LIRIK
SUB SUNDAY HERE WE GO VARIEY BACK ON THE TABNLE OR WAIT IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN HERE OMG WHAT IS OUT THERE TO PLAY POLS SOMETHING WE SHALL SEE AS
04-26-2026 · 6h 30m
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oh my God hmm the seven people let us cast me out we get off on stuff charry
guys doing what up a watered up are you guys doing chat
Are you guys doing? Oh, yeah, I did. I saw this. Oh my God, I did see this alien isolation to teaser. Is this real?
Are we talking full blown sequel here?
The very good thriller are we talking legit three hours ago? It's been 12 years
12 years
There it is. There it is. Bro, the first one was so good, dude. I mean, that was definitely
a teaser. So this is actually happening. This is actually happening, dude. I don't know
I don't know if I would replay Alien Isolation, but it's a really good game.
The first playthrough, so good.
Damn man, no one really, bro, 11,000 views from the main dev, three hours ago, I mean, the hype.
People know about it, but it ain't...
People know, but they don't know. They know what they don't know.
You either know or you don't know.
It's Sunday. It is. Yes indeed. Chat today is sub Sunday people. I pulled the votes at
at 968, 968.
Yeah, tomorrow I'm starting my Saros playthrough.
Yes, indeed.
Marauders is coming back.
Wait, they left?
I wonder how good that game is going to be.
I feel like Saros is going to be an easy game to beat.
It's going to be action packed fast.
You just know it's going to be a really good game.
I feel like just for the gameplay, it will be fun.
I feel like that's what it's going to be.
It's just the gameplay is just going to be solid.
Where it's just gonna you just you just gonna want to be this is one of those
The reviews are good. Yeah, just like return all brah. I'm going in expecting this to be return or two. I
My expectations are completely in line because I already know
All right, boys, we're looking at 966 votes here feels bad, not a thousand still breathing kind of dead, but still breathing we're looking at how many world premiers.
I don't know if we're going to get to everything, but we got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, wait, 8.5
world premieres.
Oh my God.
All right.
We got to keep going.
We got to go.
We got to go.
I didn't realize there was this many games dropping around all the other games that didn't
drop. Ah, we get right into this people. First game of sub Sunday. We jump in into the first
game. Bing bang boom. First game is known as bro. Actually, I don't know if I've played
this one before. I don't know if I played this one before. There's like four of these games
and there's been like alphas, betas, and nice. Don't know if I played it. Or this one is just
a new one that I haven't played before. It was hard to tell. But the first game! Alt
to four meter. Honestly, it's on a yellow. It's a yellow right now. We got a mixed
bag of games to be honest. GameDev.ist? First game is called. Wow, they don't even tell
you. I still don't know. I loaded this up by accident. Medieval crafter, blacksmith? I
Okay. Nowhere has it said the game's name.
Ultra.
All right.
All right, I think that basically gives us the gist
of what the game is.
All right.
All right, let's see.
This game copied Forza.
Oh yeah, Medieval Crafter Blacksmith.
There it is.
Alright
Brand new release the castle king awaits you
This is a newly established castle and you heard that this castle needs a blacksmith now go to the king's chamber to speak with him
And get the necessary information. Oh
Shit, bro, you can see your feet. Oh
My god
This random guy over here Schrader Ralph
Oh
Wait, I wasn't expecting this
Skyrim, but they had two dollars
Kings chamber
Bro, this is the worst Kings chamber. Holy shit, man
What the hell is this dude?
King Aurelius
Welcome Blacksmiths to our castle, I'm King of Readers with a waiting at your arrival
since Master Thud and Rick, our esteemed Orban Smith, are retired.
Our force lies cold and our blades grow dull.
Thud and Rick served us well, but ages clot him up, prove your skill, urge your place,
the Old Smith will guide you, but the hammer's weight is yours alone.
Go find him on the castle square.
Alright, I literally lied.
I have no credentials.
I just saw they needed a blacksmith. First time wielding a hammer.
Let's see what we have here. Fudge, Drick, and the Breaker.
Wow, it runs in his family.
So you're the one they sent?
Broad shoulders, blah blah blah.
Fud, brick. I've hammered steel in this village since before the first stone of that castle was laid.
Gilled workshop still standing. Barely needs work, but with some elbow grease, she'll shine again.
Good game within the first 15 minutes. Go have a look. The place is yours now. Let's see if you've got the fire for the forge
I mean that hard and enter your shop
Wait, this is the shop that gates yo prime real estate what the hell dude. It's like attached to the castle
She's been, she's seen better day, I'll take it, but the bones are strong, just needs a bit of fire and sweat.
We'll need ore to get anything done, there's an old mine not far from here.
Grab a quick axe on the back and side, time to get your hands dirty, bring back coal and copper ore,
and I'll teach you the basics of our craft. Here take this big axe and head to the mines.
What?
Oh yeah, this guy's got like a whole shop in here.
Okay.
All right.
Anvil.
Find the teleport stone.
Oh, so what do I got here?
What are you going to do?
What are you doing?
Whoa, pick up your axe, hit mines, collect ore.
I need a torch, bro.
Yeah, this my yeah my monitor looks so a fucking dark compared to OBS hold up
Hi, there we go
All right. Yeah, I did change it yesterday mine copper or hold up. Let's see here
Mine your first order, okay. Goddamn. Why, oh yo, why you got this rectangle in front
of my face? Goddamn, bro. Okay. Okay. Mine coal, alright, let's go find some coal.
Oh, it's on the minimap.
We don't need more of this, but we will later.
Let's be real.
Whatever we're making, we're gonna need to make five of these.
Oh, this is iron.
Alright, here we go.
There we go.
Goddamn dude, the sound dead.
There's probably one guy, it's an Indie Gamer.
I put his fucking shit ass microphone next to like two cutlery and hit them together.
Bring the resources to Thudgrick.
Ow.
what are you going to do? what are you? oh yeah, there's an arena, what the fuck? wait,
can I like do battles or something? that war is no good as still, we need to smelt
We're finally to the bars 10 for the college those better see better days, but I'm here on a really what's first new this is
a little bit early oh
Shish
All right here we go
One day gather or put in smelter
This is me bro. I'm like half ogre half troll holy shit
Uh, heroes, talents, achievements, what the fuck, man?
Zero available talent points.
Alright, let's see here.
Cool iPad game.
Okay, motherfucker.
Alright, let's see how does this work.
Use the bellows.
Alright, chill.
Where's our coal?
Okay, boom.
And then we're gonna smelt this shit first.
There's that coal to the feels on, but I'm not in there.
Alright, I think it works.
There it is.
Dude, why is there a rectangle in front of everything I do?
Wait for the ore to melt.
Will they handle the smelt or the smelted ore?
Alright, here we go boys.
Oh, shite.
Oh, shit.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, oh damn, all right, all right, there she moves.
Pick up your bar.
Oh, it's right there, copper bar.
Nice.
There it is, the fine bar of copper, I guess I know how to do this.
I guess I know.
Once I chat, hold up.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
All right, there it is a fun bar copper not bad for your first melt of the bars don't win battles
We shape them and for that we'll need the anvil and a forge hundred up to Ben steel
Both of them got it together in this but I've got a life left in them can let me hire them up
This fucking guy bro. Why don't you collect the or all do this?
Anvil and forge of law. I think you like you quit your heroes or some shit with the gear you make
So they're all dead
I'm the anvil for shoe
Fuck, man.
Oh, you flimsy fool.
Oh, unforged.
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, what is this?
Pick up the horseshoe with your hand, okay,
there it is, all right, and then keep the horseshoe.
Okay, we're doing it right now.
You'll burn your beard off trying to grab
that hot iron bear hand, you need tongs.
There should be a pair of tongs.
I see it, I see it, buddy, I see it.
Equip, grab it, carry.
All right.
Oh fuck.
Oh god.
Find the hammer.
Okay, we got the hammer.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
Oh yeah, hold up, hold up, okay.
This is before you two.
Whoa.
Okay.
Oh, I see what I'm doing wrong.
Gumball!
Gumball!
Gumball!
Gumball!
Okay.
Force shoe.
God damn, put that shit in water.
Dip that shit in.
Dip that shit in.
beautiful yeah this case actually wait this is actually kind of not a bad game
hold on dude hold on there's actually a decent amount going on here very
disappointing game this is like you're the this is like playing the life of the
blacksmith NPC and fucking Stormwind all right this is the eye this is world
Warcraft look from the eyes of the NPC that's stuck in Stormwind now
That's a proper horseshoe good shape clean edges not meant for a fresh pair of hands
All right, let's see if you're ready to shave something that digs
and that just stumps. Hold on, bro!
Crap, the shovel head.
Do I have enough? Okay, nice. It's just one proper bar.
Alright, I think I got the gist. Alright.
Okay, we gotta heat that shit.
Where the fuck is my thing? Alright. Hot.
Okay, I'm gonna put this here and... wait, how do I do this?
do I do this? Oh, okay. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, that's a shovel. That's a shovel. That? No.
There it is. Holy, but a lump of iron won't dig a hole on its own. You'll need to get
With a head on that's what the as I was our where parts become tools all things been collected. That's better
So we get back to working order. All right now. We have to we got to do some woodwork, too
We got to do a little woodwork put this shit in here
The dip all right, I just like
Here it is the other part right here. All right, we got it. We need we need wood. I
I think we're gonna cut trees down leather and cloth wraps
They trade in all sorts of goods go have a look and bring back what you need to finish that shovel
I gotta go and buy shit man find the vendor and buy a wooden part
I like leave this shit here. Where do I put this man? All right stay there don't move
Okay, okay
Bunny hop over to this guy trader Ralph this guy's a spy I
Know but no one believes me. He's here. That's he's here to gather intel. Would you like to buy something?
Yeah, I know I know what I know bro. I know what you're on about dude. You ain't no fucking vendor
Okay, I know what you're doing here
Look at him look at him
You can tell he sticks out. I know
Use the assembly table. Alright. Alright, how do you put this together? Oh my god. I
think... oh god. Actually, oh shit. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait, I think I did it. Okay. Oh!
I made a shovel give the shuttle to the floodguruk
I finished shovel well balance clean work here loading faster than most
apprentices I've had you've had it and metal fire in front of me so ready
and a photo for the women may use some of shit but still the bikes practice
but here is not what I'm assuming to have to make a stupid shit
craft a copper sword base all right pours the copper sword base weapon oh damn
ox gets old okay here we go
bellow fuel slot is empty oh damn hold up I might need to go back to the mine oh
we're in luck one coal I right click
Okay, okay, okay, there it is, there it is.
Burning, burning.
Okay.
My first sword.
Oh, damn.
Alright.
How do you tell if you're lined up?
I lost the combo.
the item is not hot enough what what happened no way oh my god wait wait
woooo woooo woooo woooo woooo woooo woooo woooo woooo woooo woooo woooo woooo wooo
Do I have to back out?
Dude I failed
Right you should have do that
Oh it still works, you can pull it up
Oh dear
Yeah we'll discount the first one dude
Okay we can discount the first one bro
Okay, yeah, hold this cannon.
Some guy can take this one.
Some traveler.
Alright.
Must do this.
Must do this.
Son of the dumb sheep.
Oh my God.
How the hell do we make this?
But in Sword Hilt and Cloth, I gotta go to that guy who I know is a spy.
Alright.
Oh shit, there's a day-night cycle.
Would you like to buy something?
Alright, alright.
Alright, just trying to buy the Hilt from this guy?
I can make this shit, dude.
What the hell is this?
Now it's a collab with me and the traitor.
Chad, where the hell did I put the copper sword?
Where the hell did I put the sword?
Oh, it's right here.
Oh, my God.
I just left it there.
All right, here we go.
Assembly.
Common, 100%, rare, 0%.
It shows a blue symbol like it can be a blue.
Okay.
Okay
There it is a fine blade but don't get ahead of yourself the sword's not ready till it's been enough and cut through shadow
Some gear leaves the forge dull you'll see a mark with the dull attribute and that means you need sharpening before
Battle ready. That's what the sharpeners for edge work final touch
It's been idle a while, but I'll get it for running in no blade leaves this large blood not on my watch
All right the last step
the sharpener the shapna all right the final touch it's like kingdom come
deliverance
Oh my god, I fucked it up.
Thank you, bro.
Thud, Grick.
You're...
You're...
It's all you, bro.
You're an insane teacher.
Take this sword to...
King Aurelius, show it what you forged.
Bro, honestly, it's a piece of shit.
But I'll show him.
I'll show him, man.
You know what? It could have been bad worse than the previous Blacksmith. Alright, everything was dull. This one's fucking jaggy.
Ding dong! I've never seen something so amazing.
This kingdom is desperate. They have no Blacksmith.
This is your work? What the fuck?
Alright, raise the surrender flags.
Madden sharp Norban's deal through through really you prove it yourself life from the day forward the forge is yours
And with the honor of serving this realm welcome to your new home, and may your fire never fade. Oh shit, man
Bro, are you kidding me? This is like the prime real estate we live in the castle
Come on bro insane defenses
Best defense against Catapult? You'd want to live in the castle walls, bro. You don't want to be a peasant outside the castle walls?
Well, look at you. Now I must go. Forge 500 swords for the whole army. Good luck. Goodbye.
Whatever Smith needs more than a forge, I'm gonna press a rest at Hammer and their bones.
And there's an old house through the edge of town at P. Butcherti, yours if you wanted. Go to the town and take a look.
kind of in a life and that's just a story
this mother fucker I got a house too
wait where am I going to go to the village
this is stardew dwarf
oh yo oh shit man
and I get a house
yo
It's your new home, not much to look at yet, but as a start, every bathroom is a place
where there are really bones.
Head upstairs, there's a bed waiting for you, get some sleep when you need it, can't
force you to go to sleep without proper rest.
Oh, it's midnight.
Oh, dude, shit, man, house and a forge.
This game is a lot more expansive than I thought it was going to be.
It actually has like, a bunch of stuff.
Now that we've got a home and a horse,
it's time to see the town proper.
Try to run the square.
Vendors, they'll be your best friends soon enough.
And don't skip the tavern.
Good place to hear rumors, meet folks.
You may be finding cute heroes looking for steel.
Go on and have a walkabout.
This town's yours now too.
All right, okay.
Oh, shit.
Who's this guy?
