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SUB SUNDAY VARIRETY NO DESERTS NOI CRIMSON WHATEVER THAT COLOR EVEN IS HERE WE GO VARIETYY BACK ON THE TABLE OH WAIT IT NEVER LEFT HERE WE G

03-22-2026 · 6h 25m

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[00:01:43] People oh seven let us catch me how we get all thumbs up chat. How are you guys doing? What up? What up?
[00:01:50] Sub Sunday sub Sunday. We have made it
[00:01:54] I'm not gonna lie boys. I would play Crimson Desert today. I'm not gonna lie
[00:01:58] I loaded it up on the TV Brian did
[00:02:04] The damn game dude, I don't know what it is bro, I don't know what it is I loaded it up I
[00:02:14] Know I
[00:02:17] Know
[00:02:20] It hit a new peak on steam dude, it's ridiculous. I don't know what's going on with that game
[00:02:26] It's such a weird and love-hate relationship with the game.
[00:02:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's like the exploring is pretty damn fun, you know.
[00:02:46] Do you recommend it now?
[00:02:52] Yes and no.
[00:02:55] It is it is good man, but I feel like it's honestly it depends on the on the gamer I
[00:03:05] Think anyone play in the game. It's a yes or no for literally anyone play in the game
[00:03:09] You either play it and you get it or you don't you know, I think some people it's a it's a deep game
[00:03:17] It's just a different style I
[00:03:19] I don't know. We'll see here. We had how many votes for sub Sunday.
[00:03:28] Yeah, I hadn't seen projectail Mary yet.
[00:03:35] Yeah, we'll see. We had like 800 something votes. Yeah, the story is pretty bad, but
[00:03:53] then like getting the upgrades, the armor looks sick, the exploring is fun and the combat
[00:03:58] is fun. And seeing how much more crazy it gets. My goal is I will judge the game by
[00:04:04] the time I get to the gorilla boss. Okay when I when I get to that judging my character I'll go from there.
[00:04:15] The story is pointless. Yeah.
[00:04:21] Story doesn't get good but improves very slightly.
[00:04:27] It's fun man. It's it got it has some like old mechanics that feel a bit dated but you kind of
[00:04:33] just it grows on you the game honestly grows on you man in a weird way um
[00:04:43] but i don't know bro how does it look on the tv it looks good some of the shots you see like some
[00:04:49] of the some of the fantasy environment shots they pull off in the game are very nice
[00:04:54] Honestly, the game has a weird look where it's like nice looking at times and then sometimes
[00:05:04] just like a muddy mess.
[00:05:08] Like for example, if we were to compare like Ghost of Tsushima, Ghost of Tsushima on the
[00:05:13] TV looks like, honestly even Ghost of Yote.
[00:05:18] If you put that shit on like a 65 inch OLED, god damn.
[00:05:22] Resident Evil, same thing.
[00:05:24] It like translates so well to the big screen.
[00:05:27] This game, not so much.
[00:05:30] It looks good.
[00:05:33] Cause I stream it from my gaming PC.
[00:05:35] So I get like 4K.
[00:05:41] Yeah, it doesn't hit the same,
[00:05:43] but then some shots do look really nice on TV.
[00:05:46] But it's not at the same level of the other two games I just mentioned.
[00:05:52] Ah, yeah, let me see. I don't know. Today's games are a little potato, to say the least.
[00:06:10] So, uh, have you a chance of crimson desert today?
[00:06:15] Have you chance?
[00:06:19] Maybe it was the week of games, bro.
[00:06:21] Maybe it was the week.
[00:06:24] We'll see. We'll see.
[00:06:30] We got some bangers today.
[00:06:33] Um, I'd say,
[00:06:36] I'd say we're at, like, orange.
[00:06:41] I could be wrong, though.
[00:06:44] That's the nice thing.
[00:06:45] It's always an Alt-F4 prediction meter.
[00:06:50] The prediction is orange, but I could be completely wrong.
[00:06:59] But if it does go out the window,
[00:07:01] I will be
[00:07:02] Uh, hitting up, uh, Crimson Desert.
[00:07:08] Yes.
[00:07:10] Hey, y'all, hold on.
[00:07:12] What is after Crimson Desert?
[00:07:16] What is the next big release?
[00:07:21] Now that we are currently living in it, what is the next one after this?
[00:07:26] Fragmata.
[00:07:28] Oh my God.
[00:07:29] I don't care.
[00:07:30] I have no hype for that game.
[00:07:33] I have no hype for that game.
[00:07:36] Honestly, you've been playing the demo.
[00:07:38] Okay, what's after Fragmata?
[00:07:42] I have no hype.
[00:07:46] Bruh, unless Capcom decides to throw the baggerino, I'm good.
[00:07:51] I don't think it's worth playing.
[00:07:54] Saros is next after, okay, oh, and then Lego Batman and then James Bond and then probably Wolverine.
[00:08:03] Jesus Simulator, I already played this bro, unless this is a different one.
[00:08:15] Come on, bruh-day, I played a different Jesus Sim. It comes out tomorrow.
[00:08:24] Why do you need a simulator when you can just...
[00:08:31] Oh, Replace comes out.
[00:08:36] You can just follow in real time the way he lived.
[00:08:41] You don't have to simulate it. You can be it.
[00:08:45] April 14th, 2026.
[00:08:49] 26th.
[00:08:52] true. I meant the values, buddy, the values. Blood of the Don Walker. Blood of the Don Walker
[00:09:11] is going to be a very interesting one. Hi, boys. How many votes do we have here? Hi,
[00:09:16] the forecast is looking heavy on alt f4s and jumping back to the crimson desert save not gonna lie brah
[00:09:26] not gonna lie forza horizon six that's gonna be fun for like two hours unless they have
[00:09:33] something like the annihilator on launch probably two hours oh we had nine hundred eleven votes for
[00:09:41] or subsunday. Last week, 1090. But I pulled it at like 860 something. I pulled it at
[00:09:55] 912. What the fuck? Weird. Let's see here out of how many games do we have? Where's
[00:10:10] There's my, alright there it is.
[00:10:15] We are looking at six games here.
[00:10:21] One of these never downloaded lol.
[00:10:26] One of these never downloaded booty.
[00:10:31] Pocopia dude?
[00:10:35] Dude we've moved on man.
[00:10:38] What are you playing?
[00:10:39] No, Pocopia.
[00:10:43] Never played one, two, three, four.
[00:10:49] Played this, played this.
[00:10:50] We're looking at five world premieres here.
[00:10:53] Five world premieres.
[00:10:58] Orange on the altar, four meter.
[00:11:02] The title is a lie.
[00:11:04] Yeah, it kind of is.
[00:11:05] It kind of is, because there might be some crimson's
[00:11:08] there might be some deserts. Make the sub Sunday votes cost one point. I would have voted, but
[00:11:15] I don't have enough points because of believing. Okay. First of all, ouch. Second of all,
[00:11:30] I don't know what to tell you Matt.
[00:11:31] Is it you know what is it me or maybe maybe you're just bad at believing in the moments. Okay, is it maybe it's you, bro
[00:11:43] You're not doing the math correctly on your potato coins you're believing in the wrong moments
[00:11:51] How is it me if he's bro, there's got to be at least one guy show me the stats
[00:11:58] There's got to be at least one potato coin rich individual who usually votes on the believing side.
[00:12:13] I need to see the ratio there's got to be a believer out there.
[00:12:18] He just knows when to believe.
[00:12:22] Alright, let's get into this first game of Sub-Sunday.
[00:12:27] We get a brand new release coming at us hot never before seen.
[00:12:32] Apparently I played this game before.
[00:12:35] And something tells me I played this on Sub-Sunday.
[00:12:39] When I don't remember.
[00:12:41] But I did.
[00:12:46] Alright, first game.
[00:12:48] I'm sleepy, same.
[00:12:52] First game is no nays.
[00:13:18] medieval resume come on man this game just 1.0
[00:13:32] let's see what we got going on here boys
[00:13:37] oh yeah by the way I forgot bro fortnite tournament winner forgot about
[00:13:46] I forgot that happened yesterday.
[00:13:49] Sheesh.
[00:13:52] Shall we one the tournament?
[00:13:54] Come on, Gifty's in the chat.
[00:13:56] It was a team win, bro.
[00:13:58] Somerset won, okay, bro.
[00:14:01] It was a team effort.
[00:14:08] Yo, some of us have the tank, okay?
[00:14:11] My, I was the tank of the group, okay?
[00:14:13] if I can absorb damage, all right?
[00:14:17] So others can then shoot.
[00:14:27] Okay, whatever bro, whatever dude.
[00:14:33] Right, right, shoot bro, shoot.
[00:14:43] Oh, here we go. Here we go. Hold up. We got it. I got a log in here
[00:14:56] Noob, okay, buddy. Okay, buddy noob with the goddamn win over here, man
[00:15:06] I'm over here holding the trophy this guy over here holding nothing
[00:15:13] you
[00:15:43] All right there we go.
[00:16:01] All right, I think this game is a city builder.
[00:16:05] If I remember correctly.
[00:16:08] Let's see what we have.
[00:16:13] I'm just gonna new game it a new life number of settlers others mods
[00:16:29] Peaceful. Oh, is there a frame cap? Settlement name, um, Lull. What are we doing here? We
[00:16:50] feeling hillside mountain marsh mountain enable twitch integration oh my
[00:17:00] god what's gonna happen brown what's gonna happen here
[00:17:11] Logan. What am I seeing here?
[00:17:22] Each Twitch user that types name in your chat will have their name queued to be assigned to a game being settlers, enemies, NPCs, and animals.
[00:17:32] Okay.
[00:17:34] Um, nope, nope.
[00:17:44] Each Twitch user that uses their period chat will spawn a small animal with their name.
[00:17:50] Each Twitch user, I feel like name is the only one.
[00:17:52] Everything else is annoying.
[00:17:57] Low hillside, map side, let's just go valley, valley is peaceful.
[00:18:03] Wow. Okay. We got some people here. We're gonna need the gameplay tips most likely.
[00:18:20] Bro, my mind over here is trying to figure out Crimson Desert, which is like trying
[00:18:28] drive a weird-ass manual car and now I gotta learn this game come on dude
[00:18:43] oh wait you guys said there is a frame cap right off by the way off okay we got
[00:18:55] people they're all tired settlers are idle all right the first thing you do in
[00:19:04] these games is you always need wood so chop let's go chop that shit let's move
[00:19:15] Let's move
[00:19:18] Winter is coming
[00:19:21] Watered in
[00:19:24] That's actually not bad whoa
[00:19:26] What the hell a prodigy in the making
[00:19:31] That's actually not bad. That's not bad. I wasn't expecting that
[00:19:35] Okay decent decent decent. All right. What are we doing here cup plants fish?
[00:19:40] fish. Is everybody working? Yes, we need a stock file as well. Harvest. Mine. Hunt. Urgent
[00:19:52] Hall. Base. Production. Wooden smart paper. Oh, we can go all out here. Default stock
[00:20:03] Let's make the stockpile right here.
[00:20:10] Let's do it up.
[00:20:12] Niagara Falls Circa 1680.
[00:20:15] True, true, lul, lul.
[00:20:19] You can harvest these as well.
[00:20:23] Everybody right now, it doesn't matter.
[00:20:25] Everybody chop the bamboo wood. Let's move.
[00:20:28] Batula, bro. Batula.
[00:20:31] Okay, actually the animals aren't that bad.
[00:20:33] I'll make it so you guys can be animals.
[00:20:38] All right, there you go.
[00:20:40] Mainly because a lot of you guys spawn
[00:20:43] on whether that means we got food forever.
[00:20:45] We literally have food forever.
[00:20:47] Do you guys all spawn as fucking sheep and shit
[00:20:51] and fucking goats?
[00:20:52] We were literally, the winter is laughable.
[00:20:56] So spawn in, boys.
[00:20:58] Holy shit they're all gathering. Nice.
[00:21:03] New strat. Usually you assign one guy to the woodcutter, the berry picker, you know.
[00:21:15] The guy fucking in the sand pits. No. Everybody does everything together.
[00:21:22] Same activity. Okay, that's annoying actually. I don't even know where you guys are appearing
[00:21:30] Literally no one appeared
[00:21:36] Okay, wait there. Oh, yeah, what the hell? Oh my god, dude
[00:21:42] Okay, wait a minute
[00:21:45] Yeah, we're eating good. Yeah, you guys can stay here
[00:21:52] It's like we moved into their house. Holy shit.
[00:21:56] There's like, it's like the Lion King.
[00:21:59] Wait, hold on dude, what happened?
[00:22:02] Oh my god.
[00:22:05] Yo.
[00:22:10] Okay. Alright, this is fine, this is fine.
[00:22:18] Alright. Wow.
[00:22:22] Yeah, there's a lot dude. There's a lot
[00:22:30] Tata build Noah's arc dude. All right, fine
[00:22:36] This game's crazy
[00:22:39] You guys haven't even dented my FPS noobs not even a dent
[00:22:45] Come on, bro. Even though it says 60, what the heck? Oh, you guys did dent it. Actually
[00:22:55] dent it. Okay. Don't worry guys, we can work around this base. We're building a base.
[00:23:04] Let me sit here.
[00:23:08] Right near the stockpile.
[00:23:11] Yeah, this feature, guys, this feature was literally intended for like the five viewer
[00:23:19] guy, okay?
[00:23:20] Hey, I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to ego you're okay, but this is fricking friendly,
[00:23:25] you're friendly TTV who, you know, Mr. Friendly TTV, okay?
[00:23:33] Oh my god, Lowe! Me and my friends, you guys can be animals!
[00:23:40] God damn!
[00:23:46] I'm more impressed with the game. I'm impressed. You know what? I'm impressed the game hasn't broken.
[00:23:54] Yes, my FPS is no longer with us.
[00:23:57] food reserve on stockpile low bro we got we got we got we got food can we
[00:24:04] actually harvest train slaughter what dude we're good where's the butcher oh
[00:24:14] Oh my god. This is like pay to win. Really?
[00:24:27] Guys, you gotta run. Take control. I'm not even sure if that worked.
[00:24:36] Where is... I probably have to assign one of these dudes. You can give them gear.
[00:24:43] Rolls by the way. Oh my god guys, I can't see
[00:24:49] All right, these are insane rolls that no one needs right now
[00:24:55] How about how about master of butchery dude this guy wants to be a broker we literally don't even have a tent
[00:25:05] What are you talking about?
[00:25:10] Manage
[00:25:12] Uh, self-tend-flee-draft.
[00:25:18] I wonder if they hunt if I have to give them a basic research
[00:25:26] table.
[00:25:27] Oh yeah, wasn't that somewhere here, butchering table?
[00:25:31] Maybe these can be outside.
[00:25:35] All right, hold on.
[00:25:35] Let me see.
[00:25:36] How do you rotate?
[00:25:38] All right, outdoor living.
[00:25:41] empire research table right next to it boom boom all right okay yeah just wait
[00:25:51] for us to figure it out we're gonna learn how to butcher properly and then
[00:25:54] we're good you guys can live here but uh we have to do this oh my god are you
[00:26:05] kidding me who placed this wall dude
[00:26:13] bro who placed this wall
[00:26:18] oh god how do you destroy stuff production do I like click it destroy
[00:26:24] Okay, deconstruct.
[00:26:28] Come on, man.
[00:26:30] Already ruined.
[00:26:36] Alright, no one is dead yet.
[00:26:38] So usually that's a good sign that you're doing good in these type of games.
[00:26:42] There you go.
[00:26:44] Alright, they'll fix it up.
[00:26:48] Although this looks like this is on top.
[00:26:50] As oh my god how many animals are there?
[00:27:04] They're all attracted to this one spot
[00:27:10] Dude
[00:27:15] Wow, oh my god
[00:27:17] I did
[00:27:19] Hey, no animals in the house get out of the house
[00:27:26] He's trying to build there
[00:27:31] Yeah, out of the house
[00:27:40] Has been banging on the same wall and I've been speeding it
[00:27:44] why did that take five years he was
[00:27:51] being on the same part for like an hour
[00:27:53] all right let's see here maybe if I shut
[00:28:00] the user names off I can kind of okay
[00:28:03] wait wait can I build from up here
[00:28:04] oh insane angle insane angle all right
[00:28:09] food reserves are low let's prioritize
[00:28:12] this resources how much wood sticks that's all we have oh we're so dead dude we're
[00:28:23] so dead you don't even start with that many settlers
[00:28:32] constructing constructing constructing everybody is constructing right now
[00:28:38] Do you have that starter stockpile blocked?
[00:28:44] Oh yeah, well we have these.
[00:28:46] It's ale, a lot of this stuff is just true.
[00:28:51] Allow.
[00:28:52] That helps.
[00:28:53] Meal prep.
[00:28:54] helps. Meal prep. Uh, seeds as well. Spears. I guess you can equip a wood step. I don't
[00:29:10] know when. And they can drink a little bit too. It probably gives me everything I need.
[00:29:17] and then they can move it to the stockpile eventually.
[00:29:22] Could just allow everything to.
[00:29:27] All right, this guy's building it up.
[00:29:28] Butchering table, nice.
[00:29:30] What happened?
[00:29:31] That sounded like someone died.
[00:29:32] Settlers are exhausted.
[00:29:35] Yeah, you guys, good luck sleeping.
[00:29:41] Sleeping spots.
[00:29:42] Oh shit, where's the hay at?
[00:29:44] Isn't that like an allow tool?
[00:29:46] Urgent hall, allow.
[00:29:48] Whatever.
[00:29:50] There you guys go.
[00:29:51] You can use everything.
[00:29:54] All right, animals, move!
[00:29:56] We're trying to sleep!
[00:30:01] All right, perfect.
[00:30:02] That one looks messed up.
[00:30:06] Get out of the way, man!
[00:30:08] Build the art?
[00:30:10] Ha ha ha ha ha.
[00:30:13] All right, FPS just tanked even further.
[00:30:21] Yo.
[00:30:26] Running away?
[00:30:27] What happened?
[00:30:30] I see my name.
[00:30:34] I see me.
[00:30:37] Are you all sleeping?
[00:30:39] Dude, it started lagging because everybody started sleeping.
[00:30:45] There's ZZZ's everywhere.
[00:30:50] Oh, okay.
[00:30:59] Aw.
[00:31:05] It's actually kind of cute.
[00:31:06] There's something kind of pe- there's actually kind of peaceful.
[00:31:09] This is peaceful this is nice
[00:31:19] This is not how you're supposed to bring a game
[00:31:23] What are you doing man?
[00:31:29] There it is bro there it is kill us for food don't worry bros who does this guy you know figures it out and 74%
[00:31:39] Give it time, bro. Give it time.
[00:31:45] All right, let's move.
[00:31:48] They must be sleeping. They must have found like a comfy cow to just put their head on that feels like a pillow.
[00:31:54] Until these hay things are made.
[00:31:58] Until the hay beds are made.
[00:32:00] I don't know how to remove this. Oh, there you go.
[00:32:05] Cancel.
[00:32:06] Oh, where are you going? He's looking for a bed.
[00:32:11] What the heck?
[00:32:16] Is he gonna get killed by a cat?
[00:32:21] No way.
[00:32:26] Dude, come back home! He left the resources.
[00:32:33] What is he doing bro? What are you doing?
[00:32:40] He's actually getting killed by a little house cat.
[00:32:51] He's looking for his blanky.
[00:32:55] No way. And the donkey?
[00:32:59] Yeah, that's the worst death a house cat and a donkey
[00:33:14] He's actually gonna die
[00:33:17] Yeah, go pick up the sword or something draft him drafted bro go pick up a sword
[00:33:24] Oh drafting actually I just saved his life
[00:33:34] Life saved
[00:33:37] He's hungry too, there's literally food everywhere now
[00:33:42] The beds can be built if you guys just get the hay and
[00:33:48] Someone just collapsed. Oh these guys are building it now
[00:33:55] All right
[00:33:57] Animals are hungry. What I have to feed them. Where oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait
[00:34:03] These are my animals. I thought they just appear and they're passive
[00:34:11] Oh, they live here now. Yeah, what is this? I
[00:34:17] Thought you guys just appear. Oh my god
[00:34:24] Whoa, I just clicked on a random rat. What the heck? Where was he?
[00:34:35] Walter bull? Oh
[00:34:39] That's so weird. I saw a bull the other day. It was fucking adorable
[00:34:46] Outside randomly, there's a cute little fat rat. I know they don't look like but they don't look like rats
[00:34:54] You're kind of cute.
[00:35:00] Oh my god, he found a bed dude, Wilfred.
[00:35:04] This fucking animal!
[00:35:07] Dude, lore accurate dude, holy shit.
[00:35:15] Dude, there's no way this guy's sleeping through this shit.
[00:35:24] There's no way.
[00:35:37] Not hungry.
[00:35:38] Wow.
[00:35:39] He actually found food.
[00:35:40] Nice, man.
[00:35:42] This is actually hard mode.
[00:35:44] I chose peaceful.
[00:35:45] Whoa.
[00:35:46] Whoa.
[00:35:47] Wow.
[00:35:49] Wow.
[00:35:51] Wow.
[00:36:17] Agriculture. Let's go.
[00:36:23] Don't I have cabbage?
[00:36:27] like how it tells you all right we know how to farm now we need more settlers
[00:36:48] there's more fair later no one's gonna attack us man they're gonna actually we
[00:36:56] We do look like, hey, this looked like, this was probably like Burger King back in the day, okay?
[00:37:02] This shit looked like Burger King, all right?
[00:37:06] Now we need something that looks like a chicken nugget and an actual burger, but back in the day, bro.
[00:37:13] Are you kidding me? That shit is sti- This is like Richard's steak.
[00:37:17] Dude, this is, uh, this is crazy, the hall here?
[00:37:20] A lot of these animals can just eat the cabbage I think yeah if you're planning on playing
[00:37:36] this game this is probably not going to be your experience maybe hunt some of them yes
[00:37:42] Oh, what happened?
[00:37:46] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[00:37:47] I thought the game crashed.
[00:37:50] All right, very nice.
[00:37:53] Wilford, wake up and pick up a shovel.
[00:37:56] Why was the music two seconds long in this game?
[00:37:58] Are you, excuse me?
[00:38:04] Excuse me, hello?
[00:38:08] It's about to crash.
[00:38:10] No!
[00:38:12] Give it a second, give it a second, it will come back.
[00:38:34] Wait
[00:38:44] What did I tell you bro, what did I tell you man some of you guys been opposed the program I was holding
[00:38:53] Okay, we're back
[00:38:55] Zangit the chicken has died
[00:38:57] Wait, what? We have a killer cat in the group just killing the animals.
[00:39:10] Yo, there's somebody killing our livestock.
[00:39:13] But I'm going to start butchering now. Let me see how this works.
[00:39:17] Mark animals for your hunter to target.
[00:39:20] Oh.
[00:39:22] I think it froze again, okay, we hit the peak, we hit the, we hit the limit of animals.
[00:39:46] Yeah, I think we hit the limit.
[00:39:48] No more.
[00:39:52] There has to be a limit setting and there's not.
[00:39:58] If this doesn't unfreeze, next game.
[00:40:03] But a cool game.
