SUB SUNDAY HERE WE GO OMG PLEASE GAMING GODS WHAT IS THERE UNTIL THERE IS THINGS TO PLAY BUT WHAT TO DO WHEN THERe ISNT HELP VARIETY GODS!!!

LIRIK

12-21-2025 · 5h 58m

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[00:01:30] oh my good people seven let us cast me how we get up on such a hurry as doing

[00:01:51] What up what up people Sunday Sunday

[00:02:06] Made it to the day of subsunday

[00:02:11] I

[00:02:20] Am I streaming on Christmas? No, I will not be here on Christmas. I

[00:02:25] Will not be here on Christmas boys. That is a negative. I

[00:02:34] Mean Christmas is on Thursday, isn't it? So regular week coming up

[00:02:41] Regular week coming up.

[00:02:46] The WTF I thought you hated God bro Christmas is universal.

[00:02:57] Okay.

[00:02:59] My crap playthrough on 24 seven channel for Christmas.

[00:03:11] That is universal. It's more like a... it's more about a vibe. It's more about the

[00:03:23] vibe. Yeah, and when you have a kid it's magical, bro. It's magical. It's about keeping the

[00:03:35] magic alive. None of us here have the magic anymore. But a kid, keep the magic intact

[00:03:46] for as long as you can. Chat, what up, what up. We had how many votes for Subsunday.

[00:04:04] I pulled it at 760 votes, 760 votes, oh good, oh good, we're there, we're there, it's all

[00:04:23] good man, we're still here, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

[00:04:29] looking at one world premiere here okay just one wait I see a two three four

[00:04:39] point five five five world premieres today we got a little backup to we got a

[00:04:46] little backup five world premiers though kind of light out there but it's all

[00:04:55] Good. We can make do.

[00:05:00] Is a good.

[00:05:08] All the four meter is an orange yellow.

[00:05:13] I'm at an orange yellow, right?

[00:05:15] I'm at an orange yellow.

[00:05:19] Charm at

[00:05:25] It's always the initial though, it's the initial uh look at the list

[00:05:35] But it's all good, bro. Shall we see what we have here the first game of

[00:05:42] Sub Sun day.

[00:05:48] Has there ever been a green alt therefore?

[00:05:51] Oh no, because I try to keep my expectations very low.

[00:05:58] Very, very low.

[00:06:02] Hold on one sec.

[00:06:04] Let me just double check this.

[00:06:08] just to double the check on this.

[00:06:12] Let me adjust to see what this is.

[00:06:21] Okay, yes, we're good.

[00:06:22] Okay.

[00:06:26] All right, first game of Sub-Sunday.

[00:06:29] We're jumping right into this.

[00:06:31] A game known as

[00:06:35] Bada bing, bada boom.

[00:06:45] A game known as... I've played this game before, I don't remember. It has 1.0ed.

[00:06:57] Let's see here.

[00:07:04] Game is known as...

[00:07:13] Mon-Bazoo!

[00:07:16] Mon-Bazoo!

[00:07:19] Whatever that means.

[00:07:23] New game!

[00:07:25] Hard mode, permadeath?

[00:07:30] Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:07:33] Ditches?

[00:07:35] So we got here. What is this game?

[00:07:39] Hello dev of the game here. I hate long introduction before playing a game. So this will be a short one

[00:07:47] Okay, you're a car guy and that's your luxurious home. You just left your mother's house and you live near your brother Francis

[00:07:54] This is your bazoo, in other words a beater, a jalopy, or a hoopty.

[00:08:01] It's still a 90s rear wheel drive car though.

[00:08:05] For some help or instructions to look at the to-do list in the shed also to save in

[00:08:10] the game you'll need to play on the computer.

[00:08:14] There's a fuel station located in town that you can go and talk to the owner.

[00:08:19] Lately I suggest you build the sugar shack all the road behind your house.

[00:08:26] What the heck is this?

[00:08:34] Monday.

[00:08:37] Oh my god, this is tomorrow.

[00:08:41] Monday, 8am.

[00:08:43] $100 to my name.

[00:08:46] Constru por de paseira.

[00:08:51] Ah, insane view.

[00:08:55] Shit, what am I wearing today?

[00:09:00] Uh, what am I feeling?

[00:09:03] I like wearing them all in the morning.

[00:09:07] And then, uh, we're gonna go with gray.

[00:09:11] Now, we're gonna go with yellow.

[00:09:13] today we're going yellow we're going yellow we're going yellow what the hell

[00:09:17] was that I got nothing what's in here nothing all right no electricity shit

[00:09:28] and the door is broken dude at least I got a deep fryer and a french fry

[00:09:38] Ketter

[00:09:40] You know

[00:09:42] What's in here? Oh?

[00:09:44] Why is there so much maple syrup and just poutine are we in Canada?

[00:09:49] It's a delivery. We got my mom

[00:09:54] We got a car meat every night at the abandoned grocery store

[00:10:00] Is this fucking Canada is just poutine just a bunch of poutine dude, but it's even in poutine

[00:10:08] I have no electricity

[00:10:13] Maybe I have like a generator outside. What is this take the console save game

[00:10:23] You didn't say this is one way to this is one way to do it

[00:10:28] Wee grinder cannabis packer. Why does it look like tape? I

[00:10:33] Still have no power

[00:10:36] Hold up

[00:10:38] Oh, this is the Hoopie the Hoopie

[00:10:46] Is this screw up as a screwdriver dude, I don't even have a wheel

[00:10:54] This guy lives off the land in the middle of nowhere

[00:11:02] Ultra bro ultra come on man, what are we doing here?

[00:11:04] Ultra, bro. Ultra. Audio. Is there any music in this?

[00:11:11] CD player? Load? Load. Nothing happened.

[00:11:18] Friendship. Oh, okay. This is my mom, brother, and some other guy.

[00:11:27] All right, this game needs music. Oh generator

[00:11:34] You cap hill switch, how do you use one of these?

[00:11:43] E F oh

[00:11:46] Wait it works

[00:11:50] Oh, there we go right click right click there it is I don't think we have any fuel

[00:11:57] What is this?

[00:12:02] Coupler is this to like you're supposed to attach this to your car

[00:12:08] Okay

[00:12:10] But a log splitter

[00:12:12] Well, you load it up. Oh, yeah, you're right. It is a log splitter. Oh

[00:12:16] So I cut trees down

[00:12:19] Hold up maple syrup poutine energy anxiety. They're all low

[00:12:27] okay you want bars to stay down got it all right this is the life what's in my

[00:12:38] shed is this just like a shed with no entrance what's in here all we got fuel

[00:12:45] zero a chainsaw a shovel a rusty wheel okay here we go intake a spanner I put

[00:12:58] this somewhere all right hold up let's see here okay okay how does this work

[00:13:07] use oh yeah wait there's no gas in here what am I doing all right I gotta go

[00:13:13] get gas so I can go game where's my how do I open the trunk how do I pop the

[00:13:19] trunk that's the hood bro the hood don't tell me I gotta repair the car am I

[00:13:28] like stuck here right now dude am I stuck here how do I open the trunk bro

[00:13:35] Is this a jack

[00:13:39] Is it a jack what is this a hoist puller

[00:13:47] You have two cars does this one work this one looks like it works

[00:13:54] Let's say

[00:13:56] I

[00:13:59] Yeah, why we have fuel in this car?

[00:14:01] Hi, we're good, bro. Why do I okay? Hold up? What the hell? I guess I'm just slowly trying to repair that car

[00:14:10] Hold on how do you okay left click left click. Oh, you have to left click the seat to exit

[00:14:17] Let's go do this. Hold on bad. What are you doing here? What are these?

[00:14:21] To do intermediate, to do sugar shack, use the adjustable spanner to tighten a bolt, install

[00:14:32] the wheel on the driver side, install the intake back into the engine, tighten all the lug

[00:14:38] bolts on the wheels, buy a tire pump at Cali Gas in town, talk to your brother, South

[00:14:43] Firewood to Francis.

[00:14:45] Okay, hold up, Matt, let me see here.

[00:14:50] You already got it lifted

[00:14:56] How do I do this buddy no way I need to carry every single one

[00:15:04] We got 12 millimeter and 20 millimeter bolts

[00:15:09] Okay

[00:15:11] Hold up, I honestly I've never changed the tire in real life, but it doesn't look that difficult. I've seen tutorials

[00:15:17] All right, looks like these are the ones I've never had to I've never had to

[00:15:30] that's not even that's not even a rich thing I don't think I've ever had a

[00:15:39] situation I'm jinxing it but I don't think I've ever had a situation where

[00:15:42] the tire popped and it needed to be like changed on the road or some shit I've

[00:15:49] just never had that problem before I don't think that's weird I think that's

[00:15:58] pretty normal am I fucking tripping bro am I tripping here I think I think it's

[00:16:09] kind of common. That's just lucky. I don't think it has anything to do with being rich

[00:16:17] or poor. I think you're just saying things to say things. Even when I had a fucking shit

[00:16:26] ass Honda Civic, bro, I don't think I, I never had tire problems with that car.

[00:16:35] So then you're ignorant, bro.

[00:16:37] Stop using words you don't understand the meaning of.

[00:16:41] All right, let's see, how do you,

[00:16:43] this guy's just saying things with no context

[00:16:46] of what the fuck he's saying.

[00:16:48] Stop, bro.

[00:16:49] Language barrier, stop.

[00:16:55] All right.

[00:17:01] All right, what do we have here?

[00:17:03] How the fuck do you do this?

[00:17:04] Let me see, where does this go?

[00:17:09] All easy.

[00:17:13] That's it?

[00:17:14] I think there's a bolt here you need.

[00:17:20] Wrong bolt size.

[00:17:24] Okay.

[00:17:28] I feel like there's more to this, that's it.

[00:17:33] Really?

[00:17:34] That's it.

[00:17:37] Oh my god, wait.

[00:17:41] Oh no, are these all in?

[00:17:45] Hold up.

[00:17:46] Oh yeah, wait, those are all in.

[00:17:48] That's it.

[00:17:50] It looks like there's one that needs to go here.

[00:17:55] It tells you.

[00:18:01] Oh wait no, these are already all in. Nice. Check the other wheels bolts.

[00:18:11] They're all good, bro. They're all good. I need gas in this thing anyways.

[00:18:15] Why is this lopsided? Oh wait, I think I need to inflate the wheel.

[00:18:24] I think I gotta, I think I gotta inflate this shit. Hold on, let me just see if we have no gas.

[00:18:31] Come on give me something

[00:18:36] And I removed the jack and I removed it was there a second one over here. Oh

[00:18:46] All right nice

[00:18:48] Install the intake tight and all lug bolts

[00:18:52] All lug bolts. Let me just double check. I'll wait held up. Some of these are falling off

[00:18:57] off. These are all hundred. Yeah, man, we need some air in these tires. Yeah, they look

[00:19:17] flat. All right, nice. Does it actually tell you you didn't install the intake back onto

[00:19:23] the engine. Oh wait. Oh God. It isn't fully installed. Wait, what happened to the intake?

[00:19:33] I

[00:19:49] Just go through the car

[00:19:56] Is it when I remove the jacket just like smushed everything

[00:20:03] There's no way the game glitched at 1.0.

[00:20:10] There's no way.

[00:20:12] Bro, it li- okay, it wasn't bolted in properly.

[00:20:18] Alright, there we go, let's see.

[00:20:21] Alright, hold on, hold on.

[00:20:24] Oh god, I'm part of the car.

[00:20:27] Alright, that's good.

[00:20:30] Yeah, this game needs some music, man, and what do we listen to here?

[00:20:34] I need something in the background.

[00:20:36] I'm doing this.

[00:20:38] Um...

[00:20:40] What do you play here?

[00:20:47] Gas station simulator?

[00:20:52] OST.

[00:20:53] No way.

[00:20:56] Oh, you know what? Hold on now. Hold on now. Alright, I think I got all the bolts in.

[00:21:13] What did I look at?

[00:21:38] Bro if you ask me we are good.

[00:21:40] We are bruised in now.

[00:21:44] I think we are fine and dandy.

[00:21:48] Did I miss one?

[00:21:56] I see a hundred everywhere, but the first bolt I do fall out.

[00:22:03] Oh, you can actually grab it.

[00:22:08] Nice.

[00:22:11] Let me just double check hold on

[00:22:26] I think we're good man, I think we're good I saw one you missed one

[00:22:40] Oh, it's weird good. I am good. These are all a hundred.

[00:23:07] Oh wait, it did latch. It did. It did. It did latch.

[00:23:13] Okay, wait. There it was. There it was. We're good. We're good. Okay. Clean. Perfect.

[00:23:21] All good.

[00:23:24] Alright, I'm gonna go get gas. Buy a tire pump at Cali Gas in town and talk to your brother.

[00:23:37] Uh, where am I living here?

[00:23:44] I'm at Roulette.

[00:23:46] Roulette.

[00:23:47] Roulette.

[00:23:48] Okay, we get a drive to...

[00:23:51] Oh my Parfait.

[00:23:53] What the fuck?

[00:23:54] Parfait?

[00:23:55] What the hell is this language, man?

[00:24:01] Jacquees?

[00:24:02] Bro, Jacquees lives all the way up there?

[00:24:05] Hold up.

[00:24:07] What is this? A torch?

[00:24:11] Cali gas

[00:24:14] Bitch, where the fuck is Cali gas dude?

[00:24:19] This is the worst map

[00:24:23] I swear where it says mmm is the gas station

[00:24:27] All right, let's move bro. Let's move. I gotta go do this shit

[00:24:33] I gotta go do this shit

[00:24:37] All right, let's go. Let's go. All right

[00:24:46] All right, we're going

[00:24:51] Posp boy mice gentle buddy

[00:25:00] I'm not just head to town. I'm just gonna head to town

[00:25:03] Is the, is the handbrake locked parking brake?

[00:25:08] Oh yeah, there's a parking brake.

[00:25:18] I swear that shows that the parking brake is on.

[00:25:21] Oh, there we go.

[00:25:24] Oh, shit.

[00:25:26] Oh, shit, man, okay.

[00:25:36] Oh, god, oh, god, okay, okay, oh, shit, this is my only car, I gotta be careful.

[00:25:52] How do you downshift?

[00:25:57] Excuse me?

[00:26:02] Oh, F, F, F and R again.

[00:26:12] Oh, I think this is the- it's a town, yeah, I think it is.

[00:26:30] All right, we're looking for that place.

[00:26:48] Wait, what was that?

[00:26:51] There's something green over there.

[00:27:02] Bring out here, bro.

[00:27:05] What is this shit, man?

[00:27:07] On actual buss-pussins face.

[00:27:11] Loomby.

[00:27:13] No fish caught. Oh, this is where you sell fish.

[00:27:17] Oh, what a goddamn loomby, man.

[00:27:21] There's gotta be a gas station or that place right there.

[00:27:39] What the hell bro?

[00:27:41] What is this town?

[00:27:44] Your gas can is gone.

[00:27:47] No way.

[00:27:51] Are you fucking kidding me as well?

[00:27:53] God damn it.

[00:27:56] God damn it.

[00:27:59] I did flip the car.

[00:28:12] Snack delivery.

[00:28:17] Bra.

[00:28:21] Bro, it's in here. It's definitely in here. Wait, wait, maybe right there. Maybe right

[00:28:29] there.

[00:28:30] Can you switch the game to English? It is English.

[00:28:46] Why the community?

[00:28:53] Is that it?

[00:28:55] I see gas. Oh my god, this is it.

[00:28:57] Oh shit, we're here.

[00:29:03] Alright.

[00:29:06] Wait, how much fuel do I have?

[00:29:08] I only have a hundred bucks to my name.

[00:29:11] Maybe he has, I need to get a thing for...

[00:29:15] I need a gas can too.

[00:29:19] What up boys?

[00:29:20] What up, you quies?

[00:29:21] Oh bae, oh bae, oh bae, content to wear?

[00:29:25] Add this one to wear.

[00:29:26] What are you doing?

[00:29:27] You don't have to wear it in your pants.

[00:29:29] Chill man, chill brother.

[00:29:33] I need a...

[00:29:35] Oh shit man.

[00:29:37] I need...

[00:29:40] I'm looking for something.

[00:29:41] And something that I can use to fill air in my tires.

[00:29:48] Which you do not have.

[00:29:52] What the fuck is this?

[00:29:55] Oh, here it is.

[00:29:56] Tire pump.

[00:29:57] Alright, I'll just...

[00:29:58] I'm going to have to leave this in my car.

[00:30:03] Right there.

[00:30:05] So it doesn't fly away.

[00:30:07] This guy doesn't have an extra gas can? Are you fucking kidding me?

[00:30:12] Dude, what is this shit?

[00:30:16] Mine flew out somewhere.

[00:30:27] Come on, man!

[00:30:31] Oh, it's a fish bucket.

[00:30:35] Universal eyelash?

[00:30:37] Oh, you could put that on your car.

[00:30:40] I mean, maybe I...

[00:30:44] Just drive back and find it.

[00:30:49] I should have brought my chain, so I think I make money via the store's clothes, get out of here.

[00:30:53] I think I make money via chopping wood.

[00:30:57] I think that's my, uh, what I do.

[00:31:00] I have fifty six bucks.

[00:31:02] You know what? Let me see how the...

[00:31:05] gas mechanic works.

[00:31:07] Where's this shit?

[00:31:14] Alright, maybe...

[00:31:16] Oh wait, it's closed! God damn it man, it's like 2PM bro!

[00:31:21] Whatever.

[00:31:25] There's no window open.

[00:31:32] Oh there is her keyboard for this. RF, I gotta look down here.

[00:31:50] It's not EI tried. That was the first button I pressed.

[00:31:55] Alright, we're going home. At least I can inflate the hooties tire.

[00:32:02] Yeah, the driving is nice in the game.

[00:32:22] Alright, I think this is the way home.

[00:32:28] I'm pretty sure I went this way and then I think I went up here and this is where I

[00:32:36] turned and maybe I'll find the gas can on the road.

[00:32:49] Okay this seems wrong, yes.

[00:32:55] I'm around the house.

[00:33:01] Is that my home?

[00:33:07] I don't think that's my home.

[00:33:13] Alright it is.

[00:33:17] Oh shit I made it.

[00:33:22] Oh it is. Oh shit I made it.

[00:33:32] Sheesh!

[00:33:34] God damn buddy!

[00:33:38] Alright, we're back.

[00:33:42] We chopped some trees down.

[00:33:47] I gotta make some money for tomorrow.

[00:33:51] I don't know who's gonna buy this shit, but someone needs firewood.

[00:33:59] Oh, shrooosh!

[00:34:03] You can't cut this, you can only have trees on your land.

[00:34:09] Uh, I have on my land, bro.

[00:34:15] No way, bro. Hold up. Is this what you do?

[00:34:21] I don't know how this works, this looks like a lever.

[00:34:41] I don't get it, how does this work?

[00:34:48] Oh, this needs fuel too!

[00:34:49] Oh, this needs fuel!

[00:34:54] Whatever, I'm going to bed.

[00:34:58] The one thing I needed I lost on the road.

[00:35:01] I gotta go get that.

[00:35:02] Tomorrow I need to go get some fuel.

[00:35:05] Shit, bro!

[00:35:07] Life's hard, man!

[00:35:10] Are you kidding me?

[00:35:10] I woke up at midnight?

[00:35:15] Shit, the fucking night.

[00:35:16] Go back to bed, dude.

[00:35:18] All right, I'm gonna have full pain fucking pooping I got no electricity

[00:35:36] Okay, let's put that back on the charger even though I have no electricity.

[00:35:50] Honestly, fuel is the main thing I need right now.

[00:35:54] I can't even make money right now until I do that, so I need to go get that.

[00:35:59] I need to fill that, make money, and then go from there.

[00:36:03] Well let's see.

[00:36:07] I don't know what these, we're gonna go with 30 here.

[00:36:11] Plus for 10, 35 is where I need to be at.

[00:36:19] Perfect.

[00:36:26] I wonder if I can max it and it pops it for science.

[00:36:38] Oh my God, dude, I don't, I don't know about this.

[00:36:44] Why is it letting me do this, bro?

[00:36:49] Yo!

[00:36:53] What a man!

[00:36:56] What the hell dude, 50?

[00:37:18] for science boys for science we're maxing it no dude wait all right well

[00:37:33] that's what happens I don't know if it popped bro did it pop don't tell me it

[00:37:41] popped don't tell me you popped dude

[00:37:56] come on man I don't even know where I put the wrench

[00:38:01] Oh, can I fix this?

[00:38:09] Is this fixable?

[00:38:10] I feel like I need something to line this up to the tire, and I'm officially screwed.

