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Opponents of charity guys doing what up or what up?
Hello, hello, are you guys doing chat?
Dude the week of resident evil
We've made it. We've made it. I know so much snow. And demo day and marathon. Here comes
the opinions. Here comes the opinions. It doesn't matter. It's still a bungee game, bro. Literally
make or break the studio. Let's see. I know, I know. Let's see. Eric, look, this is half
sword style game, but 2D. Yeah, tell me there's some interesting demos to play. Got a little
Spongebob?
Which shroud and Timmy?
We're playing a game. All right, we're playing a game. I
Want to say I've played this before but I don't remember I
Want to say I played this but I do not recall
Well, we'll be checking this game out later
We'll be checking this game out later.
Yes.
Arc-Haran. Arc-Haran. We'll see.
We'll see, we'll see. Check out Spider Roulette
online.
So then boys, link me some...
Oh this game came out
Dude, but is it oh it's online PVP this game actually came out alright it looked kind of potato, but maybe it's good
Let's see. Let's see
Timmy tenders or it's Timmy
The dude insane at apex basically any FPS you give him he's a god
Far far west demo. Steamfest is in 50 minutes. Oh so the new they haven't updated yet. I tried this game
barely I didn't give it enough of a chance to give an opinion on it. The screenshots look
really good. Has anyone tried this? I remember it was not as it wasn't as good as the screenshots.
Are my tripping? Do I need to try it again?
Pawn new Batman horror game. That's kind of cool.
Do you play as like a goon or something?
Not the 2026 goon and you're trying to avoid Batman
Posey demo is out. I swear I played that I
Already played it dude. I'm waiting for this game to release. I am on board. I'm ready to play on release
this can give this game and then have
Mod support and community maps for endless content
easy
This game has such fun mechanics
Okay, so then all the new demos aren't showing up until 50 minutes from now one o'clock
One o'clock biomes showcase orza
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Play Pokemon fire red and switch. I don't think I'm doing
that man. I don't think that's happening, buddy. What do we have here? Oh, there's a Nintendo
So tree house stream Mario wonder switch to and Pokemon, Pocopia.
Are there actually kids now who are just like consuming of all of these new Pokemon games
is the loop still that addicting.
Is this is the is it still that fun.
Like after capturing the 30th edition Bulbasaur, is it still fun?
Is it the boomers carrying it or are there actually has Pokemon been successful with every
new generation?
Like it must have or is it literally the millennials keeping it afloat?
I wonder it's got to be it's got to be way more millennial
scalpers mostly
Pokemon car game and TV show
You drink soda every single day
I I drink water and coke zeros. Yes
Motherfucker, there's people who drink energy drinks every day. Okay
Actually this is day two of no coffee. I feel no different. I have actually, oh my
god, I've literally been drinking coffee every single day for years. I don't even
remember when I started. I just randomly cut, I just, I just cut my diet
heavily all of a sudden. Coffee isn't bad for you, I know, but once you've
been drinking something for so long, you want to see how it affects you without it.
I just have it, but I don't see it's two, two days, no coffee.
I'm just seeing it.
I drink coffee more for like the taste of it.
It's like a nice, it's like a hot chocolate without being 500 fucking calories.
You know give me a little bit of milk and a coffee and then I'm good
But like I
Don't know day two. I'm curious
If I don't feel any different I'd probably start drinking it again just because of the warmth feel I
Don't necessarily need it
I'm gonna just see if it actually gives me a fucking boost of caffeine or if I some people really feel it
it depends on the person at the end of the day.
The end of the fucking day, it depends.
Everybody's different.
I'm just curious, I haven't felt different.
Your pop probably has caffeine in it.
Yeah, true, but I guess,
yeah, I guess it's not cutting out caffeine completely.
True. I guess you're right. You get a point, buddy. You get a point, buddy.
Yeah, dude, the latest study is coffee is good for you, man, even more so, there's health
benefits.
It ain't copium, dude, I forgot the most recent study.
I forgot, I read it and I was like, it was a very positive one, actually.
I just forgot the details.
Look at that, bro, look at that.
But yeah, man, I just had them,
but I probably will start drinking it again.
But for now, day two, no coffee, research purposes.
ARK update.
What a bling, shrouded sky update.
Bro, I love shroud,
but the amount of devs that use the word shrouded
and their updates are insane.
You guys need to damp the source.
Okay, I swear to God,
there's like six games that have had like a shrouded edition.
There's like a pre-order shrouded edition.
There's a shrouded sky update.
There's like a shrouded skin in a game.
and shrouded. I just know as you notice the word very often but now yeah arc boys we need
us we need us the source shrouded synonym come on bro veiled sky dude come on bro shaded
sky update. Come on bro veiled sounds I mean veil has been used on some things but not a lot.
Veil guard. Dude veil guard the first. No never mind. All right Shratton is still a good one.
Partly clouded skies.
Bro I'm a fan of the weather dance.
Hey, why are all the maps up?
They're all the help they can get up there.
We're going to float before the clouds.
Oh, it's another system called Tom.
Don't keep that generator online.
Uh...
Pablo, it's Shawnee.
I'll be on the channel all night.
Where's the guy just moved?
I'm going to the tidement.
Uh...
Can't keep a safe watch.
Hey, it's Shawnee here.
Double the interseers for now.
Don't log it as an emergency.
Then what do I log it as?
You need to.
Celeste, listen.
Why the hell have I got greater subsides?
I'm dealing with it.
The storm took us all past.
Where are you guys dancing to me?
It won't happen again.
All right, there's a new hound.
No listen, close the tubes, nobody leaves.
No, I'm not in five. Do it right now.
Hey, very well, I think it's safe off. Hey man, it's closed.
Excuse me.
Hmm.
Hey, I'm a fan of the weather Dev, okay? The snow was done very well too.
The website, they have, is this an update worth going back to? I don't know.
New arc threat, a comet, and a firefly. It's a different type of drone.
What part of my reading here? Okay, they got a new, they got new skins.
This guy looks like he just came out of a triple bypass surgery procedure and then is ready to kill people facial hair. There's facial hair.
I'm not sure I'm probably gonna take Wednesday off this week and be live Thursday because of
of Marathon and then Friday's Resident Evil.
New cosmetic bundles.
So I'm probably switching days off.
Uh, yeah, it's not a bad skin.
That's actually kind of a cool skin.
Why not?
That's cool, dude.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
Honestly, the nurse and the doctor out there
aren't bad either.
They're kind of cool.
They're a little different. They're not amazing, but sure they added new POIs to Dan battlegrounds
Like they changed up the the areas a little bit
Hurricane map condition I
Am curious how the heavy rain looks in the game I
Am curious I tell I tell I'm a fan of the weather dad dude
he's crazy. This game still has the best weather in a multiplayer game. I mean that's not glazing,
it's just fact. The only other ones that come to mind are once again like Battlefield 1
and 5, you know, when you're on the islands and the storms hit, like they're so well done.
I swear the dude who does the weather is the same guy. I swear it's the same dude,
Because no one else does it. No one else does the weather like that in these multiplayer games. What other game in comparison?
There's no other game.
Shannon, the hurricane, the only thing is, I don't know if I fully care about...
Damn man, I don't know dude. ARC is great. I think just the actual loop of it I got bored of.
Like loading in going to places hopefully you out PDP the guy and then loot the hot spots
but the hot spots are kind of just boring loot. So like that that whole journey through it is
boring but like obviously the game itself is amazingly made. So it's still interesting
following along this game. I'm in, you know, it's so cool. I
would maybe load up just to check out the weather. Hear how
the thunder sounds.
Have you tried the wind rose demo? Wow, you weren't here
for sub Sunday. Mark that guy, Tardy.
All right, in 40 minutes, we get a bunch of new demos.
The mayor may not be amazing.
And then Thursday, we got Marathon play test.
I'm not gonna lie, a little me kind of wished.
I think that kind of kills the hype a little bit,
a little bit.
Say what you will, bro.
Okay, we get it.
It's good or bad.
It's still gonna be a big release.
I feel like the beta before the release kills the release date hype.
It's one of those.
Instead of boom, everybody loading in.
Arc Raiders did do a beta before release.
They did.
I for what was the time between it?
I guess it was a little different.
Arc was able to keep the momentum up because the game you wanted to see what was next in the game.
The beta was really good.
You still craved more after the beta we'll see here
We'll see we'll see
Marathon's gonna hold max 20k active players really. Oh
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I mean I read that wrong. I
Don't think so, bro. I don't I don't think it's gonna crash and burn
It's not going to be like High Guard.
It's not going to be like High Guard.
I think it will have a normalized audience for a bit just because of the bungee name in itself.
I don't think it will.
Bro, honestly, we'll see, dude.
Bro, it's not even hashtag ad, bro.
What are you talking about?
You're predicting the outcome.
Who knows?
Who knows?
I think as a intradude, at the end of the day,
whatever happens to the game happens to the game.
My prediction is to where it will fall and normalize
is not going to be in a crash and burn state.
I don't think it will be.
I could be wrong.
I don't know.
You guys are talking like high guard numbers?
I don't think so.
I guess we'll see.
Circle back in a month.
Circle back in a month.
I will revisit this in a month and we'll see.
right now high guards at 589 players okay in one month
let's see where marathon is my prediction is
how much does our graders have right now
157,000.
Uh, what other game was I going to check?
Uh, wait, how much is Overwatch still popping off even though this doesn't count because
obviously most people are playing on still 91,000 on Steam, still 91k on Steam.
That's very healthy because literally probably 90% of the audience plays on
on Bnet. How much are in Apex? CS doesn't count. Honestly CS is its own beast of weirdness.
CS needs two numbers. How many people are in matchmaking and in servers? And then how
Many people are just like majority of the people in CS aren't playing CS. There's no way
This game is popular, but not like there's no way dude. This number is so skewed because of
There's no way
Counter-Strike is popular, but there's no way I
Feel like playing it doesn't it is a popular game obviously
But 1.4 mil, it's mass. Am I underestimating the European push on this? Am I underestimating?
Actually, you know what? I am wrong because if IQ Dota 2 on the east coast, you would think this is a bottom number.
So it's the same thing where Counter Shrike is an EU game, Dota 2 is an EU game.
If you play on a dead region, it will feel like a bothered game.
I do play on it. So yes.
Yeah, yeah, it would be, it's just, it actually, yeah, same category as like PUBG.
PUBG, you play, it's like there's no way there's 300,000 people in this game right now.
You go to China and you hit the cue button.
Blah, blah, blah.
Marvel Rivals, game ready.
67k and rivals chat people hate on this game actually not twitch chat hates on
this game this game dude it did a good job with this game you can't deny no it
is a good job it's not even overwatch is better it's not even it's not even
pitting up against each other. This was a great attempt at a marble game. It was. It was a solid
attempt and it did well and people liked it and it was a success. A lot of these games crash and
burn. What are you saying? A lot of these games crash and burn or miss the or go to mobile
Or just die out.
This was like, they actually did a, this was a solid, is a solid take on the Marvel game
and then say what you will, people are going to get bored of it eventually, like the trajectory
of every single video game.
You're going to have the hardcore people stick with it and the people who enjoyed
it are then going to move on but still like the game.
I
Deadlock
Every day, bro, you guys I swear to God, I swear to God you guys don't even play this game
You know you can't even see it right now. You're gonna steam stats
Why were there two deadlocks?
Out of this guy get this here and he just added caps
2016
VR game?
This is like the dude, this is like the mall moving in and the guy decided to keep his...
He wasn't gonna sell his land to them.
Yeah, never, bro. Chill, bro. Chill.
Chill.
You think crimson desert will be good. I
Don't know bro. I don't know
They went all out dude
Yeah, I don't know what to tell you bro. They were like look we'll fly you out two days
Try out the game. This isn't the first time, but I'm just saying okay
But no, I did not do it up
But I don't know. I'll know at launch when it comes out. I don't know. It'll be a 50-50.
Slow sliding ducks demo.
Wow.
Bro, do you literally not even press anything?
16 player online?
Yeah, Crimson Desert is either gonna be
one of the greatest RPGs of all time
or we're all being debated.
But I don't see how we, that this is another one, this is another one, say what you will.
I don't know, this is like a marathon, sure, maybe we'll see, we'll check back in a month.
Crimson Desert, it's not an RPG, what is it?
And this crimson desert labeled as?
It's like Breath of the Wild.
Huh.
Oh, I see, okay.
I did see no XP. The thing about Crimson Desert is I keep some black desert online. Their
track record is good because black desert online. In a world where that MMO feels like
That MMO seems crazy, dude, comparing all the other MMOs that have come out since that game's
released, it still has one of the best combat systems for its time, insane.
Even look at Ashes, even look at Ashes of Creation.
At the end of the day, so many people looking back, so many people were so copiumed on Ashes of Creation.
Holy shit.
Oh my God. The amount of people who were like, this is the one.
I heard it for years. You are two lies.
You just hear what you wanted to hear, motherfucker.
I was always skeptical about that game.
Everything I ever saw about the game, nothing seemed like, holy shit, this is the next frontier of gaming.
But you read the Twitch chat, you talk to the people who are super into it, they're like, oh, this is gonna be it.
Fuck no!
Look at where it is now.
But then look at that game's combat and then look at like BDO's.
Insane, dude.
That combat feels like the type.
That type of combat is what you need in an MMO today.
You hyped up the day before release?
Yeah, no shit, because I'm now like, oh fuck, the guys in the Twitch chat who are always talking about it,
did they, oh did they figure it out? Were they right? Oh boy. Fuck no, you didn't.
You guys are the ones glazing and believing.
What are you doing in this game 16 player what what can I just watch what are we doing here
If the dark up rides before the finishing line,
spray with all your might and blast them out of the competition.
Every dark is your enemy.
Yes, even that one.
Complete with up to 16 players in the widest water park showdown.
Spray, slide, and score.
OK, maybe, maybe.
Mario fart?
Not quite.
Beautiful.
Oh, yeah.
Mario for our puzzle.
It's not like the game failed, Devs just cupped us.
Alright, I didn't read it all, but TLBR, I mean, didn't Ashes of Creation basically fail because of the steam.
To me, it looked like the steam release, even though it was early access, didn't darner enough hype, and that's when it dropped it down.
Yeah, wasn't it steam.
Poor management.
I thought Steam was like they're, it seemed like they were like, okay, we're going to drop it.
They're expecting a massive amount of people buying the game,
showing that, yo, this is going to be something, but it failed to meet their expectations.
And that was like the straw that crushed it all.
It was a scam.
He scammed millions, even devs payments.
So he just waited and tell the Steam as the last hurrah.
up to scam a little more steam release was so they can fulfill Kickstarter goal and not
get sued.
I mean it doesn't matter the game still suck balls bro I mean at the end of the day I
I might be uninformed on how the scam went down.
The game still sucked ass at the end of the day.
So that doesn't change my initial fact
or my initial opinion.
Like when it hit Steam, I mean, where it was,
it was the most normal MMO.
There was nothing that stuck out.
Oh yeah, damn. That sucks, man. That was a long scam. That guy, dude, that guy...
Wait, how long was that game?
When did that start? I felt like people were talking about that for like a decade.
Oh my god.
That's the thing, either that guy had the longest running scam or he actually believed like legitimately it was going to be the next big MML, but like logistically realizing, you know, this burns so much money to develop and we have so much to do.
I ain't no way we're doing this.
Did you see?
I did not see that now.
Wanderberg launched a demo.
I played that already.
That one needs a little more content.
That's a good game if I'm thinking of the right one.
Yeah this game was actually satisfying.
It just needs more content.
It was the demo.
It just, yeah, it was cool, it was satisfying.
Down with the ship.
Down with the ship.
I waited around 18 minutes until all the new demos dropped.
Okay, interesting.
maybe man maybe watch this war game this came out today set in strike five
but I'm just I'm chill about the end of the week is where the popping up happens
okay 2026 they've made five of these I don't think I've ever played one what is
this okay okay
It's actually a good series, yeah is it an RTS?
Um 300 playable units open up multiple approaches to reach your objectives.
Three of them does protect.
Maybe, man, maybe, bro, anyone try it?
All our broken parts.
the demo. All our broken parts. Yeah, I'm just going to play random stuff today, I think, until
I got shrouded. Timmy and I are doing, we're playing Archer on later and then play some random stuff too.
90% chance of CS. The last time I played it, I felt like never playing the game again, so yeah.
Mentally, that's where I'm at. The last time I was there, I went back and popped off,
but now I'm back in the state of I don't know if I want to ever play again.
Yeah. You said that a hundred times. I know. Welcome to the competitive queue, buddy. This
should be relatable. Hello Noah. A pacific submarine station.
