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Oh my god.
All seven people, let's cast me.
Are we going up on such hour you guys doing?
What up, what up?
24 hour stream minus 17 hour stream.
Today, oh my god.
it's happening yes still 630 okay bro roguelike with pinball physics roguelike
a roguelike roguelike
dude I like roguelikes but there's it's it's a no it's there's it's such a good
bad genre such a good bad genre dude Diablo 4 Lord of Hatred launch trailer
Your stream is like a roguelike. Yeah, I mean, probably agreed.
On the viewer and the broadcaster side agreed.
I guess, you know, it's just life as a roguelike.
Insane QOL updates in CS2. Was there a big CS update yesterday? Someone said there they were doing Animograph
On live on live. I feel like it was just announced on beta. Is it actually in the main game now?
That was fast that was fast, right? Hold up really
I'm trying to leave Counter Shrag, bro. I'm trying to leave it. I'm trying to leave, bro.
And now here we are. God damn it. I was about to walk out the door. Oh yeah, vampire crawlers.
True, vampire crawlers. I'm looking for a big background. All these are kind of potato.
hold on let me see here let me see here all I see are black flag leaks that's
all I see I don't want to see it I'm just getting shown it I don't want to
stop and I can't tell up there fake or not
paid leaks some of the screenshots I know I don't know are those legit or
Bullshit anyone know
My first thought was they were fake
First person horde base action roguelike shooter and that's my trailer, but I haven't really looked into it is are they real
Exclusive Ubisoft cancels Altera its animal crossing inspired game
Okay, buddy hold up
I do want to play vampire crawlers I do I need that dopamine hit it was fun it was fun
I will say when I played it. I felt like I was so OP that like I was unstoppable. I
Wonder let's see. I actually will play this yes
Yes
It's officially out. Let me download it
So one B ones until it becomes just first thing the same people over and over because like five people actually play the game, maybe, maybe, maybe, although what do we have here, what else kill breach Diablo for Lord of hatred launch trailer.
I'll watch it. Let's see.
Valve uploads. What the fuck? This just happened.
Valve uploads Steam Controller unboxing video launch imminent.
Did this shit just happen?
What the fuck?
Where's the trailer for it?
Is it on Steam's store?
Call of Duty not on Game Pass anymore? Really? What the fuck?
What?
Wait, wasn't there like only one Call of Duty that actually fully fledged launched under Xbox?
Since it got acquired?
2. 1. 1 launched right at launch. I feel like that one doesn't count because that was like kicking it all off.
Now the previous one was the straight up. Okay, they're in it. Yes. And now it's not. Game Pass Ultimate has become too expensive for too many players starting today.
We're dropping the price from $29.99 to $22.99. Future Cod titles will no longer join Game Pass Ultimate on day one.
one. Dude, I bet that's how much value the cod IP is. Now the question is, is Game Pass
now still worth it if you don't give a fuck about cod? Because cod was an $8 premium.
Literally the biggest fucking $7 premium, literally the biggest fucking game in America.
know you could say fuck the game whatever doesn't matter if you look at the sales it's
literally like top three say for two months and buy the game you want yeah like I don't
know how much value game pass has anymore I don't know if you don't give a shit about
If you don't give a shit about cod and you still like Game Pass, isn't this like a win for you?
If you find value in Game Pass and you don't give a fuck about cod, that's how it is.
Yeah, that $8 premium was because of Call of Duty, whatever. That's how they made the money.
Stupidest idea to put it in Game Pass. Yeah, I think the game is just way too fucking big to then insert into Game Pass as bubble.
It's too big of a fucking behemoth.
Uh, well, I'm in shit, bro.
Steam, I don't see the Steam controller shit man.
Is it the same thing?
I think it's this one right here that they just launched.
I think this just happened.
This is new, right?
This shit's brand new.
I know they announced the steam controller, but is this brand new?
The video is unlisted.
Well, if this is imminently coming out, it's definitely a controller.
Do I, as a PC gamer, am I going to be using this?
No.
With the way I game, I don't see. I would rather plug in a PlayStation controller.
Yeah, I'd rather just plug in a PlayStation controller, and then just go keyboard mouse separate.
This is like a hybrid.
Gonna replace the Xbox controller?
I'd rather an Xbox controller.
I don't mind having a PlayStation 5 and an Xbox controller next to my mouse and keyboard.
I don't mind. Sometimes I want to use the fucking Xbox controller.
Sometimes I want to use the goddamn PS5 controller.
And then when the game calls for the mouse and keyboard, it's right there.
This shit is like meshing it all together, depends on the gamer.
I don't think I... I don't know about this.
It's a thing, it's a thing.
The square touchpads are, it's like a mouse.
It is.
It is literally a touchpad.
Yeah.
Um, what do we add here?
I don't see anything else.
Ion 2 announced trailer that's just dropped.
anything else. Ion2 announced trailer that's just dropped. Ion2. Wasn't this already announced
that it was happening? I thought we already knew about this. Every time I see Ion, I just
think of this was this was the game this was the motherfucking game that I thought
was gonna be the first wild killer Ion I remember I was so convinced naive me naive
me granted Ion was the first wild killer in the fucking ammunition
of and the gun being wild killer. This was the first bullet. All right, that's my excuse.
This was the first one.
Ion two three hours ago. What do we got here? What do we got here?
N. C. Presents.
Yeah, looking back, Ion was R-A. It was an okay game.
This trailer just got a Scream generic-ass Korean MMO again.
Click ask Korean MMO again.
That's like an acronym.
That's what that trailer is.
It's like the same fucking guy just goes around making the same fucking trailers.
No one knows.
This looks like 20 of the other ones we've played.
i don't know man
it's ion though bro it's ion finally i can't wait
the most toxic pay to win slop incoming have fun guys pay on two subs
two better pass two keep wallets ready addicts
God damn, this guy's been through it, holy shit.
This is for the global release, the Korean version has been out since last year and is a pay to win shit fast, hopefully.
Really?
Oh wait, so Ion2 is already out in Korea.
Oh, okay. I thought this shit was just announced.
Oh, so this is going through the usual shit where it's in Korea and then comes out when
it's localized in America.
Oh, okay then. I thought this shit was like three years out.
What does the game look like?
I don't know. There's gameplay. Okay.
That other trailer was stupid as fuck.
What is the gameplay?
You've already seen this before, have I?
You know what this reminds me of?
This reminds me of the other one coming out.
That looks better.
Is it lineage?
What's that one game coming out that I put in the demo of?
Has it been Dictus?
No.
You know what man, I want to be hyped but I know I'm not gonna grind this game.
I know I'm not.
There's too much time.
These games, inherently, you have to know life.
I doubt this game is going to be worth no-living.
I doubt it.
and
there's no way
heavily paid a win
you know what bro? you know why they still make these games pay to win? you know why it's still
that guy's saying it's like a three to uh...
It's a pay-to-win slot fest.
Well, it's because the players enable it to happen.
So it's more like the fucking players are also the cause.
They fucking love the system.
It's either that or it's always in...
Apparently there's a bunch of whales that are gamer addicts
that like absolute fucking shit games.
You know?
I don't know who the fuck they are.
Apparently, I haven't seen it. There hasn't been a single game that seems even worth the
whale at. There's not a single fucking game in existence I've ever seen in the fucking
park my whale ass there. Okay, who are these fucking whales? How are you evicted to absolute
fucking sloth. Dude, see this two cases is dumb as shit, Matt. It's something you guys
always mention that, but it's so stupid. We're talking about like even relevant ass games
that are... like this game is a new MMO in Korea. But Pay-to-Win keeps it alive. There's
There's a massive amount of gamers who aren't you guys or me, who keep these games alive
and don't give a shit that they get a pay for power.
They don't care.
They're not gonna make a fucking forum thread.
Our Leave a little shit comment, cause no one gives a fuck.
They consume it.
They don't.
It's normal.
It's normal.
Oh my god, I can't beat this level.
Level now, I'll just use my credit card
It's not like what the fuck is this shit
That's normal shit, it's not weird when I think about that's fucking weird when you think about that's weird cuz we don't grow up playing games like that
I don't know though, sure, bad.
I think this trailer also did nothing for me too.
Um, yeah, well yeah, well is that one game?
What was it, Vendictus?
Vendictus... defying fate?
Well, this game was... this is an interesting one.
This game's demo was alright.
They might pull it off.
Vendictus was good.
in your restart I missed the beginning yeah fuck you I will not I will not I will not
assist you in your fucking vile axe you piece of shit alright I will not be your fucking
Alright!
Why not!
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know that, bro.
This game might be better in terms of combat or some shit than the same light.
Sure, brother.
This is not an MMO though, yeah it isn't, whatever bro.
Beasts of Reincarnation Pre-Order Trailer, I'm not gonna lie this game, this game kinda
looks like just another Soulslike or some shit just to make another one, yes it looks
good.
The main interesting part is it's from Pokemon Devs.
That's the main interesting part about this.
It's not a Sol's like.
What is a home for you?
Someday...
Someday I'll return to you.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I just, I guess, I guess we can argue about the fucking specifics here in these games, okay?
Um, it's not a source like...
Okay, motherfucker! Third person. She's got a fucking sword. There's big bosses. Tomato fucking tomato.
I don't give a shit. It doesn't matter.
The gist is the same.
I feel like when you kind of change up the systems, you're still achieving the same fucking thing here.
Like, it's just like the way you weave it into basically like that wouldn't have changed.
If this was the souls like instead the traditional souls like versus a fucking boss rush game, whatever dude.
We're still putting points into some shit to make the character stronger or whatever
Who essentially killed these motherfucking bosses and doesn't matter this game looks alright
There's other third-person fucking sword and hand games that look a bit better
This kind of looks like just another one, but now you might have a pet
and
Then I guess maybe
Why is PlayStation promoting this?
Because this is the next big game or some shit on PlayStation.
Oh wait, no, this is August 4th.
Yeah, this is the one from Game Freak.
What about you guys?
Who here is pogging over this one?
Who here plays all of these like this game makes me think of just like
Neat like I will probably play this. I don't think I'll beat it
I feel like I'll probably just get a little bored of it or something. I
Don't know I don't know it's gonna be like stellar blade
What is Marvel Rivals doing bro?
What are they doing?
Seven minutes, two minutes.
If it's even like Sakura at all, I'm sold.
Maybe.
Did you see the new Metro? He was sponsored to watch it. I was motherfucker. I'm also someone who beat all three games.
Whereas you don't even have one installed.
Motherfucker, that content was purely relevant to me.
I mean, all three of the games.
You never beat San Andreas.
Diablo 4, Lord of Hatred, Launch Trailer.
Chad, who's pogging on this one, man?
Who's rolling up on Diablo?
Who is?
If I were to go back,
it's better show the revamped talent tree that you guys were saying they changed it.
I would play a paladin.
But I don't- I don't know if I'm going back.
I don't know.
Is this next week?
Let him wash in the water.
It is in our nature to hate.
The only justification in my mind is going back to see what has changed since launch,
because I've played this shit out of it at launch and then dropped it.
So it would be like since then how much has changed from all the patches?
That is why I've brought you here.
He's a demon.
You're coming out of burns because of him.
You're in danger.
What is this place?
Skolvos is where Lilith and Inarius created mankind.
I am your reckoning.
I can tell you want it. I'll break a meter.
Oh, is that how they do maps?
Oh, but this is kinda changing the skill trade, look.
I cannot stop his schemes alone.
Wait Lilith Lilith is back.
Kind of.
You know also in the cutscene did the game story was alright.
It was it was alright.
of the scenes were good some of the cinematics were solid who did they who who the fuck who
is the one dude in the story well who's the angel in the story again what was his name
again not terriel it wasn't terriel the other fucking guy an arias yeah an arias that whole
scene was still so good that cinematic I can't deny y'all okay which one was that
in our is cinematic that shit was still one of the best but the way he died was
kind of like yeah the cinematics were fucking crazy in this game dude
Mephisto does look sick.
I don't know, they were both good.
All budget went to the cinematics.
Yeah, wait, what is Diablo 4 launching?
The expansion.
Fuck, man.
Now maybe just to play through the story with the paladin, just to watch the cinematics.
If nothing's coming out.
Yeah.
The.
Maybe.
Maybe.
This show is still really good, man.
Just made the game, yeah.
Yeah, whoever like directed this, that was just like a full shot man, like a bell ring.
Now ring with the demons
You think the expansion will have this cinematic like this in the end?
Like, Mephisto looks sick.
I'll get from that.
The Mephisto design looks evil as fuck.
the last one had a cinematic at the end yeah I think they usually do they won't
be like an in-engine one. It'll be one like this.
Diablo had the same quality as PoE, but with these cinematics...
