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SUB SUNDAY BUT MAYBE RESIDENT EVIL BUT WAIT HOLD ON TRIPLE A'S WE GOT OTHER GAMES HERE OK PAL SO YOU BETTER RELAX CUZ VARIETY IS COMING BUDD
03-01-2026 · 6h 05m
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Oh my god.
Hmm.
Oh, seven less.
Catch me out.
We got off.
I'll try.
Hi guys doing.
I apologize.
All right.
This is what it is, man.
Uh, chair.
You guys doing a sub sun day.
We made it.
I'm also an insane part in Resident Evil, dude.
Come on!
Alright, I'll drop some gifties for being late as well. Hold on.
A couple of gifties. Some of giftie.
Some giftie-giftie.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Uh, what do we have, boom, boom.
Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom.
Can you mod me as well for being late?
Yeah, that's not happening.
Uh...
Come on, bro.
Yeah, I'm already late. This is making me log into PayPal again. Actually, wait, hold
on. It saved some things. Alright, hold up. Alright, we're good. We're good. We're
We're good, we're good.
All right, all right.
Is World War III happening?
Yes or no?
Dude, I don't know, dude.
I'm not commenting on the situation.
All right.
All right, all right.
Yeah, we had 808 votes for sub Sunday.
And high chance of beating resident evil as well.
That's the thing right now. I could just do full sub Sunday and just keep resident evil for tomorrow.
And I probably have like 30 to one hour left.
Gip YouTube chat as well.
How do you even do that?
Bra I don't even know how to do that man, two hours left
Start with Ari nine conclude it
Chat do I conclude it or do I wait until we get through to set through subs on that we have 800 votes
I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait. I'm going to just do subsunday and then depending on how subsunday goes, I'm going to conclude it after subsunday.
Because today is a, I would say, when I conclude it, man, it's the end. I'm not going back and playing it again. Probably not.
unless what do you unlock a hard mode or something I don't know if I'd go back
for hard mode
unless it's like insane I don't know I'm it I'm thoroughly enjoying the game do I
want to then replay it for an insane mode personally I kind of
damn man I kind of wish it would it already had a very difficult mode right
up the gate and before we say classic was instead of classic I wish it was just
modern throughout and there was just a hard mode then there's the classic
elitists no they should have just made it hard mode dude I know how these nerds
Think bro, that's how they're gonna one up you
Classic you didn't play it classic. It wasn't truly hot mode
Eight hundred eight votes, I'd say we're orange on the alt of four meter
definitely orange. We're looking at a one world premiere into two, three, four, five, wait, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven potential.
but yes never played seven world premieres never played on this website no one knows what's
even happening I don't even know what's happening please finish RE9 then do sub Sunday no I'm
not going to bro as soon as I beat it I'm like done with the game you know then it's
like damn you know that's the thing multiplayer games if they're successful you can play them
for like a month plus single player games it's like once you're done it's very rare that you
go back nothing's like the first the first playthrough some people camp the game it's
It's like, okay, I'm not gonna 100% it or some shit and like go in now go into the insane
mode.
I'm 5050.
I'm off for these games.
I'm all about the first playthrough.
So yeah, after an hour, you gotta wait three to four years for the next one.
All right.
First game of subsunday.
Oh, we had it here first game on the sub Sunday.
Yeah.
Wow.
These are these are some these are some interesting ones here.
Wow.
Wow.
All right.
First game of sub Sunday.
Oh my god, it's on Twitch.
Okay, that's helpful.
That was so loud.
Ow.
That was like a sudden noise.
It just throws you in.
Bro.
Alright, this game is called the horsey game.
I have $50.
Help!
I have horse flu.
I'm afraid the treatment costs $62,375.
Go bet on horse races to make money.
Wait, you actually drive?
Oh shit.
Wait, do you collect resources?
I just got like food.
Let's go to the race track.
50 bucks on the race track.
Come on, man.
Why not sell the horse?
Buddy.
hey why not grab that lasso up there no i'm leaving i'm leaving i'm gonna first do this
and see what happens
all right what is this
horsey game by Justin Smith. Oh, now it starts.
Welcome, new player. Okay, great shakes, advantage plus, save the whales, bad hoss.
I'm thinking advantage plus. This guy sounds like the third tier of health insurance.
plus this guy you got this bro 2023 how do I up it 23 bro number two number two
20s max bet odds five to one prize 120 I here we go you're kidding dude wait
advantage plus that he takes a second man hold up hold up oh my god oh my god dude
this is what I'm talking about why don't go backwards
oh my god oh my god go away that wasn't the finish line holy shit dude that
That was lap one!
How is four even moving?
I am not controlling it dude!
I am a spectator!
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait!
You won though!
Even the music stopped.
The music just stopped.
Now I just feel bad for the horsies.
There we go, we won, easy.
That was not a scripted win.
Wait, what just happened?
Wait, what did I just press?
Was that an actual?
If you know you're gonna lose, oh my god.
Better luck with the next race, place your bets.
Dude, come on man.
Yo, why is this horse?
This is an OB sports.
Expresso?
What if it's, yeah, he actually might win.
He might win.
I'll go 10 bucks.
10 bucks.
Okay, let's try this again here.
Okay, do not rip the ticket.
Oh, that's what, there it is.
Okay sure. Oh my god. Oh my god. This center of mass works. It's half camel, half horse.
Easy. Okay nice, nice.
have another go wait so what if I leave bring a horse here if you want to race
if you had a lasso you could catch a horse like I was selling a lasso
how much the lasso was all this guy's selling us his lasso's
oh 50 bucks I saw wild horses southwest of here hey lasso shovel hay bale 150
Oh my god, a wild horse!
Come on buddy!
Come on!
Shit!
Oh god, the lid's here.
Oh!
Hello friend, welcome to my little old ranch.
Grab and pick up a horse if you want to trade.
Nah man, hold on, hold on, let's see.
Oh, let me sit here.
Oh my God, I got one.
I see.
Hello, welcome to my little ranch.
Grab and pick a horse if you want to trade.
I see.
If I get, oh, 140 for rice picker?
I see.
Don't know bro. I don't know do I stop the horse lasso a horse
All right drag horse outside trailer to set free can I feed it?
All right wait, can I have multiple horses? Oh
One lasso per horse
Alright, let's see what we got here.
Oh my God, a rare!
Who lives here?
Oh, these are all traders.
A Ray of Floats, 4 star, 1 star.
A horse is a 2 star.
Does he want to trade? Let me see.
Array of floats is my perfect horse. I'll only accept 640
Bro, I'll give you this horse. Look at him. He's ready for the races. Look at how he moves
Look at that technique
I run a very stable stable
All right, whatever oh 73 dollars for horse
No. No. He's an award-winning horse, you piece of shit. How often do I have to feed him? F***
you, man. Alright, horses stick with me. Clyde's rides. Welcome to Clyde's rides. I'm Clyde
and these are my rides.
Oh shit, Matt.
Yeah, well, we make it big, I'm upgrading.
Hoop the Ville.
Oh shit.
Payundae.
All right, eventually.
Sue's Glooze.
Welcome to Sue's Glooze.
Three cents per pound.
Of course, I'm just checking.
Okay, yeah, the thousand pounds.
Let's see him race.
I'm just saying, of course, if we lose, I don't want to come back here.
There's not a lot of room in the trailer.
I got bills to pay.
Bummer's Hunch! These horses are useless. Take my horses and breed a racer with them.
If you bring me a horse, that descends from either privacy policy, Calculate Chaos, or
Rain Drop, I'll give you $2,000. You must prove it's vast. Your horse must win a race
at the track. And also have big ears exactly like these duds.
Darlings, hop to it. That was so specific.
Okay, let's go. Alright, horse, you're up.
I'm gonna bet 10 bucks on you, okay?
10 bucks!
Oh, it was north.
Wait, my house? Hold on, my house?
Oh my god, dude drag horses into the barn. Oh shit, you can live here, dude
What do they do the hay for?
Can you eat it? Oh, he's not hungry. I think I can stash my stuff here. Maybe this is my inventory
All right, we're ready
Let's go
Wait, where's my horse?
I don't bet my own horse.
Oh, here we go.
Wait, mine horse, you need $25 to enter a horse?
Are you kidding me?
Price $500?
Bruh, I told you about the glue factory, didn't I, all right?
I told you.
It's both our heads.
Okay, I told them I'm going to go in there with you.
If we lose this, we're both going to the glue factory.
All right.
Go to the track to watch horse race.
Okay, here we go.
I never named him.
Oh, shit.
All right, no pressure, you got this.
Oh, it's it's age.
Oh, oh, I thought that was like it's raining.
All right, let's move.
No! Get up, dude! You're kidding. Can I feed him today? We're not gonna lose to dead.
Horse get up
Dude
No way
No
Oh, man.
Five bucks?
What is this?
Oh, it's so nice to see you.
Oh, yeah.
Show me any trophies?
Doctor Horse?
The treatment for horse blue costs 62,000.
All right boy. I don't know what to tell you. I don't know what to tell you man. I told you it was gonna be both of us.
And here it is. Where the hell is the glue factory?
Sellin' at the ranch?
Sellin' at the ranch by a lasso.
Do I have like an overbarret?
Do I have like a map?
I'm lost.
Crisper Lab?
What the hell?
Spoofing.
The power is out again.
Find a way to restore power.
You can use it.
You can use it.
You can use it.
You can use it.
You can use it.
You can use it.
You can use it.
You can use it.
We can mutate our horses?
There's a lot here.
Excuse me?
Hello horse fan, maybe this guy?
52 bucks?
Why not?
My horse!
Hi!
Ah, he doesn't want to leave, bro.
Don't do this, man!
He doesn't want to leave, bro.
Other guy was more money.
I thought I'll name you Lancelot of the Round Table.
See, he has a good home, dude.
Watch, now I'm gonna end up getting an insane horse, and then he's gonna be the final battle.
And he'll win.
Hi, horsey!
Let's go get a lasso.
Hi horsey!
Let's go get a lasso.
Oh, there, oh, now we find it.
Oh, there it is.
Alright, where was the lasso place?
Bob's, I think Bob did.
Was offering me more money.
Last of this guy right here.
Okay.
I wonder if I can train the horses.
There's gotta be a way to earn money unless I just keep betting.
I'll take care of your old horses for a hundred bucks.
Okay.
That's where the age comes into play.
What'll it be?
Why am I got money to drink?
Ten bucks?
Yeah, I think catching and selling horses is the way
we grind initially.
Yeah!
Where's the closest barn?
Because uh, we'll catch wild horses and give them to a stable, so they can give them a
good home.
Even though they're good free.
$25?
There you go, keep them safe.
I totally just got scammed.
Holy shit.
God, how much was this?
50 damn bucks!
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go gambad.
Bro, I thought I was an instant...
I instantly sold it, I thought it was gonna be a profit no matter what. Alright?
It's okay, we can make it back.
Rice cooker bro, come on!
It's not a rating. It's their age.
That's good. That's a, that's a distressing name.
Come on, bro. Chill.
You're, are you kidding me?
Rice cooker, please. I'm literally bankrupt.
I just got a scam.
I just got a scam.
I just got a scam.
I just got a scam.
I just got a scam.
bankrupt I just got I scammed myself dude come on oh my god oh my god
there it is there it is raise the stakes minimum bet is now five oh he has
Nikes on hefty peppers. I feel like this is the what's the sketchy there's some sketchy shit here
50 bucks
50 bucks
Are you serious right now?
Why didn't he just get frozen in time?
Dude wake up
Yeah, he's literally done
Come on, dude.
You know what?
I'm going back.
Give me a lasso.
Give me the damn lasso.
The thing is, once I lasso a horse, it needs to be more than 50 bucks.
Does it matter what farm I go to or ranch I go to?
46 maybe the further away ranches the further the more distance away the more expensive 66
why would I race this horse why would I race this horse test them first to see if they
They can race good?
Is there a test track?
Was there a test track somewhere?
I could sell them.
At my house, there's a test track.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, holy shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on, do that again, do that again.
No way.
No way.
Hold on, boy, hold on.
Hold on, boy. Hold on.
Let me give you some carbs before the big race tomorrow.
Eat it all up.
Eat it all up. Let me name you.
Here, you can go in the house.
Use my bed. I'll sleep in the barn.
Tomorrow's the race day.
All right.
Get ready. I'm ready.
We're gonna be rich.
We're gonna be rich.
Boy, get ready.
Okay.
I tried.
Oh boy, there we go.
His name is,
his name is,
True.
Audi A4.
Oh
All right, here we go. Oh wait, I messed up
Good luck
Do we're not losing to carpal tunnel
All right, man, you do what you did at that do what you did at the house track and do what you did
Do what you did
No way.
No, man, no.
What do you mean?
I didn't want to do this, boy.
I didn't want to do this, boy.
But I got no money.
I didn't want to do this, man.
I know.
I know.
Give him another chance.
I can't afford another chance.
What am I supposed to do?
Uh.
Fine.
You're lucky.
