SUB SUNDAY HERE WEEEEE GO NO MARATHONS NO RAIDERSNO NOITHIGN JUST VARIETY LETS SEE WHAT IS OUT THERE OMG PLS SOMETHING ANYHTING LETS SEE WPA

LIRIK

03-08-2026 · 7h 11m

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[00:00:30] I

[00:01:00] Oh

[00:01:30] My god, people, I'm sorry, man.

[00:01:36] When you have a child, life doesn't care about time sometimes, you know.

[00:01:46] There's little mini steps in between.

[00:01:49] Chat, what up, how are you guys doing?

[00:01:56] Oh, yeah, isn't it a daylight saving or something?

[00:02:03] Oh, well, we survived winter.

[00:02:11] You daylight saving is the 29th.

[00:02:13] I don't know, man.

[00:02:16] I don't know, Jeff.

[00:02:19] You guys got to figure it out.

[00:02:23] You got to figure it out, man.

[00:02:24] It's noon here, noon-ish, noon-ish, all right, live noon-ish.

[00:02:32] Noon-ish EST, been 14 damn years.

[00:02:39] Chad, we had, how many votes actually, wait,

[00:02:41] what did I pull it at?

[00:02:44] I think we were over a thousand.

[00:02:49] I'm pretty sure over a thousand

[00:02:52] not quite dead channel 1028. Oh my god. 1028 crossed another thousand threshold.

[00:03:07] Not dead yet. We're looking at 1, 2, 0.5, 3.5, 4.5, 5.5, 6 brand new releases never.

[00:03:22] Before streamed never before seen

[00:03:28] Completely brand spanking new holy moly people got

[00:03:36] We got to see what's going on we got to see

[00:03:42] What's happening what's happening

[00:03:46] I know I know

[00:03:49] So many things

[00:03:52] Um, I'm thinking any generate there might be a generator.

[00:04:00] It depends on this game there.

[00:04:05] Actually, I don't think there's any generators today.

[00:04:19] say we're on the line of the yellow and the orange once again. We're on the same line.

[00:04:27] I would say so. Yes, chat. Let's see what we have here. Let's get right into this already

[00:04:33] extremely late. Holy moly. Jumping right into this six brand new releases. The first

[00:04:48] game. of Sub Sunday.

[00:04:58] There's a brand spanking new release.

[00:05:03] known as.

[00:05:11] What do we got here? What do we got here?

[00:05:17] What do we got going on here costume everything's basically maxed

[00:05:39] next. New game. Okay, okay.

[00:05:49] All right, all right, you just like spawn right in.

[00:06:16] This is your camp, here you can craft, cook, rest, and prepare for the dangers of the night.

[00:06:20] Use the blueprint table to construct new workstations and unlock better equipment.

[00:06:25] Oh!

[00:06:37] Ah, gather branches, gather sharp rods.

[00:06:42] Workbench?

[00:06:46] A Skidding Knife.

[00:06:51] Oh, interesting.

[00:06:53] Wait, I don't know if this is early access.

[00:07:02] Oh, this is...

[00:07:03] Okay, you literally upgraded your little caravan.

[00:07:06] Oh, and yet you can sleep too?

[00:07:10] You cook?

[00:07:11] Most items can be processed into basic materials.

[00:07:18] Oh.

[00:07:20] Hmm.

[00:07:21] You can break stuff down on that.

[00:07:25] Okay.

[00:07:29] Sturdy branches.

[00:07:31] Sharp rocks.

[00:07:33] Throughout the forest you'll find five sacred seals you must obtain in order to complete the altar of devotion.

[00:07:39] The HUD would display the total number of seals you have collected and how many remain.

[00:07:47] You need this seal of repentance.

[00:07:49] Oh, I see.

[00:07:53] Alright, let me see.

[00:07:59] Oh, okay. You pick up one that is four. You like breaks it apart.

[00:08:05] Okay, interesting.

[00:08:09] Is this just, like, depressed camping?

[00:08:14] I'm fine with that.

[00:08:19] Okay, we almost have everything here.

[00:08:24] I need three more.

[00:08:27] I'm gonna punch this crate.

[00:08:30] Ow!

[00:08:33] Whoa.

[00:08:35] It was worth breaking my hand.

[00:08:39] Worth.

[00:08:43] Wait, what?

[00:08:45] Oh.

[00:08:47] Oh, alright.

[00:08:52] Craft a tattered bow by using the workbench.

[00:08:55] Craft arrows by using the workbench.

[00:08:59] Alrighty, let's see what we have here.

[00:09:02] Okay.

[00:09:03] Wood pieces.

[00:09:05] I think this is where you use this, wait, what, sturdy branch.

[00:09:12] Oh, you actually have to make the wood pieces.

[00:09:19] We have your arrow shaft, you have to specifically make the arrow shaft as well.

[00:09:30] We need more.

[00:09:32] I really use everything all right hold up the main weapon

[00:09:38] Melee weapon

[00:09:44] What is this health potion place

[00:09:54] Yeah, how's aiming oh there it is okay

[00:10:02] Traveled to Glimmering Glade.

[00:10:06] I already used everything.

[00:10:07] I need to go get more wood.

[00:10:13] I guess.

[00:10:16] Let's see.

[00:10:19] Is this multiplayer?

[00:10:20] No, I don't think so.

[00:10:24] My whole camp is littered with shit.

[00:10:26] save the game by interacting with an extraction bell oh select Bell I swear this

[00:10:41] spawned right in front of me. I would have cleared it. Okay, so I need an arrow

[00:10:54] shaft to then make some arrows. Harvest plants to get fruits, hunt animals to get

[00:11:04] their meat wrapped in ax by using the workbench. Wood pieces. I need one more wood piece. I

[00:11:20] wear this. I have no room. Oh, you can rotate. Pickups sent to ground can be processed.

[00:11:28] Oh, did you find random shit?

[00:11:32] I don't know if I'll process that as well.

[00:11:38] Gives you a little bit of everything.

[00:11:43] OK.

[00:11:48] Maybe I leave and just go hunt, because I don't have anything.

[00:11:53] Tainted forest.

[00:11:54] Diablo without magic?

[00:11:59] Uh-oh.

[00:12:04] Yo.

[00:12:09] Yo.

[00:12:14] Yo.

[00:12:19] The art style is nice, the lore is this guy said he hates the current society and how

[00:12:38] you need to work and pay bills so this guy left his job, bought a bow and now he lives

[00:12:45] in the woods. He doesn't want any part of society anymore. Yeah, he's out. I might go

[00:12:59] back and just get this. Yeah, let me go back. I'm all good, he said. He's like, I'm gonna

[00:13:13] love the tax free life oh shit you can roll all the shit

[00:13:22] travel to camp has like a nice style man it's got a cool you check out re9

[00:13:28] shit kind of fire I'm not a huge fan of resident evil not a huge fan so no I'm

[00:13:34] not checking it out what we have here okay acts and then that's just use

[00:13:41] Everything? Where did everything in my inventory go?

[00:13:50] Whoa, game of the year. As soon as you come back to camp, all your gear automatically that you've collected goes to your chest.

[00:14:00] Wow.

[00:14:04] I didn't even have to interact with it.

[00:14:07] Nope, I didn't.

[00:14:09] I should have brought some berries along, but I guess I'll eat some.

[00:14:33] It said gather prime wood.

[00:14:38] Maybe I can cut down these smaller trees.

[00:14:44] Press F when they ax aligns with the dashed line indicator.

[00:14:54] Oh, a new style.

[00:15:07] Oh, okay.

[00:15:13] Hold on, buddy.

[00:15:22] futuristic wood shopping

[00:15:29] Okay, okay

[00:15:34] Shoveled whoa

[00:15:40] Okay wasted

[00:15:47] What am I gonna like

[00:15:49] King's Herb?

[00:15:56] I think we're going to hunt some Wabbit.

[00:16:17] There was one bunny and now he's gone.

[00:16:22] How do I eat this?

[00:16:26] I am hunting what seems to be in the night, so.

[00:16:33] Be a badass.

[00:16:38] Damn it.

[00:16:45] Uh-oh.

[00:16:47] As sunset approaches the force extraction bells begins a ring look for one to exit the level

[00:16:55] as the lurking abominations in the force will hunt you down at night.

[00:16:59] Oh, certain actions such as chopping trees or other items cause time to pass faster when

[00:17:04] this happens and our glass will appear on the HUD.

[00:17:06] Oh, well it's not there yet, so we're good.

[00:17:10] Oh god it is there.

[00:17:15] So should I leave?

[00:17:18] Unless that indicates every time time passes, I think that's what that's saying.

[00:17:24] Yeah, yeah, yeah, the actual thing moves as soon as I do anything.

[00:17:34] Is that a bunny?

[00:17:37] Are you kidding me, bro?

[00:17:40] There was a fucking shroom.

[00:17:43] Oh

[00:17:51] Oh

[00:18:13] I did the tutorial man

[00:18:25] Let's try going back home and asleep. I'm gonna sleep. Let me see. You know I was I was sleep deprived. Oh

[00:18:34] Oh, yeah, you don't want to do that. I mean, that's four o'clock. This is actually literally a clock

[00:18:43] Oh, I found the pro tip.

[00:18:51] You just spam F on the spot and then you can double hit it.

[00:19:00] You can actually double hit it.

[00:19:01] And then if I process this, you get a bunch.

[00:19:08] I...

[00:19:11] Yeah, what's over here?

[00:19:16] Glimmering Glade

[00:19:35] This could be a more difficult spot. I don't know

[00:19:38] Apparently the berries I collect are bigger than the lids I have in my backpack.

[00:19:52] Alright, never mind.

[00:19:58] That project didn't...

[00:19:59] I think that was a fluke.

[00:20:01] Yeah, that was a fluke.

[00:20:04] Now it's not working anymore.

[00:20:09] Alright, I have five hours.

[00:20:13] I'm going to assume midnight is when I need to get the hell out of here.

[00:20:19] So let me see.

[00:20:23] I'm going to assume when I hear footsteps.

[00:20:26] Whoa.

[00:20:28] Uh-oh.

[00:20:30] Uh-oh, right there, right there, right there, right there, got him.

[00:20:41] I'm sorry, boy.

[00:20:49] I'm sorry, boy.

[00:20:53] I apologize.

[00:20:54] I apologize.

[00:20:55] I apologize I live off the land now I don't want to bro I like buddies man I'm a

[00:21:09] I'm a money fan.

[00:21:16] Depleted.

[00:21:22] So I can't craft more arrows.

[00:21:24] Regional map, all my quests.

[00:21:28] Track, oh you can track recipes.

[00:21:31] Fishing rod, shovel, wood pieces. Everything's easy to craft.

[00:21:35] This game's kinda cool.

[00:21:39] I don't know the full loop yet, but it seems like you're supposed to extract.

[00:21:45] It's like a light extractor, a single player, with like, survival elements.

[00:21:52] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[00:22:01] You know, it kinda does look a little like No Rest for the Wicked, but plays completely different.

[00:22:07] That one's way more like magic, power-ups, gear, air PG-coded.

[00:22:19] Oh, shit! What the hell is this?

[00:22:23] Oh, that's not good. Oh, that's not a good purple. That doesn't mean you get an epic.

[00:22:31] Oh, wait.

[00:22:38] Yeah, wait, that could be wiki good.

[00:22:44] It is actually an epic.

[00:22:46] It has a chance to be trashed.

[00:22:50] Uh-oh.

[00:22:52] I can't tell how stealthy I'm supposed to be in this game.

[00:22:58] I feel like if I go too fast, something's gonna come up and just kill me.

[00:23:04] It's kinda hard to tell.

[00:23:09] Is that a good...dong?

[00:23:12] AHH!

[00:23:23] I don't know if that's a friendly hit.

[00:23:27] What is this?

[00:23:28] Oh

[00:23:35] Last time he killed me

[00:23:48] Plus 15 faith oh shit whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

[00:23:55] It's nine o'clock

[00:23:58] Oh god, oh god

[00:24:04] Yeah, how do I get home? I don't know how to get home. I have no idea. How do you get home?

[00:24:08] Do I have to literally head all the way back on the path?

[00:24:14] I think I literally just go back. Oh god

[00:24:28] I don't get it.

[00:24:57] I guess by nine o'clock I need a head home.

[00:25:12] Okay I think by nine o'clock get home.

[00:25:15] That's basically what happened there.

[00:25:19] Yeah.

[00:25:21] You can't craft out in the field.

[00:25:42] Send item to processor.

[00:25:44] Wait.

[00:25:45] Oh yeah.

[00:25:46] Okay.

[00:25:47] Okay, um, I could make a little more.

[00:25:57] Okay, let's go.

[00:26:05] I wonder if I can just save here before I go, so I don't have to do this every time.

[00:26:11] Choose your destination bell.

[00:26:13] I think that was the save let's go this way one more time

[00:26:20] All right take three oh my god I have a lot of arrows

[00:26:50] Okay.

[00:26:52] A lot of arrows here, Fridler.

[00:27:00] Fish ladder there, yes, ladders.

[00:27:10] What the hell happened to the wood?

[00:27:12] Oh.

[00:27:14] Alright, let me see if I can hunt fast.

[00:27:32] Oh, he's good.

[00:27:38] Oh, he's really good.

[00:27:43] But I'm better.

[00:27:48] All right, we gotta-

[00:27:54] Oh!

[00:27:56] We got a zigzag.

[00:28:00] Okay.

[00:28:04] Shit.

[00:28:07] No epic this time, sadly.

[00:28:12] Oh, you can pick up the arrow you shot him with.

[00:28:17] Oh.

[00:28:18] We get some shrooms.

[00:28:21] I'm actually gonna stay, it's almost nine o'clock.

[00:28:24] I might wait.

[00:28:25] Maybe you're not supposed to do this in one day.

[00:28:28] So I'm gonna gather some resources and head back for the night.

[00:28:33] This is the last time I get a shit on in an hour.

[00:28:52] I might be able to make a shovel for tomorrow.

[00:29:04] Come on, bunny! Oh my god!

[00:29:09] Nice.

[00:29:16] Don't worry now, we're gonna have an insane...

[00:29:20] Uh-oh.

[00:29:22] Hunger, yes. You're interrupting me.

[00:29:38] Let's just get rid of this arrow. Maybe that dong means

[00:29:47] Nighttime is approaching

[00:29:52] Let's keep that here for now.

[00:30:17] Okay, build the kitchen crafter.

[00:30:23] Whoops, I needed the pine.

[00:30:25] Ah, I might have another pine wood here.

[00:30:28] Oh, there's actually a third region, lake of reflection.

[00:30:39] I just want a pine tree and I'm leaving.

[00:30:47] I

[00:30:49] Oh

[00:31:15] Yummy

[00:31:19] Yeah, me.

[00:31:23] That should be good.

[00:31:35] Let's wake up tomorrow.

[00:31:37] So, how long does this shit last?

[00:31:43] It's 9 o'clock, should I wake up 3 a.m.?

[00:32:11] up five. Actually you know what I think that's not how this game works. Sleep till three. This

[00:32:20] game's on a um, this game's on a 12 hour clock. Alright let's eat and then let's go.

[00:32:34] Oh you can't eat from here.

[00:32:35] All right, let's go I'm gonna go back this way and let me get pine and then hunt and build at night

[00:32:58] Oh, there's a lot of bushes here

[00:33:05] I need to save this one and not break it down for the kitchen.

[00:33:25] Oh my god!

[00:33:32] What?

[00:33:43] Let me see, let me see.

[00:33:48] I know, it's messed up, bro.

[00:33:53] I know. I know.

[00:34:03] Damn, he almost got home. That's that's screwed. A lot of rabbits out today.

[00:34:16] Well, we got food for days. We got food for the month.

[00:34:19] We got food for the month. None of these are... oh shit, can I rotate? I am.

[00:34:33] Get my air bag.

[00:34:38] His music reminds me of Lost.

[00:34:55] But it's like sad for no reason. Why is he sad? Why is he living his life this way?

[00:35:03] While we got the sad violin.

[00:35:10] This is sad that I'm killing the rabbits.

[00:35:19] I want to eat these.

[00:35:27] Shit.

[00:35:32] Oh, that's the one way of doing it.

[00:35:36] You put it in that slot and then right click it there.

[00:35:39] I don't think I have any room.

[00:35:49] Same thing.

[00:35:50] I'm just gonna eat all of these unless maybe I can cook something.

[00:36:00] eventually I can probably cook something with berries

[00:36:06] maybe

[00:36:15] alright what time is it? where am I on the map?

[00:36:18] there was something over here, yeah I didn't have time to explore this

[00:36:24] it looks like there's a path to go here, I don't want to die though

[00:36:30] Oh, you can actually climb up.

[00:36:36] Oh!

[00:36:40] Wait, an extraction beacon.

[00:36:46] Uh, wait, can I fast travel here?

[00:36:51] So I just unlocked Glimmering Blade.

[00:36:56] I see lab blacksmith Taylor upgrade hemp fibers

[00:37:24] Oh, you get a bigger backpack, divine tier, processing spirits.

[00:37:30] I don't think there's anything I didn't process right now.

[00:37:37] Uh, let me eat this.

[00:37:40] Does this pull from my inventory?

[00:37:43] Nice.

[00:37:45] Oh, you can do double meat.

[00:37:54] I think I'll fly.

[00:37:59] Just buzzing in my ear.

[00:38:01] Alright, double food.

[00:38:04] Boom, boom.

[00:38:05] 10 arrows to 11 arrows total.

[00:38:07] I guess I gotta get a bunch of pine.

[00:38:10] I gotta get a shit ton of pine.

[00:38:15] I'm just gonna go to bed

[00:38:27] Do I go back or go to bed

[00:38:35] Best time

[00:38:37] Day 3.

[00:38:42] Oh my god.

[00:38:46] I am underestimating the amount of arrows I bring.

[00:38:54] There you go.

[00:38:57] Perfect.

[00:38:58] Oh, yeah, let me see if I can...

[00:39:08] Ah, yeah, 10 in the quiver.

[00:39:16] Find and gather a sacred seal.

[00:39:28] I don't really need any more food.

[00:39:40] I will eventually need more food, but right now I think I'm shillin'.

[00:39:54] Oh, the sickle as well. Yeah, you know what? I'm actually gonna harvest today. This looks

[00:40:09] disgusting. I don't think bunnies do this.

[00:40:15] health, say, uh, say, and 100% chance to increase received damage by 50%

[00:40:27] I don't know how I feel about that

[00:40:35] oh shit what is this?

[00:40:40] What the fuck is that?

[00:40:47] Oh god.

[00:40:52] Relax bro!

[00:40:53] What are you doing dude?

[00:40:56] Are you doing man?

[00:41:01] Crazy fuck.

[00:41:04] My roast meat platter now.

[00:41:08] Why did you do that?

[00:41:15] Why'd you do that, man?

[00:41:23] Can't be processed.

[00:41:30] can be processed and drawn map.

[00:41:41] This item is useless, the stash, silver necklace, can be processed, can be processed, bunch

[00:41:55] to arrows. I mean, I can just go back to the bell and bring all this to my storage. I feel

[00:42:13] like that is the way. What is this? Oh. The arrows I shot. Can't stack pelts. Just get

[00:42:27] of that. Well, oh yeah, can you actually jump up here? Oh yeah, you can. Looks like there's

[00:42:43] four. You eventually need a mine. Oh yeah, pickaxe. I'm gonna drop everything off and

[00:42:52] get all my tools. I guess it's kind of shitty because you can only have one tool at it. Oh that's

[00:42:58] how you do it. So you either have the skinning knife or the axe. It takes up so much inventory.

[00:43:07] I did I looted them already

[00:43:16] Yeah, it takes up so much room

[00:43:29] This looks like a trinket, but it's not

[00:43:32] Well, it's 15, I don't know, unless I messed up, yeah, you can't wear this, maybe just

[00:43:41] keep it in your inventory.

[00:43:50] Blue items are trinkets.

[00:43:57] So I didn't have any trinkets.

[00:44:02] I'll check when I get back to base.

[00:44:14] Somebody died here.

[00:44:15] Oh shit.

[00:44:16] Oh fuck.

[00:44:17] Oh fuck.

[00:44:18] Okay, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this, I need my arrows.

[00:44:47] I have time.

[00:44:57] Oh, shit!

[00:45:17] There it is.

[00:45:23] Penitence Mace?

[00:45:26] Huh.

[00:45:27] I don't know why it doesn't let me put that.

[00:45:42] Oh!

[00:45:43] I don't know why it doesn't let me put that. Oh

[00:45:49] Counts this too with double effects

[00:45:57] Yeah, it's daylight savings

[00:46:02] That is why I am here boys

[00:46:07] Just kidding I just love streaming so much I wanted to be here early

[00:46:13] I realize them. I love it. I love this chef! I fucking love it, man!

[00:46:31] I

[00:46:36] I'm gonna be a whoa

[00:46:43] There we go, there we go. I don't think I have room for this

[00:46:48] Wolf me do I really want to eat wolf meat

[00:46:54] Do I really want to have room for no this is fucking huge

[00:47:01] I have room for one more pine wood and then I'm gonna go home. So I have everything I need

[00:47:06] And then maybe make a pickaxe tomorrow

[00:47:13] Or a shovel or some shit

[00:47:21] Looking for one pine tree

[00:47:23] It looks like a path, it's not.

[00:47:30] The bell was right there, I'm aware.

[00:47:32] I mean, I guess I could just go and drop off.

[00:47:36] The shit over and over.

[00:47:39] It's true.

[00:47:44] Hey, what the fuck, man?

[00:47:51] Oh, pick up shovel.

[00:47:52] Oh shit, free shovel.

[00:47:55] Digging.

[00:47:56] Hold F and release the bar when it reaches the marked zone.

[00:48:08] Pocket watch?

[00:48:14] I swear there's a fucking wolf right here.

[00:48:17] I want this fine blood though.

[00:48:47] Faith. Time spent on the force erodes your faith. When it runs low, despair follows. Restore

[00:48:55] faith by praying it shrines or by recollecting relics in your bitter and suckling study.

[00:49:00] Bandits and thieves often carry stolen relics, but they will never surrender to them without

[00:49:04] a fight.

[00:49:05] ahhhhhh that's what that shit is

[00:49:11] ahhhhhhhhh okay

[00:49:21] oh fuck

[00:49:22] I'll be back you piece of shit

[00:49:24] I need arrows

[00:49:28] ehh ehh ehh ehh ehh

[00:49:35] Oh my god.

[00:49:36] Ah, why, why, why, why, why?

[00:49:42] Oh my god.

[00:49:43] I was trying to kick my ass.

[00:49:52] With a shroom.

[00:49:53] Oh fuck.

[00:49:54] God dang.

[00:49:55] How about a raw rabbit meat with a legendary blood root bear?

[00:50:05] How's this dish size small?

[00:50:23] All these have a 100% chance for blight.

[00:50:30] The uh, do-do-do-do-do, wood piece.

[00:50:40] Dun dun dun-ding!

[00:50:42] Dun dun dun-ding!

[00:50:44] Sickle, and a fishing rod.

[00:50:53] I need one more blacksmith, Taylor's Pinewood upgrades, I gotta wait for that, reinforcement

[00:51:09] maces traps, hmm, I guess I could keep these tools on me, let me make a bunch more arrows,

[00:51:23] Even though I don't have shit for this, I gotta wait till it's a mar to pick up more.

[00:51:31] I gotta sleep.

[00:51:46] I have 17 arrows.

[00:51:47] Oh, true.

[00:51:50] We're going to keep 12 on me at all times.

[00:51:58] 12 era, oh yeah, what about the trinket?

[00:52:03] Where was the blue trinket?

[00:52:08] Can be processed, all these I need to process actually.

[00:52:15] You're telling me this is the blue is the trinket?

[00:52:18] No it's not.

[00:52:20] It says it can be processed, consumable, this says it's a consumable study.

[00:52:46] So that's what those are for.

[00:53:07] So all of these are going to process and you get gems of sorts.

[00:53:13] Jim Gambo?

[00:53:20] Okay.

[00:53:25] Um, now let's travel out.

[00:53:29] I think I basically have everything.

[00:53:31] There's not much else to do here.

[00:53:34] Oh, I can actually attack with my axe now because it's on my melee weapon.

[00:53:42] Or you can attack with the pickaxe.

[00:53:44] Yuck, yuck!

[00:53:45] I like the axe is gonna be better.

[00:53:47] Oh, actually there's a damage.

[00:53:49] Eight, six, seven.

[00:53:51] Yeah, this is the most damage.

[00:53:55] Let's go this way.

[00:54:01] Or I continue down that path.

[00:54:04] Cause this is a new map.

[00:54:09] How's the game?