And with such power, no longer the conflicted soul, I left behind.
You deceived me!
I'm actually surprised they haven't made a Diablo movie.
I don't know if it would hit him, I don't know.
The Warcraft movie makes more sense.
I don't know if Diablo would do Warcraft numbers.
It is done, it all ends with you.
No, we made a choice and that they can never forgive no matter what you tell yourself or
Who you sacrifice?
Silence is their judgment.
Who dice things right?
What more would you have me do?
Tell me, please!
He just wants to go to heaven man.
Yeah, damn.
Yeah, man.
What the hell is all of this, this is the end of the game, spoilers.
So cringe, it's amazing.
You really thought that was cringe?
So I'll get this guy a League of Legends music video cinematic.
Pronto.
I won't get him one of those.
Pronto!
Right or a CS montage?
Yeah, excuse montages don't hit as much as they used to I
Don't know man. That's an automatic fucking crazy, dude
That was a good ass in a matter the beginning the beginning shot and said the direction is cool. It's just like a
The bell ring into seeing all the demons in the in the dark
That's just fucking sick.
Mid-cinematic?
Uh-uh.
The Divinity Cinematic is good, but it was mainly just kind of like, disgusting.
You know?
Like the Divinity one was good, but wasn't it just kind of like, okay, this is fucking
nasty.
Like it was demonic as shit.
Yes.
But it was just like, Divinity was good.
It was, it was, oh, it was eye-catching, sure,
but like the ones that can tell a bit of a short story,
this kind of was like, oh, they're chilling,
they're chilling, and then it's like all the sins of man,
and then there's fucking the blood boiling.
It's definitely a good cinematic.
It's a good cinematic.
Arthas becoming Lich King was the best.
Yeah, nothing beats that one. Nothing beats that one. That shit's like, still the best
without a doubt. I still, even the Diablo four when it first came out, the cinematic
with Lilith was so fucking good. We saw the Paladin cinematic. I thought it was pretty
awesome. Rathal Lich King, yeah nothing beats the Lich King cinematic still. And the Voids,
bro I can't, we can watch all these but I'm not gonna go through the cinematic rundown.
I'm not gonna do it. There's a lot of really good ones.
like yeah did you see the warlock cinematic I did
Blizzard is still just there their their department is still so fucking good at
making these it's just crazy I can watch the Divinity one it is it is good I
I feel like the Diablo one is different.
Uh, what else happened?
And anything else come out here?
I might check out the Diablo expansion, maybe.
I'll see, I'll see what's up.
Starcraft 2, Protoss 1, all right, fine.
We'll watch it just because the Starcraft FPS is going to be announced when is BlizzCon again?
Soon TM
My most hyped game of the year, bro. It's happening dude. The leaks are real
Come on, bro. It's gonna happen
Heart of the swarm cinematic is wicked good as well
but this shit come on man the Protoss it's happening I might as well might as
well get in the mood for it
who knows if it's an FPS maybe I'll be playing an Archon
Our proud people became refugees, and yet, they could not shatter our unity.
of
Is today mid-game cinematics? Yes bitch, take a seat in the lecture you fuck!
You need some vacation from watching your 700 fucking operators match, right?
There it is. There it is. He set the thing.
come on come on
The Warfinn!
Okay, okay, yeah, I don't know what to tell you about it. Literally the FPS is coming out
All right
All right to that motherfucker. All right, who's like are we watching mid-cinematics?
This is relevant to the year because you and your favorite fucking content creator are gonna be pogging being like
And then you're going to realize it's the next FPS, so they're going to just jump on the fucking train and then start playing it without ever knowing StarCraft because it was a fucking RTS.
Now they have to show these dumbass motherfuckers what this game actually is and the best way to feed it to them is through a fucking gun.
In a piece of software, not fucking camera overhanging and controlling units.
So, that will then be the next big FPS you will most likely play, all right?
You'll see, you'll see, because as far as we know, in the ever what is next FPS that
will ignite the people, there ain't shit coming out.
So the only one with a fat budget and potential, if it doesn't get cancelled and if the rumors are true, is the StarCraft FPS.
Given all we know in fucking FPS's and third person what is coming out.
Yes, you can say war dogs and shit, but maybe.
There ain't nothin' else.
Still have faith in Blizzard?
Blizzard is the only one with...
Bro.
There's not many big studios that can make a massive production FPS.
It's not about liking the fucking company.
It's about knowing the potential they have, and hoping they execute on the fucking potential.
There's like a handful.
There's a handful of gaming companies.
Literally a handful.
So you have to hope the project that they're making is actually really good, and something
you do want to grind and play, right?
Do you think some fucking indie dev is gonna make some insane?
Actually never mind.
That is, a lot of these games do end up coming from modders.
Yes, actually, maybe, maybe, maybe.
I hope so too.
Yes, I hope so too.
Well, it hasn't happened yet.
It hasn't happened since Battle Royale.
Since fucking Escape from Tarkov,
like a derivative of Battle Royale's and survival games like even if the
Starcraft FPS gets announced I'm gonna go on a whim and I don't I think they're
gonna play it safe which is fine I don't think that they're gonna try to
reinvent a new gameplay mode I don't think so I think it's gonna be just like
how Overwatch kinda is like has a foundation how TF2 is. It's gonna be their take on it
with a little evolution. I think that's how it's gonna be. I don't think it's gonna be
like a whole new game mode. I doubt it.
Lyrethi, enjoyer of bad games. Bitch, you're here every day with your fucking marathon
badge, okay? Every time I see it, it's not a badge of Pog. It's a badge of, wow, you have
shit taste and you still have that fucking badge on shut the fuck up and
go grind whatever garbage is in that game all right this fucking guy you're
every day dude doesn't even know what to loot anymore
What is project ants?
Marathon is a great game, buddy.
Look, not all of us should have opinions, okay?
Relax.
a
Titanfall extraction game with customizable mechs would be 10 out of 10. Yeah in your fucking head
No one is developing that shit, bro
You're literally playing it in your fucking head and
And the neurons and the dopamine, whatever the fuck else, is mixing with a spoon to then project it into your mind to think it's actually would be amazing, but it's more fun in your mind of what could be than what will be.
Then with what will be.
Go kill the new bosses in Night Rain. That's not happening.
Let's see what the next FPS is all right. Let's revisit in five months. Okay, say what the fucking guy with the marathon badge. Okay, you're gonna be like, oh my god, mom.
guy with the marathon badge okay you're gonna be like oh my god mom oh my god
he's gonna fucking dump marathon and be like oh my god oh my god stop rock
FPS look fucking sick oh my god you'll have the fucking merch you'll have a
little fucking flag up he's gonna be there day one
new shit horror game announced okay why am I watching it then why what makes you say
it's shit though yo you know what yes finals is good the finals is good I did I played
it recently actually I actually think it is a pretty good game yeah the finals is
good shit I don't think it's gonna have like a I don't think it's gonna have a
like a resurgence of players that I have played it I've revisited it because it
has a lot of good tech in it it's a very well-made game
More games need its destruction. Like I said, dude, I literally hope M Bark makes battlefield.
I hope they do. They have like two other games or three other projects in development. It would be amazing and a one up on if they X battlefield employees make a battlefield game using all of M Bark's tech.
be so good. It would be so good and would be the biggest. That would be fucking crazy.
I think it would hit so hard. And then battlefield would have an insane competitor, but like
a way clearly advanced competitor. Unless you guys just want fucking Delta Force. Delta
Force was not bad. How many people still play that game? I'm pretty sure it's still alive because of the extraction mode.
Everybody, the thing that's annoying about these fucking games is now everybody's like, oh my god cheaters,
it's fair to a cheaters. That's why it's not worth trying.
unless this game is massive in China and I don't know like if you play this on the East Coast is it mainly bots
it probably isn't mainly China so like yeah it's gonna be just like PUBG and then the numbers drop
heavily. Yeah, like pubs use a 400k, but like literally 350,000 are in China.
China got their own client. They don't play on Steam. So this is America and Europe, Delta Force.
There's a lot less cheaters now. China has their own client and not on Steam.
Okay, let me rephrase. Anyone here play this in America? When you queue, are there bots? Or
or are you actually getting legitimate games and extractors?
That's the nice thing about EFT, when you go in,
there's no, I feel like there's two layers
of annoying gaming.
If there's too many cheaters, or if there's fucking bots,
okay, I'd rather take cheaters over bots.
because I at least know there's a heartbeat who's a piece of shit who just killed me okay over some fucking
bot that kills my illusion
fuck both of them bro I don't like either I don't like either they're both equally shit I'm just
saying if you had to swallow a fucking pill here. All right. I would rather you'd rather the bot.
The thing is, the thing is cheating is, I feel like cheating is so subjective. It's different
for everybody. Some people are like EFT, it's all cheaters. I go back, I haven't been cheated enough
where I feel like that's the case. So, personally I'd rather, I know when I load into EFT, everybody I
see is either a scav or a fucking player. There's no like, oh fuck, I can't tell if this guy's a
player or a bot, I just killed. That psychological factor is thrown out the window, I don't need to
think about it. And then I haven't been cheated enough in Tarkov to then, uh, think the game is
synonymous for cheating. And now with Delta Force, people say there are a lot of cheaters in the game
because they're anti-cheat sex. But also, this game has bots.
So it's kind of like that's a no I don't want to queue up and verse fucking bots, bro.
Same thing with Tarkov.
No, that's not true.
Tarkov bots are different because it's like enemy AI every they're fighting everybody.
Chad, does anyone know what the fuck I'm saying, bro?
Why, you know what I'm saying?
Am I the only one that feels like that weird psychological effect of a fucking annoying
ass bot when you play a multiplayer game?
Am I the only one who absolutely hates that shit?
Where it completely takes away from the experience?
maybe it's the old gamer in me maybe all you motherfuckers now that's why they add these
bots that's why you know what look at the chat I thought you guys were older clearly
you're just like the guy you're just like the dude who thinks the level on his phone
is too hard and then wipes it swipes the fucking credit card okay that's why the
pain of win games are still relevant and they make money now these new FPS is
just throw bots in because people don't give a fuck they don't give a shit
they're just in a server gaming I don't care I'm shooting I'm in the server I
don't care to me if I load into Delta Force it's like oh shit is this guy a
bot or not oh shit I don't know it was oh that guy was a player that guy was a
player no man before was like oh player player player player player player you
never had to think you just knew it was legit another person
all right this game came out today
Are you AI? I wish.
Alright, I'm starting over.
This isn't officially out, this isn't the, um, what do you call it?
This isn't the demo.
Enemy shake, screen shake.
Chill buddy.
Alright, we're good here.
These motherfuckers man.
We had a brand new Vampire Survivors.
No point just continue.
Okay.
Oh yeah, cause you unlock a bunch of these other things.
This game is low-key trash, the gameplay is shallow, it came out six minutes ago, sir.
So you've only played the demo.
You might be right, but how do you know?
You wake up in the village, memories of previous adventures fading away, it must have been
a dream, but then why do your clothes smell of roast chicken?
Alright, how the fuck do you play this game again?
Okay, I have 377 gold.
Genaro bell pays. Oh, these are just the different people you can buy and play.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, true, okay.
I'm just going to play the default guy for now.
3 armor when Antonio is played, increased damage time or so when a red card is played?
Oh.
Yeah, I'm going to give him basic.
World map, power-ups.
Oh, okay, this is the overworld currency.
Alright, this is your typical shit.
I can't afford anything.
thing. The only thing I can afford is irrelevant. Increased duration crawlers
stayed by one per rank. I don't know what that means. I don't need anything yet.
Track your unlocks. Okay, this is progression. Settings. Okay, let's go.
Oh, so I think the demo... okay, Village? I think the demo was Mad Forest.
Yeah, cleared. It was just one level.
Inlaid Library. Was it a boat? It was?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember now.
Oh yeah, true.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Add three armor and crawler.
The tip is over damage, but red card is played.
Oh fuck.
Yes!
Oh fuck.
Oh wait, they have to get closer.
Oh, it tells you when they're dead.
Doesn't it tell you when they're about to kill you?
I swear it does.
Oh, I know.
Oh, I thought it tells you.
Whoops.
I should have armored that. Fire, Bible?
Oh, yeah, I did. I want the Bible build and it was opiate shit. I'm gonna do it again. I
Just spam the Bible and it was insane 10% more coins destroyed
Thank you. Oh, there you go
Gain 10% more coins, card burns up on use.
What?
I don't know about that.
Oh wait.
Oh, there's shit you have to hit.
Mash.
Oh, you actually legit have to mash it.
I thought I had to aim.
Alright, we're gonna do a whip battle build.
Okay, hold up.
Let me see.
Wait, I think you might be able to wazda.
