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02-22-2026 · 6h 26m
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Oh my god.
What up what up Sunday Sunday?
Are you guys doing
Brad the blizzard is on the way why are we chanting USA?
What happened great day for us. What happened is the Olympics related?
Hockey. Oh, we beat Canada in hockey. Nice man. I don't know, man. We'll see how bad
this blizzard is. I don't think I'll get knocked offline. I don't I don't think so. But who
knows the last storm was way worse and didn't drop. So we'll see.
We'll see.
Yo, we got new games.
This next week, there's some actual new shit to play.
How long all the new shit will last? Who knows?
Resident Evil, realistically, is going to be like a two day event.
Every day
Is the resident evil right you play it on the highest difficulty
Oh
We'll see we'll see
I mean, it's cool. I have never really looked into hockey that deeply. I mean, there's a rivalry there. What is this the first time in like a wild in one?
I mean, sure, for the rivalry's sake. Sure, man. I don't fucking know. First time since 1980. Oh, that's why. Holy shit.
1980 oh, that's why holy shit
Okay, oh
Well damn
They've been practicing that's that's crazy dude
You know at the same time it's like we've won for 46 years alright, we just give them one win
We don't have room on our shelf.
The wall only has 46 squares.
They're probably like, you know what, give them the 47th.
They have room in their trophy room is real estate dude.
Not every year Olympics are every year or yes not every year.
Whatever the math is how often.
Is that every four years right every four Olympics.
Four years. Yeah
Chat today subs on that
Yes, indeed, bro, I don't really pay that much attention to the Olympics, bro
I'm not like that. I'm not I'm not I like hover. I hover
You know fuckers got that shit on your monitor 24-7
We hit 1047 votes 53 votes actually.
Crazy man.
Holy.
I know I know back at it.
Let's get right into this people.
I'm looking at one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Never actually, I need to recount this.
One, two, three, point five.
Four point five.
Five point five, six point five, seven point five games.
Four subs Sunday, never before seen on this website.
Honestly dude, you know, this is, I mean, yeah, this is like an orange, this is still
an orange yellow man, it's all, it's a fucking orange yellow, it's always orange yellow.
I don't know where it will land, we'll see, I don't know, we'll see, we'll see.
I said we are right to it people. First game of Sub-Sunday is a demo.
Yes, indeed. Wait, tomorrow's Steam Fest? Hasn't it been Steam Fest? There's been demos all the time.
What's the difference here?
Hmm.
Tomorrow the next fest starts are you saying there's going to be now more new demos.
There's always demos but steam fest is tomorrow. Are you saying we're going to see new demos?
Okay
Nice man. Yeah, there's gonna be a decent amount of stuff going on dude this coming week is gonna be nice
All right, let's see here first game of
Sub Sun day
We're looking at a demo here boys we got a couple of demos
First game is no nays
Arm to table.
Let's see what we got going on here.
Let's see, let's see, what was that?
Windows maximized Mac Mac OS really
All right, so that tells me you farm here and put it on the table
Oh, oh just throws you in. Oh, yeah, this looks nice man. Oh, okay
Yeah, we're not going to talk about the Counterstrike performance yesterday.
Arrows!
Look at this!
Wait, you can just throw the basket.
Just launch this into the...
That was my only basket.
It's gone. Wait. Oh, you get another one. Oh, there's bunnies, too. Interesting. Alright,
and you be getting... Oh, yeah, the water, bro. That looks nice, man. This is prime
real estate. This is good. 250 bucks? Come on, man. $25 tanks. Pray, oh my god. Okay.
Why is this like the smallest sickle?
Oh, it's not that bad. It's not that bad.
Oh, it's kind of nice actually. You know what? We'll get a little more room.
There it is, oh.
Oh yeah, we're making a restaurant.
I thought this was a house.
What am I looking at?
Okay, we have a menu.
Oh, this is the build menu.
Wait, this is the restaurant?
Oh, okay, nice.
Well, outdoor doesn't really rain here, so.
Yeah, it doesn't rain here.
So people just kind of show up.
400, the shelf right next to it, so you don't have to move for the ingredients in a cook
station.
Is this where we serve?
I think this is where we serve.
I think so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Buy a table, buy chairs.
Right there, boom, boom, you can even see the guy cook.
Table and chairs.
Bad placement?
Dude, what are you talking about, bro?
How is this a bad placement?
Chey, you're cooking here and you're chilling.
And then people are coming here.
There's a guy serving the food.
And then they can watch this chef cook it's an experience, bro
Shit wait
What in table wouldn't chair we're looking for chairs
Right here insane
Yeah, this is a micro experience
All right, this is a pop-up this is a pop-up restaurant. We just show up and put some tables down
All right, bro, this is this is what the people want now
We got some shrooms I need one more
One star on the L okay, bro. We don't use the internet word our our our restaurant is not on the internet, buddy
Okay
Place fresh mushrooms on the stove
Okay
There it is. Okay chop of the mushroom
Oh, this guy just does it right over it, okay.
I think it's cooking.
Close the lid to cook.
Oh, true.
That's it.
Just mushrooms.
That's all we got.
Insane.
insane what we call these bro literally nothing look at that there's gonna
someone's gonna show up recipe add some menu look at that easy
Pick flowers, buy an empty vase. Oh, we got to decorate it.
Can I throw the other flower? How about these?
There we go. Buy an empty vase. Where's the shop at?
Unless you can get it from here.
Empty vase. Must be placed on a table.
Oh, wants us to decorate, of course.
And how do we do this?
Oh, there we go.
Nice.
Rename the restaurant.
Armed to Table Restaurant.
What do we call it, bro?
Little bros.
Little little bros.
Hey man, you wanna go get the little bros?
Hey man, little bros just opened down the street.
Whoa.
Okay, hello welcome welcome insane setup insane. All right. We have one thing on the menu
Okay
Got that one out right there. Oh
Here we go. Here we go. Okay. We got cook
One two. Okay. I got the rhythm. Oh
All right rhythm
How is it how is it
He doesn't know where to start I know I know okay the rhythm the rhythm is
showing up here there it is chop suey oh he disappeared
nice you left his friend okay oh wait you have a new friend weird I'm not
really sure. Can this over cook in the pot? I wonder if I'll leave the lid on if it over
cooks. Oh you all have, oh. It just kind of sit down. I think you can put the mushroom
in the pond. Excuse me?
All right, how we doing here? Look at those coins. 37.
You got to look directly at them. Nice.
Dude, the one ingredient is a hit.
Just put some heat, just put some heat on some shrooms, easy.
Oh this guy wants him too. I'm almost out of ingredients.
Okay man I mean you know. There's four slots in the pot. Oh so you can just make a bunch at once is
that what you're saying? Oh my god. I think you're right. Unless it ends up making it like an
extra mushroom soup. Let's see. No way I can't. Eventually I'll be able to.
Oh yeah, I can range chop it too.
I'm not a fan of mushrooms. I'm not a fan.
Insane, bro. This guy right here. Nice, nice. Not a fan.
Whoa, wait, how about, yeah, look at this, look at this. This is why they come here, guys.
This is why they come here. This range. That's why, that's why I get customers here.
All around the world, they come here to see the skill.
Dude!
I know. I know.
Have you the guy that got shit from fucking us?
So far away?
Yes.
Oh!
That's okay.
Watcha me.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Very nice.
Mm-hmm.
Very nice.
Uh-huh. Very nice. Very nice.
Nah, lately the broccoli dude. Broccoli hits.
Good ass broccoli is delicious.
Uh-oh.
Well, how does this even happen?
Buy tomato fields, water the tomato crops.
Okay, they can wait.
Tomato field?
Oh!
Perfect.
How do I water, feed?
This is actual farm to table.
big thing new concept new concept you open the restaurant in the garden there
it is all rocks we have a new ingredient in the middle of it so you're
Surrounded by what you're eating
Whoa
All right, nice. Thank you. I have no more shrooms dude. This takes a long time
That's gonna take a bit oh
Bro, we have none left. Oh, no
I have my maybe I have to close my shop right now when I'm out of stuff unless I need to go off land I
Gotta go forage
Yep
Here we go here we go
Here we go chill buddy hopping
Don't tell me I need to go and kill these animals too for some meat
Meals do I like seafood? Ah, yes
How nice the tomatoes
All right, how we doing how we doing waiting waiting. Oh, they wait a while they don't care
There's nowhere else to eat.
All right, good stuff.
All right, there you go, this guy, good stuff, here we go, chop it up, none of these tomatoes,
Tomatoes are ready harvest
Okay, you just it just keeps going it just keeps going
Huh makes sense
All right, let's serve this and then make a fresh tomato dish even though everybody's showing up here
I might need to close the shop so people don't order more mushroom stuff
I might need to do that
Yeah, I didn't want- Dude, the same guy's been waiting since I went out to Forge.
There you go, man. All right, let me see here.
Here we go. Before I do the day, put all items on the shelves or they'll spoil overnight. Crops
only grow the next day, so end the day to keep them growing. Oh. What if I cook- I think
I wasted that tomato. Yeah, that might be wasted. Uh, Pugoli, Pugoli, Tomato, Lee, Soup.
That's gonna, yeah, that is totally gonna expire. I failed the quest. And it's tomato
dish to the menu.
Why don't I do that again too, okay.
Alright.
I don't think it makes sense to get more tables.
I don't know if that's going to help us here.
More customers?
I can't cook that fast.
It takes too long to cook.
Unless you end up hiring people or something later.
Let's see...
Oh, you need to put the flowers back so you can harvest the flowers for your tables.
Maybe you get a tip?
Why else would you need to do this?
Discard item.
Oh, true, true.
Yeah, maybe there's like a faster way later to do this
We're gonna have we're gonna prep a bunch of stuff
And I think this can cook twice in a day or grow twice in a day
Yeah, the tomato soup's gone I
Yeah, actually, what if I just put two stoves?
Can I do two stoves?
Does that make sense?
500?
Oh wait, I'm poor.
Yeah, that actually does not make sense.
No, it's so expensive.
Tomato, tomato, tomato.
All right, triple tomato, no one wants the shrooms now.
Okay, one, two, three.
All right.
Yeah, you maybe unlock a better stove later.
Oh yeah, there's boats and yachts in the distance.
Oh my god, it's Gaben, dude.
You heard about the place
They heard about the place you the guy
I did plant more they're growing you just water them
There are a couple of games like this this one does a decent. Oh, okay. You can actually buy more land
This guy's like it's well made, you know
It's like a very nice style
It feels like it's there are many games like this, but it feels like a solid build
Visually it's a mechanically
But yes, there are similar games.
Oh my God, dude, that's trending, dude.
God damn.
Unless this is the Door Dash guy taking a break.
It could be.
Alright, those are growing.
Wait, upgraded recipe.
I didn't do that. How do you upgrade a recipe?
What do you mean?
How? Upgrade.
We're going to upgrade the tomatoes.
More money, more stars, same time.
Two tomatoes.
I'll upgrade both of them.
All right, triple upgrade.
Triple upgrade.
whoa something special about that guy
all right let me see what are these wait what what what what what how do how do i make these now
so i just need three tomatoes
i can only put one in the cooking slot i don't follow shut i don't understand
Reach eight chairs capacity and four people sit per
What in chair I might need to move these I don't get it
Is that saying it's only two per
3, 2, I don't know. Only 2 chairs per table? Okay, yep.
Okay, buddy. Can I move this? How do I go into build mode?
Oh, it's right here.
Oh wait, no. How do I go into build mode? Oh, T. Paint mode, demolish mode, paint mode,
move mode. The seat. Buddy. Oh my god. Hold on. No it is dude, you cannot afford. Okay.
Alright I'm gonna demolish this for now. What do you mean? He's sitting on, how
How is he even sitting on this?
Okay, whatever.
You can use, I'm gonna book you for two seats, man.
All right?
Billing you twice.
Um, let me see.
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
This isn't good right now, hold on,
we're a little backed up right now, hold on, hold on.
We're a little backed up right now, hold on, hold on,
hold on.
Not enough money to water the tomatoes?
Are you serious?
Wait, that's not- Yo, this game's real!
Okay, hold up, hold up.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Oh, did they raise their hands when you have the right dish?
I swear I just saw that.
I swear I'm not seeing things.
Oh, yeah, they do!
Oh, that's actually kinda cool.
Okay, you have enough?
90, we need 90.
I can't water my tomatoes.
Dude, that's messed up.
Thank you.
Okay, there we go.
Clancer fed.
How we doing?
How we doing?
This guy, I gotta serve this guy.
He's sitting on everything.
There you go, get off the seat.
Okay, everybody wants tomato soup.
I think that guy just sat there.
Guys, discount on the mushroom soup.
Discount.
How the hell do you afford this?
A thousand bucks?
Do you upgrade the shit out of the recipe?
You must!
Off of the screen?
Maybe you get like a big boost or something eventually.
Buddy, please tell me you want my shroom pli- oh my god.
I'm gonna have to plant more.
Okay.
Now let me see here.
Move mode.
I'm gonna leave that here for now.
I need to move all of this.
Oh, buddy, oh, buddy.
I was in the process of doing something.
That one guy dine and dash?
No, he didn't.
Okay, no one wants the mushrooms anymore.
Alright, what do you want, bro?
You're right in the spot.
Let's move, let's move.
I'll leave that there for future expansion.
Come on, finish that, bro.
8 chairs capacity by the way.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
There it is.
There it is.
Very nice.
We can't afford that yet.
Yeah, I'm not affording that yet.
That's too much.
Okay.
Very nice.
clap we can't afford that yet yeah I'm not affording that yet that's too much
okay very nice
oh whoops not enough money move mode all right we need two more please mushroom
mushroom discount on the mushrooms dude they don't want it
guys please somebody eat the damn mushroom soup it's so good it's so good
what does the two one mean is that saying I have one mushroom oh it's not how
much I have oh it tells you oh okay yes it tells you yeah one guy actually wants
a mushroom soup great choice sir great choice very nice you can fish really I'm
I'm having money problems right now.
Yeah, I have, I'm still, how am I,
I did spend a lot of money on new chairs.
That didn't help.
What is going on here, dude?
Oh, this guy's eating and this guy's shat on the table.
Okay, I'm not sure if I have enough tomatoes for everybody here.
Those will be done soon.
It doesn't get fresher than this.
You see it grow in front of you and then prepare.
I don't know what to tell you.
This is the freshest...
You even see the growing.
Can you make a rabbit stew?
I mean, you get different recipes in the game, so probably eventually.
You actually... maybe butcher.
I know you can get like farm animals.
Alright, let's see. Thank you.