Exactly like he's never played a game like this. Miners dug too deep and may have uncovered
something they weren't meant to find.
Where did we get this suit at?
With some kind of ocean...
Oh wait yo, this game has a demo?
Oh wait, I wish listed this game.
Didn't this actually look sick?
I would actually try the demo for this game.
Oh shit, man.
I think some demos are coming out a little early
Welcome to pit station Noah.
What the hell happened here?
Bringing me to where you are.
Yeah, this one's one of the ones.
It doesn't feel right.
Yeah, this is one of those games I need to play the demo and then I'll know if I'm gonna
It looks like it could be good.
It looks like it could be good.
It could be good, yeah.
I
Played this for an hour. All right, let me sell I'll try the demo for this
Let me see
Hello, no
Hello, let me see let me see
Check out void Ling bound
June 9th. Some more Super Battlegolf?
Yeah, that game's been pretty fun.
So you make different creatures and you can battle with them?
Why not, man?
Why not, dude?
Yo, you try out this demo and tell me if it's good.
That's where I met with that, that game.
You try it and report back.
Okay?
Okay.
Report back in 20 minutes, okay?
New Placid Plastic.
Oh.
Wait, what are we talking about, bro?
Oh, was that the other one?
That was kinda cool, man.
I don't know if I'm gonna play that.
And Fronto?
Is this like backpack battles?
The one I played where you have like a bunch of toys that fight each other was so good.
I'm surprised it didn't do better.
I think this genre is still a niche, so there's a lot of people trying to make games like
them, but the people who play them, it's not like a massive audience.
No, this is a backpack battle style.
Yeah, there's a decent amount of them, too.
I forgot which one I'm talking about, I played it on a sub-sunder, and it was
actually pretty good.
to the game three. I played a little bit of it. Yeah, Toy Smash Kaboom. It was like actually
a well made game. I mean I guess so. In motion with backpack battles it was cool. I guess
the only thing is the characters were a little whatever but the actual it was it wasn't bad
check out tiny rogues
The way of the hunter too has a demo.
soft frog squad hello welcome a player with frog squad wait a minute for two to eight players
and you're all frogs you live in a swamp and this is your king obviously he needs food and it's your
job every day to get on this little frog boat with the frog captain and take a ride into the sewer
together the food. It's not as simple as it sounds though because in the sewer are lots of obstacles,
monsters, puzzles, and platforming challenges that will make it slightly more difficult to get the
amount of food that the king needs. You know, it's completely helpless though because as a frog
you can use your tongue. You can use it to swing around the sewers, lick your friends,
catapult each other, drag things around. Basically the game has physics so there's all kinds of
different ways to solve the different problems that you will encounter. And every time you play,
the sewer is different so you'll always have to be thinking on your toes. Wait, the frogs have
toes? Anyway once you have all the food gathered back in the boat, you go back to the swamp
and feed the swamp king and then the next day he's even more hungry so you need to go back in again
anyway the demo yeah this is like the game we played yesterday but like a more digestible version
up to eight players only because it's up to eight players it could be funny seeing eight frogs
trying to feed a big frog. Okay. All right. Only because it's eight frogs. If it was four
frogs, eight frogs is not friend slop. Okay, it's like community slop.
Four, it's like, come on. Eight. All right. 16. It's a party. Yeah, like the golf game, it's just
like a 16 random people. Yeah, I'm gonna check that out. Eight is not a bad number. Or it
depends on the game. Planet of Lana too. Bro, I thought this game came out already. I swear
I played the demo and the game was very beautiful looking. Oh wait, did I play the first one?
I played the first one for an hour exactly.
There wait, this game has a sequel.
I don't I don't remember seeing.
They actually made a sequel of this game.
I'm waiting for the Steve Maxfest to start in five minutes to download even more demos.
You had the exact same reaction to the trailer show at the game show?
Oh really?
I played the first game for an hour.
I don't know why I stopped playing it, there must have been a reason.
I think it was, like, alright.
Cause it was sub-Sunday?
Yeah, but if I really like a game, I'll continue playing it more than an hour.
a big game.
That is the, if we're talking, if I'm scrolling left or right with a stick,
I think Goldman's gonna be,
this game is probably gonna do well, do well too, but that game was insane looking.
There's an active matter demo. Oh really? This game's on Steam? Oh wait, it is. I wish listed it.
Last time I played it, I had to go and download it off their website.
This game was weird, bro.
It was like, actually, anyone here play this?
It had some good elements that looked really good, too.
It was an interesting game, but then it was also kind of potato at the same time.
they almost maybe have something but it's not quite there. That was my impression when I played it.
I remember running in the game it had like a cool perspective feel to it but
the actual gameplay was a little odd and then I was like all right I'm all good.
But now that this is on steam, that's cool. Sleeping with the fish.
You're an intern and you battle a chaotic email.
This guy wants to play work the game.
Wait, is this like a greed?
Wait, hold on, no.
Is it?
You know, that game...
Oh, it looked like at the end you can fail.
Because there's a...
You have to get to the end.
Check out NPC Simulator Demo.
Dude, finally something you can relate to.
Hold on, let me see here.
I'm not really...
This is where I am.
Holy fuck, this looks bad!
Damn, you gotta make the quests?
oh my god why not man why not why not dude oh yeah it's one o'clock where's
the banner gaben doesn't it usually banner
What the hell is this game, Dunderbeck, what is Dunderbeck?
Dunderbeck is extremely unique and disgusting, but unique nonetheless.
You got to clean up the city by beating shit out of everything and eating everything.
You're just a dude, you just walk across, you beat the shit out of things, you collect
their dead bodies, you crack them into meat that you eat.
Everything can be used as a weapon, everything can be eaten.
That's the game.
It's a backpack simulator as well.
very disturbing yes I agree but I mean it's it's unique but like yeah this is
such an honest honest dev trailer unfortunately they made me play with a
controller and that was the most infuriating part of the game but aside
from that oh wait I think he's never has not a death
like I didn't not play that wait a keyboard
which would have been which which pretty much makes this game playable
because this was a backpack simulator and keyboard and mouse is probably the
the best way to play the game um but yeah it looks interesting
It's cohesive in terms of art style and whatnot.
It's very unique, it's very unique.
If it wasn't for discussion, I'd probably play it.
In a weird way, this game looks like it could be decent.
Someone try that chat, is this good?
It kinda looks like it could be something that works well.
Yeah, where's the banner at?
All right, we made it to the Fest.
You have to go so far.
Alright, let me see here.
Can you say can you sort by new?
Can you sort by the like the newest demos, baby?
Oh, vampire crawlers has a demo.
1348 Voto.
Yeah, that game dropped the ball, dude.
The next game from Vampire Survivors has a demo.
Holy moly, did Ponkle pull it off?
I will actually probably try that first.
Bomberball.
November 28th to 2025, but there's a demo.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh
Bailow
Bailow in frill
Sure man sure
Uh, were we out here type casual english genre
uh players what is players oh multiplayer dude i don't even know which one i'm not gonna look at all
these dude i need this i need a couple of them shaking hands this is a game about shaking hands
oh wait no oh god oh god wait this is serious i thought it was just like a one be one you just
to queue up and shake the other player's hand.
This is serious.
okay
bergen
space potato studios
Giggles, Neon Dodge, Blackout Arena.
Coming soon.
Why is this here, but there's no demo.
Beta release now live.
This game looks familiar. I never wish this looked familiar. I'll try it. I remember looking
at this game. Excuse me. The last Keeper demo. I think Steve might be dying a little bit.
I do not have this game wish listed.
Uh oh.
I played a game, what was that one lighthouse game that was actually not that bad?
I wouldn't play the demo of this, I would wishlist it and play it when it comes out.
It looks like it's inherently going to be a short game.
Is this demo just button broken?
Do I have to restart Steam?
It doesn't let me download it.
Why am I here?
Let me see what I see.
I think this is like the kingdom, right?
Or that one game where you build.
It looks like it could be decent.
Yeah, Kingdom 2 crowns.
All done.
Don't look at me, buddy. I don't know either.
Despite the cold, despite the hunger, you're still here.
Ten days, I finally caught something.
Why am I here?
If I can live through this winter why am I here this is a maybe this big maybe big maybe microwave
simulator do you just microwave stuff the whole game this one there's two an
absurd sandbox where you put random objects in the oven and see what happens
but it's a microwave simulator is this the right game
Oh, you're alive.
Okay.
Well, that's a game, sure.
That's kind of hilarious though. That's kind of funny.
I got two demos right now. I got two demos boys. Vampire Crawlers. Oh Frog Squad, Cthulhu.
Oh wait, and Spider Roulette and Archiron. Oh wait, that's for later.
What was that again? Artemis? What was it called?
I played the replaced demo.
It was decent. Armitus.
60 gigs, buddy. 60 gigs.
Come on, man. Come on, dude.
What are we doing here?
You're literally a gun, though.
Oh wait, do I have Darwin paradox? I was gonna play it and never did.
I do have that, yes.
What is this dude? Suez Canal Training Simulator?
Command colossal container ships that can turn on a dime.
as you expertly maneuver colossal ships through intricately engineered waterways.
Every voyage demands steady hands, meticulous planning, and impeccable timing.
Strategically upgrade your vessel's performance, enhancing stability and fine-tuning handling
to perfection. Navigate effortlessly, ensuring every container reaches its destination safely
and security. Expand your fleet responsibly. Choosing vessels perfectly suited to the delicate
art of global shipping. Remember, at sea, every new counts, one small misstep can disrupt
the entire supply chain. Are you ready to captain the flawless flow of international travel?
Oh my god dude, they added AI at the end dude. This is like version point whatever bro,
This is old
Devs I'm telling you some of these games man some of these indie devs shoot themselves in the foot
It's like yo, I finished 90% of 95% of this game. Let me add 5% AI
And then that's the only thing people see
No, that was unnecessary
It looked like it was decent and tell that, that it was like, what are we doing here, bro?
What are we doing here?
Embrace it.
Yeah.
A truck full demo.
I saw this.
part of the 1% that cares about it? You think so? Most people don't care.
Will follow the light. I have this game wish listed. There's a demo here.
Oh yeah this game actually looked this is kind of like Cthulhu.
I
Yeah, this looks like it could be decent.
Um, interesting, this is like Cthulhu, maybe I'll try the demo.
Both these games, I try the demo and it will determine if I will keep on my wishlist.
Hold on.
Oh, it's not letting me download.
Um, I played 1348xVoto.
The problem wasn't the protagonist.
The problem was the game was potato, mechanically, but impressingly.
Nananananana...
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-da-da...
Ba-da-ba-da-da-da...
Ritter and Rotlin.
someone actually made 10 cent sword
Yeah, looks like it could be good, man.
The music's insane.
Oh, shit, he survived.
I play this, I try it out, hurdy-gurdy games, hurdy-gurdy games.
Alright, let's see.
Alright, I got less than two hours until I'm switching over to, um, what is this, deadliest
pigeon?
I got a little more here.
Deadliest Pigeon.
There's that string on him.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Understandable.
understandable bird wick watch this demo dive or die oh I saw that that one has a demo
that game actually looked pretty cool you might need to wait until a couple more come
I'm out here dripped survivors.
Wait, there's a drifting game and it's a vampire survivors?
Dude.
Come on, man.
Oh my god, okay.
I remember when I said I was done with this sloppa.
Maybe a ma.
Maybe one ma.
It looks difficult because you have to drift in the direction of a lot of the shots.
I guess I'm over.
Maybe, maybe.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
I'm going to be chatting with you guys before I load up.
I know a guy.
I know a guy!
Run your pizza shop front and handy shady business out back.
game about shady favors. But you need a cover, right? So, it's a pizza shop sim. You start
small, stocking cheese, ordering machines, taking orders, doing all the normal pizza
shop stuff. But behind every pepperoni slice, there is a secret to burn. Sometimes you bake
pizzas. Sometimes you bake other things. We gave every shady task a satisfying story.
Dark web orders, washed evidence, questionable deliveries, all handcrafted with love, with
unique storylines for each NPC. You can explore the open-world town, talk to strange locals,
and help them with shady favors. Build your reputation as both the nicest pizza crew in town
and the worst criminals anyone knows. And now, you don't run it alone. This is fully playable in
co-op, up to four players running the same shop sharing the same mess. And yes, there is proximity
chat. This is I Know A Guy, a darkly comedic management sim with two sides, where you
You run a pizza shop up front and build your shady empire out back.
Steam page is live.
Wishlist.
I looked at it like that.
Spring ash.
I played this game's demo.
It was low guardian of the wild sky.
I already looked at that man.
All right, boys, we going, we going.
gotcha capsule shop sim no no re9 hype i know bro i know i know dude soon boys soon we will be there
soon we will be there oh the fine wine soon tm image scaling set to 200
I even bought a Porsche to anticipate the game.
No, I didn't.
I already had one.
Played RE1 HD, still great.
Tap, tap, loot.
What is tap, tap, loot?
Nice, no audio.
I don't know what is going on here.
What who linked this, bro?
Band them please.
Why is he playing in a notepad?
What is this?
Spacecraft demo.
Yeah, we're about to jump into the demos I've installed.
is getting right now. Spacecraft. I got the- I got-
It's time to clock in, Pypere. Your assignment begins aboard a company outpost. Your first
hop in an uncharted galaxy. Once you set off into space, the frontier is yours to
explore. You can go anywhere. Oh, wait, wait. Oh.
Fly to the surface together valuable resources. On your own, learn alongside fellow associates.
Oh
Do your own base
Dude actually made no man sky alpha
I mean production
and refine materials into advanced components.
This actually seems like, uh...
Why not?
That's kinda cool.
Out here, success is measured by your assets.
Expand your operations and become a high-value corporation.
It's not Star Citizen. It's not No Man's Sky.
It's not E-Ball Online, but it's kind of like it here and there.
Why not?
Alright, I'm loading up boys. Unless you guys have scoured and found some crazy shit that
I haven't seen yet. There's like 3,000 demos, so. I'm not playing another egg game. There's
There's no way.
There's no way it's as good as the one I played.
Oh, that game was a Kickstarter game it was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, bro, I have PTSD, bro, I can't.
If I ever have to move an egg like this, I will fucking die on stream, like for sure.
I don't think my body can handle another one of these games.
The dark rights of ARCA, I don't think I can.
I even know my limits.
If I have to move another shit ass egg to a ceiling, I'm...no.
Until North ends.
Until North ends.
What do we have?
Are you kidding me bro? What are we doing here? Who, who linked this?
Oh my god. Oh my god. It's, dude, it's always the same shit.
I just did this yesterday. I built a square with a crafting table.
Alright, I'm loading up guys. I'm loading up
Maybe maybe
I
Oh, this game has a demo I saw the trailer for it and it was kind of meh I wouldn't I don't know if this game is actually good chat one of you guys try this rug cleaning simulator oh my god have we finally made it oh my god
Tell me you consulted the YouTubers who do this.
Who made this?
They didn't understand the assignment.
Oh, my God.
All right, you know what someone will look at this realize there's an audience and be like what the hell is this and then some guys gonna pop off and make it actual a good one
but I respect it it exists all right I said we load up Chatham there's nothing
exceptional I don't see anything exceptional just yet bones and coins
Did I play this
Did I play this
Wait, no I did it I played a game like this looks like it's actually kind of satisfying I played the game where it was or
It actually looks like it could be kind of fun.
It could be.
It could be.
It could be.
Hi, we're going.
I'm loading up.
I'm loading up.
Ocean side whispers what are we doing here bro are you just like making a house in the
in the middle of the ocean.
Gloomvale.
All right, this guy's linking me weed games now.
All right, I'm loading up, boys.
We are not on the same page.
Regret, hold on, what's Regret?
Yeah, Bongo's, Bontos or whatever was a great one.
Bongo's, Binted, Bongo's?
Collect as many points as possible to reduce the size of your sector on the wheel.
Collect as many points as possible to reduce the size of your sector on the wheel.
The smaller the sector, the better chances to stay in the game.
Well, you all got what you deserved.
Maybe. Oh yeah, I forgot to check this out. This is kind of cool. The eyes of the criminal
and Batman's hunting you?
I guess in theory it would be good but you know
I'm sorry.
Thank you for saving me.
I've been waiting for you.
Where's my bag?
Why can't you see?
Okay, let's get out of here.
Where are we going?
I don't know, bro. I can't see anything.
I don't know.
What?
as long as they don't show Batman they won't get sued what if they just show
his outline for 5 seconds.
conceptually this game could be like kind of funny and cool like you're you're
the criminal and then bat of Batman AI is hunting you well like it needs to be
pulled off really well
Yeah like it could be I like the idea I like the idea brah I like the idea all right let's see
all right first demo we're gonna start with this one let me see what we have here
This is either going to be the game of the year or not.