Find the tavern.
Talk to the innkeeper.
Inkeeper welcome dude. He's not even looking at me
Do I buy something?
hire a hero
Wait, am I even talking higher a hero?
Warrior beast tamer
Stormborn Ragnar Thunderstrike, okay. I think these are all heroes
Okay, all these people are here is this guy a hero
All right, let's see.
Unless I'm doing it wrong, Storage Chest Heroes.
Why is he yellow still?
What brings you to my mountain?
I can see you're looking for help.
I'll be straight with you, I need work, and you need someone to put that gear to use.
Your weapons, my expertise, and profitable arrangement for us both.
Shall we begin?
Me need for a quest you can find me at the heroes
I think I hire a bunch people
You already hired a hero take care of them first. Oh, I know
There's this guy
All right, we gotta find the heroes hall blacksmith jack supplier rager
Rogers brother rager
All right, you're gonna hear where the hell is heroes hall?
Where the heck was heroes hall?
Oh, there's a whole place.
Welcome to heroes hall.
This is where all your hired heroes gather.
From here you can manage their gear and send them on adventures.
See that hero over there?
You'll have a word of their ear to start earning their key.
I have to equip them? I have no gear.
Adventure table. Talk to your hero.
There's no- oh there she is.
Can you help me?
I'm ready for battle but not with my bare hands. I need you to craft me some gear.
I can search the old runes nearby for recipes. Send me there using the adventure table.
Okay you can hire heroes and send them on adventure missions.
Select your hero for adventure based on their required power and trades.
Okay, on the adventure table, she's gonna have zero power.
Copper sent to the helmet, one coin, coal, okay, let's see, three hours, success rate
zero percent, hundred power required.
Oh, but she has default, five sixty-four.
All right, you go back to Castle Dr. Hedrick, complete an adventure.
Yeah, this game is kind of just like a miniature streamlined version of a couple of different
games and systems.
Like, yeah, this is kind of like your MMO mechanic is sending people out for missions
or like crimson deserts missions or some shit, right?
But I guess the difference is you are the blacksmith and you equip them instead of you going out.
Back from your lotor, you met the towns in the square, now it's time to earn your keep.
You're ready to take your first customer, go on see who's knocking, let's get some sparks flying.
Uh, accept your first customer.
Oh, I have to actually do requests here as well.
How can I help you?
Okay, this guy needs a timber fell hatchet.
Your surface.
Open your order log.
This is it right here, okay this guy needs a Timberfell hatchet, how the fuck do I make
this shit brother?
Do I have the recipe?
Complete the order, complete the adventure.
Do I even have the recipe?
Stone Mall.
There's a stone mall.
Copper hammerhead, wooden hammer hilt, and cloth.
All right. Wait am I just completing the order?
Never cost a 12.
Oh wait actually is there a right here? Oh yeah right here. Thunderwell hatchet.
Copper axe head, wooden axe hilt.
Oh I'm just thread.
It looks like AI.
Let's just give you some AI.
It's a hatchet.
Wonderful hatchet, assemble.
Oh it does. Oh shit, we need coal. So I think I need to go
and actually get some coal.
The character art?
Okay. Is it taking away from the gist
the gist of the game. Not really. It doesn't change, uh, like, what the fuck I'm doing.
Yeah, it doesn't change anything. It's just like a minor thing. It depends how the damn
AI is used. There's a scale based on the type of dev that used AI. There's a scale. Yeah,
I think it's like what is, where did you use AI? This doesn't feel like it feels intrusive
or cheapens the experience let's see let's see can I have this oh there you go all right
that are nice now you gotta remove this absolute horrendous rectangle in front of
my face dude like what are we doing here bro every single item you can't see shit dude
come on my brother
copper accent
oh wait let me actually take out some coal oh there it is
forge not burning
There we go, that was not letting me open that.
Okay, well, we have all of this, let's heat that shit up.
Alright.
Come on! I missed.
Holy sh- God!
I don't think moving it is the way I think you just want to keep it still this guy's
gonna love this. This guy's gonna love what I just made. Oh my goodness. Alright, assemble.
There it is. Mustard shit of the burning eagle. Complete order. How do I give it to
this guy. Complete order. Rewards.
They have the finest weapons in all the land.
Oh, offered item. There it is. Complete order.
Excuse me? Exchange, right?
After the Haggle of Trader. I have what you need.
Oh, you can Haggle.
Aaaaaaah!
Oh my God, it's dull, bro.
Bro, I didn't sharpen it.
Yo, he doesn't know whatever.
Look at him.
This is the finest I've ever seen in the land.
This is great to me.
All right.
You know what?
Complimentary undo.
All right.
Hold up.
Stay right here.
This is the finest I've ever seen.
All right.
Hold up.
I don't know.
I have to do that haggling again.
I also don't know how to prevent that. Like do I stop spinning it?
Oh yeah, have to stop spinning it. Oh yeah, I see, I see.
Yeah, where's the final gold amount I'm getting?
I don't see it.
There it is! Find the Kraft Recipe Book.
Ah, you get your first order, it feels good, doesn't it?
And now you'll want to keep track of your request.
That book's just open, that's your order log.
Every job that gets you listed here, materials, needs, deadlines, notes from customers.
Silver edge cutlass, shovel, blades, and a bunch of other stuff.
two customers complete an adventure visit the dock this guy can I help you he
wants a stone mall acknowledged I can probably make that pretty fast what are
you going to do what's up the docks water dev all good it doesn't matter
Barbarossa serve complete an adventure oh she's still on that adventure I can get
iron parts I can just trade this guy for different things either wants to
barter or do some other stuff well it's just another vendor location let me see
I might make this unless she is done. There's a bit in three hours. I'm assuming it will tell you
Completed. Oh, she's finished
What did I get oh god, I don't know there are no adventures
You learned your first armor recipe, armor keeps him standing when the fight gets bloody,
go on then craft your first piece of armor, gear up a hero proper.
Okay.
Can she go do some other stuff while I...
Experience warden feet, copper ore, wood part?
She's just defaulted, 564.
Cost 20.
Now that was loud.
Alright, she can go.
Yeah, the sound effects are extremely loud.
They hurt.
Okay, okay!
This guy wanted a maul, didn't he?
Stone Mall. Oh shit, this is why I needed to go to the dock.
Yeah, it was one, right?
It was one.
How we doing here that is a decent amount of stuff I need to get a thread I think right
I need thread.
Yeah, the trader might have had the iron.
Oh yeah, he did wooden mace.
Leather and linen I need later as well.
Is that my XP on the bottom right?
one all right copper hammer head okay oh shit this shit eats coal I think go
back and farm a shit ton of coal
I'm gonna fuck this up okay okay okay come on
It's not hot enough okay go back go back
Now this is like this is like this is what KCV 3 is gonna be like
Henry's gonna be crashing like this.
Oh, oh, oh, and then you pod!
Oh my god, this is the greatest ever scene in my car!
Wow, wow, wow!
I was a bit of an indie game,
made some fucking bullshit with a dwarf that looks like this.
Oh, fucking piece of shit, uninteresting game!
Get the fuck outta here.
Missing wooden hammerhills.
Oh wait, I actually bought the wrong thing.
Oh my god, is this a soccer ball?
Wow bruh, this is a very friendly next gen is here.
Oh, but if I get a random int he dead does it?
What the fuck is this?
What did hammer help?
Bro, did I buy the wrong thing?
I did, I just forged stone.
Oh boy, there it is, there it is, there it is.
I gotta need one of these eventually anyways.
Alright.
This guy wanted a rock on a stick.
There it is, boys.
Holy... it's like a popsicle of the Flintstones. Oh wait, I don't think I got a sharp in this one.
Something tells me I'm a guy.
Pop the Haggle of trade. I have what you need.
It seems like you always want a Haggle.
You're a funny deer.
Someone on the brug on the stick?
Anyone on the brug on the stick?
All right how interesting is armor crafting this one right here a helmet yes assemble
a head meat armor guess I'm not going to have enough copper something tells me you enter
the battlefield on armor reforger today. Honey, it's subsunday, motherfucker. What are you saying?
Okay, apparently you need to heat this for like a year. No, I have no coal.
You're kidding, bro.
All right, I gotta go back.
I don't think you can watch here here.
Oh yeah, true.
The arena.
Maybe I can send one of my fighters to the arena with my gear so they can rep my gear and
then I can sponsor them with my Pagoli Blacksmith.
True, bro.
They gotta show off the gear.
Alright, you need a pole for days.
That should be enough.
Maybe a little more.
Wait, do I get XP for mining?
You get one XP for mining.
level up that would be significant you got one XP for each ore
oops let me see let's feed this
oh shit it's rare dude yo
these are easy to make cuz it's just a
copper bar you know unless you oh wait
You have to assemble this
There it is all right talk to your hero equip your hero what the fuck is she
She chill at the arena place
I think she's always a hero's hall or she goes to the tavern
I wish you'd go to the tavern. It is dark out too.
What?
If I got to do it tomorrow, armor is not cleaned. Do you have to polish it?
Oh yeah, it kind of does look fucked. I don't think we use it on the sharpener though.
And there's no unlock. Scrap table, storage. You unlock other stuff later. I think this
just how it looks. Oh yeah, I sent her on a quest in an eye.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
Alright, here we go.
There it is. What did I get? Iron Warden Feats.
Alright, how do I give this to her?
And see a bro. Do you know? Oh here we go, okay? Oh
Okay, that's how this game works complete a new adventure. All right, let me see
Okay, okay, what's her are these done available adventures. I don't know what the green ship means
90% get enough
Okay, okay, I'm gonna go to bed.
What are you going to do?
I gotta go back.
It said I have a talent point?
Oh yeah, I do.
Faster walking unlocked, increase XP gain.
Come on, come on, fuck out, that better be worth it.
I earn more heroes?
Yep.
I'll sleep and then go to the tavern.
I think I think they need gold though for me to hire them. Yeah me your holds flow of gold hire me my prices
295
Your holds flow of glory 10 what?
One-time fee
They're not all heroes. This guy might be a hero.
Yeah, I think it's too early to get a second person just yet.
This game probably chills.
Yeah, you gotta wait.
Yeah, 3-10, you just gotta grind initially.
Nothing game works.
I think that top symbol means someone is waiting for a...
Actually, I don't know what that symbol means.
There's like a scroll at the top.
Wait, complete a new adventure.
Has that just been stuck there the whole time?
Because I had completed adventures.
Okay, just wanted me to do it a couple of times go back to the castle
All right, I'll just set it back
All right. All right, hold on hold on. Let's see what we get here
Well check your ears here see how it's wore down every adventure tickets told criminal last forever without proper care
Come find me at the workshop. I'll show you a repair damaged here. Okay
You get a repair shit in this game
the ability my favorite repair an item
motherfucker do I have to go back and tell
her that I need the helmet back and then
I go I got this in three steps right
yeah I gotta do this watch it I'm
no I need a joint this off go back
Okay, repair it and then you're back to her.
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Repair.
Are you kidding me?
That's what you need to repair.
Yikes.
Okay.
Okay, there you go. Nails and a copper bar to repair after every mission. That's like
a- that's an expensive cost. Tire and new hero. Buddy, I had no money. I don't even know
my second customer is. Where the hell's my second customer? Maybe now there's like a
cheaper gather because it's telling me to hire a new radio. It's possible. Nope. Nope.
Yeah, everybody's 310 I gotta I gotta sell I gotta sell some I need customers
I need some damn customers. What about the stone hammer guy already gave him this shit. Oh, here we go
There's this guy at your surface
Okay, brother, you can do that. All right. I think I can put that up very fast
Assuming I have enough
of everything, which I think I do.
All right, yes, we have everything here.
Everything, coal, coal, all right, nice.
There you go, just take two.
I have another talent, those fast.
Increase anvil rarity chance lower hero cost increase available at the camp by two
Faster mining faster forging
Rather go the fast route
Already active you can't reset your talent
Smelt that shee!
There it is. There's a three. Does that mean, oh, three bars worth? Nice.
I keep cooking there.
Alrighty.
Yeah, you need that constant supply.
Oh, this is a potato one, feels bad.
I got the job done, so I can give it to him now.
Where's my...
There it is, with a hag.
I have what you need
How can I help you affirmative?
Oh, you can have like you can have like a store where you sell stuff as well in the village buy a weapon rack
Where's this I gotta go buy a weapon rack this guy
This thing is pretty good, Ralph. You want to be a blacksmith? I mean, it's a decently fleshed out game, you know?
Is this where I display my goods?
Place an item on the weapon rack.
Alright, maybe I can make something fast, but...
I want one of these.
What if I make this and the sword as well?
We've got another discount rack.
We got another discount rack, uh, copper helmet.
All good though, all good, ha ha ha ha.
It's gotta be a better way to track where the hammer is dropping, cuz, uh, yeah.
It's got a hard to tell.
There must be like an indicator, there's like an impact strike point, but it appears
a little later.
Like you can't move it.
for the fact.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
There is incentive to hit in the combos, higher chance of getting that missing material.
I need linen and I need...
Alright.
Let me get these.
Hold up, hold up.
Linen and wooden sword hill.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna bake these in the next game then cool game brah cool game solid game if
you want to do stuff like this
what output slot is full oh there you go
I'm gonna get sold
Yeah, we got to sell this for like
We got to sell this for like a million brown million gold. It's a blue. Are you kidding me?
We'll call it the Pog Breaker
There it is. Oh my god. My customers, dude. How do I set the price? 84? I can't even name
the sword. Oh my god. There's so many people here. What happened to the helmet I made?
Oh my god, it's right there. I don't see it. Literally right there.
Never cost a dwarf.
Okay, this right here.
How to haggle a trader. I have what you need.
What the hell are you playing at?
Again.
Alright.
Your wish is my affirmative.
Oh shit, this guy's gonna buy it?
Hey, you know what I brought? You're gonna buy that shit, Rob?
Buy it, Rob. Buy it. No? Okay.
All right, next game, not a bad game, bro, not a bad game.
If you are looking to, you know, be a blacksmith, literally play a blacksmith NPC in a MML, there
it is, offline.
All right, people next game
Where are we headed next oh boy?
