Lacy
๐ฅ BACK IN LA ๐ฅ HUGE P.O. BOX OPENING ๐ฅ STREAMER AWARDS NOMINATIONS ๐ฅ IRL CAR SHOPPING ๐ฅ FORTNITE TOURNAMENT TOMORROW ๐ฅ !CLIPPING
09-19-2026 ยท 8h 39m
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Don't know where the nodeys at I guess we're going to treatment. No, no DCA W. Twitch, bro
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's so good that it's all I know you want to cry.
And if we only go to my house,
it's as if we sit in front of my house.
It feels good, but I know you want to cry.
You say you won't pass,
and I think you found it.
Get ready for action.
I'm not going to the military, bro.
I'm not going to, do I say jump scare?
I look good as shit.
I look good as shit with my hair like this.
I look good as shit.
I look good as fuck, actually, matter of fact.
I look good as fuck.
Ew, bro, how are y'all gonna say you do a buzz cut?
How are y'all gonna say you do a buzz cut?
Your head looks very round.
Listen, I need the shape to, you guys are,
bro, you guys have seen me shave my head three times.
Y'all, it feels really good to be streaming at home.
I'm not gonna lie, it feels really good
to be streaming back at home, like dead ass.
It feels really good.
I have not streamed from this setup and at this house
and so long, it actually feels really good.
But no, they said, I shaved my head
because I wanted my hair to be dark again.
So I was looking into dyeing my hair back brown
and they said we'd have to bleach it again, bro.
Bleach it again.
So bleaching my hair again, I'm not going to kill my hair.
So I decided I just shaved the entire hair off.
I shaved it all off.
And I'm just going to wait for it to grow back dark again.
So we are doing buzz cut era again.
Bro gets bored every week and changes his hair.
I did not get bored.
This is a different reason for changing it.
I did not change my hair out of boredom this time.
I swear to God.
Right hand on a Bible on God, I didn't.
I did not change it because of boredom.
I changed it because I wanted dark, my dark curly hair back.
But I can't do it with, I would have had to bleach it again.
So I do not have lice, bro.
I don't have lice.
I don't have lice.
You gotta sue your barber.
No, what is wrong?
Okay, so tell me what looks bad about the haircut.
Show your car.
What?
My AMG?
My AMG is fine.
What are you all talking about?
You guys have seen my AMG.
What?
It's porn acting.
I don't have, I don't even, I don't know what.
I can't fucking, I can't help you guys
if I don't know what you're talking about.
I can't help if I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't have porn acting.
Listen, I don't know what y'all are talking about, bro.
I don't know what y'all are talking about.
But if y'all are talking about a new car,
I think I might be going car shopping today on stream.
I might be going car shopping today on stream,
going to this dealership.
I'm gonna test drive a few cars,
see if I like any of them.
Cause I'm gonna be honest.
I've been looking at a few cars.
I've been looking at a few Lamborghinis.
I've been looking at a few McLarens.
I've been looking at a few Rolls Royces.
I've been looking at a bunch of cars.
So today I might be going car shopping
and seeing exactly what car I want to get.
Facts, facts.
But in the meantime, I received a package, y'all.
I received a package.
If I drew, where is it?
The package that I got from the dean.
From the dean.
Holy shit.
All right.
So I received a package in the mail yesterday
from the one and only Kai Sennat, Dean Sennat.
And I'm not opening, okay?
I'm not opening.
So first thing we got, holy packaging.
Holy packaging.
Vovette.
Holy, I'm not going live.
Nice little bow on top.
This actually looks good.
Let me see.
OK.
How do you open it?
OK.
Ooh, it has a little vet sticker on the bottom.
Not a bad shout.
Not a bad shout.
Not a bad shout.
It's not fake.
Why would I order fake of a vet, bro?
It's real.
What is this?
It's a black journal
How do I open it
Okay
Wait, is this now here's the question is it the blank of a vet journal or is it the one that has the pages that he's sending out to certain people?
Oh my god
It's the one that has fits film.
It's the one that's, am I allowed to show this?
Wait, am I allowed to show this?
Every order got that, no, they didn't,
no, they didn't, no, they didn't.
Only, he said that he was only sending it
to the first people that bought the first Mavet drop.
This is like the journal that has, oh my God, wait.
Brother, this is cool.
A journal gifted to me.
Oh, wait, he left a little message in here for me.
To Lacey, thank you for coming out to the Vevet show.
This is a journal from the one and only Dean Sennett.
With super hype seeing you at the show
and I wanted to formally invite you
to be the next oversized model at the next Vevet show.
See you then, keep killing it.
My streamer of the year, Lacey.
No way Kai said that in his adventure, no to me.
What?
Dude, he did not say that.
Yes, he did.
Yes, he did.
He's actually very cool.
It's like the entire inspiration of how Kai started VaVet.
Okay, what is the bookmark on a page for though?
Ooh, no samples here, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay, all right, next up, holy shits, this big ass box, the vet, the vet.
Every discipline begins somewhere.
This is where ours began.
This garment is a replica of the first hoodie Kaisenat ever sewed himself, reproduced with
its original seams, its original stitches, and its original imperfections.
These imperfections are not flaws to be forgiven, but evidence of values to be admired.
They represent patience, curiosity, and the belief that meaningful work begins with
The courage to start.
Thank you for supporting me.
Oh
My god
Pants, the Vovette sweats?
Bro, it's not a 5XL, chat.
What size is this?
It's an XL.
It's a XL.
I might have to throw this on.
I might have to throw this on.
Okay, we got the pants too.
Put it on.
Okay, fine.
All right, we put out we put out we put out we put out we put it on what if it's what if it doesn't fix yeah
Put it on and do a model walk. I'm not doing a fucking model walk
You guys want me as dead ass do a mark. Should I rip the tag off?
Okay
First streamer to put the vet on!
It's Britney Pinch.
Come on!
I got my man out here!
Get on my body!
I got this man on my body!
Every tentative tongue of mine is gone
She's gone for an extra mile
For you to become a display of affection
I'm dead fuck with this it's like it's like a it's like an interesting cut like
it's not like a hoodie that has like a thing at the bottom it's like a wear the
pants too
Okay, pants are definitely a little long for me.
These are the largest, too.
The pants are a little long.
Probably honestly gonna roll them up.
Okay.
Oh my gosh, the hood too.
Hey KC, one million.
Let me know.
Let me know.
Come on now, you see a little bit on my body?
You see a little bit on my body?
Okay, okay.
these are comfy sweatpants I like these okay all right now there's one more box
TVU? I don't think it's the TVU because Drew had to order the TVU. It's way too light to be the TVU.
Oh, it's the suit! It's the track suit!
Extra large and large.
Put the tracksuit on.
Okay.
Hold on.
Wait.
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Is your chrome rug?
It actually does.
You were supposed to get a size smaller than what you normally are.
Yeah, but I didn't how was I supposed to know that how was I supposed to know that I just said my size is in bro
I literally just said my size is in
Do a first trap tiktok in it buddy i'm not doing a first trap tiktok. I have a tiktok dropping in two days, bro
I also have a YouTube video dropping in two days.
I have a YouTube video that's coming out in two days, Jack.
A YouTube video coming out in two days
is gonna be a madly YouTube video, it's gonna be a madly.
Is it a vlog?
You could call it a vlog for sure.
You could call it a vlog for sure.
You could definitely call it that.
Oh wait, what is this?
I didn't even see this.
It's the grave of that.
Hold on now.
That one's hard.
This one, this one reminds me of like my one Balenci hoodie.
That, that's lit.
Okay, cool.
Cool.
All right.
I'm probably going to leave this hard.
I feel like I look really good in this jacket, no?
I feel like I look good in this jacket, no?
Don't I kind of look good in it, chat, be honest?
Don't I look good in it?
No.
Shots on my dick for what?
I got vivette on my body.
I'm the man of vivette.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
All right, Jeff, we are finally back in LA, bro.
We are finally back in LA.
I have not been at this setup and streaming here for a minute,
but I do have bad news.
I'm only here for five days.
I'm only here for five days.
I know, I know.
I'm only here for five days,
but I'm gonna tell you guys exactly
what the next five days consist of, okay?
Are you all ready?
Today, I will be doing streamer award nominations
and I will be going car shopping, okay?
Tomorrow, me and Marlon are playing
in Jinxie's Fortnite tournament.
So it is a Fortnite duos tournament.
Me and Marlon are a duo.
We are playing in it.
Oh, oh my God, I forgot.
Today we have PO chat.
I completely forgot.
We have a huge PO opening today.
Like, brother, there's like 70 packages from PO.
Like I'm not over exact.
You will see when we do PO after I'm done with REACTS,
there's so much PO, like an insane amount of PO, okay?
Then tomorrow, me and Marlin are playing
in Jinxies Fortnite tournament, okay?
We're playing a Jinxies Fortnite tournament.
Marlin is in London, so he's gonna be on 150 ping
and I have to play on controller.
So, hopefully, hopefully, you know, me and Marlin can win that tournament.
Not sure if we're going to be able to.
Hopefully we can.
Hopefully we can.
Not sure.
Not sure.
Not sure.
All right.
Then on the 21st, I will not be live.
We have a core YouTube shoot that day on the 21st.
But I have a YouTube video coming out on the 21st.
Now, this is not no normal ass YouTube video, run of the mill, day in the life of Lacey.
It's a crazy video.
It's an insane video.
You guys will see when it comes out.
It's going to be dropping on the 21st.
So in two days, in the morning, it's going to be dropping.
All right.
I'm excited for you guys to see that video.
And then after that, on the 22nd, I will be live in San Diego doing a day with rug.
I'm going to be in San Diego with rug doing a whole stream of the rug in San Diego on
the 22nd.
And then on the 23rd, unfortunately, we saw Ron's stream.
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
I literally don't know what you're talking about.
What happened on Ron's stream?
Ron's not even live.
Ron's not even live.
But I'm doing a, I'm doing a,
I'm doing a Bros day with rug on the 22nd.
So I'm gonna be in San Diego with rug.
And then on the 23rd, I fly out
and I fly to London.
And I'm gonna be in London for like 10 days, bro.
I'm gonna be in London for a long ass time.
But London's gonna be fun.
London consists of a lot of stuff.
Obviously, I'm gonna be streaming
at the Sidemen Outside Premier.
I do have permission to stream that.
So I will be streaming the premiere.
It's a Netflix show premiere.
Then I'm flying to Belgium for two days
where I will be streaming at the Fortnite LAN event,
the big Fortnite LAN.
And then I go back to London
because the Sidemen Outside show comes out on September 28th.
So I'll be doing a stream with a bunch of people out in London.
I'm gonna be doing a stream with Heinz.
I'm gonna be doing a stream with Chip.
I'm gonna be doing a stream with, with,
everybody from the show, I'm gonna be doing it.
I'm gonna be doing a stream with, all right?
That's there.
Drake drops?
Yeah, I'm gonna go into reaction right now.
I'm gonna go into reaction right now.
Anything specific that y'all want me to react to
Just put it in the thread, put it in the thread.
Lacey, when you go car shopping today,
you gotta get a Porsche so you can match with Jason and Ron.
Could, I mean, I'll look at a Porsche today.
I'll definitely look at a Porsche.
I'll look at a Porsche.
Why are y'all saying does he know stop what are you saying does he know for I was getting
the reactions the YouTube streams have actually been doing good Lions vs. Bill's IRL stream
of Buffalo 7k viewers on YouTube actually not bad actually what the fuck that's very
Good but chat usually that happens when YouTube puts me on the featured page
YouTube puts me on the featured page, but the YouTube streams have been picking up a lot
The only bad thing about the YouTube streams is I make zero dollars off them. I don't make any money off the YouTube streams
What the fuck?
Okay
Shit!
Wrestle fuckin' alright.
Anyone remember that Chrome Wars jacket Lacey bought?
Shit.
Pop it, pop it, write it, pop it, blue touch it.
Cut the double low rate and move it.
Seroton, that's a cool type of music.
I used to call Lacey with a running voice.
I was a little feeling like a solid type of music.
Lacey, is your car white?
Um, no, my car, my car sat in black.
Both my cars were sat in black.
What is this?
Baby, though, I can't move on.
I can't move on, baby, though.
Ain't no car to stay.
WSav, WSav, I always see, uh,
Sav's edits on my 4U page.
Is the new car gonna be-
I don't know, I don't know, I'm gonna go car shopping today, we're gonna have to find
out and see what cars I really like.
When I go to the dealership today, I'm gonna have to see what cars I'm really into to
be honest.
Like what are you talking about bro?
Why are you going to the dealership for no reason?
So you guys don't want me to go car shopping today.
Y'all don't want me to go, I won't go.
If you guys don't want me to go car shopping, I won't go.
But then, what if I find a car I really like
and then I enjoy the car and then I buy it
and then I wanna get,
and then that means I buy a new car
and post a YouTube video in two days.
All right, Chuck, can I at least get a YouTube video done?
Like, come on, let me at least get a YouTube video, bro.
Damn!
Is the thing you picked up in New York City
have anything to do with the vlog you recorded yesterday?
All right, listen, I feel like there's a big misconception
that's going on here in the chat, okay?
The thing that I picked up in New York City
had nothing to do with a vlog or anything.
And the vlog that's coming out,
I don't know what you guys think it is,
but the vlog that I have dropping in two days is an event.
It's an event I went to yesterday.
So I don't know what y'all vlog think
that's coming out, car review, car diss, car that,
oh, Lacey, what skydiving, dude.
None of that, none of that.
It was me going to an event, okay?
What the fuck was Marlon doing?
Oh, I watched this video.
Look at Marlon in tights with his little big dick showing.
You guys should add at least two more people to core.
I think it would be cool to see a couple more people
apart of core.
Why? Why? First off, what is the net? What is the need to want to add more people to
court? There's no need to want to add more people to court. And if we did, who would
need to be. Like who would it be? Rage and K-Son. Neither Rage nor K-Son are moving into
the house. Neither of them would ever move into the house. K-Son just got a new crib.
Rage would not leave Florida. Max, Max just got a new crib. Drew Wall. That's what
That's why I stopped the conversation.
Listen, I would not be opposed to in the future having a few more people join core or honestly
probably not having another person join core.
But here's the thing is it would have to happen very naturally.
Like when we were in phase, Marlin becoming part of the group happened very naturally.
would have to be another situation where like it just happens naturally and feels natural
for them to be around hanging out with all the guys and it just felt right if that makes
sense.
But force adding someone into our group there's no need for that there's no need.
Me and curiosity are out in the field campaigning for you streamers nominating Lacey for streamer
award for for streamer awards stable Ronaldo best sports truth I'll be honest with
you for best sports streamer I'm giving this to my friend bro uh Lacey W1 love
this shit he want this is the award he wants to win um flight I don't know
flight has like did he did he get nominated last year I think he did this
is for nominations bro I want my boy to win oh voting Lacey bro W run W run
male get out the emo that goes like this what Lacey wait what yeah flight
I won last year.
Oh, bro, what?
Bro, I'm gonna give Lacey a chance, bro.
I'm gonna give a fault.
Bro, flight one.
Bro, do you think you have a chance?
I think that I will 100% get nominated
for best sports streamer.
I do think I have a chance to win.
I really do think I have a chance to win.
I think it's gonna be hard,
but I think that if I do think I have a chance to win,
if you look at like all the stuff I've done this year
when it comes to sports, it's a lot of stuff.
Like it's really a lot.
So I think I do have a chance to win,
but you never know.
Jason, W. Jason.
Best sports streamer, no home goal with that.
I'm going with Lacey, okay?
Streamer, who creates best sports related content,
whether through gameplay or coverage.
Lacey's doing an NFL tour right now.
You know, I got to vote to homie.
Lacey, show us.
W. J. Son W. J. Son, but this is the concept of what the game play ea Sports FC NBA 2K Rock
Elite, etc. or coverage. Oh, God, I'm going to be lazy about it. I just want to be like
this is just games. And yeah, that's that's where the award changed this season. A lot
of people don't know. So last last year, it was it was sports streamer through gameplay,
which was games, but this year, QT changed it
to where it adds in coverage,
which is like IRL streaming at games, reactions,
all that stuff.
So that's where the award changed.
Look at that, oh yeah, now Lacey, oh yeah.
My son Lacey had the entire NFL season,
like everybody's like the Lacey Curse game.
No one thought of me as a curse through an NFL seat.
No one thought of Lacey as a curse.
I'm to and over this season.
Brother, I don't think y'all know this.
I have fans of NFL teams.
I have coaches of NFL teams DMing me saying, hey, Lacey, can you please come to our
game because you're a good luck charm for the four teams. Every game I've went to the team has one.
I have organizations in the NFL reaching out to me asking me to come out to games.
You guys understand how crazy that is? I'm fucking him.
Nobody's saying that. Yes, they are because I'm two and O this season. So they want me to come
come to their games, because I'm like,
bro, the NFL thinks of me as like a good luck charm.
If I'm at your team's game, your team is gonna win.
Speaking of NFL, hold on.
I forgot NFL, who is that?
I got this package in my PO, Chad.
Should I open it now?
But it wasn't in PO?
It was directly in my mailbox.
Like it got shipped to the house.
It says stealers.
Just open it.
Wait for P.O.?
I'm a wavering PO? I'm a wavering PO? I'm a wavering PO? What could that be though?
El Chatter, no one said that. That's not PO, technically just opening it? You're
technically right. It's technically not PO. I look you want to double check to make sure I'm
allowed to open this though. It's not PO, you're right. It's technically not PO. It's technically
not P.O. it was not sent to my P.O. box it was sent to my house address.
What even is this?
built on six ready for what's next six championships one storied history in a new season waiting
to be written here's to the moments that made us in the one still to come the 2026 season
starts here. Here we go Steelers. I mean shit pretty cool. Wait is this a cooler? Get a speaker!
Oh my god, it's a speaker on the back.
Hey, shout out to the Steelers.
Wait, shout out to the Steelers for sending me this.
This is sick.
Oh, wait, there's another thing.
another thing. Lacey, thank you for the support from your friends at the Steelers. Brother,
This is sick!
And they gave me Super Bowl glasses in a speaker cooler.
Oh that's tough.
Hey shout out to the Steelers for that bro.
Shout out to the Steelers.
That ass, that ass.
Oh yeah, let's open it, okay.
That's so sick.
Boy, I didn't know the Steelers knew who I was, and they sent me a package.
That's actually cool.
That's actually really cool.
That's actually really cool.
They don't.
Yes, they do.
They posted you on their Instagram before, yo, shut your bitch-ass up, motherfucker.
I'm hard as shit.
Watch who you're talking to, Steppa!
New Leroy song?
Let me listen to it.
Come here.
I'm not around you can find another
Tell me something lately where's your time go?
You will try with your I go. He's so good
Tell me you forgive me, but you won't forget it. Who's the other guy in the song?
It sounds like jib-ball
Yeah
His voice is so angelic, dude
I think you know what you mean to me, I try
I fuck with the song. I fuck with it. I fuck with it. I fuck with it
Who were the coolest people you met at the bovette show?
Coolest people I met at the bovette show
Honestly people that I met that I talked to a lot
Um is these two streamers you guys probably know who they are. Um, their names are Christina and Amber
They're like they're like they're two two two ladies and they're married and they're streamers and I've met them at the after party and I
Me and Darla talked to them for like an hour. They were really cool. Um,
Try to think coolest people I met. I didn't really meet anybody. Oh Kai's mom. I
Met Kai's mom. I talked to Kai's mom for like probably like 10 15 minutes
Um, Kai's mom is so sweet. She's so nice.
Uh, we talked at the after party for like 10, 15 minutes.
Just about, just stuff. She was really nice.
Um,
I didn't meet anybody else.
I didn't meet anybody. Bruce? No, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I mean, I met Bruce before, Jack.
I met Bruce before.
Um,
Um, no, I didn't meet Lauryn Hill.
I didn't meet a buggy.
No.
Yeah, I pretty.
Oh, yeah, I didn't really meet anybody for the first time,
dude.
I didn't meet anybody for the first time.
Most of the people there I knew already.
Blackboy Max reveals he accidentally pissed himself on a
That number two I wake up again. It says 1 hour 12 minutes till we land at L.A.X.
I'm over here like, alright babe, we coolin' as old, like I'm just gonna stay up.
You feel me? Maybe now it's time for me to watch a little YouTube video, maybe a movie, whatever we gotta do.
Well, I took my third and final nap.
And in that, I was dreaming, dreaming hard.
And I could.
Don't tell me he nutted on a plane.
You had a wet dream, bro.
I proceed to start peeing.
And I proceed to start peeing.
But this wasn't a regular piss.
What?
was peeing hardest foot and when I was peeing in this dream it was going on
forever and it was black. Black piss? Which was weird as hell but I did have a
coffee I wanted and I think to myself wait coffee this morning bitch I'm dreaming
And then I wake up
Pistols I like superior
Check my pants, bro. Oh, I check my seat holy smoke
Puddles on puddles on puddles
Everywhere
I'm gonna show the video you found me. Um
Um, yeah bro, I pee my pants on a plane burr in the lay flat.
Oh my.
Brother just go to the fucking bathroom!
Nat number two, I wake up and...
Keep watching, it's not over?
I pee my I pee my pants on a plane bro in the lay flag
It was pee everywhere bro. What do you mean he shows it?
On my pants on a blanket on the seat
Oh my gosh
And now I'm starting to be super subconscious. Oh my gosh. Does it smell? Oh my gosh
To be honest my nigga, it's not even my fault
I don't know who thought it is, but bitch it's not mine.
Who's in control of James?
Did you drink the whole misty-stippy river before you pissed on a plane?
Oh my god Max!
I go to the bathroom.
Did he just jerk off on you?
I go to the bathroom because my idea was, okay, let me...
Hold on, I'm gonna be honest, this might be a little too...
This might be a little deep, but I'm gonna analyze some shit.
So he naturally went down to grab his meat just now.
As you can see,
this is a natural occurrence for him.
This is like natural for him. He doesn't in his sleep. It's like, it's like, uh, it's very natural.
He bends down to grab his shit. Look how big his hand is in the shape his hand is in.
Max has a girthy cock.
Cause if he's going like this to grab his shit, that's natural girth right there.
His shit. That's, that's max's girth.
I go to the bathroom because my idea was, okay, let me reverse my pants.
These are reversible, but let's see how I go. I didn't have to say the brand.
They don't pay me, but guess what?
I'm gonna put some clothes because y'all laughing at me right now, so I got a place.
Why do you still have the pants on?
The pants was reversible, but because my pitch was so strong and leaked through.
You can't see it now because it's dry.
Oh, yeah. Why do you still have the brother change the pants?
You see? Wait, no, you can't right now.
It's actually dry.
I
Agent explains why she rescues a purchased designer clothing
That's why sometimes when you see me with like off-white shirt or like
There's literally should have bought like a few years ago
And you're not big literally hit me, bro
I asked myself, what the fuck am I actually doing, bro?
Like, genuinely, what am I doing?
That's facts!
Every since then, I completely stopped studying on both
and I spent all that money on a part of it.
That's facts, that's facts.
That's fair, but I agree, I agree, unless it's chrome.
Unless it's a chrome jacket, it's facts.
Oh my God.
Kai Sinat with the 50 gifted subs!
Hi, thank you for the 50
Hey, I got a hold on now guy
Look at my chain. Hold on
Come on I
Got that for that on my body. Hi. Thank you for the 50 gifted Ralph. That's why he just gets
Wow amazing a kind thank you bro. Bro. God. I actually fuck with the clothes. I really like this this great hoodie right here. I
Think this is my favorite. I like the great hoodie
You got the gray sweats.
No, I got the, I got the, like, white, the white sweats, the cream ones.
Ron gives Russell a layup and gets a girl's Instagram.
Yeah, never mind
My god, look at him walking there like a fucking boss
Why does he run out like that?
You ran out like you got a dude's number!
I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone, I swear to God.
I'm so serious.
I swear to God.
You said you wanted my Instagram?
Cause I wanted to hurry.
Shit, WLov, actually good love.
What is this?
This user is obsessed!
Bro!
I'm not going to like a four minute video.
It's a little long for me.
Nice cap you got on their bud.
Okay.
So I'm going to explain this to you guys because I don't know,
like I don't know what you guys think happened.
I don't know how much money you think that I make brother. I do not got it like that to buy a Lamborghini
I don't got it like that
So
The reason I had this Lamborghini had on is because Ron got his car service and
At the Lamborghini place they gave him a hat
So I found the hat in the fit in the room and I put it on Rod was literally holding it
I don't I don't get money like that to be able to get a Lamborghini bro. What is this AI ass photo?
This car is sexy though, whatever this is this shit is sexy
I mean brother I'm gonna be honest already heard this you are you know I mean do you
guys really want me to you guys really want me to start going you don't really want me
to start talking about it because I'll start I'll just start talking about it I'll start
talk about. Because all I'm gonna say is there is maybe two artists on the entire planet
I could think of some shit like this.
I'm not this one, not this one, not this one, this one right here.
Not this one, not this one, not this one, not this one, this one right here.
are you kidding me? Who else in the world could think about some shit like this? No
I don't want, I'll tell you, there's only two people in the world who could make a song like this.
Shrake and Drake!
Yes! Yes!
You be with me every night
It never says to let me up
You're the one that I'm
Come back
I'm the one who's been saying over
You're giving me the cold shoulder
I'm the one that I'm
You're the one that I'm
Come back
I'm the one that I'm
You're the one who's been saying over
This is like
This song isn't even fully out, and it's already the best song of 2026.
I don't understand how Drake has been making music for this long and still drops absolute gems like this.
Yes, Don! Yes! And then he adds a feature like Don on it! And Don Toliver absolutely snaps, brother! This is Soul of the Year.
So
It's crazy to me and I'm gonna be honest
I'm not gonna talk about it for too long
But it is genuinely insane how Drake's been making music for 20 plus years
And he's just been on top of the game and he's still on top of the game
Every single song every single lyric every single beat every single album
Just tops it and people hate they say oh, it's not good
This is mid the first two days and then you catch them in their car at 3 a.m
two months later, belasting the same album they called Mid Two Months ago, no
one does it like Drizzy, no one does it like Drake. Who in the world is thinking
about there's a fandom it must be haunted in here, no one else is thinking of
stuff like that. He's a mastermind when it comes to lyrics, he has the
voice of an angel, he has the body of a great God, Drake is the epitome of
of a human being. Drake is perfect. If there is a man that is in your sight and it's not Drake,
I don't even know what I'm saying right now. Drake is, dude, like dude, I can't even put my,
I can't even spit out the words of how Drake makes me feel. When I hear Drake drop a new song,
especially some R&B shit like, I need you here with me every night, it literally films my body up
with a warm fuzzy butterfly feeling that no other human on earth has ever made me feel besides Drake.
