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My god people a sudden let us catch me. We got off. I'll show you guys doing
Thursday stream people
I guess they were chat house life. Yes, yes. New Diablo for expansion cinematic. Is this
is this real? Wasn't that the neck was the was the cinematic before just the necromancer
reveal. Was that all it was? CS2 updated animations, I saw it. It's in game, not a cinematic.
Make me play D4 again. I don't know if it's, I don't think so, bro. I was thinking I would,
I would play a little more ARMA life today. I'm not gonna lie. That looked kind of,
it was kind of fun yesterday. It always has the hilarity built-in.
But I would see if I could be an EMS, but I think I need to apply.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, Darwin Paradox is out as well. I could totally do a playthrough of Darwin Paradox.
I could totally do a playthrough of the game. I did enjoy the demo. It was good shit.
four to five hour game yeah I mean I could do a play through of this like I
said the demo was cool
I am Jesus crisis out it's funny man I mean lol what am I gonna do bro it's
gonna be kind of like a potato game at the end of the day
Um, it'll be kind of funny and then like, not, you know, check this rat game, okay,
Well, I'm trying to see how you apply to be a, wow, a paramedic.
But I see nothing in here on how to be a paramedic.
Cloud server simulator.
Oh wait, hold on, I found it.
Hold on boys, I found it, hold up, hold up.
Let me set an application.
it's fire and rescue. Although stealing people's cars sounds fun. And I love the fact that
it's PlayStation 5 and Xbox, so it's like random people. What was my name? Pimpel? Character
ID? Oh my god, you gotta log in. Hold on, boys. I would have done this off stream, but
this won't take long. This won't take long. I just needed to get info that requires me
to log in.
All right, hold up. Let me see here. Okay. I wonder if the servers are connected. It
It doesn't matter where you go.
All right, KCD today?
I don't think so, man.
I don't think so.
Hold up, hold up, I almost done.
I just gotta log in and find in-game escape character info.
I'm not playing this just yet.
I'll probably play it later in the stream.
I don't think I'll be a medic today though.
What do you do?
You do escape character info?
Lies.
Escape character info.
There's nothing that says character info.
I'm not trying to show you guys right now.
I might hit up the aisle.
I might see if we can do a little Terra meetup.
You know, see what's going on for a little while.
I'm gonna bounce around here and there.
I'm gonna bounce around.
I'm gonna do a terror meetup. I would play Darwin's project. I could play Darwin's. I mean paradox. I
Could bro, this is this is BS escape character info is the biggest lie. There's no escape character info
There's nothing I don't know what to put here
You evolved from Terra.
No I didn't.
Please lengthen this text to 500 characters or more.
You're currently using 98 characters.
Buddy.
a lack of detail and use of a i will result in denial why do you want to
join lakeside valley fire and rescue
mother
uh... what the fuck
i got a lot of god damn essay dude
uh...
one second boys sorry I'm almost done Zerg starcraft 2 ladder begins today
You're crazy, bro
I
Damn mad
I don't know watching it. I don't know I just read
I'm almost done boys. I got 200 characters left
I'm writing a damn novel.
Yeah, it is why do you want to join Lakeside Valley fire and rescue I said I have our feet the traditional
gangster police officer and many other RPG servers in my years of gaming
I have our feet in our McDo threes with his GT ARP
I've never fully taken on an EMS role before and I would like to try
It'll be a new angle of roleplay. I haven't experienced yet
And they still want 200 more letters, words.
What the hell else do you want me to say, man?
What else do you want me to say, bro?
That's basically it.
I mean, it's ain't that deep.
And that's it, brother.
Also seems like you guys are sometimes a bit understaffed maybe, so it would be a nice
roll to fill, and learn how to see how the server and players conduct themselves around
and uh,
EMS
workers
Come on bro
All right, submitted submitted
What the hell?
All right, now this is going to take a bit.
Character background 500 words?
Oh my god, dude.
Oh
Man, I just want to heal people and do dumb shit
Dude, I'm not using AI bro. It says lack of detail. You said AI will result in denial
I have not gotten I will say I have used AI here and there Morris Google
But I have not gotten to the brain rot
section of kneading it and you instantly whipping it out of the tool belt when I
need to write something
yeah yeah that's something that is not my first thought process I'm still in
this is type it answer the question
You squad and then put it on the topic and then shut it up and judge me D and then what
they say and then paste it and then the guy you're talking to do the same thing but with
three other instead used and dropping at the cloud at the set committee what the hell even
is this bro who's turning out a paragraph or running it into Ford machines.
I don't know what are you guys probably in class you probably did that you had an essay
you ran it through chat GPT and then you they're all strainers and they're like John GPT wrote
this now you profited a lot and run it through the strainer all right block and then grok
Then Grock was horrible and then you have to go back.
You run it through four screening processes.
And then still, bro, 500K character background.
Dude, this is, it's not even gonna apply.
What happened?
What's the character background?
Come on, man.
What are we doing here?
It's gonna be generic.
Um...
It's gonna be generic here.
I know, I can't show the application, bro.
I can't...
Oh my God!
I can't show it.
That was loud.
Let me see here, let me see here, let me see here, all right, used to live in Los Santos,
to live in Los Santos and everyone I knew died. Now everyone I knew was involved in illegal
activities. I now grew up in Los Santos and everyone I knew was involved in illegal activities.
Saw friends die
Enemies
Become friends. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I don't even know what the hell bro. What about the AI bro?
All right, never mind. We'll get out
Where is it?
I grew up in Los Santos everyone I knew was involved in illegal activity saw friends die enemies became friends
and then back to enemies this is filler to just get to the word count
Now, um, uh, eventually, uh, became a gang lord, renowned in the streets, but after years
of crime.
Pimpel.
Got out scot-free.
Served some time at Los Santos
penitentiary.
I know, bro.
Yeah, don't fucking judge me.
Have these characters in TV shows and movies.
They're only backstories.
They're depressed and drunk.
Okay, buddy, this is already more deep.
served some time at Los Santos
Penitentiary. Got out, realized I am 40 years old now, realized karma, realized all the karma I had was bad.
So now I need to reverse it.
Moved to Lakeside.
I think this is called Lakeside.
Moved to Lakeside.
Kept my old name, Pimpel,
as a reminder of the old life.
But now looking to
help the community of Lakeside.
And I have seen many died, die.
I have seen a lot of blood.
So I have been around a lot of...
So I was like, why not just be an EMS then, right?
That's the lore.
The logic makes sense.
Why not?
of the gangbanger. Now you are, I'll be the EMS. Move to Lakeside. Can my old name pimples
remind of the old life but not looking to help the community of Lakeside. And I have
seen many die. I've seen a lot of blood so I've been around a lot of crime scene. So
Now, instead I will, I wish to be the healer, the person who aids, not takes life.
Tell me that shit is 500 characters. Holy fuck.
PAGE ISN'T WORKING! Oh my god.
What the fuck, Matt? I submitted it.
Dude, oh wait, I think, oh wait, no we're good.
Alright, there it is, easy clap, apparently it submitted it, that was the worst application.
I'm not playing this yet though, probably, the thing is, I could, I put in part time because
Because I do want to do crime on this server, but I also want to see how the EMS role is.
So I'm going to play a little bit of both.
So until then I can do some crime.
Hi boys, what are you doing here?
I'll see when this finishes.
I think you can do both, I'm pretty sure, because you can actually have two characters anyways.
Data Center is out, which one is that? Is that the one where you literally play like a...
This game actually looks sick.
I would play this just out of pure curiosity.
If it's almost one to one, I want to do this.
I want to learn.
This came out.
This looks satisfying.
Does it tutorial you at all?
It must.
It's bad, I tried it.
I don't know, it looks pretty, it looks like it's gonna be rough around the edges,
but if it actually functions, it is very similar to real life. That's actually not a problem.
And the reviews are...
Unplayable on laptop.
The problem is that you start to notice that the game was released in November and not early
actually so show the skaters that it was but does not feel like a $10 game.
Money income is slowing on this is like an idle game.
I mean, some of the complaints aren't like...
Yeah, it seems like it's like specific shittinesses on the thumbs down, but it's not like a bad
game if you're looking for this.
I don't know, that's not that bad.
I'm going to apply it to a real data center job and mention that I played this.
You know what?
Why not?
Show them that you simulated it to some degree.
Why not?
Why not, bro?
You know they have shipbuilders?
A lot of shipbuilders, they train and like, I want to say Korea, they use VR to train.
Whatever.
Especially for like painting.
Painting massive,
massive boats.
Are you doing Sub-Sunday? Yes, it's already Thursday.
Thursday. What is pecking order? I don't know how it's already Thursday. I thought it was Wednesday.
But I don't know about this, bro.
I don't know about this.
I saw Raccoon.
I enjoyed the demo.
I'm not like dying to play at the 1.0, I realized.
I realized.
Road to Vostok officially comes out.
Really, this officially comes out next week?
I bet they have like 10 demos.
I
I'm not like, I don't know bro. I'm not like super... I'll say
You know what this used to do it for me, but not anymore
Like if anything this is just gonna be like a stuffed stalker like
with like some good elements and then you're like okay I hope I'm wrong I
that's just kind of it
It's perma death?
Someone sell me on the game, alright?
Gunplay doesn't do it for me.
Gunplay is the most basic shit in a video game that you get to pull off.
Is it just like Tarkov?
Oh, this is a one dev game?
and with a permadeath zone for one mistake and end it all.
Why not? Why not?
Base building and an actual ending.
Wasteland Bites comes out in an hour this game this game was I play this on
It wasn't that bad. It wasn't that bad.
It was a little, uh, ridiculous.
I got far, dude!
I played this for a decent amount of time.
I will try SM Box.
Yeah, this was fun. This is one of those games that's fun for a little while. It's fun for
a little while. This will probably be kind of, probably get like, mostly positive.
Head up some Daisy or Stocker mods in Reforger before RP.
They're great.
What is Daisy on Armor Reforger actually good?
March 26th, and I played this.
I played this for 0.6 hours.
I
it's fully out now it's a once-a-one Berlin map that's cool bro i don't know if i want to
drive a bus right now. Steam Deck 2? Yeah, what happened to the Diablo 4? I thought there
was a Diablo 4 trailer.
Bro, I've seen I am Jesus Christ, bro. I know, I know, chat. Like I said, this is like the second time I would have played it. So I already lulled. So it's hard to lull again.