All right the next game we are jumping over to is
Another one
Known as
hold up a hold up
it's one of those games this one this one could be good it could be bad I don't know brand new release
yeah I'm starting Sarah's tomorrow I'll be playing right when I go live I'll probably play it all stream
I'm going into play through, I'm going into play through mode tomorrow.
is playthrough mode. Oh wait, I need to actually connect my PlayStation 5. This game is called
Bending Machine Co. Let's see what we got going on here. Sure, sure, sure. EDHD Autism
filter, less repeating SFX and no alarms. Wow, chat.
Welcome to Vending Machine Co. Our goal is to take over the Japanese vending machine
Market one machine at a time
I can do that every neighborhood needs the permit before you can place betting machines there each area has different customer preferences
So some items sell better than others
Let's bring the first area will operate and pay for the permit
Look otaku alley or komorebi homes
We're going here
I'm a fan of common buyers mini yo-yo protein drink chocolate milk yogurt
$1,200 for the permit. All right, there's my signature. All right.
Great choice. Now let's find a good spot to place our vending machine and start working.
okay where am i putting this i have one area to put this there's no choice
rent set up costs total cost of 1800 dollars no active loans
or you could just buy it for 360 we're buying it right out we're buying it
your first machine must be rented bro they literally scam you in the tutorial
Um, get him! Get him! What the fuck are you doing?
Fourteen days? Fine, whatever. No, seven days.
Open that shit up. Whoa! Oh, I gotta open it? Oh, I gotta open it. Okay.
My hand hurts. I have carpal tunnel.
Oh wait, you just hold left click.
Oh, oh shh!
I have to maintain this?
Machine utility?
Upgrade box, spread, auto price, update lease and skin?
What the heck?
Oh my god.
What?
Oh, you gotta do a bunch of stuff here.
Seems like you're already looking into upgrading the vending machine.
Oh wow, okay.
Each upgrade has different effects to those sales as well as we got them, so you can only choose to install heating and cooling units at a time, so you should plan well.
Next, we need products to sell in our shiny new vending machine.
You can buy products from the market, open your market, and go to the market to get some inventory for your business.
Okay, we're gonna go buy water and just fill it with water, but it's a dollar more than the case we bought it for.
Alright, that's where I'm at right now.
We do the math and then we up at a dollar plus for each one
You can buy products for the market sell CS go skins open your map and go to market to get some inventory from your
for your business
All right, what do we have here we selling
Many yo-yo's puzzle cubes you can buy products on the market open your map and go to market to get some inventory
Oh, we're doing this
I think they said they like many yo-yos you know what we're getting everything
excuse me why did that just what
Oh it it auto buys five uh auto buys five yeah it's five each okay we'll do um yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
all right we'll do ten each we'll hit the discount we'll hit the discount this might be a little too
much oh I've actually load up my shit all stocked up I can already imagine the sales rolling
Now load the packages onto the truck. It's okay if everything doesn't fit. The first time you can right-click double-click or shift left-click and turn it a little bit. I just faster.
Now we're going to load the rest. Alright, I got this. Hold up.
Is there like actual physics here?
Oh, shit. Hold up. You actually have to stack the box.
Okay. We got enough.
There you go. Easy.
So let's head back to our Venom Machine to place our items.
All right, where are we at?
Where did we do it?
I'll talk the valley.
Oh my God.
Wait, there's no room in this.
Oh, you can barely even put in the items.
Everything is ready for profit.
Each item has a recommended sales price.
What?
I thought this stacked back.
Oh we have way too much inventory. This is how businesses go bankrupt.
Uh oh, everything is ready.
I'm gonna go with the recommended price. In order to quickly stock the item, try right click, double click, or shift left click on an item.
Okay, um, how do I do that?
Upgrade auto price set to 60 price by sell chance
Auto price 15 average cost current price auto sell chance 80%
Okay, okay, what the hell do I do now do I just wait?
Whoops.
You tell us, most people don't find any strategic ways to profit more, take a look around.
Some apps will be available when you unlock specific areas like banking and contracts.
Alright, seven days.
Rented.
This game actually seems kind of, uh, hmm.
Yo, I sold my house and put it all on fucking vending machines, alright?
This is a new dream.
Let me simulate it and then do an IRL.
Toolboxes.
This is practice.
Decrease time to fish.
What the hell?
There's actually like randomly a bunch of stuff to do here.
Hmm
All right
Should I just leave bro house enter warehouse well, I can store all my stuff here
Sure, maybe that's what I needed to do oh wait end the day with a lot of people to prevent a while
Let's go home and come back tomorrow. Uh-oh. You know what? No one knows about it yet.
I hope it made sales too. Oh god. Our first sale, let's collect the money from the machine.
Oh my god. Who bought it? 156? Whoa! Oh my god, dude. Dude, overnight.
Wait, I thought it said someone shoved a hundred fifty dollar bill in here or a hundred and
a fifty?
You know what, it's the end.
later you can install the qr payment upgrade to automatically collect stuff
let me go fill it again
whatever you like fell you can just fast load it buy more inventory and
sell more vending machines unlock the areas instead of what each neighborhood
once I believe in you good luck. I'll take it from here until I need a loan. I'll take it from here.
Wait a second let me show you a pro tip about stocking items. Vending machines with three or
more different items get a 10% bonus chance to sell. With five or more different items that
Is it the bonus increases to 15%?
Basically, I don't know, it's much more efficient.
Oh, okay, well.
Dude, I need more of this stuff.
Why is it, this game's music is kinda good.
That's pretty nice.
Oh, there's another one here.
I was wondering where that was.
Oh, shit, is there a customer?
What? Dude, come on.
Oh yeah, I could just camp out here, but that'd be weird.
That'd be weird.
Um, 1647, should I open another one next to it and compete with it with the same products, but sell it slightly cheaper?
That's a bad idea.
No way.
Why do I- Why would you do this?
What what is that game right there?
Okay, yo people are buying stuff man. All right. All right
What if instead I send a similar way upgrade available auto collect the money from the machine higher chance to sell products that require cooling
Higher chance to sell products that require a heating security camera
Higher chance of items by 20% in touristic areas Otaku Alley. That's where I'm at and by 10%
I didn't buy 50% and ramen street drink items metro smart sprinkling and saw robot repairs
and machine whatever breaks down upgrades $0. Oh I see bilingual display I feel like this
This is a bad idea. Every item slot holds up to two items.
Oh, automatically refill empty item slots from the truck's inventory whenever stock runs low.
Oh, interesting. Okay. Uh-oh, shit.
We're doing it. We're doing it.
Let's try this. A thousand- oof. A thousand on one is actually a bad idea.
Let's do this.
Two-slot, 700.
Did that actually work?
Oh, there it is.
I think there's a better way to do this than I'm just doing it wrong.
I think you just paint it like that.
Can you stack the money?
Where you have to drag each coin over.
Okay, you can just do this.
Yeah, there's an auto collector you get later.
What the fuck is this? What happened?
Oh, the machine broke.
Plus $10 for fixing my own machine.
I look like you could stack the coins. I don't know how I did it.
stack the coins I don't know how I did it earlier oh I see I see everything is
painting in this game this game is honestly satisfying it's a little it's
kind of nice
It's a mobile game and it's because it's mobile doesn't mean it's bad.
I feel like a mobile game like this is way better than I'm trying to make a fucking shit
ass MMO or Power Grind game.
Our grind games are feel like synonymous with mobile games slot.
They go hand in hand.
This game seems way more like, okay, I can see who gives a shit.
You can use your fucking finger with an iPad on this.
And I take way more of this style over another just, uh, a fucking whale game.
Yeah, just like it's just like autoplay ARP G's and whatever the fuck else
What was I gonna do
Whatever we're going all in on this. Is this actually giving me
Okay, I did not do that correctly. It is a little weird to paint this
I'm gonna go actually stock up so this is super stock
And maybe get more trading card packs
Yeah, is this auto giving me forty two fifty one up top here it is right I don't think I need to go collect money somewhere else
Trading cards
Whoops let me go back. There's hot items as well. What was that?
What am I looking here otaku? Oh, it tells you okay. I see this is where I'm at protein drink chocolate milk yogurt
I want another vending machine that is specifically for food
But I guess you have to keep changing it
Yeah, I'll buy drinks later. Oh, it tells you how much there is as well
Okay, nice. This still needs more shit. Is there an auto stalker?
Is there an auto stalker or some shit? I don't think that makes sense.
Automatically refills empty item slots from the truck's inventory whenever stock runs low as long as supplies are available.
Oh, so this will just auto do shit, but I still need to get the supplies obviously, so I need the supplies on my truck.
I guess we got a chill right now I guess we got a chill I think I need to make another
one oh you need to actually you need money to now get into another town and you can
put up two manga store three you can put up three vending machines I love reading
manga I've been to the store since I was a little girl in this store you will
have a bundle manga deal every new day you trade your existing manga or pay
additional cash to collect the ball
I thought you can get your mom's credit card a little quick then we can
fucking do this fast I'm giving you 10 common manga to help you start
trading this town is filled with sidequests like this.
Ah, okay, wait.
Are these all the cards I have and I can like trade to make more money?
I don't know what the hell that is you can't go in here yeah move the truck that
guy just I sure like I just dropped this on the ground what why is my car parked
right in front of the vending machine this is why we're losing money bro okay
I fixed it.
I'm just camping this vending machine.
I would take out a loan and go get another vending machine to speed up this process.
Or maybe I fill it or I could just go to sleep. Day ended. It does say day ended.
There it is revenue. A hundred bucks.
This is how you get the boosts 300 bucks first sale unlock an area unlock a product category in the shop unlock three product categories in the shop
I'll look all product categories in the shop
Clean five graffiti from vending machine clean vending machine ten times five upgrade reach ten days in game
okay, I
Just got enough to
All right, my strategy is I'm gonna open another vending machine, okay
And we're gonna buy this one straight up. All right, and this one is gonna be for drinks
And before I go bankrupt, but like I said, I sold everything.
I sold everything for the dream.
I got 931 bucks.
All right.
Now we got two machines cooking.
Can I exit this?
We got to wait.
Okay.
And we're going to go to the shop.
Oh, you can see hot items from here. Protein, Choco, Yogurt.
Bro, are you kidding me? There's a thousand. There's literally a thousand drinks!
Oh, dude, I need... Oh, I might need an upgrade.
Might as well do all the hot items.
Oh, there's so much you need to micro-upgrade in this game, I just realized.
Is there a tap or ha item, so...
Mini-yo-yo.
That's all I want for now.
And some water.
Oh, you can double-filter it.
Yeah, how much is this, 160 bucks?
I think it's just sparkling water you can get.
Egg ramen.
I'll get the cold upgrade, I have money, other is water.
You know what, now that I'm here, let me get...
Oh, so nothing else is hot, but I can still sell other things.
I'm not sure in this game if it's worth, like, always going for the hot items, which
is kinda meh, but I think that is kinda the way this game is.
Alright, this right here, how the fuck do I move the truck?
Okay, oh wait, that's wrong
Why are you mad there's nothing even here right now?
cooling unit and then auto price at
40% all right, we're going 40% they're gonna up the price hide them in this area
Spread all stack all
Box all upgrade
okay we got this and one upgrade and then I'm gonna auto stock restock those and
then that was probably a bad idea because it's early but let me see we'll do
double water all right now I'm gonna say auto stocks when you drive by right
Oh shit, I don't have the cooling unit.
Alright there it is.
You can put more on one row.
Oh you can move the car with CNX.
I know you can, but I bought the restock.
Maybe I need a reload because I just upgraded it.
Oh wait, no, you have to actually shift click the boxes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to shift click the boxes.
All right, there we go, all right, we got a double vending machine.
Oh, I got the minigame.
What the hell is this dude?
I can't escape this game.
I- oh, whoa!
Plus five bucks?
Oh, this is like Suica, but you get paid.
There's more incentive here.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, dude.
Let me just pog off real quick.
Okay, okay, hold up.
Hold on, hold on.
back tomorrow zero left oh all right I made a little money there I don't know
how expensive this game is but it's a it's not bad the OST is really solid
to average cost current price 60 and 75 okay so literally it just makes it so I'll leave
it at 60%. I see. Oh, it actually leaves out there too.
Hmm. Zero left. Hmm. Five days. 228. I guess now you gotta just chill. You can't like speed
the day up you just have to kind of micromanage your store yeah you kind of
just have to micromanage it and like slowly keep buying more shit no you can't
end the day I think you just kind of wait it out unless I can oh wait can
Can you actually do that?
$1.99.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Red soda co-partnership, one time delivery, delivery 150 red soda added to your warehouse.
I feel like we should do the toy capsule.
Focus on the first one.
Are you kidding me? Someone shit on my machine overnight?
Oh yeah, there's a way to take the graffiti off.
I don't know how.
It said do something with the graffiti and you get money.
There's a way I just don't know how.
All right, hold up. Let me see.
All right.
Somebody put a bunch of garbage on here.
Okay, let's see.
Are you buying shit from the grocery store and selling it in the vending machine?
Yes, it's literally paying for convenience.
Yeah, where's my stock?
I'm going to have a third vending machine that is just filled with other things.
What am I doing right now?
What am I doing?
Storage, house, enter, there we go.
I know not everything is a hot item, but it's fine.
This game does not like when you do that.
Alright, we need some organization here.
This is abysmal looking.
Or we just stack it with all the hot stuff.
Throw some random shit in there.
444.
I don't need any of this.
chance to sell drink items by 10%. That wouldn't be bad putting on this year.
We'll put that there. I could spend 30 bucks.
You could unlock the final vending machine in this area day eight. Oh, it blocks me.
Oh, shit. This is broken.
Alright, now you have to install every part. I have to actually install the fucking screw thing.
Alright, I'm gonna bed.
I'm gonna bej.
And the day.
How much money did we make?
200.
Come on.
Unlock a product category in the shop.
Oh, your shipment box is going to hold 10 items.
Unlock stationary and book items at the market.
Okay, I see how this works.
Now you can unlock new item categories, DLCs, your package management, and even bigger discounts at the market.
That's how they get you here.
That's how they get ya.
I'll come back to this.
327.
Looks like all the cash.
157.
Let me go fill this up.
We could just leave this like this right now.
Machine when it gets dirty, increase trust by all customer and higher chance to sell
all items by 10% with a solar panel.
Yeah, I mean, I think that shit's worth it too.
I'll put a solar panel on both of them.
Double solar panel.