Alright, who's playing this?
Play and before IP.
And before IP.
Oh, are there any randoms playing this?
Oh, that's the only way to play.
Oh wait, this is a full game, isn't it?
Oh yeah, this isn't a demo actually, this game's out.
That sucks, that's the only way to play this game.
There's no random queue.
Come on, I'm gonna go to the demos then. I think those are sport players.
What?
What the hell are you telling me? Yo, what?
There's no demo for it.
Anyone out there?
Anyone out there?
Even one guy put up this game is actually insane
Now matchmaking is wild though releasing this and it's like going and expecting its full lobby
All right, whatever let's see Alfie, let's see
What if this is actually good, and we did they just need a patch
Welcome players it is time to hide your spiders
So let me come to hide a spider
But don't forget where you've hit them
You don't want to fall for your own master plan
Okay, I think those are good right there
in the circumstance that some spine is at least under the same count.
I have personally given them a new spot.
I was about to join go back.
All right.
Hold on.
Let's reset.
Let's reset.
All right.
Last time.
Oh, whoops.
Yeah.
Last time.
Because it's four players.
Yeah.
Just don't look at the screen.
It's just, this might just be your playing with
red cups and everybody hides it and if one hits you it's GG which is then kind of
like a potato concept because then it's just like super basic I don't know
what just happened it started it and then apparently you guys went in but not
me I hit the quip button I hit quit I hit start and it didn't load I hit quit
Welcome players. It is time to hide your spiders.
Oh, there's way more cats.
Alright, hold on.
Don't forget where you've hid them.
After all, you don't want to fall for your own master plan, do you?
Alright, I got mine. Hold up.
In the circumstance that some
You get the choice between just flipping a cup or a player has chosen to check under a cop
Oh, yeah, this guy is going. No, there is no spider. This guy knows. He has two hours
And they ask the refund bro relax. We'll make it
What does the pack give you?
Skip turn. Oh, those are actually good
Why would you not get a pack and then skip the turn because you pick the pack?
Oh, that's why oh you're screwed dude
JJ Baloo.
Okay.
Is that it?
Easy.
Disadvantages.
Let me win, Ro.
Okay.
Okay
Is that it?
Let me win real quick boys, and then we'll next game it
Check under oh my god, that's horrible
What if he gets
Oh, so this could just straight kill him?
No way.
Wow, you're lucky dude, you're lucky.
I know, honestly the cup actually seems better, but oh my god.
boys you can do it three you can do it three
oh my god man
oh
that's not good dude
Okay.
Yeah, it's alright.
It's okay.
Wait, did he find his?
Oh, it scares you.
the pressure. 57% I'm gonna I'm gonna
gamba here. Select an area of nine
connect the cops. See how many spiders are hidden? Other players can also see
this number. Oh really? Oh my god. Oh my.
Oh
Host rigged
All right, this guy's just going man, he's just going
Let me just see pimple wins and then we'll get we'll next game it
The Spiders took him all the middle the middle no balls go middle clear the middle
That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, no.
Damn, all my spiders have been where I am.
Actually, I think I have one more spider
Rip
I'm gonna I'm trying to win this
There's nothing there good luck man good luck
Are you gonna go for the pack dude?
Why would you why would you do that?
The cup is way better in this circumstance.
Yeah, they're just trying to get rid of the game.
It is your turn, what are you going to do?
Fine, check under cover another player, oh my god, you're the only one.
I think this one has one.
Wow.
He's trying to clutch.
He's trying to clutch.
that's it that's all that happens
What if we both survive? Unless for sure there's four spiders left.
That's one.
That's not good. That's not good. That wasn't that scary. The Granted Spider was scarier.
Some of you guys shake your pants though.
Are you serious?
No way!
I think I still-
Oh, why me?
Why that dude to me?
I'm just chilling here.
Oh my god.
GG man, GG.
I have to flip it back.
I
Choked bro, I choke it was I brother. It was I brother. It was okay
um let's see if vampire crawlers this is the new game from vampire um survivor
dead. Did they do it? Did they do it? Oh, they just throw you right in. They throw you
right in under development. Oh, you have to actually get the XP. I'm trying to figure
out what is that. Play cards in ascending mana cost order for a combo multiplier. Oh.
They already are, so I have the multiplier times two.
Oh I see, so you can actually turn and break different objects.
Yu-Gi-Oh! survivors!
Oh, there's a second wave
This combo I have is really good. Can I go back and break stuff?
I'll knock back prevents enemies from attacking next turn. Oh, it does was to work. Oh, yeah, it does. Wait, this is actually so strong
You'll 10% more damage. Oh, yeah, this Q&E
What is this?
Plus one mana.
Oh that cop, ah perp one card seems kind of shitty but.
I feel like this is the best way to do it every time to zero one and now I can actually
These are literally the vampire survivors devs's new game.
It's not, so yes there's going to be similarities.
60 damage burns enemies after this turn free
They copy their own game
Do I get the combo in ascending order does this combo
Oh, it resets it.
Because it has to be a- oh yeah, it does reset it, lol.
No, it's not even worth using it.
Because you have to combo 0-1-2.
What is this a new character?
Antonio!
Whoa, Town Hall?
Oh, now you unlocked the options.
Now you may change the resolution.
Now you may change the resolution.
World map? Unlocks. Town hall.
Oh, this is... oh, I see okay.
Play the game and you get new stuff.
Well, Mith, Mad Forest? Village?
I think the village is where I was. Mad Forest.
Oh, and this is going back, sure.
Very final fantasy.
Alright, now the game actually starts.
Some things you can break, so you want to just like run into walls.
I don't think anything broke there, unless this does.
Add four armor, crawler, crawler deals some more damage when a red card is played.
What?
What?
Yeah, this guy sucks.
It is zero though.
Wait, I don't even do anything.
Do I keep the...
What? I don't even do anything.
Nning nong nning nong nong nong nong!
Oh shit!
magic wand I'm gonna do a full zero mana build
ow oh it also is only one day okay nice
Oh, new mobs.
I'm not sure what coins are for yet.
You keep Spinach buff?
Check Upper Loctin' Battle.
Oh, does the Spinach buff stay the whole round?
Oh yeah, you're right it does.
It does.
Oh yeah.
King Bible was so strong.
Especially because it's 50 damage, ALE.
Stick random stuff.
I would say here 11 to all do you know how much HP they have no wait this guy
has 10 armor oh there's the boss over there okay so this thing I'm gonna take
Take five damage.
Ow.
Now four damage.
But we're good.
Now why not just constantly AoE, or constantly needing to deal with AoE targets?
Ow.
All right boss fight nice we got heels
Boss fight just waves of enemies
Nice double king Bible
How much for damage oh here's the boss 120
You got shit on bro
I'm a natural I'm a natural
I'm a natural bro. Give me another Bible. Oh a shovel. Oh! What is this? Unlock the
mode to add gems to cards, find gems in chests or when leveling up.
What do we get hits twice as hard? Oh my god cash out. Oh my god. I could make it so this
is insane or make it so one of these is insane. I'm gonna make it I'm gonna make it so the
This is just crazy damage.
Let's go around.
What?
That did no damage.
They're all so low.
and
and it
and it's
, we have here for this down
Oh nice, full HP. What is this?
Ooh! More mana.
Or not. What?
Was that not a plus one?
for some reason I thought I had three already but it was the other I thought
I had three already I'm tripping all right I already got the most insane
build I'm just gonna stack these but I guess yeah I'm gonna stack them if I
get three of those I'm gonna farm I see why you could just rush the boss but
I
Was there any loot over here I think this is actually a pretty cool game
It's not going to be as successful as Vam Survivor, but this game, it's satisfying to play.
Okay, ooh, um, oh yeah, this is annihilation.
Nice. That's why I saved that.
I know, dude. I'm crazy. You thought you were gonna kill me, man?
You thought you were gonna kill me, bro?
Oh, god, he actually might.
Nope 80% the spinach is so strong
Knives honestly anything that does a we seems amazing in this game. Oh
My god, what is this the holy chest?
You're kidding dude double double Bible
Double times two
So I wonder when I can leave and go to the town.
Maybe when I die I go to the town or I hit cash out.
Oh god, there's goblins.
Mashed.
Oh.
Oh.
That was satisfying.
Oh!
Whoa
That was satisfying
This build's very strong
All right, I need a turkey
And stop it off!
Into another one!
Very nice.
If I get one more mana, oh my.
Wait, did I miss that chest over here?
Oh my god, who is- oh, whoops.
I shouldn't have come here.
Uh oh.
Oh, so the red means they're gonna die.
Okay, yeah, see, the red means they're gonna die.
Yeah.
Oh, that's super elite.
Ah, oh, he hurts.
Okay.
Goddamn.
Wait.
75?
So you can get a card that does more base damage.
Because that was way more base damage.
That was draws a card increases amount stat.
Hits.
Draws a card increases amount stat.
Ooh, that's satisfying.
But you can't put it on a double.
Why not make it so you play this and it draws a card?
True, maybe you give it to the zero whips.
I
Very nice, so we have here
Oh
Oh, shit. I need HP.
Well, look how you dig that. I guess not.
I needed that times too earlier.
There's got to be some HP around here.
I see nothing to break.
Okay, high chance of death.
But, maybe I'll get lucky.
Oh, these are horrible cards.
Come on, man, I'm gonna take one hit.
Oh, okay, it's 10 HP.
It's 10 HP.
Early spinach.
minus four
extra spinosh
That was nice.
How much damage?
Seven hits?
Okay.
Oh my.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Oh, I should have done zero for it.
Can I retract the card?
No?
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Adds armor.
Oh, wait, like straight up adds armor?
Really?
What do I add this to why not just throw it into this like a double card the knife
this build is so ass as I'm on floor three buddy you've never even seen this floor
Oh, so this card gives me three armor on full, which is pretty strong.
I'm about to one-tap beat the demo.
They thought on average most players take four attempts to beat the demo.
I
Moria we
Yeah, man
Oh, this is gonna hurt. Oh God
I
Actually even though I say I'm probably gonna die I
Need gives HP increase might increase area stat. I don't even know what that is
What even is might what is area
I'll take armor because I'm hurting badly I
Need survival
Survival mode
Oh knight armor
Yeah, this would be a great steam deck game I mean
For sure.
Alright, one hit.
Alright, we're good, we're good.
Very nice.
Very, very nice.
Nope, give me another armor.
I need any everything to protect me right now
I'm going to take that damage.
Why don't you must have a turkey?
Oh, this, oh my God, that was the worst.
I I regret this. I don't think it's worth grinding all this. He has the potential turkey right
there. I'm dead boys. I'm dead.
Soak over!
Alright, that took no damage.
Armor saved me.
Oh!
Eve!
I could kill this guy and level up or just go to the boss with, uh, 26 HP.
I think I just gotta go to the boss. Or I level up once. Uh oh. Okay, I can tank this.
I'm not going to take all the architectures, ooh.
Baby let's take that.
Okay, okay.
Here we go.
Moment of truth.
okay okay here we go moment of truth oh shit
whoa
what how
9 armor, 9 armor, we're building, we're building, we're building, ow never mind, I'll armor
forgot. Okay, okay. Nice. Clean. Oh, no.
I can tank it.
Dude, no armor and he hits me for 12.
How do you joke?
How do you joke me?
120 armor, by the way.
Oh my god, it's 9, there was 2 shots.
Oh my god, the build!
Dude.
I wonder if that means it's literally a gold stat, but double damage is so strong.
Double damage is so strong.
Double damage build.
It does say normal.
I have 4 HP, I think I should leave.
Oh, okay.
He agrees.
He agrees.
That's how you one-tap the demo, boys.
That's how you one-tap the demo.
Get me!
Crawlers.
Oh, these here are everybody you can buy to play.
World map power-ups.
Oh, you can buy the power-ups.
Kill 1 HP after each encounter, reroll choices.
More XP.
Max health.
More damage.
Let's go damage for health.
Everything I unlock.
Yeah man, this game seems like it's pretty cool.
I think it will be big when it comes out.
That was a nice little demo.
I could continue playing, but I just hit the end of it until there's more,
but that was nice bra.
I'm down for that.
That'll be good.
That'll be very, very nice.
That looks very nice, buddy.
Buddy.
All right, hold on, I got another one here.
Where is the game that I, okay, this was 60 gigs.
This was 60 gigs.
The point that I need to uninstall this if it's bad
Okay, you get a demo out here boys
You get a demo here bigger than games released on season 10
You already know what I saw that day
Seven years ago and the veil tore open and the worthy okay
Can you still hear their screams?
Rattling like a Thedral Wars.
Like little melodies for the left behind.
What are you?
Really?
Why have you come?
No.
Not the right questions.
N'rali says that anything can be found by the fire of faith, but what if the thing we're looking for isn't just lost?
What if it's gone?
Okay.
Traveler, here is this 9mm. You are a guard, but we still need a gun.
For millennia, our secret institution, Biometers, has protected this mortal plane from threats
of a cosmic kind. But here, at the end of the world, we must fight for ourselves, to
escape the apocalypse and to prove worthy of an audience with God.
In our right hand, a warrior from an unknown realm clad in the armor of our people, in
our hearts, faith ever incandescent, despite being crutching dark. With these tools, we
will forge a path through a Paris long decade, and we will reach the Sunless Gate. And there,
In his glory, our King will welcome us home.
Hold on, hold on.
Do you want me to go up there and shoot things and then God will accept us?
Yes, precisely.
to death then again and again through dreams unending to an undying sphere and the celestial
have a somebody who talks to you in the damn ear and knowing his shit hopefully the scam
isn't like that it's like we want a player to not feel alone in the world so you have
You have an airplane and they always make sure and talk to you.
Pro, no.
Uh, let me see.
All right, what do we have here?
I don't have the L-A-D-N-O-N-O.
Bro, what am I using? Anti-Lag?
You use Anti-Lag?
What's better FSR
All right, what is this game?
Melee weak point damage
Blessings. This is a roguelike, isn't it?
Oh my god.
It is, it's, it's, I'm getting a shit FDS right now. I am.
I am in need.
Okay.
I wonder if you have to look around for gear or you just kind of go to the next section.
Leap high into the air, slow time around you.
I got a meteor punch.
All right, good thing is after I said that,
she doesn't seem like she's annoying.
You know, in a weird way,
this game reminds me of Remnant.
Or not Remnant, Returnal.
but like... yeah, not as cook.
Empower weapon and Alt-fire empower celestial abilities.
Yeah, Otto did it.
Ah!
I don't think you loot stuff, I thought you did, but I actually don't think you do.
This is blue stuff.
Ah, whatever that currency.
Ah.
Oh, it's like these weird clay preachers
Another upgrade? Critical explosions. Bullets explode when they hit a weak point, okay.
I noticed you've been kicking ass, so let's make it easier.
I'm gonna power up your exalted armor, making the warrior stronger with passive bonuses.
So all of these are just going in and getting bonuses.
So I got an upgrade there.
Is the head the weak spot?
Yeah, I think the heads are weak spots, right?
These streets you've been down the many times before always pushing
Bro, are you another upgrade really?
Sure, give me another heel
Two heals.
A currency?
And restoration pools.
I haven't taken any damage.
Oh, the hell?
The hell is that?
It'd be nice if all the loot absorbs to you, because the game plays so fast and so the
loot needs to go back and see if they drop any of the blue stuff.
There's like all this stuff on the map that's absorbed to you.
This mortal plane was twisted inside out. Reality came apart at the seams.
Ah.
This looks like Hellgate London remake.
Another offering from the Hounds. You are favored, warrior.
What is that? What was that?
Oh, I got what I want. Yep.
You had a power passive, slowing demons and enemies to attack slow you through them?
I might have been in a red chamber that I just missed.
I'll activate Slo-Wing Demons.
Can you give me an extended mag?
I need an extended mag, Prey G!
I think this game I don't know how much this game is gonna be like if this game's like
15 bucks? Why not?
But like the sound design in the game feels plastic, it feels a little Unreal Engine-y plastic-y
and it feels like just like a less-cooked Returnal.
3 sequential melee combo while we're going to launch Divine Bolts.
Yeah, I'm just going to make it so the left flick is insanely powerful.
Upgrades and consumables.
What the fuck was that?
I think Soros is going to be good.
The thing is, Return of the Devs are really good at gameplay, and the music is really good.
The story was always alright, but the actual gameplay was really good.
I hope they do more tower stuff in the new game.
There's seros, whatever it's called.
Climbing the tower in Return was really fun.
2 of 3?
I
Alright what do we get here?