You know, I know I'm aware.
Wait, what, there's a cutscene exclusive first look at an in-game cutscene for Diablo 4's
I'm coming to expansion of Lord of the Patriot.
Oh, engine cinematic.
A pilgrim comes to our shores.
Let him wash in the waters so that he might
prove himself worthy of the sun.
Many of you walked with me to the fires of the mainland.
Now, your faith will be rewarded.
The souls of creation, the path to a better future, is near, and by the grace of Queen
We will reach it!
Thank you, Laura.
Thank you, Laura.
Laura?
Now?
Of all time?
It seems a new pilgrim has joined us.
Listen.
He's a demon.
The main one burns because of him.
because of him.
Nice.
Is it where... that's Muflista, right?
I don't understand.
The people say he's a saint.
What proof do you have?
You have my word.
As a whole, Ratrim?
As someone you once called friend.
That...
The rea...
...he loves!
Heh, afraid I'll spoil your show.
Not at all.
Heh.
I barely knew you existed until today.
But now you've stepped onto my stage.
And you thought there would be no consequences.
You are but a man.
And now men are just so small.
He's gonna start laughing.
Just kidding.
Oh.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
I
Can spoilers to somebody
Oh, no.
Just getting a rez her.
He's here.
the Herodram know he's Mephisto everybody else thinks he's a god
look upon him the be reminded of what hate can do
reverse you now
it is in our nature to hate
and that is why i've brought you here to change that nature
I'm kind of damn they're already on their third expansion huh or second yeah
the I'm below the above below the ember the below I don't know man I don't know
I don't know the Blizzard in-game cutscenes are weird like there's there there are weird mix of good bad
Like it seems like they could have popped up harder
But they're not they don't seem as good as they could have been given Blizzard. There's like something about it
Yeah, like they could have done it like they could have popped off harder with them
The cinematics are better. Yeah, yeah, I mean these are they went in game for all these warlock gameplay trailer for D4
I added the warlock as well warlock and paladin
I did see mortal shell to gameplay reveal it was cool man I'm thinking yeah I'll hit up some armor
Forger we can do some we can do some we could do a little a little of the aisle we
could we could we could do a little terror meetup see how many people we got
together
See if we can get like 60 Taren, hopefully kill one damn dinosaur.
True or do a playthrough on Darwin's paradox.
The Starcraft ranked time. You're crazy, brother. You're crazy.
Or we do a playthrough of Darwin's paradox, brand new release, five hour playthrough, boom, boom, done.
We have routes to take.
I would have to, I wonder if it keeps the save from the demo, because doesn't it start
in the beginning of the game?
Should we do Darwin?
Should I play a little bit of Darwin and see what's going on?
It doesn't.
It was better than expected.
It's on my wish list.
When you release, bro, I don't really care about the Jesus Christ game.
It's literally, it's going to be like a potato game.
And it's just like kind of funny for like 30 minutes, but like, honestly, bro,
who is indulging in that like, come on.
Like it's kind of funny, but like, you know.
You just described 90% of sub Sunday games.
Sure, man.
I'm sure how big is this, it's already almost done here.
Yeah, sir, com pecky what I meant, thank you for the 81 months.
Let's see, let's see.
I voted for Darwin for Sub-Sunday.
What happens now?
Oh no, dude, you're screwed.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, you gotta fill out so much paperwork.
Oh my God.
Oh man, someone will email you, holy shit.
Sit down, sit down, you're gonna have to wait.
Alright, this game's demo was surprisingly not bad and I think I played this with a
All right, let's see what we have here, let's see, let's see,
Vc? upscaling?
where are we at?
very nice
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Does it polymory have some bits of it?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's squid, right?
Oh, true, true.
Call Murray's squid.
Yo!
Ah.
Everyone knows I'm so smart.
Wait can I actually...
Whoa!
Oh.
No!
The end!
the end 24 99 the end
oh yeah it's nice man it's like finding Nemo
Oh my god another octopus, so we're off the pie.
Who eats us? Who is our main threat in the water under sea? I'm just following this guy. I don't know if he's...
We gotta spam it a little bit here.
Yeah, who eats the Occupy? What's their main...
Where do they fall there? Who's eating them? Eels? Is that true? Dolphins?
sure into the unknown oh
honestly man a sunken ship would be a cozy spot that'd be a cozy house right
there boom I mean that's a nice law house area right there if I was a fish
You food
Okay, okay, oh, okay, let me just use my eight brains
Oh
It's the Toriel Sam the squid
He's got to follow what he's doing.
Yeah, he's most likely going to get eaten at the end here.
Something's going to go and what happened earlier is going to happen to him.
Whoa!
Oh, it's nice here.
Wait for me!
I'm pretty sure, isn't this Konami's first original game now?
Since everything, since like, they've restructured, right?
Not including Silent Hill.
Yeah, but that's still Silent Hill.
Oh god, it is Eels.
Oh yeah, you have to camo to the surface.
Oh sheeeeeee.
Oh, it's a whole eel family.
There it is.
I made it. I made it. Survival. Adaptation.
Okay, okay. Oh shit.
Full blind.
Yeah, that was- Okay, okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, little tracer shot.
Clean, clean.
past
oh
you taught me everything
Oh, we're both going. Oh.
Wait!
Oh, I wasn't expecting that.
How is the UFO?
Oh my god.
Oh, they threw me away, dude.
Even he didn't want to cut him on a serve me
Me shake oh
Yeah, ah wait, so we are on earth
Come on
oh my god well shit really oh wait what
What are they, huh? Oh my god! Ow.
They're really gonna push this.
No, I don't have to.
Okay, I don't know what they're eating. Something.
Down in the dumps.
What kind of food do you food will produce you? John Doe said it is very clear our mission seven. We humans
That's you food will make all kinds of give me some of food for simple people like us when we press for a little more
Information CEO and I said don't worry. I promise your food will make you happy. We'll even donate donut shit food to the police
Oh, I see aliens
disguised as humans
Starting a damn food company
hold for her hold it doesn't look like I need fucking help dude
does it look like I need fucking help brother
does it look like I need to fucking help me
search your fault Lane yeah pretty much
I don't think so, man.
So I guess I'm trying to get back to the ocean.
Or maybe I'm trying to save the guy.
The orange dude.
All right, I don't know what my life, my purpose is now.
I'm lost.
I'm lost in purpose.
Can I not grab, wasn't it square to grab, no?
Alright, I can't use any of my abilities right now.
Oh, here's this.
What the hell?
What the hell is that?
Hello
Can I not drag this over
Don't tell me this is the first puzzle dude whoa
There it is
Okay, okay
Easy
Yeah, we could have spawned as a fucking octopus, alright?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I am tasting to the rats.
I am!
No, I smell like rotten seafood!
Okay, okay, they don't care. They will eat anything.
Oh god. Oh god. Oh my god! No!
All right, first death.
What the hell's the catch here, dude?
Speed?
Speed.
Ah!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Ah!
You're kidding, right?
You're kidding.
Maybe I can use my abilities now.
I s-
God fucking dammit, hold up.
Hold on, hold on, oh wait, I see, I see, I- there's a path behind me.
We got a path behind.
Come on, man!
all right saved that's my best move that's my good thing these are all empty very easy
Easy to push.
UI Dev cooked, insane job.
Alright, you know I'm gonna keep this box.
Alright, I'm in, I'm in, let's get out of this damn dump.
I don't know what my purpose is, but right now I just need to get out of here.
On my way back to the damn ocean.
Whoa! Oh my God!
What?
Haha.
Dude, okay.
What the hell, man?
What if this is the ocean?
Come on, man.
Ah!
Nice.
Timing right there.
The tire tracks.
No!
You damn rats!
to catch here that's my ride I think that's my ride
there it is oh yeah we're moving
Oh
Survive are you breathing outside water water
It's been survived for a while outside water, I don't know man
Oh, that's a sick shot even though it's trapped what the oh my god. Oh my god
Wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm not, I'm not tasty to them anymore, I'm not
tasty anymore
whoa don't tell me there's fighters in this game dude no no no no no do not
we ain't doing that this is actually oh I have to go oh no it's falling off
I could not jump for my life.
Radioactive shit is also a rat repellent.
Alright, nice, nice.
Wait, what?
Why did that just loop me around?
What?
No, wait.
Am I just going back?
Wait, what?
What?
Am I just going back? Wait, what? I'm just going back all... I think I'm just going back
around. Didn't I already pass one? No way. Really, I was just supposed to go up. What
was the point of that area? I think this is the right way. Almost there, almost there.
go octopus go go there and i think this is the escape what what did i just go back to the beginning
i did then and i dude
all right maybe we go left
we're descending
I went the wrong way. Don't tell me I need help!
I don't think it was top left.
How was it not this way?
Oh here it is, here it is, here it is, here it is, here it is, here it is.
Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta.
Clean.
Progress.
I'm gonna save you, little octopus.
I don't know where this leads.
Hopefully, there's someone who finds you not a delicacy.
What?
This way, this way?
Oh my god!
Alright, good stuff.
Yeah, this is the, this is the puzzle right now.
I think I'm bringing...
No, it's not. Never mind.
We're going. We're going.
I made it.
No!
Oh, I'm right here. I'm right here.
Oh, true, true, true.
I might need more of this, nope.
I might need more of the green stuff, I'm not sure.
But I can just go up now and it probably pours down.
Yes!
Yes!
I don't know where we are, bro.
I am not sure.
I mean if you're a rat and you have an underground base under a garbage dump, I see as they are
garbage eaters.
I'm gonna die here. Okay.
Yes, sit for life chat. Wait, one, give me literally 10 seconds.
I
All right, sorry about that
Oh wait, that's exactly what I was supposed to do
Hold on, I'm lost Am I supposed to go this way?
It was left, uh, I might be screwed.
This might just be death.
Yeah, this is death.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
Will I make it? Will I make it?
Made it, made it, made it.
Ah, this is Octodad before he became Octodad.
Maybe, maybe, maybe we're falling even further down.
Okay.
Ooh, water!
Ah
okay okay now we know that we can do this
remembered about the suction
what's over here
Must be the right way or not.
Actually a dead end.
What?
No, that was a dead end.
Oh
Oh my god.
What the hell is that thing?
That ain't no fish!
It kind of looks like there's so many different paths to go right now.