[00:54:10] It seems like it's pretty cool. I mean, I don't really know

[00:54:15] Once you put in a lot more time into it where it kind of evolves into but I

[00:54:20] Think it's pretty cool. It totally does remind me of like a survival mode. No rest for the wicked

[00:54:31] I mean you're guy you're a guy in a forest man, you're living off the land the primal game

[00:54:40] But there's clearly fucked up shit happening, because there's other people here.

[00:54:46] Oh, this was the shrine that they were talking about.

[00:54:59] Faith is full.

[00:55:10] What is STS2?

[00:55:17] That sounds familiar.

[00:55:20] High view woods?

[00:55:21] Oh wait, you know, let me go here first.

[00:55:26] It says there's a, oh, Slay the Spire 2.

[00:55:29] Slay the Spire 2.

[00:55:30] It's a good game.

[00:55:32] It's just like a solid game game.

[00:55:39] i mean if you don't

[00:55:41] you can honestly if you if you're that

[00:55:44] not sure

[00:55:45] dollars just play the first one is probably super cheap

[00:55:48] and if you don't like the first one you're not going to like the second one

[00:55:52] this is basically the same thing just updated

[00:55:58] deeper mechanics

[00:56:05] Oh well give you HP oh my god the arrow is so much better oh shit the

[00:56:31] The air is so much better.

[00:56:36] Good thing we have holy water.

[00:56:51] You think they're gonna release a DLC?

[00:56:54] Harvesting?

[00:56:55] Oh, this is where the circle comes into play.

[00:57:01] I need a very specific type of herb to upgrade my backpack.

[00:57:19] I think it was hemp.

[00:57:22] Yeah, I think I need to hamper something.

[00:57:32] Oh my god, I almost died.

[00:57:51] Ow.

[00:57:52] Oh, is there a beacon here?

[00:57:58] Shave.

[00:58:01] Yaa!

[00:58:03] Yaa!

[00:58:05] Yaa!

[00:58:07] Yaa!

[00:58:09] Yaa!

[00:58:11] Yaa!

[00:58:13] Yaa!

[00:58:15] Yaa!

[00:58:17] Excuse me!

[00:58:19] Hey, how the fuck do you get in here?

[00:58:33] The gun is not, it was like a broken, it was like broken or something.

[00:58:39] Can I interact with anything here?

[00:58:41] here? Really? Oh, Sitchell. A bunch of arrows. Yeah, this is where I came from earlier,

[00:59:02] So, all good.

[00:59:07] Do I continue?

[00:59:13] I think so.

[00:59:15] Broken equipment, some equipment is broken.

[00:59:17] Oh shit.

[00:59:19] Oh your gear breaks in this game?

[00:59:25] Hold on, boys, hold on.

[00:59:37] Your gear breaks, how to fix it, no idea.

[00:59:41] Oh, bring it!

[00:59:46] I'm not entirely sure.

[00:59:51] Yeah, man, it's a cool game though, you know, it's cool, man.

[00:59:55] Do you repair it?

[00:59:56] Yeah, how do you repair this?

[01:00:00] The blacksmith?

[01:00:01] Or maybe that's where you get the tailor.

[01:00:02] It's probably the tailor that does it.

[01:00:08] Yeah, I'm not sure how much, like where it goes from here,

[01:00:12] but yeah.

[01:00:14] All right, next game as we continue.

[01:00:20] Pretty cool game, pretty cool game, boy.

[01:00:25] Freckle game boy!

[01:00:31] The next game...

[01:00:37] As we continue... people.

[01:00:43] It's daylight savings, bro. I am on time man when it's noon at East Coast.

[01:00:57] We're good. If it's noon East Coast, noon-ish, I'm live.

[01:01:09] I was next game as we continue here. Holy moly. We are jumping to another one boys.

[01:01:27] Another bird, new beliefs.

[01:01:35] It's shy, hold on, it's shy.

[01:01:37] Oh, there it is.

[01:01:45] This game is called

[01:01:50] Lost and Found Goal.

[01:01:52] Oh

[01:01:57] Let's say let's say what do we got here? What do we got here?

[01:02:06] Tap to start oh my god

[01:02:22] What?

[01:02:52] Oh

[01:03:14] My phone where did it go

[01:03:22] Oh, I see, alright. It's right there.

[01:03:28] This is your objective. Find it to complete the level.

[01:03:30] Click on an object icon to view its hint.

[01:03:34] Falling down during the peak romantic scene. I see it, bro! It's right there!

[01:03:43] That's relief. I thought it was broken. Breaking news and in this morning's report,

[01:03:48] We're seeing a spike in lost item cases in Plumville several times higher than last year

[01:03:53] Multiple witnesses report sightings of a suspicious fox at the scene whether these events are connected romantic

[01:03:58] Investigation for further updates

[01:04:01] More lost items. I'm better keep a close eye on my phone

[01:04:08] I think this game is you literally just like find things

[01:04:18] What's this? I didn't know there were ducks around here.

[01:04:24] I'll summarize after I'm reading it fast.

[01:04:53] setting the scene learn about the shrine I don't need a hint I can find all of this

[01:05:06] Oh, it is a Lost and Found game, okay.

[01:05:16] Okay, can I use your goddamn help?

[01:05:27] Easy.

[01:05:36] I

[01:05:52] Okay

[01:06:06] I

[01:06:18] Bro

[01:06:36] The duck is the main character.

[01:06:43] Ouch, I had my keychain, but how?

[01:06:59] Okay, hold up, hold up.

[01:07:13] Oh yeah, there's a skip button.

[01:07:16] Dude, no one, dude, no one, wha, okay.

[01:07:23] I didn't know there was a skip button.

[01:07:25] Holy shit.

[01:07:26] This is a Nintendo DS-like game.

[01:07:55] I might ult at 4, I might.

[01:08:12] Let me see, what is this game about?

[01:08:19] How can a game have this much dumbass lore?

[01:08:23] There's no way it's that deep.

[01:08:53] Alright, I think the game starts now.

[01:09:09] Here we go!

[01:09:10] Oh shit, okay.

[01:09:13] Alright, game starts.

[01:09:17] the sneaky fox okay hold on hold on

[01:09:31] yeah this looks like a comfy store though and we just look for everything

[01:09:37] here it's a comfy store man

[01:09:47] Alright, that's him. Where the hell is the frog? Where the fuck is the frog and the

[01:09:59] damn food? Yeah, where the fuck is the frog, dude?

[01:10:13] It's probably so obvious, man.

[01:10:23] Hidden right there, hidden.

[01:10:26] Is that him?

[01:10:29] Oh wait, what the hell?

[01:10:33] Oh, do you have to actually tap shit?

[01:10:36] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wait a minute.

[01:10:41] Yeah, we're the fuck is the frog oh my god is right there

[01:10:53] Huh we found him we found him

[01:10:57] Okay, one me one me and see us right now okay now okay

[01:11:13] Okay, fuck you man all right

[01:11:27] The phone.

[01:11:34] I mean, this game has a nice art style, bro, you know, but everything else is kind of,

[01:11:40] you know, I'm not the target.

[01:11:43] I see if you're a, you know, it has a, it has a solid, it's cool.

[01:11:50] It's cool if you're into this.

[01:11:53] It seems like it's really well made.

[01:12:05] Yeah, if it was like in this style with wicked detailed pictures and just like straight up trying to like find things, I'd prefer that.

[01:12:13] Maybe it does get like that.

[01:12:18] I mean the detail in the rooms and you can click everything, like there's a lot of detail.

[01:12:23] Like it's cool, it's a cool game.

[01:12:33] Okay, I'm looking for...

[01:12:39] Ruberty greatly strengthened one spirit hidden deep within Kit's vault.

[01:12:45] Okay, I found it.

[01:12:51] New main game.

[01:12:58] Easiest stage.

[01:13:04] I think we need to press this button.

[01:13:13] Back to lobby?

[01:13:19] The story is about, I'm not sure you're gonna have to play yourself.

[01:13:40] We're going viral in story mode.

[01:13:45] Shrine phone no unread mail.

[01:13:48] Alright, let's see, let's see.

[01:13:56] Bam bam bam boop bang!

[01:14:05] The game's gonna pop off!

[01:14:35] Alright, I think we gotta find all this.

[01:14:43] Find your trusty duck hat.

[01:14:48] A short pilgrimage to the shrine.

[01:14:58] MOTHERFUCKER!

[01:15:03] Is that it?

[01:15:05] Okay, okay, okay.

[01:15:12] Oh, shit.

[01:15:16] I saw the crown.

[01:15:18] Didn't she have the crown?

[01:15:28] We got an umbrella.

[01:15:34] For the magician.

[01:15:37] Okay, we're looking for the microphone.

[01:15:44] And a baby bottle and a suitcase.

[01:15:52] Oh, it's a vampire.

[01:15:57] Jay, use your fucking eyes, man!

[01:16:06] We got a scythe. We got a scythe.

[01:16:10] Alright, next to the police car.

[01:16:21] Alright, where's the guy this belongs to right here?

[01:16:27] okay okay okay the dog got the baby's milk

[01:16:38] motherfucker where's the dog oh wait right here

[01:16:45] okay the microphone we need the microphone the cane

[01:16:57] statue and water goes to the bald guy there's a red big bird oh true true true

[01:17:20] old lady and we're looking for a halo

[01:17:27] There it is. Found. Where's the angel? Right there. Yo, we did it though. Did we miss

[01:17:53] This one, the microphone.

[01:18:07] There it is. There it is.

[01:18:11] Given to the news wolf.

[01:18:17] Damn!

[01:18:19] Okay, okay!

[01:18:23] Hold on now hold on

[01:18:28] Hold up cheating with 16,000 eyes

[01:18:39] Oh really?

[01:18:53] Alright, give me the next level, I'm ready!

[01:19:09] What are we doing here get back to the finding get back to the finding

[01:19:26] I had an acai bowl for the first time and those things are delicious dude

[01:19:37] obviously there's different ones you can make

[01:19:46] Also, I had kimchi, kimchi is fucking, the smell, oh my god, but the taste, if you pair

[01:20:00] it with a good dish, kimchi is fucking delicious.

[01:20:16] Are these all different levels?

[01:20:23] Alright, where are we at?

[01:20:34] Request.

[01:20:35] Reach 42 of 50.

[01:20:38] Let's do this one.

[01:20:55] I like the lethal in the art in this game.

[01:20:58] It's a satisfying-looking game.

[01:21:03] A little too much yapping for my taste, other than that, it's a very-I really dig the

[01:21:08] style it's very it's a cozy look the art is like super cozy like this looks

[01:21:19] fucking awesome right now this looks this looks cool I play a game like this

[01:21:28] with like it ridiculous detail and you just have to search for a bunch of shit

[01:21:32] It's kind of like this, I guess.

[01:21:34] Two floors.

[01:21:35] Okay, what are we finding here?

[01:21:39] We gotta find a donut, some bullshit, ice cream, a salt shaker, and a cherry.

[01:21:46] All right, let's break this down into sections.

[01:21:53] Donuts are fried.

[01:21:55] Donuts...

[01:21:56] Somewhere around here has gotta be a donut.

[01:22:00] Oh!

[01:22:05] Wait, you can- you have to go in the staff room as well?

[01:22:17] Oh, I got the donut! Is that the donut?

[01:22:22] Holy shit, I'm good.

[01:22:25] That's my last donut from Donny Donut.

[01:22:28] I still don't know what I'm gonna do.

[01:22:30] You're saying too much sugar is bad for my health.

[01:22:31] Well, you're not wrong there.

[01:22:32] Then give me something healthy and you can have this triple glazed donut.

[01:22:36] What?

[01:22:38] Bring the boss a big egg.

[01:22:44] So...

[01:22:45] Bring him a big egg?

[01:22:48] So there's like quests in this?

[01:22:53] Maybe he has a big egg.

[01:22:55] Under the TV? Oh, yeah, Cherry.

[01:23:00] Oh, this you just find. Okay, this you just look for.

[01:23:07] Fine, let's look for the Salt Shaker.

[01:23:13] Uh Ronald McDonald bro what do you what do you why am I blind there's a thousand things

[01:23:30] to look at here.

[01:23:34] Oh shit what the fuck oh yo I was just eating.

[01:23:42] I was just eating.

[01:23:52] There's solid shakers here.

[01:23:54] Ooh!

[01:23:57] Yo, this game's fuckin' satisfying, man.

[01:24:12] All right, let me see.

[01:24:21] Uh, what we're looking for here?

[01:24:23] We're looking for- oh, found it!

[01:24:25] Dude, my- did you say I'm fucking blind?

[01:24:27] Did you say I'm blind?

[01:24:29] Spotted instantly.

[01:24:31] I'm all the hidden Ninjas.

[01:24:49] Um, what am I looking for?

[01:24:53] What's this?

[01:24:55] Just random shit.

[01:24:59] show do you guys see where this where this is where's big egg where the fuck

[01:25:04] is the egg where the hell is the egg

[01:25:12] oh

[01:25:21] nice

[01:25:24] Okay.

[01:25:32] Now we gotta find this thing here.

[01:25:35] I bet somebody's eating it.

[01:25:42] I think it's inside, but...

[01:26:03] Ninja on the roof.

[01:26:15] It's gotta be inside.

[01:26:23] It's definitely inside.

[01:26:28] There's ice cream here, but I already found one thing.

[01:26:39] Captain of Cold Place, maybe this might be a-place-be-two-oh wait, can you go in here?

[01:26:43] Oh, you can go in there.

[01:26:45] You can fucking go in there, dude.

[01:26:51] Oh, where do you keep your fucking ice cream, do you like?

[01:27:06] Oh my god, what the hell?

[01:27:11] Chad, am I blind? Is it not in here?

[01:27:23] I froze the snowman, and I melted him.

[01:27:30] I killed him.

[01:27:34] That's kind of cool how everything changes.

[01:27:41] Oh shit make the coolest burger okay hold on face to face to burgers with the

[01:27:56] Nuggets are back.

[01:28:02] Yummy.

[01:28:06] Okay, I need cola.

[01:28:08] We need a damn patty.

[01:28:11] We need some breakin'. He's at the station, but has none of the meat needed.

[01:28:18] Ninja cactus outside.

[01:28:20] Someone banned that guy for absolutely useless information.

[01:28:27] Um, I got the soda.

[01:28:30] Shao, where's the bacon?

[01:28:32] Where's the fucking burger?

[01:28:37] There!

[01:28:39] There!

[01:28:41] There!

[01:28:43] There!

[01:28:45] Where's there?

[01:28:47] Longitude and latitude.

[01:28:54] Oh, glasses?

[01:28:58] We got the glasses.

[01:29:01] We got the glasses.

[01:29:02] What if the patties are frozen?

[01:29:05] Frozen patties.

[01:29:09] Frozen meat.

[01:29:14] My name

[01:29:23] Nope

[01:29:28] That was that remove bugs from restaurant

[01:29:32] Oh

[01:29:38] Oh my god, oh my god

[01:29:44] They got a chat one for everybody.

[01:29:48] This looks like SuperBurnt though.

[01:29:50] It's like you gotta burn them.

[01:29:54] He wants it to burn.

[01:29:56] This is a cozy game.

[01:30:01] It's a super cozy game.

[01:30:10] I wonder how I get into burn it can I like turn this up even higher unless it

[01:30:21] just burns naturally

[01:30:24] It looks like it's about to get a little warmer.

[01:30:46] Oh, here we go. Okay. Oh, okay. One of them, it was just one of them that was going to do that.

[01:30:59] Well then, who the fuck is making the bacon? Who the fuck's making the bacon?

[01:31:06] The bacon must just be randomly somewhere else.

[01:31:19] I don't think it's back in his office.

[01:31:39] I don't think it's back in his office.

[01:31:45] in here. Burger on fire, we got it bro. Also this too. Boss keeps us here employee close.

[01:31:51] Oh wait, I forgot about the octopus. Stop right there, how dare you just run back and

[01:31:59] run in front of the rest of the house so you need some ink for the burger. I had to say

[01:32:02] but Mr. Red Octopus has been depressed from the lack of social life. He's not on the

[01:32:05] move to square-air but if you bring him a friend you might sure have. Bring him a friend?

[01:32:09] Find the Octopus a friend?

[01:32:13] What the fuck?

[01:32:20] Octopus's friend is probably outside.

[01:32:39] Got it.

[01:32:41] Alright, bacon!

[01:32:43] Bacon, bacon, bacon!

[01:32:45] Bacon, bacon!

[01:32:47] Bacon, bacon!

[01:32:49] Guys, I swear to God, if you don't find the goddamn fucking bacon, I'm gonna start...

[01:32:51] I'm gonna just start throwing out bans, okay?

[01:32:53] I'm gonna zoom out here.

[01:32:55] Where the fuck is the bacon?

[01:32:57] I swear to God.

[01:32:59] Where did I found it?

[01:33:01] I found it!

[01:33:03] I found it!

[01:33:05] I found it!

[01:33:07] I found it. Never mind, it's a dish.

[01:33:19] Destroy ordering kiosk?

[01:33:34] Do we have a clue? No.

[01:33:37] You don't.

[01:33:40] Free the stuck frozen guy.

[01:33:43] I'm in for this guy.

[01:33:51] Where's the bacon asshole?

[01:34:03] There's no bacon in here.

[01:34:07] Uh, uh, uh, with the eggs.

[01:34:17] Top right in the freezer, nug on the light, remove the bug from light.

[01:34:22] Lyric, the bacon is flush in front of the store.

[01:34:28] Guys, you don't know where the bacon is, do you?

[01:34:36] You have no fucking idea.

[01:34:37] Oh my god.

[01:34:39] Ninja leg in front of the chicken.

[01:34:42] Motherfucker, what chicken?

[01:34:48] Buy the cactus.

[01:34:52] That's a dirty dish.

[01:34:53] I'm sunbathing is not enough.

[01:35:16] Wanted a good tan?

[01:35:17] Oh my god, it's on the fucking roof.

[01:35:22] Come on, bud!

[01:35:35] We got a brain? Okay, hold up, hold up. That's a lot of stuff right there.

[01:35:41] I don't know where we are finding this.

[01:35:45] What? This shit?

[01:35:48] Where are we finding all this stuff?

[01:35:58] That looks like it was close to it.

[01:36:03] Oh looks like there's like a bunch of different buckets of shit everywhere.

[01:36:11] No, it's a different color one.

[01:36:14] Read the clues? The clues are kind of cheating.

[01:36:22] Eh, oh, eh, oh.

[01:36:35] Found it. Found it!

[01:36:41] Found the one.

[01:36:44] You guys see anything else, shrooms and toilet?

[01:36:58] Oh true, true, nice, nice.

[01:37:03] This looks like a donut.

[01:37:05] I swear that's a donut

[01:37:17] Bread is at the cactus

[01:37:22] All right here right here, okay the green bullshit

[01:37:35] Green bottle on table left bottom

[01:37:42] Fire it!

[01:37:59] Blind!

[01:38:00] Oh, true!

[01:38:01] I completely broke it.

[01:38:12] the vent on the roof for the bucket. Wow. Okay, okay. Reading the clue is cheating, but reading

[01:38:27] the chat isn't. Oh no, fucker! We're just having some fun here, okay asshole? Make polar opposite

[01:38:38] burgers all right we're just trying to have some fun here okay

[01:38:46] now

[01:38:52] god damn please please

[01:38:58] polar opposite burgers all right i needed a bat and not the bat that i clicked

[01:39:05] And some weird hot sauce

[01:39:10] That looks like it. Oh no, that's not it right there

[01:39:15] That's not the right bat. It's a different colored bat already clicked him

[01:39:25] Okay, there's a fucking fat ass pigeon. Where is he?

[01:39:35] Yeah the pigeon is eating well. The pigeon's eating good. That's not him.

[01:39:49] Where the hell is the sauce?

[01:39:59] Wow, shit.

[01:40:04] Pigeon on cow, stand in front.

[01:40:07] Where the fuck is there a cow?

[01:40:16] I

[01:40:32] Um

[01:40:46] Why why are there always items at this fucking cactus guy this is the third round where this

[01:40:59] thing is that an item the pigeon's not at the store sign

[01:41:17] The line, guys, holy shit, where is this fuckin' obese ass pigeon?

[01:41:33] Where?

[01:41:35] Left bottom!

[01:41:37] Dude, I must be completely blind.

[01:41:46] On the yellow roof.

[01:41:48] You guys think this is him?

[01:41:57] Does he look like he's a fucking fat pigeon?

[01:42:04] Let's go!

[01:42:34] Ah

[01:42:38] Fine, I don't think I fed a lot it can barely fly living somewhere outside the restaurant living somewhere outside the restaurant

[01:43:04] No, it's a different bat.

[01:43:15] Different bat.

[01:43:20] Oh my God.

[01:43:26] Oh my god, this motherfucka brat.

[01:43:43] Watching people come and go.

[01:43:46] What does that mean he's like right here, watching people come and go?

[01:44:07] Chat it's not him.

[01:44:10] It's a different spot right?

[01:44:13] There's a pair of roof! Oh my god, he's right there.

[01:44:16] Holy shi-

[01:44:24] I saw it! I seen it!

[01:44:33] Alright, we did it. We did it.

[01:44:35] Oh, shit, burgers for life? Feels good.

[01:44:43] Where are we going next where we go next?

[01:45:08] imitation letter no one's reading that skip or we headed story

[01:45:23] okay tower an important meeting

[01:45:38] Oh

[01:45:50] Find the clue

[01:46:08] Okay, we're looking for a mask, a portrait, hook on the piano,

[01:46:34] Mask on the bar.

[01:46:55] Very nice, very nice.

[01:46:57] And now something tells me this is somewhere here.

[01:47:00] There it is. Gamer hours. Gamer hours, boys.

[01:47:07] Okay, apparently that's not it.

[01:47:19] Oh my god.

[01:47:30] Easy, easy.

[01:48:00] Ow. Skipping lore? It is a charming game. It is. It is. It's a very, it's a very charming

[01:48:12] game. I'm digging the finding part.

[01:48:42] What the fuck man?

[01:48:58] This guy's cool and needs more.

[01:49:04] Five items and more dialogue.

[01:49:29] This was considered hard.

[01:49:31] What is KOZ?

[01:49:39] Uh, well...

[01:49:43] Oh

[01:50:01] Okay, okay

[01:50:13] All right, oh my god, holy shit.

[01:50:23] All right boys, we got some stuff to look for here.

[01:50:29] God damn.

[01:50:32] Good.

[01:50:37] Got it.

[01:50:40] We need a baseball bat, we need a snail, we need a flute, oh we need a different baseball

[01:51:09] All right, let's get us multiple baseball bats.

[01:51:26] Two instruments, but not the one we're looking for.

[01:51:48] Oh, there's the bat.

[01:51:55] Go back downstairs.

[01:52:12] I swear it's on the second floor somewhere.

[01:52:16] Must be

[01:52:36] We found all four kittens

[01:52:46] Tree on the left!

[01:53:03] Motherfucker!

[01:53:08] Here we go, here we go, here we go, we need, we need, I saw this, food, nowhere to be

[01:53:37] Every scene.

[01:53:41] Food, food, food.

[01:53:45] Glasses.

[01:53:53] Where's the glasses?

[01:53:55] Food by the toilet.

[01:53:57] Shower, do you see it?

[01:54:04] Where do we see it, boys?

[01:54:19] Where do we see a boy's?

[01:54:36] Glasses on TV? Lies.

[01:55:00] I think I opened everything.

[01:55:06] There's a key right there. Food near toilet? Where the fuck is the food? Food near the green

[01:55:23] telephone. Brother. The dude's telling me to find something

[01:55:32] else to find the actual thing oh my god the food we got the food we got the

[01:55:41] food. Okay, progress, progress. Who's got the glasses? There's nothing in the dog's house.

[01:56:08] I don't know what that was.

[01:56:27] Socks?

[01:56:28] Did you see the ninja?

[01:56:29] No I did not.

[01:56:30] Did you see the ninja?

[01:56:37] No I did not.

[01:56:42] Oh yeah there he is.

[01:56:46] Oh there's a thief in the back.

[01:56:53] Alright, we gotta find these two things. Where is this? Was left behind after diving practice?

[01:57:16] The only bath in this whole house is this.

[01:57:33] Mom gave it a new home on the wrong shelf.

[01:57:46] on the wrong shelf.

[01:58:01] Oh yeah, there was a sock in the microwave.

[01:58:10] Shelf next to stairs.

[01:58:15] I already checked it.

[01:58:19] None of these are it.

[01:58:26] Oh my fucking god, it was there the whole time?

[01:58:29] Are you kidding?

[01:58:37] Was left behind after diving practice.

[01:58:40] This has to be in here.

[01:58:50] Motherfucker.