Trick shot
Firearm damage slam size
Never use trick shot and more damage. Left click build.
Left click, empower weapons. Left click.
Okay, it's a bit of a little bit of a buff that you keep skipping, is it?
Is it a blow?
Wow, those died fast.
that's an important thing
Yeah, I was doing it hard mode where you don't get any of those statues
We're slowly turning into an LMG
Was that purple statue at the end of every level?
Or is it a random?
there's now there's not one here is there always one you got to find
in next stage yeah this is a demo
I'm not buffing my melee at all.
I'm 50-50 on this demo right now.
It's okay.
The first time your magazine deals 200% damage
Why not I think it's it's kind of fun because of the pace of it
Face off with a threatening enemy for a powerful reward
Greater demon
All boss fight
The sold demo release to bro, you got to be more specific. What do you mean sold demo?
I don't know if I can make him hit a wall the last time.
The hell is this?
I think it needs to hit.
Wait.
I look like I needed to kite him into the pillar.
Oh yeah, that's exactly what I did.
I tried doing that earlier.
This takes a lot of actually charge
Oh my god, I heard something behind me.
I know I'm not doing this correctly, but it's kind of hard to constantly make him run into shit.
It feels like an easier method.
That's on his last gun for you!
Warrior!
You don't need to!
That last warrior!
Oh my god.
We're gonna hell that looks cool
That was just the tutorial
Gothic districts
20 minutes GG. Oh, yeah, like, it's definitely like a super double A ish.
Returnal I
There's some good elements here and there some more kind of generic ish
The boss was a little too spongy
Try the Cthulhu game I can play 15 minutes of this game and then I gotta switch over to the
to the Arkaron with Shroud and Timmy.
I'll start this just to see.
I swear this game's not on, wait, no,
there's just 50 games with this.
Oh, there we go.
Mining, mining, bullwining.
Wait, what is this?
Okay, let me load up Cthulhu.
What is this game called?
Cthulhu what?
The cosmic abyss.
Okay, so we're underwater, but dealing with space stuff.
Gotcha.
Yeah, this game I wish listed the demo looked good.
Let's see.
It's a Cosmic Horror.
All right, what do we have here?
A fly.
All right, this game has potential of being worth beating.
A beech.
I think I'm going to be taking Wednesday off because Marathon's on Thursday and then Friday.
Resident Evil.
Investigation exploration.
Ask your AI for help.
Your personal in-game AI for additional queues, please.
Brother.
Brother!
It could be funny, bro.
Hey, I slop!
That just shows there's seven chapters at the end of the game.
The loading screen just showed seven chapters.
Watch out!
Another poor soul claimed by the river all we've come across our carcasses and tree trunks
Why didn't may evacuate like everyone else on the river? I don't know
It's been over a month since she last reported
Subtitle death for a researcher
Row on it than everybody he made the the subtitles
Oh, this is- Elsa, it's 2053, okay?
AI is my family now, okay? How dare you?
The house... it's still standing.
Bring us in as close as you can.
Wow.
I don't want to do this.
I'm dead.
Oh, you can't jump into the water.
Mae, it's Elsa.
Are you there?
I have no shadow. Maybe I'm the cosmic horror.
Come on, May. Pick up!
Observation. Pondid's facthalum.
Okay. I butchered that.
You used to talk to the key about your surroundings.
It's the third time the river's flooded in the past two years.
The entire eastern seaboard has seen increased flooding in recent years.
Climate models predict this will continue.
On the path.
Jesus.
We're in...
Oh, damn it.
Flashlight?
Ssssssshhh.
Brie, I'm not reading that, Brie.
I'm not reading that.
Mmmmmm.
May! You there?
Mmmmmm.
Still a battery in the phone.
Mmmmmm.
Mmmmmm.
Mmmmmm.
May?
May no, it's Noah. She left her phone here. Copy that still waiting downstairs. Okay
Okay
Hmm
She's not upstairs
What do we do may has to be here
I don't know Elsa, I'm sorry, but this looks really...
Her research pad?
Elsa is a laptop.
I'm going to find out what she was working on.
Mila may could still be alive.
A research pad.
So this game, you have to search for clues
to figure out what happened.
Oh, I see.
So you're just looking then.
feels like a part of a larger hole.
Hey, I solved this, ma'am.
What the hell is this?
Elsa, there are dozens of pages on the wall.
And it doesn't look random.
OK, there's another one here.
Oh, I have to solve it first.
I don't know where this is going.
I got to get all the pages first.
Okay, that's clearly wrong.
Oh, so I don't rotate it, examine place.
Yeah, I can't really rotate it. I just move it.
It's weird. That looks like it connects, but then you can't rotate this page around.
Uh, maybe they're not ready yet, I don't know.
Wait, this looks like it's right, potentially.
What do you, what do you mean, dude, it doesn't, oh wait, it is right, it is right, it is.
Oh my god, it is.
Ugh, that foul.
Unfortunately, in my current iteration, I cannot process self-factory input.
You should be grateful for that.
Okay. What do we have here?
That doesn't sound good.
Dude, this is for the gamer that loves reading shit in their video games.
This tech is ancient.
I scanned its magnetic tape. The recording is now available should you wish to consult it.
I'm a thight!
I don't hate reading. I just don't like reading mid things.
What the hell is this?
That appears to be...
Even though I read Twitch chat all day.
That's a face. It's not human.
Please elaborate.
It's... I don't know. I can't explain it. It's just a gut feeling.
It could be laziness.
You know what?
A LOT OF GAMES HAVE A LOT OF SLOP IN THEIR DIALOGUE.
Okay, let's be real here. They do.
Am I really gonna read all this bullshit for something stupid as fuck?
Like...
It is laziness, sure, but I don't feel like fucking reading some bullshit.
I'm gonna, like, read it and I wanna be fully interested.
Not like some fucking sloppy-doppy story with a bunch of filler shit
just to extend some shit to push the story time further and stuff.
It might be a good idea to go see what Elsa has found.
Do that.
It needs to be worth reading.
It needs to be worth it.
Um, I guess I gotta go talk to me, Elsa.
May was the anthropology chair at Miss Katana University for the last three years, but that changed a few months ago
She dropped off the face of the earth the school sent emails
All right, I gotta go. I will I can just tell that game this game is like very is okay
It wasn't the style I was looking at and then they throw so much text at you
So I don't the game seems mid
But then you throw so much text at me that I don't want to read a bunch of text out of a mid game
I want to play the mid game
But it's not worth it.
Plus I got other shit I got to do right now anyways.
I will ban you and you guys can play it.
You can play it and then read all the notes and then tell me.
All right. In your band message,
tell me what you learned.
No, no, no, no.
Let me see here, let me see here, let me see here.
I'll send you a word essay on the game, it's a demo, you can play it man.
Alright chat, we're jumping into a little sponsored segment for a game called Ark-A-R-On,
which is Shroud and Timmy checking out Ark-A-R-On, exclamation point Ark-A-R-On, anyone can play
this right now. It's actually live on their as a demo. Let me see. There's a panel down
below as well. Okay, let me get into discord. Oh boy, I haven't loaded this up in a while.
I have not loaded this up in a while.
Discount.
Where are they?
Where is it? Right here.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Just maybe try to
ask for my ID.
This court chill.
Brother.
Yeah, one sec chat. One sec while this loads.
you
All right, let's see what this is while it loads.
Yo, what up?
Can you guys hear me?
Yo, how are you guys?
Good, how are you?
Pretty good, I'm just going through the initial loading.
You guys tried this out yet?
Yes, sir.
We played a decent bit the other day.
Okay, we got the tech. We got you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'll play whatever support role if that's the thing I have no idea right now what I'm getting into
Well, it just got so quiet
Oh probably because my audio just went to shit
you
you
Alright, I'm going to skip the tutorial then.
you guys are my tutorial
you
you
All right, I'm going to throw us in a training chest for a quick second.
pull us all in so you can at least understand the general flow of the game so we can get a little confused
okay with no tutorial but it's really it's really easy just gotta pick up items and then you
left click right click right click get stronger yeah okay so this is the training range so how
this works is you have the four abilities at the bottom okay and they're all associated
to something crown necklace weapon weapon over here these are all the items in the game and they kind of are in sets
Oh, I see you collect the two set you get a bonus if you collect a four set you get an extra button
Which is your axe which is an alt so you want to go for the port for stack for set piece
Boys, my bad. I can't hear you again. I got to restart my computer. I don't know what happened. I need a hard restart. I need two minutes.
My B.
Hold up. Hold up. I need to restart. Oh my God. Five minute restart windows. What are we doing, bro? Who designed this OS?
Everything is dying right now.
Oh my god.
Everything is literally my audio is up in the air. It is dying right now.
Oh my.
That's unfortunate.
Hold up, Windows update was, I have, I can't do anything else. I have to.
The audio is completely broken right now.
They can do a game without me. It's okay.
Hopefully the five minutes actually two minutes.
No, no, no, no, I need to restart.
All right, give it a sick.
I should have muted on the other end.
This seems like a two second restart actually
Wait, can you guys still hear me chat
Hold up hold up
Come on, easy restart, easy restart.
Okay.
All right, hopefully, oh, we're going again.
Well, the 100% is the biggest lie.
Chat, this is a good time to exclamation point ArcParan panel down below.
The demo is open right now.
Check it out.
Play it, feel it out, see what's going on.
Great time.
Last person to X-Men's Point.
Oh, we're back!
The Archiron is the coolest person of today.
All right, nice.
We're back, we're back.
I just needed a restart, dude.
All right, let me load up Discord. Where are you?
I'm back.
I've been gaming all day. That audio issue just happened.
All right, Windows update, update, and I'm back. Sorry guys. Sorry about that, guys.
Hello?
Oh, yeah, we're loading up, loading up, loading up.
There you go.
All right, so wait, there's set pieces.
Yeah, there's two piece to piece every set has a two piece that you can mix like two different classes together instead of going all for one because like the RNG isn't because it's a BR and you're looting and stuff you might not get every single item you want.
So you make some that shoe piece instead. Yeah, you mix and match you don't always end up with what you want. It's just not possible. You just kind of make the most out of the situation.
gotcha I'm ready let's go back to the main menu and then we'll just honestly
send it we'll rip it yeah just send it I'll learn as we go
is the initial loadings usually takes a little bit here yeah
hold up hold up hold up oh can you I mean
Me, I do.
No, no, no, my trap.
We get a we get a BR with set pieces right now.
40%.
Hold up. I kinda wanted to go into my settings and just change some stuff real quick, too.
Umm...
Potato PC. The mixer has been working for like five years. I need to switch it out.
There's something different.
Alright, nice. Accept settings. Options.
You can't hear me in-game, right?
No, we hear you. I think it reset.
Oh, okay, I'm starting to see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There we go. I'm ready whenever you guys are.
Okay.
Hmm.
Do I not see any graphic settings?
Is it just preset based on this?
Oh, okay.
All right.
How many players per match?
45.
Oh, 45?
Oh, there's...
And like the way it works is it's kind of,
it's segregated a lot of floors.
So the way the zone closes is like at some point
beacons will open up and you kind of fight
in a little like 3v3 arena, like really closed area
then it teleports you to the next floor, the people that.
Oh, the survivors?
Yeah, it's kind of in rounds.
Oh, I see, I see.
Rather than everybody clashing in the middle,
it kind of keeps, it's kind of fun.
It makes like pocket 3v3s, like little small arena fights
every time you advance to floor.
So you go to floor one and then you go to floor two
and then eventually you go to the very end,
which is just a final 3v3.
Oh nice nice. Okay.
Dude, please.
No.
Dude, that's the- was the weirdest audio bug.
hold up maybe it's better what I load in
yeah the way this works is it only opens up those circles and we can oh it's
like you spawn hmm yeah let's try to go with this one so it's fun oh it tells you
where most people are let's let you do something like
Oh, we have a lot of people on this holy shit.
Oh, uh, okay, we're a little slurred, mate.
I'm following you, Timmy, I'm scared.
Uh, yeah.
Oh, we got a sprint meter, too, so just look for chests.
Yeah, you can sprint, and then you space is to dash,
and then you're your weapon right here, there.
Oh, nice.
Great sword.
I guess I'm off on my own here.
Yeah.
Hell potions are what we found more better in shield.
So you want to keep health in your, um...
Like your hero point?
I'll keep health over the blue shield.
Yeah, and then whenever you find blue shields, like on the map, you can hold it down and consume it, like, as you pick it up.
Or as you lose your shield.
Okay, okay.
Ah, god, I love me.
Because every time you kill, I think you kill a team and you execute them.
You, um...
What's it called?
Um, like get, shield back.
oh he'll zoom when you kill I'm pretty sure it does or at least when you
execute but when you execute you're stuck in the animation so probably best
not to do in front of people gotcha
a legendary chest of boom chakas so they ran away I'm running to you
I got boom chakas yeah I'm here I'm playing I'm playing
Oh, that was a mob, huh?
Yeah, this was a mob, but the players will have, like, shield warps.
Like an R-Written?
Oh, there's a shop too.
How many of these can you buy?
Oh, three.
Okay.
Yeah, I have a two-set that makes it so I can hold more
So I have a
Nice, are you gonna execute on death? Yeah get their loot
It's also really easy to
You did it
You just go to the shop and it's like
Oh, you can switch weapons super fast too, so you can kinda like...
Nice, nice.
Point.
Oh, amulets are power-ups.
Oh, you can have two amulets.
Oh, that's where you are.
Yeah.
You want to find amulets that feels nice to actually use.
Nice.
We'll go across the bridge.
So those moms with the names, they're actually like, uh, they're like, uh, they're like,
those mobs with the names they're actually like really strong so you probably would want
to like save your dash to dodge it.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Yeah, the name of the mobs instead of the normals.
Grimim is also a mob on the map, it looks like a spread icon.
If you hold the tab you can see it, but what they're called those you can't actually
like damage or kill, they're just there to like grief.
Okay
This is right here
Amulet seems like trying to figure out all the different amulets takes a little bit of time
Lots of combos you can do
Yeah, that's what it's 40 was a 40
44 something a lot
Survive the challenge trip for extra rewards. Are you gonna do challenges to yeah, there's also a teleport over here easy
coming coming coming. We have like a timer until we need to
explore it. It'll show up in a bit but it feels like it's like
two minutes, two minutes. So right now it's coming up. Get to a beacon. Yeah, so you have a minute
thirty to get to a beacon and then you fight at the begin. There's only one beacon.
Everybody's heading here. Oh, there we go. There we go. I just loaded it.
Oh.
Okay.
Companion crown here.
Can you hold the right hollow?
You may as well pick that up.
Yeah, I don't have anything.
You got a basic.
That one you just...
Oh, there it is.
Soon as it's up, just hit it pretty much.
Oh, so the set is literally the four pieces.
It's not armor.
It's like your weapons and your...
You hit Tab and you hover over Hollow.
hollow gives you 20% more damage when fortitude fortitude is armor as long as you have armor
you'll do 20% more if you have two piece hollow everything has two piece oh yeah yeah okay
I see that on hollow okay okay and there's no shops nearby there's a chance we don't
even get anyone here so it might be free let go he's just an extra chest playing
around yeah we have time 20 seconds to just go around
uh yeah but then when there's when there's when there's zone so it ends it
in so like it's not closing oh go back go back oh so you gotta get there get
there oh god okay I'm in I'm in oh there's another team here
I'm playing. I'm wall build. I'm dead. I just left circle. Did he? Yeah. He might
Some are you left in that? Oh one guy's over here
It's a hollow staff there to me if you want
Oh, yeah
Just to this was just to
The man on top left or go to the next floor
I am understanding I have a combo for you. You can trade me your
your
Hollow the little companion
I can give you my crown actually okay. Oh, I know the loot comes with us. Yeah, it goes with us
If you're next to it. Yeah
Let me go like TV
Here
Yeah, I'm following right here. Yeah
So there's tears so this is a level three
Yeah, yeah, come take this TV here
Just get way over, yep.
Yeah, tier 3, tier 2 is always a cool down reduction, tier 3 is when you get the big
powers.
I'm going to shop, take a look.
Yep.
Healing ward.
I
Come into your damn you guys are far as hell. Oh, was there a TP over there? Oh true
You didn't mention the TP
I'm looking at the items right now
There's a key icon over there as well loot the treasure room. Oh
Yeah, one of us was supposed to pick up a key.
I'm going to attack.
How often are you guys getting vendor loops?
Does it usually work again?
It's always worth checking every vendor has different power.
Like four sets of buttons that you could have.
It's like after you're trying to really find that one item that fits your builds,
it's definitely worth running around the shops.
It's really easy to get money.
