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Oh, my God.
Most of the people that's cast me out with good, how are you guys doing Chad?
Yo, things just worked out today that I'm early today, okay, actually, it's just worked
out.
That's just how it is.
Just sometimes, man, on time.
I don't know what to tell you, bro.
get her leave it I guess don't chat fresh week new trailer for the Odyssey is
out oh shit I thought there's not many movies now I feel like the movie hype has
died down heavily for me
I
Don't know what the fuck was the last movie that was good hold up hold up
The Odyssey, you know, I mean, you know doing three doing three sure. Yes. Yes, sure
Yes, is that definitely the last one?
Bro, I fucking love movies man, but like the new ones I don't know I try I
I try it needs to like pop the fuck off
Yeah, I haven't I haven't watched centers I haven't I know I know
Chainsaw man movie was great
great. Nah, brah. Mm hmm. Mm hmm, but like the Odyssey, sure, of course, because you
know, it's Christopher Nolan, you know, it's going to be intriguing. It's the older movies,
man. The older movies are hitting now more. But then you get to a point where you think
you've seen all the good older movies you rewatched them and then you're like
shit I fucking remember rewatching this
did you watch the new Dave Chappelle stand-up I did watch that yes I still
I don't think he's one of the best comedians, I mean, shit.
I feel like Dave Chappelle,
Bill Burr.
I'd say they're kinda like, I don't know,
they're kinda like peak, I would say,
in terms of current.
And then I kinda stopped after that.
Oh, Bo Burnham as well. Yeah, Bo Burnham is still hilarious. Sure. He has his own fucking style that is actually good too.
He doesn't always come out with stuff, but when he does, it's like funny. It's like, oh, it's a different type of humor.
Larry David sure but that's just because of curb your enthusiasm. We're talking to like stand-up comedian
And then a lot of the greats have passed away as well, right?
But comedy, you know, it's fucking either find it funny or you relate to it or you don't
it or you don't but it's comedy come on day everybody looking for a little just a little
little give me a hit of that little little give me lucky just one even one half it doesn't
I don't even need to be a ha ha, just give me one ha.
Just one HA, that's all I need.
All right, thank you, I'm leaving now.
Ha means dick in Dutch, oh well.
Watch one battle after another.
I
One sounds familiar oh
Yeah, true
Dude Leonardo DiCaprio is still top top five best actor all time
But that one I I fell asleep bro, I
Fell asleep. I need I need to give it. I needed I need to watch it again. I got to see again. I gotta see I
I got I got to go again. I got to go. You don't glazing in his sleep. What current Diablo
four season is the best yet. Said the guy at Blizzard right now in his fucking HR department
or whatever the fuck.
Are you kidding me, man?
The marketing teams probably need,
that's one of the things.
On the resume, knows how to navigate Twitch chats.
This guy, go mention it, who asked?
I'm kidding.
D4 Ultra Settings with RTX on, oh yeah.
Are they actually wait didn't that dude leave?
You know what lulled the oblo for but you know at least they're they're still patching it
Okay, they're still fucking patching it
Despite all the bullshit
Is it actually getting better I
Don't think I don't know maybe I'll eventually go back just to see but
It's still just so bland
maybe I'll try it at least they're patching it is such a low bar well you know it was fun in season one and then it got the loop just got boring
and then seasons they try to change it up but I think just fundamentally the game is just boring the classes or something there's something about it where I'm like there's no hype in fucking leveling up
but i don't know maybe the way they are changing it so there's more incentive to
kill like
world bosses or something like i don't know dude
they change it up a little bit
many games have redeemed themselves
their skills have zero variance
well ship row i don't know the guy said yeah back on the fucking chat likes it
okay
i'm talking to him not the guy that sounds like he's done
regrets the purchase and will never go back i'm talking to the guy who's still
fucking playing it
and has some optimism
what game will you be next
y'all resident evil was good shit though that was good
you know the new one is going to be good too
that that makes me more hyped for the new one
But now trailer for Expedition Wipe,
dude, the fucking Arc Raiders, man.
I'm so 50-50 with Arc Raiders,
like I have to commit to the game.
But like, I don't know what else to do in the game.
It would just be extracting,
like I want to play it, but I don't wanna like stream it.
Like I could, it's one of those games
where you can turn your mind off and just grind.
The blueprints, that sounds so fucking boring, bro.
Really, that's where we're at.
You still enjoy the fucking blueprints?
I mean, sure, the noise is nice.
But that is not, I don't know, that just hasn't,
that doesn't stick with me.
That's not a carrot I give a shit about
to go back to. Oh, wait, and do you have to do the quests again as well? Do the quests
reset? You know what, man, that's the thing. I think I'm just the type of person. I just
like having one character and keep progressing if you reset me I'm like
bruh I'm doing this again I'll do it the first time bro okay the first time
fuck yes guess what you're gonna do it again fuck no how do I get into the
mindset of you motherfuckers who enjoyed doing that shit again how do I change my
mind to get to that fucking rhythm like what the hell to it is optional it's
optional but it doesn't feel optional because it's always fucking there okay
it's like I did all the quests yes guess what fuck you we're gonna hit this
reset button do it again bitch what
it's like you crossed the finish line man come on I don't know but like the thing is that's
the thing I like the game I like the game is so good going back and playing it it's
like honestly it would be going back and then just trying to extract the most and
just trying to rake up the fucking credits until you have a shit tennis just like keep
stacking and like just play it like Tarkov.
You just kind of constantly just trying to take the most shit out and just keep scrapping
it all to spend on what nothing who knows maybe eventually they'll make like a money
incentive in the game so who knows they said they wanted to add like mounts or some shit
Maybe they'll have like a currency dump item.
Check dead boot play test.
What is dead boot?
But yeah man, like I could totally just fucking grind
that game and just, you know,
I could, but I don't really want to
stream that
sweaty streamers killed our creators you think so bro
I don't think the game is killed bro. I think it's literally still going bro. I think you're just
what?
the game is still fucking insane dude there's still so many people playing it
playing it. Let me see the cinematic though. Link me again. Is this what happens when you
what happens when you finish the project? Dead Space 2 Remake Replay. You know what man, Dead Space 2
was so good. That's an interesting, that's interesting actually, I don't know why. And Dead Space 2 was
so fucking good or the first game which one am I thinking of the first one I
don't fucking know whichever one the remake was was wicked good was it the
first one
Is it not on steam?
Wait, 2023.
Oh, wait.
Okay.
This is just straight up.
Yeah, this was so fucking good, dude.
Yeah, but they don't have the originals on steam.
Honestly, this game was fucking good. I would replay this. I would replay this.
Oh, they do.
This game was great. I feel like enough time has passed. It's been two years.
That like, I would play it again to remember it better.
I don't know why this was like one of those ones that I could hit up again and enjoy
Shit, this was 31 hours long
Christopher Nolan's the Odyssey trailer. Oh, yeah, let me check this out. Hold up. Oh
I had it pulled up also three hours ago
Hmm, manor lords? Yes, I could play some manor lords. I did say I wanted to play it.
I would, I would, I would.
Indiana Jones, it's so good. True Indiana! I did, yes, Indiana!
True, true.
How long is this game?
How long is let me see here, Indiana Jones.
What are we looking at here?
Play through length.
Brother, where are we at here?
that Indiana US fucking dumbass 11 to 16 hours.
All right.
Indiana.
Who asked for Indiana Jones playthrough?
I mentioned it the like a week ago.
Batman Arkham Knight, I replayed this not long ago.
I did. I did replay this not long ago,
But no, no, no, no, no, no, it's two.
I still remember it.
I didn't finish it, sure, but still.
Replay Hogwarts Legacy.
This game, bro, fuck everybody.
OK, I will glaze the ship.
Rob, this this this game scratched a Harry Potter itch.
OK, motherfucker.
It had its shitty parts,
But it was good shit, bro.
OK, Harry Potter was amazing growing up.
You know what?
Dude, Harry Potter was literally the fucking peak of growing up
in terms of entertainment. God damn.
This literally was like the perfect shit.
To scratch that old nostalgic itch.
God damn. If you know, you know, bro, if you had that feeling with the movies.
I dabbled in the books here and there, but the movies were good enough.
Alright, we're not going to be like, I'm up because I'm up because I'm a little fat, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Fuck you. Okay.
Nah, this was good shit, bro.
This was good shit, man.
Come on, bro.
Harry Potter was fucking a peak entertainment growing up
Yeah, damn that shit was like a fucking spell
I gotta say about it honestly dude, it's actually insane Harry Potter was probably like one of the greatest
pieces of
I don't even know man. It was so fucking good. Holy shit
And Lord of the Rings man and Lord of the Rings we had the greatest cinema
Best entertainment growing up dude literally
Say what the fucking matrix?
It was like the perfect entertainment outlet
to then attach to, you know, fucking reality.
To make you, you know, it's, you know, I get it.
I get it.
Glazing all that fucking dumb shit everybody says now.
Nah, that wasn't glazing. That shit was like, holy fuck, this thing, this was so good, and it's just like...
It was just like, great man, it was just good shit. I don't know, it was like the perfect escapism, yeah.
Literally, we had the perfect fucking escapisms.
They transcended just two fucking hours and 30 minutes of play time, runtime.
But yeah, man.
I was in the 90s shit, you know
Have you seen the Odyssey trailer? I haven't pulled up. I'm pulling up some trailers. What is this donlass days?
Ten days ago, bro, what is this?
I did want to go back to Battlefront 2 and try out that modded project.
I did want to do that.
Replayed the Uncharted games.
I don't know. Uncharted is good shit. I don't know if I want. Those like adventure games
are fun. I don't think they're fun to revisit. There's a lot of wall climbing and shit. I'm
not going to lie. I like Uncharted, but sometimes the fucking curtains fall when
you're playing the game where it falls like you're just climbing and parkouring to then jump down to a wave of enemies you
got to kill to then start jumping again.
It is a good game.
But there's there's a part where it's like you feel that.
That's most games.
Yeah, it's about how much they can hide the formula.
It's time to go back to the roots huge update today is the no
I'm waiting bro. I told you the date did I have my bags packed?
2026 brah I'm waiting we're going back to the ston dude
We're going back
It looks nice dude
You know
If you squint a little bit, it looks nice man
This is the architecture bro, it's supposed to be a half broken dude
Dumbass, it's how they built it dumbass
Stupid
That's how they built it stupid
version 1.0 of Elbe Guard will be available on Steam on January 21st they changed the
name of the game stupid they changed the name of fuck and got there and the
guardie and the guardie I'll try it I will definitely try it on one point out
to see what's changed uh soma replay oof
a soma replay
control motherfucker buddy you're here every goddamn stream bro you gotta get
your hearing checked i said i'm gonna play control when the
fucking second games official release day is out.
Flip that shit and put it in your fucking wallet, dude.
Look up a game called upstairs, please.
OK, so he said.
Inspired by the difficult controls of co-op.
Upstairs puts you in control of each calf and thighs to attempt the seemingly simple task of walking.
Brah.
Shower refilling here. That could be funny. I could see a couple of lolls. I could see
I can see it. Lords of the fallen retry crew. Four bands, baby steps, as well as much lore,
you'll be fighting the camera more than anything else. I've had a lot of fun, but definitely
needs the same system. How many players? Online PvP? Come on, Matt. This game changed
So much bro, it's been a month
We need a slop spooky game honestly the slop spooky games have sucked ass I feel like lately they have been not very good
92 year old his sake Sakai just won a senior eSports tournament playing Tekken 8
God damn that's sick, bro. Easy clap.
Bro, I'd watch a seniors division street fighter.
Okay, I'd see. I'd fucking see.
That'd be sick kind of.
No, I mean, I guess kind of. I don't fucking know.
I mean, it'd be cool. I don't know if I'd watch it.
It's a glimpse into the future, motherfucker.
What's the dexterity like when you're 90?
What's the clown game or you had to hunt down other players?
Oh, that game's dead, bro.
Shit was based off of like a movie or something killer clowns
It was fun for a little bit. All right. It was shit at the end, but you know what it was fun
for a little bit
All right, it had a good enough anonymous population that it was like fun just playing it
But then you know just kind of died
Bro, there's a lot of different places I can go right now.
Manor Lords I could get into.
Sure.
I think I just gotta load up Manor Lords.
I do want to do a playthrough of something old.
There's a couple of different things.
Where I'm weighed, this is the hibernation period until actual games come out.
L.A. Noir, nah.
R.E.5, no.
BioShock, nah.
I did like the Soma,
especially because their new game is coming out.
When, I don't know, but it looks good.
Bannerlord DLC, I'm not playing, bro.
I'm not playing the man or DLC even if it was good shit. I'm I'm over. I'm not I'm not probably heading in that direction
Cyberpunk DLC true. I kind of just dropped that shit, huh? Well, I
Don't know. I don't know when we're going back to that eventually. Maybe when cyberpunk 2 gets announced
We'll see
Ocarina of time this motherfucker
You know what? I should. I should.
I should, bro.
I remember. I played a little bit of that back in the day.
You just need an emulator for that, right?
Can you emulate that shit on PC?
I'm gonna get banned.
They made a PC port, the KCD 2, RDR1, you can play it on the switch.
Oh wait, can you?
Can you stream it off of the switch thing that they have?
you can do that built-in emulator for it.
Does it stretch out?
So 1440p?
or is it like fucked? That'd be sick if it did. Oh no. Ah, what do we have here? Oh
yeah, or Dead Space? True. Dead Space 2? Nah, are they going to remaster this? I hope
they do. I hope they do. Even if this was good shit, you know what? If they make it,
They're not going to.
I never played Dead Space 3, I thought I did.
I never played this.
This one was mixed.
They added a second person, so of course it's fucking weird now.
It's bad.
Dead Space, true.
I do not mind replaying this.
I do not mind.
I could potentially see this.
Maybe, maybe.
Maybe.
Credits, Esther Brunt.
There's no way anyone plays that game.
Lords of the Fallen?
I could go back to to see if this game
is truly better than when it was initially a thing.
I could.
I could.
I'm still debating.
I could I just need to hop into it
Wolfenstein 2009
Nah
Mortal shell you're fucking high bro. That game is not worth a replay
Max Payne two or three I've replayed those recently I
I really enjoyed this game, but I replayed it not long ago, so I don't it's too early for this
I already played Max Payne
Bloodborne uh-uh
God of War no
Shadow of Mordor
Or Bucks
I don't think so. I mean, I don't think this will hit as as much as I don't think it will
hit. I this one's hard to read.
dogs I kind of remember my replay I don't really want to replay this I don't
want to replay it I still can't remember this replay
watch dogs dude nah damn this game reviewed well the fuck
I
Was this one actually I don't know if I actually honestly I played this for 24 hours I barely remember
I played this shit for 24 hours
What the fuck dude? I do not remember playing this at all
For that long that I must have beaten it it was 11 years ago
I'm not sure is this game worth a replay?