[00:40:03] This is a good game.
[00:40:08] It's a good game.
[00:40:16] You got to build houses. You got to take care of your settlers. You need more settlers. You need production on things. You need research to advance your civilization. There's people who attack you. There's bandits.
[00:40:30] You got to put up spike traps. You got to learn more defenses, more offenses. Gear up your men.
[00:40:38] Make sure all the production all the citizens are getting fed it's one of those games
[00:40:43] We just happened to turn on the twitch feature that makes us we have a shit ton of wildlife
[00:40:47] Yeah, this is just actually froze now. It's actually frozen
[00:40:53] Our next game
[00:40:57] It's a cool game like rimworld
[00:41:00] Congratulations, bro. Welcome to video games man. Everybody copies each other's homework
[00:41:04] to a degree and then puts their own spin on it.
[00:41:10] They all have their own handwriting.
[00:41:15] Doesn't mean they're bad, buddy.
[00:41:16] How do we go through this all the time, man?
[00:41:20] There's Timberborn as well,
[00:41:22] but Timberborn's a little different.
[00:41:24] All right, next game.
[00:41:53] game if you're gonna copy an idea make it better um it has really good reviews so
[00:42:01] the people who enjoy the genre accept the game so I mean I don't know what to
[00:42:07] tell you bro I bet most people who play this game have probably played rim
[00:42:15] world. Alright, let's see what we got here. The next game for
[00:42:24] SubSunday we are jumping to is known as Holy the most voted for game of SubSunday
[00:42:51] actually hold up.
[00:43:13] So we have here heavy chance of an all-to-four here. I might cringe too
[00:43:19] hard. But you know what? Let it be. Let it be. Let it be. The next game.
[00:43:49] There's no news
[00:44:12] 20 seconds boys 20 seconds hold up
[00:44:19] 20 seconds, brother.
[00:44:24] 20 seconds, brother.
[00:44:29] The next game is known as...
[00:44:34] The next game is known as...
[00:44:39] The next game is known as...
[00:44:44] Content King.
[00:44:56] Ah, the dream.
[00:45:08] the dream. There it is. new game. Hard core viewers are harder to please. View count constantly
[00:45:30] decreases requiring an urgent search for content. Viewers move on faster and if you're
[00:45:36] A lot gloss from vans is increased dramatically only two moderator slots available. Oh my god
[00:45:51] A casual content grind
[00:45:57] Crazy
[00:46:06] I wish my stream could see it.
[00:46:36] This moment is amazing.
[00:46:39] But I wish our stream could see it.
[00:46:43] Yo!
[00:46:44] This moment is crazy.
[00:46:46] But I wish my stream could see it.
[00:46:49] Oh!
[00:46:50] What if you could capture every moment live on stream
[00:46:53] without having your hands tied?
[00:46:55] Introducing the Sky Synapse, a live streaming drone
[00:46:59] by me, Sky Synapse, with motion detection technology,
[00:47:03] face recognition, built-in Wi-Fi,
[00:47:05] Oh my gosh.
[00:47:06] Oh my gosh.
[00:47:07] 4K 60 FPS with negative latency, with the sky synapse live streaming drone.
[00:47:13] Every moment is opportunity.
[00:47:15] Every moment is an opportunity.
[00:47:17] Every moment is an opportunity.
[00:47:20] Actually a good idea.
[00:47:25] Hold on, hold on.
[00:47:33] Actually coming soon.
[00:47:34] I'm gonna have an Elgato logo on it.
[00:47:54] Chat is you!
[00:47:59] Chat, P.O.V.
[00:48:04] What the heck, bro?
[00:48:23] You're now live.
[00:48:24] Welcome to your life as a streamer, a dead one currently.
[00:48:27] It's your mission to gain viewers and climb the ranks of this true world.
[00:48:30] go find some content gambling and viewbot fund.
[00:48:37] Damn, bro.
[00:48:41] Donate what you think we should do.
[00:48:44] True, true, sometimes you just gotta talk to yourself and pretend there's viewers.
[00:48:49] You already figured it out and then somehow people are like who is this fucking crazy
[00:48:55] guy talking to himself.
[00:48:57] Then there you go plus one
[00:49:03] Next thing you know boom boom
[00:49:09] All right
[00:49:12] Bro gambling and viewbot fund bro the viewbot fund, you know, it's fucking weird
[00:49:17] The viewbot fund sounds like it's so normalized, but it's sad
[00:49:23] All the OG streamers now, okay all the OG streamers now
[00:49:27] It's sad because this normalizes it which means a lot of people have done it
[00:49:35] So then it's like ha ha ha ha lol, you know what I mean?
[00:49:40] They make it like ha ha ha
[00:49:44] But it's like yikes
[00:49:48] Motherfucker no can no fucking view bots who the fuck this is all El natural bitch
[00:49:57] but when you normalize it you know some of those people do it but it's like ha ha
[00:50:02] even though they've done it I don't got a fucking copper anything it's the truth
[00:50:08] you can't take that away from me yeah you guys are the motherfuckers are doing
[00:50:13] shit like that mom this is what all the cool kids do now it's not about
[00:50:21] phones. It's about drones. Next thing you notice with your phone that turns into a drone and
[00:50:29] then turns back into a phone. Oh my god, you know what they're going to do? They're going
[00:50:34] to make it so you can have your phone and then you attach it to the drone so your phone
[00:50:40] can fly as a phone-drone hybrid.
[00:50:45] Oh, fuck.
[00:50:49] I don't know how the fuck it would work.
[00:50:51] Uh, what the fuck, mom?
[00:50:52] It's for streaming.
[00:50:54] I told you already, I'm gonna be a streamer.
[00:50:58] Kaden, you know I don't understand
[00:51:00] whenever you talk about the streaming thing.
[00:51:05] Have you started your college applications yet?
[00:51:08] I told you already mom. I'm not going to college. That's just a waste of time. Oh
[00:51:14] My little pookie bear. We've saved up for you since you were little
[00:51:18] You mean my dad did you didn't do shit all you did was sit down to child support. I'm gonna make millions on my own
[00:51:27] That's quite mean Kaden. I ain't cap and mom everything we have is because of dad's money
[00:51:33] if you weren't so broke, maybe he would have stayed when I was born.
[00:51:41] Yo!
[00:51:42] Brentley, this is quite enough.
[00:51:44] I think you should apologize.
[00:51:49] Yeah, anyone here grow up in this household?
[00:51:55] What would you do here?
[00:51:56] One or two?
[00:51:57] Looking back.
[00:51:58] There's a lot of boomers here.
[00:51:59] Looking back.
[00:52:00] There's a lot of growing that has been done I think.
[00:52:04] What would your response be now?
[00:52:07] You choose!
[00:52:08] Motherfucker, I am okay bro.
[00:52:14] Double down, two equals content?
[00:52:17] Oh really?
[00:52:22] You know what, I bet if I apologize, it's gonna give up one.
[00:52:26] My bad.
[00:52:28] All gay your dialogue tries to throw up the game can sometimes reward you with yours or pun
[00:52:33] You know what fuck this game. I'm gonna aim for zero
[00:52:37] Is it wrong recording us to and then realize it's pointless and then actually go to college
[00:52:44] Nope, this is I'm gonna go the real real stream everything. They said to make documentaries about me on God
[00:52:53] We're gonna go there or go the real realm
[00:52:58] fine content around the house all right I'm gonna make a sandwich oh yeah the
[00:53:08] fridge has been broken man oh cooking stream of course first tell social media
[00:53:15] what you were gonna cook
[00:53:18] I want to cook some filet mignon. I don't know how to spell it lol.
[00:53:26] Filet mignon?
[00:53:36] Crazy!
[00:53:40] Oh my god, holy shit bro. One guy.
[00:53:44] He'll talk, bro. He's just watching. He's just watching. Okay.
[00:53:52] Oh, fish content. Fish content. No. Fuck, this house sucks.
[00:53:57] How many stream snipers? Stream the Paul Blake? Okay, I'm gonna
[00:54:03] get banned for this, but whatever. The fuck is this lag, bro? Yo, SkySynapse,
[00:54:09] Make sure you get my reaction and shit.
[00:54:16] Oh my god.
[00:54:19] Oh my god.
[00:54:21] Drink the water with a fork.
[00:54:25] True.
[00:54:28] First health source we're going to do.
[00:54:31] Oh, whoops.
[00:54:33] Wait, really?
[00:54:35] Really?
[00:54:36] There it is. We're back. We're back. The true struggle. Alright, well, he's gonna come
[00:54:50] back. He's gonna come back.
[00:55:01] No one, alright he just did that because he wanted to, no one saw that.
[00:55:06] Eat the fish, alright now the desperation settles in.
[00:55:16] Oh my god, they saw it just in time.
[00:55:19] You also gain notoriety, certain choices may increase or decrease your notoriety.
[00:55:24] If you reach max notoriety you will be suspended from streaming.
[00:55:28] Bro, getting banned in the streaming world is like when a rapper gets shot, same thing.
[00:55:35] Makes you more popular.
[00:55:37] It's the dumbassery double negative of streaming.
[00:55:41] But where the huzz at?
[00:55:46] You just got your first toxic donation and chat message.
[00:55:50] NPC biolog, NPC face!
[00:55:54] PC brain oh my god those fucking mean manage moderators a sign up to three mods
[00:56:04] alright hold on auto mod alright I just gotta add him alright here we go that's
[00:56:15] That's enough content for the day.
[00:56:17] Jack, gay son or a thought daughter?
[00:56:20] What?
[00:56:22] Save and sleep.
[00:56:27] The zoomer life.
[00:56:33] Excessive caps.
[00:56:35] Maybe filtered.
[00:56:39] I like how this pulses here.
[00:56:41] All right, let's see what's mom doing.
[00:56:44] I'm leaving.
[00:56:51] Bro, in a weird way, this is how GTA 6 is gonna be,
[00:56:54] but it's gonna be more cooler, cause you're like, older.
[00:56:57] So you're like, hip with social media.
[00:57:00] It's not...
[00:57:02] It's gonna be like the mature version.
[00:57:05] Oh my god, how many likes did you get?
[00:57:07] Oh shit, that's fire!
[00:57:09] Oh, now let's go to Charlie's house!
[00:57:11] Oh shit, that's lit!
[00:57:14] It's gonna be like that but like imagine they're like this kid's like plus 15
[00:57:23] You're definitely gonna have to collect social followers in the new GTA
[00:57:29] You guarantee way. Is that the new streaming drone you bought one? I
[00:57:36] Did yes, hell yeah, bro. I'm a streamer now. I'm okay a content God, too. You're about to hear my name everywhere
[00:57:43] Yeah, I started streaming too how you're a ghost to me, but all my viewers are just brought trying to get me to fucking gamble
[00:57:50] Oh my god
[00:57:53] Ask him about his stream ask him to follow you. Hey man. It was my idea first to stream bro. What the hell dude?
[00:58:01] You might throw me a follow bro. I made a new channel to really solidify my brand. It's kidding Brent Lee now
[00:58:08] Dude ain't no way you got the full government name. You're gonna get Docs man open the stream just now
[00:58:13] Let's see what you got.
[00:58:14] Dude, you're a fucking dead streamer!
[00:58:17] How much did you spend for that drone?
[00:58:18] No one's even watching you!
[00:58:20] Wow, okay, bro!
[00:58:22] Fuck you, bro.
[00:58:23] My stream was just having connection issues and shit.
[00:58:27] That isn't my real viewer count.
[00:58:28] I'm not a fucking dead streamer!
[00:58:30] Yeah!
[00:58:32] That's cap, bro, but I'm still rooting for you.
[00:58:34] You gotta have at least 100 viewers if we're gonna smash any huzz at Twinscon this weekend.
[00:58:38] What the fuck?
[00:58:40] Bet, dude.
[00:58:41] I've been looking forward to the Con all year.
[00:58:43] I'm gonna hit a hundred easy then we'll head out some good. Yeah, man
[00:58:46] Come back when you don't know and we can take my dad's whip. I'll wait here. Oh
[00:58:50] My god
[00:58:57] Insane this is a bro. This is this is the new gen formed
[00:59:02] Oh yeah, we got a skateboard. Why does this game randomly, like, actually not bad?
[00:59:12] I forget to follow, Chut.
[00:59:20] This has some of the origin story. Some origin story mixed in with the actual normalcy of your
[00:59:26] regular like kid growing up wanting to be a content creator it's more like a mix
[00:59:31] get a peak of a hundred viewers leave with Gerard to twinge con
[00:59:38] let's see here who's this guy
[00:59:42] got an AX scope on my M416
[00:59:45] yo what's good mr Connolly what up man
[00:59:50] what are you doing here Caden shouldn't you be in school
[00:59:53] Nah, it's summer break, and I'm starting my new life as a streamer slash content creator.
[00:59:59] Any content around here?
[01:00:00] You're looking for what?
[01:00:02] I don't understand what you're saying, Caden.
[01:00:06] Basically I'm an influencer trying to find the most clippable content from my sub-a-thon,
[01:00:10] lack risen up huzz, guunible content, or some local Kenyuan Lee brain rot, you know?
[01:00:16] What the hell are you saying, Caden?
[01:00:18] Is there anything going on around the neighborhood?
[01:00:20] Yeah.
[01:00:21] My wife.
[01:00:22] She's going around real good caught her having an affair with a neighbor recently. Oh, she told me she ain't stop it
[01:00:30] What the hell bro?
[01:00:33] Intrigued disgusted. What the hell is this?
[01:00:37] The content. No, she down for a collab. I'm thinking about branching out to do an adult content, too
[01:00:45] Jesus Christ, Kaden. That's inappropriate. Also, are you 17? You can't be saying shit like that
[01:00:51] Apologize, double down.
[01:00:55] The thing is, if you apologize, you can't go less than zero.
[01:00:59] But I have to gain to progress the quest.
[01:01:03] This is a double negative. Doing this stupid shit gets you more viewers.
[01:01:08] Wait, it all makes sense.
[01:01:11] Hey, if I'm 17, she's 17. You know what I'm saying?
[01:01:14] Ohhhh!
[01:01:16] You kids these days are sick.
[01:01:18] But not as sick as her, I guess.
[01:01:21] LIKE THAT DUMB! LIKE THAT DUMB!
[01:01:30] That's cap, bro. There's always something you can do. Come on, you should be pissed.
[01:01:36] Yeah, I guess I am angry. She can't do that to me. Fuck her.
[01:01:40] Give her advice, give her advice.
[01:01:43] Wait, somebody left!
[01:01:44] Someone else already got that handled, bro. Maybe if you weren't such a beta and did something about it, she'd actually love you.
[01:01:52] NPC streamer behavior non-stop.
[01:01:55] I need some proof first that she's cheating.
[01:01:58] If I'm gonna come out on top in a divorce, I don't got any currently.
[01:02:02] Off her head.
[01:02:03] Oh, I'll find her. If you can tell me where she is,
[01:02:05] my new streamer drone gonna catch that bitch red-handed in 4k.
[01:02:09] I don't know where the fuck she's at though.
[01:02:11] I didn't see who the guy was before he hopped out our window.
[01:02:14] I just know it's someone in this neighborhood.
[01:02:16] Maybe you could go look through some mailboxes for clues.
[01:02:19] Choose to send me love letters back when she loved me. Oh my god, Mr. Conley
[01:02:27] Mr. Mick Conley? Oh no, Mr. Conley. Ah, we gotta find his wife.
[01:02:36] Oh, this is a nice neighborhood, man.
[01:02:41] Hey, yo, Audemann.
[01:02:45] This house is this. Oh.
[01:02:49] cookies and I don't want to hear about Jesus go away oh my god I get it
[01:02:59] Lodz you and we can make content out of the trash. Really. Wow. Chat do I got aura?
[01:03:19] Come on man.
[01:03:24] Chat chat.
[01:03:28] You know what?
[01:03:30] We're here now.
[01:03:31] I'm glad I didn't have to be a little fuck to get viewers.
[01:03:36] Feels good.
[01:03:38] Feels good man.
[01:03:42] Feels good.
[01:03:47] Yeah, but it was controlled in digital environments.
[01:03:59] Alright.
[01:04:02] I your what?
[01:04:04] I.
[01:04:05] I who?
[01:04:06] Fuck Kaden Frontly donated one dollar I hope twinge bans shit I missed it what I who?
[01:04:15] I just ran over your dog with my car.
[01:04:17] Sorry, bro.
[01:04:19] What?
[01:04:20] How did you run him over?
[01:04:21] What the fuck?
[01:04:24] Hello?
[01:04:25] I'm on my way home now.
[01:04:26] Is Kroffi dead?
[01:04:27] How did this happen?
[01:04:31] I gotta say, man, that did a good job.
[01:04:32] This game reminds me of like a weird bully.
[01:04:34] Fuck yo shit.
[01:04:36] It's like a weird satirical, obviously,
[01:04:39] I'm streaming, but with some, with like a bully style,
[01:04:44] with like a little postal too sure
[01:04:46] hello
[01:04:48] hey I have a delivery here
[01:04:50] yeah it's actually like well I
[01:04:52] I don't remember ordering anything, what is it?
[01:04:54] I got a huge order of birth control and condoms here
[01:04:58] here tonight about to be a movie it seems
[01:05:00] what the hell?
[01:05:02] that isn't mine
[01:05:03] Amanda, digger, butt down here
[01:05:05] now, what earth are you ordering
[01:05:07] and what is it for?
[01:05:09] Hey, who's this guy right here?
[01:05:15] Can I check the mail here?
[01:05:21] Foresterile pirate?
[01:05:22] Maybe.
[01:05:23] I could get that stuff in the middle of the night.
[01:05:26] Uh...
[01:05:27] What you looking at?
[01:05:28] Don't you see all this stuff outside that guy's house?
[01:05:32] It's just sitting there.
[01:05:34] What the fuck?
[01:05:36] The hoarder house?
[01:05:37] Are you just going to look at it?
[01:05:40] Well, yeah. Just leave me alone, kid.
[01:05:44] Encourage stealing?
[01:05:46] You could probably lift some of it, bruh. No one's going to notice one thing missing.
[01:05:51] Hmm, maybe you're right. I'm sweating again.
[01:05:55] What the fuck?
[01:05:57] Alright, I just go ahead and stick all this shit. Oh wait, you can save. I can sleep here.
[01:06:07] You can see who the voice actor is on the bottom left. Oh really?
[01:06:11] Yeah, do I- Bruh, do you live here?
[01:06:13] Yeah, I live here, but I don't think I can take it anymore. My dad just keeps collecting more stuff. He hasn't thrown anything away in three years.
[01:06:24] A hoarder?
[01:06:25] Damn, if I can be the first to make a low-cal video about this shithole, I can make bank!
[01:06:29] I don't know what to do. It's gotten so bad.
[01:06:33] I have to climb through the windows to get inside.
[01:06:36] My dad just feeds me spoiled freezer dinners.
[01:06:40] Can I do anything to help? This would probably make some good Hopecore content.
[01:06:44] You could try to talk to my dad and convince him somehow to stop.
[01:06:48] I'm sure your livestream or whatever would get a kick out of him.
[01:06:52] Can you help me throw away that trash in the back porch first?
[01:06:55] I'm sick of looking at it.
[01:06:57] If you clear it, you can get in through the back door.
[01:07:00] Alright, I'll talk to them and clean up that thing.
[01:07:04] Oh, God.
[01:07:06] Wow.
[01:07:08] Alright, gotta investigate more mailboxes. Whoops.
[01:07:12] Let me go back and get one of the ones over here.
[01:07:15] I-I probably actually am fine, but let me just see here.
[01:07:19] I doubt it's nearby for this.
[01:07:21] Jack, make sure to keep a tab open for me.
[01:07:24] Wailaboo-fee.
[01:07:26] Yeah, what we listening to I'm like what you say address your chat asking them aggressively
[01:07:32] But are you deaf? I can make you famous, but you're missing out on a huge networking opportunity. What song you listening to?
[01:07:39] Leave me alone
[01:07:40] You're the streamer equivalent of co-worker music. It's just a question relax, bro
[01:07:46] No, that's the song name. Oh
[01:07:49] What's your body count? What dude? I'm just trying to take a walk. I'm putting my headphones back on
[01:07:55] That is a stream didn't you hear me earlier you're live right now on my channel Kaden Brentley
[01:07:59] I got five hundred viewers watching wait really? I'm a pull of your stream. Hold on just wait here
[01:08:07] At least it's a nice
[01:08:17] Let's do we got here get through the junk I
[01:08:21] Gotta do this fast people are leaving
[01:08:23] I got to work fast am I gonna do this what the heck
[01:08:33] Now how the hell am I getting through all this?
[01:08:47] It's actually kind of working
[01:08:53] chat am i based on cringe?
[01:09:17] almost almost
[01:09:22] Alright, we're in.
[01:09:25] We're in.
[01:09:26] What the fuck?
[01:09:26] Wait, what?
[01:09:28] Confront marks dead inside.
[01:09:30] How do I get inside?
[01:09:37] What the hell, man?
[01:09:38] I guess the front door?
[01:09:43] I trapped the window.
[01:09:46] Oh, yeah, actually can go through here.
[01:09:48] Oh, I know you can.
[01:09:50] What the fuck?
[01:09:50] Why wasn't I able to go in there?
[01:09:57] We had to clear more of it.
[01:10:06] I moved this in the way.
[01:10:12] Guys, don't leave!
[01:10:16] Chat, anyone goonin' right now?
[01:10:18] What the hell have you been throwing out my things did Halal Abbey send you
[01:10:25] No fucking way ass man mold he'd been living in this dump the whole time. Aren't you a multimillionaire? Oh my god
[01:10:33] Hey, are you a fucking idiot? I asked you what the hell you were doing?
[01:10:39] Bro, there's a fucking cockroach on you. Why are you so unbothered right now?
[01:10:43] dude why are you so concerned with my life you a woke SJW or something see
[01:10:50] guys the wolves are trying to control us with their female main protagonists what
[01:10:55] who the fuck are you even talking to anyway stop messing with my stuff I
[01:11:00] need all of that I can use those dead animals for a new alarm clock get out
[01:11:06] Wow. Or the Horde!
[01:11:24] I gotta check all these. I gotta find some content.
[01:11:28] Oh yeah, I can get rid of Audemaud.
[01:11:36] Hello, I'm with the Mormon School of Soaking and Torticracking.
[01:11:39] Do you have time to talk about your faith today?
[01:11:42] Uh, I already go to church. I ain't interested. Sorry.
[01:11:48] If you don't listen, I'm gonna tell God personally to send you to hell.
[01:11:51] He and I are chill like that.
[01:11:53] What? Oh gosh, I don't want to go to hell.
[01:11:57] Okay, what do I need to do our lord says the path to redemption is to follow kaden brentley on twinge
[01:12:03] This is the only way to salvation
[01:12:06] Huh, let's say it's funny. Get off my property
[01:12:10] All right, let's see here
[01:12:12] You look like you're never gonna make it left my ass off dead streamer. Yo
[01:12:34] All right, let's see you can grab I missed a sheesh
[01:12:37] Yeah, look at this mess out, freak.
[01:12:39] Why she got the zoomies?
