is the oven safe?
Yes, the oven's safe.
Why would the oven not be safe, dude?
Smells kinda good.
Yeah, it does.
Like a sweet pussy.
I'm kinda curious what it tastes like right now.
Oh, are we?
Hold on, can we just shatter the bowl?
Hold on now!
Okay, now we need it.
Bart was calling me.
Hey, what's up, Ben?
Hey, um, don't put me on the speaker.
Oh, no.
What's wrong?
You okay?
Okay.
you
you
you
you
you
you
All right, shut up, let's get back into it.
What?
Everything's good, Chad. You guys know the deal.
I'm back to our cake.
Making a fun, fettie cake.
What happened? I mean it changes usually, I don't know. But it's all good, it's literally pointless at this point.
All they do is just send one cop and then they say, all they do is just send one cop and they say, hey Lacey, I just want to make sure you're okay.
Yep, I'm good.
And then the beef.
Literally pointless.
Is that what the cake, I feel like that looks good.
This looks good, no?
Is this what it's supposed to look like, Mark?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's what it's supposed to look like.
Dude, you've been stirring that for like 20 minutes.
Dude, I'm not getting smelly.
It's almost normal.
I don't know, why does that smell like, though?
Oh!
You do.
Doesn't that smell like your poop?
It smells like, yes, yes, just, come on, come on.
It smells like a nut, okay.
Wait, here, here, here, here.
Hi, Chad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
Wait, Donald, come here real quick.
Can you smell this?
Yeah.
What does that smell like?
Are you gonna smell it?
I swore it on this actually.
Don't!
I promise not.
Actually, you can't smell it enough.
I swore, you're going to put it down and you smell it?
Yeah.
I don't know. This was a cake.
Alright, let's put it... wait, Mom, what do we put this in?
Well, is it supposed to be a regular cake?
What do you mean?
It's not very big.
What do you mean?
We have...
It's supposed to be a...
Nick, watch out.
We have, like, 40 minutes.
Okay.
Hour 20.
What do you mean hour 20?
Look at that, six.
Oh, you gotta do that.
Reservations at six, yeah.
And if you got it all the way to social media.
You have to grease it, flour it, do it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You were in charge of the cake, Mom.
Okay, we're gonna play with you.
I have to go pick up your grandmother.
What? What are we gonna do with your family? Get together.
We're gonna play with the last one standing.
John and I are not finishing this game very far.
Yes, we are finishing the bingo card.
Is Darla doing the outfit challenge, too?
No, she just likes cake.
Brother, you guys don't understand?
You guys don't understand. Sarah's is not far. Is it true Sarah's is closed?
Someone said to say I don't think it's closed
Okay now watch this
Hear me out you all leave this in the oven and then let Darla yes
Do we really here?
We got to ice it, Tom.
We don't have any icing.
We forgot the icing.
A little thin, huh?
Yeah, did you guys do it the way you were supposed to?
Yeah.
You follow the directions.
You mean a little thin?
Yeah, what did you guys talk?
It cake rises.
Nice threads.
What's up, Bugs?
She was cookie?
What's up, Jaylin?
What's this?
What's the tag still on her bag?
This is a little chain you got.
These are new jeans, Nick?
Yeah, they're women's.
Are they for real?
Yes, we pick each other out, Jean, they're close.
They're really women's?
They don't look bad though.
I get to say it, they don't look bad.
The whole fit isn't even on.
So there's that, and then I got this one.
You walk around the mall like this.
Lovely.
Okay.
All right.
Oven is preheated.
Let's throw it in there.
Okay.
Yeah.
You ready?
You want to put it in?
Hold on.
You don't need.
You don't need that to put it in.
Also, mom, I want to talk to you about something.
I would appreciate if we maybe would place the Capri Suns from four years ago in the
drawer there.
Yeah.
I don't know.
The sauces.
The sauce.
The sauce.
The sauce.
The sauce.
The sauce.
The sauce.
The sauce.
The sauce.
The sauce.
The sauce.
I went to take a sip of Capri Sun and it expired a year and a half ago.
We'll see how I'm not.
All right.
What are you looking for?
You don't need that.
No, you're going to get my towel.
Just put it in.
I'm going to burn myself.
No, you're not.
It's not hot.
It's really hot.
Are you going to put your hand in the oven?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
It's not hot.
You just put it in.
You don't need to, like, it's pre-heated hot.
But you're not touching the inside.
You're just putting the pan in.
The pan's not hot.
And then you take your hand off.
That's the one I accidentally put in.
But you're not touching the inside, you're just putting the pan in.
The pan's not hot, and then you take your hand off.
That's what I accidentally touched.
Oh, that's your problem.
Okay, now we need to go down.
How long does it make for?
Uh, what was that pan size, would you say?
That was 13, um, 11 by 13.
Uh, no, 8 by 11.
8 by 13.
9 by 13.
That one's not on here.
Oh, god, maybe with 25 minutes?
That's wrong.
Set timer for 25 minutes.
Siri
Okay
What are you doing my gosh mom?
There's can of butter in there. There's life. We use can of butter which is it's it's wheat infused butter instead of real butter
You didn't yes, we did we were gonna make that we made that an edible cake
You did not.
No we did and you just need the bag.
Long to believe you.
You'll have to like show her proof.
She doesn't believe you.
I'm not going to get anything from just one little thing, am I?
What's wrong?
Okay, we'll see.
Long to believe you.
You did not.
I don't believe you.
What are we doing?
We're going to the Sears.
To get the bow.
The ribbon.
Oh yeah.
All right, shall we're about to go into the D-Glob basement?
Yeah.
We're going to the E-Golf clubs.
Yeah.
We're going to the brand new, the brand new Callaways.
She doesn't care.
Shit.
That's a fucking trap mine, sis.
Look.
You're gonna die.
His pants are sparkling.