It's a whole different kind of experience. When I put my headphones on to listen to Drake,
Drake being in the headphones isn't enough. I need him inside of me. I need to feel
every inch that Drake has, every lyric that Drake has,
I need it, and people can hate,
and people who don't like Drake,
I hate you, shame on you.
How can you turn on some shit like this
and not wanna just fucking sit there at 3 a.m. in your car
and scream the lyrics, bro?
It's pink stuff in your nose.
It's pink stuff in your nose.
And another thing I want to say, and this is no hate to Kanye West, I like Kanye, I think
Kanye's a top three artist of all time.
I don't think he's gonna be more,
but Kanye's known for having great beats
and great like melodic parts to his song.
But the end of this Drake song right here
is better than anything Kanye's ever done.
You're gonna make me cause you're alive.
Just close your eyes and listen.
why did it end? why did it end? that's not the cool thing, that's not the cool thing.
stop the floor
Just listen check everybody just close their eyes okay
like I don't care if you love drink I don't care if you hate Drake
close your eyes and
feel it close your eyes in
Field Rick, come inside of you.
I
It brings me a type of peace that I can't explain.
It brings me a type of peace in my bonds that I can't explain.
Drake is like an angel.
Wow, I feel like I just went through
like an out of body experience listening.
Wow.
Wow.
my turn and red pepper stones and clustered I can't just get
Strangest things happen and I swear that's the best most things that got it out for me
I never met can't think of nothing else but he dropped it he dropped this on his channel
I'll see you in a couple of seconds.
I'll come.
That's how Drake makes me.
That's how Drake makes me feel.
Drake makes me feel like I'm pregnant.
Is it bad?
Chad, is it bad that like I feel like I've completed every aspect of life, but the like I just want to dapper drink up like is that bad?
I know I know I'm a grown-ass man, but I feel like I feel like in order for my life to be complete. I need to meet Drake
I need to meet the man who can
Maybe one day both and I got nothing again. No, I'm under that but you know, we in that the same
Black skies do bears my turn in red purpose phones and cluster that can't get us yet
Fuck how much money is on his wrist, dude
Yeah, okay, no, I'm right. I'm these men's straight since I happen and I swear that's the fence most things that got it out for me
I never meant can't think of nothing else but counting up the dead
I'm so many angels only had a nose was meant to be stuck on me now my niggas got me shredded
Wow, if this movie we should push down for bed Wow, head of all these waters
I'm high as below the net real shipping going down this shit
I can't forget two or three and then up and tell me what you get twister says
I'm planning every chance that I get my god. Oh my god. What did he say? What did he say? What did he say?
two one three add up tell me what it gets six
He's just one of
You truly are one of a kind, thank you for dropping the masterpiece after masterpiece
This truly changed my life.
Love from Lacy.
I gotta listen to it one more time.
I gotta buy a Skelly Cartier.
I gotta buy one for great Cartier Skellits and how much are they?
C-Cypher?
Hold on! Ten minutes?!
Please put on headphones, okay.
But yeah, I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha.
I gotcha.
Okay
What is this? Oh, I got a license!
Holy shit, Kyle looks good.
Okay!
They really are artists, they're just in my teens, with my number number
Since I've been moved like a sister, my clone
I'm such a fuck up, fuck gato's, I'm f**king f**king
Placing on these f**king niggas, f**king scottin'
Viva!
Viva!
I'm such a f**king c**k, my clone
I'm such a f**king f**king gato's, I'm f**king
Placing on these f**king niggas, f**king scottin'
Show them gasses, my favorite form of fitness
In the crib with the favorite vixen
F**k on my side, lit like October 10th
You used to be the man, back at high school
Now you're the manager, all the jobs do
Okay, we've talked about doing a core cipher. Okay, be honest. Be honest. If we did a core
cipher, who do y'all think would have the best verse? Be honest. Silky, Ron, Jason, not a
single person that said me by the way why has not a single person said me do
y'all forget I really do this rapping shit
Okay, who's next?
Phantom, okay, Phantom, what you got?
He's staring me in my soul.
Put the light down.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Yes!
Okay!
Oh
Because he didn't wrap
Oh
That's kind of hard!
What?
Hold on, Namus.
Okay!
Somehow
Auto-tune
Yo, do you idiot stink? Yo
You realize every single artist that you listen to every song that's on your Spotify has auto-tune, right?
You realize that right?
Every single one
Except great
I
Be honest dude is I fuck with this
But I'll be completely real this shit sounds like I don't know why it sounds like some shit
I would hear in Coles or like or like
you
you
you
you
you
You
Don't make a hassle in her feelings up on her castle. I make fun of her best friend battle
I feel like I want me a rapper. Yeah, I'm coming to shop like a scapul. I can't trust a sheep from the big apple
Do not hear I feel like I'm in shackles. I'll make a bad host like a saddle
The fuck is that?
I'm gonna be honest last year
Agent came in with some crazy-ass flow honestly wasn't sure where the fuck was going on
I want agent I want to get I want to
Pussy like Mac I eat it if you say so money so tall bank that I heard in pesos I can eat it with the guac
But I want case of my finger won't do it shit. Just shove it in my ear
What
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, you what? You didn't what?
You didn't what?
My money old as fuck like a temptation gave a nigga head, but it was black you got a spit, baby
But she hates spit made a couple million in the crave on that gamership in the Rory on the hobby on some racership
My bitch shot a double back on God, but I hate that shit. She used to fashion me
A and P got that juice like we like tape last one to a billion sub bowl
all I got is hard dick for his sack chaser
Self-made millionaire, I started as a crack baby
four whips, I'm a shit popper
Richard Millwalker, I don't do the Cardi-Fris watches
She's still rocking a marry that can't sit by me
Hit a fat bitch from the back, now my hip's robbing
Acting like you're happy for me but it's fake
Shit's real I can see it in your face
It's a done deal, go put it in the case
Dug shape, we gon' put it in their face
Sh** off!
I
Should over
Okay
Yo, he does sounds just like future.
34 cities, I feel when they come in the city.
I got 34 niggas that's ready to pull it right now.
I feel it's a serious.
Got a chopper, a P90 loaded with F in the city
and no chopper to see.
Got a Swissman in the Dominican.
I was gonna do what I need.
Got a few Ethiopians, either she dropped to the knees
or in time and she seen me.
I'm from South Carolina and a lot of the shit
she's doing, they don't even phase me.
Before all the niggas throw hate in them,
bitch, they claiming to have her my baby.
A lot of that shit, full gays, they're using my name
and they don't even pay me.
Okay.
I'm an internet lion and making a statement got all of them shit from the payments
They were the same group of niggas I came with from asking no these for a dollar the stuff for the million dollars in the basement
I'm a city hype baby and from from the city be hating. I can't even blame them
The line for users and lame shit, but Balenci and Cromo are semi-fake. Yeah, Balenci and Cromo. I like that Duke
Discussion they talking to most of them still gonna fuck me. I saw niggas was happy as fuck when they thought it was dumb
But the shit didn't work on me to keep it a bucket before me play if you late cuz it's shit can get ugly
All my shades when I go out on public
I myself can't get caught up in nothin'
Got a house in the hills and I love it
I push it from 1 to 0 to 100
I got everything that I wanted
Seein' me when God I'm sick as a stomach
He takin' her out of the country and givin' her money
But I'ma be fuckin' a third
He thinkin' he benefitin' from the trickin'
And spendin' when really is makin' it worse
I'm gettin' inspired, she givin' me top on the aisle
And me catchin' it, I feel like the dope
I'm making love to shit and I don't need a stream
Now that I know more ever I go
Damn!
I know we made it cause me and my homies
With you I'ma get outta shit spread out for life
Man, shit was talkin' crazy
Now they all tryna hit me up
I'm thinking I forgot, nigga.
I ain't forget shit, bitch.
I ain't got shit and everything.
I'm up here, everybody.
I'm the bad thing y'all say without even know
where the fuck was going.
And here what it is, fuck it.
Get your hands, nigga.
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This was gas bro, I actually like the Cypher I actually like the Cypher my favorite ooh my favorite was like
But I think my favorite was aging
It was a dear Duke agent or Duke. He was he was agent was really spit is some shit
He was saying some shit, bro, but Davis low key snap too. I don't know. I don't know. I
Don't know very good. Cypher though. Very good. Cypher
When's the core cipher bro? We've been talking about doing a core cipher for like two months now. I don't know man. I don't know we I
Don't know because the thing is like nobody really makes music here besides I guess Jason
Jason
Ron a little bit. I think I would snap in a core cipher
I'm gonna be honest if we did a core cipher
I think I would snap because I would really take the time into it. I'll go to an actual studio and record
Like I would actually fully go to a studio everything a record
Pio now no no no after this after this after this after after after because I feel like I feel like I'm behind
So I've been traveling so much. I haven't really had a chance to do this. Hold on
Streamer awards, streamer awards.
Now we'll be honest, I'm not going to take too much time on this, not to take too much
time on this right here.
Okay.
I'm going to go through.
I'm going to tell y'all who I'm nominating.
Now I also want to clarify.
This is not who I think should win.
This is who I think should be nominated.
This is who I think should be nominated.
Starting off, best music streamer.
Now I know PBM is going to be nominated.
I know DDG is going to be nominated.
But there is someone that I think should be nominated for this award, that not a lot of
people have been talking about nominating.
So I'm going to nominate them.
I already know Max is going to get nominated, I already know DDG is going to get nominated.
This isn't who I think should win the award necessarily, but I think that Kello deserves
a nomination.
I think Kello genuinely deserves a nomination for best music streamer.
He does a lot of music stuff on stream and he drops good music.
I heard he showed me one of his songs.
Brother, he genuinely deserves to be nominated
for Best Music Streamer.
So I'mma nominate Kello.
Wait, submit or next, next.
Best Creative Art Streamer.
Streamer who creates the best art, food and drink, dance.
Art, food and drink.
It sets food and drinks, son.
I mean, am I crazy to nominate myself here?
Am I crazy to nominate myself here?
Who makes art on street?
I'm going to go to the top.
Juicy Jacob, all that is art.
That is art.
That's creative, like creative art and stuff.
I like that nomination.
Juicy Jacob, I like that.
Okay, best role play streamer.
I'm going with K-Son.
I'm going with K-Son.
I mean, this dude, K-Son literally lives his life
through role play.
He just got done doing a Grand Theft Auto role-play marathon.
I'm going to case on for best role-play streamer.
He definitely deserves to win it this year.
Best MOBA streamer.
League of Legends, Dota 2, Pokemon, Smite, and others.
I mean, I'll be honest, I'm gonna say Dante's.
I don't really know many other MOBA streamers, so I'm just gonna say Dante's.
Best brand partner awarded to a brand that is helping streamers aspirations come true
Through brand partnerships and sponsorships streamers are able to do more than ever imagined
Well, we bet well, I'm gonna rub it on him
Well, I rub it
Hidden gem a growing streamer averaging under 200 viewers this past year
Guys drew averages more than 200 viewers that doesn't even make sense
Wait a minute
Brother, please change your name to Connor dude.
He averages too many viewers. Luke, Luke averages too many viewers too.
He averages 500 as well.
I'mma be honest.
Average is too many.
I'mma be honest, I don't care.
If you have 248, I'm nominated him.
I don't go fuck.
This dude Bradley, no matter how many viewers he has,
no matter what, he actually does cool ass content, bro.
I'm nominating Brad, I'm nominating Bradley, Brad,
Brad, Brad Crock.
He actually put, bro, he does like marathons.
He fucking like does like bicycling,
like swimming triathlons.
Like he actually has cool ass content.
I think he's definitely a hidden gem in streaming.
I'm nominated him.
Best Fortnite Streamers. This award celebrates some of your favorite Fortnite streamers.
I think there's a lot of good Fortnite streamers this year.
I think you obviously have clicks. Clicks will get nominated.
You obviously have faxity, you obviously have osteoantics, right?
But I think there's someone people are forgetting.
I think there's some of people are forgetting, and in order
to meet the requirement for this award, you have to have 100
hours streamed on the game.
I have like 400 hours streamed on the game.
I came back for an entire season, grinded the game for two months, won a program, competed
in FNCS, and I have a bunch of Fortnite surrounding content.
You know how many drunk and high Fortnite streams we've done?
I play Fortnite at least two to three times a week at the end of streams.
I'm going to be honest.
I know Clix is going to get nominated and he deserves it.
I know Faxi will get nominated and he deserves it.
I know Aussie Antics will get nominated and he deserves it.
I would like to nominate myself for Fortnite Streamer.
I would like to nominate myself.
Yes, do I think I should win?
That's not what I'm saying.
But I would like to nominate myself.
Son.
Best Battle Royale Streamer.
Shriver who creates the best Battle Royale content with games.
Except Fortnite?
Oh, I'm gonna say Clicks.
I'm going with Marlin.
I think I'm gonna go with Marlin.
I think I'm going Marlin for this one.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm going to go with, I'm going to go swag.
I'm going to go swag.
He had a 30 day war zone marathon,
biggest war zone streamer.
I'm going to go swag.
Best fighting game streamer,
streamer who creates the best fighting game content.
I'm going to go with Marlin.
I'm going to go with Marlin.
I'm going to go with Marlin.
fighting game content.
Silky, I'm going with Silky.
I'm going with Silky.
Silky grinds Marvel rivals,
always playing Marvel rivals,
streaming Marvel rivals,
competing in tournaments,
he won tournaments.
I'm going with Silky
for best fighting game streamer.
I don't think there's really
any other streamer
that does the content
in fighting games like Silky does.
Marlin arrested, okay?
He's just in a car chat.
Best memorpig streamer.
Best memorpig.
What is memorpig?
What is memorpig?
Front of Warcraft, RuneScape, and LostArk?
I'm gonna be honest, I don't know any Mammorpic streamers.
soda poppin
I'll go soda poppin
I don't really know any memorphic streamers to be honest. I
Don't really even know what more pig is
He talked shit on you wait Tyler one plays one more big okay. I'll go Tyler one
Best cozy game streamer the streamer you most enjoy watching play cozy games
The one who creates that perfect relaxing atmosphere to unwind to
Okay, I mean I think there's a few people I think of I think of I think of queso I think of Katie B
and I think of Joe Barth me personally it says the streamer you most and watch joying I'm gonna say Joe
Barth I'm gonna go Joe Barth that's my vote for best cozy game streamers best speed run streamer
streamer who creates the most entertaining and impressive speed running content. I'm going with Marlin. I'm going Marlin
I think the way Marlin like speed run speed ran Minecraft
I think Marlin's probably the best speed run streamer in my opinion. Um,
He really showed it during Minecraft. He really showed it during Minecraft
Who's a speedrun, Trimmer X2C?
Like who actually who does speedruns?
The only people I've seen do speedruns is X2C and Ludwig.
KDB does speedruns?
Does she actually have a go KDB then?
Oh, I'll go KDB.
Oh.
Best sports streamer.
Streamer who creates the best sports related content,
whether through gameplay, and this is where it changed this year, or coverage.
So in the past years, this was just based off playing sports games,
but QDCinderella changed it this year to coverage,
which means IRL content and stuff like that.
Wow, it's not even my chat. Goddamn. My chat don't even believe in me. Holy
shit. My chat don't even believe in me. It's all good. It's all good.
It's all good.
You don't play 2K?
Well, I know I don't play 2K, but it changed this year
to coverage, which is IRL-ing covering sports.
And I know a lot of people probably aren't from my chat
or maybe new here, but I did an entire NFL Watch Party
tour in the beginning of the year.
Then I did an entire IRL March Madness tour
where I traveled to different colleges
and go to March Madness games.
Then I did a mini World Cup tour where I traveled around to the United States and went to World Cup games.
Then I watched the entire watch party for the NBA playoffs.
Then I got surgery and did a whole caretaker rehab month.
And now I'm doing an entire NFL tour.
I feel like that's like every single month of the year for me has included sports content.
I'm not saying I think I deserve to win necessarily it would be very cool to win
It would be very cool to win
But I do think that I deserve to be nominated for sports trainer and I'm gonna nominate myself. I'm gonna nominate myself
Speed I mean yeah chat of course like there's a bunch of other streamers that deserve to be nominated
But you want me to sit here and discredit myself and say oh, I don't deserve it
like what I
You want me to sit here and not believe in myself and be like, Oh no, I don't deserve it. No, I don't think I should I don't think I should be nominated. No, bro. What?
Like 75% of my sport my content this year had to do with sports
Granted I got injured and got surgery, but even my injury in surgery I turned into rehab and getting back ready for sports
I went to two charity matches had two of the most viral clips from the charity matches
I went on four different sports tours.
I think I deserve to be nominated.
I'm going to nominate myself for best sports streamer.
Best Minecraft streamer.
Ooh.
Best Minecraft streamer.
Ooh.
I don't really know.
really know. This is hard. Katie V plays Minecraft a lot. Does she actually? Dr. Donut. I'm gonna
to be honest, the only person that I've ever watched
play Minecraft outside of a marathon,
like I obviously have watched like Jinxie and Ron marathon,
tying speeds marathon, obviously me and Marlin
did the Minecraft marathon.
The only like time I've ever watched Minecraft
outside of that is in the mornings
if KDB was playing it and I was just sitting at my setup.
I'm gonna say KDB.
Best FPS streamer.
Streamer who creates the most entertaining first person shooter content.
Playing games like Valorant, Overwatch, Call of Duty, Counter Strike, Halo and others.
I mean I think Jamesy, no?
What is rainbow six siege first person?
I mean, yeah, Jinksy plays rainbow six siege.
He played Valorant.
He played CS this year.
I'm gonna go Jinksy.
It's not best player.
It's most entertaining.
Someone say Jinksy best strategy game streamer.
He's always playing some random ass strategy game league of their own.
Now, I think there's a few people who land in this category in League of their Own, and
there's a few people who deserve to be nominated for this award.
A hundred percent Maya should be nominated for this award, and I know she will be nominated
for this award.
But I think there's someone else that at least this year deserves to be nominated for League
of their own.
If you look at the description, Streamer who creates one-of-a-kind content, pioneering
in doing things that no one else does.
Now when I think of pioneering and doing things no one else does, I think of coming
back from a big break, hosting the biggest event in streaming history where you gather
hundreds of streamers on a college campus and then dropping their own fashion brand
inside the fashion world as a streamer. That to me is a league of its own. I think Kai
deserves to be nominated for League of their own. Like I said, I think a lot of other
people deserve to be nominated too. I think Maya deserves to be nominated and I also think
that Marlon deserves to be nominated for what he's doing in fashion and but I do think Kai like
you guys got to understand Kai completely changed like the look of streaming by dropping what's
going to be a mainstream fashion brand he had an actual fashion show at New York Fashion Week
and rented out an entire college campus for people to come stream at best reality streamer
Streamer who flawlessly creates the best blend of IRL and desktop content balancing both seamlessly
to create consistently entertaining streams. I think this is an actual no-brainer. I think
it was a no-brainer last year. And I think Ron got robbed. I'm going to stable Renado.
I'm going Ron. Ron has had an actually insane year and literally matches this description
perfectly. I think he should have won last year and he got completely robbed, but if
he doesn't win this year, you best believe I am pulling the Kanye and I am storming
that stage. I don't give a fuck who wins it. If it is not stable Ronaldo on that
stage for Best Reality Streamer, I'm storming and taking the mic. Best IRL
streamer. Streamer who dedicates themselves to creating the best IRL content.
I think there's so many good IRL streamers that deserve to be nominated for this award.
Like I think speed, a thousand percent should be nominated for best IRL streamer.
The thing speed has done in terms of IRL this year, 1000 percent, I think, and you can
and hate him or you can love him.
Neon deserves to be nominated for best IRL streamer.
99% of Neon's content is IRL.
He's always doing collabs, going to events,
traveling, doing a bunch of stuff.
Neon deserves to be nominated for this award.
I also think Jason deserves to be nominated
for best IRL streamer.
And I also think I deserve to be nominated
for best IRL streamer.
Which it makes it really hard, bro.
It makes it hard.
Go ahead and say, oh, bro, you got like,
I hate this chat.
I hate how you guys like discredit me, bro.
You don't even IRL stream.
Do you even watch me, bro?
Like, do you even watch me?
This isn't working.
You barely IRL. I don't think you watch me then. I really don't think you watch me.
I've been to almost every state in the entire United States this year traveling doing IRLs.
I've been to multiple different countries. I've been to...
It's kind of getting bad.
You haven't been to Cali?
What?
No one's saying you don't?
I mean, bro, I don't understand.
I don't understand how you're like, how you guys expect me.
as a streamer, as an IRL streamer to sit here
during streamer awards nominations,
and you guys want me to sit here and discredit myself
and say, oh, I don't deserve to be nominated for this award.
Well, what kind of belief in myself would I have
if I didn't sit here and say,
I deserve to be nominated for an award?
That's like if an NFL quarterback went to his coach
and said, I don't think I should be on a field playing.
What?
I'm a top 10 ranked English Twitch streamer in 2026.
90% of my content has been IRL.
Sure, I'm on desktop a lot
because I stream so fucking much
because I stream 200 plus hours a month.
Now, I'm not saying I deserve to win this award because I think speed deserves to win
Best IRL Streamer.
I think speed does.
I really do think speed does.
But, if you can sit here and say, and you can hate me, you can not like me, whatever,
of you can sit there and take all bias out and look from a third party perspective and
see all the traveling I've done, all the tours I've done, all the IRL content I've done.
Brother, I got surgery and was IRL three days later.
I did an entire series of me being IRL in a wheelchair.
Like what would I be if I didn't believe in myself and sit here and say, as an IRL streamer
who streams 200 hours a month and travels to a different state every weekend, has done
four tours, went to six different countries that I don't deserve to be nominated for Best
IRL Streamer.
Not saying I deserve to win.
I think speed's got it on block, and that's not even a question, but I think
I deserve a nomination.
I'm nominated myself for Best IRL.
Best vertical live streamer.
Who creates the most engaging and entertaining vertical format live content?
Who streams vertical? It's like TikTok streaming, right?
You've actually had way more IRL content than the names chat is spamming.
Well, bro, that's what I'm saying. It's like,
like to sit here and say, I don't IRL, you're just lying. Like you're actually just lying.
Jay Shock streams vertical? No he does it.
You can say I'll sub only, Miles, it's fine. I don't need sub only during streamer rewards, bro.
Alright, I'm gonna go Jay Shock. I'm gonna go Jay Shock. Best vertical lives? Wait, he does. He always co-streams the TikTok.
Wait, isn't he like the number one ranked TikTok streamer too? I'm going Jay Shock.
Stream game of the year, the most entertaining novel or collaborative fun game to watch on
stream during the past year.
Mecha Chameleon, I don't think it's Mecha Chameleon.
I think you guys are called fool-based recency bias.
I think y'all are fool-based recency bias on that.
Brother, Mecha Chameleon was cool for a month, but if you look throughout the entire year,
the game that was the stream game of the year that made a comeback this year, Minecraft.
The amount of marathons and Minecraft streams and Minecraft this and Minecraft that, Minecraft
is the stream game of the year.
Best content group.
I mean, come on, do I even have to say it?
You don't even have to say it, bro.
Like, we're talking about the first two months of the year
were two impossible months.
We had just left our prior organization.
We found out that we were leaving the night
of last streamer awards when we won.
That's the night when everything went down.
We're talking about we found a house together,
moved into a house, started an entire new org,
an entire new group, an entire new business,
got a million subs on YouTube in the first two months,
stream every single day from the core house,
all puffed out to streamer university,
like, brother, core is the content group of the year.
We are the content group of the year.
Now, obviously people are gonna try to discredit
and say some bullshit like, oh, you guys
haven't all streamed in the same room.
Brother, this is the group that produces the best content,
whether it's me and Ron and Jason doing a stream,
whether it's just me and Ron,
whether it's just Ron and Jason,
whether it's just me and Marlin,
whether it's just Adapt and Silky,
whether it's just Adapt and Jason, we are core.
We produce the best content together on stream.
Facts, core.
best international streamer best international streamer speed guys guys
that doesn't even make sense
Speed is not international.
It says catering to a non North American audience, non English speaking audience.
It does it not.
Does that not your idiot?
Does that not mean someone whose chat is not in English?
Is that not what it means?
But it says catering to an international, non-North American English speaking audience.
I'll be honest, if speed is eligible for this award, it's speed.
But is he eligible?
He won in 2024, then it's speed, then it's speed.
If speed's eligible for this award, it's not even a question.
It's not even a question of speed is eligible for this.
I thought this meant you, you, you weren't from the U S that's what I thought this meant.
Best international.
Oh, then it's speed.
Best stream duo because two is better than one, two streamers who consistently create
the most entertaining content together with at least 25 hours streamed the past year.
I think there's a lot of duos.
I think there's a lot of duos this year.
I think there's kind speed, there's Ron and Jinxie,
there's Raymond Maudy, but once again,
who am I if I don't believe in myself?
Who am I if I don't believe in myself?
And I'll stand up right now and say it.
We got robbed last year,
but brother, you look at it
And you look at like, sure, there might be a little bit of recency bias because Marlin
took a month break.
Me and Marlin have done four marathons together this year.
We've traveled to three different countries.
I popped out to his state to state tour and streamed for 48 hours with him.
Like me and Marlin, there was a trend on TikTok earlier in the year.
were posting when you and Gro are the dynamic duo. And it was me and Marlin. I'm going me
and Marlin. I think me and Marlin deserve to be nominated for this award. I really do.
I really think me and Marlin deserve to be nominated for this award. We've done a lot
together this year, especially in the beginning of the year. Like I said, Marlin obviously
took a little break, but as soon as he came back, you were right back at it. 24
Power, Vegas Stream, Caretaker, we just did a 7-day marathon.
We're doing another marathon soon, like in terms of duos and streaming duos, if me and
Marlin aren't nominated, I don't know, we deserve to be nominated.
Best streamer collab.
