LIRIK
SUB SUNDAY HOLY MOLY EHRE WE GO WHAT IS OUT THER EWAHT IS HERE WHAT IS THERE WHAT IS " UP WHATI S DOWN WHAT IS ALLK AROUND GAMING VARIETY MA
04-12-2026 · 6h 05m
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I know on time chat how are you guys doing chat sub Sun day what up people hurry guys doing
Hello, hello
Yes indeed
Yo, things worked out today and I am live right at noon, but I gotta go right at six.
Okay. I gotta go right around six-ish.
No, six-thirty. Six-ten-ish, maybe. Six-ten-ish.
So, we got to get the show on the road.
I'm going. We got to go right into the games here.
Yes.
We got to go. We got to go. Chow, we have...
How many votes would we have for SubSunday?
How many votes? We're moving. We're moving. No stalling.
New CS2 FN Pond Map. I don't even know what that means.
Is there like an actual is that the author of a map? What has he made before?
Is any of the dude who made cash?
I don't know if I remember correctly.
Oh wait, it really? Oh, it says new map.
Yeah, you're making you're moving me away here.
Dude, CS was something yesterday. That was amazing.
It'll be interesting going back Monday.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Chat we're looking at.
We are looking at.
I will say that's not about I was thinking maybe you do an overlay of the mini map fine.
I agree with the guy yesterday.
There's some I agree.
What if I had an overlay that I don't know if I could do it it blends into the CS match.
So it's like a gift.
So it's like a fake radar, but it looks like it's in game.
I don't know if I can really do that.
So it doesn't even look like it's overlaid.
Honestly, who the fuck is looking at the game
playing that crazy, bro?
No one's looking at the damn overlay watching this shit.
Yeah, I could just do it and just have a gif
and just put it right over.
And like, somehow just blends in, why not?
All right, let's see here, chat.
We had 880, no, I mean, I would address it
just because there's some legitimacy.
I, you know, if the guy's actually trying to rank up
in the game, I don't want to ruin it for him
by having someone stream snipe, you know,
because then I would find that annoying too.
Not everybody cares that you're streaming,
you know what I mean?
We had 923 votes for sub Sunday.
So why not?
do that because there are people who are going to just stream snipe or something fine why not
we did not break a thousand feels bad but it's all good i'm thinking honestly
i think we might be yellow on the alt f4 meter not in the middle on the yellow in the orange
I think we are right at the uh more towards the yellow
Let's see what we got going on here
Arbor reforger I'm gonna go back dude armor reforger was very fun yesterday. I want to like actually play play the game
Uh, but I really want to do the uh iraq
server. I might see if I can connect. I just want to see the map. That and like a desert
environment would be sick to play as much as armor forests are very nice. We have one world
premier, two world premieres, three, four, five, six, seven world premieres. Never before seen anywhere.
Oh my god. Really? Wait, one, two, three. Yeah, okay. I don't think I played any of these. Wow.
All right, let's get right into this first game of Sub-Sunday.
You've ruined your own brain with the 6-7 shit, okay?
Sometimes numbers just fall there.
And then your mind has now neuron connected the dumbass fucking 6-7 meme.
So anytime you hear it, you think the person's memeing when they're not.
It just happens to literally land on that number.
Historically, because the streams are usually seven hours on Sub-Sunday.
If there are seven world premieres,
or six world premieres. It usually is six or seven before the memes like
I don't think it I don't I don't I don't think that but you know depends how
you're connected. Our first game of subsunday never heard of this.
Let's see new Nikita's game trailer out what?
Oh, I was betrayed by my own flesh, I just started.
I buried underground to spend an eternity festering with empathy, unlike a long-lost flesh wants to move forever.
This cannot stand! I will raise it up and restore natural world!
Oh my god!
Bone is forever.
It's crazy how you can just like shake, you can just shake an image, you just like shake
it and that's how you animate it.
All right, this game is called Skull Horde, but it's like, you know what, it has an effect.
I felt the effect when he shook the image.
I fucking, you know.
Screen shake, but we're gonna turn that on.
CRT filter?
Okay, either I'm having a stroke or like, this game looks fucking weird.
Like, it's like warped.
I don't know.
I don't know. Is it a warp?
It's got- isn't the CRT filter? I just moved it and it was not.
Maybe it's with the scan lines? I don't know. I'm gonna just turn all this shit down.
Perspective distortion literally is what it is. Wow. There it is.
Wow. Okay.
Not a- not a stroke.
Let's just turn the filter off though.
Uh... da-da-da-doo!
Camera.
Difficulty, normal, hard, brutal, casual.
What have I thought of you guys? Oh.
Um...
Let's go- let's go hard.
I have no idea what this game is.
Okay, okay.
Pearls of Fireball at the nearest enemy, Amuse all nearby units with Frenzy, XP Catacombs.
You've escaped your tome, now it's time to break the vengeance on your jailers.
Let's do what this is.
Oh!
Oh!
I'm a necromancer
Wait one of your units has been slain your units will respawn in the order
If they were killed as shown in the bottom left a timer
This was how long each unit will take to respawn
We remove the scan lines
I'm gonna just lower actual
Oh, that looks so much better.
Deukats are used to purchase and re-roll squad members.
Deukats, porpoise skulls are used to purchase and re-roll items.
Yeah, this game you can already tell is really good.
Okay, wait a minute.
I didn't- okay, I thought this was going to be some potato shit. Hold on.
Dodge, scaling, reject.
I don't know, should we try it?
Should I try dodge scaling, dodge build?
Alright, I'll up.
I got an archer, I got a spearman, I got two sword dudes and a shield guy.
We have here.
Okay, I hurled the fireball and these guys just keep attacking.
Alright, what do we have?
What do we have?
We're fighting weird flesh.
Alright, what is this?
Upgrades?
A chunk of speaking of flesh.
Okay, more health is always good, right?
You can actually zoom out pretty far and zoom in pretty damn close to
When the hourglass turns dungeon threat goes up with each increase your foes grow in strength resilience and number
Okay, oh
Did I miss a chest somewhere?
Yeah, hold on is that 24 seconds until the hourglass turns
Because I must have been turning this whole time.
Unless I just introduced the mechanics, because I did not notice.
There was an hourglass on the right.
Let's see what happens, because I'm already near the portal.
Attack rate multiplier? Everything so far is good.
Okay, okay, okay, I can shift.
And de-aggro.
Player, attack rate multiplier.
Master, you need to let your ability recharge
way until the circle refills.
Oh, so the circle around me is my right blink.
Oh, so I think the hourglass turns and every time it turns
the mob becomes stronger.
So it's almost like a...
Yeah.
So I can turn multiple times on one floor.
So I get- I'm assuming if I'm like almost dead, do they heal?
This portal leaves deeper into the dungeon, there is no going back, so make sure you have
what you need from the current floor before you proceed.
Yeah, I'm trying to see how long I can survive.
Oh, okay my right clicks of frenzy. That's what that move was
So I can just hold while we respawn
The archers obviously OP I can hold shift and fight I
Was fighting the archer was crazy dude. He was owning
more armor I'll take it chat tell me once I leave I feel like we're oh we're
still fine I do not I don't see the reason to leave right now
we're right we're grinding right now
oh wait you have been struck oh shit what no matter when you were hit the
damage is evenly destroyed across your minions is damage bypasses all their
your defense is on her, so try it with care and let your minions do the fighting. Oh shit.
I'm farming right now.
They're farming laws.
Uh-oh. Where's my HP?
Oh, okay, it's actually a hard hit.
I just took out like three of my guys.
This is where you build your hordes, spend dukets to recruit additional units.
Okay, once your status order is time to move, unsung dukets will generate interest.
Reset squad, all units in the squad will be removed and a portion of their purchase cost will be returned.
Oh, does this game do TFT shit?
Is this like TFT where you have like unique vanguard stacks?
I wonder if that's how it does that.
I feel like...
I kinda like that mechanic.
I want archers.
Upgrading recruitment rank increases the chance of finding rare unit types.
It's an okay- it's an okay mechanic.
I'm going full archer build.
Rogue range.
Veteran.
Recreating three units at the same time leads them to merge into a more powerful unit
was in effect merge up into third into a third tier.
Brah!
I don't mind the music.
I think the music's not bad.
It's literally an auto-battler.
I feel like you paid a little bit for the soundtrack.
Especially when the music is good.
Oh shit, I'm poor. Okay. The build. What the hell is- oh, okay. I have a mini-map
now. Let me see Archer, Archer build, type build. Frenzied, Archers, in defense mode.
This is a Wraith vendor, it will accept, oh okay, an exchange for gobble items. Reduces
respawn time, stronger on units with longer respawns. That seems really good, if they
guy often.
Let's get help.
And why not?
Destructible spawns.
More shit spawns to collect loot.
Okay!
Alright, how fast can we kill these guys, fighting?
Uh-oh.
Alright, this is actually, we're kind of weak.
Yeah, we're actually pretty weak.
Archers.
Okay.
Decent damage.
Enjoy the present and sacrifice the future.
Currently increase the rate with which dungeon threat increases by 5% and gain
kids in our corpus skull and decap malons.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Let's do it.
I can't solve these guys actually three re-rolls.
I can't solve these guys actually heal.
Over time it seems like they just die and respawn and it's like that's just the retreat
You should if there is a necker, there's probably a necromancer you can play or the heels of the units
Alright, let's see let's see
there it is I can come back here I mean that's good for archers why not buy it
all
we're on a press of two
what if I chill in a corner here
Kind of kills the strat of the archers.
You can refresh the shop for more options, oh.
Alright, how fast can the whole squad kill one guy?
Oh, that's actually pretty strong.
Keep going, boys!
Actually, I've got a ability to put down player attack damage, dodge scaling.
Do I want to up my fireball damage?
We're going to go dodge build.
Unconventional dodge build. Invincible archers. Respawn rate multiplier, that's good.
I might stay until 200 Ducats.
Just from like a quality check, this game is good shit.
I don't know when the loop gets boring or whatever the fuck about like quality check.
I don't know how expensive this game is, but already really good
Seven bucks. Oh, yeah
Yeah
That's a solid price
This is punishing to
Maybe we're just insane maybe the art maybe the archers are actually owning right now
Holy shit
All right, let's type her a bit hi on Reese Vons
Wait for the boys wait for the boys
Okay, we got to leave we got to leave all right so punishing three we suck
All right, whatever
Okay, that's that's where we beat I
Might as well make him a veteran. He's a sword and shield guy might as well
That's just good. Just make him a veteran
Hold on, upgrading, upgrading recruitment rank increases the chance of finding rare unit
types.
Should I do this?
It's only 10.
Why not?
Oh, not worth.
Three veterans is a champion.
You're racing top tier for this unit you can recruit more of this type but the price
has now increased.
Oh shit he's crazy dude.
Champion archer.
Oh crab brother.
Oh heals nearest wounded.
Let's get the cleric.
I think this OST is actually pretty good.
This may be better than...
Is this better than the Doom OST?
The new Doom. The new Doom!
I'm doing it again.
The hurler? Oh my god, the hurler build?
I should just do a full r- I'm a- I might actually add him in, cuz he's ranged.
I might add a- I might add this motherfucker in. Alright, we got our squad.
I can't stop the pikemen's any good.
Nice.
Alright, Cleric.
I'm not sure where the synergy is at all, if there is any.
I'm not sure where I find the info.
It's kinda shit right now, let me see.
I can't afford anything else.
What a rat.
Oh my god.
Brawl!
What the hell?
I thought it was an item.
How are we doing? How are we doing? How are we doing?
How did I miss one? Unlock Bolista?
I literally walked right by these.
Or dodge.
Wait, does the difficulty not reset?
Can I end at grueling too?
Oh, shit.
You know, we're holding our own.
Holding her on. Ooh.
Attack rate? Max up? Sure.
Sure.
No!
I'm on the defense. I'm on the defense.
Her chance.
I literally didn't buy it, I just hit continue.
Hold on boys, hold on, we're all gonna respawn.
Loot everything and leave.
Assuming I can find the way out, catastrophe, your entire squad has been wiped out, all is
not lost as an exchange for the life you have fortified your squad.
Corporate that your squad has been instantly respawned as all your lives in your run-wind.
Oh, that's the best you've lost.
I don't want... I'm already screwed. I don't want to do that.
Warwick! Do your job!
Oh, there is... his heals are kinda... he looks sick. He's cold, isn't he?
To me, yeah!
War attack rate.
Very nice.
We're gonna go up here.
I need you guys all to focus target. God damn it. You guys go off and fight your own stuff
Don't let the archer die
All right 165 I'm gonna leave
Honestly, I think this game is freaking awesome man. What a cool game
The long range melee unit with a high knockback, oh actually the pikemen really help the archers.
Let's do it. Remember you can restock or purchase.
P-Tard explodes when near an enemy dealing air impact damage.
Yeah I would add the P-Tards.
I could get rid of the churl, but I need just to have a full range build who do I get rid of
Get the hurler out and I want the hurlers I
Said get rid of the pikeman and the bull work is the it holds the line for the range
Hurler is low DPS for damage
1.2 cooldown. What? Why is it why is his damage so shit?
Oh, it's a commoner versus an elite. Chat, believe.
Wait, reset the squad? Can I just remove the unit?
Yeah, I'm going range build dude. Let me experiment. I think this removes it, right?
Okay, so now he's a veteran. He has a helmet now.
He does a little more damage worth. Oh shit. He's crazy, dude
Deals a weak area of effect attack that increases all bad stacks on enemies by one. There's a jester
Oh the p-tard is the hurler I want is there others got me away to see what the synergy is on the horde
maybe can I like control and more info there we go weak expendable units what
they lack an ability they make up for in quantity so there's just a shit ton of
them
Spoken in these thieves and hines, but that's the Robin and the Blight and the Lenten Hound.
God, there's the descriptions.
Nice.
Oh, shit, veteran save, Aquaric.
This game is dangerous, bro. I can play this over an hour.