[01:12:41] Because I need some more coffee.
[01:12:43] Do you know where I can get some coffee?
[01:12:45] I don't know how I got here.
[01:12:47] Sure, I know a place.
[01:12:49] Oh, please, where?
[01:12:51] Tell me where.
[01:12:53] Red Grilled Burgers has some coffee, probably.
[01:12:55] They ban me from every one of their stores.
[01:12:57] How'd you get banned?
[01:12:59] How do you even get banned from a fast food joint?
[01:13:01] Someone got my order wrong, so I yelled at them.
[01:13:03] I don't know where I can get some coffee.
[01:13:05] I'm going to order wrong so I yelled at them.
[01:13:08] Wade, you're that crazy lady on Slip Slop who crashed out
[01:13:11] and started attacking a cashier.
[01:13:13] Joe, I'm your biggest fan, little sis.
[01:13:16] So do you know anywhere else in this coffee?
[01:13:19] I'm crashing hard right now.
[01:13:21] Mm, there's a coffee shop.
[01:13:23] You're a lifesaver.
[01:13:24] Thanks so much.
[01:13:26] Yeah, I need to get to a moth.
[01:13:27] Oh, there's a moderator thing right here.
[01:13:30] Let's see.
[01:13:33] Why does he keep flying?
[01:13:34] Managed unmod a modulus chat
[01:13:38] Let's see total mod strictness total mod damage control total mod helpfulness
[01:13:46] Based
[01:13:48] You probably need
[01:13:51] Mod helpfulness
[01:13:53] Or something
[01:13:58] Man you're two months overdue on rent no more warnings you're being evicted
[01:14:04] You won't give me a live asshole wait there you'll be chasing lead from your ass to your
[01:14:16] mouth fucker oh shit chat this bitch is crazy you know we got any mods in chat
[01:14:25] Oh wait, that was the same guy from earlier, right?
[01:14:35] Oh, the food hub's over here.
[01:14:39] I gotta figure out, uh, I need proof.
[01:14:43] I need proof here.
[01:14:44] I need to find, uh, the mailbox.
[01:14:46] Hello?
[01:14:47] Hey, I got your, uh, blood or eats order here.
[01:14:50] Um, my wife must have ordered something.
[01:14:53] What's the order?
[01:14:54] The Dr. Yeast Burger. You guys are fans?
[01:14:57] Uh, I don't know.
[01:14:59] Honey, did you order some Yeast?
[01:15:02] No, I'm not making for the new attraction.
[01:15:05] It's Denise.
[01:15:06] Oh my God.
[01:15:08] I gotta go.
[01:15:09] Oh no.
[01:15:12] Yeah, this game is pretty funny.
[01:15:15] Um...
[01:15:18] The yellow car house, like down the street.
[01:15:24] Yeah, what happens if I get suspended?
[01:15:32] What's your body count?
[01:15:33] If I actually get suspended, what happens?
[01:15:36] Do my viewers go up?
[01:15:38] Hello?
[01:15:39] Hello.
[01:15:40] This is Sergeant Brentley of the United States Marine Corps.
[01:15:43] Do not come to the door.
[01:15:44] This is a matter of life and death.
[01:15:46] The Marine Corps?
[01:15:47] What's happening?
[01:15:49] There's a nuclear attack coming from Canada.
[01:15:53] You need you to shelter inside immediately
[01:15:58] No all this damage for 40 viewers
[01:16:09] Let's move let's move red grilled burgers game
[01:16:15] Maplewood market. Let's go to game slap
[01:16:17] Last person has a quest hey, what you guys doing quick smoke sash dude you buying or not?
[01:16:27] Oh, yeah, bro
[01:16:30] Can I just get a hit bro? I want to make sure I'm buying that good shit
[01:16:35] Oh, I only sell good shit, but you're gonna have to chief on this
[01:16:40] Pretending you know what he's saying
[01:16:42] Yeah, bro. I'm gonna bounce on that J mad hard fucking smoke a fat dumpy for real
[01:16:47] I can tell you've never smoked that green before
[01:16:51] Say you have it say you have
[01:16:54] What bro? Why does that smoke before I ain't a virgin trust me?
[01:17:01] Sure, bro take a hit then big guy
[01:17:05] Wait the notoriety
[01:17:08] Sir sure right now. What's up to your back against 10 from high school? Oh, yeah that one. All right. This one's for you
[01:17:15] Anything for views
[01:17:17] Oh shit, he hit it! Dude that was me that weed!
[01:17:21] Okay.
[01:17:22] What the fuck? Dude, did you lace that shit? Am I gonna fucking die?
[01:17:27] Oh my god.
[01:17:28] Oh god, if I die, give my stream to my friend Gerard.
[01:17:32] Oh no dude, it was just some shitty shake mixed with some oregano.
[01:17:38] Come on man, go with it.
[01:17:41] Oh shit, okay, I feel it. That was some good shit.
[01:17:45] You know funny little dude, we were gonna graffiti maplewood market, but we just want to chill now since you're cool
[01:17:51] You can have the spray paint though
[01:17:54] Okay, sick bro. Thanks. This will town finna know my name. Oh
[01:18:03] I got banned no
[01:18:07] Oh, it's just minus six. All right nice
[01:18:10] All right
[01:18:12] We don't need moderators
[01:18:15] Wait tag artists increased viewer game from spray painting
[01:18:21] All right, I have no matters
[01:18:27] My room
[01:18:34] Why is my notoriety doing this is my house
[01:18:37] This is my damn house. I skate down the stairs. Try and get in the car with me!
[01:18:50] Parents hate you.
[01:18:57] Oh wait, was it this guy's house here?
[01:19:01] Chat ego son or ego daughter.
[01:19:04] We continue this game another time.
[01:19:09] It's pretty quick.
[01:19:10] Wait, really?
[01:19:11] Is it a short game?
[01:19:12] It's like a good satirical game.
[01:19:19] It's like well made.
[01:19:20] Nah.
[01:19:21] I found her yet.
[01:19:22] Where's she again?
[01:19:23] It's like actually good.
[01:19:24] Not sure which motherfucker she's cheating on me with.
[01:19:27] Maybe you could look in some mailbox for clues.
[01:19:30] Yo, thank you for the dollar asshole.
[01:19:33] Oh, okay, bro.
[01:19:36] I suppose...
[01:19:37] Is the stream scuffed?
[01:19:41] Report back.
[01:19:42] Dude, you can just walk down the street and talk to his wife.
[01:19:47] What do you want? What do I have to do this?
[01:19:50] I'm actually going... Okay.
[01:19:54] Just sit in there.
[01:19:55] Oh my God! How did you get in here?
[01:19:58] Holy fuck, chat. We're gonna be at the top of Shreddit.
[01:20:01] Clip this shit.
[01:20:04] What the fuck are you filming us?
[01:20:07] Keep streaming?
[01:20:09] Anything for views?
[01:20:10] Hell yeah, I am. You're live for the whole world right now.
[01:20:13] No! What the fuck? Who are you?
[01:20:15] This isn't worth it. How many views?
[01:20:18] I'm Caden, but what really matters is who you are. You're Mrs. Connolly, right?
[01:20:23] Damn, it stinks in here.
[01:20:25] Oh my god, my husband sent you? Fuck! Delete that recording right now!
[01:20:29] Looks like I got what I need don't worry I won't blue ball you bro keep
[01:20:35] pulping. Dude how many views? That was fucking terrible.
[01:20:46] Jack can you post my stream on Shreddit? Yo what's good Mr. Connolly? Wait go
[01:20:52] back what? You see my fucking wife? I'm fucking ready man I'm gonna divorce her.
[01:20:59] I
[01:21:01] Found her ask where to find her I caught her she's not gonna believe the footage I got
[01:21:06] It was like some behind-the-scenes of Mrs. Connolly's gang bang adventure 3. I
[01:21:12] Don't want to hear it fucking tell me you got proof of it
[01:21:16] Yeah, here. I'll give you the Bob link. Let's do a watch party of it. I want to get a live reaction from you I
[01:21:24] Don't think so I'm gonna get a lawyer and be done all this and her
[01:21:29] I get it
[01:21:31] Anything else you know that I could stream that shit was good-ass content
[01:21:41] Why don't you find out what mr. Dempsey is doing next door?
[01:21:44] Yeah, I never fucking see him leave this house other than to bring back a bunch of weird shit whips fucking chains
[01:21:51] Sodomy of some sort I reckon you're literally falling off in real time. He's probably a gooner, man. My chat's full of them
[01:21:59] Yep.
[01:22:25] Alright.
[01:22:26] See if Mr. Dempsey next door has Pontine.
[01:22:29] Hahahaha!
[01:22:32] Yo, anyone wants to talk to me?
[01:22:33] Will you stop dem-see?
[01:22:35] My mom asked if you have any content.
[01:22:40] All right son, take out the trash.
[01:22:42] All right, I need the trash and shovel the- shovel the driveway.
[01:22:45] All right? Well you can screen it.
[01:22:48] If I catch you snooping around my house, you're gonna regret it.
[01:22:52] see mr. Dempsey next to it what the fuck is mr. Dempsey bro was that not next door was
[01:22:58] that not damn see what if I catch you snooping around I gotta go in the backyard should I
[01:23:07] save the blood what's this you're crying in what sounds like muffled yelling looks
[01:23:17] like we're going in. Yeah last time it wasn't worth it. Oh there's literally a
[01:23:26] tool shed right here. Mod helpfulness, mod damage, total mod
[01:23:32] When did I add another mod?
[01:23:36] Convenient lockpicking kit?
[01:23:41] Alright.
[01:23:42] Whoa!
[01:23:46] Anything for content?
[01:23:52] Hey! What have you seen, huh? How did you get in here? Come here!
[01:23:55] Uh...
[01:23:56] Don't touch me, Pito. You're on stream.
[01:23:59] Get the fuck out of here kid before you regret it
[01:24:08] But that was just bad timing and you're actually supposed to
[01:24:15] You need to scream Academy
[01:24:21] We need to go we need to go
[01:24:25] The hell was that sound
[01:24:27] How the fuck do you keep getting in here? Get out!
[01:24:31] Yeah, can you crouch in this shit bag and get in a crash?
[01:24:41] Can you not sneak?
[01:24:43] Motherfucker, does it look like Assassin's Creed?
[01:24:48] Am I a dead streamer, guys?
[01:24:57] What was that sound?
[01:24:59] Are you kidding me, bro?
[01:25:01] As soon as I walk in here, he instantly goes.
[01:25:05] I think I need to kite him as soon as I make sound.
[01:25:13] There it is.
[01:25:15] Oh my god.
[01:25:19] What the hell?
[01:25:21] Please, no more.
[01:25:23] Just kill me already.
[01:25:25] Oh my god. Anything for views?
[01:25:28] Yo, holy shit, that's a clip! Clip this, guys!
[01:25:33] Oh my god.
[01:25:35] Oh my god. Who is that?
[01:25:38] Really?
[01:25:39] I'm Caden Brentley. You're on stream right now, by the way, so don't say nothing bad.
[01:25:45] Oh my god, where is he? Please help me. He's in the kitchen.
[01:25:49] Come on, Max.
[01:25:51] Tell him you'll save him. Tell him you'll save him.
[01:25:55] I don't know about that, dude.
[01:26:00] Y'all, no worries. I'll get you out of here, because I want to help out the less fortunate.
[01:26:05] I learned that word from Kai's Synapse. He'd been reading and shit.
[01:26:08] What? Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Please. Just on time.
[01:26:15] What? Oh, okay. Sure.
[01:26:19] Who? Why are you down here?
[01:26:21] The fucking crazy fuck who was the dungeon? Who do you think you need to help us?
[01:26:31] Oh my god, chat what do I do here? I don't know what to do man.
[01:26:36] Do we correct him?
[01:26:39] When you mean us, I'm not locked here. I can leave whenever I want.
[01:26:44] There's a man in the other room behind you. I think he's been here since before me.
[01:26:51] Oh my god.
[01:26:52] Tell him they're not there anymore. Tell him he's imagining things.
[01:26:55] I don't- I actually didn't get the full...
[01:26:58] I think he might be right.
[01:27:02] Huh, whoever he is, he's not there anymore.
[01:27:04] Probably dead and chopped into pieces.
[01:27:06] Did you know chopped also means cut up? I just learned that.
[01:27:09] Oh really?
[01:27:10] God, holy fuck, fuck.
[01:27:12] We have to get out of here.
[01:27:14] How did you find me anyway?
[01:27:18] Mr. Connolly?
[01:27:19] Lucky?
[01:27:20] Luck?
[01:27:21] It was luck.
[01:27:23] But it came from Mr. Connolly.
[01:27:25] Mr. Connolly next door told me to find content here.
[01:27:28] Mods, keep a shout out to Mr. Connolly.
[01:27:30] Make sure to follow him, Jatt.
[01:27:35] Please just help me call the police.
[01:27:39] I don't want to die.
[01:27:43] Call the police, keep using him as content.
[01:27:45] Yeah, I'll call him right now.
[01:27:48] So what's it been like down here?
[01:27:50] You got a zero or I just wanted you to know refunding this by the way.
[01:27:55] Wow.
[01:27:56] He's sick.
[01:27:57] He's a sick fuck.
[01:27:59] He tortures us in every way imaginable with fucking rusty tools.
[01:28:04] Oh god.
[01:28:05] Just please get help.
[01:28:07] Damn, can you come closer to the bars?
[01:28:10] I want to make sure Chad can see the wounds clearly.
[01:28:12] Chad, can you see that?
[01:28:14] Dude.
[01:28:15] Please.
[01:28:16] I'm so fucking scared.
[01:28:17] please get me out of here before he comes back down do you think you can
[01:28:23] come on my podcast to talk about this whole experience I think we could make
[01:28:26] it like a whole series maybe please why haven't you called for help yet okay
[01:28:33] one sec I just want to give chat a tour real quick
[01:28:40] oh my god it just gives you a look at this keep going chat vote for which one
[01:28:46] you think he got tortured with yeah mr. Dempsey is kind of a freak though on
[01:28:49] god how many viewers was that okay okay I'm calling can you show me out when
[01:29:02] they get here though and tell your friends Katie and Brentley say I'm
[01:29:05] always live Jesus Christ yes please fucking hurry all right we did it
[01:29:12] West ended no this is all big misunderstanding i want my lawyers i've never seen this man in my life get your hands off of me
[01:29:19] i don't even know who this kid is get your hands off my penis
[01:29:23] bro anything for content 61
[01:29:29] it's like plus five on him
[01:29:37] what are my mods doing right now what's going on here
[01:29:40] 420, I don't think this was worth it. No mods. Modless.
[01:29:47] Alright, let's go to Game Slop.
[01:29:54] Zero mods, eventually we'll get mods.
[01:30:01] Alright, Game Slop. Chat, am I a beta?
[01:30:08] There's like 50 clones of you on Flick and give up bro.
[01:30:13] No!
[01:30:16] Game Slop!
[01:30:20] I wonder if everyone will show up to my D&D game later.
[01:30:24] Greetings, welcome to Game Slop, looking for a specific title today?
[01:30:30] Yo Brooke, can you tell me a follow? Name's Kaden Brentley.
[01:30:34] Sure, let me sign into my shredded account real quick.
[01:30:39] What subs do you post in?
[01:30:41] Oh my god.
[01:30:42] Bro, what the fuck are you talking about?
[01:30:44] I meant on twinge.
[01:30:45] Don't tell me you're an LSF frog.
[01:30:48] Ah, my mistake.
[01:30:51] Sorry, I don't partake in the screaming world.
[01:30:54] I keep it old school, only forums and discussion posts for me.
[01:31:02] I want to know what a dweeb like you is into. What do you think is the best game?
[01:31:09] Well, that one is easy. Elder Circle without a doubt is the greatest game of all time.
[01:31:17] I'm gonna agree. Plus one, I'm gonna agree.
[01:31:20] Yeah, that's what I heard too, bruh. Elder Circle is gas. Oh shit, I just got viewers.
[01:31:25] Chow Chat, I love Elder Circle.
[01:31:28] Exactly, your chat knows culture it seems.
[01:31:34] How cultured are you is the question.
[01:31:37] Let me ask you, what game do you think is the greatest?
[01:31:42] Dude, it's going to be three, but it could be two, but I feel like it's three, but two
[01:31:48] is more relevant.
[01:31:51] Or the plus one viewer.
[01:31:54] Three?
[01:31:56] Two is a closer hit.
[01:31:57] is still ahead. Two is more. Uh, let's just go with three.
[01:32:07] Uh, Bolding mate's three, bro. Legendary sex scenes in that one.
[01:32:12] Interesting choice. We'll see what your chat thinks of that decision.
[01:32:18] Wow.
[01:32:20] Oh, shit, what am I doing here, Gamble?
[01:32:31] Come on, man.
[01:32:34] Why?
[01:32:35] Managed moderators?
[01:32:36] What's up?
[01:32:37] What you playing?
[01:32:38] I'm not playing a game.
[01:32:40] I'm making money.
[01:32:41] My RNG is trash, though.
[01:32:43] Hell yeah, bro.
[01:32:45] What are we gambling on?
[01:32:47] No.
[01:32:48] I'm not gambling on stack. I'm trading game slop stock
[01:32:52] You sound like you know what you're doing got any tips, bro
[01:32:56] Yeah, just buy game slop and hodl, bro. Don't listen to anybody tells you it's gonna crash
[01:33:00] We're going to the moon dude. I don't have the money to buy a whole story. Yes. It was like maybe when I was like a while ago
[01:33:10] That is all information
[01:33:12] Welcome to Game Slop, the greatest game employer in all of the Shadow World.
[01:33:17] Would you be interested in browsing my wares of pure darkness and sinister selections?
[01:33:22] Sure bro, what games you got?
[01:33:26] Ah, many in our collection will be traveler.
[01:33:28] I must ask, what poison are you in the mood to imbibe today?
[01:33:32] A shooter? An MMO? A Souls-like?
[01:33:37] I want something fresh like my fit, bruh. Give me something new.
[01:33:42] I'd recommend you check out the AI generated game section clear to me or expediter 33 is our latest addition
[01:33:50] What the fuck are you talking about just check it out?
[01:33:53] No, dei in it, which means it's good and it was made with AI which removes human inefficiencies and mistakes
[01:34:01] So you telling me I can just shut my brain off and turn out content no minus two
[01:34:06] That's fucking fire. I gotta get into this AI shit
[01:34:08] Hmm, not quite you have to be quite the expert in engineering to harness this power
[01:34:14] What kind of engineer are you?
[01:34:16] Engineer prompts. I've spent countless hours writing the perfect sentence to produce my AI films
[01:34:21] I still few humans could even dream of having
[01:34:27] Wow
[01:34:29] If we insult them do we get a viewer you sound like a fucking AI, bro
[01:34:33] I am not you sound like AI
[01:34:36] I don't know if I've found it like AI.
[01:34:41] Jack, what should we do?
[01:34:49] No, you sound like AI.
[01:34:51] Mr. Sprinkler's lock!
[01:34:54] Yeah, let's get some food.
[01:34:57] Maybe I can like, just like drink all the ketchup or eat someone's burger for content.
[01:35:04] Oh damn!
[01:35:10] Yo, bro, you look like a streamer, I know on a completely unrelated note you want to play a game of would you rather? Sure
[01:35:18] Why not?
[01:35:20] Okay, go ahead. Ask me one. What aren't you supposed to ask me the questions? No, bro
[01:35:25] I'm just kidding. Okay, so go ahead. I'm gonna lock in. Okay. Let me think
[01:35:30] Bone in or bone less
[01:35:34] Bonin.
[01:35:37] Bonin, bruh. I'm a real eater.
[01:35:40] What? Okay, um, sweet potato fries or french fries?
[01:35:45] Sweet potato fries aren't bad, okay? They're not bad.
[01:35:48] Obviously, they're french fries.
[01:35:50] Regular fries, bruh. Anyone who says sweet potato is caffin.
[01:35:54] Fucking nasty.
[01:35:55] They're not that bad, man. They're not that bad.
[01:35:57] Sweet potatoes are actually delicious.
[01:35:59] Lose your eyesight or lose your hearing.
[01:36:02] Oh!
[01:36:08] Hearing.
[01:36:09] Who's my hearing, bro?
[01:36:10] Anything worth hearing is coming out of my mouth anyway.
[01:36:13] Love but poor or rich but no one likes you.
[01:36:18] I love the book poor rich but no one likes you.
[01:36:22] I'll just be the next elon okay last one kill yourself to save the world or kill the world
[01:36:38] to save yourself save myself duh if I died my sub-a-thon would end plus one here great
[01:36:45] What? That wasn't a plus one?
[01:36:48] That wasn't a plus one?
[01:36:54] What?
[01:37:04] Wait, suspension imminent!
[01:37:12] Dude, I'm gonna be suspended.
[01:37:15] So I can't get banned for talking to you, right?
[01:37:17] I'm on thin ice with staff recently.
[01:37:19] I don't know.
[01:37:21] Anyway, can you help me read the menu?
[01:37:24] If I help him, does my notoriety go down?
[01:37:27] No, it's fine.
[01:37:28] What do you feel like eating?
[01:37:30] Maybe a burger?
[01:37:32] Okay, sure.
[01:37:33] That sounds good.
[01:37:33] Is that what you want?
[01:37:35] Maybe not.
[01:37:36] What?
[01:37:37] I might have set my stomach.
[01:37:38] What else then?
[01:37:39] They also got fries here.
[01:37:41] You want that?
[01:37:42] Maybe, maybe.
[01:37:43] Dude people are leaving
[01:37:52] What is the point of this?
[01:38:05] What?!
[01:38:09] Dude, wow
[01:38:13] I'm over here trying to log in on these other trash stools
[01:38:25] I was being nice that was just bad time
[01:38:38] Yeah, it's just they count down to the inevitable anyways
[01:38:43] When I
[01:38:51] Throw me a follow chat
[01:38:54] What do you mean man? This is like the new generation of streamers. This is how they look at this shit now
[01:39:00] So much it's like formed into some amalgamation of who knows what
[01:39:09] You mean man
[01:39:13] like we when we streamed it was different and then like the kids growing up the kids growing
[01:39:29] up morphed it into a different direction I would say like the the IRL angle actually
[01:39:38] Reformed the outward view of the streamer.
[01:39:46] This is all like this generation of IRL streamers normalizing, watching streamers and then growing
[01:39:52] up and then doing it.
[01:39:54] It's like kind of the generation after we started, so it's different.
[01:39:58] Can I do anything here?
[01:40:02] Yes.
[01:40:03] Hey Shoddy, you looking mad good.
[01:40:06] Want to say hi to my stream?
[01:40:08] You're a bit young to be talking to me like that.
[01:40:10] Are you filming a video or something?
[01:40:12] Nah, I'm just looking for content.
[01:40:14] You got any-
[01:40:15] Yeah.
[01:40:16] You should do one of those videos where you pay for people's groceries, starting with mine.
[01:40:22] I think she's pawning me.
[01:40:26] Man, I would, but I already gave all my money to homeless people.
[01:40:31] I got $35 in the viewbot fund!