Fuck no!
It might be corny.
Fuck no!
How many people play in this brother's gonna be like there's 553 who are mega fans
Some people thought this game was the best shit ever like some of these people are like oh, bro. I love this game
She I do my yearly report
The marketing was crazy well look at it this looks like you be soft that may have pulled off the potential
So this is like their GTA but like cooler, GTA but you're like smart, you're like techie,
I don't know.
GTA but you got a keyboard.
by you is off
Manor lords I know rowy get his dumb enough like a manner lords bro
Fable Metal Gear Solid nah, I gotta put Kojima to rest Kojima. I'm gonna wait for his new game
I'm a wait for his new fucking game. Ah, this is what happens when you wipe an arc
Those quests you did, fuck you! Do it again!
Ah, and it gives you a little of what you did.
This is how...
This is how addicted you were.
Parkwright 3, replay?
Bro, I don't have five...
I don't think I have everything.
I don't even have the skill points, bro.
I don't even have everything to reset.
I can't, bro.
I mean, I could spend my credits and probably do it.
What if I just reset it?
No, I could.
I could, I could.
It's you can't it's over. Oh shit. Oh, well, you know what?
There's well 60 days
BF one campaign replay fuck no
All right, what do we have here the Odyssey what do we got here boys?
Do I need to get the book
I'll look at it, and get to it eventually.
years of war. No one could stand between my men. I know.
This is after Troy, right?
Not even me.
That must mean you will come back.
What if I can't?
That must mean you will come back.
What if I can't?
Okay.
That look cool, bro. I mean, shit.
That look cool, man. I'm down.
I'm down, bro. I'm down.
I have not, I have not read the book. No, I've not. I've seen, I've seen Troy. I don't know how much further it takes place after that.
I don't really know.
The Odyssey is long. It could be two films.
He's just doing one
Yeah, check usurpator bro, you're fucking rage baiting bro relax
Chris for Nolan is not overrated bro, we literally had this discussion brother guy has been popping off since for 25 years
He is not brow
The thing is you say he's overrated and then give no fucking counter example director
So you're just being a you're definitely just being you're either a dumbass or you're rage baiting pick one
Pick one, bro. Pick one. It is fact that he is current age, one of the best directors.
His fucking portfolio shows for himself, man. I don't know what to tell you. It's not even
fucking glazing, bro. Who gives a fucking tenet was awful, bro. He gave so many original
Fucking movies that aren't based off of dumb ass fucking Marvel or whatever the fuck else that they make into a movie
At least they're like actual originals trying to
There that that is like a good story
Doesn't always need a fucking sequel and it's just like a solid fucking cinema
That is objectively well
directed
produced
We're just a good fucking story
Literally the whole point of going to the movies is
Movies don't feel like they're trying to waste your time like the guys literally trying to show it give you a cinema
Even if you didn't like tenant who gives a shit
Say what when people say what's his face is like a bad director now
The dude who made Gladiator, it's like, bro, it's like saying Ridley Scott is bad now.
Even though sure a lot of his current movies are very hit or miss.
guys been doing it for so fucking long and has some some great ones I don't
know what we're even talking about here bro I don't know what we're talking about
here the campaign is out what is this the donlas days
Total war. Wait, this is total war? Oh shit, man. Oh, it's a total overhaul mod. Shit,
brother. That's cool, man. I see you, Poggin, bro. I see you, Poggin, brother. I see
unit. New city sim.
Welcome back to Transport Free the 3, first look. Today we're diving into core traffic
systems and infrastructure construction tools, and there's a lot of ground to cover. Realistic
traffic flow is critical to your game world feeling authentic. So we've made the world
traffic smarter. Cars will change lanes or overtake the heavy hauler that is clogging up traffic
if it helps with your destination faster. Is this a truck game? Oh.
So we've overhauled the road construction tools to be easier to work with and more
flexible, while offering you more control over how your road network handles traffic.
Creating road junctions that intersect to any angle. This game is really good.
Are you just like, this is all about logistics?
Okay, so yes.
Oh, it's all transport.
It's purely transport.
It is called transport fever.
The towns are your main focal point in Transport Figure 3. Keeping populations happy and well supplied keeps them growing.
The fight to reduce road traffic gets a big boost with massively upgraded tram tools.
Extend or reposition tram tracks to use whichever lane keeps it moving most effectively and both pedestrian bussings and traffic lights can be moved
to make sure that the downtown rush hour is something your citizens never need to experience.
pollution will negatively impact the town and its local region with noise significantly
affecting residential areas to truly stay on top of the problem you will want to make
you know what bro how many games how many sim city people always used to say the traffic
a i was fucked city skyline i think they fixed it now this is probably one of the
most clear hey we figured out how to do roads and manage traffic this seems like
a very good presentation into how their road system works. Ask the motherfuckers who played
these type of games if they pulled it off here, because from what I've played of these
games it looks like they're showing that they have a good traffic system. Right! It
It looks like whoever this guy is figured this shit out.
impact it has on your fleet.
Any vehicle that is not adequately maintained
will see its top speed, power, comfort rating, noise,
and pollution get worse.
The good news is that we have two solutions, depots and-
Well, city skyline, you're managing the citizens as well,
right?
This is just like fucking move all the product as
efficiently as you can.
Truck, train, plane, all that shit.
No one gives a fuck about the parks or anything.
we're just trying to move everything
that's cool bro
that's cool bro
i i want to scan
who's serpator
I still think a game bro literally if okay if apps literally I if half sword had pvp
fluid pvp
and you literally when you kill somebody you can take a piece of armor and equip it and you
just keep going it's like the online gauntlet until you verse a guy who is on a kill streak
So he has so much fucking armor, but the pleb can verse him and beat him
And if you played half sword, you know
You need your mouse the blade needs to connect
Maybe there's like a little spot where the armor is not connected, but I would fucking play that right now
I would oh
In my mind that game it would it would be amazing
with like a bit of a leaderboard. No shit the networking with the physics and all
that shit whatever I'm saying in my mind there's no fucking lag.
Sure you can have voice chat too because this is one be ones. Oh I would
play that right now.
What are you talking about?
Um, Usurpator?
This could maybe be good, bro.
Maybe.
Usurpator?
Usurpahoo?
Usurpator?
Oh, Serpent poor.
Oh, hello.
Oh, fuck this man.
It looks alright, like maybe.
This is like a maybe.
Any plans on returning to No Rest for the Wicked next month?
Um, I'm waiting for that game to 1.0 brah
One cup of the day win before end of 2025 nine days left
Holy shit dude
No, man, this boring
It's been 22 months since you won a cup of the day, bro. It's difficult
Where we going bro, where we going bro
What are we doing bro?
Alien isolation replay, the bowling game, I'm all set dude.
I'm all set on the bowlerama, I'm all good there dude.
one.
One gladio moriwin one cup of the day once we can.
Come on, bro. Come on.
Shit.
Please bowl straight razor. We love you. That should be my bowling alias straight razor.
Because he fucking shoots it straight in the middle every time.
That's my signature move.
Straight razor
Mafia 2 into Indiana Jones into KCd2 into Batman into the LizaP BLC
Fuck bro
Counter-Strike though true dude
True
Oh
We all it's just gonna be literally mirage source to
What are we doing boys, what are we doing boys? Oh my god
What the fuck?
I am waiting for the- I need to figure out what game I'm replaying next.
I gotta see, I gotta get into it.
Alright, I just came off of Resident Evil.
I enjoyed- I enjoyed that.
Now I need to- I need to-
I wanna get into one, but I need to make sure it's the right one.
nah bruh chat, did we do a couple of the dates in 3 minutes? random games, let me just see
you wanna does this game still work
i wait it's on fucking epic bro god
dammit
i'm honestly i don't know if i want to log in here
buck me
i haven't loaded this shit up and i don't even know how long
Hold up, dude.
Darkest Dungeon 2 update.
It's on Steam.
I know it is, but mine goes through this.
Bro, did I uninstall Ubisoft Connect?
Excuse me?
Oh wait, is it Uplay?
What the fuck?
Where?
Why do I not have Ubisoft on my shit anymore? Okay.
Hey, I'll fuck that shit. This is all sorts of fucked.
What?
Bro, it's not even about being lazy. There's no way I'm going to make it in two minutes.
I got to log into Epic and for some reason Uplay is gone so I got to get into Uplay as well and I don't remember my Uplay fucking password.
And as simple as pressing the EXE, there's some in between steps.
Please play my son is crying motherfucker. How about you shut the damn screen off dude
Go fucking run around in the circle outside
Have fun, bro
I
His son is 30. Oh shit. Oh, I
Thought we were talking like three years old
What the fuck epic? Where's my goddamn email, dude?
I'm not making it to the cup of the day enter your epic game account, bro. I did
I'm waiting for your fucking email. Resend. Get a password manager. All right, it's sent
hold up. You know what? I don't need that much practice time. Trackmania is second nature.
Hold up, I might make it, I'm in, oh my god, there's a security code, okay, let's see here,
Yes, continue. Yes, that's correct. Confirm. Continue. Dude, I haven't logged into Epic
in so long. Holy shit. Library. Are you fucking kidding me right now? Is this actually my
account bro what did I'm lost I don't understand I think I might be I have two
accounts why would I not have track many on this computer
Yeah, there's no way and then you be soft launcher. Oh, now it pops up. What the fuck.
They changed it.
Yeah, my Ubisoft Connect is fucked too. I need to completely reinstall it.
I did delete a bunch of shit actually didn't I
When I was uninstalling all those games, maybe Ubisoft connect was in the crossfires or
One of the ones that
Most likely
Hold on I'm in some it I'm installing it
Yeah, if I might be able to make it still
The race is over. I can make it. RE2 Remake is a nice change of pace. I'm I'm
arried out. I don't want to play any more arry until the new one.
I enjoyed and now I wait.
Okay, hold up. I gotta reset the password.
Yippee!
All right, well I make it I doubt it honestly I doubt it
But let me see. Alright, am I in? Go, go. And before this is the wrong account, uh,
library, Ado's here, Trackmania. Fuck me, it actually, dude, I don't know where the
help my trackmate I don't know where my trackmate is it's not here my games
okay there's one there's the other account hold up fuck me
it's on epic
I I I.
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Where's this? Okay.
Hold up.
Hold up hold up. I should just get it on steam. Okay, it's on this account.
Hi, I have to re-download it. Yeah, I'm not making it.
So although 50 seconds, maybe it was it was this account.
Maybe almost there 40 seconds, maybe you did this on purpose really.
Yes, man. This was I totally did this on purpose instead of just playing the fucking game
Yes insane logic
Why have multiples in the first place? I think a long time ago I had a UB account and
Had games on it and then like I linked
Some shit to like a different UB account and then yeah, both are just similar
and track mania is on this one and the emails are similar so sometimes I'm
like oh shit is it this one or that one you could make it to an ace combat seven
play through. Isn't that game a little too weepy? That's the only thing.
We're out of time, bro. Maybe, maybe. It might be a little too weepy, though.
All right, I need to mix um liquid
Drum and bass mix come on bro. Come on bro. Tell me you got it, dude. Tell me you got it this guy
How much time eight minutes easy where are we right now
Oh shit, I'll light I need that plug in
It's kind of like a whatever map it is a whatever map
This might be a little too drum and bass-y, where it's just like, just this?
Check out Bally Eric France.
What is that?
Valeric?
NOOOO! Oh god! Alright!
Alright, band if it sounds like shit.
Valeric?
Valeric Trans?
Bro, what are we-
Ah, 1999?
Bro, what the fuck are we doing in this fucking year, dude?
Hold on.
I know.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's see here.
Random.
99 was a good year, but the YouTube quality is gonna sound like it's gonna sound bad.
It's gonna sound like plastic face.
We need like a higher bit rate or like a read upload.
10 seconds.
How was that bronze?
Come on, man.
Oh, I'm both dead.
This map is super bright.
On my monitor, it's just weird.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me try again.
Haha, what is this Salt Shaker music?
It kind of does sound like a Salt Shaker.
It does, actually.
You're on it, Brow!
Oh my gosh, how the fuck?
Alright, let's try, where was the other one?
Oh, not that one.
Slurm core?
Dude, what are these slurm core mix?
What the fuck is slurm core?
Bruh, this is, that's the type of shit that will make you go deaf.
me something chat something that has some sort of drive to it one fucking
song bro I gotta lock in I can't switch music dude I need a playlist not a one
song buddy what do you want me to do alt tab oh my fucking god don't make me do
this myself. I got to practice. Okay, yes. Okay, we're done. We're done.
Guys, the three minute I need a playlist or a mix, not three minute songs.
Yeah, but okay fine little toy fucking cars playlist revolt. I don't even know what the hell this is
Let's see what this is.
Future garage?
My garage.
I
Yeah, that was actually a good run right there. 15-14?
But nah, man, but nah
Okay, I don't know
what do we have here? five songs?
oh wait is this the music from skate story?
oh really? okay
I actually like it
okay
I'm not going fast there is stuff
I can't have one more time here
I don't know if that was a PB, but that was a nice run.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Alright, as long as I'm not last, I'm good because that means I beat someone somewhere.
Okay, so that means I haven't ranked last in this game out of all the players
You know
There's some guy
Who has to be last and all the thousand the players here?
There's gonna be one guy who's gonna be last
There's someone who's two thousand eight hundred ninety six out there okay, I'm one thousand five hundred fourteen
Or actually, I don't know what I- Oh, we're live, we're live.
Oh, shit.
Now I don't want to be last in my division now.
This is so hard to full send.
And then drifting this, there's not enough speed.
I can't drift that.
Are these all songs from Skateshort?
So they do like a couple of songs for the game.
Can't drift, no brakes there.
Oh!
I missed it.
Alright, here we go!
Oh fuck.
It's okay.
It was I am not last not last
There's this guy 43 seconds a dude he's shitting on everybody
What no one's near this guy
43
Yeah Smurfs are if someone is truly smurfing this is probably one of the cringiest games to do it
Sometimes people though it's like maybe they get better fast
And they don't mean to
Oh
Oh
Shit okay gig a bitch gig a motherfucker. I'm coming down
Oh, the fucking door open, asshole!
Hold on!
Hold on!
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do that again.
Little art!
Little art!
Goddamn bro we got four we got four Americans here
Okay, are we got we got we got we got we got we it's universal it's universal
It's universal boys
Someone's going out this round one of the soft tennis perishing
I hope it's not me.
Bad start.
I lost all my speed.
What?
How the hell was that- oh my god, he actually went out.
Gigafuck actually went out.
Holy shit.
First.
Oh my god, he's gone dude, he's gone.