This game is dangerous.
The boys!
Oh, the line! They got weird flesh dogs now.
It's actually a good little chokehold here at the choke point.
They're doing good. I didn't even frenzy.
Can we get that shoe?
I think we all can agree after playing all of these type of games, luck is good.
Luck is usually the stat that you go towards until the devs nerf it.
Or some shit.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
I gotta kill that, that's gotta have a lot of loot in it.
Oh, he's in a- oh shit.
Okay. Okay.
Recruit three units for free?
Not now. Although, it's getting- this is the best time to kill him.
It's only gonna get more difficult.
I think this run is over on doing any of those.
Yeah.
This is getting a lot more difficult.
I think I'm failing in numbers and...
I'm not scaling as fast as the enemy.
They all died. Run.
I kind of failed by the hourglass.
I'm just a skull you know you can change the level of this any way you're not there to say that about you really
You can increase it in between also, but I don't have that amount of stars to trade, so we're good, bud.
Okay, buddy. Okay. All right. All right, excuse.
Yeah, okay, glass blade.
I think we're gonna use the glass blade.
Why not? It looks cool.
Double glass blade?
Oh, that wasn't worth it.
Oh, those were the spawn areas, huh?
And we hope this line is the question.
Are we strong enough?
Oh my god, we are not strong enough.
We're dead.
We're dead.
Your master has failed you!
Sage, heal, dude! Heal! We got a Titan, heal!
We're dead, we're dead, we're dead.
They got- they got our Sage.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's right on the spawner.
I'll take that. I'll take that.
I prefer our archer to spawn it. Is there only damage?
Maybe.
Oh my god.
Yeah, this is over.
I think this is when you know, when you have to play like this, is when you know the run is over.
I just give up I could rush a portal but it's still I think I just lost the numbers game
here. Yep. That was a good first attempt. Why not?
Okay, this is where the DPS is.
Yeah, Archer better be insane.
10,000, the hurler and the p-tard were absolutely shit.
But also this guy was like a veteran and these two weren't elites
Sharp shooter
My patch, oh that was the ballista
Of course
Yeah, this is a great audit and dude, for seven bucks, this is a great dopamine game.
The soundtrack's good, it's well-designed, I mean, this is actually very well made.
Oh, these are damage multipliers, nearby you just get stacked.
I could make it so I do more damage too.
Player attack build.
I want to feel useful to my minions.
Have over 100% armor multiplier, complete a run without accepting any oaths.
Recruit 3 different top tier trope units.
Three reanimated enemies fight for you at the same time.
Try again.
Difficulty, Unnormal.
Parallel Dungeon Threat increases for each.
Explorer floors have preset dungeons.
Oh, you can change it.
Let's go Normal.
Alright, do one more run here.
Yeah, the music on this screen right now is nice
Why not?
This character is for Vanguard units now.
I might do a range build again health attack rate multiplier
I'm gonna banish it, BANISH! I don't want it. If I go range build, how does lowering attack
multipliers can terrible yes more do cats my main thing is when should I go
into the portal like the rate of kite should I just try to just I like I
could just go in now and chase the hour gloss as a timer yeah let me now try
going fast before I was trying to farm I'm gonna just play I'm gonna clean and
leave I'm gonna hear the map and leave
oh shit the ballista siege specialist in area damage you guys are like the
the oppers. Early Sage. Oh, we're already OP or shit. Ah, whoops, whatever.
Yeah, let me see what the hell you guys are doing.
Oh, those guys, okay, okay, actually, oh god, oh god.
I think these dudes, the bullets, they guys shoot so slow.
So I think they're a bad single target.
Yeah, they might be a bad single target.
Ha sure for three free units why not all right Carver Carver is now the
front line. Fine. Basic Mitch build. Basic Mitch build. Done. Done. With an upgrade.
Now we got a one hand, a two hand, and a shield. And then a good Archer backline
with a healer. So I don't probably just be required to show information because I'm
showing another round of Farting Cells. Alright.
Air, armor multiplier, max health, multiplier, damage, attack rate. What do you guys think?
why not I know it's accurate feels bad or I could just re-roll maybe I re-roll oh
Shit drop corpse go unfriendly death
My attack damage I
Guess they die often so I can buy more stuff
probably live. Get there like a day for me. Get to there like a day.
Yo, me!
What is this guy? Grenadier?
What is that grenade?
Might as well do this.
And, lul. Okay.
Cheer up, early.
Let's go, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Respawn Armor, deal, stack on dodge.
Respawn Ray multiplier, why not?
Give us healing bro!
Warp free rerolls, what is this?
If you could go back in time with what you know now, would you return to the start of
the previous war if your related dungeon threat will remain?
No, I'm good.
I'm all set there.
More armor, feels good.
Oh, there's so many chests.
Respawn rate multiplier.
Oh, there's so many chests over there.
Mother armor is dropping like candy.
Alright, show, show, show.
Alright, I think we got everything here.
I'm leaving.
We out?
I can recruit like three units.
Enough do-cats for three units.
Okay.
Yeah, you're literally getting upgrades for your units.
I mean, I need everything.
Veteran now?
Oh, he looks fucking scary.
Bone rat, small and weak but fast attack speed, takes five units to upgrade.
What the hell?
What the fuck, bees?
Hi, crit.
Oh, now it shows the top tier units required to unlock.
Damage multiplier for melee respawn time, respawn rate multiplier.
for the synergy is three free units better in sage
nice
Ooh, the invisible armor, if your entire squad is alive.
That is very strong.
That's insanely strong.
Now, holy shit dude, my army is crazy now.
Damn it, I'm actually gonna do Glassblade.
Glassbuild.
Yeah, we could, I can solely think of a boss now I think.
More armor.
Our spot, the spotter damage is, hmm.
Oh, there's so many units here.
It'd be nice if you could kind of control the targeting, maybe you can, uh-oh.
Holy shit, how are we getting shit on?
Oh, what is this beast I need one of my big game interests to come out here I'm gonna
just cry for a while.
Dammit, what?
I'm literally going for damage and then this is like...
I'm gonna just take it.
I should be able to kite and then get...
maybe fight this thing.
Oh my god, he just fucking swipe attacked all of them.
You like two stages maybe
How is this beast this powerful that things crazy
I gotta find the portal out
Where the hell is the portal to leave? How have I not found this yet?
I was right there's a thousand things happening on the screen right? I have my
fucking belly out and I'm watching a stream it's easy to identify that shit
okay? I'm panicking over here fighting. I'm not reading shit over here.
Okay, okay, hold on, hold on!
Hold on, hold on!
Dude, there's no way!
Are these still the spawners?
Alright, we're gonna give it one g- uh-oh.
Ah, she in.
Yeah, my view works is wiping to respawn fully.
I just go at it.
Yeah, if I could get these archers to actually, like, they just gotta attack what they want.
Mainly units deal shield on hit, and this effect can happen once every 25 seconds.
That's really nice.
I'll take it.
I'll take it damage, okay Wow
Okay, that was oh, yeah, that was actually insane right there those upgrades weren't crazy
Let me find the portal and get out of here now.
either is a way so they target the correct mom
i can control who they attack
i don't think so
i'm leaving
I'm going to have at least one class tag, so we have three different top tier units of
the same class for a chance to unlock a set one, so we're going to have the Archer,
and fragment are all there. Yes. I'm kind of ignoring that mechanic on purpose. I have
my own build in mind until it fails. You have acquired your first oath reaching the top tier
in a given unit type makes it count for oath set collection. These are the class tags to
Contributed to this to this oath
You know you keep the oath even if you disband the units that contribute it to it
See forever keep the oath
Damage multiplier, holy shit dude look at the board this game's upgraded units looks like
I don't want to go back. I still think I'm fucked because of how long it's up to Kill the Elite.
Every second frozen units spread chilled all nearby units
Why not
Attack rate I can't afford anything else
Whenever you hit melee, you get to spot a boned buzzsaw.
So you only get an oak if you have the top units.
So it needs to be like, I forgot what they are, like veterans or whatever, or they have
to be like purple units.
So then I guess, I wonder if I could then just, I wonder if I was saying you disbanded
And then try to build it again to then get 20%?
I don't know if that's what the mechanic is.
Because of implied, you can disband to go for like a higher multiplier.
How are we doing here? Oh god, I'm not sure about this PPS.
Yo!
No no no no no no no no.
One legendary item.
At this point, sure.
That's alright.
The question is, if I re-roll this, will it be another epic?
Perchance. It is friendly. Units ravelly as health when more than 20% health remains.
Units now share a common health pool. Health is synced after damage is applied,
so killing blows still defeat the structure unit. Wait, what?
I can't tell if this is good.
This seems like a... I have to try it.
When I was killed, every third stack of Chilled is converted into a Hail Shard.
This would be good for the melee units.
Mala because of the one item.
The art... oh yeah, this is new.
The art on the items is satisfying as well.
The item art is really nice.
An opportunity to stray from the path you sense both danger and the promise of treasure.
Do I do it?
Do I do it?
I'm doing it.
Uh-oh.
Okay, yo, our outlaw.
Ba-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam.
Oh, they're identical.
Oh my god dude, the champion, Ballista, he's got a fucking fifty cow.
What the hell dude?
Yes, like two people are holding it up.
Oh, fuck. Bro, that better one-pack.
Kill the... oh, shit.
Ooh! This is... this could save the run.
If you accept it, units will take three seconds longer to respawn for 90 seconds.
I believe.
I believe.
This elite is scary, but we can do this.
I will pull you out, believe in your necromancer commander, believe in me who believes in
you.
Where do I live?
Ah, shit, we need our fucking Ballista guys to like, bully a
We need our fuckin' Ballista guy to like fully attack this shit in the middle.
I mean, I'm not gonna set the murder on assassin.
Oh my God, we failed.
Wait, what the hell just happened?
Oh.
We can do this. We can do this.
Shoot, I'm gonna die once.
Reset, reset.
Worth.
Oh, I think that was worth it.
I wonder if I need to die, so I'll need to randomize again three stacks of shield.
We'll take it.
He'll stack on dodge.
Man.
Cool.
I think the clock is good.
Oh, that shield ship is actually very nice.
Alright, we're not fighting.
Oh my god, he dropped the balloon.
I've never seen a gold chest before.
Gainstack on dodge, powerful.
I don't know what my dodge is this game needs to tell you what your stats are
How do I tell what my shit is?
There's got to be a button
Unless I'm it's literally zero to walk away. No, that's power. Did I just see it? Oh
Well, I only have 5% I
Don't want those
Whenever he gets frozen...
20 stacks of shield are converted into 1 stack of frozen.
Whenever he gets frozen, all the nearby enemies get 3 stack of shield.
Honestly, this was working good too. This is now like an actual freeze build.
It's actually a freeze build now.
I'm leaving. More armor. More armor. I still have that item. That's really good.
set two veteran ballistas where are my archers I see no archers on this day I
needed this oh shit the champion sage looks brother's games are is so good
These units look amazing.
The champion sage looks fuckin' awesome.
Oh yeah, fuckin' crazy.
You can press this button to instruct the current stats of all your units.
He does the most damage.
2.41 second CD, 87 damage.
These guys are veterans.
So champion is the best.
And then...
Ball work.
He does 50 damage.
50 damage with a 1 second CD.
29 for 1 sec.
I should do a full shield build with champions.
And healers.
Because this guy does that much damage more than the fucking Archer champion.
He has no and a knockback and more HP and more armor
what?
You can banish low tier units and reroll higher units
It's true, I guess the arch and the archer does shoot three so it is 90 damage
76, 76 versus, oh, he has a Pierce.
Actually the Ballista might not be that great.
It is a Pierce, but 87 for a two second cooldown doesn't seem that good.
You have to have like a shit ton of units for it to appear to actually work.
Drop on friendly death.
I'm going to change this unless this is what is feeding me all of those right now.
I kind of want to try re-rolling it.
You can be behind a trail of sludge dealing plague to nearby enemies.
On depth the nearest friendly unit has a vivid chance to gain one second in vulnerability.
It's so cheap to re-roll you might as well.
I could see this being decent.
That is actually good.
There it is. I like that.
Give me that.
The music agreed.
Oh, here we go. Hello. Crit damage multiplier? I have like no crit. I literally don't have
any crit. I would love to take that if I had some. I could always take this and re-roll
And then see if I can find it
All of them have shit crit chance one and twos
I don't have to devour nearby corpses for a chance of extra loot what the fuck
Crit chance scaling come on man. Yeah, this looks this sounds crazy
Stacked damage multiplier invulnerability note wait I don't get it
Oh it has to be for invulnerability I don't think this is worth it if I had the previous
This item I think it would have been.
Oh wow.
Interesting trade off.
I'll take it.
And now my units have...
a chance of scaling.
15%.
A bit more.
Two percent.
What is this?
I'm not going to go straight for the path.
We're going to the spider's lair
Elite battle
Triple elites
Triple elites
What are we thinking?
Do I go down there?
I'm gonna stray.
Mainly because the loot was crazy.
Okay, so what is...
I don't know what the lowest unit is, a commoner?
Oh, a recruit.
I think it goes reproot commoner veteran champion.
I'm pretty sure.
I just made him into that guy into a veteran though.
I do want another sage.
This guy is a professional.
Commoner... I don't know if I'm doing this correctly, I'm just going to banish them, get the professional,
I'll take him and I have a veteran sage and another sage
Yes
Where's the spider fuck where is he I'm ready
Where's your spider?
We're here to kill him.
More scaling.
Transitioning over to crit.
Alright now they're all around three.
Some aren't, but the elites are three.
What is this?
What is this?
It follows Rellisee's sagging flesh just really seeking the mighty strength of bone to provide
shape and resources to cling on, and probably anyone will follow you for the rest of the
run.
That sounds like it's not worth it.
I don't know what that even means.
That sounds like...
Unless...
If I could just kill him, that's fine.
Help me!
