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SUB SUNDAY OH BOY ANOTHER SUNDAY HERE WE GO WHAT IS OUT THERFE IN TEH GAMING WORLD THAT WILL MAKE US LOVE GAMES AGAIN LET SSEE WOW HOLY MOL

02-15-2026 · 6h 31m

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[00:00:30] I
[00:01:30] Oh, my good.
[00:01:55] Oh, seven.
[00:01:59] Then,
[00:02:05] Hello, it's Casper.
[00:02:06] We got up on such a hurry, guys.
[00:02:07] Doing people, what up, what up?
[00:02:09] Hello, hello, chat.
[00:02:11] How is life?
[00:02:12] What up?
[00:02:13] The,
[00:02:13] oh,
[00:02:14] mm-mm-mm.
[00:02:19] Yes, indeed.
[00:02:21] We have made it to Sub-Sunday.
[00:02:24] Oh whoops my bad my bad intro into outro good stream
[00:02:37] How are we doing here boys? How is life? Holy moly. Sub Sunday today, yes indeed.
[00:02:53] I
[00:02:58] Know I know did you see the layers of fear 3?
[00:03:05] Reveal um, I did not I did not I
[00:03:10] Question really they're making a third one really
[00:03:17] I'm I'm interested to see the second one was so
[00:03:23] not it man the first one was great
[00:03:34] oh i have rainbow six siege solid snake reveal what
[00:03:43] i don't follow a solid snake in rainbow six what
[00:03:53] Okay, have you seen the movie train dreams? I have not no
[00:04:03] Rainbow six is fortnight now
[00:04:07] Mmm
[00:04:09] Please say save NA with op today
[00:04:13] Mr. Perfect you do you want to see riots in the chat?
[00:04:17] Are you kidding me dude if I whipped out counter strike today, there would be riots, bro
[00:04:23] He's crazy dude. He's crazy. I haven't played in a couple of days. I feel like I might be
[00:04:39] done with CS. I feel like I'm chilling. I feel like I'm chilling. I know, I know. Chat
[00:04:50] today is subsunday we did not hit 1000 votes yikes
[00:04:58] we did not but it's all good it's all good
[00:05:05] it's kind of good all right we're on like I would say we're on an orange level of uh games
[00:05:11] orange yellow we're always around orange yellow okay it's it's rare to be green it's rare to be
[00:05:16] heavy on the red. But 968 votes last week 1119 1071 1039 985. Okay, we had a solid month of 1000
[00:05:35] and now we're below a thousand.
[00:05:45] Backhand index pointing right,
[00:05:47] curling stone, Canadians in chat.
[00:05:50] Oh my God, was that yesterday?
[00:05:57] I saw a little bit of it.
[00:06:00] He tapped it.
[00:06:03] I don't know the rules to curling,
[00:06:04] Is that, are you not allowed to make contact
[00:06:08] with the curling puck?
[00:06:13] Is that like a disqualification or a penalty or something?
[00:06:20] You're not supposed to, I don't know anything about it.
[00:06:23] only if ref sees it but they missed it.
[00:06:35] having with the men's and the women's team.
[00:06:38] Damn, damn, damn.
[00:06:44] Imagine caring about curling.
[00:06:47] I don't know, Matt.
[00:06:50] just kind of these people practice for this okay it's kind of it's just you know it's
[00:06:58] interesting to just see the competitiveness of it all right boys let's see what we have
[00:07:03] here you'd be number one in olympic stalling bro's acting like I play a 20 minute intro
[00:07:11] and then go live.
[00:07:14] All right, we got actually no during the live.
[00:07:17] We got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven games,
[00:07:23] never before played here.
[00:07:31] Seven games.
[00:07:35] Never seen, never played.
[00:07:41] Never experienced.
[00:07:45] I know, I know.
[00:07:50] All the four meter, I said it's an orange yellow.
[00:07:55] Yes, it is an orange level yellow.
[00:08:00] Let's see what we got going on here.
[00:08:05] Shit, simulator games.
[00:08:07] I'm actually simulator free.
[00:08:11] actually sin free right now.
[00:08:16] All right, we're going to jump right into this first game of
[00:08:20] Sub Sunday highly, highly requested.
[00:08:32] I remember hearing about this game never played it, but now
[00:08:34] it is on steam.
[00:08:36] Let's see what we all got going on here.
[00:08:44] First game heavily voted for, people voted for the first one and the sequel, but I've
[00:08:50] never played either.
[00:08:56] And it doesn't make sense to let up the sequel.
[00:08:59] First game of subsunday is anononononaz.
[00:09:09] Oh this is weird, hold up, this isn't even half 1440p, it does, hold up, only at 60
[00:09:20] hurts weird game of star my first game you want to register the registry did
[00:09:31] what the fuck is this okay how's this
[00:09:39] first game 1440p lies
[00:09:50] Gepa Becommonaboon, Dino Crisis.
[00:09:58] Do I need a controller for this?
[00:10:04] Do I need a controller for this?
[00:10:06] I do, don't I?
[00:10:08] Act?
[00:10:20] Wait, what is this?
[00:10:34] Oh, true.
[00:10:45] Alright, a range game, original game, Operation Wipeout.
[00:10:52] So they released this and never made it widescreen?
[00:10:59] Um, okay, original game.
[00:11:10] Costume change.
[00:11:15] The second report from Military Experiment Facility.
[00:11:26] Agent name, Tom.
[00:11:29] I have successfully infiltrated under the guise of a researcher as planned.
[00:11:33] I have encountered no information regarding top secret development of new type weapons.
[00:11:39] But I have discovered there is an unexpected individual at this facility.
[00:11:44] The man is dr. Kirk the leading authority of our nation's energy research
[00:11:49] Dr. Kirk was alleged to have died in an accident during the course of an experiment three years ago
[00:11:55] Reports were premature and it appears that he is currently working as the head of a non-weapon project at this facility
[00:12:02] Experiment is in the late stages of development
[00:12:05] Regarding the stage accidental death it appears that this country is somehow involved
[00:12:10] Recommending that necessary actions be taken immediately
[00:12:14] The ultimate source of clean energy?
[00:12:33] That's why they killed him?
[00:12:35] Oh, the government didn't give him the subsidies, man!
[00:12:40] Come on, bro!
[00:12:43] Oh
[00:12:51] That apparently this is the best dino game ever made I don't know
[00:12:57] It's new bro. This is this is dropped at least the steam version or something
[00:13:13] Damn, old cutscenes. When did this game initially release?
[00:13:31] 1999?
[00:13:33] I was nine.
[00:13:41] I was nine.
[00:13:46] Whoa, they figured out PUBG in 1999.
[00:14:01] It's time, let's move on.
[00:14:12] What about Cooper?
[00:14:13] Percatum.
[00:14:14] Time's up.
[00:14:15] Wait!
[00:14:16] Wait!
[00:14:17] Okay.
[00:14:18] Oh my god, it's sub-zero.
[00:14:29] Is this game an insane hit in 1999?
[00:14:36] Really?
[00:14:39] I mean it was Capcom.
[00:14:49] Was this only our console?
[00:15:07] Oh, PS1.
[00:15:15] Well, that's not good.
[00:15:23] This is like Jurassic Park, but it's not funny.
[00:15:29] officially over kitties something's wrong the lights in the guardhouse are
[00:15:35] out maybe this has been a wild night of parting for the guards you know a little
[00:15:43] song just walked away I don't have time for this soldier stay here junior leave
[00:15:55] the guards to me forget about it just let Gale handle this all right it's
[00:16:11] clear bro this shit was next gen in 1999 back yard of the facility okay let's
[00:16:23] This was before sub titles were invented and occupied the control room on the first floor
[00:16:29] I should have access to all the security system from there
[00:16:33] I'll contact you as soon as I've cleared the room. Oh
[00:16:40] Shit, okay, okay, okay, okay
[00:16:46] Insane controls
[00:16:49] It looks like you got a oh
[00:16:51] Oh, that's so weird. Okay.
[00:16:56] Okay, we got a...
[00:16:58] What? Is he already injured?
[00:17:00] Let me guess. This is some of your handiwork, right?
[00:17:03] Dude.
[00:17:04] Hmm.
[00:17:05] Oh wait, no, he's not.
[00:17:06] He's not warm.
[00:17:08] These guards were shooting at something very recently.
[00:17:12] So who were they fighting?
[00:17:14] This wasn't much of a fight.
[00:17:16] I don't think these guards hit anything before getting sliced and diced.
[00:17:19] Whatever they were shooting at came in through there and ripped right through the steel fence.
[00:17:24] Well, the hole is nice and clean. But I still say you could have done this.
[00:17:28] Very funny.
[00:17:30] We still need to figure out what happened here. Continue to sweep the area.
[00:17:34] And I don't even know what they're encountering.
[00:17:38] Okay, I'm sweeping. Sweeping the area.
[00:17:44] Well, insane controls.
[00:17:53] We made it.
[00:17:54] Oh wait, wow, wait.
[00:17:56] What the hell, dude?
[00:17:57] That looks like it's on this side.
[00:18:01] Okay.
[00:18:02] Can I like run?
[00:18:03] Oh, I can run.
[00:18:09] You need the B1 backup generator, dude, a 1999 generator.
[00:18:14] Okay, we'll find it
[00:18:17] Looks like I can break it. Oh item equipped. Okay, we have that. Oh
[00:18:23] Hold up. I think we got a gun. Oh, here we go
[00:18:30] There's gotta be ammo, can you melee? No, maybe not
[00:18:36] PS1 Resident Evil Alchemist. The glass pieces are stained with blood.
[00:18:45] Oh, okay. Material storage. Bags of cement are stacked here.
[00:18:57] Backup generator area. Nice, easy, easy. This looks like you can climb up it or something.
[00:19:13] the central for maintaining the facility. Oh here we go. I like climb this or something.
[00:19:29] No? Can I jump up here?
[00:19:45] Hmm, let me try again.
[00:19:49] It looks like you're supposed to go across.
[00:19:53] Can I move anything else?
[00:19:56] Hmm
[00:20:09] Will you take the med pack oh never mind there you go she can apparently just reach that high
[00:20:20] Come on man, I thought I had to like climb up or something
[00:20:26] You need the B1 generated to this door?
[00:20:29] Okay, so I think in this game you have to go into your items.
[00:20:32] Item.
[00:20:33] Excuse me, I want- oh, that's how you do it.
[00:20:43] It cannot be used here.
[00:20:46] Am I tripping?
[00:20:51] Was this not that key?
[00:20:54] Backup generator and ground level are carved into it.
[00:21:01] I guess not.
[00:21:04] I guess not.
[00:21:07] Let me talk to this guy.
[00:21:10] He's checking the ground.
[00:21:16] Rick can handle the inside of the facility on his own.
[00:21:22] I'm slow going sir. I should leave the inside to Rick.
[00:21:26] Alright we got a key. Alright I'm gonna go to the store again.
[00:21:30] Watchroom of the guard, it's dark and no one seems to be inside.
[00:21:44] Yeah we might need to whip out one of those magazines to tell you what to do.
[00:21:52] We might need to go to GameStop.
[00:21:57] Oh!
[00:21:58] Rick here.
[00:21:59] I'm in.
[00:22:00] The place is deserted, though.
[00:22:02] I have a very bad feeling about this.
[00:22:07] How's the progress going with that security system?
[00:22:10] I don't know what's been going on here, but it looks like all the power in the
[00:22:15] facility's been cut.
[00:22:16] Same here.
[00:22:17] here. As long as that's the situation, there's not a lot I can do. Why don't you see if
[00:22:23] you can gain access to the backup generator on the ground level? I'm on it. Well, that's
[00:22:29] what we're trying to do, bro. What are you doing here? I caught the last part of
[00:22:33] your conversation. By the way, I found a key. Okay. Let's head outside.
[00:22:41] let's head outside we're just gonna leave him in there the backyard you're
[00:22:52] just left passageway to the backup generator all right this guy just
[00:23:03] Hustled all the way. Okay, something's gonna happen here.
[00:23:09] Oh!
[00:23:10] OOF!
[00:23:12] Oh wait!
[00:23:17] Oh my god.
[00:23:33] bro they don't know man they don't know yet
[00:23:38] I'll stand guard here
[00:23:44] you go inside and take a look around all really bro
[00:23:47] you scared okay buddy okay
[00:23:51] look at him he's shaking
[00:23:55] he's shaking bro
[00:24:00] look yeah give me your gun
[00:24:04] It's not cold
[00:24:12] Something tells me we might need a shoot
[00:24:18] All right R1
[00:24:22] Whoa
[00:24:25] 1999 generator a battery charger if I set the battery here I can charge it. All right. Well, we need a battery
[00:24:33] There are three buttons. Which button will you press? I shouldn't press any of these!
[00:24:44] Center! Which button will you press? All right, is this like that? Oh wait, wait a minute.
[00:24:53] You probably just line this up to the knobs left to right.
[00:24:59] That's where I'm at right now.
[00:25:05] Oh, what's wrong button?
[00:25:08] All right, here we go.
[00:25:11] Is it right?
[00:25:12] Is it right?
[00:25:15] Okay, I think that's correct.
[00:25:19] Gamer.
[00:25:20] There's a switch, will you press it?
[00:25:36] Security system online.
[00:25:38] Well, what is that?
[00:25:43] Interact with us?
[00:25:46] Emergency backup power device reminder.
[00:25:48] Use the device to automatically set the batteries.
[00:25:50] remember to keep the battery charged. Okay, I still need a battery. Oh my god.
[00:26:04] Gale?
[00:26:06] Gale!
[00:26:08] Uh oh.
[00:26:10] Maybe he actually...
[00:26:18] Gale?
[00:26:34] Oh no.
[00:26:38] Kill!
[00:26:40] Kill!
[00:26:42] Oh my god!
[00:26:50] This sure looks like a crisis.
[00:26:54] What is this?
[00:27:00] Die!
[00:27:02] Oh my god, oh my god.
[00:27:15] Alright it's dead, it's dead.
[00:27:19] Okay.
[00:27:20] How do I know how hurt I am right now?
[00:27:26] Do I use it?
[00:27:28] Stop the bleeding.
[00:27:29] It probably tells me.
[00:27:30] bullets of 34 I mean that was a lot I used
[00:27:42] that gale or the old corpse will you take the an aid increase the potency of
[00:27:52] items with anesthetic properties that the old dude gale still alive I
[00:27:59] I guess we didn't see his corpse he's gonna show up when we're about to die
[00:28:06] and it's gonna be like oh my god damn and he's gonna have like a scratch on his
[00:28:11] face and he lost his arm and he's like oh you can't touch me you can't get
[00:28:18] rid of me that fast it is locked
[00:28:24] Yeah, we didn't see the corpse, okay, they're setting up the reappearance for later.
[00:28:33] Gale's dead.
[00:28:38] It's Gale.
[00:28:39] I lost him.
[00:28:40] So what's the bad news?
[00:28:41] Did you run into some guards?
[00:28:42] You're not going to believe this.
[00:28:44] He was attacked by some kind of dinosaur.
[00:28:45] Oh-ho.
[00:28:46] That's a good one.
[00:28:47] This he was attacked by some kind of dinosaur
[00:28:58] This isn't a joke you idiot. We were just attacked by a big-ass lizard
[00:29:05] Dude
[00:29:12] Okay, he doesn't believe that there's dinosaurs man
[00:29:17] Are you kidding me your position? Okay, that's where we're headed
[00:29:27] Okay, I needed the key for sure
[00:29:30] Let me just I don't know why I'm gonna go back here. Okay, maybe it's open randomly
[00:29:36] All right, let's go through here
[00:29:40] Right now right we didn't get a brief at all going on this mission
[00:29:47] Office entrance hall.
[00:29:54] What was that?
[00:29:57] One tap.
[00:30:00] The door is locked.
[00:30:05] NAM, Dr. Kirk's lecture, The Future of the Stabilizer.
[00:30:12] N. A. M. Dr. Kirk's lecture, The Future of the Stabilizer.
[00:30:21] There's a ventilation opening.
[00:30:24] I believe I can reach it by climbing.
[00:30:26] Oh, really?
[00:30:28] Really? Do you want to climb to the ventilation opening? I guess so.
[00:30:38] Bam.
[00:30:38] dude vents and generators these devices seem to control the power distribution of
[00:30:47] this facility all right so far gaming 101 you got two different ways to go go
[00:30:59] here first you climb down yes
[00:31:04] Origin of order games?
[00:31:08] Uh-huh.
[00:31:12] That does now sound like good music.
[00:31:16] Ooh, nice.
[00:31:20] Out of atom.
[00:31:24] What's this? You can store medical supplies
[00:31:28] in this. You can get a plug.
[00:31:32] Weird
[00:31:43] Oh, we made it what happened what's our status this security system is a snap from real amateur stuff
[00:31:51] So what exactly happened to get
[00:31:55] Sad that he was attacked by a dinosaur
[00:31:57] Yeah, I couldn't believe it. I just hope he's still alive. Anyway, our first priority is to complete the mission.
[00:32:06] What we ought to do is just call in the chopper and get off this death trap.
[00:32:11] Agreed.
[00:32:12] That's a great idea. But Cooper has the radio and he's missing.
[00:32:19] Hey, what's with this monitor?
[00:32:21] That's the security monitor for the underground area. The camera's offline.
[00:32:27] So I take it that means power still hasn't been restored to the area.
[00:32:32] Exactly. They must have that area wired to a different power system than the ground level.
[00:32:38] We can investigate that area after we've finished our sweep of the ground level.
[00:32:43] Okay. Then I'll take care of the shutters that are blocking the way.
[00:32:47] You walk your way in, grab the dock, and then run away back here.
[00:32:55] Yo, squeaky chair-dead.
[00:32:58] Shush.
[00:33:00] An ID card is required to operate this elevator.
[00:33:04] I'm gonna stay here, where if there are dinosaurs, I ain't forgetting to eat them, alright?
[00:33:10] You go, then I'll...
[00:33:13] Now what I want to know is where those things are coming from.
[00:33:22] Who will win the Daytona 500? I don't follow it, I don't know.
[00:33:29] Will you press the switch? Yes, nothing happened.
[00:33:35] Okay, well that didn't help. I thought he said he was gonna get the doors.
[00:33:43] Whoa, what is this?
[00:33:49] Oh, we got a shoddy, but I have no ammo.
[00:33:56] Next to a save.
[00:33:58] Collect the code disk with the same mark and set both parts into the door.
[00:34:03] The code disk.
[00:34:08] Something seems to be inside the cardboard box.
[00:34:12] Used for red, green, and yellow boxes.
[00:34:15] Oh, sure, that's for, oh, a switch, well, you press it.
[00:34:22] Okay. Some emails.
[00:34:26] And email time with new employee education.
[00:34:29] Will you read the email?
[00:34:30] Please inform the new employees onto this department
[00:34:33] about the DDK system as follows.
[00:34:34] The digital disk key or DDK system secures our most
[00:34:37] important areas with an advanced locking device
[00:34:39] to release the locks protected by the DDK preparer
[00:34:42] set the following two data disks at the locking device near the door. Code disk X, input disk X,
[00:34:48] the type of the D2K you need is indicated by the door A, B, etc. If the D2K type you use
[00:34:52] does not match, you cannot release the lock. Before operating the system, make sure that your
[00:34:56] D2K type matches the door you wish to unlock. All right. Oh my god! That's actually what we have.
[00:35:12] It appears to be a panel that can unlock the electronic lock.
[00:35:17] There is a panel here that accepts a numeric code.
[00:35:19] Will you enter a number?
[00:35:21] Wall.
[00:35:24] No way.
[00:35:27] Nothing happened.
[00:35:29] Oh, man.
[00:35:31] All right, we'll come back.
[00:35:35] He has been gouged in the torso.
[00:35:37] We have a lot of different things now. Can I interact with this door? Will you save your
[00:35:46] progress up to this point? Yes. Nice. 20 minutes.
[00:35:55] I took care of the center.
[00:36:00] You should be able to access the control panel.
[00:36:05] Ah.
[00:36:06] Ready?
[00:36:07] That was quick.
[00:36:09] Thanks.
[00:36:10] Hey girl, just get going.
[00:36:14] Okay.
[00:36:15] Uh oh.
[00:36:16] Oh I went, oh my god.
[00:36:20] Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
[00:36:24] Haha idiot you're telling me they had this security system with the generator shut down
[00:36:40] Okay, this is not my fault this is a self-inflicted bro don't do it again
[00:36:47] Yeah, oh I see why you do it actually, wait.
[00:36:53] Oh, it's not like a nice zap.
[00:36:57] Oh yeah, okay.
[00:37:00] Alright, okay, I see the appeal.
[00:37:13] Oh my god.
[00:37:17] What the hell is this?
[00:37:24] Bro, this was someone's Final Fantasy X in 1999.
[00:37:31] Okay, this was revolutionary.
[00:37:35] Did they get a message that symbol N is inscribed?
[00:37:43] Okay, well, okay, hold on, chill. We need a bunch of these DDKs.
[00:37:57] This looks like a door. You need the entrance key to open this door.
[00:38:06] Chat, make mental notes of all of these doors, please.
[00:38:16] Whoa.
[00:38:17] Oh, this is where I was earlier.
[00:38:21] Nothing happened. He needs to turn that on.
[00:38:24] Ah.
[00:38:26] Okay.
[00:38:28] At least we know that's where that connects.
[00:38:31] Let's go up the stairs. Unless there's something underneath.
[00:38:38] All of these need the DDK stuff.
[00:38:44] That was the same door, wasn't it? Lol.
[00:38:52] Oh, you have to interact with the main entrance.
[00:39:07] All to F.
[00:39:17] Ow.
[00:39:20] Ow.
[00:39:22] Ow. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Alright, yeah, that was a little wild. Ow, I'm actually
[00:39:46] hurt okay that hurt but I did it on purpose to save how we do this it still
[00:39:54] doesn't tell me
[00:39:57] Nice, Hemostat Plus?
[00:40:08] Oh, damn.
[00:40:12] Do I need this?
[00:40:19] I thought that worked. I'll use the shotgun. I just assumed I'd like no ammo. Now I have
[00:40:32] ammo. Nice. We're locked and loaded now. Nice. I was right. I didn't have ammo.
[00:40:48] H. Oh, this is it.
[00:40:55] Wait.
[00:40:57] Alright, I need two things, then I can't do this yet, apparently.
[00:41:11] I need the other part.
[00:41:14] I need two things.
[00:41:20] Oh my god!
[00:41:37] You're kidding. You're kidding.
[00:41:39] Oh my god, okay, so that's how you know you're bleeding it's actually it's actually visible
[00:41:47] We're gonna stay bleeding
[00:41:53] Let's read this while I'm ballooning out.
[00:42:13] Chemical Manu is the brochure of a pharmaceutical company.
[00:42:17] Will you read the file?
[00:42:18] No.
[00:42:19] Don't do this, bro.
[00:42:24] My mom and who's figuring these out?
[00:42:28] In these type of games you gotta run away?
[00:42:30] Yeah, I think I do start running away.
[00:42:33] I swear there's something behind one of these pictures.
[00:42:36] No.
[00:42:37] I'm gonna read it.
[00:42:43] This will have the code
[00:42:53] God damn it it doesn't there's nothing there
[00:42:59] Zero four two six oh yeah, you remember when you played this long ago
[00:43:06] right right dude I'm bleeding out
[00:43:21] Communication area, whoa, hold on, there might be something over here, okay, no, that's
[00:43:43] a whole area, let's go back, what's in this room?
[00:43:49] antenna room. This is where we get our ride out of here. A memo from an engineer. I just
[00:44:00] saw it. As a matter of the time, the experiment has been assigned here in a common problem
[00:44:16] that they don't know how to use the DDK here. Some points that may not be clear in the manual.
[00:44:20] Seven, six, eight, seven. Make sure that your step becomes
[00:44:22] noted as important information after you set the data that was locked in the device.
[00:44:25] So, be asked to enter the password code you would then need to derive the code by using the
[00:44:28] basic elimination rule. Element it the key letters to reveal the correct code.
[00:44:33] Be sure to try this out by setting an actual DDK to the door locking device.
[00:44:36] For example, code I is key x, y, z. In the above case, the correct password would be open.
[00:44:46] Okay. It is a small hatch used for antenna maintenance. That's it.
[00:44:53] Chat, what was the code? 7-8-6-7? 7-6-8-7. All right. 7-6-8-7. Here we go.
[00:45:04] 7-6-8-7. I'm going to bleed out.
[00:45:13] Give me the goods, give me the goods, 7, 6, 8, 7.
[00:45:35] Whoa.
[00:45:37] Yeah, you can remodel your handgun into a Glock.
[00:45:42] A glickety-glackety?
[00:45:45] Do you want a glickety-glackety?
[00:45:47] Shish!
[00:45:49] Glick-a-loo?
[00:45:50] Glickety?
[00:45:51] Glickety?
[00:45:56] I think I installed it. It looked like I did. It was kind of sudden.
[00:46:08] Bro, what was that? What was that thing even saying?
[00:46:12] I understand I have this is H
[00:46:23] Where do you set the code though I
[00:46:28] Saw the file I still need to find it. I think I still need to find it look like it was like a
[00:46:37] It looked like it was
[00:46:39] Oh, it was the disk from earlier, but it will tell me to insert it, insert it properly,
[00:46:46] probably.
[00:46:47] Let me check the map.
[00:46:50] I think this tells me.
[00:46:52] Uh, there's the map.
[00:46:54] Oh, it doesn't tell me if I got everything?
[00:46:57] Uh-oh.
[00:46:58] It's not like, uh, old Resident Evil.
[00:47:07] I
[00:47:10] Were the hell am I going now is the question
[00:47:15] I've clearly gone through everything, but I am lost I'm officially lost. Oh
[00:47:29] My god, you know what I didn't do I'm dumb the long path. I don't know why I didn't go that way
[00:47:37] Why didn't I go that way?
[00:47:50] It looks like you can maybe push the box.
[00:47:53] Yeah, maybe I've been bleeding out so much it might be worth using this now.
[00:48:01] There you go.
[00:48:03] Still ble- oh, there we go.
[00:48:05] Okay.
[00:48:06] The medkit stops the bleeding apparently.
[00:48:11] You just have to take a little bit of damage.
[00:48:16] Okay, nice.
[00:48:19] What is this?
[00:48:24] What type of ammo?
[00:48:26] Oh, it's a medpack.
[00:48:30] Of course.
[00:48:31] Now a dino is gonna spawn on my way back.
[00:48:41] Or not.
[00:48:42] Really?
[00:48:43] It was a dead end?
[00:48:46] For a what?
[00:48:55] So now I actually have to go back.
[00:48:58] This is before yellow paint was invented we gotta go all the way back management office
[00:49:22] hallway oh yeah this oh yeah true I have to go this way whoa like the input
[00:49:43] disc with the same mark and oh my god that's what we need
[00:49:54] oh my god
[00:50:07] oh the door's still intact perfect perfect
[00:50:12] Alright, now we go back.
[00:50:17] Well, we both know your weakness.
[00:50:27] I like this as a waste.
[00:50:31] But now I'm not bleeding.
[00:50:32] Oh, I am still bleeding, never mind.
[00:50:45] Alright, this better be the greatest door I've ever unlocked in my life.
[00:50:57] At this rate.
[00:50:59] please input pbcfgi
[00:51:16] head
[00:51:17] I see the rhythm
[00:51:20] boys you would have had to have gone on your little fucking bike
[00:51:27] And been like, you like that, mom?
[00:51:30] And went down to the game stop.
[00:51:33] And had to ask the guy, how do I beat this?
[00:51:37] Back in the day, man.
[00:51:41] How do I beat this?
[00:51:48] She threw him.
[00:51:50] Survivor.
[00:51:52] Isn't that Dr. Kirk?
[00:51:54] Are you from the rescue team?