[01:58:51] Come on, bar!

[01:58:52] All right, last phase.

[01:58:53] Here we go.

[01:58:54] Speedrun keys.

[01:58:55] Glasses.

[01:58:56] All right, last phase, here we go, speed run, keys, glasses, shoes, shoes,

[01:59:20] Good!

[01:59:21] If you're telling me those aren't the shoes.

[01:59:27] Shoes!

[01:59:28] I'm not going to tell you that.

[01:59:33] I'm not going to tell you that.

[01:59:38] I'm not going to tell you that.

[01:59:44] Wallet and washing machine first floor nice this part has been used as a can opener

[02:00:12] There.

[02:00:13] The red one is better than red on the toilet every day.

[02:00:32] Red it on the toilet every day.

[02:00:34] Isn't this the only bathroom?

[02:00:36] Oh wait.

[02:00:37] You read it on the toilet every day.

[02:00:47] Chat on blind where?

[02:00:52] First floor toilet bookshelf.

[02:00:57] Oh my god.

[02:01:03] where is this pencil there's pens and pencils here oh my god it blends in

[02:01:33] All right people, this is a cool game, cool game, next game as we continue, next game

[02:01:57] as we continue again.

[02:02:04] Next game as we continue again.

[02:02:18] Our next game chat as Sub-Sunday continues,

[02:02:23] We are jumping to another brand new release.

[02:02:31] Holy shit.

[02:02:33] OK, I thought Resident Evil was going to be game of the year,

[02:02:36] but I totally forgot this game was coming out.

[02:02:43] I completely forgot.

[02:02:46] The next game.

[02:02:53] On the hype train.

[02:03:15] Known as.

[02:03:23] Drain Sim.

[02:03:28] We're in.

[02:03:35] We're in.

[02:03:38] Make this shit look real.

[02:03:41] Okay, I want this water to be absolutely fucking real.

[02:03:48] The realest real possible.

[02:03:53] It was actually a game design choice to make

[02:04:22] it's a the base player plays only in your right ear give it a second hold on I

[02:04:32] did turn it all the way up so hold on

[02:04:52] This is the last time you make a wish that the action needs to be cut off from the outside world

[02:04:59] due to a catastrophic landslide that has blocked all access routes.

[02:05:03] This nested isolation has prevented emergency vehicles from reaching our town

[02:05:08] to provide assistance to our fellow residents.

[02:05:11] These likely ones are dangerous.

[02:05:15] Oh my god, I forgot how real this game was damn

[02:05:30] Damn!

[02:05:34] Gah!

[02:05:35] Gah!

[02:05:36] Gah!

[02:05:45] Oh my god, dude!

[02:05:49] Holy shit!

[02:05:55] Okay!

[02:05:57] White circles highlight the approximate location of storm drains

[02:06:02] All right, pick up the rake the fuck is the rake. Oh shit, it's back at the house

[02:06:10] Yeah, I'm the storm

[02:06:15] Oh yeah, hi before I go out there

[02:06:27] I

[02:06:32] Already I take this with me

[02:06:39] No

[02:06:42] Oh fuck oh fuck don't worry neighbors. I'll save us. Don't worry

[02:06:50] I'm out it

[02:06:57] Ah, there it is. I knew this day would come.

[02:07:03] Don't worry, guys!

[02:07:10] Holy.

[02:07:13] Oh my God, man.

[02:07:18] Holy shit.

[02:07:23] chill a brah

[02:07:36] the double, the double

[02:07:38] the double drainage

[02:07:50] gaming's gone too far man

[02:07:53] it's too good bro it's too good we get my my shabby job well done oh fuck

[02:08:07] there's more

[02:08:15] the back yard's flooded too

[02:08:23] It is finished. There are three and now it's slowly draining.

[02:08:33] Look at the water depth dude. The water depth literally cooked. You can actually

[02:08:38] see the water. The drainage actually drains.

[02:08:53] Look at that shit, man.

[02:09:14] Remember how much higher it was?

[02:09:18] The street's not flooded anymore.

[02:09:19] I'm gonna go to the backyard oh my god this way

[02:09:28] what do you tell oh my god oh shit hold up fuck me man I don't know what the

[02:09:42] What the fuck is this?

[02:09:44] Dude, this would suck balls.

[02:09:47] Yeah, I don't think Karen and electricity out is the way here.

[02:09:52] What the fuck, man?

[02:09:59] I thought my dishwasher was leaking this morning.

[02:10:04] I actually cleaned it.

[02:10:08] And did a test I probably go I should probably go check actually I did a test rather than I went live

[02:10:14] Ah, fucking dammit, man!

[02:10:24] Ah!

[02:10:26] Ah!

[02:10:28] Ah!

[02:10:30] Shit!

[02:10:32] Well, wait, hold probably a two action button and drag the mouse down.

[02:10:42] There it is oh shit, what is this pick it up my right

[02:11:06] Yeah, there's a law it's a lot harder than it looks

[02:11:12] I swear it's like a weird fucking mechanic.

[02:11:34] There we go.

[02:11:35] I did it.

[02:11:36] I did it.

[02:11:37] Oh my God!

[02:11:39] i see how works

[02:11:42] it's easier to do that in real life than with the fucking mouse and keyboard

[02:11:47] way easier

[02:11:57] that's the wrong way

[02:12:01] it is way fucking easier man random shit fucking mechanic mouse keyboard

[02:12:06] compared to just taking your shit ass wrench and going tightening it is way fucking easier

[02:12:12] way more intuitive than random fucking figuring out how you move how you do you go up and down

[02:12:19] with your mouse left or right do you hold E or do you hold left click and move what are you

[02:12:24] talking about we're like talking for a bunch of people in chat who haven't done jack shit okay

[02:12:36] So why are you guys acting like you're all handymen?

[02:12:39] Don't lie to yourselves

[02:12:42] Clear a path for the water dig a path through the dirt so that the water can flow to your neighbor's backyard

[02:12:50] Oh, we're just bringing this to the neighbor's backyard. Oh nice

[02:12:57] She acting like their moms don't do their laundry

[02:13:06] Yeah, the water physics, dude.

[02:13:15] It's so good.

[02:13:17] Oh, shit, man.

[02:13:24] Yo.

[02:13:27] I did play this this was a point five but the game officially came out it was the demo

[02:13:44] Like a year ago

[02:13:57] They're path of idea path of the deaths of the water can float to your neighbor's backyard. Yeah, I don't think you can go any

[02:14:02] lower than this

[02:14:05] Yeah

[02:14:14] There it is, there it is. Yeah, you can only go to the green.

[02:14:21] Does this ever work? Tap to turn on. Oh, holy shh. God damn.

[02:14:32] Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. I think it like broke.

[02:14:43] broke. There it is. Nice. What do we have here? A bucket? We can also do it manually. Neighbor!

[02:15:06] Okay, he's not home.

[02:15:12] Scan the remaining water.

[02:15:13] Use the scan action to find the remaining water.

[02:15:34] There it is.

[02:15:35] We did it. Oh, there is a pump. I was going to say isn't there a pump?

[02:15:42] Down this way.

[02:15:47] The basement entrance. All right, here we go. We got a pump.

[02:15:52] Where's the hose?

[02:15:57] Don't worry. Don't worry. The neighbor's fine. He doesn't care.

[02:16:02] The neighbor doesn't care.

[02:16:05] Well, we'll see when it comes up if he cares

[02:16:14] Let's plug it in

[02:16:27] Okay, there it is

[02:16:34] Activate.

[02:16:35] Oh, fuck.

[02:16:36] Real time.

[02:16:37] Real time.

[02:16:38] Well, actually, wait, let me see if it's actually going.

[02:16:41] Yep.

[02:16:42] Very good.

[02:16:43] Real time, real time, well actually, let me see if it's actually going.

[02:16:49] Yup.

[02:17:04] Very nice, very nice.

[02:17:07] Very nice.

[02:17:10] I swear your flashlight is perma on.

[02:17:13] That ship pumps fast.

[02:17:20] Alright, good stuff.

[02:17:26] Remember that for my shovel.

[02:17:31] Alright, here.

[02:17:34] I'm going to need this again later.

[02:17:40] It could be a headlamp.

[02:17:48] All right, so once this water flows over to the neighbor's backyard we're gonna go

[02:17:56] ahead and build the fence and yeah pretty much pretty much yeah pretty much

[02:18:07] I'm just gonna go ahead and rebuild this and uh, yeah, the neighbor's got it and he's gonna come home and he's gonna have a poipond.

[02:18:17] Yeah, there's actually so much water, it's almost gonna come back into my yard.

[02:18:22] Holy shit, this is a fuck done.

[02:18:25] Hey!

[02:18:31] Oh my god.

[02:18:37] How we doing how we doing backyard feels good

[02:18:52] Turn that off

[02:18:54] On the clog of the big drain again. All right, let's move you gotta go do this. Oh

[02:19:01] Yo, dude, the street is beautiful

[02:19:07] Very nice. Pick up the squeegee in the meantime let's clean up the remaining water on the

[02:19:22] the street. Good ol' squeegee.

[02:19:30] Mananana, mananana, wah wah wah wah!

[02:19:42] Now there's like no water dude. I think the draining is done.

[02:19:46] Grab the water vacuum and use it for the rest of the basement water quicker.

[02:20:03] Oh, shit.

[02:20:08] You must have been able to shut off your torch or something of the headlight.

[02:20:18] Uh, key bindings, toggle headlamp.

[02:20:23] There we go.

[02:20:24] AHH!

[02:20:25] What the fuck was that?

[02:20:26] Oh shit.

[02:20:27] Oh.

[02:20:28] What the fuck was that?

[02:20:31] Oh shit, oh.

[02:20:33] Are you fucking kidding me?

[02:20:45] Oh my god.

[02:20:46] Okay, don't press Q.

[02:20:57] That was so much water, I might need a pump again.

[02:21:20] Hey, yo, neighbor!

[02:21:24] Wait, now Q does nothing.

[02:21:27] oh yeah you have to right-click you

[02:21:31] all right very nice how we doing basement

[02:21:37] all right basement is complete back yard

[02:21:46] There it is, Blizz.

[02:21:51] Gah!

[02:21:52] BAM!

[02:21:53] GAH!

[02:21:54] BAM!

[02:21:55] Garage, keep playing.

[02:21:56] Gah!

[02:21:57] BAM!

[02:21:58] The garage keep playing.

[02:22:17] In flood related oddities, a major suburban street has somehow been completely drained.

[02:22:24] No city crew, no paperwork, just gone.

[02:22:29] Locals report seeing some guy wandering around with a plunger on his belt.

[02:22:33] Mysterious.

[02:22:34] Also, one garden in the area was discreetly drained into the neighbor's yard.

[02:22:39] Through a gap and a fence that, according to several chatty residents, was supposed

[02:22:43] to be fixed months ago.

[02:22:46] Coincidence?

[02:22:47] Despite an elaborate passive aggressive art piece.

[02:23:12] Alright, let's go.

[02:23:28] Alright, we got everything.

[02:23:42] All right, what do we have here?

[02:23:59] And then I don't know

[02:24:04] All my stuff is just like scattered out here

[02:24:13] Let's get to work let's see our map. Oh shit back alley

[02:24:24] Okay, oh, yeah, we need a pump situation here

[02:24:29] Can I plug my shit in here wait did I not get a pump oh no I

[02:24:40] Didn't get a pump

[02:24:43] Bro this is gonna take five years

[02:24:59] and

[02:25:06] reset all tools back to garage

[02:25:09] and flood-related oddities

[02:25:12] major suburban street has somehow been completely drained

[02:25:16] no city crew no paperwork just gone

[02:25:20] locals report seeing some guy wandering around

[02:25:24] the right. Typical contractor for getting all the damn tools.

[02:25:29] So we have some music, what do we listen to?

[02:25:55] I just put that in my bag.

[02:26:02] I'm gonna put that in my bag.

[02:26:15] Alright buddy, now that you see that buddy.

[02:26:19] What the fuck?

[02:26:22] There we go, and let me just do this, and there you go, and boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

[02:26:32] Looking good, looking good.

[02:26:34] When I come back, that should be complete.

[02:26:41] Let's see what, oh my god.

[02:26:44] Holy shit.

[02:26:49] damn well I see what happened all right did they all my fucking god there's

[02:27:04] 50 drains here let's find where it clogged how did they how did they connect

[02:27:15] There's shit to the suit. Oh

[02:27:20] Okay

[02:27:23] Where the hell does this drain?

[02:27:25] oh they're tiny okay let me see let me see there it is there it is we found the

[02:27:54] path. Let's just follow this down. Alright, we got to go all the way down here, drain

[02:28:01] everything, get all this water out.

[02:28:05] Double rake action, clean, clean, another one right here, looks like two rake swings freeze

[02:28:33] all the debris. Okay I think that was the last one. And now there should be more here.

[02:28:47] There's a lot more on the sides.

[02:29:00] Oh my god.

[02:29:07] Is that coming?

[02:29:14] Oh my god.

[02:29:21] Oh my god.

[02:29:28] Is that covering a drain?

[02:29:31] Oh, this is trash.

[02:29:34] Alright.

[02:29:36] Looks like we got all six drain points.

[02:29:43] Very nice, very nice.

[02:29:45] The drainage is now draining.

[02:29:47] Feels very good.

[02:29:50] Yeah, hold on one second while all those drains.

[02:31:20] All right, very nice holy shit, you know, it actually did change pretty fast I

[02:31:35] A lot of those drains I swear maybe I missed a drain here. I got to pump these into the drain

[02:31:41] There's like little pools

[02:31:45] Let me go check

[02:31:50] Oh nice, yeah, this work here, this work, let's use the vacuum.

[02:32:00] It's good man!

[02:32:06] It's very fucking nice!

[02:32:11] It's very fucking nice!

[02:32:16] That was very fucking nice! It was very fucking nice!

[02:32:23] Alright, I'm gonna have to bring this set up with me.

[02:32:28] Because we gotta go and do some other stuff.

[02:32:33] It's a water vac, you buddy.

[02:32:39] Oh yeah, there's still a shit ton of water over here.

[02:32:46] Alright, I'm pretty sure for these, these are literally little pools.

[02:32:55] I'm gonna have to have this set so the water drains right in there.

[02:33:03] Set the jet up.

[02:33:09] I think this works I mean there's no other way to drain this

[02:33:39] It is working bro chat you realize they when they make this shit they level the ground

[02:33:47] To the drain like a shower drain

[02:33:51] The water will flow naturally to the drains

[02:34:09] Looks like it worked!

[02:34:24] I mean, it's moving the water.

[02:34:26] Technically, I could squeegee it over now.

[02:34:30] That's where you can hold the squeegee.

[02:34:39] The hell?

[02:34:42] Fuck.

[02:34:44] Oh, that's actually kind of cool.

[02:34:57] I can actually move it.

[02:35:18] Or did this guy hide the FOV slider?

[02:35:22] I swear I saw it earlier.

[02:35:26] I swear up 120

[02:35:35] That's a little too much that's like fish eye level

[02:35:39] One 10

[02:35:46] Yeah, it's working dude, it's working it's working even though a lot of the water seems to be flying back in

[02:35:56] Oh, that's actually sick. You actually do kind of make a little bit of a wave

[02:36:07] That's cool, dude

[02:36:10] That's satisfying

[02:36:15] That's actually fucking cool

[02:36:17] Gotta make sure this is unplugged.

[02:36:29] Hey, it worked!

[02:36:31] Alright, now let me see if I can pick this up.

[02:36:34] I think I'm gonna have to move the generator completely.

[02:36:37] I'm gonna have to squeegee the rest of it.

[02:36:42] I think I got a better angle now so it leads directly into the drain.

[02:37:00] Well...

[02:37:05] Alright, maybe I water vacuum the rest of those.

[02:37:12] It's kinda hard to tell with feedback on the water vacuum, how effective this is.

[02:37:21] Okay, don't miss.

[02:37:42] It kind of worked.

[02:38:04] It does naturally flow to the drain.

[02:38:06] Did you not see all the water?

[02:38:08] The water is literally going to the drain.

[02:38:12] There's just a shit ton of water.

[02:38:19] It's working, it's just that you gotta do this in a couple of steps.

[02:38:28] Oh, you know what I kid do actually?

[02:38:32] We're gonna move it into that area.

[02:39:02] Are you fucking kidding?

[02:39:15] Are you fucking kidding?

[02:39:17] It's not part of my job!

[02:39:20] I was not contracted to do that part.

[02:39:23] How we doing?

[02:39:25] Hey, how we doing?

[02:39:28] How we doing?

[02:39:30] On the train! On the train!

[02:39:33] I lost my rig. Oh.

[02:39:47] Look at the center. Look at the water level. It's great.

[02:39:50] Sitting area is so low. Everything is so low.

[02:39:53] This is great right now.

[02:40:00] setting area to complete

[02:40:13] or not it says it is cafe right sitting area one

[02:40:19] This does a lot of shit here.

[02:40:35] Yeah, what if I dump it in an area?

[02:40:39] This isn't part of the map, whatever.

[02:40:44] That's not part of the criteria.

[02:40:49] Watch that flow back.

[02:40:56] Cafe and right.

[02:41:08] Where the hell is cafe and right?

[02:41:13] Excuse me?

[02:41:18] Oh, I see it's literally.

[02:41:29] Oh yeah, the right action does have a lot of shit here.

[02:41:44] Oh, it's back in the rest.

[02:41:48] I gotta get a puke!

[02:42:17] All right, nice, nice, cafe, where's the cafe?

[02:42:21] Where's the cafe?

[02:42:24] Where is it, where is it?

[02:42:25] Cafe, cafe?

[02:42:27] Cafe, cafe?

[02:42:30] This is the worst fucking iPad.

[02:42:34] Is the cafe over here?

[02:42:38] It's the last place.

[02:42:42] Cafe, what the fuck?

[02:42:44] Holy shit!

[02:42:47] God damn

[02:42:49] All right, I'm gonna get my stuff. Oh

[02:42:53] My god, yeah, all right. All right. We need the pump and maybe a wrench. I don't know if they got a leak or they just left the door open

[02:43:05] What the goddamn door open

[02:43:07] Alright, let's see.

[02:43:18] Let's just use this table here.

[02:43:23] Alright.

[02:43:24] There we go.

[02:43:27] Alright.

[02:43:29] Caution wet floor, by the way.

[02:43:33] Where the fuck are the drains?

[02:43:36] Oh, I didn't bring the extension.

[02:43:41] You're joking.

[02:43:44] Is it a protocol to have one goddamn drain out of every single business?

[02:43:48] How about I drain it into their sink?

[02:43:53] Alright, hold up.

[02:43:56] You're telling- there's got- dude.

[02:44:00] Dude.

[02:44:02] You're- that's the only drain location?

[02:44:05] Maybe it isn't...

[02:44:14] No way, does this work?

[02:44:18] No way...

[02:44:22] I can't tell if this is going in.

[02:44:30] Wait, did my mouse die?

[02:44:35] I think my mouse died.

[02:44:45] Okay, either my mouse died or literally the game fucking died.

[02:44:48] Because I just tried putting this in the trash can.

[02:44:52] It's not my mouse.

[02:44:53] Wait!

[02:44:54] Oh good.

[02:44:55] What the hell?

[02:44:56] That was so weird.

[02:44:59] It's like everything just froze.

[02:45:05] Oh my god.

[02:45:24] No way this works. No way.

[02:45:29] I mean, wait, wait, wait, wait. Technically, technically, technically, this isn't my area.

[02:45:47] So if I drain it out of my objective area, we're good.

[02:46:03] I might need a squeegee it here.

[02:46:08] No, no, no, no, no, fuck off, fuck off.

[02:46:11] I will hold the damn line.

[02:46:14] Fuck out of here!

[02:46:24] Oh no.

[02:46:27] I mean, it will... maybe we'll travel down here anyways.

[02:46:31] Dude, the water is fucking so good in this game, bro.

[02:46:45] It's amazing.

[02:46:50] It's not turds.

[02:46:51] Like pieces of tree and leaves.

[02:47:21] I see why having a barrier was one of the things you needed.

[02:47:35] I mean the water is flowing down into these drains anyway, so it's okay.

[02:47:45] It's all good, it's all good.

[02:47:47] This is almost complete anyways.

[02:48:17] There's gotta be a better way to do this.

[02:48:26] I am...

[02:48:27] I should have started with the cafe.

[02:48:34] There's so much damn water.

[02:48:44] All right, hopefully no one notices.

[02:49:12] All right, good shit, good shit, oh yeah, the cafe is almost done.

[02:49:40] What happened to my vacuum?

[02:49:45] Yeah, what the fuck happened to my vacuum? Oh.

[02:49:50] I swear it says cafe is done.

[02:50:05] Very nice. Good shit, boys.

[02:50:09] I could pump the rest here, but I might just squeegee it into the drain.

[02:50:15] That's not a lot.

[02:50:26] It would be faster just to pump it.

[02:50:39] I'm pumping. I'm pumping.

[02:50:49] Buddy, come on, buddy. Directly in it! Just squeeze the fucking pipe!

[02:51:09] Put it in the grate!

[02:51:15] That's not going to work, or it will, but it will be very, uh, it's going to get messy.

[02:51:26] Or not, or not.

[02:51:30] Can I drop my tool again?

[02:51:40] What happened to the tool I had?

[02:51:44] Okay.

[02:51:49] I might need to just move the pump.

[02:52:19] It's working. It's working. Give it a second. It's getting there.

[02:52:34] It looks like it's stalled.

[02:52:44] Come on, you piece of shit, hurry up!

[02:52:57] I got to go pour this water out.

[02:53:15] there we go

[02:53:25] there we go

[02:53:32] Yeah, this last sliver is a troll piece of shit.

[02:53:49] Come on!

[02:53:52] Really?

[02:53:57] It's a water vacuum, so yes.

[02:54:04] And GG.

[02:54:13] and GG

[02:54:23] job well done boys

[02:54:33] downtown cleanup crews are scratching their heads today

[02:54:36] another one

[02:54:37] we are waking up to find the entire midtown market area

[02:54:40] Previously, one big urban swimming pool completely drained.

[02:54:44] Still no official explanation, but guess who was spotted again?

[02:54:48] Yep. That same mystery figure.

[02:54:51] Plunger on the belt. Attitude unknown.

[02:54:53] Oh, and the beloved corner cafe.

[02:54:56] Also dry. Locals are thrilled.

[02:54:59] Though the owner reportedly wants to thank whoever did it

[02:55:02] with at least three free croissants and a hug.

[02:55:05] Oh!

[02:55:06] A rogue plumber? A wet-footed vigilante?

[02:55:09] Someone who really missed espresso?

[02:55:33] Y'all three croissants?

[02:55:39] AI writing and voice acting, you think so?

[02:55:54] They have magnet fishing in the game as well.

[02:55:57] Oh my god.

[02:55:59] It looks like a medieval weapon.

[02:56:08] Oh, shit.

[02:56:10] Oh!

[02:56:12] Wait, I got something!

[02:56:15] Oh, shit.

[02:56:16] Oh, I know I didn't.

[02:56:18] Yeah!

[02:56:19] Oh, I got a pot or a pan or something.

[02:56:24] come on bitch see lie to me oh hold on now hold on hold on that's something that's

[02:56:44] something what do we got here what do we got here oh shit that's going through

[02:56:49] they're LCD they're fucking CRT oh that means something wall all right hold on

[02:57:08] hold on

[02:57:19] Yeah, there's that below the bridge.

[02:57:24] Yep.

[02:57:25] Ow.

[02:57:26] Trash.

[02:57:27] I think you kind of aim for the stuff you see too, like...

[02:57:44] got it got it got it

[02:58:05] I think I'm literally just mad.

[02:58:14] Is this everything that I got?

[02:58:16] Oh, this is everything.

[02:58:17] Do I leave after this?

[02:58:21] Oh, God, it's stuck in the ground.

[02:58:31] I get a can a fucking can I think I do this all day it's just like a timer thing

[02:58:55] Direct hit. Direct hit. A crate.

[02:59:14] We trash a lunch a metal lunchbox

[02:59:29] Just drag it with me. Oh

[02:59:44] A tin can.

[02:59:49] I'll have to open a starburst.

[02:59:54] Yeah, a starburst or a goaded.

[02:59:59] Anyone know anyone who does magnet fishing?

[03:00:14] Yeah, where am I needed next? This game's randomly like pretty damn good.

[03:00:20] They're actually a good Sim.

[03:00:32] Good morning. Midtown market remains dry. Which still feels like a small miracle.

[03:00:39] Credit for that goes to our plunger-equipped flood fighter from earlier this week.