Hey, Dad.
It's coming down.
It's coming downstairs real quick to get something.
Wow, this looks good.
Wait, can I turn the light on?
He's sleeping.
Because last time the stream was here the basement wasn't even done
So have you are remember from the YouTube video we came down here in the basement was fully unfurnished and undone
And yeah, I did I did pay for I gave them the check to redo the basement this looks
Walls you got a bar over here
Oh, some liquor, okay?
This looks good!
You gotta be kidding me.
What do you want?
What's in here?
What's in there? It's the light.
Holy shit.
How is this bad, girl?
This is a good living room, isn't it?
She's getting too much.
You gotta be tiny.
I can already see the lacy updates to eat lacy shows off his parents for the first piece
Check this is like the main area in the basement. He has a bar over here
Living setup over here come over into here
They have a laundry room
brand new washer and dryer okay and then you come over into here it looks like a
bedroom nice little bedroom in there check out the bathroom
he actually fully furnished the basement it's like a little it's like a
little man kid down here dad. I'll leave you to it.
I'm looking around there and I kind of want to see him.
The casing.
You guys hungry?
We didn't eat.
No, we didn't eat, we didn't eat.
Come on.
Oh, come on.
You gotta leave her now.
What?
Hey.
You guys, how does it look in the cake?
Uh, not sure yet.
I don't want any truth.
It's not calling me sparkles.
They're actually kind of cool.
The pants?
Milo!
Hi!
Hi buddy!
Hi buddy!
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness Milo.
You still know your tricks?
Should we try?
Oh, oh, oh.
Is she?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh, it's just for Angel!
Oh, my Lord!
Just fuck me!
He just gave you strokes!
He just gave you strokes!
Dude, that's not... what are you...
What was that?
Oh, you're so excited!
Well, dude, I can have time to finish the rest of the stuff.
Oh, look at him chasing his own tail.
Here he goes.
I've received the package.
He still walks, is he?
I gave it to you.
Oh no.
Look at this dude.
Lacey, when you were little, did you make out with your dog?
No, I did not make out with my dog.
There's boxes in the garage for golf clubs.
I was just going to wrap a bow around it.
No, you can't have a cage.
I didn't think you were going to put it in a box.
Isn't it?
Hey, this is not for you.
Yeah.
I was just going to say, is he able to.
Yeah, if he doesn't like them, they said you can return them and get something.
They never gave me a receipt.
It's definitely in the bag.
We can get a bag.
Oh, then it's in the bag.
Oh, yeah, it's definitely in the bag with the skull balls.
Yeah.
I think it's a toy.
Ha!
She's got glitter all over my crown.
Dude!
Can you undo this bow?
Mom?
You're going to have to tie this bow.
Can you help us?
Our party?
What party?
What are you talking about?
That's...
This is Wagman.
Miss the Wagmans receipt. I don't have the Dick's receipt, right?
What the hell?
Son.
Hey, leave that.
We'll just give it to him normally.
Oh god, you are not tying this all over the brand new furniture
I'll smile for the camera watch your smile for you guys
Damn, yeah, you don't know how to do this mom. She does. She just won't do it
What party party hey Milo, I'm trying to tie these
Milo can you let me tie them Milo leave it let's go let go let go. Oh, yeah, he knows that one Milo go
Milo, he doesn't know me good boy
Really he doesn't know okay now in order to tie a bow you go like this
tie two knots
Tight you tie it not like this tie it around
Okay
Hey mom can we get that box mom can we get that golf box maybe
You're being sarcastic with me now, huh so can we get the box
I don't. I'm just fucking stupid.
No. It's beautiful.
It's not.
Dad got condoms.
What?
Dad ordered condoms.
Condoms?
Yeah.
For what? You guys are married.
Wait, actually now I'm not gonna ask that.
I had a weird question.
Good.
Okay.
Come on, Dad.
Well, dad got tied up, he got shnipped, he's got glitter, what are you eating?
He was chewing on something, he's glitter on his nose.
So we have 15 minutes to get there?
No, until the things are done.
And it's gonna be 5.15.
It'll be 5.10, take the cake out, we leave at 5.15, get a coat of saras.
Oh, I have some of the cake out.
Yes, what I'm saying.
Who's gonna eat the cake?
We don't have icing.
Yes, we do.
No we don't. Oh you wanna bet?
Yes.
Mom!
Whee!
We don't have icing.
You see how big here it is how pretty quick it is.
This is an icing type cabinet, no.
Are you bottom, bottom row?
I know mom has I know mom has icing I know she does
No because I've whatever I think I have to buy it because she always has
frosting or icing could do cream cheese
Ewww!
Oh, they're almost as weak as fucking cake with no icing, bro!
Who wants that?
Hey, Mom?
Hey, Mom?
Mom?
What?
Um, uh, do you have any icing or frosting?
Me and Luke are trying to do with this frosting challenge.
No?
None?
Well, I wonder who said that?
I'm gonna piece of shit son, I'm gonna piece of shit son.
Hear me out, the word asks you, and then we can come back.
What do you want to end on the beach?
End on the beach.
How to quickly help.
How to quickly...
I'm gonna make from this.
Oh, melted chocolate.
He thought it was a cream cheese frosting.
Oh, melted chocolate.
Easy.
You really want this cake?
You really want this cake? Why don't we just give him a quick?
Take the frosting off with a cookie!
We have cream cheese.
We have cream cheese. Bang!
We have...we have...
We have powdered sugar.
Wait, do we have powdered sugar?
No.
Yes we do.
Stop saying no.
I'm telling you the answer.
We only have normal sugars.
Surely you have umbilonextrax.
We do have an extract.
We have that.
You gotta know my way around the kitchen.
Suck it out.
What?
Can you stop pointing the camera at me, dude?
Dude.
What's going on, girls?
Like what?
Clifford.
Clifford.
