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SUB SUNDAY CHILLIN HERE WE GOVARIETY BACK ON THE MENU OH WAIT IT NEVER LEFT HOLY IS THERE ANYTHING WORTH PLAYING OUT THERE PLS SHOW ME EDITI
04-05-2026 · 6h 27m
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Oh my god, people.
Oh, seven let's cast me out.
We got off on such a hard gas.
and what up what up hello hello how are you guys doing chat how's life
Sunday Sunday recovered from Dota 2 dude I was just not feeling game in
yesterday bro and then Dota 2 was like the the nail in the coffin that's it was
not it. That game was not it. I wasn't in the right headspace.
The thing about Dota is once you die, like what are you supposed
to do? You're just kind of like the thing about MOBAs is
it's it feels so downhill. Like dying in a MOBA early game.
It feels like it keeps getting exponentially worse.
So if you have like a really bad early game, you feel like you're completely crippled for the next 10-15 minutes.
It's so depressing.
You can see the 40 minutes of waste. Yeah, you actually know like, oh my god, here's a game.
I
Get that's why I was default back to CS dude, that's why I always just even even some of these other games
It's like the guy can you can always kind of come back
Your fate isn't locked in
Not saying you can't come back in Dota I'm not saying you can't
Plus, it's like my display yesterday was not a proper display of Dota, but you need time
to get the rust off the gears.
I kind of forgot.
I was overconfident playing it yesterday.
I thought my old knowledge would be there, but it's a cluster of the timing.
the timings are off.
And then getting, understanding the speed of the game.
I forgot.
It's a little disorienting at first
because you kind of don't realize like,
oh, I'll just go mid at 10 minutes.
And like, you don't realize how much harm
is potentially there.
And then you got to like mini map.
Yeah, Dota has a lot more rust.
You need a lot more practice
before you kind of get into it.
And then like how to watch the mini map, you know?
Starcraft is easier to get into.
Starcraft has an easier ramp up time.
I disagree.
Dota, Starcraft, I could load up and get the gist
and at least pump out units and do something
If I were to load up, Dota, I overestimated plus the people I was playing felt like they
were just cruising.
Whatever them chat today is sub sun day.
I never climbed in Dota dude, I played it before there really ever was ranked.
I never actually played, I never actually gave Dota a ranked run.
Let me see here.
Let me see. Let me see.
How many votes did we get people?
Looking at.
I clocked out early yesterday. You know what? We would have hit a thousand.
But it's all good.
882 votes for sub sun.
Yes.
Nah, bro. If I did easy 1000.
Easy 1000 minus 500 for I am Jesus.
Yes.
You know what it was voted for, but not as much as I thought.
Like it was voted for heavily.
Like heavily.
We'll get through a bro. We'll get through it
You guys want to see it man go for it
Alright
Like man mana lords check this out you mean man or lords
No, I was about to go into so Sunday, but hold up did this get announced today or something?
Mandate order play test
I was not expecting a trailer
Oh it's a city belter
It's really not over yet.
Transfer!
Let's take a break.
Let's come here and catch this thief.
When the world is in chaos,
the evil spirits will be destroyed.
They will be killed and killed.
They will be killed and killed.
The evil spirits will be killed.
There is a meaning to the war, and there is no meaning to it.
A war can be a war, but there is no meaning to a war.
A war may not be of any use, but it can be a revenge for the country of Qinglian.
A war may be of no use, but it can be of no use.
Yeah, is this kind of like Chinese manor lords?
I mean, that's cool.
Why not?
Why not?
Maybe.
Why not?
Look pretty cool.
What do we have here, Boz?
We had 882 votes for Sub-Sunday, Alta 4 meter.
Let me look again.
This is an interesting, this is an interesting list of games.
Wow, this is a swing of games.
Okay.
I can't get a read on this one.
I can't get a read
It's it's I guess it's like yellowish orange. Hey, some of these could be good though some of these could be decent
We're looking at one world actually way apparently died did I play this someone said I play the show
I play the demo. I don't remember playing the demo. There's shit
one two
three world premiere four world premiere
4.5
five
Six world premieres never before seen
Yes, indeed
We got a bunch of stuff
Here and there. Let's get right into those people
First game of sub sunday brand new release
Yes, indeed, so we got going on here
Might be good, let's see what we got chill chill. Oh my god the first game
Of subsunday
It's known as Tlatotoni.
Latoani, Latoani.
Tlatotoni.
Let's see what we got going on here, I'll turn it up, music, framerate, b-sync, B-binding,
Simulation?
Switch to simulation settings doesn't work scenario campaign tutorial
You know what bro, I'm gonna just do the tutorial dude. I'm just gonna do it
I'm just gonna fucking do it
Holy shit, I just got crit hit
Q e mouse wheel pause play fast forward blinking siren siren journal okay yes the
porters that you're training post will help with nearby construction but some
mason yards would also be helpful okay okay mason yard right here you know what
this game reminds me of right off the bat that pharaoh game that pharaoh game
Right?
What was it even called?
Was it actually just called Pharaoh?
Oh.
Raising and demolition, some objects around it all have to be raised before anything can be built on top.
Okay, what am I rate mark trees on the below ground for raising?
Okay, which like any tree how about these oh
Yeah, wait, that's exactly it okay
Trees raised all right is this guy raising you can't zoom in any further
Is it these dudes with the hammers?
Oh yes.
Oh they gather resources through that as well.
Huh.
If you go to the farming paddocks like maize or fruit you can drag an area to plant for a farmer's hut.
Okay.
Plus 18 maize per year, check out what the fuck is maize, 90 population, 11 maize, corn,
um, place enough farmland to surround 4 huts then unpost a lot of construction to complete
You can use fertility overlay to check for good farming locations.
God damn, bro!
You need to place more farm huts, you need to place more fields.
Alright, bullets, I know how to play the game.
Campaign.
Clean slate.
Yeah, that could have been our spawn point.
Yodomi, we, Mishika, will always be chitchatniks in the eyes of this other nurse. We have that in common, at least.
Our chieftain, Istak, has always been more accustomed to the rigors of the wild than to set a life, but he has different ambitions for his son.
His heir, Toskwakweshli, has been studying in the Mason's district for some time, and he's usual a talent for sculpture and building projects.
after the recent floods washed away a large portion of the city's southern
worlds now is that what donkey has suggested he might take the initiative
in rebuilding the sascus okay I'm teller who's color but don't go put me the
prince will have a chance to put his new skills to use all right those names
are as airfucking so long. Okay, the Teletoni of Zumpanco has charged you to
rebuild the portion of the city devastated by recent flooding. You should
house at least 600 population. You should place at least two noble
compounds. You should clear away all rubble. You should replace the wooden
walls of Zumpanco with stone walls. Alright, new mayor! Alright, let's
Here we have your military, industry, farming, civil, health, beauty, religion, engineering, commerce, housing, planning summary.
Alright, we got homes. Let me show you here.
Runes.
Moshualatin is the common people. You have 20 adult commoners, 12 jobs.
What is this music?
Kippelton?
Are ruling nobility?
Axe monies?
Are your currency of 3,000 axes in your treasury?
City mood?
Symmetry average?
Oh yeah, that's me.
This is the guy.
Rally troops?
Royal oversight?
Chat, I should have stayed in the tutorial.
How the hell do you remove shit?
This game doesn't just have a dedicated ass fucking demolish button.
Are you kidding me?
I can do this bro.
Where the hell?
Literally the first step raise is on right is raising their
Oh, it's this right here. Okay raise
Okay, we got to rebuild all this why would I not mark everything here we need to get rid of this
Okay
first things first we got to remove the rubble for every fucking square you
remove your family gets one bread all right we're good housing common house
noble compounds you need wood and some other shit timber and clay nice we have
both. Let's do it up. The first new people. What is this right here? Porter shop.
Timber can be stored here for delivery to other storage venues.
Pottery can be stored here for delivery to other storage venues that take a second to make
deliveries to other storage venues or any distance. Porter shop serves as a small,
more discreet version of the Porter yard. Porters can also assist with nearby construction.
Oh, okay. Okay, Porter. There's only one guy who works here.
There is something else. Commerce and trade, housing, engineering, religion, beauty, health,
civil, farming, industry. Let me see. Engineering, mason yard. Mason yard and repair buildings
over any distance. All right. We need this right in the middle. These are the builders.
We already have these roads, dirt roads, upgrading to stone. I don't think we want to do that
just yet. So yeah, I guess we live next to those village, but it's not really associated
with us. I have this one area. I can speed up time. Let's see if anyone works on this.
I guess priority, um, maybe we got to take time instead of marking everything to remove all the rubble.
Yeah.
Because we only have like two guys right now.
Hold up.
Oh, and the porters can assist. I'm assuming they assist with raising as well.
Yeah, I'm actually not going to do this. Let's only do a little bit.
Unless you can't do that.
I guess that doesn't work that's like priority Mason shrine to holes the book to shrine to tealock
group garden alcove sweeper sentry post well dipper provide basic water supply
sentries patrol your streets and keep petty crime sweeper keep your street spotless oh
Oh, we had we need like street janitors that help with Charlie provide a civic education and training
And then we have a bunch of military stuff
Okay
Tell Fakali provides a civic. Oh, yeah, that's what that was
Alco provide small space for drummers and flutists to perform
Because they need entertainment. I think you're actually sacrificed to the gods here
I'm pretty sure.
All right, they're actually getting a decent amount of stuff from here. What are they getting? They're getting a stone.
Stone and timber from everything and they already built this as well.
Oh, so 10- 20 stone gives them...
10 pieces made by recipe, three pieces produced this year.
Why the fuck does the mason yard? Why do they produce artwork?
What?
Random?
Okay, all right, let's see common house. This is gonna be the first neighborhood. You rotate? No.
Why not? It just seems random.
All right, let's start with two houses. We're not gonna go all out. Let's see who builds this.
You can't get more masons, go to stock, staff to pop up Lee, alright he's chilling.
Can I zoom in further in this game, interface, mouse scroll?
That must be mouse scroll speed.
Now how far I can zoom in.
Yeah, I yeah, there's no way I
Don't think so. All right
All right, who wears this guy Chip Hopfully he is a Mason
We got three dudes here
working Baron what is this right here oh this is the porter shop no shit oh you
can also see the trading post warehouse is set to trade locally will only move
goods within the same city getting balance no order getting balance storage
There's venues set to balance or collect from other storage venues when less than half full and deliver to other storage venues
if other storage venues are going to be made on the end business on storage venues.
No order, no timber will be delivered here.
Okay, I guess there's a lot of storage handling in this. Oh, yeah, that was fast. They built the houses.
Each house is nine people. This home needs access to a sweeper. Sweeper keeps your streets
spotless. All right. We're gonna have the sweeper lives amongst the people. And then
We're gonna have a well right here and then build some more houses I
Have a shit ton of material
I can't leave a gap and just do a bunch of roads and do a street in between but I don't know if I should do that I
Am not sure yet
I want to see who builds this. Let me see. Oh wait, what the fuck? Oh, there is.
Yeah, let me see what he does here.
So he, what, he actually, oh, they transport from the trading post.
He goes to the trading post, gets the supplies, and then bucks it there.
What the hell does this dude work?
Mason Yard?
Wait, what the fuck is this guy?
Is this just like a random dude working?
Pololi?
I guess they, I guess people who don't have any jobs can just work and do things in the
city.
I think that's how this game works, is there's a decent amount of people with hammers, but
then Chipotle, he's, there's Chipotle, QQ's right here, with a hammer, but he's not
a mason.
Yeah, I guess it's like anyone who doesn't have a job can just do random shit in the
city.
Commerce and trade?
Yes.
Small market loss for a limited range of basic goods to be purchased when they are in demand
from nearby homes.
Let's add the market early.
And then, uh, where was the streets?
Where the fuck was the road?
Roads.
Oh, wait, pull the road.
Oh yeah, do we have to worry about food, don't we?
Oh my god, everyone's gonna die.
There's no indicator for food.
This is your advisors.
Pleased.
Kulalic.
Is pleased with our devotion.
We have temples and shrines to cover 2400 population, shrines one.
So I probably have to make a shrine for three different shrines, fertility we have no fertile
land, oh my god, we have no water dude, our faith where we have no food we have to just,
Our production is nothing.
Clear all the rubble from the flood.
Yeah, I think this scenario is literally just making as many houses as you can.
I think that's all it is.
Just make a shit ton of houses.
And I broke the road.
Let me remove this one.
Raise?
Yeah, what the hell one two. Oh my god the sweeper dude the sweeper
Oh, no
All right, I should be able to make these guys probably harvest the the wood here unless that's not how this game works
works. Yeah, I don't think they actually do that. I don't know how they get more resources
unless it's all trading related. Maybe. Alright, more houses. We have so many resources. Seems
like the road is free. Shit that little gap there is horrible, ruined. I could add sweepers
on every street. We're going all out. This game needs more
animations that's kind of static. Yeah, it's an old-school style.
So, do you want to shoot to keep petty crime to a minimum? Well, I don't know. Does the
well hit? The well is a fucking three as well. This well hits almost everybody.
Sentry post the sweeper. I don't think you can rotate in this game. Oh you can
All right, whatever how much is a sweeper?
All right
We got all the rubble
What do you need for a noble house?
I have everything for a noble place, at least, uh, two-zero-six-hundred-house.
Wait, what?
There's literally six people housed.
What the hell is this, man?
There are people at houses.
Too many roads?
Maybe.
Oh, the noble house is massive.
Alright, one noble house, two noble house.
Let's do what happens here.
We have enough.
Yeah, this is some BS right now.
People have houses right now.
Farming and industry, labor and employment, employed, at trade, who the hell employed
half these people. Citizens, space 207, 48 people, small houses. Small houses has a space
for 20 additional citizens. Yeah, bro, people are living in here. I just looked at the
graph.
Common house doesn't count.
You know what?
I think you might be right.
I think they need to upgrade to a small house.
they turn into a small house.
Omen's point to a poor harvest this year.
Okay, good thing we literally traded all in fruit garden fruit.
There's no fruit into nearby homes.
There it is.
Everybody gets a fruit garden here.
Fruit gardens on every street area and then we're gonna have some a nice little music
area.
You gotta satisfy the citizens bro or else they don't turn into small houses.
Mason yard maybe they do they need religion they need religion.
Security, good, they're very happy now.
Machi Mali, dude.
He patrols.
Who the fuck is committing crime?
We have like 30 people who live here.
I do need to delete these, don't I?
I got to protect the kingdom and remove this and build a stone wall around us.
Services use 5 out of 15 diversion.
We got to find somebody who wants to perform.
Okay, I think I'm doing this right so far.
I think.
Use a stone tower near the shore to cover swamp tiles.
Wait, use a stone tower near the shore.
A stone tower near the shore.
I wonder, wait, what?
You gotta cover the, how does this cover the swamp tiles?
Okay, am I looking at this or I must be some distance away from the map edge?
Seems like you're supposed to like just put this nearby.
But I don't want to do that just yet.