Thank you.
Who's next? I know this bunny's been waiting here.
for a while.
Okay.
Oh, we got a mushroom, we got a mushroom.
Who wanted it?
This guy.
Nice.
All right, did I make any money today?
Bro, you're gonna have to wait until the shroom grows.
All right, the tomato grows.
No other ingredients.
All right
Okay last two dishes of the night
Yeah, this is magic soil so everything grows extremely fast
It's like those time-lapse videos where you see something grow.
I get plant.
Alright, we got nothing left.
Oh wait, you're lucky, you're lucky.
These just grew.
What the hell?
What the hell, could I just take that out of the box?
Alright, hopefully we have enough last two customers.
This guy decided to order right as we closed.
You're lucky, brother.
You got a journey ahead of you.
Okay
He's got a journey
Very nice
Yeah, nice snarf, thank you man happy birthday, bro
Happy birthday dude feels birthday man in the chat for snarf
Thank you, Matt.
820.
I'm just going to do the mission.
$2,300 from the tomato soup.
They love it.
They love it.
All right.
There we go.
Quest complete.
You're kidding me.
You want two more chairs.
We're gonna have an exclusive table right here.
Two chairs per table.
Even though they were all sitting there?
I guess so I guess it was then it was I guess that's what that number was right
there every single one is to oh yeah let me plant these yeah weren't there three
people on one table yesterday so I don't know I wonder if demolishing cells let's
figure it out let's see oh it does okay we'll stick to twos it does actually give
you a full refund you know what no actually never mind
Okay, I gotta go forage a bunch of stuff place decorations earn decoration points I
Need a bigger one of these two you guys are gonna have to wait man. You guys can't be for the I even flip the open sign
Yeah, I should move them closer
Hold up, hold up.
Oh, you can throw that flower over there.
And throw the mushroom with one rose.
All right, let me sit here.
Yeah, it's a grind in the beginning.
Okay, decorations.
Where are we?
Why not just get two more of these?
And then I have one here.
One of these is going to be Roseless.
Ah, we got a bunch of customers and not enough stoves.
Cat Bowl, Dog Bowl, that's so expensive.
The Funkshway, though.
The Funkshway.
Buy more land!
Oh, really?
Dude, this guy, excuse me, excuse me?
We're investing in the business.
All right, let's see we got to do this bit fast we got enough tomatoes one for you
Next we need something that speeds up the cooking time
All right, I'm gonna feed whoever's in range
change. Thank you now I can water my plants. Let's do a shroom here. Someone left. Thank
Thank you. Okay. There we go. Excuse me.
How we doing? How we doing? Okay, we're getting it. We're getting it. Walks on your table? Whatever, man.
There you go.
Bro, the tomato soup is insanely popular.
This is like some gacha shit.
Oh, that's... oh, it requires tomatoes.
Alright, how we doing here?
Excuse me. Thank you. Thank you.
It takes a bit. This game is a grind.
You keep burning money and then invest a little bit and then make a little bit.
But you gotta keep investing. Whoa. Oh, those are berries.
Oh my god. Okay, hold up.
Yeah, how many more tomatoes?
Chicken I can get chicken
How about we leave this behind? Oh my god, there's so much stuff. We're gonna go right to chicken
We're gonna invest right into chicken and hopefully it doesn't take five years
We're going all out we're gonna skip the quest and not buy more land, okay, I think
I think the dev wants the noobs to buy more land, but if you're- it's the puzzle of the game.
You don't follow the quest. Instead, you buy the damn chickens.
And then you end up making way more money. Right here, chickens.
what excuse me wait actually hold up if it's a full refund why not have two
stoves and then sell one oh eventually you actually build okay whatever
Bro, there's so much shit, man.
There's so much stuff.
It's 600 for chicken?
Did I not have 600?
Yeah, am I tripping?
You had 589?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, I thought I just didn't... I thought I needed something else.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. There they are, Fiend. We want corn. Oh, he needs
They need corn. I can't afford their food. Okay, hold up.
Okay, they're chilling. They're chilling. Hold up.
Okay, they demand corn.
You want an egg? You must borrow. You want an egg? You wish to corn.
You wish to corn.
Alright, I'm negotiating. Alright, now we need water. We need water. We don't have any water
right now. Okay, I have no ingredients. I may have actually bricked the game or my
play through this might be bricked uh-oh please bro who wanted this who's holding
the hand up oh no oh no bro eat okay wait potentially saved it's gonna take so
long I'm not selling the chickens I refuse I have an emotional connection
to them now okay here we go here we go
long game 59 minutes one hour it's doable the corn we get the egg we make a
brand new dish featuring eggs and then make a shit ton of money watch it will
work in the meantime one shroom recipe 50 minutes sell the decoration plant true
we don't need this anymore there it is okay here we go here we go
Yep, in the meantime, we're going to cook some berries.
Oh, there's no recipe for that, lol.
Yeah, it's farm to table, you better wait!
That includes waiting for it to grow!
Get an employee?
I don't think we can do that yet.
Later you get an employee.
There we go, there we go.
Some corn, tomatoes.
I'm going to get two stoves because yellow.
Alright, we're cooking now, we're cooking.
How are we doing, how are we doing, 1 hour 30?
No recipe?
Yikes, 13 minutes, oh where's the popper?
Oh, here we go, here we go. Thank you, thank you. At least they wait a long time. Yeah,
They wait a long time so it's not that bad.
All right, nice, nice.
They're waiting but it's all good, it's all good.
All that person almost left but we got him.
All good, all good.
The dual stove, dual-wielding stoves.
Very nice, the clutch.
Okay, now they have to wait for these to grow.
And we got the level up, feels good.
Very nice. I don't think anybody steals.
Everybody pays.
Fuck the zombie, was there a zombie?
Thank you for telling me.
There you go, let me clean this up here.
Clean that up.
Oh god, that got on the bowl.
Is the shelf backwards?
I did a stock more corn.
It takes too long for this.
There was a skill tree.
I
Won't be not closed yet. I am still open
What time is it bro, it's why am I open this late?
Well, these are actually the last customers, right?
Yeah, they are.
It's because I never served them.
They've been waiting here since the store opened.
Come on, Shroom guy!
I see you guys!
I see you!
Come on, come on, come on.
Last two shrooms.
Come on!
Hurry!
Don't leave, don't leave, don't leave.
customer will eat. Wait, bro, wait. You already waited when we opened it. Don't leave, bro.
Don't leave. And fucking finally, he's gone. He's been holding up his hand since the store
open. Alright, there it is. Two eggs? Dude, the harvest thing is harsh. Okay, are we good?
I'm closing.
Very nice.
1.25 stars.
Come on, man.
It's all a lie.
I will all buy land.
I might as well just preemptively make a bunch of tomato soups.
You would eat at my place?
Thank you man.
That is so expensive for that.
What?
180 for corn?
Dirty table.
Dirty table lies yeah, there's no customers. They're already sick of the soup
Everybody's gone
Everybody's gone two more plants of tomato
I'm going for the land expansion now
Yeah, I'm going for the land expansion, bro.
No more tomatoes.
Yeah, do we have an egg recipe that works?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Fried egg?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
A hundred fifty.
Simple stuff.
The only problem with this is it takes so long and we don't have enough eggs.
That's the only thing here.
Yo, that looks good, man.
Um.
Yeah, it's gonna, I need more chicken to withstand this.
That's the problem here.
Oh, so in the demo, when the game comes out, you can hire literally everybody.
Okay, we're investing. Oh, you get money for the achievements. Camera. Nice. You can always
Just remove it from the menu when you run out.
Yeah, wait, did this add fried egg?
I did.
Wait, did someone order it already?
Someone already ordered it.
Oh, okay, all right.
I have to forage for mushrooms.
But I think we're gonna next game here boys cool game cool demo. I could see this being pretty damn popular when it comes out
Cool game though cool game cool game next game as we continue
We are jumping to another game here.
I played this before, but now it's out.
It was the demo before the game officially came out. Let's see what we got going on here.
Let's see.
Some say Golems got competition.
Nikon dude.
My Nikon is DOOMAS?
What?
That was the username?
I don't recall that.
I'll say the menu is really clear clean.
What is DLSS SR?
Clean menu brother.
Menu dead.
Let's see what we have here.
Can you release?
Goblin a special hard mode in which manual saves are disabled.
Um, I want to see what actually happens in the game and not die a thousand times because
I'm not that good
Elves humans dwarves and orcs for all of their differences
Goblins are bad news.
First the green plague, and then everyone thought they'd seen the worst of it.
Here it comes for one. The only.
Who the fuck are you talking to?
Stop that! Do you mind if we sit with you?
So, you're the talking goblin everyone's talking about.
And you are the best and brightest of our new recruits. Disappointments all around, I'd say.
They say you were there when it all started. Is that true? Yeah, like you caused the war or some shit
It's a bit more complicated than that
So what is it? What's your side of the story?
I don't remember if the demos started from the beginning of sure I'll tell you I don't recall
I don't want to hear a single comment until I'm done got it
This kind of narrative device gets old real fast
Let me take you back. I was barely escaping the elf city of karma. Oh, yeah.
I can't skip the game.
Could you two get your heads out of your respective asses and take care of that monster?
Wait! How did you?
And quickly, if you don't mind.
I could load this save from earlier.
This is like after the tutorial.
The first 20 minutes are a tutorial.
Oh God.
Okay, let me see if I remember how to play the game now.
Can you, like, throw shit?
Oh, he can double jump.
Oh, he can clonk.
Okay.
Oh, here we go.
I know you have like a witcher sense type of thing I kind of forgot how to do it
Oh, you can okay you can go undercover
I'm not sure.
Um, settings, e-bindings, dash, crouch, primary,
interaction. Oh, that'd be square. I mean, uh, middle mouse? No. Oh, there we go. I think
i can make this
all
i drank them
Oh my god. That's fucked up. Is this a loot? Oh, I can hide in here. Yeah, this is Assassin's
screen but you're a goblin wait that's all that was in this room really oh here
we go maybe I double jump up here let's see and
Iron ore.
Motion blur is on.
Buddy.
I swear to God.
Where is it?
I don't see any motion blur.
Okay, so you can always see where everybody is.
The cook stuff their pies when goblin' me again.
I fucking hate that.
I could tell just by the smell.
I don't know.
This pie's so hungry, it just smells fucking good.
Don't hurt me, please.
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
All right, where are you?
Hey, first this way!
That's okay, it's okay.
Chill.
I don't know what this does, but it's orange.
Oh shit, wait, it's a one tap and you're dead
You're kidding me man. You're kidding me.
All right here we go.
All right that was the tutorial.
Wait so he can they can hear that what the hell dude are you not supposed to kill them
I like you make him pass out or something
Oh
Left mouse bumper stealth kills. Oh, is that it?
And you can move them away too.
This looks like you can interact with it, like maybe shoot something and it falls?
Ow, I'm not sure.
I guess I didn't have to do that.
Now what do we have here?
That was unnecessary.
Is this game from 2014?
Seven
There we go saved
Must be a way to like distract the guards I
Don't know what four does. Oh four makes me completely stealth
Okay, well, only for a small amount of time.
Lol.
Here's the dwarf captain I'm looking for.
how the hell are we getting in there wait was there a window
I'm saving there it is boys 006
I'm paid up till tomorrow. Fuck off.
Oh, no you don't.
Stop it!
What the...
Is that thing a goblin?
That thing is here for your zeppelin.
So sober up and do it quick if you ever want to see it again.
What's in it for you?
Is this the same voice actor?
It sounds fair.
The first games?
My ship's parked in the docks, which seems simple enough, right?
But I have a couple of guards.
Get in, get out.
Except those fanatics from the Inquisition are keeping a close eye on her for some
reason.
I barely escaped with my life.
If you think you're up for it, get my ship out of there and steer her to the nearest air station.
I'll take you wherever you want to go.
Looks like that's what we're doing.
Okay.
Don't forget, my Zefland, I take to be woken up for nothing.
Alright, Mr. Dwarf!
Unlock the balloon station.
You don't need this, bro.
You don't need this.
What the hell did he- why?
Oh, whoa!
Oh, I can exit.
Yeah.
Alright, sorry.
Oh, that was actually a-
Oh, I see. Those were glass bottles.
And the amber flask gives me, like, a perma?
Oh, I see, okay.
Open map Zeppelin Docks.
This game is weird.
It's like it's not it's not like a super bad game.
has its jank it's not like super fucking clean animations and stuff but it look
it look it feels like it can hit a vibe I don't know how expensive this is the
cutscenes seem decent the main character is not bad he's he seems kind of
You should replay dishonored. I never really got into dishonored.
Honestly stealth games only go so far. You have to be really immersed in the stealth game to
enjoy it. Sometimes it's a little tough for me because it's kind of like...
Stealth games are weird.
Hitman, yeah, I mean Hitman is different, Hitman is good.
Alright, hold up, how do we even get in here right now?
like the whole place is.
The roof is always the way.
Uh-oh.
Instead of killing, can I like stealth and knock him out?
Do I gotta kill this poor guy?
Do I have to?
I don't want to.
Can I knock him out?
I guess he just kills everybody.
Really, I can take this knight out?
Oh, I can poison that and wait for him to come back and maybe try it.
What was that?
Wait, what was that?
Great.
Great.
Great.
Pick up some sand.
Pick up some sand for the eyes, alright we're almost at the Zeppelin.
Scraps, some meds.
I'll take another one of those.
We can hide in here too.
I don't really need to though.
Oh, found the Zeppelin.
Oh shit!
Get it!
Hey, send someone to check that out!
Now, someone, go search there!
Quickly!
Someone, please!
Keep an eye out.
Where the f**k did it go?
How the f**k did this happen?
Look everywhere, they can't be far.
I can't have gone too far. Someone go take a look at that.
Someone go take a look, but not me. Someone go say something, not me, no.
Someone go do something.
Dude, when do you stop?
Are they forever aggro?
You won't be able to hide forever!
Oh, clutched.
That's how you undo it.
Please, shoot!
As we were.
What the hell? Who is this?
Oh, shit.
I guess this game is cutscene heavy.
Oh my god, it is.
It's 007, but he's older.
Repot.
There was no suspicious activity, Inquisitor.
No one approached the port's lock as you ordered.
It better stay that way. This lock is worth more than your lives.
Adjust when the key has been put to safety, as per your instructions.
Inquisitor.
You gotta be bald to draw on the club.
Kill anyone who steps on the sepula, or I'll kill you myself.
This game is entirely AI? Bro. I don't, I don't, I don't think that's true, bro.