You're lucky the glue place doesn't math.
All right, this is the dude.
I thought you were the one.
Bob might take care of you.
40 bucks.
I need lasso money.
Let me talk to this guy over here.
Oh, why would I breathe him?
literally flipped oh yo oh yo okay 56 is good sure I can get a lasso I feel like
this strat is to get just to keep getting wild horses and slowly making
money that's what you got to do
You can breed them eventually.
Now fuck you, Bob.
Dude, this guy- Bob's a piece of shit, man.
This guy did say his stable's almost full, and he almost offered me a good price.
Eight bucks?
Oh my god, dude.
This guy's a grandpa-ass horse.
Oh my god.
I didn't realize
Now
Bob did or Bob did offer 40 bucks
Was there a... wait can we farm these, uh the... maybe we can farm or... you must be able to
lasso the the deer or some shit the elks
I don't know why I came here is there another bar around here or ya oh that's
a hundred bucks
maybe this family wants it good afternoon you want this horse
Hello!
Might rain, might not, no.
Who knows, maybe they want a horse.
Asiande pante! I say, hola to you, amigo!
I'll give you one bottle of hot sauce.
What if hot sauce is insane and will guarantee a win?
Well, I have no money to do with anything, I'm gonna have to go on that.
Alright, let's head back, actually, what's down this road?
We're going on a road trip.
There you go, I found a new home for you.
There you go.
24 bucks, dude.
Never mind.
We gotta go to Bob's.
You can do the bunny quest thing?
Dude, I'm actually, I'm like lost now.
I hope this game looms.
Where the hell are we?
This guy doesn't even want the horse.
Circle the coral.
38 bucks?
Alright.
Oh my god!
No!
Where'd he go?
Oh he's right there.
There you go.
I thought he ran away Bob's farm oh we're back
all right okay here we go here we go
I'm racing another horse, even though I have no money, I'm going to find another rare horse.
There's no way to know the stats.
Did I actually get an elk?
You think so?
This is the play here?
What's going to be elk land?
They won't know.
elk land. They won't know. I'll make it so my elk wears the hat. They'll never see the antlers.
I have the land. Shit, I need 24 bucks though. I don't have enough money.
Hiya, let's do some, let's do some tests.
Here we go.
Holy shit, he's like, he's an old fuck.
Dude, he's seven.
Goddamnit.
Bob, you want this horse?
Forty bucks, Bob.
Come on man.
Maybe I can like go in, what is the padded, padded, oh that's just here.
Oh
Well no no yo six bucks
You can ah no, I'm not doing that
Yeah, actually too looks like he's insane.
Okay.
Yeah, this is why you don't gamble.
What?
What? How is he doing that?
If only Winona could do that.
Scoot this dung into the cart and I'll pay you 50 bucks
Are you are you kidding me? All right, thank you
All right, here we go place your bets
Yeah, easy money wasp subsurface scattering
That's an insane name
This guy's gotta win
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
Oh, what is that horse?
Ringwood has won 8-1.
Alright, Ringwood, this is your moment.
This is your moment, man.
Are you are you serious for those odds those were odds weren't they?
Okay
Wow
What the hell is this?
For some reason, the ones with mustaches are insane, but there's two.
This one's got a little weight on him.
15.7.
Mmmmm.
I think Petrime's gonna win this one.
All in.
Send it.
It's like a rocket ship. Okay.
Where's the dung?
Where's the dumb bro? You know what? I'm gonna find my own horse. I'm gonna find my
own damn horse. I'm leaving this place! It's rigged!
I can't race the elk. I need money. I need to win. Fine. I need to win one damn match.
We're okay. I need it. I need some money to race it out.
Nace layer chat. I swear to God, it's 50 for a lasso and then $25 to get in to the race.
I'm on petrime. No, man. Threaten nace layer. Wait, do I still have... Oh, yeah, true. Oh
my God. What am I talking about? Bro, what am I saying? Where am I? Agreed. Agreed.
Good luck. I never named you for a reason. Okay, wait, I can name you. Actually, no,
That's a perfect name for an elk.
No one will notice.
Alright, here we go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Think about the tortoise!
The tortoise!
You know what, we can go again, he was close.
Go home and rest your horse first.
You know what, I've seen people lose.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
some food the horse isn't hungry you got to eat you have to come on all right
come on I'm gonna give you one more at 10 maybe you started with a loss now you
have some experience that is a new day all right just think about the glue
factory all right pretend you're running away from the glue factory okay
You got this. All right
Here we go here we go let's go let's go let's go
Stick with it, they'll flip
Okay. Okay. This third place get a prize though. Third place might get a prize.
I still don't get anything.
Where's the gun?
Where's the gun?
Thank you.
Wait, that guy had an alligator.
Like I was racing an alligator.
Alright, think about tomorrow.
Alright, I know you're a 90-year-old horse who should be retired, but no.
I'm gonna feed you a... don't tell me that's a... what was that symbol?
What does that mean?
No, no, no.
He's still got fight in him.
He's still got fight in him
Fine horse you got there. I am I know thank you
The horse is too old to race. Oh my god
Okay, I know where you can retire it's all right we tried I know a guy
Where did I put my boots or I remember them just south of my apple tree?
Can you go dig them up? You'll need a shovel.
What? That horse is too old?
No.
Oh no.
There's one other farmer I know of.
It might take you.
No.
Okay, okay, okay, bro
Just close your eyes
Okay, just this is how it is
I'll remember you horse the elk
One last apple.
Oh God.
Make it go fast.
I can't, I can't.
I can't think about it.
He's in a better place.
How much was a shovel?
You can't afford that.
95?
I'm a dollar off.
I'm a dollar off.
What should I do here, boys?
Lasso?
Lasso?
Lasso and I get an insane creature to horse.
I don't think you can sell apples.
I need an insane wild horse.
You don't know if they're fast. You don't know.
What does that arrow mean?
I think it's saying there's nothing over here.
In Iceland, they serve horse meat? Is that true? Wait.
Anyone have worse meat is a good
Is it like a delicacy or you like is it like that occasional you eat it like a venison you eat occasionally
Bro, this Elk is the one, holy shit.
He's crazy dude.
Alright.
Oh!
Alright Elk, let's move man!
Elks are slow, not this one buddy, not this one.
This is an award-winning creature.
Alright, let me see here.
Watch, you'll see.
Oh, whoops. I have nowhere near the money required to save your life.
Alright, what's your name?
Horse?
Horse V2.
Not an L.
Alright, there's your pre-workout.
Two, and three.
What the fuck?
How much do you eat?
Yo, we'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
Hold on.
Oh, you're hungry.
Oh, now you're not hungry.
Okay.
Okay, as we were, as we were. Yeah, fight horse. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god, we're
versing Hoover Dam and Nayslayer. Oh dude, this is some BS. We got seeded into previous
winners. Let's move. Come on man. Oh my god. Wait. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. No dude. Okay.
Hey, Hoover Dammit! I need a horse built like Hoover Dammit. No wonder that's his name.
Ah, shit, dude.
He's built like a cow.
That's alright, man. You're gonna go to Bob's Farm. Okay, I'm gonna tell him you're a horse. It's okay.
40 bucks?
Maybe, maybe. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You can have him. You can have him. You can have him. I need a lasso.
I gotta keep him in some... I don't know how to breed. There's a way to breed.
I don't know how wait you need specific
What the hell
I like need something
I think it needs a specific item
Go to the farm up top and is he dead?
Oh, you can click this.
Answer to Finnegan's Wake.
Answers to Finnegan's Wake.
How the hell are we finding that?
$500 bucks?
Venigans wake?
Is that him?
That could be him. That could also be him.
How do you call it?
Dude, has this been again?
I kinda wanna go recheck.
That could be him! That could be him! You can't magnify in glass all the time. That could
You can't click on the horse.
Bro, I need to look at it again.
I need to look at it again.
I don't think it's either of them.
I gotta look at Finnegan again.
It could be him.
I guess some of them look so similar.
I forget what the original looks like.
Shit.
I need a screenshot of Finnegan.
I'm sorry.
All right, there's Finnegan.
Chad, don't forget.
That's what he looks like.
He has a short tail.
I don't like that.
But again!
That's him right there!
Wait, is this him?
I swear that could be him.
But he was a bit more brown.
He was more this color.
Literally him, but more brown.
Dude, that could be him.
Yeah, that could literally be Finnegan.
Is he sleeping?
Dude, that could be him.
I- Wait, he disappeared.
Oh my god.
Wrong feet.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my God!
Wrong feet!
I think so, the eyes were wrong.
Hail too big.
We're never finding this thing.
We're never finding this damn horse.
That's why he had a $500 reward.
No one's found it.
Why would he be lost in front of the ranch?
He's by the Elts.
I'm looking for the Elks.
Maybe he's blending into the Elks.
That was him?
I swear to God.
Yeah, I swear to God you guys are trolling. I swear. Some of you people are going. Wait,
Is that him?
No, that's not him.
That's not him.
That's not him, dude.
Bro, it is not him.
Why, I am gonna, I am gonna, you know what?
Cause we're gonna next game it.
I'm gonna get him.
And then, you know what?
Just remember when you were wrong.
Remember when you were wrong!
Remember when you were wrong!
Okay?
You had him before, Brian!
You fucking idiot!
Where the hell am I?
What the hell?
Oh
There's so many roaming packs of tigers
I never I didn't do the breeding
Where the hell is this
There is
I say it's been again, dude
No different eye color wrong tail holy wrong placement of legs
No, they're little they're in the rectangle not on the corners
All right
Okay, we're gonna end this by racing him and the next game.
Insane game though, holy shit man.
I would restart and try to actually make money if I gave it a good attempt.
It's a good game.
Oh yeah, I have no money.
Damn it man, I have no money.
It's okay, it's okay, I can gamba.
Scorpio is crazy.
money on Scorpio. Easy win.
There it is. There it is. Wow.
Okay, okay, now you're up, bro. You're up. You're up. Here we go, horse. Ready? Next
game. Come on, man. Here we go. Here we go. Donald Buck. Great shakes and weird dog.
Let's see.
Oh my god, yo, wait, next game.
Hold on dude, he has a technique.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
What?
Dude, what?
dude what oh my god dude yeah oh oh what is this go let me feed him I don't know what
This is a blanket for you.
Oh my God, was that a hay bale?
Enjoy, dude.
You get the shovel.
Didn't he say there was something underneath his apple tree?
Who said that again?
Who the fuck said that?
Who's apple tree?
Is that the Bob's farm?
It's gotta be this one.
What the hell, man?
Oh, shit, y'all 200 bucks?
Yeah, everything was changed in the game.
No way you can do that again.
No way you can do that again, bro. Go to bed. You can have my bed. I'll sleep in here.
Alright. Here we go.
Oh, you can eat? Okay, there it is.
I don't know if you like the apples better. He's not hungry. He's ready.
Same technique, same rhythm.
Same rhythm, you got this.
And if you win this, the champions are next, okay?
You got this, man.
Oh, he's versing Winona.
Oh my God.
Okay, come on, come on.
No pressure, no pressure.
Just the same way you, same technique, same technique.
You got it, same technique.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my god. Bro, do we...
Holy dude, what?
Are you kidding me?
We actually have a champion class horse?
Got a bad, got a bad. Take that, take the bed, take the bed.
Yo!
Dude, he's champion class.
How do we breed him? Yo, he is old.
Do I need to go to that weird farm with the bunnies?
Or do I have to get a...
Alright, I need a lasso.
What if I get an elk?
What if I get an elk?
I don't know the stats of the other one.
one. This one, he looks too deep. All right, let's see if this works. I may have thrown.
Okay, I don't know how, let's see.
Why doesn't it work?
Oh.
There it is.
Okay, let them sleep.
Next game, we got a horse family.
Everybody's eating.
All right, the championship it is today.
Here we go.
Today's the day.
Today's the day.
$250.
Listen.
This is all on you next game.
Just note the glue factory is always there.
Okay, especially because it's a $250 entry.
Okay, you got this.
Okay...
And...
Whoa!
No!
No, no, no, no!
We're not gonna lose to that camel!
Drag that front hoof!
Oh my God, dude.
What the hell is this?
The speed is insane!
Okay
Well, what do we get anything for a second maybe oh dude, he's good too. He's good
There should be a prize for a second man
All right, you're lucky I got enough for another you're lucky we're gonna go to bed and I'm getting next game it
come on the problem was he didn't eat hey I don't think that is the son actually
ready why does it say this son is old oh my god dude she's a grandma all right
Yeah, you're up, boy.
Your dad was an insane racer.
You're up.
Oh, it needs two wins.
All right, we got to see here.
Here we go, here we go.
Yay!
Come on man. Come on. Disaster. Disaster. Next game, as we continue.
Game that game was actually pretty awesome dude. That was a good game
Next game as we
Continue
We are jumping to another one
Yeah, the default Microsoft
Wallpapers are hitting dude not a wallpaper engine. I haven't even checked
They're just good. There's good images man
They're just good images
The next game.