Alright, the game has realized that I wanted to go into crit and now it's feeding me crit.
Dodge over armor, I don't want that.
I've ignored XP.
Attack rate.
I
Know the region at 20% I don't want to reroll
That is not bad
That's actually like a pretty nice if the healers need to catch up if one dies
Or 100% Coop the Grace.
More damage.
Wait, that was the boss?
What the hell?
I'll take the HG.
Coop the Grah!
What the hell?
I'll take the H3.
Who's the Grah?
Holy shit, yeah, they do not want us to leave.
Ooh!
That's yeah, okay. I don't think I can lose now reduced dungeon. That's what really three steps
Oh, yeah, that archer is quartered
All right, commoner, professional cleric.
What if I just banish the units I obviously don't want?
Oh, whoops.
Right, like I'm not using these.
Ah, is this boss fight?
The end?
I think it's a little too late for luck.
I will take that.
Give me the braziers.
Little thong like thong of a thong.
Little thong like thong.
Yes, glass blade. Good time for a glass blade.
Yeah, we need a hold and all single target guys. Single target.
That's a massive armor multiplier, and I have nothing that doubles my armor.
Well, I'm not sure if that was the right decision, but sure.
I think I'm actually dying right now.
I'm not sure if we're very successful, we just had a couple of deaths.
I don't want to see no one else die!
Alright, we're back, we're back!
Okay, is this that? We're back?
Alright, we're back, we're back!
Saver's, do your job!
Alright, big deeps, big deeps!
Frenzy, Frenzy!
I can't tell if you guys are AFK, can you just ask please?
I wonder if there's a strat of kiting back, right before he attacks?
I can't tell.
There's actual movement tech there.
You could have dodged that earlier.
15% more damage if your full squad is alive.
It's going to go away fast as soon as the boss one taps.
Yeah, I guess he always kills somebody.
It looks like I can tank this damage though.
Okay, fuck me.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
What the hell just happened?
I'm not even gonna let that debuff this right now.
I read your lax.
We need our boys back.
Both tanks just gotta annihilate it.
He's just like kills you with every hit.
Alright, both tanks are dead, but I'm gonna just keep going here.
Alright, we'll get our full tanks back too.
We can fight, we can fight, we can fight.
Dodge.
Okay, just kill that everybody.
Holy shit.
and
Ragebot everybody!
Attack raid!
Why not?
Or hourglass, I think he's got some respawn faster.
I should be able to fight here, even though his death is imminent.
Holy crap!
Sure, I'll do some damage.
Why not? I do right click often.
Buddy, we need you to die, Bro. Okay, I got a next game.
He literally stalled that phase by spawning in all his units.
Alright, let's keep moving.
Oh my god, I accidentally did that.
Oh, where is her damage?
That's attack the damn boss!
I have just followed, just followed.
Oh, shit.
No!
I wonder if it's worth dying.
I wonder if it's worth dying. I don't know if this counts as an alpha 8. Like I have
one more life in me. I'm not sure.
Oh, no.
It's over dude! It's over!
So close.
Ah, it's over.
Oh dude, come on man.
Oh my god, Melissa popped off, and I thought they sucked ass.
Holy shit.
Dude, the archers blow.
They're not good.
However long the churl does more damage.
Alright, next game.
That was a great game.
I would honestly revisit that.
game as we continue we are jumping over to another one here boys we are going to another
the game.
Known as
another game, bro.
I don't know.
My God, this looks like.
This looks like this game's box art on Twitch.
Looks like a movie about a dog or something.
Come on, man.
It looks like an old VHS movie about a dog.
What the hell, like Air Bud?
This game is called...
lucky choose your best friend come on man
yeah I want a dog band but I don't know bro I want a dog but now I would I would
I want a dog, but nope, nope.
Uh-uh.
I miss you here.
What are we doing here, man?
We're gonna do the Labrador.
Do the Labrador.
It looks cool.
Oh, the Golden Retriever.
What are we doing here?
doing here. Akita? We can do Akita.
The Pitbull. The Husky.
The Dalmatian. We'll do the Golden Retriever. Actually, we're gonna do the
Labrador. That's the first thing they make you do. Restore your island.
Yeah, I got a bounce today right around like 610 650 and so yes
All right, what is this game about?
There's coming week though. There's like three new releases coming out
Should be an interesting week and I think I might be live on Thursday
So I might be taking Wednesday off and then live Thursday. There's like an event and some other shit. So yeah, I
I think. Alright let's see what we have here. Restore your island.
What the fuck?
I don't remember that your Grandoclaw has passed away and has left you an identity to care for,
I'm down on that and it is your responsibility.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Not bad intro, okay.
Not a bad intro, okay.
Restore your island.
This is your island, it's just a little messy.
Use your tools to clean it up.
the trash you collect to earn money and upgrade your tools.
Okay, brother.
Chat, fuck you.
Why are you always putting me to work, huh?
Check out Garbage, throw them in the bin,
sell them at the store.
Fine, Water Dev.
You know what?
This is actually kinda nice.
This is actually fucking nice, dude.
Oh, oh my god, the breeze
God damn
Yeah, nothing that nothing beats the breeze
on like a 75
80 85 degree windy day, so it's a warm wind
at the beach
This weather not like overbearing Sun what the wind is hitting you
Like a good ass windy day feels really fucking nice Fahrenheit a
Good ass rainy day
This is that this feels like it'd be great weather
yo what the hell is this energy fertilizer why do i need this all right that guy's just there
all right what music do we have
don't tell me this is some AI shit
At least they at least I brought a cassette player or Walkman
Yeah, what's a good soundtrack for this game I can enhance it very fast
What's that game? What's that game? Hold up, hold up. True. Easy.
Maybe, maybe actually, might need the...
Brass might be...
Really?
What?
You have to...
Are you serious?
There's a stamina?
Oh god.
Oh, I might be stuck on an island, but at least I have you, Jack, it's you and me.
I'm kidding guys, I'm kidding, I'm fucked up. Are you serious? Are you kidding me?
I better have like an AOL ability. Dude, the sub is already going down. They gave
They gave me a flashlight and a...
...infernalizer.
Yo.
You know what?
I appreciate...
energy is empty what oh my god there's a dog bro you're here I need a bandage
I'll be back a bandage where the hell am I gonna find a bandage no I'll save you
boy I'll save you hold on hold on hold on
fuck that's a walkman shit I'm gonna find one all right just wait all right
where am I gonna find a bandage I don't need to sleep it's all trash the
shop have one? No shit. No shit. How do I even sell this? Yeah, how the fuck do I even
sell this? Oh, it just takes it from there. Energy. Oh, one pizza gives you full energy.
Okay, I see how it works.
I got you, boy!
Whoa.
What the hell?
Yo...
Insane.
What the hell, dude?
There you go. How's that feel?
Boom.
I don't know what to name him dude. What do I name him? I like that Jaguar. You know what?
You know what? I like that name. That's that randomly that's actually a good dog
name. Yeah that's a good dog name. He's using Jaguar. Jaguars are cats so...
I'm full-coded won't you? Alright bro. You're gonna have to help me okay you want
some pizza? We got to do this teamwork.
Really?
Hey, y'all, man, you gotta do something.
He's just chilling in this shade.
Aw, we couldn't eat in that.
Although it's been dead for a while.
Alright, only 10,894 more pieces of trash.
Yeah, that's not even that big.
Alright, where's my upgrade? I think we got a care package.
Whoa! What the fuck? Wait a minute, this actually isn't... Yo, what the hell?
Oh, shit.
This is one of those 3d printed houses
Yeah, I'm thinking this one right here
But this one's got the back porch
But this one's got a porch too
No, bro. I this is I want elevation dude. I
Want elevation you know in a storm this might collapse
I'm between one and four right now I
I kind of like the craftsmanship of this up here, okay, and you can have, but then you
have to turn it around.
Shit.
It does face the island.
All right now all we need is like Starlink or some shit and then we're good
What the fuck why wouldn't you get the biggest bed what the fuck is this I like this one
but this one looks bigger what the hell a hammock okay bro in theory yes but why the
What the hell would you want to sleep on a hammock and then eventually it would be so uncomfortable?
Right?
See? He agrees.
I must, I must be able to like, oh, bag capacity, bin capacity? How about collecting shit capacity?
Are you kidding me?
This game should be punishment for people who don't sort their fucking trash, okay?
What are you talking about?
You really... we're getting... this isn't fun.
You want me to do this?
Okay.
Holy shit.
Holy shit, this should be like what the court orders you to play for like 50 hours.
God damn, bro. Holy shit.
How the fuck am I even sorting this? I only have one bin.
One do-
Maybe I should have to buy the different bins and like store it.
I have to actually buy it.
Okay.
That's not even a fun thing to buy.
500 bucks?
I have so much to do right now oh wait he's helping wait no he's not he's rubbing his
ass on the ground what are you doing boy what's in your mouth oh my god we're rich oh my god
He's a special gold smelling dog. Holy shit. What the fuck?
Good boy.
Golden retriever more like gold receiver.
Oh god, I need another pizza.
Yeah, I know it's a Labrador.
Oh shit, wait what the fuck?
Yo, magnetic picker. Oh shit.
I must be able to like, chat why do I have fertilizer?
Oh, absorb garbage.
Dude, I do that every day, man. Switch tight.
Oh, yo, that actually is not bad, dude.
Look at me!
How do you change it now?
Oh, fuck. That's actually kind of satisfying.
Right mouse bump is cosmetic.
15.
You know what, just for the sake of using this...
Yes.
Yes. Hey, let's go check out the house. Fuck this. We have no timeline. This is the life.
We can do it tomorrow. Let's move, boy.
We didn't even check out the new crib.
Come on, bro!
Alright, it's nice. It's nice.
I don't agree with the bed positioning this looks like someone died here
Okay, you know what let's see what it looks like in the this is a little scary looking let's wait until the morning
Yeah, let's wait. It was like a rust house
Oh fuck.
Now we get inside, boy!
We gotta keep going!
Oh shit!
It doesn't matter, we gotta keep working!
We have to!
The trash has been picked up!
Oh my god!
Buddy, you gotta dock, man. You're gonna get killed out there, dude.
Alright, at this point the trash is respawning.
I'm not gonna test that theory by cleaning up the pier first, but what the fuck, man?
There's no way!
Oh yeah, what I'm doing...
Yeah, this is, uh...
Yeah, bin capacity, energy, level one to level two.
I guess energy.
All right, let's see.
All right, this looks like I can elude it or something.
That's a rock. That's a fucking rock.
That's a goddamn rock.
Alright, alright.
You know, this is cozy weather.
This weather feels like you might die, but it's cozy.
Like it sounds like very loud and violent, but like you'll be fine.
You know?
It's like you see you hear the chaos of nature, but it's like
I lose the game.
Oh my god, my energy.
Okay, there we go, there we go. Another energy upgrade.
Yeah, somehow that pizza was decently attacked.
Now we need like a full range increase here.
Now the energy meter is PS.
use the picker because they know how effective this is.
I'm just sorting out this damn seashell!
Ah, let me move this over here.
Is he marching? What did you say?
Yeah, what did you say?
I should have barked, barked, barked, idiot.
Alright.
Oh my god, okay, it kinda looks a little cleaner.
Alright, until tomorrow, when the next ship in the trash arrives.
Alright. Yeah.
What's happening?
Is this the life?
Why not?
Close the island?
You just gotta pick up some trash.
Well, I'm thinking of this fish.
I kinda feel like it is. You have your own island.
Why not?
You're a vegetable, figure out how to fish.
Start a fire.
But I guess it's the natural elements that will suck ass.
I think it sounds nice, but then maybe like...
Maybe, like, would there be bugs on this island?
That's might be stupid to say, but would there be mosquitoes this far out?
And, like, bearded bugs on a tiny island?
A little middle of the ocean?
They can't fly that fucking far, I think.
A lot of regular bugs, but like, bugs that can hurt, are annoying as fuck.
That's not how it works.
All right, let's see here.
All right, it's looking better, but the seashells are making me look dirty still.
What happens to the music gets there. It's just the game is very loud.
Yeah, it's like extremely loud.
Okay, okay, it looks like I can do other quake.
1%?
Is that like actual completion of trash pickup?
Oh my god.
Don't take it.
I'm doing a little audio balancing.
Alright, boy.
I don't know what exactly your role is.
role is I guess you can just look kind of adorable the range is actually not bad
on this I was getting super close but I can pick up decently
whoa
the night storm
Yeah, you gotta say the far lightning looks really nice.
Randomly, the weather effects are actually pretty damn good in this game.
You can buy, uh, more bends.
Yeah, the sorting mechanic is a little annoying. I might just ignore it.
I mean, I guess I could buy a bunch of bins and just use this and then...
Yeah, I don't think you have to use it anyways.
If you still make decent money just doing this.
Alright, 50. Let's say huge upgrade.
I'm not sure if you have to feed the dog
So magnetic picker like
I'm not sure this must make it so it's better bag capacity
Hopefully this makes it also so it's better at you know picking it up not just making it so I can sort shit down
You would think so?
Oh, but now I can do plastic, so you do need both upgrades together.
Oh, it is faster, so it's kind of both.
Alright, how's the dock looking?
Looks nice
I'm sorry about that.
I got a bad hold up. I'm gonna bet I'm gonna stretch to another day as much as this is comfy
Why is there a toucan
I wonder if you repair these or something and then you can move
Chest on rock. Oh my god, there is. Hey, treasure! Oh my god. What can it be? The balloons. Find
the key. Okay. Alright dog, sniff the chest, scour the island. We survived the storm.
All right, ah, it's a nice sunny day until it's so damn hot, I can't stand it, okay.
Okay, okay, so it doesn't respond.
Obviously it does look pretty decent note near the rock
There's a map on the rock with the chest on it. Oh, yeah, I could explore the island a little bit. Oh
Yeah, you're right
Really
Wee-wee
Okay, guys, remember this chat. Remember this screenshot.