Are you just lying to yourself and just deciding to be mad at something false?
What?
see every day, wouldn't it be a shame if someone were to open it?
This guy's choosing to get mad.
That's something he made up in his mind.
Waaaaaaahhh!
Waaaaaahhh!
A bolt.
No, what? Why not?
Oh, there's two of them.
Wash this, now.
Oh, check it out.
Now, I'm seeing things.
Oh my god, I never saved.
It must have saved me right where I died.
I okay here we go here we go here we go
here we go boys
relax buddy your watch is ended relax
next bellow
my
What was down what was down?
You okay?
What's here? A goblin!
A goblin! Get it!
What the heck, they keep poisons the place?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, chill!
die you monster that's how you do it right there boys that's how you do it
right there
yeah isn't there can I slice him
I could have swore he can attack, but any button doesn't...
I could have swore you have to target him.
And now
Even there leave them there
Okay so far so good
That guy's chillin'
We got a couple of guys over there
Take that
This guy in the closet
Barf in here
Look around
That guy's chillin'
leave him right here oh that guy doesn't see the dude on the other side really
um thought there was something there it is boys still got it easy as I was
Oh, find the chest room.
This might be in here.
Iron ore scraps?
Maybe you build something later.
Oh.
I must say, I'm pretty curious to see what could open the quartz lock like that.
Or who, I suppose.
You're not the Inquisition.
Not unless they drastically changed their recruitment profiles.
Can you get me out of here?
Whoa!
Slow down.
I came here to find something that will open a quartz lock.
A quartz lock that's keeping us up and stuck at the docks, correct?
And how would you know that?
Because people can't seem to keep their mouths shut around here, or suspect the strange
chest next to them might be listing in.
And you were inside that chest because?
Because I can open the quartz lock, which is the reason you wanted that chest in the
first place.
I'll ask again if I open it. Can you get me out of here? I can't steer a zeppelin on my own
I think that could be arranged
Maybe you could try crafting something. Oh
Crafting menu. Oh, yeah. Oh, you can make a lock pick. Oh, that's what that's for
Search the chest. Hey, could you secure the path? I don't like knowing those guards could be in our way. Yeah, fine
Great diversion
22 meters up.
I wonder if this is actually the- oh my god.
Oh my god.
there. All right, where's this last guy?
I got to find the next way up here.
Wait, did I kill all the guards? That was like two of them, right?
Three?
The quest went away, so maybe I did.
Oh yeah, I did.
Talk to the fusioned dwarf.
I'm not even sure what we're doing. We're stealing this. We're telling a story about how he got into the situation, I think.
Was Gollum worse? You tried it? Um, I think this game is better than Gollum.
You got it.
I'm not sure what you're doing.
I'm not sure what you're doing. I'm not sure what you're doing. I'm not sure what you're doing.
You got it
Oh, we got boss fight I got a stealth kill the boss
Don't!
Sticks, is it?
Who's asking?
It is the difficult question
How do we do that?
Well, the name would be a good start. We've been called
Flux, but it is a meager definition of us
Is sticks or you are?
Mean you can also add
thief extraordinaire green plague of the continent
All-round pain in the ass, but maybe we save that for the second day
What about Quartz Collector? First, the pieces at Korangar, and now...
Ah, let me guess. I disturbed an ancient power of some sort. Is that what you are?
You have not disturbed us, Sticks.
Yeah, the audio's a bit scuffy.
It's been a long time. Yes. A very long time.
He does sound a little like the god of war blue dwarf a little bit
A little bit
What did you do got myself a little power up
You took your damn time Jarek
That's some plans of my own. Who's your friend?
I'm Mrs. Jesper, and I hope one of you knows how to pilot a ship.
Running away?
Just need to make a stop. Got some cargo to get back.
I'm sure she'll appreciate the sentiment.
Dude, poppins are like one of the worst things that can happen in a game, I feel like.
They take away from everything.
That's probably one of the worst bugs.
I'll give him that.
Oh my god, the yellow tape guy.
Yeah, that'll have to do. Make sure we're more correctly. I'll take care of the rest.
What?
Quartz gives XP in Resonance.
Ohhhh.
Throw a clone, Decoy releases a nauseous cloud.
And throw a clone.
I wonder how that works.
I did bro.
Oh there's actually a different stuff too.
Huh.
Takes nine months to throw.
All right, where we headed next here?
Is there something that shows you your objective?
Oh, you can walk in the game.
Ah, all better.
I was secure in the area, but I just walk everywhere.
I'm gonna take a look I thought there was
I'm going to take a look.
Whoa!
Oh my.
That is a long fall.
Okay.
So we can go up here maybe.
Oh, there's a guy right there.
That's one big mountain of muscle.
Stabbing them to death isn't the only option.
Okay, I see.
We gotta poison this guy.
I like I know someone was here.
There's nothing here.
Who's there?
Ow!
Ow!
What was that?
There's no way he opened the door.
As soon as I did that.
I guess this is why you look before you do this, because the same thing might happen.
Oh, it's just one guy in here.
Shit, that's one big mountain of muscle.
Wait.
Uh oh.
What the damn.
I did truder.
Here.
Accomplish.
Get a move on.
Look everywhere.
and
all three of them
Oh, they know now.
Something doesn't seem right.
There's no more for you.
Damn, that was nice.
Oh, did it reset my ability?
Yeah, how do I even use this?
Clone throw?
Oh
Buddy stop looking out there man, what are you doing?
Buddy
are you kidding me bro? are you kidding me? are you for really? are you for really?
Nothing there?
Got a lock pick my way out of here.
Shit, that's one big mountain of muscle.
And I am an animal.
You're kidding. You're kidding. You're kidding.
You're kidding, brother.
They're gonna be around.
I'm gonna be around.
I'm gonna go to the farm.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Fuck you, they go!
I'm not here.
Not here.
Really guy, really guy.
Really guy.
I
Really dude
You're kidding you're kidding you're kidding you're kidding brother
Must be here somewhere
Oh
Are you kidding me there's no way up here
Oh my god!
BioShock?
Map?
Ah boys, let me show you how to do this.
That was cosplaying.
I thought there was something...
You guys.
Shit. That's one big mountain of muscle.
What's this now?
Over here!
Over here!
Over here!
Over here!
Over here!
Over here!
Over here!
Over here!
Over here!
What was that?
Shit!
Shit!
God!
Get it!
Eat shit!
Everyone!
Take a look this way!
There it is boys, there it is.
Nope, not here.
Who's there?
What the hell?
Oh god.
One less to worry about.
Okay, dude.
I'm surprised you can't do aerial kills.
You can? Maybe it's under upgrades?
I need to unlock it.
Oh, I can do it.
What are we doing here, boys? What's the plan here? Are you guys moving? There's no way
you're both assigned to the same shit.
Nothing there.
No.
There it is, boys.
I hate them.
What was that?
What the heck?
Ow!
I
Know you there
Nothing there
Dude how did they
Is this isn't the sprint thing is the sprinting that loud it sounds like it's like shilling
But I guess the sprint is it is it actually the sprint?
Okay, what the fuck is this?
Yeah, I guess sprinting they instantly know oops
Yeah sprinting they instantly know
Here, a goblin!
Die!
Bro, I didn't think he'd see him, bro, okay?
I didn't think he'd see him.
Okay, have you seen the fucking AI?
Sometimes you can mess around with it.
Stop! I know you're there!
Get a move on! Look everywhere!
Oh, save after each kill.
Yeah, this is one of those games where you bind mouse 1 to save.
Can you actually do that?
Whatever.
Okay, bitch.
Okay, bitch.
Shit.
What happened to you?
Everyone!
Take a look.
Whoa, who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
An intruder!
Get it!
Here!
A goblin!
Easy.
Here.
Oh my god!
It's over, asshole.
There it is, boys.
There it is, boys.
Stealthmaster 8000.
Next!
I don't just take that.
Next!
Do this big guy ever die?
I never poisoned him right.
That's one big mountain of muscle.
Gotta be a better way to do this, unless I'm just needing to...
if you're supposed to break each one and it falls on him but I could stab him too
He's going to open the door as soon as I do this
lol they didn't even give him a key
bro go back and eat your slop man
Yeah, better stay away.
What?
Whoops.
They must be here somewhere.
What was that?
Tribated wait, I thought he got through here
What I did
It was bad they never gave him a key
They can't be
What was that someone go search there was that a goblet get it
You're as good as day
A goblin, get it!
Here! Oh my gosh!
Oh that was a nice throw, dude. I saved, bro.
And a Trotter! Die, you monster!
There it is, boys.
There it is.
Styled on.
Sheesh.
Are you seven real?
Someone go take a look at a goblin get it
Interesting interesting
I'll get you. There it is, boys.
I'm seeing
there it is boys
oh I love surprises very nice lower the bridge to the zeppelin
8 billion years later...
Oh brother dude!
Alright people, next game, next game!
It uses the power stored in each piece of quartz to map their locations.
Normally you'd need a piece of quartz to power it, but if my calculations are correct, and they are, again.
So, what? You want to help me collect quartz? What's in it for you?
You mean apart from getting back at those Inquisition assholes for their very, very thorough interrogations?
Professional curiosity.
There are no records of anyone surviving court's absorption,
which means your continued existence opens up fields of research never considered before.
The work we're gonna do together...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Take it easy. There's no we.
I don't trust you not to crash this thing.
All right.
I'm surprised you're still here.
Ship too big for you?
You're going to go a little bit further back.
Okay.
I'll see you there.
I'm going to look for the rest of the building.
I think I've seen the boys.
They look like they're only two feet tall.
But it's not a problem.
We can try to find the boss.
I'll go to the house.
I'll go to the next building.
Okay, I'll go to the house.
Okay, I'll go to the house.
I'll go to the house.
Okay.
So, where to Goblin?
Alright, next game.
That was cool, bro.
Next game.
We are jumping to another one.
Known as...
Interesting box art.
Another brand new release.
Oh my god disable QTEs or a plant 1440p excuse me
Okay. Why is that disabled? Why is 1440 feet disabled, but it's right there. Odd. Odd.
It's called Horrib-Plant. You wake up with a swollen head and a mouth full of blood.
Your sense of smell is assaulted by the damp, musty dungeon scent that penetrates your
nostrils. As you struggle to open your eyes you seem to hear whispers emanating from the
walls around you. My child. Oh god. Explore the dungeon my son Yuditsi gets to know your
surroundings. Oh! Materials, camp.
What was some meat on the fire? A hundred meat? Wood? No wood. No rock. Level one
dagger. Level one helmet. I did update the title.
Or you can go here for the...
Hit the sprout, it'll give you materials you can use.
I'm tired.
Upgrade, click, hire a mouse.
Zero wood.
Oh, it builds it quietly.
It's very quiet with the way it builds.
Upgrade click.
Ah, three wood.
Ah, okay.
Ah, okay.
You've got enough wood for now.
you may go spend it. Open the map, go and get your equipment. You can spend your resources
to improve your armor, simply leave the cost of your materials by the door on your way
out. When you feel ready, open your map and head for the steps. Level one sword,
Chestplate? Don't I already have everything? Defense level one? Is this upping?
Oh it is upping. Region, evasion, 20 wood.
Sure why not? Oh it makes it in the background too. I don't know what these are.
What is this piece of paper your eyes her bro go tell your doctor man I don't know
oh that's a tax speed wait how do I leave Matt dungeon I'm not ready so it looks like you
harvest materials to then buy gear to then enter the dungeon. But then I have a limit of only 20 wood.
Yeah, I only have 20 wood though. Let's try the dungeon. You stand at the top of what appears to be
decrepit never ending staircase firing down into darkness as far as I can see faint moans
and distant screams echo from the depths below hinting at the horrors that await
are you ready to descend into the hell.
How combat works.
Automatically based on your equipment for extra attacks click the weak points
after beating a boss you get to pick a boon.
Boons reset when leaving combat.
Okay.
Wait, what am I? I'm getting XP and I'm getting meat.
Did I just die?
What? You're okay.
Maybe it was I supposed to die?
This battle was brutal come and visit the hole open your map
You stand in the middle of an empty
Broom in front of you a massive hole pierces the wall leading to what seems like nowhere the loud clinking of your armor echoes
Up the walls only be swallowed by the void before you
There's nothing else to do or so it seems but an odd unshick will urge rises within you the need to scream into the abyss
Scream like I have a scream before this one is a guttural primal comes from deep within you you wait for an answer
Nothing you wait some more still nothing as you start to turn around to leave you hear a deep growl
I'm in itting from the hole
I'm so happy to see you
Hemilith?
A crow's beak.
Who are you?
What is this one?
Oh my God!
As you utter these words, you sense a strong discomfort or something that sounds for you.
I'm moving it.
Watch you intently.
Okay, bring me a crow's beak to prove your worth until then I'll be waiting.
Who are you?
I what waits at the end of all journeys the reason those walls recognize you.
All right I'll be back. I'll be back. I'm gonna go do that.
The hole. What is this 14 bread or something? What is that?
Upgrade storage. Oh wow that was big. Oh 50 meat. Oh meat upgrades. Okay.
Fire a crow?
Oh, 400 wood.
That was a waste.
As you enter the room, you notice that the wood you had placed in front of the door is no longer there.
In this place, a bloody claw scratched seemingly going through the floor under the door.
But is your damage by 50%?
Or 30 seconds?
That seems nice.
I cannot use this right now.
What does the crow do?
Has anyone noticed what the crow does?
I don't know what the crow does.
Plus 1.0 per second, it's like whatever the 1 slash C is, is this money or something?
I want to see if I can get this to level 2.
Oh, it's gonna take a while. Let's try the dungeon.
Okay.
Oh, so you can loot the same floor.
And farm meat.
Oh
Pick your boon. Oh, I beat it
Ten percent region. I'm gonna go regen build. I'm gonna go regen build
So I'm just farming rat meat select boon and then what if I get over exit
What the why didn't it let me exit
Wait, did I exit? I'm I'm lost. I think I exited
maybe you have to shut the loop off first yeah maybe you have to shut the loop off
first and then you can exit. I'm going back.
Leave after current fight.
Oh, this actually sounds pretty good.
I wonder if you keep your boons.
Okay, bro.
This guy was fine and then just got shit on.
Okay.
Oh, everything here is locked.
What is this?
You found a key?
You found a key?
Oh shit. It's in here.
Nothing?
I'm surprised you can't right click out.
Whoa.
I cannot use this right now.
Okay, I need 50 meat.
I'm not gonna press that just yet. Select starting floor.
Can we get 50 meat?