Okay, I don't know what's that apparently a lot of animal games were voted for.
the
It just started this is the zoo. I get to take care of starting today. This game is called my voice zoo
But I have to make the animal sounds myself that's a little weird, but it does sound kind of fun
What is this?
It just like throws you into the game
What is this?
What?
A dock floats just fine on the water.
Duck?
What's up with all these animal games, bro?
Name your animal.
Quack.
Record the voice.
Wack.
Wack.
Wack.
Get an animal to move it wherever you like.
Oh, yeah, go in there.
Wait, he makes you money? Wait, what's the why do I have 50 coins?
Oh, you just gain money over time. Instead of you paying taxes, the government slowly
pays you tax. I like looking for other animals. Rerecord. I think I find different animals
or something. Alright just keep adopting. You just keep adopting? Oh.
Alright his name is Ba.
I
Gotta find him something and get it go over there, dude
and they're all over the place what is this here which one
what are you what what what what noise does a goat make
He's a little special, he's special, bro, he's special, bro, he's special, bro, he's
You special bro
Everytime you get closer, you just does that
All right
Box, oh my god
It's sweet oh, it's IU isn't it yeah, what the hell do we do with this?
What noises does the fox make?
What does the fox say?
Fox, fox noises.
No one's making that noise, bro.
No one's making that noise.
I don't know what to do for it.
I don't know what to do for this one.
Wait, he doesn't even, he doesn't even do anything.
He doesn't even do anything.
His mouth doesn't even move.
Can I rename him?
I have to completely re-record this.
Alright, we're gonna go with Wars and Rars.
15!
Alright, that one's better.
Perfect.
Here, I got some- can we light the fire?
You can't even start the fire in this game.
Okay, how about...
Who's next?
Who's next?
How is this?
Penguin?
No!
No!
No!
I think it needs to be one long drawn out it doesn't match the void yeah
Yeah, this will be a one-three-second-long-nude.
Goofy-ah game?
Why you playing this Goofy-ah?
This is no chairman, you play Goofy-ah?
NOOOOOOOT!
Sure man, sure, they're all slow, dude.
What noise does a walrus make?
He's a cute fucking walrus, dude.
Yo, he's chillin'.
He's a cool wars dude.
A polar bear?
He doesn't seem like the roaring type.
He doesn't seem like the roaring type.
He seems like a Coca-Cola bear.
more gels with a Coca-Cola.
oh yeah that actually kind of works man kind of
kinda kinda i know a little bit a little bit
why not why not
bro a fucking reindeer dude what what noise am i making with a reindeer
reindeer
what are we doing with this
what the hell are they
what the hell are they
Hold on, a reindeer?
Like a horn?
Um, his name is Lowell.
Yeah, it kind of works dude, it kind of works.
Alright, what else are we doing here?
Oh, shit, a parrot!
Even though it's a parrot.
I
Yeah, he's the Loras he's a parent that grew up amongst chicken dumbass all right
All right, you don't know what you're talking about, bro.
Dude, did Flamingos even make noises, dude?
What the hell, dude?
here.
Scream.
Oh yeah.
Hold on im muting im muting bro it's awkward when you guys hear it bro
You're shit.
All right.
I don't know what to name him.
Thank you. Thank you.
I like white
Okay, hold up what do we got next here?
Shit man
Yo, dude the owl is sick, bro
I guess it makes sense. It's a zoo. You want to put them everywhere?
That's not bad. That's not bad.
Okay, okay. How many animals are there? God damn, dude, that's a lot of VA.
Oh, we got a grind. We got a grind. Hold up.
Oh, let's move him over here.
He can chill here.
He's fucking getting too warm.
We can go chill with Quack.
Quack!
Quack can chill over there.
Quack, quack.
Quack!
Quack, quack.
Okay, we got him now.
Wait, re-record?
Oh, I see.
All right, let me see.
These things sound screwed.
Hold on, man.
Hold on.
Bald eagle screech.
Bald eagle screech.
What are we thinking here?
Call of the bald eagle.
it's like an even it's like a seagull it's like a 30 evolution of a seagull
Yeah, I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I have a variation I have a variation
These are one attempts, one and done!
Close.
Yeah, I feel like the birds are good.
The birds make sense.
Oh, shit.
Oh my God. Yeah, that was more like a crow.
Oh my God.
No, bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Mufasa.
Mufasa.
Alright, we have our little safari here.
Oh, shit.
We got Mufasa, the king of the jungle, near the flamingo.
Frankie by near the Paris who grew up amongst chicken
You're a huffy owl your little legal
We got a sweet a goat
We got a heart of the fucking war
Well, yeah, Coca-Cola?
Alright, do I have enough?
Oh, shit.
Dude, what noise do rhinos make, man?
I've seen the documentaries, but they're always music and shit,
and they're always, like, making it all cinematic.
Usually there's, like, some instruments playing.
What the hell do they sound like, slow-mo's?
Okay, not with a laugh.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
All right.
This name is Horan.
All right, y'all, y'all, the kingdom is growing, dude.
This is like Lion King, bro.
Holy shit.
We might need to have a meeting I might need to gather all the animals
Oh shit All right
All right, all right
I don't know about this one, bruh
I don't know about this one brah. I don't know about this one brah. Sure dude.
Nah I don't know about that one.
Nah, dumbo bro, dumbo, we need to hire staff, I know.
There's a whole roster.
Holy shit.
Ah dude nah bro nah this ain't it uh-uh
Moodang brother Moodang whatever happened to Moodang
I think it's it's too close to the rhino he grew up is that what happened to moving
Why is there one farting the safari is a very gassy kingdom
All right, who's this a bear
Yo
Yeah, he seems like a really nice bear.
He seems like a really nice bear.
We're gonna name him Teddy.
See, he's not gassy.
He's not gassy bro, he's fine!
You know what, this would be a great kids game.
You're right, it would be.
Just walk around.
This is a great kids game.
They are having panic attacks.
I know.
get multiple parents wait you can't know it's one of each it's kind of funny it's
a funny game I can't brah I can't next game next game that was kind of funny
that was kind of funny he he he I'll be able to next game as we continue the next game
game. This one, wait, hold on. The next game. This one was heavily voted for. I wonder why.
I wonder why this one's either going to be funny or super cringe alt f4
I don't know how it always is
The next game
Hold on, hold on.
Oh, there we go, what the hell?
I have to restart my dashboard.
There we go.
Hold up.
why is the my voice category full of youtubers wait what it wasn't really
wait was is that a popular game oh this came out of patch as well what did they
patch the next game woman simulator
But I keep on smiling anyway, bro. I can even identify this is AI
Dude, what even is this?
This is insane
Day one.
There's plates everywhere.
Day one.
Take a note from the fridge.
Oh, I have a bunch of chores okay, bro, okay
Okay
Actually real
Yeah, this is more like hey anybody this is the dev clearly lives with his mom.
And then doesn't respect his mom if you make a game like this.
Dev lives with his mom.
That's the only thing.
I think this game doesn't even make sense.
Either lives with his mom or doesn't respect his mom or his sister.
That's what it is.
And then you make a dumbass game.
TLBR.
Yeah.
a joke laugh my ass off yeah I mean I guess if you're taking as a joke sure so
why are you guys being upset with what I'm talking about here it's a fucking
dumbass game I'm just making an observation you guys are the ones
defending the fucking that you guys are getting mad I'm just making
conversation did we get all the socks oh shit did we get all the socks
oh fuck
wait is there an ankle monitor there is
We can't stop it. We'll leave it right here. Okay. Made simulator, might make more sense.
We have here for my dear wife. He left you some money for the day
How much did we how much do we have here I
Don't play in this shit chat
Next game next game all yours
Next game
Is this one co-op? I think so.
I wasn't going to play this game,
but I mean it came out.
I don't think this game was going to come out so soon,
but here we are.
I'm going to play a single-player game, and I'm going to play a single-player game, and
I'm going to play a single-player game.
who has this game chat don't get upset over woman simulator relax you'll survive
what do we have here if you're upset well I don't know what to tell you
Push the top field of view.
Alright.
Oh, you can customize.
Okay.
I'm feeling we're going to go with these.
All right, what do we do in this game post and before IP nope
Give a name to your gas station probe and go
Would you play man simulator I would and then probably alt before the same way because it'd be probably stupid
It would be like a lull and then you move on you wouldn't play it for an hour
Shall we name in this gas station
What do we have here?
I have probing go, agreed.
Oh, yeah, this FOV is not it.
Yeah, where the hell was that movie I just changed it over here 70 75
Buy products using the touchscreen in the alien back room
Edit mode construction
All these games today just kind of spawn you right in okay. No intro. You just kind of like in
Looks like you made it to earth son. I'll help you set up
Don't let me down again
Remember your training and follow the objectives at the top left of your screen also pay attention to messages and hints on the bottom left
We don't want you to lose control of your limbs again in case you don't remember your training
I added some instruction on how to play section
By products using the touchscreen in the alien back room
Oh, you know the mouse in this game is wild
What I've been I
Don't mind playing an alien though
All right, what do we have here, let's see
Hey, what up, can you hear me can you hear me can you hear me can you hear me can you hear me can you hear me look?
At the name tags a lot of
Hola
What I've been
All right, what are we doing here? This is the bathroom by products using in the alien back room
All right, here.
Whoa.
OK, so we're a bunch of aliens that run a shop.
That's what we're doing here.
OK, hold on.
How do I talk?
It's supposed to talk options, controls.
Oh, team.
Let me see.
There we go. Oh, we can't afford that. Nope.
Ah, boys, I got some products that humans cannot know where aliens.
OK, they cannot know.
Oh, hey, great disguises.
Place the ordered stock out of the box.
Oh, things just delivered.
There's no music in this game.
What the fuck?
Bro, this game has really good reviews.
But I don't know if it's like the I feel like there's a wave of friend sloppers
or just go around just liking any concept I don't know if this falls in that
category let's find out okay I might need to put my own OST what is a what
is a good one here we shop trap remix boss out of diesel bus supermarket sim
M-O-S-T. Motherfucker, go fuckin' find some, dude. Get on a plane and go process some.
Get on a plane, get on the UFO, go get some. I don't know what to do.
Alright, boss.
Go fuckin' get some, man.
Where are the human customers?
We gotta open the shop, alright.
Alright, act natural.
If we get caught, I don't know what they're gonna do.
Oh, here we go, here we go!
Hello!
Gonna get propped!
Hello, humans! I mean, I love being human!
Ah!
What an excellent day to be humans!
Greetings, sir!
Ah, I love cereal!
Would you like that flop flop chick that I'll store, sir?
I love cereal!
Do I have to check the... do I have to change the price?
Ah!
Ah, man, that one really tickles my inner dimmies.
How do you like using our human restrooms?
There we go.
I think the height of ourselves is quite human.
Alright, let me see.
These humans use...
Hold on.
These pieces of metal are adorable.
There we go. I have to download how to do that.
Ah! Okay. There we go.
Alright. Thank you for shopping.
Okay. Yo, wait. Why is the gas here? Why do we have the gas here?
Yeah, my sensitivity is insane.
Why are you mad?
Why are you mad?
Why are you mad, bro?
don't have his favorite cereal. Let me see. What do we not have? Oh, this is what he wanted.
Oh shit
All right, let's see here
Yeah, this game feels like any other game that I've played of this nature, are we doing anyone buy gas yet?
I didn't see any boss.
Can I get hit by a car?
Yeah boss, I'm still missing diesel. I don't see any diesel. That's what I bought some.
I don't know. I don't know.
We need more money for diesel, Matt. We gotta sell shit and then we'll get diesel.
You're the new manager, Matt.
Set the price for another shelf label.
Oh, white.
Market price, brah.
Market price plus 10.
New mission, order a can of diesel.
Oh, there it is.
You might not be able to afford those.
You gotta sell a couple of more things.
More blows.
Gotta sell a couple of more things.
Where are they even getting their gas from?
Is anyone even using the pumps?
Oh, there's a pump.
No one has gotten gas though.
What the hell, man?
Hey, did you get diesel?
We got diesel!
Where is it?
We're gonna explode it.
You gotta fill this.
Why is it?
How do you fill this?
Oh my god, please don't ask for diesel.
Hello sir, ma'am?
God dammit!
Bro, we need diesel!
The first customer wants diesel!
Oh lord it! Why is it?
What's the delivery guy just give them regular gas and say okay wait right here
Okay, hold on how do you feel this man go underneath the damn canisters are underground
How do we fill this I
Don't know how to fill this I
Figured it out
Nice, fine buff, he's going to give it 87.
No, no, no, we have diesel.
You're going to make her blow up or something.
You got it.
What's the fine buff?
Why is he mad?
He's mad and just started shitting everything out.
Meeeewww, like this!
Don't tell me we got to buy a trash can.
Do we have a trash can?
It's out back boss.
Nice.
One at a time.
Put it in the alien recycling?
I tried, nothing happened.
Unless...
Oh, plus 20 alien points. Oh shit, we're analyzing the human's trash.
Yo, keep dropping stuff on the ground, humans.