[03:00:43] me even master chief would

[03:01:07] all right let's see what we have here this one might be cool i have to do something in the

[03:01:11] the forest. It's like a forest flood. We'll never know. As much as I like, I kind of want

[03:01:22] to see. Always sunny. Well, that's not sunny. How about it doesn't have to always be sunny,

[03:01:41] But daytime.

[03:01:45] Does that not work?

[03:02:11] Ruin maybe. Alright, let's see what we have here.

[03:02:26] Probably the worst place to stand for this, but yellow.

[03:02:49] You know what?

[03:02:50] Right here.

[03:02:51] Right here.

[03:02:53] We're gonna have like a drainage hole right here leave the top intact

[03:03:11] We're gonna concentrate it into one point

[03:03:22] God damn!

[03:03:29] Holy shit!

[03:03:34] God damn, man!

[03:03:41] Water dead, bro.

[03:03:48] water dead bro

[03:04:13] it has its jank but the water physics are so nice and satisfied

[03:04:18] that the game's awesome just for this.

[03:04:36] Why do you drain the lake? We're getting the water

[03:04:43] off of the road. It flooded the road.

[03:04:48] Let's wait for this.

[03:04:56] I could pump it.

[03:04:57] I could do a double pump.

[03:05:00] I can make it so it flows very fast.

[03:05:03] I may not need it, but just so we have a double flow here, it goes a little faster.

[03:05:16] Work a little double time action.

[03:05:28] Yeah, I feel like we might have a problem here.

[03:05:42] We're gonna fucking remove the rest of the water.

[03:05:59] I have an idea, I have an idea.

[03:06:04] Good thing I brought this with me.

[03:06:06] Let's see how this mechanic works.

[03:06:13] How the hell does this work?

[03:06:16] Wait, what did that say?

[03:06:37] Check this to what?

[03:07:07] So this inflates it with water. You can't put the dirt bag

[03:07:32] It kind of works

[03:07:37] All right, let me see a good one.

[03:08:07] here.

[03:08:37] I think if you put it like this and then inflates vertically up, it just needs to be straight

[03:09:01] down why open it in the first place because I think it was implied you were

[03:09:21] supposed to dig and put it in the little area to the right. Motherfucker, it literally

[03:09:35] said prepare to dig.

[03:09:50] You don't dig this. That's the only diggable shit in the game.

[03:10:09] I cannot... I don't know if I'm doing this correctly. I need to do it wrong to see if I'm doing it right.

[03:10:20] It probably has to be like in the trench, but I can't unless I make it bigger.

[03:10:50] Why does it fold out like that?

[03:11:15] You know what? New strat. New strat. Does this work?

[03:11:37] should not be high enough. Oh yeah, this is still open. No work, no work.

[03:11:56] Oh, it's inflating.

[03:12:07] No work, no work, give it a second, give it a second.

[03:12:25] Oh fuck, that's it? It's just three bullshits?

[03:12:30] That's what we're dealing with? What the hell is this?

[03:12:35] I thought it was gonna be some crazy shit.

[03:12:44] Three hot dogs.

[03:12:47] I'm stuck, huh?

[03:12:55] I

[03:12:58] Yeah, this game's fucking cool though. We're gonna next game it though. I

[03:13:01] Could reset and do this all right next game in chat. What do I do? I don't mind any direction. Where we what are we doing?

[03:13:16] Agreed reset agreed

[03:13:23] Agreed

[03:13:25] Good morning midtown market remains dry, which still feels like a small miracle credit

[03:13:37] Nobody said that

[03:13:55] Prepare to dig!

[03:14:04] There's a huge drain pipe in the main pond. Wait, is there?

[03:14:12] No, there isn't.

[03:14:25] Oh, you know what? You can get multiple pumps. I should have done that.

[03:14:35] You can't dig the pond deeper. It only does... you can't.

[03:14:55] I feel like this is not what you're supposed to do, but it works, so a little...

[03:15:03] Oh!

[03:15:04] Good thing these are waterproof.

[03:15:07] Everything's waterproof.

[03:15:09] That works!

[03:15:14] All right, there it is, boys.

[03:15:21] Feels good, man.

[03:15:24] Why should I dig the top?

[03:15:42] This will literally all go into the valley.

[03:15:48] Where is Street 2, by the way?

[03:15:50] All this happens.

[03:15:52] I

[03:15:54] Out what the fuck

[03:15:57] Holy shit

[03:16:00] Well, okay now this is this actually seems simple

[03:16:04] This seems like it's not bad

[03:16:07] Okay, cuz I can just dig this here

[03:16:10] All right, hold on hold on hold on no this one's easy

[03:16:17] Get my stuff

[03:16:19] Yeah, this is where you dig. The first one's a jib-bate.

[03:16:33] Alright. Brace. Brace.

[03:16:39] I'm gonna do it in chunks at the bottom and then we gotta get out or else we're gonna be taking with it all.

[03:16:49] Brace! Oh, fuck!

[03:17:02] We need full flow.

[03:17:09] Full flow, full flow.

[03:17:10] Oh, shit man dude that looks fucking beautiful

[03:17:20] Water dead man water dead

[03:17:39] You gotta get hired man you gotta get hired

[03:17:42] Not gonna see a thieves water dead bro

[03:17:45] you him power wash Sim dead you guys could literally own the whole fucking

[03:17:51] water gaming market it would be the most insane team

[03:17:58] I don't know what game he would make.

[03:18:11] Has this even gone down?

[03:18:19] It definitely has gone down.

[03:18:22] Because before it was showing overflow here.

[03:18:27] just taking a while. No no no because before it did show the water coming over

[03:18:34] here it's it's going down it's just taking a bit we have one pump. If I could

[03:18:42] make a little hole at the bottom and fill it up it would be nice but the way

[03:18:49] the digging is at the digging in this game is a little potato all right I

[03:18:56] I guess at the top I could have some flow over.

[03:19:11] That's all we're doing, that's all we're doing.

[03:19:12] There you go, the double flow, that's it.

[03:19:21] No, no, no, no, no, it's all right.

[03:19:56] I don't think I have to do anything here. It says street level 2 but uh-uh.

[03:20:07] Do you think the blocker will work here?

[03:20:16] No way.

[03:20:35] How are we getting to how are we doing this?

[03:20:41] I could divert the water

[03:20:43] But it's all gonna eventually lead

[03:20:55] I mean this is a free flow it's flowing very well

[03:21:02] Holy shit, this is already pooled heavy pooling already

[03:21:13] What is the road even?

[03:21:20] You're joking.

[03:21:29] Oh wait a minute, there is a drain here.

[03:21:36] There is a drain.

[03:21:40] actually the fucking drain here. Let me go get my tool.

[03:21:48] How the hell?

[03:22:11] Yeah, that is taking a while, but it's working. It's get in there. It's get in there

[03:22:28] Where is the drain here you need a shovel for this drain

[03:22:36] Friend

[03:22:39] Whoa, holy shit

[03:22:59] Hurts to look at but I see it

[03:23:01] Oh dude, it hurts. It's not letting me crouch fully. The water level is like odd.

[03:23:19] It's slowly working though. You can see the water moving.

[03:23:31] I found the spot.

[03:23:43] There it is.

[03:23:44] I cleared up a shit ton of it.

[03:23:46] I think it's free now.

[03:23:50] There we go.

[03:23:51] It's going.

[03:23:52] It's going.

[03:23:53] That should hopefully clear it out.

[03:24:12] I feel like that's not draining efficiently though.

[03:24:33] You know what I could have done?

[03:24:35] And uh, you know what I, maybe I was supposed to have it so there's a path so the water can

[03:24:44] drain this way.

[03:24:56] It's kinda, it's hard to tell though.

[03:25:02] Oh wait no, it's rock.

[03:25:05] Where's the drain?

[03:25:35] There it is, there it is, there it is.

[03:25:43] Big flow, big flow, big flow.

[03:25:45] Holy shit, there it is, there it is.

[03:25:46] We got it.

[03:25:48] We got it.

[03:25:50] There's the pumpage.

[03:25:51] Oh yeah.

[03:25:52] All right.

[03:25:53] Clean.

[03:25:54] We got rid of most of the water.

[03:25:58] There's barely even a flow down here anymore.

[03:26:01] Nice.

[03:26:02] Nice.

[03:26:03] Oh my God!

[03:26:08] You can see the pump!

[03:26:11] Holy shit!

[03:26:22] Very nice, very nice.

[03:26:26] Alright.

[03:26:28] All right, hopefully I don't need to do anything about the water coming off the mountain

[03:26:35] It's kind of hard to tell

[03:26:37] This drain should maybe should take care of it because it's such a low drain

[03:26:44] So anything that flows in will be caught here before it hits the road so I feel like that is enough

[03:26:50] It's just about time

[03:26:59] There's not two drains

[03:27:10] Once again

[03:27:28] of

[03:27:56] I might need to pump this part before I threw.

[03:28:17] And before I threw, I might need to pump that right side.

[03:28:20] Let me see, let me see, hold up.

[03:28:28] Oh, grab the pump.

[03:28:37] Where's my, um, I can get this.

[03:28:49] I swear the vacuum is more efficient than the squeegee.

[03:29:18] Get the back in.

[03:29:39] Get the damn back in.

[03:29:44] here I'll go put this here so this can drain faster and then we'll see what

[03:30:12] the situations like. And then I got a next game it.

[03:30:42] All right, let's see.

[03:30:49] The street's basically done.

[03:30:54] Whoops, I right clicked. God damn it!

[03:31:42] It does not have a big capacity, there's a whole lot of water.

[03:32:12] five gallons of water is like 40 pounds WWE WWE at a stability patch did it needed one

[03:32:42] So I got a next game and man

[03:32:46] Shit

[03:32:51] We're gonna be done with this next game bow next game

[03:33:04] I've been joining this but we got a schedule

[03:33:07] Hey, y'all remember what it was like as shit feels good.

[03:33:25] Oh.

[03:33:27] It's getting there, it's just taking some time.

[03:33:53] Street 2 is getting there.

[03:34:03] Now Street 2 is totally getting there.

[03:34:05] I can't tell if this is dirt.

[03:34:23] Why are you failing bro? Why are you failing? You're literally under water.

[03:34:38] I'm glad you can't shovel like this, IRL.

[03:34:54] It'll be fun in 2063 when you can just VR into somebody like a robot like this and

[03:35:21] do this. It'll be fun. Ah, feels good. Alright, very nice. Good stuff. This is bullshit,

[03:35:42] Are you acting like you can't pump?

[03:35:51] That's fucking bullshit. How are you failing?

[03:35:55] There's no way. There's so much water on the road.

[03:35:59] There's nowhere else to put it.

[03:36:11] Alright, we're gonna we're gonna next game it boys

[03:36:17] We're gonna next game it while this drains and then I'll all tab and see the results

[03:36:24] Next game as we continue

[03:36:41] We are headed to another brand new release here people brand new release completely brand

[03:37:05] new release. Oh my God, I just found dude, this looks there's like a satisfying path

[03:37:14] to make the water flow. Shit, you can dig a straight line, right? And you catch the

[03:37:27] water and it all falls through and goes right to the drain. We could do it, Ben. We could do it.

[03:37:39] But no. Next game as we continue.

[03:37:48] We are ahead of two.

[03:37:57] another one known as boys there's no picopeia today just so you're right there's no picopeia

[03:38:16] I made the executive decision in no way Pokemon for an hour.

[03:38:24] I don't think that game you just play for an hour.

[03:38:28] Nah, I don't even think you can get anything done in an hour playing that shit.

[03:38:34] There is also just other better potential indie games out there than the game.

[03:38:39] Literally everybody and their mother on is playing on Twitch.

[03:38:49] It's all good, bro. Next game.

[03:38:55] Find your Pocopia streamer

[03:38:59] The next game is known as

[03:39:08] Brand new release

[03:39:17] Known as bird watching

[03:39:22] What do we have here

[03:39:24] I think we're just watching some birds.

[03:39:31] I want these birds to look real.

[03:39:35] Yeah, you know, birds are the oldest dinosaur.

[03:39:54] Excuse me that's wrong they are no

[03:40:00] Have to look that up after I said that no no no no no no no no I'm wrong. They're the only living dinosaurs

[03:40:10] They're the only living dinosaurs

[03:40:18] Excuse me excuse me

[03:40:24] still wrong there's crocodiles compared to the Crocs

[03:40:36] well I'm a bird lolita but they are the only living dinosaurs the center for a

[03:40:40] group of feathered theropod dinosaurs that's rather vast exchange of season

[03:40:43] What about crocodiles?

[03:40:56] It's true.

[03:40:58] What about crocodiles?

[03:41:03] While crocs are not called living fossils, while crocs are often called living fossils

[03:41:12] Because they look prehistoric, they are not dinosaurs.

[03:41:17] They are the closest living cousins to dinosaurs and birds.

[03:41:22] So, birds are...

[03:41:26] ...superior in that regard then.

[03:41:35] On a summer, on a day, a summer fire broke out.

[03:41:42] It seemed a fire destined to burn out, like so many others.

[03:41:56] Instead it consumed everything, cities, forests, animals, and human beings.

[03:42:01] When there placed a fire left ash on the ground and black smoke in the sky, what remains

[03:42:05] of the world is still burning today.

[03:42:11] On the top of a mountain, a human being still lived.

[03:42:17] He did not know if he was the last,

[03:42:19] but he was completely alone, or almost.

[03:42:26] Dozens of birds had fled to the mountain.

[03:42:28] They were fleeing from the fire.

[03:42:30] The human being spent his day

[03:42:31] watching them through binoculars.

[03:42:36] It was a peaceful life every day,

[03:42:38] tapping at the window woke the human being.

[03:42:41] It was a little bird. His little bird. Only that little bird had allowed itself to be tamed

[03:42:52] when he called it the little bird perched on his arm. The human being had so in his special

[03:42:57] glove to carry it around. He had even given it a name. He had called it uh, yeah what's

[03:43:09] What's the bird's name, bro?

[03:43:32] Okay.

[03:43:33] Okay.

[03:43:36] Alright, clearly I don't want to know what your guys' Pocopia Pokémon names are. Holy shit.

[03:43:46] Not a single good name. God damn.

[03:44:00] His name is...

[03:44:06] Oh my fucking god.

[03:44:16] His name is...

[03:44:19] Oh my god dude, just fucking type of name, right?

[03:44:29] Bob.

[03:44:30] Bob, first on his master's arm as I did it every day, together there was troll around.

[03:44:34] I know hilarious.

[03:44:35] watch the birds. It was a peaceful life. But it would not last. Oh no. What do you mean?

[03:44:49] Whoa, oh my god, Bob, holy shit, bro.

[03:45:04] A compendium?

[03:45:16] i guess i live here

[03:45:19] bob what up man?

[03:45:26] is this like pokemon goba horror?

[03:45:32] red start?

[03:45:38] nobody answered since you have lived on the mountain no one has ever answered

[03:45:44] It feels bad.

[03:45:47] ARGHH!

[03:45:52] Yeah, he just stares at me all day, every day.

[03:45:56] Let's go up the mountain.

[03:45:59] Look for some birds.

[03:46:01] Hello? Hello? Oh.

[03:46:04] Oh, that's my footstep noise?

[03:46:06] Oh, I thought that was a microphone at the bottom left.

[03:46:09] He's scary fuck you bro. He's my bird

[03:46:21] This is like a retreat there's another cabin up here

[03:46:36] Hell

[03:46:39] Random?

[03:46:40] What the fuck is supposed to go...

[03:46:46] What is this?

[03:46:47] It's a little bird.

[03:46:50] A swallow.

[03:46:53] I built this?

[03:46:58] An extreme but necessary solution to keep the little birds away from the field.

[03:47:03] Unfortunately it doesn't work that well.

[03:47:05] Yeah, they don't care.

[03:47:08] Someone lives here.

[03:47:11] He's like rust bases.

[03:47:16] Rust bases on server where a lot of people are offline.

[03:47:19] I'm going down the hill.

[03:47:26] Whoa.

[03:47:36] Okay.

[03:47:49] Is this a horror game? We're going to find out.

[03:48:12] Oh my god!

[03:48:14] You're radio interceptor transmission even with a new race

[03:48:19] Civilization must go on at all costs if you agree answer the call

[03:48:24] What the hell?

[03:48:27] Who is speaking is there really someone else speaking?

[03:48:33] Today is a magnet of the day of last I find a promising the fruit now we have a lot to do you and I

[03:48:38] What do you want? Shut up! I ask the questions you speak only one address. My name is Kyo Brigadier Officer.

[03:48:45] I'm the commander of a small group of selected survivors of the fire.

[03:48:49] The Kyo Brigade. We are following the path that leads to the highest mountain in the region, Grand Top.

[03:48:55] You, if my calculations are correct, are transmitting by radio just from there. Do you confirm recruit?

[03:49:00] Oh fuck this guy. Asshole. No. I know you're there and I know you're here for me, you must

[03:49:08] come and serve the crew. I'm on my show on behalf of history. The Universal Personal that

[03:49:13] determines events. I do not believe our meeting to be a coincidence. I enlist you in my

[03:49:23] Brigade by Extraordinary Measure. Alright, whatever man, sure. Welcome to Chalice Brigade. I assigned

[03:49:33] you to the rank of Corporal. I have a mission for you, part of the operation to occupy Grand Top.

[03:49:39] I like how you think, son, it's calls for a rapid climb through the ranks. I am leading

[03:49:55] the brigade up the mountain. According to my intelligence, there's an old, disused fortress

[03:49:58] up there. Poor talk, military importance, none. But that fortress should contain a

[03:50:03] large reserve of canned food. I want you to find that food and notify me by radio

[03:50:06] We can find it that is the mission

[03:50:09] We'll arrive today. We'll keep you updated on this time. I want the mission completed before my arrival

[03:50:13] I've always really expected to be ridden as use as useless

[03:50:16] eliminated

[03:50:17] Bring it here chow over now

[03:50:20] All right, we got a mission

[03:50:24] Okay, yeah, how's the water in the street fuck I pause the game god damn it

[03:50:36] There we go. Okay.

[03:50:41] At him.

[03:50:43] S-s-stay silent.

[03:50:47] Master, don't listen to Chow. Please don't listen to him. Bob, you're talking what?

[03:50:53] Yes, Master. I speak for you alone. I decided to break the rule.

[03:50:59] What rule? What the fuck?

[03:51:02] The only rule a block must obey.

[03:51:05] You never speak to humans, but that's not what I could tell you.

[03:51:08] You're a very, very dangerous child.

[03:51:10] Show no mercy. You must fight him.

[03:51:12] If I help him, he'll let me join his brigade.

[03:51:14] He only wants to use you when you are no longer useful to him.

[03:51:17] He will get rid of you.

[03:51:18] Besides, what do you need him and his people are?

[03:51:20] You have us birds.

[03:51:21] This is why you must not let him set foot on the mountain,

[03:51:23] but you can do it alone.

[03:51:24] You must gather your allies and stop him.

[03:51:25] Allies? What allies?

[03:51:27] You're true only friends, master, the birds.

[03:51:29] So go talk to the birds.

[03:51:30] I'm not the only one who speaks we all speak and they all watch you master

[03:51:34] You just have to watch them with your productive like you do every day. They say that say the password

[03:51:39] Chaston if Fev

[03:51:41] Yeah, remember that

[03:51:44] What does it mean I can't tell you just know that if you say the best people you explain to them that you're in a nature

[03:51:50] That the whole matter is in danger to find out number you can stay within your home's batteries

[03:51:53] You must go out master open one of the ages go out

[03:51:56] Which gate should I choose?

[03:51:58] Upper gate leads to the mountain trend, the lower gate leads to the lake. There's no right entry.

[03:52:02] You must cross the boundaries. One last thing. Don't waste time trying to talk to the birds.

[03:52:05] They've already watched red. Look for strangers.

[03:52:07] That's all. If you need a mask or a band of gloves, I'll help you. That's my ability.

[03:52:13] Oh my God, dude. The bird, bro.

[03:52:18] She's crazy.

[03:52:20] So, not the ones that already looked at. Don't waste your time on them.

[03:52:24] We got to find the new birds and they speak to me

[03:52:33] Really

[03:52:38] Okay, okay, you know hours are cool dude

[03:52:44] Our hours are cool

[03:52:46] Okay, so I just got recruited. Apparently everybody's dead and there's like a big group of people

[03:52:56] coming up this mountain to find food. And they're probably like armed individuals.

[03:53:04] And there's no more humanity.

[03:53:11] Open the gate!

[03:53:15] Open the gate!

[03:53:26] Was that a bird?

[03:53:33] Yo, what was the password again?

[03:53:38] Got a woodpecker.

[03:53:43] Oh shit, there he was.

[03:53:48] Yo!

[03:53:52] Blackbird.

[03:53:54] Chastanave!

[03:53:56] What was the word?

[03:53:57] What is he saying?

[03:53:59] Chastanave.

[03:54:01] Ah, so Bob revealed the password. Stupid catamact 21.

[03:54:05] Hey, man, Dave Chow wants to hurt me.

[03:54:07] One human being will kill another human being.

[03:54:09] Doesn't see like anything new to me.

[03:54:10] Why should I care?

[03:54:11] Listen, I just want to be left alone.

[03:54:12] Go while there's another bird.

[03:54:14] Okay.

[03:54:19] Worms?

[03:54:22] It's the worms on a bird feeder to attract a bird.

[03:54:28] Like right here.

[03:54:31] Wait for it.

[03:54:33] Oh!

[03:54:35] Ah!

[03:54:41] Why can't I study you?

[03:54:43] No!

[03:54:45] Fuck, I wasted the food.

[03:54:47] Uh oh, uh oh, yellow light gel, uh oh.

[03:55:10] Shasnefave, what did you say asshole?

[03:55:16] The past shasnefave.

[03:55:19] Alright, I have no right to use it, get out of my sight, or I'll shit in your mouth.

[03:55:24] Bob!

[03:55:27] Why are all the birds mean? I'm sorry about these first meetings being so unpleasant.

[03:55:31] I should have warned you. Not all birds see it the way I do, but don't lose heart.

[03:55:37] You'll see, you'll find birds willing to listen to you.

[03:55:40] All right, don't lose hope master. We'll stop chow and save you in the mountain

[03:55:52] What's that

[03:56:40] progressing instead. I'm making progress. Once step after another, just one inevitably,

[03:56:47] you reach your destination. I used to say that to my daughters as well. Corporal, sir,

[03:56:52] are you plotting against me? No, sir. You keep repeating, sir, are you trying to please

[03:57:00] me in the hope that I'll be distracted perhaps and allow you to complete your plan? I'm

[03:57:04] going to give you a full approach of your conversion. I'm going to take grand talk

[03:57:07] without a fight. I understand if you want to resist me in my brigade, but from the

[03:57:10] version of your own you have no option other than to be killed perhaps take my

[03:57:13] speeches my history of the ratings of madman but

[03:57:16] minus the periods practice

[03:57:18] i survived the fire the chaos of the violence i was more trust i think

[03:57:21] it was a lot of them a lot of people in the middle of something or something

[03:57:24] it had like for me in my brain

[03:57:27] brothers that this this is just like a yapson

[03:57:40] That's why I need that mountain. Your mountain. I once offered you the chance to join us and survive. Will you join me or will you resist me?

[03:57:52] I will join you, sir. Prove yourself worthy and you may chow over.

[03:57:59] Ah, okay. Gate to the dock.

[03:58:04] Let's go in.

[03:58:11] Going out means certain death the reverse gate

[03:58:21] So I can't go that way I have to go this way. Oh my god, we got a map

[03:58:32] Watch the birds find the food for chow and fork talk

[03:58:36] Masturbirds had a face chow was that not the gate of talk like I was not

[03:58:45] not supposed to go there I guess let's go this way it tells me the way forward

[03:59:00] okay

[03:59:06] another bird green spotted woodpecker

[03:59:17] all right

[03:59:20] drain some though let's get in there let's get in there just in a fab all

[03:59:28] come nine young man don't use that word it's rude if it's on the birds beak what

[03:59:32] do you want the mountain is in danger allow me to correct you you're in

[03:59:35] The mountain has no problem at all but again I'm digressing. I can see from your look that you're a desperate seeking help

[03:59:39] I will help you

[03:59:40] Thank you. How you know that swamp with the foot of the dam?

[03:59:45] No, it's right at the foot of the dam check your map at the edge of that swamp

[03:59:50] There is a burrow it leads to a fissure in the mountain

[03:59:52] It's a it's a silent and quiet place then then

[03:59:57] Plant your hands against a big rock and smash your skull against it smash it again and again and again

[04:00:02] Your problems will end

[04:00:04] You will never have to worry about shower again.

[04:00:08] What?

[04:00:10] I want to live. You are not a bird, young man. You have neither feathers nor a beak. You are even big. You can't torment the dust for centuries.