Bada bing, bada boom.
We're looking at six palm trees and a tiny little peninsula
looking thingy. That's where we're at.
I bet it's right there.
Right there. Bad angle. It's right here.
And X marks the spot right here.
There's a doll.
I don't know.
I don't think so.
What is this?
Creepy ass.
Why is this even here?
Why?
Are you kidding?
Why is that creepy doll here?
I don't want to be here anymore.
No more, no more.
Whoa!
What the heck?
Guys, how do we save him?
Oh, you have to actually save animals.
I don't know what to do.
It's not Shears, it's a trash picker upper.
Can I like do something in there?
Sorry, I just had to FK. Yeah, maybe you shake it.
Work with me, bro.
This is probably where you want to use your hand, but it's working.
And that.
There it is.
There it is.
What's up, bro? Why are you barking?
Why are you barking?
Don't eat those fish.
Don't eat the fishies.
He's got an ear scratchy.
He's got an ear scratchy.
Average EU beach? What?
Bro, is that a whale?
what the heck bro oh my god maybe they help you pick up the trash need scissors
roll I have to say this life stay there oh no where am I gonna find shears unless
I buy them like I bought the bandage.
What the heck dude?
Need shovel?
Yeah this whole island is screwed.
I need to help everybody.
Randomly, I can... maybe you're supposed to...
Maybe you can like cut trees down eventually.
What the hell is this?
Finally key.
Wait, is that my house?
You know what, this is actually not that big of a game.
Which is not like...
Wait, there's a toucan here too.
need pliers he has a can on his beak okay hold on hold on hold on all right
chill chill chill okay hold up hold up I wonder because I interacted with them if
now they're available at the vendor
Let me see.
Honestly, bro, if I was a dog, I'd want this one.
Not because of the color, but because of the comfy factor here.
Okay, look at the padding inside.
Okay?
Come on.
Come on.
This is thin as shit.
Bro, it's about the compiness.
Oh, okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.
What's it gonna say in the Toucan?
I wonder what that means at the top.
Does this mean it's like the dog's time now?
And now it's the toucan. What am I missing here?
What the fuck is this?
Just representing the time of day. Oh, maybe it is who I'm near.
I got you, bro. All right, hold on tight.
Holy shit, bro! I was eating and then the fucking shit went hard, brother!
there it is man there it is crazy I know I know what's his name bro all right I'm
I'm gonna name you 3 tan.
There it is.
There it is.
Oh my god dude.
You know what would be an interesting sunset comparison because this game reminds me of
Windrose.
I need a side-by-side alt tab of Windrose in this game because Windrose had really good
good subsets too okay yo damn dude damn that was actually pretty good man that was actually
pretty good. That was a clean transition. That was nice. Yeah, the water, the lighting
on the water too, damn. Maybe this guy's actually like a, like a environment dev and he's like,
I don't know what game to make. Let me just make an island. Just like put shit on it. Just
literate actually showing off that um okay let me see I need to go save the
others
use fertilizer on the trees
oh my god you're right
Too bad stuff doesn't actually oh whoa wait consume fruit to gain energy. Oh, that's what that was
Too bad it's not actually this fast
Yeah
Let me see
Alright, can I actually swim? Nope. I'm back! He didn't think I was gonna come back. I'm
back brother, I'm back. There it is. Crazy man, crazy. I don't know what this eyeball
dollars but sure.
Saved him.
Uh uh uh!
Be free!
Uh uh uh uh!
Be free!
Uh uh uh uh uh!
What's his name?
Unk! Unk! Unk!
There it is. She loves it.
Can I ever get the shovel?
I think I got the shovel, right?
What the fuck?
Help me!
Dude, I did not need to shovel.
I just have to turn him over.
Oh.
I could have still, I could have still helped him.
Wait, does he actually go?
Oh, there we go.
You got this, man!
Come on dude!
You got this bro!
And then he went on to become Pepe.
I think we saved everybody.
That base is a frog or whatever dude.
Frog, turtle, tomato, tomato.
Alright, where's the key?
Haha, chat, someone look at somebody's body who cleaned up the whole island, where's
the key. I need a key location. I'm on next game, but this game's kinda cool. I can keep
picking up the trash. It's honestly a pretty cool game. Even though, you know, it's pretty
It ain't no P.O.E.
That's kind of chill, bro.
I will say, it is a little bit of a chore game.
This genre is interesting.
You know?
Like, it is.
Oh my god, there's so many packages.
It is a cleaning sim, but then it's like...
Sometimes I wonder if some people play cleaning sims and clean in games more than their actual houses.
Oh, dang! Oh, y'all, what the heck?
Even though I'm playing this, it's like, you know, there's things I could clean in the house instead.
But I guess it's not an island.
Yo!
Oh my god, I've been shitting in the sand.
My dog and I have just been shitting in the sand.
Bro, we got a toilet!
Yay!
We got a shell out of mine!
Alright, very nice, very nice.
I actually think I saved everything now.
There's no one else to save.
I am the savior.
All right, good stuff, good stuff.
Clean, clean.
I'm the key, I should do that next.
I gotta go all around the island.
249 worth.
Bin capacity run speed, oh dear. Just get the damn bin
Double bin time
Double bin
Guys do I find the key?
Let me look at the map again
Let me sit here
Okay. The best thing to do is go on the outskirt of the island and see where two palm trees stick out.
Alright, let's go. Let's go. We're gonna do another... we're gonna do a little 360 until I see two palm trees.
Fall around the island, open the chest, and then maybe next game it.
Repair other docks for more upgrades.
Can you repair the uh the docks? It looks like you could.
I like there's something here this looks like a...
I don't think it's this.
Where the hell?
I don't think it's this either it was the you can't go to the island
You can't it's an invisible spot
You can't let me see what the doc does
All right, I literally circled around I didn't see any area. Oh, so you can build it you can see you can buy different peers
There's probably just unlocks different the vendors can just be all around you
It could be this this is what I initially thought it was
Is it I don't know
Is it this I didn't look at it again
I don't see this at all.
I just went around. Yeah, he actually did bring me the gold bar.
Sure, he did. He did.
I'm not fine in this chat. Next game.
But a cool game.
A cool game.
But I'm gonna next game it here.
Nah, nah, this is good chat. This is good.
My mom on the water dev holy crap
All right on poor fine, we pick up some more trash I
Greed I greed
You know what I agreed we'll hit an hour on it
There's a
Those do not give you a hundred percent energy.
Oh, another one.
Oh, these always drop coconuts now.
Of course they do.
Okay, okay, okay.
Give me all the plastic.
I have no energy, right?
No energy.
It's the music from the game?
No, there's no music while you're playing,
so I just turned on the wrapped OST.
Damn, bro, it takes a while to get stuff.
35 bucks?
There's music, but it's not that great.
Don't worry, this made it better.
But there's not a constant soundtrack while you're playing.
If you play for ten more minutes, there's a crazy Easter egg.
Buddy, you just want to win your Gamba.
I just want to win this gamble bro. What are you talking about? Don't worry, bro. You're gonna win. I'm probably gonna play for an hour man. Relax
Dude's got a potato coin debt to pay
Insider trading
Didn't you say you'd rather clean IRL? Well, yeah, but still.
But still. Ah, what are we feeling? I feel like bin capacity is where it's at. More bin capacity.
fix the dock oh yeah for 500 oh my god I never got goddamn pizza dude come on
bro the energy bottleneck is kind of go all out on energy so you don't have to
you making trips but then you're gonna still have to make trips because then the bin gets full anyways
Go get an espresso
Maybe a buff suit
There is a doll again what is the significance
Very nice someone airdropped some coffee beans
okay boy you have three coconuts okay I'm gonna move it here okay where the
Oh my, yo, holy shit, he's smart as hell.
Damn.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
He is over by the broken dock by the campfire.
Alright.
Let's go see.
well by the broken back by here is it like here maybe it's very
Closer to the shore.
Oh, another coconut.
Oh, oh, eh, dark patch.
Over there, under there, over here, over there.
I have a shovel over here. Over there. Everywhere.
Well, as I don't see it, I'm looking. I'm looking.
I'm going even closer.
I'm going to the dark part. Oh, yeah, the toilet, by the way.
Feels good man.
Guys, where the fuck is it?
Someone pull up a goddamn YouTube video.
Holy shit.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna stay right here.
Where am I?
There's a chest across the toilet, but I need a key.
opposite to the toilet. I see it, it's right there. I still need a key. I could find that.
I feel like this is close to my house. Like it's over there. But we're looking for the
the other one small dark patch
brother brother do I have the alt tab do I have to fucking alt tab I'm about to
alt tab and go look at a video and I'm only doing this cuz it's the next game
time
all right if I'm right here where is it
I don't know where it is.
guys don't know either. GG. GG. Alright, next game, next game. The good thing is, guys,
you can buy it and figure it out. Feels good. Well, hold on, I'm going to check one more
area. Let me just check these trees. That's not around here. All right, next game, next
game people. So we have here the next game is known as oh my goodness we are jumping to a video game
known as
Let's see what we have here another one known as
Unity? You know what man? I'm glad that there's still people who use Unity even though there's a whole shit show.
Okay.
That's just a loading dictionary.
This game, another brand new release known as cursed words.
What do we have here?
guys looking at me menacingly yeah I'm Michael be your expedition guide you'll
got your cover sorry I'll bet you know a word or two you can have me I'm making
a dictionary because I love words and I want to know them all here's how you
can help I'm going to explain this real quick. Oh God the first things first this
is your grid that you can write words on it by drawing lines through tiles. Is this
like a roguelike scrabble? Different letters or words every time I'm out of
points I add the points up and that's your word score. This is your target you
want to use your word score to reduce this number to zero. Five grids to get
it done. Let's see you in action. Alright, I got this. Wait, wait, wait, wait, did they
Do they have to connect?
Do you have to like just do any letters?
Is this like Scrabble?
Oh.
Wait.
Close.
I thought I had it.
I was looking at dollar.
I guess clicking on one and then kind of seeing oh my god Jaguar we gotta know you
Thank you.
How about we just do...
sure doll shit word
jars there it is try who am I encounter clear three grids unused
I can't tell him that I want to show you something.
Listen, Michael's a bit of a stickler for rules, so don't tell him about this place.
Before I tell you anything else though, we have to get you inducted.
Let me see.
I should have a spare pin here somewhere.
Streamers start of a grid it scatters one red time one blue tile
You're now a member of the secret syntactic society
My shop here you can buy stickers stamps and tiles. Oh, this is where it becomes a roguelike of course
Stickers help you get stronger and score more points you cannot pray them to make them even better
Okay. Stamps change the way you play the game. They can be upgraded, but they're pretty powerful.
Your items always activate left to right stickers then stamps. Move them around to change the order.
Stickers then stamps. Any tiles you bought can be used by dragging them over the grid.
They transform the title in anything you consume. These items combine to get pretty crazy.
You see it?
Ooh, my name is E.
Okay, you can call me E.
Well, go ahead and check out the shop
of your first item is on me,
where society buddies after all.
Colored tiles get plus six tiles.
Start of grid 25 cents for one red or one blue tile
to get to become shiny.
Start of grid scatters one red tile and one blue tile.
Two blue tiles become question marks.
Your first two red tiles get times three.
Maybe blue tiles become question marks.
Blue vowels become question marks.
I could also buy these.
And then change those.
artists palette. Let's see. Really bro, the X?
One per encounter, re-roll. Just for shits.
Okay, that was not worth it.
So then I think I can move this over and then transform this if I wanted to.
And then you can drag to restart a grid 20 minutes after 100, we got shiny.
So I don't think we got shiny.
Color tiles get plus six tile score.
So I think it hits it with a plus six if I use it.
After.
Um, literally nothing.
I'm literally just going to go, bitch s.t.
It's 10 we got it because of this
Eat
How about with the why
We got one yo
That's not going to work, maybe if I'm doing too much on load, uh-uh, maybe too much emphasis.
Too much emphasis on the colored letter.
Shray?
What the fuck?
That's just...
Sure, man.
14.
Sure, man. 14.
Only Trey I know is if it's somebody's name.
If your word starts with a vowel, get a
I'm multiplied word score each red tile used scatters two red tiles onto the next grid
Elliptic scatters five reds that seems nice
Each red tile use scat. I'm what if I you just go like full red build I saw this pull to destroy
Well now I can't
Let's see
Shit, well done. You made it to your first boss. It's been two minutes
Each boss has different effects that makes them trick-and-treat and you always get to pick between two of them
Choose one you think you can handle best
Each time it gets minus one tile score. You may only submit words with four or more tiles. Fuck no, bruh. That's what's easier
That was way easier
Whoa, what the hell? Is that a shiny?
This is like a one tap.
This is actually a word.
Rest?
What is rest?
This is actually a word.
What is rest?
Raise?
True, true.
That's a good one right there.
Better
Whoa, whoa, oh my god, holy shit nuke
I think he's dead
You can choose how to upgrade your pen, choose the upgrade that fits your stickers and stamps
best then you'll be unstoppable.
Starry Grid scatters two red tiles and one blue.
I'm just focusing on red, mainly because of this.
I don't know how re-arranging this does anything because this is start, this is start of grid,
start of encounter, and then obviously that's going to then do the, let's do this one.
Start of grid scatters to blue.
Yeah, it's gonna this is probably not gonna work and you can't do that. Oh a shiny R
OP and
another red
Scan of the blue topper is you canter started a grid these WX is wise and see if you can blue
All right now you're throwing all this color tiles plus 12
Well, I don't know what a void tile on the grid whose letter does not appear in your word get plus eight word score
oh interesting this is kind of like an inverse card or inverse upgrade
let's see it must just be a purple tile
Okay 48 we got a cue here I got I got woven can I do better than woven
Probably.
Grow 9.
11 on Grow.
Some of these look like it accepts unless Rowan's actually aware it's like kind of some of these are names
Maybe just do a 13
Grove is 11, I'm just going to do Woven, let's call it on Woven, double points, this is literally
the best item right here.