Trash in the front room. Customers are complaining. Oh, all good.
Hey, can we put a human in this?
No way, no way. Yeah, did she get diesel?
Yeah, yeah, I gave it to you, so how do I refill it?
Just look at the bar and, uh, hold up, like...
Alright, how we doing? People in the shitter?
What is this? Successful business!
What?
Oh, it's empty. We need more diesel.
What are these random hats? What are these random boots?
weird I'm gonna go order some more stuff we're actually making money now upgrades
holy shit yeah this game is kind of you're just aliens and it's just like
All right, you slowly unlock stuff to upgrade more ship cameras
Trash bag other alien points
We'll get more
What is that?
Are we ready for the next day?
We have trash bags now.
Yeah, there's some supplies in the bag.
Don't make me go back the woman simulator. I will beat that game
Gather 300 research points by performing a research
It's a painting of customers my bad
All right, yeah, yeah, sorry about that. Thank you
There we go
What the hell is that supposed to be?
I swear I like just kiddin' the car, but that is what it should be.
I think you're good. Oh wait target. Oh god
Are you serious bro, what is this a EU gas pump?
Ah boys we're done for the day, feels good.
Clean that up.
Isn't this four players?
We have room for one more alien.
Holy.
What happened?
What happened?
God damn!
Hey! Help!
Ah!
I don't know what this human is doing right now.
Open it up.
Oh my god.
What is this a damn hotel?
Does this look like a buffet?
You can just take a shit and start drinking water.
Did you even buy anything?
I was acting like this is hospitality or what the hell? This is something I've been in breakfast.
That was great!
I got the shade!
I got water for free!
And now I'm for the living!
Oh, for free!
Yeah!
I was shaking!
I love taking this shit there.
All right let's go shop boys we're done, we're done.
How the hell do we go the next day?
Oh yeah, true, true.
All right.
Good work.
We'll clean it tomorrow.
Oh nice. Good shit boys. $200 profit. I think I gooped on the floor. I think, Jim can you go outside too? I think it doesn't goop on the parking lot.
So the lore is we left our home planet. Oh my god, who's been gooping all over the parking lot?
damn i think i think it's me oh maybe let's try to dance it yeah the lores we left our planet um
and we're hoping that the overlords don't find us i'm just dancing all right legs
Oh
Beautiful
All right sure about
Yeah so we're aliens we left our home planet and we're blending in until the
overlords find us and zap us and execute us back on planet so yes so right now
we're just blending in you know hoping they don't find us and gas station on
Earth. Pretty much. Especially what's going on here. Soundboard? Where's the soundboard?
Yo!
Can I read your cap?
cap
get this shit out of here
get this shit out of here
get that shit out of there
what?
oh come back!
did you buy a fought machine?
uh... gather three hundred research points gather five hundred buckaroos
let's go boys let's go let's move
shit on the ground
Yeah, where's our thing to clean shit up? Where's our mop?
There's a sponges hanging on the wall the bathroom
That's a fucking sponge
Trash up front again people are complaining. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. All right
stop dancing stop dancing what they said put the spice back stop dancing it's
hard to control okay
I can't research the mother fucker man
doesn't look like I can research the mother fucker brother what did you want
research you only have 20 shit-ass alien
points dude are you kidding me who is
the 10 I'm so sorry I'm so sorry here
you go all right oh my god useless
employees there you go there you go
hello man you were considered
Yo, go get gas go get gas fast 93 93 pronto
These empty all right no one owns the land over here, so I get
No one's gonna see it
And Kobe no one's gonna see that
Hey hurry up man
Where's waiting?
I need three. Wait, did she want 97? Okay. There it is.
All right, that's reworked. There it is. There it is. Wow.
is wow i know next time you don't even get on the watch we do this kind of weird
does anyone do that does that does anyone go to a full service gas pump and then get out and
watch the guy pump the gas all the time
very strange behavior
I just hear an explosion what the hell did that happen?
ah, nothing
oh, gloop, the gloop at the gas station
gloop at the gas station
can we get a clean up?
there you go, you have a complimentary for shopping here
complimentary, take this home with you
hang it on a wall, thank you
what's the gloop? oh, I'm talking about the gloop
What happened? Who's the glue?
Word boss. I'm on it
We go analyze this
Analysis
The empty one I can actually get rid of
research jerrycans motherfucker how many times are you gonna say that where do
you go and do that where do you see jerrycans and then how expensive is it
I don't see it anywhere. I meant analyze.
You can throw them away in the dumpster in the back. Yeah, but this is how you get alien
points. I don't think this actually works. Yeah, it doesn't work.
Oh
My god, okay, what the heck is this? Hey, how's someone farted on pump, too?
Shit, does it need to be clean yep?
I'm not cleaning that shit on the goddamn manager. Hey, yeah, we got a new product
Oh my god doctor some shit zero sugar
I need more preview triple shelf
Well whoa whoa
Yeah, we got a new shelf coming out here if I can rotate
I don't know why this... uh... just like going on a wall.
Whoa! There it is! Oh my god.
Apparently we're just going to put these here and I don't know if there's a fridge.
Oh wait, you do need a fridge. Ah, shit.
Oh god, this fart smells so bad.
Oh my god.
Damn it. Can I delete this? I guess not. How much is a fridge? 100 bucks. Nice. Yeah, we got a brand new fridge. Oh my god, there's literally a fridge right here. Well, now we have two.
All right, yeah, your manager manages bankrupted the business. I'm not very good with these funds
Yep boss we need 89 fuel I've only got enough to fill half disorder well guess what we have no money
Sell the product
I'm gonna put diesel in to see what happens.
Yeah, just serve diesel to the customers.
Tell them this is all we have, 93.
We'll get some soon.
Is it really engine damage?
Not really.
Not really.
Oh my God, I'll throw them on diesel.
I mean, oh, that's fine.
Not really.
You're impressed.
You're fine with anything.
to the front.
Recycle the crates and Jerry
cans.
We need to make one more sail
and then we can forward the
fuel.
Go outside to the front and
grab the sign on the left and
spin it low.
what the fuck we got a sign
I'm just a skidding skim, I'm just making you aware of that.
Brother, what is this?
I never said I was good at this.
What even is this?
Does it even end?
Yeah, what the hell?
Boss, I don't think that anyone's going to see that sign and be standing right there.
There it is!
Don't worry about it.
We don't do discounts here.
How do we steal that up?
Oh.
Okay, perfect.
are we closed we have like a whole alright this doesn't work this we got to just
in here that doesn't work either
Alright boys, next day we're ending the day after this.
Nice cola.
Water me.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry about it ma'am, I'm sorry about it, I'm sorry, unless you're enjoying
this.
enjoying this. You know, if she comes back, she's enjoying this.
What is this brain rot humor? Okay, buddy.
Okay, buddy. One second.
I figured I'll have to spend the time I got it
It all the war
also making money
I'm sorry about that all right
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
We're still on 500 buckaroos,
man.
I'm a next game of voice. I'm a
next game of voice. I'm going
to get a bunch of customers
I've played 5000 times before run a shop but it's co-op blah blah blah
that was literally that brother was literally the same shit
next game
Next game minus one million potato coins
All right, next game as we continue.
We are jumping it to another simulator.
No box art.
Holy.
The next game.
potential alt f4?
Dude, oh my, yeah, it's March 1st.
Oh my god, bro.
We were still in February.
Oh, yeah, hold on shaders, all right.
This game might be a hit just because we are massive fans of at least I am.
cleaning.
Holy.
Brand new.
Release here.
Let's see what we got going on here.
I need this to be the realest, real.
Realer than real.
The LSS can't...
Damn, it's... Damn, you got to restart.
Okay.
I understand. I understand.
It's estimate.
FOB 70?
Rug cleaning? Bro, there's a whole plot, man.
Is this is is off the best is soft the best max I'll restart again I want this to be real
Alright, alright.
Alright, show me the dirtiest rug.
I
Show me the dirtiest rug I'm ready
Hold up hold up good graphics take long to load
I think
Yeah, get it a second, dude.
Oh.
Whoa.
Yeah, this is a humble business.
Your rug cleaning journey begins.
It looks like a hollowed out cobblestone.
Choose your business name.
Randomize both?
How about I type it in crystal happy happy happy
We got a lot of gun.
Clean lot of gun.
Shiny.
Freeze.
What the hell?
There's like four?
What?
Alright.
We're gonna go as if I couldn't.
All right, we're gonna go with my gun I'm gonna go with freakin perfect rug ha ha ha
All right, let's see what are we working with here?
Yeah, we got the ring
get. Alright, today is day one. I've been I'm an entrepreneur. I got a loan. What up, man?
Please take a look at my rug. It needs cleaning. It's alright. I'll bring it back. But I can't
leave. I can't leave my property. Yeah, I got a beachfront in Miami view. And I got a rug shop
insane insane lease oh yeah that shit
stand okay let's see here
wow how do I move this oh oh god to
The change stage, doing 35 hours.
This looks like a sheet of metal.
It is plywood.
All right almost 100% very nice move that cursor I swear someone else just walked in I
gotta hire someone to take care of the customers in the front because this is
where the magic happens
Alright, let me try it.
Whoa!
Very nice, very nice.
I'm owning.
Someone made this. Indeed they did.
Now, let us enjoy these games, buddy, okay?
You know what? We're not about to lose these for damn opinion.
We're never gonna buy it in the first place, bro.
Some of us want to clean some rags.
Yes, this is a side-quested woman simulator.
We're actually still playing the same game.
Oh my god, I can actually see it getting cleaner.
Yo, the draw- okay, yo, this device works!
Okay, okay.
How much do we get paid for one of these?
Oh
This one this is working very well it has a counter strike crosshair as well
Very nice
Where's the last 100% it's ready
And there's a time-lapse? God damn.
I know it's early in the year, but we may have found a game of the year.
I know it's only March.
That literally looks like a piece of metal.
But you know what? It's his rug.
All the customer.
Oh, shit.
Call the customer. Tom is ready.
That one is ready.
Coverage tool effect area.
Nice.
Put the rug on the drying rack.
Okay, oh my god. Oh shit, he's back already. He could have sleep last night thinking about
his beloved rug. My jute rug is so durable but it's only time for a cleaning. It could
Use a good cleaning
Okay, that looks like I have to wear a bio
hazard suit
My god, right? It's so good. I love this money type of thing like getting tracked in but after playing outside in the rain
I thought you were the guy from earlier
All right
There it is. There it is. Clean. Very nice. Send it through. Multiplier. Yeah, it's crazy
amounts of content. You can just do it again and again and again and again.
Is one of the devs your viewers?
Ah, no.
I think the time lapses are better than the game.
The time lapses are more satisfying.
Yeah, you gotta collab with the Power Wash Sim Dev.
You gotta use this water tech.
Is this the same rug? No way. They all bought the same rug.
Okay, man. Damn, are you kidding me? Two rugs are the same?
There must have been some free assets.
It's literally just like, you can just extend a floor tile.
Instead of adding it to a dungeon, just extend it and make it look like a rug.
Dungeon Floor 9.
It's a demo.
Oh, really?
You're right, it is a demo.
You're right, purchase the tool for upgrade.
Can I leave?
I'm locked in here.
It's not letting me move.
One hour left until the shop closes.
All right, so two rugs a day is our efficiency
Yeah, only to a this is a process
process. Very nice, very nice. There should be a hundred percent here, hopefully. Maybe.
there down left oh yeah wait four seconds no I need to complete this job please please
Oh wait, I think it was 100%.
time-lapse. Literally the same run. What are we doing bro? What are we doing?
C rating.
Come on, man.
game.
Yeah.
Next game.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, how would we have here?
We are jumping to another one here, boys.
Yeah, some some some Sunday weeks are um questionable, but you know, we're at the mercy of the video games
We are at the mercy of the releases
We got another brand new release here
this one is known as dice a million so we have here window size no screen shake
no filter no v-sync
and I think we're good
What do we have here?
You've been assigned to this dice rolling facility, please proceed.
Last question, more dice rolling, select up to five from your hand to try to get the objective.
In three rolls, the rest you can keep it, good luck.
I have to hit 15 and three rolls
Why not
What's the downside of using all these?
No dice?
Am I...
Like...
Should I always be popping these?
Pay 15, you're left with 6.
3 times multiplier to other dice with the same base as this.
2.5x more than to nearby dice than destroy itself.
I said no questions, okay.
Two X multiple out to everything in the next roll.
Unbalanced die, only odd numbers.
Plus eight extra value for every die with a face.
Equals are greater than eight.
Let's just go with the odd dive.
Next round.
The map here you can follow your path or the roll the dice and test your luck.
And I just go straight ahead until you meet the face boss, roll dice, get, you know the
deal.
Those chess icons you see below some rounds are the special reward you get after if
you manage to pass them.
I can handle it.
Okay, let's see.
I have to hit 50.
Mwah, mwah, mwah!
Right!
Alright, these are all my dies.
I can hold 15.
That's where I'm at.
Yeah, what?