I'm waiting too long to leave I'm waiting too long I'm waiting too long to leave okay
level 2. Yeah the rate of wood takes too long right now. So it seems like you grind the
dungeon for mainly meat and then maybe two different currencies and you upgrade. I don't
I don't want to click this yet.
Actually, wait, I can now, never mind.
Get a materials production up to 10 per second.
Okay, let's go here and 42.
Small upgrades, floor one.
Exit at floor two.
Not looping current floor select moon automatically
Okay, so I think
What determines dude, holy shit what determines when you can exit or not the exit button disappears
Literally it shows up and then you do like a one battle and it disappears
So you have to literally just farm the first one then I
I think the way I'm setting it up is wrong so floor one and then leave after
current fight exit after oh so you can't exit past that
okay so you can just do small fights
You can't oh yeah, you can go back to camp as soon as you hit this so I guess that's the way to do it I
Need more regen if I get a lot of regen I can keep going throw some meat on the fire I
Wonder what that does I should probably farm that up
And then in the meantime you're getting wood as well
I think this game is kinda cool right now. I think it's kind of a cool game.
I'm gonna go all in on regen and then see if I can farm.
Let's see how much I regen.
So you can just loop- you can loop the current floor and just farm the shit out of it.
And have the regen carry you.
And just keep fighting the boss.
Yeah, I don't think I can die now so technically it was just reforming me and XP.
I haven't noticed what XP even gives me.
Did my stats go up?
And I have enough reach in where I can just literally farm levels.
Yeah, does my overall HP go up?
You only get one boon from the boss.
Like I should. I might be able to go to level two now, but.
Oh, yeah, I can.
Each kill gives you basically
15% XP bar
Okay, so I'm now gonna try to exit the floor too
Let's see or not
Within the ashes of the fire you've just extinguished you find a key
The key doesn't fit the lock wait I want that back on it was cozy
Keeda what?
Oh.
As you open the door a putrid smell hits you in the face.
You're standing in front of a large creature staring back at you.
It clicks rhythmically as it chews.
Behind it you see a pile of what appears to be its food.
An amalgam of tripe meat, wood, rock and iron.
approach quietly you can't see any way out through this room as you're about to
turn back you notice that the creature seems to be giving birth to a mouse she
doesn't attack you she seems kind you take her she could be useful
a mouse as if nothing had happened to it the fire reignites itself just as
you're personally here just as your companion's presence and growls lolly
better come back alone.
Regen build.
Upgrade materials level multiplies mat game by level.
That still takes a long time.
That's so much wood, dude.
That's so much wood.
Yeah, does the auto clicker work on this game?
Probably doesn't.
Let's try going to floor two.
Oh wait, is the rat helping me attack?
I think I have a mouse is actually he's helping me nice evasion evasion region build
Okay, I think it's gonna be I think I can just barely survive this floor
Yeah, I can see my damage going to shit
This is gonna I might die
Yeah, if anything, the boss will kill me.
Come on!
We'll live, we'll live.
Nice.
So wait, do I keep these boons only while I'm in the dungeon?
I can't tell.
I don't think this is a permanent boon.
Because it says zero owned.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it resets every time you get in here.
I guess you're supposed to do an insane run, because all these boons are such a small amount
of increase.
Okay, I can throw more meat in, why?
Okay, that was a waste. I don't know why I did that.
Come on, man!
Iron Mouse, Iron Crew!
Alright, skeletons.
Alright, we're getting a lot more now.
I
Am an upgrade
All right attack speed
damage
These all need to just be over the small about until they're in the thousands now
Yeah, these need to be in the thousands
All right, that should be take a while.
OK, this is now at 1,000.
I want these to go up to like 1,000 each, and then we go.
So then if the boon stack, you might as well
start at level one to get the first easy boons.
Right?
Okay, one more upgrade.
Yeah, set it to auto moon and let it idle.
Okay, we're not one-tapping them.
They're dying fast, but uh, yeah.
I can't click the shiny next to the monster, it didn't let me.
I need to get a light to see what the shiny is.
Uh, but I didn't heal for temper said.
Oh, was it heal familiar?
Okay, I'm gonna probably die on this floor, which is a little unfortunate.
Did you take a little bit back, but not enough?
Yeah, I'm so dead.
Survive, dude!
Please!
Yeah, maybe the other thing is you loop the first floor and you stack a bunch of boons
and then go to the second floor.
This is going to be very close, but the way this is, I might survive.
Wow.
Nice.
40 kills.
A lot of meat.
So now with this, if I go to the back room, I need more light yet, it doesn't matter, I can't. I need light in some different way.
I don't think I can leave the mouse behind.
20k, yeah, maybe I just go farm some more. There's not much else I can do.
And this guy is still waiting for an item which I don't have.
Go lower what you seek lingers just beyond your reach.
This is where all paths stop pretending they can lead elsewhere.
Okay, we gotta get the item.
It's probably about like floor five or something, you get it.
Okay, can you pick his nose? I don't think so.
Okay, I'm gonna loop floor one and let's see what happens.
Technically, I guess you loop it and then go back when you have 20,000 wood.
Chalala. I gotta pee. Hold up
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All right 8.7 K
Yeah, be cool if you could speed it up you don't get any more bones you can't just like
Right now the game is cool, but it's not popping off the way I was expecting maybe it takes
the whole time or just you know it ain't no Barry Barry Barry it ain't no Barry Barry
Barry I don't want to leave after this it ain't no Barry Barry Barry I guess really
good in 10 hours. I like my idler quicker games, you know? I don't mind them, but they
need to be exceptional. They gotta be exceptional. Do I upgrade storage or hire a bug brute?
Bug Brute, Skelly Build
There's the music
Uh-oh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
Bugbrew? Hmm.
Yeah, I guess you up the damage heavily and then go back to the dungeon
I'm waiting till like I need enough to one tap
If I'm not one tapping the level one mouses and the boss of it's bad
Yeah, maybe I feel like level five or it's not rats anymore. I'm just like a night-killing
rodents um yeah 1920 by 1080s max resolution it shows 1440p but I can't press it
Let's see, I probably would have killed level 5.
I think one of the worst evolutions of clicker games is needing to prestige.
I- I understand. I understand why. It makes sense.
I don't like how that is a lot of the evolution of the new ones.
Yeah, it's like, oh, just reset all your progress and now it's gonna be like four times faster.
and then reset again now it's gonna be eight times faster I don't really like
that oh there's a crow we made it oh my god
I can prove myself. I'm actually gonna die here. I'm not sure if I can survive this.
It's a slow battle for both taking our sweet time.
Yeah, this is taking a bit, dude.
It's like we just got slowed down.
something this is gaming 2026 you know what man why not your build is a SP
region. I'm at a moose at 200,000 wood, I'm not at capacity. The question is, do I spend
the 20k wood on upgrades or for more wood production or should I upgrade my equipment?
What do you think, guys?
Wood production?
And then idle it?
Oh my god, we killed the boss, too.
Oh my god the quest item here take it
Wait, what now?
See into what could be.
You scream.
I'm ready.
Good, my child.
Observe your potential, young one.
If you are not happy with how your new life could be, then turn around and revenge your
neighbor to seek greater gain.
You'll be warned once you commit you cannot go back to how things were.
You should be reborn and make your choice.
Oh my god.
What the fuck, huh?
What the fuck?
I mean, I feel like I should do it.
So this is how the game works then.
You pick your prestige.
Which one do I do guys?
I don't fucking know.
There's only three.
Do I do the clicker one?
I am ready!
Yeah, how about one for more whip reduction?
Multiply is Hemlif game.
There you go.
There you go.
I don't know if it was worth it.
I don't know if this was worth.
I need more meat.
It'll seep for 20% of your max health.
Oh there oh you get a pot later
Oh
It's a it's a cool. It's an alright game
I mean, this multiplier does definitely feel pretty, it feels decently substantial, but
It's not enough still.
Oh, you can switch like that.
Oh, really?
Oh.
Oh, you can do it faster. Space, uh, space plus one, two, three, four.
Honestly, if you die, it seems like it doesn't matter that much.
Yeah, it doesn't really matter.
I'm trying to farm more meat.
I need meat to upgrade the storage, because I'm just maxing out the wood.
Give the creature some meat.
Hmm. Oh, so I get my companion back with a hundred meat.
Okay, so this guy is literally right here just today. You could be reborn with one which I don't have.
Yeah, so he just spawns a companion.
I thought I said I had enough.
If you prestige, you get one point.
Yeah, I guess give up, you lose some resources.
Bro, just give me one more.
Really, 49?
How much do you lose at 59?
Okay, you lose so much it says plus 10, but then you still lose some so I might as well just do the whole thing
Or are there two work? Oh, yeah, they are
Am I going here yet? I can't use this right now
Yeah, leaving after current fight is clearly the way
Wait, excuse me?
Oh, oh.
Hey, this is the same thing.
This game is pretty cool though, but yeah, I feel like I played better ones like Barry
Barry Barry was really good.
That one was heavy on the stylization part of it, which was nice.
I don't mind the pixel lead vibe.
All right, next game.
Next game as we continue, people.
We are jumping to a game that may or may not be an alt F4.
Let's find out together.
The next game.
What the hell?
It was weird.
It wasn't letting me update my title.
All right, the next game
I'm gonna need some of you guys in here
Who has this
We're fully merging we recommend keeping the side frames
No
This game is called, uh, KLEK-KLEKAAA.
What do we have going on here?
What do we have here?
Zero percent.
What do we have here, boys?
Host, and before I ping, Heart of the Giga Structure, 6, Rookie, Prisoner, doomed, Prisoner, what
is this game?
Reach the heart of the Giga structure.
Let's see.
Hold on.
Can I play this?
I thought this is how you play it in Russia.
don't use the strings that's not how you do it the hell is this something collect
Do we every fold three four five we need one more prisoner
One more prisoner
Can you guys help me I'm almost done with an achievement. I just need four more people to like my profile
No English
you just have to click tab and then you click my name and you can click their
respect nope nope nope nope dude come on
please please okay what do you want to do what do you want us to do we'll help
the guy we'll help the guy you can tell you got another conversation for the
dinner table. What do you need us to do? What do you need us to do?
You gotta update your audio settings. Your mic. God damn.
Sounds kinda low doesn't it? Alright, what do you need us to do, man?
Just like my profile
How
Thank you, thank you. Oh, yeah, it's easy tab and cook his name and thumbs up
Thank you was a random ass achievement you could hunt
So random
Trading like for like trading like for like
Are you guys new to this game?
Yeah, we don't know what we're doing. I'm going to press this.
Yeah, I can help you. I'm so proud of this game.
Was it a good game, bro?
Dude, it's amazing. I've been on here for like 40 hours straight.
What? You're the number one fan, really?
I beat the game in 16 minutes for a speedrun and then I'm on for 2,557 in the endless mode.
I'm trying to get the number one on the leaderboard.
Is this your Arc Raiders?
Alright, lead us to victory bro, we're all new. Five of us will probably refund.
Not without my 50 pushups.
Alright, tell us what to do bro.
Refunding is quid.
are you oh there we go
oh my god
he's mad at I'm trying to fix my anger Chad I gave it some human meat
Oh, I have scanner accurate. Oh, we're going down. Uh-oh
Do you always give it human me
All right, there's a shock chance if you repair this boy
Is this game a life-or-might?
Yeah, you have to be so careful when you're walking around and walk around with your flashlight.
There's a bunch of traps everywhere.
You have to be careful.
Are we looking for shit?
There's a lot of traps.
I'm just a full tumor guy.
This guy's a speed runner for the game, bro.
Yeah, you have to crouch under it.
The big guys can't do that though.
I don't think you can try.
What do we need fuel for?
Just to keep the basket not hungry.
Can we just bring this back to the TV?
Yeah, you can put in the little fuel thing.
I'll teach you guys how to use it so you don't waste it.
I like how we're all following him so he can learn the game.
We're being carried right here.
What do we do here?
All right.
We use these?
Oh, we broke the monitors.
Don't leave us, bro. We're lost.
I don't trust any of these people.
What?
Okay
Okay
So this thing will go all the way down to
The critical and it's gonna start beating when you get to the floor you want to put one just one of anything there to keep the happy
You don't want to do it right away because then it was just you all oh
When it's like beating you can put stuff in there or one drop of gas
Okay
Wait, is there live beer is there more stuff
Right here's a room where there's like
One tab
Oh be
I just can't hear any more oh my god the twitch chat mad something you gotta refresh it 20
times sometimes for the shit to work I don't touch that
Oh
Sure, I'm supposed to have a log pick and kind of figure out where to use this
Oh
Oh bottles or currency lockers don't have anything
I'm trying to find it locked. Somebody has it. Locked.
Are we going back to Klekka? Yeah, all of us will have never put it in the
is our very first we're missing you'll find these orbs or if you kill an
enemy and it's like one year something you'll get these words and you can
enchant your weapons with the up your end I'm still so lost I don't know how
this what we're even doing I don't know we're doing bro beating people up
until someone gives me my gun back you're done it's gone you can go third
person
So what's the point are we just gathering stuff to feed this thing on every floor and
Gathering to get to the end. There's some three bosses to many bosses. I guess and then the main boss
So we're like gearing up going down on your floors until we fight the bosses
Yeah
It's really hard with six people though, like, if you don't work together then just die.
They have a lot of health if it's six people.
How do we fix this machine?
Uh, you just, you can prepare with your hands if you use a wrench.
If you use it with your hands, you can get outside.
And that's got an 11 on it.
I'm gonna not touch it.
Also, if you see a mine, you can use it with this, um, wrench.
There's a bunch of stuff you can pull up to get into like vaults, um, secret rooms and stuff.
And some of those rooms, there's like prayer statues. You lose health, but you gain like perks if you pray to them.
Oh, more fuel. Bottles look like they're currency.
Yeah, bottles are clearly currency.
I
Me
He's not the line so it's like the same floor
Oh
I'll take this I'll take this I'll take this no
Where's the yeah, I died man
On the wrong way
It is how you
I
Bro
No, man, I stepped on a mind that's it like 40 minutes, buddy
What oh dead here? Oh wait, you can see how many people died? Oh
Yeah, oh, he's fine. You can't be sick
We find another
Careful there's mines in the floor
We're back. What's that noise?
We're trying to find a...
That sounds...bad.
Oh, it's a fluorescent floor.
We brought back Jim, but yeah
Two people died and didn't really give me an option I don't think
So you have to I think you have to feed the elevator an item any item
Yeah, you clear each floor run back to the elevator it descends until you have to use everything you've acquired
to fight many bosses and bosses I guess.
There's a mine guy behind me.
Copy.
