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Also, let's guess me how we got up. I'll try you guys don't people
Are you guys doing people what up water?
Are you guys doing chat?
Saturday today. How many votes for sub Sunday? Where are we at? Let me see. How many are we at right now?
479. Okay, 470, 480 now, 480. We got a dynamic voter.
We can get to 1,000. Yes.
We can do it.
It's cold as fuck.
I'm staying in to watch you get two off to get two off kills.
Come on, dude.
It's going to be like 20.
It's going to be 20 today.
Okay.
Zero
Just to come on I was voted number 480
Maybe maybe are you playing human it's today true
You know what maybe actually is it good
Is it good
You open a case for every upshot you miss I
Could be like a hundred cases a match
Zomboid is at least a hundred times better
Like I could I could see it being good if it's open servers and you could just like it is like day Z, but anonymous like do you can you kill people can you just like and then take their shit?
You play it like day Z kind of.
Is that how the servers are?
Let's see.
Sure, I might need to just try it.
Now, I think this wallpaper might be a little better.
The other one, the other one was good too.
They're both good.
Start playing CS2 now. I want to see you reach gold and make chat mad.
Dude, I don't know man. I don't know.
I don't know. I got the Vaude footage.
I got an all man. El Naturadla. No Adderall part time gamer.
You know, I can only plug so many times a day, hit the solo match make button, 27k.
Come on, bro.
What the fuck, dude?
I still got it, bro.
I still got it.
Come back to Pakistan life, we miss you, dude, no way.
We still RP out here, man, we never shut the server down.
We still live here.
Some people meet their relatives back home in RP servers.
a baby ceo what is this man do i really want to play this
a baby ceo
check this cat game now brawl do i really do i really want to play a cat game
i do i
cats are amazing
Do I want to play a cat game though?
Surprise you aren't playing a wow TBC
PC. Dude, it takes so long to level, I would never hit max level. I have to dedicate the
Six and a half hours of stream time to the game, which is nothing in WoW terms.
Nothing!
Sure man, cute pixel-y cat.
Yeah, I mean sure man.
Monster Hunter Story 3 comes out, bro.
I never beat the first two, man.
Why are you begging me to play this one?
It doesn't make sense.
I didn't play the first two.
70 bucks?
What the hell is this?
Monster Hunters, are we pugging?
Are we, are these games popular?
I mean, they're on number three.
Is this the one that's kind of like Telltale
in the Monster Hunter universe or am I tripping?
It's like a...
It's a JAR PG?
Bro, watching this, the only thing I think of is, what is the next fucking Final Fantasy gonna be?
The next final fantasy is going to be so fucking difficult.
What are they going to do?
Dude, I don't know man.
The last one, it was like, yeah, we got the guy who made Devil May Cry his combat.
We got fucking Yoshi P from FF 14.
You know, they assembled like the greats and then came out with that one.
So it's like, what's the next one?
Holy shit, dude, the pressure, what the fuck is it going to be?
I think they need to lower their scope a little bit.
I don't know.
I think they need to bring it in.
The last one, oh, the demo, still the best demo ever, still the greatest demo.
Holy shit
I think they need a I think they need to like close it a little bit
And these that evolved and you know not be as expansive or some shit. I don't I don't know man
This game sure bro what the fuck
Oh sacred stone join writer and spirits and unfailing kinship
I'm changed spirit chat who's who's playing this I told you I didn't play the first two
Oh, I get it, but what's the gameplay like?
It has a clean anime style, though.
That's the Rat Room in Dangerous Space.
Try the demo?
Take it and hatch it.
It's like Pokemon?
We'll destroy the population.
Oh yeah, would you call it the April Restur-
Habits at Restoration.
This is no relationship of convenience.
We understand them and create the right environment for them to fly.
This is a dangerous duty, and we can fulfill.
Yeah.
Oh my god, that was just a fucking... I'm not gonna lie, this trailer was a yap best.
Holy shit.
Dig, dig, die.
We can prevail.
You can't do it, you can't!
I will make this right!
You can't do it, you can't!
Check screenshots!
Check out Alcomortis!
Let's dig this one, boys!
Yep!
Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!
That's crazy, just look at him!
What's that?
What?
What's that?
Come on!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Whoa!
Watch this!
Freeze!
Hey, this is a trap.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Don't follow me!
I'm taking my machines!
Hey!
Pull it!
Damn!
Come on!
Okay!
Let's jump on foam!
I mean...
What is this friend slop of the week
Yeah, there's other ones that look a bit better, man. I don't know, man. I don't know, dude.
These games, like, whatever, dude, people enjoy this shit. Sometimes they're fun. They're,
like, dumb fun.
What is this Jaden Williams Jaden? Why is it what what what is this?
This is Link Nails with a horrifying update.
The authority said, just confirmed the discovery of a body identified with a missing person reported in recent weeks.
Felt brutally strewn across the plane to be on surveillance.
Over sub Sunday, chat.
We find marks the first confirmed killing in a series of disappearances.
Stories are back in front of any information.
Link Nails merges all residents along the horse.
Stay in hypervision.
only if you play fable bro fable bro it was nice man I barely played it dude I
barely played it and it was very nice playing and I enjoyed it I need to go I
I need to just go back to it.
I need to go back.
Yeah, this look decent, maybe.
Why not?
Why not?
Shut up over some time, bro.
Preacher Kitchen.
February 6th, 2026.
Yeah, we're already in February, bro.
What the hell, man?
Is GTA actually starting their marketing in this summer?
Or is it bullshit?
What's happening, Brawl?
What if you launch CS2 right now and played it the entire stream?
Nah, I like playing it when the sun goes down.
I'll have one section.
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My bad chat, sorry about that, we're good.
What the hell are we doing today, boys?
What the hell are we doing?
What's happening?
Rainbow gate.
What is rainbow gate here?
Dude, I'm not doing, I don't think I'm doing monster hunter.
Rainbow gate.
What is this?
I did not take your shit.
What are we doing here?
January 30th?
Humanits? Yes, humanits.
Hmm
There's so many people I feel like I played so many of these
This one looks like it might be a little better.
Was that AI?
I don't know.
Oh dear.
Oh, dear.
Um, heavy use of AI generated art and voices is hard to ignore blah, blah, blah, blah.
I've seen, I've now seen a lot of, if there's any devs out there, I mean, I guess it's
placeholder.
I played games where some of the games are good, but then they add in the AI voice acting, and it's so noticeable that it's all you kind of pay attention to, and it takes away from what isn't.
So then it kind of fucks everything up.
Even as a placeholder, if that's what you want to call it.
You see it more with some of these indie devs I'm specifically talking to like the one guy like small team devs
That's when it's super noticeable it takes away from everything else almost like it's not worth it
You wanted to try this one at 1.0's yeah, I know and I never did
I was kind of more like monitoring it instead to see how it was received and I never played it
That was kind of yeah, what happened with it
855 people in game like this is one of those games where it's like I thought it was decent in the beta and then just see like
How many people it hits when it comes out?
You know gotta ask the devs now it's an early access
this looks so real
oh some unreal engine shit
yeah man I believe it bruh I believe it
I believe it bruh
Thomas and friends
What are you linking me to?
Now I grew up watching Thomas the tank engine
Come on dude, don't tell me this is like uh, he's like free use now and this is like a rated r game
Or he's a killer train
What?
What the hell even is this?
game. I'm pretty sure Mattel makes like kids toys or some shit. Where's the horror twist?
What was that one game where it was like the train and it was a killer train? I forgot
the name of it menace what is menace oh yeah we saw their shit bribed
saintish shite brother yeah man I've seen this I don't know if I'm gonna get
I don't know if I'm gonna get into this right now I don't know brother oh yeah
Choo-choo Charles mr. Lyrick could you please playing arc later today please I
love the gameplay I love it you play at the Arc Rider I don't know if we're
We're gonna do that, man.
What is Perceptum?
Perceptum!
Join the playtest, a psychological horror game.
Oh, that's kind of a cool way it is. I like you check behind yourself or something
I
Yeah, that actually looked fucking cool, man
Maybe maybe did I see a note? No, did I see a generator? No
Check box check box I
I don't want to play the game now though, I don't want to.
This is one of those games that is going to be a short game.
The play test will ruin it.
I'm going to wait for the game to come out, because this is inherently going to be like
a two hour game.
Uh, photo mallie?
What is that?
Okay, music, okay.
Let's get him.
Actually look pretty cool.
I look pretty cool too, man.
Sure, sure.
That was sick, dude.
That was actually pretty cool.
Why not?
Why not?
Exit 8 IRL movie coming? Oh, I heard about that.
Dude, it would make a good little movie, it would.
It would fall into one of those categories that would just make a good movie.
Hour and a half, send it, lol, done.
Oh, it's already out.
Yeah, it really is like an easy clap of 1 hour 30 with the concept.
It's really good.
Movie longer than gameplay?
You can draw up the scenes in the movie more.
I did see Roland Ravioli.
Dude, egging on shits on rolling, shit ass ravioli dude, okay?
Rolling ravioli just feels like a shittier egging on, okay?
But of course, rolling ravioli, okay, is getting all the clicks.
Because they might, they might market it a little better, okay?
But here, here at the egg game headquarters, okay, we know our, we know our game is
better.
I still think this game is a baby.
Not egging on dude!
Dude, what was egging on's trailer?
I will always rave about this game if anyone ever brings up anything difficulty related in video games.
I will always use this fucking card.
Okay?
Okay, don't fucking talk to me unless you beat this piece of shit. Alright?
Okay, and then we can go from there.
Mixed? Why was it mixed? Dude, this game's quality was great. I don't know what the virality
of this game hit when it came out.
I know this game's sound design
and look was really good.
It wasn't just like your typical rage genre game.
Why is it mixed though?
Stupid, oh, see this guy,
this is the definition of mad.
Of course, this is like a guy quitting at 30%
and saying stupid.
What?
First few sections are good, but then to get to this part with this is actually hilarious actually now being at the end of the journey.
Reading the accounts first few sections are good, but then to get to this part with a vibrating platform.
That will launch you up into the air when you're a launch. There's some RNG over the direction and also some wobbliness to your movement
This means there's no way past this area that relies on skill
And just playing enough times so the RNG doesn't miss you over it gets old out of the first hour and a half
So this is enough from me. Okay motherfucker. That's literally
Whatever makes you sleep at night, buddy
We all copy of ourselves.
Wow, what can I say? Fun game, but the deserts are sadistic and they're lobbing at everyone's pain, GGs, everyone.
That's like a, that's like a, that person still liked the game.
Concept theme and everything else other than gameplay is the best and the only up genre, did this guy just say the only up genre?
Holy shit, man.
Only up was not the first.
Only up was what caught the fucking... the...
That's what only up was the zoomer.
Catch up game, and when they found out about the genre.
Getting over it was probably the first.
It started at all
Only up caught fire only up what had had the virality hit
Another blip in time bro, you know, man jump King dude getting over it was before jump King
Ah, what is this shit?
Was it?
He has it.
Wait, I'm pretty sure it was.
I swear it came out right after.
I swear getting over it was first.
2017 and then there was that poke the fucking shit-ass Pogo stuck game is this
This piece of shit
And then what what came we were talking about golfing over it. Oh, yeah golfing over it. I
Don't know if I beat this game five hours
Maybe I did.
Did I beat this game?
And then Jump King, yes.
Jump King 2019, two years after.
Yes, CS Jump Maps came in like 2003.
There's a new one called only down
I know what else is there what we have here chat offers outside of people we have 500 votes
1000 is possible
Oh shit yo next week, okay. No, I know games and beating games, okay
It's been iffy, but since resident evil the last game I beat was resident evil, right?
February 13th, we're almost there
This coming Friday
This one is gonna be the fine wine even though Karen was I should beat that game. God damn it I
Could dedicate the whole stream to beating that game right now
I could lock in and beat it.
I could, I could.
Mario Tennis is this Thursday?
Are you kidding me man? Wait Mario Tennis?
Mario Tennis is this coming week?
week. 212. Oh, shit. That's actually it is kind of shitty timing. I'm not going to be
here on Thursday, but Friday is going to be all reanimal. And then that might take two
days to beat and then subsunday and then Monday I would play Mario tennis. Well, I don't
what the hell else to do? I gotta be a re-animal before I go into Mario Tennis. I bet re-animal
is gonna be like 10 hours long. This game is probably gonna be 10 hours. Tuesday Crystal
comes out as well. I don't have this wish listed. Oh yeah, I played this on Subsunday.
This game... This game was so weird, man. This game was the definition of good and bad.
Even after playing the demo, it had some potato-ness.
Like the gameplay was a bit potato, but like it was still kind of an interesting game to
play.
It did have a bit of a vibe
I wonder actually how this game is gonna review I'm actually really curious I
I remember the gun being really close to the screen too, but maybe that was like a
I got a dead choice but you know what they said me son the day I am more I don't know
yeah like this demo like it has a cool like this is that was a that's a good trailer like
But that looked cool.
Oh yeah, by playing it, it didn't translate to the trailer.
Did that recently mold demo? Damn, I don't know man, I could. I could, if I really wanted
to, this looks like it would be a six, seven, eight hour game. If I really wanted to, I could
beat this game, knowing it's going to be okay.
And then Thursday, I don't even fucking know actually.
Mugenics comes out on Tuesday as well.
I'm not super hyped for that one.
HollyTD has good reviews, what is Moldemo?