Anyone here are a gamba addict?
Why wouldn't I just do all my fours?
So I can potentially get 12.
Right!
What does the peanut do?
Let's see
It was bad luck odd died. This looks like it can go up very high though
It can get hit seven
15. Alright, I need 11. I don't know if I should do the peanut again. Maybe let's see. You
have not met the quota you have lost. So what now? Start over. Everything will be different
this time. You have another chance. Oh, this is supposed to work. I won't answer questions
from a leaser?
Yo!
Oh, man!
All right!
Cars used correctly there to lock what strings are to a pocket that sounds useless.
You can only have three at the same time.
They have powerful one-time use effects, so think carefully when you use them.
Can they make me go home?
Treat them with respect.
They're a gift from an old friend of mine.
You hear distance sobbing.
3 roll?
Well this is basic right now.
The first is easy, this is 15.
Ah we got 20 lots.
Okay.
Rolls another jack for die matching its face.
That tracks everything on the table plus one charge.
To charge the dice.
Draw five dice from your bag.
Let's go with a card.
This roll rings will activate an extra time.
New roll even numbers will count as odd and vice versa.
I got the enchant.
I don't know how to use it though.
I don't know where do I even use that?
Oh, anything.
Double enchant.
Oh, I wonder if I can see which ones are enhanced.
Oh wait.
What happens?
Only loses half of its extra value after the round ends.
How does that help anything?
Activates it's effect twice.
That's good.
Dude, no way.
Oh, that was a nine.
Two rolls.
How the hell do you hit fifty?
Can I re-roll this?
Wham, wham, wham, wham.
I should have this here. Oh, they four faces
Wait wait wait
Oh, we got a chest in the three die
Let's do a porcelain figure.
I have a clone card.
Another one.
Okay, let's see what we have here.
So wait, 2.5x multiplier to nearby dice then destroys itself.
I'm not sure unless when you throw it, it's the nearby of where it throws.
dude are you kidding me that was the shittiest throw you motherfucker
what even is this I guess the problem with this is it's worth nothing so it's
heavily relied on where it drops okay we got to
Nah, man, this is a fail here. There's no way. There's no fucking way.
Worry
Kind of that was so bad
We have Bellatrio at home I game
Here's the starter pack.
I've been rolled with three charges, rolls for random common dice.
Try this one.
Whoops
You gotta enhance all these default die
What is this roll to 1 to 3
That's actually a good dice
What will be inside resets after the round?
Nearby dice gain extra value equal to their face.
Psycho die?
If the face of the board destroys itself and gives a random card.
Unroll, take one extra roll, and gives 4x multiplier to everything.
Plus 5 and exhausts other nearby dice.
If there's a very near any other die, it's value is the sum of every other dice, if not at zero.
Okay, so it adds it all. That might be shit.
Takes one extra roll.
Okay, a lot of these are such heavy RNG, I'm gonna try and just to try them.
Like, if this one only has one nearby dive 5x multiplier, what if you just roll this
one by itself and if 5x is 6?
One roll takes one extra roll and gives 4x multiplier to everything.
This might be dumb, let's see.
Okay, that didn't work.
I don't get that one roll takes one extra roll.
Are you saying...
It takes one extra roll.
Whoa!
Oh, damn.
Oh, so it literally takes one roll.
That's actually kind of a big combo.
It's going to roll the correct one.
The face is odd, 2x multiplier to dice with an odd face, so the face is even 2x multiplier
to dice with an even face.
I like that.
Simple.
One and two probability of going back to hand after it's rolled.
Oh, it's like a double die.
Choose a die and lock any face to its results.
When rolled with four charges, rolls a copy of every other rolled dice.
Well, you guys don't like the music?
What should the music be said to you?
Bellatro music?
Okay.
Bellatro OST.
I
Gotta see how this charge mechanic works
Oh wait, this seems good.
Okay, see those branching paths?
Right in front of you, there are other special rewards you can try and get.
Chests, magic rings, we got everything.
How can I get those?
Of course you just have to roll the dice.
Sears fair. Roll the dice.
This only has one nearby die 5x multiplier for that die and this one if not does nothing
If the face is odd 2x, let me see here. I'm gonna keep the heart and roll these
Damn dude that card is so strong
Oh nice, yeah, nice.
Same face.
What is it?
Roll two.
The number on its face.
Okay.
Oh, shit, I meant to alt-tab.
They stole the music from the Waco!
I think we're going to make it anyway as it doesn't matter.
Nearby dice gain extra value equal to their face.
The sum of every other dice.
I don't think I did that one correctly.
You get plus 10 for skipping rewards.
Let's see here.
Yeah, these multipliers seem really good.
Why not? Oh wait, that's a card.
Shit.
Draw as many dice as the face shows, then this value becomes zero.
I'm not sure.
Brings you with them on your fingers, they have powerful passive effects that will always
These walk by your rolls regardless of the dice you choose.
Are they magical?
The catch is going to carry 10 at the same time so choose with caution and be able to
sell them.
10?
They turn around and pretend they are not listening, what?
Every time you draw dice above your dice per turn, dice with a 1 on their face or
work 10 gives every gives a dot every role adds one to its value every time
but die rolls a one two or three
shout what do you guys think here
third one is OP I mean yeah I don't know how many ones I've gotten
All right, this is probably where I die I see you are starting to understand. Thank you for your collaboration
You're welcome. There's one thing don't worry too much about the order in which effects occur
We'll always do this best possible order for your benefit
Your footsteps running away
This card is so strong
All right multiply oh
oh shit that's it oh my god
Let's see.
Oh, that was good.
Some of every other dice.
This is what I would combo.
Actually, no, that's RNG.
I believe, I believe, send it.
Oh nice, what the even?
Oh yeah, easy.
Let's uh, might as well burn these.
When roll takes one extra roll
and guess what, it will apply to everything.
I'm gonna plot these and see what happens.
I
Am
Yeah, sometimes this is why I do it there's people getting javade it's so hard I don't know
At this point it brings joy seeing the confusion plus a extra value for every die with a face
equal or greater than eight with iron die Jax whoa
Oh, you can only have three. Can I saw this?
What's just happened?
I think that just got upgraded.
350 I'm gonna fail this
all right pull send here pull send
That was good.
I believe, I believe.
Same face.
Aw, we got a double match.
I don't know about this.
With a multiplier, let's see.
Yikes.
I should have used my cards, bro.
There it is. Holy shit. God damn. I should have done a multiplier.
So, I don't think this will work here because it needs two rolls, let's see.
The Jax you got there, I'll give you a vampire die for it.
What do you say?
cards nearby dice multiplies everything else by the highest face on the discarded dice.
Discards nearby dice multiplies everything else by the highest face on the discarded dice
That's a gamba within a gamba
This is literally a gamba in a gamba, and I think the jack is too strong. I don't want it
What do you what does the boss want? It's like a normal round of the boss is a new rule
If you haven't already you can check it by clicking on the map
Be careful, all your unspent dots will disappear when you leave this room.
Each marble in your bag?
What?
What are marbles for?
itself by the face on the inside
when rolled with two I still don't get the charges I need I think you need to
do like a combo with a charge card
I'm not sure which one to remove.
Marble build.
Okay, let's see.
All your dots will disappear.
I don't think I... doesn't have to... okay.
Meeeaaahhhhhh... remove the basic dyes.
I feel like the basic dyes are what carry me over...
...the finish line.
I think this is a bad idea.
No, no, no, no.
Ah, shit right right.
Alright, I'm so fucked.
The odd.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
2x multiply to everything, destroy itself.
Okay, we're gonna go porcelain this 2x multiplier to everything.
With everything being powered up.
YOLO.
2x multiplier to dice with an odd face.
Zero x to dice with an even.
oh my oh my
wait this is an even number plus eight so it could land on an odd
same with this these all could land on odds right
true actually no true yet you guys are right it's even no matter what
shit
it's space value is one for each marble in your bag and because of the chance of
getting more marbles hey what the fuck are the marbles
So this is just a 4. There's just a straight up 4. That's it.
Maybe that's a lucky block and uh, get that.
And maybe I'll get lucky with this.
Lol.
I think it's GG.
None of those were odd.
So all of these equal four.
So all of these are going to get hit by a 0x.
I have so much even shit.
Ummm.
Just to die and lock any face as a result of this role.
Can I?
With an odd face.
I still, I still, I don't know about that, isn't the marble gonna 0x?
No, it was for.
The marble is, the marbles value is based off of how many marbles are in your bag.
So all of these are equal to four.
So with this fucking shit ass, I already made it, but with this shit ass it makes
it so all of these will hit zero.
If its face is a 4, 8x multiplier to everything and exhausts.
Looks like four is our number
Basha?
Oh yeah, deja vu rings not bad.
Fishbone's not bad either.
I'm gonna go with a ring.
You're gonna have 10 rings.
There's Javu.
Face two.
So you'd be in the boss.
I think so.
Keep going.
We'll meet again soon.
Maybe you leave it over the door on face three.
Five hundred.
Let's just go basic.
I believe, one to four, one out of four.
This is where you wanna lock it.
Oh!
Wait, it was six?
Okay, oh, that was horrible.
Did it?
Yeah, I don't, oh my.
double dada die no porcelain
let's say
Yeah, I think I lose here
I'm not gonna play in these wrong. I'm not good bad. All right
This is still the best the jacks
Transforms into another die you rolled
Okay, this is gonna be a potential ouchy
Wow, that was an ouchie.
Okay, we're dead here.
said we're dead. I feel like two of these is dumb, but we're completely screwed. I don't
I think with the marbles and the porcelain.
Yeah, I think that was too many numbers.
Too many numbers and not enough default dye to work off of it.
do I try one more here
Every four rolls, plus every die on the table, we'll take the watch.
Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
You make a ring that's a watch.
That probably already exists.
It exists.
It might be more feminine.
Man, it looks a little weird.
It's kind of cool. It depends on which one you would get. I mean, it's cool though. A
finger watch? A ring watch? I mean, yo, if it... no, I typed in this is the Casio one.
It's stupid, you think so?
Rex multiplies everything in the next roll, divides everything by two in this one.
Joined dice.
Multi!
If its face is a one, changes the face on every other die to its highest one.
Why not?
Not that we get this.
I believe.
the right.
I got you.
Like I am like I am.
That is.
Can I.
I gotcha 50 buddy, I gotcha 50!
Double casino die?
Rolls as many bottle caps as shown on its face?
If its face is a 15, destroys itself and adds between 1 and 15 bottle caps permanently
to your bag.
That sounds like a fun one.
plus one extra roll, 5x multiplier to everything per die, matching its face.
That sounds fun too.
This is a note that will give plus 5 extra values at very nearby dice and next rolls.
Why not?
Let's get a new ring.
Every time you cycle through your whole bag, gain a random card. Give 10 currency for every die with its lowest face.
Every time a die gains 1 charge, also gain plus 9 extra value. I am ignoring this charge shit.
Let's try that one. I am not paying attention to it.
Triple Casino die, lol.
Enchant one of your die?
Not sure which one was enchanted
All right bottle cap I believe I
Believe what the casino dive
What yo that dude that guy is insane
I believe, I believe, Sudoku.
No one got the note.
Oh nice.
Maybe that's a very good card, oh!
This is the 3rd casino card.
If the face of every other die is odd, its value is 31.
What do I remove?
I might get rid of the paper die.
Whoa!
A d20?
I'm failing guys I'm failing I'm going I don't know I don't know what to buy
Every roll rolls a die of dice for every 10 dice in your bag.
Let's see what happens.
We got a card enhancement.
Okay, we got bottle caps, heads or tails.
I see why these bottlecaps suck.
Oof.
Oof.
double casino, double casino, yikes, okay, we're good.
Oh, this needs a couple more.
Its face is always zero when it gains extra value, gains double.
take any space in hand when selected.
Pretend that's worth it.
Ding ding.
I don't know what I just got there.
This is a heavy gamba.
Heavy gamba.
Bam! A match!
Wait, is the bottom cap literally a flip of zero or two?
Oh, it's worth- it's one or two.
I'm saving my cards for the boss that's just coming out right now.
Oh, we got jacks. I don't want this. Activates it. It's effects twice. I mean, that sounds
That's got a nice... Why not?
All right, here we go.
All right, moment of truth here, boys.
We're sending the nuke.
No, actually we don't want that. Full power, multiply, power, and go!
That's not good. That's not good.
Ah, shame!
Yeeah!
They still got a lot. 180.
Three rolls and a dream.
Casino die literally needs to be a one.
So this is pointless, but it's still worth a lot.
This is a weird roll.
Okay, I think he might die here.
Come on, one!
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I probably didn't need that, but just in case...
Holy shit, I needed that, okay.
Easy. That's how you do it, boys. What up, man?
When rolled, it dismantles in six pieces whose face is the same as this.
That looks fun to use.
Common dice cannot appear on shops or rewards anymore.
Plus two extra values at every die on the table.
First roll 4x multiplier to everything.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! One tap!
Show me a one on the casino die.
Oh, you got it.