I look like Clifford.
Clifford?
I look like Clifford.
Clifford's your mom.
No, mom, mom, mom.
Two powdered sugar?
Yes, I knew it.
Two tablespoons?
How do I know what that is?
Two tablespoons?
Two tablespoons?
Two tablespoons?
Two tablespoons?
Tablespoons, how do I know what that is?
That's butter, not cream cheese.
Mark's tablespoons on the package.
Yeah, Mom, you're going to do a grocery shopping.
First.
OK.
My little stuff.
One knife.
Aw, butter.
This is all I got, though.
OK, that's good.
That's good enough.
That's good enough.
Two tablespoons butter.
Come on.
How do you get four ounces of cream cheese?
How do I know ounces?
This is an eight ounce block, so it's half.
And look at what butter is about to do.
Yeah, I said, look at what the cakes look like.
That's gonna need way more than one little tea, though.
One little tea.
We need these a little longer.
There's still 13 minutes left on the timer.
14.
What timer did you start?
One cup of powdered sugar.
Is that all of it?
Mom, how was that?
61? Yes! Shooter! Woo! I knew it! One cup of powdered sugar. Here's a measure.
Something there. Yes! Yo, I'm not gonna lie, Luke. You wanna do a Neaboppe special during
this baking segment. You have done nothing. What do you like? I make cakes all the time
on stream, bro, okay? I live in Erie. This is nothing new to me. I'm letting you take
using a glass pan takes longer that's your mom
girl looks good for 61 I thought she was younger
okay and then vanilla extract
there's no weed in the house
laying out. What do you think comes up? The vanilla extract. What's your mom? The
hell does vanilla extract look? Isn't it like a little black bottle? It's a little
tiny black bottle, right? On your right. Nope, it's on your right. I'll still be
drinking it. Your vanilla extract. It says a little splash. So what are you
I don't think we should.
Oh no.
Wait, do you warm it up?
Yeah, you need that stuff to be stocked.
Do you want to play it for like 30 seconds maybe?
Put it in the microwave.
Alright.
Let's go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I would only do 15 and see how much that, what that does.
15 and give it 25.
Oh, shit.
I got you a gift two months.
It's a new perfume.
Here.
Is it emo, like little girls stuff?
What?
Is it emo what girls do?
I don't wear perfume. You didn't really get me a perfume, did you?
Yeah, that's for you.
Oh, because you don't like it?
No, it's perfume. Why would I get perfume for myself?
Hold on. Here's the beater.
What?
The beater.
What the hell is a beater?
The electric mixer. Hold on. Let me get the other one.
You have to go to the bathroom.
No, I don't.
Because you're doing that thing.
I'm doing it.
I just have a whiff.
There.
Do it slowly at first because of the powdered sugar.
God.
What is, how do I do it?
I can't do it because my chrome.
It's not exactly what I was expecting there.
You know what it says here?
It's the fillings from your um, pumpkin roll barrel.
Is that enough for a plate?
I have cross-reacted them.
I've got a sock in it.
Oh, a sock in it.
No, it won't.
Yeah, I'll throw it back into the microwave.
No, here, do this.
No, or just place a dish in there, sir.
No, just, you've got the butter in there,
the other butters and that you need way more no I don't yeah I know what I'm
doing I know what I'm doing yeah I'm not a smart I'm not a little twat so you're
still whoa it's the pumpkin roll frosting that you really okay oh that's
Cheesy. Too cheesy? No, that's good. That's good. That's good on the palate. I mixed it up myself.
That's really good on the palate.
What's up with the tag behind your neck?
It's something that keeps it together.
Oh, it does? So it's meant to be like, ow!
Oh!
Oh!
Do you need a mop?
Wait, Lise, I didn't know your brother was gay?
Yeah.
Here's your...
What are you doing?
Okay.
Fixing your...
What is that?
Fixing your necklace.
No, add that to that and mix it all together, dude.
What is that?
Is that just water?
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
What?
I don't even need it all.
Yes you do, it looks nice.
Do Nick?
Nick!
I told you I would do it.
I can't get the curl dirty.
Alright, I'm gonna let you do that one over mama. I can't get the curl dirty.
Okay.
Five or six, three, I have nine minutes left.
You can add some cocoa too if it's a make-up chocolate.
Some what?
Cocoa.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wow!
Picking it up a little bit.
Six, seven!
Eight, seven, eight, seven, seven, seven.
I always have to do dishes after this stuff.
Some food coloring in there?
Some red 40 in there?
Not in there.
I have it, but it's not in there.
Color it? Or does cake or anything white to it?
Sorry, I just wanted my chin in sub-only mode back to it.
I didn't know what I hit.
All right, look over here.
What color?
Oh!
Let's just leave it white.
No.
Tico, it's our boyfriend, a little five-gifted,
because then I supported him while he was incarcerated.
I hope we're doing well, man.
Yeah.
Ask your chat what color.
Oh, wait, can I pick?
Yeah, wait.
Yeah, what color?
Well, not on our new carpet.
What color?
I'm thinking red.
They're all going to say blue.
I feel like blue is just the most common thing ever.
I think, honestly, it's big gel.
His favorite color is probably green, yeah?
Oh, god.
Here, don't take it out in here at all.
Oh, no.
Could do a little mixture, maybe a little rainbow.
A little LGBTQ act?
I said we do.
What would look best with the sprinkles on top?
Probably red.
Wait, mom!
No.
Too late.
I agree.
Why are you coming here for me?
Huh?
Why are you coming here?
Cause I've been working all day
and I wanna take a seat and relax.
I've been working all day.
And what did you work on?
Every, I've been working.
Oh no.
What did you work on?
I've been streaming for the last four hours. I've been working.
What's going on?
Like, when people get home from their jobs, they want to relax and sit down on the couch and relax for a little bit.
I'm not done. You're off the shift.