When streamers come together, their communities and personalities can create moments bigger
than any one channel.
creators who are known in the live streaming space. Oh my God, this is so
hard. There's three that come to mind. There's Ron Loos in Jynxie. There's
Jason, Dub, Pudgy and T-Banks, and then Adapt and Maya.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go Adapt and Maya.
But I think that that collab that they had was like really like that was like the best
collab I could think of.
They went to Alaska and streamed every single day going ice fishing, climbing mountains.
Like that's something that streamers aren't doing that trip was that trip was really
good and I think that's that's like a very that's that that's the best streamer
clever me. You put it in wrong? How? Wait, how did I put it in wrong? That was 2025,
By the way, Ron deserves it.
I'd have to admire it went like a month and a half ago.
Ron Losan Junco had iconic moments.
I agree, but you can't discredit other collabs
with other collabs, you know what I mean?
All collabs have had iconic moments.
Jason, Pudgy, T-Banks, and Dub were like iconic moments.
Ron, Losan, Jinxie collab had iconic moments.
Adapt and Maya had iconic moments.
Best mainstream collab.
This award celebrates the best one-off live collaboration
between a streamer and a public figure,
bringing new audiences and communities together.
Okay.
Is there a mainstream collab that went like insanely viral this year, chat?
Like crazy viral.
Kai and Tyler, that's not a one-off though.
It's not a one-off.
That was their second stream.
Did I do any mainstream collabs this year?
I feel like I'm just fucking putting myself in this shit, fuck it.
I feel like I was gonna put myself in this shit.
Greg Hefley?
You and Drew Wall.
was the James Harden trip this year? Was the James Harden trip this year? No book. Oh,
Oh, Lacey and Luca.
Yes!
I'm trying to think.
I don't really have one right I really have a collab. How did you spell your name right? I spell my name. Oh, I don't really have a mainstream collab this year
Luca thought you were a random kid. I
Mean, oh nice little email dee nice job streamer awards. Thanks for that one. Um, I
Can't think of like a huge mainstream collab that happened this year like
Eight into the stream with the president last year. There's nothing on that level really
Marlin in Zlatan, I don't know what that means.
This is Zlatan's a footballer.
Okay.
I'm not familiar, but fuck it.
I'll put Marlin in Zlatan.
Sounds like the soccer legend.
Okay.
Well, I'll do Marlon and Zlatan for best mainstream collab.
It's not LARP, best marathon stream awarded
to the most impressive marathon,
one that kept going until the goal was achieved.
I mean, there were so many marathons this year,
actually so many marathons,
but the most impressive marathon,
one that kept going until the goal was achieved,
the most impressive is Jason the Ween, seven days stranded.
I personally saw it firsthand and smelled it firsthand.
I went to that island, that dude Jason slept
on fucking sticks and rocks for seven days,
lost 12 pounds on an island,
drank out of coconuts for a week
and ate his own food that he fished for.
This dude had bug bites all over his body
and at the end, he achieved the goal.
I'm going Jason and Wien seven days stranded.
I think that it's the best marathon this year.
I don't think any marathon has topped it.
Sure, there's been funnier marathons.
There's been longer marathons.
There's been different marathons,
but most impressive is this one.
What about the Bopathon?
I'm gonna time you out for 30 minutes.
Best streamed event.
I'm not even gonna,
I don't even gotta explain it.
Streamer University.
KaiSnat.
SlashLacy.
I mean best streamed event. It is literally the best most entertaining and most memorable
live streamed event in 2026. Random kid. Hey guys, was I at streamer university? Yes,
I was. That means I'm eligible to win the that means if streamer university wins the
award, I win the award. Streamed event, Kaisa Knack, Streamer University.
Best Streamed Series, the best reoccurring show series segment or repeat event of 2026,
whether collaborative or solo. This award honors excellence in episodic live streaming.
Once again, another award where why would I not nominate myself here, bro?
I got out of surgery and within two weeks did an entire 10 day, every single day live
with a new collab IRL caretaker series.
Straight out of surgery and a lot of y'all can spam sun, sun, sun, all you want.
a little fun statistic for you guys just so just so you can understand um
actually let me find it let me find this let me find it
you just want to be the main character so bad why would i not nominate myself for for for streamer
rewards.
What should you do, P.O.?
I'm going to...
I was going to take a lot.
I know, I know, I know.
Put it in the middle?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
So, is this from the Steelers?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Jack, for my caretaker series at Shremer U, I got over 600 million views and clips
in those, in that week.
My caretaker series, I got 800 million views across clips in seven days.
There were more clips posted from the caretaker series than me at StreamerU.
800 million.
That's like insane.
I don't know.
I put a lot of effort into that caretaker series.
I planned out a lot of IRLs.
I was in a wheelchair in a lot of pain during it.
I'm nominated in my caretaker series for the best stream series.
VTuber, the Burt Pinot. Best variety streamer, through wall. You're splitting the votes because
you have an ego. Who else is running for best stream series? Ron is. What for what? Ron and
Jason
Ron Jason and Aiden yo guys, I don't I don't know I don't like brother
Like if I didn't think that I had good streams or good events or a good series
Why would I even fucking do it?
If I put on a series
that I thought was good, that I put a lot of effort into, that averaged 20,000 to 30,000
viewers and got almost a billion views and clips.
Why would I not nominate myself?
What the fuck kind of belief in myself would I have if I sat here and said, Oh no, I don't
deserve that.
Third, Best V2 Burp Peanut, Best Variety Streamer.
Streamer who delivers the best variety of gaming content,
seamlessly switching between genres.
Wait, it's just gaming content?
Am I trippin' or is this not jinxing?
This is literally jinxing.
The best variety of gaming content, switching between genres while keeping an audience engaged.
That is literally the definition of jinxing.
He switches games every day and keeps his audience engaged.
I'm voting Jim C.
Best just chatting streamer.
Streamer who creates the best just chatting content,
conversing with chat, reacting to videos or news,
storytelling, group activities, commentary, and more.
Conversing with chat.
Oh, this is hard.
Between Joe Barr and XQC for me.
But I feel like XQ sees a lot of gaming compared to Joe.
I feel like Joe's gaming comes second to his just chatting.
Like if I click on a Joe stream, maybe 20, 30% of the time he'll be gaming, but 70% of
the time he'll be yapping about some bullshit.
I'm gonna go Joe Barn.
Rising Star, streamer who began the year with under 1,000 average viewers.
It has shown rapid growth and huge potential for the future.
God, this is so hard.
There's so many people for this, bro.
There's so many.
You've got Monty.
You have Brayden.
You have Drew Wall.
You have Alyssa.
You have Warchrobe.
This can take hours.
Yo? Oh my!
This ass can take hours.
What if there's two cars?
You want to go car shopping?
Maybe like half before?
Skip the car shopping?
I don't really know.
I'ma go, Alyssa.
I think Alyssa started the year
averaging less than 1,000 viewers.
I think she popped off the streamer university.
Literally, my 4U page is filled with clips from her streams.
I think she puts a lot of effort into her streams.
There's a lot of collabs.
She's funny.
And I think rapid growth and huge potential for the future.
I think she has huge potential for the future.
I think she deserves to be nominated.
I also think other people need to be nominated.
This is not voting.
This is who I think deserves to be nominated.
Okay.
Best breakout streamer.
Streamer who experienced explosive growth in the past year,
establishing themselves amongst the top streamers
and one of the most talked about names in streaming.
Now, I think there's,
I think there's what I think of this award. I think of three people. Okay, I think of three people
I've said this before I think of Marlin. I think of Yana. I think of silky
And I think of wardrobe
Now
The person I'm a nominate streamer who experienced explosive growth when I think of growth, I think of someone who started off the year as a big streamer, but now is one of the most talked about names in streaming when I think of streaming when I think of mainstream talked about names.
I'm going to Marlin.
I think Marlin deserves it.
He took a break for a month, but people really try to discredit Marlin because of that break.
Marlin went absolutely insane this year.
He went on multiple tours.
He did multiple marathons.
He's about to go hike a mountain.
And then you have to also factor in, he's walking down runways for real fashion brands
as a streamer.
That is being one of the most talked about names in streaming.
And just look at how sexy he is.
I'm going Marlon Best Breakout Streamer.
The Sapphire Award.
Recognizing the best female or marginalized gender streamer of 2026.
This award goes to a streamer who shines against the odds in a male dominated industry.
I think nominations for this.
I think Senna deserves to be nominated.
I think Yana deserves to be nominated.
I think Vanilla Mace deserves to be nominated.
I think KDB deserves to be nominated.
Best female or marginalized gender streamer.
I just think when I think of streaming, bro, like I'm talking about streaming, this is the streaming awards.
When I think of content put out, like actual streaming.
Sure.
Some like some people might have different things. Some people might be be bigger in different aspects of mainstream, but this is streaming.
And when I think of streaming at the highest level as a female streamer, I say SINNA.
But I really think, I really think that SINNA and YANA for sure deserve to be nominated
for this.
Q-minus is just nominations, not who's not winning.
I think SINNA and YANA both, if YANA is not nominated for Sapphire award, we are
going to have some problems. Gamer of the year. We're trying to see himself from the
hate farms. Bro, I get hate farm is what it is. Yana is huge in her own way. And Yana
is Yana. Honestly, the truth is Yana is bigger than streaming. Yana's she is. She's bigger
than streaming. She's super huge on TikTok, super mainstream, and in terms of like music,
clips, like stuff like that, Yana truly is. But when we're talking about an award that's streaming,
like what Cine has done in terms of streaming this year is just, it's like you can't deny that.
Gamer of the Year, I'm going Lacey here. I'm going Lacey.
I'm showing scaming skill of Michael Jordan.
I'm gonna scare the shit out of me, bro.
I'm going to myself for gamer of the year.
Gamer of the year.
Right.
That's it.
Just wanted you to take one good look at me before.
I don't want to take a look at you, though.
It's not.
The day.
I have to look at you?
The day has come, bruh.
Oh my god, finally!
You're shaving that rat's tail off.
Is it just a tail or the goatee too?
Everything.
Yes.
Yes, bro, finally.
You know why this is good for multiple reasons.
Number one, I watched your stream for like two hours
yesterday.
I think you mentioned the goatee and the mustache
at least 15 times.
Number two, you look ugly as shit with a goatee and
mustache.
The Madox a bill says he's not working. I
Mean it only took three days to go to show so also you're saying you're gonna shave it off and it's gonna come back
Well, you should probably join me to
Man be it's a grown man be it's a grown man be it's a grown man beard
Do Asians have facial hair? I swear like you're looking at it one foot facial hair right now, bro
No, like is there like any Asian people with like full girl beards that you can reference me?
Fucking Christmas back here
Shave that shit right off.
Your beard looks good.
Thank you.
Gamer of the Year.
Streamer who showcases exceptional gaming skill
and entertainment across multiple titles.
Give me Jinxie, bro.
Give me Jinxie.
Even though Jinxie didn't vote me, it's OK, Jinxie.
It's OK, Jinxie.
I'm not going to sit here.
I'm not going to be mad that you didn't vote me, bro.
It's OK, dude.
I'm still going to give you gamer of the year because you deserve it.
Streamer of the year.
The best overall streamer of 2026, consistently entertaining,
elevating their brand, standing out and leaving a lasting mark on viewers.
Now, I think speed deserves to be nominated for streamer of the year.
I think Kai deserves to be nominated for streamer of the year.
I think Jinxie deserves to be nominated for streamer of the year.
But my streamer of the year, someone who consistently entertained me, someone who I watched, elevate their brand.
First hand, sat there, wall, talking about their brand, talking about elevating their streams.
I'm going to say more Ronaldo.
I think Ron deserves a nomination for streamer of the year. He went absolutely crazy this year
Like
Content he put out the elevating his brand standing out. I'm going wrong streamer over there. That's my sugar there. Oh
That's it submit
Hello, no I have to redo it
No.
Oh, it's good.
Okay.
I'm a little scared there.
What is this?
Fuck chat. Do I do PO? Do I do PO? Or do I go car shopping and come back and do PO?
Car then PO son, why are you going car shopping?
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe because I want to buy a new car.
Have y'all ever thought of that?
Maybe because I want a new car?
As if you didn't buy one.
I'm not window shopping.
All right, let me just say the dealership,
be like, hey,
be like, hey,
hey,
Could I come a little earlier, like three, three?
Brother, you already got a car.
Yo!
I don't know where y'all got this bullshit from!
I did not buy a car!
What is this?
Behind me is a Lamborghini Timurario, and this is the replacement for the Huracan.
What is that?
It actually looks like a nice car.
Should I test drive that today?
So instead of the V10, you get a twin turbo V8 that was developed in collaboration with
Lamborghini's Squadra Corsa.
Oh, I got to test drive that one today.
I got to test drive that one today.
I got to test drive that today.
What are you talking about test drive it in my garage?
Y'all think I just have a fucking Lamborghini Temarario sitting in my garage like I'm just fucking rich. I guess I guess
So let's get a garage tour, okay
Please drew here call Drew
Calling Drew
Yo, can you come up here to IRL?
You have mail from your rage.
Throwback to when Lacey and Darla hugged for the first time and Lacey immediately started
acting out.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Look at the chat spamming, mmmm, and Rage commented a heart, a heart-blushing emoji.
The Rage saying, you are 35 years old dude, talking about getting healed from a clip that's
three and a half years old.
That clip has 3 million views on TikTok.
Did you hear this?
Wait, Yeet has a new song featuring Drake?
Wow!
Wow!
His voice is so angelic!
When it makes you're gonna cry
When I'm gonna die
Beside when it makes something
Of my life
The day you'll decide
The tears I've to dry
His voice is so angelic!
Light in the sky, you miss it all
Light in the sky, you miss it all
Light in the sky, you miss it all
Light in the sky, you miss your dog
Woo!
Light in the sky, you miss your dog
What in the air, you miss your dog
It's your God
No, I'm not doing this, that's what you think I should be doing, I'm just gonna follow
That person who's trying to trick me, I'm just gonna smile and sue me
You're silent and you're gonna cry
When I'm gonna cry
You're silent and make something of my life
The day you decide
There's fear that you try
There's time that we act
There's no way to survive
That's right!
That's right!
OH MY GOD IT'S THE STICKSTART!
Oh my god a TREAK gotta sing!
GET IN THE GILLA GUN A TREAK!
Light in the sky, if you miss it all, light in the sky, if you miss it all
I
Mean that's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song, brother. She had a great song
Did you not watch Drake's foam over it? No, I didn't I forget I was doing something. I don't I forget what I was doing during it
Think I was at like fashion week or some shit
What car are you getting I don't know if I'm going to the dealership
Can we take the new car to the dealership
No, okay, because now I'm something about check. I don't know how to explain this you guys I
Don't have a new car. That is why I'm going car shopping
You see what I'm saying
And now I'm gonna see a fucking chip banger on Twitter
Lacey skips yeets verse in his new song to listen to Drake and now I'm just gonna get fucking hate-farmed by meat fans
Nice. I already see a chip. Nice chip. Hey chip. Take this thumb and shove it up your ass, buddy
One second thought it's not the mustache
You're just chopped
It's not the mustache is dead-ass not
I'm gonna be honest on it. I don't keep fuck with no mustache no tea
No, bro, because that's what you got. That's how you fuck. What are you ugly dick? Yeah, but you're okay
You're okay. You can't you can't just like you're okay. I know why you're swiping ass, bro
I
Think I think I don't know. What is that emo?
This is a vet emo
Shakita shit, I think I like the goatee now the mustache gonna it looks way better than a mustache like actually
Baby, no, bro, like, like five minutes ago, I was like, oh, you know,
you need kids, you need, you need this thing I have to get rid of like the little
like, baby hairs.
I have that, bro.
Well, you should use it.
I'm rolling to, I'm gonna finish shaving it.
Oh, okay.
I mean, yeah, I don't think it looks bad at all.
I like it.
I like it way better than the mustache.
I'll be honest with you.
No, Lacey.
Now he's going to drag the goatee shave all that shit off.
matter of fact, she won't actually off. He's a mod, and he got stripped from it today.
All right, you ready, Drew? Drew?
Yo, look at how much PO you guys sent!
Dude, this is at least, this has to be like 80 packages.
Y'all actually went crazy with the PO.
That is so much PO.
That is so much PO.
But that opening later tonight is gonna be nuts.
When we get back from car shopping
and try some new cars,
this PO opening is gonna be crazy.
Fix your hairline.
Nobody.
Classic.
Who are chat.
Can I tell you guys a little secret?
Can I be honest with you guys or something?
I gotta tell you guys.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Get your clips ready.
Um, I have something I have to confess.
My first ever PO box opening.
I bought myself.
I have something I have to confess.
My first ever PO box opening, I bought myself PO.
My first ever PO box opening, I bought myself PO.
So let me be honest, I opened my PO box and I had to get it kick started somehow.
I had to get that first video out there,
so people would start sending me PO.
So the first PO box opening,
I ordered a bunch of packages for myself,
so I could record the PO video,
and then people would see the video
and start to send me PO.
And now, look what I have behind me.
I have 80 PO packages for you guys,
and now we have a God video,
and you all get to see your packages open up on stream.
That's good methods is it was good methods
You order these ones to not on these ones I did not order these ones I did not work like this right here is from Trinity Davidson
shout out to Trinity
this one right here
says
to Lacey Wasey
This one right here says
From Ally Willie
Drill
You ready bro the chest anyone a garage door dude
Why I forgot they're redoing the floor chat I can't do a garage
Oh
I did ask for God
We saw it yesterday Rondlova on it
Yeah, they started redoing it today check
Alyssa just texted you?
By what?
Lacey!
Get your Kobe!
Thank you, thank you for nominating me for Rising Star.
I won't let you down, Mothafaka.
Thank you so much.
She actually means the world to me if I said it and yeah, thank you she sounds sick
On W. Alyssa Alyssa you deserve it you deserve it
You deserve it work work to my dead man's dick you deserve it
Piggy if you didn't get a new car go to the garage and prove it hey, buddy
You'll need to prove something to you you want me to prove something you pull your pants down to catch these strokes bitch
How's that for proof take these buffet strokes I feel so uncomfortable
We're going to this dealership, it's like 20 minutes away.
They have like, they have Lamborghini showroom, they have a Rolls Royce showroom.
They have a bunch of shit, bunch of shit.
They have a Lambo showroom, Sus.
How is that Sus?
I'm looking to see if maybe I want a Lamborghini.
Should I name you three Lamborghinis, bro?
Can I name you three Lamborghinis?
Yes, Lamborghini Huracan, Lamborghini Huracan,
Svj Lamborghini Temorario bang there's three Lamborghinis
All right.
Show the Lambo downstairs what yo I can do, what yo I can do.
With this chat, this chat is just dickwriars, bro.
All right, I gotta put my brace on.
I learned how to walk today.
In PT?
Or do you even walk?
Well, no, no, no, no, but the problem was
I've been walking straight leg.
Today, I got cleared to actually go heel to toe again.
So basically, I had to relearn,
Stand like this, to step and walk with my heel.
Like that.
Wait, I'm going to do a, do I have a suit?
Should I wear a suit to the car dealership?
Yeah, that's just every time when you never have one.
I don't know how though, you've worn a decent amount of suit.
So I'm gonna be honest, if I'm going car shopping,
I feel like I got to look presentable and look good.
How long do you think we're gonna be?
Cause a retailer came?
I don't know if we're taking the Cybertruck?
No, we're taking the AMG.
No, he has to clean the AMG.
Ah, can he not do Cybertruck first?
Yeah, but then we have to move it for him.
What?
Cause there's no key.
Okay, yeah, we can move it for him.
I wanna take the AMG to the dealership,
so I look good pulling up,
but if you know what I mean,
I don't wanna pull up in a Cybertruck
and then think like, oh he doesn't have money on him like that
because I want to buy, I want them to think I'm buying a new car
oh I might not, I might not
that's not gonna work
why?
because you're gonna have to move it to do other cars and he can't because there's no key
wait, that's not a suit jacket
I'm not gonna lie, fuck a suit jacket, should I just wear my chrome jacket?
what do you even know where it is?
it's over here
There's no way I don't have any suits!
Did you know where my keys are at?
In the car.
I'm gonna put them in the car for him to clean.
Alright, ready?
Gonna get my brace on our foot.
It's like a um, it's that it's that was yeah, that was um
Wait what
I
Told y'all this was wrong
Yeah, y'all saw this on stream yesterday Ron literally went and got his car serviced and got his head
Well, you look so much better, but you actually look like I'm not like look human now
You're like a good monster now.
I'm a little bit of a monster now.
You're like a fucking monster.
You're like a good monster.
You're like a good monster.
You're like a fucking mouth.
I can't believe this shit. Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Andrew, kill yourself.
Oh, really? Kill yourself? You can't say that on Twitch, buddy.
Nice.
Nice.
That was a really good comeback that was like if like someone calls you dumb in
class and you like oh yeah I'm a teleteacher check this hat Ron literally had
on Stookie Stream yesterday he got his car serviced
Why are you snooping around?
I'm not snooping around.
Bro, I feel like I need a suit.
No, how's that suit?
Do you need crumb jeans?
Do you need crumb jeans to go with your crumb jeans?
Put the hat on, see if it fits.
Clearly it's too big for me, bro.
Clearly the hat's too big for me.
Ronald's a bigger head than me.
I'm not doing a fake car shopping segment.
I'm in your pants around back here.
What?
I think they walk. Wait, where's that?
I swear I saw a pocket right now. Yeah, there is a pocket.
No way I got the... The pocket's right there.
The muckle light's kind of swaggy, but that on backwards?
I mean, the logo's not right there, so sure.
What's in that black bag?
I
Saw a key what yo you guys are delusional no no you we know it they work on backwards
There's pockets in the front
Look at me, bro.
Chrome XVVET.
Let's go.
You're peeing in your car.
So we can't take the Mercedes?
No, we can.
I mean, we see them move the side of the truck for him,
and then I don't really know what we're supposed to do.
Ooh, we asked Friberg's in there.
I really don't think it matters what car we're taking.
No, I'm not going to lie.
Is that how you drive a car, too?
Yeah, just in case I need to like give them to drive the cars.
I don't know.
Fake car shopping.
Alright, you want me to go off for a minute and look at the cars?
Like, I don't know what you guys want from me.
You're wearing a clutch right now.
Show the garage.
Alright, so we're going out of the garage and showing the cart like there's literally
what?
There's one car, my car, and then there's two cars that are supposed to be in the
garage.
I said there's no point to take you guys down to the garage that like
Put on the crown of a that mix it up. They're able to see though
I
Chrome for big home goatee. This is it bro. Give her to this shit
You know what I may do. I know you gotta go if you got weak. We're not rocking goatees no more
I'm gonna buy a new car. I think I'm gonna get a chrome rap
You need to get down
All right, let you know if I like any cars though
I'm not gonna lie this car is so beautiful bro.
This car?
So Chad, because I'm going car shopping, this car is like a perfect daily, but I'm looking
for like a sports car, like some crazy shit.
Hey Russell, can you move the starter truck for him?
Wait, come here.
Let me see.
What?
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
Let me see.
Please.
Wherever he needs it.
I also like you giving this.
Wait, let's come grab these.
Give him this.
Hmm?
Like the outfit for real?
Chroma vivette.
All right, tell him to do my car, the cyber truck, and then we'll bring this back in
like two hours.
Let's check.
Hey, check.
You guys are just coping.
Can you put the runnies in the back of my hand?
Yeah.
Check.
You guys are coping.
Copes.
Copes.
Copes.
Copes.
Copes.
Copes.
Copes.
Copes.
Copes.
Copes.
Copes.
Copes.
Copes.
Copes.
What are those keys? Okay, you guys want to see the keys I have? Okay, sure, I'll show
you the keys I have. Wow, my Mercedes AMG cheese. Wow, bro. Oh, caught. You guys caught
me like what do y'all think this is
Have you guys even been in this car since I got it done?
I don't think they really have because I haven't been able to drive for so long.
Shut up with the top down. No, it's hot. Don't put the top down. Yeah, that's called the wind
We're gonna drive this shit. I'm used to the reverse button being right here
I'm not putting the car in the sport yet, it's got to warm up.
I feel where I'm going.
Is that you?
Oh wait.
Yeah it is.
Can you put the address in?
I sent it to you.
I sent it to you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know where you think it was.
How about two hours? Three hours maybe?
Brother, I'm not window shopping. I'm going to look at cars and see if I like any.
Yo, Lace, we got you! Do the fake shopping segment for the YouTube video. We'll all act
surprised in the chat for you. Pepsi? On a bike behind me?
I want to be with you every night I need to drop that song this car is actually the
best daily car ever.
What?
Oh right.
I'm a professional driver.
What?
You turn to wait.
You gotta learn how to do it.
If you're ever buying a nice expensive car,
as well as not, you gotta learn how to
work down the road.
You're right. I actually don't know how to do it.
You just turned in the middle of the traffic.
Oh, god, you're actually good.
I'm buying a sports car. I gotta make sure.
Just only a 20-minute drive, not far at all.
I'm going to be honest though, like actually if you think about it, like actually think
about this, if I get a crazy nice sports car, I'm going to have like a really solid
Grounded out like collection. I'm gonna have this AMG. It's a beautiful car as my main convertible
Then I'm gonna have the Cybertruck, which is like the perfect work car. Everyone uses it
It's super like convenient and it gets utilized a lot and then I'm gonna have a crazy sports car
That I could take out whatever I want for fun. I'm gonna have if I end up getting a car
Oh, no bees!
Oh, the window up?
It's not a rear, it's not a rear-wheel drive, this car's an all-wheel drive, bro.
I'm actually so excited to go car shopping.
This chat keeps having their little fucking theories, little weak-ass theories.
I don't know what y'all think this is.
How do I miss a turn?
What is that sweet nice AI nice AI chat nice AI nice AI on a sweet nice
Nice.
Now, go ahead, Mods.
Pin the tweet.
Pin the tweet.
Go ahead.
Nice AI on the tweet, y'all.
Nice AI.
Let me see.
I don't know what they're talking about.
What?
I'm not on a date.
They're on a date.
Nice keys, Mod.
And it's literally just a picture of me smiling.
Like what?
What?
What?
What?
I can't even see the Twi, I don't even know what it is.
Yeah, yeah, those are the Ronskis as well.
Those are literally Ron's keys!
Yeah, cause Ron's getting his car detailed, so he gave Drew his keys to give to the Detailer.
It's not rocket science chat.