The bottle cap is free if it has the effect I added to it, dude, you're wrong.
The bottle cap is free on the one that has the Lakanism or whatever buff.
Lakanism.
Yeah.
I need this one, I gotta remove the other one.
We got one extra.
I like the iron die.
Like I will remove this one.
no more bottle cap and I'm poor and I'm a super poor I might just save here
I'm really sure how this one works activates its effects twice does that
saying it rolls I don't know what it rolls but then it like if it rolls a
20 it's a 40. Is that what I'm seeing there?
At least one K? No way.
In four rolls.
One.
Oh!
I probably need to pop the doll and if I don't pop it I should just sell it.
yeah there's no way I'm making this I think I have to roll this constantly I
needed insane one here on casino yikes I have to pull the craziest shit and I
I don't see any multipliers, G.G.
What up, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
That's a G.G., boys.
No, there's no way.
one K for that
Shad do I do another one or
Yeah.
Next game, people!
Next game!
We are jumping to another one.
I am Molly! I am Molly!
All right, the next game as we continue, this, this game looks like it'll put you on a watch
list or something.
But damn was this voted for.
I wonder if I'm actually going to be able to do this.
This might be a fast Alt F4 as well.
Or it might be Game of the Year.
Or it might be really good, let's see.
Is this multiplayer?
No, single player only.
Hold up.
Okay of course it never downloaded but it actually isn't letting me download the game
So we might need to go to a different game.
All good.
All good.
The download button does not work.
Might need a restart here.
Oh wait, hold on. What it says it work, but it's not there.
Steam, what, Steam, what are you doing right now, Steam?
I got to restart Steam. Hold up.
Uh, did it download?
No it did not.
It says it is in my library.
Lies.
Oh, that works.
This game has box art.
Let's see what we have here.
All right, next game.
Okay.
Okay.
Ding-dong, dong-dong, pop-poo, dood-dong-dong-dong-dong,
and I'm a little bit, bit, bit.
FBI Inc.
All right, next game for subsunday is called, oh, it doesn't tell you anything.
We don't know what it's called, launch.
I don't know what it's called.
How'd you make an atomic bomb in your backyard?
the hell was the smoke chat GBT slick starter online store stock market bank
dancing Jesus I can't click on any of these man the hell is this computer
emerald removal methods help how can I help all right does this work you have
to actually type this why is my phone's camera always blurry are we living in a
cheap ass simulation game.
What the hell?
Einstein list uncensored.
What the hell is this game just like?
Oh, how to make a atomic bomb in
GARDEN
Nah, nah, I gotta talk about you with that cobalt tree house.
I don't know anything else I can help to do for you.
Four education little bobbices.
Oh, for a chicken person it is.
Alright, then Zedla is thinking,
Bargainer, I wish you water.
Hiking up right in front is okay.
Well, that's some water done.
Here's stage one.
Then somehow don't ask me how I just got sent the printer
in your upstairs office, second door on the right.
That's it. Let me know when it moves to the next stage.
I get the next list ready.
Oh, that was easy.
Oh that was pretty straightforward.
OOCH!
Okay.
Oh, this is the house!
It's not bad.
Decent house.
Uh, which one was it again?
Restarts the game, spawns hot chocolate somewhere.
Somewhere. Oh, here's the printer.
Okay, assemble the table on the floor, raise $1,000 on Slick Starter.
Buy the required items, build the concrete form, assemble the mixer, take a photo of your build, tell your wife you started building an atomic bomb in the garden.
Okay, I don't know if we should do the last one.
Oh my god.
Honey, just so you know I'm building something in the backyard, does this affect me in any
way?
Maybe.
Is it a stake or are you staking up the neighborhood again?
No.
Honour is just don't touch my daisies.
Okay, well we started from the bottom.
the table on the floor. Oh. Alright. What was the button to grab again? Oh. Let me just
Just assemble this and, um, hey.
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Motherfucker, Q doesn't do shit!
Okay.
Oh!
Oh my god!
There's a whole area.
I thought I had to do this shit myself, man.
Come on, dude.
How am I gonna make an atomic bomb?
Oh my god, the neighbor, dude.
This guy's so bored.
Hey!
what do you want man stay silent
Hello, no sound come on, you still not on the water yet, can I answer to those other cycling points inspection?
Play dead.
Alright, nice.
Raise a thousand dollars on Slickstarter?
How are we doing this atomic bomb make project me dude
Really
Commo breaker, combo breaker, combo breaker.
We're ready.
We're ready.
Done.
Okay.
Okay, why the required items next page for stage one from the online show?
Are you serious dude?
That's a lot of stuff.
Is it marked by any chance?
Can I like look?
Alright, I'm gonna have to do this multiple times, man.
Don't tell me I just broke the game.
Remember this please remember this
Things I got to do man the things I got to do why didn't that work?
What the hell why isn't control paste working dude
What the hell man
Usually it works. You paste the share X. Bro.
No, man.
Come on, man.
We already lost so much time.
All right, what do we need?
We need wood planks and construction nails.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
What do we need?
One X code 1832.
Not two by fours.
Tarp.
2695.
times two hammer it doesn't work cement mixer do-do-do how many bags five and
and water by a...
perfect
personal account
on
okay
i think we're good
i think that was everything
i might go to bed though before this happens
Oh, there's beer.
Imported package.
All right, I'm going to bed.
I gotta sleep tomorrow's a new day.
Tomorrow!
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Was that the delivery driver?
What the hell is this?
Just threw everything here?
Oh, this is going to take a while, okay.
I have to assemble everything?
All right, let's see.
If only the wife would help.
I don't think she's going to.
It feels bad.
Let's go put this somewhere.
There you go.
Okay, there's a lot of stuff.
There is a lot.
This is clearly the cement.
Can I only do one cement bag at a time?
The lore?
I don't know what the lore is.
I guess he just woke up one day and decided he wanted to do this.
Oh, this guy, he waves over every day.
I thought this is going to be a fun game.
Dude, this is...
How much? How many pounds is one bag of cement?
Does it say the weight?
20 pounds?
50 kilograms?
Oh my god.
I mean it depends on the bag.
Some of this shit?
Some of this stuff?
I don't even know.
Ouch!
Ouch!
Okay. Package. Package. We gotta move the wood. Oh, we got the tarp. Yeah, what music should I play for this game?
There's a transport thing right by the van. Oh my god, you're right.
It already ha- wait, no, you can't get it actually.
Mr. Prepper OST.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Order two tarps
I got
Please skip Johnny guitar, I hate that song
There's two more boxes on the road the game doesn't let you go on the road
Yeah!
Wait. We're missing a fucking plank.
Buddy.
Oh.
I need another tarp.
maybe there is another tarp and I missed it but no I might just order
Yeah, I gotta get another tarp.
I may have messed up, and I need to get another tarp, but I need to get another tarp.
I may have messed up, and I need more nails too.
Damn it man, I'm already over budget!
Can I afford all this?
How do you make more money? I think we're doing another slick starter.
Yeah, how are we getting all the other parts?
Okay.
Alright, we just need the nails and I think we're ready.
you
you
you
you
you
you
All right.
game as we contain you people. Holy to the moly. I don't know why people vote for these
games. Well, I don't really know what the contents of the game is going to be. It's not like it
was in, mechanically, it wasn't like a bad game. There's potential there. Alright, here we go.
So even though it was super, super basic, maybe allow it so you can carry multiple things
because the, you know, actually the game was bad because it felt like it was tedious for
the sake of being tedious.
Why was I only able to carry one plank at a time or like one set of nails and stuff?
You should be able to carry like a bunch of stuff instead of needing to go back
and forth from your front yard over and over.
needing to go back and forth a bit just feels like extending the play time for
no reason the inconvenience of being able only able to carry one thing and
move it across so you go back and forth back and forth that's not being
lazy
Alright, the next game is known as Pizza Slice!
Pizza. Another brand new release.
Twitch integration. Sabotages, hiding ingredients, adding pizza, removing pizza, Alfonso behavior.
That sounds horrible, literally all of these sound terrible.
Do I want a bunch of annoying fucks to mess shit up?
No.
No.
No.
I
Least enable hack at least enable the NPC names
All right, I'll do that. I think it worked
What is Alfonso behavior
oh my god bro
Multiplayer was not available.
Alright, what do we do here, boys?
one of five oh my god oh yeah this is nice
yeah
all right
what's happened to grandpa's restaurant what that person's fine with your
hope again we of course but don't worry I want to get into your interest in
the kids are watching tell you what he's doing fast oh I was more this way I love
I hate slowing down, I'm always thinking of going faster and faster and faster, I need to clean this place up.
Otherwise there's more than ingredients, I just need to clean this place up and use the game and wash this.
Can I leave? No?
Alright, let's say you clean up trash, throw away the crates.
What a man.
How's the mechanics?
Oh, whoops.
Okay, I'm a natural at this.
I come here, fly all the way here, and he's like, now pick up the trash, no hello, cousin,
no goddamn what's up, cousin?
Or like, hey yo, fuck you, pick up the trash.
Pick up the damn trash.
Look up at that moldy masala!
Alright, what next?
Now what next?
What the hell?
Is this like overwatch with pizza?
Whoa.
Wipe the stains.
With what, man?
We're gonna use...
Oh, these are the dishes.
there it is wipe the stains sir mop in the back oh here it is all right
It's not blood man it's our tomato all right we need to go buy a bunch of stuff
Let's go do it
All right, you're a pack
Hey, oh
Yeah, it's nice here man
Oh
Shit man
mozzarella we need one two three four five six and pay okay okay oh we need all
this okay what do we need a what is this he sell everything now he only
What is this pizza dough, pico bella?
Hey, I what up.
Alright, let's see, we gotta get everything.
Three yeast.
We're not doing yet.
Ready.
We can't buy any of this.
White sauce, tomato sauce.
We need oil. We need...
Eeeeeeeewwww...
...flower.
What the fuck? Is this not the flower here?
Brother?
What else do we have?
White sauce, tomato sauce...
Shit. How do I undo?
There we go. I need basil, salt,
Basil
What else let me buy this first we need water and flour
Motherfucker do you have no water and flour dude? Where's your water and flour guy?
Buddy where is your water and flour?
Blind
Bro, where is his flower right there?
Water's not even in there.
Oh my god, water's right here, dude.
Okay, where's the flower then, huh?
Where's the flower?
You have no idea, guys.
No idea.
Unless this ready, the ready bell makes no sense.
It's literally cool.
I'm leaving. Open the box in the back room and unpack everything. Alright, here we go.
Here we go. Here we go. Alright, that was tough.
Oh
That's nice dude, it's magic set the equipment on the counter
No
Cut
Shape
So is I'm ready. It's the saw station.
All right here we go. I need this. Put it back. All right here we go. We got the
sauce there's the sauce station all right bring the plate to the counter
bring the plate to the counter chat I don't know what I'm doing what the what the hell is he talking
about this plate. Now the thing we're going to set up. I can start cooking.
Oh my god, it's notebook. The holy notebook.
Okay, let's see what we got here. First pizza, easy clap, fresh dough, not readily baked,
Baked flour, salt, yeast, water, oil.
Okay, let's see.
We need the flour.
Can you grab multiple?
Whoa, in this game, atomic fucking bomb dead,
you can literally grab everything in one hand, buddy.
Okay.
What was it, water, flour, oil?
Is this salt?
Oh, three at a time.
salt and what was the last thing butter the hell is that symbol yeast
yeast apparently that's not yeast bro where the fuck is the yeast don't tell
me that's flour bro I swear I put that in where did the yeast go
That's not yeast.
Chat, where the hell did it go?
Left of oil.
Holy shit, man.
OK, done.
I
Be it's a that eats and are you kidding me all right
Okay, we just got a
Okay, all right hold on hold on
How do you know is it done are we good I would say that's a good pie right there. Oh
Yeah, it is. Yo, that's actually kind of a nice mechanic
Yeah, that's actually nice
Okay, apply the Seuss.
Why wasn't making us do that?
Chat, what am I missing here? Why can't I pick this up? Why can't I pick this shit up?
re-organize what no shit use the fucking spoon I can't pick up the goddamn
Spoon the plate's right there
Are you serious are you serious
There we go, there we go no plate no plate ah no plate the body
Now technically shouldn't we have put some damn flour at the bottom, bro?
Let's get those spots right there. Extra sauce, extra sauce.
Triple sauce.
A little more.
Every inch coated.
Perfect.
All right slice three pieces of mozzarella
Yeah, he talks that fast man
He's talked like that since he was a kid that I've known him forever
Let's get two more here
Okay, very nice.
You can only do one at a time.
Insane mozzarella dev.
Holy shit.
Okay.
Is it in the ingredients container, brother?
On the on the topping station?
What the shite?
Oh.
It's the basil in the topping station.
All right.
I grabbed the whole thing.
Can I pluck off some basil?
Have you got to put it here and just.
Shout how do we do this?
All right, we get it.
You're all experts, buddy.
Okay, we get it.
How the hell do I take the basil off?