From first to BNF.
Wow
Wow, okay
That is the music you love
All right
Oh
That's all right
Alright, sure man. We'll take that right there.
Do you know what usually means to give up on purpose?
Uh, yeah.
Or sometimes people DNF as they are like, god damn it, I can't recover, I'm just DNF.
I don't know let's see this is blood cultures
Oh
My god, are you kidding god damn it that turns a piece of shit
Okay, I kind of like their first songs
The first two songs are good
Trust me
Hold up. I'm scared to alt-tap again. Hold on.
The salt shaker, bro.
No!
No!
What the fuck?
Alright.
Yeah, hook it up, where do I listen to that dude bro?
Let me switch it, hurry up!
Let's see.
Let's see...
22 views, by the way.
Now it's not over.
Come on!
Yikes.
Made it, though.
Oh, the song just started.
Give it ten minutes.
It starts like this to get into the flow.
10 minutes in today's DMH, 10 minutes left.
I gotta say, good uplifting trance is...
You feel the power of music.
You feel it internally.
I don't know if I can tell you.
What the fuck is uplifting shit?
trance?
This is uplifting trance.
One of all, one of all.
One of all hold on now. Holy shit, one of all. Hold on now.
Okay, okay, hold up.
Oh shit, we got everybody here.
Okay.
bad start
Okay okay still still good
Top 10 honest I didn't think I was gonna top 10 I've employed in a bit
We'll take that right there
Clean
Christmas miracle
All right, let's see here
I think I just like tagged something at the end there.
I slowed down.
Okay, okay.
This guy's been consistent.
Oh, and that left wheel touched that leg a little.
Shit.
Alright, here we go, here we go.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Holy shit, I got it. Oh, you think that other guy bombed. Oh my god, I gotta take a piss.
Shit. Come on. Top six. Dude, what? Everybody got knocked! Actual and his last hope. What?
of
I got it.
Damn, that guy is so consistent.
Shit.
Okay, okay.
RIP Germany.
RIP.
Wait, that guy deced.
What happened?
I've tried full sending it there
Oh yeah, that's a good crash.
There's my man top three by top four top four
Let's say
Someone just bonked.
No!
Hmm, it's over, man.
Mmm, it's over, man.
Fuck.
God damn it, man!
I'm sorry about that chat, I had to piss and then some stuff happened.
I did way better than I thought I was going to do.
That was nice, man.
That was nice.
I did way better than I thought I was going to do.
Fourth place, whatever.
Still nice.
Still good.
Clean.
Clean.
Well, playlist, that's this one right here.
What is uplifting clients?
Would you play dead by daylight?
No, I would not.
No, I would not friend. I would not.
I would not do that actually.
I don't think I will do that.
ummmmm what is deadboot?
what is deadboot bro?
I made another game where you kick people on the face
PS
Try fever meme, I don't know about that, bro
Are you gonna check out our greater season 2 and the snowmaps I already played the snowmaps
I'm kind of just chilling on the season 2 other than it being wiped today. Do they change anything did anything add or anything or
We chillin
I
Mafia to replay no
No, I don't really want to play this I'd rather wait till it comes out or something 33 or mortals
Bro, I could play some counter strike. Don't judge me man. You said man or lord. I did we could also do that
We could also do that.
Battlefront 2, I'm kind of, Battlefront 2, true.
I'm John battlefront to I will go back to I want to check out the Kyber thing
Half sword. I'm waiting dude. I already beat that shit
today is just a stalling stream today is stun locked until I figure out what I'm going towards buddy.
Okay.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
All right. We're going to do some...
What is whisker wood?
A rat game?
Oh yeah, I've seen that.
Let's do...
Are we going over to manor lords?
Or counter forces?
Or dead space replay?
or... or or... or... or... are greater.
A O E four age of the empires brah far cry three
3. Far Cry 3 replay? Does this game hold up? Does Far Cry 3 hold up? I don't know if
this game holds up man I don't think I'm gonna read I don't want to replay Hogwarts
legacy I'm gonna wait for the second one the second one they're coming up with a
second one bro it's already in development bro okay it's a it's in
development bro chilling ETS to um I don't I don't I don't feel like driving
Let's set up some manner lords for a bit and see what's changed.
Let's see, they had a massive patch, new patch.
I can get into this.
This game is cozy.
Download queued.
I can get into this easily.
I just need to load it up.
Nothing just new UI?
I don't think so, bro.
I think they changed the shit ton in this game.
I've played this one it first came out
and then they had a massive patch
that I was waiting for and now it's out.
Game still needs cooking.
It's still in early access.
There's a new map, really.
Yearly review of Star Citizen.
Nah, dude, I'm good, bro, I'm good.
Star Citizen.
Manor Lord.
We're doing it, boys.
And then we'll go from there.
Bookabye!
I remember this game's menu music is insane.
Nova Roma I want it to come out and then I'll play it.
Rise Center Rome?
That game's always fun to replay.
I feel like I just replayed it though.
I feel like I just replayed this recently.
This main menu music versus Kingdom Come Deliverance.
That's where I'm at right now.
Let me hear.
Let me hear.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Medium sharpening?
It's better sharp on all of her side.
KCD2 made many music is better than E33 many music.
This is very, very, very good.
laring
God damn bro
ACD 2?
they're both so good they're both so fucking good
They're both so good.
God damn!
Come on!
Man, our lords is better, though.
Dude, they're both so good, bro.
God damn.
Ugh.
That's a tough one, dude.
insane timing is back
come on man
What do we do?
Can we play though? Bro, we're appreciating asshole, okay?
I haven't loaded up Elden Ring in a bit, hold up.
What is Elden Ring?
I remember being really good.
I think DS3 may have been better.
Is this the same? It sounds different.
Okay buddy, that's not a waste asshole, okay, this is literally the gateway, the gateway.
I don't think this is it though.
This isn't the main menu, official soundtrack.
I was gonna say, that sounded a little different.
Hmm.
Let's get shit, man.
Let's get shit.
It is.
Right there.
Yeah, horrible quality video though.
Audio quality.
That's good right there man. That's good. Dark Souls 3 though dude. Dark Souls 3 main theme is on another level though, if I recall. If I recall.
Yeah, yep.
Yes.
Insane.
I don't want to replay this game, I love the Souls games but I'm sold out until there's
There's a new one.
Yeah.
Literally, no one listens to music like this as we're enjoying it, as we are listening.
Yeah man, Dark Souls 3, best main menu theme.
The Manor Lords is a lot more dark souls, there is very epically themed though, it's
very epic.
The Manor Lords is like you feel there's something, it's different, it's a different
feel.
Yeah, this game had good main menu music.
What was Baldur's Gate?
What was Baldur's Gate? I don't know, I have no idea.
Main menu theme did this pop-up. 2.7 million views.
Main theme.
menu music
Was this actually menu music?
Oh
Yeah
That's the cool main menu.
That's the cool theme, very fannish-y, that.
This is a cool thing. Very fantasy bad. It's cool. It hits that fantasy.
Buddy, I'm gonna play it. Can I enjoy shit, bro? What are you in the rush for, buddy? Nothing.
Nothing. Nothing going on.
I'm critiquing the different main menus across the games, bitch. Okay.
What was the Witcher 3's main menu music? I don't think it was memorable.
Oh wait!
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah.
It ain't bad, bro.
It ain't bad, bro.
It ain't bad, bro.
what was uh swotor main menu music was it actually good main theme main theme menu
theme are we linking this all right now I'm actually stalling okay all right new
You game!
She what?
Who am I?
Portrait.
Colors, coat of arms.
Alright, hold up. We gotta go. Let me see here.
First give me...
Nothing blank.
Primary color? Oh, you can upload.
Oh, shit.
Hold up.
Oh! Never mind, it already fucking- it read my mind. Nice.
Let's be... this guy right here.
Moll-
What the fuck?
Uh, his name is...
Malulius.
hilarious
All right
Scale away what the hell? Oh, okay, you can't change anything there
Scenario type
Growth domination game setup goddamn there's all these maps
I'll fulfill the requirements of your citizens plan and rule your medieval town as you see fit
without worrying about combat.
An illegitimate baron who resides in the safety of this castle off map has unlawfully laid claim
to several regions. Grow your city and raise forces as quickly as you can. The lands are
are pestered by raiders and undefended settlements will quickly perish.
This doesn't sound bad.
Your family and your rival share a long bitter history in the seams.
The next chapter will be written in blood.
That's not bad either.
Four major noble families were granted rights to settle these lands with too many claims
and two little space ambition brew.
I'm feeling on the edge.
High peaks?
Okay.
Let's do it.
All right, matter loads.
whoa here it is the new god damn this game looks fucking incredible holy shit
can't you go first person how do you go first person again
Oh, you can just go here and miss a mud?
Oh, shit.
God damn, it's paradise!
Oh, shit, man, we're defended right now.
We got a mountain to defend us.
Alright, nice.
Let me see here.
We're getting new messages.
You receive reports of a band of raiders roaming the nearby land.
Should we track their steps?
Sure.
For others who see trouble, you see potential.
These lands shall become rich and prosperous under your skiffle management.
Reach the large town settlement level to achieve victory.
Alright.
Supplies, living space, food.
We have five unassigned families.
Nowhere to live, public order, regional wealth, livestock, we have one, we have one, his name
is Christoph, the ox.
Okay, what are these?
Okay, okay, okay, construction broken down, tools, rubble stone, wood, food, fuel, crafting
material.
Okay, these are our supplies.
Oh, shit, god damn.
This view shows who controls each region and each region's resource deposits.
Okay.
Wait, where the fuck are we?
Is this us? Fish? Stone? Where are we?
Where's my banner?
What the fuck? Where did I zoom out to, bro?
Where the hell did we live? Oh, we are here!
Oh, shit, we have fish in our backyard! Oh my god! Oh, yeah, we're gonna be eating good, dude.
Hold on.
Roads, I got you, man. Alright, we're gonna have a straight-up road
right to our food source.
just for now wow that road looks terrible what the hell even is this are
you kidding me already ruined me lord
Milard, I seem to have fucked up, Milard.
Um, oh shit, Milard, dude.
Milard seems as though I have fucked up.
Alt-Clip.
Oh, okay.
Alright, are you serious, bro? Whatever. No one notices.
All right, let's see what we got here. What are we doing here? Logging camp.
All right, logger, you live here, dude. Let's move, let's move.
This is important. We need wood.
Medium. Can I build a house? What Cutters Lodge and Logging Camp?
Oh for firewood timber, saw pit, forest hut, forager hut, stone gather, hunting, fishermen.
Wait.
Really?
Really?
That's how it works?
Yeah.
Wait
Really
Really that's how it works
That's okay, I guess he doesn't like you don't have a peer or anything. He just fishes from the shore
Oh, it's not one two three
Let's see them work
All the citizens are working there's like five fish in total there's two hundred fifty-three
This is rich resource seasonal growing. Don't worry. We'll make sure we'll control
All right clean
Construction priority transferring goods so we need the ops to transfer goods from the piles
Army I need a storage deposit to how do I do that?
Stone gather quarry mining pit down here hitching post to granary storehouse
For generic goods to wood
Wood and fish let's make it so this is kind of the middle ground
All right residential
All right, we got to start slow here
We need them to go ham, get as much wood as we can.
What do you need for a house?
Literally only wood.
A well would probably be nice too.
Oh, and then we have to plant here for stone later.
So this is going to disappear once we have everybody have homes.
So, let's actually... I'm not sure where I'm gonna build the houses yet.
You chose no AI enemies. Can I change it? Or is it too late?
No AI enemies, only raiders. Check bottom left.
I mean, what's so bad about that?
I still... there's raiders, though.
though are you supposed to keep fending off the enemies
should I add them I mean I just started bro it was literally the default for the
game bro. Alright, let's move. We're going. What? Literally default AI opponents off.
I want to build. I don't necessarily want to fight. Should I go three?
Okay, I have one rival, Ernest.
Okay, let's see, there you go.
The fighting is like 40% of the game.
Yeah, but like the actual crafting is so good.
Damn, my...
Oh, god, damage add.
I had such a good, beautiful place.
Whatever, it's okay.
I like we had a nice area, but we'll end up revealing this.
This is still beautiful.
It's still beautiful.
Alright, let's have a logging camp here.
Wait, no, what am I doing?
Let's have a logging camp.
What is this?
I think that's clay or something, right?
Let's have her right here.
And then let's do a storehouse now, right here, and then go right into making a fishing
place, a hut.
Okay, he can literally fish from his backyard.
Live in the life.
Okay, perfect.
New messages.
There's raiders nearby.
I'm gonna have to make a large town.
Okay, so we're in March right now.
Let's see.
Oh my god, that was fast as hell. I wanted to watch that.
That was so fast.
Nice.
Alright, there we go. Let me make sure who's working here.
We're gonna go all out on wood.
Yield none, blow. Maintenance? Status? That's a thing.
Okay, there we go. I'll work on this next.
Alright, we're going to do the sword. Very nice.
Slowly, slowly.
Oh, there you go. Now they're working here.
Next, we're going to work on houses. We'll get everybody housed fast.
We're going all out on these assigned families, families without assignment.
If I remember in this game, one person icon is one family.
So let's actually have a tutu and then they can move resources around because we need people to build
All right for now, we have our main road connecting here and a bunch of resources
I don't really know where to put the first houses. Maybe I just set them up here and then like trying your triangle it
Well, let's just have it so I have houses being built here.
Holy, you can change this heavily.
I think this means...
Let me see how this works again, because I think you can stretch it out.
It's a little different in this game.
Like you paint across.
So you can have houses, and then they can have like attachments, so technically this
would just be two big ass houses.
I don't know if that's good.
Yeah, you want range.
Okay, let me sit here for now.
Why is this not working?
I don't have goods. Okay, let me start with one house.
So you want them to have a backyard. So this is four.
Plot points three of four.
What the fuck is this, man?
Yeah, why is this not working?
What am I missing?
Plot points three or four cost four, I have four wood.
I am clicking, it doesn't let me, because it reds- oh, so at this point right here reds
out for some reason.
I actually can't craft here.
Not enough goods.
Oh wait, okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, it's that specific point on the edge.
Yes, it was the specific point right here that it doesn't let me do it.
Okay, I'm gonna start with the one house here
Let's see if this makes sense
It's your shitty road motherfucker, it's like 1700 brown we just fucking didn't shit that out
It looks like shit right now bro just wait
Construction finished construction finished nice
They'll work on the houses next. We have our storage, our logging, and this.
Let me put a well here too. Perfect. Right by the houses. Any well coming out?
And then we're gonna have one guy on this side, even though it's gonna look a little weird.
It lives right next to the well.
So you want, let me see, what if I go here?