[01:40:34] And then
[01:40:37] Yikes hello, how are you today? Hope you're having a great day shopping at food hub your neighborhood source for all the best ingredients
[01:40:48] Oh, these are Bob breasts the birds you tweaking mule bro. I
[01:40:55] Need at least two two at least to hide myself
[01:40:59] self what I was just looking for content but I think even you're too much for me
[01:41:04] can you buy me them too okay yeah good content why not just get two of whatever
[01:41:10] you're talking about and meet me at the registers later are you actually okay
[01:41:15] here we go here we go we need three other people
[01:41:21] Nope, no more notoriety, it got us only so far, it got us off the initial burst.
[01:41:32] Wait, offer to pay?
[01:41:38] Oh, anybody?
[01:41:39] Oh, I thought they needed an exclamation point on their head.
[01:41:42] I think I'm just part of the quest.
[01:41:45] Yo, Winter Soldier, I'm buying everyone's groceries in the store today.
[01:41:48] Meet me up front later and I got you.
[01:41:50] Ooh, that's terrific! God bless you, citizen!
[01:41:54] What the hell?
[01:41:55] Hello?
[01:41:57] Yo, I'm buying everyone's groceries in the store today. Meet me up front later, and I got you.
[01:42:02] Oh my gosh, that's so nice of you. I've been struggling a bit with buying organic because of the upcharge, but now I can eat healthy.
[01:42:10] My doctor says I should lay off the process of food, you know?
[01:42:13] And of course to incorporate less sugar in my diet. It's such a struggle having to manage that when I love snacking so much, you know
[01:42:20] Bro, my chat is falling asleep. Please stop your yapping
[01:42:25] Okay, I'll just meet you up there when I'm ready
[01:42:37] Yes
[01:42:39] Yo, I'm buying everyone's groceries in the store today.
[01:42:42] Maybe I'll front later and I got you.
[01:42:44] Oh my god.
[01:42:46] I knew today would be a good day.
[01:42:48] My family and I have been struggling with food ever since I went out of business.
[01:42:51] Wait, what?
[01:42:52] Thank you so much.
[01:42:53] 35 years.
[01:42:54] Okay.
[01:42:55] Who asked?
[01:42:56] Dude, what happened man?
[01:42:57] I need a few bottles.
[01:43:00] Yo!
[01:43:01] What the hell bro?
[01:43:03] Can you open it if you ever need me?
[01:43:06] You object, talk to a food orchestra and announce you're ready to pay.
[01:43:12] I'm ready bro!
[01:43:14] What happened dude, no!
[01:43:16] Hello, how are you today?
[01:43:18] Yo, can I make an announcement on the intercom? I'm gonna pay for everyone's groceries today.
[01:43:23] Oh, that's so nice of you.
[01:43:25] Oh, hallucinate and low view count.
[01:43:27] Low sanity.
[01:43:31] Do we prank them and then get a viewership boost?
[01:43:34] Hey, can everyone come to the front so I can pay for y'all's BBLs?
[01:43:39] Heh heh, guess what? I ain't paying for your shit, you baited losers!
[01:43:43] Wow.
[01:43:46] Yeah, how do I get my sanity back up? Do I have to eat?
[01:43:50] Shit, I can't leave!
[01:43:54] Shit!
[01:44:04] Oh, no.
[01:44:07] Any Twitch staff in chat right now?
[01:44:12] The manager's now content?
[01:44:14] Dude.
[01:44:15] Oh, yeah, no, no, buddy.
[01:44:17] Hello!
[01:44:18] Hope you're having a great day.
[01:44:20] What, am I in trouble or something?
[01:44:23] Oh, absolutely not.
[01:44:26] We've been watching you carefully since you entered our store.
[01:44:29] And I think we'd both highly benefit from a temporary partnership.
[01:44:32] Oh, yo, the sponsor.
[01:44:34] How would you help me if you've been watching me? You know, I'm a content god, bro
[01:44:38] I don't need any help have you spoken to Martin recently our little neighbor over Maplewood market
[01:44:44] No, but get to the point, bro
[01:44:46] I'm losing viewers talking to you you see our partners have been hoping to expand this lot into a mall for a while now
[01:44:54] And the owner of our neighbor grocery store Maplewood market. He's bitterly stubborn. Oh
[01:45:01] Okay, go on
[01:45:04] If you help us, we can help you. We have a rather large advertising budget.
[01:45:09] We could promote your channel both locally and nationally. The benefits would be instant.
[01:45:15] And you can't sell out at 40 viewers, man. You can't do that.
[01:45:20] What do you want me to do? Oh, it's really quite simple.
[01:45:25] Maplewood Market seems to already be such an unsafe shopping environment.
[01:45:30] They're pipes burst just two weeks ago for some reason.
[01:45:32] bro I don't know what the fuck your normie corny ass yappin means stop
[01:45:37] talking like an NPC oh my god my sanity
[01:45:41] unfortunate if someone slipped and fell over there you know we love our
[01:45:45] neighbors that Maplewood market and we would hate to see them sued but I bet
[01:45:49] there'd be a lot of viewers in it for you if something so awful happened over
[01:45:53] there and you streamed it and don't forget the support we give you
[01:45:59] chat what do we what do you think you're what do we do here I need oh okay the
[01:46:05] chat is actually affecting my sanity the mean people in the chat hey fuck it dude
[01:46:10] content is content I'm in terrific your career is gonna thank you for this fuck
[01:46:18] Mabel wood
[01:46:25] Shit I do need a my alpha
[01:46:28] Hey, man, you're stream-looking dad. You need a view about cheap I sell
[01:46:33] Hey, fuck it dude. I need to speed this shit up 50 bucks
[01:46:38] Shit man. Hey, man, you need
[01:46:41] No, I don't I don't mods equal sanity
[01:46:45] Let me get in there maybe get like a couple of mods or something
[01:46:57] Let me see if it regions or something
[01:47:02] Trickness boring ass streamers bro. I add one mod or something
[01:47:08] Sanity 1.15
[01:47:10] helpfulness chat what do you guys think I should do here there you go double mod it
[01:47:20] might be too much I'm actually at 76 stop yourself wait what even is this
[01:47:38] right now. I don't know what that was. That was sudden.
[01:47:55] Yo, this is the guy they're trying to sabotage. She has nothing.
[01:48:02] Hi welcome in it feels like a great day today. I really hope it continues going that way
[01:48:11] Oh, no
[01:48:13] Hi welcome in
[01:48:16] Anything for content
[01:48:19] How do we sabotage
[01:48:25] Are you gonna sabotage this guy?
[01:48:32] Put Rami in the produce.
[01:48:42] Your chat room strictness caused viewership loss.
[01:48:46] No!
[01:48:47] Wait, did I do it?
[01:48:49] Sabotage?
[01:48:50] Oh, there we go.
[01:48:51] Maro stopped any attempt to sabotage the store while he's in it, you need to get
[01:48:55] rid of him somehow.
[01:48:58] There might be something around here to do.
[01:49:05] Let me get you to leave.
[01:49:11] Oh.
[01:49:12] Someone outside is trying to steal your whip, I think.
[01:49:16] I think it might be one of those food hub guys.
[01:49:19] What?
[01:49:20] Those food hub bastards?
[01:49:22] Wait.
[01:49:23] I didn't try to work.
[01:49:26] Very funny.
[01:49:27] Oh my God.
[01:49:28] That'd be good.
[01:49:30] Come on man, that'd be good dude, okay, okay.
[01:49:39] Hello! Hope you're having a good day.
[01:49:42] Oh my god, there was an accident near my house.
[01:49:44] There was a woman being taken to the hospital,
[01:49:46] and she kept screaming,
[01:49:47] please call my husband Martin at Maplewood.
[01:49:50] What? No, oh my god, is she okay?
[01:49:53] Um, I don't know, yes?
[01:49:55] Yeah, she's okay man,
[01:49:56] Just a sprained ankle or some shit.
[01:49:58] Oh, God.
[01:50:00] Oh, well, that's not too bad.
[01:50:03] You think you can watch this story while I go see her in the hospital?
[01:50:06] I got you, dude. Take your time.
[01:50:10] There he goes.
[01:50:14] Oh my God, he teleported.
[01:50:21] We need some meat first.
[01:50:24] Oh my god, what happened?
[01:50:29] Oh.
[01:50:30] Ah!
[01:50:31] My, my back!
[01:50:32] You, you are not fit to run a store.
[01:50:36] Sue, I'm gonna sue the heck out of you.
[01:50:45] Wow.
[01:50:46] Well damn.
[01:50:47] wow well damn yeah it was my sanity actually going uh
[01:50:56] we're at 81
[01:51:01] maybe i got one sleep at my house
[01:51:12] you go sleep tag the truck true
[01:51:17] I
[01:51:24] My mom yeah, my notoriety goes up. I'm gonna go sleep. Who's this guy? What up little bro?
[01:51:31] Dripped out rando
[01:51:33] You got that shit on you, bro. How fire is that fit chat? Thanks little bro
[01:51:41] Yeah, but how about this streaming drone though, I just bought it
[01:51:47] Can I shut myself out?
[01:51:48] Sure, why not?
[01:51:50] Yo, follow me at um...
[01:51:52] ...f-uh...
[01:51:53] Shit, I forgot my username, it's uh...
[01:51:56] Oh, I'll let him, I'll let him, bruh, I'll let him.
[01:51:58] Yo, I got it.
[01:52:00] What?
[01:52:00] Follow me at EmoteFroggy on Twins!
[01:52:03] Are you serious?
[01:52:04] Goofy ass username, ain't nobody following that shit.
[01:52:07] What the fuck, bruh?
[01:52:09] I thought you were cool.
[01:52:12] Okay...
[01:52:16] Goofy ass!
[01:52:17] I'm going home. I'm going to bed.
[01:52:26] I'm going to bed.
[01:52:33] This channel is stuck in the gutter.
[01:52:37] Don't worry guys. I'm about to sleep. It's going to be insane content, dude.
[01:52:42] My sanity went up
[01:52:45] Yo, it's gonna be sick. You're gonna be honest. You can be sleep. It's gonna be awesome. I'll even unmoderate the chat
[01:52:53] It's so cool
[01:53:04] All right, oh my god 77 I ain't stopping
[01:53:10] All summer. Streaming all summer.
[01:53:14] I take this every day?
[01:53:18] Yeah.
[01:53:22] Alright, we gotta find
[01:53:26] some more of the last couple of views here.
[01:53:30] Talk to the manager?
[01:53:34] I already get a plus eight from that.
[01:53:38] Uh-oh.
[01:53:39] Oh, shit, am I stuck?
[01:53:45] What's in here?
[01:53:50] Are you just going here, community manager?
[01:53:58] I know.
[01:53:59] Is there something wrong with the TV out there again?
[01:54:02] Yo, bruh, sick stash.
[01:54:03] You just need some sunglasses, then you're ready to cheat on your wife.
[01:54:06] Huh?
[01:54:07] Was that a compliment or an insult?
[01:54:09] A compliment, bro. With a mustache like that, you're ready to get all the minors.
[01:54:13] What do you talk about? Anyways, do you need help with anything?
[01:54:18] What can I do here?
[01:54:19] I do have something you could do, actually.
[01:54:21] Some guy has been harassing us constantly.
[01:54:24] Would you tell him to stop? He runs an outdoor store next to us.
[01:54:27] Bro, who do you think I am, your personal messenger?
[01:54:31] Because I am. I'll talk to him.
[01:54:33] Let me see this way
[01:54:42] I don't know this is gonna these missions give you viewers more how you interact with them
[01:54:48] What you listen into on your radio
[01:54:52] It's the data wars podcast and doors by president cletus-cornwood himself if you're still listening to mainstream media
[01:54:58] Sorry to say you've got your head under the sand
[01:55:01] This guy donates every day and he says the same thing.
[01:55:04] What's so great about data wars then?
[01:55:06] Well, I'll bet you didn't know the North Koreans were planning to invade us.
[01:55:10] They're watching us right now as we speak.
[01:55:12] They better be watching me.
[01:55:14] I ain't streaming for nothing.
[01:55:16] Yo, what up to my Korean viewers?
[01:55:18] They are not your friends.
[01:55:20] They are spies who once you did.
[01:55:22] Like, them people at the community center...
[01:55:24] Is that true?
[01:55:26] You're telling me that the people at the community center are Korean spies?
[01:55:30] spies. I told them to quit pointing their cameras at me, but they just lied and told
[01:55:35] me it was harmless surveillance. Don't believe me? Go talk to them and you'll see they're
[01:55:39] spies. Sure, why not. Content is content. Oh, Sierra voice acted him? Oh. Chat, make
[01:55:47] sure to join the discord. Red grilled burgers. I could go eat some more burgers. We're
[01:55:55] almost there I still have low sanity man
[01:56:06] oh no more no more community center
[01:56:13] yeah the lower left corner shows here yeah I'm not in this game now question the
[01:56:21] Community Center employees return to the outdoor stores.
[01:56:24] I'm still hallucinating, Matt.
[01:56:26] Oh, there's two people in here.
[01:56:33] Yeah, I think I just need mods for this.
[01:56:36] Hello, welcome to Maplewood Community Center.
[01:56:39] Do you need any help?
[01:56:40] You can help my stream out.
[01:56:41] People love couples content.
[01:56:43] Yo, mods, change my title to Live with an Asian Batty.
[01:56:47] Oh, no, you look like you're still in high school.
[01:56:50] and also I'm married.
[01:56:52] Do you actually need help with anything?
[01:56:54] Yo, so I'm trying to learn about the world and shit.
[01:56:56] Where you from?
[01:56:57] Oh, well, I was born here.
[01:56:59] But my parents are from the Philippines.
[01:57:00] That's a funny question, though.
[01:57:02] Is there any other reason you're asking?
[01:57:04] That dude running the outdoor store thinks you guys are Korean spies.
[01:57:07] That true?
[01:57:08] Yeah, plus one, minus one.
[01:57:10] That's so typical of him.
[01:57:11] He has been harassing us for a while now
[01:57:13] about our cameras and just our general presence.
[01:57:15] I think he's just racist.
[01:57:17] No, as I told you, I'm not Korean.
[01:57:20] And I'm dead meat on the spot, don't listen to that nut job.
[01:57:25] Who's this guy?
[01:57:26] Hey! Welcome to Maplewood Community Center.
[01:57:28] Do you have any question about our upcoming events?
[01:57:31] Do you have any advice?
[01:57:32] Yo bro, just letting you know, you're wasting this place.
[01:57:35] This will make a sick stream in-house.
[01:57:37] Ooh, or a casino.
[01:57:38] That's actually a pretty good idea.
[01:57:40] We could host some community gaming parties.
[01:57:43] You're interesting and volunteer-
[01:57:45] Dude!
[01:57:46] Bro, I got a whole ass sub-a-thon to do.
[01:57:48] Why you asking me to volunteer?
[01:57:49] Oh, man!
[01:57:51] Oh, wait, I didn't even question him. Whoops.
[01:57:53] Yo, can I do a bet with-
[01:57:55] Sure! You're on!
[01:57:57] Everyone always gets this wrong.
[01:57:59] Alright, you're Korean.
[01:58:01] I bet you're Korean.
[01:58:03] You're Korean.
[01:58:05] You're Korean.
[01:58:07] You're Korean.
[01:58:09] You're Korean.
[01:58:11] You're Korean.
[01:58:13] You're Korean.
[01:58:15] You're Korean.
[01:58:17] All right, you're Korean.
[01:58:18] I bet you're Korean.
[01:58:20] I'm all right.
[01:58:20] Good guess.
[01:58:22] But no, I'm from Myanmar.
[01:58:23] Bro, you're just making up names.
[01:58:25] Anyway, you got it wrong.
[01:58:27] So you owe me five bucks now.
[01:58:30] Oh.
[01:58:36] Fine.
[01:58:41] All right, bro, I got you.
[01:58:44] Thanks, bro.
[01:58:45] Anyway, let me know if you need anything else or
[01:58:48] Yo 83 peak
[01:58:56] We need uh, there's one more person around here that we need to interrogate
[01:59:02] The community center employees would you he counting can I enter? No, that doesn't make sense
[01:59:09] I need mods
[01:59:15] Hey kiddo.
[01:59:17] Yo, quick question for you.
[01:59:19] You wouldn't happen to be Korean, would you?
[01:59:21] That's pretty good.
[01:59:23] I'm half Tibetan and half Korean actually.
[01:59:27] Okay?
[01:59:28] Aha!
[01:59:29] The dude from the outdoor store was right.
[01:59:31] You're a North Korean spy.
[01:59:33] That man sent you here?
[01:59:35] You've been accusing us of spying on him for ages.
[01:59:38] As if we will care about watching some racist asshole.
[01:59:41] And also,
[01:59:42] 50% Korean part is 100% South. My mom is from Seoul.
[01:59:48] Bro, I don't understand what the hell you're saying. I ain't good at math.
[01:59:51] If there's nothing else, I need to get back to work.
[01:59:54] Feel free to enjoy the amenities here though.
[01:59:58] Wow. Okay.
[02:00:01] I
[02:00:05] Man man man man man
[02:00:08] Howdy you check out those Koreans at community center yet they spy I think they
[02:00:14] Yo, bro, I went over there and talked to them turns out
[02:00:19] Is this a plus one viewer they're all Korean you were right bra they're all North Korean oh
[02:00:26] Christ I knew it. We have to figure out what they're up to you. Otherwise. We're dead
[02:00:31] They might be playing in an attack as we speak holy shit. How do we stop them?
[02:00:35] We need to play their game. We need Intel go over there and search through their documents computers
[02:00:41] Whatever we need to see what they're doing. All right, bro. I'll check it out
[02:00:45] If you're right, maybe we can do a collab with data wars. That'd be content
[02:00:50] Wow
[02:00:52] Number one espionage streamer and a
[02:00:55] Hey!
[02:00:56] Yo, chat, what should we look?
[02:00:59] I just see a bunch of boring ass folders.
[02:01:02] Bruh, this guy had a twinge open on the job.
[02:01:05] And he was watching Digimane.
[02:01:06] What a fucking simp.
[02:01:08] Holy shit, look at this folder chat.
[02:01:10] Top secret, do not open.
[02:01:12] These gotta be the secret plans.
[02:01:14] Yo, how much?
[02:01:15] How many views?
[02:01:16] Which file you guys think it is?
[02:01:18] Bruh, what the fuck is this?
[02:01:20] Why he got Asian rabbit X-Vods downloaded on his work computer?
[02:01:24] I don't know tell Justin this dude's sort of going in in the maple with community center
[02:01:30] Oh my god, let's turn to outdoor
[02:01:34] Stop yourself before you crash out
[02:01:42] I was failed at one
[02:01:46] I was due
[02:01:49] You find anything on our communists computers yet there, bro. I looked through their computers
[02:01:53] You'll never guess what I found. I found orders from their supreme leader of Tim Kardashian or whatever about their plans to destroy America
[02:02:01] They're gonna start with your shop
[02:02:05] It all makes sense
[02:02:07] Ali Johnson was right about everything. That's it. We're putting an end to this go over there knock out those cameras
[02:02:14] Can I shoot the cameras with those guns on the wall instead? Those skins look expensive?
[02:02:18] I've lent you one kid, but I need to stock as many as I can for the impending war guns are not for sale anymore
[02:02:25] Okay, fine. I'll take out the cameras chat. No snitching. I
[02:02:30] Guess the viewers are locked in here break the cameras
[02:02:37] All pointed in the same direction
[02:02:39] What the hell is going on here? What happened to our camera?
[02:02:46] Bruh, the nut job from the outdoor store shot him out.
[02:02:50] Hell yeah.
[02:02:51] You. I should have known this was you. For the last time, stop harassing us you racist
[02:02:56] imbecile.
[02:02:57] Imbe what? Stop speaking that foreign language. This is America. That's what you get for
[02:03:02] filming porno of me.
[02:03:03] Hey, hey, hell yeah, brother.
[02:03:05] We're not filming anything. You're fucking crazy.
[02:03:08] Crazy you want to see crazy? I'll show you crazy. You goddamn commies
[02:03:18] Oh my god USA USA
[02:03:26] I was just doing the quest I don't do shit. Oh wait plus six nice
[02:03:33] Boys I need mods man. I need mods
[02:03:36] We're gonna lose some, but I'm about to lose my mind.
[02:03:43] Come closer, child.
[02:03:49] Let me see into your third eye.
[02:03:52] I see.
[02:03:54] I see into your contextual soul stream.
[02:03:58] Your future.
[02:03:59] Do you want to know what your future holds?
[02:04:02] Yes.
[02:04:03] Yeah.
[02:04:04] What's the future of my stream?
[02:04:05] Am I gonna be a dead streamer forever?
[02:04:09] Yes
[02:04:10] the future of your stream I see I see a place of abundance and
[02:04:18] Oh
[02:04:20] You know chat she said my stream has aura you exude an aura of motivation
[02:04:27] It is strong
[02:04:29] Let's go. We're so back chat your future has been told
[02:04:35] That'll be ten dollars, please.
[02:04:38] What?
[02:04:39] Sure, why not?
[02:04:40] You've been good content.
[02:04:42] Oh, minus 15 notoriety.
[02:04:46] What is this?
[02:04:47] Wet?
[02:04:48] Wet tea?
[02:04:50] We're almost at a hundred.
[02:04:52] Nine more beers, boys.
[02:04:54] We're going to the clothing store.
[02:04:58] Oh.
[02:05:00] Quinge?
[02:05:01] Sanity gauge plus six gonna wear the merch
[02:05:15] with the glasses no pants it's just
[02:05:22] shirts yeah we're gonna next game in
[02:05:27] here this guy's pretty funny though we
[02:05:29] almost met it to a hundred dead streamer funny game and it's well made man it's
[02:05:35] well made it's pretty cool dude our next game oh did I have to save well the next
[02:05:47] game as we can tell you wow from one life to another night life
[02:05:59] From one life to another life, this game actually, I played this in 2018 and the game is now officially out 1.0 this week. Insane.
[02:06:19] We are looking at a technical brand new release, eight years later, I'm finished as a one
[02:06:35] dead game.
[02:06:42] We are in the coin game.
[02:06:49] Super Dupa Computer.
[02:06:53] Super Dupa.
[02:06:55] Leaderboard style.
[02:07:00] Super Poopa.
[02:07:07] Juice player.
[02:07:09] Let's go with the black shirt.
[02:07:20] Birthday party just for you, survival, quick play, health, and energy system in place.
[02:07:27] Work odd jobs or scavenge to earn money.
[02:07:32] A birthday party, fun and relaxed.
[02:07:35] your prizes to get cash to keep going, eat junk food? Yes. Survival mode.
[02:07:43] Basically, one guy is trying to become a streamer. One kid, this guy is, well, he's
[02:07:49] addicted to the arcade. And he has a gun for some reason.
[02:07:56] Whoa.
[02:08:06] Hmm.
[02:08:10] Hold on. Audio.
[02:08:14] Why don't you just call me?
[02:08:22] What the hell dude?
[02:08:26] Oh
[02:08:29] It's grandma, okay
[02:08:33] What do we have here, oh, they just kind of throw you into the game, huh?