[00:38:17] Yeah, do I load the save?

[00:38:22] It's been two minutes since you last saved.

[00:38:28] How longer than that?

[00:38:35] How long longer than that?

[00:38:44] Save scum?

[00:38:46] Alright well we know this works at least.

[00:38:53] We know the pump works.

[00:38:59] Start over to get the gas can,

[00:39:00] no I'll go on the road and get the gas can.

[00:39:23] I'm pumping on the beat.

[00:39:36] Gastan fell through the game floor.

[00:39:39] All right, let's get the hell out of there.

[00:39:46] Come on, Gas Can, Bro.

[00:39:55] Come on, Gas Can.

[00:40:01] Where you at?

[00:40:08] Come on, Gage, hey?

[00:40:14] I went down this way, and I flipped somewhere around here.

[00:40:38] Come on, bro!

[00:40:45] It's red!

[00:40:46] It's got to be somewhere around here.

[00:41:00] Well, tell me it clipped through the ground.

[00:41:07] There's no way it went all the way up here.

[00:41:12] Oh my God.

[00:41:14] Oh my God.

[00:41:17] Yes!

[00:41:22] We got it, we got it.

[00:41:25] Yay!

[00:41:36] Alright, let's go to Phil. Hopefully I got enough money for gas.

[00:42:06] All right, now we know where the gas station is, so this is good.

[00:42:23] Okay, at least I thought I did.

[00:42:34] Oh, it's right there.

[00:42:43] Beautiful.

[00:42:48] Ruggalara!

[00:42:52] Okay.

[00:42:58] I have to put super in this piece of shit?

[00:43:04] Alright, I'll go to like 40 bucks.

[00:43:10] Alright, there you go.

[00:43:13] Yeah, what is- you would think- you would think the thing for woodcutting uses regular,

[00:43:22] right?

[00:43:23] I don't fucking know, I don't feel shit like this in real life.

[00:43:31] Are you kidding me?

[00:43:36] Okay, there we go, there we go, there we go, hold on.

[00:43:49] Yo, that's actually, I'm not pouring this on the ground, right?

[00:43:52] Right? Oh, it's our guys, we're already...

[00:44:02] Nice.

[00:44:08] Alright, let's go home. I need to make money.

[00:44:12] I got nothing to buy. I gotta sell some wood.

[00:44:15] I don't know who buys wood, but I gotta sell some wood.

[00:44:18] And then I gotta go, um...

[00:44:22] There

[00:44:26] Are you kidding me, bro, I'm only a half tank

[00:44:52] I've just met a sweet home and now I'm mad back

[00:44:57] Me, I broke my rent, they stopped me and me

[00:45:01] I've got no shame, let it go and dance

[00:45:06] But I can feel the gas

[00:45:08] Ease, but I'm getting touch

[00:45:12] I'm getting taste

[00:45:14] Another time and another

[00:45:22] I got to figure out where I saw wood Someone in town must buy wood, and I got to go meet

[00:45:41] up with my brother Or how about I go do that now?

[00:45:47] Okay, let's go do that now.

[00:45:52] He does not live near me.

[00:45:55] He lives all the way up north.

[00:46:17] It's just a straight shot through this house.

[00:46:27] What the hell is this?

[00:46:35] Oh, it is here.

[00:46:43] Yeah, so this is the Canadian life of living off the land.

[00:46:54] Bruh, is this even a road?

[00:47:00] Nobody got time to watch streams, okay?

[00:47:06] chores that need to be done

[00:47:16] somebody's got time bro there's gas that needs to be filled with the needs to be

[00:47:20] chopped

[00:47:27] I think I'm close to his house

[00:47:36] No, you want the bars to be low.

[00:47:51] I can't wait to go home.

[00:47:56] I should have bought my chainsaw.

[00:47:58] Over here?

[00:48:02] I think this is where he is, the Queenie Sprout, Jim's U-Pull.

[00:48:19] There's no one here!

[00:48:37] Nah dude, what the fuck?

[00:48:44] Is that now where my brother is?

[00:48:48] Cause this is the loop around that I'm doing.

[00:48:56] Yeah, that was definitely the jiggly spot.

[00:49:06] Come on, man.

[00:49:12] I'm gonna have a bag.

[00:49:14] I'm gonna go... I'm gonna... Maybe they're in the bag.

[00:49:18] We're here.

[00:49:24] We're here, huh, I just take this

[00:49:47] Oh

[00:49:50] Can't get enough friends with Jacquees dude isn't Jacquees my brother

[00:50:03] What the fuck is this it said don't meet your brother, maybe he's not Francis is your brother. Oh

[00:50:11] Well, I

[00:50:13] Don't know where the fuck Francis is maybe he does live near me

[00:50:17] It is Francis.

[00:50:20] Was it fucking Francis?

[00:50:25] Oh.

[00:50:28] It was Francis.

[00:50:32] Let's go home.

[00:50:37] After your house turned left.

[00:50:41] Oh, that was dumb.

[00:50:51] Damn, I'm getting a driving manual.

[00:51:10] I just don't know what's a down ship.

[00:51:26] Oh wait, is this um, Parfait?

[00:51:29] What's that Parfait?

[00:51:40] No, it's getting faster help

[00:51:45] Help no the wall oh my god, no

[00:51:53] You're kidding you're kidding

[00:51:57] You're kidding how does this happen?

[00:52:05] You're fucking joking right now

[00:52:10] No, dude, noooo.

[00:52:22] How does this even work?

[00:52:29] A hoist puller?

[00:52:31] Oh my god, I can save you!

[00:52:37] I'm trying to attach it.

[00:52:43] Oh it's attached.

[00:52:44] Fuck, I should have pushed it further back.

[00:52:48] God damn it.

[00:52:49] I'm gonna have to reset this.

[00:52:50] I'm back, dude!

[00:52:53] Oh wait, there it goes, there it goes, there it goes.

[00:53:05] We haven't hydro- we're not hydro-locked.

[00:53:07] Dude, it's not moving.

[00:53:10] It's not moving.

[00:53:11] Oh, there it goes.

[00:53:13] There it goes.

[00:53:15] Hold on.

[00:53:19] Is it a neutral?

[00:53:24] Let me go put it in neutral.

[00:53:26] We got power, man.

[00:53:28] The radio's working.

[00:53:31] UGH!

[00:53:33] UGH!

[00:53:35] UGH!

[00:53:37] UGH!

[00:53:39] Neutro gonna do shit.

[00:53:41] Oh my god, my fuckin' hand is getting tired.

[00:53:53] Ow.

[00:53:55] Keep cranking, keep cranking!

[00:53:57] Keep cranking, I'm gonna reset this.

[00:53:59] I'm going to reset this.

[00:54:00] I don't know how to take this off.

[00:54:09] Are you serious?

[00:54:17] Are you serious?

[00:54:18] It's too far.

[00:54:19] There it is.

[00:54:20] There it is.

[00:54:21] Come on!

[00:54:22] There it is. There it is. Come on!

[00:54:32] There we go. There we go. There we go. We're going. We're going.

[00:54:36] We're moving. We're moving. There it is. There it is.

[00:54:40] There it is. You know what? It would be faster just to reload the save.

[00:54:45] But no. This is

[00:54:49] real

[00:54:55] this is exciting man

[00:54:58] will the car survive

[00:55:07] almost out get traction on the sand you can reverse out

[00:55:13] one more come on there it is there it is

[00:55:19] One more, one more, one more!

[00:55:24] I'll get in the driver's seat.

[00:55:27] Maybe that's an- oh my fucking god, are you kidding me?

[00:55:33] Dude, there's no way.

[00:55:41] I'm gonna keep cranking but let me see I'm gonna have to move this on the side maybe it

[00:55:59] will lift up. I'm gonna save this car. I think I can attach it onto a different spot. I think

[00:56:18] 100 times

[00:56:23] There's an in-game cheat system that lets you hit it. Is this attached?

[00:56:39] I like attached anywhere to the car. Oh, yeah, you can

[00:56:48] We're moving it up, we're moving it up, come on.

[00:57:03] There it is, come on now.

[00:57:07] Here we go, here we go, here we go, come on.

[00:57:10] Are you- what?

[00:57:13] Oh, my PC is in fire.

[00:57:25] Oh, my fucking god, dude.

[00:57:33] Oh

[00:57:51] Okay, I'm going it won't flip

[00:58:03] Keep cranking, keep cranking, keep cranking.

[00:58:28] Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

[00:58:34] Come on. Come on!

[00:58:37] Get on land, you piece of shit.

[00:58:41] Come on, bro.

[00:58:47] Oh my god. Come on, dude. Go up, wheels.

[00:58:58] Come on!

[00:59:00] Come on!

[00:59:02] There it is, there it is, there it is, yes, yes!

[00:59:14] My hand is about to fall off.

[00:59:22] This is gonna roll out okay hold up hold up hold up you're gonna roll out

[00:59:41] That's your bag

[00:59:45] Yeah, yeah, wait before I leave I swear there was something here was it worth it?

[00:59:52] What the fuck is this?

[00:59:57] What even is this?

[01:00:00] Is that a car seat?

[01:00:06] I might be able to sell that.

[01:00:22] I must have taken the wrong left turn out.

[01:00:44] Oh, here.

[01:00:46] Holy shit, my fuel.

[01:00:49] Come on!

[01:01:19] Okay, we're good. We're good. We're out. We're going home now. We're headed home,

[01:01:44] Oh

[01:02:14] We're gonna chop down these trees, bro. We made it home though. We made it home. Oh

[01:02:27] My god, what a day dude. What a day holy shit

[01:02:33] What a fucking day god damn. Oh

[01:02:38] My god

[01:02:40] Okay, shit, man.

[01:02:46] All right, let me fuel this.

[01:02:49] Oh, I actually have electricity now too, I can game.

[01:02:53] All right, we'll do 75.

[01:02:56] There you go.

[01:02:58] And then this is my moneymaker here.

[01:03:01] Go, uh, 50%.

[01:03:08] Nice, okay. Let me just see how this works. I gotta see how the magic works

[01:03:16] All right, cuz I gotta make money by chopping this shit

[01:03:22] Where did I put my out here it is

[01:03:26] I need to cut these a little smaller or some shit

[01:03:32] You can't cut this you can only cut trees on your land bitch

[01:03:36] I'm on my land right the fuck now dude. What are you even talking about?

[01:03:52] There it is there it is oh shit cash money right there

[01:04:01] Cash money, I don't know who buys this

[01:04:06] But this is how we make a living right now.

[01:04:12] My dream is to become a streamer.

[01:04:14] I don't think I don't...

[01:04:19] No electricity?

[01:04:20] Oh shit, let me turn the generator on.

[01:04:23] Hold on, hold on, let me see here.

[01:04:32] There it is. There it is. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let me play matcha dota real quick. Is

[01:04:44] this old? Oh, let me get some poutine. Let me get some poutine. Hold on. Oh yeah. How

[01:04:53] I don't have to frost.

[01:04:58] Did I just eat that frozen?

[01:04:59] Oh my God.

[01:05:02] Shit, the computer's still booting.

[01:05:04] Oh, fuck, there it is.

[01:05:10] Very nice.

[01:05:11] Ah, good shit, man.

[01:05:18] Maybe I call mom.

[01:05:20] 555, what was the number?

[01:05:23] Game saved. I'm going to bed. I'll call tomorrow.

[01:05:33] Oh, I should have shut the generator off! Oh fuck!

[01:05:43] Bad wake up bro!

[01:05:47] Oh the generator's still running!

[01:05:49] Oh nice!

[01:05:51] I'm gonna call mom at 1am.

[01:05:55] Okay...

[01:05:58] What was it again?

[01:06:00] 2109.

[01:06:02] Okay.

[01:06:21] Thank you, mom.

[01:06:24] Chad, go call your mom right now, bro.

[01:06:26] Go call your mom right now, okay?

[01:06:28] You only got one mom.

[01:06:29] All right, there's nothing like a mom's love. All right, especially when you're older. Come on, bro

[01:06:39] Ain't nobody gonna love you that hard in life

[01:06:44] Nobody

[01:06:50] Ever

[01:06:53] And then you realize it way too late when you're an old fuck

[01:06:59] I gotta sleep. Let's see here. It's a type of love that can't be replicated by anybody.

[01:07:10] It's easy to take for granted though, especially when you're a kid. You don't realize it until

[01:07:24] of the world fucking hits you with reality.

[01:07:30] What are we doing here?

[01:07:33] What are we doing here?

[01:07:34] I got 22 bucks.

[01:07:36] I'm gonna at least sell some wood to see how you make money.

[01:07:40] Okay, and then I'm gonna next game it.

[01:07:44] I like how, this game is cool just because

[01:07:46] it's very bare bones, man.

[01:07:49] You start from the super bottom

[01:07:52] Fucking Slovenia or some shit. I don't know where are we in Quebec? Where are we right now?

[01:07:59] Where did I put my gas shit I need to fill my right here

[01:08:06] Well the car you repaired does this thing even work

[01:08:10] Do we fix it completely do we take this?

[01:08:15] We'll just load the wood in the back

[01:08:17] Let me say it like 25% just in case for this one.

[01:08:28] What's the main goal?

[01:08:30] I think you're supposed to just grind car parts and make it an insane car and street

[01:08:35] race.

[01:08:37] I think that's kind of the goal and you're trying to make that your living.

[01:08:41] But you have to do other shit until you can get to that point.

[01:08:46] Can we pop the trunk? Actually before then, does this work?

[01:08:53] Oh, shush!

[01:08:56] Okay, okay.

[01:09:00] There's gotta be a button for a parking switch.

[01:09:03] Instead of looking down.

[01:09:06] What is the official P-bind?

[01:09:09] Lull.

[01:09:12] Space. Q.

[01:09:14] E

[01:09:32] Space is the biggest fucking lie Brian hit space like 10 times unless the parking brake was it why

[01:09:44] Ah.

[01:09:45] Ah, whatever.

[01:09:51] Let me just lube up the steering wheel.

[01:10:02] There we go.

[01:10:04] Oh, there we go.

[01:10:05] Now it's turning.

[01:10:06] There we go.

[01:10:07] Oh, yeah.

[01:10:08] There it is.

[01:10:09] Okay.

[01:10:10] All right.

[01:10:11] Let's pop this shit.

[01:10:12] Honestly, I should probably use the pickup for this, but you know what?

[01:10:16] We gotta get this red, see?

[01:10:19] And I don't know who I sell the wood to. That's the only thing.

[01:10:24] I have no idea who we're selling this to.

[01:10:30] Does this need to be cut again?

[01:10:32] Don't tell-

[01:10:33] Don't tell me I didn't split this more, dude.

[01:10:45] Do I have an axe?

[01:10:52] I think it's good to go.

[01:10:54] I'm pretty sure it's good to go.

[01:10:58] All right, hopefully I can shut the trunk.

[01:11:04] Who do I sell this to?

[01:11:07] I don't know.

[01:11:09] I still have to talk to my brother, which is probably what I should start with.

[01:11:16] Oh my god.

[01:11:18] All right, we don't need this piece.

[01:11:22] Oh yeah, it kind of works.

[01:11:24] Okay, wait, wait.

[01:11:26] There we go, there we go, you just-

[01:11:37] There it is boys, there it is.

[01:11:52] All right, maybe he lives nearby. Maybe he lives in Pospoy, Moss Gentle. There were no

[01:12:02] houses on the other side.

[01:12:04] Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh shit.

[01:12:16] You're kidding, man!

[01:12:35] Oh my god, dude.

[01:12:39] What do you mean, love this save? There's nothing, I never saw this save like a while ago.

[01:12:43] I'm not, no.

[01:12:46] Okay, we can save this, we can save this, it's all good, all good.

[01:13:11] It's not working, it's not working.

[01:13:29] Dude, what are we doing here?

[01:13:40] This thing is lodged.

[01:14:10] Oh my god, dude, come on, bro, come on, man, right here, right here, right here.

[01:14:36] Oh, there it is. There it is. There it is. Here we go. Here we go.

[01:15:03] That was it, man.

[01:15:06] I should have gotten the driver seat.

[01:15:24] Putting it in neutral actually help here.

[01:15:28] You know what?

[01:15:29] I think there's traction actually.

[01:15:30] There's traction here.

[01:15:31] long as I don't let go of the latch. Oh yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good. Nice.

[01:15:49] Excuse me.

[01:16:01] Come on!

[01:16:26] Get rid of the wood!

[01:16:28] No man!

[01:16:29] I want the wood!

[01:16:31] I gotta go make a five bucks.

[01:16:40] Dude, this wheel is so screwed.

[01:16:44] What?!

[01:16:47] Oh my god, that looked horrible.

[01:16:53] Okay, I'm scared this is gonna fall as soon as I uncrank it.

[01:17:01] dude this is ridiculous the handbrake is not on dude what are you talking about

[01:17:11] it literally shows it right there if it is

[01:17:15] I'm so scared it's gonna fall back

[01:17:31] wait this kind of works this actually

[01:17:40] It works! It works!

[01:17:42] It kind of works!

[01:17:47] Oh my God, I should have put this back.

[01:17:50] Oh, the...

[01:17:51] Wait, wait, wait, wait, yes, yes!

[01:18:10] There it is, boys. There it is, boys. Never give up. Never surrender. Alright, as we were,

[01:18:37] as we were, brand new clopey.

[01:18:42] Are you serious, man?

[01:18:43] What is this?

[01:18:44] This thing just decides to just jump and get stuck.

[01:18:55] Come on, give a gas.

[01:19:07] Dude, we're literally right on the road, bro.

[01:19:25] I'm gonna run out of gas.

[01:19:32] Don't make me winch it again, dude. Don't make me.

[01:19:37] Oh, dammit. God fucking dammit dude. Oh my god.

[01:20:07] Thank you, thank you, oh shit, nice, alright, we're good, alright where the hell does my

[01:20:30] I'd rather live also where's the radio there's no radio in this shit I have to

[01:20:38] go buy a radio I see the gas I see it

[01:20:47] Down here is a bridge Oh, is this this house I'm gonna just park on the

[01:21:10] road bro I refuse to go down there is that him god damn bro what the fuck I'll be

[01:21:17] there one day bro be there one day all right maybe he has some gas

[01:21:24] what up man Francis oh how much you pan bro how much you pan let me show you

[01:21:39] what I got. Let me show you what I got. Fresh birch. Three bucks a log. Three bucks. What

[01:21:53] do you think about that? What do you think about that? Where do you want this? Where

[01:22:02] before I put this. Talk to me dude. It says like update something but I don't know where

[01:22:13] to go and check that. Dude. You have like an area you want me to put this so you know?

[01:22:23] Yeah, there's a quest list.

[01:22:30] Where do you want this, man?

[01:22:34] Where do you want this?

[01:22:43] Behind the car.

[01:22:46] I'm blind where I saw the green circle behind you blind.

[01:22:52] Oh my god, what the fuck? I did not see that. Oh my god. Oh my god. I didn't see that. Alright, let's drive down there

[01:23:03] Or I didn't see it

[01:23:16] Oh bro, I think he wants a shit ton

[01:23:22] No, no, no, no, no, no, we're okay, we're okay, we're okay.

[01:23:24] Not a bad idea.

[01:23:27] Perfect, okay.

[01:23:32] Easy.

[01:23:39] Ooh, dang it, yo, this is a good way.

[01:23:47] Yo, okay, okay, there it is.

[01:23:51] Very nice.

[01:23:54] Just gonna do that a couple of times.

[01:24:09] There's some pooping.

[01:24:11] There's some pooping.

[01:24:13] Are you serious?

[01:24:24] And it just launched me into a ditch.

[01:24:36] I will get some maple syrup, I have a lot, I have a lot, come on, come on, come on, let's

[01:25:05] Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. It looks like it wants to go back. Stop!

[01:25:14] Oh!

[01:25:24] All right, next game. Yeah, that was a good game though, bro. That was a good game.

[01:25:31] That was lit.

[01:25:35] Alright, next game was as we continue.

[01:25:52] The next GERMA.

[01:26:06] Why did you leave it?

[01:26:07] Cause we have to continue.

[01:26:11] We are jumping to another world premiere.

[01:26:16] Someone say, if this came out earlier, it wouldn't have been a sweep, but development takes time.

[01:26:29] The next game for Sub Sunday is known as brand new release here.

[01:26:46] I

[01:26:58] Pro bowling

[01:27:03] 2026

[01:27:13] We're here

[01:27:16] We're here, bro. We're here.

[01:27:32] I plugged in my PlayStation controller. Oh, we got online. We got online game of the year.

[01:27:42] I love this artist.