And then hopefully I'm assuming all six of you find a gun.
Here you go.
Huh.
They're bottled.
While trying to dodge everything, trying to lower your HP
until you get to the end.
There are little creatures you gotta fight
All right, let me bring back simple
Save me man
hurry hurry hurry okay we had to leave out a guy we lost three eyes oh my god
dude what are our chances of survival I've been the Kledka all right who's got
bottles to revive okay I'm gonna find is the live beer where you revive yeah
How is that noise you back get in I'll be there quick
We're in everybody's here
Oh god the fuel man, oh no
My flashlights.
Nothing.
Oh, I found a medkit.
I desperately needed that.
They have very strong punches.
Did anybody find a gear?
What?
Nope.
Nope.
Did anybody find a gear?
How do you know when there isn't a gear on the floors?
Uh, just, just a standard.
Oh god, uh, did it work?
Oh, so he scans it, and that's how you know.
Is that a mine?
Yeah.
No, it's a wheel.
Or something.
I think it's friendly.
I
Can't see shit. All right. Yeah, don't step on those
Going down
That's not even a push-up man
I need a med kit bro. You not disarmed the mines or something?
I'll beat his ass with my rake. Be careful, be careful, be careful, be careful.
There's a gun there on the shelf. Oh, there's a trip mom, I'm eating this though.
Yeah, I'm gonna blow it up. Be careful.
Blow it up? Oh yeah, go ahead.
Farther, you guys are too great to push. It's gonna hit you.
Can I throw him? I'll just run.
Hey, if you want to do it, you can do it.
Just run out of the room and throw it to the bottom.
You got this, Kego.
You missed.
You missed again.
Almost, almost.
Yeah, okay, boy that hurt a lot though. Okay. Oh, yeah, it's nice what we have here
Hold up, hold up. Oh, oh my god, I'm alive
Nothing in here
It's a weapon? Oh, I got something to throw. Oh. Weird.
Oh my god, I thought something IRL was shaking.
What? Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming, I got a raise. I got a high dog!
Sort of, but not really.
Dude like it's clearly an extractor, but I'm just like trying to figure out what are we get more are you able to grab and what?
Yeah, yeah, I don't know like I don't get the big picture. I get them, you know gather and go, but
This guy's gonna solo it dude, what do you mean? I'm your teammate everybody died
The pro guy is the only one left and this triple low ski just got rezzed
It's so wild how this guy's like good at this brand game that like
Speedrunner to
all right this guy needs to collab with the dead this guy this guy is his this
guy understands the game he is the gamer of this game
oh thank you make me make me what is that that's an eyeball yeah I know
They dropped some mines up once.
We need a wrench.
We're almost ready to use our hands.
He is the gamer, dude.
For this game.
Oh my god, bro! Thank you, dude!
I'm alive!
Thank you.
I didn't realize it was back.
Oh, 85.
I'm back, guy!
I don't think he's a dev, dude.
Where did we lose?
lose wait oh wait is this one of us I feel like this is a single player game
or just watching you play the game
worry shit's gonna that does not sound good so what do we do now just keep keep
Okay
I'm slowing it down
I'm speed running it
There must be an item potentially in these greats like running through everything
Yeah, chill. There's a gas mine here
I think it's a gas mine if you don't step on it first
Maybe it's was a dud
test it
Did the floors are small already put something it only added 10
How close are we to the boss?
The one game
Where's that pushup email this game has ridiculous emotes
Hey guys pushups time
okay what?
why is that even?
why was the Zemote so fast?
what the fuck?
player not found, who is this?
who is this? who is this?
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
hey I don't want to have my teammate back
he's halfway get him
a mimic
shit out there. There's people out there. He's fucking in.
I got four bottles. I got four bottles. Oh my god. What is with these fours in there like
tricy
You could probably
Is there no no beers out there to like revive
I got punched man you'll get one tap by the boss then we got you
On some bottles. There's a door here
I know
I love the camera angle good camera angle. Thank you, bro. I
Was planning on
Getting into cinematography
Okay, yeah, there's nothing screaming took over
I was gonna go to film school, but you know
I have six bottles, so I should be able to just quickly revive them.
Journalist?
Yeah, so what's going to be a double kill?
There's a mine to be careful.
I need eight.
Who's got eight?
I got three.
Alright, I'm not stepping out of line.
Welcome back.
Jim's got you.
Thank you.
Oh shit, chat is here!
The chat's here.
You just grab him?
Yeah, I'm a GIF. What the hell, man?
That's messed up, man.
What do we do with that?
Whoa!
Dude, I'm stuck.
Oh, where's the boss? I'm ready.
I'm ready for him. Where's the emotes again? How did I emote?
Well fuck someone set up a gas grenade. Gas grenade?
How did I emote last time? Ah, here we go.
I'm surprised the trash bags don't give you anything if you try to break them. Yeah, I wish they did. Yeah, what was that?
dance you did all the push-ups no no he had a crazy dance
not enough is the other dance
you're working one ass I don't know where I don't know where it is
I
That's fair watch out for mines
God someone someone's gonna die here
Did I have yet to find anything in a crate?
Thank you go this guy has this guy does not have a name tag who's this he stole one of our jazz cans
the bear trap buddy. Alright nice. Yeah, we lost one. Bose, we lost one Bose. Oh god,
there's two weird things. Run. Alright, I'll meet you guys back to the elevator. You guys
Exploring those are friendly. Oh, yeah, I just I just thought I just thought
Alive no they all died, bro
I got a resin
He's another scanner.
Nooooo.
Another little gear again.
We're about to wrench.
Uh, you can just repair that.
There it is.
There it is.
We got a resident.
Alright, got one up.
What the hell? Oh.
Thank you.
What was that, a beard?
What the hell is this room?
Did I grab it?
Oh, another one.
The bottles are currency.
This room is bitrate hell.
I
Sure, that's a bottle there
This is human flesh
Why do we need this?
As a health oh nice
All right, I don't know where he went. Oh
Oh, do I do it the human meat?
Is this what you feed him here?
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
Nothing there.
All right.
OK.
All right.
Floor 28.
You got to raise the boys.
I have three bottles on me.
I'm looking for a room.
Or there's nothing here. You guys need some to like revive something. I mean, I'm scared some bubbles
I just felt that doesn't work
What the hell we got a new room dude, that's amazing what what happened
There's nothing here
Oh, I wasted your ability to get something.
Yeah, we're leaving?
That's just sick. OK, I will live on this.
It's pretty good. It's pretty good.
I can't refuel this, and you've heard they're weird.
Unless it's full.
Dude, there's nowhere to res. We're getting like these potato rooms.
Nothing?
Yeah, some of these floors are just like whatever.
kill the tutorial guy the tutorial guy is the only reason we've made it this far
to inevitably die
what are we doing next man I'm scared
oh I've been here before
I saw somebody run across the room and I do not want to
of by now more
Okay, all right, you know I just remember to have a weapon I think I
What the hell is that noise?
Bro we got a rez all
Really leave
We're skipping the whole game with him.
Yeah, maybe because he knows.
What is this?
Oh, you go to 100 to get to the boss.
Are these crates just cosmetic?
Yeah, she found anything in the crate.
There's nothing.
Uh, I haven't.
I'll be checking out midnight next in March.
He's only coming out in March.
He is moving way ahead of the learning curve of the game.
Lol.
You know, we might have to fight it without them.
You can provide me with your water or something.
Wait, oh god.
Where the boy is that? We gotta raise him!
Yeah, it's a...
Oh, it's coming.
Oh my god.
what there's some green guys in the second floor
you want to go get out of here?
you don't find anyone huh?
yeah you have to find it
it should be fine
you guys need to find it
for you
uh i'm at a hundred of one to one
maybe
careful of the mine or gas thingy
Okay, so you can pick up these mines, basically it's a redacted worm, and you have to throw it into its mouth.
You have to activate it when you pick it up, like this, and then you have to throw it by throwing it into the mouth.
Just find them, they're around there, and there's these little pockets around the place, where you can hide in, if they're about to get you.
When you get to the house they show you, it starts spawning the little worms. Have you seen those?
Little worms that come out of the walls?
No.
No.
They're little worms, and they're annoying.
So if you don't want that to come after you,
you can go back to the Cod Scout.
You won't get damaged, but yeah.
OK.
Oh, yeah!
I'm going to find the mine.
The elevator's closed off.
I'm looking for a mine, bro.
All right.
Let's go.
I got a whip.
There's a way to come from over here.
Be careful.
Get back.
Will the whip do something?
I did some damage just...
Ah!
Oh my God!
Shyalud!
Ooh!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Are you kidding? There it is. There it is.
I get one.
Oh my God.
User items? What do you want me to do with my gas can?
I don't know.
My sheet.
Okay, is that the- alright, alright, my little life?
There's not a single mine anywhere.
I'm not sure how you dodged the...
Oh, you're alive!
NOOOOO!
Yo, tutorial guy, what up dude? You're doing great, man. You're doing great.
There's not a single mine.
I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one.
of
all he died
off
of
the
up
got it though
tutorial Tony bro
on this title
tutorial Tony
no wonder yeah
yeah such a good one
Oh, you got a bunch of worm meat.
Yo, what the guy carry? He's a speedrunner, dude. He's insane at the game.
What the guy run fast.
Oh, let's go all of you are coming back oh my god, he's probably gonna play so much better without us
Hey, we're alive
Holy care
Hey
Thanks for bringing us back even though you probably would have done so much better without us
Hey, what's a tooth sucker? Oh god, there's a rat
Got him
No, I fell through the floor again I fell to the floor
Okay, I'm falling to the floor again
Are you guys glitched
One two three one two there we go. I don't have any place to go
Right I can't see everyone same tags
It's not good when the guy, when he says what the heck.
What's wrong?
What do you mean bro?
You're the speedrunner man, what do you mean?
Oh no.
It's like we might have hit a bit of a snag.
Oh dude, I may have broke it, because I'm like.
What's this fly following you?
I don't know, it's called a tooth sucker.
Hey, um, does a little damage over time.
If you have like four of them or five of them, pretty good.
Oh, nice thing.
Oh.
Oh.
What?
Dude.
What even happened there?
That was, I don't know if I want to do that again.
The game seemed OK.
Do a fresh run so you kind of like keep going down floors and picking stuff up and it's kind of like okay.
Uh.
Yeah, but it's like, yeah, you go down the elevator and you do stuff, I could go again.
It's kind of, I'm gonna save that for you guys chat.
game as we continue. That guy is going to be sad. He has 40 hours, dude. He's queuing
up again. I don't think so. Next game. Let's see what we have here, boys. The next game
Four Subsunday might be an altar for once again.
Let's see what we got going on here.
Another brand new release.
We got another one boys.
Known as.
Now everything hurts.
Stop shaking the screen.
Known as insider trading.
Let's see what you do here.
Based on a true story.
Hello, Intern.
Welcome to the team.
I'm your supervisor and I'll guide you through your job.
Your goal is to make money off the market by trading stocks.
Stocks!
At the end of every Friday, we'll check if your balance at least meets the target amount.
If you fail to raise the target, you'll be fired immediately.
As an Entrant you must survive six weeks or 30 days to win your promotion.
Enough said let's get into work.
Click start to begin your day.
Okay at the start of each day 10 cards will be drawn from your deck.
Oh dear.
We control the daily stock prices through these cards hover over them to see each of their effects.
Bear minus, bull plus, oh just the Roman numeral is the percent, okay.
Cards will trigger from left to right once the market opens.
Generally, you don't want to trade when the price is expected to rise and skip if not.
Because we are seeing a lot of bulls today, let's give trade a try.
Now watch how these numbers move as you make your purchase.
You can trade will buy as many shares as you can afford with your balance.
And I just lose everything.
Afterwards, your cards will trigger one by one effect on the price.
Let's see them go.
the cards finish triggering all your shares will be sold at a new price unless the auto sells it
splendid honest pay your honest work you made 60 dollars just like that now let's head over to the
aftermarket. All right, 60 bucks. When each day is over, over, you'll get to choose two
new cards to add to your deck. Oh. Okay. Plus 5%. That one seems nice, but you have to choose
a bad card. A cub effect modified by minus 1% for each bear card queued.
$1.00, this card cannot set price under 10. Which one do I do? Do I just cancel it with a bear?
Why not? Confirm. Select one red and then one green, next we have the shop. Here you can buy
upgrades using tokens. Pills over here are single use and perks here last forever.
I'll give you a few tokens so you'll get a feel for things when you're ready head on over to the next day
Doubles tokens
If use when market is open reset costs for moving and discarding cards
First card and Q gets to plus two trigger
All right, let's see how this works Oh damn
When five or more cards with the same types connect they form a combo
Careful, I'm not talking about colors. I'm talking about types as in bulls bears and investors
All cards in a combo will trigger twice and give you plus two tokens as a bonus
Use these combos so your advantage market is all about riding that momentum.
Now before you click that trade button, I'd advise you to push the combo even further.
You can move or discard cards in your hand by using tokens.
First action each day is free. Move the highlighted card to the extent of the combo.
Oh, so you're supposed to literally move these.
Okay, now click trade when you are ready and go through the rest of the day alone.
and I'll come see you.
Do I literally just press the trade button
and then that's the whole game?
And it will like auto just take my balance
and just create a candle based off of my cards.
And my cards are the profit for the day.
Is that it?
So it's all about your cards
and you just pump your whole balance in
and make the profit.
Okay.
All right.
Bowl three with a cub.
And then eight.
If used while market is open,
give permanent plus one trigger count
to the first card in queue.
Why not?
I'll just save the rest of my tokens.
Oh, this isn't good.
You see me doing so well, but wait, your card seems to be on the bearer side today.
Well, that's nothing to worry about.
We still have a few more days to go.
This weekend, the target seems within reach.
This is the perfect opportunity to lay back and skip trading.
Plus 10 tokens.
Your balance resets to a thousand at the end of every week, meaning you don't
need to trade every day.
My advice is to skip whatever you can.
Doing so will even give you 10 extra tokens.
It's better to lower the price when you're skipping.
There once was an intern that went nuts and made the stock more expensive than they could afford.
You don't want to be in that position to you.
Remember your balance resets every week, but the price doesn't.
Don't worry if this sounds confusing at the moment.
All will make sense in time.
Well then, that's all I have to say.
Please try not to get fired.
Okay, let's skip this.