This just gives more plot of land to this.
Can I remove this official road?
No.
No.
I guess you can put, let's see what happens.
All right, can I speed up time in first person?
Once you draw it out, you can rotate the plots.
Hey yo, where are your shovels?
Excuse me.
Are you kidding me?
There's raiders about to kill us.
We have no food or firewood for the winter.
Lollagagging what could you possibly be talking about?
What the hell is this?
I'm assigned one family to build
Okay, we're gonna we need one family for the storage
Wait a minute. Oh shit
There we go, there we go now we're good now we're good
Okay, now we're gonna have families move the supplies out one family works at storage
We're good, and they're moving everything for the houses as well
And then we do need one one two three let me take one off here, so we have one builder
Yes
How's the rain looking this game I'd rather be homeless than live here
Goddamn!
You better build that shit fast!
Let's move, bro. That was not going to cut itself.
Yeah, a good foundation.
Oh, I can't jump.
Let's get in there.
Let's get in there.
Nice.
There it is.
Very nice.
All right.
How we doing?
A lot of the errors are going away.
goods pantry I'm trying dude homelessness they're gonna all this is
gonna be good what should I make next marketplace small tavern of wooden
church we need a shit ton of wood I need more people to move in I don't know
people move in if you just have multiple houses because I need more
families to assist here before we do anything else.
Act station, livestock, the hitching post we already have.
A strong militia is paramount to the survival of any sentiment.
Luckily a shipment of weapons has just arrived and
he will not be able to create your first militia banner to serve you and protect your people.
However, we will need more weapons to equip all the people.
Okay, let me just see for the militia.
Okay, we have 20 shields and 20 spears, so I'm gonna make a spear militia.
10 of 36. That's all we have. Recruits missing.
I think I made them.
Rally. Where are you guys at? Show me.
Show me every table, band, and body.
Alright, remember.
Oh, he's fucking late.
He couldn't find his shield.
Alright, this is our army right now.
Oh, what the fuck?
Where are you guys?
Huh?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Okay, I just wanted to make sure okay when she hits the fan how fast we can get together
All right, I'll go back to your fucking jobs boys. What the hell?
Go back this band this band
And back
Pick up the shovels put down the spears
Check enemies town, can I go check it?
what the hell is this okay bro damn they're doing good over there oh shit
line neck fuck that shit dude specializing regions oh my god
Bamberg small holders. I don't know if I even want to do anything there yet. That
was overwhelming to look at. Where's my place?
I ain't reading all that yet, bro. We don't even have basic resources right now.
Relax. Where do I even live? Shit, where do I live?
bro where are we in Earl heart
oh here we go I'm back I'm back I had no idea where we lived okay let's have
another house here honestly the house here with the road is so bad this is
So bad there's no room. There's no room for anything here
Pantry is full fishermen's hut excuse me
What do you mean, bro
Does this not store fish
We need a grain- oh, granaries also fish.
Okay, this is all pantry goods.
Okay, we're gonna have the pantry right here.
And then we also need stone.
Berries, stone.
Okay, that is needed right now.
Forge Hut. Okay, we're gonna be using this main road for many things. I'm starting to realize.
Yes, I need to think bigger here. So we're gonna have a road that connects out here and then
people are also gonna live down this way too. We're gonna have... I gotta pretend like this
houses at all. Yes. Um, stone gather camp. Really? This is it. The thing is I don't have
enough families right now, so this also might be kind of stupid to do. I need more people
living here. Let's add four more houses. And then I have to add some lumber too.
Um, oh we need the church as well, but the church can wait.
A corpse pit?
What am I looking for right now, I'm looking for, I'm looking for, where is it?
Where am I looking?
Logistics farming.
logistics are way
How do you make oh here it is okay a stop it stop it yes, we need planks
So let's all this have the stop it right here
Right here
There we go I
Got berries and then I need a also a hunter's hut a hunting camp
I guess I'll just do a hunting camp.
Where do I do a hunting camp?
Like that over here?
Not sure if this needs to be in like a specific location where there's wildlife.
There is no indicator when I placed it telling me where.
Unless there's a legit animal node.
Oh, there's no animals on your map.
Oh, it's actually an icon.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Fish diet.
Oh yeah, wild animals.
Yikes.
Okay, berries and fish.
You know what?
That's just not a bad diet.
Okay, we get a good fiber and natural sugars and a good protein from the fish.
We'll take that.
Months remaining before food supply runs out.
Oh shit.
That doesn't sound good.
Running out of fuel.
I know.
Look at that view dude, god damn.
Chill bro.
it'd be cool in first person if it's fed up instead of slowing down as soon as you
go first person so I could see him building fast. This is nice boys!
The villagers coming together. The houses, the well, the storehouse, logging
Camp hunting camp clean third person yes I don't know if it's time to add to their
houses I think it might be a little too church access fuels oh marketplace oh
Oh shit they want a marketplace right now so they get all their supplies from this
Is the training place the marketplace
Wooden church marketplace
Active granary and storehouse, okay. Oh, it's huge
huge. You know what? I would demolish this house and make it so this is the marketplace
and then have houses all around it. But I feel like, I don't know if it's worth it
now. Maybe I'll have it so the marketplace is right on the road. There you go. How big
does this need to be? Why does this need to be that big? Why can't it just be that
Available Market Stall Locations 88 maybe we can expand later and do 27
okay nice lots of wood food is getting there even though a lot
the
similar to land tax. Okay. I don't think I have to turn that on so they have to pay
an extra tax. I'm pretty sure. I don't think that instantly goes into effect. The
Pantry's already full?
Oh my god, no one works here.
Dude, no one... oh, there are other options?
Oh...
Well, shit.
Bro, we need more citizens.
Is what the problem is right now. I need more families
Wait what hold up, what is this are you kidding me dude? He what that's insane
What
Oh my god, man, that's insane, dude. Vince Sampala died, man.
That's crazy, dude.
Dude, the guy behind Respawn Entertainment? Oh, did she call the duty Titanfall?
like the actual dude his name is behind all the good shit and battlefield six
apex legends that's crazy dude that's sad bad
damn bro rest in peace bro that's crazy dude this guy was such a good dev he
had it in the FPS all the FPS's
okay you can be as time some of you guys can be as toxic as you want or whatever you want to call
it this guy was so impactful to modern FPS's
like this dude was had so many good games under his umbrella
Wow man. Damn bro, rest in peace. That's crazy dude.
His first game was Medal of Honor Allied Assault.
Is that the multiplayer medal of honor? Like the super popular one when Wolfenstein was big too?
Yeah, this guy has been in the...
Gaming scene for so fucking long.
Wow, dude.
I
Titanfall to Star Wars Jedi survivor apex legends damn
Damn bro rest in peace down. That's crazy, bro
Damn, executive producer from COD2, if you don't know him, I mean, he's one of those
dams that always pops up when you hear about, like, good-ass games being made.
He was one of the studio heads for Call of Duty 4, CEO from Modern Warfare 2 2009, Titan
fall and Titanfall 2 since cod 2 bro
literally blanketed PC gaming with good ass games
damn man that's crazier bro
Wow
Uh, what do we have here? No, I think it was a car crash. It was a car crash
I need a woodcutter for fuel did I not um I think we got a new family here there's six
people did I not add the woodcutter nobody works at the granary whoops common good stall
Oh, is that saying it's connected? I think that's saying it's connected.
Food variety, general goods. I don't think you assign a...
Yes, the granary has a family.
Oh, the saw pit now has a family. Oh, nope.
I need another family here.
There's not enough people for jobs.
I need one. Oh, here we go. Perfect.
All right, nice. Now we have one family that can move supplies around.
We gotta make the church. We're gonna make the church right there in the clearing, so you see it.
We need something to believe in. All right.
All Sulp is still home.
unassigned the ox family are you sure you need to do that for the hitching post
unless it says families without assignment will work on construction
including guiding an ox to transport. So maybe you don't need to assign.
Yeah, I don't know what some of you guys are on about, bro. I don't know what the fuck you guys are on about here.
Chill.
oh my god you're right oh shit we need berries before the
season. Saw Pit is not the woodcutter. Oh wait it was different.
Uh-oh. Wait where am I going? Gathering.
Lodging. Logging. Camp. For timber.
Woodcutter. Oh.
Oh my you need three different wood people
okay yes firewood lumber and then a
telling of trees you guys got to work
fast bro what's the date July oh my
God. We have time until winter. We have time. We're getting there. No one works here yet either.
I'm going to keep making houses. Oh nice. Somebody just moved in. Pick up an axe, bro. Welcome
home. Pick up an axe. We got a new family that just moved in. And then we're going to build
some neighborhood neighbor houses residential right here right there right on the road for brand new
houses clean we're gonna get stone we're gonna make the church and then what do people want
fuels is what they're missing this person's eating berries and fish and they're all missing church
access and fuel. So we gotta, the next family is gonna be working at the, oh shit.
Okay, no, come back. This family needs to wait.
There we go.
Imagine the progress was lit and locked potatoes in the research tree? Increase cabin hunter count.
Cabin hunter count? What are you talking about? I don't have a hunter.
Oh, we got another new family. Perfect. Stone.
Alright, everybody's doing their thing now. Clean.
I don't know how much the well if they have access to the well. They don't really tell me.
Like it's not a requirement.
So I can make all of these people do things.
Let's make it so...what is that?
Am I giving them 20 silver to make this?
Okay, so these guys now have chicken here.
So I actually give them regional wealth to make their backyards into something beneficial.
So these people cultivate or they have eggs and then they bring them to the marketplace.
And then do I get a cut or some shit?
So we'll do a chicken and an animal pen.
We'll make it so all of this is all animal based.
Where the chicken at?
I was just told we got new chickens here.
Nice.
They're adorable.
Clean.
Yes, how does the well access work?
100%.
There's no indication of water.
Oh wait, water access, I'm blind.
Oh, so the well is insane. The well is crazy length.
Okay.
All right, we have extra houses. Is this stuff saying plus two as in we have two monthly migration plus two?
2. Plot constructed. Occupied. Oh, plus 2 is under construction. Oh, okay. We still have...
and then it needs more food, fuel. This is taking a while. I'm a little worried about
us. We have zero months of fuel. We might need to double up here. They have firewood,
they're making it. It's just slow as shit. And then they have to manually stone cutter
transporting firewood. Why are you doing that? I know a tree on, I know a brawl, rest
piece. We're just talking about it. Upgrade the stable. Where do you see Upgrade? I'm
blind. Upgrade small stable increases stable space by one. I have enough. Okay true I didn't know
you could do that. So some of these you can upgrade. Okay interesting. Upgrade stone while
increase the capacity and this is 10 stone. Oh we have six oh wait can we make
our church now? Yeah what if I chill on the planks and as find this person three
families to woodcutters lodge. I'll have two families to woodcutter and bring one
more to logging camp. We're gonna need more timber and we're gonna start our
church. Come on bro. Yes we need our church now. Come on bro, line it up. There it is,
the church, the pluggers.
Oh my God, don't tell me this is,
bruh, don't tell me this is the plot of Resident Evil 4.
Don't tell me this is us.
Don't tell me this is the prequel.
I didn't know I could choose I should I should have looked at all these whoops
Cheaper animal inputs increased mining labor speed
Yeah, we're doing a check army check army check rally the troops we could be attacked in any day
Rallying where are the able-bodied?
Drop your pickaxes and shovels, where are you?
We have new migrants here.
Here, Popman.
Let's see.
How many?
Alright, alright.
Very nice.
We're getting along good we're looking good
All right now get the hell out of here go get your shovels move move
All right, we need more houses boys we need houses next to the church
What else should we make Ashley a tavern and we'll move and add somewhere later
Okay, are we doing on food still low zero fuel dude
What the hell is taking so long for this
Let me just see what else do we need fishermen's hut hunting camp
I'm not gonna do that just yet stone gatherer core work works workers extract rough stone and rubble
Let me see
It might be bugged for a minute save and reload Navy. I don't think I need saplings yet
Because there's a lot of wood right now. Oh, they're upgrading the stable
Nice
Good shit, I do want to see how the wheat in this game looks I think I'm feeling it's gonna be very satisfying to look at
We're in September
I think it might be too late for crops.
Also the quarry. Do we have any stone nearby?
Salt? We can export salt.
Or, could we go to the other room for the surface?
Nearby stone deposits.
Underground. From the underground.
Is this like a... how do you know where that is?
There's mushrooms, brigands, trade point. Yeah, how do you know? I don't know where you add that.
Dude, there's actually so much shit to do in this game. I'm overwhelmed now. Oh my god.
Holy shit.
There's so much to do.
A shrine?
I have a shrine right here, so they know this is our village.
Rich mining pots have unlimited mining upgrades.
Bottom right, this is surface deposit of clay.
So we can deal with that.
And we're actually almost out of all the berries.
How are the fish? We have an abundance of fish.
Is this guy fishing right now? He's not even working today.
Bro, this guy's living the life. He literally opens his back door and just casts his rod out.
Fishes and then closes the door.
Come on, dude!
All right, did they work on the church yet? No?
Pantry is full
You know what that's a good thing unless why
Access food needs to be moved to a granary
Oh
Shit are they
Are they not it's just too far from the pantry
Do I need to make another granary for this? Oh my god, there's no road
There you go, there you go
All right, everybody's doing their thing
purchase animal do we get a new ox for 20 regional wealth it is the primary
currency is a trading post could be spent on backyard accession or
converter for treasury of the manner tax panel let's get another ox
okay save money for the trade post we do need to start trading with different
uh, the towns.
Laws for the import and export of goods via trade with traveling merchants.
Right on the road.
We make more houses near the church.
Yeah, we get the highest priority on the church. Let's go. I want to see this built right now.
My approval rating is stuck at 69. There they go. They're moving.
This might take a while, our new family just moved in.
can help. Can you do a cinematic camera angle? Oh, this is nice.
You can't go first person, but it's gonna make you go slow.
Oh yeah, autumn is here.
The trees changed.
Oh, it is Control-C, but it slows it down.
Let's see.
Oh, yeah, we have...
Okay, we have food and fuel now.
We made it.
There it is.
We need something to believe in collectively.
There it is.
God damn.
It'd be cool if you can get a horse.
That looks clean. We need some houses. Wait, you can get a horse? Really? I can upgrade
my guy? Bro, this is an insane place to live, dude. Are you kidding me? It's fucking beauty.
We still have a lot of room here. I can add a lot more housing. I'm going to start changing
their backyards and then slowly we can expand up there. But these houses I have no regional
wealth. Okay, the trading post is under construction. I'm gonna add one more
fisherman. We have two families moving shit around. This person has no more
berries, so I think they're useless.
I lost forager workers to grow herbs
So some of these buildings have upgrades, okay, we're gonna have a priest
Upgrade okay, I can upgrade their houses, but they wouldn't I need to match their okay, what do they need?