That just spits me back out there.
Oh
Made it
Okay
All these are still heavy
Should we get enough?
Oh wow.
Oh god.
Oh my.
I almost got smushed.
I'm trying to take any little shortcut there.
More acid bath?
Alright, I'm gonna have to go all the way around.
Or not.
Not any surface then.
Yeah, what's the catch, dude?
Nothing?
No rats?
Oh.
Weird.
Man it, man it, man it.
Oh, wait, you know what I think?
Okay, wait, hold on, hold on, I think.
What?
You can't stick while you have the green stuff on you.
What the hell are you supposed to do here?
There it is.
Oh, and...
Oh my God!
It will fall off. It will fall off. Might need that or... oh yeah. Okay. Okay. We need
this. We need this.
Okay, this is a boost.
Wait, can I make it still?
Alright, that should be enough.
I think this is what you have to do.
Oh my god! Yo! Delayed shit jump!
One more time, one more time!
I'm coming rats wait
here we go here we go here we go wait
insane. Absolutely skillful right there. Are you serious?
The timing is so tight.
I swear it already, I didn't subverge myself fully dude. Oh my god.
I dunno if it's actually this way.
We're gonna you're gonna keep making me drip here now when I don't need it it's just stuck
here no shit move the barrel it didn't let me yeah I am sick and tired of you
motherfuckers who don't play games and you have the capacity to backseat game
while being fucking wrong I'm sick of it bro I'm sick of it it's the most rage
inducing shit man oh my god the amount of window gamers is so fucking annoying
You literally can't.
I'm pretty sure you gotta go left and then come back here.
Or you have to run to the left, fully clear it, and then jump back up.
Really
Oh
Let's try this again, holy shit
I'm dripping
There's fucking guy man
Are you fucking kidding man just jump up are you kidding
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Bro, the last time I jumped up there you couldn't move the barrel.
That's why I'm trying to stay down here a little longer for the green shit to fade off.
There it is.
I pushed it too far and I couldn't fit in that gap
As you make this yes
All right, what's the catch here? I feel like I need this stuff on him. Oh
God, where am I even going? I think I'm just trying to fill those much
Oh, I didn't set up the box correctly.
I see what I gotta do, though.
Fuck.
I believe I can do this.
I'm trying not to go back.
No!
Easy.
Up?
Oh shit. Oh my god.
Okay, okay.
Let's see catch here.
Looks like I'm supposed to go up.
I might need...
Oh, the green stuff would help me here.
What the ffff?
Did I miss something?
Okay, I missed something back before that like opens this.
Or, oh, no, oh wait, no, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay,
it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Yeah, no, here we go.
Ah, this way, right.
Okay.
Hold.
I'm not going to risk it, hold on.
There we go.
Oh
Excuse me
Whoa
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to go back to the damn sea.
The thing about this game is, it's a little confusing because there's a lot of like
back and forth it's not very like you're you're trekking back it's like a different
it's just it's a little different
I feel like I think this is the right way.
At least this is trekking back or like moving around the map more 3D like without needing
to collect powers or something.
He made it!
Holy shit!
160 volts. Oh, we made it back. It was like a big detour to now go into the big food plant.
Oh my.
I'm alive.
Did I replace spider?
The video game on PS1 as a kid.
This game reminds me of that.
No, I never did.
Now we are in the Meat Facility.
What the hell are you going to check out knock one once it's released?
I don't think so, bro.
That team's lost.
That team's lost.
Nothing can save them.
I don't think so, bro.
Don't touch. You become fucking fish shit. Oh god, I touched it. Oh my god. Am I doing
this correctly? Yes I am.
Wait. Wait. What? Oh shit. Oh shit. I'm lost right now. I'm actually lost. Where? Ah!
That's why I back down?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Ah!
I don't know who did the damn plumbing here.
what the hell bro oh my god
Wait, it's making me go in, no way.
I think I'm supposed to jump on this and then go.
Okay. Oh, oh yes, yes.
Really?
Now maybe get on the conveyor belt.
We'll just get a little tan.
Oh yeah.
Full sauna action.
over oh my god oh god
somehow
what the hell dude
Dude.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
What the hell, man?
My timing was shit.
God damn it, hold on!
Y'all, it takes a second.
I don't know if I got the timing there, I think I failed.
Dude.
I'm trying to anticipate.
Hold on.
It looks like I can skip the first one.
Are you serious?
Dude.
I'm trying to anticipate it and it delays itself.
Oh my god, bro!
Oh, I'm not hesitated
Really there it is
There it is, holy shit there it is go down dude run go go go go go go go jump jump jump jump jump jump
Wait, I'm alive.
Okay.
I just died there.
Really?
Ah
Oh wait a minute
Okay
Everything they got to do to make the food
We're in, we're in!
Oh my god, what the fuck?
No way
Not in a bad what
Oh
Wait, wait, wait. Oh, I think you're supposed to go under there. You're supposed to go under
Yeah.
Up.
Ow!
Okay, I don't think I can connect away what the hell oh, I could just jump
No I'm dead!
No!
Oh my god.
No!
Oh my god!
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Oh my god!
What even is this?
Okay, here we go
Whoa!
Awww!
Alright, I gotta go this way.
And then I fell off a bit.
Whoa!
There it is. Oh my god, I survived. They can't get any worse. Green is good, right? Oh.
Oh, shit. What do you what do you mean? What do you mean?
And we're trying to clog the system.
Stack them all up.
Yeah, what if I just, like, close one of them?
Just make it so the full stack goes through?
Let me see.
I don't know.
I'm not sure what I need to do here.
I'm going to just see if I let one go through.
I failed.
I don't know if this is what I need to do. That was a full one.
Wait, you can't stuff it all the way down because it's just...
All this does is lock it in place, so if I lock all of them, maybe I do a couple of
them and stack it up.
And it lasts a while.
Maybe I just keep stacking up big ones for a bit, to see what happens.
What the fuck is this, man?
wait oh wait I can go back oh wait oh oh oh I thought I was stuck oh my god
I think one is enough, but I think timing it I don't have the timing for this
I think that was right though.
There it is.
Easy.
Easy flap.
How we doing, bro?
How we doing?
Where does- where the- oh, another vent?
Whoa!
Interesting.
I'm gonna fall those-
Oh my God!
Okay!
That was fast.
Looks like it went through that.
Did this actually cover me? Oh, it did.
Ah, did I miss something?
Oh shit.
I think I have to jump somewhere.
Or not.
Yeah, I think I have to jump somewhere.
Where the hell am I jumping?
What?
There's nothing over to the left.
I think I missed it again, I didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
I don't see it, bro, I don't see it.
Oh
Wait, did that stop everything?
Oh my god!
Damn dude!
And caked.
Okay, sure.
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
Are you fucking kidding me?
Ah, just made it.
Alright, right here, I gotta be positioned perfectly.
Fuck!
Oh yeah, okay.
I was about to drop down.
Dude!
Dude
Here we go here we go here we go
Whoa! Oh my god!
Whoa!
Am I- dude, am I going down or up there? I didn't see any jump. I didn't see any jump!
I didn't see any jump!
Oh my fucking god.
Was there a gap?
Okay, where the hell is the gap?
Oh my god, I gotta- I gotta fit?
I can just fit into one and I got to jump
Oh God, yeah, I'm supposed to go to the right
You can't run away.
You can't run away.
You can't run away.
There's the...
Yo, I got my...
I don't know where to go there I'm not really sure okay wait I see it I see it
I see it. I see it.
I don't know how long this lasts.
Nice
Oh
Nice.
Oh!
Some sort of problem.
I'm not going to let you get away with it.
of
Oh my god, that red button destroyed everything.
Oh, it's not over yet.
Come on man, I thought I had the fucking timing down, dude, I thought I had the damn timing
down.
What the hell, bro?
I don't think I have the timing here, I think I'm dead.
Yeah.
You got to be like on point with the time here like I might as well wait oh
Yeah, actually maybe I can hide underneath
What the hell, broad! Run!
of
He taught me everything.
All right, here we go.
the shipping area. Oh my god.
But I don't think it takes any fall damage.
I remember this part from the demo.
Those aren't humans.
Those aren't damn humans.
It's a good claim to be.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Buddy, please, buddy, please.
I've heard that somewhere before, that sound.
I don't remember where.
Oh!
Everybody relax. I think I have to wait here or something. Unless I can pass them, I can't
Tell
Achievement unlocked
There it is
Oh my god, I'm not gonna make it. Oh shit
Wait for the next one wait for the next one
Whole others
Oh
Oh
you're kidding you're kidding bro you're kidding
Oh the timing the timing here we go here we go here we go
Oh
Holy shit, okay
I'm a machine
My Bob Banner, many people have reported seeing strange lights in the sky, and there are people
who are probably missing people, local officials declare there are no strange lights in the
sky, if there were, they'd be totally harmless, lights in the sky are pretty, think of them
as quite fireworks.
I'm going to give you an update on lights in the sky, Pentagon's press conference, General
Brad Boomer issued a statement in response to people claiming that there's these strange
lights in the sky, Boomer was dismissive of the lights in the sky, his door coat was
while I refused to come forward, did not, that there's those strange lights in the sky,
we understand that some untranslative eyes have claimed that they have noticed strange
lights in the sky we you're the Pentagon take the security of our nation very
seriously we take all threats of the country and the world very seriously
that said we don't believe strange lights on the sky that may or may not
exist post a serious step to the security in fact let me be clear they
pose no threat to national security lights are lights they are pretty people
should enjoy the lights oh no they're not actual lights shit that means they're
not actually lights
Where are these just steps?
Uh-oh.
Now out of the way, everybody!
hold it
uh-oh, uh, he's gonna... oh shit
right, right...
Come on, brother.
Oh my god, whoa, he didn't see me.
Really?
Can I make it, can I make it, I'm not even going to try.
Oh wait, he waits right there.
Whoa.
We can tell him, dude.
We're out, we're finally... traffic!
Oh
My god a-51 and the construction
They're pushing the years
No, dude, I don't want to go back down
I should have went back down.
You! Food!
It was in the name of the company the whole time.
They're eating the humans, you food.
I don't think it's UFO, OD, I think it's you food.
Like orc.
You food!
This new company called New Food is so weird!
Chill rats, chill!
Ratatouille!
Dunk!
Ratatouille!