[01:27:46] Oh shit

[01:27:53] Brothers find a random opponent

[01:28:00] Normal brown normal 10 pin

[01:28:04] What my plan what my plan?

[01:28:09] It looks like who who is the last

[01:28:11] last who won who won the bowling championship in 2035

[01:28:25] Youngstown State Buddy who the what the hell is that his name Youngstown is that I don't

[01:28:30] I don't think that's his name, bro.

[01:28:34] I don't think so.

[01:28:35] That sounds like a team or something.

[01:28:41] Chris Barnes is a legend.

[01:28:44] Barnes, this guy?

[01:28:51] All right, I'm ready.

[01:28:54] I'm ready, we're going.

[01:29:00] Whoa, that was fast

[01:29:06] Hello and welcome to this telecast of the PBA tour

[01:29:10] Rob Stone here with my colleague the Hall of Famer Randy Peterson

[01:29:14] Another battle on the lanes. It's anyone's game from the first frame to the 10th

[01:29:20] You may not know your opponent, but the pins don't care bring the heat or go home

[01:29:25] veteran excellence right here Chris Barnes he has been beating the best for

[01:29:30] decades and he is not slowing down when Barnes gets dialed in it's like watching

[01:29:36] a master at work oh is that me is that me bro that's me this guy's a legend

[01:29:42] change the sport forever and he's not done yet it doesn't tell me the guy's

[01:29:46] username who my birthday showman and he's got the heart oh my god tactical

[01:29:51] You can't talk about a weakness.

[01:29:53] I am not bursting you. Get the fuck out of here.

[01:29:55] Nope. I refuse.

[01:30:00] I refuse. Get the fuck out of here, bro.

[01:30:04] Annoying ass sniper.

[01:30:12] Nope.

[01:30:14] I refuse. He's fucking annoying.

[01:30:21] Walsh is out there.

[01:30:28] There's gotta be one dude who's been waiting for this game.

[01:30:36] Choose Al Bundy.

[01:30:44] Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.

[01:30:51] Hello and welcome to this telecast of the PBA Tour.

[01:30:55] Rob Stone here with my colleague, the Hall of Famer, Randy Peterson.

[01:30:59] Another battle on the lanes, it's anyone's game from the first frame to the tenth.

[01:31:05] You may not know your opponent, but the pins don't care.

[01:31:09] Bring the heat or go home. When you talk about all-time greats,

[01:31:13] you have to talk about Norm Duke. Smooth, steady,

[01:31:17] and endlessly clutch. He's been a fan favorite for generations.

[01:31:22] Watching him is like watching history in motion.

[01:31:26] All right, here's Chris Barnes, sharp mind, sharper game,

[01:31:29] and a career highlight reel that goes on forever.

[01:31:33] A few players a bit.

[01:31:36] Oh

[01:31:44] Sorry about that shot back hold up. What is this? All right, I got ten seconds

[01:31:50] Insane insane. What the hell just happened? Okay L1 R1 speed. Okay, and go

[01:31:58] And I'm go and I'm going

[01:32:00] the headpin

[01:32:01] Yeah, let's straight through the heart not where you want to be what's tough open

[01:32:06] But there's still a spear on the table

[01:32:10] View the oil they actually lubed this shit

[01:32:14] Dude, how do you fucking go? I'm hitting every button on this shit-ass controller. What the fuck man throw it dude

[01:32:24] Try to convert but and oh, I figure I see how it works. Oh my god

[01:32:30] Yeah, maybe he's bad too hold on

[01:32:32] I got it. I see how. I see how.

[01:32:40] It's right stick down and then up.

[01:32:45] Yeah, he has no idea. There's just first fucking time, bro. I can win. I can win.

[01:32:52] Okay. Takes out eight pins.

[01:32:55] Leaving. Okay, buddy. Looking for a good shot right here. Right. Disappointing start here, Randy.

[01:33:02] sometimes you get all child he gets to go again to somehow relax and let your

[01:33:06] talent take over

[01:33:07] way what

[01:33:13] i don't know bowling

[01:33:15] okay this guy literally has been the only guy who wish list of this game on

[01:33:20] bursary

[01:33:22] get the fuck out of here

[01:33:25] no problem

[01:33:32] Eight pins go down leaving the one that you're up against man

[01:33:39] Sheesh

[01:33:41] Okay, okay, hold on now trying to clean it up here hold on hold on hold on

[01:33:46] I'm gonna shake and make this all right. We're gonna slow it down here slow it down 75 percent

[01:33:55] Early with the timing

[01:33:58] There it is boys

[01:34:00] Nice job converting there.

[01:34:01] Good conversion.

[01:34:02] Those can turn ugly fast.

[01:34:06] Come on, dude.

[01:34:09] All right, we're going to just we're going to just 100 miles

[01:34:13] per hour of this.

[01:34:15] Oh, you're done, dude.

[01:34:18] You're done.

[01:34:19] And they all go down.

[01:34:20] And that right there.

[01:34:21] Give up, dude.

[01:34:22] Well, we call that 10 in the pit.

[01:34:24] Give up, bro.

[01:34:24] I

[01:34:28] Was not looking good for you George

[01:34:35] It ain't looking good, I can't tell if this is like the

[01:34:43] It's all good. I was all good. You got this four and six you got this man. I

[01:34:48] Can't tell if this is like golf where it's all about the

[01:34:52] A very difficult down stick and then the up release. I can't tell how much the upper leaves

[01:34:59] Picks up nine pins with just the five remaining this bear

[01:35:15] Come on, bro, it's all good dude

[01:35:18] Imagine being pro at a luck-based game.

[01:35:24] It's not luck, dude.

[01:35:25] There's some control in your...

[01:35:27] Good chance of making this one.

[01:35:28] Nah, it's not luck.

[01:35:29] What are you talking about?

[01:35:31] I mean, anybody could be pro.

[01:35:33] They're still involved in bowling.

[01:35:34] That's a swing and a miss.

[01:35:45] Look at this guy with his hands crossed man. Okay, dude. What the fuck we don't need a replay of that asshole. Who asked for that?

[01:35:59] We're back we're back out nine pins leaving just the six

[01:36:03] Yes, this is online. This is one be one be one

[01:36:08] Doesn't get much easier than this six pin has picked up 97.5% of the time

[01:36:15] I

[01:36:20] Really

[01:36:23] Dude, I don't fully know the control like I'm not sure

[01:36:30] I'm playing it like it. I'm golfing the golfing controls

[01:36:39] Come on, I miss this bro

[01:36:41] How is he curving that dude only seven pins go down looking for the conversion needs a good shot

[01:36:51] You gotta respect that spare pickup this guy's like it wanted wait left stick curbs

[01:36:59] Are you kidding me goes a little light with that one now? We'll try to convert here

[01:37:05] Take care of the spitter.

[01:37:09] Cannot afford to give that one away.

[01:37:14] Lies.

[01:37:15] Lefsteg doesn't do anything.

[01:37:16] Takes out eight pins, leaving the one and three.

[01:37:18] Lefsteg does nothing.

[01:37:22] Looking for a good shot right here.

[01:37:24] I'm just sending these straight down.

[01:37:29] Come on, man.

[01:37:34] mistake it really might be R1 L1 when you lose concentration

[01:37:42] All right, hold on hold on we're gonna slow this down. We're slowing it down boys hold up

[01:37:51] I'm whipping out. I'm whipping out the reactive resin

[01:37:56] This this bowling ball my grandpa my grandpa before him had this bowling ball

[01:38:01] It's never let me down.

[01:38:04] Oh, early with the timing there.

[01:38:07] Okay.

[01:38:09] Picks up just one pin.

[01:38:11] Bro, the lathe is slanted.

[01:38:14] Now, we'll try to convert here.

[01:38:20] Okay, bro.

[01:38:22] It's not looking too good.

[01:38:25] Oh, early with the timing there.

[01:38:28] Come on, bro.

[01:38:30] Oh, missed it.

[01:38:31] Missed it.

[01:38:32] Circle this frame.

[01:38:34] Rob, you can't afford a stage like that at this level

[01:38:38] with this much on the line.

[01:38:44] I'm going to lose to George Bush.

[01:38:47] You curl with the arrows.

[01:38:49] All right.

[01:38:52] 10 pin up.

[01:38:54] 95% is your tour average for the 10 pin.

[01:38:57] Dude, fuck this guy, man.

[01:38:59] What even is this guy?

[01:39:01] He's just...

[01:39:02] What?

[01:39:03] What's that one in the tent?

[01:39:09] He got his groove now.

[01:39:11] What?

[01:39:13] Off target on that one.

[01:39:18] Didn't make it to the parking lot.

[01:39:20] Miss, miss, miss.

[01:39:22] Wow.

[01:39:23] Duke covers nicely.

[01:39:26] I have to practice this. I'm not sure if you just right stick back and release it at the

[01:39:32] At the white circle line

[01:39:39] I don't know

[01:39:43] This is the tutorial bro

[01:39:48] Just a fractional miss downlain and boom right through the face

[01:39:52] Well, no room for air now. What happened see the focus on throw two

[01:40:00] Oh early with the timing there

[01:40:06] Tough deal there gutter ball in the first throw and now an open frame all broad DJ

[01:40:12] Okay. Yeah, the release is weird.

[01:40:19] We managed to knock down three pins. Looking for the spare here.

[01:40:23] Shit.

[01:40:25] Your Duke has won this match. The pressure's gone. Time for some victory rolls.

[01:40:34] Come on, man, it's already called.

[01:40:47] Oh, it is pulling the push-up on the line, right?

[01:40:50] Oh, so it is a push-up.

[01:40:53] It is a push-up.

[01:41:05] Pitch up nine pins with just the four remaining statistically this is the easiest

[01:41:18] Alright

[01:41:22] A little extra open that shot there at the end whatever bro. He rigged the balls. It's not about the scoreboard anymore. It's about

[01:41:34] Couldn't get the 10 out. Tour average for the 10 pin? 95 percent.

[01:41:40] Right down the line. Right down the line.

[01:41:45] Okay.

[01:41:46] Airball on that one. Now we hope-

[01:41:49] Fuck that guy. Alright, that was the tutorial.

[01:41:53] I take it back, Hexical. Let me fucking-

[01:41:56] I know you fucking suck ass. Come join. Let's go.

[01:42:00] I

[01:42:02] Don't play a stirrup look no, I'm not I'm gonna play

[01:42:08] I'm not gonna burst a one dude

[01:42:11] This guy's on the game. Why is this guy on the game? He's gotta be stacked in terms of skill

[01:42:21] He's gotta be insane

[01:42:30] Oh

[01:42:35] Bull Ross

[01:42:47] What happened here

[01:43:00] I

[01:43:21] In game it's really not that cringe dude. It's pretty nice

[01:43:25] nice. It's actually not a bad game bro. Hello and welcome to this telecast of the PBA Tour.

[01:43:32] Who the hell is this? Nebula? Okay. Ah I'm fucking up. GG. GG. Oh I'm dead. Look I just

[01:43:53] I just wanna win one and then I can next game it.

[01:43:56] Okay?

[01:44:05] Looking good out of the gate, Randy.

[01:44:07] So far so good.

[01:44:08] Don't talk to me, man!

[01:44:10] Looking for the double.

[01:44:17] It's okay, it's okay.

[01:44:18] The head pin.

[01:44:19] It's okay, bro.

[01:44:20] Yeah, let's straight through the heart.

[01:44:22] be. There it is. There it is. We'll take that. We'll take that. We'll take that. I don't know what

[01:44:31] the heck. Crazy. Look at that. Look at that candle pin. Hit it at the end. Oh my god.

[01:44:46] I don't think you get more points for curving it. It just all depends down.

[01:44:52] unless you do nine pins there leaving the three tour average for the three pin

[01:44:57] conversion 96%

[01:45:01] oh what's the three pin down

[01:45:05] oh oh okay

[01:45:14] all right that one was on the nose the nine pin is almost always miss it

[01:45:21] Okay, this guy's playing with an OSU pen

[01:45:35] Nice results that was dirtier than a gas station bathroom, and that's dirty

[01:45:41] Same commentary. Thank you, man. Looking to get on a street now hunting two in a row

[01:45:46] Oh, that was so bad.

[01:45:51] I went and knocked down seven pins.

[01:45:53] That was so bad.

[01:45:54] We'll try to clean it up here.

[01:45:57] Oh, huge mistake.

[01:46:01] It really is dropping in that.

[01:46:03] That's what happened to me.

[01:46:05] It's gone through.

[01:46:08] No, bro.

[01:46:10] No.

[01:46:11] I thought it was only controller.

[01:46:39] Knocks down seven pins there.

[01:46:40] even the one three nine got a game here boys we got a game

[01:46:51] well and boys right through the heart

[01:46:54] for you asking for we don't play the shit level

[01:46:58] uh... ok man i i forgot you have no gaming test

[01:47:01] my bad

[01:47:10] took a beat down on that one. That was with a mouse but I felt like there's a

[01:47:18] streak going here.

[01:47:25] That shot could not have been better. What up dude? What up? You're not winning

[01:47:33] this. You're not winning this.

[01:47:38] Look at that last one

[01:47:41] Boom

[01:47:44] What's your plan here you got a catch up

[01:47:52] Okay looking straight this is a full rack attack use the power shredded the rack

[01:47:59] All right out nine pins leaving just the six

[01:48:02] Wow. Alright. Fun. The sixth pin goes down. Fun. Trying to stay dialed in here with three straight strikes.

[01:48:13] Wow, that couldn't have been any better. That was beautiful.

[01:48:21] Really good chance we'll see a conversion on this one.

[01:48:27] There's the gutter ball one rule you need to keep your balls out of the gutter

[01:48:35] That goes into the gutter

[01:48:37] Nooo

[01:48:38] It can happen when you're flirting with a line out by the edge

[01:48:42] Wow

[01:48:43] What happened?

[01:48:44] What happened?

[01:48:45] Whoa a gutter ball you can't expect to win at this level doing that

[01:48:51] Gizian

[01:48:52] And right into the gutter

[01:48:53] Ouch

[01:48:54] Something like that can really kill your chances of winning could not recover after this over

[01:48:59] Is an open frame? It's over. You're welcome. You're welcome

[01:49:05] Just a fractional miss down landed boom. I think it's over news. It's over. I'm trying to curve bro

[01:49:12] I don't know. It's not curving on the mouse nine count there with just the three remaining. Oh

[01:49:16] Oh my god.

[01:49:22] Moneyball!

[01:49:23] Yes!

[01:49:24] There you go!

[01:49:27] Just a tad late on the timing now.

[01:49:31] Picks up seven pins, leaving the one-two-eight.

[01:49:34] Ah, shit.

[01:49:35] As you can see, players on the tour are likely to convert here.

[01:49:41] We missed it open frame huge mistake. How many times have we seen open frames come back and hot players?

[01:49:50] Way right on the release

[01:49:53] That's all good, and I'll get we're getting somewhere we're getting somewhere to random screenshot good shot right here

[01:50:03] Okay

[01:50:05] Misses everything and that's an open frame

[01:50:08] Tryin' for the double now.

[01:50:10] JJ, JJ.

[01:50:14] JJ, you won. You won!

[01:50:26] Nice! That ball coulda knocked down 30 pins.

[01:50:29] Hunting the turkey here with this next throw.

[01:50:35] And that pin will not go down.

[01:50:37] Just wait till I figure out how to curve, okay. Just wait. That's how a pro finishes

[01:50:49] Come back

[01:50:57] Tom Smallwood

[01:51:02] These are the tutorial no

[01:51:04] I don't know. I don't know.

[01:51:13] Alright, here we go. Hello and

[01:51:18] welcome to this telecast of the

[01:51:20] PBA tour. Rob Stone here. We've

[01:51:23] got an audience. All the

[01:51:24] famer. Alright. Oh, I'm first.

[01:51:27] Okay. Here we go. 100. Don't

[01:51:33] Don't talk to me, dude.

[01:51:38] Holy shit.

[01:51:45] First frame strike?

[01:51:51] Right, right.

[01:51:56] Uh huh, uh huh.

[01:52:01] Looking to keep it going here with two in a row.

[01:52:11] Nice looking strike for an opening double.

[01:52:13] Right.

[01:52:15] Sure dude.

[01:52:19] Looking for the double.

[01:52:26] Come on man.

[01:52:28] Now with the double. Looking for that.

[01:52:30] How do we sneak that?

[01:52:35] Okay.

[01:52:36] Already with the double, looking for a triple.

[01:52:38] Someone is heating up.

[01:52:42] Come on, brah!

[01:52:43] Now with a turkey to open this one.

[01:52:50] Looking for another strike now to get that turkey.

[01:52:53] Come on, come on, come on.

[01:53:00] Oh

[01:53:10] Okay, okay

[01:53:13] Get for the hand bone here four strikes in a row

[01:53:23] Get the hell out of here

[01:53:25] strike here and I'll call the hand bone

[01:53:35] okay okay okay

[01:53:37] hand bone four straight

[01:53:39] hand bone then

[01:53:41] hand bone and wants more

[01:53:47] come on

[01:53:48] it's up nine pins with just four remaining

[01:53:50] four pin it's almost a sure thing picked up 98% of the time

[01:53:55] Okay. Small wood. Cover's nicely. Small wood.

[01:54:02] Now that hand is ready to go here.

[01:54:05] Winnable. Winnable.

[01:54:07] Knocks down eight pins. Winnable.

[01:54:09] Four and eight.

[01:54:13] Now, we'll try to convert here.

[01:54:21] Whatever, though. Whatever. We got a game.

[01:54:24] We got it again.

[01:54:29] Okay, okay. Come on, bro. You got this.

[01:54:39] All right.

[01:54:42] Okay, okay, okay.

[01:54:44] Unnecessary roughness on that one.

[01:54:47] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

[01:54:53] That is...

[01:54:54] Knocks down eight pins, leaving the six and seven.

[01:54:58] Ahhhh...

[01:54:59] Fuck.

[01:55:03] Oh, fuck.

[01:55:06] Three percent conversion rate is the tour average for the six-seven.

[01:55:10] Dude, how? What the heck even is this? Matt, what have we been doing here, dude? I don't even know, bro.

[01:55:25] Ahhhh...

[01:55:26] Can't clean off the plate.

[01:55:28] Not surprising at all. That is a difficult mess to clean up.

[01:55:34] Dude, are you kidding me?

[01:55:36] Are you kidding me?

[01:55:41] Looking for the conversion needs a good shot.

[01:55:46] Dude, there's no way.

[01:55:56] Little to the left on the movies.

[01:55:59] Comes up empty on that one. Going for the double here.

[01:56:02] Uhhh.

[01:56:09] Alright!

[01:56:10] What a look and release!

[01:56:12] Sure!

[01:56:15] Sure!

[01:56:21] Looking for the three, bagger!

[01:56:27] How you doin' this one, bro?

[01:56:29] How you doin' this?

[01:56:30] Lookin' for the spare here.

[01:56:32] How you doing this one?

[01:56:44] Okay.

[01:56:45] And the pins do not go down.

[01:56:46] Yeah, your ball placement has to be perfect, and that's not what we saw right there.

[01:56:50] You need that spin if you spun it the other way, I would have done it.

[01:56:59] Way right on the release.

[01:57:02] there's a strike oh yes 10 in the kids looking for double strikes on this

[01:57:08] drill

[01:57:12] pros convert the 9 pin 97.5 percent of the time

[01:57:16] released

[01:57:20] you know that was all my god man it's over bro it's over

[01:57:27] I don't think I can win this, unless he royally messes up.

[01:57:34] Now my friends, it was a nice looking strike.

[01:57:41] Right at it!

[01:57:42] Punches 10 back into the pit, looking for two in a row.

[01:57:49] You know what?

[01:57:50] I'm just achievement hunting.

[01:57:54] Even if I get a strike, there's no way I need 30 points.

[01:57:58] It's GG.

[01:58:01] Yeah, wait, it's GG.

[01:58:02] 4-7-10 left on that one.

[01:58:04] It's 30 points for a strike.

[01:58:07] Very low conversion rate on this one.

[01:58:10] Wait a minute.

[01:58:18] Wait a minute.

[01:58:19] Marshall Kentz has won this match.

[01:58:21] Locked in the W.

[01:58:22] This one's just for the fans.

[01:58:24] Wait, what do you mean you need to lo-

[01:58:27] What do you mean you need to locked it in?

[01:58:29] How?

[01:58:30] Can I get 30 points here?

[01:58:48] My max is 202.

[01:58:52] Wow.

[01:58:54] That's right brought the heat just a few frames too late seeking the three-bagger here

[01:59:07] There's the turkey good-looking shot right there what a show that was for joining us and we'll see you next time

[01:59:24] hands like that. Who's this guy? Who's this guy? Frank Coise? I want to do the double hand.