Yeah, I have ten more minutes and I'm off the shift.
No, you have till six.
We need ten more minutes. We have to go to the beach still.
Ten more? What is it?
Get a burger, which is that place is gonna be super popular, because you told everyone to meet us there.
No one's gonna be at Ceres.
You told us... you told everyone to go there.
Yo, if you're in Erie, Pennsylvania right now, go meet us at Ceres.
Just kidding. We're not actually going there.
What do you want?
Oh that kick smells delicious.
It doesn't smell.
I don't smell anything.
I can smell it.
Woo!
Put it up so it can day.
Hey, they don't call me chef late for nothing.
I'll be in the kitchen smoking Buffett.
Get your chrome mask out of here.
It's chrome though
Why so good about chrome
What's so good about crime how much is it
3k yeah, you could go to zoomies and get a $20 chain like this is this is
Is it a Chromebook?
Jack, does this look like a Chromebook?
No, but like no one's gonna be like, oh my god, look at Drew Wolfe with this chrome chain on.
Who's doing that?
Bro, of course you don't understand because you don't got the phone.
I get the vet, Drew.
You don't have a vet.
Yes, I do.
I have a vet.
Put a one if you guys bought the vet.
Is it sold out already?
Did you buy the vet?
Hell no.
I don't got a thousand dollars.
You bought the backpack.
You bought the backpack?
Yeah.
How much was it?
$600.
$600.
Yeah, I'm not...
Mom, all the other camera man with the LeVette TVU bag.
I buy zoomie clothes.
Mom, is it true that we have to stick a toothpick in here?
Yeah, it's not ready though.
We've got to stick a toothpick in here.
The more you open it, it's not going to bake.
You just leave it shut and let it bake.
So I can just put a little toothpick in there?
Yeah, not until it beeps and then we see if it's ready.
Woo! It smells like sweet, sweet sugar!
I feel like this cake's going to be, I don't know man, wait, put a little bit of sprinkles
in here.
We're going to have to sprinkle a lot.
Dude, I could eat that blame.
That is really strong, bro.
I did not just do coke in my bath.
Of course you did.
Yes you did.
Can we get this?
Oh yeah.
What?
Your brother just told me what that really is.
What?
It only says it right here.
I saw an email.
That's what it's up for, human.
Yeah.
I know what it stands for.
What does it say for a mom?
And I know what the girl says that you got it from.
Wow, what'd you say?
I'm not saying that out loud.
What?
Dirty-minded, mom.
Dirty-minded.
You, brand.
No!
Yeah, what do you even know?
Yes, it is!
Lucas just told me it stands for...
Why'd you whisper it?
No, it's just us in here.
Nice try.
What is this mumbo-flosco you're talking to?
I'm not dumb.
It's extremely hurt.
Can you hear you whispers still?
The mic picks up Super Tom.
I know, but I can't say it loud because it doesn't feel right
because I don't...
Yeah, okay.
Well, I mean, you gotta understand,
Emo does stand for eat me out,
but it's like, look, it's like an actual...
It looks like it smells really bad.
I mean, it's definitely selective.
For me, it just smells like a nursing home, that's all.
Oh, it's a female perfume, oh, cakes done.
Smells like a vagina.
Cakes not a lot.
Smells like a vagina.
No, two more minutes.
No, I had a 25 minute timer.
Smell it, mom, we'll see.
Look, it's how you build a cakes done.
Watch this.
It's your father.
Don't worry, it's all good.
Don't put me on straight.
Oh, dad, dad, you gotta leave.
Don't put me on straight.
All right.
What the hell?
Oh, my God.
The hell's on your face?
Oh, my God.
What the hell?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Daniel's on your face!
What happened?
Everyone always said why is your dad black.
They didn't always say that.
True.
Oh, it's a face mask?
Yeah.
You don't think I look like this out of the blue, right?
Yeah, it's actually a true thing.
Growing up in school, I told you guys this.
People would always ask me
Ask me if my dad was black because he's so Italian. He's so tan
So people would always ask me he is black. I think he has some black in them
There's no way one of our ancestors wasn't black
No, because think about it just not how it works is actually does not know listen to me damn it
That's not what if whatever answers was black Marys a white woman has a kid
They're mixed then that mixed kid goes and Marys a white woman and now it's even lighter
And then it just spirals and then eventually it's just white. It's so smart. I mean, that's not smart. You're just now
That's like saying that all of us that's like saying that all of us are
Like every every like that's like something like mom and dad or brother and sister. No, it's not technically they are
Technically mom and dad or cousins
Where the hell you put that?
Just think about it.
If Mary and Joseph had a kid,
everybody stems from Mary and Joseph.
Hold on to the cake, son!
Which means everybody's family members.
Toothpick, Tony!
Whip it out.
Okay, that's a...
Technically, it's true.
If every single human came from Mary and Joseph,
everybody is in the same family tree,
which means mom and dad are cousins.
Here, here.
Let's do a get...
No, don't get put your arm in there.
You just gave me the toothpick.
I know, but you don't put your arm in the oven.
Oh, Adam and Eve, that's who I meant. Adam and Eve, Adam and Eve.
Oh, yeah.
No!
No! I gotta make sure!
Did any goop come out?
No, it's done.
No.
We're in the club, so...
Yes, he's not gonna like it.
He just went out into the thing with a face mask on.
What are we gonna do to him now?
Okay, we gotta let that sit, right?
Yeah, that's the cool one.
We can't put it in the frost.
And then, Mom, you're gonna frost it.
Okay.
Well, because we gotta go.
Where are you going?
We have to go to Sarah's,
We got our bingo card and an ad.
Can you pick up your grandmother on your way back?
Is it the same way?
No.
No, not at all.
I'm done if you don't mind.
All right, so Mom.
You can't help it up your own.
I'm not going to let it kick on.
It's a clue.