Yeah, just kill all the mobs.
It's pretty peaceful until shit hits the fan.
Yeah.
It will, it will.
Let me go to the beacons.
Yeah, beacons are usually crazy.
It's actually really fun when there's three teams and everyone's are trying to play slow.
Slow you don't want to be the first team to like initiate. Hmm. I'm gonna go down the floor
My prayer also when you use your shield you look completely lose your shield
That oracle just pick up fortitude's on the ground
And you find any shield hook it up
Yeah, if you open a chest and be sure the green chest will like spawns and
Oh, okay.
Yeah, some sort of heal.
Like right there.
You can use this on the ground?
Oh, nice.
Okay.
Mention that.
Oh.
You need two of those for full.
The time of grief challenges has begun.
My staff is a little too much.
Oh, this guy again.
No.
He still has that me earlier.
It's in here.
I
Like healing warbanger
You sit on it
So you all the healing work gives you a nice. I was only hell that you only need to heal technically
By a god pass the line and then no auto regen the rest. Oh, yeah, yeah, if you're out of combat. I see I see okay
We have
these mobs of her dropping sand loot the big mom the big mom's were dropped
like that's an shame item I see and then I know what they're called um if that
item is like every yellow that means your community's an upgrade so that they
kind of have a yellow aura on it oh so nice yes yeah all like this yellow
or a forgefire crown?
Oh no, that's just the crown look, right?
Yeah.
It's pretty obvious.
And then if you cover it, it'll literally say,
like, how do you like to pick it up?
It'll say upgrade for like, seamlessly.
Okay.
Yeah, right now, trying to learn
all the different glue on the ground
is the intimidating part.
There's so much stuff and I cannot tell
what is considered an upgrade or not,
or what's considered a set piece.
sorry it's that it's the looks kind of like the respeak in all the green on this
oh this one sure again scimitar what weapon are you guys rocking you can see
the upper oh man that means I have the up for me are you going to jump the
I jumped a little too right here so once I don't know if you're maybe you're
company that I was and then I changed it we got to go wait did I just buy it for
you and upgraded it for you yeah oh so you don't have to go
I got there we have to run through the room. Oh shit. Oh shit
Remember me boys if you use your healing box by the way, which is like that control you like
All you do it that's like pretty fast. So you want to like
One dead I think?
One dead right now?
Okay, low.
Blinded him.
One dead.
I'll do it.
Keep coming, dude.
I'll be able to keep coming back.
Come on.
Together.
They're going to come back.
No!
The Boomer, kind of lit.
Sky with those balls.
No!
Come on, man!
Okay, that gets...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Light it up.
I'll get the battery.
Oh, yep.
One full blow, one full blow.
I did it, I did it.
Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, Mike.
I got him right here. I'm right here. I picked up my loot.
Oh my god. That was a good one.
Do you like that? I pulled on the shotgun right there.
Yeah.
Oh yeah. Shit. Shit, Joe's.
That was sick
What are you guys looking at to identify what is this set piece right now?
Colors oh, it's literally just the color match like right red is same set
Yeah, there are some there are some that are like close in color like double purple double blue. So you kind of have to like
Oh my god.
Oh, you dropped a nice loot.
I accept the quest, Spongebob. Check the shop again. Someone's using charge rings, those
are really really good, I upgraded them. Obviously, they're very good. Ralthyx is slow, when you
hold left click, stun, destroyer, you can't kill it. Oh, that's the one you're talking
I am not too happy with my loot still, but let's try to go to the middle here wait someone's in here or they already looted all the
loot down there I hear him yeah I am right here
Why me yes me yes me
I mean this guy means that he won
What you have in my opinion
like so sure you all yeah I think it's extremely good I'm gonna just take this
guy's hollow set oh yeah it's a you should take this one here of the staff
at level three it's really good so oh yeah you're right you could try this
mirror out wait if you're using it oh so you only you can have the staff or
something yeah so that's not works 3v3 so it's probably just gonna end we should
go now I'm gonna go shuffle quick get some meds yeah I'll come with you I have
anything right now I'm gonna shine as well just for that little insta-rez if
you also need meds I think I'll call it in but it's good for like a like a
a cigarette
Of course we have the shrider on our fucking team. We just have to sit here and take it
It's nothing we could do. Oh no
Yeah, maybe we need to re-leave the team so that it doesn't uh, it's only one team left
Yeah, they're gonna be at the other beacon. Yeah, we're gonna end it at 3v3 here for sure
Now we're going to the final 3v3 where actually could one this game with the controls there
It's gonna give us like options like do you want healing words do you want?
Oh for the final battle the final battle. Yeah, so it doesn't really matter that we
Can someone draw me some money you don't miss a money so I can I can buy you
So hold on
When you go to the final 33 you choose what potions to use and what I know I need money
I need I need money to like res. Oh
Yeah
As you should have some like to just in case you ship 400 if you need a res us
Gotcha. Oh, is this what you mean? Okay. Yeah the anchor ability at the bottom like last wish the third one is pretty good
Just to pick for now. It's just
You have to you have to pop it yeah, I'm gonna just 400 I
Got four 80. I'm good right now. Oh for sure. Yeah, I'm just dropping more just as you guys were by
We gotta find another one.
I see we get a little buff first game.
Maybe.
Good hits, good hits, good hits.
One is down.
I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
Okay, you get to be one.
I have the other guys on me.
This guy is really low.
Another one has no armor.
One's dead, one's dead.
You should finish this.
Finish this.
I'm off. You're good. You're good.
I tell you, I tell you, we're good.
Oh, yeah. Okay, okay.
We got it down. Okay.
Easy. First game, first up.
Oh, there it is.
Justin was the problem.
I
Did a little damage
Good good for your first game for sure
Yeah, we rolled those guys fully yeah, just trying to like it seems like you want to
Just try all the different sets and then see what kind of resonates
Yeah, I mean and the thing with the thing with it too is you can't use the same as other people so you got a
Yeah, like you can't three great swords. So that is the great sword only for one set
Well a great sword is just a common item the green one the green items are common
But you can get like a set of great sword and it's only for the set
There'd be the blue one, right? Oh, yeah, ice guy. Yeah
But any green the dual axes the bows the shurikens anyone can use those shields. Yeah, that's just common items
No set nothing
Just what you start off with
Some of the common items are decent like for example, there's a crown that resets your weapon
Abilities that you could do insane combos like I've seen people pull off some insane plays with just the reset crown
No, not even needing one of the more late
Yeah, they don't even use a set or anything. They just like have insane weapon combos to keep someone like permanently CC'd
Yeah, it seems like there's a lot of mix matching and stuff like that.
CLG is preparing for a contract?
Yeah, once you get it down, can you remember your keys?
I bought that shrine, I think, probably every single time I played, but that was the first
time I actually pulled it off.
I just forget.
When you hit V, it spawned it, then you hit F, and then Q?
Was that what you pressed?
Yes.
Oh, I didn't even press Q, I didn't know that was an even hot Q, I literally just clicked it in the bottom.
Oh, yeah, yeah, Q, it's Q and then I think the other one's E, in case two of your teammates are dead.
Oh, wow, actually, that would be the fastest red ever.
Yeah, you could just V, F, Q.
I bet if two teammates are dead, V, F, Q, E.
Your bad test is like that would be the fight, both of them, bring it back.
No Q, that makes me want to key bind my Q and E to my mouse, so then all I have to do is just press the V and F.
Oh my god, how do you be fast as ever they're already nerfing it
I mean, I think it is a little bit crazy that it just it's the spawns on the ground
All right, let's see here buddy
Shaxx wish for an arc heron panel down below this game's beta is out now people. Yes
anyone can try it do it up I see a lot of gamers in the chat I see a lot of you
I see a lot of you
a lot of gamers
Yeah it seems like it's definitely the thing is there's a left click a right click there's
a press left click hold left click a right click a hold right click and then two abilities
so there's a lot you need to digest initially to see how to combo different weapons.
Yeah, like that.
What the heck?
Didn't mean your mic's the little thing where it's really loud randomly.
Wait, me? Oh, I'm sorry.
Wow, what is up with the audio issues? You two?
Did you hear that? Did you hear the pop thing?
I didn't hear the pop now. Oh yeah, this guy's punching me in the face.
Well, maybe it's the one-sided mic?
If you didn't hear him? One-sided.
Maybe you're the problem.
What the hell?
Don't leave me bro, Shroud, where are you, I'm scared.
Maybe Lyric just has me so low, he just doesn't hear it.
No, I got you at a perfect volume.
Okay, well, it's been Mike then.
Let's blame Mr. Michael here, for the guy on me.
Oh God, I chased Shroud, oh no.
I looted a big chest room.
What's your amulet?
Guy next to me?
Yeah, we're coming we're coming. They're not in here. Oh, they're in the way. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going.
I'm going the round quick.
He's executing. I'm going to kill him.
Nice. That's a good glove.
Easy.
You get anything for killing like money or something or just a loot?
It heals you too right now. Yeah
You guys just luck this guy
Yes, it's fine. I'm doing with this quiet. It's a better loot
Yeah, I feel like the spawn on loot I mean like not really that important unless you're just trying to get like a kills. Oh
This hook weapon sick
I said, oh, you see how this is like yellow light right here. That's what you got a space bar
Right, that's an upgrade in the third teammate essentially. Oh, I see it for me
So I can loot it for you and it goes right to you
Strange device
You have a tier three eye, that's crazy
I don't know what is that weapon?
Hmm.
I think it's just crashed.
He's been looted.
I'm missing.
I need a crown or something.
Anything on my head.
I
Get nice
I'm gonna call you there. Okay. Okay. Okay. You correct you correct now. You're right in there
I got hit
I'm probably today. Oh, damn
I
Have
Get off this and go to the beacon here and then just hit after you I think is lucky
Or E. There you go.
FB, FB. FB, FB.
This guy's just going.
I'm being a little aggressive.
There you go. This guy has no shield.
FB HP.
Nice. KCM's with me, dude.
This is random other guy.
Oh, he's a chenile gear to me.
Another guy just showed up. What the hell?
What?
Later.
Yeah, nothing.
He didn't have any gear.
Can you up three my hollow?
In the top?
Get around the beacon.
Oh, this is sick.
I need help.
Oh, what's up? Can you drop me your thing?
You're forencing?
Yeah, four seconds.
Four seconds.
We got it.
Oh, yeah.
What do you need, Shraab?
Come up, come up.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
Oh.
Oh, no.
There we go.
The enemy's at this point.
Put him to heal.
Anything right there?
Oh, nice.
The enemies at this
From the healing thing right there on us
Nice.
Well done.
Well, time to fight.
I was thinking of the weapon armor and armor.
Another team just walked in.
No, just to be in the same.
I got one.
found me
i got one
alright he's dead
that's also one
I'm going to attack you. Are we still alive? These claws are crazy. You don't stop attacking
me, dude. It's an unavoidable pock. Oh, that was just a gear dip. I'll be honest.
Blind duration
My E is blind literally blind in this game like they can't see around them
So what are you using? I'm using a blinding rage crown
It should like kind of be like a
Mmm
You definitely lose vision around you like it kind of like you lose the outer outer
I'm chasing him, just let me just take his face.
Are you chasing him?
Oh, he's agguring everything.
Honestly, it might not be worth the chase.
Was this game about purely threes?
No solos?
No solos.
No solos?
We should have shot.
No, no, no solos.
I'm gonna show this. Is the team over here?
On me?
I'm walling, Kyle.
Nice, nice, nice.
Am I dying?
Am I dying?
I'm not dead.
Oh
No
I'm dead man, I'm dead
All right, I don't do that I don't do any deep
All right, how does Timmy play here he's got three peas
He's got the hollow set, his set bonus makes it so 20% bonus damage when you have fortitude.
He's using an umbrella, upgraded to tier 3, he's got 1200 currency, and he has a staff
that there's range damage, his right click fires the wall.
Oh, his umbrella is a dodge,
a directional dodge on this right click.
That seems very good.
Mark, a target to take increased damage
and share damage with their nearby allies.
Summon gloomies that attack nearby enemies
and heal you and your teammates.
Okay, support item.
I'm assuming we're gonna have no item.
Mark, scary.
Oh yeah we have to completely reloot.
Oh dearie.
Yes.
Get off on a key.
On a key.
Right here.
Yeah, right up.
350 meters is worth the journey.
We can take this teleporter.
Damn, having nothing just sucks.
Oh, that's the one.
Well, I'm gonna buy a shrine.
What is the shrine?
You're gonna buy it?
I set that on.
Yeah, summon shrine, so you get, it's plus 500, and every time you buy it, the next time you buy it, it costs double.
So it'll be a thousand next time.
Well, you literally place a revive shrine down like what we just chopped at.
Yeah.
I think it's important to have on everything because you can also like like you lose also
based off like having no meds, like buying meds, like if you group I wall, I wall them
off and then I pop the shot and then we be full by, we'll be really extra on it.
Pop the shot.
Why do I bet the shield is insane to just be annoying with?
But by time for your you guys to do damage
Which one like the shield default like dashing shield hold the block I
Would say that most most upgrades are probably ready to default
Okay, I am because it by my she
oh this is so bad the gear is not great so that's why that guy showed up naked and I
was like what are you I think I think we gotta go we gotta go to the chest thing
one quick. We have time, we have time to go this quick. We should just full spend that.
Alright.
I don't want to start north, the destroyer is moving around.
We got a minute, someone's going to come, yeah someone's going to come down from here
for sure. Yeah we need to hope for some good RNG in this, in this quest room.
I believe.
Come on.
Okay, I'm here.
Melopy.
This could work.
Yeah, we gotta go.
Not great, but he'll have to do it.
Let's see.
I'm just gonna have to sit back, I don't know.
Yeah, we should play, I mean, we have double range and we just play like...
as much range as possible and then I can wall them off and then we can just kill one.
I think there's a way to just think it is.
Amulets
So how many bail items that one when you hit that amulet you just do more damage based off of how many people are around you
Okay, you just pop that we go ahead. Yeah pop it. Yeah pop it if you're in like a big fight. All right
Here that's nice almost set
Yeah, I think they'll fight at that bottom one let's survive the coming late give us
some time to loot some more because we are very behind on gear circle report we're very
for, but we're live. So, four teams.
Alright, let's see.
That's about here. Spread.
Next, this quest.
Alright.
Well done
Your weapon is it up for the mirror?
Hey, that's that you need a little more
Well done, I created your mirror so you can spend my hours so you can open this and go down a level for a thousand
Yeah, and that's better to be down there.
So it would be ideal to go down there.
I'm doing a quest right now for loot.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
Hey, that's zoning right now, taking out that little lobby.
Well, I got my two-piece now, so I feel a little bit stronger.
Oh my god.
Is it worth giving me that Penelope, man?
Do I have set?
Um, I could also have half set, but yeah, I can...
I mean, if you want to do, like, both.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well played.
Alright, I'll pull Penelope, I guess.
Oh, I didn't get all three mirrors.
Oh, three mirror and three umbrella?
Okay, okay
Oh, there's a scorcher here
I need to my little
My other weapon
My other weapon this is kind of like a snake
Loot room here
Yeah, he shot about force at hollow so he needs the snork spark line or something. It's called. Okay, I'm living this like you're
Okay, they're gonna be right here. We can upgrade to his uh, we blind. Oh sure
Anymore so many more
I
Would love to at least get four piece once you guys find anything. Well, you'll know, right? You'll know
Yes, you're looking at Renshie.
I see Motherland.
Wait, upgrading you literally just find the same item and just upgrade.
Okay.
I think it'd be two scrolls down
Oh
I'm there it's four-piece
Six or upgraded blinding rage
Just trying to hope that you get your last range you weapons so you can have a four-piece all and stuff or even for in me
But we're not getting so lucky. I mean there's a shop here, maybe...
Is there a no point in trying to look for upgrades and greens?
Ah yeah, greens are for default, it's default in the money and health and heals.
Oh, okay.
The purple and bludges.
I
Brutal uh an upgrade for him. Yeah, I have good news stuff
Oh, that's it
And over here
Is this the team that was killing everybody
I just found double set instead.
I'm going to upgrade for Lyric.
Oh, nice.
Thank you.
Cortex blind right click.
I'm attacking.
Yeah, knowing how to like combo all your moves
Get used to that
He's running college that too
Here's what he is. He's level three level three
I'm gonna bring the destroyer to the fight.
Oh, where'd that guy?
Oh, he's heading out of play.
Oh dear, oh dear.
We're gonna try to get that destroyer off the map.
Oh, that hurt.
Yeah, yeah, he didn't look to me.
I think this is gonna be where they are.