[01:59:32] Is it Frank Hoy's Pete Weber?

[01:59:49] I don't think it was this guy but sure.

[01:59:55] Honestly bro, I'm surprised I lost that.

[02:00:00] I should have won that.

[02:00:02] I'm not versing this guy again, I'm not versing the one dude who wishlisted the game.

[02:00:06] Hello and welcome to this telecaster, PDA.

[02:00:07] I refuse.

[02:00:08] Okay, it locked me in.

[02:00:10] Okay.

[02:00:11] This is definitely a loss.

[02:00:23] There's no way.

[02:00:24] Wait, hold on, actually there's a way.

[02:00:28] There's a way.

[02:00:29] That vault just bumped the headpin and the resource was predictably bad.

[02:00:33] Look out!

[02:00:34] Oh man, straight through the headpin.

[02:00:42] Winnable.

[02:00:43] Opens with the 10 pin still standing.

[02:00:45] 95% is your tour average for the 10 pin.

[02:00:51] Just a tab lead on this timing pin.

[02:00:52] Oh!

[02:00:53] Oh, and that's a gutter ball.

[02:00:54] Not sure what happened there.

[02:00:56] 95% is out and the 10th pin is taking care of it.

[02:01:02] Opens with the strike. Yeah, nice delivery on that one.

[02:01:06] Yeah, man.

[02:01:14] Oh, really? Oh, you're still at 290?

[02:01:16] That's right through the heart.

[02:01:21] Nice. Nice.

[02:01:22] There's just the eight remaining.

[02:01:26] What's going on here?

[02:01:36] What are those curbs?

[02:01:38] Okay, okay.

[02:01:43] Bad.

[02:01:48] Bad.

[02:01:50] Bad.

[02:01:51] Head-on and well, you see the result.

[02:01:54] Looking for the conversion needs a good shot.

[02:01:56] Come on.

[02:01:57] Ah, should not get the spare.

[02:02:04] Yep, bad release on that one.

[02:02:10] We take those.

[02:02:11] That, my friends, was a nice-looking strike.

[02:02:13] We take those.

[02:02:14] Now look at that.

[02:02:15] That was a slaughter.

[02:02:16] Come on now.

[02:02:17] 37 how

[02:02:29] Eight pins go down leaving the one and three

[02:02:35] That one was on the nose

[02:02:37] nice. Money ball. Put all 10 in the pit with some bad intentions there.

[02:02:47] Ah! Alright, that's okay, that's okay, that's not bad, that's not bad. That's still good.

[02:02:59] Through the headpin. Yeah, it went straight through the heart. Not where you want to be.

[02:03:09] Bro.

[02:03:10] Knocks down eight pins, leaving the four and seven.

[02:03:13] This one is very makeable.

[02:03:19] Interesting.

[02:03:20] Is it, is it, is it, is it over? Is it over?

[02:03:24] I'm trying to get the train rollin here with two strikes and-

[02:03:29] Straight right in on me!

[02:03:32] Picks up eight pins, leaving the one and two.

[02:03:42] Just a fractional miss downlain and boom!

[02:03:45] Right through the face!

[02:03:46] Why are you playing as this geezer?

[02:03:51] Uh, someone sent a blame.

[02:03:53] That was a shame on the headpin, the result was predictably bad.

[02:03:56] Look out!

[02:03:57] Oh man, straight through the headpin.

[02:04:01] Fine, I won't send it straight down, I'll send it like this, so it's like slanted straight down.

[02:04:10] Are you serious? Are you serious?

[02:04:15] Oh my!

[02:04:16] Oh, dude, how did that not do it?

[02:04:30] Metal.

[02:04:34] Yikes.

[02:04:35] eight pins go down leaving the six and nine we'll try to clean it up here nice

[02:04:43] pickup got the spare I would do in here come on come on we're almost we're almost

[02:04:48] there

[02:04:53] sure sure eight pins go down leaving the five and eight nice nine count there

[02:05:01] with just the five remaining.

[02:05:02] Sure, sure.

[02:05:09] This is winnable, right?

[02:05:10] This is winnable.

[02:05:18] Takes out eight pins, leaving the six and 10.

[02:05:21] Dude, I've been playing bowling for 20 years.

[02:05:24] Really nice, man.

[02:05:31] Nine count there with just the six remaining. How is it over can goes down 97.5 percent of the time

[02:05:39] How is it over six?

[02:05:47] Oh, it's over bro, it's over with the five seven split

[02:05:51] You want to hit the right side of the five pin and knock it into the seven not impossible now?

[02:05:57] We'll try to convert here

[02:05:59] Okay, I believe I believe I believe I think we're on the lane

[02:06:10] Fails to convert the 5-7 split just needed a little bit more accuracy damn dude I

[02:06:19] Lost bro I lost I

[02:06:25] Lost man

[02:06:27] oh really nice looking now you get the

[02:06:31] strength

[02:06:32] oh yeah

[02:06:35] yikes missed on that one yeah it's at the

[02:06:38] head pin head on and well oh wait who

[02:06:43] wants you don't want to take this

[02:06:46] triple

[02:06:46] I

[02:07:16] This guy, Walter Ray Williams Jr.

[02:07:22] I believe.

[02:07:25] What am I versing about? I wanna verse somebody I haven't versed before.

[02:07:29] You the dog. Alright. What? Harry Potter's in the game?

[02:07:34] Dude, he's gonna use magic.

[02:07:35] Hello and welcome to this telecast of the people.

[02:07:39] What the heck is this?

[02:07:46] That's what you're up against, bro.

[02:07:48] That's what you're up against, bro.

[02:07:50] They call me the straight razor.

[02:07:52] I just send it down in a straight line.

[02:07:55] The straightest boulder.

[02:07:59] I don't do that curve shift.

[02:08:01] Go down, leave in the 1 and 2, looking for the spare here.

[02:08:07] Picked it up, no problem here in the first frame.

[02:08:10] One board left or right, and that's an open one.

[02:08:13] Ah.

[02:08:14] Ah.

[02:08:16] Look nice, but leave the cabin.

[02:08:17] Ah, this guy's just gone, bro.

[02:08:18] He's speeding.

[02:08:19] No, give me, but still picked up the 9 and 8.

[02:08:21] This guy is speeding down the lane.

[02:08:23] Green's up to 7 for an easy spare conversion.

[02:08:26] It takes out eight pins, leaving the one and three, looking for a good shot right here.

[02:08:34] Come on now, come on now.

[02:08:37] Nice lead, played the lane perfectly to get that spare.

[02:08:41] Come on now.

[02:08:43] Just crushed the pins with that.

[02:08:45] There we go.

[02:08:46] Dial down on that one.

[02:08:47] I just got to keep it up.

[02:08:49] Winnable.

[02:08:50] It takes up eight pins.

[02:08:52] Winnable.

[02:08:53] Oh, we're speedrunning.

[02:08:55] speeding right now. Don't do that ever again. What even was that dance? Don't do that.

[02:09:02] What? That was sick.

[02:09:15] strike on the last turn released just a tad earlier.

[02:09:20] Ah, the messenger delivers right there.

[02:09:24] Concussion protocol.

[02:09:27] Sure.

[02:09:28] Knocks down eight pins, leaving the six and ten.

[02:09:30] Good chance of making this one.

[02:09:34] All right, all right.

[02:09:35] Wow, that just tanked me.

[02:09:37] Dude, how did I lose my max so hard?

[02:09:43] Knocks down six, leaving the three, five, six, nine.

[02:09:46] You have penalized.

[02:09:50] That's one that separates the pros.

[02:09:54] Straight and full speed.

[02:10:00] Picks up eight pins, leaving the one and two.

[02:10:02] Yeah, I'm glad to convert here.

[02:10:05] Gets the spare.

[02:10:08] Tricky lead, but cleaned it up.

[02:10:10] Bro, stop.

[02:10:11] Stop.

[02:10:21] That's what you're up against, dude.

[02:10:23] That's what you're up against, bro.

[02:10:31] Oh, you know what? It's not that bad. It's not that bad.

[02:10:34] It's not bad.

[02:10:36] Okay.

[02:10:41] Cupcake well done brah I have so many more strikes than him

[02:10:46] So close picks up a big I don't understand how this

[02:10:55] Did not cover that's the kind of shot where you wish you could have a Mulligan

[02:11:00] I don't see how the point system works

[02:11:11] that shot could not have been better. What a great looking shot just a thing of beauty.

[02:11:18] Shots after a strike are doubled. Little to the left on the release. Moneyball. Oh,

[02:11:27] so making a bunch of strikes. No, no, that's not true. Hmm. Trying to get a streak going

[02:11:40] I don't know if he's gonna win this.

[02:11:45] Takes out eight pins, leaving them one and two.

[02:11:48] Looking for a good shot right here.

[02:11:54] No problem converting that one.

[02:11:56] That one gets missed more than you think.

[02:11:58] Great job.

[02:12:02] Couldn't get the 10 out.

[02:12:03] Tour players convert the 10 pin 95% of the time.

[02:12:07] That was nice though, bro.

[02:12:11] Well, wait, wait, wait, each strike counts as 10 points plus the next two ball scores

[02:12:24] added to it.

[02:12:25] A spare is 10 plus the next ball.

[02:12:28] Someone is heating up

[02:12:33] They hate him Walter ray Williams jr. Has won this match there

[02:12:37] There's a scepter results now are just academic good streak going right now academic one more Rob. Oh say your favorite word

[02:12:45] Hambo'd

[02:12:49] That's how it was just the three oh

[02:12:53] 96% conversion rate on the three pin

[02:12:55] Just a tab lead on the timing here.

[02:12:58] I'm just seeing how you curve it.

[02:13:01] I know I won.

[02:13:02] That includes our coverage of what has been an incredible event.

[02:13:04] Thank you for being here with us.

[02:13:06] Easy!

[02:13:15] Easy clap boys.

[02:13:22] Next game or one more boys?

[02:13:24] Did we do a TI?

[02:13:36] All right, this is the TI this is what it all comes down to nothing else matters

[02:13:40] Here we go. Here we go, and then we're done moving on we're moving on because we're probably never gonna see this game again

[02:13:47] until 2027

[02:13:50] So, you know

[02:13:52] We're gonna go with

[02:13:54] We're gonna go with steward Williams

[02:14:01] Still what?

[02:14:09] Hello and welcome to this telecast of the people there's got not this guy

[02:14:16] Well go play ranked somewhere go play ranked buddy we get it we get it

[02:14:21] I've been waiting in queue since release, and then finally...

[02:14:25] Oh my god, someone's in queue!

[02:14:41] Fine.

[02:14:42] Fine, let's see if it was beginner's luck.

[02:14:46] Let's see.

[02:14:46] A little to the left, on the release.

[02:14:55] Opens with the 10 pins still standing.

[02:14:57] 95% is how often the 10 pin is taken care of.

[02:15:01] That's not good.

[02:15:02] Oh no.

[02:15:03] Oh no!

[02:15:07] What are you doing, Matt? What are you doing?

[02:15:29] What are you doing?

[02:15:33] When we took out one pin there.

[02:15:35] Okay.

[02:15:39] We'll try to clean it up here.

[02:15:43] We're all picking country to rep, ma'am.

[02:15:47] Unless he's repping the globe.

[02:15:52] He leaves it open here early.

[02:15:59] Interesting beginning rounds.

[02:16:09] What the hell is going on here?

[02:16:22] How did he beat me?

[02:16:31] Paid the price after that gutter ball leaving this one open. What is this?

[02:16:42] Nine pins go down

[02:16:44] I don't even pay him man, my paypal transactions are public.

[02:16:54] This is everything and that's an open frame.

[02:17:04] It's all good.

[02:17:05] It's all good.

[02:17:06] It's all good.

[02:17:07] It's all good.

[02:17:08] Off in the 10 pin is converted 95% of the time clean 10 pin no problem

[02:17:22] Can't go just do what you did last game dude

[02:17:26] Why don't you try to curb it because I'm gonna fail and gutter ball

[02:17:32] Eight pins go down leaving the six and ten

[02:17:38] This one can definitely be picked up.

[02:17:46] Missed it! Missed it!

[02:17:48] Yeah, that's just lack of concentration.

[02:17:57] Jacob Beterf?

[02:17:59] Even the camera didn't catch it.

[02:18:11] Interesting.

[02:18:18] Here's the jet

[02:18:25] Interesting

[02:18:30] You need the car with me to come with me don't know you know mix is a month. No, you don't

[02:18:38] No curb needed bro. We've been ten pin remains all right pin gets converted 95 percent of my style of bowling is

[02:18:45] is trucking through the ball as hard as you can

[02:18:50] and as straight as you can.

[02:18:51] And the sheer force just causes them all to fall.

[02:19:01] Leave the 10 there.

[02:19:06] Tour average for the 10 pin, 95%.

[02:19:13] Okay, okay.

[02:19:14] That one is a back to the pit

[02:19:25] Eight pins go down leaving the six and nine stop with the lead for a good shot

[02:19:33] Missed it open frame huge mistake. How many times have we seen open frames come back and hot players?

[02:19:44] Oh, that was horrible.

[02:19:46] Six count there.

[02:19:47] Oh, that's a bad one.

[02:19:48] I think the country needs a good shot.

[02:19:51] Okay, sure, sure.

[02:19:53] And no problem there.

[02:19:54] No panic, just precision.

[02:19:56] If you like bowling, I've been like, twice.

[02:19:59] I don't mind it, but I've only done it like...

[02:20:02] I can count on my hand, one hand, how many times I've gone.

[02:20:10] Why are you squishing back?

[02:20:12] Yeah, I don't have a fucking arc in life on bowling buddy like you

[02:20:16] That's it!

[02:20:20] Oh yes, covers nicely.

[02:20:40] Wide on that one, looking for the spare here.

[02:20:46] You know, a bowling lane would be fun though.

[02:20:50] I would though, this is making me want a bowl.

[02:21:06] Bro has no social life, but I just, I went to a very nice restaurant.

[02:21:16] That, my friends, was a nice-looking strike.

[02:21:21] Beautiful execution on that shot.

[02:21:26] Looking to string it together here with two in a row.

[02:21:29] A little to the right on the movies.

[02:21:32] There's a strike.

[02:21:33] It's over, bro.

[02:21:35] It's over.

[02:21:38] It's over, dude.

[02:21:41] to get on a streak now hunting two in a row.

[02:21:47] Nice release, nice results, working off the double now.

[02:21:55] Leaves double wood.

[02:21:57] You see the conversion percentage there, not too difficult for the pros.

[02:22:01] Cleans up the double wood.

[02:22:04] Easy clap.

[02:22:07] and down they go well that just stuck the pins all the way down the way

[02:22:20] you try bro you tried you dream of this you tried man

[02:22:27] So I'm throwing him in the gutter. Oh, it's DJ

[02:22:42] Insane game. All right

[02:22:46] Next game as we continue down this sub Sunday route holy

[02:22:54] We are going to another world premiere

[02:23:03] Known as worth the thirty six dollars

[02:23:09] Bro unless you have a bunch of bowling trophies behind you and a bowling ball and a fucking bag on

[02:23:18] Your fucking bureau

[02:23:20] no the next game I do well then it's for you the next game is known as another brand new release

[02:23:50] Known as, wait, subtitles, it's cosmetic, okay.

[02:24:00] Interesting, we're just going right into it.

[02:24:05] We don't even know the title of the game.

[02:24:07] It's called the Christmas Cackler.

[02:24:10] Oh

[02:24:31] Okay

[02:24:40] Okay.

[02:24:50] Okay.

[02:24:58] The Christmas Cackler.

[02:25:01] Insane intro.

[02:25:03] It's almost Christmas time, Mommy! It's almost Christmas!

[02:25:13] That's right, Jimmy! Are you ready for bed?

[02:25:16] I sure am, Mom!

[02:25:18] Would you like to hear a little Christmas story before you fall asleep?

[02:25:23] Wait, that's Mom?

[02:25:25] Oh, boy! I'd love to!

[02:25:26] This story's about the Christmas Gaggle!

[02:25:30] Who's that?

[02:25:31] Well, if you just wait a moment, I'll tell you a little, Jimmy.

[02:25:36] He's like Santa, but for bad boys.

[02:25:40] So you're not the motorcyclist?

[02:25:42] Oh no.

[02:25:43] He comes and he punishes bad boys.

[02:25:46] He's been naughty all year.

[02:25:48] You see, Santa, he makes a list, and he checks it twice.

[02:25:52] And he's gonna find out who's been naughty all this.

[02:25:56] Well, he gives that naughty list to the Christmas character.

[02:26:00] He then hunts down little boys and teaches them a lesson like math

[02:26:07] No, Jimmy. He punishes them for being naughty all your law

[02:26:12] It's said he sneaks into the victim's room late at night

[02:26:16] Whoa often causing a electronic menu functions and just before he strikes

[02:26:24] Hey, let's out of tackle. Oh

[02:26:26] That's your only warning. He's there.

[02:26:31] What's he laughing about?

[02:26:33] He gets pleasure from teaching body little warriors a lesson.

[02:26:39] Some say the only way he'd ward off him is by shining a light directly into his eyes.

[02:26:45] What about a flashbang?

[02:26:47] A flash what?

[02:26:49] A flashbang, you know.

[02:26:51] Oh!

[02:26:56] Should I just make that noise with your mouth, Jimmy?

[02:27:02] I asked Santa for some this year.

[02:27:04] Ah, yeah, well...

[02:27:06] Yeah, a flashbang would probably do it.

[02:27:08] Or a flashlight's probably a lot more better.

[02:27:12] Anyways, that's why you gotta wait until morning before you go check under the tree, Jimmy,

[02:27:17] to see what Santa brought you.

[02:27:19] It's just too dangerous to go out there and check in the dirt now.

[02:27:24] Try to be quiet, okay, sweetie?

[02:27:27] Mommy has been working a lot recently,

[02:27:31] trying to make this holiday special for the both of us.

[02:27:35] And she needs to get some sleep, okay?

[02:27:37] Okay, Mom.

[02:27:39] See you in the morning.

[02:27:40] Good night, Jimmy.

[02:27:41] Hey, Mom.

[02:27:43] Yeah, Jimmy?

[02:27:44] The Christmas Cackler here goes after bad boys, right?

[02:27:48] That's right, Jimmy!

[02:27:50] I'm not a bad boy, am I?

[02:27:51] Oh, Jimmy!

[02:27:53] Sleep well!

[02:27:56] Oh gosh, I hope the Christmas Calcler doesn't come for me.

[02:28:01] I better finish like this Christmas drawing for Mom before morning then.

[02:28:09] Survive the night and draw a picture for Mom.

[02:28:13] Move camera, turn off electronics,

[02:28:15] F for flashlight to scare off monsters, open and close drawing.

[02:28:22] Room disturbances stress mommy out when she gets too stressed.

[02:28:25] She'll enter the room. Make sure your drawing is ready with lots of data on your browser else.

[02:28:32] What the hell? Wait, it's just...

[02:28:36] Okay, there's the flashlight. I already forgot half the key binds.

[02:28:45] Okay, we gotta suck.

[02:28:48] I have to shut the electronics off, don't I?

[02:28:57] Okay

[02:29:00] Okay, hold on. Let me see. What am I making? Okay, we got a son. No, we got a son.

[02:29:06] Oh my god.

[02:29:08] Oh my gosh, she knows. Okay, this is the Sun, bro. Okay, what the hell? It keeps turning back on!

[02:29:20] It's not me!

[02:29:25] Okay, and what are we drawing here? There's a car. There's a car.

[02:29:33] Oh God.

[02:29:34] Okay, there's a car. We got a car. Alright, here's the car. Okay, we got the car. Alright.

[02:29:49] Turn back! The cackler! Okay, there is the car and then there's somebody driving. There's

[02:29:57] the steering wheel and then driving the car okay the van TV whoa it's a Ferrari

[02:30:12] there we go and then here's the road and there's another car here and we're

[02:30:19] tailgating the car. Oh my god. The cackler's trying to get me in trouble. And there's a

[02:30:28] little Prius here. Okay, on the road as well. Oh my god. That was the cackler. And it's

[02:30:43] That's a flying car.

[02:30:45] Okay, he's flying right now, and he's mad.

[02:30:49] And there's clouds.

[02:30:58] So why am I drawing this in the middle of the night?

[02:31:02] How's the quality?

[02:31:03] I think it's good.

[02:31:04] I think it's good.

[02:31:05] I think it's good.

[02:31:06] Right?

[02:31:07] I think we're good.