All right, let's see what we have here day 3 18 tokens
Okay, it seems like it's worth just constantly trying to get a perk
Oh, this is the bear trap seems pretty nice, actually, the adjacent to bear cards, delete
them and delete the cards as well. Yeah, why not always go for these if you own no shares
minus 5% every time the last card in queue traders is this thing it's going to be minus
30% at launch every time a combo is triggered plus three tokens. Why not? If used when market
is open price minus $10 this pill cannot set price to below one. Okay, let's see how this
works here now. So I can now for the combo. I'm not sure if I'm doing this correctly.
But shouldn't this now if adjacent to bear cards delete them and delete this card as
well. And then won't this just make a huge chain combo. So bear should kill these and
then make a big combo. I think I just have to run the sequence now. Unless I needed
to do that first. How are we to do it? Okay. If price is under 100 plus 10% price. Why not?
Minus if price is over $100 after triggering,
retrigger up to five times per day.
Why would you want this?
Uh-oh.
Another perk.
All cards price modifying effects are buff by zero.
Every time a card is deleted in queue,
buff permanently increases.
You must have an empty pill slot. I think I might
Okay
So this looks like this looks like it's worth skipping
I made the target anyway, so it doesn't matter
Yeah, we made it. Alright, now I have to hit 2100. Alright, let's see if I can do this.
We got a week. Perk, prices have increased, pill prices increased, weekly target has increased.
New weekly event event will be active for five days. Two null cards will be added
into the deck on day start.
No effect and will be deleted upon triggering.
Oh, so they're just like stone cards.
Add new card type to your pool.
Farmer card specialize and plus pills.
Empty Pills slot is needed to accept.
Add a stack on a random non-cursed perk.
Yeah, I still don't see my pill purse.
I like Bear Trap.
I'm just straight up bull.
20 tokens.
All card prices and modifier effects are buffed by immediately gain plus 5 tokens max interest.
Why not?
Okay, those are left of perks.
I got a true right here.
How far can I move this?
I can move this all the way.
To honestly, this seems like it's worth skipping today.
You can discard for free.
Oh, and then minus one token, I'm just going to skip today.
When you skip, you want to take the price a lot so you can make more profit the next
day.
Yeah, so you still want to sort the cards around.
1-5 chance for costs to not increase when moving or discarding cards.
Every time a combo is triggered, plus 3 tokens?
Sure.
I guess sometimes it's inevitable. You might as well just play it like I might as well just play this I
Can even use this
So it triggers that twice add a stack on a random non curse perk like I could move these around but it's not gonna change anything
could do a combo. I guess that's not a combo it's all bowls investors and it's
not shining. Three bowls, two investors. There's the bear combo as well I think I
I need 5 for the combo. I might just run it instead of using tokens.
Oh, I messed up because of the pill.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, is Friday the deadline?
No way.
I think that just means end of the week.
I still have more time.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
I like bear trap is good too.
I'm just gonna not use anything here.
Double bear trap?
Why are these glowing like this?
I don't follow.
Did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it.
Why are these all glowing?
Okay, I'm not I'm definitely not using some of these every time a combo is triggered plus
we a first card and Q gets plus two trigger every time a combo is triggered plus three
token. Investor cards have one and five chance to give a vitamin pill on trigger.
I mean the game plus five, max interest plus two.
Oh this buffs everything.
Bull three and the fearful. I'm going to save the tokens again. So there's a play with
the tow. There's too much moving I have to do here. It's not worth it. Okay, so if I
Now they're all 0.03 I don't know if that didn't anything
does nothing
does nothing
do
do
do
do
do
do
do
do
That's nice. That's nice. That's very nice combo big combo
Good oh my god, dude insane combo
They hate him
Under investigation now
Oh my no, thank you
No, thank you
Right Matt is what discard I
Wonder if you can oh you can just keep discarding these until it's a red
Seems like it's always pulling a green
There we go, and then you skip it
So the price gets shit on
And then we can buy tomorrow.
I think I did that correctly.
I didn't.
I didn't.
Okay.
Friday is the deadline, boys.
Friday is the deadline.
If you use what market is open, price minus $10, this looks like if you skip a day, you want to use that.
Maybe I need to move more.
Just bear combo looks like maybe I skip the first day and just let it happen.
I'm not really sure.
I'm trying to get the game dude.
I should have used that earlier.
Okay, so now we're gonna try to go ham here.
That doesn't seem bad.
Okay, so like yikes
What if I discard these?
Seems like you get so many tokens.
And then why don't I just use the pill.
Yikes.
And discard.
And now see what happens.
Oh, I could have combo'd as well.
Yeah, the first one's easy.
I like that one.
Relaxance actually good too.
This one looks horrible.
Like is this, this is going to be another case of might as well combo it and then
Tank it?
Like I could skip this and then it's gonna sell anyways.
I mean, tomorrow I should make my target.
heavily
I
Bull trap
Okay, oh this is a good one
So I can make this one trigger twice and push this up 20 oops I did that very dumb
Okay, this makes sense.
make sense nice 445 okay you need to buy perks yes I do
Perk time plus one token every time the card gets locked plus one token every time the second card in Q triggers
Last two cards in Q gets plus one trigger count. That sounds good
Okay, sounds good a little bit
So today is the day where we tank we want to tank the market here we don't want anything where we're not where I need
It doesn't even matter though, it's Friday, I already made my target anyway, so it doesn't
really matter.
You just need to pop the balance, it doesn't matter.
Yeah, I could have skipped it.
Okay.
That was boozy shit.
Now the game actually starts.
Now the game actually starts.
No game.
Immediately gain plus five tokens.
So persistent.
If user and card selection replace all cards
with random card, if user and market is open,
open price minus 10, this book cannot set price
to below $1.
Meh.
Oh, this one's bad.
No, no likey.
I wonder if this is worth it.
Probably not.
day. Was it worth it? 442 on first day. Oh damn. Deleted after triggering.
Okay. First green pause card Q gets plus one trigger. This might be good. This might
might be good especially if I do this now the question is do I discard all of these
maybe move some bulls I have nothing now this is gonna be interesting this might
be very bad it's just gonna be a tank oh did it pop it twice oh dear oh my god
Yeah, that was so bad.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Lock cards will stay in Q until tomorrow.
Delete all lock cards in Q.
First card in Q, first card in Q.
I
Actually at this days here, it's okay. This will lock all the cards on the right
There is one that deletes it
What if I move this here, right, and now it will lock all these.
I think I'm looking at this correctly because it will lock it all and then delete this.
Right?
Am I looking at this right?
Yes.
About a nice... kind of. I have one day to make 400.
This guard is useless so it's fine.
I don't think I can make enough here.
no way. Oh wait, Friday counts too, right? For each bear card queued?
I'm pretty sure I'm dead here I could skip it and wait till tomorrow I'm doing it
Okay, this next day, 400 ink. Here we go.
I'm gonna keep these.
This is a good one. This is good. This is good. Even with that, it's all good. I think
this is going to actually maybe this will give us enough. Maybe. Oh, this is actually a little.
trigger the 1% twice but then I also lose this oh my god oh my god I should
have just discarded it yeah but then I lose the combo
Mhmmmhummmhummmhummmhum.
Easy.
Easy.
Okay, how much now? thirty two hundred.
Come on man.
Oh, everything is increased.
Is this an order based cards buffs, retriggers?
That looks better.
Let's try that one.
Every time a combo is triggered plus three tokens, last card in Q gets one in three chance
to delete itself after triggering plus one time every time the second card in Q triggers.
Why not?
Runner up.
Yikes.
What the null cards?
It's a little meh.
I might just skip today.
There's not even a combo in sight.
Wait, what?
Wait, why can't I skip?
What am I missing here?
What?
Yeah, it gives me tokens, why can't I skip it?
Nothing works, though.
I
Was next game that games I I'm not all right next game
We continue people we're jumping to another game that
Guys this coming week. We got games boys. Okay, it's gonna be wild
Next game as we continue boys, what do we got going on here? Let me see
The next game
Is known as
I game mentioned five thousand and three times by people who probably never even played it.
The next game of Sub Sunday is this Twitch dashboard bro.
Are you kidding me?
The tab crashed.
I'm done, brah, I'm done with Twitch.
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
The next game is no lace.
I might just go preset bro I don't think I'm going to build a character boys I might just
Let's go preset mode. This guy preset mode.
There it is. That's all we got.
His name is, um, Bagoli.
Bagoli.
Happy!
Blood wounds effect.
Alright, let's see what we have going on here.
Host a game?
Oh wait, you can play this with people?
It might be a little weird.
an easy voyage high seas shared quest progress i would say off so we can all do our own thing
the intended win rose experience
let's see what happens server name
Maximum players what?
what balloon!
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Leaked?
Maybe.
The year of 17 X X the seas trembled with the roar of cannons and turned red from blood.
Edward teach black beard.
For claims to the south the king of pirates of the west Indies rumors are spreading that
he struck a bargain with the devil himself and commands the dead.
Patrick Richard, the British would have teached turns as far as he's taught to God.
The last passion of freedom and independence in the Caribbean.
Not looking for trouble with the government of other border citizens,
tell you to simply fast-flip through the blocker ring.
If you're finished later, you will come in a couple of years later.
Oh, yeah. True.
I remember this beginning I recall this I'm gonna do this a little fast
Keep moving!
What the hell?!
His name is pirate, last name scum.
Mr. Scum!
He made it.
That was the demo and scene, reorder now.
And finish.
And scene.
I
My god
Whoa, I don't read manga.
Sorry, I don't read manga.
Sorry, I don't read.
Oh, okay.
Act times two, I made it a one billion man server.
So there's room for everybody.
One balloon.
It changes to four man.
You wake up on a deserted island.
The waves must have washed you ashore.
You remember the shot searing your chest.
The bullet passed clean three yet there's no trace and wind has healed us if it never existed.
Get your body from your heart to your fingertips as laced with patterns that sure with a cold
light touching them hurts you need to figure out where you are and why you're still alive.
Aye!
Put that down, Land Lover!
Aye!
Aye!
Put that down, Land Lover!
Aye!
are you serious right now dude? really?
I wasted all this starting resources
alright, let me show you what we got in the area
okay, good job Nala
Yeah, howdy fucker!
Tree dev, tree dev.
Insane.
Tree dev, tree dev.
Knows what he's doing.
Alright, don't touch my bonfire.
I live here.
Water dev?
I remember when I played this demo a long time ago,
before this game was called Wind Rose,
they popped off.
I remember it was like an actual well-built game that wasn't like, felt like it needed six patches, okay?
Okay, maybe that needs a patch. What the fuck?
Not enough resources. Alright. Yeah, this is my part of the island. Get away from me.
me. Can I craft in my inventory for a bit? How the fuck? Is that way? Are you guys on?
What the hell? Dude, that looks actually... that looks sick, man.
Is that a player ship?
The water looks really good.
The galleon!
I don't know if it's Sea of Thieves level. Probably not.
Postal Dodo.
Alright, I got dinner, auto-loots.
Alright, I need food. How the hell do I make my first thing? You can craft the following.
How do you craft oh building panel here we go
I was going to get more wood all right I live um I live right here I live here very nice
Feels good.
Current camp 1.
All right, I need wood for days.
Not sure why I need these seashells.
All right, last person to make it off the island gets banned.
Okay, I need wood.
Okay, I'm gonna make a raft in the mouth.
I'm gonna move to my island.
Cut down a tree I can't yet. I need to get the resources to cut down a tree.
Is there still a market for survival games? I think yes, but they have to be good. Not like,
I got this as early access for five years, by the way.
And I not just craft two items, what happened?
I need a cooking fire, I need more wood.
Oh
Did I not make one
Yeah, someone sink this guy's boat. Oh that guy can steal stuff from my crafting bench buddy
All right, I need more dude downloaded 40 gigs to be a an idiot insane nothing going on
That guy's shooting trees for you insane
Oh instant crafts it's an Instagram
Alright, treat him!
Oh!
Oh, there's a bunch of token ads.
Haha, that treat just hit him in the head and he took damage.
Put that shit down for it.
no durability oh my god no durability I am right here don't touch my intent all
right I like sleeping above the water all right don't touch my pant bro all
Alright directly...
Directly facing west.
Are you eating a coconut?
Kill a boar and obtain its hide. All right, I'm going
This guy's making a bungalow dude a bungalow
All right, I gotta go kill a boar I do I gotta go inland
It looks like a mobile game that's playable.
Dude, what if mobile games just look really good now?
What if just the mobile games are just looked like the PC games?
Alright, need to boot.
the water is very nice man that looks beautiful bro buddy don't hit my tent
whose whose car is this we're gonna tow you bro
They'll make us tell you.
Okay, I have to make new discovery available.
This kind of reminds me of one of those games where you just get a bunch of stuff.
It gives you a bunch of armor and cloth, coarse fabric.
It gives you like a bunch of stuff all of a sudden.
I do like the fact that it's Instacraft.
I will say, I'm a fan of that
instead of looking at a bar for a year.
I do like the Instacraft nature.
What?
You need a roof?
Bro, I'm making a shack.
No way, there's got to be a way to delete this.
Does it give me my ship back?
Oh, it does.
man and man and
that's build your house is near me, bro. What are you guys even doing right now?
Square bits. Can I do like a half wall?
This is the wall? I want that to be a window.
Why would I block my view?
Oh, I need more fiber. Alright, hold up.
Fivert!
It does kinda look like you auto-pick up everything too. You don't have to like spammy.
Yeah, so I'll make a lawnmower.
Okay, let me see.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
You're joking, right?
Ruth, pillar, stair, window.
Oh my, oh my, oh my God.
Oh, buddy.
Wait, did you just build on my house?
The window house.
Shish.
There it is, the window house.
Storage and beds.
Where the hell are the doorways?
Door.
Shish.
Yo, go get me resources, guys.
Be useful.
Don't get me every resource you can find.
Yeah, we're just going flat roof.
Alright, we're going flat roof.
Or not.
26 degree flat
It was very nice
A lot enough how many we can do a flat top bro, please bad
please brother please brother did I hate doing roofs bro I'm so bad oh wait
what the fuck is a pre-built no I agree I agree no no no no no no no no no no no
Ah, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give.
Ssh.
In the water, dude.
Oh my god.
Holy.
Rebuilt.
Mungalow.
In the water.
I get my feet nice, I go for a swim.
I'm chilling, I'm chilling.
then I come home. Okay, okay, little renovation action. Do I have to step on this? You'll see, you'll see.
Oh, no, I still have to go pick it all up, okay.
This is unnecessary, I don't need to do this, but it must be done.
Why is this... why is that window bigger?
Can you guys stop staring at me building?
Why is this bigger? Is that like a different unlock?
The server died!
It's back.
What the hell, man?
Are you kidding me? I didn't do that.