[02:08:37] Welcome to coin game. Oh my god, that's 50 different things to do here
[02:08:46] Wow
[02:08:48] Golf cart for sale need my lawnmode from Barry.
[02:08:58] Nothing in my backpack.
[02:08:59] I have, do I have any money?
[02:09:01] I have $2.50.
[02:09:03] This is a new save.
[02:09:06] This is definitely a new save.
[02:09:14] I can eat this.
[02:09:15] Dinners must be cooked in the microwave.
[02:09:23] All right, where's the microwave at?
[02:09:24] I'm gonna eat and go.
[02:09:27] Even though my shit is,
[02:09:28] do I have to actually open this?
[02:09:30] Oh, you can put it in your inventory.
[02:09:32] Actually, I'll eat that later.
[02:09:35] All right, bye grandma.
[02:09:45] We got to go find the arcade your grandma's a bot's the future
[02:09:54] here. Alright, let's see what we have here. I think that's the arcade down there. Oh,
[02:10:17] the pawn shop. The motel. Oh, there it is. Larry's arcade. Larry's arcade. Hey, what
[02:10:37] the fuck it's boarded up bank foreclosure no no maybe there was it how is this closed up
[02:10:55] Is there another place?
[02:11:01] Oh, that way, no Denny's?
[02:11:08] Water Wonderland.
[02:11:19] It's the story of how you rebuild it.
[02:11:27] Oh really.
[02:11:38] Is that actually how this game works now?
[02:11:40] Before you kind of just load it in and you played arcade games, you got tickets and
[02:11:45] And then you could sell the stuff to pawn shop to make money.
[02:11:49] That's not how this game works, anyone?
[02:11:56] That's the birthday mode?
[02:11:58] Oh, this is the story one?
[02:12:01] Oh, okay, I'm gonna...
[02:12:03] I'm gonna switch over.
[02:12:10] You need to get a job?
[02:12:13] Larry's be happy ready?
[02:12:20] Yeah!
[02:12:25] Yeah!
[02:12:28] Just exit me.
[02:12:33] Uncle Phil?
[02:12:38] There it is, that's the spot you keep clicking, min-max, min-max.
[02:13:07] and backs. Very nice. Alright, they'll be out of here. I'm claustrophobic. Oh my god,
[02:13:24] the bands playing. Petty and the Ticket Eaters.
[02:13:41] Oh shit.
[02:13:48] Shout one say.
[02:14:18] the
[02:14:43] All right
[02:14:45] All right, we're in which one should we do boys? Which one?
[02:14:50] Easy clap
[02:14:56] 1000 tickets
[02:15:13] one more here one more one thousand one thousand
[02:15:27] there it is there it is easy this is the leaderboard six thousand come on man I
[02:15:38] Can I put this in my- There you go.
[02:15:42] Treasure in the sand.
[02:15:46] Yeah, there we go.
[02:15:50] All right.
[02:15:52] How does this one work?
[02:15:54] Don't touch the shovel handle.
[02:16:08] Are you kidding me bro? I touched the shovel handle. I thought I was right in front of
[02:16:23] it. Come on man! Dude, it doesn't look like I was that far.
[02:16:38] There's no way, dude!
[02:16:48] Ain't no way we're gonna ha- how many?
[02:17:00] What the hell is this?
[02:17:07] 20 tickets. Oh, yeah, 200. 200. Okay. 30 tickets. Yeah, this one sucks. The other one's
[02:17:20] so much easier. No, not that one. A Mountain Dew, whatever. What do we have here? Claw Madness.
[02:17:36] easy one tap wow this guy actually programmed the one-to-one scumas in the
[02:17:54] game. Oh! Unnatural. Unnatural. There it is. We still got two credits on the same one.
[02:18:15] 500 easy how much is that 25 all right this one right here
[02:18:31] Easy done. Oh my god! My depth perception is bad.
[02:18:42] Shit. Still good though, still good.
[02:18:50] Let me get these.
[02:18:54] Oh, where'd it go?
[02:18:57] I don't know where that went. Oh, it's right here.
[02:19:03] Wall Machine, Larry's Arcade, Dizzy Bird.
[02:19:10] I find the green light. That's where you want to land.
[02:19:15] Uh-oh. Do I left click?
[02:19:19] Uh-oh.
[02:19:20] I don't know if that was enough.
[02:19:27] Really orange is too much.
[02:19:32] Let me go again.
[02:19:37] Again.
[02:19:39] Alright, here we go.
[02:19:43] Easy.
[02:19:47] What the- how much- how do you get 5,280?
[02:19:52] what this all how much how do you get 5,000 to 180
[02:20:08] okay here we go here we go here we go
[02:20:12] Oh, it's not enough. It's not enough.
[02:20:18] Damn, man. Damn.
[02:20:23] Okay. Okay.
[02:20:30] I gotta at least get this once, guys. Come on.
[02:20:39] So close last one last one ready ready ready
[02:20:53] I'm out of here.
[02:21:03] Dude, you can't get any closer.
[02:21:06] You can't get any closer.
[02:21:09] No!
[02:21:14] What do we have here?
[02:21:19] Mega jackpot.
[02:21:23] Bye!
[02:21:25] Is this RNG?
[02:21:28] Ten tickets!
[02:21:36] Oh!
[02:21:45] Oh
[02:21:55] Still a lot though. Oh
[02:21:59] Oh my god, I was right. What is the jackpot?
[02:22:05] 394
[02:22:09] This is actually the one that prints the tickets
[02:22:15] there it is easy clap boys there it is send the tickets out 480 oh my god no way
[02:22:32] Okay, um...
[02:22:37] Mega jackpot, at least like bouncing.
[02:22:46] Just gotta farm it.
[02:22:49] What's that do? Mystery number?
[02:22:56] Whoa!
[02:22:58] Whoa!
[02:23:00] $560?
[02:23:01] $1,004 tickets?
[02:23:04] Uh, that one?
[02:23:10] Uh, you should have made it so it was actually a thousand tickets.
[02:23:18] Ah, let's see what we have here.
[02:23:25] We're going in.
[02:23:27] Multi-credit.
[02:23:29] I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Oh, it's a point. It's a coin pusher
[02:23:42] Play online this game doesn't have online
[02:23:55] It does
[02:23:59] It does
[02:24:04] Coin game has everything ranked pvp. I don't think it does
[02:24:13] Like almost positive it doesn't yeah, I think it's just leaderboard related
[02:24:29] I'm just sending them all down to the left.
[02:24:37] Let's see what happens.
[02:24:43] What happened if you spell coins?
[02:24:46] Probably moves the radials.
[02:24:59] Light them up! Light them up!
[02:25:06] I don't even know how I'm getting these.
[02:25:12] I need 28 credits.
[02:25:18] More to the right. Give me the S.
[02:25:26] I've won 599 euros.
[02:25:29] Ah, playing a point game?
[02:25:36] Give me the S!
[02:25:45] Easy.
[02:25:52] I'm a god at these ones.
[02:25:59] Come on, man.
[02:26:03] What the fuck outta here?
[02:26:10] RIGGED IT!
[02:26:15] RIGGED IT!
[02:26:20] Hey, how much for how many tickets do I have?
[02:26:28] I was rich uncle Phil doing you tell him I said thanks
[02:26:32] Rich uncle Phil brother and Philly Philly
[02:26:36] You go bother somebody else
[02:26:39] 100,000 for a boombox
[02:26:43] I'm not fully managed my tickets. Oh, yeah, how do we have here?
[02:26:50] dude what that guy has a trillion tickets okay buddy you fucking hacker 180
[02:27:02] and we're just gonna skip the top five yeah skip the top five they've been
[02:27:13] playing since alpha? Maybe. Super sugar tweets. Don't apply chance. Eat. Yeah, this is what
[02:27:27] I do, bro. I eat candy and... Oh, where does this lead? Candy and arcade games. Oh, this
[02:27:36] to the exit. You know this game has been under development for eight years I thought maybe
[02:27:43] he'd add like a couple more games but I don't think he did that. A lot of these seem like
[02:27:52] the same from when I played like six, seven years ago or something. There's a lot more.
[02:28:01] actually a mall map do I have to unlock it
[02:28:13] or do I on the map there's a mall to go to I oh fuck this place I'm out oh he
[02:28:20] added a whole mall map really
[02:28:31] Islandville Mall in cinema.
[02:28:39] Fuck this birthday party!
[02:28:42] Where the hell's my bike?
[02:28:44] I can get a car there.
[02:28:48] I need to go down this road and go south.
[02:28:51] I'll just run there.
[02:28:55] You can spawn in a golf cart.
[02:29:13] I saw there's some green shit here.
[02:29:20] There's a limo as well.
[02:29:22] at the mall down here you can fast travel to any location how lies reset oh I
[02:29:37] just moved everything
[02:29:40] Oh my god.
[02:29:47] A limousine to the mall?
[02:29:53] The future?
[02:29:54] AHHHH!
[02:29:55] Oh my god.
[02:29:56] Oh my god.
[02:29:57] ahhh!
[02:30:08] oh my god
[02:30:11] The future, bro
[02:30:17] Whoa
[02:30:19] Hmm
[02:30:32] What can I get for you little big winner? Oh
[02:30:42] Now this is the future when AI is taken over
[02:30:49] This guy knew in 2018.
[02:30:59] Alright, let's move.
[02:31:05] Where's the arcade in this place?
[02:31:06] Can you actually buy a jeweler in this game?
[02:31:12] Andy Crazy?
[02:31:15] Oh, arcade castle.
[02:31:17] My god
[02:31:21] Dude actually added a whole new map
[02:31:26] Man
[02:31:29] What do you do on this one? What is this? Oh stacker?
[02:31:36] Eight years one
[02:31:41] Easy easy
[02:31:43] Easy.
[02:31:46] One tap.
[02:32:03] Come on, bro.
[02:32:05] Shee.
[02:32:10] We're going for the major.
[02:32:13] You guys are here.
[02:32:23] You guys are here.
[02:32:33] Oh, fuck.
[02:32:42] There it is! Give me the beats! Give me the beats by Pog. Beats by Pog.
[02:33:01] Am I supposed to pawn those or something?
[02:33:03] oh my god bro holy shit it's huge here wormhole I don't think I've ever played this one before
[02:33:17] What are you doing wormhole?
[02:33:24] Oh, okay, I see.
[02:33:37] Yikes.
[02:33:46] There it is boys. It's all about the timing. It's all about the timing.
[02:34:14] I've never played this one before.
[02:34:30] Oh, I see.
[02:34:32] What?
[02:34:33] What happened?
[02:34:35] Was it time-based?
[02:34:44] You're not supposed to go in the big gaps.
[02:34:56] Oh, I see, I see, I see, okay.
[02:35:01] No matter what, you just get 10.
[02:35:04] Why you wanted to aim for the better one?
[02:35:18] They're all the same.
[02:35:20] Oh my god, I'm so bad.
[02:35:24] Holy shit.
[02:35:26] Holy shit.
[02:35:31] Holy shit
[02:36:01] Oh!
[02:36:14] I give up. I give up. What do I do here?
[02:36:18] What oh nice oh shit 90 tickets easy
[02:36:48] I'm going for 1500 1500 right there okay
[02:37:13] right there oh that works right there
[02:37:43] bro come on man yeah 6 30s are shit on all right 6 30s are shit on man look it up hug it up
[02:37:54] pile which one's this seems similar to the other one like the same shit
[02:38:10] what
[02:38:13] What the hell do you do here?
[02:38:39] Easy clap boys, easy clap.
[02:38:43] predictable nature
[02:38:55] My mama mama mama mama
[02:38:58] Oh, this isn't looking good. Oh shit
[02:39:03] 2000 ticket stack
[02:39:13] We're going for the 2k. Give me the 2k. I need a good foundation.
[02:39:28] Oh, good catch. Foundation's already screwed though.
[02:39:33] Oh, that's bad. That's bad. Bad catch.
[02:39:39] Come on, man.
[02:39:43] is that is doable is doable okay one more one more here we go last one then
[02:39:59] Fuck this game
[02:40:19] Already cooked uh-uh I don't drop it I had no control of the drop
[02:40:29] Oh, it doesn't matter.
[02:40:35] I'm a little worried.
[02:40:41] Okay, dude.
[02:40:44] One more time, one more time, boys.
[02:40:46] One more time, one more time.
[02:40:49] How the hell do you get 2,000?
[02:40:57] This might be already cooked.
[02:41:00] You're cooked, brother! You're cooked!
[02:41:21] I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm leaving.
[02:41:25] Get out of this shit
[02:41:31] Oops
[02:41:36] Here we go here we go
[02:41:54] Holy shit of natural.
[02:41:59] What?
[02:42:01] Aimbot?
[02:42:04] Dude.
[02:42:09] I found my farming machine.
[02:42:17] Oh my god, the tickets!
[02:42:19] Oh, I'm a pro at this one.
[02:42:25] I'm insane at this one.
[02:42:33] Oh-ho!
[02:42:35] Oh-ho!
[02:42:37] Oh-ho!
[02:42:39] Oh-ho!
[02:42:41] Oh-ho!
[02:42:43] Oh-ho!
[02:42:45] Oh-ho!
[02:42:47] Insane.
[02:42:49] Valorant aim.
[02:42:51] Easy.
[02:42:53] Easy.
[02:42:55] Oh-ho!
[02:42:57] Oh-ho!
[02:42:59] Oh-ho!
[02:43:01] Oh fuck this one man. This one's the Scamazz man.
[02:43:11] The hell are these dude?
[02:43:15] Pick your treasure.
[02:43:18] Come on man.
[02:43:24] I can get this cow. Let me get this cow real quick.
[02:43:28] How do you get this cow here?
[02:43:31] I think that's too far. I think he's right here. Insane depth perception. Wow.
[02:43:50] Of course man, of course. That was literally perfect.
[02:44:00] There it is. Holy shit, a natural. Easy, bro. Easy.
[02:44:15] Where's my cow?
[02:44:18] Where's my cow?
[02:44:24] That's why there's a piece of shit. Let's do it.
[02:44:45] Come on, bro.
[02:45:10] I thought I was one off.
[02:45:32] Ah!
[02:45:54] Alright, hold on, here we go, here we go.
[02:46:02] How is that not jackpot?
[02:46:16] Oh my god.
[02:46:28] The strat is to build the jackpot.
[02:46:51] I got a lot of tickets here though.
[02:46:54] Oh my god.
[02:46:56] Oh my god, I have to get this.
[02:47:01] Yes!
[02:47:05] Yeah!
[02:47:08] Yeah!
[02:47:17] What do I do with all these?
[02:47:19] What do I do with all these?
[02:47:20] What is this mermaid space coin pusher
[02:47:36] combo craze buy the place I don't think
[02:47:46] Arcades make that much money.
[02:47:49] I feel like they don't.
[02:47:50] I feel like they don't.
[02:47:53] You gotta be in it for the love of the game.
[02:47:58] Some do.
[02:47:59] I don't know.
[02:48:01] That's right.
[02:48:01] David Buster.
[02:48:02] They're like a chain.
[02:48:09] 50 of these.
[02:48:16] and
[02:48:57] of
[02:49:22] na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na naaaaaa
[02:49:32] holy god damn i'm so close to a 14 trillion 100 billion wait now how
[02:49:44] much is that 1 trillion 410 billion 60 million 341
[02:49:50] thousand and wait for that close almost at it I think it's just 1.4 billion
[02:50:07] Which one was this one?
[02:50:13] What?
[02:50:15] Oh, it's... you moved the coin?
[02:50:23] Uh, 300.
[02:50:25] uh
[02:50:39] jackpot jackpot jackpot
[02:50:45] really jackpot is 24 10
[02:50:55] Yo, can you spam them all?
[02:51:03] I don't think so.
[02:51:07] Too late, too late.
[02:51:13] Unless?
[02:51:15] Oh no.
[02:51:17] 170, perfect.
[02:51:20] 170 perfect. Can you stall for two minutes while I prepare my tea? Motherfucker! Don't
[02:51:31] get your goddamn tea! Never gonna keep going! I'm done. Fuck this game. Nah. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
[02:51:50] Which one's the best one, Chad? Which one should I do?
[02:51:57] I feel like I did everything here, basically. All the interesting ones.
[02:52:04] Oh wait, did I not take the tickets?
[02:52:13] cinema I have $262 what's playing indie film snowball fight the movie you don't
[02:52:28] get tickets can I just walk in oh my god that was the end go to Billy's arcade
[02:52:43] I
[02:52:46] Was the exit
[02:52:49] Which one is Billy's arcade brah
[02:52:53] Hey, I think you need to leave in order to do this
[02:53:07] You know this way
[02:53:09] PBR 2 on Islandville!
[02:53:12] Paper, Billy's, uh, Beach, Mall, Carnival, Larry's...
[02:53:24] You think this is an asset-slop game? I don't think it is.
[02:53:27] This game's been in development before. There was a massive surge of slop.
[02:53:31] I would beat ya!
[02:53:36] Why not, Billy?
[02:53:41] Whoa!
[02:53:43] Alright, I remember this one.
[02:53:48] Skeetshoot?
[02:53:50] Yo!
[02:53:56] Uh, okay.
[02:54:00] Oh my god, I was aiming with the reticle bro restart
[02:54:07] Damn it restart
[02:54:24] I'll try again man. Come on man. Oh shit
[02:54:30] Yeah, this is like the RE4 midi game.
[02:54:35] Let me show you how to do this, ready?
[02:55:00] I know, and sit. Fuck you. Okay, fuck you. Alright, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Now there's
[02:55:15] some type of bonus right there. Fucking up. 1000, by the way, 1000! Let me get the jack
[02:55:26] I hear again now that I know my reaction time is insane
[02:55:56] Come on!
[02:56:11] There it is, boys. There it is.
[02:56:15] I know, I know, I know, I know.
[02:56:21] I know, I know, I know. Shoot, over where?
[02:56:26] Oh, you shoot the coin in?
[02:56:41] thousand coin bonus
[02:56:56] Bro, no way no way no way
[02:57:11] Yeah, a lot of these are the same.
[02:57:17] Oooo, oven-fried pizzas!
[02:57:21] Lava mayhem!
[02:57:27] Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
[02:57:35] Oh, we have a lot here!
[02:57:39] So might as well spam with a 20 over here
[02:57:48] 20 over here and 20 down the middle. Oh
[02:57:52] Oh!
[02:57:53] Oh!
[02:57:54] Oh!
[02:57:55] Oh!
[02:57:56] Oh, if you get them, oh, that's actually kind of cool.
[02:58:06] You get a spin if you turn on all three lights.
[02:58:14] little game in a game. I don't know how much those red ones are worth. 500 tickets for a
[02:58:36] an ice ball? Yo! You should get that one as well. I want another spin too. Another ice
[02:58:57] small. I don't think we're gonna get them. Final push. Zero tickets. 35.
[02:59:18] It's gotta be near the end here.
[02:59:28] Alright.
[02:59:29] Missed one.
[02:59:30] Oh my god, the tickets.
[02:59:42] Oh shit.
[02:59:43] Oh shit.
[02:59:44] So what took them?
[02:59:47] 1939
[02:59:55] What is this game?
[02:59:59] It's just like a bigger version of the other one
[03:00:06] Hi boys, this is pretty sick next game next game as we contain
[03:00:14] and youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
[03:00:19] We are jumping to another one that is of similar nature that was heavily voted for.
[03:00:27] Holy crap this game.
[03:00:30] The next game is known as...
[03:00:36] My new favorite thing in games is when you first load up the first thing they ask is
[03:00:45] so they can collect your data.
[03:00:52] Please, we need it!
[03:00:55] This game is called Scritchy Scratchy.
[03:01:06] What?
[03:01:07] It's not much, but it's awesome.
[03:01:09] It's not much, but it's Honest Work, Symbol Chance, $2.
[03:01:30] Is this like unlock trash can?
[03:01:56] How does that help us?
[03:02:01] I never get a phone call.
[03:02:10] Why don't you get a bigger scrubber?
[03:02:13] It is a big scrub.
[03:02:14] The plates are just enormous.
[03:02:17] How the trash can helps me right now, I'm not sure.
[03:02:45] technique.
[03:02:47] Time of your day job, I've got the perfect thing for you.
[03:02:51] Scratch off tickets.
[03:02:53] What?
[03:02:55] Unlocked catalog number one.
[03:02:59] Really?
[03:03:03] Okay.
[03:03:07] 90% chance for $3, 10% chance for a negative 3.
[03:03:15] I mean, one plate being $3 is an insane amount.
[03:03:27] all right 50% chance for 10 40% 10% chance all right but we gotta have three in a row
[03:03:48] Oh, okay. Sure, man. Oh, 25 bucks. Double 25. That's gone. Thanks for all the scraps
[03:04:11] those, huh? I want you to wear just what you need. Upgrades. Upgrade to your scratches.
[03:04:15] Make scratching a breeze. Trust me, you're gonna need the extra power for those tough
[03:04:18] codec's later on and you can even upgrade your luck. What the hell dude? What did you give me bro?
[03:04:30] Upgrades. Scratch size 10 coin. What?
[03:04:40] Definitely helps.
[03:04:40] I got a brush size.
[03:04:47] Alright.
[03:04:49] Oh my god, my first zero.
[03:05:02] It feels bad.
[03:05:10] I did this in the basement of an Italian restaurant.
[03:05:14] Oh, these are five bucks now.
[03:05:18] It's like Cookie-Quicker if you hate yourself.
[03:05:32] Double two
[03:05:39] All right, here it is
[03:05:43] 32 bucks
[03:05:46] 13
[03:05:53] And you take it way better extra luck a hundred bucks
[03:06:02] Oh, these are now level 2 now.
[03:06:11] 30% match 3 to win.
[03:06:14] 1000.
[03:06:15] There's no way.
[03:06:16] Just give me the back.
[03:06:17] Just give me the back.
[03:06:18] Oh my god.
[03:06:19] This is why you don't gamba.
[03:06:20] You don't.
[03:06:21] You don't.
[03:06:22] Just give me the bag. Just give me the bag. Oh my God.
[03:06:28] This is why you don't gamba.
[03:06:32] The loser is always you.
[03:06:38] Without you losing, babe, there's no gamba.
[03:06:42] Without you losing the system doesn't work all right try again oh my god oh my god wait
[03:07:05] Never mind.
[03:07:07] One grand.
[03:07:10] Holy shit.
[03:07:12] Dude.
[03:07:20] Get a town to scratch all those tickets yourself.
[03:07:22] Unlock Scratchbot.
[03:07:25] Why would I up my luck?
[03:07:28] Why would I not?
[03:07:30] Right?
[03:07:35] All right, this is- there's no way this is gonna, I don't know, two hundred bucks.
[03:07:44] Two hundred bucks.
[03:07:48] God damn it.
[03:07:53] God damn it.
[03:07:55] God damn it.
[03:07:57] Why are you calling, man?
[03:07:59] You just have to do a bit of a- no, don't worry, you can only just take a loan.
[03:08:04] We actually offer the perfect one for you if you ever need it. Just call me and I'll send you the contract.
[03:08:08] No dude, I'm investing!
[03:08:18] All right, another one feels good.
[03:08:23] Let's get up the scratch size.