[00:51:55] Dude.
[00:51:56] I... yes, yes I am. Do you know where I can find Dr. Kirk?
[00:52:02] Kirk? That fool. What's he plotting now?
[00:52:08] What are you talking about?
[00:52:12] Here. Take this.
[00:52:15] What's this for?
[00:52:17] I don't know. Told me. Extremely vital.
[00:52:23] Whoa. Okay, best vital panel key one.
[00:52:31] Bro, wake up! Okay.
[00:52:40] More shotgun bullets.
[00:52:45] Oh, another one.
[00:52:48] N.
[00:52:49] A commemorative medal is displayed here. There are two slots under the frame where panel keys can be inserted.
[00:52:58] Handle? Oh my god! Good!
[00:53:06] Oh god! Get it!
[00:53:09] Yo!
[00:53:15] Is this a boss fight?
[00:53:17] Ah!
[00:53:19] Where are you?
[00:53:23] Saved.
[00:53:27] That was wild, huh?
[00:53:29] That was wild.
[00:53:33] Panel he won?
[00:53:35] Panel?
[00:53:37] me this is for back all the way here to that one area on the other side of where
[00:53:57] that dino was maybe I can access that now
[00:54:15] okay apparently I'm wrong with the action switch
[00:54:18] Ow! Ow!
[00:54:20] What?
[00:54:22] Okay, I'm wrong.
[00:54:24] I'm wrong and lost.
[00:54:32] Maybe I go all the way back.
[00:54:36] the place I just left you're saying go back to
[00:54:56] Oh my f***ing god, mother a*****
[00:55:01] Dude
[00:55:06] 1v1 the raptor?
[00:55:14] Why are you making me do- you have to kill it?
[00:55:19] Is this true?
[00:55:20] I'm gonna die bro
[00:55:24] Is this truth?
[00:55:26] I don't know.
[00:55:43] I have no meds.
[00:55:44] This seems like a bad idea, dude, and then I'm going to have to get all this over again.
[00:55:53] There's no way I can trank the T-Rex.
[00:55:57] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:56:05] I think he's gone.
[00:56:17] Where are you, you lizard shit?
[00:56:21] Where'd you go?
[00:56:26] Oh my God!
[00:56:33] Whoops!
[00:56:35] Dude, why did you tell me to come back here?
[00:56:46] I have the keys.
[00:56:58] Lull.
[00:57:10] little
[00:57:15] So you do have to open yeah you do have to do this
[00:57:22] You do take from your inventory sometimes there's a number bro
[00:57:33] I don't know what the number
[00:57:35] Nothing happened.
[00:57:40] It's a long code.
[00:57:48] 705037.
[00:57:51] Okay.
[00:57:52] Kind of just like, I don't know what it is.
[00:57:54] It just came to me.
[00:57:56] Something just like came to me.
[00:57:58] It was a vision.
[00:58:00] It was a some Sunday vision oh my god oh my god it's coming back to me because I forgot
[00:58:15] it the code is seven oh my god I don't know what it is it's a rare vision 0 5 3 0 7
[00:58:30] Ah, you're broke, a hot, broke.
[00:58:33] Are you kidding me right now?
[00:58:40] Oh my god.
[00:58:43] The letter L.
[00:58:45] See, shh.
[00:58:47] Not put that in a save too.
[00:58:50] Alright, so that didn't help anything because I'm still lost.
[00:59:03] I'm still lost.
[00:59:05] There was a plug for the battery?
[00:59:09] That leads to nothing.
[00:59:12] I think I gotta go all the way back.
[00:59:35] Okay, yeah, this is what I can't go through.
[00:59:37] I have to go all the way back to the vent then.
[00:59:42] How do I go all the way back? I don't remember. Maybe I can climb back up to the vent.
[00:59:48] The amount of loading screens?
[00:59:58] That's what I'm saying.
[01:00:01] I totally do not. Dude, I'm just like popping through. Oh, here we go.
[01:00:07] Can you read chat and play games at the same time?
[01:00:21] I'm flattered that you think it's a skill, but it's not.
[01:00:25] But if you think it is, um, you know some people are just gifted with it, some aren't.
[01:00:32] I don't know.
[01:00:33] I don't know.
[01:00:34] I don't know what to tell you.
[01:00:37] I'm flattered.
[01:00:44] Why not pull all of these here?
[01:00:55] Am I still bleeding?
[01:01:02] I'm not bleeding anymore talk to this guy. Oh
[01:01:11] It has been an hour guys. This was dino crisis heavily voted for pretty cool man pretty cool
[01:01:19] That's cool, bro. I can see why your grandpa like that game dude
[01:01:28] Next game
[01:01:32] Next game.
[01:01:39] Thank you God, holy shit.
[01:01:48] Alright, the next game as we continue.
[01:01:53] We are jumping to another one.
[01:01:58] Honestly, this is one of those games where low.
[01:02:01] I'll be honest did not need a sequel IMO did not need a sequel
[01:02:10] But here we are
[01:02:12] literally no one really
[01:02:15] Pairs I think
[01:02:17] But you know what it was voted for
[01:02:20] Let's see. I could be wrong. What if the what if this is better than the
[01:02:25] first one
[01:02:27] Maybe the joke still hit
[01:02:29] Let's see let's see
[01:02:32] The next game I
[01:02:36] Don't think the other the sequel but here we are
[01:02:42] There's no nez watch it be amazing
[01:02:48] Another brand new release
[01:02:59] See what we have here.
[01:03:04] Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.
[01:03:11] See what we have here, boys.
[01:03:18] I forgot.
[01:03:21] I forgot, was this game from the creators of Rick and Morty or something?
[01:03:31] Oh, so this is their game studio?
[01:03:41] I don't know if I beat the first one, did I?
[01:03:51] I played a decent amount, I don't know if I beat it.
[01:03:58] Ah, let's see, like I said, I don't think this needed a second one, let's see.
[01:04:08] I could be wrong, this could actually be amazing.
[01:04:10] as was so Sundays for what should be like wait a minute
[01:04:23] away all the shaders are blinking hold up hold up
[01:04:31] hold on hold on
[01:04:40] Oh, that's taking a bit of time. There's a lot of... Oh, this is a...
[01:04:45] It's going through the shader building.
[01:04:55] Oh, no, man. 10K PC doesn't matter.
[01:04:59] All right, there it is locked in
[01:05:19] Why didn't you finish the fruit game? Oh, yeah, dude, I kind of just like didn't it was good though satisfying to play
[01:05:26] Someone said I was near the end
[01:05:29] Oh
[01:05:46] Once I get chat oh, they just throw you right in huh streamer mode
[01:05:59] All right, as we were, all right, let's do this, we've got with us the famous bounty
[01:06:16] who took down the evil G3 drug cartel.
[01:06:19] Happy to be here, Jimmy.
[01:06:21] That's going in, Tixie.
[01:06:23] I'll give it up again for the G3 killer, everybody.
[01:06:26] We love the G3 killer!
[01:06:28] We love the G3 killer! Can I get an autograph?
[01:06:31] Oh, we're kind of in a hurry trying to save your lives.
[01:06:35] Wait, wait. Throw me a picture of your face, please.
[01:06:37] We never get to see you under your helmet.
[01:06:39] Fine, fine. But just one.
[01:06:43] Thank you, thank you. Make it look just like you.
[01:06:45] Oh my god!
[01:06:47] Sure, draw?
[01:06:49] Really?
[01:06:51] Thank you so much!
[01:06:53] I'll treasure this forever!
[01:06:55] Me next! Me next!
[01:06:57] You've beaten so many characters and saved so many lives.
[01:07:01] But what's your favorite part of being a famous bowler?
[01:07:05] You've beaten so many characters and saved so many lives, but what's your favorite part of being a famous vampire?
[01:07:14] Uh, helping to get the killing? Oh my God.
[01:07:19] I'd say the killing, probably, yeah.
[01:07:21] Oh my, well, leaving the bloodthirsty old knifey the talking knife to say something like that.
[01:07:27] I'm always saying if there's any stuff here, hey come here, get close and let me stab you!
[01:07:33] I
[01:07:36] Got another big question for you. Tell me is it nice having so many adoring fans
[01:07:46] Oh my god
[01:07:57] Trust me, it'll be really good for us. It's like
[01:08:03] jump on stuff I don't know look if you don't want to do it we don't have to do
[01:08:09] it
[01:08:33] I will say, this game looks insane.
[01:08:40] Go Gagas, your time, baby!
[01:08:45] We got this!
[01:08:46] We got this!
[01:08:47] Okay, your next gig is for uh, be an energy drink.
[01:08:54] Bounty juice, really cool stuff.
[01:08:56] They're putting you on a can and everything.
[01:08:59] Hey, hey, hey, I gotta pay for these new legs somehow. Look. They just need you to stand. Oh my god
[01:09:06] Pretty it'll be easy peasy in and out
[01:09:09] All right, what do you leave a little duck? Yes, baby. Come on. Just wait. I you want me to turn the FOV up
[01:09:15] There's a slider. I didn't really think it was that bad
[01:09:19] There you go, bro. Better 101
[01:09:29] That looks amazing!
[01:09:31] Now, we're gonna suck it in the product.
[01:09:33] Make it look real cool, like you do this every day.
[01:09:37] Uh, sure. I can do that with my trip home.
[01:09:39] Shit!
[01:09:41] No, no, no, no, no, no, that's perfect!
[01:09:43] Amazing! Cut!
[01:09:44] Right! We've got it!
[01:09:46] Hey!
[01:09:47] It's almost up!
[01:09:48] It's the final week of dating with the stars,
[01:09:51] and we're all waiting to hear your decision.
[01:09:53] Which of these lucky hotties will get your rooms?
[01:09:57] Oh, what the heck?
[01:09:59] Who will it be?
[01:10:01] Oh my god.
[01:10:03] Will you pick Margaret Spooble Duke, the beautiful heiress of the Spooble Duke fortune, or Danny Graves, the timid bookshop owner who picked you that delicious buncake?
[01:10:12] Or maybe you'll pick Blengus.
[01:10:15] Blengus?
[01:10:16] I bet you're gonna pick Blengus.
[01:10:18] Blengus is so fucking hot.
[01:10:20] If you don't pick Blengus, I'm gonna pick Blengus.
[01:10:23] I'm definitely all over that Blengus ship.
[01:10:26] Wow.
[01:10:30] Okay, all yours, man.
[01:10:32] All yours.
[01:10:36] He wanted Blankets.
[01:10:50] Is that the babysitter?
[01:10:56] in an eco-terrorist cell blowing up buildings or whatever you do. We only blow up bad buildings mom
[01:11:03] and it's for no good cause. You never understand, honey. You'll thank us when we're in a good job
[01:11:08] because you don't have a criminal record. Yeah, and what do you know dad? You're just off in your
[01:11:13] old world while mom goes to the movies with Let's Do It. Let's Do It is just a good friend.
[01:11:19] Let's do it!
[01:11:22] Let's do it!
[01:11:29] Honey, I'm so sorry I was going to tell you.
[01:11:33] Yeah, uh, I was gonna tell you not to come by.
[01:11:36] Thanks for bringing by my old CVs.
[01:11:39] Uh, yeah, happy to help.
[01:11:42] This is like a hole!
[01:11:49] Nebula. Uh-oh, gosh.
[01:11:51] What is your sister getting herself into?
[01:11:54] Things are getting a little more...
[01:11:56] serious with the bleeding stars.
[01:11:58] Harper and I are gonna have to go back off the grid for a bit.
[01:12:01] I promise we'll reach out if we need any help.
[01:12:04] See you around, I guess.
[01:12:06] I mean, look, I still see you around, but you get it, right?
[01:12:11] Oh, come on, Plagueis! You're not breaking up with us, are you?
[01:12:15] And that be-
[01:12:16] I don't know. Distantly, Lee. Like you're just going through the motions.
[01:12:22] This could be you one day, you know. Sure. Today I might be the bounty.
[01:12:26] But the boss wouldn't lie.
[01:12:28] I'm not born to kill me, aren't ya? For my bounty?
[01:12:33] Yeah. I do deserve it.
[01:12:37] I can't stop killing humans, man.
[01:12:40] Cause I'm sick! I just...
[01:12:42] Oh, I love the way you're kind, Scream.
[01:12:45] I'm gonna bear me cold and kill!
[01:12:47] So, you finally found me.
[01:12:50] Go ahead! Make it quick! Don't feel bad!
[01:12:53] I'm a human teal-a. I knew it would come to this one day.
[01:12:57] Five years strapped in here...
[01:12:58] Hi, I'm a bounty hunter.
[01:12:59] Here's a good run! But when you see God, I'm not a fan...
[01:13:03] There you go.
[01:13:04] What?!
[01:13:05] I knew I couldn't run forever.
[01:13:07] I've been doing crypto drug goals under so many hands.
[01:13:11] Christopher Scotland, Christopher Moon, Christopher Planet.
[01:13:18] But you bounty hunters were always on my tail, good for you.
[01:13:23] Well you caught me now, and if you don't kill me, I'm just going to swindle even more innocent people out of their life savings.
[01:13:31] You have my word, I'll do it, and I'll enjoy it.
[01:13:35] Just like I enjoyed all of the other ones.
[01:13:38] And you know what I'm doing with their money?
[01:13:41] I haven't figured it out yet.
[01:13:43] I thought maybe I'd get an idea after I've been doing it for a while.
[01:13:47] But I just haven't.
[01:13:49] Honestly, it's kind of nice just seeing it in my bank account.
[01:13:53] Or sort of not even seeing it in my bank account.
[01:13:55] I just sort of go to the grocery store and I buy what I want
[01:13:58] and I don't have to check it.
[01:14:00] Because I know I have money.
[01:14:03] And I'm gonna have more money the longer I do this
[01:14:07] Honestly
[01:14:11] But if you don't feel like doing it right now, you can come back later when I have more money
[01:14:18] But you know, you just kill me
[01:14:21] All right. Oh, you did I thought I was gonna keep going
[01:14:26] Oh
[01:14:33] So I sold some humans, it's just fucking drugs anyway.
[01:14:36] Get used to it, fucker.
[01:14:37] Come on, kill me.
[01:14:38] Pretend to be a big shot.
[01:14:40] Lie to yourself a little longer.
[01:14:44] Okay.
[01:14:45] Sorry, mate, I gotta kill ya.
[01:14:46] Oh my God.
[01:14:50] We're just gonna kill this thing?
[01:14:55] Okay.
[01:15:00] Oh my God.
[01:15:01] Stabbing getting boring
[01:15:06] Yeah, you know what I'll give it so this is a good intro to a game. All right great tutorial intro
[01:15:19] It is a good intro
[01:15:28] This gun does anything
[01:15:31] Oh, there you go.
[01:15:37] What?
[01:15:38] Oh, my God.
[01:15:41] No.
[01:15:42] Oh, my God.
[01:15:45] No.
[01:15:46] Oh, my God.
[01:15:49] Oh, my God.
[01:15:52] Oh, my God.
[01:15:55] Oh, my God.
[01:15:58] oh my god no what else is there to say I mean you've done it all saved humanity
[01:16:05] traveled the galaxy dated Blengus I guess the only question I have left is
[01:16:10] what's next what's next this is the house
[01:16:23] okay
[01:16:27] Okay
[01:16:31] Live love clock
[01:16:34] What is this thing a
[01:16:38] Transporter
[01:16:45] Let's go upstairs
[01:16:56] We got a lava lamp. What's in here? The closet? Hmm.
[01:17:14] So there's something in here I got to do. I just, I just, I don't know. This is on
[01:17:19] here. Do you really like the lava lamp?
[01:17:27] Let's try leaving the house. Maybe I can leave
[01:17:32] Maybe it is the front door I need to exit. Oh
[01:17:40] Hey kid, it's me Gene
[01:17:43] You too many quiet nights, and it's getting cramped in this glorified tour bus
[01:17:48] Why do you say we all go out for dinner tonight?
[01:17:50] What the hell dude? This is a- I live in a museum?
[01:18:02] The three of your guns.
[01:18:14] What's up bud? Don't pick me up!
[01:18:20] Take your time. Old Gus can wait!
[01:18:23] Oh, look at you. You couldn't stay away from good old Gus, could you?
[01:18:27] Damn you, that fool. Can I tell you that?
[01:18:31] Yes. All previous lore.
[01:18:46] Hey, fuckface! Get out of here! Sorry for swearing.
[01:18:50] fuck yeah Norfie's here that's me Norfie I love you
[01:18:57] ah we got Nify what else do we have here I have 900,000 credits
[01:19:20] Okay, you can stretch guns?
[01:19:28] Well, we're famous and then we're living in our museum.
[01:19:42] We saved the galaxy.
[01:19:45] That's me right there.
[01:19:47] You were watching TV earlier, right?
[01:19:49] Did you happen to have the news on?
[01:19:51] Head back to the house exhibit.
[01:19:53] You, uh, might want to see this.
[01:19:55] Why do they have to call a rain check on dinner?
[01:19:57] See me and man?
[01:19:59] We saved the galaxy.
[01:20:01] What happened?
[01:20:03] What's wrong, Gene?
[01:20:05] Uh...
[01:20:07] There's no easy way to save this kid.
[01:20:09] But I think your sister Lizzie's in serious trouble.
[01:20:12] What? Really?
[01:20:14] The Bernie forums are going nuts.
[01:20:16] You know that rebel outfit Lizzie rolls with? The bleeding stars?
[01:20:19] Looks like they got into some sort of trouble and...
[01:20:22] Shit.
[01:20:23] Ah...
[01:20:24] Now there's a bounty on her head.
[01:20:26] A bounty? For Lizzie?
[01:20:28] A huge bounty.
[01:20:30] That's not good.
[01:20:31] Ah, yeah.
[01:20:32] She's gonna have a lot of bounty hunters gunning for her.
[01:20:35] We gotta do something like big time.
[01:20:37] Dust off the bounty 5,000 and select your sister's bounty.
[01:20:41] We need to intercept this thing.
[01:20:43] I know your sister's in trouble,
[01:20:45] But I'll be honest. I was craving some action. Let's do this!
[01:20:51] Alright, let's see. The portal.
[01:20:55] It was only a matter of time. Uh-oh.
[01:21:00] Fifteen million.
[01:21:01] Alright, good. Just hop to the portal. That's as close as I can get you.
[01:21:08] So this is what brings us back. Yeah, I think his eye is gone.
[01:21:13] Yeah, his eyes no longer with us.
[01:21:16] Whoa!
[01:21:17] Swapping team, you can count on us.
[01:21:21] Just try to keep a low profile.
[01:21:23] The last thing you want to do in this situation is fight another bounty hunter.
[01:21:27] I'll catch you, champ, and it isn't so wormy if they do that.
[01:21:31] We're trying past them.
[01:21:33] Free gripping, peace-fencer.
[01:21:34] Humans are aliens, too!
[01:21:35] No way!
[01:21:36] Fuck you!
[01:21:37] Humans don't belong in suits!
[01:21:38] No way!
[01:21:39] Fuck you!
[01:21:40] Humans are aliens, too!
[01:21:41] No way! Fuck you!
[01:21:43] You can't get down!
[01:21:45] I'll shoot you!
[01:21:47] Humans!
[01:21:49] Hey, you here for the protest?
[01:21:52] Uh, maybe? What do you protest?
[01:21:54] This shoe keeps humans in captivity.
[01:21:57] You know they're sending teases, right?
[01:21:59] Unlike what Big Karma would do.
[01:22:01] Oh, that's no good. They're actually here to save a human.
[01:22:04] We support the cause, right?
[01:22:06] Represent!
[01:22:07] Are you?
[01:22:08] You are!
[01:22:09] Oh my god
[01:22:39] Who's sweet? Who's sweet here?
[01:22:57] Oh, that worked.
[01:23:04] Can I access these? Let's see.
[01:23:06] Nope.
[01:23:08] Make way for Recticle!
[01:23:11] I'm coming for you, bleeding star Lizzie!
[01:23:14] Oh shit!
[01:23:16] Hey, I just detected a big explosion in the aviary!
[01:23:19] Oh, we got it!
[01:23:21] Signal says Lizzie's near there.
[01:23:23] Quick, make sure she didn't get blown up.
[01:23:25] Already on it!
[01:23:28] Ah, so we have here.
[01:23:30] Yeah, put the FOV all the way up just to see how it looks.
[01:23:37] 120.
[01:23:38] Better?
[01:23:39] Yeah, you're gonna see us a lot in this game.
[01:23:49] What is this gun doing?
[01:23:59] Oh, it's a shotgun.
[01:24:04] You're bigger than we thought!
[01:24:05] You're trespassing a new property!
[01:24:07] You're so far!
[01:24:09] Who's the secret benefit of being free from your war?
[01:24:12] You've decided to kill me!
[01:24:14] How was there even a catch to kill?
[01:24:18] I had your message for war!
[01:24:19] Try to kill a king like that!
[01:24:24] Who even did a happy work?
[01:24:26] I loot this.
[01:24:33] Yeah, I can dodge.
[01:25:26] bubble. Hey there, Sudo here, your personal onboard bounty hunting operating system. Good question,
[01:25:33] it seems that Muglop's game mass went under great temporal stress. Muglop makes them bigger. Yep,
[01:25:40] and their epidermal layer is highly elastic, which means... Yeah, we get it. Jump on that
[01:25:45] little fat fucker to get out of here. I'll be moving a little bit. There we go.
[01:25:56] Why is this so difficult?
[01:26:03] No, he has to pick him up.
[01:26:18] No, he has to pick him up.
[01:26:25] He has to pick him up.
[01:26:36] Is there multiple queues?
[01:26:50] It doesn't inflate any further.
[01:27:02] I literally jumped out of me board and now it's not doing it.
[01:27:26] What if I spawn another one in?
[01:27:32] I like that
[01:27:42] I like that
[01:28:02] Jumping and Ki, I just did.
[01:28:14] There's no way jumping is this ridiculous in this game.
[01:28:20] I don't believe it.
[01:28:27] Wait! Oh! It has to be in the temporal rift. You don't shoot the rift at it.
[01:28:57] Oh, I didn't catch that.
[01:29:04] Wow.
[01:29:07] Oh, I didn't catch that.
[01:29:17] Wow
[01:29:41] This music is insane
[01:29:47] I don't know, get to the aviary.
[01:30:13] Oh, that's not the aviary Oh, we got another bounty hunter.
[01:30:30] Let's go over to the final one.
[01:30:32] Gonna have to find another way in.
[01:30:34] I'll be careful I'll take your kid to work day.
[01:30:36] Oh ho ho! Didn't expect someone of your caliber to show up.
[01:30:40] See there kiddo, this is one of the most famous bounty hunters who ever lived.
[01:30:45] Took down the entire G3 cartel.
[01:30:48] I did, I did.
[01:30:49] You know how they did it? They followed the golden rule.
[01:30:52] Never kill another bounty hunter.
[01:30:55] That's right. You are the G3 killer, right?
[01:30:57] Yeah yeah, we are. But look.
[01:30:59] Look, maybe you and your kids should stay out of this one.
[01:31:01] Oh, my son and I are definitely getting a piece of the action.
[01:31:06] Grotten for taking your kid to work day.
[01:31:08] Wouldn't want to miss getting front row seats to your moves out there.
[01:31:11] Yeah, I've got so much to learn.
[01:31:14] Sure thing, kid.
[01:31:15] See y'all there in the battlefield.
[01:31:17] Oh, what the heck?
[01:31:18] Some people say it's irresponsible of me to fool them.
[01:31:22] My very young child with me on bounty hunting missions.
[01:31:26] but
[01:31:30] you're going somewhere with that well thinking about it now i guess they're actually right
[01:31:35] i'm probably gonna die god damn it man bring him home
[01:31:40] Oh my god.
[01:31:58] Oh it's in the hot walls.
[01:32:02] Hot walls boys! Hot walls!
[01:32:10] That's what...
[01:32:11] Who goes there?
[01:32:12] You?
[01:32:13] Oh, great.
[01:32:14] Now you suddenly decide to help.
[01:32:16] What?!
[01:32:17] Hey, guys!
[01:32:18] What up?
[01:32:19] Getting lost, I can handle this myself.
[01:32:21] Whoa, what's with the attitude?
[01:32:22] Sorry, she's been through a lot.
[01:32:25] Do you even know what I've been up to all these years?
[01:32:27] While you've been partying and going on talk shows,
[01:32:30] I've been trying to save humanity.
[01:32:32] Huh?
[01:32:33] I thought Comet's already safe.
[01:32:35] What did we miss?
[01:32:37] This is...
[01:32:37] We've got her corner.
[01:32:38] Oh shit
[01:32:44] They beat us to it back it in hunters they gave it our best shot, but the G3 killer is number one for a reason
[01:32:55] No
[01:33:08] I had to
[01:33:14] what else are we gonna do
[01:33:18] this is kinda nice
[01:33:22] I missed playing alongside you guys
[01:33:26] another sniper
[01:33:30] ah I see what you're doing
[01:33:34] You see what you're doing? It's all part of your figure strategy to support the team.
[01:33:40] Yes, it is.
[01:33:52] You can literally kill her and it ends the game.
[01:33:55] Really?
[01:34:04] I think that's all of them.
[01:34:33] What do you want? There. You saved me. Leave now.
[01:34:40] Where did he wait?
[01:34:42] Come on, bro. Whoa.
[01:34:48] Oh, it's this bounty hunter. The Rectacle?
[01:34:55] I saw what you did, hero. Killing your own kind.
[01:34:59] You broke the bounty hunter code fucko gonna have your own bounty now worth twice as much as that terrorist Lizzie
[01:35:13] What a lucky day for a rectangle
[01:35:17] Rectical oh my god
[01:35:22] Now we're even we can handle this without you
[01:35:29] God damn it, Repticle. You should've just shot, man.
[01:35:41] Pick up the skateboard?
[01:35:43] We're just gonna take a skateboard?
[01:35:57] Nope.
[01:35:59] how to do and this video popped up.
[01:36:02] Sure, the teacher had used that trick, maybe.
[01:36:05] Good luck.
[01:36:06] What's up?
[01:36:06] If you're watching this video,
[01:36:07] you just purchased one of our Skateboard City
[01:36:09] skateboard products and you're probably wondering,
[01:36:12] how the heck do I use it?
[01:36:14] Well, I've got great news for you.
[01:36:16] I'm Mark Siddler, the youngest ever CPL
[01:36:18] of Skateboard City, who is the official
[01:36:20] Skateboard City Skateboard Product tutorial.
[01:36:23] if
[01:36:31] others at least the space as a part
[01:36:39] of the first thing you don't want to do is mount your state for
[01:36:41] two days of
[01:36:47] to hear at Skateboard City, you define the way you skate.
[01:36:52] Nice.
[01:36:55] Now if you want a steer, which can be very thrilling on one of our official Skateboard City Skateboard products,
[01:37:00] you're mostly going to be moving the camera around,
[01:37:03] with either the right joystick or your mouse.
[01:37:05] I can't know which one of these you're using.
[01:37:08] I can't know everything.
[01:37:10] I wish I could know everything.
[01:37:12] Because then maybe I could have saved my dad.
[01:37:14] Damn!
[01:37:15] What the hell?
[01:37:18] Wait, what?
[01:37:20] Not so fast, Trader!
[01:37:22] He can't kill me that easy!
[01:37:25] What the heck just happened?
[01:37:27] What?
[01:37:28] There's a guy coming for you.
[01:37:29] Three girl heads.
[01:37:31] I'm taking you in.
[01:37:33] Back to the barricade.
[01:37:35] That's what you get for breaking the code.
[01:37:38] Looks like I went too fast.
[01:37:40] Yes.
[01:37:41] Do you have any idea how f**k you are?
[01:37:47] I'm down the other end.
[01:37:50] There's your attack.
[01:37:51] With your reputation, break in the core.