Oh, that's in a weird spot.
I'm just going to upgrade the palette again.
Valos get plus 6 tilescore, Grinch, I'd be over the sticker to level 3, that's the
highest level stickers you can get to, I don't even want to show you that but keep
your eyes peeled, there are a few ways to get stickers to even a higher level, um,
Sequoia sapling sounds good, yes, yes, I'll keep it there, by the rare, oh whoops
Too late
How about an M word
Nope
Let's do multiple I need multiple
She's too easy some
Some of the some of the
We got it.
We got it.
That's a 12 right there.
It's not worth it though.
some hole we need one we need a space
Come on, man!
Yeah, crazy, crazy.
Motives and any upgrades?
No.
Motives.
Double letter score.
get plus three wait how much money I'm thinking I get rid of the magic wand
Although the shiny is nice. This is actually pretty good
Delete the magic wand
Yeah, actually let's see let's get rid of this. Oh
Oh, yeah, cheating! Alright, put it in fucking emo, only mode, alright? I'll beat it without
you motherfuckers, okay?
I was acting like I need the chat.
Oh yeah man!
This piece of shit.
Scatters 4 cues onto each grid.
He hit this asshole. He knows what he's doing.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
I know that letter sucks!
Of course you didn't sell that item at the beginning of the encounter.
Okay, like, uh, that also sounds bad.
You know what, fuck you, bro.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I don't know anything this is difficult!
You didn't know this is difficult!
Where are the cues? Where are the cues?
I'm not sure.
Hold on.
Can I go in any other direction or...?
wait 57 versus I can't do rookie I could just do a 57 hit here
I'm just gonna do a rough
Man, there's no rookie.
Am I coming from a different direction?
Yeah, I don't know. There's probably something better there.
Dude, I want that. I literally want that.
This is fucking 50 cal shot.
items with red in their description cost $4 less.
Yo!
There it is.
Alright, now the game actually begins.
Okay, 168 seems like you might need to always use a shiny.
Hmm...
Um, not really any P words.
What the hell bro?
We got a vial?
I could make this into a shiny.
Vial and then this makes it into color tiles plus 18.
I could just do it to see the new grid
Come on man tiger, bro
It looks like this has so many potential words, but I just
Wipe.
No, no, no.
Dude.
Goal?
I think I might just go vile.
Holy shit, I might just go vile.
Life's, lives, oh, I can't do lives.
How do I use this?
Shiny tiles always have a...
How do I use this?
How do I use this?
I don't know, chat.
I'm going to fucking, uh, life's lull.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, this is again the...
for each tile in your word, oh.
Daaaaan!
Danger!
Oh, shit, easy clap.
Send that shit, bro. Send it home.
Send it home
Send it home, I got plus one tile score for each red tile use this encounter
Cherries is a bad. So you're having scatter five is good magic wand is good
Bowels is pretty good too
wipes yeah we don't need email-only mode bro okay we don't need email-only mode
okay this game is fucking easy clap sometimes it's interesting to see what
you guys spot because I'm not gonna spot every word
there will always be reds should I get anything here I'm thinking of just
sending it. I'm just gonna send it. I don't like any of those.
That's crazy dude.
The larrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The laaaack
The true lane, true, true
We could just go with the double shiny
Yeah.
Oh, Lauren's not a word, the fuckin' re- some other shit-ass name is.
Flair gun?
Yeah, flair is actually a good word right there.
Where do you see gun? I don't see how I can do gun.
Unless you're... oh wait.
Oh my god.
Oh, because it's two words.
You can't do that.
do that.
Hmm.
Landglid?
Oh, really?
You fucking Thesaurus piece of shit.
What the fuck out of here?
Languid lacking energy or did slow moving or weak in force showing literal or no vitality
or animation.
Damn bro.
Yo that's like wow yo that's relatable.
Last time you see somebody slacking you just be like, ah, typical, why you being all languid?
But I'm like, what the fuck man?
What does that even mean?
They won't even know you're talking shit.
You languid piece of shit.
Alright, we're gonna go...
I don't think so.
Can we actually do that?
Uh-uh.
B-BUT!
Oh, I'm gonna go be a...
I'm gonna go, uh...
I'm going to go be languid on my bed.
I don't know if that's how you use that.
I'm going to go and be in a state of language.
Is language?
No?
be different. If your word starts and ends with the same letter, plus 20 font. Get the
fuck out of here. Start a grid transition for a 3. Ooh, upgrade. Zs can behave as an
S? S's become Z's start of grid.
18 bucks if your word alliterates with your previous word.
Get X 1.5 word score.
That could be, that could be decent.
Nah, continue.
might be a little difficult.
Steals four dollars from you for each word submitted versus the grid is four times three.
Or four by three.
Let's go with this bat.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Oh, god, shit.
This one's easy.
Trill, trill.
Trill, trill.
Trill, trill.
Trill, trill.
Yeah, Zoom is probably better.
18.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah
No, thank you for buffing this shit, bro
We got 101? Oh fuck, pay your taxes.
Uh...
Obviously, ear.
Come on, man.
Come on, bro.
Why not go with the 101 or 103?
Wait, was this bigger?
104.
Rider.
I like riders.
Rider's not bad.
Whoa!
It was right in front of us.
Bro no way that was the whole game dude, that shit was too easy.
No way. Oh, Nyu-che- oh.
All right, speedrun.
Here, right as a fighter, now, for yourself.
You are next to one of the bad marview.
Next time you will need to complete four and after that a true five-stage win is required.
But don't be daunted beating the game with a new character made as a fighter and more members are in the club.
I'm just gonna play the same guy because it's basic. I just want to see something a little more difficult
Wait is the next wait is the next stage just based off of the character
It's character based oh that's kind of potato
whatever. So we're going to set up two boy tiles. The boy tiles have a 10% chance to go shiny.
Okay, so they go negative or shiny and then you can buff the shiny as well.
Okay, um, no, there's a couple of different words, but I'm looking for a one tap.
We'll take it. We'll take it. It's a big word. It's a big word. We'll take it. We have
No upgrades though, but it doesn't really matter it's enough to kill them
Less grids used
Faster they die sort of grid scanner one void red blue
Using all tiles in a two by two area scatter for blue start of grid blue vowels become question marks
If your word starts with a letter later in the alphabet, then the previous word, X1.5
word score.
Chips isn't bad.
Oh yeah, this is also really good too.
Hopefully it's heavy RNG on getting the shinies, but they seem kind of common.
Let's try that.
I didn't really know how to apply these.
I tried.
Unless this makes us so the I's and the W's are always negative forever.
You drag and drop.
Oh wait, oh yeah, you do.
you save these and I think eventually you can change the voids or something and
then they can be wicked strong. I just have to wait for the invert.
Roboo!
That was, that was like, that was a good Scrabble word.
That's gotta be a word.
Yo.
No.
Toe.
Shit on my toe.
shit on by a toe the shine the Chinese are the Chinese are too OP the
The shinies are so- are too strong.
It's like 50 points for one letter?
Dude, the magic wand is opious shit.
You may only submit words with four more tiles.
Fuck this guy bro, I need my three letter words.
This guy again.
Oh
Zool
Zool
I don't know
Zaloon!
I almost there is almost got Queen but nope
I see no words with those
He only has 24 HP.
I guess Vixx, it's a solid 13.
I get no upgrades here, it's just like a 13 hit.
It's just for the sake of a different grid.
If I had...
I don't know if I have a Q word there.
I don't think I have quirk minus 10 by the way
way.
Link.
Rindy.
In ink.
right
R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-n-d
R-r-r-n-n-d
8-9-7
I don't know, there's a couple, Jugg is 12, whatever, sure man, sure brother.
If your restarts and ends with the same letter, get plus 10 word score for each unique vowel.
It does not contain color styles.
Wait, if your word does not contain colorless tiles, that seems pretty nice too.
He is not bad too, in this game's context.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, the three highest base value tiles have become void.
Right now, voids are bad.
These are not good right now.
Why not?
Let's pretend I was worth it.
The other, the red blue build is so much better.
Let's see.
I think maybe I fucked the build up, because this is kind of... what do I even do here?
All I see is tea everywhere, tea, tea, tea.
Vada.
Hmm.
lol shiny starter grid starter grid if your word starts yeah like all these fucking suck ass dude what the fuck is this
Spanish? Why not? That was so bad. The thing about the void build, it's RNG so heavily.
You have 10% chance. Start of grid. So it's like just avoiding the letters is better
than anything.
Hammy!
Hammond!
Maybe.
Uh, Hugh?
Hugh's not bad.
No zebras
We have anything here no
Like that's not good like it's a good word, but it's not good because I have to run it
down
8. Violin or Hue? The words are good, but the thing is, it's better to just go for points.
So might as well go for Hugh for the 10.
Yikes.
No 7 was 9.
Crazy.
Decide.
Wait, how many?
Grid 4 or 5?
I'll finally you proc, mother fuck off!
Oh
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
nice sure sure sure sure sure that was good
sure sure why not why not you just need nine teams to kill yeah you do
tiles get plus five tiles for each adjacent void ok now good
That's all I want.
That's all I need.
Oh, was that at the start?
Did they get it?
Tiles get plus five tiles score for each adjacent void tile.
Oh, so now I can move this around better.
Dyer for 54.
Dim.
I'm not just gonna die or whatever.
Literally one dude, the shiny, the shiny build.
That was enough.
The shinies are so much more.
Four.
Sure.
Increased target by...
Each time you submit a word, randomize the order of your stickers.
I have no stickers, so...
Get fucked.
Oh my god, Chinese...
Oh, RNG just killed me.
Oh, RNG just gave me life.
There it is, literally one tap with shit.
of grid one e becomes shiny the rest become void
I'm just a natural guys, I don't know what to tell you, but I'm just a natural at the video game
I should have got the P.
Shiny!
We got one.
Lit.
Lit.
Lit.
Lit.
Lit.
Lit.
Lit.
Lit.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I
What are you guys thinking here? I can just one tap this guy too. I have a word. I don't
I don't know if I have a better word here.
Flint?
I don't know how the hell you're getting that.
Okay.
Finals for the Y.
No.
Oh my god.
Ah, we're in the middle of the night.
I'm not going to be able to get in.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
Oh my god.
The background music is kinda like the latro.
get tile score times same letter count double T
I'm near the boss
shawty shawty shawty oh my god
re-roll this shit this is horrible even though I do get multipliers
I do get multipliers from um for each adjacent boy tile
So, I mean there is that, but just why not?
For the one tap.
There it is, that's a good letter.
Wait.
Dude, that like, complete, that's like actually annihilates the guy, I think.
By one
I'm crazy at this game. I'm not the type of dude. Can I make this more double please?
Can we get some more difficulty here please?
You get one fewer grid four color tiles become colorless
I think this is the boss
Oh my
I don't like that though. I need something better.
Sword.
52. I mean it is 55.
Come on, that guy's in banim.
Yeah... close.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, across the avenue.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
How do we get eight?
Oh, I thought that was the final boss.
Oh, there are high-graph eyes.
What did they do to show up often?
Get a word score as long as to the run of red tiles
The grid wraps horizontally
Upgrade the Ferris wheel
Yeah, what the fuck does this game end next game bro
I'm just trying to figure out what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with
it.
Just shred up Ion 660.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yeah...
Sure.
Um...
I mean Dean Dean could kill him and I don't think DJ you can't you can't go around
Oh, yeah, you can do D gen. Nope.
We'll take it.
How's it going on there, nothing on one?
Champagne!
Champagne!
Alright, final boss, let's go, final boss, where is he?
Where is he at?
need need need would work 50 true doon doon doonin let's just go doon
Wait.
Sure.
Sure.
Okay, okay.
It's crazy, I have just a four letter one, it's like an easy clap, like that's a good
one right there, but more letters is nice.
Let's build around it.
56.
I think I'm just trying to find a word that doesn't exist, vests.
Ah! 2 HP! How dare you!
Mate? And then mate's 103? Okay.
Oh my god!
That was the highest point count.
Alright, come on boss fight.
It's the grid.
Each tile gets minus seven tiles score.
Who cares?
Okay, we can go straight up NOM or we can try...
I'm
I might just just cuz I want to burn this
Yeah, I don't know nice dude
Oh, no.
God damn that hit him hard.
girl. Okay. Literally eviscerated. He's dead, bro. He's dead. He's dead. Almost. Almost.
I have people next game.
Game pretty cool pretty cool
Next game. We are jumping over to another one here boys
Oh, we're gonna like this one
The next game is a brand new release not from play way
Known as
snow resort simulator brand new release oh my god some people would say this is their
Skyrim? Let's see, holy. Okay. Oh, shoot. Day one. Goddamn. Take Snowball. And Snowball
find the sign and rename your resort
Malola snow resort
yeah we are a chain okay asshole we are a chain that's why you see this
everywhere
we're known
Malola Mountain
There you go
They're a damn change, all right
Quest details renamed resort
Find and clean your room
All right, very nice at this point Malola is a brand what even happened here
Okay, yeah, it's like we got robbed.
Yeah, we got robbed here.
There we go.
The music is louder than anything else.
At least it has music, though.
There we go.
Very nice, very nice.
Oh shit.
The lore is I retired and bought Lent in Norway and opened up a Ski Resort.
That's the lore.
here we are oh my god and I'm a vampire but nobody knows what we have here what the fuck
is the last piece of shit oh is it this oh my god find and clear the snow piles with your
shovel dude i'm exiting winter we're going back to winter with the shovel come on man
easy
there it is shoot
Very nice, very nice, crazy shovel, repair the blue, oh god, alright.
What pine cone?
Where are my hands?
Use your hands.
Yeah, when do we get the customers?
I don't know what I'm doing, but I don't feel like paying money to hire the guy.
Um, so yeah.
There we go.
What the fuck?
Easy.
There you go.
Saved a thousand bucks.