Oh my god, I'm finished!
Oh my god.
Okay, okay, die you rat shit, die. Die!
They're alive.
Oh my god!
It's the sticky jump dude.
The transition jump is a little delayed.
Better to play it safe and do that.
Easier method.
Where does this wire lead us?
Okay, maybe to a nice computer.
What does this do?
Okay, okay.
I was just eating something, didn't look a little blurry.
Is that basically the generator?
Yeah, 7TV makes the chat empty for me. You suck this spam refresh.
And you have control-F5.
Oh, you just disable FFZ? Dang, this stinks and stings.
I'm looking forward to knock one to a degree. I'm curious how popular it's gonna be
I thought it was better than I thought it was gonna be when I played it and
The loot was nice now will it be popular when it comes out? I don't know is it gonna be free to play?
It had a lot of good systems, but I don't know people will agree
Cool, another body of water.
Very nice.
Yeah, for an extractor, like, it was pretty solid, like I enjoyed it.
I thought the PvP was okay.
Oh, shit, I remember this.
Kind of.
I kind of remember this.
Isn't there like a barrel in the other room or something?
Wasn't there like a barrel somewhere?
You have to move it?
Oh, yeah, right.
It seems more like this facility is flooded more so than anything.
Wait, what?
I don't know why this has started playing randomly.
I am brought blood to the city.
Blurrrr!
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh!
I thought I was going up, but this seems like the path I'm supposed to take.
Underneath the big fans.
Which leads to...
Wasn't I already here?
I'm tripping. Did I come here?
No looks so similar to the other places
Did I do some like weird stacking method that actually worked
I kind of messed up here. I'm probably gonna get... okay, I know what I need to do.
I remember what I got to do here.
Oh my god!
Feels good, man. Feels good.
Grat from the wrong side. Feels bad, man. Feels bad.
Bad?
Yeah, I think we're good. I think we're solid here.
Get me out of here. Get me out. Get me out. Oh my god.
Why are you guys putting land mines down here?
What are we trying to defend or keep out?
Sea mines.
Uh-oh. Oh, wait a minute.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
There it is.
New skill unlocked.
Feels good.
Feels good I think I have all my abilities now
now.
We got the camo, we got the spit.
whoa oh my god what the hell is there a garage their damn garage
is this their damn garage
Dremel Brothers, on!
Yeah!
Oh god.
Boss fight!
My god
Go go go
Word word
Oh my god
What the heck, man?
Picking cans.
Is he gonna look under here, or do I just keep going?
What?
Oh, I think I embrace it when he kicks it
I was just looking too man, shit.
spawn dev what are we doing bro I don't I don't understand I don't understand why
Why was that not a quick save?
I gotta wait for him to move.
Okay, what the hell do I do here?
I should have stayed under it.
I should have stayed under it.
Oh, it saved me.
Good job, Rishman Dev.
Good job.
I have tops I've seen anything
You know, I thought we made it out of the factory, but we're still here
We're good.
Alright, I need to do it here.
I need to do it here okay where we headed offices shipping for packaging cannery
offices?
Oh.
What the hell?
Why did that just close?
Oh no.
The chief is watching you.
I don't think that's what I need to do at all.
There you go.
I can get an achievement for marking all those.
Worldwide Expedition?
What?
Wait, wait, that... didn't work... Ow!
I don't know if that's what you're supposed to do.
Brutal.
Brutal.
Brutal.
That was risky, I was gonna do another can.
Somehow I made it.
Come on dude.
Okay, wait, wait.
We're getting to the barrel production.
We are getting to the barrel production area.
Very good.
Very good.
Yes we can.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
At least some of you say friend.
Nice.
Right there, Fennner.
I think this is gonna kill me here, but we have this power
Okay
I made it to the offices.
They do not look at the ceiling.
Good stuff.
Oh my god, did he see me?
This guy's in the way right now.
go go go go go go go go go!
elevator?
can I shoot this?
nope
here we go
here we go here we go here we go
Yeah, it opens the door for us, I think.
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh
You're kidding that door is where you were supposed to go
I think it's only just like save
That was scary we're definitely climbing the offices now
I'm a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little
Walk up youthwood street
Just kicked me all the way back.
No!
Yeah buddy, yeah, third time, third time!
Uh oh.
chill, chill!
attention to your conversation dude!
oh my god, this guy, I gotta wait, I gotta wait for him
This frickin dude.
I'm assuming he moves eventually, right?
Are you kidding?
No.
No.
Bambam, but I
Let's wait for this guy
Almost
Oh, and an elevator!
What, a machine?
Oh, no.
I actually thought I was gonna die from that.
one more one more there it is
Having a meeting.
Up, down, down, down, down, down, down, oh my god.
What's a world invasion master plan?
Growing green matter?
Mind control?
Oh no.
There are a bunch of grown up minions.
That's what they're trying to do here.
The hell not?
Elevator?
Or through here.
Oh wait this door doesn't open
What the shit
This must be a different elevator I could have went up that vent but now I need to do it this way
Oh, that's what this is.
I'm still lost, does that need to do something with the door?
Unless this is timing based.
Is it just literally timing based?
Ah, I see what I have to do.
Wait, yes, assuming I can actually, um...
Insane employee of the month.
It's the same guy every month!
Shit man, 48.
He's just a squid or an octopus.
I
oh my god oh salvation I can smell the sea through the putrid food they can't
hear I can smell it oh my god give me out of this hell fuck this bird shit city
No! Fuck you, man! Fuck!
Look at the bomb shit! Shitty!
Wait.
Wait. Is this where I'm supposed to be?
What if I just fell all the way down?
I bet I was supposed to go down and then come back up, maybe?
Yes, where am I going by the way?
How are we going up out of the down?
Actually make that.
it does it does give a bit of Pixar vibes it does
Oh nice respond
We're gonna ride this food elevator down Excuse me
Oh my god, I never- I should just die and start again.
Our clutch up.
Oh, I can actually shoot it while I'm on the box.
two one are you telling me to follow the one down I shall or I was supposed to go over
for it. I have no idea. I'm following. Yes! Okay, hold on, hold on! What the hell?
Maybe I can go around it?
I sort of have to do.
Or not.
Fuck.
Oh
Oh, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There we go.
Oh, right now!
save
are we going in
Oh
What the hell man
I
Reminds me of like a weird play
It feels like choreographed
Heck
Oh, it's Chef Class.
How do they make it?
I think this is what they mean by ultra-processed.
Oh my god.
Out of the pot into the fire.
What the hell dude?
This is where it all starts.
This is where it all starts!
Oh my!
Oh!
Oh my god
What oh my god
I do
Okay, I missed it
I did too late
I
Hold on hold on hold on
Wait for the guy wait for the guy
Okay
Please don't do this please
Okay, I think we're good I think we're good
We're okay, we're okay, we're okay
I think we're staying down, bro. We're staying down. We're staying down. And we're staying
down. We're staying down down here, down, down. Actually, down, up, down, up. I think that was
That's right!
Saved.
Oof!
Scurry!
Oh god.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Whoa!
Oh!
What the hell is that?
Wait, what is this? Oh no, it's all got it seasoning. It's seasoning
Even that alien season their food
Yeah, that was actually a cool sequence. I jumped, but it didn't. It didn't jump me.
Save.
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god the water
Oh
Whoa
And this place works
What it caught me man, it caught me
Okay, not that one you can't speedrun that one you got a you got a halfway through
get a halfway it I don't know how I'm alive
no
There it is.
Where you dumb?
Please!
Oh my god!
No!
Swim!
Swim!
Swim!
Swim!
Swim!
Swim!
Swim!
Swim!
Swim!
Swim!
Swim!
That was a blender!
What the hell?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Save. That's a cupcake. Or it's a pie. What is this pie? What the hell? Oh, no. No!
Alright I'm alive, I'm alive, barely.
Oh my god
What is happening holy shit a brain
No, dude, it's that same bird.
to the bottom of things. Um, what? What the hell? We're saving the humans. What a cool
segment. Alright hold on, get ready. That damn bird. Leave me alone, bro.
He's gonna mess everything up at the last second.
Where am I even headed?
Oh...
Oh, this is the bird segment.
This piece of shit.
Oh, I don't know about this.
Oh, he's gonna get me here.
Save.
Right, he took five years.
Why bro, why are you showing up at that time man? Why are you showing up there?
Come on behind
I gotta wait I gotta wait I gotta wait this birds timing is so bad like as soon as it's time to jump he's there
Alright, I'm slowing it down.
Snail's pace.
Snail's pace!
You know what, maybe I do need to hold it there.
You
Oh, yeah, I'm so bad I'm so bad
Yeah
What dude
Okay, oh my god
Octopus brah brah your jumps are you know, you ain't the guy from Crimson Desert
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Winnable, doable, winnable.
Winnable, doable, winnable.
Do-able, doable.
Yo!
Is this a crane?
Uh-oh, it is.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god.
Yeah, the transitions are really cool in this game.
It can't be that bad.
Oh, we can't see the damage.
Yeah, are we in like a look like that we were at the at a pier are we in the ocean we're free
That's why that's why
Don't tell me there's like a massive fish down here that's just been consuming you food
Look we're getting dry ship name is this unsinkable
I've been to see a long time and seen a lot of weird stuff, but that you food folks shiver my timbers and give me the creeps
I don't know where they are but from but they sure ain't from around here what I asked
Why they seem so different they said we are from France everything is different in France here try some of our food
Okay, that made sense. I already met Marco picked up the strangest morse code message
It's just a yummy I make them dumb dumb
I'm not suspicious of you food no more because their food is yummy. I'm yummy and my tom-tom tummy. Oh
My god, it's already working. It's already working. It was too late while he was writing that
It was too late
Is there actually something in here or was that just paper
I shadow
On the SS unsinkable
Ah, okay.
I totally missed that.
Oh.
No, not an- oh my god! No, no, no, no, no, no!
No wuga, no wuga!
Oh, that didn't do anything.
Agh, nooo!
Made it thank the hell
Of this way this way
No, we're back where dude, what do you mean?
This kind of looks like evil lair territory now.
Oh my god.
Oh it's this dude.
Whoa.
I don't know what any of that means.
just coming through always coming back
no I'm dead
That was horrible timing I wanted to go up on the roof and camouflage
Oh, gosh.
God damn it.
Cold.