[01:37:52] You'll be worth value.
[01:37:53] What you've done is done.
[01:37:54] Now die.
[01:37:55] Even if you beat me.
[01:37:56] The mighty radical.
[01:37:57] Yes.
[01:37:58] You'll be worth value.
[01:37:59] What you've done is done.
[01:38:00] Now die.
[01:38:01] Even if you beat me.
[01:38:02] The mighty radical.
[01:38:03] Yes.
[01:38:04] You'll be worth value.
[01:38:05] What you've done is done.
[01:38:06] Now die.
[01:38:07] If you beat me, you'll get some mighty reticence every time I really fuck you!
[01:38:12] Motherfucker, that's the fucking earth!
[01:38:15] That's God damn it!
[01:38:18] Because you've released the fucking fucking arms off!
[01:38:22] That's it!
[01:38:23] I'm activating the poison gas system!
[01:38:25] We need gas!
[01:38:26] Whoa!
[01:38:27] What the hell does this zoo have poison gas?
[01:38:29] Zoos have changed a lot since we were kids.
[01:38:33] Get back like you're falling down, it's shit!
[01:38:44] Oh, there it is!
[01:38:54] We got him.
[01:38:55] Let's fucking go!
[01:38:56] Okay, four times!
[01:38:57] Find the way out!
[01:38:58] turn on the profanity filter you can handle it you can handle it brother
[01:39:13] made it out that's good
[01:39:19] The bounty hunters still on a tail. Follow the markers. Keep going. They're in the shit with her now. Why get her not?
[01:39:26] I don't expect them to be a skateboard in this game.
[01:39:28] Does this make us outlaws?
[01:39:30] Your bounty just came in. 30 million pesos. Price as big as lessons. Welcome to the other side of the law, King. This ain't gonna be great.
[01:39:40] 30 million? Yeah, I know it's not the point, but it's kind of nice to know we work that much.
[01:39:49] Actually skateboard the whole game is this like way more linear or something?
[01:40:02] Seems like they're odd in a decent amount.
[01:40:19] What the hell?
[01:40:29] Oh my god!
[01:40:34] Oh!
[01:40:35] Oh, he's okay.
[01:40:39] Hammer bird?
[01:40:42] Oh, this is like dangerous.
[01:40:54] Alright, what the hell?
[01:40:58] Like an alt fire.
[01:41:12] was still stuck there
[01:41:14] Here's the enemy! Let's get him!
[01:41:22] It's done! What happened?
[01:41:27] I can't do that! Why?!
[01:41:39] Ugh, my gosh.
[01:41:41] Yeah, the music is interesting to say the least.
[01:41:54] Whoa!
[01:42:01] Suda, what happened?
[01:42:11] I'm not giving your exact location out to every other bounty hunter in the area.
[01:42:15] I'm trying to stop it, but, uh, well, to be honest,
[01:42:18] I'm very addicted to some action that's supposed to freeze you in place now, and...
[01:42:21] Oh, I just can't do it.
[01:42:25] Okay, you know...
[01:42:25] What?
[01:42:26] Oh, okay, that was tricky, but you should be mobile again.
[01:42:29] I had to go against my crowbar out of there.
[01:42:31] But I know you do the same for me.
[01:42:33] We've been through so much together, I just...
[01:42:35] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
[01:42:39] Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
[01:42:40] It's treat... it's treating you like a virus.
[01:42:43] It can't be controlled.
[01:42:44] It... you're in danger.
[01:42:45] I think I could hold things together, at... at least until you make sure Lizzie's safe.
[01:42:49] Just hurry!
[01:42:57] That's like a... a... running of, like, butters.
[01:42:59] Oh, yeah it is. Recept the lug-longs location with a Nike staff? Oh, that's what that was.
[01:43:11] We are a new Lugwog!
[01:43:15] We got this!
[01:43:18] Okay, one second, we'll see the pier over here.
[01:43:21] We can follow you, you will see.
[01:43:24] Including the loveable Griffin P. Spencer.
[01:43:27] If you're lucky, he might even like to pet him.
[01:43:30] Trap humanity's journey from black market drug to endangered species,
[01:43:34] and see how, in the near future,
[01:43:37] they might be able to revolutionize the pharmaceutical industry
[01:43:40] of all things. The human exhibit. Only at the circuit on Katie & Zoo.
[01:45:10] of
[01:45:36] A lawnmower.
[01:45:42] I'm in culture.
[01:46:02] Whoa.
[01:46:04] That's small little bubble you see there is the standard you can breathe.
[01:46:11] What's thought to be a sentient species just like you or me?
[01:46:16] Studies have revealed that humans are actually more kind of farm animals, like cattle.
[01:46:20] Lying, the human brain is barely even half the size of the average crevice brain.
[01:46:25] How humans even manage to get out of bed in the morning is a mystery to scientists everywhere.
[01:46:31] Wow, true.
[01:46:33] You're looking at a lovingly detailed recreation of what 1990s Earth, better known to Earthlings
[01:46:41] as the Stone Age.
[01:46:43] You may think humans are simply behind the times, but this is actually the most technologically
[01:46:49] advanced humans will ever become.
[01:46:51] They basically max out here.
[01:46:53] Their brains are just too small.
[01:46:55] But look how cute they are with their cute damn cars.
[01:46:59] Yo!
[01:47:00] What you're seeing here is a recreation of the modern energy and dwelling.
[01:47:06] Don't worry, if it looks a little outdated, it's not just you.
[01:47:10] These things are absolutely primitive.
[01:47:13] Would you believe it if I told you most of these earth folks don't even have central
[01:47:17] boarding?
[01:47:18] Well, it's central boarding.
[01:47:21] Okay
[01:47:34] Hey, what's up looking for that terrorist shake with the iPads and the cape
[01:47:43] She just fought her way through a whole batch of gnarly-looking bounty hunters
[01:47:48] Okay, I'm just chilling I need to griffin by the way
[01:47:51] You can pet me if you want. No crush.
[01:47:54] It's all one layer around here.
[01:47:57] Oh, shit.
[01:47:58] Oh, you're a human under there.
[01:48:00] Oh, I'm seeing it now. My bad.
[01:48:02] I didn't realize it.
[01:48:03] What's good, dude?
[01:48:09] Do you need help? Are you a prisoner?
[01:48:11] What is the right click?
[01:48:14] Oh, there we go. Oh.
[01:48:16] What?
[01:48:21] I'm moving my mouse left click there's nothing
[01:48:31] I'm selecting it bro this guy dude
[01:48:38] I swear there's like an invisible mouse
[01:48:45] Trust me they take good care of us in here. This is a good thing
[01:49:15] I unplugged my controller.
[01:49:19] I was one tough chick.
[01:49:21] I'd be careful if I were you.
[01:49:22] Huh? Oh no no no no!
[01:49:25] We're trying to help her!
[01:49:27] We're the helpers!
[01:49:27] She didn't seem like she needed much help if you asked me.
[01:49:30] But hey, if you find her,
[01:49:32] I'd give her my number, would you?
[01:49:33] She was hot.
[01:49:35] Whoa!
[01:49:36] Pastor the human exhibit.
[01:49:38] How's it been going so far?
[01:49:40] Alright, shall we just go?
[01:49:42] Ooh, that's nice.
[01:49:44] Thanks dude, one love.
[01:49:45] Okay, we're leaving we're leaving. I thought there was something else
[01:50:06] Oh this right here, where do we find one?
[01:50:08] Oh, you're back.
[01:50:11] I look like I had a symbol on it, like I can interact with it.
[01:50:17] Oh, there's a lock blob thing above there.
[01:50:21] There might be able to use it on the door lock.
[01:50:31] Ah, stop. There's a lock blob right there.
[01:50:34] out of my man. Hey, you there. You're trying to save Lizzie, right? Yeah, right. We don't
[01:50:47] feel so good. We're in the wrong head. We discovered this something big underground.
[01:50:56] Yeah. Yeah. Me. Okay.
[01:51:09] What the hell?
[01:51:11] Oh, these guys are friendly.
[01:51:26] Save the hippie talk, of course. After all your...
[01:51:32] The range on this is insane.
[01:51:34] And I bought lots of singles coming your way. We can turn the time.
[01:51:43] Lazy, we're coming for ya.
[01:51:48] We're gonna take out that sniper!
[01:51:51] We're gonna collect your bounty, asshole.
[01:51:54] Oh, I shut the snipers over there.
[01:52:24] Where's the other ones? Oh, there's still a couple.
[01:52:48] This game is definitely something.
[01:53:24] Good work, kid. I think that's the last bit of them for now.
[01:53:27] Go round the booth and see if there are any survivors and see if they know where Lizzie is.
[01:53:31] There's none! Not a lot of survivors left.
[01:53:35] Any survivors?
[01:53:39] Up here?
[01:53:42] I think that one's still free.
[01:53:44] Here you go. Thanks for the boost!
[01:53:46] I
[01:53:49] Stop stop right there, please
[01:53:53] It's my last day on the job. I'm retiring tomorrow
[01:53:57] After 60 years, what do you think? Oh, no, don't kill me. Don't kill me. We won't we won't
[01:54:07] I can't do that. I've always taken this job very seriously. I'm not gonna throw it all the way in my life
[01:54:16] How do you want to handle this?
[01:54:19] What do you want? You think you can convince me to let you throw? Well start convincing.
[01:54:26] Oh no.
[01:54:27] Come on, we're all friends here. There is an invisible mouse. It's a bug.
[01:54:36] Yeah, I don't know. I line it up and then it disappears.
[01:54:43] Ericies don't work either.
[01:54:46] Oh God, it's gone. Let me move it here and then go up and then left.
[01:55:02] Come on, we're all friends here. Just let us through. This doesn't have to be difficult.
[01:55:07] But I can't. I'm not alone. Hey look, it's my job here. You're bringing me in a really difficult place here.
[01:55:15] You're not threatening me, are you?
[01:55:19] No.
[01:55:21] Wow, you're good at your job.
[01:55:23] We're gonna just patronize him.
[01:55:31] Oh my god.
[01:55:33] This is a horrible bug.
[01:55:35] Well, just make a conversation here.
[01:55:39] Wow, you really think I'm a hottie?
[01:55:42] Well, anyway, listen, I'm probably a citrus.
[01:55:45] If your plan was to sweet talk me into giving you my keycard,
[01:55:48] that shit out of luck, Boyo.
[01:55:50] I appreciate the compliment, though.
[01:55:52] I really do.
[01:55:53] Now, unless you can think of some other way of getting my keycard from me,
[01:55:56] I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
[01:55:59] Okay.
[01:56:00] What are we doing?
[01:56:02] I really don't want to kill him.
[01:56:05] Hey, hey, what are you doing with that phone? That's a direct line to my boss. Don't worry.
[01:56:11] We're just gonna have a little talk. Oh, God, please. Please don't say anything that'll get me fired.
[01:56:17] Hello? Sir, can our kids do security cons speaking? What seems to be the problem?
[01:56:22] Yo, your employees doing a very good job. Oh, the cursor.
[01:56:29] We just want to call and tell you that your employee here is doing a very good job.
[01:56:33] Oh, that's lovely to hear. We were having some issues with him to timid. That was the complaint
[01:56:40] If you say he's doing a good job, we'll leave him on for now. We appreciate your cause
[01:56:45] Well, wow, we I didn't expect that
[01:56:49] Is there anything else we can do for you today? No, that's all
[01:56:54] You saved my job. Thank you. Thank you so much. I'm forever in your debt
[01:56:59] How about let us through there?
[01:57:01] Not anything but that sorry
[01:57:06] Don't make me do things
[01:57:11] Hey, he's not the key card. Oh my god, I did it me too, bro. I just hit Q
[01:57:18] No, I meant to queue and do this
[01:57:25] That's messed up that's messed up
[01:57:27] What just happened? Oh my god
[01:57:38] He's okay
[01:57:47] No, bro
[01:57:54] No
[01:57:56] Look, we'll slow the bleeding down until medical comes, they will survive.
[01:58:04] Fucking hell.
[01:58:05] They're just leaving me here to die.
[01:58:08] Oh, right.
[01:58:09] But honestly, I'm fine with it.
[01:58:10] Oh, God.
[01:58:11] Oh, the pain is unbearable.
[01:58:12] What the hell, man?
[01:58:13] Okay, they can finally die now.
[01:58:14] No, wait, wait.
[01:58:15] No, no.
[01:58:16] False alarm.
[01:58:17] Still here.
[01:58:18] Oh, God.
[01:58:19] Oh, God.
[01:58:20] Oh, God.
[01:58:21] Oh, God.
[01:58:22] Oh, God.
[01:58:23] Oh, God.
[01:58:24] Also, I'm still here stealing pain
[01:58:28] I'm sorry man to hurry or something who's gonna stand there and watch me die. I don't I would help you sick
[01:58:36] You're a complete sick. Oh, huh off your safety. Yes, save me. What?
[01:58:42] Actually, I don't think we know how to use this birthday
[01:58:45] Why do I come from those there?
[01:58:48] Right here for you. Are you fucking serious?
[01:58:54] you're sick you're a complete sicko hey
[01:59:04] at least try all right okay we're gonna leave
[01:59:19] Then our nary office is your employees only
[01:59:49] Yeah, she killed everybody.
[02:00:03] How do we get through here?
[02:00:15] Oh my god, dude, it looked... Bro, it looked like...
[02:00:19] I thought it was like a
[02:00:22] Glass, bro. I don't look like a board
[02:00:27] Look like a door dude
[02:00:30] I don't know why I look like
[02:00:32] Like a weird stained glass
[02:00:49] Oh, there she is.
[02:00:56] What do you mean?
[02:01:07] What do you mean?
[02:01:15] We have recently discovered livestock like species that's already been the center of the Neothrongerps.
[02:01:21] Notably, the debacle concerning the nefarious G3 carter.
[02:01:25] Our philosophy couldn't be more different from those criminals.
[02:01:29] But the goal is similar.
[02:01:31] We aim to refine and repackage the human experience into a sooner, long-lasting, easy-to-ingest tablet
[02:01:38] for everyone in the galaxy.
[02:01:40] Humanity-prone.
[02:01:41] The human realm.
[02:01:43] Pharmaceuticals owns the zoo, but it's just a front. We knew they were up to something bad
[02:01:56] That's the worst part this is on the up and up watch the rest in the next room you get the idea the next room
[02:02:13] Rear pharmaceuticals is a long, fruitful partnership that galactic drug dealers
[02:02:18] are already making great strides working with them to legalize reforming of humans
[02:02:23] as the active ingredient for human turnover.
[02:02:26] Humans and bones set to hit the mass markets as early as Q2 next year.
[02:02:30] Now you might be thinking, holy hell, humans are sent to you beings!
[02:02:35] Don't they have rights?
[02:02:37] Well, we inside this name is agreeable to them.
[02:02:40] The human brain is actually so much smaller than we initially thought.
[02:02:44] And their cognitive abilities much more closely resemble a scary night story.
[02:02:48] Than that of a thinking mind like you and I.
[02:02:50] Why'd I say that? That's not true!
[02:02:52] Future legislation will re-classify humanity as a livestock species.
[02:02:56] Cave the way for re-abombering the particles to revolutionize the galaxy with human man-so-probe.
[02:03:03] It's happening soon, so don't miss your chance.
[02:03:05] Invest in human-so-probe now!
[02:03:08] You man's a pro!
[02:03:10] It's who we're fighting.
[02:03:11] We are form of syndicates.
[02:03:14] Let's get moving.
[02:03:16] Where are we going next?
[02:03:17] Man, a stream's coming your way.
[02:03:19] And scientists, basically a lot of guys.
[02:03:22] Get ready.
[02:03:23] Alright, I'm ready.
[02:03:32] Uh-oh.
[02:03:33] I'm gonna get you!
[02:03:34] Hey, everyone!
[02:03:35] I'm gonna get you!
[02:03:36] You're not getting me here, guys!
[02:03:37] I'm going to have to get past me and move to the left of the bleeding stars first.
[02:03:44] Three and four slander coming!
[02:03:48] What are you six months doing in the club anyway?
[02:03:55] Let's get Jackie!
[02:03:57] I feel like she's coming! Fuck once!
[02:04:00] What's the first game's combat matter?
[02:04:03] What is the beginning of the game?
[02:04:20] I'm not up for a visa reset.
[02:04:25] Oh, I know where I've got to go.
[02:04:35] I'm in a long slumber.
[02:04:38] This is bleeding Star Lizzie, reporting heavy losses on all sides.
[02:04:45] I don't know who's left, and I can't.
[02:04:47] I'm picking up another party's over fuck it a terrorist trader
[02:05:17] No bounty!
[02:05:20] Wait, that's easy! That's kinda fucked up!
[02:05:23] Like, seriously? My brother? Oh, no!
[02:05:26] And I'm not gonna heal myself!
[02:05:28] That's easy!
[02:05:29] I don't want you to think I'm facing this human thing just cause I'm trying to kill the...
[02:05:36] Just to save it for you!
[02:05:42] That's about to happen!
[02:05:44] I can't do this last bit of HP.
[02:06:06] Oh my god.
[02:06:10] There we go.
[02:06:11] the bad guy here okay sorry sorry sorry guys time out time out dad attention
[02:06:19] all potential investors due to a maximum threat level security for each
[02:06:24] we have a cheated code a huge explosion the entire lab will self-destruct
[02:06:29] shortly shit we gotta get out of here let's get out of here follow me this
[02:06:34] It's the suit! It's still acting up! You might have to ditch it, but... but then... you have to ditch me with it.
[02:06:47] Oh, God. Don't worry about that later. Hold on, let me fix this.
[02:06:54] How's it going for you?
[02:06:56] Liddy!
[02:06:58] Fuck! You have to go around. What's wrong with you on the outside?
[02:07:02] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
[02:07:07] Alright, we're going.
[02:07:39] I do that sometimes, just this. Pretend to play dumb. I don't know what comes first. I'm working it out.
[02:07:46] It's a problem, just this. Fairly.
[02:07:55] That's it, that's it.
[02:07:57] I want people to open to my emotions like you and me.
[02:08:01] I love you, Kwame. You're family to me now, kid.
[02:08:05] kid
[02:08:20] The green slides are boosts
[02:08:35] That's just what it's like to be alone.
[02:08:38] Come on, let's go.
[02:08:39] Let's go.
[02:08:40] Let's go.
[02:08:41] Let's go.
[02:08:42] Come on.
[02:08:43] Let's go.
[02:08:44] Come on, let's go.
[02:08:45] Come on, let's go.
[02:08:50] We can just make it out alive if we hurry.
[02:08:53] You guys will be okay.
[02:08:55] I'm serious.
[02:08:56] I feel terrible.
[02:08:57] I love humans.
[02:08:58] Starting again to try to kill you.
[02:09:00] Good luck.
[02:09:01] And come find me at the beach after this.
[02:09:05] I got changed have a late
[02:09:15] Next game next game
[02:09:22] All right
[02:09:28] The next game as we continue
[02:09:36] We are jumping into another one here
[02:09:47] Ah
[02:09:52] Right we are jumping into another one here boys
[02:09:58] It was decent. It was decent
[02:10:01] It was I it was I
[02:10:03] Next game is known as another brand new release.
[02:10:13] We are jumping into another one.
[02:10:23] What the heck? Epic games? What? What are we doing here?
[02:10:51] the anti-cheat
[02:10:55] alright, the next game
[02:11:09] no nays
[02:11:14] they shoulda went roman numerals and went bi
[02:11:18] one job
[02:11:19] It would have upped the sales.
[02:11:26] Ride 6.
[02:11:37] Oh my god.
[02:11:41] Let's see.
[02:11:44] Did they do it?
[02:11:46] 2026 version oh my something tells me they didn't
[02:11:59] actually motion blur in these games isn't bad because it's a racing game
[02:12:02] Oh, name!
[02:12:09] Blue!
[02:12:14] Last name!
[02:12:20] La!
[02:12:55] Yeah, I just tried my first monster energy zero ultra
[02:13:03] Cuz I've heard about them. I
[02:13:06] Judged you these are fucking disgusting
[02:13:11] You're fucking nasty
[02:13:17] White monster is great dude, these are not good
[02:13:21] Just drink a Coke Zero, bro.
[02:13:25] You can like, taste the artificialness on the aftertaste.
[02:13:30] What?
[02:13:31] Yeah, hold up, we're going right in to chill, man.
[02:13:44] Yeah, hold up. We're going right in dude. Chill man. I already know how to play this
[02:13:52] game. I'm pro. Let's jump into online.
[02:14:04] That's a nice bike. I'll take that one.
[02:14:14] Riders sticker?
[02:14:32] Why why here out of any place?
[02:14:36] Why here?
[02:14:39] So random off-road street, you know what it looks good just defaulted shoulders out
[02:14:53] Braking leg motard a
[02:14:57] Motard breaking fingers one two four breaking leg out
[02:15:02] They add like a bunch of different types of racing like you give me the like motor motocross or something
[02:15:16] Why does this look like a battle pass I
[02:15:20] Gotta say already this is like the most mobile ass a shit intro. What am I even looking at? Oh my god
[02:15:28] Who designed this?
[02:15:32] They only have TSR?
[02:15:53] Okay where's online I'm ready.
[02:15:55] This shit better be crossplay.
[02:15:57] There's no one on PC who's playing this.
[02:16:00] oh all right all right all right oh oh single race joining joining I'm ready
[02:16:15] okay let's see what we have here oh yeah it's quiet oh wait is this open mic
[02:16:23] Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Nice. Why is this so quiet? What happened?
[02:16:33] What happened?
[02:16:36] I can't hear anything.
[02:16:39] Oh, nice. You can shut the UI off.
[02:16:44] I hear nothing, dude. Are they e-bikes?
[02:16:53] Yeah, it's nice that you can shut the UI off.
[02:17:10] Oh
[02:17:22] Doesn't matter. All right, I made it right in time for the next race
[02:17:40] Hello, Theo-kun, man!
[02:17:50] Hello?
[02:17:54] PC!
[02:17:57] Alright, let's see what we have here, boys.
[02:18:06] All right, so the way I play these games as long as I'm not last I'm basically first
[02:18:15] How is this guy level 259 are you kidding me?
[02:18:22] What
[02:18:28] Any bike it just like chooses a bike for me, okay
[02:18:36] I guess, yeah, wherever is the most overly this one looks easy that one looks like a
[02:18:50] good beginner map the selected bike has no lights nighttime visibility yeah
[02:19:18] Yeah, Huna Ride Fest Rental.
[02:19:24] There's only two rentals.
[02:19:25] How about that one?
[02:19:29] Clear air start time, 3 o'clock.
[02:19:31] Why does it matter?
[02:19:33] 3 o'clock.
[02:19:36] No one's beating this level 259.
[02:19:39] He's the only one who's maining this game.
[02:19:46] experience our kid
[02:20:00] I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready up boys how many people are in this lobby right now
[02:20:06] looks like the lobby's full
[02:20:16] All right, why does this keep resetting?
[02:20:30] I think someone leaves and then it resets it.
[02:20:33] Bro, I've readied up 50 primes that unreadies me.
[02:20:39] As soon as someone leaves, I think they're like resets it.
[02:20:48] Or if someone joins.
[02:20:50] Alright, everybody has one bar, so this will be great.
[02:20:58] I
[02:21:19] Know something tells me
[02:21:25] All right guys have a clean race
[02:21:28] Nice.
[02:21:36] Multi-flair online single race.
[02:21:40] Yes.
[02:21:42] Yeah, he's just very, um...
[02:21:54] So he talks man he has very harsh Morse code
[02:22:10] We're in we're in all right here we go here we go
[02:22:13] bike setup
[02:22:15] Circuit equipped tires chat what tires should I wear? I don't know which ones which ones?
[02:22:20] Soft or hard tires?
[02:22:31] Alright, double soft.
[02:22:39] We need soft so it sticks to the road better.
[02:22:50] How the hell do you change camera?
[02:23:08] Oh.
[02:23:09] Oh.
[02:23:10] Oh, there's no collision?
[02:23:11] Oh, God.
[02:23:12] I'm going to collide.
[02:23:13] Oh.
[02:23:14] Yeah, that's a good one.
[02:23:15] Oh, yeah, but who shuts collision off?
[02:23:22] Collision's amazing in this game.
[02:23:28] Blame.
[02:23:29] No way I'm last right now when there's somebody behind me, unless the only shows
[02:23:45] This is top 8.
[02:24:06] Yeah, give me a straight shot, I'm ready.
[02:24:11] I'm actually last.
[02:24:13] This is not normal.
[02:24:19] Yeah, this place has so many turns.
[02:24:37] Yeah, why don't you mess up?
[02:24:43] First person's difficult.
[02:24:50] So I got my pissed up.
[02:24:57] All right, the only way to catch up is to go to the
[02:25:20] if one of them royally just like hits a wall. Because I don't know. Okay, I'm just cruising by myself.
[02:25:40] I think the previous ride looked better.
[02:25:45] Yeah, I think Ride 5 was the best looking one. This looks all right.
[02:25:50] You say this every year, yeah, well, they're not very good at making games.
[02:26:09] There's a common theme where everybody who has like some sort of sport, the dead that
[02:26:13] has some sort of sport usually sucks at making the game, year to year.
[02:26:19] It's like a struggle of improvement to then fucking up everything else.
[02:26:23] It's the common theme of sports games.
[02:26:26] It's ridiculous.
[02:26:31] It's the common theme.
[02:26:34] This game suffers the same shit.
[02:26:40] Turn off the ugly line, that's the only thing keeping me having a heartbeat, sir.
[02:26:46] Without this damn line, I would have died.
[02:26:55] This line is keeping us in the game, friend.
[02:27:02] I might need to make my own lobby with Polition and Level 5 Max.
[02:27:16] Okay, hold up, I've been falling on my bike.
[02:27:41] First match ever?
[02:27:48] Get a faster bike? I have no sponsors, bro. I have to run.
[02:27:58] I really need 18 seconds.
[02:28:03] Behind 6-plus.
[02:28:05] That's impressive.
[02:28:12] Uh-oh.
[02:28:19] Behind first place.
[02:28:30] No, what do you mean? Okay. Yeah, these guys might be too good. I'm leaving. We need a
[02:28:50] we need a lobby that actually has collision. Aggregation, single race, motard.
[02:29:05] I don't know if I was in that one. I don't know. I don't even know. Nuremberg, one of four laps.
[02:29:12] This one might be good this one might be good level 17 choose collision always on single
[02:29:40] No races, no collision?
[02:29:51] Was there a...
[02:29:52] Oh, dynamic, always on.
[02:30:06] Always off.
[02:30:07] What the- Bro! What are you even talking about? What is the dynamic collision?
[02:30:15] Buddy!
[02:30:20] Dynamic? Okay bro! Always on, always on dude!
[02:30:29] You're fresh. Where are people joining?
[02:30:33] Always off.
[02:30:37] They're all dynamic or always off, always on collisions.
[02:30:43] Let's join here, maybe people join up.
[02:30:51] They're finishing up their race anyways.
[02:31:07] Okay, okay, hold on.
[02:31:33] All right, let's see now Wow you get okay. These are my people these are my people they're
[02:31:45] So bad nice lost to a bot
[02:32:15] Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
[02:32:17] Join us!
[02:32:22] Go join us boys!
[02:32:24] Join us!
[02:32:30] Join us!
[02:32:38] Alright, let's see, nice, nice.
[02:32:40] We're filling up the lobby.
[02:32:41] Good stuff!
[02:32:45] I
[02:32:54] Want of all when of all
[02:33:08] Damn I keep missing it
[02:33:15] I
[02:33:19] Feel this out of this
[02:33:27] All right, let's ready our boys we got a full lobby boys
[02:33:45] I
[02:33:55] Already I'm brawl already
[02:34:02] I'm ready. I'm ready
[02:34:15] Oh shit, Ricardo, Torbo, nah man, go to Laguna Seca bro.