Can I see this? This looks like it's not bad.
Okay, this is the third scary game I've seen that I'm wishlisting that I don't want to play the demo of because they all look like they're short games.
Three scary or thriller-ish games, all that why would you play the demo when they're inherently going to be two hour games, which is completely fine.
I'd rather just wait and play it as soon as it drops.
But I got three new ones on the wish list. So that's what matters.
We gotta go, bro. I'm aware of this, man. I told you I invested in the studio of this game a while ago.
I'm aware, bro. I know the demo's out. Try it out, brother!
It's a relatable game. Everyone's got to take a dump. But where is the toilet?
Go through your wish list. Thursday ride six comes out.
You fucking kidding me, man?
Dude, this coming week is stacked.
Are you kidding me, man?
The new ride drops on Thursday.
Mario tennis on Thursday, dude.
What the fuck?
Friday, re-animal.
This game is fun for a little bit, but like they do a good job with the ride games.
Nah dude, this game solid.
Check out volume demo.
I think I've seen Gorsword. I have. It's on my wish list.
This is the closest thing we're getting to Half Sword.
Wait, this comes out next week?
The 1v1s are going to be insane.
Holy.
Bro, this actually might be the new Gladio and Glory.
We finally maybe got a new one.
This might be the new 1v1 zone, but I don't think it's going to be free to play.
It's not going to be free to play, but this might be, uh, this is the next one.
Oh, shit.
How many of you have servers?
Yeah, next week is stacked.
There's things dropping.
Species unknown.
Species unknown.
Why are you?
Why are you looking at me old friend slot, bro?
What are we doing here?
Why are you linking me to this bro?
Solo 2?
It doesn't look bad.
What do you have on the Super Bowl?
Yeah, what was the last time the Patriots had been in the Super Bowl?
Was it since Tom Brady?
2018 well shit man I mean this game this game looks alright I'm probably not
going to play it though
watching hand egg unironically
new vs but it's like a rhythm game bro what are we doing man what are we doing
What are we doing right now Chad? What are we doing right now?
What are we doing right now Chad?
Um, Carmageddon has bad reviews.
I was going to play it.
It's actually, okay, it's more mixed now.
Okay, okay, finally yo this guy this guy the light the light in the darkness
Everybody relax relax
on the fuck on on the fuck on
It's shit what we can work with this
Bro, you keep hyping and playing these two games and you had severe depression 10 minutes
in, just load up CS and go into deadlock in three hours?
This motherfucker, how about no and no?
Put that fucking finger down, bro, okay?
You guys fucking put that finger up or anything?
a couple of the day top five and I donate 10 subs.
Come on man.
He's trying to incentivize me over here.
He's trying to incentivize me.
Did you try killer in? I did. It was, it's all right.
It's very, it's a clusterfuck. It's a clusterfuck.
I'm actually surprised that games even coming out, but it's somehow garnered an audience I
Wonder if they uncluster fucked it beta is today
Dude, I've been in like two betas. I
Don't think I'm going back a third time
Honestly at the end of the day that game is fucking a little weird
Amberville, yeah, I don't think I'm going back
All right shit boys, what are we doing here? What's the plan here? What are we doing?
What are we doing, bro? What are we doing? Do we do Cairn? Weird RPG too.
Bruh, I see it man, I see it.
TBC leveling?
TBC leveling dude, you can't torst if I play that, it's pointless, TBC leveling is pointless
unless you're committed to it.
a reason why the people bought in WoW is because leveling is so monotonous that people have
decided to fucking bought and it was lucrative and that's why they're gonna stop it. You
gotta like get into it. Or else it's kind of just like peddling for no reason. You
You gotta buy you gotta you play wow as a fucking job
You you can't you don't casually play it
Try morbid metal especially TBC especially especially fucking TBC
You check out this one dead MMO don't get me wrong bro, okay, I can reminisce a bit bro
I know I'm aware I'm aware
Check neon survivor
Try anything man
Do you know how fried my dopamine is and you you send me fucking rectangle boxes?
What are we doing here man?
What are we doing here?
I
Cup of the day Brad new bonk mega bonk alike coming soon
Wow, really the same style?
Damn, bro!
Bro, this feels shameless.
Uh-uh.
This guy actually, you know, people say Teemu insert game.
This guy was actually like, no, I'm actually going to make, no, it's actually what it is.
yeah that's what I was doing for Timo megabonk exactly okay okay yeah that's
what exactly you know what she's off oh okay okay yeah
Megabonk is Teemu? No it's not, you motherfucker. Check out, uh, Dystopicon.
The Heigl new 5v5 mode, lol. Why did you add a lol at the end, bro? Why? I don't understand.
Why did you need to include that perfume at a leader?
What is this?
What are we doing?
I'm not about to play.
Buddy, what are we doing, bro? I'm not about to play yet.
You concoct your own perfumes?
That's a good movie. I think it is called Perfume or some shit.
It's a good movie.
You make perfumes here?
All right, nah, man, I don't think so, but yeah, the movie perfume is good.
What is this?
kitchen. What are we doing here? The rat zone?
Are you just like a raccoon in like a nice little cozy spot?
I can't tell if that was supposed to eventually be like a scary game.
It had a bit of like a creepy vibe. It was like cozy, but then I don't know
Yeah, that was kind of sick man, I guess I was over some Sunday breath up it can always but there's some Sunday
Where is super bomber man
Election every fifth
Bro, this shit's not even online
Yikes, is there a bomber man?
1v1 that is like like a Tetris like a ranked 1v1 bomber man
Last flag open beta next week, dude. I forgot about that game
This game oh my god
Dude releasing a hero shooters in this day bro there, I hope they're ready dude. I hope they're ready
I don't know yet
This one I played the beta it was super rough, but who knows now
Damn man
This one
It's just like capture the flag
This one's actually fun. I played the play test
It's class based capture the flag
Now once we have the play
Remember playing it it was like kind of potato
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Maybe man is their first game ever. Maybe, maybe.
Maybe, maybe. Imagine dragons approved.
Millennial jokes.
What is God forsaken?
Nah man, I can't do more, half sword I need to do two more runs.
I could finish the gold run in half sword.
I have to just do two runs, but uh, yeah, what is this?
like Survival Adventure Game.
Yeah, I'm still calling him, man.
I still think P.O.
Lee's gonna do a vampire survivor.
I still think that they're gonna do it.
Just wait.
You'll see.
Run, then they just kill it with the AI shit.
That's what I mean, bro, the deads, why do you do this?
It's like you see the gameplay, it looks like what they actually worked on and then they just
like shit on the game, they shit on the game and just like make something so obviously
AI where it like takes away.
It's so random.
like such a stupid decision. Yeah, but then it takes away, bro, no fucking way. You literally
shit on everything to then just put some bullshit that you don't even really need. I mean, you
either care or you don't at the end of the day. I mean, yeah. At the end of the day,
You either carry or you don't.
I'm just saying.
What is this game?
Fable Busy? Dude I have it installed.
I would honestly this games are cool, but
There's one of those games you got to like get into, get into.
Like it's a cool, it's a cool concept.
Welcome to the game.
Yeah, I would wait for that.
Deceive, Inc.
Bro, are you kidding me dude?
You're linking this fucking game?
Holy shit, I remember playing that for a little while.
That other game was this game.
No way.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
This game was 2023.
I remember playing this. This was like the other new multiplayer game coming out, but it like died
But there was an attempt
But there was an attempt
Yeah, it's good actually
Coin pit demo with this coin pit
Oh my god, I mean it didn't look super bad clover pit was really good
This looks like a little more kind of based off of clover pit, but maybe a little
You're not bad you're bad
What is so fun about coin pushing?
I think it's just a satisfaction or some shit.
Try the morgan metal.
This game looks just like Brotato.
Do we play some pickle Pete?
I mean shit dude.
He looks cool man.
All these copy-pasta games.
MMO-RPG-MPC simulator.
Play as an NPC.
insane.
backpack battles music.
god damn man.
shit dude
do we do some humanates
some morbid metal maybe some morbid metal
What is Morbid Metals? Let me see if this game is any good. Why not? And then maybe some
humanits or something. Alright, this is a Ubisoft game. Take that, how you will. I wonder if
If you need a controller for this, maybe, probably, right?
You probably do, right?
Screen shake intensity.
You know what's crazy is there's people that leave this on.
I know, I know.
I know. That's what I'm saying.
Alright, I'm gonna see how it runs with the mouse keyboard.
Early access this summer, huh?
Lies. I've never played this before.
Oh wait, that's today. Okay.
Oh, is motion blur on? Whoops.
No, that was for today's date. Excuse you.
I left it on by accident.
Morbid Metal.
Okay, okay, okay. Where is it?
Are you going to try humanits? I might, yes.
I'll hold up dude. I know I got Warframe vibes too.
Morbid?
Morbid Metal.
There we go.
Oh we can do that in midair.
A little double jump?
Ahhhh.
Ah, you can boost on those things.
Ah, so you can space dash.
See?
Okay.
I
Interesting
A little weird
I have nanoblades and a blinkstrike, do I have to lock on?
Oh no.
Oh, that's kind of a cool move.
Looks like...
Yeah, the sound, it sounds like something familiar.
I can't pinpoint it
It sounds like a weird like a bag popping type noise every time you slash
Okay, yes, when you see the indicator press a shift immediately it's actually a perfect dodge
And then attack by pressing texture to counter red in this game red
shipped when red
That's actually kind of clean.
Use your Q and E whenever.
Oh, and then you have your ult.
I like I like the dodge how I mean yeah the combat feels pretty nice the sound of I don't know
I think this was like a one-dead game and then Yubi is publishing the game now so it's a bigger studio
I think that might be it
I will say I don't feel like I'm at a high FPS the game feels like it's not running
And very nice FPS
One second, hold up. Let me see the borderless gaming
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh.
Hacks...
Shall we try TAA?
Why'd I want the cutos?
Your skin was bad!
Yeah, it sounds like a- someone's like bashing something.
The swing noise literally sounds like someone's bashing something.
Uh, oh, okay.
Max HP.
Oh, so that's a roguelike, of course.
Interesting.
Oh, it's Mike. He was just like a teleporter.
seems like they make it so easy to parry so you can just like own them
Huh, death pull sounds nice.
The fights don't seem that hard.
Yeah, usually when the person playing the game
knows what they're doing, they make it look easy.
So I see why you say that.
It's on story difficulty.
Oh, shit.
Myth-iku.
Iku?
Iku's brother, Iku?
Which is Manga-ma?
Isu?
Oh, so you switch to different characters?
Oh.
Okay, his R was a lot more pronounced.
Oh, I see.
You can do it too, left click.
Eekoo's ground cleave impacts nearby enemies and knocks them uh them over sure metal gear
revengeance gameplay has this demo been available for a while
Oh, it has been.
What the hell?
So then if this is coming out soon, you would think there is going to be a massive change
or a preventive source.
What?
What?
What was that?
Why does my he never give up?
I'm missing here.
He just like runs into them and kills them with a blink strike
I'm trying to go with this. Why not? Oh so wait you have your Q here, your E launches
And then you can...
Overhead?
Oh, that's what his E is.
Oh, and there's a cooldown and there's three charges on it.
Are you not gonna try Neo3?
I played the demo, it was good, but I am not gonna beat it.
That was good, but I'm not going to get it.
I think that's a little overkill on those mobs.
I got a hit.
It's cool man, it's cool bro.
Chad does the game, is it worth continuing?
It's like a decent game, you know, it's okay, it's fun to clickity-clack here and
there? I don't know what I just picked up. Oh, maybe it's just to open that door.
Not there, not there, not there, we're out right here.
This was all the tutorial.
The Devil's Bargain.
Um.
All attacks are crits, yours and your enemies.
Yes.
We'll do it.
Yes.
Send it.
Send it!
Send it!
Chop over sub Sunday, be the lover sub Sunday.
Nah, this is LB.
Actually, because you're a taxing crit,
you're a skillsing crit.
Ow.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Maybe a Rayman remake while Ubisoft is?
Am I going the wrong way?
I turned back!
Insane mess!
Where am I?
I'm gonna actually might die here
I
Are not
T move Phantom Blade zero
Yeah
Deadlock is boring 50 minute thought of game. So is CS2.
Guys can we not do this? Okay you're both at fault here. Okay the person who plays
Deadlock and CS is winning. The dude who picked one is and then argues on the
other is an idiot. They're literally both good. You can play some Counter
strike and then literally loop in some deadlock. And it would be a good combo.
Honestly that's a good combo. That's actually that's not a bad combo.
You do some CS ranked and then jump into deadlock rank? Why not?
This game's alright though. I'll wait for it to come out. Why don't you do it?
Maybe I will. Maybe I will. Eventually. Okay? Maybe I will.
Not now though. Not now. Sounds awful. Yeah, to some it does.
Yeah, so that is torturous to some.
chat where the fuck are we going guys what is your friend chat what is your favorite
streamers what are they playing man what are they playing what are they playing brother
What are they doing, brother?
Wow, housing.
Yeah, I'll be checking it out.
I will be, I will be.
You a cooking stream?
I should.
I should.
Just my hands.
Thank you guys, nice meal.
Maybe in, maybe in like, maybe in a couple of years.
If you remember the chicken nugget stream, I don't think I ever did a chicken nugget
stream, dude.
I'll call the people to chill, I did?
I'm pretty sure that was Burger King.