Put the top down drew Christ when I put the top down
Like you put on a new shit you're connected that new Drake. Yes
No, no, no, no, it's that new Drake. It's on YouTube
Put it on.
I know I should, I know I should
I'm going to love you first, then I'll eat your side, I don't think I'm gonna ever change
Maybe we'll never fly, but I'm never gonna die
Love you more than death, but you know we ain't never say
Black skies, blue blizzards, my eyes turning red
Hepatons encrusted, I can't get just yet
What's wrong with your body's ears?
I know these men's strengths and strengths
I'm going to fly, but I'm going to stay as they got it out from me
I never meant, can't think of nothing else
Don't count another day, lost so many angels on the heavens
I was with snakes, things go through me now, my niggas got me stressed
If this move get made, we should push out the poor babe
Heard of money's waters, the highest below the dead
Fresh shit been going down and shit I can't forget
Two or three air that up and tell me what you get
Twist and six I'm plotting every chance that I get
Phantom out of crib, it must be haunted in here
Jumping out of body with a skillet cut here
All she want is Japanese skincare
And she want her Iceman to sleep here
Yes!
I can sleep without a fucking heater
And heater
There's no baby daddy got in keys here
If he does, I probably gotta leave here
Chrome Bells and that John Cena here
I bet that you're getting a procedure this year
Bring it to my crib, it's a cathedral here
Yes!
Dancing in my kitchen, it's a visa here
Quoting a girl's name, she can't have visa here
Quoting a girl's name, she can't have visa here
Oh, Treyk!
What jacket is this? It's a chrome, it's chrome, a chrome archive!
Is this the new car brother? I didn't get a new car again.
I was off the engineer during the day and concentration used to be my second full-time job
I would leave stand up, come home and start all over again.
What car shopping right now?
I know what to post, invoices and taxes. Who's a huge other job?
That's not my YouTube, it's true slow.
Oh
This middle Lambo
Like I told you, I see when I shot niggas
But you see no twirl, can't be trapped nigga
Then we keep them out of the lease on my blood nigga
And my ticket order, keep them trapped niggas
Why, why?
And I don't really want to be some hot nigga
Yes, I don't want to get this, you don't want to cry to nigga
I'll chop them down and get the shot nigga
Running police tracks, don't cash out
Pass out, show me you don't pay
Till I pass out
Pass out, screw it down, all I do is cash out
Ain't if you wait a half, get up on my trap man
Shots up and sellin' cash like a Fit Great
It ain't ever been a bit difficult to shit man
Check that don't get so competitive man, they take me
And they money, they explain it all the same thing, yes
Shorty like the way that I fall, and how it falls
I don't wanna get my foot out of the floor, and how you took care
You gonna go for a lie, I'm sure that a way that I fall is high
See the middle, middle, middle, double-punch
I said I'll close the gates and set my dog out
That's what my daddy like to really talk about
She said I'll let all of my dogs out
We gon' put up in there with all these guys on her
With those six teens, come with us and shout
Yeah, we're only ten minutes away, it's close, it's very close
They got a special, uh, the special dealer to help me, is it's Isaac.
They'll get a thermometer for the pipe.
I need this shit to go right.
Let's keep that water for 100 degrees Fahrenheit.
You ever been inside a federal plot line?
Nigger, you ever went to China for real life?
Being broke did something to my spirit.
And as leaders to political...
Damn, I think they could have heard me.
Look at me now, I'm a German German engineer.
You don't want your baby mama fucked?
Keep the hole from me.
Nigger, you know what?
Everyone I used to use, your heels, they hit the wall,
hit the wall, make them big white sails.
Move, remember when you had the great days,
man, we're back in still Charlotte,
that I don't breathe, thanks, man.
I'm fierce with some people.
What you know about relating to money?
I know nothing.
I used to see them off to the Coney I fuck with bitches.
My body can't go from birds in a Tony any further courses you can take that all the lawyer my make a fever take my
My my long drive day utility in ready
buddy trucks cocklock
I think I want a best dress with no security
I don't know if that's what you're supposed to be
I'm getting not a cure
They want a go to court
I'm just like a police man
And I'm a tucky after all that happened
After a three trials
I'm just like a stash
I'm just like a stash
I'm just like a stash
I'm just like a stash
I'm just like a stash
I'm just like a stash
I'm just like a stash
I'm just like a stash
Nigga, nigga, nigga, you stayin' after all I've been
Sawin' all this look man that took from a slave
Joy roll, bitch, put the money on your six-mile
Freaking mile, knock your arms down, pick your up
Let your pain down, pull your chains out
Yes, I slay, girl, yes, I slap, dawg, yes, I slap, dawg
Yes, I slay, pussy, nigga, you ain't bein' at all, man
Yes, I con-gates this little world with no killers, bro
Kill me a bunch, nigga, if you snitch, I'm gon' kill you
Spend a lot of time on the young thug, the realest thug, toy
Did I let niggas hold me? Fuck me, it's still round on the old
Back up and pussy, you wait for the niggas
All right, chat, we're about seven minutes away.
Seven minutes.
Chat, what cars do you guys think I should look at
when I'm there?
Lambo?
Oh, God.
How long did they have SPJs?
I
Rumble there
Oh, should I just start fucking?
Oh, listen to that braggast exhaust.
Oh!
Wait, should I?
Should I straight pipe this car?
I might straight pipe this one.
I don't know.
If you can't do downpipes, yeah.
Oh, I'm so excited, bro.
Dude, I'm gonna look at it.
I'm gonna look at it.
I don't know if y'all have heard of it yet.
It's the new lamble that just came out.
I'm probably gonna look at that one.
I want to see if they have a redelto.
I want to see if they definitely have a McLaren for sure.
Huh?
Nothing.
Not even a bad drive at all.
Not even a bad drive at all.
Not even a bad drive at all!
Spill it in Cartier
Gosh, the wage rake made that song
I wish I could read the chat
But I'm not allowed to cause I'm driving guys
I'm not ready to check, I'm not ready to check.
I'm not ready to check, I'm not ready to check.
I'm literally looking at the fucking GPS.
How else am I going to know how to get there?
Yo, mods.
Can a mod change title to put exotic car shopping in the beginning, please?
No, all right, you got to look at the new Lamborghini Temerario, it's a beautiful car, all right,
I mean, I'll look at it for sure, I'll look at it.
I'll look at it for sure.
I want to see the McLaren.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not watching you.
Huh?
I'm not reading chat, I'm not reading chat.
Oh, fuck.
I'm Loki, alright, should I test drive on McLaren?
I'm Loki scared.
I'm Loki scared to test drive on McLaren.
I'm nervous bro! I'm nervous! What am I seeing in a car I really like?
No! I'm not larping! How is this larp? Look at all the dealerships, Jack!
I wonder if they have a Porsche.
Kind of want to test drive a Porsche
We'll see what they have we'll see what catch them. I'm gonna be honest. I have no expectations going in there's no like specific cars
That I want to like that I'm like looking at or thinking of I kind of just want to see what I'd like when I get there
Maybe something catches my eye
Shit maybe I'll get an SUV I wouldn't mind a nice little like Rolls Royce. Maybe a little SUV vibe wouldn't mind that at all
Come on, I'm out of here, chap.
Oh, oh, she's farting.
She's farting for me, a little creep in that pussy.
Look at the Corvette, okay?
I'll look at the Corvette if they have them.
They're sure, they're sure.
So who's driving back?
Well, I doubt I'm gonna end up buying a car today.
Like maybe something will catch my eye
and then I'll get it like tomorrow or something, you know?
Oh, this is the place right here.
Oh my gosh, look at the uruses lined up.
It's our Goldurus.
Oh my god, what is that?
What is that green car?
a green one right there, that immediately caught my eye.
What is that green one?
Some of the clearing?
I don't know if I'm reading medical either.
I'm wondering if you're on the phone.
How is this bad acting?
Yo, I like this chat is just...
Like, you guys are like, I'm gonna be on a chat.
Wait, no, no, no, close the door.
I'm closing.
Chat, I'm gonna be honest, you guys are not the thinkers, dude.
I just texted Isaac and said, I'm here, going to look around for a minute, then come in.
All right, boys, still a little YouTube intro, maybe, while we get out?
All right, ready?
Okay, I'm gonna do it facing this way, maybe.
Car's running back around.
Okay, like this, like this.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
What's good, YouTube?
Welcome back to another video.
Today, we are at an exotic car dealership
and that's right, I am going to be car shopping.
You know, I have the AMG, I got it like a year ago,
but it's that time.
It's a perfect daily and I think I wanna get
a new supercar.
I'm looking Lamborghinis, McLarens, Rolls Royce,
whatever they have here.
They have a Lamborghini showroom, they have McLarens,
they have Corbettes, they have a Rolls Royce,
they have anything you could think of.
I'm gonna be looking at some cars,
seeing which ones I like, what catches my eye,
and maybe possibly buying a car, who knows.
Let's get into it.
What's sharp leaking?
What is that?
They're leaking to the YouTube.
All right, now to be honest,
off the rip. The first thing that caught my eye is the uruses. I don't know. For some reason the
urus just always catches my eye. Every time I look at it, I just love the look of the uruses,
bro. It's like, like, look at this gold urus.
Look at this gold urus.
Is this a um, purple Monte?
Right there.
How much is a purple Monte?
Look at the gold factory paint, dude.
This is so beautiful.
Ah, non-beyond it, you have horrible taste.
This is not horrible taste.
Look at the wheels to match it.
But the thing is, I feel like I already have a daily, like what I really want to
get a URIS again? I also had a URIS before. Wait, what are these?
Bentley's? That's your body. I've never seen Bentley before.
Bentley's are very nice though. Very nice Bentley's. Let me get in trouble here a
little bit. Is this like a sports car? What is this considered?
Is it fast or no? I don't think Bentley's are very fast. How much is a
Bentley. Oh, 200. That's it. That's 400k.
And these are 400k. Like when I'm older.
Now, I'm gonna be honest. Chat, y'all know this.
When I first pulled into parking lot, two cars caught my eye.
First one being that white McLaren over there.
I'm pretty sure it's a McLaren, right?
I don't know what it is do I go Lamborghini on them do I go
Oh my God.
Chad what is this?
A Temerario.
Look at the details on this car.
Holy shit.
Carbon on the back.
The back looks so sick.
Oh my God.
Bro, this car is gorgeous.
Look at this from the front.
Temerario is very nice.
You should get one of those.
One of the chatty people has to get a Temerario.
So I'm pretty sure the Temerario, the reason Lamborghini made it, it's to replace the
Huracans, right?
It's like the new version of the Huracans.
And if I'm not mistaken, they're extremely fast.
It might be a little too fast for me.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I definitely want a test drive that.
I got a test drive that's even.
You can see I am wearing chrome on my body.
I don't know if you guys can tell by the jacket.
I got chrome on my body right now.
My little Porsche.
Okay.
Okay.
What Porsche is this?
What Porsche is this?
It says GT3.
I think it's an older GT3.
Okay.
Here's the thing now
Sha, I don't know
Ron has a Porsche Jason just got a Porsche
Do I become a Porsche bro? Do I get invited to the group chat? I
Don't
Y'all can disagree with this and chassis is all the time facts or no
I just I just don't like the look of Porsches for me. There is not my type of car
I think they look too small some people like them. That's some people's type of car me personally
I I like I think the Lamborghini or a McLaren looks 10 times better than a Porsche
Little maybach now I'm gonna for maybach
Look at this
750 s
Oh my god, this car is insane
This car is nuts
I've talked to a lot of people about getting a McLaren and here's the main problem I
I think it's too fast for me like
Like they're so fast their rear-wheel drive. I feel like it's just really dangerous for me
You would die driving it. Yeah, I don't like it's so fast. It looks so good, but they're just so dangerous
How much is it they don't even have a fucking price tag on this
Let's go talk. Let's go meet Isaac. I have a dealer named Isaac that's gonna help me
look around, look at the car, see what I really like, see what catches my eye. That car catches
my eyes.
Is that a 7-point answer?
Alright, let's go see Isaac.
Isaac!
Good?
Good to meet you.
I've got a couple keys here.
Okay, I'll be honest first ones that caught my eye right off the bat McLaren
Also, I liked the green
Lamborghini out in the front that was beautiful and
That's pretty much it
But anything else is there anything else you could show me that you think I might like so right now
I'll tell you my car. I have
AMG which is like my daily car. I have a truck like a cyber truck which is kind of like my work vehicle
Yeah, and I'm looking for like something fun like a supercar sports car something like that
Can't go wrong with either to 750 or Temorario. Essentially. It's like the benchmark for supercars right now. Okay, but are they scary?
Like super scary fast. I mean the 750 can be
I mean, if you're in Corsa mode or maybe if you turn traction control off,
the car's got a lot of power.
Yeah. How many different places do you have in here?
I see McLaren, Lamborghini.
So at our location in the Westlake, the four brands that we carry here
is Rolls-Royce, Bentley, Lamborghini, and McLaren.
At our Beverly Hills location, we have a few more brands.
We have Aston Martin, Bugatti.
Bugatti? Like there's one on the line over there.
over there. How much is it? About 3.6. Yeah. What? You have two Puganis right now. I think
two Puganis and one Codex egg. What is this? This is the 750S, just like the one outside,
but this is a coon. So this one's got a really unique paint. It's called Clear White White.
It's an MSO color, which is McLaren's special operation.
So it's a spoke coach building.
I've never seen doors like, what is this?
It's like an actual spaceship.
Yeah, so these on the McLaren, they
come with the dihedral doors because of the carbon fiber
tub, so you can't get normal doors on them.
So the whole car, carbon fiber monocoque.
How much is this car here?
This one is 4.30.
4.00.
4.00.
4.00.
4.00.
4.00.
And 6.00.
This is rural, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
See, I like to look at this.
It's just stupid.
But it just actually scares me.
To look at it's cool.
It's very cool.
It's definitely different.
It's sick.
Yeah, it is sick.
Wait, is there a McLaren I could test drive just to see if I like how the way it drives
We could take this white one here, but then that's the same one of this pretty much
Oh, it's a convertible
Okay
Those Nike tires
Nike tires
Oh
Well, so do these want the doors open up like that sewer than yeah
Like a sit in it
It's just gonna be a little eyes got surgery so I have a brace on just so if you see me struggling to get in that's why
Okay. Okay. Okay. How do I look? This is okay. I'm gonna be on this is terrifying. I don't know if
y'all ever stand in McLaren, but it feels like I'm on the ground. Literally feels like I'm sitting
on the ground so this is probably okay so it was it would you say this is like
the lowest car probably the GT which is this one here as far as like you're
saying like lowest as far as price point or like low to the ground like like if
I'm going into a place it'll scrape the bottom I mean this in the Arturo
probably have the same amount of ground clearance the GT sits a little bit
higher this one's kind of made for everyday driving it's got a smoother
ride it also has a usable trunk space so you can fit golf bags in the back okay
can I turn this on and hear it?
The airing key? Oh my gosh.
That is the process right here?
Okay.
Sounds good.
That sounds pretty solid.
The doors.
I might be a- I don't want to hate.
I don't know if I like
It's definitely very nice I'm not getting I feel like I'm sitting on the ground
It's like a cockpit, exactly.
And there's not much of an iPad going on here.
Is there even carplay?
Um, I think it's a wired carplay.
No carplay?
It's not a wired carplay.
Yeah. Okay.
Okay.
Might be a little deal breaker here for me
Car plays a big deal for me chat. I don't know. I don't know how to explain it
But I need I need a I need an iPad in my car
Steering wheels nice
Carving
So this whole thing's carbon inside?
Yes, so basically the entire chassis is carbon fiber, you're in a tub of carbon.
So it's one of the things that McLaren has made on all of their road cars and their race cars since 1981.
So a lot of the racing technology translates to the road cars, which is pretty cool.
And it's wild on the McLaren, unlike Lamborghini and Ferrari.
There's no buttons on the steering wheel. They want to keep it super simplistic.
You only have your one main button here and that's your button.
Wow.
And then what's also unique to McLaren is that all of the cars are on hydraulic steering,
so it's still connected to the steering rack.
So the feedback that you get when you're dragging the car feels like a real race car.
So like on the Lamborghinis, pretty much all modern cars, even the GT3, it's called
TRIFY FIRE, so there's not actually anything connecting the steering wheel to the steering
rack itself.
Yeah, so the feedback that you get on these cars is really great.
I don't know if I even want to drive this.
I'm like, I'm like scared.
Yeah, you could?
Yeah, look at that.
Wait, you can't rev it yet or no? It's a little bit? Or is it so cold?
I don't know how it works.
It's a little bit?
Yeah.
Okay, okay
All right
All right
Okay, I'm gonna keep it in mind
Get out of here. Oh, no. Oh, I think this one's too good. I with the leg hold on a minute. Oh, wow
I'm really going to the ground
Okay. Oh, no. Oh, wow. Okay
Put on a minute. Okay. Okay. Here we go
Alright, I'm I'm gonna be completely honest coming here and when I was originally looking I really thought I would like the McLaren
But I don't know if I like you. I like the way it looks
But I don't know if I like sitting in it. Did it feel right?
I don't know how to explain it
You want to check out the Lambo yeah
Yeah, it's cool
It's cool, but like sitting in it
I felt too low to the and these are all honest thoughts of when I first ever got in the car
Sitting too low to the ground
It just feels like I'm too low. It felt too tight
And I don't know I don't know
Yeah, so this is the first car when I pulled him to the lot that caught my eye.
This green one.
What is that?
Oh my gosh, these are all lamppos.
Can I look in here?
Yeah, I think the green one is like we have about some clusters working with fuel.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll stay over here and we'll film them at all.
What is that color?
What is that color?
Zalem, so it's an adpersonum color.
So it's a satin, I promise.
That is the nicest color I've ever seen on a car.
Or, if you've got one.
What is this?
It's a different one.
This is like less than 500. I'm going to get it how much is this one
Set what what 700,000
Okay, okay, wow 700,000 here
It's very nice, it's very nice, it's very nice, but like.
I wonder if I would like to look at it as much as you can.
I think it's a really good looking car.
No, it's beautiful.
Would you say, how does it sound?
You know, you can like, just hit, hit, hit, hit.
It's nice that it still has a big V12 in it.
If this thing scrapes, yeah.
She is, I mean, this looks like a C.
How much horsepower?
A thousand.
A thousand?
Yeah.
How much is the McLaren 750?
744.
So this has a more horsepower than the McLaren?
Yeah.
Well, McLaren's just lighter, but this has more horsepower.
Wow.
Okay, I really like the interior
This is for looking like there's a string right there, big steering wheel, there's an iPad in the middle, it looks pretty spacious for like its size, no?
Yeah, it's got a lot more room since the Aventador, so...
I don't think we're there yet, Chad. I don't think we're there yet, man. Maybe in a couple
of years. But I feel like if you're going to spend 700 on a Lambo, you might as well
I'll go up an extra 300 and just get some of her a mil, you know?
What is it?
Like this?
This is the second one.
This stands out.
What is this?
This is a temporary.
It's like the green one outside.
This one keeps catching my eye.
I don't know.
I think the reason it's catching my eye,
and maybe I'm shriveling.
Have you ever heard this?
I feel like the front resembles Ferrari a little bit.
Am I wrong?
It's a Ferrari, but it's a Lamborghini and it has that sleek Lamborghini look.
How much is a Timberario?
Most of the ones that we have are going to be in the big to high 400s.
Okay.
Now that's not bad at all.
Oh my gosh, oh wait, it has the same interior as the Rivolto.
Yeah, they're going to be pretty similar with the same infotainment screen and set up with the dash, paddles, and the start-stop reverse.
So all of that's going to be pretty similar.
Really?
What's the difference between the Rivolto and the Temerario?
The revolta is a flagship, so this is like the big daddy and the Lamborghini lineup.
It's got the big V12, it's the fastest one, the most powerful one.
The doors go up, you know, it's a little more show to it.
So you're gonna take it for a little more show, I don't know. What's the horsepower on the simmer area?
90. 97.
900 horsepower. That white is so nice, look at that white.
The Rivalto's Hybrid II.
Wow, bro, this white.
Oh my God, Lee.
His car is so nice.
You can't handle 900 horsepower?
Don't look for them for me.
to it. That white one. How much is that one? Thank you. I think he does. I can get a car
I don't know what's going on.
Huh?
I need to mistaken me.
Not sure here's that one.
450K.
That one's not fully kid- this isn't fully kidded.
Um, question.
Is this on the tele-tel?
I'm so hungry.
Yes.
Okay.
I'm tired of never getting wind up.
It's fine.
So the Urus SE, the Volto, they're all hybrid now.
How do they do that now?
EU emission standards, they're getting stricter.
So it's like some of the older cars,
like the Aventadors or the Huracans,
because they're-
So this is the Huracan right here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The car we've seen on, even with Ferrari 2 and other rents,
the naturally aspirated cars
have just been commanding a premium
or if they're going up in value.
So a lot of these are trading for over the original SRP.
I don't mind the herb.
I don't know.
That white Temurario is just standing out to me.
Yeah.
Wait, so Europe is basically fucking up Lamborghini's?
All the car manufacturers.
So basically because Europe is saying, oh,
you have to have hybrid now?
Just to shift their emission laws.
So we had the pattern over here.
not too long ago corporate and they were telling us that the EU wants them to have lane departure
assist on their cars which if they did that they would have to get rid of the hydraulic
steering. So they would have to go to electronic steering like all the other cars.
You call it a rubber.
So let me get that, let me get that Temurario on it.
I'm not the biggest fan of this color, it's a cool color, I like the color, I don't
like the red.
So this one is like fully loaded Temurario. This one has a 604 MSRP.
So this one has like all the carbons. So it's called the Allagerita package.
We give you the carbon on it here. You get the carbon fiber bucket heat, the carbon go-karts. Jesus.
That's so nice. All carbon.
Can you get in? Yeah.
Okay. Look at how spacious this is.
My God! Am I allowed to start it?
Yeah, go ahead.
Let's see.
Okay. Hold on now.
Oh my God!
Nice little iPad!
How did I know how to work it?
Brother, it's common knowledge dude.
I used to have a Lamborghini. I used to have a Urus. That's how it was.
Oh my gosh!
See, this I like.
It's spacious.
It doesn't feel like I'm sitting on the ground, but it feels like I'm in a sports car.
Take it for a spin.
And what year is this?
This one's a 26.
Brand new, huh?
When can I, when can I give it a little rev?
Uh, you can, you can give a little baby one.
So right now you can see the rev limiter.
I would have $6000 again if this was slowly starting to come out of the car, once the car is parked up.
So this is the baby car right now?
Yeah.
I want to wait, I want to wait.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
I got a how long you think it'll take for it to get to like nine
It's gonna take a little bit because of course the cars been the cars been sitting for a couple days
Yeah, so ten right
10,000 rpm
Yeah, I'd probably take a little bit we have to drive the car around I think oh
My gosh
Do you think we can take it for a little spin?
I'm like, here, you're gonna have to drive.
And then I'll just hold the phone in the passenger seat.
You can do that, that'll work.
Test drive it.
Look at the Lambo key for it too.
Woo!
One day I could be holding one of these.
Oh my God, I'm not larking.
I wanna gasses.
Move!
Alright, I'm gonna get in the passenger seat.
Just drive it? I can't just drive a chat, it's not my call.
Okay, okay.
This colorway's insane? I'm not the biggest fan of this colorway.
I like the green but I don't like the red the red outlines you're in the phone or no
Passing your princess. I mean how am I I can't test drive and hold the camera
Yeah
It's like a lambo for the Hulk
I think it should be fun
Yellow is better right son. I don't really like yellow. I like the white like that white one right there is the one I guess
That whites emirario, bro
Feel to connect
You
Okay, are we here?
We're here?
All right, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm nervous. This is comfortable. We got a
lamp. Oh, just kidding. I'm larping. I didn't get a lamp. Oh, yeah, they're
actually they're pretty comfy for a carbon. Oh, no. See this scares me going
down like stuff like this? Oh you know what you're doing, huh?
You want me to do this up or down?
Doesn't matter to me.
Oh my god, that is so fast!
Okay, once it starts to build up, you should just...
Oh my god!
Bro, I felt my head snap back!
It has like speed boost in it, Chad.
We in a lambo!
Oh, and I can just imagine this with like a crazy exhaust on it too.
Oh, yeah.
I've seen it like straight by these guys.
Straight by the nuts.
It's so smooth, it feels like I'm floating, it's so smooth.
Yeah, this is important to me.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
It's just like the race mode, yeah.
Turn the view, I mean there's a little bit of traffic here, Chad, but this is the view
from when you're in it.
They have a screen right here, screen right here, two little iPad like that, like that.
be nice interior
So then you could what's pretty close you can take like some of the chief force leader
You can take it and then put it over to the passenger
Oh I can show what the passengers see there
This is nice
This is nice
Wait what is boost dude?
So now it's gonna show you the amount of boost that the turbo's are making.
Wait, there's turbo's in the car!
Yeah, it's turbocharged.
We don't know if you're gonna get on a plane.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Oh my god, it's so fast!
I
Watch out but a little fast I click the block on my accident
My god, I have like butterflies in my stomach
I think
Wow
You
Get up
You
I
I
Think we should be back we hit a dead spot
I mean this is like it's fast it's smooth it's comfortable I'm like very shocked at how fast
it is it's like when you accelerate it's like insane yeah I understand the acceleration on
this in the 75th gear just on another low I mean so would you say this is faster than
the 750s? From the day it is because all wheel drive, I'm not sure if they were...
This is all wheel drive! Yeah.
If they were to do it all the way so I'm not sure because the 750s is lighter, but it's got less horsepower in this car.
Wait, this is all wheel drive? Yeah.
Is the Revell to all wheel drive? Yes.
Both all wheel drive, and the McLaren's not.
The McLaren doesn't make any all wheel drive cars.
I feel like I need all-wheel-drive.
It's like a lot safer, right?
More traction again.
Ooh.
I'm tempted to just pull the trigger right now on this one.
I'm tempted, but I have this issue
where I'll get in the car, and as soon as I get in the intense
drive it, I'd say I want it just like that.
It's hard not to with this car.
It's really nice no it's so nice the interior is so comfy bro like look at
this see the screen the screen nice steering wheel a lot of space got the
Lambo logo in the back check pin I can't see pin on this phone I have to wait
So I'm back get a svj. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. I'm not spending 1.5 million on a car
I said get the Ravellto? I'm gonna be honest, I like the Ravellto, but I feel like these are very similar.