[02:34:28] Late rain?
[02:34:29] Let's do the raindead.
[02:34:33] What dude are you kidding me what happened are you serious right now, bro
[02:34:56] Check the bike that's all I got bro. I don't have anything
[02:35:04] They're only letting me rent this trash this guy bought it in his BMW dude
[02:35:19] More
[02:35:33] ready up into a ready up into a you sure you're ready and ready to begin counting down to
[02:35:52] the final ready oh my oh yeah we're going we're going we're going here we go
[02:36:02] here we go here we go on a pilot and launch launch okay okay there's the
[02:36:13] Oh my god! He's gone dude! He's gone! He's gone away!
[02:36:29] Oh no! How many laps was this?
[02:36:43] Excuse me!
[02:36:47] Ha ha ha!
[02:36:50] Is there a road?
[02:37:05] It's not the drive club then.
[02:37:08] I always go first person in the range to see where he is.
[02:37:13] Legend says he retired.
[02:37:17] I'm not going back!
[02:37:20] I don't want to be a wall of death anymore!
[02:37:28] Oh my god!
[02:37:31] Oh my god, that's a flag.
[02:37:34] Or not.
[02:37:43] I guess that was a shortcut. I got no penalty I think.
[02:37:53] Oh my, what is this turn?
[02:37:59] Not last.
[02:38:02] Is that mission? Is it like mission partitas?
[02:38:13] All right, let's go again.
[02:38:18] All right, dude, the lobby was longer than the race, bruh.
[02:38:55] Stop that's all we got
[02:39:11] Boys I was just a warmup
[02:39:18] I missed it
[02:39:24] Wait for me!
[02:39:28] Oh my god!
[02:39:31] It's gone.
[02:39:35] Yeah, this bike sucks ass!
[02:39:40] Really, bro? Really?
[02:39:46] Enable cheats and get the best bikes? Is that a thing?
[02:39:54] Hold on, hold on, not last, not last.
[02:40:15] He's gonna eat shit here.
[02:40:19] Yep.
[02:40:20] You know what?
[02:40:21] You know what? Hornets in the hair, bro. Hornets in the hair, buddy.
[02:40:34] I bet they don't know about this.
[02:40:37] Yup, yup, you don't know about that.
[02:40:47] You don't know about that.
[02:40:51] What?
[02:40:55] Nooooooooo!
[02:41:05] Beek a kabeek a kabeek a kabeek!
[02:41:07] Blimey!
[02:41:13] Am I last?
[02:41:21] Why are they all, uh, dude?
[02:41:31] You know what?
[02:41:32] I don't know what to tell you.
[02:41:37] I'll tell you.
[02:41:55] I see them, I see them.
[02:41:57] They have a thousand cc bikes here 400 cc Really Alright give me the cheats
[02:42:15] Well, I'm on a scooter, man!
[02:42:24] This is Dornash Delivery Scooter.
[02:42:35] Yeah, what are you, slow down!
[02:43:00] Yeah, I don't think I can fall.
[02:43:28] Yeah, wait a minute.
[02:43:33] I just realized I gotta drive dirty.
[02:43:38] Wait a minute.
[02:43:43] Hold on.
[02:43:48] Never mind.
[02:43:53] That was like a full test.
[02:44:00] Come on, 10 seconds, finish line!
[02:44:28] What is this game man, what are we doing here, what are we doing here boys?
[02:44:58] of
[02:45:05] the
[02:45:11] Next game, next game, we are jumping to another one.
[02:45:23] Another brand new release.
[02:45:27] Well, we'll wait for ride seven, we'll wait for ride seven.
[02:45:30] Six, feels bad, man.
[02:45:33] Seven though, apparently they're pawing off.
[02:45:37] All right, next game.
[02:45:41] We are jumping to another one known as...
[02:45:54] Okay, plays it in the most terrible ways, thinks the game is bad bro, I will ban you,
[02:46:10] I will gift you the game and then messes me when you have 100 plus hours.
[02:46:16] Okay.
[02:46:20] And if you don't, well, I mean, you can keep the game and then never chat again.
[02:46:26] That's up to you if you care.
[02:46:29] Next game.
[02:46:31] Here we go.
[02:46:35] We are jumping in.
[02:46:40] brand new release known as the ice cream shop what do we have here hi are you
[02:47:07] sure you want to start a new game. Yes. I spend my nights running this little ice
[02:47:17] cream shop. I suffer from an illness. Sometimes I see things that aren't really
[02:47:28] there. Things that whisper and move in the dark. The doctors say there's treatment
[02:47:36] But I can't afford it yet
[02:47:38] So I keep working night after night saving every coin hold on this didn't update
[02:47:49] There's just no box art
[02:47:53] Still no matter what I do the shadows never seem to leave me
[02:48:00] Day one
[02:48:02] Pick up the mop and clean the floor
[02:48:09] All right the ice cream shop
[02:48:15] It's the mop in the back bathroom
[02:48:21] There it is
[02:48:24] It'll be bad running an ice cream shop, you know
[02:48:27] There's just someone who always comes in here and is lactose intolerant and always eats our ice cream and
[02:48:38] Well, they just shit on the ground
[02:48:43] It's just so good our ice cream so good they they it doesn't matter
[02:48:49] Just keep consuming it
[02:48:54] Okay, it's addicting apparently we're not done cleaning
[02:48:57] Oh, there's something right there. How do we get to the over here? Okay. Very nice. Very
[02:49:12] Nice. Oh my god, apparently he's shit everywhere.
[02:49:23] There it is, achievement.
[02:49:26] Grabbed the toilet paper and restocked the bathroom.
[02:49:31] Well, who is taking massive dumps in here?
[02:49:37] Um, is this storage? Toilet paper, milk?
[02:49:42] Vanilla chocolate blueberry lemon. Whoa, okay, we have a freezer
[02:49:52] Where we keep the toilet paper probably near oh
[02:49:58] Okay
[02:50:01] One there
[02:50:06] One here
[02:50:08] There it is. Put the shop sign already. Very nice. I would do a black raspberry and chocolate.
[02:50:23] We don't have that. Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, lemon, blueberry. Okay, okay, brother.
[02:50:31] What is this? A prone thingy?
[02:50:35] This is super quiet. Oh my god, bro
[02:50:41] Finally a place that's still open. I just got off a double shift at the factory everything smells like oil and metal there
[02:50:49] All I want today was something sweet something to write remind me I'm alive
[02:50:53] If you give me a bowl of blueberry just blueberry simple as best. I want a bowl of blueberry
[02:51:00] I want a bowl of blue. Okay, sure, man
[02:51:07] Oh
[02:51:10] Won't you put a spoon? Oh true. There you go. Oh
[02:51:17] We gotta actually do this. Okay, man
[02:51:20] Okay, I don't know why that's negative.
[02:51:27] Did I just...
[02:51:32] Okay.
[02:51:35] I think I did that right.
[02:51:41] Yeah, this game needs some music.
[02:51:44] It's so quiet.
[02:51:48] What do we listen to?
[02:51:56] No, we shop music makes no sense.
[02:52:01] It needs like a subtle horror.
[02:52:08] What's that noise?
[02:52:24] What's that noise?
[02:54:04] All right, okay, oh, yeah, I've seen this kid before
[02:54:25] for when did this place open I did this like the default unity character I
[02:54:33] haven't had ice cream in years feel strange just standing here in prison
[02:54:38] they never gave us anything sweet just bread soup and sometimes a rotten
[02:54:42] apple anyways I'd like two scoops of blueberry and one scoop of vanilla in
[02:54:45] a cone I want two scoops of blueberry and one scoops of vanilla to go all
[02:54:49] All right, some blueberry.
[02:54:54] The scoopa doofies, scoopa doofy.
[02:54:57] Oh, one second, let me go in the bag.
[02:55:02] Get this spit.
[02:55:05] I gotta make ice cream?
[02:55:08] How?
[02:55:10] Oh, true, hold on, hold on.
[02:55:14] Okay, empty tub, some sugar.
[02:55:17] We have the ice cream maker 9000 back here one blueberry does the trick
[02:55:29] Where the hell is the tub where's the tub
[02:55:36] Hey, oh man, did you see a tub around here dude?
[02:55:38] Oh, we use this one.
[02:55:54] I wouldn't eat that.
[02:55:57] That's not how that was supposed to go out.
[02:56:00] It needs to be frozen.
[02:56:02] Dude, this guy's gonna have to wait here like four years.
[02:56:06] Oh man well um it might take like 10 like a day okay just one second maybe it's fast maybe
[02:56:23] this is like it looks like it's done honestly that looks like it's done now okay oh yeah
[02:56:31] That was fast. I'm impressed too.
[02:56:35] Oh, what was that? Vanilla?
[02:56:39] Vanilla. Look at that.
[02:56:45] Thank you.
[02:56:46] OK. Wow, the game.
[02:56:50] If you don't collect the money first, it negatives you.
[02:56:54] That's funny.
[02:56:59] All right, we need some other ones here.
[02:57:02] Come on man, I didn't collect the guys money earlier
[02:57:10] You don't hear the music all right, we're clearly gonna have to fill both of these and I can't do it right now
[02:57:21] Dude I got scuffed from the $50 bill
[02:57:25] You don't hear it
[02:57:27] Yo Crypto, what up dude?
[02:57:29] Hi there, I was crossing the street with my mom and I saw the shop I asked for for ice cream but she said no
[02:57:35] She always says no lately so I
[02:57:38] Sneaked away from her and came here. I hope she doesn't find out. She's been obsessed since my dad hasn't been coming home
[02:57:43] Okay, can I have one scoop of chocolate lemon vanilla?
[02:57:47] Alright boys chocolate
[02:57:51] Lemon Vanilla
[02:57:53] There it is
[02:57:55] whatever eight bucks there we go
[02:58:05] I'm nearly I have an idea boys I have an idea strats get that shit out of here
[02:58:18] Throw it in the trash wasted
[02:58:21] Get the tub get the milk get the sugar
[02:58:25] Get the
[02:58:27] lemon
[02:58:29] Right right
[02:58:32] What happened
[02:58:36] You see that dude say right there one sec we're cooking right now we're cooking
[02:58:41] Fresh flavors just for you. Oh, whoa
[02:58:44] Oh, that person's gone.
[02:58:50] Sugar, milk, some vanilla.
[02:58:59] No way, he'll wait.
[02:59:02] This is a strategic ice cream shop.
[02:59:04] There's no other ones around us.
[02:59:07] So if they want it, they need to come here specifically.
[02:59:13] Yes.
[02:59:14] Strategic placement when we built this place.
[02:59:18] There's not another ice cream shop in like a 50 mile vicinity.
[02:59:25] What about?
[02:59:26] Evening.
[02:59:27] Smells good in here.
[02:59:28] Ice cream always brings back memories.
[02:59:30] Funny ones sometimes.
[02:59:31] Bloody ones.
[02:59:32] People scream when they're scared, you know, in that scream.
[02:59:36] It sounds almost like when you bite into something cold.
[02:59:38] Anyway, surprise me with three scoops of lemon and a cone.
[02:59:41] Okay buddy, yeah.
[02:59:43] Lemon in a cone. Alright. Alright, and the last one. Look at that. Ready to go.
[03:00:00] Triple lemon. That looks good, bro. That looks good. Are you kidding me, dude?
[03:00:08] 100? I'll come back tomorrow night if your lights are still on. Okay. Bro.
[03:00:21] There you go, man. And nice. Evened out.
[03:00:30] now to zero I see why this was a bad business to get into they always said
[03:00:43] you don't make money on ice cream should have believed them close the fridge it's
[03:00:49] really hot in here oh my god officer what up man evening nice little shop
[03:00:55] you've got here we've been getting reports of a suspicious man wandering
[03:00:59] around this neighborhood. He has thick black hair, big guy, rough looking, probably smells
[03:01:04] like cigarettes, riggedy bells. Anyways, I should have wasted your time. Just give me
[03:01:07] a bowl of chocolate, please. I got you, man. Sure, brother. There it is. Boom, boom. Thank
[03:01:18] you. Thank you. Oh my God, we're in the positive. Oh my God, we're making money.
[03:01:26] Eight dollars. Here we go. Here we go.
[03:01:30] Okay, never mind. I take everything back.
[03:01:33] Okay, okay.
[03:01:35] Lucrative business. Hold on.
[03:01:40] Oh, I can't leave. I'm stuck here.
[03:01:44] This is a smart working place where this is actually locked until the shift ends.
[03:01:49] Alright, never mind.
[03:01:50] Wait.
[03:01:52] Yes, it has an invisible force field.
[03:01:56] This place, such a quaint little shop you've opened yet the air feels heavy here.
[03:02:02] Do you feel it too, like the walls are holding secrets waiting to breed them into your ears
[03:02:07] when you're alone?
[03:02:08] I don't usually see a sweet scene where my doctor says I should avoid them, but tonight
[03:02:12] feels different, the kind of night where even the dead might find their way back
[03:02:16] for a taste.
[03:02:18] My late husband used to take me out every Sunday for ice cream.
[03:02:21] He always shared one bowl, just one, because he said too much sweetness might
[03:02:24] call on one to things closer.
[03:02:25] Could you repair a small bowl with just strawberry?
[03:02:28] Okay
[03:02:32] Okay, yes, of course sorry this food. I'm bad at this
[03:02:38] 750 man we don't do we don't this is a futuristic shop. Oh
[03:02:44] That's exactly 50 cents
[03:02:49] Okay
[03:02:51] Oh, you feel the chocolate ice cream, man?
[03:03:01] Maybe that's enough for today.
[03:03:02] This place is starting to feel heavier with every passing hour.
[03:03:05] I should close the shop and get some rest.
[03:03:06] Yeah, how about we make some of this first?
[03:03:10] Some fresh chocolate for tomorrow.
[03:03:15] True, we have a no change policy, so as soon as you give us the money, no, no change.
[03:03:23] Oh my god!
[03:03:33] I think it's that guy who streams.
[03:03:35] Is that Keso?
[03:03:36] I'm sorry if I startled you.
[03:03:38] I didn't mean to.
[03:03:39] When I came in, it seemed empty, so I just went to the restroom for a moment.
[03:03:43] I'm really sorry if I scared you on truly I didn't mean to.
[03:03:45] I actually just came for two scoops of lemon and two scoops of vanilla and a cone
[03:03:49] I hope that's okay and again sorry for the confusion
[03:03:52] I want two scoops of lemon and two scoops of vanilla and a cone
[03:03:56] Okay, let me let me hook you up man. Hold on you kind of shit everywhere
[03:03:59] And you're the first guy who wanted four you want four. I don't even know if we do four scoops. I
[03:04:06] Don't know if we do four scoops
[03:04:11] We actually do four scoops
[03:04:15] Ah, yes, I don't wash my hands.
[03:04:21] I mop and then go right to it.
[03:04:23] Oh, let me just do this, you're after hours.
[03:04:28] Do it hot.
[03:04:33] This is why we're bleeding money.
[03:04:35] Someone's stealing these.
[03:04:38] Okay.
[03:04:40] You're lucky I'm a, you're lucky I'm a cop.
[03:04:45] Commodating you what was it again lemon and vanilla
[03:04:53] There it is I didn't even know we did this
[03:04:58] Okay, 22
[03:05:01] There you go, man
[03:05:05] Okay
[03:05:07] We got shut right
[03:05:12] And they won
[03:05:15] Very nice.
[03:05:24] They do.
[03:05:26] It's not going to melt, bro.
[03:05:28] It's special... special metal trays.
[03:05:34] Okay.
[03:05:35] Oh!
[03:05:36] Okay.
[03:05:37] Oh, okay, new sauce machine is set up, it got chocolate, caramel, and cherry, oh my god.
[03:05:47] I don't remember ordering that or setting it up.
[03:05:54] Hmm.
[03:05:55] It's 7 a.m.
[03:05:58] Hey, this place is so cute, I didn't even know there was a shop open this late.
[03:06:02] Oh wait, everyone left early, the boss of the power kept flickering.
[03:06:05] I didn't want to go home yet. It feels so quiet there lately.
[03:06:07] You work here alone, right?
[03:06:08] That's great.
[03:06:09] I get scared of being here after midnight.
[03:06:10] Anyways, can I get a scoop of strawberry and chocolate
[03:06:12] and one vanilla on a cone?
[03:06:14] Okay.
[03:06:15] And some cherry sauce.
[03:06:18] Ah, the Neil Pollockton
[03:06:23] with some cherry.
[03:06:26] Oh my God.
[03:06:29] I don't know about this, but sure.
[03:06:31] Thanks, hope your nights are as long as mine. Take care.
[03:06:40] I don't know how that...
[03:06:43] We don't question, we just look at the final results.
[03:06:49] Everyone's yapping about their life story. I'm just trying to put the scoop in the bowl.
[03:07:01] It's that kid from yesterday.
[03:07:04] I saw the lights from outside again.
[03:07:10] I couldn't sleep much tonight.
[03:07:11] Streets were too dark.
[03:07:12] Mom didn't want me to come, but I really wanted ice cream.
[03:07:14] She had to be worried a lot lately.
[03:07:16] I don't know why.
[03:07:17] Sometimes I feel like I should stay home, but the lights drew me here.
[03:07:20] Your shop looks safe.
[03:07:21] It feels quiet.
[03:07:22] I like it here.
[03:07:23] No yelling, no loud noises.
[03:07:24] Just calm.
[03:07:25] I hope nobody saw me leave.
[03:07:26] Mom, I worry even more.
[03:07:28] You brought new sauces.
[03:07:29] I would like to try cherry sauce and you should really bring some toppings of candies on my ice cream
[03:07:34] Can I have one super blurry one of lemon and one of chocolate and a cone and cherry sauce?
[03:07:38] No, okay. No, you can't
[03:07:42] Fine blueberry lemon and chocolate blueberry
[03:07:49] With some cherries
[03:07:54] Interesting combo with some blood sauce
[03:07:56] are 12 that leery's mom's gonna come in and get mad at me the customer is
[03:08:08] always right depends to the pens
[03:08:16] and the pens
[03:08:19] I
[03:08:24] Same games every Sunday, bro link me the last time I ran an ice cream shop you piece of shit
[03:08:31] Yo, hey there. How's your day your ice cream is really good last time
[03:08:35] I actually came to grab one more for my son looks like you're adding new sauces
[03:08:39] He's crazy about chocolate. Can't get enough of it. Can you give me one scoop of strawberry and one of chocolate a cone?
[03:08:46] Strawberry and
[03:08:49] Okay, strawberry, chocolate, some chocolate.
[03:09:00] Different shops, same sim.
[03:09:02] Dude, this is a scary game, bro.
[03:09:05] I am scared right now.
[03:09:14] He's not wrong.
[03:09:16] By the way, there's some work going on down the street
[03:09:18] The lights keep flickering. I hope it makes us a zoom. Did he just leave?
[03:09:23] Strawberry ice cream is mid. You know what? Sometimes it hits
[03:09:28] Yo, officer
[03:09:31] Good evening. You're still open. I see I'm in patrol in the air area tonight. Nothing too unusual so far
[03:09:36] There's some work going on down the street and it looks like you're being affected too. The lights keep flickering
[03:09:40] I hope they fix it as soon as possible. People have been reporting some strange activity. We still have a caught escape criminal. Oh
[03:09:46] boy
[03:09:47] But we've heard rumors that he's around here.
[03:09:51] It's nice to have a quiet place like this on a night shift.
[03:09:54] Makes me forget about all the reports and paperwork for a while.
[03:09:57] I appreciate the calm atmosphere here.
[03:09:59] Just wanted to stop by for a quick break.
[03:10:01] Can I get a bowl of strawberry, please?
[03:10:02] And add some chocolate sauce.
[03:10:04] Buddy, strawberry.
[03:10:07] Some chocolate-y-se.
[03:10:10] Okay.
[03:10:11] Okay.
[03:10:12] Why don't you put a spoon in it?
[03:10:18] Can I have a spoon, please?
[03:10:22] Here you go.
[03:10:23] Hey, the bowl.
[03:10:25] Okay.
[03:10:26] That wasn't...
[03:10:27] That's why we have a bowl shortage.
[03:10:29] We're supposed to leave those here.
[03:10:33] It was glass.
[03:10:36] Okay.
[03:10:40] Wasn't Helmart a week ago?
[03:10:42] Well, I dunno, go check the VODs, man.
[03:10:51] This is like the hot dog horror game, but with ice cream.
[03:10:55] Right.
[03:10:56] Even though it looks like you're still open,
[03:10:57] I had a long day of work and just needed a little treat.
[03:10:59] Ice cream all this cheers me up.
[03:11:00] The shop smells really nice.
[03:11:02] I like the way you keep everything so tidy.
[03:11:04] Could I have one bowl of vanilla with caramel?
[03:11:07] Vanilla with Caramel. Alright and then escape criminal by the way. Thanks I'm
[03:11:19] sure this will make things even better. There you go. There you go.
[03:11:37] clean clean how scared are you I'm just chilling man I'm just running the coffee
[03:11:48] shop bro I got a shotgun underneath if anyone runs in here you're still open
[03:11:57] this late everybody says that surprise anyone wants ice cream at this hour the
[03:12:01] street lights outside keep flickering someone should really fix those it's
[03:12:04] Un-subtaining this place used to smell nicer, too.
[03:12:07] Maybe clean the counter more often.
[03:12:10] Okay.
[03:12:13] Sorry, I just noticed these things.
[03:12:14] I used to run a small cafe myself, you know.
[03:12:17] People always said I was too particular, but standards matter.
[03:12:20] Anyways, give me one scoop of vanilla and two scoops of lemon.
[03:12:22] How about no after what you said?
[03:12:25] How about no?
[03:12:27] Yes, though, sucks ass and it smells like shit.
[03:12:30] And as I walked in, I was gonna thud around cause it sucks ass.
[03:12:33] By the way, can I have something?
[03:12:50] Alright, we do not clean these machines, by the way.
[03:12:54] Yeah, we don't clean these machines.
[03:12:57] Yes, we realize, well, McDonald's doesn't clean their machines. Why should we?
[03:13:02] You know and look at their sales
[03:13:06] Well these lights are starting out my nerves. I think that's enough. I'd better clean up and head out
[03:13:12] You know I'm saying
[03:13:20] Okay, I'm getting out of here
[03:13:26] I'm getting out of here, brother
[03:13:29] We're leaving this shit brother
[03:13:32] What? Oh wait, that's... no, no, that's the strawberry, uh, cherry drizzle, bro. That's
[03:13:43] the cherry drizzle. It is not blood. That's the cherry drizzle, you know. Yes, it is.
[03:13:57] I'm at Javre, Brazil.
[03:14:01] Wait a minute.
[03:14:03] Oh my God.
[03:14:04] The customers take their ice creams into the store.
[03:14:08] Whoa!
[03:14:09] Wait a minute.
[03:14:11] There is no escape.
[03:14:14] Yeah, I don't wanna escape.
[03:14:15] I really enjoy this job.
[03:14:16] No one's looking to escape.
[03:14:19] Very peaceful shop to run.
[03:14:24] Good.
[03:14:27] Man, we're closed. We're closed. Do you not see the sign? Even though it says it's open?
[03:14:40] Okay, what's happening here? Strawberry and a cone! You know what? I'm feeling nice
[03:14:54] today. I'm feeling nice. For free, by the way, for free. Day three.
[03:15:01] Day 3.
[03:15:20] Put the sign and wait.
[03:15:23] Oh shit.
[03:15:26] Oh, here's a toppings dispenser. Oh my God. Dude. I got white chocolate sprinkles and cookie
[03:15:38] crumbs. Sugar, these are all just different forms of sugar and shape-shifted. Sugar is
[03:15:47] a shape shifter hello again nice to see you yeah man sugars literally a druid nice
[03:15:57] to see you I thought I'd come by since yesterday's ice cream was really good
[03:16:01] today was even busier at work I usually come here on weekends but tonight I
[03:16:07] thought I'd stop by the shop smells really nice I needed a little break in
[03:16:12] some comfort food you get a top of me she that's great I'm absolutely
[03:16:15] assessment sprinkles. Now I get one scoop of blueberry and strawberry on a cone. Alright
[03:16:26] she didn't say cone. She did not say cone. Okay she wants a cone. Clearly. With what?
[03:16:41] sprinkles? Alright. Okay, there we go. The atmosphere is really calming. Oh my gosh.
[03:16:54] Lady, can you get out of here? Can you stop? Can you stop? You're polluting the atmosphere
[03:16:59] by constantly talking about it. Stop. Yeah, I handpicked five sprinkles and just put
[03:17:08] them on. We're very low on inventory.
[03:17:18] Oh yo, this dude. You're still running the shop. Yeah, it's been like five
[03:17:26] hours. I was walking by and thought I'd stop for a small treat the long day and
[03:17:30] nothing out of the ordinary that you believe. The lights in here feel cozy,
[03:17:33] but sometimes I think I see shapes moving in the corners. Wow, you should get
[03:17:36] I'm probably imagining it, or maybe I'm not a one you leave tonight and be careful around the alley behind the shop and you can get slippery.
[03:17:43] Whatever, can I have a bowl of vanilla and cherry sauce and white chocolate chips?
[03:17:47] Okay, vanilla...
[03:17:50] Vanilla with some cherry soos.
[03:17:56] And some white chocolate chippies.
[03:18:03] Okay.
[03:18:06] I want you to put a screw in there.
[03:18:10] Okay, there you go. There you go.
[03:18:23] Okay, yeah, this is good man. Anyone here run a run a ice cream shop?
[03:18:28] I feel like ice cream shops are are are are closed you man.
[03:18:38] So same kid hi mister I'm listening come tonight streets are darker than usual I sometimes hear
[03:18:51] voices behind the shop maybe it's just my imagination mom's worried as always I hope
[03:18:55] She's asleep. So she won't notice me again. It is gonna chocolate lemon and vanilla and a count. I don't think this isn't good man
[03:19:01] This is not good
[03:19:04] Okay, you can't just keep coming in here every single day
[03:19:11] Caramel sauce and sprinkles what I mean, damn I gotta run the shop. I just serve I just serve ice cream. I don't ask questions
[03:19:20] I don't ask questions. I'm just here to, you know,
[03:19:25] I have to pay the bills.
[03:19:32] Okay.
[03:19:46] I almost...what?
[03:19:50] I did it bug?
[03:19:57] Wait what?
[03:19:59] Hold on.
[03:20:01] Okay.
[03:20:02] Hold on.
[03:20:03] Wait a minute.
[03:20:04] Oh my god.
[03:20:06] Hold on.
[03:20:08] Hold on.
[03:20:10] Do you not see what's behind you?
[03:20:18] Okay.
[03:20:27] I'm a bit of a d-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t.
[03:20:30] Wait, the person's gone.
[03:20:34] Alright, don't come back!
[03:20:39] Oh, it's that dude.
[03:20:41] It's the default Unity guy.
[03:20:44] What that meant?
[03:20:45] Why not huh good no one nosing around and keep your eyes open yeah you never know who's
[03:20:51] watching I didn't come out here to chat just need some fresh air shriek sharp safe head
[03:20:54] in the cops there always one step behind saw some lead slicker valley could be nothing
[03:20:58] could be trouble I keep moving fast you understand can't linger are enough talking
[03:21:02] who's gonna talk about one vanilla to go and that cookie chips and then some cookie
[03:21:08] shapes I can't stay long oh yo this is not good you're gonna have to stay for a
[03:21:18] while because we don't have anything I have to make both of them yeah I gotta
[03:21:23] make everything dude is that that is not two scoops of chocolate I gotta
[03:21:28] I gotta burn that.
[03:21:31] I gotta burn it.
[03:21:34] The scary part will be in three hours.
[03:21:47] Okay bro.