Let me see.
10% more coins.
Did you get coin when they die?
So I should use that on death or some shit
Yeah, that card you can buff up. Oh, you actually can was that oh, it's was done to any
Yeah, you can do that
Yeah, you can't do that. Okay
There's like weird shit on the pages
Yes hits twice as hard increases area stat draw card double damage
There it is be any damage feels good man
All right, let's see what we have here.
We can do everything.
Oh, we got wades.
Spinach, double whip.
Easy.
Easy.
Oh, there's a boss as well.
Uh-oh.
Oh, they're all dead.
Okay, okay, okay, I don't really need to use these
Oh shit, he's still alive, but it's fine. He's gonna die here free armor deal 10% more damage
Spinach!
Spinach!
He has a lot of HP dude, what the hell is this?
Nice. 40 damage, adds armor, a mount, fire, one more projectile. Remax health.
Duplicator on the King Bible might not be bad.
You don't use the cards when you play them, you just want to use all the cards, oh, because
they can just pop back up.
Yeah, and Spinach can stack the whole fight.
I think let's try Duplicator.
might stat. Oh it's on one card. A mount stat. Area stat. I guess let's go might. Add 10%
might. Ah, what do we have here? Oh, I can leave and go down, but I'm gonna actually
get everything here. Let's fight everything and see what's up.
To your right! Ah, yes!
Already clearing the whole floor. Duplicator? Actually, no, no, no, no, no. I want to fill
it with just spamming AoE Bibles.
Yes.
I think only the picture frames drop shit.
Oh so this is forever 10 percent.
Alright, now it gives you a might passively.
So you always have the stat.
Oh, nice.
Connect and continue combos.
Okay.
I did notice the combo meter.
What the fuck is this?
Game 3 maxed out this Troy, why not?
Why not?
It's a little heal.
Add 10% luck.
Oh, this is a combo with any card.
Okay, so what's better?
I guess that's the way.
Combo over early luck.
Ah, we're out here.
Another one.
Another one!
What the hell does that- Wait, is this permanent luck?
Oh, so these are actually permanent luck the last outside of the match
Let's see here. Um, do I do the combo or?
Ow!
Okay, I need some heals, man.
That fucking hurt.
I'm already down a shit ton of HP.
Alright.
Oh wait, this guy?
Nice.
Another one.
181 coins. There's a chest all the way down there as well.
I'm gonna take a hit here.
Oh, hit me bro! Alright, they're gonna hit me.
What?!
I have no battle cards.
Alright, let's see. There's a big chest down here.
Return to hand after playing.
Wait, that seems pretty good.
Because I can double hit it.
Before I throw it on a zero, it would probably be better on a zero
Because I might not have one
Draw is better
All right, let's know the draw
Oh
Oh
To your I
I messed up and went to the boss, dude.
I went to the damn boss, bro.
Oh, it's all good, it's all good.
Wait. What? Oh, I got it. This one's it right here. I wonder if the whip is considered
a projectile. Like, do I do the combo or just do the duplicator to then make it so it's
additional? I don't know if it's considered a projectile or not, but they will all die.
Because then you don't get the, it doesn't hit at times two combo.
Alright, I'm a little worried about this.
Uh oh, ow, ow, ow.
draw a card deal fire I'm gonna just I'm gonna just throw draws on all my whips
every way there's a draw it's twice as hard double damage on the Vivals
Draws and double damage
Okay, ouch shit 40 HP and no heals
It'd be nice if you could draw the draw card if you draw the whip card and you just keep drawing it if you could like multi-combo it
Oh fuck, I'm so dead dude. I'm so dead.
What's up boys?
That doesn't really matter.
Ow! Is the candles heels? Is it?
Oh, I actually might die here. Holy shit.
Oh, saved!
Nice, nice.
What the fuck is that?
Oh shows a breakable light sources on the minimap. Oh, that's nice dude
And I miss any I
Don't see shit on the minimap unless that right there is the light behind him
This game sounds like a casino I
Well, I think that's kind of a lull of the gist.
They are the original creators of the Vampire Survivor games, which were basically the OG
dopamine hit.
Welcome.
Ahhhh!
What?
I can't hover over and get some text as to what the fuck it is?
Said it like increases my area of effect damage.
Really?
Spades?
Area?
Oh.
3D card view?
What about this?
Bro, they're not gonna die?
Uh-oh.
Don't do this.
Don't do this, please!
And there's a boss? Oh shit.
I'm gonna get a hollow heart for heals.
Chat, whip or hollow heart? What do I do?
More spinach.
Whip. Alright, all whips.
Okay, okay, okay, moment of truth.
Oh, he's still alive, okay, okay, okay.
Good armor, good armor, ow, you piece of shit.
Ow, okay, he does eight ahead.
Oh, he's dead.
Return, increase, hit twice as hard.
Am I doing this wrong?
The combo system is based off of the mana count, so you do want to light and then whiff.
But if I do a zero, it doesn't...
This is better, but you want to do this, but then it's not a combo unless it goes one-zero.
You do obviously want to use this first to then upgrade your whiff.
I don't know if the combo is only...
Additive.
I don't know.
Like, if I do this...
Oh, fuck, I might die.
Like, a 0-1 damage makes sense, but it doesn't go past the 3x.
It stops at a 2x because there's not a...
Third card in the line. It's the same shit.
Like two zeros isn't a combo you have to do a mana cost higher.
So even though you lose the combo you want to spinach first and then use a lower card.
So is it worth comboing?
Or is it worth popping the spinach early?
Use 0101 to just reset the combo then.
Okay, I guess that's the best way to do it.
Yeah, but then you do 0-1 with whips and spinach doesn't make sense though, because then there's no combo.
Like, this is different. This makes sense.
It won't come.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
There's no combo here.
It will just stay at 1x unless I draw something here.
It will still stay at 1x.
Okay, never mind.
It matters on the card.
You can't do the same card.
i'm still screwed here
i thought those have food in them, it's all coins
shit
i have 12 HP and i have a fight everywhere
oh fuck
Yeah, the little dots are what the thing gives me. No, this is full release.
This came out today.
Um, I might die here. I might die here.
Oh, sorry.
What the fuck? Wait, what just happened? Why did I do no damage?
What just happened?
Okay, see, so here, the duplicator will buff everything.
Yeah, the only thing I can do is, no, because it needs to see, the zero doesn't to exit.
So it's just the second attack you queue it up for.
Oh my god, we got food, finally.
Nice. Wait, hold up. I might as well start 2xing these.
armor on the whip a little defensive yeah I have low HP maybe what is this yeah
that's insane that's huge
at 33 points destroy oh it's a cart okay boss all right well we got to go
through this anyway so
Another dupe. Ah, I might stick with the basic bitch build.
I'm just gonna go basic bitch and just stick with, um...
Oh my god.
more spinach or another duplicator or a hollow heart just to passively hopefully heal
as an upgraded area card like a flashy and shit
I could try I could try the area stat on the whip it's only like 10 or 20% add 10% area
it's kind of insignificant 10% seems like nothing
save. Okay, we can clear.
I'm on a bag! I'm on a bag!
Oh, wow.
Add armor on the whip.
I lost the combo there.
Okay, dude, I think I'm dead on this floor.
I think I'm dead.
And I don't think any of these actually give me anything good.
A duplicator.
A duplicator.
Yeah, these don't give you HP, so it's kinda like, do I just rush the boss, or maybe they
drop something?
I hope for a level up, but then get no HP.
Mmmmm.
Do I hit level 12, and hopefully take no heart damage?
boss was gonna fucking two-tap me that's the problem here whatever maybe I can
one-tap this shit
Yeah, I'm bad. I don't know why that did no damage.
I'm about to get the hollow heart.
That's the only relevant- that actually kind of worked.
Oh my god, it doesn't heal you.
Just add some of the pool of shit.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Maybe, but uh-huh, it's over. GG. It's over, bruh.
Welcome.
Oh, you can, oh, you can redraw the whip.
There's no combo here.
Oh my, I'm dead. I am so dead.
Oh, I'm so dead.
Jokes, over! You're dead!
Double shit ass duplicator.
Yeah, he's gonna- he's gonna hit me for like, 8 damage.
Oh wait, whoa, I'm alive.
Oh my god, really?
I'm still fucked.
Yeah, he's gonna want to have me here.
Or not.
time out there.
Okay.
He's going to hit me for nine! I didn't even see that! I was focusing on the cards.
I didn't even need the armor.
Come back when you have cards with gem slots or cash.
Out to take coins instead.
Oh, okay, sure.
Um, I'm not gonna have any of that.
There it is!
I can go back to the camp. There's no way to survive here, it's over.
This is apparently the Turculous Run.
Because if I survive this, maybe.
Okay, bro, how much how much
Why not relics
Find the Bomba and Fresnel Relic Wait, can you deactivate these or something?
Active?
You can shut them off?
Alright, what do I want here, 20% luck?
He'll 1 HP per rank after each encounter.
Or might.
Or luck.
Add 1 armor per rank.
wall of 72 I can't even afford that.
Alright, we're gonna go into Luck Build, YOLO.
Oh, I can't.
824.
Refund Power Ups.
There we go.
Double Luck.
Antonio unlocks.
difficulty mad forest oh shit whoops let me go back
exit the village new character
Add 2 Amel, oh wait he's 550, I could try her.
Add 15 XP when Amelda is played, gain 1 XP growth when a yellow card is played.
So what do you guys think of the choice oh so he has no magic is not to be feared I
I can try her. She's bad?
Time for adventure.
Sure.
Bro, I swear I loaded into the wrong map again. What the fuck is this?
Can I load into the wrong map again?
Furious forest.
Oh, wait a minute!
Oh! Oh, and there's two levels!
Oh, so this is...
Oh, okay. I'll go here.
Oh, yeah, you know what I should have spin it
What if I make it so all my whips add armor new bill new bill
New bill
Oh my god, I have nothing here.
There's nothing.
It doesn't even matter.
But I protected myself.
Yeah, how much does this add to armor?
Like, that's pretty good.
I should have spinach.
What's up, this?
Oh, I'm gonna get this.
Oh the spinach never mind, never mind. The spinach only adds on the level. Time to hit,
I'm not aware for the Bible. I'm going to do a similar build but have a little more defense
because it was clearing.
This guy has a bunch of shit around him.
The armor build?
Yeah, look at all that armor right there.
whoa wait disarm feel 10 damage to the front row disarm
more armor because I have no damage
High chance of preventing a single enemy attack.
That sounds insane.
Yo, that sounds really good.
Nice, now I'm getting some good shit here.
That fed me more than the whole previous run.
I don't want to fight the boss yet.
Yeah, I have a combo breaker.
Literally a combo breaker.
Return increases amount stat.
Return the garlic.
Double garlic return.
Honestly, double damage on that would have been better.
That does not matter.
We came back, hello.
Dude, a garlic Bible build would be insane.
Well, I feel like I need one more mana
What is this a lot the fortune tellers Arkana tent in the village. Oh shit, that's big
Whatever that does.
I'm assuming this adds one mana for the whole time, right?
Wait, it's only one mana for the turret, lol.
Yes!
Yeah, so I I mean I'll use it. I mean I can always get it back, but it doesn't matter
Chess zero one one zero. Oh, do I do a one zero one right?
One zero one is seems to always be the
Yeah, this man. This is this map is way way better than whatever the fuck the previous one was this is giving me everything
This doesn't matter
Does not matter
Yeah, this doesn't I kid
Good garlic is crazy dude
I might get another joint another whip here
In this game it seems like you want to play your whole hand and the cards will come back.
Even though I used that I could get it again.
101?
Alright, I think I fucked up.
Ow.
Maybe.
This is pure zeros.
He's still alive. Shit.
See, it did come back.
Ow, motherfucker!
I am an average strunger!
Yes!
On the side!
Tank! Easily tank!
101! 101!
Attack!
Yes!
The thing is, I stick on a 1x combo.
None of this matters.
You know, this build side, this build kinda works.
It's decently tanking right now.
I
Believe
I don't know what the chances on the garlic return is, but it seems insanely massive.
Double damage on the king's bible or draw a card.
Double damage on that.
You get a garlic build with returns and it just keeps returning.
I'm gonna go for this first.
What am I doing?
I went to the, oh my god, I thought it was a structure.
It was a structure you break.
Uh oh.
I'll be fine.
That's right, I'll be fine.
Okay.
Okay, it's okay. It's okay, it's fine. It does not matter.
I have a strong build, I believe.
So like, I want this to be...
This is gonna kill the combo because it's gonna act like a 1 unless... Yeah, it doesn't matter.
because this is a wild I can make it a one and then actually wait one that
technically two now is it worth garlicking again or making this a two
combo and then I mean zero one zero zero one zero or one zero zero
The 1-0 doesn't make it a 2x combo though, it just is a flat 10% and keeps it at 1.