Yeah, this car's a little bit easier to drive. It's a lot more nimble too.
And a Ravellto's 700 worth, I don't know. That's a lot, dude. 700's a lot.
When it shifts, it sounds so nice.
He has a thousand horsepower.
Oh my God.
Try to negotiate.
Okay.
So how much is there of the bluer belt on there?
700,000.
Maybe you got like 500
I'll negotiator I'll negotiator
To a coin we're not doing a coin flip chat. We're not doing a coin flip
Okay Drew's right there. Alright, we're about to switch back over to the camera, so hold on.
Here we go. Wow, that's beautiful.
That is beautiful.
I feel very, oh no.
Passengers like to get out a little hard here.
Hold this real quick.
Well, this is so fast.
It's so fast.
Okay.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
It's all wheel drive.
It's fast.
Is it safer than a Rivelto?
I don't know.
I mean, I don't know what the term is, safer.
Easier drive.
Easy to drive.
This is my first sports car, my super car, by the way.
Never had one, if I did get it, if I did.
What about, what else do you have that I can look at?
Right now that's my number one.
I like that.
I like the Temerario better than the McLaren.
Do you have anything else that I can look at?
I saw the Porsche over there.
Let's see a Rolls Royce.
Let's see a Rolls.
I'm not a see a Rolls.
It's going in a little bit of a different direction,
but I'm down.
You've got a hangtie.
Let me grab the key for the Rolls.
You got it back.
You got it back.
Oh, never mind.
Those are my keys.
fix my
There's something about the Temurario it suits you
Test drive there a belt oh chat not a lot of test drive there about oh
Unfortunately, that one is not test driver both the moment
I'm on honestly. I don't even want to get in that car
700k for a car. I feel like that's like a next step like right now
I was coming and I was looking at the McLaren initially because that's like in the three to four hundred range
The Temera Rio does up it a little bit. It's in the $500,000 range, but
This one's 600k so how much is like the white one in there?
Majority the other ones that we have like it's they're all priced in like mid four hundreds. This is the McLaren
430?
Yeah, so we're on the same.
OK.
OK.
OK, that's something else I can show you.
What is that?
A Rolls Royce.
OK.
Something completely different, kind of out of left field, but...
Yeah, I mean, it's not a super car, but I'm down to look at it.
Let me see.
It's over here?
Yeah, we just got to go through the showroom on the other side.
OK.
Rolls Royce now I drove wait that I drove a Rolls Royce. That's what I drove in Miami, right?
I drove a Cullen in in Miami, and I'm not kidding like after having it for a day
I was like thinking about getting through yes because it's it literally feels like I'm sitting on the couch while driving
Yes, and you're so high up in the air. It's actually just beautiful
I don't know
Oh, it's like out of a Miami rental.
It was a rental, yeah.
Oh, yeah, those things are used and abused.
Usually the older ones.
I would ever buy a car from Miami, too, by the way.
What is that purple car?
That is another Cameroar car.
OK, I'm not going to lie.
Every single car, I think it's called my accent.
Camerario.
That's got to be a sign.
Go bar here?
Oh, you should have.
OK, so when you're ready to custom order your car,
You know had her name put into the the plaque at the bottom of the door seal. How are you doing?
STL though, I'm gonna be honest. I don't really know if I like it as much
So it's the Rolls Royce right here
Like, it is actually so nice, bro.
Dude, this is so tall.
Look at the fur on the bottom, I don't know how to get in this.
It's a completely different route though, like a completely different route than the um...
Yeah, two totally different driving experiences.
You know, this is something if you just want to ride in comfort and just chill.
How much is this?
Uh, this one is like $5.75.
Wow, what is this?
Yeah, this one's pretty loaded.
It's got the bespoke audio, it's got the two tone interior, it's got the picnic
tables.
Picket tables?
Yeah.
Oh my god, wait.
Kind of a muck bank.
Oh my god, Rolls Royce.
Rolls Royce Friday.
OK.
It's got the picnic tables and the nabs.
It's nabs at all.
It doesn't have the umbrella, though.
Of course.
Oh my god, look, the umbrella pops up before me.
Yo, that's so sick.
Six, so here's the thing.
600k for this, right?
And I've driven one of these before.
Do I really need to test drive this?
Yeah, I've driven one before on stream.
I just think, I think it's like for me,
I feel like I'm in a state where I have a truck,
I have my daily, I think I want a super car.
I don't know.
It might be, it might be time for a super car.
Might be a little too young for the coolin' in right now.
He's still got a few more to do.
Now, I will say, this right here,
this is something, five years from now,
where I have like a kid,
gotta take my kid to school.
I could see myself getting into a callin'
and dropping my kid off at school every day.
Perfect family car for that.
Exactly.
But I think right now,
I think I'm just in a super car,
like I'm 23 years young.
I really like that Samurario.
I really did like it.
I don't even think we, I mean,
Should we take this for a spin chat and just see or do you think, probably not?
Can we take this one for a spin?
Should we take it for a spin chat or no?
They're saying no, just get the Temerario.
I can't just get a car right now.
It's not how that works.
I'd have to do the paperwork and my insurance to approve it.
I think it's between the McLaren and the Temerario, but the Temerari seems like the one for you.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying right now.
I don't even think we gotta test you on this.
I do like it, but I just don't think it's what I'm looking.
I don't fuck that part.
Oh yeah, the door's right, so you don't have to close
your own door, so let me just, yeah, when the door's
open, you just put a light tap on the button here.
It's so fucking cool.
Oh my God, that's so cool.
That's so cool.
That's so cool.
Can I go see that purple one up there?
Um, let's just look at it or not.
Show you like be the glass because it's in our service base. Oh, for sure. For sure
Test drive a supercar we just gave what he said
All that a toy sdj
Dude
It's a toy SDJ.
Hey Ron, I got an SDJ.
How much is this?
I can just buy this.
I think it's like 1200?
Honestly, I don't know.
You guys are selling it or not?
Yeah, you can buy this.
Everything you see here is for sale.
How much can I buy that for?
I don't know if there's a price on it,
but I can find out for you on a Monday in the parts of this.
So I cannot am I allowed to just show through the glass that purple that's another that's a
I got some decisions I got to make here think I got some decisions I got to make
How much was the white one, was that money over there?
I believe that one's $461.
$461.
Hey Tegan, how you doing?
She had a name tag.
Oh, she had a name tag.
She had a name tag.
She had a name tag.
Can you see any of the Benleys?
I'll see the Benleys.
I'm not a look at a Benley.
I've never seen a Benley before.
I'm not a look at a Benley.
This is the entangled speed.
This would be like a good competitor to the Eris.
Eris?
Okay.
So, this one's all beef now.
It's got the 23 inch wheel with the car in the center and the bridge.
The V8 twin-turbo.
So, this is also fitted with the titanium across the bridge
for racing cars, so it's not very much fixed.
See, this is nice.
This is like just another kind of like,
feels like a family car, like a daily.
This is like a good alternative if you're considering
like a high performance SUV and you don't want to get a reverse.
How much power for this car here?
This one's in the high 300s.
Stickers right there, I think it's like 3.98.
Right on the dot 398
I
Just feel like if you're gonna go with this just get the urus
Okay, I can see that it works more classy. It is more classy. It is more classy. Oh
Okay
It's not I'm looking for I'm looking for sports. I'm gonna be honest. I am. I want to go look at the artur. I just look at it
Outside. I do like the Arturia too. That was the first. Oh, what is that covered?
Oh, the gray.
I'll try it for you. Are you? Hmm. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
This is the Arturia.
I do like the look of the Arturia.
Not as much as...
V6. V6. 697 horsepower.
This is the first supercar I looked at was the Artura.
I was looking on my eye, I couldn't even look at the light.
This is insane.
No, Lamborghini just looks better.
It just looks better in an SUV. I don't know.
This is nice. The 750S again. Shit.
I think I got a decision to make here, Isaac.
You got some thinking to do.
Well, be honest, what would you recommend for me?
I mean, if you're between the 750 and the Temerario, but you do like the fact of the all-wheel drive,
it seems like you're kind of a Lamborghini guy.
I just ever said that I was, like, growing up.
It was just, like, huge, you video.
You see a Lamborghini, and you're like, I want that one day.
You see a toy in the store, and you want the Lamborghini.
I have just always looked at a Lamborghini and just love the way they look.
I don't know man, I think the Temurario might be the move.
Alright, I'm gonna have to think on it. I'm gonna have to think on it.
Maybe I'll be back. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow. Maybe I'll see you in two days.
Or maybe I'll never see you again.
Hopefully not.
Appreciate you. Thank you for showing me some of these cars.
Yeah, absolutely. Anytime.
I'll text you because I definitely want to get something. I just gotta figure out what it is.
Thank you Isaac. W Isaac in a champ, bro. W Isaac. Thank you. Oh, I only have any keys. Wow. I don't know bro
I don't know bro. I don't know
I don't know Chad really don't know
So here's my final consensus I
Really like the 750s. I really like the Temera Rio and I really like the Roberto now
Roberto
700k bass that's a little too much
In my opinion, I don't think I want to spend that really I would spend like in between four and five
100,000 which sounds crazy to even say those words out of my mouth
But I don't think I like the McLaren. I don't think I like the McLaren I
Don't know I
don't know but
Have a decision to make. I hope you guys enjoyed the car shopping video. Make sure
to like comment and subscribe and turn on notice because you never know. The next
video that I post might be revealing my brand new car. So make sure you guys are
here. I have a big video coming in two days. So I'll see you guys then.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
What the fuck do you mean seen, son?
I'm not a window shopper, bro!
I'm not a fucking window shopper!
You need to work on your acting skills.
Yo!
I don't know what you guys are talking about, bro.
I don't know what y'all are fucking talking about.
Work on your acting skills.
Lacey, you gotta work on your acting skills.
What are you fucking talking about, son?
WTGN.
That ass just came to get a free YouTube video.
Marie and Jeff.
You haven't seen a rari yet?
Brother, I'm gonna be honest.
From the moment I got in the car, I knew exactly which one I wanted, bro.
I'm keeping it real.
A little 20-minute drive back and then we'll get into PL, shall we?
on a table yes we got we got a what's it called coming PO coming PO coming
I'm not giving you a garage tour dude.
What if, bro, there's people, there's workers in the garage.
workers say I'm not saying hi to the workers because I don't have any I don't
have what's it called service in a garage with the camera there's no point
Literally, no point.
You have fiber.
Yeah, I guess we have fiber in our garage.
Like a pro.
I would be put fiber in the garage.
I'm hungry.
I'm dead ass hungry.
Yeah, but what should we grab?
I feel like...
What do you mean, of course you want?
I haven't eaten all day.
Ron showed yesterday, showed what?
What the fuck are you honking at, asshole?
Your car?
I'm literally in my car right now.
I kind of want urban plates.
I didn't get a new car yet.
I didn't get a new car yet.
I gotta make, I gotta, bro, y'all just watched
the whole car shopping segment.
I gotta make a decision on what I want to care.
Yes.
Fake car shopping equals funny.
No.
Do I look like the type of guy that would go fake car shopping, just to get an extra YouTube video?
No!
That's exactly the type of person you are. Okay, bye.
Brother, if I bought a new car, don't you think I would show you guys it?
I don't know why you guys think I'm just this big fucking liar who lies about everything
I don't lie about shit I'm ordering food now you guys let me
Now I'm ordering food, I'm going to fuck.
Y'all piss me off, I'm ordering food now.
I don't care.
Get a Porsche?
Porsche's cool, but it's like,
it's just really not my vibe.
Hey, just a baby, a light 80, all right, shall we get, we're about, we're about Coleman
and we got PO and there's so much PO.
Yes, yes, yes.
What jacket?
It's right here, Chad.
I don't know if y'all have seen this yet.
It's chrome.
It's a chrome jacket.
All I know is that once I get a new car jet,
I'm gonna post a YouTube video.
And...
I'm gonna get all the Corvoys reaction to it.
It's gonna be late, it's gonna be late.
Wait, who would I be Lambrose with if I got a Lamborghini?
Ron?
Ron has a year, is that counts, right?
Ron?
Lug?
Okay son
Clicks doesn't have one does he know
Drew
I'll be Lambrose with Mr. Dean
Mr. Dean Sanat I forgot
But.
Hmm.
Hmm, shit.
I think I have a serious problem.
For some reason, chat, energy drinks,
they like don't work on me anymore.
Like energy drinks don't affect me anymore.
I
Think because I drink too much that they just don't really affect me anymore
No way we're in traffic
Oh no bro. Is there an accident?
Wait, what about you now?
Okay!
I'm action now
And I'm on the loose, the absolute
I'm blinding
And I'm on the lies, the biggest
I'm blinding
And I'm on the loose, the absolute
I said I would like to say to you
But I don't know how
Because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my wonder wall
Such a beautiful song.
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do, about you now.
airwands right there brother when is the last time I got airwands it dead ass
might have been three months ago wait I'm kind of hype for PO you think chat
chat chat did you guys said anything cool or no
I hope it's not just a bunch of self promo I want you guys
You know it's actually sad though that I noticed about PO all the women sent cool stuff and like meaningful stuff
And then all the guys just sent like stupid shit like guys
How come you guys just send me like like how to lose weight books and like dildos and
Yeah, dildo, dildo useful for what? For you?
They're trying to help you. How does sending me a dildo in my PO box help me?
If there's a dildo in this PO opening, I'm handing the stream right away by the way.
I don't care. If I open a box and there's a dildo in PO, I am cutting the stream immediately.
It's not ungrateful.
Why would I want to do what with it?
I'm not going to cut the stream to shove it up my ass, I'm just going to turn it in.
I hate traffic, Sonion.
And after all,
you're my wonder wall.
Yeah, you guys caught me, Shat.
Yellow doing hands up, bro.
Y'all caught me.
I sent myself a dildo in PL.
You're my Andrew wall November and December.
We might as well start that now.
When are we gonna have time in October to do a PO?
Follow me at Snack PO, I will send snacks.
You know what, hey guys, please send stuff to my Snack PO.
I will send costumes for you to wear for Halloween.
Follow me at the account.
I guess they're not just gonna send like...
I sent you a chrome jacket y'all if I ever open P.O. and there's a chrome jacket in there
I will literally come to whoever's house it is and suck you off
I do a fucking self-prom opio
Oh
So yeah, you guys would like that if I did a self promo P. Oh
Guess you think Apple will send me the new iPhone do or no
It's worth it.
So you're telling me the new iPhone camera has ISO.
It's ISO.
The fuck is an aperture? It's not even a real word.
What the fuck is an aperture, dude?
I thought it was called ISO.
True just wants a new phone?
No, I'm gonna get the iPhone 2.
True every iPhone has that son?
Yeah, but you gotta just make sure you see it.
Well, I'm gonna get the iPhone Duo.
No, I'm not.
Bro, here's the thing.
Everybody's hating on the iPhone Duo.
It's gonna be one of those things that revolutionizes phones
and everybody's gonna want-
you
you
you
you
you
You
The Leonis House Museum
I know what is it Leonie's house though actually
number in 16 years yeah wait I don't understand it's a museum of a it's a
museum of a house is it like a famous house
ah
You're so perfect!
And now they're all gonna stand sun because I got the fucking wrong lyrics.
Nice, go ahead, bro. Just get the fucking baby out the way.
Fuck the baby, bro.
Fuck that baby.
Weak ass baby.
Oh, you're gonna cut me off, you fucking dick.
Fuck you, bitch.
I hate that stupid baby.
Are you gonna cut me off? Watch this bitch. I'm gonna cut you off pussy.
Oh shit.
Oh yeah, well guess what? I'm gonna beat him off the line. Watch this shit.
Watch this. Watch this fucking, watch this fucking, oh are you ready for this shit?
You fucking ready for this shit? I'm gonna beat him, I'm gonna beat him off the line. You ready for this shit?
This shit.
You got a haunt or four when it turns green, okay?
I'm absolutely crop dusted, bitch!
Crop dusted!
Absolutely DUSTED HIM!
That's about all that you get to do on red light.
Oh yeah? Oh yeah, well guess what?
We'll be the fucking United States of America, bitch.
That's why it's a right turn on red.
Yes.
Oh, I'm down for a bad draw tonight.
Chad, to be honest, Chad, is that aura how I dusted him or no?
Is that aura?
Me?
I don't know.
Me?
I don't know.
How was that not aura?
It was a Lexus.
OK, it's still cool.
Our Lexus fast.
You know what I kind of want to get?
I want to spend like the money and get like a fixer upper car.
Like a super old school fixer upper car and I want to make it nice.
I feel like a lot of people don't think I have the, like a lot of people think, like,
oh, Lacey can't get his hands dirty.
He can't fix shit and be a handyman.
I kind of want to prove them, like I can, get like an old school fixer upper car and
just really fix it up and get my hands dirty.
Imagine me with gloves on and my shirt off like trying to fix up like my car
It's not hard to do such a YouTube tutorials
Oh no.
Oh no. Fire.
Oh, the fire truck.
It said fire on a side.
Son, it said fire on a side.
It's a fire truck.
I swear it did. I swear, I swear, I swear.
I swear, I swear!
Did it not?
No, it is that serious because now I kind of want to go into the left lane across the double yellows just to go check
Well, we're gonna see here. What if makes its turn? No, we're not fuck dude. I
Know how to get attention
FIRE! FIRE!
It's not a fire trick then why does it say fire on the side?
What happened
What does that mean?
Tell them we're on our way up and we'll check it out.
Let me see if I can vandalize my truck.
What is that even doing here?
I don't know what that is.
Is that just the next one there?
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Oh wait, those are fulgiatos. That's not even like a joke.
Wait, is this white? Is that what I think it is?
Oh, what is it? Wait, how am I gonna...
Your wing on the Cybertruck's about to fall off by the way.
I'm so lucky your head was blocking the code.
I gotta go see if my shit's vandalized, bro.
There's no way my shit's vandalized.
Look at the wing on God someone's been fucking with your shit
If I gotta go through that Tesla fucking security cams and sue someone, I don't wanna go through
Tesla fucking security cams and sue someone. I don't give a fuck but I have good lawyers
So like somebody went on like with the machine or something like that and just leave like
I don't know what I'm looking for.
Let's go around.
Where's the sun?
How are you feeling?
Feeling a little bit better?
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's not because the dark couldn't see it too much of the guinea, but all of
a sudden you can see it like that.
Wait, like these lines?
Yeah.
Is that not just a sun glare?
Yeah.
Or is it just a sun glare?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, wait, like these lines?
Yeah.
Is that not just a sun glare?
Or am I just now?
So what is that?
What could someone have done?
Pretty much go and scratch the car.
You know?
Like, what's this?
And look at the cracking.
No, yeah.
I'm just taking them on the wheels.
I stopped.
I said something super hard.
Can be like a hardtowel or whatever.
Just go.
Someone's scratching my wheels.
Scratch my wheels.
Could it be like rocks coming up while we're driving
like
Yeah, so what happens is that usually you know, this is like very soft microphone towels probably went with us like super
Like hard towels and it pretty much is kind of
I get a polish that fix it might get a polish
So you know we can remove the imperfection of it
Um
Vandalizing my car fucking piece of shit vandalizing my shit, bro
If I catch you you little shit, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna fuck. I'm murdering cold bloody little bitch
Concerned. What the fuck?
Oh my God, wait.
JJ K.
You look like a war axe.
I'm a mermaid man.
Okay.
You are...
No, no, no.
The Heisman?
No, no, no.
The Heisman?
What's this tripod?
You are, uh, uh, so it's okay.
I don't know, I don't know what it is.
Okay, man?
What the fuck are you guys, bro?
It's not even Halloween yet.
We've still got a month.
How do you, uh...
I don't speak to me in the knees, J.
Monkey De Luffy.
Oh my gosh, Monkey De Luffy.
I got that card in a...
Oh my gosh, what was the anime?
One Piece.
There you go.
Okay. Are you One Piece?
Yeah.
You're One Piece, you know?
Zora.
I
Which one I like the Tamarario a lot and I like the Roberto to
Clarence, but the Tamarario just stood out to me a lot when are you gonna buy the car?
My honestly might go back tomorrow and look off stream a little bit
I'll get a new whips
I got my motorcycle
Right, is that a real beard?
This right here
Crazy I was gonna say it looks good cuz from this from straight on it looks like it's actual hair
here. Come back, we'll paint it on mustache. I'm Mermaid Man and they're one piece. What
is the plot of one piece? So he's trying to be free. Trying to be the king of the pirates,
bro. Mermaid Man, this is SpongeBob, bro. And that's one piece. We kind of had different
No, no, no!
Perfect!
Oh, Jesus!
Jesus! Jesus!
Why you don't hair line?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Yeah!
You get half the hair on your head and you're drying it all up?
My barber!
Nah, fuck your barber. We gotta go check that nigga, bro.
What is this? This is a crow.
That's a crow? That's a crow?
I said, what is that jacket?
I don't know what he's talking about, you fucking Jackie!
What about Jackie?
No one's talking about your Jackie, you know?
He says, pro margin at the bottom, he says, fuck you.
Jackie, it was a little $6,000, nothing.
No!
It's our kind, our kind.
We're actually for a week straight if I bought that shit.
No, I'm wearing like once a month.
It's like a nice tear out.
Hair line was fucked up until semi-since.
I know, that's like three inches of hair line.
Yo, teal bro!
I'll try some new shit. I was seeing like, I was pre-fire, if I went to Turkey, how would I be looking?
You know what I mean? I was trying to get in the air.
It's not even that, I mean...
Oh, I ain't lying, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Did you use your entire men-pen?
Yeah, I used my entire men-pen and all that, man.
I'm sorry you got no more men-pen left.
Yo, look, that seems yucky.
I've got a PO.
I've got a PO. We have so much PO to tell you.
The PO might take three hours.
I'm not even...
I'm not even...
I just got here at Shigong Car Shopping. Yes, I went car shopping. Yes. I just opened my
Twitter and the first thing I see is someone from the stable saying, I don't have a core
community.
Yeah, it's like a lot of P.O.
Chad, do I have permission to eat?
Do I have permission to eat?
Just let me starve a little bit of food down before I do P.O.
Ew, why does it look like that?
Chimney cherry sauce. Eat otherwise you're going to be cranky. I don't get cranky if I don't eat.
All right, I'm gonna eat slow.
What is this?
I see what is happening.
He probably got a deal to show off the dealership.
Like y'all are not the thinkers, bro.
Yeah, please explain to me how me showing off.
And this is like, like I don't mean to do that way at all, right?
But let me ask.
How is me
going to a dealership that sells only cars that are above 400,000 how is that good but
What what is that promotion?
Half of you guys.
Can't even drive.
Yes, we can.
Yeah, any you know what you're hold on I have to be I'm gonna play music
We have a serious problem, y'all.
in the world, what, now, what?
Told chat GPT to unbler this photo,
and it gave me this.
I already explained this to you guys Ron is not here today and we are getting our cars
detailed so I handed him Ron's Lamborghini Urus key so he could detail Ron's car
Ron's his is blue his Porsche keys blue but his Eurus key is that
he took his car out no he didn't he took his Porsche he took his Porsche
Like, the Eurus key doesn't look like that, okay, Matt, watch this.
Yeah.
Yeah, see
Same exact shit, bro clearly the chat GPT just got the like a little mixed up
Let me eat so I can do P. O. Damn.
This rice is so fast.
and hail it faster.
Chat tomorrow, are y'all excited for NFL Sunday tomorrow?
Okay.
What is this?
Okay, so are y'all ready for p.o. I'm in a better mood now cuz I'm not cuz I'm not hungry anymore
Hmm
And I ain't healthy too Jack, but think about it
Steak rice and mushrooms, okay, this might be a dumb question
If you eat mushrooms
How do you not get high
Are you dumb?
No.
I just asked a question.
Different types of mushroom.
Okay, so you know how like, you know how like if you're walking outside
and you see like a mushroom in the grass?
Is that the same mushroom that I'm eating like this?
Is it the same mushroom or no?
Different.
Big dumb equals funny.
Yeah, God forbid you have a question in life anymore.
God forbid you have a question in life anymore, bro.
Patreon for the NFL game tomorrow?
Low key?
Wait, who plays tomorrow night for the NFL?
Okay, we have a course shoot until three o'clock.
So I can go live on the Patreon tomorrow after the shoe.
And we can watch the four o'clock slate.
And then we can watch Sunday night football.
Wait, no we don't have a shoot tomorrow. That's the 21st. Wait is today the 19th?
I'm tweaking
I'm tweaking
We have Jinxie's Fortnite tournament tomorrow.
All right, you know what I'll do?
You know what I'll do?
I'll play Jinxie's Fortnite tournament and then I'll end and I'll go live on the Patreon
And we can watch Sunday night football together on the patreon
And I can I can I can actually show you all the game, too
Watch it on twitch because I can show the game
It's better if y'all can see what I'm seeing with the game and shit you know them put a little bed in maybe
All right. All right. Ready to reveal? Who real? I'm ready to reveal. Yeah, I'm not stalling. I'm not stalling.
Biggest PO box opening ever.
Okay, are you guys ready for the intro?
Are you guys ready for the intro?
Should I have my chrome jacket on or should I take it off?
It's like when Superman reveals his cape, but for me it's just chrome man.
All right.
Just do your fucking intro.
Wait, Chad, have you guys seen this?
Have you all seen this?
Yo, I'm not fucking procrastinating.
Whatever. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Explanation Mark PO pinned in the chat.
Pinned. Explanation Mark PO to send packages.
All right. Ready? Ready? Here we go. Three, two, one. Wait, wait.
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, have you all seen this yet?
So.
Well, okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's not I'm sorry, that's I'm sorry.
That's I'm sorry, I'm y'all ready to wait?
Yo, what's good, YouTube.
Lacey, back here with another PO Box opening.
I know you guys love the PO boxes and today, today I'm going to be honest, you went crazy.
We have over 70 PO packages that you guys sent in just for this video.
So big shout out to you all for sending in all the PO packages.
We're going to open up every single one.
Thank you guys for all the nice words, all the nice gifts.
And if you want to send packages to my P.O. box, it is right here on the screen and it
is in the description.
If you want to be in the next video, it is P.O. box 8099, Calabasas, California, the
zip code is 911372.
You can send it in your mailbox.