I lost everything from that destroyer dude we need this destroyer on them we need it we need to get
I don't know where the hell he went.
He right, he right, he right.
Kill him, kill him, kill him.
Nice, nice.
Can you finish your face shirt?
I'm gonna see you.
Yeah, I am
Stun
Absolutely
And the walls
My god
this. Yeah, that's why I wanted to get aggressive there is because we had a destroyer. We needed
the destroyer to be like more of a nuisance. Two of those guys inside the destroyer. You
literally died to it in my face. They could have just sat there and kept playing max range
and then we just have to keep running from the destroyer and eventually we're gonna
screwed up them. I had better gear when we died than when we were before death initially.
And sometimes it'd be like that. The tactical reset, you know.
What's your own rock and he can I customize while we're in queue?
Um, I think so. It's just like how you look. Oh yeah.
Oh, there's only one you can get different
Executes
Are these are the portraits
Leoden I know man. I'm good man. I'm good dude
I only got a couple of times
Yeah, the skins are kind of cool. I like some of them.
This one's cool. Wait, am I talking in game? Yeah, what the hell?
reset it. Not bad. Reset. What is the reward for winning? You have a story to tell at the
dinner table? I don't know.
Happiness?
Court is all spike.
I have a lot of good luck spotting right here.
I mean, one, two games in a row now.
Let's see if it opens up.
This is the holy spot.
I think I'll do one more.
Oh.
I'm going to go right on your dot, Shrad.
We'll go right in the middle
You can choose when you face ship can't you face ship right on top of a player and just annihilate them
I talk about like um, yeah, it's just in bold
That's what we did. Well, I guess we never killed him, but we I did that when the guy was trying to do his quest
so it's wicked strong then you have like the advantage then I guess not really
cuz I guess I'll see you oh they can see you oh I thought you were gonna see
you at all
I don't want to try the ice build I just know I know it's not great but I
I still want to try it. Kind of more melee.
The healing ward seem like they're really nice.
Like you guys said, healing potions are the way.
You did it! I'm attacking!
Acquiring a quest. I'm going to attack.
Yeah, because I feel like you're... I'm pretty sure your health is more than your actual shield.
Your choke is cracked. So if you're gonna like...
like, um, using a heal pot will give you, you know, strictly, um, I think like 80% back.
Compared to like if you're doing a shield to get you 50
Does this crowd do just reduces damage
That almost hurt
I'll pick that up there's a good amulet here there cuz this hollow one right here
right now I'll take that I'll take that in the hollow staff try yeah try this
extra this is a little stuff yeah try the hollow staff with the hollow necklace
and there's even a hollow you get four piece maybe oh I just need the amulet
You just need the snorkeling or whatever it's called. It's like a little bug.
Looks like a bug.
Ooh, on me.
Yeah, chasing me, coming up.
Oh, this isn't about the wall.
Oh, oh god. Oh god, I'm here.
Oh, I'm here.
I'm here.
You see that up there? Oh, quick.
Oh, I see why this is nice.
Nice route, nice route.
I'm on dog vomit. I'm on dog vomit.
I'm on dog vomit.
Yuck.
Eww.
Nice kill.
Oh, good wall.
Putting the guy.
He has almost...
He's running back here guys.
He's coming to get him.
Ah, that killed one.
That's right.
getting help them oh my god you're oh my god
what the fuck that was insane good job yo I'm here
Really? You made me in for to. I know, PR's are my specialty.
As far as I just saw like an insane axe that disappeared when I loaded it.
Oh, it's because uh, it's an upgrade. Oh, I don't know. Okay. Maybe I up, you know what? I
Upgraded you while you were popping off and I
Could hit X and it'll transform and now you'll always have like an alt
Kind of.
A lot of people, I mean you popped it, that's fine.
A lot of people like to hold it because it's a full reset of heals, so you can get in there,
do a big fight, back out at the ult, and then you're fully reset and fully heal.
I'll see these, oh okay.
Yeah, that's what a lot of people do, but it's fine that you popped it.
Now you just have an extra button.
I don't know what that set actually does.
Release the stream of gloomies that seek out the closest target.
Just swarm.
Gloomies?
Swarm attack.
I
Jump the axe
Okay, okay
I feel like for me, I always need a range. Oh shit begin
Oh, we can open this
Oh, actually. Oh, yeah, we gotta go. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Wait, this is so far. Actually, uh-oh, 100 meters
I mean, I hope you guys have heels because we're gonna need to pop them. Yeah, I got to
I'll make it you guys gonna make it. Yeah, we can find
Yeah, you can pop it literally one tick after the last bar, if you have it, yeah.
I'm pretty sure it's in the chip mixture.
One tick after the last?
Yeah, yeah.
It's like, pretty much you'll have one HP left, but if you pop it as soon as it takes,
you'll be like, perfect.
I know what's here.
Still ten teams?
Oh wow, we're the only ones here.
Alright, here we go.
on the quest.
Bad cancel.
Unfortunate, unfortunate.
I combo it's not great right now I go not to not too thrilled about what I got
either I'm enjoying my stuff right now
by their quest guys they're fighting your quest guys right now
I think to you
I don't know where they are they work like a head and then they just get a lot of damage out
Hope we put something good here
Okay, they're her cup cream interesting feels good feels good. I'll carry you guys no problem
this is the setup I guess I'll be I'm kind of a I'm giga tanker now big
mitigation so I'm just gonna send it in hopefully everyone uses their cooldowns
on me yeah that's I mean that's all I can do I got a bunch of yeah for my
inventory
That's a root
Upgrades, I think we go down a little. I didn't you want the
You're not doing the set right cross that anymore
No, I mean there was a sword there the mace
The mace, okay, I open the thing down here
Alright. Alright. Shit do I maybe just risk it and see if I can get it all? I believe.
I believe. Oh my god I'm spawning a hit in the face. I'll try, I'll try, I'll try.
I just need the mix
Oracle just destroyed me
Oh, there's a nice okay nice. All right. I don't know what the ice dude does but
you don't you don't um
Why should I I'm thinking about that penny?
Holy being male I try to fight these scorters is
Yeah, just the fire in the feet. Yeah
I'm getting some the upgrades
Yeah, they did just throw that right on your feet.
Wow.
Yeah, being melee is really annoying playing those guys.
Nathan Geed.
You'll hear if you need it, Ward.
I think I hate my combo.
I hate everything I got.
Everything is just not matching.
Are you gonna go down one more?
I should wait.
I'm pretty sure there's a way to go down one more, no?
I think so.
a good stuff there though yeah I think she's going the other way because we
blew it are you guys did you guys take the pork yeah we're not
my work is my ult's gonna be available every fight right probably it should be
yeah it's pretty quick cooldown I'll pop it then I was saving it but
I
Was this guy again
There she come right back we're right next to beacon so I'm gonna go shop
I can attack through my wall really
I am out of cash.
Well, kind of.
Anyone want this eternal weapon?
Right, is that enough?
Oh, behind, behind, behind.
People, people on...
I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
I'm going in for...
I'm in a wall.
I'm out.
Oh.
Uh, there's a...
It's gonna be a big team fight on beacon, okay?
I think we wrap around to let these guys fight each other.
There's already people on the beacon.
We're gonna play on the back.
I'm gonna...
Yeah, I'm gonna make the jump.
Yeah, we got time. We got 30 seconds.
Yeah, I might get another heal.
You draw me some money, too?
I can buy a beacon.
Oh, there's people here, people here.
One guy.
Get one real quick.
Oh, he's here. He's here. He's right at the beacon.
Come beacon. Come beacon.
They know this fight. They know this fight.
Come beacon. Come beacon. It's gonna hurt bad.
I'm thinking okay
We're not to just hold a spot there's a lot of teams here
I'm sure they're against worth popping all in here on these fights. I'm actually gonna get a yeah
There's no armor
team came in from the zone nice
the fight is our last two of two
I'm finishing it I'm just gonna pop
one has no HP it's a trio team fight
there is one behind you one hit
kill one
I'm finishing the same one has
to do this. Oh, this! This!
It's time to- Alright, happy activity, normal price.
A forceful action of intention to cause- We did this.
Ow, man!
Is that two teams? Yeah.
three I think. It seemed like it was three. I was on like the verge of death but then
came back. Tier three is the max. Yep. This is the most geared I've ever been. I feel
like godlike right now. Dude it feels good. It feels good when you're geared. Go. Gear.
There's a short, there's four destroyers everywhere if she just, she might do the quest instead.
No shopping too, get some upgrades for the boys.
Quest is just like a bunch of loot right at the end, like if you're, yeah.
You're max hollow staff so that does homing, you don't even really need to aim.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The aim did just somewhat close to them though.
I like it.
So I kinda follow.
I'm ignoring that.
There was nothing in the shop.
Let's go into the tree.
I have a question.
Oh!
Oh right.
Do the quest first.
Yeah.
One more.
In the back.
On the vertical.
run run run and run and
all that hurt
I do like no damage
any assistance at the tree over
ohhh
I mean how do we get to him?
oh right here
oh it's right at the edge oh that's what it is the arrow
Yeah. I spawned on a... on a full Rossi. Oh my god.
Yeah. I just had an resistance.
I have to do all these chests.
Another healing ward would be fabulous.
There you go. You can use those Penelope's, Timmy, or no, you don't want to.
Um, I just have it set already.
I did wish I could get them to level 3 of me.
We can hear...
Looks like everyone's fighting on the other side, I think.
Uh-oh.
Only two teams.
That three teams includes our cross right
There we go
other beacon
run into you
Upgraded
Your your fault to lyric you're as pure might be you everything is maxed for you
Actual god mode now. That's crazy. I am now the only one with the right of his max dude
You know what all your stuff does?
Oh yeah, I got the gist.
Hunters mark, they heal, I'm jumping on a roof.
Uh-oh, dude getting last second up east because no one's here.
And in this case, no batteries
And that hurts
Hi, last fight
Is it pushing right here? No?
If you wanna drop off?
Oh, nice, thank you, thank you
I shoulda met her, we're going last
3v3, full set
I'm kind of a giga tank, so I'm just gonna send I'm literally gonna send it instantly if they're triple stacked up
I'm gonna send it I'm an alt I have basically two shields
So I'm a little tankier.
Okay, I'll pop everything with you.
Yeah.
Last wish, health potion.
My weapons are level 3, but that's all right.
Yeah, my weapons are only 2, like everything's 2.
No, I mean I think abilities are probably the best series one smart
Sending it along
Boy one
I can see it.
That is range.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm getting this. Oh, my God.
Never!
Ever, ever, ever, ever.
It's time to fight.
Dead.
Dead.
I'm holding you guys. Hold it right now.
Signing him?
Nope. Nope.
Slime?
One okay.
Letting him.
That's armor.
We're winning the fight right now.
One's almost dead in the back.
One dead, one dead, one dead.
You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys.
I think that was your death. I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I feel like we out here some hard
It frosts up
your desk
Yeah, you went full tank mode
I don't know follow me that OP again
There might be the young
You were fully geared bro. Were you doing good damn?
Um, I had like 18-17 under damage at the end of that so it felt like it was doing something a
Lot of it's humming missiles so
Gotta aim it get a aim aim aim
another one buddy I'm changing my skin am I rocking this time this guy hunter
unwanted echo yes at least there's no off in the game for now
right now. As of right now.
As of right now, buddy, yeah, we got three in a row. I think we're just, you know, when
you have Shroud and you have Timmy two insane gamers, you know, it's pretty easy to get
the W's. Okay, the struggle for the W drops heavily. Okay.
play CS with them? I don't think, I don't think they're, oh we're in. Alright. Can you come
help me shovel snow bro? I'm busy dude. I'm busy, brother. Yeah I gotta collect the easy
W's now, okay, we don't party often
We got the aim God the apex legends champion and the guy who completed the egging on
Taylor team
Insane team
two pros and the guy who beat the end game you know you know
I'm down, that's what it was all about.
Like I was saying, I felt like when I first played this game I was like some hot ass.
But then like now I'm like damn I got it, you know what I mean?
Like I'm getting it.
I was like there's just something about being really bad at a video game and then just you finally understand it and you just start
Thinking I'm loving. Yeah, I don't need God such an addictive feeling
Learning is cool
All that is really yeah
This doesn't feel cool when you're at school, but learning is absolutely cool. Yeah
I wish I paid attention more in school. I really do because I'm an idiot
How fast you can switch weapons and combo the left clicks gotta get used to that
Looks like you can cancel the attack or something
There's a lot of combos where you you could like stun and then there might be a set that goes off of the stun
They're like chain it together. I promise you see people
Yeah, yeah, there's like um
There's like a set where like you can stun somebody
Strap weapons and stun again so at that time like your team you can like like hard like
You know like put DPS down
this guy's really in reverse
oh yeah this looks alright
so that set there's like one where you hook him towards you and then you can push him away
from you
oh really
yeah that's that's that's pretty fun I think um its ability also pushes away
like it has a lot of like all elements forth yeah
keep moving around here some guy and again a little bit of everything right
now damage mitigation totem
I want to try Rinchi's Subo.
Because Rinchi is damage reduction at 60% health and then Subo is deal more damage, 100% more
damage at low health so they kind of like synergize a little bit, I want to try it.
i just don't know what i don't know what to do that the hard part is going
which two-piece you want like which two and two
ends up being the best i don't know
i'm kinda hunting full sets but
tutu seems like the way
unless you get super lucky here
i'm a bit far from y'all but i will
think up in a second here
Oh, thank you for the cleaver upgrade. Very cool.
Actually, actually pretty nice. I like it's leap.
Hard to land sometimes, but yeah.
I combed it in stuns.
I combed it with a, what's it called, a stun.
I pulled them to the middle of a circle.
I'm not confident in my stuff right now, I've been there and I'm not confident in my stuff,
I'm not happy with this.
In one second.
Oh, I got two fish.
Sumbens a path of fire.
Mmm.
Yeah, that one's okay.
I don't know.
I think that's the worst set of them all.
Oh, I agree.
Oh, no.
Your crown is good.
Yeah, it's like the AOD.
Yeah, that one's good, but the rest of it is...
Yeah, unless they're like stunned in here and they're just eating the damage, I don't know about that.
Yeah, like who's gonna sit there and be like, oh, I'm taking fire damage.
Oh, oh, here I am.
This guy, this guy, this guy, this guy.
I'm still on the way. Yeah, I'm still on the way, I'm in so far.
I'm gonna go back.
I double movements. I can get there quick a
Shriek almost enemies away
So they left they got scared and peaceed out. Oh wait actually right here right here. He's fell back. Yeah, there
Maybe right by you actually. Oh god. Yeah
Yeah.
Two teams, two teams.
Come left, come left.
Yeah, yeah.
Holy.
Just buying time.
Yeah.
This guy is close.
Was that though?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait.
This guy will be on the top end.
I'm gonna streak close to the basalt, okay?
I'll get this enemy.
I'll get him.
Very good.
I'm finishing up.
Nice.
Why didn't you do that?
I'm finishing up.
I'm finishing up.
I'm finishing up.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Why didn't you do that?
Careful, you can't have them.
You had the same spot.
I'm gonna push through.
I'm actually getting.
I'm gonna put a wall.
Oh my god.
Three piece, three piece!
I sent them.
Careful, the other team's trying to clean up, okay?
The other team's trying to clean up.
back to back to back to back to back to back to go for the other team now
right side right side
I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm at the kitty
I don't think you do that I don't think you do I don't think you do the other team
I'm gonna try to push here and treat these guys I'm gonna push it out of zone pushing
pushing him out of the zone
oh that's god damn fuck
is there?
im walking the mall, fucking mall
im on fading ice
oh god i don't know what my lantern right click does
oh i throw it, i throw it
im on the mall
im on the mall
oh they're in the fire
nice fading ice
nice as well. Okay now we're at a 3v1 v1. We got a kill bottle I think. This guy's no armor right here.
I'm just saying I'm saying we're fighting. We're fighting. I got my blades.
This guy's lying himself.
Nice.
Keep going.
Oh my god.
Grades for anybody?
Renshi?
Rrrr.
Double upgrade.
Oh my god, four piece again.
Okay.
Alright.
Living your best life.
So this is another time should I just transform I'm just gonna transform just to see it
Yeah, I think it's I think it's worth transforming so you can learn what your ult is
Yeah exactly
It looks like I just spawned a ring of fire or something because a massive ring of fire
that collapses inwards. Exactly. I mean, they went down. Oh, to me, I'm almost there.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, this is so free. Oh, the shovel's nice. Oh my gosh, so free.