[03:21:49] Okay.
[03:21:51] Okay, you can watch it freeze in real-time and now look at that speedrun.
[03:22:08] What was it again?
[03:22:09] Two chocolate and what?
[03:22:12] Two chocolate vanilla and some cookie crispies.
[03:22:18] I'm cooking this!
[03:22:21] Alright, there it is, man.
[03:22:25] Very nice.
[03:22:29] Okay!
[03:22:33] I might need to replace this.
[03:22:35] We got one scoop of strawberry.
[03:22:37] Might as well.
[03:22:39] Two scoops is basically none.
[03:22:48] Why did he not just give $20?
[03:22:57] Yo, what up dude?
[03:23:00] Hey, good to see you again. My boy wouldn't stop talking about your ice cream.
[03:23:02] He kept asking me if I get more. He'd be home a lot lately, you know, and just resting.
[03:23:06] Doctor says he needs to stay inside. I think he misses school. I keep telling me to get better soon.
[03:23:10] He just needs to eat a little more, smile a little more.
[03:23:13] Anyways, can I get the same thing as before? Chocolate, sherbet, and cone caramel sauce.
[03:23:17] chocolate strawberry caramel chocolate chip god damn it hold on oh my god oh my god
[03:23:31] while twist he doesn't have a son he's just guilty because he's eating this
[03:23:36] fattening shit yeah my son he loves this and then this guy just chow's down
[03:23:43] on it all right here you go bro don't worry man don't worry man I get it I get
[03:23:55] it ice cream is delicious I get it bro I get it man
[03:24:03] There's only 1500 players in High Guard, what is even going on?
[03:24:12] Let them enjoy dude!
[03:24:17] Love the sherbet.
[03:24:24] Oh my god.
[03:24:29] Hello?
[03:24:30] Oh my God. Hello? Hello?
[03:24:37] Who goes there?
[03:24:44] Where even was that noise?
[03:24:51] The freezer?
[03:24:53] Oh my God.
[03:24:58] I don't feel right. I think I need to see a doctor.
[03:25:03] Yo, he's just gonna prescribe you something to mellow you out.
[03:25:16] The sickness is getting worse. I don't feel right. The doctor said if I see anything strange, I should just close my eyes for five seconds.
[03:25:23] He said it would make the hallucinations go away. I need to remember that. Just close my eyes and count to five.
[03:25:30] One, two, three, four.
[03:25:36] Okay. It worked. It worked.
[03:25:40] It is it is a good game. It just takes a while. It just takes a little time. Okay.
[03:25:59] Oh, it's that lady from earlier. This neighborhood is getting strange. I could have sworn the
[03:26:06] man standing across the street three nights in a row I saw the same man just
[03:26:10] staring at this the witness shop window never moves never blinks ever seen him
[03:26:14] whatever a bowl of lemon tonight and add sprinkles
[03:26:18] right lemon with some spring keys
[03:26:24] apparently it gets insane on night five
[03:26:30] Yeah they say it's actually insane if you stick with it so we're getting to that point.
[03:26:43] Yeah they say what night six is insane.
[03:26:51] Who's they, um, people?
[03:26:58] Who's they, um, I'm not sure.
[03:27:01] Yo!
[03:27:03] Bro, I watch your streams!
[03:27:06] Dude!
[03:27:08] Can you tweet out my shop?
[03:27:10] I've been thinking about this place all day,
[03:27:12] long time no see, but I still remember
[03:27:13] the taste of that ice cream.
[03:27:14] It was really tasty.
[03:27:15] Blueberry, lemon, chocolate?
[03:27:17] Okay.
[03:27:19] Blueberry!
[03:27:21] But every single flavor you have on it, you know, really?
[03:27:29] And add chocolate and cookie crisps?
[03:27:35] That doesn't even fit in the machine.
[03:27:40] Okay.
[03:27:41] Oh my God.
[03:27:44] You just beta tested that.
[03:27:47] Thank you, man.
[03:27:49] It does look good.
[03:27:51] I might need to make one of those myself
[03:27:55] There you go
[03:28:05] Thanks, body that's the e way to spell buddy
[03:28:14] Thanks, body. Oh my god, sir
[03:28:18] You're back
[03:28:21] Evening your soul, but that's good to see my patrol tonight has been unusual
[03:28:24] I finally talked about who's been evading the law while I was here earlier. I got the signal
[03:28:27] He's been cornered. I hope no one else got hurt while I was trying to catch him
[03:28:30] The street feels a little calmer tonight knowing he won't be running for anymore
[03:28:34] He's the one who's caused all the commotion in this area lately. I don't usually makes work break
[03:28:39] Your shop has been a has been quite a refuge. Could I have a bowl of blueberry? Please add cherry sauce and white chocolate chips
[03:28:48] Sir, are you sure about this?
[03:28:54] You've been eating a lot of ice cream.
[03:28:57] Guys, I'm too far in.
[03:29:00] I can't Mexican it.
[03:29:01] I didn't know what happened at the end.
[03:29:03] Stay safe and keep the lights on.
[03:29:06] One of the reviews said it's better than BSG's ending.
[03:29:10] So, I mean, I'm gonna trust them.
[03:29:18] I'm going to trust that.
[03:29:35] What up, lady?
[03:29:36] It even...
[03:29:37] You're so open, that's great.
[03:29:38] Dude, they all say that.
[03:29:39] This week has been long, but I want to treat myself one last time.
[03:29:42] I enjoyed the calmness.
[03:29:43] This last time I played this late at night.
[03:29:44] Could you give me one scoop of chocolate and one scoop of strawberry and a cone?
[03:29:48] What what?
[03:29:53] Um, ma'am?
[03:29:55] Oh my god.
[03:29:58] Oh my god.
[03:30:00] What the hell?
[03:30:03] Yo, the doctor said this is gonna work.
[03:30:06] Oh my god!
[03:30:12] Oh wait, we're good, we're good.
[03:30:14] I think I was going like four seconds.
[03:30:18] Cookie and caramel, caramel and some cookies, some cookies.
[03:30:29] Nice.
[03:30:31] Yeah, I haven't messed up a single order, bro. I'm a natural.
[03:30:35] I'm a natural. We're gonna have to restock the chocolate soon.
[03:30:39] Who voted for this?
[03:30:48] Okay.
[03:30:49] Okay.
[03:30:50] I'm missing the streets, feel colder, darker, almost stayed home, mom isn't around tonight,
[03:30:53] I mean she's always busy but tonight feels different, I don't like being alone with someone,
[03:30:56] the little shop makes me feel less here, can I have chocolate, lemon and vanilla?
[03:31:00] I miss her streets feel colder. Darker almost stayed home mom isn't around tonight. I mean, she's always busy
[03:31:05] But tonight feels different. I don't like being a little something a little shot makes me feel less here
[03:31:08] Can I have chocolate lemon and vanilla on the cone?
[03:31:12] You know
[03:31:16] Chocolate vanilla lemon chocolate sauce cookies
[03:31:22] You know the mom is gonna be mad, but like this kid keeps this shop in business
[03:31:28] Number one customer.
[03:31:32] Okay.
[03:31:36] Oh yeah, I need more chocolate.
[03:31:40] Hold up. Let's go.
[03:31:44] Oh my god.
[03:31:48] I have a weapon!
[03:31:52] Hold on, man.
[03:31:56] Oh man, we're cooking right now. Hold on.
[03:32:03] You got a bunch here.
[03:32:07] Na na na na na na.
[03:32:09] Na na na na na na na...
[03:32:17] Na na na na na na na.
[03:32:19] Na na na na na na na na na na...
[03:32:22] Ice cream master.
[03:32:31] No way, no way it's double strawberry.
[03:32:33] No way, buddy.
[03:32:35] Chad, it's literally, guys.
[03:32:39] Guys, you're literally, god damn it, you're right, you're right.
[03:32:47] You're literally right.
[03:32:49] Oh, shit, it was supposed to be blueberry, dude, blueberry.
[03:32:57] It was supposed to be blueberry.
[03:33:04] Wasted.
[03:33:14] This guy loves the ice cream so much, he's so patient. He doesn't want blueberry.
[03:33:19] You know you're so good at it, I think I'm just a little, I was like, my boy, I had a rough night of the beer, just won't go down.
[03:33:24] I still have to work during the day to come to the hospital. The doctors keep saying they're doing their best, but I can't see it in their eyes when they talk.
[03:33:29] They already said more than enough of that word, just wanted to bring him something nice, something that feels normal.
[03:33:33] Blueberry, okay, blueberry and lemon. It's cooking.
[03:33:39] Blueberry and lemon.
[03:33:42] Blueberry and lemon actually sounds like an interestingly good flavor, okay?
[03:33:51] Bro, you don't need a lie and guilt trip just to eat an ice cream cone, okay?
[03:33:57] You don't need to tell me to convince yourself to eat this, okay?
[03:34:00] I know you don't got a kid.
[03:34:02] Okay, you don't got a kid.
[03:34:04] It's okay, man.
[03:34:05] It's okay.
[03:34:06] I'm not judging.
[03:34:07] 3-0-4. Oh god. What the heck?
[03:34:29] way what just happened
[03:34:40] the sickness is getting worse i don't feel right
[03:34:43] the doctors have i see anything strange is are you kidding me it
[03:34:47] it restarted the night
[03:34:59] Oh, yeah.
[03:35:13] Yeah, I need to beat another game.
[03:35:15] Okay, I'm not like you guys who just watch those games and doesn't beat anything.
[03:35:19] Okay, so what was have achievements here, guys?
[03:35:22] Okay, you want to understand?
[03:35:29] Lemon, uh, ball of lemon sprinkles.
[03:35:38] Done.
[03:35:39] He's right.
[03:35:40] Oh my god!
[03:35:41] There it is.
[03:35:42] Uh-uh.
[03:35:43] There it is.
[03:36:04] Can you be a good game instead?
[03:36:06] Good game?
[03:36:07] Injected topic, man. Okay.
[03:36:16] Oh, brawl.
[03:36:21] Chocolate and cookie chips. Okay.
[03:36:24] Very nice, very nice.
[03:36:43] All right, clean.
[03:37:04] What do you want again?
[03:37:05] Blueberry, cherry sauce, white chocolate chips.
[03:37:13] Alright, we're almost back to where I was.
[03:37:18] Okay, there it is.
[03:37:26] This wake me when next game.
[03:37:28] Buddy, no one's waking your ass up, dude.
[03:37:39] I want one scoop of chocolate and strawberry.
[03:37:49] Oh, not the...
[03:37:55] Okay, okay, okay, okay.
[03:38:00] Cookie and gummy mealy.
[03:38:05] All right, there we go.
[03:38:11] Very nice, very nice, one, two, done, done.
[03:38:23] Okay, I think this is where I died.
[03:38:35] I don't know where it's at.
[03:38:39] Right after this.
[03:38:44] Chocolate lemon vanilla.
[03:38:48] with sauce and chocolate chipie and cookie chips.
[03:39:12] Put the sprinkles on before the sauce.
[03:39:16] Oh, yeah, this is... okay, hold on.
[03:39:28] We're leaving everything open.
[03:39:36] scoop blueberry and lemon. With the caramel sauce. Alright. Was it here? Maybe it was here.
[03:40:02] Oh yeah, this is it!
[03:40:14] You're kidding. You're kidding. You're joking.
[03:40:21] Okay! Okay.
[03:40:26] Okay.
[03:40:28] Day question mark.
[03:40:32] It's the ice cream good, sweetie.
[03:40:35] You can have anything you want. I know Blueberry's your favorite. It's yummy, daddy.
[03:40:40] What?
[03:40:43] I had a kid this whole time?
[03:40:46] What is going on here?
[03:40:48] Oh, it's the default Unity guy.
[03:40:51] You remember this face?
[03:40:53] I do, from like 10 games.
[03:40:55] Or did you try to erase it from your memory in a long time? No, see.
[03:40:59] I didn't come here for ice cream. Why'd you snitch?
[03:41:01] The cops have been on my tail constantly.
[03:41:04] I came every night and the cops were constantly hanging around the shop.
[03:41:07] I thought I'd finally escaped and got away with it.
[03:41:09] If you hadn't snitched on me, maybe I would have actually made it.
[03:41:12] Then they caught me again because of you, but as you can see, I escaped again.
[03:41:16] It's time for your punishment.
[03:41:17] Say goodbye to your precious little shop.
[03:41:19] Please don't do this.
[03:41:20] My daughter is here too.
[03:41:22] What?
[03:41:23] What do you mean?
[03:41:58] Is this what happened?
[03:42:05] He's been in the hospital the whole time.
[03:42:10] Ethan, can you hear me?
[03:42:17] You were dreaming about Ice Cream Shop again.
[03:42:20] You kept shouting fire over and over and look at me.
[03:42:23] You're safe now.
[03:42:24] That fire happened five years ago.
[03:42:25] It's over.
[03:42:26] in a better place now.
[03:42:27] Which is a piece I promise.
[03:42:29] Look, someone is here to see you.
[03:42:30] The man who pulled you out of the flames that night is the reason you're still alive.
[03:42:35] Damn, this is a queso game.
[03:42:41] Wow.
[03:42:46] Okay, that was terrible our next game as
[03:43:16] As we continue, we are jumping to another brand new release known as
[03:43:36] another brand new release
[03:43:39] Known as...
[03:43:59] Wise guys.
[03:44:07] What is this?
[03:44:14] What do we got here, boys?
[03:44:21] Join code, session host, settings.
[03:44:24] We have borderless here.
[03:44:30] Free alpha.
[03:44:32] Okay.
[03:44:34] Okay.
[03:44:36] Voiparino, option missing.
[03:44:40] That's not good. Push to talk. Oh god, people have to put that on themselves. This is gonna be fun.
[03:44:48] Uh, session, how to play?
[03:44:52] Clear all stashes and load the loot into the van before the raid time runs out. Two to eight players, one boss, one rat, six wise guys.
[03:45:02] Load loot bags into the van, destroy the evidence. Rat can lower the raid power, replacing loot in a rat stash.
[03:45:09] Win condition, wise guys win if the rat is killed. All loot secured and evidence destroyed. Rat wins.
[03:45:16] The timer reaches 0. All wise guys are dead.
[03:45:20] Coordinate wise guys to clear stashes and seek out the rat.
[03:45:26] Can kill any players with a lethal attack, this is the boss, and it can be killed from
[03:45:31] behind or with a sharp weapon.
[03:45:33] One hit kills players with any weapon, spawn with a six shot revolver.
[03:45:38] The boss can be identified by a stock of stogey cigar in his mouth, the boss is the only
[03:45:43] role that can kill the rat, if a dead boss is discovered all players become lethal.
[03:45:48] Boss players must order the wise guys tactically while looking for any suspicious activities.
[03:45:53] Beware of any player holding a sharp object and a single hit from a sharp object will drop
[03:45:58] the boss.
[03:45:59] The boss shoots the wrong person, the gun is thrown onto the ground, allowing others
[03:46:01] a chance to pick it up.
[03:46:03] What?
[03:46:04] Wise guys must work together to clear the stashes and destroy the evidence before the
[03:46:09] rate timer hits zero, non-lethal, loopy enemies will downplay us for 30 seconds
[03:46:12] unless panic mode is activated.
[03:46:14] More perks if a rat is exposed, kick their ass and call the boss.
[03:46:20] Okay, let's see sessions
[03:46:25] Chat who's playing this
[03:46:28] I'm joining this guy's game
[03:46:32] Did no one's playing this bro. Oh my god
[03:46:36] What happened even that guy stopped playing
[03:46:42] Post
[03:46:49] Watch your break one of them is a what I
[03:46:54] Don't know who but where's a what I?
[03:47:00] Don't know who right now, but one of them is a what
[03:47:07] Okay, okay, okay
[03:47:14] It is up to eight players so technically you could do five
[03:47:19] All right.
[03:47:34] We need two more, I need two more slots, anybody out there?
[03:47:37] Yeah, make sure you use push to talk.
[03:47:40] You have to manually turn it on.
[03:47:42] Is it gonna be horrible if I am the rat?
[03:47:49] This is where it will not work.
[03:47:58] Yeah, that's the only thing, bruh.
[03:48:19] We could do six players.
[03:48:21] Let's try that.
[03:48:23] How even is this?
[03:48:30] Oh fuck you!
[03:48:33] You cock-sucker!
[03:48:34] Oh that's what he does.
[03:48:37] No wise guy wants a mic, one of them's a watt!
[03:48:42] Cock-sucker!
[03:48:43] One of them's a watt!
[03:48:48] Stash it, you cock-sucker!
[03:48:52] All right, wait hold on hold on I
[03:48:59] Yeah, what up, man? Okay, how do you talk here sharp objects kill the boss?
[03:49:12] Yeah, what up guys we all look like we are
[03:49:14] crunchy all right where's the boss boss is that she boss look at where's the
[03:49:22] boss oh my god oh yo he is he's the boss oh kill this fucking asshole no oh
[03:49:35] Yo, wait!
[03:49:37] Fuck you!
[03:49:38] Hold up!
[03:49:39] Hold on, man!
[03:49:41] No!
[03:49:42] Hold up, hold up!
[03:49:45] I got one of you who's a wuss!
[03:49:47] You piece of shit!
[03:49:49] Hey!
[03:49:53] I'm walking in!
[03:49:56] Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait!
[03:49:58] No!
[03:49:59] You're a wuss, guy!
[03:50:01] Hey, you're way ill!
[03:50:04] Here we go. Fuck you, Gabagoo.
[03:50:08] Dude, I press every single button.
[03:50:10] Use caps, Logbot.
[03:50:14] Oh shit! Oh my god!
[03:50:16] What the hell, boss?
[03:50:18] I'm walking here.
[03:50:20] You just whacked him? Why'd you whack him?
[03:50:22] I got him, yeah.
[03:50:24] He's good, he's good.
[03:50:28] Oh, fuckers!
[03:50:30] I'm not asking this shit.
[03:50:32] anyways you're the ride boss this is so informant boss I know all right boys the
[03:50:43] cocaine ain't gonna move itself let's move
[03:50:46] okay boss I'm new
[03:50:54] all right hold up let me just bang this who's the boss here what we doing what
[03:51:00] What do we do?
[03:51:01] I'm the boss.
[03:51:02] I'm the boss.
[03:51:03] I know what it will be, man.
[03:51:04] I think I've jumped the boss, man.
[03:51:05] You're the boss.
[03:51:06] You're the boss of what we're doing.
[03:51:07] Boss, I need direction here.
[03:51:09] Who's the boss?
[03:51:10] Okay!
[03:51:11] I need a boss.
[03:51:12] Dude, this is the darkest map.
[03:51:14] You can't see anything.
[03:51:17] Stash the guns, dumpsters.
[03:51:21] Oh!
[03:51:23] No!
[03:51:25] What the hell, man?
[03:51:30] Oh
[03:51:33] Sucka. Hey, yeah, where is everybody sucka?
[03:51:37] What the hell are you guys doing man? I
[03:51:42] Shoulda got
[03:51:45] cocaine man. Oh
[03:51:48] Shit, okay. I'm sorry boss. I'm sorry
[03:51:53] Who's even the boss the guy with the cigar? Oh
[03:52:00] I'm the boss. I'm the boss. Hey make me money. Who's this dead guy?
[03:52:09] He's dead we thought it was the rat boss
[03:52:15] You tell me to whack someone I whack them
[03:52:22] All right, I'm actually doing the executive man
[03:52:24] Boss we got slackers here we got slackers one of these boys is a rat boss
[03:52:34] Hey only the boss can hold the gun man
[03:52:39] I was making a gun at ya boss she was pointing a gun at ya that's her gun isn't that your
[03:52:48] trustee revolver.
[03:52:50] Ahhhh!
[03:52:52] Don't whack me!
[03:52:54] This guy.
[03:52:55] Take this guy out.
[03:52:56] He's got the voice of a thousand men.
[03:52:58] I'm going to whack you, eh?
[03:53:00] What are you going to do?
[03:53:02] Are you going to shoot me with that?
[03:53:03] Are you going to shoot me with that?
[03:53:04] What are you going to do?
[03:53:05] Okay.
[03:53:06] I ain't missing a round, eh?
[03:53:08] Good work.
[03:53:09] I'm going, I'm going.
[03:53:11] Alright, I'm moving.
[03:53:13] Ahhhh!
[03:53:14] Wait, what are you following me around
[03:53:16] Why you following me around all suspicious like kill this fucking ass
[03:53:22] So better keep an eye on that butchery
[03:53:25] Around boss you're gonna let it you're gonna let him talk about that you're gonna let him talk to me like that
[03:53:30] You're gonna let him you're gonna look you're get what the why is this mic broken?
[03:53:35] We got the gun watch out with the gun
[03:53:38] Keep an eye on that butcher. I don't trust that butcher over there. He's just chasing around not stashing nothing
[03:53:43] Hey, put it down buddy put it down
[03:53:47] Are you going to that drug? Hey, what did you guys are super loud, and I can't hear some work
[03:53:56] Option missing oh reset my mic talk
[03:54:02] Come on now is it good
[03:54:13] Get to work. Put down the fucking gun. What's wrong with you old man? Put it down.
[03:54:17] Yo, we are both on the floor. Don't leave the drugs on the floor. What are you doing?
[03:54:22] Pick that up. We got a stash. Put it in the van.
[03:54:24] That's what we've been doing. You're the one hitting everybody.
[03:54:27] Putting guns at all the wise guys.
[03:54:29] I found the bed.
[03:54:33] Hey, another man near the boss.
[03:54:36] Fuck you.
[03:54:37] I'll probably drop this item for you. I'll leave this bed alone. I don't try to like that.
[03:54:41] I'm not a big fan of bats.
[03:54:43] Hey, hey, hey!
[03:54:45] Watch, move the product! The cops are gonna show up! Let's go!
[03:54:49] Oh! No!
[03:54:51] And you tell him I'm walking the problem.
[03:54:55] Stave only!
[03:54:57] No!
[03:54:59] Alright, we got two more.
[03:55:05] Hey, yo, hold this for us, you useless fuck!
[03:55:07] Ah!
[03:55:09] Oh, yeah, what do you mean by the boom boom?
[03:55:13] All right, boss we got a couple more here
[03:55:16] We got a go trust the guy with the glasses all right he's got he smells like a rat so most likely is a rat
[03:55:27] Here it is I found the stage. Oh, hey old man. Hey, I'm doing the bosses work here
[03:55:39] What do you get, the wise guy?
[03:55:43] Boss, you see this?
[03:55:45] I saw that shit.
[03:55:47] Here I am just trying to, you know, do what you want me to do.
[03:55:52] I can't work with wise guys like that.
[03:55:54] Alright, let me grab my piece, I'll take care of it.
[03:55:58] The butcher is having an existential moment here.
[03:56:03] Shit.
[03:56:04] The butcher?
[03:56:05] Oh, there it is.
[03:56:06] Long line of work?
[03:56:07] What's going on?
[03:56:08] Can you hear me, boy?
[03:56:09] I can hear you.
[03:56:10] I can hear you now?
[03:56:11] Oh, thank you, man.
[03:56:13] I feel like I'm running out of things to beg now.
[03:56:16] I need a high-pitched body.
[03:56:17] I'm just the one remaining.
[03:56:18] I'm walking in.
[03:56:21] And I need somebody to show up.
[03:56:23] Why everyone dead, boy?
[03:56:29] What?
[03:56:30] Stash the cash.
[03:56:31] 11 remaining?
[03:56:36] Is somebody all right?
[03:56:37] I don't know who the rat is here, but you kinda look like a rat.
[03:56:41] Ah, what the fuck ah!
[03:56:44] Fuck you!
[03:56:46] Ah, pick me up, pick me up!
[03:56:49] Let me help you, buddy.
[03:56:50] Let me help you, buddy.
[03:56:52] Let me help you.
[03:56:53] That was the boss!
[03:56:54] Boss, get over here.
[03:56:55] He's dead.
[03:56:57] Hey, you're telling the boss what to do?
[03:57:00] Yo, the boss initiated the rat.
[03:57:02] Yeah, but you ain't doing that.
[03:57:03] The boss initiated the hit.
[03:57:06] Pick me up, man. Pick me up.
[03:57:07] Oh, the fuck, dude. You're the rat, aren't you?
[03:57:09] You're the rat.
[03:57:10] Get out of the sky.
[03:57:11] I'm not the rat. I'm not the rat.
[03:57:14] He's the butcher, but he hasn't done any butchering.
[03:57:16] Hey, pick me up, I wish.
[03:57:18] All right, all right, all right.
[03:57:20] He's not the rat. He's not the rat.
[03:57:22] He's not the rat? I don't know.
[03:57:24] I'm going to keep it close on him, though.
[03:57:25] What happened to half the wise guys?
[03:57:27] I'm not the rat. I'm not the rat, man.
[03:57:30] Stop saying I'm the rat.
[03:57:31] I'm not the rat.
[03:57:33] Oh
[03:57:36] No, I need a chair where all the chairs go
[03:57:44] I got another one here. There's a chair out here. All right
[03:57:53] Another one
[03:57:55] What does that mean?
[03:57:57] I ain't no one.
[03:57:58] Let's hit this up.
[03:58:00] Hope you caught him.
[03:58:00] I ain't no one.
[03:58:01] Yeah, he's kinda clunky.
[03:58:02] Oh yeah.
[03:58:03] Look at all this.
[03:58:04] Look at all this cash.
[03:58:05] Oh, I know.
[03:58:06] Look at this cash in the bag.
[03:58:06] Yo, make sure you bring that back to the damn bag.
[03:58:09] Yeah, I stole it.
[03:58:10] So two more stacks here.
[03:58:11] This cash is gonna be solid.
[03:58:12] It's gonna be good.
[03:58:13] It's gonna be good for the family.
[03:58:14] I love this cash.
[03:58:15] Get the life of the bag.
[03:58:17] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
[03:58:18] Usually the loudest is the weakest.
[03:58:22] I agree with that.
[03:58:23] Don't trust the guy with the glasses, all right?
[03:58:25] Bring me a chair.
[03:58:26] I need to throw it at him.
[03:58:27] Hey, what the fuck?
[03:58:29] Are you kidding me right now?
[03:58:32] You psychopath.
[03:58:33] I think I got the blast shot.
[03:58:35] BIO IS THE RAT.
[03:58:39] Dude, more accurate.
[03:58:42] BIO, what the heck man?
[03:58:47] Fucking BIO, you fucking...
[03:58:49] I don't know man.
[03:58:50] I was trying to act man.
[03:58:53] man
[03:58:56] Can we get a daytime map? Oh, I have to go ahead thing
[03:59:05] Oh
[03:59:10] Alright boys
[03:59:12] Who's a rat? Let's see at the boss at
[03:59:15] The boss get in line. I'm the damn boss. All right start moving. Are you watching the ball?
[03:59:20] Start stashing the evidence. Let's move. We gotta get out of here.
[03:59:24] Hey, watch out. I wanna walk. I wanna walk, boss.
[03:59:27] Alright, the cops are gonna show up. Hurry up.
[03:59:31] Let's go.
[03:59:35] Fuck you.
[03:59:36] Stop botching, man.
[03:59:39] You cock-sucker.
[03:59:41] Hey, hey. Put the bottle down, man.
[03:59:45] What are you doing right now? What are you doing?
[03:59:47] Come in here. Come in here.
[03:59:49] Oh, get me go well, this guy's got a gun. Oh, yeah, I'm the boss of course
[04:00:00] What are you doing with that why you don't
[04:00:08] Don't make me shoot you in the kneecap start stashing the evidence
[04:00:19] One of you is a rat.
[04:00:25] I don't know what the rat controls are. I don't know if they uh...
[04:00:28] Hey, what's going on in here? Who stabbed him?
[04:00:31] Oh my god.
[04:00:33] Jesus. Jesus.
[04:00:35] What happened?