You can send it from a post office or you could just order something on YouTube or
you could just order something on Amazon, whatever you want to do.
All right.
little little hiccup there little hiccup there nabs little hiccups on YouTube nabs
alright let's get into the let's get into the uh alright I mean I don't even know
your hunk alive I need you to give me back of this I think we're gonna have
Drew help us for this PO box opening because there's so many no just like
hand me shit cuz I can't back up over all right first package we have is from
I'm Trinity Davidson, Trinity Davidson.
Shout out to Trinity.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, I love P.O. Box openings
because it's so fun to see what little gifts
and little ninks and gifts you guys sent me.
All right, there is a note with a carrot.
Okay, not a big fan of carrots.
Okay. Hi, Lacey. My name is Trinity. I'm 13. I want to be an artist when I get older.
So I made a few things that I thought you liked. Okay, Trinity.
Yo, wait, this is sick.
This is so cool.
Wait, she did ask, took the time out of her day to cut out pieces of red, black, and white
paper and then glued it together to make me a Spider-Man drawing.
Wait, that's so cool. I
Gotta hang that for my wall that's gotta go in the PLP all over there. It has to oh
She has another one in here. It's venom
Spider-man venom and then there's something else in here
Oh, that's so cool.
The Spider-Man, Spooner-Man, I'm putting, I'm putting that right on my desk.
And she made Darla a little stitch dish.
That's sick.
And a green cross.
Wow.
Thank you, Trinity.
W Trinity in the chat, W Trinity.
Thank you, Trinity.
Oh yeah, it's actually so late.
Okay, next one is from literally just says
to Lacey himself, no name as of right now.
Might just be an Amazon sender.
Oh, there is an Amazon note.
I noticed you always use your friend's scale
when you wanna weigh yourself on stream.
Here's one for yourself.
I hope this helps you. Can also use this to keep track of your weight.
Huh?
Actually useful.
It is actually useful.
Brother, what?
Brother, I'm not the type of guy that needs to keep track of my weight.
It's fantastic.
I'm actually scared to weigh myself.
No, I'm definitely probably around 198, I'd say right now.
I mean, yeah, Brog wasn't allowed to be on Reda.
Had to hop off Reda for three weeks.
Had to be eating 3,000 calories a day to build a muscle back up in my knee.
I definitely gained some weight, but I knew that was going to happen.
Didn't really have a choice.
You're definitely like 210.
All right.
Two-tenant, say it on two-tenant it's crazy. I'm not fucking two-ten.
That's a nice scale.
It's a really nice scale. Hold on, let me weigh myself.
You guys think I'm two-fifteen? Oh, not a second right now.
Now now I'm stepping on a scale to prove myself.
Oh, you're ruining the chrome.
No, no, no.
Well, you wrote over the chrome.
Are you dead?
Okay.
Gotta take my brace off for sure.
Cause Chad, y'all don't understand this brace?
Definitely adds like five or six pounds.
You also gotta remember, I have a vet pants on right now.
These are very high quality,
So it definitely adds a little extra weight.
So whatever it is, subtract like one pound,
subtract like two pounds from it from the clothes and stuff,
okay?
Subtract like two pounds from whatever it is, all right?
I think it's gonna be true 15.
I guess it's 196.8.
Or it's gonna be like 196, maybe 198.
Oh, spot on.
197.
197.
Honestly?
Honestly?
That's not even bad for what I had to do the last month.
That's not even bad.
Bro, only gaining six pounds for what I had to do over the last month in order to build
of my quad muscle backup, that's actually not even bad.
Thank you for the scale though,
Daniel Cruz, thank you, bro.
That was not kilograms.
Okay, this is too lacy from sodas.
Sure.
I have a really bad feeling that whatever's in here is broken, dude.
It sounds broken, but I'm gonna feel really bad if it is.
will feel really bad
all it is way
all no shit
Holy shit, what did you fucking box this up with?
OK, it's not broken.
Definitely not broken.
So a lot of stuff in here.
So Lacey.
Hey, Lacey, I wanted to say I love you so much.
You're the best streamer.
I don't know if I'll make it to the next stream
because I've been struggling with mental health.
Thanks for your streams.
They make me smile.
Even on the hardest days, I love you so much.
Okay.
You're a little dirty on there, a little dirty there.
Okay.
Some nice Pokemon cards, some Pokemon cards.
We got a.
I'll use cloth, I'm going to click on the junk drawer here, okay?
A nice little dragon, little dragon here, okay, okay.
Oh, nice box of nerves.
Oh wait a minute, it's kind of cool.
Oh, and a pencil.
A pencil.
Okay.
In the sticker.
All right.
Anything else I'm missing?
Uh, an orange hair?
Okay, I'm going to be honest.
What is on the outside?
Why does it smell?
There's something sticky on the outside of the box.
I heard something else still under this one.
Okay.
Hey, reread the letter.
I already read the letter.
What?
I already read it again, okay?
Okay.
Hey, Lacey, just wanted to say I love you so much.
You're the best streamer.
I don't know if I'll make it to the next stream.
I've been struggling with mental health.
Thanks for your streams making me smile, even on the hardest day.
Love you.
I don't think that's what he meant.
I think he just meant he's not going to be in the next stream.
Like he's not going to like watch the stream.
No.
Well, there's no name or anything.
There's literally no name.
There's no name at all.
Well, listen, bro, if you're out there watching and I promise
things get better, dude, things get better and, you know, just
you've got to keep pushing every day.
There's a lot of people that love you.
Okay.
A lot of people that love you.
To Nicholas Fosco. You didn't even spell my name right! You didn't even spell my name right!
Well, there is a letter.
Appreciate you for everything. Keep grinding. Hope your recovery goes well.
from lynch ring.
What is this?
Is this fucking shriveled tea?
Is this a triple T plushie don't don't don't don't don't oh my gosh
It has a little suction cup on it put on a little window. It's a triple T plushie
Now this is calm
That's what I'm talking about
Put on a window there's a really suction that bitch said a window
Yeah
It's the thing of thought
Okay?
From Daniel to Lacey.
Greetings, Lacy. I hope you didn't shake this package. There's a lamp. I see it's fine.
I didn't shake it hard, right? I didn't shake it hard. I didn't. Okay. There's a lamp.
I think it will be perfect fit for your streaming room.
It's a modern day lava lamp, but better.
Oh, I started this company about a year ago
trying to help my family out.
We're thugging it out.
It hasn't been easy,
but we've been doing everything we came to push through.
I'm sure you realize how hard it is out here
in your attempts to work a normal nine to five job
from in and out to a car wash to landscaping
and then door dash.
Love these streams, by the way.
If you could set the lamp up
and show the stream, it would mean the world to me.
Okay. Okay. Thank you for everything. I always see you
drinking energy drinks, but I've never seen you try these
brands. These are my two favorite gorilla mind. Definitely
try this one before. Definitely try that one before. Okay. I
mean, let's look at let's take a look at the live. Why not?
Okay, a jellyfish lava layer.
I want to get it out the package.
Okay, I think it's the jellyfish came out okay, it's it's plastic so it didn't break
I think they go in here right water I don't know it's plastic so it's fine
I did not break it, dude. It's plastic! You put water in it.
Sure I'll fill it up. Yeah, go fill it up.
A service card. Please read this before you use the product.
The product is best poured into pure water. Be sure to use one or two drops of soap.
interesting all right next up we have from the rising king
It's not the king of the UK, bro.
Did buddy take a bite out of the paper?
My name's Austin.
I'm a 20-year-old entrepreneur from North Carolina.
Last year, Jesus saved my life, and out of that, I started The Rising King, faith-based
Jewelry brand built around the crown of Thorn's Cross.
Wanted to send you one of our pieces.
It's a Thorn's Cross necklace in sterling silver.
I designed it myself, premium quality,
and will never tarnish or turn your neck green.
Actually pretty nice.
Actually pretty nice pretty nice and a good message
It's actually pretty cool
That's pretty cool and it's he said it's 935 sterling silver or something. I'm gonna keep it over here
I'm gonna keep it over here. Thank you, bro. Okay. This is Sue Lacey and Darla
This is for Darla. I know she likes scrapbooking. It's a cute scrapbook for all your guys adventures
together around the world. From Maya.
All right.
Did I break you?
Oh my god I cut the rope when I was trying to cut the packaging open.
Oh my god I'm such a fuck up.
Oh
Fuck me, dude
Oh piece of shit
I'm an actual sack of shit human
Wait hold on
Not bad lay
Okay, I'll make sure to give this to her. I'll make sure to give this to her. I will make sure to give that to her
Okay. All right. Drew needs more packages. Next up, we have a letter from Reza.
Most letters are usually asking for something, like self promo or sometimes a PC. Hi, my
My name is Reza, I'm a new streamer.
I know you get a lot of fan mail like this.
I appreciate you taking time to read this.
I've been putting everything into streaming.
It's something I love.
I'm still at the beginning of the journey.
I'm writing this to let you know your content
has motivated me to keep going, even when growth is slow.
I believe I have what it takes.
Hope that one day I'll get the opportunity
to introduce myself to you.
If you wanna connect, here's my Instagram.
Okay, okay, listen Reza, Reza, I'm gonna keep this
I'm a message you, bro.
I'm a message you, bro.
Try it out.
That has a message you.
I'm a message you.
All right.
Oh, can you guys, if you're going to spell my name, it's not Nicholas with a K.
It's N-I-C-H-O-L-A-S.
Stop using my full government name to send me PO.
I saw in your PO opening people were sending you Funko Pops.
Hope you like this one from Donnie.
Hey!
It's a Stitch Funko!
Okay!
That's cool. Thank you for the stitch Funko Donnie. Appreciate you twin. Appreciate you brother. Appreciate you
No box
What is it?
is there a letter no no fuzzy slipper socks what are these bro like what is
This is better be- Oh! Oh my gosh! Fuzzy Socks!
He doesn't say! Bro!
Did I order those?
This is from Nicholas Fosco to Lank, Lank, Lank, Calabasas.
Nice. You ordered fuzzy socks.
I ordered these like a month ago. Why are they in PO?
They're only half a man, bro.
Brother, I ordered these when I first got out of surgery.
They cleaners probably put it up here in my new year.
Chad, it's not 30, by the way. I just got out of surgery
and I couldn't put tight socks over my leg.
So I ordered fuzzy socks and they never got here.
The cleaners must have put them in the P.O. pile
Man, I thought someone sent me fuzzy socks. I was all happy. I thought I was someone was thinking about me
I just learned these shit to myself, bro
You put this in you put it like over there some shit
From Patrick, okay
It says from Patrick Bennett ST was Bennett ST that's his street name
Just don't think before I say shit, bro. I literally just don't think. Too lacy.
Oh no, it's getting one of these ones, huh?
Okay?
Okay.
Hey Lacey, I love your making videos
and your pack openings videos.
Also my videos' favorite openings are the baseball ones.
I am wondering who was your inspiration
Who's your inspiration in life because some of mine are all the core boys?
I think it's just so cool you get to live with them in a sick house and be feminist.
Famous. Do you think you could give me some words to get fit like you?
I don't know why everybody says you're fat when you are skinny.
I hope you like the stuff I sent you.
The 3D printed things, like the things stuff, I sent you the 3D printed things, is like
a things card holder for anything.
I was wondering if you wanted to send me something cool because I tried sending you
a card in July on my birthday, but it did not get through.
I really appreciate it if you can,
or if any of the corboys would mean the world to me.
I was wondering if you could do movie vid
like the haunted one with rug.
Your vids always boost me up.
This is my YouTube channel if you wanna shout me out.
Thank you for your time, Lacey.
from Ben to seven dash B to seven.
Okay. Okay.
There's no handwriting in there.
Okay. Thank you, Ben. Ben to seven.
Thank you, brother. Let's see what he said to me.
A rubber duck.
Okay.
Little rubber duck, golf ball rubber duck.
Very cool. Very cool. Very cool.
Thank you for that.
Put that on my desk right there.
We also have a Tyron Matthew card and a Trayvon Henderson card.
Very nice.
Very nice.
Oh, he sent me a lot of cards.
Oh, he pretty printed what seems to be a brick.
Good job, Bennett.
Very good job here.
Very good job here, okay.
You sent me some Legos.
Oh, it's a card stand.
It's a card stand.
That's sick Bennet. Thank you brother. He sent me a Joe Burrow patch card. Oh. Thank
you Bennet. I appreciate that dude. I'm gonna drop 3d printing. Shout out to Bennet
Bro generally sounds a little bit. All right, next we still have so much we have so much
Okay
He's just like open like what it wants?
Since you're always talking about pooping and scratching your ass maybe this will keep
you clean from Vanessa.
Hey! Toilet paper and baby wipes! Brother, what else can I ask for? Thank you Vanessa!
Holy shit! Max win! That's a max win, bro! Toilet paper and baby wipes!
Very youthful.
Alright.
Too lazy from Devin.
Oh brother.
Hey there Lacey.
Devin again.
Is your blood type Pepsi?
This is gift number three.
Sea salt seaweed snacks.
You guys know the rules.
If you send snacks, I have to try it.
Now I'm going to be honest.
I like seaweed snacks, but I've never had sea salt.
Usually I'd go for the teriyaki flavor,
but since it's in PO, I'll try the sea salt.
Okay.
It's healthy eat it yo Devon not gonna lie W snack but next time just so you know I prefer
the teriyaki ones okay buddy? Okay. Thank you, go ahead.
Is this a cell phone also? Um, no.
Deliver to Lacey himself from Ally Will. This is from someone named Ally Will, okay?
What is this?
Bath and body works gentle and clean foaming hand soap?
hand soap? In football season body wash. Brother, another max win. I don't got to go shopping
or go to Target and get more body wash or soap. Thank you, Allie. Yes. Wait, what does
What does it smell like? Wait, is it open?
Oh, that smells good
She's saying you stink basically and then she's kek away
Yo, Ali, thank you so much for the soap in the body wash. I want to see like this stuff
I see my name like so far all the females have said things that I will actually use
and then like
Devon sends fucking seaweed plain seaweed
All right
From Mason.
It's really cool. It's really cool.
Hi Lacey, I've been watching your streams for a while now. I love that you started collecting cards.
I've collected cards for five years and I sent you a couple.
huge Steelers fan as well. We should go to a game together. This is so cool. This is sick.
That's so sick. A mini Steelers helmet? Come on, son! That's tough!
He sent me some cards. Oh my gosh.
Jacks and Dart rated rookie card?
Bucky Irving rookie card?
A Bonix rookie card?
Caleb Johnson, George Pickens rookie?
Jordan love rookie patch
Travis hunter rookie Pat fryer moot rookie. Oh my gosh
Yo Mason, thank you so much, bro. Holy W cards. Thank you Mason
Okay, this is from Ali as well
Whatever this is, smells phenomenal.
Fucking Rubik's Cube, how do I open this shit?
Oh my gosh, Ali, thank you.
A pumpkin carving bat.
Oh, smell this.
Oh my God.
Oh, we might have to get it out right now.
Hold it up, hold it up, hold it up, hold it up.
Oh
Aim it down maybe like fully at the ground
I know. Wait, maybe in the suitcase.
Check the suitcase.
You have to cut the wig.
Wait, she also sent a third soap.
Allie, genuinely thank you.
Useful stuff like that.
So I don't have to go to Target and get like soap and stuff.
Thank you, Allie. W. Allie in the chat room.
Hey, Devin, I was wrong about you, bro, the CV Tiddin'.
This says too lacy-wacy.
Wow, this light was fucking dead.
DOOOOOON!
I GOT A SPIDERMAN LEGOSETT!
Oh, it's a puzzle set.
Spider-man puzzle set?
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo, Spider-Man puzzle set, dude.
This is sick.
This is sick.
I didn't see.
Oh, there is a letter.
There is a letter.
There is a letter.
You can't end stream until you put together all puzzles from Liz.
Okay, 300, 300, 300, 500, okay.
Could definitely do that.
Ow, I burnt my finger.
Ow!
Bro, put the candle down dude.
Dude, I burnt my fucking finger.
Put it on his friends.
We lit the candle.
Okay.
I'll do that. Sure. Don't worry. I'll do that.
Thanks. Thank you so much for the puzzles.
Thank you so much for the puzzles.
Generally, you need more packages.
You're poor package.
Oh, fuck.
Not to like.
Grab me another.
Grab me another Devon, Devon's Devon's.
Grab me another piece of Devon's seaweed.
Giving someone a puzzle with ADHD.
Is he already open?
I don't have ADHD.
What is that?
Someone shipped me a piece of pizza.
Someone shit me a slice of pizza?
I'm gonna label all of it.
Now how do you eat from another night, though?
I don't know what someone said.
Who the fuck shit me a heart?
Who the, ew, I might touch this disgusting.
And there's three eating pieces of crust
and a slice of pizza.
Yo, take this shit back, that ass.
Yo, whoever sent me a slice of pizza,
you're actually just weird.
from this this ego from this ego
You know the rules, take a bite.
I'm not taking a bite of a month old pizza that they set with no wrapping in P.O.
You disgusting Saxo-Shield.
Oh no.
Holy shit.
What is this handwriting, bro?
It's the worst handwriting I've ever seen in my life.
Hi, Lacey.
Sorry, my handwriting is bad.
I have autism.
I mean, I mean, how am I supposed to know that, you know, stop saying L lazy.
How am I supposed to know that?
How am I supposed to know that?
How am I supposed to know that, bro?
I'll be honest, hey brother, for someone with autism, you have very good handwriting dude.
Hi Lacey, sorry if my handwriting is bad, I have autism.
I was wondering if you could shout out my YouTube channel, it's JoeMama5622.
I am currently at 9 subscribers.
I am also subbed to everyone in fancour, also cricks, and...
Okay.
Can we fortnite sometime?
I love Lacy.
Same with Jason and Adapt.
Fuck Ron!
What, we never...
My favorite streamer is you and Luke.
Here's a drawing of you and Luke.
Can you tell Ron?
Kidding, I say hi.
I also believe you should get a Fortnite skin.
Okay, thank you Joe Mama. What did you send? I hope your torn ACL gets better. Oh, his
names Luke. Okay, okay. Two Lacey from Luke. Wow, okay. Some cards.
and then there's a TJ Watt card in a bag all right thank you so much Luke shout out Luke
brother shout out Luke dude shout out Luke I'm gonna put these cards over here so I can
keep them safe, Luke. W Luke, W Luke. All right. This is to
Lacey's PO. I hope you're Luke, I hope. Um, I hope
I hope I hope I hope your autism gets better
Like and what I mean by that I don't mean that in like gets better I mean it
Like I
Hope I hope
I hope I hope it gets it gets it gets easier to to to you're great guns you're great gun
screw Frank I hope this helps from Chris a rechargeable neck fan yes
Rechargeable neck fan! That's what I'm talking about!
BANG!
Unfortunately, the air conditioning has been fixed.
But thank you so much for a rechargeable neck fan.
How does this even work?
You know what I mean?
Yo, brother, it's a neck fan.
You put it around your neck and it cools you down.
Holy shit.
Thank you so much, brother.
Thank you so much for this. Oh that's actually nuts. Yeah?
From Twitch? From Twitch for me? From Twitch? Or Nick Klotzka?
This is my streamer, you valetorian!
Oh my gosh, streamer university 2026 yearbook from tWitch.
To all the graduates, thanks for the streams, the chaos, and the moments, chat will never
let you live down.
Can't wait to see what you do next, especially you, Lacey.
Whoa!
The Dean!
admissions. Holy shit. It's fucking Dean Sanat. It's Dean Sanat. Am I on here? Look at all
of students, adapt agent. Where am I? Where am I? Club directors. I'm right there. That's
That's me!
The janitors, where's the students?
Students, is my picture hard? Is my picture hard? Where am I at? Where am I at?
What are you doing?
Lacey, stand up for yourself.
Are we serious?
Did they put stand up for yourself?
Under my name
You said that when did I say that a tree were you when did I say stand up for yourself?
Shout out switch for your brother shout out switch for you
to Lacey from Layla.
Enjoy your gift from Layla.
Oh my gosh, Layla with another Spider-Man pop toy.
W Layla. W Layla.
We got another Spider-Man pop toy.
Look at my collection of pop toys from PO over there.
another pop-twin out of the collection W. Layla brah. Thank you Layla. Alright we got
two Lacey from Curiosity Monkey.
Instead of a troll gift, I thought I would actually get you something useful this time.
Hope this helps with knee recovery tubby.
a heating, massaging knee brace.
Come on, though.
Hold on, curiosity.
That's kind of tough.
So I put it on my knee and it heats and massages it.
So I can do icing, heating, and massaging.
First off, don't call me tubby.
Names Lacey or King.
But thank you for the knee brace, brother. Thank you. I actually appreciate that a lot.
Okay. This is from Sanctum.
It says fragile.
It says fragile on it.
Mother, y'all gotta stop sending me Reddit and P.O., dude.
Wolverine and backwater.
there's an entire note. It's not a self-ordered, bro.
What a picture of him and a girl.
Wanted to personally reach out and say,
I hope you're doing well.
Your recovery goes smooth as possible.
My fiance and I wanted to send you a Wolverine stack from our
business for you to check out.
Just to give you a simple breakdown,
the Wolverine stack combines BPC and TB 500,
which are commonly researched for their potential roles
in supporting tissue repair, healing,
and overall recovery after surgery.
Okay.
Thank you, Sanctum.
Appreciate you, thank you.
Shit.
Do I take, do I start blasting Wolverine?
Maybe I'll be fucking running
a week? Is that how that works? Am I going to fucking like turn into a fucking superhuman?
Do not inject that. Get them tested first. Yeah, I don't know if I, if I trust injecting
anything that's sent in P.O., but hey, appreciate you, brother. Appreciate you, man. Thank you,
Okay, there's still so much. Okay
What is this?
World's Sourest Candy 104 Grams Extreme Sour Candy Challenge.
Do I try this?
It's a sour candy challenge.
There's a warning for extreme sour on the thing.
Do you ever have a word?
Yeah.
Those are really sour like the yellow ones.
You can get sour in a minute.
In my mouth I've already like.
Mine too.
You want one?
Come on you got two.
You guys have to do one too though.
Do you bite it or do you suck it?
You definitely, it's hard, it's really hard.
But it's like also gum that really bad
Oh that's sour
really sour
ready
You actually have to eat it though. Wait, let's do some research. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, you can
It's like some hot chip shit
Ben eats oh my god, I'll get sour charred. It's like a visual wave
Oh sour
Oh
It's a pop one into your mouth and try not to make a face or spit it out for 10 seconds
It's an intense extreme sour coating that lasts for 20 seconds
Oh
Ready?
Are you biting or suck?
I'm already making a face.
Ooh, sour.
Okay.
Ooh.
Did you bite yours?
No.
That good once you get off the sourness off is pretty good. What is in the middle?
It's just like there's something in the middle
Mike's foaming
Mine's foaming
Like a phone came out of mine
because you had half one, you had like one that was cut in half, right?
Oh yeah, mine was cut in half, actually.
Fuck, why'd you give me a half one?
I didn't know.
I love you don't want another one, it's stuck in my teeth.
Wait, why does it say on 104 grams?
Oh, sugar?
Wait, bro, don't tell me you made me take an edible, bro.
No, I'm serious.
Come on, bro.
Wait.
Come on, bro.
Wait, where was it?
Why did you make me take an edible, dude?
No, I don't think it's an edible.
Nice, bro.
Nice.
I'll be fucking tried and I'm gonna want to kill myself.
Nice, bro.
I've seen a bag.
No, I'm trying to find the pack.
Right there.
No, it came in a package.
Coming in?
No, it came from, it's definitely an Amazon box.
Look, 104 grams.
Ham made British, what's it called?
What's it called?
104 grams.
Sugar maybe?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
Fuck, fuck.
Okay.
This is from Benjamin.
This is one of the shirts from my clothing brand.
I got you black because you always were black.
I gave you a medium.
Why would you give, like, why on earth
would you send me a medium?
Appreciate you, bro.
Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for the shirt. Thank you for the shirt
From a booed new benign
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What is this?
What is this?
Like a hacky sack or something?
Okay.
Thank you for the shirt.
Oh, it's for Palestine.
Hey, y'all know I'm fully support Palestine. I just don't what it I'm just I don't know about the shirt, bro.
I don't know.
What's that? What is like?
You know what I mean?
The eyes the shape of Palestine. Oh
Thank you, bro, appreciate you. What is the hacky stack represent? What does that mean? What is a hacky stack mean?
Okay to Lacey the fatty yo, yo, yo do not send me P. Oh with the name of Lacey
I see the fatty, bro.
You were funnier when you were fatter, so eat up, fatty.
I'm not complaining.
I'm not complaining.
You guys know the rules.
Gotta try the food that gets sent in PO.
Hey, how do you open it?
Is this from Snowy?
No, it just said, it's just-
Oh my god, it's not gonna be crazy if you move out of here.
Don't you worry about the sun.
Oh my god, it's just a bunch of fucking fruit snacks.
Thank you, bro, it's a welch's fruit snacks loot box. Thank you ever sent that
I
Mean it's just welches
What
Thank you any more package you
Like what did you just put as my name?
feel better soon we love you lacy okay hey thank you for the shirt thank you
for the shirt bro totally thank you for the shirt brother thank you Peter W
Peter that W Peter thank you for the shirt
Another person who put two Nicholas Foscoes.
Alright.
Please do more Movie Nights on Patreon, you can use these for your popcorn from Jeremiah.
What is this?
Oh!
It's a whole collection of popcorn seasoning!
Bro, we gotta get popcorn!
White cheddar!
Kettle corn!
Nacho cheddar!
Buttering!
Garlic parm?
Ranch, Salted Caramel, Cheesy Alepino, oh shit, oh shit, that's good for all the
Patreon movie nights, bro!
There's no letters.
Wait, yes there is.
Maybe you can turn this into a stream segment
after your intro read one positive affirmation a day from Brianna.
See and then there's just like a nice sweet girl named Brianna who sends me a fucking positive affirmation book
Like this is what I mean, bro
Positive puppy it's a positive puppy jar. All right chat. Let me read one affirmation about myself
Radiate your own light in the world will follow you
Except that you are fat, huh?
What is this?
It says fragile all over it.
Sue Lacey from Vinnie.
Lacey, you can read on stream if you want.
This is a one of one comic cover concept I made for you and Marlene.
I've sent one of these to every member in court.