[04:00:16] Even though we were forced to survive on this mountain, we birds realized they were a sink, we thought.

[04:00:20] Instead, you arrived with your binoculars. Let me be frank. We were just waiting for you to kick the bucket.

[04:00:24] Now, if you excuse me, I have to get ready for the five o'clock worm.

[04:00:27] And stop using the C-word and the presence of honest birds. It's too banal to say good morning.

[04:00:34] Master, I'm truly mortified this wasn't supposed to go like this.

[04:00:39] It's not your fault. Actually, yes it is. I was naive. It's not enough that I see the beauty in you for them to see it too.

[04:00:46] As the bird said, they don't consider you one of them. They consider you like an invader, like Chow.

[04:00:52] We have to improve their attitude towards you. While you were talking, I gathered leaves from all over the mountain.

[04:00:58] I smeared them in resin. They're very sticky now. Take them. Okay?

[04:01:03] What do you have? What you have to do is undress completely naked.

[04:01:09] What?

[04:01:11] Clothes are a distinguishing sign of a human. Have you ever seen a bird wearing pants?

[04:01:17] While they cover yourself with the leaves, be careful that as little skin as possible shows.

[04:01:22] Why? Because they have to forget that you're pink and smooth. That's all. Are you ready?

[04:01:29] This seems like an absurd plan. I understand why you say that but trust me the birds attitude will change if we change too.

[04:01:37] Alright. It's the right choice master.

[04:01:41] Okay. Let's trust the fucking birds man. Now cover yourself with leaves.

[04:01:50] Cover yourself better.

[04:01:56] Perfect.

[04:02:01] Perfect.

[04:02:06] No one will have green, beautiful feathers like yours.

[04:02:11] Yeah, they're just setting me up and they're gonna like sacrifice me the birds.

[04:02:17] I talked to that other one again.

[04:02:20] I'm covered in leaves.

[04:02:25] I don't know why I can't study that owl, he always flies away.

[04:02:51] Oh!

[04:02:59] Got him.

[04:03:02] Come on!

[04:03:04] Good morning.

[04:03:06] Na na, just niffin'.

[04:03:09] The fire consumes everything.

[04:03:11] Oh god.

[04:03:12] What were we saying?

[04:03:14] All right, your new arch, you lovely feathers.

[04:03:16] How can I help you?

[04:03:17] The mountain is in danger.

[04:03:19] I've lived in better places than in here

[04:03:21] by which I mean that crazy human binoculars

[04:03:23] leave something to be desired,

[04:03:24] but I won't let it fall

[04:03:25] into the hands of a band of resource raters.

[04:03:27] I will help you.

[04:03:27] I heard someone was trying to mobilize the neighborhood.

[04:03:29] It was you, wasn't it?

[04:03:30] No.

[04:03:32] Indeed, because you're a truly distinguished bird,

[04:03:34] not like the unhinged one who bothered my neighbors.

[04:03:37] I like you.

[04:03:38] I'll take, I'll talk to the rest of the neighborhood

[04:03:40] to change their minds.

[04:03:41] Wow, that was convenient.

[04:03:43] Did you see him ask your new feathers worked?

[04:03:46] Nice.

[04:03:47] I just needed a little embellishment.

[04:03:50] Now the birds see what I see, your pure, clear beauty.

[04:03:52] You have to talk to all the others.

[04:03:59] Giannis Orchard.

[04:04:05] Shout how we feel about this.

[04:04:08] How we feel about...

[04:04:11] It's all right, it's not bad.

[04:04:17] My time is precious, don't waste it.

[04:04:20] Dude, there's so much.

[04:04:24] Next game!

[04:04:26] Next game!

[04:04:30] I definitely have to build a trench for this.

[04:04:32] It's not draining.

[04:04:33] I have to build it so it instantly goes right through the drain by the way.

[04:04:37] I have to.

[04:04:38] Alright, next game.

[04:04:43] We are jumping to a- how the fuck is it already 4 o'clock?

[04:04:49] We are jumping to another one.

[04:04:54] Let's see what we have here, boys.

[04:04:56] We are jumping to another one known as...

[04:05:19] potential alt f4 but let's see

[04:05:28] All right, let's see what we have here.

[04:05:47] English.

[04:05:48] Yula.

[04:05:49] YULA!

[04:05:56] Shad, should I upload this tutorial?

[04:06:05] It can't be that difficult.

[04:06:07] All right, what the hell is this game host game join game

[04:06:34] There's one guy playing

[04:06:37] Shad, join this one, guys, Lavi.

[04:06:44] Is this a co-op game?

[04:06:53] What the heck?

[04:06:58] Okay, that's gonna work.

[04:07:01] And before I pee...

[04:07:04] Bimple Inc! Bimple Inc!

[04:07:08] Who's playing this shit?

[04:07:15] 1246 FPS. Feels good.

[04:07:20] We are spreading now!

[04:07:28] Oh, you can see your feet.

[04:07:30] What is this?

[04:07:34] Holy shit, you guys connected fast.

[04:07:41] Hello?

[04:07:43] Oh my god.

[04:07:45] Alright, how does this work?

[04:07:56] Easy.

[04:07:58] No idea what we're doing.

[04:08:03] Ham

[04:08:07] Interesting

[04:08:16] This is the first level

[04:08:18] Everyone's gonna start somewhere and you have to start here. Okay. Have fun now. All right

[04:08:27] Down time. Oh my god. Hello. Hey, yo

[04:08:30] Oh yeah, I think we're shipping something.

[04:08:39] It is so cool to hear inside the PA system.

[04:08:42] Wait, am I stuck in here?

[04:08:45] Why?

[04:08:46] I took my mic on, I don't know.

[04:08:48] Uh, bring it down a little bit.

[04:08:51] Alright, what do we have here?

[04:08:55] Okay, so we're transporting goods to different places.

[04:09:00] countries and I think we're trying to make food

[04:09:12] oh yeah yeah yeah wait oh wait wait all right I guess yeah can you hear me from

[04:09:19] that distance yep all right there's different stations that spawned salt ham

[04:09:27] and some secret sauce we already missed our due dates for Ireland South Korea

[04:09:36] and Netherlands oh shit already I'm just throwing all the hand at this Serbia

[04:09:43] what does Serbia want oh wait a little there's no no no we didn't miss our

[04:09:47] windows never mind we have to ship to three countries but all goes well this

[04:09:54] jar great question I have no idea I'm just shutting all this hand into this

[04:10:01] conveyor belt is that like a processor I think I think you need to order a

[04:10:06] small one of each salt and jars of something okay let me get more jars

[04:10:13] Where's the salt?

[04:10:15] Oh, they must come out of...

[04:10:17] Oh, it was...

[04:10:19] Jeez, something over there.

[04:10:21] Wait, I have a car.

[04:10:27] Alright, there we go, there we go.

[04:10:29] New truck! Oh, oh, oh! New truck, new truck!

[04:10:34] Oh, this is a Serbia truck.

[04:10:36] What goes where? Where am I putting this shit?

[04:10:40] Put it into the uh-oh.

[04:10:43] We need salt in that one. Something's going wrong boss. Something's going wrong boss.

[04:10:47] You're on here.

[04:10:49] Uh-oh.

[04:10:51] Hold on. I put a bunch of salt. Where the hell is the salt?

[04:10:54] Oh, I need salt.

[04:10:56] What the fuck?

[04:10:58] Where's the salt?

[04:10:59] Where it comes from.

[04:11:04] Yo, where? Where the hell is the salt?

[04:11:07] Oh, it's upstairs. It's upstairs. Upstairs? Oh my god, how do you get up there over there?

[04:11:18] There's a pile of salt up here. Throw it down. Just throw it down. Uh-oh, this machine's

[04:11:22] breaking. Alright, I'll toss it down. Alright, that should work.

[04:11:35] I can't toss salt in there.

[04:11:38] It's gonna be broken. We have to figure out a fix it.

[04:11:41] Uh, we have a welder in our inventory.

[04:11:46] Oh, I definitely do not have a welder.

[04:11:48] Oh yeah, I have a welder.

[04:11:51] I have a welder.

[04:11:52] I have one too. I think we all have one. You just gotta, like, flip through them.

[04:11:56] Oh!

[04:11:57] I toss a little salt down.

[04:11:58] Oh, work. Nice.

[04:12:02] This is why you do the tutorial.

[04:12:04] Ham boys now just learn by doing all the way to figure it out

[04:12:14] Nice you just put all three of the ingredients together and just make him

[04:12:21] Becomes a boss and you ship it. Oh

[04:12:25] I load the trucks up for us. I don't have any they need

[04:12:30] You're supposed to call it out to us from the

[04:12:34] mania of this man.

[04:12:35] Oh, does it say?

[04:12:36] Oh, we already missed the quote on everything.

[04:12:38] We completely failed.

[04:12:40] Oh.

[04:12:41] You're the manager.

[04:12:42] You're supposed to keep this...

[04:12:44] Well, now we know what they do, bro.

[04:12:46] Yeah, Ireland...

[04:12:47] Can you start over?

[04:12:48] Oh, it does tell you how many they need each.

[04:12:51] Maybe we can recover.

[04:12:53] Ireland's good.

[04:12:54] Ireland just needs two.

[04:12:55] Oh, they gave it too many.

[04:12:57] Ireland just needs two.

[04:12:59] We need to get some ham into this.

[04:13:09] South Korea needs one.

[04:13:14] One on South Korea.

[04:13:17] They're going to arrive in 10 minutes.

[04:13:21] Our target is $165.

[04:13:24] By the way, we're at $14.

[04:13:27] We get more stuff so we can cook

[04:13:31] We have a lot of jars over here. Oh

[04:13:34] My god

[04:13:39] Yeah, so we have to make a hundred sixty five dollars and salt the secret sauce and the ham all cost the dollar each

[04:13:46] They only need one they only need one you're giving them too many

[04:13:51] Ireland needs to people move to the island

[04:13:56] We're back.

[04:13:58] Are we supposed to make a political statement here about not sending us something?

[04:14:03] No, we'll send everything.

[04:14:06] Is that Super Ireland?

[04:14:08] It's a machine.

[04:14:09] Super Ireland is on the ladder, right?

[04:14:14] Yeah, if you hold right click, you can throw.

[04:14:18] Next shipment coming.

[04:14:24] okay we got one for one for Serbia one for Serbia two for Ireland two for the

[04:14:33] Netherlands two Netherlands two Ireland all right ones in Ireland one Serbia one

[04:14:42] South Korea to an island sending it

[04:14:56] We need salt

[04:15:00] Yeah, I'm gonna make some salt

[04:15:07] I have a package ready once Serbia opens up

[04:15:10] Oh, yeah, we're gonna have to quote us. Serbia is open. I've had 20 minutes Korea and I bet

[04:15:18] Ireland is gonna need to Netherlands is gonna need to as well

[04:15:26] Serbia Netherlands need to people

[04:15:30] Yeah, we have so much hand holy shit

[04:15:40] South Korea just pulled up. They need one.

[04:15:47] They have a jam in the system?

[04:15:49] Boss, there's a jam in the machine.

[04:15:51] I got it, I got it.

[04:15:54] I'm jammed that shit.

[04:15:56] They're just piling up.

[04:15:59] There we go, there we go.

[04:16:00] You're going to need to fix the jam.

[04:16:02] What?

[04:16:04] They're good. Netherlands and Ireland need two each.

[04:16:10] Netherlands is good. Ireland? Let me see what else.

[04:16:16] I have one inside Ireland.

[04:16:17] Yeah, Serbia needs one and Ireland needs two.

[04:16:22] Two for Ireland, send it out.

[04:16:29] What the fuck? What the hell we have five people in here?

[04:16:32] How many for South Korea?

[04:16:35] What is that?

[04:16:37] I'm a bad person.

[04:16:39] Is that a little four player max game?

[04:16:41] What the heck?

[04:16:43] We broke it.

[04:16:47] Wait, how many...

[04:16:49] Okay, okay, okay.

[04:16:51] Oh yeah, we're almost at our motor.

[04:16:53] What about Serbia?

[04:16:55] Serbia needs one Netherlands two...

[04:16:57] I guess Serbia.

[04:16:59] Ireland two.

[04:17:01] Yeah, we hit her like 10 people in here. Is it like an often? I don't know. Actually, if you could open it, if you could open it to more people, give me the code so I can give it to my friend.

[04:17:16] Um, I don't know what the max is.

[04:17:26] Can you type?

[04:17:29] It's 5xmwq.

[04:17:32] 5xmwq.

[04:17:36] Okay, thank you, thank you.

[04:17:38] I'm pretty sure we're maxed out.

[04:17:40] Yeah, we hit our quota people, but let's move Ireland to Serbia 3, Netherlands 3, Korea 1.

[04:17:51] Hey, can we get the most gold?

[04:17:53] Yeah.

[04:17:56] Korea's pulling up, they need one.

[04:18:03] I just ordered a bunch of stuff.

[04:18:05] Alright, I finally got through the jam in the machine.

[04:18:10] two tri-lens right ah yes all right stunning it Serbian Netherlands need

[04:18:22] three each make some more of him's boss really I just spawned a bunch alright

[04:18:30] hold on now we don't reveal what's in the secret sauce we're gonna have to kill

[04:18:38] you find out you more for the netherlands more than the land more

[04:18:51] I would tell them how much fucking hand do you need for one I'm free oh shit

[04:19:00] The truck hasn't opened up yet.

[04:19:05] Alright, Serbia 3, South Korea 3, Ireland 2.

[04:19:12] We need one for Serbia for the...

[04:19:15] Oh, man.

[04:19:16] Oh, man.

[04:19:17] Oh, man.

[04:19:18] Oh, man.

[04:19:19] Oh, man.

[04:19:20] Oh, man.

[04:19:21] Oh, man.

[04:19:22] Oh, man.

[04:19:23] Oh, man.

[04:19:24] Oh, man.

[04:19:25] Oh, man.

[04:19:26] Oh, man.

[04:19:27] Oh, man.

[04:19:28] Oh, man.

[04:19:29] Ham and Jar's boss.

[04:19:31] Roger, Roger.

[04:19:33] Roger.

[04:19:35] Ordering in.

[04:19:37] Supplier's just slow.

[04:19:39] Alright, I got everything.

[04:19:43] Alright, Ireland needs two.

[04:19:45] Netherland, Serbia, Korea need three each.

[04:19:47] Oh!

[04:19:49] Oh, the bagel!

[04:19:51] Let me try a little bit of the ham, let me try a little bit of the ham, let me try a

[04:20:04] little bite.

[04:20:05] You want to try some of our product?

[04:20:08] Delicious.

[04:20:09] Delicious product.

[04:20:10] Serbian Ireland is here now.

[04:20:17] That's just good.

[04:20:19] Give me some more.

[04:20:22] Alright, we need some more of that special sauce.

[04:20:26] I'm gonna toss him over the conveyor.

[04:20:32] Whatever, I'm grabbing him and throwing him in.

[04:20:37] Alright, good stuff, good stuff.

[04:20:39] What?

[04:20:40] Yeah, where?

[04:20:41] When does the day end?

[04:20:42] I'm gonna fail?

[04:20:44] Oh, there you go.

[04:20:46] Yeah, this is a four-player game. It doesn't even show the fifth.

[04:21:03] We broke another game where it was a four-player advertise and we had a fifth.

[04:21:13] Oh, whoops, I just...

[04:21:16] I'll never forget that fucking kebab restaurant game where it was like four player co-op and

[04:21:23] we joined and it was like 20 people in the server.

[04:21:27] It's like...

[04:21:28] Ah, wait a minute.

[04:21:31] We made it into like a damn MMO.

[04:21:35] Ah, yo, this water's fucked.

[04:21:38] I got it.

[04:21:39] I got it big.

[04:21:40] Who have they'll in this factory there's a lot of belts there's a lot of

[04:21:47] ingredients there's a lot of days don't get confused

[04:21:51] work together and you'll be just fine okay

[04:21:54] all right here we go here we go here we go all right

[04:21:58] oh that's what we're doing now all right we have a few orders in

[04:22:04] japan in philippine spain one for each

[04:22:08] We need some ingredients, bottles, why the chili place?

[04:22:13] Fuck outta here.

[04:22:14] He's the manager, he's the host of the show.

[04:22:18] The shareholders elected a new board leader.

[04:22:21] Yeah, they're like the new CEO, dude.

[04:22:25] I'll take that in my own office.

[04:22:29] We got a new ingredient, we're adding heat to the ham.

[04:22:32] We got chilies.

[04:22:34] Add it to the pile of uh the pot

[04:22:41] I'm sorry orders from the manager

[04:22:47] Okay, wait wait wait hold up we just need there's a complication the countries now watch some of them

[04:22:53] It's one of each some of what the regular ham some of them want the chili ham, okay

[04:23:01] So we need to make a batch of each

[04:23:04] How do we do the chili?

[04:23:07] I don't see the chili.

[04:23:08] I think the red ones, the red conveyor should put the chili in.

[04:23:16] I mean, does Italy and Norway need it?

[04:23:20] Italy, Norway is done. Italy needs a chili one.

[04:23:25] It turns it into a red package, so we need the red packages.

[04:23:29] Jim, get back to work.

[04:23:31] What about Thailand?

[04:23:32] Oh, I get it now.

[04:23:33] Thailand needs red ones. A lot of them want spicy.

[04:23:36] Yeah, what's the chili? What's the chili?

[04:23:38] Right down here, right down here.

[04:23:39] Well, it's raining a lot of chilies.

[04:23:41] We can run multiple roads if we just bomb them.

[04:23:45] And you can throw them, too.

[04:23:47] We need a shit ton of chilies. Let me get more ham.

[04:23:50] We need more jars or whatever this off-white fluid is.

[04:23:55] Oh, the fire.

[04:23:56] Don't put chilies in the wrong hopper.

[04:23:59] You absolute baboons.

[04:24:01] Which one's the...

[04:24:02] Which one's the chili hopper?

[04:24:04] One's that red and had the signs with chilies above them.

[04:24:07] Alright, alright, alright.

[04:24:09] We got a red, we got a red!

[04:24:12] Japan, Japan, red! We made our first one!

[04:24:17] Japan's new!

[04:24:19] We need special sauce, what's the special sauce?

[04:24:21] Ah! What the fuck?

[04:24:24] How about so much special sauce?

[04:24:26] Boss, we need more special sauce!

[04:24:28] The machine's broken!

[04:24:30] Machines broken. Wait, what?

[04:24:34] Why?

[04:24:36] There, I just found a shithead, man.

[04:24:40] I'm talking about when you arrive after this.

[04:24:43] This is why we elected an in-manager, bro.

[04:24:46] Italy needs normal. One normal.

[04:24:49] Philippines and Canada are ones.

[04:24:52] Triple normal. Italy, Philippines, Canada.

[04:24:55] One each.

[04:24:57] Boss, we need more stuff! More stuff! More stuff! More stuff!

[04:25:01] More stuff. Where's our fucking profit numbers?

[04:25:05] We need more stuff!

[04:25:10] One of the machines broke. I think the salt machine broke.

[04:25:16] Alright, I have a bunch of stuff now.

[04:25:22] Why do we have 10,000 chili peppers on the ground?

[04:25:25] Because you asked for more stuff.

[04:25:26] Grow them into red ones. Grow them into red ones.

[04:25:28] They literally all need one each.

[04:25:32] Thailand, Norway, Austria.

[04:25:38] I'm stuck in the machine!

[04:25:40] I'm stuck in the machine! It's turning me into hair!

[04:25:43] Where are you going?

[04:25:44] Help! Help!

[04:25:46] I'll be hurt in the ham!

[04:25:49] I'm checking out there.

[04:25:51] Yeah.

[04:25:52] Yeah.

[04:25:52] I don't.

[04:25:53] Ah!

[04:25:54] It's fire too, though.

[04:25:56] Oh, no.

[04:25:58] Help, boss.

[04:25:59] Help.

[04:25:59] I'm stuck in the machine.

[04:26:01] Drop it off.

[04:26:02] Oh, my god, man.

[04:26:05] Oh, my god.

[04:26:07] Help me.

[04:26:08] Let me see if we can save you.

[04:26:10] Use your jet pack.

[04:26:13] I'm trying, boss.

[04:26:14] It won't work.

[04:26:16] Ugh.

[04:26:17] My legs have been turned into ham.

[04:26:19] Oh no.

[04:26:22] The customer won't know.

[04:26:24] What if we put a ham in and it will eject you? Hold on.

[04:26:27] Oh, throw a banana peel at me.

[04:26:29] It might make it all of me out.

[04:26:32] Somebody get ham on that.

[04:26:33] Somebody point to your face.

[04:26:35] Oh, still running.

[04:26:36] Oh, God.

[04:26:38] Oh, no, dude. You're dead. You're dead.

[04:26:41] Just honor me by delivering ham to the countries.

[04:26:44] Okay.

[04:26:46] We need you, though.

[04:26:47] maybe I can like grapple hook you out oh okay I can just oh I can just respawn

[04:26:53] manually oh that worked all right yeah what do you guys be the manager I'm

[04:27:03] over it.

[04:27:05] Japanese!

[04:27:07] Japan!

[04:27:09] Japan!

[04:27:11] Japan!

[04:27:13] Italy needs a regular.

[04:27:15] All right, now it's the real manager's back.

[04:27:17] Italy needs a regular one.

[04:27:19] Philippines needs a regular one.

[04:27:21] Norway needs a spicy one.

[04:27:23] Spain needs a regular one.

[04:27:25] Spain needs a regular one.

[04:27:27] Spain needs a regular one.

[04:27:29] Spain needs a regular one.

[04:27:31] Does Norway only need the one spicy one?

[04:27:34] Norway needs one spicy, it looks like third game trucks just send it out.

[04:27:37] Yeah, sending it out.

[04:27:39] How do you cook this shit? Oh, just need...

[04:27:41] Oh, you can do it up.

[04:27:45] I think we might have too many boxes of product ready.

[04:27:51] What happened to the jar I just had?

[04:27:54] Manager, we need sticky sauce.

[04:27:56] What the hell, bro? We got nothing.

[04:27:59] We need lots of...

[04:28:00] Hey, I'm sorry. Ordering five more.

[04:28:04] Ordering five more ham.

[04:28:10] Oh wait, you can pick up a shit ton.

[04:28:13] Philippines truck is here, gentlemen.

[04:28:16] I'll send it out.

[04:28:24] AHHHHH FUCK!

[04:28:30] Oh, yeah, how do you fix this?

[04:28:44] I think I'm doing this right or not

[04:28:48] Loading up Japan with three yellow ones our classes send it. I

[04:28:54] Don't know what that red means

[04:28:56] Oh yeah, does red mean that's broken?

[04:29:01] It's on its way.

[04:29:06] I don't know if that means it's broken or not.

[04:29:11] The land!

[04:29:16] Oh, you can catch it in the air.

[04:29:21] Oh, you can catch it in the air island is on its way

[04:29:30] Spain Spain

[04:29:39] To regular

[04:29:51] What else? What else? It takes a second for it to actually pop out.

[04:30:03] We got some ham. Ireland needs three.

[04:30:47] Philippines is good.

[04:30:49] Yeah.

[04:30:50] Philippines, send it.

[04:30:52] Boom.

[04:30:54] What does Ireland need?

[04:30:56] Ireland only needs real ones.

[04:30:59] All right, that's all right.

[04:31:02] Oh, fuck.

[04:31:05] You guys, good stuff.

[04:31:07] I'm thinking of a work accident.

[04:31:08] We're going to have to pay.

[04:31:09] I'm leaving.

[04:31:10] You're going to hate me with boxes.

[04:31:12] What's going on the way, man?

[04:31:14] Nothing, nothing, boss.

[04:31:16] What does Thailand need?

[04:31:18] Thailand needs two yellows and one red.

[04:31:22] What's that? We need to produce another yellow.

[04:31:24] We're short on yellow.

[04:31:26] No, we have a lot of...

[04:31:28] There's a bunch of them right now.

[04:31:31] These stairs keep killing me.

[04:31:34] The stairs are lethal.

[04:31:36] Or it's like a banana.

[04:31:40] Oh, God.

[04:31:42] One yellow, one red.

[04:31:44] All good, all good!

[04:31:49] All right, all right. You should be going now. I need salt.

[04:31:53] I need salt. Where's the salt?

[04:31:55] Hold on, we got enough.

[04:31:58] We got plenty of them.

[04:32:00] More hims coming out.

[04:32:02] Philippine, Philippine.

[04:32:04] Philippine needs three red ones.

[04:32:08] Three red ones?

[04:32:10] Producing more red right now.

[04:32:12] Got a bunch of yellow ticking.