Oh, it's more immersive when you just play default Darwin instead of camoing him.
Because he's supposed to just be a regular ass octopus.
That's what I meant to do.
It looks like I can go in there.
There it is. There it is. There it is.
Oh my God. Which way, which way, which way?
What?
Oh, maybe that made it so they opened the other door.
Oh!
I'm out.
Oh my god, another red button?
Ooh, ooh!
Bleh!
What the hell?
Is this a red button?
Is this a damn puzzle?
Oh!
Oh.
There's a sequence I need to do there.
And three monitors.
Either I just sit here and wait and see what makes sense, or...
Oh, wait, I see how it works.
Okay, wait. It locks in the first one.
Bring it back.
Okay, buddy.
Oh, that's the right symbol. Okay.
Double, wait, double backwards, see?
Are there all sevens?
God damn it.
there it is not not bad
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Whoa!
I thought we were going in the suit.
Okay!
Apparently the above ground was just, uh, not the actual...
Production facility.
Whoa, and troubled waters.
Are those a bunch of fucking fish eggs?
Oh god.
Does this work?
Nope.
Ahhhh!
What is this?
Mushroom seeds?
Dig hole underwater.
Drop and seed.
Undig hole.
Pull onto the gloves.
Pull out.
Don't snack on.
Okay.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh.
Oh my.
Okay, you got to time it because you're slow as shit in there. Okay, hold on. I wonder if I can just like ascend.
Oh yeah, you can do that.
excuse me brother I think this is where you actually can use the dam ink of
course holy shit save dev I see you bro I see you I agree deserved I agreed I
I agree
Double pulse.
No dude, come on.
I was cruising.
I took a nice, nice, nice, whatever.
Clean.
Whoa.
This way?
Yes.
Into the abyss.
Whoa.
Who lives here?
Yeah, this.
Thank you for the illumination. Oh god.
Even I can't see down here.
Honestly, this is such a- this game's not gonna get headlines.
It's not gonna get anything- it's probably not gonna sell a shit ton, but this is- this
is a good game.
It's just a good game.
It reminds me of just the good game, doesn't need insane fucking bells and whistles.
I don't know, it's up to you if you want to justify the 2499, but it's just like a good game game.
Oh my god!
Yeah, it doesn't need to be that deep, it's just a fucking game.
Oh my god!
I'm gonna die!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Come on, man.
Where have I been going?
Up or down?
Have I come from it?
I just died here.
No, no, no.
Oh, I'm lost!
Oh, God, I have to go left.
I gotta go left.
Alright, alright, alright.
Left it as...
Oh my god! Oh my god! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
It's not over.
Oh my god.
Oh, sounds like a car.
Oh my god, we did it.
Don't tell me there's more.
Don't tell me there's more.
I don't want to descend any deeper.
They've got more advanced sea mines now.
Oh my God!
Ah!
Oh, okay, that's what those do.
All right, come on you got to match the speed and the center perfectly
All right, how many deaths like 10 12
But you can actually just bypass all of them
Oh my god, to a degree!
You made it
oh
We made it.
What?
Is that my house?
It's a big wire.
No, don't tell me we're back.
I'm not going to tell you.
I'm not going to tell you.
I'm not going to tell you.
I'm not going to tell you.
What another chamber? Brother. This is where they make the shards.
I don't know if this is the right way, I think it is.
piloting this?
Nope
Oh
Okay
Oh shit
Okay, I guess I blend it and it's suiting up.
Well wait, your steps are bound to the music.
of
Wow, okay, great job.
Dude, what oh my god, he just steps a little too far
There we go, there we go he ends up like accelerating
No
Okay, okay, we're good we're good
Oh my god.
What the fuck is this?
Soap?
I honestly don't know if I'm doing this right.
I think I almost did it.
Oh my...ahhh, I messed up.
of
I know Moist is me.
What up man?
Looks good.
Keep follow through.
Looks good.
oh my they have no idea what up boys just picking up a new suit for a drive
he figured it out oh I needed to greet him dude I needed to greet him
Yep yep yep yep yep yep
Greetings everybody
There it is yes yes
Hello hello everybody yes
Salute salute hello hello
Earth, join the invasion.
All right, perfect, perfect.
All right, perfect, perfect.
Did they get a convention here, too?
What the hell?
What?
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Yep, yep.
Oh, but that's it, that's it.
This is a cool alien base.
I need to get on the tram.
Are you kidding me?
No!
No!
Oh, my God!
No!
Just one.
Oh, my God!
Come on, man.
You think this is as simple as just holding right stick you fucking window gamers
Motherfuckers holding their goddamn hands behind their back.
Ald.
Just one, just one.
dude that one you got dude that that one this guy is such a slow fuck you need
momentum going into it
Come on, time it, time it!
Yeah! Oh my god! What the hell is this?
Damn, I even timed it too.
I have to wait I have to wait
Wait is it one or two? Oh, it's just one
Dude, are you kidding?
Fine, I'll stay in the middle, fine.
Oh, this is going to hurt.
Ow.
Oh, I delayed.
Oh, nice.
Oh, I delayed.
Oh, nice.
Thanks, everybody.
Wait to everybody.
We got to get through, we got to get through.
We're getting an object to bring back from Earth.
Oh, we're just going in, okay.
We're in the luggage to go back to their home planet.
They're leaving Earth.
Oh my God, don't fall.
I'm either supposed to drop here or go on here.
That was close.
That could have been bad timing.
control
Oh my
Excuse me
Excuse me
I think I forgot to press something.
You can't jump on this thing.
I don't even see this.
Oh wait a minute. Oh no, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Nice.
Excuse me.
Excuse me?
Okay.
I made it.
Oh my god.
Oh, this is awkward.
I want it suspicious.
Oh my god!
Oh, okay.
Base map.
Oh, what the f-
What the hell is that?
Is this the damn CPU?
What the hell, man?
The army is training too.
I'm going to kill you.
Hey, oh hey, hey!
I got scared. I got scared.
Okay, okay. Who's this guy on the stage?
the stage.
Okay, the locker room.
Yeah, we gotta get out of here soon.
Are you kidding me?
Oh my god!
Oh, big jump, big jump, big jump.
Uh-oh.
Wee.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Weeeee!
Oh!
No way!
Oh, I was supposed to jump up from there, dammit.
140 okay 140 it's not bad
Wait, what?
Okay.
I can't attach back on to the damn pole.
Oh my god, I didn't even notice this.
Holy shit.
Oh my
I thought you had to do something else
And...
Done!
Easy!
Whoa.
Oh, trophy!
The devs are proof.
I don't need your approval chat.
I think this is the end.
Oh my god, we're flooding it.
Oh my.
They got security now
this way and around. Left this way? I don't know. I'm not really sure if this is the
right way. OOF! Dude. Ow! Oh nice.
These rings are a little bit of an indicator.
Yeah, that was definitely the path.
You can't move them.
You know what, this is supposed to be Anklis.
Uh-oh.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo wait.
That looks like it almost reaches me.
Oh, we're literally just going back all the way.
Yeah, I mean, we, yeah, flooded the whole place, oh, yeah, the brain is flooded, too.
Yeah, Ink is OP.
That red button looks like you gotta press it.
Or just go through.
Or I actually have to fight this guy.
Maybe go towards him even. Or above him.
I'm gonna try going all the way up with ink.
Because that left door was knotted. Or I need to shoot the ink right at the eyeballs.
You either have to battle this guy or avoid him.
What the hell?
Oh, you can go all the way up.
Okay, so if I touch this, ow.
There it is!
Get an elevator.
Where the fuck are we now?
Really weird science?
escaped. Uh oh. Uh oh. What the hell? Two things escaped.
Whoa!
Of course.
Does that slightly remind me of like an iron fish?
Yeah.
Oh, you can go right through.
very nice. Now give me the hell out of here.
That anger is still alive
Where am I looking oh
My why am I doing this
Oh, that's why I was opening his cage
What the fuck
Oh
No
They got me
What the hell dude
I don't think I can do anything.
Oh my god!
The old octopus!
Whoa!
whoa what the f**k man
GTA is like GTA kind of, it's kind of GTA but you're a squid
Wait, do I have to actually uh, oh, you have to be right here.
Did I miss a button back there dude?
Oh my fucking god.
Unless this turned it.
Oh wait, it did turn it.
It turned all of them.
What's the catch here?
I knew it. I fucking knew it. It made me want it made me go all the way around for a reason
I
Want to has noticed yet, which is good
Very nice very nice
Wait a minute, oh wait no, you gotta go all the way around.
There's a green passage there too.
Holy shit.
Where does this end?
It's gonna make me go all the way back after triggering this.
of
that turn that how does that help me unless now I gotta go all the way around to the yellow
going around. I don't know. And this is making me go all the way.
You go up this way.
Ah, the green Kool-Aid.
That's so good.
Alright, let's see here.
I think we're nearby.
One great no all you can switch
All you have to be in that spot
The end of the end
What does he do now?
Oh, the yellow and the blue now.
I don't think I was supposed to go down there.
It seems like the right path.
What?
I think you may have made it.
I think I need yellow, press yellow, and leave blue.
Very nice, very nice.
Save.
Save.
No, the Angler!
Oh, they got Anglers and Eels here.
Oh, this is scary.
Wow, he's fast with it.
What the heck I got I got a kind of round here oh my god
Oh my god.
Dude, come on man.
Yo, come on man, come on man.
Oh my god dude!
Oh, that was so close.
I
Go, go, go! What the heck is this?
I don't know if I need to follow you up? Okay.
He is overheating.
Up?
I swear I missed it.
Oh wait, unless it's right there.
Alright, come on, come on.
Get me out of here, dude.
HQ or bust?
That's me.
They all evacuated.
Hello!
Anybody here?
Anybody here?
Oh, it's like I'm supposed to jump up.
It also looks like it's going to kill me.
This one actually killed me.
What are you supposed to do here?
Let me let me just see for science okay it's got to be a jump up point somewhere here
What the hell, man?
No way.
No way you go all the way around.
No way.
no way no way no way
Oh my god, I gotta go up here and up and around.
Oh
What
Oh
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm gonna zap myself. Oh my god.
What the hell is this?
What?
Oh, this one just stalls!
Damn it man!
Oh! Alright we're good, we're good.
Wait a minute.
A moon base?
On air?
I got the whole damn place rigged.
Recording room. Oh my god.