[02:31:08] Right?

[02:31:09] Clouds?

[02:31:10] I think we're good.

[02:31:11] Right? Clouds? I think we're good. Some trees, maybe? Some trees? Some trees?

[02:31:17] And the distance? You know, the distance?

[02:31:25] Is this just stuck at 1620?

[02:31:34] Okay, we got trees. We got another tree in the distance. We got another tree.

[02:31:37] Why are you making that noise?

[02:31:42] Oh, the Christmas Cameler!

[02:31:44] Jimmy! What is her?

[02:31:47] Well, Christmas Calcler, he was here! I heard him laughing at me!

[02:31:51] Were you trying to go check under the tree for your presents or something?

[02:31:55] No! I was just laying in bed! He tried to come into my room and give me!

[02:32:00] Oh, Jimmy! You must have had a nightmare!

[02:32:04] There's nothing to worry about.

[02:32:05] Wait, what are you working on?

[02:32:08] I'm drawing you a present for Christmas, Mom.

[02:32:11] Can I say?

[02:32:12] Oh, okay, Mommy.

[02:32:14] Oh, wow, Jimmy.

[02:32:17] This really is just wonderful.

[02:32:20] Thank you.

[02:32:21] Oh, okay, well.

[02:32:24] You should stop drawing and go to bed, please.

[02:32:27] Yes, Mom.

[02:32:28] Good night, Sugar Mom.

[02:32:29] Good night, Mommy Gum Gum.

[02:32:34] Wait, I have to add more?

[02:32:50] Dude.

[02:32:51] Why is this kid just drawing in the middle of the night?

[02:32:56] In the night.

[02:32:57] Okay, green.

[02:32:58] Now we got green trees.

[02:33:01] Okay, what else is green?

[02:33:03] we got frogs. We're gonna make Pepe. Okay, we're gonna make a Pepe, a random ass Pepe

[02:33:10] here. Okay, a frog. I think this is how a frog looks. Okay, that's Pepe right there.

[02:33:20] That's Pepe the Frog. Alright, yeah, hit me with a Pepe. Hit me with a Pepe. Alright,

[02:33:30] I got a draw, brah. I need a reference material.

[02:33:33] I need reference material, brah.

[02:33:35] We don't have a lot of time.

[02:33:40] Okay.

[02:33:43] Okay.

[02:33:47] True, true.

[02:33:51] All right, hold on. Keep referencing.

[02:33:56] Oh God, I failed.

[02:33:57] It kinda looks like it, it kinda...

[02:34:04] Where's his nose dude?

[02:34:05] He has no nose.

[02:34:14] Kind of.

[02:34:15] What else is green?

[02:34:16] I need more!

[02:34:17] We need birds.

[02:34:18] We need birds.

[02:34:19] Okay.

[02:34:20] We need birds. We need birds. Okay, we got birds in the sky.

[02:34:29] I'm sorry. Okay, we got birds, bro. They're migrating. Okay, they're going. Two birds.

[02:34:43] Okay, a random plane flying in the distance, it just took off.

[02:34:49] It just took off as well.

[02:34:52] Random plane.

[02:34:53] There it is.

[02:34:54] There are the wings.

[02:34:56] Perfect.

[02:34:57] All right, show and enjoy this.

[02:34:59] There's an airport nearby.

[02:35:01] It's flying.

[02:35:02] There it is.

[02:35:03] That's the plane right there.

[02:35:06] The wheels are still out.

[02:35:08] The wheels are still out.

[02:35:12] Okay, yeah, this is nice man. This is nice

[02:35:20] Draw some grass. We'll save the grass. Okay, this is good

[02:35:25] We're gonna hold here

[02:35:33] I once had a teacher like that thing really

[02:35:36] What do you do, Madden? He keeps appearing and making that noise.

[02:35:43] Nice, you mean-

[02:35:47] Get away from me, Christmas Cackler!

[02:35:52] Chubby, what the hell are you screaming about now?

[02:35:55] The Christmas Cackler is real! He's trying to get me!

[02:35:59] Jimmy, the Christmas Cackler isn't even real! I saw him!

[02:36:05] You probably just saw your own reflection in the window with that damn flashlight you've been waving around while you've been up drawing, huh?

[02:36:13] Now, honey, I need you to go to sleep.

[02:36:17] I don't want to have to come back in here, okay, Jimmy?

[02:36:21] Ow, you've gotten the Christmas cat for myself!

[02:36:25] But, Mom...

[02:36:26] Let me see the drawing, at least, Jimmy.

[02:36:28] Let me see your wonderful little drawing you've been working on.

[02:36:31] Okay, Mommy.

[02:36:33] Ha! Oh wow! That's pretty cute actually! Wow! What a wonderful sun I have! Oh such a fantastic drawing! Oh what a fantastic use of line work!

[02:36:46] Thank you!

[02:36:48] Jimmy! Go to bed! Don't stay up! Drawing no more! Just go to sleep! Good night Jimmy!

[02:36:57] really we're drawing more okay okay bro we got a what is red bro what is red

[02:37:11] oh no dude okay we got red flowers okay we got red flowers on the right here

[02:37:25] and a little flower. Beautiful, beautiful couple of flowers on the distance. Shut it off man,

[02:37:36] mom's gonna show up. Okay, there's a random fire hydrant in the distance. This is a EU

[02:37:44] fire hydrant, random one. Alright, and then yes, we're gonna paint the car. Here look,

[02:37:53] We got some beautiful flowers.

[02:37:55] This is a red car now.

[02:37:56] It's a red car.

[02:37:57] Oh wait, this is the cheat code.

[02:38:03] Ah!

[02:38:04] Yo, this room is cursed!

[02:38:12] Okay, just one red car.

[02:38:17] Just one red car.

[02:38:19] There it is.

[02:38:23] or does she will, she will really, she will really like this.

[02:38:30] Bruh, actually, good starving?

[02:38:32] Okay, buddy, like, you could do any better, dude, okay?

[02:38:35] How about you fucking relax?

[02:38:36] Alright, what's your critique?

[02:38:37] Okay, I'm sick of your fucking critique, okay?

[02:38:54] I'm sick of the goddamn critiques man

[02:39:00] Don't do it bro, don't do it man the cackler is real

[02:39:11] Yeah, we finished early now we're just waiting for mom now we just have to wait I

[02:39:17] Can add some nice finishing touches

[02:39:23] very nice look at that add color to the Sun I don't want the Sun to be red

[02:39:40] though.

[02:39:41] Ohhhh!

[02:39:42] Ohhhh!

[02:39:43] Get away!

[02:39:44] Stay away!

[02:39:45] Get away!

[02:39:46] That's it, Jimmy!

[02:39:47] Give me that damn flashlight!

[02:39:48] But mom, the Christmas Cackler!

[02:39:49] Jimmy!

[02:39:50] That Christmas Cackler isn't real!

[02:39:51] That's just a dumb story told to kids so they'd stay in their rooms on Christmas

[02:39:54] nights.

[02:39:55] He is real!

[02:39:56] I heard him laughing at me!

[02:39:58] Sweetie!

[02:39:59] I'm so sorry!

[02:40:00] I'm sorry!

[02:40:01] I'm sorry!

[02:40:02] I'm sorry!

[02:40:03] I'm sorry!

[02:40:04] I'm sorry!

[02:40:05] I'm sorry!

[02:40:06] I'm sorry!

[02:40:07] I'm sorry!

[02:40:08] I'm sorry!

[02:40:09] I'm sorry, I told you that scary story before bed. That's my fault, but it's just a story.

[02:40:16] Now, I'm taking the flashlight, and I'm gonna go put earplugs in.

[02:40:21] Don't you wake me up again. Sleep well, Jimmy, and I'll see you in the morning.

[02:40:25] Oh, and give me that drone, too.

[02:40:28] It's not finished, though.

[02:40:29] Let me see.

[02:40:30] Oh, wow. Oh, this is, oh, this is fantastic. Oh, this is like, oh, this should be in the

[02:40:38] little Louvre in Paris. Oh, wow. Oh, this really brings a smile to my face. Oh, what a wonderful

[02:40:45] sun I have. Hope nothing bad happens to him. Oh, mom! Dude, she took the flashlight.

[02:40:53] No more art, no more light. What am I supposed to do? The cackler.

[02:41:00] Oh my god, oh my god, I'm dead, I'm dead.

[02:41:13] What do I do?

[02:41:16] Oh my god.

[02:41:20] AHHHH!

[02:41:22] AHHHH!

[02:41:24] AHHHH!

[02:41:26] AHHHH!

[02:41:28] Christmas Cackler!

[02:41:30] What are you screaming about, little boy?

[02:41:32] You're the Christmas Cackler!

[02:41:34] You've come to get me!

[02:41:36] But little Jimmy,

[02:41:38] I only come

[02:41:40] from bad little boys.

[02:41:42] Who are you in my bedroom?

[02:41:44] Oh, little Jimmy.

[02:41:46] I've not come for you.

[02:41:48] I've not come for you. I've come for the evil man who's sitting inside your closet.

[02:41:55] I've just been waiting for you to fall asleep.

[02:41:59] What the hell? I thought that was you!

[02:42:01] You're your duty, all safe and sound.

[02:42:18] Wow, Christmas Cackler, you really did save the day.

[02:42:23] No problem, kid.

[02:42:24] Whoa!

[02:42:25] One more thing.

[02:42:26] Plot twist.

[02:42:27] What's that, Christmas Cackler?

[02:42:29] Catch!

[02:42:30] Oh wow, thanks Christmas Calcler!

[02:42:34] No problem little Jimmy, now enjoy the rest of your Christmas.

[02:42:39] And remember, don't be naughty, otherwise I really will be visiting you next year.

[02:42:45] Ahahahahaha!

[02:42:48] Ahahahahaha!

[02:42:50] Merry Christmas!

[02:42:52] Wow!

[02:42:55] Damn, I didn't know.

[02:42:57] There it is.

[02:43:01] That was something right there.

[02:43:08] That was something.

[02:43:11] Wow.

[02:43:14] That was something.

[02:43:26] That was definitely something.

[02:43:31] That was something, boys.

[02:43:41] Wow.

[02:43:46] Okay.

[02:43:48] There's another game, boys.

[02:43:51] Another one for the books.

[02:43:53] What can I say, man?

[02:43:55] Okay, if we compare our shelves to Finnish games,

[02:43:59] I don't want to embarrass you, never mind. Pretend I didn't say anything.

[02:44:03] Um, it wouldn't look good for you.

[02:44:08] Um, all right, next game here.

[02:44:17] Next game.

[02:44:19] Oh, I played this one a while ago and I thought it needed a lot more time.

[02:44:32] But we're here to go again.

[02:44:42] The next game had an early access release.

[02:44:49] Oh, buddy.

[02:44:52] Let's see what they've done here.

[02:45:02] Let's see what they did here, boys.

[02:45:06] Let's see what the damage is like.

[02:45:14] Bionur!

[02:45:17] Bionur!

[02:45:21] Bionur!

[02:45:25] Alright, let's see what we have here.

[02:45:30] You are a pie owner!

[02:45:32] You're a guy who owns spies.

[02:45:36] New York!

[02:45:40] We're gonna go to New York. Contact population?

[02:45:44] Does no one play the fucking game?

[02:45:48] Does no one play the damn game?

[02:45:52] the damn game? What the sh**t, though?

[02:46:02] Well, male, female? Wait, hold on.

[02:46:22] Okay, we got a character creator.

[02:46:29] 1200 on Steam, lol.

[02:46:40] Camera

[02:46:58] Okay sure do sure ban

[02:47:10] Sure dude.

[02:47:19] Sure.

[02:47:27] Sure.

[02:47:29] Wow, looks weird without a beard.

[02:47:43] Okay.

[02:47:45] Sure, man.

[02:47:48] Shurban Lincoln, choose an avatar.

[02:48:18] I don't know man. I don't know. Let's go with this one.

[02:48:26] All right. Settings. Grappics.

[02:48:44] camera shake

[02:48:46] blow

[02:48:51] ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma

[02:48:58] okay i think i think we're good here i think uh i love when they go with best and high and you

[02:49:03] don't know if best is the best you can't change this what

[02:49:14] Okay.

[02:49:28] You didn't hit apply? God damn it.

[02:49:39] Oh yeah, this intro...

[02:49:44] fuck I gotta do this again

[02:49:47] come on speak

[02:49:49] Edgar will

[02:49:51] if we're so

[02:49:53] oh we fuck

[02:49:55] and you are not anyway

[02:49:57] God damn it man

[02:49:59] you are back

[02:50:01] hold up boys

[02:50:03] I already did this the last time I played

[02:50:05] I don't want to do this again

[02:50:07] but I uh oh yeah I never did

[02:50:09] huh

[02:50:11] Oh yeah, never did, huh?

[02:50:15] Shhhh...

[02:50:21] Squawk, squawk!

[02:50:23] So you can't change specific stuff.

[02:50:37] I love...

[02:50:38] ...fucka.

[02:50:39] This is SHIT!

[02:50:42] Pick up the knife.

[02:50:48] Ah, I should clean it up.

[02:50:50] Ah, we got a melee weapon.

[02:50:57] Search for the tracker?

[02:51:03] Feeds you perfectly.

[02:51:05] Oh, I can't believe I forgot.

[02:51:08] Uh, here. Take this. Here's a phone, but don't get it wrong. It's...

[02:51:15] Inventory.

[02:51:16] Got it!

[02:51:18] We've been waiting for you. As you might have.

[02:51:22] Shari did this, so I'm trying to just speed through it.

[02:51:24] We won't.

[02:51:25] Dude, this is a little tutorial.

[02:51:26] It's very hard, basically. That's the...

[02:51:30] There are two...

[02:51:31] I remember this game's combat was like, it feels like it's floaty, call of duty shit, but maybe they changed it.

[02:51:38] Yeah, maybe they changed it.

[02:51:48] Alright, this game is laggy.

[02:51:59] See that? Oh my gosh!

[02:52:03] Holy shit.

[02:52:08] What the hell was that dude?

[02:52:17] I turned the volume down, get to the wrecked caravan.

[02:52:32] Interesting.

[02:52:39] Oh, you can skip there?

[02:52:56] That was actually the skip.

[02:53:01] Okay, I'll skip the prologue, nice.

[02:53:27] Okay, let's see how this game works.

[02:53:33] Star comes from DX12, you need to go to DX11.

[02:53:50] I have to restart for DX11.

[02:53:57] I remember this game had so much dialogue that was unnecessary.

[02:54:12] Like somebody just wanted to make this game a gap about nothing, and then they just added

[02:54:17] all the V.A. in.

[02:54:20] I just checked the passage is closed off, nobody's after us.

[02:54:24] Good riddance.

[02:54:26] I gotta go meet the boss now.

[02:54:28] And in the meantime, you take care of our comrade.

[02:54:34] Comrade!

[02:54:36] Now what about you?

[02:54:38] Excuse me?

[02:54:39] I don't know, we're here at Corny and I were considering what to do with him.

[02:54:43] Vorkov.

[02:54:44] That fight in the church showed us your determination, as well as your combat skills.

[02:54:48] It is exactly what we're looking for.

[02:54:50] Yes, and in addition to good pay and respect, we have something else to offer.

[02:54:56] Courtney and I work for the local mayor.

[02:54:59] Courtney?

[02:55:00] You know the show here, here in Tartarus.

[02:55:02] Mavroti is known as a good businessman.

[02:55:05] And what do you think Mavroti deals in?

[02:55:07] Information.

[02:55:09] Don't you want to know what happened to you?

[02:55:12] Your case is definitely a strange one.

[02:55:14] And you don't seem to know much about life on the island.

[02:55:17] Lavorodi has connections. He can find out how it all turned out like this.

[02:55:23] We'll handle that. The old geezer is knocking on every door in the tower right at this moment, telling everyone how great it'll be to ha-

[02:55:31] Yeah, and we also have a task for you. We've gathered some goodies on the raid for a certain someone.

[02:55:38] There was actually the reason behind that whole racket.

[02:55:42] It's not for you. You'll need to take this thing and give it to the client.

[02:55:48] Okay.

[02:55:50] Yeah. This job is a great opportunity for you. I recommend you make-

[02:55:56] Okay, sure. Level of influence.

[02:55:58] Come on, chop-

[02:56:03] Alright! Can I open this?

[02:56:06] Shocking ammo. Can I open this? I have to deliver this to that guy over there.

[02:56:20] My sugar bun now.

[02:56:30] Welcome to the City of Wanderers!

[02:56:33] Oh this is like the player hub.

[02:56:37] Oh yeah this is where he has a player.

[02:56:51] Player storage.

[02:56:52] Oh there's crafting as well of course.

[02:56:58] Let's just follow the starter quests anyways.

[02:57:12] Speak of welcome, welcome, to the honest.

[02:57:17] Take care of this.

[02:57:18] It's comforting to-

[02:57:20] I think I ran at him too fast.

[02:57:22] You could put it simply, you could find your stuff.

[02:57:24] Very good.

[02:57:31] Initially, two major expeditions began exploring the islands.

[02:57:39] The Brigade...

[02:57:42] And the Comblomerate.

[02:57:45] Apart from them, there were smaller groups and individuals who didn't share the same aspirations as the major players.

[02:57:52] Lawners, neutrals, explorers, hunters, they all needed a safe place. A home and liberty.

[02:58:02] And they also needed a person who was ready to gather people around themselves to build this very home.

[02:58:10] We needed a hero that would hold up, and gather loyal followers around him and together with them, including me, your humble servant,

[02:58:20] We worked to create the past

[02:58:24] We established a free settlement when anyone who abides by our rules could feel right

[02:58:32] Wandering pass maintains neutrality all wonders are welcome here

[02:58:38] Well, now do you have a good grasp on what the wandering past is all about?

[02:58:46] No.

[02:58:47] No, I don't.

[02:58:48] That wasn't my intention.

[02:58:49] I have no idea what you just said.

[02:58:52] Right, just let me see what the game loop is.

[02:58:55] I don't give a shit.

[02:58:59] Receive the gift from Boris Topor.

[02:59:02] I don't need fucking five hours of dialogue to then realize the game's loop sucks

[02:59:07] ass.

[02:59:08] That's not even ADHD, it's more like no one has time for a shit yes session that is

[02:59:22] a waste of fucking time.

[02:59:26] I'm sorry, there's such thing as too much dialogue. What are you talking about, Brad? You really want to sit through a bunch of stupid shit to then realize the game sucks balls? That to me sounds like a waste of time.

[02:59:46] time

[02:59:54] we said to put through three hours of fucking dumb shit to then

[02:59:58] play the game and realize it's bad welcome

[03:00:01] oh holy okay

[03:00:03] all that's for you besides the book

[03:00:11] listen I brewed up a new

[03:00:15] Well, I don't think

[03:00:19] Drink the potion

[03:00:21] Like this is all tutorial stuff anyways. Oh online mailbox

[03:00:27] Come on man pay to win pay to purchase I

[03:00:33] Look like a bunch of skins or something you could put on

[03:00:38] All right drink the potion

[03:00:40] Come on. Drink it up and tell me how you feel.

[03:00:47] Oh, it looked like skins. I was weapon skins.

[03:00:51] What's up?

[03:00:52] How do you feel?

[03:00:54] Are you okay?

[03:00:56] Seems like something's going wrong.

[03:01:01] Don't panic.

[03:01:03] Hey, please remain calm.

[03:01:05] It'll wear off really soon.

[03:01:07] One second! I will find something for you!

[03:01:12] How?

[03:01:14] It was all my fault. I'm sorry. I hope you're alright.

[03:01:19] Sure.

[03:01:21] It doesn't seem like anything serious happened.

[03:01:24] Well, you're- it should have-

[03:01:28] The unique blend. No need to-

[03:01:32] Ah, that's please. About that.

[03:01:35] when you're done okay get food and supplies from ice man

[03:01:42] ice man she gave me med kids add it to quick access

[03:01:53] Where the hell- oh.

[03:02:00] Ah, I see those are set to those.

[03:02:03] This is like a buff?

[03:02:08] Plus 10 max health?

[03:02:09] Plus 50 health regen.

[03:02:11] Oh, okay.

[03:02:13] Oh, fat man!

[03:02:17] That's over here this way.

[03:02:20] There's a couple people playing.

[03:02:24] I mean, I don't think it's a bunch of different servers. It's just a New York server.

[03:02:28] Hello, buddy. Are you looking for anything?

[03:02:31] Iceman.

[03:02:34] Oh, well, here you go.

[03:02:39] Uh, medical kits are best for restoring health.

[03:02:43] Yeah food and supplies.

[03:02:47] No hard feelings.