We can't frost it right now?
No, it has to cool.
I'll have to frost it really fast and we'll get home.
And then listen to this right this?
Yes.
Okay, should we give Dad his present now?
No.
When you give him his fancy cake.
He's gonna see it.
Well, we'll put it somewhere so we can't see it.
Let's just go.
Ready?
Let's go out of here.
Let's blow this place up.
Wait.
Wait, do we need our hats or no?
Yeah.
It's your hats, Omen.
Milo, where's my shoe?
Roughly it on.
You're not putting your hat on?
Yeah, we're going to put it on your hat.
Where's my shoe? Milo took it.
Right under here.
He's like a shoe thief.
I'm not an Uber.
I like being an Uber though.
Why are you laughing?
Oh Lacy, I'm at Sarah's.
There's probably 50 to 60 people here waiting for y'all.
No, there's not.
Brother.
There's no, it's troll.
There's not.
It's eerie PA.
There's not people waiting at Sarah's.
Do not touch my car.
Who's talking to you?
Aw, you little piggy.
You just look scrumptious.
You just look scrumptious.
She looks scrumptious.
You just look scrumptious.
You just look scrumptious.
You just look scrumptious.
You just look scrumptious.
She looks scrumptious!
Did you just look at my girl's aster?
What?
What are you saying, though?
That's what I thought.
You don't want to mess with someone in a frog ad.
How long does it get out of here?
Maybe squeeze?
Not the fringe, Chad.
Squeeze?
I'm the worst gacker-upper ever.
No, no, no.
Let me see.
Hold on.
Hmm.
This might be hard, but it's doable.
Brother!
Very hard, but doable.
Like, why don't we pork?
Yo, darling Claire!
Why would you let my mom pork here?
Park here
You can't do that way she needs to move actually we're gonna learnie look we got to go I can't move
Barney
Shit, I just jumped in a full. Oh my god
It's not a little pig, it's not a lizard, I kind of like it though, I think this might
be my new swag, wearing like a nice little hat.
Me?
Your toes?
I'm not going to show my shremier toes.
We got to go son we are going to the beach yeah six o'clock six five fifteen no
Oh, me and Luke got one more thing we gotta go do
and we're gonna meet you guys there.
A hat?
Big Joe's actually got a dope backyard hot tub pool
and a barbecue setup.
Low key.
All right, we ready, Luke?
Ready to go?
There you go
Little special I don't look special
Yo, they see what jacket is that what jacket you got on
You're like an automated bot in your chat to ask you dude, why does it stink in here?
Yeah, we should make an exclamation mark jacket come in
They're putting your stream title
Explanation mark jacket.
Alright.
Last hour of the day.
I am not getting out of here.
I'm not a good backup for Drew.
Why would I use my mirrors and not the backup camera, Drew?
Can we get some AC going in here?
Dude, it's on. Give it a second.
Oh my gosh, somebody hit that. Oh my gosh.
All right, so Jack, this next place you're about to go to, I'm not kidding.
This place is very near and dear to me for a few reasons.
Number one, it is the most popular food spot in Erie.
And number two, I went on my first ever date at this spot that we're about to go to.
When I took a 16-year-old girl on a date to this restaurant we're about to go to back
when I was in high school.
I would hope so.
Why do you have to add in a 16 year old part?
Because she was 16.
She was 16.
OK, you got to go over the train tracks.
No, I'm going to PTSD, girl.
Can we stop at the train tracks
I can show chat the site of the scene.
I'll try.
Maybe we should reenact it,
but I obviously would rather try.
I'm not gonna reenact,
I'm just gonna show chat exactly where it happened
and what happened.
The world got rich,
but didn't move his parents out of their house.
I mean, dude, here's the thing is some people,
some people like where they live.
Simple as that.
My parents have been living in that house for 20 years,
Honestly, longer, what, like 25 years now?
They haven't been married for 25 years.
Yes, they have.
I thought your O.G. house burnt down.
Ever since I was born, they've been living in that house.
My dad fully put a pool in.
He put a hot tub in, put a golf simulator.
Which I paid for.
They just got the basement redone.
They got the kitchen redone.
Some people just like where they live.
Not everybody wants better or bigger.
Yeah, is it true that having a mansion isn't very fun?
Oh no, it's fucking amazing, it's so fun.
Oh, well, yeah, if it was, it has a lot of problems.
And like, it's a lot of maintenance.
Your neighborhood's mad sweet, now my neighborhood's dangerous.
What jacket do you have on?
Uh, it's a chrome heart sticker.
Oh my gosh.
Chrome hearts are good.
I'm trying to fuck you with your bestie, I'm sorry Drew, I'm so fucked up, that's
me, yeah.
Ric Flair, drip go woo, I'm a bitch.
Drew, can we cuddle tonight?
Oh my god.
No!
So is it okay if we don't go over the train tracks or do you want to?
I mean I would like to show Chandler Grimadine, alright I got you.
There's a memorial still there? No, because I know some kids were vandalizing it.
Yeah, no, it's not there anymore.
Go Woo on a beach!
When did this come out? Like 2018?
Jinkstru?
That's a sweet.
Hey, hey, hey, Ric Flair drip go woo on a beach!
Oh!
So we're about to go and get a cheeseburger and then go and eat.
Oh, that's got invited to something pretty cool.
I got to pop out to it.
I'll come and make sure it gets to this cheeseburger and looks acting like it's a regular-ass cheeseburger.
I'm not gassing the cheeseburger.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm acting like I'm just saying that we're about to get food and then get more food.
I'm not gassing.
The cheeseburger's not that crazy.
It's just a- it's like, body!
It's just like, if you go to Erie,
Erie you go to Sarah's by the beach and get a cheeseburger. Can I be real for a second? Yeah, their stuff is
Frozen by the way
Yes, it is it's frozen food. No, it's not. Yes. It is. It's a known thing. No, it's not
Grip on your body. Let me put my body we fucking good, baby
Like put my dick inside it!