Why the hell would you not use that upgrade?
Anything that makes it so you sell faster.
Why are we paying to upgrade the shop for them?
No, you can buy them as well.
Yeah, but wait till day 8 and I think it's like day 7 or some shit.
I should probably go and buy more drinks.
Just restock.
I don't have enough money to buy everything, though.
Whoops.
Oh, you know what? I didn't buy water.
Water.
76 bucks, I'll play it this week after this, hold on, hold on, hold on, there you go,
this actually, if I can upgrade this and make it so I need this right here.
I might have enough to quickly upgrade this.
27 bucks? Nope. Nope. Not enough. That's not giving me enough though. Oh, it continues!
Oh, you piece of shit!
Actually continues.
Oh my god, I didn't mean to do that, but...
I just need an apple there.
Billy.
That's sad.
I just need an apple there.
I just need an apple there.
Billy.
That's sad.
That should have been it right there.
That should have done it.
Sleek it, Evo?
Ah, that's it.
That's it.
That's over.
It's over.
Yeah, that was a decent amount.
And now I have enough to upgrade to 300.
I can put a bunch here now.
Last place, chocolate milk.
Yeah, you gotta invest a shit ton, alright?
A lot of investing in it.
15 in stock. What?
Did I miss some in here? 15 in stock, really?
Oh wait is that 15?
Really?
In my warehouse, I had more drinks than I never got.
Oh, there's two right there.
All right, got a bunch of other things to...
Stock those trading card packs. We have like nothing of...
of. And I need more as well. I need more of that shit. Fifteen my ass. There's way more
I needed. Let's put this toy in here and see if somebody buys it. And I'll end the day.
So the most 18 bucks for the yo-yo it didn't tell me oh it showed it after
Yeah overnight is where you find like a big amount of money
Okay, okay.
Alright, very nice.
774.
I don't think there's really any other higher chaser items in quiet areas, which isn't
this oh shit 650 on this what is making me more money stats it doesn't tell you
which vending machine is making more money top item mini yo yo best area
Yeah, whatever.
All right, whatever, this is my first one,
so I'm just gonna upgrade the shit out of it.
All right, more reason for people to buy stuff.
Let's see.
There it is.
Upgrade.
I'm pretty sure once the rent period hits,
I can choose to buy it.
Two days left because I can go here and I can update the lease and I can just buy it for 460
No, no, no watch I'm gonna end the day and I'll buy it today
Oh my god, I didn't do Suica, I'm in Money Maker.
I missed it.
Shit, man.
How the hell isn't a day eight yet?
Come on man, this game doesn't have the physics this week it does, the shit doesn't even move.
I had a feeling that was going to happen.
I had a bit of a feeling that was going to happen.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Leave that there.
we got these connections and pretty much pretty much yeah
454 um is there anything I can put in here let's try this toy tomorrow one day
left I can now I can buy this in like two seconds
Yeah, I can buy this in like two seconds. Actually, I probably can afford it now.
There it is, boys. We now own the machine. There it is. It's ours. We own nothing. Actually,
Actually, we're still on this one. Shit.
But still.
I don't know my moment.
It'd be nice if this told me the ones that I have in my vending machine already.
But I guess I can always change it up.
Oh, this is the only hot drink.
in the area, let's see if this works and some pear juice, oh my god I can't afford this.
Oh my god.
What if I came up or something?
Don't do it please.
Don't do it please.
Damn, I couldn't fill this trot.
Oh my god, I couldn't feel it.
It's all good. Let's see what happens tomorrow.
$354.
Just like I'm a mess with your machines. They're all broken now. I wonder who did that. Probably you you piece of shit.
I bet it was you buddy.
No, looks like we have some competition. Oh my god. Yo, their snackies look so good.
We have to work harder, I'm sure our key machines will attract more attention than that boring checker battle.
We get up at the rival vending machine company and take over the spot.
Oh, maaaan. What a piece of shit.
This game has such low sound effects like they're there, but they're very low
Hey, I like by ship like stuff wait rent
What hello cost 1,000 oh my god, oh
This is not normally
Wait, is it still broken?
There it is, there it is.
Buddy, screw you, bro.
Okay, screw you.
My vending machine will prevail.
Get out of my UI.
Oh wait, we're still got time.
I still don't know how to do the thing with the vending machines or the graffiti.
sure what you do with the graffiti.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing right now.
I'm playing for tomorrow and today.
Oh that would have been nice.
Because tomorrow you gotta put these together again.
There it is, we take those, we take those.
Uh, tomorrow's a new day.
Oh wait, what the heck?
Over 400 collected?
here
how about that
unlock a new category?
Yeah, I will
Set in trends drive out demand a specific product become popular across the city
So your towels might have to see which items are hot in the area
Oh wait, is there a question I finished
All right, let me unlock a product at the market just for the sake of it.
Oh, 25% discount at the market.
Well, there you go.
Unlock gadgets.
All right, wait 900 dude now we're gonna unlock like tiny tools
You can start vending machining graphics cards
Wonder if that opens up at the house it does
What happened advertising spot available red this spot 24% sales chance for stationery and
Both products for drink products
Is this for everywhere this better be for everywhere
That's fine Christmas on the areas where you place them choose posters that match together if items you saw the most in that area for the best result
Yeah, I think it's the whole area
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mmm.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mmm.
LED panel.
S...all funny.
I don't think we really need, auto collect the money from the machine.
Sixth, eh, those are, those aren't needed.
Those aren't needed right now.
What's going on here?
Oh, can I play this now?
Available day 20.
I don't know why it just launched me all the way over there.
At this point, I'm just coming back to play this machine.
I was hoping I would push it down.
It feels bad.
Oh my.
Okay, well you know what, whatever dude, okay, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever,
I'll take them all.
We don't have to do the hot items, alright.
The hot items are a scumas.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, the next place to open up is gonna be Komorebi for 1300.
You know what?
Let the noob sell the hot items.
We'll sell the stuff that isn't hot, okay?
Because while everybody else is selling the hot stuff, we are gonna sell the not hot
stuff because everybody's gonna have the hot stuff.
So what have the unique stuff because everybody else has the hot stuff
My mom why does it keep looking moving me all the way over here? I don't know why it's doing that
I sort of like the mouth whoa, I sort of like the car bugs or some shit
Oh, sometimes you can mess up the stack, I think you can auto sort, spread all, stack
all, spread all, already spread, stack all, yeah there we go, and I'm gonna go to Bege.
We're printing now. I am printing.
Oh ho ho ho.
There's better nice, my guy.
Are you kidding me?
Are you serious?
Come on, man.
Oh my God, man.
So many things to break and these kids do this.
Why bro, why?
Why?
Yeah, this game is not bad, right?
Unless you have no taste.
We're always needs a character to grind gear for 1845 we're moving guys we're moving we're
expanding our businesses to coma reppy homes I'm more professional now so now my signature
has evolved. The one, the only, Mr. Loom. We're gonna rent that shit. What the heck is that?
We're gonna do some basic upgrades here.
We're gonna be settling some...
some snackies.
We're gonna be selling some snackies.
Discount snackies only.
Alright, cracker chips.
Um, noodles, oigiri, milk.
heating, cooling, filter, hot items.
Fine, we'll just do a bunch.
Hopefully these don't need a upgrade. Hopefully these don't need what I think
need you need cool oh god oh god I failed oh god oh dear oh this is gonna be a
pain in the ass okay okay okay can we stick to guys okay shit yeah when do we
unlock the bank I need a loan
this isn't good oh no I can always go sell the onigiri in a different spot I
I gotta make more money in these vending machines.
How much money has this made?
40 bucks?
Oh, it tells you there's a rival.
This already has a rival here.
Gotta wait it out.
Day 10. How's it looking? Rainy, ongoing rain keeps people in door. No! We lose money
in the rain! I never thought of that! Yo, who the fuck wants to go to a vetting machine
during the rain? Shit. This is why we need to go to a sunny climate. Shit.
See it, bro.
Are you kidding?
Yeah, this is a piece of shit, man.
Why are you stopping this I'm throwing
Oh, that's it. Okay. All right. So we're gonna next game here, but it's a cool game, bro.
It's a satisfying game. It's a satisfying game. It's a cool game. All right, next game as
We continue, boys.
We are headed to a game known as a game that most likely will
be Alteford that I've played before,
but is now officially out.
Let's see. The next game is known as a brand new release that may or may not be funny for
five minutes and then not funny I don't know I don't remember I don't fully
remember
you got a brand new release coming at you here ultimate the drummer unlimited oh
oh my god cool is higher than high whoa that's gonna say unique unique unique
game fight unique do you wish to set as a base get you wish to set as base
No, he's new, dude.
The name Pagolis, bro, what are the randoms?
Pagolis.
There must have been a Pagolis, bro, in, like, ancient Rome.
I'll make him kind of normal all right my color maybe maybe I'm still working I'm still
working gluttony, hunger, power, prince, princess.
Oh you can, you can go like all L. Okay here we go. Okay. That looks like he's just
being eaten alive. All right, no hunger, just pure fatness. Skin, hue, brightness, shimmer,
nah, he doesn't have any shimmer dude, this guy is fucking mad. Overlay, lip color. All
All right. The shimmer does add a lot.
Here.
Okay, we can't see, man.
Can you back it up a little bit?
Can you back up a little bit?
Nothing, shit, dude.
Blonkos, brodera, Blonkos.
I
Long go
How's the head bro, how's the head face type?
Face type I feel like we're chipped whoa, what if we just make it fucking normal wait a minute
Wait a minute
like why do you need a face and like why is this is an option
How are you shitting?
Oh yeah man, oh yeah bro
Yeah, bro.
I don't know, man.
What even is this bar, bro?
What even is this?
How does that even happen bro?
Face dent.
You can't even tell.
Plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop
Put the dent in the middle
All right y'all hold on bro hold on this is where we're going here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm right there
Bring it in
Bring the face type out
Face three
Bring it. I'm looking for a more ogre-ish look
All right, this guy right here
Maybe bring it back face three face three
The dent the dent
Now we're gonna make the dent insanely. Okay. The lore is it's like wukong. Okay. He got punched in the face wicked hard
And now he's trying to fucking regain his consciousness or his fucking memories
uh to then go kill the guy the punchman face
all right so he the story starts with he has he doesn't remember what happened
right there right there he doesn't remember but he's gonna know he's gonna
know. I think he's good bro. Insane gong.
In the beginning there was harmony. The gods of music, each a master of their craft, filled
the world with melody and rhythm. Felix, the god of song, with hair as silver as moonlight.
Sator with his enchanting flute danced with the wings Travis the guitarist whose fingers galloped across strings
far the bassist with deep resonant tones and the chiller a turntableist who scratches channeled
But among them stood Tobin the lord of rhythm
His beats were powerful
Primal and they spoke to the deepest fears and desires of motors
Fearful of his growing influence, the other gods banished him, silencing the drums that
once thundered across the lands.
In his exile, Tovan's heart turned cold.
He vowed revenge.
One fateful night, Tovan returned.
With the fury born of betrayal, he shattered the harming.
The gods fell, their melodies lost to the winds of time.
Music is fractured scattered. Yeah, I can see a movie deal, bro. I can see it
Thousands of years the world's new only
But once vibrant plans became shadows of their
Hope still
Foundation of all
Whoa science
Oh
Okay
All right, this is where you gotta make music bro. Oh my god, I
I remember this is where the game got kind of annoying because you just keep hearing the beat over and over and over again
Even if it's good it gets annoying we need like a little rhythmic beat
Oh, it's left-right.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
There it is.
We'll take it right there.
We'll take it right there.
Confirm.
Maybe, maybe, maybe no symbols.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Okay, okay.
Yo, can you stop spinning?
You can get equipment later.
There, we just made it dance.
That worked.
Oh yeah, I can change my tempo as well.
Bro, this is Elvin and Ring, but you're a drummer.
I don't know what else to tell you, bro.
It's pretty straightforward.
Oh shit, it's the first puzzle.
I wonder if I have to match the rhythm or just...
Jeans.
Jeans! Oh shit, we got jeans!
Oh shit, man!
Whoa!
Oh my God, it's like Sonic the Hedgehog.
There's presets.
I traveled through here.
Oh, shit.
Wait, can I shut this off?
Oh
Okay, hold up I was doing something with the beat
Okay
I think I lost all my beat-souls.
There it is, boys.
There it is.
Nice, all this?
No?
Nice.
Good stuff.
Easy.
Made it.
Who is this?
Oh my god.
How do I save you?
Is that a C-4?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
What are we doing here?
What are you doing to do?
Oh, you're so dead.
You're so dead.
You're so dead, bro.
Okay, okay, relax, relax, oh, you're so dead, dude.
He needs to like, match the beat.
Aw, you're so mad, dude.
I see the lava!
Aw, you can't start over, okay.
Yeah, is the caution what you don't do?
Yeah, I think it's different drums for different nails.
All right, let's see here
I don't know if I'm doing this right
I don't know this is right dude
Is this right?
Am I going down?
Am I going down?
Am I going straight down like this?
Maybe it's one hit.
I don't think it's one hit.
Okay, he's not even...
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
He's not even
Let's hear
Alright.
Okay.
Oh shit, yo, construction boots.
Nice!
All right, hopefully I can get off this drum. I've been glued to it for years.
Oh, R clears all?
What's going on here? Are you real?
Oh my item asked about Dar floor for bloom what
Okay, that's blowbriam I listen to all that
Okay, there's like three people we got to do stuff with insane lower
I think that's one of the guys raise the DJ we got to get to we got to get there
Oh, I have zero musical skills, motherfucker.
What have you released, bros?
Actin' like he has, like, these all the billboard top 500.
Shut the fuck up.
Okay, buddy.
He's acting like he has, like, an album or some shit.
I saw where I needed to go. You gotta go to the right. These other ones are just straight
shots. But then it changes.
There it is. Easy.
Where's the bird, man?
Oh, there's lowers.
Alright. Ultimate drummer. Hold on.
This feels like a UB game, basically.
Where is this bird calling at me from?
All right, it's the last elevator.
Come on, man.
Come on.
I think that is Steve Austin.
OK.
Maybe I should have waited another 20 seconds.
And why is this so slow?
Are you kidding?
This right here is where I quit the game.
OK.