I'm definitely not a professional artist but wanted to create something personal that
captured moments and references for each of you.
Hope you enjoy them, maybe hang them up if you'd like.
I sent him the Marlin, but he hasn't done P.O. in a while.
Hope you like them from Camry.
Oh, he sent one for me and one for Marlin.
No, I think he sent one to Marlin.
No, he's, he's, yeah, because Marlin, Marlin wouldn't open his P.O., so he sent me Marlins.
So this is Marlin's Marlin core comics number one.
And then she sent this for me.
And it's Lacey with my chat.
Lacey DoorDash, one largest seafood boy,
a one 10,000 calorie challenge,
one childhood snack muck bag.
Wow.
Thank you, Cameron.
This is actually sick.
This is so cool.
It's framed in everything.
Yo, this is so tough.
And the title of the stream is sneaking into a $10,000 food vault.
Yo, do you guys think all I do is eat?
Thank you Cameron.
Actually, thank you bro.
I appreciate you a lot.
Thank you.
I know it's sick.
It's actually like really cool. Yeah
To Cocoa
Fuck you mean to Cocoa this is my PO box. It's not Cocoa's PO box
This is for Cocoa from a viewer
I'm sure Coco will love this bro. I'm sure Coco will love this. Thank you. I'll throw
back there with her toys. Thank you. Next up, from Devin.
What's good, Mr. Patreon? Got something to help with your addiction.
P.S. Jay versus Gay from Devin.
I can't stop eating book.
How to break free from the cycle of binging.
And it's an entire 100 and 98 page book on how to stop eating.
Read it. I'm read a page out loud.
All right, I'll read a page out loud y'all.
What page? What page? What page?
Page one. Let's start by getting one thing straight. Everybody overeats. If you look it
up in the dictionary, overeating simply means to eat too much. How are we supposed to know
what too much is? Some people think they've eaten too much if they're feeling uncomfortably
full. Others decide they've eaten too much if they have exceeded a certain number
of calories if their weight is going up I'm not reading this fucking book bro I'm
not reading the book on how to stop eating not reading that shit I don't
need that
Does that not feel?
Oh my gosh
Someone went to disneyland
And got imprinted out the picture of me and alissa
On the on the Jurassic world ride and sent it to me and p.o
Wait, that is sick. It's a little creepy, but that's sick.
Look, August 22nd from the Caretaker series. That's me and Alyssa on the back right there
of Russell recording. Okay, that's cool. Here you go. Two Lacey L. Oh my god. This is the
best thing I've ever gotten in PO. This is the coolest thing I have ever gotten in
PO. It's a family-sized box of rice
Christmas piece dude oh my gosh you guys know the rules if you get food you
have to try it in p.l. oh my god get one of them get one of them down here
Oh my god! You dropped the note?
Hey!
What's going on?
It's not it.
Clicks in the chat.
You're so fucking big, bro, like I can't stand it.
I remember when you were locked in, what happened?
I'm disappointed, fat and fit to just fat.
Glicks.
Do you realize how disrespectful it is
if someone sends me a snack in PL locks and I don't open it?
to Lacey from Caden
I don't know.
You brother, there's like hair sticking to things.
Hold on!
Hold on.
It's kind of cool.
He drew all the pictures of me I took.
Hi, Lacey.
My name's Caden.
I'm a big fan.
I made this drawing for you.
Sorry the fold marks.
I had to fold it to send out right now.
You just got surgery.
Hope you heal well.
I know it's a big aspect.
You put this on your wall.
It'll mean the world.
Yes.
I'll put this on my PO wall.
Caden, thank you, bro.
I said, uh, a custom drawn Lacey controller.
Look at that.
And the binds are L A C Y on the controller.
That's sick.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
WKD.
All right.
You put this over there so we can put them at the old wall.
Well, we could figure it out, cut it, maybe.
Please open on-screen.
This gift is for the entire courthouse, hoping you can hang it somewhere around the house
to show it off to the boys.
I love your group, you're all so funny.
Congrats on the new house and almost hitting a million.
From Mackenzie.
But it's like four months too late. Congrats on the new house and almost hitting a million
What is this chat
Oh my god, we got to get a flagpole in the backyard, it's a ginormous core flag.
Well, that would be sick
You know the wall wait a minute. Why do I not mind that?
No, no without the stuff
Without this in that like without the apple in the core
We actually got to get a flagpole and hang that in the backyard.
Thank you, Mackenzie.
Thank you.
There was a strange sign there.
Two sunion.
What do you mean two sunion?
from Faye. Lacey and Drew from Faye. Son, it's your birthday. What's up, bro? No and
have learned streaming requires some good fuel. Wanted to bless you and Drew. By the
way, tell Drew W reach for me. No ad just W for reach. He changed the game for me.
I hope you guys are good from Faye.
Alright, helping you reach.
Holy Goop.
Why are you making a face?
Gotta try them.
You don't like sour gummy worms?
You don't like sour gummy worms.
Nah, no you don't like them.
I'll keep them safe.
I'll keep them safe.
I'll keep them safe.
I mean, you know the rules, so I'll try one.
I gotta just try one.
But I don't like sour gummy worms.
Why does everybody feed you like you're a zoo animal?
Oh my God, so good.
I've never been a gummy worm kind of guy.
Not for me, bro.
Not for me, bro.
Thank you, Faye. Thank you, brother.
What is this big-ass box?
Hey, Lacey, I've been following your streaming journey since the very first day of your Dallas apartment.
Wanted to give you something very thoughtful.
From Lacey Clipping Zero in the Com.
I love squish mellows. I love squish mellows. That's how I think it is. I see red and black.
I see red and black.
A Spider-Man Venom Squishmallow.
That is Sota.
I don't even know the main Spider-Man Venom Squishmallows.
Now that is some good loot.
That is some good loot.
Hey, Lacy Clipping Zero, thank you for the Squishmallow.
We're out waiting to put on a couch with all the pillows.
God damn.
a lot of good gifts today bro.
This is two Lacey's messed up knee.
Please from the love of God,
wrap this whole thing around your knee next time
you do physical activity after surgery.
The red has made your bones as brittle as a piece of wood infested with termites.
That's why you tore your ACL.
It doesn't even make sense.
ACL is not a bone.
Fares?
That doesn't even make sense.
ACL is not a bone.
How would redda weaken my bones?
So then, so I tore my ACL bone, and he just sent me a fucking big-ass thing of bubble wrap.
Use it. I'm not wrapping my knee in bubble wrap, son!
What are y'all talking about?
Next up is two Darla and Lacey.
Congratulations on your new apartment.
Here is some decor as a housewarming gift from that grilly tape.
it's not for easy
okay
I'm going to remind you like a chocolate bar take thank you so much W. Tate Tate I
appreciate this thank you I'll make sure Darla puts that up in her in the
I'm not even lying, swear to God, swear to God I will put that over there on that side.
Um, it literally just says too lacy.
This has got to be promo chat.
Oh, 1948 hashtag free Palestine wait, that's tough.
Is this a brand or does someone like print this out.
included too. Wait, there's a bunch of other stuff. These are sweatpants. Oh, they're
shorts. What does it say?
The
I'm
I don't know what that says.
I don't know what that says.
What does that say?
in Allah's hands. Oh, okay. Wait, I like these shorts. They're like, they're like sort of
sweatpants, but they're shorts. That means in God's hands. Okay. This is tough. Oh, God,
Wait, this is tough.
Wait, this is so tough.
Wait, this is actually tough.
It fits perfect too.
Wait, I like this.
I actually like this.
It's clean, it's not too small at all, what are you saying?
It's a perfect fit.
I like this.
From Ugly World on TikTok.
Is this a TikTok shot?
Dear Lacey, your pain pill prescription is running late.
We offer this pillow to you as an apology from your doctor.
What the fuck is this?
This is a Perk 30 pillow!
It's a Perk pillow!
I got a Perk pillow!
It's an oxy. Put it on a pillow couch. To Nick Lacey himself.
But grace doth dwell within a man who knows the love his heart desires, and freely shows
no shame shall dim the radiance of his soul.
love once true, doth make the spirit whole from Ding Dong.
are weird human dingdong like
here's the weird human what what the fuck is this
what even is this bro
is these one of those trim butt sh like the gym butt shapers
that you put on when you go to the gym so it shapes your butt
I'm not putting it on I'm not putting on
This is gonna be a oh
It's disrespectful if you don't
Put it on, or I'm unsubscribed!
Are you going to unsupair it?
Wait, can you move out of that somewhere?
I'm going to put it on the screen.
Brother, these don't even fit!
Brother, these don't even fit!
It's for compression?
For what though?
What are you compressing?
Wait, what are you sending me?
What are you sending me what are you sending me I'm keep them on you guys
I don't mean to just keep these on the whole PO.
Yes, all right, fine, bro.
I'll keep them on the whole PO.
Ding Dong wore them first, I guess.
So he's gonna need Ding Dong wore these
and then send them to me.
To Nicholas Fosco.
So, are you talking about your watches in a clip?
Hope you can use this.
Can we get an updated watch collection tour?
Joshua
Bro like these pants are just straight up uncomfortable dude
What is this
Thank you in my locks box I can give a tour of it
I'm going to give you a little watch tour real quick.
I don't have a lot.
Is this just a watch box?
Whoa.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Cool little watch box.
I don't know if it's better than my current watch box though.
Let me show you all my current watch box
and I'll let you guys decide which one's better.
I think my current one's better.
I'm gonna be honest.
This is a travel one?
Yeah, but I don't even travel with my watches.
I literally keep them in my safety deposit box at my bank.
I'm just getting my watches right now how is that what bank oh may find yo buddy
you're not gonna break into a bank this is my current watch box check
I feel like this is nice though is the one you say you call the watch box is pretty cool
But I feel like this watch box is nicer. No
Is this one not not nicer
All right, so here's my watch collection
Starting off I got this one this one is just one that I saw that I like to look up. It's not like rare
but it's just like it's this right here and then if you hold it down look it's like the
snake in it like moves then I have this this is the Bruce Wayne Rolex Bruce Wayne Rolex
Then I have, this is just like a clean one, a very clean AP, then I have, this is my newest
one I got it's a Richard Milley Richard Milley then I have this AP Scammer
I got a fake Richard Millie.
This is the one I wear the most I'd say actually.
I don't really wear any of her.
I literally keep them in my safety deposit 99.9% of the time.
But I'd say my favorite one is either the obviously the Skelly or this one.
This one's really nice.
Now it's tough.
Where's the tongue tongue tongue watch?
I think you're right.
I'm putting a tongue tongue tongue watch.
I can't get this in here now.
What's the point if you don't wear them?
I mean, just investments.
Where's the Cartier?
I got rid of the Cartier.
Put you away back.
All right.
to Nick Fosco. Yo, are we almost done? Okay, we're actually almost done, Texas. It's probably
been the longest P.O. opening yet. Ow! Oh my God! 30-pack movie theater butter popcorn!
Wait, there's no no!
Pop secret microwave.
Oh, for Nick Fosco.
Oh, I ordered this.
Oh, that's not even P.O.
Yeah, that's not even P.O.
I ordered that.
Okay.
Forgot I ordered that.
There you go.
Okay, I forgot I ordered that.
There you go.
Don't open it yet.
Oh, not yet.
Let's go.
Oh, no, it's just got to go in.
Yaspabaradoris.
Hey, they used to be heard here from Pennsylvania.
We'd love to have you out for a game once you're recovered from your friends at Penn State.
What?
Wait, that's sick!
Wait, that's sick!
No way I just got a package from the Penn State and they sent me a custom lacy jersey!
Wait, this is tough!
Stick to
Yo
Penn State sent me a personalized jersey with the invitation. Can you do that after it's really loud?
I know it's loud. It's insanely loud. I don't know it's loud.
Yo, this is sick!
Put it on.
Wait, this is actually so sick.
No way they invited me to a game.
Wait, does that mean I can stream a game at Penn State?
Yes, sir!
Hey, as soon as I'm eligible, you best believe I'm coming to Penn State and I'm playing
Football too! Got Lacey on my back, son!
Yes! Wait, that's actually cool, bro.
Because I'm from Pennsylvania.
And Penn State literally stitched me a custom Lacey jersey?
That's so tough.
That's so cool.
What is this?
Welcome to the family.
I'm an 18-year-old that's building this brand.
This is my first ever drop called the Archived Jorts.
You are currently one of two people in the world to own them.
I wanted to thank you for the opportunity.
Feel free to let us know how you feel about this piece.
It's a zipper with no zipper, son.
I don't, I like these.
I actually like these.
Records after records.
Wait, I actually like these.
Only thing I would, yeah, is the pockets.
I don't know if I like the pockets,
but I actually do like these.
Thank you.
Little archive piece.
Got an archive piece, chat to archive.
Jonas Penn Station is so cool.
A little note here.
To Lacey from Sophie.
Yo Lacey, you're the goat.
Deadass changed my life, been here since the clicks days.
Hope you love the gift.
I didn't want to be troll
cause I know you've been going through a lot,
especially with this chat bullying you,
but you always know how to put your foot down
and let them know who the boss is.
Tell CORE and Drew I love them
and want and you the most.
And also you, Mog Marlin.
I hope you get to read this.
If you have the chance, please call me.
If not, it's cool, much love.
Keep doing what you're doing.
Another letter here, yo Ron, love you bro, been watching you for three years now, saw
you go up again when you fell off, you are the goat bro, can you pay for my college tuition?
wrong PO there a little bit, A. Wrong PO there, but A,
appreciate the Luca, the Luca pop, the Luca pop.
I think I have two of these Luca pops now.
Thank you, Sophie.
W. Sophie, thank you for the Luca pop.
Thank you.
Put it, I'll put it with the collection of pops.
All right, this is from Topia in Canada.
Well, okay, pretty nice, Jorts, how did y'all, I feel like people in PO know that I like
Jorts.
I've always get a lot of Jorts in PO.
But thank you, I'm right.
This is from Lucy.
Drill from Lucy.
What's that?
They're belts.
You don't have any belts?
I literally don't have belts, so I mean...
This one has like...
This one has like chains on it and shit?
No more crack attacks.
This one's actually kinda cool.
It's got like flowers and stuff
Studded belt, okay, I mean I'm gonna be honest. I don't even own a single belt
Actually, I do own a Valenciaga belt that you got me, but I don't think I've ever worn a belt
But hey, fuck it. Thank you for the belts. I'll definitely put those in my closet
Oh my god, we're almost done chat
A lot of fucking packages this time around.
Enjoy your gift.
This is from Jackson2118723 in the Twitter call.
From Vietnam.
Jason?
Yo!
The Media Mall Pop!
Oh my god.
Yo!
Lameen Yamal Pop!
Oh my god, y'all are gonna have so many fucking Fonkelpops!
Lameen Yamal Fonkelpop!
I'm gonna have the craziest Fonkelpop collection of all time.
Okay, this is too lacy from Vanessa.
Ooh, little cactus wrap.
Not a bad shout.
You kind of look like a funko pop with that head shape.
And if I came to your house, grabbed you by your throat, lifted you up in the air and said,
Judgment Day, I'd be the bad guy, right?
Hi, Lacey.
My name is Vanessa.
I started watching you before Schumer University.
My sister showed me who you and the Corboys are ever since then.
I haven't stopped watching.
I hope your recovery is going well, and I hope one day I get to meet you guys.
I made you a phone case, a couple popsockets, and a card holder.
The phone cases are non-mag safe, so I sent the sticker thing to be able to use the mag
safe one.
Okay?
Also, as a heads up, you're not a fat fuck.
Also just a heads up, you're not a fat fuck.
You could have just said, you could have just said like, oh, by the way, you look
good, you're not fat.
You don't have to say you're not a fat fuck.
Fuck what the haters say.
I sent you wipes since you're always talking about shitting earlier, and I sent you toilet
paper as well.
Okay.
Oh dude.
Oh dude.
Wait!
A custom dubs card holder
in a custom dubs phone case.
Bro, this is actually sick.
Wait, this is so cool.
Yo!
Oh my gosh.
In two custom thug popsockies, is it a code?
And a Spider-Man popsocket.
wait these are so cool thank you
that's actually sick i gotta keep these which are actually i'll put on back here
wait those are so sick this phone case is so nice what the fuck all right this is from dream
big printables for Lacey and Darla.
Written in the stars, the stars were quietly watching as time stood still above.
They marked a moment shining bright, this memory made with love.
The stars remind us every night that moments never fade.
They live within the skies above and in the lives we've made.
What is this?
Thank you, I'll confuse what it is.
I know it's a song, but it says me and Darla's name at the bottom and the day we started dating.
It's supposed to go in a picture for you. Okay. Okay. I mean, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
All right from Rebecca
Hurry up and open it faster. Yo, I'm I feel like I've been opening stuff very fast, bro
out. Oh, it's Rebecca from the Twitter com. This is cool. She always posts the pictures
of stuff she like makes. That's so cool. Thank you Rebecca. We put that on the couch. Yeah,
she makes them. She also made it looks like a little hat with like a little bow on top.
Wait, it's a tap cap.
Oh, I don't think this is a hat.
This is a bag.
Thank you, Rebecca.
Love you, Rebecca. Appreciate you. Thank you so much.
Oh, it's from Inhumane.
They sent me the cool shirts last time.
I actually like their shirts, bro.
Like,
this is actually dope.
Spider-Man shirt?
What is this one?
Oh my God, another Spider-Man shirt.
Grown man wanting to wear Spider-Man on his shirt.
Name five Spider-Man villains, LARPER.
Easy. Green Goblin, Venom, Doc Ock, Dr. Connors. How is that LARP? How is that LARP? How is that LARP?
They're all splatter measures. Dr. Connors? Yeah, he turns into the lizard. He turns into the lizard.
Lizard. Dr. Connors is a villain. He turns into the lizard. That's facts. What is this
one? You couldn't name a fifth? Oh, okay. Sandman. You got, I don't, I think his name's
Electro the dude that has the electric pulses. Okay. I mean, thank you, bro. Thank you
for all these shirts. Very cool shirts. Very cool shirts. Appreciate that. Next
What's up, we have from Jason the Veen Jason the Veen?
Fuck is this?
Are you sure this is Piotra?
No.
It's from an insurance company.
Is it to your name?
Is it safe for Nicholas Fosco?
No, it's a leapsy.
Is it yours?
I don't know if it's up to you.
Is it your insurance company?
I've never heard of Foremost Insurance Company.
What is this?
It's a lot of carbs.
It's like a ton of carbs.
Oh, there's a letter. Oh my gosh.
Oh, wow.
Hey, Lacey, I just want...
Hey, Lacey, I just watched you open the Top Scrum update and was wondering if you would send me some of those cards you don't want, or maybe all of them.
Can you sign this picture and send it back?
You printed out 15 different pictures of me and laminated them.
Okay.
And there's also one of Ron.
Why is there so many cards?
And there's now one of Adapt as well.
And there's a TikTok screenshot. Lacey admits to view-bottying, okay?
And there's another one of Adapt.
And the other is one of Marlin.
And also one of Silky.
And one of Rug holding up a FaZe ring.
And another one of Rug.
Oh, and don't forget one more of me and he sent like a hundred stickers and I'm not kidding, like a hundred and fifty cards.
I don't know what these are.
They're like old NBA cards, like really old NBA cards, like there's a Brian Grant card.
Burrell. Charles Oakley. Oh, there's also another box. And this is like duct tape to
the max.
There ought to be something good in there.
Where's the knife? Did this guy just like send me all of his scrap cards? He sent
me a worn hat with hairs in it. A drake hat, okay? Oh, and he sent me another package.
Let me guess, more cards.
This is a Michael Irvingard, alright?
He's cleaned out his room and sent it to you.
Yo!
Alright, listen, thank you bro, I appreciate all the base cards.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
No, they sent me.
They sent me another blanket.
So chat, there's this blanket brand that I like and I DM them and told them I like their blankets,
and they just started sending me blankets for free, bro.
I'm sure there's some girls in the chat who know this brand.
It's called Lola Blankets.
Dude, when I tell you, these are the softest shit of all.
Feel it, I'm not gonna feel it.
Whoa!
Brother!
Hey, Lola Blankets, set the border.
I'm not sending you shit, buddy.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Oh, they sent me a big ass one!
Oh my gosh, it's so soft dude. I'm not going to lie. I think it's my room. Wait, can you put this on the couch so I can put it in my room, Jer?
Is that it? Is that everything?
No, it's too big.
Two big packages now?
This, this you've ordered it, but I don't know what it is.
I know what it is.
But like if you order it, probably like six months ago.
I ordered this?
Yeah.
I don't know where we're going to put them, but it might only be one, Bob.
It should be three.
What?
Oh, it's rugs!
Is it rugs?
Yeah.
I don't know where we got it.
I don't know what I got either.
It's not a case or three, Scott.
I think it's three.
Maybe not.
I don't think I ordered this, did you pull it off?
You did, I mean, you definitely did.
Come on, you're using muscles.
Dude! Just rip it!
Right. There you are.
I actually don't know, I don't know what this is going to be.
What is this?
Oh, I know what it is.
What is it?
I like it.
It's like a little weird texture on the tape here.
It's making my hands wet.
Yeah, get your guesses in.
What do you guys think it'll be?
It's a rug.
It's a big rug, too.
Oh my gosh!
It's a rug of my favorite Drake song!
No!
It's huge!
Take care of the ride!
favorite Drake song. Where the fuck am I gonna put this?
Where are you?
What?
I just put it in my bedroom, maybe.
What the fuck is the food in here now?
Wait, that's sick. That's so cool. That's gotta be top five D1 of all time.
like you get that this is actually heavy it's heavy it's heavy it says fragile
glass on the last package glass you hear it okay it has fucking zip ties so much
I
Want to be honest these last two packages are kind of crazy
No idea that last one though like that was a Drake run
I'm just saying this has got to be crazy. Oh, it's fragile. It's lasting. She
Grab me something trust them. It says it all it says is a street
our street or King Street in
Australia
It's from Australia.
But it's private for everyone to come.
I mean, how am I even going to open this?
Well, it's not for opening.
That would suck.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
The packaging says Nick Fosco all over it.
I really only find it.
It says it once?
No, it doesn't.
It says it everywhere.
Nick Fosco.
Nick Fosco.
Lacey.
Lacy, Lacy.
There's two boxes.
No, I think you lifted up the top of it, you know?
Is it not like a shoebox that you want help?
No, I don't want to grab it.
What is this?
I feel like I'm open to some insane shit right now.
Richard, the comic is with newspaper?
Yeah, it's with me and a newspaper.
Hey there, Lacey. Hoping this will bring you memories of joy. I give this to you.
Made by juice. Made by juice.
Made by jobs.
In Australia.
I don't know what to do.
It's fine, one side's good at least.
It's fine, the face part broke.
Wait, the face broke?
Oh my god, what is that?
The face broke.
Dude, it says thugs on it.
It's a picture of me, picture of thugs, me and Milo down there, me and Luke over here,
from the sub-a-thon over here.
Just quotes up here.
Quotes that I've said up here.
It says Ron Silky Rage Rug Adaptation Case on a Jason.
My birthday.
Hey, I got a question.
100,000 subs.
It's a lampshade?
Put this over there?
Set it down somewhere?
Oh, there's the broken pieces.
It's only one little side.
What is this?
Oh, this was a cover
keep it from breaking. It didn't work very well.
That would have been so cool.
I mean, technically, you want to still try to set it up?
Yeah, do it.
Did you ship a lightbulb or do we need a buyer?
Hold on, I think there's a lightbulb right here and most of it.
Yeah, they're bulbs and spares.
Right here.
Lots of gray gift.
Thank you.
I can't tell if this says Jews, Jaws or Jamie.
My dead ass can't tell.
I think it says Jews.
Well, let me rip the number off and you guys can tell me what it says because I want to
leak their phone number.
Can I not see Jews?
Try to rip this one off, it's falling apart.
Can not say Jews
From Jane is that not a W in the middle
Jane thank you so much for the land that was like very cool. It's probably the most
meaningful like art piece of art I've ever gotten in PO so thank you holy shit
thank you Christina and Amber with the 600 viewer raid thank you Christina and
Amber thank you guys for the raid W. Christina and Amber yeah that's what I
was talking about during streamer awards when I told you guys that's who I
like those are the two I talked to them like a lot at at New York Fashion Week.
Oh, that's so cool!
lamp on the floor is...
so I want to lamp on the floor is it gonna like blow up or some shit?
Oh, I got into the outro.
Alright guys, that is the end of the PO box opening.
That was by far our biggest PO box opening ever
We had like 70 packages. You guys went absolutely crazy if you want to be involved in the next video in the next PO stream
The PO box address is in the description. Make sure to go send me stuff. You can send stuff from the mail
Or you can send it directly from Amazon
So yeah, I hope you guys liked make sure to have a like comment and subscribe
And I'll see you in the next one
W YouTube video not the lie. I'ma take a nap. Let me know
Let you know what
Let you know what
Let you know what
Classic
What is he? Big, big, big tires.
Oh, hi.
No, don't send letters, bro.
Let me see.
Don't send fucking letters, dude.
I'm going to be honest, I think I've got to open the letters off camera, like off
stream kind of vibe.
Off camera opening.
Because there's like another 100 letters.
There's always stuff in them though, but like.
Bro, there's like another 100 letters.
Here, this one has stuff in it.
God, we opened this one.
So, Squashies, let me get to a thousand followers from Anthony, all right?
Maybe some fucking candy in there.
This one feels like it's gonna be some cards maybe.
Ooh, some Pokemon cards, very nice.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Is it bad if I want to try these squashes?
I'm not going to lie.
They're open.
Yo, this sucks.
They're open.
No.
Someone said these squashes, but if you look very closely, they're ripped right here.
And there's like a very, very small insert right here into the squashes bag.
Like, look, I can stick my finger in the bag.
Is someone trying to fucking kill me, bro?
It could have just ripped in shipping.
Where do you all want to flip the app?
What?
Left side table, maybe?
What?
Yo, I can't stop eating, bro.
Left side table?
I'm not putting the eating book. What is this in my phone? What is this? No way Lacey
wasn't capping. About what?
You're too crazy as fuck!
What?
You're too crazy as fuck!
I want to see you, Maxi!
I want to see you, Maxi!
Oh, my whole face.
Come on!
You're too crazy as fuck!
What?
W33 percent, bro.
W33 percent, bro.