[04:32:21] Oh!

[04:32:24] Watch out.

[04:32:25] Three hands, my ass!

[04:32:34] Oh, fuck! Who left that banana peel there?

[04:32:37] Sorry, I did.

[04:32:38] yeah we might need more ham

[04:32:42] we got more ham, we'll have ham on the floor right now

[04:32:45] hmmm, full ham, hmmm

[04:32:47] fixing, fixing

[04:32:49] how about that

[04:32:51] alright, what does spade need?

[04:32:53] spade needs, uh, two yellows

[04:32:58] hello

[04:33:00] hello

[04:33:02] hello

[04:33:04] oh fuck

[04:33:06] Oh, that's who you love, my bad.

[04:33:09] Oh yeah, what is the work they over, bro? Almost.

[04:33:13] What is Thailand need?

[04:33:15] Four red. Four red.

[04:33:17] Thailand needs four red ones. Four red.

[04:33:21] Ow! Fuckin' hell!

[04:33:23] He's hitting you in the box.

[04:33:27] Two more. Two more. Hurry!

[04:33:30] Send it, send it.

[04:33:31] Phillip, we got 30 minutes.

[04:33:33] What is up here, dude?

[04:33:35] Can we do it?

[04:33:36] That's only a minute!

[04:33:40] No, no, no!

[04:33:47] Ireland! Yeah, why don't you fly in the air? Let me hit you.

[04:33:55] I don't think we have any reds.

[04:34:00] We have no reds.

[04:34:02] No, we have a red. We have a red. Who needs red?

[04:34:04] You need triple red, triple red!

[04:34:08] You're blind!

[04:34:10] I'm going to Japan boys!

[04:34:13] No!

[04:34:20] Oh my god he's triple red!

[04:34:22] Not bad.

[04:34:26] It's not bad, it's not a bad game, it's not a bad game, is it?

[04:34:31] Oh!

[04:34:32] Okay, there's a leaderboard there.

[04:34:34] Oh, yo.

[04:34:41] That's a cool game, boys. That's a cool game.

[04:34:43] Yo, GGs, GGs.

[04:34:45] Next game, next game.

[04:34:47] It was all right.

[04:34:50] It wasn't the best friend slot, but it's a type of slot.

[04:34:55] Sloppy puppy.

[04:34:58] Yeah, dude.

[04:35:00] There's another one's out there, bro.

[04:35:10] There's another one's out there.

[04:35:17] Alright, next game.

[04:35:30] All right, the next game as we continue, we are headed to another one here, people.

[04:35:50] Another game brand new release, no box art.

[04:35:56] Oh, wow. What do we have here, people? The next game is known as one. Yeah, a quick

[04:36:24] What I man favor the 10 gifties, bro. Thank you, man

[04:36:28] Recorded this to be played at the event of my death

[04:36:32] My name is dr. Jeff Ernstman founder of the Babel initiative

[04:36:37] You will hear rumors about me about Babel 2

[04:36:41] You will hear that we are playing God, but I assure you we are playing

[04:36:47] Listen carefully. We are not heroes. We are not villains

[04:36:52] We are technicians of the inevitable you were selected to become the kind of person who can look into the eye of

[04:36:59] Divinity and not flinch and if you do your job if you keep your hands steady

[04:37:05] Then the engine will run and the world will never have to end

[04:37:11] Welcome to Babel to wall

[04:37:16] This game is called the angel engine

[04:37:22] The following is on a level two screening.

[04:37:23] There's going to be a view for Excel research training purposes.

[04:37:29] Welcome to Babel two, the most advanced research facility in the world.

[04:37:34] It's a place where miracles come to life.

[04:37:37] We have honored you with the opportunity to become our clinical observation intern.

[04:37:42] Your job will consist of operating on bodies and correcting any defects you may find.

[04:37:48] Your office has everything you could need as an employee.

[04:37:52] Your key source of knowledge is your PC. Here you have your mailbox and manuals prepared by experts to guide you through the work.

[04:38:01] Now, enter the PC and check your mailbox.

[04:38:05] Eh?

[04:38:08] Oh, alright. Mailbox.

[04:38:11] Great. I can see you're familiar with technology.

[04:38:14] Thank you.

[04:38:15] It's a valuable skill in Babble 2.

[04:38:17] I am!

[04:38:18] your main operating panel. From there, you can use your mechanical arm to locate defects,

[04:38:23] the tool shifter to change the active tool, and the emergency anesthesia button, among

[04:38:29] other features. Emergency anesthesia?

[04:38:32] The first is your patient's sleep. You can monitor the sleep status on the display

[04:38:46] at the top. When it's slow, open the button cover and press the button on your desk. Please

[04:38:51] use it now. Okay, anesthesia button. You correctly administered a dose of anesthesia.

[04:39:03] This procedure ensures that the patient will stay asleep. Remember, patients build tolerance

[04:39:10] to anesthesia so use it wisely so do it just gotta operate do this fast you will often need

[04:39:16] to change tools try moving the shifter moving the shifter good now try to move the mechanical

[04:39:28] arm um okay how you now know how to use the main operating panel the second thing to

[04:39:37] Keep track of is overheating.

[04:39:40] Behind you, there is a TV screen

[04:39:42] with CCTV footage on the side.

[04:39:44] Here, you can monitor your overall overheat status.

[04:39:47] Make sure to lower it from time to time.

[04:39:50] We're sure you'll get used to your new work very quickly.

[04:39:54] That's all, employee.

[04:39:55] Just remember your three duties.

[04:39:57] Correct deformities on bodies?

[04:40:00] Be enthusiastic and loyal.

[04:40:03] Ask acceptable questions.

[04:40:05] Good luck.

[04:40:06] I kind of missed the CCTV part. What am I looking at for the CCTV?

[04:40:13] For scary things?

[04:40:16] Right-click? Is this the CCTV?

[04:40:21] Password.

[04:40:25] My account, one, two, three, four.

[04:40:31] Well?

[04:40:34] You look like you just seen a demon. Did I scare you?

[04:40:37] Yes. Sorry about that. You're not the first to say so. I'm Emilio, the night shift security guard.

[04:40:42] Nice to see the new intern face to face.

[04:40:45] Everything will move so quickly around here. Sometimes people come and go before I even have a chance to reach them.

[04:40:50] Anyways, I'm sure you'll be alright. I've heard nothing but good things about you. Look at you already operating by yourself.

[04:40:56] Thank you. Of course, let me know if you want anything for the vending machine. It's the least I can do.

[04:41:00] I'll be checking in on you during each of my rounds.

[04:41:05] You just holler if things go haywire, but I trust you'll make it through without any

[04:41:09] issues.

[04:41:10] Godspeed.

[04:41:11] An update on your position.

[04:41:15] Oh yeah, that's basically where we're at.

[04:41:29] One

[04:41:34] What the hell bro

[04:41:40] It's the order matter

[04:41:53] Oh wait, that's all you do what's the catch

[04:41:59] That's it!

[04:42:06] This is doable.

[04:42:12] Oh, the order matters as well, by the way.

[04:42:25] It does say it at the top.

[04:42:30] I gotta check the CCTV, probably in a little while.

[04:42:38] Or not.

[04:42:43] Whoops.

[04:42:46] I thought you could do it early.

[04:42:52] Don't press space bar.

[04:42:54] Do not press spacebar.

[04:43:17] Nice. Alright. Got the achieve.

[04:43:19] As you were, what is this one?

[04:43:28] I haven't done this one.

[04:43:31] How does this one work?

[04:43:37] Oh, okay.

[04:43:39] All right, okay, okay, all right.

[04:43:42] How do I leave?

[04:43:43] Now what is this?

[04:43:44] Was that to jump?

[04:43:55] You literally just

[04:44:14] What the fuck is this?

[04:44:21] Oh.

[04:44:44] Dude.

[04:44:51] Shit, it's a lot fucking harder than it looks.

[04:44:55] Okay, what the hell, bruh?

[04:45:02] Are you- are you joking?

[04:45:14] Oh you have to do both you have to do both

[04:45:34] Supposed to just getting it in the hole

[04:45:36] All right, let's try that again all right here we go all right here we go I'm ready

[04:45:57] Is this like a beam of death?

[04:46:06] Okay.

[04:46:08] Okay

[04:46:19] Now if I right-click and then turn around

[04:46:30] What the fuck how did I turn around before oh

[04:46:36] My fucking God

[04:46:38] You have to sit there, okay.

[04:46:48] I

[04:47:04] Oops

[04:47:18] Okay, all right.

[04:47:33] God damn, man.

[04:47:40] Okay, okay, where's the last one right here?

[04:47:43] Same thing, same thing.

[04:47:48] Yeah, let's woke up.

[04:47:55] All right, all right, seven wounds.

[04:48:05] All right, there's like 50 operations here.

[04:48:11] There are many operations.

[04:48:17] Needle?

[04:48:21] This one takes too long.

[04:48:31] Razor.

[04:48:39] Okay.

[04:48:47] You can't speed through this shit. You can't speed through this one

[04:49:01] Okay

[04:49:08] The same exact one

[04:49:17] Come on, man. Come on, brah! He has three wounds!

[04:49:27] I gave him anesthesia, it's okay.

[04:49:31] Okay.

[04:49:38] I wonder if you fail if he wakes up faster.

[04:49:47] Motherfucker.

[04:49:52] Uh, one more.

[04:49:58] Shit, he's gonna wake up.

[04:50:06] Motherfucker, dude.

[04:50:11] Where's your last wound?

[04:50:41] Okay, let's try it again, all right, okay.

[04:51:07] to each one is about okay I'm getting used to the gist

[04:51:26] Oh, this is a Karee.

[04:51:38] Enter this.

[04:51:39] Enter the needle.

[04:51:45] The worst one.

[04:52:07] While it transfers, we go here.

[04:52:17] And we're back.

[04:52:18] I'm on a roll now.

[04:52:28] Okay.

[04:52:32] Okay.

[04:52:36] Easy clap.

[04:52:37] Same thing. Easy.

[04:52:44] Easy clap.

[04:52:51] What is that noise? What was that?

[04:52:57] I did it faster to see if you could do it fast. You can't.

[04:53:02] Get the mercy of this shit bar.

[04:53:09] Okay.

[04:53:16] Same thing.

[04:53:23] Razor.

[04:53:29] I feel like I have a limited amount, unless I can just, as soon as that happens, I just

[04:53:58] do it.

[04:53:59] It stops working on the patient, though.

[04:54:04] The patient starts getting a tolerance, and that's it.

[04:54:08] So if I use it once on the patient, that's fine.

[04:54:13] Technician 58351.

[04:54:35] 58351.

[04:54:37] Like...

[04:55:07] Hey kids, just back for my rounds. Hope you're doing all right. You're writing the same issues

[04:55:14] so far. Another page of everything you find now. Yeah, things get a little weird around

[04:55:17] here sometimes. Just focus on your tasks and don't let anything get to you. What do you

[04:55:20] mean? Lots of good people have been consumed by this kind of work, you know, burnout,

[04:55:24] heart attack, level stress, going off the deep end. I'll just tell you how it is.

[04:55:28] Everything happens with a sacrifice for paving the way for future generations. The same

[04:55:31] way past ones have done for us. I'll be lying about that and I'll miss some

[04:55:35] Some of my colleagues, we honored them by passing their work on to smart young people like you, the Genesis, as they say.

[04:55:41] If you're gonna be fine, promise you again soon.

[04:55:45] Alright, that was tutorial.

[04:55:52] Oh, buddy.

[04:55:55] How does this change?

[04:55:58] There's a yellow button, but he never told me.

[04:56:05] What the hell was that sir what is this nice

[04:56:17] I don't know where the manual comes into play.

[04:56:43] Mobile game.

[04:56:44] That seems alright so far, it's okay.

[04:56:51] Blah blah blah meh, blah blah blah meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh

[04:57:09] If I fail, it's because I didn't read the manual because I think you need to like detect

[04:57:21] if they have something with that yellow button.

[04:57:26] I'm pretty sure.

[04:57:32] 43% off of one yikes

[04:57:47] Why are you coughing bro? Why are you coughing? I'm getting infected. Oh I died, I suffocated.

[04:58:08] I must have had to do something there.

[04:58:14] Fusebox, malfunction.

[04:58:26] Welcome, employee. Under your main desk, there is a fuse box. Inside, you will see many fuses

[04:58:37] responsible for different systems. If you see a broken one, replace it. Here are the

[04:58:46] descriptions of all these types. Horizontal and vertical arm movement, tool shifter, computer,

[04:58:55] calibration, angel, engine, PC, TV, anesthesia, display, display showing the required tool type,

[04:59:06] anesthesia button, oxygen system. If any of those uses break, the corresponding device

[04:59:14] will stop working remember to keep the oxygen fuse always repaired otherwise you will suffocate

[04:59:36] fuse box malfunction

[04:59:38] Let me get back it out here.

[04:59:45] Hey!

[04:59:48] Chad, what do you guys think?

[04:59:53] I think this game is okay.

[04:59:57] I think it's okay.

[04:59:59] How are we feeling?

[05:00:08] It's okay, it's okay.

[05:00:15] Our next game is we continue, people.

[05:00:35] the next game! Holy Moly!

[05:00:45] We are headed to...

[05:01:05] All right, hold up.

[05:01:27] We are headed to another one here, boys.

[05:01:29] I played this game a long time ago, briefly.

[05:01:33] It's back.

[05:01:35] I'm not sure if this game makes sense, this game is a little weird, it was voted for heavily.

[05:01:54] This was an old game now back in 2026.

[05:02:02] poker night at the inventory.

[05:02:32] I don't know if this game is actually like a game that you kind of just like grind or

[05:02:49] it's more for the gamer who plays TF2 exclusively would enjoy this. You know what I mean?

[05:03:03] Yeah, like what differentiates it from all the other poker games other than it being TF2?

[05:03:23] Let's see.

[05:03:30] Let's see, let's see.

[05:03:56] Oh, shoot, we got an intro.

[05:03:59] Hello there! Another enthusiast I presume. How good it is to see a fresh face here at

[05:04:14] the inventory. I imagine you're here for the card game with the fellows downstairs.

[05:04:20] Let me lead you down there.

[05:04:28] Let's see, let's see.

[05:04:30] The first time I'm... I'm a bit more familiar with the...

[05:04:35] ...benefactions of the club.

[05:04:38] The club was founded in 1919 in response to an early draft of the 18th Amendment.

[05:04:44] Through back channels, it was learned that this vile piece of legislation would not only

[05:04:50] outlaw libations, but games and amusements that could also threaten the world-renowned

[05:04:55] determination and productivity of the American workforce.

[05:04:59] Ha!

[05:05:00] Can you imagine?

[05:05:01] Games outlawed!

[05:05:02] Nevertheless, this club has been here in secret ever since, just in case those in

[05:05:07] charge get another B in their bonnet.

[05:05:12] You're welcome and enjoy yourself.

[05:05:16] Ah, your table.

[05:05:18] Hey, gentlemen, I hope that his room at the table for a fifth.

[05:05:25] Ha!

[05:05:26] Fresh meat!

[05:05:27] Very well.

[05:05:28] In concordance with the house rules of the incident.

[05:05:33] Isn't it strong bad from that old YouTube video?

[05:05:37] Any congregation of five writers around the No Limit Hold'em table must play for the house stakes of $75.

[05:05:43] Strong bags like Super before you, too much?

[05:05:47] Of course, these stakes...

[05:05:48] Dude, a Hall of Star Runner was like Super Boomer now, holy shit.

[05:05:52] Hey, tonight's buy-in will then be $10,000.

[05:05:56] Here you go.

[05:05:57] Stop change, I say! Stop change!

[05:06:00] I have this.

[05:06:01] The guy has been cast.

[05:06:03] The game will be no limit, Texas Hold'em!

[05:06:07] I will periodically raise the blinds.

[05:06:10] May the best player win!

[05:06:17] In poker players, three hands of five cards.

[05:06:21] I know how to play poker to... degree.

[05:06:33] Um, Texas Holdem was created when the El Paso dealers union complained of restraint when

[05:06:42] dealing a full 5 card hand.

[05:06:45] After a lengthy strike by then several louts, this stately variation was born.

[05:06:49] I don't know that.

[05:06:50] I don't know that.

[05:06:51] Okay, let's see, okay.

[05:07:19] How much better is this compared to the I might actually just play this I I can have a flush

[05:07:34] right?

[05:07:35] Oh, I'm playing this bunny calling

[05:07:44] Okay, I checked.

[05:07:53] I have a pair.

[05:07:55] I got a pair.

[05:07:57] I raise.

[05:07:58] I'm just going to keep calling.

[05:08:03] I'm raising the flushes ink 456 I could even get a straight I'm raising to a

[05:08:25] thousand. I'll call it. Wait, I got a, oh my god, I got a straight, dude. I got a straight.

[05:08:49] Wait, he bet?

[05:09:01] How he folded?

[05:09:04] He folded. Easy.

[05:09:07] Easy clap, boy. Another decent hand.

[05:09:11] I

[05:09:21] Just said it I called but he said he fold it. I'm called

[05:09:26] What I called he said he fold it

[05:09:30] Have I not oh, I'm not the fucking bunny. I'm just a random. Oh my god. I thought I was the bunny, bro

[05:09:41] I bet. I'm folding. I'm folding this. I'm folding. There's nothing... I'm pretty sure

[05:09:53] this is a fold hand. Oh, alright! I can call your bet AND by

[05:10:00] I apologize for dropping dollars as though they were hot I'm raising I'm not even care

[05:10:16] He's a giant man, he's not afraid.

[05:10:21] I'll call.

[05:10:27] He's our check.

[05:10:29] He's out of talk.

[05:10:31] I had a pair now.

[05:10:33] Nope.

[05:10:35] I will call.

[05:10:37] I'll skip the next hand.

[05:10:39] The hippie wins the hand.

[05:10:41] Okay, a queen of an eight.

[05:10:47] I'll call that.

[05:10:51] I'll call.

[05:10:55] 10.

[05:10:57] Calling.

[05:10:59] I'll call it.

[05:11:01] I'll call it.

[05:11:03] This is kind of a potato ass hand.

[05:11:05] But I'm just going to check.

[05:11:11] wait a minute I bet I could get a straight year but I need an ace and a

[05:11:21] 10

[05:11:25] I'll call

[05:11:28] it'd be nice if you played it in the head played out the hand and you see what

[05:11:34] the full cards where you guys already at 300 all in I have a pair of fours I'll

[05:11:51] I'll just call him. But dude, he has 300.

[05:11:54] Call?

[05:11:56] I'm calling.

[05:11:58] I am in.

[05:12:00] Three of a kind. Three of a kind.

[05:12:02] Baby man.

[05:12:09] Um, I might just fold.

[05:12:12] Heavy's at 19,000.

[05:12:21] I am not Betty, but I do not quit.

[05:12:36] I'm out.

[05:12:37] I'm out.

[05:12:38] Oh, I bet.

[05:12:39] I'm out.

[05:12:40] Strong bad wins the head.

[05:12:45] Tycho has been eliminated from play.

[05:12:47] see this is why Gabe and I play Starcraft on easy always check when

[05:12:57] it's free

[05:12:59] Oh

[05:13:12] All in

[05:13:26] I got a pair

[05:13:29] I'm worried. I'm worried. I'm worried. I don't know. I don't know.

[05:13:45] Bro, I am- I'm okay at poker. I don't play that much. Alright, we can tell some of you

[05:13:55] You guys fucking play with your boys every fucking weekend, alright?

[05:13:59] So let's don't fucking play cards that often!

[05:14:01] Okay?

[05:14:02] We press the fucking buttons to make some mistakes, you gambad-addicted fucks, okay?

[05:14:14] T-t-tick it out!

[05:14:21] We're screwed, man, we're screwed!

[05:14:25] Isn't this where you fold?

[05:14:27] There's no way, unless they're bluffing.

[05:14:34] Oh, reminds me of the time I played checkers with Superball in the Oval Office

[05:14:38] with a board made of suspiciously human-looking bone.

[05:14:44] Nex has ace high.

[05:14:48] Strong bad has ace high.

[05:14:50] The player plays a pair of tens.

[05:14:53] I won!

[05:14:54] The player wins the head!

[05:14:55] I guess that's a good hand.

[05:14:57] They were bluffing at the high card?

[05:14:59] You love baby hands.

[05:15:00] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[05:15:02] Baby hand!

[05:15:04] The player wins the head.

[05:15:06] Max has been eliminated from play.

[05:15:09] Woo!

[05:15:09] Hey, come on! That's over!

[05:15:11] I've had to go to the bathroom for ages!

[05:15:13] Bye!

[05:15:15] The plan's on a 200 for 100.

[05:15:19] All right, let's see.

[05:15:27] I already don't like this man.

[05:15:32] Unfolding.

[05:15:33] Unfolding.

[05:15:34] Nope.

[05:15:35] Executive hold.

[05:15:36] Well, let me just see the three cards.

[05:15:39] Yep, worth.

[05:15:42] Strong bad wins the head.

[05:15:54] I am folding.

[05:16:00] Not folding.

[05:16:02] That's cool. If you're concerned with not impressing the ladies.

[05:16:06] Strong bad wins the head.

[05:16:08] And your collective face, dorks.

[05:16:11] Who goes for my previous wins? Which were up? Your collective fun!

[05:16:15] Did he even win it? Oh, he won 400 bucks?

[05:16:25] I don't like this hand.

[05:16:41] Throne and bat, how is boxing career?

[05:16:44] These are my hands!

[05:16:47] He called the 2k?

[05:16:49] I was boxer once in school.

[05:16:52] We have to either box or learn to handle.

[05:16:55] I am not good with goats.

[05:16:58] Too much information man, you're too much information man.

[05:17:02] At first, I do not like punching other boys.

[05:17:05] But then I learned to love it.

[05:17:11] What's the difference between betting and raising? Am I betting for them to then raise?

[05:17:19] I'm setting the initial bet here, right?

[05:17:26] So they have to call?

[05:17:35] Oh, they- okay.

[05:17:37] Have he has? They're actually pretty high up.

[05:17:42] He's on a good one.

[05:17:45] I am in and ready to crush baby men.

[05:17:51] How do you not know poker? Dumbass.

[05:17:55] Stupidest fucks statement guaranteed. If you've pulled the chat, 90% don't know how to play poker.

[05:18:07] Guaranteed I'd actually put money on that. I put money on the fact that 90% don't even

[05:18:15] apply.

[05:18:16] Fuck the poll. You guys are gonna troll the poll. I'm talking about legitimate if it was

[05:18:25] a legitimate poll.

[05:18:27] Hell no. I don't trust Twitch chat with polling. You guys just fucking troll every opportunity

[05:18:34] you can. Uh-huh. This could be a string. I call this baby bed. I just need a five.

[05:19:00] I do not know. All right. I check.

[05:19:06] Thank God you're here.

[05:19:08] Let's say let's say.

[05:19:10] I am out.

[05:19:20] I have nothing here.

[05:19:23] It doesn't matter. I'm hoping for a five.

[05:19:30] If all five cards are out, there's no point in checking here, right?

[05:19:42] Alright, let's bluff and do the 3k.

[05:19:47] Double-sucking!

[05:19:49] Blazing in the sun!

[05:19:51] Oh, shit!

[05:19:53] Looks like you're gonna have to fold!

[05:20:08] I'm raising.

[05:20:13] I'll fold!

[05:20:15] YAAAHHHHH!

[05:20:17] The player wins the head.

[05:20:20] What up, man?

[05:20:22] Exactly.

[05:20:24] Exactly.

[05:20:26] Oh, what? It would be nice if I knew what he had, though.

[05:20:29] I will fall.

[05:20:33] Ah, yeah, fuck this channel, like those guys.

[05:20:35] Dronbad wins the head!

[05:20:36] Wow! What losers you all are!

[05:20:39] The blinds are now 300, 600!

[05:20:43] I don't like that. I don't like these cards either, bro. I don't like these. I

[05:20:50] Don't like these. These are bad dude. These are bad, right?

[05:20:56] Check this I

[05:21:02] Have a pair attack I

[05:21:07] Check

[05:21:09] How does it does the king save me because it's a high card is that the only reason

[05:21:16] I bet this is not much

[05:21:25] I mean wait, I have two pair here because I'm gonna I'm gonna raise

[05:21:31] I'm calling two pairs higher than three of a kind right one with a half-core

[05:21:39] processor will not have fear I just make part even bigger what up three of a

[05:21:44] kinds higher than two pair I'm gonna show you under can you please me

[05:21:51] Oh

[05:21:53] Guys it's yes or no, you don't need to get all emotional

[05:22:06] Yeah, you all know how to play poker, but I know you all have lost fucking money

[05:22:11] See how none of you have the...