What was this guy? Bro, go build your own shit, man. Go build your own stuff. Get out of here.
there it is look at that design dude award-winning builder design
okay it does look like one storm will blow it away but not really that's not
ready yet
down down that looks nice too damn y'all that's a fire I'm gonna have an open
layout here so I park my boat and I can leave right there and saying I know I
know I know I thought it I thought about it
I
Know
I was because I don't have enough
Yeah, boys, where's my fiber I asked for loot I
I asked for Fiber and no one gave me any.
Okay, alright, now I'm good.
Let me make some boots.
Done.
The house is complete.
The house is officially complete.
Bum, bam, bam.
Bum, bam.
Bum, bam.
Bum, bam.
Oh, I need more.
Hold up, I need fiber for days.
Is that fiber? No.
No.
Go explore.
This is the beginning of the journey, man.
I don't have anything right now.
Yes, I got to cook some meat, too.
I might move the location of my bonfire
I need these right outside the shack
Boys I'm gonna put a donation box right here, okay?
If you're one of those people who likes farming hitting stuff listening to a playlist
If you're one of those type of people
that's great that's great more power to you here you I'm gonna put a collection
barrel here if you have any goodies you want to drop off I love I love wood
fiber stones ooh stones are awesome did you seriously hey delete your bonfire
Right now or your band bro delete your trash. You're on my property
Get that shit out of here
Whose bonfires nearby, what do you mean?
There's no nearby bonfire
Are you kidding me, dude?
Are you kidding me?
Is the server frozen?
No one's moving.
No!
I don't think it's that one, is it?
one super far away unless your shit-ass boats are causing it
yeah go delete that one dude thank you all right there we go
Okay, very nice, very nice.
Alright, I'm not hungry anymore.
Oh shit.
Don't mind if I do.
Still haven't done the quest.
I need rough hide and two course fabric.
Can I break these down or something?
Okay.
It is a survival game, so you need a shit ton of storage.
Don't worry, we're going to need a hundred more things to put down as well.
I think this game pulls from your inventory, so it doesn't really matter
Yeah, this house is gonna end up being too small I know how this works
works. I need to go kill a boar. I look crazy now. Zero of three. Something evil lives here.
Boys red boss, where are you? Oh
There you go, there you go excuse us use us
Apparently they're, oh, rough hide, nice.
Wooden Talisman?
I'll tell you where all the loot is.
Ahhhh, Incurious?
I wear this?
All right, I got what I needed where's my house at oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, it is like Valheim so you do get food and you get big food buffs
Like all these survival games take from that Valheim mechanic where you eat and different foods give you buffs
There you go man mine copper ore in the nearest cave
Ark at it you sure
What the hell is there a cave bonfire? Oh these are all bonfires. Oh it tells you right there
And Shrouded is the best survival game. Has that game 1.0ed yet?
Ah, yuck. Yeah, I go to this game, boys.
In the fall, I would revisit the game once at 1.0s.
Bell right? I know there's so many.
Some clay? I don't think we need that just yet.
This looks like the potential cave we need to go in.
You'll play it for two hours max?
Probably.
It'll be a fun two hours.
Where's the M-O?
Found it.
Oh, you instanced in, kind of.
All right, I need some kappa-oh!
Kappa-kappa!
Oh, that's what those are.
Oh, copper ore.
Oh, that takes a little bit of time.
I need a food buff.
Should be enough.
Alright, you can do a heavy hit. Alright, I'll be back.
Yeah, you can do a heavy hit.
I remember playing this, and you end up getting a bunch of,
like you can get demolition charges to get the ore.
I swear that was the thing.
New discoveries available, nice.
All right, let's go smelt.
Oh my God.
Yeah, we got a battle.
You got this!
Ow!
Nice, nice.
Skills.
Are streamers getting...
Wait, who the hell is this?
Don't shoot him, bro.
You hired me, but a day before we sailed, so let me introduce myself, Ship Surgeon.
What?
What's a surprise?
I don't think anyone else made it.
After boarding the pirate's target, they're getting the stitch wounds and treat hangovers.
Luckily, I managed to commandeer a boat and escape.
I ran it to you, sticking together gives us a far better chance.
Please let me stay in your camp.
Alright.
How do we get out of here?
I saw a few ships running around.
Some of them still look usable, even some of them are just the two of us will be no
easy task.
Alright, he wants me, I need a bigger boat, essentially.
Find the pirates, camp and free the captives.
Check the shipwrights sites.
Oh!
Recall is not available yet
Whoa, I thought I had to make one. Oh damn
Water dead.
I'm not leaving bro, I'm attached to my house.
I love my house.
I will make a dock here.
Remove me, hoos!
Tell me I can make a dock.
Tell me I can make one, bro.
There it is, the dock.
insane
You can actually make this pretty far out
I know this isn't intended, but we're going to have to wait for the next one to come
I know this isn't intended, but we're gonna intend it.
Oh, I think it is the end. The structure is unstable.
Oh, wait, no. It still works. Yellow works. And red works. Orange works.
Oh, shit.
There it is, boys.
Doc Made Insane.
Living the dream.
Holy...
Oh, I think that's okay.
We just need some stairs here, but I don't know if we know how to make those yet.
Landlubba!
Look at that, right there.
Oh! I don't know what I just destroyed. Something important.
We don't need that part
Mom on oh, I broke that up there a roof. No
Not the roof
Next okay
Do I sail to another island am I ready I
Think I am
Hey, yeah, who's with me gather your boats around my house? We're leaving
Even though I just said I wanted to stay we're leaving
And before that I'm gonna smelt some stuff
Clay and stone we need clay and stone for a year
for a damn year.
Na na na na na na na na.
Everyone crashed into the dock.
Yeah, this might take a while.
I need actually a lot of resources.
Okay, yeah, who is piloting that shit?
Give us the keys.
Give us the keys, man.
I thought my turn, it's a catastrophic sounding noise.
All right, I need, um, I need stones.
Is there a boulder anywhere?
I need a damn boulder.
I
Whatever everybody bring your boats. Let's go get your boats. We're gonna follow the big ship and find a new place
Let's go
Big follow the galleon everybody get in your boat. We're following the galleon. Who's how whose boat is this?
Okay, okay
Okay
Oh my god, I cannot turn
I just put those stairs in
Dude
Okay
And we're off
Perfect
Alright, who's the pilot of that boat?
Oh, shit man, this looks good
Alright, lead us, bro, lead us
You look like you got a pre-order boat
Lead us dude
I don't know where the fourth guy is
All right, our dingies go like ten knots max
Yeah, nothing's fast.
Look at this shit man.
We get impatient when GPS says 20 minutes.
Look at this shit.
good thing good thing we live in the time even though this is fun to play
holy fuck this shit man we live in the times where there's roads and cars like
sure I'll play a game but like the games cool bro you left him wait
that's the one fall oh yeah oh god he's round
hey oh fuck that shit man
you gotta plan your whole day around going to the damn market
is that that looks like a death flag like sea of thieves
Hey, I'm on hold up. I'm I get you
All right, I'm gonna get close. We can't lose anybody. We got to see how big this map is
All right, la la. Oh wait, you're dead. Oh my god, you're dead. Oh shit
Dude, he's dead
It was this corpse
Why don't we take his boat? Let's take his boat.
I don't like that you're, this guy's ship is so fast.
What up?
Dude, he had a crew and everything.
Alright, yeah, point the gun at the crew. Tell them you gotta work.
work. Alright, this is our boat.
Oh
You actually pick up lost barrels of loot
As I was rolling down Paraguay Street
Wait, hey, hey, blow the man down
A handsome flash pocket I transferred to meet
Give me some time to blow the man down
This spankin' flash pocket she said until me
Wait, hey, hey, blow the man down
There's a dandy for rigor just ready for say
Oh, I can shoot
What is that oh my god black weirds transport ship everybody get ready
I
Everybody
There's lots of loot on that shit boys
Brace for action
I miss I missed what?
Wait
Yeah boys, oh god, we're gonna die dude get the dingy
Get the dingy
We gotta go we gotta go
Oh my god, don't worry, don't worry, the Atlantic Treaty says they cannot attack these.
They cannot do that.
It's against the Naval Dam International Sea Law.
Oh god, they don't care.
don't care this is before Geneva oh my god dude
we did not have drugs dodge bro dodge
I don't think we're gonna get drone struck.
Oh my god!
Yeah, they don't really attack us.
Yo, listen, what if we turn around and we fight them?
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Go write a book about us.
no book if we escaped. I mean there would be, but if we retreat.
I don't know where I'm going to catch up, actually, they're very fast, they're scared.
guy with the big boat recall your boat and come pick us up oh wait no no get ready
dude get ready they might have missiles but they are not good at aiming
Oh, you're crazy, bro. You're crazy. Did you make it? What happened? He disappeared.
What?
Don't tell me they recruited you.
Oh my god dude, I have no gunpowder, bro
Okay, bro.
Okay, man.
Dude, everybody I was playing with left.
Oh my god, Frederick.
Frederick von Schreitstein.
Game has potential.
Oh yeah, it's good. It's good.
It's Gucci, bruh!
I miss- I thought I had a- I never made a bed, did I?
It's better than scullin' bones.
Um...
It definitely plays completely different than Scullin' Bones.
This is more like a survival game where you're a pirate.
like a 20th of the budget and uh development time some coconuts
that was a lot of coconut water oh wait we are are we on the island oh my god
Wait, my house! My dock! I thought we were on a different island. Saved.
Oof!
Very nice, very nice. We're still here.
Very nice. Where's my ship? Cozy.
Ah boys, um, I guess, oh god, we're flying through these games, man.
It was good though, it was good.
Oh my.
Alright, next game, man.
Let's see what we got going on here the next game for sub Sunday we are jumping to another
one. Another one. We are jumping to a heavily, heavily voted for game.
heavily voted for high chance of uninstall,
but we'll see how this works.
The next game.
I wonder if you can solo this game, but maybe somebody has it.
Someone probably has it.
The next game is known as Log Riders.
So we got going on here boys.
So we got going on here.
Okay, okay, who has this game join game customized that's me
The names are
No one's playing this game literally no one in the world is playing this but here we are
no one is playing log valley what did I I don't I don't get it I don't know
God damn it, Jim. Of course, dude. Of course. Ready up, man.
What even is this? Why am I in flip-flops? Who is even controlling this?
Oh my god.
Dude, I think you need to, you know, you gotta turn it, man.
We gotta work together.
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.
So, you go back and I go forward.
Okay, ready?
You go back.
Wait, can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Okay, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.
We're moving, we're moving.
We're moving, we're moving.
We're moving, we're moving.
Okay, yes.
Yes, yes.
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Oh shit. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
No, no, no, no. You gotta come back right?
Alright, ready?
I think we're gonna-
Oh, we got it, we got it, we got it.
Okay, we're owning. We're owning. First checkpoint.
Oh my.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
I think if we both die, we're screwed.
It's over.
Alright, there it is, there it is, back in and up, back in and up, back up, back up,
back up, back up.
Alright, there we go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Back, back, back, back, back, back up, back up.
Oh, this is where the game starts.
Oh, this is where they hit you.
OK, here we go, here we go.
Oh, shit, dude.
Hold on, man.
All right, let's go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Ugh.
How are we gonna do this?
Oh, fuck.
Whoa, we can adjust, we can adjust.
Okay, okay, oh no.
Oh, you're- oh, that's a horrible spot to respawn.
Oh, no, you better save me do something man do something
Maybe we can
Yeah, we made it to oh checkpoint we're good we're good we're good we're good okay
All right, here we go here we go here we go here we go
Yeah, this game needs some damn music and apparently Fullscreen and X...
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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Oh my
I
Here we go. Here we go. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go
Nice nice
You go around this one, boy.
All right, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, that's it.
Around.
I'm going to swing you around.
I'm swinging you around there.
You're an asshole
Oh god, Jun, hold on!
Hold on!
Alright, you're good!
Oh god!
Okay, hold on, hold on!
Alright, spawn here, we'll get it, we're gonna...
Get ready, get ready!
Alright, here we go, here we go!
Oh
First try oh, okay, okay here we go here we go we're gonna turn we're gonna turn
There we go nice nice oh my god perfect how are we doing this I think we just go through
sacrifice me and we just get you across let's go let's go let's go go go go where we're
We're gonna hit it though!
Nooo!
We're gonna go further to the left.
We gotta go, we gotta go!
Actually this works!
That was close.
you
you
you
you
you
The next game as we continue boys,
is we are jumping to a game heavily reviewed, heavily reviewed for or voted for I mean.
The next GAME is known as Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it
Known as, this one might be an Alta 4, but it was heavily voted for, and we'll see.
We got another one. All release.
Made with Unity.
The Slavery and Trucker!
Windows 7 users enable this.
Dude, what am I?
Don't press load game if you don't have the save game.
I did it.
You know, it's weird.
This game is called...voted for?
It's called...oh wait, I'm gonna run, I'm gonna run.
Alright, maybe he was right.
press the load game button. I see why. My bad. I see why. I told you on the screen, do not
touch it.
Wait, even New Game takes a while.
Did I press it?
Dude, no I didn't.
No I didn't.
I actually think I did too, but I don't think I did.
I may have, I may have.
Dude, even you game!
Lies.
Oh, here it is, here it is.
Ah, life.
Tatariel.
Tatariel.
Tatarariel.
Tatarariel.
Eat and drink map and direction refilling liquids. Oh, it's one of these games
Okay, how many Slaverian dollars do I have? Damn 61,200
This looks like one of those places you spawned on GeoGuessr.
Okay, oh it's Halloween.
Okay, well it still works, it still works.
I'm going to go to the North to find the cure to my illness.
Therefore, I relinquish everything I want to you.
Visit my neighbor, Zoltan.
I can give you some advice.
You should find some job at Jkex.
Go past Balak's and find him best of luck.
Oh my God.
Mom left me here.
I'm going to go to the North to find my illness.
lock. Oh my god mom left me her car that she got when she was younger. She still has it.
Mata. Mata. You left me your car Mata. Her beloved truck. Oh I think this is the type
of um yeah this is the garage you got a crank from the outside hold up oh no
there we go there we go okay I don't think there's any gas in here there's no
gas in this there's no way buddy how do you even turn out of you what the heck
Man
Oh, oh, oh
Okay, okay, honey, honey
There it is. There it is. Alright. I gotta go find Zoltan. I think Zoltan lives here.
Oh yeah, it's Zoltan, okay.
Alright.
I need to tell the mother left.
Ah, yeah.
He's the son, right?
I knew your father.
He was taller than your mother.
What's your name?