[03:02:49] Okay, he hooked it up.

[03:02:51] Return to Semyon.

[03:02:52] Semyon.

[03:02:53] Okay, give me some apples.

[03:02:57] Rest health?

[03:02:58] Rest, restore stamina, restore his hunger.

[03:03:01] Okay, I mean, I'm good on food and HP right now.

[03:03:08] What's up man?

[03:03:10] How did you go?

[03:03:12] Did you manage?

[03:03:14] Right there.

[03:03:16] Roadie, is it?

[03:03:18] Go to the mud road.

[03:03:20] Oh, don't you go to the mud road.

[03:03:22] Go to the reception.

[03:03:24] Of course.

[03:03:28] Mail box.

[03:03:30] I think I already checked that.

[03:03:32] I don't think I have any more mail.

[03:03:38] You've unlocked the ability to battle all their players?

[03:03:51] Oh, there's PvP.

[03:04:01] Meet Mavroti on the third floor.

[03:04:06] Oh, this is where you change your appearance.

[03:04:15] Ahhhhh.

[03:04:21] I see.

[03:04:22] I don't know why that doesn't work.

[03:04:59] Until looks to me like an obvious trap. Oh

[03:05:03] My dear old friend tell me where do you think I'd be if I didn't take that kind of risk?

[03:05:10] Still you have to understand that the cult will not leave us alone

[03:05:14] We need to weigh out all the risks

[03:05:17] By the way

[03:05:19] Here is our guest in the flesh just in time to take a job, too

[03:05:24] Don't you think it's reckless to send a novice?

[03:05:30] Shut it, corny!

[03:05:32] I'm aware of your opinion.

[03:05:33] Now, let's get back to business.

[03:05:36] Hi, my new friend.

[03:05:38] I am Avrodi, the chief wanderer among all the wanderers here in the palace.

[03:05:43] I have been informed of your mind-boggling circumstances.

[03:05:47] You know what?

[03:05:48] I'm actually willing to help you.

[03:05:49] My word is worth a lot, if I may say so myself.

[03:05:52] If you have read my biography, The Pyramid Principle, now I'm sick!

[03:05:56] I didn't, bro. I didn't. Give me a fucking task so I see what the hell we're doing.

[03:06:02] Discuss the job.

[03:06:08] With who? With you?

[03:06:10] Well, rookie.

[03:06:12] Ah, you get...

[03:06:14] In case you're in short...

[03:06:17] There are a lot of...

[03:06:19] You only what do you ask? Oh, yep. Yeah, of course. I joined my wreck and

[03:06:28] excellent

[03:06:30] Don't worry. It's a mere formality

[03:06:35] Press your hand down on the paper placing it in the outline shit game starts now game starts back

[03:06:40] Excellent! Welcome to the ranks of the initiative!

[03:06:52] Thank you, man. Alright.

[03:06:54] Now we can speak for that procedure. That's what the... well then.

[03:07:01] I'm a seri...

[03:07:03] Alright.

[03:07:05] I need a gun.

[03:07:07] If you ask me, oh my dear friend, Mavrodi, what's bothering you most right now?

[03:07:15] And you know what I'll tell you, a bunch of fucking fanatics in raven feathered costumes.

[03:07:22] They call themselves the Cult of the Raven, and the cult members have already become

[03:07:30] a big problem for the entire island, and we're not the only ones suffering because

[03:07:35] of them. Members of the cult attack our caravans, abduct our people, and as captives use them

[03:07:42] in their dark glory rituals. Just the other day, the cultists attacked a bunch of our

[03:07:49] trained caravans, almost simultaneously, and it seems to me that I have an idea as

[03:07:54] to why. We can't let the crime slide. Our informant found the spot where many of these

[03:08:02] cultists gather. We must strike a blow against these bastards.

[03:08:07] Well, what do you think?

[03:08:10] I agree. Give me a gun.

[03:08:12] Volkov, there's also... it may be twitching. To be honest, yes, underway. It's your...

[03:08:22] the others.

[03:08:24] I asked for a special assignment. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Now the

[03:08:30] game starts.

[03:08:31] Now the game begins.

[03:08:37] No, no, no, Chet, if you play this game and you don't want to read it all banned.

[03:08:48] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:08:50] He's already...

[03:08:51] No, no, no, no, no.

[03:08:52] Help, help.

[03:08:53] Help, help, help.

[03:08:54] No, help.

[03:08:55] Help, help, help.

[03:08:56] Help, help, help.

[03:08:57] Help, help, help.

[03:08:58] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:08:59] No, no, no, no.

[03:09:00] I am one of the initiatives guys I see that we're traveling light well this

[03:09:25] This guy has a similar beard to me.

[03:09:38] The red zone. The yellow zone. I know enough.

[03:09:44] Okay. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Okay. Game starts.

[03:09:48] What is this about?

[03:09:49] Like, can you kill other players in the wasteland?

[03:09:56] Is this all PvE?

[03:10:01] Hold on, hold on.

[03:10:18] It turns out to be a card game?

[03:10:24] Oh shit.

[03:10:25] Oh we're in.

[03:10:29] Reach the rogue wasteland.

[03:10:31] Got no gun.

[03:10:34] I have no gun.

[03:10:44] Are you guys friendly, ma'am, sir, ma'am?

[03:10:50] Are you guys friendly?

[03:10:52] They're like frozen.

[03:11:00] Oh

[03:11:24] There's guns right here

[03:11:28] Really bright you can't jump through here

[03:11:31] They're gonna go around

[03:11:41] What

[03:11:53] Really I couldn't pick up a gun over there

[03:11:58] Really

[03:12:00] That will be all. If you need me later, you'll be able to find me in the inner courtyard.

[03:12:09] Good luck!

[03:12:10] Ain't nobody reading that.

[03:12:19] Do you have a pistol I can use?

[03:12:21] I feel like I missed a gun.

[03:12:30] I'm sure about this.

[03:12:35] Alright, I can't go in there.

[03:12:42] Let's see.

[03:12:52] Oh, shit.

[03:13:03] We're out.

[03:13:11] I

[03:13:32] Receive gear I was like a stronghold

[03:13:37] Okay

[03:13:42] Just like in a dream supply deliveries were established the nearby my house

[03:13:48] Family and everything was just as it was before

[03:13:51] It's shame shame a real shame

[03:13:56] Brother who asked

[03:14:07] What's in here?

[03:14:11] We're in a mass kettlebell?

[03:14:15] That was heavy.

[03:14:17] Oh god, I'm just going to pick up everything and then get encumbered.

[03:14:30] Everything looks like I need it.

[03:14:34] I should have given you your weapon and a detector, but yeah, you should have

[03:14:48] The wagon that brought the supplies here.

[03:14:53] Hold on.

[03:14:54] Okay.

[03:14:55] I'm all right now.

[03:15:00] Okay.

[03:15:04] Long story short, the wagon that was carrying supplies and ammo ran into an anomaly not

[03:15:10] far from here.

[03:15:12] The ammo blew up.

[03:15:14] What do you think it means?

[03:15:16] It means that I can't offer you any weapons.

[03:15:22] I am able to offer you a planned beacon.

[03:15:25] There is a house right behind me.

[03:15:27] And inside it, there is a workbench with several half-finished weapons.

[03:15:31] Oh, there's also a pistol that you can repair.

[03:15:34] There are enough materials on the shelves in the closet to craft and repair all of them.

[03:15:40] You can custom-assemble a tribal sawed-off shotgun or a caravaneer's pistol.

[03:15:45] Basically, if we can't give you any weapons, we'll give you every opportunity to assemble weapons for...

[03:15:51] ...prod, relax.

[03:15:53] As I said, the...

[03:15:56] ...perceive gear.

[03:15:57] Okay, where are we going?

[03:16:07] Then...

[03:16:08] Go on, get going, and craft a weapon for yourself!

[03:16:11] Oh, the door opened.

[03:16:18] Alright, stash.

[03:16:20] Throw everything in the stash for me.

[03:16:26] I don't need the TV on.

[03:16:37] I need a focus.

[03:16:41] Sawed off shotgun

[03:16:46] Does it even shoot?

[03:16:49] I just got a pistol though look like a pistol I just got I was

[03:17:02] Hold F

[03:17:11] I wonder if I just wasted all that.

[03:17:33] Nope.

[03:17:37] Okay.

[03:17:38] Alright.

[03:17:39] What?

[03:17:39] I'll remove him now.

[03:17:42] Leave the house.

[03:17:46] Alright, now the game starts.

[03:17:52] What are we farming, bro?

[03:17:53] The worm's out from this side, too.

[03:17:54] Where the hell did they even come from?

[03:17:58] Ah, okay.

[03:18:07] Where's my shawty?

[03:18:12] Oh my god, I ate both of those, god damn it.

[03:18:29] What weapon slot is this?

[03:18:34] Why don't I just throw a random E?

[03:18:49] Oh, you can change the music?

[03:18:54] I don't have a random E-Site throw.

[03:19:24] Oh, yep. It looks like some sort of shady business, but it doesn't look like they got attacked by raiders.

[03:19:32] What if it was the raiders?

[03:19:35] Frankly, I prefer raiders.

[03:19:54] All right, so we have here

[03:20:08] Search the site out.

[03:20:26] Now.

[03:20:27] Take it easy.

[03:20:28] Oh, this is an autopist, though.

[03:20:37] Oh

[03:20:51] Oh, that's what that was for

[03:20:59] My dear six

[03:21:02] Now we can keep in touch at a distance

[03:21:07] After the chasm is firstly safe, but you can run into anomalies at times.

[03:21:11] Be careful.

[03:21:13] Alright, I'm eating all my food.

[03:21:25] Heh, what the hell?

[03:21:37] Search the site of the caravan disappearance.

[03:21:50] five

[03:21:57] five

[03:22:01] five

[03:22:07] five

[03:22:12] five

[03:22:16] Let me see, how do you heal?

[03:22:30] Is there actually an animation?

[03:22:34] Oh, I see.

[03:22:36] I wonder if you can, oh, you can melee.

[03:22:44] Where the hell is the body?

[03:23:10] Oh

[03:23:14] Take

[03:23:16] I can hear the good ol' radon demon, that's a decent basic detector, but it freaks out

[03:23:44] If you buy a cluster of anomalies, my advice to you, buy a better one once you have more hexes.

[03:23:53] I thought it was...

[03:24:01] This is literally pressing T if it whips this out.

[03:24:05] This is T.

[03:24:14] I

[03:24:32] Got

[03:24:34] I

[03:24:40] Shut the fuck up

[03:24:51] I'm reloading

[03:24:53] Looks like there's no supplies anywhere.

[03:25:10] There's anomalies everywhere.

[03:25:20] Okay, I have to go all the way around.

[03:25:32] Ow.

[03:25:34] Okay.

[03:25:36] now. Come in. We made it. Good day to you sir. What up dude?

[03:25:58] Wow!

[03:26:06] Okay, we're officially in the open world of the game.

[03:26:28] If you won't be crying, you'll be sitting in the cell but that's not it.

[03:26:32] Message for the rookie.

[03:26:34] You've sent your uncle with access to level one.

[03:26:37] To complete the tasks for the initiative or world exploration,

[03:26:41] you can request assistance from other agents or friends.

[03:26:45] However, you cannot call upon them to carry out missions assigned to your unit.

[03:26:50] You will learn more about the way you are following missions.

[03:26:54] As long as your admission level is upgraded, of course.

[03:26:58] As an MSN, you will already be granted access rights to mistress,

[03:27:03] as well as other locations if you wish to take advantage of this entitlement.

[03:27:07] The World Waste Lands are open to you.

[03:27:09] MOTHER!

[03:27:10] And if you ever want to go back to the Wandering Pass,

[03:27:15] find me or one of the other guys.

[03:27:18] Over and out.

[03:27:20] Okay, thanks man.

[03:27:22] Oh, there's your health regen.

[03:27:34] Okay.

[03:27:38] Okay, okay.

[03:27:43] Not a shotgun ammo here.

[03:27:48] I didn't restart for DX11.

[03:27:58] What are you gonna do with all these junkies?

[03:28:16] I'm gonna go kill him.

[03:28:18] I'm in perfect. I'll be waiting for the result. Okay. Where am I in spite of death wandering

[03:28:38] Pass some anomalies. That's where I need to end up going the heart of the desert

[03:28:47] And I mark at the quest I just got

[03:28:52] Talk to the captain

[03:29:08] I

[03:29:26] Did

[03:29:30] Dang it with some truth homemade bread

[03:29:33] I eat it in front of him or not.

[03:29:44] No, you'll get nothing out of me.

[03:29:51] If you don't kill me, someone else will.

[03:29:53] Please understand, my life is over.

[03:29:58] Let me die in peace

[03:30:02] Okay

[03:30:04] Are you kidding me?

[03:30:06] What's the point if the outcome doesn't change if one doesn't kill you another will tell me in whose hands will I die in greater agony?

[03:30:14] I don't want to make a choice

[03:30:19] I

[03:30:21] Can see you're going for it. Do you want to suffer all right?

[03:30:25] I enjoyed my lost interrogation allowed to tear my conversation partners belly up and

[03:30:39] I'm gonna stick my hand aside of his intestines.

[03:30:42] Okay.

[03:31:00] Okay.

[03:31:01] What do you want anyway to revel in my death and torture? Please just stop this charade

[03:31:08] Okay, I don't know man too late. I'm gonna torture till you say something useful

[03:31:13] It's messed up. I'll come on enough of this farce if you can sort it out with them then so be it

[03:31:21] Okay, oh wait now he's cooperating

[03:31:24] I fell out of their hands

[03:31:26] In the hands of these people the main thing is that they promise to kill and torture me

[03:31:31] Brutally torture me and then kill. How is he supposed to?

[03:31:39] There are several narrow tunnels hundreds sure show me the map. I'll shoot

[03:31:46] Okay, so now we know

[03:31:56] This is how it all would...

[03:31:59] I don't know who we're dealing with, but we could use some help against our enemy.

[03:32:05] Deal! Alright, I'll make you there.

[03:32:09] Okay, let's see. Wait, does it fast travel me?

[03:32:14] Alright now.

[03:32:18] Meet Balmuth's group.

[03:32:26] You know, I think this game, it's early access, I feel like there's potential if they, delete

[03:32:39] 90% of the dialogue and then just make it a bit better.

[03:32:44] it's the mercenaries let's deal with these scumbags here and now we need to

[03:32:51] save those clients through this area

[03:32:57] it seems like I think there's potential

[03:33:04] me Balmets group from here bro we're literally in the group dude you want me

[03:33:09] to go in there

[03:33:44] I'm gunned! Too much ammo!

[03:33:52] Don't mess with me!

[03:33:54] Oh, they have pistol ammo.

[03:34:00] Is there the gun that has too much ammo?

[03:34:08] Forward, guys!

[03:34:40] Wow, it's an apple.

[03:34:50] Okay, oh wait, apple doesn't kill you.

[03:35:09] So, this is the open world, so there's other players running around right now.

[03:35:24] It does say it is a story area, so it's single player only.

[03:35:37] What did he give me?

[03:35:47] I didn't see anything plus.

[03:35:50] Ow.

[03:35:52] Oh.

[03:35:54] Holy shit.

[03:35:57] He taught me how to cook.

[03:36:05] So there's different quests scattered around here.

[03:36:10] I guess I'll just keep going.

[03:36:17] So now I was in a single player area.

[03:36:20] It's like you can pick up anything, like to sell it.

[03:36:24] So now like there could be players showing on the road all over the map.

[03:36:31] I

[03:36:49] Okay, you're still not fully bite yet. It's me

[03:36:54] Topo

[03:36:55] Remember me?

[03:36:56] You begged me for gear at the pass there is one caring project for you

[03:37:02] You will find me if I decide the red smoke orient yourself to it

[03:37:08] All your ass over there and hurry up

[03:37:14] It's a poor

[03:37:18] By the red smoke

[03:37:22] As far dude

[03:37:26] Alright, I have to get really close for the red smoke.

[03:37:42] Snake!

[03:37:44] Snake! Oh, I think that's a player.

[03:37:55] Oh, I'm gonna steal your shit, rope-hack, all of them.

[03:38:02] Snake!

[03:38:07] I fight this dude.

[03:38:12] You fuck!

[03:38:15] Alright, put my laser.

[03:38:18] Excuse me?

[03:38:20] Take the laser.

[03:38:24] Alright.

[03:38:28] And now rookie fire according to my coordinates and try out the module in action

[03:38:35] I need you to get rid of the creatures that have set their sights on my stuff

[03:38:41] Head along my coordinates

[03:38:48] Oh, give me a laser now only have 17 bullets, bro

[03:38:54] Be nice if I could craft some bullets

[03:38:58] I mean like, it has some interesting, I don't know, I don't fucking know, I don't give a shit, whatever.

[03:39:06] I think there's potential to give him like a year.

[03:39:23] I don't think you can craft bullets from your inventory though, can you?

[03:39:28] That seems nice.

[03:39:48] for double medication?

[03:40:18] What's in here?

[03:40:37] Is it AI slop though?

[03:40:40] I agree with calling it out but I don't know if it actually is AI slop.

[03:40:48] Stalker's mechanic. You know what man? I would say whatever dude. Literally gaming's all about

[03:40:54] copying people's ideas and putting your own fucking twist on it. It's not like the new

[03:41:02] stalker was good unless you're lying to yourself I would go back to stalker once

[03:41:21] it's patched the fuck up because I dropped it because it was so bad on

[03:41:24] on release.

[03:41:31] Stalker 2 was amazing, bro.

[03:41:34] This is why not everybody needs an opinion on games.

[03:41:38] That game was the most mediocre pile of shit.

[03:41:45] Granted, I will go back and try it, because it had the same thing where there was potential,

[03:41:51] clearly didn't hit gold with it.

[03:41:57] Stalker Gama is like a modder's take on Stalker though.

[03:42:03] Of course he's gonna shit on Stalker and say this game has potential, yeah this game

[03:42:07] has potential just like how Stalker had potential.

[03:42:11] Hey Alexi, are you there?

[03:42:18] Yes, yes, I'm here.

[03:42:21] What happened?

[03:42:22] I can't do it.

[03:42:23] Whatever the next game, I'll wait until it pops off.

[03:42:29] But, no one gives a shit.

[03:42:37] I think that was an hour. Next game. We are jumping over to another one. Holy.

[03:42:57] Another one. Known at... Oh, this one actually looks like it has the potential.

[03:43:07] Hmm.

[03:43:11] The next game is known as...

[03:43:22] Oh, shh.

[03:43:28] Oh.

[03:43:30] What have we got here?

[03:43:37] Be world by studios

[03:43:42] Food processing Sim you later

[03:43:52] That's what I'm talking about boys, what do we got what are we doing?

[03:44:00] Let's see let's see

[03:44:07] Okay, okay, bro, this is how you guys get your chicken nuggies.

[03:44:25] Let's see how it works.

[03:44:27] This is where your chicken nuggies, your dino nuggies get processed, bro.

[03:44:33] At this warehouse.

[03:44:36] see how they do it. How does it get formed into a dino-nuggy? Oh, we're going right into

[03:44:46] it. Buy and install starter machine at starting machine position. This is where you do it.

[03:44:53] Okay. Product catalog. I need a starter machine, a straight conveyor belt, machine, starter

[03:45:02] Starter machine, straight conveyor belt, vegetable slicer machine.

[03:45:09] Oh, it's right here.

[03:45:16] And another conveyor belt.

[03:45:18] Oh, wait, is it one of those?

[03:45:19] Oh, is one of these having games?

[03:45:22] Oh, it's right here.

[03:45:29] machine okay I feel like this is the wrong way can I pick this up hold to

[03:45:38] move I rotate there we go okay the vegetable machine okay looking good I

[03:45:55] I think. I think that's correct. I think.

[03:46:11] Put your arms inside.

[03:46:14] Out. Failed. Oh, this is the fail slot. Okay.

[03:46:18] Accept the first project located in the project menu.

[03:46:23] All right, this guy wants some lettuce.

[03:46:26] Six lettuce bronco!

[03:46:28] Buy and deploy one box of lettice.

[03:46:34] Lettice salida.

[03:46:40] Oh shit, that was fast. All right.

[03:46:44] Six lettuce.

[03:46:46] There it is. There it is.

[03:46:49] Dino Nuggy's ink.

[03:46:53] Come on, buddy

[03:46:56] Battery status let's turn that shit up, bro. Come on man. Oh, yeah

[03:47:05] Look at that

[03:47:12] With a little bit of floor marinade

[03:47:14] There it is.

[03:47:23] Box, I'll slide those into the delivery truck.