[05:22:13] Well, you can't tell.

[05:22:17] You got them poker addicts with rules who all suck balls.

[05:22:21] See, they're made shit from it anyways.

[05:22:23] But you know all the fucking rules.

[05:22:25] Let's see here.

[05:22:35] Bro, I was playing the plug game that literally cost the money.

[05:22:52] 497. I'm checking.

[05:23:10] I'm holding. Nah, he's gonna have something. It would be so much better if I could see.

[05:23:22] Oh, well now it shows the last card.

[05:23:31] That was the first time.

[05:23:34] That was the first time it showed.

[05:23:37] But it was the end of the hand.

[05:23:44] Oh my god, me versus the heavy.

[05:23:47] Dude, the heavy's good.

[05:23:52] Oh shit brah the heaviest dude.

[05:24:05] I like these cards.

[05:24:09] Wait six seven eight.

[05:24:17] I'm too far away from a from a straight.

[05:24:23] Wait, am I? Yeah, I am.

[05:24:26] I mean, I would need the 910.

[05:24:31] I'm just going to. Should I fold?

[05:24:34] Is this how cowards play?

[05:24:37] It's OK. Yes, you're really good, bro.

[05:24:39] The heavy wins the hand.

[05:24:41] Oh, yeah, I should have checked.

[05:24:42] This is easy game.

[05:24:44] Oh, this is nice.

[05:24:51] I am raising.

[05:24:58] Sure.

[05:25:08] I am betting.

[05:25:14] I need a king and a 10.

[05:25:16] A king and a 10.

[05:25:18] There's nothing else.

[05:25:31] The heavy wins the hand.

[05:25:34] I am always winner.

[05:25:37] Dude, I have to bankrupt the heavy what he has 33,000

[05:25:47] I am going to play this one

[05:25:51] All right, let's see

[05:25:56] All right, okay, okay, the pair could carry us. It's good check

[05:26:01] I don't know the strategy of when the best time to raises I don't know like now

[05:26:09] I'm just gonna raise now five five grand after the check

[05:26:15] the blinds are now four hundred eight hundred okay maybe six seven eight

[05:26:31] Check.

[05:26:37] Ooh. I need a 7.

[05:26:40] I need a 7.

[05:26:43] Give me a 7, I believe.

[05:26:45] Now the thing is, do you raise now, or do you call and raise later?

[05:26:50] I don't know when you're supposed to strip strategically when you're supposed to raise. I don't know.

[05:26:58] It is time to bet, I think.

[05:27:01] What's the first face card after ten in this trade?

[05:27:07] Jack?

[05:27:08] Isn't it Jack and Queen Ace?

[05:27:11] Fuck.

[05:27:14] I check this.

[05:27:37] 4800 fought.

[05:27:40] Maybe he thinks the thing is do I check and then bet?

[05:27:43] Check and then raise

[05:28:01] It was the showdown

[05:28:06] Bro, I'm not beating him. I am in I'm ready to crush baby man

[05:28:11] I'm not beating him.

[05:28:14] I checked once.

[05:28:16] Not so much fun.

[05:28:19] Okay, I'm going up a high card.

[05:28:30] I am betting.

[05:28:33] 6k raise

[05:28:40] okay okay okay okay that was a freaking ridiculous fold on him

[05:28:55] the baby man now baby man check Wow all right I check Wow I mean I could

[05:29:13] potentially have a flush but motherland we quit when we are dead the

[05:29:24] The heavy wins the hand.

[05:29:32] Oh, in that situation, you just want to check and unfold.

[05:29:34] I, uh...

[05:29:35] You're going to play this one.

[05:29:47] I mean, that's close.

[05:29:49] You just need a king and a ten.

[05:29:51] I checked too.

[05:29:58] Ah, a pair within a high card of a queen.

[05:30:04] You know what?

[05:30:13] I'm going on the high card.

[05:30:17] I am out.

[05:30:20] The player wins the head.

[05:30:22] Yeah, he bluffs a lot.

[05:30:25] I mean, he folds a lot.

[05:30:30] Okay, I check.

[05:30:38] I got a pair.

[05:30:39] Check.

[05:30:47] I'm gonna raise 15k on the 10 pair

[05:30:55] I bet all of it.

[05:30:59] What the fuck?

[05:31:01] You would fight me?

[05:31:03] It is not advisable.

[05:31:05] Oh shit.

[05:31:07] Oh fuck.

[05:31:09] Yo, come on man.

[05:31:11] Alright, alright.

[05:31:13] Come on.

[05:31:15] That's big.

[05:31:21] Dude, we hit a queen and a joker.

[05:31:23] We need a Joker.

[05:31:25] Oh my god, I won.

[05:31:29] Oh, the heavy has king high.

[05:31:32] The player has a pair of 10s.

[05:31:35] The player wins the hand.

[05:31:36] I lose?

[05:31:38] I do not understand this burning I feel.

[05:31:42] The blinds are now 500, 1,000.

[05:31:46] Sheeep!

[05:31:47] Wait, he's still in for a little while.

[05:31:50] I will play

[05:31:58] This is okay, oh

[05:32:02] I don't think it's okay man. I was not looking too okay for you. I check once not so much fun

[05:32:10] Go all in

[05:32:13] It'd be nice if this game was multiplayer

[05:32:16] Yeah, there's no multiplayer you just play the heavy wins the hand

[05:32:27] yeah people can just choose the character you play poker weapons guy is not to fight

[05:32:33] It's not a lot every close it was

[05:32:46] There he goes all in

[05:32:51] All in buddy, are you kidding me? Whatever sure no, no, no, no, let's see

[05:32:57] Let's see, let's see, A sent a 2, 3 and an 8.

[05:33:08] He might win because of his high card unless I get a pair.

[05:33:12] Ah, shit.

[05:33:16] Are you fucking kidding me?

[05:33:23] The heavy has a flush. The player has a pair of eights. The heavy wins the hand.

[05:33:30] Winning, winning, winning is almost as fun as killing.

[05:33:36] Buddy, you need a witty, I'm trying to go home.

[05:33:48] I got the ace, I believe in the ace.

[05:33:53] A pair, a pair with an ace high.

[05:34:00] You are no baby.

[05:34:03] Okay, I call.

[05:34:05] Oh shit.

[05:34:07] Why you calling bro?

[05:34:09] Why you calling?

[05:34:15] Okay, okay, I can win this, I can win this.

[05:34:19] win this no way the player has a pair of kings the heavy heads I want the

[05:34:31] heavy wins the hand what I love this game oh well no shit no shit yeah he

[05:34:40] did win. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god.

[05:34:55] I like these cards.

[05:35:02] My fault. The player wins the hand.

[05:35:10] Okay, king in a three.

[05:35:13] I will play.

[05:35:18] This is where you spam all in.

[05:35:32] All right, we got the pair. We got the pair.

[05:35:35] It will not last long.

[05:35:37] I kill quick, but not clearly.

[05:35:40] I'm sorry.

[05:35:41] Okay, I forgive you.

[05:35:46] Dude, he has a pair as well with a nine.

[05:35:51] Dude.

[05:35:54] Are you kidding, man? GG. GG.

[05:36:00] Horushock!

[05:36:01] The player has a pair of kings.

[05:36:04] The heavy has a pair of kings.

[05:36:07] The heavy wins the hand.

[05:36:09] The blinds are now 600, 1200.

[05:36:13] Now he wins because of his high card, right? I had a 3, get a 9.

[05:36:25] All right, high raise.

[05:36:32] Jabo-Sakke! I am going to play this one.

[05:36:36] Oh, really?

[05:36:38] What do you got? What do you got buddy? What do you... Oh, I'm a higher pair, higher pair!

[05:36:45] Ace for two, okay, all shit cards, shit cards.

[05:36:54] Okay, shit card, shit card, two pair, two pair.

[05:36:57] Nice.

[05:37:03] Nice.

[05:37:05] The Heavy has a straight.

[05:37:07] Are you kidding me?

[05:37:09] A pair of eights. The Heavy wins the hand.

[05:37:12] It is mine.

[05:37:15] The Heavy wins the tournament.

[05:37:17] I have everyone's chips.

[05:37:19] They all want to fight for red team with heavy weapons guy.

[05:37:24] Dude are you fucking kidding me man you turned it around you fuck that shit

[05:37:36] I am sorry I do not have this money I did but Sasha has been very good lately and I

[05:37:46] wanted to get her gifts the money is gone I have no choice

[05:37:51] I have no choice but to buy in with Sasha, so I can keep armor.

[05:38:00] It's...it's...beautiful.

[05:38:03] I hope this is alright.

[05:38:06] I see no problem with it. Whoever knocks him out will receive his buy-in.

[05:38:18] So haven't you? I got those guys on the corner that sell bootleg TVDs off a blanket in your country.

[05:38:23] I like movies, yes.

[05:38:28] Yeah, like what? Fists of knuckles? Beneath fists of knuckles? Fists of knuckles babies? Classics!

[05:38:35] No, my favorites are the 30 dozen and the first 20 minutes of Rocky 4.

[05:38:41] Chaplain this

[05:38:45] I got a pair. I got a pair. You know what? Let's start it. Let's end this fast. I'm going

[05:39:03] with the two pair with the nine.

[05:39:07] You are no baby.

[05:39:09] I'm out of five thousand.

[05:39:11] Okay.

[05:39:12] The player wins the hand.

[05:39:18] Three people folded anyways.

[05:39:22] Can't wait to see me flipy floppy.

[05:39:27] These cards keep making me angry.

[05:39:29] Like spinning mini-gum of killing.

[05:39:33] out. Two people folded, I'm gonna call. I'll check two. I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm,

[05:39:47] so I could check, I'll check and fold, right? Maybe. Check. Free card. I'm leaving. I'm all

[05:39:59] I'll set here.

[05:40:01] Oh, check.

[05:40:03] Ah, back.

[05:40:07] Max wins the head.

[05:40:17] Always check.

[05:40:18] Pro.

[05:40:24] I'm out.

[05:40:27] You guys keep playing cards, and I'll keep thinking about playing cards.

[05:40:31] Huh, so this is what thinking is like.

[05:40:36] I call it.

[05:40:39] I do it.

[05:40:45] Okay, I'm going to check here even though this looks like it's not worth it.

[05:40:50] Okay, I do it.

[05:40:51] This is a bad hand too.

[05:40:56] Let's say we make it interesting, shall we?

[05:40:59] Like playing Russian roulette with a crossbow.

[05:41:01] Okay. I raised.

[05:41:05] Okay, so they're raising up holding this.

[05:41:08] I'm gonna call.

[05:41:12] Strong bad wins the hand.

[05:41:15] Ba-na-na-nam, ba-na-na-nam, ba-na-na-nam.

[05:41:21] Nope.

[05:41:21] This isn't nice either. Unless...

[05:41:28] He's free.

[05:41:32] Let's see.

[05:41:35] I have a pair!

[05:41:37] I got a pair!

[05:41:38] You called this baby bet.

[05:41:41] Went off of a two-pair? I'll just call. I'm gonna call through.

[05:41:47] I'm good.

[05:41:48] Whoa! I bet.

[05:41:53] Yeah, we'll call through. We'll call through. I'm actually gonna raise it here to 2K. I'm gonna win this.

[05:41:59] Ha! No way!

[05:42:02] No!

[05:42:05] There it is, bud. There it is. There it is. Shit on. Shit on with a pair of twos.

[05:42:14] Easy.

[05:42:18] Raise!

[05:42:20] Crap!

[05:42:22] V-Rays!

[05:42:24] F*** this s***!

[05:42:27] V-Rays!

[05:42:34] Table, idle chat?

[05:42:36] Are you supposed to go all the way here?

[05:42:39] I'll call that.

[05:42:49] Okay, I check.

[05:42:59] Wait isn't there a flush potential here?

[05:43:03] There's a flush potential.

[05:43:06] Oh my god.

[05:43:18] Oh my.

[05:43:20] Okay, so I'm just gonna all in.

[05:43:26] Ooh!

[05:43:27] Ooh!

[05:43:28] That card ruined my day, like a bad rash between my...

[05:43:33] ...fears.

[05:43:34] I will call.

[05:43:37] Heavy!

[05:43:43] He has an ace and a two.

[05:43:48] The heavy has a flush!

[05:43:51] Oh!

[05:43:53] Flush!

[05:43:54] The player wins the hand.

[05:43:56] Yeah, this is why I settle argument wow not lucky cards the heavy has been eliminated from play

[05:44:06] Goodbye my love

[05:44:08] No, you keep it bad. I'm sorry. Oh

[05:44:17] And then you actually get that in TF2

[05:44:24] I'm sorry

[05:44:26] don't worry about me not playing guys I'm gonna keep folding so you don't have

[05:44:34] to you can take me later

[05:44:37] folds fell

[05:44:46] we're playing this

[05:44:50] Meevers Max!

[05:44:55] 7, 8, 9, 10, I just need a jack.

[05:44:58] Oh my, straight potential.

[05:45:10] Watch out everyone!

[05:45:12] Huge jack!

[05:45:14] Jack!

[05:45:16] Wow, you raised two?

[05:45:23] Uh-oh.

[05:45:24] Yeah, I'd ask you if you felt lucky, but I've been trying to cut cliches out of my life

[05:45:38] for a few months now.

[05:45:40] Dude, I have a feeling he has a straight.

[05:45:46] Wait!

[05:45:48] Oh my god!

[05:45:51] Oh my god!

[05:45:53] Shit on, dude.

[05:45:55] Yo!

[05:45:58] Sweet!

[05:46:00] I'm gonna call!

[05:46:02] Goodbye, Max.

[05:46:04] The player has a straight.

[05:46:07] Goodbye, Max.

[05:46:08] The player has a straight.

[05:46:12] What do you have, Max?

[05:46:13] Max has two pair.

[05:46:15] The player has the head.

[05:46:17] Ooh!

[05:46:18] Max has been eliminated from play.

[05:46:20] That's the longest I've sat in one place since Sam and I decided to listen to the entire season 2 director's commentary.

[05:46:28] Hi, Bunny.

[05:46:31] Is this guy on the right even playing at all?

[05:46:33] Hey dork tag, you can't be a video game fanboy without digging the complete library of vid

[05:46:41] electrix titles am I right?

[05:46:43] I am a proponent of the classics, certainly.

[05:46:45] Classic?

[05:46:46] I'm talking about vid electrix this latest releases.

[05:46:50] Like?

[05:46:51] Like snakebucks are six.

[05:46:52] Now the snakes have fist too.

[05:46:54] That would make the snakes a greater threat.

[05:46:57] That's the point.

[05:46:59] Yeah, I'm gonna do I fold this I'll call I don't know about these cards

[05:47:07] I'm folding this crap

[05:47:14] Yikes don't know check you're gonna check yes

[05:47:24] Really you know I will actually raise

[05:47:29] an ostentatious son the player wins the head

[05:47:39] okay

[05:47:43] this sucks I'll call that I'm a check you must have checked your coolness at the

[05:47:52] door I'm a check I'm a check let me check

[05:47:59] I'll check let's check I'm out I bet I'm out I'm out I'm out right I'm out two

[05:48:16] three four doesn't matter wait eight what do you mean

[05:48:29] There's no way of five is gonna come. There's no way

[05:48:41] There's no way I'm gonna get a straight

[05:48:48] I'm good it would have been sick though it would have been sick

[05:48:54] You know I'm gonna bait I'm gonna bluff

[05:48:59] I'll call.

[05:49:02] Fuck.

[05:49:03] You're not so long a piece of shit, man!

[05:49:08] Taiko has too bad.

[05:49:10] I see what you're doing.

[05:49:11] You've attended the Jonathan Gabriel School of Playing Total Shit and then seen what

[05:49:14] happens.

[05:49:15] Taiko wins the hand.

[05:49:16] Wasn't holding Pokemon cards over there.

[05:49:17] Oh, hey!

[05:49:18] Okay, buddy, relax.

[05:49:19] God damn.

[05:49:20] Bro hasn't played all fucking day and then all of a finally wins the hand.

[05:49:28] Hmm. Call.

[05:49:35] Enable strong language? Is that actually a thing?

[05:49:43] Uh oh.

[05:49:45] Shaq, put it in your headphones. I don't want more emails from your moms.

[05:49:49] Alright, I don't want to reply. I don't want to spend my night replying.

[05:49:55] Shaq.

[05:49:56] Wow. What a move.

[05:49:58] I'll track let's do it

[05:50:08] I'll bet a small amount so you amateurs don't wet yourselves. I'm raising

[05:50:16] I go

[05:50:18] What was my eye attractiveness?

[05:50:26] Taiko wins the hand.

[05:50:27] This treehouse of nerds bails in comparison to an even more secret club than I go to.

[05:50:33] And strong baddier, somewhere between an old tire and a pile of dog shit.

[05:50:37] Maybe you have to knock three times on the skull of a dead hobo in the bushes for now.

[05:50:42] Ha!

[05:50:43] You wish you knew where it was.

[05:50:44] This guy said dog shit?

[05:50:45] I wouldn't let you hear.

[05:50:46] Was dog shit a thing in this game like, decades ago?

[05:50:56] Bet 600, why don't I raise?

[05:51:00] It's a 5k.

[05:51:05] Is that too much of a raise?

[05:51:07] Are you familiar with parapetia?

[05:51:09] Well, it has to do with getting fucked by a reversal of fortune.

[05:51:13] Similar to this flop, I fold.

[05:51:16] The player wins the head. The mine's on a 300.

[05:51:20] 600.

[05:51:27] Afo!

[05:51:28] Calling.

[05:51:31] Afo!

[05:51:32] Oh god, you're here.

[05:51:37] check city

[05:51:44] check

[05:51:48] check

[05:51:55] true

[05:52:00] you keep checking I'll keep checking out

[05:52:03] Delay... days?

[05:52:09] Nope.

[05:52:13] Nope! I'm just gonna fold here. I mean, I could try... I could try raising whatever. Let's see if he takes it.

[05:52:20] Think of how boring this game would be if I didn't know I was going to get fucked till the end.

[05:52:28] Oh, okay, nice, nice. I didn't know via his dialogue whether that means he was going to better not. Okay.

[05:52:35] Hey Nerd Rancher, how many hits does your little fan site for babies that I hate get a month?

[05:52:42] I don't really pay attention to that sort of thing. A couple million?

[05:52:46] Ah, right! I get it. A few Blazillian.

[05:52:51] Like on Monday, I'm sure you got seven Cattillion hits.

[05:52:54] And on Tuesday, like half of Blazillian.

[05:52:57] Those weren't even real numbers, you just said.

[05:53:00] I'm not the only one making up numbers.

[05:53:02] No, for real. It's like millions. I don't know how many millions.

[05:53:05] Right. So does our website, Bozo. So does Bozo's website.

[05:53:16] I need a 10 if I get a 10 all

[05:53:23] Checking is lame right unless you are check which I would find amusing

[05:53:37] Um, I might just fold this shit

[05:53:46] I'm folding boys.

[05:54:01] Strong bad wins the head.

[05:54:03] Nothing like making a putty easy way.

[05:54:06] What the hell?

[05:54:07] Did you get that shovel if you beat him?

[05:54:14] Oh, I'll call it.

[05:54:19] Okay, I check.

[05:54:22] Oh, yeah. Okay.

[05:54:27] All right, I'll be the one to put some money in.

[05:54:30] Scaredy's.

[05:54:31] Okay, okay.

[05:54:32] I got that.

[05:54:33] Oh, we're doing this?

[05:54:34] Or I'll put some money into it.

[05:54:36] Here you go.

[05:54:37] I'll raise it.

[05:54:38] Flops are stupid.

[05:54:40] But floppy disks are analog and awesome.

[05:54:43] I think I think I'm betting too much I raised it too much

[05:54:57] Checking is lame, unless you are Czech, which I would find amusing.

[05:55:05] Watch out, everyone! Huge Czech!

[05:55:19] I got a pair.

[05:55:21] I got a pair.

[05:55:28] Two pair.

[05:55:31] Two pair. What if I raise by a thousand?

[05:55:38] I mean, this is the end, so why does it matter?

[05:55:43] I'm calling.

[05:55:47] The player has two pair.

[05:55:50] Hank who has a pair of falls the player wins the hand look who's wearing the

[05:55:56] daddy pants how do you do anything you know even remotely interesting with

[05:56:01] hands like that you mean besides punching your groin face in the face

[05:56:04] groin I mean let's say you somehow get an opportunity with the ladies somehow I

[05:56:11] had to cancel like five dates with nine supermodels just to be here right

[05:56:16] Right, right, but what about the bra factor? How do you work the class like they don't just fly off when the ladies enter my natural

[05:56:24] Musk fog?

[05:56:28] I don't know about this you must have checked your coolness at the door

[05:56:36] Let's make this a little interesting. Are these the only four characters in this game?

[05:56:42] I'm gonna fold I'm gonna fold I'm feeling like I'm gonna fold this shit all yours man strong bad wins the head

[05:56:57] Maybe with this deal

[05:57:08] Hi boys, I gotta get home, bro

[05:57:12] Oh, this is nice.

[05:57:17] I'm calling.

[05:57:20] I'm going all in.

[05:57:22] Really?

[05:57:23] Oh, he wants to go too.

[05:57:25] He wants to leave.

[05:57:26] I'll just call it.

[05:57:28] He's already all in.

[05:57:30] We need shore bed.

[05:57:32] Really?

[05:57:36] Oh, interesting.

[05:57:38] I'm pregnant.

[05:57:40] Okay, so like this is this is good and bad. I need a

[05:57:46] King I

[05:57:48] Need a king, but I'm just gonna call my way through I

[05:57:54] Have a pair of 10s now

[05:58:03] Dude he's gonna win man

[05:58:10] Oh

[05:58:12] You fold it a

[05:58:18] King and a queen

[05:58:22] No

[05:58:24] Oh

[05:58:25] Street the player has to bear

[05:58:28] Pico wins the are you fucking a study level five on a PVP server and rolling up in your flying mount only to realize that

[05:58:35] He's being escorted by a cadre of stealth level 80 rogues.

[05:58:39] Am I right?

[05:58:40] Am I right?

[05:58:43] Come on, man.

[05:58:45] Come on, man.

[05:58:49] I hope you're all wearing two belts,

[05:58:51] because I'm about to all in the pants of this man.

[05:58:54] Whoa.

[05:58:56] I'll play.

[05:58:59] All in right off the bat.

[05:59:05] I don't like this at all. I'm folding. I'm just gonna look and fold

[05:59:21] Strong bad's gonna win this. Heiko wins the hand

[05:59:28] You had a two and a five. Did you have any pairs or anything?

[06:00:02] can fold right? No. No, I'm not good.

[06:00:08] Still, that means the head before me.

[06:00:17] Your hair looks like a greasy hedgehog,

[06:00:19] unassociated with any video game license

[06:00:21] that went to the barber and said,

[06:00:23] just a little off the sock, please.

[06:00:26] Even those who saw hedgehogs are greasy.

[06:00:29] Members of the Order Aranacea Morpha

[06:00:31] Proud and extremely fast, steadious mammals, if one can overcome his trepidation at the

[06:00:38] side of her spines, a hedgehog can make a wonderful pet or companion.

[06:00:44] Their spines are not spines at all, but soft hairs made firm with keratin.

[06:00:51] At first, she may bristle at your touch, but as she warms to you, she may place

[06:00:58] a tiny paw on the glass whispering touch me touch me like no man ever could

[06:01:09] I'm sorry you were saying buddy

[06:01:15] nothing just fukin in my pants did he just do all that just to fucking fold

[06:01:23] Bro thinks he's on stage.

[06:01:30] I'm calling.

[06:01:37] There's no way.

[06:01:38] There's no way.

[06:01:39] You have a 4-2.

[06:01:43] Strongbad has two pair.

[06:01:45] Wow.

[06:01:46] The player has two pair.

[06:01:47] The player wins the hand.

[06:01:49] Chief!

[06:01:50] You are the chief!

[06:01:51] Strong bad has been eliminated from play one by that was a quivering six bears not fun

[06:02:00] All right

[06:02:02] The 1v1

[06:02:09] I'm not going anywhere I miss heavy dude, I miss him

[06:02:15] I don't like this.

[06:02:22] I don't like this.

[06:02:29] Uh, no, I'm folding.

[06:02:37] Thanks everybody.

[06:02:40] I know, I killed him so fast.

[06:02:44] Oh yeah, I should've checked, bro. Fuck!

[06:02:52] Yeah, it was a shithand anyways, okay? It was a shithand.

[06:03:05] God damn it, man. This hand sucks balls, dude.

[06:03:08] I don't know if I want to do this.

[06:03:13] Pacifism is sometimes a viable option.