I
Another guy running around here probably their third. Oh, yeah, right here
Oh
Did I catch it with the fire
When you all to just turn into a giant like fire arena
Yeah
He's trying to go for I don't know he's already he's already got a yeah six teams left
Oh my god, I think the wall is actually so good because it's so it's so tanky too
Yeah, if you catch somebody it's over
We go back to France. I don't know I
Did not last oh
Right here
I'm just taking my dire force.
Oh no, hold him down.
Follow him off.
I'm ready.
Thank you, thank you.
I see them.
This guy, how is he taking no damage?
I'm like...
This guy is gaming he picked up the shield
What is up like he vape like reflective stuff
What the hell
All those
All that's it
Topic is weapons so it's cool down to reset.
Ah, what's she hella doing?
That was...
That made me angry.
That was some kiting.
I needed to kill that guy.
I need a Renshie helmet.
This... Renshie?
Off the double Renshie?
It was not quite the set I wanted, but you know, it'll do.
I need a the
Might as well right cuz you're things are level one
Oh, yeah, I should talk this definitely better
We can do she probably want to go
Which way I
Think we can actually we can take keep it and then go to the bottom of my hair
Okay, she wanna go shop first. You're gonna shop first
What up?
The shrine near by? Oh, down there definitely.
Yeah, we need the shrine to work, so then we'll get D.P.
Which one do you recommend? Anything down here? Rescue? Summon shrine?
Anything worth it?
I just think you should do...
So the last wish, you have to pop it.
Um, you have to pop it right before you die, so it lasts for 7 seconds, if you die you get res for free.
Is that V?
Uh, yes.
Okay.
Or you can get the shrine and go for what I'm doing.
Oh, so just pop it down into res?
Yeah, but then that's if you are able to, like if you just die before that.
And that's where you need the currency, right?
Yes, you need like 400.
I
Mean rain show how always like running it doing this
No one's here
I like how this build plays that guy was so hard to kill
I like how those build plays kind of I like the weapons. I don't really like the abilities
So you kinda wanna go balls to the wall when you're doing that.
Like a big momentum... shift.
Wait, when do you? When? Why don't I...
When you're on fire.
Like right here?
No, like literally when you're on fire. Like your health bar is on fire and you're like...
Oh, you actually get like a blunt buff?
Yeah.
Oh.
It's like, telling you you're on fire.
Oh, like you're owning something like that.
Yeah, like you're owning.
That's what I got.
Oh, that's why he was... oh...
Hello, Turenchi.
So hypothetically we could drop down a level here and get better loot for 500.
Yes, which would be worth it.
There you go.
I need a 10 more blind as you see it.
You need Penelope?
No, I just got it.
Great.
Nice, let's go.
We'll go back up.
Okay.
Go to the other side.
Our boss right here.
What are they doing here?
People, people, people.
Also here
They're doing it
People, people, people
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Binding, something
Nice, nice, nice, I'm finishing
I'm executing, yep
Well done
Oh, I totally just
I grew it up with Oracle
It's okay
Be careful, they do have a lot of damage
now
now
boom
oh my god, I thought that was a guy
I think the destroyer doesn't always hurt you
he sometimes drops a blue ore on the ground and it heals
Oh my God.
You guys on me? You guys on me?
Oh shi- oh this is not good.
I can use my two backs away.
Shall we run?
Yeah, you should run. I can use the resin.
You know when you're dead, Mike?
Dead now.
No way, I'm gonna need to full get my gear back.
Oh that's not it.
Dude, we need to go back there.
I have no shield right now, I'm scared.
You can buy it, you can buy it at that shop.
Yeah, I can't go into this last fight with nothing though, like I need my gear back.
Yeah, I'm over here.
Hold on, I'm looking at it.
Oh, they're guarding it, they're guarding it, they're guarding it.
I'm going left 15.
They want their revenge.
Yeah, they're following.
They're smart.
I can molotov off in the second aid.
Call that destroyer.
I got on them.
I got two on me.
I'm most likely dead here boys.
Yeah, I'm dead.
No!
Yes, it's fucked.
Damn, I went the wrong way.
Away from you guys.
Middle, I guess.
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go get a shine friend. Oh, I forgot to use my last wish damn
Seconds this is so bad
Yeah, that's funny in different and we're a different shot
Dear
I might still
I'm amulet.
No.
Are you dead?
Jump me your money.
There you go.
Sure it'll no.
I wonder if he spawns with us in the last I do I do it's just like it's just bad though because I don't have any
Okay, my gear is so bad
We're up against these guys in there. They do they do not want to lose again us for sure
I know I believe I believe in y'all I have range to my homing homing staff. I have no faith
Hey, yeah
I'll blind and all I so one okay, and then we just focus okay
As long as we call markets, I guess and yeah, he's got a really good setup. So if we can just
I'm gonna pop everything and let me stun and you're one of your abilities
I'm pretty sure poles. I think it's the the one with the fan
That one pulls when I see her. Okay. No, it's a surge forward and a jump. Oh, yeah
That's a time looking at Mike. Oh, you can after that your axe leap is gonna be the good one. Yes
I'm saying the same.
I missed.
There?
Play out of this, play out of this, it's their fire, okay? Don't play in it.
Oh, I don't like that.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Is that coming yet?
Oh my god, no.
I don't know what this guy is using but it hurts.
I got one stun, nothing.
One stun.
Oh, last wish, bro!
I had it!
I'm dead.
I mean, it's just not like we were...
If we had gear, we would have that.
We're outgeared.
Whatever that ranged guy was?
I think we beat him mechanically, but it's just we got outgeared, bro.
Bad time to die and lose everything.
Tough, tough, tough, tough.
NTNT?
I didn't know you guys... I didn't know you guys left my ass.
I got... I got...
Discombobulated.
I've got to put in the dust, got chain CC'd, hey well we won up until there, so that's pretty
cool.
We can redeem here, I mean three out of four is not bad.
I'm worse to L, I'm used to L, so an L doesn't it's like, eh, just Q again.
I can tell a Shrad and Timmy and the L, they don't see it often.
They need a L instructor, they're used to double use.
There's an I'm used to them, I can tank them.
late in life I can thank them all right these guys X pro I get it I get I they're usually looking at
the W's
it's okay it's okay
You got time for one more here.
We're going to scale of 1 to 10.
How good do you think you are at Siege?
Rainbow Six?
Yeah.
Um, I swear every time I honestly I never have given the game a fair grind and I feel
like Rainbow is just people who really know the map and one tap you, leaning.
So a lot of my experience is not knowing the map and walking into a bad area and just getting
one tap.
So I'm like a three.
Okay.
I'm already with a potential seven, but like I'd have to like, I gotta play it, play
it.
Right.
You gotta grind it.
Yeah.
Don't you play a stage for a minute?
I played, oh, shut up.
We're hit.
Both, both.
Not enough, not like I tourist it every time I play it.
Yeah, I had by a thousand hour little grind.
So where are we waiting? Right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, open here.
Come on, open up.
So we run every time before?
Is it going to open? We could just use this and just go down.
Alright, here we go. What are you thinking about going on a grind session on that game or something?
No, no, no. I'm putting together a tournament and I'm trying to find people who are threes.
Did you find your man?
I thought you were going to say proud of him. Wait a minute.
Okay.
I'm trying to do a thing where I get newer players in the siege, like people who haven't played that much,
and then pit them against each other and just see kind of what happens.
It'll be more fun that way, right? Because the problem with Siege is you play it and you just get owned by these sweat lords,
but imagine you play like a custom with people who are just like you who hasn't really played it.
Oh yeah, I'm trying to do a thing where I coach a team, and then Justin coaches a team.
And then we'll just do our best coaching like there's only so much you could do right like try
Yeah, reinforce here do that and the rest is on you, but I
Think it could be fun. Yeah, I see that plus it's not gonna be like corner at the the pacing is gonna be different
Right. Yeah
Oh, that's the lunging hook, right?
I need something that pulls like a rodog.
Not like a pull towards.
It's the other one.
This is the Donny hook.
It's the Rinchie hook.
No, it's the...
Does that pull like a...
Yeah, it pulls them to you.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it pulls them to you instead.
It's the other hook.
That's what it's called.
Oh, it's the Adonis Claws.
Oh, those are the ones?
Mm-hmm. Got me.
Thank you.
Oh my god, Timmy.
You got smoked.
You're a random guy.
He got hidden.
I guess if you look- oh, there's another guy right here.
In the 1v1 and then just...
Poor guy.
I guess sometimes you just load in and I mean it takes a bit to get used to this
game. Yeah but if you're new to it like you don't know how fast you could die you
don't really understand kill timings and stuff. Yeah and the pacing is a couple
of rounds. I'm going to treasure him.
14 teams.
Oh, got me.
Oh.
Ledgey, ledgey, ledgey.
Is the Penelope, is the umbrella actually good?
Yes, it's like a shotgun.
There's a whole team on me.
Yeah, it's really, really good.
The right click's like a dash.
So it's like you have a fourth dash.
And then the left click's a shotgun.
OK.
I'm running to your order.
You're really strong.
There's like 50 damage.
I'm running to you.
You still got somebody on you?
I'm doing that.
Yeah, there's a team on me, but I ran back and then they ran away, I guess.
We're decently spread out right now.
Yeah, I'm trying to come to y'all.
I'm just trying to get this ass.
North wind amulet.
That one's only good if you're actually running the ice set because it slows, and then the
ice set to pieces 25% increased damage to targets that are slow.
I'll be honest, I don't think that's enough of a damage increase.
25% damage is very low
This audacity amulet I have is a 50% increase
Yeah, like that's a bigger number, but 25% and then like when you're hitting that low
I just I don't see that as a good set. I don't think new piece ice would ever be good
I've been to see him tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow. So I'm not too sure
Even if Mike was to play how do you think it's the same code?
Well, I didn't have a stroke yet, I think my English is getting worse per day, I swear.
I need to read a book.
Wait, when are you going to drop this level 2 on the ground?
I did, I did the pedal dance so you can have it to heal.
I feel like streaming all day and if that's all you do, if you just stream all day, I
swear it.
And that does, that does long term harm to you, I swear.
I can't be good.
It's a new space, you know, so you'll see 20 years from now studies that people who
just long term stream are just stupid.
Just stupid.
I'm just kidding right now these guys really want to kill me
I'm not sure what pedal dance does, a heal?
I'm dead. Yeah, they're not too much, but I kite it. I kite it. Nice. It's good. Yeah,
Sometimes yeah, sometimes that's chasing forever
Boopies and Danny
Can you switch your you just drop them both and pick up the one you want in your first slot
For weaponess, but like the ambulance about that's an emerge person
All right, here we go.
I missed how many teams are left.
I'm looking for a Rinchi helmet. I'm gonna try a 2-2.
I got a key, I don't know if you guys want to do that.
I'm looking for hollow, and penny.
Enough for the key.
One for you right now.
OK.
I don't know what my other two pieces are going to be.
I got a Donny right now.
The claws are nice.
They're kind of fun to use.
It's a good set.
Oh there, can I actually walk you?
What? What's up?
I'm coming to you.
I'll give you a set, and then you can give me that umbrella and the other one, that's fair.
Brilla and wait what and the amulet the data there you go yeah that's a good trade I'll
take that nice I'm a full a push the full your your your amulet sucks sucks
the menu but I can aoe like pull oh yeah this one right here yeah I've used
this one before and maxed your crown as well oh my god thank you
this 20 players up yeah it's quiet we haven't encountered anybody i heard
someone next to me are you down a floor shot
Yeah, yeah, I was just looting the scrap, oh I mean, I already looted.
What a damn.
Ah, separated.
Nice. I'm gonna execute him?
Yeah.
It's real.
Yeah, it's real.
Oh, dude.
Yeah, these claws are...
Okay.
These are my style.
This guy.
This guy young.
He's dead, dead young.
There's ass into the wall.
Max umbrella for Tim.
And the upgrade.
Oh no.
You guys need to find some wrenchy bravers for me.
Bravers?
I'm trying, I'm trying.
Shopping?
I'm looking for another Shalow.
Someone next to me, hear him?
Oh my god.
I'm literally running, running, running.
Lighting them?
Yep.
I'm floating around.
Hold up.
I ran the other way.
Hold up.
They're still on the spot.
What the hell?
Oh.
Is this the door?
I see it.
I see it.
They, um, they had a riff challenge.
Oh, is that what ported them?
Uh huh.
Yeah.
So again, there's the, there's like the purple banners, the purple banners when you pick
them up.
They, uh, should I get the Polyquas too, you think?
the purple banners when you pick them up it's basically challenging someone to a
3v3 if someone else picks up a purple banner then you go into your own little
3v3 arena and fight them. Oh so they ported to their arena queue. Yeah it's
really good to do though because like if you win you go to the next
floor like minutes before everyone else does. So you get first. Yeah you get first
for serve on the loot. Yeah.
Oh, how did I get out of five teams? Oh, my
long.
Pedal, pedal dance.
Oh, three.
I know what's coming in.
Get a dub baby. Let's get a dub. I'm not liking how I'm not getting it up
We get some how many more floors do you have one more?
Yes, yeah, oh, there's a guy here. Thank you
They're destroyer. I am tethered to those
Oh, I must hold them
I'm on crack, I'm on crack.
Cracked it, cracked it.
Behind us, I'm on this archer guy.
I'm running, I'm running.
Careful, careful to short, pretty good.
He's running, he's running, he's running.
He's ready, he got him.
Yeah, yep, yep.
Throw it out of megas, out of megas.
Drag his low.
Magus is low, Magus is dead.
I'm just gonna execute. Oh, he's trying to kill me.
Oh, I can't.
He's got almost that 50.
Dead, dead, dead. Oh, I know he's...
Yeah he's...
Pushing out of the zone.
No good pull.
I'm blinding the boss.
You can actually blind that guy.
Yeah, I think he won't hit us anymore.
Correction, he has a two-piece Penelope set, level three, I don't know if I'm wrong with that.
He's taking my pet now.
I've conquered him.
Maybe take him to the next floor.
Not a nice!
I grabbed those penny things, I'm pretty sure I can upgrade it all the way.
been level four, right I'll force that unless anyone's staying on it
I wish I was here, I think that would be good
oh did you have us have Renshie? oh yeah you have Renshie too Tron?
yeah, are you maxed?
I need this amulet max badly because it's a big damage increase
I got more heals.
Three teams left.
Oh my god help with these mobs.
Holy shit.
I'm here.
I blinded them.
Try blinding them.
The blind working on the PV is nice.
Good ludes.
Four mobs.
There we go.
I'm gonna go down a floor. Oh, okay. He's rushing me.
One more. Oh, damn, he died. Stunned him.
All right, this guy knows how to move fast.
Oh, this isn't good.
Actually, once almost dead.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm getting shit on.
Another team showed up.
Try to run, try to run, maybe you can reslist another team showed up.
I'm booking it, I'm booking it.
Oh my god, there's so many people!
Oh, this is the team that beat us last time.
Dammit man!
Uh, where's the respawn?
Tated for the third?
No, go straight, keep going straight down.
Oh, it's not looking good.
Whatever this thing is, stun this shit out of me.
You're so fucked.
Oh, nice.
You can try to rest as quick.
Are you gonna try?
Just a one, FQ, FQ.
FQ, FQ, FQ.
Nice.
I died.
Yeah, I don't know what we're gonna be able to do with this.
Unbelievable.
Hey, it's just...
You're ducking the name by the way?
Hope.
I can, I can resurrect.
You're crazy, bro.
I'm taking storm I'm solid
Oh, no, you can evade for so long as I believe to me, I believe
Oh my god, we're gonna lose our fish should we zone in
Make it so the punch stuns
It's over dude
We're just kind of
Hopefully the PvE helps us scorcher do something
That was the last team to know there was another team I think
Was there?
Oh, was there?
I thought it was one.
I think it was one.
Oh, three.
Three.
Hmm.
I didn't know the team ascended.
Is it the Hawk team?
That's the other team.
Those guys were good.
Damn, damn.
Boys, GG's, that was nice.
Are you guys the one?
GG's.
I'm gonna chill here on this.
Yeah, I'll chill here on this game.
But yeah, GG's boys.
We won a decent amount.
No, we won most of them.
It's good.
Yeah.
GG's, boys, till next time.
Thank you guys for gaming with me and everything.
That was awesome.
That's it?
That's your join?
Yeah.
Peace out, guys.
GG's.
Chat, that was Archeron.
If you guys want to check that out, yes, indeedy.
The demo is available now.
Especially for Archeron and the panel down below as well.
Bada bing bada boom. Yes indeed
Um, I'm gonna I'm thinking some super battle golf. Maybe what are we feeling? What are we feeling some cs?