Yep, that works. So one of them hit me here.
Alright, I'm waiting.
I'm doing a, uh, a force test.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, shit.
Oh, it dropped me off.
Unlock the ticket office.
Oh, we're ready.
Oh, my God.
Ticket office.
Oh, shit. I think we're open.
why logs via tablet log delivery 180 bucks bro these are the most expensive
pieces of wood what do you mean
Hey, what up, Bjorn? What up, Bjorn?
Great shit, brother. They've never seen your face.
But I know you're in there.
I know you're in there, Bjorn.
Friday, man. Friday, you okay?
Come on!
Are you gonna or not?
Friday man, Friday you okay?
Come on!
Alright, couple of lo- now I gotta cut up? They don't even come pre-cut for $60 a fucking lot?
Holy shit.
Alright.
Oh my god.
You could have just cut my own shit down.
Clean.
Like what?
Oh, and then some flew out.
Of course.
Okay, we have it here.
Okay, it'll take it off as fireplace.
What the hell?
Oh, there's random scatter all over the place.
Ooh, ooh!
Feels good, man.
Hit the stout, set the tights above the ticket office with snowballs.
You mean... okay.
You mean the fucking icicles?
There it is.
Self tickets!
Oh my god, we're open.
Here we go.
Holy shit, we're officially open.
How do I sit down?
Are we open?
How do I open?
We're ready guys, we're ready.
Check for loose clothing. How do I open the fucking shop? We have no customers.
Maybe through here?
Management?
Alone?
Log delivery?
Upgrades?
Quests?
How do I open the damn shop?
I don't need a loan yet.
Where am I?
Resort?
Oh, there's... everything's locked.
I don't know how to open my own resort right now.
Shit.
is under management we're losing money by oh oh my god yo there it is first
customer ever what up I have no idea how to do this oh now this works VIP hourly
there's gotta be one guy in the chat that works this job
Oh, this is gonna take a while. Where the hell is everybody?
Where the hell is everybody?
Come on, man!
Oh, here they all come. Here they all come. Hello.
Ma'am, excuse me, have you been smoking the ganja? Ma'am?
Okay, alright. Okay. Okay, found everybody.
No! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
Double pass! Double pass! What a brother!
There you go for me. Nice jacket, nice jacket. Oh shit we got twins, Bob and uh, Jap. There
you go, there you go. There you go. Okay, standard. Hourly. There you go, brother. Perfect,
perfect. Oh yo, this place is popular. Here we go. Some nice coffee inside. Alright,
standard done repair area what am i repairing what the fuck am i repairing
Is that orange blip where I gotta go?
Is that the quest area?
God, nice dude!
Oh, she's already done with the hill.
Oh my god, I'm surprised we opened up.
What the hell?
Don't mind the junk people.
Okay, okay.
The Sim is randomly like kinda, kinda good.
Even though I've mechanically done this before, it's actually not bad.
Oh my god, yeah, there's customers waiting.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, we're going out of business.
What up?
Standard hourly one.
Approved economy hourly.
Sure man, I don't know why one guy needs two passes, but you know what, I am very
lenient on this mountain. I've never gone skiing before. I've gone snowboarding. I've
never skied though. I don't know, is skiing easier than snowboarding? I guess it's almost
like I don't know you got to try both of them and it's like it's just two different movement
methods right I'm like a hammer how do I repair shit clear tables how do I repair restaurant
level 7. It says unlock repair area there's a there's a magnifying glass in that area.
Okay, what does this do?
A filler pair shop?
Fireplace.
What?
Oh, there's so many people here.
Buddy, it's the same guy.
I think he just really likes paying.
Maybe he has short-term memory and he just keeps paying me.
Oh my God, I almost took it.
Oh my god, the thing is I forgot it.
Maybe. Oh my god, bros. Snoop.
Alright, here we go.
What can I say, man? We're known here, bruh. We're known.
What can I say? They know us.
Alright, very nice. Fill repair shop fireplace.
What the fuck? Oh.
Every single area has its own unlock daily ticket.
I need some damn contacts on some of these quests. What the hell does that even mean?
Daily ticket?
Is there like a different type of ticket?
boom-bam-boom-bam-boom. It starts selling daily tickets to your customers.
Okay, we got a way here. So instead of hourly, they can just have the whole day.
Almost there. We need a couple more people.
Okay, 509.
Some more wood in there.
Oh yeah, what the hell?
Oh, you actually have to repair shit?
What the hell?
Oh.
Oh yeah, that's kinda nice.
I don't know how that happens, but okay. Thanks!
I don't know how that happens.
Fresh, brand new.
Snoopy-poopy, that is Snoopy!
That is Snoopy-poopy!
Snoopy-poopy!
hire someone it's too early bro I can run the place myself all right we cannot
afford we can't we can't afford hiring right now okay bro already got the
bank on my ass I gotta do all this shit myself I think I need 700 in order to
Upgrade to the daily get a snowmobile later
Whatever
Clean
very nice thanks no what do you mean resort closed we said we were closing I
don't want to even I don't want to close all right Bez
Another day.
Okay, I need money here.
Let's see if we have enough wood.
No idea.
Log delivery, 300.
Oh, you can get it? Ready to cut.
What a man.
Clean, clean.
Oh, people already here, nice.
Alright, let's see, we got like four people, nice.
Alright, standard hourly one ticket.
I'll be able to afford the daily tickets soon.
BAM BAM BAM BAM!
Bro, this guy's here every day, man.
I'm not judging, bro. I just noticed.
I just noticed, bro.
He's just really like skiing.
That's not good though.
Oh my god, there's so many people.
How much do I get paid for doing one of these?
Thank you. Oh, 30 bucks?
That's more expensive than the ticket.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That guy did not say thank you.
Thank you.
How are we doing here? How the hell, 663?
Come on, man. Let's get a good ticket here.
That guy knows he got scammed. Yeah, he could have done it himself, but uh, he didn't have the tools.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, we offer daily tickets now.
Daily tell $750, by the way.
everyone has a shit-stained snowboard apparently
guys the mountain is not dirty fucking fluffiest mountain how is this
happening to your your snowboard did everybody just like land and dirt
Sharpening table? What?
How much is a daily? 24 bucks.
Sharpening table, I gotta find that. I wonder if that's around here.
It sounds like some repair shit.
Yeah, maybe they're all whipping it out of storage or something.
I've only been snowboarding, not skiing before.
Yeah, where the hell is the sharpening table?
You guys see it at all?
I don't know what it is about this game.
It tells me to do something I'm blind as to where half the time, unless it's all in the
tablet.
It is.
50 I guess if it's unlock it's just tablet
I don't know the map shows where
That's the line. Oh, there's not many people.
Brand new.
Thank you.
It's like I'm slicing off the top of it or something.
That's what it looks like.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
Eisenberg bro.
man. Hey, welcome, welcome, welcome. It's cool, dude.
standard daily everybody's showing up now are you losing money
Yo, Snoop, you're back again?
He loves it here.
Malol Mountain is known worldwide.
That's why he's back. He had so much fun earlier. Thanks.
We're known, bro. We're known.
Prime Resort Key.
Yeah, what is the hiring price for management? Employee.
Oh my god. What the hell?
$12.50.
Maybe you do something where the I guess this was heavy grind
Then I finished
This game is ass
Oh, really dude?
This guy wants a PoE skill tree.
You can hire someone, but you have to wait, man. It's expensive to hire.
Good, this is the gameplay.
It's a fucking sim.
You cannot sleep before 2100.
Damn, this is where nobody- yeah, what I meant.
It's the end of the day.
I could actually get a loan, can't I?
Yeah, if I've unlocked loans...
Alright, you know what?
It's all good.
It's all good.
Alright, this is what we're gonna do.
What a horrible way to spend the loan, but it's all good.
Alright.
I honestly don't need to hire anyone.
I feel like it's a waste.
I'm gonna get the sharpening table.
For the quest.
And then unlock weekly ticket, I guess just for shits, whatever.
Let's just see.
Working.
Oh, really?
I have to unlock the weekly ticket.
Another $12.50.
No one's even here.
Can I take a loan on the loan?
Nope.
Nice trying buddy
Pick it off a seer
What up? Are you that?
She is
All right, I have to worry about this anymore now
I'll focus on the repair shop
I'd like to pretend I'm a bunny all right man don't mess this up show me show me
process how do we do this are you kidding me are you I could have been done with
five customers by now that was slower shit that was so slow
Perfect. You're probably still gonna be bad at this, but whatever.
Yo, Snoopro!
Yo, man!
Pretty!
Thanks!
Oh wow, this one just needed to be sharpened.
Thank you!
A brand new sharpening machine.
Thank you!
A brand new sharpening machine.
Thank you!
A brand new sharpening machine.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
sharpening machine okay okay new gameplay money it's a snow resort simulator
maybe if I clean areas it gives me money
Yeah, Eisenberg.
I gave it back to him.
Whoops.
Uh-oh.
I'm on his list now.
I heard about our state-of-the-art sharpening machine that we bought.
It's going to take a while to get the weekly ticket, we're almost there but still got some
stuff to do.
Can you drive up the mountain? I don't think so.
See, can I like repair in here at all or?
Looks like I gotta clean the place.
It doesn't let me do anything though.
Weird.
Weird. Maybe once I unlock it, it will let me or I messed up and I actually need to complete this first.
Yeah, doesn't let me interact with anything here.
What the heck dude?
Was there a sign in the front?
I must have to unlock it first then.
Okay, okay, I think we're good boys. I think we're good cool game. Sure
next game next game sure bro that's cool man
all right next game
Let's see what we got here.
All right, you're jumping into another brand new release here people never before seen
footage. Holy another brand spanking you. The next game is the tree game isn't even out.
A lot of people voted for it. The game has no release date and it's not even out. I don't
I don't even know.
Bro, watch as a trailer on stream.
Oh, we got an intro here.
for childhood.
To obey them.
To endure the lusts.
Those dangers tempered us, united us.
They never turned us from the path to knowledge, prosperity, greatness.
Our people rose stronger and more united than ever.
And the threats that once drove us forward began to fade.
Becoming nothing more than frightening old tales.
Take care of people.
Save everyone you can.
But this threat, though it looked familiar, was unlike anything we had ever known.
Ah, okay.
The threat is the fog and the smoke.
We threw everything we had against it.
More than once we thought.
Just a little more, and we would prevail.
But what if our strength fails first?
It is already fading.
And if we want to save, what truly matters.
We all have to sacrifice everything.
Okay, okay, okay, that was kind of cool.
Huh.
We have here.
El Aram. El Aram!
We conduct vital research and study the Shard's nature,
to uncover its secrets, and to forge weapons against this unrelenting threat.
Okay, okay.
What's in we have here?
Uh-oh.
Oh, here we go.
To make your journey across the middle-ized land and air currents, both engaging however
we've referred, descriptions of key interface elements.
Sure, man.
Oh!
The main menu can be opened on the top right.
The population indicator shows the total population of your settlement and how many are currently
working.
You have 55 free settlers.
Camera, switch button allows you to change your view.
Actually, I, I, okay, resource panel.
Mr. Saritnok, the messenger bird has broad-heeled tidings.
The bureaucrats of Sarago ride that foot shipments will seize.
Furthermore, they demand a report on our activities here.
What?
So, Archon Valfidus is losing power.
What about our supplies?
We have enough food for three days, Mr. Saritnok.
But there are mushrooms above the platform of the Great Tree.
It's not the healthiest food.
But since we don't have anything better, go collect it.
Okay, hold on.
Send toilers to harvest mushrooms,
gather food from the fungus colony.
Okay, what the fuck?
Cooking house, forest house.
55 workers, 3 other dudes, a scout base.
I think we're going to use this resource here.
operations
Did this games like actually I don't know I don't know
Send toilers to harvest mushrooms how the hell do I send toilers cooking house?
All right, so you can build down here, okay
How much lumber? Or did lumber? Builders four.
And then I can speed up time and you can see them building it too.
Okay.
I wonder if this needs to build before anything, but there's still a sign here.
Lodging for settlers 20 lumber this music holy shit it's just like a guy's first
piano song or something
Oh, so you can scout?
It's like three buttons.
Send toilers to harvest mushrooms, gather food from the fungus colony.
I literally don't know how to do the first quest.
Where the hell is the fungus colony?
prefer this job here. Okay and it's the day shift and the night shift. Work shifts
12 hours. Okay gather food from the fungus colony and now they're working.
Maybe I should have not done this. And then we have 15 workers here that can
work here at the cooking house and they produce the rations. Okay so the
Cooking house is to make more of this resource and now I think we just kind of wait for everything else and then they need supplies
There's got to be like a logger I can make or something because I need
Workers not hired
Okay, everybody needs workers
I actually go up here stack workers not hired
fungus colony and a stack so this is all just lumber stacks which is exactly
what I need so let's just collect all of them and now I should start getting
more lumber okay I need 20
And then I'm gonna build a forest house.
Oh, you can build on the tree as well. I mean, that's cool.
And then you can build down below too.
Someone's house.
Bam! That's a nice house! What the hell? How many people are homeless?
Homeless 23. And each one of these is how many? Eight people?
These mushrooms taste like shoe leather and reek of rotten, wonder-submeritory.
It's got a stick of radio, and it's boiled up, and the poison in the mushroom will
right down during boiling. Okay we got the construction menu, building descriptions,
building on trunks, building construction, free settlers. I already already made this so they can
ration. I'm not gonna lie this music hurts.
It actually hurts.
Ah, let's see.
I've already enjoyed that.
True true. I've already been collecting it, but let's see here
We know there's a grove of small trees at the root of the great tree rangers must assess whether they're suitable for logging
They need five rations
Do that bro
And out
We have enough
I like how they're just exploring around.
Oh, there's no squads available anyways.
But I do have enough to make multiple forest houses.
So let's build a couple here.
Rip the symmetry, although I just saw some red, uh-oh.
Not sure what that did.
So let me build even though it's red.