All right, we have houses for days.
Now what is working here?
Education.
Uh, civil.
Okay, we're gonna have, uh, next to this area, next to the market we have a school.
Okay, okay. Age of starvation?
You know what? This is a scenario so we don't have a lot of stuff going on right now.
Probably in the sandbox mode you have to actually like provide and fish and hunt and trade so you get food.
What the hell are these guys? Machimali?
They're taking their spear and shields out.
What's happening here? No visitors at the moment, poor.
Okay, we got security, health, education is still 0-5.
It must take time, because now it's saying, oh, there we go, just hit.
The diversion? Do we have nobody? Under construction, we need three. Oh, it's not built yet.
Probably because I have them tearing this shit down and they can't tear any more down.
I'm gonna put up one more mason yard just to see how big of a difference it makes.
The stone road must make them faster, but we don't have enough stone.
This is like some poor ass trailer park somewhere in the southern U.S.
Motherfucker, this is the Aztec Times, bitch.
Okay, we have like clay ass houses, fucker.
This shit's all clay.
Clay's crazy, bro.
There's a lot of clay.
Alright, no road here.
These guys...
Perfect.
Is this actually still taking forever?
Is this still taking forever?
We need one guy who knows how to play the flute to entertain these people.
And now what a religion.
Tialock?
Yeah, what religion should we do?
Who's the pocketary, the god of war, watches over your soldiers and empire, and it was
the growth of all vegetation and can ward off flooding and sickness?
I mean, Tialock sounds better.
The site has awful symmetry.
What the fuck?
It needs perfect symmetry?
Dude, there's no symmetry anywhere.
The staff of the structure are required in a scenic neighborhood.
Oh! I can't rotate it though.
We might have to demolish all these houses for Hootspukka-ka-ka-kali!
Hootspukka-ka-ka-kali!
Yeah, I might have to demolish those houses, oh no.
Everywhere else is awful symmetry.
There's nothing.
Dammit, man.
There's nothing, dude, that's it.
Come on man.
You know what?
This is going to look weird, but you put that there and then we have a stone road that leads
into it.
They don't need access.
The game's not that deep.
They just need the presence.
I don't think they actually have to enter it to get the Satisfi-
uh, the- the- the- the 05.
Let's see, let's see.
Let's compact.
Alright.
Give it a second now.
We do not have enough stone.
84 stone?
It's right here. Let me do that.
I think so. It's right next to the dirt road. Let's see.
Speed this up a little bit.
Yeah, that's the right line, right?
This guy's laying the stone down.
Oh, shell.
Oh, oh, oh. Oh, god. Wait. Oh, no.
Dude, that looks like it's the wrong way.
And it's not lined up.
What the fuck?
They took 20 years and you fucked him up!
Tell me this gives you a full refund.
You fucking mis-man, I just fucking built this shit brother and you want me to fucking
build this shit man, man?
I think it is full refund.
All right, let's do a little segment here.
Oh, really? No, it's good.
Okay, am I tripping here?
What is this caution sign telling me?
Oh, the exclamation point.
Let me try that much.
All right, let's just do two.
Are my removing the road?
let's see oh wait I swear one just went away hi we're good we're good it was
right here nice oh my god and then you rotate it you piece of shit what the
fuck oh buddy oh buddy what are we doing why are we trolling oh my god
oh my it switches up at the end oh there we go there we go there we go we're
good for you read and then done done done done yeah good thing I have the
greatest mason's holy shit crazy talent dude
You break it, I fix it again, I break it again.
Oh my god dude, look, they're happy!
They upgraded.
Why aren't they- they're not upgrading for some reason.
Let's get a couple more houses here.
Might be a little far away from a well.
some fruit some fruit there it is
Why not?
For now.
How are they gonna walk up to the shrine, bro?
There's a little holy path here, okay?
I'm not sure why they're not upgrading.
Five of zero, they're fully fulfilled.
Baaing.
Very nice.
Road not connect and definitely connects.
What is the solar eclipse?
There it is. Look at this guy. Master Mason. Holy shit, he just
built the house and then decided to then come over here.
I see an issue here.
I see a bit of an issue.
Okay, for the sake, let me just do a four stack, because I can't tell.
I can't tell.
Yeah, maybe I'll put the tower right here.
Let me see how big the tower is.
Either that or you're supposed to...
Let's see what happens.
I have to like somehow do something with the swamp.
What the fuck is this?
Are you kidding?
Dude.
Can I, like, raise the swamp?
Oh wait, what the f- dude, are you kidding?
They can raise all of this.
I didn't know they could do that.
Yes, they want you to put a tower right- wait, now the terrain is blocked, though.
There's a lot of irrigation and can be reclaimed with Chinampas.
Am I supposed to put something here?
Use a stone tower and do the shorty cover swamp tiles, or maybe I got to move it...
once.
I'm not really sure how to do that part.
Yeah, I don't know about that, I should not, what the fuck.
All the good news is this is rotating.
Oh, the omen of Warsh Screwed.
Ah, let's see here.
This does not seem right. I need like a tower at the corner or something.
Let's see what happens.
Does this game have research?
Ugh, I think because I'm locked into the first scenario, there's a lot of things that aren't,
uh, yeah.
There.
You need a gateway, too.
Buddy, this isn't StarCraft.
Let's see.
I like how they set up all the stones first
and then the way they build it is kinda cool.
I swear man, these fucking building games
are always so satisfying.
Like a good at nothing beats a good ass building game.
This one has a bit of a charm to it.
there are a shit ton though there are a lot that's messed up that's our weak
point so as long as we don't have a rat tell anybody about this weak point here
only we know
only we know about the weakness in the wall there's a spot what they did
Is that a fucking connector call now?
A spot?
I can tell you.
Bro, what do you do here?
There's nothing you can even put here.
What if I remove the road?
You can't. You can't.
Oh wait, whoops.
Let's see what happens.
Okay, there's a spot.
Just in case, okay, the raising is done.
I'm just gonna put a random mass wall here.
Nope, and the tower doesn't fit here too.
The only other thing I can think of is this tower needs to be moved down one more here.
I can't tell.
Remove tower for two walls or I remove this and add two more.
It says use the stone tower near the shore.
Yeah, I don't know.
We're demolishing.
Isn't it the same, wasn't it the same here, I guess right there?
Is it at the same I had that wasn't at the same here I guess right there
Is this the same spot?
Okay, is this the same spot?
What was that actually went down?
Are we good?
We're good.
That was it.
there it is there it is holy fuck these guys aren't happy why aren't you happy
Okay, um, I might need to actually put a well dipper near them.
Or uh, where was the um, or a sweeper even.
Let's put the sweeper.
I need a road there.
I could remove this and put the sweeper down.
Oh, insane spot.
And then I can remove this and put a sentry down.
Ah, life before the internet.
Ah!
Alright, how we feelin' here?
Are people happy?
Divine?
Clean water, 75% access.
Okay, that is what I did not put down.
Where do I put the well dipper?
That one is kind of far.
Let me move this.
Sorry, we're out.
That's a better position.
Roads.
Oh, but to a rich harvest this year, the gods must be pleased.
We don't, it's fine.
We don't harvest anything.
Oh my god, we're off.
Only two houses and a gap.
Alright, nice.
I just need more people satisfied here.
If these houses all upgrade, I think I might hit that.
I need four houses to upgrade.
Okay, yep, slowly.
There it is, boy.
There it is.
chapter complete? I know. I know. I know. That's what I'm saying.
Well, it would seem we Mexica are capable of more than loving spears carrying what?
Cool game, bro. Cool game. Honestly, a cool game.
Next game! As we continue, we are jumping to another one, people.
We are jumping to another one.
All bucklin'.
Actually, this game looks cool, whatever.
We got another brand new release here.
Nones.
Data Center.
Let's see what we got going on here, boys.
Finally got a real job.
The side of streaming wasn't for me.
I wanted to run servers.
And all I did was run gaming servers.
Then AI boomed.
And they were just buying up people's shit that you had to make data centers and had the equipment ready to go.
What happened to the music worst job really okay wait this was not it that's the fish eye
there's no music oh wait it is light it is a job alright first day on the job
No, the boss lets me use an air pod, oh wait.
Yeah what's good?
Data center music.
All right, reputation, zero XP, zero XP per second, money, 20,000.
Okay, okay, okay, elevator music.
Uplink, OST.
Best of data center, OST.
Best of data center OST. It's totally a thing. Ready or not.
Secret data center alone dark focus ambient.
There's probably some guy who listens to this shit while doing this.
Alright, let's see how this works.
Okay, we got the people that manufactures everything we need.
Alright, we got a shop network map, well we have no devices and no assets.
And we just started.
I'm just paying rent.
I can't hire anybody.
Okay. First client, they want a new ARMA server.
Wait, buy a rack in online store, buy a switch in the online store, a rack and a switch,
does it say it?
And a cable.
Okay, we need one of these.
We need to switch a rack and a cable.
Yes.
Okay, that's everything.
2400?
Oh, this is horrible.
No one's listening to this, dude.
No one's listening to this.
It's just like noise.
the same guy bro it's the same guy
aquatic OST here you go
I hope you're right man I hope you're right I just clicked that I'm surprised
it wasn't a Rick roll. Alright, let's see. This guy's making a server. We got the switch.
100 meters of... I don't know what type of wire this is. Ethernet cable. Alright, let's
Alright, let's see what we have here.
This is the rack!
Okay.
It says buy cable in the online store and connect server with the network switch.
Okay, so here it is. What do we have here? I think this is the rack.
Or not. Hold up.
Remove cable.
I can't open this.
Did I not find the server rack?
Where the fuck is the rack?
Oh, you can only place it on these squares.
Oh, okay.
I thought I had to manually place it.
All right, let's see.
Okay.
I wonder how accurate this game really is.
How does this work?
Okay.
Do I got to plug this shit in or is this server box connected and then it just works?
Oh shit.
Yo!
Oh shit.
Okay, okay.
Oh, holy shit!
Okay, okay
There it is oh wait
I can't interact with this.
Something is behind here.
Alright.
Buy cable in the online store and connect server with the network switch.
Am I running cables all through these lines?
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
10 gigabit per second, 1 gigabit per second.
Yeah, before I do that, hold on.
Patch panel, cable copper, cat 60 blue.
I'll just buy another one real quick.
I might be tripping here.
Okay, it is the same.
I don't know where to go here from here.
You know, when I have like a master area, I don't think I'm connecting the yellow into
the gray.
I don't think that's how that works.
Where is our network switch?
Am I actually connecting those two?
Really?
Am I actually doing that?
These don't like feed into something else
Remove cable
No cable found
Okay, wow, okay, okay, I thought all right fairly
Okay, sign first customer before this recommend to have eight servers already connected
Wow
So right there there's our first server so this is ready to go that's it dedicated. Oh
Here we go. Oh
required reputation okay well we have to start somewhere Bermuda Triangle backup
miss mysteriously never found a client is a client man we have nothing cable the
server all mine. Holy shit. Required server type. Hold on, how did they do the cable management?
What was that? I want to look at the back again so you can throw up the main switch
and then have the switch come down.
So your switch is like your main hub.
So instead, you can kind of go like,
gosh, I don't like that better.
I don't like that better.
Oops.
I don't think you can work it like that.
So you have the main switch up here.
Okay, let me see how this works now.
All right, this is our first client.
Even though it did say you should have like eight set up,
so this is the main switch.
I don't fully know how they had it,
but maybe you can run a bunch down here and then,
and then break off of it, does that work?
I'm not sure I guess for now I'll just do it the new boy and then figure it out
later yeah we're just gonna do it like that now I'm assuming we got to run this
shit up here. Oh, it just cuts across. I don't know if this is correct. Let's see.
So you got the main switch plugged into the server and now we got the server feeding into
actually cable customer to the switch you installed oh I see how okay wait no never mind
Okay, okay, everything feeds into the switch.
Everything feeds in here.
Oh, God.
I can see how this can get into spaghetti, and you can make this look really nice.
Okay, and then I think the heck's...
Okay, and then I think the heck's...
Is that the type?
Hmm.
Hey, both customers, those are gonna set up IP and customer on the server.
Okay, it did say eight servers. Let me
turn these on.
Okay, then you choose the client
Okay, I think the IP
was it 1.2?
oh shit whoops
Wait, 192.20.19 low.
Oh my god, it worked.
Wait, it worked, right?
Max speed, 5,000 I O P S.
Holy shit, their server's online!
We got a client!
We got a client!
Oh my god!
oh my god holy shit we got some money we got some money we got we're getting 50
cents a second oh yo 50 cents a second yo oh my god there it is bro every one
of these is some guy's data there it is okay okay okay okay he need he okay 40,000
I OPS I don't know what that acronym means I don't think we need another
switch here you just need a bunch of servers and we have enough cables in and
now per second. Okay, go back to the shop. Oh, we have a network map now, right? Three
devices, server one switches customer base one cable connection to. Okay, whatever.
We need uh, 40,000...
We need seven more of these.
I gotta s-
Let me do this.
Okay.
Alright, let me uh, we need- we need to set up seven.
Oh, shit.
Okay, I think we can actually fit everything here.
I
Okay, this is basically they hired us the studio hired us there's this new MMO coming out
I don't know. I don't play video games. There's this new fucking software coming out
The clients that he needs some servers or some shit like to like a couple. We're just gonna do it and the weekend's coming
Yeah
All right, let's see here
It's called ashes something ashes of I don't fucking know the kids the kids now
Alright
Let's see
Okay
Yeah, anyone here work this job is this kind of how it is
How simmy is the sim?
I see where the cable management comes into play now.
But I wonder how you lead everything- Wait, oh!
Okay, I see how you can, can you actually do that?
Oh, this is going to take five years unless you can do this.
Fuck, I want to take everything off now.
Shit.
Whatever.
Servers are going offline.
Tell the client, bro, you got to fix her shit real quick.
All right
All right, I think this is how you do it everything feeds to the switch so let's say I do this
Okay. Wow. Nope
You have to okay, so you have to actually feed it up every single one you can't skip
I don't know if this is you can only feed one up this whole thing wait no you
can't wait never mind never mind never mind
is there a better way to do this I feel like that's not bad management right
Is there a better way to organize this? Or should I have it all go horizontally to the...
I think I just go boom, boom, boom. How am I trolling? What do you mean what am I doing?
just go across and up go out straight to the left like here and then just in
you're you're saying that's better
you're saying that's better
alright alright
Chat, someone Google me a fucking image, alright?
Google me a fucking image.
Up the back of the data rack.
The downtime is affecting the client, relax, they have like no one playing the game.
All right, there you go. That's what we're doing.
How about that? Better?
We gotta go, uh, we'll see. Now it gets a little weird.
no these guys have a different fucking data rear okay this shit's so different
How about we have a different this one's different
you
you
you
you
you
Okay, all the clients, it was 40,000 I OPS.
I already forgot it 1920 1920
copy
not 168 why do I keep adding 168 what am I doing
2019. Oh my god. There you go. Copy.
All right.