Um...
I'm gonna do the hollow heart.
more armor
Why not?
Ow
He's gonna hit me for four
I'm not gonna get the Bible back so it doesn't really matter.
This is why gaming's dead.
You think so?
Okay, all my whips give me armor now.
Battle Pass Enjoyer.
Is this better than the demo?
I mean, it's the same gist, it's just going to be more content, right?
Yeah, how about a fucking heel?
How about a fucking heel, brother?
Can I have one turkey?
one turkey please okay these are all ones low I'm gonna take a poor hit here
which I don't want to do 50 damage verse 12 10 10 10 12 this arm return
doesn't matter this isn't early access this is out actually it might be early access
How much damage? Oh, it doesn't matter.
Oh, is this 1.0?
Double armor? Very nice.
Good. I'm glad it is. Early access is fucking annoying sometimes.
especially when it's for like a smaller game hand increase number of cards
Dell at the starter trick oh that's good if I have the mana to compensate
Okay, wait hold on.
Boom boom.
I swear this always returns.
That should always fucking returns.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, it's all hot. Oh, it is a hundred percent return. Oh, well
I thought it was like a chance
I'm gonna take six damage here and only have one thing that will give me armor
I'm just thinking do I do this no we didn't need any spinach there farm
do I add the wand do I add the wand
Can you combine cards, you can.
Farewell.
Farewell.
Alright, so far this is some pretty good ass damage.
Draw card, hit twice as hard.
Oh, perfect.
Alright, we're almost cleared the map.
Four hits.
Nice.
We'll take that.
Just more damage.
Alright, time to fuck this up.
BAAAAAAAARGH!
Whoa! Oh shit, I almost ended the turn by accident.
This is passive.
All right we're good it doesn't matter I don't have to tell you though I am
progressing in the game all right
How did I not see a game over? I see a game playing.
Alright I could do damage here but I don't want to take a hit.
90 24
All right
Seven oh, I'm gonna take a little damage here
The empty Tom doesn't matter
All right, I'm gonna get hit here for sure
Whatever
Okay
was that wrong? was that wrong? was that wrong?
I'm
Mmmmm.
As you're telling me it's always 0 then 1.
Even if you have the fucking spinach, even if you have the spinach, you're still going
zero one.
Okay.
Oh, he's dead.
Okay, okay, fine, fine, fine.
Do I take the fire?
I'm gonna go with more armor.
Okay.
Okay, okay, fine, fine, fine!
Do I take the firewall?
I'm going to go with more armor.
We'll catch that here.
Yeah, way healthier this time, coming down here.
Oh we have nothing here anyways.
Oh, yeah, this is what I was looking for, I was a questioner.
Oh
Very nice
This is a mobile game, it could be a mobile game.
Yeah, I need one more. Oh, there it is. Yes. Thank you. Thank you so much. Another choose
or reward. Another garlic. This could run on the phone, but who gives a shit? A lot of
really good PC games can run on the phone. It doesn't take away from the fact that they're
good games.
Nope.
Hmm.
Need more weapons? Yeah, you must have locked more later.
She got what I do.
Another anti-toe maybe? Or maybe now I add the wand for a little more damage.
We'll try it. Maybe the wand will be like the small amount of damage I need to progress
or something.
It's going to be like the one hit ends up being the execute and then it hits twice as
hard so it's like a nuke one
wait G plays all of them but you have to care about the order of the cars the
cards. That just played all of them. Does that auto play them completely?
Stronger! You're a wizard, Ari!
You're strong, Ari!
You're strong, Ari!
Bye bye.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Doesn't really matter
I just hit G a couple of times. That was not worth pressing. All I did was take damage.
Ow. Yeah, the wand is gonna need... The wand is kinda potato. Sacrifice cards of the correct
color to unlock. No, please. Okay. Return to hand after playing draws a card. Do I do
another garlic return I'm probably not gonna have enough mana or draw card
increases the mount stat or just
huh let's try a mount stat
I threw.
I threw.
Yes!
Oh
You know it doesn't really matter here
Alright, well, nice.
We didn't even need the wand.
Alright, what was that?
Draw one card, destroy a vacuum.
boss fight. Okay. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Oh yeah, I remember this boss.
Oh, I might level up here too.
Antonio!
Another garlic.
No damage yet.
Oh my god
Hold up, hold up am I doing this right right?
Yeah, 512 on the hit 512 on the hit
It's where it's just going garlic here not spinach and then just ending
Okay, how he's dead?
Adds armor, hits twice as hard on the garlic, area stat, I could do all area stat, but that
has to be better. Ultimate drummer is out tomorrow. I may or may not play it. It's
gonna be 0-1-1-1. Ow. These are pure zeros. Yeah, none of those matters here. Well, that
matter. I will take this.
Okay.
I'll be good here.
Yeah, the Bible does more damage than garlic when it's a kill shot.
Time.
Ouch, plus two, plus two.
I'll tank all this.
All ones.
Well, can't do anything about it.
27th. Alright, nice.
Um, 34. I don't need a bit of armor.
You're not gonna kill so get armor, armor only lasts the turn.
hand by one bracer how much damage to I'm good
Oh, yeah, I'm good here.
What the hell?
Oh my god, Bing upgrades.
Wow!
Sacrifice a card to get permanent stat boosts.
What in the shit?
What do I get here, boys?
What do I do here?
All right, I see you guys are experts at video games. What do I get here, bro? What am I sacrificing I?
Think I literally sacrificed this card and it permanently gives me a plus one
And this will make it so I sacrifice on all my armor cards or a plus two
All right, let's see.
Yup.
Yup.
My moth, my moth, my moth, my moth, my moth, my moth, my moth, my moth, my moth, my moth, my moth, my moth, my moth, my moth.
To your aid!
Creep it!
Yes!
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Hey? Oh, shit. Ow.
Just to cover the damage.
126.
Alright, now we're chillin', now we're chillin'.
Um...
How much damage? 7?
All ones low 48
3 damage.
Huh, that was a 1 tap there.
Nice.
Oh, there's so much to clear on this map.
I have to use this as a 0.
But it works out for the timing.
What the fuck?
Holy shit.
Well, damage nuke inbound?
Oh my, dude, what have I found myself in?
What the hell is this?
I'm getting shit on right now.
10 damage hit.
Oh my god, the duplicator on the magic wand, so it just hits everybody in the front row
that's where the magic wand would be so strong.
Yeah, when you die, you die-die.
Yeah, you're dead-dead.
Nope. Completely dead.
Yup.
You're dead-dead.
You can get another bracer.
Very nice.
What the fuck?
Dude.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? Dude.
Are you kidding me right now? The game literally is trying to end my run.
This is a scripted fuck you. You've gone too far. You need to die to upgrade to continue again because I'm a roguelite, you piece of shit.
Okay, here we go.
Oh my god
Okay stop moving now stop moving
Ince are you kidding me he's instantly gonna hit me for 15 and I have shit cards against this what?
And he wasn't disarmed, JJ.
JJ.
Why would you do this?
What a joke, bro. Why the fuck is this even a thing?
Oh wait, he backed up at Liz.
A hundred eighty-five armor by the way.
I mean I might as well hit him with the wand but I already have the combo right here.
Okay.
Oh this isn't super bad.
All right, nice, getting lots of armor in a turn.
I think that was the right combo right there.
300 hit on the magic wand
Right
oh my god I disarmed him save
I
Know I
Deal armor is damaged when played
Deal armor is damaged run played
It has good synergy
But like I don't get I get like maybe ten to five armor
Maybe I just put these kind of suck balls move it just cash out
Right cash out here
All right, very nice. Boom boom boom boom. 15 damage. Ow. Really?
This is gonna hurt. Oh my fucking god, dude
Yeah, I don't know how I feel about these bracers
Just because it always draws nine damage
To your right
I think so I think
Just to get this out of the way oh he's dead
Oh shit buddy
Increase areas stat. What do we do here?
I'm getting to the alive so many cards now, so maybe yeah, I just do this and hit it on guard
Double mana card
More splash fuck I was hoping for a turkey. I have no HP
i think i'm fucking dead here if i this might be where i die
high chance of death here
it depends on how i pulled is
I might take this and just pop it on armor.
I could do a shit ton of damage here or pop it on armor.
I think I'll be fine though if I do this or yeah, I'm good.
Good
Okay
how much damage what the fuck I didn't mean to do that but it worked
it's all about that combo on the armor dude are you kidding me another bracer
this guy's like blocking some shit I can't tell this is a mini boss it's a mini
boss isn't it? Eight damage? Uh oh. Shit. Nice. I think I stopped their attack. 13 damage.
All ones.
Saved.
Welcome.
Oh, fuck me!
If I had the W here, I could go crazy on the Gold Armor.
Ten arm get now.
If I had a W here, I could go crazy on the Gold Armor.
10 Armged now.
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh.
Ow!
Come on, Damage!
My strength is your shield.
My strength is your shield.
My strength is your shield.
My strength is your shield.
Alrighty!
Attack!
Attack!
Two damage.
Gonna play it.
Okay, give me something good here. Oh my fucking god, where are the turkeys?
That was the last potential heal before the boss fight
All right, what do I do here? Do I go for this and risk it or just go to the boss?
I'm not sure man. The boss is gonna hit for like 30 a hit
There might be a heal here, but I don't know if this actually is a heal spot
YOLO
All right, let's see
Seven oh to your aid
Adds armor. Zero add armor actually doesn't sound that bad. Or another king's vibe, I'm
I'm gonna do it, because I keep seeing this, it's always there, so it's a zero armor at least.
I'm gonna pretend that makes sense.
Okay.
Buddy, drop a fucking turkey please, you shit.
He doesn't do a lot of damage.
Oh, I got a thousand coins.
Oh, wait, and turkey!
Oh my fucking god!
Yo, what is this luck?
Is this luck even doing anything?
Cosmetic ass luck?
Oh, I kinda screwed that up.
I could have done some crazy shit here.
But, whatever.
Like, I could go too, but it doesn't matter.
Hi, there's...
Oh, I mean, with a 3, there's still a hit.
Do I do a 40% for the rest of the match, or hit it with a 1?
True.
Oh my god.
Oh, the bracer is actually crazy.
I didn't realize you could do insane shit like that.
I
Don't always how much aid
How much armor? I don't need armor. I could just kill him.
to your right. Yes! He'll be great right now, but that's not going to happen.
If I could get that Bracer on a boss, it would be nice.
Okay, 12 HP, no heals, boss fight, I believe.
Oh, if I had the W card, it would be amazing.
Nine damage right out the gate.
Ow.
And then all zeros.
Fuck.
This is gonna be a total of five armor against n-
I instantly hit it, take a hit.
Unless I'm, hold up.
Oh wait, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Okay, 10 damage.
Alright, alright, alright.
Another 10 damage.
I may have messed that one up.
A lot of damage here.
Another bracer dude? Holy shit man.
I'm gonna go with armor cause I'm scared.
Oh, I will actually kill him right there.
All right buddy 13 damage you piece of shit
I should have done Antonio first whoops
Okay, we covered the damage 467.
Nice, okay, and he 13 damage still, but I think I'm fine.
Eight damage.
I
Three sixty nine zero hit
This is one of those things which is interesting so I could combo this I do
893 or just hit him with a zero one X it doesn't matter three
So that I mean why the fuck would I not do this?
I feel like the the wand prolonged is better
I use...
I
Did
Yo, holy shit, man. Is that it? What? There's another floor? Wow. Hold up, guys. I got the
the
still no turkey and this luck is bullshit this lock is BS it is B
Alright, alrighty, alrighty, you game.
Done with that situation.
I messed that up.
Alright, we're gonna do a 5 damage.
0, 2, 1, 2, nope.
Yeah, the Wild Cards are actually crazy.
Oh shit, uh-oh.
Hi, I'm fine.
I was about to take a bunch of damage.
Seems like this build has come alive.
I'm able to fend off most of the attacks.
My strength is your shield.
off the majority of the attacks here. Read that? As I'm actually maybe about to
die. Oh, pop. No.
There you go. Balloon pop. I have to pop a balloon.
Oh wait, deal 6 damage, burns enemies out of this turn, Santa water?
Three?
That might be insane, but three is a shit ton.
That is so much, I don't even know about that.
No, cuz then this is just gonna be a frozen card slot.
I feel like I don't want to change anything.
Duplicator.
I'm scared of change right now.
I feel like I'm very fragile.
Until I get healed at least once, I'm very fragile.
Oh!
Sacrifice a card to restore HP.
Fuck this one.
Holy shit saved.