Wait, you know what the tempo, oh wait, hold on, hold on, you actually control that, okay.
That your music affects the world is because I don't have a meat playing.
There we go. Okay, okay, okay.
FAAA! FAAA!
AHHHHH!
I CAN DO!
Are you curious?
Ahhhhhhhh!
Hi there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.
There we go, there we go, patience!
There it is, boys, there it is, insane view.
How the hell do we get to the other side now?
I hear the guy, dude. He's like above me right now.
Where do I go from here, boys? There's no way I can make that, unless I can.
Maybe I can make this.
Wow.
That's what I'm supposed to do.
Alright, if you tell me this is from the guy who made baby steps, I believe you.
This is like one of the devs that wanted to make this game, but left because the other dev wanted to make baby steps.
I don't know what to release this game.
I can see how Boblin were related.
What is happening?
Whoa!
Yeah
I think these are the three titans.
There it is, there it is, that guy looks creepy as hell.
Yeah, that guy looks creepy, bro.
Oh my God.
Way bad.
What even is that?
Haha, okay.
Haha, Vincent?
I guess I don't need to drum.
What?
What even happened?
Okay, dude.
Yeah!
What up, man?
Do I know you?
Okay!
I
Mean we wish the bloody house and no worries if not all right, bro. I hear like a guitar going off
Oh, yeah, he is up here
our band
Someone someone's going crazy up here
Where you at, bro? I hear you!
What's this? An axe?
I can throw shit.
What the hell is this guy doing?
Uh-oh.
I wonder if I should actually talk to that guitar guy.
What the hell is this?
I
Who the hell is this
You drummer with a nice piece of kit ain't seen that I'm gonna hope you know what to do with it
Darius used to make jungle tunes proper ones layer that shake your chest make your own move
Yeah, I sell what's a love bitch for my NPC the last cut through everything went to hell
Got closed though to
Built for chilling, built for fighting these days, you need gear that does both.
Aw, really? Jungle?
I'm fine, both. Let me see what do we have here.
I'm not sure where you actually apply those things.
99 gems?
This is kind of weird.
Eight-o-eight?
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
I'll wait until I get different ones.
What the hell are we right now?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
This actually is Elden Ring but you're a drummer I was just joking but it actually is.
Okay, flip your other item.
What even is this shit, man?
Oh
Nice
What the heck?
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
That's what the drums are for, dude.
That was the mini-boss.
His name is Cagolas.
What?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Castle Gregory! Am I coming down to your base?
Why is this game randomly not bad?
What?
What's just happened?
What the heck?
What the heck?
How do you stand?
Nice.
Okay.
Wow.
There it is, man.
Whoa.
Whoa.
As one of those games, not many people will never know exist, but you guys know it existed.
Alright, we knew.
We us and the devs knew.
I don't know that's gonna even the distance.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Oh, he's the singer.
Oh.
Oh.
I wonder eventually if we like make a ban.
Travel to another world?
What the hell is this guy?
What the heck?
I might need some music here.
I remember a while, boys. I need all the musical geniuses. Okay, hold on, hold on. Let's see.
What changes what? Okay, well that changes that. How about this one? Why not just change
These are one at a time.
Right?
This might not be the way you're supposed to do it.
Oh
My god
Well, this is a random ass wedding dress.
I remember my my my last month, my last month, my last month.
Change performer? Oh. Really? That's crazy, bro. Okay, so you can actually complete
You can change a bunch of stuff
How do you have what am I looking at here, okay, how do I get you to stop?
Hold remove
Okay, I think I removed it
Okay, we're gonna go here
Okay, we're gonna go here. Okay, we're gonna stop
Okay, okay
No, bro
we have a
Oh.
Budget, budget tactile.
I
And
The band
They're like, they're not matched.
Oh wait, you know what? I think it's president's clone over here.
I
I got a load of this guy's volume.
I
I'm an everbrow, whatever, whatever, bro. I'm not gonna experiment with a bunch of fucking bars here for the next 30 minutes while god damn guy typing on his fucking piano.
Alright, just like just kind of nothing about music. All right
All right, here we go next game. Yeah, that game was crazy though, bro
That game was crazy. I was I was actually a really cool game man
our next game as
We
People we are headed to another one
Known as... This is the demo actually. This is the demo of the game.
This is actually the demo of the game.
Let's see what we got going on here people hold up hold up oh this one is
on Twitch.
Alright, next game as we continue is a heavily voted for game known as Trees Hate You.
Trees hate you.
Let's see what this is.
Be this loser, design a victim.
Be this loser.
Ah, nice day on the beach.
Not the beach, but I'm using my mind to take it to the beach.
I swear that tree had a gun.
I swear that tree had a gun.
I swear that tree had a gun.
I swear that tree had a gun.
I swear that tree had a gun, brother!
Okay, bro.
Okay, brother.
Okay.
What?
How did I pass the first time?
Okay!
Dude, the first time, I guess I'm gonna try juking it now.
Alright.
Okay!
Alright, at this point they're just sending rogue trees out.
All right, this is some dynamic shit here.
All right, buddy.
Ah, nice drive, buddy.
Nice drive, buddy.
Nice drive, buddy.
All right.
You have to, like, quadrant.
Everything is a square.
I'm scared now hey I know you're moving
Oh
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you shot
Oh, oh my god, are you kidding me? I made it to I made it
Okay that came out of nowhere that time
Are you kidding me I tried moving I need to quickly go to the right of the tree
Okay, bro, what do you mean stay left? I just killed by a tree earlier going left
If I get killed by a tree on the left man, okay, banning all of you banning all of you
I'm sick of the the backseat dumbass gamers. I'm done with you
Bro missed the attempt where we went left and then has the type go left
there it is there it is okay well all good yeah I still did it because he makes me
he made me think I fucked up so I have to double-check
Yeah, sometimes you guys say stuff so confidently I need to do it again because I don't trust
what I just did.
Okay, we're running.
We're running here.
We're running.
Trats?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
All right, all right, all right.
Okay, okay.
I see what you guys are doing here, huh?
You have one?
Oh my God.
Why do they all have one?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can't hesitate there. You just gotta send it.
Dude.
The angle of this guy's shot.
Oh
All right, I gotta go right left
All right, here we go here we go here we go maybe he's done nope
All right, here we go here we go
I'm gone. I'm gone. I'm gone.
Go, go, go, go, go. Oh my god!
I thought he moved.
Go, go, go, go, go.
There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. Easy.
Okay!
What if this was real life?
I don't see the flag down here.
Are you serious dude?
Are you kidding me?
No one can anticipate that.
Yeah, maybe I should have went to the sign.
There it is.
This goddamn game, bro.
Manapapua.
All right, we gotta do this faster. Okay, we gotta do this faster.
Oh my god
Right
Okay, I just oh whoa, whoa, can I use this cover? Oh my god
Okay
Scales boys
Oh yeah, how long is this demo?
How long is this demo right now?
Oh
Oh my
Okay, I'll help.
What's the catch? What's the catch?
Okay.
No way. I- dude, you're kidding.
The strat!
I don't even think I can go this way I have to restart
I have a feeling I go all the way to the right!
Oh my god!
The dodge.
Oh.
That was an, that was a shot right there.
Are you kidding me? Is that not like a staircase?
Why is it designed like a staircase, but you can't fit into the gap?
Oh my god.
I'm dead.
Watch.
dead
there it is boys holy shit there it is
there it is boys
I'll go this way.
Oh, I guess.
Not really.
are you serious right now are you serious
Oh
My god, that's me
Okay, is this the same tree dude
The class who's that three the class who's
Oh
Oh my god, he tripped me
Hey, I know what your motives are
Okay, okay, that's not that bad
What?
Yikes.
Ow!
Yay! We made a pass!
Yeah!
Yeah, I don't I'm not on trust anything anything wooden in this forest. I don't trust
Anything wouldn't I don't trust
Your signs
Okay
No
Okay, man.
Insert coin.
Damn, I suck.
No way, dude. No way.
way I should have done the other thing first. That's unfortunate.
There we go.
What the hell is this?
Whoa!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Why is there a road here?
You made it out of the forest?
Whoa.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Yeah, this guy, this guy really made a game, huh?
Wow.
Okay.
Okay.
All alone.
All right, we'll be there when it comes out.
out. Be there when it comes out, baby. Our next game as we continue down the sub Sunday
route people we are headed into another brand new release. Yeah, tomorrow is play through
mode. The channel goes into
play through mode. PS5.
Seraphs. We're going in. Yes.
Indeed. A low ski.
Might take two streams might
take three.
Probably two streams.
Known as Captured To...
Oh shit.
Hold on, boys, before we get started, I am going to take a piss, one minute.
All right, here we go.
Oh boy, I love these type of games where you got to speak into the microphone because they
want you to get scared, no.
I hate these bucket-tip again. This is a little worse gimmick.
test. Each time you enter a new loop, there are small changes in your house. Do not overlook
any anomalies and make sure to capture them on camera. Each one is linked to a room and
you need to fully stand within it to capture the anomaly. Do not interact with any-
Whoa
Okay
Shaders compiling
Okay. Let's see what we got going on here, people. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see.
Let's see. Let's see.
Okay.
Play. Normal Horus. Normal brother.
The
Emily Carter case 23 missing person
it's your sister Emily we just woke up screaming
there's a man in the closet isn't that right
okay
don't scream this time
let's have a look
oh
Boo!
Ah!
There.
No.
Just close.
So next time,
you can just watch this video instead.
Uh-oh.
Rose?
What just happened?
Dad?
No!
Oh, God!
Okay, that just changed everything.
Grab and push doors, zoom toggle flashlight, uh-oh sprint sneak.
Take a brief look around the house something seems off all windows and ceiling lights are
gone this is the default loop and it goes it does not contain any novelties any changes
of the environment and later loops consider them an anomaly. Chat, remember this, okay?
Memorize everything, analyze. Alright, everything looks fine to me. How big is this anomalous
state. Lock doors are normal. Office. Got a couple of different things here. Okay. Another
The door looks pretty normal.
Sneak to move silently when the noise of the appears in your voice and in-game sound can
be heard.
Okay, and in-game sound.
If you are prone to motion sickness, you can turn off the immersive flashlight and
head bob.
All right, we got a kitchen here too, looks pretty straight forward.
Get a phone, a living room.
Okay, so now we got to identify six anomalies.
loop. Zoom on anomaly and use to capture it. Wait. Did I do it? You have locked in your
selection all anomalies are meant until you exit the loop.
I think that's right.
The whole fricking thing is in, the whole thing is upside down.
I mean, if there's one anomal- scanning for anomalies drains your battery.
Look around the house for new batteries, batteries, and entities that count as anomalies.
I'm assuming there's only one anomaly per loop.
So once I find it, I can go.
one time through the loop is a day. I don't see anything new here. And this is, I don't
Let's see anything different there.
I think this looks fine.
That passed the bathroom.
Sol looks fine as well.
Boys, I don't know, man, I don't know.
No, it can be one per loop. It says missing or incorrectly selecting an anomaly will reset
your ANOM counter after entering a new loop. So I think that means it was just one. So
So there can be multiple.
Okay.
There's one.
Pretty awesome.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Okay.
What?
Oh, there was nowhere to run.
Stay out of the hallway.
Oh, he's just got to fly into a door.
Frickin' Ringeding.
Frickin' Ringeding.
Is this here the whole time?
It's like the anomalies are kind of obvious, not like subtle object change.
So it seems like...
Oh, like this clearly.
There's a fucking gun here and a bunch of shit.
do I even type here?
What?
What do we even add here?
Miss it.
Deformed room?
Right?
I would say deformed.
I mean, I don't know what else.
Any move missing or extra objects, I guess it's just straight up objects, you're right.
Yeah these categories are actually very general.
Oh my god!
It's a shit.
Ring of Ding.
I don't think Ring-a-ding was the anomaly, no way to report that.
Door, wall, no clock, away.
Is there a clock that isn't there anymore?
I don't see anything.
seen on July 11th in his family home mysteriously disappeared from his
bedroom. Days later, his family discovered new footage recorded by Jason
himself on their home camera. Police began investigating video and audio
devices found in other victims' homes, uncovering tapes from seven more
missing individuals. In the recordings, the victims appeared trapped inside
their own homes. Missing windows, distorted pictures and disturbing
Anomalies are a common theme across all the recordings.
Authorities have now released a statement urging the public.
Uh-oh.
I mean, that's an anomaly, right?
The TV's on.
Electronic.
I think that's it, Matt.
Okay.
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.
Okay.
I'll leave the door open.
Alright.
Ring a bitch.
What the fuck are they?
Oh, this is clearly new, there's a staircase.
Dude, how about...
How about additional room?
Ah, I've been here!
Emily.
Emily, sweetheart.
I hope you can hear this.
Dad?
Uh, please, put your tapes.
I'm looking into them.
God, I hope you can hear this.
Dad?
The police took your tapes.
They're looking into them.
There were others as well.
Other kids.
But most don't have tapes.
Other parents said to try calling our home number.
They said they were able to communicate through a voicemail.
I'll find a way back, dad.
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
shit so when do I mark an anomaly
hell bro this game actually seems like it's pretty damn well made seems like
actually a well-made scary game might be worth completing
oh
Am I moving? Oh.
Okay, that's completely changed.
I'm in an indoor water park.
I wonder if I should have selected this as the anomaly, I'm kind of just like playing
it without going through the anomaly.
I don't think I've actually ever been to a water park.
This whole fucking place is an anomaly, dude.
I've been to an amusement park, connected to water parks, but never been to like a water
park, water park.
Wait, so now we're back.
Okay, so clearly this is the anomaly then.
Deformed room, right? Deformed room? Now, is that it? It is. Yep, success. Ring-a-ding,
Gitch?
Oh, he's not here today.
He did not show up today.
That's new.
Wall writing.
I think this room is normal.
It's closet.
Normal.
Dude, what's the anomaly?
Monsters aren't anomalies?
Should I go in?
Oh, it said monsters aren't anomalies.
I don't know.
anything then I restarted small bedroom had an object this game is so subtle with
stuff I swear this always has one I'm leaving
Whoa, never mind.
There's no way it's more than two on the first.
Oh, should I need battery and I've yet to see any battery?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hi, I'm Jason.
I was captured.
You must be captured too.
I don't know what to do.
I scheme my loop. Only none of them here.