Oops.
And...
Alright!
Okay!
And...
There it is, boys.
Sign more customers, check the requirements first, prepare the servers and then sign the
customers.
Don't open all the walls, create compartment rooms.
How much money are we making now?
Oh, what is this?
Broken device?
Are these all my servers?
EOL, the EOL timer indicates how long your hardware is safe.
When the time runs out, the server will display a yellow warning mark, meaning it could fail
after that point.
If the device fails, it will show a red error mark and stop working.
You need to replicate it yourself or send a technician to do it for you.
In that case, you don't have to recalibrate the device.
How to use technicians.
You have to hire a technician.
Is this like actually showing like a prediction of when that one of these servers is gonna go to shit?
Is that actually what's going on here?
Like a potential for one of those dying
There it is 40,000 I OPS
very nice top server not all the way up I did it on purpose so it looks cleaner
okay it looks cleaner how much are we making is that $4 a second
Let me bring my card over here.
Alright, not bad.
Not bad, not bad.
Alright, alright, alright.
Who's the next client?
Network map?
Very nice.
Where was the thing that I see if things are going bad?
That tutorial showed me something. Where do I see that? Screen.
Oh, where's my reputation? Uh, yeah, yeah, where was the where was the screen? Uh, was it the EOL page on the laptop?
This is a balance sheet though.
I thought it was the front of the server, broken device tab.
Wait, hold on. Where the fuck was it?
Uh-uh, it was the red one.
Wait, EOL.
Yeah, no, this is the other one that showed like the graphic.
Whatever.
Um, let's get another client.
Let me see here.
Yeah, it looked like it was on the server rack and you could see it.
Wait, on the server rack?
No.
That's it?
Yeah, well.
joke database that is a lot this guy needs a lot 80,000 so we need 16 this
looks like it can house not 16 or like yeah looks like it might just be right
there is a new rack. Let me see I might get like two of these or something.
of
I should have done this in a few steps you have enough switches for this
Let's sit there friends 16 times 10 gigabit verse a patch panel
All right next client
I
Move these for now. Oh, there's gonna take a bit. We have a shun here
This is basically what the devs do or they tell their whoever's hosting their servers to do once everybody's complaining about the cube times
There's some guy
Unless they already have them all schooled up
All right, hold on, let me move all this.
All right, let me set the rack up.
You know, I kind of wish I set this one here, because now it's like odd, so this one's
going to go right here.
I don't have the switch, but I'm going to set it up at the same, like one, two,
The switch will be there.
Oh, whoops.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Oh my god! That was a client server. Oh, shit.
Okay, it's all good. It's a little dented
Minus 15k
No shit, we'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. Hold on hold on
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
Oh no. Yeah, maybe I can drop him on top.
Will this actually fit 16?
I actually think this will fit enough.
I didn't see what the capacity was.
Okay.
Gonna aim right below the last one.
I actually have enough here.
With a switch.
No, what?
Yo, what?
No way.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen.
Why would- why would you make me do 80,000 I OPS when I have to switch- I have to put a switch in this?
I can't set it on top though, I need the switch in here.
So I have to get-
Did I mess up?
I have to get another rack?
For one?
You can use the other rack, but then I gotta cross the wires.
Nooo, wait.
Yeah, because it doesn't fit.
You can unlock better devices.
Yeah, well for now, this one is going to be weird.
I don't want to do this, but I guess what else am I supposed to do?
What else?
I'm going to have to.
It doesn't fit on the bottom.
You need another switch, do you probably?
Whatever. This is temporary. Oh, it's gonna be horrible.
Oh, did I set this here?
10, 25, 13.
just have a switch rack instead of and have this flooded with servers
yeah that's yeah that I'm gonna have to do this all over again change the color
of the cable I don't think you can do that yet I'd even like unlock it or
something all right we're gonna do the worst one first and we'll have this one
just run across this side all right oh god it was bad what else am I
supposed to do at the moment
rack is not empty wait oh shit wait what is this like a restart button turn
off rack positions unmount rack rack turn off rack positions
This is how she skip all of those?
Oh, I think it actually does skip it all.
Alright, I think I'm doing this right.
I haven't done a 16 here, and then I'm going to start here.
Ah, sure.
I messed one up.
God damn it.
It's not always going to look beautiful.
I think one will always be off.
I either messed up or one will always be off.
Because I yeah
There it is, I guess two will be off clean clean enough clean enough alright bad jokes database
All right, let's see we have here
Switch boot it up
80,000 IOPS.
What was the IP?
1025.13.2 1025.13.2
10, 20, 25, 13, 2, copy.
Wait, that was right, right?
Fuck.
Oh yeah, no shit, that's because I haven't run anything yet.
I think it's more satisfying to hit it at once.
So first up, the IPs.
Let's try for, let's see which is more satisfying.
Okay, I gotta do it on the other one as well.
Oh shit, was this 14 or 13?
Alright, 17...
All right, now I gotta actually run the cable from the switch- wait a minute.
Wait.
No way.
I mean for now, screw this one for now.
I might need an additional switch that then connects to a switch.
Alright, do I get a second switch at the bottom, or I wonder if I let him do here?
I don't know, sorry guys.
For now?
For now let me do this.
Oh shit, there it is. Perfect connection. 15 servers online, so I think I need to get
another switch and then figure out how to connect it in one minute. I'm assuming I
I can just do a switch into a switch, right?
Can I do a... Wait, how am I even gonna do this?
I'm so confused.
Would I just do a switch into a switch?
So, I would remove one of these, the main ones.
I'm gonna mess this up.
How much time? I have 50 seconds. I'm gonna fail.
I'm gonna fail.
Alright, I removed one, and then I do a switch.
And here.
Which means this is now...
Right?
Also fit into this
What it didn't work you can't do a switch into the switch
No, you can't do that bro turn it on it is on
Oh my god, it is oh my god, I never turned it on I
Never turned it on you can't do a switch into a switch
damn the on button all right the client is satisfied all right yo that was that
that was a band-aid solution all right nice holy crap I don't know how to make
this nicer but I see how the switch rack you're gonna need to do some switch
uh, racked up.
Yeah, I get it. The thing is, I have to disconnect everything to move it out. So if I put a switch
on the top it's gonna be I have to move stuff around. I just realized why is this red? And
this is green. Is that bad? I think it just actually just, I think it doesn't matter. It's
just trying to differentiate between what servers. Yeah it's just like a data change.
no it means these guys are red these guys are green I was like broken or
something okay not bad if I if I wanted to see a different row I could add
another server rack which would be a I guess you would have a sir you'd have
the switch rack and then run all of them up and then down you'd have to just keep
feeding down if there's a server rack you would just then bring him down like
that you because it wouldn't be internal with the servers anymore that's that
seems horrible I don't know about that I'm gonna try setting up like two
servers here. I'm gonna do two full-out. That's actually a lot of transportation as well.
It's actually a lot of shit. Let's do one at a time.
What is this? A patch panel? This looks like RJ45. RJ45 patch panel.
Yeah, to the guy who said this hurts to watch, what is that?
say something useful help then what is that what can I unlock
5,000 versus 12,000 IOPS.
I don't know what these are.
when you use those I don't know. This is the same thing it's just you change the color.
This one has 32.
I'm not really sure on the terminology there I don't know.
Eventually you have to do GPU mainframe RICS servers.
SFP is fiber like I could unlock this for the 32 slots
What's your goal in this game you're running a server a data center I mean I can just do like the 32 here
I'll just get this but I'm probably not gonna use it
it is $1,600 for this and the next client might I'll get one of these
Nerd simulator buddy it was the nerds that allowed us to read your stupid shit sadly
Come on, come on, come on.
Did I forget the, uh, what do you call it, no?
Yeah, it's all XP-based.
Well, now we have two of these.
You don't have infinite money in this, no.
I'm not defensive, I gotta fill the air.
The guy warned in a response.
I'm sleeping well at night.
You're the one still crying about it.
All right, I fed up your shit energy, bro.
I gotta have to,
I suppose I gotta fill the dead air.
I don't say stuff.
You're the one getting your panties in a bunch, brother.
There are no maintenance expenditure, like electricity.
You know what? I don't think there is.
That isn't that a massive part of these data centers?
Let me do a double, even though I feel like
Yeah, actually, let me do a double here.
And cooling as well of this game this game. I don't know how accurate is you need someone who actually fucking does their shit
But it was decently
It's kind of cool
There's got to be some this is the day in the life
I'm gonna add to servers because this 40 client is probably gonna need
fake news daily holy shit oh my god this client needs so much
well we don't judge the data we just provide the place for the data to live
and transfer okay we don't fucking luck okay we just we don't look at the
content we look at what what I OPS you need and we will try to fulfill it I
haven't looked at any of the end of life stuff yet so let's see how this works
Okay. Okay, let's see. Move the thing closer. Bro, the efficiency with this piece of shit
is like not a lot.
All right, moving it and then you're still gonna make it in front of the ass, bro. Okay.
Oh god, I ruined it.
I'm not sure what that one server, did anyone catch what that big server is able to output?
I might connect that one first just to see.
you had you hire people wait what dude you're telling me with two on the okay
well whatever it doesn't matter let's see it was this 10 gigabits per second
This one was 10
No, no, it wasn't wait was it actually 12k
All right, I'm gonna have to set up two of these
It was 12 time 10
I don't know 5 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 45 50 55 60 72
All right, let me just set this one up fast.
Oh, dear.
The two switches, this fix everything, though.
Speedrun.
Manly because I got to order a bunch more stuff.
All that big oh, okay. All right. It's not bad right there. All right. Just let me see
Let's have this be the connection
The leads up and in
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
At least this one is correct.
I don't know which one's which.
They mentioned something about this symbol, but I forgot what that meant.
I forgot what that meant.
696913.
Look at how that meant.
And how...
Is it like the server type?
A different server type?
Oh, they need an RSIC.
I might just hit up with the big one here.
I don't have enough XP.
I have to do this one.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Let me see this.
I'm going to do this fast and then yes.
That's connected.
and all these on okay six nine six nine one three
Right
Right now
right that's right
what
Oh, you know what I didn't do? Oh, yeah, I didn't connect the switches together, right?
Should have that be enough to do it?
What am I doing wrong here?
server symbol yes this is the correct one
select the customer icon oh my god dude I forgot about this
Holy shit, um, I forgot I had to do that. Now we're good. Yikes.
All right.
Okay, I need oh dude I need two more day. Oh, yeah, this is insane. I don't think I'm gonna finish this in time
There's no way. There's no way
There's no way man the rep is going down here. I need so many more servers. I don't have enough money
How much 12,000 12,000 72,000 80 20 28,000
Two of these plus servers and then I need 50,000
with the 50,000 oh is this just one with a switch actually I might be able to do
this if I don't fail and I think I just thought way too much shit
I may be able to do this in time but I don't think so. Two minutes this will be
faster I can just quickly set this up on a server rack with its own switch
unless it can have I don't know if I need to dedicate switch to this but it's
better just to not get hit with it it probably doesn't need it
just to quickly have this
I've never used this one before what was the IP what does this be its own 59107 59107 59107
59, 107, 18.
59, 107, 18.3.
That's 5,000, not 50,000 IOPS.
Dude.
I need nine- I need nine more of these.
Fuck you.
I thought it was one! I thought it was one! I need nine more!
I'm not finishing that that's a penalty
You got to do this shit fast as hell. I need another server rack
The planning the pre-planning
This is gonna be a little sloppy, but the whole thing's been sloppy
I think I need way more as well I need more servers 24,000 24,000 and then I think this
is actually way more than enough I can finish the top one
What the fuck is this?
Random ass?
Alright, let me see my cables.
I see why you need some dedicated areas for this, because oh my.
Oh my, oh my.
Alright, I'm gonna take...
What is this one, right?
Oh, this is gonna be weird
I have another switch
I don't know I'm gonna be going through a little too many switches here, but whatever I
I think just for the sake of it already looks like crap, so we're gonna run a switch
Through here the wire because it's all connected to the same server
And now
How much time three minutes
I think this should hit the 100,000
Was the last IP 14 wait six nine six nine 13 15
Oh shit. There it is, there it is, alright, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Random screenshot.
Alright, I didn't need this one. One...
Wow, right in time, I think?
Wait, did that finish? What the fuck? It just, like, disappeared.
Unless that client just uh
Did that work
That worked yeah, I think I think it's just the quest disappeared at the perfect time and it look at the
Yeah, I think the contract just like vanishes I need another one and I need to rip all this out and make I need 10
This one's going to be red.
This will be a blue rack.
I got the switch.
Okay, we need a lot of these.
I did an upgrade on this, uh, wheeling shit.
I need one that actually can hold a bunch just have this up over here
And then I'm actually gonna rip this one out to well that blue looks nice
Wasn't this specifically connected to all this I can rip out
I have two here too, two switches.
There you go, brother.
There's your rat.
There you go.
You get it?
I think you got it.
Why is armor down?
Oh, sorry.
I tripped on the wire.
I tripped on the wire.
I tripped on the wire.
I tripped on the wire.
I tripped on the wire.
All right, the client's pissed, but we're gonna give him one server for free and he's happy
now.
All right, I explained we're a new data center, we're already giving you discount data prices.
All right, just relax
Give us a couple more hours
Give you the first 5000 beta out
Gigabits for free, and then he was happy
Oh the blue on blue looks fucking nice man
Okay, okay premium rack
Yo, that looked good.
Alright, I need to do this. I think I have everything.
I have not checked ELL.
This actually did not need two switches.
But...
What the fuck?
Oh. Oh, I'm out of cable. My first spool.
Oh my God, my first spool, dude.
I remember my first spool.
You're not a wronga little rookie boy.
Yikes.
Alright, there it is.
What was this one?
Oh, that's an IP right there.
Okay, bum bum bum.
Oh, what the fuck, what the fuck is the, what the fuck are you?
I don't know what an LACP group is.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
All right, let's set all these up.
What is that symbol?
Oh, here.
What are the old ones I set up?
All right.
These are all good.
Bada bing bada boom send this wire in through here down this way through here
And boom boom
They're different colors, but they're all gigabit per second
59107 18
in. Copy.
Captain 4.
I feel like something's not right here.
Why isn't this on?
Switches need connecting together?
Why do I always do that, man?
I always fucking forget the switch connection.
Holy shit.
Every goddamn time.
Second server has no cable
You sure? Oh yeah, oh my. I actually overshot it.
You know what, he doesn't need that one. Excuse me, this shit is expensive as fuck.
I'm not giving this bitch a free server.
What the shit in the storage?
The next client man?
What the hell bro?
Where's the goddamn startup man?
You can't just give away servers?
Barely making money here.
Alright, next game?
I don't know how accurate to real life this is but I mean that's not cool game.
I can see how you can get crazy with this shit.
You know, I can see how you can kinda...
keep on going.
What the hell does Greg do?
Greg!
Oh my god.
You better get on the damn servers right now.
Go check the damn computer.
Go!
I'm gonna go get coffee.
Go!