Alright now I feel good.
I feel good now.
Oh feels good man.
Feels better nice.
Zero, one.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Do I do a 0-1-W?
I fucked up.
I messed up, whatever.
Just tank the hit.
It doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
matter.
Okay, it's kind of a shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt.
Can we take those?
I should have 1-0-1-0, that was dumb, but whatever.
Did I seriously just take a shit ton of damage?
Okay.
I thought I was completely protected.
Yep.
Yeah, but 9 is still a lot. It's a lot of damage still.
Okay.
All still alive.
To your aid.
I said yes.
What the fuck?
These guys got some HP here.
This guy, this mummy has a lot of HP.
16 damage.
Holy fuck.
alive oh shit are none of you dead
all right we're good we're good we're good
okay okay
My strength is yours, yes!
Now this is a heavy mob set.
Okay, dude, they really want me to get Santa water.
water I feel like it's bullshit no I don't do three is too much unless I have
like four or five mana three is way too much
I
Very nice
Give me the loot!
Money damage, jarluk!
All right, I'm protected all right all right ding-dong ding
All right, I'm chillin'
All righty
the cards, friend. Deal the cards.
Uh-oh. These mummies are actually kind of scary.
Oh, shit. I'm going to take... Oh, wait. No, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
All good all good
All right we're protected there yes
We're chillin, we're chillin' there!
Very nice!
11 damage.
Uh, 1111, no, no, no.
We don't want the spinach.
They called the damage off.
Oh, now they're gonna hit me like a fucking truck.
Now they're trying to hit me like a truck.
Dude, this build is actually very, very nice.
I guess so much armor and I dish out a shit ton of damage
I gotta save! I gotta save! I passed the dead test too.
another whip or another two or not another two or whatever
what a bad man then there is you bro there is you only
there is you only bro
that was a long battle
for one guy
really triple
All right, apparently food is very scarce because there's not shit. Wow, games
are trying to kill me for a while now. I did not appreciate this.
12 armor build.
Oh fuck!
Oh my god, they're trying to murder me.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
No.
Okay, I think the only way to get max armor out of this is a 0-1-2 or do I do a 0-1-2
Oh, wait, I'm good. Oh my god. I'm good. I'm good.
Oh, wow. That whole front... Okay, these are Witcher mummies.
I say, and now I'm gonna take a hit. Fuck.
No! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice, nice.
Like I said, these mummies are not like the elite one.
Oh shit
Alright, let's see.
Garlic amount greater than times two?
Are you saying like just spamming garlics is better than trying to go for the multiplier
damage rise it seems like?
of your garlic increases a mouth.
All right, very nice hold
Hold!
Yes!
Alright, we're chilling!
Oh, shit!
Um...
I could pop this!
Alright nice. Yeah, I gotta see when I pull the amount one I'll look. I'm not noticing it.
Okay, let's see here.
Shit, I got hit. Fuck.
Increases number of projectiles. Is that what this is?
You're saying do that one first?
You're sit- Wait, when am I popping that one?
If I could just pop one of these right now.
So it has double chance of disarming?
Or I could just literally kill three of them, though.
Oh, so, perma buffs the rest with the amount is what you're saying.
Oh, true.
So now it buffs the other darlings.
Yeeeah.
So I'm always going to have the ring, the duplicator effect.
Okay, okay.
Blindwipe.
Oh yeah, I didn't realize this went out of mouth.
Okay, okay!
Fought the Mitch!
Holy shit, that was a lot.
I
Mean this guy's gonna die here, please
What the hell is that?
What is that card?
823 wants that.
Dude, how am I still alive, bros?
673 with this build?
I thought I would have gotten...
Right.
the garlic bible bill doesn't say
the garlic bible
here's good bread there
You know what I'm gonna leave the rest for you guys but absolutely phenomenal gameplay
All right, let's see here, five wins.
Was there another game out there that came out today?
No.
I think we might hit up some Suica boys.
Let's see who's in the online universe.
I did see the black flag.
Leaks I did.
I did.
I don't know if they were real.
I don't know if we ever confirmed if those are real or not.
I'm not sure.
Yo, why does it kinda just like, point your number of surrenders there, just like, right there in front of everybody?
I regret surrendering now one time, okay?
But why you gotta fuckin' display it for the whole world to see when I surrendered once out of...
How many matches?!
Who the fuck designed this shit?!
Tryna actually do psychological damage.
I think I wanted to surrender.
There's a chance.
There's a chance.
If that I need, there's a chance.
Oh, fucking wayna!
Oh, fuck it way back!
Dude, that would happen.
My concern is this ass cherry. That is my concern at the moment.
I might be able to make these lemons connect and they're not going to connect anymore.
Holy shit, okay.
Oh my, oh my, oh my.
That's going to lemon on the other side.
Oh shit, I'm thinking here. I'm thinking how I'm gonna build this.
Okay, whatever. It's fine, because I can do this.
And that was the worst possible thing that just happened.
Oh my god, the way it fell was not how it was supposed to happen.
Please...
Whatever, I'm in this, maybe Evan then still doesn't-
Oh my god, it missed it!
This game's actually a piece of shit.
Wow.
Okay.
They're all smushing each other.
Me, dude.
Why does that always, why can't you tumble to the other direction?
Okay.
All right, it took a little bit of time, but you know, I got there, I got there.
Oh, I should have dropped that apple sooner.
And I kind of dropped that in a different direction.
Okay, I'm gonna try to make a quick Kirby here.
Uh, okay, that's fine.
No, now it's kinda ruined.
Now it's extremely ruined.
I don't think these are gonna connect.
Wow.
Dude, I swear this piece of shit game had a fucking physics patch.
Holy fuck.
Dude has a watermelon.
Yeah.
This is where you surrender.
There
Yep.
We're still in, boss. We're still in.
We're still doing this.
Oh my god, if that dropped down and became something that would be incredible.
Okay.
That would literally be a lemon right there, but I have to close the gap.
Whatever.
Shit.
Shit.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Ooh, ooh-doo, ooh-doo, ooh-doo.
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
Oh, interesting, interesting.
I think we actually have this one in the books, boys.
Feels good.
I don't see how to fuck this up,
Which was good.
Oh!
There it is, boys. There it is.
I don't even got to update the WList there.
Ssssh!
Next!
Buddy, do you fucking sleep?
same guy plays this game to fall asleep
I
Okay, we're going to have to do some stuff here, we can Kirby this, that other thing
Nothing is not coming back, but...
Okay, shh... oof, good.
Oh yes. Oh yes.
Actual God-tier Lodge. It doesn't get better than this.
And same Lodge, unless some bad shit happens.
Very nice.
Alright we gotta do the tech.
There it is boys.
Nice fucking lag bro.
What is this connection?
It's a fucking fruit game.
How do you have a thousand MS on a fruit game?
Nintendo, I swear to god bro.
Fucking movies. Amigos.
God, I got the whole fucking market under your fucking thumb.
You can't just make some good ass multiplayer, you fucks.
Holy shit.
Oh yeah, this guy's gaming right now.
Hold on, this guy's gaming.
All right chill tell me this is gonna connect. Okay, okay
All good all good save we got our lemon our apple oh my god apple saved itself
That sucks
That one sucks, ass.
I gotta do some tech and leave the apples.
Whoa.
I might be able to get an apple from this side and if it bounces.
Ooh.
That's so dumb.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Please.
You're kidding, brother.
You're kidding. The watermelons right there, man.
If I have like a pop situation still nothing holy shit
She's made it worse.
Oh, no.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
We were popping off!
You know what, Sharer?
You're a dumpster, Suica.
That doesn't even count.
Bro, this game requires nothing to run.
And it crashes.
I better not have lowered my elo, bro.
Oh yeah, check your communication environment!
Fuck you!
Check your fucking servers!
My environment is fine!
The Lodge, Random Tomato, actually works out very, very nicely.
Because now I can perfectly do this and holy fuck. Okay, that's fine. That works.
All good. All good, Apple. Very nice.
Insanely fast pineapple situation, now fast apple, holy shit, fastest lemon, I would love
I want to tumble this lemon down, but I'm not gonna.
Okay.
I mean...
If that did pop, it wouldn't be that bad.
This whole thing might drop.
This would be a nice curvy.
I don't think this will kill me.
That looks dumb here, right?
Shit!
Shit!
Look at my fucking...
Look at my head!
look at my goddamn area here clean neat not a savage piece of shit you know I
keep the environment nice you know I know what I'm doing
Did you have this fucking guy on the left? Holy shit.
Oh man.
Oh my god. Go left!
Oh, okay, okay. This is bad.
Because if this causes it to tumble...
Go back, bro. Go back. Go back.
I have such a beautiful connection here if this doesn't mess up.
There it is, boys.
There it is.
Absolute cinema right there.
Holy shit.
Wow.
Wow.
Alright, now we just build.
Now we just build, now we just casually just build up.
We casually build up now.
I thought that was going to happen with the apple and that fucking sucks.
Don't we clutch?
This game needs Void!
Hold up.
Hold up.
Oh.
please bro don't you see me bro please no
plug it in man come on Nintendo you're plugged directly into the fucking
switch
How do you connect wirelessly, but plunge your erroring out?
Oh my god, there goes another game.
Yeah, no shit, LR.
Thank god. Holy fuck, you're still playing? Alright.
Oh, you're lucky you didn't Kirby.
That Kirby would have been beautiful right there.
This is kind of awkward right now.
Oh, I was hoping that didn't happen.
Really?
Okay.
The problem is this is going to curbie and not connect.
Okay, buddy call it a day. What are you doing over there?
Oh
Nice
If this curvy fucking kills me, oh my god.
The weight shift is pushing curvy up.
And there it is, brother.
Shoo!
Two-oh!
Maybe I'll ride a guide.
I don't know what to do.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
Maybe, maybe.
Possibly, possibly.
Maybe.
Red. Red like a book. Red that shit. I knew it was gonna drop like that. I knew it. I fucking knew it.
Wait for the settling, wait for the settling, and the dropage, the dropage, the tomatoing,
A cherry. Of course it's a fucking tomato. Um, saved. Wow.
You can't pixel any harder. Okay.
All right, we have to work around the situation here, but I clutched up.
We've clutched up. We have a nice little area here that of course that bounced out of.
This doesn't bounce when the apple stays, okay.
Okay.
There it is, boys.
Holy shit, man.
God damn.
God damn.
Okay, I'm building, and I'm regretting, but I'm not regretting any longer, okay.
We're gonna start removing the double cherry.
Instead of giving up the cherries, give me one.
I need a strawberry.
We're building up?
Hot it?
I'll build again.
I might regret this, hold up.
That fucking sucks, okay.
Really?
I wonder if I can make this move, but we got an apple...
Okay, that's fine.
This is going to compact...
I could build on either side, for connection.
Alright, I need to build these out, ASAP.
Oh, shit.
Saved?
They're going all in here.
Uh, regret. Instant regret. Holy shit, instant. This is why you shovel all the garbage to the other side!
Right, that is why.
Come on, man!
Fuck me, now I'm just shoveling shit.
I have to get it out of there. Ah, it's just lodging it further.
Unless?
Holy shit.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That's fine.
That's good.
That's good.
Get those grapes.
Good connect.
Amazing.
Entry.
Okay.
Okay.
This is gonna lemon, but I'm gonna have a problem.
That might be okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's see.
Hmm.
Wow! Okay, sure sure.
Oh, we're just dropping this shit all over the place.
Interesting.
I could quickly lemon this, but I'm worried.
Okay.
I can make a connection here now.
No, it's a fucking tomato!
Are you double tomato?
I don't, I need to, that whole area needs to not, oh shit.
If this apples there's gonna be a gap
I'm I need to try something here. I need a grape. I'm farming for a grape
And this game's giving me tomatoes this person piece of shit
Wow
Okay, I actually think that clutched it.
There it is.
Okay, we're good.
That's what I needed.
I needed the collapse.
I needed the collapse.
Apple Apple Lemon.
Apple Apple Lemon.
Apple Apple Lemon.
Apple Apple Lemon.
Apple Apple Lemon.
Lemon? This is another I could lemon this?
The problem is I need the apple.
I need that middle apple, so...
Oh wow, potentially saved.
It's all good.
Wow, fuck you.
I think I won anyways
Connect this shit for the satisfaction
And then easy boys
Hey, baby, is he boy?
Hey, baby, is he boy?
Oh, no, brother.
All right, all right, all right.
What else?
Who else is out there?
Who else is out there?
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Jason, Jason.
The zero percent is just gonna be you, bro. That's just you, man. That's just you, dude.
You gotta embrace the zero, bro. You just gotta embrace it.
That's just life, dude. It's just life.