Oh, you put it right here.
There we go.
Add mozzarella, let's go.
Let's grab this shit.
All right.
Okay.
Let's go one,
two, three, four.
Honestly, I would go with six here, but you know what?
This is uh, this is how we add our own flair, okay, the they love us here. Okay, it's our margarita
Okay, we call it
Pizza in the forest
Can I rotate the basil this is important?
Oh nice, okay, where's the paddle you need the paddle
Very nice. Sad pizza. Fuck you man!
Hey yo, is anywhere in the green good?
Oof. God damn dude, holy shit.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Yo.
Spell that shit bro.
Smell it.
Oh my god that's so good.
Keep smelling it dude.
It's my first pizza.
It looks like a mini ass pizza.
Alright.
Alright, here we go. Flip the sign. Pizza's ready. That's the only song. Alright. Holy shit,
we're ready. Okay. If you're telling me I gotta prep the ingredients as well. We only
allow one customer in here at a time.
Alright, who's coming for some baits, Saf?
Okay, this is what it's like having one of those jobs.
Just gotta wait.
We're waiting.
Do we not look appetizing?
What the hell happened?
Even the music left.
and wonder you needed me here this place is dead no one wants to come in and
this fucking guy okay all right we got one here we made it last night there you go bro
here it is man there it is fresh fresh all right sure sure stay right there don't move don't move
Hold on, hold on.
I'm getting the dough.
I gotta make more dough.
Water, salt, oil.
Okay.
Oh, there's more dough in there.
Oh, shit.
Each customer, I don't think I did great with that order,
but I should check the recipe notebook again.
Excuse me? What are you talking about?
He ate the whole thing and said he didn't like it.
Uh, okay.
Alright, here we go. We gotta do this fast.
There's a technique to this.
Hold on, yeah, all these are custom-made!
Alright, that one's good. I think this one's good.
Shit, how do you do this again?
Let's put this here.
No, let's take this. Here we go.
Alright.
Okay, all right, are they doing that like they're trying to wait for me to
Alright, I need a, is it always five?
There we go.
There we go, there we go, looks good, looks good.
It doesn't need to be five.
Dammit!
No!
All right, here we go.
Wait for it.
Now we need stuff.
No, it does not.
What the hell happened here?
That was, everybody's sick, everybody's coughing, man.
I don't want this to be the COVID breathing ground.
No way, I need more ingredients.
Ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da,
ba-ba-da-da-da, ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da,
ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da, ba-ba-da-da,
oh fuck.
Wait a minute, I don't have a plate!
You're kidding, Tony, I'll get me a damn plate.
I can't put it down.
Are you serious, bro?
Let me put it back
You're you're joking you're joking
Bro eat it off of the
Are you serious, okay, okay, how about you relax buddy? I'll put it in the box
Dude, I'm stuck
What do I do?
I might have to throw this in the trash.
Yikes.
Dude, there's no way she's staying.
You need to grab a plate beforehand or else you can't put it on a plate.
She's gonna be pissed.
I can't make it that fast.
And now I gotta go get ingredients.
Yeah, this game is difficult dude.
Okay, we got everything.
All right, here we go.
Oh my god, we literally have no basil whatsoever
Get two basil plants
I need mozzarella as well
Okay, let's see here water
Dude, I definitely bought 50 things.
Honey, you just stand there all day, you fuck man?
Like, what are we doing here, dude?
What are we doing here, bro? You're just gonna stand there, man?
Get a mixer, bro. Do something.
I hear you, I hear you.
He's the CEO?
Okay, here we go.
I'm a natural now.
It's all about making a star formation.
There it is.
Professional grade.
Professional grade right there.
There it is, send it, topping, 1, 2, 3, 4, shit.
Basils, basils, basils, basils, I need more cheese.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, there it is 16, and that lady is going to leave dude, she's going to leave.
I gotta cut cheese.
I gotta cut some cheese.
Come on!
You're kidding me, she's gonna leave.
I have a plate!
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
No!
No!
It was ready!
Fine, she'll take it. Fuck you, bro. Fuck you. Get the hell out of here. She'll take it.
She doesn't want it. This is fresh. There you go. Delicious. I'll make another one in
the meantime.
It wasn't that bad. What are you talking about, bro? What the hell is this, yo? What the hell is this?
So, pizza's everybody earn Italian-ness points to level up.
Okay, you're telling me I gotta make new dough every day?
Give me the damn cheese.
Can we like, uh, re-throwing this out?
Close the restaurant optional clean the kitchen
All right tomorrow's a new day
That was rough man, I'm more prepared today
If anybody on our first customer, but I can't stop there
I need to attract more people to the place
I know more times pizza means more customer
I'm adding the topics and right down in your feet and adding to the menu
I should send a false offer grocery's while we're still closed
Sniffs what's that smell looks like a market I think we did it kitchen before I left good thing
No, rats shut up or worse the health inspector that wouldn't have ended well and rather clean up before opening the restaurant
Clean the restaurant and I need to remember to sort perishable ingredients like meat
She's in a dough in the fridge and anywhere that won't fit in the fridge should be thrown away
Okay, buddy, I think we have everything I'm closing I'm opening the door
I wanted to add any pizza to a restaurant's menu. It's sure to bring in new customers our
Yeah, I don't have your skills. Will you help me sure show me what you've got
Great already bought the ingredients and made the dough
Okay, you want me to go get stuff bell pepper ham and mozzarella
Dude he's not even open today
One of the shit! Unless he already bought it.
Oh yeah. Wait.
Oh, this is his-
You can create your own custom pizzas like he mentioned.
Yeah, that was not blue cheese. That was something we've never seen before.
before. Yeah, something never seemed before. Buddy, where's the bell pepper? What am I missing?
Where's the bell pepper he bought?
Ham and mozzarella.
This looks like dough.
I swear this is dough from last night.
I'm not sure where the ham is.
Yeah where's the ham?
I didn't throw the ham away, right?
Brother, where's the ham?
Don't tell me I threw it away.
Bro, I think I may have thrown it away.
I didn't clean the kitchen so the ham went bad.
I just got hard stuck in a pizza shop.
You're kidding dude.
You're fucking kidding me.
There's no ham?
I threw it away?
Yeah, this is a good game though.
I just completely failed at it.
I just completely failed at it.
I don't think this place has meat.
Plus all the stores are closed.
Load at checkpoint.
Boys, am I next? Yeah, we might go to Resident Evil, to be honest.
Am I jump over to Resident Evil?
I could make more pizzas!
Oh, there's the ham.
We're gonna dump this moldy ass cheese in there.
Optional spread the sauce on the pizza.
Why is that optional?
Why is that optional?
Oh wait! We need a plate.
We literally get softlocked if you don't have a plate.
insane insane cheese placement and do a bell pepper per cheese and then throw some nice
beautiful Camarino and because it's a specialty we need it for $55 $55 and we call it the
Padoli marinara
Extreme
All right, there it is
Shoot our first brand new pizza
It's a...
Get out of the shop.
Whoa, there's a store here.
Equipment upgrade?
What are we gonna buy here?
Oh, extra containers.
200 bucks for pieces of metal?
All right, boys, we're going to Resident Evil, so then tomorrow I'm going to be like depressed
and not know what to play.
Basically went over everything.
Best game of Sub-Sunday, I would say horsey game, My Voice, Zoo, Woman Simulator, that's
it.
Those were the best games.
Resident Evil, the end finale, you were here, addition.
Resident Evil.
Resident Evil.
Chat, I'm at a very spoilery part of the game before we load up.
If anyone here hasn't played this, yes, you can lead now if you don't want any spoilers,
because I think I'm very close to the end-ish as far.
I could be wrong. It seems like I am inching towards the end, but yes.
All right, let's see what we have here.
There could be seven hours left. True.
Oh, I'm gonna be sad when I beat this man. No.
I might not beat it actually. As soon as it's about to clearly show the credits,
I might just leave it at 99%.
100%
Yeah, I might just alt that for right before the credits roll so I never know
All right, here we go.
Your meds have played on harder and U plus runs.
Is it true that your GLSS always goes to performance every time you restart the game?
Yes, that is true.
Actually a bug.
Actually a bug.
Okay, so we just fell.
We fell very far into an either further area.
I had, DLAA is like super demanding.
It like breaks shit actually.
Quality is so much better. You get like 60 FPS.
Ah, they got all boosts. Of course.
You think you can give me a boost?
If you're about to find out.
Can you pause? I want to take a shit for five minutes.
Motherfucker!
Oh, maybe if I had to go, I'm all good, man.
All right, now we're playing Grace again.
Convenient.
Very nice.
Yeah, there'd be no video games events or anything.
I don't know what they would do.
Okay, we're back in a facility even though we fell so far down.
Let's try this button.
We need a key.
Whoops.
It's locked.
Oh my god. Alright, I'll play your first person man. Holy shit, dude.
All right, nice, nice, now this is where we find out all the messed up stuff.
This is where we find out where things are screwed.
Area Archive Central Refining System Pandora okay everything requires things I
don't have but the store is open
Orange confirmed in storage sector critical error containment lockdown failure
Nice
Make sure we got that ammo
Oh, no.
I killed that early.
Sand.
I can't see.
I
Okay, oh my god, hey what
Why did she do that was that because of the blood
Yeah, that thing's still alive.
Ewww!
Ewww!
I slept on glass.
saved. I literally just circle around.
What the hell?
Okay, where could this key be?
Yeah, all I did was open a shortcut.
Oh, this way.
I don't know if I'm perfectly silent crouch-walking, seems like I am.
I don't really need this, but why not?
of acid?
Ahhhh.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Holy shit, I wasted everything.
Holy shit, I wasted everything.
Ah!
Blast
Dump control room
Dump
This isn't for the dump control room.
This is for the first room.
So one can see, the other can't see, like that.
This guy can see.
It's just annoying.
I might need to actually backstab this guy.
Because the way he's moving is a little, uh, not good.
It's okay, actually, it's okay.
Shrats.
Easy.
Alright.
I need to get it.
All right.
I need to get it.
Bye-bye.
What?
Both of the overrides don't work.
I think it was downstairs.
Chill buddy, chill buddy.
Okay, I still need two more keys, which is unfortunate.
All right, dump control.
Beep beep.
Hey, a ladder!
Head to the refining, uh, central refining system.
Another one.
Okay, so far so good.
Chilbro, don't aggrame me.
I might need to keep saving here
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep saving here. I know this is gonna work. It's me on one tap
Oh
What do we have here?
Now we got a new key.
I know where to open the door.
Nella.
Nella.
in storage sector, rebooting AI control center, NELA.
NELA?
You can now craft bottle of acid various other items.
Shit, I don't know the code to that.
Checking and database access to the rest of the following data was found.
We heard the key Grace Ashcroft has finally been found it's been 28 years since we occupied
Ark are you sure she's the one without a doubt there's no need to worry more importantly
don't you think you're withdrawal from the treaty is too blatant the state it's a bluff
the United States isn't always will be at the center of the world the BSA are fully
under our control as well are there any changes in product supply Arx factory automation
is constantly evolving I believe that's enough for today we can just ask further
While we view the products, they were talking about me.
OK.
Does this one actually work?
Yes, it does.
Something is underneath.
Yeah, umbrella really built a lot of stuff, huh?
Oh, good. 10, 20, 10, 90, 20, Chad.
Don't forget that when we go back up.
10, 90, 20.
Okay, they did not hear that.
Nice, new pouch.
Apparently they don't hear the massive door opening.
Oh can you move buddy?
What are you doing, dude?
You're really gonna make me use this acid
Whoa
That did nothing
I
That was a strategy. Alright, that's where we need to go. We will and we shall.
I
and
Okay. That's how I do it boys, alright.
Containment protocol inactive. Containment protocol inactive.
That's how you know this game is for noobs. I just outsmarted the AI dumbass. Okay. I
had enough heels. I knew what I was doing.
Oh!
Oh, a beautiful white orb.
Oh.
I haven't been getting all the raccoons anyway so it's all good.
This actually moved him.
Yes it did.
Oh shit.
I'm probably not going to get everything.
Okay, this thing is in a...what if I shill in this corner right here and he'll walk away?
Push up man!
Easy.
Easy.
I think I was supposed to drop down that ledge to go back. And that was the point.
and
and
Why did they do this?
Oof!
1090 something.
What the hell is it?
Hold on, I'm doing this wrong.
Don't you have to spin it all the way around?
Bro, I did it like this yesterday and it worked.
Unless this isn't the same...
No, I didn't write the first time. I think it's a different save.
No, I didn't write the first time. It's a different save.
That's the monitor control room and it's the file is for emergency supply codes and the sterilization chamber save.
Which is this right here.
So there's a safe in here.
No, I didn't write chat.
Nope, you're wrong.
Nope, you're wrong.
I need two.
Oh fuck.
I'm assuming this is for the other door up here.
All right, let's go.