Fuck you good, baby!
Let me get you pregnant!
Pop a baby inside you!
Let me fuck that shit!
Alright y'all, we're coming up on the site here, man.
Hold back your tears, Nick, alright?
It's gonna be sad, it's gonna be very scary.
It's right here.
I'm gonna go sir. Thanks for your service. Thanks for your lawn mowing service, sir
Here we go
They get out you got a pair respects the granny all right
Let's get up up here or get get down just pull it like pull summer pull over and we got a pair
Why someone should have to like no, I know but it's like I haven't been back to the site man
Yeah, it's some memorial right there at the flowers. I want to pull on the left side. Yeah, that's still dirty
All right, let's get all
Did you actually take the serious though?
Because you know how I get when I come here.
I am.
But I'm taking the serious, my karma too.
I know.
I know.
Chad, don't be weird.
I need to get a pineapple shirt.
So guys, I know y'all have heard this story many times, but since I'm back home in here
and I figured it was only right to show y'all the sign of what happened.
So right here where I stand is the exact train tracks that my grandma got hit by
a train at.
I got her AirPods for her birthday or for Christmas and the next morning she was
going for a walk and she would always come down this road right here all the
way down take a left in her house is that way and she didn't hear because the
noise cancellation in AirPods and she was walking across right here and she
got flattened by a train. So these are the tracks, these are the famous tracks
that my granny died at. So Luke, let's just take a moment of silence for granny.
Sigh
So sorry
So sorry, Greg
Come on
So
Fuck you!
So when she got hit, she got hit right there.
I closed it off, you can see.
Yeah, they pulled her arm.
And they found her arm completely severed from her body, all the way on that side over
there.
And if we come over here, I'll show you guys, there's a memorial over here.
Damn man.
Where are you going?
It's closed now.
It's closed down now.
It's dangerous here.
See, it's closed down.
This is the memorial right here.
The kids have been vandalizing it.
They think it's funny.
I'm so sorry for the pain that you went through that day.
I just wanted to get you air pods.
I wanted you to be able to listen to your music and your podcast in a more high-quality
way.
And I never knew that these train tracks would take you long enough.
That's the key screen
Some funny
Who just said, who in the dead of said Granny's bush camping?
Yo, that's disrespectful.
They let the bushes grow over the burial site.
That's not funny to disrespect my grandma who died on those train tracks sacrificing.
I'm gonna be honest!
Turn this out Luke, the only good thing that came out of Brandy getting hit by that train that day was...
Wait Luke, what?
Was the fact that we each got $32,000 from her will. That was the best part.
Gawd, what did you spend that show on? You guys are here to sell something nice?
Huh?
That's how I got my PC.
Oh, why?
Tesla off-roading.
That's how I got my PC.
I pre-ordered it before she even died.
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She made me like a Lollipop
My brain just didn't work. My brain did not work there.
I don't know what happened.
Oh, um...
Alright, Chad, we're almost done with the bingo.
Luke, we have dinner in 20 minutes.
Speed the fuck up, Grandpa.
Okay.
Hold on.
Okay, but hold on.
You want me to speed up?
Bro, I listen to directions, okay?
I'm a good boy.
Why are we going to fucking Pittsburgh?
We're not.
Where are we going?
We're going to Sarah's.
This is Caw Kid.
Pair down her bag like mine.
Y'all are not gonna be done on time?
Yeah.
It's fine, they can wait.
We have to get the burger to go,
and then go eat it on the beach.
That's the only way we do this,
is if we eat a fucking cheeseburger.
We're gonna eat an entire cheeseburger before dinner.
If you wanna complete the bingo,
failures in life you will be a failure in life then you know what don't eat the
cheeseburger oh sergeant sir the sergeant is not gonna be a failure I'm
watching boots is about a game Marine so this is no turn on red daddy would
hypothetically turn on red
don't y'all have to pick your grandma up to no they got that under control why
Why does Luke have 666 tattooed on his arm?
Can you not?
Nines!
Or nines, asshole!
That's a 999 for Juice Road.
Love you, Jared.
No, it's not.
Okay.
In chat, Luke has got a random-ass dog tattooed on his arm.
Alright, bro.
Alright.
Now show him your dog tattoo.
Dude, it's a good tattoo!
show me just like just like oh that man you're the wrong way well not really oh
shit I can go up here there's only a dog if you guys don't see a dog dear
then do I see a dog it's just like what what are you saying they're saying
son that is not lacing what do you mean it's literally a picture taking of her
I can't bro. I can't
You know this is this is my this is my billionaire
Shawty wanna thug
Bro got an AI tattoo I
Took the picture chat. I I think oh my god. Stop reading me, bro
No!
No, you- hey, I saw a time.
Drew.
Drew.
I took the picture.
Got it.
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But they're open.
They're open.
Should we go through the drive-thru?
Or should we go in?
Um, where should we go in, bro?
Oh, yeah.
Why is no one here?
There are no ones anywhere in here.
Literally, like, every place is just dead.
It's honestly kind of sad.
Alright, let's go. We gotta hurry.
Yo, Lacey, can you ask the loop?
This is a chat GPT dog
Best dog tattoos and you just took that one
This is not an AI tattoo chef
Can you ask Luke what he's gonna do his 15th cake baking segment this month?
I haven't beaten a sheep this morning.
You can do it.
And I didn't even think it.
Like, you know what's crazy?
This is the most popular restaurant, Eerie,
and there's no one here.
Isn't that kind of sad?
Like, why is Eerie such a dead city?
I guess.
Is that out of the way?
Like, everything?
Yeah.
Let's go.
This ain't the most popular, I swear to God, during the summers, this place will be packed
during the summer.
Bro, during the summers this place is packed.