Oh
Counter strike dude, I could but I don't know if I want to
I'm 50-50 on CS. We could do some Frog Squad. I say some Super Battle Golf and we'll go from
in there I just have to pee real quick. Super Bottle Goof. Wait what, which game?
Ancestral?
What's your word?
Can I spell that right?
What is ancestral dude?
Hold on, I just got a P-roll prayer.
All right, who's who's still playing this game?
Who's still playing this?
Where the 16 man's at
There's a lobby
Oh, it's already going this guy is third. Yeah, why is the host always the highest on points? Oh
I hit somebody with the ball
I
Got got got got got got out orbital strike
Send in the orbital
I don't know how many people that killed three
Is that a mine right there?
Yes it was.
Thank you for stepping on that.
Speedrun sixth place finish.
Did I play last flag?
I downloaded loaded up all four guys
Did I sabotage them and then it was all bots so
Yes
I got a I got a star banning some of you guys during ad segment some of you guys get way
too toxic no way you do this and other streams no way you're not you're not getting you're
not getting a... you're not getting a free pass in this chat to be a little bitch.
Ain't no way you do that in the other fucking streams you watch that do ads all
the time. All right you're actually getting banned now. Not even censorship
you're just an annoying rat.
No
Oh my god wait, that was second place
I'll take it
Real toxicity is gonna be through during marathon streams. Yeah, probably
I'll just ban, and I lose nothing.
There's no way some of you guys are this toxic in other chats when it comes to ads.
Even though all your favorite streamers literally do it every day.
There's no exception here.
I'd rather take a minus 5k viewers than read dumb shit in the chat, I'll be honest.
I don't care as much anymore.
Now it's like some of you think you have like a safe haven here to be a fuck.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh-uh.
No.
Everybody left. That was the last bar
Six players dead game
Yeah, we got to fill up his 16 man.
Oh, that was the only one. I could start a lobby, but nah.
This one, fine. Seven of eight.
Oh, I don't think this one's working.
Oh, do I have full servers hidden?
Oh, God, whatever this lobby was, just destroyed everything.
All right, this definitely crashed.
It doesn't expect the sponsors.
You guys are missing the points.
You guys are missing the point here.
Literally everybody on their site, the sponsors, the difference is some of you guys are toxic
during it to the point of the massery where you wouldn't do it and name your favorite
streamer.
Here's chat.
So I will start banning you.
Just out of the sake of you just being toxic and a fuck just to be a fuck during the ad
segment.
They don't give a shit.
You guys have always been toxic doing it.
This is something new, but now it's kind of like, all right, some of you got to work
out some things in your personal life and not shit it out in the chat room.
So I'm not going to have this be your little spot for it, you know?
I think that's pretty fair.
If you don't understand, once again, you're going to figure out yourself, friend.
Super Battle Gold!
Here we go.
five four three yeah not all of us do gamba shit bro and then still do sponsors for
games all right relax you'll find this guy in other streamer shack open
Oh my god, my streamer!
Ahahaha!
This is awesome!
Ahaha!
Nooooo!
Oh my god the host isn't first
Sixk a good rather
relax
That's it oh my god
Dude he horned at the end why would you do that?
Can you please not do this, please?
Shut up, nigga!
Oh my god.
Hey, I got this item.
I need this golf cart.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm going, I'm going.
That was a good hit.
Oh wait did he get knocked off?
What?
It fell off.
You're kidding.
You're kidding.
This is the worst.
You can't do it.
Okay.
elevation shot. Oh dear. 20 seconds and a dream. I think it's too much. Oh, oh my God,
hit him there it is are you serious okay someone is sabotaging me in this lobby
I'll be that guy five, four, three, two, one.
Oh, you can't just do a quick right left
I need this
Look at that, look at this guy, why?
Very nice, very nice.
Feels good, feels good.
Alright, big hit, big hit.
One one. Oh, that's a miss.
Get away from me. Get away from me. Stop. Stop.
Are you kidding me?
I got it, I got it.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're 50.
We got a 50.
I know the ending is so toxic, it's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
We're gone. We're gone. We're gone. Go, go, go, go, go.
You know what? Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Do you get a speed boost for this? Oh my god.
Wait, you want- I didn't realize you got a speed boost for that.
I'm going, I'm going.
I'm first.
Wait, Shroud has- Oh, Shroud's playing this?
Nooooo!
Nah, dude, you gotta join a random server, bro.
Who wants to play with the viewers and their stream snipers?
Dude, who's playing that shit?
Randoms are way more fun.
There's no way to cross this island unless you have the gear, which I do not have.
Yeah, dumbass, you missed.
Oh, it's on, bro!
How about this? Do I miss this?
Yeah, you did.
Fuck outta here, bro.
you miss it's okay
here it is here it is and game set
game set pluggers
You know, I actually think the game doesn't, does the game not reset after the end?
Everybody must go to zero points, unless this Pop Tarts guy is just a god.
Alright here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here
we go, here we go, here we go.
Alright today I learned just hitting people for the speed boost is worth initially.
It's not just toxic.
Look I'm going to pretend, oh god, how do I go forward?
Just kidding.
Oh my god, it wasn't worth it.
Some items do mess with other players' balls, yes.
I don't know which ones, but some literally move everybody's shit out of the way.
Throw right into them
Mine now dude
Oh my god, oh my god, wait what okay, I can do this
come on and I don't I don't think so I don't think so
oh my god someone parked their golf cart right there you can do that you can
block the hole with a golf cart
Dude, why not just drive a golf cart all the way to the end and just block them all?
That's so strong.
This whole game is unsportsmanlike.
I'm not going to play this game.
Finish.
Finish.
We need a fresh match.
This is 15 out of 18 par.
Finish.
I think what's good about this game is it just works.
There's a lot of maps.
It's and it's just it's just it's just well made.
It's just well made.
It's not annoying.
Load up and you're playing.
Just like a good random no killing, just like a good little party-ish game.
That was instant karma, oh my god.
This guy's gonna try to hit me here. I know your ways, bro. I know your ways.
This guy at the finish line, how dare you, dude?
All right, here it is here it is I overshot it overshot
that's it that's it that's it eagle
easy
you didn't push it in
This guy always has a thousand points.
No one's talking in this lobby.
Everybody's very locked in here.
Okay.
Okay, all right, this guy literally doesn't,
he doesn't even, this guy just does that every time.
He just saves the RPG for this moment.
Oh, ow!
I have to save.
I'll take it.
Oh, yeah, oh yeah, here we go.
Oh no!
Go, go, go, go!
Alright come on, the one tap!
I believe, I believe.
Tiger Woods.
Mmmmm, I don't think so.
Ah! Hit something!
I got sprints for days.
Relax, dude.
What?
Where is it?
Oh, second!
employees finished
There it is boys there it is
Not even a highly regarded could beat me
Swing at people twice to send their body off the mountain. Oh, yeah
Yeah so you stun them and then do a heavy hit.
At 45 degrees knock them off the map.
Oh
Every single time this guy
Oh my god, oh my goodness, stop man, oh stop over, stop over.
You gotta do it fast.
Oh, this isn't... I might be able to make this.
Alright, I'll leave. Please. Please.
Letters me by them!
Letters me by them!
Are you serious?
9th place.
That was the last one.
Let's get a fresh match fresh match that was warm up
Yeah, it's just like a well-made game, but it's not super expensive
If you hold swing to red it will auto aim and target people I thought it always veers them I thought it was veers
So it doesn't go in a random direction
are you serious dude? really? oh we got another one, fresh match, fresh 16 man, fresh 16 man
with the real Johnny Depp. Oh my god. It only locks at a hundred percent. Oh. I got ready
up. Sixty man's, okay here we go, here we go. How many par? Tell me it's nine. No one
What's the play 18
Sounds like skill issues boys
Oh, you're about to here's one
He looked up at you, he got to hit you.
No!
No!
Oh my God!
Are you serious?
I'm the first hole?
Oh my dude, that's so bad!
That was the worst timed one!
No!
here we go here we go here we go I'm going through the pyramid
you piece of shit
why me
come back Fubini I need help
this guy right here this guy shrimp fried rice man constantly hitting me
Oh, okay this map is something
This is a long par
Oh jeep run over Reno 20. So that was a nice shit
Oh my god, dude
Oh
You fucking kidding me
Thank you, thank you
Walter Poggins
third place third place hello I've made it oh my god
fuck you pimples
shit
why are you there
you're kidding
are you kidding me
get fucked pimples
oh I won it, it went in, it went in
that's right, fuck you Johnny
I don't know why that guy hates me man, what do I do?
Five, four, three, two, one!
I
Shrimp fried rice nah, man. It's all about the chicken and the veggie fried rice bruh
Shrimp fried rice
Veggie, chicken, shrimp fried rice, I guess it depends, I guess it depends, it was like
the little baby shrimps, why not?
Egg fried rice, every fried rice has egg in it, basically.
Why are you doing that relax brother? What are you doing brother?
This is nonsense
And there it is both dude why did that launch
I
Mongolia and beef for Chinese food Mongolian beef or like a beef and broccoli or my go-to
Oh, I'm getting a hundred's constant
Are you kidding
this is probably the best item very good item for what the situation right now
Oh my god
I believe
Who did that? Who did that?
Andrew is a god.
Where's my ball?
How 140? You can't make this?
What?
I didn't see the flag.
Are you sit bro? Why would you do this?
Do where is the flag? Oh
My god, bro, is this like a pro lobby dude 11
Fuck you for your stand
Dude my hundreds are they're constant
You need that initial speed
the party. Okay.
Daddy, bro.
Oh, thank you, man.
Really?
You shut up.
Thank you, man.
Really, bro
All right, truce truce drive me up the hill
I need a dog car
Oh, you son of a bitch!
Oh, I have an orbital laser!
Oh, this will be nice.
Okay, he uses it first.
Wait.
Wait for everybody to get together.
What?!
Beacow, you gotta work on that putting.
Why what that was so fast oh yeah I shouldn't use it at the end
I
Chipped it in from like a hundred
Uh-oh. I think this lasts the whole time until someone hits you.
Really?
Nice shot!
Andrew!
oh my god oh my god fresh shot fresh shot believe oh wait no not a fresh wait
for me dude please
Oh my god, this guy already made it?
Please not do this, man.
What?
I actually hit me with the ball?
I swear the putting is so inconsistent
I
Know the cameras
Danf as an even here
All right, oh, yeah, this one getting over the hill I'm going this way
There's only a matter of time
He had two?
There's really three of them, I really am.
How do you have three?
Fuck this guy dude.
Get the hell out of here man.
Please get a rocket launcher please
It's not bad. I don't know if that drives over
Fuck
What is this?
We gotta go around!
Oh my god!
Can I finish him by the fucking hole?
Finish him your fucking hole.
Ha ha ha!
I can do that one.
I will orbital strike the ramp!
What the fuck!
Maybe.
only five people someone just puts down their teeth up on their saucer really hard
the
delay on the orbital strikes not worth it.
Heavily, heavily delayed.
Why did you run over the vine?
Are you kidding me?
Why are there two there?
Okay, okay
Dude just spank me into the water
I don't fucking read
It's because you're a ho ass bitch
Oh my god, he spawned all the way back there
I would have left
the water back back on the water brah
ah
did Hawkeye chip in
they're like 100
yeah i did
that's pretty sick
oh my god that's in
that's a haul on one
one while I'm fighting decal by the way fighting decals
shipping it in all in a day's work
he's got a lot of guy's gotta play and he can stay up there
what
good
uh
I wish they had some harder holes you know I want some more chaos
Your mom's a pretty hard hole.
Oh wow, look at this one.
Of course.
Oh my god, I stopped his golf cart by hitting him before he could uh
take it out
I need this
fuck away from me Andrew! stop man! was that my ball? fuck you Andrew! dude what is
this chaos? move the cart! move the cart on the hole! really? yes very good very good
Keep it there!
Yes!
Okay, keep it there!
Oh, no!
No!
No!
Uh-oh.
You're kidding!
You're kidding!
You're kidding!
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
This is actually ridiculous.
Yeah.
You've been quiet.
Oh, that was the last hole.
Yeah, we got some...
Oh, it's difficult, man.
He closed the lobby, bro. Come on, man. Oh, fresh, fresh!
I
Here we go fresh 15 men not 16 unless I think I got kicked out
I saw full servers hidden.
I mean at the same time if you press one it looks like it takes a bit to load up.
I think that guy's Lobby is just stuck on that I can't switch off of it
Yeah, these guys are just, these guys are already playing.
They have like 27 maps so it doesn't feel like a lot of these little games feel
like they're the same over and over. These devs were smart by making a little
bunch of maps.
Usually it's like here's four. Wait till the next update.
1-E7 maps on launch is beautiful.
Not a lot of your map.
He doesn't love me anymore.
I just did. He does not love me anymore.
Oh, yeah, I made it on that.
Get out of there with that crown.
We don't want to see that.
First this now believe. Oh, that's over. Oh my god, first. Game set match.
some geo runs um I could
Okay, just because that guy has the crown on, we gotta bully him until he bans.
Oh, he's not the host.
He's not the host.
Which means...
I got the item.
This guy is not getting another, and it's not happening.
Oh
He's back with revenge
You think I'm gonna forget that buddy you think I'm gonna forget that
Oh
Are you going bro?
Third place I beat him I beat him I beat him
It was worth it someone else has the crown now you're welcome
Okay, yeah, what part is this?
Oh, a tent, okay.
There's always one guy doing that in the lobbies.
Oh my God, he's so mad.
Okay.
Come on, man.
Even the guy that hit off was able to get it off the podium.
No!
Badger, mom?
3, 2, 1!
Ah!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Let's go.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Insane karma right there.
No, why is it always too much?
You're kidding.
Oh my god.
Oh man.
It's always like a 5%.
Oh, get ready RPG.
Oh no!
Nice shot!
Nice shot!
Nice shot!
What kind of shot do you have?
What kind of shot do you have?
What kind of shot?
Oh
Oh, you think I forgot like a run?
That's my yet?
Oh, that sucks.
He's already screwed.
There it is. Sixth place.
Dude, he's got a happy in turkey leg as his golf club.
I will literally kill you. I will literally kill you. Stop.
Oh my God, he...
He's getting lower than the rents
I'm gonna play something funny
My live guy, play something cool
It's funny
Come on
Ahhhh!
Fuck outta here, bro.
Nice shot.
Stop it!
This guy, this guy!
How dare you get there!
Alright, come on, please!
Please!
That's it!
That's it!
Never mind.
What is this guy doing, dude?
Okay, really? Okay, this is sabotage?
Really? Really? The 10% direct hit?
Does that?
I got it, I got it.
9th place. That dude that hit me didn't make it in.
You remember from earlier what I did, he was coming to sabotage.
It's funny in this lobby, when you are in these random lobbies, when you mess with one person, they don't forget.
They're like, okay, you piece of shit.
Okay, buddy. I see what you did there.
Shoot him.
Yeah, boys.
Hop on, boys.
Hop in, Jack.
I made this look like you're fucking too tenured again.
Fucked you're done a jury again.
No way someone could hold back.
Oh my god.
Oh! Take sir.
Wow, that guy got it from there.
Fuck you.
Fuck you! What?
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it.
Put my last to the left.
Oopsie, it's a mine.
False.
Got it, got it, got it.
No, I'm going to die, I'm going to die.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ah, shit.
Push, don't make me go here.
Manute.
The epic battle for last.
the
the
the
the
the
Oh
Okay, and it rolls down the hill that was the worst place for a penalty get away from me man
Oh
Are you kidding me man, this is the worst angle
That should be in
It's a quick one, I should try to park it.
It's a good one.
It's a very nice one.
How do you sit in the next car?
Of course, it's my next car, I'm going to go there.
I'm the last one, that's all I'm going to do.
Hey, you're going to go there?
Alright.
Lone Island.
I'm surprised no one has the horn.
Insane lag, insane lag.
Oh my god, the laggy server.
Post, sir?
This is how he wins.
is downloading. Lobby closed. Yeah, this lobby is definitely going to close. Neighbor suburban
warfare? Oh yeah, I thought that game was going to maybe be something, but nah, it just
kinda came out and died sadly
yeah I thought maybe it was going to be something
sorry
dude the host is already okay dude okay man
oh this is over
i had a chance but yeah i'm still getting updates really
10,947 things
Yeah
Chama chill here boys, I'll be on tomorrow regular stream
I'm most likely going to take Wednesday off and then be live Thursday Friday because we got marathon and
resident evil
Next stream
Tuesday
Chant thing guys for chilling. I will see you guys
Tomorrow for another one all the channel people follow Twitter all that stuff. I will see you on
Tuesday goodbye chat enjoy your night until next time people GG. I'll see you tomorrow
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