If we didn't have the zero, we wouldn't have anything. We need zero. It's an important number.
But out of zero, there's no one.
There's no number.
Oh my god.
That is going to be a fucking war in the future.
Unwarded.
That was good.
Yo, turn into a lemon and I fuck my father!
I want to be mad at this fell down.
It would not be bad, instead of being separated, but that's not going to happen.
The apple might wiggle down and fall, but the other one seems lodged.
Can we do it?
Okay.
I'm heavily...
Oh, okay.
I farmed the tomato.
Very nice.
There are some fusion reactions that can happen here.
Massive fusion reactions.
I really need this to drop down that's a win right there that's a win right
there you stop communicating as in he didn't know what else to say as in he
didn't know what else to press. That's a win. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Easy clap,
Easy clap.
Technically, his score is higher.
Okay, bro.
All right, who's next? Oh, here we fucking go.
I'm being matched with Japan now because my elo is so high. It's all good. You guys wouldn't understand
No, don't worry about it
Let me see
Very nice very nice
I would love that apple, but it's all good.
Looks like we're doing the Upstrat again.
It's been working out until it doesn't.
Yeah, we're gonna...
I need this lemon to drop.
I don't think it's gonna happen though, so maybe I do a fusion here.
Assuming I can actually balance the fruit.
Assuming I can actually balance the fruit.
Okay.
Wow.
All right.
Oh, it's going to push it down.
Wow.
There's a bit of a situation here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, Kirby's come on!
Oh, what?
No.
Okay, okay, okay.
This is code red at the moment.
Code red situation.
Okay, code blue, code blue, code blue.
I'm in!
Okay, this guy's got his bitch ass watermelon, okay man, we get it dude, we get it, all right?
I'm so off!
I'll be there soon!
I'm in!
Okay man, we get it dude, we get it, all right?
Fucking show off.
I'll be there soon.
No!
My fruit just flies, flies the hell away.
I have no control over that.
What's up, bro?
What's up, dude?
Okay, okay.
Very nice, very nice.
Ooh, lemon.
All right, okay, okay, okay.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I kind of threw, but maybe not.
Okay, okay, pretty good, pretty good.
That's fine.
That's a little shitty.
That's super shitty.
Oh, connect! Connect and it's not shitty anymore!
Fuck! That sucks, ass. I have to dodge the...
Hmm... Okay.
I'm worried.
Nooo, I had a feeling that was gonna happen.
It's moving!
Oh my god, they're gravitating!
They're gravitating!
Nice.
Okay.
Fuck you.
Okay
Why?
And GG.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
It's this great push that Tomato would be amazing, but that's not going to happen.
I
Oh, man.
Fuck, man!
He's like bouncing angles and shit.
What was he doing?
What are you doing?
Come on brother, come on brother.
She had read that.
He knows the bouncing mechanic.
No way.
Not some playing some street fighter tonight?
Um, I didn't think about doing that at all.
Imagine the pun.
I need some warm up into the fighting games, usually getting into like the chaining of
attacks is difficult with the timing.
Hi boys, we're gonna do some Geogaster or something, I just gotta take a shit.
Hold on, I gotta take a dump right now, hold the thought, hold the thought.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Sorry about that boys
There's so many games out there to play right now like what bro like what tell me right now
Tell me right now like this one of us to play. Oh
Yeah, lucky tower ultimate. Oh, yeah
I'm on good man. I'm on good. Yeah, true. Lucky tower was good was out there. All right,
let's start off good here. Start off beautiful here. Vibe check in.
I feel like we're in Germany there's like what Coleman yeah that's fucking
Germany brother that's that Germany Austria shit oh you're already there oh
look at you buddy you a world traveler you motherfucker oh wait the sound no is
Is that li- Oh shit, you're right.
Ahhhh.
Yeah, no, we were not finding that shit.
You gotta zoom in insane amounts to find that.
Like who the fuck is gonna find that?
Nobody.
I'm going with Malaysia. I forgot which Southeast Asian country drives on the right
I forgot. I think it's Malaysia.
I don't know if Indonesia drives on the right.
Is it Malaysia?
Okay, holy shit man.
Indonesia drives on the right as well.
Okay, but...
Brat, Ridskola.
Rall, Strompet.
You know what?
I'm feeling Sweden.
Right off the gate, I'm feeling the Swede.
I'm feeling the Swede.
I don't think that that what is that like a rotary or some shit I don't think brought
means anything I don't think that's where we are I don't think that's a place but it
could be a place but I don't know I'm just gonna call it here I fucking moving
oh wait on Joe isn't that Oslo what's on Joe okay never mind never mind where's
on show oh there it is troll hot and okay dude these guys just micro shitting on me right now
oh wow this is fucking beautiful bro god damn
god damn baldal
I'm kind of feeling Norway, Sweden, Finland again, but I don't know.
should have gone the other way. I'm gonna, I'm actually thinking this is
Norway right now. I'm more towards Norway.
What did that say? Langdahl? Langdahl?
Don't bash! Don't be a don't bash!
Don't be, don't bite.
I'm not sure.
Longbow look probably means like bus or some shit.
I think that literally means bus stop.
I'm gonna just go out of Wim and think this is, the thing is Norway has a shit set of
mountains and they're in the mountains so it could be here and it could be north.
So it's kind of like a Gamba, a Gamba Reno here.
Give me something, alright.
T.S. 2.5x damage so even a micro hit is going to hurt now.
Come on buddy.
I'm gonna travel a little bit then just flip a coin
You know what who the fuck is you know, they could they could be here you're traveling on out of Oslo
You go to the national parks
You know
Or you travel up north
All the way I saw a guy hitchhiking
No fucking way. He's he's literally on the road
Oh my god! Ow!
The dude found the 63. Shit, that was an obvious fucking road.
Of course.
Of course, buddy.
I'm gonna yellow this shit north of Kazakhstan.
Fuck you, I'm not traveling on the road. I am finding shit I'm completely terrible at anything Krillik related. I'm so bad.
Elven Ring reportedly A24's most ambitious budget over a hundred million dollars.
Is this the highest budget?
budget? Is this the highest budget? Um, A24? Movie? Oh my god. Really? You know what,
vibe checking? I think this is Chile. No, no, no, no, no, this is Bolivia. I am going
pure are the on the r and jesus massive crit hit
fuck this guy
come on man
dude they just shit on me every round dude
every single round.
You really need to make it so you can hold down W and it makes you go faster.
Even though you can't hold down space bar.
All right, we are somewhere in Africa, I think it's Southern Hemisphere, and that takes out
a lot of things.
Why? Why? Why?
New to the back just to everyone has a jibata.
What's a jibata?
Jibata? Everyone's got a jibata?
You don't have a jibata then you're not everyone.
Okay, they have fucking rickshaws here.
Southern Hemisphere, I'm not seeing. Bro, tell me something. Gold world.
Come on, brother. Come on, brother.
Your faith jeweleries Delta state government use your spell Delta
state government fuck this guy right here friends Eric
Delta State what what the fuck is the Delta State
God damn it.
Okay, wow.
Apparently, it was the Northern Hemisphere.
Right.
All right, we're in Indonesia, Indonesia, Malaysia.
I'm not really sure where, so right there.
Of course.
And, ugh.
Come on, bro.
I'm Eric I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
Brunswick, Missouri.
No way I'm finding this shit.
No fucking way.
I could try looking for the road and going off of that.
of
Okay.
He knows, he knows.
There's no way you're 700 and you can't identify Vietnamese.
I mean, uh, not Vietnamese. I mean Thai. I meant Thai, brother!
Okay, last time the hemisphere lied to me. It's north. I do not believe you!
I'm thinking this is like Russia or something.
Road trip, road trip, speak to me, speak if thy name, Canada.
Government of Saskatchewan, Sask- wait, that sounds so familiar.
Saskatchewan, Saskatchewan, get the fuck out of here.
Saskatoon, bro, that's gotta be his brother.
Saskatchewan!
Alright.
Oh my fucking god.
How about the goddamn fucking border of Saskatchewan?
That shit's all the way near Swan River.
I bet there are a lot of clues that I just passed, but, you know.
Of course.
Wait.
Of course. Wait.
No. I'm gonna fail this. I'm literally drawing a blank.
I am literally drawing a blank. I forgot where that text is. Is that grease?
Holy shit, dude, I don't even I don't even know bro. I don't even know what the fuck just happened
That was some weird shit. Oh my god. I
Don't even know that was like a mix of characters and all types of stuff
Wow.
Eskoto, Dungen-Berongan. I think Eskoto...
I think this is the Philippines.
Oh he's here already.
already here oh finally finally I win a country ding it's never like oh you're
closer
hello stories the text is this is Japan this is Japan yes indeed
I can't wait to find a road that then leads me to the street that literally stretches
across the whole fucking country.
And then I put it on the north side of the road and it's all the way down the south.
I don't fucking know, bro. The guy knows, apparently.
Alright, I know you didn't.
I can take this guy's Elo. I can tell. I can tell he has a fragile 660.
It's a fragile 660.
Alright, Northern Hemisphere.
Oh, if only I knew, bro. Fuck.
There's a url flag right there.
Fuck off, bro. It looks familiar, man. It looks familiar, dude.
I have no idea.
Wow.
Ow.
Ow.
Romania.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Oh! Ha! Ha!
Oh! Ha!
Lusky-fusky-ya!
Lusky-ya!
Motherfucker, I don't know, motherfucker.
Motherfucker, you think I know mine?
I'm not gonna find this shit.
If it's actually St. Petersburg, please!
Oh my god.
Dude, I am so done, man.
I'm so done with this shit.
I'm done bro, I'm done.
Nope.
Yeah, does anyone know what to do in Cree,
when you see Creole?
What am I looking for when I'm there?
Cause I'm there.
I just don't know where to look.
I'm there.
I just don't know.
What the hell to do?
The vegetation.
Bustin Woods equals Moscow.
Alright.
Okay, okay, equal elo, equal elo, no excuses.
Peter Graben?
Okay, where in Austria are we? Where in Germany are we?
Tell me. Talk to me.
Talk to me. I'm not gonna... I want to pinpoint where I am in Germany.
Right now.
Come on.
I
Ogan dogan
Sookin Woogin
Electric summer night in Sosa
Fucker where the fuck is Sosa dude?
The only fucking Sosa I know is Sammy Sosa. What the fuck?
is sosa a fucking club there's no fucking unless it's like a sosa sosa
wogan sosa and strabe what the fuck is this I don't think that's actually where
we are right now oh my god Stolberg guest pert b169
I don't know if any of the all this shit looks fucking weird. What even is this sign?
What even is that?
God damn it. He found it somehow.
He fucking found it. Whatever dude.
whatever bro show me where it is always north it was in low brats or some shit I
don't even know
return now
I see the 180 where is the 186 182 195 185 186 186 186 186 186 186 186 186 186 186 186
Do
I don't see any 182 I
Saw 180
101
186
the 186 holy shit the 186 the 188 the 186 leaves the chit chatumal but we're looking
for our villa all right we're on the 186 we're traveling we're moving the 186
Villa Hermosa holy shit we're basically good Tabasco oh my god that's where
that shit's name oh my fucking god Tabasco sauce holy shit man is that
Where the sauce was made
What the fuck
Dumbass you're in Guatemala dumbass
Guatemala
I'm not gonna do that he's my rank
If I say that and lose that'd be bad
All right, Australia Africa
Where we headed boys I
Saw all trash meta speak to me speak to me
I can't see it.
No vision.
Nothing. Houses.
is this a dead end? it's making me fall back.
shit
Or not any words
No words
Okay, here we go here we go speak speak speak speak
Valedas, Eguas, Barragam, Campela, Sobralino,
First Agua, Hotel Rural, Monte Zisto,
Okay, so we're in South America.
I am seeing, we do have that red sand, so this could be Brazil.
Fine.
It could be Brazil.
Like these houses look different.
All right, you know what?
Portugal, Portugal, Portugal.
It was Portuguese.
It was Portuguese, the houses look Greek, or some shit.
There it is, boys. Easy clap. Easy clap. There it is. Obliterated.
Oh, okay. 484. Let me senpai real quick. Right. Right. Right.
Okay, please.
Oh, really?
Lol is how about the fucking country before you lol, buddy?
Isn't that Russia, Pogna?
Are you serious?
I'd now go north between St. Peter and Moscow in itself.
Oh my god, dude.
I can't, I can't.
Interesting, I feel like we're in Spain, Portugal here.
Civilla, I stationed a policia.
Partis?
Civilla.
Civilla?
Sevilla sounds familiar.
Is this... I swear that sounds familiar.
Lol.
Is that water over there?
Oh, we're in the mountains of Columbia.
I might go north here.
If it's Bogota, I'm going to be sad.