I
Dammit great
1500 an hour for what I
Think he actually is only here. I don't think he helps you do anything. He only diagnoses you well problems
Yeah, he's just there stalling until he has to check
Yeah. Our next game as we continue. The next game, boys.
We are jumping to a game, known as.
is potential alt f4 I don't know let's see it has my face oh my god
What do we have here?
Kabudu shake!
Kabudu!
Alright, alright, alright, multiplayer, multiplayer!
To learn the basics, we recommend playing singleplayer until you reach story chapter 2.
Yes, motherfucker, brother.
who has this game check your appearance hold space to raise mirror find a weapon hold eat
open cases kill your clone hold to ready weapon hold to fire all right I understand the basics
free for all score to win team deathmatch officer count extremely high human count crowded
anyone have this game
wait i'm downloading three hours wait
I could, uh, I could hit up, uh, the quick match.
I could quick match their shit.
I am the quick match.
Y'all, Jimzoo!
No idea what this is about, but I kind of see the gist.
Jam, I think it's only you and me.
Let's see how this game even works.
Kill the Faker.
Equip Shiv.
Acquire a simple Shiv.
That's who I look like?
All right, I'm looking for a fucking stash.
What the fuck looks like me, man?
Huh?
Who's the doppelganger?
Okay, okay, bro.
I can't kill anyone until I find a weapon.
I wonder how multiplayer works, though.
It's like who can kill the most amount of clones or something?
Oh, it's right here Oh, I got a pistol
Well, if I just wait for my clone to find me...
Yeah multiplayer, do we are we are we the same person?
Or is it who finds their clone first, wins the round?
Let's see.
This game looks boring.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Give it a chance, you little zoomer.
Shit.
Swipe the fuck away.
A legal weapon.
Whoa!
Wait!
I have a ship.
Legal weapon.
Ohhhh...
Okay, of course.
Of course, you just gotta avoid the cops when you have that.
This area is not it.
Are y'all just like traveling through the sewer?
Alright, I know what I look like.
I can't go this way.
It's all dead end.
It's blown detected.
Oh my god, no way dude. He was you. Oh, there's a whole path over here
Yeah, what the heck man? Okay, so it is we're both the same and we're both looking for
each other. Wait, you can open the tutorial with H at any time. Your clone is hiding in
In the crowd you need to kill him where it kills you.
Okay I'm looking for a guy with a bandana.
I guess I have an ability now, that's what makes it a roguelike.
Oh, you can hit G to drop the weapon, so I can't use the gun, but if a cop sees me,
I'm screwed.
Or maybe I can shoot the cop or something, I don't know.
Or take a shiv.
All of these are illegal.
Ow.
What the hell?
Well, okay, looking for a guy with a bandana.
make it for a guy with a bandana
excuse me
I mean I guess technically if you're running
It'd be very obvious
Hell man, it's like spy party for first person select target
I don't know what
I don't know what that was.
How the damn police dude!
Are you kidding me man?
Dude the cops got me.
What the hell even is this man?
More officers appear to have no interest in your protection.
This is darker.
more cops. I guess you that's why you get a shiv and then you just have to kite
the cops. Prevents all damage taken for the next two seconds. We got blue hair
and a COVID mask. Blue hair and a COVID mask.
Dynamite is a legal weapon. Alright wait. Oh my god that guy was me, but not me
Yeah, this is online
Bro
Oh, this is a dead end here.
I'm gonna find him, throw the dynamite, and just completely miss!
Two pieces shit!
How do you throw it?
I see him, I see him.
You died?
I
All right
Disables mirrors and prevents other players from seeing their reflection for 35 seconds.
Well that was too late.
I was reading it and not looking at the damn mirror.
Yeah, dynamite's a little scary.
What are you guys looking at me? It's definitely not you.
I think I look kind of like that.
I have a mask on.
Mask? And I don't want this.
So many illegal items.
Gotta be a better way to avoid the police.
Whoa!
I didn't throw that!
You guys are all hovering around.
Are you at man?
Okay, buddy, how have I not seen you, dude?
Really?
Really?
How many people got a mask on?
There it is.
I
Yeah, what's the full what's the full player count on this game?
Hi, yeah, what's the full player count? Let's see if we can get a full way, you know eight people in this map. What?
That's a lot of players
That sounds like it's gonna get super cluster unless everybody ends up
Um, if it's eight players, if it's like everybody's 1v1ing, right?
let's see let's see anyone else you could do for
Alright, four it is.
Alright, Kill the imposter.
Oh, I spun right next to one.
That's about her one tap.
Why are they looking at me?
Why are they looking at me?
Is that her?
No?
Is that not her?
No.
I
Know I think
Dude what
All right, you little pee-pee-pee.
Okay, chant, chant.
Can you quit that?
Chant, can you quit that?
Oh, so we're all playing the same.
Oh, we are all playing the same.
Oh.
So it's four of the same
Damn, please bro don't embarrass us
We died oh my god he beat us
All right guys we're not losing to some ttv shit. Okay. It's not happening. We now know that we're all
Okay, now I know how this works
This is actually a cool game. This is a cool- this is a cool game.
Super pale.
With some black hair.
Oh, okay.
Oh my god, I got out of there.
My shield ability saved my li-
AHH!
Come on, man!
You're telling me you can just keep slamming a melee
Weapon, but I can only shoot once I should have crossed I had no stamina
Oh my god, the cop showed up too.
see you. Alright, here we go. Yeah, running does give it away. Throw a smoke bomb that
obscures vision. Alright, I've got a beard and a top-on. Alright, full stealth mode boys.
This game is actually pretty cool.
Actually kind of a cool game.
That looks like a bear trap.
Only one target left?
Oh my god.
Already died.
Is that not him?
Dude, what just happened?
I just got attacked by three cops.
Are you serious?
What even is this?
You can't, you can't, there's, is there, I wonder if there's a way to hide your illegal
weapon or something.
I was about to shoot.
Take the rather the nearest person for a limited time.
No, you can only drop, I guess you just have to kite with it.
Technically, a strat is just camping.
Near one of the boxes.
I don't know how to throw this by the way. I know how to light it, and that's about it.
Oh my god, I see him. He's literally right there on the left.
Yo, that disguise.
So if I know it's illegal, I'm worried now.
This guy's a scat. That's an OP ability. He lost me when I did that.
Yeah, technically not walking is OP.
That's a one target remaining.
I'm looking for the guy.
I'm looking for the guy.
I'm looking for the guy.
who's here I'm looking for the guy
where's the guy that looks like me but ain't me
oh shit okay okay buddy we got freakin global elite tTV over here Rose playing
this like apex legends okay what are you doing bro
don't tell me you're stuck
oh my god dude he's literally stuck in the freaking spice cart
Yeah, I've been on a roll, bro, I cook the nice as salmon and fish. Yeah. And then and
then a nice steak for dinner. And then yesterday I made a baked rigatoni. I don't know what
to make today. I don't know what to make today. Probably nothing. I don't know what to make
today.
I mean, he's stuck so he can't do anything.
The boy.
Yeah.
Alfie, don't get stuck again, bro.
What are you doing, dude?
What are you doing?
You're a private chef, you mean?
You know what, man?
I should upgrade.
I should get a private chef.
You're right.
I should.
make things easier
you're right man i should
all right what do we have here
i'm winning now
all right got it
what does my have to throw a smoke bomb okay
you're true
Gun three shots
All right, I got a basic
This one I can see this actually being pretty great with a full server
So we'll do another one after this
All right, you guys all died man. You just spawned in
Where you at, brother?
I won.
Oh yeah, I did win.
Okay.
My god.
I think I died soon after.
What even happened? I swear I just like blew up.
What?
Ah, well it's fresh server, fresh server. I swear it bugged because I won the round
but died at the same time.
Join up.
Join up.
Let's see if we can get a full server.
If not, whatever.
Get the TTV guy in here too.
Let him join.
It's all good.
Let him join.
Let him join.
Oh, yeah, I'm in the okay, yo, the rankage feels good, man.
Two more people anyone out there two more.
You're going to watch him instead of you.
Okay.
Have fun, bro.
Have fun.
You'll be back motherfucker.
Bye
Two more TTVs by the way
Yeah, he's gone forever
Are we doing six five seconds five or
three, two, one.
That's everybody.
It says full.
Oh, maybe it's six players max then.
Oh, why would you spawn it and fog the mirrors?
No one even knows what they look like.
Oh wait, can I change the map?
Am I failing as host?
I'm restarting one more time.
One more restart.
I thought I don't know what the heck.
Crowded default.
Ban the guy who said you can switch maps.
I think this game literally has one map.
Big.
That's not going to change anything, though.
I said change.
Like, I'm talking about a new map, bro.
All right, I said it's a big.
Yeah, more people can't connect.
That's not changing anything
All right, oh wait what
Okay
Oh
Well, there you go
All right, no face no face no face email
No face email
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
But I'm not just hearing someone open a door, I'm just hearing someone open the door.
sorry but I'm not just here someone open that
What?
Okay.
I don't even know what just happened there.
I think that guy had- someone had some crazy weapon and it just kept going off and then
there there's a bunch of us in that little area
weird
You saw him sprit away from the scene.
I did.
I out two left a hundred seconds.
Who's who?
Boys, you have a minute.
This guy's in the crowd right now.
It's like a mongus?
No.
You all look the same and you gotta find each other. Oh damn, Jim got him.
Wow stealth mode.
Okay. Wow.
Okay, we save those bears and bring the other bears from seeing the reflection.
What do we have?
Whoa! This is that gun that someone was shooting earlier.
Okay, bro.
Now.
Now.
Now.
I got him.
Everybody, chill. That's how it looks like. He was trying to kill me.
Dude it's great when everybody looks at you it's it's ridiculous.
I swear I saw somebody.
Still alive huh?
Oh my god dude.
Oh, this is risky.
I tried killing me there.
Oh.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
Everybody's getting the gist of the game.
Things are now changing.
More info is known.
Oh he's out there.
Come on dude!
That throw was so bad.
I gotta get up close now.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Come on boys, more officers, they have no interest in your protection, all right, what
we doing? Mutate around. Purple stash. We're gonna get randomly ported throughout the map.
Oh, I must shut that guy Oh
My god, I got ported I got ported. I'm alive. Oh my god
Don't worry, I'm disguised, I'm disguised, I see him, brother, I see him, brother.
How did you know I was disguised?
Dude, no way, bro.
No way.
No.
How?
Well, dude, I look like a completely different person.
No way.
You checked item, it doesn't show it up.
I guess there are some indicators.
They're randomly aiming and you try to avoid it. That's what gave it away.
All right.
Oh, Jimmy killed this guy.
Is he pro or something?
He's playing this like it's among us.
Yeah, there's police and they might kind of chase you and you lose your weapon and every
weapon has a very small amount of ammo.
But there is no penalty.
But they do alert like everybody sees you that you're shot.
Oh, somebody, oh, you got shanked.
Oh yeah, Katam is like that old assassin's creed online mode.
Didn't you like walk through the crowds and you were looking for a, like the other assassins
in the crowd or whatever?
Right?
Oh my god.
Alright.
Repair or provide full ammo to your existing weapon.
That's where I'm like stuck in here.
They can't just spawn me in a prison?
Uh...
What?
Help!
What?
Help!
Yikes.
I'm actually stuck in here.
There's no exit.
Help me out!
Help!
Wow!
I actually got stuck and I couldn't do anything.
Okay.
I actually got stuck and I couldn't do anything.
Okay.
I
I'm not Louise you got this isn't it's the same person
they killed you? Yeah I mean I'm speculating on the person who did.
Yeah maybe the game needs a little, needs a little subtle music as you're going.
Like, um, hmm.
Yeah, what was the latest resident evil call?
Requiem?
Right?
How we feeling here?
How we feeling?
Remember this game guys?
It came out like two years ago I think?
here you're a guy forgot oh yeah there's the shank good luck man they're in the
cafeteria
I don't know what's the next resident evil gonna be now we gotta wait three years
the next one's probably gonna be more going over towards a resident evil 10
they can't do any more Leon Leon's now done you can't do another one I don't
know what they would do. Resident Evil X? I don't know what... what could they do?
Is it now the time for remakes? I feel like there's only so... I don't even know, man.
They've done so well with their games, it's kind of like, damn. What's the plan after
this. Yeah, I guess it is the Resident Evil 5 remake. Maybe they'll tie it into a sequel
from one of the newer ones. So maybe they'll sequel it from 7, 8, or 9.
Okay, we got a guy with a purple shirt.
Dude with a purple shirt.
Oh!
Is that behind me?
Yeah, that wasn't him, right?
There's a dude that almost matched me.
AHH!
Yo, the guards suck, man.
The guards annoying.
I failed.
I'm so dead.
I am so dead.
I swear the dude looked right at me.
Yeah, Resident Evil Requiem's OST fits this so well.
Insane.
Free as a man!
The point of this game is there's six players on eight players in the server.
We all look the same and, uh, okay, I did that bomb took five years.
Five years.
and we're all hunting each other at one side.
Sorry about that. Alright, last round and next game.
first spy party that game needs a second one that game was great that was a good game
Oh, this is bear traps.
All right, hopefully you don't step on your own bear trap.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
I don't think my bear trap did that.
I don't think my bear trap does that no way
Oh god, I have no defense I have nothing
Okay, okay, oh my god
Oh my god, it's stuck to that guy's head.
I don't got anything there, I don't got shit.
No, no.
That's how you do it for us.
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it right there.
He has no idea where I went.
Oh fuck, he's following me.
Ah!
Oh my god.
Oh
Is that him right there?
Oh my god
Easy
I'm not a bad game I'm uh I'm gonna next game it
That was a cool game. No, it was a bad, it was cool, bad, it was cool, cool concept.
Alright, now we are headed to another brand new release that I've played before.
The highest voted game of subsunday, I played the demo, but now after four years, the full
release. The next game is the first launch may take a little longer. Already Laura accurate.
Brand new release known as I am Jesus Christ.
Whoa!
Ray reconstructed?
Come on, man.
Let's see what we have here, although I think we know the gist.
All right.
In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God, and the word was God.
He was with God in the beginning.
Through him all things were made.
him nothing was made that has been made in him was life and that life was the
light of all mankind
the light shines in the darkness and the darkness is not overcoming it's actually
a really good game.
Okay, okay.
Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife, because what
is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit.
She will give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus, because he will
save people from their sins.
When she gave birth to her firstborn, son, she wrapped him in cloths and placed him in
a manger because there was no guest room available for them.
And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks
at night.
An angel of the Lord appeared to them and said to them, Do not be afraid.
I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people.
in the town of David, a savior has been born to you. He is the Messiah, the Lord. This
will be assigned to you. You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.
So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph and the baby who was lying in the manger.
When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about
this child and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherd said to them.
Oh, the backstory. Your time has come at last, on beloved child of God Almighty. You must seek
out a man by name of John the Baptist. He resides in the neighboring area doing many
He shall serve as the starting point of your journey to bring hope, life, and a new birth
of the world and to man.