[03:47:27] Delivery truck, what are you?

[03:47:32] There you go.

[03:47:33] Claim the first project via the menu.

[03:47:37] Shhh!

[03:47:38] Talk to the guy, we'll deliver the project now.

[03:47:43] Oh shit, there we go.

[03:47:45] Just one pack of lettuce, huh?

[03:47:50] I'll come with you.

[03:47:52] Okay, leave me here. Got it.

[03:47:55] That seems very not worth the job.

[03:48:01] We did it.

[03:48:02] Commodity is delivered.

[03:48:04] $1,800.

[03:48:07] Holy shit.

[03:48:09] Okay.

[03:48:10] Okay.

[03:48:17] Vegetable washer machine.

[03:48:18] Wait, we didn't even wash those?

[03:48:20] Okay.

[03:48:21] We need the slicer, to the washer, to the dryer, to the packaging, and a wall bowl, to

[03:48:34] the packaging, a label machine.

[03:48:37] The box pal my god, what the fuck there's so many machines dude

[03:48:47] Wait washer dryer slicer washer

[03:48:52] sure.

[03:49:06] Is there another conveyor belt right there? What the hell is this? Oh, there we go.

[03:49:16] To the dryer. To the packaging thin bowl.

[03:49:22] Oh my god dude, all this for lettuce?

[03:49:32] Are you fucking kidding?

[03:49:38] All this for lettuce.

[03:49:42] Okay.

[03:49:43] Bonnet Shark One Box of Thin Wall Bowl and Bonnet Shark Lettuce Salad Label?

[03:50:05] One box of thin wall... bowl...

[03:50:11] Lettuce salad... but you have to actually buy the fucking labels too, dude. Are you kidding me right now?

[03:50:19] Are you serious right now?

[03:50:23] How do I resupply this shit?

[03:50:26] Oh, you get employees to do this later.

[03:50:46] Oh, you get employees to do this later.

[03:50:52] spin wall bowls right here okay we don't have lettuce

[03:51:08] Okay, supplies.

[03:51:18] Alright.

[03:51:19] Here we go.

[03:51:26] Lettuce goes in, it gets nicely chopped, and now it's going to get washed.

[03:51:33] Oh, whoa!

[03:51:35] Water dead.

[03:51:36] What the hell?

[03:51:37] Oh my god! RTX water? Okay, okay, and now it's gonna get dried. Okay, hold on.

[03:51:58] Alright, now it's getting packaged. We don't get to see it though. Get to see it

[03:52:02] little bit. Okay, there it is. And then it's gonna get labeled. It's labeled here. There

[03:52:19] There it is. Lettice Saleed. Lettice Saleed!

[03:52:26] There it is. Damn. One... Does the auto box it?

[03:52:35] There it is. There it is. Four... Five... Six...

[03:52:45] insane insane there it is there it is

[03:53:03] insane just for one box of lettuce

[03:53:11] delivered

[03:53:15] Very nice.

[03:53:18] Checking! We want more laddies.

[03:53:23] How many? 60?

[03:53:27] Alright he wants 60. What do you want? Small commodity boxes?

[03:53:33] Okay, how much are these? 6?

[03:53:37] I'm going to pretend I'm doing this right and I read that right. Or else we're fucked. Let's see.

[03:53:43] All right

[03:53:48] He said 60 so that means 10 boxes, right?

[03:54:13] Oh, shit.

[03:54:22] Oh, god, is this the label?

[03:54:28] Oh, my god, this is going to take too long.

[03:54:36] Oh, shit.

[03:54:39] Hopefully it doesn't ruin it.

[03:54:45] Did my math math there?

[03:54:53] What the hell, the game?

[03:54:54] Oh, it like froze.

[03:54:57] I think my math is math-ing.

[03:55:01] I feel like I'm not going to have enough balls of anything.

[03:55:26] in range.

[03:55:40] You got two boxes.

[03:55:44] Wait until I can hire people.

[03:55:51] I can't carry multiple.

[03:56:21] How are we doing? How are we doing? How are we doing? One, two, three, four, five, and error, error.

[03:56:29] We have no more balls. We have no more balls.

[03:56:39] There you go. How are we doing? How are we doing?

[03:56:44] Yes. Very nice.

[03:56:48] Get shit.

[03:56:53] Items in machine 24?

[03:57:07] Is this stuck?

[03:57:12] It says there's 24 but it succeeded.

[03:57:17] Okay

[03:57:21] You know what I can see this being annoying

[03:57:25] Because you need to micromanage every single machine with specific bowls like what even is this I?

[03:57:33] Guess that's why they have employees, and you probably just keep going through it you get large boxes later

[03:57:47] All right, let's see.

[03:57:55] Yeah, these are specific for lettuce.

[03:57:59] It's like you need labels for your specific foods.

[03:58:04] All right, hopefully I don't need to move the boxes, because that would be bad.

[03:58:24] All right, let's see now, how are we doing?

[03:58:29] Are we done?

[03:58:31] How we doing? 6, 12, 18, 24, 30, 36, 42, 48, 54, and no items in the machine.

[03:58:58] Do I need more lettuce?

[03:59:02] I think I need more lettuce.

[03:59:06] Oh, true lol, brother.

[03:59:10] How the well, my brother.

[03:59:14] I could have just one tapped it.

[03:59:22] Do I have 60? Lies. Oh wait, I have 60 now.

[03:59:28] The next contract is gonna ask for another 60 bros. So who gives a shit?

[03:59:58] Alright, let's see.

[04:00:03] Yeah, when do we get to make the dino nuggies?

[04:00:20] Next one is going to be a hundred lettuce.

[04:00:23] Alright, there it is.

[04:00:27] Shush, that feels not worth.

[04:00:32] 42 quantity.

[04:00:36] How do I, can I hire somebody, employee?

[04:00:40] Unlock at tier four.

[04:00:43] Come on, man, close.

[04:00:45] Okay, that made this way better.

[04:01:07] All right, this is the mesmerizing part right here.

[04:01:29] Oh yeah.

[04:01:30] Oh yeah.

[04:01:36] Oh, yep.

[04:01:45] Super fresh.

[04:01:46] You could just take a fork right here.

[04:01:48] Just give me the fork, man.

[04:01:50] Oh, this is the salad.

[04:01:55] Well, all the machines to fast.

[04:01:58] Probably degrade faster.

[04:02:06] I wonder what happens, do you have to like, I feel like this is going to get jammed or

[04:02:20] or something.

[04:02:38] Start moving the boxes.

[04:02:43] You're right.

[04:02:50] We're going to be doing tomatoes next.

[04:03:03] Was one three of six?

[04:03:05] No, bro, no, whatever, we'll give him more.

[04:03:10] Oh wait, this one was four of six.

[04:03:25] You can't take them back.

[04:03:29] Maybe we'll give her some extra.

[04:03:34] Oh, it actually auto closes when we hit the max anyways.

[04:03:40] All right, brother.

[04:03:45] I'm coming with you this time.

[04:03:50] No!

[04:03:53] More lettuce, dude.

[04:03:58] More lettuce.

[04:04:03] Come on.

[04:04:08] Aw, man.

[04:04:29] I'm going all out, bro. We are all about the lettuce. The lettuce is what's gonna make us make money.

[04:04:34] If I overdo it, whatever.

[04:04:36] doesn't matter

[04:04:56] uh yeah he actually took a machine gun sound from a game and uh just uh

[04:05:02] Slowed it down made it a little less leevil sounding

[04:05:19] Perfect now we just have to let her cook

[04:05:25] He needs 60 he needs 10 of these

[04:05:32] He needs 10 boys.

[04:05:55] Alrighty.

[04:05:56] Now we wait.

[04:05:58] Wait, chat hold up I got a piss

[04:06:58] All right.

[04:07:28] See here.

[04:07:44] I know, sometimes lightning speed, man.

[04:07:48] Alright, I'm going with you guys.

[04:07:50] For real this time.

[04:07:52] Alright, don't kick me off.

[04:07:54] I'm going.

[04:07:56] I'll leave this place one day

[04:08:10] Oh, we still got time bro. What is this lettuce bro? What are we doing right now, bro?

[04:08:18] What are we doing right now 18 lettuce, okay?

[04:08:23] All right

[04:08:25] When does the truck come back?

[04:08:30] And the day

[04:08:33] Where's the truck dude? Where's the truck?

[04:08:38] What if I have the truck spawn right on top of me?

[04:08:50] Oh they reverse and

[04:08:55] I'm efficient 18 go, go, go, go here for a tear for

[04:09:19] Oh, let me just wash my face with this water.

[04:09:26] Alright, I'm good.

[04:09:33] Double lettuce?

[04:09:34] 48?

[04:09:35] Oh, now we got two orders.

[04:09:39] Okay.

[04:09:40] Send it in.

[04:09:43] Send it in.

[04:09:50] Uh-oh, what is happening here?

[04:09:54] Why is there a jam?

[04:09:57] Machine condition low?

[04:09:59] Or for maintenance?

[04:10:03] That's it?

[04:10:08] Just press a button? I wish it was that easy.

[04:10:15] Perform maintenance, please. All good.

[04:10:23] That'd be amazing.

[04:10:36] Is that easy? IRL? I build machines like this? Do you really?

[04:10:47] I believe you.

[04:10:54] No! I believe you, bro! No! I believe you!

[04:11:00] Let's see the maintenance logs.

[04:11:02] Logs.

[04:11:03] Damn, bro.

[04:11:08] The future.

[04:11:10] Shit.

[04:11:12] Ah, we got two.

[04:11:23] One of these is like...

[04:11:24] You don't need that many.

[04:11:34] I already tried staying at the top of the truck, the force field is just very strong.

[04:12:00] All right, come on, tier four, I want my first employee.

[04:12:10] All right, come on.

[04:12:12] Oh, I almost made it out.

[04:12:16] Damn it, dude, almost.

[04:12:26] Dude, we're done.

[04:12:29] We don't sell lettuce anymore, bro. We don't. We're done. We don't sell it anymore.

[04:12:34] Stop.

[04:12:37] We decided to discontinue lettuce.

[04:12:52] Go to product catalog and then what?

[04:12:59] I'm gonna go to product catalog brother. What are we doing here? Oh

[04:13:15] Good call, bro

[04:13:29] Mornin! Mornin!

[04:13:45] Okay, hold on now, let's just do this.

[04:13:52] We got a lot to send out here.

[04:13:59] Oh

[04:14:22] Okay

[04:14:24] Okay, all right, let me see here, we're done, okay, we're going to do tomatoes and then

[04:14:41] alt-a-four.

[04:14:42] What do I need?

[04:14:43] I need a starter.

[04:14:44] What do I need?

[04:14:45] I need a starter, a conveyor, double conveyor, uh, so, okay, let me see.

[04:14:53] Slicer

[04:14:58] We need the slicer do we need the washer and the dryer

[04:15:04] Washer and dryer

[04:15:10] Packaging

[04:15:23] Alright, here we go.

[04:15:28] Starter.

[04:15:31] We got the starter, boys.

[04:15:35] Here we go.

[04:15:37] Starter.

[04:15:39] Into conveyor.

[04:15:47] Into...

[04:15:50] It's okay. It's fine. I can get there. It's a conveyor.

[04:16:09] Oh, whoops.

[04:16:20] Uh, and to Washer.

[04:16:27] And to Trier.

[04:16:40] into the bowl

[04:17:04] into the label.

[04:17:15] I then send it.

[04:17:21] Oh, move!

[04:17:26] Are you serious?

[04:17:27] Are you serious?

[04:17:34] This actually might not work.

[04:17:41] What happened to the machine?

[04:17:48] There it is.

[04:17:54] And now...

[04:17:58] Tomatoes.

[04:18:01] We've got the tomatoes, we've got the lobos, we've got the tomatoes, AHHHHH STOP STOP!

[04:18:14] Oh my fucking god, that's shit.

[04:18:22] Oh, we got tier 4.

[04:18:28] Hold on, let me hire somebody to fix that.

[04:18:31] You're hired, bro.

[04:18:36] Start wherever you want.

[04:18:37] Figure this out.

[04:18:38] Figure this out, bro.

[04:18:39] Figure it out, man.

[04:18:40] I got this water.

[04:18:41] Okay, labels.

[04:18:42] These are a little too close to each other, but it's always all good.

[04:18:51] to each other but it's all good.

[04:18:56] Amados?

[04:19:00] Amada Label?

[04:19:05] Why isn't this working?

[04:19:15] Dude.

[04:19:19] Don't make me push your bag.

[04:19:28] Don't make me push your bag.

[04:19:35] Why?

[04:19:43] Come on dude!

[04:19:52] God damn it. James, what are we doing here bro?

[04:19:56] The tomatoes though!

[04:20:05] There they are!

[04:20:08] Very nice, very nice.

[04:20:10] Okay, we're gonna put this here, I grab these, okay, we're gonna take this, put this here,

[04:20:27] Do this right here, okay, we're gonna throw that there

[04:20:47] But after by bowls oh god

[04:20:57] Okay, I'll get it.

[04:21:04] It's fine.

[04:21:08] I don't see the problem, I don't see the problem.

[04:21:15] Okay.

[04:21:20] Are you kidding me, bro, stop.

[04:21:35] Stop for two seconds.

[04:21:36] Shut it down.

[04:21:37] Oh my god.

[04:21:38] We're screwed, bro.

[04:21:39] We're screwed.

[04:21:40] Oh my god, we're screwed bro, we're screwed.

[04:22:04] There it is boys.

[04:22:05] That's how you do it right there.

[04:22:16] I put these back in the... can I like put these back?

[04:22:25] I can't, can I?

[04:22:28] Okay, well it is what it is.

[04:22:33] They're still going through.

[04:22:35] Great game great game. All right next game as we continue

[04:22:52] You.

[04:23:00] Oh, dear.

[04:23:22] All right people the next game here. Let's see what we got going on. Let's see. Let's

[04:23:34] see. We are jumping into another one. Oh, we're getting into another one. Oh my god.

[04:23:52] This one, wow, heavily voted for a game coming up here, heavily voted for a game, if not the most voted for a game of Subsunday.

[04:24:07] The Hada Patch apparently.

[04:24:09] the next guess this one even on which oh my god it is

[04:24:39] All right, the next game is known as

[04:25:07] Another brand spanking new release known as

[04:25:16] a shy hold up a shy

[04:25:25] The game's voice acting contains a lot of profanity.

[04:25:37] The voiceover may not match the subtitles as intended for entertainment only.

[04:25:40] If you want to pull extra surpluses, please roll out the subtitles, okay.

[04:25:47] I feel like we're being calm being called out what is this

[04:26:11] Fuck! Valera, where's the water? I don't remember shit. I got wasted as hell last night. Where

[04:26:31] Where the fuck am I?

[04:26:33] Oh my god.

[04:26:37] Jesus Christ, what are those noises?

[04:26:43] What the hell? I urgently need water.

[04:26:47] A flashlight. F.

[04:26:51] Where's the damn exit?

[04:26:53] This is where I woke up.

[04:26:59] This looks...

[04:27:00] This is not good.

[04:27:01] Who a key.

[04:27:02] All right, Nikita.

[04:27:03] It's not even what I needed.

[04:27:04] I'm outta here.

[04:27:05] I'm outta here.

[04:27:06] Where's the door?

[04:27:07] Rock here.

[04:27:08] Hey!

[04:27:09] Hey!

[04:27:10] Hey!

[04:27:11] Hey!

[04:27:12] Hey!

[04:27:13] Hey!

[04:27:14] Hey!

[04:27:15] Hey!

[04:27:16] Hey!

[04:27:17] Hey!

[04:27:18] Hey!

[04:27:19] Hey!

[04:27:20] Hey!

[04:27:21] Hey!

[04:27:22] Hey!

[04:27:23] Anyone alive with this dog?

[04:27:25] Whatever.

[04:27:26] I need something to drink.

[04:27:28] Oh no.

[04:27:30] A fridge.

[04:27:32] Oh come on.

[04:27:34] Oh beer.

[04:27:35] Nice.

[04:27:38] This is way cooler than water.

[04:27:40] Tastes fucking great.

[04:27:42] Time to find whoever owns this shit hole.

[04:27:46] Inspect the rooms.

[04:27:53] What do we have in here?

[04:27:58] Um... nothing good.

[04:28:10] Wait a minute.

[04:28:13] I've seen that computer before.

[04:28:17] Fucking mansion.

[04:28:19] Where is everybody?

[04:28:22] I'm to show for a minute

[04:28:25] Why does it why does he have an axe?

[04:28:40] Yeah, at least he neatly stacked yes, I'm getting out of my own at least he neatly stacked the axe is obviously on the table

[04:28:48] The pizza boxes

[04:28:50] Okay, at least that's something right there.

[04:28:54] Are you bits?

[04:28:59] Why?

[04:29:00] You creepy little fuck.

[04:29:02] Why dude?

[04:29:03] Wasn't that like an old jump scare?

[04:29:10] That's an old jump scare.

[04:29:12] That wasn't scary.

[04:29:14] Some people got scared right there.

[04:29:25] Whoa.

[04:29:26] My brother's feeling like shit.

[04:29:31] Another key? Time to bail.

[04:29:40] How do I open this?

[04:29:41] It can't be this easy.

[04:29:43] Oh, Scotchy Mucci.

[04:29:46] What the heck is this?

[04:29:59] Wait a minute.

[04:30:08] What the fuck is wrong with this room?

[04:30:16] I don't give a fuck.

[04:30:17] I need to talk to this cute guy.

[04:30:21] Uh, okay.

[04:30:24] Hey, is this your mansion?

[04:30:29] Hey!

[04:30:30] Nah, I have just a bomb here.

[04:30:35] I thought the boss was gonna put your name. Who's in charge here?

[04:30:42] I'm Fred. This is the boss place.

[04:30:46] Fred?

[04:30:48] He's total drunk. Don't say nasty things to him.

[04:30:53] Okay.

[04:30:55] Why do I need this crap? I just wanna go home. Where is he?

[04:31:00] no my friend that won't happen here you will never get home what do you mean go

[04:31:11] make your choice in the next room

[04:31:16] okay fucked up choices that you'll figure everything out yourself no fuck

[04:31:24] Fuck off! I'm busy.

[04:31:28] Okay.

[04:31:29] Are you stupid?

[04:31:32] I say fuck off!

[04:31:36] Uh...

[04:31:39] Find a crowbar and a room with a hole in the ceiling.

[04:31:44] Okay!

[04:31:50] Weird.

[04:31:51] Say the least? Weird.

[04:31:58] Closed.

[04:32:02] Got it.

[04:32:07] Yeah, this is the new resident evil.

[04:32:13] Crowbar? Sure. I'll take it.

[04:32:19] Okay, now let's see if I can find the room.

[04:32:27] Oh! There it is.

[04:32:29] Random hole in the ceiling.

[04:32:32] How is that doing here?

[04:32:36] How am I gonna get up there?

[04:32:43] Early look?

[04:32:45] What the hell?

[04:32:46] Bro, why is there a dildo right there?

[04:32:51] Okay, I choose.

[04:32:55] Bro, what even is this, man?

[04:33:01] You have to make a choice?

[04:33:11] This is an interesting choice here.

[04:33:15] This is an interesting choice.

[04:33:26] Maybe I could do that thing where you balance on the spikes, but it doesn't actually like

[04:33:31] go through.

[04:33:32] Oh.

[04:33:33] All right.

[04:33:36] That takes years of training.

[04:33:39] Okay.

[04:33:42] That's one of those things that takes years of training.

[04:33:44] I'll find a bar later.

[04:33:45] I've got an idea.

[04:33:47] Okay.

[04:33:56] Wait, what was the point of that? What?

[04:34:00] Are you fucking stupid?

[04:34:04] It's over for you.

[04:34:06] Quick, hide in the closet.

[04:34:08] Are you fucking stupid?

[04:34:15] Are you fucking stupid?

[04:34:17] Wait, am I hiding in here?

[04:34:20] Alright, I'm hiding, I'm hiding, I'm hiding.

[04:34:26] Dude, what is this game?

[04:34:28] Why?

[04:34:29] You imagine that. Go through the other door.

[04:34:59] what even what it what even is this man I feel like this is a first a game base

[04:35:12] he actually hit me this is cursed brown I've got the crowbar let's crack this

[04:35:22] thing open what wait which one I go I just entered that

[04:35:35] fuck it, just keep fapping

[04:35:45] uh, okay

[04:35:47] bro, holy shit, you made a mess of yourself

[04:35:53] did you see that?

[04:35:56] dude, I can smell you from a mile away

[04:36:00] This game is ridiculous.

[04:36:09] Enough already.