Hey, there's snow.
It's the snow guy.
Give him a minute.
He's doing snow guy things.
snow guy.
What about some RTSs?
Oof.
Is this the real lyric of top 1% in CS2?
Oh, mom, I mean, yeah, mom.
You got to the right place, bro.
Mm-hmm.
The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt? Oh my god, buddy. Oh my god.
Complete superplex level two under one and a half minutes and I get 15 subs
What is superplex
Now what the hell is this game dude
Yeah, I don't know about this man
What the hell is this?
It's a classic!
That looks cool, sure did.
You can keep them, man.
You can keep them.
Bro, Cairn?
Do we go into Cairn?
OW2 Tracer? It's called OWNL, asshole.
Alright, get with the times, buddy.
Get with the times, pal.
No more twos.
What the hell are we doing boys?
What the hell are we doing guys city skyline? Oh shit. Do we make a city?
Do we make a city?
We could do it.
We could do it.
True true.
All right.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up hold up hold up
Hold up hold up wait you guys hear that
What the hell is that
come on boys one loss one loss people here we go one loss and we're out of
here. 60 dollars on the line. I'll leave in the game. I'll leave in the game. I'll leave.
I'll leave, bro.
Beat me.
Beat me right now and I'll switch games.
Until then, I'm me and I don't know what to tell you.
Shit, how do you play this again?
Yeah, if you beat me, it's 60 bucks.
Oh, wait a minute. Oh shit, wait. Wait a minute.
This guy does have nine wins under his belt.
Wow!
Hold on, hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Alright, there it is. I remember how to play now. Plus, now I'm sitting in the gamer position,
so you're definitely fucked now. Alright, yup.
The nine wins though!
The nine wins!
Let's get to see!
Let's get to see from there!
Oh my god!
That was like an explosion of organs.
It's like my hits are crits or something.
Oh dear.
Alright.
Nice try man, nice try, nice try dude.
Yo, thank you for the tutorial, thank you for the little rebuff, even the little rebuff
dude.
Thank you man.
maybe maybe maybe let me get let me get this from you there you go you can have it back
I'll take these GGs though bruh GGs
Whoa, what the hell was that?
The back roll?
What the fuck?
New tech.
Oh my God.
What the hell?
Oh my god.
What the hell?
Chad, 60 bucks for the winner and then, uh, well, one loss and we out.
We out.
We'll go back to the desktop.
Back to the desktop.
Yeah, one...
I owe one guy a steam machine from this game.
I still got him bro, I don't forget.
I don't fucking forget.
When I choose this game, I'd rather give you a steam deck.
Or a steam machine.
Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh.
When it gets your ramstick,
All right, there's no there's no there opponents
it's over steam machine got delayed I know and
I totally got we already are you he won fair and square when the steam deck was in place
I'm going to play Rust and Navel Update?
Probably not, no.
Someone on Steam discussions for this game says you're cheating.
What do you mean?
How do you know they're referring to me?
Yeah bro, I forgot around here man.
You connected here with all your armor from who knows what land and then think I'm not
already ready to go dude?
Do you know what's at stake here?
There's spikes surrounding us.
You think I'm gonna, I don't want to get stabbed by that shit?
I'm gonna lock the fuckin' man!
Okay, buddy.
I'll show you what cheats look like, bro.
I'll fuckin' show your ass.
Scup, scup, Poseidon. What the hell are you doing dude?
What the heck is that shit down? Now you can't even wield that. You have no arm. You have no arm.
How dare you?
How dare they?
What's your plan?
What's your plan here?
What are you gonna do here dude?
Oh really?
Really?
I saw the strat. I don't know what the hell you here like a floppy fish what
Dude, I don't know what the hell is going on here that kind of work though
Yeah, just wait till the next one, Gladiant Glory 2 comes on next week.
Like I said, that one's not going to be free to play though, unless we don't know if the
multiplayer is going to be like this.
I was hitting that arm!
You freed me!
Armors the Devil
Breathe me
Man
Oh my god
Nice try, nice try, nice try, whoa!
Damn, dual wield?
What the hell?
What the heck?
What was that, what was that, what was that, what are you doing man, I know.
It was a good attempt though. It was a good attempt.
He's gotta be cheating dude.
Or not cheating I mean. He's gonna be trolling.
I don't know he's fucking troll it. There's no way I ever read it all that
Did he's troll it
What he's just literally it's like a copy pasta or some shit
Have you tried Humanity?
I'm stalling it.
This game has 27 players.
27 people with actual taste, I'm aware.
Dude, I'm going!
Dude!
No more, no more, no more Capri-tastes.
No more Capri-sti, a day, no more Capri-sti, a day, no more Capri-stiii.
Nice man! Okay, okay! Relax!
Alright, I'm gonna end this fast, alright, but I see the one win. That's nice. That's
That's good to have. That's usually a sign of good shit.
What the hell, dude?
What the hell?
Okay.
Hold on, hold on!
Blunami!
Blunami!
Blunami!
So this game's duration...
This is what she caught community building, okay?
Alright, we're having...I'm able to game with you guys.
It's free.
You know.
We're chillin'.
That's pretty nice.
He might be cheating me all of us.
I quite cannot win it, but he might be cheating me.
He might be cheating me all of us.
I quite cannot win it, but he might be cheating.
He might be.
I will say this guy shit does not connect on this guy
what the fuck dude this guy has like evasion
oh gee this guy is fucking cheating bro this guy's got misconfigured hands
what the hell is this dude spent 60 bucks on she engine they get a win the
60 bucks
okay
All right, yeah, who's out there boys
all right I'm going to 10 wins okay yo not bad not bad not bad this is messed up
This is like a black belt versus a fucking no-belt.
Okay, man, shoot.
Someone tell the dev to fix the Q-bug?
This is abandoned software.
Good throw, good throw, good throw.
Damn!
Okay, okay, shoot!
Oh, you got your foot stuck.
Yeah, just, just put, yep, there you go, there you go, there you go, there you go,
Yeah, he's doing good for his, uh, for his zero.
I see potential, ain't you, man?
I see the potential.
The dodges.
Yeah, you gotta watch out for those spikes, man.
Those hurt.
As you're experiencing at the moment.
Oh, god.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn, where was it?
Damn, where's the hell did this guy-
Oh, not that spike again! Watch the spike!
Careful of the spike, dude!
Would you recommend Morbid Meadow to a friend?
Ummm...
It was okay.
It felt like a war...
It was alright.
I don't know, man.
It was okay.
Yeah, it's gonna be tough, but yeah, thank you for, you know...
Thank you for showing up
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no rematch, no rematch
COTD CS2 dude COTD is over man that's over bro that was an hour ago
We're all done there, man.
Oh, another zero.
Another zero.
Is there a game we can do 1v1s in that is more popular, that is easily accessible?
Oh my god, aww!
Strap fat is free. Oh, someone's mentioned that.
I know, man, I know.
Yeah, the other zero was good at dodging. I don't know if you have it in you, dude.
I don't know if you're the Dodge Master.
Your colleague before you was good, but you? I don't know, man.
Yeah, man.
Which one you going for?
Where you going to?
What you doing, man?
What you doing?
Oh!
Oh!
On the back end!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
you
you
you
you
you
I
See I see
I
Okay, okay, buddy, okay.
Yay!
Yay!
Exactly, bros.
Exactly where I wanted ya.
Oh, shit!
I have no fucking idea shit shit on this
That's fucking hilarious.
Come on, man, oh, really?
Oh
Oh
I don't think that's his best level
One second.
All right.
There's them there warping in.
Welcome to Planet Planet.
So the lore is, uh, yeah, the lore is there's aliens that find humans on different planets
and then port them into the past into a 1v1 arena, so we were both abducted by aliens
and sent here.
We load in, and this is the setting.
I'm going to stand right here.
Yo that was actually sick.
What the heck man?
That was sick dude.
It did drain all your stamina.
You know what?
We gotta start somewhere.
We got to start somewhere.
This should be how difficult a game's tutorial should be.
Don't tell you the controls, nothing,
this much aggression,
and then if you pass it, then the game starts.
Loads you in.
Check, half sword, half sword, waiting for more content.
Gladio, probably number one on the leaderboard.
I don't know what else to do here.
All right
One be one
I should do some city I
Should I've been missing some city to be honest. I just saw city skyline and but I would revisit it
Because I never I never honestly gave city skyline to a fair shot
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Oh
This might be the end
Mexico has beaten me
Like three times or something
Haha, what the hell dude?
I'll flip piercing.
And I'll bump my head.
Head to head.
Head to head.
Okay, okay.
Oh my god, that foot pain I have always had is finally gone.
It's gone.
Shadow Buddy, Shadow Buddy, hold on, hold on, this is more Rock Paper Scissors now.
He knows what he's doing.
Ow!
Oh my god, I threw it away!
The weapon's gone.
Ah shit.
Ah shit.
Ah shit.
Oh shit, I've got to stand back!
Some of those weapons are around.
Oh I got one.
I got one.
I got one.
What if there was a timer?
There should be.
Cause I'm stalling right now.
There it is.
There it is.
Okay, okay, okay.
What the hell was that?
that was your champion
all right all right all right
I had credit p that looks really good. I hope I hope they pull that one off
Two more and I'm out.
Two more!
We have 804 votes for Sub-Sunday. I'm proud of you, chat. And we get 200 more.
All right, I'm ending it, I'm ending it, GG.
What are we doing, boys?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
I do want to go back to, yes, I do want to go back to, yes, I do want to go back to
to yes. Right now, if I remember trying to connect to an ARMA server, usually you have
to sit in a pretty long queue. I'm pretty sure. Right? Usually it's a bit of a queue.
It's popping right now, so it might be more servers, yeah, but you got to find the right server though, right?
Bro, he manned it, so I'm kind of like, man, on SimCity.
It's not making excuses, dude.
Counter-Strike too, I can play whenever I want.
I don't want to play it all stream though.
I want to play something else,
I'm just trying to figure out what to get into.
That's the hardest part.
Um, city skyline 2, I could hit up.
We could do it up.
Bogo's Binted?
Bro, Bogo's fucking Binted death.
Bro, Bogos fucking binted death.
And how many people are even playing this shit?
Bogo's Binted has just such a small group of people playing.
I mean it is four player.
We could do some Bogo's.
Bogo's Binted!
They added a quick mode?
Oh really?
Let's see, let's see.
Why are you lying?
When you're lying!
Where is it?
Where is the quick mode?
Why lie about something so random?
Solo is against bots.
How much you go solo and...
They're all friend lobbies, the only one open is, I mean, I don't know if we want to
go in there.
How about those guys?
Yeah, okay, that's good.
Man.
Dude, people who don't have Steam profile pictures.
Random-ass games.
Getchi.
Which one?
Zoggy again?
Oh, yeah, true.
Zoggy does take a little bit of time
Alright boys, let me just own real quick
Yo, yo, hello
You can't hear us yo pimple. Oh
My god
True
We fuck you
I can't I can't I can't do this I can't do this right now. I can't my my my I'm not there
I'm not there right now. I'm not there right now. I can't I can't I
Can't do it right now. I don't want to listen to people. I don't want to listen to people I
Said we go to cities skylines, too
Oh wait, I can't just jump into this fucking game. It's like 500 gigs. I just realized I
Don't fucking have the game. I don't even have it. I
Don't even have the game I don't think there were snipers it's just
Yeah
Geo guesser it's been a while you know what true you're right
You're not wrong it has been a while how big it is actually 72 gigs
Motherfucker you
Okay, that's gonna take like 30 minutes
All right, that's 30 minutes
35 minutes
I used to run the Geo guess your streets, bro
Nah dude, I probably, they probably, nah man, I was crazy
Nah.
Okay, bro.
What the hell, bro?
I got banned.
Where's the audio in this shit?
I don't hear anything.
Is there no... is there nothing?
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, I haven't played in a while, okay?
It's been a while, alright?
And I don't go outside often.
Okay!
So sometimes I don't fucking know.
This looks like America.
Can we go emo only mode, please?
We got palm trees okay we're driving on the right side we're in America the
question is where in motherfucking California North Cal so Cal trash
Meta
Shit
Well, what is this rank?
Are you kidding me we're fucking dead. I'm just gonna go here la
Okay, oh they changed it a little bit it looks a little different
hold up it looks a little different all right it's been a second Monday through
Saturday this feels European England England yahoo
I'm feeling fucking England. I'm just locking in England. Alright, from the vibe, I'm feeling
England. From the fucking vibe check. From the fucking vibe check. I'm feeling England.
Okay right there
Fuck this guy
You vibe-checking piece of shit. What is this rank? Is this not brain dead rank?
Excuse me
Okay, India Bangladesh
I need more info. I need more info. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. It's a bunch of squiggly lines.
Hold on, hold on. You usually need... I go with the text. I go with the text. Oh, shit.
I think if you see more pretzels, it's more south.
No, but there's pretzels.
You know what?
I'm feeling it right here.
Because then you're starting to get to Sri Lanka and stuff, right?
Mmmmmm.
This is...
Ohhh.
I'm switchin...
Oh fuck, I dunno.
Oh you piece of shit.
Oh you piece of shit.
You piece of shit buddy.
Okay okay maybe he doesn't know.
Maybe he does not know.
Maybe.
What? Maybe. Maybe.
What the fuck?
Oh wait, what?
Oh shit!
Wait, that's sick!
They made it so when you lock in, you can spectate the other guy?