You alone are the hope of the world, a soul light that must shine in the face of darkness.
It's like time on, button and angel.
Now please, seek out John the Baptist.
Learn about John the Baptist.
Oh damn man, this is where Jesus lived.
It's nice man.
Nice bed
Jesus wondered when his father had last seen John the Baptist. Oh my god, Joseph, right? Joseph? Hello, Jesus
Oh wait
He used to be with you wait, okay
I
Went I think that's how you say bye. Hello, Jesus
He's not voiced press space from the answer
How do you even angels fuck to me? Oh is truly something my son. Hey, the Lord be with you. I
Don't know where John is
But go ask Mary. She may know more
Thank you
Okay, is this AI? I don't know, I don't think so. It could be. This is an older game. I
played the demo like, like I said, I played the demo like four years ago.
This is one out now.
I myself have carefully looked into everything from the beginning so I also decided to write down an orderly report
Exactly what happened? I am doing this for you. I want you to know that the things you have been taught are true
What up what up?
Okay. Okay, I mean, you know, let's see where Barry is.
not through here. Hey, it is spa music. Hey, Barry, open the door. Why? Oh, wait, this
what? Of course. Three chicken? Yeah, what? He's already
suing her old. He already has grays. An angel appeared to me in a dream. He's moved in with
another. An angel appeared to me in a dream and said the time has come. I must go and
find John my cousin he's preparing the way we have also been visited by angels
throughout our lives if the angel has spoken you must follow my heart has
known this day would come hey yo chat what how accurate is this anyone here
Grow up religious
How is this like actual how this is how the Bible starts
It did say one one John
Do you know where I can find him?
I don't know if it chronologically follows how it is in the Bible though.
I don't know why that was such a weird question chat.
Oh my God.
I haven't read it.
I was at the market the other day and I heard the fruit stand seller Joaquim
Talking to his friend about John the Baptist. It would be best to start your search there. I'll go and ask around
All right, let's see let's see
All right, the marketplace actually remember this so yeah
Oh, yo, the marketplace.
Okay, okay.
What do we have here?
occupation Jesus gazing upon the rec stall was consumed by thoughts what
happened here perhaps someone else has seen something significant I'll ask
around yeah what the heck man the fruit dude the Romans show me what's in your
bag whoa yeah this guy's been following me around I noticed him earlier
move along
question the neighboring shopkeepers
um all right let's ask some of the this guy here you've been following me
around there's a cool breeze coming from the
mountains it's perfect for a walk okay bro you look
tired clearly you need a new pillow honey did you not see the guy destroyed the
vendor in front of you it's not time to sell even as I was having here I'd rather
not talk about it I don't want the Romans to destroy my stall too well
there you go well there you go you piece of shit you piece of shit I saw a
A group of travelers passing through the town square.
He told me.
Greetings.
Special offer, two bowls for the price of one.
Don't miss out.
Oh, damn, two bowls for one?
Oof.
Thank you, but no need.
What happened here?
I started setting up my goods.
It was already like this.
The Romans destroyed Joachim's stall.
I don't know what he did wrong.
Why'd they do that, man?
All right.
we know is the Romans. Yeah, where is the other vendor? This guy right here? Yes. What
happened? Where's Joachim? Joachim is not Joachim.
to punish him for his ties to John's disciples. Joachim got injured but managed to escape towards
the sheep pen. I haven't seen him since. Okay. Give it a sheep pen. We gotta find John.
with divine vision you can uncover hidden clues and interactive objects to
guide your journey. Jesus found the place the merchant was talking about. Divine vision?
Where he had to look for answers. Oh my god. Jesus saw the blood and understood.
It could only be Yowakim.
Yowakim, follow the shimmering light.
Yo.
The vision. Search the area with divine vision.
Buh-bye-me.
Uh-oh.
The trail.
Okay, it's like there's multiple paths, but this way
On going another one
How is your whindiest path? Oh
John oh my god, he got the shit kicked out of him
Jesus oh, it's you. I'm really there's not a romance
Do you need help?
Bro, these characters have more life in them than the Starfield characters.
The wound isn't serious, I'll manage.
I'm glad to hear that, but what happened?
The Romans wanted to punish me for my ties with John's disciples.
I escaped, but left my friend at the farm.
Could you warn him?
The Romans might go there.
I was just about to ask about John.
Don't worry, rest and stay safe.
Thank you, Jesus.
John is somewhere along the Jordan River.
His location changes often, though.
My friend at Fom should know more.
He will guide you.
Oh, God.
I don't know anything about this.
I know of John the Baptist.
I just don't know. I just don't know like the lore I
Don't know I don't know Christian lore
Yeah, so John the Baptist? How influential is John the Baptist? I thought it was... Jesus is like...
And John the Baptist is like, super, super important. Huge.
He was his mentor. Oh, well. But he was never... Oh, well. Hmm.
John baptized Jesus
I'm just curious man. I mean whatever man you guys are getting all emotional about it. All right
But I get it. I'm what do you mean? That was a genuine question.
I seek the owner of this farm.
of the message from Joachim.
Then you have come to the right place. He is in the pantry beside the workshop, preparing
goods for the market.
Okay, we gotta go.
Thank you.
Alright, we gotta go warn him.
Do I got to use my senses?
Whoa!
See it, Galilee!
Samaria Judea.
Oh, yeah, this is Donkey, dude.
Yeah-ho-ho.
Oh god, I'm already lost in the journey.
What did she say?
Where is he?
I come with a measurement of what I must warn him.
Oh, he's in the pantry besides the workshop.
Oh, okay.
Uh, workshop.
It looks like it's right there and he's in the pantry.
either in here or in here. He's in here. Oh, here we go. Can I help you? Whoa! I must
warn you about the Romans. You know, Joachim sent me to warn you the Romans are in Nazareth
and they're targeting those thought to be followers of the Baptist.
Thank you for the warning. I will be cautious as there are a lot of people who want him dead or believe that he is crazy
Do you know where John the Baptist is? Yes, I know him well
I've been following his work in the wilderness recently and was baptized by him myself. Are you seeking his location?
Yes
You can head out of town to the east near the market and continue following down the path and then enter the wooded area
Which leads to the Jordan River
Okay head out of town east near the market continue following it down the path
You know what I will help you get to John wait for me by the cart and I'll give you a ride part of the way
What a nice guy
Thank You man
Thank You bro
Me head there
This has to be an AI game, um, I don't know, this is produced by Playway.
They have so many, uh, sort of simulator, or these type of styles.
The sun dipped low over the hills of Galilee as Jesus left Nazareth, riding in a merchants'
wagon toward the valley of the...
It says on Steam it's AI voice acting. Oh, does it?
Thank you.
Mmm.
Thank you, man.
river. Yeah, that's nice here.
Waters will break out in the wilderness and streams in the desert.
The burning sand will become a pool and the thirsty ground
springs of water.
Okay, let's see, let's see.
Voices sound like discord recordings guys. This is like a
This is the these are devs who make like little simulators you're putting too much weight on the assets and stuff
Hiya John his teachings about the coming of the Messiah have me very excited
Wait, so was John talking about Jesus, or did he not know that Jesus was going to be...
I don't know, I don't know the lore.
John the Baptist appeared in the wilderness preaching a baptism of repentance for the forgiveness of sins.
John wore clothing made of camel's hair with a leather belt around his waist and he ate locusts and wild honey.
The whole Judean countryside and all the people of Jerusalem went out to him,
confessing their sins that they were baptized by him in the Jordan River.
And this was his message.
I baptize you with water for repentance.
But after me comes one who is more powerful than I,
whose sad news I am not worthy to carry.
He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and fire.
And fire.
Whoa.
Wait, what?
Rotate the rings to match the short descriptions of the seven days of creation starting from
the center.
A one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
What am I lining up here?
Oh.
Yeah, I'm checking the hint.
I don't know.
Check Genesis one through 31.
In the beginning, I heard the heavens and the earth.
Is that the water in the sky?
right it wouldn't be light it was
formless and empty wait day two
it was on the surface all right light
It was day two.
Wait, day two.
I think it was land and vegetation.
It was it was land and this vegetation
Or
Hold up. Oh god, hold on
I thought the waters on the sky be gathered together until one place and let the dry land appear in it
So a guy called the island earth and the gathering together with the waters called seas God saw it was good
It gets up, let that earth yield grass, herbs, yielding seeds and fruit trees and bearing fruit.
With their sheet on it and the earth, and it was so that earth yielded grass, herbs.
That's how that there'd be light in the expansive sky to divide the day from the night and let them out.
Yeah, you guys should know this.
Okay, still, um, the water is a bound with living creatures and my birds fly over the earth and the open expanse of sky.
I already failed.
No way land animals and humans were day three. I swear day three was land and vegetation.
Maybe the sun, the moon and the stars because of light on day four.
and then day five is the land animals. Be fruitful and multiply and fill the
waters in the seas and let birds multiply on the earth. Okay, yes. See creatures
and birds. God said that the earth produced living creatures after their
kind livestock creeping things and animals of the earth after their kind
and it was so he got made the animals of the earth after their kind of the
livestock after their kind and everything that creeps on the ground after
it's kind of got saw that it was good. Let's make man in our image after a
likeness and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the
birds of the sky and over the livestock and overall the earth and
over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth got created man in his own
image and God's image she created him male and female he created them God
God saw everything that he had made and behold it was very good there was evening and there
was mourning the sixth day.
It was day seven rest then.
One of these is messed up.
Yeah, one of these is messed up.
One of you guys.
All right, this is a quiz.
One of these is wrong.
I miss like the middle paragraph.
They seven is rest first was late.
Really? Date 2 wasn't light? Date 2 must have been waters in sky then.
Because it was the heavens and the earth. Land and vegetation, sun, moon and star...
Wait
Land animals and humans were nearby
I'm pretty sure was and then this is sea creatures I
Faith unlocked the vine vision
Hold to pray we got a new ability
And the voice came from heaven you are my son who my love with you I am well pleased
So is Luke just recounting or just telling the stories that he like heard from Jesus or
something or Luke and John the same like that they're both disciples so they're just
all it's their perspective of them living amongst him.
He's like an eyewitness.
and stay on them
so they're just writing what they saw from their perspective
for a long time I baptized with water
calling people to repent
now I know that the one they were waiting for stands before me
so do some people believe
John's perspective over Luke's perspective more or do you
take both of their accounts
all lines up
how many disciples are there your testimony was necessary
I'm not far from here.
Apparent to return to Nazareth
The Galilee
Listen to what?
Word that father gives this is noble Jesus the people of Galilee will be blessed to hear your teaching
Since our paths part here, I will testify about the one who comes after me.
Let everyone know whom the Father has sent.
Go with God's blessing, Jesus.
May He guide you on your way and in your teaching.
Peace be with you, Jesus.
Everybody has hair pomade, wow.
Bro.
The syrup and water was gelled back in the day.
Lead the disciples to a resting place.
No additives, no microplastics. My right click doesn't work.
Oh my god, he doesn't know how to pray yet.
No, dude.
I've lost it.
How do you put your hands together?
No!
No!
It can't be true!
Lived in the cypals to a re- whoa!
Oh yeah, what up guys?
Pray with me!
You know, it's interesting to learn the lore, man, okay?
Alright, there's a lot of religious people on Earth.
The whole world runs off of it.
I have come to the conclusion it's religious psychosis.
copium but still here we are this will be my place of rest for the day it's
Tell me about it will be enough to prepare for the journey ahead.
Uh, peace is often found in simple places.
Heh heh heh heh, insane hair.
When time comes you may see why this rest is precious.
Yo, who is- Yo, who is the village barber, man? Who does the cuts here?
Rest before the journey.
Some guys carry everybody's zoomer fades.
all else. Jesus turned his steps toward Galilee.
Galilee. So wait, when did they know Jesus was the one? Because, hold up, I feel like
I can't ask these questions at chat room. There's so much information. I can't blanket
ask a question like that I can't yes my friend how like how old am I right now
because then John is my mentor and then eventually it's like wait Jesus is the
son of God when the miracle happened oh true but before then he was we were here
with John the Baptist. We listened to him for a long time.
He dies at 33. What? He's so he's in his 30s. So how long?
So when the miracle happens to his crucifixion, how much time of his life is that?
3 years? 3 years were people? Oh wow, okay. 3 years after now.
The three years up until his first fiction all that was like the main
What pushed his influence he who cries out
He taught us how to prepare how to wait
I
Was he learned to wait? Oh, I missed it. He said he was not worthy to untie the strap of your sandals and we
We do not even know how we should stand before you
We are still disciples of John
Every disciple begins with the one who sent him
But we would like to
Don't not be afraid to finish your thoughts.
Learning theology through Twitch chat.
I mean a lot of people grow up religious.
I don't think it's that weird.
You get the gist of your Sunday school maybe or something.
The truth leads and the way is revealed.
The time will come, but Rabbi, are you leaving us?
It depends how you went through it.
I don't, I don't, it's not always, honestly, bro, I feel like 90% of it is fine.
You only hear about the, the, the, it's always the negative.
people who go through a bit of religion and some Sunday school and all that growing up
because your parents make you go just to get out of the house and you know also be a bit
religious to have some sort of a guide because your parents only know so much so they're
going to turn to religion of course because they see you a young kid and you're like
Oh my god, this world is screwed.
At least religion...
In its most, the communities it forms are good.
Return to the one who...
Sent you, we will meet again soon.
It's when it gets a little too crazy when it goes off the rails.
You only hear about the bad shit, but the reality is that's not the truth.
I feel like most people who grew up doesn't matter what monotheistic religion you are. All the bad shit you hear, obviously.
Yes, there's extremes.
The most just went through, heard a bit of religion, and had some dinners with the people, you know, had community events, very community focused.
and it makes sense if you have a child to bring your kid there because 95% of the time it's normal
and it does, it is a good message at the end of the day
it's when it gets too crazy when shit hits the fan
most people are pretty normal and grew up that way
Those ones are never in those are the people who never have the microphone now
Or on your TV screen there the millions who are voiceless
Thank you again for the ride. Would you like to return to Nazareth with me?
Millions excuse me
Would you like to return to Nazareth with me, I'm leaving this evening evening
It's all brainwashing. I mean, it depends how you take the knowledge of religion and
apply it to your life. I feel like once again, most people aren't bat shit about it because
they're not fucking idiots. That's you saying it like you're talking from like a scar or
you've read shit online and then you're just shitting something out in chat
like majority like look at your mom or your dad okay well here comes the guy who has x y z
a small percentage that's like most people it's like bro i just wanted you to not be a fucking
idiot and have some sort of guiding compass
It is time for you to prepare for your divine purpose.
Follow the spirit into the wilderness.
The road ahead is one of trials and reflection.
Venture into the wilderness, for it is there that the spirit will strengthen you.
To fulfill your divine purpose, you must first embrace the solitude of the wilderness.
They don't need a guide to be normal.
Yeah, I think a lot of people who have children, you know, you say that, but once you live it, I think it's a little different.