[04:36:10] Just tell me how to get the hell out of here.

[04:36:16] Quiet.

[04:36:17] She'll mind shooting you.

[04:36:20] Tell me, or I'll beat the shit out of you myself.

[04:36:24] What the fuck?

[04:36:26] Alright, alright.

[04:36:30] I live here with a big pig.

[04:36:32] He's the boss.

[04:36:38] Ten years ago I got blackout drunk and wake up here.

[04:36:44] Alpha found me and gave me a choice.

[04:36:50] Okay, insane subtitles.

[04:36:52] She got me hooked on tanks

[04:36:56] Oh, world of tanks?

[04:36:57] And now we're life it every day

[04:36:59] And drink beer

[04:37:03] I'm basically his kept man

[04:37:05] But better

[04:37:06] At least he doesn't fuck me in the ass

[04:37:11] I guess that's a plus

[04:37:13] A year later he's a wanted lover

[04:37:15] But you like me

[04:37:16] But that guy makes the space

[04:37:20] Okay

[04:37:21] And again and again, everyone choosing space.

[04:37:25] This whole game's a world of tanks, Ed.

[04:37:28] Then finally one new choice is due.

[04:37:35] He played like a god.

[04:37:36] Cool guy, but he started chatting with an e-girl.

[04:37:42] Boss fucking killed him.

[04:37:44] E-girls taboo for him.

[04:37:47] I don't know what this guy is saying.

[04:37:49] But she's so tried to run, and the boss locked him in the bathroom.

[04:37:57] Here's the next one. Looks like the other guy crooked while drinking beer.

[04:38:05] Anyway, apologize properly and maybe Sinkville go okay.

[04:38:11] Fuck, no way.

[04:38:15] You don't have a choice, poor bastard.

[04:38:19] You're the one in trouble. Tell me about the guy who tried to escape.

[04:38:27] Did you see the hole in the ceiling?

[04:38:32] The hole leads to the boss floor.

[04:38:37] If you can't climb into the hole, you might be able to escape.

[04:38:45] I mean the hole in the ceiling.

[04:38:49] Just a case, I think there's something up here, that help you get the hell out of here.

[04:39:04] Alright, get going, he might notice you're not in the vessel.

[04:39:11] By the way, how'd you get out of there I?

[04:39:16] Hit the crowbar up my ass

[04:39:21] Nice one now hide under the best stop don't beat yourself up again

[04:39:29] If you meet again, I think this time he will check your ass. It's safer to hide in under the best you

[04:39:35] Got it. I know it.

[04:39:40] Okay.

[04:39:42] Go on. Good luck.

[04:39:47] Okay, and then he's back to it.

[04:39:49] Return to the first floor, take the ladder, hide the crowbar under the bed.

[04:39:55] Dude, this game is ridiculous, Ralph.

[04:39:57] Hide the crowbar and grab the ladder.

[04:40:00] What are we even doing here, man?

[04:40:02] What are we even doing here dude?

[04:40:12] Okay, no grapple ladder.

[04:40:20] Alright chat, I'm going to let you guys see what happens at the end of that one.

[04:40:26] Next game, we are going to another one known as

[04:40:48] A game known as a game about feeding a black hole.

[04:41:16] timer. Let's see what this is about.

[04:41:35] Let's see what this is.

[04:41:46] Well, what?

[04:41:51] Oh, okay.

[04:41:56] Oh, dearie.

[04:42:01] Oh, dearest.

[04:42:06] Session timer?

[04:42:11] I don't even know what the heck I was looking at.

[04:42:22] Okay, sure man.

[04:42:34] Break your damage, Breaker, Plex, oh that tells me when to, oh I see, okay, ah, okay,

[04:42:59] I am not clicking so it's not an auto clicker, it's an auto hoverer.

[04:43:14] Big difference, bro.

[04:43:22] I just hovered the mouse.

[04:43:24] Oh wait, we're making progress now.

[04:43:38] Hold up, hold up, wait a minute, the accumulation is happening.

[04:43:44] Hold up.

[04:43:54] Wait up, wait, wait, hold on.

[04:44:06] More damage.

[04:44:11] Put some crit chance.

[04:44:17] Whoa!

[04:44:22] Y'all, chill.

[04:44:26] Wait, wait.

[04:44:30] Y'all chill, wait, wait, wait.

[04:44:40] Asteroid size.

[04:44:46] Hold on.

[04:44:54] Size 1 up 10, I don't know how you get to these sections.

[04:45:09] Oh, you need a shit ton of money.

[04:45:20] Oh, we're getting crits now.

[04:45:27] Hold up, hold up, it's accumulating.

[04:45:43] More damage.

[04:46:02] Continue, continue. I'll just farm a lot.

[04:46:13] One more time, one more time, one more farm, so we can get some nice upgrades.

[04:46:30] Gotta get those clusters.

[04:46:37] Alright, let's sit here.

[04:46:43] Time added when Black Hole grows.

[04:46:47] Oh, why don't we just max this out?

[04:46:57] Asteroid mass?

[04:46:59] Break your damage. Break your damage.

[04:47:19] I'm just gonna farm it again.

[04:47:59] One more? One more?

[04:48:16] Alright, let's see here.

[04:48:29] More damage!

[04:48:59] I wonder if I can go like this and go fast.

[04:49:06] Alright that makes no sense to do.

[04:49:15] A lot more.

[04:49:22] Lots of farm.

[04:49:31] Yeah, music's not bad.

[04:49:41] Uh, my crit bonus... 1 billion? What?

[04:50:11] I don't know what the correct section is to go, I don't know.

[04:50:28] I need more damage.

[04:50:35] I need way more time.

[04:50:50] Two grand?

[04:50:56] What is this?

[04:51:10] One billion ten thousand?

[04:51:18] Let's see.

[04:51:25] Was that one Quintillion?

[04:51:37] No way.

[04:51:46] How insane does this game get?

[04:51:48] Cause I'm in the thousands.

[04:52:11] I'ma set breaker speed as how fast this hits, right?

[04:52:14] Oh yeah.

[04:52:16] Again...

[04:52:35] Again, pretty tired.

[04:52:46] That was good right there, that was good.

[04:53:11] Let's see here.

[04:54:02] I think those green ones are worth a shit time.

[04:54:29] Oh yeah, the green ones are worth like almost a thousand.

[04:54:51] Just have a lot for upgrades.

[04:55:17] I'm on 28k.

[04:55:30] Can I spell Electric Asteroids?

[04:55:41] Oh, those ones are nice.

[04:55:48] Okay, okay, okay.

[04:56:03] Okay, okay, okay!

[04:56:33] Interesting, one more here cause I need a shit ton anyways.

[04:56:47] So the chain lightning is alright. It's like 9 damage.

[04:57:06] Alright, let's see here.

[04:57:10] Asteroid mass breaker damage?

[04:57:12] Okay, you gotta actually farm a lot here more green though

[04:57:42] Okay.

[04:58:12] A little more, a little more, a little more, a little more, a little more here, we're

[04:58:24] going to upgrade city.

[04:58:29] I'm not Kibasi.

[04:58:31] All right.

[04:58:47] All right.

[04:58:53] 20k?

[04:58:57] Fork?

[04:59:17] Alright, I'm starting to see the 4th coming to the effect here.

[04:59:27] Okay.

[04:59:28] I need a lot more.

[04:59:29] What if I go fast?

[04:59:30] Okay.

[04:59:31] Okay, need a lot more. What if I go fast?

[05:00:01] That was a lot.

[05:00:31] Okay, that was the decent amount.

[05:00:40] Alright, I'll stay here.

[05:00:48] Alrighty.

[05:00:51] I forgot to vote, please play overwatch.

[05:00:57] Yeah, that's a good one.

[05:01:00] Yeah, that's not happening, bro. Sorry.

[05:01:10] Yeah, that's not happening, bro.

[05:01:14] We're gonna have to find a different streamer who's gonna do that, bro. That's not happening here.

[05:01:18] here. Oh my god, the chain lightning is going crazy. I think just chasing the lightning

[05:01:44] as the way now. Just because of the fork.

[05:02:02] Oh my god.

[05:02:09] Mass?

[05:02:11] Three more mass.

[05:02:14] Yeah, the forking is crazy.

[05:02:44] Easy bro.

[05:02:55] Not any more time in the sessions.

[05:03:14] Okay, that was a decent amount right there.

[05:03:18] 200k, chances for a new asteroid.

[05:03:22] Breaker radius. Speed,

[05:03:26] asteroid mass.

[05:03:34] Oh, the speed is very nice now.

[05:03:44] Yeah, blue gives 4k and pop.

[05:04:02] The subsunday is set, uh, well.

[05:04:05] When you do it every week, man, they're not always gonna hit, bro.

[05:04:09] I don't know what to tell you, bro.

[05:04:10] Lower your fucking expectations, you'll be here next week.

[05:04:13] And maybe it will be a good one, if not, what can you fucking do?

[05:04:40] I enjoyed some of the games today, like some of them.

[05:05:10] Was it good sub Sunday? Just need an overwatch?

[05:05:13] Yeah, just to complete it, you're right.

[05:05:16] Yeah, I was here, and what I meant, thank you dude.

[05:05:25] Thank you man.

[05:05:35] Come on, pop them!

[05:05:36] Hi, let's see here.

[05:05:43] Breakered damage?

[05:05:50] Nice.

[05:05:52] A lot more blue now.

[05:05:58] Oh my.

[05:06:05] That is a lot right now.

[05:06:30] Oh my god dude

[05:06:36] Okay

[05:07:00] Come on now, hold on!

[05:07:45] Gotta hope the blue one forks.

[05:07:53] Alright, let's see what we have here.

[05:07:57] Oh wait, whatever, I'll do one more.

[05:08:15] Man, that was a lot.

[05:08:39] Okay.

[05:08:43] Let's just spawn a golden asteroid.

[05:09:13] It's like they're immune to... they're immune or something.

[05:09:39] I started to saw a purple one.

[05:10:04] Yeah, there are purple ones.

[05:10:11] Okay, okay, like a purple gold.

[05:10:54] Come on, come on, come on!

[05:11:24] Okay, let's see.

[05:11:38] Asteroids.

[05:11:44] Mananana...

[05:11:51] Let's change.

[05:12:14] Okay nice nice 15 million okay I kind of see how you can make a shit ton.

[05:12:44] All right, all that comes after those forks.

[05:13:09] Yeah, you need like crazy ports.

[05:13:50] Oh, what the hell is this?

[05:14:14] Okay, miniature milestone, 100 million.

[05:14:23] Asteroids the planets

[05:14:38] Excuse me

[05:14:53] How much was that?

[05:15:02] 21 million?

[05:15:25] I'm gonna try to copy all the planets.

[05:15:27] They actually blow up fast.

[05:15:32] They're like randomly squishy.

[05:15:57] How much?

[05:16:14] Okay, upgrades.

[05:16:44] Alright, let's see here.

[05:16:57] Yeah, you need those zap combos so it keeps zapping.

[05:17:06] I think it's faster to ignore the gold now.

[05:17:30] I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm going to try to get it right, so I'm going to try to get it right.

[05:17:40] I'm going to try to get it right, so I'm going to try to get it right.

[05:18:20] asteroids to planets that was expensive that was a hundred million

[05:18:50] I must have missed it, what would that even do?

[05:18:57] Does it give me attack speed when I collect these?

[05:19:20] Yeah, it is faster.

[05:19:26] Feels like a bit of a nerve.

[05:19:40] It feels like a bit of a nerve.

[05:19:47] It feels kind of nerfy.

[05:19:52] Moonboth, scales for breaker radius.

[05:20:10] Let's see

[05:20:12] I'm not sure how to read this.

[05:20:19] I'll just go back to the first one.

[05:20:27] Ok, I'm gonna go back to the first one.

[05:20:34] MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[05:20:36] Tch

[05:20:38] Oh, looks a-side!

[05:21:04] I need one billion for that.

[05:21:22] And Pintillion is going to take way too long.

[05:21:50] Come on, bro!

[05:21:52] Damn dude, I got, like, everything.

[05:22:21] Okay!

[05:22:24] Pomet Spawn Chance 1 Billion!

[05:22:29] Uh-uh-uh-uh!

[05:22:34] I

[05:23:04] And then a clicker Brian clicking it

[05:23:12] It's more of a mouse drag game. Big difference, bruh

[05:23:34] Alright, um, yeah.

[05:23:39] Yeah.

[05:23:45] Might go to the next game that doesn't exist.

[05:23:54] I could say I could say

[05:24:19] Okay.

[05:24:49] Okay okay go one billion okay one billion is possible

[05:24:58] I was 455 million.

[05:25:28] 641?

[05:25:58] Ah, let me see.

[05:26:02] Uh uh uh uh uh.

[05:26:06] Breaker damage? Oh, that's a huge buff.

[05:26:10] 900 billionis.

[05:26:14] Planet mass?

[05:26:18] Where do we go planet mass?

[05:26:22] Let me see.

[05:26:26] Oh

[05:26:56] I'm not too much.

[05:27:03] Okay.

[05:27:08] I gotta pick them all up.

[05:27:15] Okay.

[05:27:20] I gotta pick a ball up.

[05:27:27] Go for Comet.

[05:27:38] One more.

[05:27:40] And now I'll go to the upgrade page and when you don't have those, you get nuked in terms

[05:28:08] damage

[05:28:17] one foot the night bling

[05:28:19] one foot the night bling

[05:28:27] oh my god

[05:28:29] All right, where's the combat at?

[05:28:40] Hey, what did the combat even do?

[05:28:54] Okay, but what does that do?

[05:29:01] Oh, it's 100% crit chance?

[05:29:44] Oh, this was so much.

[05:29:51] One more.

[05:29:55] And then we'll go back.

[05:30:02] I need full Astro for full moons and then for it.

[05:30:13] Ah, let me see here.

[05:31:05] And it wasn't spawning fast enough.

[05:32:05] Okay, we're getting somewhere.

[05:32:35] That was a decent amount.

[05:32:47] A gold scale.

[05:32:54] Now gold is going to get her shit done.

[05:33:31] Okay, okay.

[05:34:01] I'll have to slow down heavily.

[05:34:12] All right, three Billy, three Billy!

[05:34:17] Hey Billy! That was kind of whatever.

[05:34:31] You're gonna constantly stay at a full revolving moon.

[05:34:48] I

[05:35:08] Break your damage

[05:35:48] I can't do anything about this, I'm gimped.

[05:35:55] Let's see.

[05:36:36] behind. The hell? I got like a massive breaker damage. 900 billion by the way. 60 billion

[05:36:53] And by the way, Gigi, I saw the end game.

[05:36:59] It gets even crazier.

[05:37:23] Yeah, we got to do another one

[05:37:53] All right, where are we headed bro?

[05:38:03] Where are we going?

[05:38:04] Stay here?

[05:38:05] See where your shoes inside your home?

[05:38:10] No, I'm not a savage bro.

[05:38:12] I take my shoes off.

[05:38:15] All right, where are we going here?

[05:38:19] Where are we going?

[05:38:21] Where are we going here boys?

[05:38:28] Sure, there was one more game that looked kind of potato, they got a decent amount of

[05:38:37] votes.

[05:38:38] What was it called again?

[05:38:41] Oh yes!

[05:38:45] This one with no reviews.

[05:38:52] Go back to Dildos, bro, buy the game yourself and indulge, buddy.

[05:38:56] I'm all set, man.

[05:38:59] If you care that much about it, bro, this is your time to be the gamer you are.

[05:39:06] Have fun.

[05:39:11] All right, let's see what this game is.

[05:39:41] All right, let's see what we have here.

[05:40:06] You played it a couple of you back but at 1.0, pioneers of Pagonia?

[05:40:11] Oh yeah, true.

[05:40:12] Scape is called!

[05:40:16] So it drives!

[05:40:19] Let's see what we have here.

[05:40:24] Okay, okay.

[05:40:31] Ow.

[05:40:36] Are you serious right now?

[05:40:46] Are you serious right now?

[05:40:57] Did my contacts fall out?

[05:41:02] No, hold on.

[05:41:08] Oh, there we go.

[05:41:11] Oh, yeah, nice.

[05:41:14] Okay, I can't drive, I can't drive anymore.

[05:41:22] I think I gotta go back up on the road.

[05:41:30] That was extreme pixelation.

[05:41:35] Okay, I got the hang of this.

[05:41:43] Oh, you can reverse. Okay, and you're stuck in first gear, and you're playing a duck of sorts.

[05:41:59] I don't know.

[05:42:01] Okay.

[05:42:03] Not bad.

[05:42:29] This has got a nice...

[05:42:34] Oh, that doesn't sound good.

[05:42:43] Sometimes you'll hear the nice drive and some saxophone music.

[05:42:55] What?

[05:42:59] Really?

[05:43:03] Where did this lead us?

[05:43:08] Oh, it's not that bad. We're literally right here.

[05:43:14] Oh, my.

[05:43:25] What? Oh wait, you can't go this is here too.

[05:43:35] Oh, I thought you couldn't.

[05:43:41] Other hand

[05:44:07] Are you serious right now what is this gear switching?

[05:44:11] The control to gear switch is a pain in the ass. Oh my.

[05:44:27] Yes, I've driven a car you bitch, but have you ever tried driving a car and having a right mouse click and you gotta move up and down, up a hill in a rage game? No, you haven't.

[05:44:38] Very big difference than just driving on a road in real life.

[05:45:08] Oh my, okay, everybody relax.

[05:45:17] Oh shit, this is too fast.

[05:45:24] I don't know, is this the right way?

[05:45:34] Are you serious?

[05:46:04] I don't even know where I am.

[05:46:15] At least it's a beautiful field.

[05:46:37] I'm lost.

[05:46:39] I don't even know this is the right way.

[05:46:46] At this point, I'm just driving, dude.

[05:46:55] At least he has his seatbelt on.

[05:47:03] Everything looks the same in this game.

[05:47:05] Am I going back?

[05:47:06] i don't even know

[05:47:14] bro i don't even know dude i give up

[05:47:19] i give up boys next game i give up raising my hand up

[05:47:32] i'm raising my hand up

[05:47:36] Where we going next?

[05:48:03] We're re-headed.

[05:48:10] More Mon Bazoo?

[05:48:13] What does Mon Bazoo even mean?

[05:49:03] where we headed boys one win thus to I don't know if I'm going to catashrike

[05:49:18] bro I don't think I don't think so I don't think so check out other games my

[05:49:28] by the Christmas game Dev? Ah that game was a little funny and then you move on.

[05:49:45] Hey

[05:49:48] Megabonk new map mega bonk is good to go

[05:50:03] try death howl oh yeah this game yeah this game look kind of cool nah I'm good

[05:50:32] ETS to winter

[05:50:46] To drive a little bit

[05:50:54] Start separate ways I don't have time for a counter strike match

[05:51:02] Try ATS this time.

[05:51:12] Nah.

[05:51:14] I only am interested in ETS to be honest.

[05:51:32] I don't have time for Counter Shrike.

[05:51:43] Why?

[05:51:44] Sweka subliminal, maybe this demo.

[05:52:04] Some ETS runs, there's a demo for this game.

[05:52:14] I do an ETS run, see who is out there, do one or two treks or something.

[05:52:44] Yeah, actually, I'm gonna I'm gonna chill here boys. I'm gonna chill here a little early

[05:52:52] subsunday GG got through all the games. Sometimes subsundays a little potato. I'm gonna chill

[05:52:59] here I'll be on tomorrow though. Regular week anyways tomorrow we'll do it up. I'm gonna

[05:53:06] Maybe check out Manor Lord.

[05:53:09] Hopefully there's some new releases.

[05:53:15] I'm not here Thursday, it's Christmas.

[05:53:19] I'm not sure what else.

[05:53:20] Manor Lord, maybe the Resident Evil DLC, maybe.

[05:53:29] And some other stuff.

[05:53:30] Best games of Sub-Sunday.

[05:53:33] Mon bazoo wasn't bad

[05:53:37] And a game about feeding a black hole everything else was kind of like me

[05:53:42] Chat you guys enjoy the rest of your nice fall the channel follow Twitter all that stuff till next time gg's

[05:53:49] early today

[05:53:51] Peace out people till next time. Goodbye chat enjoy night. Peace

[05:54:03] I

[05:54:33] And he has his cook on my face

[05:54:42] No way to go, no way to run

[05:54:50] I just want to run tonight

[05:54:57] I wish that I'd never been alone

[05:55:05] I've been searching for something long

[05:55:13] This place I'm in makes me feel alone

[05:56:19] Take me in the moon, take me in the moon

[05:57:19] you

[05:57:49] you

[05:58:19] you