What the hell?
Dude, is that what I just saw?
That's actually cool, dude. What the hell? That's a great update.
Oh my god, Sao Paulo, bro, Sao Paulo!
Holy sh- Isn't Sao Paulo?
Oh my fucking god, I always hear about it, but I've never given a shit to like actually give a shit.
Sao fucking Paulo, dude.
Where the fuck?
Sao Paulo!
Oh, buddy. Hold on. I need more info.
Dot cat? Who the fuck?
Barcelona.
But I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know.
It's I feel like that's some bull shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Where's Sao Paulo?
I
Surly there's like South Palos one of those places where there's like one in all over the place
Hey, yeah, I got fucked bro still in the game
So Palo sounds like you find it in Brazil Spain
Three other Latin countries. It's kind of like all over the place or I don't fucking know man
Or Masias
okay hold up hold up we got a McDonald's but okay is this like is this
Southeast Asia we're driving on the right side
Esti, Shiana, Mento, Roditivo, wait, no.
Where the fuck are we, man? Is this Spain or Portugal or something?
Dude, I haven't played Geo yesterday in a while, okay? I forget the world.
I mean I never knew the world but I was trying to okay dot BR so I mean shit so
this is Portuguese but where is the question I don't know where the fuck
that is. Brazil's huge. Okay, okay. Oh, look, state of Sao Paulo. All right. We don't really
need that right now. Okay I'm feeling uh Africa, Peligro, Peligro, Gas Natural.
Where are we going here? Villa de Cura.
Yeah, we could follow that bus
Joel tell me bro, you love your shit, man. Where are we bro? I gotta beat this guy if I beat this guy on my debut
Return the prime time match
You don't understand the buff Agua 24 hour Agua. Where?
where in south america is this
oh maybe maybe maybe
No, dude. No, fuck. It's over.
It's over, dude.
It's over.
It's over.
GG.
Fuck you.
Fuck this guy. How the hell did you see that?
you know what let's see again here
oh here we fucking go this is where I was
got stumped in this piece of shit, man. I don't fucking know. There's no way. There's
no way. There's no way. There's no way, dude. There's nothing. There's nothing. This is
Where always gets a little uh are we in Montenegro are we in uh Bulgaria?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Really bro?
Get the fuck out of here, I'm versing this same guy?
Dude, this is literally brain dead, no pulse rank.
How did you find that shit?
How in the fuck he's cheating?
There's no way.
He must be able to read it.
Ah, we got Pharah.
Alakila, Imposo, Montes, San Justo, Archistilo.
Hey, I'm Mercedes. Okay, hold up some yummy ice cream
Marconi Montezana
Montanza San Giusto, bro, I need more I need more info. Tell me something
Come on, buddy
Cabana some bullshit
Come on man
Okay, that wasn't any information. We're still lost. Still lost. Still no idea.
Come on man, I need a win. I have to. Marconi.ar Argentina saved by that. Really. So then usually
it's Cordoba. Honestly, if it's Argentina, it's here. Watch it not be. Get fucked! Get
fucked! Get fucked! Please! Oh, you piece of shit, our Buenos Aires. This guy's insane!
How are you even here?
Did they pass this shit so it doesn't glitch you?
Okay hold up hold up hold up we got a fist interesting we got a fist we got cars here
we go okay um Argentina again.
Son Gabriel dude I'm about to lock into the same spot unless that's bullshit I think it's
Yeah, it's Argentina again
Unless I'm being debated this is literally
Argentina again
Dot a r appeared 20 times
Please be right no way it's no way it's but it would air a better era sort of a fuck
Yeah, bro the dirt ain't gonna tell you shit. You're fucked here man
Okay to come back to come back
It was lost oh shit oh
Oh, shit.
The green grass.
This is like Windows XP town.
Alright, we're up in the places.
Oops, Seingast.
Germany, Austria.
Shit.
I'm a couple of garden.
Yeah, we're not going to know where here.
Austria and Germany always fuck me up.
I don't know how to tell the difference.
Gooden's in Hauser.
Shool bus okay there's got it guys this is all about destination
Gooden's and Houser Arberg how about where the fuck you are man all this
info I want a board. Ow.
Macburg. I don't know if that's an actual place.
Where do you serve? He's a technician.de that
doesn't help. I'm pretty sure... I'm pretty sure
Austria and Germany use .de. Oh fuck I
don't remember.
Okay
Not english not english
Right dude this guy's a smurf shit man
There's no fucking way
You should be he's on point every time. Why are you in this wreck? Why am I in this ring? Why am I here I?
Don't know for someone who thinks that doesn't even know where they are. They think they're on another planet. They're so unaware
Okay vibe check
Vibe check oh
Australia? No, not Australia. Not Australia. Canada-y? America-y? It's America. Okay, where
Where are we?
Is this fucking?
What center?
GJ, I didn't see anything.
Fucking Texas?
Are you serious? Are you serious?
this guy. No. I don't wanna verse this piece of shit. I don't wanna verse him anymore.
Oh my god, bro.
You're telling me this is the only dude that has this game?
Yeah, I'm tired of gamers. I'm tired. You all have shit taste. Okay, that's why these actual good games are barren lands of trash.
every fucking gamer is stuck in the same three shit games they're stuck
anything where you have to compete they're stuck in the three same fucking
games except me and this guy I didn't have enough time I didn't know oh yes I
I did.
The comeback.
Okay, okay, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Hold up.
We hit him with a nuke early, so if I hit him with a double nuke, oh shit, we're stuck.
Croydon, crudon.
Where did I just find myself?
I just accidentally found myself on a path that I did not want to be on.
Okay, bikes everywhere. Hotel. Okay, hotel, hoe garden. Hotel new Doshire hoe garden.
Okay, this is some type of European, Utgesunderd, oh, fuck me, Utgesunderd, Hollens, Holledge,
actual Holland? Or is it just like Holland's College? Like Holland, Holland?
I don't know.
Well, what is this?
Oh dearie boys. Oh dearie. Oh dearest. Oh dearest. We'll take it. We'll take it right
there. We'll take it. Belgium, CO.UK. Do I just send this shit? Do I just literally
send this? He's probably gonna pinpoint and do it up. The world's from your vaping retailer
Totally wicked. Yikes.
I feel like a lot of oi's have been set out here.
An oi count, they broke the counter.
Bro have lock have lock is this have lock England someone's got to be come on man. Oh this guy, maybe
We're in England are we friend please
Where in England are we friends?
Where the fuck is this in England
I don't know, bro. I don't know. I am not sure. Oh, dearest. We're going north. There
There it is.
We're getting some Elo back.
It's not a lot, but at some points.
Tunisia, Morocco, Bolivia.
There it is, boys.
There it is.
Holy shit.
It just came to me.
It just came to me.
Send it.
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
You have no fucking idea you have no idea
Where you going? Where you going?
Where you going?
Okay, fuck you man. Are you kidding me?
What are you eating, bro?
What are you eating in there?
What is that, bro?
What is that?
I should have went the other way.
Unless this truck says everything we need.
Maybe.
I'm going to go back to the distance.
Instead of the...
How about where the fuck are you?
Come on bro, tell me you got a code.
Bro, where's the code on the car?
Give me a code on the fire extinguisher.
Who inspected the fire extinguisher, man?
I'm going back.
I'm going back
Where are we?
This looks like a sign here we go here we go we know right there
14-10, Mayo 24, Gobernación de Antiquoia, Republic of Colombia
Sending sending sending Medellín Bogota Bogota Barranquilla, Panama, Cali Bogota Bogota
KAKUDA KAKUDA
Oh, you have no fucking idea.
Oh my god.
Dude.
Alright.
Shit man.
the fucking meta man I don't I don't remember what the meta was with the car
like if you're in a specific part of Africa you have security that follows
you and I forgot where oh this is gonna hurt boys this is gonna be a crit
hit for it hit. Ow, I should have went north, GG. God damn it.
Okay, I don't want to burst this guy again. Okay, I'm going to give it a second. I'm
I'm going to give it a second. Hold up.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Alright, we're in.
All right, we're in...
Are you serious?
200 rating higher than me.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, Barbario, Cavallaria, Manicure, okay, never mind that
That literally didn't tell us anything.
Hmm.
Give me something here.
Give me something.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Give me some info.
Tell me.
I'm lost.
Oh, dear.
Bro, there's not a lot of words around here.
I need words.
Anything.
Hola, mola.
Gola give me something
Oh here we go here we go here we go work. No they removed it
Hold up hold up hold up there was something if I go back in time
No something about a guy named Segunda I
Don't know they don't like him
Uh, nope. Nope. Maybe. Maybe. Nope.
Hmm.
Come on, man. Come on, bro. Where's the car shop? My car needs fixing. Hotmail. Someone
email this guy. Hotmail in 2026 bro. Ah ding ding hotmail. Jose Augusto Lobo. Oh this
This is going to fucking hot, mate!
Guatemala.
Oh, dude, what?
What?
That was Brazil.
I don't even know, man.
I don't even know.
Fela.
Fela, fela, fela.
Fela.
Oh, my Weeb Meter is a little...
I don't think this is Japan, unless it is.
That text looks very anime.
It is Japan.
It is.
Okay.
Okay, Bukumakit, Tohoku, Taiwa...
Uh, okay, but where in Japan?
This is where you can...
Dude, this guy's gonna know. You can tell this dude's a fucking weeb.
Okay, I know I'm pissing off the guy in fucking Missouri watching with his kimono on.
Ah, we'll just katana by his side, okay?
Okay, relax, bro.
You need something, dude?
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
I'm surprised this person hasn't pinpointed where in Japan we are.
Soccer ground.
Shit.
Where is this area?
Where are we?
part of Japan is this? What part of Japan? Oh no! Oh shit. I'm going to set- oh I'm
Dead. GG. Dead. Of course. North. Mm-hmm. Wow. Oh, I just went south. Where was that?
What was it? Hold on. What was it? Did I actually see what it was? Was it Sephora?
Was it Sephora?
Don't we town don't what come on see
What the fuck, isn't that German, dude?
You're kidding, you're kidding.
I
See it fuck up too late. I don't know where I am
It was Ghana, bro
Okay, okay
Okay, it's okay. It's okay.
All right, all right. Here we go. Here we go, here we go.
The Japan city was send I now I'm bursting a guy. Okay.
Okay, I think there's not a lot of players at my rank because they're throwing me into
like people who know what they're doing.
Okay, rickshaws, palm trees, I'm feeling Philippines, I'm feeling Malaysia-y, Philippines, Malaysia-y.
I'm stuck in traffic with these people right now.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Hold up, let me read that shit.
Jering and tree hemat dan spak...
I'm feeling Malaysia.
We're going to Malaysia boys.
And before Indonesia, oh shit, I don't know!
Okay, we got a game.
We got a game.
He didn't know either.
It was Indonesia.
Indonesia is just massive.
I feel like we're in the same region of the world.
Okay, I'm gonna do a quick,
I'm gonna do, okay he did the same thing,
I thought I had an advantage.
Ah, oh really?
This guy saw my rank and was like,
this guy's a fucking mind that piece of shit, fuck!
And now he's trying to school me, I can't allow it.
That's why he did that.
I need I need a I need a win here
He saw my rank he sees free elo
No, I can't be free
How is this shit man Australia Canada, I'm actually feeling Canada here. This feels Canadian
My limited Canadian exposure I feel Canada, but there's something off. This is not America
There's not America. It could be Australia
They could be Canada
Oh
Before it's actually America dude, there's a staples. Are you lucky kidding me?
Toronto you piece of shit
How the hell
Okay it's free love.
Come on keep me in the game bro. Keep me in the game. Keep me in the game dude.
Okay, I see how it is. I see how it is.
I see how it is. GG.
I don't know.
Right.
Right.
Grats, bro. You were wrong. You were wrong less.
Don't be pogging, man. You were wrong less. That's it.
I did see Nepal, but I don't know
Do I just lock it in or was that a guy from somewhere else?
I'm just gonna lock it in. I'm gonna lock it in. I think this guy knows too. He literally did he did bro
Why do you have eyes?
I can't beat this guy he's too he knows too much I can't this is like a metal block now
now. Roi, bro, Roi man. Are we in France? Oh yeah, I don't think we're in France.
I think this is where I die.
You know, I think this is it.
Yep. This is where it all ends. It's over. I don't know. I don't know.
Brawl Brazil, Brazil, Brazil. This guy is really, really.
Brazil man. This guy just went in the middle of Brazil. It worked. He beat me.
me all right so now the goal is just win one okay okay we're just gonna try to
win one here all right we're gonna try it might take all stream all right now
we're versing a she has the female buff and I missed her rank so we're fucking
dead okay this place is probably where she wants to travel to it's on her list she has
the female travel buff. Okay, brah, what the fuck, man. Nesti-ti-ti-ti-mi-kasu. Nesti-ti-ti-ti-bi-kasu.
Bro, what the fuck is this language?
Tavaaran-kulijadu-skit. Okay, the longest run-on fucking words is the three fingers.
okay we are in one of these places okay when you see the longest fucking word
that just means truck we're up here and then a lot of tees I think Finland
loves tees
summa massalami
Yeah, if we're looking at wordage, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're in the Finns.
We're in the Finns.
Um, do we send it here?
I'm just gonna send it.
She has no idea we're in Finland.
She thinks we're in, fuck it, some other shit.
Where we at, lady?