Yes, you're saying that as a childless dude who probably thinks he knows everything.
When you have a kid and then you see how insane the world is, in terms of like everything,
you'll see why having a bit of a constant is actually
peaceful
and good
yes when you're
yes everything seems fucking shit
but your perspective will change
just teach your kids to be kind yeah I mean of course there's a bit of that
But having it's not that simple.
You will be tested.
Yes and no.
Yes and no.
For the path ahead.
Yes and no.
Follow the spirit.
I don't care what religion you are on about,
But I'm talking about the 95% of people who probably grew up and went to like Sunday school or went to some sort of type of religious thing because your parents made you
And came out completely fucking normal and not that shit, you know, which is
Once again probably closer to 98 99%
Because you know where to apply it and then went to apply it
And most of those people are just normal
They just want a heavy sense of community and some type of like similarity in rhythm
amongst other humans.
Each challenge will reveal the depth of your faith and draw you closer to the will of the
father.
You will find the strength needed to fulfill your divine calling
All right, this guy's just leading me somewhere. I'm trusting this light. I
I mean, it would be interesting though, imagine, it would be interesting if we had another universe
identical but there was no religion, how humanity would be.
It would be, overall now in 2026, yes it seems like everything is fucked but now
Looking at all this that these people have been preaching forever and now boom. Is it a net benefit overall?
And when we started to where we are I mean smart motherfuckers believe in God and have their religions and
There's surgeons there some type of very rare scientists, whatever but still have faith. I
I mean Jesus made this push a lot of construction left the Jordan and was led by the spirit
into the world also a lot of destruction where for 40 days he was tempted by the devil
He ate nothing during those days and at the end of them he was hungry.
That's what's weird though about religion though.
Like did any of the monotheistic religions really spread to China heavily?
Or like even Japan or Korea, like are they, isn't it more like Shinto and Buddhism of
course, but like heavily?
That's the thing though about like religion too and monotheistic religion, not like not.
China has been around for centuries, the empire, a little bit of Islam, but overall, I don't
know, I'm just saying, you look at these empires who haven't had a monotheistic religious base
and are still thrived and are still living today, and look at life and death differently.
It's like geography based heavily.
like you could have just spawned in China and been more Buddhist or something.
They are religions, but it's, I feel like it's less emphasis on these, the, the monotheism,
the three major religions here.
It's just like, hold their for life.
That stuff is like, oh yeah, they believe that over there.
Oh my god, is this Satan?
Bro, who are you, man?
But I've heard that you are his son.
If you are the son of God, tell these stones to become bread.
Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that comes from the mouth of God.
But does God really want you to suffer this way?
Aren't we all His beloved children?
Do you not deserve some relief?
Eat this bread and your suffering will end.
Wait, did you really make a stone into bread? I will not put my father to the test
He guides me and will give me the strength to endure
Whoa, what the heck? Oh my god, what?
What?
Oh, wait, I think I'm doing it. I think I'm doing it. Maybe I think I'm doing it. It's mouse-based. I
Can't I don't have time to read
All right, all right. Oh my god, he's catching up.
Oh, there it is. What up, man?
Sharingan.
And he left. Okay, he left.
I think that was supposed to be Satan, I'm pretty sure it was.
I think that was.
Oh, whoa.
We meet again, Jesus.
In this desolate place.
Wait, you're still here?
If you are the son of god throw yourself down
For it is written he will command his angels concerning you and they will lift you up in their hands
So that you will not strike your foot against a stone
What is why do you keep giggling bro did not put the Lord your God to the test did not put
the Lord your God to the test are you afraid Jesus do you not trust in the power of your
father who could protect you.
Laugh again. Oh my God.
After all, you have proof in the Holy Scriptures.
Okay, well, that does my God for my faith is unwavering.
My trust is in him, not in your temptations.
Oh, we're doing this again, bro! Okay, bro!
I don't know we were having a Pokemon battle here. Okay, hold on hold on
Just whipped out his Nintendo switch
Let's do
What up mad
Well cross to the other side of the tunnel
oh that's a snake that's a snake
this game is in that bro and here it's it's it's it's what do you expect a
bro open-world crimson desert combat like dude
so meet again Jesus this time let me show you the power and glory of the
Wow.
Look, all these kingdoms of the world and their splendor I will give to you if you fall down
and worship me.
And it happening Satan.
Away from me Satan, for it is written, worship the Lord your God and serve him only.
Buddy, okay, right here.
kingdoms can be yours, without suffering, without the cross. All it takes is one bow.
Let me check my notes. Okay, my kingdom is not of this world, I serve only my father
in heaven, buddy. You reject the power and wealth of this
world but we shall return to this conversation get out of my way bro my
loyalty is under the gun I will worship no one but him laugh again bro laugh
again that's what I thought oh my god he got the last laugh
Oh, this will bring salvation to men. Trust in my presence and the power that guides
I will go everywhere in this land, I will go into every city, into every city, I will
I will go into every city, into every corner of them, take my power and spread my darkness
everywhere, to all homes, to every human, every soul.
I will enter their bodies and put my diseases inside.
I will boil their minds, and put my demon servants inside them.
And then, I will go to Jerusalem, to their capital, and will tent all citizens with my darkness and sins.
In such a way, they will stop Jesus and kill them.
Oh my God!
Ha ha ha ha!
He can't stop me!
Wow.
You resisted the temptation and remained steadfast in your faith.
I still can't pray!
No, you can fast travel?
No!
It doesn't work!
You can fast travel
Nice
Ah boys next game
This was I am Jesus Christ you guys can finish this if you want just came out 1.0 crazy crazy
I know I know next chapter was really good was it
Our next game as we continue change.
Let's see what we got here in time.
The next game boys.
We are jumping to another brand new release.
known as. Oh my god. Why? Actually, this might be kind of insane. The next game is known.
Oh, it just goes we got another world premiere here that is not
This game is called Chernobyl Simulator.
Is this online? I'm going in here by myself.
Oh
What do we what do we do?
Yo, what?
Hold on hold on
Am I actually managing this?
Control clockwise, move and jump, mouse unlock, pause, reactor, zoom, camera presets, menu,
withdrawal selected, rods, remove, signals.
Oh my god.
Wait, am I actually doing this right now?
That noise is mind-numbing.
Enable A3... Hold on, whoa, what am I even doing?
This is green.
Enable A3MM-AZMM is a power protection system.
Can you actually interact with all of these buttons?
What?
Who made this shit?
Oh my god.
This is like Microsoft Flight Sim but for a nuclear reactor.
Okay.
What now?
DZS. Raise the first group of AZ rods. I think these are the rods.
Four highlighted rods and raise them holding arrow key up. Only four rods can be raised at the
same time. Um, oops. Oh shit. That's, wait, where are the rods?
Are these the rods here in front of me?
Arrow up does nothing.
Rod movement.
Is that doing something?
This moves the rod up and down.
I don't know how to select four.
I don't know.
Use this like four hyalurons and then raise them holding error up.
That didn't do anything.
That didn't do anything.
I'm lost.
Oh wait, de-select currently selected rods. Let me try again.
I didn't do anything.
Can I actually make this blow up?
Is there like, can I actually make everything error?
I think you're locked into the tutorial here. It doesn't let you. Yeah, you can't click random
buttons. Boys, what am I looking at here? All rods are down, A-Z-S enabled. Apparently I
I have three connected.
Four.
Yes, there's a lot of rods and then raise them holding only four rods can be raised.
Nothing happened.
That is de-selecting though.
I swear these were not read before.
are those the rods? I do, I taste a little metal. Don't check the rod-agents. Are these
Is this all the pressure gauges?
Excuse me?
How the reactor works.
At the heart of your reactor are uranium,
fuel rods, uranium atoms are unstable
in a tiny particle called the neutron strikes one.
It splits apart the, oh yes.
A6, AC3, ACM.
Holy shit.
Holy to the Moly.
I'm gonna head over here.
Okay, what are we looking at here?
Oh God.
Okay.
I wonder if these actually work when I do anything.
Yeah, feel free to backseat game, guys.
It says four Highlighter rods raise them.
Only four can be raised at the same time.
And that's how you deselect them.
One, two, three, four.
Holding up arrow for how long? I don't know.
Let's pretend it's done. Next four.
Maybe that means it's going up.
Okay, that worked.
Okay, so it's actually an auto that's audible or an auditory noise I
Think I'm doing it right it says raise the third group
Just keep going
Look at the gauges. I can't see shit. It's so far away. Oh wait. Oh my god that highlights them. Oh
My god, dude, it highlights them, bro
Yo
If you press the wrong one your skirt
Yo
Am I doing this right? Oh, yeah, okay, they're all going max. Okay
Okay, I'm hoping this will shut the noise off because my ears will be ringing forever at
this rate.
So basically everything that is red needs to pressurize all the way.
So there's a couple that I missed.
All right, very nice.
I missed some.
ones I don't know unless it's telling me here all these green ones it does tell
me once I do this something tells me that noise will go away if it doesn't
I'm gonna judge the death
Really never do these.
Almost there, all the way, all the way.
Yeah, we're in a nuclear power plant right now. Okay, we're
figuring stuff out.
Okay, this should do it. There it is.
There it is.
Are you kidding me?
Are these all different uranium rods?
Use just like four and then raise them. I did.
Nothing happened.
Oh there there there, yeah.
Okay, so we did all the reds.
Now we gotta raise the pressure in all the white ones.
Okay.
This is going to take a while, honestly, who cares?
This game is actually kind of interesting.
These type of games put you in a room that is just an experience, it's like an experience.
Like I don't know, I don't think this is very one to one, but it's still kind of just like
cooler than like, oh hey another fantasy game, you want to collect some fucking chicken?
Yeah, it's like a first day on the job game, you know, when you're going to find yourself
in a nuclear reactor, it lets you press the buttons.
Let's see what happens.
This seems kind of real.
I know right like what the hell oh my god
But it is
Whoever tops the leaderboard of this game trying to get like recruited by the government or something
We saw you number one
Would you like a job?
Low key reminds me of Homer Simpson. Oh, yeah true. You did work at that power plant, didn't you?
Yeah, I'm just gonna put noise shuts off at one
But we have yellow next
Okay, how many more? One, two, three, four.
Why isn't it working?
Okay, I think what's also crazy is designing these systems, too.
Like imagine taking this panel off, like the engineering behind the actual build, right?
It's sure it's like this is the user interface, but like behind this, oh my god.
Just like the amount of shit there that is just wild.
Okay.
What do we do?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, what's next?
What do we do? Oh my god, oh my god. Wait, what's next? Oh my god. One, two, three, four.
Alright, alright, alright. Play Chernobyl OST.
It's the main theme extended.
You design these control panels? Damn bro. That's cool man.
That's cool bro. Alright now we gotta do the blue ones.
You gotta do this slowly all the time.
Looks like a mess buddy.
Alright, yeah, there's a B in the system and it's just rumbling the whole damn machine.
All right, all the pressure, I think we might need to do the green one after this.
Yeah, there's a wasp behind the circuit board connected to a microphone.
ask how we got the microphone.
Wait, raise the first group of Larrods to 3.5M.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I don't know what the first group was. I think it's all the blues.
That's 3.5.
Let me see if this goes away if I go to 3.5.
Oh, it actually does when you do it correctly, at least you have the little green bar that
tells you what you're doing, and actually dynamically changes, so there is a good hand-holder tutorial.
I wonder in VR training if they do that, or honestly, instead, you just have the
of the R highlight things you need to do.
You know what I'm saying?
Like it just highlights the button.
If you're like training someone on some shit.
Alright, let's see... 3.5...
Hold up.
Okay, okay, this needs a zoom in.
middle mouse zoom in button is what this needs all right is the bee gonna
disappear okay a rod execution logic must be enabled in order to move rods by
AR what where's that button was this one always green a zs a r rod
execution logic must be enabled I don't know where that button is it's right
there oh my god it is right here whoa broad execution
am I supposed to press this I don't fucking know
What?
I think those are all the rods. I don't know. I just pressed a bunch of shit.
All right, greens need to go to 3.5.
I don't see anything changing on my screen to 3.5.
Raise rods using manual group control knob to position 3.5
Okay, I think we're good there
No warnings have gone off. So that's usually a sign that you did it correctly
correctly. Don't worry, as long as the red light doesn't turn yellow, you're good. You're
good. But if it turns yellow, um, well, oh shit. You're doing good, you're doing good.
Oh my god we finished start with drawing our rods white caps one at a time until reactivity
is around 0.15 bath visible on reactometer bring reactor to 10 megawatts oh my god I'm
the only one in this place.
I don't even know what the fuck that means.
I'm literally asking an AI to guide me.
What? Start with drawing white caps?
One at a time until reactivity is around 0.15.
Beth.
Okay, I think that number needs to hit 0.15.
Now, how does one remove
R.R. Rods. Mr. Green UI Guy!
Unless it literally means I need to go back to these rods and go to the green ones and
start pulling them out.
I don't know.
I mean, the white ones.
I don't know.
Is that what I do?
Like this one?
Wait.
No, but then it brings me back here.
Shadow in here, work at a nuclear reactor. What do I do next? Help.
Let me call my dad. Let me call my dad when set.
Dad, what is point one five, Beth?
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
My streamer?
He needs help.
Press A, Z, 5. Where the fuck do you see that, buddy?
You're acting like I know where the fuck that is.
Like I know exactly where to look when you type in three things.
No!
I'm the only one that works here, bro.
Okay. Okay. I see. Okay.
What's interesting is when I lowered this, the number did change.
But when I did it, it brought me back to the first tutorial.
So...
I did. I moved the white one.
The whites without text.
Band, and then modded, if real.
Bro, that didn't help shit.
But those ones have no... these ones have no rods in them.
These are rodless. See if I press this, and I move this. Wait. Wait, am I doing
it right? Why did that one work? Okay, this is gonna take five years. You want me to
It's a point one five
So why did these work and not the other how am I gonna differentiate between the ones that don't mess me up and
Okay
Okay, this is going to take a while, yeah, how am I doing this right now?
I guess I can see the ones, I'm looking for all of the black outline ones, and those ones
aren't the ones with the white outline.
What the fuck?
What?
What?
Reactivity is too high.
Oh my god, that took such a fast turn.
Oh my god, on point. On point.
We'll take that right there. Holy shit.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
There it is.
Okay.
Come on, dude.
What the fuck?
There it is.
Holy, they hate him.
They hate him.
Good job.
Maintain stable reactivity until 10 megawatts is reached.
That shit said zero.
We got a way to a tent. That's 40, 20. Oh, that only is a little bit.
Adjust reactivity by withdrawing and inserting rods. When approaching 10 megawatts, start inserting
rods to not overshoot power protection set points set by a farm, otherwise reactor will
scram. Reaching the power can take 10 minutes. Is this the power rising?
I think that's it, and then it said, wait, maintain stable reactivity until 10 megawatts.
That's going to go past 10.
Maybe I take it out now.
Start inserting rods to not overshoot.