[03:08:25] Yeah, we need more luck. I might do another luck. 500 bucks. Put it back into luck. I'll
[03:08:41] do the manual. And then we'll do a $200 scratch size off of this. It's a significant different.
[03:08:53] Unlock the apple tree.
[03:08:55] Just got to have a look out for worms.
[03:08:57] If you see a worm, don't scratch it.
[03:09:00] Worms only give negative payouts if they're fully scratched.
[03:09:04] Two grand for the tree.
[03:09:14] Don't scratch the worm.
[03:09:16] Minus two K.
[03:09:18] Earn money for each apple you find,
[03:09:20] but watch out for worms.
[03:09:23] Is that five?
[03:09:30] That's zero dollars.
[03:09:32] That's zero.
[03:09:36] Is that- that's zero.
[03:09:42] I don't know if I'm doing this right.
[03:09:49] I know that's zero too.
[03:09:56] I think as long as you... wow, this was literally... I'm poor. I went all in on this.
[03:10:05] Bro! I don't know why these are stars.
[03:10:15] Wow!
[03:10:19] All you can throw them into the bin, is that what that's for, lul?
[03:10:25] Alright, I'll un...
[03:10:27] We're gonna get the Autobot.
[03:10:31] Oh, that's how you use that.
[03:10:43] I'm gonna accidentally throw away a winning one.
[03:10:49] Scratch back!
[03:10:59] Scratch back!
[03:11:04] Scratch back!
[03:11:09] Alright, I need a successful apple tree is what I need.
[03:11:24] Trash.
[03:11:25] I got really lucky with that, a thousand one.
[03:11:30] Alright, let's see, come on apple tree, what do we have here, six fifty.
[03:11:36] Oh
[03:11:40] Easy
[03:11:47] Oh
[03:11:51] Oh
[03:11:56] Insane we go right into luck
[03:12:01] 1690 and then we're gonna buy another apple tree
[03:12:06] Massive luck here.
[03:12:10] 1000.
[03:12:15] That's a nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
[03:12:19] Into...
[03:12:23] Feels bad.
[03:12:24] There it is.
[03:12:27] Oh, worth. Worth thing not for it.
[03:12:29] Trash.
[03:12:41] Apple tree is dog shit?
[03:12:43] Oh, there's a worm.
[03:12:45] Double worm, triple worm, but we got a refund.
[03:12:51] We're back.
[03:12:56] Alright, we got five grand here.
[03:13:03] We'll take that.
[03:13:07] We're gonna do two.
[03:13:11] What if he ends up doing a worm though?
[03:13:16] He might end up actually hitting a worm.
[03:13:19] Do I trust him?
[03:13:24] Buy the tin coin.
[03:13:34] I think this one's a decent payout on a refund.
[03:13:38] Oh wait, no, 5 grand!
[03:13:39] Oh my god, I thought that was a refund.
[03:13:44] Let me see.
[03:13:47] This might be a quick cash.
[03:13:51] Bro, you opened a worm, you fuck.
[03:13:56] Okay.
[03:13:57] You can't win every time sometimes you get a negative payoff.
[03:14:00] Don't worry, you can just throw it in the trash.
[03:14:03] Oh, oh, you can just throw it in the trash?
[03:14:11] Oh, I gotta be careful. It's so much faster now.
[03:14:23] It's happening. I'm always doing this.
[03:14:28] I don't know what Strength does.
[03:14:33] Oh, yeah, I need I need to get that just have this guy just feed him capacity
[03:15:02] But nah, I want to level this up.
[03:15:12] Just to refund.
[03:15:15] Okay, okay.
[03:15:21] Okay, okay, well this one's not bad.
[03:15:35] Alright, what does this one do here?
[03:15:43] chance 0.1 million. Match 3 to win. Next set of priority levels, a special divestment will
[03:15:52] make it way easier to feed your scratch bot, a table fan. Just click and hold to blow the
[03:15:55] tickets right into the scratch bot. 50k by the way. Alright, I'm going all in on the
[03:16:05] I bet the bots are actually insane.
[03:16:12] Let's see.
[03:16:16] 10k! 10k!
[03:16:18] We got a refund!
[03:16:29] Oh shit!
[03:16:32] 50k?
[03:16:35] Oh, damn.
[03:16:38] Where was that fan?
[03:16:42] Are you serious?
[03:16:47] Are you kidding me?
[03:16:55] Oh, you have to scratch the bonus too, lol.
[03:16:59] I actually...
[03:17:04] Those are terrible.
[03:17:34] 25k these ones are the ones you gotta farm up get massive payout for this
[03:18:04] This guy keeps calling, bruh, he's monitoring.
[03:18:10] Trash.
[03:18:11] He's finished right now, but sometimes you might want to save tickets for later.
[03:18:18] That's what the sticky mat is for.
[03:18:23] Pointless.
[03:18:26] It was a win?
[03:18:27] No, it wasn't.
[03:18:28] Was it?
[03:18:29] Lies.
[03:18:30] Lies.
[03:18:31] I
[03:18:37] Lies
[03:18:39] No way, no way, oh my god!
[03:19:05] kidding I need another tree
[03:19:24] save me apple tree
[03:19:28] Save me.
[03:19:33] Yikes.
[03:19:38] Save me.
[03:19:43] Wait.
[03:19:48] What?
[03:19:53] Wait, 0.1?
[03:19:55] Oh my god.
[03:20:00] Are you kidding?
[03:20:04] Are you kidding?
[03:20:09] Fuck you.
[03:20:15] All right, big money, big money.
[03:20:28] Robbinous!
[03:20:29] 5k?
[03:20:30] What is it?
[03:20:32] 5k plus?
[03:20:35] Oh my god.
[03:20:38] Oh!
[03:20:40] Oh my god, ohhhh!
[03:20:46] Oh nice, nice, maybe, maybe 25k.
[03:21:02] 50k.
[03:21:06] I need this bot to be even faster. I'm going all in. 125k.
[03:21:34] Okay.
[03:21:48] One plate for all time's sake, nice 25k.
[03:21:53] 50k.
[03:22:00] Capacity strength, I still don't know what strength does.
[03:22:03] What does strength even do?
[03:22:12] Is it this... it's literally the speed? No, isn't... that's the speed.
[03:22:18] Isn't speed... how fast it goes?
[03:22:28] Yikes.
[03:22:33] Yeah, I think you might be hired to your tickets.
[03:22:40] Honestly, the fan is a gimmicky stupid ass mechanic.
[03:22:56] All right, wait till later
[03:23:11] All right, okay, okay, hold up, hold up, we're almost there, we're almost teared up.
[03:23:29] Only a little more. Lucky cat.
[03:23:37] 300k.
[03:23:49] More luck.
[03:23:59] I think that was Luckin' Player right there.
[03:24:25] Okay, quick cash, let's get to these.
[03:24:42] Missed it by one.
[03:24:47] I want that 125,000.
[03:24:50] Do tickets, yeah, give one to the bot?
[03:24:55] Honestly, I'm faster than the bot right now.
[03:25:00] I don't see the benefit just yet.
[03:25:04] I'll just give him one, but whatever.
[03:25:11] span the quick cash
[03:25:26] how much faster are you bro
[03:25:32] so much faster now
[03:25:33] Yikes, no win, no win.
[03:25:40] 13k.
[03:25:52] Gotta up the strength.
[03:25:54] 40k.
[03:25:56] Oh, wait, oh, you need three.
[03:26:00] Who the hell is getting three of those? 65, can't it? You need three.
[03:26:08] Maybe the bot is actually faster than me.
[03:26:33] Overload.
[03:26:45] Lucky cat minus 500k watch out for fish bones.
[03:26:52] Nothing. Nothing.
[03:27:00] Easy clap.
[03:27:03] Is this just one symbol honestly it wasn't anything it's just a partial refund
[03:27:14] that was just a partial refund right there
[03:27:19] A lot of zeros.
[03:27:26] There, here it is.
[03:27:35] Nothing.
[03:27:38] Okay, full refund.
[03:27:43] Just a full refund.
[03:27:48] yep
[03:27:59] wow this was terrible
[03:28:06] that was horrible
[03:28:11] upgrade the aluminum coin
[03:28:15] Don't make me go back to the dishes, bro.
[03:28:21] Really?
[03:28:22] Bruh.
[03:28:23] How are these all zeros?
[03:28:28] No wonder.
[03:28:31] They're all zeros.
[03:28:36] No wonder.
[03:28:41] They're all zeros.
[03:28:46] I have credit for coin.
[03:28:52] Dude.
[03:28:57] I got luck.
[03:29:07] Wow.
[03:29:08] More speed.
[03:29:09] Oh, here we go, finally.
[03:29:10] All right, come on, Lucky Cat.
[03:29:11] Come on.
[03:29:12] Come on.
[03:29:13] Come on.
[03:29:14] Come on.
[03:29:15] Come on.
[03:29:16] Alright, come on Lucky Cat, come on!
[03:29:25] You're joking, dude, this Lucky Cat has not been lucky.
[03:29:41] I don't know why these are so bad.
[03:29:45] What's the next speed? 625,000. You're skipping multipliers and lies. Am I... am I trashing wins? No, I'm dying.
[03:29:56] This is a win. It needs to be three.
[03:30:03] How am I trashing bonuses? Like, isn't this nothing?
[03:30:15] The day job takes a while is it actually worth leveling I don't think you need a level idea
[03:30:28] What?
[03:30:29] Are you serious?
[03:30:30] What?
[03:30:42] Are you serious?
[03:30:51] Alright, let's see here, let's see.
[03:31:10] Lock build.
[03:31:13] Insane lock streak.
[03:31:16] Okay then.
[03:31:25] I missed the combo.
[03:31:36] Bam!
[03:31:37] Oh, Twitter K.
[03:32:07] Yikes.
[03:32:08] That was a shit done, stretch size.
[03:32:13] Oh no, I'm poor again.
[03:32:19] No.
[03:32:23] You're kidding, man.
[03:32:28] We're back.
[03:32:35] I'm not going back to the dishes.
[03:32:44] We take these, we take these.
[03:32:48] We take these.
[03:32:51] Oh my god! Oh my god!
[03:32:55] My bag.
[03:32:58] Speed?
[03:33:00] Band speed?
[03:33:01] I should have gone for luck.
[03:33:06] Whoops.
[03:33:07] We'll get it again.
[03:33:08] I'm going to get it again.
[03:33:11] It's okay.
[03:33:12] The luck is flying right now.
[03:33:17] Oh, finally.
[03:33:19] Finally returns.
[03:33:27] Trash.
[03:33:32] Yikes.
[03:33:37] Yikes.
[03:33:42] Yikes.
[03:33:47] Yikes.
[03:33:51] Yikes.
[03:33:54] We're choking with these.
[03:34:01] We'll have them all, okay.
[03:34:06] No way.
[03:34:09] No way.
[03:34:15] Some bullsh!
[03:34:18] Some bullsh!
[03:34:24] Glash it, fast enough they get you addicted and next time I'll get it.
[03:34:29] They print more two out of threes than one out of threes and zero out of threes, so you come back.
[03:34:36] They print more debates.
[03:34:38] That's how it works.
[03:34:48] Oh my god, the diamonds!
[03:34:50] Oh my, double dot triple diamond? Quad diamond? Oh my god. The quick cash are the most OP
[03:35:03] ones.
[03:35:04] Okay, I just leave a stack down here.
[03:35:14] Wait, does it insta-feed it?
[03:35:16] Next to it.
[03:35:26] 15.6. Now you have to hold the fan speed. Oh my god, 6.5 million. Finally it paid off.
[03:35:53] Unlock Final Chance?
[03:36:03] Holy shit.
[03:36:10] Should I just do Final Chance for the 50 million?
[03:36:15] I still win everything.
[03:36:24] I died.
[03:36:27] Didn't work this time.
[03:36:30] We're gonna need more luck. Let's start over.
[03:36:33] You clean up here.
[03:36:38] Come on, man.
[03:36:42] Of course.
[03:36:44] Westish!
[03:37:01] Plus one jibby on jackpot. You start with the bot.
[03:37:07] Wait, did I mess up?
[03:37:09] I think I messed up.
[03:37:28] More strength and speed.
[03:37:33] Start with Mundo.
[03:37:39] permanently unlocked. I start with big sponge. I don't know what big sponge does.
[03:37:46] Let's see what it does.
[03:37:50] Oh, true for the place. No shit.
[03:37:54] I forgot. I forgot about this job. I forgot.
[03:38:01] Hey, I forgot.
[03:38:09] There it is, easy unlocked upgrades.
[03:38:38] Yikes. Yikes. Yikes! I need two hundred.
[03:39:05] Come on, man!
[03:39:21] Shit.
[03:39:24] Shit
[03:39:28] Yeah, the bias useless right now he needs more
[03:39:34] He needs more
[03:39:39] He's upgrades this guy works off of prestigious and multipliers
[03:39:53] There, we'll work together.
[03:40:01] I need something so I can get some luck.
[03:40:23] I need luck.
[03:40:26] I need two hundred from luck.
[03:40:44] Very nice.
[03:40:45] this is a cool game but yeah this is for the extremely combat addicted brain it's cool
[03:41:00] though next game it's cool man but whatever it's kind of just like repetitive shit right
[03:41:07] Um, I'm thinking, um, boys, I really do want to play some crimson desert boys.
[03:41:22] Okay, I really, I got to play some crimson desert boys.
[03:41:24] It's going to happen, it's going to happen.
[03:41:32] But the next game as we continue down the gaming route, we are jumping to a game known as...
[03:41:52] I just got to piss real quick.
[03:41:56] Retro rewind
[03:42:26] you
[03:42:56] you
[03:43:26] you
[03:43:56] you
[03:44:26] you
[03:44:56] you know what we're going back to back boys we're going back to back mixed mixed
[03:45:15] we're going back to back there it is back to back for now for now buddy for now
[03:45:25] Oh
[03:45:29] Shush
[03:45:33] All right, you walk into the store and these are terrible
[03:45:38] Yellow walls this colored walls confirmed
[03:45:46] Actually know this yellow and then blue
[03:45:50] blue, yellow, fuck, now it looks like fallout, you know what, black, black and blue, black
[03:46:05] and blue walls, it actually looks better like that, more contrast, well, there it is, that's
[03:46:13] the store. Clean. There you go. You get a little black and blue now. Very nice. Let's
[03:46:22] actually bring this back to blue. Looks like shit. Okay, buddy. Okay. That's your
[03:46:32] Ah, breath of fresh air.
[03:46:36] Access!
[03:46:37] Oh.
[03:46:40] In the market tab.
[03:46:44] Ten random movie bundles.
[03:46:47] I think I have instant delivery.
[03:46:50] Holy shh.
[03:46:53] Your hands are full.
[03:47:01] Oh shit.
[03:47:04] We got a bunch here actually for real a lot of movies
[03:47:10] Even the way they fall
[03:47:20] So I can section them you can sort them but
[03:47:26] We're mixing buddy we're mixing
[03:47:28] fine this one is gonna have we have a lot of everything dude we have everything
[03:47:36] oh my this is all drama scroll pot product
[03:47:47] Hey, can I change?
[03:47:51] I think it tells you...
[03:47:54] Oh, it literally tells you red is scary.
[03:48:00] Yeah, take it back.
[03:48:13] This is not where it's at.
[03:48:16] All right shit, we need a bigger drama section
[03:48:22] Come on man, maybe for now these are mixed until we figure it out
[03:48:31] Save games
[03:48:34] Okay
[03:48:38] Okay
[03:48:41] All right, this is called
[03:48:46] There it is.
[03:49:04] Turn on the open sign.
[03:49:07] Sheeeere!
[03:49:09] Okay.
[03:49:12] Let's see.
[03:49:13] Let's see.
[03:49:14] three customers this is the system feels good return desk oh we got our first
[03:49:24] customer whatever a bro hi
[03:49:30] good choice good choice I have three hundred twenty five dollars we're gonna
[03:49:41] buy some more movies and buy two more shelves tell me I can pick this up with
[03:49:55] all the movies on it holy shit tell me I can nice nice nice 750
[03:50:11] Very nice. What movies we got here today? Scary dog flick. Oh, that one's so good, especially
[03:50:23] with the dog when he gets really, really scary. Yeah. Good choice. What do we have here? Oh
[03:50:33] my god, the mind reader and the toaster haunting the mansion. Mm-hmm. Great choices. Yep,
[03:50:40] Good one. Good one.
[03:50:46] Okay.
[03:50:49] One dollar, one dollar.
[03:50:53] Go to the flyer stand by the main entrance and pick up a flyer.
[03:50:57] good choice man the blood sucking love seat
[03:51:08] wait where am I doing this right here
[03:51:14] you can carry up to five flyers oh you're
[03:51:17] supposed to like hand them out to people
[03:51:19] And I just like throw them in the street.
[03:51:29] Oh that worked.
[03:51:33] Yeah, this is gonna be the uh...
[03:51:36] mixed section of random movies.
[03:51:43] Poor drama doesn't matter, it's the clearance section.
[03:51:49] Yep, that's clearance right there.
[03:51:52] What happened?
[03:51:55] Hmm, no one used a card here?
[03:52:01] I need to watch a classic from my Sinnoh class.
[03:52:04] Do you have an old movie to recommend?
[03:52:07] Sure.
[03:52:08] Sure, an old movie to recommend, what now?
[03:52:14] Perfect.
[03:52:15] There you go, perfect, that one's great.
[03:52:19] Oh we can make cotton candies later.
[03:52:24] I have been to a fucking blockbuster, bro.
[03:52:28] I remember blockbuster was amazing.
[03:52:31] That was like great.
[03:52:33] a good movie all right let's see this one is insane it's about a it's about an
[03:52:54] Elephant who wants to be a dinosaur. It's so good. That's great.
[03:53:13] Insert SKU here.
[03:53:16] already successful tell me mark tell me the whole plot tell me everything what
[03:53:28] happens
[03:53:30] Oh, it looks like I don't need the movie anymore. You told me everything.
[03:53:52] So they know. So they know.
[03:53:55] So they know, dude.
[03:53:57] We're a movie shop. I don't think we close anytime soon. We usually close at like nine.
[03:54:09] You need to hand them the flyers. Oh really? You can pick them up.
[03:54:20] bonus if you give me a bad movie bad drama there it is the infections perfect
[03:54:30] sunset insane movie
[03:54:35] So like, this game's cool, it's just kinda like, you know, it kinda does follow the same
[03:54:53] shit as all the other games.
[03:54:57] It does follow the genre, I've been there, done that.
[03:55:00] I think it's good, but I've also played a lot of these. It's just kind of a different coat of paint
[03:55:18] That bird bro, I swear to God
[03:55:20] That bird is one of the most calming birds. I swear to every human
[03:55:25] I don't even know the type of bird that is.
[03:55:29] What makes that noise?
[03:55:30] The dove?
[03:55:31] When you hear the dove?
[03:55:34] I swear to God, man.
[03:55:43] I don't know what it is, bro.
[03:55:49] I don't know what it is.
[03:55:53] All right first day on the job. Oh shit. We've done it. Oh, boy
[03:56:11] Take a look at the calendar located in the office. Oh my god
[03:56:17] Demolition Derby Friday the 13th plus there's a movie a horror movie rentals
[03:56:27] Rainy day claims some money
[03:56:33] Yeah, man, I mean sure brother this game is cool dude
[03:56:37] Next game next game. It's a cool game, bro
[03:56:42] It's a cool game dude
[03:56:43] It's just kind of like been there done that five million times and a half, you know, it's not a bad game though
[03:56:52] But instead of groceries and like insert product here is just fucking VHS is
[03:57:09] Right
[03:57:13] Yeah, it's like, or do you want trading card, trading card seller?
[03:57:22] All right, the next game as we continue.
[03:57:31] We got another brand new release here.
[03:57:56] What do we have here?
[03:57:57] What do we have here?
[03:57:58] What do we have here buddy?
[03:58:07] The next game is known as...
[03:58:13] Another brain you release a rock digital
[03:58:39] Starship troopers ultimate bug whoa oh my god
[03:59:09] Is this an old game brought back to life?
[03:59:21] Animation budget.
[03:59:30] I'll get you.
[03:59:45] Listen up, maggot!
[03:59:47] Basic training will transform you from a soft, fleshy civilian into a real bug-killing
[03:59:54] soldier of the MI.
[03:59:56] You will learn the final points of running, shooting, and tactical thinking so that you
[04:00:02] can be the best bug killer you can be.
[04:00:06] Alright, let's go!
[04:00:08] Veteran bug.
[04:00:11] Hi, I'm General Johnny Rico, and I want to thank you for doing your part.
[04:00:26] by buying Ultimate Bug War, an exciting new video game brought to you by FedDev.
[04:00:32] Are you thinking about starting on the road to citizenship?
[04:00:34] This game will test your metal and make sure you have what it takes to really give those bugs hell.
[04:00:40] Don't just take it from me. Let's hear from another Federation hero.
[04:00:46] Say hello to Major Samantha Dietz. Not only stars in Ultimate Bug War,
[04:00:51] but also helped advise on his production. How's it going Major?
[04:00:55] Please, just call me Sammy.
[04:00:57] Alright, Sammy.
[04:00:59] This game is based off of your experience
[04:01:02] during the first bug war that happened over 25 years ago.
[04:01:05] Isn't that right?
[04:01:05] That's correct.
[04:01:07] The missions that I was deployed on have finally become declassified.
[04:01:10] So, what better time than now
[04:01:13] to show the public how exciting becoming a citizen can be?
[04:01:18] It's an honor and a privilege to be a citizen of the Federation.
[04:01:21] When FEDA first came to me with the idea,
[04:01:24] I knew that this would be a beautiful way to pay tribute to the friends who served with me.
[04:01:28] You all signed up together?
[04:01:30] We're dead. Straight after graduating high school.
[04:01:33] You know, me, Janice Traykin, and Ethan Cordo.
[04:01:37] My friends over at R&D tell me this is the most realistic depiction of war that's ever been seen.
[04:01:43] That's right. You will get to step into my shoes and experience the first bug war exactly the way I did.
[04:01:49] You'll get to blast bugs and do your duty all from the comfort of your home
[04:01:54] Play then enlist then join the real fight
[04:02:02] Not a ripoff more of a
[04:02:06] Little back ish
[04:02:14] Over half into the squad starting school starship troopers game
[04:02:19] Yeah, first day in Trooper's school.
[04:02:22] And on the road to citizenship.
[04:02:24] Woo, we're living the dream.
[04:02:26] Best of all, we get to live it together.
[04:02:33] It was decently fun.
[04:02:36] So many choices?
[04:02:38] Oh, I don't know where to start.
[04:02:40] Don't stress out about it too much.
[04:02:42] Yeah, not everyone can be as well prepared as I am.
[04:02:46] Press tab to review, complete regulation, physical training, learn to shoot, and we gotta do
[04:02:54] all of these.
[04:02:55] Insane soldiers.
[04:02:56] I'm ready.
[04:02:57] I made it.
[04:02:58] Sir.
[04:02:59] I made it.
[04:03:00] Sir.
[04:03:01] I made it.
[04:03:02] I made it.
[04:03:03] I made it.
[04:03:04] I made it.
[04:03:05] I made it.