I could just go Bogota and call it a day.
No, no, no, no, no, more south.
Yeah, yep, yep, yep, perfect and boop. Good job. Yeah, further north. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Mexico
Bro, the the fucking games where you just farm elar just so satisfying. Oh my god, usually I'm on the receiving end
So I like to take the idea I like I like savoring these
Okay, we're somewhere now
Maxima oh
Shit he heard me he's gonna fucking want to have me here. I don't know where the fuck this is
This is Argentina Chile
Oh, okay, buddy. Okay. Okay. Bro's ding it out here like he knows
Rose they get out here like he knows
this will tell us
It didn't tell us.
Oh my god.
Ah shit.
Oh, shit.
I have no idea.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, shit.
There it is.
Destroyed GG.
We'll take it, my brother.
That was an attempt.
That wasn't an attempt, though.
More 500s, please.
More 500s.
645 rankage.
Five check.
Scotland.
Estrilo de O'Neill. Italy?
Botanas, Virtavilo.
Maybe one to one two. One one two one.
Svam! One one two one.
Pee pee, they use SS.
Botanas, Virtavilo?
Wait a minute.
hold the fuck on hold the fuck on who uses fucking pee pee who the fuck uses
pee pee vert de Velo is it Italy this has to be fucking Italy
We're the little low.
Astral day on the low.
One.
One.
I should know this.
Who the fuck?
Villa Conancio.
Civico Navarro.
Castrilo de Anilo.
Voltanas.
What the fuck?
Is this not?
And any Portuguese and any Spanish
What else they could be there's no way this is South America
There's no fucking way I
Wish I knew those words
Unless that shit's wrong and they actually use SS.
Nowhere else has that anywhere.
Oyo, yo, yo, yo, yo, we're traveling. This guy doesn't know either.
Noob. 645? Deputacion de Polencia?
Carterra Provisional.
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
You're lucky this is a nice road.
Is that a lyric of our globe?
All right, come on chat he doesn't know okay, or he doesn't know okay, or he doesn't know
Okay, or he knows exactly and he's just waiting.
I made it, we made it to town.
I'm here, I'm here, hello.
Oh, we made it to Conancio.
Maybe.
Conancio?
Cerato?
Valentino?
Villa Conancio.
Bro, is this not Italy?
What the fuck is this?
What kind of dude, what the fuck is this man?
Villa Conancio Serato?
What country is this brother?
I'm gonna pretend that's the country right there.
Okay, I'm gonna pretend that that's the country.
And to me, this looks like a weird
not Argentina. That's probably not even the country. That's like the actual just area in the country.
That's probably the country though, right? This is one of those like it's so obvious,
but I just don't know. I'm gonna keep looking around. Oh my fucking god. Dude.
I don't know how the hell this guy hasn't found it either.
Oh no.
I don't think the trash med applies here.
I'm just aimlessly stuck in this village wait
I don't know where the fuck we are.
I don't know where we are man.
these languages look all the same oh my god usame con bolsa con bolsa you know
what con leche bro okay we're in fucking South America is this shit Mexico
Guatemala holy shit Guatemala I don't even know man
This dude's as lost!
He's looking at...
He has no idea either!
He has no idea either!
Oh wait, he did. It was Spain the whole fucking time.
You PPP's a shit?
You use P- Oh, there it is!
It was fucking Spain!
Dude!
Shush, God!
You want to go to Shush, God?
Shush, God!
All right, where are we at here boys?
Bro, we're near the beach right now.
We're in Beachland.
beach. Oh my fucking god dude this is gonna be a massive crit hit. Holy shit. Does he
He's in Sri Lanka.
Dude, go north.
Go north, go north!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
You're lucky that wasn't a multiplier.
You're lucky that wasn't a multiplier.
I wish it was, and Al Pacashianis Villas Saburo Luwier.
I'm coming right now.
Vacation, I'm down.
Right now.
Where am I going? Tell me right now. I'll go right now. If it's on the sign, I'm going
La Rioja
Baja like California motherfucker, what are you talking about? La Rioja?
Cobra bullshit. I have no idea what the fuck that says. Let me get closer
That doesn't say the country name doesn't
La Rioja gober go be your now
I wish I know what go be your know was.
was.
La Rioja go be ono.
I mean we there's Baha right here.
Do we look at Baha?
Baha on Cambio.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
sign down here and we'll see.
Another fucking Baja.
Baja!
Baja!
Come on, man, I gotta beat this guy, give me info.
Hemisphere check, we're in the fucking northeast.
I swear when it's north, we're in the south, but I don't think so.
Sometimes the hemisphere debates, and it's bullshit, especially when it's not directly
north and south.
I mean we got a lot, this could be Mexico.
This could just straight up be fucking Mexico.
I'm at the end.
Oh no.
This guy's already all the way down the road, for sure.
He's already all the way down there.
And now I'm gonna go on the route.
Brace, five-hour journey.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Really?
We are both lost.
Okay, so the game doesn't want me to go down that road. Okay, this is the only other road.
I did see a car.
Come on, game.
Please.
Okay, we have some cars here.
to me bro! Salud! Ambulance! See ya! Where the- oh my god! Goberno de Rioja dude! Where
the fuck is that?!
Law Fortuna La Palma
I don't fucking know brother I don't oh my fucking god holy shit
Holy shit. Does he know? Does he know? Wait, he's here already. Oh, wow, okay. Wait, is that my mark or his mark? Oh my god, he didn't know. He didn't know. He didn't know. Shit on. I didn't know it showed my mark on his.
How are you 645 okay a hundred a hundred rank higher
Speak to me
I think this is Africa four-way shop
Habago, I don't know what the rest says
We're in South Africa.
Straight up South Africa.
Are we going?
South Africa on the driving on the left side.
South African country, or African country drives on the left.
This could be, I don't know if Nigeria, I don't think Nigeria does.
I don't remember which ones do.
We already figured that out.
Now speak to me, Cesshigo Road D3437.
Cesshigo sounds familiar.
I don't know though.
This might be the same thing
where I have to zoom in like crazy amounts.
I don't know where it's not going to have because it's a road not a main one if I knew
what country drove on the fucking right side to be so much easier I just don't know it's
It's not Senegal, right?
Senegal is a lot more French.
I don't think.
I wonder if Cess... Uganda?
You know, Rwanda has not been a country in a while that has been chosen.
Namibia, right?
Oh, it's Namibia.
Oh my God.
Oh, shit.
It's Namibia.
I think it's Namibia.
I swear it's Namibia.
Or not.
Maybe.
Yes.
3437.
I believe it has to be
Fuck.
GG.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wow, brother.
Yeah, there's literally no D-shit here.
Singatani.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay, my problem with Vietnam is I don't know if it's north or south and it's such a hard
gamble as to know where.
It's either Ho Chi Minh or all the fucking way up in Hanoi.
It's actually insane.
I'm not sure how you know where.
This is a gamba.
I'm not sure, because it's two cities,
I don't know if they both have very different looks.
Hotel.
I might get lucky, this looks like some COVID shit.
Von Don, Trong Thai, Phong Gong.
I don't think that's gonna tell me anything.
Min...
This says something.
Duong-la-tan-tai-tron-nong-tron-muk-chao-sun-la.
Anyone know where that is?
Okay, if we think about this shit...
Okay, let's see here. Maybe we're in the chao sun.
Mok Chow Son. We're in Mok Chow Son.
Da Nang, Hai Phong. We're in Mok Chow Son.
I don't know what Trong is though.
I'm not going to find this bride. There's no fucking way I'm going to find this.
No way. Right there.
Oh yeah!
Oh, he's basically... You go north or south, brother. North or south. You go north?
You go in the middle? He doesn't know. He's going to Dongha.
Fuck you.
Van Son, next to Cho Long?
What the hell dude?
What the fuck?
You know what this feels like?
This feels like Spain, Portugal.
speak it's wait oh and then a couple of Gina medu gore medu gore today a one never mind
Never mind, never mind.
Where are we?
This is like some fuckin' Polish...
Oh, yeah, oh, it is.
Okay.
I'm gonna find that.
Chicha wika?
And Siematsu.
Where the fuck is Chichawika?
I see Chichoswa.
There's him.
I'm also not going to find this, I'm not going to find this, I'm not going to find
this.
I'm not gonna I'm also not gonna find this
Something about a ps5
That's definitely the address
It says it right there too, or it says something about the location.
I might just send it here, boys.
I'm not sure if I can actually find this.
This might be too zoomed in.
I have to win this. This guy's 700.
Get a road, bro. A1 true, A1. Where's the A1 sauce? Okay, he found it. They don't even
have an A1. Where the fuck is the A1? No, I'm going center. Just center it. Are you
Why can't it be? It wasn't even Poland!
Why are you, why are you doing this?
Oh my god...
This looks like...
Just go, just go, just go.
What the fuck is throughs now?
It must be near.
Look, you don't go into the check and you go out of it, so you go out and around it.
No fucking way I'm finding this shit.
Right here.
Did you see it? Oh, my god, he didn't see it.
Come on bro, you don't know! You still at the start!
Don't- don't- nononono!
Dude, he went to Slovakia, he might actually win if it's on the eastern side.
Right.
Right.
Oh, Strasna is there.
Oh, buddy, it's there.
to work with me here.
Rio motherfucking Bronco man.
Speak to me bro. Where are you?
Rio motherfucking Bronco.
Rio Grande.
Rio de Sol.
Rio de Janeiro.
Rio de Ostrás.
Rio Bronco, please, brother.
This might not even be Brazil, but it's all, it's the land of the Rios.
Dude.
Fuck me.
Is there like a Saint Antonio anywhere?
I think he got me here boys.
I might be over here.
Uh oh.
GG.
GG. Of course. Right outside of fucking Rio de Janeiro. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. The most obvious Rio.
Alright, whatever. I want enough. You know where we're going, boys. You know where we're headed, boys.
reset it boys reset it reset it we're moving you're looking for an address that has wheels
and travels across? Oh, really, brother? Oh, really?
Oh, really, brother? Oh, really, brother?
Yo, Shroud's a 24k?
That's fine man, it's fine, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever.
That Polish bus? Something about Polish bus?
I would play with Shroud, but I've been solo queuing forever.
if I if I group you the whole it's all rude this is all solo queue solo queue gaming
Let's roll
Reversing a five stack really
you know what fuck I wish that I wish I wish that's to get
You're up.
Oh, yeah, hello there, yo, let's go away, yo, I didn't realize, didn't this game have
a massive patch?
Yeah, this game have a massive patch?
What's the TLDR of the patch?
Oh yeah, this is the first patch day game.
Don't lower, lower.
Cat, cat, cat mid.
One, two.
cat. Reload drops ammo. Wait, is that new? These long doors. New animation now feels
smoother like CSGO. You sure? Last night from Mosfus bug, OP shot all
pre-burst bullets at once. They fixed it. Check legs so the movement is now like
see us go interesting oh you can see the knife flip animation now too honestly if
the one beaks if I get three one beaks it's a good patch
I
Med
oh my god we're gonna get you could oh my god please guys this is my rank up
I made a crosshair for you? I don't know if I trust you man. How do I take that crosshair?
How do I insert that? Where do I type that string?
move and shot
wow
long push
I'm gonna be on A. I'm already crossed.
One tagged on A.
Yeah. Don't count close.
Damn, brother, shit man!
Yeah, those are mirrors, whatever that is that looks new, what is that?
I sort of got my eye keeps going to whatever they added.
What is that?
What the fuck is that?
Is that not new?
Why is that sticking out?
Nice.
Not the lore.
Double smoking that position.
Ow.
Ow.
Okay.
Ah!
Fun cow.
Okay.
double smoking in position, ow, ow, okay.
Fun cat, okay.
Here, buy Xbox, careful.
Fun cat.
What are these positions?
Okay, okay, aim her, aim her, 3v3.
X-Bots 1.
Oh my god.
Yeah, what if this game healed you for 25 every time you got a kill?
Let's go!
There it is.
Tunnels.
I'm in, I'm in.
No vision.
One's barrel.
Be careful.
Right side.
One to B and B.
One to right.
Smoke.
Oh, the amount of smokes in this match?
I'm hit, I'm hit.
Long open.
Yeah, they go along.
right here you try to cross cross long last yeah
right side right side orange didn't cross in cross across I'm watching cross
I
Posted stuff
The terrorists win.
I
Come towards long
one
of
the
death
of
the
one
I'm left
Smoke push smart
Okay, okay, okay
All right, all right, all right, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Go go go I thought this guy's gonna know watch your beer us
There works.
No vision, mate.
We're going up.
Yeah.
There's blocks in top.
Mid.
Cat in mid.