Because everybody goes here and they go to the beach.
Do I always keep good people in here?
Yeah, it's an old people place, man.
But you like the seasons.
It's often a little more lit than Eerie or not.
Seasons, man.
Chad, do you guys, would you guys go to the bookstore where there are seasons?
Like, it rotates like, like the maps rotate?
Or just like, one season?
Yeah, like a new Fortnite season, monthly?
Oh, do the meal. Try the meal.
Will it turn into something?
Ooh, pass on a lettuce and a...
Are you gonna get a meal?
Yes, tomato pickle is perfect.
Oh, surely it's perfect.
It's getting a whole meal.
That'll be it.
So we're not going to eat the whole meal, we're just going to try it because we've been
here.
Yeah.
Ciao.
Thank you.
Oh.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
This is the road on the stairs.
Thank you.
Oh, okay.
11, call that up real quick.
Thank you so much.
This is where I would always get.
You have the hoop pulled up to the spot.
Ha ha ha.
Do you remember what I would always get?
What drink I would always get?
No clue.
And I know a lot.
The iced tea, bro?
Blessed be real.
Powerade fruit punch.
There's dead ass more people in nuke town than eerie pie.
I don't ever want to hear anyone say like nuke, making a cake again after you guys see
this okay I don't ever want to hear it just tell us my fate sure I gotta show
it just show the up like like this from here and up doesn't look bad
hold on my beer burger
I'll have you wonder oh how come there's no one at anywhere in Erie well guys
the reason that area is so dead it's cuz it's so dangerous that people are scared
to go outside yeah yeah it's just so dangerous in
area that people are scared to go outside here what nice car have you seen
here besides mine
this lady this lady behind me is a dangerous woman she's she's one of
most dangerous pain of rips dangerous oh oh god forbid I'm financially
responsible and I don't want to go and spend a thousand dollars on new rims and I
can spray paint and those are even rims those are hubcaps no your shit true those
are hubcaps true oh my bro I'm gonna jerk you off
dude I'm not even hungry I just want I just we need to finish bingo I'm not even
I'm hungry, I'm gonna go in my car and get it all sandied.
Why don't you think about that?
Why don't you think about that?
I don't even fucking know.
What's up, man?
What's up, dude?
What's going on, buddy? My name's Jake.
My name's Luke. Nice to meet you, man.
What's the thing your name on, bro?
Thank you. It's actually a legend out here, huh?
I see my brother, uh, son of you,
who posted up with a pig winning machine.
Yeah!
Yeah, so I was around the class,
and let me pull up and see if you really are here.
I'm out here.
I'm out here, bro.
I'm just chilling out.
Wait, how come Sarah's so dead this time of the year?
It's, there ain't no summer number though.
You know, you gotta dig.
It's about to get snowy and shit, bro.
Like, we, it's fucking,
it's fucking about to be December,
type shit.
What you guys doing out here?
Oh, just hanging out.
About to go get dinner tonight.
Oh yeah, where you guys going?
Out back.
Out back.
Out back, say something.
Look, it's getting in the hood.
Look, it's getting in the hood.
I told him I was getting in the hood,
bro.
I didn't believe it.
See, I see you be talking about it and shit.
I've been out here for like, like two years,
tight shit or whatever, I don't know about,
not over here or not.
Not over here, but over in the hood.
You know where you was that in shit?
Niggas be sleeping on air in shit
sitting on the hood for like, some part tight shit.
Serious?
I don't know.
Hold on, let me just put it forward.
Let's do it, let's do it.
I've met you in John Matt Pinariboff before.
Oh my gosh, a long time ago,
when we saw by, last time I remember.
I mean, Lacey put up with the guns.
Hey, they see a real one coming to the hood.
Yeah, sir, I'm in the hood.
Yeah, man.
Hey, my name is Rob G, by the way.
Rob G?
Yeah, I'm even making music out here.
Oh, are you the freestyle?
No.
No, I don't be freestyle in my life.
I get busy.
Okay.
You know, you look it up on Instagram and stuff.
Rob G?
Yeah, I went out to the hood.
I was at Pittsburgh.
The telegame is Rob G, J-E-E-Z-Z.
Rob G.
Hey, buddy.
Listen, hey, man.
Welcome to the hood, man.
Come back.
Thank you.
Hey, hey, hey!
She's easy.
Appreciate you, though.
I missed that the truck didn't do it last year.
Oh, yeah, last year?
Oh, yeah, the football game, that's right, that's right.
That ugly-ass dog.
Thank you guys, nice to meet y'all.
Fine, of course, yeah.
Oh, hey buddy.
Oh wow.
Oh, bitch, where the puppy go?
Oh, hey buddy.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, he's so cute.
So cute.
Oh, she's so cute.
Oh, you're such a cutie.
Thank you so much.
I'm bored, you guys.
Friendly as thar, bro.
Yeah.
Aw, yeah, I mean, it's dead.
Last time I came here, it was packed out.
How last week it was packed out, too?
Yeah.
Is that us?
Nice to meet you guys.
How do you-
Oh, it's hot.
So what are we doing?
Yeah.
Huh?
You take the tray with me.
I'll leave it.
We think.
Come on, man.
Hey, good to meet you, man.
What's up, bro?
Hey, B.O., but I see you all over,
TikTok and stuff.
I appreciate you guys.
You cool?
I ain't trying to be annoying enough.
No, you're good, bro.
I got you, I got you.
All right, Joe.
Alright Joe.
That bro, I appreciate it.
Nice to meet you guys.
For sure man, be safe.
Yeah, I got you guys here.
Alright, thanks bro.
Of course man.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
How you doing?
How you doing?
Eating of the job, Drew.
Can you feed me one?
I appreciate it.
Oh God!
I'm really on
Time's in one day. How you doing boss another call
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The caller, he's in a whole different country.
He's not here.