I'm trying to map out your house, but I'm just not familiar with it.
And as much as I try, I just can't memorize anything at this point.
I only remember these doors, and I'm a doorist.
These doors?
Just be very careful which one you pick.
Where are the batteries? There's no batteries in the office?
What am I supposed to do?
What to do?
I
My
hey baby
yo bruh
yo come in dude
dude come on come on
hey wait wait wait wait wait
Okay, that was close.
Dude, how are there no batteries anywhere?
There's not a single battery.
Are you joking?
There it is, saved.
I swear the writing on the wall was normal.
I swear in the bathroom there, the writing on the wall was normal.
It wasn't.
This?
True.
That may be the only one.
Three of six?
Three of six.
Dude, what?
What? Office? Electronic?
Dude, this game is difficult.
What the hell is this?
Okay, that's a deformed ass room.
Deformed room, not missing room.
I'm about to play on easy.
That bumblebee was there, right?
I think everything's there.
Okay, we're good.
Easy.
Next.
Ah!
Okay.
Isn't there something on the wall right here?
Ah, wasn't there?
No?
I already changed the lighting for the lamp.
The lighting was the change.
Um, we're definitely missing another thing here.
Boys, I don't know, boys, I don't know.
Oh, buddy.
Oh, buddy.
Do we just leave?
Oh my, it's going to be like missing object shoe.
Oh my God, living room object.
Oh my God.
Okay, wait a minute. Was this always like this in the bathroom? Was the current always
Hold.
So, a moved object.
I might need to play on easy.
How am I playing on easy, boys?
I might need to be an easy gamer.
Sometimes you got him.
Dude, are you serious right now?
There was nothing I could have done.
Okay, always watching graffiti on the wall.
This office looks normal, this room looks normal, this is different, right?
It's usually not like this.
So I guess, uh, missing extra objects or deformed room.
I'm gonna say object.
And I bet it's not more than two.
Bathroom check.
Clear.
Was this always here?
Okay.
Office check.
It looks normal.
Nothing.
Kids room looks normal.
That's clearly not right.
Um, okay, sure.
This guy has to go in here.
There it is.
I have a feeling I left something.
It's going to zero me.
There's like a book missing.
You tell me there was a mirror here before and now it's a cabinet.
Is that what you're saying right now?
Never was the mirror.
Alright, I'm exiting.
I'm about to print pictures of every room.
And zero.
Oh!
Nice.
Okay, this looks normal.
I see nothing here.
Out of place.
Nothing here.
Um...
here. Um, this looks normal.
Hi!
Bring it in.
Stairs leading up. Is this the same thing?
Emily?
Emily, sweetheart. Hi.
God, I hope you can hear this.
Dad?
Please, check your tapes.
They're looking into them.
It's the same thing.
There were others as well.
Other...
You don't have to go to the polls?
Oh, okay.
Other parents said to try calling our home number.
They said they were able to communicate through voicemail.
You guys just broke it.
You broke it, boys. You broke it.
There's no way that's it. There's definitely missing something. Oh my god. I don't think
I think this is gonna work.
I have a feeling you didn't check the locked doors.
Yeah, actually they do unlock.
Not yet though.
Box on the hallway on the ground gone.
No, it's still there.
I'm going boys. Wow it was one bathroom check. Empty. I'll wait check.
Door. This looks normal.
I'm going. This looks normal.
This seems fine as well.
hell?
Oi!
Oh my god!
Nothing?
Well, that's clearly different.
Well, that's clearly different.
I don't know, man. I don't know. I feel like I missed one.
This guy's got more than a dual PC setup, dual monitor.
Was the kettle always in the kitchen?
Oh yeah, battery check.
I don't see any batteries around here.
Oh, it's right here.
Chad, what do you guys think? Is it a one?
We're at five of six. I really don't want to do this over again.
I don't see anything in here.
The phone is still there.
This closet looks normal.
I don't see anything different here.
The bathroom looks like nothing's changed, or the kitchen, and the one I'm going.
Oh.
All right, last one.
Please be obvious.
I think it is obvious.
something green over there. Okay.
Oh my god. Almost died. Yeah, that's clearly different right there.
Whoa.
How about this?
This is clearly different as well.
Exit the loop and finish the day.
Whoa.
It's been a year.
A year?
For us, at least, for you.
Just Dave.
At least that's what the investigators told us.
At least that in some tapes kids seem to forget things.
Like, that place is slowly wiping their memories.
But you got this.
Your, uh, your sister and I are waiting for you to come back.
Don't forget that.
This is the new default loop and it does not contain any anomalies.
A new room has been unlocked.
The number of required anomies has been increased.
Staying too long within a loop will drain your sanity.
13? They're going to be like 10 on the floor.
Oh, we do have this now.
All right, we just got the laundry room.
Okay.
Wait, so like, is this, did it say it changed?
Is this the new default, right?
Yeah, this is the new default.
It's been a year.
This room still looks identical.
This looks identical, too.
OK, so this is going to be nothing.
Now it starts.
Okay
Clear
Normal
Not normal
I got to meet the inhaler
Ask your doctor to leave me his right finger
Or visit a lethal medical center today
Say goodbye to your depression
And welcome to the new year
For the achievement
For the achievement
I had a feeling where your shit was going to show up
I had a feeling, buddy
I had a feeling, bro
I-I-you're predictable now, asshole
Literally, buddy, you're predictable
this looks normal all I saw was one there it is was I'm now an expert at this
game memorized speedrun initiated nothing this is neat there's a casket here of a
chair. Beloved chair. Oh no, feels bad. Alright, this is obvious. Deformed room or just, um,
extra objects, missing objects. Was this yellow ought, was this yellow basket here the whole
time? It must have been. Probably was right. I swear this actually isn't a thing you need
to look in and it's only one ring of shit left.
Block the stair at him.
Well, now I'm stuck.
I don't see anything here.
You might still get me here.
I'm gonna die anyways, because I don't have the anomaly selected, so...
Yeah, that was dumb.
All right, boys, let's see here, expert mode.
Okay. Clearly a change. Object. Nothing. Nothing. I swear something's missing here. Did they
They removed the three statues.
I don't know if the new default
is not having any statues here.
The dolls.
It's normal, right?
Doll is the old room.
Yeah, he was like a pixel away.
I've yet to see the change in this room.
There's never an anomaly in this room.
might be a creature but no anomaly. Just one here. I'm going with one. Alright buddy,
All right.
Okay, dude.
Yeah, what do you think?
Should I keep going or next game it?
That's a cool game.
It seems like it is worth potentially beating.
It's almost like an anomaly game with a plot.
Yee.
Next game.
I'm sorry.
Next game.
Let's see what we have here.
Oh, we're going into a bit of a scary game power-out right here.
Next game is another one known as...
voted for.
Known as idols of ash.
All right, let's see what we have here.
I
Would we have he oh
Have a left click and a right click
I'm in a desert, I've got a tent over there, that's where I spawn from, in a long journey
a sleuthless night all that matters now is finding it and seeing her okay you're into the distance
Come on! Yeah! Oh god, we're going in there. Is that my HP or sanity? What is that? I just
needs to get to the bottom of this place. Can I like catch this mid-airer?
Ow. Okay, that's HP.
What is this?
You breathe in the ancient ashes, the musty scent of stale air is replaced with pine and
morning dew.
You can almost see the faint outline of your village.
Staring awake you remember it was the day you left for this place.
You don't want to remember this, it serves no purpose to you now?
This is like a... wait.
Alright, this is like a checkpoint.
Okay, so far so good.
Just one broken leg.
Oh my god, I got scared.
Okay.
That was bad.
What was that?
What the hell was that?
What was that?
That could have been bad.
I could have been bad.
I bet you can do some crazy speedrun where you just drop and quickly grapple.
There must be a way to do that.
Like you can drop down and grapple.
You definitely can.
There's definitely a way to do it.
You gotta just, it's kinda hard to tell how he throws it.
It's like how he throws it is weird.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Chats, just wait till I figure this out, you're done.
I'll write a book about it.
Oh
For further
Oh my god, all right, okay
I don't know how I can really connect to that.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Dude, I'm not gonna make this.
Oh my God!
You're kidding, bro.
There's literally nothing.
Dude, I chinked, but then it didn't work.
I
Always believe
I'm telling you, it's gonna be so satisfying to actually hit this.
It'll be so satisfying that I'd rather do this a thousand times.
Because if I connect and I hit the checkpoint, it'll be so good.
It's a satisfying sound.
Okay, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, how does this connect?
Wait, it still hits.
If it falls, it still connects.
And then you also survive the impact hit.
Okay, so wait a minute.
All right, the rope definitely loses everything.
Yeah, the sense of falling is pretty awesome in this game.
And this is it!
This is it!
Oh!
Okay, okay, okay, that was what I thought I'd do from here.
Look at that insane grappler right there.
God damn.
Oh my.
Oh my god.
You're kidding.
Oh my...
Oh my god! You're kidding.
Please! Please!
Dude...
Does this game actually have like a... like an end-end?
This is actually a cool game. I kind of want to get it down to the bottom I
Want to know what lies
Down under
I heard the ding. It was a little too late though. There's a 7 minute speed run. Well
you're about to see a six minute brah I heard the thing as I impacted
hi chat should I just do this legit one more time when we're going legit mode
okay well
that work the tree is slippery bro the tree is slippery
it is more fun. That's why it is some speed run music for a
buff this game needs like a subtle eerie soundtrack
Okay, wait, I have a different strat.
Yeah, they should make this into a multiplayer game.
And well, when you splat, you die.
And then who gets to the bottom first and you get a hook?
Where does this lead?
And then something's chasing you to the bottom.
I'm not sure.
A battery, Al?
What is this path?
Oh!
A lion ember has rekindled some vitality.
Oh, okay.
There's the tree right there.
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna miss the checkpoint, lol.
Oh my god, you don't need it, okay
Why is that right there I'm making record speed
Oh I see another one, but I'm probably gonna miss it and die
I'm gonna miss that there's no way I have to do the most insane that I'll hear
Yeah, that was a good run other than the pathing.
I'm getting used to the hook.
Alright.
I think I can fall here.
Oh, my God!
Wait, what the heck?
down there is it worth climbing back up to get the checkpoint I don't think so
are there a bunch of creatures coming after me he was down below okay this is
probably a bad idea. I fall and connect. This is for all the marbles. So it was supposed
Just to connect to that other one.
two lights at the other side
Nooooooo!
Damn man!
Damn man!
That was Donald Trump!
That's not on purpose!
Alright, let's sit here.
Okay...
EY!
We got it. Wait, the new strat is to just throw it up. The new strat is to literally throw it up.
your breath you breathe in the ancient ashes you see the shape of her it is
frail and twisted now the coil rot had already done this terrible job and left
you with the pieces you smell snick this hanging in the air you don't want to
remember this it serves no purpose to you now these ashes will remember you
What the hell, where is this?
Where am I?
Oh.
Okay.
Further into the depths we go, further in we proceed.
It's broken.
Got another heal.
Yo what the hell man?
Where's the next? Oh
Whoa
We gotta go down there boys
How'd I go down there? I don't know.
Let me get the land of the land. Is this actually just a drop in a pragy?
Another one down there.
I gotta say, the hook mechanic is really well done. It's satisfying.
This feels like it's gonna hurt.
Unless I can swing and maybe take no damage.
of
the
Oh, I'm dead!
That sucks.
Oh, that was a far...
Oh, there's a save right there.
Okay, I already progress. Good.
Oh, that's where I was. I just came from the other side.
You see the shape of her? It's strong, hill, beautiful, but distant.
You remember this moment? She waited for months for you to return.
Every step you had, ever taken was a step towards her.
Seeing her distant shape is unbearable now. It's too far.
You don't want to remember her like this.
Ye-HOO!
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah, I'm alive.
That is so bright, is that like a heal?
No, it's just a random light source.
Oof, I have no HP.
of
All right, there's the other heel okay
Okay.
Can I do it?
No.
I
Beep
All right, let's see, whoa, who's the- oh, that's her.
Dude, I bet the speedrun is so satisfying.
The problem with this game is you want to speedrun it.
You wanna like, clink, connect, and just like cover so much speed, or so much of, uh, shit.
When you want to do it cool, but you suck, oh no man, feels bad, relatable.
When you think you can do it, but you suck.
When you think you can, you're like, I can do that.
And then you try it, but you suck.
And I can do that, too.
And then you try it, and you suck ass, honey.
Come on, I can do that.
Man, come on!
Yeah, at this point, whatever's chasing me, I am more of a danger to myself.
Aight, a little late on that.
I was gonna hurt
I was we're making it to the bottom here we go here we go sending it
Okay, perfect
It's got this way.
A little more inner.
Where the hell is the...
There's a heel somewhere around here.
Whatever, Chat.
The same has a feeling where you think you can connect to it, but then you can- you
don't.
You think you can connect to it, but then you fail.
I clutched it at the end there.
Okay, this is the fun part.
Ahh.
Ah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What do I do now?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Why?
Why?
Why?
I don't know.
Why?
got it
I'm so fast, even the monster just like, I get out of his smell radius, he doesn't
I don't know where I am.
Must have been one of my farts.
Okay, I'm not really sure what you're supposed to do here other than just pray.
And hopefully you make it cuz I like I need a connect and not splat
I
Yeah.
Okay, ouch. Free ouch.
Where how have I not seen a save yet is that a save down there there the green
I make that skip three checkpoints
Ouch.
Ow.
Ah, come on.
I don't have enough HP.
Oh my.
Game, you're kidding.
What the hell are the checkpoints?
Is this going to kill me?
No way!
I was tempted.
No.
No way.
No way.
What does it mean?
You breathe in the ancient ashes.
They coach your throat and lungs, you fight the urge to cop in your eyes water.
Oh, I thought I beat the game.
They warned you this place was filled with illusions.
of the mind, intangible, and ruinous.
It claimed all who come here beat the face of regret.
There was no greater folly than to lose your life for a memory.
The shape of her manifests behind your eyes.
And all the thoughts of a brother follow your silence.
Wait, was that actually the end?
Oh, chef, are you kidding me, boys?
Are you kidding me, boys?
This is what I'm talking about.
Another one for the shelf.
I see.
There it is, boys. There it is. Another one. Another one for the books.
Look up a speedrun!