[04:03:06] I made it.
[04:03:07] I made it.
[04:03:08] I made it.
[04:03:09] I made it.
[04:03:10] I made it.
[04:03:11] I made it.
[04:03:12] I'm almost there, sir!
[04:03:26] I'm almost there, sir!
[04:03:32] Insane movement.
[04:03:37] Push the buttons to end the course
[04:04:12] I'll shoot.
[04:04:19] I'll come and stand by me to back you up out of the ocean.
[04:04:30] Sir, I'm grateful, sir.
[04:04:33] I got your bag, Sammy.
[04:04:34] Whatever the fleet can deliver, I'll send it your way.
[04:04:38] We did it learn to shoot
[04:04:45] I am blind where's this last right am I shooting
[04:04:56] Wasn't there a range oh my god, it's right there
[04:05:08] You're under slug I think that's what the under slug is
[04:05:34] I didn't think sergeant when even knew how to smile me either
[04:05:38] We killed it out there. Hey, just one test let Sammy laser combat simulation
[04:05:46] Have all the fun
[04:05:49] Are you ready to engage in a real simulator combat experience?
[04:05:57] And we turn it to blue team base
[04:05:59] I
[04:06:08] Got it when they're paying you to kill
[04:06:29] Yeah!
[04:06:31] Again?
[04:06:59] Oh no.
[04:07:00] Alright, let's see how this works.
[04:07:06] Oh no.
[04:07:10] Oh no.
[04:07:15] Oh no.
[04:07:20] Oh no.
[04:07:25] Let's see how this works.
[04:07:55] in the Federation. Come talk to your local recruiter today.
[04:08:01] There it is.
[04:08:03] I remember the day that asteroid hit like it was yesterday.
[04:08:06] So do I. A tragedy like that will change your life forever.
[04:08:11] It changed mine. I lost my parents.
[04:08:15] But I didn't let that trauma define me.
[04:08:19] I chose the right path. I became stronger.
[04:08:25] I chose the path to becoming a citizen of the Federation.
[04:08:29] That's right.
[04:08:31] Ever since that fateful day,
[04:08:32] we have both been working hard to ensure a better
[04:08:35] and brighter future.
[04:08:36] And want to remind you that you can too.
[04:08:40] It's important for young people
[04:08:41] to get involved with the community.
[04:08:44] And there's no better place to get to know
[04:08:46] the people that make this Federation great
[04:08:48] than in basic training.
[04:08:51] What the hell?
[04:08:51] If you're of legal age,
[04:08:53] play ultimate bug war, then get that bug out of your house
[04:08:57] and into your local recruitment office.
[04:08:59] And there's no better place to stick it into the bugs
[04:09:02] than in joining a fight, just like we did.
[04:09:05] Adventure is waiting.
[04:09:07] My unit was sent to Buenos Aires as part of the cleanup
[04:09:09] operation and then to Klendathu, who
[04:09:13] knows where the Federation will send you.
[04:09:17] Would you like to know more?
[04:09:20] Hey there!
[04:09:21] Are you between the ages of 10 to 18?
[04:09:23] Or do you have children fitting that description?
[04:09:26] Then why not consider enrollment in the Federal Youth Corps?
[04:09:30] Get a head start on planning your future
[04:09:32] as part of the Federation.
[04:09:34] And parents, don't worry.
[04:09:37] If you enlist your child,
[04:09:38] you'll receive priority for a permit
[04:09:40] allowing you to have a lover.
[04:09:43] That way your home will never be empty.
[04:09:45] Join the Federal Youth Corps.
[04:09:47] See you're bright tomorrow, today.
[04:09:51] listen up trooper your squad will touch
[04:09:55] this all right here we go we're ready
[04:09:58] here we go I'm ready
[04:10:07] the first match if Sammy doesn't kill more than 20 bucks she buys dinner for
[04:10:12] the rest of us when we're back home you know you're not supposed to be using
[04:10:15] the comms for personal stuff right now who says this is personal huh the sky
[04:10:20] Marshal wants us to give it all down there. I'll take that bet now. That's more like it. Well
[04:10:30] Winner makes the rules better get you all ready
[04:10:41] I'm like starship troopers. I'm not like crazy about it
[04:10:50] Yeah, it's fun to watch. It has a lot of peace of entertainment around it, though.
[04:11:50] I see it out of the LZ.
[04:12:00] Oh, what was that?
[04:12:07] More ammo.
[04:12:14] You guys hanging in there?
[04:12:16] Just barely.
[04:12:17] Something's definitely gone wrong.
[04:12:19] Yeah, this mission's totally full bar.
[04:12:22] My unit's falling back.
[04:12:24] Dude, come on.
[04:12:25] Don't tell me you're scared of a few bombs.
[04:12:32] Come on.
[04:12:44] I
[04:13:01] Seems like a diesel you made game
[04:13:14] should be able to take out the three fuckbuckers in your a.l.
[04:13:16] Got it. I'll head over there now.
[04:13:19] I'm going there. I'm going there.
[04:13:21] I'm just behind it.
[04:13:29] Triple satchel.
[04:13:31] What are you doing?
[04:13:33] Wow.
[04:13:35] Yeah, you can perfect reload, I noticed.
[04:14:05] Oh my god, I got no ammo!
[04:14:13] The ammo count is an issue.
[04:14:20] Where do I plant this?
[04:14:35] I got an M3.
[04:14:42] I got an M3.
[04:14:51] Oh
[04:15:04] I got an upgrade
[04:15:51] all right we need one more
[04:16:09] Number two great. Now hurry and get the last one
[04:16:14] Do I have to go around here?
[04:16:19] I'm gonna go around
[04:16:27] That does a lot of damage
[04:16:39] wait wait wait that's why that's why
[04:16:47] and
[04:17:08] And
[04:17:17] Plenty making his way up here from other angles, but nice job. The only good flat bulk is a dead flat bulk
[04:17:32] Reminds me of hail look at it like a potato halo
[04:17:47] The trash drop ship and plasma bugs.
[04:18:03] Is there an online mode now?
[04:18:06] Is there an online mode now?
[04:18:09] What the big one? I'll squat down over there. I've lost contact checking it out. Oh online here
[04:19:09] Oh!
[04:19:11] Damn, how many are there?
[04:20:01] There's probably some machine gun at the blue smoke.
[04:20:25] I'm on the side!
[04:20:32] How about this the right way?
[04:20:35] This goes around, if not long.
[04:20:41] Really.
[04:20:42] How about this the right way?
[04:20:44] Look at this goes around.
[04:20:47] If not low?
[04:20:50] Really?
[04:20:57] I don't think it goes this way.
[04:20:59] I'm gonna help you get up here.
[04:21:52] I'll find them.
[04:21:54] I'll find them.
[04:21:56] Please, how are you doing?
[04:22:09] Did I pick reload?
[04:22:11] Yeah.
[04:22:13] We made it! I made it!
[04:22:16] Reaching backup Romeo's squad.
[04:22:22] We're getting all the way down.
[04:22:32] And he missed.
[04:22:42] down. And he missed. Retrieve the nuke launcher. Whoa.
[04:23:00] Yeah.
[04:23:10] Have a revised!
[04:23:21] Have a revised!
[04:23:30] I'm just putting down some real good bugs.
[04:23:37] Things looking pretty bad there, Orc?
[04:23:47] A little.
[04:23:48] It's still pretty ugly, Sammy.
[04:23:50] Head up.
[04:23:51] Sky Marshall says we're getting out of here.
[04:23:53] What?
[04:23:54] Why?
[04:23:55] You see what's going on down there?
[04:23:56] We're getting slaughtered.
[04:23:57] That's it?
[04:23:58] It's falling back?
[04:24:00] There's one more thing left to do.
[04:24:01] Razor backs up dropping in.
[04:24:02] It's supposed to retreat.
[04:24:04] Clad one and secure the drop zone.
[04:24:06] That's more like it.
[04:24:07] The Razor back?
[04:24:12] Have one bullet.
[04:24:18] Oh, shit.
[04:24:28] Okay, okay
[04:24:34] Give us good speed
[04:24:57] I'm a big Mac, I'll be fine.
[04:25:19] Oh my god, is this him?
[04:25:49] How the hell do we get out of here?
[04:25:55] Oh, my god.
[04:25:59] Hey, hey, hey, hey.
[04:26:04] No!
[04:26:07] You're not taking me!
[04:26:12] You're not taking me!
[04:26:16] God, you're not taking me!
[04:26:21] Yes!
[04:26:41] Sonic Blaster?
[04:26:46] How the hell do you get in there like a cave entrance?
[04:27:03] Oh, this game is not online.
[04:27:17] Oh my god, he's gone.
[04:27:26] He's dead.
[04:27:28] Please retreating. I'll pick you up. I'm not losing you too.
[04:27:33] Enough of the arachnid forces to establish an LZ for Yenis.
[04:27:40] I'm gonna hang on a little longer, okay?
[04:27:42] How much longer is a little longer?
[04:27:44] Um, long enough that you're gonna have to deal with the whole of your way before heading your way.
[04:27:49] Oh hell yeah. Should've left it back.
[04:27:51] We're on our way. Don't be dead by the time we get here.
[04:27:58] We're done.
[04:28:05] We're done.
[04:28:12] We're done.
[04:28:19] We're gunned.
[04:28:21] We're gunned.
[04:28:23] We're gunned.
[04:28:49] I think I just killed all of them.
[04:29:19] Oh
[04:29:33] Shit I should save my fire
[04:29:49] I'm gonna take a while
[04:30:19] Oh my god.
[04:30:29] What?
[04:30:30] Oh, hey.
[04:30:31] Are you kidding?
[04:30:32] Are you kidding?
[04:30:33] No.
[04:30:34] No.
[04:30:35] Don't be dead by the time we get there.
[04:30:42] Are you kidding me?
[04:30:44] No!
[04:30:46] Don't be dead by the time we get there.
[04:30:48] No!
[04:30:50] No way!
[04:30:58] Alright, whatever. That was a cool game.
[04:31:00] Alright, we're going to play some Crimes in Desert.
[04:31:08] Let's go boys.
[04:31:12] we're going back
[04:31:17] I'm doing that again. It's like a nail gun going through my left and right ear with that gun noise. Ow.
[04:31:25] Do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
[04:31:33] Best game of subsunday was the coin game content king was way better than I thought
[04:31:41] um
[04:31:43] Scritchy scratchy was good
[04:31:45] Honestly, that starship game was good as well if you're in the mood for that's a good game as well
[04:31:53] Quick subsunday less than a thousand votes kind of a potato weakened gaming all good, bro
[04:31:59] Honestly, if you're still looking for a few games shit
[04:32:03] There's a lot to get done in this game and I want to dent it a bit to see what's going
[04:32:14] on.
[04:32:15] Okay.
[04:32:16] Do you know how long this game is?
[04:32:23] This game is like going through molasses.
[04:32:26] There's so much.
[04:32:30] i think i actually just finished the camp as well
[04:32:40] six acts of tutorial have you looked at the world map
[04:32:43] uh... i mean
[04:32:48] go back to the abyss
[04:32:54] oh yeah i killed a bear yesterday
[04:32:56] And he dropped an insane cloak.
[04:33:01] He dropped a plus, like a five defense cloak.
[04:33:04] And it gives me a beard of skies.
[04:33:11] Bro, we just did Sub-Sunday, relax.
[04:33:13] The games are kind of potato.
[04:33:15] Yeah, this looks fucking crazy. I look insane. I was gonna go up here and do a quest. Every
[04:33:37] Sunday the games are dog shit. That's not true, but I see you here every Sunday being
[04:33:42] little bitch. That is true. 16 silver bounty? Well, I actually saw there was a place you
[04:34:05] could go to get the fastest horse in the game. Yeah, this is one of those games where there's
[04:34:11] a bunch of shit that's using some outside resources isn't a bad thing. It kind of makes
[04:34:16] it a bit more fun. Either with that or you're not. I don't really fucking care, alright?
[04:34:24] Where is it actually? I might not... Oh, I'm wanted in this whole area? Oh, it's actually...
[04:34:30] Yeah, I think it's... maybe I go up north first.
[04:34:36] The Hermit Witch.
[04:34:40] Freak.
[04:34:43] You better watch yourself.
[04:34:44] Haunt under the P.
[04:34:50] Yeah, I think it's over here that I haven't discovered yet.
[04:34:57] Yeah.
[04:35:00] of
[04:35:22] Oh, there's something over there.
[04:35:34] Isn't here, does the foliage look super blurry right now?
[04:35:41] I'll found it.
[04:35:45] That was fast.
[04:35:48] How's the foliage looking all weird?
[04:35:58] I didn't change anything.
[04:36:01] Fuck.
[04:36:06] You switched to BLAA and back?
[04:36:08] It's a bug.
[04:36:12] Oh, this is where everything is. I saw there is something important here. These are little
[04:36:25] res things, and you can get the recipe on how to make the Palmer pills to res medicinal
[04:36:36] herb times 15 and water. I just yank this shit. Bye. Bye. Who's she?
[04:36:50] A riches age is always a secret. Have you found what you were seeking?
[04:36:59] Abyss Gear, Extract Abyss Gear, Embed Abyss Gear.
[04:37:11] I don't think I have any Abyss Gear.
[04:37:13] Have you found what you were seeking?
[04:37:15] Oh!
[04:37:17] Oh!
[04:37:21] Oh!
[04:37:23] Oh, it's like gems, kind of.
[04:37:26] You just rip these out?
[04:37:30] Cells for oh these sell to
[04:37:35] Okay, so this is just where when you get gear you can rip them out of sockets before you sell the gear you have or something
[04:37:41] That's all this area is
[04:37:44] Yeah, I'm I could get the white horse
[04:37:50] All right, look the bleed bandits are occupying Karen quarry drive them out and reclaim this site. I'm actually nearby here
[04:37:59] You should get a pet at auto-loots for you.
[04:38:06] I did see that.
[04:38:07] It's a bit of a grind.
[04:38:12] Find the mod on Nexus Exposure Correction CD Reshader.
[04:38:17] Are there already mods out for this game through DeNovo?
[04:38:20] I've already thrown my mods out.
[04:38:28] How are you easier than they do install?
[04:38:39] What is near the cave?
[04:38:40] Fast travel point near the cave.
[04:38:45] I got this- you know what this game reminds me of?
[04:39:06] Reminds me of Breath of the Wild.
[04:39:07] I fucking did not like Breath of the Wild, and that I had to keep playing it, and after
[04:39:14] playing it I then liked it by day three
[04:39:19] initially I was like this game fucking sucks now it's actually pretty good it
[04:39:33] has it's not perfect but it's just fun enough to explore and just do random
[04:39:37] stuff here and there three days of playing to like it I mean I don't
[04:39:42] Some some games just take a bit
[04:39:45] This game does a lot of things that are a bit annoying the other games do better
[04:39:49] But then it kind of once you get past a lot of the jank you kind of like understand
[04:39:55] But you still mess up
[04:39:58] Interest you should properly
[04:40:01] What is this in here? I
[04:40:04] Still don't know what to do with these you find them everywhere, but I still don't know what to do with these I
[04:40:09] Don't know if I need to go to someone for life
[04:40:12] I hear that shit out, but that's like the fourth one I have.
[04:40:17] Unless are those the ones that you fly up into the abyss and do challenges?
[04:40:22] Or are those just giving me new challenges to do to unlock stuff?
[04:40:27] I don't fully remember what those do.
[04:40:34] Just challenges?
[04:40:35] Oh, it's like kill three enemies without a hit and you might get like an upgrade.
[04:40:54] Oh, yeah. Let me see, actually.
[04:41:06] Um, let me see. Take 10 steps across a tightrope. Before the hourglass turns,
[04:41:14] bury three shadows in the night with the tip of your blade. Make three vanish without spilling a
[04:41:21] single drop of blood. How do I know if I finish these? I'm assuming I haven't because they're
[04:41:27] still here. I have not used the other character now. Oh yeah, I got this new move yesterday.
[04:41:38] Wow. It's a little weird to use because I think it's better if you do this.
[04:41:58] How did that miss?
[04:42:08] What?
[04:42:09] Yeah, fly up in the air and kick him in the face.
[04:42:24] You just need one pet to auto loot for you.
[04:42:40] So if I go and just pet a dog five times a day and then put some food out and I get one
[04:42:45] pet to do enough.
[04:42:52] I was playing on controller yesterday. It felt kinda decent on controller.
[04:42:55] On Xbox.
[04:42:59] Alright, when I go back to her nand, I'll see if I can do it.
[04:43:07] Five pet, three food is the max. You need five pets?
[04:43:11] That's like a grind, bro. Fuck that shit.
[04:43:14] I would do that, like, off stream.
[04:43:17] Instead of trying to spend an hour taming five pets.
[04:43:22] defeat
[04:43:34] and X X cabot run
[04:43:44] Well, I'll
[04:43:54] Oh
[04:44:19] All right, let's try that again
[04:45:24] spirit right now. Wow. Is my alt key cosmetic? I've never altered so many times for it to
[04:45:43] not do anything.
[04:46:13] I still think this game has delayed piece of shit combat at times where I've never
[04:46:40] and fucking literally take half a second to actually make him fucking roll
[04:46:49] Well, I guess actually incredible no one beta tested this game
[04:47:10] Oh, this guy is stalling, huh?
[04:47:25] How do you use sword flash?
[04:47:29] You actually do a move out of this?
[04:47:59] What a stupid fight man. What a stupid fight. Get the fuck out of here dude. That was actually
[04:48:09] dumbassery.
[04:48:10] The fuck out of here dude, I was so dumb man.
[04:48:25] Yikes.
[04:48:32] Yikes!
[04:48:34] Yikes!
[04:49:02] Dang.
[04:49:04] I wish I could have animation cancelled in this game.
[04:49:28] I can just run away from that.
[04:49:54] Yeah.
[04:50:12] Ah, okay.
[04:50:24] Holy shit, you stalling fuck.
[04:51:21] That's a little right there, holy shit.
[04:51:32] A
[04:51:53] knuckle driller?
[04:51:54] Oh.
[04:51:55] Really?
[04:51:56] Where was that?
[04:51:58] Where was that?
[04:52:03] Oh, you can use this over this?
[04:52:10] Oh, shit, wait, what the fuck?
[04:52:16] Oh, interesting, you can use these for mining.
[04:52:23] Are you so much rude for that fight?
[04:52:53] Coming
[04:53:23] Oh shit, I think he was friendly.
[04:53:52] I did not mean to liberate that guy but sure dude you're liberated I might try to go get
[04:54:06] that horse but what is happening here didn't I defeat this guy defeat the enemy around
[04:54:12] Karen Horry oh you have to still do this to fully complete it you gotta kill all
[04:54:16] all the people in here.
[04:54:46] Fuck that, I'm not starting over.
[04:55:12] I'll shoot at all of you, you dickhead!
[04:55:22] I'll shoot at all of you, you dickhead!
[04:55:32] I
[04:55:50] Wait, is that literally a hundred is that all the people here you have to fight holy shit
[04:56:02] Oh my god, man, this place is horrible.
[04:56:14] You gotta kill a thousand people here, and then also having a two-handed sword avoid hitting all that shit.
[04:57:02] up
[04:57:32] I should have went to town and upgraded to find my weapon a little bit before it does this.
[04:58:02] If this game has more responsive parries like Arkham Knight parries or something, it'd
[04:58:24] be nice.
[04:58:25] But I swear if you're trying to attack somebody and there you see them pushing behind you
[04:58:30] and you try to parry them, it ignores it. Or you can't do... you can't do a degree, but it doesn't...
[04:58:40] not the greatest.
[04:58:51] I can go home thanks to you.
[04:58:52] You drop something here, but no
[04:59:04] This guy lived I live I buried
[04:59:16] All right, this guy's from this art
[04:59:22] You gotta destroy those buildings as well.
[04:59:52] I
[05:00:22] This guy's stuck.
[05:00:29] I gotta find all these areas.
[05:00:38] This is going to take forever.
[05:00:52] Like, you get a group up a bunch of them and maybe blow up shit.
[05:00:59] Might be the way.
[05:01:05] There's so many range mobs though
[05:01:35] Okay, I'm gross missing everything.
[05:01:48] I
[05:01:54] Do breathing
[05:02:10] Holy
[05:02:18] I'm so dead dude. I actually used all my food. That's insanity.
[05:03:15] I feel like there's a better way to go about this, this is just like dumbgrind.
[05:03:45] Advanced weather effects randomly messes with stuff. Where do you see that?
[05:04:07] Maybe we do that at a different time. It seems like a very mindless mission to say the least.
[05:04:15] Um, I could try heading over to the left.
[05:04:22] Oh, actually, let's just finish.
[05:04:25] The main quest part just finished.
[05:04:33] Food? I need to get more food. I need a lot of food, but I remember I just finished this.
[05:04:57] This was part of the main quest
[05:05:27] Don't you want to take a jump?
[05:05:29] I'm not gonna fight you, you're just a stings old man.
[05:05:34] But, the man's just as a ticket-gathering-barrage.
[05:05:38] I feel it for you.
[05:05:40] Right, he's got a story.
[05:05:42] I'm gonna get this-
[05:05:43] I'm gonna get this-
[05:05:44] I'm gonna get this-
[05:05:45] I'm gonna get this-
[05:05:46] I'm gonna get this-
[05:05:47] I'm gonna get this-
[05:05:48] I'm gonna get this-
[05:05:49] I'm gonna get this-
[05:05:50] Chapter 4!
[05:05:52] You can do wield, I'm aware.
[05:06:24] girl at all now I kind of just ignored her and just kind of stuck with this
[05:06:30] guy's my man
[05:06:35] defeat the enemies
[05:06:48] I mean I've been upping the martial arts but I don't know I don't know if I'm
[05:06:53] Hopefully they're yet on the martial arts. I'm not fully convinced.
[05:07:05] You can summon her.
[05:07:09] Yeah, I'm gonna hold. Need more kung fu skills.
[05:07:13] Check the cause of the explosion. Alright, that's where we're headed.
[05:07:17] Blinding Flash Skill, top right.
[05:07:24] Oh, that's what this is.
[05:07:33] That's while enemies are blinded to rushing into the rabbit of flurry strikes.
[05:07:44] Oh yeah, that would be very useful.
[05:07:51] Press left shift to form a short leap and slash.
[05:07:57] Enhance that.
[05:08:01] Forward strike.
[05:08:05] True to the basic, needs to be leveled up.
[05:08:08] Oh, not enough. Yeah, this needs to be all left to strike while dodging backwards.
[05:08:14] Let me see if I can deploy them out.
[05:08:23] Now, armor ads, hell why can't I deploy them?
[05:08:32] Set destination?
[05:08:34] Oh, maybe I can't do it right now.
[05:08:48] Check the cause of the explosion.
[05:08:50] You sell some stuff.
[05:08:56] The alt left skill is really good for dodging.
[05:09:13] How much money do I have?
[05:09:14] I'm gonna sell some stuff and then see what I can do here.
[05:09:40] I don't know if I have any more.
[05:09:44] I
[05:09:49] This is what I'm not sure if this is worth refining
[05:10:14] Oh, small bones for finding this.