I'm not sure how to get to this, but I'm not sure.
I'm not sure how to get to this, but I'm not sure.
Big plays, buddy.
I would have ran out of ammo an hour ago.
If we lose this, it's gonna be sad because the enemy team is not good.
They're not good.
First attack.
One time dead.
Maybe two.
We're gonna be dead.
Coming back.
Up.
Tommy, you're dead.
Right side mid.
Hopping top mid still, somewhere.
Oh, I hit him.
I'm going to go to spawn to B. I got B. He's not going to med to B.
I die from an ass shot I swear to God
You cut no if you miss it's up a little what
What the fuck did he say is like
Ok, I'm going to let you know.
That should be a rush.
I don't see any top note there.
Could be lower.
I swear I want suicide late.
We'll make some lurk careful.
Throwing smoke.
We got him in it.
Cross, re-cross.
Two more long.
Cross yet
I'm watching cross
What man dude?
It's tired. Oh my god, man
He's going cat
I don't know what to do with it.
Oh, they must have never had a long time.
Hmm
Someone jump across from me
What?
Move!
Flash long
lower
nice
the flashlight is coming back to you
if you want to talk on the side I can hold your camera
suicide op
long is clear right now
i would love to push long but i'm not coming along
i'm all your car
smoke cross just talk
what he's all about
all your
aren't already by car i think
why are you so confident so you're gonna hold the cross
ramp is dinked
One longer, so I didn't expect him to stand in there.
I got a serious problem.
Terrorists win.
Save for last?
One on site.
One closet, two flat.
Alright we got a lot of work to do.
I
Or a easy comeback
What the hell?
It looks like they gun bugged when you...
What the hell?
If you hold F and quick switch, you can see the back of it moving.
Is that normally?
What are you doing?
Throwing fire.
Smoking the nivet.
Copy.
They're done.
Long firebass.
Too long.
Be left.
or not what the fuck are you doing I should have just stayed in fucking V
site I thought they were going a holy fucking shit
Oh god, I should have just stayed in the site.
Bro, why the f- Honestly, bro.
a synergy problem
this is uh...
One more, one more, one more!
Bro, do you have fucking dragon armor?
No, that's not it.
They might force here. We should probably get your control.
You cross sir. Maybe someone ticked on this control too.
Oh yeah? I'm going to play this game like JTL.
haha
Orange come lower me someone's like mid-orca
I knew crosshair goes
Yeah they force one push and lower
Oh he's down there he's down there
I'm still on it dude.
My head.
That's one CT.
Two of you guys are lit.
You guys are lit.
Grenade out.
Oh, that has been planted.
Grenade!
Close it a little better on it.
Survive!
You're a nice win.
We have a plan.
All right, let's move on.
all right let's move let's move
no what come lower with me please
three three cross one minute to be lower okay dude
come on
come on, close
one
mid-doors left
one now scouting mid
yep
dope
long could have pushed care
I don't know if he's still there
come on come on
Tommy Tommy Dornsch you hope
is he cat?
he's dead could be CT now
I
Go
No way
No, this fucking team doesn't say shit after time fucking useless
of
the
the
the
the
the
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I'm on the left side, right side, man.
He's like right, right, right, right, right.
Oh, what's he doing?
He's just lanking Kat right now.
Kat, what are you doing?
Kat, Kat right now.
One more Kat.
Right, dude.
Get us off.
One Kat, right next to you.
the
the
the
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I
Go cat green well, it's not clear
Oh push guys there's to you
What are you saving?
Yeah, I kind of think.
Two scouts.
This is not a bad crosshair.
Sometimes you lose track of the crosshair and it looks like a big crosshair works.
and go on and go
smoke!
first hit
mid push mid push I think
fuck you
what's fucking cropped?
one lower
go long go long
oh my god
one lower attack one cat push
push
one more
30 seconds in the dream.
30 seconds in the...
Alright, alright, alright, alright. Alright, I gotta pop off here, alright? I'm gonna channel
the inner op gods
All right, here we go. Just fight mid they give us to fight mid every time
I'm gonna go lower try to fight
Cat sometimes pushes care
My mother's fucking facing through
oh yes that's awesome still peek guy maybe we jump up
get him down
another one jumped up
let's go through this
that's a bay
that's my smoke dude
that's my smoke
I'm gonna try to do something we're all just sitting here.
Can we see if you can?
I'm done.
I'm done.
What is this patch they added to this fucking game bro, it's the damn patch
I re-smoked it too, but then we're going to count
Brother we need to make a push yes, I mean I just kill the guy there
I rotated one mid then
You killed one mid one on A
and there's three of us bro
Just pick a fight bro, play the side
Yeah you're back
Okay sure
Keep saying that bro
Nice
You're on mid to B
One CT is falling
One inside B
I don't even fucking know anymore, bro.
I don't even know anymore.
I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing.
I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
One CT
Flop
Double lower, double lower
Going window, going
He was actually in the window
Okay, no
There's an AWP around there
Can I get a gun for me?
I
Try to be push I guess
I like already first he spawns like spawn with bomb
I'm gonna bomb
He's already using spawn
two of them pushed I killed the guy
I can't hear what I've heard here again
Is this the same fucking five stack?
Is this really five stack?
At this point you're a piece of shit, okay
Dude not dust to again you crazy motherfuckers. Oh my god
Is this seriously the same five-stack again, thank God I'd rather ancient
of
the
death
of
death
I'll come in.
Hi, babe.
I'm down a smoke. Truick's to ready.
B ramp.
What do you call our M again? Cubby?
Okay, what are you talking about, Alistar?
Okay, one cave at least.
No push.
We're gonna go...
Okay
Okay, pushing now
Okay, too
Let's go back you don't want
You're still in cave
From?
That's it.
Of course, bro, you dragon armor motherfucker!
He has gamer back, so you hit his back before his head.
All right, I'm stepping up here, boys.
I'm stepping up here.
I want my ELO back.
Fire! It's set to react!
3D out!
3D out!
3D out!
One more week on 2b, 2b, 1g, 1g
One more low
That's just one more low
I don't know, bro. It was just eco coalbrush shit. It's not that impressive. Literally
eco cobra shit. Doesn't matter.
Honestly, I should have never left the plant.
one a ramp, i'll be ramped
bag, heavy be ramped
one door
these guys in their deagle
these guys in their deagle since last match have just been insane
the amount of times I've gotten one deagle by these guys
impressive
Guys and their deagles since last match have just been insane.
The amount of times I've gotten one deagle by these guys?
Impressive.
Another one D. These guys are so fucking good at one D's.
This is called hard mode when you solo queue into a five stack twice who's better than
their pasted fucking ranks.
I
And I
He dropped out he's up we smoke down ready for that. I just won
He wasn't bad, man.
Who's this using the bomb?
I don't even know how I'm in that shot.
All that I can do is...
...get our terrorists to win.
Nice.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll do another
one after this.
Let's shoot him if you need help.
Fuck you.
The point is on the center end.
Throwing fire.
Throwing grenade.
Throwing fire.
One more hit.
One more. One low.
One more middle.
I don't know if he crossed, it's like oh.
We need to stop
Okay, okay, okay
This guy knows I push every round.
Ramp, ramp, already up, feet. One. Two. Already up.
The one round, you don't play fucking ramp, they come. It's almost like they would finally rush it after four rounds of not fucking being there.
Mr. teammate.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
I'm stressed man, I'm stressed.
I hate mid, mid, the mid players who peek are insane.
They always headshot me somehow.
3, 2, 1, go!
Hey main one, 2, 3, 2, 1, go!
I guess they...
They're coming!
I got Molly, I got Molly.
I
Have a hell of a
watch a B mid rush they're not going in again
I prefer op 5.7 over deagle
Yeah.
Yeah.
Got a spray gun.
Throwing fire.
Got it.
Throwing a grenade.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death of
the
I'm driving by AK, sorry.
I'm driving by another one over there.
I'm going to be doing speedy, speedy lights.
I'm going to be doing that.
right
ramp me two ramps
oh my god insane throw
the
the
of
dude, fuck off
I'll be soon
Bye, son of a
Red
I'm dead
I'm dead
uh
yeah
yeah
yeah
uh
of
the
death
of
the
body body body body body body body
I'm not kidding, there's a way to open a body bag.
Guys, sometimes, even though steam goes down, it doesn't kick in a bit out of the games all the time.
two ramps going up cave
what's up babe?
what's up with the donut?
casual?
one ramp B
oh one more donut
are you holding it for the rest of your life friend holy shit
I
To
But...
Right, dude.
You can't win, bro. You can't win.
These guys are fucking annoying.
You can't under terrorists win.
The counter terrorist went.
Okay.
I
Smoked all right
Oh
uh-uh
Yeah, can you boost me here
They're like all big, Eric.
Yep.
They're big.
I don't know!
Okay.
Got mid.
of
all of
the
of
the
I
Can't
Dude does a shimmy I
Don't even
even is this paper
Holy shit
Hey, I'll boost me again.
I'm gonna save round, but these guys are gods with pistols.
One down.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Follow him.
I just rushed to the molly
to try and kill me right there.
I'll pull this one, I'll pull this one
Nothing jumping
There's a bunch on B side, there's like a couple of troops
I think they're saving side
dude get the fuck out of here bruh
oh my god
I'm gonna be sired
side. He heard me jump twice. Right.
I'm not sure if I can get the kill, I don't know if I can get the kill.
Oh
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
The B battles are difficult.
So much for you too.
Another one jumped up. There's two on B.
So that's one A.
fuck it, run it down, there's one
not there
don't want to, you win, don't want to, there's one
one side, one side
I'll take you to the wall, I'm playing
Take your shape, I'll throw it to you
I'm pushing
I
of
the
death of
death of
death
two down ramping
I just stayed out here
careful blood there
there's a guy just behind this thing
scu2
grenade out
from the donor from baby, unless they're sadel.
That's a frog guy that just frags everybody.
Yeah, these guys play so deep that like I can't get an op kill at all, ever.
I'm sorry.
Close, close, close.
There's no fucking way.
They've rushed down ramp.
That aggressively.
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
one on the front
one back to the city
back to the door
one door
one more
one red
one dead
one dead
one dead
one red
one dead
one dead
of
the
death of
death
of
I swear these galakis motherfuckers I've ever played like they're actually shit
they're just getting such lucky ass kills yeah watch the net the VRAM brush again
Last time I was blind.
Let's move, come on, area!
Let's wait here though.
I'll wait for you.
Yeah, hold.
Just one hit.
I was going to bounce over and land in sight, but I didn't.
I'll come
I'll come a bit closer
One round, one round, one
Very close
One down, one down
oh fuck you this one just came out okay care
he actually pushed all the way through cave and left the site and got all the way there
instead of holding the site thinking people are gonna
I
Slightly
I gotta say this guy's view model and left-hand fucking terrible
But he's good so I can't say anything
He's owning with it.
Alright, the third game is up for grabs now, maybe.
They take a ramp, orange boosted, I'll come back later.
Nah, I'm gonna play fire and see if they drop a ramp, I'm not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait out and then...
No, I know, I'm just gonna go home.
Lots of needs.
Could go jump up.
Fire in the hole! I get them more!
I'll close it up.
I don't like this at all right now I did that too
I got a ramp, don't worry.
Oh
You know what the office not hitting today
It's not hitting today
That's the patch, bro. It's the patch.
Two bottomed. Two bottomed.
Oh, shit.
Fall down.
Flashbang.
Grenade.
Come on!
Hey, yes you friend!
I think he can do this one before he's right-handed now gear three I believe
Right buddy right buddy right.
Yeah we just rush A man.
Yeah.
Just fucking rush A my dude.
My dude.
We won't get my dude.
My dude.
I'm inside.
Donut.
Donut can.
Donut donut.
Donut. Okay.
Everybody just went out one by one.
Okay.
Nice.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, right, mm-hmm, okay.
Mm, time for some good.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, right.
That was the greatest times fucking Nate I've ever seen new piece of shit.
I was gonna push the smoke and pop out the right side, but he apparently smelled me at
the perfect time.
That would have been nice.
One's out there, I'm sure of it.
Bang out!
No, I'm not.
A, A, B, one's in.
The bomb has been planted.
I failed.
Well, that was unfortunate, but all good.
good. I'm gonna chill here Brian doing another one. I'm chillin bro. I'll be on tomorrow people.
G G's your client needs an update. I'll be on tomorrow regular stream people. Yes indeed.
time. We'll do it up. We'll do it up. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Chat thank you guys for tuning in like always. I will see you guys on Wednesday for another
one. Peace out. You guys enjoy the rest of your night. GG's. And we are good to go. Peace
chat, enjoy your night. See you on Wednesday. Peace out, guys. GG.