The area is perfect for a lumberjack if we build a warehouse nearby, it will increase.
Some buildings can only be placed on certain surfaces, valocation or stone in the building tooltip with icons.
Okay, they just scouted that.
and we have to wait for them to come back.
Warehouses increase your resource storage after building a new warehouse to sign a resource to store, otherwise it will remain empty.
Okay, so warehouses only store one specific resource.
And then you want to place them near production facilities.
Another fungus colony. We have enough people to do this from that as well.
Okay, how many more? We have seven homeless, so I'm just gonna get one more house, and then we have no more homeless.
Apparently I can fit houses here.
Maybe it's- is this a second house next to it or an upgrade?
I can't tell. It looks like an upgrade spot.
Maybe it doesn't operate the spot.
I'll put this here.
Brose gotta walk all the way across the... live there.
Explore two map locations.
These guys can go.
Uh, and then the lumberjack hut.
Next to a warehouse.
I don't even know the area they scouted, it must have been here or something.
It's kinda hard to tell where they did.
Uh-uh, need more wood.
Okay.
Alright, this should be good.
Three red singles from the northeast that means the neighboring outposts
acknowledge this fall and there's nothing we can do for them now the ruins
where it now stands are five days away then if we send rangers after Marsha
to Gargoth with the trance bomb and ancient relics it would need rescue in
themselves. All around has a mission and completing it comes above all else.
Every man for themselves. Scouts broke the lake shore as gentle as swows though
Marsha we can build a fisherman shed here.
Someone from Ignorlas has survived. We must accept the survivors if they reach us.
Are you going to accept them?
You know what the Shroud does to people.
Do you want mad refugees to burn half of Eloran to the ground?
We'll help them, as long as it doesn't hinder our research.
And we, ourselves, can't sleep in tents anymore.
We need to build proper houses.
Or maybe we should just get it down.
Oh, before you proceed, Matung, remember, cutting the flesh of the Great Tree is not
only sacrilege, but also a crime.
Though Saragw is far, Maserat-Nark will never allow it.
Ah, yes, precisely.
The Great Tree generates Salah.
Therefore, I forbid anyone to even lay an axe to it without the craftsman's supervision.
I will not tolerate such barbarism.
Fell the trees on the ground.
Okay, okay.
The fear level is displayed at the top of the screen.
High fear reduces work efficiency
and reaching the maximum result in defeat.
Depends on the negative conditions of your cellar,
some story choices can also increase or decrease it.
Also extension appears next to the building
they unlocked later through technology build,
one reserve space for, okay, that's what that was earlier.
If there's some shit that can only be built in the river bank, moving them out of the highlighted area, okay?
We need a shit ton of lumber.
So you actually do move out slightly.
They explore not far from the tree, okay?
This game is weird, it's like good and bad at the same time.
It looks a little potato, I thought it was gonna look better graphically.
Yeah.
All right, I just gotta wait for these two and then make it so this is for lumber.
And then we have somebody who can work here day and night.
What the fuck?
Excuse me?
Why isn't it letting me add anybody?
Oh there we go. Oh, we officially have no more workers of whatever that is.
I should be getting a lot more wood now.
Maybe I make it so they have to work 12-hour shifts. Shift top, oh, I need to research it.
Idol squad, and then four people are sick.
What do we have here, fisherman's shed, cooking house, forest house.
Provides lodging for eight, yes, okay.
I haven't unlocked anything yet.
I need more, I need more of the fishamon, the fishamon.
I'm just waiting, I don't really know what else to do here.
There's a scout available, but there's nothing to scout yet.
So it's kind of just like waiting for the quest.
By a knock, an airship from Sorago dropped signal fires on the ground before departing.
What for? It turned around not far from the great tree and never reached us.
That's probably how the captain marked where he left something for us. I'll send some rangers to check it out.
Send some ranges.
Ow. Oh my god. Ow.
2000 fish.
This is faster.
2000 build, investigate.
Okay. We just have to wait now. They're doing their thing.
Yeah, let's go to build a bridge.
Alright.
Oh nice, we got a bunch of shit from the drop site.
Steals and advanced resources are listed for iron, one-to-one, advanced resources
are produced from basic ones at 2-1 ratio.
Oh, so if you upgrade the resource, it's a lot better.
Fish? Terrible idea. The smell will attract all the goblers in the area.
Take it easy, folks. We'll put the warehouses on the bottom platform.
We've been talking about expanding that spot for ages, and we've got the materials to do it.
Different buildings can be built on different zones on the Great Street Churg, on the ground, or on the pound.
Some buildings can only be placed on the platter to get a plumber stuck to the council hall.
All right, we need another warehouse for this.
Refugees?
Let them in.
We need more workers, anyways.
When a settler goes without food for a long time, they become hungry.
All right, if there's no food at Kagan House, I hear that.
We have enough.
I have a hundred.
All right, they're coming through they're coming through we we're gonna build some houses for them
We're gonna build some damn houses for them hold on
Treats wounded six sick and deranged settlers
All right, we're gonna have this place right here is gonna be the main hub
for upgrades, and then, horse houses...
Okay, that should deal with it all.
But you, Tesson, have been appointed as the leader.
You'd better get used to making difficult decisions.
I always think about what's best for the people.
Do you know?
There will always be those who are dissatisfied.
For example, Manny had hoped to return home to Saraggo on the next Skywalker.
Now we're stuck here for a good while.
I miss the times when I was just a humble researcher.
A humble researcher assigned workshops in the healing quarters?
Who's working here?
Oh, these guys are healers?
The hell?
Don't have my name.
Alright, day and night.
Wait until the sucker healed.
Build a warehouse on the platform?
Did I not do this correctly and put this here?
Build a warehouse on the platform.
What?
What? I already did that though.
Chad, what the fuck is this saying dude?
I already built, maybe I did it too early.
Maybe I did it way too early.
Yeah.
I can always put this here and then maybe
Yeah, but you can't put it. What other platform do you put it on?
Expand the lower platform.
How the fuck do you do that?
Well, if I need more workers here, maybe take some out.
Yeah, I'm not really sure.
It said select city hall to extend platform
I think you're right
I need a hundred...
For this...
Ma..
Master, the walkers complain of panic attacks at night.
Many heal whispers and moans.
Hm.
The shroud is getting thicker.
Fortunately, daylight still keeps it at bay.
All right, light the flame guards near the buildings. They will protect the people at night
A couple of the matter if you do somehow managed to free themselves
They screamed that darkness had crawled inside their guts and was living here
The only fire could cleanse them they tried to set themselves ablaze and burn down one of the buildings
Send the mad man to the Helicorters. They're insane not criminals
Don't worry they will then
Be thankful and be loyal
Our next game this was decent
This was all right
Our next game as we continue you people we are jumping to another
another game here a game that one point owed never played it I think we saw the
trailer and it looks insane this also might not let's see what we have gone
on here this is this is this might be a little 50-50 here
All right, the next game is known as
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Whoa
Oh my god
Yeah, what a cool style.
Soor-sesto, okay, let's see what we have going on here.
The sun has disappeared.
It's like an adventure before venturing into the dungeon. Each one has unique characteristics.
The peasant? Terrified he was guided here to save this kind as old village is counting on him.
Talent undiscovered. The peasant has no power.
feels bad
I'm the one with the least shit why I got to go
oh my god
whoa
I'm all scared
do I go?
do I go?
I'm going
I'm going I'm going
Oh my god.
Take a line from the grid to randomly fall on one of the four spots.
Dude, what am I looking at? Okay, six HP. I do one damage.
One magic damage?
Kills one life point.
I don't know what the ok means, is it like even out?
any time you can switch to a different line or keep playing on the current one um okay
so this gives me plus one HP 33% chance minus two
I'm so lost. When a monster has more strength or magic than you, it deals the differences damage.
Six coins? Can I go back here?
Oh, so he only drops? Once the door opens, you may proceed to the next floor anytime by clicking on it.
I died.
You'll never make it on your own. Let me help you.
What? Oh, is it a 25% chance?
Oh, is that what the chance is?
Is it a 25% chance to fall on one of these squares?
Oh, I thought it was a 25% chance for them to hit you or something.
Who's this guy?
Aahhhhhh...
So like, this is saying, uh, this is, this is better.
So, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, but then 25% chance to get my shit kicked in.
Of course.
Well that's just great.
Now, the okay ones, I'm assuming if the number matches they'll die.
Okay, so I can clear it.
Okay.
And I can leave.
I can pop that.
And now I could just leave here or fight my way through.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna RNG this.
Okay.
And...
leave.
Alright, I see what's going on now.
Using that doesn't make your journey easier.
have a chance to buy more later. I'm thinking of the third one. Okay, that's sad. Purple
or signal monsters with a special ability use the mirror to get more
information when hovering over them. I didn't mean to do that. What the fuck do
What do you mean use the mirror?
I didn't mean to do that.
I did not mean to.
Top left.
Oh, switches between magic and strength every turn.
I didn't mean to click.
Okay, YOLO.
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
This guy seems so much stronger.
Alright, I got the GIST.
This game's actually pretty sick.
It's actually kinda cool.
Oh, this is horrible.
Has anyone noticed? Can you over heal? I don't think I can go 7 of 6.
Wow.
This is so bad.
Okay, how do you always go in the worst area?
How? Does he always go to the worst area?
What?
Ow. Okay, triple? Okay, but he's gonna land on this dude for sure. Wow, he didn't. Now
Now it's still scary.
Yeah, top line is an easy clear.
YOLO.
Dude, this is such bullshit.
It's actually stupid.
How do you have such bad RNG with that?
There's nothing to do for now, buy a star to awaken the statue.
That looks like some Pazuzu shit.
Okay.
There's nothing to do for now, buy a star so I'll lock the shop and upgrade it.
What the fuck?
This guy is so gimped.
Oh yeah, I got plus two for doing that.
This is a guaranteed hit.
Oh, I'm dead anyways.
Okay, how do I unlock stuff?
There we go, we got the shot.
This guy seems so much stronger.
Just because he has a 2-1.
He has two items.
It says he moves randomly vertically and align.
Destroy a monster of your choice.
If the sun is charged, you can use your character's movement ability.
Wait, did I do this correctly?
I don't know if I did that correctly.
Ow.
Ow.
I might get shit on here okay this works
Now this could shit on me.
I could try coming back.
Um.
I
Okay, this is...
Ow.
I don't want to use that ability.
How much HP?
Okay, nice.
Now, I could...
And then I might as well leave.
Oh, here we go. Now we have this guy.
So I'm just going to combine with the power of the sun to alter their area of effect.
What the fuck? That's so good. Refills your sun, power. All monsters on a row.
Why not use all of them?
Yeah, maybe eventually you get more.
So these ones are screwed, these are just straight up a chance of just getting shit on.
Destroy monsters, destroy all monsters in a row.
Mmm.
I'm just gonna use these.
Mmm, wait.
This is minus one.
Even though it says destroy a monster of your choice.
Yeah, let's just use it now.
And then collect all of these.
How many do I need? Two more?
Okay, that's unfortunate.
I could use the Sun ability but like it doesn't really matter.
Like I could just kill him.
But I still have 30, I could just leave too.
I'm gonna end up killing him.
I could kill him and then just end up taking damage.
YOLO. Okay, fuck you. Okay, word.
Each coin put in the bucket is brought back to the surface and allows you to buy permanent upgrades.
Oh.
Okay, let's go. Sure, that's enough.
Oh, actually that's perfect, nice. That works very nicely.
I believe.
Oh, you know what I should have?
I should have went here and hit a vertical until I get the HP, which is what I should
done. Yeah, I'm just gonna leave now. Oh, here we go. Now I can do this. I feel like
3-1, 2-2, or 3-1? What do you guys think?
It's gonna red.
Triple.
There's nothing different now by a star.
Yeah, a lot of stuff I need to unlock.
What the fuck?
The 3-1 trivialized a lot of this now.
Oh, there's that guy buffed.
I swear this guy buffs him.
I did that wrong.
Whoops.
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Ah, shit, do I do it?
33% or leave?
One and three
Oh my god, saved
point us
I'll leave, I'm leaving, I'm leaving
Another one another bomb dude, why don't you have other stuff?
I could just buy all of this I have enough
Sorry man
Whoa, pray to the stars to bring the pawn back to life, there's nothing to be done for
now.
You have half the shit you need to die to unlock.
This game hard forces you to die.
Oh, this is bullshit, no thank you.
This whole floor is bullshit.
I'm gonna go for
Dude what?
What a fucking joke what a joke
Bravii
Right
Okay, apparently I don't know how the sun mechanic works.
Doesn't it just go vertical?
Why did he go there?
Oh, it's a random vertical, 25% chance vertical.
Oh, this is what I needed, one more core.
Alright, I can't unlock anything else, I need, uh, more.
I'm taking the hit.
I believe.
Worth.
Uuuhhhhhh!
I'm leaving.
Yeah, third vertical was safe when I cleared it out.
I
Okay
Um, I think I'm gonna do this.
Right?
Right?
Shit.
Please go for the chest.
Nice.
Right?
Hopefully it hits this guy.
Okay.
I
That's what I feel I could leave I'm gonna I could just take a hit though
Well, whatever.
What is this? Protects you from the next monster.
That seems nice. Destroy a monster for choice.
I don't do anything for that.
Yeah, they don't always spawn in.
Okay. Wait, you can steal stuff? Oh, really? I could pop this and go for the double chest
or rng easy
Literally all of these are risky as hell
Two of these hurt
Dude, this is literally death.
I have to attack them so many times.
Even this bubble?
Wow, it uses it anyways?
What the fuck?
I don't know about this.
I could just tank hits or just leave.
at all. I need to see what that statue does. It probably completely changes the game. I
see it all the time. Interesting. I have the pragy literally everywhere is gonna hurt me.
I could go here and then hope I hit this guy or a chest.
Okay, that actually worked.
Okay, that's fine.