What's the fuck?
Is this making me go all the way around? Because I... Yes. Yes it is.
Yes, yes it is actually!
Oh shit.
John Snick John's versus the others.
To be singing human from Earth, the battle of free earth from humans.
This seems to be a positive for a man-alien produced movie there naturally.
The aliens are predicted as the heroes and humans are the smelly villains.
It's a classic alien action flick.
You typically pop around popping blockbuster.
It appears in the movies and propaganda.
It's really universal.
John Snake Jones actually not where I was supposed to go
Janethan Snape Jones.
Oh.
Okay.
The main main offices.
What the hell?
Get trophy room or the main office.
What the heck?
Oh my god!
He's crazy!
Whoa, okay, okay.
Despicable me ass!
Despicable me ass!
I named the light
Yeah, he gave me what I wanted
Oh my god, oh my god
I don't think he can fit through here.
I'm gonna relax right now.
Okay, okay!
Thank you!
What?!
Ah
Oh
Oh
Damn
Oh my god!
Insane swimming right now.
Now what the hell?
Oh my god the red octopus
Oh my god there's the seagulls!
What?
There it is boys
Another one
Another one
just another day on the channel boys just another game beating just another
one that was a solid game that was cool man
Yeah, that was good right there.
That was good shit right there, Buzz, feels good, man.
Good game.
Solid game.
like a good game game that was good dude that was good i'll take that right there i'll take that
i'll take that right there boys
is. Let me see here. My application is still pending. It's all good though.
Damn, the first server's queue is so long.
me sit here I gotta play the criminal life for a bit that was a good game it's
game I am I can you hear me bro yeah
No man look at my armor. Oh my god
Give me a banner call the cops
I'm calling them. They're on the way
No, they're on the way, bro is you dude
Yeah, me they go fuck yourself. It would not mean all right cops are on the way, bro. I got your description
You're done dude. You're done
I will not meet the point with the address note.
Do it again motherfucker, do it again!
Let me do it, hit me!
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought.
Hey uh, you know where I can get out of some news?
It's the Mozart.
Uh, Bandage, something?
Uh, you hear it, just stand there, just stand there, you see what the ambulance is.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I see.
Hey, hold on.
What's going on over here?
Hey, everything good here?
What happened?
Oh my God.
Are you okay, sir?
Oh my God.
Hold on.
I'll call for backup.
Hold on.
All right, I know CPR
Officer you're gonna be okay. Oh
My god, he's dead. I'm leaving I'm leaving
Oh shit, I applied for this job
Yeah, I applied for your job man
I'm going to be EMS soon. You have any tips?
I'm going to be EMS soon. You have any tips?
I can indeed. I'm going to ask for permission. I'll read it first.
I'll just like inject and pulse it.
I'll make sure you inject. I don't have a CPR.
Alright. I wrote that down bro. Thank you man. Thank you.
They go through it on induction anyway.
awesome sounds good sounds good you're okay bro you're okay
he's all right he's all right oh yeah before you guys leave my arm my arm i
got right over yeah yeah are you guys twins or something
yeah yeah oh that's runny and his name's red chief
I'll let you put the rest together.
Oh, shit, Ronnie and Reggie.
All right.
Second day, please.
All right, boys. Keep it up. Keep it up up there.
I'm gonna get a car and get a pickaxe and go mine some coal.
And then get a pick, lock pick, and maybe steal a Lambo.
I swear every car is default locked.
Damn, man. This is your car?
Where the hell is the ATM I need money
Oh behind me okay oh yeah I think in this safe zone everything just instantly goes locked
Don't you have some weed growing?
i could drive there and uh... get some
i don't know here boys are we doing here
How much money do I have in the bank?
$1,000 in a minute, just shut the fuck up.
Guns on me.
They got guns on me, saying it's a random shit.
Who you saying full of me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll protect it.
I'll protect it.
Drop my bag.
Drop my bag.
If you could be a gun, though, I'm happy you were supposed to
drop my bag.
Get a fire!
If you know what's going on, we could even wait here
until the cops know.
If we could sit back and drop the guns.
No, Bernie.
It's not how this game works.
Chop the fucking cannon, but it's the way it works.
Oh my god, shoot, shoot!
The other guy, shoot, shoot!
Oh my god, he listened.
I
Yeah, how much is a lot of how much is a lot of brah, you know
One of those
Everybody shit, I was about to whip out of the ATM anyone know
I obviously picked this back up off the floor. Oh, yeah, I believe you
Yeah, where do you buy a car? Oh my god, I gotta go all the way there
Hey on my feet hurt can someone take me to the vehicle shop, please
I think all of this is the safe zone for these
Yeah, bro, you're good dude, you're good. You're making so much noise man. You're okay, bro. You're okay
What?
The truck, you know, you know the Fox Truck?
No, I'm looking for a lot of...
I'm gonna get it, I don't know if I have enough though.
How much was that?
This is free.
Oh, okay.
You know where you get a pickaxe from?
Down there.
Oh, okay.
See where that white truck is right there?
Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
It's right there, that's how you buy a pickaxe
when your clothes are all the way down there.
All right, man. Yeah, you want Xbox brown you seem like a Xboxer?
All right, yeah here for your troubles, thank you man. Here you go. Don't tell don't tell anybody I gave you this
Don't tell anybody is you're a good guy
Oh, okay, okay!
Yeah, you can get lockpicks and steal people's cars and then, uh, pawn them.
Murphy's saw?
That actually might be the tool shop
Let me see
Fools
Axe
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Does that have everything up there?
What the hell?
Whoa, what?
Oh yeah, that's not where it's at
Oh you followed me
I
Yeah, medic sir. I need a jab. I need a jab Reggie
One jab
No, no, please one more after please I want to ask again until tomorrow
Oh shit man, I gotta go work at the mine
Shit man, this is what this is about.
I'm gonna work at the band mine.
Gotta start somewhere.
Okay, let me see if I can get a nice car, even though a truck would probably make more
sense right here a vehicle shop I good I'll go to where I planted the weed and
see if it's still there oh please be enough please be enough please be enough
No 1200
No
50k
1.2 million
25k 420 thousand five hundred one seventy
Okay, buddy, okay
Oh my god
Yeah, dude, do you mind dropping me off at the ATM, bro?
Yeah, mate, I'll give you a lift.
Thanks, man.
It looks like you got time.
Thank you.
Okay, you don't seem like a busy guy. Thanks man. Wait, wait, wait
Excuse me bro, excuse me
I
Actually didn't it sounded mean but I just needed to excuse you
What
Why
why no you okay well I care I care
all right I gotta run back now
Hey, y'all, bro, you mind giving me a ride to the ATM, dude?
Fish is right across the street, huh?
Oh, shit, you're right, man.
Man, this is close.
Oh
My my my my my my my my my my my open item shop to see
the ATM here
Are you got ATM in the back or it could be outside? It could be outside
Outside oh, sorry
I got my pickaxe, I got my money, so you're telling these guys all made 50 grand for
those big ass trucks to move a bunch of product.
Mow, mow, wicka, wicka, wicka, wicka, wicka, wicka!
Just need some good...
subtle music.
Ah, there's like 120, 30s people.
I might need a backpack as well.
Oh, shit. I actually might.
Yeah, I might need a backpack too.
Schedule 1 OST
Actually not a bad suggestion
Oh shit, there it is
Which one is it this one oh
Let's see, let's see.
Where's the clothing?
clothing stores where you get a backpack
unlock lock vehicle
You just lock it. I think it auto locks.
Which one are we doing here?
Oh, I gotta eat and drink?
Socks, $60 socks, okay bro.
But I actually buy half their shit.
Oh my god, I bought way too much.
Hey yo, who wants the race? Two hundred bucks?
Two hundred bucks, who wants the race?
You want a race?
I wonder if you can shut the engine off and slow drive to people.
I think you can in this game.
You can do a stealth drive-by.
Haha, you can!
Alright, I've been over the hours this shot. I think it was the dude in red.
Ah, me see?
Well, Armah, Armah, Dev and fucking PUBG, driving Dev, literally talk to each other.
Let me go to that neighborhood and see if the weeds there and then I got to go to the
coal mine. I do not know how to shut the hazards off.
Wait, I actually think you go through this tunnel here or I was supposed to
break off to the right.
Oh yeah, this is the coal mine.
Yeah, this is the minecraft of real life.
I was no one here.
Someone just left this here?
Oh.
God damn it. God damn it. God damn it.
Oh, it does auto lock. Hey, young, give me all your money!
It's a robbery!
I only have 300 dollars. Do you really want it?
yeah I was just kidding man I'm new man got to start somewhere
hey yeah do you know where the buckets at bro where the buckets oh okay thanks
man
Why does he just drop it on the ground?
Oh.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
You can get a decent amount and fill your backpack and then transfer to your car
I'm surprised there's not more people here right now.
I got white socks, but the time I'm done they'll be a different color.
Yeah, people definitely come here and probably rob you.
I'm just trying to do some honest work to then afford dishonest work.
Alright, inventory full.
I can't put it anywhere else.
I don't know how much this even fits in here.
Unflip repair.
No one plays these servers anymore.
There's literally the first server is full and has a 40 man queue and the second server
is full.
So what are you talking about? No one plays on this shit.
I wonder if I just go sell the coal or if I need to find... I need to go process it.
Oh
Oh for his max
This is why that guy probably had a truck full of coal
your shirt holds more than your trunk
Where do you go process the coal?
I might need to go ask someone, unless I see...
I might not even process the coal.
Whoa! Oh wait, the coal trader is right in the city. Oh, that makes it easy.
Am I sure it doesn't hold shit 0.8 kilograms?
I probably don't have enough room to get the uh what do you call it?
We just yet.
Hi, here we go.
Where's actually the PD?
Oh, the Sheriff's Office is up north.
All right, Otter shuts the doors.
The same tracks been parked there for a while.
I think they're cool.
Processing might be here.
Alright, let's see, oh, this guy.
What can I call?
476?
That's not bad.
You know?
6, actually, I mean it is that, that guy.
That's actually kind of shitty.
600 every 15 minutes, it's a bit of, you get it grinded a decent amount.
Oh fuck, the car's not...
Oh, is that one bucket I took and doesn't grab the stack?
Can't be a faster way to do that.
You need a lot to get a pickaxe.
I mean, a lot of that Castile stuff.