Oh my god, wait.
We still have 10. Okay, we have a lot.
So hypothetically, this is the rate.
So this is going to make it, it is high.
But I'm going to do it a little faster and then turn it down.
We don't got time man.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Let it pump.
Let it pump.
Let it pump.
I don't know what to do to maintain 10.
But I don't know.
I guess I have to hit it so it's at zero.
It's almost there.
I'm going to slow it down at nine.
Now.
Okay, so what about now?
What if we're going to insert rods?
Okay, it adjusts it oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, wait
I'm so confused
It's e-minus 14 wait no wonder it's gonna do this has to go for a while. Oh my god
They weren't joking about the frickin' ten minutes.
See if we got that time, we probably got to turn this shit up for like a year.
We got to go through 14.
I'm about to go to two here.
Alright, this is going to take a while.
It looks like I can go to like 16 here and then maybe click these.
Hopefully it doesn't scram.
Yeah, this is going to take a while.
It is a sim-ish.
You got to adjust the power of every single one.
Yeah, it's going to take time.
Wait, one, two, three.
Oh, perfect.
These ones I can turn all the way up.
You know what?
I'm going to assume that green is going to turn red.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Any of the one I said is a little sugar. It's okay.
It's okay. That's not good. That's not good. What happened? No. No. I hit X. Are you kidding
me I hit X and it shut everything down? No dude. No way I restarted completely. Oh my
Oh my God, I swear it did.
That's so dumb.
Are you serious?
Oh, come on.
How does X literally shut everything off?
Instead of it, they put the stop the alarm on C and reset everything at X.
The button next to it is lethal.
Ah, the power consumption is so bad.
It is all resetting.
Oh, this is cool, but I have to do this all over again.
Is this not working? Oh.
They're blinking. It looked like they weren't highlighted.
That doesn't work.
Okay.
I might need to just stall.
Now these work.
Okay.
What's wrong here?
It was not letting me group all those together.
The fourth one was like broken or something.
Alright, there we go.
All of them are up now.
I mean, that actually did hit negative 7, so it's probably going to take 5 minutes now
to reach the megawatts needed.
Yeah, it's going to take a bit of time.
3.5. Oh my god 3.5. What am I doing dude? I was looking for the 3.5 and I
Was waiting to see it and I did not see it
Loser 3.5. I'm almost back to where I was
These ones are 3.5 as well.
Okay, so now this is going,
let me take the white rods now.
And we had it at like 1.5 and it was good
before everything kind of went to crap.
So we're gonna take a bit to get to 10.
It's gonna take a while.
What was it at like almost two when it hit what was my what was the number at
Like if I leave it right here, I'm probably good
I don't think I was ever able to hit one so this is probably the fastest way to do it
All right
If you don't reset, you can increase to 0.5.
Really?
And just power through the scram?
Should I just power through the scram?
We still got six more to go here.
What else do we have?
Am I actually stuck here?
They soldered the door behind me.
Wait, it's all a lie.
Oh, no.
Oh.
It's a lie.
You should lie.
You should lie.
Yellow.
I was not going any higher.
I swear some of these are just maxed out.
It doesn't let me bring the gauges any higher.
Yeah, it doesn't let me.
There's probably specific rod areas.
I can lower it, but I can't increase it.
Weird.
I guess most of them are full.
That damn noise!
I got it. I hit C. It's okay. It's okay.
You need to lower the control rods.
Yeah, but look, this one...
These two are as lowered as they can be.
Stop!
Stop!
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I understand.
Oh, so it actually auto resets you.
If you keep doing it and you don't have patience, it auto resets you.
Yeah.
Oh, actually it just lowers pressure a little bit.
Yeah, because this is a, it take long.
Yeah, because these are like two seconds.
Some probes are now in range.
Oh my God, wait.
D-Block?
The...
D-Block they're reading by pressing D-Block?
Let me actually have this.
Hold on.
What the hell man? It's not even that bad.
Are you serious? It's not even that bad.
Why is this yelling at me?
These are maxed out.
It's actually not even letting me
It's actually not even letting me...
This isn't good. This isn't good.
It's not letting me lift the pressure any higher.
Let me see here.
Bro, I don't know how to shut this off.
Something's changed here and I cannot do anything anymore.
I can't get out of the A3s.
Yeah, these are stuck at like, they're stuck.
Yeah, the bottom left is nothing.
De-select the rods.
What the hell happened?
Okay, the power is fine now.
I don't know why this is yelling at me.
I don't know why this is yelling at me.
I don't know what happened.
I should have just chilled.
Okay, apparently now I can up that
and it just makes it disappear.
Something was causing it to like mess up.
This now works.
No!
What's wrong?
No!
What's wrong?
Don't do this.
Chill.
Decrease the reactivity to 0.05 Beth and slavery power values on panel 3 to the zero middle position.
I don't know which one panel there is but draw the most outer rods around the probes to 3.5 meters to get some slack
Reduce this to 0.05
We established this was the Beth right 0.05 this is well
Let me see.
Alright, we gotta increase these for a while.
Alright, alright. I guess we're gonna push this all the way up to zero.
Oh yeah, this is gonna take a bit.
All right, yeah, which one's panel 3? Is this panel 3?
It's delivering power values on panel 3 to the 0.
Chad, where do you see panel 3 power values for the 0 middle position?
We're not even at 10 megawatts.
I don't even know how the fuck we're doing that.
We need more, so much more.
The button there.
These ones are moving.
Reactor period, ISS, I love how it says Panel 3 in yellow when it could just like say
panel 3. Oh, we're almost there. All right, .05. Almost.
Yeah, this sound is one of those things where you just become deaf to it.
Okay, we gotta mess with like a little more pressure.
It's weird because it's not about...
How are we getting this to 0.5?
Everything is at the top.
Maybe some of them you have to lower to balance?
When I bring that all the way up, it lowers it.
A
Outer rods to...
Hold on, hold on.
Buddy, why are we fucking hovering here right now?
Why are we hovering?
Okay.
Apparently at 1 it's the way.
75 at 1.
381. I have to like slowly bring this up. Only some of them go up. There's got to be like
a rod balancing thing you need to do here that I'm not seeing. But I set this to one
and it said the outer rods which are the most outer rods around the probes the 3.5
millimeters. So I'm assuming all of these need to be 3.5. I don't know what the end
goal is by the way. I don't know what the end goal is at all. Are we trying to turn
this on? Is this working right now? This should be the last outer one to 3.5.
Or actually just trying to make a resetting up the reactor.
Okay, that's a nice 3.5 across the board. Now it does say use highlighted rods and which rods to
move you get some slack bring this to one lowers the power so much yeah I don't
know what to do here now all of the highlighted ones are 3.5 it does say
Maybe it's a suggestion as to the ones to move.
Alright I need to somehow get this up a bit more.
If I go anywhere around, it lowers the power.
Shit dude.
Maybe I just keep...
Even though it's a suggestion, maybe I just keep bringing these out.
Oh wait, it worked.
It worked. Some probes are now in range. D-block their readings by pressing D-block button on panel 3A.
Probe that get out of its meaningful reading will get blocked again and you must adjust
this reading by nearby rods and D-block it. Blockage can be observed on panel 3A.
Hold on, increase the reactivity. Wait, and then it's just...
Oh, here it comes.
Oh, is that it right there?
Oh, God.
The power of the arm.
What do I do, man?
What do I do?
I'm lost!
I'm lowering it!
I think I actually fixed it.
Man, I don't know, boys. I don't know. This one is weird. This one's weird, bro. I don't
I don't know what to do here.
Oh, I fixed it again!
D-Block, they're re-
Where the fuck is the D-Block button?
Decrease react-
It failed again.
I keep failing the second step.
fuck you. Alright, next game. It's a cool game, bro. It's a cool game, but I'm next
giving it I can't I can't I can't play this on a summer and I got a lock in
here boys okay I got a lock in that I mean it's a cool game can you blow up I
don't know we can
What is an emergency scram anyone know?
This is like a, it sounds like a pressure releaser.
Like it released all the pressure right there.
We haven't even gotten to this machine yet.
This is a sick game though, I will say it's crazy how like simulated it is. Like I
don't know what the actual task end is but it is cool. I totally just realized
the 26 out of 20 what even is that I didn't even see that the whole time maybe
that's the amount of different rods that are like messed up our next game as we
continue it's a cool game bro I mean it's at least I've it's crazy people
make sure like that. That's cool dude.
All right next goo.
I was next game as we continue we are jumping to another one another brand new release here
boys another one we are jumping to boys we are headed to another brand new release known as
Oh god, I still hear the beep.
All will fall.
What do we got going on here, boas?
Who is fallen?
Who is fallen 200 render?
What do we have here fresh start
Nobody's fallen here
You see a layup 40 points.
Nice.
Nice man.
Okay.
Classic.
I prefer this.
The water's nice.
It's not bad.
All right.
Okay.
A pretty normal decision and pretty unusual circumstances.
These are the people. Welcome.
Gather some wood.
Gather people, gather.
Welcome to your new home, this concrete slab.
This used to be a parking garage.
Piles of water?
marked low priority okay we need fresh water of course a wooden staircase I'm
gonna get more water are to rotate okay I can speed up time a little bit they're
homeless? Okay, I built wooden support blocks and 20 food. Resource output, where are they
even storing this? Oh, food and water storage. And then I can build a plank over to this resource
I think. And then maybe they can gather this? No workers assigned. Or they go around this,
it's hard to tell. If they can actually take that. Maybe there's no path there right now.
Put in support block times 4.
Why do you need 4 support blocks?
Alright, new resources.
Yeah, maybe they can't reach this here.
No buildings built can be gathered by everything but not this.
I guess for now, what if we did this?
And now they can gather.
Double low priority.
Gathering priority.
Different paths for different jobs.
Yeah it seems like the first step is just making paths in order to actually reach
things. A wooden ladder.
I think this makes sense.
even though this is what is this this is make sense I think that's how you make
the ladder in the game I mean they can stand on this platform right and then
harvest this. We got food. Okay. Zero funny junk, water storage, food storage, storage
in general. Storage in general. Construction completed.
I might as well delete those once they get it.
There's a quick way how we can reach other resources and areas, explosives.
You can use explosives and gain resources from destroyed walls.
I think it's telling me to blow this shit up.
I think this is the re- what the hell is this?
Alright, how do I do this? I don't know.
Unless this is to gather the resources first.
Yeah, I need to gather explosives and like blow that up or something.
Blueprint window nothing on houses yet local external
Build weak explosives and get junk all right
Now there's all this here to
I don't know how they walk in this game. I can't tell if they can just walk right up here and get those. I can't tell.
Like, can they actually make this jump? Or can they actually go above that? I don't know.
Good job, everyone.
I don't think that works.
I don't know if that works.
Looks like I might need to make a little wooden path here.
Like a boom boom boom.
Like that or something.
They're all homeless.
Built small wooden house.
Alright guys, these are your shacks for now.
Or shacks and then somehow we need to build an explosive
Building completed only one person lost a finger this time you can deconstruct your old boat
Now deconstruct it man we have to we need to deconstruct it
Still collecting wood from here and then all these other places are needed as well.
Weak explosives.
Alright, how does this work?
If I put this here and this right here, it tells you what you're going to get.
All right, let's see.
And the explosion radius.
So you actually want to use this pretty often.
All right, let's wait.
Top one is wasted?
How?
Oh, because it's explosives on explosives.
And maybe we want to make the whole thing fall.
Let's see
What a beautiful morning, okay time to work. Yeah, I heard my work boys
That's the detonation right there. Oh, look at that
Really so that's what I do just over and over
All right, we need a research lab. Small lab. Looking off the coast. So in the meantime,
I guess I kind of just keep plopping down some explosives and trying to detonate all
building completed and I guess they can't do this one they have to do this in
order to blow that up make some traps sharpen the sticks great decision
Captain as long as you keep your people happy. They won't care how you achieve your goals
This building will collapse in nine hours
Junk rubble
Woodcatcher and a wood cat okay woodcatcher let me see here I think it is kind of like
a raft the first thing engineers two engineers are working here now so all this stuff let
me gather priority it and then this was kind of useless I'm almost out of fuel so
I'm kind of burning through it all yeah all this is a lot of fuel here I guess I
need something to put here. They get that.
New buildings available, and this one will need even more resources to build.
Electric wood support, electric junk catcher.
Some buildings need clearance, access to the sea, flex resources directly beneath it,
and gathers floating material from the sea.
All right, it's very rap-like
What if I set this up 56%
Can I put this low?
83%
But it kills this
This might be a strat I don't know
No.
83%
Nice
Engineer
Hey barely attack boat approaches your city some of your group says they're good people
All right come on board brother together we will survive man right decision captain
They just show up when they're homeless what the hell man
Alright, yeah, we got to try something. Welcome to your new home.
Welcome, welcome.
time to rest people. It's okay. I don't know why it's not letting me build underneath. Oh
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Why can't I build underneath?
Maybe you can build a support.
I need six wood, which I don't have until tomorrow.
Survive, people survive.
It does look like the door was not on correctly.
That did not sound good.
Off everyone, off!
It's all good. We got our wood back. It's all good.
Do not worry. Do not worry.
Right?
You guys think this is enough support?
How are we feeling here? You know what? Fuck this.
Give me my fucking wood back. Give me my wood back.
Give me my shit ass wood back. Alright.
And this is what we're gonna do. Shacks. Scattered Shacks.
Construction completed.
Okay, build fireplace. Research wood boiler, build fireplace. I don't think we know how
to make a fireplace yet. Sir? What the hell? Are we actually deconstruct- uh, there we
go. Right that should get all the resources. How do we not have any workforce? One of
one but it says it's an engineer, a sailor or a worker you put in here. Reach thirst,
Stand total production cycles 0 of 1.
This is the electronic catcher.
Apparently this is good.
Apparently this is good
Construction complete
I mean, I don't think they actually physically need to have
Wood or like electrical components go in as long as there's a percentage. They're good
Water water boiler low tide has revealed new resources nice
I must have to discover how to make half of this stuff
Detonate another piece here
Okay
What is this thing?
Some tenants are unable to reach their home.
Buddy, the door is right here.
Oh wait, is this guy stuck?
Uh oh.
There you go, you can go home now.
Good job everyone, enough work for today.
No research? That was fast.
Build wood boiler, build bench or fireplace.
What? Where?
I don't see shit man, where?
There's nothing.
I do not see a fireplace.
Oh, so that's what low tide does.
You can actually go down below and get more resources the next day.
And you got to bring explosives down here too to clear the path.
Okay, I have to move a lot of my units.
I'll give us some resources and then later I can just have a ladder come down here.
Come on buddy.
Come on buddy.
All right speed up time. Where is everybody the hell?
How do you lift up into the sky? I'm like stuck down here
Right-click and weird
What a beautiful morning, okay time to work
new strat, this might work
come on buddy
building completed
the question is can he go into work?
can you actually get there?
And then come home.
Oh my god, he can! Nice!
Okay.
High tide incoming run.
Uh oh.