Where we at?
You have no idea.
Oh, she knows.
She's ranked six fifty.
Okay dude, she's six fifty.
She has general knowledge.
There's no way to win.
Okay we're in America boys.
We're in America.
We at the condos.
The condos of America.
Where in America is this?
I think I just saw tree colors changing.
So we got seasons.
We got seasons.
OK, OK.
Chill, chill.
Maybe, maybe?
West Coast Self Storage.
Dude, I don't know.
Why would you be called West Coast when I'm thinking East Coast?
You piece of shit.
The trees are changing colors and you call yourself West Coast?
I'm lost.
There's a Costco.
Washington.
There it is, boys.
There it is.
Send it.
There it is.
Easy clap.
Send it.
easy peasy
I don't know why I don't know why I was looking central. I don't know why I was looking in central
My mind was central
I can win this I can win this
piece of shit cash back okay where are we
Okay, chill chill chill. Where are we? What is this?
We have security as well. Nigeria had security, but I don't know if the car color matters.
Cuz the other I don't know Nigeria has this is a black
Oh
Oh, okay, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, maybe Nigeria is
Black pickups, Ghana security and swipe pickups.
Rubello, sendonato, riseramito masi interna padiri.
Send it.
Send it.
You have no idea.
You have no fucking idea where you are right now.
That's what I thought, nope, nope, no!
Oh my fucking god, man, alright!
Holy shit.
Holy shit write a sign ever
Is this like a hospital we're at?
Hospital, general, universal, Santa, Santa, Lucia, motherfucker, I know where I feel that
sounds so familiar.
Dude, the flags, bro, the flags.
Why the fuck is...
I don't know, bro.
Of course.
Oh, Mercia.
It said Mercia.
It said Mercia, dude.
I couldn't read it, but it did say Mercia.
To VV?
No, dude, she's from here. Are you serious, bro?
are you fucking kidding me I I can't oh oh
that I don't know I don't know is that
Norwegian I don't know where am I
hungry okay
right
all right can I please verse someone
that isn't double my rank
That'd be great.
Uh-huh. Thank you.
Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
I miss a chat. What was this rank?
This is what I'm talking about bro. Okay, this is what I'm talking about
Ryan Nuggin block root 3 root West 05 Surabaya Barat fucking I still don't know where the fuck
I think this shit is in
We're somewhere here
No, no, no, no, Indonesia. Maybe, maybe. Malaysia, Malaysia, Malaysia. Malaysia. Okay. Indonesia.
Yeah, what rank? I don't know what rank he was. I guess we'll find out. You know what?
I'll find out after. It'll be nice to know.
I'm feeling Poland right now. I instantly feel, when I see a cow too, at the end, this is Poland,
bro. That's the Polish flag. And before it's the other flag that shares it, like the Indonesian flag
or some shit that shares it. I don't know where, but maybe he doesn't know. If it's
It's Gdansk, I'm uninstalling.
He's already in Poland.
Oh, he's 553.
Oh yeah, man, you know?
Oh yeah, you know?
You know shit.
Oh.
Okay.
Really?
Wee-wee.
You're gonna do this now, wee-wee?
Dude, is today Brazil Day?
Is it fucking Brazil?
How is it always- it's been Brazil like six rounds.
circle this feels like an abandoned part is America okay where in America are we
there's something weirdly not American feeling about this I guess now it does
now initially it felt weird the climate fell off
Oh, I thought that would have told me.
Where are we?
Where are we?
Where are we?
Are we...
Oh, this road's not gonna tell me shit.
Come on, man. Maybe like an advertisement on something happening.
Maybe, maybe. Billboard?
SC?
South Carolina or some shit?
I don't fucking know.
Do I send it on South Carolina near Charleston? Charlotte? I don't know.
Oh, Charlotte's in North Carolina. The border's weird. I'm just gonna do border.
Tell me SC is that. This guy's on the west coast. Oh, shit, SC Sacramento!
Oh, wait, nope. Oh, shit. Okay, okay. Hold on.
Oh, okay.
Okay, chill, motherfucker. Hold on, hold on.
It's another, it's America again.
again. You got USPS. Green Trash.
Where the hell is this?
Mr.
Okay, give me something, bro.
Give me something.
something come on to the public library oh maybe maybe come on bro come on where
where right here right here maybe spring what spring branch trail bro let me get
closer what the fuck I can't get closer to the info
Oh, no, I need to win this.
Let's bring it, Brasher Patrol by...
I don't see anything good there.
Circle K, this is a weird part.
I don't know where the hell this is.
Is this like Central or West Coast or something?
Del Pueblo?
Is this like Texas?
or some shit. Montana's home furniture. What are those last names Montana? It doesn't mean
actual Montana. But it could be. Dude, where the fuck is... I've never looked at Montana
before. I had no idea. I didn't know anything about Montana.
Pomeran. Hammerly.
Oh, there's a bus!
There was a bus that's gone. I don't want to go into the neighborhoods. I need
to stick around here. Electricity included.
I'm gonna lose.
I'm throwing.
It's over.
Holy shit.
Did I say Texas?
No, this could be anything.
But you know what? We know. There's no way this guy traveled all the way, unless this guy literally is dropping off furniture and it's not Texas and he's actually from like Alabama and this is a Javate truck.
Now it could be, but maybe not. Maybe not.
Buy you seafood and wings I'm gonna send it where we at burnt follow clock follow clock
Helpin' your ass, bruh!
Get the fuck outta here, bruh!
Come on, man!
Easy, boys. Easy.
Dude was looking at fire look like nothing to see here.
He tried he tried he tried he tried.
You don't even know your own country?
Dude, it's a huge country, buddy.
Where the fuck do you live, man?
He used to, he used to in public library must be Montana. I didn't see the first I saw public library. Okay. I should have the sign.
blocked the Houston part. Okay, man. Missed Lone Star State as well. Texas Tires as well.
Well, Texas tires on a huge sign.
Try no move mode.
We're going to try one more here.
One more.
All right.
Now, honestly, moving is better than no move.
No move is for like the insane motherfuckers who should be.
They're already hired by the CIA.
Okay.
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh.
All right, we got the region down.
Shit, what was his, uh, what do you call it?
I have no idea.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You don't know either.
You don't know either.
You don't know, I don't know, we don't know.
Interesting.
Labradors, Labradors.
Boop boop boop boop boop boop.
What did that say?
Is it Comedicina?
What?
Comedicina.
Authentic Comedicantonisa.
Hopli.
Anyone eaten there before?
What's up? Hoppy?
Anyone eaten there before?
Center of a Bose?
Taxi, tell me something, bro. Where are you? Pedrigal?
Uh, nothing. You don't tell me shit.
This looks like I gotta look for a car.
I gotta look for a car with info.
I don't think we're in Virginia I'm going all in on this truck
God damn it. Fucking Mexico! Holy shit! That's Mexicali? Really? Oh my god.
The world is huge, man.
Uh, via an unziata soma vessa, brosia la toa!
Okay, we know where we know, we know, buddy.
You have no idea.
You think you're gonna want to make it the same freeload?
All right, this is not freeload.
All right, they come back here, Philip Southeast Asia, Southeast Asia.
Flora, I don't think so, I should never buy it, South America, South America, no, no,
South America, dude I might have to just go Brazil.
I swear it's been Brazil every single time today.
I still think some days the maps like sticky to a country and then many times it's that
country.
Pochana
This has to tell me
Nuevos
Villa
Mayna's
Oscar
They like call it dude what?
What country what the heck is Pochana?
Nuevos solos
What?
Are you fucking kidding me?
That didn't tell me shit.
I might need to go Brazil.
Oh no, no, no.
I might need to.
What is this? What is this?
Maybe Iglesia, Evangelica,
Flanel, Ground, Medimental,
the Ground Commission.
I'm still feeling Brazil.
Yep.
This guy's Jersey, Serape, I don't know who that is.
I swear I just saw a flag somewhere.
What was that?
What was that?
The spasio?
I don't know what I don't know if like that is I just went towards Columbia and we're
in the game. It was Peru. We both had no idea. Okay, this is Japan. I'm locking it in. We've
a vision. Weave a vision. I'm going right in. He probably knows it's Japan as well.
Wow, he instantly got Osaka. Of course this guy is a weave dude. How did he, how did he
Pinpoint Osaka he probably has a poster of his favorite anime on his wall.
Oh my god, Gigi dude. Born Paul Weg.
or further woldung's bargain on shaft with Goldman okay we're in Belgium Austria Germany
Austrian Germany.
Chat, once we get taken off of Ema mode, how do I tell between Austria and Germany when
I'm looking around?
What's the best go-to here?
Because I'm not sure.
I don't see any indicators to figure out pinpoint where specifically.
Plus I find like a flag, but...
Hmm...
Bro, this guy's a home turf.
GG dude.
Come on man, this guy, what even is this?
What even is this?
Not only is this guy 200 rank higher than me, it spawns him in his backyard.
Okay.
This feels like Australia.
I'm feeling I'm feeling Australia here. I'm just gonna vibe check send it for me. Oh
No
Okay, wow insanely wrong vibe check Wow
Denmark by the way
Denmark, why did you have houses that look like some Australian copy-pasta?
What the hell was that shit?
DE is Germany, AU is Austria, that's it?
Other than URL, there's nothing else.
AT, that's it, that's all, that's the only thing, so I have to find a URL.
the flag. Those are the only two things. I think we're in the United Kingdom right now,
Especially because we're driving on the left side here.
I think we're just in the UK.
I swear I thought I saw like a different language for a second.
All right, this guy's like 600 rank or something.
Yeah, thank you, Lord.
Pare, Pare!
Boutar Basura
Basura
Formasian
Don't we see this gas station somewhere else else oh xx oh
But that ish
Shit I don't remember the country, but maybe it was Brazil it was Brazil or some other shit
Like Peru
I'm going to send it on Columbia, do I trust the Columbia, do I send it on that, I'm going
I'm gonna send it on Columbia, bro. Where you at? Where you at? You don't know. You don't know. You knew.
He was already in Columbia, dude. He was already there.
Huh? Get shit on. I knew, I was, I knew more.
Uh-huh, on.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. There it is.
We're going back. Get back to the city.
Back to the city, hurry.
Read the signs.
I think we're in that country that starts with an I, ends with an L.
Where the hell is it again?
I
Illinois
Okay, okay, okay
Okay!
We're in another parry land. Last time Parry was Columbia, but that doesn't mean anything.
That does not mean anything. To us,
a scola a scola animal Monday do you want to Monday do you want to the Monday
come on brother tell me where you're at bro I will buy furniture right now no
indicator. Is this another Colombo? Unibadé 2.
I
Evil
Where's the set where's the set I know you can look at like the power lines and stuff to dot Brazil
Send it this guy has no idea. So you just do a mid-play
of bristale are you are you in the right are you in the same country bro he is oh no all right
southeast asia where we at never mind this is somewhere in india or something
how are we doing this
Oh, damn.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
Oh, shit.
It might be a nuke here.
Okay, okay, okay, hold up, hold up, we got a game, we got a game.
Relax, relax.
Borho, well-point, well-point Borho.
Borho.
What the heck?
This way.
Over here.
Oh wait, that looked like an ambulance or something.
What was that?
Oh, they know where they're going.
Oh my God, there it is, it will tell us.
It parked right here.
It was not an ambulance, but it has something.
DS Tours, okay, wait, wait.
Mandalay, mandalay, mandalay?
That doesn't help us at all.
And Jen.
Cape Town.
You're done here buddy.
You're done here.
He has no idea.
Look at him.
He's in Nairobi.
Nooped.
GG.
You're done.
you're done oh my god oh my god
oh my god there i still i still have it i still have it okay
all right sometimes sometimes
mm-hmm
you missed so many flags not washed 400 ink dude no move is is is not it okay no move
is being completely lost. And staying lost.
We're almost at 1,000 votes for sub Sunday, okay, right off the bat, America, I think
we are. Yes. Trash meta. That's another sand sand some shit county. Really? Really?
I don't know about that, dude, no.
Where's this?
That's not going to tell me shit.
Oh, we're on the highway.
Actually, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Wait, go back.
Go back.
Go back.
The info's here.
Dumbartown, okay
Dumbarton Dumbarton Bridge
Dumbarton
Redwood City
Hey
Son Mateo San Francisco
What a fucking me
Yo, what was this guy's rank? Oh, this guy's American too, bro. We're both debuffed on work. He's in Texas
San Antonio you so confident. Oh my god, oh
Shit
I got this man.
Okay.
Solo contigo.
Mane.
Viendo Valentina y para ahí.
Colombia.
Dude, this is free.
This is free low potential.
Well, that's right on
This is my free load potential. Oh really? Oh really?
It's San Antonio and okay
I might just need a lock in Columbia. I don't know
Oh, back we are man
Okay interesting also interesting where is this okay wait wait I'm a little worried
interesting half-life three dude this is weird but that symbol but this shit is
this grease why are you looking all weird grease why are you looking all weird
grease does this guy know I don't think he knows help me he doesn't know that
Oh shit he does. Okay, okay, okay. Where was that by the way? Amphisa? Amphisa?
Okay, hold up, hold up. Interesting, interesting. Okay.
Our 490 for nine 10 gigabyte just for you
Vodacom versus versus second village
Buffalo City much of a little bit of
about it. Buffalo City, where?