So now they want armor for armaments
All their needs are bad
A residential requirement will increase, generates one regional wealth per family per month.
Okay, so there you go.
I can start taxing them.
Let's try doing one.
I have enough resources.
Actually, I'll do a double upgrade.
Double upgrade, and then these people will also have an animal pen.
And then I did not mean to do that, but I did it.
So we'll have four upgrades.
Build a Walmart?
That's the plan.
Okay, they need a lot to upgrade.
It's going to take a while.
Okay, I'm just gonna piss real quick. Hold up.
All right, you're gonna check the enemy aren't they are they enemies? What if I'm like, yeah, we don't need to do this. Oh
God, how's this land look?
Ah, oh my god, he built the church as well
I need crops.
It's time to start farming.
We're going all out.
A windmill.
Oh, yeah.
We can have farms behind the church.
that would actually look nice.
Or actually, oh my God, we've felled all of this already?
Uh-oh.
I might need a sapper or whatever to start planting trees,
but I guess they'll just keep cutting all this down here.
I could also do farmland right here that would actually look nice
Whoa, I thought the grass was changed
Check the soil quality
Oh wait is orange bad?
Are you serious?
Are you serious bro?
That's it?
terrible farming land? It's all bad. I mean, maybe yellow-green is good. We could do rye.
Or just go all behind the church, yeah, and have like a road that goes down here. And
and we'll figure it out, but for now.
We could do all yellow here.
Utilize all the land.
Farmhouse behind the church, or next to the church.
And then what was this?
Emmer, Flax, Barley, Emmer, what the fuck is Emmer?
I don't know what Emmer is.
I have no idea, I have no know.
Is it grain?
There's salt back there as well.
I need an insane plot of land here.
I want all this to be farmland. We're gonna go ham with farmland
Holy shit god damn now we're gonna be known for this
What am I built oh is this the fertility oh nice, okay, we're gonna be insane with bread
Not too big. Not too big. And then we'll have some houses here next to the church as well.
Maybe I should have split it. Yeah, maybe I should have split it.
because they're gonna just plant one crop the whole way but maybe it'll be good
do a crop rotation there you go wheat into rye rye into wheat okay too big no
way they're gonna plow it and yeah we'll actually add a well we can add a
Well right by the church because there's water that runs right through it nice
This still hasn't upgraded yet
Let me just go through this. We have the logging camp. We have the woodcutter. We have the saw pit.
I don't have a forester hut. I might as well just put one down right here or later.
Forager is up. No hunting because we don't have any hunting shit. Fisherman's hut we have. Stonegatherer. I have no quarry, no mining pit.
I can put a mining pit here for clay.
The well, the marketplace, we don't have a tavern.
And a corpse pit, but no one's died yet.
Yet.
Pasture?
I could put a pasture, I'm gonna make it very, um, I'm gonna make it very farmland
up there.
Communal oven.
Ooh!
Oh fuck, winter's coming.
Oh shit, I just felt a chill in the air.
Workers refined firewood into charcoal, increasing fuel efficiency.
Workers smell iron to iron slabs, smithy iron slabs, clay furnace into roof tiles, stone,
Mason Station, Lime, Malt House, Bark Gathering for Leather, Woland to Yarn, Flaxen to Linen.
For you and your retinae reside enables various forms of taxation, 250 Influence, I should
make this. I need that. And then a shrine and a shrine- there's an area for non-gameplay
related shrubs. I need a manor. I'm gonna live up here. My manor's right here. I'm
Yes
Whoa, wait castle planner
All right, this is the whole thing
Yeah, let's put the graveyard behind the church, actually.
Oh wait, a place to bury those less deserving of a funeral service.
No, we don't want to do that.
I don't know where to put my manor.
Maybe here?
Remove these trees,
and then just build out over here.
Right on the road.
Or I could go down here and then slowly carve this place out near the farmland.
You know what?
No, I'm gonna put it here.
This game is demanding if you max it out, yes.
I could even do it here and then build it out and then because I need to expand
more farm shit here I'm actually gonna do it right here and then I'll have a
road that comes to it. Place roads. There you go. Ailey, construction cost, garrison
space, layout castle walls, garrison tax office. For now we just want that. Everything else
can come later. Dude, we've had no new people come here. Our monthly migration is still so
low. Oh, someone just joined. Nice. I did. There's new houses being built right now.
I have three available, with four under construction.
This is still not good enough.
I'm gonna make it so two people...
I'm gonna make it so no one works here and then all three families will just do
it themselves and I need 60 to get a horse 50 goods yeah it's gonna take a
while I mean we're ready for the winter we have eight months of food and eight
months of fuel like we're good we're chilling right now 75% approval I don't
know what that red red means right there is that a bad thing are they pissed I
need to start working on tools as well like maybe do a charcoal kiln maybe I
do a charcoal kiln like here and then just have like a road that comes through this is
like my whole wood section yeah that's my whole wood this used to be so much shit now
it's all we gotta keep expanding out maybe I move like the wood cutter yeah I make it
And so he... Can I make a bridge?
You can't make a bridge. Not enough goods.
Okay, we have a lot more families moving in. I need... What do I need?
Oh, my planks. Oh, shit, the first winter!
Oh, fuck. It's December.
Oh, shit.
Buddy, you're not carrying anything.
The first winter.
I need more people here dude.
I have 20 of 36 in the Militia, but we currently have no gear to equip them with.
That is an issue.
More houses.
Rows and rows of houses.
True, the trading post.
Is this building to set up a barter connection allowing the sender to receive goods between
this and another region?
Did I make a training post?
I have it right here.
They just haven't built it yet.
Okay.
Yeah, I already set it out.
They just haven't done shit yet.
There's a lot of stuff that needs construction.
They're working on the house now.
Let's move, build!
We'll survive.
We're all good here.
This damage storage is full storehouse.
Did I upgrade this?
Sixty in lumber.
Buddy.
Buddy.
Why does no- Oh, cause I sh- Oh my fucking god, I shut that off.
And I never assigned anybody to it.
all good. God damn this place turned white fast. Holy shit. The trees look so good in
this game. Let me see, this guy chopped out a tree. This lady has an axe. She has a mission
right now. Looks like she's actually just gonna chop this already felt tree. Oh nope,
or yes. Oh that guy right there is chopping something. Oh I think this is the sapper.
Yeah, he's actually planting.
Yeah, this guy's planting shit.
And yeah, why don't you chop down a tree?
Let me speed it up. Generic storage is full.
I need 16 lumber. I need 16 planks and I can upgrade this
Yeah, I could build another storehouse
I could that might be what you need out to pull those logs I
Can't get another ox. I don't have enough money. I don't have enough money right now
All right, we're chilling I could just make a new one and just hold until then
Prepare for attack, 68 days.
We have no iron ore.
I have no idea where to get iron right now.
We have clay, but in order to make spears, I don't think we can't do anything there.
Let's finish the trading post.
Activate the Taxes tab after selecting your manner to set levels of taxation.
Okay, here we go
Guys I need a collect tax I
Know I know it has to happen all out of tavern
We need to start at 20% and then we're gonna go we're gonna lower it
What does Influence give you?
Required for diplomacy and pressing claims gained from raising the sediment level, interest
in the type, taxation, and building influential buildings.
gonna do 20 and we're gonna add up 1% tight for now. They get really bad.
There's so much shit to build right now.
We have six families that are building and they're still taking five years.
I invested in this, but obviously we can't plan right now.
Alright, let me see how much this wealth builds.
How many eggs do we have?
One egg?
What about our wildlife?
Wow, we have two oxen.
This house is still not upgraded.
These are still level one plots.
Okay, more people are moving in.
I need to get... they need money.
Oh my god, we're a medium village now.
Bro, how do we have no planks?
I'm getting pissed.
What the hell is this soft pit lady doing?
Where are our planks?
She's never here.
Where is this guy?
What?
The whole family's not doing anything.
Is that two planks per year?
No.
People suffering from disease may stop working.
Access to herbs may help speed up their recovery.
Dude they're not even working here excuse me
Bro
Wait somebody's sick. Oh no, I don't know how they do that bro
You need another stable
Oh, speeding up logistics.
There is incentive to doing that.
What if I have one more hitching post here or something?
All right, hitching post here.
Somewhere nearby.
And the training post is done.
Let's see if that makes sense.
Okay.
Let's see here.
Add two families to the trading post
Advanced trade what do we have a lot of we have a lot of rubble stone you can establish a trade network
food
Come on and dude. We don't have anything to sell we have fucking firewood
After paying to establish a trade route he dedicated Charlie
Regular visit region or to trade this specific have a good I
Don't know about that no trade we could export this I
Got it import a bunch of shit man
Yikes
What if we true I could try selling clay we are rich on clay. Maybe I need to start making money fast
Raiders in 14 days were literally dead. Yeah, we're dead. We're fucking dead, guys.
How the hell do I collect clay?
Ah, where's the quarry?
Mining pit.
What does that need?
Are you serious, bro?
Dude, we have 60, 70 timber.
Why is no one here?
What are you waiting for? You have a job!
Are you serious? Is this bug?
35% productivity? I wonder why?
We need oxes to move the logs and we don't have enough oxes, is that just what it comes
down to?
We need more oxes, I don't even think I can afford another one.
Maybe there's too much building right now.
Oh my god, we survived winter.
When do we plant a ride?
Frequent raining.
Yeah, when do we plant now, right?
Crops grow in the summer.
Oh my god, didn't it just say 14?
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
I don't know where the Raiders are.
How many people?
We have, okay, we have Retinue ready to ally
equipment missing, Retinue ready to ally.
Who are these people?
Who are these people?
I'm lost.
Who are they?
Are they part of us?
Who are you?
Retta was paid full-time soldiers.
D to assign families to farmhouse.
Oh shit, you're right.
Provides us to it, yes, yes.
Provided the field is not set to follow,
workers will plow it and so the profit's in as possible.
Oh shit, oh shit, where are they?
Where are the raiders?
Are they coming from the north?
I don't see them you will rally when the time comes we will rally
okay we have seven planks this is upgraded now garments meats fishes animal produce
beverage okay their standards have gone up
okay we need I need more regional wealth let me uh build the clay pit we'll try
to defend as best as we can if we perish we perish and you know what we tried
We're gonna have a bunch of families work at the clay pit and then export a fuck ton of clay is what we're gonna do
More houses here or I could put a tavern right here actually this is a good spot for a small tavern
Yes that actually works.
The crops are returning berries again here.
I already have somebody on berries.
I should upgrade this though and then...
Oh fuck.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Okay, okay boys.
Surrounded by trees, equipment missing.
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
There are trees!
There are trees!
There are trees!
There are trees!
There are trees!
There are trees!
There are trees!
There are trees!
Oh shit.
God, what am I gonna do here?
They're going right from my house.
Hey!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Quickly, quickly, behind.
Let's go, let's go.
Everybody, let's move, let's move.
I'll take that back.
I'll take that back.
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Group here, group here.
How do I move their position?
That did not sound good
Shield to shield!
Oh!
Whoa!
Shield wall, boys!
Shield wall!
Are there two groups raiding us?
No.
Oh!
Shield wall, man!
You piece of shit defend the land
We will be victorious!
We are bordered!
We falter!
Oh shit, oh shit.
We do not need to pay some verben to defend our land.
We will win.
We do not need the revenue.
the wreckage why we're not need them we are winning
surround the enemy I will guide them away
I just stab all of them right now, dude.
Guys, how do I help?
How do I help?
Are we winning?
I think we're winning.
Oh, yeah, we're winning, boys.
We're winning.
Oh, yeah, we're fucking owning right now, dude.
Surround the madness!
Oh fuck that out of here.
Alright, good shit.
Now, pick up your shovels, boys.
Alright, here.
Get the shovels.
Get the shovels.
That was fun.
That was fun.
Now.
Oh fuck that was sick.
That was sick.
That was sick.
That was sick.
That was sick.
That was sick.
That was sick.
That was sick.
Oh my god, dude, look at that!
God damn it!
Life!
This is the year we get a shit ton of crops.
Beautiful bro. Beautiful. Oh yes, I think this is now where we need to dump their corpses.
Okay, so we're gonna have one guy named Earl and he is going to take care of this
All right, his family will be assigned
Sir Earl
I like how you can actively see it like they've themselves a land
Like actively
Changes color it's actually really cool
That's it oh
My god the storage road the storage dude. Oh shit the clay pits done. No, it's not
Now we have 28 planks
Okay, and I can upgrade the storage and then we're gonna make a priority to upgrade the storage
perfect
Okay, okay
Nice nice nice you can claim money from the Raider camps in the other regions
Are you saying I should start sitting on my militia?
Nine bodies. Oh my god
Okay, let's get this shit out. We don't want to be playing the last thing we need us to be playing
Actually a good spot it's gonna hit it
I'm not gonna be here for Christmas now
It's also the Thursday
Okay, it finished.
Got one family, 57% approval.
I'm assuming the red means they'll have access to the marketplace.
Okay, every new family will be working out at the...
mining pit.
And we're gonna be trading...
play.
Unless I have to wait till I get it.
Because I don't see clay anywhere.
I see Rooftiles.
Oh.
Oh
Desired surplus surplus one silver
Follow merchant are you kidding me, bro?
You know what this is a start until we start making the clay into roof tiles or whatever
What's the profit on the roof tile?
For I
Waste honestly I wasted the 10 but it's a start will make money with just raw clay and then from there move on
I did promise a tavern, especially from that victory that we just achieved, we need a tavern.
And we have the perfect land for it as well.
Animal pen, orchid, I feel like more animals is worth.
Cakes provide pork, ghosts provide milk, and then hides.
This is for straight up roots, pork, milk, chevon, and hides.
Honestly, that sounds good, especially because we need hides, so we're going to invest heavily
on animals right now.
Unless I have to buy animals too.
Did they just spawn in?
Oh yeah, I have a tavern, but we have no barley.
So it's just like an empty chill zone.
Hold up, how does this game work?
Like, I just made them into...
These are just places where animals can stay, but then I need animals.
So I have to buy animals, and then they will populate into these backyard.
They don't auto spawn like the chicken?
Oh, it's right here.
Oh.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Yup.
Okay, I need so much regional wealth to do anything right now.
Hey, y'all, keep swinging, boys.
I guess this is where you want people to have veggies.
Just some planks and then we can do veggie, fruit, veggie, fruit, veggie, fruit, veggie,
fruit and then chicken require money. The rest will be chickens. You need to buy veggie
and fruit seeds too. Are you serious? What is the upgrade for this? Everything needs
wealth I don't know is that true oh my god you do and it all costs money god damn
oh that was that was got the whole field
nice
oh they're seeding
Yeah, this is gonna be insane when it all grows.