[04:00:37] Ow!
[04:00:39] Ow!
[04:00:41] Oh my god!
[04:00:43] Relax!
[04:00:45] Ow!
[04:00:47] He's in there. He's in there.
[04:00:49] He's down. He's locked in.
[04:00:51] Let's talk. Let's talk.
[04:00:53] Let's talk, man.
[04:00:55] Give me the gun.
[04:00:57] I'm the boss.
[04:00:59] Let's talk. Let's talk, boys.
[04:01:03] Okay, everybody relax. Who's got the cigar?
[04:01:05] Who's got the cigar? How do I drop the gun?
[04:01:07] Who's the boss?
[04:01:09] If the cigar's in the mouth,
[04:01:11] they're the boss.
[04:01:13] Guys, respect your own mind,
[04:01:15] turn on you all right everybody god damn it man one objective pick up the damn
[04:01:22] evidence people look at this shit pick this up the cops are showing up let's
[04:01:27] move get it in the van shit that guy was my loyal you wasn't the rat who was
[04:01:35] That guy
[04:01:39] It's a man good shit
[04:01:43] Yeah, listen to me listen to me. I need you to keep your eyes open you gotta keep your eyes open all right
[04:01:50] If you see a rat you know what to do all right tell me if you're standing next to a rat and bling points
[04:01:57] All right, I'll shoot them
[04:02:05] I didn't do shit!
[04:02:07] How do you know?
[04:02:09] I didn't do shit!
[04:02:11] Put it down, put it down, put it down, we work this out
[04:02:13] Relax, relax
[04:02:17] Everybody relax
[04:02:19] I didn't fucking touch nobody
[04:02:21] Why you, why you think he's the rat, explain
[04:02:25] Get your shovel one of our wise guys
[04:02:29] No explanation
[04:02:31] You're just lying.
[04:02:33] Oh my god, damn spoiling.
[04:02:35] No.
[04:02:36] Alright everybody relax, put the damn evidence in.
[04:02:39] Why are you guys stacking it outside the van?
[04:02:41] Put it in!
[04:02:45] Can't you talk about it?
[04:02:47] It's in the dumpster you fucks.
[04:02:53] Oh my god, it's not my god.
[04:02:55] Oh my god.
[04:02:57] I'm scheduled guest.
[04:02:59] I can't get against
[04:03:01] I'll take out this guy with the shot
[04:03:03] I'll get out with the worst game
[04:03:05] Stop shibbling people
[04:03:07] Stop man
[04:03:09] Stop
[04:03:11] Okay chill
[04:03:13] Fuck this game man
[04:03:15] I can't feel my legs
[04:03:17] I can't feel my fucking legs
[04:03:19] Stop screaming
[04:03:21] Stop screaming
[04:03:23] It's right
[04:03:25] Why are you screaming
[04:03:27] Oh
[04:03:42] Dude what just happened? We won now yeah, we won
[04:03:52] All right, yeah, does this game have one map are there multiple maps here
[04:03:57] Oh my god, hey yo, turn the streams off bro, turn them off.
[04:04:19] Alright boys.
[04:04:20] Oh that uh hum oh really bitch the uh hum hum do you okay bro motherfucker hey hey
[04:04:34] hey keep your distance hey butcha butcha butcha go chop chop eat butcha then what
[04:04:44] What does my Q do?
[04:04:54] Hey!
[04:04:59] Yo, what does Q do?
[04:05:01] I need to search the guns, man!
[04:05:03] Where'd the guns at?
[04:05:09] Where's the boss at?
[04:05:11] I see the gun. I see the gun. I'm warning you.
[04:05:21] Ah, you fucking asshole. Ah, I have a headache. I have a headache, someone.
[04:05:33] someone
[04:05:35] fuck the fuck this guy's got a shovel
[04:05:37] yo you're both fuck keep
[04:05:39] fuck keep him
[04:05:41] watch my back watch my back
[04:05:43] fuck
[04:05:45] find out
[04:05:47] how do you kill him
[04:05:51] yo what happened who's the boss
[04:05:53] where's he? where's the boss
[04:05:55] you look like a boss for me
[04:05:57] but you don't have that cigar
[04:05:59] i'm the boss
[04:06:01] Ah, he turds!
[04:06:03] He turds!
[04:06:05] I mean, babe.
[04:06:07] I mean, babe.
[04:06:09] Where the hell is the boss?
[04:06:11] I mean, babe.
[04:06:13] Everybody get back to work.
[04:06:15] I can't work.
[04:06:17] I'm these...
[04:06:19] The boss is hiding. I'm right here.
[04:06:21] What's up?
[04:06:23] Oh, wait, are you sure?
[04:06:25] Oh, yeah, he's got the cigar.
[04:06:27] That's the boss. What do you want us to do, man?
[04:06:29] back up back up all right let's move let's move
[04:06:33] hey i never lie even when i tell the truth
[04:06:38] yo what the fuck hey yo you throwing shares of people oh
[04:06:44] maybe that's not me
[04:06:48] hey i was helping here we're going to eat
[04:06:50] oh yeah how are we doing here everybody relax oh this is the worst business ever man
[04:06:56] What the fuck?
[04:06:58] Hey, what the fuck is that?
[04:07:00] What the fuck is that?
[04:07:02] Ah!
[04:07:04] Are you doing it?
[04:07:06] No, that's all.
[04:07:07] Hey, we're trying to stash this.
[04:07:09] It's supposed to be a family.
[04:07:11] Why are you punching?
[04:07:13] What are you doing, man? Get to work.
[04:07:17] Dude, I don't know how the rat works. I don't follow.
[04:07:21] Let's walk. Let's walk.
[04:07:23] The queue is weird.
[04:07:25] I can't...
[04:07:27] Hey, there's more stash here. Help!
[04:07:29] Hey, there's cash right here.
[04:07:31] How do you do this right?
[04:07:33] Oh, right here. Yep.
[04:07:35] Perfect.
[04:07:37] Nice. Alright.
[04:07:39] Hey, you fucking guys!
[04:07:41] You fucking guys!
[04:07:43] You fucking guys!
[04:07:45] Help!
[04:07:47] You fucking guys!
[04:07:49] You fucking guys!
[04:08:21] Oh, hi.
[04:08:23] Yo, that was the action.
[04:08:24] I hit you with a shovel.
[04:08:25] I'm sorry.
[04:08:26] You guys shut the fuck up.
[04:08:29] Ha ha ha ha ha.
[04:08:31] Dude.
[04:08:35] Info with the rat.
[04:08:40] Yeah, hold on.
[04:08:41] Is there a different map?
[04:08:44] I don't think there is.
[04:08:48] Read rat info on the menu.
[04:08:51] Well, it comes visible to players who witness a rat action.
[04:08:55] Lethal damage to another player, stash him, item in a rat stat.
[04:08:58] Get to work, Keppie!
[04:09:02] Lethal, non-lethal, rat vision, connect with Staplelydors to travel around the map faster.
[04:09:08] Oh!
[04:09:13] The rat can only be killed by the boss unless Panic Mode is active.
[04:09:17] As in
[04:09:23] So you can move some of the stuff around
[04:09:38] He's right, he's right
[04:09:41] You're right. He's an elder bro. He's an elder listen to him. He's an old fucking twice
[04:09:45] All right, we're all we're all wise guys
[04:09:50] Stop punching me stupid fuck
[04:09:55] Guys
[04:09:58] I saw my back up first back the elder man
[04:10:02] Up in spaghetti slurping dude. Come on
[04:10:09] Smite all right, let's get you it. Let's get you a bandage. All right, your head is cracked open man
[04:10:15] yeah am i too hot i can't seem straight yes i out doc we're a doc i used to be a vet a vet
[04:10:25] dog but i can't heal myself hmm all right who needs a doctor right here i need a doctor i need a
[04:10:37] doctor to oh no i'm a doctor of literature you need a medical doctor i uh boss are you
[04:10:45] what are you doing boss? how was your day?
[04:10:47] I'm just gonna walk and do it
[04:10:49] I don't want to do it with the boss
[04:10:51] I'm sorry man, I'm sorry
[04:10:53] get to it
[04:10:55] it's okay
[04:10:57] I was just asking boss
[04:10:59] damn
[04:11:01] let me do it
[04:11:03] alright let me go find some cash to stash
[04:11:09] one of you guys is the rat
[04:11:11] I don't trust anything
[04:11:13] I
[04:11:27] Just see the distance I could throw is impressive
[04:11:32] Don't be going shit. He's going shit people. I'm sorry. Okay. I was just testing the velocity of the chair
[04:11:44] Whoa!
[04:11:48] Yeah, where's the last cache? Where'd we put this?
[04:11:58] Where'd we put the- where the hell's the cache? Badden the rat stashed it somewhere.
[04:12:06] Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[04:12:09] Are you kidding me? Yeah, we got a guy who was going on over here.
[04:12:12] I just came out with the ball you're the boss never mind never mind never mind
[04:12:18] All right, all right, I thought you were a killer, but if you wanted to kill him, it's fine
[04:12:23] Where the hell is the last
[04:12:27] We got some coke here is that it right there. Oh, yeah, right here right here hold this real quick
[04:12:32] the cash is right there man okay we got a bag yet see you work boy
[04:12:49] You're a fuck off!
[04:12:53] Holy fuck!
[04:12:57] I might get passed all of it!
[04:12:59] Alright everybody,
[04:13:00] pick up the fucking cash and let's go!
[04:13:03] You can't be! I know who to kill!
[04:13:07] This is the stupidest game ever!
[04:13:10] I thought most of it was here!
[04:13:11] What the fuck is this thing? It's just to kill me!
[04:13:14] I'm stupid! I'm like too stupid!
[04:13:16] I'm dead!
[04:13:19] What the fuck man?
[04:13:21] Dude, I was working for the rat.
[04:13:24] They told me they pay good, they pay good, they just shoot me.
[04:13:27] What is that guy here?
[04:13:29] Dude, where the fuck is the one?
[04:13:32] Oh, he found it.
[04:13:33] Oh, here he is, here he is.
[04:13:34] Go down, cash, cash, cash, goes away, you get paid, you go on to your family.
[04:13:39] You got this, you got this man, grab that shit.
[04:13:41] Let's go, let's go.
[04:13:43] everybody back the fuck up back the fuck up money coming through oh my god dude I think
[04:14:02] that bowler ended it
[04:14:06] duty message message
[04:14:13] alright nice
[04:14:16] yo the rat is the hardest roll
[04:14:20] i am a motherfucker
[04:14:22] bio i don't think i think he gets paid
[04:14:25] i think he needs a
[04:14:28] hey
[04:14:32] All right, boys, let's move.
[04:14:39] Hey, back up.
[04:14:40] Hey, money coming.
[04:14:41] All right, you want to talk to the boss.
[04:14:44] Schedule the meeting.
[04:14:45] I'm going to be in the pool room.
[04:14:47] You come near me.
[04:14:48] You're going to take a bullet to the head.
[04:14:51] Hey, boss, relax.
[04:14:54] Everybody relax here.
[04:14:56] Hey.
[04:14:57] Yo, what the fuck was that?
[04:15:00] You come close to me.
[04:15:01] you're gonna get hit you're gonna get shot in the face
[04:15:07] let's go let- hey what are you doing right now?
[04:15:09] what are you doing right now?
[04:15:10] I'm the boss man, get away from my boss
[04:15:12] I don't have any pockets
[04:15:13] I don't have meat to shop man
[04:15:15] alright listen you're my you're my second in command alright
[04:15:18] tell everybody to go get the cash put it in the van let's go
[04:15:21] hey boss I got cash look at me look at me boss
[04:15:24] look at you doing all wise guys
[04:15:26] just like you trained me just like you taught me
[04:15:28] move
[04:15:31] all right let's keep it up now come on
[04:15:35] get him in line tell him to move the stash as a cash let's go
[04:15:41] I never lie boss even when I never mind fuck
[04:15:50] careful with those chairs the self-defense chair boss self-defense
[04:15:55] chair all right
[04:16:01] I have two more stashes and cash. Let's move
[04:16:12] Where you moving that you know where the band is I don't know where the van are you kidding me right now?
[04:16:16] Are you kidding me?
[04:16:20] Why are you acting like a rat? He doesn't know where the van is
[04:16:23] You didn't know where the balance
[04:16:28] We're not a thing
[04:16:31] What the fuck what if there's a cash go now? Oh, what's fuck to take you to the van? Oh
[04:16:36] There we go. Oh
[04:16:41] I'm the boss I can hit me around want oh
[04:16:44] shit
[04:16:47] Yes, yes, yes, good
[04:16:50] Let's go yo evidence next the cops are showing up let's move
[04:16:57] Evidence next if you're not working you're a rat
[04:17:01] I don't see evidence in your hand, you're a rat.
[04:17:07] I see some right here.
[04:17:09] Who has free hands?
[04:17:11] Boss, you got to stick come when no one else can.
[04:17:14] You're right, you're right.
[04:17:15] Hey, back up, back up.
[04:17:18] You're right, man, you're right.
[04:17:20] No one but you.
[04:17:22] Listen, listen, listen, you're my second in hand.
[04:17:25] I want you to hold this gun.
[04:17:26] Hold the gun.
[04:17:26] Boss, I'm walking here.
[04:17:27] Hold the gun.
[04:17:28] All right.
[04:17:30] Alright, if anyone's not holding him, I trust you.
[04:17:34] Okay, okay, I cover your back. I cover your back. He's safe.
[04:17:37] Okay, okay.
[04:17:38] Yo, that guy's got a fucking gun!
[04:17:40] I gave it to him! I gave it to him!
[04:17:42] You stupid fuck! He's the Watt!
[04:17:46] Who's the Watt? He's the Watt!
[04:17:47] He's not the Watt! He's not the Watt!
[04:17:48] Hey, put the gun down! Hey!
[04:17:51] Hey, don't die!
[04:17:54] Why'd you shoot him?
[04:17:56] I'll fucking kill you!
[04:17:57] I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding!
[04:17:58] You stupid fuck!
[04:18:02] Where the hell did you put the gun man?
[04:18:04] What the fuck is going on?
[04:18:06] Everything is going fine, you're gonna start to relax.
[04:18:08] Relax.
[04:18:10] Where'd you put the gun?
[04:18:12] I said get out.
[04:18:14] Don't get down buddy.
[04:18:16] Don't follow me.
[04:18:18] Don't get the boss.
[04:18:20] Everybody relax.
[04:18:22] Yo, yo, yo.
[04:18:24] What are you doing?
[04:18:26] What you do even I'm leaving all right get the evidence we're getting out of here all right. Let's move okay. I
[04:18:33] Get the steep boss
[04:18:35] Move
[04:18:43] I see man, what are you doing right now? What are you doing? Oh?
[04:18:48] Yeah, what are you doing right now?
[04:18:50] man I've done half the work no one else is doing anything all right
[04:18:56] you can have a bathroom right you can have a bathroom right
[04:18:59] okay where's the last evidence
[04:19:07] I got you boss I got you got you cover me I cover me
[04:19:10] I will I will we got five minutes the cops are showing up let's go
[04:19:14] Right here, right here, evidence!
[04:19:16] Oh no, guns and drugs, let's move!
[04:19:20] We still got a rat amongst us!
[04:19:28] Oh, who the fuck is the rat, man?
[04:19:33] There's eight of your enemies, boss!
[04:19:36] I know, I know, I ain't... keep that pool stick, uh...
[04:19:39] You'll cover me, coming out with some money, or some drugs.
[04:19:42] let's go let's go
[04:19:45] i'm stuck
[04:19:53] i'm covering the boss
[04:19:55] i'm trying to second-guess you man are you actually
[04:19:57] no no no it's okay boy it's okay it's okay
[04:20:00] i asked god for a bike once
[04:20:02] god doesn't work that way you know
[04:20:04] so i stole a bike
[04:20:06] and that's for forgiveness
[04:20:08] that's great man that's great
[04:20:10] Yeah.
[04:20:10] Yo, we all say this guy's got a gun of the boss.
[04:20:13] Check this out.
[04:20:14] It's working.
[04:20:15] Yeah, who said you could pick up a pool stick, all right?
[04:20:17] The pool stick is only for the second in command.
[04:20:20] I don't want you to be a boss.
[04:20:22] Everybody relax.
[04:20:23] I don't trust it.
[04:20:24] Everybody relax.
[04:20:25] Yeah.
[04:20:25] He's been sketchy the whole time.
[04:20:27] Come on, man.
[04:20:28] Come on, man.
[04:20:29] Oh, what?
[04:20:30] Hey!
[04:20:32] Get off!
[04:20:33] Get off!
[04:20:34] Oh!
[04:20:37] Wait, who was the rat?
[04:20:38] the guy with the shovel?
[04:20:44] What?
[04:20:46] What?
[04:20:47] Yeah, let me see if I can change the map.
[04:20:51] New lobby, hold up.
[04:20:54] You fucking what?
[04:20:57] Is there actually a way to change the map?
[04:21:02] Eeeeh, ah!
[04:21:08] I don't think there is. I think this is the only map.
[04:21:12] Feels bad.
[04:21:15] What the fuck, man?
[04:21:20] Really?
[04:21:23] It's a one dev game. We broke it and we have nine players now.
[04:21:28] Heyo, Dev!
[04:21:37] We'll make it work.
[04:21:50] Maybe we have two rats now.
[04:21:53] Oh my god.
[04:21:57] You know what, the game is just lore accurate at this point.
[04:22:00] What?
[04:22:01] All right boys, let's move guns and drugs, let's go.
[04:22:13] All right, boys.
[04:22:15] Let's go, let's go.
[04:22:17] You cock-sucker?
[04:22:18] Hey!
[04:22:19] Cock-sucker?
[04:22:20] Oh!
[04:22:21] Okay boys, let's work.
[04:22:24] All right, let's move guns and drugs start moving around boys. You slack if you slack you're gonna die
[04:22:36] Oh the mic keeps breaking that's why
[04:22:41] All right
[04:22:44] All right, why are you standing there, huh? Get other things to do
[04:22:54] We are you
[04:22:58] Keep your eyes peeled we got a rat here from the miggly only miggly only family all right keep your eyes open
[04:23:15] Man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man, man
[04:23:18] No!
[04:23:20] You're right, you're right.
[04:23:22] I got the guns, where do they go?
[04:23:24] Hey, you want this gun, or what?
[04:23:26] I need this gift to receive.
[04:23:28] Hey, put the gun down!
[04:23:30] Oh, shit, gun, gun, gun!
[04:23:32] Get the gun down, man!
[04:23:34] Take it, take it, take it!
[04:23:36] Put it down!
[04:23:38] Put that goddamn gun down, now!
[04:23:40] No!
[04:23:42] You're a Miglione!
[04:23:44] Okay, okay, okay.
[04:23:46] I'm not I'm not all right. All right
[04:23:51] Our stashing shit
[04:24:05] How do you know how do you know
[04:24:16] I have some friends!
[04:24:18] Everybody stay calm!
[04:24:20] Everyone stay calm!
[04:24:22] Everybody relax!
[04:24:24] Everybody relax!
[04:24:26] Everybody relax!
[04:24:28] Everybody stay calm!
[04:24:30] Who's the f***ing rat?
[04:24:32] Shut the f*** up!
[04:24:34] Someone help me up!
[04:24:36] Hey! Chill! Chill!
[04:24:38] Please don't kill me!
[04:24:40] Oh f***!
[04:24:42] Oh f***!
[04:24:44] I
[04:24:49] Don't look that bad let me see you man
[04:24:56] No, don't give a step forward
[04:25:00] All right, I got mine back up. Can you see can you see man? Can you see I can see yeah?
[04:25:05] All right. All right. You don't look like you can see man. All right. I don't think he's the miglione
[04:25:10] He's not a miglione
[04:25:12] No miglione would take a beating like that and get back up
[04:25:14] He's safe, he's safe.
[04:25:16] He's fine.
[04:25:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:25:20] True, true boss. Well said, well said.
[04:25:22] Yeah, he's loyal.
[04:25:26] Oh my god.
[04:25:28] Why'd you do that?
[04:25:30] This guy, this guy.
[04:25:32] No, no, no, no.
[04:25:34] Kill him, kill him.
[04:25:36] Oh my god.
[04:25:38] Oh my god.
[04:25:40] Oh my god.
[04:25:42] I'll die in the fridge!
[04:25:43] I'll not be an ex-friendly!
[04:25:45] Hey!
[04:25:47] Get off me!
[04:25:48] You're not gonna be an ex-friendly!
[04:25:49] Everybody relax!
[04:25:50] I'm an ex-cheat!
[04:25:55] I'm gonna call the police!
[04:25:56] I'm gonna call the police!
[04:25:57] Fuck this!
[04:25:57] No, don't do this!
[04:25:58] Call the police!
[04:25:59] What are you talking about?
[04:26:00] I'm gonna call the police!
[04:26:01] I'm gonna-
[04:26:01] What?
[04:26:02] What are you doing?
[04:26:02] Call the police!
[04:26:03] Fuck this!
[04:26:04] I'm just gonna-
[04:26:05] What is going on?
[04:26:05] I'm just gonna fuck him!
[04:26:07] Everybody relax!
[04:26:08] Everybody relax!
[04:26:10] Okay?
[04:26:11] I was choking man. I was choking plus a choke.
[04:26:16] Oh, no, no, no! There's a little guy in this closet sharing your face.
[04:26:22] Holy shit, you know a joke about the damn Polo.
[04:26:25] Don't kill me, don't kill me!
[04:26:27] Beep me! Beep me! Don't kill me!
[04:26:29] Alright, everybody relax. Everybody relax. Breathe.
[04:26:33] Fucking rat.
[04:26:34] We don't know.
[04:26:35] I can't see shit. I can't see.
[04:26:37] We don't know.
[04:26:38] Boss, I can't see. Lead me.
[04:26:40] That's okay
[04:26:44] Someone got into the bathroom bring him to the bathroom guy in the white suit bring him to the bathroom
[04:26:59] Let him get up
[04:27:10] What's going on?
[04:27:12] I was on the verge of retire
[04:27:14] Turn the lights off
[04:27:16] Look, we already lost one of the big bosses, alright?
[04:27:19] We thought it was the big Leone
[04:27:21] I can't see shit
[04:27:23] I never did say it
[04:27:25] I got to burn this
[04:27:28] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[04:27:30] Burn that
[04:27:31] Okay, alright, it will...
[04:27:32] So it's small and only a little bit
[04:27:34] It's gonna look like...
[04:27:35] Ah, god! Who threw that?
[04:27:37] It just looks like a thousand bees stun you.
[04:27:40] You're so good, he's eating it.
[04:27:41] Put me down, boss.
[04:27:42] Put me down off my misery.
[04:27:44] No, no, no.
[04:27:45] Just wash.
[04:27:45] You can wash it off, man.
[04:27:46] Go to the bathroom.
[04:27:47] Ha.
[04:27:48] Ha.
[04:27:48] Ha.
[04:27:49] Ha.
[04:27:49] Ha.
[04:27:50] Ha.
[04:27:50] Ha.
[04:27:51] Ha.
[04:27:51] Ha.
[04:27:52] Ha.
[04:27:52] Ha.
[04:27:53] Ha.
[04:27:53] Ha.
[04:27:54] Ha.
[04:27:54] Ha.
[04:27:55] Ha.
[04:27:55] Ha.
[04:27:56] Ha.
[04:27:56] Ha.
[04:27:57] Ha.
[04:27:57] Ha.
[04:27:58] Ha.
[04:27:58] Ha.
[04:27:59] Ha.
[04:27:59] Ha.
[04:28:00] Ha.
[04:28:00] Ha.
[04:28:01] Ha.
[04:28:01] Ha.
[04:28:02] Ha.
[04:28:03] Ha.
[04:28:03] Ha.
[04:28:04] Ha.
[04:28:04] Ha.
[04:28:05] Ha.
[04:28:06] What was that?
[04:28:07] And prompted you to hear that.
[04:28:09] You still got a rat amongst us, ok?
[04:28:12] Everybody chill.
[04:28:13] I heard there's a lot of rat...
[04:28:15] Yo, who's the fucking rat?
[04:28:17] That's who we line him up and start killing him until we find the rat.
[04:28:22] What are you doing, man?
[04:28:24] Why are you attacking random people?
[04:28:27] Attack and rape the people!
[04:28:29] You're gonna be destroyed right there!
[04:28:35] This guy is a little rough.
[04:28:37] Give me the shovel. Give me the shovel.
[04:28:41] I want all of you guys to stop.
[04:28:43] Oh my God!
[04:28:45] Jesus Christ.
[04:28:47] Goddamn rat, you a miglioney!
[04:28:49] You're a miglioney!
[04:28:53] Take him out, Uncle. He's a miglioney.
[04:28:57] What is it? What is it? What is it?
[04:29:00] Oh my god, you actually can't see. You actually can't see.
[04:29:03] I can't see boss. What is it?
[04:29:05] Oh my god. What is it?
[04:29:07] Oh my god, sorry. What is it boss?
[04:29:10] Alright, disarm yourself. Drop the shovel.
[04:29:18] Put the damn shovel down.
[04:29:20] I can't see shit.
[04:29:22] Alright, it's okay.
[04:29:24] shit he wasn't he was a wise guy
[04:29:31] where's the boss boss we can't find the evidence
[04:29:34] what do you want me to do now we got to stash the cash stash the cash let's go
[04:29:39] let's go butcha butcha butcha listen to me butcha
[04:29:46] I'm talking move. I'm trying to cash over here. All right. All right, I need plastic surgery boy
[04:29:54] Yo, how about we stash the cash and then I need plastic surgery
[04:29:59] Plastic surgery is my place
[04:30:02] Ain't no plastic surgery is gonna fix that face buddy. Just call you so very bruised face
[04:30:07] You're good to go. End me. End me. End me.
[04:30:10] Cash right behind the sky. He's too busy picking up other cash. I believe you all right
[04:30:14] We're gonna we're gonna end you uncle. All right, you're not a miglione. Okay, you're you're a Pogolone
[04:30:20] All right, I have 72 years like I want to you less fast. I know you're loyal. You're a loyal Pogolone
[04:30:28] Okay
[04:30:31] We'll remember
[04:30:34] You said to end you you said to end you
[04:30:38] Why are all
[04:30:41] My ass in the shit
[04:30:44] Get up!
[04:30:44] How did you get up?
[04:30:48] I was testing you!
[04:30:49] I WAS TESTING YOU!
[04:30:50] Almost.
[04:30:51] Oh my god, he died!
[04:30:54] There you go.
[04:30:55] Please grab one more.
[04:30:55] Just grab the bag.
[04:30:56] There you go.
[04:30:56] Ah!
[04:30:57] Yeah!
[04:30:57] Grab that bag.
[04:30:59] Alright, the rat is still alive, boys!
[04:31:03] Oh my god!
[04:31:05] Red!
[04:31:07] Alright, another wise guy fell to the rat.
[04:31:10] Some guy threw a pretty bad attack.
[04:31:12] My body is broken!
[04:31:13] Hey, you took my bag of cash
[04:31:18] Someone beat me in the back of the head and took the cash
[04:31:27] Yes
[04:31:43] Who threw that the fucking way I killed the stretcher get the stretcher
[04:32:04] Who's the fucking right who's the rat dude we have the best rat who is it?
[04:32:14] We're coming for you rat dude. Shrikes shirts dead wait say where we were you at? It's the butcher
[04:32:24] Oh my god
[04:32:26] It's pretty hit me. Oh, yeah, it's a little funky the way it is. Just us three left. I think so
[04:32:32] Bring battle royale the only way
[04:32:34] He's the fucking red!
[04:32:36] Oh no!
[04:32:38] Where's the guy? Where's the guy?
[04:32:42] No, he's the red!
[04:32:44] We're out of bullets!
[04:32:46] Are they still alive?