Buffalo City
I need more information I need more information I need more I need more please
is. Coca-Cola is everywhere man. I swear to God Coca-Cola has been around for so long
they must fund some crazy shit in the world okay but they taste so good so we
don't say shit. We don't know man. Coca-Cola has been around for so fucking long
and they're insane. They're everywhere.
They gotta be in on it. All the world's conspiracy. There's no way they're
There's no way they're everywhere
They just taste so good. We don't want to acknowledge it
Dude, where the hell is this? I don't know. Oh
My god, I'm going Zimbabwe. He's gonna nuke me. Oh
Dude, I was thinking South Africa
East London
Okay, holy shit
What the hell is this GTA 6's intro?
I needed that info bro.
Sotara Eskoi, Sotara Eskoi, Flingsdalen, Luxivard.
Okay Denmark and Norway love using that O. They fucking love that O dude.
like their whole shtick. They fucking love the O.
My god.
Bergen.
Give me something, dude. This is it. This has to be. This is a cool place though. Where is this?
Pee-Hus Centrum, Molempris, Jektivikin, DK, Donkey Kong, Jektivikin, where the fuck
is the border to Denmark, dude?
past Copenhagen where the where the hell is the border in this shit is there no
where I don't even see it dude is there I don't know anything about this place I
I don't know where this is.
I don't see it at all.
Wow it was Norway?
Holy shit dude I thought the DK meant Denmark.
That's literally all he did. He just centered the dot more so I got crit literally the only thing
He doesn't know he doesn't know he doesn't know the flag. He doesn't know the flag. He doesn't know the flag
Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, that's the Philippines flag, right? Don't tell me that was something that was the Philippines flag, right?
Wait a minute, I actually don't think it was the Philippine flag.
It was the Malaysian flag.
I didn't know, man.
I didn't know.
Oh my god, dude.
It was a ferry to Denmark.
Oh my god.
Was that the Malaysian flag?
He literally said Bergen? Yeah, but I don't know, man. Bergen can be 50 different things.
Oh, man. She...
hmm
Columbia is the only South American country with yellow plates. Okay, I need to remember that. I already forgot it
Really a 709 a 709 I'm bursting. Is this a joke?
What do you want me to do against this guy?
We're back in!
We're back in Stockholm!
We're back in!
Okay, okay.
This might be England.
I saw one thing that said London, but I don't know.
There it, oh yo, wait, wait, wait, I can beat this guy.
He is double my elo.
Interesting, interesting, okay.
one of these signs bro one of these signs I'm looking through the skies that's what
I'm talking about DACA DACA, bro. Where the hell is DACA?
Thank you, sir. Thank you
That's why I looked up
Japan you said it and do a weeb check
This is a weeb check.
He knows.
He knows.
Man, of course, bro.
Of course.
Hold on.
My fucking keyboard, dude.
Oh shit.
No shit.
Is that security behind me?
No.
Hmm.
Okay, what are you guys running for?
Are you serious? No one knows it's just their names.
No, no, no. Conteglio in Alastamanto! Dude, no one, two Gs, bro? This is Italian.
Contagio? Is that Italian? Oh my god.
I can't win against this guy.
I got another Rua.
There's no way I can win against this dude.
I'm trying to find my way to the city.
place that has more words. What is this. He got me, man. He got me. He got me.
This is like the 4th or 5th time Brazil has just destroyed.
Yep.
It's not happening.
It feels bad.
I thought maybe I could hit 400, but it's not happening.
Let me shut this off.
All right, one more win and then I'm all set.
I'm all set.
I'm done with the world.
I'm going back to not knowing.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I don't want to know anymore.
Oh
Monkey monkey. Oh
Funky monkey
Where are you doing the nails where?
Gigabot
Thank you dot mx. Thank you. I saw the dot mx at the end
winnable
All right
Right at the end zoomed in I
Know he saw that on the cam too. I know you saw that bro. Okay, uh
Japan check
Is this Japan
I don't think it's Japan first check I don't think it is no it's not it's not
hold on hold on what is that John Jin Expressway
Jianjin? Is this Taiwan or is that Korean?
Jianhok? I think this is South Korea. I'm gonna go South Korea and call it a day, boys.
YOLO. You don't know, buddy. You don't know where the hell you are.
Oh, I should have gone so old man.
Oh wait, that wasn't a lot of points off.
So what a bit obvious.
That would have been so obvious.
Okay, I want to say India right now.
There's no fucking way. I'm literally stuck. I can't move. There's no way.
All right!
5 in a motorcycle bro sometimes you got 2 wheels and 5 people.
Okay where are we at?
Sometimes you get two wheels and family is seven.
I might just lock in Ukraine.
And pray, G.
So we're at right now boys.
So we're at right now.
Okay, there it is. There it is. Okay, okay.
We're sending it on Cardoba or in before Buenos Aires any mini-minimum catchback about $30
let it go I don't see any water it feels like we're not near the water YOLO where are
Sorry man, this is your loss here.
This is your loss.
He doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
Go to Brazil.
Oh shit.
No, you might win.
Oh, okay.
Wow, really.
You're at, wow, okay.
Okay.
Southeast Asia. Once again,
Southeast Asia.
Yup.
Yes.
Words.
Thailand.
I mean the root for root West and Indonesia Indonesia send it
Send it
You don't know buddy, you don't know where you are you got no idea I
Know I know he's panicking he's panicking
All right, all right, Bill Dung, Heinrich Schmidt, Senator Heinzen Kutchen, Klima Lufthang,
Electro-Krankenhaus und Industrie Bedarf, okay, Austria or fucking Germany, where
Where is the damn dot DE?
Or the dot AT?
That's our all I know.
There it is, dot DE. Okay, Germany.
Where in Germany now?
I don't think anything here is gonna help me.
something that's straight up so it's like Frankfort.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, trash meta, trash meta, trash meta, out the pier.
No.
Why is the longest word in the world right there?
Right.
Right.
Ow.
Wooper Cull? Doosal Dorf?
Ah, shit.
Dude, India's been killing me too, man.
I've not been able to pinpoint shit.
Sometimes the text you can...
Oh
I have no idea dude this might be the end this might be the underscore end
Yeah, I think it's over
GG
Or not or not, okay, okay
Okay, okay, hold on
This is the size of the engineer a super model course institute the biology molecular it
I think we're in France.
It's not.
It's not.
I don't think so.
Strasbourg
Strasbourg
Dude, I'm drawing a fucking blank dude. I'm drawing a fucking blank
GG oh shit
It's actually Schrodsburg which is in fucking France.
Holy shit man.
I don't know, I said France and then second guessed myself thinking it was something else.
I needed more French words.
I needed more French.
I talked myself out of it being French.
Bus guy, please, where's the pizza?
Papa John's Uber Eats.
I'm thinking Mexico.
I'm thinking Mexico.
Uber Eats.
Papa John's.
Let me ask you, Seguridad, Papa John's.
bro such a cool car man where are you from mother fucker I don't know where
you're from man I would I would have stopped by commercial.cl Colombia what
the hell I thought it was .co oh shit there's a Chile oh we're fucked I swear
Oh
From Santiago for the love of God, please let me show I there it is boys
Defeated
Defeated this guy was on an island that guy was on an island
What can I say man I defeat seven hundreds I'm a 300 player and I defeat seven hundreds
What am I supposed to do here, man?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I know, I know.
I
Know dude, I know do we do another one?
It's already 430 man
Girl buff, but a noob because she's 479 so this is winnable. This is winnable boys
This is, this is winnable.
All right, right off the bat, no idea.
Hold on, let me just get a vibe check here.
Vive check.
Let me smell.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Okay. Okay. Interesting. Interesting. We might have to hit up a Brazil. I'm trusting these
signs of these people. La Villa Pizzeria. Everyone uses WhatsApp. They all use WhatsApp.
Come on this has it this has it dot BR it's Brazil bro. I'm tired this week is Brazil
Do you know it's Brazil this guy's in Peru. Oh, this is gonna be a correct right off first round go there
Yeah, go there go there. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Perfect. Lock it in lock it in. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it, you got it.
Crit hit right out the gate.
All right, we need to keep it up.
Vibe check.
Turkey
Bro and before it's like Netherlands
No
Okay, damn, I thought I was gonna be a crit it was it was
Okay, okay, okay, stoop stoop
This guy knows this guy right here, I will elect you if I know
Vote on let's do more together vote onk instead of onk. He's on rescue South Africa
Thank you, bro. Thank you for telling us. I'm gonna assume you're near Cape Town
Do you know friend, do you know all he's in South Africa
Okay, okay, Joe Johannesburg
That's fine, that's fine. We need the general area.
Vibrecek, Vibrecek England sending it. And before Ireland. And before Ireland.
And before Ireland. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Oh no, oh no. Oh my.
Why?
Lootin'
Ah, okay, this guy, this person's matching the quick shots.
This feels like England again.
What?
I swear this is England again.
without Hampton.
Wolver Hampton.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to actually pop up and find this.
I doubt it.
Oh, it's right here.
You don't know you don't know he knows god damn it
But you don't know no you don't know no you know, but you don't know no
No, no, no go further up north go further up north. What oh really how how?
Oh, we were both wrong. Okay. We were both wrong and that ambulance traveled kind of far. What's the distance there?
How long is the drive here?
What?
How old are you? Maxima?
Oh bro, if only I had new flags bro. Oh my god, man. What the fuck?
Oh my god. I'm so bad with flags.
This is going to hurt very bad no it's not no it's not what are you doing why are you
Why are you in Africa?
Gamble! Gamble! S.A. West, B.S.I.S.
What the fuck is this shit?
Bowboy Store.
Malaysia, Philippines, Parasa, Education,
No, no, no, no, no, I went all in on this shit.
Oh my god, I can't tell.
Oh, it was for the Philippines, Philippines, yes!
Okay.
Oh my god, shit on.
Shit on at the end.
Holy fuck.
God damn, we're in the 400s.
My spacebar is not working.
Why is my spacebar not working?
Oh, you can't use spacebar in that text, okay?
400 man, what can I say?
Uh oh. Uh oh. This guy's 200 points above me. Let's turn around. Okay, where are we
driving? Right side McDonald's drive-thru. Fauna foliage. I think Southeast Asia. Dante?
What the fuck?
Where is Marco Letta?
Lando Salvadori!
Never mind.
South America.
South America.
Bro, where?
Where?
Where are you dude?
Bolivia.
Bolivia!
Thank you, sir. You have my vote. Thank you, sir. Sir
You have my vote sir
Thank you for that sir
He doesn't know this guy no fucking idea
Go read the guy's sign guy. Oh no, no, no, no, don't read it. Don't oh
My god, what?
That's it Bolivia
Why was the Bolivia guy in the Philippines?
Did that not say Bolivia?
Why was that guy campaigning all the way out there?
No, I must have read it wrong
There's no way there's no way
trash meta there's a symbol on it please bro give me an angle
I don't think it's the same it's not even France dude oh my fucking god
I don't know where we are honestly this is gonna hurt so bad we're not in
France. You're in Spain. We were in Spain. Of course.
Noooo!
Ow.
Take away my, take away my weave guard.
Take it away.
I did not even know Fokoko was an actual place.
I didn't, I didn't, my Weebo meter wasn't even going off.
It was not going off at all.
kidding double japan no this is South Korea bro oh he was trying to end it right
there oh this guy okay hold up hold up this guy's okay hold on hold on this
guy's trying to end this shit this guy's trying to end this shit right now okay
Yeah, you think this is free, little buddy?
Oh, this isn't helping.
International, but where, where are you from?
Where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where?
Where are you departing from?
What part of the world is this?
I can't tell.
There's a flag right there.
Cause he's actually owning me.
Oh, you don't think I you don't think I'm on to you motherfucker? You don't think I'm
on to you motherfucker. Okay, okay, chill chill. Bus. When I go this is the one line
Gondaria, Pes. Pesanin, Lombok, Gondaria, Sedia...
Lombok, Lombok...
Lombok sounds so familiar.
Lombok?
I don't see it. I'm pretty sure this is Indonesia. Lombok? I don't know. I don't know. This guy must know.
Okay, okay, okay. Where was this? Alright, wasn't even another thing.
lol 66 k what is this like a two minute drive a two minute sea ride
I don't know what language this is.
G.G.
Ah, shit.
Ah, fuck.
rude b car wait this is french I feel like I'm being trolled I feel like I'm
being trolled this is French but some weird shit no fucking way
Don't tell me this is Canada, dude.
I don't know where to go.
It's north.
Oh my god.
Dude, no one even looks there.
No one even looks there, ever.
I
Don't win
Don't win this is a very common name. This feels like is this America I
Think we're gonna be in America feels a bit American here
I don't know where in Illinois to put this that's the only thing
Springfield Illinois.
Ah, shit.
Okay.
Man, even on these you're beating me?
Even on these little shits you're beating me?
I'm getting on.
Okay, Indonesia, Malaysia...
I
I go Indonesia.
Okay, buddy, come on, man, this guy was wrong less every single round.
Oh
Yikes
All right, we got one more one more boys
Let's make it a good one here
Yeah, we hit a thousand votes for subsunday nice equal rank here equal ranks
Equal ranks anyone's game
Sunny day
Good day to read some text.
.com.
I think this is Southeast Asia again.
I swear it is.
Maybe this is Philippines.
Okay, I'm gonna vibe check and fail.
I'm going vibe check and failing.
You went Indonesia.
Okay, nice, nice.