I need to make a windmill.
This is life, ma'am.
Damn, bro.
Yeah, this is the original OSG to the game.
Oh, we just got rows of houses, but that's how it is.
This is before AI took their jobs.
I feel like the tax I'm putting I'm not I need like I need to see a budget panel
brah are we even how much money have we collected the attacks where we're where
where are we right now because I'm not seeing shit
yeah click town name at the top and you can see lies records trade zero
resources environment development coming soon excuse me this is just trade and
resources though not tax
Yeah.
I'm wondering where you changed the name.
Reduce tax and get more level 2 houses.
I could slowly level 2 of these.
How much do I have?
I have a shit ton of planks now, so I could.
All right, let's start level doing.
Oh yeah, the tavern has no ale.
I mean, are people still gonna go here to eat?
I think they still come here to eat.
Because
Ale is gonna take a while because I need and then windmill what am I growing here, right?
Predicted harvest 70 that's it
God damn bro. Oh
Shit that we have four people that died during that skirmish. Oh my god
God.
Wait, there is a lot of death.
There was a lot of death.
We gotta go visit the Brave Souls.
Actually, these are all the enemies.
Yeah, bro.
This is the game's OST, it's wick-a-good.
Better to have smaller fields than a big one.
Actually, this door is very small. I think this is the main entrance, though.
Oh wait, we do have a graveyard. Oh my god. I'm in hell.
I gave the old ops a hand for the month old Brad. I sped it in my face and tried to
me in your nipple. What?
Last vlog, guys.
Are you kidding me about a town with a view like this? Holy
shit.
We just need internet. And then we're good. I have a shit ton
of salt here. So this might be a gold mine or something.
Have we made any money on clay yet? Like what has
happened how much clay do I have oh we just hit 10 clay so now we're gonna start
exporting but I need more people here I need more houses that's what it is to I
need another row of houses somewhere maybe we cut through the road a nice
little road that connects here like that and then we'll have some more houses
coming through. Even though this is a very nice forest.
Walk too small.
Awkward, but it might look nice.
We need more anyways.
I need to keep expanding.
Okay.
Also, there's a lot of room here that I haven't utilized.
I can have some houses coming through here too.
I do know eventually you can expand and get more shit.
I just don't really know when I want to do that.
Like I do know you can go with your militia and I can start like expanding further down.
I just don't know.
I feel like I'm not ready here yet to do that.
What am I doing?
8-9?
Yeah, I need my regional wealth is so fucked right now.
You need 1000 influence?
How do we get salt?
How much is salt?
Bro, this music's the jammer.
Damn, salt is so good, you need a hundred fucking silver?
Dude.
Salt is really good.
Oh shit, no bro, oh shit.
All right, no one's working here, but we have no fucking families
That was a crazy ass song dude
If your salt mine is finite, they're like all finite
Even this, I mean 1172?
It is only 150
So we're now considered a large village.
Okay, I'm gonna go ham with development.
And then speed it up.
Guys, how are we doing?
On timber? On timber and planks we're doing really good.
I'm gonna add one more person to logging so we can go crazy with houses.
So we can expand the living shit out of our place.
Let's see how this works now.
I don't have a lot of um...
That's our client.
I need- I need more people.
What?
Let's see.
It's gonna expand. Your food's gonna get hit hard.
Yeah, I'll see if I can get everything going.
Whoa!
Oh my god, the field!
how many days? 76 days? before anything here? because we want to harvest this.
Hello, the communal oven.
Oh wait, is wind efficiency a thing?
No way.
I mean, I'm pretty high up.
Can I place this on the wrong side?
I want to see them build it. Oh, shit.
There we go.
I want this done in time.
Okay, Rubble Stone as well. Did they farm all this?
I think they farmed all the stone here. It's gone. Are you kidding me?
Let's see them build, hold up.
rain we needed it for the crops I'm gonna get another ox we need it we
We desperately need another one. We'll name him Bob. Bob the Ox.
We'll name him Ox the Ox that spelled A-U-X.
Yo!
there it is cinema god damn bro there it is boys coming together the land the
land. Clean. Love to see that right there man. Oh that's looking good dude. Our house
is gone. I can do more level twos. All of these are level two. This one's a level one. Upgrade
we have houses being built here. I just need more citizens. I need more citizens. Mark
I mean, market's fine. It's...
What are these? Are they at a range of the market? Is that what's going on here? Are they at a range? Because it's red.
I think they're at a range.
So, I need to add multiple markets. It's hard to tell the scale of this, because honestly, it's not that far of a walk, you fucks.
It's like two feet.
No, we don't want to go, Milard. We don't want to.
Alright, we're gonna put one in the backyard of the tavern.
Uhhh, where is it?
Where the fuck is the marketplace?
There you go. All that is market land.
Honestly, oh look they're building up here now new development setting up all the houses
Nice
Yeah, where are our migrants you have insane shit going on here dude
Trader available in three days.
Oh, there.
I'm investing in ox.
Oh, shit, we have no room.
Oh fuck. There you go. Up heard. We need him to have a home.
Okay. 19 days until this harvest.
We have one guy doing nothing here. We need the oven bill. Just needs priority.
Come on.
Huh?
Oh.
We might have a berry situation soon.
You have 200 berries.
We might have a berry situation soon.
You have 200 berries and 31 fish.
This whole village is just living off of berries.
And the cape...
Bandit camp sighted where?
Oh that's kind of far. Who cares about that shit? That's nowhere near us.
Oh wait, no, was that actually close?
Oh, it was close.
Oh, wait.
Oh wait, is this this guy's land?
Oh, shit.
It's not, yeah, my place is so much better.
What the hell, dude?
Our land is so much better.
Bandit camp gives you regional coin you need.
Um, we don't have enough people yet.
Yeah, this looks so fucking good, man. Holy shit.
This game's like a wallpaper engine.
Are they harvesting?
Oh my god!
They're harvesting.
Oh
Was the oven almost built that's on their construction
If this time pass into other eras, it's not that type of game, no.
This guy's doing nothing here, but they'll do it up.
After this it's wheat, so we'll make some nice, into a rye flour and then we'll make it
into a rye bread.
What if that's what we got to export? But I don't think we can, because we don't have
that many crops. I don't think we are going to be able to do that, just out of
curiosity. Rye bread only sells for fucking three? Are you serious? It sells
The same amount is just catching a fish
Bro, this is Malol's
Award-winning rye bread
Are we doing here these houses they're setting up all the supplies still I might get another ox
I'm trying to go ham here
Small stable. Oh, shit. Not enough stable space.
It says something about upgrading these. I guess I just make another hitching post.
Do you like the third hitching post up here?
Maybe that's a good idea.
Or like even here.
I've been stuck and we haven't had a single new family move in.
I feel like this is bad.
This is not good.
can't pull anybody off their jobs. This guy I can, because we have no more stones
being gathered. This is now useless. Like I might as well demolish this. Literally no
stone left. The berry lady, she can't even plant any more berries. We need to
make money. Salt, we need somebody on salt. So I'm actually in a high priority
that so now we have three builders one person is gonna start baking bread I
don't know why they don't have anything in their pantry what
disconnected from the road are you kidding me
why is this all the way here
Sure is this connected to the road network connected to the road network
Right flower production limit reserve
Okay, they'll start moving shit there now
Okay crops rotated harvest season ended
Are they sawing the land again? Are they going right to wheat right now in October?
I don't think they plant the wheat in October. I don't think that makes sense. This is for next year, right?
Fallow means they skip a season to preserve the land.
Should we skip a season?
Follow field and rotation improves the yield.
How about we do one Wii and then we'll follow and then come back.
Alright, we'll let them do it once.
Okay, all these houses are now being built.
Fast as hell.
Look at that shit.
Nice.
A lot of families will be moving in now.
Even though we have seven houses, we have seven houses with 21 under construction.
Let's see.
I gotta save this now.
We're probably gonna have food issues.
Uh, I do see that.
Wow, those all went up so fast once they transported everything.
Okay.
Lean
We need more
What do I put here I can make it so they end up
Making vegetable and have organs for fruit
Or we can do chicken.
Let's do chicken so we have chicken and eggs.
Buy all the animals and seeds, you don't have to buy the chicken.
This building requires maintenance.
needs maintenance. The logging camp? How do you maintain it? What? Maintenance status,
double maintenance.
Is that literally tools?
Yeah, wait, why don't I just build a new one?
How do you make tools again?
I think this is like a whole thing
Yeah, iron slabs
Brah iron or the iron slabs
I had no fucking shit anywhere
There's no iron anywhere like I have to import it bro sure importing it, but like damn
I don't have a lot of money for imports. I'm trying to build my wealth
Yeah, I'm trying to build the damn wealth right now
Yeah, the chicken here are automatic this chicken are living the life holy shit, maybe I made these way too long
Damn
Yeah, this isn't good right now. They all need tools.
Oh my.
What do I do here?
Import 13 apiece?
Ford import tariff plus 10?
Dude, are you serious right now?
What if we make it ourselves and I just import iron?
Iron slab is two of these.
And then I need 40 to set this.
Oh, we have so much fuel, we're good.
Yeah, I need money to set this.
Okay.
I know Ryze, we saw him on insane.
Generic storage full.
Ow.
Where was my other storehouse?
Oh, wait, what? The timber storage?
Excuse me?
Do we just not have people moving this or something?
Why are they mad?
All right, I'm not really sure what else to do right now. I'm just kind of chilling. No
storage space, lot for production, communal oven. Oh my god, 40. Generic storage.
No livestock. I could make a sheep farm. But then I also need to import sheep.
You think I sell all of it? It's not even that much. But maybe I sell the bread. I need 60 to set up a trade.
God damn dude I can't even do this desired surplus
What am I missing here desired surplus if I do zero will it sell it all or if I do five it will stop at five right?
You need to raid the bandits bro we are peaceful people
Okay, I need to assign a family and then move some people off
Of some jobs like we don't need any farmers in winter
Or the taxes I need the taxes up for the sake of the people
like we need we I need to do this right now I don't know why timber storage is
full here I don't I don't follow that is it like we don't have enough ox or
something I can get a horse too but I don't think I'm gonna do that roof
tiles how do I make roof tiles again okay we're gonna have a clay furnace right
here how many families we need three families going ham here because if I set
up my clay route that would be great the only thing is I gotta play in long
route I gotta play long route I'm not selling the ride I gotta save for the
play tile route that's what I need are the roof tile and I need 80 because we're
gonna start exporting these that's what we're gonna do here
Can I upgrade this? No.
Okay, we're gonna have two families working here. Oh, shit. One family working here.
Two, two families. And then for tools, I'm gonna have to import, bro. Oh my.
You know what, just to see how it works, let me import tools.
Oof 60 G roll fuck
We're gonna go with the tool issue until I have more I want to establish the clay route I'm saving till 80
No, I'm not selling the bread. We need the bread.
Oh, it is for faster, isn't it? So you don't have to do that.
major trades require a trade route oh
well we want this fast
With each treasure, I don't know, wait, why can I set this?
Excuse me?
Oh, here we go.
Establish.
We don't want any, no surplus.
Let's go.
We're making money now.
Four.
Let's see.
Let's see.
And now we'll start importing tools slowly because they're so expensive.
Stop selling clay, true.
I wasted money on this, because I didn't know.
Wasted money on this.
I wish I could.
Where even is this fucking guy?
I don't know where the hell he is. Okay.
Import iron and make tools yourself.
Is it cheaper to import iron?
It is. And I could.
You know what? True.
We're able.
I
Let's sell our bread
We'll have ten I already am random screenshot
What else do we do here?
Exporting bread, clay, roof tiles, I removed this.
And now we need...
Do I get iron ore to then make my own iron slabs?
Do I make my own bloomery to then make tools?
Should I do that?
Should I just do slabs and make tools?
Do I start from the beginning?
I guess I'll just import from the beginning and do crafting materials and just import some...
These are so expensive. Holy shit.
Eleven for ore?
How is salt, by the way?
Where's my salt?
I had a family working there.
I'm blind. Where's my salt, then?
Is salt a crappy material?
Okay, we're exporting salt as well.
This surplus will go, it'll be fine.
I still don't know why no one's taking the timber from here, I don't follow why.
Okay, this whole area is going to be all the crafting things we're going to be doing here.
So our slabs, our tools, our clay is here, down this road, nobody new has moved in yet.
Monthly migration zero, why?
Why?
I'm pissed, why is, why does no one want to move here?
We're beautiful.
What the hell, bro?
Fine, I'll lower the taxes, dude!
Ten percent!
Fine, no tax!
No tax for a while!
Because we have our export set up.
Okay?
Taxation?
Recent factors?
Okay, people will get happier now.
They're gonna get happier.
Meats and fishes.
Fruits.
Let me start buying fruit.
Oh yeah, here we go, here we go.
Let's start investing.
Carrots.
Apples are so expensive.
Who years?
Quinces.
Goats.
and pigs okay all right worker injured oh god we have nobody who knows how to do
anything in this town about medicine or heels
There's no place for this to go.
little town center. Okay, our money is starting to go up decently fast here, so I'm gonna
keep investing in animals, and fruit, and cabbage, and pears, and carrots.
How the hell is this town design buddy?
This is the future bro.
how big is your market? Let's get in there. Let's get in there. Food variety, 50-50. This
looks like there's nothing but their stuff here. I know you get robbed but I don't think
there's anything you can do about the bandit's taking your shit. Okay, now we just got
We need to wait and then we need more people for these.
Invest in the houses which have families.
Sure, I should have probably started with these ones.
I need more
How we doing here, how we doing here how often does this tick I
Can add a bunch of houses over here, but no I have so many
27 occupied
Oh, yeah, we have so many houses.
No one right now.
Okay.
Let's get some goats.
And pigs.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Warbows, mutton, tool, spear, sidearm, iron parts, tail, mart.
Oh actually let's do Taylor's Workshop.
Cause they do want that. They want garments.
So different houses, a house also works as a production spot. Cause then these people can make clothes to then sell at the marketplace to make money.
And then it they can start supplying clothes to the whole neighborhood or the whole town
The only thing is then do I need wool? Oh, you know, this is actually a good season to start a pasture
Yes, yes, yes, yes, let's have some wildlife
We're not some cheapies right here
Hello, I'm Worker Shear-Wolf from Grazing Sheep.
She must first be imported, and then pass your space for livestock.
That might be a little too big, but let's see.
I think we actually need a, we need a livestock trading post as well.
You have no farmers?
Well, we're not doing anything this year.
Yes, we're not, we're, today it's uh, we're following as in nothing, we're not doing
shit.
And my still needs a, it's still a wheat field though, so, oh wait I am doing wheat.
What am I talking about?