And then... I do want this, but it's kinda...
Aw, shit. Don't hit him. Don't hit him!
God damn it
I prayed and failed I
Got a lot of the chests I could keep working my way down, but I don't think it's worth it I
Could I could hope that I hit this guy
Okay, are you sure oh my god brother oh my god why?
As you get a coin for killing them
That fucking sucks, I'm leaving
I could 50-50 I could fit no, but then you can one tap
I
Okay
Yeah, let me go down here and I could even get the, let's say, a car.
This guy's for sure gonna hit me here. That's the only problem. I can clear this whole area
This is
I'm for sure gonna get hit by it soon here
Four of five.
OK, so the only one who can hurt me here is this guy.
So I could farm a coin or leave.
I could farm two coins if I had good orange year leave.
There's no golden bugs. I got lucky the first time.
Are you pulling those and then steal?
Oh.
Ow!
I think I'm destroying this right here.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chat, what did I do wrong?
that I do wrong. Isn't it just isn't it a column? The Sun is a column but it's still a 25% chance
on landing on one of four right yeah I could have say yeah she's something three
did make sense yes you're right yes yes
I believe
I still could.
I like that.
I like that idea.
I'm gonna pretend I was worth it.
Yeah, half of these don't even work right now.
Okay, I can kill everything here.
Both of them.
This guy is, I don't want to fight him.
You can't overheal though.
Hopefully it gives me the chest.
Nice.
Now here, I'm just going to leave.
I'm just going to leave.
Why take a hit?
Go for on four attack.
Oh yeah, sure it is.
Ahhhh.
Okay, then.
It removes a bonus tile every turn.
Okay, the bottom row is a little scary.
I'm gonna take a hit everywhere.
I feel like it's 33, 33, Pragy.
Nice.
Now I could leave.
I could leave now.
This is like a whole free area. There's so much shit. That was a waste. Okay.
Broly, he's going after everything? I don't want him to.
I was hoping he would have died and then I would have healed, but whatever.
Oh, you're right!
I stole it.
I
Wasted
I could bomb the 3rd floor.
Um, I hope I don't attack him.
Okay.
It's all good though, I think.
I'm gonna leave now.
I could protect a barrier and try to kill,
and then heal, but I don't think it's worth it.
Ooh.
I don't think I can anymore.
Yeah, I can't do that anymore.
I have coins.
I don't see any vertical here.
I could protective and go down and just pray he doesn't hit me or I could bomb the third
floor.
Wow.
I think I'm gonna bomb it.
Potential waste.
What the hell does monster shake kill you in one hit?
Don't go near its mouth or it will devour you.
What the hell dude?
That's it, just don't go near its mouth.
I need...
Oh.
50% chance on the left.
This is for sure, death.
Oh, are I taking it?
I believe.
I can't just burp up here.
What the heck?
What?
Shit, I was hoping to go up there for a plus one.
I could protect a barrier this nice
Oh, I thought it was over.
Nope.
This hand is blocking it.
Tracer's dead.
Oh! What the hell? Oh, shit.
AAAAAHHHH! AAAAAHHHHHH!
Oh my god, the first time-
HEE HEE!
HEEEIN!
Oh, you get one for clearing it.
Then I'll just blast your shit!
As far as you know, no one has ever made it this far.
You decide to climb back to the surface to share the news.
Wow, forced exit?
Okay, bro.
The pond, the metal statue and the bomb in the shop, the knight unlocks, the peasant
gets the slingshot.
I think those were good upper ends.
I don't know what the talent on the knight is, but that too, the talent's life gets its power from the sun,
I thought that the knight already had its talent.
Yeah, this whole area sucks ass.
5050 worth.
Yikes.
Oh
Wow lucky
Everything here hurts. Lucky again.
You attacked the one dude the one you shouldn't have even the vertical on this I mean
Four I feel like this is better and leaving yeah, I prefer that. Oh, here we go
What the hell?
Oh, that's what that is?
Hmm
I believe I believe
Oh my god, it hurts.
Okay.
Okay.
Wow.
Wow
First
I was next game
Yeah, I beat the boss. Okay, there's like five other bosses
Next game as we can tin you
The next game, as we continue, is another brand new release.
Another one.
We are jumping to another one.
Known as...
A video game.
Holy moly.
Another one.
Known as
Lay of the land
Okay.
Let's see what we have here.
world. Land. Worldland.
Yeah, the music seems nice.
Worldland is a good name.
alright this must be insane because what
Oh my god.
Holy shit, yeah, this is beautiful, man.
It's actually Minecraft too.
What the hell?
Okay, we're going to be here for a while.
I'm kidding.
Collect stick, collect flint.
Okay, think Minecraft, but it takes 15 more hours to do a simple sheen.
Oh, whoa.
Oh, yeah, this is nice, man.
Ooh.
Ooh.
I need more flint.
Collect plant fiber from River Reads.
Isn't there a river nearby?
From River Reeds.
Yeah, there's horses.
There it is.
Oh my god dude, look at that!
Whoa!
Is there a third person in this game?
and now that's crazy man holy shit
this looks like paradise
You got the River Ring.
Okay, Flint Axe.
Oh yeah, this is how you do it.
It's kind of like, uh, what's that game?
First steps craft rope okay and an axe like the forest all right this is it now
moment of truth a moment of truth right here
This is the moment.
Oh, I look at something here.
Nice.
What the hell was that?
Ah!
As I was.
Ow.
Each square you collect.
And...
There it is, oh my god, holy shit.
It's kind of cool how like every little piece breaks off like every single damn cube.
Dig mode, normal, dig mode box.
Wait, you can do that and then collect the whole piece?
All right, did I do that correctly?
I think I just collected a bunch once.
Oh yeah, that's actually cool, okay.
You have a continuous music mode, it seems like it has a good OS too.
Figure that, nothing in there.
Okay, but this piece...
Can't collect it. It depends on the size of the piece you break off. It seems like...
Yeah, it's still... can't always do that.
Oak Plank.
Smithing, building material.
There's all that stuff. Ores, metal repairing, upgrading.
See if I go like this, and then craft, and then oak planks.
I made so many.
Alright, we're gonna make our first shack.
Oh, this is how you build.
Gassander Pagola.
Change build mode, change height.
Uh, box size.
Change build mode.
Shapes, prefabs.
Prefabs, box, and direction. How the fuck do I build it up?
Alright.
There it is, boys.
Can I change build mode?
uh change height toggle detail mode oh you can do one at a time
it's a little i'm i'm still trying to get used to it a little bit it's a little weird
Sometimes you can't tell if you can actually stretch all the way.
I'm definitely not doing this correctly.
Like if I'm on the ground, yes.
I know you can go up, but stretching it across is a little weird.
I can do that, but if I'm a little high up, I can't do it.
can do it. There it is boys. First box of the new world. Holy shit. There it is. Amazing.
Absolutely beautiful. The shack is built. How do you delete is the question. It's already
messed up. Oh, sweet home boys. Oh, get the hell out of here. That's gonna take five years.
Okay, no way.
Nah, there's probably like a way to switch it off of this.
No, no, no.
There's a way.
There's definitely a way.
How?
I don't know.
Oh, this is, you can do a detail mode.
maybe still
Change build mode. Yeah, but that shapes prefabs
Candle holder cylinder transform
Oh, you can- specific?
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
I think that's how you're supposed to do it.
And then build mode cube.
Back basic.
What the fuck?
Alright, let's see here.
Obstructed! How did I do this before?
Goddammit, I can't even make up.
Freaking cube.
Freak all this shit.
We'll start over.
What a cube, man!
That's all I'm looking for here!
Alright, there we go.
Okay...
Alright!
As we goddamn were.
Okay.
Very nice.
Home sweet home.
Sometimes I can drag it across. Sometimes I can. I don't know.
I think whatever my build mode is, ain't it?
Even holding, I think I just need to change this to something else so I can stretch it.
Nice Amazon delivery box.
Uh, sure, man.
There it is!
There it is!
Shoosh!
cozy!
Ahhhh!
New land, new box!
What can I say?
Alright build mode
Uh, change build mode to the cylinder shape.
And then, oh you can go up
Or you can extend it or move it around, go up and down, build with it and try just in
the shape gizmos, transform, move horizontally, looks like I should be able to stretch it.
the shape gizmo
Oh, that is expensive
There it is build
Wait, he like does not build it
Okay, perfect build
Roll a platform.
Use box mode to remove the oak planks.
You equip your oak planks and change build mode to the box shape.
with the box ship in detail mode.
It could be I actually changed the box mode, used box mode to remove the old planks.
I did.
So you can kind of do like an a we hit here and do all of that shit
Crafts wooden bow arrow and a dagger
What do I need?
Rope and sticks
Let's go look around
some stickies let's see
this looks like the freshest water ever
I wonder the horse is drinking it
You can change the water flow
I probably need a shovel and it doesn't work like that
Yeah, I need a shovel all right let's see what we have here yeah now we just need a voxel
drain sim game I need more vines as well if I'm going to make more rope
It seems like that plant fiber is kinda weird to find, it's kind of rare, kind of rare.
Oh my god.
Oh, okay we need to pick it.
God damn, the detail on this shit.
Look at the cave.
Uh-huh.
Oh.
Area too large.
Yeah, not yet.
Dig mode.
Uh, box start.
DIG mode to normal.
Alright, there we go.
Looks like it's almost broken.
Crafting!
Burnbow.
A daggadda.
I don't think any of this is gonna do shit.
Raven-ass bookshelf? Whoops.
Tree saplings? I need more shit.
I'd like the little flint. I need more flint. Yes I need more flint and some ropes. Oh bushes
just give it to you straight up. Now I'm not going to find a bush. I think I'll look
around. Ooh, more water. Back up, bro! Ow. Sorry, man. What up, dude? I killed your
boy back there. There's no longer with us.
Damn! Oh, this is where it's at right now. I need the flint.
And all of this
all right that should be enough I gotta find some flint now
there's a random bridge there too
at least all the wildlife is nice oh found some
I know- AH! NO!
wait they're attacking each other
let me avenge you you piece of shit
There you go. I get all the chicken
All right fire dev fire dev is gonna matter a lot here, okay fire dev is gonna determine whether or not it looks insane
Okay, let me see here Flintaxe, Flint-Bara, Bara?
What do you make rope?
Oh, you can ship luck quick to pick stuff up.
Can I just craft off of this thing?
I like can I be a faster to do this
fair clue
It doesn't move it down though
Zagger one of these and a rope
And we get a nice one of these
And let's get here and we're looking for some arrows
I have like no sticks, aw man.
Six arrows.
That's an animal. You could have found me that earlier.
Whoa!
Wait, is this gonna cause a fire?
Wait, my axe broke.
Fucking... Dude, durability can suck my balls.
Okay, I'm just gonna throw that out there.
Can I actually like take the fire out?
No?
I can't pick it up though.
Sorry, bro.
Oh shit!
He's on the move.
He's dodging.
He looked right at me, I thought I was done.
He's too good.
Oh, this is fucked up.
Sorry man!
That screwed.
I'm sorry brother.
Messed up.
I'm not happy bro, I'm not happy, okay?
You think I enjoyed that shit? I did not.
I can make a campfire now.
What the hell would this be under it's just six sticks
Oh nice.
Ah, let's go find some sticks.
Let's see.
Kind of scattered about.
You can make sticks from logs.
Yikes.
mouse wheel and change the amount
i got my campfire here we go
woman's truth
Oh
Oh yeah, that's what was good. Oh, yeah
I think those are done oh yeah those are good those are good to go holy shit
those are goddamn delicious
I did he was watching I didn't cook his friend
All right, we need a hammer and a shabba
The hammer and the shabba
The homie and the shovel.
All needs flint and everything else.
There's your shovel.
Now I will be going and finding some other stuff.
meat here. Alright, we'll get the hammer next. Seems like if you hear that noise that's
cooking and then it's when it's done, you don't hear that anymore. I just dropped a
There's a bunch of flint on the road.
You can actually go screenshot mode and then just go and get the hammer here.
Okay.
Dev knew what he was doing because he did that.
Dev is aware.
What do you need for the hammer?
We need three flint.
That's enough.
Okay.
Okay, I got all my tools.
Majority of them. No pickaxe, though.
Blackstone, collect clay from a nearby river.
Oh, and this can't wait.
I guess the hammer you use for stone is not like breaking shit
But auto-collect it for you
Nice and I'm gonna eat clay from the river
It's more like sand here, something a little more brown I need.
I don't know play
I gotta find it
Yeah, this game is freaking beautiful man. It's a cool game
Yeah, I did say that's a leave right at six today people
Yes, indeed cool ass game. Yeah, we got we got games dropping this coming week
I think there's gaming events as well this next week got some stuff going on
on replaced playthrough starts Tuesday.
I think that might be a one day game to be honest.
Best games of subs Sunday, cursed words,
lay of the land restore your island skull horde soul,
Sesto really good games.
The only game I missed was the spotter digger guy.
Chat, you guys enjoy the rest of your night,
follow the channel, follow Twitter.
I will see you guys until next time.
G G's.
Yes, indeed.
Peace out, chat a journey night. I'll see you on Monday for another one. Goodbye, chat till next time, people
And we would go from there
In my head, this is where we all came from The dreams we had, the love we shared
This is what we're waiting for In our home, in our home
This is where we are in our home In our home, in our home
This is where we are
In my mind, in my head
This is where we are
The dreams we have
And all we swear
This is where we're waiting for
In my mind, in my head
This is where we are
In my mind, in my head, this is where we are
In my mind, in my head, this is where we all came from
The dreams we had, the love we shared, this is what we're waiting for
And in my mind, in my head, this is where we all came from
The dreams we had, the love we shared, this is what we're waiting for
This is where we are
In the heart, in the bed
This is where we are
The dreams we have, the love we share
This is my world I've been waiting for
In my heart, in my space
This is where we are
In my heart, in my space
This is where we are
In my heart, in my space
This is where we are