[04:32:48] Stupid things out of bullets!
[04:32:50] Oh, it showed him shooting.
[04:32:52] This was also out of bullets.
[04:32:56] What?!
[04:33:00] Dude, he won!
[04:33:02] Holy shit. It was the Butcher.
[04:33:11] What the fuck?
[04:33:13] Dude, the Butcher, man?
[04:33:18] Alright, finally.
[04:33:19] That was hilarious.
[04:33:26] Alright, let's see one more here.
[04:33:28] Yeah, it'd be cool if you had more maps. Alright, boys, let's move!
[04:33:32] Let me go to my station, to my station to show please.
[04:33:35] Dude, the stash?
[04:33:36] Alright fellas, let's do this.
[04:33:38] This does not work.
[04:33:39] Stash.
[04:33:39] I got a stash today.
[04:33:40] Anyone in the kitchen?
[04:33:41] No one in the kitchen.
[04:33:42] Are you on my good one?
[04:33:43] I'll see you later.
[04:33:44] Can you move?
[04:33:45] Can you move please?
[04:33:46] I don't want anyone in the kitchen.
[04:33:47] I'm the boss to get close to the fucking boss.
[04:33:51] Can you move please?
[04:33:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:33:53] Let's a butcher butch, man.
[04:33:54] Let the butcher butch.
[04:33:55] He doesn't let me butch, man.
[04:33:56] Let me get the chair.
[04:33:57] Let me get the chair.
[04:33:58] Let me get the chair.
[04:33:59] I'll deal with it.
[04:34:00] Yeah, yeah.
[04:34:01] Yeah, we need a chair in the butchers. I am trying to find evidence
[04:34:06] Hey, we got a chair. He moved. He moved. Okay, okay
[04:34:11] I need me a man. I trust you. Okay. I trust you. I don't trust anybody else. All right, but I trust
[04:34:17] Okay, I'm just trying to you know, we're trying to figure out who the rat is and we're just you better keep your word
[04:34:23] My friend, I trust you man. I trust you. I already know you're not a rat. Okay. Yeah
[04:34:28] Yeah, I left a Russian mafia to join this mafia, okay?
[04:34:32] Alright, alright, let's get some fucking evidence.
[04:34:35] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[04:34:36] Hey, yo, what are you doing?
[04:34:37] We're good, we're good.
[04:34:39] Is that evidence?
[04:34:40] No, I'm just trying to find evidence.
[04:34:41] Do we want to eat it?
[04:34:42] Oh, is that...
[04:34:43] Okay.
[04:34:44] That's a Magalona Junior right there.
[04:34:46] What are you doing?
[04:34:47] I'm doing my special mom spaghetti.
[04:34:50] Looking good, boss.
[04:34:50] Looking good.
[04:34:51] Hey, where's the evidence?
[04:34:54] I'm trying to look for some.
[04:34:56] Thank you.
[04:35:01] Why are you dragging the body?
[04:35:03] Why are you dragging the body?
[04:35:04] What the fuck?
[04:35:05] What's the evidence, man?
[04:35:07] I'm gonna get you.
[04:35:07] Whoa!
[04:35:08] I'm gonna get you.
[04:35:08] Drop the gun.
[04:35:09] Whoa!
[04:35:10] There!
[04:35:11] Alright, guns and drugs, boys. Let's move!
[04:35:13] Stand to anything, Nick.
[04:35:14] And that's filthy little red spider.
[04:35:18] Hey, there's some drugs over in the kitchen.
[04:35:22] What the hell is this?
[04:35:23] Oh, whoa, drugs right here.
[04:35:25] Oh my god!
[04:36:25] I'm not one of the knock them out be funny
[04:36:38] This boss is crazy
[04:36:44] They don't like both man crazy fucking
[04:36:55] Did the boss just shot everybody
[04:37:08] I knew you have the gun in your hand, don't you?
[04:37:10] I don't know how to fucking fuck you!
[04:37:12] I'm sorry for the dump, dude!
[04:37:14] I don't know!
[04:37:16] I gave you the goddamn box!
[04:37:18] It's literally being fired right now!
[04:37:22] This motherfucker right here?
[04:37:24] This motherfucker right here?
[04:37:26] No, no, no, no!
[04:37:28] Hey, no!
[04:37:30] No fucking way!
[04:37:32] Holy shit!
[04:37:34] Get away from me!
[04:37:36] No, dude!
[04:37:38] He is the boss.
[04:37:48] Dude he's paranoid.
[04:37:55] Dude he's crazy. He killed half the mom.
[04:38:01] Half the mom's dead.
[04:38:04] Alright the other wise guys are working.
[04:38:08] forward everywhere like oh my god all right all right dude he was actually bagging the
[04:38:16] cash what did i do dude he was actually doing what the hell man i think the boss might be
[04:38:27] the rat everybody's against it until against it walks in the room hey i'm not the fucking
[04:38:35] red. Uh huh. Let me, let me. Yeah, you smell fine. Okay. I didn't see it. Okay, okay, hold
[04:38:51] on. Yeah, maybe he smells as a mafia member. You will, friend. Everybody's doing their
[04:38:58] tasks right now whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oh shit wait oh my god oh my god
[04:39:13] he has the gun
[04:39:15] hey
[04:39:17] hey, how are you?
[04:39:19] hey, yo, god, no lights, still he's black
[04:39:21] okay, he missed every bullet
[04:39:23] really?
[04:39:35] oh, you know what? I think it's
[04:39:37] thumby gun
[04:39:38] I think it's bugged
[04:39:40] oh, that shit at him
[04:39:42] Fucking rap, fucking rap!
[04:39:44] Yo, what the fuck? Hold on!
[04:39:46] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[04:39:48] Fuck the gun!
[04:39:52] Fucking rap!
[04:39:53] Oh fuck! Let me out!
[04:39:58] Oh, hey boy.
[04:40:00] He was the rap.
[04:40:04] Fucking gun was bugged.
[04:40:06] I'm pretty sure you only get six bullets and that's just it.
[04:40:13] Alright, last one boys, last one, here we go.
[04:40:22] I know what.
[04:40:28] He's born!
[04:40:32] I know what!
[04:40:35] Alright, let's get the evidence.
[04:40:37] I'm right.
[04:40:41] Go, go, go.
[04:40:43] Alright.
[04:40:46] You can press.
[04:40:48] There's a rat among us.
[04:40:50] There is a rat.
[04:40:52] Watch him, watch him.
[04:40:54] There's a Mogoloni family amongst us.
[04:40:56] You're Moguloni?
[04:40:58] No, I'm not Moguloni, no, you know what that means.
[04:41:01] It's a notorious family.
[04:41:04] Where's the boss? What do we eat, boss?
[04:41:07] What's with the work with the chair? Why the chair? Why you own the chair?
[04:41:10] Frankie, Frankie, put some cold cats down.
[04:41:12] Get us some cold cats, some ham, some salami.
[04:41:15] With a nice baguette, alright?
[04:41:17] With a nice baguette.
[04:41:19] Let's get to work, okay?
[04:41:20] Put some pepper in the box.
[04:41:22] You don't look like the boss to me.
[04:41:24] I know the boss.
[04:41:25] I know his lunch order.
[04:41:26] What are you talking to, man?
[04:41:28] I know the boss's lunch order.
[04:41:30] Yeah, the boss has a cigar.
[04:41:32] You watch Butcher. I love you. You like family me.
[04:41:34] You put that cleaver down and get back to work.
[04:41:36] Keep up in that meat, okay?
[04:41:38] I will boss. I will boss.
[04:41:39] I don't need you to keep judging everybody here.
[04:41:41] Back up. Back up.
[04:41:42] Sorry, boss.
[04:41:43] I want my gut.
[04:41:44] I want my gut.
[04:41:46] It's me, Tommy, to take some bathroom room.
[04:41:48] Why is everyone holding a weapon?
[04:41:49] Come on. Come on.
[04:41:50] Come on, come on, we don't have time.
[04:41:52] Alright, let me drop it, let me drop it.
[04:41:54] Yo, someone give me a bonk over the head. The sausage has got me in trance.
[04:42:02] I can't find the cash.
[04:42:04] Yo, what's going on over here?
[04:42:07] No, he was flicked, he was stuck.
[04:42:10] The sausage got me sucked in. He was just breaking me free from the trap.
[04:42:15] What's going on? What's going on?
[04:42:17] You
[04:42:24] The sausage had been in a hypnosis
[04:42:29] Sausage alive
[04:42:32] I'm alive
[04:42:34] Let's let's go. Not all ideas in the freezer, man
[04:42:38] Okay, let's keep let's keep it moving. Let's keep it moving. Yeah, I got a stash to catch six stashes
[04:42:44] I'm looking I'm looking right here right here. We're doing great
[04:42:51] The son did all really you did it, huh? You did this. No, no, I found him like this
[04:43:08] I came in here and I found him like this. I didn't kill him. I swear. Oh
[04:43:12] Oh yeah, so you have the bag in your hands, dead body, you found him like this, huh?
[04:43:19] I found him like this!
[04:43:21] Nah, you're a rat.
[04:43:21] I scared, boss.
[04:43:22] You're a rat, you're a f***ing rat.
[04:43:24] I found him like this.
[04:43:25] You're a f***ing a lily.
[04:43:26] I found him like this.
[04:43:27] Can I just go get a little of this patch?
[04:43:29] Why won't you put that catch in the car?
[04:43:31] How about that?
[04:43:32] Put it back in the car.
[04:43:33] I'll go do it then.
[04:43:37] That Sasha looking good.
[04:43:38] Yeah, boss.
[04:43:39] Oh
[04:43:44] That's my
[04:43:46] We need to go there you go. I know wait a minute. I'm told I'm not
[04:43:51] Frank is dead. We got to keep an eye out for the rats. All right, thank you
[04:43:57] Watch out
[04:44:00] Where's the money keep an eye on all right, all right, what the fuck wants a resort to oh my god, thank you man
[04:44:07] This is not a risotto if you want a risotto go get rags
[04:44:14] Hey, y'all boss the butcher made you a sandwich
[04:44:17] Where's the sandwich
[04:44:23] This is not a sandwich this is cochine or the lentice. All right, boss. That's your lunch
[04:44:32] Where do I drop it
[04:44:34] Where do I drop it?
[04:44:36] Anywhere
[04:44:38] Over by the restaurant entrance where all the other sausages are
[04:44:42] Oh sorry, you fucking stupid
[04:44:44] You said anywhere and I dropped it on the floor
[04:44:46] Yo, you just call boss stupid?
[04:44:48] Hey
[04:44:50] They're calling me stupid
[04:44:52] You got it
[04:44:54] What are you talking to?
[04:44:56] What are you talking to?
[04:44:58] Boss, I was testing
[04:45:00] I was testing your endurance
[04:45:02] I'll fix your cooties
[04:45:08] It's not what it looks like man, I pulled it out
[04:45:18] Stay right there shut up. It's me. It's me. Let me just deliver the drugs. It's Tommy 2 dicks
[04:45:25] It's me man. I pulled you out of that burning car. Come on
[04:45:27] all right all right hey guys who wants to snort one out yeah Tommy boss let's see Tommy
[04:45:36] two dicks and killed this guy I think we're the one who the hell I don't know he's dead
[04:45:42] I don't know he's dead he's dead he's not unconscious I don't know let me check again
[04:45:49] wake up oh yeah he's dead make sure he wakes up give him a little little answers who him yeah who
[04:45:54] Sound him
[04:46:00] In the white suit
[04:46:12] Yeah
[04:46:14] You guys are making a mistake. I'm telling you
[04:46:17] I don't like this
[04:46:19] What are you doing?
[04:46:21] What are you doing?
[04:46:23] What's going on?
[04:46:25] How dare you talk to the boss like that?
[04:46:27] I'm moving.
[04:46:29] Keep your eyes out.
[04:46:31] I'm moving for you.
[04:46:33] We don't have a lot of time left guys.
[04:46:35] The feds are coming.
[04:46:37] The feds are coming.
[04:46:39] We gotta get this shit out of the van.
[04:46:41] We gotta hide it.
[04:46:43] We gotta get everything done.
[04:46:45] We're gonna get out of here boss, don't worry.
[04:46:47] Okay, let me help stash the guns.
[04:46:50] Oh, there you go.
[04:46:52] We still got some guns.
[04:46:53] One in the pool table.
[04:46:55] Easy, easy.
[04:46:56] Watch that chair.
[04:46:57] What are you doing with that chair?
[04:46:58] I'm a defense mechanism.
[04:47:00] All right?
[04:47:01] I don't trust anybody.
[04:47:09] Hey, don't miss opportunities.
[04:47:12] Is that a grenade?
[04:47:15] It's a good does that look like it's a good day
[04:47:30] Okay, I'll take care of him boss
[04:47:36] I got him boss. I got him
[04:47:39] Whoa, whoa, whoa, I was making sure he was stunned
[04:47:45] I think he's okay
[04:47:48] This is a doorbell
[04:47:52] Where is he? Where is he?
[04:47:57] Where's the rat? Get him!
[04:47:59] Who's the rat?
[04:48:01] Hey boss
[04:48:04] I heard a rat nearby. Where's the rats?
[04:48:07] Let me at him. I'll shoot a rat.
[04:48:09] Where's the fucking rat?
[04:48:11] No boss behind you!
[04:48:13] oh my god first live footage of the rat dude alright that was cool man that
[04:48:32] game is pretty funny dude actually kind of hilarious couple more maybe a couple
[04:48:38] more patches will be nice.
[04:48:44] Why not? Why not?
[04:48:53] All right, people, next game as we continue.
[04:48:59] Yeah, more maps will make that game way better,
[04:49:02] but still a great game.
[04:49:04] Alright, next theme as we begin.
[04:49:34] Alrighty. We are jumping into another one here chat. Oh my God. Another world premiere here.
[04:49:57] We are jumping in to a game, no nays, brand new release, no nays, a game, no nays, a game,
[04:50:27] No mays.
[04:50:35] Brand new release.
[04:50:43] No mays.
[04:50:51] Controversial?
[04:50:54] But let's see
[04:50:58] Do we got here
[04:51:02] God of war sons
[04:51:08] Ubsparta
[04:51:15] Let's see, let's see let's see if true
[04:51:19] All right. New game. What do we have here? Why is this on PlayStation?
[04:51:40] Spartan is for those who want to challenge them and quick reflexes on tactful strategy.
[04:51:48] Alright, you know what? Do I look like a fucking noob?
[04:51:55] Mother sent you to punish me?
[04:52:00] You said ugly things.
[04:52:03] They were true.
[04:52:05] Yet still, ugly, she's your mother. You neglected your chores.
[04:52:11] I was helping Ismene. She's old.
[04:52:14] You know your mother dislikes Ismene.
[04:52:17] But I thought it was my duty to help all Spartans.
[04:52:21] Yet mother says no, your duty is to your family.
[04:52:25] Duty? Do you know the meaning of the word, Clive?
[04:52:30] I think so.
[04:52:32] Well, let me tell you a story.
[04:52:35] You? Really? What kind?
[04:52:39] Something that I want to know.
[04:52:42] Any seasons or any years ago.
[04:52:47] To the overcast.
[04:52:49] Whoa!
[04:52:55] Ow!
[04:53:02] How you can block?
[04:53:09] Strong shield.
[04:53:48] there it is well done brother brother nothing compared to yours I was lucky
[04:54:01] you showed up you supposed to be a Zuko I shouldn't have needed what are you
[04:54:06] doing no one believes without proof it's worth it we're Spartans our word is
[04:54:13] truth enough this wasn't for any glory you know except maybe the glory of Sparta
[04:54:24] for Sparta then for Sparta you most let's go home
[04:54:43] Okay, okay.
[04:55:11] It's giving me something.
[04:55:14] What?
[04:55:15] I don't know.
[04:55:16] Wait.
[04:55:17] Oh, I have an R1.
[04:55:22] Oh, okay.
[04:55:27] Interesting.
[04:55:32] Yeah, maps.
[04:55:37] Yeah, maps.
[04:55:47] Hold R1, press square to consume spirit meter, show him how to go meter in the hut to perform
[04:55:51] Spartan spirit attacks.
[04:55:55] Oh, okay.
[04:56:25] I wonder if that means you have i-frames or something.
[04:56:36] What the hell?
[04:56:49] This weird odd triangle is the main move.
[04:57:01] Looks like you're going to interact with that.
[04:57:05] What?
[04:57:19] Hey, what was that?
[04:57:25] Oh, I think I'd come down here later.
[04:57:37] That looks like, uh, later.
[04:57:41] There's a ladder going down.
[04:58:11] I don't drop that much health, but I gotta spam it.
[04:58:29] Oh, you can perfect parry.
[04:58:44] When the spirit meter is below minimum, there's no bottom of the dress palm out.
[04:58:47] Oh, okay.
[04:58:49] Get my step back.
[04:58:56] Let's see.
[04:58:58] This looks like a Lion King.
[04:59:05] Yeah, that Lion King game was amazing.
[04:59:15] That old one.
[04:59:17] It was so good.
[04:59:28] Spirits have focused on inflicting critical impacts.
[04:59:39] I have like a glowing weapon now.
[04:59:51] Would you play it again?
[04:59:52] Uh, probably not.
[04:59:58] Two different bats.
[05:00:01] The Hercules game.
[05:00:03] I got a lot of killer bats here.
[05:00:29] I could have gone the other way as well.
[05:00:31] Oh yeah, I'm not supposed to be here yet, I think.
[05:00:36] Yeah, I'm not supposed to be here yet.
[05:00:52] Gotta go this way first.
[05:00:55] Campsets can be used to record progress.
[05:00:59] Ah save spot save and hands Spartan level 2 spear tip rusty scrap oh I don't
[05:01:12] have anything yet what I don't follow what the fuck is this
[05:01:21] offensive aggression defensive aggression I don't have enough for any of
[05:01:28] this yeah I don't have anything
[05:01:35] things sure sound dangerous outside the city gates they were that is what
[05:01:42] Ranging was only permitted for those within iron's past
[05:02:00] Actual God I create us voice actor of the old games
[05:02:12] Oh
[05:02:25] No fall damage
[05:02:27] Alright, there's a lot of step here.
[05:02:44] What's in here?
[05:02:45] Shield rim, shield rim, focus on rest and recovery.
[05:02:51] Did that change the shield?
[05:02:55] It doesn't look like it.
[05:02:58] What's this?
[05:03:01] Spartan?
[05:03:02] Sir, my brother inside already?
[05:03:05] Yes.
[05:03:06] Spreading wild claims about killing a river cyclops.
[05:03:10] Invention without end.
[05:03:12] You're Spartans.
[05:03:13] Our words are truth enough.
[05:03:17] Words are nothing, especially yours.
[05:03:20] Go.
[05:03:21] for sparta sir for sparta sir your brother this city grieves last thing
[05:03:30] it needs is his enthusiasm that's gonna hit the fan
[05:03:38] The Cyclops battered us, but our shields held firm.
[05:03:45] We shifted tactics and saw our chance.
[05:03:50] Spartans!
[05:03:51] Oh, we've united!
[05:03:54] You have training.
[05:03:56] Stay to it!
[05:03:58] Pet Irons pass into the right Spartans.
[05:04:01] You're forgetting you're like Curtis.
[05:04:05] Spartan strength whispers.
[05:04:07] boasting shouts its own defeat it's not boasting if we did it that makes it worse
[05:04:13] somehow just show some humility in front of the sculptor
[05:04:21] okay bro so that's how he dies he definitely dies
[05:04:31] interesting house
[05:04:34] Alright, this looks like I have to come back here, like I get a double jump, or something.
[05:04:42] Yeee, dies.
[05:05:04] more challenging for you offering now of course your only ambition is the
[05:05:09] vanguard circle my only ambition is to serve Sparta mine too crates you know
[05:05:16] that there are many ways to bring her glory you know that too right all right
[05:05:24] oh what's this mainly gloves contain information about each region of the
[05:05:29] Coney, offer blood orbs to unlock.
[05:05:32] It's like cheats.
[05:05:36] Ahhhh, is this worth it?
[05:05:40] You know what?
[05:05:43] Ah, it just tells you everything you missed.
[05:05:45] This is when man was boy.
[05:06:02] This game takes place when man was boy.
[05:06:08] Alright, everything clearly is not accessible.
[05:06:25] One man was boy.
[05:06:26] Did I miss something?
[05:06:30] You mentioned going to the shrine.
[05:06:37] What does red mean? Does red mean speak to Constantinous?
[05:06:49] Oh yeah, there's a lot of going down here.
[05:06:56] You don't need those.
[05:07:07] This might be his house, a Spartan dog. Oh yeah, all this stuff we're gonna have to
[05:07:17] come back to. It is a Metroidvania, right?
[05:07:31] Before we go there, hold on, what's over here?
[05:07:37] It's going around breaking everybody's pots.
[05:07:46] It's messed up.
[05:07:50] All of this looks like I can't do this yet.
[05:08:03] scrap is this of the guy
[05:08:33] beloved like Kirkus. Enchanted to chronicle your experiences as you travel.
[05:08:40] Uh, that? It's like Kirkus?
[05:08:45] Forever a student. I'm only as good as my best tools. My prized chisels were resting
[05:08:51] here just yesterday. Now, in their place, look! See that? Kirkopis fur. It is those
[05:08:59] Thieving creatures hiding in the forest for copies
[05:09:03] Copies sir. Yes, sir, of course, sir
[05:09:07] Take those busts and chat them further use them to get my chisel back
[05:09:13] for spotter
[05:09:15] for spot
[05:09:17] Getting a chisel back
[05:09:21] Spata the like Kyrgis bust up is a power to automatically record information the archives clean commentary from an enchanted simulation of like Kyrgis himself
[05:09:29] Is that like the game's, uh, what's-his-face?
[05:09:42] Not yet, but soon.
[05:09:47] Okay, okay.
[05:09:56] Back to the river.
[05:09:59] Let me see what's on the other side before we go back.
[05:10:16] Yeah what's this way?
[05:10:21] I think the red means exactly where to go.
[05:10:24] This is like the objective.
[05:10:25] Probably be a dead end.
[05:10:30] What the hell?
[05:10:35] You just keep going?
[05:10:40] Alright, I'm going to follow the objective.
[05:10:45] I'm going to follow the objective.
[05:10:47] Because I can keep heading in that direction.
[05:10:50] Let me just see, can I actually go up here?
[05:10:52] Yes I can.
[05:10:56] Yeah, we're... I'm gonna follow this.
[05:11:10] Let's see what's in here.
[05:11:15] A blacksmith.
[05:11:22] Yo, you cannot pay
[05:11:25] Maybe we can trade yo the eye of a psycho in practical hard Spartan currency only go
[05:11:33] Yes, sir
[05:11:38] That was sudden
[05:11:46] That was rude
[05:11:48] Oh, you're a broke boy.
[05:11:54] Young Kratos is a little biatch.
[05:11:56] Okay, man, what do you want to do?
[05:11:59] Have an insane resolve as, like, 18-year-old?
[05:12:02] He doesn't fucking know.
[05:12:06] All right, he was shaped in the trilogy.
[05:12:10] His family dies.
[05:12:14] Nobody's doing anything about it. Not the e-Force, not the Egoge. Nobody.
[05:12:25] Brother, Vassilis went missing. Who?
[05:12:30] Um, Vassilis? He's in your age class?
[05:12:34] He knows. We're sorry to hear that.
[05:12:38] Where I'm from, you never abandon a sister. Much less a student.
[05:12:43] We'll definitely keep an eye out. Did you know we have an iron's pass?
[05:12:48] Yeah, I might have mentioned it. I gotta go.
[05:12:53] Why did you promise that? I didn't promise anything. I said we'd keep an eye out. Let's just go.
[05:13:03] We're going back to the river.
[05:13:04] This guy is definitely going to die for sure.
[05:13:11] Where are you two retrobates going?
[05:13:14] A goge business.
[05:13:16] Hey, how come nobody's getting from this?
[05:13:18] The trance was cooler at this age?
[05:13:20] Border skirmishes.
[05:13:22] No hands to spare searching for some dead boy.
[05:13:25] Dismissed.
[05:13:27] For Sparta.
[05:13:29] Oh, Spada!
[05:13:35] Seems the bow of Eros has made you its target.
[05:13:40] I never even got to tell Amaro about the Cyclops.
[05:13:43] Was she flirting? I think she was flirting.
[05:13:46] Yes.
[05:13:47] With all her tears, she was clearly on the hunt.
[05:13:50] Ah, you're funny.
[05:13:52] When I remember to be.
[05:13:57] All right.
[05:14:15] Wait, am I going the right way?
[05:14:20] Yes, I am.
[05:14:24] I'm playing on Spartan difficulty.
[05:14:27] Yeah, Kratos is telling the story.
[05:14:34] You think I should take Kratos to Egypt?
[05:14:41] No.
[05:14:42] I'll be surprised.
[05:14:43] I don't know how they're going to do it.
[05:14:48] It would be cool.
[05:14:50] Because of the setting.
[05:15:20] you
[05:15:50] you
[05:16:20] you
[05:16:50] you
[05:17:20] you
[05:17:50] It's all purpley.
[05:18:02] Oh, we gotta go all the way up there now.
[05:18:08] Did I never go up here before?
[05:18:18] Alright, no way to reach that.
[05:18:31] I feel like I've been here.
[05:18:35] A pulsing right on in case an air cannot be blocked or parried.
[05:18:39] Oh!
[05:18:40] Of course!
[05:18:41] Oh shit!
[05:18:42] Ow!
[05:18:43] Ow!
[05:18:44] Ow!
[05:18:45] Ow!
[05:18:46] Ow!
[05:18:47] Ow!
[05:18:48] Ow!
[05:19:18] There it is, boys, the one tap.
[05:19:42] One day
[05:19:51] What's in here
[05:19:54] Looks like I can go down. Oh, hey
[05:19:57] You really think Apollo's paying attention to us. Where's your feet?
[05:20:02] Spartans are the God's favorite sons
[05:20:04] Okay. Oh, you can't go down there. Honour Apollo with the offering to increase strength?
[05:20:20] Oh, maybe we need a...huh...oh.
[05:20:27] What's that?
[05:20:32] Should I...?
[05:20:39] If I shouldn't...
[05:20:50] What was that weapon I just got?
[05:20:58] An injured weevabrated sinew formed a cradle of fallen star, gift of Olympus.
[05:21:04] How do I use that?
[05:21:10] Looks like you come here for upgrades.
[05:21:17] Yeah
[05:21:34] Wait, how do you oh
[05:21:36] Oh, I see how that works, okay.
[05:21:51] Yeah, switch it out.
[05:22:07] What the hell is this?
[05:22:25] Ah
[05:22:36] The magic meter is below a minute there automatically regenerate
[05:22:44] Oh now we can go this way
[05:22:55] What?
[05:22:56] Why does that not work?
[05:23:02] Okay, apparently you got to aim right for that.
[05:23:15] What do you think we have here?
[05:23:18] I'm not sure it's working.
[05:23:20] I don't know who didn't put it here if you didn't want us to use it.
[05:23:30] Let's use it.
[05:23:34] Let me get this first.
[05:23:45] A lot of things we can't interact with yet.
[05:23:47] So, it's okay to steal?
[05:23:57] For soldiers.
[05:23:59] To be prepared for war is to learn the sourcefulness and cunning.
[05:24:05] I guess the rules are different in war.
[05:24:08] Indeed.
[05:24:09] Indeed.
[05:24:10] Indeed.
[05:24:33] see it all right
[05:24:40] here you go now i can do a brutal kill
[05:24:48] just take a second to unlock it apparently
[05:25:03] Wait, can't you just spam this?
[05:25:14] I guess mana.
[05:25:44] I'll just pick that up later, not like you have to pick it up.
[05:26:04] Let me go around.
[05:26:14] Ow.