You know what? Fuck it, we're gonna do it.
Oh yeah, this is actually back too with the berries.
Dude, I need more people.
This is not good. I need so many people.
I lost forager workers to grow herbs.
Let's do it.
This needs 10 of a resource that I don't know of.
Mortar. Oh, shit.
Technically, the windmill doesn't need anybody in this, because there's no... there's nothing.
Yeah, there's nothing.
So I'll move another person to clay.
And then did we ever get...
supplies?
Did I set up the iron worm?
Nope, import.
That's so expensive, but it needs to be done.
Okay, let's see how much are our exports going for now?
Okay, here we go. God damn, dude. The tiles are making so much money.
Very nice. Very very nice.
Very nice. That's where it's at right there. Clean.
We can- we need more.
Very good. New mercenary companies available.
Yeah, I need to start equipping my army. We're gonna we're gonna make
We're gonna make shit. I'm slowly getting the production going
Other thing that was the living space along for more families to move in
What level too low Oh
Requirements not met. Let me double-dumb just to see what that does.
They even removed these houses.
Yeah, no one lives in any of these houses right now, so that was pointless to
make. All of them are growing crops. I want pure crops here. More apples. Nice. Things
are looking good right now. Our food and fuel is good. We have no problem there.
Access Missing Variety.
Where is...
Am I supposed to...
Am I supposed to import...
I might have to import alcohol.
Upgrade the church? Yeah, it requires mortar. It requires a bunch of shit.
Yeah, I might have to for the tavern.
Yeah, where do you go to farm barley?
Oh wait, you can.
oh yeah I can't do any barley here it's trash it's trash no nope I gotta
import it and then I have to you can expand to other tiles I know I just feel
like it's too early to expand unless I just do it so I collect it all so I just
have like stockpiles and a quarry a pit two pits and then they just stockpile
It's too early right now to expand. I barely even have this region fully functional.
It's not complete yet.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna do that. Small new city center.
Advanced. Oh, production focus. Resources needed for crafting. Linen, yarn, linen. Okay, so they need linen for this.
How do you get linen? Like, is it through silk or like, what do you do?
It provides drinking water to 50% or whatever. Wait no, that's not what I was looking for.
Is flax? Oh you need flax? Oh so pack station is what you use when you're like okay so
So this is what I use.
So I can barter.
That's later though.
I made those trading lines up with trade points and other settled regions.
So I put this down.
I think I put this down.
Breed sheep and then sell livestock?
That's not a bad idea.
I have a bunch of land here.
I get some livestock and we breed and then sell.
That might be a good way to make money.
Let me see if what I just made makes sense, though.
And then do I have any iron ore yet?
We do.
Okay.
So we're gonna make iron ore into slabs, which are now gonna make our tools.
So now we have our system set up for tools.
And people working there.
You can't upgrade play pits.
You can't upgrade this or the furnace
We're making bank right now, I don't know what the minus 127 unless I've we've made 127 so that's how many it was sold
You can't at the top. Oh, yeah, you're right. I'm blind
Enables indefinite resource extraction when placed over a rich deposit
Uh, this is a rich resource.
Let's go.
Highest priority.
Let's move.
Let's move.
Get the ship going.
We have that.
We are all about play.
We need to go all in here.
But if I throw everybody on here, I don't think we're gonna have enough raw play
to make roof tiles. Even if I have all... if I have four people work here...
What the fuck just happened?
Did this just break?
What?
Did I just misclick it?
Dude, we have zero timber. Excuse me?
Okay, we have a bridge over there now.
Dude.
That's not good.
It might be worth making a stockpile and having him cut the trees down over here.
I have two lodgers.
Wait, I swear you could paint in this game now.
work area, clear work area, unlimited work area. Can I move this? Relocate. Oh shit, okay.
No one's working at the Forester Hut. Okay, we'll have the Forester make all this. And
And then the saw pit is fine. We'll leave it there.
This is for a firewood. Horisters, I could move all this, but yeah.
Now this guy's gonna, they're gonna start planting the shit out of trees and then once we get everything back,
well, we can move them back.
Yeah, let's actually make it so instead of firewood now, we have people make charcoal.
This is for planks, and then stop it was for... oh wait no.
Woodcutters lodged, now we have them on charcoal.
Yes, there we go.
on logging camp actually let's bring this back need to on logging camp because
I have no wood it's all timber okay nice you need firewood for charcoal I have a
170 firewood
I'll wait until more people move in
Like that family just moved in
There we go
All right iron or how our tools are going we should be making tools now iron slab
Tools we have five tools now, okay, so this is now production the production is working
Next, I need to figure out how I make tools or gear for my guys.
Workers burn rubble stone into mortar.
Barley into malt.
Is that all we need for alcohol?
A malt house?
Iron slabs into tools.
Oh, and measures are military.
Right.
Oh, do you need a brewery as well?
I'm assuming they breed so I'm gonna import four sheep I have enough for four so I'm assuming
I can breed and then I can export them when I have a shit ton.
God damn.
Yeah, our town center's a little ugly.
I would relocate but they like actually have the disable shit to move it
okay how do I make spears something tells me that one of the houses does it
Wait, no. Yes. I need a blacksmith's workshop on a house. On a level 2 house.
Oh, the brewery can be here too.
Oh, they can be permanently assigned.
So I can make it so they're for sure chicken people.
These are for sure goat people, head people, and I don't know what the fuck happened here.
Wait, what did that do?
I have no workers now.
It takes workers to do that?
Oh my god!
Okay, pasture, you don't need to...
I don't need you. Wait, I don't already pulled them off.
Oh no.
One guy at the trading post.
What is this? Provides a passive yield of honey and every third yield provides wax.
Okay, there's a decent amount of stuff
I made all my level twos
Oh my god, dude, there's so much.
Sell excess planks, and we have a surplus of 500, so we can sell 100 for 100 Gs.
I could even sell some berries just to top off and hit 200 and then change the number after.
You know what, it sells for one but still adds up.
No more berries left.
Orange goods, vegetables, grains, meats and fishes.
How's our wood doing? Slowly getting timber. You have 16 tools. What do I do next? I mean
this is a path. The apiary is a passive yield. I don't think they need anything. I'll try
How is your ore slabs coming along? They're good. They're completely good now. I have
but consistent. I have no ore right now. One slab.
I have 17 tools.
Very nice.
I have no...
I need one guy here. The login camp needs to move.
I can't do shit on upgrading houses.
Okay, bro. Did I not buy four sheep? Where are my sheep?
I haven't gotten my sheep yet. What the fuck? Where are my boys?
Did I not put it in order?
Is it because no one works here?
Am I because no one works here, Lull?
Oh my god, the town is moving!
Actually, what if I destroy this house?
Oh!
And remove this road.
And then move the well.
Well, we're gonna add here, I'm not sure, but now we have a bit of a land, even if our
house is down.
And then one of these can become 50 Gs, let me upgrade this.
Requirement not met residence around
Requirement not met what
There's no one live here. Oh, no one what the fuck no one lives here both these are empty
Yeah, then no one lives in a lot of these houses yet, we still have so much availability.
I swear one family left.
Yeah, my approval, 64, no tax to live here, are you kidding?
meat, fish, animal produce.
I don't know what to tell you, bro.
I have them, like, slaughtered, so they sell meat.
Like, what is the... how often do we yield goat shit?
And, like, chickens and pork.
Yeah, how often do we yield that?
Oh, we have sheep now. Oh my God. We have sheep, bro.
Oh, we got sheepies, dude.
They made it home.
Okay, so once we get like a bunch of sheep, I'll start selling the livestock.
That's what we'll do here.
I'll wait until I have like 30.
You forgot the farm?
I do want to upgrade the church. We need a big boost in approval rating. And it requires
me to change some things. Let's make it so I have 10 here for the future project.
And then we're going to import 10.
And then 20 stone.
Dressed stone.
What do you need to make dressed stone?
I might be able to do that ourselves.
First cut rough stone into dress stone.
What is rough stone?
Stone?
What the fuck?
There ain't shit.
Super expensive.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
But we need the church. I need approval to go up to like 80, so most more people move in.
I have a quarry. Um, no, this is salt... fish.
There is stone there.
I need to wait until I have more level 2 houses.
It'd be nice if I could see who lives where.
There must be a way.
I guess like this.
So now I know.
Water access.
No water?
Oh shit.
That's an easy one.
Ahhhh...
Well...
Requires underground water.
Um... I don't really know...
Oh! Tab tells you nice! I don't know that.
How the fuck do I know where water is unless it just is weird and there's like water right around here.
Like I swear this is water right here it's tough to see. Oh wait I see it now
um
I don't know if this is too far away for a well.
Can I upgrade the well?
me upgrade the well. I swear I had two of these. There's one more, oh there's one more up here.
Okay. Let's upgrade our wells and it might actually supply them. And then if I can make
These level twos
Me fishes animal produce buddy, what the fuck
Damn where the hell is our fish let's get three people working there
Yeah, everybody doesn't have anything. How do they have no fuel? When there's so much
fuel? Oh, well no one lives here. I'm not actually
No one lives there. Whoops, no one lives there.
No one lives there.
Yeah, no one lives here yet.
I need to work on these houses over here, but their water access is hopefully good. Apparently they're missing fuel.
Ow, I don't know.
Set up their fuel reserve to have them move faster.
Is that actually a thing?
Yeah, it's like the marketplace. Where did they get fuel from the marketplace?
The only thing about this sometimes the village see there is sometimes difficult to like see what's what here a lot of these places are kind of
Like the marketplace is super subtle
Yeah, there's a lot of samey look here, but I guess that's why you press tab.
I don't think they get, oh they do get fuel from here, but they have a marketplace right
here that accepts firewood.
So why do they not have firewood?
Bro, your backyard is right next to the marketplace.
What?
Okay, let's see.
Let's get the water going and see.
I need my approval rating to fly up.
Okay, Stonewell.
They're fucking fogging.
they love it
how we doing here five okay so they're reproducing
nice
nice
we're gonna make it so we have ten
and now if i want to trade wildlife
i was a bunch of doing here
we know what the fuck is it
so now if i want to export
You want-
I'm gonna wait till we have ten.
And then each one past that is worth twenty a piece.
Oh, you can actually- can you breed horses too?
How do you get horses in like, uh, area together?
You can only do a sheep-
You can only do a sheep farm.
But you can trade horses.
Maybe you can't breed horses, maybe you can just buy horses and then sell them.
Unless eventually you can claim them.
Do you need more people in Granary and Storehouse to supply stalls?
There is one guy whose back is broken doing this.
This Granary... I would actually relocate this Granary.
I would.
I swear I have two granaries unless I'm tripping I
Have one storage
What I thought I had another one
hmm
I could put the granary by the marketplace. Yes, I can relocate this. Oh
You actually can't
Okay, I need more workers
Don't can't you upgrade berry spots for more berries I made it so they can grow berries wait actually this is pointless
Armhouse
We're in March actually, we're in March.
Nope.
We're going to Rye.
Fuck the Fallow.
Excuse me?
A band of raiders was seen nearby Malol.
Bro, we are not ready for this.
I might have to, I might need to hire a militia.
Yeah, I might have to.
Oh, shit, boys. Group up, people. That's it? I'm worried. I'm worried. Man! Hurry! Bandits
have been spotted shield wall like we trained three winters ago I have to hire
mercenaries they're on their way I think I gave them the coin they gave me their
word I don't know where the hell they are oh shit oh shit okay where are where
are they all right you guys are in front cuz we paid you okay oh shit oh my dude
we are dead we're so dead I didn't mean to do that attack
Stand your ground boys. I don't know what that is. Hold.
You're stronger. Hold.
this guy is just staring
ready? push!
oh my god, oh my god
oh no
come on boys
Mess them up!
I think that was us rallying. Yeah!
Oh, fuck.
Hold!
No, no.
I took too long, dude. We can do this!
Come on boys
The game crashed
The game crashed boys
The game crashed bro, oh my god, oh my god
Come on. Yeah, that was nice though, dude. That game is beautiful, dude.
Absolute cinema.
You know where we're going, boys.
We'll see us to round out the day we'll see us we'll see us to round all out
We'll see us to round it out.
Resident sleeper CS?
I'm awake bruh, I'm awake.
You can sleep bruh, I'm awake.
You can sleep, Brahma, work.
Drum and bass, best mix ever.
Let's roll.
Where are we going? Where are we going? I believe.
What about the Soul Shaker?
What the fuck I went AFK and now he's playing
Nice!
Alright, today the op is hitting.
Nope, I only do competitive, bro. I don't do no face-up bullshit.
I'm not going to be late.
I'm not going to be late.
I'm not going to be late.
What up boys?
Nice little game of CS
Alrighty
That is interesting.
That is interesting.
He's just got that's a nice that's a nice crosser out there
Oh, no he's better he's better he's better
Okay, okay, okay.
Beagle, one digs ink, one dig ink.
What happened to Matter Lords?
The game crashed, and we transitioned.
Go, go, go!
I see you're like the exact same crosshair
multiple times now.
Okay dude, it's slightly different.
One big. Dead.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Behind us? Flank?
Yeah, yeah, he was behind us.
I got the one big bro that's all I wanted
I gotta play Super Passive, I don't wanna die here.
Thank you.
Yeah, don't block me, I'm open squeaky.
Let's call my bro.
I never mind, he blocked me.
He blocked me.
Alright.
I'm not too late.
Don't give me the bomb, dude.
Dude, really, man?
You're there, bro.
You're there.
basic and he was on site
I rush ramp don't stop I'll smoke the Molly
hold W
Hop is not lost, bro. It's not. That was bad. I pushed too aggressively.
Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, drop that smoke. I just gave it to one of you.
Oh, god. We're gonna get balled.
Oh, we had that why did no one go down the ramp we could
Yeah, we should just save one more and rush ramp again I'll smoke
where should we play 10k MMR bro don't be mad that you're at 10k and I'm at a
higher rank than you okay buddy
Holy shit man, what are you doing?
He's hopping back there.
Get him!
Oh my god!
Dude, everything about that was horrible.
That was one big.
I told you boys the op is hitting today boys.
The team doesn't know what to do off of fix it seems like.
I beat him.
I can mulling up the toilet.
Dude, how?
He's red.
Dude, he passed right by this dude who was watching our flank.
Oh my god.
This guy was literally watching our flank.
Yeah, okay.
It's not looking too good.
and saying bro and saying brah
Alright, alright, alright to come back here we go here we go
Why'd you look at the wall? Yeah, did he threw a flash at me?
Somehow lurk is in the big leagues bro, I'm fragging dude
I'm doing better than the 27th day.
What do you want from me?
This guy's gonna push hot and I'm gonna die.
Crap, dude.
Yeah, we can take ramp here.
One lobby put!