Cairn, anyway.
Stake this thing.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Anyways, take this guy to Gerson by a map at the Bolasks shop, you will need it, and find some job at your cakes.
Okay.
Alright, he's told me I gotta go find a job.
Can you repeat that?
I will get a- can you repeat that?
Can I take this?
Oh, he doesn't mind.
He doesn't mind.
How do I feel the gas in this truck?
There it is, okay.
I probably shouldn't smoke near this, but it's probably, I don't think it's a thing in this game. It probably doesn't matter.
All right, how do I fill the liquid?
Um...
I might need a tutorial here.
Delivering a just car, replace, attach, spray, tow bar,
Vehicle body repair.
Oh wait, you know what? I think I need to fill. I think maybe I need to take the cap off the canister.
Or I'm wrong.
I took me one way to get a ride is to just hop on the top of the guy's car.
Alright, yeah, why can't I do this?
Diesel.
Does this take diesel?
There it is, boys.
Okay, I'm going to mix diesel with gasoline, I mean, it's gas.
Okay, I'm going to mix diesel with gasoline, I mean, it's gas.
Okay, I'm gonna mix diesel with gasoline. I mean, it's gas
What could honestly happen the car is already at 500,000 miles
Okay
It can handle a little bit of gasoline
Oh, you actually can't it doesn't love you. I'm gonna keep this with me
Okay, where am I going? I'm going to Jkex?
Okay, he told me once and he doesn't want to talk anymore.
I don't think Jkex lives down there, but let's go see.
Okay, yeah.
Dude, I need a radio in here, man.
I need a radio.
Alright, who lives here?
Oh, go around, man!
I don't think anyone lives here there is a radio wait a minute oh shoot wait oh
I might be trapped.
not. Apparently you can like mega jump.
There is a radio I could install in my house.
That did kind of look like there was one.
Let me install one
Leave the gas running
Hopefully I don't need to park it inside right here
I don't know where that just went I think it just went under the car
Okay, how?
Oh, I did it, I think.
Oh my god.
Wait, do I have to go to Balar's?
Yeah, this thing's so fast.
I think we were close.
All right, yo, is maybe this is black a dark result on
The hell is this in my head?
All right
Oh yeah, who's this guy?
He doesn't want to talk.
Someone should make a VTuber in the old style, like the old Max Payne style.
Oh, shit, the army, dude.
What up, boys?
Militantin Police!
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Yeah, where's Zoltan?
Everybody's smoking. Oh my god.
Zoltan?
That's not Zoltan.
Hey, what up, dude?
Oh, there's so much stuff you can get here.
How much money do I have?
I have 61,000 Slavarian dollars.
Okay.
Okay, my hunger, fish.
What if I get this?
Why don't I even eat it?
Maybe it goes in my inventory.
Oh, it's right here.
Oh, I eat it.
Wow.
Oh, shit.
Oh, a map! Oh my god!
Really?
Okay, now let me just...
Do I have those forever? Can I take those?
I have to actually carry the map. Oh my god.
This is like Slovakian Morrowind.
Holy!
Okay.
Okay, I don't think Zulpan's here.
Wait, unless...
Zolpon!
Buy a cigarette I have some, Zolpon?
He never told me what he looks like.
Maybe, maybe this guy, oh my god, no.
He just sells a bunch of stones and metals
Yeah, maybe he's not in this place
You saw him at the start he was right there at the beginning
Are you kidding me dude he said to go meet somebody
I don't think you can yeah, I don't think so
I'm going to keep driving.
,
He said to go to Belarsk.
Yeah, wait, he is here. I just saw the sign that said Belarsk. The guy near to me is here.
He said get a job at a map.
Jkek, yeah, where's Jkek?
I already tried talking to them this guy
are you kidding me right now dude I don't
even have enough wait oh he buys them
for 135,000 first two-story building
Oh, right there?
Let's see what we have here.
Okay, where is this guy?
Oh, four pallets of planks to Eastport, four pallets of empty pallets.
That sounds like a good one.
It's poor in Kolovi.
Okay, I had a map.
Now I need to go buy pallets from somewhere.
Maybe that guy sells pallets over there.
on the notes.
I'm pretty sure I need to buy pallets from this guy and then transfer them to I already
forgot I'm at Belar's where the hell am I going where is this quest I have to use my
brain and remember things yeah that's not happening okay this guy must sell pallets
You're kidding me, bro.
This dude who literally should have pallets doesn't have pallets.
What?
He needs yellow paint.
You know what?
Yes, I do.
You know what?
Sometimes yes.
Took a wrong job.
What are you talking about?
Took a wrong job. What are you talking about?
All right, I'm going to pick up all the jobs.
Oh wait, it says accept cargo.
Oh my god.
Are you serious?
One is 59,700.
What?
What?
How am I supposed to transport things I can't afford?
It's only delivery.
Oh, it's right here.
Oh, here we go.
to e-sport
so the ones these ones are marked
uh...
how do i take these
are we gonna park near it
wait do you actually have to use the forklift?
no way
Did you actually have to use the forklift?
I saw a forklift somewhere around here.
No way.
Oh, the side opens too.
I might need to go steal it from that other dude and go.
Yeah, I need to go get a forklift
Who had it the guy at the metal and stone trap had it
All right, hopefully he lets me.
Hey, what I meant, don't worry about this.
I'll bring it back.
The whole town pitched in on this.
Oh my god.
That doesn't work.
Doesn't need fuel?
Ignition doesn't even show up.
Bro, can I use your forklift?
I was wondering where my stomach hurt there we go
Forklift enter with enter set driving direction and up and down arrow zero one through nine move the fork with the numpad
Oh, buddy
Yo, good thing I bought a new keyboard dude, holy shit
Yeah, good thing, man.
I like how you still hear him walking.
Oh, F2 by hand?
Well, I'm already going.
Oh
No way
All right, I'm the should I just do it by hand it was literally f2 bat by hand are you sure?
Are you guys sure?
Why would F2 be...
So four stacks of pallets, it must have been.
Oh
I'm not opening the sides, dude
you're still screwed the last one's gonna fly out there's no way right there
lodged doable okay I am going to
Gurence I am going to Easton where's oh Eastport Eastport okay okay so I just
have to go north and take a right oh easy easy okay here we go
enough the jams and here we go
we're off boys we're off
I would lighten you sick if I knew how
All right, here we go.
Okay, this should be a right turn.
Coming up.
Coming up.
I feel like I missed it.
There hasn't been a right turn yet.
What compass?
Am I even that turn behind me?
How is this the wrong way if I came from my house that was behind the larch?
I guess we'll see where I end up.
I think it's the wrong way.
a single sign.
Oh, dude, I should have got a drink.
I gotta find the ocean.
I am bringing it to like a shipyard.
Yeah, I think I'm going the wrong way, too late.
Unless that's the ocean up ahead.
Nah.
Am I going south? I hope. I mean if I am, it's gg.
That's either the ocean or it hasn't loaded in.
Oh my God, that's right! We're here!
Who are we giving this to though?
Is my car smoking? Or is that me smoking?
I
Know it's not Eastport Eastport boys
What up don't mind the smoke
All right, what am I giving this to you?
What am I giving this to you?
What was my quest?
You want it?
You want it?
There you go.
There you go.
This is for you.
All right.
This is funny. Yeah, I don't think so.
What is this for? Are you guys? You want it?
Oh, Tommy, I gotta load it onto the boat.
this looks like it
I'll be lost one there it is I think
This is GPA.
This is GPA.
What do you mean?
This is GPA.
All right.
Good thing I have superhuman strength.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Is this the right spot?
There you go.
Who am I talking to?
Who's taking these?
Who am I talking to?
Bro.
You're kidding, you're kidding.
Help.
Help.
Help!
Help!
Next game.
as we contain you boys
holy
the next game of sub sun day
Oh
The next game we are jumping to a game that I've already played a couple of times this
Week, but it was voted for it's new and it is probably the best game. We're gonna play today because
Damn, that was rough
The next game!
Super Battle Goal!
this one's gonna start soon
I
His profile picture is keep it to the BVL
What are we doing guys? What are we doing?
what it's circled back bro you're new that's insane I've never seen it do that
shit
what I do yo who's the host what's this host doing let's go
Fuck out of here man.
Don't fuck out of here, brother.
Oh my gosh, I didn't shit up.
you
you
you
you
you
and
this can be weird
the fucking game. Yes, go ahead and start the fucking game. Come on. Fuck off. Fuck off.
Fuck off. Fuck off.
Oh, we're starting the fuck off.
Oh, here we go. Here we go. Okay. Come on. Come on.
All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we
go.
oh god dammit
yoink
hey watch this
oh my god
dude what is this karma
fuck you ain't you
ha ha ha
i'm gonna wait for my
yeah
of the
How'd you get your ball there already?
Ow!
Give, give, give, give, give!
But you didn't get your ball and you're just dancing, like an idiot.
Yeah.
Maybe.
I'm going to the TV.
Make it in.
Get in, get in!
Oh yeah, first place, fucking guy.
Yeah, 19.
No, no, no!
Next time I'll win.
Back!
Six plays!
Fuck you, fuck you!
Five meters!
6th place?
fuck it get him here
oh my god they went all the way over there
stupid ass asshole and shit
god
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
man hold on man
shut the fuck up
this guy is going in here
28 seconds? He can actually make this.
If he's fast, he can make this. He needs to pop off right here.
I believe right now, I got this, I believe.
Awwww.
Oh my fucking, I don't got it, y'all.
What are you doing?
You're doing the first hand, boy.
Wow, 13 of the lobby finished.
One of you have a fucking air horn, I'm sure to get one.
Oh
Hey, he shot it. Oh sick. That's awesome. Oh my god. They're all here
No
Like 50 balls here oh my god dude
Did the server
Over a laser the backfield
I'm gonna save that
Come on, come on, bro, come on!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
I'm waiting on the orbital strike.
I'm good.
I might still wait for this item.
Hell, fuck this guy's ball.
Hell yeah.
He's getting load up.
oh my god how did that hit me
Oh
Wow
So may my guys this is this is unnecessary
No, it's too far away. It's too fucking far away. God damn it. Oh
My god, oh my god
get in there get in there get in there get in there
no
oh that's bad no
take your time take your time
Oh sabotage streamer P O V sabotage
Who does that this guy's just here to sabotage
Hi, oh my god, okay
We don't know what you're saying.
You know what?
I'm gonna shoot the headlight at the corner.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh!
I think I made it though.
Oh, no.
Dude, my ball has gone out of bounds like ten times.
What the fuck is this?
I'm pulling a line, I'll kick you.
I
There it is boys
No!
Really?
Fuckin' mind Blanche me.
He's gonna chip in.
Go in, please, go in.
Six players!
No!
Six players!
Let's go!
Thank you.
I got it. I got it. Very nice. I was putting mines there. You got it. You got it. Last
guy. You got it. You got it. Right there. Will you do it? Will you do it? Hold up. No.
Wow
He did it
First it has 4,000 ping I can't hit tab I have no idea because name
wait what how does first place have 4,000 pain
I fucked that up I fucked it up
no no no no no no no come on
this is 4,000 pain
alright no no please bro
sir please
excuse me
she pulled it up
you guys keep it you guys
I got it I got no one
thank you thank you
I
Want this
Bring me with you drive drive man. I'm not the golf ball. Come on
I see it. I see it. I see it. I should have brought that with me
All right, here it is.
There it is. That's it. That's it. That's it.
Dude.
Oh, my God, I shot up on the leaderboard.
I
Oh
To 60 climbing all this map
Rough Jesus Christ
Wait
How did oh you got a shield
There's so many things that just happened there
does good no no bro bro chill oh my god at the start seriously yeah the
The re-spot is so harsh. 180, I can make this.
I'll see who might.
I can't.
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know if I made it.
Let the shield go!
No!
Alright, hey then.
No, no, no!
Oh!
No!
No!
My god.
Oh my god.
And my mom.
Ah!
Everything I've ever experienced, right?
No, that's fucked.
That's fucked.
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it!
No!
No, please.
please
yes i will keep you
how close how close
what are you doing
I can do this. I can do this.
Come on. Come on. Five seconds.
I hear you. I hear you. I hear you.
No!
Dammit.
Yeah, this is our...
This is our...
Look at that ball. Look at that ball.
Look at the guy. Look at the guy.
Look at the guy.
God. Oh, bro.
Which one of you fuckers is an air horn this time?
153
Made it in there
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna play a lot of sucks!
I think this guy's gonna die!
I wasn't worth it!
Yeah!
Insane karma.
Oh god, that's scary.
Oh shit, okay, we can go around it.
Okay, we're good, we're good.
Easy, easy.
What's up, you nerd?
You bitch!
Who's that?
Oh, it's me.
There he goes!
Whoa!
Get me up!
Oh, thank you.
Are you kidding me? Where did that even come from?
Corkar coming through, everyone hop on.
Hold on.
We'll get in there.
We'll get in there's a trick.
Why'd they do that? I said, I said...
Dude, how many orbital strikes was that?
Oh
Why you can follow the whole oh my god, that was the worst thing
What's just happening today? Oh, that was your first stroke. Oh, okay
No
I don't know if I can do it.
Just go there, just go there, just go to the water you can get.
Oh my god!
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
He's gonna get me.
He's gonna get me.
That's it.
He's gonna get me.
No!
Alright.
Don't worry, don't worry.
I'm just a hero.
He's just gonna get me.
My bad, my bad.
I'm not thankin', I'm not thankin'.
He is.
He's having a blast.
I think he's having a blast.
Oh, I would finish this, but I got to bounce right now, boys.
Best game to sub Sunday, Super Battlegolf.
Horror plant was all right to win rose, sure.
It was OK, it was OK.
It was OK.
chat GGs all around. I will see you on Monday. We got new games dropping. We got a bunch
of new stuff. So we will see it next stream Monday. Guys, enjoy the rest of your night.
Call the channel and everything till next time. Thank you guys for chilling with me.
Thank you guys for watching. I will see you tomorrow. Regular schedule. Oh,
Actually, I'm gonna be I think I'm gonna take Wednesday off because Thursday marathon is dropping right or the test and
resident evil, right?
So I'll be live Thursday, and then probably take Wednesday off
Hi, Riz. I actually fixed it by doing a factory reset. It seems like it's working now
Midnight early access. I'm probably chilling on. I'm not sure what I'm doing there
Midnight is not a
priority at the moment
Chat peace out especially with those two games coming out, you know
Chat and GGs. Thank you guys for watching. I will see you tomorrow for another one. Goodbye chat and your night
Peace out till next time
GGs