[05:26:26] I still don't know if this is the right way, but we're slowly making our way up.
[05:26:34] Uh oh. Wait, this looks like a dead end. I need something. I don't think I can jump
[05:27:02] off of this.
[05:27:05] Well, I'll unlock something to climb that later.
[05:27:20] You can go left.
[05:27:22] Lies.
[05:27:23] Am I tripping?
[05:27:28] Am I tripping?
[05:27:32] I'm pretty sure I have to go all the way back here and head down there
[05:27:52] Yeah, this way
[05:27:58] I'm bashing blow double strike double strike
[05:28:28] A shield counter, a projectile counter, oh these are all a foul, oh impact, impact,
[05:28:56] That was the best one.
[05:29:04] Rusty scrap.
[05:29:05] I need one more.
[05:29:06] You know, Amora smiled at me the other day.
[05:29:14] Like a real smile.
[05:29:16] Not just the polite one she gives people before she punches him.
[05:29:19] Did you pass out?
[05:29:21] This tumble all over your tongue?
[05:29:24] Ha ha. We actually had a great conversation. She said, I fight with heart.
[05:29:30] She means you're clumsy, but you keep trying. At least I talk to girls.
[05:29:37] I talk to girls. Oh yeah, when they trip and happen to land there you.
[05:29:43] And even then, they stay. Oh, it must be my chore. It must be your face.
[05:29:49] He always worked on mother to
[05:29:55] Demos
[05:29:56] Demos wait, that's it. Oh, I have to go back all the way
[05:30:19] I think I'm reading this right and I have to go all the way back.
[05:30:41] Like I need to go all the way to the right here.
[05:30:44] What?
[05:30:45] Right?
[05:30:46] all the way up and through.
[05:30:48] Or I go up and I miss this door, dude.
[05:30:51] I can't tell.
[05:30:53] Region Report Legend, the search?
[05:30:57] What does purple mean?
[05:31:00] Where does it tell you what purple means?
[05:31:02] The different colors.
[05:31:03] I can't say it kind of looks like red means I need a head in that direction blue means
[05:31:31] I explored it and I didn't go this way but I'll head up. Maybe I just didn't see it.
[05:31:39] Maybe I just didn't see it.
[05:32:01] There is no up to the right. There's no doorway. It just means different regions. Yeah, like,
[05:32:23] I don't think I'm supposed to be here yet.
[05:32:34] Dude, what am I doing, man?
[05:32:36] I'm definitely right.
[05:32:38] There is look right.
[05:32:41] Shit, am I tripping? I swear this is where I need to go.
[05:32:46] You can't jump up the wall.
[05:32:53] Next to fire there's an upspot.
[05:33:01] Oh wait you know what I think you're right I see it lol.
[05:33:08] There is a jump up.
[05:33:13] Holy shit.
[05:33:17] Oh my god.
[05:33:31] Yes of Olympus.
[05:33:32] I think the swing you know the swing the temple showed me what to look for
[05:34:02] How do you switch again?
[05:34:32] Let's split up. Remember to use the bus to look for Kokopis fur. But I don't even know
[05:34:48] What the Kirk Copies is much less
[05:34:50] Kirk Copies?
[05:34:51] Well no
[05:34:52] Go
[05:35:01] Uh oh
[05:35:02] Umba
[05:35:06] Oh he died fast
[05:35:18] What do we have here?
[05:35:33] That was probably for later.
[05:35:48] It looks like fur.
[05:36:15] What strands of that hair coat Miss Alice was known for to wear?
[05:36:21] Uh oh, wait go back, go back!
[05:36:23] Oh shh.
[05:36:25] Come on man, I want that.
[05:36:27] I gotta go all the way back.
[05:36:30] Yikes.
[05:36:35] Oh I can see it from here.
[05:36:39] I'm still screwed though.
[05:36:41] How the hell am I supposed to reset that?
[05:36:45] I didn't get on the other side somehow.
[05:36:51] Oh, there is a path there actually.
[05:37:01] Just for the jump I would have made it.
[05:37:06] Really?
[05:37:07] Oh yeah, I guess so.
[05:37:14] I've probably seen a quick spear stabs with the final thrusting blow.
[05:37:24] Oh, that's new.
[05:37:31] This is all my yellow bar.
[05:37:52] So I have R1 and an L1 now.
[05:38:22] That was fast.
[05:38:52] I like to come back here.
[05:39:21] Oh, what the hell?
[05:39:24] Wait, that looked like it worked.
[05:39:29] Piran did not.
[05:39:31] Uh, okay.
[05:39:39] I gotta do something with that later, I guess.
[05:39:49] I don't want this but whatever I
[05:40:02] Guess eventually you are gonna get it all
[05:40:08] Over here
[05:40:19] Whoa!
[05:40:44] Please Pomba.
[05:40:46] Let me go!
[05:40:50] Why'd you make me do that?
[05:40:57] Oh, I can go there.
[05:41:16] You're joking, right good job. How can she
[05:41:35] Demo to me
[05:41:40] Good
[05:41:42] I think this is the path up
[05:41:46] Oh wait, there's something right there too.
[05:41:57] What?
[05:41:59] Was that not just a jump spot?
[05:42:06] Am I tripping?
[05:42:09] Oh, you have to roll.
[05:42:15] I don't know if I can make this jump.
[05:42:28] I'll make it up here first.
[05:42:36] It's supposed to be like a port?
[05:42:41] Looks like a fast travel area.
[05:43:06] and
[05:43:31] Chance of a crit impact I'll take it
[05:43:36] I don't think I have an 164, really.
[05:43:42] Where does this lead us?
[05:44:06] Do you see the sculptor's chisel?
[05:44:08] No.
[05:44:09] At least we know we're on the right track.
[05:44:19] I have an audio.
[05:44:23] I don't know why that keeps happening.
[05:44:36] Nice.
[05:44:37] I'm fine.
[05:44:38] We'll just need to find another way back.
[05:44:43] And then I can I zoom into this shit?
[05:44:59] Oh, there we go.
[05:45:21] Monkey is.
[05:45:29] No, yes.
[05:45:33] On the authority of the Agoge, and the glorious might of Sparta, we reclaimed those stolen
[05:45:37] tools.
[05:45:38] Stolen?
[05:45:39] Those are ours.
[05:45:40] Yeah, they just look like the old man's tools.
[05:45:44] Yeah, including his initials.
[05:45:47] I thought Spartans were fine with stealing because it proves resourcefulness.
[05:45:52] Only when you're not caught, and you left Furr all over the sculptor's office.
[05:45:57] right well what are the odds to Salus help me look for that thing I was looking
[05:46:04] for I know I'd be sad if it was our property that was stolen
[05:46:10] oh
[05:46:11] lie the thing
[05:46:19] the thing
[05:46:22] You escape punishment today, you pair of monkeys.
[05:46:28] Stay out of the agoges, brother.
[05:46:31] Hey, either of you feed the lions in this forest?
[05:46:36] No way!
[05:46:37] The lions don't live in here either.
[05:46:44] Let's get this chisel back to the sculptor.
[05:46:51] simple two possessing a complex legacy
[05:47:04] whoa wait this is not where I meant to be
[05:47:11] you got a couple of different paths
[05:47:21] they would be transformed by the gods into talking monkeys the gods are so silly
[05:47:32] sometimes coliopee well they are aren't they shall I continue or not yes
[05:47:39] Please
[05:47:44] Finders keepers this guy's scary. I miss
[05:48:09] Dude!
[05:48:19] Oh my god, he must have killed me there.
[05:48:37] There's a couple of paths I could have gone
[05:49:01] If you head back to that room
[05:49:07] 50 places to go.
[05:49:36] are you kidding man?
[05:50:05] I hit triangle.
[05:50:06] I need that anyways.
[05:50:14] Damn man, I missed that whole, there's like a whole section there that I'm leaving.
[05:50:24] I kinda wanna go all the way back.
[05:50:28] I don't think the game is it's it's it's okay
[05:50:37] It's definitely 30 bucks because of God of War IP
[05:50:41] Seems like it should have been more 20 bucks
[05:50:47] But there's a way up top to I don't think it's like super super bad though
[05:50:58] It feels like a metroidvania and that's about it I can't go here yet
[05:51:28] I still think a lot of people shitting on the game are people who are thinking Santa
[05:51:56] Monica holy fuck it's gonna be a game that they're gonna announce at the level of a triple A
[05:52:06] they're looking at it at the lens of they were gonna announce something at the level of like
[05:52:10] the last of us quality like a playstation studio original
[05:52:16] and people's expectations were so high and then they show this
[05:52:20] Because when you see Santa Monica, I mean, your expectations are high.
[05:52:27] Yeah, but people, I think most people miss the fact that it was from a Madcast Studios
[05:52:33] in collaboration with Santa Monica.
[05:52:36] So they were just producing, they were just the producer for this game and it wasn't
[05:52:41] an in-house Santa Monica game.
[05:52:45] It's almost like they wanted to become a publisher.
[05:52:53] But the thing is, people see it,
[05:52:55] and especially after the presentation,
[05:52:57] they're like, what the fuck?
[05:52:58] What do you mean?
[05:52:59] Most people are dumb and don't know how video games work.
[05:53:04] They probably just saw that, and were like,
[05:53:06] oh, there's gonna be a huge game.
[05:53:07] And it was like a lesser game.
[05:53:11] That isn't cinematic.
[05:53:13] That isn't...
[05:53:15] What you blew up in your mind to think it was gonna be when you saw the logo?
[05:53:25] So it was like... yeah.
[05:53:30] Wait, wait, hold on.
[05:53:45] Yeah, I think the expectations were super high.
[05:53:48] People thought it was...
[05:53:49] I kind of thought so too, sure, but then you see there's...
[05:53:53] It's just they're publishing it, and it's...
[05:53:55] The studio is just like a wicked small dev team.
[05:54:07] Granted, then you could argue that they are going to make a Metroidvania style, but they should poke really hard.
[05:54:13] It's an okay Metroidvania. It's not like an exceptional one.
[05:54:18] Especially after playing like 50 of them, of varying degrees.
[05:54:24] It's like a decent one, but it's not like a holy shit one.
[05:54:32] I feel like I've played 50 of these games. This one has just got a boar skin.
[05:54:36] I don't know if I did this or I have not either.
[05:54:58] Ah, ah!
[05:55:20] Am I missing it?
[05:55:21] What is the point of that?
[05:55:22] Is that just to get to something I can't even interact with just now?
[05:55:26] to go down. Is this supposed to go all the way up into an area I can't access all the
[05:55:34] way up there? I just blocked that whole path. The price is stupid? I mean that's I
[05:55:46] think it's just the God of War IP. If this was just like a random ass game
[05:55:50] would be like 20 bucks. This feels like it would be 20 bucks. Add the 10 bucks. 600? I
[05:56:12] I can't afford any of these.
[05:56:16] I don't wanna, I don't want that one.
[05:56:19] Where's the perfect parry?
[05:56:20] Shield counter.
[05:56:25] Square on a shield counter.
[05:56:33] Boss room.
[05:56:37] Brother! To my side! Quickly!
[05:56:44] Ow.
[05:56:53] Purple bad! Purple bad!
[05:57:02] I'm really good at getting hit right now.
[05:57:07] I
[05:57:15] Guess accurate as hell
[05:57:37] really
[05:58:07] I'm dead
[05:58:22] Really bro
[05:58:30] What the hell man, what do you want the heck he goes right under you roll out of the way to jump he's already dropping
[05:58:37] than that. Was I right here? I was, right?
[05:59:07] Dude, is that the dodge roll?
[06:00:07] Ow!
[06:00:14] Dude, this move is some BALLSHIT!
[06:00:24] I know how to kill him now. I know how to kill him now. I see what you have to do here.
[06:00:29] I see, I see. Okay.
[06:00:37] of
[06:01:50] now
[06:02:50] Oh my god.
[06:03:20] I
[06:03:26] Stole all the thunder
[06:03:32] You lose the tools tools are secure grab a flu no proof like proof, right?
[06:03:44] My
[06:03:50] Save at the very last moment
[06:04:01] He must did all the work
[06:04:10] What was that
[06:04:16] There's an animal here
[06:04:20] Alright, that game was cool. Next game as we continue. It's cool but it's not. I would
[06:04:44] honestly, I've been craving, I'm probably going to go back and play the God of War
[06:04:49] trilogy original
[06:04:51] is what i want to do when i'm not sure but i do want to play that
[06:04:55] yes indeed
[06:04:58] next game this game was so heavily voted for i swear to god this better be the
[06:05:04] greatest game i've ever played
[06:05:06] random ass
[06:05:07] older game
[06:05:09] but a fucking cat
[06:05:13] Come on man, emulate it on PC. Does it look better if you emulate it?
[06:05:18] Is our the textures higher or something?
[06:05:24] All right, let's see what we got going on here.
[06:05:30] The next game we are jumping into is known as
[06:05:35] I
[06:05:39] Game heavily voted for
[06:05:52] No, Nez
[06:05:58] Everly voted for here. I've already played mugenics, bro
[06:06:05] It will be 4k, no jaggies, you need GOW collection and RPCS3, is it a pan and the ass to mod it?
[06:06:18] Like is it worth emulating it or should I just play it on PC?
[06:06:22] I mean on PS5.
[06:06:25] Nine shaders.
[06:06:32] No, honestly, I would rather play the game and then play the remake as well.
[06:06:43] I don't think I need to wait three or two years for- they just announced it.
[06:06:47] It's under development.
[06:06:49] I could replay the original and then play the remake and still play both.
[06:06:57] That's the type of game God of War is.
[06:06:59] This game is called Cat Named Mojave, Mojave.
[06:07:04] Why did you guys vote for this?
[06:07:08] Yeah, it's gonna take three years, proud.
[06:07:11] 2029 release date.
[06:07:14] Shit, the battery is dead.
[06:07:17] there's someone around. Is this the Mojave Desert? The Mojave? Nice car, man.
[06:07:35] I guess we're gonna leave that there. It feels bad.
[06:07:41] Nearest town, 50 miles. Welcome to the middle of nowhere. Oh, I'm gonna die.
[06:07:46] Scorpion's gonna bite me. Or dehydration. Or this place that says do not enter that I'm gonna enter.
[06:07:55] Okay, makes you wish for
[06:08:06] you ever play God of War Ascension was that on PSP or something I'm gonna say no
[06:08:18] What was God of War on the PSP?
[06:08:28] Was there a God of War on the PSP?
[06:08:36] Which one was on the PSP?
[06:08:43] Ghost of Sparta?
[06:08:47] Just not a curiosity to compare it to that game.
[06:08:57] Oh wait, what am I talking about here? Chains of Olympus. That was the game I just played.
[06:09:10] What did it look like?
[06:09:13] Was this any good I am grateful you have come ghost asparta the Titan Atlas has been
[06:09:33] freed from the pits of Tartarus and has taken my brother Helios from his rightful
[06:09:38] go to sparta is what you should be comparing it to and what was the game I
[06:09:48] just played ghost of what I don't even know what that one was
[06:09:54] Sons of Sparta.
[06:10:04] Which one is this compared to the trilogy?
[06:10:16] this franchise for all it's got honestly because this is probably like the most straight-up popular
[06:10:24] not barred-to-reality good protagonist insanely good IP that PlayStation has
[06:10:36] it might be the best lead of all of Sony IPs
[06:10:46] yeah it's it's it's probably like the greatest they can go all out with it not
[06:10:56] bound to reality last of us you're still bound to reality bro you're in shit
[06:11:01] ass whatever town with fucking foliage at least when you're in a more kind of
[06:11:10] earth you can just do crazy stuff
[06:11:16] What the hell is this dude?
[06:11:21] Uh, oh so they're killers.
[06:11:26] Every other village here has only a real thing in a world full of cardboard cutouts I do every day.
[06:11:33] I didn't ask you the smartest, prettiest, most interesting magnetic creature to crawl out of whatever meat hole produced me.
[06:11:38] I just am. People look at me and they don't know whether to kiss my feet or run for the hills.
[06:11:42] I ain't reading all that bro. I'm not reading your fucking diary.
[06:11:47] Skin chop chop chop chop, drop into the basement.
[06:11:54] Oh god, I should leave.
[06:11:59] Yeah, I should leave. But I guess I'm not going to.
[06:12:04] I'm gonna keep exploring.
[06:12:12] Remy's range?
[06:12:17] Let's knock on the front door and pretend I didn't see that in their shed.
[06:12:28] Whoa!
[06:12:31] Hello!
[06:12:35] Oh my God.
[06:12:38] Oh my god.
[06:12:41] Who's there?
[06:12:42] Do you follow me?
[06:12:43] Don't be nervous.
[06:12:44] Come closer.
[06:12:45] Let's have a chat.
[06:12:46] Insane painting.
[06:12:47] Why?
[06:12:48] Okay.
[06:12:49] Maybe this guy's Mojave.
[06:12:50] What up, dude?
[06:12:51] Mojave?
[06:12:52] What?
[06:12:53] I look like this.
[06:12:54] Now I can ask you the same thing and you wander into my house, leave your dirty
[06:13:07] Footprints on my floor and making me wonder are you lost or just stupid bad battery, huh?
[06:13:10] Like you I got a spirit down to the basement you can take it but first you're gonna do something for me
[06:13:15] I'm looking to add to my collection grab this shotgun above the TV and go hunt down some game for me
[06:13:20] So I want three server morphists carcasses not two not one and a half three
[06:13:25] What's that look? You don't know what a server morph this is serve most of those a lot like a deer
[06:13:28] You know it when you see it borrow my wagon to haul them back had outside took the gate on your right
[06:13:33] Don't keep me waiting
[06:13:35] Well, I need the battery. No other way
[06:13:44] Feels sketchy it's too convenient to good
[06:13:52] I just shutting your TV off. Oh, whoa, okay, this is the basement
[06:13:59] It's not excuse me. Where's your basement bro? Where's your basement?
[06:14:05] Where is your damn basement? Unless I need to go outside in the shed.
[06:14:12] Am I tripping, gut above the TV? Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm nervous.
[06:14:20] I need the shotgun. I was looking at it. I don't even try. By the time you pull the trigger, your neck will be hanging from your torso.
[06:14:29] for me towards right here last level be where did I it all go wrong I actually did try to
[06:14:35] shoot him okay I'm pretty sure let me try this again and if it doesn't work out to go
[06:14:47] in the bulkhead
[06:14:52] bulkhead
[06:14:55] alright bruh I'm leaving
[06:15:11] lemmy's range
[06:15:17] Oh
[06:15:47] Really?
[06:15:49] Oh, that's a good one.
[06:15:54] There you go.
[06:15:59] Really?
[06:16:00] Oh, that's a good one.
[06:16:07] There you go.
[06:16:11] Bro, how do you get into this guy's basement, dude?
[06:16:16] Oh, the both the doors didn't work.
[06:16:20] It'd say the door on the right, didn't he?
[06:16:27] And there is a thing.
[06:16:31] There should be like a wagon or something.
[06:16:46] Oh, here it is.
[06:17:01] Whose house is this?
[06:17:09] It's like a nice house.
[06:17:16] Oh.
[06:17:17] Oh no.
[06:17:18] Who the hell are you?
[06:17:23] Don't be rude.
[06:17:24] I'm Jane.
[06:17:25] This is John.
[06:17:26] This is John Jr.
[06:17:27] Can we help you with something?
[06:17:28] Car troubles.
[06:17:29] My husband can help you out with that.
[06:17:30] Right, John?
[06:17:31] Damn it, Jane.
[06:17:32] You gotta stop all the Jeremy for stuff.
[06:17:33] All you were doing today was drinking.
[06:17:35] I've got a pie in the oven.
[06:17:36] You two eat first and then head out.
[06:17:37] Alright, but let's make it quick.
[06:17:38] I don't want to be out after dark.
[06:17:41] Mom, I am.
[06:17:44] So what's with the shotgun?
[06:17:46] Sorry to interrupt, but can you find the knife
[06:17:47] and cut the pie for me?
[06:17:49] I can do it if you don't need him to do it.
[06:17:51] No, you make it all crumbly and even when you cut it.
[06:17:54] Uh, OK.
[06:17:56] Go on.
[06:17:56] I think I saw the knife in Junior's room.
[06:18:00] Dude, they seem like a nice family, bro.
[06:18:02] What the fuck is this?
[06:18:06] Nah, man, nah, dude.
[06:18:08] Why is this junior heavy?
[06:18:10] Oh my god, take him out now.
[06:18:12] It's your chance.
[06:18:13] Make sure it's a clean shot.
[06:18:17] No, no, no.
[06:18:22] This is an interesting knife for cutting pies.
[06:18:27] Oh my god.
[06:18:30] Did I miss?
[06:18:32] Oh no, silly.
[06:18:32] You've been a mess all over me.
[06:18:34] Hold on, Jen.
[06:18:34] I'll get you cleaned up.
[06:18:35] No need why go through the trouble getting up our friend here can do it what no that's strange
[06:18:39] We just met them. It's not a big deal John. Press eat a clean Jane
[06:18:44] What the hell Jane so gentle you see good give it to your hands, dude, Jane's a hoe
[06:18:53] Finally after John got laid off from his job, this was the cheapest place we could find that's how we ended up in the middle of nowhere
[06:18:59] You're far away from your busy past. Did you say something?
[06:19:05] No, nope, nope, not a thing. I need another beer.
[06:19:09] Junior, shut up with this thing! Don't you think you have enough to drink down on your drinking?
[06:19:12] That's why we're running in this dust bowl.
[06:19:14] Oh, John, you drink too much. Oh, John, when will you make money?
[06:19:16] Oh, John, you're the reason I'm unhappy. Why don't you bail on the real reason we're here?
[06:19:19] I'm sorry about that, mister. He's clearly drunk. I think it's time to clean up.
[06:19:23] Uh, can I have some pie?
[06:19:26] I need to take a piss before we go. John, you're gonna go try to your room.
[06:19:30] Okay.
[06:19:31] I need you to get me far away from here.
[06:19:36] I can't stand anymore.
[06:19:37] I have no life here.
[06:19:38] I need to be with you.
[06:19:39] I can make you happy.
[06:19:40] Have you ever felt a connection as strong as ours?
[06:19:42] I think I may be in love with you.
[06:19:43] Don't you feel it too?
[06:19:44] Listen, midnight meet me on the main road.
[06:19:46] I'll be there waiting.
[06:19:47] I don't care where you take me.
[06:19:48] I just want to be with you.
[06:19:49] What the hell is going on here?
[06:19:50] I was just saying goodbye to my new friend.
[06:19:52] I wasn't doing anything.
[06:19:53] You've been floating with him all evening.
[06:19:55] We moved out here so you would be done with this shit.
[06:19:58] How's the floor, whatever, you have no idea what you're talking about.
[06:20:00] That was just pretty nice.
[06:20:03] How's this for nice?
[06:20:04] Oh my god.
[06:20:08] John, stop, you're gonna kill him.
[06:20:13] This was your fault. Press E to take out the shotgun.
[06:20:16] Oh my god.
[06:20:19] Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
[06:20:28] Oh my god, what the hell you know this game is messed up dude junior come here
[06:20:54] Junior!
[06:20:56] Junior!
[06:21:12] Oh my god.
[06:21:14] Where's Jan?
[06:21:16] Am I okay?
[06:21:18] Dude, I'm fine. Ask the dev.
[06:21:20] He's the one that made this, dude.
[06:21:22] I'm just the Operator.
[06:21:33] Yeah, this isn't the Odeer universe.
[06:21:43] All right, we did we did what he wanted to do.
[06:21:45] Am I bringing them inside?
[06:21:52] What am I doing here?
[06:21:55] Unless I gotta bring them in...here.
[06:22:10] I just wanted a battery.
[06:22:13] skin.
[06:22:14] Okay, and then I think we go here.
[06:22:32] Alright.
[06:22:34] All right.
[06:22:39] Move on it, Fathers! I can't! I can't!
[06:22:43] I can't do this!
[06:22:46] Ooh, then I said...
[06:23:04] How many votes did this game receive a decent amount?
[06:23:19] Some of you guys, your expectations once again are like the God of War game.
[06:23:23] They're stupid.
[06:23:24] You realize some, a lot of people just vote for random shit for some Sunday.
[06:23:29] It's not always going to be like some insane game.
[06:23:34] Like, I don't know what you're expecting here, buddy.
[06:23:39] I don't know what exactly you think's going to happen here.
[06:23:42] What is this?
[06:23:44] I come here on Sunday and I look at what people want.
[06:23:57] I don't know what the shit is.
[06:24:00] Relax man!
[06:24:02] Not that deep.
[06:24:04] What's your purpose just voting for random games every Sunday dude?
[06:24:10] I don't think there's a whole production crew.
[06:24:15] Alright I did the dirty work.
[06:24:28] There are like 30 votes for high on life too, bro. It was kind of a
[06:24:33] Dead-ish week
[06:24:36] High on life was pretty meh. I still stand by a sequel wasn't needed
[06:24:42] Sorry about that. I didn't hear you come in do not stink up on me like that again
[06:24:48] There's my man, I'll be hanging. Oh
[06:24:50] Oh, yeah, bro. Can you say that from here?
[06:24:54] Okay, fucker. How about here, dude? How about right there?
[06:24:58] Motherfucker. Okay, okay, sure, dude, sure.
[06:25:03] Alright, alright, you're good, you're good, you're good.
[06:25:06] Well, well, now that's some high-quality knee-drag. They look at the muscle-toe, and the limp-life was great.
[06:25:11] I managed to back a little trouble myself, hung it up in the other room to ex-
[06:25:15] ex-anguinate, ex-anguinate.
[06:25:18] I got a lot of them Drancil, like Steve and T make the flavor cleaner more honest
[06:25:24] There's a moment just before the kill you know the quiet you hold your breath the whole there's
[06:25:28] Her second just a second you both understand each other then bang understanding over
[06:25:34] Somebody didn't move you and did you enjoy the crunch of bones breaking did it make your heart pound?
[06:25:38] Did you like it be honest? I'll know if you lied. I had no choice
[06:25:42] There it is. Oh, it's a little by in the book. I don't try as one
[06:25:45] Unless you always have a choice you choose nothing down
[06:25:46] You just pull the trigger it shoots to drag those twitching courses back here like the dog and bringing them the paper
[06:25:51] Don't lie you like that they made it easy for you that they gave you permission
[06:25:54] Anyways on to our next matter damn it generous on get to the side of the house and beat it till it remembers its purpose
[06:26:09] Damn
[06:26:11] He's such a shithead.
[06:26:13] Alright, this game's not that bad. It's a decent game.
[06:26:19] Yes, indeed.
[06:26:22] But yes, I ain't gonna end right here, boys. I gotta- I gotta bounce right here.
[06:26:26] Maybe I beat this game. I don't know how long is this game?
[06:26:32] How long is this game?
[06:26:37] Two hour? Two hours? For a scuffed?
[06:26:41] Two hours, that's not bad. Maybe maybe
[06:26:45] Shit, I will be on
[06:26:50] Two people best games to subsunday were
[06:26:57] Wise guys oh
[06:27:02] My god, I think that was it
[06:27:05] Yeah
[06:27:07] Why is guys probably the best chat? I will be on Monday. I think there's some new stuff going on this week
[06:27:14] Honestly after this week the act away actually yes. Oh wait. No
[06:27:20] Marathon's in two weeks, right? I think this is a bit of a filler week. We'll see what comes out on the indie side
[06:27:27] But uh, yes chat you guys enjoy the rest of your night people follow the channel follow Twitter
[06:27:33] Yeah, two weeks until
[06:27:35] Marathon and Resident Evil you guys enjoy the rest of your night follow the channel falls under a peace out chat till next time
[06:27:41] GG's and I will see you on
[06:27:49] Tomorrow peace out people GG
[06:27:55] Till next time chat peace out people