Oh my god!
Okay.
We have no coordination, bro. We have no coordination. There's no coordination here.
Yeah, we could 2-3 split upper. Me and Worm go squeaky.
week you through your hot I don't understand why would you queue up and
and then just not do anything I don't understand is he actually trolling or just getting known
why are you trolling bro what's wrong bro why are you trolling bro what happened bro
Okay, it worked.
Oh, he left.
Well, shit.
Okay.
Citestate and mana, lords.
Why, man?
Why? It's so random.
Why would you queue to troll?
Why would you do this?
You got team killed on round two and it like it triggered him or something and he was mad what happened?
Should we just forfeit here or something?
Maybe we forfeit.
Yeah, should we forfeit? Surrender? Waste of time?
Yeah. We have to wait till he leaves.
It takes forever? Yeah, it's gonna take forever for him to leave.
And then it'll let us
If you've been it's a nice dozen. Oh
Dearie
Actually, hey guys consider this a favor, right?
Goodbye
I'm a champ.
Oh my god.
What a hero.
Wow.
That's a win.
That was good.
Well, that was probably one of the worst counter strike matches I've ever had.
Well, at least that guy was a team player, man.
The 30K Chad...
The 30K Chattacus...
Sacrificed himself.
Nuke has the worst players, bro.
Dude, Nuke is a classic match, man.
Come on, what is this, Mirage Field?
Like, they gotta play Mirage?
It's a normal EU game right there.
What do I need to do that man?
That was a fast Q as well.
All right, where are we at man?
We need one at least, one legit match.
I have witcher option I should I?
If it's the awesome odd, is that the problem right now?
Oh, well too late.
It must be the skin of my odd, which is causing it to miss.
do one trade up I think I already did all my trade up
Like all the relevant ones
Yeah, let's go pop the queue
Come on
Five red for a knife
You have a bunch of m4 hyper beasts should I do a trade up?
Police!
I only know what those do!
Alright, we're gonna ban this one.
I'm gonna ban that one and we're definitely gonna ban this one.
Looks like we're going back to Nuke, boys.
Looks like we're going back to Nuke.
Oh, really?
Let's roll.
Alright, now these guys are in my previous match.
Can I search for my skin here?
Of course not.
CS2 and you still can't do that?
Let's have our teammates.
Damn bro, we got DCs.
Oh my god, dude.
This game, bro, this game.
This game.
DCs.
I'm not being able to run this game in 2025.
Oh my god.
Oh, is it two?
No, today's Monday.
Can you do a trade-up in-game? I don't think you can.
Wait, you can do a trade-up, but you can't switch skins.
Oh, is Steam down? On a Monday?
What the heck?
Steam's down on a Monday?
What's going on here?
That's usually Tuesdays.
Yeah, maybe they did change it.
crazy bro I just wanted some nice CS matches come on brother come on
Yeah, we can 4v5 easy
I got med
There's this fucking guy at
I don't know, dude, well, you see, I like to be abused, you know?
Yeah.
I see.
And this game kind of feels that way.
Don't do it.
It doesn't feel that way.
It just is.
Abused Dom so yeah, it's crazy. I played six matches and I've already gone through two 4v5
Like someone leaves right off rip. I
Feel like they should have something
Counter-shark players are real bro. They've been in the mental asylum the longest row. These are seasoned asylums
Asylomers
Okay, I'll be back. I have Laura bro. Okay. This is Laura. Yeah, you do
I believe too. If he's not back.
These people have been in it.
Listen, he has commens, you know, he'll come back.
Let me commence this again.
That's a natural commens.
This is the year I go pro, boys.
Give up, buddy.
I'm sorry, man. That was so mean.
This is the day I'm going pro this year, man.
Yeah, 2025 or 2026?
I'm delaying the 2026.
Oh my god.
You only got a few days.
He's a boomer.
Oh my god bro.
I will be...
He's figuring out his internet right now, right?
I will be so surprised if he comes back.
this cat turned his computer up
maybe
but i've never seen that disconnect message before
primary relay i don't know what that is
oh my god
he is back, hello sir
that was some
my entire scene just shit the bed
uh... i thought it was a cat
i was too busy gooning you know
hey
dude don't worry i'm gooning in the csr's you see that ping?
I'm in the air, bro. You are the one.
I'm in the server in a month and a half.
How long were they are before they know where they are?
Hey, hey, take a second to light up your shot before you shoot them.
You got that, you got that delay.
Well, they got, they got, you got that, you got that fucking master ping, dude.
Mm hmm.
Are they gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna take forever.
Long, long.
Yeah, make clear.
Oh, get two out long-worded.
A match.
I'm scared, mid-mid-mid.
There's a kit long corner.
Oh, relevant.
Oh.
I am behind us.
Oh, you're back.
I
See that pink you that's all that shit
Yeah, every jet I get I get one more pink
Alright, alright, you also know what's like to be a sewer honestly every time you die just blame it on your pain
Yeah, that's
Honestly knock I'm gonna go lower
push that and need it too
okay
I'll come through
she was that fast
I need to run
okay, wow
that was a nice
damn
that was a nice shot
I think it's B
I think it's B guys
I think he just spray transferred and then kind of connected with my head
Wait one's top there.
Terrorists win.
Alright they come back.
Yeah, when you cross mid, just tell me if he's left or right.
What if he's middle?
You can say middle, too.
Okay.
I
Do
You're kidding what's your cat one cat for sure
Too long
this sucks dude this sucks oh my god oh man that guy was already there so fast
like I got to cast so fast dude what the fuck was that man
We have a fast push cat.
clear us your longer be it's be maybe long hard one up a ton it might be late
why outside long yeah watch it a mix clear so it's not gonna be one bit I'm
fall back window he's open wait what
when they're no pimple sorry man I was
not good in a headshot for my teammate
and then my head flew back and then flew
forward from the head shot from the
the enemy. All right, they're coming back.
I'm going to go, uh...
Monk's Eye.
All right. Let's see what we got.
I should be a left purple left side of you.
Mid smoke.
Watch your mid, Kat.
One down.
Blast too long.
Yep.
I think they still fall back, right?
A bomb is a bomb.
A bomb. He fell back.
He's a bomb.
I told you the ops gonna hit today I told you bro
Oh
My pleasure
If I hear a flash before yours, I'm just gonna fight all back. Yeah. Nope. Nope. Nope. We did not just back it up
Just moved out
Oh my god, I almost killed him
Bones clear.
Mids, I can't see.
There's something in here.
Hey, clock's on.
There's more tons. I hear lower tons.
Watch out, Migg.
There's several, uh, mid now.
I'll make a worse.
One's still on.
the
30
on lag on flat
I can't believe they made it and I can't believe that guy just got legs got legs
Grimmy what I can buy me off. I'll give you on four or no
Come on dude, I did pro your super sad
He's dead heavy.
Oh my.
They smoked too.
Both will ever make barrels.
Barrels.
One barrels.
One barrels.
One barrels.
One barrels.
One barrels.
One barrels.
One barrels.
One barrels.
One barrels.
and a double headshot in me right through the door
ow
something going up mid or tons
nice
on down B Buckey
last guy mid
last guy mid
it.
like
was but he's running up the doors.
The doors is clear window side.
Oh, shit.
He's abated.
Oh, tons of
Damn.
This guy's really good at shooting through walls
He's debating debated
Lean lean mean
I'm gonna go a this run since that's fun
One already met, Karen.
It's like barrels.
Watch out.
Be clear.
I'll flash him.
Two down there.
One's right side, one barrel.
I'm going to get the cap, too long.
One more, one more.
Up dead.
On down.
Cat, cat, cat.
I think he's fast.
He's one shot probably.
You're gonna kill us!
We're gonna kill you scumbags!
Come on man!
Okay, okay, okay!
Hold on, hold on!
Okay buddy, okay buddy!
I swear I just saw a guy there, too long at least, more long, nothing cast so far, it's
I think he's still long, he's got a bomb on him.
should be one should some will go through the near
they'll go through
dude he I didn't know you had bomb
he's big time
yeah site site guy uh green gun no you've got him I was hoping I
Hit him through there.
That would have been a nice flick if he died there.
Yeah, they changed it. The op doesn't have 10 anymore, but that was like a while ago they changed it.
a couple more men
I'm dead
two men
I got the on upper, hold on
there's an off double bar, nice
I play this when Valorant exists.
So you W-A-1.
Thank you.
Um...
Well, Valorant is a very different game.
We're not having this conversation, bro.
You're rage-vating and doing some weird shit.
Okay.
I got a kill.
It smoked.
Grenade.
Two top mid.
One might be a cap.
The English smoke
Xbox no built on super sorry
With the beast man
Got none of the last
Xbox tag I think
On the double door the Reno steaming
I got him tagged, he's on Xbox.
Okay.
Nice.
It just looted me, it was like, it was like a,
Steam is required to play this game.
This is three steam logins, dude.
Yeah, that's what the fuck happened to me in the beginning.
Steam's just bugging out.
I thought someone did the hostiles.
That makes a lot more sense, because my friend was having trouble with that too.
He's playing COD, so it's like across steam.
Yeah, yeah.
I think his issues is playing COD.
That too, yeah.
Ward!
Okay, so I hear tons several times
Car and
Was car unless I was him
Well, it was walking the site.
Platform.
Lit box.
Prevasion.
Haha, what the heck?
You just like, it looked like you just fell.
Last bullet.
I'm not sure man, I'm not sure.
I'll throw a decoy.
I fucking hate what are you eating for dinner? I have no idea, bro
Hey, someone grab that Molly just throw it low time. Don't even go low tons just throw it. I'm going I got the
I'm not sure man. I'm not
All through a decoy
I'm sorry.
Popped one, popped one.
It's safe.
Damn, what the...
He's pretty long.
You insane.
all tons
where's the planet?
it's not planted for you, it's planted for you
no! dude
oh yeah, that wasn't planted for me at all
now it would have been so smooth
I know even if I didn't reload they were dude they looked everywhere the last place to set up is looking at I was outside coming out like from lower B
So I don't think the reload gave me away
One day
What?
What?
Oh.
Up cat, up cat.
A little more. Just got a hand in.
What's happening there?
What?
Okay.
Come on, come on, come on!
I'm gonna kill you with a flashback.
Come on, come on, come on!
I'm gonna kill you with a flashback.
One there.
Damn, he didn't cross.
Oh, fuck you.
One CC left.
Aw, catfish.
I'm of course of course
That crosshair I can't even see it, it's so hard to see.
Donation successful. Yeah, we rush B get the plant smoke. I'll smoke the Molly
We're gone, we're gone.
One, two, five.
I'm gonna be serious.
That was so fucking boring.
Alright, we win this.
Cat likes pushing, mid likes peeking.
you can just get two long flashes I'm gonna die but I'm gonna get one I promise
On left side, mid.
Ramp dead.
Watch out.
Yo, give me scope.
Trader.
Site dead.
Yeah, just throwing nades from CT.
I need to fill on.
Ah, she too.
Ah, god, I'm reloading.
He's tanky.
There you go.
Watch out, Cat.
He's saving.
I don't want to lose this place.
Wonder how you would do with rifle.
Oh dude.
Not well.
I'm playing the game with the rules of the game, okay?
All I hear is wham wham wham, okay?
Everything I'm doing here is legitimate.
I'm buying it with my own money.
I'm doing everything here.
I don't know what to tell you.
What could be Lorby and Megan?
Oh, there he was.
That- that turret?
GG.
Nothing?
Yeah, one GG and one on top cat.
Aw.
Bomb boost?
Uh...
That was cat.
I'm gonna go through peace bomb, they just respawn three tunnels.
I'm gonna go long?
Right idea, yes, no?
Sure, I'll try to...
Welcome come to you.
I'm throwing a flashback.
Nooo!
Dude, he actually silently went up there, dude? I didn't even hear that.
I don't see anything bad.
Lower.
Lower.
Beautiful.
Nice.
Probably can't.
Oh.
They smell Fong doors but they love the lurk.
and
the
one for cat
one cat
one long
cat did
so long going for
probably also 1 CT
long service, but dead
You're a terrorist, we're...
Crazy timing on that jump.
Anyone want the ump?
I think it is not very nice.
I want to do another one but knowing this game it's gonna the next match I do is gonna be a 12-12 into an OT one-hour match.
Guaranteed.
Oh.
Can I get out of here?
Good job as well.
Thank you.
No no no no no no no.
That's over now.
Two cross, watch lower again.
out
Good push cap
That's a boost me for me
It's just way
That's there
One window the window
peak bro I'm not safe but I'm here one CT looking at me window
I
Hey, it's clear
There might be another one
That brown
You got this
I
Don't know why I thought they're only three alive. I read it wrong dude
I thought there was one guy left at the after fragging to
Don't give up men we're only three rounds down from overtime. I thought they're I thought I know there's
one tag mid
nice
one site
one site
one site
one site
it is a rush
out
one site
One dead.
One dead.
It's like that.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
That could come long.
If I didn't like slow wide peek that, that guy wouldn't have killed us.
I saw the vision.
Saga vision
Can't get another function
I'm gonna get off here. I keep feaking the same spot. One Lorby, Lorby.
Longhorn. Longhorn.
Whoa, where'd he go?
Okay, well, where do you go?
No
Yeah, get my art marillons I don't know if you can modify one last time
And when you drop
Are you in train blue?
And man, I'm uh, I'm uh, dirty bomb here. Come on. I guess we're gonna go into OT. Maybe it's just what picks here
Headshot headshot
No
woman
GG bro
Oh, hi.
Got it.
I don't have it.
There it is.
Come on, man.
Aw, crutch.
Okay, buddy.
I would boys I would do one more, but I don't think I can
Do not believe I can I
Don't think I can boys I
Would but I don't think I can I
I would but I don't have enough time. I got a bounce right at 6 30
Damn I would continue bro. What do we what do I what do I do chat? What do I do? What do we do?
Yeah, I might show here boys I might show here just a little early
I'm gonna show here boys. All right, I'll be on tomorrow regular week by the Bing by the boom
All right, we're gonna show here and then I'll be back to it.
Geo-guessor, I can't just roll into Geo-guessor, dude.
I'm gonna get on.
Chat, you guys enjoy your night.
Thank you guys for watching.
I'll figure out what we're doing tomorrow, regular week.
I'm not gonna be here Thursday, but regular week.
Follow the channel people, all of that.
Thank you for chilling, GGs.
Till next time, Manor Lord was nice.
Thank you guys for watching.
Till next time, chat.
Enjoy your night.
Peace out, guys.
GG. See you guys tomorrow.
When lost and out of place
Empty fives
Good cook on my face
No way to go, no way to run
I just want to
Empty fives
I wish that I could be alone
I've been searching for so long
It's a place where it makes me feel alone