All right, all right.
Excuse me, boys.
Got a deposit, 10 grand.
We just go into positive 10 grand here
Why isn't it working? Excuse me do I have to actually go to myself
I guess I could deposit all
Yeah, I want a race for 200 bucks
This is a leave convention
You go in here
Excuse me bro, I'm a sophisticated business man.
Yes, yes, one more time, so you can screen shot.
Okay buddy, okay buddy.
Yeah, how's the PD?
How many police officers work in the server?
He is down this way.
That might be the PD right there.
Oh, it is other prisons up here, too
Yeah, there's no police officers here
Yeah, I remember the map it I remember it a lot of the spots
Hey y'all bro, 200 bucks all righty man?
guy in the red car! hey!
okay you piece of shit
everyone's got the same car cause it's like the cheapest car
and it's like the starter car unless you get the free one
Hey, yeah, bro, you want to race man
Well, you want to race for some stinks or something trying to race for stings or stinks water stinks man. I don't do drugs
No, it's rich for some stings lips. I don't know what that means man
It's like six lips
Start at all right here, and you gotta get to the PD. Okay?
Hey, hey, hey!
All right, yo, chill, man.
All right, three.
Hold on.
Put your shit on the curb, bro.
No, no, you can't.
No, you can't ever leave.
Put your shit on the curb, man.
All right, all right.
Oh, you're going all the way back there.
Okay.
I know.
All right, first of the PD, and you're going to park
in the parking lot of the PD, okay?
You're going to park there.
All right, I'll work.
I'll work.
When I say go, you gotta go, okay?
Yeah, shoot each other.
All right, three, two, one, go!
I see it, I see it.
Okay, you crazy...
Why you slow down, man?
Ah!
I
Yeah, man rematch
my car dude oh no
oh my bro my socks I didn't lose my shoes I'm just shoeless
these are fresh fresh Adidas
Flash!
Did you hear me?
No?
I don't know if EMS is around here, they got to drive all the way here.
I don't think he can take anything, I have zero he could take my pickaxe, but I don't
I think you can take like my backpack and stuff.
Anybody please?
Okay
Yo, get your fucking feet out of my face
No, get your nasty toes out of my face.
Bloody.
Oh, get your damn toes off my vicinity, man.
Get away.
Okay
Stop man stop
Geo guess their time I actually I'm feeling I'm feeling
I gotta see after a week hiatus if I'm still 25k
well I swear I can smell the foot fungus I'm actually dying faster smelling that
Okay, I am dying faster, dude.
It smells like Burger King when they just open with a hint of fun guy.
Hello, man!
Someone rez me!
Oh, shit, man, I'm good.
Yeah, was this the guy in the green car? Fuck this guy, bitch. Bitch.
There's the guy in the green car. He's a shit man, he drove over me three times.
He didn't even get in that car, but he tried to have someone else.
Oh.
Yeah. Do your research.
Okay, okay, man. How about we race, bro, okay?
Okay, alright, how about we fucking race?
Let me go fly then and get it right away
Why do I have a feeling I flew out of it and someone stole it or it's that right there?
Oh my god, I think it's this right here. Oh my god, my god. Oh
Oh shit, I got a flat.
Where the hell's the repair shop?
My garage?
Maybe you put it in the garage and then take it out.
I
Yeah, bro, where's the repair shop man?
Yeah, bro
Hey, y'all boys, where's the repair shop at?
Hey repair shop anybody know what
You can buy a pair of pads over one or not.
Thanks man.
Oh my god, this sounds so bad.
come down bruh! come down! no need to get fratting and blushing and no need to get twisty!
How do you do this?
No repair kit. Oh my god, hold on
Shit, how do I lock this? How do you fucking lock this shit man?
Yeah, your car's unlocked, man.
You gotta lock it.
Your car is unlocked, you gotta lock it.
Perfect, thank you.
Alright, you can have it back, bro. That was a lesson. You gotta be careful, alright? You gotta be careful.
That could've been really bad, bro. That could've been really bad.
You're lucky I'm a nice guy. You're lucky.
are you on the phone are you on the phone
who are you talking to
okay man okay
oh shit man nice car dude
yo
damn man oh shit yo you left it unlocked man
It's unlocked. Oh my god.
Oh yeah, you're right. Good call.
All right, I need money.
It must be like 500 bucks.
Yeah, but it takes forever to repair it
Repair tools 1500. Oh my god. I don't know they got to do that's more than the road the repair tools more than the damn car, bro
Oh my god, bro, I'll lock the car so I can stop it. Let me pull the handbrake. Oh my god
I
See that road tactics tactics you see I can tell you're learning bro I can tell
What's that man
Mm-mm
Most most expensive wrench
Oh shit
Way faster.
Oh, what the heck?
Oh my god.
There you go. Yeah, tell me that is a reusable kit. That was the worst tradeoff. 50, I just
I spent more repairing the car.
Yikes.
He's coming here. He's gonna say something to me and get ready. Brace for it.
You see, Matt? You see?
I have an idea, bro. I've got a guy in the suit. Unlock the car, bro. I got an idea. Unlock it.
Okay, let me show you bro. Let me show you dude. I got it. Let me take care of it
You can trust me or the guy who's under we're saying me to shit to you. Okay, bro
I'm locked the damn car dude. I got this. All right. I got this. All right. I'm gonna bring it to a guy who's gonna fix it
All right, I'll call you tomorrow
I'm gonna tell you tomorrow, but wait before wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
I'll be back. I'll be back. I'm gonna bring it to my guy. I'm gonna bring it to my guy.
My guy knows all about this car. Hold on. Hold on.
Alright, perfect. Perfect. My car is locked. Alright.
No, it auto-locked!
Hey, you gotta unlock it again, bro.
I'm about to show him a lesson.
You see this bitch?
Yeah, we got you.
You're gonna perform CPR, just, you know.
So I can say I tried.
Hey, he's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Alright, unlock your car, bro.
Nah, I'm sorry.
Unlock your car.
I'm calling the cops, bro.
I got a picture of you.
Alright.
I'm calling you right now.
I have multiple trucks, I don't care.
Okay, that's what I thought, bro.
Alright, thank you, man.
If you chop shop it, that's your truly land.
How much, how much am I making? Stealing your car.
Uh, if you, I don't think chop shopping gives you shit, maybe like a thousand.
That's more, that's a lot, bro. That's a lot when you got like two dollars?
That's a lot? Who else is buying it? Who else is buying it?
No, what?
What else is buying it? What am I gonna do with this?
This car is kind of fucking useless, I got a lot.
Alright, well I'll take the 1000 instead then.
Y'all brand new pick up, brand new pick up $1500.
Brand new.
Yeah, I'm
1500.
Yeah, brand new pick up $1,500
transfer to you.
oh shit oh my god oh fuck that's locked damn man
now this is all repeated
Where the hell is my car from earlier?
No tears!
Yeah, sir, Ronnie, just leave him there, bro. Just leave him there.
He'd want to, he'd want to be with the ground right now.
He loves smelling the asphalt.
Yeah, it's not the first time he's over here. I'm making it.
Yeah, he was like, I want to smell those for 10 minutes.
He said that before we leave you down there.
He said, please don't res me, let me sit here for 10 minutes and smell this.
That's what he said. Just find the words.
I'm gonna see where my weed is at.
I think it was Springfield Cliffs the first ride.
Yeah, you can truck drive people.
You have to make 50 grand and buy a truck.
And it's a lot of products you can move.
Is this for everyone who didn't make it into GTARP?
You know what, man, I get it, brah, I get it.
The GTA elitists, you're all cringe, sadly, you just don't know it.
This game laid the groundworks for your shit.
An arpy and eddy game? Yeah, but like this style of actual
role-played money-making houses, getting cars, all of that,
bought it into the server, player gangs, OECMS, all players,
bought it systems and stuff. I mean, I don't think so.
Gmod played a really big role, but you know, Armahad had like a hundred man way more consistent
servers than Gmod for RP.
Where was the neighbor's house again, wasn't it like?
Did I pass it?
Wasn't this it?
It wasn't Springfield, oh there's ship bay, fuck there was ship bay, it's ship bay, whatever
I'm gonna play this another time, we're gonna jump into CS.
i gotta do one match
at least one match
yeah, i'll be live tomorrow
i gotta see if i still got it, dude, i gotta see
AnimGraph 2 update?
Excuse me, where did my rank go? It's been seven days and it disappeared.
What?
Or do you just win one game and it comes back?
Chat, do I just need to win one game?
8 days and it decays. Okay. I just I just need one game. Oh, and every okay. That's not bad
That's not bad
This is either going to be the worst thing ever, zero kills or 20 kills.
and the AWP has found itself back into my aim after a week hiatus.
One or the other.
Damn, last of us online dead, so it was around 80% complete before its cancellation.
Wow.
I'll play any map, none of them overpass.
I thought they cancelled it way early on.
That's crazy man.
Wow, okay 80% done and instead of like trying to change it a bit. You just cancel the whole project
Yeah, I guess just realizing it's completely bad
Let's roll
five
five
five
five
five
five
Okay
Just you man just you
I just check my schedule brah
Hehehehe
Okay fucking Larry's on the other team
Okay
He's on the 3
Oh he's the one side
The one
I'm on the spawn
Yep
I'm coming for spawn
He's spawned
Oh okay, crossfire
Damn
Come on brother.
We got a Mitchy Matchy.
Okay, okay.
Deke Armor.
Actually, no, that's a bad idea.
Don't do that, don't do that.
I'm I just haven't played in a while. I'll know my range again
Wait, really
I don't like this not a fan of this
this guy is so good at the game
yeah the mid guys are gone
I think he's cheating
oh man don't tell me he's cheating bro
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Thank you.
2v2.
Yeah, first round.
Nah, I think he's just popping off right now.
Can you make noise over there?
He's just getting good shots.
I like the smell.
Can you just make noise?
Horsing is a gamble
because everybody needs to make their
It's or else it's a massive loss
He could be up here though, I don't know
I had one too far so he pushed B main.
Wow.
So he pushed B main and then came back.
He's on good.
Yeah let's just full save this rush.
Hey smoke it up, plant that shit easy.
I think someone's blowed up.
Yeah, it's a triple bottom frag, even though I've done no damage, even though the damage
There's just not there.
We're out.
Throwing a flashbang.