Oh Leon made it bro. Leon made it. He's already on the flight. He left.
ah
Exactly that's how you do it right there boys
I
Absolute
They dumb down the AI for this part of the game. Um, if you you know
My bad, bro, my bad, I think I'm playing too well if that's what you think I'll tone it down
My be my be my be let me lower my skill
My be
Easy
Was acting like you scared us man
Oh
They're glued to a specific spot.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh, they're not that- oh, I thought they were way tankier. Okay, whatever. Is that hell?
That was gonna be like 10s like 20 shots
All right, we may we made it
Here we go, here we go.
What's gonna happen here?
Red and white umbrella.
Whoa.
What the hell, man?
I
That's me
Where have I seen this?
Something important. I'll explain later.
The crater?
Oh my god, mom.
Shutting yourself away in a dark room like this is quite the change for you.
After the life you've led.
Life takes unexpected turns, don't you think?
Is that Spencer?
Looking back, do you feel that the choices you've made have contributed to your present circumstances?
Of course, what you sow, you weep, isn't that the natural order?
So, tell me, Lord Spencer, what would you like the world to know?
The truth.
But, uh, a short break before we begin the sash-croft,
and I'll have the energy I once did.
Why wouldn't one write this?
because you're a damn clone are you or one of the person that everybody was cloning
I
View moments earlier
You are right Leon
Yeah, no
Grace quit the way for me. That's not what I'm talking about
Your body can't take much more
I'm gonna settle this you just send us a chopper for immediate evacuation
Oh shit Leon you can't he's not gonna there's no way he would die dude. They would never do that to him
They would never
Land center?
Whoa!
Wait, isn't that where we were?
I can fight through the pain.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
oh shit you've got to be kidding me two doors
this one first
don't die Leon
That was well by literally everything we can save and now we're good to go.
I removed the scope for the charm I have on. It makes it more powerful.
Oh!
I see.
I see indeed.
Bad stuff is going to happen here.
I think this door was locked, right?
Do I need a key for this?
Of course.
Let me find it, let me find it.
I need a lot of override keys.
come on man looking for a threat this must be the room
I'll take out this way
There is a deagle-like in this game, yeah.
Ah, we're back completely.
rifle ammo, very nice.
It doesn't change much.
I love you.
Is this the same voice actor for Leon?
Same VA?
It is, right?
Missed a plant
Not again man, not again. I'm okay. I'm okay
Damn long COVID
There we go.
Now we can get through there.
I feel like if anything, they made the combat so much better in this game.
Leon the the gameplay is so chunky feeling playing him
Leon is Kratos now yeah over I see machine gun ammo and they're ready
was there a med pack there's a med pack
I
There it is, boys!
Oh, 10,000 on that, huh?
It barely dropped anything!
Oh, it's an elevator.
I
Excuse me
Let's get this over with.
The elevator will arrive shortly.
I'm getting a little faster there.
Mr. Kennedy?
Mr. Kennedy?
I need to go.
That's the wrong one
I
Know it's the worst time
We got to use the power of friendship.
Is this the light?
Oh, we made it.
No way I'm gonna be able to kill that one guy, you see no?
Oh
What kind of legacy do you leave behind?
My research opened Pandora's box, unleashing disaster upon the world.
Except Elpis, the goddess of hope, or so the myth goes.
The blind hope.
What do you mean?
Humans cannot predict when death will come for them. This is why they have hope.
I was wrong and I am plagued by guilt.
Happiness cannot be achieved at the expense of others.
And I think that's enough for today.
Why did you accept my request for an interview?
You didn't say anything.
Oh.
Who is that?
Is that one of your subjects?
Of course not.
She was alone in the world.
I took her in to make amends.
Is she perfectly normal?
Just an average child,
leaving a home.
She is my hope.
Aren't you beautiful?
Would you hold on to her?
She's too lucky.
What's her name?
Grace.
Grace.
Grace.
Is there anything else she'd like to tell me?
I've said my piece.
I only hope it serves as a requiem for those who have passed.
oh my god
He can't die dude don't worry graces blood is insane it will cure your virus
That's what's gonna happen here
Whoa
How's that change?
Oh, there's a gaming PC in here. I know that's usually the case, but for real?
Oh my god, his wheelchair. Spensa.
This is finally my chance to do something.
Yeah, Mrs. FBI?
You have not been an agent this whole time.
wall.
Wake up, bro.
Please.
Wake up. Wake up.
Wake up.
I'm just resting my eyes.
You're okay.
Oh, let me help you.
Let's do this.
Okay.
I
Okay, we're back
Yeah, so I feel after every stream
No, no, I don't. I have an idea.
I trust you. I trust you.
Stand near Magnum.
So you're finally back.
So, the prodigal daughter returns.
I know the password.
Fulfill your destiny.
Hunter 2.
No, we'll be forgiven.
Oh, only if you let me on this.
Very well.
Very well, even though you fucked everything up and killed my second-hand man, very well.
Buddy, are you kidding me? Two endings, bruh?
I could release the Elpis files.
I think we're gonna, I think we're gonna release it here, boys.
I think we're gonna release it, man.
And then we can YouTube the destroy.
Yay!
No!
No!
Yay!
No!
Yay!
All yays!
Release.
Please know that you are my hope.
She is my hope.
Hope.
Blind open.
Yo, Alps in Greece, Greek.
Hope.
This is it.
Whoa.
Released.
Somebody else showed up.
He's Gideon, isn't it?
what mr. Kennedy I give you the owner of experiencing my power first-hand
there's nothing special about me I was never any key
Spencer wanted to make a man
But you released helpers
What is it? Oh now you're normal tell me
My powers help this is Spencer's atonement. It's an antiviral
Don't they give it to Leah. Oh God
Uh-oh.
Amazing.
I am humble.
I'm a master's genius.
Your research was wrong.
Help us wasn't a weapon. There was never a key.
Spencer's paper was obviously incomplete.
There was no connection between Grace and Emily.
Do you know how much time and money are wasted on this?
You see the genius?
Without this, all virus-based weapons are useless.
The world order will be thrown into chaos.
We want it.
Gideon's face is crazy.
Then, Spencer gave us Anakin.
I will carry his torch and bring his vision to life.
You.
You and Spencer were a mean swimmin'.
Yeah, he outwitted you all.
Spencer defied us and paid the price with his life.
He was nothing.
You are nothing but an imitation.
It's over, Victor.
The connections is done with you.
Oh, my God.
We can't win him, Albert.
Oh, no!
Diddy and damn it.
No ignorance.
It's staggering.
It's a cure.
God, it's working.
And that works fast.
Leon, it's working! Wake up!
I could have done that ten minutes ago.
now
let it all come down
all of it
please wait
I got staff
I
Can it go
I'm gonna kick your ass again.
I don't know what everyone's lost got to do.
Spencer's been a hard screw for me!
And I will see that you are to fruition.
I don't want to die for that vision.
Yeah, give me a second.
I'm pan-cornered.
Shit.
Open your eyes.
Humanity is full of glory.
It's me.
A leader of the kind.
He thinks he was glorious, you idiot!
You're far more capable than you realize.
I don't want you there.
You will be a terrible fool!
No matter the future!
And that's all I want!
Seems you're reaching a limit.
It's over.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Oh my god, that dude's not phase two, bro.
What the hell even is that?
Okay. Let me just reload, bro.
Let me reload.
Give me a second. Let me reload.
Thank you.
Ow!
I might die here.
If you don't match...
Not a single stain of blood on his shirt.
Dodge all blood particles
Alright, there's blood in the chair, nevermind
Oh my god
One day again.
Oh, there!
Where's Roger?
Yeah, she liked Shell and died.
Sure, come in. Sure.
Shit.
Chris!
Chris, hang on.
Chris.
Chris.
I
I
She was dead
I like how Gideon just decided to just, like, injure her.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of this room.
Hmm?
Whoa.
At the flashlight.
I
Really this is DCSS or whatever
The honest Kennedy
Spencer's asking
Alpha you read me sir
Yeah, let me see. I got it. Yes, sir. Mr. Kennedy. I have a message from Captain Redfield.
Um, yo, Redfield DLC, really?
No way.
y'all that looks insane, that shot
don't be damned, can't believe that anti-viral actually worked
feel better than I have in ages
oh thank God, I'm glad you're okay
we got a dose with your name on it
we'll be back in action in no time
Thank you, Leon
We're gonna a lot smoother if Chris and then so late to the party
Where is Chris anyway? No idea. I'm sure I'll run into him at some point
They'll call you back something tells me grace is done with the FBI. It's over then
I hope this really was our last hope.
Well, it's a prayer umbrella that doesn't lift us any more nasty surprises.
I wish we could have saved them.
Chris, I didn't hate any of her vitals.
She could still be alive.
What are you saying?
They gave me canned savor.
I don't know what to say.
save her. What? Is she like a monster? She looked dead.
The government has confirmed the existence of an actively trading bio-weapons lab
located here in the ruins of Raccoon City. The orange and point for the
Worldwide spread of bio-organic weapons.
This illegal facility appears to have been in operation for decades.
Sources say that the extension of the lockdown and the recent series of mysterious deaths
may be related to tragic events in Raccoon City 28 years ago.
Evidence seized in Raccoon City has led the Justice Department to reopen its investigation
into Oswald Spencer and the Long Defund Umbrella Corporation.
Some believe the government deliberately drove umbrella into bankruptcy.
The late Alyssa Ashcroft is credited with cracking the Oswell Spence.
Wait, what if I did the other option on the PC?
The Spence's leaders are already claiming that she was killed in a cover-up,
and that the organization responsible is secretly controlling our government.
Tonight, in a speech from the Oval Office,
the president is expected to reject allegations of any government involvement
since the Raccoon City Incident.
Oh my God.
Huh!
There it is.
Resonate evil nine
I think the game there's scenes after credits is there gonna be DLC for this it was really good I
Amo seven and eight were better, but this was really really really really good
I'll make it through to the other side
It was mad
You'll never be moved on on my face
I'll never let it go again
So good wait
It's unfortunate
You can skip this oh
My god, we're back at the FBI
And sure he's okay
I'm glad. I'm so glad.
And me. Yeah, uh, she's doing great.
I'm actually teaching her how to read.
Grace!
Grace!
Emily's fine.
Where's that report?
Sorry. Uh, Leon, gotta go. Catch up soon.
I
There it is
But wait
It's never truly over remaining PSAA forces have been neutralized retrieving the objective
before they send in the wolves.
Ah, you think they're gonna have a hunk DLC?
Seven hours, 46 minutes,
and now there's insanity mode.
Last seek.
How do I check?
Um.
Should I reload?
Yeah, man.
Right now this is Game of the Year.
Re-Animal was really, really good too.
Re-Animal was also another game,
which is absolute 10 out of 10.
Just like Cinema Shots.
Just like absolute beautiful.
Re-Animal was too short.
Re-animal was five hours.
This game was eight hours, you know?
So I would say they're both really good short games.
Someone argued this game is short.
Resident, Evil, Requiem, all endings,
even though there's literally two.
Bad ending.
Wake up, wake up.
Bad ending.
I don't do.
I don't do.
This is it.
Eight hours doesn't count cutscenes, death reloads, inventory time.
Let's get out of here!
Behind you!
What are you doing? Come on!
No!
this is the no re 10 ending
No, no, no.
You'll see!
Run!
At least I can save you.
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh my god!
I would say this guy seemed like he was really powerful.
They kind of just like, there was no engagement with him.
He dodged every bullet, but...
Oh yeah, maybe there will be a...
Could be maybe a DLC.
Is that clone of Wesker?
I don't know how you think seven and eight were better than this.
I think this game was really, really good.
Oh, that was OK.
So that was if I had the other ending.
OK, OK.
We did the good ending.
Damn man it's over dude it's over bro what do we do now wait was there a secret ending
are you serious there was what are the shit what are the shit what is the secret ending
What are you talking about it's bad ending the good ending that we went through with the boss fight into the after-credits scene that we saw
The secret ending is the debate for the YouTube frogs
Damn man
There it is, dude.
Bro, re-animal check mark, resident evil check mark.
What's the next game now, dude?
GTA 6?
What's the next one?
Oh my.
Oh yeah, Crimson Desert.
Oh yeah.
I would reload this game tomorrow just to chill on the beginning of the game or you're in the city
That was such a good beginning of this game. Oh
Crimson desert is next in 18 days
This game is gonna be
Interesting
Speed run in sanity.
Yeah, I'm gonna chill out a little early here today.
I know it was late, I'm sorry.
I will be on time tomorrow, next stream, Monday.
I already told you guys what the subsunday games were.
Now we gotta wait until 2029 until Resident Evil 10.
I doubt Leon's gonna be in 10.
It's probably gonna be an original story
As in different characters, right?
It seems like that way I doubt they're gonna bring them again you think they're gonna do a remake first hmm
Chat GG's. Thank you guys for watching
Oh
Feels bad
Bittersweet that it's over. I will see you guys tomorrow for all the channel follow Twitter and everything
Thank you guys for chilling with me till next time. Goodbye people
All the channel. I'm gonna see you till next time. Goodbye Chad. Enjoy your night. I'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye guys. Peace
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