Guys that was basically a speedrun. Wait, Nightmare mode? What was that?
What? Fuck! It is faster and smarter. Kills have been destroyed.
Okay, I can't be that. It can't be that difficult.
This is just beef fogging off.
Is this the same area as before?
It is, this is where you fall down, right?
Nightmare mode.
This is the fun one.
Ow.
How fast is it?
Oh it's right there, I see it.
Maybe I should try getting caught once by it.
Uh oh, ow, risky.
risk
Alright, next game, next game, next game!
Next game!
Anything!
Alright, next game, buoys, as we continue, we are headed to another one, people.
Oh, boi.
Oh, boi.
Let's see what we got here the next video game.
The next game we are jumping to people is known as another scary game that may or may
may not be a altar for. Another heavily voted for game known as I told you a scary game power
hour.
This game...
is known as Brano Bruno Bruno transit
Here sir you have been accepted for training as a metro driver of Bruno transit please come to the registry office
In the vestibule of a diva load station to have at the paperwork. We look over to what could you?
This is my job.
This is my job now.
Is this like some Polish shit?
I think that's a design.
Oh, bad love from the brand platform, check the metronome.
Show Palmer, look what will come, I see a real mess here.
Yeah, he's popping off, dude.
He still has that on his head.
I can also read cards, but they show the same mess.
Oh, okay.
What is this telling me?
Where does one go and where does two go?
Oh.
So I need to go on the one. I need to go to ModoLess1.
I gotta go back to the Bodlo.
No?
Yeah, I swear to God. I swear to God.
god it's one bro travel to station de vatlo
what up man I didn't check the schedule
whatever
Hmm. All right, this is gonna get us a Devatlo.
Oh, the way it moves. It kind of looks like Mr. Bean.
Do-do-do-do-do-do. Oh, ticket inspection. All right.
Find the registry office.
Maybe this way.
Registry office.
The hell?
No ticket office here, no registry office here, no information desk here, no request here.
What the hell is going on? Who is this guy?
This is EU humor, guys. Just chill.
It's humor.
Where the hell is the registry office?
Is that the registry on the other side?
Bro, you already inspected my ticket, dude? This looks like a photo booth
Boys I'm lost. I'm lost. What do I do?
Yeah wait isn't this? Oh my god. Here, give me Kananga. New workers go counter-two.
Oh, new train driver. You need photo to make an ID card. The photo boot is down at the platform.
Yes.
Sheesh.
Oh, and I don't know.
It works.
Alright, pick up your pen and then come on, come on!
I think I'm gonna put a six of a red on the ball at the station of what I'm jammed. All right
All right, we gotta take the yellow line brother. Oh shit, bro, the new job
We work we work at the metro
Dude, the art is crazy in this game, man
You did a good job making the train move away the inside moves, you know.
Motorjam! Motorish!
Wait! No! Whatever!
I gotta wait. I gotta wait.
I'll be back. It's not that long.
I
Know we met it we met it here it comes
What
What the heck man
I have no time I'm trying to get to the
photo gem bro photo gem when's it coming
nice nice all right
All right, put that man.
All right, let's wait. Let's wait. Let's wait. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. I work here.
Why in the shift supervisor in the depot I don't think these shitties eat the shift
supervisor where is the shift supervisor who hot dogs where is the ship
supervisor what I'm gonna get a hot dog actually I'm hungry you don't have a
I have a meal ticket, oh.
Bro, where is the, where is he?
I did present my ID card when this happened.
Maybe I just didn't press the right button.
Oh, I just wasn't close enough, yikes.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Okay, so one keeps their dog here.
Yeah, whose dog is that?
The Shithead Brothers dog.
I hope it didn't scare you.
You're a funny Shithead, and I honored it.
Finally some health. Better do feel us.
I thought the back guy stopped the night shit.
Where is this guy bro? He's literally hidden.
Oh shit, there's a shitter over here.
This is him?
New blood. Every morning we meet at this place.
Set your alarm clock.
Okay.
Now go change into your uniform.
for you in locker number three. Okay, number three. All right, I worked. There it is. Just
checking if you need something. Wait, were you recording? And I forgot to give you a meal
ticket, so go buy a hotdog. Ooh. Ooh. The hotdog stand is up in the vestibule. We all go there.
I love sausages
What happened without mustard enjoy your meal oh damn
The way it's baked into the bread
That was amazing. Every day. Treat. That was the hot dog. Oh my god! No. Please, Mr. Supervisor, please.
Mr. Supervisor, please!
You don't understand!
I'll shit in the shower.
I got- I'll be back, I'll be back.
Oh god, I'm gonna shit on the ground.
about to happen. It's literally happening. Oh my god! It's locked! Why is that locked
to your...
Maybe I'm supposed to just shit next to him.
Okay, at this point, I don't know what the hell to do.
Dude.
Okay, at this point you're not even taking a shit, man.
You're not even taking a shit, dude.
Did I go to the next station's toilet?
No way.
I'm gonna break the game.
How far is this?
Oh my god, please be open, please, please.
Blash it, Bruno!
Blash it!
Ah!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's meeting time.
Wait, it spawned me back into...
I don't know what happened.
That smell here, I hate Bruno.
Alright, where are we meeting?
Oh my god did I do this the train is dirty with shit go to the back room for
the hose take my keys there's literally no hose in here they say Bruno is gold
What?
Maybe it was a key to the other side here.
Is this... is this really what's underneath the rail?
Oh, they're playing ping-pong.
The hose is not here.
Get out.
Oh, God.
Okay, okay.
Chill.
All this could go in.
What?
I'm confused.
I guess I'm going back.
That was the only path forward
You're not supposed to go there and the shister was looking for you he already found the hose
Okay
Actually the hose was somewhere else I brought it so wash it
All right, man, I'll take it from here Matt. I'll take it from us start from here
There you go, there you go
This is super life. Super life, dude.
Okay, okay, this looks nice.
How are we feeling? What do you think?
Oh, God. Idiot. Now you can wash it again.
Oh my god.
You knew I was the one that did this.
Sorry.
We still need to cover that stink.
There's air fresher in the toilet. Violet scent.
There it is. There it is. There it is.
There it is. Smell that right there.
Okay.
What a stink. Give me back the keys and start driving the train already.
What? I have no training!
Okay, well...
Gotta start somewhere.
Oh
That's already there
Maybe auto stops it felt like it auto stopped
All.
All.
Na na na na na na.
All.
All.
All.
All.
oh my god okay I never woke up bro what the heck what wait
did I never take a shit oh it's another next shift
Bad dream for the first ride it happens your instructor is already witty in the cab. Oh
Oh my god
I'm making breakfast in the meantime read the control guide
I'm not gonna use this. I had a dream
Okay, I had a dream I
Got the gist, buddy
I look like undo sticky cheese and I'll warm up the control panel while we ride fire it up and let's go
Ewww.
I'm sure I had to drive this thing, buddy.
Don't look at me, man. Don't look at me, dude.
You read the signal, idiot. Continue to the next station. Watch for a train ahead.
You need to back up?
Sorry, man.
I'm trying to get used to it.
On green signal continue to next station, okay.
Alright, I won't let you down here.
I won't let you down.
Come on, bro. Are you kidding me, man? Are you kidding me, dude? Even he doesn't know what to say.
Even he doesn't know!
Come on brother, I know, I know.
It's not me.
I'm impressed.
Not me.
I'm in a hotel or a food and a beach.
I'm never lying.
I know I know I know okay okay you know if this streaming thing ever falls
through you know if the dream ever dies you know I mean I know where to go next
I don't know where to go, bro!
Uh, what the hell, oh my god, what are you doing?
You're kidding.
So I did eat the hot dog?
That was all real.
Hey, wake up already.
You missed your shift?
No way. Deal with the shift supervisor. I can't wait for you all day. Oh no.
Second day on the job.
Sorry man, anyone who misses their shift has to donate blood, I'll mark it as a day off.
The donation room is at Sovenek station.
Sovenek?
Okay, how do I get there?
There's not even a line map here.
Soveneck?
What?
Where the hell is the map?
Maybe it's up here.
You're joking, right?
What even is this station?
Oh, the M works.
Soveneck?
I just gotta run the yellow twice.
And this one twice.
I
Hell
All right two stops
One more after this.
One more, one more.
Is this the entire gameplay?
This fucking thing.
Look at the inspection!
This fucking guy, he wants the damn...
He wants it to be open world.
He wants the damn...
He wants the battle pass, the season pass.
SOS.
Ugh, I can't go up there.
Where is the donation spot here?
I'm in the right area, right, Soveneck.
Hmm.
I can't go in there.
I can't go in there. And the SOS is here.
How am I missing this?
Hmm?
Uh, ma?
Yellow paint devs!
I asked somebody.
I have no idea.
Nope.
Maybe there's like an escalator thing?
Are you fucking kidding?
What the heck?
Donations are done behind the curtain.
I'll be right there.
Just need to grab my gloves.
Really?
I skipped my ship too.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Drink first so it flows well.
Oh, okay, is this normal?
Mm, that's water.
Mm.
She can't mind.
That is she can't, mother.
Your barb, nice vein, what's the thing that's in? Keep pumping!
Oh my God!
That's an insane blood bag!
I'm up here. Oh my god. Holy. God damn.
I heard bad bag today. It doesn't matter. We'll try another one.
Okay, bro. Holy shit. I don't want to do another one, man.
This is the most realistic blood bag I've ever seen in a video game.
It's actually crazy.
You may feel weak, nausea, dysentery.
Is that normal?
Small for health.
Okay...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what the heck?
Maybe I should have got the pizza where?
I made it, I made it!
What?
Oh my god.
I have a feeling this game is about the dead who lives in Bruno, who ate a hot dog in the
Metro and had like a food poisoning hallucination and he just happened to be a game developer
and this is his game.
It all started with the hot dog.
So something tells me this guy is just having crazy ass like visions from food poisoning.
it all started after eating the hot dog maybe
Dude, I'm wearing half of what?
What's that?
I actually lost myself.
Oh my god. Why is there a couch here? I don't think he needs this. He's clearly fine, but
Okay.
Don't worry, Brian.
I know how to do this.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, stand alive.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, my shift.
My shift.
OK, Brian, I missed that.
You know what, man? It is the night shifts.
Today you're running on a different track
after the shift, you're invited to a party at the ghost station.
Okay.
Today you're running at internet.
Oh, okay, you're gonna, wait, okay.
You're running after the shift.
What do you mean I'm running on a different,
and then go to the ghost station?
Okay. There's a spider in the cab. I locked it in there. Kill it. Okay. How much you fucking
going? You piece of shit? How much you going? You been waiting for me? I refuse to go in
the row I refuse okay I see it I see it I see okay can I take this with me
with what what do I kill it with you have anything there's a spider okay do
There's no item to kill it with
Really oh
No, dude get the hell in there. Thanks for killing it. I'm afraid of spiders. I see a wall driving all collapse. Oh
Okay, buddy
My knees are still shaking
Maybe, maybe he's gone. Maybe he's gone. He's gone.
Alright.
Okay, okay, okay, brother. Back on the night shift. Back on the shift.
What happened to the manual I had?
Yeah man, the brakes on these things are crazy, dude.
Some good brakes.
Very nice brakes.
Yes, I noticed.
But I don't think I should tell him.
Diabolo's.
Good job, on green signal continue to the next station, okay?
Oh my god, oh my god.
He hasn't noticed, man. He hasn't noticed, right?
He hasn't noticed, right?
He doesn't know! He doesn't know!
He doesn't know!
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Get the hell out of the night.
We're almost done with the ship, man.
We're almost done.
Ssh.
You're done for today. Oh really? You can get off. I'll drive from here. Oh god. Okay.
Wait, hey
I mean we are going to the ghost station, but he said he was gonna collapse
Think he passed the ghost station
Why does he pass the ghost station?
I need to...
Yeah, maybe I walk.
I'm gonna die if I walk.
No way.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh, no.
Oh, buddy.
Oh.
Oh, buddy.
Oh.
Are you serious right now, bro?
OK.
Oh, it's not that bad.
It's not that bad.
No way!
This game actually does seem pretty good. It has like a solid pacing to it
and it's not, it hasn't made me read notes or
turn on a generator. Whoa.
Mr. Shift!
All right, this is the ghost town.
Nobody knows about it but the supervisors.
On finished station, it was meant to connect to the Broadus Lava Metro, but it was never built.
Unfinished station, it was meant to connect to the Bratislava Metro, but it was never built.
Young wine, oh that's the hot dog guy.
And all barrels take some.
Alright man.
Alright alright, how do I get in there?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Sir, sir.
Oh yeah, I saw this guy earlier.
Crazy Acoustics.
Wait, is there more?
I swear there's more people now.
Wait, is there more?
I swear there's more people now.
Get to see you here, let's have some wine, right?
Alright.
Crazy man, crazy.
Oh my god dude, the water dead. You can actually spill the drink. Let me just wash my face.
Wine.
Ah, alright. There we go.
Excuse me? Excuse me?
Excuse me? Excuse me?
You want some?
Alright, can you set me up?
Alright, here's some here.
Oh wow, supervisor.
Crazy.
I'm a failure!
All right, man, the supervisor bro.
Oh, god, oh, god.
Wait for the drop, wait for the drop, wait for the drop.
Wait for the drop.
How does he keep it on his head?
How does he do it?
more for the third leg buddy yeah this supervisor they're gonna like I'm a
feeling that like killed somebody down here and they're gonna pin to pin it on
me all right you're all in on it
I don't know just yet I don't know
Bring another one!
Oh my god!
I'm not drinking anymore, alright?
I'll bring him one.
I'm not drinking anymore.
You're gonna go wild!
Okay, what am I supposed to do, man?
I need this job!
He's the supervisor!
Why is he the only one drinking?
And me?
I'm not drinking anymore!
I'm not drinking anymore!
I'm not drinking anymore!
Okay, bring another one.
I don't want to know about this.
Why?
Every time I get some, he's staring at me, wondering how I'm still alive.
The way he blinks.
More?
Okay, what are we doing, man?
Okay, at this point, the supervisor is not my responsibility.
Oh yeah, that was the guy at the blood drive.
Not again, not again.
Yeah, young god, thank you for the five gifties, dude.
Sha, how long is this game?