[05:10:43] I don't think it's worth topping those.
[05:10:58] These gloves are decent.
[05:11:02] I'm not sure these are decent amount.
[05:11:07] Should have done this before I fought that quarry boss.
[05:11:09] If you want something unique, I want to hear all about what my work has seen out there.
[05:11:17] Of course.
[05:11:18] Ashes aren't really big.
[05:11:21] It blade is to a warrior while a ship is to its captain.
[05:11:25] Na na na na na na na na.
[05:11:27] Can you survive, Price?
[05:11:35] Absolute justice.
[05:11:39] I forgot why can I use this greatsword
[05:11:49] diamond crafting and for refinement it's for Damian it's for the girl
[05:12:09] I don't have much to sell right now it doesn't want half this shit anyways
[05:12:39] I
[05:12:58] Know there's a tournament to get a spear
[05:13:02] Maybe I go to the tournament
[05:13:04] It blades to a warrior while ship is to a hammer dagger sword
[05:13:12] This guy doesn't sell a spear yeah, there's a tournament up north
[05:13:19] Yeah, there's a tournament up north
[05:13:25] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no flat barley harvest sack
[05:13:30] How much money do I have? 22? Not that much.
[05:13:38] Brian, get in the fucking katana. I know of the katana. I'm not getting it.
[05:14:00] You can get 500 silver in a nearby mansion. I saw that where do you know what mansion it is?
[05:14:22] Same mansion as the two-handed katana, I'm not gonna use the katana, but I will
[05:14:30] Where is it? Do you have a map location?
[05:14:42] Mada nabing bada nang, ma na na na na
[05:14:45] Sweet potatoes
[05:14:50] Damn, I need more, what do you call it?
[05:14:56] I need to go get more veggies
[05:15:01] Yes, I need veggies
[05:15:04] It's all flea back. I think this is the only dude that sells me veggie right now
[05:15:11] Make only fried meat
[05:15:18] Lion crest manor northwest of town
[05:15:24] Yeah, if you just do
[05:15:26] Grilled meat Shredda plus 80
[05:15:38] Lion crest banner, okay
[05:15:47] I wonder if it's a waste just doing 80s
[05:15:53] You just only have protein
[05:15:56] I guess you miss out on the spirit game is the main thing.
[05:16:20] I just make all these when I'm good to go.
[05:16:26] The next level, um, you need more mats for, I see, so it's better to do this.
[05:16:38] Okay, now I have a shit ton of food the next time I have to fight.
[05:16:44] Actually, I have barley if there's anything with barley to cook, but I don't think so.
[05:16:52] Toasted grains toasted grains might as well
[05:16:57] Just so I'm not just eating grains for food only grain crackers
[05:17:06] Kicking with your it's all flea bug picking with your sword is more fun
[05:17:19] Where's my untucked
[05:17:22] I've kicked all my meat.
[05:17:27] I need a key as well, what section of the key is under in this game?
[05:17:33] So I don't have a simple, I have one key, so I should be good.
[05:17:39] Not to go to the manor up north.
[05:17:44] How close are we talking here up like north-west-ish or?
[05:17:52] I mean, he took it from right down to it first.
[05:18:01] Ow!
[05:18:02] What should I do?
[05:18:05] This guy.
[05:18:06] What's going on?
[05:18:08] Hm?
[05:18:09] Ah!
[05:18:10] I was just thinking out loud.
[05:18:14] My head's been full of worries of late.
[05:18:17] The Nars River fishing grounds are seeing less visitors these days, once they were the pride
[05:18:24] of the region.
[05:18:27] So I thought, what if we raise the statue of the Goddess of Plenty?
[05:18:33] It'll be a nice addition to the scenery and stand as a symbol of fortune and prosperity.
[05:18:37] Two birds with one stone, as they say.
[05:18:40] If you would lend me your strength, I'd see you properly reward it.
[05:18:45] Okay, buddy, okay, buddy.
[05:18:50] Select that region on the map and press mouse click to open the mission lessons and press inspect mode.
[05:19:00] Excuse me.
[05:19:05] On inspect mode, the region.
[05:19:18] Maybe that worked.
[05:19:28] Ah
[05:19:47] Hold on you can get something missioners begin to select the comrades select a region on the map them where exactly are we doing this
[05:19:55] he wants a farm done near the fishing place oh here it is egg harvesting so he
[05:20:05] wanted one oh they all have different ones shit where where did he say I think
[05:20:12] it was near some fish shit where specifically I don't know what he was
[05:20:17] talking about
[05:20:25] Oh, there's uh, there's people there
[05:20:32] Can't even do it is blocked unless this one's not even a rod belt fishing dock house Felix. I gotta go clear it out first
[05:20:46] All right before I do this let me
[05:20:50] It's more south
[05:20:55] Let me get see where this manner is.
[05:21:01] You can send companions as well to go do it up.
[05:21:10] The one more south, this one?
[05:21:15] How south are we talking here?
[05:21:24] Uh, where is...
[05:21:47] available in this location. Hmm. I don't fucking know. Oh, you think it's because I'm on the
[05:22:07] horse? Oh is it in here lion crest manner? Right up this hill.
[05:22:37] Come on, guys, there's nothing sketchy going on here.
[05:23:07] I don't think there's anything in there.
[05:23:36] Oh, there's copper.
[05:23:43] Oh, I don't know if I was supposed to use my key there.
[05:23:50] Just kind of push the door open, shit.
[05:23:55] I didn't want to copper this way.
[05:24:03] Oh
[05:24:09] Blessings of the day
[05:24:12] Wando
[05:24:16] Blessings of the day blessings of the day
[05:24:23] It's important
[05:24:27] Wando is the katana. Oh, that's the katana. I'm not using that
[05:24:31] I'm gonna sell it.
[05:24:34] No, I like my weapon. I'm not gonna use the weapon everybody's using. I refuse.
[05:24:50] There's a little trap door there. Is this a way in? Oh, there's another way in through the window.
[05:25:01] There's some chances of them being down here.
[05:25:07] The door slightly cracked.
[05:25:15] So as long as that crime bar goes down that they don't know you committed a crime, but
[05:25:22] your rep goes down no matter what.
[05:25:25] But the only thing a rep is used for in this game is for rep gear.
[05:25:30] But you don't need the rep gear, you can just steal and buy shit, right?
[05:25:34] So it's kind of like a choice, you get rep if you follow through, or you can just steal
[05:25:41] stuff and shit on your luck, or your rep and it's okay.
[05:25:48] Oh, this is a lot actually right now.
[05:25:54] A lot of gear.
[05:26:00] vendors probably do sell the best-looking armor though right? Is this guy really
[05:26:04] gonna come in here?
[05:26:10] Stop! Are you fucking kidding? How expensive is this gonna be? Why is the door
[05:26:22] Open
[05:26:28] I think this is gonna be like minus 50
[05:26:45] What's the damage
[05:26:52] Hopefully I don't need... do I need a key to access the main house?
[05:27:07] Because I don't think this is a side house, isn't it?
[05:27:11] I think I need to enter from a different angle.
[05:27:32] Look how they're watching me. I'm gonna do this right now.
[05:27:41] Is this cosmetic it is not letting me open this properly it's not letting me open this
[05:28:02] Yeah, it just does not let me open this.
[05:28:20] entrance here I pressed the brother
[05:28:50] Maybe it's locked. I was holding it. It just pushes me off.
[05:29:04] Hmm.
[05:29:06] Okay. Enter?
[05:29:14] Okay.
[05:29:19] speak clearly now unless my mask is off I should have it
[05:29:29] mask is gone if you're in jail of course and I sold all my masks
[05:29:46] Come on, dude.
[05:30:16] Yeah, but I need a mask, so I need to go find some bandits to kill before I even do this
[05:30:23] I'm gonna kill everything
[05:30:35] There's an MPC that sells it
[05:30:42] I could just find some roaming mobs
[05:31:16] Black Market Vendor sells it right outside of town.
[05:31:43] Which direction is out of town this time maybe
[05:31:53] I know is the near the church is the black market
[05:32:00] Where is the church?
[05:32:13] Is this the church?
[05:32:24] Let's see, where is this guy?
[05:32:26] Sure.
[05:32:38] Oil trading.
[05:32:42] Oh, over on this side.
[05:32:56] God damn man!
[05:33:18] That's by a Wittinal, south.
[05:33:26] Yeah
[05:33:41] Oh
[05:33:44] Shit, bro
[05:33:49] I got you man
[05:33:56] I spotted a chest wedged between the cliffs went to look and then I nearly died just now
[05:34:02] My legs are still shaking. I'll need a moment to catch my breath
[05:34:07] Saw a chest between oh
[05:34:26] You actually kick him off the cliff no way
[05:34:56] Once you tell the pen an animal's fair game livestock fence was a trade of animals
[05:35:04] Oh, this is where you drop off animals
[05:35:11] No idle chatter only money talk
[05:35:17] Can I trust you not to blat?
[05:35:25] That was a fine deal.
[05:35:26] And the status plug as well.
[05:35:30] Not the careful.
[05:35:40] Stamina Siphon, Crit Rate Attack.
[05:35:41] So technically I can go and rip all those off the Hwando and then sell this if I wanted
[05:35:47] two or just straight up sell it for 15 I don't want it what happened here is
[05:35:57] already for good okay let's see now let's go back not teleport in current
[05:36:05] state excuse me yeah I'm trying to get the 500 silver from the mountain then
[05:36:15] And I'm gonna go get the white sword, I mean the white uh, what do you call it?
[05:36:36] I still have one question mark in here, I think every time I try to go to the tanner,
[05:36:42] Oh god, I'm stuck.
[05:36:45] It's too late.
[05:36:47] Unless this person is downstairs.
[05:36:51] There's fucking question mark dude.
[05:36:53] The lumen shit. Is this person downstairs?
[05:37:04] Oh it's her.
[05:37:05] Let me know if something piques your interest.
[05:37:10] Ah, just much a close.
[05:37:12] Take all the time.
[05:37:14] Visitors like you are a rare treasure.
[05:37:18] Alright, let's go.
[05:37:26] What the fuck was that?
[05:37:29] Back off.
[05:37:33] Oh you can sit with your horse. You just stand your horse as he rests.
[05:37:46] Oh is it drifting?
[05:37:50] I'm Sand Drift, I wasn't very good at it, but I see the method.
[05:38:08] Here's me!
[05:38:11] Here's me!
[05:38:13] It's not from before!
[05:38:14] They say his aspire closest to the stars.
[05:38:20] Don't mind me, friends!
[05:38:41] Oh, that looks HD as hell, dude.
[05:38:48] Rush food.
[05:38:58] Is this the fireplace where there's 500?
[05:39:03] I can't tell if it's actually worth stealing stuff from the drawers.
[05:39:16] They give you like small pouches, small boxes to steal, but it seems like a small amount
[05:39:22] where it's not really worth it.
[05:39:24] Alright, I'm done with my mask on.
[05:40:00] It looks like there's always a small box in these things.
[05:40:16] thing of no one's home. Oh, 500 hours stream confirmed. Oh, holy. Oh, is this just a puzzle
[05:40:39] Where are you turned?
[05:40:40] Oh, you're just turning.
[05:40:43] Oh, I thought it was one of those other ones.
[05:41:09] there it is
[05:41:32] engraved gold earrings that actually might be an upgrade minus four defense
[05:41:46] movement speed plus one why not on earrings big defense loss oh wait no no
[05:41:57] No, no, no, it's because it's comparing it.
[05:42:01] 70 copper.
[05:42:08] It rings!
[05:42:09] Where is that wokshake?
[05:42:17] How are these rags?
[05:42:19] Are in cloth armor?
[05:42:27] Y'all these have walkboxes, we don't need them.
[05:42:32] Oh god.
[05:42:37] Everybody's here!
[05:42:50] Can you actually take this and use it?
[05:42:54] six shield is this just a decoration
[05:43:06] oh steel
[05:43:14] there it is boys 500 silver at the bank
[05:43:18] Holy moly 500 silvers
[05:43:25] There it is
[05:43:36] Oh
[05:43:39] I just upgraded this shit out of my gloves. I don't really want any more gloves
[05:43:48] This looks important.
[05:43:55] Alright, do I exit the way I came in?
[05:44:10] That's right right here shield in the hall you can steal my shield is so much cooler
[05:44:36] Oh, good thing I went through here.
[05:44:54] got the katana I sold it.
[05:45:07] I don't want to use it.
[05:45:14] So now, I gotta go to the bank and I think he gives me 500 silver for one gold bar.
[05:45:41] Where the hell is the bank again?
[05:45:52] All right here.
[05:45:55] I was another question. Oh, is that where the gamma is upstairs?
[05:46:13] Oh
[05:46:18] Bye-bye
[05:46:23] All right, if I go here to this guy
[05:46:28] And I give him the gold bar there it is boys
[05:46:33] Reloaded actually dripping now. He's safe transaction. I can actually buy a castle
[05:46:43] I actually can buy a castle now.
[05:46:49] Oh, this is the shield.
[05:46:53] Oh my god, that gold.
[05:46:59] The shimmering on this shield.
[05:47:01] God damn.
[05:47:05] This is one of those games where all the metal looks so smooth and finished so well.
[05:47:11] It looks so clean.
[05:47:13] No, I don't, I like my shield better.
[05:47:17] Yeah, this is like a Viking shield.
[05:47:23] This mushroom was ugly.
[05:47:25] All right, I'm gonna see if I can now go
[05:47:27] and get the white horse.
[05:47:33] I got that shield from the Manor.
[05:47:36] The Manor has so much stuff.
[05:47:39] You just go there, rob the place,
[05:47:41] You're good for like a lot of the game
[05:47:54] Let me see if I can actually head here correctly
[05:47:58] Oh, this is a nice shot of the game. Damn. You know, I got a bed. You know where I have
[05:48:15] not been? I have not been up in the sky since the beginning of the game. Am I missing anything
[05:48:22] up there.
[05:48:34] Two skill points.
[05:49:22] I gotta say, when the screen goes blue, it looks so satisfying.
[05:49:44] Go over there.
[05:49:45] I'm gonna figure out where this key starts so I can find this horse.
[05:50:02] What the hell?
[05:50:10] Oh, there's like a thing up there.
[05:50:19] I'm not nearby a shining point maybe it's all the way up here
[05:50:49] I have not used my tab ability whatsoever. I have ignored this thing beyond the leaf
[05:50:57] Stop like upgrade it a little bit to fly off. I think I did upgrade it. I have ignored it completely
[05:51:11] Completely ignored it
[05:51:19] I saw a shine up here no way it's that one all the way there
[05:51:33] What?
[05:51:34] There ain't no way I'm going there, dude, so far.
[05:51:55] Wait a minute.
[05:51:56] You don't need to upgrade to sling off trees?
[05:52:01] Oh, you don't?
[05:52:23] Oh, well.
[05:52:31] That's what that was.
[05:53:01] Oh my god, oh shit, this is trapped up.
[05:53:24] That was a waste of a key to come in here.
[05:53:29] Nothing even in here, dude.
[05:53:34] It's already six o'clock.
[05:53:39] God damn, this game is so fast.
[05:53:44] I really want to get the fast horse before I go.
[05:53:48] I just don't have the...
[05:53:52] Don't have the what do you call it? I don't have the map unlock for the zone. I need to find the bell for the new area
[05:54:16] All of this artifact in here
[05:54:22] I don't think there's anyone in here for that.
[05:54:29] I got my key back.
[05:54:52] What are the chances of finding this place?
[05:55:22] Not all of you beat and kill!
[05:55:32] Hurry up! Let's do this!
[05:55:52] Oh, the all-lucklick move is so good.
[05:56:47] Holy shit.
[05:56:54] Damn, I'm not even with the upgrades, bro.
[05:57:01] Spam healing.
[05:57:06] I think their main dude died and they got scared or something
[05:57:36] chill bruh, chill
[05:57:45] what are you guys protecting?
[05:57:51] a bunch of marshy?
[05:58:06] come on horsey you gotta find the upgrade and I can put you in the stable
[05:58:23] We can retire.
[05:58:31] There's a bunch of people fishing here.
[05:58:49] A lot of areas around here.
[05:58:53] I feel like I'm nearby or something.
[05:59:18] of
[05:59:25] the
[05:59:28] death
[05:59:33] of
[05:59:38] the
[05:59:46] Oh yeah, yeah don't drown buddy.
[05:59:56] Oh my god!
[06:00:02] That was a horrible jump up.
[06:00:12] Do you actually stab through that's actually what you have to do here
[06:00:42] Oh
[06:01:01] Azerite
[06:01:06] Dark ringleader's cloth head
[06:01:08] Oh, not bad, dude.
[06:01:13] Imagine being stuck in here.
[06:01:19] Uh-oh.
[06:01:21] Uh-oh, I'm stuck.
[06:01:26] I killed the bear and got the bear cape, and it's like a wicked good defense.
[06:01:34] What are you so much stamina
[06:02:04] I'd be so surprised if I find this horse.
[06:02:20] I feel like he lives by this waterfall.
[06:02:24] I'm trying to find the bottom of the peat.
[06:02:28] Yeah, it's like working good defense on it. Maybe I got lucky for killing the bear and
[06:02:43] dropped it. I'm not going to find this shit, huh? Oh, there's a huge structure up there.
[06:03:13] You don't kill it
[06:03:22] They've been sure I'm in the right area
[06:03:42] I should go up there now that I'm there, huh?
[06:04:12] Yeah, there's guys there like a bell around here if I can get the bell I'll be good.
[06:04:23] Oh shit, honestly I bet the snow area will actually make the game look better because there's no foliage.
[06:04:36] Oh, the snow looks nice.
[06:04:42] I
[06:04:44] Hurry up!
[06:05:07] That building looks so sick, dude. I need to go there.
[06:05:14] Yeah, I gotta get up there.
[06:05:29] Where the hell is this place?
[06:05:34] In terms of Hernand, where is this damn place?
[06:05:40] It's somewhere west of Hernand, but like I don't see it anywhere.
[06:05:51] Somewhere west of Hernand.
[06:05:58] It's probably way more north up.
[06:06:10] Yeah, but you gotta find Pailoon.
[06:06:40] Oh my god, I'm completely in the wrong area.
[06:07:08] Holy shit, I can make it.
[06:07:23] Nowhere near the pee.
[06:07:25] How's the waste of time?
[06:07:27] Absolute waste of time, holy moly.
[06:07:32] Impressive.
[06:07:34] Impressive!
[06:07:36] All right, can I book it here is the question
[06:07:42] Because tomorrow we're gonna be rocking this 2300 meter
[06:07:49] This is a little weird actually I might need to go up here
[06:08:06] Oh, you can't palm-strike three times.
[06:08:29] it's cool it takes a while though
[06:09:29] Horsey!
[06:09:30] He's right there.
[06:09:32] Oh my god, horse?
[06:09:36] Okay.
[06:09:37] Do you prefer it as an MMO or a single player?
[06:09:50] I don't think it would have mattered.
[06:09:55] I think single player is fine here.
[06:10:02] I gotta do this one more time.
[06:10:07] Insane. Well, that was faster.
[06:10:25] As soon as I get all the way up here, I'm pretty sure it's just like a straight shot.
[06:10:55] Not summon in this location.
[06:11:24] of
[06:11:53] I go all the way around.
[06:12:23] We're almost there.
[06:12:28] Is that a bell?
[06:12:33] Oh no.
[06:12:38] Oh no.
[06:12:43] Oh no.
[06:12:48] Oh no.
[06:12:52] Oh no.
[06:12:59] Location over there. Oh, look at that!
[06:13:01] Insane!
[06:13:05] Respawn point.
[06:13:07] Probably great for the future.
[06:13:52] Well, what the hell is this stronghold?
[06:14:29] Or see really, where are you dude?
[06:14:44] You're dead if we don't get out of here dude.
[06:14:50] You got bear mounts here too
[06:15:02] What the hell why you just turned me
[06:15:04] It seems like a potential bad way of getting here.
[06:15:21] I swear this horse better have speed hacks with what I'm trying to do right now.
[06:15:47] This place is a damn war encampment here.
[06:15:55] Okay.
[06:15:58] Oh my god, there it is.
[06:16:13] There it is!
[06:16:16] There it is!
[06:16:17] I think.
[06:16:18] Oh my god, that looks sick.
[06:16:28] We made it.
[06:16:34] Now there should be a white horse here.
[06:16:39] I actually don't know how to tame it.
[06:16:41] Uh-oh.
[06:16:42] Can you just walk up to it and try to mount?
[06:16:48] Oh my god, there it is!
[06:17:12] I don't know how do you do this?
[06:17:23] That's right there
[06:17:42] I have no idea I have no knowledge
[06:18:12] I see, I kind of see, in the direction of the tail.
[06:18:22] Got it.
[06:18:33] Got it
[06:18:40] It's actually easier to just move the camera
[06:18:58] Are you kidding
[06:19:03] Buddy, buddy!
[06:19:15] Speed run, speed run!
[06:19:22] There it is, fastest horse in the game, register and ride.
[06:19:30] heyyyyyyyyyy
[06:19:35] Fastest horse in the game acquired
[06:19:40] yoooooooooooooo
[06:19:41] he doesn't have the other gear though
[06:19:45] the other horse took it
[06:19:50] yooooooooooooooo
[06:19:51] this is it right here under the p
[06:19:53] Fastest horse in the game
[06:19:57] right here dude
[06:20:00] This lake.
[06:20:26] What up? Welcome to your new life.
[06:20:30] Okay, that's not working.
[06:20:37] Okay, you did that on purpose.
[06:20:44] You need a heal boy.
[06:20:50] Boy!
[06:20:51] You need a healer boy.
[06:20:55] Boy!
[06:20:56] There's a healer boy.
[06:20:59] There you go.
[06:21:08] What do you mean you can't teleport?
[06:21:17] Get me out of here.
[06:21:19] Ooh, iron ore.
[06:21:21] Ooh, more iron ore.
[06:21:24] Ooh, more iron ore.
[06:21:27] Ooh, more iron ore!
[06:21:29] Ooh, more...
[06:21:36] What?
[06:21:37] Oh my god!
[06:21:38] What the heck? That was so much iron ore!
[06:21:43] What?
[06:21:45] Jackpot!
[06:21:50] Infinite iron ore glitch!
[06:21:57] I
[06:22:02] Will be on to Maro gg boys. I got a bounce arena people. Thank you guys for watching like always
[06:22:11] I'm probably gonna continue this game tomorrow
[06:22:14] Thank you guys for chilling. I would totally keep lying, but I got a bounce bounce
[06:22:19] I got I got I got 500 silver now and a really good horse. All right very nice
[06:22:25] I'm going to do a lot of main story push just to unlock more things and then do some bounties along the way tomorrow
[06:22:31] But chat thank you guys for chilling you guys enjoy the rest of your night. Follow the channel
[06:22:36] Thank you guys for chilling. I will be on tomorrow best games of sub Sunday were
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[06:22:49] You're a good game, you know, if you're in the mood.
[06:22:52] Peace out chat, enjoy your night, till next time, goodbye people.
[06:22:56] Thank you for watching, like always, I'll see you guys tomorrow, peace out guys, jj.
[06:25:49] You