Now the question is, do I practice Fortnite on controller for tomorrow?
Oh, Pactraw, Pactraw, Pactraw.
Ooh, Pactraw.
Pactraw segment?
Not a bad shot at all.
Actually, not a bad shot at all.
Not a bad shot at all there.
Left side gold.
fuck it mods go 18 plus mods go 18 plus go 18 plus mods do it fuck it
marlin is not gonna make it back in time for the tournament what do you
What do you mean he's not going to make it back in time?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
It means he's not going to make it back in time from where?
Like, obviously I know what that means,
What that means, but I mean from where?
He's lost.
I know he's in the UK.
I, I, I, I, I can move on, I can move on.
Like I know he's in the UK, bro.
I know.
All right, chat.
Y'all ready?
Y'all ready?
Y'all ready?
Time is game time.
Chat is game time.
It's game time, bro.
It's fucking game time, man.
Are we on 18 plus?
We are okay.
Are you all ready, are you all ready, are you all ready, are you all ready.
I'm telling you all right now, tonight, tonight, tonight is going to be a different story.
is going to be a different story.
The last time, whatever, bro, whatever.
Did it fuck us a little bit?
Fucked us a little bit.
But tonight, we are coming up huge.
We're winning, and I'm tipping out to the chat.
I'm tipping y'all, bro.
We're going to come up so crazy tonight
that I'm going to tip y'all.
Facts!
So if you haven't, make sure to go to PagDraw
and sign up using code LACY so you can get tipped
at the end of the night, okay?
if you have not gotten tipped or if you are not signed up using my code, I cannot tip you.
Unfortunately, it will not go through. So make sure you sign up using my code if you do want to get
tipped. All right. Go for watches. What do you mean go for watches?
Just do watch packs.
So you want me to do a 2v2 watch pack battle?
I'm gonna be honest
No, son. No, you guys already know I'm coming out the gates hot. I'm coming out the gates fucking hot, bro
I'm coming out the fucking gates hot
Straight to it straight to it
Price hide-and-low. No, let me get newest. What are the new ones trophy room?
Oh my god, you can get crazy cards, Rolex, 11K pack!
Bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Chad, you know what I feel like tonight's going to be?
I feel like it's going to be one of those nights where we go on a fucking heater and
And I'm just on this for like two hours and then I tip out like five bands to the chat. Oh my god
I could feel it. Oh my god. I can feel it. It's gonna start off right here. I
Could dead ass feel it
And I'm gonna be checking chat logs too
I'll be checking chat logs for all the people saying left side gold all the people being positive. I'll be checking
Don't worry. I'm gonna be checking because I know some of you little negative Nancy's you aren't gonna tip son
You aren't gonna tip son simple as that simple as that, bro
47 packs shy keep it at 50 maybe I feel like 50s like pretty solid
All these are getting big now
What are you gonna big now
Ferrari pack what's an all-in pack? Oh these shit
I'm doing 10k first battle fuck it fuck it we ball fuck it we ball
Here we go 10k first battle
10k first battle, please be a left side gold and you know you know what you know what you know what's do for a chat
You know what's gonna make this even better watch this shit watch this
Watch this shit.
Run it.
Run it.
Where is it?
Wait.
Where is it?
No, I what's it? What's it? Here it is
Spam up that left side goal!
Chad if y'all wanna get tipped, make sure you sign up using code LACI
Maggie
I
I'm telling you what you get.
What you get?
So it's the same as I'm plotting every chance that I get.
And I'm at a crib, I must be on a dinner here.
You're jumping out of body, but it's scary for me.
Cut, go!
All she wanted was Japanese food.
What?
And she wanted an ice man to sleep here.
I can't sleep without a fucking heater here.
Let's go, baby, daddy.
Please, please, please, please, please.
You OK?
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
I told y'all we're starting up, huh?
I told y'all!
It's a heater type of night!
Oh my God, oh my God, okay, okay, okay,
okay, that's so good to start.
As long as we don't get fucked,
as long as I don't get fucked in my little ass, bro.
Oh my gosh.
You haven't won yet?
It doesn't matter, bruh, it's a really good start.
Please, please!
No!
Do it just fine!
Fuck!
What is that?
What is that?
Nice!
What is that? What is that? What is that? Nice! I don't know what that is, but fuck it!
He takes off her dress now!
All right Chad, this might seem very good right now, but it's very bad.
It's very bad.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
STAY!
No music till we get a gold.
Music's on time out.
Music is on time out until I see a right side gold pop.
I don't go fuck.
Until I see a right side gold pop, music is officially on time out.
Officially on time out, brother.
Can I get one gold, bro?
Can I get one simple gold?
Is it that much, can't be honest.
Is it that much to ask for?
One right side gold.
That's it.
I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm in silence until it happens.
I'll be honest until I see a right side gold.
I'm not even talking.
I'm here for business.
I'm here for straight business.
I'm not even going to talk.
My mouth's not going to open until I see a right side gold.
And now watch this.
I
What is this fucking bullshit?
What the fuck is that bullshit?
So do.
It's so do it's so do it's so do
I've never seen a right side gold so do in my life
Never seen it like this
I've never seen it this due chat.
Okay.
Okay, we'll 7.5 K chat run it yes or no
channel you guys understand like like do you guys understand how close that was like do you
guys really understand or no be honest do you guys really
you
you
you
you
you
Got absolutely nothing in on top of that we're about to lose.
I mean, the lock today has been fucking shit, am I right?
Only fucking no golds.
Oh, and they get a gold.
Oh, and it's a watch too.
It was always left side gold.
It was always left side gold.
It was always left side gold right side hasn't gone to gold in three straight
battles chat.
Well, another $5,000 laptop.
Oh my God, Marlin arrested, bro.
This is like the sixth time Marlin's got arrested today, dude.
It's like the sixth time y'all have spammed Marlon arrested today.
How many times can you get arrested in a single day, chat?
It's a fucking shame, bro.
It's a genuine shame.
What am I going to do with that weak ass bag?
What is that?
$10?
No golds again is criminal.
That's crazy.
Like, what is that, bro?
I'm weak as f***ing TV!
Yeah, what did I expect, bro?
What did I expect, bro?
What did I fucking expect, bro?
No, do I even have mods like I'm not gonna lie. I gotta get new mods. I have to I literally have to give you months
Little bailout not a match out here
you
you
you
you
you
I don't even think I have a controller I
Don't even think I have a controller
Wait, Chad. Do I play do I play on PS5 or Xbox controller? Do you guys remember? Do you guys remember?
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
I did as to remember.
Jason calling? Oh, shit.
He's looking a little laggy right now.
I don't even have a fucking headset.
Oh, here's my headset.
Jason got banned. How did Jason get banned
if he's in a call with me?
How?
Oh nothing is working on my computer.
How did he get banned? Please explain to me how he got banned if I'm in a call with
him you fucking idiot! Sorry no ma... what is wrong with my PC? Hello?
Hello? Wait, can you hear me? Bro, they're saying Jason's banned. Well, trust me, I know Marley got arrested.
I've, well, last five minutes I got told that you got banned, Jason got flashed, Jason got arrested. Or Marley got arrested.
Yeah, I mean that did happen
Um, I got a plant controller. Oh my gosh, I'm gonna be trash
You broke his leg yo, yo, they see one hop on or you know, I keep like
Oh, you know
Sort of got a little fiber at our house recently clearly fibers not fibering. I'm at 53 download speeds
So I'm not sure what the fibers doing here
So you don't even have the game
Update it says two minutes remaining
You blew my whole shit, bro. I'm gonna blow your shit if you talk like that. I'm gonna blow your shit boys boys boys boys
What bro?
Not a lot
Well, it's watch a scary movie in the theater bro. Oh, we gotta we gotta watch a resume
I don't even know I don't even know if I can be in a call with you all do you all have that on right now?
Man, favorite fog gifted
My man, that's still coming in
I'm about to eat the world's most sour candy without making a face
I love reels when you scroll on them.
They're from the 10s, from the 10s.
That's pretty epic.
Thank you, Cole.
Yo, bro, how many of these videos are there?
Hey
I didn't even make a face I didn't even make a face oh
My god my car videos of two out of ten. Let's go
I went exotic car shopping nice
Jason you should walk for this company
Hey, let's go, Jason.
This is your shit.
What up?
Why is my Fortnite on the wrong screen?
Drill!
How do I make how do I change the screen?
My forehead's on the wrong screen, bro
I'm not a lazy streamer. The fuck do you mean lazy streamer? How much will fuck yourself?
All right, you all ready to run this shit or what?
Yeah, I'm on.
Oh yeah, now it's game time.
Now it's game time.
All right.
Don't call me the unword.
Thank you, Chad.
This is some shit old Jason would do.
Yo, she's better.
She's better than Tour de Superstay.
Wait, ladies, remind me?
Okay.
I got you, dude.
I missed the old Lacey and Jason.
What is it?
No, no, no, no.
Old Lacey was bad.
Old Jason was ugly.
I saw AKL.
I saw AKL.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What's up, guys?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Wait, we playing Reload or not playing Reload?
Reload is ballast, bro. How do I...
Is that a fucking Iron Mouth, yo?
Iron Mouth has a Fortnite skin.
Yes, bro.
Where is the Lacy skin?
How do I change these shoes?
How do I change these shoes?
Whoa, this guy has Matt or uh...
Look at my skin.
If I see the lacy skin in the item shop, I generally bear with it probably.
What skin is this?
Is this like an anime?
Why am I doing reload?
Can I get off of reload?
Thank you.
Why am I doing...
Bro, lacy, that's Kingdom of Hearts, bro.
Don't worry.
Take that skin off.
I know it's Kingdom of Hearts.
I'm as I watched the whole anime.
Okay, what's the weapon called?
The what?
the weapon what do you mean the weapon like the weapon that uses that who uses
that like like you have to say the character your play
okay what does it look like the soul eater all the key blade about the key
Yo Chad, appreciate you, bro.
W shot!
W's in the shot!
Oh my god, bro.
I got WuWu up pulling up on Tuesday, man.
It's going to be a movie.
What y'all about to be doing?
I don't know, bro.
I got to think of an idea.
I'm going to kill my mom!
Oh, yeah, we're running this thing tomorrow. We in Marlon.
I don't know. Is Marlon even playing?
Yeah, he is. Bro, he's gonna be on fucking 3 million P.
I mean, brother, what was he gonna do on Sierra? Let's be honest now.
Yeah, bro. I'm on 10 ping. Imagine if I was on 10 ping during FNCS.
I would have won that shit.
We got a Loki right, though. Like, actually.
Where we land in there?
Where we land in there?
Classic bro, that's actually something classic. I love like games of the boys, bro
Triple T is landed
Triple T is landed. We am or reload. We're probably not got true cybers
I need to have a billion trillion aimuses.
I can't create them.
Whoa!
You keep walking the way in the house.
You keep walking the way.
Oh, we just got down.
Layers already down, bro.
Fortunately, I did that.
I
Be sure they got some animation playing in my air arm and just left his ass no, we did not
It's cuz neon was in his corner
I'm both my teammates dead
I got trouble don't worry
don't forget about me
we're better on tb at kbm we'll know shit but jimsy's forcing me to play out controller
wait x-plane or tb oh yeah they're letting x-plane pick the normal shit
I'm gonna fuck yeah bro like what is that name bro hey just stay calm wait
It's you sipping X on the same team
Bro X used to be a pro
We're playing Battle Royale.
You ready up, ladies?
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Oh my God.
I'm holding up the lobby for fat fucks.
Hold up that fucking moustache you shaved off your face.
You fucking...
Oh, gosh, you ass!
Saved it off.
Fucking idiot.
Wait, the tournament's OG?
Good.
Is it actually OG or are you lying?
I'm going to ask him to check.
He's right boss.
Whatever Jinx he said goes.
Is tournament.
Is the tournament for sure an OG.
So where's OG? I see Battle Royale on the OG.
It's a mode?
Oh, we're in the OG.
Oh, we're in the OG.
Wait, is that good or bad for me?
Was this ranked up? Oh, it is ranked up.
Real?
Whoa.
This is regular. That's low key worse because not ranked.
No, since this is like regular game, not O.G.
That's low key worse for us.
Chad, okay. Can you do it?
How am I going to rotate with Marley? Sure.
I don't know.
I have one percent.
I think I can put it on. Yeah, just ready up.
Bye, bye. Let's say that.
Say off.
No, let's say no. We're doing ready up.
O.G. with no mess.
It's still tomorrow, might be a movie, who would win?
I heard it, team.
Mugs?
I'm posting a review right now.
Take out Phil.
Bro, what is hideous we're going to do?
What is hideous?
Pete the stream chair.
I'm going to watch it.
Yo, are you fucking your opinion?
Stop repeating it.
Stop repeating it.
Holy fuck it skits out!
Sydney, Sweden, and Fortland
Guys
Welcome to
Women in Sports
Let me take my clothes off and show half of my tits and start working
What the fuck are you talking about?
Have you watched that commercial?
What commercial?
What?
I
Sydney's food commercial jet
That's just a student is referencing I never watched that though. She basically says like oh
These are women in sports and it's just
I guess
I
Mean I'm gonna be on this hot take at this point cities who's you just don't
I'm downloading the tiktok right now. Just so you know
What the fuck is a Gotham city? Oh my god
Let's go to oji Gotham city. Wait, isn't it no builds though? I'm pretty sure it's no builds
No, that was uh, that's when it was cowboy. Oh wait, what is Gotham city?
there's like grab loads wait we're playing a tournament tomorrow with fucking mechs
No way, no next race!
No, no, I don't know about Gotham boys! The fuck am I landing there for?
No way there's Max.
I earned this, I got my first earnings this season.
There's a little tip for tricks. I'm a vet this season.
Yeah, because these boys just got my first earnings in season X, so you guys don't know
about them.
It was a trio as well.
I
Know nexus crazy
What do you mean it's silly dying what are you even saying
wait chat what is the perk in Gotham City oh you can try to deploy? I might land here I really don't think there's anyone in the church that can kill you
No real loading.
So that would be a nice one.
So they're dead?
So should we just leave them alone?
We leave them alone.
So what do you have?
Apparently they said in the discord that mechs are allowed.
Oh my god.
are allowed so why would I just not pop in the mech so mechs are allowed
tomorrow so every end game is just gonna be people in mechs
a whole squad would have met.
She's freakin' easy.
Oh, just opened a placey story.
What car should I get?
A question mark.
Yeah, what'd you get?
Yeah, but it's good promo. It's good promo.
Because look at the uh look at like I linked to you to me
All Jinxie I want to call Jinxie to my phones at one percent. It's gonna die when I
Call Jinxie
He's probably asleep at 11. No, he's not sleeping. We're just
Lucky miss my goat's he must actually anybody else
I think it's like you, me, Lacey, Marlin, Chad, am I, Chad am I mistaken or your max
not in call?
You should be playing low key.
You want to be fair.
He were in call during the season.
I swear they removed them.
Uh, can we actually hide screen here?
Hide screen?
Hide screen?
Hide screen?
Like you hid it?
Yeah, I made it, I made it, I made it, we're related to that.
Alright, that's a bet, that's a bet, that's a bet, alright, I'm all down and looking
at your screen.
I said our next allowed jinx he said I don't know
Okay well he's gonna stream tomorrow and there's no chance of you saying that about me.
I was just gonna say there's no chance of you saying that about me.
So are you like a repeat box?
Like what are you...
Stop repeating after me.
Where should be in more than lands?
Not in cities since you guys are fucking dark nights.
I
Fuck the fees bro
He's a fucking easy and that I'm so dead, bro. What's I go to fight with?
Like bro, just a fucking house for nothing bro, it's a house for sandals now
I mean
oh my god
oh my god
there's two teams i'm here fighting
down down down
give me a ring, give me a ring
fuck the plate
you sneak up and get it
good build, good build, good builds
oh everybody get WQ by the whole lobby
i said i want it, i said i want it
thank you
you have to save death piece
you have to save it, come on bro
I think I'm gonna go frosty flight smash out.
Stick us no matter what.
No matter what no matter what no matter what no matter freaking what bro
Hey, who's mood is teammate
Oh my god bro I gotta fix my seat. I gotta fix my seat. I gotta fix my seat.
I need task manager my left view.
Wait, Mooda almost beat me in a 1v1?
How is he a- Yo.
Classic cheats bruh. Classic cheater.
Just leave. Oh wait, we need his car.
What do you call a lacer's car?
Your box. Your box.
I
I
Yes, he's actually good to Jason you got a pretty solid teammate
Turn fill off
I'm ready up to check
Visual idea not landed at fucking
I low key got a seat of fortnight og match. I'm like good night Jason
I'm going to bed like peace and good night girl. Sleep well. Okay. Make you dream about good stuff
How do I check
Yo, yeah, let's set a cool to a concert November, so we gonna be there
the other spot of me. Yeah, we
will be there. Frosty place is
dead. Not bad. I'm gonna take
a bet. Nice, bro. Get a job.
You freak. I fucking hate you.
I'll be tired.
Paradise Palms. Yeah, but can
you even get metal there? I
need to go somewhere where I
can get metal. Happy Hamlet
I
Tick-tock or IG rules, yeah, what do you think could just go mega mall and in fucking big dick shit
We'll go frosty I think we're gonna frosty we're the game
Where do we land we landed that we landed that we landed that we landed that we gotta go
Yeah
As you pray
I'm not any similar till we get a food.
Come on, come on, all night to stream cycles on our team.
You know, they see better you meet it or what shall I hear me?
You know, they see better you meet it or what?
You know, they see better you meet it or what?
Wait, they can't hear me.
Wait, how can they not hear me?
Perfect drop.
Walk out of my game.
All right.
Thank you, Jason.
You should re-branded that.
How can they not hear me?
How can you not hear me?
I literally can't fix it!
Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Yo, can you hear me?
Can't you hear me?
Yeah.
Yes, I can hear you.
Put your feet, your fucking ass is mine.
Oh my, it's like dog shit.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Okay, oh my gosh, yes.
on us I'm coming I'm coming bitch
Bro, stop stealing a looting fucking whore
Bitch ass up
I think I need one more.
Nice grenades.
Thank you.
Crack them, crack them, crack them, crack them.
What a roof!
It's one roof.
Oh
You realize everybody I'm playing against
Like anyone
Yeah, you know, you know, yeah, man
Say less I need is a mini you give lacy a man. It's over for the lobby spider movies. That's a good or bad
What is it?
He's going to come down
On me I'm dead
You know what you don't listen you know, I only have three shotgun shots only three shotgun shots any help
Oh
Fucking pistol
It's all about aim it's all about aim
I'm not doing a camera massing me tomorrow, bro
You actually think you have a chance of
All right guys now that you killed the enemy don't be afraid to rest
I
Just coming on my back, but I can't do anything
I can't do anything
Oh my god
hold that bitch hold on there hold on there
I heard you heard you heard you
he's coming on my back helps
what are you coming?
you're not even in the game class
you're typing something out coming on back to the Twitch chat
you're not gonna get it not gonna lie
on my nap type of video bro
that would be cool
Oh, I'm gonna take a nap. Let me know.
What?
GG.
GG.
I
Not gonna lie, I'm gonna take a shower let me know let you know what
I
Me I'm here. I'm gonna lie you cop like an eye back
Get on me can you hurry you're really this you gotta give the program bro. How are you still in the field?
I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna need
headshot headshot sniped his ass
That's awesome.
What do you know about me?
I got good at anything.
Why am I actually good?
Wait, it's actually better?
I feel like pump is better than...
I like pump.
Now I feel like goatee is hard.
Now goatee get out so big.
I mean, honest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, quick bro, it's it guys.
When you wanna get some wood, don't really break the tree.
He just took the H2.
They don't like reveal where you're at.
Oh, okay, bro.
That's genius.
Bro, he just fucking disappeared.
Who remembers these strats?
Killed somebody in the loot lake shallow waters.
You gotta crouch down and look under to see where the body's at.
I miss the goatee.
It's combat shotgun better
Heavy sniper storm. Oh my god, so people I'm not having no
Yep, it's ass, no it's not, but I have Marvin on my team and I can go to the next zone, what?
What's going on?
What's going on?
The dumbest shocking word for me is so pussy bro.
Wait, how much money is on the line?
Oh, the, I think you should, Nathan.
Yeah, actually, it might be like Nathan.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh, 5K subs, boys.
JP!
Woo!
5K subs, damn. Jason, where do you live?
You know what the craziest part is?
It's this shit?
And these players are about to be better than the players in the tournament, man.
I know. That's why I was like,
I'm not really sweating that much.
if i die because i realize it bro no you should worry
most of the time it's gonna be aim battle bro you know me
bro i'm a fucking aimer so you don't get you to worry though
wait i don't have a launch pad t-bind i'm gonna fix that what the fuck
what a mess
I got heavy ammo.
I got heavy ammo.
I got a strong plant.
It's white.
He's so shit.
It hurts.
I
Guys why this guy's why kill him kill those guys what a bird
Yeah, they're
The real zones here
Holy shit, you're a real player.
Come here, boy!
I put a patch on this.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm dead, y'all.
Mighty's gotta get a rainbow. Mighty's gotta get a rainbow here.
Oh, wow! Same kid I killed four times this game!
I'm not gonna lie, this is all you, bro.
I feel like, uh...
Say his name I'm not saying his name
Go to see remind me a box fights dude
Wait Jason go reboot me just go right here and swim. It's only it's only I want to take all of my moves fucking bitch
Lay's little reboot scheme to be nice. Lay's little reboot scheme to be nice.
It's only a two-take.
Come on Lay, it's right there. Come on Lay, it's right there.
This is great shouts.
You got any heavy heavy ammo?
Yeah.
Heavy?
Oh, I think it's heavy, bro.
I think it's heavy.
I think it's heavy.
Alright, don't worry y'all.
I'm back in the game.
Well done.
There were the minis though.
At least I can sunbuck maybe.
Alright, we got heavy ammo.
Oh, I see a llama, llama, llama.
Yeah, get some.
Oh, I see a llama, llama.
Oh, I see a llama, llama.
Oh, llama.
Oh, my God, llama.
you know what I'm gonna say right now coke is better than Pepsi
Oh, that's literally the loot one takes.
Oh, somebody, somebody, somebody snuck like shit.
Ha ha ha ha.
That's a plastic bro.
Oh, coconuts.
Yeah, I did ask her so bad. I know you could die like
You know more people die every year from coconuts
Then they do from from carcasses
now it's his fault because you're just all shark attack shark attacks okay two
useless f-fuckin stats are on this site it's not used to be really think
about it storm flip
I
Carefully the storm there y'all heard you heard you heard you someone threw a storm
Oh, bro. I did it. I almost took it.
Oh, freeload.
Nice little victory royale for the boys.
We posted on my Snapchat story.
For sure.
Let's get a flick real quick.
Let's get a flick real quick, boy.
We posted on my Snapchat story.
Yeah, that's hard, bro.
That's hard, man.
That was good.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
Not going to lie.
What the fuck, bro?
Not going to lie Jason with a goatee
when you look really good.
I
Like I won't be okay, but
Perfect only wanna play change my skin up for the guy so quick. Oh
Sexy Batman know for it
What the fuck are they doing a Bruce Wayne? This is what they do in a Batman
I'm doing this shit
Mods
Okay
fish yes like like a nice little like Sam oh shit renegade renegade what oh
what hey oh shit what oh hit a jay hit a jay hit a jay yes like I hit the
a lot of reason.
Wait, how did Marlon join the lobby?
Yeah, I got Marlon.
Yeah, wait, how did Marlon join the lobby?
Yeah, wait, how did Marlon join the lobby?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
That hit me.
I'm going iconomall.
Wait, how did Jason join the lobby?
Ha ha ha.
I got to go iconomall.
Yeah, at least see, I'm a lip smacker.
You should get Jason to get a goatee and mustache
They did a sexualized Batman, this is crazy
Like if you're gonna put Batman in a thong at least put Catwoman in a thong suit for us
It adds some jiggle physics. So what she does I can see that ass shake
I'm Batman and I'm going to Gotham City.
Yo, I'm a G, bro.
Yo, I'm a G, bro. I'm a G.
I'm a G, let me go to Iraq.
Yo!
Yo! What are you all for?
What are you, a parent?
What are you, a parent?
What are you, a parent?
You're not a kid you have to be.
We'll be there in a minute.
Oh, my God. I just heard about that.
Oh, my God, I just heard about that.
I just heard about that.
That's great.
I don't know about this one.
I've got a loot. I've got a loot.
Don't shoot at me, son!
I've got a loot! Please!
Oh!
I did I killed him in diff bro, wait cone cone you can get me cone you can get me cone
No one's on me right now. Oh god
Like she makes us useless ladies I'm reasonable if you're near me. I don't think you're anywhere near me
You can grab
I just got back on switch
Oh, oh.
What's that?
A brick to go.
Hey guys, don't be afraid to get my reboot.
I heard you.
I got these mats.
Okay, I'll check with you in a minute.
Here we go, chat. This is what OG4 is all about, a guy sitting on the hill with a mech.
I never noticed the detail for me had the cop cars going off. Oh
Oh what a pump of him!
What the fuck is going on this time if you go on Lace?
I got a weapon that expired 80 seconds.
Nice little lurk play from Lace coming out here!
Oh my god, Lace is dead.
I don't realize what the game would be like with mechs and stream snipers.
I'm safe again Laze, I don't know, I'm safe again.
I'm at 10 though.
I'm at 10 Laze, I don't know.
Oh
How does it was a rubber Batman cake
Now we just
It's actually eight eight eight games. Yes, it's eight eight battle royale games
Which is what we said about my battle royale games with a hundred streamers. It's going to take minimum six hours
That's gonna be a W. What I
With few times I would say possibly seven like actually bro. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, bro
I ain't lying, that sounds like free content to me, but I'm gonna be honest with you, it might go really quick because it's 100 streamers, not 100 pros.
That's not how it works. Each game is 25 minutes no matter what.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Alright, but, alright, that's a bet.
So my prediction would be, so start at one, by the time all streamers are ready in the lobby and ready to queue, the first game won't start to 1.30 maybe 2 o'clock because of queue issues.
then there's probably going to be three to four other two issues.
So I'm estimating the tournament go from two o'clock to maybe 10 o'clock.
So Marlon just got arrested, bro.
My god, Marlon just hit the big band, bro.
All right, chat.
Chat, about to hop off.
Hit the hay, I got to go.
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