[06:03:17] Tycho wins the hand.

[06:03:19] I think it would get tiring winning all these parts.

[06:03:25] OK, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[06:03:31] Let's bring this in.

[06:03:37] Three diamonds.

[06:03:38] Okay, okay, we can play with this

[06:03:45] I'll check as well gentlemen

[06:03:51] Really

[06:03:56] I'm folding these

[06:04:00] The player wins the head

[06:04:02] All right, I need to start I need to start doing a little micro bets early

[06:04:06] Especially when I feel like I have the upper hand.

[06:04:09] Check City USA.

[06:04:13] Before that...

[06:04:17] I'll check.

[06:04:20] Mmmmm...

[06:04:24] I'll check.

[06:04:32] Yikes.

[06:04:35] So, a pair into a ten high- two pair into a ten high card.

[06:04:42] Folding like origami, huh?

[06:04:45] Taiko wins the hand.

[06:04:52] Call.

[06:04:53] Oh, let's see the next card

[06:05:12] Yikes, I don't like this either. Let's do it. I got without gab

[06:05:20] Nope. I'm out. So like right here, what am I checking? I'm checking just to see. I could just fold it.

[06:05:36] I mean, fold and check are the same thing. All the cards are out, right?

[06:05:40] I think I would get tiring winning all these pots.

[06:05:47] That bed needs a little company.

[06:05:56] That bed needs a little company.

[06:05:58] Have a nice...

[06:06:08] Check disk.

[06:06:16] I'm good.

[06:06:18] These all suck ass.

[06:06:26] Maybe, maybe he'll, maybe he'll, uh, hold.

[06:06:35] I'm going for a 10k hold.

[06:06:37] No way.

[06:06:38] The player wins the head.

[06:06:43] The planes are now 600, 1200.

[06:06:46] Okay, let me see it.

[06:06:51] I'll call that.

[06:06:52] I like this.

[06:06:53] Check.

[06:06:54] Wow.

[06:06:55] What a move.

[06:07:01] A pair of nines?

[06:07:03] Checking is lame. Unless you are Czech, which I would find amusing.

[06:07:07] I'll check as well, gentlemen.

[06:07:12] Where the king?

[06:07:25] do I raise this guys I don't know man I don't know I don't know no big deal

[06:07:35] he bet to bro two Kings a pair of Kings with a ace high I believe

[06:07:47] Well, I've come this far. It's time to come up painfully short.

[06:07:53] He folded!

[06:07:57] He folded.

[06:08:02] A check.

[06:08:08] Parasubbans.

[06:08:12] Check disc.

[06:08:17] I

[06:08:25] Check

[06:08:34] Six seven six seven I have two pair wait no, I don't I

[06:08:39] I have a pair that's dead.

[06:08:49] I was holding the cards that time.

[06:09:04] God damn it, Tycho, you piece of shit.

[06:09:11] Come on, Ace-2-5.

[06:09:13] Ace-2-5.

[06:09:14] Easy there.

[06:09:15] Don't want to hurt yourself.

[06:09:17] Ace-2-5.

[06:09:18] Oh, let's see the next card.

[06:09:30] Good.

[06:09:42] Why the wow with a pair?

[06:09:45] Two pair, all in.

[06:09:53] Okay, I raise.

[06:10:00] I'm Audi 5000.

[06:10:03] The player wins the head.

[06:10:06] I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it. Alright, alright. Still a win right there. Massive win.

[06:10:11] Massive, massive wealth transfer.

[06:10:15] I'll check

[06:10:27] I'll do a small bet i'll call that

[06:10:35] All right, we have another checking

[06:10:38] We have another two pair. I'm just gonna do another small

[06:10:42] 1500

[06:10:45] Okay, trickling, trickling, trickling into all in hell no.

[06:10:56] I fold.

[06:10:59] The player wins the head.

[06:11:03] Okay.

[06:11:05] Let's do this.

[06:11:08] Yo, what's up with these cans right now?

[06:11:14] 3 of a... 3 of a kind.

[06:11:21] As ship flops go, that one is conclusively shit.

[06:11:25] You mother flutter.

[06:11:26] The balance ahead.

[06:11:27] The blinds on our 700?

[06:11:29] 1400.

[06:11:30] Okay, a check.

[06:11:31] A check.

[06:11:32] A check.

[06:11:33] Okay.

[06:11:34] Okay, I check.

[06:11:39] I check.

[06:11:44] I'm gonna check too.

[06:11:48] I'll bet.

[06:11:50] A pair with a jack as a high card.

[06:11:56] I'm gonna fold.

[06:11:59] Tycho wins the hand.

[06:12:01] I fold too.

[06:12:02] I mean, I win.

[06:12:03] I want to put up that heavy man to hurry up, dude.

[06:12:07] You lost, buddy, you lost.

[06:12:14] Calling.

[06:12:22] Checking is lame.

[06:12:23] Unless you were checked, which I would find amusing.

[06:12:33] I'm betting you can bet I'm out you can bet for I'm out actually fuck you bro fuck

[06:12:49] you man you don't got shit man you don't got shit prove it wait he has a

[06:13:06] He's a king at a four.

[06:13:11] He's gonna win because of the high card.

[06:13:14] Oh my fucking shit.

[06:13:23] Are you kidding me?

[06:13:26] Are you fucking kidding me? He had a full house?

[06:13:36] Oh my god.

[06:13:42] What would Gabe do?

[06:13:43] No, best leave the pants on.

[06:13:46] Raising it up.

[06:13:51] I'm gonna get a repetitive stress injury raking in all these chips.

[06:14:03] Let's see.

[06:14:13] Oi, fuck off, man.

[06:14:20] I don't want this.

[06:14:26] I don't want this.

[06:14:32] I mean we need the blinds to go up higher, like the rate of the blind rate needs to go higher.

[06:14:42] Okay, high raise.

[06:14:46] You went right into a raise?

[06:14:49] I'm gonna call.

[06:14:51] I like mine. I'm gonna call.

[06:15:00] I'm good.

[06:15:02] I'm worried. I'm worried.

[06:15:22] Did he just hit the pause button?

[06:15:24] That flop has saved me some money, with which I will use to pay a sure-handed man to tear

[06:15:31] my hair out in bloody clumps.

[06:15:34] Thank you, thank you, that was scary.

[06:15:38] Oh my god, thank god, holy shit, that was scary.

[06:15:43] Haha, that was a little worrisome.

[06:15:47] Easy there, don't want to hurt yourself.

[06:16:01] This guy always folds.

[06:16:02] I'll pick.

[06:16:03] I'm going to ask this old guy to have his ball on his head.

[06:16:13] Tycho wins the hand.

[06:16:14] Tycho, hurry the fuck up and lose.

[06:16:15] Right into a raise there he doesn't have shit

[06:16:44] Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. Oh, shit. Checking. Oh, shit.

[06:17:02] The player wins the head.

[06:17:16] Okay, okay, okay.

[06:17:21] Let's do this.

[06:17:29] We got a pair.

[06:17:30] We got a pair.

[06:17:31] this I can work with this is this hand worth my coin yeah I'll raise I'll just

[06:17:45] call oh my god oh my god buddy I wasn't shit fuck you let's go let's go

[06:17:55] Come on, bro! Come on!

[06:18:01] Is a four and a king?

[06:18:05] Yeah.

[06:18:07] No.

[06:18:12] What?

[06:18:13] Ah, the player has two pair.

[06:18:16] Taiko has a straight. Taiko wins the head.

[06:18:19] Dude, oh my god, man. He gets a fucking straight.

[06:18:25] Oh my god.

[06:18:33] Raise.

[06:18:44] Let's go.

[06:18:45] Let's go.

[06:18:46] Okay, I checked.

[06:18:56] Check disk.

[06:18:57] I'll win with the jack high.

[06:19:07] I'm out of 5000.

[06:19:10] The player wins the head.

[06:19:13] okay I'm not going anywhere

[06:19:27] am I really gonna win with the lowest pair

[06:19:32] raising it up really I'm going I'm all in

[06:19:42] No no no no no! Let's see motherfucker!

[06:19:45] Na na na, let's see bitch!

[06:19:47] Quick dammit!

[06:19:48] Come on!

[06:19:53] He has an 8 and a 3!

[06:19:54] Fuck!

[06:19:55] No!

[06:19:58] AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[06:20:02] What!

[06:20:03] Is 2 pair?

[06:20:06] Yeah, the player has...

[06:20:08] a pair of 2's.

[06:20:10] Tycho has 2 pair.

[06:20:12] Takeo wins the hand!

[06:20:13] I wasn't holding Pokemon cards over here.

[06:20:17] No!

[06:20:18] Takeo wins the tournament!

[06:20:20] In case you were wondering,

[06:20:21] yes, I am the Quasar Tzatarak.

[06:20:28] Oh my god.

[06:20:30] Oh my god.

[06:20:32] Dude.

[06:20:35] Oh my god.

[06:20:37] oh my god shit are we doing a speedrun of one more speedrun of one more

[06:21:07] My handi, who is your favorite to kill in war?

[06:21:12] In war? Probably those green helmets.

[06:21:16] You know the guys that don't have any cool weapons and gimmicks?

[06:21:19] Coming at discount free pack?

[06:21:21] The kill spy is glorious thing.

[06:21:24] How about you Max? You are a chilling type.

[06:21:27] My favorite enemy?

[06:21:29] That's like asking me to choose between my children.

[06:21:32] children you crack me up little bunny strong bad wings the head

[06:21:41] little bunny so funny little I was capable of

[06:21:50] frustration I take the dealer out into the alley and give him what for let's do

[06:21:56] I'm calling yeah, I like these cars right here. I

[06:22:09] Like this check wow what a move

[06:22:14] Bro, I'm not afflicted by the gamba curse bro. I I'm ascended gambas. All right

[06:22:21] Gamba is for the

[06:22:23] the the low and lightened human

[06:22:30] i like the numbers and the cards

[06:22:35] nah that's the attic i ain't no fucking gamba addict dude i can show you some gamba addicts

[06:22:42] This is where I kick back and relax, ladies.

[06:22:51] I like the cards and the numbers and the RNG.

[06:22:57] I like the mathematics involved and the magic.

[06:23:06] Hell no.

[06:23:08] Taiko has queen high.

[06:23:10] The player has a pair of jacks the player wins the hand anybody can get lucky

[06:23:16] But it takes skill to get lucky like strongman. I go has been eliminated from play defeat is a taste

[06:23:23] I'm not familiar with already out like dude. Okay

[06:23:33] Revenge

[06:23:40] be so weak

[06:23:44] hmm i'm gonna call i'm good

[06:23:53] uh

[06:23:54] my check yo actually yeah there's a flood the flush potential flush potential

[06:23:59] There's a pair on- oh wait a minute.

[06:24:09] Still- still risky business.

[06:24:11] I'm gonna- let's see what happens here.

[06:24:18] I don't think so.

[06:24:22] Okay, that card sucks pretty bad.

[06:24:26] The player wins the head.

[06:24:30] That worked. 9-10. Good, good, good.

[06:24:34] Heavy, stand the match.

[06:24:37] Yuck!

[06:24:40] Oh, oh, check.

[06:24:44] We got a pair. We got a pair on the board.

[06:24:51] I bet. Other than homestarrunner.com, do you have any other favorite websites? Max?

[06:25:02] I've got some favorite sites for laying in wait for criminals and general narrative

[06:25:07] wells around the city, if that's what you're asking.

[06:25:09] I SAID, DO YOU HAVE ANY FAVORITE WEBSITES?

[06:25:13] Now keep distracting him, he keeps- keep distracting him!

[06:25:17] Oh!

[06:25:18] When I'm on the internet, I can't stay away from W-W-W-DOT

[06:25:25] telltalegames.com slash store.

[06:25:30] Yo!

[06:25:34] Isn't Telltale not even a thing anymore?

[06:25:39] Yeah, I don't think that website goes anywhere anymore.

[06:25:43] Oh! You know, these cards actually smell like detritus.

[06:25:47] Okay.

[06:26:05] I would check those cards too.

[06:26:07] Yeah, they're not the people who made this patch a different studio with former tell-tale games people

[06:26:18] Yeah, I agree with that

[06:26:37] Chippa Chippa, I can't crush all of you with these cards. I don't think

[06:26:44] Yeah, I'm holding to I'm all set here

[06:26:55] I can all in and see

[06:27:00] Fuck oh shit, I'm dead

[06:27:07] Yeah, he already won he has a pair and

[06:27:11] Then I have a pair, but it's a shittier pair the player has to pair strong bad heads to pair

[06:27:18] Strong bad wins the hand. Oh man. It feels so much cooler to flip over my cards doing all the big ones

[06:27:27] I gotta go I fucking suck I gotta go what happened here

[06:27:30] Okay, I have time to dig this and leave. I have time. I have time, boys. Hold on. Hold up.

[06:27:51] you'll see I think this will work no it might not work I think there's stone

[06:28:05] everywhere

[06:28:07] Oh shit

[06:28:27] Yeah, it's not deep enough

[06:28:34] Actually maybe

[06:28:37] I might need to make it a little, oh shit, I'll make it, hold on, first let me make an

[06:29:00] initial trench.

[06:29:01] Because I don't even know if this will connect because I think there's a stone underneath

[06:29:12] That's where I'll still go.

[06:29:42] Oh my god.

[06:29:52] This right here might fuck everything up, but I might be able to divert it after.

[06:29:58] Okay, okay, okay, the tr- oh, the water's already flowing, the water's already flowing.

[06:30:07] if this fucking shovel actually aimed at the fucking position you shovel at it

[06:30:15] would be incredible but no then what the fuck fix the fucking shovel I'm gonna

[06:30:30] end up failing because the shovels a piece of shit it's not even it's not

[06:30:33] I'm not even aiming correctly.

[06:30:47] This isn't, uh, it's flowing, it's working, some of these areas.

[06:31:00] It's not looking good.

[06:31:03] Yeah, and I think it's hitting rock, too.

[06:31:08] God damn it.

[06:31:14] Oh yeah, this is rock.

[06:31:18] Dude, it's over, man. It's over. It's over.

[06:31:21] Maybe I diverted enough through this path.

[06:31:24] Does it actually drain?

[06:31:26] Okay, I stop for one flow

[06:31:41] Yes a little bit

[06:31:43] No, what the fuck?

[06:31:56] Dude!

[06:31:58] Shoveled that.

[06:31:59] Buddy, we need a patch right now.

[06:32:02] Wake him up.

[06:32:13] i don't even think it flows past this point

[06:32:21] doesn't even fucking flow past this point

[06:32:30] okay

[06:32:37] I have fixed actually fixed

[06:32:58] Saved it so it flows, but I don't think it's enough

[06:33:07] I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.

[06:34:07] Oh my god, oh my god, maybe, maybe we're going to get a little bit of damage.

[06:34:36] Maybe we're controlling it a decent amount this shit-ass rock. I might be able to divert it here

[06:34:57] Yeah, I got a fully diverted maybe if I make it so

[06:35:36] This thing is still pooling.

[06:36:04] Oh, I hit the edge.

[06:36:34] This might be too much.

[06:36:55] Okay how's the flow?

[06:36:56] Alright I corrected all of this flow.

[06:37:00] The only other thing would be maybe going higher and getting this flow of water to maybe, yeah

[06:37:07] the thing is, can I actually feed it down this path?

[06:37:12] I doubt it.

[06:37:21] It's not enough being fed down there.

[06:37:51] Having the water go up from here is probably better.

[06:38:06] The other thing would be maybe trying the inflatable.

[06:38:11] Let me see if this actually works.

[06:38:27] Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba,

[06:38:37] I don't know where to put this exactly.

[06:38:39] I'm gonna try putting it at the top of the waterfall and see

[06:38:44] There's way less water in the valley though

[06:38:59] I don't think I need to rake it. Yeah, that's all good

[06:39:09] I

[06:39:22] Just pulling a little over there, but it should be fine like it's moving, but I doubt this will work

[06:39:33] I don't even know how this works. You like pump the water and inflate it

[06:39:39] How am I doing this boys?

[06:39:42] How am I doing this?

[06:39:43] Where do I set this up?

[06:39:47] Does this actually make a barrier?

[06:39:50] Like if I do that, will it actually divert it all?

[06:40:05] I don't know if that will fuck it up.

[06:40:11] Well, all we can do is try.

[06:40:21] I'm in a trough.

[06:40:23] Wait, is this inflating?

[06:40:36] Oh shit.

[06:40:38] Oh fuck, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh no no, it didn't, it

[06:40:43] didn't do it correctly.

[06:40:52] There's an attach- there's an inflation point.

[06:40:58] What am I missing here? Why does this seem like it's not working?

[06:41:04] Did I do this last time? What the fuck?

[06:41:09] It inflated.

[06:41:12] It said E to inflate. And you had to connect something to it.

[06:41:16] Pull the E to pick up.

[06:41:26] And then if you press E, it's just picking it up in different spots.

[06:41:29] You know, last time it said E to inflate.

[06:41:39] What do you mean the other side?

[06:42:06] Yeah, you're using the pump hose because it pumps the hose's water into the inflation.

[06:42:19] Oh wait, I just saw it. I just saw it. Maybe I need to aim very directly at it.

[06:42:26] Wait, wait, wait, let me see it, let me see it.

[06:42:36] Literally, it's right there.

[06:43:21] This literally worked last time, I don't know.

[06:43:35] Maybe I first need to I need to do this in steps

[06:43:51] Thing is you have to how the fuck did I do this last time it was so easy

[06:44:05] Okay, whatever.

[06:44:12] I didn't, I didn't change anything.

[06:44:22] I guess just...

[06:44:23] Shit, you guys didn't realize some of these games I play are inherently buggy shits.

[06:44:29] And yes, sometimes it is player error, but many times it's like a scuffed piece of

[06:44:34] software that needs like 20 patches that I'm fighting. Okay? Do you not see the fucking

[06:44:43] E glitching? I think this is inflating. Oh yeah, there it goes. Oh yeah, this is actually

[06:45:03] working very well I think I just fucked it up though okay the good news is this

[06:45:09] does flow into the trench so I actually think that fixed it there's no other

[06:45:16] leakage even the flow out from there is enough oh my god it's not even fully

[06:45:26] inflated I think mission accomplished

[06:45:34] And this thing works really well

[06:45:37] This has to be enough the only thing that is a problem now is I

[06:45:42] Mean once it's inflated

[06:45:44] Why do I need to keep pumping it?

[06:45:47] Because I need to bring this back to the road

[06:45:52] There's got to be like a full point that I can disconnect those. Oh

[06:45:57] Perfect there

[06:46:03] I'm impressed this still hasn't finished.

[06:46:28] Alright, come on bro, this barn needs to start going down.

[06:46:44] Everything is optimized, how is Street 2 still fucked?

[06:46:48] All right, we're gonna hit it with the triple.

[06:46:58] The fucking vacuum, the pump, and the drain.

[06:47:11] Oh my god!

[06:47:41] Brother. I wonder if I should trench this to move this. This right here kind of looks

[06:47:50] like it just dies. I'm gonna fail and it's just gonna all go in down that way. I'm worried.

[06:48:01] I'm worried I'm gonna fuck this up.

[06:48:12] I could make a trench going and then the thing is this is already level ground and this is still feeding in.

[06:48:21] No.

[06:48:23] There is a little bit that... No.

[06:48:27] I can maybe fix this.

[06:48:32] Nooo!

[06:48:39] Fuck!

[06:49:01] of

[06:49:14] oh

[06:49:42] We got a wait minute

[06:49:44] I think the pooling stopped.

[06:50:10] Oh, yeah, the street went down.

[06:50:26] I swear this doesn't do anything, but it looks cool moving the water.

[06:50:29] Other than that, I don't see any- I don't see shit happening here.

[06:50:35] Yeah, that was on there.

[06:50:40] Shit, it caused the medical spot.

[06:50:43] Alright, we're just going to vacuum this here.

[06:50:46] Vacuuming water.

[06:50:51] I know a lot of flows back into the street.

[06:51:15] I don't know if this counts as the street here.

[06:51:18] That is annoying.

[06:51:23] Yeah, I don't think the bar even goes down here, it just looks like it did.

[06:51:26] Oh, yeah, I think I may have fixed it a bit so it doesn't flow as much in.

[06:51:53] Nice!

[06:51:58] Oh dude the border! Nice, okay

[06:52:12] I think I'll just shit over here

[06:52:18] Don't come back don't come back

[06:52:22] Oh shit, it's still flowing into the fucking street, dude.

[06:52:39] Brother.

[06:52:40] Double action, double action.

[06:53:07] We'll have a 24-hour pump running.

[06:53:26] Wait, how is this still pooling here?

[06:53:37] There's no water coming down.

[06:54:07] There's no water coming down from the mountain.

[06:54:13] Oh shit.

[06:54:14] We gotta leave.

[06:54:25] All right, now there's no leaks.

[06:54:51] Let me just clear this part out.

[06:55:17] Yeah, but oh my god, what is this flow dude you pooling shit

[06:55:47] Oh, you know what, I think there's a flow problem right here.

[06:55:55] Yep.

[06:55:59] There we go.

[06:56:01] I may have done it.

[06:56:04] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep.

[06:56:10] Ah, let's see now, that should hopefully do it.

[06:56:28] Oh, that sucked that up very nicely.

[06:56:51] We're caving the waters overflowing it fuck

[06:57:02] Maybe because I was too much water

[06:57:09] That should fix it I don't have any more walls

[06:57:21] Did the flow on this?

[06:57:43] I don't think that's gonna do anything.

[06:57:58] I'm just trying to make it so the water can pool a little bit before it goes.

[06:58:25] Dude, it's literally right up the edge.

[06:58:28] I controlled the flow and we're good.

[06:58:35] From the distance, the mountain doesn't look like it's flowing, but I don't know.

[06:58:41] I think the UI disappeared. I don't mind, but I swear it left.

[06:58:45] Put a bug and leave.

[06:58:46] The water is still moving.

[06:59:00] I don't see anything feeding the water.

[06:59:08] It's all overflowing from here still.

[06:59:10] It's all coming off and hitting the road.

[06:59:14] Oh, is what do we do, man?

[06:59:21] I can't dig any further down.

[06:59:28] If I break this, we're screwed.

[06:59:50] It's all rockier.

[06:59:52] You need to shovel the pipe.

[07:00:17] What happened to the UI?

[07:00:27] I don't know, um...

[07:00:36] Yeah, but I don't know what my, uh, what do you call it is?

[07:00:41] Oh.

[07:00:44] Yeah, it's going down, it's going down!

[07:01:17] You're right. You're right. You're right. You are correct.

[07:01:28] I don't know why I'm flowing down the pipe.

[07:01:47] Sadly, it is still gushing over.

[07:02:02] Now you have to bring your tools and I have one barrier

[07:02:32] Oh my god, please slow in.

[07:02:42] Dude.

[07:02:43] Alright, it's going.

[07:02:48] Alright.

[07:02:49] dude that's going

[07:03:19] Oh my god the street holy shit

[07:03:30] Okay, yes, it was a pain in the ass, but oh my god

[07:03:35] We just have to keep the pump running and then we'll bring another barrier

[07:03:49] Buddy, you're literally up to 99%.

[07:04:07] What?

[07:04:10] Dude!

[07:04:21] You can't even see it!

[07:04:22] It's because it keeps pumping in from, uh, that angle.

[07:04:26] Yeah, this right here, what if I, nah.

[07:04:48] Right there, pull right there.

[07:04:51] Yeah!

[07:04:52] Nice.

[07:04:54] Nice

[07:04:59] What's the next level most of you were home keeping your socks dry plunge your guy was uphill clearing that convenience store

[07:05:10] Maybe I'll play more of this tomorrow just because the water dev insane goaded

[07:05:15] Chat I will see you guys tomorrow best games of sub Sunday drain same poker night

[07:05:21] lost and found Co and I would say that's it. Peregrino was okay. You guys enjoy the

[07:05:30] rest of your night people. GG's all around. I will see you guys. Thank you for

[07:05:43] watching till next time. Thank you guys for chillin. I will see you guys on motherfucking

[07:06:00] in Monday for another one.

[07:06:08] I might take Wednesday off and stream Thursday.

[07:06:11] I might switch it up this week.

[07:06:12] I'm not sure yet.

[07:06:14] You guys are going to have a night till next time.

[07:06:17] Goodbye, Gays.

[07:06:19] And pretty much.

[07:06:25] Pretty much, pretty much.

[07:06:28] Yeah, I'm looking for a song that I cannot find.

[07:06:33] Whee-wee-wee-wee!

[07:06:37] All right, chat, GG, thank you guys for watching.

[07:06:39] I'll see you guys, peace out, people.

[07:06:41] Goodbye, chat.