Yeah, I'll wait here for him to come across the street.
Yeah, yeah, no, 100% 100% he's still on the phone
Six there oh really just got shot huh?
Yeah, true
Thank you guys so much of course. Yes, it happens. Thank you guys sorry for your ass
You got it bro.
So weird man, a little selfie limb.
We're tracking that IRL next time.
What?
Selfie limb?
What's that?
Uh, that'll see you take a gun to your head and blow your burns out.
Oh, man.
The burner looks like fucking dog food.
Holy shit.
It's like straight, like resident evil burner.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
That's just frozen burger.
Where are we going?
We gotta go to the beach.
Well, we have dinner in five minutes.
Whoa.
More than nearest beach, the nearest beach.
It's right here.
OK.
Oh.
I gotta back out.
The ass girl, I got him.
I'll pull into the line and turn around and see what's in the back.
Report, first turn, face and point that left.
We're gonna be fine in a second.
Fuck yo, let's try the burger.
Jack, this is like a famous burger spawn area called Sarah's.
Um, turn this down a little bit, Luke?
I can.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's try this, here we go.
I'm your last one.
I'm going.
I'm not alive.
That's a good burger.
That's that's a good burger.
Oh.
There's one right there.
That's really hard.
Over here.
I am.
Sorry, guys.
Mmm.
Drew.
Look at that.
Try it.
That's not a bad burger.
Come on now.
That's all.
That's all.
I'll leave my car Drew.
It's not a good burger, but it's not the average one.
Come on.
It's like average, average, average, average.
I'm gonna be honored.
Hot cake.
This to me is better than it is now.
I was gonna say it tastes like it now.
It really tastes like it.
It's better than it.
Oh, God.
It really tastes like it.
Luke looks like a bottle of Pepto-Bismol.
Oh, is that funny, Drew?
Come on.
And we're at the final bingo.
Yeah, yeah, come on.
I just got across.
I'm not trying to get hit.
Yeah
How to go to the beach real quick, bro
Man look at his view chat
It's a beautiful view we missed the sunset though or hasn't happened yet
Oh
Chad, do you guys like sand? I feel like sand is just hated.
Sand's the worst, bro.
There's some head-teaming.
Chad, one thing, actually, but like, I know I've been trolling all day,
but one thing about Erie is we have 13 beaches,
and like, they're actually, like, this one's shitty because it's the nearest to the road,
but like, the sunsets from the beaches are crazy.
Well, let's go sit on that rock.
Keep off rocks, private beach.
Chad, I don't give a fuck.
There's some big rocks.
Someone lives right here.
What?
Someone lives right here.
What are you gonna sit on this end of here?
Yeah, a little beach house.
I was gonna buy one, but...
They're just doing that for you, Nick.
How much on a bed?
It's like a 1900s beater.
I wonder if they're nice.
I wonder how much they are.
Look at the beach though.
Look at the water.
The waves.
I used to bring mad bitches here.
Mad bitches here.
Eww.
Ow.
Hard as a rock.
Ha ha ha ha ha
We're not trespassing sure
All right chat I think this is gonna be it for us bro
We completed the bingo rums. Please complete the final bingo. Let's go everything. We got outfits
I got that a gift. We pulled the strike at round one
We tried the famous chocolate. We tried the burgers from Sarah's. I'm gonna shut my stream off
Why because I have no connection we can do this one, and I don't have a rums, bro. We did everything
We literally did everything
But chat as you guys know it is our dad's birthday dinner
And we have to go right now so we can make it in time and get there
We're already gonna be 15 minutes late
But we did it shout out to Luke everybody go follow Luke mods
Can y'all spam his twitch yeah chat everyone go follow please everyone go drop Luca follow
He always streams every day before I go live, right?
One o'clock PM EST streams every day before I go live. So make sure y'all go show him some love
And shout out to Erie, bro. Everybody here was cool
Pack today packed today in the mall. There's a little hectic hard to get around but
But yeah over a year ago. We sat here. I promise you I stream
Yeah, that is true a year ago
We sat on this exact beach and Luke promised me that he would start streaming and actually try it and now
You went for I think you had 30 viewers that stream and now you have
I was like 600. Yeah, that's a 6x or 80k followers. Yeah. Yeah, so you're almost at a hundred K followers in a year
That's crazy. That's really good
my aim chat I
I gotta end gonna go spend time with my family take my dad out to dinner for his birthday and
I will be live tomorrow
Pretty early on in the day for week two of my NFL tour. I'm gonna be in Buffalo trying
trying the wing spot, seeing what's good in Buffalo,
what else is there to do.
Any ideas, please drop them into comments
or drop them in my Twitter community.
If you guys have any specific things I should do in Buffalo.
And then tomorrow night, we have Thursday night football.
I'm gonna be IRL front row at the Lions vs. Bills game.
Thursday.
So we're gonna get to see Josh Allen in person
right in front of our eyes.
It should be a really good game.
Hopefully it's a shootout.
Wait, what?
A shootout?
Yeah, like in the NFL, like it's just like touchdown after touchdown. Oh, yeah. Um, but yeah, that's gonna be tomorrow stream. All right
Um, I love you guys W stream in the chat. Make sure to join the Twitter calm Clippers go crazy. Y'all are going crazy
Keep going crazy and keep posting those clips. All right. I'm gonna go repost some clips and
Join the clipping discord. There's $25,000 a month to all Clippers who want to post clips of me
So y'all can make up the 25k right go now. I'm gonna be honest
I can't end my stream. So I can either me and Luke are gonna walk off into the sunset and you're just gonna end the stream
When we're far away, okay, bro, I can't end my stream
Well, you're gonna have them only into the car drool is turn the camera off chat
I love y'all w eerie PA hometown stream, and I will see you guys tomorrow in Buffalo. All right
We're gonna walk on in sunset. Holy aura
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