Oh, off the bat.
Massive crit hit.
Okay, we got Rick Shaw's. We got shoes up on lines. We got some shit right there. What
What else do we have?
There's two guys doing guy things.
Okay.
Right here, the sun right here, right here.
Info, info.
Check it out, it's not a banner,
but I got a mic.
Someone's gonna name me, Hotmail, Julio.
MZ.
ES Estonia?
What the fuck?
Am I tripping?
Unless it's El Salvador.
Estonia?
Well, now I have to go there.
Really?
San Salvador?
E.S.
Ecuador is E.S.
I guess it kind of makes sense if it's pronounced more S-like or I don't fucking know.
Agro Fuentes?
couple of some bullshit what is this here oh I I see info I see info come
back another dot yes are you fucking kidding me dude are you serious another
dot yes are we joking here am I tripping as Tony is real right am I
Tripping I'll tell me this guy came from Chile am I I
Feel like I'm confused myself
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god!
I feel like French vibes here.
I think it is France the question the thing is France is huge so
So where in France is the fun part?
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
That looks important.
Maybe there's a sign.
Like Leone Church
Nope
Where are we where are we where are we
Where are we part of the process you know the first time it says for the firecrackers at review the Lorraine
I don't think that helps us unless Lorraine's like an actual
place
uh four backs in the center of the earth where
climb bulls
dwarf
dude i don't fucking know
I feel like one of these is it and I don't know
Suse prefecture for your culture L
Three Ali the Gulf Syri-Goumen's leg resin restaurant the Gulf
Seuss Prefecture sounds so familiar too. Bro, Port Bay license. A port? So near the
water maybe. Motherfucker. I'm going Marseille. Fuck off! Are you kidding? What the fuck does
port mean holy shit man okay oh there was knowledge go back go back refill
oxygen lingon don't get sir book sorry is it a jamura auntie back there's
something this little car is she okay this is Indonesia oh my god no wonder
there's much oxygen there this is Indonesia bro Indonesia scary though
because you could just send it and then just get shit on
because Indonesia is like all over the place. I don't know like where specifically.
Yandu
Bobinsa
Shit man, where the hell is Lin Mas bro, are we in bandung?
Dude
Raya belied this kebujangan bro, where's kebujangan?
Where the hell is Kebben Jongin, dude?
Man, Indonesia is fucking crazy, man.
How it's... it feels... it's so big and it's like you need water, you need boat travel through.
Probably some insane parts of this country.
Um, I don't know, man.
Bondar Lepong. Where you at bro? You don't know a dude? Oh wait he's right in the
set. He's in Indonesia. Okay all right.
Okay, we've met her we will meet her we will meet her this is Japan this is Japan now we're
in Japan I've seen a video of somebody opening this vending machine where in Japan is always
the fun part. Japan is easy. Pinpointing where in Japan? Yeah. That's where it gets
That's a little sketchy renal.
Oh, I thought that was a big building in the distance.
I'm just gonna go near Tokyo, dude.
I don't know I don't know this guy's this guy's going in Toyota. He found the main Toyota
You know, oh my god, he found you one a
No, you're not looking at the highway buddy. You're not
No, dude, oh my god, that's so stupid
Okay, moment of truth, so I'm feeling Southeast Asia again.
I feel like I could vibe check and go Philippines, but I might lose.
I could vibe check Philippines all in, send it the end.
I'm going all in.
If I win, I'll death forward time to loo-
GG.
Oh my god.
How did I not see that text?
Last one, how the hell did I not see that dude?
Aw, she's back, didn't I beat her?
Vegan Dash Apotheke
Is this Austria?
I know we're in Germany.
The Schwarzwald?
All right, where are you?
Schwarzwald-Schwihun?
Stivigrat?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You still got it?
Yeah. Yeah.
Rohan Shraib.
Yeah, this town is like fucking wild dude.
This looks like the type of road you wouldn't let cars on or something. It looks so like well kept.
This feels like a theme town like there shouldn't be any cars here.
It's like it looks like a little miniature town. It looks cool.
I don't know where the hell, I don't know.
Okay.
Etenheim. That was an Etenheim. Yeah, look like a movie set or something. Alright, driving
on the right. Centro. Cedadadi. Cedadadi. This guy right here, this guy.
Super cruise, Porto Allegrae, give me more info bro, I'll show up, give me more info
slash, I don't see it man, I don't see it dude, I can't, I can't attend, you, you
let you lost you should have given me more info
just be mexico
could just be straight up mexico
little little little little little little little.
Brazila.
Brazila.
Bra, bra, bra, brazila.
You don't know, you don't know.
Oh yeah, she knows.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Wow, really?
Oh, I think I saw Allegrae.
Shit.
Porto Allegrae?
Man, I saw that.
Second guess it, second guess it.
Second guesser you think you think you're in Korea la la la la la la you think you're in Korea la la la la okay
Okay, dude
I'm done after this boys. I'm done
I've done everything I've won some I've lost some
Okay.
Vibe check.
Turkey.
Dude, she's... she's good, bro.
She's good.
She's good.
And it's not enough.
There's no multiply around four.
What?
Where the hell is this?
This feels like it could be.
Triple fingers European
Belgium me is that a mover someone moving in
See oh dot UK
See oh dot UK
Really
Okay, so this is England, Helmsdale.
Ain't no one finding Helmsdale.
Ain't nobody.
Wow! But it's up in Scotland, no wonder.
Fucking Scorchland!
You don't fuck with me!
I don't think this is Japan.
I don't think it is.
Zin Feng.
This is...
Is this Taiwan?
I'm sending it on Macau, we're going to Macau, we're going to Macau, no way it's Japan, no
way it's Japan.
It was Taiwan.
Okay, okay.
Damn, I should have initially, I should have went Taiwan.
Hmm.
Vendee!
It's Taiwan you can tell because I have no idea what I'm talking about.
I trust that, I trust that.
I see where you're coming from.
really don't make me go to Brazil dude oh my oh no this is gonna hurt dude this
is gonna hurt Gigi out this game yeah one in doubt you got to go to Sao Paulo
When in doubt you get a sub Paolo. That's where I should have gone. It says just plopping down on that
Yeah, I'm gonna quit this game soon. Okay, don't worry. I'm slowly realizing I suck ass. Okay, it's gonna hit soon. Okay
Kind of strike haters. All right. I'm in an all-time peak
All right. I'm insane at this game, but I think
My time is coming to an end
I think it's... I think I'm gonna... I don't think I can do this.
Oh, who knows? Who knows? Maybe the op will hit today.
Maybe. Oh my god, I'm not 27k anymore.
I have to win this. I won a three game lost streak yesterday.
You lost 11% win rate, half of three losses.
That's how it is, man.
They changed everything.
I got to go back to more Geo guess her
839 asking about Dota 2? No, I just go right in. I don't warm up. We go right to it, bro.
Google car was in the Philippines during elections, so you'll see a lot of posters in English
Spanish. There's a cologne by a guy named Michael Malo. Damn.
Now why are we why do I have a five stack against a two unranked
Okay, this is what I'm talking about right now, what are these matches, who the hell
in solo queue, there's no way we're gonna win this, on Anubis?
A pug on Anubis against the 5 stack.
Why do I play these games man, they're stacked against me.
Let's roll.
I don't know, maybe these are like insane ex pros.
Look at their names, all their usernames
look like they're bots.
They're all clean usernames, just words, no numbers,
nothing, like they're a pug.
Like these guys, look at our names,
our names, we all look like a bunch of idiots.
These guys are all, it's like clean.
we're so fucked
a few times
have you not played this map green?
no
what?
it's okay man, we'll work out
how are you... dude
how?
against the five stack?
dude this game is fucking stupid
Yeah, what's your a rush?
Like in water
Right
It's either good or dog shit. Mmm. Yo stack B with nades
I'm telling you man, I'm telling you bro. This is gonna work
You played the same team a few days ago
It had dragon armor and did not die.
It's it yes you're main team smurfing in premiere. Oh, so this is like an auto loss game
They're cheating
Can you smoke a
Can you smoke a tea steps?
Enhanced daedric armor fucking plus six armor enchanted
Oh, if I want to op butt here it is.
You know what?
Risking it and then I'm going to throw for the whole match.
Follow me up.
Full op, we need to win this round, please.
Ah, we win this.
You want me to take him at this round?
You play B?
Pop makes no difference man.
Alright.
You're about to be proven wrong pal.
I'm gonna kill him.
You're gonna get him.
He's gonna kill me.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
We're in everything, man.
Slow it down.
Two of us. One.
No.
Yeah we lost this GG.
GG.
They call three camera.
the Malay every time shit this guy's just practicing for their main matches right now is what they're doing
Water
two more water i think one's dig one more one
and we had that round and made it into a 2v2
yeah this guy's m4 is sick what the fuck
All yet.
All right, it's nice.
Daddy.
Using that op on for you?
No.
They're totally going to be this round.
They're going to be this round, bolless.
There's no way they're not going to be.
I like to do this.
I think this map is great, actually.
We have Shipper, Utilite, B. Come be with us, great.
Never mind.
I really, really enjoy this map.
One behind
I got him
I could push through it, it's fine.
Mom, brother, he's gonna end up one-deaking me.
I've been in these stories before.
I've been here before, I get one-deaked when I push.
One HP in one.
You're under terrorist, we are working.
I'll drop you this.
oh i know chef
what the fuck how am i so poor man i thought i had money for an opus round
orange just same here throw the jump door here jump door here at the end of the leaf
oh i know those two
one rider
Wow, dude
Damn it. He's
That was a perfect jump above the smoke. Oh
Shit, then we just got a I was gonna push the smoke there
Okay, okay, okay, sure
Wait, did he really buy it? I love facing main players in Premiere. Let's go
He's out of madness
one HP even
me clear, watch your A
two, two can out
one mid
I
Do what the fuck
And brother this guy don't miss
Why are you there bro?
I didn't make a stupid fucking footstep.
God damn it man, yeah I made a footstep trying to speed up there.
Yeah.
Take the moat.
I'll let him take a bath, bro.
I'll fucking do it.
No, man, he's bathing himself, dude.
No.
Oh, shit.
Two chicken.
No.
My wrist.
Your piece of shit, man.
Roger that.
Somebody served them.
Wow.
Enjoy.
Thank you.
I mean, simple.
Wow.
Hi, Derek. Enjoy.
Thank you.
I mean, simple.
Okay, bro.
Wait, that was sort of...
I would just willingly drop those over, you know what I'm saying?
That's crazy.
You can have it.
Oh, then steal my FAMAS and I'm gunless? Okay.
Dude, this is crazy.
Wow.
Well, two Evox or a good happen.
Couple towards a good happen on air.
One HP mid, two pushing mid.
Just flooded, back.
One close one.
Floating flashbang.
Floating flashbang.
It's there.
Ah, that's too bad.
Thank you for the lead if I
I should even work actually
Yeah, you wanted to prove
Wait, what does that do?
Go, go, go!
There's a zombie!
It's like you're dead again. I don't have you till to stop
of stuff.
Oh, that guy doesn't know these guys.
Perfect.
Right.
Sure, brother, sure.
Popping canola.
Canola, come out!
Hey.
Kill him, I want the off, kill him.
Get it up, get it up, get it up.
Yeah, we can actually win this we're not we can I wear weird we could do this
We can do this brah
If we put our minds to it, this is doable
All right, let's see if the op hits today
I'm taking the off out for a drive.
One more B-side.
That's amazing.
It doesn't hit today, boys.
It doesn't hit today.
dude transfer the fucking double AK headshot
This is the way it is.
I can drop an MP9.
Jack, where you smoke, uh, where you smoke, um, stuff?
I'm gonna flash up a really damn place.
dude you're already there bro you're already there man dude's already there
before I even start walking there
honestly good half against a five stack against a pug you're you're not that
good bro you're not that good bro okay if you if you lost this that's more on
you that's more on you famous last week okay
We're just a bunch of rag-tag cops.
MMM. We should lose.
Wow! Another one mid.
Another one mid.
Dude, what was that spot?
I think that right there is solidified the match boys that right there
and she'll have a fight everything somehow I guess that guy and then shoot him in the
fucking chest and he doesn't dive in the software one tops me CS fan let's get it
down, down, down, down, down
I'm a smite man, I can volley the window and they take like canals and go v-switch
Close close
That guy's always TK'd slightly
I'm picking one by one now one by one
All right as long as I'm not at the bottom we're good
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Let's make some money!
are you fucking kidding that was the greatest flash I've ever seen someone
throw I literally ate the whole flash
one water
We're trying to plank water
He just already walked out
Two went for a shot
We tried but we tried
I'm just gonna put up the L now, okay
So we can go right on to the next one
So I could just level 10 maybe sniping you on us
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
We win this
We win this
Let's try that again lol
What I didn't get anything
Whatever man, what the fuck are you gonna do bro? What the fuck are you gonna do against a 5 stack bro?
if it's another five stack, oof.
Okay, three stack two people with no rank this is winnable
Heavily winnable.
Yeah, I still don't know how unranked get into 25k plus unless last season you were this high
and you're just late to doing your placements.
I'll play, pushing 30 and balding, nice.
Please teach us the secret window smoke, I don't know if you're ready for it man, I don't
know if you're ready for it dude.
Watch out, these boys are coming out of the hospital, please don't mind using it.