Anyone know?
seems like it's worth beating you can't handle it get up let's drive this is a bad idea catch
up with the train ahead and follow it close show what you've got I need this job she provides
All right.
Sorry.
Sorry.
This is way faster.
AHHHHHHHHH
Come on, man.
You can handle it, get up, let's drive.
You know what?
The checkpoint did a good job as well.
It's like a solid, little weird-ass game.
I feel like this is actually worth the beat.
Oh, that's what I missed.
What I have to do.
I was in that train
Are we just following this guy
All right, I'm not gonna stop hold on I gotta catch up it's far
I just keep going oh my god
What the heck?
Whoa.
What is that noise pig eating oh
Oh, God.
Wait.
I did puke here.
We're back.
The stink is back again.
I really hate Bruno.
Who's in here?
Oh, god.
I'll let you in soon, but get yourself a soap from storage.
Sausages were on sale.
I bought a whole bag.
It will have a sausage feast.
Dude, what the fuck, man?
Anyone have a?
Yeah, this is a funny guy's
Oh yeah, this is a funny bro
Oh yeah, I got the soap dude
Come on buddy bro
Get in that door bro
Oh god
this microwave always kills the power okay man
I still have the soap
Come on, man.
What?
What?
I don't get the ending, but everything leading up to it was cool, sure, man.
I mean, that wasn't bad, bro, that wasn't bad, that was a cool game.
That was a bad bro. That was a bad. That was a cool game diff endings. If you get more coins
Arbos we are jumping to another game holy moly we are jumping to another one here is the good ending
The good ending? You mean my ending?
The secret good ending from Ghost Station?
All right buddy, how you can reach the resignation?
Oh, you can resign.
Oh, quitting your job is the happy ending.
Any, uh, any Metro supervisors out here?
Let's see how it is.
Alright, next game, people.
Yes, chat tomorrow, Saros. I got to set up my PlayStation 5. We're going to play through
mode tomorrow. We're jumping into another game here. Oh boy, there's going to be some individuals
who, this is going to be a doozy, bro. This is going to be a doozy. It looks like a
cool game but this might be a fucking doozy and a half. We got a brand new release here.
Actually before we play this there is how big is this game?
Okay, well this download and time I didn't realize I got access to this and it was heavily voted for.
It was heavily voted for, I looked, I requested access, nothing happened, but now there actually is.
What do you call it on this?
But also a very high chance of an altar for very high chance because this looks potentially
stupid as hell, but you guys voted for it.
So let's see.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
40 seconds, and we are moving.
All right, oh, I will get soccer 2027.
No, thank you, man.
We don't want to play that.
Don't want to play that at all.
Already played the other ones.
They're pretty bad.
All right, 10% watch the anchor game speed run.
Oh yeah, I could have but it just finished.
All right, the next game potential fast all that for heavily voted for medieval horse simulator.
You literally just play a medieval horse?
So you aren't the main character, you are the horse of the main character now.
So now, instead of you, you are the writer away.
What the fuck, I don't know, man.
What the fuck, I don't know, his name is...
This one is his name is sure howdy a four this guy's name is Gerald our hero
Jared of Riviera. The Riviera, the Casino down the street.
Yes.
Alright, sure. Are you ready to saddle up and begin?
Wow
Up now no more hiding beneath the blankets the morning's fair and the horse is already awake. Oh my god wait outside
Start with food. A full mouth settles a wary heart.
Beginning.
Back.
Up higher.
I can't just map a-
I'll train a train a boat on the river without a soul to tend it, still, let it be.
You've spent enough days watching and listening.
Today you'll show me what you learned.
How to mount proper, how to keep your seat, and how to guide the rains without fear.
Rush and don't freeze. A horse feels doubt as quick as it feels your hands. Breathe steady yourself
and remember what I taught you. Now come let me see if you're ready for the sound.
All right, proper. Get ready. Yeah, this guy kind of looks like what was that one?
What was that one Ben Stiller movie where he had a hair cut like this? It was like a flashback.
Jack. How often must I say? Never approach a horse from the rear unless it knows you
well and trust you. This is a simple Jack. What's a simple Jack? Oh, that's Tropic Thunder.
Oh yeah. Am I doing right, brah, brah? Am I doing right?
Oh, yeah, I'm a natural.
There we go, okay, sure, sure, sure, okay, we're going to drown, oh my god, we're going
to drown.
We had to actually destroy those objects.
There's audio!
It sounds like some friggin Looney Tunes-ass Gallop.
Here I come!
The horses have a great sense of smell. They use it to explore and may even sniff or dig
at the ground when they notice something interesting.
Press E when you are near to find valuable belongings. Okay, okay.
What are you doing?
There it is, there it is.
Am I doing this crackling?
I'll tell you what else you need to know about these courses.
Oh yeah, there's other horses here.
Alright, let me dismount heeee.
Okay.
Alright, let me dismount heeee.
All right, let me dismount he
Okay
You handled the horse well
But know this there are many breeds each with its own strengths weaknesses and temper
A fast nimble horse cannot carry what a pack horse can
One that thrives in heat may fail in bitter cold
keep these things in mind come here now help me with the hooves hold the leg
steady while I trim
What in the hell?
No, this is where dad dies.
No!
Heavens above! Tatars! Listen to me! Mount a fastest horse and get out of here! Now!
What about you, brother, like six horses?
Not bloody!
I'll never forget you!
I know, it's like literally two coconuts.
Oh, dear.
Oh, no one is chasing me.
running from nothing there's no one there you finally woke up nightmares again
We got dad woke up
We fled west for days a lot of us are far away now wait who's this guy still bad dreams may follow for a time
It's your uncle's village nearby. Who's this guy? You can see the village from here
By night we thought it's still far and so we made camp
We left the horses in a mountain cottage nearby. I hid the gate key in a chest inside
Take the horses out while I extinguish the fire and gather our camp.
Yeah, what the hell, man?
Oh my god. What's in here? I don't know.
What?
What?
Alright, here we go!
Ah!
YAAA!
YAAA!
Pretty good, huh? Pretty good, huh? Learned that shit from my dad. Impressed, aren't ya? Impressed.
It seems some poor soul's cart has broken upon the world. That merchant is in dire straits.
This is Kingdom Come, Papaga.
Kingdom Come from Papaga's perspective.
account or from the Italian burgers.
Burgers?
I serve the count, I think.
So, you're from the Count's village.
I've heard he treats his people well.
Might I ask a favour?
I see thy horse and I need a rider sent to the village for help,
and a carpenter to set right this wheel.
Okay.
I'll stay here.
I don't want anyone helping themselves to my wares.
Take some Groshen with you, just in case the carpenter wants payment up front.
Okay, bro, we can do this.
Alright, to the tavern!
There it is, that's how you do it.
the car pinter ha that bastard owes me a fair bit of grushing for all the beer he's bought
keep your coin lad I'll have him fix that cart on the double
game is insane. We're gonna jump to the final game of sub Sunday. That game was absolutely
will be rip, crimson desert. All right, we got another brand new release here. We get
Brian you released never played the first one, but apparently the second one is crazy
Let's see let's see the sound effects were incredibly bad I
Enjoyed them, bro. I actually enjoyed them. I actually really enjoyed the galloping
I'm actually a fan of the galloping, okay
Graphics quality
Do not say
What's going on here?
Oh God
I will say you either cooked here this is an insane UI what the hell
Clean
All right, what do you do here?
Certification
Classic real factory assignments for licensed operators
All right, we've set up oh my god
What does this game look like
What the hell
Well, you deliver shapes to the circle.
You scattered a few shape asteroids around the platform.
This game just keeps zooming in.
Error section missing and you'll be just fine.
Okay. Many miners on the highlighted areas.
Some bare belts, transverse shapes for me to be, anchors locked about to a fixed position.
Making placement much easier.
Oh.
Oh, I see, I see.
Okay, so the anchor is how you change or stop the placement with right-click.
Oh.
Okay, let's see here.
Okay, place belts on the highlighted areas to connect the mini-minus of the vortex
on the right.
Oh, then here we go.
We got a little more here.
Deliver 10 what are we even but delivering here?
Hi, you can zoom in so all this game is actually very visually satisfying
Okay, so it's just like place three half destroyer to cut into three oh
Oh! Cutter.
It's a half cutter.
Why would I need three?
Jack and Bear belts to split them. Oh, you can actually do that as well.
I wonder if this will actually do it.
I have to show as far as the western half of Shave Combiner with a Rotator to choose which side gets destroyed.
Do we actually need the Rotator?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the hell did I just build?
Am I doing it?
Hold on, hold on, it comes through here.
Okay, this cuts it into that.
This looks wrong.
Unless this is right.
There's this here as well.
Wait, that's right?
It is.
I guess this one comes down, rotates it once, and then it just snaps it off.
Ahhhh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Whoa.
That looks fucking awesome.
This looks like Factorio, but everything is like so detailed.
Alright, now to mess this up.
I wonder if I can just have like a...
I already forgot how to do this.
I don't think I really need all of these.
We'll zoom all the way it out as well.
I'm just feeding it 10 anyway, so...
That's where I missed an anchor.
Or maybe I did it wrong.
Unlock it for the reward milestone.
I mean, I could always delete it.
Rotate and cut unlock.
Stacker.
Now we're going to need to combo these together.
Place a stacker over here.
You block the stacker machine level, this lets you place comparison machines on multiple
levels which the stacker requires.
uh placing bell lips here until you get the hang of it
okay i don't see how it works though what the fuck is that like an elevator
oh wait no i see how it works okay
So, I'm wondering if I should take off a, it looks like there's a setup here, so I can
take off, the conveyor belt is pushing it.
So what if I rotate the conveyor belt?
I don't need any more.
Yeah, I could just take all this off
And then e I think I did that right
Yeah, we don't need all of them
Even though that's messed up.
Alright, these are a lot.
Alright, what the hell?
I need to delete shit.
Can I delete this?
Select area, select connected.
Oh, shift right click.
Stackers are slow, you need six of them to keep up with single conveyor belt, place them
in an array.
Oh yeah, looks like the top one is slow as shit.
I'm gonna put six down. I might need to move a bunch of stuff here. Let me see, how am
I doing this now? If I go... That's not right. How do I stack it from here?
Deliver the listed shapes to the vortex. You'll want those research credits
Okay
I'll click to pin this shape to the left side of the screen. This is just how you accept the jobs
You don't like actually confirm them
All right, how do I do this?
We'll shift to place anyways.
How do I elevate?
I'm trying to elevate it.
What if I go like this?
each one you do it. Or maybe from the top, you can bare belt. Hold on, hold on, let me
see here. Okay, I think this is the inefficient way I'm doing it. And then I might be doing
that's completely wrong hold up hold up in the picture there is an array but now
Now I can't add one here to make like a, yeah it doesn't turn off of this.
I thought it's supposed to turn, unless it's supposed to be in front.
Do it after the first elevator?
Wait, that- no, you can't do it after it.
You can't do it after it.
Hold the fuck on.
Hold the fuck on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
not this makes sense
Wait, how does it lift it up?
What the fuck?
How did it lift it up before?
I feel like I'm using the wrong stack.
I did press E.
Unless you're supposed to hit.
Oh my fucking god.
OK.
I was doing.
There's two different placements.
I might still do this wrong.
Hold on.
Okay, I see how.
That's how you do it.
Oh, but I think I have to make anchors.
How do I make it?
Oh wait, no, I think it's doing it.
Okay.
The thing is, I already kind of built a lot of this.
I need to do the bottom as well and these need to turn into...you have to cut it twice.
I'm honestly fucked here.
Bottom is not connected.
What do you mean bottom is not connected?
I know this part right here, I don't need any more of these.
That's not even the quest.
I need this now.
I need to cut and rotate.
Unless this actually ends up...
Because I need a half-cut.
Yeah, this actually only needs a half-cut.
How the fuck does this work again?
Oh yeah, there it is. Okay.
Whoops.
It doesn't matter. It should it doesn't matter. I don't think it matters.
Yeah, it's fine. No, it doesn't matter. The orientation doesn't matter
Okay, let's just show the door takes you'll want there's credits I
Don't know what the fuck this gold shape is. This is probably this one right here. This is literally just delivering pieces
I'll just do two for now
Yeah, just do a delivery over.
And then you need to place...
Oh, that's not that difficult.
I can maybe rip off another one of these unless these aren't technically I don't
even need these anymore I do that do some go left and right okay
This is just delivering 60 of those.
So I can just shut off the supply there.
Alright, time to mess this up.
Okay, how did I do this, I already forgot.
Okay, so I need the stacker.
Let's just go with one stacker here, go with one stacker, um, and...
Let's set the bottom, alright let's set the bottom here.
And then we can actually delete these, I don't need a feed.
I don't know if you have to keep feeding these, you technically could but I'm just shutting
off the feed once the quest is done.
Whoa, what the hell?
Oh my god.
Okay, this game's ridiculous.
Holy shit.
You actually zoom out and you can go to all these different areas
It's like a whole galaxy
Wait a minute, I think I did this wrong.
This does not look like it's gonna fit the input.
What the hell happened here?
It's working, right?
wait am I doing this wrong?
oh wait I'm doing this wrong
I'm doing this wrong
oh my god I'm doing this wrong
these are at the bottom
yeah this speed is right in
shit how do you delete this?
I wonder if I can trim this?
Oh, you can actually do that.
You need to delete this one, but I guess it doesn't really matter.
Alright, those ones are messed up.
The new ones actually work.
Alright, I'm going to show you, this is a really cool game if you like factory style
games.
It's actually a really cool game.
games of sub Sunday were Bruno transit. That game was pretty awesome. Ultimate drummer idols
of ash was cool vending machine Co was good trees hate you wasn't bad. medieval crafter
blacksmith wasn't bad. You know, man, a lot of these games are pretty solid overall, bro.
A lot of these games were pretty, pretty solid. Tomorrow we're going into play through
mode. Uh, Saros play through part one begins tomorrow chat. Literally going to play it all
stream. It's one of those games. Play through mode. I will see you guys tomorrow. Thank you
for chilling. Like always, you guys enjoy the rest of your night. Follow the channel
follow Twitter. Thank you guys for chilling. Until next time, I will see you guys on
Monday for another one. Goodbye chat until next time. Enjoy your
night
And yes indeed, I'll see you guys tomorrow. Peace out guys. GG
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