Throwing a flashbang.
Back here, back here, back here.
He's got blinded, bro.
Oh my god!
Dude, who, what, that was their flash?
Oh my god, that was the greatest flash
All right, we win now we win easy
Easy
All right boys, I don't miss off shots, so GG we won
On Wednesdays
Does anybody know smokes on this vibe
Why the fuck did we pick it then?
Come on, let's go.
There's someone else going to the right of you now.
Oh my god.
It's okay, it's okay.
There's fucking guys.
What was there? Careful of those.
Yo, no way, there's both guys in the stairs.
Come on, get in the water and connect here.
Fire at the men.
I
Just
Please peak brown one dead
Was beside
I
Said we work
Not my you're already pushed up in you
Oh my god
Oh, poopy.
Look at that, that was a drop.
What's happening?
Oh, it smokes clear and float.
Nice. Oh, Heaven, Heaven.
Wow.
It's also planning for you.
Nice. Good job, man.
I feel like I've heard your fuckin' voice before.
You must have a lot of gay pornography.
Talk.
Aw, he's quiet now.
Aw, man.
I can't believe that guy just came here.
I forgot what you called a spot
Howby? E-Box? I am so lit there
I'm so lit
One bullet
I'm watching your heaven, I have 10 HP
He's only watching your heaven
Oh fuck
I can't believe I killed that guy mid.
I'm gonna try to pick B.
I'm gonna pick my nose.
He's gonna pick his nose.
Actually, I'm gonna pick him at a man.
This guy's gonna peek him right here.
I'm gonna flash back.
Save.
Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, push.
Two right blue.
About to shoot you inside.
Yep, already out.
At least one.
Just take B.
Got the renaissance.
C-Box, C-Box.
I got a spawn.
He's playing in like an airplane terminal.
An airplane terminal.
Throwin' that chicken right there.
Yeah.
How much in your tent, Lawrence?
Are you, like, 50,000 feet up in the air, going somewhere? You in a plane?
What's that about me and my loud ass computer? Probably me, I think.
Oh.
I
Don't know
Bro be great tell me you're here dude tell me you're right here right not there
Are you an Artemis to right now bro my god, I know where I know you will
He knows you're gonna be
Wow
I don't want to smoke how do you just like headshot him again?
One dead man
One more still there. Nice.
Good trade, good trade.
Watch out for LNG, play safe.
What the fuck is that coming?
That one's at the speed.
Just throw a bullet directly on me once I'm swarmed.
It's all okay.
Hey!
That was a matter.
Come on, brother!
Dude, for sure.
Bro, call him simple the way he's fat as fuck these days.
Uh...
That's a goat. That's a goat.
I don't know how the other guy didn't kill me at the game.
OG, OG!
Yeah, I don't know what's going on there.
Yeah, and any higher elo, I would've instantly gotten head-shotted.
Oh, I fucked up that minstrel.
He got nothing, boys.
Okay.
Save, save, care.
One was pushed up the name, man.
One here.
That was one man.
I got flash, I got.
There's no one in the flashbang.
I'm very mild.
Someone's close by.
Camera!
Camera's both there, both there, right?
He's low.
Here, I just go, maybe.
Oh my god!
Dude, what was that A-brows movin' like an idiot and my bullets were flying sporadically.
He is low, if you're supply 1, so he's at 99.
So he's low.
Okay man, I'll have the timing, holy crap.
You know, he's never peaked me on that angle and he finally peaked that angle.
one
guess when these guys when these
place that's crazy
one or two CS rounds today I would do to but I think it's a one
be a rank retrieval
Mbam bam bam
Yeeee
Yeah
Full on smoke, b rush
Smoke it up boys, smoke it up
Home play is going to bomb down
Let's go, let's go
I
There's two already there
Still one of the smoke somewhere
Let's swing in the one by one bro be main
You want to drop low so you can hold that
I
Know the Nate off the wall probably did a lot of team damage
I don't think they're up that close
Was there where you Molly
Triple Molly on the guy
Green's got bomb
I'm not sure if it's the mid game or the different game.
Uh oh.
You saved him. You saved him.
I'm gonna go see if I can recover that off if they haven't already.
Yeah, there's a guy. You got one already.
Nice.
Skatwish?
Skat is FOV, I can't.
I'll fuck off.
You might go for this and let's get the towel up.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I
Do the peak timing I okay one minute
Just look up to them and that
Bro, he was ready for it dude
One tap and so one tap
at the pillar bro
nice
simple
oh
oh
that's all good, that's all good
Bring around the rosy dust, man.
It's us or them.
We're chilling.
We're chilling.
I'll play mid.
OK, OK.
6-6, of course.
All right, come on.
Give me four.
One taps here.
Or this LFG guy's going to one tap you.
one or the other
he got a little crack on me
he's still alive
it's A-T nothing
yeah it's gonna be an A-T
move there
kill one
kill one
so close
one platform
bro where's what
What I'm so bad one more time one more time
Your teammates covering you
I did the widest peak trying to find that guy
Just such a wide peak
I
Don't get you code here
It's gonna it's gonna be better be
I've seven in a dream
I
Go through orange fuck it we ball
We went out here guys easy
Very clear
On water
I think it's there, come from mid, or from water.
What do you think?
One might be there, so just be careful.
Got one?
Yeah, I thought it was me.
It's me.
It's me.
It's me.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
That was great.
You're using the fucking op, god.
Now, he just found his way to me.
He found his way to me, dude.
Right on.
The office so different at this elo compared to everybody knowing I don't know what it is
There's like a plus 70% dodge when you're at 25k
It's the best go to the game at 25. Hey
At 25 it's everybody's not plus 70% dodge
the point for a fight
all right bro
I'm both out of ammo
I'm both out
all right
no one
I think I'm gonna have to be killin' em all
I
Gonna rush be I bet one minute woman
Nice
Yeah, they're going mid a for sure
It doesn't got be locked down
No blue you want to go for an a main peak and I can watch mid sure
Even though I got a really good, I mean, I guess I have a name
I don't really know the angle here
No one here
Already on site A?
I'm on site. I'm on site. I'm on site.
I'm going to go mid or uh, A.
I'm going to go up or something.
I'm going to go up or something.
not pushing, not pushing
flash, one more push
last guy mid, push them
I don't know how I'm alive
Nice
Dude, I'd turn like that so fast if I wasn't back at you guys.
Dude, I don't know how I even lived there.
That was a pretty damn fast half right there.
Let's give it to the boys.
He's still got him.
Are you already there?
I
Gg boys
And what was my rank 23.5 all right
Okay, okay, okay, take that right there, blah, blah, blah.
One more I would chat, but 630 is the cutoff, so I got time for one GeoGuessor Redemption,
maybe two GeoGuessor Redemptions into a Ninja Vanish.
That's where I'm at right now.
Come on, bro. Yesterday was horrible.
Hey, am I versing someone unranked?
What is this?
When I verse someone like that, doesn't mean I can't play any more ranked for the week.
I forgot what that means.
Or this person, that person instead.
somewhere in Africa oh this guy knows oh this guy knows oh this dude's fucking
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get any points off this guy because he has no rank.
Boon Bomb.
America.
America.
Shelbyville.
Waffle House.
Welcome to Shelby County
Shelby County, I don't know
Shelby County
Oh
The circle K did what?
what? Damn, I don't know, bro. I don't know. I knew that, apparently. Okay. I don't think
Florida is literally ever a geogessor state. I don't think it ever is. I don't think I've
I've never seen Florida.
Or it isn't super rare.
Quang Tam, Quahang, Wat, Lu?
Bro, you know dude, you know this man, you know this.
You know this, brother, you know this.
We're in Greece, no idea.
Let's go Lamia.
Nope, we're gonna go here.
Right there.
South.
We'll take it Wow that was way cool wait oh wow dude turkey you can literally
swim to turkey is that part of turkey or grease
did I give me that gave me points oh yeah I did I went up in elo I'm only
versing why am I versing these people and going up in elo so weird I I have no
idea how the rank system in this game works. Maybe those people have already played all
their games for the week and now I can still reverse them and get points.
Castelvetrano Campobello di Mazzara.
Agra, Trisman! Castelvetrano!
Randa, troranda, and the attack!
Fuck that, I don't even want to see it!
Don't limit it to 40!
All right.
We gotta be here.
We gotta be here.
Campobello.
Campobello.
Yeah, did they make it? So there's a dynamic multiplier now instead of round four being the multiplier that I've noticed to change. That I have noticed. Is this Alaska, Norway?
Where the fuck is this?
Okay, we traveling. I am not sure.
I don't know if that's a general rule that they changed.
It kind of makes us so the games are faster or it gives you a multiplier so you just build
momentum to maybe beat somebody way faster.
So it awards combos more.
I kind of like it.
It's a cool little bonus.
Oh dear.
I don't think we're finding shit here.
Buddy, you, there's no way you found anything. I found cars.
Skajdi, Skajdi.
Skajdi?
I don't know what those words are. I'ma be honest, I don't know. Sweden by the way.
Dude, Argentina? He saw, he must have saw no text. Yeah, that was, he saw nothing.
I just saw an Antonio what the f**k is this text bro, that is the worst font trans sortiente
Is this Italy?
Is that Mexican flag?
I'm going straight Mexico, bro. I'm just going there. I don't even know. I'm just going there. I'm just going there
I just have to miss out the colors, bro
Just go to Mexico
Colombia
Colombia. Russia. Ukraine.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
We're going to go Kazan.
And it bro!
Alright, I need a kill shot here friend. Give me a kill shot, bro. Give me a kill shot.
Another parry.
I'm
Jean team
Ballet comm escolar oh dot com
Something national columbia it is columbia
Gg it bro Gg it
We'll take it.
The double victory.
The double victory, the Elo, the triple win off of CS chat.
I'm going to chill here.
I will be on tomorrow.
Yoink the Elo, peace out.
Enjoy the rest of your night.
Thank you guys for chilling.
I will see you guys tomorrow for another one.
Enjoy your night.
Until next time, goodbye, people, and we will go from there.
Peace out, GG. Thank you guys for watching. I'll see you tomorrow for another stream. Goodbye, guys. Peace.
Tell the rush when you're standing your ground
Don't give up when it all comes crashing down
Just close your eyes and feel the pressure
One more chance, good luck
Ask forever, use yourself and pull the trigger now
I
you
you