I'll show you the
a ramp clear
it's be
shit
already in
it's be bro
They're gonna push it one minute one outside be get two apps three apps
No, he beat the right
Fuck man, they're all over the place
I killed one of them I would have been in a really good position
I didn't call I called it in my mind
3 for 5? No, 2 for half.
We rush here?
You like me like me?
Aw, this is gonna hurt.
Just gotta kill one.
oh we got two better than we thought nice nice
2-1-1.
Clean, clean.
You buying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Agreed, double off.
Agreed.
Let's get it.
Agreed, double off.
No armor, double off.
This guy, this guy plays like I do.
I do. This guy knows.
I force-fighted him.
Hey, ramp clear.
Lower, lower clear.
What the fuck?
I think it's mid. Middle?
Oh, I'm dead.
It's mid. It's mid. It's mid.
One power is stood. Oh my god.
Middle, two.
dead middle one more middle
up there
that fucking sucks that's the only thing I should have moved from that spot I held a ramp for too long like an idiot
I needed to fall back
yours?
yeah
I'm coming at us round
I believe it.
Let me get a gun though.
You better drop it by someone else.
Gee, you're in my heart.
Oh, this guy.
And that's, I guess.
Spin.
Two.
Middle.
Oh, it's on me.
Going for a play.
orange ad goby
and before they come at it
he's clear
on palace
I
Like I was tagged up
What do you mean I saw him
I was hoping for a little one tap
You sound like a low hat.
Oh shit, I got one.
I can't.
Hey, let me get that chopper.
From last time?
I got it.
Thanks buddy.
Is he using a megaphone as a microphone?
This is all I have.
You got real generous.
It was public though.
Yes.
I think that's how the underawesome should work.
And you're harming.
You gotta have some.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Suck it up for this transaction.
The whole lot of tape here, you can tape on it.
Can they see what's on my head, Ram?
It's me!
Mommy.
This is better bomb bomb bomb deploying flash
Better you're better. Do you have the package?
Dude, oh my can I ever push with my fucking AK and not get head shot at in this rank?
Is that possible?
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
Right.
They're coming at this round.
Why am I being toxic in this game because they're all older.
Lower.
I was one A-Round.
I'm in, I'm in.
Palace, Palace.
I'm blocked Palace.
Yeah, they're planting, man.
What?
Bruh.
Dude, this guy just lurks Palace like a shit.
Not that guy.
Dude, he was literally lurking there the whole time.
yeah dude what a fucking freak
what do I do here
I'm gonna say boys there's no way
the
to what a fantastic shot
that's why I'm here
get on
The bomb has been planted.
I think it's big.
It is.
Yeah, we got this.
Do you have a kit?
I'm saving.
Okay.
It's got to be too late.
You think I could have run?
You think I could have gotten that shit?
I know this guy's plate. I know he's like me. He's an offer, but his ops not hitting today
He's just an offer.
You're gonna flash for me, mate?
Yeah, flash it!
Spam it!
That's one, uh...
One dead, mate.
Orange, you got a rip.
I'm gonna press, I'm gonna press.
I'm blind!
I'm seeing it.
Oh!
Oh, it's you!
That that that
But yeah, I thought it was fucking tea trying to jump in the window on me they did that shit to me last game
I know
Need more matches like this two three stacks are fine five stacks a solo should not burst by stacks that should be instantly like
You're better do that, son of a...
Oh, my God!
Oh, yeah.
I like these.
Outta there! Outta there!
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna love a Charlie. Am I right?
Orange, let's get the comms clean and concise.
Alright!
I dropped it, buddy. You want some?
I'm blue. What did he say? No, I just wanted to fly.
It's not that big of a deal.
My career?
They're coming in.
Can I get a flash, fellas?
I'm just going to hit him.
One ramp.
I was peak you rat
one cat
one cat
one window window
this guy wants me to flash him into palace
You guys are crazy, how am I in this large?
Cause you're that cute?
Yeah, the game sees your potential.
I'm unrated.
You better?
It ran clear.
I believe.
Middle-Curve, I think.
Oh, shoot!
Yeah, Palace.
Insight.
Yeah.
That's their middle clear.
This guy goes Palace every round.
He's lower.
Weak!
Every round he just looks like I got ballast, I'm going ballast.
Thanks for the drop.
I'm so dead
Yeah
I'm going to kill you.
Clutch your cake.
In a plan, wise?
Anyone need to drop?
Yeah, please.
oh man
it's a really bad weapon
mid mid mid
oh i have a smoke
throw it into the grenade
haha
mid mid mid
oh i have a smoke
throw it into the grenade
haha
oh i have a smoke
throw it into the grenade
Oh
Yeah
Machine cat
I got him back.
Ah, this is weird.
Beep beep beep!
If we lose this sage...
Rush B don't stop believe
What you get for not playing Sim City? Hello, not my will
Next week there's no time for see us brothers like 50 games or towards the end of the week though
He's downloading the hacks.
He's enabling it.
I've seen this.
Alright, alright.
All right, all right.
CS will be up for six years and so Crash randomly he disconnected by himself.
Wait, Blue, you're a lyric?
Oh, my fucking god.
Dude, no way.
Just passing by, bro. Just passing by.
Just passing by.
Just coming through here for a little bit.
Just press him up!
Just press him up!
Holy crap!
Just press him up!
Leave him soup on a strike!
I'll break you up!
It's an insult? What?
And I mean this is an it's about how are you that high-ranking from here dude? I have bad proof of doing everything
Fuck you ma'am you're a fucking new bro. Why you stream sniping man?
Dude what the fuck man
Why?
Come on, bruh- oh shit!
Brog, get by yourself!
Hold on, they mullied.
We're in, we're in, we're in, We're in, We're in.
I
Forish me
No point is
Dylan came back bro
I can't I can't for them for all these people either dude
The daily struggle come back you gotta start sometime
Why would that be green
I'll play but I have to mute everyone
I
Think
Now watch it watch them closely closely, please
You know under it could be there. It'd be cat push
Still under
He's lit, mid.
Dude, if we lose this, come on bro, what are these matches right now?
Last match was so sweaty, and this one's a clown fiesta.
I feel bad
Alright, I'll get I'll get I'll get all right all right all right
I got him out let them win this guy. This guy I versed him so many times and beat him he's bad
So you can watch the stream if it'll make you feel better if you need if you need to heal low that much
Make you feel better, bro. You can watch the stream
All right, it's all good. I don't care that much now, but if you care that much, okay?
I'm coming with you. One down.
I
Okay
He left again dude.
He's on a tourist win.
Oh shit.
I didn't know that he was gone.
still got we can win this we can win this we can win this that's okay man dude
a loser without realizing it can you get ball and bring it be you know what it was
honestly it would take a 27k rank for someone to be a fuck and actively
streus try it. I gotta say after all my matches up until 27k for someone to do
that is impressive. Congratulations, bro.
Impressive.
I
Impressive
Boys down
And not ping ping on CD
Are we got all the money
And
Grab a bomb
My box
Damn no one did enough damage to have
shit I can't play I'm sorry guys okay
I
Just surrender boys just surrender all in a match all of the day boys GGs
Why they leave
I
And we would have won that too, huh
the road to 20k has begun the road to 20k has begun
All right, let's see if we can do this one more time.
Yeah, the win rate got destroyed.
CS in February is a little bit weird.
Don't worry, it'll be exiting soon.
These last couple of matches where I'm exiting.
I think we're at the end of the journey.
CS journey never ends.
Bro, I'm not hitting 30k
All right
You're 3k away from the best rank
Yeah, I think I think I think
Yeah, I think I think
Let's get a dust two in here or an Aztec
What are the new games for next week reanimal
Mario tennis
And a couple of others bro odd that is this is the weirdest five-stack, okay
It's a weird five-stack, that's such a odd five-stack
really dude back to this bullshit back to this bullshit
okay oh yeah I just rewatched that movie no country for old men good movie
bro what a insane disparity of ranks wow
8k about the top frag, you think his name is LoL with a bunch of o's?
Is he cheating?
Oh no.
No, no, no. Minus 504.
Don't do it.
Go, go, go.
I
Ran clear
Headshot headshot
Are these guys doing first round delay rushes
I
Animated animated we pfp on the other team is a sign of doom
someone flash mid from there that's nice flash mid from A
moving sun
deploying flash
flash mid
nothing mid
oh what
nothing mid
it's A
camera up
up
Dude that guy got
How did you know one tap with the name he must have gotten tk'd or
It like went when they literally got it
It like damaged them anyway, and then it also killed him
Right through the gun right through the gun
how does the 8k make shots like that one more time
another one
another one
yep
nice guy
nice brother
there's an opera behind you
damn buddy
oh damn
We got a gamer in the house boys, we got a gamer in the house boys.
That's why you should always use AK and not OP.
Alright, let's revisit that statement after this round.
Insane Molly.
did not beat the fight five stack we got like five rounds four rounds or five
rounds
Was one ramp I have 11 HP
So I just saw one a ramp
I
Get needed one bottom
One ramp Lolls back
Did my Molly's are insane
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just trying to find a way to get to the left of the room.
I guess I have to go around the room to find the door.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just trying to find the door.
I did, by the way, I'm just playing for beef.
Yeah, off down ticket nice and then they had a DC holy
Is it CS if 1 doesn't DC?
Is it truly CS if 1, at least 1 of the 10 doesn't DC?
see it. Uh, I got a eagle down for one of you, Moppers.
You want to lose, like, literally. It's fun.
OK, then.
I
Don't make no sense. I don't make no sense. Wow. He's really not coming back, huh?
Here I am
Trying so desperately to go up the rank and this guy's already there and he's like it's boring up here. Okay
Yeah, a five-stack game into like two weird-ass games
actually this is a five-stack too but it's like an odd five-stack
yeah he's making it sound like he's so he's like stuck to this game
What do they gain in the world?
Just requires attention on the internet.
I
Was kind of like a weird day of CS none of the matches were like
Actually good.
Kind of just like potato matches.
Just lost a bit.
Yeah, nothing like actual clutch,
intense.
Just oddities, oddities.
Just playing the game man
These guys are so weird what is even going on
What the hell is going on?
Maybe he is, maybe he is. Do you think he's actually cheating?
He's configuring this match.
Little mental.
What if this guy is wasting time to then delete Tagalon and then win?
After an 8-0, they're gonna talk a lot up round 10 or a lot more than you can feed up.
I think they're gonna talk a lot.
Yeah, they're gonna talk a lot.
They're gonna talk a lot.
Damn it, man! Up or down?
Oh man.
Staturey.
Flashbang.
Throwing fire.
Step on.
Another one calling I think.
Yep.
Another one coming I think.
Yeeeeeep.
Uh oh.
One of all one of all one be one smoke into the view is your better
No
They got one
This is a rank
I've been there. I've been there. I've been there, but also died. Did not clutch it.
twice
he is bomb
what is even happening?
wait, was it bomb found under window?
I swear we had Bob but it was gone. So I'm retarded. Over there.
Hoped on.
Where was the downed cat?
Alright, well this guy headshot me.
Downed boss, con.
Con.
Oh, it's con.
All roads lead to Valorant.
Nice nice
I got the op ain't hitting today.
Don't make me valoans.
Now it's not the irate valo, I doubt it.
Uh uh. That requires a lot of grinding and learning of the maps and angles.
I guess that's where I
One more stairs right to your left wash your company it's not
I'm not sure what's going on here...
More gun.
There is a way.
Lola!
We're not doing anything.
I can't tell man, if anyone's even cheating right now, I don't even know what the hell
we're doing.
It's a clown show of cheats.
I don't even know what anyone in the lobby is trying to achieve.
I don't like anyone screaming.
One take after another.
That was a rescue.
Oh, thanks. Right now I don't.
I gotta rush it again.
That's a smoke!
Now is the time!
Oh, can I carry. Okay. Wow.
That AK just made it a one.
Dude, the AK is so good.
Barf-line.
A-A-Main.
Cabezza, AFK guy.
Other M4, other M4.
Right here.
M4, brother.
You know that guy's going
Purple sheet purple cheating
Yeah man couldn't kill a single guy he's in B it's clear
Oh
Wait this guy's cheating with 12 kills no way
No way
Purple is actually sus. Purple you cheating brother? Are you cheating brother?
Purple why are you cheater?
No bro, I'm not cheater. Why are you asking that? If I'm cheater I would get three kills.
Uh, yeah, but you might be like a micro cheater.
I'm going to crash back.
That's cheating, yeah, for sure.
What?
What?
That's cheating.
Wait, what?
Hell, there's three there.
Three Hs, could be.
They're all.
I
Beep
I
What even just happened there he actually started running back Thursday
What even just happened those these were the weirdest matches ever
Chad I got a bounce I
I gots to go people sub Sunday tomorrow. Oh
Sub-Sunday here we go back at it is variety out there. Let's look the forever
search to find the one that
The one that will change everything will
So, we find it, addition.
Chat, thank you guys for chilling. You guys enjoy the rest of your night, people.
Follow the channel, follow Twitter. I'll see you guys. I'll be setting up some Sunday in like an hour or so.
Peace out, people. GG till next time.
Yes, indeed. And we'll go from there. Peace out, chat. Enjoy your night. Thank you for watching.
Yes, indeed. Goodbye chat, Jury Knight.
You're making us drown
I see the light and some light in the sun
I will rise up
You're making us drown
I see the light as I rise up
Don't hold me down
I will rise
Your light is a star
I see the lights I find