Probably gotta get out of there.
Stop gathering.
You're literally gonna die.
Really had so much time to do that.
Oh that's clearly messed up.
Looks like they auto- uh-oh.
They will go up by themselves, right?
Because I tied, by the way.
Alright, the boiler.
Put the boiler here.
Alright, research, thrift, stand total production cycles.
What now?
building completed another worker new buildings available and this one will
need even more resources to build yay um oh my reach the rift stand or reach
electric junk catcher
Where the fuck is the rift stand?
Where the fuck is that?
Electric junk catcher?
I already have that.
Total production cycles.
Ah!
I guess this is still going.
It's not there yet.
It needs 11 minutes or some shit.
Input, zero electricity.
How to use rain catchers?
I do have a rain catcher for water, for water storage.
There's so much.
As long as you say it with confidence,
people will believe that you are right.
I don't know.
Stockpile 50 metal research fishing hut.
Not enough resources to finish this research.
Wow, I had to click that just to get a fireplace.
OK, then.
10 lumber, which we do not have.
That's fully just broke.
What?
What's what happened?
Did the high tide just break this?
I have no lumber.
It was never stable.
Oh no we need another low tide. I don't have any wood.
This is not money.
Uh oh.
This guy's talking about how much we're screwed.
Oh, God! That's not good!
That's not good. We don't have any wood.
I think we're actually screwed.
The thing that was getting us wood just got destroyed.
And we need 20 to bring it back.
I know guys I know some of you guys can we need wood guys we need wood
You're lucky actually we don't oh wait. Yes. We know we do it. Yep. We need this
Your house can survive
Wait now we need this never mind. Sorry
83% on that building completed
All right now we're gonna get some wood and you guys will get homes collect enough wood during low tide
Ah, what a beautiful morning. Yeah, it's good man. I'm pretty sure this is good
not a lot of dick okay they're all just chilling
because there's nowhere to get anything
oh they can actually install that up high
Okay, I swear that just fell into the water
All right, boys, I can't even afford a bench you're gonna have to wait all right now we go
What is the priority even though that's a bunch of trash
So you don't collect the wood from doing that, you just destroy it.
saying I can gather it but I must have to like lower myself down to gather it or
something
like hypothetically is this a thing
I don't know if this makes sense.
Hello?
How does that not work?
buildings built I can't get anything now you can't you can't collect that type of
wood right there no I need a boat and stuff
shit no valid clearance holy shit you know what you got to do
I guess I could control move all this.
So detonates it but you don't get any wood unless you do and it automatically obtains
it and I'm not noticing it. I think it actually does give it to you. Alright, they're collecting
a bunch of resources. Fishing Hut. I want one more of the woodcatchers. I just do a woodcatcher
right there. Let's just get the damn bench. Oh, one or the other, of course.
Alright. Workers can clear the rubble. Demolition hut, good with cranes. Wood, crane, wide.
boat. Everyone will be heard under my leadership. Fishing boat. Maybe the fishing boat can
collect stuff too. That would be nice if it could. Alright, we don't have enough lumber
for houses right now. We need a shaton. You place the wood catcher on 56%. Yeah, I know.
I know it's not efficient, bruh. Oh, bruh. Yeah, I think you connect to these other
piles to then harvest them. But we're at the mercy of everything else here. It shouldn't
have a percent when you place it. You could have had max. Are you saying if there's no
0% it's max I thought are you are you kidding me
Dude I thought that was how efficient it was
You're tell me this is a hundred percent
Come on man
What a beautiful morning!
Okay, it's on to work!
Building completed!
And only one person lost a finger this time.
We got two wood collectors.
Everything requires lumber right now.
And I need a fishing hut.
Let's see if this actually works.
It looks like a rain catcher for water storage.
New buildings available.
This one needs even more resources to do it.
I think I did that correctly.
Or not?
Production building has no storage attached.
Friend.
Your storage is right there.
I think this game just gives you all your stuff back.
Oh, we got the roogs.
Alright, we'll have two random houses there for now.
Today was a good day. Get some rest everyone.
Yeah it works. Captain, Prakis, we need your full attention.
What happened? I didn't notice the wood right here. It's a pile of a hundred.
Completed
And we're researching fast windows we have to research windows. Oh fishing boat was never finished
When I'm a way
Ragnoshine, everyone!
You must be able to make a structure and put the houses on it. It just has to be like a 2x2.
Like maybe you need a support.
New buildings available and this one will need even more resources to build. Like I don't know if this is enough support.
instantly goes yellow like this is not working these are instantly yellow can you do that can
you stack houses oh my god you can stack houses
Oh, am I thinking of this correctly?
Because they need a path.
That way does that actually work?
Welcome to Motel 6-1!
Oh shit. Whoops.
Come on, man!
I'm glad this game fully refunds you, because there's a lot of resets.
I should have just did this instead of making a balcony.
I should have done.
What the hell is farting over there?
You better hope that people will support this.
Yeah, you honestly a ladder?
Wait, no way you can triple stack.
What?
We're living good boys.
We're living good boys.
Is anything nice?
We're living good boys.
We just did the wood to work overtime.
What?
That doesn't work?
Oh, how are we doing this?
How do we get up?
I don't know who's living here.
How are we doing this?
Or I just do a staircase going up here.
Oh wait, can you not staircase this?
I also don't know if this works.
Why does- oh shit, wait, I can build on this but I can't build on that.
Shat, what is this like a height limit?
Is this a height limit?
Or is no wood?
You guys harvest wood faster please, I need these houses.
Thank you, let's go. Thank you speed it up assholes. Where even are you?
Yeah, what if we get rid of the balcony it was nice, but we don't want it anymore
No, they don't get the balcony anymore.
What's happening?
I did not mean
Oh that guy shagged
Nooo why doesn't it work?
Dude
It doesn't work
Never mind it works. It works. What is you what is you?
One more one more
Chat who wants the third level of apartments
We'll give you a discount
Construction completed who wants a discount
Now, penthouse views.
Thank you.
OK, holy shit, that took a while.
Hey, we did it.
Hey.
What a nice...
Construction completed.
What?
What are we building again?
Well the dock and a simple boat fishing boat.
And the dock.
Everything is wood related.
I just have to wait.
Ah, yeah, we're gonna be releasing the fourth floor soon, for the next step people are showing
up here.
It does seem like the water level keeps rising in the game, so you have to constantly do
that.
You gotta handle it.
All right.
here. Wood for days. There it is. Hundreds of wood. Beautiful. Can I not move this guy
and his clearance is blocked again? Come on dude.
Good job everyone. Enough work for today.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We gotta build this bro. It is not over yet. If we don't build this,
we are dead. Do you understand? Buddy, not good job. Keep working.
We don't do this, we dead.
You a capiche?
A capiste?
Alright, let's say a dock fishing boat.
We need some master fisherman.
This is one of those games that has a million things to, oh, wood support buildings, that'd
be nice.
A million and a half things to investigate or research.
Okay, so this is where we need a boat.
And then we'll put two sailors on it.
I'm going to assume they auto-collect stuff.
You would think, unless I got to move them myself, which could be also- whoa!
Oh, you can lower the layer.
Work time starts now!
Alright, we got 17.
Yeah, there it is guys.
What's going on here?
The boat is idling.
I see that.
Fishing boat.
Great decision, Captain.
As long as you keep your people happy, they won't care how you achieve your goals.
How do I bring these guys out?
Hmm
Marked fishing spots, I guess we don't have any right now
And you
All right, we have enough wood here we're making the fourth floor
Get the popular demand of our new summer homes
I'm making another one.
Shit.
I don't know if they can just go up like this and connect to the ladder.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Well, let's pretend it's not gonna work.
Thank you for the advice, bro.
Okay, I don't need any advice, man.
I'm on my way out here, bro.
Okay?
How about you take that advice and apply it to yourself on your streaming journey,
okay?
Thank you, though.
Thank you.
I appreciate it, though.
Thank you, man.
next bro you next you do this some tenants are unable to reach their home
what that's bullshit yes they can oh I know they can't oh my god holy shit
somehow that guy built there you go
completed and only one person lost a
finger this time yo the build yeah it's
looking good it's looking good don't wait
till the fifth floor okay the fourth
The floor was exclusive but the fifth floor due to popular demand.
Fifth floor due to popular demand, we will be constructing it.
You're telling me I just dump so much money into a dock and a fishing boat and they're
not moving?
Because there's no locations.
Are you kidding me?
It does say build a simple boat.
Maybe that's where I messed up.
Simple boat.
Get the shit out of here.
Get the shit out of here.
I think that is where I messed up.
There it is.
Oh my god, that changed everything.
They're actually getting resources now it takes them a very long time another day survive
okay investigate the yellow crates still you have to find out what that is not enough resources
to finish research. Very nice, very nice. Alright guys, we're jumping into the next
game as well. The final game, this game was alright. This one I played a long time ago,
it was voted for a couple of times. This is me revisiting the game. I still let no people
copy him about this game or if it's actually really good. Let's see what we have.
The next game is known as an older game.
One known as another game, known as...
Dark Wood.
You have limited number of lives, after that it's game over.
The ultimate thrill, death is permanent.
Should I go on Nightmare?
That can't be that bad.
You will not be led by the hand.
Respect the woods.
Be patient.
Focus.
Yeah, man, this is a hardcore run.
This game is insanely difficult.
I'll just play slow.
So the step just released one massive game and just left
They announced Darkwood too.
Whoa.
I don't know what to- how to do that.
I don't have any skills to use yet. I don't know how to do that. I have a backpack.
I swear this didn't actually fix my resolution.
Alcohol distiller, I him what does, reducing moonshine.
This mantling this could be suicide.
The generator is almost out of juice, I need to find a full gasoline can.
I saw a broken tractor to the east.
Maybe I could find some gasoline there.
Photo, medical bag, camera.
I don't know what I need, any of that.
Cage.
What's in here?
The lock is jammed.
It has jammed a long time ago. Never mind, I used to keep useless junk in there anyways.
I would rather open it. I spent too much time to lock him in there.
Okay, so I...
I think I could go get fuel.
You can only select an interact with objects within your reach.
The interact range is indicated by the color changing cursor.
Radio has been stopped for years, although some other thing I can hear voices through the static.
I know these notes by heart. I do want to read them now
Seems like I kind of focus on my objective and go
Oh the key matchsticks might need those
Alcohol rags my medical book
Alright, now I know how to bandage myself.
He actually read it.
Let me take some rags and some alcohol.
Okay, so my generator is getting low.
So I need to find the dining dog.
My dog, I don't think he's going to make it.
I should end his suffering.
Dude.
What happened?
A rope?
It used to be a luxury, but since all the access roads have been devoured by the woods,
become a useless pile of trash.
It's like a hole I can go down, but no.
I need to get something to help him.
Well, you can just venture in that random direction.
There might be something around the house to help him.
Oh, is that the stamina meter?
I gotta be careful.
Oh, this is barricaded.
I played this like seven years ago.
Daily newspaper of the Polish something.
Oh, no, I'm sorry, boy.
I gotta go find something.
Feels bad.
Wait, I actually can't leave.
Oh wait, yes I can.
Did they release a trailer for Darkwood too?
Is there like any gameplay out?
Grab the axe to equip it.
The tutorial just said I should have an axe, which I don't have.
Did it say grab the axe?
Oh my god, it's right there.
Okay. Wait a minute. Oh no, the doge, dude. I'm sorry, boy. I'm sorry. Oh no. I love
you man. What a must be done.
Good, he was injured. He was suffering.
No mercy? That was mercy. Air trap?
I just picked that up.
Scrap metal.
Bone.
Ugh.
Location found path.
Is this me?
I'm here. Oh.
Okay, I have to learn where I am based off landmarks.
No one is able to pass through this ticket.
Come on, man.
I can pass the Fallen Tree.
Oh, so it kind of gives you a base of where you are.
So this is the landmark, the Fallen Tree.
Some boards, rags, and matches.
Crap, the torch?
Oh, there's crafting right here.
I can still see.
But maybe when my vision goes to shit.
Does this game actually have an ending?
Ah, it does.
Location found, abandoned house.
What the heck is that?
A few days it'll be completely absorbed.
This game was made in 1997?
No it wasn't.
2000 something.
Where was the abandoned house?
Is this it?
Oh shit.
Nothing in the clothes.
More rags and tape.
Something tells me I need to go back to my house and put my stuff away and come back here.
Uh-oh, there's a guy there.
A big metal key, well, 21.
He's unconscious, I've never seen him around here before.
He's only carrying a key in some journal.
Since he managed to sneak in here, he must know how to get out.
Of course he won't help me voluntarily, but that is of no importance.
Whoa!
I need to get out of this accursed forest.
What?
You hear me, rat?
Don't tell me this guy's like a scientist or something and they blame him.
And the world's gone to shit.
I sometimes she's calling me calling me to return home
no I've never I have only put this very briefly
Come on, man. I'll kill you like a dog if I have to.
Why are you doing that, man?
Wait, I'm playing this guy now?
Oh.
Oh, a bandage and a lockpick?
All right, let's say here
Bear kid a door can actually go locked I can open it with a lockpick
Flashlight and a shovel
How do I get out of here weird barricaded door dismantle unless I can like
Can I just break this my hammer or my shovel oh you can just hit stuff. I thought you had to prompt it
Whoa. There goes the light. Yeah, this game's sound design is really good.
I do not leave the house at night. I'm safer here.
What's in here?
Uh-oh. What is that? Radio.
Oh, oh, it's a syringe you're telling me that gas plug in the beginning wasn't even the dude
This is the main character?
Maybe I missed the door.
Oh yeah, right here.
Oh!
Who's there?
Oh, I'm back in the house from earlier.
I need a key code or something.
Maybe.
Nope.
Nope. You can move the wardrobe.
Alright, hold left click on everything from now on.
The generator he went out to get fuel for.
What's in here?
This game's pretty sick.
Gasoline.
And a table leg.
Seems like I have to equip everything too.
Oh!
That's something about a table leg.
Wait, there's a corpse here.
Corpse has two dials instead of eyes.
His mouth is wide open.
I can hear the sort of voice here that's here from the radio static.
Two dials instead of eyes.
I feel like that is where the code is and then they have a thing for a table leg.
Oh, 4892.
Let's sit here.
I don't see that.
Apply some force to it, you get my shovel maybe?
My shovel is completely broken.
Hey, is this a weapon?
Yes.
I'm closer.
Oh my god.
Plastic chicken.
Why did he have that?
That man!
Wow. Wait, did I die?
Well
That was the tutorial.
Good place to try this again.
Next time.
Yeah, this game is pretty awesome.
How long is that game chat?
All right chat best games of sub Sunday data center Chernobyl simulator it has my face was alright and
And dark wood I think those are the best games the others were kind of decent whatever
Chat you guys enjoy the rest of your night follow the channel and stuff
I'll be on tomorrow. Enjoy a night GGs till next time. Goodbye. Thank you for watching. Peace out people
We'll see what's going on next week peace out GG guys
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